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Star Wars and Wrestling Fusion
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello, you are listening to the all new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for May the 4th be with you. May 4th, 2026. There's no, I just realized I forgot how any Star Wars jingle went.
00:00:15
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And I'm just going own it. just going to own it. My name is Devin Kovac. With me is Christopher Galanti. may Yoda eat your ball sack from this fort. I decide to enunciate every one of those syllables. And Stephen.
00:00:30
Speaker
Quatro de Mayo. Darth Vader. Oh, that's Spanish, right? Darth Vader? El Vader-er? El Vader-er. I mean, I think it would be... I don't know what Darth would be. I think it would be Padre.
00:00:49
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Padre El Vader. Whoa. How to say... Well, speaking a pod father of Father the Vader. cool that's pretty Speaking of Padres, Jon is still on baby duty. New baby duty. not just It's not like he just found a baby.
00:01:04
Speaker
This sounds sick in Spanish. Okay, what is it? Seรฑor de los Sith? senior de los sith that's sick low sith like multiple sith los sith like uh los lobos yeah yeah yeah one the los lobo Well, you know, um Star Wars should have been Spanish to begin with.
00:01:33
Speaker
I think we all said that before, right? Yes. Like at one point or another? Like I would have liked it a lot more. I'm telling you if Star Wars was just a bunch of luchadors doing like five star frog splashes with like lightsabers. You could argue that had a very strong lucha influence considering all those sick ass helmets.
00:01:53
Speaker
e yeah like you could you could the groundwork has been laid to make us a lucha version of star wars i think that's where we're headed anyway future-wise has ray mysterio ever lucha librate a darth vader mask well he did deadpool this year my god okay so how old is that guy now oh he's in his 50s 60s that dude doesn't he's not he's not right I've been watching that. I just got i got Big Van Vader. ask you i me know what You know what YouTube list I watched?
00:02:31
Speaker
What's the 50 greatest moments of ECW? Yo. Yeah, i went through that list. What were some good ones? well of course the chairs got of when they throw the chairs into the ring yeah that's a good one that's probably my favorite one multiple new jack homicide eggs when he threw the guy from like the ones i forgot about was new jack and spike dudley teaming up and jumping off the uh the balcony onto onto the dudley brothers because spike dudley like turned on them dudes that rad as you know there's a whole dudley like
00:03:08
Speaker
plot thread that I just have no idea about because I never really followed ECW. Well, well Spike Dudley was all he's like the black sheep. was the run, right? He was the run and they all beat him up for fun. Right. He was like the whooping Apparently there were a shitload of Dudleys, at least in ECW. There was Big Dick Dudley.
00:03:26
Speaker
There was... They were just like a white trash family or something. Gumbo Dudley. You had the IQ of 45. 45, dude. He was dumb as shit. He couldn't even wrestle. There was Chubby Dudley.
00:03:41
Speaker
One of the other ones was... um Was it JCV? What is it? JC. Oh, avan ah Rob Van Dam. RVD. RVD.
00:03:52
Speaker
It was Justin Incredible and RVD. And he he, you like power bombed him into the ring and the whole ring collapsed. Oh, good.
00:04:03
Speaker
that was probably a legit ring destruction too oh yeah no like because you look at like some ring destructions and it's like the whole ring this was like a obvious section of the ring just collapsed just broke really collapsed under the weight of two giant men did you fall like on it chris did you ever hear the pick a hand story that rob bandana would tell No, it's the pick of hands. I love Rob Van Damme, by the way. So he would like, use wonder whenever he was pissed at a guy, he'd be like, pick a hand. And they just pick and he'd just come up to them. and He'd be like, pick a hand. and be ah The left one. And he would just smack them in the face with whatever hand.
00:04:43
Speaker
Jesus. Apparently he did it to Taz when he was like talking a bunch of shit. And he was like, pick a hand, Taz. we This wasn't even really like receipts. Just like just nu like like, yeah, like Rob Van Dam would just be like, anytime i I had like a real fucking issue with a guy, I'd be like, pick a hand.
00:05:01
Speaker
Wow. It's pretty sick. Yeah. A wonderful organ. Van Daminator? Sick move. Absolutely one of the coolest final moves ever. Finishers I've ever seen. yeah.
00:05:16
Speaker
He made me think I could do a frog splash. And then I discovered I could not. He's a hard move. He's incredibly athletic. that's the That's the issue. Oh, yeah. Seeing him... There was one clip. Seeing him jump into the crowd from the top turnbuckle three times and land on cement. That was fucking rad as shit, man.
00:05:42
Speaker
I don't think we had like a full understanding of pain back in the 90s, possibly. Pills. Yeah, yeah that's definitely what it was. But like he was just... Hey, man, I'm like totally fucking high off my ass. going to start doing fucking flips into the audience.
00:05:58
Speaker
Yeah, he's doing full-ass somersaults. Was just Sandman entrance
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00:06:04
Speaker
in there? It must have been, right? It's a great entrance. No. Dude, Sandman has the sickest entrance of like all time. I mean, of course. But I think this was like defining moments. oh Like the flaming tables. Yeah, yeah, yeah. on Like all that Sabu fucking...
00:06:22
Speaker
jumping off of the balcony into like six tables at once that was no i'll be honest i never quite got this like i never liked sabu yeah not to speak ill of the dead he was the high flyer man yeah but he was just like a guy that always fucked up he always fun then he would just tell people how much they suck and i was like you're ti oh well that terrible but You know, it's just like, he's like, oh, that guy sucks. Bro, you botched six times a match, my guy. He did some crazy fucking shit. That's all I really remember. His last match you do that thing was disgusting. He was doing all that stuff. which was last match His last match was last year. They did it during WrestleMania weekend at one of the indie shows that they do around WrestleMania.
00:07:17
Speaker
Um... It was basically him versus, i think it was against Joey Janela. um But like, it was a, it was like a barbed wire death match. And there's a part where like he gets Irish whipped into the ropes, but the ropes give out and he goes head first into this like weird box filled with barbed wire.
00:07:40
Speaker
Oh, yeah, that was actually in the thing. was Terry Funk. Was he fighting Terry Funk? No, no. I mean, that might have happened back then, too, against Terry Funk. Terry Funk's been dead for a few years.
00:07:51
Speaker
I'll see if I can di pull up clip. Yeah, I'll see if I can pull up a clip. But, like, this is, like, you know, an old man who is, like, about to die within the year, unfortunately. but Within, like, the month, even. like Yeah, Sabu was a fucking maniac, dude. Props. Just in terms of, like...
00:08:10
Speaker
and As a wrestler, I never wasn't like, i don't even know he was. I was just like, i don't know. I'm like, okay. it's that I mean, RBD was the guy. Yeah. i Right. that was The sad part. Not sad, but.
00:08:22
Speaker
He's the biggest pull away probably from ECW to like. Oh, no. not a stone cold. I would say, yeah, i guess that counts as well. That does not count. if you're going to say like 100% like straight from ECW. He's like a different human being in ECW. Yeah. so Yeah. That's why you can't. Yeah. No, no sane person would be like, yeah.
00:08:44
Speaker
He's fun though. He still has sense of humor and shit. Yeah. That shit's still carried through. No, no. Sabu was the shit. I just, I just thought it wasn't like, you've got to see this Sabu match.
00:08:58
Speaker
He's actually the first, I think it was the first match I ever saw of ECW. It was him and... First ECW match I ever saw was raven fighting somebody and he mashed this guy's face. Oh, yeah. He smashed this guy's face through a popcorn machine, like the glass.
00:09:16
Speaker
And I was like, oh my God, this is so much more awful. Like, you know, i was like, this is, it felt like porn. Not like, you know you know, it felt like illegal. Yeah.
00:09:28
Speaker
yeah I was like going to get in trouble. You see, that'd be kind of the shit. Yeah, it was the best. Speaking of, i I watched the whole Kogan documentary.
00:09:40
Speaker
Oh, really? Are you a whole? yeah no No, and I'm not going to lie, though. Steve's losing his goddamn mind. Dude, it got me at the end. Are you crying?
00:09:53
Speaker
i was i was like really teary-eyed. It's like... Listen, we're like in that... We're we're late 30s, 40s. We're in that era where like when we were young Hulk was like still hulk hogan and then obviously it gave way but like he was still like a pretty big part and then i think you know you watch the whole documentary and it definitely doesn't like it overlooks so much shit which is fine but you know it's it's very conflicting emotions you know and then say oh and then he died my experience with hulk hogan i i never watched wcw i
00:10:33
Speaker
Ever. Like, I was... It was... i was WWE... Or WWF, obviously. ECW. Like, that's the shit I watched. And... I didn't really know of Hulk Hogan. Like, I started watching during the Attitude Era.
00:10:50
Speaker
So, it was kind of... he wasn't even a factor in that whole thing. And that drew so much attention to it. You know? Like, it was... So many great wrestlers starting out and becoming superstars. So it's like he was just a footnote to me.
00:11:07
Speaker
Right. I knew him more as an actor than I knew him as the wrestler. Like growing up, I watched so many like WrestleMania and SummerSlam, like VHS tapes.
00:11:19
Speaker
He was always like a big deal with that. And then i didn't watch WCW, but like Hollywood Hogan was like the shit, dude. That was the coolest version of Hogan.
00:11:30
Speaker
I think easily. It was, but like, I never, i always thought it kind of dumb.
00:11:37
Speaker
There was definitely a point where you're like, what's the point of the crisis? They're like, oh, this was his midlife crisis. Yeah. Because there's a point where his ex-wife is like, I don't know if it was a midlife crisis or something. And then it just cuts to him saying, I am a god. It's like, okay. And this is deep into NWO, Hogan run. So he's like 43. He's like 40s or something.
00:12:05
Speaker
But no, dude, it was just like like I said, it's just kind of like a lot of conflicting emotions. And hes it's it is really interesting because like he's so important to the entire history of wrestling. Right. And it's just like one of those things where it's like, yeah, but you just learned way too much about the guy.
00:12:29
Speaker
um he was willing to admit way too much about it I focus on Andre the Giant, that guy. He's the guy I think of. That's the thing, right? You look back at it and all the things that Bobby the Brain Heenan was trying to warn us about, he was right. The guy was right.
00:12:48
Speaker
You didn't listen. Bobby was like this whole guy. He's no good. he's He's backstage. He's politicking. I'll tell i'll tell you exactly what what pretty much got me at the end.
00:12:59
Speaker
It was fucking Jimmy Hart just being sad. That's the thing. you know why? Because it's like always there Jimmy Hart is the dog from Futurama. Yeah. Dude, dude, I'm not, he's 100% right. yeah He's there. Like, it's so funny because like Hulk Hogan never talks about his relationship, at least in this documentary. Doesn't mention Jimmy Hart once.
00:13:24
Speaker
Jimmy Hart's like doing interviews and stuff, but like, right he's never like, yeah, you know, he's like one of my best friends. It's just almost like a guy he just tolerated. And I'm not, I don't think that is the case truly, but like,
00:13:36
Speaker
You know, he was just like, oh, you would have liked to see that once though. Just like Hulk could be like, you know what, Jimmy, jimmy mean I appreciate you sticking with me. Yeah. Yeah. You're ride or die.
00:13:47
Speaker
It was Jimmy Hart talking to like Hacksaw Jim Duggan Ric Flair and be like, oh man, I'm just so sad. I was like, this is fucking killing me. I don't know why. There was a show on when the w WWE Network first like came together.
00:14:02
Speaker
It was called Legends House and it was all the like wrestlers. Like they moved in, they did a reality show and they they originally tried to get this on network television, but network television was like, we don't want this. and It was essentially so they were like, all right, we're going to put together a bunch of legends. We're going to get Jimmy Hart. We're going to get Tony Atlas, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Hillbilly Jim, Mean Gene Okerlund, and like a few others and Rowdy Roddy Piper. We're going Rowdy Roddy Piper. And that guy's nuts.
00:14:33
Speaker
he's He's crazy. He's going to cause all this like pandemonium. and And they go to it and Rowdy Roddy Piper comes in and he's just like this, like mousy little just He's just so quiet, hands in pocket. And he's like kind of just like taking it all in. He's like being like really like introspective. And it turns into this like, imagine if you're trying to do like this, like wacky, fun reality TV show. It turns into like a real like. Yeah, no, that's what happens. They're sitting around and they're like, they're forced to face their mortality. And like that they're not able to do the things that they like once did. It's this like crazy like moment where they're like,
00:15:14
Speaker
talking about like death because like after that released a ton of those guys from that show did pass away so wow yeah interesting yeah not juicy enough not jimmy hart though jimmy hart's but he is a he's like he's seen it all he will exist through time and space dude yeah well
00:15:40
Speaker
got fucking jimmy art but no it's definitely not one of those like like steve i don't think you would get anything out of it um it's like if you know kind of all the beats you know if you know you know universe level that's kind of what the vince mcmahon documentary yeah exactly it was cool like jenny jenny didn't know a lot of that stuff was like yeah that's thunder lips that's it that's how he got famous or like rocky That's what I knew him as as a kid. dude I forgot how fucking nuts his wife was, though. His, like, his like main wife. Because she, like, after they got divorced, she started dating Hulk Hogan's son. Like, her son's high school friend.
00:16:25
Speaker
That's... So he was, like, 19. She's like, oh, I thought he was 25. And then I thought he was 21. And then I find out he's only 19. But I didn't care. and then she would make, so so she like, he gave her like 70% of everything he had just because at this point he just wanted to like get rid of her.
00:16:45
Speaker
Dude, she would, so she had his boats and everything. She would purposefully drive, she'd have her boy, her 19 year old boyfriend who's friends with her son drive his boat in like by his fucking apartment that he that he ended up getting.
00:17:03
Speaker
Every day. Just to rub it in his face. You know, I'm always impressed with the free time um people will just set aside for like malice and revenge. It's it's mostly the rich.
00:17:16
Speaker
It is mostly the rich. Especially if you have day you're getting ah listen listen that money. When you're rich, you can afford to be spiteful. Right. You're like, I don't got to go to work. yeah i don't have the time to to drive by Devin's house and throw a loaded diaper at his window. But if I was rich...
00:17:35
Speaker
i would right yeah yeah and if i says the thing is is like would i be doing worse off too like i'm like oh it's my job i had to i was moved i live back home with my mom and then you just drive by and throw a full diaper at my house every day get wrecked loser i don't know why i have an accident if it was a if it was a diaper i oh man i would i don't know what i would do a full diaper every day. Man, don't worry, Steve. I got something way worse playing for you when I get rich. Oh, okay. Dude, the thing that I would do is I would huck a strawberry at your car every day.
00:18:10
Speaker
what you just roll there Just one. And you'd be like, what is this? And like, it'd get to the point where you were talking to people about it. And like, if I was around in those moments, I would kind of gaslight you. I'd be like, you know, it might be like a bird or like an animal. That's just oh yeah a strawberry on your car.
00:18:30
Speaker
You'd lean into the serial killer element. Right. And be like you'd be like, maybe it was like a raccoon eating a strawberry on the hood of my car every day. i think of things i do nice things. Devin. you're rich.
00:18:49
Speaker
your revenue You would fake a bomb in my toilet, like in Lethal Weapon 2. Oh, my God. all it I know you would do that. I know for a fact you would fucking a do that. You said it would be fake, Chris. Yeah, exactly. This is my point. those It'd be one of those bombs they put in stacks of money.
00:19:07
Speaker
die bomb? Oh, man. Yeah, a die bomb, dude. A die bomb your asshole, dude. Your asshole's going to end up blue. Actually, i'd I'd keep giving you... You know what I'd do? I'd keep... Monthly, I'd give you a bag of money.
00:19:19
Speaker
And 25% the time there's a, there's a die bomb in there. Oh man. So you're like, God damn it, the odds are really good. This is what I'm talking That's where you should be thinking. That's like Squid Game's logic right there. You brought the evil out of me. Yeah. thanks
00:19:40
Speaker
Thanks. Steve's entering a library that I'm going to design. yeah that's old thing. Like hello, hello. the center i would make one of you guys have to go to a church and then have the church fall apart around you like you can't ever hey you want to go to my mars fuck god yeah
00:20:03
Speaker
like it'd be like we'd be we'd be going to like i don't know john's baby's like christening or something and then like you get there early and you're like oh i thought they were supposed to be here and then the church just starts falling in on itself know You know, I didn't stall a...
00:20:25
Speaker
You know Steve? didn't stall a hedge maze, a modular hedge maze in your front yard. Yeah. And put your mailbox... in the center oh hell yeah that's awesome because not only is that a trap against me that's a trap against my mailman as well yeah you you yeah know the and then and then like it's always to the left it's always you'd have to get it like i i'd change all of your things to where you don't have emails anymore it's all physical mail dude that would be that awful Fucking. like just checks You just your check. mail did You You hire a hacker just to turn off paperless on everything I have. Yeah. That's fucking great. Oh, ACH. No, we don't have that. we we only mail your check here. Dude. Everything. Yeah. Sorry.
00:21:14
Speaker
I would exchange like may elevate your land like by an inch once a my God. Once a day. Once a day. dude After two weeks. I think I'd be like, um,
00:21:28
Speaker
Honey, I think the house is growing.
00:21:34
Speaker
Well, I'm glad we all know what with money. What would we do to John? You know, I'd replace John's child with a robot. Oh, my God. Oh, dude. see i one our like Get one of those vegan dolls.
00:21:47
Speaker
we're an No, no. like a like i I'd use my billions. Down with my billions. And if it takes him longer than like two minutes, he's ah he's a terrible father.
00:21:58
Speaker
It would be really funny, though, to do get a Texas switch between like Owen and like just some like actor stunt double child size, like, yeah, like able to like jump through a window like a pane of glass.
00:22:13
Speaker
what What are you doing? not oweing That's Eric from Stuntman Studios. Great to be. Yeah, just like... Not scaring, but yeah, just have a child... A stunt child actor just fall from the roof.
00:22:30
Speaker
Oh, you know what? platter I think Jon would legitimately kill you at that point. Yeah. Well, listen, it's not like... im his kid I would definitely set up a bunch of, like, the ring stunts on people. Like, Ringu.
00:22:43
Speaker
where like it'd be like, hey, do you guys want to watch Ringu? And then like mid movie, I actually have like a way for like an actress to come through the TV. That is the tell if you say Ringu. Like, no, dude, you're gonna hire somebody to climb out. a You guys want to see the ring? I think maybe. But if you fucking drop a Ringu on me. You know I got an actress. I know there's some shady's happening.
00:23:09
Speaker
Hey, Devin, why don't we sit down and watch Ringu tonight? Nah, nah, not today. Not catching me with that. Ringu. I think that would happen and, like, eventually you just I would turn into Daniel Plainview at some point with all that money. Just bash my head in with a bully. but but yeah I'm done with the pranks now, Steve. I'm finished. finished.
00:23:36
Speaker
ah He's bitter and rich. He's like, I need a bunch of money for my church. I'm elevate the land. need a bunch of money to break Devin. I'm going to elevate the land. I need a bunch of money for Steve. soaked him
00:23:52
Speaker
I raised your land.
00:23:56
Speaker
This is all your land, Devin. But I'm going to raise it slightly up from the inch every day.
00:24:05
Speaker
Dude, that would become untenable after like a month. I don't think I could live there anymore. I'd be like... I'm sure all the guys out of my rich, rich club are like showing off their, their weird pranks. They do the people. It's so boring. They just do boring. I guess that's where, honestly, that's where it all ends is Epstein Island. Yeah. It just, that's when you get that rich.
00:24:30
Speaker
Yeah. We need to have like a designated, we need a designated poor friend who has good morals. yeah to Stop us before the pranks go too far.
00:24:40
Speaker
See, the question here, is it the money or is the pranks? Because that's really what we're talking about. I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I mean, I think that's the thing, though. If we didn't have the money, the pranks would be like, hey, why don't we pretend we're at the mall and we're like slipping on banana peels? and We'll get like a healthy payout from Victoria's Secret. Yeah, that shit only lasts for so long. Victoria's Speaker, by the way, that guy, the owner of that, Epstein Island.
00:25:07
Speaker
Oh, what? So it all comes back to it. He's on the list? Yeah. That's the secret. and every Everybody's on the list. You know what? ah At this point.
00:25:18
Speaker
So i finished Invincible. Thrag's not on that list. He's now that not that list. Not on the Conquest on the list. He's on the list, man. Thrag, not on the list. Not on the list.
00:25:32
Speaker
yeah you know man I finished it. I finished it. And um and I read. So. I've said this before, but quick recap, I was weird about this season because this is the season where I kind of like I officially fell off the book, like I just stopped reading and I have all of them.
00:25:54
Speaker
like I officially have all of Invincible. And I was like, I cannot in good conscience like get to the show before i I get at least there in the books. That's fair. So i had been slow rolling the show. had finally finished it.
00:26:08
Speaker
And yeah, no. I got there. And I don't think they're going to do it because this is that would be crazy. But dude, in terms of like Invincible, you're only like...
00:26:22
Speaker
60% of the way through. There's so much more, though. Yeah, I know, but like I think they are going to cap it. Yeah, no, there there seems like there's a lot to to cut. but I don't think we're getting Voltramite King invincible. I mean, who knows, man? But we're um we're at some... There's some cool stuff coming up, for sure.
00:26:45
Speaker
Just in terms of decisions that need to be made, slash... opinions and and things. That was a hell of a a a compromise.
00:26:57
Speaker
Yeah, right? And it's like, you can't you can't but not go with that. Yeah, absolutely. kind of it's It's really... um i' I'm glad we're adults about this because I feel like younger us wouldn't have agreed with it.
00:27:13
Speaker
Depends, I think. like It's just like, what I've always liked about Kirkman is like, He's just like, what if people were just like extra self-conscious about like what is happening? right like Nobody has to hold the idiot ball.
00:27:31
Speaker
right Yeah, exactly. Somebody's always just being like, hey, what if we were just kind of like adults about this? right There's a smart decision to be made. It will be made by one of these Right, yeah. And and the whole kind of concept is really just like... um you know it's ah It's not a satire like the boys is, but it's...
00:27:49
Speaker
It's definitely a play that title. To be real with you, I think it is. And I think it's more subtle. And it's... it works on a a lot of different levels i mean don't want to say it's like a set but it's it's definitely just like hey let's not do because he doesn't have to right we don't have to play idiot ball we don't have to yeah well yeah of course that's the satire yeah but like the costume change it's not because invincible sales are dipping he's like nah this is just the moment where the superhero changes the outfit
00:28:20
Speaker
um And then there's a point where somebody else is invincible for a little bit. And again, if they end up doing that in the show, I don't know, because we're definitely entering that territory where I think things are going to be cut. But.
00:28:35
Speaker
like I like very, very good. I like some of the pruning they're doing. I think ah I think. Yeah, I will say in in hindsight, i don't i don't really know what the deal was with that Damien Dark episode.
00:28:48
Speaker
like Yeah, a lot of people thought that was an outlier episode. but it's It's definitely, it's not bad, but it's it's a it's an odd weak point, which also kind of serves like, I think Kirkman was like, oh, I really wish we had more time to flesh this thing out. And everybody's like, well, and then they just point to that fucking episode and they're like, you could have, you could have, dude, you had time.
00:29:10
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. But, i don't know. But, um yeah, watch that. Rewatch the Bone Temple. Let tell you, that movie was on time. Yeah, the movie fucking rules, doesn't it? I was... So we... It's got to be one of my favorite endings of a movie in a long time. Yeah, Borden was like, hey, I'm having people over if you guys want to come over and watch a movie in my backyard in this fancy fire pit.
00:29:37
Speaker
And I was like, yeah, fucking why not? like I don't know, I just didn't have a lot going on. Maybe that's when Steve saw me. Maybe. While you're driving down that road, I waved. It was dark out. but Devin! Devin, there you are! No, it was sick, though, because, like,
00:29:54
Speaker
the you know the scenes about to happen and I just go to Chris, I'm like, not to overhype this, but this is the sickest scene I've seen all year still. and still Still basically was the sickest scene I've seen all year. I yeah i watched it twice.
00:30:09
Speaker
I watched it again too. yeah yeah it' still Everything hits so hard. yeah The only downside is like twenty years later isn't bad but it's like one thousand percent required viewing Like, you cannot watch that movie. I mean, you can, right? But, like, you will be very confused for a large chunk of that movie.
00:30:32
Speaker
It's just set up. Sort of. I mean, like... and i mean There's no moment where, like, it's not somewhat required to watch 28 years later. Because the whole time you're like, what's this kid's deal?
00:30:45
Speaker
And eventually, and then you're like well, how does he know... ian and then it's like oh okay what well it's an extraordinarily pretty movie at the very least no no 100 i'm just saying like if the only knocking on it that i really can do is just like like you don't even need to see 28 days 28 weeks you could just but you need to watch 28 years later first yeah yeah yeah um that's the only thing but no it was cool i watched it with some some some friends that had never seen it and they were
00:31:18
Speaker
wait, what? What? There's fucking rules. And I was like, yeah, you and you should have paid to see it. You should have supported it. yeah yeah Well, you know, us Stubbs members, we just know a little better about this story.
00:31:33
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And then I saw Hokum. Hokum! I feel like the marketing campaign for Hokum. Oh, that's a good one. What were you saying about the marketing, Steve? The marketing for that has been all over the place. I've been seeing hokum stuff nonstop.
00:31:50
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Listen, I'm willing to accept I'm a bit of an outlier here. i was, I don't know. i thought it was okay. Like a lot of people really like hokum.
00:32:02
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um I did not really like hokum, unfortunately. And I think it's... um I really can't point to a specific thing other than it was like a lot more... it was like disappointingly real. And not in the sense of like, oh, it's really authentic. It's just like, you think there's going be a lot of spooky ghost shit?
00:32:29
Speaker
And there is, but not nearly as much as you think there is going to be. Interesting. And it's not not interesting. And like... they're sad scott and Is Scott? How is he?
00:32:43
Speaker
He's good in it. he He plays... He's an author. He's like a writer. And like a well-established writer. Like he mentions that you've made movies off of his his books and stuff like that.
00:32:56
Speaker
and But he's such a dick. He is a prick to these people. um and And like, listen, this is this is a very minor spoiler. It kind of sets off the entirety of the plot.
00:33:09
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um But he's like a huge prick to these people in this hotel. and it's the hotel where his parents visited when they were alive. They're both past. And he kind of, it's in Ireland. And he goes and drops their ashes off at this tree or whatever.
00:33:25
Speaker
ah But he's such an asshole to everybody he meets. Because he's just like that drunk, you know, kind of archetype. And then he ah he kills himself.
00:33:37
Speaker
He like tries to kill himself in the first 15 minutes of the movie. And then he gets saved ah by one of the you know the hotel staff. And then like... Miserable prick.
00:33:50
Speaker
Yeah, which kind of explains why he's so miserable and he's so nasty to people. Because he's like, I'm just going to fucking hang myself in my hotel room later. So who gives a shit? but um But no, he'd like he's like, oh, okay. Yeah.
00:34:04
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And then, um yeah, and then, like, it kind of turns into a bit of a mystery, but then the mystery is quickly solved. And unfortunately, what I don't love is when the mystery is answered with ghost stuff.
00:34:23
Speaker
that's what i don't like i feel like it could have been just a mystery movie was like what happened it's an easy explanation and it's just in and there isn't there is a real world explanation but it's blame and they're like but also ghosts and i'm like well you can't have it both ways my guy um it's well shot it looks good um
00:34:48
Speaker
It's just like horror movies are so odd sometimes because like it relies hits. Some don't. and Yeah, but it relies so much on an actor playing against nothing and just looking spooked for like 10 minutes at a time. I bounced off the Undertone for kind of the same reasons. Yeah, I kind of like like, again, like this isn't bad. and And there are some moments that genuinely like make your skin crawl.
00:35:15
Speaker
Like you get that tingle of like abject terror. But I don't know, man. It's just kind of.
00:35:24
Speaker
It's just kind of like, yeah, this is the story. And i was like, okay. Bunch of hokums. But, you know, I get out and I'm like, man, I didn't love this. And a lot of people are like, this is an amazing movie. I feel like that was a, it sounds like when we kind of watched Babadook where people were like, this is like the best horror movie ever made.
00:35:44
Speaker
You need to go see the Babadook. And then Babadook was just like, fine. It was like, whatever. was like, okay, this is like a horror movie for people who don't watch horror movies. And I'm noticing that's like a genre of horror.
00:35:57
Speaker
i I think I enjoyed Babadook. yeah I enjoy Babadook, but I think there's a lot of like annoying stuff in Babadook where it's like, hey, you're doing a crying kid. I get it. I get it. I get it. Single mom. It became a meme. It did become a meme. But like, I think the thing is, it's just like. I don't know if that's the justification. Chris was like, hey, hey, hey. Memes are strong.
00:36:19
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It's in the lexicon of our culture. We talk about them. I'm talking about the Babadook today. I was thinking about this. I was like, dude, how shitty of a person am I?
00:36:30
Speaker
and keep in mind, you're allowed to answer. How shitty of a person am i Where I can't even remember the names of the people who died earlier this year when they were shot by ice.
00:36:43
Speaker
But I can remember Renee good. Okay, Chris, you're a better person than me. god That's not me joking either. Because like, i literally was driving today. And I went, I can't remember their names. I don't remember the second person. of the name But like, there was a point where I was like, I'll never forget these people's names.
00:36:59
Speaker
And then today I was driving and I was like, I forgot their names. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Jeffrey Peretti, Steve, you're a man. ah no Dude, you're you're not wrong. Like, that's the thing. like oh i mean I remember things like the fucking Babadook. Like, my fucking brain fucking has just, like, filled with, like, nonsense.
00:37:18
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Your brain has an incredible capacity for the years that films were made. It I don't I can tell you, any 26 a bunch of shit went down. i steve i had the same meltdown, but it was for.
00:37:35
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um i write sins, not tragedies, the song. Yeah, panic at the disco. I was like, i know i had been a decade since I heard the song came on. I knew every lyric and I was i could have.
00:37:51
Speaker
There's poetry I could have learned. like there's there's equations I could have learned, but no. Your plane's not a big, soggy mess now. You can still do things. I could have learned how to sculpt.
00:38:05
Speaker
I could done so many. I could have learned so many things. Nah, gotta make space for I write sins, not tragedies. Oh, i mean well, i i had to yeah I have a giant, giant space for, for movies. So I, I kind of, but but to Steve's point, like, yeah, like there's so many things that I was like, this is locked in. Like my dad, this is one of those things that like pissed me off because he was right, but also like, fuck you.
00:38:39
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Because he would be like, how can you, this is like middle school, right? He's like, how can you know all that Warhammer stuff, but not know any math? And I was like, fuck you know, because I could be like, could be like, oh, second edition to like eighth edit to like seventh or eighth edition, a space range stat line. I'm like, oh, web skill four, was skill four, movement six, strength four, toughness four, three plus save, leadership eight or seven, eight with a sergeant. You know, like I. Is that accurate? Are you just giving examples? No, no, that's that's accurate. OK.
00:39:17
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i' got thought fuck you dad Fuck you, dad. Fuck you, dad. But say that he would say that. And I'm like, there's no defense other than just like, get out of my face, old man. Like, I don't know. It's because it's cool.
00:39:30
Speaker
Math sucks. Even though I use math to play Warhammer. give you that.
00:39:38
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You're not wrong. Yeah. I really do think it's the type of teacher that teaches you the subject that really gives you your influence on like what the subject is going to be for the rest of your life. And I think some huge fascists that love Warhammer 40k, he probably would have taught you math a lot better.
00:39:56
Speaker
You know? Yeah. You know? I meant sort of the opposite. Where like if you had like a cool math teacher, not if you had a fascist run for you. Oh, I'm sorry. didn't mean to that. No, I like that. I like that Devin goes to a games workshop.
00:40:14
Speaker
Fucking just. You must learn the rules, Devin. You must learn the rules.
00:40:22
Speaker
Fuck, I'm going to go learn math. Fuck it. No, fuck that. I'm going to learn math. I'm going to leave legends at the Deptford mall and I'm going to go down to the math workshop.
00:40:33
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but Yeah. Orcs hit on five plus. well Well, gentlemen, if I may, talking about our brains expanding and, and you know, broadening her our horizons, I picked up the fifth book of Dungeon Crawler Carl.
00:40:50
Speaker
Yo! I just started reading it. It's The Butcher's Masquerade. i read the yeah the first four. Yeah, I will say, i was talking to Chris about this, but I had started reading dungeon crawler uh well i'd start the audiobook of dungeon crawler carl uh book one and i am enjoying it however the guy not a fan of the voice actor he does a really good job except for the main voice he sounds like a really bad patrick warburton
00:41:24
Speaker
It's funny because that's what got me to start listening to the fucking audiobook. I went to Amazon. I was like, well let's listen to this first book, like this first page. And I was like, yeah that's ridiculous.
00:41:36
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prince don i put it out of that I can't get I got like will say i if I have i have a little level of criticism as well um i feel like because I'm five books deep now.
00:41:52
Speaker
Right. of like There's seven out, right? There's seven out. Of a plan 10, I think. Right. And um well, it's it's just, it's basically the books live and die on the levels that they choose.
00:42:10
Speaker
And there were certain levels in the previous books that I i was not a big fan of. okay i I felt like it was convoluted and a little overly complicated at times.
00:42:25
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um it Specifically the fourth book. um And i feel like the world building they're doing is really good. But i I just think as the series progresses, it gets a little weighty.
00:42:41
Speaker
You know, like there's a lot going on in the series. And the reason I'm saying that is because this fifth book, I'm reading it and it's like all of those criticisms have like washed away completely.
00:42:54
Speaker
Oh, okay. It's it's fascinating. That's awesome. Is it because this is a good level or it because like, okay. Yes. Okay. Yeah. One million percent. That's kind of good though. That like...
00:43:07
Speaker
When you're reading the book, if there's a point where you're like, I'm not really digging this one as much as the other one, you know that the next book is going to be a unique thing. So if you're not 100% in, you can still be like, you know, but I don't know what's going to happen in the next one. So 1 million percent. Like it is always it's ah it's the box of chocolates of of book series like. you just dig in you never know what is going to be, what is what, you know, what level is what until you start reading and just the way they're handling this level and the, complete the, the different gamifications that are happening that Carl is doing, um, based on a piece of literature that he found. I'm not going into that. I'm not, I'm trying to stay as spoiler free as possible, but, um,
00:43:57
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Yeah, there's a specific act and in the beginning of this that is just... Like, you see it hack him thinking of it, and you're like, oh, oh. And, like, the scale gets bigger when he enacts the plan.
00:44:13
Speaker
Okay, okay. And you're like, Jesus Christ. Like, but is this is getting real. Like, that that level of... He just upped the level the whole series, Carl.
00:44:28
Speaker
that it's really fun to read that. is Steve, are you done the first book? No, no. I listened to the first chapter, but okay I'm very far behind. yeah I've been reading for like the past couple of months. So it's been, you know, cause like I heard about it on our discord and and then I heard about it someplace else. So you know how that works. Oh yeah.
00:44:49
Speaker
So then I just started reading as much as I could. It's just, it's just funny because like, You know, I listen to a lot. It's not is' not a secret. I listen to a lot of Warhammer books, and a lot of it's very British, and very heavy, and, you know, kind of a little pompous. Not pompous, but, you know, just like...
00:45:13
Speaker
yes, this is serious. And then I get to this guy. Princess Donut. It's definitely not that. like yeah I think it does. and it yeah it's It's not the content. The content's fine. It's that i'm having it it's really truly the character of carl and the core narration that fucking it's dude it's so funny because people are like people are like dude it is the must listen to audiobook like because because of the voice like because i think it's him and he just does he does like's all the voices or something yeah yeah and like they're all really it's the fucking main one so chris we were talking about this but you said like the books are kind of like
00:45:57
Speaker
relatively easy reads. Like, and there's a lot, I think that, I don't know, might just read easier if I can not speed through it, but if I can read it and be like, okay, yeah. don' Take it at your own pace. Yeah. it's It's very much like they're, what I always like with ah these books is the chapters are really short.
00:46:17
Speaker
Like they're not really too long in between chapters and all the descriptors like there's so many descriptors and awards and achievements that Carl gets and the way they're broken down. It's very easy to read like it's almost like lists sometimes. But the lists are great because it's all like these insane items that he's collecting, like toe rings and shit. They give him buffs and and all that shit. like That, to me, as somebody who loves video games, is is pretty easy to read. like it's not that's the It's so digestible yeah in that regard. For sure. you know But I like it. I'm on chapter...
00:47:00
Speaker
33 of whatever. I got four hours. This is a better version of Ready Player One, basically. Yeah, yeah, it does. it pretty much does read like that. um It's just Ready Player One, but less. Granted, I've done Read Ready Player One, so maybe...
00:47:16
Speaker
It's good. It's very pretentious and and silly not like silly. Not intentionally. You know what i mean? yeah yeah yeah like This is intentionally silly. And it's not as pretentious that way. yeah know what i mean oh Also, Hokum is a fuck.
00:47:34
Speaker
I give it a fuck. oh okay Actually, going to do my rankings of the books. so The first yeah yeah first book of the series is Amari. Second book...
00:47:46
Speaker
I would say is a fuck. Third book as well. Fourth book
00:47:55
Speaker
you know It's like the least fuckable of them That book, like there's some really wonderful moments in it. like there' It's very much a book that has good moments because of the characters that you've been connected with.
00:48:11
Speaker
yeah um But it's just such a slog to read. you know And this is not like that. This fifth book, not like that at all. Started off with a bang. you know how ah How deep are you into the book?
00:48:25
Speaker
you know um I'm about 65 pages in. Okay, so you're early. Yeah, within the first 50 pages, Carl does something incredibly crazy and stupid, and it's fucking wild. It's it's just great. It's so cool.
00:48:41
Speaker
It's like something somebody who's trying to break a role-playing game is is trying to do. That's fun. Yeah, it's it's really cool.
00:48:52
Speaker
Nice. Nice. Yeah, man, I'm digging it. It's funny you say that because like part of me is like, I want to do that to the. I want to that to all the the first and only Warhammer books, all the books. And then you guys are but I don't I don't know what.
00:49:10
Speaker
no interest mr wo was elijah kudo this one's sick dude sure sure come on this book is getting adapted soon so i think yeah yeah i you know honestly it's probably why it's it's sneaked in right it's ah in the into the algorithm uh it's because i keep seeing it everywhere now but yeah we can help the food the fuck younna do what are i gonna do I get it. And and it's a good book series and I'm glad it's getting its flowers and shit. yeah It's good.
00:49:42
Speaker
Good shit.
00:49:45
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All right. Anything else? Steve, you you beat a video game. yeah I did beat a video game. I beat Forbidden Solitaire. I also rewatched Get Out. Woohoo! Okay. Yeah. That's what brought that up. Forbidden Solitaire, a ton of fun. An absolute heckin' blast. um I think I still like a Home Safety Hotline more because it is more of a unique style of game. Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it's very funny. It's a lot of just like kind of like audio like gags and goofs.
00:50:18
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um But this is definitely like, you know you're playing some... ah You called it Spider Solitaire, Chris? yeah yeah that's when i'm familiar that's how i know it yeah they're like weird shapes and stuff right well you're always picking a card that's either below or above the current value of the card that you have in your hand and you're just like there's all these like layers and you're trying to like reveal more cards as you're taking cards off the board so you can make bigger and bigger combos okay
00:50:51
Speaker
Like, that's that's the Spider Solitaire I used to play. And it's virtually the same, except for, you know, the the magic element of it all. And that is the creepiest part of it all.
00:51:03
Speaker
Yes. You know, all the cards that are like, you know, like the violent cards are terrifying. And... It's definitely, it's leaning towards something. I'm not there yet.
00:51:19
Speaker
ah There is a underlying story like all these games have. There's a story to this to this game. This game might be, ah there's something wrong with it. There's that suicide of a game developer, you know, that's where I'm at right now. I will say and I've been struggling with ah like the card meta that like a lot of these indie games have been going with because like I don't really and didn't really play a lot of card games growing up.
00:51:47
Speaker
Like, I don't know how to play solitaire. And I understand I could learn and I know it's not just strictly solitaire. Solitaire. But like there the bones of it, I don't know. It's just like, I'm like, I have to learn how to play like regular solitaire. And then I have to learn. It's just number or number down. That's it. i think I think the whole point is it's so innocuous.
00:52:09
Speaker
Like, that's like, you know, I need like a nightmare version of Monopoly. There's a video. There's a video in the game where like, because the game was banned in in this. Right. Yeah. The religious groups.
00:52:23
Speaker
And like, there's a mother who I like agreed with 1 million percent. who was in the video. Who's like, why would you do this with solitaire? Things. why did you make solitaire so fucking violent like it's really stupid and that part of it i'm like yes you're right like that's there's that's the part that like keeps me going because it is silly conceptually yeah but i i guess in that innocuous it being so innocuous sort of like doki doki literature club it sets you up you know right it pulls the rug out from under you
00:53:03
Speaker
at some point. So that's what waiting for. um Yeah.
00:53:11
Speaker
That's all these games are. They're rug pulls. I would say... How long would you say? is as ah I'll look at my time because literally I beat it right before. um It took me 7.8 hours. I might have lost a couple games because there's a lot of RNG based on kind of just... Yeah, I'm about an hour and a half. So that gives me... that's I'm happy that that's a good length. Yeah.
00:53:34
Speaker
you know I still have a few achievements left. How many do I have? One, two, three, four, five. I have five achievements left. are you going to try to go back and get them? Or is it like, yeah, you know, you beat it.
00:53:46
Speaker
You know, I don't know. i think I might've just, I might just walk away, but like it these don't seem like bad achievements. So like I could go back if I wanted to, but I think with like Batman, Lego Batman coming out, Forza 6, 007. I think we got a little spoil with Inscription too. think that game is so layered, you know? I think Inscription is It's so good. I think the beginning of Inscription is the best part. Like that's like. Easily. That's just learning about like what what is to come in Inscription. Yeah. Like that game's an onion. Yeah. know yeah Yeah. That's a really good example. Yeah. It's it's so layered. and And there's very few of these like haunted games that are as layered as as Inscription. Yes. Absolutely. That was wonderful.
00:54:40
Speaker
But, you know, there's fun. They're fun for that the atmosphere. Right now, um i it might be over. Let me check the Steam store. But they were doing a special event for games that use um fake, like...
00:54:57
Speaker
fake computer UIs. And a lot of those games are all like, oh, you're on a computer and it's haunted. yeah All those games are on sale this week, which was actually very funny.
00:55:07
Speaker
Yeah. yeah um i don't know if there's like too many of those games that like I have like, off the top of my brain that I would be like, you need to play that. That's a recommended one. the one. Doki Doki, 100%. And that's a free game. Like, you can buy the, like, the pay-for version, but I think the pay-for version, it really just gives you, like, additional stories. And the stories are more in line with, like, the game's universe rather than, like, the the wall come down moment. I do think, i this might be controversial, I think Inscription is a better game, though.
00:55:44
Speaker
Yeah, I agree. Like the the actual like physical card game and like what is going on and like you like walk around, it kind of becomes like an escape room at points. Yeah, exactly.
00:55:57
Speaker
Definitely agree. Yeah, um I would say Forbidden Solitaire. Very, very good. It's it's fun solitaire. There's some fun stuff. It definitely emulates old 90s PC game like perfectly.
00:56:11
Speaker
um I'm going give it a fuck. I'm going to sit with the fuck on that one. yeah Nice. Yeah, i'm ah I'm still in my Alan Wake 2 replay.
00:56:25
Speaker
Waking and baking? I woke up with a flashlight up my ass. It wasn't turned on, though. Turn this on? I will say, though, the one thing that like really bugs me is um the map UI is still bugged out and it blows my mind that they just like couldn't fix it or didn't fix it. Really?
00:56:51
Speaker
Yeah. Cause like the map UI is largely fine, but it gets kind of buggy where you'll like clearly look at a thing and it'll still show up as if you didn't. Huh? Which always irks me, but it's especially irksome in that game because there's a whole clue concept, especially with the saga section where like, she picks up clues and you're like, did I get it or did I not? And then like, by the end of the game, you'll have all this stuff that you, that doesn't even go anywhere because like you didn't read the thing or didn't acknowledge that you read the thing. Right. And you know, like,
00:57:32
Speaker
it's it's not and you know It's not inconsequential. I'll say that. It's not game-breaking or anything like that. But it does bug me that you know three years later um to replay it, to find out that they just never quite fixed it.
00:57:51
Speaker
I'm like, God guys damn it, dude. you guys want to hear one of my generated Alan Wake prompts? Yeah, we you got it.
00:57:59
Speaker
it was like It was a lunch container. Should have had a sandwich and a thermos of coffee in it, but it had a gun. I took it and ate it. This world isn't going to control me. Perfect. Dude. You know what's very funny about that clip? If you play the Lake House DLC, they literally, there's a room that is just like hundreds of typewriters.
00:58:25
Speaker
that are all trying to replicate alan wake's writing well and it's funny because you like the first it shows like uh this is like the first week we had it and it's just like dark dark dark like like like like scary scary scary like you know and then it kind of like slowly figures out his you know his the way his writing works and things like that uh yeah dude also the lake house I remember there there was a tease for Control 2, but like you know to play after we got that big Control 2 reveal, I was like, goddamn, this was right right in front of our faces.
00:59:06
Speaker
like like Even his character design, you know like with the coat and the hat. Oh, yeah, of course. And I was like, oh, shit. dude Yeah, Alawake's still a great game. My personal yeah game. Yeah, I really like the first game, too.
00:59:19
Speaker
like And the second game. Oh, The chapter shit doesn't really matter anymore now. it's all I got them all. It just feels weird, man. i don't want to open up the Epic Store to play it, man.
00:59:31
Speaker
Jesus Christ. It's an Epic Store. I don't want open it, man. You know what you don't have movie about that? He's a portrait of with pants down. He was mooning the camera. Just blow the five inches of dirt off of your PS5. Hey, That's true. got a lot of dirt on mine, too. you maybe Maybe making your console have a popped collar was a bad idea because it definitely keeps the the the fucking inch layer of dust dust in between the collar.
01:00:01
Speaker
Dude, mine stood up behind my TV and I looked at it the other day and I just saw like a lot of dust in it. It's like, kill me, kill me. God damn it.
01:00:13
Speaker
its I took my vacuum hose and it was like, I was like, all right, it's got to run slightly better. Save now or you will never play again. Kevin, please.
01:00:24
Speaker
but I am a dirty bitch! it's ah it's ah It's a fun... It's turning into a a fun replay. I'm almost done. I did all of Saga this time.
01:00:36
Speaker
Okay. because like It's been's been a minute, but like you can swap between characters. And there's there's definitely like intermingle. There's clearly like, oh, this would make sense narrative if you switched over. But I was like, nah, fuck it.
01:00:50
Speaker
And on hindsight... I was like, if I was going to go with one player, like one total character playthrough, i think you should do Allens first and then Saga. Even though I think the the official optimized way to play it is you swap back and forth between chapters. But no, man. ah Great game. Great atmosphere. Let's go love it.
01:01:19
Speaker
That's me killing. Hell yeah. Killing a man. Killing it. You're absolutely killing it because you're a superstar. Also, what killed me is watching the Flyers lose it in overtime. Ah, five seconds ago.
01:01:33
Speaker
Those fucking bums. What a fucking bunch of bums. You know what's killing me? Sixers losing my 27 points. bunch of bums. sorry. Is it points. man.
01:01:51
Speaker
Yeah, it fucking sucks, bro. but who We got to curse the other team, man. It's okay. We'll get them back. Both of those teams were not supposed to get this far, frankly. um So you you can look at it that way.
01:02:10
Speaker
And they both beat division rivals, right? Yeah, but this like... always talk about... Trust me, I'm very, very happy that they beat the Celtics. That is my championship. Yeah, that's... That's as much as I can... And that was Boston's 9-11, you know? Yeah, it was Boston. So upset. Jalen Brown on streaming talking about, I can't even tie my shoes.
01:02:37
Speaker
Fucking Joel B beat me up. Oh, it's lovely.
01:02:47
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John's like in it right now. He don't even care about this. That's why, you know, he's he's just there. That's why we need the prop baby.
01:02:58
Speaker
probably help. Come on! It'll get him not to think about this. Prop baby's here. Don't worry, John. Prop baby's got you. Now let's go watch Ringu together. It's okay. We joked about this. That's the giveaway, John. Get out of there. out of there, John!
01:03:15
Speaker
Don't you want to watch some Ringu? Just you, me, Ringu, and the CRT television. Yeah, yeah! The Interstellar meme. He's fucking Catlin in the corner. He's gonna Ringu you! Don't Devin buying the bookcase. Yeah.
01:03:41
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go um and i guess so i have something that i i want it I know this is kind of more leaning on on ah trailers and and stuff.
01:03:53
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I kind of was hoping that John, we would have John this week, but you know, he's dealing with two babies now. He's got double babies. One's that what's like six now. I know that, but like, let's be real. Let's be real. Don't give that kid any sense. six-year-old and like, anyways. He's jogging with babies. Dude, that's Jonas' babies, dude.
01:04:11
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Yeah. I get it. I get it. The thing is, he can't be here. He's got a lot on his plate. But feel like he was dodging talking about the Resident Evil trailer. Resident Evil trailer. I noticed that, too. Yeah. I noticed that, too.
01:04:28
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He's not even going to get his hopes up about it. Steve, I don't know if you're going go here, but like the... the internet discourse online has disgusted me.
01:04:42
Speaker
Oh, no, I'm with you on that. Oh, it's pure top toxic levels of bullshit. What is wrong with you people? is This is going to be the bad one? What?
01:04:52
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They have no concept of anything outside of direct adaptations. And they don't remember and don't care about directors anymore. but that's It's shocking how little film knowledge people have. It's crazy that, like... i Like, just...
01:05:13
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You got to have faith in in people. You got to have faith in artists' vision, especially when it's singular. I'm sorry, but can you tell me, yeah, what did Wes Anderson do before Resident Evil that made me excited?
01:05:28
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Wes Anderson? Wes Anderson! ah Paul W.S. Anderson. mean That would be the biggest drop-off of all time. Wes Anderson did the Resident Evil movie. What did Paul W.S. Anderson do before Resident Evil that made you think, oh, this is going to fucking ruin.
01:05:51
Speaker
Mortal Kombat one man. but Yeah. Okay. Set the world on fire. but saying like, you know, all right, right. get it. Right. I expected Schlock. I mean, even as a child, I knew Mortal Kombat wasn't a great movie. Yeah, yeah exactly. fine What did the director Welcome to Raccoon City do before this? Oh, dude, that director went on to Johans Robert.
01:06:18
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johans yeah They went on to make um don't Don't prove my point wrong. I'm trying to make a point here. all I think they made a movie that you liked, Evan. I'm trying to remember. Primate?
01:06:29
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Primate, yeah. I didn't see it, but I want to. It's probably good. It's probably decent. Yeah, yeah. like this This felt like it was thrown thrust upon oh first time.
01:06:43
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Welcome to Raccoon City is dog shit. Okay. All right. You know what? Let me... so so Yes, right. And my point is still essentially made, right? Because yeah yeah talk like he did. so I'm talking about Raccoon City director. He did a bunch of shark movies. Yeah, no, he was a schlockmeister.
01:07:04
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Right, right, right. Yeah. got this Supposedly. But Jack Kregers has such a better movie superstar. Such a better track record.
01:07:15
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and You gotta give him some rope, man. And the one thing i really like, and I hope this is done more, is he did a, you know, listen, shout out IGN, but he did like a trailer breakdown of his own movie, and I've never seen that really before.
01:07:31
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And he gets deep. He gets deep into it. And he knows stupid people are. What? He knows how stupid people are. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He has to do that.
01:07:42
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But, like, listen, dude, I would like to see more of that. I thought that really interesting. Because he he talks about, like, he's like, oh, yeah. You know, he's like, i want I like the evolution of weapons in the games. So he's like, yeah, you know, he starts off with this pistol, then he gets a shotgun, then he has to find ammo, and then he gets ah you know, MP5 or whatever. yeah um He talks about how he likes the camera angle being in like that third person perspective a lot. Yeah, it's a lot of over the shoulder.
01:08:11
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Yeah, and and he he even says, he's like, honestly, there's not a lot of zombies in this movie. He's like, there's only like two or three scenes with like zombies because I think the T-virus is so cool.
01:08:24
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And there's so many interesting things you can do with it that like, why kind of waste it on zombies? Right. and Dude, I'll be honest. I was like, this is, I like everything he's saying. Yeah. I know I agree with all of it, but it's like, i like that he's standing on it.
01:08:38
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Yeah. And, and, you know, Hey, I did this fucking thing. this giant fat naked man. Yeah. Like it's, it's very, um, the, the imagery is very surreal.
01:08:51
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Yeah. And, uh, I think that helps. Um, for a great movie, but I think if it's not kinetically connected to anything, people are just gonna assume the worst, and that's sad. that Well, there is a theory. did Did you hear this theory that he's... This is the origin story of the the fucking ammo, the gun guy in R.D. Ford? Oh, the merchant?
01:09:15
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Yeah, the merchant. What are you buying? Which I frankly would be very irritated. That's very silly. Yeah, I don't think that's like yeah like never I have a thing um that was a breakdown from someone on Twitter that is talking about like you know early forms of the script released and stuff like that. And this isn't spoilers, but he says that... um Due to an agreement between Capcom, Constantine Films, and Sony, there is no way legally for this or any live-action RE film to be set in the game's universe.
01:09:54
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This is from a contract Capcom and Constantine signed years ago. oh So I think a lot of that is them kind of like obfuscating a lot of things. Yeah, like there is a reason why they're like,
01:10:05
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you know they're like Oh, this is happening during the events of Resident Evil, but also like it's snowing and they have like so like so iPhones in it. I think there's a a core element to it that's going to carry through, like a through line. Right. And I think it has to do with whatever he's carrying with him in that pouch.
01:10:24
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Right. like i think Like a courier. Yeah, like I think he's carrying like a cure or something. And I think that's going to be the MacGuffin of the movie. It's just a regular first date spray. We need this.
01:10:44
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I have to imagine that there is a reason why everything's being drawn to him. Yeah. And that is, there is like a government organization that's trying to stop him, whatever he's trying to deliver. Right. Like, yeah and they're putting these bio weapons in, in his way in some way that that's kind of what I got.
01:11:05
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Yeah. would be the general plot of the film. And it looks like one long chase scene too. So it's like Fury Road in that way where it's... Zombie Fury Road. That sounds sick. The main actor is... ah is He plays the the druggie in... Oh, I know. Oh, I recognize him. Yeah, the standout in weapons of standout. He's going to be such a ah ah ah a you an unfortunate idiot in this scenario. It's going to be nice. Someone pointed out that neighbors this is the first Resident Evil movie to to have the a a male as the star.
01:11:49
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Oh, isn't kind of that kind of a flip on how things are normally? hey And yet people are complaining. get that. Hey, I get that. You know what? The big fat guy in his sewer. Who's playing Kendo in this? Paul Walter Hauser Zach Sherry?
01:12:10
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Both Kendo-esque. I also think v i think film literacy is at such an all-time low. like I agree. I agree. You know, it's it's i it's <unk>s you see it a take on Twitter, and now that's your take. that's your yeah It's a lot of, like, this is my this is my creator's take, so This is what I stand by.
01:12:33
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And um the thing about it is that these are the same people who they watch the Five Nights of Freddy's movie and they go, wow, that was a masterpiece. Really fucking knock that one out of the park.
01:12:43
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And it's like, what are you talking about? People's complaints for this movie are where Chris, where Jill, where Claire? Well, Leon. No, they're not in movie. How would you Resident Evil movie? It's like motherfucker, cinematically and game universe wise, you do not need those characters to tell a Resident Evil movie.
01:13:07
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We've learned that from one, the the the Alice run of Resident Evil movies, but two, the Resident Evil seven and Resident Evil eight. I know, you know, Chris is in Resident Evil eight and at the end of seven, but you know, the, the main crutch of seven is the fact that it was all new. It was, we were starting fresh. None of this was familiar. We're in, we're in a fucking weird dilapidated mansion in fucking lu New Orleans as Ethan Winters. Oh, and, and to go even further, there have been plenty of RE main characters that are just not good.
01:13:42
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right oh yeah right so ethan everybody from zero let's be real like they're not well developed steve from code veronica like there's a ah litany of just shitty characters in the series i genuinely do think and i i might get some flack for this i think gen z and beyond they need to have a more referential um pull out. you need They need fan service in order totally recognize. Because it's like, Minecraft, oh, chicken jacket! I would do c i'll go so far as to say that maybe Zack Greger had a really great infection story, virus story that he wanted to tell.
01:14:32
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And his producers were like, nobody's going to see this unless you attach an IP to it. Because that's where we're at right now. you know what's funny, Chris? You know what's funny? There is actually, there is a statement that came out where they were writing a Resident Evil movie, but they wrote it a little bit more ambivalent because they didn't know if they could get the Resident Evil license.
Resident Evil Movie Insights
01:14:54
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And then when they got it, they were like, okay, we could we could kind of leave it. And it was like willing to make another 10 million, 50 million or a hundred million.
01:15:04
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whatever but the thing is i think the guy that did weapons wasn't gonna have trouble getting his next movie made but like i don't know how to like sit down with people and be like yeah well i just agree with weapons and barbarian like have you seen those this is gonna be an absolute fucking smash hit it i don't know if it's gonna be as good as those movies but i know it's gonna be fun it's gonna be good it's gonna be entertaining and that's i only want the I don't think
01:15:37
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No, but like weapons was a big hit. It was. It was. It was a big head my hit. A modest hit for a low level budgeted horror film. Now he's taking over an IP and I'm sure zombie films are done to death. And um somebody told him that nobody's going to watch this unless there's an IP. attach There was that the official story online was like,
01:16:05
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he was like, I have a take. And yeah this was like right after weapons. And obviously he was like able to get a meeting with pretty much anybody he wanted at that point. And he was like, I have a take on a Resident Evil movie.
01:16:16
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And they were like, yeah, okay, please. So how much of that is true versus like what, you know, I think he wrote it as a Resident Evil movie to get funding.
01:16:30
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I really do. That would make sense. I really do. I think that's the world we live in. This movie cost... This made $270 million worldwide.
01:16:41
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seventy million dollars worldwide he did you know what He did kind of flex a little bit of his Resident Evil 4 knowledge, which I did really respect in that little video that they did. He was like, you know, the boat scene. I was like, boat scene?
01:16:54
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like, oh yeah, he fucking you know he's on a boat at one point. He's got the little speedboat. You're right. This could be a global hit, too. I don't think a lot of his movies move outside of America. yeah look he's wait He's got the speedboat. He's also got the fucking like the harpoon scene. Dude knows his ball. He's right.
01:17:08
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He does. um The thing i found out about welcome to raccoon city is the reason that movie was made was they put the funds together to make a James Wan resident evil movie.
01:17:20
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in 2017 2018 well originally he wanted to do resident evil 7. he wanted to tell that story with like the fucking like chexus chainsaw style like resident evil and it's better movie everybody nixed it and he was like well i'm out if you don't want to make that i'm out and then they were like well we got the fun still so let's just slap together this like crap res evil yeah And it's like the thing is the thing that's funny is it's like, I think sitting here right now with you right here right now, I would rather watch the Paul W.S.
01:17:54
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Anderson Resident Evil movies than that movie. Because that movie does the video game like storyline stuff so dirty. It does the characters so dirty. smashes so much. of it It smashes one and two together.
01:18:08
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de Leon gets literally fucking destroyed in that entire film. Yeah, le like if you're a fan of Leon, it's almost seems like an attack. Right. like i to the dark Yeah.
01:18:21
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The watermark is very low. Yes, it's very low. And yeah even from so I mean, I watched the first resolution. That's not a good movie either. No. they're they're they're not good they're not good but in comparison between the two oh of course like a gun to my head i'd be like i want to watch that first one because it it doesn't fuck any of the things that i really care about because at the end of the day if you want to tell a resident evil movie i think this the only thing you need are monsters and maybe umbrella i think that's you need you need a corporate a corporation gone gone rogue yeah like like
01:18:58
Speaker
He probably gets the job from, know, oh, I'm taking an Uber Eats from Umbrella. Dude, that'd so funny. He deals with all this nonsense. He's dropping off BK at the fucking Umbrella headquarters. That's all. No, he's delivering the sandwich to that trucker. Oh, here you go, bud.
01:19:20
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yeah That's all. and Like, that's the thing to like Zach Krieger. Like you watch his movies. He is not afraid to do like a fucking like mid movie or end movie, just total fucking vibe shift.
01:19:32
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Yeah. Yeah. Like weapons is a fucking ah is like an entire fucking like super serious like horror movie. Things are going on. And then the fucking end of the movie is this most fucking like it's so slapstick fucking like zany like Bugs Bunny comedy. And it's so fucking worth it.
01:19:51
Speaker
Yeah, and still works. It still works. Like, this movie could be, like, the most, like, serious, like, running from monsters and zombies movie. And then last 10 minutes, I don't know, fucking Leon could burst through a window and suplex fucking Mr. X. I don't know. yeah. But it would, like, fucking, like, I just know. It would fit style. It's to be funny. It's going to be entertaining. It's going to, like, I'm going to walk out and be like, that was great. That was great.
01:20:15
Speaker
It didn't need any of the characters, but it still is... it's going to define what resident evil is at that point i think too because people are gonna see that movie and be like oh shit that was great yeah and like i don't know man i feel like resident evil stock is is probably as high as it's ever been yeah yeah man he's just playing with house money right now mm-hmm That's going to be great.
01:20:43
Speaker
Go nuts with it. I'm excited. Screw everybody else. They don't know what's good anymore.
Media Adaptations and Generational Impact
01:20:51
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I think we're all we're all we all know that. These people voted for Trump for crying out loud. I have question. I have a question because you were talking about it when you were talking about Invincible. and Do you think younger versions of us would be in that camp where we are more in line with needing the the the rail to be closer to what it is in the game. Steve, you said yeah railing.
01:21:19
Speaker
you know what i You know what meant, right? Yeah, railing the the kids on Epstein Island. No, no, I didn't mean that. No. oh oh no, talking about the new generation railing against things that have an IP instead of just actors. Like when we were growing up,
01:21:39
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Yeah, like back in the day back in the day, we wanted it to be as close to the source material as possible. yeah Well, it's because they um it's because they're they never tried.
01:21:52
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And it was so obvious that like, hey, if comic book movies are a really good example, because it's like, hey, have you guys just like remotely attempted this, like it could be good. And then You got Spider-Man. and I think we were at that point where we never got anything that was close to a solid adaptation of comic book movies that when these things came along that were pretty good adaptations, we were we were taken back. and And I think it kind of set all like the next previous generations up.
01:22:23
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saying that, like, oh, yeah, these IPs are where it's at because they did it so well in this way, you know? that we We stop caring about Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. We care about Marvel.
01:22:39
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We care about Spider-Man. I care about Captain America. I mean, you know, I also think there's just a little bit of, like, emotional intelligence. that If anything, it's our fault.
01:22:50
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We did this. Yeah. Anti-fanboy did this. and If there's one thing a millennial has never done, and that's anything wrong. We're perfect. i mean Yeah, we are. generation we're perfect We're perfect. We're perfectly polite. I hear the greatest. Never mind. I'm wrong. Take dig back what I said.
01:23:11
Speaker
I mean, think about it, right? Like, you know, we know how to use technology, and yet we also know how to be social, too. Yeah. That's true. Perfect in between. may have killed film. That we know how to talk to humans. I just want to throw that out there. Unfortunately.
01:23:31
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That might have been one of the Well, the unfortunate collateral damage of our our generation. Oops. Oops. Sorry about that. that's Well, it doesn't help that the previous generation or the next generations, their their favorite thing is, you know, Markiplier playing seven hours of a video game on Steve, who do you think started that shit?
01:23:52
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alier He's a millennial too. Yeah, we started it. We are the content creators that the the next generation like grew to want to be. To idolize.
01:24:04
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Do you... ah
01:24:08
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Yeah. Well, like all right like Mortal Kombat's coming out this week. Is that... a Is that a Gen Z thing? or is that a Gen Z doesn't care about Mortal Kombat. So if this is good or bad, it's it's on us.
01:24:21
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It's going to be 40-year-old men all excited to see Johnny Cage do a nut punch. shit you You could say the same thing about Street Fighter, too. It's the same boat. You can. you can yeah but I think Evil got like a Coke bump with Resident Evil seven and then remake two.
01:24:43
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And it just like survived. So the next generations, the, the, the Gen Z, the Gen alpha, they, they, they have seen those and they've been, Oh, Oh, I love these things.
01:24:56
Speaker
And it's like, you weren't there at the fucking start. They don't have to be right. you are you don't you don't You don't have to be. Who am I? I'm not an IP cop. I'm not preventing you of like falling in love with things.
01:25:07
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But what we're saying is a lot of people's interest in those games, in those series stems from seeing our generation, the millennial generation, play them on YouTube, on Twitch. now And so they're like, oh, that looks cool.
01:25:25
Speaker
Now we're going to choke on the byproduct of Hollywood as they try to adapt another fucking Mortal Kombat movie. Come on, Chris. It's going great. As long as they get rid of it. Who is the nothing guy? Who is the nothing guy's name from the first Mortal Kombat? Cole.
01:25:43
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Cole. Gotta watch you out for Cole. He's got that sweater. Dude, Cole ain't making it fast. The second act. You can't you can't beat him with the sweater on.
01:25:54
Speaker
you can't beat Cole with the sweater, dude. He's impossible to beat. I bet you that's gonna be... He's like, you can't beat me. I got this sweater on. And then Shao Kahn's going to kill him. Your sweater is mine. Ha ha ha ha.
01:26:06
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Bash him on the head with a big hammer. Yeah. Rips his skin off, which is his sweater. When's more combat? Come out. Dude, this Friday, baby. oh I'm going.
01:26:19
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Happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day. Yeah. Hey, Mom. Happy Mother's Day. and i'll watch you to I'll watch it on HBO Max because they're doing the same day and date thing, right? They're doing the same day and date thing, right? Like they did for the first one? No, they're not. no God damn it. Be like, Mom, you need to pay for this popcorn because you're my mom.
01:26:40
Speaker
She'll be like, Momality. Momality. Momality. through bay ballity and your um pay for my candy you know just do all the things give her the real experience why is Boromir doing this Boromir Aramir you fucking fuck me you know what I'll apologize to everybody out there who cares ah Chris obviously already bought our tickets right ah why yeah yeah you did what now
01:27:16
Speaker
Come on. Mortal Kombat 2. You have to see it with another person. that's why the 2's in the title. I can't see it by myself. That would make me a fucking loser.
01:27:27
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Chris, hurry up and fuck my butt. Hurry up, man. Hurry up! Hurry! Do it Do
01:27:39
Speaker
you know You know what i will take? i'm so I'm standing on this one. When I saw Hokum, real quick, ill ah the last thing I'll say, I saw Hokum. The Stubbs commercial comes on. What do I see in the row in front of me? Two young men waving.
01:27:56
Speaker
And I said, that's me. That's my thing. You invented that. i swear to God I invented it. I genuinely know you invented that. That was our fucking joke. Yeah. AMC, you owe anti-fanboy some fucking money. I want to be a legacy member. It's in my favor is all I'm saying. I want to be a legacy member, AMC.
01:28:17
Speaker
I think we got in before all these other schmoes got in. The schmoes don't even know the movies. They don't play movie Battleship before the podcast. They don't know anything. They don't know anything. They couldn't look at a frame of Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake from Netflix and know what it is. They wouldn't know. The most millennial thing ever.
01:28:41
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I'm sorry.
Nostalgia in Media Intros
01:28:42
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I mean, he got upset, but they probably don't even know. Like, they probably don't even like Nicole Kidman. They don't even know who Nicole Kidman is. They probably don't even like her. Nicole Kidman? That gets out of my skin. I'm sick of that couple.
01:28:57
Speaker
The coke... Oh, well, the Coke commercial, but that's that' is from a different time. I look at that as like a time capsule. That thing needs to go, dude. It's like, remember when we all really liked Fast and the Furious movies?
01:29:11
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Remember that, guys? Oh, yeah. Remember when that went away? i'm just saying, like, I would... oh who Who are you even mad at? You can't be mad at the actors.
01:29:24
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don't think you can even be mad at Coke. I'm mad at a just cars. Is it AMC's fault? I think you can be mad at Coke for not updating it.
01:29:34
Speaker
That's their job. What if what if it's like a FromSoft where they're like, no, we want to, but they won't let us. AMC will not let us. They will not give us the IMP. We don't want to ruin our relationship with Coca-Cola. cocaco I mean, to be fair, Coca-Cola is a very powerful entity. We wanted to do a Dune dance scene, but they didn't let us.
01:29:56
Speaker
When they drink the Coke. That's fair. It's the water of life. All right, fine, Chris. If you're not going to see Mortal Kombat, we can watch that cheap mystery movie. All right. All right. There you go. That one I'm in on. That one I can convince you. Go on this date movie with me, Chris. That that all I will see on a date movie. Mortal Kombat 2, though, come on.
01:30:19
Speaker
Well, this is a monkey's paw situation, guys. think I'd have to be drunk to go see Mortal Kombat 2. You actually have to fight at the of movie. You're allowed to drunk. Yeah, you're allowed to be drunk, but you have to fight to the Mortal Kombat death.
01:30:31
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Yeah, that's fair. Afterwards. Chris versus Devin. Oh, hell yeah. Winner gets Stubbs Club. See, i can't be i can't be drunk when I watch a movie. I get too sleepy. Oh, now it's a problem. Not if you keep drinking while you're watching it.
01:30:50
Speaker
Devin, just take a bunch of Zin with you and just go nuts. I don't do drugs, dude. Straight edge, Devin. Wow. That's really Mortal Kombat of you. Tell me more about Aromir.
01:31:05
Speaker
That is very Mortal Kombat of you. Listen, hope is forbidden in these lands. Hokum is not. Hokum is not something. Anyway, guys, we will be back next week with Ernest um Returns to Life, the newest movie.
01:31:23
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It's all AI and it's terrible. We're going to talk about it. little Just a little thing I noticed. I said to myself, if um Jim Varney didn't pass away, you know rest in peace, he would have been the voice of Mater in the Cars movies.
01:31:40
Speaker
Oh my God. They would have thrown Larry, the cable guy into a shredder to get him. He would. Cause I mean, he was slinky dog and toy story. i know So he already had that. Like he, they would have done with, with earnest, what they did with Clint Clay, Cliff Clavin.
01:32:01
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He would have been everywhere. Yeah. Hey, Devin. No, that's a bad that's a bad impression. Hold on. From Cheers. Come on, Cliff, from Cheers. Yeah, he was the mailman. Cheers. I didn't watch Cheers.
01:32:15
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See, Norm, I can't do a Cliff either. It was another famous. It feels like is I walk into it really confident. ah Don't worry about it, Devin.
01:32:26
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No, it turns into fucking what's-his-name again. and Patrick Warburton. Tungent Crawler Carl.
01:32:35
Speaker
Who wants my mail? It's a very specific voice. If you tilt it too hard, it goes into Patrick Warburton. Hey, Norm! It's not there. It's just not there. Cheers, like Wonder Years, I didn't watch because I did not like the intro song.
01:32:54
Speaker
You don't like the Cheers intro song? No. It's bugged me. You know what I'll give Devin some credit for that. i will stand by Devin. Making your way in the world today takes everything you got, Devin. dude Dude, you sell me that to Married with Children, The Simpsons, and all these other radical shows like Family Matters. did i write to Wait, did you say it was Family For a very specific reason.
01:33:23
Speaker
Is it because? No, it's not. Is it because? No, I just meant like there's a lot of energy. You put the fun in a corner.
01:33:34
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Cheers is pictures of old men sitting in an old wood-ass bar. White-ass men. Yeah, you know what? That's not interesting. White-ass six-year-old. Bro, cool definitely cool.
01:33:46
Speaker
Are you telling me I'm supposed to care about this retired, washed up old baseball player try to get nookie from his coworkers all the time? If I was 20, I probably would have watched Cheers, but I'm not and I wasn't.
01:34:01
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all you know But also, going back to it now it's too watching it later, Cheers a great show. yeah I agree. It probably is. I think it gets a little better as it goes on, too.
01:34:12
Speaker
Are you telling me? only know... There's Danny DeVito, right? Was he in it? Or is that Taxi? No. That's Taxi. tax Taxi's a great show, too. Taxi's great show, too. How's that intro, though?
01:34:23
Speaker
Thank you very much. Thank you very much. And Christopher Boyd. What was Taxi's intro? Taxi! Call the fucking cab. You know, every time I try to think of it, I just think of Welcome Back, Connor.
01:34:38
Speaker
It's... um Oh, it's kind of sad. It's a good fucking intro. Taxi was wonderful. What was Taxi? Taxi was like, gotta go to work on a taxi day. Gonna get paid. Gonna make some money. Hold on, I'm listening to it right now.
01:35:02
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Oh, Taxi Season 1. Okay. Yeah, they have multiple themes. We were supposed to wrap this up. I hear it. yo We're gonna get flagged. We're gonna get flagged. We're gonna get flagged. flag I music over this. we Can't we have like 30 seconds? I'm sorry, dude. There's a reason I didn't see Taxi either. Because that dog shit. That's dog. Chris, in in a world, you sit one of us down as a fucking six-year-old, and you say, what do you want to watch? You want watch Taxi? You want to watch ah Cheers? Or you want to watch In Living Color? my Dude, I know what I want. Yeah, exactly. In Living Color.
01:35:44
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youre right
01:35:48
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It's the Wayne Brothers, Undertaker, Jimmy Carrey. Some of the best comedians. Comedian trifecta, dude. It is
01:35:59
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But ah we need to wrap this up. I got to get stuff going. So we'll be back next week and we'll talk you all soon. Bye. Later.