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Obsession, Mixtape, Starfox
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Introduction and Humor
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JohhnyCAGE
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of and month of May 18th, 2026. I'm a little burnt.
00:00:11
JohhnyCAGE
i was I was bragging about it to the boys. I got a little red, red color on me. My name's Devin Kopech. It's hot out here, boys. And with me, Scorching, Steve O'Tierry.
00:00:24
Steve-O
They call me Mr. 99, cause that's my temperature baby.
00:00:27
JohhnyCAGE
And here he is, Mr. Torchion, Chris Kalani.
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IGOTTADUMP
Hi, everybody. I'm just so full of it today.
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JohhnyCAGE
nine Full of what?
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IGOTTADUMP
two weeks. i watched and read so much shit.
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JohhnyCAGE
house
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IGOTTADUMP
I gotta talk about
00:00:47
JohhnyCAGE
You sound like dungeon crawler Carl. that's That's what you sound like right now. And I...
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Steve-O
He's backed up. He's backed up on content.
00:00:54
IGOTTADUMP
i um I am backed up, man.
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JohhnyCAGE
and
00:00:56
IGOTTADUMP
I got a lot.
00:00:56
JohhnyCAGE
You, me too. You know what?
00:00:59
IGOTTADUMP
oh i You know what?
00:00:59
JohhnyCAGE
I'll be honest.
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IGOTTADUMP
In not a single fucking movie.
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JohhnyCAGE
Well, you know what? I was actually, this is where I was going to start with. um Chris, you're a little bit, you big time me this week.
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IGOTTADUMP
I did. i did.
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JohhnyCAGE
I was, I saw a movie and i was with Chris. Oh my God. This movie was so fucking good. You gotta fucking see it. I didn't think he looked at it. He was, he was nothing, nothing like, oh man.
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IGOTTADUMP
Crickets.
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Steve-O
I don't have a cricket.
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IGOTTADUMP
Crickets.
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IGOTTADUMP
If I could have sent crickets, I would have.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. he He basically sent me that that that that gif of Shaq asleep.
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Steve-O
For what movie?
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Steve-O
was it Was it Aquaman? Was it in Aquaman?
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JohhnyCAGE
No, it was it was...
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IGOTTADUMP
He was not an Aquaman.
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JohhnyCAGE
I saw... ah It was a Aquaman. ah No, i saw I saw Obsession this week.
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IGOTTADUMP
Can I be honest with you, devin I was seeing it in another theater.
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JohhnyCAGE
Oh... No, you weren't.
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Steve-O
Whoa.
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JohhnyCAGE
No, you fucking weren't. Cause you wouldn't, you wouldn't respond.
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IGOTTADUMP
I made that up.
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Steve-O
Whoa.
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JohhnyCAGE
you earth i'll tell I'll tell you, I'll tell you that right now.
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IGOTTADUMP
I made that up!
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JohhnyCAGE
You wouldn't fucking respond.
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IGOTTADUMP
I made it up.
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JohhnyCAGE
You couldn't cause you wouldn't be like, what hurt me?
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Steve-O
Would that hurt you, Devin?
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IGOTTADUMP
If I...
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Steve-O
If he was like, I'm seeing it just not with you.
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IGOTTADUMP
yeah like I was in the same theater but it
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JohhnyCAGE
um Yes, yes, and I'll tell you why, because there were multiple messages in a group chat that Chris was in that was like, hey, I'm seeing this important, this boy wants to come see it.
00:02:17
JohhnyCAGE
Nothing for me, which is fine. You don't have to respond, but yeah, if he yeah in retaliation saw it around the same time in a different theater, would have been like, yeah, dude, that's a felony.
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IGOTTADUMP
yeah and then yeah
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IGOTTADUMP
No.
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JohhnyCAGE
That's a felony offense.
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IGOTTADUMP
um Unfortunately, i was just stuck at work because everybody called out.
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JohhnyCAGE
just stuck at not being a bad friend. That's what you're stuck doing.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:02:42
Steve-O
That's not, hey, hey, that's him making pay.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:02:44
Steve-O
That's him. He's got to shoot into the hole in the wall, man.
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IGOTTADUMP
There was nobody else, man. Nobody else. nope there There was people trying to buy weed. There's nobody there sell it.
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JohhnyCAGE
Oh yeah.
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Steve-O
Dude, you know what happens if people don't get weed?
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JohhnyCAGE
oh yeah Yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
What do you want from me?
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JohhnyCAGE
They'll, they'll, they'll bring you a vodka penne and, ah and, and Alfredo.
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Steve-O
Wait, what?
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IGOTTADUMP
Apparently.
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Steve-O
Really? Yeah, you get vodka,
00:03:01
IGOTTADUMP
Apparently. like well yeah that's you know osmandias though wait do you podcast in the dark wait steve you too
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JohhnyCAGE
Sidebar. So I'm in a dark room illuminated by three monitors, which is fine. Right.
00:03:09
Steve-O
Okay.
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JohhnyCAGE
I just saw the silhouette of a gigantic fucking mosquito. Just like try to fly by my, my one monitor.
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Steve-O
Dude, you're going to die.
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JohhnyCAGE
later
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Steve-O
i do.
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JohhnyCAGE
Um,
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Steve-O
I have this room is lit by my monitors, and right now it's a ah ah neon live sign on the wall.
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IGOTTADUMP
wow whoa
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JohhnyCAGE
So my neon live sign died, and i now I have a um a ah ring light that just isn't actually on right now. And then, because my normal light is, like, it just fritzes.
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JohhnyCAGE
I don't know what the hell's going on
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IGOTTADUMP
i'm i'm in ah I'm in a locked room. white Lights on everywhere. I'm sitting on a couch. um I'm um um'm using a coffee table for my computer.
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JohhnyCAGE
You know, I just turned the ring light on.
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IGOTTADUMP
And I literally, I have a stack of books and a Phillies popcorn, plastic popcorn bin. And that has the mic on top of it.
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Steve-O
Chris, going say something very, very cruel to you. You podcast like you are doing a daytime talk show.
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JohhnyCAGE
You're good.
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IGOTTADUMP
Very much. i agree 100%.
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Steve-O
And I, you know, I kind of am jealous. I think that's a way more comfy way to do it than the way we're doing it.
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IGOTTADUMP
i I don't understand why you're doing it in the dark. That's bad for your eyes.
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Steve-O
We're doing it. We're doing it like we're hackers. Yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
This is a this a personable social experience.
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JohhnyCAGE
Also, mike my window, my AC is off right now.
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IGOTTADUMP
What the fuck are you doing?
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JohhnyCAGE
I'm invested here.
00:04:43
Steve-O
My AC's on.
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JohhnyCAGE
It's so loud, dude.
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Steve-O
My AC's on, man.
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IGOTTADUMP
Is it really?
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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Steve-O
My AC's on.
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JohhnyCAGE
Well, my I have a window unit and I'm like two feet away.
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Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
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JohhnyCAGE
You know what? for This is for the listeners, by the way. This is what I'm hiding you from.
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IGOTTADUMP
turned it on now Oh, now!
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JohhnyCAGE
That's pretty bad, right?
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IGOTTADUMP
god, I can't believe it it's the taker!
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JohhnyCAGE
like Like, you can hear that, right?
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IGOTTADUMP
No?
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Steve-O
Not really, no.
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JohhnyCAGE
Really? Fucking
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IGOTTADUMP
No!
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Steve-O
No, that doesn't pick up, Devin.
00:05:13
JohhnyCAGE
Awesome, dude. Hey, win-win for me.
00:05:16
IGOTTADUMP
What the fuck are you been doing?
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Steve-O
Devin's like, this is this is what I've been protecting you guys from.
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IGOTTADUMP
It's nothing!
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JohhnyCAGE
Dude, it's so loud right next to me, but hey, hey.
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Steve-O
ah Silence.
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IGOTTADUMP
i literally, i have an air purifier on right now.
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JohhnyCAGE
What's
00:05:27
JohhnyCAGE
I have the pop filter on. That's what's protecting now all all your ears right now. That's why. Well, listen.
00:05:32
IGOTTADUMP
wait wait wait guys be quiet be quiet let me i for one let me i fucking hear i hear nothing i hear nothing
00:05:32
Steve-O
I hear it slightly. I hear it slightly, but it it definitely...
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JohhnyCAGE
Oh, fuck you. ah
00:05:40
Steve-O
heni he needs to talk He needs to talk for his his noise gate to go up.
00:05:43
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, oh no.
00:05:47
IGOTTADUMP
oh oh oh okay i kind of hear but no no but like it's not it's white noise yeah
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Steve-O
It's not intrusive.
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JohhnyCAGE
It's not brutal. It's not brutal. Also, I'll turn the mic away a little bit and that way hopefully I can.
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IGOTTADUMP
it's kind of a ringing, like a very slight ringing, but like, it's not anything perceptible.
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JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
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Steve-O
It's like the sound that sometimes your like router makes. And you're like, what the fuck is that noise? And then you put your ear near your router and you're like it's my motherfucking
00:06:07
JohhnyCAGE
All right.
Movie Reviews and Recommendations
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Steve-O
modem?
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Steve-O
What?
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JohhnyCAGE
It's my motherfucking mode.
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Steve-O
Why does this make a noise?
00:06:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Well, listen, let me, know let's get back.
00:06:15
IGOTTADUMP
I think you guys should, should be a little more comfortable when you, when you podcast, that's all I'm saying.
00:06:17
JohhnyCAGE
Let's get back to the point at hand here. I saw obsession. and I am obsessed with obsession.
00:06:27
Steve-O
Oh my god.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh,
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JohhnyCAGE
um
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Steve-O
Wow.
00:06:31
JohhnyCAGE
I actually pardon pardon the hilarious pun, but um this might be the best movie i've seen all year. it's It's up there with ah Bone Temple.
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IGOTTADUMP
Bone bone. All right.
00:06:44
JohhnyCAGE
It's the best horror film I've seen since Hereditary. I don't even think it's close.
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IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
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JohhnyCAGE
it's I was getting the same vibes from Hereditary.
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Steve-O
Wow.
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JohhnyCAGE
The same creepy, right?
00:06:59
Steve-O
Okay.
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JohhnyCAGE
And the... Oh my god. I can't gush about this movie enough. The premise is so fucking basic. It's so basic, bitch.
00:07:10
IGOTTADUMP
Sure is.
00:07:10
JohhnyCAGE
But it is so well done. So unique in a lot of ways and played so goddamn well by the, the lead actress in this movie.
00:07:25
JohhnyCAGE
Everybody's really good in it. Um, but she a is stand, she's like Tony Collette level standout, uh, in this to, to kind of keep making the comparison.
00:07:33
IGOTTADUMP
Or Mia Goff and Pearl like really carried the film.
00:07:36
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. Honestly. But I think honestly, she's better than me at Gotham.
00:07:41
IGOTTADUMP
Mmm.
00:07:42
JohhnyCAGE
Um, Indy Navarette. Apologies if I'm mispronouncing that. The only thing she's been in that I would have, I've never even seen it, but she was in Adventures as Superman a lot.
00:07:56
JohhnyCAGE
the her Superman and Lois. She was in like 50 episodes of that that show as like, I guess, the student friend of one of the kids. So I don't know. I didn't really know her too well. And I had come into this, one, hearing how good it was.
00:08:12
JohhnyCAGE
to being aware of that and also hearing how great this actress was. And i was kind of ready to be a little disappointed and I am thrilled to announce that I was not and I was actually more impressed than I thought I was going to be.
00:08:35
IGOTTADUMP
interesting
00:08:36
JohhnyCAGE
It has a jump scare that I've never been gotten so bad by the jump scare. Um, and I think there's a unique, I, I, the popcorn was, I actually got to the theater really early.
00:08:44
IGOTTADUMP
Do you fart?
00:08:45
Steve-O
Did you have popcorn and did you fling it?
00:08:52
JohhnyCAGE
Shocker. Um, so I was like mostly done with popcorn. the popcorn was just chilling next to me, but I, I was, I was watching it with Borden and, uh, I grabbed his arm.
00:09:04
JohhnyCAGE
I was so shocked.
00:09:04
IGOTTADUMP
Nice.
00:09:06
JohhnyCAGE
I like, Oh Jesus Christ. And I like gripped that gripped, but I like pushed on him to get away from,
00:09:11
Steve-O
You like held him slightly.
00:09:11
IGOTTADUMP
Do I hear wedding bells?
00:09:13
Steve-O
yeah maybe.
00:09:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, to get away from the nightmare that was happening on the screen.
00:09:14
IGOTTADUMP
Do I hear wedding bells?
00:09:19
JohhnyCAGE
um this is This is like hereditary. Like, I think you should make a point to see this.
00:09:22
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
00:09:25
JohhnyCAGE
And i saw it I saw it Friday night. The theater was about 80% filled. La Young Folk. And it was it was a little dicey.
00:09:36
IGOTTADUMP
ah Well, its it is doing it's doing quite well.
00:09:37
JohhnyCAGE
A little dicey. Yeah, no.
00:09:41
IGOTTADUMP
And it's it's a very small budget.
00:09:43
JohhnyCAGE
it was like $750,000 made like 15 million.
00:09:43
IGOTTADUMP
It's shithouse indie.
00:09:45
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:09:46
IGOTTADUMP
Mm-hmm.
00:09:49
JohhnyCAGE
Um, and so the crowd was, it was a little dicey. I'm not going to lie, but again, I always say this, I think there's two types of movies that are the most beneficial to see in a crowded theater. And that's act that's a comedy and horror films.
00:10:05
JohhnyCAGE
Um,
00:10:06
IGOTTADUMP
Yep. yep
00:10:07
JohhnyCAGE
this, I think my, my experience greatly benefited from that.
00:10:07
IGOTTADUMP
yep
00:10:11
JohhnyCAGE
And much like my hereditary story is like, you know, there's some goofy, there's some goofy, there's some chatter. And then like, once the movie kind of gets going and it's not like in obsession, there wasn't like this crazy big moment that shut everybody up like hereditary.
00:10:29
JohhnyCAGE
um But it was just like the movie kind of started to demand your attention by how, creepy and uncomfortable and skin crawlingly good.
00:10:42
JohhnyCAGE
It was, um, yeah, dude, I was, uh, I was so, so, so happy after I out of this theater. And the funny thing is, is I'm somewhat aware of the writer, director and editor, ah Curry Barker, cause he's, he's like one of those like YouTube Tik TOK, like comedy skit guys.
00:11:03
JohhnyCAGE
And the first time I heard about him, like really, was, oh, you know that guy you've seen on TikTok shorts? Yeah, he just signed $14 million dollars deal, which is like a landmark deal, with a twenty four to remake and a do a reimagining of Texas Chainsaw Massacre based off of this movie that showed.
00:11:22
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
00:11:24
JohhnyCAGE
So was like, what? Okay, like a little odd, right? i was like, the guy that does TikToks, like that guy?
00:11:31
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I got to admit, it is good timing to have another Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
00:11:32
Steve-O
This is the meta.
00:11:35
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and and it was it was based because they...
00:11:36
IGOTTADUMP
Like, I feel like the days weren't really prepared and weren't the right time for Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
00:11:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:11:43
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah.
00:11:43
IGOTTADUMP
But I think nowadays, yeah, no, you need to hurt some kids.
00:11:45
JohhnyCAGE
We might be ready. And, like, listen, I mean, just taking that taking that out of it, he got that because this showed so well like, TIFF and all the the film ah shows and all that, like, a year ago.
00:11:59
JohhnyCAGE
And everybody was talking about this, but, again, I really struggled with, like... Dude, it's so basic. It's such like a basic fucking monkey Paul's thing.
00:12:07
IGOTTADUMP
Sure is. we've We've all seen the Love Potion film.
00:12:09
JohhnyCAGE
But dude.
00:12:11
IGOTTADUMP
I've i've seen this entails in Tales from the Crypt like five times.
00:12:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:12:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah.
00:12:14
Steve-O
a
00:12:15
JohhnyCAGE
This is easily the best version of it ever. i And I'm probably overselling i'm overselling it probably for you guys.
00:12:19
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know. Have you seen Tales from the
00:12:23
JohhnyCAGE
But like this is truly, like I really think you should carve out time and go see this movie. Because this movie fucking rocks. And I watched a lot of stuff these last few weeks.
00:12:36
Steve-O
You're saying ah tick a A24 brought in a tick tock guy.
00:12:36
JohhnyCAGE
And I was like, I don't know what I'm going to talk about. Nah, dude. This is...
00:12:43
Steve-O
he made a banger.
00:12:44
JohhnyCAGE
Well, this is Blumhouse, but
00:12:46
IGOTTADUMP
It's the kid that does the floss dance, right?
00:12:46
Steve-O
This is a warm house.
00:12:48
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know. He's a really – listen, again, I can't glaze this guy enough, but he's a weird-looking guy.
00:12:54
IGOTTADUMP
Same kid, right?
00:12:56
JohhnyCAGE
He's a funny-looking dude.
00:12:56
Steve-O
This is interesting, though, because it seems like this might be the new meta where it's like people coming from like, you know, TikTok, YouTube, because, you know, this week, later this week, we're getting ah the back rooms.
00:13:04
JohhnyCAGE
Nah, dude, dude, it's a great – they're on a great run, dude.
00:13:07
IGOTTADUMP
Steve, I think you're you're we're thinking back rooms.
00:13:11
Steve-O
Yeah, we're getting like, it's genuinely interesting seeing this.
00:13:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Listen, I hate to say it, but like, and it's not fair. It's not super fair to compare, but I'm like, our back rooms ain't going to be good as good as this movie.
00:13:21
IGOTTADUMP
kind of It's a hard act to follow. act to follow. Hard act to follow.
00:13:25
JohhnyCAGE
There's no fucking way, dude. Yeah.
00:13:26
IGOTTADUMP
hard hard act to follow
00:13:27
Steve-O
Okay.
00:13:28
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:13:29
IGOTTADUMP
okay
00:13:29
JohhnyCAGE
I, yeah, no, I absolutely love this movie. And and again, a lot of it is based off of, a the main actress who plays Nikki, her performance is an all timer.
00:13:48
JohhnyCAGE
um I don't know. I just didn't think it'd be as creepy, but no, it's it's absolutely terrifying. So,
00:13:56
Steve-O
Hell yeah. Awesome.
00:13:56
JohhnyCAGE
o
00:13:57
Steve-O
So Mary, that what you're saying?
00:13:57
JohhnyCAGE
yeah, ah dude, this is, we've i we've already we've been married for 10 years at this point.
00:14:03
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
00:14:04
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I've grown old and died with this movie.
00:14:05
Steve-O
Damn.
00:14:09
JohhnyCAGE
We held hands as we both expired.
00:14:12
IGOTTADUMP
ah yeah I have to admit, Devin, I think I will say i have some resonance in the sense that how much I love the the Bone Temple.
00:14:12
JohhnyCAGE
Because I was obsessed.
00:14:23
IGOTTADUMP
And you you and i both loved it quite a bit.
00:14:23
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. I rewatched the Bone Temple a few weeks ago.
00:14:26
IGOTTADUMP
I thought that was wonderful. It's wonderful.
00:14:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:14:30
IGOTTADUMP
um Yeah, so I, you know.
00:14:33
JohhnyCAGE
I don't want to say this, like, I won't be like, this blows Bone Temple out of the water, but like,
00:14:36
IGOTTADUMP
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. sure sure it's it's It's up there.
00:14:38
JohhnyCAGE
To me, it's like, yeah.
00:14:40
IGOTTADUMP
It's on art.
00:14:40
JohhnyCAGE
No, it's it's it might be better. I might like it more than Bone Temptor.
00:14:42
IGOTTADUMP
It might be better. Okay, right.
00:14:47
JohhnyCAGE
And to me, that's I still haven't seen Sheep Detectives, which I legitimately hear is very, very good.
00:14:52
IGOTTADUMP
That did look good. and did look good Writer of ah ah The Last of Us.
00:14:54
JohhnyCAGE
um But...
00:14:59
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. yeah
Mortal Kombat Lore and Critiques
00:15:00
IGOTTADUMP
Sheep detectives.
00:15:00
JohhnyCAGE
but
00:15:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, dude.
00:15:02
IGOTTADUMP
Craig Mazin.
00:15:05
JohhnyCAGE
Ew. Okay.
00:15:08
IGOTTADUMP
So Devin, you've been also watching some television, correct?
00:15:13
JohhnyCAGE
dude. What haven't I been?
00:15:14
IGOTTADUMP
Unless you have more movies up your butt that you gotta crap out.
00:15:16
JohhnyCAGE
Ah, dude. Oh, or well, okay. I'll be, I'll be as quick as I seemingly can be here. Um, I watched the chainsaw man, Reza arc, um, the anime film, uh, very good.
00:15:30
IGOTTADUMP
Oh boy. Here we go. Here we go.
00:15:33
JohhnyCAGE
I do think chainsaw man is worth your time. Uh, please watch it.
00:15:36
IGOTTADUMP
Here we go. Here we go.
00:15:37
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, I watched mortal combat too, which was fun.
00:15:39
IGOTTADUMP
Hey-hoo!
00:15:40
JohhnyCAGE
lot of fun. Um, not, you know, not going to say it's great. Um, but it's, it's who is my boy, dude.
00:15:48
IGOTTADUMP
Who was your boy in it? Who was your boy in Mortal Kombat? Or girl? Who was your POC? Partner in crime.
00:15:56
JohhnyCAGE
I think Katana Katana is, is, is like the standout.
00:15:56
IGOTTADUMP
P-I-C. Excuse me.
00:16:02
JohhnyCAGE
Um, Carl Urban is frankly not good in this movie.
00:16:06
IGOTTADUMP
A boy.
00:16:07
JohhnyCAGE
Um, he plays, You know, the the timeline ah of Mortal Kombat, I'm not going to say is locked in, but he plays washed up 80s action hero Johnny Cage in this movie that assumingly takes place sometime in the 2020s.
00:16:26
JohhnyCAGE
That puts Johnny Cage in his late 50s. And um I just I think he's miscast. I think they should have gone younger.
00:16:37
JohhnyCAGE
um And Carl Irving just was not willing at all to to rise above the the material he was given, unfortunately.
00:16:42
Steve-O
Wait.
00:16:46
Steve-O
Wait, he's in an 80s guy?
00:16:46
IGOTTADUMP
Hello, Ewey.
00:16:48
Steve-O
he's He's supposed to be like an 80s action guy.
00:16:48
JohhnyCAGE
Like, Johnny Cage plays like an like a washed-up 80s action star. Like, yeah. And then, you know, which puts him at like 58 or something in in today.
00:17:02
JohhnyCAGE
and you know, he's they see him and he's at fucking Comic-Cons and, you know...
00:17:06
IGOTTADUMP
So basically, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
00:17:09
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but like now.
00:17:11
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.
00:17:11
JohhnyCAGE
And it's just. Yeah, man. He's not good to to be completely blunt. um And the plot's like, who cares? Kind of like literally they're like, who cares? Like, oh, Kano standout character, Kano.
00:17:28
JohhnyCAGE
Let's just bring him back. And there's even lo
00:17:31
IGOTTADUMP
um Devin, I believe it's pronounced Cano.
00:17:33
JohhnyCAGE
Kano, yeah, sorry. no but ah So there's even lore that like you can bring people back from the dead and they come back as revenants in the movie. And they're like, how come Kano's not a revenant?
00:17:45
JohhnyCAGE
You brought him back to life. And he's like, he doesn't have enough soul to even be a revenant or something. And it's just an excuse to have Kano back.
00:17:51
IGOTTADUMP
What? He's probably one of the most soulful singers of all of the Mortal Kombat characters.
00:17:56
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah.
00:17:58
Steve-O
Wait, hold on. They're just like, they bring people back in Mortal Kombat?
00:18:00
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:18:03
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, because Liu Kang, I'm sorry, Kung Lao, who famously, Steve, dies in the first one. he's ah He comes back as a revenant and they have a little dust up, him and Liu Kang.
00:18:18
Steve-O
Are Revenants evil? like what's What's their deal?
00:18:20
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah. So ah in the game, like in the modern games, it's an excuse to bring back dead characters. And they're just called like the Revenant form, which is just kind of like an evil undead version of.
00:18:34
JohhnyCAGE
You know, the character, ah because Quan Chi brings them back to life. And it's like, OK, and it's a well, if you're if you're even remotely familiar with the story of the the since like mk10 essentially uh so like the last three mortal combat games like you've seen it um and i'd say that fight is probably the best fight but i think the most mortal combat fight is the um is the sonia blade uh sindel fight uh yes
00:19:08
IGOTTADUMP
Hey, Devin. Can I pitch you my idea for a comic movie?
00:19:16
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, sure, Chris. You seem really invested in this, yeah.
00:19:20
IGOTTADUMP
So, ah story opens up on a man. His name is Lou Kanger. um
00:19:27
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:19:28
IGOTTADUMP
He's a
00:19:29
JohhnyCAGE
This sounds like you slammed this in chat GPT right before this happened.
00:19:30
IGOTTADUMP
a high stakes A high stakes broker. um And he always carries his phone on him. And there's a scene where he's like in a duel and he whips his phone out faster. And he never showed up for his kids' baseball game.
00:19:45
IGOTTADUMP
And then, yeah, Luke Hanger.
00:19:46
JohhnyCAGE
Luke Hanger.
00:19:48
IGOTTADUMP
And then his kids, they get kidnapped by ah Steve Sung. Captain, you know, he takes them, kidnaps them.
00:19:56
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:59
IGOTTADUMP
He takes him the island and he's like, you know, Steve's like, I know it's in there, Kang. I know you got it in there. And he keeps prodding them. And then, you know, all the characters get together and they find out that there's, he's always been Liu Kang.
00:20:17
IGOTTADUMP
And he comes out at the end and he fights Shang Tsung.
00:20:23
JohhnyCAGE
So that's your idea?
00:20:25
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:20:26
Steve-O
Chris?
00:20:26
JohhnyCAGE
That's not Chris. Sorry. that's the dance What a waste of my fucking minute that was.
00:20:28
IGOTTADUMP
What?
00:20:29
Steve-O
Chris?
00:20:29
IGOTTADUMP
What is it?
00:20:30
Steve-O
That's...
00:20:32
IGOTTADUMP
what
00:20:33
Steve-O
Chris, that's the plot to the movie Hook.
00:20:35
IGOTTADUMP
What are you talking about?
00:20:38
Steve-O
That is the plot of the movie
00:20:41
IGOTTADUMP
what the fuck? I have no idea.
00:20:43
Steve-O
Is there a part where he meets the other Mortal Kombat characters and then one of them grabs him by the cheeks and he goes, there he is.
00:20:46
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. And Johnny Cage pulls his cheeks off and he says, there there's blue cake.
00:20:50
JohhnyCAGE
There you are, Liu Kang.
00:20:52
Steve-O
There's Liu Kang. he
00:20:55
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, what does, ah is is there a Kufio character who says, you can't can it fly, you can't fight?
00:21:02
IGOTTADUMP
It's Kano. It's Kano.
00:21:04
Steve-O
is.
00:21:06
IGOTTADUMP
it's Well, Kano is the cool character in the gang of chill children.
00:21:07
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's
00:21:12
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, adults.
00:21:15
Steve-O
the lost mortal combat boys.
00:21:15
IGOTTADUMP
um Yeah. What? No, wait. Yeah,
00:21:21
JohhnyCAGE
the lost The Lost Combatants with a K.
00:21:24
IGOTTADUMP
that's good. That's good.
00:21:25
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, there it is.
00:21:26
IGOTTADUMP
That's really man.
00:21:26
JohhnyCAGE
There it is. Thank you.
00:21:27
IGOTTADUMP
that's really good man
00:21:28
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
00:21:29
Steve-O
You know what?
00:21:29
JohhnyCAGE
oh man.
00:21:29
Steve-O
I like this, Chris.
00:21:31
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, no.
00:21:32
JohhnyCAGE
ah Yeah. yeah it's a ah Also, I've kind of been on a weird 90s kick. So I watched um the movie Go. which was odd because I, I didn't think I've ever seen go.
00:21:32
Steve-O
I'm in.
00:21:44
IGOTTADUMP
Oh,
00:21:48
JohhnyCAGE
And then I vividly remembered the last act of go.
00:21:52
IGOTTADUMP
that's a good movie.
00:21:52
JohhnyCAGE
And I was like, Oh, okay. It goes in quite a good, goes a good movie to a point where you, I looked up all of the actors and I'm like, why did none of them have any careers with the exception of Katie Holmes and Timothy Oliphant?
00:21:54
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:22:04
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:22:07
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:22:07
JohhnyCAGE
Nobody else in there really had a career.
00:22:07
IGOTTADUMP
I think, um, what's her name? Sarah Pauly. She, she became a director.
00:22:14
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, that makes sense.
00:22:15
IGOTTADUMP
Like an indie director.
00:22:15
JohhnyCAGE
That makes sense. Yeah. Uh, watch the, yeah.
00:22:17
IGOTTADUMP
But yeah, you're kind of right, man. You're kind of right. That's very true.
00:22:20
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, watched another movie to die for Nicole Kidman nineties movie. Um, yeah yeah, yeah, dude, I was in a, and then, uh, I had a tummy ache and I watched red Dawn and the red Dawn remake back to back.
00:22:25
IGOTTADUMP
Nice, dude. I haven't seen that in a minute.
00:22:26
Steve-O
Hmm. me
00:22:38
JohhnyCAGE
Both not very good.
00:22:39
IGOTTADUMP
Not a Red Dawn. Not a Red Dawn guy.
00:22:41
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, ah red dog I will say Red Dawn was slightly more interesting than that I gave it credit for. And the remake really is just terrible.
00:22:53
IGOTTADUMP
It's very, very overdramatic, the first one.
00:22:55
JohhnyCAGE
yeah Yeah, it is, but I also wasn't expecting it to be even remotely dramatic. I just thought it was going to be dumb. And i was like, oh, okay. And then to see the remake not even attempt to go anywhere near that because it's a PG-13 movie.
00:23:09
IGOTTADUMP
There's no depth, right?
00:23:13
JohhnyCAGE
Terrible. um And then ah to and I saw Punisher One Last Kill, finished Daredevil. ah And yeah, we can talk about that.
00:23:23
IGOTTADUMP
Oh yeah, so did I. We can talk about that too. Steve, did you finish Daredevil?
00:23:27
JohhnyCAGE
And then
00:23:28
IGOTTADUMP
Are you watching it?
00:23:28
Steve-O
No, kind of farted out after everybody was kind of like, this sucks.
00:23:30
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. I agree.
00:23:32
Steve-O
I was like, why am i Why am I putting forth?
00:23:34
JohhnyCAGE
I wouldn't say it sucked, um but it was fine, you know?
00:23:37
IGOTTADUMP
i i There was one great moment in the world.
00:23:40
JohhnyCAGE
Wait, is it is it when Kingpin freaks out on a bunch of January 6th, basically?
00:23:43
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Of course. Of course, dude. That was awesome.
00:23:48
JohhnyCAGE
It kind of makes the season. I'm not going to...
00:23:50
IGOTTADUMP
I know. It's a little bit, right? Like, that whole sequence is quite good.
00:23:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. But i was like I was like, yeah, this is like if Kingpin was the security on January 6th. And he just fucking kills 45 people.
00:24:02
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:24:03
IGOTTADUMP
it it to be To be real with you, it was like, I was so over it. And I was like, it was so silly that it kind of made me like, oh, yeah, it brought me back in But I think in a bad way, i don't think that's a good thing.
00:24:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:24:18
JohhnyCAGE
I mean, and it it kind of lead it ends exactly how you think it's going end, too. Like, if you've been watching.
00:24:23
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
00:24:25
JohhnyCAGE
um Chris, you didn't see Last Kill there, right? One Last Kill.
00:24:28
IGOTTADUMP
No, I did not. i was I was, you know, like I said, I i kind of felt like Daredevil put a bad taste in my mouth.
00:24:34
JohhnyCAGE
I will say, yeah. One Last Kill very much feels like a pilot, even though we've already had two seasons of Punisher show.
00:24:37
IGOTTADUMP
So wasn't really...
00:24:44
JohhnyCAGE
um it's ah It's a fairly intense episode, but it's just like... an episode of of the Punisher where they kind of do the raid, but it's not nearly as good.
00:24:58
JohhnyCAGE
So it's and there's one sequence which you may have seen online um where it turns into a PS3 game um and it's.
00:25:07
Steve-O
Yeah, that thing's been all over the internet.
00:25:09
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and it's like i like I will say, like, even watching it, I was like, what the fuck was that? Like audibly by myself, i was like, whoa. but They run out of money.
00:25:20
Steve-O
Right.
00:25:21
JohhnyCAGE
But then it's it's it's over. And then there's nothing like that ever you know again. So it's totally overblown, but it's it's there.
00:25:26
Steve-O
Right.
00:25:28
JohhnyCAGE
I'm not going to pretend it's not. And then um what I thought was going to be the best thing I watched these last few weeks was the episode of the bear, the Gary episode, the surprise episode they dropped.
00:25:44
JohhnyCAGE
Did you guys see this?
00:25:46
IGOTTADUMP
I did not.
00:25:46
JohhnyCAGE
It's very good.
00:25:49
Steve-O
It's very good.
00:25:50
JohhnyCAGE
It's very good.
00:25:51
IGOTTADUMP
ah Oh, see what you did there.
00:25:53
JohhnyCAGE
Funny enough, the the main character in Obsession's name is Bear. Okay.
00:25:57
IGOTTADUMP
i would, though, since you brought the bear, I would direct you guys to the discord where I put up five ideas for shows that are better than the bear and the pit about occupations.
00:26:10
IGOTTADUMP
So just check it out if you ever get a chance.
00:26:12
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:26:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:26:12
JohhnyCAGE
oga okay
00:26:13
Steve-O
Real quick, real quick.
00:26:14
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. it's
00:26:15
Steve-O
We'll just take a peek in there.
00:26:16
IGOTTADUMP
yeah. oh yeah sure If you want.
00:26:17
Steve-O
Here we go. ah So Chris suggested the butt. A deep penetrating look at the drama behind being a proctologist. The bozo.
00:26:28
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:26:29
Steve-O
How sad is it to be a clown nowadays? A dramatic retelling of the story of Aaron Rodgers.
00:26:32
JohhnyCAGE
Wait.
00:26:35
JohhnyCAGE
Oh my God. Is there a hook that the guy's really good though?
00:26:39
Steve-O
No, there's no show called The Hook.
00:26:39
JohhnyCAGE
zoom No, no. I'm saying is the hook of these shows like that?
00:26:42
Steve-O
Could do it about fishermen. It's
00:26:46
JohhnyCAGE
Like the bozo, is he like the a crazy good book clown?
00:26:47
Steve-O
like professions.
00:26:51
Steve-O
Nah, just a job. Just a nine to five.
00:26:53
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. It's just a guy doing a job.
00:26:53
IGOTTADUMP
Actually, it's it's about Aaron Rodgers. It's about Aaron Rodgers.
00:26:57
Steve-O
About Aaron Rodgers. That one's about Aaron Rodgers. ah The brown janitors got it rough. But what about a janitor at explosive diarrhea high? Hot and runny drama ensues.
00:27:09
JohhnyCAGE
Ew.
00:27:11
IGOTTADUMP
What?
00:27:11
JohhnyCAGE
Fucking foul, bro.
00:27:13
IGOTTADUMP
What? a No, no.
00:27:14
JohhnyCAGE
it's Disgusting, bro.
00:27:14
Steve-O
Hold on.
00:27:14
IGOTTADUMP
no
00:27:15
Steve-O
If that one doesn't sell you, how about this one? The blow. A glass blower with asthma?
00:27:21
JohhnyCAGE
See, this is what I like because there's drama and also you think it's about cocaine, but it's not.
00:27:21
Steve-O
What an inspirational story.
00:27:28
IGOTTADUMP
oh
00:27:30
Steve-O
The fifth one The fifth one is the Bounce.
00:27:30
IGOTTADUMP
was the next one.
00:27:33
Steve-O
How high is too high for a drug-dealing trampolinist?
00:27:38
IGOTTADUMP
I think those are all better.
00:27:39
JohhnyCAGE
Not too bad.
00:27:40
IGOTTADUMP
I think those are all better than those shows.
00:27:40
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, not too bad.
00:27:42
Steve-O
I mean, that's the thing.
00:27:42
JohhnyCAGE
um
00:27:42
Steve-O
You hear the bear and your brain goes.
00:27:45
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, a thousand different directions than what I was got.
00:27:51
Steve-O
In my head, I thought the bear was a show about it a bear.
00:27:52
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:27:53
JohhnyCAGE
also think this I also think this is a better joke in season one when we all didn't know, but now it's a kind of...
00:27:56
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:27:59
IGOTTADUMP
I can't help it, Devin.
00:28:01
JohhnyCAGE
This feels kind of tacky.
00:28:02
Steve-O
Why didn't they just call it Chef Boyard Chicago?
00:28:06
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, God.
00:28:07
Steve-O
Or Escarcago?
00:28:07
IGOTTADUMP
You know, you know i will tell you, I got a little scene from the butt that I was thinking about.
00:28:14
Steve-O
Yeah, lay it on the butt.
00:28:14
JohhnyCAGE
The butt or the putt?
00:28:16
IGOTTADUMP
No, the butt.
00:28:17
Steve-O
The putt is...
00:28:17
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, I was looking at Stanton's top five.
00:28:20
IGOTTADUMP
i
00:28:20
JohhnyCAGE
I keep forgetting this section exists, by the way.
00:28:22
IGOTTADUMP
he didn't He didn't write any scenes, but I had a scene specifically for the butt. So it was an a doctor's office, Dr. Bukowski.
00:28:33
IGOTTADUMP
He's got his patient with his butt in front of him.
00:28:34
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:28:37
IGOTTADUMP
He's got like five patients all lined up, all butts. And he's just, he just starts screaming. He's like, ah, I hate asses.
00:28:48
IGOTTADUMP
That's it.
00:28:48
Steve-O
Whoa.
00:28:49
IGOTTADUMP
That's it.
00:28:50
Steve-O
You know what, dude, proctologist that hates butts?
00:28:52
JohhnyCAGE
I think I kind of, I kind of like the idea that he, his mentor was just really intense about butts.
00:29:00
IGOTTADUMP
Of course.
00:29:00
JohhnyCAGE
So now he's like, now he hates butts, but he's also still, he's the, he's like, I lost friendships over this because I had to be the best butt man.
00:29:03
IGOTTADUMP
Do you think you know anything about asses? I know everything about asses. I will destroy you.
00:29:11
IGOTTADUMP
I am the butt man. You will never be the butt man.
00:29:12
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:29:12
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:29:12
Steve-O
Oh, the only reason he became a proctologist was for the license plate.
00:29:18
IGOTTADUMP
Butt man.
00:29:19
Steve-O
ass man, but man, you tell me, man.
00:29:19
IGOTTADUMP
Ass man.
00:29:21
JohhnyCAGE
Well, listen, ah to get out of this peak of comedy that we're discussing, I will say it is very interesting because I watched the bear episode right before or like a day before I watched the Punisher episode and both focus on um John Bernthal.
00:29:21
IGOTTADUMP
Anus cart. um
00:29:27
IGOTTADUMP
Ahem.
00:29:37
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:29:39
IGOTTADUMP
Oh yeah. Look that.
00:29:41
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, actually, John Bernthal and um Evan Ross. Yeah, the guy who plays um
00:29:48
IGOTTADUMP
The thing on the bear.
00:29:48
JohhnyCAGE
a The Thing, yeah, and Richie. I think they wrote this episode because it just kind of came out. It's kind of a surprise episode. um It was very good, though.
00:30:00
JohhnyCAGE
It was very, very good. And um also, i in terms of watching, i'm i'm started Devil May Cry Season 2.
00:30:09
Steve-O
Okay.
00:30:10
JohhnyCAGE
I'm digging it. It's just I've watched so much. I've kind of like I'm taking my time with this one.
00:30:14
IGOTTADUMP
Devin, you've danced around the boys. You want to talk about the boys?
00:30:17
JohhnyCAGE
and Well, I was... i was but I've been watching The Boys.
00:30:19
IGOTTADUMP
Are you saving that for last?
00:30:21
JohhnyCAGE
No, I've just been... like Honestly, I forgot it was on my list. My list was very long.
00:30:25
Steve-O
Damn, it sounds like you're a little lukewarm.
00:30:26
JohhnyCAGE
It's on here, I just...
00:30:26
Steve-O
warm moment
00:30:28
IGOTTADUMP
You know what, Devin? I don't blame you. It's it's it's it's not it's not the best season of the boys.
00:30:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:30:34
JohhnyCAGE
It's like middle-of-the-road season, you know?
00:30:37
IGOTTADUMP
Yes. Yes.
00:30:38
JohhnyCAGE
i don't think it's terrible.
00:30:38
IGOTTADUMP
I would agree. I think everything with The Deep is still wonderful, though.
00:30:43
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's very... Although, I was kind of like... I mean, listen, we have one left, right? So, like, he's there's going to be something. But I did think, like, all right, man.
00:30:58
JohhnyCAGE
This is pretty – this is pathetic even for you.
00:31:01
IGOTTADUMP
He's extremely pathetic this season.
00:31:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, which is – well, it's because you see him. He makes it he makes a decision where he kind of goes off in the episode –
00:31:09
IGOTTADUMP
shes Did you see the Hammerhead scene?
00:31:12
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying like he makes a decision in the previous episode where he goes off and then he and then he kind of just shrinks back again.
00:31:23
IGOTTADUMP
They had a hammerhead shark voiced by Samuel Jackson in the episode, and he was yelling at the deep.
00:31:23
JohhnyCAGE
And you're like
00:31:30
IGOTTADUMP
He was like, you step a toe in the water, you're dead, motherfucker.
00:31:34
JohhnyCAGE
you're like...
00:31:35
IGOTTADUMP
That was pretty funny.
00:31:35
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and then later there's ah there's an old man drowning and they're like, D.D., please save him. And he just runs away and it's like...
00:31:43
IGOTTADUMP
That's pretty great, dude.
00:31:45
JohhnyCAGE
Like, okay. All right. All right. All right. No, it's it's it's been good. um I do think it's a bit odd because, ah Chris, you didn't watch any of Gen V, did you?
00:31:57
IGOTTADUMP
Not at all. I know what they were trying to do.
00:31:57
JohhnyCAGE
The spinoff show? No. Yeah, it's kind of funny because, like, I watched the first season, didn't watch the second. Not because I didn't like season one. It just kind of... you only got so many so many hours in a day, man.
00:32:12
JohhnyCAGE
um And then so the show got canceled, and then the main character of Gen V does a little cameo in this. And I'm like, this is either it for that character, or she's going to do something in the next episode.
00:32:26
IGOTTADUMP
Well, they got a few spinoffs coming after this show.
00:32:28
JohhnyCAGE
They do, they do. But I mean, like, I think that plot is...
00:32:32
IGOTTADUMP
Dead.
00:32:34
JohhnyCAGE
probably done but so i don't know it could kind of come off as a big waste or not i do think it's gonna come into play in this next episode
00:32:43
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, this is going to be their Game of Thrones world. Like, I don't think of the Rings is working out too well. So this is going to be their world building.
00:32:50
JohhnyCAGE
oh yeah no you're right you're right but i know that um i do you know what i do miss So everybody's really bummed out because like the next episode is just... It's another hour-long episode.
00:33:05
JohhnyCAGE
It's not crazy. um I really miss the two-part season slash series finales that kind of just play back-to-back, and it's like one big crazy ah like story.
00:33:21
JohhnyCAGE
um I remember a lot of shows in the 2000s would do that, and that we were just like, oh, the final... you know, the the final two episodes are back to back and then they just go and then you sit there for two hours are changing and change and then you just watch it.
00:33:37
Steve-O
It was a special event.
00:33:38
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:33:38
Steve-O
Everybody kind of gathered around and did that.
00:33:38
JohhnyCAGE
And yeah, like i I remember they did it for Lost, i'm pretty sure, and some other things.
00:33:43
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:33:44
JohhnyCAGE
And like what I don't understand is like you don't need to do two episodes, but you come on, ye can you can fuck. If it's the last episode of the show, come on.
00:33:58
JohhnyCAGE
find some more room. You know what I mean? I don't quite get it unless there's some sort of contractual reason why it's, it's kind of a bummer to be honest.
00:34:00
Steve-O
Go big mode.
00:34:09
JohhnyCAGE
Cause when stranger things did it, it was great. Like truly it only benefited.
00:34:13
Steve-O
That was like two, three hours, right?
00:34:15
IGOTTADUMP
And it's crazy too, because it's the company that they're attached to is one of the most richest countries, companies rather.
00:34:15
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:34:20
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Like it only benefits, it only benefits those, those episodes and those shows when they do that. So yeah, Without being that guy, um that is something I am kind of on their side on, where I'm like, it's kind of lame that the final episode of this series is just like a regular ho-hum, like, hour, two-minute type episode.
00:34:39
IGOTTADUMP
Mm-hmm.
00:34:42
JohhnyCAGE
So, it, it yeah.
00:34:42
Steve-O
It doesn't feel special when it's the same length.
00:34:44
IGOTTADUMP
No.
00:34:45
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. And again, that even let you like have that first episode be the buildup and then it fucking ends and then you go right into the, the big finale.
00:34:57
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, release them both at the same time, really.
00:34:58
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:34:58
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, dude. But like, they're just like, no, cause this episode kind of just ho-hum ends.
00:34:59
IGOTTADUMP
Second to last to last.
00:35:03
JohhnyCAGE
Not ho-hum. I don't want to say that. A big thing happens in this penultimate episode.
00:35:09
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, sure.
00:35:09
JohhnyCAGE
um
00:35:10
IGOTTADUMP
But I honestly did not really care too much.
00:35:13
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Same. name
00:35:16
IGOTTADUMP
That's the unfortunate thing. Because there are characters I just don't care about on this show.
00:35:21
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Also, I think that's just like this is I guess there's some shade in this, but I don't think I really respect you if The Boys is your favorite show.
00:35:35
IGOTTADUMP
Yes.
00:35:35
JohhnyCAGE
Like, it's a good show. I like it. I'll watch it. I'll make time to watch it. But if I'm like, yo, The Boys right now is my favorite show of all time, bro.
00:35:46
JohhnyCAGE
Like, no, I don't want to know you.
00:35:47
IGOTTADUMP
it's it's It's low, very low hanging fruit satire nowadays.
00:35:50
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's just...
00:35:52
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:35:53
JohhnyCAGE
and it's And that's not to say it's not good. It's not to say it's it is funny.
00:35:55
IGOTTADUMP
It's funny. It's definitely funny.
00:35:58
JohhnyCAGE
It's entertaining.
00:35:59
IGOTTADUMP
Like that that thing with the Homelander, like fuck me in the ass, that's going to be a meme soon.
00:36:04
JohhnyCAGE
and it's it's And it can even be you know heartfelt at times.
00:36:05
IGOTTADUMP
You know what mean?
00:36:08
JohhnyCAGE
But at the same time, I think ah to be that guy, to to put my snob hat fully on, there's a ceiling. And if you're like, this is it, I kind of, I question some your tastes, if that's your favorite fucking show.
00:36:26
JohhnyCAGE
So maybe because it's not mine, that's why I'm letting so many things go.
00:36:26
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:36:31
JohhnyCAGE
but Which is why I think Game of Thrones got so much shit, because it was a lot of people's favorite show of all time, or of the year, and things like that.
00:36:43
JohhnyCAGE
This, to me, just it's just... Pretty good. Definitely above average, but, you know, go what are you going to do?
00:36:49
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah.
00:36:54
JohhnyCAGE
So.
00:36:55
IGOTTADUMP
I do want to carve out a little bit time to talk about Absolute Batman.
00:36:58
JohhnyCAGE
No, please.
00:37:01
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:37:01
IGOTTADUMP
what's What's going on?
00:37:01
JohhnyCAGE
I'm probably one or two behind. i don't maybe one.
00:37:05
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. I'm not going to spoil too much, but they introduced three characters, new characters. Actually, more than three, really. um Two new characters in a group.
00:37:18
IGOTTADUMP
of characters to the universe. And those characters are Scarecrow, Deathstroke, and Every Robin.
00:37:23
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:37:28
JohhnyCAGE
Every Robin.
00:37:28
IGOTTADUMP
have
00:37:29
Steve-O
Just all at once.
00:37:29
IGOTTADUMP
Yep. All at once. Jason Todd, Dick Grayson,
00:37:32
JohhnyCAGE
Can I, can I, is it a spoiler for me to ask, are they Robin or are they just like Tim Drake?
00:37:38
IGOTTADUMP
The Robins.
00:37:40
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. Okay. So that they're the, yeah, it's not just like, oh this character, Tim Drake that, you know, becomes Robin.
00:37:42
IGOTTADUMP
So it's Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson,
00:37:48
JohhnyCAGE
It's like, no, we're,
00:37:49
IGOTTADUMP
and they they They have
00:37:52
JohhnyCAGE
Yes. Yes, sir.
00:37:54
Steve-O
Oh, shit.
00:37:57
JohhnyCAGE
Hell yeah. Dude, Chris, you know my rules. You know my rules.
00:38:00
IGOTTADUMP
It's so fucking cool, dude.
00:38:01
JohhnyCAGE
I'm in.
00:38:04
IGOTTADUMP
the leader is Deathstroke. And every part every part of him is fake.
00:38:08
JohhnyCAGE
Oh. He has like a metal arm or something, right? He's got like a... that's sick.
00:38:14
IGOTTADUMP
he There's a scene where he's literally putting on his arms, his legs, his face, his mustache, his nose, his ears.
00:38:19
Steve-O
Duh.
00:38:21
JohhnyCAGE
Jesus.
00:38:22
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. He's just like a husk of a thing. And Scarecrow.
00:38:27
JohhnyCAGE
Hell yeah.
00:38:29
IGOTTADUMP
Oh my
00:38:30
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I've seen I've seen some pictures. He's a little creep, dude.
00:38:36
IGOTTADUMP
Got buttons for eyes. First appearance, walking out of a cornfield.
00:38:38
JohhnyCAGE
Mm hmm.
00:38:41
JohhnyCAGE
Duh, right?
00:38:43
IGOTTADUMP
Duh.
00:38:43
JohhnyCAGE
Duh.
00:38:43
IGOTTADUMP
Duh. Fucking duh.
00:38:45
Steve-O
ah
00:38:47
IGOTTADUMP
And it's not fear. It's dread. And it's it's anger based.
00:38:52
Steve-O
Oh.
00:38:54
IGOTTADUMP
So it's it's all ah like turning things against each... Turning people against each other with a lot of social media is involved.
00:39:02
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:39:06
IGOTTADUMP
um And they kill...
00:39:09
JohhnyCAGE
Is it just him liking tweets and then people go, I hate this man.
00:39:12
IGOTTADUMP
He's making people doom scroll, basically.
00:39:12
JohhnyCAGE
I thought, oh, yeah.
00:39:15
IGOTTADUMP
ah Yeah, he crashed a plane into a tractor in this first scene.
00:39:15
JohhnyCAGE
He just retweets problematic shit. Of
00:39:23
JohhnyCAGE
course.
00:39:23
IGOTTADUMP
That's, yeah, that was fucking rad as shit. um And then they kill somebody off. And it's just, it's some some somebody big. And you're like, what?
00:39:34
IGOTTADUMP
What?
00:39:34
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:39:35
IGOTTADUMP
What? I read that and said that. And then they showed the scarecrow laughing. Oh, man, that was rough. That was rough that's scary. This book, scary as shit.
00:39:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:39:49
IGOTTADUMP
Scary as shit.
00:39:50
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, I would, um you know, I say it and i I have it. I just can't remember the name of it. But Scott Snyder did a, he did an original horror comic and it was quite good.
00:40:03
JohhnyCAGE
And of course I can't for the fucking life of me remember what it's called.
00:40:07
IGOTTADUMP
It's so insidious.
00:40:07
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:40:08
IGOTTADUMP
there is There's a shot he has of Joker, you know, but his Joker now. That one, it's it's just... thing I think about it still.
00:40:17
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:40:19
IGOTTADUMP
The last episode was wonderful. Or last episode. Last issue was really wonderful. Really, really wonderful.
00:40:27
JohhnyCAGE
ah The book I was talking about is Severed, by the way.
00:40:31
IGOTTADUMP
I gotta read that.
00:40:32
JohhnyCAGE
ah Dark period accurate carve comic set in 1916 about a boy who runs away from home.
00:40:32
Steve-O
Okay.
00:40:39
JohhnyCAGE
And then I won't spoil the rest, but it was quite good. It's kind of like a a one and done type book. I have it hardback, baby, because I'm umm a real one.
00:40:51
JohhnyCAGE
I'm a real deal.
00:40:52
Steve-O
Real deal.
00:40:53
JohhnyCAGE
ah I do have some video game updates, but Steve, have you been ah have you been watching anything?
00:40:57
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, I got video game.
00:40:58
Steve-O
No.
00:40:59
IGOTTADUMP
We all got video games.
00:41:01
Steve-O
Um, I haven't really had a chance to watch anything recently.
00:41:01
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yes, Steve. Watch.
00:41:05
Steve-O
I've been playing stuff though.
00:41:06
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, me too.
00:41:07
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:41:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:41:07
IGOTTADUMP
Me too.
00:41:08
JohhnyCAGE
Why don't you start off the... What have you been playing?
00:41:11
Steve-O
So, um, i e played, ah starting this weekend have been playing Forza Horizon six, which just came out. Um,
00:41:22
JohhnyCAGE
I hear good things.
00:41:22
IGOTTADUMP
Farts. Farts.
00:41:23
Steve-O
You know, it is it is a very good game. um If you like those games, I've always enjoyed those games, so I'm a fan. But it is very much a loose sim racer.
00:41:34
Steve-O
If you're not into like simulation racers, it's probably not going to be your bag still.
00:41:35
JohhnyCAGE
You know...
00:41:39
JohhnyCAGE
I think somebody said like i was listening a podcast and this guy was like. Forza Horizon is like the best racing game I've ever played where I don't care about how good it is, you know, in the sense of like.
00:41:55
JohhnyCAGE
If this was your first ever racing game you've ever played, you would probably be blown away. But he's like, I played all the Forza Horizon games. He's like, it's just like a known. It's almost sad because it's like they're tens, but it's like, yeah, they're all fucking tens.
00:42:09
Steve-O
Right.
00:42:10
JohhnyCAGE
They're all great.
00:42:10
Steve-O
It's it's the thing is, if you have played one of the other Forza Horizon games, it's just that in Japan.
00:42:10
JohhnyCAGE
They're all Marys.
00:42:15
JohhnyCAGE
Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's good.
00:42:17
Steve-O
um
00:42:18
JohhnyCAGE
I can't. When I heard that, I was like, it's kind of reminds me of like the Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2 to Spider-Man 1. You're like, it's great. But it's just like, yeah, I thought it was gonna be great.
00:42:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:42:28
JohhnyCAGE
And it was great. It doesn't really break your brain.
00:42:30
Steve-O
hmm.
00:42:32
JohhnyCAGE
Great. But yeah.
00:42:33
Steve-O
It scratches that itch if you want to play a new one of those. um A lot of the um event races are super cool. There's one where it's you against a mech.
00:42:45
Steve-O
And it's the mech is smashing through shit and you're like racing it.
00:42:46
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I saw, I saw that one.
00:42:51
Steve-O
And it's it it's very cinematic. And those are very cool races. I'm having a lot of fun with it.
00:42:56
JohhnyCAGE
Like showcase races or something. I think all of that.
00:42:59
Steve-O
Yeah, they're showcases.
00:42:59
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. okay
00:43:00
Steve-O
Yeah. um And, you know, I've been having a lot of fun with it. i don't think if you're somebody who's like, what is this do different from the other ones? It doesn't do much different. It's just in Japan.
00:43:13
Steve-O
um If you really like sim racers, this is the perfect balance, in my opinion, of like ah the people who kind of love the Gran Turismo games for how real they are. And they have like the steering wheel cockpits and somebody who is like, I kind of just want to drive through stuff.
00:43:33
Steve-O
It lets you do that. And so that's why I like it, because it's like.
00:43:37
JohhnyCAGE
Well, you and I, yeah.
00:43:39
Steve-O
What's up
00:43:40
JohhnyCAGE
Well, you and John were like really obsessed with the one that was like one or two editions ago, right? It was like Australia or something.
00:43:48
Steve-O
Yes, Australia, the fourth one.
00:43:50
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. Would, how okay. Like is four still your kind of favorite?
00:43:54
IGOTTADUMP
That kind of, didn't that kind of define the formula moving forward?
00:43:59
Steve-O
i mean, they all kind of define the four. Like, that's the thing. They're all very similar for, I think, was the one that introduced Seasons. And I think that's just kind of been like they're all very similar after that, like you're saying, ah where it's like, you know, if you play in springtime, things are going to be like spring.
00:44:17
Steve-O
If you play during autumn, you know, all the leaves are going to start falling and everything's going to be orange. If you play in the winter, it's going to be snowing. Yeah.
00:44:26
JohhnyCAGE
It kind of feels like or sounds like your first Forza Horizon game is going to be your favorite one.
00:44:33
Steve-O
Right. And I think that is true.
00:44:33
JohhnyCAGE
Kind of regardless.
00:44:35
Steve-O
My first one was the first one.
00:44:35
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:44:36
Steve-O
Like I played it.
00:44:37
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. Is that your favorite?
00:44:38
Steve-O
Um, um, I don't know if but it's my favorite. It's the one I remember the most because of how unique it was. It was very much just like, here's just an entire road and area and and like open map and you kind of get to define your own races.
00:44:47
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:55
Steve-O
Um, it's a lot of fun. And this one, you know, follows that, like it it follows that DNA, uh, I love what people do with the cars. Like literally it's people making lightning McQueen. And like, if you try to race as lightning McQueen in the cockpit, you cannot see out of your windshield because they have painted over it.
00:45:16
Steve-O
So it's just your blind racing.
00:45:16
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:45:18
Steve-O
If you're trying to do first person racing. Um, but it's, it's a lot of fun. If you like lights, I'm going to call it light simulation racing, it It will definitely be your jam.
00:45:32
Steve-O
But um I'm somebody who is like, you know, I'll dabble with some light simulation racing. I'll do a few of them. I'll be like, that was fun. um I don't ever try to up the difficulty in the games past the like the normal.
00:45:46
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:45:47
Steve-O
And the game will be like, hey, you're doing really good in your races. Do you want to do you want me to make it harder for you? And I'm like, no, no, no, please don't.
00:45:54
JohhnyCAGE
No, thank you. I'm happy here.
00:45:55
Steve-O
i would I want to win these races. I want to do okay.
00:45:57
JohhnyCAGE
I'm happy you're winning.
00:45:58
Steve-O
Yeah. Like, i've I kind of thought that um Mario Kart World was going to be arcade-y Forza Horizon.
00:46:10
Steve-O
And it sort of is to a degree, but less so.
00:46:14
JohhnyCAGE
But it's like not arcadey enough.
00:46:14
Steve-O
There's just... it's It just doesn't provide enough... Like Forza Horizon 6, it gives you a lot to do. You buy houses. There's an auction house where people can put up the cars they they either bought or won.
00:46:31
Steve-O
And, you know, people are like literally bidding it on stuff like eBay. So there's like this like weird ecosystem that exists. Like there's a lot that's going on in this game. Yeah.
00:46:44
Steve-O
And you can just like drive around. There's like speed traps and stuff in Mario Kart World, which, you know, has an open world like Forza Horizon. The only thing you can kind of do is just drive to the next race.
00:46:59
Steve-O
And then there's like some coins hidden in some places. That's about it. While Forza Horizon, if you want to do like whatever you want, if you want to do street races, you can focus on street races. If you want to do like um drag races, you can focus on drag races. It's very much a game where it's like whatever you find the most fun, you can focus on.
00:47:20
Steve-O
And that's why I think it is so highly regarded and given such good scores. Would I say it's a nine to one? Probably not. I'd probably give it like a 96, 97, but that's like, you know, just like a few points away from what it is. And that's, you know, that's not bad. If you're really big into racing and cars, because, you know, there's people out there who just absolutely love cars.
00:47:45
IGOTTADUMP
Right. That is their main focus for gaming, too.
00:47:48
Steve-O
Right.
00:47:49
IGOTTADUMP
It's the only thing that matters.
00:47:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:47:50
IGOTTADUMP
So very focused.
00:47:51
JohhnyCAGE
So you like it, but you don't love it.
00:47:51
Steve-O
This is for them.
00:47:55
Steve-O
I I I love the fact that it is not a full on simulation racer like the normal Forza and Gran Turismo games like the The one thing that I will never forgive those games doing is punishing you for not driving the way the game demands you to.
00:48:16
Steve-O
Like you remember, I forget the name of that drive club for the PlayStation 4, Devin.
00:48:20
JohhnyCAGE
yeah yeah
00:48:21
Steve-O
You remember how like they were all about like, if you're not if you're not staying in your lane, you're going to be punished and dock points and you're going to be like they were very strict on the racing, which I was like, no, fuck that.
00:48:33
JohhnyCAGE
yeah vaguely just because i was like this is interesting and then once i heard about that was like i am no longer interested in this
00:48:39
Steve-O
Right. And that's the one thing for it's a horizon does where it's like it's something for the people who love cars, but it's also another thing for people who just want to like race outside the like the lines.
00:48:50
Steve-O
So you do whatever you want. You basically are just given a world. You can race it however you feel. It's a little bit realistic in its racing, but also you can kind of control it. The first thing the game asks you when you open it up is it's like, hey, do you want this to feel a little bit more arcadey or do you want it to be like full on sim? And so you kind of can like adjust it accordingly, which which I always appreciate.
00:49:15
Steve-O
So good stuff. I'm really enjoying it. I would give it a ah good set.
00:49:21
IGOTTADUMP
What are
00:49:21
JohhnyCAGE
Nice. Anything else?
00:49:23
Steve-O
Um,
00:49:26
Steve-O
Not a lot. You know, just there's just been i've been real busy lately. So.
00:49:30
JohhnyCAGE
Just plugging away.
00:49:32
Steve-O
I'm excited about something that you've played because it has been a whole fucking drama on the Internet.
00:49:38
IGOTTADUMP
what are you talking about?
00:49:40
JohhnyCAGE
Steve's, of course, referring to me replaying Wild Arms on the PlayStation 1.
00:49:45
Steve-O
Man, people are ready to kill Devin Wild Arms.
00:49:46
JohhnyCAGE
I've been... this they're Ready?
00:49:47
IGOTTADUMP
for
00:49:48
JohhnyCAGE
Ready?
00:49:49
IGOTTADUMP
What happened?
00:49:49
Steve-O
Oh, oh. wo
00:49:50
JohhnyCAGE
No, i I have been. No, but um so i was interested year ago. I'll do a little setup. A year ago, i saw a trailer for this game called Mixtape, and it looked really cool, fun, indie small, but like looked interesting. Oh, this seems like it be kind of cool, like like a John Hughes type film, but in a game.
00:50:16
JohhnyCAGE
Um, and I was like, oh sick. And then it got delayed like a year and then kind of forgot it existed, which is fine. Right. I wasn't that obsessed with it. Um, and then it kind of snuck up on me and came out and then it's, it's getting tens.
00:50:34
JohhnyCAGE
Everybody's like loving I, Jen gives it a 10. It's getting 9.8 nines, you know, 8.8.5. It's like something like that.
00:50:41
Steve-O
Best reviewed game of the year, I think.
00:50:44
JohhnyCAGE
Right. And I'm like, shit, I better buy this game. Sight unseen. i mean, like, I mean, not quite, but I heard it was great.
00:50:55
JohhnyCAGE
I didn't watch any trailers or I didn't watch any like reviews. I just bought it because to be fair, it's 20 bucks. It's not exactly expensive. um And it's like three and a half hours. Something like that.
00:51:08
JohhnyCAGE
I think my total time was like maybe four, four and change. And, um, I did not like this game almost at all. And unfortunately, if you don't like this game, you're basically a red-pilled piece of shit who thinks like it's ah it's ah it's a plant.
00:51:31
Steve-O
Yeah, I've been seeing people use the term industry plant.
00:51:34
JohhnyCAGE
yeah I'm sorry. It's an industry plant. it's ah You're red-pilled. It's indie woke trash. It's this, it's that. If you don't like the game. um your shill and all that if you like if you like the game. um i just I just didn't vibe at all with this game, unfortunately.
00:51:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:51:55
JohhnyCAGE
um Because if I think if you are a ah Southern California music-loving kid of the early ninety s This is your game. This is for you. This was directly aimed at your face.
00:52:15
JohhnyCAGE
And I think a lot of reviewers are that guy, um for sure.
00:52:20
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:52:22
JohhnyCAGE
That guy, that person. um I am not, I was not that kid. ah I didn't drink or party or do drugs when I was in school.
00:52:35
JohhnyCAGE
I don't care about like music. I famously, if you know me is like a weak spot of mine. um So these, it starts with like this kind of a Ferris Bueller type main character, of this, this girl.
00:52:50
JohhnyCAGE
And she's like, my superpowers. I'm really good at knowing what song fits every moment. And then she just kind of like tells you the game is holding tracks.
00:53:04
JohhnyCAGE
So it's like, oh, this is Devo, Talking Heads by Buh-Buh, came out in 1987, and she, like, talks about it, and then you play a little game sequence. And within 30 seconds, I was like, I do not like this character.
00:53:17
JohhnyCAGE
She's really snobby and annoying and just, which is, not even saying it's bad. It's just, like, that's her character. She's just like, oh, if you don't listen to this, like, I think less of you.
00:53:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:53:30
JohhnyCAGE
you know, very gatekeepy, but whatever. She's fucking 19, 18, 19 years old.
00:53:35
IGOTTADUMP
kind of What kind of music is on Showcase?
00:53:37
JohhnyCAGE
It's kind of a it's a big, broad spectrum. ah Let's see.
00:53:42
Steve-O
No rap though. heard no rap.
00:53:44
JohhnyCAGE
No. Yeah.
00:53:44
IGOTTADUMP
Really?
00:53:46
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Music of mixtape. Devo is is the first song.
00:53:51
IGOTTADUMP
well I like Devo.
00:53:53
JohhnyCAGE
highly Highly curated, nostalgic soundtrack, 70s, 80s, and 90s.
00:53:54
IGOTTADUMP
What song?
00:53:58
JohhnyCAGE
um shit give me one second oh my god it's gonna be nightmare uh oh my god that's good is that a diva song is that a diva song um but it's basically a it's divo and a bunch of songs i've never heard before um
00:54:09
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, I like that song. Yeah. I'm looking it up now.
00:54:21
IGOTTADUMP
I like Joy Division.
00:54:23
JohhnyCAGE
maybe Maybe there's a... So, yeah, that's good. Just Like Honey by Jesus Mayor Chain. Freak by Silverchair.
00:54:29
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, Spellbound by Susie and the Banshees.
00:54:31
JohhnyCAGE
Chris, you might fucking love this game.
00:54:31
IGOTTADUMP
That's a good song.
00:54:33
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know.
00:54:33
IGOTTADUMP
oh
00:54:34
JohhnyCAGE
um But, like... So, this is what really irks me outside of the characters that I do not resonate with at all. Even though i'm I'm in that age group, it's just...
00:54:49
JohhnyCAGE
Um, so people are like, oh, it's like a John Hughes film because it's, it's this story that takes place over the span of a day and it's high school. It's, you know, they they just graduated senior her year.
00:55:01
Steve-O
yeah
00:55:02
JohhnyCAGE
The main character is going away to New York to follow her dream. So she's kind of fucking up the, the friend unit and there's drama there, right? Which is understandable.
00:55:14
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, and then, you know, it starts in the morning and at the end of the night kind of ends with a party. um but it's just a lot of like John Hughes mixed with like family guy because there's a lot of like the whole every sequence of this game is like you play a song, then you're in like a little room or something where you like look at items and you have like talking points and then you select the highlighted item and then it takes you to a different time.
00:55:47
JohhnyCAGE
It takes like not a different time, but it's like, it's, it's very much remember when, Oh, remember when we got high and went to the video store and it's like a game is remember when we, we, yeah.
00:55:57
Steve-O
Right.
00:56:00
Steve-O
Little non sequitur moments.
00:56:02
JohhnyCAGE
And it's, None of them are interesting or good, frankly. Like, to me, they weren't at all. um And I'm not saying it doesn't look good.
00:56:13
JohhnyCAGE
I'm not saying there's not anything to really derive. But the 10, the people that are like, this is a 9, this is a 10, the story is doing, like, 80% of the work.
00:56:17
Steve-O
Mm.
00:56:26
JohhnyCAGE
And if you do not vibe with it, and I played through it hoping it was going to turn a corner. I didn't think fully, but, you know, the closest example of like, I was digging Claire, weird comparison, but I was digging Claire obscure.
00:56:41
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:56:42
JohhnyCAGE
And then by the end of it, I was like, oh man, I really kind of shot up a few degrees in quality. In my opinion, storytelling wise, um this doesn't like this.
00:56:51
Steve-O
Damn,
00:56:53
JohhnyCAGE
If you don't like it in the first 30 seconds, you're not going like it at all for the, for the remainder. So like, if you don't vibe with the story, this is like a four dude. Like for me, I was like, Oh,
00:57:02
Steve-O
m real okay.
00:57:04
JohhnyCAGE
Like, cause it's, and again, I don't care that it's like a walking simulator. I don't care that you can put the controller down and kind of go through a sequence. It's not really that type of game.
00:57:13
Steve-O
Right. Yeah.
00:57:15
JohhnyCAGE
I love Walking Dead Telltale. Like that's not necessarily what makes me get out of bed in terms of gameplay. But if there's nothing interesting going on there mechanics wise,
00:57:31
JohhnyCAGE
So there's really nothing and there's nothing interesting happening plot wise or story wise or character wise. The only thing this game really had going for it for me was like visually it was kind of unique. And even then it's real like choppy. It's like 24 hours.
00:57:50
Steve-O
They're trying to do like the spider verse thing, right?
00:57:52
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and it's it's, there are times where it doesn't even look that good, like, because it's it's funky looking, right? But its it's the whole vibe, so I definitely give it a pass. But, like, yeah, dude, I was just like, shit. I felt like ah i felt like an asshole for not liking this game until I really, you know, and in a good way, you know, we we kind of went a few weeks before recording, so I kind of got a little bit more time to sit with it.
00:58:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:58:19
JohhnyCAGE
But um yeah, dude, it's just none of the the the remember whens, the you know the non sequiturs really did anything for me. They're not related in any way. It's just like moments in your childhood.
00:58:35
JohhnyCAGE
um
00:58:35
Steve-O
Right.
00:58:36
JohhnyCAGE
And considering i wasn't a music snob in the early 90s in Southern California.
00:58:41
Steve-O
at of Southern California music
00:58:44
JohhnyCAGE
We're, we're talking like this, dude. Like, I don't know, man, just fucking nothing about it spoke to me. And I was so bummed. But the only, the good news is, is people do like it and that's fine.
00:58:57
JohhnyCAGE
And also it's 20 bucks.
00:58:58
Steve-O
yeah And like, that's the thing.
00:58:59
JohhnyCAGE
It was 20 bucks. It was like three, four hours of my time.
00:59:02
Steve-O
I don't think it's like the biggest whack, but also I think there are people who are very protective of a 10 score.
00:59:03
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:59:11
Steve-O
And when they see 10 scores.
00:59:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I mean, a 10 is outrageous, I do think.
00:59:14
Steve-O
Yeah, like I think they put it up with games where it'll be like Red Dead or like Zelda games and stuff like that.
00:59:20
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:59:22
IGOTTADUMP
Nostalgia has a tendency to do that.
00:59:23
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but I think the problem is, like, this is more of an industry issue.
00:59:27
IGOTTADUMP
Clouds your eyes.
00:59:29
JohhnyCAGE
The problem is it's not just, like, fucking DualShockers gave it a 10. Like, IGN gave it a 10.
00:59:35
Steve-O
Right.
00:59:36
JohhnyCAGE
And it's it's almost a meme at how, like, tone deaf their reviews can be at this point, but it's still like, that's the biggest name in, in the game review space.
00:59:47
JohhnyCAGE
So when you see that, it's like, I don't know, man, it's tough.
00:59:52
Steve-O
from what you From what you've described to me, where it's like a three-hour game, and you know it's's it's story, it's more or less like you know there is like you know input, but there's definitely moments where like there's not really a fail sequence, but it is definitely more or less just like trying to tell you an interactive story.
00:59:53
JohhnyCAGE
Cause like, how can you say, yeah
01:00:13
Steve-O
like I could see this being eight or even nines. I think there's definitely a point where you're like, is this...
01:00:21
JohhnyCAGE
The review editor should be like, the the ceiling is nine. You cannot go higher.
01:00:24
Steve-O
Right. I think people need to be a little bit more protective of tens. And I think there's a lot of people who kind of agree in that stance where it's like, is this a perfect sequence? And I think there's been a lot of comparisons I've seen with dispatch where people have been like, well, everything that you have a problem with with mixtape is also in dispatch.
01:00:47
JohhnyCAGE
which And I was thinking about that, too, because I was like, wow, like this is I was hoping it was going to be dispatch. And I'm like, this is what dispatch was to me, basically.
01:00:55
Steve-O
Right.
01:00:58
JohhnyCAGE
yeah and But even then, I wouldn't have said it's a 10. Granted, you know, we say Mary and that ah gives us a little bit more room.
01:01:01
Steve-O
Right.
01:01:04
JohhnyCAGE
But I would have given the I don't think I'd be hard pressed to be like, it's a 10 dispatch is a 10.
01:01:10
Steve-O
I mean, you see when, like when Devin was talking about obsession before his talk about Mary, he was like, not only is it a Mary, it's a, we've, we've been together for 10 years.
01:01:19
JohhnyCAGE
yeah we've been We've grown old together. Yeah.
01:01:21
Steve-O
Like,
01:01:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, that's a 10 to me.
01:01:24
IGOTTADUMP
That's a definitive 10.
01:01:25
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:01:25
Steve-O
Right. Yeah.
01:01:26
JohhnyCAGE
This is... um Yeah, and I don't know. It's just like... And yeah, Mixed... I'm sorry, Dispatch wasn't getting 10s from IGN.
01:01:37
JohhnyCAGE
So we like, what the... The fuck, man? But it's it's different reviewers, and and i and I get it. But it is an interesting talking point that like... as an industry, maybe we should control that a little bit more, but that was tough.
01:01:51
Steve-O
yeah
01:01:52
JohhnyCAGE
Cause how can you say it's not that I don't believe that the person who gave it a 10 didn't absolutely love it, but I don't know.
01:02:00
Steve-O
Here's another question for you. Is there any like characters who are LGBTQ?
01:02:08
JohhnyCAGE
No. um Oh, in, in mixtape. No, it's, it's kind of like,
01:02:10
Steve-O
Yeah, because I remember seeing like there was people who were like, oh, another woke game. Goddamn. And then there was people who were also like, yeah, that there's I don't think like they were like, there's no gay characters in this game.
01:02:17
JohhnyCAGE
No, that's the funny thing. There's nothing there's nothing woke about it.
01:02:24
Steve-O
Wait a minute.
01:02:25
JohhnyCAGE
No, there's like...
01:02:25
Steve-O
So it's kind of I saw like both sides kind of come at it with a problem.
01:02:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's funny because I think you could maybe infer that the main character could be gay, but not really.
01:02:37
Steve-O
Okay.
01:02:39
JohhnyCAGE
that like she has no interest her so it's it's her um her dude best friend and it's completely platonic and then um the girl cassie who they're also friends with um she was like a later addition to like the the the trio right it was like her and her guy friend and then she came she like met them in like freshman year and they're all best friends now but like
01:02:43
IGOTTADUMP
Thank you.
01:03:06
JohhnyCAGE
it could, you could imply that she had a thing for Cassie, but like, you got to stretch to get there, right?
01:03:11
Steve-O
Okay. Hmm.
01:03:16
JohhnyCAGE
There's, there's, she's very like, she's, she's just, she's not interested in anything but music. Like that's, and there's a moment where like one of the flashbacks is like, she wants to hang out with her, but Cassie's like, Oh no, I'm not feeling that good. And then like,
01:03:34
JohhnyCAGE
you find out later that like she actually just met up with like another friend instead of hanging out with her. And then she's all bummed about it. But like, that's more because she felt like her friend, you know, Dixter as opposed to like, I was in love with her. Like again, it there's zero of that. Yeah.
01:03:52
Steve-O
Okay.
01:03:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:03:53
Steve-O
Cause like saw like, cause know like you were saying like the red pill side of the internet, they get real. Like I saw how they went after. um Oh, what was, what's the name of that card game at risk of rain? um
01:04:09
JohhnyCAGE
vampire crawlers oh okay oh because of the uh anita thing
01:04:09
Steve-O
Slay the Spire to play the Spire to came out. People, people loved it. And then one person was like, Hey, they think need a Sarkeesian in the credits. Let's review bomb this game that we love.
01:04:21
JohhnyCAGE
even though like she's been in the credits like it was very odd it was very it's not like they hit it like she was like i don't know yeah exactly um
01:04:23
Steve-O
Yeah, wait.
01:04:30
IGOTTADUMP
Well, i you know, I'll be honest with you guys. i The game I'm playing the most, which might be my game of the year, I think there is a little incongruity with the reviews and the qual.
01:04:41
Steve-O
Okay.
01:04:41
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:04:42
IGOTTADUMP
And that's Vampire Crawlers.
01:04:44
JohhnyCAGE
Man, i have suchha I have such a weird take on Vampire Crawlers.
01:04:44
IGOTTADUMP
I've been playing that.
01:04:45
Steve-O
you
01:04:47
IGOTTADUMP
I fucking love that game. I've been playing it non-stop.
01:04:49
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:04:51
IGOTTADUMP
I cracked it the fuck open.
01:04:54
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:04:54
IGOTTADUMP
I'm at the last boss. Like, last stage. Last boss. Like, totally been playing it for 20-some hours. It's extremely addictive.
01:05:06
IGOTTADUMP
i've I think I've unlocked all the crawlers except for one. one where It looks like a space marine. i Like the last one.
01:05:13
Steve-O
Okay.
01:05:14
JohhnyCAGE
Why you got say that? Why you got to say that?
01:05:16
IGOTTADUMP
I'm just saying it does.
01:05:16
JohhnyCAGE
Why do
Gaming Mechanics and Preferences
01:05:18
IGOTTADUMP
That's all.............
01:05:18
JohhnyCAGE
you got dangle something like that?
01:05:18
Steve-O
Dude, that might be the crossover.
01:05:19
JohhnyCAGE
No, no. Listen, you want to when hear my take? This is my weird take on Vampire Crawlers. Not really against Vampire Crawlers, but card-based mechanics are the snobbiest mechanics in gaming.
01:05:33
JohhnyCAGE
Because... Because it's like, it's not even that the card-based mechanics suck. It's like, they can be good. But there's so much like unnecessary work to find the good there, as opposed to every other game type, right?
01:05:48
JohhnyCAGE
It almost feels like, in my brain, Vampire Survivors should have been the sequel, because that's so much more accessible. it just It's such a weird it's such a weird wall that that these games put up.
01:06:00
IGOTTADUMP
See, this is the thing about... van
01:06:04
IGOTTADUMP
I'll be honest with you. if you're like I think Vampire Crawlers is...
01:06:07
JohhnyCAGE
um I'm really, like my beef is with card-based mechanics. It's not really even with vampire crawlers.
01:06:13
IGOTTADUMP
I know, but like Vampire Crawlers I think is a more accessible game than Vampire Survivors.
01:06:17
JohhnyCAGE
Absolutely no. There's no way.
01:06:18
IGOTTADUMP
I think it is! It's easier to play!
01:06:19
JohhnyCAGE
i No, no, it's not.
01:06:21
Steve-O
Do you have it, Devin? Okay.
01:06:22
JohhnyCAGE
No, no, I refuse because of the card-based stuff.
01:06:23
Steve-O
Okay.
01:06:25
IGOTTADUMP
It's so much easier.
01:06:25
JohhnyCAGE
I'm not interested.
01:06:26
IGOTTADUMP
It's literally just combos.
01:06:28
JohhnyCAGE
No, dude, I'm telling, I'm, dude, moving your, I fucking pet, I was petting my dog eating a sandwich and then playing Vampire Survivors with my pinky.
01:06:28
IGOTTADUMP
That's all the game is.
01:06:40
JohhnyCAGE
Like, don't, it's not easier to play, dude. It's just like, like listen, listen, I played a ah Marvel Midnight Suns, right?
01:06:44
IGOTTADUMP
don't know. I think it is.
01:06:48
JohhnyCAGE
With, with a card-based combat system.
01:06:48
IGOTTADUMP
I think...
01:06:51
IGOTTADUMP
I think Vampire Survivors is far more RNG-based, and I think you could do a lot more in Vampire Crawlers with the right card setup.
01:06:59
JohhnyCAGE
I mean, maybe. it's
01:07:00
Steve-O
Amen.
01:07:01
IGOTTADUMP
It's just, to me...
01:07:02
JohhnyCAGE
And it's not even that I think that it's a bad combat, but it's just like they're such a It's such an obstacle to so many people that they're like, oh my fucking god.
01:07:12
JohhnyCAGE
And I hear it's it's a very light card game. It's not like...
01:07:17
JohhnyCAGE
It's not Bellatro, right?
01:07:18
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's not it's not like it's not overly cerebral and and and it's it's not hardcore hardcore ah strategic.
01:07:21
JohhnyCAGE
Or maybe even Bellatro is a bad... ah yeah Yeah, exactly. It's not Cerebro. Yeah.
01:07:28
IGOTTADUMP
it's You're just getting combos.
01:07:28
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. But it's just like, it's so annoying when known quantities say, ah you want to play this game?
01:07:30
IGOTTADUMP
That's all it is.
01:07:37
JohhnyCAGE
You want to play the sequel? You want to play the next installment of this thing that you like? Boom, card game. And I'm immediately deflated. Yes, this stems from Kingdom Hearts.
01:07:49
JohhnyCAGE
Chain of memories.
01:07:49
Steve-O
I was going to ask.
01:07:49
IGOTTADUMP
That's awful.
01:07:50
Steve-O
I was genuinely going to ask that.
01:07:52
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but still, but and and even then you could understand why, because the Game Boy would have struggled with with the combat system like that. But like, dude, dude, Midnight Suns card based game, ah Vampire Crawlers card based game.
01:08:00
IGOTTADUMP
It is so much fun.
01:08:07
JohhnyCAGE
The only one that really gets a pass to me. are the ones that are originally, they start like that. ah Like Bellatro, right? That's not a known, it's not like I played the Bellatro RPG and then they're made of Bellatro card game.
01:08:23
JohhnyCAGE
And I was like, oh, fuck.
01:08:23
IGOTTADUMP
I think it's a good pivot, to be honest, because it's just as... i think the whole point I think the whole point of both of these games is...
01:08:27
JohhnyCAGE
it I'm not even saying it's not, it's just a snobby, it's such a snobby fucking move, dude.
01:08:34
IGOTTADUMP
I think the whole point of both these games is addiction.
01:08:38
JohhnyCAGE
Probably, but but it's like, oh no, you gotta you got to learn how to deck build.
01:08:38
IGOTTADUMP
That's what I think.
01:08:41
Steve-O
They're potato chip games.
01:08:42
IGOTTADUMP
They are potato chip games.
01:08:42
JohhnyCAGE
And I'm like, fucking, I i could be less i could not be less, I hate deck building. I'm not interested.
01:08:49
IGOTTADUMP
It's not even deck building.
01:08:49
JohhnyCAGE
It's lame.
01:08:51
IGOTTADUMP
That's the crazy part of it all. it's you're you're of Of course, you're getting crawlers that have certain cards baked in, but every card evolves. Every card is pretty useful. It's just getting the right combos, stringing them all together properly, and getting buffs on everything.
01:09:06
JohhnyCAGE
Hey, Steve, you want to play the new Batman Arkham game? Nah, sorry. It's a card game.
01:09:11
IGOTTADUMP
I would play the fuck out of that.
01:09:12
Steve-O
I would check that out. I would check that out.
01:09:13
JohhnyCAGE
Now you, no, no, you'd be fucking bummed.
01:09:13
IGOTTADUMP
he is Steve would play that too.
01:09:16
JohhnyCAGE
You'd be like, man, I really wish.
01:09:17
IGOTTADUMP
Steve is going to buy a Lego Batman game.
01:09:21
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah.
01:09:21
Steve-O
I already bought one.
01:09:22
IGOTTADUMP
He already bought one.
01:09:22
Steve-O
already bought one.
01:09:23
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. And imagine if instead of Lego Batman, they were like, oh, that's a Lego Batman card game.
01:09:24
Steve-O
already bought it.
01:09:27
Steve-O
Comes out tomorrow if you buy a deluxe.
01:09:28
JohhnyCAGE
And you're like, what the fuck, dude? This is a problem.
01:09:30
IGOTTADUMP
It's a card game.
01:09:31
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, you paid extra to fucking play two days early.
01:09:33
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. Dude, I paid extra to play Forza Horizon 6. That's not out yet.
01:09:37
JohhnyCAGE
I thought you had, oh, nevermind. I thought you had game pass and then I remembered. Nah,
01:09:43
IGOTTADUMP
imagine ah Imagine a Batman card game like inscription where it's like you're on like Scarecrow fear gas the whole fucking game.
01:09:46
JohhnyCAGE
dude, it would stink. Yeah, in script and listen, and again, and again, i'm not saying card-based mechanics suck.
01:09:52
Steve-O
Ooh, each of the villains.
01:09:56
IGOTTADUMP
Dude.
01:09:57
JohhnyCAGE
I've played card-based games before. I find the fun, but it's the fact that survivors,
01:10:00
Steve-O
What are some of the games you like?
01:10:04
JohhnyCAGE
Vampire survivors, you find the fun within the first second of that game. you're like Oh, I get it.
01:10:10
IGOTTADUMP
And I say you find the fun within the first second of Vampire Crawlers.
01:10:10
JohhnyCAGE
I get it. I get it.
01:10:13
JohhnyCAGE
You can't.
01:10:14
IGOTTADUMP
Within the first fucking second.
01:10:14
JohhnyCAGE
No, because I have to fucking watch a tutorial about cards instead.
01:10:19
IGOTTADUMP
It's so easy to pick up. It's literally...
01:10:21
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:10:22
IGOTTADUMP
i played Forbidden Solitaire and that was more difficult in comparison to Vampire Crawlers.
01:10:27
Steve-O
You definitely like lose a lot in Forbidden Solitaire.
01:10:28
JohhnyCAGE
ah Yeah.
01:10:31
Steve-O
like
01:10:31
IGOTTADUMP
That's a harder card game.
01:10:33
Steve-O
Did you finish that?
01:10:34
IGOTTADUMP
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
01:10:35
Steve-O
What did you think of it?
01:10:37
IGOTTADUMP
It was good.
01:10:38
Steve-O
It was good. I don't think it's as good as Home Safety Hotline, but I liked it.
01:10:41
IGOTTADUMP
Absolutely not.
01:10:42
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, you want to play the new the new spinoff of Home Safety Hotline?
01:10:42
IGOTTADUMP
I agree 100%.
01:10:45
JohhnyCAGE
Sorry, card game instead.
01:10:46
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I have to admit, that wasn't as good of a transition as it was from Vampire Survivors to Vampire Crawlers.
01:10:49
JohhnyCAGE
And you played it.
01:10:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. It's it's just it's just like ah it's it's just a snobby flex.
01:10:56
Steve-O
a Mmm...
01:11:00
JohhnyCAGE
That's how i view card-based mechanics.
01:11:01
IGOTTADUMP
It's not.
01:11:01
Steve-O
devin Devin, you know what, Devin? Devin, you know what i feel like you did? You did the thing where Chris was excited to talk about his favorite game so far this year.
01:11:08
JohhnyCAGE
Now, I'm so sorry.
01:11:10
Steve-O
You know what? You drove your ATV in and you fucking so you sprayed your beer all over Chris.
01:11:16
JohhnyCAGE
now chris i i do apologize it's just funny that you said that because i literally i don't know if you guys do this but like i'll go on fucking rants by myself in my car i went on a total fucking rant about this for 20 minutes it's it's
01:11:27
IGOTTADUMP
No.
01:11:27
Steve-O
Ha, ha, ha.
01:11:28
IGOTTADUMP
That's... It's only you, man.
01:11:30
Steve-O
um You know what? I feel bad. i feel bad because i can ah i can I can be there with you, Devin. I went on a rant about funerals and then someone honked at me and then I started screaming at that man.
01:11:44
JohhnyCAGE
who Okay.
01:11:44
IGOTTADUMP
you go full you guys go full You're telling me you guys go full Dennis Miller in your car everyone every day?
01:11:48
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, dude, I, you know what I do? you du Dude, this is, this is.
01:11:51
Steve-O
Well, I was with someone. I was with someone, so I was talking.
01:11:53
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Okay. okay okay okay
01:11:54
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, okay. Yeah. Mine's worse.
01:11:56
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, this is different.
01:11:56
Steve-O
But I was discussing how I think it's fucked up who how like you know the person closest to the departed has to pay for the after-funeral meal.
01:12:09
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:12:09
Steve-O
I think that's fucked up. And while I was saying this, I was doing my bed.
01:12:10
JohhnyCAGE
you know essentially you're you're doing a bit you're you're you're ah you're on the way to a bit
01:12:13
IGOTTADUMP
That's why so many people do is that's like so many people do so many people do good
01:12:14
Steve-O
I was in the middle of my bed. And then somebody in a
01:12:19
Steve-O
somebody in a Tesla fucking honked at me.
01:12:19
IGOTTADUMP
for this
01:12:22
IGOTTADUMP
wow
01:12:23
Steve-O
And I was like oh, I was in the middle of discussing why I think this is fucked up.
01:12:23
IGOTTADUMP
a yeah
01:12:28
JohhnyCAGE
wait wait to be fair were you like supposed to was the light green and you're just going on this bit okay
01:12:28
Steve-O
And they, the light was green. The light was green for like a second. I was ready to go. impatient Tesla driver.
01:12:40
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. All right.
01:12:40
Steve-O
Literally when we got on the main road, it gets in front of me.
01:12:40
JohhnyCAGE
Fair enough.
01:12:44
Steve-O
You know what license plate fucking said, Devin? you know what his fucking license plate said?
01:12:47
JohhnyCAGE
i I bet you said it's like vegan forever.
01:12:47
Steve-O
It was a custom.
01:12:47
IGOTTADUMP
Ass man.
01:12:48
Steve-O
It was a custom. No worse, worse hockey dad.
01:12:50
IGOTTADUMP
Anus tart.
01:12:51
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:12:53
IGOTTADUMP
a
01:12:54
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, i
01:12:55
Steve-O
So I went, fuck you hockey dad. i was talking about funerals. i was talking about the dearly departed. Anyway, that's my 10 minutes on that.
01:13:03
JohhnyCAGE
well, yeah, no that's, that's, you were still with somebody. See, this is where gets upsetting.
01:13:07
IGOTTADUMP
You know what Devin's hockey dad is Vampire crawlers, apparently.
01:13:10
Steve-O
but
01:13:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. yeah
01:13:11
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
01:13:12
Steve-O
Fuck you, vampire crawlers!
01:13:13
JohhnyCAGE
Look at
01:13:13
IGOTTADUMP
He's irrationally angry at somebody.
01:13:13
Steve-O
Dude, I think it's Kingdom Hearts. I think it's Chain a chain of Memories.
01:13:19
JohhnyCAGE
you. no i i know On my rant, I was like, this starts with Kingdom Hearts.
01:13:22
IGOTTADUMP
get your head garbage out of this conversation.
01:13:24
JohhnyCAGE
No, no, because, because like, see, the why it's so bad for me is because I'll be listening to a podcast or something. They'll say something, and that will either trigger it, or I'll just think of that because it somehow unlocks something in my brain.
01:13:39
JohhnyCAGE
I'll pause the podcast, go on a fucking Dennis Miller rant, and then start the then start where I stopped by myself.
01:13:47
IGOTTADUMP
Jesus Christ, Devin.
01:13:47
JohhnyCAGE
Because I've i've done this with with women I've dated, and they tune me out so quickly.
01:13:54
IGOTTADUMP
I'm gonna be real with you, Devin.
01:13:55
JohhnyCAGE
Jenny just doesn't even pay attention to me.
01:13:56
IGOTTADUMP
Whether you like it or not, they got a roadmap now out for vampire crawlers.
01:14:01
Steve-O
A roadmap!
01:14:04
IGOTTADUMP
Bitch! We got DLC coming! Choke on that!
01:14:08
JohhnyCAGE
Now, listen, listen, you know, I'm going to, you know what?
01:14:08
IGOTTADUMP
Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha
01:14:12
JohhnyCAGE
I'll just, don't enjoy Warhammer survivors when that comes out. and A normal person game.
01:14:15
IGOTTADUMP
ha ha! Warhammer Survivor?
01:14:19
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, that's a real game coming out.
01:14:20
IGOTTADUMP
Is it really?
01:14:21
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, du dude, it looks good too.
01:14:21
IGOTTADUMP
mean, I'm gonna play that, too.
01:14:22
Steve-O
that's That's probably why that's a space marine at the very end.
01:14:25
IGOTTADUMP
I'm gonna play that, too.
01:14:26
JohhnyCAGE
yeah No, but but listen, because this is this is my my bias, because you know I'm a fucking slut for Warhammer.
01:14:33
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, sure.
01:14:33
JohhnyCAGE
The card games, I don't fucking touch.
01:14:35
IGOTTADUMP
If there was a Warhammer Crawler, you wouldn't go near it
01:14:36
JohhnyCAGE
I got no thank you.
01:14:39
JohhnyCAGE
No, maybe. I check it out. I think I don't.
01:14:43
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, Kdev. Yeah, i thank you for at least admitting you would check it out.
01:14:44
JohhnyCAGE
I think I i just, so I, but to Steve's point, Chris, I do.
01:14:46
IGOTTADUMP
Because
01:14:48
JohhnyCAGE
but It's just funny that you brought it up. Cause I went on a fucking psychotic rant about this and I was like, I should do like a tick tock about this or whatever. And then I didn't.
01:14:57
Steve-O
Yes, you should.
01:14:57
JohhnyCAGE
And then Chris brought it up.
01:14:59
Steve-O
You should.
01:15:01
JohhnyCAGE
Do it.
01:15:02
Steve-O
ah do it. Oh, okay. Excellent.
01:15:03
JohhnyCAGE
Do it
01:15:03
IGOTTADUMP
that's... It's a Mary. I love it.
01:15:06
JohhnyCAGE
man. So, okay. So you're saying it's, it's your favorite might be your favorite game the year.
01:15:07
IGOTTADUMP
Can't wait for DLC.
01:15:11
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I played another game pretty recently, as in of today. i bought it today. Marvel Cosmic.
01:15:21
JohhnyCAGE
Ooh, that's a good game.
01:15:21
Steve-O
okay excellent
01:15:22
JohhnyCAGE
That's a good game.
01:15:23
IGOTTADUMP
I wanted to fuck around. I like beat-em-ups. It plays almost exactly like Absalom.
01:15:26
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:15:29
IGOTTADUMP
um
01:15:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, well, it's like that company has their fingers in all all those games in some level.
01:15:36
Steve-O
They made, like, that's the same company, right?
01:15:39
IGOTTADUMP
I believe it is.
01:15:39
JohhnyCAGE
There's like four companies or something, because like the the same...
01:15:40
IGOTTADUMP
It feels like it is.
01:15:45
JohhnyCAGE
One of like the three companies that did Marvel Cosmic worked on Absalom and they also worked on the Turtles game. I think this is... And Streets of Rage 4. So it's like, I think this is closer to the Turtles game that came out of a few years ago.
01:15:59
Steve-O
Okay.
01:16:00
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:02
JohhnyCAGE
um
01:16:03
IGOTTADUMP
Yes.
01:16:03
JohhnyCAGE
It's funny that you said that, Chris, because ah some DLC just was announced for that game.
01:16:08
IGOTTADUMP
Cyclops and the Thing. I got it.
01:16:10
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:10
Steve-O
All right, you got the bundle. Hell yeah.
01:16:12
IGOTTADUMP
Of course!
01:16:14
JohhnyCAGE
Nice.
01:16:14
Steve-O
Chris is saving because it's on sale right now on Steam Daily Deal.
01:16:17
IGOTTADUMP
e really like Captain America. Really like Black Panther.
01:16:21
JohhnyCAGE
know
01:16:22
IGOTTADUMP
um Do not like She-Hulk.
01:16:27
JohhnyCAGE
ah Really? i dig She-Hulk a lot.
01:16:30
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I was not having fun with her. She's too slow. um Yeah, Cap is great, especially when you chain his his shield.
01:16:34
JohhnyCAGE
Fair enough. Fair enough.
01:16:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:16:40
IGOTTADUMP
That is fucking wonderful. i just clear clear in house with that. And Black Panther is really fucking good.
01:16:47
JohhnyCAGE
He's awesome. Wolverine's obviously awesome. ah
01:16:51
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, the the the the his jump attack where he like jumped on top of you.
01:16:54
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Rocket. Rocket is fun because he has like an RNG with like his like his combo or something. like randomly, he'll just like do like a screen clear attack because he's just a fucking maniac type character.
01:17:11
IGOTTADUMP
I do not like Captain America. I do not like, or no, i I don't like Iron Man.
01:17:15
Steve-O
You just said you like Captain America.
01:17:15
JohhnyCAGE
You don't like, yeah, you just have some Marvel.
01:17:19
IGOTTADUMP
don't like playing as Iron Man.
01:17:19
Steve-O
Oh, OK.
01:17:20
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, Iron Man. What about Nova?
01:17:21
IGOTTADUMP
There's something about the projectiles that just don't have like any weight, like outside the shield, the shield bops people around
01:17:24
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:17:30
JohhnyCAGE
And the shield yeah comes right back to you.
01:17:30
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:17:32
IGOTTADUMP
and it comes back. um the The better a bill storm breaker storm bringer storm bringer.
01:17:40
JohhnyCAGE
Breaker, I think.
01:17:41
IGOTTADUMP
Breaker. Stormbreaker.
01:17:42
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:17:43
IGOTTADUMP
I like that ability quite a bit. But he's really slow too.
01:17:49
JohhnyCAGE
Um, who's a character?
01:17:49
IGOTTADUMP
Like that's that's a detriment in this game.
01:17:50
JohhnyCAGE
I, you know what? I, I thought I'd like Spider-Man and Venom more, but like, I don't love the swinging.
01:17:57
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Me either. It's too awkward.
01:17:59
JohhnyCAGE
It's a little, yeah, it's a little not, not, it's not perfect.
01:18:04
Steve-O
It's very funny because I feel like Captain America, no matter what game he's in feels good.
01:18:10
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah. And ah man, I don't know if you if you watch that trailer, but Cyclops looks sick in this.
01:18:19
Steve-O
Cyclops looks sick as hell.
01:18:19
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, dude.
01:18:21
JohhnyCAGE
Looks sick, dude.
01:18:23
IGOTTADUMP
I'm all about that fucking jacket combo.
01:18:27
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:18:27
Steve-O
that's ah That's a nice touch. I like that they went for the jacket Cyclops.
01:18:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:18:32
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that is, that looks good. It looks like, because, you know, to be real, whenever he's just in that thing, he looks kind of naked. You know?
01:18:40
Steve-O
I'm with you.
01:18:41
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:18:41
IGOTTADUMP
And it' just I like that he has, it's like a little bit extra style to the
01:18:46
Steve-O
It's a little bit extra style, but also I'm i'm going to say it gives him a little dad energy. It gives him a little like, hey, bring a jacket like that kind of like attitude.
01:18:54
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's going to get chilly. All right.
01:18:56
Steve-O
So we should all bring jackets.
01:18:56
IGOTTADUMP
I'm the one thinking.
01:18:56
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:18:58
Steve-O
Logan, where's your jacket?
01:19:01
IGOTTADUMP
They get Silver Surfer yet.
01:19:02
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, you're going real fast, Bob.
01:19:02
IGOTTADUMP
I'm kind of psyched. I'm psyched for Silver Surfer.
01:19:06
Steve-O
Okay. Hell yeah.
01:19:07
IGOTTADUMP
I did not get it.
01:19:07
JohhnyCAGE
No, he's sick.
01:19:08
IGOTTADUMP
I know he's in there, right?
01:19:09
JohhnyCAGE
I like him more than I like Phyla Vell. She's okay.
01:19:16
IGOTTADUMP
I don't like Phoenix either. I'm not a big fan of, I'm not a big fan of like the projectile.
01:19:20
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:19:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, no, that's fair.
01:19:23
IGOTTADUMP
group they're not that's not as weighty you know i actually haven't haven't tried cosmic goes right i do
01:19:25
JohhnyCAGE
but the You don't like Cosmic Ghost Rider?
01:19:30
JohhnyCAGE
you know You know that's? That's Frank Castle, right? For some reason, not for some, there's a comic reason why, but, ah you know,
01:19:38
IGOTTADUMP
yeah no i've i've watched some youtube videos about some such things he goes like nuts too right because he's out in space
01:19:42
JohhnyCAGE
cosmic ghost rider. Yeah. Even though I'm like, I'm not going to be sold on this. This is still fucking stupid.
01:19:51
IGOTTADUMP
It is very dumb. It's everything that they've done with the Punisher um for the past, would say 10 years, has been stupid.
01:19:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:20:03
Steve-O
yeah i think I think people have just been kind of like oh man I gotta do Punisher yeah I feel like a bunch of like shitty cops ruined everything
01:20:03
JohhnyCAGE
ah
01:20:03
IGOTTADUMP
I don't think it's been interesting any way.
01:20:04
JohhnyCAGE
um
01:20:11
IGOTTADUMP
It's like such a bummer now.
01:20:11
JohhnyCAGE
He's because it's he's like he's like the Superman still, right? It's like, how do you do it? That's not boring.
01:20:21
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, I think Absolute Superman is doing it pretty well.
01:20:24
JohhnyCAGE
We need an absolute punisher.
01:20:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:20:26
IGOTTADUMP
i They literally turned crypto. Instead of crypto, Absolute Superman has Parasite as his pet.
01:20:34
Steve-O
Oh.
01:20:35
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:20:36
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:20:37
JohhnyCAGE
That is more interesting.
01:20:38
IGOTTADUMP
I'm in.
01:20:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but like, but okay, so so the and the the given there that was like Superman's an alien, so you have some room.
01:20:39
Steve-O
That's a very interesting.
01:20:46
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:20:46
JohhnyCAGE
What do you just do? What do you do with a guy where the core concept still is like family died?
01:20:50
IGOTTADUMP
he he's vietnam it's Vietnam is so it's so crucial Frank it's like no other war I mean at least since Vietnam hasn't been as I know that but like Vietnam was the beginning of that
01:20:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah, you just change the war? Like that's that's all they do. They just change the war that he was in.
01:21:03
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:21:03
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:21:06
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know, man. this This new one. This new one we're in.
01:21:13
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:15
IGOTTADUMP
You know what i mean? Like it was really the the starting point of wars being pointless and people dying for no reason. You know, since the World War II at least.
01:21:25
IGOTTADUMP
And it was like romantic.
01:21:25
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:21:27
IGOTTADUMP
But yeah, like the it's it's the romanticism of war died in Vietnam. And that's what Frank Castle is. He's the death of the romantic ideal of the hero.
01:21:38
IGOTTADUMP
So...
01:21:39
JohhnyCAGE
true
01:21:39
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, you could keep doing that, but like, it's just, you know, Vietnam's, it's an important part.
01:21:46
JohhnyCAGE
oh ah you know what kind of reminded me what I was thinking is a I gave the Leon must die DLC little bit of a shot um unfortunately
01:21:55
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:21:59
IGOTTADUMP
You died.
01:21:59
JohhnyCAGE
I you died. um i was ah I was really out of practice because I just come off of the Alan Wake to my Alan Wake to replay.
01:22:11
JohhnyCAGE
So like and it's funny because I'm playing. out God, these characters are so slow. Fucking Leon's a sloppy tank in in that game. Like I just i was like, oh, my God, God.
01:22:23
IGOTTADUMP
He's sick.
01:22:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I know.
01:22:24
Steve-O
He's very ill.
01:22:25
JohhnyCAGE
But, but, you know, I just was like, fuck. And then I gave it like two or three runs. I got the point, but I was like, I kind of, I need to be, my wheels need to be a bit more.
01:22:35
IGOTTADUMP
Do you really fight Nemi?
01:22:38
JohhnyCAGE
What was that?
01:22:39
IGOTTADUMP
Do you really fight Nemi in that?
01:22:41
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, maybe it'd be news to me.
01:22:44
IGOTTADUMP
ah I thought that was like the final...
01:22:47
JohhnyCAGE
oh Oh, well, probably like Nemesis in the sense of the Nemesis villain in in this game. Remember, because he's a Nemesis, the doctor.
01:22:59
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah. Okay.
01:23:00
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I think that's probably you're thinking of.
01:23:00
IGOTTADUMP
All right. I didn't know how far they were going with that. Okay.
01:23:03
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. um
01:23:04
IGOTTADUMP
Well, that's a bummer.
01:23:04
JohhnyCAGE
No, but it's, you know, it's neat, but I was just like, cool.
01:23:05
IGOTTADUMP
I thought it was nemmy. mind every
01:23:08
JohhnyCAGE
And then I put it down because one, it wasn't mercenaries and two, it wasn't story DLC. So. I have my biases. So I was like, okay, I'll put you down.
01:23:19
Steve-O
I've seen a lot of people kind of just be like, yeah, I'm glad that this is a free mode.
01:23:25
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's free. Like, you can't even be mad about it was like, maybe, maybe if I was like, it's tough because like, this would have been, i would have had so much more fun with this if I was just freshly off of r e nine
01:23:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:23:40
JohhnyCAGE
But, like, my I lost all my my muscle memory. It was all gone, you know? And I was like, oh, whother what's the action button? Shit. And I'm just, you know. It's a tough mode to, like, get your bearings back in.
01:23:51
IGOTTADUMP
Do you think we're...
01:23:54
IGOTTADUMP
Do you think we're getting paid DLC for this?
01:23:56
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. I think they announced it.
01:23:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:23:58
IGOTTADUMP
They did?
01:23:59
JohhnyCAGE
ah Yeah. Yeah.
01:23:59
Steve-O
They hinted at it at least.
01:24:00
Steve-O
i
01:24:01
JohhnyCAGE
No, they they said it because I think they even went as far as you'll find out who he's married to in the DLC.
01:24:03
Steve-O
They said it officially. Okay.
01:24:08
Steve-O
Oh.
01:24:08
JohhnyCAGE
In the story DLC.
01:24:10
IGOTTADUMP
What if it's America? America.
01:24:13
Steve-O
Oh, married to the country. It's
01:24:14
JohhnyCAGE
He just puts a promise. Oh, this is a promise ring to my country.
01:24:19
Steve-O
a promise ring on the Statue of Liberty.
01:24:19
JohhnyCAGE
You're like, oh, you suck.
01:24:21
IGOTTADUMP
I think that would be really romantic.
01:24:23
JohhnyCAGE
No, I wouldn't. I need him to be. I think the Internet needs to know that he he fucks. You know what I mean?
01:24:32
Steve-O
I drive a Porsche and I fuck.
01:24:32
JohhnyCAGE
They need it. Yeah, they need to know that he fucks. You can't just.
01:24:39
Steve-O
What if he looks at the camera and he says, I don't fuck.
01:24:41
JohhnyCAGE
I make love. Oh, OK.
01:24:44
IGOTTADUMP
No, no, he never doesn't elaborate.
01:24:44
JohhnyCAGE
okay Oh, okay. um
01:24:49
Steve-O
I'm an asexual being. Will you freak stop putting me in these scenarios?
01:24:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. um Steve, you're the only one to ask this question.
01:24:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:25:00
JohhnyCAGE
Are you going to get Star Fox?
01:25:03
Steve-O
ah You know what, Devin? i am. i am.
01:25:06
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:25:06
Steve-O
I am so into these freaky looking fucks.
01:25:09
JohhnyCAGE
You're in u're into it? I didn't know if you were going to get into it or not.
01:25:11
Steve-O
come Dude, you know what?
01:25:12
IGOTTADUMP
Freaky looking fuck.
01:25:14
Steve-O
Because here's the thing.
01:25:14
JohhnyCAGE
They're fucking weird looking, man.
01:25:15
Steve-O
Here's the thing. Because I'm seeing the people who are really into kind of like, you know, animal designs and stuff like that. They they go like, they're disgusting.
01:25:27
Steve-O
I hate this. And I look at it and I go, Well, one, like, keep in mind, you know, i that's just, it's just, it's just fucking, it's good.
01:25:35
JohhnyCAGE
it What?
01:25:38
Steve-O
It's good theming. The idea of, you know, nature, animals, but like these these, you know, these things that you see out in the world.
01:25:44
IGOTTADUMP
Let take a look.
01:25:50
Steve-O
And they're being they're being twisted and demented by technology, by man-made, like scientific discovery. It's twisting them. It's warping them into these disgusting, vile freaks.
01:26:03
Steve-O
And so, yes. Yes, Devon, I love it.
01:26:07
IGOTTADUMP
You like the, so I'm looking at, he's looking, but
01:26:09
Steve-O
Also, it's on sale. It's a discount game. It's only 50 bucks.
01:26:14
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, he's just so fat.
01:26:16
IGOTTADUMP
wi yeah He's looking...
01:26:17
Steve-O
He's real fat.
01:26:19
JohhnyCAGE
Chris, is this your first time seeing them?
01:26:21
IGOTTADUMP
Yes.
01:26:23
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. it's just ah I'll be honest.
01:26:24
Steve-O
Dude, they're disgusting. I love them.
01:26:26
JohhnyCAGE
I don't have an issue with any of the other ones. Just Fox is like, why are you so fat, bro?
01:26:30
Steve-O
You only have a problem with... Okay, a lot of people I'm noticing have problems with Falco.
01:26:36
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, Falco looks little fucked.
01:26:36
JohhnyCAGE
i don't I don't see the problem with Falco.
01:26:39
IGOTTADUMP
He looks a little fucked. I think in motion, Falco's gonna look... gonna look rough.
01:26:43
JohhnyCAGE
i'm ah You know what? You know what was nice during that direct?
01:26:46
Steve-O
What's that?
01:26:46
JohhnyCAGE
I didn't know about the Pygma lore.
01:26:49
Steve-O
Oh, you didn't know about Pygmalore.
01:26:51
JohhnyCAGE
Pygma Gengar or whatever the fuck his name is.
01:26:53
IGOTTADUMP
is he Is he on the bad group?
01:26:55
Steve-O
ah Well, here's Pygma used to fly with James McCloud, Fox's dad, and then he betrayed him.
01:26:55
JohhnyCAGE
So Pyg... Yeah.
01:27:00
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Dude, he was the Judas.
01:27:03
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:27:04
JohhnyCAGE
He was the Judas.
01:27:05
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, I see.
01:27:06
JohhnyCAGE
And then he's just like second in command of Star Wolf. And I was like, what the...
01:27:09
Steve-O
Did you play a lot of Star Fox 64, Devin?
01:27:12
JohhnyCAGE
I... Yes and no. Like...
01:27:15
Steve-O
Okay, because there's that part where he's like,
01:27:20
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but I guess I never made the correlation that he, like, screwed him over, you know?
01:27:25
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, dude. It was a big it was a big fucking, like,
01:27:28
JohhnyCAGE
And then I didn't realize he's, like, the main villain in, like, the other Star Fox games or something. Also... Should be made aware. Because I think this is a crazy stat.
01:27:40
JohhnyCAGE
This is like the remake number four of Star Fox.
01:27:42
Steve-O
This is the fourth. Yeah. So there was, um yeah.
01:27:45
JohhnyCAGE
That's obscene, dude.
01:27:47
IGOTTADUMP
eve can I give you the names of star Fox characters and you can tell me the animal that they are?
01:27:48
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:27:53
Steve-O
Yes.
01:27:56
JohhnyCAGE
Ooh, dude.
01:27:57
Steve-O
I could try. I don't know if I can nail it because I'm not Mr.
01:27:58
JohhnyCAGE
I think he's going I think you're going to nail it.
01:28:00
Steve-O
Star Fox, but I'll do my best.
01:28:00
JohhnyCAGE
I think I could get this.
01:28:01
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. All right.
01:28:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:28:02
IGOTTADUMP
So I'm going to go, I'm gonna go easy first.
01:28:06
Steve-O
Okay.
01:28:07
IGOTTADUMP
I'm going to easy first. Panther car, car CEO.
01:28:11
Steve-O
That's a panther.
01:28:13
IGOTTADUMP
There you go.
01:28:14
JohhnyCAGE
Easy.
01:28:14
IGOTTADUMP
Easy peasy, easy peasy. Uh, I'll go another a little toss up. Wolf O'Donnell.
01:28:21
Steve-O
That's a wolf. That's Star Wolf, isn't it?
01:28:23
IGOTTADUMP
rep and Yeah. Star Wolf. That's he's the bad guy. He's the, the, the counter to star Fox. All right.
01:28:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:28:31
JohhnyCAGE
I'd say he's like a rock. No, I guess he's bad, right?
01:28:34
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Steve, i don' I'm going to, you know, turn up the dial, turn up the dial a little bit here. going to give you Marco Monticello.
01:28:42
Steve-O
Marco Monticello. Is Marco Monticello
01:28:52
Steve-O
Marco Monticello. That's such a fun name.
01:28:55
JohhnyCAGE
you
01:28:57
Steve-O
Is that like a... Is that an ape?
01:28:58
JohhnyCAGE
What the fuck?
01:29:01
IGOTTADUMP
is that an ape
01:29:02
Steve-O
Not an ape? I don't know. What is Marco Monticello?
01:29:05
IGOTTADUMP
it's an uh crocodile or an alligator i'm not i'm not 100 sure okay uh that was that was that was that was right that was rough let me go katya gorsky um
01:29:07
Steve-O
Crocodile. Okay.
01:29:08
JohhnyCAGE
What the fuck?
01:29:09
Steve-O
Okay.
01:29:16
Steve-O
That's a cat.
01:29:20
Steve-O
Did you say Katia?
01:29:21
IGOTTADUMP
Katya. Yeah. Katya.
01:29:23
Steve-O
Not a cat, not a cat.
01:29:23
IGOTTADUMP
Katya Gorski. Well, it is. It's a feline.
01:29:28
Steve-O
Oh, it's a type cat.
01:29:28
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, but I think that this i think I know exactly what cat this is. If you know. it's ah It's a big cat.
01:29:35
Steve-O
OK, is it a ah is it a cheetah?
01:29:37
IGOTTADUMP
It is a cheetah.
01:29:38
Steve-O
OK.
01:29:39
IGOTTADUMP
You got that one. All right, Steve. All right, i go to go I'm going to a little harder on you. Gia Antonio Vincenzo.
01:29:45
Steve-O
hold Okay, hold on.
01:29:46
IGOTTADUMP
Antonio Vincenzo.
01:29:47
Steve-O
We should play a game of Fox character or ah or a Sopranos character.
01:29:47
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, some of these sound like you're fucking making this up, dude.
01:29:51
IGOTTADUMP
I'm not.
01:29:52
JohhnyCAGE
Godfather or Star Fox.
01:29:52
IGOTTADUMP
I'm not.
01:29:55
Steve-O
ah
01:29:57
IGOTTADUMP
ah
01:29:58
Steve-O
ah ah ga
01:29:59
JohhnyCAGE
I'm sorry. What was the name again?
01:30:02
IGOTTADUMP
Gia Antonio Vincenzo. And it's a hyphen.
01:30:06
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, this sounds...
01:30:08
IGOTTADUMP
It's hyphenated.
01:30:08
JohhnyCAGE
this You're fucking lying, dude.
01:30:09
IGOTTADUMP
Antonio Vincenzo is hyphenated.
01:30:10
JohhnyCAGE
There's no way!
01:30:10
Steve-O
Is this some sort of bird?
01:30:12
Steve-O
Is this some sort of bird?
01:30:12
IGOTTADUMP
Yes, Steve. Yes.
01:30:14
Steve-O
Okay, it is. Is it a...
01:30:14
IGOTTADUMP
Yes.
01:30:15
Steve-O
um
01:30:17
IGOTTADUMP
I really don't know. But, like, if you...
01:30:19
Steve-O
Is it like a...
01:30:19
JohhnyCAGE
Chris, I need to see pictures. This feels like you're on a fan site, dude.
01:30:21
IGOTTADUMP
I think you're good enough to but burn, to be honest with you, bro.
01:30:23
Steve-O
Like a a hawk or a raven or something?
01:30:26
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, i'd I'd say Hawk is pretty pretty pretty good, Steve.
01:30:28
Steve-O
Okay.
01:30:30
IGOTTADUMP
You got that one. Okay, okay, all right. going to go as hard as I can.
01:30:35
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:36
IGOTTADUMP
Leon Pawlowski.
01:30:37
Steve-O
Oh, that's a chameleon.
01:30:38
IGOTTADUMP
Nice, Steve!
01:30:39
Steve-O
Uh-huh. Yeah, i know. i remember Leon. Yeah.
01:30:41
JohhnyCAGE
I'll be honest.
01:30:41
Steve-O
e
01:30:42
JohhnyCAGE
That was the most normal setting name.
01:30:45
IGOTTADUMP
I think that's like the hardest one on in here, bro. oh Oh, okay, okay. Boris Gorski.
01:30:53
Steve-O
Boris Gorski.
01:30:54
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, Boris Gorski.
01:30:56
Steve-O
Is that a boar? Is that it like ah a ah like a warthog or a boar?
01:31:01
IGOTTADUMP
No? No, no. It's definitely not that.
01:31:03
Steve-O
No. Okay. Okay.
01:31:06
IGOTTADUMP
I'll give you one more.
01:31:06
JohhnyCAGE
Chris, can you can you post pictures or something? as
01:31:10
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
01:31:10
JohhnyCAGE
I swear to God you're making this up.
01:31:11
IGOTTADUMP
oh I'll do it after. i got one more.
01:31:18
IGOTTADUMP
Boris Gorski, Steve.
01:31:20
Steve-O
ah Do they have tusks?
01:31:23
IGOTTADUMP
ah Um... No, no.
01:31:25
Steve-O
No tusks.
01:31:26
IGOTTADUMP
It's actually, I think it's a Lynx.
01:31:28
Steve-O
Okay. Damn and damn Boris Gorski is a lynx.
01:31:31
IGOTTADUMP
And he's got a Lynx with glasses on.
01:31:32
Steve-O
Interesting.
01:31:35
IGOTTADUMP
All right, one more, Steve, one more.
01:31:35
Steve-O
That's interesting. Okay.
01:31:38
IGOTTADUMP
Luca Greco.
01:31:40
Steve-O
God damn it, Chris.
01:31:43
Steve-O
Luca Greco is...
01:31:45
IGOTTADUMP
Luca Greco!
01:31:46
Steve-O
um These names are phenomenal. Holy shit.
01:31:50
IGOTTADUMP
I know. who
01:31:51
Steve-O
um Is this some sort of like I want to say this is like some sort of snow animal.
01:31:53
IGOTTADUMP
like Shakespeare.
01:32:02
Steve-O
No? No, I give up.
01:32:05
IGOTTADUMP
I believe it's a toucan.
01:32:06
Steve-O
Okay. Okay.
01:32:07
IGOTTADUMP
i want to go with toucan.
01:32:08
Steve-O
Right.
01:32:10
IGOTTADUMP
Now, I took off the obvious ones like Falco and stuff, but this is the grouping I'm looking at right now.
01:32:13
Steve-O
right
01:32:17
Steve-O
That's funny. These names are wonderful.
01:32:21
IGOTTADUMP
And I was looking it up and I saw this and I was like, Steve, you got most of these, man.
01:32:26
Steve-O
Okay.
01:32:27
IGOTTADUMP
I'll give you props. The Boris Gorski and Luca Greco. Like, i do who the fuck? How could you tell?
01:32:33
Steve-O
yeah I'm unfamiliar with some of these characters.
01:32:33
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, this... ah Chris, i this might be like some fan site shit. cause like
01:32:39
IGOTTADUMP
Is this a fan site shit? I really don't know.
01:32:41
JohhnyCAGE
Because Marcus McCloud is the son... Looks like the son of...
01:32:45
IGOTTADUMP
yeah Well, thank God i didn't I didn't say Marcus McLeod or Crystal McLeod.
01:32:45
JohhnyCAGE
spot There's no way.
01:32:50
IGOTTADUMP
But yeah, this could be some fan shit.
01:32:50
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, what? it the still
01:32:54
IGOTTADUMP
I really don't know.
01:32:54
JohhnyCAGE
boy
01:32:56
IGOTTADUMP
Character reference sheet.
01:32:56
Steve-O
Dude, nah, Marcus McCloud has a Nintendo wiki from Star Fox Command.
01:32:59
JohhnyCAGE
a
01:33:03
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, character reference sheet I did of Star Fox and original characters for a fan comic. So they were going to make a fan comic, but these are is a characters.
01:33:10
JohhnyCAGE
Marco Montes.
01:33:13
Steve-O
Dude, I really like some of these names, though.
01:33:15
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, I Google i google that the fucking crocodile. I can't find this fucking thing. was like, this has to be tricked.
01:33:21
IGOTTADUMP
Marcus Marticella or Marcella, I don't know.
01:33:24
JohhnyCAGE
I'm about to chill. I did i can't. like Google's like, who are you talking about? The internet's like, who are you talking about?
01:33:31
IGOTTADUMP
Hey, you might see him in the new game.
01:33:33
Steve-O
But Leon Pawalski, that's real.
01:33:33
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:33:35
Steve-O
I remember Leon.
01:33:38
IGOTTADUMP
What game is Leon in?
01:33:39
Steve-O
ah Star Fox 64, I believe.
01:33:41
IGOTTADUMP
Is he really? Jesus Christ.
01:33:42
Steve-O
Yep.
01:33:43
IGOTTADUMP
Wow.
01:33:44
Steve-O
I think he's one of the members of Star Wolf, maybe?
01:33:44
JohhnyCAGE
Leon?
01:33:48
IGOTTADUMP
I assume the Owl and Leon or Luca, they're from like other games, like not Star Fox 64.
01:33:59
Steve-O
There's a few games out there and it it kind of surprises me because they like, like you said, the past four games have definitely just been Star Fox 64 like remakes.
01:34:10
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:34:11
Steve-O
So.
01:34:11
JohhnyCAGE
Or just Star Fox. Yeah, because Star Fox 64 is a remake of Star Fox, which isn't Zero remake of Star Fox.
01:34:19
Steve-O
Zero to remake of Star Fox 64.
01:34:20
JohhnyCAGE
And then this is a remake of Star Fox 64 again.
01:34:20
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:34:25
JohhnyCAGE
And then there's like Adventures and Dinosaur Planet. And then there's ah Command or whatever.
01:34:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:34:30
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, this fucking... I don't like anybody.
01:34:34
Steve-O
But I'm like, that's the thing. They're like, hey, this is a game. It's $50. It's just Star Fox, because the problem with the last one, the one that they tried to put out for the Wii Star Fox Zero, was they build it up so much.
01:34:49
Steve-O
Miyamoto was like, I'm making Star Fox. It's going to use the touchscreen. And then everybody played it and was like, this sucks.
01:34:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yamamoto's a fucking, he's such a, he's such a weirdo. I get it. Like he, it's like his favorite thing that everybody's just like, dude, why are you so into this?
01:35:04
JohhnyCAGE
And he's like, no you don't understand.
01:35:04
Steve-O
It's he's he loves Pikmin and Star Fox.
01:35:06
JohhnyCAGE
love it.
01:35:09
Steve-O
And those are the two franchises that I think that he came up with that never made it to Mario and Link status. And he's just like he's just stuck in this.
01:35:18
IGOTTADUMP
trying
01:35:20
Steve-O
Like, how the fuck do I push these to get to that tier?
01:35:23
IGOTTADUMP
I think he's in well I think he's in the mindset like how the fuck do they not love this
01:35:29
Steve-O
Right.
01:35:29
JohhnyCAGE
And it's like weird because it's like we do a lot of people like Star Fox, but it's it's funny because he said something along the lines of he was like, oh, i I asked if they could do it.
01:35:41
JohhnyCAGE
And like to my surprise, they said yes. And it's like, yeah, because you're the boss. Like.
01:35:45
Steve-O
You're the guy. Yeah.
01:35:47
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, of course, we're going fucking say yes, asshole. Like.
01:35:54
JohhnyCAGE
Oddly, it's his most Lord driven IP to.
01:35:57
IGOTTADUMP
I bet you, i bet you though, every once in a while, I'll, I'll post photos or I'll pull out a photo of this new Fox and everybody kind of groans in the room. He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:36:07
Steve-O
There go. Hmm.
01:36:08
IGOTTADUMP
wait wait wait wait Just let me, trust me.
01:36:10
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, I think he's like like in his...
01:36:11
IGOTTADUMP
Everybody's going to fucking love this.
01:36:14
JohhnyCAGE
When he's at the salaryman bars and he's like, hold on. you guys You guys like him though, right? like You're not just saying it.
01:36:21
Steve-O
this is This is cool.
01:36:21
IGOTTADUMP
no no no here No, no, no, no,
01:36:22
Steve-O
This is cool, right?
01:36:23
JohhnyCAGE
You fuck it. He's a good idea, right? like He's not...
01:36:25
IGOTTADUMP
na a yeah yea an na nas No, No, no, no, no, I wouldn't, like, it's...
01:36:27
Steve-O
You know what's...
01:36:27
JohhnyCAGE
You're not fucking with me. I'll i'll fire you. oof We'll end your career, dude.
01:36:32
IGOTTADUMP
He's, like, fat, but, like, we love it.
01:36:35
Steve-O
He kind of looks like a corgi.
01:36:35
JohhnyCAGE
He's not too...
01:36:38
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, like, we love it.
01:36:38
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I don't.
01:36:39
IGOTTADUMP
We love that.
01:36:42
JohhnyCAGE
Hmm.
01:36:43
Steve-O
He doesn't look as much as a fox, but like a corgi a little.
01:36:45
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I guess like visually I was like, ew, but I think the game itself looks cool.
01:36:49
Steve-O
Well, here's...
01:36:51
JohhnyCAGE
What do you think of the ah the V tubing thing?
01:36:51
Steve-O
here's the thing that's interesting. Um, yeah, yeah. Here's the thing that I've heard. I've heard that they made that first and that's why the characters look the way they do is they,
01:37:05
JohhnyCAGE
so because they have to be big enough to cover your face essentially
01:37:09
Steve-O
ah yeah, basically they had to like make the faces human shape sized, um, So like the malls are kind of pushed in or the muzzles are pushed in a little bit and ah the eyes are in like definitely more human places. um Like Slippy definitely, you know, is like a little bit weird, but.
01:37:31
Steve-O
ah
01:37:31
JohhnyCAGE
where would you um I saw that and I was like, that's so fucking...
01:37:35
Steve-O
e I, you know, here's the thing, Devin.
01:37:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:37:39
Steve-O
it it It made me order a switch to camera. Because I think it would be really funny if I could pop into a chat as Fat Fox and just talk to you guys.
01:37:51
JohhnyCAGE
I want to know...
01:37:53
IGOTTADUMP
Uh-oh, what the hell are you doing?
01:37:55
JohhnyCAGE
none us have Switched 3, Steve.
01:37:56
Steve-O
Hey! Oh, my god
01:37:59
IGOTTADUMP
You know how tight that cockpit is?
01:37:59
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, man.
01:38:02
Steve-O
Oh, my God.
01:38:02
IGOTTADUMP
I can barely get out of it
01:38:02
JohhnyCAGE
Are you playing...
01:38:03
Steve-O
Oh, my God.
01:38:04
JohhnyCAGE
a
01:38:05
Steve-O
Oh, been hanging out with my Gia Cominabo. And that'll be good.
01:38:08
IGOTTADUMP
it. We've eating all the pasta.
01:38:11
Steve-O
Hey!
01:38:12
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:38:12
Steve-O
Hey! my goodness.
01:38:14
JohhnyCAGE
Are you playing Resident Evil Night Requiem? Oh, boy. I love that.
01:38:18
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:38:19
JohhnyCAGE
know, that zombie chef, it but you you make some good...
01:38:20
Steve-O
i I think Big Pussy's been talking to the feds.
01:38:24
IGOTTADUMP
Ha ha ha ha
01:38:27
Steve-O
uh kyle bossman had an interesting take he said it's very funny to me that for years and years nintendo have been like nah story doesn't matter in games just have the adventure be its thing you're playing you're having fun and then this is the game where they're like oh by the way we could do like full-on cinematic graphics and cut scenes and like voiceovers
01:38:41
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:38:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:38:52
JohhnyCAGE
It's so strange to me.
01:38:53
Steve-O
yeah
01:38:54
JohhnyCAGE
It's like just Star Fox just evades the rules like no one who cares.
01:39:03
Steve-O
$50. I'll take it. Nintendo is, you know, I think that, cause that's the thing.
01:39:04
IGOTTADUMP
$50 Devin. Hmm.
01:39:08
Steve-O
I think they went, Oh fuck, man, we got to raise the price of our console from all of this fucking shit. Fucking AI jacking up the Ram prices, fucking Trump's tariffs.
01:39:19
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, we got to call Luca Greco, dude.
01:39:22
Steve-O
Luca Greco needs to put a hit out. But before then, we're going to have to raise the consoles up and maybe we'll lower the games. Maybe we drop the games a little bit.
01:39:31
JohhnyCAGE
You know what? That's probably fair. I'll take that. I would gladly, well, let's not get crazy. I would be okay with spending $100 more dollars on a console if it meant all of the games dropped to $10.
01:39:48
Steve-O
I could agree with that.
01:39:49
JohhnyCAGE
You know?
01:39:50
Steve-O
I would buy more games.
01:39:51
JohhnyCAGE
That's 10 games. On my clip, that's that's fair.
01:39:55
Steve-O
In my head, hey, if if nobody's buying your games for your console, your console's basically as dead as Marco Montezello. You know, he's sleeping with the fishes.
01:40:05
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, no.
01:40:07
IGOTTADUMP
Don't bring him up in front of me.
01:40:10
JohhnyCAGE
think
01:40:14
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, Marco, Luca, what a time. But then they ran into Boris Gorski, dude. don't know, man.
01:40:21
IGOTTADUMP
The mad Russian.
01:40:22
JohhnyCAGE
The Madden.
01:40:22
Steve-O
It's interesting, though, because it's like Fox and Wolf. They definitely gave like kind of Irish, like um Scottish names to.
01:40:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, McLeod.
01:40:32
IGOTTADUMP
They're all Catholic.
01:40:32
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:40:34
Steve-O
O'Donnell, McLeod. Yeah.
01:40:35
IGOTTADUMP
They're all met at the same church.
01:40:39
Steve-O
The only way fucks it up is Slippy Toad.
01:40:42
IGOTTADUMP
Slippy...
01:40:43
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, yeah, because O'Hare, yeah.
01:40:44
IGOTTADUMP
No, you know, he's like Hesh on The Sopranos.
01:40:46
JohhnyCAGE
Lombardi? right It's Falco Lombardi, right?
01:40:50
Steve-O
faul off Falco Lombardi.
01:40:53
JohhnyCAGE
Big hockey fan.
01:40:53
Steve-O
Slippy Toad fucks it up.
01:40:54
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah,
01:40:54
Steve-O
That would be like if you were named like Chris Human.
01:40:57
JohhnyCAGE
dude, Slippy Toad.
01:40:57
IGOTTADUMP
i I have no problem with that name.
01:41:01
JohhnyCAGE
no i don't know what's going on Slippy Toad, man.
01:41:01
IGOTTADUMP
I'm okay with that.
01:41:04
JohhnyCAGE
It's funky dude.
01:41:05
IGOTTADUMP
He could be like, like hash from the Speranos, you know, you gotta, you gotta have other groups of people in your crime family. Isn't that what this is
01:41:15
JohhnyCAGE
You know, I think this...
01:41:16
Steve-O
Do a barrel roll, Christopher!
01:41:18
IGOTTADUMP
who
01:41:18
JohhnyCAGE
I'll be honest, this is just a naked attempt. A bold attempt. Very blatant. To get the Sonic fandom into the Star Fox.
01:41:28
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, I see. got that furry crossover.
01:41:28
JohhnyCAGE
They're trying to take that.
01:41:30
Steve-O
No, that's the thing, Devin.
01:41:30
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:41:31
Steve-O
I think they've made them too gross.
01:41:34
JohhnyCAGE
No, but I'm saying they're going like, I think he's too gross. So I've created my own version.
01:41:39
IGOTTADUMP
i think i think it'll I think it'll mold the meta, to be honest.
01:41:40
Steve-O
Oh, interesting.
01:41:40
JohhnyCAGE
And then...
01:41:41
Steve-O
Okay.
01:41:43
JohhnyCAGE
who Who wins?
01:41:43
Steve-O
I think that's the thing.
01:41:44
JohhnyCAGE
Who wins in a brawl?
01:41:44
Steve-O
We're in the...
01:41:45
JohhnyCAGE
Actually, I guess the Sonic.
01:41:45
Steve-O
we're in the oh
01:41:47
JohhnyCAGE
It's too... there's It's Legion, dude.
01:41:49
IGOTTADUMP
Like, if the game is good, I think it'll affect the the furry meta.
01:41:53
JohhnyCAGE
Furry men is out of... Well, out of control?
01:41:57
Steve-O
they just They just become too real.
01:41:57
JohhnyCAGE
i don't want to say out of control, but...
01:41:58
Steve-O
They become too strong at that point.
01:42:00
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's...
01:42:01
Steve-O
Because then it's just like...
01:42:02
JohhnyCAGE
They're gonna get a... Their numbers are gonna get bloomed.
01:42:04
IGOTTADUMP
I think that's this is Miyamoto's plan.
01:42:08
JohhnyCAGE
Miyamoto coming out as a...
01:42:10
IGOTTADUMP
needs ah He needs an army.
01:42:11
JohhnyCAGE
At the very least, he's a furry supporter.
01:42:13
IGOTTADUMP
i but i percent
01:42:14
JohhnyCAGE
have to be, right? You can't just like...
01:42:16
IGOTTADUMP
that's 100%. it's pro
01:42:16
IGOTTADUMP
It's pro.
01:42:16
JohhnyCAGE
What's up?
01:42:16
Steve-O
i think he might be a foe.
01:42:18
IGOTTADUMP
I'd say no. Nintendo, I think, is pro furry.
01:42:19
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, no. No, dude, because he's the man behind...
01:42:21
Steve-O
No, because he made these guys look fucking gross.
01:42:25
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but he's also like making them... again He's like shoving it. No one would push for this except for Miamondo.
01:42:31
IGOTTADUMP
I think he set the tone and now he's changing the the music.
01:42:34
Steve-O
I'm telling you, he's like, you know what?
01:42:35
JohhnyCAGE
You know, my favorite rumor, unsubstantiated rumor that I read was that this is secretly being developed by Ubisoft.
01:42:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:47
JohhnyCAGE
And they're like, that it would explain the character designs. I was like, would it?
01:42:51
IGOTTADUMP
a
01:42:52
JohhnyCAGE
was like, I don't know, maybe. Maybe.
01:42:55
IGOTTADUMP
I don't believe that for a second.
01:42:56
JohhnyCAGE
And they're like, but now they're they're not going to tell anybody. I'm just saying, maybe maybe run Fox in that DLLS S5 filter.
01:42:59
IGOTTADUMP
I don't believe that.
01:43:06
JohhnyCAGE
Maybe yossify him up a little.
01:43:06
Steve-O
Damn.
01:43:07
Steve-O
Damn.
01:43:08
JohhnyCAGE
Well, it's just like like everyone else said, right?
01:43:09
Steve-O
Nah, he doesn't need it. He's beautiful.
01:43:11
JohhnyCAGE
It's like he um he looked really good. and Despite how garbage that fucking Mario Galaxy movie is. Fox McCloud's character design was pretty good.
01:43:24
JohhnyCAGE
It was that was actually quite... Like, there's nothing to complain about.
01:43:27
Steve-O
Yeah, he looked like Fox McCloud.
01:43:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and this guy just looks like he ate Fox McCloud.
01:43:31
Steve-O
Kevin, I'm bored. Devin, I'm bored with Fox McCloud.
01:43:35
JohhnyCAGE
All right, all right.
01:43:37
Steve-O
one has cared about Star Fox since 1992. Or 96,
01:43:43
JohhnyCAGE
hi yeah I f played a lot of it.
01:43:46
Steve-O
I guess.
01:43:46
JohhnyCAGE
When I had an N64, I didn't have...
01:43:47
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:43:49
JohhnyCAGE
I owned like one n i in two N64 games and they're both WrestleMania and No Mercy.
01:43:55
Steve-O
Those are great games. Those are great games.
01:43:56
JohhnyCAGE
So I was at the whims of my friend Adam Klein who would bring over Star Fox. So I would play it, but I wasn't really...
01:44:02
Steve-O
You weren't allowed to play it.
01:44:03
JohhnyCAGE
I wasn't allowed to just like...
01:44:04
Steve-O
You'd watch him play it because that was a one-player game.
01:44:05
JohhnyCAGE
I watched him play a lot.
01:44:07
Steve-O
This one's out in a multiplayer mode, so you would have been able to play it as a kid had it had this mode, yeah.
01:44:07
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:44:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. I could have.
01:44:14
Steve-O
Which is going to be wild because I'm going to be playing multiplayer and my face is going to be freaking Panther Caruso
01:44:20
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, is that magnificent pig runs around your entire Star Wolf Armada pig mouth?
01:44:21
IGOTTADUMP
yeah ah
01:44:29
Steve-O
Dude, it's to be wild seeing peppy hair being like, you fucking piece of shit. Fucking get off my ass. Get off my ass. I'm going to like, wow, this is.
01:44:35
IGOTTADUMP
yeah they it's probably going to be the first Nintendo game with a lot of F-bombs
01:44:40
Steve-O
lot of F-bombs, dude.
01:44:43
JohhnyCAGE
It
01:44:43
IGOTTADUMP
what the fuck you talking about she makes me happy she makes me happy
01:44:45
Steve-O
I can't let you do that, to you motherfucker.
01:44:51
IGOTTADUMP
I'm like, you're cloud doom.
01:44:53
Steve-O
Woke up this morning. Got an R-wing.
01:44:56
JohhnyCAGE
Got my... school
01:44:58
Steve-O
Got an R-wing in my eye.
01:44:58
IGOTTADUMP
I met somebody. I met somebody.
01:45:01
Steve-O
All right. So Star Fox coming out next month.
01:45:03
JohhnyCAGE
Star Fox. a yeah no Yeah. And again, I will never besmirch a game that gets announced and they're like, by the way, it's coming out in like six weeks.
01:45:13
JohhnyCAGE
You can't...
01:45:14
Steve-O
This was, you know, Vicious, Vicious, if you're listening to this, what's your deal, man?
01:45:15
JohhnyCAGE
How mad can you be?
01:45:21
JohhnyCAGE
what is What's his deal?
01:45:21
Steve-O
What's your deal?
01:45:22
JohhnyCAGE
I can't remember it.
01:45:22
Steve-O
You came to my defense on this one. You remember when I was like, wow, this came out of nowhere.
01:45:27
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:45:28
Steve-O
And Vicious was like, oh, they put it in a movie, really not out of nowhere. I'm like, no, this came out of fucking nowhere.
01:45:34
JohhnyCAGE
yeah.
01:45:36
Steve-O
Get off your fucking high horse and get into the dirt with me.
01:45:36
JohhnyCAGE
Nah, he's a... That's a high horse. No, you're right. I agree. you Get into the mud with Pigma.
01:45:43
Steve-O
Get in the mud with the mud, bro.
01:45:46
JohhnyCAGE
With Pigma Dengar.
01:45:47
Steve-O
people.
01:45:49
JohhnyCAGE
With Pigma Dendario Baratheon. Fucking goddamn. Yeah, um... Speaking of, dude, you know what's funny is like, there's a great Star Fox game waiting to come out.
01:45:58
IGOTTADUMP
I think I'm related to Falco Lombardi.
01:46:01
Steve-O
You know, she's dead. to
01:46:02
IGOTTADUMP
He's like someone in my family. Yeah,
01:46:11
JohhnyCAGE
And it's just, it's never going to happen if they stay. Like, unchar Naughty Dog could make the best Star Fox game ever
01:46:20
IGOTTADUMP
they're really good.
01:46:21
JohhnyCAGE
Because I do think he's just as cool out of the cockpit fucking throwing Chun-Li kicks and shooting things with his gun.
01:46:22
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:46:29
Steve-O
oh yeah
01:46:29
JohhnyCAGE
Like, that's sick. And I get it. Like, they did that with Star Fox Adventures. It's just like, I don't... I think the the the game direction there was all off.
01:46:40
JohhnyCAGE
But, like, I don't think...
01:46:41
IGOTTADUMP
They got Falco with five Rico predicates.
01:46:44
JohhnyCAGE
You can get them out of the cockpit and it can be dope. And then they can get back in it. It doesn't have to just be them flying because they're too cool to not to just be stuck in the goddamn ships.
01:46:56
IGOTTADUMP
I think you could easily make like a ah cool Blade Runner-esque a game with Fox and like a legal animal tampering being the core focus of it.
01:47:10
IGOTTADUMP
Like
01:47:10
Steve-O
I'm saying though with this with this dirty dog style that they're switching it up to this this is more doable they do look like bio mutant characters I agree
01:47:10
JohhnyCAGE
You went real dark there.
01:47:16
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, they look like, they look like biomutant characters.
01:47:19
IGOTTADUMP
Exactly.
01:47:22
IGOTTADUMP
Like it could be like this this experimentation that's going on that's like evil when he's trying to get to the bottom of it, you know?
01:47:29
JohhnyCAGE
So, like, the first one comes out and he's like, kill me! And then that's like, he's just like a little amalgamation and they're like, slugs don't get to fly planes, what's going on here?
01:47:40
JohhnyCAGE
And then you find out Andross has been...
01:47:40
IGOTTADUMP
And then cut the fox eating noodles while it's raining and they're like, we got to call you in.
01:47:45
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:47:47
IGOTTADUMP
We got another run of
01:47:49
JohhnyCAGE
And that dog's like, we need the old McCloud back.
01:47:53
IGOTTADUMP
He haunts his own people.
01:47:56
Steve-O
This is interesting.
01:47:56
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, Star Wolf would be a sick fucking...
01:47:59
Steve-O
Oh, dude, Star Wolf could be their Shadow the Hedgehog.
01:48:02
IGOTTADUMP
I think Star Wolf would be like your your Roy Blatty in this scenario.
01:48:04
JohhnyCAGE
I've... that's what That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's Roy. um I do think Star Wolf might have been one of my very first, like...
01:48:09
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:48:17
JohhnyCAGE
Realizations that, like... It's a trope, right? There's like Spider-Man to Venom, Star Fox to Star Wolf. was like, oh, this is like a thing. And I'm into like Star Wolf fucking rocks, dude.
01:48:29
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
01:48:30
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah, I agree.
01:48:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, he's got an eyepatch.
01:48:31
IGOTTADUMP
The eye patch and everything.
01:48:32
JohhnyCAGE
And once he Star Wolf, Star Wolf's inclusion in Smash Brothers Brawl made me go, this is the superior roster to Melee.
01:48:46
JohhnyCAGE
And then Ultimate came out and kind of broke it all, right?
01:48:47
Steve-O
i agree
01:48:49
JohhnyCAGE
But as whack as Brawl it kind of is as a game, that roster is fucking sick. It's just no one will ever talk about it now because Ultimate's a thing.
01:49:00
JohhnyCAGE
But, dude, that roster was something to be lauded, I think, during its time.
01:49:07
Steve-O
The bra one? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:49:09
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, dude. it's a Yeah, it's just everything else about the game fucking stunk. But, all right. You, ah Anybody have any other games they want to talk about? Should we kind of get to the...
01:49:19
IGOTTADUMP
I think we got a lot of news to to run down, bro
01:49:20
JohhnyCAGE
We got a lot of news.
01:49:21
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:49:21
JohhnyCAGE
So let's...
01:49:22
Steve-O
Let's choose to choose through the news.
01:49:23
JohhnyCAGE
ah We'll chew through. i'll kind of go bottom up game wise because there's not that many game stories.
01:49:28
Steve-O
Okay.
01:49:29
JohhnyCAGE
So Sony, who's like, hey, we keep hearing all in in the news. how Xbox is doing things that's like not awful. And it's kind of slowly but surely getting goodwill back. How do we how do we stop that?
01:49:40
JohhnyCAGE
I know we should raise our own prices because fucking why not? Sony increases PlayStation Plus cost for new and lapsed subscribers.
01:49:53
JohhnyCAGE
why like why i don't know it's very stupid it's a dollar it's like not a lot but it's like why more we don't want more it's very obvious more is bad
01:49:56
Steve-O
i don't I don't know this. I saw that they also...
01:50:02
Steve-O
know It's such like a We're going to increase by $1. You're our most dedicated customers.
01:50:07
IGOTTADUMP
I think they got to pay the real Nathan Drake some money. Because he's real.
01:50:13
JohhnyCAGE
I hate it I hate it so much it's just I need one I need a hundred more fucking cents from you
01:50:14
Steve-O
I'll get off the couch, but I need one more dollar from everybody.
01:50:18
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's fair. He's not. You're to make another video game about my life. need another dollar.
01:50:26
Steve-O
I ain't Falco Lombardi. I ain't doing this for cheap.
01:50:28
IGOTTADUMP
a
01:50:31
JohhnyCAGE
ah you You want that damage and stuff? You go down to Slippy Toad. Lombardi treatment.
01:50:35
Steve-O
Oh,
01:50:37
IGOTTADUMP
Now let me tell you the story about I found the people in the center of the world.
01:50:42
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
01:50:42
Steve-O
my God.
01:50:44
JohhnyCAGE
would you would you Would you believe it? Dinosaur Planet. It's crazy. I don't understand it.
01:50:50
IGOTTADUMP
I killed every one of them.
01:50:52
Steve-O
Every one of them. Oh, and by the way, in the center the world, there's a monsters. Monsters are real.
01:50:58
JohhnyCAGE
Also, did you know your dad is just you with aviators on?
01:50:58
IGOTTADUMP
and the dead.
01:51:01
JohhnyCAGE
It's wild. i had no idea.
01:51:02
Steve-O
That's wild. That's just you.
01:51:04
JohhnyCAGE
I didn't know that was like how dads were. I don't have a dad, but apparently it's a weird dad. That's crazy.
01:51:10
IGOTTADUMP
All I care, we're getting another Uncharted game.
01:51:10
JohhnyCAGE
every I didn't know everybody was like that.
01:51:12
IGOTTADUMP
about.
01:51:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:51:16
Steve-O
But not for cheap.
01:51:16
IGOTTADUMP
i car about
01:51:16
JohhnyCAGE
Nathan's Nathan Drake's dad with aviators.
01:51:17
Steve-O
Not for cheap.
01:51:20
Steve-O
I can't let you do this, Nathan Drakefather.
01:51:24
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:51:25
Steve-O
um
01:51:25
JohhnyCAGE
That's going to be a tough, that's a tough bit to drop. Fucking Starbucks Italian.
01:51:30
Steve-O
we're gonna We're going to keep doing Sony also announced that um they're no longer doing single player games for PC now.
01:51:32
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. Okay. ah
01:51:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it was kind of, it was kind of like strongly rumored. And I think they basically confirmed that.
01:51:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:51:44
JohhnyCAGE
I think they said single player narrative games are not going to go on PC.
01:51:44
Steve-O
I think that's a smart move.
01:51:50
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:51:50
Steve-O
That's smart. I think that's smart.
01:51:53
JohhnyCAGE
I think it kind of is too solely soly based on...
01:51:56
IGOTTADUMP
It'll get me to boot my PlayStation back up again.
01:51:58
Steve-O
Right, exactly.
01:51:59
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and also solely just based on the fact that
Industry Trends and Financial Implications
01:52:02
JohhnyCAGE
they're like, listen, we had games on there and they weren't selling that well. So, like, why lose that prestige status for, like...
01:52:12
JohhnyCAGE
400,000 copies of a game on that's sold on PC.
01:52:15
Steve-O
Right.
01:52:16
JohhnyCAGE
It's like, just fucking just buy it. And you know, I'm not saying it's it's friendly, but it makes sense financially.
01:52:25
Steve-O
is the cost of like making a switch to version of Indiana Jones and the, the great big circle is is that going to beget having a real, it's a real big fucking circle.
01:52:34
IGOTTADUMP
Hmm. That circle's so big. It's fucking huge.
01:52:41
Steve-O
um
01:52:41
JohhnyCAGE
I better fly through that with my fucking pasta boat, my pasta wing.
01:52:41
IGOTTADUMP
God damn.
01:52:43
Steve-O
but well, I do a pasta roll.
01:52:44
IGOTTADUMP
ah ah
01:52:46
JohhnyCAGE
Oh. Yeah.
01:52:50
Steve-O
um But yeah, I don't i don't think they evened out. Because like you said, they like they don't they don't sell that many on the other on the other platforms.
01:52:57
JohhnyCAGE
yeah For whatever reason, like the PC snobs are very, and I, and I use that term intentionally. I think like,
01:53:05
Steve-O
You're right.
01:53:06
JohhnyCAGE
They're du're just fucking snobs the about it. I'm not going to play like fucking that PlayStation game on my Steam.
01:53:12
Steve-O
I've noticed PC gamers have a tendency to be like, whoa, this game is $12? I'll wait until it's $8.
01:53:20
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. I've talked to them on this very podcast.
01:53:21
IGOTTADUMP
Well, they bathe they paid val
01:53:23
Steve-O
I don't know who you're talking about.
01:53:25
IGOTTADUMP
they paid thousands of dollars for their PC.
01:53:25
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:53:25
Steve-O
deny
01:53:28
IGOTTADUMP
They got to some ROI, man.
01:53:29
JohhnyCAGE
well I'm in the hole right now.
01:53:31
Steve-O
i
01:53:31
JohhnyCAGE
You don't understand.
01:53:33
Steve-O
Come on, but is it front and slop though?
01:53:34
IGOTTADUMP
it
01:53:35
Steve-O
Then I'll play it.
01:53:36
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah. So, ah yeah, I mean, i don't want to say it's like awesome, but as somebody who owns a PS5 Pro, i am I feel, no, I don't think it ever c clenched.
01:53:49
IGOTTADUMP
Your butt clenched up a little bit and you're, you're, or where I did and now it unclenched.
01:53:55
JohhnyCAGE
It's just like, cool.
01:53:56
IGOTTADUMP
Hmm. I think I clenched it.
01:53:57
JohhnyCAGE
I feel more, and it only unclenched once I realized I got in, I overpaid for a console before it got even more expensive.
01:54:06
Steve-O
Yes, which is weird, dude.
01:54:06
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:54:06
JohhnyCAGE
so
01:54:08
Steve-O
Dude, that's so weird. Like we paid for a console five years ago.
01:54:10
JohhnyCAGE
The worst trend in gaming.
01:54:13
Steve-O
i remember when we bought PS threes and then like the year later that thing dropped. Not anymore.
01:54:22
JohhnyCAGE
And it's, it's not just more expensive. It's like noticeably more.
01:54:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:54:26
JohhnyCAGE
It's not like, ah, you know, it went 20 bucks. It's like, it's hundreds of dollars more money now. And it's,
01:54:31
Steve-O
It's like $600, $700. Noble
01:54:33
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and not that i'm I'm rolling in it by any e stretch, but ah it's I have no interest in building any PC anytime soon because you're gravy, dude.
01:54:43
Steve-O
with RAM prices and shit.
01:54:45
JohhnyCAGE
No thank you. so and and And, you know, it's not really newsworthy, but people are like, oh my God, Sony said they don't know when they're going to come out with a new PS6.
01:54:46
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:54:58
JohhnyCAGE
And I'm like, fuck, I don't... I'm good. They can't afford it.
01:55:01
Steve-O
they
01:55:02
JohhnyCAGE
I can't afford it. You know, so if Sony's like, dude, I don't know.
01:55:03
Steve-O
We can wait.
01:55:06
JohhnyCAGE
Like, you think I'm going to be able to fucking shoulder that? No, dude. Like, take your time. This generation is already infamous for not having a lot of, ah you know, output in terms of, like, first party or even super noticeable, like, notable games.
01:55:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:55:24
JohhnyCAGE
So, like, I'm good with another two years with this fucking thing.
01:55:27
Steve-O
Yeah, I don't, I don't, do make it three, four or five.
01:55:32
IGOTTADUMP
Like you guys didn't do enough yet.
01:55:32
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, you didn't do because it's like I don't know.
01:55:34
Steve-O
Yeah, like I don't.
01:55:34
IGOTTADUMP
not. um i'm a
01:55:38
JohhnyCAGE
People, they keep talking about how they're like figuring out how to get the the pipeline to move quick quicker. It hasn't happened yet, but if it does then let's stay here.
01:55:51
JohhnyCAGE
Let's stay here for a little bit longer.
01:55:52
Steve-O
Yeah. What are the legendary exclusive PS5 games that released?
01:55:58
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, what are those games?
01:56:00
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, dude, I have no fucking clue.
01:56:00
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Like legendary. I mean, like, listen, I will say Astro Bot is still phenomenal, but like.
01:56:10
Steve-O
Astro Bot. I'll even count um God of War, Ragnarok and Spider-Man 2.
01:56:15
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah.
01:56:18
Steve-O
um
01:56:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, OK, Spider-Man 2, think um ah Ghost of Yote, I think is definitely worth it.
01:56:23
Steve-O
Dark Souls was cool. Yote, that's fair. um But I feel like, you know, we're we're kind of struggling to put like five on one hand. PS4, dude, we could go hog wild.
01:56:39
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:56:40
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Returnal, Saros just came out. um Death Stranding, even though I think that's...
01:56:47
IGOTTADUMP
I think that came out on Steam, too, didn't it?
01:56:47
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know where that's at.
01:56:49
Steve-O
Okay.
01:56:50
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it might have.
01:56:50
Steve-O
um
01:56:50
JohhnyCAGE
It might have. it might have Yeah.
01:56:51
Steve-O
Yeah, a few of these are on Steam, but, you know, um being lenient I'm being
01:56:53
JohhnyCAGE
Gran Turismo.
01:56:56
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah.
01:56:57
Steve-O
I'm being figuring.
01:56:57
JohhnyCAGE
Horizon, here even though those are those are on PC and sold fucking 20 copies, so...
01:57:01
Steve-O
um might be I might be jumping a bit here, but it's tied to the PlayStation talks. um Sony reported that Bungie has been a big loss leader.
01:57:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, they really ah threw them under the bus, didn't they?
01:57:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:57:20
JohhnyCAGE
um Yeah.
01:57:21
IGOTTADUMP
They're getting ready to... Getting
01:57:22
JohhnyCAGE
They... They call it a, the official term is a impairment loss.
01:57:25
IGOTTADUMP
ready to...
01:57:29
JohhnyCAGE
And what that means is essentially they were like, we paid, i think $2.3 billion dollars um for, for Bungie, which is a lot of money. I think we can all admit that overpaid.
01:57:50
JohhnyCAGE
I don't think anyone saw that was like, what a steal. Yeah. And an impairment loss is basically they're like, we paid this much. um Whatever we paid for, this is now worth this much now. And it's $765 million dollars less than that. So billion minus at. Um,
01:58:11
JohhnyCAGE
seven hundred and sixty five million they're like this is where we're at um So they're like, we're taking a big bath on this. It's still worth some money. um It's just, we lost almost a billion dollars of, of worth out of that. And oddly, no layoffs, um not no major layoffs from marathon or from Bungie and,
01:58:42
JohhnyCAGE
I think, honestly, it's because they're super hesitant because they want to get their fucking money back um in some form or fashion from Bungie.
01:58:47
Steve-O
Right.
01:58:52
Steve-O
That's a weird catch 22 where it's like you have lost us so much money.
01:58:52
JohhnyCAGE
us Yeah, because they can't gut the studio.
01:58:55
Steve-O
If we got you, then we have just completely just wasted that money that we spent.
01:58:58
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:59:01
JohhnyCAGE
And they don't... I think they're more hesitant to gut it financially for financial reasons than they are to kill Bungie, which would be... I think kind of a landmark closure, you know, and it's like Sony killed bugs.
01:59:12
Steve-O
Right.
01:59:15
JohhnyCAGE
You what the fuck?
01:59:15
Steve-O
You know what?
01:59:15
JohhnyCAGE
But it's.
01:59:15
Steve-O
Lean into it lean it. Be like, we killed your guy, Xbox.
01:59:19
JohhnyCAGE
You fuck. We fucking bought that bitch and I fuck.
01:59:22
Steve-O
We made him squeal!
01:59:25
IGOTTADUMP
That's poor Joker.
01:59:25
Steve-O
um
01:59:26
IGOTTADUMP
That's a pure Joker move right there.
01:59:27
JohhnyCAGE
It's like a real evil villain type shit.
01:59:29
IGOTTADUMP
poor joker that's a be jokeer right there
01:59:31
Steve-O
but
01:59:32
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
01:59:33
Steve-O
ah
01:59:33
JohhnyCAGE
um But it's. I think the only, I'm not saying Sony's ah innocent in all this, but I think a lot of people don't really go like, man, Bungie really got fucked over by Sony.
01:59:49
JohhnyCAGE
It's like, Bungie has just been gotten worse and worse over the years.
01:59:54
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:59:56
JohhnyCAGE
Because, sorry, 3.6 billion.
01:59:56
Steve-O
You did a discussion about that where you were like, Halo, real big into story and lore, and then Destiny, I don't know as much.
02:00:04
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Ironically, too much story because by the time Halo 3 came out, don't think only thing anybody cared about the story, but like Bungie cared. And that is something i appreciate.
02:00:12
Steve-O
Right.
02:00:14
JohhnyCAGE
I'm like, you know what? I still appreciate that they're going for it. Like they want to tell a story and that's cool.
02:00:20
Steve-O
Right.
02:00:22
JohhnyCAGE
And then, and Halo is the biggest thing in in the world at that time.
02:00:28
Steve-O
Right.
02:00:29
JohhnyCAGE
Destiny comes out. And it's it's kind of a fifty fifty really more multiplayer than story, but like it's it's melded in there. And still pretty popular, but it's it's no longer what it was.
02:00:44
JohhnyCAGE
And now Marathon seems to be mostly multiplayer. Granted, I haven't played a second of Marathon, but seems mostly multiplayer-based. There's no real shared lore story happening, except in very small... ah features and and marathons by far smaller than destiny was, which is a magnitude smaller than that.
02:01:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:01:07
JohhnyCAGE
And it's like, what's the correlation? And it's like, maybe you guys ah just stop giving a fuck about people that would be interested in um playing a game for a
02:01:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:01:19
JohhnyCAGE
And it's, I don't know, man.
02:01:21
Steve-O
I remember playing Destiny 1 and being genuinely like shocked. that there was like no, no attempt to even try and explain what was going on outside of like online entries that you had to collect and read on their website.
02:01:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's ah it was always stupid. But I don't know, man.
02:01:46
IGOTTADUMP
What about Peter Dinklage?
02:01:48
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, yeah, that's right.
02:01:49
Steve-O
That wizard came from the moon.
02:01:52
JohhnyCAGE
It's the guy with...
02:01:53
Steve-O
He's a bad voice actor. I'm sorry, Peter Dinklage. You're a great actor, but like. Maybe you just don't know how to be directed while like in just like a booth.
02:02:01
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, don't translate well.
02:02:04
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:02:04
JohhnyCAGE
I think, I think, they I think, um, what's his name?
02:02:05
IGOTTADUMP
Don't translate well.
02:02:07
JohhnyCAGE
Marty McDonald explained it kind of. He was just like, the story kept changing. Cause like they couldn't commit to a plot essentially.
02:02:19
JohhnyCAGE
And, uh, he was just like, he was getting pages that were like a day old in terms of like what the script was. And then at that point, the I think the voice director was like, I don't fucking know, man.
02:02:34
JohhnyCAGE
Just say the word. like he hadn't the He was like, he didn't even know.
02:02:36
Steve-O
You think they were just like all annoyed? They were just all annoyed in the booth that day?
02:02:39
JohhnyCAGE
i think I think it got of turned into that. They were like, dude, like I don't know what to tell you because I don't fucking know what's going on. so
02:02:45
Steve-O
tell you what, if it was Robin Williams, it would have been legendary.
02:02:48
JohhnyCAGE
But dude, yeah. Yeah. You know who would have made that infinitely cooler? Robin Pistachio. No one is...
02:02:58
Steve-O
the fuck is Robin Pistachio?
02:03:00
JohhnyCAGE
except Sorry. Robin Mustachio.
02:03:05
Steve-O
I'm a Robin, by the way, if you can't tell from my name.
02:03:07
JohhnyCAGE
Have you noticed my mech suit, Batman?
02:03:11
Steve-O
Batman.
02:03:12
JohhnyCAGE
All right. I like how I was like, we need to get away from this. And then I bring it back in the worst way. Okay. um We talked about Marvel Cosmic. Okay, let's get into some amount TV movie stuff. And again, we're a few weeks old, but ah there was a Kate Fear trailer.
Trailer Reactions and Expectations
02:03:31
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know how you guys feel about a Cape Fear Apple TV series.
02:03:36
Steve-O
You said you needed a reason for Apple TV, Devin.
02:03:39
JohhnyCAGE
This is not it, even though I really like Cape Fear.
02:03:42
IGOTTADUMP
Is Amy Ryan Robert De Niro?
02:03:45
JohhnyCAGE
No. um um no
02:03:46
IGOTTADUMP
Or out Amy Adams, excuse me.
02:03:49
JohhnyCAGE
she's um She's the lawyer.
02:03:51
IGOTTADUMP
She's the prosecutor.
02:03:52
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:03:53
IGOTTADUMP
She's the lawyer. Hmm.
02:03:54
JohhnyCAGE
And Javier Bardem is...
02:03:55
IGOTTADUMP
i think
02:03:57
JohhnyCAGE
Is ah the... is Yeah, it's the castings, not bad. It's just like, okay, let's go. um Cool news for a cool guy, Matthew Lillard added to Superman 2, Man of Tomorrow.
02:04:11
JohhnyCAGE
Pretty sick.
02:04:12
Steve-O
That's great. I think people, after what Quentin Tarantino said about him, I think people have been on a like, oh, come on, man.
02:04:17
IGOTTADUMP
Paul Dano. Yeah.
02:04:20
JohhnyCAGE
You know what's funny?
02:04:20
Steve-O
Let's put him in our thing.
02:04:21
JohhnyCAGE
is i Is I never heard what he said about Matthew Lillard. I heard of what he said about... um
02:04:27
IGOTTADUMP
paul dana
02:04:27
JohhnyCAGE
Paul Dano never heard what he said about Matthew Lillard.
02:04:30
Steve-O
It was all the same sentence. like Literally, he listed he listed three actors.
02:04:31
JohhnyCAGE
It's basically the same.
02:04:35
Steve-O
and
02:04:37
JohhnyCAGE
Oh man. Who was the third one who gets no love?
02:04:37
Steve-O
Paul Lillard.
02:04:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:04:39
Steve-O
um I'll look it up real quick, but you keep going.
02:04:42
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. You look it up. Uh, we got evil dead burn trailer. Um,
02:04:47
IGOTTADUMP
I saw that um trailer recently. i didn't, you know, I don't know why I didn't see it up until this week. That looks really good.
02:04:58
JohhnyCAGE
looks good right it kind of gives me um like re7 hillbilly killer vibes right yeah so and even though i think i was slightly disappointed rise like i just really like how some phantoms can be snobs i feel like evil dead fans are like whatever dude hell yeah i'm in like we're just happy to get more yeah
02:04:59
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Yeah.
02:05:04
IGOTTADUMP
because there's a lot going on in that trailer. It's just brutal as fuck.
02:05:22
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:05:22
Steve-O
We're just happy.
02:05:23
Steve-O
We're just happy to have it a
02:05:25
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that this looks right up that alley.
02:05:27
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:05:28
IGOTTADUMP
I'm okay with that.
02:05:29
JohhnyCAGE
um
02:05:31
Steve-O
a good...
02:05:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:05:31
Steve-O
Mm-hmm. The third actor was Owen Wilson.
02:05:32
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:05:35
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
02:05:36
JohhnyCAGE
Listen, i enjoy me Owen Wilson, but no one's come to his defense, and I feel that's bit odd.
02:05:41
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
02:05:41
Steve-O
No.
02:05:42
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
02:05:42
JohhnyCAGE
That's a bit strange. Maybe they're like, he doesn't need it. He's in those fucking Wes Anderson movies.
02:05:45
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
02:05:45
Steve-O
know He's got a famous brother who will take care
02:05:50
JohhnyCAGE
He's in those Wes Anderson movies. He's fine. um The Odyssey trailer. I saw this. I liked it. Although I didn't really think about it after, but this fell into the internet thing of, I think personally, trying to fucking rage bait click farm by talking about how bad this looks.
02:06:00
IGOTTADUMP
I'm in.
02:06:12
IGOTTADUMP
Oh yeah. Of course. It's
02:06:14
JohhnyCAGE
And I'm like, are we talking about the same director and trailer that?
02:06:19
IGOTTADUMP
all generated by Elon Musk's bots.
02:06:22
JohhnyCAGE
Oh yeah. That's part of it too. Right. I mean, yeah, it's just like,
02:06:25
IGOTTADUMP
This is what all this is.
02:06:27
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know. Maybe we just go with the body of work. Maybe we just go, oh, it's Christopher Nolan who rarely has misses, if any.
02:06:40
IGOTTADUMP
Maybe we just go that this is a fantastical story featuring Cyclopses and Hydras and it doesn't really matter whose who.
02:06:45
JohhnyCAGE
Yes. i The only thing i will say was a bit strange were the American accents and
02:06:49
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that is
02:06:57
IGOTTADUMP
yeah that is a little weird. I'll give you that.
02:06:58
JohhnyCAGE
and And there's a scene where Tom Holland's like, my dad's going to come back.
02:06:58
IGOTTADUMP
little jarry.
02:07:03
JohhnyCAGE
And I was like, that's fucking weird. That's a weird. Like, wait till my dad gets over. He says something like, not your father. and I do think tinfoil hat is it's because Matt Damon's like, I have no ability to do a ah British accent.
02:07:10
IGOTTADUMP
My dad's coming home.
02:07:19
JohhnyCAGE
So I'm just not going to try.
02:07:20
IGOTTADUMP
yeah That's controlled the whole production.
02:07:22
JohhnyCAGE
I'm wondering how much of that's like that. David's like, dude, I can't do. I just can't do it. So it'd be weird, right?
02:07:32
IGOTTADUMP
I'm, again, it's a myth. It could be told in many different ways.
02:07:35
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Fuck it. Right. Yeah. We're talking about Cyclops.
02:07:37
IGOTTADUMP
it it's been told in many different ways.
02:07:38
JohhnyCAGE
cause
02:07:39
IGOTTADUMP
Shit. Oh, no. Oh brother. Where art thou is literally the odyssey.
02:07:42
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. I just, uh, yeah, it's just, yeah. People are like, this looks terrible. And I'm like, okay, cool. Sure, dude.
02:07:49
IGOTTADUMP
Let's see what they're going to do. Let's see what, what he's got.
02:07:51
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:07:52
IGOTTADUMP
Let's see what this American myth of the odyssey is going to be. Cause that's what it is
02:07:56
JohhnyCAGE
Well, Chris, I want you to keep, I want you to take that. i want you to take that vibe, that energy and keep it because Peacock's developing a Fast and Furious TV series. So keep that positivity.
02:08:07
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, Vin Diesel. Hello, I'm Vin Diesel.
02:08:11
JohhnyCAGE
Vindy Tell.
02:08:13
IGOTTADUMP
Frenchman Supreme.
02:08:15
JohhnyCAGE
I think the the best response to this I heard was like, hey, can we just get that last movie instead? Like we don't need, we don't need that. we I just want to see the last movie. Can we do that?
02:08:27
IGOTTADUMP
they can't They can't go any higher than space. I think they're starting to realize that now.
02:08:30
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but like literally not that I care, but I do because I have a sickness, but they ended it's on a cliffhanger.
02:08:37
IGOTTADUMP
I know it is.
02:08:38
JohhnyCAGE
is
02:08:39
IGOTTADUMP
So what?
02:08:39
JohhnyCAGE
I need to know how it ends as stupid as it can be. I just need to know.
02:08:45
IGOTTADUMP
And Diesel's stuck in that little tube and he can't get out, right?
02:08:47
JohhnyCAGE
oh
02:08:48
IGOTTADUMP
Is that what happened?
02:08:50
JohhnyCAGE
You know what? I almost don't remember.
02:08:52
IGOTTADUMP
I made that up.
02:08:52
JohhnyCAGE
No.
02:08:52
IGOTTADUMP
I don't know.
02:08:54
JohhnyCAGE
no um Lobo... Lobo blew up the dam.
02:08:58
IGOTTADUMP
Steve told me he was stuck in a tube.
02:08:59
JohhnyCAGE
He blew up, like, the Hoover Dam or something. As if Vin Diesel can't drive his way out of that problem. But still.
02:09:06
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's easy. It's water. You can drop on water.
02:09:08
JohhnyCAGE
But, you know... I just thought... Thought they'd just be further along.
02:09:12
IGOTTADUMP
He'll be fine. Devin, he'll be fine.
02:09:14
JohhnyCAGE
Alright, alright.
02:09:15
IGOTTADUMP
He'll be fine.
02:09:16
JohhnyCAGE
um This trailer i do think looks sick. Wildwood trailer. By Laika... Laika Studios. It's the guy who did Coraline. It's the guy who did Kubo and the Two Strings.
02:09:30
IGOTTADUMP
Familiar with Cuba.
02:09:31
JohhnyCAGE
um Yeah. they I think this is like more CG than stop motion, but it looks in that stop motion vibe, which...
02:09:42
IGOTTADUMP
They captured it in computer generated effects.
02:09:43
JohhnyCAGE
I mean, I don't know, man. I'm just... Yeah, they they they they captured the vibe. um'm I'm pretty bricked up about it, we'll say.
02:09:54
JohhnyCAGE
um Batman 2 gets official cast announcements of Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan.
02:10:00
IGOTTADUMP
Woo.
02:10:03
JohhnyCAGE
um I think the the rumor is Stan's dent, right?
02:10:03
IGOTTADUMP
Sebastian Stan Two-Face.
02:10:07
IGOTTADUMP
The rumor is...
02:10:07
JohhnyCAGE
I think that's the rumor.
02:10:08
IGOTTADUMP
Not only is he dead, but there is no origin.
02:10:09
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:10:12
IGOTTADUMP
he is Two-Face in the beginning.
02:10:14
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, just, okay. Okay. And Scarlett Johansson is just going to be somebody who's beautiful on screen.
02:10:17
IGOTTADUMP
Off the off get. brah
02:10:23
IGOTTADUMP
Now they're going to introduce Three-Face, which is something that they didn't really do too much in the Batman comics.
02:10:26
JohhnyCAGE
oh that makes sense. That makes a lot of sense, actually.
02:10:29
Steve-O
Three minutes.
02:10:32
IGOTTADUMP
But he's really something. So hope guys are prepared.
02:10:34
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Um. ah shock This dropped today, and I was actually pleasantly surprised. Lantern's ah official teaser to this.
02:10:44
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, didn't see this.
02:10:46
JohhnyCAGE
this um This has allayed some of my concerns of like, man, you know, to be really annoying is Green Lantern being in a fucking Yellowstone type environment and for some reason can't solve the problem within 10 seconds because he's Green Lantern.
02:11:06
JohhnyCAGE
Like that's been a concern from the other trailer. um This shows a little bit more superhero isms happening. And I was just like, oh, sick.
02:11:17
JohhnyCAGE
I'm down. And then we got something I'm actually down on. I'm officially out, guys. I'm out.
02:11:25
Steve-O
You're out. You're done.
02:11:28
JohhnyCAGE
Her Private Hell by Nicholas Wining Refn.
02:11:30
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, Devin. Oh, I'm not.
02:11:32
JohhnyCAGE
I'm dude, I'm out.
02:11:32
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, oh, I'm not. Oh, oh, I'm not.
02:11:35
JohhnyCAGE
I'm out. I betcha it's going to be weird, it's going to nonsensical, and it's going to have a stupid ending.
02:11:36
IGOTTADUMP
Oh.
02:11:42
IGOTTADUMP
The premise of the film is it is a dystopian future in which there is a strange fog that causes people to go insane.
02:11:55
JohhnyCAGE
Listen, I'd be psyched if that was literally any other director.
02:11:59
Steve-O
Hmm. Hmm.
02:11:59
IGOTTADUMP
ah
02:11:59
JohhnyCAGE
I really would. I'd be like, wow that's that sounds sick. This is going be weird, and
02:12:03
IGOTTADUMP
I am in.
02:12:05
JohhnyCAGE
uh i'm not listen i hope it's good but i i will not be excited for it how about that i i can't um yeah i might do that well i'm going i'm not gonna have fun i've done worse i've seen worse dude yeah um what's interesting i didn't realize this but uh apparently um well one this is his first movie in a minute i think it's been like
02:12:06
IGOTTADUMP
This awesome.
02:12:13
IGOTTADUMP
You can come to the movies with your arms folded. That'll be funny.
02:12:16
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:12:20
IGOTTADUMP
and
02:12:31
JohhnyCAGE
10 years or something since the last movie. But apparently he, he had some serious health issues. He said he was dead for 20 minutes.
02:12:40
IGOTTADUMP
Yes, I think...
02:12:41
Steve-O
Whoa.
02:12:41
JohhnyCAGE
He had a, he had like a heart valve league gigs or something guide and then had to like relearn how to fucking walk and stuff.
02:12:45
IGOTTADUMP
Yep, some genetic issue.
02:12:45
Steve-O
Oh, damn.
02:12:50
JohhnyCAGE
So he's like, he got, I guess, reinvigorated to like make movies again.
02:12:57
IGOTTADUMP
Fuck yes.
02:12:58
JohhnyCAGE
So I'll be honest, that part's interesting.
02:13:00
IGOTTADUMP
Great story.
02:13:01
JohhnyCAGE
But also that makes me think he's not, he's going to go, I give even less of a fuck.
02:13:01
IGOTTADUMP
Great story.
02:13:06
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
02:13:06
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, then I'm in even harder.
02:13:08
JohhnyCAGE
i could die I could die at any point. Why well why do I care about with sensical plot?
02:13:14
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Yep.
02:13:17
JohhnyCAGE
Another movie, I am actually, I hope is good.
02:13:18
IGOTTADUMP
yep
02:13:24
JohhnyCAGE
This trailer for the movie Hope. It is made by the director's name. I cannot remember off the top of my head, but it's the guy who did The Wailing, which is an all-timer for me, to be honest.
02:13:40
IGOTTADUMP
Now, Devin, I've heard both, I've heard a good review, a great review, and a terrible review for this.
02:13:45
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. So, i will say, not to be biased against weird horror comics
02:13:58
JohhnyCAGE
Korean, Vietnamese, ah you know, and space. ah Aliens is an interesting take.
02:14:07
IGOTTADUMP
It is.
02:14:09
JohhnyCAGE
And it doesn't look bad. It looks action-packed, which might be a problem.
02:14:14
IGOTTADUMP
I heard an action masterpiece and I heard a poorly scripted CGI mess.
02:14:17
JohhnyCAGE
Really? Ooh.
02:14:22
IGOTTADUMP
That's the two reviews.
02:14:23
JohhnyCAGE
It could be, but that's, you know what that sounds like? That sounds like one James Cameron or a Michael Bay.
02:14:26
IGOTTADUMP
A mix.
02:14:30
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
02:14:32
JohhnyCAGE
You know what I mean? It's like both things can be true.
02:14:33
IGOTTADUMP
It
02:14:36
JohhnyCAGE
um The trailer is pretty sick.
02:14:40
IGOTTADUMP
looks cool.
02:14:40
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. um
02:14:42
IGOTTADUMP
It looks a little like, if I'm honest, it looks a little like, oh my god, what is it?
02:14:48
JohhnyCAGE
Quiet Place.
02:14:49
IGOTTADUMP
No, yeah, Quiet Place, thank you.
02:14:50
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. Yeah. Um, no, dude, like, yeah. Nay Hong Jin, um, who did the whaling yellow sea and the chaser. I haven't seen any of those other ones.
02:15:01
JohhnyCAGE
I've only seen the whaling.
02:15:01
IGOTTADUMP
I did like that giant weird Elder Achar thing they had in the trailer. It was like that man with the crab legs.
02:15:11
JohhnyCAGE
Oh yeah. Yeah. Um, no, dude, like,
02:15:13
IGOTTADUMP
That was cool. Don't
02:15:15
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, shit. Shit, yeah. In the remote South Korean village of Hope Harbor, police chief and officer sung are called to find a mysterious creature. Yeah.
02:15:29
JohhnyCAGE
Cadre of hunters.
02:15:31
IGOTTADUMP
love me a good crab, man. i always said that.
02:15:34
Steve-O
You know, that's a real good thing.
02:15:34
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. What begins as ignorant plants that seed.
02:15:36
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's hard not to like a good crab, man. It's like how Devin likes mechs.
02:15:39
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:15:40
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:15:42
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, that's a good, that's a good weak spot to have crab men.
02:15:43
IGOTTADUMP
I like a good... lincoln do
02:15:45
Steve-O
Crab people,
Humorous Debates and Mortal Kombat 2 Spoilers
02:15:47
Steve-O
crab people.
02:15:47
IGOTTADUMP
i like... Yeah, whenever is a good like representation of a half-man, half-crustacean, or scorpion, I'm in.
02:15:55
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:15:55
JohhnyCAGE
So you like the Scorpene King.
02:15:59
IGOTTADUMP
I like the CGI. Well, yeah I could be as nitpicky as you about this, that would
02:16:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:16:03
Steve-O
ah He liked the book more than the movie..........
02:16:07
IGOTTADUMP
the book written by by Cormac McCarthy uh is uh it's incredible but um no the CGI
02:16:15
JohhnyCAGE
you you fucking leapt head first in that pool.
02:16:19
IGOTTADUMP
the CGI for the Scorpion King in the mummy 2 mummy uh that is quite awful that's didn't pick that pretty hard
02:16:28
JohhnyCAGE
You know what? I will admit it is bad, but I don't think it's like the worst ever. People, i think, overhate that.
02:16:35
IGOTTADUMP
Now, i do I can nitpick even more. It can't be like a crab man or a lobster man with a human face. It's a different thing. Okay? It needs to have the torso of a man.
02:16:48
IGOTTADUMP
The body of a crab.
02:16:48
JohhnyCAGE
But i the head of a crab, though.
02:16:53
Steve-O
Yeah, you just named the body twice.
02:16:53
IGOTTADUMP
No. No.
02:16:55
JohhnyCAGE
He said torso in the body.
02:16:57
Steve-O
yeah
02:16:57
JohhnyCAGE
dude I'm so fucking cool.
02:16:57
IGOTTADUMP
Well, like the torso and the legs of a crab.
02:17:00
JohhnyCAGE
He needs a fort.
02:17:01
IGOTTADUMP
Like centaur style.
02:17:03
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:17:04
JohhnyCAGE
But what's his what's that mug look like? Is it a human mug or no?
02:17:04
IGOTTADUMP
It can't just be like a face on a...
02:17:08
IGOTTADUMP
yeah yeah, it's human. It's like a centaur.
02:17:10
Steve-O
But like, it's got a claws for hands, right?
02:17:11
JohhnyCAGE
still like this So like the so like this Scorpion King.
02:17:12
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's a claws.
02:17:15
JohhnyCAGE
You're just describing exactly the Scorpion
02:17:16
IGOTTADUMP
Kinda. i Also, Clash of the Titans. They're featured in that.
02:17:22
JohhnyCAGE
King. Okay. All right.
02:17:23
Steve-O
I think the idea, though, I'm not as big a fan of the scorpion part because once you defeat a scorpion, you can't eat good. When you defeat a crab person, you're eating good.
02:17:36
IGOTTADUMP
I'm going be honest. I ate a scorpion before.
02:17:38
Steve-O
That's fucking wild, Chris, and disgusting.
02:17:39
IGOTTADUMP
So I'm going to say I'm going to rebuke your claim.
02:17:43
Steve-O
You know what, Devin? I'm going to allow you to roast fucking vampire crawlers for the next hour and a half now.
02:17:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, thank you.
02:17:49
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
02:17:50
JohhnyCAGE
Thank you.
02:17:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:17:52
JohhnyCAGE
You know what? Scorpion bodies are the snobs of...
02:17:55
IGOTTADUMP
You know, I think we ran a pretty long podcast about now.
02:17:57
JohhnyCAGE
just
02:17:59
IGOTTADUMP
i That'd be a good time to to wrap it up, you know?
02:18:03
JohhnyCAGE
Are they... Wait, sorry. Last question. Are they allowed to... Do they have to have, like, pincers or can they have human hands?
02:18:11
IGOTTADUMP
um They can have both, but it it has to, yeah, yeah, it could be one-in-one, like Goro style, but like that torso, that human torso is is important, is important to us.
02:18:12
JohhnyCAGE
Okay, so maybe one in one?
02:18:15
Steve-O
Oh,
02:18:20
Steve-O
A hand for Shaken and a hand for Klawin.
02:18:25
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, um we're we're at this stage. i think I think we can spoil this. You can ask me if you care about the fate of one Cole Young from Mortal Kombat 2.
02:18:40
IGOTTADUMP
Is he dead?
02:18:40
Steve-O
Oh, how did Cole do?
02:18:42
JohhnyCAGE
um Not well. He was killed very unceremoniously.
02:18:46
IGOTTADUMP
He dead.
02:18:48
IGOTTADUMP
he
02:18:49
JohhnyCAGE
and it was quite funny, actually.
02:18:50
IGOTTADUMP
I knew it.
02:18:51
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:18:52
IGOTTADUMP
fucking knew it, man.
02:18:52
Steve-O
and this
02:18:53
JohhnyCAGE
He gets, a to be fair, he kind of gets his flowers a little bit because he kills Shao Kahn. But at this point in the film, Shao Kahn has like an invincibility spell on him. So he just like read his skin re-knits. So his throat that gets slashed doesn't. And then he just smashes Cole Young's head with a hammer. And they're on the acid stage in Mortal Kombat 2.
02:19:18
Steve-O
Okay.
02:19:18
JohhnyCAGE
So then Shalkan very disrespectfully just shoves his headless corpse into the acid pit with his hammer. Like he's mopping. And it's... it was It was fairly disrespectful. And I was like, God damn.
02:19:34
JohhnyCAGE
I actually felt a little bad for Cole Young, even though he does objectively stink.
02:19:34
Steve-O
That's funny.
02:19:39
Steve-O
That sounds like it might win me over because I, you know, I gave that first movie a lambasting for that choice.
02:19:46
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, no, it's...
02:19:46
Steve-O
So.
02:19:47
JohhnyCAGE
a Dude, I mean, goes ghost see Obsession first.
02:19:49
IGOTTADUMP
I'm glad he's dead.
02:19:53
JohhnyCAGE
Don't see Mortal Kombat.
02:19:54
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Mortal
02:19:56
JohhnyCAGE
what do you think What do you think I'm talking about, Chris?
02:20:00
IGOTTADUMP
Kombat 2. Of course.
02:20:01
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. He died.
02:20:03
IGOTTADUMP
I'm going to see that first. And I can't wait to see Cole die.
02:20:05
JohhnyCAGE
Now, i am do you know do you know how like upsetting that would make me?
02:20:08
Steve-O
in obsession yeah Look, I was asked to go, Devin.
02:20:09
IGOTTADUMP
In Obsession.
02:20:13
JohhnyCAGE
Like how bummed I'd be?
02:20:14
IGOTTADUMP
What?
02:20:14
JohhnyCAGE
so That would be like to trigger me specifically. Oh, yeah, i went to the movies. I saw Mortal Kombat 2.
02:20:21
IGOTTADUMP
That would be so brutal, wouldn't it?
02:20:22
JohhnyCAGE
i i'd be I'd be like, I'd take it personally. i mean, you're a fucking you're a fucking bad friend.
02:20:25
IGOTTADUMP
It was dog shit. What if I said that the whole thing.
02:20:27
JohhnyCAGE
You're a bad fucking friend. Dude's bad.
02:20:31
Steve-O
Devin, I was asked to go. I'm sorry.
02:20:33
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:20:34
IGOTTADUMP
it was like, it was the mob thing. i don't want to get into it.
02:20:36
Steve-O
Me and Panther Caruso.
02:20:38
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:20:40
IGOTTADUMP
Panther had me by the fucking balls, man. Trust me, I don't want to get into it, but had to go and it was awful.
02:20:46
JohhnyCAGE
yeah Marco, Marc Gicelli.
02:20:49
IGOTTADUMP
I owe him a lot of money.
02:20:51
JohhnyCAGE
This is real bad, dude. Let's see where we're back.
02:20:52
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's not good.
02:20:53
Steve-O
Devin, don't sweat him. It's me, Slippy Toad.
02:20:55
IGOTTADUMP
Fuck, go.
02:20:56
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
02:20:56
IGOTTADUMP
Now, drive. It's like uncut gems.
02:20:57
Steve-O
Don't worry about him, Devin.
02:20:59
IGOTTADUMP
Basically, it's uncut gems, but I'm just being followed around by anamorphous animals.
02:21:01
JohhnyCAGE
I think Slippy Tone's like, hey, where's my fucking money, Chris?
02:21:03
Steve-O
ha.
02:21:04
IGOTTADUMP
deliver
02:21:06
Steve-O
Chris.
02:21:06
IGOTTADUMP
Shut the fuck up, Slippy! Leave me alone!
02:21:08
JohhnyCAGE
I'll kill you and yos I'll slaughter you and your family.
02:21:12
Steve-O
Oh, you sound just like your father did.
02:21:12
IGOTTADUMP
betting on Fox!
02:21:16
IGOTTADUMP
Falco's throwing me my own trunk of my car.
02:21:18
JohhnyCAGE
dude.
02:21:20
IGOTTADUMP
Maked.
02:21:21
JohhnyCAGE
He's like, he just sold his, he said, Hey, I need you to hold onto this. I'll wing pigma Dengar. I'll hold on to it for two days and no longer.
02:21:30
IGOTTADUMP
I'm gonna come.
02:21:31
JohhnyCAGE
Then it's mine. All right.
02:21:33
Steve-O
Chris, we got to go to the Pine Barrens.
02:21:33
JohhnyCAGE
I got to go.
02:21:35
IGOTTADUMP
I'm
02:21:36
Steve-O
but my god
02:21:38
JohhnyCAGE
and
02:21:40
Steve-O
All right, this episode's done. So we will ah we be back next week. And until then, see
02:21:47
JohhnyCAGE
Go see obsession.
02:21:49
Steve-O
trustees Obsession. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:21:50
JohhnyCAGE
That's the rule.
02:21:51
IGOTTADUMP
i'm in got me i'm obsessed
02:21:52
Steve-O
See ya.