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Introductions and Icebreakers
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ThirstTrapLeon
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of March 9th, 2026.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Oh boy, hope you had a good week because it's hot now. don't know where you're living, but I'm hot. I was wearing shorts today like a weirdo, like a big old freak.
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ThirstTrapLeon
And with me, I brought a cadre of freaks. We have one Steve O'Tierry.
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Steve-O
Winter has wilted. Bring on the sun.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Chris Galanti
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DUNCANTHETHOT
That's it folks flipping a coin for spring heads or tails.
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ThirstTrapLeon
and the creator of power slap John Suarez. Hey doing good job.
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leong kennedick
Mmm. No thanks, bro.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Good job. Thank you.
Exploring Unusual Sports
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ThirstTrapLeon
Watch the power slap highlights two seconds ago. It's big fan.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It was, it was heads.
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Steve-O
Power slap is the one where you slap people in the face.
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ThirstTrapLeon
That is, yep.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Of course, man, that's, that's all the rage.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Of course, Steve.
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Steve-O
that's That's the one where the guy got slapped into an N64 model, right?
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ThirstTrapLeon
Uh, perhaps.
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Steve-O
That's the one I remember. That really stuck with me.
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ThirstTrapLeon
You know, apparently there was I saw a clip of a new sport, which was just two assholes running into each other.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, two guys running at each other?
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Oh, no.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, dude!
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Russia needs to be stopped.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, hold on.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Hold on. no No, they should be stopped.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Devin, two guys running at each other.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Dude, if Dana White sees that it's over, we're going to he's going to hire a whole new
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DUNCANTHETHOT
That is... What is the name of that sport? Did you happen to recall?
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ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, I I pretended it didn't exist as soon as I saw it because I was like, sport where two people.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Was it called the the the Bash Boys?
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leong kennedick
The Bash Boys.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It was a bash voice.
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leong kennedick
That's Chris and Leon. That's Chris and Leon in that one movie.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
They, do you think they ran into each other? Like that, that this one sport and to see who'd win. Chris always wins.
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ThirstTrapLeon
All right. ah Apparently it's called Run It Straight.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Let's be honest.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Or the Run It Championship League. So run it.
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leong kennedick
Run it.
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Steve-O
That have been cooler.
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ThirstTrapLeon
It's ah a region originating as a backyard challenge in Australia, at New Zealand.
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Steve-O
That could have been a cooler name.
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Steve-O
ah So they're like, run it. Run it.
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ThirstTrapLeon
All right. So it's not Russia.
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Steve-O
Run it. Try it.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Run it now.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Apologies to Russia.
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leong kennedick
They're not talking about robbing a person with at gunpoint.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
The shrimps are ready to be cooked.
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ThirstTrapLeon
No, no. Wait, John, have you seen these videos?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
They're the bobby.
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leong kennedick
Because that's what they usually say. They say run it. No.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's just too fucking.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Do they also say two men enter, one man leaves? Is that part of it?
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ThirstTrapLeon
I don't think so. I mean, one person leaves in a fucking body bag, basically.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
that's That's the whole idea of the Thunderdome, too.
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leong kennedick
Put him in a body bag, Leon.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. John, it's literally just two guys just running.
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leong kennedick
That's what Ashley says in Resident Evil 4.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Just two guys running at each other as hard as they can.
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leong kennedick
Put him in a body bag, Leon. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah, it's the new slap.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah.
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leong kennedick
It's the new slap slap sport.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, new power slot. The new sport you invented.
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Steve-O
Is it like chicken? is it like one person like dodges?
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leong kennedick
It's so stupid.
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ThirstTrapLeon
No, no. No, so apparently the the angle is they're supposed to like hit like shoulder to shoulder.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, I mean, what do you to define as chicken? Like the chicken, we usually see somebody gets out of the way. This time, nobody gets out of the way.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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Steve-O
so it's just they're playing chicken, but they're like, you you're not supposed to chicken now.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, it's literally, it's just like, it's basically, wouldn't it be funny if like two guys ran it in one truck, the other one?
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Steve-O
Wouldn't it be funny?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Wouldn't it be funny?
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Do you think that's why it was made?
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Steve-O
You're saying this is a comedy sport.
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ThirstTrapLeon
All right, let me, all right, let me repeat what I said earlier.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
What the fuck is that?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
if
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ThirstTrapLeon
a backyard Australian slash New Zealand sport.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
All right.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's two guys that are shit face going, wouldn't this be funny?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's a good point.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Hmm.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, Devin, I hope you success in this league. I really think you're going to well.
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ThirstTrapLeon
ah Thank you. Thank you. thank you
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Steve-O
I think Devin would do very well. I think Devin can run down a few people.
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ThirstTrapLeon
I don't think I would.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I think you got it in you, buddy.
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ThirstTrapLeon
No, because they're equal size. Could you imagine that? That's like the one sport I would excel at. Turns out.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
he just running it.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Turns out i just have I have a gift.
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Steve-O
and
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ThirstTrapLeon
was put on this earth to be the running championship chip champion
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It's like you you've done the runoff, which is where like you just keep running. like You ran through your opponent and just keep running out of the studio.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Hmm.
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Steve-O
Oh.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Well, it's like it's like the boys.
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Steve-O
Oh, that would be interesting if like there was a person lined up. So like you have to just keep running through people and you see how many you can get through before you're stopped.
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leong kennedick
Thank you.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
ah run it extreme
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ThirstTrapLeon
Just like, how many kids? How many five-year-olds do you think you can bulldoze through?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
well that's the thing it would go up in age so would start young and you would get i mean they would probably tie you down a little till you get to like the older ages and if you get to that's
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Steve-O
and Okay.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, but then but then then once you break...
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Steve-O
Yeah, Devin, what grade do you think would stop you?
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ThirstTrapLeon
I'm going to say...
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DUNCANTHETHOT
a good question there was a line of children in front of you leading to adults
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ThirstTrapLeon
I'm going say...
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ThirstTrapLeon
I'm going to say junior year. Junior year.
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Steve-O
Okay, you're saying junior junior year of high school would be the the line.
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ThirstTrapLeon
I think that's where I would struggle to take down more than two.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Age run it.
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Steve-O
yeah
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Hell yeah.
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ThirstTrapLeon
but then But then you hit a point where it's like, then you're fucking trucking through like 75-year-olds.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, well, like, if you get to the end, you're gold.
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ThirstTrapLeon
you know And you're like, oh, it's easy again.
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Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
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leong kennedick
Thank you.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
You get to the end, you're fucking gold, man.
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ThirstTrapLeon
It's easy again.
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Steve-O
no Don't stop, Devin.
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ThirstTrapLeon
how Like, how much... What age do you think you can get to before you really create the puff of dust?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, i think you would be i think you would yeah you would be creating like a cloud of gore at some point.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
like I think you'd run through somebody and that would slow you down because you'd be like bones and shit.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. like Like in The Boys, yeah.
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Steve-O
Now, here's the scary part.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Nah, dude. They let me put safety goggles on.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
okay
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Steve-O
once Once you're out of like, once you like you you know once you're hitting like the 60 to like
Film and TV Talk: Train Dreams and Scrubs Revival
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Steve-O
130, you're gold.
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Steve-O
like That's powder.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you're going to win.
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ThirstTrapLeon
130?
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Steve-O
But the problem is, once you get to that mark, once you...
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DUNCANTHETHOT
that's That's the winning run.
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ThirstTrapLeon
You're talking about weight. You're talking about weight.
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Steve-O
No, no, I'm talking about age. Once you get to that mark, though, then you're going to be like, oh, no.
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ThirstTrapLeon
So... second.
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Steve-O
am i Am I facing immortal weird people who have secrets? No.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Like secret mutant that exists or vampire that might and you run into a fucking brick wall because that's a vampire, bro.
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Steve-O
vampires
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DUNCANTHETHOT
They're super strong, Devin.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Who's the oldest person alive? Let's see.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Vlad Dracula.
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ThirstTrapLeon
116. 130 year old am barreling through? Man, that guy looks just like...
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Steve-O
i don't know renfield this
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I imagine the last like hundred year old person like you run up the wheelchair and just kick their head off like and just jump into the air and there's like streamers and shit.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Hmm. Ooh, yeah. No, I think they have to be held up.
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Steve-O
That's a victory move right there.
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ThirstTrapLeon
They have to be held up on something.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, they're in a chair, so you just run up the chair and just get right to the head level and kick their head right off.
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ThirstTrapLeon
No, I think they have to be like lifted out of the chair.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, big spring loaded out, so you just collide into them.
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ThirstTrapLeon
yeah Yeah.
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Steve-O
Oh.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, and then I hit them in their legs and they do that they do that weird like spin when two football players hit a guy at the same time.
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Steve-O
They're like held like a finish line for you.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Fucking A.
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ThirstTrapLeon
You know like when Brock Lesnar F5 someone?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
This is a great sport.
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ThirstTrapLeon
That's what I want after a good old tackle.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, I wish you the best luck, though
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ThirstTrapLeon
Thanks. Thanks. Again, I don't think I've ever excelled in a sport until this one.
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Steve-O
That was a really sad statement until you finish the rest.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Thanks. I appreciate that.
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Steve-O
yeah
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Spanish sweet spot.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, man. ah Chris, we you're back.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Hello, I am back. Yeah, I was stuck.
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leong kennedick
You finally got your power back. That's what we said was you're still out of power last week.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
got i was Yeah, dude, I was stuck in the dark.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
We were eating leather. Isn't that crazy?
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leong kennedick
What?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. We had like a little cook fire in the living room in a big barrel.
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leong kennedick
Oh my God.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
um And I was wearing those gloves that you, they're mittens or they're just fingerless gloves. Like you see a lot of homeless people wear in, um in like movies and stuff.
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Steve-O
no
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DUNCANTHETHOT
um Yeah, we were cold. It was, and now yeah, yeah.
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Steve-O
You were Charlie Chaplin
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ThirstTrapLeon
o how How long would you say would you say you were you know without without power?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Eat leather, shoe leather.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Fortnite. Yeah.
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ThirstTrapLeon
e
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DUNCANTHETHOT
That's another thing is I've been, Speaking old-timey terms now that we don't have power.
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leong kennedick
Bye.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
So it's been two weeks. a solid Fortnite.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Okay, so two weeks.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
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ThirstTrapLeon
I thought was going to be like 45 minutes. And you just went straight to eating leather.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, well... We got our power back, but we kept it off.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
So we could live the frontier life.
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Steve-O
Mmm.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, you start it.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Just like that new movie that got nominated for an Academy Award that shouldn't have. And it was really boring. And it was called Train Dreams.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, Train Dreams or whatever?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Guys, hear about Train Dreams?
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ThirstTrapLeon
I heard about it.
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Steve-O
No, I didn't.
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ThirstTrapLeon
I wanted to see it.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I saw train dreams.
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ThirstTrapLeon
And then...
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leong kennedick
Was it good?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I was dreaming of a better film.
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Steve-O
Oh! oh
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leong kennedick
Damn.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Nice.
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leong kennedick
You were dreaming about Akira Kurosawa's dreams?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
it's it's an aura It's an aura generator for an old-timey story of living in the frontier. like that's that's it there's no There's barely a plot There's barely any interesting leads. It's just bleh. It's like a slice of life of the miserable life in the on the frontier working on train on the train on the railroad.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
it's yeah i don't i don't get it, man. it's just it's it's all It's all atmosphere. That's all this film is.
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Steve-O
Just all environment.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it's like the time and the period and if you're really You know, one of those people like Get Off on living out in the middle of nowhere and fucking...
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Steve-O
That's a that's an old dad movie.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It's an old dad film. And guess what? I'm neither of those things as of right now, I think.
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Steve-O
tell you what. What if the train was a transformer? and they had to build the tracks so they could...
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I mean, well, that happened, but it wasn't good.
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Steve-O
Wait, what?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
What?
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Steve-O
That was a part of the movie?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
would yeah
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Steve-O
that
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DUNCANTHETHOT
It just wasn't well executed is all.
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Steve-O
it
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I mean, listen, you be the judge. if
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ThirstTrapLeon
yeah All right.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
If you introduce a Transformer in the last two minutes of a film, is it any good?
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Steve-O
Ooh, last two minutes of the film.
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leong kennedick
Oh.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
That's really what I'm talking about. Two minutes you have with that Terminator. See, didn't even say it right.
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Steve-O
You turn it into Terminator. Well, actually, that would make that movie real interesting.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
was transform
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Steve-O
Because, like, what if, like...
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ThirstTrapLeon
Well, like like ah like ah a tree falls on him and you're like, wow, that's the end of the movie.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I've said too much.
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ThirstTrapLeon
And then he just...
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Steve-O
then he just lifts up the tree.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
spoilers Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. I've said too much. um
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ThirstTrapLeon
Alright.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't know why this film, in reality, has gotten nominated. I just don't get it.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Was it Best Picture? Was it like Best Actor or Director?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
I believe it was Best Picture. That's it.
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ThirstTrapLeon
look Okay.
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Steve-O
of this year?
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ThirstTrapLeon
yeah.
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Steve-O
Next year?
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ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
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Steve-O
Last year?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
This year.
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ThirstTrapLeon
This year.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
this here This year's Oscar.
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leong kennedick
One battle after another. It's going to beat that.
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ThirstTrapLeon
You know, it's it's kind of like that. It's it's like nominated, but it's not going to win. It's just not going to win.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
If it wins, I'm going fucking throw a chair through each one of your windows.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Come on, Dad.
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leong kennedick
Listen, Crash won. Crash won that one year, remember?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
This guy had crashed in wind.
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Steve-O
Crash did win.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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leong kennedick
So.
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Steve-O
What's it called?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
We're all we remember.
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Steve-O
Train dreams?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Train dreams, Steve.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Dreaming trains.
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Steve-O
I'm bored just hearing that title.
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ThirstTrapLeon
It's got a, it's got a, what's his name on it? um On it.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, the guy who looks like ah a dog. A certain dog breed.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Steve, we watched that movie with Gordo the weirdo, that guy.
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Steve-O
Gordo the weirdo. Yeah, I i know you're talking about.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah. That guy.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
You know what dog breed I'm talking about? The ones with the flat face?
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Steve-O
Yeah, you're talking like a pug?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
No, not a pug. They they have that that flat, drooping face. Not even drooping. It's just flattened. They look kind of like pit bulls. ah i
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ThirstTrapLeon
You're not talking about the dogs that have the the the barrel under the chin, right?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
St. Bernard's. No, i' not talking about St.
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ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Bernard's. I will figure out what this dog is by the end of this podcast, okay?
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ThirstTrapLeon
All right, yeah, you have a whole podcast. you Well, you know what was high quality?
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay.
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DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh yeah?
00:12:10
ThirstTrapLeon
ah i I mean, I guess it depends on if if you were a fan of the original, but ah I had heard pretty decent things about the Scrubs remake, or not remake, but like ah the new Scrub show.
00:12:24
ThirstTrapLeon
Like, it's it's back.
00:12:25
leong kennedick
Yeah, like the they the the reboot? Is it rebooting it?
00:12:29
ThirstTrapLeon
three No, it's not a reboot. It's just like a continuation.
00:12:31
leong kennedick
sam sam
00:12:32
Steve-O
revival revival
00:12:33
leong kennedick
Sam watched... Yeah, Sam watched...
00:12:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Revive. Yes, yes.
00:12:36
leong kennedick
Sam watched re-watched all Scrubs to prepare for it.
00:12:36
ThirstTrapLeon
Dude, <unk> i am a I was a big Scrubs guy. i have good memories of Scrubs. I think it's a pretty quality show overall.
00:12:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Dude, this is like they just picked up right where they left off. Solid show. Like, i it's it's in the rotation now. I'm like, okay.
00:12:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
There's a certain friend of ours who once brought up the fact that there is a point in many Scrubs episodes where it gets serious. And it's always at the same time mark of every episode.
00:13:07
ThirstTrapLeon
The same, like, he's like, it's between the third and fourth commercial.
00:13:09
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:13:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:13:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Something mysterious happens.
00:13:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:13:16
ThirstTrapLeon
I believe it, man.
00:13:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
And I personally have watched parts of episodes on the syndication years ago, but i I really don't have much of an opinion about Scrubs, if I'm fair.
00:13:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah. Scrubs was kind of known as like that weirdly accurate hospital show. They're like, yeah, it's it's like a yeah.
00:13:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Was it Really?
00:13:40
leong kennedick
and now And now it's the pit, right? The pit is the is the new one where it's like...
00:13:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Well, they're just like in terms of just like how like characters react to shit, like how they're like, oh, no, yeah, we all have a closet that we go and cry in like every once in a while.
00:13:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
My name's Pitt. You ain't talking your way out of this shit.
00:13:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Like, yeah, yeah. Scrubs is seen to be
00:13:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, so you're saying it's the it's the general ah interpretation of the job itself and how it weighs its lore accurate to the position.
00:14:06
ThirstTrapLeon
Exactly.
00:14:07
leong kennedick
It's lore accurate.
00:14:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, they're like, yeah, like, yeah, there's like, there's house, Grey's Anatomy, but like, if you want to talk about like, somebody who actually works in in that industry and goes, oh, yeah, no, for sure.
00:14:20
ThirstTrapLeon
They're like, oddly enough, it's scrubs.
00:14:22
leong kennedick
Yeah, House is like probably had the most interesting like Sherlock Holmes cases to to solve, but like ah way they did the way they did some of that shit, there's just no fucking way like there's no way a fucking
00:14:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think clinically that was the most accurate.
00:14:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:14:32
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah.
00:14:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
Clinically the most accurate, but not in execution, let's say. The actual way...
00:14:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah
00:14:39
leong kennedick
way. There's no way they would ever allow a draw ah ah doctor addicted to drugs to be to have that much power. Yeah.
00:14:46
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah, yeah. Yeah. Regardless of how goddamn good he was at his job. But, that meant like, in terms of...
00:14:51
leong kennedick
yeah
00:14:53
ThirstTrapLeon
I was social this week, so I didn't really watch a lot or play a lot, frankly. But, uh... I was like, oh, let me fire this up. And, uh... i was I was into it. Has anyone heard of The Bluffs?
00:15:10
ThirstTrapLeon
It's a movie on Hulu. With, um with um oh my god, I'm blanking on his name.
00:15:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
I have not.
00:15:13
Steve-O
Can't say.
00:15:16
ThirstTrapLeon
The guy who plays Bookshire in Dread, Carl Urban.
00:15:20
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:15:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
cart Keith Urban.
00:15:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Keith Irwin.
00:15:22
Steve-O
He nervous the famous
00:15:23
ThirstTrapLeon
So I watched the trailer and it's, I would officially title this like, it's on my radar, right?
00:15:24
leong kennedick
a
00:15:30
ThirstTrapLeon
It's like an official on my radar. Haven't watched it. I might when I'm like bored one day. But it's essentially just like a, like an action movie where it's like,
00:15:44
ThirstTrapLeon
It's pirate times, right? So there's like, this is pirate era.
00:15:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
Alright, thanks.
00:15:48
ThirstTrapLeon
But it's like, the plot is basically like, these guys try to like, find this treasure that this woman knows. And and you think she's like a doady housewife. But then she's like, a hardcore fucking killer.
00:16:02
ThirstTrapLeon
And it's it's like that type of movie. But the era is just, what if it was like, Pirates of the Caribbean times? And it looks good enough.
00:16:14
ThirstTrapLeon
that I'm fascinated, but, oh
00:16:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
right, Devin, since you've been shading so so high, I'm to go low again with another bad review of another movie that I just watched.
00:16:21
ThirstTrapLeon
oh yeah, yeah. Okay.
00:16:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
cause I watched Train Dreams two weeks ago, you know, before podcasted.
00:16:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay, yeah.
00:16:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
But this other movie I watched is another Netflix film. It was called War Machine with Alan Richardson.
00:16:37
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh, okay.
00:16:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Is it Richardson?
00:16:40
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't know, but yeah, I've seen the trailer.
00:16:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Richmond?
00:16:41
leong kennedick
Oh, that I saw. yeah I saw the trailer for that.
00:16:44
ThirstTrapLeon
And it gave, and Chris, before you say no, it just gave me, I was like, I'm assuming this is the intent, but it gave me predator vibes.
00:16:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it's um it's Predator, but far less interesting with far less interesting characters and with mostly a CGI monster.
00:16:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. I mean, most things are.
00:17:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
And it's exactly what you think it's going to be in the beginning of the film. And there's no twist or, you know, there's nothing that makes it interesting.
00:17:18
ThirstTrapLeon
but I'm not hearing it's bad.
00:17:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
And it...
00:17:22
ThirstTrapLeon
is it at least fun to watch?
00:17:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't even call it fun. It's kind of brutal. Like, the whole film.
00:17:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:17:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, it's... i would I would be stressed to call this a fun film. Because it's actually kind of sad.
00:17:34
leong kennedick
Was AI the villain?
00:17:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:17:37
leong kennedick
Ended up being the villain in it?
00:17:38
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
00:17:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Absolutely not.
00:17:39
leong kennedick
Or no?
00:17:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
And I was very let down.
00:17:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. You were let down as a result. You're like, that.
00:17:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, yeah, I was. Because I think that's far more interesting than what we... what could have been because like, I think one would have been an indictment on military intelligence and what the military is investing in.
00:17:50
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. All
00:17:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
And the other is just a stupid movie about an alien. I'm sorry if I spoil it, but i it's such a dumb movie.
00:18:06
ThirstTrapLeon
right.
00:18:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
I really don't care enough about it.
00:18:09
leong kennedick
You motherfucker, you spoiled it for me?
00:18:10
Steve-O
So it's a kill you're saying?
00:18:11
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, that's kind of... yeah I think in the trailers, like there's like an alien spaceship or something that's like chasing them.
00:18:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's a meteorite that's actually rotating around the planet, but I thought that was like going to be a red herring for some sort of defense that the military was setting up via AI to fight against what they thought.
00:18:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, I see. This makes a little bit more sense.
00:18:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
But like in reality, it's just exactly what you think. it's just There's really no deviation from what you assume from the beginning of the the movie.
00:18:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
And I guess that that you know it's just not very interesting.
00:18:45
ThirstTrapLeon
OK.
00:18:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
And yeah, Devin, like I keep saying, it's not fun. It's kind of a sad movie. And...
00:18:53
ThirstTrapLeon
like Is it brutal like the gray?
00:18:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
Kinda. Like, i in a way, like, because it it sets up a tragedy and in the beginning of the film that kind of informs the main character and it just keeps getting more tragic, really.
00:18:57
ThirstTrapLeon
all
00:19:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, I think the Grey is a pretty appropriate and Predator for that matter because, yeah, they all die too.
00:19:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
Video Game Enthusiasm: Borderlands and Resident Evil
00:19:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Well, i mean, I guess it's...
00:19:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
I mean, it's...
00:19:21
leong kennedick
What about Predator Badlands? How about that one, Chris?
00:19:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
No.
00:19:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:19:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
No.
00:19:25
ThirstTrapLeon
That's probably true. agree with
00:19:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
that was not It's not as fucking cute as as Predator Badlands.
00:19:30
ThirstTrapLeon
that. id agree i agree with that a oh
00:19:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, so like if you're thinking it's that, it's not. like i wouldn't I wouldn't classify as that at all.
00:19:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. No, because I saw that trailer, and it was also kind of like... I would i would say maybe it's kind of also um on the radar. like Maybe. i just couldn't remember where I saw the trailer and like what it was on.
00:19:54
ThirstTrapLeon
But, okay.
00:19:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
I mean, he plays ah character that is obviously...
00:19:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Is this Jack Reacher?
00:20:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
Basically, like he's the unstoppable soldier.
00:20:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
like that's This is who he is, and he's on a mission that's beyond anything that the the army or the rangers or whatever has given him. It's something personal.
00:20:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
you know um But it's sad, like I said. And it's just not entertaining, and... the the the alien is pretty blase and there's a very easy vulnerability that is found
00:20:32
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, like water.
00:20:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
even dumber like poop poop a lot of ah lot of something on top of it will kill it that's basically what is figured out in the in the film um yeah I don't know it's it's a waste of time
00:20:36
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:20:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:20:37
ThirstTrapLeon
Air. ah Poop.
00:20:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:20:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
is how I would describe it
00:20:53
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah Better or worse than Train Dreams?
00:20:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, now we got thinking.
00:21:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
it. Train Dreams was at least trying to attempt to something that i like I'm personally not interested in.
00:21:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:21:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, this is things that I am interested in, like a general plot that I would be, just done really poorly and in a sad way. that doesn't It's not fun, you know, like in that aspect. So I'd say Train Dream is probably better.
00:21:32
ThirstTrapLeon
the The Academy Award for Best Picture nominated film is a little better, guess.
00:21:35
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:21:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, by a hair. Yeah.
00:21:40
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
00:21:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is a waste of time.
00:21:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Fair enough.
00:21:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's a kill. and And so is Strange Dreams, obviously. But like, I forgot to say that.
00:21:46
ThirstTrapLeon
God damn! Alright.
00:21:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
Two kills.
00:21:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:21:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Come on, come on. um
00:21:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Alright.
00:21:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Just the way it is with the streaming films, unfortunately.
00:21:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Fair enough.
00:21:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let's let be real.
00:21:59
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Oh, real quick. I did forget. i as ah As a reward for beating RE9, I bought Marvel Cosmic Alliance. That's a fun little beat-em-up.
00:22:14
ThirstTrapLeon
I enjoyed my time quite much.
00:22:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
I should probably try that after after Resident Evil.
00:22:16
Steve-O
Hell yeah.
00:22:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
I have been playing Borderlands 4 as well.
00:22:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:22:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Finally.
00:22:22
Steve-O
Waterlands.
00:22:23
ThirstTrapLeon
how How is that? How's it?
00:22:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm having a really good time. It's actually run.
00:22:27
leong kennedick
Are you swapping back and forth between Wrecked Wham?
00:22:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, fuck you. No way.
00:22:31
Steve-O
Wow, that was so aggro.
00:22:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm committed, bitch.
00:22:31
leong kennedick
Okay, I was just checking, man.
00:22:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:22:33
leong kennedick
I was just asking.
00:22:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is my baby.
00:22:34
Steve-O
Jesus.
00:22:36
leong kennedick
jo was just asking, dawg.
00:22:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is our hold on.
00:22:38
leong kennedick
Jeez.
00:22:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is our baby.
00:22:40
leong kennedick
It's our game. That's right. it's it's that's the That's in the lore now.
00:22:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
It is the unifying force.
00:22:47
leong kennedick
It's been told to my friend.
00:22:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay.
00:22:50
leong kennedick
It is us. It is our game.
00:22:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
I've had some issues, been dealing with some stuff, trying to get through it. It is beautiful. RE9. i think it I've devoted all my attention to it.
00:23:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
It is of You guys probably were singing its praises last episode. So can't.
00:23:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, yeah.
00:23:10
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:23:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
i
00:23:12
leong kennedick
I don't know, Chris.
00:23:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, we.
00:23:12
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:23:15
leong kennedick
I was just kidding.
00:23:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
come it's probably gonna be my game of the year like there's shit that's happening
00:23:16
leong kennedick
I was just kidding. No, Without spoiling anything, Chris, I must say that it is one of the best in the series.
00:23:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah easy easy easy for me easy probably for all of you guys in san yes that's the truth that's the truth
00:23:29
leong kennedick
Okay?
00:23:32
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:23:34
leong kennedick
And when was the last time we said that about a game after Resident Evil 4? Never. Never. And it's the ninth game now. So...
00:23:43
Steve-O
We've said Resident Evil's back, but we didn't say it was the best in the series. Like, a contender.
00:23:50
leong kennedick
Yeah, Devin said Resident Evil 7 is the best in the series for some reason.
00:23:52
ThirstTrapLeon
That's not true.
00:23:53
leong kennedick
not I don't know what's wrong with him.
00:23:54
ThirstTrapLeon
It's not true.
00:23:55
Steve-O
be
00:23:56
leong kennedick
But, you know...
00:23:57
Steve-O
I think Gun Survivor's the best in the series, man.
00:23:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Resi will, uh...
00:23:59
leong kennedick
one ah Devin, real quick.
00:24:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:24:01
ThirstTrapLeon
Can you get better than Operation Raccoon City?
00:24:04
leong kennedick
ah Is Kratos right-handed or left-handed in God of War 2018?
00:24:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh.
00:24:12
leong kennedick
this um I'm just realizing now my Nendoroid has had Leviathan in his left hand the whole time, and I think I'm wrong.
00:24:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's right-handed.
00:24:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh.
00:24:20
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm going to say like my brain thinks left.
00:24:22
leong kennedick
Am I wrong?
00:24:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
he's right
00:24:24
ThirstTrapLeon
My brain wants to say left.
00:24:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's right-handed. No, he holds the axe with his right hand up on up top.
00:24:29
leong kennedick
Okay, all right, so I got to switch fucking hands then.
00:24:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:24:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's how you hold an axe.
00:24:32
leong kennedick
Shit.
00:24:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:24:34
Steve-O
been holding it left all.
00:24:34
leong kennedick
Well, I mean, unless you're left-handed.
00:24:34
ThirstTrapLeon
It's not how like, just not, know, unless you're me.
00:24:36
leong kennedick
Yeah, if you're left-handed, you might hold it with your left hand.
00:24:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:24:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, no, no, no. you Your left hand would be at the top of the axe. Would be at the axe head.
00:24:42
leong kennedick
Because, steve Steve, the only thing that gave me pause
00:24:42
Steve-O
Oh.
00:24:42
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean,
00:24:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Because it it youre your whatever hand is at the top of the axe is guiding it, right?
00:24:48
leong kennedick
is um link Link is left-handed, right?
00:24:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
When you hit it.
00:24:51
leong kennedick
Isn't Link left-handed?
00:24:52
Steve-O
Link is left handed. He holds his sword in left hand.
00:24:54
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:24:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hold on.
00:24:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, no, no.
00:24:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let me look this up.
00:24:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, he he throws it with his right.
00:24:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
He throws up his ring.
00:24:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:24:58
leong kennedick
Okay, so I had it wrong.
00:24:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
00:25:00
leong kennedick
All right, all right.
00:25:00
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, arguably, you could probably say he's ambidextrous because of the blades of chaos.
00:25:02
leong kennedick
No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh yeah, the blade's a cast. That's true that was a good point.
00:25:06
leong kennedick
No, but I'm talking about Leviathan.
00:25:08
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, no, fair enough.
00:25:08
leong kennedick
Oh, hey yeah, yeah.
00:25:09
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:09
ThirstTrapLeon
i enough
00:25:09
leong kennedick
We were talking about Knife versus Hatchet.
00:25:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, whoaa how does how does he hold the the spear? The Spartan spear thing.
00:25:15
leong kennedick
I think everything's in his right hand, right?
00:25:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, it's probably I mean, yeah, but the problem with that is it's that's probably purely for gameplay because the camera is at a certain angle.
00:25:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Is it? He's throwing it with his right.
00:25:24
ThirstTrapLeon
But I mean, canonically, yeah.
00:25:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah Can you switch that?
00:25:25
leong kennedick
Yeah, interesting.
00:25:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
Can you switch?
00:25:26
leong kennedick
Interesting.
00:25:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Can you switch?
00:25:28
leong kennedick
Interesting.
00:25:28
ThirstTrapLeon
You could switch the camera, but i
00:25:29
leong kennedick
The camera is at ah and is at a certain angle similar to another game that came out in 2005. I wonder what game that was.
00:25:37
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:25:38
leong kennedick
What game is that? Interesting.
00:25:40
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't know either. I don't know. I don't
00:25:42
leong kennedick
Interesting.
00:25:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
hu
00:25:42
ThirstTrapLeon
But I'm just saying, like yeah, that would like be a wild thing.
00:25:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
um
00:25:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Because the weapon would be like mostly out of frame, I think. So that's probably why most characters are righties.
00:25:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
What hand does he jerk off with though?
00:25:54
leong kennedick
Well, as a left-hander, that that means a lot, coming from right-handed community, Devin, since you're a left-hander.
00:25:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
00:26:00
leong kennedick
It means a lot to us.
00:26:01
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm ah im ah um a filthy mudblood.
00:26:01
Steve-O
yeah
00:26:03
leong kennedick
You're a fucking freak.
00:26:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
what What hand does he jerk off with though?
00:26:03
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:26:06
ThirstTrapLeon
I think he's got to be a right.
00:26:07
leong kennedick
He doesn't jerk off, dude.
00:26:08
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, actually, Kratos, 2018 Kratos doesn't jerk off.
00:26:08
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, he doesn't jerk off.
00:26:08
leong kennedick
How do you?
00:26:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
What is he?
00:26:12
ThirstTrapLeon
2005 Kratos just had sex.
00:26:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:26:15
ThirstTrapLeon
He didn't need to jerk off.
00:26:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
All right. I think he's still dead.
00:26:18
ThirstTrapLeon
He used women to jerk off.
00:26:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know what? i I'm pushing back on that.
00:26:20
leong kennedick
Oh, wait, did we talk to Chris about about those rumors that we heard that seemingly might actually be true?
00:26:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:26:24
Steve-O
He uses Mimir's head.
00:26:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
There you go.
00:26:26
Steve-O
What's that?
00:26:28
leong kennedick
That um Stin's listening to the fucking Twin Peaks soundtrack. I can see him on Discord. what a What a fucking freak. He's in Chicago.
00:26:34
Steve-O
Right now, he's sitting in Chicago, sitting in his hotel room bed, listening to the Two Speaks soundtrack.
00:26:35
leong kennedick
He's was he's in Chicago. He's listening to um what a What a fucking psycho freak Stin is. What was I going to say? I completely lost my tradey thought just from seeing...
00:26:46
ThirstTrapLeon
ah You were going to ask Chris something.
00:26:50
leong kennedick
Oh, the ah the God of War rumors that the the next game by Santa Monica is you play.
00:26:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, yeah.
00:26:55
leong kennedick
It's like a pre-sequel where you play as Faye.
00:26:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay, yeah. I heard about that.
00:27:00
leong kennedick
Did we talk to with do we talk to you about this?
00:27:01
ThirstTrapLeon
No, Chris, we haven't heard Chris's opinion, but...
00:27:02
leong kennedick
Because we were talking about. Because I think it's I think it's I think it's very brave and I would be into it.
00:27:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Bad.
00:27:08
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, you think it's bad, Chris?
00:27:09
Steve-O
Oh.
00:27:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
i don't like it.
00:27:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Chris doesn't like it.
00:27:11
leong kennedick
Oh.
00:27:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh.
00:27:13
leong kennedick
OK, great. Oh, Chris, he's going to turn off the podcast later and put on Joe Rogan's podcast from the US League.
00:27:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
don't
00:27:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
like it.
00:27:20
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Chris.
00:27:20
Steve-O
So Chris, Chris.
00:27:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, I'm just thinking i'm thinking of all the Atreus stuff that I didn't like in... Ragnarok and i don't know I'm just that's what I picture
00:27:28
leong kennedick
but I just think it'd be interesting because they never even showed her really, you know? So, like, I think that's why I think it'd be super interesting to see how powerful the woman, the woman that could bear Kratos' child, how powerful she is, you know?
00:27:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
I guess if you're using Leviathan axe if you're using like the Leviathan axe that could be kind of fun that is hers
00:27:41
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, yeah.
00:27:44
leong kennedick
I mean, it would be, that's hers, right? Isn't it?
00:27:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Chris, what would be worse, that you playing as Fae in a new God of War game or the official first look of the God of War series, the live action show?
00:27:59
Steve-O
Oh, no.
00:27:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Did you see that, Chris?
00:28:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, no, that live action picture is dog shit.
00:28:02
ThirstTrapLeon
That's a...
00:28:03
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:28:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, no. Like, Faye is just, like, I i like Kratos, like, as a character, and I want to continue his story more than anything.
00:28:10
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
00:28:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is more just, that is the worst photo I've ever seen.
00:28:17
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah Isn't it like, it's it's weird because it's like, i don't.
00:28:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
The worst promo photo I've ever seen.
00:28:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. It's like you guys pick that one. There's a lot of ones you could have him posing him doing something cool. He's just crouched over awkwardly in that picture. And I hate it so much.
00:28:32
leong kennedick
Dude, they're trying to hunt that deer.
00:28:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
He looks awful.
00:28:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:28:35
leong kennedick
He's hungry.
00:28:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
And they gave Atreus that broccoli haircut that all the kids of the gym have.
00:28:35
leong kennedick
I'm
00:28:36
Steve-O
He's hunting that deer.
00:28:39
leong kennedick
hungry, boy.
00:28:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
like It just looks so stupid.
00:28:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:28:45
leong kennedick
Yo, what if... Yo, real talk. The thing that could ruin the show completely right off the rip is just if he has a horrible like a poor boy delivery.
00:28:56
leong kennedick
like I would not be able to watch the show if he set if he said it.
00:28:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh.
00:28:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:28:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Boy!
00:28:59
Steve-O
Boy! Steady
00:29:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hey, buddy!
00:29:01
ThirstTrapLeon
Hey, boy!
00:29:01
leong kennedick
Boy, I'm hungry, boy.
00:29:02
Steve-O
boy!
00:29:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hey,
00:29:03
Steve-O
Hey, chico.
00:29:04
leong kennedick
Oh, God.
00:29:04
Steve-O
there is
00:29:04
ThirstTrapLeon
fifth
00:29:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
hey buddy! hey what do you got over there?
00:29:08
Steve-O
steady aim by
00:29:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
how? How? How?
00:29:13
ThirstTrapLeon
What if he was like, hey, boy.
00:29:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
How? How
00:29:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Hey, boy.
00:29:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
oh hey boy
00:29:17
ThirstTrapLeon
Hey, boy.
00:29:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
by
00:29:18
Steve-O
e jno
00:29:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
hey jio
00:29:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Hey, mommy, poppy.
00:29:20
Steve-O
<unk>
00:29:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
first you get the axe
00:29:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Or if he's what if he drops what if he drops him with a
00:29:22
leong kennedick
um me up a
00:29:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
then you get theourer
00:29:26
Steve-O
but
00:29:26
ThirstTrapLeon
He goes, ah hey, son. Hey, son, how you doing?
00:29:30
leong kennedick
so god He sons him?
00:29:32
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:29:32
leong kennedick
Nah, never sons him.
00:29:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
Son, what are you doing right now?
00:29:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Kind of defeating the whole fucking point.
00:29:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
Who do you think you are, son?
00:29:36
leong kennedick
Child!
00:29:38
Steve-O
Son.
00:29:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Hey, hey, hey, hey, dude.
00:29:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
I gotta admit, though, if Kratos hits his son with a...
00:29:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Hey, kid.
00:29:41
Steve-O
Hey, don't think so, Kratos.
00:29:41
ThirstTrapLeon
with it
00:29:42
leong kennedick
Bro!
00:29:44
ThirstTrapLeon
He's just trying to connect with his kid. Hey.
00:29:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
If Kratos hits his son with a...
00:29:48
Steve-O
yeah
00:29:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh.
00:29:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm fucking in, man.
00:29:49
leong kennedick
yeah
00:29:51
ThirstTrapLeon
You're in.
00:29:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
i am I am in. And he's like, more power. are And he throws his axe.
00:29:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, that's what he does every time he levels up the axe. Ooh.
00:29:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
And he's like,
00:29:58
ThirstTrapLeon
What the...
00:29:58
Steve-O
i i don't think soretos
00:30:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't think so. Yeah, it's Mimir.
00:30:04
Steve-O
See, now I'm sold.
00:30:04
leong kennedick
I don't think so, Dad.
00:30:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's Mimir.
00:30:06
Steve-O
If it's a sitcom, I'm in.
00:30:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
his little head. I don't think so, Kratos.
00:30:12
Steve-O
Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Atreus.
00:30:14
leong kennedick
Yes.
00:30:18
leong kennedick
Well, i was I was saying, you know, benefit the doubt, we were saying the same shit about The Last of Us screenshots we saw.
00:30:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
I know.
00:30:25
ThirstTrapLeon
No, listen, that's that's what I mean. It's just a weird... and Even the Fallout. Remember the first Fallout screenshot? We were like, oof, I don't know, man.
00:30:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
God, let's go all the way back to Heath f Ledger's Joker. I mean, we we we've all been critical.
00:30:35
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:30:35
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:30:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah, it's... it's
00:30:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
I've had John call me up crying about Heath Ledger were back in the day.
00:30:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:30:41
leong kennedick
Why would they do this, Chris?
00:30:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
was like, he's so pretty. I don't understand.
00:30:46
Steve-O
Why'd you get the gay cowboy?
00:30:46
leong kennedick
Did you even see 10 Things I Hate About You? Did you even see it?
00:30:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
What a hunk. Why would they make a hunk Joker? Joker.
00:30:55
Steve-O
Take the make-off off, you hunk.
00:30:57
ThirstTrapLeon
and Yeah. You know, so it's like, I get it.
00:31:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
And you got Ronald D. Moore. I'm really, really riding on that.
00:31:06
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
00:31:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's all I got.
00:31:07
Steve-O
you
00:31:09
ThirstTrapLeon
It's really, yeah, Chris has a big egg, a big basket of eggs. And he's like, this is where it's all going.
00:31:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
I can't like seeing this. It's like there's been and just it as a concept. um It's there's a lot of negative. Obviously. For me, at least.
00:31:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
I have a more of a pessimistic outlook, but God, Ronald anymore. I mean, he's got...
00:31:33
leong kennedick
Oh, who was that?
00:31:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
You fucking farted while I was talking.
00:31:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah.
00:31:35
leong kennedick
That
00:31:38
Steve-O
Who the was that?
00:31:39
leong kennedick
that was damn it, dude.
00:31:40
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah it was me, but that's what we call timing.
00:31:40
Steve-O
but
00:31:42
leong kennedick
That was damn it as fuck.
00:31:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
but You know what that was, folks? That was a worried fart. That's a nervous fart because Devin thinks this isn't going to be good.
00:31:46
ThirstTrapLeon
I
00:31:46
leong kennedick
Oh.
00:31:49
leong kennedick
ah
00:31:50
ThirstTrapLeon
i was really i was really stressed out about this show, guys.
00:31:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's stressed. I could see it. Episode one he's going to look real thin and Devin's going to be like, as my career is over.
00:32:01
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, my career's over.
00:32:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's what he's going say.
00:32:01
Steve-O
Dude, this is my thing. Like, you know how Resident Evil is our thing? this was This one was mine.
00:32:07
leong kennedick
This is mine.
00:32:08
Steve-O
they fucked it up.
00:32:10
leong kennedick
Wait, Devin, do you even have a Leviathan axe tattoo yet or not?
00:32:13
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no. No, no.
00:32:14
leong kennedick
Do you even like God of War?
00:32:15
ThirstTrapLeon
My thing... Listen, listen. My thing is not God of War.
00:32:17
leong kennedick
Did you even get Mjolnir, the special edition?
00:32:18
ThirstTrapLeon
My thing Warhammer. We've established this. They fucked that up, and I'm...
00:32:21
Steve-O
Well, let's talk in the let's talk in the world of games specifically.
00:32:22
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:32:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Space Marine 2.
00:32:25
leong kennedick
Yeah, I mean...
00:32:26
ThirstTrapLeon
That's a game.
00:32:27
Steve-O
No, no, no, no.
00:32:28
leong kennedick
yeah well yeah but you have the Buster...
00:32:28
Steve-O
Actually, or Space Marine 2, I guess.
00:32:30
leong kennedick
The Buster Sword means more to you than than Blades of Chaos or Leviathan?
00:32:35
Steve-O
Yeah, are you more a Final Fantasy guy than God of War?
00:32:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
Some God of War fans would call you a buster.
00:32:39
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean... I mean, the problem with God of War is like, yeah, well, one, I didn't want to put an axe.
00:32:44
leong kennedick
well You mean God of Woke?
00:32:46
ThirstTrapLeon
There was a ah motif.
00:32:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's on his dick. That's what he's trying to get to.
00:32:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, guys.
00:32:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nah.
00:32:51
ThirstTrapLeon
What if I had a secret dick tattoo and it was...
00:32:53
leong kennedick
The problem with God of Woke is that it's woke now.
00:32:54
Steve-O
Yo, you got the balls of chaos.
00:32:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Would you, wait wait, would you guys be mad that I didn't show you? Like, that I kept it from you?
00:33:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nah.
00:33:00
leong kennedick
What?
00:33:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
00:33:01
ThirstTrapLeon
If I had a dick tattoo of the Leviathan axe...
00:33:02
leong kennedick
What, your tattoos?
00:33:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
If he had a dick tattoo.
00:33:05
Steve-O
I'd be bothered by the fact that you didn't at least tell us.
00:33:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah like I think that's where I would be upset or you didn't because like you would con wouldn't confide that you had a dick tattoo.
00:33:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:33:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Not that i
00:33:17
Steve-O
Would that, would you have the, the ax?
00:33:19
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, because if I said it, you guys would be like, no, you have to show it
00:33:23
Steve-O
like Where, where would you have the, like the head of the ax?
00:33:23
ThirstTrapLeon
you kidding me?
00:33:24
leong kennedick
Yeah, yeah.
00:33:25
ThirstTrapLeon
There's no universe where I say I have it and you guys would go, okay, that's cool.
00:33:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:33:27
leong kennedick
Yeah, no, you would have, yeah, you ah real talk, you would have you would have to show it, Devin, I'm sorry.
00:33:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, dude, come
00:33:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
All right. Vertix out.
00:33:34
leong kennedick
No pause, no pause after that, you would you would have to show it
00:33:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:33:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
i did i did I did read an article, just so you're if you're not thinking about it, Devin, um that dick tattoos can cause a syndrome where you're semi-erect for the rest of your life.
00:33:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Whoa.
00:33:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
So if you want that...
00:33:50
ThirstTrapLeon
I need that just to be confident.
00:33:51
Steve-O
no no hold on you're semi-erect but does that mean you can never be erect again
00:33:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, I think you can you can get fully erect, but you're always...
00:33:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh. Oh, you're just halfway there every time. Dude.
00:33:59
Steve-O
okay i i thought you just meant you were permanently in half chub state yeah
00:33:59
leong kennedick
just have You just got a half chub?
00:34:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
You always got a chub. Yeah, you always are in permanent half-chub state.
00:34:05
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm, that's a, that's a big plus.
00:34:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay. Well, you heard it here.
00:34:09
ThirstTrapLeon
How, like, how that a big plus, you know?
00:34:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
You heard it here, folks.
00:34:12
leong kennedick
you heard it You heard it here first.
00:34:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's what he's doing. Leviathan acts.
00:34:18
leong kennedick
He loves chubs. He loves his chubs.
00:34:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Leviathan acts on his dick. Blades a chaos on each ball.
00:34:24
Steve-O
Wait, so hold on.
00:34:24
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, each sack is...
00:34:24
Steve-O
To go back to what we were actually talking about.
00:34:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
What are we talking about?
00:34:26
Steve-O
I'm
00:34:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
thought that's what we were talking about.
00:34:30
Steve-O
not going to lie. I've always associated you, Devin, with God of War. And sure, you tried to lie and be like, yeah, Kingdom Hearts is my thing.
00:34:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah,
00:34:40
Steve-O
Yeah, this is my thing. But at the end of the day, I feel like God of War kind of like really encapsulates you.
00:34:45
leong kennedick
Yeah. I mean, that's what I always thought. That's why it's kind of weird to me that you don't...
00:34:48
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, that's that's fair. So here's here's the thing.
00:34:50
leong kennedick
I'm not trying to trigger you into getting another tattoo, Devin, but, you know.
00:34:53
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, here's the, I'll be honest.
00:34:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's got another arm.
00:34:55
ThirstTrapLeon
This is why. The reason is one, like ax didn't go with the sword motif I was going for. Two, you just, yeah, I wasn't just going to get one tattoo.
00:35:02
leong kennedick
You have two arms, Devin.
00:35:06
leong kennedick
You can get axe you got get axe on another another arm.
00:35:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
wouldn't I wouldn't put it on your arm.
00:35:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, my dick. I know, but.
00:35:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, I wouldn't put it on your dick. I'm being serious here, actually.
00:35:14
leong kennedick
Behind your ear, you get a little tiny baby and Leviathan tattoo behind your ear.
00:35:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, I it.
00:35:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, actually, dude, actually, that'd be kind of cool.
00:35:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
I would actually, Devin, I would put it on your back.
00:35:19
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm not going lie. ah See, i don't want I don't want back tattoos.
00:35:24
leong kennedick
I'll get the, you know what, Devin?
00:35:24
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't want a tattoo what we that I can't see.
00:35:25
leong kennedick
I'll get the, I'll get the resident, Devin, at your bachelor party, wherever we go, I'm going to, I'll get a little tiny little baby Resident Evil four four behind my ear and you can get the Leviathan axe, okay?
00:35:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, that's where it should be.
00:35:25
Steve-O
Kevin's waiting for the Yakuza call.
00:35:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay, I'll get the level.
00:35:36
Steve-O
No, no, no, no, no.
00:35:36
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:35:37
Steve-O
Hold on. The motif is axes. So you'd have to get Leon's hatchet.
00:35:41
leong kennedick
Your hatchet!
00:35:41
Steve-O
from Nine.
00:35:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh,
00:35:42
leong kennedick
and I'd rather have Krauser's knife.
00:35:45
Steve-O
I'm looking up famous famous video game axes.
00:35:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
whoa.
00:35:47
ThirstTrapLeon
oh Oh, John, John, that's what you wanted to ask Chris, I think. It was a ax or a knife hatchet or knife, I think, John.
00:35:52
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
00:35:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Are you fucking serious? Knife, man.
00:35:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Knife?
00:35:55
leong kennedick
Yeah, Chris is a knife guy.
00:35:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Really?
00:35:57
leong kennedick
i yeah i don't even have to ask him.
00:35:58
ThirstTrapLeon
i'm and
00:35:59
Steve-O
Yeah, y'all were talking knives earlier.
00:35:59
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm so much more ingrained in the hatchet.
00:35:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nah.
00:36:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
I just think the hatchet...
00:36:03
leong kennedick
I know, I like the hatchet's cool, but because he's old.
00:36:06
ThirstTrapLeon
And it's also more efficient for fucking killing zombies.
00:36:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:36:06
leong kennedick
We're not there yet.
00:36:10
leong kennedick
Uh, more efficient? He's not parrying fucking bullets.
00:36:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, no, you're you're arguing efficiency versus precision. i'm all about precision, Leon, with the knife. Like being able to place it wherever he needs it is more cool to me.
00:36:19
leong kennedick
Yeah, he's a surgeon. He's literally a surgeon.
00:36:25
Steve-O
The credit I got to give Capcom, he doesn't throw his hatchet. That is a bad throwing hatchet.
00:36:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's a hack and hatchet only.
00:36:33
Steve-O
Yeah, it was it was described to me as being a hatchet. You would have to throw infinitely harder because you would need to rotate the handle.
00:36:41
leong kennedick
Oh, yeah. And he's got...
00:36:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Because it's heavier.
00:36:45
Steve-O
hmm.
00:36:45
leong kennedick
He's got Redfield Syndrome.
00:36:48
Steve-O
Scott Redfield syndrome.
00:36:48
leong kennedick
That's what we're calling Raccoon City Disease is Redfield Syndrome.
00:36:51
Steve-O
um
00:36:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:53
leong kennedick
It's just named after the family.
00:36:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
So your axe guy, Steve, what axe did you end up going with?
00:36:58
Steve-O
Oh, um
00:37:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like a tomahawk?
00:37:00
leong kennedick
Uh...
00:37:01
Steve-O
oh for wait wait, what are we talking about?
00:37:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
you You were talking to your axe guy because you were buying an axe and you said, don't get the Resident Evil 9 when you won't be able to throw.
00:37:06
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
00:37:06
Steve-O
No,
00:37:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
I get this tomahawk.
00:37:11
Steve-O
ah
00:37:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
I imagine, right?
00:37:11
Steve-O
no, no. I mean, just I just got this from my girlfriend because she used to throw axes for a living.
00:37:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, shit.
00:37:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:37:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Whoa, that's cool.
00:37:19
Steve-O
So I might die one day. And if there's an axe in my back, you know why.
00:37:24
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. Yeah, well, the other thing is, like, how many...
00:37:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Devin's my axe guy.
00:37:28
ThirstTrapLeon
What's a what's a big famous axe?
00:37:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
don't know shit about axes.
00:37:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Like, you know, there's Leviathan axe.
00:37:30
Steve-O
Gimli's axe.
00:37:33
leong kennedick
Leviathan is probably the the goat axe, right?
00:37:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Gimli's pretty Gimli's pretty cool.
00:37:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Gimli has, like, five axes, though.
00:37:36
Steve-O
Stormbreaker.
00:37:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Stormbreaker.
00:37:37
ThirstTrapLeon
that's The problem is, that's not really axe.
00:37:39
leong kennedick
Here, best axe in video game history.
00:37:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Stormbreaker.
00:37:42
ThirstTrapLeon
It's a Leviathan axe.
00:37:42
leong kennedick
Let's see.
00:37:44
ThirstTrapLeon
What else could it even be?
00:37:45
leong kennedick
It has to be.
00:37:46
Steve-O
It's got to be the Leviathan axe.
00:37:46
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
00:37:47
leong kennedick
Yeah, there's... the That thing is fucking overpowered, dude. The fact that you can just... and You can fucking summon it back, like, like, miles away from where you were before, and it'll just destroy everything in its path to get back to you.
00:37:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:38:02
leong kennedick
Like, how cool is that?
00:38:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Like, I don't even know...
00:38:05
leong kennedick
Elder Scrolls has the Daedric Axe.
00:38:07
ThirstTrapLeon
okay Sure.
00:38:09
leong kennedick
um Persona 4 Arena has the Labris.
00:38:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
There you go.
00:38:12
ThirstTrapLeon
You know I'd wear that axe.
00:38:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
le Labia.
00:38:14
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, I'll get the that axe Matthew McConaughey has in the the Dragon movie.
00:38:19
leong kennedick
it lava Is more powerful, or would you rank it higher than the Master Sword?
00:38:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Whoa.
00:38:27
leong kennedick
Steve, on terms of power level?
00:38:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Whoa.
00:38:31
leong kennedick
is it the best Is it the greatest weapon ever in video game history?
00:38:31
Steve-O
Um,
00:38:36
Steve-O
I don't know if I can answer that.
00:38:39
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, the problem is, is I think, i would say the blades are
00:38:40
Steve-O
I am very biased.
00:38:40
leong kennedick
Or is it or is it rivers Or is it Rivers of Blood, Chris? I always go back to Rivers of Blood, always.
00:38:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
Actually, for me, it's the B-blade, but that's more than
00:38:50
leong kennedick
Oh, Blasphemous Blade.
00:38:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Blasphemous Blade.
00:38:51
ThirstTrapLeon
are... For me, it's Sora's ultimate weapon, ultimate weapon, with the Keyblade.
00:38:52
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:38:56
leong kennedick
You know what? Let me look.
00:38:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, my God, that's so cool.
00:38:57
leong kennedick
Oh.
Video Game Franchise Debates
00:39:00
leong kennedick
The key?
00:39:00
ThirstTrapLeon
with
00:39:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, look, look, he's holding.
00:39:02
Steve-O
well
00:39:02
leong kennedick
The key sword?
00:39:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, the Keyblade, bro.
00:39:02
leong kennedick
Oh! Hey!
00:39:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, my God.
00:39:04
leong kennedick
Hey, Chris!
00:39:04
Steve-O
but ah
00:39:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Whoa.
00:39:05
leong kennedick
Hey, Chris! Here's my key sword. Check out how badass I am. Passing.
00:39:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
Dude, that's so cool. I love Disney.
00:39:11
leong kennedick
Passing. Passing.
00:39:12
Steve-O
Wait, hold on. Devin, do you have a key sword tattoo?
00:39:15
ThirstTrapLeon
wasn't it
00:39:16
Steve-O
Do you have a key sword tattoo?
00:39:18
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no.
00:39:19
leong kennedick
oh
00:39:20
ThirstTrapLeon
I, ah and' that's a tough one.
00:39:20
Steve-O
I also, I'm very privy that it is called the Keyblade, but I like that we're sticking to call it the key sword.
00:39:26
leong kennedick
Dude, I'd rather have rather have Squall's Gunblade than the Keyblade, to be honest.
00:39:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
you nobody hes lord i attach You know on me?
00:39:32
Steve-O
A gun blade is cool. I do think the gun blade is cool.
00:39:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Now, dude, the key blades like cool. I don't think I can stomach get a key blade tattoo.
00:39:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
K-Sif.
00:39:40
leong kennedick
ah Devin, I would i would just yeah ill just make fun of you every time I saw you.
00:39:41
ThirstTrapLeon
That's just the characters, Chris.
00:39:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Just get K-Sif tattooed on your chest, motherfucker.
00:39:43
ThirstTrapLeon
It's not a weapon.
00:39:44
Steve-O
Red line.
00:39:45
ThirstTrapLeon
You can't just yell and argue. You can't just yell at Kate Sith.
00:39:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
I want you to get big old K-Sif tattooed.
00:39:50
ThirstTrapLeon
We're talking about like famous war weapons, and you're like, Kate Sith.
00:39:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, that's a weapon, technically.
00:39:55
ThirstTrapLeon
And then Steve would go it's pronounced Kat-shee.
00:39:57
leong kennedick
I mean, Master Sword is the... the Master Sword has the aura, right?
00:39:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Cat shit, actually.
00:40:00
Steve-O
Well, gold.
00:40:02
leong kennedick
But, like, Master Sword I mean, is Leviathan even...
00:40:03
Steve-O
Yeah, Master Sword.
00:40:07
leong kennedick
Like, do you take those over Blades of Chaos, though, over? Like... like
00:40:10
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Me personally, i mean, they're both great, but I think Blades of Chaos is is over Leviathan X.
00:40:14
leong kennedick
Easy, Devon. Be careful. Be careful, Devon. Devon, be very careful.
00:40:18
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm careful.
00:40:18
leong kennedick
very Be very careful.
00:40:19
Steve-O
The Master Sword can be like a gun, though. You can just swing that thing and it it it literally shoots off a wave of itself.
00:40:23
leong kennedick
Yeah, but... i hate I hate to take a piece of Devin's brain meat and say this right now, but it breaks and needs to be repaired in the best games in the series.
00:40:30
Steve-O
Sure. Mm-hmm.
00:40:36
Steve-O
it does In the new ones, yes, it does it does break.
00:40:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, no, that thing... ah I think it's fucking garbage.
00:40:41
leong kennedick
Yeah, sorry sorry to take some meat from your brain.
00:40:42
Steve-O
But wait, can Leviathan break too then? Is that a breakable axe?
00:40:46
ThirstTrapLeon
No.
00:40:47
leong kennedick
I don't think so.
00:40:47
ThirstTrapLeon
No, you don't have to fucking...
00:40:48
leong kennedick
No, that thing is indestructible.
00:40:50
ThirstTrapLeon
No, dude, it literally went up against Mjolnir and then created a frozen lightning bolt.
00:40:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mjolnir. Mjolnir!
00:40:57
Steve-O
If Link found that in Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom, would it have a
00:41:04
leong kennedick
Yo, what if we're... Yo, what if God of War started an axe fucking...
00:41:05
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Link's world is like just super fragile.
00:41:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:41:09
leong kennedick
What if God War started an axe meta, and then the next Zelda game you have an axe? That would be bad. I would hate it.
00:41:14
Steve-O
That would be bad.
00:41:15
leong kennedick
They'll never do it.
00:41:15
Steve-O
That would be something. Because keep in mind, like the early 2010s, that was the bone arrow meta.
00:41:18
leong kennedick
They're too scared Nintendo.
00:41:24
Steve-O
Like 2013 specifically, everything had a bone arrow because of fucking Hawkeye.
00:41:31
leong kennedick
Yeah, I mean...
00:41:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hawkeye?
00:41:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Hmm.
00:41:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Really?
00:41:32
Steve-O
Yeah, because it was like Avengers. Avengers came out and then Lara Croft. She was like very prominent in the the reboot of her games with like the bow and arrow tears of the kingdom.
00:41:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
true. you're last of us part two.
00:41:44
Steve-O
All those like trailers and stuff.
00:41:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, dude.
00:41:47
Steve-O
Last of Us, bow and arrow, big bow and arrow is at those points.
00:41:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's true.
00:41:50
Steve-O
But then we kind of phased it because we're like, what if we just had guns?
00:41:52
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:41:53
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah was ah What year was John's favorite game, Horizon Zero Dawn?
00:41:53
Steve-O
What if we just used guns? 2017.
00:41:57
Steve-O
twenty seventeen
00:41:59
leong kennedick
That same year as Breath of the Wild, because remember?
00:41:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Dude, that was big era. yeah
00:42:02
Steve-O
But like keep in mind, keep in mind, that was like that was like the gaming process where like people who were starting games in 2013, they probably didn't come out until 2017.
00:42:02
leong kennedick
It was just a poor imitation of that game.
00:42:02
ThirstTrapLeon
I blacked it out.
00:42:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Not fair.
00:42:14
leong kennedick
What's the eyeball sword in Soul Calibur?
00:42:14
Steve-O
So axes.
00:42:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, a nightmare.
00:42:17
leong kennedick
Soul Edge?
00:42:17
Steve-O
Oh, nate yeah.
00:42:18
leong kennedick
That's pretty god tier.
00:42:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh yeah. Yeah. old age
00:42:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nightmare.
00:42:20
Steve-O
I mean, Asteros has an axe, right? He's a big axe.
00:42:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. But like, was he anyone's main ever?
00:42:26
Steve-O
I think like rain...
00:42:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Fuck. Probably.
00:42:29
leong kennedick
Could Link pick up Leviathan and you and use it and be and be proficient with it
00:42:35
Steve-O
Yes, Link would be able to pick up any weapon and use it to... He is a fighter class.
00:42:39
leong kennedick
would it?
00:42:39
Steve-O
He can use any weapon proficiently.
00:42:41
leong kennedick
Would it break, though? Would it break, though?
00:42:43
ThirstTrapLeon
the prop so So here's the thing.
00:42:43
Steve-O
Yes, yes.
00:42:44
leong kennedick
they fri
00:42:44
Steve-O
Oh, yeah absolutely.
00:42:45
ThirstTrapLeon
It wouldn't come back to him, though. It wouldn't come back like Kratos.
00:42:49
Steve-O
He doesn't need it. He just uses a fucking boomerang for that.
00:42:52
ThirstTrapLeon
No, i'm I'm just saying like he couldn't use it as well as Kratos, I guess, is the argument, right?
00:42:58
Steve-O
Kratos is a barbarian, so he specializes in those weapons as well.
00:43:00
ThirstTrapLeon
He's not a barbarian, dude.
00:43:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wait, wait, wait.
00:43:02
leong kennedick
Chris, what's the God-tier weapon in Bloodborne?
00:43:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Are you kidding me?
00:43:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Could Link...
00:43:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah Moonlight Greatsword.
00:43:10
leong kennedick
same as Elden Ring?
00:43:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Not Kirkhammer, right? Don't people like Kirkhammer?
00:43:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it's the game that's in it.
00:43:12
leong kennedick
Same fuck.
00:43:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's the sword that's in every fucking FromSoft game.
00:43:16
Steve-O
<unk> a phenomenal weapon.
00:43:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, is it really in every phoneol game of game?
00:43:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
It is...
00:43:19
leong kennedick
Oh yeah, you know what? This...
00:43:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
it cutes It shoots waves like fucking the Master Sword.
00:43:22
leong kennedick
Alright, let's talk about this then. Because I needed...
00:43:24
Steve-O
You couldn't block it in Demon's Souls.
00:43:26
leong kennedick
Well, i guess we I guess we could wait until Chris has done Resident Evil Requiem, or we could just talk about it now.
00:43:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nope.
00:43:35
leong kennedick
Where does a Resident Evil rank, you think, ah on terms of game gaming franchises?
00:43:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
franchises for me Chris Galanti sitting here
00:43:40
leong kennedick
is it Yeah, is it the best?
00:43:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
um
00:43:45
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:43:50
leong kennedick
Easy, Chris.
00:43:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
it's like it's it's it's it's it's like that friend that's just always reliable and is always there for you and it never lets you down and
00:43:51
leong kennedick
Chris, take it easy now. Chill. You might say something you might regret.
00:44:09
leong kennedick
there you go. That's where you're wrong, Chris.
00:44:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, I mean, at least somewhat recently, like for me.
00:44:11
Steve-O
Can i
00:44:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, now that it's kicked its addiction, it's it's really turned its life around.
00:44:18
Steve-O
can I propose something?
00:44:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
And yeah, it's gotten it's gotten to be my my best friend for a long time. It's been what, almost 10, 15 years?
00:44:26
leong kennedick
this game was If this game was was bad,
00:44:27
Steve-O
First one 1996. So 30 years. Yeah, 17, 2017. so thirty years
00:44:30
leong kennedick
If this game was bad, though, would you feel the same way, Chris?
00:44:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, I'm saying like the the recent Renaissance, Resident Evil songs.
00:44:36
Steve-O
yeah seventeen
00:44:37
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:44:37
Steve-O
twenty seventeen
00:44:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
So like it's been ten almost 10 years of just solid shit for...
00:44:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, just fucking dubs.
00:44:43
Steve-O
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:44:45
leong kennedick
And not only that, but like...
00:44:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
um That's a long time, man. I'm
00:44:48
leong kennedick
Yeah, like it it says a lot, too, when Capcom is like, oh, this game's coming out this date, and it comes out this date. It doesn't get delayed. It it doesn't come...
00:44:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
going to get delayed. Works on everything.
00:44:57
leong kennedick
They don't show... They don't show shit 10 years before it's slated to maybe appear in a roadmap to come out at some point. you know They're like, this is our game.
00:45:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
it's it's it's It's hard to even think of the series passed as past 10 years, if if I'm really honest with you.
00:45:08
leong kennedick
It's coming out.
00:45:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
the ah The things that come to mind, obviously, the first time I played Resident Evil 1 and first time I played Resident Evil 2.
00:45:19
leong kennedick
The girl was designed by Gen.ai, though.
00:45:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay.
00:45:22
leong kennedick
so um just I'm just kidding.
00:45:22
Steve-O
No, that's baloney. That's baloney. That's too good.
00:45:26
leong kennedick
I'm just kidding.
00:45:26
Steve-O
Yeah, have you looked at her hands?
00:45:26
leong kennedick
I'm just kidding.
00:45:28
Steve-O
There's like too many fingers
00:45:30
leong kennedick
yeah oh no
00:45:31
ThirstTrapLeon
There's eyeballs in all these weird places.
00:45:32
leong kennedick
no
00:45:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
i I also, i you know, I successfully dodged Revelations and all those other...
00:45:40
leong kennedick
No, revelation the first Revelations was good.
00:45:40
Steve-O
on her.
00:45:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
wall
00:45:41
leong kennedick
but like
00:45:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
I didn't get into it past that, past five, really.
00:45:42
leong kennedick
i mean i
00:45:44
Steve-O
it would That was like a cesspool period for Resident Evil.
00:45:44
leong kennedick
i know, but yeah, i yeah in my in my opinion, yeah and plus the original Revelations was a game for the 3DS.
00:45:53
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
00:45:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:45:54
leong kennedick
like that was It originally came out on 3DS, and it was really
00:45:55
Steve-O
And one of them was like episodic too, right?
00:45:58
leong kennedick
It was really good on the 3DS. And then I remember trying to play it when they like ported it to like TV consoles and it just didn't feel the same.
00:46:05
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:46:07
leong kennedick
So like that,
00:46:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
regardless, I just missed it for a while. And really did.
00:46:10
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:46:11
ThirstTrapLeon
You missed all the bad stuff.
00:46:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
After five, like five left kind of a bad taste in my mouth.
00:46:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:46:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
And I, I ended up kind of not playing any Resident Evil games for a long stretch. And, um, 10 years a ago, you know, the remake started coming out.
00:46:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Actually, obviously I played Resident Evil one remake, but like, those seven, like, yeah, like as the, the series has progressed for these past 10 years, it's been nothing but success and consistency.
00:46:37
ThirstTrapLeon
Well, like so seven was a nice little surprise.
00:46:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
And I can't even think of another series that has been that consistent 10 years besides like, I mean, I can't, I can say from self, but that's not a series, right?
00:46:54
Steve-O
You can be confident.
00:46:59
leong kennedick
I mean, that's the that's the one question i wanted to ask you like
00:47:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's a company.
00:47:02
leong kennedick
Yeah, no, but I mean, like the like you could say that Bloodborne and Elden Ring and...
00:47:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
Are they, though?
00:47:09
leong kennedick
i don't know. You can tell...
00:47:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
I wouldn't call that like a franchise. They're companies'
00:47:15
leong kennedick
Yeah, but like, what about Demon's Souls?
00:47:16
Steve-O
It's a company, but they they focus on one genre.
00:47:17
leong kennedick
do Is Demon's Souls count as a Dark Souls game? Because then that puts it in four.
00:47:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
games. I guess, yes, but like as far as consistency for a franchise goes, Resident Evil's got it for me for the past 10 years.
00:47:29
ThirstTrapLeon
you
00:47:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
that that You're right. I think it is number one.
00:47:35
leong kennedick
Past 30 years.
00:47:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:47:37
leong kennedick
For some of us.
00:47:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
I mean, for me, like I've loved it since I was a kid, obviously, but like,
00:47:42
leong kennedick
Yeah, i was talking to Tim about this. Like, there's a lot of like, Key like canon gaming moments. That I like. In my in like just my life.
00:47:53
leong kennedick
Where I'm like oh there's Resident Evil.
00:47:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
you know yeah Let me tell you what Resident Evil is.
00:47:56
leong kennedick
Resident Evil did this.
00:47:56
Steve-O
Yeah, it's definitely up there.
00:47:57
leong kennedick
Resident Evil did this.
00:47:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know what Resident Evil is? Resident Evil is... Alright, I'm going bring up Woody Allen. There's Woody Allen movies, right? Where like the main character falls in love with this girl and he's infatuated with her.
00:48:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:48:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
But like halfway through the movie, they just don't...
00:48:12
leong kennedick
And it's his daughter. Sorry. Sorry.
00:48:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
00:48:15
Steve-O
it
00:48:15
leong kennedick
that say
00:48:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
but Well, i like, so he's infatuated with this girl, but there's this other girl and he's always kind of with her and he's very friendly with her and he talks to her all the time. And there's some conflict and in incongruity with their personalities, but in the end they're really close, but he's infatuated with this other girl. And then like midway through the movie, he know he figures it out. Like it doesn't work. Like it's an infatuation. He's not really in love with her.
00:48:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
he's really in love with this other girl that has been in the margins for, for his whole life, but it's always been there. Right. That's resident evil for me.
00:48:52
Steve-O
Who's the other girl?
00:48:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
The other girl, I think flits between a lot of different franchises over time.
00:48:55
ThirstTrapLeon
life.
00:48:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like things that I really enjoyed, like, um I'm trying to think like actual franchise, like,
00:49:05
Steve-O
Well, here's the thing. I pulled up a list of the the top 50 best selling video game franchises, and I'm going to ask you guys if Resident Evil is better or worse than the franchises.
00:49:14
leong kennedick
Is Resident Evil better? Okay. Okay.
00:49:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay, let's go.
00:49:17
Steve-O
Now, I'm going start off hard because it didn't make this list, but I know this is another one of our guys. When I think of us, I think of this series, and that's Castlevania.
00:49:31
leong kennedick
Resident Evil's better.
00:49:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, Cass...
00:49:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Hmm. Resi. Oh, like. So the question is just is Resident Evil better than this?
00:49:36
Steve-O
Is the Resident Evil franchise better or worse than the Castlevania franchise?
00:49:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Better.
00:49:40
leong kennedick
tell you I'll tell you this.
00:49:40
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:49:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Better.
00:49:41
leong kennedick
I'll tell you this. when alter slash god of games was put in charge of Castlevania, I did not play those games because they didn't speak to me like the originals did, right?
00:49:56
Steve-O
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
00:50:00
leong kennedick
um If Kojima ever did Resident Evil, I would be day zero. And even if it's bad, I would still play the shit out of it just because Resident Evil you know is Resident Evil.
00:50:09
Steve-O
Okay.
00:50:14
leong kennedick
Castlevania,
00:50:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
It hasn't really progressed into the modern age very well.
00:50:17
leong kennedick
It's tough.
00:50:20
leong kennedick
Right.
00:50:20
Steve-O
No.
00:50:21
leong kennedick
Yeah.
00:50:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's the problem.
00:50:22
leong kennedick
And even, um, like, have they even, like, I guess they technically have tried remaking or reimagining some of the older titles. Um, it's just not, you know.
00:50:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
Honestly, when I think of the best modern Castlevania games, I think of FromSoft games. like this Like the spirit of
00:50:39
leong kennedick
Right, and then, like, yeah, and, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I totally agree with that. Like, it's not like, um,
00:50:49
Steve-O
I may may have to make this a spreadsheet.
00:50:51
leong kennedick
yeah, cause like resident evil, like will revolutionize the industry and then still, and like make the bet the best version of that game still, you know, like it's kind of like, um, like resume four is like pretty much, I mean, in my opinion, i don't know if you guys feel the same way, but the original resident before is, is basically like super Mario 64, like where it's like, you know,
00:51:16
leong kennedick
here's like this style of game that you, you really didn't see ever.
00:51:20
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:51:21
leong kennedick
And it's also the best. It's also the best version of it. Good luck. Good luck. And then like everybody tried to make, tried to recreate that same style of game. Even now, 2018 God Wars is literally a Resident Evil four clone in my opinion.
00:51:37
leong kennedick
Sorry, Devin, but you know, like, like there's that.
00:51:39
ThirstTrapLeon
ah That's a stretch.
00:51:43
leong kennedick
And then like,
00:51:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, sure.
00:51:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think it's fair to say that Resident Evil is a better franchise.
00:51:45
leong kennedick
resident evil resident evil one too like yeah because like it's resident evil one as well like here's ah here's basically uh our version of this type of game good luck trying to replicate it and then everybody tries to replicate resident evil it tries to replicate survival horror and still it's still it's not the same you know like
00:52:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
00:52:04
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:52:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
We've gone through our dino crises and our silent hills.
00:52:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Silent Hills.
00:52:10
Steve-O
that's That's like a problem we all face in our lives.
00:52:11
ThirstTrapLeon
All right, yeah.
00:52:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
And you know what?
00:52:14
Steve-O
Like, I know, crisis is.
00:52:14
ThirstTrapLeon
so So I'd say, yeah, confidently ah better than Castlevania as a franchise.
00:52:14
leong kennedick
Fatal Frames.
00:52:18
Steve-O
OK, so I'm putting I'm putting that below Resident Evil now.
00:52:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's fair.
00:52:24
leong kennedick
Castlevania is just a Hollow Knight-like now.
00:52:25
Steve-O
Oh,
00:52:27
leong kennedick
You know that, right?
00:52:27
Steve-O
lord man
00:52:29
leong kennedick
i love that shit. That made me spit out my coffee when somebody posted. Because it's a clear troll post that it triggered everybody.
00:52:36
Steve-O
Dude, that's rage bait right there.
00:52:38
leong kennedick
Yeah, i love it.
00:52:39
Steve-O
ah So, okay. I'm just going to start at the bottom of this list. The number 50 best-selling video game franchise. There's some ties on here, too. I'm going skip ones that I think are are ones we won't even like.
00:52:51
leong kennedick
Minecraft.
00:52:52
Steve-O
um So right here, we're going do number 50.
00:52:54
leong kennedick
Minecraft.
00:52:57
Steve-O
Number 50 is Pac-Man.
00:52:59
ThirstTrapLeon
better.
00:52:59
Steve-O
Below Resident Evil.
00:52:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
Resident Evil better below Castlevania to
00:53:01
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Resident is better.
00:53:01
Steve-O
Below Castlevania.
00:53:01
leong kennedick
Yeah, better.
00:53:04
Steve-O
below Castlevania. So right now that is the third on our list. Marvel's Spider-Man.
00:53:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
below Castlevania below.
00:53:12
leong kennedick
Zero.
00:53:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Wait, like, like, just games or just in general?
00:53:13
leong kennedick
Can I give it a zero? Does that count?
00:53:15
Steve-O
No, so so worse than, re this is best-selling video game franchises.
00:53:18
leong kennedick
Can I give it a zero? Can just give it a zero and just delete it from the list?
00:53:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, oh, um, just, listen, I love me some Spider-Man, but there's only two fucking games, or three games.
00:53:24
Steve-O
I mean, we could just skip it. We don't even need to put this because it's it's from another thing.
00:53:26
leong kennedick
Does it count as a franchise? There's two games.
00:53:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's two games.
00:53:29
Steve-O
It's just on here for best-selling.
00:53:30
ThirstTrapLeon
two and a half. Alright, yeah, yeah.
00:53:31
Steve-O
All right.
00:53:31
leong kennedick
Okay.
00:53:32
Steve-O
I'm going to skip around on here just because i want to keep this a little bit tighter.
00:53:34
ThirstTrapLeon
have Yeah, find some heaters.
00:53:35
Steve-O
Destiny. Destiny.
00:53:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Resident Evil.
00:53:39
leong kennedick
ah Easy.
00:53:39
ThirstTrapLeon
worth
00:53:40
leong kennedick
i will Again, i don't think Destiny's a franchise.
00:53:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
I like it more. I like Castlevania more.
00:53:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:53:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, it's...
00:53:45
leong kennedick
i
00:53:45
Steve-O
It's number 46 on best-selling franchises.
00:53:46
ThirstTrapLeon
This came up on the Discord earlier.
00:53:48
leong kennedick
Yeah, but that's like that's like cheating.
00:53:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:53:50
leong kennedick
that's i say That's like saying window that's like saying window Windows is the best-selling operating system of all time.
00:53:50
ThirstTrapLeon
i would say
00:53:51
Steve-O
Okay, so are you saying are you saying they need to have... they need to Okay, okay. should i so should Should I focus on games that have like multiple, multiple entries?
00:53:56
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
00:53:59
leong kennedick
Yeah, like four. Let's say four more. Four more.
00:54:01
ThirstTrapLeon
I'd say four or more.
00:54:02
leong kennedick
Worse. love
00:54:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:54:03
Steve-O
Okay, okay, okay. um So Kirby, is it better or worse than Resident Evil?
00:54:10
ThirstTrapLeon
It's better.
00:54:10
leong kennedick
worse
00:54:11
ThirstTrapLeon
It's worse than Resident Evil.
00:54:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
oh damn Devin almost went on the curb he's like lock it in Devin lock him in he said yes
00:54:14
Steve-O
Almost got done.
00:54:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, almost broke it.
00:54:15
Steve-O
Almost got done.
00:54:15
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm sorry.
00:54:16
leong kennedick
crazyy
00:54:17
Steve-O
if
00:54:17
ThirstTrapLeon
i yeah You guys didn't see my ball sack Kirby tattoo, you guys?
00:54:18
Steve-O
Better or worse? Better worse? The Volsat Kirby where it's it's eating.
00:54:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Come on. He's swallowing my balls, dude.
00:54:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
suck it on your dick better ah ah worse than Castlevania yeah come on better than back
00:54:26
Steve-O
yeah but ah Better are worse than Castlevania?
00:54:28
ThirstTrapLeon
He's right under my ass.
00:54:35
leong kennedick
Worse, yeah.
00:54:36
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. Yeah, sure.
00:54:37
Steve-O
Better or worse than Pac-Man?
00:54:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Better than Pac-Man.
00:54:40
leong kennedick
Better.
00:54:41
Steve-O
Okay, so Kirby is our new number three.
00:54:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Better Gobbler.
00:54:45
Steve-O
Resident Evil still number one. Street Fighter.
00:54:48
leong kennedick
Ooh.
00:54:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Resident Evil is better than Street Fighter.
00:54:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, Resident Evil is better than Street Fighter. Resident Evil, I think Castlevania is better than Street Fighter in my mind.
00:54:54
leong kennedick
Ooh.
00:54:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Better.
00:54:59
leong kennedick
Ooh.
00:54:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm saying it.
00:55:00
ThirstTrapLeon
I would say Street Fighter is better than Castlevania.
00:55:01
leong kennedick
I don't know.
00:55:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
I disagree. I disagree. I like Castlevania.
00:55:06
leong kennedick
Street Fighter is better than Castlevania.
00:55:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
I like Castlevania way more. I really do.
00:55:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. this This is coming from somebody not a big Castlevania guy.
00:55:13
Steve-O
That's a tough one. That's a tough one.
00:55:14
leong kennedick
think this is ah i think is a get-good situation where like if you're good at Street Fighter, Chris, then maybe you'd like it more than Castlevania.
00:55:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, fuck you. i like Castlevania.
00:55:23
leong kennedick
yeah
00:55:23
Steve-O
because of that Because of that comment, I'm going to say Castlevania is better than Street Fighter because I was thinking about it too.
00:55:30
leong kennedick
I don't know, man. I mean, that's this is that's tough.
00:55:33
Steve-O
You know what's interesting?
00:55:33
ThirstTrapLeon
would you Would you say it's better than Resident Evil, John?
00:55:36
Steve-O
Resident Evil, Castlevania, and Street Fighter have all had their dark days. They've all had their fall periods. And then Resident Evil and Street Fighter had their, like, renaissances again.
00:55:47
leong kennedick
but like like chris said street fighter for i mean to me street fighter is also like i have two two best friends for my whole life it's resident evil and it's street fighter like yeah like it's just like even even how horrible five was and everything at launch like you know
00:55:58
Steve-O
Those are your must-buys.
00:56:05
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:56:06
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Listen, the only reason I'm going to say, because I think Resident Evil is just more, um like, fighting games are very, like, I feel like they're very specific for players. There's going to be a certain type of player.
00:56:16
Steve-O
Yeah, this is why had to make a specific one.
00:56:16
leong kennedick
Yeah, but like, no, no, no, no. But let me, let me, let me stop you right there.
00:56:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
kind of polarized too.
00:56:19
leong kennedick
Let me stop you right there. It is, right? But also, like, how, like Resident, like Resident Evil, very, so very similar.
00:56:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Mm-hmm.
00:56:27
leong kennedick
How often do you have a game franchise that defines the genre and still makes the best version of it? Right? Like, this is, every time a new Street Fighter comes out, it's a, it's ah a mini renaissance for fighting games.
00:56:40
leong kennedick
Everybody comes out with fighting games. Like, everybody's waiting for Street Fighter to come out so they can so they could take things from it because it's the gold standard, right?
00:56:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Right.
00:56:50
leong kennedick
Consistently. Like, again, like, I don't, we're not talking about sales numbers or whatever, but like, you know, I would argue like, here, I'll i'll tell you right right now. I think, res I think I i put Resident Evil above Street Fighter, but I also think Street Fighter is more of a household name than Resident Evil.
00:57:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't deny that, but like i'm I'm going personal here.
00:57:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, maybe.
00:57:10
leong kennedick
Okay.
00:57:12
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
00:57:12
leong kennedick
Yeah, and,
00:57:13
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, in in the real world, like you're saying, John Street Fighter is definitely bigger than Castlevania.
00:57:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's the way it is.
00:57:18
ThirstTrapLeon
That one, you know what?
00:57:19
leong kennedick
Like, i like i just got I just got, like, first-hand experience with with my ah with my nephew's birthday party and the kids' parents telling their kids who their Street Fighter mains were growing up.
00:57:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:57:31
leong kennedick
Like, you don't you don't get that with every game.
00:57:32
Steve-O
don't
00:57:34
leong kennedick
you don't You're not going to get that with Castlevania.
00:57:36
Steve-O
Now people aren't like, who's your Belmont?
00:57:36
leong kennedick
that
00:57:37
leong kennedick
Yeah, who's your Belmont? You could, but still, like, in a random and random setting. Yeah, in a random setting, it's like, you know, again, like, you know, i talked about canon moments earlier.
00:57:37
Steve-O
You could, you could, but kids, they don't have that.
00:57:48
leong kennedick
being growing up like that there's Resident Evil ones going back even further when I was younger there's Street Fighter ones too very first time you play Street Fighter you don't forget that you don't forget the the first character that you picked or the first character that you that you that you fall in love with and then seeing those same characters now in relevant games that are that are coming out in modern times like you don't you don't really get like get that with a lot of games so I like I i will strong I will strongly strongly say
00:58:13
Steve-O
Okay.
00:58:17
leong kennedick
Street Fighter is above Castlevania. From a general standpoint, not not even just bias, and bias.
00:58:21
Steve-O
Okay.
00:58:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
I, generalness, sure, but I just, I can't say it personally.
00:58:28
ThirstTrapLeon
like You like more
00:58:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's the only thing.
00:58:29
Steve-O
You know what? I'm going to do a split at this list right here.
00:58:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's where I'm at.
00:58:31
ThirstTrapLeon
like more Castlevania games than you do Street Fighter.
00:58:34
Steve-O
And at the very end, I want to see what people on the Discord think is a more accurate listing so john i'm gonna keep your street fighter above castlevania right here for right now because i do think that that is definitely like a real good argument for that
00:58:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think we are arguing preference more than anything.
00:58:51
leong kennedick
I mean, it's... We all argue preference, but I still think if we take bias out, I so i still think Street Fighter is a more impactful.
00:58:55
Steve-O
hmm
00:59:01
leong kennedick
And more, I would say, and and this is coming from fucking Hollow Knight superfan me, right? Which would never, would not exist without Castlevania, mind you, right?
00:59:12
leong kennedick
i just i just think, like, on terms of just, like, importance also in in video games, like, Street Fighter, it has to be up there. It has to be one of the top, one of the top most most iconic ones.
00:59:25
Steve-O
Well, I want to cause some trouble for Devin now.
00:59:27
ThirstTrapLeon
I just really appreciate how much that hurt John.
00:59:30
Steve-O
Because this one's going to hurt Devin now.
00:59:30
leong kennedick
What? Oh, that that I couldn't, that I couldn't decide decide between Resident Evil and Street Fighter?
00:59:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. yeah
00:59:36
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:59:37
leong kennedick
It's Resident Evil though, I think.
00:59:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
00:59:39
Steve-O
So right now i am going to do God of War. Is God of War better or worse than Resident Evil's franchise?
00:59:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Man. So, so this is where I do, I do struggle.
00:59:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's worse.
00:59:55
leong kennedick
It's below Pac-Man.
00:59:57
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:59:57
leong kennedick
It's below Pac-Man.
00:59:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Because there are some truly, truly dirtbag options in Resident Evil franchise, right?
01:00:08
ThirstTrapLeon
There's some dearome dirt in there.
01:00:10
leong kennedick
So you're saying pound for pound, Devin.
01:00:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Pound for pound, God of War.
01:00:13
leong kennedick
Pound for pound. Ooh.
01:00:15
ThirstTrapLeon
The worst God of War is like a like a fucking 7.8, you know what I mean? Like.
01:00:21
Steve-O
That's like the PSP one?
01:00:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
i I personally, this is me, the first three God of War games all run together.
01:00:29
ThirstTrapLeon
For you?
01:00:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's me.
01:00:30
ThirstTrapLeon
For you, maybe?
01:00:31
Steve-O
i mean I mean, genuinely, they are remaking them all together, so Chris kind of a point.
01:00:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
For me.
01:00:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Well, no, that's not true.
01:00:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
just I'm sorry to say it.
01:00:37
ThirstTrapLeon
That's not confirmed, Steve.
01:00:37
Steve-O
the question Yeah.
01:00:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
They all feel like it's like the same game.
01:00:38
ThirstTrapLeon
and We don't know what they're doing with that yet.
01:00:40
leong kennedick
them all together.
01:00:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, they announced them all.
01:00:42
leong kennedick
Oh, wait.
01:00:42
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't know if they're all going to be on the game or not.
01:00:43
Steve-O
well that's because they didn't know which parts of the story were which, so they couldn't show you.
01:00:44
leong kennedick
Oh, dog. Dog.
01:00:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, they're not sure. They're not sure. Man, I would say...
01:00:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
01:00:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Because, like, God of War really is, like, it's a stop in... and you know, stop and listen type of announcement. Same with a new resident evil, right? Like when that code Veronica trailer remake hits, I'm going to be like, well, I'm going to sit up same as I do with God of war.
01:01:05
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:01:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think the way that the way the the way that God War reinvented itself, I think it's, for me, way for the best.
01:01:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, and now I am more keyed in on God of War news. Like, I, you know, for my criticism of whoever the main character is in the next game, probably gonna play it anyway.
01:01:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, and enjoy it.
01:01:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah, so for me, I'd say God of War is over Resident Evil.
01:01:36
leong kennedick
Is better than Resident Evil? Oh my God.
01:01:38
ThirstTrapLeon
As a franchise, yeah.
01:01:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
No way.
01:01:40
leong kennedick
You disgust me.
01:01:41
Steve-O
Okay.
01:01:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Hey, hey, this me is me. This is me.
01:01:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
i would I would put God of War under a Street Fighter.
01:01:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Just wait until Steve says Kingdom Hearts.
01:01:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Street Fighter my number three.
01:01:46
Steve-O
So, so wait, so did Devin say that God of War is better than Resident Evil?
01:01:51
ThirstTrapLeon
I say God of War is better than Resident Evil.
01:01:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
God of War is better than Resident Evil.
01:01:54
Steve-O
Okay, so I'm making a Devin list now ah where God of War is over Resident Evil.
01:01:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. Okay.
01:02:00
Steve-O
And then ah let me ask if God of War is better than Castlevania for the others.
01:02:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, not for me.
01:02:08
Steve-O
Is God War better than a Street Fighter?
01:02:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, not for me.
01:02:12
Steve-O
God of War better than Kirby?
01:02:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yes.
01:02:15
Steve-O
Okay.
01:02:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay, thank you.
01:02:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
God, where is better than Kirby?
01:02:17
Steve-O
John, is God of War better than Street Fighter?
01:02:21
leong kennedick
You didn't ask me if it was better than Resident Evil.
01:02:24
Steve-O
I'm sorry.
01:02:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
I get him.
01:02:25
Steve-O
Is God of War better than Resident Evil?
01:02:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
Get him.
01:02:27
ThirstTrapLeon
man.
01:02:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
oh
01:02:29
ThirstTrapLeon
If John said that, that'd be like Hulk Hogan joining the NWO, dude.
01:02:29
leong kennedick
Yo, what if I said yes, David?
01:02:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Yes!
01:02:35
leong kennedick
yeah yeah
01:02:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
He'll turn.
01:02:36
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:02:36
leong kennedick
Oh, man, this is tough, man.
01:02:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
He'll turn.
01:02:38
leong kennedick
I mean, i'm not going to agree with Chris and say that the the first three games are... are the same game or whatever Chris said to fucking bait Devin.
01:02:50
leong kennedick
But, but, but, um, but, dude, I will say, I mean, cause this is the ah argument in Devin's favor, right?
01:02:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's how I feel.
01:02:52
ThirstTrapLeon
Twice over, yeah.
01:03:01
leong kennedick
The same, this is, this is the, this is the thing, the same like resurgence that God a War got from 2018, you could say Resident Evil did for itself probably twice now.
01:03:14
ThirstTrapLeon
fight's over yeah
01:03:16
leong kennedick
Twice over survives. Like, the only thing that's working against, in my opinion, in my humble, humble, unbiased opinion, the only thing that works against anything else that's not Resident Evil is what I said, like, all the stuff the stuff outside of the game itself, which is like, oh, we're consistently working on these games. We announce it. It comes out.
01:03:38
leong kennedick
Doesn't get delayed. No Gen AI.
01:03:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, man.
01:03:41
leong kennedick
No crunch.
01:03:41
ThirstTrapLeon
So nice. I mean, that might be crunch, but I hear you.
01:03:43
leong kennedick
yeah You know what i mean? Like, it's like, it's like almost like
01:03:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:03:47
leong kennedick
Yeah, and and and maybe maybe that's not speaking to Resident Evil itself.
01:03:49
ThirstTrapLeon
It's smooth operation going on. It's seemingly one.
01:03:52
leong kennedick
Yeah, but like they they have they have perfected like the logistics of making a AAA video game selling fucking five, what is it, five million units in five days?
01:04:03
Steve-O
5 million in like five days. Yeah.
01:04:05
leong kennedick
like That's crazy, you know?
01:04:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:04:07
leong kennedick
Whereas God of War comes out with this fucking poo-poo diarrhea Hollow Knight fucking failed attempt at at all at homaging a game that has nothing to do with Hollow Knight at all.
01:04:24
leong kennedick
ah
01:04:24
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:04:25
leong kennedick
Poo-poo piop poopoo pixel pixelated shadow drop. And then like, you know, we still, we still, don't when when did Ragnarok come out 2022? same It was the same year Elden Ring came out.
01:04:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, wow.
01:04:36
ThirstTrapLeon
I so. Sounds right.
01:04:38
Steve-O
I think so.
01:04:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:04:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:04:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:04:41
leong kennedick
You know, like we're going to have, we're going to have two FromSoft games before they even announce
01:04:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
01:04:46
leong kennedick
what the next Santa Monica God of War game is. And like, that hurts.
01:04:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, man.
01:04:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Three. Three, dog.
01:04:50
ThirstTrapLeon
No, no, that does hurt.
01:04:50
leong kennedick
So like, it hurts.
01:04:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Three.
01:04:51
ThirstTrapLeon
That does hurt.
01:04:52
leong kennedick
And like, and you know what, Devin, like you talk about pound for pound, but like, is pound for pound like good if, if, if ah Floyd Mayweather boxes every 10 years, you know, like, or like, yeah, he could win every, every match like in, in 1999 and 2009.
01:05:11
leong kennedick
But like, is he really the best fighter if he only fights, You know, once every once every seven or eight years, like is I don't know, man.
01:05:19
ThirstTrapLeon
I know. I'm just, heading hey, hey.
01:05:20
Steve-O
so So is it better or worse, John?
01:05:21
leong kennedick
I don't. It's worse than Resident Evil.
01:05:25
Steve-O
Okay.
01:05:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Big ass.
01:05:26
Steve-O
Street Fighter?
01:05:28
leong kennedick
It's below Street Fighter.
01:05:30
Steve-O
Castlevania.
01:05:33
leong kennedick
Man, this is because like the same shit I just said, the shit all over God War pretty much can apply to Castlevania as well. And then and then and you can argue that it doesn't move the needle for the for the franchise.
01:05:45
leong kennedick
Yeah, i would say it's it's above Castlevania by hair.
01:05:48
Steve-O
All right. Well, John, you're going to like this next one.
01:05:52
ThirstTrapLeon
Wait, Steve, have you been... had Do you have your own list? are you Okay, okay, okay.
01:05:54
Steve-O
i'll make my I'll make my own at some point.
01:05:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh
01:05:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
01:05:56
Steve-O
um Y'all are making good points. um That's the thing.
01:05:58
leong kennedick
A couple weeks.
01:06:00
Steve-O
that These are going to be some killer ones coming up, I think. um
01:06:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
oh yeah.
01:06:04
Steve-O
The next one is Halo.
01:06:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let's go.
01:06:05
Steve-O
Yeah?
01:06:07
leong kennedick
ah we put that Put that below Pac-Man for me, to be honest.
01:06:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
Below Kirby. yeah
01:06:11
Steve-O
yeah
01:06:12
ThirstTrapLeon
i
01:06:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
Below, below Kirby.
01:06:13
leong kennedick
Dude, i mean, now here's the here's the difference here's a difference between, like, and difference between the difference between Street Fighter and, like, and Resident Evil and then Halo is, not only do we have Dark Ages, but it's like we're infinitely, pun intended, infinitely in a Dark Age for Halo where Resident Evil, you you you play this game now, you don't even have to beat you can be where Chris is, and, like, the future the future could not be brighter for the franchise, right?
01:06:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
and Below Pac-Man. I agree with John.
01:06:28
Steve-O
Mm.
01:06:37
Steve-O
Mm.
01:06:40
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah Yeah, like...
01:06:41
leong kennedick
You know, and then
01:06:41
Steve-O
Mm.
01:06:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Obviously, if you made the joke...
01:06:43
leong kennedick
e
01:06:45
ThirstTrapLeon
like If we were like Resident Evil, but Resident Evil 6 just came out, you know what I mean? It'd be pretty low.
01:06:51
leong kennedick
Yeah, like, yeah, I'd be pretty fucking, I'd be pretty fucking low on Resident Evil.
01:06:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Halo... I'd say Halo's above Pac-Man for me.
01:06:58
Steve-O
Above Kirby.
01:07:01
leong kennedick
I say...
01:07:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
man loves him some Kirby.
01:07:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Multiplayer's really fun, man.
01:07:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
My man loves him some Kirby.
01:07:06
ThirstTrapLeon
can't...
01:07:06
leong kennedick
Yeah, but like, also, like, again, like, Halo, Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo Halo Reach...
01:07:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:07:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
I've never, never, ever, ever been a halo fan.
01:07:14
Steve-O
Oh, yes.
01:07:15
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah um Yeah.
01:07:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
am is below Pac-Man.
01:07:16
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm going to say above Kirby, but that's it.
01:07:18
Steve-O
Above Kirby for Devin and then below Pac-Man for Chris and John.
01:07:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mm-hmm.
01:07:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:07:24
Steve-O
So.
01:07:24
leong kennedick
No, put mine below Castlevania.
01:07:27
Steve-O
OK.
01:07:28
leong kennedick
One rank below Castlevania for me.
01:07:30
Steve-O
All right. So that one was a little bit of a palate cleanser. You thought that was a big one. This next one's the big one. It's Donkey Kong.
01:07:39
leong kennedick
Ooh.
01:07:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Below Castlevania.
01:07:45
Steve-O
All right.
01:07:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Man, personally, the needle's never moving for me on Donkey Kong, but I still want to respect it.
01:07:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, wait, wait. Yeah, below Castlevania.
01:07:54
ThirstTrapLeon
But like...
01:07:56
leong kennedick
Are we talking about Donkey Kong, the IP, or Donkey Kong Country?
01:08:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Donkey Kong. Okay.
01:08:02
Steve-O
I'm talking about the entire franchise, which is Donkey Kong, the arcade games, Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Konga...
01:08:02
leong kennedick
Or Donkey Kong Country?
01:08:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, I assume it's Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Kong 64, Donkey Kong.
01:08:09
leong kennedick
Donkey Kong-a.
01:08:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
okay
01:08:13
leong kennedick
Dude, I gotta put Donkey Kong above Halo. i Donkey Kong, but you know what? Maybe Donkey Kong before above Castlevania, too,
01:08:24
Steve-O
God of War. Is it better or worse than God of War?
01:08:26
leong kennedick
I would say, you know, wherever wherever I have God of War, put Donkey Kong one level below it.
01:08:33
Steve-O
Okay, so it's between God of War and Castlevania.
01:08:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Above God of War.
01:08:40
Steve-O
Above God of War, so Street Fighter's better than it, Chris?
01:08:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Jesus Christ. Chris, what's the last Donkey Kong game you even played?
01:08:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
I love the Donkey Kong Country games.
01:08:49
ThirstTrapLeon
man. All right, Donkey Kong.
01:08:49
Steve-O
fee respect Dude, that's his guy in Smash Bros.
01:08:50
leong kennedick
Donkey Kong Country... Well, Donkey Kong Country technically...
01:08:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
I played those dogs. Ah, man.
01:08:54
leong kennedick
Donkey Kong Country do co culture is basically is basically the first Souls games, I think.
01:08:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
And also, I played i played Donkey Kong 64, too. I love that game so much. I loved it.
01:09:04
leong kennedick
Yeah, Donkey Kong Country is basically Souls-like.
01:09:04
Steve-O
So
01:09:06
ThirstTrapLeon
man i don you
01:09:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
I got it.
01:09:07
Steve-O
so Chris, is Street Fighter better or worse than Donkey Kong?
01:09:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
I like Donkey Kong more than Street Fighter.
01:09:12
Steve-O
More than Street Fighter.
01:09:13
leong kennedick
That's crazy.
01:09:13
Steve-O
More than Castlevania?
01:09:14
leong kennedick
It's crazy for me.
01:09:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, no, nope.
01:09:15
Steve-O
Okay. All right. So then it is above Street Fighter. um And then Devin, where do you put Donkey Kong?
01:09:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Below Halo.
01:09:25
Steve-O
Okay. So below Halo, above Kirby.
01:09:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Fuck. No, below Kirby.
01:09:31
Steve-O
hello kirby ah Below Below... or above Pac-Man Above Pac-Man.
01:09:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Above Pac-Man.
01:09:37
Steve-O
Okay. All right next one I'm gonna go through um
01:09:43
leong kennedick
Man, I'm not looking forward to these.
01:09:45
Steve-O
Some of these are oh here we go here's one um Borderlands
01:09:49
leong kennedick
Here we go. I'll
01:09:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Man, Borderlands is fun, but it's like, it's just the series I don't think I take all that seriously. Which I frankly think is like almost by design. I'd put it below Donkey Kong for me.
01:10:09
leong kennedick
i'll tell you this much, Steve. My Borderlands rank would be higher if Devin didn't go to that Waterpark anime convention and played with us that one night.
01:10:16
Steve-O
Oh,
01:10:16
ThirstTrapLeon
the
01:10:19
leong kennedick
You know what? I'll never forget it. And I'll never stop bringing it up for as long as we live. It's going to haunt you, Devin.
01:10:27
Steve-O
the Pac-Man?
01:10:29
leong kennedick
It's going to haunt you, Devin.
01:10:30
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:10:30
leong kennedick
Yeah, yeah. It's below Pac-Man. Yeah.
01:10:32
ThirstTrapLeon
Wow. All right.
01:10:34
Steve-O
Borderlands.
01:10:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
the interesting thing with me.
01:10:36
leong kennedick
And if and if shane if Shane Ryan blow, then take my main before Borderlands...
01:10:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
I...
01:10:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, yeah. Something tells me Borderlands pretty fragile on your list, regardless.
01:10:41
Steve-O
Oh, there was drama.
01:10:41
leong kennedick
theris came out
01:10:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
this is a tough This is kind of tough because I played and I bought every Borderlands game.
01:10:51
Steve-O
You're actively playing at Borderlands casually right now.
01:10:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm actively playing Borderlands 4.
01:10:55
leong kennedick
You're playing it in between your sessions of Resident Evil.
01:10:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
<unk>
01:10:59
leong kennedick
yeah yeah it's your animal your It's your animal crossing to our last of us two.
01:11:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Fuck you.
01:11:00
Steve-O
You play 10 minutes of one, 10 minutes of the other.
01:11:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't do that shit.
01:11:03
Steve-O
okay
01:11:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
na ah I don't fuck around.
01:11:07
leong kennedick
That's what it is.
01:11:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
i don't fuck around like that. no, no, no, no. Not on my girl. I don't fuck around my girl. Um,
01:11:13
Steve-O
Chris, is Borderlands better or worse than God of War?
01:11:18
leong kennedick
To me, the first three Borderlands games are one game. don't know about you, Chris.
01:11:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:11:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
They really are. they like well the no no no See, here's the deal.
01:11:24
ThirstTrapLeon
No, they're definitely not.
01:11:24
leong kennedick
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
01:11:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
No, no, no, no, no.
01:11:26
leong kennedick
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
01:11:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's the second game. That's it. When you think of the first three games, the second game is the best and better than all, maybe all of them.
01:11:32
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's a second.
01:11:34
leong kennedick
That's the best one, yeah.
01:11:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
So I'd put it below of War.
01:11:43
Steve-O
ah ah better or worse than Kirby.
01:11:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
Better than Kirby.
01:11:48
Steve-O
Okay. Borderlands is in between God of War and Kirby for you. ah It is at the very bottom of John's list and it is above Pac-Man for Devin.
01:12:01
Steve-O
um Scrolling up Red Dead
01:12:07
leong kennedick
That doesn't count. It's only two games.
01:12:09
Steve-O
has three games.
01:12:09
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah Yeah, yeah. I think it's got to be four.
01:12:11
leong kennedick
that No, that doesn't doesn't count.
01:12:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, I think four above.
01:12:12
Steve-O
that's three yeah There's three games in that series.
01:12:15
leong kennedick
this I mean, I don't know, dude.
01:12:15
ThirstTrapLeon
No, but...
01:12:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
like Below Borderlands.
01:12:17
ThirstTrapLeon
Nah. Honestly, I wouldn't count it.
01:12:19
Steve-O
You wouldn't count it?
01:12:20
ThirstTrapLeon
No, because because like we were talking about, I think it's got to be like... Franchise to me is like four or more games.
01:12:24
leong kennedick
This is how I get out of this right now.
01:12:27
Steve-O
I've noticed.
01:12:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm...
01:12:27
Steve-O
I've noticed.
01:12:29
leong kennedick
This is how I get out of this right now.
01:12:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, Devin's pleading his case, so John, don you have to see the the the judge.
01:12:32
Steve-O
oop
01:12:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Because to be fair, like... Red Dead Revolver doesn't count to me.
01:12:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Throw this case out. Throw it out.
01:12:40
ThirstTrapLeon
And then it's just two games.
01:12:41
leong kennedick
Red Dead is the Ricky Hatton of of boxers, where he was good for like a month, and then he was good the next year for a month, and then he got knocked out by Pacquiao, who was Resident Evil.
01:12:50
ThirstTrapLeon
they got Then he got starched by Mayweather and Pacquiao one after the other.
01:12:53
leong kennedick
Yeah, and then we saw... We saw the the neck bone jiggle on the back of his head when Pacquiao knocked him out.
01:12:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah.
01:13:01
leong kennedick
Pacquiao's Resident Evil at this point.
01:13:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
I also, i'm for excluding this.
01:13:04
Steve-O
Okay. We're excluding it.
01:13:05
leong kennedick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:13:06
Steve-O
Okay.
01:13:06
leong kennedick
It doesn't count, dude. Come on. Yeah.
01:13:07
Steve-O
it
01:13:08
leong kennedick
We talk about best game, single game, then we might have a discussion.
01:13:10
Steve-O
I just, I just like that. like The second I brought up red dead, it was like, a who don't put that on there.
01:13:12
leong kennedick
But...
01:13:17
leong kennedick
I didn't even need to say anything. Devin said it all for me.
01:13:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:13:20
Steve-O
So I'm definitely going to go for game series that are like, I know that we all play or have played.
01:13:24
leong kennedick
Yeah. Go GTA. Go GTA,
01:13:26
Steve-O
Um, so I'm going to skip like, um, ones that are, I know I was doing a lot earlier. um But you know what? We do have a couple Nintendo ones on here, and I think this one, I think the the two big Nintendo ones.
01:13:37
leong kennedick
man, right now. um gta man right now
01:13:39
Steve-O
Okay, we can do GTA right now. Where do we think GTA lands on our list?
01:13:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
epi
01:13:44
Steve-O
Is it better than or worse than Resident Evil?
01:13:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
Worse.
01:13:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Man. um
01:13:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Easily worse. um
01:13:54
leong kennedick
didn't even play half of them, and I'll tell you this, where the Cowboy game is is eons better anyway, and only has two games in the series.
01:13:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Fuck.
01:14:00
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:14:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve, I'm going place it above Borderlands.
01:14:06
Steve-O
Below God of War?
01:14:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, below God of War.
01:14:09
Steve-O
Okay.
01:14:10
ThirstTrapLeon
GTA
01:14:13
leong kennedick
I'll put mine below God of War.
01:14:13
ThirstTrapLeon
is a
01:14:14
leong kennedick
two Where's my God of War at?
01:14:16
Steve-O
God of War ah is below Street Fighter, above Donkey Kong.
01:14:20
leong kennedick
Put mine, put GTA below Castlevania.
01:14:25
Steve-O
Okay, so above Halo?
01:14:28
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:14:29
Steve-O
Okay. And then Devon.
01:14:30
ThirstTrapLeon
Steve, where's Castlevania for me?
01:14:30
leong kennedick
Like I said, the future the future counts for a lot.
01:14:33
Steve-O
Castlevania is between Resident Evil and Street Fighter.
01:14:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Put it... I mean, dude.
01:14:41
leong kennedick
Put it above Resident Evil. That's what he's going to say.
01:14:42
ThirstTrapLeon
the poem through the poem
01:14:43
leong kennedick
Put it above Resident Evil.
01:14:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hehehehehe!
01:14:45
ThirstTrapLeon
Street Fighter.
01:14:46
Steve-O
Above Street Fighter? Okay.
01:14:48
ThirstTrapLeon
it's a pretty It's a pretty gray franchise, to be honest.
01:14:51
Steve-O
Okay, so...
01:14:52
ThirstTrapLeon
And they're kind of all... Everyone's a needle mover since 3. Yeah.
01:14:56
Steve-O
I'm going to do just a couple more. ah And these are the ones that are like, you know, they're just like some standards, some classics. So. Legend of Zelda.
01:15:11
ThirstTrapLeon
below Pac-Man, dude. Come on.
01:15:13
Steve-O
Well, in fact, man, I can do that for you.
01:15:14
ThirstTrapLeon
I just, I have no, I truly, no, no of the word it's, it's above Castlevania.
01:15:17
Steve-O
That's fair. I know that's not your jam.
01:15:20
leong kennedick
It's pretty fucked, Devin, if you ask me. This
01:15:23
Steve-O
That's your borderlands for John.
01:15:24
ThirstTrapLeon
It's above Castlevania, I guess.
01:15:27
Steve-O
That's begrudging. No, no, no. I want this to be your list. You don't have to force it.
01:15:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, above above Kirby.
01:15:31
ThirstTrapLeon
no
01:15:34
Steve-O
Above Kirby.
01:15:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. Yeah,
01:15:35
Steve-O
Okay.
01:15:37
ThirstTrapLeon
it's ah It's above, maybe it's above Kirby for me too.
01:15:40
leong kennedick
is a stupid list, to be honest.
01:15:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. and Now it's stupid.
01:15:43
Steve-O
Stupid list.
01:15:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
a yeah i've I've had
01:15:45
leong kennedick
i don't like I don't like this list.
01:15:45
Steve-O
um
01:15:51
ThirstTrapLeon
I just, yeah, i mean I don't know. Just historically, Zelda has done fucking less than zero. mean.
01:15:57
Steve-O
This one hurts John though.
01:15:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
better worse experience them better
01:15:59
leong kennedick
It hurts me, yeah. Would what I wear...
01:16:00
Steve-O
This one hurts John.
01:16:01
leong kennedick
this is this is where i'm at This is where my headspace is right now. Would I wear...
01:16:09
leong kennedick
a fucking corny-ass Helion Shield t-shirt to the park, or would I wear my Resident Evil 3 Nemesis shirt with Nemesis on it to the park?
01:16:22
leong kennedick
I'm wearing my Nemesis shirt. Ten times out of ten. Any day of the week. I won't even wash it, and I'll wear it. If
01:16:31
Steve-O
You're not washing your shirts?
01:16:33
leong kennedick
if if I want to wear that Nemi shirt, that shirt's getting worn.
01:16:37
Steve-O
Okay, so like a real stinky, dirty Nemesis shirt.
01:16:39
leong kennedick
Do i do i have Ocarina of Time sweatpants? No. Do I have Resident Evil 4 sweatpants?
01:16:44
Steve-O
No, you don't.
01:16:47
leong kennedick
Yes, I do. Do I have
01:16:53
leong kennedick
Link statue? No. Do I have a Leon statue? Yes.
01:16:59
leong kennedick
Do i have a Balrog action figure? Yes. Do I have collector's editions of any Zelda games? No, even though I probably should. Yeah,
01:17:12
leong kennedick
yeah like, on my deathbed, am I thinking about Zelda?
01:17:20
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:17:22
Steve-O
Hey, what?
01:17:23
leong kennedick
I am thinking about Zelda, but am I talking to my friends about Resident Evil 4? on my deathbed yeah i'm talking about resident evil you know yeah i'm talking to my son while i'm dying about t hawk when he was three years old you know like yeah i would do this this is tough because i i can acknowledge that zelda makes the best games quality wise hands down but like again didn't really didn't really gel with skyward sword
01:17:32
Steve-O
That's the one you bring up.
01:17:57
Steve-O
That's like the worst one. And that's like the Resident Evil 6 of the Zelda series.
01:18:01
leong kennedick
I mean, you got you guys glazed, you three glazed the shit out of Twilight Princess. I hated it. Didn't like it.
01:18:08
ThirstTrapLeon
glaze nothing.
01:18:09
leong kennedick
Okay. yeah
01:18:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Keep me out of this.
01:18:10
Steve-O
That's like the Resident Evil 5 of the series.
01:18:13
leong kennedick
Yeah, but remember, you guys glazed it.
01:18:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, but Twilight Princess is the one that it's like everybody thought they wanted.
01:18:16
leong kennedick
I didn't like it
01:18:19
ThirstTrapLeon
it
01:18:19
Steve-O
That's the one that came with the Wii.
01:18:19
ThirstTrapLeon
You know?
01:18:20
Steve-O
You bought the Wii. That was the game you bought.
01:18:21
ThirstTrapLeon
But that was the one that had like the mature Link.
01:18:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yep.
01:18:24
ThirstTrapLeon
The one that everybody thought was like, oh, this the one. And then it kind of just ended up being fairly average, right?
01:18:28
Steve-O
He's greedy. I'm going
01:18:30
leong kennedick
Yeah, but like you talk about like you know Breath of the Wild... like fucking Breath of the Wild didn't just like you know resurgence Zelda. It resurgence video games. you know like Video games in general are or that.
01:18:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Listen, I'm just going to.
01:18:43
Steve-O
to do one more after this, but John is better or worse than Resident Evil.
01:18:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, yeah?
01:18:46
leong kennedick
Yeah, put...
01:18:46
ThirstTrapLeon
well Can it can be the one I just added, Steve?
01:18:46
leong kennedick
yeah Put Zelda...
01:18:48
ThirstTrapLeon
ah
01:18:52
Steve-O
Wait, did you at me?
01:18:52
ThirstTrapLeon
I just present it now. Well, in the shit talk. I present it to the midnight society.
01:18:58
leong kennedick
Put Zelda under Resident Evil.
01:18:59
Steve-O
It's good one.
01:19:03
Steve-O
Of Street Fighter.
01:19:05
leong kennedick
God.
01:19:09
Steve-O
There's pain here.
01:19:10
leong kennedick
Listen, I've worn my Lily t-shirt out to Target, to anywhere. I wear that in public. I'll never wear a Zelda shirt in public.
01:19:16
Steve-O
You would never wear a Zelda shirt.
01:19:20
leong kennedick
I don't have a Zelda shirt. i wouldn I don't think I would... It doesn't fit. like This is where I'm going. I'm not going by like what...
01:19:27
Steve-O
If I bought you a shirt of Ganondorf holding up a middle finger.
01:19:27
leong kennedick
what i'm not go
01:19:31
leong kennedick
Is it Sexy Samurai Ganondorf?
01:19:32
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah. had Sexy samurai Ganondorf.
01:19:33
leong kennedick
Daddy? daddy yeah Ganon Daddy? No, but what what I'm not going by like do I like the the shirts better. I'm i'm going by like but like like what defines me as a person more.
01:19:40
Steve-O
That's fair. That's fair.
01:19:44
Steve-O
You're putting yourself out there by wearing it in public.
01:19:46
leong kennedick
You know? Yeah. like I want people to know that I play Resident Evil. I want people to know that I main a tiny little baby grappler in Street Fighter 6, you know?
01:19:56
Steve-O
Hmm. Yeah.
01:19:59
leong kennedick
Like, I'll talk about Street Fighter all day. Like, Zelda... i don't know, man.
01:20:03
Steve-O
let's Let's do it by this. Are you more likely to wear a Resident Evil t-shirt or a Legend of Zelda t-shirt? Yes or no?
01:20:09
leong kennedick
reid Resident Evil.
01:20:09
Steve-O
Which one?
01:20:10
leong kennedick
res evil
01:20:10
Steve-O
Resident Evil? Street Fighter t-shirt.
01:20:12
leong kennedick
Street Fighter.
01:20:13
Steve-O
God of War or Legend of Zelda t-shirt?
01:20:16
leong kennedick
Ooh, see, this is where it's hard. Yeah, put Zelda over God of War.
01:20:19
Steve-O
Okay, there you go.
01:20:20
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm shocked.
01:20:20
Steve-O
There you go.
01:20:21
leong kennedick
um that you'll You'll never catch me with a Kratos shirt.
01:20:21
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, i'm I'm just happy that you even thought about that for like one second.
01:20:25
leong kennedick
No, no, no. Yeah, because you... yeah it's... Yeah, I guess put Zella above God of War and that's where it stays, I guess.
01:20:34
Steve-O
I'm going to do one more and that's final fantasy.
01:20:34
leong kennedick
Fuck. Don't you dare. okay.
01:20:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Hmm.
01:20:39
leong kennedick
Thank God.
01:20:41
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:20:41
leong kennedick
We didn't go with the hard one.
01:20:41
Steve-O
He's at the top, John. I'm not, I'm not putting you through that.
01:20:44
leong kennedick
Oh, man. Final Fantasy? Put mine... but Yeah, let me go first. Put it above
01:20:53
leong kennedick
maybe below Castlevania above Halo.
01:20:57
Steve-O
What about GTA above or below GTA?
01:21:03
leong kennedick
What franchise are talking about yet? Oh, Final Fantasy.
01:21:05
Steve-O
Final Fantasy.
01:21:05
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:21:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
You forgot it. That's not a good sign.
01:21:07
leong kennedick
Yeah, below. Yeah, put
01:21:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
Not
01:21:09
leong kennedick
um
01:21:10
Steve-O
That's not a good sign.
01:21:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
a good sign.
01:21:11
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah yeah yeah Yeah, well, ah you know, he did he didn't forget Pac-Man.
01:21:11
leong kennedick
that
01:21:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
01:21:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:21:20
Steve-O
can't forget Pac-Man.
01:21:20
leong kennedick
yeah yeah below yeah put it Put it below GTA.
01:21:25
Steve-O
Okay.
01:21:27
leong kennedick
<unk>s What's next?
01:21:28
Steve-O
I wrote Pac-Man again, goddammit. Um, What's next? So it's GTA, Final Fantasy, Halo.
01:21:36
leong kennedick
Oh, yeah. So put it below. Yeah, put it above Halo.
01:21:42
Steve-O
Above Halo, below GTA.
01:21:43
leong kennedick
But under GTA.
01:21:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Thank you.
01:21:44
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:21:44
Steve-O
Okay.
01:21:45
leong kennedick
yeah
01:21:46
Steve-O
Chris?
01:21:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm going to put it above...
01:21:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
What's my number five?
01:21:53
Steve-O
God of War.
01:21:55
leong kennedick
Ooh, Chris. Easy now, chill. Think about it for a second. don't Don't be impulsive here.
01:22:01
DUNCANTHETHOT
I've been playing Final Fantasy games since I was a kid, though. I can't really say that so much about God of War. like I was an a a young adult when God of War came out.
01:22:12
leong kennedick
Yeah, but but what's the what's the gaming what's the game that leaves you the most satisfied playing it? Is it Final Fantasy VII Remake Part II, or is it God of War Ragnarok?
01:22:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
That is a good point. m Below God of War.
01:22:23
Steve-O
So above GTA?
01:22:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's fair.
01:22:28
Steve-O
And then Devon.
01:22:30
ThirstTrapLeon
What's my number three spot?
01:22:32
Steve-O
Number three, it's Castlevania right now.
01:22:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Fuck. What's my number four spot?
01:22:37
Steve-O
GTA. Okay.
01:22:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, fuck. ah Retroactively, GTA above Castlevania, Final Fantasy below GTA.
01:22:45
Steve-O
Okay.
01:22:46
leong kennedick
Ooh.
01:22:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
Bonkers.
01:22:50
Steve-O
Okay.
01:22:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Bonkers.
01:22:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Castlevania is...
01:22:51
leong kennedick
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you even have a GTA tattoo? you even have one?
01:22:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Uh, sadly.
01:22:57
leong kennedick
you even have a God of War tattoo?
01:22:58
ThirstTrapLeon
No, listen, Castlevania's game, I just wish I liked more.
01:23:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you know, GTA had that really awesome anime, too, that expanded the universe that was already there and was already more rich and everything, i remember.
01:23:08
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:23:13
Steve-O
So there is one more I could do, but I don't want to put John through it.
01:23:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Well, can we, can we, to can we so yeah, yeah.
01:23:19
leong kennedick
Where would I put Mario?
01:23:21
Steve-O
I'm kind of curious. I kind of want to see this.
01:23:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, it's Mario. Yeah.
01:23:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:23:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, it's easy for me.
01:23:27
leong kennedick
Mario's one, dude. Mario's number one.
01:23:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
thought you said Fargo.
01:23:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Wait,
01:23:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
i was going put that number one for me, guys.
01:23:30
Steve-O
Fargo. Yeah. The Fargo suit. Mario. Mario.
01:23:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sorry, that show rules.
01:23:35
ThirstTrapLeon
wait wait. So ah Chris is Resident Evil still your number one.
01:23:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
01:23:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
01:23:39
Steve-O
So, yeah, i'm gonna I'm going to post everybody's lists in the shit talk.
01:23:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Out of all that, yeah.
01:23:43
leong kennedick
Yeah. mario Mario is one for me, just for to let you guys know.
01:23:48
Steve-O
I thought so. That, like...
01:23:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
i figured I figured that would be the case.
01:23:50
leong kennedick
my dad Mario is my dad, dude. That game is my dad to me.
01:23:54
Steve-O
he's He's been there since day one.
01:23:54
leong kennedick
My video game dad. Yeah. he gave birth He created me.
01:23:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, he is...
01:23:59
leong kennedick
Mario created me.
01:23:59
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:24:01
Steve-O
i came out of him. And then...
01:24:04
leong kennedick
I left mid-Leviathan Raid at midnight for Mario Odyssey coming out. So... Actually, I probably would do that for any of these other games on the list, to be honest.
01:24:11
Steve-O
all right
01:24:15
leong kennedick
Let
01:24:17
Steve-O
There we go. I posted them a shit talk. I'm
01:24:19
ThirstTrapLeon
All right, let's see.
01:24:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
This the truth.
01:24:20
leong kennedick
me see.
01:24:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
And we get Steve's list.
01:24:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Where's the. Are you.
01:24:22
leong kennedick
Who's the worst list? Who's the worst
01:24:23
Steve-O
going to work on my list.
01:24:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
You get your list.
01:24:24
Steve-O
i'm a work on my list right now real quick.
01:24:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, you get to think about it.
01:24:26
Steve-O
Yeah, I get to think about it a little little bit.
01:24:28
ThirstTrapLeon
just know the
01:24:31
leong kennedick
list? Damn, dude. I put Zelda that low. Fuck.
01:24:34
ThirstTrapLeon
ah you
01:24:35
leong kennedick
Christ! Jesus Christ!
01:24:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
only think. Oh, there it is. Legend of Zelda was.
01:24:43
leong kennedick
Yeah, so Resident Evil...
01:24:43
Steve-O
Yeah, I put laws.
01:24:43
leong kennedick
Oh, wait, so devin Devin's God of War is his Resident Evil 7 of video game franchises. Okay, I gotcha.
01:24:52
ThirstTrapLeon
i
01:24:52
leong kennedick
I gotcha, Devin.
01:24:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, sure.
01:24:54
leong kennedick
Overrated.
01:24:54
ThirstTrapLeon
I
01:24:58
leong kennedick
Damn, bro.
01:24:59
Steve-O
Doesn't have a Leviathan axe to have to.
01:25:00
ThirstTrapLeon
feel like my list makes sense, actually.
01:25:03
leong kennedick
Steve, you need to make a list right now, dude.
01:25:04
Steve-O
I'm making it right now.
01:25:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah.
01:25:05
leong kennedick
Okay, you better, because you don't get to sleep on this.
01:25:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
Devin, your list looks like ai made it.
01:25:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Your list looks like a child. name
01:25:13
leong kennedick
Oh, you know what
01:25:13
Steve-O
your
01:25:14
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:25:14
leong kennedick
Good idea.
01:25:14
Steve-O
Fuck, man.
01:25:15
ThirstTrapLeon
that was that There were so many worse things I was going to say, and I just had to...
01:25:15
Steve-O
That's fucked up.
01:25:15
leong kennedick
let's let's ask let's ask ai to rank these franchises.
01:25:23
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's like what made money.
01:25:25
Steve-O
Based on...
01:25:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Chris, your list looks like you've never played a Nintendo game.
01:25:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
That is somewhat true. I'll give you that one.
01:25:35
ThirstTrapLeon
And you didn't have friends in college because Halo's your bottom.
01:25:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's true, too.
01:25:39
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah but Now I feel that.
01:25:43
leong kennedick
Oh, man. You're not going to like this.
01:25:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh.
01:25:47
leong kennedick
I don't like this.
01:25:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, man.
01:25:48
Steve-O
Oh no. Yeah,
01:25:51
leong kennedick
Oh, my God. i don't want to share this.
01:25:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Wait, should we wait until Steve posts the list?
01:25:55
leong kennedick
i don't even want to share this.
01:25:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, wait until Steve shares his list and then we'll have what the internet said is...
01:25:58
Steve-O
yeah, I'm putting i'm putting stuff.
01:25:58
leong kennedick
I don't like it at all.
01:25:59
Steve-O
Oh no.
01:26:01
leong kennedick
It's still... Dude, fucking... The entity is still typing right now. It's still...
01:26:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, no.
01:26:06
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh.
01:26:06
Steve-O
oh no
01:26:07
leong kennedick
else It's still studying society while I sit in my gooner coffin.
01:26:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, my goodness.
01:26:12
leong kennedick
with my ass mask on. I don't like this at all. if i Dude, if I'm Ethan Hunt, I am taking down the entity right now. This is, that we cannot let this go through.
01:26:25
leong kennedick
Too many turtles have died in the Amazon.
01:26:29
leong kennedick
All right, we'll wait for Steve's ranking and I'll compare it directly.
01:26:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah.
01:26:31
Steve-O
um I'm almost done. I think I'm almost done.
01:26:34
leong kennedick
This is a fucking disgusting list made by entity.
01:26:34
Steve-O
think I'm almost done.
01:26:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Steve's gonna lock her in.
01:26:39
leong kennedick
by the entity
01:26:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
and think Steve's list is gonna be a lot different, to be honest.
01:26:43
leong kennedick
His is going like Castlevania 1, Kirby 2, Borderlands 3.
01:26:47
Steve-O
got make sure I'm not missing anything. I am missing some.
01:26:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think this is a good summation of our interests, video game-wise, too.
01:26:53
leong kennedick
Yeah, I think, well, depending on Steve's list, Chris, Devin might be on the chopping block of the friends group, I think.
01:26:57
Steve-O
got make sure. one two, three, four, four, six, seven.
01:27:04
ThirstTrapLeon
No, i have I have the only correct list. That's how I do it.
01:27:07
leong kennedick
I don't know, man.
01:27:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
I don't like that GTA style I have there. That's crazy. That's crazy. Nobody loves those games.
01:27:13
leong kennedick
Yeah, well, you know what?
01:27:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Wait, you don't like the oh the GTA SoFi?
01:27:14
leong kennedick
Well, you know what, Chris?
01:27:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
Nobody loves those games. Nobody does.
01:27:18
Steve-O
All right. This is mine.
01:27:18
leong kennedick
The argument could be made that Devin is devyn is AI.
01:27:19
Steve-O
Out the rip.
01:27:22
leong kennedick
I'll let you know.
01:27:23
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:27:23
leong kennedick
I'll i'll give you that little bit.
01:27:23
Steve-O
Oh, it's like close. Damn. So without thinking about it, just going by like my gut, my heart real quick.
01:27:31
ThirstTrapLeon
My vibes. Let's see it.
01:27:32
Steve-O
um you do read you Dude, dude, dude.
01:27:32
leong kennedick
Yo, just hit enter. Just do it. I want to see it. Stop typing.
01:27:37
Steve-O
ah stop typing I right.
01:27:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Take your dick out. Show it in front of everybody.
01:27:40
Steve-O
All right.
01:27:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:27:40
Steve-O
All right.
01:27:40
leong kennedick
Look, Steve, I'm doing the same thing you're doing.
01:27:41
Steve-O
I did it. I did it. I did it.
01:27:43
leong kennedick
Oh, oh no oh
01:27:43
Steve-O
I just sent it.
01:27:43
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Wrong. on Wrong. Wrong.
01:27:47
leong kennedick
You son of a bitch!
01:27:47
ThirstTrapLeon
wait.
01:27:49
leong kennedick
Alright, where do you put Mario on there, then?
01:27:50
Steve-O
ah sorry, man.
01:27:50
ThirstTrapLeon
Steve,
01:27:52
Steve-O
it'd be number one.
01:27:53
leong kennedick
Okay, alright. long as we're on the same page there.
01:27:56
ThirstTrapLeon
you said Legend of Zelda Resident Evil 2. Castlevania. Yeah.
01:28:00
leong kennedick
Wait, steve Steve might be AI.
01:28:02
Steve-O
I'm sitting in a room with three Legend Zelda posters in it and only one Resident Evil poster.
01:28:03
ThirstTrapLeon
castlevania
01:28:07
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:28:07
leong kennedick
Okay, so you took you took my you took my mer my merch angle.
01:28:10
Steve-O
To be fair, though, to be fair, i am sitting in a room with six Mario posters, so...
01:28:15
leong kennedick
I'm sitting in a room with a Nemesis plushie. How many people you know?
01:28:19
Steve-O
I'm in sitting in a room with a Leon Kennedy body pillow.
01:28:19
leong kennedick
How many people do you know about Nemesis plushie?
01:28:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Actually, wait.
01:28:22
leong kennedick
s
01:28:22
ThirstTrapLeon
if i I can play this.
01:28:23
leong kennedick
Chris, how many people you know about Nemesis plushie?
01:28:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Listen, I can play this game. I can play this game. I'm sitting in a room with a foam God of War, Blades of Chaos, and a Kirby doll.
01:28:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, and your protagonist from Grand Theft Auto 3.
01:28:33
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:28:37
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, my claw jacket.
01:28:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
You have him?
01:28:39
leong kennedick
I'm just saying.
01:28:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, I have a claw jacket, yeah.
01:28:39
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah.
01:28:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
You have him
01:28:40
Steve-O
Yeah, you got quad speed on your wall.
01:28:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, I got his i get his khaki, his khakis thing.
01:28:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
in there?
01:28:44
leong kennedick
just saying
01:28:46
Steve-O
I got Claude Speed on my wall, Nico Bellick, and Roman Bellick plushies.
01:28:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Just saying, man, those are some banger games.
01:28:55
leong kennedick
Alright.
01:28:55
Steve-O
That's a good plushie. That is actually really cool plushie.
01:28:59
leong kennedick
um Well, here. I'll tell you this. I'm sitting here in front of me. I have a God of War. have a Kratos Nendoroid. Sekiro Nendoroid. And i have a Leon Kennedy Nendoroid.
01:29:10
Steve-O
That's really good.
01:29:10
ThirstTrapLeon
ah chris Chris is sitting there with
01:29:11
leong kennedick
And i would have I would have two Hollow Knight ones if I didn't.
01:29:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
have i have I have Malone on my wall.
01:29:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Chris has Malone on as well.
01:29:17
Steve-O
Oh, Malone, dude Number one franchise.
01:29:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's
01:29:18
ThirstTrapLeon
He has a Venom statue. He has Jing from Lost to statue.
01:29:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yes, I do. You're correct.
01:29:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. I know.
01:29:30
Steve-O
Oh, I should probably say mine because we're on an audio podcast.
01:29:32
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:29:33
Steve-O
So...
01:29:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Say
01:29:34
leong kennedick
Here, read this list instead. Here, read this list.
01:29:35
Steve-O
Okay, you want read this list? okay so ah Okay, so mine is Zelda, Resident Evil, Castlevania, Street Fighter, Donkey Kong, God of War, GTA, Final Fantasy, Kirby, Borderlands, Halo, Pac-Man.
01:29:37
leong kennedick
No, no, no, no. Read yours first. This is the AI one.
01:29:52
leong kennedick
And my real list, the entity the entity is speaking now.
01:29:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
here
01:29:56
leong kennedick
Everybody kneel. Legend of Zelda, Grand Theft Auto, God of War, Resident Evil, Halo, Final Fantasy, Castlevania, Donkey Kong, Street Fighter, Kirby, Borderlands, and Pac-Man.
01:30:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow. That is so wow.
01:30:10
Steve-O
Damn.
01:30:10
ThirstTrapLeon
Ah, shit.
01:30:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
That is unbelievable.
01:30:12
Steve-O
That's low.
01:30:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow.
01:30:13
Steve-O
That's really low.
01:30:14
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean...
01:30:15
leong kennedick
Fuck AI.
01:30:17
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, that's emotion.
01:30:19
leong kennedick
Fuck ICE.
01:30:19
ThirstTrapLeon
That's emotion taken.
01:30:20
leong kennedick
Dude, ICE made this list. ICE made this list.
01:30:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. Okay. Okay. Legends Zelda.
01:30:27
Steve-O
i think...
01:30:27
leong kennedick
Why...
01:30:27
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:30:27
leong kennedick
Why is Zelda number one? One of the most consistently acclaimed franchises ever Many entries ranked among the greatest games of all time.
01:30:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:30:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
we've all We all had Street Fighter in our top five. This didn't even break. It didn't even break the top five.
01:30:38
leong kennedick
Disgusting, dude.
01:30:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:30:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's kind of nuts.
01:30:40
leong kennedick
Disgusting.
01:30:41
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
That is kind of nuts.
01:30:42
Steve-O
Yeah. Okay.
01:30:42
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah think I mean, Resident Evil.
01:30:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'll give you a
01:30:42
Steve-O
So do we have a consistent like kind of consistent top five?
01:30:48
leong kennedick
Well, let me see.
01:30:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
that. Well, Street Fighter's in the top five.
01:30:51
leong kennedick
me paste this in my Let me paste this in my machine that i have here.
01:30:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Like, that made it because it's in all of our top five. Resident Evil's in the top five because that's in all of our top fives. Yep. um So those two are locked.
01:31:05
leong kennedick
Spreadsheets doesn't like Discord text paste.
01:31:06
Steve-O
Donkey Kong's in a majority of the top fives. It's only missing from Devon's.
01:31:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's not in mine. Yeah.
01:31:11
Steve-O
It's very low, so that that didn't make the cut.
01:31:13
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, because I just, you know. So.
01:31:16
Steve-O
Donkey Kong is our Final Fantasy.
01:31:18
leong kennedick
I'll aggregate these lists right now.
01:31:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:31:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Castlevania is also in a some of our top five.
01:31:21
ThirstTrapLeon
I like how, hold on. I like how for Steve. So John gets a LOZ. I get an LOZ. Chris gets an LOZ. Steve writes it out.
01:31:33
Steve-O
I put some respect on it.
01:31:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Gives it its government name.
01:31:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
He put the government name on it.
01:31:34
Steve-O
I put some on
01:31:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
i i
01:31:37
ThirstTrapLeon
Legend of Zelda.
01:31:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
You know where it You know where he You know where he is.
01:31:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Because Steve knew his list would look like a child made it if it started with LOZ.
01:31:45
Steve-O
it. Laws.
01:31:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Like, oh, did a two-year-old make this?
01:31:47
Steve-O
ah
01:31:51
Steve-O
My favorite game is Laws.
01:31:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Fucking Pac-Man.
01:31:56
Steve-O
Laws.
01:31:56
ThirstTrapLeon
think I'm consistently...
01:31:56
Steve-O
Three.
01:31:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Wait, Pac-Man consistently on everyone's Borderlands.
01:32:01
Steve-O
I'm really, I'm um'm like thinking of bumping Pac-Man up one over Halo.
01:32:01
ThirstTrapLeon
Damn it. Oh, and Halo. Oh, okay. Man, you guys are really...
01:32:05
Steve-O
Because I really like Ms.
01:32:06
leong kennedick
Nah, it's locked. Sorry.
01:32:08
Steve-O
Pac-Man, but that technically is like its own offshoot thing.
01:32:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Actually, you know, to looking back on it, I probably would have even disqualified Pac-Man. Because it's like, du no one even knows of a Pac-Man game past two.
01:32:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Like, Ms.
01:32:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, unfortunately, it's...
01:32:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Pac-Man.
01:32:23
Steve-O
ah People love the Pac-World games and all those things.
01:32:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
I've had more fun playing Pac-Man than Halo.
01:32:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Fucking...
01:32:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's why it's above me.
01:32:28
Steve-O
Dude, come on. Going to the freaking diner and playing some Pac-Man after eating some 3 a.m.
01:32:33
ThirstTrapLeon
But it's...
01:32:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
I did like that.
01:32:34
Steve-O
m food.
01:32:35
ThirstTrapLeon
But it's like, as a franchise...
01:32:37
leong kennedick
I'll go. You know what? Ms. Pac-Man's better. So.
01:32:40
Steve-O
Ms. Pac-Man is the best one.
01:32:40
leong kennedick
Sorry.
01:32:41
ThirstTrapLeon
It is better, but it's like as a as a franchise, you know I would argue the same thing for like Red Dead.
01:32:42
Steve-O
Hands down.
01:32:48
ThirstTrapLeon
like I just don't think it's enough clear.
01:32:49
Steve-O
Oh, so you want put Red Dead on this list, Evan?
01:32:51
ThirstTrapLeon
no No, I'm saying i would have disqualified it for the same reasons I DQ'd Red Dead. Basically only two games that anyone even fucking knows about.
01:32:59
leong kennedick
They have Chris put fucking Zelda below Borderlands.
01:33:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
01:33:03
leong kennedick
that' so That's so disgusting. Chris, you are chris you are your' worse than AI, dude.
01:33:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
Dirty!
01:33:10
leong kennedick
Chris GPT reporting for duty. Chris GPT reporting for duty.
01:33:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
got Got it, got it, got it represent.
01:33:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, I at least gave, i like, Legge all that. It's not for me, but I've got to respect him a little
01:33:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
i have i Listen, i don't I'm not going to put respect on something I haven't played in fucking, what, 20 years?
01:33:17
leong kennedick
Yeah, at least you respected it a little bit. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait the scores.
01:33:26
Steve-O
That's fair. Hey, that's fair.
01:33:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let's be real.
01:33:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Let's be real.
01:33:32
Steve-O
um So I played i played a new game ah that I did not expect to fall in love with this weekend.
01:33:33
leong kennedick
GTA is way too high for you, Devin.
01:33:41
Steve-O
I wasn't going to buy it. But then after critical fanfare from everywhere, was like, well, fuck it. I'll play it. It's it's the new game Pokemon Pocopoeia.
01:33:52
Steve-O
And let me just say, i did not expect to play back to back post apocalyptic games this week.
Unexpected Game Enjoyments
01:34:01
Steve-O
Because holy shit, dude.
01:34:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
What?
01:34:04
Steve-O
Yeah. So it's basically like it just kind of drops you off.
01:34:05
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:34:08
Steve-O
You play as a Ditto in the Pokemon world. And it's like, hey, hey, um are you like you're a Ditto? So you can like become like you can like become other Pokemon.
01:34:20
Steve-O
And the Ditto is like, no, I cannot become other Pokemon. I'm a bad Ditto. But I can become my old trainer. And look like kind of like a person. And so you wake up kind of like in this world and there's just one big Tangrowth Pokemon. And it's like, yeah, there's no people here anymore.
01:34:40
Steve-O
The people are gone. We don't know where they went. And basically you kind of just explore this. the the The first starting map you play in is called the Withering Wastelands. And it is just a decimated Pokemon world.
01:34:56
Steve-O
It's very post-apocalyptic. And basically what you are doing is you are trying to make it ah habitable again for other Pokemon. But every Pokemon you meet is like, I don't remember anything. i have a few memories with like my trainer in the past, but we don't remember anything. But we're going to try and help you like rebuild this this world.
01:35:18
Steve-O
And you're essentially playing this game. But there's this like weird mystery you're unwrapping that is very dark. You are finding these like documents that are talking about how like we had to go back to music CDs because server space costs infinitely too much now. So like things are going wrong and it's, you're finding photographs of like the, the previous world. And it's just this like weird mystery that is unwrapping. And I did not expect to get as engaged with it as I am. It's an, it's an excellent, like, you know, little cozy game too. Like you're basically just like building stuff, making homes for people. um i
01:35:58
Steve-O
went into a new world. That's like ah a shore town ah that was covered in oil. And basically I had to like restring their lighting system. So like, there's like, you're doing like electrical work. It is so much deeper than I ever expected it to be.
01:36:14
Steve-O
And I understand why people are saying that this is like the best Pokemon game they've ever made. It is like far and away the most engaging thing.
01:36:23
leong kennedick
The best?
01:36:24
Steve-O
It's, it's probably like with the amount of stuff in that game, it is probably rivaling when Pokemon ah like first dropped onto the scene because this is a game changer.
01:36:35
Steve-O
This one it's, yeah.
01:36:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, praise, my friend.
01:36:37
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah like the school
01:36:38
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:36:39
ThirstTrapLeon
I guess like what is it that's making it like the nine out of ten that everyone's like.
01:36:43
Steve-O
it's So, Devin, everything you hate about Animal Crossing, it remedies.
01:36:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, no. Oh, OK.
01:36:48
Steve-O
It is a game that has an active storyline. It gives you missions very easily. You can check your Pokedex and be like, okay, so ah this Pokemon wants me to do this. This one's like a main story thing.
01:37:00
Steve-O
But it does also follow those Animal Crossing things. Like, it does have stuff in real time. The Pokemon don't fall asleep, though. They they fall asleep, but you can wake them up. So it's not like, oh, well, it's like, you know,
01:37:12
Steve-O
11 PM. No one's awake in my town anymore. So I can't do anything like stuff is still doable. It's just, you know, it is running on a real time system. So like if you're building a building, it may take a day to build, but the thing that they do to remedy that is there is, there are multiple towns that you go to.
01:37:28
leong kennedick
Thank
01:37:30
Steve-O
So while something is working, like being worked on in the C town, I can go over to the like withering wastelands part of the town and like work there and have different things happening.
01:37:42
Steve-O
And there are like literally like right now I have like 50 Pokemon in one of these areas alone. So there is just like tons of things constantly happening. You can basically just like always have something to do. It's never a point where you're like, I don't know what to do. I'm just sitting here with my dick in my hands.
01:38:01
Steve-O
Like what's the fun in this? Like it gives you a story.
01:38:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Right.
01:38:04
Steve-O
There's intrigue with like, i cause I can't, I, I, there there's stuff going on. I can't spoil it to you. Um, because it is that interesting.
01:38:13
leong kennedick
Who died?
01:38:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh no, not everyone.
01:38:16
Steve-O
It might be everybody.
01:38:16
leong kennedick
Just...
01:38:17
Steve-O
It genuinely might be everybody.
01:38:18
leong kennedick
Oh my god. Oh my god.
01:38:21
Steve-O
Yeah. Like it's, it's apparently that bad. Um,
01:38:24
leong kennedick
Pocopia, what are you doing?
01:38:27
Steve-O
ah But this was made by Koei Tecmo. And...
01:38:32
leong kennedick
Sam is like train spotting addicted to this game right now.
01:38:35
Steve-O
Yeah, no, it is like, I will catch myself...
01:38:36
leong kennedick
Oh.
01:38:38
Steve-O
I stayed up yesterday till 5 a.m. playing it, and I went, oh, fuck.
01:38:41
leong kennedick
So crazy.
01:38:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Is it better than Requiem?
01:38:46
Steve-O
No.
01:38:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, thank God.
01:38:47
Steve-O
No. It's...
01:38:48
ThirstTrapLeon
I want to use
01:38:48
Steve-O
ah
01:38:48
leong kennedick
Well, he didn't finish. You didn't save the town yet, so the jury's still out.
01:38:52
Steve-O
No, that's true.
01:38:53
leong kennedick
Could be.
01:38:54
Steve-O
I don't I don't know yet. But ah right now I have a new town waiting for me to open um and I'm excited to see what that is. um You know, it's just it does Animal Crossing. It does Stardew. It does all those cozy games. But the one I keep finding myself like associating it with the most is one of my favorite like sleeper cozy games. And that was Viva Pinata for the Xbox 360. Yeah.
01:39:17
ThirstTrapLeon
You did like that.
01:39:17
leong kennedick
Hmm.
01:39:18
Steve-O
I love that game. And basically what this game is, it's it's sits you down and it's like, hey, here's an idea. Pokemon might show up if you have like four patches of tall grass altogether.
01:39:31
Steve-O
And like, so, you know, your Ditto goes around as it meets new Pokemon. Sometimes it picks up some of their moves. So you meet like a Bulbasaur that teaches you how to grow grass. You you meet a Squirtle that teaches you how to water things. You meet a Hitmonchan that teaches you how to punch rocks.
01:39:49
Steve-O
So basically you're Chris Redfielding through walls to like terraform. It's crazy engaging and I did not expect to like it as much as I did. Like I also bought WWE 2K26.
01:40:02
Steve-O
It's fine.
01:40:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
01:40:02
Steve-O
It's a new entry in that, but unfortunately it is not notable.
01:40:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're you not falling down that hole, are you?
01:40:06
ThirstTrapLeon
the only You know what? I'll be honest. you know I don't track those games anymore, but isn't there like a weird like ragdoll physics in this one? And I keep seeing.
01:40:16
Steve-O
There's ragdoll physics in it. It's awesome.
01:40:18
ThirstTrapLeon
I keep seeing people like falling through like 50 tables ragdoll wise, and I'm like, that's pretty fun.
01:40:18
Steve-O
Like,
01:40:21
Steve-O
and You can stack up tables, set them on fire. That stuff's all fun and great. The problem though is they added a battle pass to getting the DLC that you bought.
01:40:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh no!
01:40:33
Steve-O
So say you buy a DLC, you have to get to level 40 to unlock it.
01:40:34
leong kennedick
Disgusting.
01:40:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
That terrible. Wow.
01:40:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Actually, you know, it's funny. I saw somebody make a strat and they're like, okay, this is what you do. You be Roman Reigns. You wrestle Eric Bischoff in a submission match.
01:40:50
ThirstTrapLeon
And then like rinse and you you tweak all the, the, yeah.
01:40:53
Steve-O
I did that. I did that for two hours.
01:40:54
ThirstTrapLeon
And they say you do it for two hours and you unlock everything or whatever.
01:40:57
Steve-O
Instead of Roman Reigns, I was Yokozuna because he is a giant and giants have the special ability where if, say, he reversed my move because he's a big man, he just like shakes it off real quick.
01:41:12
Steve-O
So it's literally you just spam a submission immediately, make them tap out, rematch and just keep doing that for two hours.
01:41:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
did you um Did you make Wilford Brimley yet?
01:41:22
Steve-O
It sucks. No, I haven't made anybody yet. Like there's still a lot for me to explore in that game. The problem is Pokemon Pogopea, the game that I did not want to get initially became like my addiction this weekend.
01:41:30
ThirstTrapLeon
It's just much better.
01:41:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
I see. mayor And you can't make Wilford Brimley in that, I don't think.
01:41:36
Steve-O
So ah you can, cause you do make your character.
01:41:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Man. Yeah, I'm just looking at...
01:41:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay, never mind.
01:41:41
Steve-O
So
01:41:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Pump the brakes.
01:41:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, I'm looking at gameplay of this Pocopoea game.
01:41:44
Steve-O
there you go.
01:41:47
ThirstTrapLeon
It looks... Yeah, I don't know. just It's very unassuming. I would not think this is one of the best games of the year.
01:41:53
Steve-O
It's very unassuming.
01:41:54
leong kennedick
Yeah, mean but I mean, but the same could be said about, or could have been said about Animal Crossing, too. well like it's just you know It's just one of those games, Evan.
01:42:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Right, right.
01:42:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:02
leong kennedick
you know
01:42:03
ThirstTrapLeon
And like Steve said, it does solve a lot of problems because, know, obviously I kind of notably bounced way off of that game.
01:42:11
Steve-O
I've been playing this game prominently in the middle of the night.
01:42:11
ThirstTrapLeon
But
01:42:16
leong kennedick
Are you on the subreddit getting fucking pissed that people are on ah that people are like just fucking
01:42:18
Steve-O
No, I haven't. I have not.
01:42:22
leong kennedick
no life in it And have like entire kingdoms made and shit.
01:42:25
Steve-O
No, because I i am i am literally exploring stuff.
01:42:27
leong kennedick
Skyscrapers and shit.
01:42:31
Steve-O
Here's spoilers. I don't know if anybody here will care. i Maybe people listening.
01:42:35
leong kennedick
Sam's trying to get me to play it but I'm um locked in right now on something else, so.
01:42:38
Steve-O
So you're basically so so here's kind of like maybe like a teaser for some people who are like kind of interested, but on the outskirts. So you are basically what it seems to be. You are exploring the post apocalyptic world of the very first Pokemon game because we came across the I would describe it as the ah the derelict corpse of the SSA and cruise ship, which is famously in the first Pokemon game where you fight Gary.
01:43:02
leong kennedick
My God. from That's from Halo. that's the ship That's the ship that you're on in Halo.
01:43:06
Steve-O
or Yeah, that's the one from Halo. That's for the ODST. But like, it's completely abandoned.
01:43:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Chris's least favorite game ever.
01:43:14
Steve-O
And ah it was just one of those things where where I'm like, oh, fuck, dude, this is like legit.
01:43:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yep. I can't believe never believe it
01:43:20
Steve-O
Like, I think just the map from the first Pokemon game, but it's like all destroyed and ruined. Like sand is washed over everything.
01:43:26
leong kennedick
Yeah, that's ah that's what i saw.
01:43:27
ThirstTrapLeon
So it was like going back to Raccoon City Department.
01:43:30
Steve-O
Yeah, no, it it is like kind of like very similar vibes going from Raccoon City being destroyed to this. I'm like, dude, I don't know what it is. Maybe that's just like the weird focus the world is taking right now based on how things are in the world.
01:43:46
Steve-O
But like that just might be where the interest is. We're ready for apocalypse.
01:43:53
ThirstTrapLeon
I guess.
01:43:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
Get ready, baby.
01:43:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:43:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
There'll be Pokemon in ours, too. Little pocket monsters.
01:43:59
Steve-O
No, they're better than us, Chris. They're better than us. They're trying to solve the problems.
01:44:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
How are they going solve the thought problem? They can only say their name.
01:44:07
Steve-O
No, now they can talk in this one.
01:44:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
What the fuck, man? I've been away for too long.
01:44:11
Steve-O
Well, so what people are speculating is they think it it's a prequel series to the mystery dungeon games where it's like the Pokemon can like communicate with one another and talk, but it's only Pokemon.
01:44:21
leong kennedick
Nah, they're going to make it ah an actual like franchise lore game now because it's so popular.
01:44:27
Steve-O
It's so big. It's so popular.
01:44:29
leong kennedick
Yeah, it's just a main it's the main game now.
01:44:32
Steve-O
And of of course, the most popular best-selling Pokemon, not best-selling, but most popular Pokemon game in recent times is made by a different company. Like one that actually cares.
01:44:41
leong kennedick
Yeah, that's pretty telling. That's pretty telling, right?
01:44:44
Steve-O
Dude, that I fantasy bet against this.
01:44:44
leong kennedick
Yeah, just wait. Just wait. They're going to get... You're going to get a Pocopia fucking expansion set in the card games too. And those are going to be crazy.
01:44:52
Steve-O
Yeah, that's what they do in all of them, but. Yeah, just like if you know somebody who loves cozy games, like this is a must have.
01:44:56
leong kennedick
ever
01:45:01
Steve-O
This is of the Switch 2 library right after Donkey Kong Bonanza, the must have game for this console.
01:45:10
leong kennedick
So you you think this is better than Donkey Kong Bonanza?
01:45:12
Steve-O
No, no, no. I would say Donkey Kong Bonanza is the number one. Poco P is number two.
01:45:16
leong kennedick
Okay.
01:45:17
Steve-O
And then Mario Kart World probably be number three.
01:45:17
leong kennedick
I was just wondering. i wouldn't i wouldn't I wouldn't get mad either way, but... Yeah, but this is like... Yeah, like people are are gonna spend $500 on a system to play this, I think.
01:45:27
Steve-O
I think this is you know there's a better way to justify it, but you know it's I don't know if the Switch 2 has enough exclusives on it
01:45:27
leong kennedick
I mean, it's Pokemon, right?
01:45:36
leong kennedick
but Resident Evil Requiem.
01:45:38
Steve-O
much
01:45:39
leong kennedick
Switch 2.
01:45:40
Steve-O
yet. Apparently, the Requiem runs really good on the Switch 2.
01:45:43
leong kennedick
That's what I was saying! You guys were fucking...
01:45:44
Steve-O
Yeah. I watched it.
01:45:46
leong kennedick
guys called You guys called me human cancer.
01:45:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it it runs really well because have you seen her face?
01:45:49
leong kennedick
Devin called me the human version...
01:45:50
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:45:51
leong kennedick
Devin called me the human version of colon cancer for sent for just even saying that.
01:45:54
Steve-O
Did you call him colon cancer?
01:45:56
leong kennedick
Yeah, he said that.
01:45:56
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, that's kind of how I wanted to treat you at least.
01:45:57
leong kennedick
He told me that. That's me.
01:46:00
Steve-O
called him Colonel Cancer?
01:46:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Goddamn.
01:46:02
leong kennedick
Devin, yeah.
01:46:03
DUNCANTHETHOT
Evans.
01:46:04
Steve-O
Devin did text to me and he said, good job.
01:46:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:46:04
leong kennedick
Devin...
01:46:06
Steve-O
Good job making sure he didn't get that that piece of shit on that piece of shit.
01:46:07
leong kennedick
Devin was dead.
01:46:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:46:09
leong kennedick
yeah Well, to be fair, I mean... i Well, actually, I... I beat Resident Evil already, so it wouldn't matter, but I won't have to fight with Sam over the Switch now.
01:46:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:46:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Can you imagine like?
01:46:23
leong kennedick
Now she's fighting with Owen over the Switch.
01:46:25
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah. What?
01:46:26
leong kennedick
Because he sees somebody playing, like, want to play. I want to play Mega Bonk.
01:46:29
Steve-O
Oh...
01:46:29
ThirstTrapLeon
for
01:46:29
leong kennedick
I want to be Giga Chad. I want to be this. I want to do this.
01:46:33
Steve-O
Is Megabonk on Switch?
01:46:35
leong kennedick
No, no, but somebody's been playing Mega Bonk again on ah Steam Deck.
01:46:37
Steve-O
Oh.
01:46:40
Steve-O
Oh, no.
01:46:41
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:46:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
01:46:42
leong kennedick
So...
01:46:42
ThirstTrapLeon
and
01:46:44
leong kennedick
Listen, I beat Reigns high score and it didn't fucking save it to the leaderboard. And according to some people in this house, it doesn't count.
01:46:49
ThirstTrapLeon
what
01:46:51
leong kennedick
I took screenshots though because I knew it was going happen at some point.
01:46:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Whoa.
01:46:56
Steve-O
dude
01:46:57
ThirstTrapLeon
your
01:46:57
leong kennedick
But I saw... When I saw...
01:46:59
ThirstTrapLeon
You're the king of Kong now.
01:46:59
leong kennedick
when i
01:47:02
Steve-O
with Billy Mitchell.
01:47:02
leong kennedick
ah Yeah.
01:47:02
Steve-O
that what you're saying?
01:47:02
leong kennedick
yeah that's why'm Well, that's why I'm trying to to recreate my fucking lucky ass run that I had when i where I beat Reigns' score by by like 20,000 points.
01:47:03
ThirstTrapLeon
You're the Billy Mitchell. Yeah. Oh, God.
01:47:13
leong kennedick
Speaking of which, Reigns... silently raised his score by a thousand points. I saw it just because he saw my screenshot. So it's there. There's some blood boiling there. So
01:47:23
ThirstTrapLeon
Wait, wait, so who who's like officially slash unofficially in the lead? Is it still rain? Or is your screenshot score?
01:47:30
leong kennedick
if my screenshot score is higher than rain's high score, but it didn't fucking save the fucking leaderboard because
01:47:35
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay. Okay, Billy Mitchell.
01:47:41
leong kennedick
ah, dude. I'm like, thank God I took these screenshots. But the the difference between my screenshots and Rain screenshots is Rain will take tiniest screenshot and not share what what got him there. But i'm taking um I take a full screen. like You can see every single item that I got.
01:47:55
leong kennedick
Everything everything that I used.
01:47:55
Steve-O
Are you playing you play on Steam Deck?
01:47:57
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:47:58
Steve-O
So it would be on Steam. So I could see, like, maybe if you share your screenshots.
01:48:02
leong kennedick
My screenshot? Well, yeah. I shared it in the chat. i think that's why what why Rain upped his score by another thousand. But he didn't He didn't say anything either way, but I know that he's keeping that in his back pocket.
01:48:15
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah.
01:48:16
leong kennedick
So i got i got I have to get it on the leaderboard, or it doesn't count. you know
01:48:22
Steve-O
That's fair.
01:48:22
leong kennedick
But yeah, my screenshot is...
01:48:22
Steve-O
That's fair.
01:48:24
leong kennedick
Where is it?
01:48:26
Steve-O
Oh, I'm looking at your screenshots on Steam right now. I'm not seeing Megabonk.
01:48:32
leong kennedick
Well, maybe it didn't upload from my Steam Deck to Steam. But here, I'll fucking...
01:48:36
Steve-O
You're, unfortunately, you're... God damn it, John.
01:48:41
leong kennedick
What?
01:48:42
Steve-O
your Your most recent photo that you have on your screen.
01:48:42
leong kennedick
What? What is it? Paste it on here. Paste it on here.
01:48:48
Steve-O
I'm about to do it right now.
01:48:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh boy.
01:48:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, boy.
01:48:51
Steve-O
Your most recent... ah
01:48:55
leong kennedick
Yeah, when was playing fucking Red Dead 1, I was like, oh god, this is fucking gross.
01:48:59
Steve-O
yeah
01:48:59
DUNCANTHETHOT
that guy
01:49:01
leong kennedick
This is gross. So what the fuck, dawg?
01:49:03
ThirstTrapLeon
who
01:49:03
Steve-O
it Just a hanging body.
01:49:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
hanging dog?
01:49:05
leong kennedick
Look at that Red Redemption, dude.
01:49:06
DUNCANTHETHOT
That guy's hanging dog. and guy hanging no
01:49:11
ThirstTrapLeon
your
01:49:12
leong kennedick
Yo, look at that 84, though. I'll just hit 84 frames, though, with my Steam Deck. But yeah, look at that. That's the law that' the last screenshot that you can see in my...
01:49:23
leong kennedick
but That's on my public page? What the fuck, dawg?
01:49:25
Steve-O
and' tell you followingling screenshots
01:49:27
leong kennedick
What the hell, man?
01:49:28
ThirstTrapLeon
How did that not come up in your like security profile when you had to get all that clearance?
01:49:33
leong kennedick
don't know, dawg! don't know, man. What the
01:49:36
ThirstTrapLeon
o
01:49:39
leong kennedick
Hold on, let me find my fucking screenshot now.
01:49:45
leong kennedick
ah that's just That's the last one that's pinned on there on Steam?
01:49:45
ThirstTrapLeon
Wow.
01:49:48
Steve-O
What's the newest one?
01:49:48
leong kennedick
That's fucking crazy. That's psycho, dude. Oh my god.
01:49:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Jesus, dude.
01:49:54
leong kennedick
What wrong with me?
01:49:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, that's fair.
01:49:56
leong kennedick
why did i i mean i you know I had to take a screenshot of that when I saw it.
01:50:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:50:00
leong kennedick
Playing Red Dead the first time. you know
01:50:02
Steve-O
got
01:50:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Of course, of course.
01:50:03
leong kennedick
I was like, da you guys didn't tell me I was playing a game game when I was playing this game. You said I was playing a game, but didn't say was playing a game.
01:50:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Well, while John's looking that up, ah i'm I'm curious. what is a what's this Crimson Desert comes out in like a week or something, doesn't it?
01:50:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:50:21
ThirstTrapLeon
let's What's the temperature? I keep staring at it.
01:50:24
Steve-O
I want I'm interested ever since they showed that clip of the RKO on goblins.
01:50:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
See, I kind of have a feeling it's going to be that game you guys played in the beginning of last year and forgot about completely.
01:50:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Maybe.
01:50:38
leong kennedick
Don't say that. I've got a lot banking on this, Chris.
01:50:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
never
01:50:42
Steve-O
Wait, what game was that? I'm trying to remember.
01:50:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, exactly. But it was that game where it was in like the wilderness and you like cooked meals. It wasn't ah it wasn't Monster
01:50:54
Steve-O
it It was a monster hunter?
01:50:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
It was a Capcom game and you guys played it.
01:50:58
Steve-O
Oh, Dragon's Dogma.
01:51:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:51:00
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's the line.
01:51:02
ThirstTrapLeon
No, that's a fair...
01:51:04
DUNCANTHETHOT
Give me those vibes.
01:51:05
ThirstTrapLeon
statement, Chris. that's ah It's definitely a game I'm not going to buy sight unseen. like I'm just going to sit there and going wait for the reviews to come in. But God, it really does look like that game that does everything.
01:51:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Keep staring at it, man.
01:51:20
leong kennedick
Here, here. I took a screenshot on my Steam Deck, but also I took a picture with my phone of the screen on my Steam Deck just because I and knew somebody was going to talk shit.
Debates on Game Preferences and Awards
01:51:30
leong kennedick
So, this is the score.
01:51:31
ThirstTrapLeon
Man.
01:51:32
leong kennedick
Yes, Reigns 311,000. see,
01:51:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay, it's funny because I look at this and i'm like, this means fucking nothing to me. But it's so cool.
01:51:39
leong kennedick
knew I knew, knew that. I knew that was going to happen.
01:51:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wow.
01:51:42
leong kennedick
Just saying, though.
01:51:43
ThirstTrapLeon
It's 1,300. What level is he?
01:51:46
leong kennedick
I don't know.
01:51:46
ThirstTrapLeon
you know?
01:51:46
leong kennedick
He doesn't post that. He only posts the score.
01:51:48
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
01:51:48
leong kennedick
That's why his are a little bit more shady, if you ask me.
01:51:50
ThirstTrapLeon
Dude, he's so... He's most suspect human I can ever...
01:51:52
leong kennedick
I don't know if he's modding or not.
01:51:55
ThirstTrapLeon
I thought Steve was the most suspect human I've ever come across. The reigns takes the cake.
01:51:59
leong kennedick
Rain's up there, man.
01:52:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:52:01
leong kennedick
He's up there.
01:52:04
leong kennedick
He's up there, dog.
01:52:04
Steve-O
Old Steve Weeby.
01:52:05
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, sussy, dude.
01:52:07
leong kennedick
Rain Weeby.
01:52:08
Steve-O
Yeah, my Megabonk score beats all of these. is just I just turn off. well I go offline when play because it's...
01:52:11
leong kennedick
I just did Yeah. That was offline.
01:52:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
You guys all, of course.
01:52:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, I actually just, why I start a new save every time.
01:52:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:52:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
course.
01:52:16
Steve-O
Yeah, every time.
01:52:17
leong kennedick
Dude, that's a hell of a fucking barn to walk into in Red Dead 1, dude.
01:52:17
Steve-O
Every time on on an alt account.
01:52:22
Steve-O
Yeah. You're like, Jesus Christ.
01:52:22
leong kennedick
I'm just man. I'm just saying, man.
01:52:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Big old balls hanging out and everything.
01:52:28
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:52:28
leong kennedick
Yeah, I was like, Demi, you didn't tell me fucking... I was not familiar with your game, Red Dead Redemption 1. Jesus Christ. i was like, oh my god, what am I playing here?
01:52:40
leong kennedick
But yeah, I mean, that if that doesn't tell you Resident Evil's not my favorite franchise, then I don't know, dog.
01:52:45
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, man.
01:52:46
leong kennedick
Yeah, I aggregated the scores and weighted them based on rank.
01:52:49
ThirstTrapLeon
To really go back to the meat of it, Resident Evil is a fucking top tier blue chip.
01:52:50
Steve-O
Okay.
01:52:54
leong kennedick
Far and away our favorite game as ah as a group, even though some...
01:52:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
01:52:59
Steve-O
Yeah, what's the top five?
01:53:01
leong kennedick
I posted it here. it's ah It's up there.
01:53:04
Steve-O
Okay, so Resident Evil number one.
01:53:04
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:53:04
leong kennedick
ah
01:53:05
ThirstTrapLeon
it's It's above the the hanging dong man.
01:53:08
leong kennedick
Yeah. and then And then Castlevania, Street Fighter, and God of War are tied for number two. and then And then Legend Zelda is all this five.
01:53:16
Steve-O
Okay.
01:53:18
leong kennedick
based on our scores.
01:53:20
Steve-O
Damn. All right.
01:53:20
ThirstTrapLeon
I appreciate that God of War is above Lexington.
01:53:22
leong kennedick
I have a heat map as well of um who disagreed with who.
01:53:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, God.
01:53:28
Steve-O
I kind of want to see that. I want to see where the heat is.
01:53:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
Cheat, man.
01:53:31
Steve-O
Show me the heat.
01:53:31
leong kennedick
Okay.
01:53:33
Steve-O
Who's got the most heat? Oh, damn.
01:53:36
leong kennedick
Zero means that you you perfectly agreed with somebody.
01:53:42
ThirstTrapLeon
So, chris okay. oh I was like, Chris perfectly agrees to Chris. That makes sense.
01:53:48
ThirstTrapLeon
So, me and Chris, I disagree, I think, the most, I think, out of everyone, right?
01:53:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mm-hmm. That makes a lot of sense.
01:53:53
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:53:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Based off of Chris.
01:53:54
leong kennedick
Actually, Devin, you disagreed with everybody the most because here is a controversy spread created as well.
01:53:55
DUNCANTHETHOT
good
01:53:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh. Oh, my God.
01:54:01
Steve-O
Wow, you're the most controversial.
01:54:03
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:54:03
ThirstTrapLeon
Ooh. Right, because, like, Zelda's so low. Well, no, because Chris put it pretty low, too.
01:54:07
leong kennedick
Yeah.
01:54:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
I put a lot too.
01:54:08
ThirstTrapLeon
Donkey Kong was pretty low for me, too, though.
01:54:09
leong kennedick
Yeah, so...
01:54:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, you know, a lot of it's tied to the the Nintendo games, I think.
01:54:17
leong kennedick
Yeah, so John... me me and Steve are closest in agreement. And then... Chris is to me, similar to Steve.
01:54:28
leong kennedick
And then Devin just fucking disagrees with everybody.
01:54:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Wow, yeah. Except for myself. you Yeah, you guys disagree with...
01:54:33
Steve-O
no no
01:54:33
leong kennedick
Except for his except for himself.
01:54:35
Steve-O
I want you to show this to people, Devin, and be like, look!
01:54:36
ThirstTrapLeon
This this is an echo... This shows me that where you guys are in an echo chamber.
01:54:39
leong kennedick
So if... If it wasn't clear... It wasn't clear that Devin was on the chopping block here um in the friends group.
01:54:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
ah
01:54:52
leong kennedick
It's it's here.
01:54:52
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm the one who tells it like it is, guys.
01:54:52
leong kennedick
It's it's aggregated. It's statistic.
01:54:54
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry.
01:54:56
leong kennedick
Oh, so you're saying the three of us are just a bunch of yes men?
01:54:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's the Stern.
01:54:57
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm the bad boy.
01:54:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's the Stern. He's the Howard Stern.
01:54:59
ThirstTrapLeon
dude.
01:54:59
leong kennedick
We're just a bunch of yes men?
01:54:59
ThirstTrapLeon
You guys are just...
01:55:00
Steve-O
a
01:55:00
ThirstTrapLeon
Literally, that's to me walking into a circle jerk.
01:55:04
Steve-O
It's all so green until we get to Devin.
01:55:06
leong kennedick
Until we get to Devin, then it's yellow, yellow, yellow.
01:55:08
Steve-O
It's yellow, yellow, yellow.
01:55:09
leong kennedick
yellow yellow
01:55:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Like a... Yeah. It's...
01:55:13
leong kennedick
aggressively yell. I mean, I guess me and Devin agree the most out of the Devin with the everybody else, but but not...
01:55:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Thank you. Yeah.
01:55:20
Steve-O
You're like an off yellow.
01:55:22
leong kennedick
Yeah, but it's not even really like agreeing with... like It's very...
01:55:28
leong kennedick
It's disgusting, actually, if you think about it.
01:55:29
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:55:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
01:55:30
leong kennedick
It's eating habits. disgusting.
01:55:33
ThirstTrapLeon
Good. Good.
01:55:33
leong kennedick
And you know what? If we ever need to talk If we ever need to talk about like movies, hey hey, do we agree on any movies? Here, here's a heat map. This is what everybody agrees on.
01:55:42
Steve-O
heres
01:55:43
leong kennedick
Evan disagrees with everybody.
01:55:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is pretty much how it's going to work.
01:55:43
Steve-O
There you go.
01:55:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Jaws.
01:55:47
Steve-O
Holy shit. Hold on. So for a future podcast, do you think we could do something similar, but it's like genres or like actors or directors and that we could be like, all right, here's where we, the dude, we could finally be like, you know what?
01:55:55
leong kennedick
We can, yeah. We have the technology.
01:56:02
leong kennedick
We don't need letterboxed.
01:56:03
Steve-O
Here's everybody's tastes.
01:56:03
leong kennedick
like it just Yeah, you know what? Oh, you know what? We are in March right now, Steve, and we've been slacking because Resident Evil.
01:56:11
Steve-O
We have been slacking.
01:56:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, I've been slacking.
01:56:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
a Ooh, guys.
01:56:14
Steve-O
We might have to turn March badness into awful April.
01:56:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
That
01:56:14
leong kennedick
So we might have to... Yeah. or Or we just...
01:56:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
was too easy. That was too easy.
01:56:21
leong kennedick
Or we force Chris to do it in two weeks, do all the movies in two weeks.
01:56:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
i thought you were going to say atrocious April, but hey.
01:56:25
Steve-O
Oh, atrocious is good.
01:56:28
leong kennedick
So we might have to have a discussion tomorrow with ah with Overlord Tim.
01:56:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
Awful. Quick.
01:56:33
leong kennedick
Tim
Gaming News Updates
01:56:34
leong kennedick
Leatherman himself.
01:56:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
You guys come together, spread apart like butt cheeks, and then I get my movies.
01:56:41
leong kennedick
And then you see ah you see that Red Dead screenshot I took. And then you're like, oh, Keno.
01:56:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
this is This is where it's going to be this year.
01:56:46
leong kennedick
This is Keno.
01:56:46
Steve-O
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:56:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, perfect, perfect, yeah.
01:56:47
Steve-O
Mm-hmm. masterpiece
01:56:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is where everybody's minds are right this year.
01:56:49
leong kennedick
Masterpiece.
01:56:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh. It's huge.
01:56:53
leong kennedick
Listen, it if I'm playing a game and Hogg comes in, i know I don't care if the dude's dead. i don't care if he...
01:56:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
oh
01:56:58
leong kennedick
I actually... Dude...
01:56:59
ThirstTrapLeon
that's the only Game of Thrones content Jon's ever looked at.
01:57:00
leong kennedick
I
01:57:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's huge.
01:57:03
ThirstTrapLeon
The hog episode. Yeah.
01:57:05
leong kennedick
had to see it for myself, dude. Everyone was talking about it.
01:57:08
DUNCANTHETHOT
here to
01:57:08
ThirstTrapLeon
but
01:57:09
leong kennedick
They showed the fucking, ah the Willem Dafoe gif of him looking up, and then it's just a shadow of a of a dog over over his head.
01:57:16
Steve-O
yes
01:57:17
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
01:57:18
leong kennedick
When I see that, I'm like, oh, I gotta see this for myself.
01:57:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's
01:57:20
leong kennedick
And I was not disappointed.
01:57:22
ThirstTrapLeon
and you're like ah yes then you turn to never be interested again you're like I'm done thank you
01:57:25
leong kennedick
I'm like, the internet does not fail.
01:57:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
a great show, man. What can say?
01:57:30
leong kennedick
I know, I know. I should watch it, but, you know, I got all this shit on my mind. Like, Megabonk. So...
01:57:34
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah yeah you can be honest this is megabug well you know what's been on my mind is is whatever fucking secrets you guys were talking about before we even record it
01:57:38
leong kennedick
I just need to, uh, to get it on the leaderboard.
01:57:46
leong kennedick
um We don't have time for that now, going to have to wait.
01:57:47
Steve-O
Yeah, we don't got time for that.
01:57:48
ThirstTrapLeon
but you So you're telling me you fucking caught, you fucking teased my dick.
01:57:49
Steve-O
yeah that's that's the next weaker.
01:57:49
leong kennedick
got wait.
01:57:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
We forgot. i'm sorry, Devin.
01:57:51
Steve-O
You know what?
01:57:51
leong kennedick
Nah, sorry.
01:57:51
Steve-O
You know what? To be fair, to be fair, it's good because Chris needs to finish Resident Evil 9.
01:57:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that's true.
01:57:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Now, you know what?
01:57:56
leong kennedick
Yeah, that is true.
01:57:57
DUNCANTHETHOT
I can't give an accurate opinion about that without finishing.
01:57:59
ThirstTrapLeon
That's fine. i don't care. You have to explain to me what this is after.
01:58:00
Steve-O
Do you want a hint?
01:58:01
leong kennedick
and i can make And I can make a disagreement heat map based on where what we do later.
01:58:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Nah. That's cute and all, but you guys need to fucking tell me what it is after.
01:58:07
Steve-O
Devin, do you want us to all give you one hint? One hint on what it could be, Devin.
01:58:11
ThirstTrapLeon
i'm assuming it's pursuer enemies based off the very, like the one word I heard.
01:58:15
Steve-O
You're so off. You're so off, dude.
01:58:17
ThirstTrapLeon
I am off.
01:58:17
leong kennedick
Yeah, cold, freezing cold, freezing cold.
01:58:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sorry, bud.
01:58:18
Steve-O
You're so off. So off. All right.
01:58:19
ThirstTrapLeon
All
01:58:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
Sorry about that.
01:58:20
Steve-O
But let's, you know what?
01:58:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
bu bump ball
01:58:22
Steve-O
Because of that, we're going to go on to news and updates and trailers. So Devin, you want to start this off?
01:58:26
ThirstTrapLeon
right.
01:58:27
Steve-O
Show this off?
01:58:27
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Of course. I love starting things off. um
01:58:33
leong kennedick
You just hate agreeing with us on anything.
01:58:34
ThirstTrapLeon
You know, that favorite game everyone talks about high guard. Well, it's officially getting shut down next week.
01:58:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, Devin, why did you start it down?
01:58:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Sorry. and and Yeah.
01:58:41
leong kennedick
Kevin, I thought you loved that game. You you made it the final...
01:58:43
Steve-O
You bid $1 on it
01:58:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. yeah
01:58:45
leong kennedick
Yeah. Yeah.
01:58:46
ThirstTrapLeon
I You know, that's why I'm glad to see it die. How dare you? Yeah, it's on one hand, it's sad. On the other hand, it's like, listen, it may, i don't even want to say it's like, it was a meme that this got like so shit on.
01:59:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:59:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Like, if you just looked at it pragmatically, this is the market saying we do not want live service games. We are very, we are very much full on live service.
01:59:16
ThirstTrapLeon
Please do not try to shove any more down our throats. I do think, unfortunately, a lot of this was frankly just like mate, like sadly.
01:59:28
ThirstTrapLeon
um And yeah, I think it's a very interesting discussion for the next game, game awards in terms of like what that last game is going to be. um
01:59:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
You think this tarnishes Jeff Keighley at all?
01:59:41
ThirstTrapLeon
Yes, I do.
01:59:42
leong kennedick
Dude, a lot.
01:59:42
ThirstTrapLeon
um
01:59:42
leong kennedick
Yeah, dude.
01:59:43
Steve-O
Yeah, he doesn't have the rub he thinks.
01:59:43
ThirstTrapLeon
Because one, they're Yeah, they're trolling it because he even said he's like, you're gonna eat your words in in two hours when the game comes out.
01:59:44
leong kennedick
I think he's i think he's feeling it, too, because everybody's trolling him about it. He
01:59:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you're going to a whole 18 humble pies are coming down your gullet, bro.
01:59:53
leong kennedick
doubled down, tripled down.
01:59:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Also, there's like some there's a little so bit of some shady stuff about apparently like 10. ten It's I think it's Tencent. I think like put a lot of money into this game.
02:00:08
ThirstTrapLeon
But Tencent also put some money into the Game Awards, and it's like, is that why he put it away, you know?
02:00:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
There you go.
02:00:13
leong kennedick
Yeah.
02:00:14
Steve-O
All right.
02:00:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
There it is. Devon, follow the money, Devon.
02:00:15
leong kennedick
That's all you needed to hear.
02:00:16
ThirstTrapLeon
know
02:00:16
leong kennedick
That's all you needed to hear.
02:00:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Follow the money.
02:00:18
ThirstTrapLeon
And it's, yeah, it's little tricky, but it's just like... I mean, unless I'm Code Veronica, unless I'm the new God of War game, unless I'm fucking something, do not put it in the final spot. Like, it needs to be something...
02:00:35
ThirstTrapLeon
like of that caliber. It can't just be fucking...
02:00:38
leong kennedick
It should have been, um, it should have been, um, uh, whatchamacallit, the Larian game. Divinity.
02:00:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:00:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Of course.
02:00:44
leong kennedick
That should have been it.
02:00:45
Steve-O
That's the one people were talking about after the game at awards.
02:00:46
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:00:46
leong kennedick
Yeah. And that was like the first one they showed.
02:00:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Well, I mean, it's kind of...
02:00:49
leong kennedick
Which is pretty fucking sad.
02:00:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Because they have the whole fucking statue, and I think they were got it out of the way.
02:00:52
leong kennedick
We were just talking about hogs.
02:00:55
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:00:55
leong kennedick
That trailer had hogs.
02:00:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Time to blaze 420 with high.
02:00:57
leong kennedick
Just saying.
02:00:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Yeah.
02:00:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
High guard. Ah!
02:01:00
leong kennedick
Divinity Original Hog is the is the game.
02:01:04
ThirstTrapLeon
All right. Let's see. Sony apparently, well, not apparently, they officially are retreating from PC ports. um Doesn't really affect me.
02:01:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
PCs are scary.
02:01:14
ThirstTrapLeon
Apparently doesn't affect a lot of people because one of the big reasons, one of the big reasons why they're like walking away from this is they're like, frankly, they're just not, they don't really sell.
02:01:17
leong kennedick
Everybody has a PS5 for that shit.
02:01:25
ThirstTrapLeon
It was PS5 exclusives just don't sell all that much. on PC for whatever reason. I think the the big number was like Spider-Man sold 4 million copies and then on Steam it sold 700,000 copies.
02:01:41
leong kennedick
Also, Xbox is dead, so they gotta to compete directly with Nintendo.
02:01:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Also Xbox was dead.
02:01:47
leong kennedick
So...
02:01:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Also like the new Xbox that I guess we'll talk about right now ah was soft announced I suppose with a
02:01:56
Steve-O
Project Helix.
02:01:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, Project Helix with the trailer.
02:01:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh no, like DNA.
02:02:00
ThirstTrapLeon
DNA, yes. um Which, frankly, wouldn't it be funny if they just that was they killed the Xbox brand and just keep it with... Call it Project Helix.
02:02:10
Steve-O
Microsoft Helix.
02:02:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Or Helix. Yeah, something, right?
02:02:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Blood.
02:02:14
ThirstTrapLeon
which Which they confirmed what what everyone kind of knew was that this was going to be some weird PC console hybrid.
02:02:15
leong kennedick
All AI generated games.
02:02:24
ThirstTrapLeon
That's all we know, and I think that's all we're going to know for a minute, but
02:02:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Uh-oh.
TV Show Speculations: The Boys and Green Lantern
02:02:27
ThirstTrapLeon
They said, here it is. It's coming. Yay. The boys. Final season trailer.
02:02:37
DUNCANTHETHOT
Stop, boys.
02:02:37
ThirstTrapLeon
du place
02:02:38
Steve-O
Bye, boys.
02:02:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Odd aside here, but I kind of recently put on, I started watching Banshee. I don't know if you guys are familiar Banshee at all.
02:02:47
DUNCANTHETHOT
I am familiar with Banshee, Devin.
02:02:47
Steve-O
the spin-off?
02:02:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. I put it on, like we put it on one day just to like have something to fall asleep to. And then.
02:02:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
Guy kills sheriff. First episode.
02:02:56
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:02:56
DUNCANTHETHOT
Become sheriff.
02:02:57
ThirstTrapLeon
good Well, yeah, he doesn't kill Sheriff, but Sheriff dies and then Convict becomes Sheriff.
02:03:02
Steve-O
Oh, it's like a Santa Claus roll.
02:03:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Kinda, yeah. Yeah, without magic. However, there's some magic to cover up some of the plot holes.
02:03:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wait till you get to the third season.
02:03:11
ThirstTrapLeon
Uh-oh.
02:03:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
He screams at everyone.
02:03:13
ThirstTrapLeon
ah
02:03:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Because he's the Banshee.
02:03:15
ThirstTrapLeon
I bet... Yeah, it turns out he's just an Irish ghost.
02:03:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
He starts screaming for a solid episode, Devin.
02:03:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:03:25
ThirstTrapLeon
Funny enough, though, i really I honestly, like, put it on just to fall asleep to, and then I just oddly got into it.
02:03:32
leong kennedick
you
02:03:33
Steve-O
Oh.
02:03:34
ThirstTrapLeon
And I did not know.
02:03:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
Did you get to the Jon Jones episode?
02:03:38
ThirstTrapLeon
i
02:03:38
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, definitely.
02:03:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Well, no, no, way wait, wait. The episode where he, like, beats the guy up in the casino.
02:03:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah.
02:03:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, yeah, it's not John Jones, but...
02:03:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
Well, the John Jones-like guy, whatever.
02:03:47
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, no. You know what's funny?
02:03:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
know what mean?
02:03:50
ThirstTrapLeon
So Banshee is a show that is like, we have the the the budget of like a WB show, but the content is like fucking hard R.
02:04:01
ThirstTrapLeon
It's a Game of Thrones.
02:04:02
Steve-O
oh
02:04:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, that is true.
02:04:03
ThirstTrapLeon
But like the quality and how it looks, it looks like Riverdale.
02:04:07
Steve-O
so
02:04:07
ThirstTrapLeon
Like the, it is what it is, right?
02:04:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, it does.
02:04:10
ThirstTrapLeon
um Anyway.
02:04:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
The fighting is kind of fun.
02:04:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:04:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's violent.
02:04:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, it's it's a really violent, it's
02:04:15
DUNCANTHETHOT
And there's there's an evil Amish guy in it, too.
02:04:17
ThirstTrapLeon
There is, there's a bunch of evil Amish guys, I think. Um, but anyway, this just reminded me of that because the boys final season trailer, I, we talked about a few times.
02:04:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah. Steve's into that.
02:04:24
Steve-O
am.
02:04:30
ThirstTrapLeon
you know, Chris, I think you and I are the only ones who were kind of keeping up with it, but it's been a quality show kind of throughout. So I'm, I'm excited.
02:04:40
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think, though, it is it is good to have an ending now.
02:04:40
ThirstTrapLeon
Uh,
02:04:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah it's it's ready. It's time. It's time. ah Beef Season 2. Beef Season 1 is one of the best shows I watched only one episode of and really liked and then never went back to.
02:04:58
ThirstTrapLeon
ah This just gives me, oddly, this just gives me, kind of gives me White Lotus vibes. Because Season 2 is just like different cast, different group, different scenario.
02:05:09
DUNCANTHETHOT
All centered around a small interaction leading to a larger explosion.
02:05:14
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah Yeah, I remember the slap.
02:05:14
Steve-O
Oh, it's like the slap. Y'all remember the slap?
02:05:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Do you remember the slap, Devin?
02:05:19
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:05:20
Steve-O
Oh, I remember that slap.
02:05:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
Do you remember that guy slapping that kid?
02:05:23
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
02:05:23
Steve-O
Hey, you're acting like an asshole.
02:05:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
Call the police!
02:05:28
Steve-O
this is going to grow into something bigger.
02:05:31
ThirstTrapLeon
It's going to grow into my political campaign. um It didn't really post there.
02:05:35
DUNCANTHETHOT
Love that show.
02:05:36
ThirstTrapLeon
I don't know why, but Lanterns. Anybody watch the Lanterns trailer?
02:05:39
Steve-O
Yeah, I did.
02:05:40
leong kennedick
I did.
02:05:40
Steve-O
That that was cool.
02:05:41
leong kennedick
i was into it.
02:05:41
DUNCANTHETHOT
I did. i did.
02:05:42
ThirstTrapLeon
You're into it? Yeah, some people were...
02:05:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
um i just found out that Damon Lindonoff is writing it, so I'm in.
02:05:44
leong kennedick
I was into it.
02:05:49
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay, yeah. It didn't look bad.
02:05:50
DUNCANTHETHOT
That's a big big yeah big yes.
02:05:51
ThirstTrapLeon
Somebody said ah somebody said i had their theory. Their theory is that they're going to find out who's been killing all these people in this small town, and it's going to be Al Jordan, and it's just basically going to be like soft parallax.
02:06:06
leong kennedick
Parallax.
02:06:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Parallax.
02:06:08
ThirstTrapLeon
And I was like, fuck.
02:06:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
They're bringing out parallax.
02:06:10
ThirstTrapLeon
That would be kind of cool. um That being said, yeah.
02:06:13
Steve-O
Be cool until think there's a bug in my butt.
02:06:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
I got a big old bug on my butt.
02:06:17
ThirstTrapLeon
i I do kind of understand the complaints about the the the color grading in this. It's just like, yeah, it's really fucking washed out.
02:06:22
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's too drab.
02:06:26
ThirstTrapLeon
But anyway, it's who cares?
02:06:27
leong kennedick
I like the vibe though.
02:06:29
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think the that that will showcase hopefully the the green of the lantern more.
02:06:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:06:36
Steve-O
Yeah, do you think they're trying to do...
02:06:37
leong kennedick
He flies a little bit in it.
02:06:39
ThirstTrapLeon
It does fly.
02:06:39
Steve-O
He does, yeah. He does a big... pull
02:06:41
ThirstTrapLeon
and Yeah, it kind of seems like that. It's like... Is he just going to keep finding excuses to for this to just be like a small town weird show? It's like you're a fucking... This could be solved in 30 seconds, but he's going to be Hal Jordan about it.
02:06:55
Steve-O
Rings out of juice.
02:06:57
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah. Maybe. Maybe that's it.
02:06:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
Gotta charge that ring with the old lantern.
02:07:00
ThirstTrapLeon
I just hope this doesn't turn into a show where I'm just like, this is pretty good, but I have to wait until episode four before he's even fucking allowed to...
02:07:08
Steve-O
Oh, you don't want it to be a peacemaker?
02:07:12
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:07:12
DUNCANTHETHOT
so
02:07:12
ThirstTrapLeon
All right.
02:07:13
DUNCANTHETHOT
Peace, Fingers, season two.
02:07:13
ThirstTrapLeon
Let's sit about that. The better. um I posted this just because i don't i actually like i think we need more weird, funny comedies and we're just not going to get those in theaters. But Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice.
02:07:28
ThirstTrapLeon
It's Vince Vaughn ah time travels to try to solve an issue. The cast is fun and it doesn't look out bad. So I was into it.
02:07:42
ThirstTrapLeon
Uh, somewhat bad news. Uh, that game that we were all like, that looks pretty cool. Uh, Gang of Dragon, uh, is apparently in trouble.
02:07:47
Steve-O
Oh, geez.
02:07:53
ThirstTrapLeon
Uh, the studio, because they are no longer getting any more funding from, i believe, Tencent, or NetEase. NetEase pulled additional funding from them, and I think I read something like they need, like, an extra, like, 44 million dollars.
02:08:09
Steve-O
ge
02:08:09
ThirstTrapLeon
And as of now, they have not procured that. So that's not good.
02:08:15
Steve-O
This is probably going to be one of those games that just gets shelved.
02:08:18
ThirstTrapLeon
I hope not, man.
02:08:19
Steve-O
Unfortunately, that trailer was awesome. Come on This was the resurgence of the big boy.
02:08:21
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, look good, man. Yeah, the big boys.
02:08:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
I think that's actually why they pulled the money.
02:08:28
ThirstTrapLeon
ah they They said, no, we want more skinny hot men. Leon's killing it right now.
02:08:30
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, he's too he's too big.
02:08:32
Steve-O
oh is that what happened?
02:08:32
leong kennedick
Mm-hmm.
02:08:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's too big.
02:08:33
ThirstTrapLeon
and
02:08:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, way too big.
02:08:33
Steve-O
You know, Requiem came out and then when look at that little skinny twink doing
02:08:34
ThirstTrapLeon
Leon Kennedy ruined it for any everyone.
Comedy Films and Game Updates
02:08:38
Steve-O
spin kicks, damn.
02:08:38
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah.
02:08:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
That guy, he can't even fit through a door.
02:08:42
Steve-O
We don't want big, beefy, burly meat heads.
02:08:45
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, we don't need beefy boys.
02:08:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
Every door he comes to is going to be an obstacle.
02:08:46
ThirstTrapLeon
It's going to be a problem.
02:08:48
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's going to to go through sideways.
02:08:51
Steve-O
It's going to a problem. but We're going to need 44 million.
02:08:51
ThirstTrapLeon
ah You know who's having a big problem? Fucking Steam.
02:08:56
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, they are.
02:08:56
ThirstTrapLeon
So the, again, kind of like a problem that we all kind of saw coming um from a mile away is the Steam Machine was announced and we all went.
02:09:07
ThirstTrapLeon
And they said early 2026. And we all went, that's that's crazy. Turns out that was crazy because a lot of people are saying, yeah, we don't really know if it's going to come out.
02:09:20
ThirstTrapLeon
Probably will be delayed due to the cost of everything.
02:09:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:09:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Thanks, Donald. You fucking goof.
02:09:28
DUNCANTHETHOT
but
02:09:29
ThirstTrapLeon
ah Speaking of that, ah Nintendo is suing the U.S. government over the unlawful tariffs. It's just kind of fun to see Nintendo get involved in some of that stuff. a Famously, litigious Nintendo is getting involved.
02:09:43
ThirstTrapLeon
So that's pretty cool.
02:09:46
DUNCANTHETHOT
i hereby accept our our new conquerors and wish them farewell.
02:09:50
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
02:09:54
DUNCANTHETHOT
I mean, um A grandstanding as a citizen of Nintendo America.
02:09:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Chris, would you rather be put in the Wario camps or the Waluigi camps?
02:10:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
Wario camps. I get to eat as much garlic as I want.
02:10:05
ThirstTrapLeon
know Oh, yeah. That's a stinking camp, dude.
02:10:08
Steve-O
Yeah. A little side note, ah the head of the WarioWare games has left Nintendo. He is stepping aside to teach gaming at university.
02:10:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh, shit. No, he's not.
02:10:19
leong kennedick
Hmm.
02:10:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's going to be stealing gold.
02:10:20
Steve-O
Yeah. No, I forget his actual name.
02:10:22
ThirstTrapLeon
You know what?
02:10:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
Come on We know...
02:10:24
ThirstTrapLeon
I'll be honest, man.
02:10:26
DUNCANTHETHOT
He's like Wario.
02:10:26
ThirstTrapLeon
Uh...
02:10:27
DUNCANTHETHOT
This is Wario's way getting out.
02:10:29
Steve-O
Yeah, Goro Abe.
02:10:30
ThirstTrapLeon
if there's somebody that could probably speak to the fucking ADD Zoomer or Gen Alpha nature, it's that guy. He's like, what if you only focused on one thing every two seconds?
02:10:43
Steve-O
He walks over to your desk, slams his hands, and then farts on you.
02:10:44
DUNCANTHETHOT
You talking about Wario?
02:10:46
ThirstTrapLeon
WarioWare? Yeah. Yeah.
02:10:49
Steve-O
Pay attention!
02:10:49
ThirstTrapLeon
He farts on you. it's No cap. And then...
02:10:52
DUNCANTHETHOT
Rides his fucking motorcycle out of the office.
02:10:54
Steve-O
Put this ice cube in your eye!
02:10:57
ThirstTrapLeon
What?
02:10:57
Steve-O
Two seconds! You're done!
02:10:58
ThirstTrapLeon
Go, go, go, go.
02:10:58
Steve-O
You failed! Out!
02:10:59
ThirstTrapLeon
Knit the sweater. What? the
02:11:01
Steve-O
Failed! Out!
02:11:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Clean that guy's nose.
02:11:03
ThirstTrapLeon
And weirdly, he keeps all of their attention.
02:11:06
Steve-O
Pass. Pass.
02:11:07
ThirstTrapLeon
Pass.
02:11:07
DUNCANTHETHOT
Work.
02:11:08
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah ah These are late additions, but I said, fuck it. I'm going to post them anyway. Super Mario Galaxy final trailer. When's that movie even coming out?
02:11:18
ThirstTrapLeon
It feels like it's.
02:11:18
Steve-O
This year. This year.
02:11:20
ThirstTrapLeon
know it's this year.
02:11:21
leong kennedick
April, I think.
02:11:21
Steve-O
Dude, we got a huge casting news today.
02:11:22
leong kennedick
Next month.
02:11:24
Steve-O
Donald Glover is playing Yoshi. Luis Guzman is playing Wart from Mario Brothers 2.
02:11:31
ThirstTrapLeon
You know.
02:11:34
ThirstTrapLeon
The one that is fake, the fake Mario Brothers game.
02:11:37
Steve-O
from From the Dreams.
02:11:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, from the dreams.
02:11:41
Steve-O
Luis Guzman is not fake.
02:11:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Are
02:11:45
DUNCANTHETHOT
are we sure about that?
02:11:49
Steve-O
I did see him in community, but he did play himself. So maybe he is fake.
02:11:53
DUNCANTHETHOT
I thought he was a character in Community.
02:11:56
Steve-O
Oh, fuck. You might be right. Luis Guzman might be fake.
02:12:01
ThirstTrapLeon
OK.
02:12:01
Steve-O
Donald Glover is Yoshi.
02:12:02
DUNCANTHETHOT
Uh oh. He's real.
02:12:06
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, that's kind of like...
02:12:06
Steve-O
um
02:12:06
ThirstTrapLeon
Is that like Vin Diesel as Groot type deal? Like, I don't expect...
02:12:10
DUNCANTHETHOT
Whoa.
02:12:11
Steve-O
That's kind of a weird cast because it's like, you know, you just say like yohi Yoshi, Yoshi.
02:12:11
DUNCANTHETHOT
Come on, wait. Pump the brakes, Devin. Calm down, all right? It's an important role.
02:12:15
ThirstTrapLeon
No, that's what I mean. He's not going to fucking say anything.
02:12:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay, all right. Vin Diesel had a very he had a very important Mm.
02:12:19
ThirstTrapLeon
We don't overpay, dude.
02:12:21
DUNCANTHETHOT
Mm.
02:12:21
Steve-O
ah Issa Rae will be cast as Honey Bee. you remember Super Mario Galaxy.
02:12:25
ThirstTrapLeon
That sounds...
02:12:28
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, I don't, but that sounds pretty cool. I just want to know what this... Well, never mind. I won't go there. was going to Love Triangle.
02:12:39
ThirstTrapLeon
But, yeah, Between Peaks and Galena.
02:12:39
DUNCANTHETHOT
Love triangle. Is he going fuck Yoshi?
02:12:41
Steve-O
bet you. Dude, what?
02:12:44
ThirstTrapLeon
But, no, no, no.
02:12:45
Steve-O
Have you seen that, Tom? Why?
02:12:47
ThirstTrapLeon
I know about that timeline.
02:12:47
Steve-O
by like
02:12:49
ThirstTrapLeon
ah
02:12:49
DUNCANTHETHOT
Think of the knowledge. They're
02:12:52
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, and then also, listen, I just posted, because, again, I've been playing Marvel Cosmic. I've been playing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game. I've playing Absalom.
02:13:03
ThirstTrapLeon
These 2D brawlers, man, we're fucking back.
02:13:05
DUNCANTHETHOT
coming back. They're coming back.
02:13:06
ThirstTrapLeon
And I saw this, I went, okay, whatever. Jane Silent Bob Chronic Blunt Punch. Click the trailer because it looks so much better than it has any right to look.
02:13:19
ThirstTrapLeon
It actually looks very high quality. And I was like, all right, that's kind of sick. That
Weekly Wrap-Up
02:13:25
Steve-O
That is cool.
02:13:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
It looks cool. It does look cool.
02:13:25
ThirstTrapLeon
i releases this month.
02:13:27
ThirstTrapLeon
I'm sorry, next month, next 420. How could I miss that?
02:13:31
Steve-O
That's funny.
02:13:33
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean, don't know funny it is, but it's, you know, fuck it, right?
02:13:33
DUNCANTHETHOT
Gonna be smoke it up.
02:13:39
Steve-O
It's appropriate.
02:13:39
ThirstTrapLeon
Fuck it. Yeah, it is appropriate. And that is, that's the rapid fire. That's the rapid fire news.
02:13:48
Steve-O
Thank you so much for that, Devin. This is actually, is a lot of news that kind of came out this week and you, you kind of handled it ah with much aplomb.
02:13:58
DUNCANTHETHOT
You didn't scream a lot like I thought you would. and That's cool, I guess.
02:14:02
ThirstTrapLeon
Let's see. If there's only one I was going to scream about, there's going go to be the a Gang of Dragons studio having money problems.
02:14:10
Steve-O
That's a bummer. Dude, that game looks so cool.
02:14:11
ThirstTrapLeon
That's where screaming.
02:14:14
DUNCANTHETHOT
Would you like slam your fists on your desk and walk out?
02:14:17
ThirstTrapLeon
And then walked away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:14:18
DUNCANTHETHOT
yeah
02:14:18
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah Oh, yeah.
02:14:19
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay. That's that for you this week. There should be a moment like that every week.
02:14:25
Steve-O
We'll be back.
02:14:28
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. we Didn't we say we were going to do a segment with you, Devin?
02:14:32
DUNCANTHETHOT
Hand slammer.
02:14:32
Steve-O
Reoccurring.
02:14:33
ThirstTrapLeon
but Yeah, but can you remember what it was?
02:14:35
Steve-O
It was like you pick something every week as like the Kopech.
02:14:36
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's a real hand slammer.
02:14:39
ThirstTrapLeon
oh no, the thing the hill I would die on or something like that?
02:14:39
Steve-O
Like. Yeah, the hill you would die on this week.
02:14:42
leong kennedick
Yeah. yeah
02:14:42
DUNCANTHETHOT
Oh,
02:14:44
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, man. What was the hill I would die on this week?
02:14:47
Steve-O
Did I make a list for the previous one? i might have.
02:14:51
ThirstTrapLeon
may Yeah, maybe it was like three weeks ago.
02:14:52
Steve-O
i'm I'm all talk. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
02:14:55
ThirstTrapLeon
ah You know what? I'm going to die on the hill that we should get rid of the Xbox brand. And listen, new boss. Xbox is kind of a muddy brand at this point.
02:15:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Same concept. Just call it something cool. Like Helix. That's actually not terrible. It's not a terrible name.
02:15:16
DUNCANTHETHOT
You like that name?
02:15:16
ThirstTrapLeon
So I'll die on that. I will die on that hill, Chris.
02:15:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's full of blood then, right?
02:15:22
ThirstTrapLeon
Yes.
02:15:23
Steve-O
Blood Hill.
02:15:23
ThirstTrapLeon
I mean...
02:15:24
DUNCANTHETHOT
the The console itself.
02:15:27
ThirstTrapLeon
Of course. Yeah.
02:15:28
Steve-O
You've been playing too much Resident Evil Requiem, Chris.
02:15:29
leong kennedick
Uh-huh.
02:15:30
ThirstTrapLeon
yeah
02:15:31
DUNCANTHETHOT
Okay.
02:15:32
Steve-O
Not everything's made with blood. You can't make fucking things out of blood.
02:15:34
DUNCANTHETHOT
You can make anything out of any big bucket of ragu that you find, okay? Okay.
02:15:40
Steve-O
We gotta end this podcast before Chris does something deadly.
02:15:43
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's easy. i got plenty of sauce in my cabinets. I can make as much fucking ammo as I want.
02:15:48
Steve-O
You put that purple sauce down right now, motherfucker!
02:15:51
DUNCANTHETHOT
I'm going to drink it.
02:15:52
Steve-O
God damn, that's going to explode you.
02:15:56
Steve-O
But we'll be back next week um where we will be doing more lists where we find out Devin is the most disagreeable person on the podcast.
02:16:04
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, i'm I'm the biggest piece of shit on the podcast.
02:16:06
leong kennedick
Heat Map King.
02:16:07
Steve-O
We didn't say piece of shit.
02:16:07
leong kennedick
He's the Heat Map King.
02:16:09
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, I'm a piece of shit.
02:16:10
Steve-O
I used to be a piece of shit.
02:16:12
ThirstTrapLeon
All right, huge piece of shit.
02:16:14
Steve-O
yeah
02:16:14
leong kennedick
He's the heat Heat Map Goblin, Devin.
02:16:15
Steve-O
The heat magnet.
02:16:17
ThirstTrapLeon
Yeah, yeah, I'm a heat magnet.
02:16:17
DUNCANTHETHOT
Yeah, you just, you're getting all the heat.
02:16:18
ThirstTrapLeon
Okay.
02:16:20
DUNCANTHETHOT
You're the heat man. You're getting near the heat sink of the podcast.
02:16:24
ThirstTrapLeon
Oh, man, all right.
02:16:25
DUNCANTHETHOT
It's where all the heat goes.
02:16:25
Steve-O
And we'll see you next week.
02:16:26
ThirstTrapLeon
I'll accept those terms.
02:16:28
Steve-O
Bye everybody.
02:16:29
ThirstTrapLeon
Bye.