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ThirstTrapLeon: Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of March 9th, 2026.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh boy, hope you had a good week because it's hot now. don't know where you're living, but I'm hot. I was wearing shorts today like a weirdo, like a big old freak.
ThirstTrapLeon: And with me, I brought a cadre of freaks. We have one Steve O'Tierry.
Steve-O: Winter has wilted. Bring on the sun.
ThirstTrapLeon: Chris Galanti
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's it folks flipping a coin for spring heads or tails.
ThirstTrapLeon: and the creator of power slap John Suarez. Hey doing good job.
leong kennedick: Mmm. No thanks, bro.
ThirstTrapLeon: Good job. Thank you. Watch the power slap highlights two seconds ago. It's big fan.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It was, it was heads.
Steve-O: Power slap is the one where you slap people in the face.
ThirstTrapLeon: That is, yep.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Of course, man, that's, that's all the rage.
ThirstTrapLeon: Of course, Steve.
Steve-O: that's That's the one where the guy got slapped into an N64 model, right?
ThirstTrapLeon: Uh, perhaps.
Steve-O: That's the one I remember. That really stuck with me.
ThirstTrapLeon: You know, apparently there was I saw a clip of a new sport, which was just two assholes running into each other.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, two guys running at each other?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh, no.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, dude!
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Russia needs to be stopped.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, hold on.
ThirstTrapLeon: Hold on. no No, they should be stopped.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Devin, two guys running at each other.
ThirstTrapLeon: Dude, if Dana White sees that it's over, we're going to he's going to hire a whole new
DUNCANTHETHOT: That is... What is the name of that sport? Did you happen to recall?
ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, I I pretended it didn't exist as soon as I saw it because I was like, sport where two people.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Was it called the the the Bash Boys?
leong kennedick: The Bash Boys.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It was a bash voice.
leong kennedick: That's Chris and Leon. That's Chris and Leon in that one movie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: They, do you think they ran into each other? Like that, that this one sport and to see who'd win. Chris always wins.
ThirstTrapLeon: All right. ah Apparently it's called Run It Straight.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Let's be honest.
ThirstTrapLeon: Or the Run It Championship League. So run it.
leong kennedick: Run it.
Steve-O: That have been cooler.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's ah a region originating as a backyard challenge in Australia, at New Zealand.
Steve-O: That could have been a cooler name.
Steve-O: ah So they're like, run it. Run it.
ThirstTrapLeon: All right. So it's not Russia.
Steve-O: Run it. Try it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Run it now.
ThirstTrapLeon: Apologies to Russia.
leong kennedick: They're not talking about robbing a person with at gunpoint.
DUNCANTHETHOT: The shrimps are ready to be cooked.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, no. Wait, John, have you seen these videos?
DUNCANTHETHOT: They're the bobby.
leong kennedick: Because that's what they usually say. They say run it. No.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's just too fucking.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Do they also say two men enter, one man leaves? Is that part of it?
ThirstTrapLeon: I don't think so. I mean, one person leaves in a fucking body bag, basically.
DUNCANTHETHOT: that's That's the whole idea of the Thunderdome, too.
leong kennedick: Put him in a body bag, Leon.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. John, it's literally just two guys just running.
leong kennedick: That's what Ashley says in Resident Evil 4.
ThirstTrapLeon: Just two guys running at each other as hard as they can.
leong kennedick: Put him in a body bag, Leon. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah, it's the new slap.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah.
leong kennedick: It's the new slap slap sport.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, new power slot. The new sport you invented.
Steve-O: Is it like chicken? is it like one person like dodges?
leong kennedick: It's so stupid.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, no. No, so apparently the the angle is they're supposed to like hit like shoulder to shoulder.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, I mean, what do you to define as chicken? Like the chicken, we usually see somebody gets out of the way. This time, nobody gets out of the way.
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: so it's just they're playing chicken, but they're like, you you're not supposed to chicken now.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, it's literally, it's just like, it's basically, wouldn't it be funny if like two guys ran it in one truck, the other one?
Steve-O: Wouldn't it be funny?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wouldn't it be funny?
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Do you think that's why it was made?
Steve-O: You're saying this is a comedy sport.
ThirstTrapLeon: All right, let me, all right, let me repeat what I said earlier.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What the fuck is that?
DUNCANTHETHOT: if
ThirstTrapLeon: a backyard Australian slash New Zealand sport.
DUNCANTHETHOT: All right.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's two guys that are shit face going, wouldn't this be funny?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's a good point.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: Hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, Devin, I hope you success in this league. I really think you're going to well.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah Thank you. Thank you. thank you
Steve-O: I think Devin would do very well. I think Devin can run down a few people.
ThirstTrapLeon: I don't think I would.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think you got it in you, buddy.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, because they're equal size. Could you imagine that? That's like the one sport I would excel at. Turns out.
DUNCANTHETHOT: he just running it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Turns out i just have I have a gift.
Steve-O: and
ThirstTrapLeon: was put on this earth to be the running championship chip champion
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's like you you've done the runoff, which is where like you just keep running. like You ran through your opponent and just keep running out of the studio.
Steve-O: Oh.
ThirstTrapLeon: Hmm.
ThirstTrapLeon: Well, it's like it's like the boys.
Steve-O: Oh, that would be interesting if like there was a person lined up. So like you have to just keep running through people and you see how many you can get through before you're stopped.
leong kennedick: Thank you.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah run it extreme
ThirstTrapLeon: Just like, how many kids? How many five-year-olds do you think you can bulldoze through?
DUNCANTHETHOT: well that's the thing it would go up in age so would start young and you would get i mean they would probably tie you down a little till you get to like the older ages and if you get to that's
Steve-O: and Okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, but then but then then once you break...
Steve-O: Yeah, Devin, what grade do you think would stop you?
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm going to say...
DUNCANTHETHOT: a good question there was a line of children in front of you leading to adults
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm going say...
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm going to say junior year. Junior year.
Steve-O: Okay, you're saying junior junior year of high school would be the the line.
ThirstTrapLeon: I think that's where I would struggle to take down more than two.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Age run it.
Steve-O: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hell yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: but then But then you hit a point where it's like, then you're fucking trucking through like 75-year-olds.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, well, like, if you get to the end, you're gold.
ThirstTrapLeon: you know And you're like, oh, it's easy again.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah.
leong kennedick: Thank you.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You get to the end, you're fucking gold, man.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's easy again.
Steve-O: no Don't stop, Devin.
ThirstTrapLeon: how Like, how much... What age do you think you can get to before you really create the puff of dust?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, i think you would be i think you would yeah you would be creating like a cloud of gore at some point.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: like I think you'd run through somebody and that would slow you down because you'd be like bones and shit.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. like Like in The Boys, yeah.
Steve-O: Now, here's the scary part.
ThirstTrapLeon: Nah, dude. They let me put safety goggles on.
DUNCANTHETHOT: okay
Steve-O: once Once you're out of like, once you like you you know once you're hitting like the 60 to like 130, you're gold.
Steve-O: like That's powder.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you're going to win.
ThirstTrapLeon: 130?
Steve-O: But the problem is, once you get to that mark, once you...
DUNCANTHETHOT: that's That's the winning run.
ThirstTrapLeon: You're talking about weight. You're talking about weight.
Steve-O: No, no, I'm talking about age. Once you get to that mark, though, then you're going to be like, oh, no.
ThirstTrapLeon: So... second.
Steve-O: am i Am I facing immortal weird people who have secrets? No.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like secret mutant that exists or vampire that might and you run into a fucking brick wall because that's a vampire, bro.
Steve-O: vampires
DUNCANTHETHOT: They're super strong, Devin.
ThirstTrapLeon: Who's the oldest person alive? Let's see.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Vlad Dracula.
ThirstTrapLeon: 116. 130 year old am barreling through? Man, that guy looks just like...
Steve-O: i don't know renfield this
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I imagine the last like hundred year old person like you run up the wheelchair and just kick their head off like and just jump into the air and there's like streamers and shit.
ThirstTrapLeon: Hmm. Ooh, yeah. No, I think they have to be held up.
Steve-O: That's a victory move right there.
ThirstTrapLeon: They have to be held up on something.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, they're in a chair, so you just run up the chair and just get right to the head level and kick their head right off.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, I think they have to be like lifted out of the chair.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, big spring loaded out, so you just collide into them.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, and then I hit them in their legs and they do that they do that weird like spin when two football players hit a guy at the same time.
Steve-O: They're like held like a finish line for you.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Fucking A.
ThirstTrapLeon: You know like when Brock Lesnar F5 someone?
DUNCANTHETHOT: This is a great sport.
ThirstTrapLeon: That's what I want after a good old tackle.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, I wish you the best luck, though
ThirstTrapLeon: Thanks. Thanks. Again, I don't think I've ever excelled in a sport until this one.
Steve-O: That was a really sad statement until you finish the rest.
ThirstTrapLeon: Thanks. I appreciate that.
Steve-O: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Spanish sweet spot.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, man. ah Chris, we you're back.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hello, I am back. Yeah, I was stuck.
leong kennedick: You finally got your power back. That's what we said was you're still out of power last week.
DUNCANTHETHOT: got i was Yeah, dude, I was stuck in the dark.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: We were eating leather. Isn't that crazy?
leong kennedick: What?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. We had like a little cook fire in the living room in a big barrel.
leong kennedick: Oh my God.
DUNCANTHETHOT: um And I was wearing those gloves that you, they're mittens or they're just fingerless gloves. Like you see a lot of homeless people wear in, um in like movies and stuff.
Steve-O: no
DUNCANTHETHOT: um Yeah, we were cold. It was, and now yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: You were Charlie Chaplin
ThirstTrapLeon: o how How long would you say would you say you were you know without without power?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Eat leather, shoe leather.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Fortnite. Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: e
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's another thing is I've been, Speaking old-timey terms now that we don't have power.
leong kennedick: Bye.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So it's been two weeks. a solid Fortnite.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay, so two weeks.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: I thought was going to be like 45 minutes. And you just went straight to eating leather.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, well... We got our power back, but we kept it off.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So we could live the frontier life.
Steve-O: Mmm.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, you start it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Just like that new movie that got nominated for an Academy Award that shouldn't have. And it was really boring. And it was called Train Dreams.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, Train Dreams or whatever?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Guys, hear about Train Dreams?
ThirstTrapLeon: I heard about it.
Steve-O: No, I didn't.
ThirstTrapLeon: I wanted to see it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I saw train dreams.
ThirstTrapLeon: And then...
leong kennedick: Was it good?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I was dreaming of a better film.
Steve-O: Oh! oh
leong kennedick: Damn.
ThirstTrapLeon: Nice.
leong kennedick: You were dreaming about Akira Kurosawa's dreams?
DUNCANTHETHOT: it's it's an aura It's an aura generator for an old-timey story of living in the frontier. like that's that's it there's no There's barely a plot There's barely any interesting leads. It's just bleh. It's like a slice of life of the miserable life in the on the frontier working on train on the train on the railroad.
DUNCANTHETHOT: it's yeah i don't i don't get it, man. it's just it's it's all It's all atmosphere. That's all this film is.
Steve-O: Just all environment.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it's like the time and the period and if you're really You know, one of those people like Get Off on living out in the middle of nowhere and fucking...
Steve-O: That's a that's an old dad movie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's an old dad film. And guess what? I'm neither of those things as of right now, I think.
Steve-O: tell you what. What if the train was a transformer? and they had to build the tracks so they could...
DUNCANTHETHOT: I mean, well, that happened, but it wasn't good.
Steve-O: Wait, what?
DUNCANTHETHOT: What?
Steve-O: That was a part of the movie?
DUNCANTHETHOT: would yeah
Steve-O: that
DUNCANTHETHOT: It just wasn't well executed is all.
Steve-O: it
DUNCANTHETHOT: I mean, listen, you be the judge. if
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah All right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: If you introduce a Transformer in the last two minutes of a film, is it any good?
Steve-O: Ooh, last two minutes of the film.
leong kennedick: Oh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's really what I'm talking about. Two minutes you have with that Terminator. See, didn't even say it right.
Steve-O: You turn it into Terminator. Well, actually, that would make that movie real interesting.
DUNCANTHETHOT: was transform
Steve-O: Because, like, what if, like...
ThirstTrapLeon: Well, like like ah like ah a tree falls on him and you're like, wow, that's the end of the movie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I've said too much.
ThirstTrapLeon: And then he just...
Steve-O: then he just lifts up the tree.
DUNCANTHETHOT: spoilers Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. I've said too much. um
ThirstTrapLeon: Alright.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't know why this film, in reality, has gotten nominated. I just don't get it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Was it Best Picture? Was it like Best Actor or Director?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I believe it was Best Picture. That's it.
ThirstTrapLeon: look Okay.
Steve-O: of this year?
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah.
Steve-O: Next year?
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
Steve-O: Last year?
DUNCANTHETHOT: This year.
ThirstTrapLeon: This year.
DUNCANTHETHOT: this here This year's Oscar.
leong kennedick: One battle after another. It's going to beat that.
ThirstTrapLeon: You know, it's it's kind of like that. It's it's like nominated, but it's not going to win. It's just not going to win.
DUNCANTHETHOT: If it wins, I'm going fucking throw a chair through each one of your windows.
ThirstTrapLeon: Come on, Dad.
leong kennedick: Listen, Crash won. Crash won that one year, remember?
DUNCANTHETHOT: This guy had crashed in wind.
Steve-O: Crash did win.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: So.
Steve-O: What's it called?
DUNCANTHETHOT: We're all we remember.
Steve-O: Train dreams?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Train dreams, Steve.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Dreaming trains.
Steve-O: I'm bored just hearing that title.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's got a, it's got a, what's his name on it? um On it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, the guy who looks like ah a dog. A certain dog breed.
ThirstTrapLeon: Steve, we watched that movie with Gordo the weirdo, that guy.
Steve-O: Gordo the weirdo. Yeah, I i know you're talking about.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah. That guy.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You know what dog breed I'm talking about? The ones with the flat face?
Steve-O: Yeah, you're talking like a pug?
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, not a pug. They they have that that flat, drooping face. Not even drooping. It's just flattened. They look kind of like pit bulls. ah i
ThirstTrapLeon: You're not talking about the dogs that have the the the barrel under the chin, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: St. Bernard's. No, i' not talking about St.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Bernard's. I will figure out what this dog is by the end of this podcast, okay?
ThirstTrapLeon: All right, yeah, you have a whole podcast. you Well, you know what was high quality?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh yeah?
ThirstTrapLeon: ah i I mean, I guess it depends on if if you were a fan of the original, but ah I had heard pretty decent things about the Scrubs remake, or not remake, but like ah the new Scrub show.
ThirstTrapLeon: Like, it's it's back.
leong kennedick: Yeah, like the they the the reboot? Is it rebooting it?
ThirstTrapLeon: three No, it's not a reboot. It's just like a continuation.
leong kennedick: sam sam
Steve-O: revival revival
leong kennedick: Sam watched... Yeah, Sam watched...
ThirstTrapLeon: Revive. Yes, yes.
leong kennedick: Sam watched re-watched all Scrubs to prepare for it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Dude, <unk> i am a I was a big Scrubs guy. i have good memories of Scrubs. I think it's a pretty quality show overall.
ThirstTrapLeon: Dude, this is like they just picked up right where they left off. Solid show. Like, i it's it's in the rotation now. I'm like, okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: There's a certain friend of ours who once brought up the fact that there is a point in many Scrubs episodes where it gets serious. And it's always at the same time mark of every episode.
ThirstTrapLeon: The same, like, he's like, it's between the third and fourth commercial.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Something mysterious happens.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: I believe it, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And I personally have watched parts of episodes on the syndication years ago, but i I really don't have much of an opinion about Scrubs, if I'm fair.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah. Scrubs was kind of known as like that weirdly accurate hospital show. They're like, yeah, it's it's like a yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Was it Really?
leong kennedick: and now And now it's the pit, right? The pit is the is the new one where it's like...
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Well, they're just like in terms of just like how like characters react to shit, like how they're like, oh, no, yeah, we all have a closet that we go and cry in like every once in a while.
DUNCANTHETHOT: My name's Pitt. You ain't talking your way out of this shit.
ThirstTrapLeon: Like, yeah, yeah. Scrubs is seen to be
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, so you're saying it's the it's the general ah interpretation of the job itself and how it weighs its lore accurate to the position.
ThirstTrapLeon: Exactly.
leong kennedick: It's lore accurate.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, they're like, yeah, like, yeah, there's like, there's house, Grey's Anatomy, but like, if you want to talk about like, somebody who actually works in in that industry and goes, oh, yeah, no, for sure.
ThirstTrapLeon: They're like, oddly enough, it's scrubs.
leong kennedick: Yeah, House is like probably had the most interesting like Sherlock Holmes cases to to solve, but like ah way they did the way they did some of that shit, there's just no fucking way like there's no way a fucking
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think clinically that was the most accurate.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Clinically the most accurate, but not in execution, let's say. The actual way...
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah
leong kennedick: way. There's no way they would ever allow a draw ah ah doctor addicted to drugs to be to have that much power. Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah, yeah. Yeah. Regardless of how goddamn good he was at his job. But, that meant like, in terms of...
leong kennedick: yeah
ThirstTrapLeon: I was social this week, so I didn't really watch a lot or play a lot, frankly. But, uh... I was like, oh, let me fire this up. And, uh... i was I was into it. Has anyone heard of The Bluffs?
ThirstTrapLeon: It's a movie on Hulu. With, um with um oh my god, I'm blanking on his name.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I have not.
Steve-O: Can't say.
ThirstTrapLeon: The guy who plays Bookshire in Dread, Carl Urban.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: cart Keith Urban.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Keith Irwin.
Steve-O: He nervous the famous
ThirstTrapLeon: So I watched the trailer and it's, I would officially title this like, it's on my radar, right?
leong kennedick: a
ThirstTrapLeon: It's like an official on my radar. Haven't watched it. I might when I'm like bored one day. But it's essentially just like a, like an action movie where it's like,
ThirstTrapLeon: It's pirate times, right? So there's like, this is pirate era.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Alright, thanks.
ThirstTrapLeon: But it's like, the plot is basically like, these guys try to like, find this treasure that this woman knows. And and you think she's like a doady housewife. But then she's like, a hardcore fucking killer.
ThirstTrapLeon: And it's it's like that type of movie. But the era is just, what if it was like, Pirates of the Caribbean times? And it looks good enough.
ThirstTrapLeon: that I'm fascinated, but, oh
DUNCANTHETHOT: right, Devin, since you've been shading so so high, I'm to go low again with another bad review of another movie that I just watched.
ThirstTrapLeon: oh yeah, yeah. Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: cause I watched Train Dreams two weeks ago, you know, before podcasted.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: But this other movie I watched is another Netflix film. It was called War Machine with Alan Richardson.
ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh, okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Is it Richardson?
ThirstTrapLeon: I don't know, but yeah, I've seen the trailer.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Richmond?
leong kennedick: Oh, that I saw. yeah I saw the trailer for that.
ThirstTrapLeon: And it gave, and Chris, before you say no, it just gave me, I was like, I'm assuming this is the intent, but it gave me predator vibes.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it's um it's Predator, but far less interesting with far less interesting characters and with mostly a CGI monster.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. I mean, most things are.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And it's exactly what you think it's going to be in the beginning of the film. And there's no twist or, you know, there's nothing that makes it interesting.
ThirstTrapLeon: but I'm not hearing it's bad.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And it...
ThirstTrapLeon: is it at least fun to watch?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't even call it fun. It's kind of brutal. Like, the whole film.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, it's... i would I would be stressed to call this a fun film. Because it's actually kind of sad.
leong kennedick: Was AI the villain?
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
leong kennedick: Ended up being the villain in it?
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Absolutely not.
leong kennedick: Or no?
DUNCANTHETHOT: And I was very let down.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. You were let down as a result. You're like, that.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, yeah, I was. Because I think that's far more interesting than what we... what could have been because like, I think one would have been an indictment on military intelligence and what the military is investing in.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. All
DUNCANTHETHOT: And the other is just a stupid movie about an alien. I'm sorry if I spoil it, but i it's such a dumb movie.
ThirstTrapLeon: right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I really don't care enough about it.
leong kennedick: You motherfucker, you spoiled it for me?
Steve-O: So it's a kill you're saying?
ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, that's kind of... yeah I think in the trailers, like there's like an alien spaceship or something that's like chasing them.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's a meteorite that's actually rotating around the planet, but I thought that was like going to be a red herring for some sort of defense that the military was setting up via AI to fight against what they thought.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, I see. This makes a little bit more sense.
DUNCANTHETHOT: But like in reality, it's just exactly what you think. it's just There's really no deviation from what you assume from the beginning of the the movie.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And I guess that that you know it's just not very interesting.
ThirstTrapLeon: OK.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And yeah, Devin, like I keep saying, it's not fun. It's kind of a sad movie. And...
ThirstTrapLeon: like Is it brutal like the gray?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Kinda. Like, i in a way, like, because it it sets up a tragedy and in the beginning of the film that kind of informs the main character and it just keeps getting more tragic, really.
ThirstTrapLeon: all
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, I think the Grey is a pretty appropriate and Predator for that matter because, yeah, they all die too.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Well, i mean, I guess it's...
DUNCANTHETHOT: I mean, it's...
leong kennedick: What about Predator Badlands? How about that one, Chris?
DUNCANTHETHOT: No.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No.
ThirstTrapLeon: That's probably true. agree with
DUNCANTHETHOT: that was not It's not as fucking cute as as Predator Badlands.
ThirstTrapLeon: that. id agree i agree with that a oh
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, so like if you're thinking it's that, it's not. like i wouldn't I wouldn't classify as that at all.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. No, because I saw that trailer, and it was also kind of like... I would i would say maybe it's kind of also um on the radar. like Maybe. i just couldn't remember where I saw the trailer and like what it was on.
ThirstTrapLeon: But, okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I mean, he plays ah character that is obviously...
ThirstTrapLeon: Is this Jack Reacher?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Basically, like he's the unstoppable soldier.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: like that's This is who he is, and he's on a mission that's beyond anything that the the army or the rangers or whatever has given him. It's something personal.
DUNCANTHETHOT: you know um But it's sad, like I said. And it's just not entertaining, and... the the the alien is pretty blase and there's a very easy vulnerability that is found
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, like water.
DUNCANTHETHOT: even dumber like poop poop a lot of ah lot of something on top of it will kill it that's basically what is figured out in the in the film um yeah I don't know it's it's a waste of time
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Air. ah Poop.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: is how I would describe it
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah Better or worse than Train Dreams?
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, now we got thinking.
DUNCANTHETHOT: it. Train Dreams was at least trying to attempt to something that i like I'm personally not interested in.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, this is things that I am interested in, like a general plot that I would be, just done really poorly and in a sad way. that doesn't It's not fun, you know, like in that aspect. So I'd say Train Dream is probably better.
ThirstTrapLeon: the The Academy Award for Best Picture nominated film is a little better, guess.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, by a hair. Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: All right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: This is a waste of time.
ThirstTrapLeon: Fair enough.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's a kill. and And so is Strange Dreams, obviously. But like, I forgot to say that.
ThirstTrapLeon: God damn! Alright.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Two kills.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Come on, come on. um
ThirstTrapLeon: Alright.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Just the way it is with the streaming films, unfortunately.
ThirstTrapLeon: Fair enough.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Let's let be real.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah Oh, real quick. I did forget. i as ah As a reward for beating RE9, I bought Marvel Cosmic Alliance. That's a fun little beat-em-up.
ThirstTrapLeon: I enjoyed my time quite much.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I should probably try that after after Resident Evil.
Steve-O: Hell yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I have been playing Borderlands 4 as well.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Finally.
Steve-O: Waterlands.
ThirstTrapLeon: how How is that? How's it?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm having a really good time. It's actually run.
leong kennedick: Are you swapping back and forth between Wrecked Wham?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, fuck you. No way.
Steve-O: Wow, that was so aggro.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm committed, bitch.
leong kennedick: Okay, I was just checking, man.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: I was just asking.
DUNCANTHETHOT: This is my baby.
Steve-O: Jesus.
leong kennedick: jo was just asking, dawg.
DUNCANTHETHOT: This is our hold on.
leong kennedick: Jeez.
DUNCANTHETHOT: This is our baby.
leong kennedick: It's our game. That's right. it's it's that's the That's in the lore now.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It is the unifying force.
leong kennedick: It's been told to my friend.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay.
leong kennedick: It is us. It is our game.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I've had some issues, been dealing with some stuff, trying to get through it. It is beautiful. RE9. i think it I've devoted all my attention to it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It is of You guys probably were singing its praises last episode. So can't.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, yeah.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i
leong kennedick: I don't know, Chris.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, we.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
leong kennedick: I was just kidding.
DUNCANTHETHOT: come it's probably gonna be my game of the year like there's shit that's happening
leong kennedick: I was just kidding. No, Without spoiling anything, Chris, I must say that it is one of the best in the series.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah easy easy easy for me easy probably for all of you guys in san yes that's the truth that's the truth
leong kennedick: Okay?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: And when was the last time we said that about a game after Resident Evil 4? Never. Never. And it's the ninth game now. So...
Steve-O: We've said Resident Evil's back, but we didn't say it was the best in the series. Like, a contender.
leong kennedick: Yeah, Devin said Resident Evil 7 is the best in the series for some reason.
ThirstTrapLeon: That's not true.
leong kennedick: not I don't know what's wrong with him.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's not true.
Steve-O: be
leong kennedick: But, you know...
Steve-O: I think Gun Survivor's the best in the series, man.
ThirstTrapLeon: Resi will, uh...
leong kennedick: one ah Devin, real quick.
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Can you get better than Operation Raccoon City?
leong kennedick: ah Is Kratos right-handed or left-handed in God of War 2018?
ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh.
leong kennedick: this um I'm just realizing now my Nendoroid has had Leviathan in his left hand the whole time, and I think I'm wrong.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's right-handed.
ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm going to say like my brain thinks left.
leong kennedick: Am I wrong?
DUNCANTHETHOT: he's right
ThirstTrapLeon: My brain wants to say left.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's right-handed. No, he holds the axe with his right hand up on up top.
leong kennedick: Okay, all right, so I got to switch fucking hands then.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's how you hold an axe.
leong kennedick: Shit.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
Steve-O: been holding it left all.
leong kennedick: Well, I mean, unless you're left-handed.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's not how like, just not, know, unless you're me.
leong kennedick: Yeah, if you're left-handed, you might hold it with your left hand.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, no, no, no. you Your left hand would be at the top of the axe. Would be at the axe head.
leong kennedick: Because, steve Steve, the only thing that gave me pause
Steve-O: Oh.
ThirstTrapLeon: I mean,
DUNCANTHETHOT: Because it it youre your whatever hand is at the top of the axe is guiding it, right?
leong kennedick: is um link Link is left-handed, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: When you hit it.
leong kennedick: Isn't Link left-handed?
Steve-O: Link is left handed. He holds his sword in left hand.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hold on.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, no, no.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Let me look this up.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, he he throws it with his right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He throws up his ring.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Okay, so I had it wrong.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
leong kennedick: All right, all right.
ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, arguably, you could probably say he's ambidextrous because of the blades of chaos.
leong kennedick: No, no, no, no, no.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh yeah, the blade's a cast. That's true that was a good point.
leong kennedick: No, but I'm talking about Leviathan.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, no, fair enough.
leong kennedick: Oh, hey yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: i enough
leong kennedick: We were talking about Knife versus Hatchet.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, whoaa how does how does he hold the the spear? The Spartan spear thing.
leong kennedick: I think everything's in his right hand, right?
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, it's probably I mean, yeah, but the problem with that is it's that's probably purely for gameplay because the camera is at a certain angle.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Is it? He's throwing it with his right.
ThirstTrapLeon: But I mean, canonically, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah Can you switch that?
leong kennedick: Yeah, interesting.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Can you switch?
leong kennedick: Interesting.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Can you switch?
leong kennedick: Interesting.
ThirstTrapLeon: You could switch the camera, but i
leong kennedick: The camera is at ah and is at a certain angle similar to another game that came out in 2005. I wonder what game that was.
Steve-O: Yeah.
leong kennedick: What game is that? Interesting.
ThirstTrapLeon: I don't know either. I don't know. I don't
leong kennedick: Interesting.
DUNCANTHETHOT: hu
ThirstTrapLeon: But I'm just saying, like yeah, that would like be a wild thing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: um
ThirstTrapLeon: Because the weapon would be like mostly out of frame, I think. So that's probably why most characters are righties.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What hand does he jerk off with though?
leong kennedick: Well, as a left-hander, that that means a lot, coming from right-handed community, Devin, since you're a left-hander.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah, I know.
leong kennedick: It means a lot to us.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm ah im ah um a filthy mudblood.
Steve-O: yeah
leong kennedick: You're a fucking freak.
DUNCANTHETHOT: what What hand does he jerk off with though?
leong kennedick: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: I think he's got to be a right.
leong kennedick: He doesn't jerk off, dude.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, actually, Kratos, 2018 Kratos doesn't jerk off.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, he doesn't jerk off.
leong kennedick: How do you?
DUNCANTHETHOT: What is he?
ThirstTrapLeon: 2005 Kratos just had sex.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: He didn't need to jerk off.
DUNCANTHETHOT: All right. I think he's still dead.
ThirstTrapLeon: He used women to jerk off.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You know what? i I'm pushing back on that.
leong kennedick: Oh, wait, did we talk to Chris about about those rumors that we heard that seemingly might actually be true?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: He uses Mimir's head.
DUNCANTHETHOT: There you go.
Steve-O: What's that?
leong kennedick: That um Stin's listening to the fucking Twin Peaks soundtrack. I can see him on Discord. what a What a fucking freak. He's in Chicago.
Steve-O: Right now, he's sitting in Chicago, sitting in his hotel room bed, listening to the Two Speaks soundtrack.
leong kennedick: He's was he's in Chicago. He's listening to um what a What a fucking psycho freak Stin is. What was I going to say? I completely lost my tradey thought just from seeing...
ThirstTrapLeon: ah You were going to ask Chris something.
leong kennedick: Oh, the ah the God of War rumors that the the next game by Santa Monica is you play.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, yeah.
leong kennedick: It's like a pre-sequel where you play as Faye.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay, yeah. I heard about that.
leong kennedick: Did we talk to with do we talk to you about this?
ThirstTrapLeon: No, Chris, we haven't heard Chris's opinion, but...
leong kennedick: Because we were talking about. Because I think it's I think it's I think it's very brave and I would be into it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Bad.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, you think it's bad, Chris?
Steve-O: Oh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i don't like it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Chris doesn't like it.
leong kennedick: Oh.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh.
leong kennedick: OK, great. Oh, Chris, he's going to turn off the podcast later and put on Joe Rogan's podcast from the US League.
DUNCANTHETHOT: don't
DUNCANTHETHOT: like it.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah Chris.
Steve-O: So Chris, Chris.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, I'm just thinking i'm thinking of all the Atreus stuff that I didn't like in... Ragnarok and i don't know I'm just that's what I picture
leong kennedick: but I just think it'd be interesting because they never even showed her really, you know? So, like, I think that's why I think it'd be super interesting to see how powerful the woman, the woman that could bear Kratos' child, how powerful she is, you know?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I guess if you're using Leviathan axe if you're using like the Leviathan axe that could be kind of fun that is hers
ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, yeah.
leong kennedick: I mean, it would be, that's hers, right? Isn't it?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Chris, what would be worse, that you playing as Fae in a new God of War game or the official first look of the God of War series, the live action show?
Steve-O: Oh, no.
ThirstTrapLeon: Did you see that, Chris?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, no, that live action picture is dog shit.
ThirstTrapLeon: That's a...
leong kennedick: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, no. Like, Faye is just, like, I i like Kratos, like, as a character, and I want to continue his story more than anything.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: This is more just, that is the worst photo I've ever seen.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah Isn't it like, it's it's weird because it's like, i don't.
DUNCANTHETHOT: The worst promo photo I've ever seen.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. It's like you guys pick that one. There's a lot of ones you could have him posing him doing something cool. He's just crouched over awkwardly in that picture. And I hate it so much.
leong kennedick: Dude, they're trying to hunt that deer.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He looks awful.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: He's hungry.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And they gave Atreus that broccoli haircut that all the kids of the gym have.
leong kennedick: I'm
Steve-O: He's hunting that deer.
leong kennedick: hungry, boy.
DUNCANTHETHOT: like It just looks so stupid.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Yo, what if... Yo, real talk. The thing that could ruin the show completely right off the rip is just if he has a horrible like a poor boy delivery.
leong kennedick: like I would not be able to watch the show if he set if he said it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Boy!
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
Steve-O: Boy! Steady
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hey, buddy!
ThirstTrapLeon: Hey, boy!
leong kennedick: Boy, I'm hungry, boy.
Steve-O: boy!
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hey,
Steve-O: Hey, chico.
leong kennedick: Oh, God.
Steve-O: there is
ThirstTrapLeon: fifth
DUNCANTHETHOT: hey buddy! hey what do you got over there?
Steve-O: steady aim by
DUNCANTHETHOT: how? How? How?
ThirstTrapLeon: What if he was like, hey, boy.
DUNCANTHETHOT: How? How
ThirstTrapLeon: Hey, boy.
DUNCANTHETHOT: oh hey boy
ThirstTrapLeon: Hey, boy.
DUNCANTHETHOT: by
Steve-O: e jno
DUNCANTHETHOT: hey jio
ThirstTrapLeon: Hey, mommy, poppy.
Steve-O: <unk>
DUNCANTHETHOT: first you get the axe
ThirstTrapLeon: Or if he's what if he drops what if he drops him with a
leong kennedick: um me up a
DUNCANTHETHOT: then you get theourer
Steve-O: but
ThirstTrapLeon: He goes, ah hey, son. Hey, son, how you doing?
leong kennedick: so god He sons him?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Nah, never sons him.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Son, what are you doing right now?
ThirstTrapLeon: Kind of defeating the whole fucking point.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Who do you think you are, son?
leong kennedick: Child!
Steve-O: Son.
ThirstTrapLeon: Hey, hey, hey, hey, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I gotta admit, though, if Kratos hits his son with a...
ThirstTrapLeon: Hey, kid.
Steve-O: Hey, don't think so, Kratos.
ThirstTrapLeon: with it
leong kennedick: Bro!
ThirstTrapLeon: He's just trying to connect with his kid. Hey.
DUNCANTHETHOT: If Kratos hits his son with a...
Steve-O: yeah
ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm fucking in, man.
leong kennedick: yeah
ThirstTrapLeon: You're in.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i am I am in. And he's like, more power. are And he throws his axe.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, that's what he does every time he levels up the axe. Ooh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And he's like,
ThirstTrapLeon: What the...
Steve-O: i i don't think soretos
DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't think so. Yeah, it's Mimir.
Steve-O: See, now I'm sold.
leong kennedick: I don't think so, Dad.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's Mimir.
Steve-O: If it's a sitcom, I'm in.
DUNCANTHETHOT: his little head. I don't think so, Kratos.
Steve-O: Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Atreus.
leong kennedick: Yes.
leong kennedick: Well, i was I was saying, you know, benefit the doubt, we were saying the same shit about The Last of Us screenshots we saw.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I know.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, listen, that's that's what I mean. It's just a weird... and Even the Fallout. Remember the first Fallout screenshot? We were like, oof, I don't know, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: God, let's go all the way back to Heath f Ledger's Joker. I mean, we we we've all been critical.
Steve-O: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah, it's... it's
DUNCANTHETHOT: I've had John call me up crying about Heath Ledger were back in the day.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Why would they do this, Chris?
DUNCANTHETHOT: was like, he's so pretty. I don't understand.
Steve-O: Why'd you get the gay cowboy?
leong kennedick: Did you even see 10 Things I Hate About You? Did you even see it?
DUNCANTHETHOT: What a hunk. Why would they make a hunk Joker? Joker.
Steve-O: Take the make-off off, you hunk.
ThirstTrapLeon: and Yeah. You know, so it's like, I get it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And you got Ronald D. Moore. I'm really, really riding on that.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's all I got.
Steve-O: you
ThirstTrapLeon: It's really, yeah, Chris has a big egg, a big basket of eggs. And he's like, this is where it's all going.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I can't like seeing this. It's like there's been and just it as a concept. um It's there's a lot of negative. Obviously. For me, at least.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I have a more of a pessimistic outlook, but God, Ronald anymore. I mean, he's got...
leong kennedick: Oh, who was that?
DUNCANTHETHOT: You fucking farted while I was talking.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah.
leong kennedick: That
Steve-O: Who the was that?
leong kennedick: that was damn it, dude.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah it was me, but that's what we call timing.
Steve-O: but
leong kennedick: That was damn it as fuck.
DUNCANTHETHOT: but You know what that was, folks? That was a worried fart. That's a nervous fart because Devin thinks this isn't going to be good.
ThirstTrapLeon: I
leong kennedick: Oh.
leong kennedick: ah
ThirstTrapLeon: i was really i was really stressed out about this show, guys.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's stressed. I could see it. Episode one he's going to look real thin and Devin's going to be like, as my career is over.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, my career's over.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's what he's going say.
Steve-O: Dude, this is my thing. Like, you know how Resident Evil is our thing? this was This one was mine.
leong kennedick: This is mine.
Steve-O: they fucked it up.
leong kennedick: Wait, Devin, do you even have a Leviathan axe tattoo yet or not?
ThirstTrapLeon: No, no. No, no.
leong kennedick: Do you even like God of War?
ThirstTrapLeon: My thing... Listen, listen. My thing is not God of War.
leong kennedick: Did you even get Mjolnir, the special edition?
ThirstTrapLeon: My thing Warhammer. We've established this. They fucked that up, and I'm...
Steve-O: Well, let's talk in the let's talk in the world of games specifically.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Space Marine 2.
leong kennedick: Yeah, I mean...
ThirstTrapLeon: That's a game.
Steve-O: No, no, no, no.
leong kennedick: yeah well yeah but you have the Buster...
Steve-O: Actually, or Space Marine 2, I guess.
leong kennedick: The Buster Sword means more to you than than Blades of Chaos or Leviathan?
Steve-O: Yeah, are you more a Final Fantasy guy than God of War?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Some God of War fans would call you a buster.
ThirstTrapLeon: I mean... I mean, the problem with God of War is like, yeah, well, one, I didn't want to put an axe.
leong kennedick: well You mean God of Woke?
ThirstTrapLeon: There was a ah motif.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's on his dick. That's what he's trying to get to.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, guys.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Nah.
ThirstTrapLeon: What if I had a secret dick tattoo and it was...
leong kennedick: The problem with God of Woke is that it's woke now.
Steve-O: Yo, you got the balls of chaos.
ThirstTrapLeon: Would you, wait wait, would you guys be mad that I didn't show you? Like, that I kept it from you?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Nah.
leong kennedick: What?
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
ThirstTrapLeon: If I had a dick tattoo of the Leviathan axe...
leong kennedick: What, your tattoos?
DUNCANTHETHOT: If he had a dick tattoo.
Steve-O: I'd be bothered by the fact that you didn't at least tell us.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah like I think that's where I would be upset or you didn't because like you would con wouldn't confide that you had a dick tattoo.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Not that i
Steve-O: Would that, would you have the, the ax?
ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, because if I said it, you guys would be like, no, you have to show it
Steve-O: like Where, where would you have the, like the head of the ax?
ThirstTrapLeon: you kidding me?
leong kennedick: Yeah, yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: There's no universe where I say I have it and you guys would go, okay, that's cool.
Steve-O: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Yeah, no, you would have, yeah, you ah real talk, you would have you would have to show it, Devin, I'm sorry.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, dude, come
DUNCANTHETHOT: All right. Vertix out.
leong kennedick: No pause, no pause after that, you would you would have to show it
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i did i did I did read an article, just so you're if you're not thinking about it, Devin, um that dick tattoos can cause a syndrome where you're semi-erect for the rest of your life.
ThirstTrapLeon: Whoa.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So if you want that...
ThirstTrapLeon: I need that just to be confident.
Steve-O: no no hold on you're semi-erect but does that mean you can never be erect again
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, I think you can you can get fully erect, but you're always...
ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh. Oh, you're just halfway there every time. Dude.
Steve-O: okay i i thought you just meant you were permanently in half chub state yeah
leong kennedick: just have You just got a half chub?
DUNCANTHETHOT: You always got a chub. Yeah, you always are in permanent half-chub state.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm, that's a, that's a big plus.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay. Well, you heard it here.
ThirstTrapLeon: How, like, how that a big plus, you know?
DUNCANTHETHOT: You heard it here, folks.
leong kennedick: you heard it You heard it here first.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's what he's doing. Leviathan acts.
leong kennedick: He loves chubs. He loves his chubs.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Leviathan acts on his dick. Blades a chaos on each ball.
Steve-O: Wait, so hold on.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, each sack is...
Steve-O: To go back to what we were actually talking about.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What are we talking about?
Steve-O: I'm
DUNCANTHETHOT: thought that's what we were talking about.
Steve-O: not going to lie. I've always associated you, Devin, with God of War. And sure, you tried to lie and be like, yeah, Kingdom Hearts is my thing.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah,
Steve-O: Yeah, this is my thing. But at the end of the day, I feel like God of War kind of like really encapsulates you.
leong kennedick: Yeah. I mean, that's what I always thought. That's why it's kind of weird to me that you don't...
ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, that's that's fair. So here's here's the thing.
leong kennedick: I'm not trying to trigger you into getting another tattoo, Devin, but, you know.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, here's the, I'll be honest.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's got another arm.
ThirstTrapLeon: This is why. The reason is one, like ax didn't go with the sword motif I was going for. Two, you just, yeah, I wasn't just going to get one tattoo.
leong kennedick: You have two arms, Devin.
leong kennedick: You can get axe you got get axe on another another arm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: wouldn't I wouldn't put it on your arm.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, my dick. I know, but.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, I wouldn't put it on your dick. I'm being serious here, actually.
leong kennedick: Behind your ear, you get a little tiny baby and Leviathan tattoo behind your ear.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, I it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, actually, dude, actually, that'd be kind of cool.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I would actually, Devin, I would put it on your back.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm not going lie. ah See, i don't want I don't want back tattoos.
leong kennedick: I'll get the, you know what, Devin?
ThirstTrapLeon: I don't want a tattoo what we that I can't see.
leong kennedick: I'll get the, I'll get the resident, Devin, at your bachelor party, wherever we go, I'm going to, I'll get a little tiny little baby Resident Evil four four behind my ear and you can get the Leviathan axe, okay?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, that's where it should be.
Steve-O: Kevin's waiting for the Yakuza call.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay, I'll get the level.
Steve-O: No, no, no, no, no.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: Hold on. The motif is axes. So you'd have to get Leon's hatchet.
leong kennedick: Your hatchet!
Steve-O: from Nine.
ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh,
leong kennedick: and I'd rather have Krauser's knife.
Steve-O: I'm looking up famous famous video game axes.
DUNCANTHETHOT: whoa.
ThirstTrapLeon: oh Oh, John, John, that's what you wanted to ask Chris, I think. It was a ax or a knife hatchet or knife, I think, John.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Are you fucking serious? Knife, man.
ThirstTrapLeon: Knife?
leong kennedick: Yeah, Chris is a knife guy.
ThirstTrapLeon: Really?
leong kennedick: i yeah i don't even have to ask him.
ThirstTrapLeon: i'm and
Steve-O: Yeah, y'all were talking knives earlier.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm so much more ingrained in the hatchet.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Nah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I just think the hatchet...
leong kennedick: I know, I like the hatchet's cool, but because he's old.
ThirstTrapLeon: And it's also more efficient for fucking killing zombies.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
leong kennedick: We're not there yet.
leong kennedick: Uh, more efficient? He's not parrying fucking bullets.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, no, you're you're arguing efficiency versus precision. i'm all about precision, Leon, with the knife. Like being able to place it wherever he needs it is more cool to me.
leong kennedick: Yeah, he's a surgeon. He's literally a surgeon.
Steve-O: The credit I got to give Capcom, he doesn't throw his hatchet. That is a bad throwing hatchet.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's a hack and hatchet only.
Steve-O: Yeah, it was it was described to me as being a hatchet. You would have to throw infinitely harder because you would need to rotate the handle.
leong kennedick: Oh, yeah. And he's got...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Because it's heavier.
Steve-O: hmm.
leong kennedick: He's got Redfield Syndrome.
Steve-O: Scott Redfield syndrome.
leong kennedick: That's what we're calling Raccoon City Disease is Redfield Syndrome.
Steve-O: um
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah.
leong kennedick: It's just named after the family.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So your axe guy, Steve, what axe did you end up going with?
Steve-O: Oh, um
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like a tomahawk?
leong kennedick: Uh...
Steve-O: oh for wait wait, what are we talking about?
DUNCANTHETHOT: you You were talking to your axe guy because you were buying an axe and you said, don't get the Resident Evil 9 when you won't be able to throw.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
Steve-O: No,
DUNCANTHETHOT: I get this tomahawk.
Steve-O: ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: I imagine, right?
Steve-O: no, no. I mean, just I just got this from my girlfriend because she used to throw axes for a living.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, shit.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Whoa, that's cool.
Steve-O: So I might die one day. And if there's an axe in my back, you know why.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. Yeah, well, the other thing is, like, how many...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Devin's my axe guy.
ThirstTrapLeon: What's a what's a big famous axe?
DUNCANTHETHOT: don't know shit about axes.
ThirstTrapLeon: Like, you know, there's Leviathan axe.
Steve-O: Gimli's axe.
leong kennedick: Leviathan is probably the the goat axe, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Gimli's pretty Gimli's pretty cool.
ThirstTrapLeon: Gimli has, like, five axes, though.
Steve-O: Stormbreaker.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Stormbreaker.
ThirstTrapLeon: that's The problem is, that's not really axe.
leong kennedick: Here, best axe in video game history.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Stormbreaker.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's a Leviathan axe.
leong kennedick: Let's see.
ThirstTrapLeon: What else could it even be?
leong kennedick: It has to be.
Steve-O: It's got to be the Leviathan axe.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
leong kennedick: Yeah, there's... the That thing is fucking overpowered, dude. The fact that you can just... and You can fucking summon it back, like, like, miles away from where you were before, and it'll just destroy everything in its path to get back to you.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Like, how cool is that?
ThirstTrapLeon: Like, I don't even know...
leong kennedick: Elder Scrolls has the Daedric Axe.
ThirstTrapLeon: okay Sure.
leong kennedick: um Persona 4 Arena has the Labris.
DUNCANTHETHOT: There you go.
ThirstTrapLeon: You know I'd wear that axe.
DUNCANTHETHOT: le Labia.
ThirstTrapLeon: You know, I'll get the that axe Matthew McConaughey has in the the Dragon movie.
leong kennedick: it lava Is more powerful, or would you rank it higher than the Master Sword?
ThirstTrapLeon: Whoa.
leong kennedick: Steve, on terms of power level?
ThirstTrapLeon: Whoa.
leong kennedick: is it the best Is it the greatest weapon ever in video game history?
Steve-O: Um,
Steve-O: I don't know if I can answer that.
ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, the problem is, is I think, i would say the blades are
Steve-O: I am very biased.
leong kennedick: Or is it or is it rivers Or is it Rivers of Blood, Chris? I always go back to Rivers of Blood, always.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Actually, for me, it's the B-blade, but that's more than
leong kennedick: Oh, Blasphemous Blade.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Blasphemous Blade.
ThirstTrapLeon: are... For me, it's Sora's ultimate weapon, ultimate weapon, with the Keyblade.
Steve-O: Hmm.
leong kennedick: You know what? Let me look.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, my God, that's so cool.
leong kennedick: Oh. The key?
ThirstTrapLeon: with
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, look, look, he's holding.
Steve-O: well
leong kennedick: The key sword?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, the Keyblade, bro.
leong kennedick: Oh! Hey!
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, my God.
leong kennedick: Hey, Chris!
Steve-O: but ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Whoa.
leong kennedick: Hey, Chris! Here's my key sword. Check out how badass I am. Passing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Dude, that's so cool. I love Disney.
leong kennedick: Passing. Passing.
Steve-O: Wait, hold on. Devin, do you have a key sword tattoo?
ThirstTrapLeon: wasn't it
Steve-O: Do you have a key sword tattoo?
ThirstTrapLeon: No, no.
leong kennedick: oh
ThirstTrapLeon: I, ah and' that's a tough one.
Steve-O: I also, I'm very privy that it is called the Keyblade, but I like that we're sticking to call it the key sword.
leong kennedick: Dude, I'd rather have rather have Squall's Gunblade than the Keyblade, to be honest.
DUNCANTHETHOT: you nobody hes lord i attach You know on me?
Steve-O: A gun blade is cool. I do think the gun blade is cool.
ThirstTrapLeon: Now, dude, the key blades like cool. I don't think I can stomach get a key blade tattoo.
DUNCANTHETHOT: K-Sif.
leong kennedick: ah Devin, I would i would just yeah ill just make fun of you every time I saw you.
ThirstTrapLeon: That's just the characters, Chris.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Just get K-Sif tattooed on your chest, motherfucker.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's not a weapon.
Steve-O: Red line.
ThirstTrapLeon: You can't just yell and argue. You can't just yell at Kate Sith.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I want you to get big old K-Sif tattooed.
ThirstTrapLeon: We're talking about like famous war weapons, and you're like, Kate Sith.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, that's a weapon, technically.
ThirstTrapLeon: And then Steve would go it's pronounced Kat-shee.
leong kennedick: I mean, Master Sword is the... the Master Sword has the aura, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Cat shit, actually.
Steve-O: Well, gold.
leong kennedick: But, like, Master Sword I mean, is Leviathan even...
Steve-O: Yeah, Master Sword.
leong kennedick: Like, do you take those over Blades of Chaos, though, over? Like... like
ThirstTrapLeon: ah Me personally, i mean, they're both great, but I think Blades of Chaos is is over Leviathan X.
leong kennedick: Easy, Devon. Be careful. Be careful, Devon. Devon, be very careful.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm careful.
leong kennedick: very Be very careful.
Steve-O: The Master Sword can be like a gun, though. You can just swing that thing and it it it literally shoots off a wave of itself.
leong kennedick: Yeah, but... i hate I hate to take a piece of Devin's brain meat and say this right now, but it breaks and needs to be repaired in the best games in the series.
Steve-O: Sure. Mm-hmm.
Steve-O: it does In the new ones, yes, it does it does break.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, no, that thing... ah I think it's fucking garbage.
leong kennedick: Yeah, sorry sorry to take some meat from your brain.
Steve-O: But wait, can Leviathan break too then? Is that a breakable axe?
ThirstTrapLeon: No.
leong kennedick: I don't think so.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, you don't have to fucking...
leong kennedick: No, that thing is indestructible.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, dude, it literally went up against Mjolnir and then created a frozen lightning bolt.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Mjolnir. Mjolnir!
Steve-O: If Link found that in Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom, would it have a
leong kennedick: Yo, what if we're... Yo, what if God of War started an axe fucking...
ThirstTrapLeon: ah Link's world is like just super fragile.
Steve-O: Yeah.
leong kennedick: What if God War started an axe meta, and then the next Zelda game you have an axe? That would be bad. I would hate it.
Steve-O: That would be bad.
leong kennedick: They'll never do it.
Steve-O: That would be something. Because keep in mind, like the early 2010s, that was the bone arrow meta.
leong kennedick: They're too scared Nintendo.
Steve-O: Like 2013 specifically, everything had a bone arrow because of fucking Hawkeye.
leong kennedick: Yeah, I mean...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hawkeye?
ThirstTrapLeon: Hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Really?
Steve-O: Yeah, because it was like Avengers. Avengers came out and then Lara Croft. She was like very prominent in the the reboot of her games with like the bow and arrow tears of the kingdom.
DUNCANTHETHOT: true. you're last of us part two.
Steve-O: All those like trailers and stuff.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, dude.
Steve-O: Last of Us, bow and arrow, big bow and arrow is at those points.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's true.
Steve-O: But then we kind of phased it because we're like, what if we just had guns?
leong kennedick: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah was ah What year was John's favorite game, Horizon Zero Dawn?
Steve-O: What if we just used guns? 2017.
Steve-O: twenty seventeen
leong kennedick: That same year as Breath of the Wild, because remember?
ThirstTrapLeon: Dude, that was big era. yeah
Steve-O: But like keep in mind, keep in mind, that was like that was like the gaming process where like people who were starting games in 2013, they probably didn't come out until 2017.
leong kennedick: It was just a poor imitation of that game.
ThirstTrapLeon: I blacked it out.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Not fair.
leong kennedick: What's the eyeball sword in Soul Calibur?
Steve-O: So axes.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, a nightmare.
leong kennedick: Soul Edge?
Steve-O: Oh, nate yeah.
leong kennedick: That's pretty god tier.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh yeah. Yeah. old age
DUNCANTHETHOT: Nightmare.
Steve-O: I mean, Asteros has an axe, right? He's a big axe.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. But like, was he anyone's main ever?
Steve-O: I think like rain...
ThirstTrapLeon: Fuck. Probably.
leong kennedick: Could Link pick up Leviathan and you and use it and be and be proficient with it
Steve-O: Yes, Link would be able to pick up any weapon and use it to... He is a fighter class.
leong kennedick: would it?
Steve-O: He can use any weapon proficiently.
leong kennedick: Would it break, though? Would it break, though?
ThirstTrapLeon: the prop so So here's the thing.
Steve-O: Yes, yes.
leong kennedick: they fri
Steve-O: Oh, yeah absolutely.
ThirstTrapLeon: It wouldn't come back to him, though. It wouldn't come back like Kratos.
Steve-O: He doesn't need it. He just uses a fucking boomerang for that.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, i'm I'm just saying like he couldn't use it as well as Kratos, I guess, is the argument, right?
Steve-O: Kratos is a barbarian, so he specializes in those weapons as well.
ThirstTrapLeon: He's not a barbarian, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wait, wait, wait.
leong kennedick: Chris, what's the God-tier weapon in Bloodborne?
ThirstTrapLeon: Are you kidding me?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Could Link...
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah Moonlight Greatsword.
leong kennedick: same as Elden Ring?
ThirstTrapLeon: Not Kirkhammer, right? Don't people like Kirkhammer?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it's the game that's in it.
leong kennedick: Same fuck.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's the sword that's in every fucking FromSoft game.
Steve-O: <unk> a phenomenal weapon.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, is it really in every phoneol game of game?
DUNCANTHETHOT: It is...
leong kennedick: Oh yeah, you know what? This...
DUNCANTHETHOT: it cutes It shoots waves like fucking the Master Sword.
leong kennedick: Alright, let's talk about this then. Because I needed...
Steve-O: You couldn't block it in Demon's Souls.
leong kennedick: Well, i guess we I guess we could wait until Chris has done Resident Evil Requiem, or we could just talk about it now.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Nope.
leong kennedick: Where does a Resident Evil rank, you think, ah on terms of game gaming franchises?
DUNCANTHETHOT: franchises for me Chris Galanti sitting here
leong kennedick: is it Yeah, is it the best?
DUNCANTHETHOT: um
Steve-O: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Easy, Chris.
DUNCANTHETHOT: it's like it's it's it's it's it's like that friend that's just always reliable and is always there for you and it never lets you down and
leong kennedick: Chris, take it easy now. Chill. You might say something you might regret.
leong kennedick: there you go. That's where you're wrong, Chris.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, I mean, at least somewhat recently, like for me.
Steve-O: Can i
ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, now that it's kicked its addiction, it's it's really turned its life around.
Steve-O: can I propose something?
DUNCANTHETHOT: And yeah, it's gotten it's gotten to be my my best friend for a long time. It's been what, almost 10, 15 years?
leong kennedick: this game was If this game was was bad,
Steve-O: First one 1996. So 30 years. Yeah, 17, 2017. so thirty years
leong kennedick: If this game was bad, though, would you feel the same way, Chris?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, I'm saying like the the recent Renaissance, Resident Evil songs.
Steve-O: yeah seventeen
leong kennedick: Yeah.
Steve-O: twenty seventeen
DUNCANTHETHOT: So like it's been ten almost 10 years of just solid shit for...
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, just fucking dubs.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
leong kennedick: And not only that, but like...
DUNCANTHETHOT: um That's a long time, man. I'm
leong kennedick: Yeah, like it it says a lot, too, when Capcom is like, oh, this game's coming out this date, and it comes out this date. It doesn't get delayed. It it doesn't come...
DUNCANTHETHOT: going to get delayed. Works on everything.
leong kennedick: They don't show... They don't show shit 10 years before it's slated to maybe appear in a roadmap to come out at some point. you know They're like, this is our game.
DUNCANTHETHOT: it's it's it's It's hard to even think of the series passed as past 10 years, if if I'm really honest with you.
leong kennedick: It's coming out.
DUNCANTHETHOT: the ah The things that come to mind, obviously, the first time I played Resident Evil 1 and first time I played Resident Evil 2.
leong kennedick: The girl was designed by Gen.ai, though.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay.
leong kennedick: so um just I'm just kidding.
Steve-O: No, that's baloney. That's baloney. That's too good.
leong kennedick: I'm just kidding.
Steve-O: Yeah, have you looked at her hands?
leong kennedick: I'm just kidding.
Steve-O: There's like too many fingers
leong kennedick: yeah oh no
ThirstTrapLeon: There's eyeballs in all these weird places.
leong kennedick: no
DUNCANTHETHOT: i I also, i you know, I successfully dodged Revelations and all those other...
leong kennedick: No, revelation the first Revelations was good.
Steve-O: on her.
DUNCANTHETHOT: wall
leong kennedick: but like
DUNCANTHETHOT: I didn't get into it past that, past five, really.
leong kennedick: i mean i
Steve-O: it would That was like a cesspool period for Resident Evil.
leong kennedick: i know, but yeah, i yeah in my in my opinion, yeah and plus the original Revelations was a game for the 3DS.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
Steve-O: Yeah.
leong kennedick: like that was It originally came out on 3DS, and it was really
Steve-O: And one of them was like episodic too, right?
leong kennedick: It was really good on the 3DS. And then I remember trying to play it when they like ported it to like TV consoles and it just didn't feel the same.
Steve-O: Yeah.
leong kennedick: So like that,
DUNCANTHETHOT: regardless, I just missed it for a while. And really did.
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: You missed all the bad stuff.
DUNCANTHETHOT: After five, like five left kind of a bad taste in my mouth.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And I, I ended up kind of not playing any Resident Evil games for a long stretch. And, um, 10 years a ago, you know, the remake started coming out.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Actually, obviously I played Resident Evil one remake, but like, those seven, like, yeah, like as the, the series has progressed for these past 10 years, it's been nothing but success and consistency.
ThirstTrapLeon: Well, like so seven was a nice little surprise.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And I can't even think of another series that has been that consistent 10 years besides like, I mean, I can't, I can say from self, but that's not a series, right?
Steve-O: You can be confident.
leong kennedick: I mean, that's the that's the one question i wanted to ask you like
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's a company.
leong kennedick: Yeah, no, but I mean, like the like you could say that Bloodborne and Elden Ring and...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Are they, though?
leong kennedick: i don't know. You can tell...
DUNCANTHETHOT: I wouldn't call that like a franchise. They're companies'
leong kennedick: Yeah, but like, what about Demon's Souls?
Steve-O: It's a company, but they they focus on one genre.
leong kennedick: do Is Demon's Souls count as a Dark Souls game? Because then that puts it in four.
DUNCANTHETHOT: games. I guess, yes, but like as far as consistency for a franchise goes, Resident Evil's got it for me for the past 10 years.
ThirstTrapLeon: you
DUNCANTHETHOT: that that You're right. I think it is number one.
leong kennedick: Past 30 years.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
leong kennedick: For some of us.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I mean, for me, like I've loved it since I was a kid, obviously, but like,
leong kennedick: Yeah, i was talking to Tim about this. Like, there's a lot of like, Key like canon gaming moments. That I like. In my in like just my life.
leong kennedick: Where I'm like oh there's Resident Evil.
DUNCANTHETHOT: you know yeah Let me tell you what Resident Evil is.
leong kennedick: Resident Evil did this.
Steve-O: Yeah, it's definitely up there.
leong kennedick: Resident Evil did this.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You know what Resident Evil is? Resident Evil is... Alright, I'm going bring up Woody Allen. There's Woody Allen movies, right? Where like the main character falls in love with this girl and he's infatuated with her.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: But like halfway through the movie, they just don't...
leong kennedick: And it's his daughter. Sorry. Sorry.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
Steve-O: it
leong kennedick: that say
DUNCANTHETHOT: but Well, i like, so he's infatuated with this girl, but there's this other girl and he's always kind of with her and he's very friendly with her and he talks to her all the time. And there's some conflict and in incongruity with their personalities, but in the end they're really close, but he's infatuated with this other girl. And then like midway through the movie, he know he figures it out. Like it doesn't work. Like it's an infatuation. He's not really in love with her.
DUNCANTHETHOT: he's really in love with this other girl that has been in the margins for, for his whole life, but it's always been there. Right. That's resident evil for me.
Steve-O: Who's the other girl?
DUNCANTHETHOT: The other girl, I think flits between a lot of different franchises over time.
ThirstTrapLeon: life.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like things that I really enjoyed, like, um I'm trying to think like actual franchise, like,
Steve-O: Well, here's the thing. I pulled up a list of the the top 50 best selling video game franchises, and I'm going to ask you guys if Resident Evil is better or worse than the franchises.
leong kennedick: Is Resident Evil better? Okay. Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay, let's go.
Steve-O: Now, I'm going start off hard because it didn't make this list, but I know this is another one of our guys. When I think of us, I think of this series, and that's Castlevania.
leong kennedick: Resident Evil's better.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, Cass...
ThirstTrapLeon: Hmm. Resi. Oh, like. So the question is just is Resident Evil better than this?
Steve-O: Is the Resident Evil franchise better or worse than the Castlevania franchise?
ThirstTrapLeon: Better.
leong kennedick: tell you I'll tell you this.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
ThirstTrapLeon: Better.
leong kennedick: I'll tell you this. when alter slash god of games was put in charge of Castlevania, I did not play those games because they didn't speak to me like the originals did, right?
Steve-O: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
leong kennedick: um If Kojima ever did Resident Evil, I would be day zero. And even if it's bad, I would still play the shit out of it just because Resident Evil you know is Resident Evil.
Steve-O: Okay.
leong kennedick: Castlevania,
DUNCANTHETHOT: It hasn't really progressed into the modern age very well.
leong kennedick: It's tough.
leong kennedick: Right.
Steve-O: No.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's the problem.
leong kennedick: And even, um, like, have they even, like, I guess they technically have tried remaking or reimagining some of the older titles. Um, it's just not, you know.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Honestly, when I think of the best modern Castlevania games, I think of FromSoft games. like this Like the spirit of
leong kennedick: Right, and then, like, yeah, and, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I totally agree with that. Like, it's not like, um,
Steve-O: I may may have to make this a spreadsheet.
leong kennedick: yeah, cause like resident evil, like will revolutionize the industry and then still, and like make the bet the best version of that game still, you know, like it's kind of like, um, like resume four is like pretty much, I mean, in my opinion, i don't know if you guys feel the same way, but the original resident before is, is basically like super Mario 64, like where it's like, you know,
leong kennedick: here's like this style of game that you, you really didn't see ever.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
leong kennedick: And it's also the best. It's also the best version of it. Good luck. Good luck. And then like everybody tried to make, tried to recreate that same style of game. Even now, 2018 God Wars is literally a Resident Evil four clone in my opinion.
leong kennedick: Sorry, Devin, but you know, like, like there's that.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah That's a stretch.
leong kennedick: And then like,
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, sure.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think it's fair to say that Resident Evil is a better franchise.
leong kennedick: resident evil resident evil one too like yeah because like it's resident evil one as well like here's ah here's basically uh our version of this type of game good luck trying to replicate it and then everybody tries to replicate resident evil it tries to replicate survival horror and still it's still it's not the same you know like
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: We've gone through our dino crises and our silent hills.
ThirstTrapLeon: Silent Hills.
Steve-O: that's That's like a problem we all face in our lives.
ThirstTrapLeon: All right, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And you know what?
Steve-O: Like, I know, crisis is.
ThirstTrapLeon: so So I'd say, yeah, confidently ah better than Castlevania as a franchise.
leong kennedick: Fatal Frames.
Steve-O: OK, so I'm putting I'm putting that below Resident Evil now.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's fair.
leong kennedick: Castlevania is just a Hollow Knight-like now.
Steve-O: Oh,
leong kennedick: You know that, right?
Steve-O: lord man
leong kennedick: i love that shit. That made me spit out my coffee when somebody posted. Because it's a clear troll post that it triggered everybody.
Steve-O: Dude, that's rage bait right there.
leong kennedick: Yeah, i love it.
Steve-O: ah So, okay. I'm just going to start at the bottom of this list. The number 50 best-selling video game franchise. There's some ties on here, too. I'm going skip ones that I think are are ones we won't even like.
leong kennedick: Minecraft.
Steve-O: um So right here, we're going do number 50.
leong kennedick: Minecraft.
Steve-O: Number 50 is Pac-Man.
ThirstTrapLeon: better.
Steve-O: Below Resident Evil.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Resident Evil better below Castlevania to
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Resident is better.
Steve-O: Below Castlevania.
leong kennedick: Yeah, better.
Steve-O: below Castlevania. So right now that is the third on our list. Marvel's Spider-Man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: below Castlevania below.
leong kennedick: Zero.
ThirstTrapLeon: Wait, like, like, just games or just in general?
leong kennedick: Can I give it a zero? Does that count?
Steve-O: No, so so worse than, re this is best-selling video game franchises.
leong kennedick: Can I give it a zero? Can just give it a zero and just delete it from the list?
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, oh, um, just, listen, I love me some Spider-Man, but there's only two fucking games, or three games.
Steve-O: I mean, we could just skip it. We don't even need to put this because it's it's from another thing.
leong kennedick: Does it count as a franchise? There's two games.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's two games.
Steve-O: It's just on here for best-selling.
ThirstTrapLeon: two and a half. Alright, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: All right.
leong kennedick: Okay.
Steve-O: I'm going to skip around on here just because i want to keep this a little bit tighter.
ThirstTrapLeon: have Yeah, find some heaters.
Steve-O: Destiny. Destiny.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Resident Evil.
leong kennedick: ah Easy.
ThirstTrapLeon: worth
leong kennedick: i will Again, i don't think Destiny's a franchise.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I like it more. I like Castlevania more.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, it's...
leong kennedick: i
Steve-O: It's number 46 on best-selling franchises.
ThirstTrapLeon: This came up on the Discord earlier.
leong kennedick: Yeah, but that's like that's like cheating.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: that's i say That's like saying window that's like saying window Windows is the best-selling operating system of all time.
ThirstTrapLeon: i would say
Steve-O: Okay, so are you saying are you saying they need to have... they need to Okay, okay. should i so should Should I focus on games that have like multiple, multiple entries?
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
leong kennedick: Yeah, like four. Let's say four more. Four more.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'd say four or more.
leong kennedick: Worse. love
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: Okay, okay, okay. um So Kirby, is it better or worse than Resident Evil?
ThirstTrapLeon: It's better.
leong kennedick: worse
ThirstTrapLeon: It's worse than Resident Evil.
DUNCANTHETHOT: oh damn Devin almost went on the curb he's like lock it in Devin lock him in he said yes
Steve-O: Almost got done.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, almost broke it.
Steve-O: Almost got done.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm sorry.
leong kennedick: crazyy
Steve-O: if
ThirstTrapLeon: i yeah You guys didn't see my ball sack Kirby tattoo, you guys?
Steve-O: Better or worse? Better worse? The Volsat Kirby where it's it's eating.
ThirstTrapLeon: Come on. He's swallowing my balls, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: suck it on your dick better ah ah worse than Castlevania yeah come on better than back
Steve-O: yeah but ah Better are worse than Castlevania?
ThirstTrapLeon: He's right under my ass.
leong kennedick: Worse, yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. Yeah, sure.
Steve-O: Better or worse than Pac-Man?
ThirstTrapLeon: Better than Pac-Man.
leong kennedick: Better.
Steve-O: Okay, so Kirby is our new number three.
ThirstTrapLeon: Better Gobbler.
Steve-O: Resident Evil still number one. Street Fighter.
leong kennedick: Ooh.
ThirstTrapLeon: Resident Evil is better than Street Fighter.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, Resident Evil is better than Street Fighter. Resident Evil, I think Castlevania is better than Street Fighter in my mind.
leong kennedick: Ooh.
ThirstTrapLeon: Better.
leong kennedick: Ooh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm saying it.
ThirstTrapLeon: I would say Street Fighter is better than Castlevania.
leong kennedick: I don't know.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I disagree. I disagree. I like Castlevania.
leong kennedick: Street Fighter is better than Castlevania.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I like Castlevania way more. I really do.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. this This is coming from somebody not a big Castlevania guy.
Steve-O: That's a tough one. That's a tough one.
leong kennedick: think this is ah i think is a get-good situation where like if you're good at Street Fighter, Chris, then maybe you'd like it more than Castlevania.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, fuck you. i like Castlevania.
leong kennedick: yeah
Steve-O: because of that Because of that comment, I'm going to say Castlevania is better than Street Fighter because I was thinking about it too.
leong kennedick: I don't know, man. I mean, that's this is that's tough.
Steve-O: You know what's interesting?
ThirstTrapLeon: would you Would you say it's better than Resident Evil, John?
Steve-O: Resident Evil, Castlevania, and Street Fighter have all had their dark days. They've all had their fall periods. And then Resident Evil and Street Fighter had their, like, renaissances again.
leong kennedick: but like like chris said street fighter for i mean to me street fighter is also like i have two two best friends for my whole life it's resident evil and it's street fighter like yeah like it's just like even even how horrible five was and everything at launch like you know
Steve-O: Those are your must-buys.
Steve-O: Hmm.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah Listen, the only reason I'm going to say, because I think Resident Evil is just more, um like, fighting games are very, like, I feel like they're very specific for players. There's going to be a certain type of player.
Steve-O: Yeah, this is why had to make a specific one.
leong kennedick: Yeah, but like, no, no, no, no. But let me, let me, let me stop you right there.
DUNCANTHETHOT: kind of polarized too.
leong kennedick: Let me stop you right there. It is, right? But also, like, how, like Resident, like Resident Evil, very, so very similar.
ThirstTrapLeon: Mm-hmm.
leong kennedick: How often do you have a game franchise that defines the genre and still makes the best version of it? Right? Like, this is, every time a new Street Fighter comes out, it's a, it's ah a mini renaissance for fighting games.
leong kennedick: Everybody comes out with fighting games. Like, everybody's waiting for Street Fighter to come out so they can so they could take things from it because it's the gold standard, right?
ThirstTrapLeon: Right.
leong kennedick: Consistently. Like, again, like, I don't, we're not talking about sales numbers or whatever, but like, you know, I would argue like, here, I'll i'll tell you right right now. I think, res I think I i put Resident Evil above Street Fighter, but I also think Street Fighter is more of a household name than Resident Evil.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't deny that, but like i'm I'm going personal here.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, maybe.
leong kennedick: Okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
leong kennedick: Yeah, and,
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, in in the real world, like you're saying, John Street Fighter is definitely bigger than Castlevania.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's the way it is.
ThirstTrapLeon: That one, you know what?
leong kennedick: Like, i like i just got I just got, like, first-hand experience with with my ah with my nephew's birthday party and the kids' parents telling their kids who their Street Fighter mains were growing up.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Like, you don't you don't get that with every game.
Steve-O: don't
leong kennedick: you don't You're not going to get that with Castlevania.
Steve-O: Now people aren't like, who's your Belmont?
leong kennedick: that
Steve-O: You could, you could, but kids, they don't have that.
leong kennedick: Yeah, who's your Belmont? You could, but still, like, in a random and random setting. Yeah, in a random setting, it's like, you know, again, like, you know, i talked about canon moments earlier.
leong kennedick: being growing up like that there's Resident Evil ones going back even further when I was younger there's Street Fighter ones too very first time you play Street Fighter you don't forget that you don't forget the the first character that you picked or the first character that you that you that you fall in love with and then seeing those same characters now in relevant games that are that are coming out in modern times like you don't you don't really get like get that with a lot of games so I like I i will strong I will strongly strongly say
Steve-O: Okay.
leong kennedick: Street Fighter is above Castlevania. From a general standpoint, not not even just bias, and bias.
Steve-O: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I, generalness, sure, but I just, I can't say it personally.
ThirstTrapLeon: like You like more
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's the only thing.
Steve-O: You know what? I'm going to do a split at this list right here.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's where I'm at.
ThirstTrapLeon: like more Castlevania games than you do Street Fighter.
Steve-O: And at the very end, I want to see what people on the Discord think is a more accurate listing so john i'm gonna keep your street fighter above castlevania right here for right now because i do think that that is definitely like a real good argument for that
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think we are arguing preference more than anything.
leong kennedick: I mean, it's... We all argue preference, but I still think if we take bias out, I so i still think Street Fighter is a more impactful.
Steve-O: hmm
leong kennedick: And more, I would say, and and this is coming from fucking Hollow Knight superfan me, right? Which would never, would not exist without Castlevania, mind you, right?
leong kennedick: i just i just think, like, on terms of just, like, importance also in in video games, like, Street Fighter, it has to be up there. It has to be one of the top, one of the top most most iconic ones.
Steve-O: Well, I want to cause some trouble for Devin now.
ThirstTrapLeon: I just really appreciate how much that hurt John.
Steve-O: Because this one's going to hurt Devin now.
leong kennedick: What? Oh, that that I couldn't, that I couldn't decide decide between Resident Evil and Street Fighter?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. yeah
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: It's Resident Evil though, I think.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: So right now i am going to do God of War. Is God of War better or worse than Resident Evil's franchise?
ThirstTrapLeon: Man. So, so this is where I do, I do struggle.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's worse.
leong kennedick: It's below Pac-Man.
Steve-O: Hmm.
leong kennedick: It's below Pac-Man.
ThirstTrapLeon: Because there are some truly, truly dirtbag options in Resident Evil franchise, right?
ThirstTrapLeon: There's some dearome dirt in there.
leong kennedick: So you're saying pound for pound, Devin.
ThirstTrapLeon: Pound for pound, God of War.
leong kennedick: Pound for pound. Ooh.
ThirstTrapLeon: The worst God of War is like a like a fucking 7.8, you know what I mean? Like.
Steve-O: That's like the PSP one?
DUNCANTHETHOT: i I personally, this is me, the first three God of War games all run together.
ThirstTrapLeon: For you?
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's me.
ThirstTrapLeon: For you, maybe?
Steve-O: i mean I mean, genuinely, they are remaking them all together, so Chris kind of a point.
DUNCANTHETHOT: For me.
ThirstTrapLeon: Well, no, that's not true.
DUNCANTHETHOT: just I'm sorry to say it.
ThirstTrapLeon: That's not confirmed, Steve.
Steve-O: the question Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: They all feel like it's like the same game.
ThirstTrapLeon: and We don't know what they're doing with that yet.
leong kennedick: them all together.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, they announced them all.
leong kennedick: Oh, wait.
ThirstTrapLeon: I don't know if they're all going to be on the game or not.
Steve-O: well that's because they didn't know which parts of the story were which, so they couldn't show you.
leong kennedick: Oh, dog. Dog.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, they're not sure. They're not sure. Man, I would say...
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
ThirstTrapLeon: Because, like, God of War really is, like, it's a stop in... and you know, stop and listen type of announcement. Same with a new resident evil, right? Like when that code Veronica trailer remake hits, I'm going to be like, well, I'm going to sit up same as I do with God of war.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think the way that the way the the way that God War reinvented itself, I think it's, for me, way for the best.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, and now I am more keyed in on God of War news. Like, I, you know, for my criticism of whoever the main character is in the next game, probably gonna play it anyway.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, and enjoy it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah, so for me, I'd say God of War is over Resident Evil.
leong kennedick: Is better than Resident Evil? Oh my God.
ThirstTrapLeon: As a franchise, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No way.
leong kennedick: You disgust me.
Steve-O: Okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: Hey, hey, this me is me. This is me.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i would I would put God of War under a Street Fighter.
ThirstTrapLeon: Just wait until Steve says Kingdom Hearts.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Street Fighter my number three.
Steve-O: So, so wait, so did Devin say that God of War is better than Resident Evil?
ThirstTrapLeon: I say God of War is better than Resident Evil.
DUNCANTHETHOT: God of War is better than Resident Evil.
Steve-O: Okay, so I'm making a Devin list now ah where God of War is over Resident Evil.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. Okay.
Steve-O: And then ah let me ask if God of War is better than Castlevania for the others.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, not for me.
Steve-O: Is God War better than a Street Fighter?
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, not for me.
Steve-O: God of War better than Kirby?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yes.
Steve-O: Okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay, thank you.
DUNCANTHETHOT: God, where is better than Kirby?
Steve-O: John, is God of War better than Street Fighter?
leong kennedick: You didn't ask me if it was better than Resident Evil.
Steve-O: I'm sorry.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I get him.
Steve-O: Is God of War better than Resident Evil?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Get him.
ThirstTrapLeon: man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: oh
ThirstTrapLeon: If John said that, that'd be like Hulk Hogan joining the NWO, dude.
leong kennedick: Yo, what if I said yes, David?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yes!
leong kennedick: yeah yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: He'll turn.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Oh, man, this is tough, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He'll turn.
leong kennedick: I mean, i'm not going to agree with Chris and say that the the first three games are... are the same game or whatever Chris said to fucking bait Devin.
leong kennedick: But, but, but, um, but, dude, I will say, I mean, cause this is the ah argument in Devin's favor, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's how I feel.
ThirstTrapLeon: Twice over, yeah.
leong kennedick: The same, this is, this is the, this is the thing, the same like resurgence that God a War got from 2018, you could say Resident Evil did for itself probably twice now.
ThirstTrapLeon: fight's over yeah
leong kennedick: Twice over survives. Like, the only thing that's working against, in my opinion, in my humble, humble, unbiased opinion, the only thing that works against anything else that's not Resident Evil is what I said, like, all the stuff the stuff outside of the game itself, which is like, oh, we're consistently working on these games. We announce it. It comes out.
leong kennedick: Doesn't get delayed. No Gen AI.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, man.
leong kennedick: No crunch.
ThirstTrapLeon: So nice. I mean, that might be crunch, but I hear you.
leong kennedick: yeah You know what i mean? Like, it's like, it's like almost like
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Yeah, and and and maybe maybe that's not speaking to Resident Evil itself.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's smooth operation going on. It's seemingly one.
leong kennedick: Yeah, but like they they have they have perfected like the logistics of making a AAA video game selling fucking five, what is it, five million units in five days?
Steve-O: 5 million in like five days. Yeah.
leong kennedick: like That's crazy, you know?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Whereas God of War comes out with this fucking poo-poo diarrhea Hollow Knight fucking failed attempt at at all at homaging a game that has nothing to do with Hollow Knight at all.
leong kennedick: ah
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
leong kennedick: Poo-poo piop poopoo pixel pixelated shadow drop. And then like, you know, we still, we still, don't when when did Ragnarok come out 2022? same It was the same year Elden Ring came out.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, wow.
ThirstTrapLeon: I so. Sounds right.
Steve-O: I think so.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: You know, like we're going to have, we're going to have two FromSoft games before they even announce
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
leong kennedick: what the next Santa Monica God of War game is. And like, that hurts.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Three. Three, dog.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, no, that does hurt.
leong kennedick: So like, it hurts.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Three.
ThirstTrapLeon: That does hurt.
leong kennedick: And like, and you know what, Devin, like you talk about pound for pound, but like, is pound for pound like good if, if, if ah Floyd Mayweather boxes every 10 years, you know, like, or like, yeah, he could win every, every match like in, in 1999 and 2009.
leong kennedick: But like, is he really the best fighter if he only fights, You know, once every once every seven or eight years, like is I don't know, man.
ThirstTrapLeon: I know. I'm just, heading hey, hey.
Steve-O: so So is it better or worse, John?
leong kennedick: I don't. It's worse than Resident Evil.
Steve-O: Okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: Big ass.
Steve-O: Street Fighter?
leong kennedick: It's below Street Fighter.
Steve-O: Castlevania.
leong kennedick: Man, this is because like the same shit I just said, the shit all over God War pretty much can apply to Castlevania as well. And then and then and you can argue that it doesn't move the needle for the for the franchise.
leong kennedick: Yeah, i would say it's it's above Castlevania by hair.
Steve-O: All right. Well, John, you're going to like this next one.
ThirstTrapLeon: Wait, Steve, have you been... had Do you have your own list? are you Okay, okay, okay.
Steve-O: i'll make my I'll make my own at some point.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
Steve-O: um Y'all are making good points. um That's the thing.
leong kennedick: A couple weeks.
Steve-O: that These are going to be some killer ones coming up, I think. um
DUNCANTHETHOT: oh yeah.
Steve-O: The next one is Halo.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Let's go.
Steve-O: Yeah?
leong kennedick: ah we put that Put that below Pac-Man for me, to be honest.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Below Kirby. yeah
Steve-O: yeah
ThirstTrapLeon: i
DUNCANTHETHOT: Below, below Kirby.
leong kennedick: Dude, i mean, now here's the here's the difference here's a difference between, like, and difference between the difference between Street Fighter and, like, and Resident Evil and then Halo is, not only do we have Dark Ages, but it's like we're infinitely, pun intended, infinitely in a Dark Age for Halo where Resident Evil, you you you play this game now, you don't even have to beat you can be where Chris is, and, like, the future the future could not be brighter for the franchise, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: and Below Pac-Man. I agree with John.
Steve-O: Mm.
Steve-O: Mm.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah Yeah, like...
leong kennedick: You know, and then
Steve-O: Mm.
ThirstTrapLeon: Obviously, if you made the joke...
leong kennedick: e
ThirstTrapLeon: like If we were like Resident Evil, but Resident Evil 6 just came out, you know what I mean? It'd be pretty low.
leong kennedick: Yeah, like, yeah, I'd be pretty fucking, I'd be pretty fucking low on Resident Evil.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Halo... I'd say Halo's above Pac-Man for me.
Steve-O: Above Kirby.
leong kennedick: I say...
DUNCANTHETHOT: man loves him some Kirby.
ThirstTrapLeon: Multiplayer's really fun, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: My man loves him some Kirby.
ThirstTrapLeon: can't...
leong kennedick: Yeah, but like, also, like, again, like, Halo, Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo Halo Reach...
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I've never, never, ever, ever been a halo fan.
Steve-O: Oh, yes.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah um Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: am is below Pac-Man.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm going to say above Kirby, but that's it.
Steve-O: Above Kirby for Devin and then below Pac-Man for Chris and John.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Mm-hmm.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: So.
leong kennedick: No, put mine below Castlevania.
Steve-O: OK.
leong kennedick: One rank below Castlevania for me.
Steve-O: All right. So that one was a little bit of a palate cleanser. You thought that was a big one. This next one's the big one. It's Donkey Kong.
leong kennedick: Ooh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Below Castlevania.
Steve-O: All right.
ThirstTrapLeon: Man, personally, the needle's never moving for me on Donkey Kong, but I still want to respect it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, wait, wait. Yeah, below Castlevania.
ThirstTrapLeon: But like...
leong kennedick: Are we talking about Donkey Kong, the IP, or Donkey Kong Country?
ThirstTrapLeon: Donkey Kong. Okay.
Steve-O: I'm talking about the entire franchise, which is Donkey Kong, the arcade games, Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Konga...
leong kennedick: Or Donkey Kong Country?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, I assume it's Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Kong 64, Donkey Kong.
leong kennedick: Donkey Kong-a.
DUNCANTHETHOT: okay
leong kennedick: Dude, I gotta put Donkey Kong above Halo. i Donkey Kong, but you know what? Maybe Donkey Kong before above Castlevania, too,
Steve-O: God of War. Is it better or worse than God of War?
leong kennedick: I would say, you know, wherever wherever I have God of War, put Donkey Kong one level below it.
Steve-O: Okay, so it's between God of War and Castlevania.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Above God of War.
Steve-O: Above God of War, so Street Fighter's better than it, Chris?
ThirstTrapLeon: Jesus Christ. Chris, what's the last Donkey Kong game you even played?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I love the Donkey Kong Country games.
ThirstTrapLeon: man. All right, Donkey Kong.
Steve-O: fee respect Dude, that's his guy in Smash Bros.
leong kennedick: Donkey Kong Country... Well, Donkey Kong Country technically...
DUNCANTHETHOT: I played those dogs. Ah, man.
leong kennedick: Donkey Kong Country do co culture is basically is basically the first Souls games, I think.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And also, I played i played Donkey Kong 64, too. I love that game so much. I loved it.
leong kennedick: Yeah, Donkey Kong Country is basically Souls-like.
Steve-O: So
ThirstTrapLeon: man i don you
DUNCANTHETHOT: I got it.
Steve-O: so Chris, is Street Fighter better or worse than Donkey Kong?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I like Donkey Kong more than Street Fighter.
Steve-O: More than Street Fighter.
leong kennedick: That's crazy.
Steve-O: More than Castlevania?
leong kennedick: It's crazy for me.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, no, nope.
Steve-O: Okay. All right. So then it is above Street Fighter. um And then Devin, where do you put Donkey Kong?
ThirstTrapLeon: Below Halo.
Steve-O: Okay. So below Halo, above Kirby.
ThirstTrapLeon: Fuck. No, below Kirby.
Steve-O: hello kirby ah Below Below... or above Pac-Man Above Pac-Man.
ThirstTrapLeon: Above Pac-Man.
Steve-O: Okay. All right next one I'm gonna go through um
leong kennedick: Man, I'm not looking forward to these.
Steve-O: Some of these are oh here we go here's one um Borderlands
leong kennedick: Here we go. I'll
ThirstTrapLeon: Man, Borderlands is fun, but it's like, it's just the series I don't think I take all that seriously. Which I frankly think is like almost by design. I'd put it below Donkey Kong for me.
leong kennedick: i'll tell you this much, Steve. My Borderlands rank would be higher if Devin didn't go to that Waterpark anime convention and played with us that one night.
Steve-O: Oh,
ThirstTrapLeon: the
leong kennedick: You know what? I'll never forget it. And I'll never stop bringing it up for as long as we live. It's going to haunt you, Devin.
Steve-O: the Pac-Man?
leong kennedick: It's going to haunt you, Devin.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
leong kennedick: Yeah, yeah. It's below Pac-Man. Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Wow. All right.
Steve-O: Borderlands.
DUNCANTHETHOT: the interesting thing with me.
leong kennedick: And if and if shane if Shane Ryan blow, then take my main before Borderlands...
DUNCANTHETHOT: I...
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, yeah. Something tells me Borderlands pretty fragile on your list, regardless.
Steve-O: Oh, there was drama.
leong kennedick: theris came out
DUNCANTHETHOT: this is a tough This is kind of tough because I played and I bought every Borderlands game.
Steve-O: You're actively playing at Borderlands casually right now.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm actively playing Borderlands 4.
leong kennedick: You're playing it in between your sessions of Resident Evil.
DUNCANTHETHOT: <unk>
leong kennedick: yeah yeah it's your animal your It's your animal crossing to our last of us two.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Fuck you.
Steve-O: You play 10 minutes of one, 10 minutes of the other.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't do that shit.
Steve-O: okay
DUNCANTHETHOT: na ah I don't fuck around.
leong kennedick: That's what it is.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i don't fuck around like that. no, no, no, no. Not on my girl. I don't fuck around my girl. Um,
Steve-O: Chris, is Borderlands better or worse than God of War?
leong kennedick: To me, the first three Borderlands games are one game. don't know about you, Chris.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: They really are. they like well the no no no See, here's the deal.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, they're definitely not.
leong kennedick: I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
DUNCANTHETHOT: No, no, no, no, no.
leong kennedick: I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's the second game. That's it. When you think of the first three games, the second game is the best and better than all, maybe all of them.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's a second.
leong kennedick: That's the best one, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: So I'd put it below of War.
Steve-O: ah ah better or worse than Kirby.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Better than Kirby.
Steve-O: Okay. Borderlands is in between God of War and Kirby for you. ah It is at the very bottom of John's list and it is above Pac-Man for Devin.
Steve-O: um Scrolling up Red Dead
leong kennedick: That doesn't count. It's only two games.
Steve-O: has three games.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah Yeah, yeah. I think it's got to be four.
leong kennedick: that No, that doesn't doesn't count.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, I think four above.
Steve-O: that's three yeah There's three games in that series.
leong kennedick: this I mean, I don't know, dude.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, but...
DUNCANTHETHOT: like Below Borderlands.
ThirstTrapLeon: Nah. Honestly, I wouldn't count it.
Steve-O: You wouldn't count it?
ThirstTrapLeon: No, because because like we were talking about, I think it's got to be like... Franchise to me is like four or more games.
leong kennedick: This is how I get out of this right now.
Steve-O: I've noticed.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm...
Steve-O: I've noticed.
leong kennedick: This is how I get out of this right now.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, Devin's pleading his case, so John, don you have to see the the the judge.
Steve-O: oop
ThirstTrapLeon: Because to be fair, like... Red Dead Revolver doesn't count to me.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Throw this case out. Throw it out.
ThirstTrapLeon: And then it's just two games.
leong kennedick: Red Dead is the Ricky Hatton of of boxers, where he was good for like a month, and then he was good the next year for a month, and then he got knocked out by Pacquiao, who was Resident Evil.
ThirstTrapLeon: they got Then he got starched by Mayweather and Pacquiao one after the other.
leong kennedick: Yeah, and then we saw... We saw the the neck bone jiggle on the back of his head when Pacquiao knocked him out.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah.
leong kennedick: Pacquiao's Resident Evil at this point.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I also, i'm for excluding this.
Steve-O: Okay. We're excluding it.
leong kennedick: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Okay.
leong kennedick: It doesn't count, dude. Come on. Yeah.
Steve-O: it
leong kennedick: We talk about best game, single game, then we might have a discussion.
Steve-O: I just, I just like that. like The second I brought up red dead, it was like, a who don't put that on there.
leong kennedick: But...
leong kennedick: I didn't even need to say anything. Devin said it all for me.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: So I'm definitely going to go for game series that are like, I know that we all play or have played.
leong kennedick: Yeah. Go GTA. Go GTA,
Steve-O: Um, so I'm going to skip like, um, ones that are, I know I was doing a lot earlier. um But you know what? We do have a couple Nintendo ones on here, and I think this one, I think the the two big Nintendo ones.
leong kennedick: man, right now. um gta man right now
Steve-O: Okay, we can do GTA right now. Where do we think GTA lands on our list?
DUNCANTHETHOT: epi
Steve-O: Is it better than or worse than Resident Evil?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Worse.
ThirstTrapLeon: Man. um
DUNCANTHETHOT: Easily worse. um
leong kennedick: didn't even play half of them, and I'll tell you this, where the Cowboy game is is eons better anyway, and only has two games in the series.
ThirstTrapLeon: Fuck.
Steve-O: Hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve, I'm going place it above Borderlands.
Steve-O: Below God of War?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, below God of War.
Steve-O: Okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: GTA
leong kennedick: I'll put mine below God of War.
ThirstTrapLeon: is a
leong kennedick: two Where's my God of War at?
Steve-O: God of War ah is below Street Fighter, above Donkey Kong.
leong kennedick: Put mine, put GTA below Castlevania.
Steve-O: Okay, so above Halo?
leong kennedick: Yeah.
Steve-O: Okay. And then Devon.
ThirstTrapLeon: Steve, where's Castlevania for me?
leong kennedick: Like I said, the future the future counts for a lot.
Steve-O: Castlevania is between Resident Evil and Street Fighter.
ThirstTrapLeon: Put it... I mean, dude.
leong kennedick: Put it above Resident Evil. That's what he's going to say.
ThirstTrapLeon: the poem through the poem
leong kennedick: Put it above Resident Evil.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hehehehehe!
ThirstTrapLeon: Street Fighter.
Steve-O: Above Street Fighter? Okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: it's a pretty It's a pretty gray franchise, to be honest.
Steve-O: Okay, so...
ThirstTrapLeon: And they're kind of all... Everyone's a needle mover since 3. Yeah.
Steve-O: I'm going to do just a couple more. ah And these are the ones that are like, you know, they're just like some standards, some classics. So. Legend of Zelda.
ThirstTrapLeon: below Pac-Man, dude. Come on.
Steve-O: Well, in fact, man, I can do that for you.
ThirstTrapLeon: I just, I have no, I truly, no, no of the word it's, it's above Castlevania.
Steve-O: That's fair. I know that's not your jam.
leong kennedick: It's pretty fucked, Devin, if you ask me. This
Steve-O: That's your borderlands for John.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's above Castlevania, I guess.
Steve-O: That's begrudging. No, no, no. I want this to be your list. You don't have to force it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, above above Kirby.
ThirstTrapLeon: no
Steve-O: Above Kirby.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. Yeah,
Steve-O: Okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: it's ah It's above, maybe it's above Kirby for me too.
leong kennedick: is a stupid list, to be honest.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. and Now it's stupid.
Steve-O: Stupid list.
DUNCANTHETHOT: a yeah i've I've had
Steve-O: um
leong kennedick: i don't like I don't like this list.
ThirstTrapLeon: I just, yeah, i mean I don't know. Just historically, Zelda has done fucking less than zero. mean.
Steve-O: This one hurts John though.
DUNCANTHETHOT: better worse experience them better
leong kennedick: It hurts me, yeah. Would what I wear...
Steve-O: This one hurts John.
leong kennedick: this is this is where i'm at This is where my headspace is right now. Would I wear...
leong kennedick: a fucking corny-ass Helion Shield t-shirt to the park, or would I wear my Resident Evil 3 Nemesis shirt with Nemesis on it to the park?
leong kennedick: I'm wearing my Nemesis shirt. Ten times out of ten. Any day of the week. I won't even wash it, and I'll wear it. If
Steve-O: You're not washing your shirts?
leong kennedick: if if I want to wear that Nemi shirt, that shirt's getting worn.
Steve-O: Okay, so like a real stinky, dirty Nemesis shirt.
leong kennedick: Do i do i have Ocarina of Time sweatpants? No. Do I have Resident Evil 4 sweatpants?
Steve-O: No, you don't.
leong kennedick: Yes, I do. Do I have
leong kennedick: Link statue? No. Do I have a Leon statue? Yes.
leong kennedick: Do i have a Balrog action figure? Yes. Do I have collector's editions of any Zelda games? No, even though I probably should. Yeah,
leong kennedick: yeah like, on my deathbed, am I thinking about Zelda?
leong kennedick: Yeah.
Steve-O: Hey, what?
leong kennedick: I am thinking about Zelda, but am I talking to my friends about Resident Evil 4? on my deathbed yeah i'm talking about resident evil you know yeah i'm talking to my son while i'm dying about t hawk when he was three years old you know like yeah i would do this this is tough because i i can acknowledge that zelda makes the best games quality wise hands down but like again didn't really didn't really gel with skyward sword
Steve-O: That's the one you bring up.
Steve-O: That's like the worst one. And that's like the Resident Evil 6 of the Zelda series.
leong kennedick: I mean, you got you guys glazed, you three glazed the shit out of Twilight Princess. I hated it. Didn't like it.
ThirstTrapLeon: glaze nothing.
leong kennedick: Okay. yeah
Steve-O: That's like the Resident Evil 5 of the series.
ThirstTrapLeon: Keep me out of this.
leong kennedick: Yeah, but remember, you guys glazed it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, but Twilight Princess is the one that it's like everybody thought they wanted.
leong kennedick: I didn't like it
ThirstTrapLeon: it
Steve-O: That's the one that came with the Wii.
ThirstTrapLeon: You know?
Steve-O: You bought the Wii. That was the game you bought.
ThirstTrapLeon: But that was the one that had like the mature Link.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yep.
ThirstTrapLeon: The one that everybody thought was like, oh, this the one. And then it kind of just ended up being fairly average, right?
Steve-O: He's greedy. I'm going
leong kennedick: Yeah, but like you talk about like you know Breath of the Wild... like fucking Breath of the Wild didn't just like you know resurgence Zelda. It resurgence video games. you know like Video games in general are or that.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Listen, I'm just going to.
Steve-O: to do one more after this, but John is better or worse than Resident Evil.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, yeah?
leong kennedick: Yeah, put...
ThirstTrapLeon: well Can it can be the one I just added, Steve?
leong kennedick: yeah Put Zelda...
ThirstTrapLeon: ah
Steve-O: Wait, did you at me?
ThirstTrapLeon: I just present it now. Well, in the shit talk. I present it to the midnight society.
leong kennedick: Put Zelda under Resident Evil.
Steve-O: It's good one.
Steve-O: Of Street Fighter.
leong kennedick: God.
Steve-O: There's pain here.
leong kennedick: Listen, I've worn my Lily t-shirt out to Target, to anywhere. I wear that in public. I'll never wear a Zelda shirt in public.
Steve-O: You would never wear a Zelda shirt.
leong kennedick: I don't have a Zelda shirt. i wouldn I don't think I would... It doesn't fit. like This is where I'm going. I'm not going by like what...
Steve-O: If I bought you a shirt of Ganondorf holding up a middle finger.
leong kennedick: what i'm not go
leong kennedick: Is it Sexy Samurai Ganondorf?
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah. had Sexy samurai Ganondorf.
leong kennedick: Daddy? daddy yeah Ganon Daddy? No, but what what I'm not going by like do I like the the shirts better. I'm i'm going by like but like like what defines me as a person more.
Steve-O: That's fair. That's fair.
Steve-O: You're putting yourself out there by wearing it in public.
leong kennedick: You know? Yeah. like I want people to know that I play Resident Evil. I want people to know that I main a tiny little baby grappler in Street Fighter 6, you know?
Steve-O: Hmm. Yeah.
leong kennedick: Like, I'll talk about Street Fighter all day. Like, Zelda... i don't know, man.
Steve-O: let's Let's do it by this. Are you more likely to wear a Resident Evil t-shirt or a Legend of Zelda t-shirt? Yes or no?
leong kennedick: reid Resident Evil.
Steve-O: Which one?
leong kennedick: res evil
Steve-O: Resident Evil? Street Fighter t-shirt.
leong kennedick: Street Fighter.
Steve-O: God of War or Legend of Zelda t-shirt?
leong kennedick: Ooh, see, this is where it's hard. Yeah, put Zelda over God of War.
Steve-O: Okay, there you go.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm shocked.
Steve-O: There you go.
leong kennedick: um that you'll You'll never catch me with a Kratos shirt.
ThirstTrapLeon: You know, i'm I'm just happy that you even thought about that for like one second.
leong kennedick: No, no, no. Yeah, because you... yeah it's... Yeah, I guess put Zella above God of War and that's where it stays, I guess.
Steve-O: I'm going to do one more and that's final fantasy.
leong kennedick: Fuck. Don't you dare. okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: Hmm.
leong kennedick: Thank God.
Steve-O: Yeah.
leong kennedick: We didn't go with the hard one.
Steve-O: He's at the top, John. I'm not, I'm not putting you through that.
leong kennedick: Oh, man. Final Fantasy? Put mine... but Yeah, let me go first. Put it above
leong kennedick: maybe below Castlevania above Halo.
Steve-O: What about GTA above or below GTA?
leong kennedick: What franchise are talking about yet? Oh, Final Fantasy.
Steve-O: Final Fantasy.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You forgot it. That's not a good sign.
leong kennedick: Yeah, below. Yeah, put
DUNCANTHETHOT: Not
leong kennedick: um
Steve-O: That's not a good sign.
DUNCANTHETHOT: a good sign.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah yeah yeah Yeah, well, ah you know, he did he didn't forget Pac-Man.
leong kennedick: that
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: can't forget Pac-Man.
leong kennedick: yeah yeah below yeah put it Put it below GTA.
Steve-O: Okay.
leong kennedick: <unk>s What's next?
Steve-O: I wrote Pac-Man again, goddammit. Um, What's next? So it's GTA, Final Fantasy, Halo.
leong kennedick: Oh, yeah. So put it below. Yeah, put it above Halo.
Steve-O: Above Halo, below GTA.
leong kennedick: But under GTA.
ThirstTrapLeon: Thank you.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
Steve-O: Okay.
leong kennedick: yeah
Steve-O: Chris?
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm going to put it above...
DUNCANTHETHOT: What's my number five?
Steve-O: God of War.
leong kennedick: Ooh, Chris. Easy now, chill. Think about it for a second. don't Don't be impulsive here.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I've been playing Final Fantasy games since I was a kid, though. I can't really say that so much about God of War. like I was an a a young adult when God of War came out.
leong kennedick: Yeah, but but what's the what's the gaming what's the game that leaves you the most satisfied playing it? Is it Final Fantasy VII Remake Part II, or is it God of War Ragnarok?
DUNCANTHETHOT: That is a good point. m Below God of War.
Steve-O: So above GTA?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's fair.
Steve-O: And then Devon.
ThirstTrapLeon: What's my number three spot?
Steve-O: Number three, it's Castlevania right now.
ThirstTrapLeon: Fuck. What's my number four spot?
Steve-O: GTA. Okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, fuck. ah Retroactively, GTA above Castlevania, Final Fantasy below GTA.
Steve-O: Okay.
leong kennedick: Ooh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Bonkers.
Steve-O: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Bonkers.
ThirstTrapLeon: Castlevania is...
leong kennedick: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you even have a GTA tattoo? you even have one?
ThirstTrapLeon: Uh, sadly.
leong kennedick: you even have a God of War tattoo?
ThirstTrapLeon: No, listen, Castlevania's game, I just wish I liked more.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you know, GTA had that really awesome anime, too, that expanded the universe that was already there and was already more rich and everything, i remember.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
Steve-O: So there is one more I could do, but I don't want to put John through it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Well, can we, can we, to can we so yeah, yeah.
leong kennedick: Where would I put Mario?
Steve-O: I'm kind of curious. I kind of want to see this.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, it's Mario. Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, it's easy for me.
leong kennedick: Mario's one, dude. Mario's number one.
DUNCANTHETHOT: thought you said Fargo.
ThirstTrapLeon: Wait,
DUNCANTHETHOT: i was going put that number one for me, guys.
Steve-O: Fargo. Yeah. The Fargo suit. Mario. Mario.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Sorry, that show rules.
ThirstTrapLeon: wait wait. So ah Chris is Resident Evil still your number one.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
Steve-O: So, yeah, i'm gonna I'm going to post everybody's lists in the shit talk.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Out of all that, yeah.
leong kennedick: Yeah. mario Mario is one for me, just for to let you guys know.
Steve-O: I thought so. That, like...
DUNCANTHETHOT: i figured I figured that would be the case.
leong kennedick: my dad Mario is my dad, dude. That game is my dad to me.
Steve-O: he's He's been there since day one.
leong kennedick: My video game dad. Yeah. he gave birth He created me.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, he is...
leong kennedick: Mario created me.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
Steve-O: i came out of him. And then...
leong kennedick: I left mid-Leviathan Raid at midnight for Mario Odyssey coming out. So... Actually, I probably would do that for any of these other games on the list, to be honest.
Steve-O: all right
leong kennedick: Let
Steve-O: There we go. I posted them a shit talk. I'm
ThirstTrapLeon: All right, let's see.
DUNCANTHETHOT: This the truth.
leong kennedick: me see.
DUNCANTHETHOT: And we get Steve's list.
ThirstTrapLeon: Where's the. Are you.
leong kennedick: Who's the worst list? Who's the worst
Steve-O: going to work on my list.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You get your list.
Steve-O: i'm a work on my list right now real quick.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, you get to think about it.
Steve-O: Yeah, I get to think about it a little little bit.
ThirstTrapLeon: just know the
leong kennedick: list? Damn, dude. I put Zelda that low. Fuck.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah you
leong kennedick: Christ! Jesus Christ!
DUNCANTHETHOT: only think. Oh, there it is. Legend of Zelda was.
leong kennedick: Yeah, so Resident Evil...
Steve-O: Yeah, I put laws.
leong kennedick: Oh, wait, so devin Devin's God of War is his Resident Evil 7 of video game franchises. Okay, I gotcha.
ThirstTrapLeon: i
leong kennedick: I gotcha, Devin.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, sure.
leong kennedick: Overrated.
ThirstTrapLeon: I
leong kennedick: Damn, bro.
Steve-O: Doesn't have a Leviathan axe to have to.
ThirstTrapLeon: feel like my list makes sense, actually.
leong kennedick: Steve, you need to make a list right now, dude.
Steve-O: I'm making it right now.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah.
leong kennedick: Okay, you better, because you don't get to sleep on this.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Devin, your list looks like ai made it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Your list looks like a child. name
Steve-O: your
leong kennedick: Oh, you know what
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
leong kennedick: Good idea.
Steve-O: Fuck, man.
ThirstTrapLeon: that was that There were so many worse things I was going to say, and I just had to...
Steve-O: That's fucked up.
leong kennedick: let's let's ask let's ask ai to rank these franchises.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's like what made money.
Steve-O: Based on...
ThirstTrapLeon: Chris, your list looks like you've never played a Nintendo game.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That is somewhat true. I'll give you that one.
ThirstTrapLeon: And you didn't have friends in college because Halo's your bottom.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's true, too.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah but Now I feel that.
leong kennedick: Oh, man. You're not going to like this.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh.
leong kennedick: I don't like this.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, man.
Steve-O: Oh no. Yeah,
leong kennedick: Oh, my God. i don't want to share this.
ThirstTrapLeon: Wait, should we wait until Steve posts the list?
leong kennedick: i don't even want to share this.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, wait until Steve shares his list and then we'll have what the internet said is...
Steve-O: yeah, I'm putting i'm putting stuff.
leong kennedick: I don't like it at all.
Steve-O: Oh no.
leong kennedick: It's still... Dude, fucking... The entity is still typing right now. It's still...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, no.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh.
Steve-O: oh no
leong kennedick: else It's still studying society while I sit in my gooner coffin.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, my goodness.
leong kennedick: with my ass mask on. I don't like this at all. if i Dude, if I'm Ethan Hunt, I am taking down the entity right now. This is, that we cannot let this go through.
leong kennedick: Too many turtles have died in the Amazon.
leong kennedick: All right, we'll wait for Steve's ranking and I'll compare it directly.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: um I'm almost done. I think I'm almost done.
leong kennedick: This is a fucking disgusting list made by entity.
Steve-O: think I'm almost done.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Steve's gonna lock her in.
leong kennedick: by the entity
DUNCANTHETHOT: and think Steve's list is gonna be a lot different, to be honest.
leong kennedick: His is going like Castlevania 1, Kirby 2, Borderlands 3.
Steve-O: got make sure I'm not missing anything. I am missing some.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think this is a good summation of our interests, video game-wise, too.
leong kennedick: Yeah, I think, well, depending on Steve's list, Chris, Devin might be on the chopping block of the friends group, I think.
Steve-O: got make sure. one two, three, four, four, six, seven.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, i have I have the only correct list. That's how I do it.
leong kennedick: I don't know, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I don't like that GTA style I have there. That's crazy. That's crazy. Nobody loves those games.
leong kennedick: Yeah, well, you know what?
ThirstTrapLeon: Wait, you don't like the oh the GTA SoFi?
leong kennedick: Well, you know what, Chris?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Nobody loves those games. Nobody does.
Steve-O: All right. This is mine.
leong kennedick: The argument could be made that Devin is devyn is AI.
Steve-O: Out the rip.
leong kennedick: I'll let you know.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
leong kennedick: I'll i'll give you that little bit.
Steve-O: Oh, it's like close. Damn. So without thinking about it, just going by like my gut, my heart real quick.
ThirstTrapLeon: My vibes. Let's see it.
Steve-O: um you do read you Dude, dude, dude.
leong kennedick: Yo, just hit enter. Just do it. I want to see it. Stop typing.
Steve-O: ah stop typing I right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Take your dick out. Show it in front of everybody.
Steve-O: All right.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: All right.
leong kennedick: Look, Steve, I'm doing the same thing you're doing.
Steve-O: I did it. I did it. I did it.
leong kennedick: Oh, oh no oh
Steve-O: I just sent it.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah Wrong. on Wrong. Wrong.
leong kennedick: You son of a bitch!
ThirstTrapLeon: wait.
leong kennedick: Alright, where do you put Mario on there, then?
Steve-O: ah sorry, man.
ThirstTrapLeon: Steve,
Steve-O: it'd be number one.
leong kennedick: Okay, alright. long as we're on the same page there.
ThirstTrapLeon: you said Legend of Zelda Resident Evil 2. Castlevania. Yeah.
leong kennedick: Wait, steve Steve might be AI.
Steve-O: I'm sitting in a room with three Legend Zelda posters in it and only one Resident Evil poster.
ThirstTrapLeon: castlevania
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
leong kennedick: Okay, so you took you took my you took my mer my merch angle.
Steve-O: To be fair, though, to be fair, i am sitting in a room with six Mario posters, so...
leong kennedick: I'm sitting in a room with a Nemesis plushie. How many people you know?
Steve-O: I'm in sitting in a room with a Leon Kennedy body pillow.
leong kennedick: How many people do you know about Nemesis plushie?
ThirstTrapLeon: Actually, wait.
leong kennedick: s
ThirstTrapLeon: if i I can play this.
leong kennedick: Chris, how many people you know about Nemesis plushie?
ThirstTrapLeon: Listen, I can play this game. I can play this game. I'm sitting in a room with a foam God of War, Blades of Chaos, and a Kirby doll.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, and your protagonist from Grand Theft Auto 3.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, my claw jacket.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You have him?
leong kennedick: I'm just saying.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, I have a claw jacket, yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You have him
Steve-O: Yeah, you got quad speed on your wall.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, I got his i get his khaki, his khakis thing.
DUNCANTHETHOT: in there?
leong kennedick: just saying
Steve-O: I got Claude Speed on my wall, Nico Bellick, and Roman Bellick plushies.
ThirstTrapLeon: Just saying, man, those are some banger games.
leong kennedick: Alright.
Steve-O: That's a good plushie. That is actually really cool plushie.
leong kennedick: um Well, here. I'll tell you this. I'm sitting here in front of me. I have a God of War. have a Kratos Nendoroid. Sekiro Nendoroid. And i have a Leon Kennedy Nendoroid.
Steve-O: That's really good.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah chris Chris is sitting there with
leong kennedick: And i would have I would have two Hollow Knight ones if I didn't.
DUNCANTHETHOT: have i have I have Malone on my wall.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Chris has Malone on as well.
Steve-O: Oh, Malone, dude Number one franchise.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's
ThirstTrapLeon: He has a Venom statue. He has Jing from Lost to statue.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yes, I do. You're correct.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. I know.
Steve-O: Oh, I should probably say mine because we're on an audio podcast.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: So...
ThirstTrapLeon: Say
leong kennedick: Here, read this list instead. Here, read this list.
Steve-O: Okay, you want read this list? okay so ah Okay, so mine is Zelda, Resident Evil, Castlevania, Street Fighter, Donkey Kong, God of War, GTA, Final Fantasy, Kirby, Borderlands, Halo, Pac-Man.
leong kennedick: No, no, no, no. Read yours first. This is the AI one.
leong kennedick: And my real list, the entity the entity is speaking now.
DUNCANTHETHOT: here
leong kennedick: Everybody kneel. Legend of Zelda, Grand Theft Auto, God of War, Resident Evil, Halo, Final Fantasy, Castlevania, Donkey Kong, Street Fighter, Kirby, Borderlands, and Pac-Man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow. That is so wow.
Steve-O: Damn.
ThirstTrapLeon: Ah, shit.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That is unbelievable.
Steve-O: That's low.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow.
Steve-O: That's really low.
ThirstTrapLeon: I mean...
leong kennedick: Fuck AI.
ThirstTrapLeon: You know, that's emotion.
leong kennedick: Fuck ICE.
ThirstTrapLeon: That's emotion taken.
leong kennedick: Dude, ICE made this list. ICE made this list.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. Okay. Okay. Legends Zelda.
Steve-O: i think...
leong kennedick: Why...
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Why is Zelda number one? One of the most consistently acclaimed franchises ever Many entries ranked among the greatest games of all time.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: we've all We all had Street Fighter in our top five. This didn't even break. It didn't even break the top five.
leong kennedick: Disgusting, dude.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's kind of nuts.
leong kennedick: Disgusting.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That is kind of nuts.
Steve-O: Yeah. Okay.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah think I mean, Resident Evil.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'll give you a
Steve-O: So do we have a consistent like kind of consistent top five?
leong kennedick: Well, let me see.
DUNCANTHETHOT: that. Well, Street Fighter's in the top five.
leong kennedick: me paste this in my Let me paste this in my machine that i have here.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Like, that made it because it's in all of our top five. Resident Evil's in the top five because that's in all of our top fives. Yep. um So those two are locked.
leong kennedick: Spreadsheets doesn't like Discord text paste.
Steve-O: Donkey Kong's in a majority of the top fives. It's only missing from Devon's.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's not in mine. Yeah.
Steve-O: It's very low, so that that didn't make the cut.
ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, because I just, you know. So.
Steve-O: Donkey Kong is our Final Fantasy.
leong kennedick: I'll aggregate these lists right now.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Castlevania is also in a some of our top five.
ThirstTrapLeon: I like how, hold on. I like how for Steve. So John gets a LOZ. I get an LOZ. Chris gets an LOZ. Steve writes it out.
Steve-O: I put some respect on it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Gives it its government name.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He put the government name on it.
Steve-O: I put some on
DUNCANTHETHOT: i i
ThirstTrapLeon: Legend of Zelda.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You know where it You know where he You know where he is.
ThirstTrapLeon: Because Steve knew his list would look like a child made it if it started with LOZ.
Steve-O: it. Laws.
ThirstTrapLeon: Like, oh, did a two-year-old make this?
Steve-O: ah
Steve-O: My favorite game is Laws.
ThirstTrapLeon: Fucking Pac-Man.
Steve-O: Laws.
ThirstTrapLeon: think I'm consistently...
Steve-O: Three.
ThirstTrapLeon: Wait, Pac-Man consistently on everyone's Borderlands.
Steve-O: I'm really, I'm um'm like thinking of bumping Pac-Man up one over Halo.
ThirstTrapLeon: Damn it. Oh, and Halo. Oh, okay. Man, you guys are really...
Steve-O: Because I really like Ms.
leong kennedick: Nah, it's locked. Sorry.
Steve-O: Pac-Man, but that technically is like its own offshoot thing.
ThirstTrapLeon: Actually, you know, to looking back on it, I probably would have even disqualified Pac-Man. Because it's like, du no one even knows of a Pac-Man game past two.
ThirstTrapLeon: Like, Ms.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, unfortunately, it's...
ThirstTrapLeon: Pac-Man.
Steve-O: ah People love the Pac-World games and all those things.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I've had more fun playing Pac-Man than Halo.
ThirstTrapLeon: Fucking...
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's why it's above me.
Steve-O: Dude, come on. Going to the freaking diner and playing some Pac-Man after eating some 3 a.m.
ThirstTrapLeon: But it's...
DUNCANTHETHOT: I did like that.
Steve-O: m food.
ThirstTrapLeon: But it's like, as a franchise...
leong kennedick: I'll go. You know what? Ms. Pac-Man's better. So.
Steve-O: Ms. Pac-Man is the best one.
leong kennedick: Sorry.
ThirstTrapLeon: It is better, but it's like as a as a franchise, you know I would argue the same thing for like Red Dead.
Steve-O: Hands down.
ThirstTrapLeon: like I just don't think it's enough clear.
Steve-O: Oh, so you want put Red Dead on this list, Evan?
ThirstTrapLeon: no No, I'm saying i would have disqualified it for the same reasons I DQ'd Red Dead. Basically only two games that anyone even fucking knows about.
leong kennedick: They have Chris put fucking Zelda below Borderlands.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
leong kennedick: that' so That's so disgusting. Chris, you are chris you are your' worse than AI, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Dirty!
leong kennedick: Chris GPT reporting for duty. Chris GPT reporting for duty.
DUNCANTHETHOT: got Got it, got it, got it represent.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, I at least gave, i like, Legge all that. It's not for me, but I've got to respect him a little
DUNCANTHETHOT: i have i Listen, i don't I'm not going to put respect on something I haven't played in fucking, what, 20 years?
leong kennedick: Yeah, at least you respected it a little bit. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait the scores.
Steve-O: That's fair. Hey, that's fair.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Let's be real.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Let's be real.
Steve-O: um So I played i played a new game ah that I did not expect to fall in love with this weekend.
leong kennedick: GTA is way too high for you, Devin.
Steve-O: I wasn't going to buy it. But then after critical fanfare from everywhere, was like, well, fuck it. I'll play it. It's it's the new game Pokemon Pocopoeia.
Steve-O: And let me just say, i did not expect to play back to back post apocalyptic games this week. Because holy shit, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What?
Steve-O: Yeah. So it's basically like it just kind of drops you off.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
Steve-O: You play as a Ditto in the Pokemon world. And it's like, hey, hey, um are you like you're a Ditto? So you can like become like you can like become other Pokemon.
Steve-O: And the Ditto is like, no, I cannot become other Pokemon. I'm a bad Ditto. But I can become my old trainer. And look like kind of like a person. And so you wake up kind of like in this world and there's just one big Tangrowth Pokemon. And it's like, yeah, there's no people here anymore.
Steve-O: The people are gone. We don't know where they went. And basically you kind of just explore this. the the The first starting map you play in is called the Withering Wastelands. And it is just a decimated Pokemon world.
Steve-O: It's very post-apocalyptic. And basically what you are doing is you are trying to make it ah habitable again for other Pokemon. But every Pokemon you meet is like, I don't remember anything. i have a few memories with like my trainer in the past, but we don't remember anything. But we're going to try and help you like rebuild this this world.
Steve-O: And you're essentially playing this game. But there's this like weird mystery you're unwrapping that is very dark. You are finding these like documents that are talking about how like we had to go back to music CDs because server space costs infinitely too much now. So like things are going wrong and it's, you're finding photographs of like the, the previous world. And it's just this like weird mystery that is unwrapping. And I did not expect to get as engaged with it as I am. It's an, it's an excellent, like, you know, little cozy game too. Like you're basically just like building stuff, making homes for people. um i
Steve-O: went into a new world. That's like ah a shore town ah that was covered in oil. And basically I had to like restring their lighting system. So like, there's like, you're doing like electrical work. It is so much deeper than I ever expected it to be.
Steve-O: And I understand why people are saying that this is like the best Pokemon game they've ever made. It is like far and away the most engaging thing.
leong kennedick: The best?
Steve-O: It's, it's probably like with the amount of stuff in that game, it is probably rivaling when Pokemon ah like first dropped onto the scene because this is a game changer.
Steve-O: This one it's, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, praise, my friend.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah like the school
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: I guess like what is it that's making it like the nine out of ten that everyone's like.
Steve-O: it's So, Devin, everything you hate about Animal Crossing, it remedies.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, no. Oh, OK.
Steve-O: It is a game that has an active storyline. It gives you missions very easily. You can check your Pokedex and be like, okay, so ah this Pokemon wants me to do this. This one's like a main story thing.
Steve-O: But it does also follow those Animal Crossing things. Like, it does have stuff in real time. The Pokemon don't fall asleep, though. They they fall asleep, but you can wake them up. So it's not like, oh, well, it's like, you know,
Steve-O: 11 PM. No one's awake in my town anymore. So I can't do anything like stuff is still doable. It's just, you know, it is running on a real time system. So like if you're building a building, it may take a day to build, but the thing that they do to remedy that is there is, there are multiple towns that you go to.
leong kennedick: Thank
Steve-O: So while something is working, like being worked on in the C town, I can go over to the like withering wastelands part of the town and like work there and have different things happening.
Steve-O: And there are like literally like right now I have like 50 Pokemon in one of these areas alone. So there is just like tons of things constantly happening. You can basically just like always have something to do. It's never a point where you're like, I don't know what to do. I'm just sitting here with my dick in my hands.
Steve-O: Like what's the fun in this? Like it gives you a story.
ThirstTrapLeon: Right.
Steve-O: There's intrigue with like, i cause I can't, I, I, there there's stuff going on. I can't spoil it to you. Um, because it is that interesting.
leong kennedick: Who died?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh no, not everyone.
Steve-O: It might be everybody.
leong kennedick: Just...
Steve-O: It genuinely might be everybody.
leong kennedick: Oh my god. Oh my god.
Steve-O: Yeah. Like it's, it's apparently that bad. Um,
leong kennedick: Pocopia, what are you doing?
Steve-O: ah But this was made by Koei Tecmo. And...
leong kennedick: Sam is like train spotting addicted to this game right now.
Steve-O: Yeah, no, it is like, I will catch myself...
leong kennedick: Oh.
Steve-O: I stayed up yesterday till 5 a.m. playing it, and I went, oh, fuck.
leong kennedick: So crazy.
ThirstTrapLeon: Is it better than Requiem?
Steve-O: No.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, thank God.
Steve-O: No. It's...
ThirstTrapLeon: I want to use
Steve-O: ah
leong kennedick: Well, he didn't finish. You didn't save the town yet, so the jury's still out.
Steve-O: No, that's true.
leong kennedick: Could be.
Steve-O: I don't I don't know yet. But ah right now I have a new town waiting for me to open um and I'm excited to see what that is. um You know, it's just it does Animal Crossing. It does Stardew. It does all those cozy games. But the one I keep finding myself like associating it with the most is one of my favorite like sleeper cozy games. And that was Viva Pinata for the Xbox 360. Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: You did like that.
leong kennedick: Hmm.
Steve-O: I love that game. And basically what this game is, it's it's sits you down and it's like, hey, here's an idea. Pokemon might show up if you have like four patches of tall grass altogether.
Steve-O: And like, so, you know, your Ditto goes around as it meets new Pokemon. Sometimes it picks up some of their moves. So you meet like a Bulbasaur that teaches you how to grow grass. You you meet a Squirtle that teaches you how to water things. You meet a Hitmonchan that teaches you how to punch rocks.
Steve-O: So basically you're Chris Redfielding through walls to like terraform. It's crazy engaging and I did not expect to like it as much as I did. Like I also bought WWE 2K26.
Steve-O: It's fine.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Steve-O: It's a new entry in that, but unfortunately it is not notable.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You're you not falling down that hole, are you?
ThirstTrapLeon: the only You know what? I'll be honest. you know I don't track those games anymore, but isn't there like a weird like ragdoll physics in this one? And I keep seeing.
Steve-O: There's ragdoll physics in it. It's awesome.
ThirstTrapLeon: I keep seeing people like falling through like 50 tables ragdoll wise, and I'm like, that's pretty fun.
Steve-O: Like,
Steve-O: and You can stack up tables, set them on fire. That stuff's all fun and great. The problem though is they added a battle pass to getting the DLC that you bought.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh no!
Steve-O: So say you buy a DLC, you have to get to level 40 to unlock it.
leong kennedick: Disgusting.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That terrible. Wow.
ThirstTrapLeon: Actually, you know, it's funny. I saw somebody make a strat and they're like, okay, this is what you do. You be Roman Reigns. You wrestle Eric Bischoff in a submission match.
ThirstTrapLeon: And then like rinse and you you tweak all the, the, yeah.
Steve-O: I did that. I did that for two hours.
ThirstTrapLeon: And they say you do it for two hours and you unlock everything or whatever.
Steve-O: Instead of Roman Reigns, I was Yokozuna because he is a giant and giants have the special ability where if, say, he reversed my move because he's a big man, he just like shakes it off real quick.
Steve-O: So it's literally you just spam a submission immediately, make them tap out, rematch and just keep doing that for two hours.
DUNCANTHETHOT: did you um Did you make Wilford Brimley yet?
Steve-O: It sucks. No, I haven't made anybody yet. Like there's still a lot for me to explore in that game. The problem is Pokemon Pogopea, the game that I did not want to get initially became like my addiction this weekend.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's just much better.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I see. mayor And you can't make Wilford Brimley in that, I don't think.
Steve-O: So ah you can, cause you do make your character.
ThirstTrapLeon: Man. Yeah, I'm just looking at...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay, never mind.
Steve-O: So
DUNCANTHETHOT: Pump the brakes.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, I'm looking at gameplay of this Pocopoea game.
Steve-O: there you go.
ThirstTrapLeon: It looks... Yeah, I don't know. just It's very unassuming. I would not think this is one of the best games of the year.
Steve-O: It's very unassuming.
leong kennedick: Yeah, mean but I mean, but the same could be said about, or could have been said about Animal Crossing, too. well like it's just you know It's just one of those games, Evan.
ThirstTrapLeon: Right, right.
Steve-O: Yeah.
leong kennedick: you know
ThirstTrapLeon: And like Steve said, it does solve a lot of problems because, know, obviously I kind of notably bounced way off of that game.
Steve-O: I've been playing this game prominently in the middle of the night.
ThirstTrapLeon: But
leong kennedick: Are you on the subreddit getting fucking pissed that people are on ah that people are like just fucking
Steve-O: No, I haven't. I have not.
leong kennedick: no life in it And have like entire kingdoms made and shit.
Steve-O: No, because I i am i am literally exploring stuff.
leong kennedick: Skyscrapers and shit.
Steve-O: Here's spoilers. I don't know if anybody here will care. i Maybe people listening.
leong kennedick: Sam's trying to get me to play it but I'm um locked in right now on something else, so.
Steve-O: So you're basically so so here's kind of like maybe like a teaser for some people who are like kind of interested, but on the outskirts. So you are basically what it seems to be. You are exploring the post apocalyptic world of the very first Pokemon game because we came across the I would describe it as the ah the derelict corpse of the SSA and cruise ship, which is famously in the first Pokemon game where you fight Gary.
leong kennedick: My God. from That's from Halo. that's the ship That's the ship that you're on in Halo.
Steve-O: or Yeah, that's the one from Halo. That's for the ODST. But like, it's completely abandoned.
ThirstTrapLeon: Chris's least favorite game ever.
Steve-O: And ah it was just one of those things where where I'm like, oh, fuck, dude, this is like legit.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yep. I can't believe never believe it
Steve-O: Like, I think just the map from the first Pokemon game, but it's like all destroyed and ruined. Like sand is washed over everything.
leong kennedick: Yeah, that's ah that's what i saw.
ThirstTrapLeon: So it was like going back to Raccoon City Department.
Steve-O: Yeah, no, it it is like kind of like very similar vibes going from Raccoon City being destroyed to this. I'm like, dude, I don't know what it is. Maybe that's just like the weird focus the world is taking right now based on how things are in the world.
Steve-O: But like that just might be where the interest is. We're ready for apocalypse.
ThirstTrapLeon: I guess.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Get ready, baby.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: There'll be Pokemon in ours, too. Little pocket monsters.
Steve-O: No, they're better than us, Chris. They're better than us. They're trying to solve the problems.
DUNCANTHETHOT: How are they going solve the thought problem? They can only say their name.
Steve-O: No, now they can talk in this one.
DUNCANTHETHOT: What the fuck, man? I've been away for too long.
Steve-O: Well, so what people are speculating is they think it it's a prequel series to the mystery dungeon games where it's like the Pokemon can like communicate with one another and talk, but it's only Pokemon.
leong kennedick: Nah, they're going to make it ah an actual like franchise lore game now because it's so popular.
Steve-O: It's so big. It's so popular.
leong kennedick: Yeah, it's just a main it's the main game now.
Steve-O: And of of course, the most popular best-selling Pokemon, not best-selling, but most popular Pokemon game in recent times is made by a different company. Like one that actually cares.
leong kennedick: Yeah, that's pretty telling. That's pretty telling, right?
Steve-O: Dude, that I fantasy bet against this.
leong kennedick: Yeah, just wait. Just wait. They're going to get... You're going to get a Pocopia fucking expansion set in the card games too. And those are going to be crazy.
Steve-O: Yeah, that's what they do in all of them, but. Yeah, just like if you know somebody who loves cozy games, like this is a must have.
leong kennedick: ever
Steve-O: This is of the Switch 2 library right after Donkey Kong Bonanza, the must have game for this console.
leong kennedick: So you you think this is better than Donkey Kong Bonanza?
Steve-O: No, no, no. I would say Donkey Kong Bonanza is the number one. Poco P is number two.
leong kennedick: Okay.
Steve-O: And then Mario Kart World probably be number three.
leong kennedick: I was just wondering. i wouldn't i wouldn't I wouldn't get mad either way, but... Yeah, but this is like... Yeah, like people are are gonna spend $500 on a system to play this, I think.
Steve-O: I think this is you know there's a better way to justify it, but you know it's I don't know if the Switch 2 has enough exclusives on it
leong kennedick: I mean, it's Pokemon, right?
leong kennedick: but Resident Evil Requiem.
Steve-O: much
leong kennedick: Switch 2.
Steve-O: yet. Apparently, the Requiem runs really good on the Switch 2.
leong kennedick: That's what I was saying! You guys were fucking...
Steve-O: Yeah. I watched it.
leong kennedick: guys called You guys called me human cancer.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it it runs really well because have you seen her face?
leong kennedick: Devin called me the human version...
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Devin called me the human version of colon cancer for sent for just even saying that.
Steve-O: Did you call him colon cancer?
leong kennedick: Yeah, he said that.
ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, that's kind of how I wanted to treat you at least.
leong kennedick: He told me that. That's me.
Steve-O: called him Colonel Cancer?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Goddamn.
leong kennedick: Devin, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Evans.
Steve-O: Devin did text to me and he said, good job.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Devin...
Steve-O: Good job making sure he didn't get that that piece of shit on that piece of shit.
leong kennedick: Devin was dead.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: yeah Well, to be fair, I mean... i Well, actually, I... I beat Resident Evil already, so it wouldn't matter, but I won't have to fight with Sam over the Switch now.
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Can you imagine like?
leong kennedick: Now she's fighting with Owen over the Switch.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah. What?
leong kennedick: Because he sees somebody playing, like, want to play. I want to play Mega Bonk.
Steve-O: Oh...
ThirstTrapLeon: for
leong kennedick: I want to be Giga Chad. I want to be this. I want to do this.
Steve-O: Is Megabonk on Switch?
leong kennedick: No, no, but somebody's been playing Mega Bonk again on ah Steam Deck.
Steve-O: Oh.
Steve-O: Oh, no.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
leong kennedick: So...
ThirstTrapLeon: and
leong kennedick: Listen, I beat Reigns high score and it didn't fucking save it to the leaderboard. And according to some people in this house, it doesn't count.
ThirstTrapLeon: what
leong kennedick: I took screenshots though because I knew it was going happen at some point.
ThirstTrapLeon: Whoa.
Steve-O: dude
ThirstTrapLeon: your
leong kennedick: But I saw... When I saw...
ThirstTrapLeon: You're the king of Kong now.
leong kennedick: when i
Steve-O: with Billy Mitchell.
leong kennedick: ah Yeah.
Steve-O: that what you're saying?
leong kennedick: yeah that's why'm Well, that's why I'm trying to to recreate my fucking lucky ass run that I had when i where I beat Reigns' score by by like 20,000 points.
ThirstTrapLeon: You're the Billy Mitchell. Yeah. Oh, God.
leong kennedick: Speaking of which, Reigns... silently raised his score by a thousand points. I saw it just because he saw my screenshot. So it's there. There's some blood boiling there. So
ThirstTrapLeon: Wait, wait, so who who's like officially slash unofficially in the lead? Is it still rain? Or is your screenshot score?
leong kennedick: if my screenshot score is higher than rain's high score, but it didn't fucking save the fucking leaderboard because
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay. Okay, Billy Mitchell.
leong kennedick: ah, dude. I'm like, thank God I took these screenshots. But the the difference between my screenshots and Rain screenshots is Rain will take tiniest screenshot and not share what what got him there. But i'm taking um I take a full screen. like You can see every single item that I got.
leong kennedick: Everything everything that I used.
Steve-O: Are you playing you play on Steam Deck?
leong kennedick: Yeah.
Steve-O: So it would be on Steam. So I could see, like, maybe if you share your screenshots.
leong kennedick: My screenshot? Well, yeah. I shared it in the chat. i think that's why what why Rain upped his score by another thousand. But he didn't He didn't say anything either way, but I know that he's keeping that in his back pocket.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah.
leong kennedick: So i got i got I have to get it on the leaderboard, or it doesn't count. you know
Steve-O: That's fair.
leong kennedick: But yeah, my screenshot is...
Steve-O: That's fair.
leong kennedick: Where is it?
Steve-O: Oh, I'm looking at your screenshots on Steam right now. I'm not seeing Megabonk.
leong kennedick: Well, maybe it didn't upload from my Steam Deck to Steam. But here, I'll fucking...
Steve-O: You're, unfortunately, you're... God damn it, John.
leong kennedick: What?
Steve-O: your Your most recent photo that you have on your screen.
leong kennedick: What? What is it? Paste it on here. Paste it on here.
Steve-O: I'm about to do it right now.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh boy.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, boy.
Steve-O: Your most recent... ah
leong kennedick: Yeah, when was playing fucking Red Dead 1, I was like, oh god, this is fucking gross.
Steve-O: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: that guy
leong kennedick: This is gross. So what the fuck, dawg?
ThirstTrapLeon: who
Steve-O: it Just a hanging body.
DUNCANTHETHOT: hanging dog?
leong kennedick: Look at that Red Redemption, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That guy's hanging dog. and guy hanging no
ThirstTrapLeon: your
leong kennedick: Yo, look at that 84, though. I'll just hit 84 frames, though, with my Steam Deck. But yeah, look at that. That's the law that' the last screenshot that you can see in my...
leong kennedick: but That's on my public page? What the fuck, dawg?
Steve-O: and' tell you followingling screenshots
leong kennedick: What the hell, man?
ThirstTrapLeon: How did that not come up in your like security profile when you had to get all that clearance?
leong kennedick: don't know, dawg! don't know, man. What the
ThirstTrapLeon: o
leong kennedick: Hold on, let me find my fucking screenshot now.
leong kennedick: ah that's just That's the last one that's pinned on there on Steam?
ThirstTrapLeon: Wow.
Steve-O: What's the newest one?
leong kennedick: That's fucking crazy. That's psycho, dude. Oh my god.
ThirstTrapLeon: Jesus, dude.
leong kennedick: What wrong with me?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, that's fair.
leong kennedick: why did i i mean i you know I had to take a screenshot of that when I saw it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Playing Red Dead the first time. you know
Steve-O: got
ThirstTrapLeon: Of course, of course.
leong kennedick: I was like, da you guys didn't tell me I was playing a game game when I was playing this game. You said I was playing a game, but didn't say was playing a game.
ThirstTrapLeon: Well, while John's looking that up, ah i'm I'm curious. what is a what's this Crimson Desert comes out in like a week or something, doesn't it?
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: let's What's the temperature? I keep staring at it.
Steve-O: I want I'm interested ever since they showed that clip of the RKO on goblins.
DUNCANTHETHOT: See, I kind of have a feeling it's going to be that game you guys played in the beginning of last year and forgot about completely.
ThirstTrapLeon: Maybe.
leong kennedick: Don't say that. I've got a lot banking on this, Chris.
DUNCANTHETHOT: never
Steve-O: Wait, what game was that? I'm trying to remember.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, exactly. But it was that game where it was in like the wilderness and you like cooked meals. It wasn't ah it wasn't Monster
Steve-O: it It was a monster hunter?
DUNCANTHETHOT: It was a Capcom game and you guys played it.
Steve-O: Oh, Dragon's Dogma.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's the line.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, that's a fair...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Give me those vibes.
ThirstTrapLeon: statement, Chris. that's ah It's definitely a game I'm not going to buy sight unseen. like I'm just going to sit there and going wait for the reviews to come in. But God, it really does look like that game that does everything.
ThirstTrapLeon: Keep staring at it, man.
leong kennedick: Here, here. I took a screenshot on my Steam Deck, but also I took a picture with my phone of the screen on my Steam Deck just because I and knew somebody was going to talk shit. So, this is the score.
ThirstTrapLeon: Man.
leong kennedick: Yes, Reigns 311,000. see,
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay, it's funny because I look at this and i'm like, this means fucking nothing to me. But it's so cool.
leong kennedick: knew I knew, knew that. I knew that was going to happen.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wow.
leong kennedick: Just saying, though.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's 1,300. What level is he?
leong kennedick: I don't know.
ThirstTrapLeon: you know?
leong kennedick: He doesn't post that. He only posts the score.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
leong kennedick: That's why his are a little bit more shady, if you ask me.
ThirstTrapLeon: Dude, he's so... He's most suspect human I can ever...
leong kennedick: I don't know if he's modding or not.
ThirstTrapLeon: I thought Steve was the most suspect human I've ever come across. The reigns takes the cake.
leong kennedick: Rain's up there, man.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: He's up there.
leong kennedick: He's up there, dog.
Steve-O: Old Steve Weeby.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, sussy, dude.
leong kennedick: Rain Weeby.
Steve-O: Yeah, my Megabonk score beats all of these. is just I just turn off. well I go offline when play because it's...
leong kennedick: I just did Yeah. That was offline.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You guys all, of course.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, I actually just, why I start a new save every time.
Steve-O: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: course.
Steve-O: Yeah, every time.
leong kennedick: Dude, that's a hell of a fucking barn to walk into in Red Dead 1, dude.
Steve-O: Every time on on an alt account.
Steve-O: Yeah. You're like, Jesus Christ.
leong kennedick: I'm just man. I'm just saying, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Big old balls hanging out and everything.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
leong kennedick: Yeah, I was like, Demi, you didn't tell me fucking... I was not familiar with your game, Red Dead Redemption 1. Jesus Christ. i was like, oh my god, what am I playing here?
leong kennedick: But yeah, I mean, that if that doesn't tell you Resident Evil's not my favorite franchise, then I don't know, dog.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, man.
leong kennedick: Yeah, I aggregated the scores and weighted them based on rank.
ThirstTrapLeon: To really go back to the meat of it, Resident Evil is a fucking top tier blue chip.
Steve-O: Okay.
leong kennedick: Far and away our favorite game as ah as a group, even though some...
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, what's the top five?
leong kennedick: I posted it here. it's ah It's up there.
Steve-O: Okay, so Resident Evil number one.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
leong kennedick: ah
ThirstTrapLeon: it's It's above the the hanging dong man.
leong kennedick: Yeah. and then And then Castlevania, Street Fighter, and God of War are tied for number two. and then And then Legend Zelda is all this five.
Steve-O: Okay.
leong kennedick: based on our scores.
Steve-O: Damn. All right.
ThirstTrapLeon: I appreciate that God of War is above Lexington.
leong kennedick: I have a heat map as well of um who disagreed with who.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, God.
Steve-O: I kind of want to see that. I want to see where the heat is.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Cheat, man.
Steve-O: Show me the heat.
leong kennedick: Okay.
Steve-O: Who's got the most heat? Oh, damn.
leong kennedick: Zero means that you you perfectly agreed with somebody.
ThirstTrapLeon: So, chris okay. oh I was like, Chris perfectly agrees to Chris. That makes sense.
ThirstTrapLeon: So, me and Chris, I disagree, I think, the most, I think, out of everyone, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Mm-hmm. That makes a lot of sense.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Based off of Chris.
leong kennedick: Actually, Devin, you disagreed with everybody the most because here is a controversy spread created as well.
DUNCANTHETHOT: good
ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh. Oh, my God.
Steve-O: Wow, you're the most controversial.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Ooh. Right, because, like, Zelda's so low. Well, no, because Chris put it pretty low, too.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I put a lot too.
ThirstTrapLeon: Donkey Kong was pretty low for me, too, though.
leong kennedick: Yeah, so...
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, you know, a lot of it's tied to the the Nintendo games, I think.
leong kennedick: Yeah, so John... me me and Steve are closest in agreement. And then... Chris is to me, similar to Steve.
leong kennedick: And then Devin just fucking disagrees with everybody.
ThirstTrapLeon: Wow, yeah. Except for myself. you Yeah, you guys disagree with...
Steve-O: no no
leong kennedick: Except for his except for himself.
Steve-O: I want you to show this to people, Devin, and be like, look!
ThirstTrapLeon: This this is an echo... This shows me that where you guys are in an echo chamber.
leong kennedick: So if... If it wasn't clear... It wasn't clear that Devin was on the chopping block here um in the friends group.
DUNCANTHETHOT: ah
leong kennedick: It's it's here.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm the one who tells it like it is, guys.
leong kennedick: It's it's aggregated. It's statistic.
ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry.
leong kennedick: Oh, so you're saying the three of us are just a bunch of yes men?
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's the Stern.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm the bad boy.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's the Stern. He's the Howard Stern.
ThirstTrapLeon: dude.
leong kennedick: We're just a bunch of yes men?
ThirstTrapLeon: You guys are just...
Steve-O: a
ThirstTrapLeon: Literally, that's to me walking into a circle jerk.
Steve-O: It's all so green until we get to Devin.
leong kennedick: Until we get to Devin, then it's yellow, yellow, yellow.
Steve-O: It's yellow, yellow, yellow.
leong kennedick: yellow yellow
ThirstTrapLeon: Like a... Yeah. It's...
leong kennedick: aggressively yell. I mean, I guess me and Devin agree the most out of the Devin with the everybody else, but but not...
ThirstTrapLeon: Thank you. Yeah.
Steve-O: You're like an off yellow.
leong kennedick: Yeah, but it's not even really like agreeing with... like It's very...
leong kennedick: It's disgusting, actually, if you think about it.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
leong kennedick: It's eating habits. disgusting.
ThirstTrapLeon: Good. Good.
leong kennedick: And you know what? If we ever need to talk If we ever need to talk about like movies, hey hey, do we agree on any movies? Here, here's a heat map. This is what everybody agrees on.
Steve-O: heres
leong kennedick: Evan disagrees with everybody.
DUNCANTHETHOT: This is pretty much how it's going to work.
Steve-O: There you go.
ThirstTrapLeon: Jaws.
Steve-O: Holy shit. Hold on. So for a future podcast, do you think we could do something similar, but it's like genres or like actors or directors and that we could be like, all right, here's where we, the dude, we could finally be like, you know what?
leong kennedick: We can, yeah. We have the technology.
leong kennedick: We don't need letterboxed.
Steve-O: Here's everybody's tastes.
leong kennedick: like it just Yeah, you know what? Oh, you know what? We are in March right now, Steve, and we've been slacking because Resident Evil.
Steve-O: We have been slacking.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, I've been slacking.
DUNCANTHETHOT: a Ooh, guys.
Steve-O: We might have to turn March badness into awful April.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That
leong kennedick: So we might have to... Yeah. or Or we just...
DUNCANTHETHOT: was too easy. That was too easy.
leong kennedick: Or we force Chris to do it in two weeks, do all the movies in two weeks.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i thought you were going to say atrocious April, but hey.
Steve-O: Oh, atrocious is good.
leong kennedick: So we might have to have a discussion tomorrow with ah with Overlord Tim.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Awful. Quick.
leong kennedick: Tim Leatherman himself.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You guys come together, spread apart like butt cheeks, and then I get my movies.
leong kennedick: And then you see ah you see that Red Dead screenshot I took. And then you're like, oh, Keno.
DUNCANTHETHOT: this is This is where it's going to be this year.
leong kennedick: This is Keno.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, perfect, perfect, yeah.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm. masterpiece
DUNCANTHETHOT: This is where everybody's minds are right this year.
leong kennedick: Masterpiece.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh. It's huge.
leong kennedick: Listen, it if I'm playing a game and Hogg comes in, i know I don't care if the dude's dead. i don't care if he...
DUNCANTHETHOT: oh
leong kennedick: I actually... Dude...
ThirstTrapLeon: that's the only Game of Thrones content Jon's ever looked at.
leong kennedick: I
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's huge.
ThirstTrapLeon: The hog episode. Yeah.
leong kennedick: had to see it for myself, dude. Everyone was talking about it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: here to
ThirstTrapLeon: but
leong kennedick: They showed the fucking, ah the Willem Dafoe gif of him looking up, and then it's just a shadow of a of a dog over over his head.
Steve-O: yes
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
leong kennedick: When I see that, I'm like, oh, I gotta see this for myself.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's
leong kennedick: And I was not disappointed.
ThirstTrapLeon: and you're like ah yes then you turn to never be interested again you're like I'm done thank you
leong kennedick: I'm like, the internet does not fail.
DUNCANTHETHOT: a great show, man. What can say?
leong kennedick: I know, I know. I should watch it, but, you know, I got all this shit on my mind. Like, Megabonk. So...
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah yeah you can be honest this is megabug well you know what's been on my mind is is whatever fucking secrets you guys were talking about before we even record it
leong kennedick: I just need to, uh, to get it on the leaderboard.
leong kennedick: um We don't have time for that now, going to have to wait.
Steve-O: Yeah, we don't got time for that.
ThirstTrapLeon: but you So you're telling me you fucking caught, you fucking teased my dick.
Steve-O: yeah that's that's the next weaker.
leong kennedick: got wait.
DUNCANTHETHOT: We forgot. i'm sorry, Devin.
Steve-O: You know what?
leong kennedick: Nah, sorry.
Steve-O: You know what? To be fair, to be fair, it's good because Chris needs to finish Resident Evil 9.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that's true.
ThirstTrapLeon: Now, you know what?
leong kennedick: Yeah, that is true.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I can't give an accurate opinion about that without finishing.
ThirstTrapLeon: That's fine. i don't care. You have to explain to me what this is after.
Steve-O: Do you want a hint?
leong kennedick: and i can make And I can make a disagreement heat map based on where what we do later.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Nah. That's cute and all, but you guys need to fucking tell me what it is after.
Steve-O: Devin, do you want us to all give you one hint? One hint on what it could be, Devin.
ThirstTrapLeon: i'm assuming it's pursuer enemies based off the very, like the one word I heard.
Steve-O: You're so off. You're so off, dude.
ThirstTrapLeon: I am off.
leong kennedick: Yeah, cold, freezing cold, freezing cold.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Sorry, bud.
Steve-O: You're so off. So off. All right.
ThirstTrapLeon: All
DUNCANTHETHOT: Sorry about that.
Steve-O: But let's, you know what?
DUNCANTHETHOT: bu bump ball
Steve-O: Because of that, we're going to go on to news and updates and trailers. So Devin, you want to start this off?
ThirstTrapLeon: right.
Steve-O: Show this off?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Of course. I love starting things off. um
leong kennedick: You just hate agreeing with us on anything.
ThirstTrapLeon: You know, that favorite game everyone talks about high guard. Well, it's officially getting shut down next week.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, Devin, why did you start it down?
ThirstTrapLeon: Sorry. and and Yeah.
leong kennedick: Kevin, I thought you loved that game. You you made it the final...
Steve-O: You bid $1 on it
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. yeah
leong kennedick: Yeah. Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: I You know, that's why I'm glad to see it die. How dare you? Yeah, it's on one hand, it's sad. On the other hand, it's like, listen, it may, i don't even want to say it's like, it was a meme that this got like so shit on.
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Like, if you just looked at it pragmatically, this is the market saying we do not want live service games. We are very, we are very much full on live service.
ThirstTrapLeon: Please do not try to shove any more down our throats. I do think, unfortunately, a lot of this was frankly just like mate, like sadly.
ThirstTrapLeon: um And yeah, I think it's a very interesting discussion for the next game, game awards in terms of like what that last game is going to be. um
DUNCANTHETHOT: You think this tarnishes Jeff Keighley at all?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yes, I do.
leong kennedick: Dude, a lot.
ThirstTrapLeon: um
leong kennedick: Yeah, dude.
Steve-O: Yeah, he doesn't have the rub he thinks.
ThirstTrapLeon: Because one, they're Yeah, they're trolling it because he even said he's like, you're gonna eat your words in in two hours when the game comes out.
leong kennedick: I think he's i think he's feeling it, too, because everybody's trolling him about it. He
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you're going to a whole 18 humble pies are coming down your gullet, bro.
leong kennedick: doubled down, tripled down.
ThirstTrapLeon: Also, there's like some there's a little so bit of some shady stuff about apparently like 10. ten It's I think it's Tencent. I think like put a lot of money into this game.
ThirstTrapLeon: But Tencent also put some money into the Game Awards, and it's like, is that why he put it away, you know?
DUNCANTHETHOT: There you go.
leong kennedick: Yeah.
Steve-O: All right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: There it is. Devon, follow the money, Devon.
leong kennedick: That's all you needed to hear.
ThirstTrapLeon: know
leong kennedick: That's all you needed to hear.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Follow the money.
ThirstTrapLeon: And it's, yeah, it's little tricky, but it's just like... I mean, unless I'm Code Veronica, unless I'm the new God of War game, unless I'm fucking something, do not put it in the final spot. Like, it needs to be something...
ThirstTrapLeon: like of that caliber. It can't just be fucking...
leong kennedick: It should have been, um, it should have been, um, uh, whatchamacallit, the Larian game. Divinity.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Of course.
leong kennedick: That should have been it.
Steve-O: That's the one people were talking about after the game at awards.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: Yeah. And that was like the first one they showed.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Well, I mean, it's kind of...
leong kennedick: Which is pretty fucking sad.
ThirstTrapLeon: Because they have the whole fucking statue, and I think they were got it out of the way.
leong kennedick: We were just talking about hogs.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
leong kennedick: That trailer had hogs.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Time to blaze 420 with high.
leong kennedick: Just saying.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: High guard. Ah!
leong kennedick: Divinity Original Hog is the is the game.
ThirstTrapLeon: All right. Let's see. Sony apparently, well, not apparently, they officially are retreating from PC ports. um Doesn't really affect me.
DUNCANTHETHOT: PCs are scary.
ThirstTrapLeon: Apparently doesn't affect a lot of people because one of the big reasons, one of the big reasons why they're like walking away from this is they're like, frankly, they're just not, they don't really sell.
leong kennedick: Everybody has a PS5 for that shit.
ThirstTrapLeon: It was PS5 exclusives just don't sell all that much. on PC for whatever reason. I think the the big number was like Spider-Man sold 4 million copies and then on Steam it sold 700,000 copies.
leong kennedick: Also, Xbox is dead, so they gotta to compete directly with Nintendo.
ThirstTrapLeon: Also Xbox was dead.
leong kennedick: So...
ThirstTrapLeon: Also like the new Xbox that I guess we'll talk about right now ah was soft announced I suppose with a
Steve-O: Project Helix.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, Project Helix with the trailer.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh no, like DNA.
ThirstTrapLeon: DNA, yes. um Which, frankly, wouldn't it be funny if they just that was they killed the Xbox brand and just keep it with... Call it Project Helix.
Steve-O: Microsoft Helix.
ThirstTrapLeon: Or Helix. Yeah, something, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Blood.
ThirstTrapLeon: which Which they confirmed what what everyone kind of knew was that this was going to be some weird PC console hybrid.
leong kennedick: All AI generated games.
ThirstTrapLeon: That's all we know, and I think that's all we're going to know for a minute, but
DUNCANTHETHOT: Uh-oh.
ThirstTrapLeon: They said, here it is. It's coming. Yay. The boys. Final season trailer.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Stop, boys.
ThirstTrapLeon: du place
Steve-O: Bye, boys.
ThirstTrapLeon: Odd aside here, but I kind of recently put on, I started watching Banshee. I don't know if you guys are familiar Banshee at all.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I am familiar with Banshee, Devin.
Steve-O: the spin-off?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. I put it on, like we put it on one day just to like have something to fall asleep to. And then.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Guy kills sheriff. First episode.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Become sheriff.
ThirstTrapLeon: good Well, yeah, he doesn't kill Sheriff, but Sheriff dies and then Convict becomes Sheriff.
Steve-O: Oh, it's like a Santa Claus roll.
ThirstTrapLeon: Kinda, yeah. Yeah, without magic. However, there's some magic to cover up some of the plot holes.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wait till you get to the third season.
ThirstTrapLeon: Uh-oh.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He screams at everyone.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Because he's the Banshee.
ThirstTrapLeon: I bet... Yeah, it turns out he's just an Irish ghost.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He starts screaming for a solid episode, Devin.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Funny enough, though, i really I honestly, like, put it on just to fall asleep to, and then I just oddly got into it.
leong kennedick: you
Steve-O: Oh.
ThirstTrapLeon: And I did not know.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Did you get to the Jon Jones episode?
ThirstTrapLeon: i
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, definitely.
ThirstTrapLeon: Well, no, no, way wait, wait. The episode where he, like, beats the guy up in the casino.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, yeah, it's not John Jones, but...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Well, the John Jones-like guy, whatever.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, no. You know what's funny?
DUNCANTHETHOT: know what mean?
ThirstTrapLeon: So Banshee is a show that is like, we have the the the budget of like a WB show, but the content is like fucking hard R.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's a Game of Thrones.
Steve-O: oh
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, that is true.
ThirstTrapLeon: But like the quality and how it looks, it looks like Riverdale.
Steve-O: so
ThirstTrapLeon: Like the, it is what it is, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, it does.
ThirstTrapLeon: um Anyway.
DUNCANTHETHOT: The fighting is kind of fun.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's violent.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, it's it's a really violent, it's
DUNCANTHETHOT: And there's there's an evil Amish guy in it, too.
ThirstTrapLeon: There is, there's a bunch of evil Amish guys, I think. Um, but anyway, this just reminded me of that because the boys final season trailer, I, we talked about a few times.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah. Steve's into that.
Steve-O: am.
ThirstTrapLeon: you know, Chris, I think you and I are the only ones who were kind of keeping up with it, but it's been a quality show kind of throughout. So I'm, I'm excited.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think, though, it is it is good to have an ending now.
ThirstTrapLeon: Uh,
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah it's it's ready. It's time. It's time. ah Beef Season 2. Beef Season 1 is one of the best shows I watched only one episode of and really liked and then never went back to.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah This just gives me, oddly, this just gives me, kind of gives me White Lotus vibes. Because Season 2 is just like different cast, different group, different scenario.
DUNCANTHETHOT: All centered around a small interaction leading to a larger explosion.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah Yeah, I remember the slap.
Steve-O: Oh, it's like the slap. Y'all remember the slap?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Do you remember the slap, Devin?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: Oh, I remember that slap.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Do you remember that guy slapping that kid?
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
Steve-O: Hey, you're acting like an asshole.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Call the police!
Steve-O: this is going to grow into something bigger.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's going to grow into my political campaign. um It didn't really post there.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Love that show.
ThirstTrapLeon: I don't know why, but Lanterns. Anybody watch the Lanterns trailer?
Steve-O: Yeah, I did.
leong kennedick: I did.
Steve-O: That that was cool.
leong kennedick: i was into it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I did. i did.
ThirstTrapLeon: You're into it? Yeah, some people were...
DUNCANTHETHOT: um i just found out that Damon Lindonoff is writing it, so I'm in.
leong kennedick: I was into it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay, yeah. It didn't look bad.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That's a big big yeah big yes.
ThirstTrapLeon: Somebody said ah somebody said i had their theory. Their theory is that they're going to find out who's been killing all these people in this small town, and it's going to be Al Jordan, and it's just basically going to be like soft parallax.
leong kennedick: Parallax.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Parallax.
ThirstTrapLeon: And I was like, fuck.
DUNCANTHETHOT: They're bringing out parallax.
ThirstTrapLeon: That would be kind of cool. um That being said, yeah.
Steve-O: Be cool until think there's a bug in my butt.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I got a big old bug on my butt.
ThirstTrapLeon: i I do kind of understand the complaints about the the the color grading in this. It's just like, yeah, it's really fucking washed out.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's too drab.
ThirstTrapLeon: But anyway, it's who cares?
leong kennedick: I like the vibe though.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think the that that will showcase hopefully the the green of the lantern more.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, do you think they're trying to do...
leong kennedick: He flies a little bit in it.
ThirstTrapLeon: It does fly.
Steve-O: He does, yeah. He does a big... pull
ThirstTrapLeon: and Yeah, it kind of seems like that. It's like... Is he just going to keep finding excuses to for this to just be like a small town weird show? It's like you're a fucking... This could be solved in 30 seconds, but he's going to be Hal Jordan about it.
Steve-O: Rings out of juice.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah. Maybe. Maybe that's it.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Gotta charge that ring with the old lantern.
ThirstTrapLeon: I just hope this doesn't turn into a show where I'm just like, this is pretty good, but I have to wait until episode four before he's even fucking allowed to...
Steve-O: Oh, you don't want it to be a peacemaker?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: so
ThirstTrapLeon: All right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Peace, Fingers, season two.
ThirstTrapLeon: Let's sit about that. The better. um I posted this just because i don't i actually like i think we need more weird, funny comedies and we're just not going to get those in theaters. But Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's Vince Vaughn ah time travels to try to solve an issue. The cast is fun and it doesn't look out bad. So I was into it.
ThirstTrapLeon: Uh, somewhat bad news. Uh, that game that we were all like, that looks pretty cool. Uh, Gang of Dragon, uh, is apparently in trouble.
Steve-O: Oh, geez.
ThirstTrapLeon: Uh, the studio, because they are no longer getting any more funding from, i believe, Tencent, or NetEase. NetEase pulled additional funding from them, and I think I read something like they need, like, an extra, like, 44 million dollars.
Steve-O: ge
ThirstTrapLeon: And as of now, they have not procured that. So that's not good.
Steve-O: This is probably going to be one of those games that just gets shelved.
ThirstTrapLeon: I hope not, man.
Steve-O: Unfortunately, that trailer was awesome. Come on This was the resurgence of the big boy.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, look good, man. Yeah, the big boys.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I think that's actually why they pulled the money.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah they They said, no, we want more skinny hot men. Leon's killing it right now.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, he's too he's too big.
Steve-O: oh is that what happened?
leong kennedick: Mm-hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's too big.
ThirstTrapLeon: and
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, way too big.
Steve-O: You know, Requiem came out and then when look at that little skinny twink doing spin kicks, damn.
ThirstTrapLeon: Leon Kennedy ruined it for any everyone.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: That guy, he can't even fit through a door.
Steve-O: We don't want big, beefy, burly meat heads.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, we don't need beefy boys.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Every door he comes to is going to be an obstacle.
ThirstTrapLeon: It's going to be a problem.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's going to to go through sideways.
Steve-O: It's going to a problem. but We're going to need 44 million.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah You know who's having a big problem? Fucking Steam.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, they are.
ThirstTrapLeon: So the, again, kind of like a problem that we all kind of saw coming um from a mile away is the Steam Machine was announced and we all went.
ThirstTrapLeon: And they said early 2026. And we all went, that's that's crazy. Turns out that was crazy because a lot of people are saying, yeah, we don't really know if it's going to come out.
ThirstTrapLeon: Probably will be delayed due to the cost of everything.
Steve-O: Yeah.
ThirstTrapLeon: Thanks, Donald. You fucking goof.
DUNCANTHETHOT: but
ThirstTrapLeon: ah Speaking of that, ah Nintendo is suing the U.S. government over the unlawful tariffs. It's just kind of fun to see Nintendo get involved in some of that stuff. a Famously, litigious Nintendo is getting involved.
ThirstTrapLeon: So that's pretty cool.
DUNCANTHETHOT: i hereby accept our our new conquerors and wish them farewell.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: I mean, um A grandstanding as a citizen of Nintendo America.
ThirstTrapLeon: Chris, would you rather be put in the Wario camps or the Waluigi camps?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Wario camps. I get to eat as much garlic as I want.
ThirstTrapLeon: know Oh, yeah. That's a stinking camp, dude.
Steve-O: Yeah. A little side note, ah the head of the WarioWare games has left Nintendo. He is stepping aside to teach gaming at university.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh, shit. No, he's not.
leong kennedick: Hmm.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's going to be stealing gold.
Steve-O: Yeah. No, I forget his actual name.
ThirstTrapLeon: You know what?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Come on We know...
ThirstTrapLeon: I'll be honest, man.
DUNCANTHETHOT: He's like Wario.
ThirstTrapLeon: Uh...
DUNCANTHETHOT: This is Wario's way getting out.
Steve-O: Yeah, Goro Abe.
ThirstTrapLeon: if there's somebody that could probably speak to the fucking ADD Zoomer or Gen Alpha nature, it's that guy. He's like, what if you only focused on one thing every two seconds?
Steve-O: He walks over to your desk, slams his hands, and then farts on you.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You talking about Wario?
ThirstTrapLeon: WarioWare? Yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: Pay attention!
ThirstTrapLeon: He farts on you. it's No cap. And then...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Rides his fucking motorcycle out of the office.
Steve-O: Put this ice cube in your eye!
ThirstTrapLeon: What?
Steve-O: Two seconds! You're done!
ThirstTrapLeon: Go, go, go, go.
Steve-O: You failed! Out!
ThirstTrapLeon: Knit the sweater. What? the
Steve-O: Failed! Out!
DUNCANTHETHOT: Clean that guy's nose.
ThirstTrapLeon: And weirdly, he keeps all of their attention.
Steve-O: Pass. Pass.
ThirstTrapLeon: Pass.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Work.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah ah These are late additions, but I said, fuck it. I'm going to post them anyway. Super Mario Galaxy final trailer. When's that movie even coming out?
ThirstTrapLeon: It feels like it's.
Steve-O: This year. This year.
ThirstTrapLeon: know it's this year.
leong kennedick: April, I think.
Steve-O: Dude, we got a huge casting news today.
leong kennedick: Next month.
Steve-O: Donald Glover is playing Yoshi. Luis Guzman is playing Wart from Mario Brothers 2.
ThirstTrapLeon: You know.
ThirstTrapLeon: The one that is fake, the fake Mario Brothers game.
Steve-O: from From the Dreams.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, from the dreams.
Steve-O: Luis Guzman is not fake.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Are
DUNCANTHETHOT: are we sure about that?
Steve-O: I did see him in community, but he did play himself. So maybe he is fake.
DUNCANTHETHOT: I thought he was a character in Community.
Steve-O: Oh, fuck. You might be right. Luis Guzman might be fake.
ThirstTrapLeon: OK.
Steve-O: Donald Glover is Yoshi.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Uh oh. He's real.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, that's kind of like...
Steve-O: um
ThirstTrapLeon: Is that like Vin Diesel as Groot type deal? Like, I don't expect...
DUNCANTHETHOT: Whoa.
Steve-O: That's kind of a weird cast because it's like, you know, you just say like yohi Yoshi, Yoshi.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Come on, wait. Pump the brakes, Devin. Calm down, all right? It's an important role.
ThirstTrapLeon: No, that's what I mean. He's not going to fucking say anything.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay, all right. Vin Diesel had a very he had a very important Mm.
ThirstTrapLeon: We don't overpay, dude.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Mm.
Steve-O: ah Issa Rae will be cast as Honey Bee. you remember Super Mario Galaxy.
ThirstTrapLeon: That sounds...
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, I don't, but that sounds pretty cool. I just want to know what this... Well, never mind. I won't go there. was going to Love Triangle.
ThirstTrapLeon: But, yeah, Between Peaks and Galena.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Love triangle. Is he going fuck Yoshi?
Steve-O: bet you. Dude, what?
ThirstTrapLeon: But, no, no, no.
Steve-O: Have you seen that, Tom? Why?
ThirstTrapLeon: I know about that timeline.
Steve-O: by like
ThirstTrapLeon: ah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Think of the knowledge. They're
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, and then also, listen, I just posted, because, again, I've been playing Marvel Cosmic. I've been playing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game. I've playing Absalom.
ThirstTrapLeon: These 2D brawlers, man, we're fucking back.
DUNCANTHETHOT: coming back. They're coming back.
ThirstTrapLeon: And I saw this, I went, okay, whatever. Jane Silent Bob Chronic Blunt Punch. Click the trailer because it looks so much better than it has any right to look.
ThirstTrapLeon: It actually looks very high quality. And I was like, all right, that's kind of sick. That i releases this month.
Steve-O: That is cool.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It looks cool. It does look cool.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'm sorry, next month, next 420. How could I miss that?
Steve-O: That's funny.
ThirstTrapLeon: I mean, don't know funny it is, but it's, you know, fuck it, right?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Gonna be smoke it up.
Steve-O: It's appropriate.
ThirstTrapLeon: Fuck it. Yeah, it is appropriate. And that is, that's the rapid fire. That's the rapid fire news.
Steve-O: Thank you so much for that, Devin. This is actually, is a lot of news that kind of came out this week and you, you kind of handled it ah with much aplomb.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You didn't scream a lot like I thought you would. and That's cool, I guess.
ThirstTrapLeon: Let's see. If there's only one I was going to scream about, there's going go to be the a Gang of Dragons studio having money problems.
Steve-O: That's a bummer. Dude, that game looks so cool.
ThirstTrapLeon: That's where screaming.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Would you like slam your fists on your desk and walk out?
ThirstTrapLeon: And then walked away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: yeah
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah Oh, yeah.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay. That's that for you this week. There should be a moment like that every week.
Steve-O: We'll be back.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. we Didn't we say we were going to do a segment with you, Devin?
DUNCANTHETHOT: Hand slammer.
Steve-O: Reoccurring.
ThirstTrapLeon: but Yeah, but can you remember what it was?
Steve-O: It was like you pick something every week as like the Kopech.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's a real hand slammer.
ThirstTrapLeon: oh no, the thing the hill I would die on or something like that?
Steve-O: Like. Yeah, the hill you would die on this week.
leong kennedick: Yeah. yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Oh,
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, man. What was the hill I would die on this week?
Steve-O: Did I make a list for the previous one? i might have.
ThirstTrapLeon: may Yeah, maybe it was like three weeks ago.
Steve-O: i'm I'm all talk. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
ThirstTrapLeon: ah You know what? I'm going to die on the hill that we should get rid of the Xbox brand. And listen, new boss. Xbox is kind of a muddy brand at this point.
ThirstTrapLeon: Same concept. Just call it something cool. Like Helix. That's actually not terrible. It's not a terrible name.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You like that name?
ThirstTrapLeon: So I'll die on that. I will die on that hill, Chris.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's full of blood then, right?
ThirstTrapLeon: Yes.
Steve-O: Blood Hill.
ThirstTrapLeon: I mean...
DUNCANTHETHOT: the The console itself.
ThirstTrapLeon: Of course. Yeah.
Steve-O: You've been playing too much Resident Evil Requiem, Chris.
leong kennedick: Uh-huh.
ThirstTrapLeon: yeah
DUNCANTHETHOT: Okay.
Steve-O: Not everything's made with blood. You can't make fucking things out of blood.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You can make anything out of any big bucket of ragu that you find, okay? Okay.
Steve-O: We gotta end this podcast before Chris does something deadly.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's easy. i got plenty of sauce in my cabinets. I can make as much fucking ammo as I want.
Steve-O: You put that purple sauce down right now, motherfucker!
DUNCANTHETHOT: I'm going to drink it.
Steve-O: God damn, that's going to explode you.
Steve-O: But we'll be back next week um where we will be doing more lists where we find out Devin is the most disagreeable person on the podcast.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, i'm I'm the biggest piece of shit on the podcast.
leong kennedick: Heat Map King.
Steve-O: We didn't say piece of shit.
leong kennedick: He's the Heat Map King.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, I'm a piece of shit.
Steve-O: I used to be a piece of shit.
ThirstTrapLeon: All right, huge piece of shit.
Steve-O: yeah
leong kennedick: He's the heat Heat Map Goblin, Devin.
Steve-O: The heat magnet.
ThirstTrapLeon: Yeah, yeah, I'm a heat magnet.
DUNCANTHETHOT: Yeah, you just, you're getting all the heat.
ThirstTrapLeon: Okay.
DUNCANTHETHOT: You're the heat man. You're getting near the heat sink of the podcast.
ThirstTrapLeon: Oh, man, all right.
DUNCANTHETHOT: It's where all the heat goes.
Steve-O: And we'll see you next week.
ThirstTrapLeon: I'll accept those terms.
Steve-O: Bye everybody.
ThirstTrapLeon: Bye.
