Frankenstein's Monster Wisdom

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Goon4Vesper: Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy episode for the week of January 25th, 2026. I got my X's and my Y's, Chris and Cross. Anyway, my name is Devin Kopech. With me, Chris Galanti.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Old man winter struck again.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, back from his self-imposed exile, but also with him joining Steve O'Tierry.

Steve-O: Old man and winner back again.

Goon4Vesper: And the number one Ethan Winters fan club member, John Suarez. No, you don't, dude.

diet oddjob: You know I hate Ethan Winters.

Goon4Vesper: He's a mold He's made mold.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Got him. Yeah, we need more we need more characters made of mold.

Goon4Vesper: You love that about him. Yeah, dude, come on.

Steve-O: Can Ethan Winters get rid of black mold?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I do like

Steve-O: Like.

Goon4Vesper: No, dude, he is black mold.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He eats it.

Steve-O: No, but can he get rid of it?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He eats it.

Steve-O: Can he like absorb it?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, sweet black mold. He

Steve-O: Because that would be like a tremendous service, I think.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: just eats mold all day.

Steve-O: He goes into your home, he walks around, he's like, oh yeah, I feel it behind this wall.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I my daughter. He eats your mold.

Steve-O: You'll give me my daughter back, right? Sure. Sure, Ethan.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Memento situation going on with Ethan Winters. um I'm not a fan of a mold man, especially him being a main character of a video game. But hey, to each their own, John. I'm not a big fan.

Steve-O: Would that have ruined Leon, John, if Leon was made out of mold?

diet oddjob: Of what?

Goon4Vesper: Dude, that would ruin...

diet oddjob: He...

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, Resident Evil 9, you find out he's a mold man.

diet oddjob: He might...

Goon4Vesper: What do you do? Do you, do you like burn your statues? Yeah,

diet oddjob: I think he is, though. Didn't they basically show that he is?

Steve-O: He's got some shit in his neck.

diet oddjob: He's sick.

Goon4Vesper: but how many times, but he got infected in four too, and you know, and he's fine.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I have lot of mold in me. That's what he's going to say in the next game.

Steve-O: ah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'm not all mold, but I have enough of it.

Goon4Vesper: but

Steve-O: I gotta get it all.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's cool.

Goon4Vesper: I got to save Ashley with my mold.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: ah Yeah, I mean, it does explain away a lot of fun video game-y shit, but it is mold still.

Goon4Vesper: Well, I mean, like, the thing is, is like eight, seven and eight were like, he's putting his hand back on.

Steve-O: ah Yeah, he's like pouring like Robitussin all over his hands.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, I know.

Steve-O: It's like, what is going on with this man?

Goon4Vesper: I'm surprised. I'm surprised he got two games deep before they were like, we should explain this.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: it's it's They went a little too hard into trying to use the story to explain gameplay elements and mechanics.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, but like they they didn't need to make it that he's losing limbs and then reattaching them.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You know what I mean?

Steve-O: Well, it's not until you are playing Ethan Winters, the person, for about like 15 minutes of that game.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I guess, though, that's scary.

Goon4Vesper: That's on them. um That's on Capcom.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah, let like that you find out.

Steve-O: And then you are shot and killed. And then you are brought back as a mold man.

Goon4Vesper: play You're not even shot. You're just punched to death.

Steve-O: it doesn't... um

Goon4Vesper: Now he goes, welcome to the family, son, and punches you to death.

Steve-O: To death. Yeah, okay. well i would I would describe that as a shotgun blast from a farmer.

Goon4Vesper: And then, yeah, I mean, he's a, yeah, Papa, Papa, whatever his name is.

Steve-O: Papa pump.

Goon4Vesper: can't remember his name. Yeah, Big Papa, Scotty, Scotty, pun Steiner, that's it. The big bad booty daddy punches you in the face. You're going down and you're not going to get up.

Steve-O: You die. You die.

Goon4Vesper: Did

Steve-O: And then the only way to come back is become a mold man.

Goon4Vesper: they establish what Ethan Winters' job was before all this?

Steve-O: ah Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: ah he senior He was a senior mold man at his office. That's what he did for a living.

Goon4Vesper: What did he use in, let's see.

Steve-O: Senior M.M.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Vice president of mold.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, before RE7. What was his job?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Plumber.

Goon4Vesper: He was a system engineer in LA.

Steve-O: Plumber would be really funny.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He was a what engineer?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, so that's it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: A what engineer?

Goon4Vesper: A system engineer.

Steve-O: A systems engineer.

Goon4Vesper: You know, let's keep it as generic as possible.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: A plumber. That's a fun name for a plumber, Devin.

Goon4Vesper: I think he was the guy that was like, I'm going to...

Steve-O: okay

Goon4Vesper: create PVC pipe for plumbers, maybe.

Steve-O: That'd be kind of fun, though, if his mold powers let him like travel through it and he just kind of became like a Mario.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah maybe see it explains away so many fun little elements you got a little story that goes with it hey everybody's mold that's lovely what a lovely world

Steve-O: Resident Evil 7, great game up until the boat part. Resident Evil 8, the first two parts are really good, and then it kind of goes off a hill.

diet oddjob: And then you get the haunted house.

Steve-O: And the Haunted...

diet oddjob: Or is that the second part?

Steve-O: That's the second part. Once you start having to fight Magnet, man...

Goon4Vesper: I love the haunted house.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah that is pretty good

Goon4Vesper: Well, that's eight, right?

diet oddjob: So, ah the the yeah, the game dies and then and then it's slightly revived by playing as Chris.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: magneto

Steve-O: Yeah. yeah

Goon4Vesper: Eight a is great.

Steve-O: Yeah, it gives you crits.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, eight is great up until I'd say the factory.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: And it drags. It drags a little bit.

Steve-O: You're fighting robots and stuff.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, and then you do the quest thing and then you kind of beat the game, right?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: ah Devin, I actually have an interesting question because I've been perusing your your little game draft here.

Goon4Vesper: and That's my memory.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Um...

Goon4Vesper: Oh, okay. Did you notice how I refuse to let you edit it anymore?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um

Goon4Vesper: I unfucked everything you did.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: No, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about your your your your draft your fantasy draft.

Steve-O: Fantasy.

Goon4Vesper: yes okay. Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Did you did you counterpick Resident Evil 9?

Goon4Vesper: No.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, I thought you did. Never mind.

Goon4Vesper: Hold on.

Steve-O: No, nobody counterpicked RE9, I think.

Goon4Vesper: my. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i was like I was about to be...

Goon4Vesper: Actually, Chris, I think I did sort of, let me explain. When we were doing the draft, which, by the way, officially did our Fantasy Critic 2026 draft, I created a test league where I did counterpick Resident Evil Requiem.

Steve-O: Right.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh.

Steve-O: Thank you for reminding me, Devin. Thank you for reminding me.

Goon4Vesper: ah Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: I'm...

Goon4Vesper: So, Chris, ah I don't know. the Gold star to Chris, because that's a a good catch.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i was out I was curious because I was like, this what do you know?

Steve-O: Well, you're you're tied in on that, Chris, because that's Chevron Galantech versus Jeev Oduza's

Goon4Vesper: Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah it

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, no not half ah half of that team would never counterpick Resident Evil 9, all right?

Steve-O: The Viper of Solterra.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I can tell you that.

Goon4Vesper: So the lure behind that was i was testing something out and I needed ah you know somebody to jump in with me. And then the... yeah The picks are are just extreme, and we I was going to get rid of it, and the the guys talked me into keeping it.

Goon4Vesper: But my real counter pick is, what is my real counter pick? Let's see.

Steve-O: It's some like cozy game.

Goon4Vesper: It probably is.

Steve-O: It's a island of something.

Goon4Vesper: Pokemon? No, no, that's Steve.

Steve-O: Starsand Island.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah, some... Oh, my

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: lost a little respect for you there because I thought you were going for like a deep hard cut there.

Goon4Vesper: God. Could you imagine...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Like a hard left turn.

Goon4Vesper: I think the craziest counter pick is 007 First Light.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: left her

Steve-O: I thought that was crazy too.

Goon4Vesper: notice Yeah.

Steve-O: I think Sting goes off or I'm sorry. Rain goes off his rocker sometimes.

diet oddjob: Well, somebody... who Who won High Guard?

Goon4Vesper: Stink counter picked GTA 6.

Steve-O: Devin did.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Devin my devyn might have the Expedition 33 of the year with High Guard. Are you seeing all this press from it, Devin?

Goon4Vesper: yeah

Steve-O: I mean, I saw the post that a Keeley made where he's like, in 48 hours, you will be apologizing to me.

diet oddjob: No, but did you see that it's like Finland or some some country had early release?

Goon4Vesper: Oh, no, I haven't.

diet oddjob: And it's like 5 to 10 million people are playing it at the same time right now.

Goon4Vesper: Well, as we know, popularity doesn't mean good quality. So.

diet oddjob: Yeah, but if a lot of people are consistently playing those and in a country or or a couple countries right now for a couple days, like, that's saying something.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. No, no, you're right. You're right. Listen, I'm.

diet oddjob: And all you need is what? All you need is, like, an 8, 7 out of 10, or 8 out of 10 to get points?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, like, it'd be, an it's an, if I can get, like, more than 10 points for $1, it's win to

diet oddjob: Like, that's fucking...

Goon4Vesper: A fix.

Steve-O: John, you you walked away with, I think, was the golden goose this week of Crimson Desert.

Goon4Vesper: ah okay

diet oddjob: what Which one? Crimson Desert?

Steve-O: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Yeah. I upped it because I i saw a bunch of people were tweeting about it. So I was like, I'll push this up to like 22 bucks.

Steve-O: was a smart move. what What did you have it originally at?

diet oddjob: I think 11 or something.

Steve-O: Okay, you would have beat me.

Goon4Vesper: Wait, wait, wait. So, you John, you didn't even see the RKO video? Because that's what told me.

Steve-O: Dude, oh my god.

diet oddjob: No.

Steve-O: The RKO video is what made me vote for it too, Devin.

Goon4Vesper: i was like, yeah. so Yeah, that game is like, don't, it's definitely interesting because it's like, there's like too much.

diet oddjob: Of Crimson Desert?

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: There's like inarguably too much in this game. But just like randomly, there's a bunch of wrestling moves in it.

Steve-O: I'm going see if I can find the RKO.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, and it was just it was just this guy giving goblins a bunch of RKOs, and I was like...

diet oddjob: but I have all the Souls likes. Does anyone even have any other Souls likes but me?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Damn, you took them all

diet oddjob: I have every single one, I think. Yeah, I got... Well, Dustblood isn't a Souls like, but i got...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: How'd they let you walk away with all them?

diet oddjob: Well, Blood of the Dawn Walker is what Witcher like. But I got Neo. I got Code Vein. There's another one that I got.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's be like two of those you're gonna hit, too.

diet oddjob: Oh, Marvel's Wolverine. That's another Souls like. Lego Batman, Souls like.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Wow, you walked away at Marvel's Wolverine.

Goon4Vesper: Well, I wouldn't say walked away.

diet oddjob: Yeah, that was my...

Goon4Vesper: it was like his first draft pick, I think.

Steve-O: Yeah, which is a good one.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, yeah, Chris. So, so.

diet oddjob: I'll trade it to you, Devin.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, maybe, maybe.

diet oddjob: and

Goon4Vesper: um

diet oddjob: Wait, what do you have?

Goon4Vesper: I got Onimusha, Marvel token, vampire crawlers replaced. Romeo is a dead man. And I had something nice.

diet oddjob: Dude, Onimush is not coming out this year.

Goon4Vesper: Dude, it's you know what, dude?

diet oddjob: Sorry.

Goon4Vesper: Fuck you, bro.

diet oddjob: Oh, I was wondering, and I knew it was you, who got the unannounced Mario game.

Goon4Vesper: I very much doubt it, but I just can't.

diet oddjob: Dude, it sucks.

Goon4Vesper: I can't roll these dice.

diet oddjob: it We should have just, I hope it for next year it lets us save the counterpicks to be picked up later. Because this is just like, it's the Wild West right now. Anybody can pick up anything they want.

diet oddjob: And it doesn't matter.

Goon4Vesper: Well, do you know what? Blame up. I was okay with having two counter picks this year, but I knew it wasn't.

diet oddjob: No, i don't want i don't want to, but I just don't, I want it to be able to like,

Goon4Vesper: No, but I think the fun, i think there's ah the fun of having just one, like you have to pick.

diet oddjob: just stra Just pick it, but not drafting it.

Steve-O: i'm seeing I'm seeing people pick riskier stuff this year, which is exciting.

diet oddjob: Yeah, just because they can. Yeah, because you can, though.

Steve-O: Last year, it felt like everyone was just just going down the line at the beginning after a certain point.

diet oddjob: Yeah, but yeah, it would have been cool, though, Devin pick it high guard. It would have been cool to to have to have rain put his money, put his money where his balls are and fucking counter pick it after talking all that shit.

Steve-O: It would have been. It would have been.

Goon4Vesper: Okay.

Steve-O: I wish I could drop my counter pick and like grab something. Just be like, oh, that's gone. I'm taking that.

Goon4Vesper: No, man, I don't make the rules.

diet oddjob: Yeah, super drop.

Goon4Vesper: You know, that being said, guys, I did find a movie fantasy critic.

diet oddjob: Stint's projected fantasy points is 32.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, really?

Steve-O: That's so low, dude.

Goon4Vesper: Is it really?

Steve-O: That's so low.

diet oddjob: Yeah, because cause he counterpicked Grand Theft Auto VI.

Goon4Vesper: my God.

diet oddjob: I mean, it might not come out, but even if it doesn't come out, like it's not like it's going to gain him anything, you know?

Goon4Vesper: Dude, mine isn't much better, though, to be fair. I'm only at 58. I'm not confident this year. and And I'll be honest, I blame it on the initial tilt of me having to give you my second round draft pick.

Goon4Vesper: Because it just made me feel like I needed to fill it up with anything.

Steve-O: Dude, you did. You filled it up.

Goon4Vesper: I know, i know. And... i and

diet oddjob: Yeah, but you know what? when When High Guard gets released and it's a 95, you're going to be feeling real good.

Goon4Vesper: That would be funny.

diet oddjob: Alright? You'll be feeling real good when High Guard's a 95.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: can't believe... Yeah,

Goon4Vesper: Again, if I can get 10 plus points for a dollar, im I'm not going to be mad about it. But, uh,

diet oddjob: I can't believe... This is the thing. Rain let his fucking heart get in his way. Does he really think 007 First Light's going to be fucking, like, at that that ass?

Steve-O: I think he was hoping to be able to grab that himself.

diet oddjob: Oh, and he was this it was a spite pick.

Steve-O: And i think he's I think he's too proud of a man. so when he's bluffing,

diet oddjob: He's too proud of a man, but picked fucking the Halo halo campaign evolved.

Steve-O: Halo campaign evolved.

Goon4Vesper: Wait, wait, no. I thought... ah No, Stinn counterpicked GTA 6.

Steve-O: No, Stindy, he's talking about First Light 007.

diet oddjob: No, my reign...

Goon4Vesper: Oh, yeah, yeah.

diet oddjob: Yeah, I'm talking about 007.

Goon4Vesper: I'm sorry. Yeah, that's... ah Unless he just really thinks like...

diet oddjob: Because I'm not going to lie, i might pick up 007 Collective's Edition based solely on the fact that it comes with

Goon4Vesper: He's like, oh, I'll lose i'll lose like eight points.

diet oddjob: The gun from the man with the golden gun. I might get it.

Steve-O: comes with a gun is that how they're selling pre-orders now they just give you guns

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I'm i'm a proud...

diet oddjob: It's $300.

Goon4Vesper: RE Requiem pre-order were of the Locked Edition.

Steve-O: me too nice to meet you sir oh you're gonna be looking good in those in those cosmetics uh

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. And those goon cosmetics.

diet oddjob: Yeah, look at this. look at this

Goon4Vesper: I said I might have some free time coming up.

diet oddjob: this costs just This costs less basically than um than the one Leon statue.

Steve-O: I think if you're willing to buy the Leon statue, you definitely are probably willing to buy this.

Goon4Vesper: But like, what the do you know how cheap that gun is going to look? It looks like shit.

Steve-O: What if it's a real gun?

diet oddjob: Yeah, but it's the fucking golden gun.

Steve-O: What if you buy it? It's an actual gun.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, or or it's an actual real gun. That'd be kind of...

diet oddjob: ah Yeah, that that's possible.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Hold on.

Goon4Vesper: yeah Yeah, I think that's that's pretty plausible.

Steve-O: John, your march is going to be like kind of like crazy because you're getting this crimson um desert, which I posted the Lincoln shit talk.

diet oddjob: Oh yeah, um Mio came out.

Steve-O: and

diet oddjob: Nio's coming out soon.

Goon4Vesper: did i steal did I steal a game from you, John?

Steve-O: Neo, Neo. Supposedly.

Goon4Vesper: The Goldman game? Was that you who wanted it?

diet oddjob: Yeah, I did i did put ah put a ah bid in for that, but um I'm okay with that.

Goon4Vesper: Have you seen the trailer?

diet oddjob: Yeah, it looks great.

Goon4Vesper: It looks interesting, you know?

diet oddjob: Is it coming out this year?

Goon4Vesper: All right.

diet oddjob: I don't know.

Steve-O: supposedly I'm genuinely surprised there wasn't as many people jumping on fable.

Goon4Vesper: All right.

diet oddjob: Dude, it looks good. Devin, Devin, Fable looks good, though.

Goon4Vesper: i'll I'll explain. I'll explain why I don't think so. Because this is why. i think fake I think it looks good. I think it looks really good.

diet oddjob: It looks good, Devin.

Goon4Vesper: I think that Xbox or Microsoft...

diet oddjob: Devin, hold on. It looks good.

Goon4Vesper: I think Xbox or Microsoft is very, very, very willing to delay that out of the year if GTA 6 comes out.

diet oddjob: Fable looks good, Devin.

Steve-O: I'm going to push back on that thought. I don't think Xbox makes it into 2027 without Fable and Forza Horizon hitting.

diet oddjob: They don't have a choice. Yeah. Without Fable, yeah. And you know what? That's fucking rich coming from the guy that drafted Onimusha, which doesn't even have a fucking release date yet at all from Capcom.

Goon4Vesper: You know, John, John, again, respectfully, shut the fuck up, dude.

Steve-O: Doesn't even. Dude. Why would they even release that game?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: Pragmata comes out.

diet oddjob: That's fucking rich coming from you, Devin.

Steve-O: Resident Evil.

diet oddjob: That's rich coming from you.

Goon4Vesper: Not dude. I'll eat my shoe. If own emotion doesn't come out this year.

Steve-O: You were more willing to pick an unannounced Mario platformer.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: if

Goon4Vesper: but do I put money on the table.

diet oddjob: and You know, that's spite.

Goon4Vesper: I think I just didn't put $35 it.

diet oddjob: That's spite.

Steve-O: Dude, I only put 30 on it.

diet oddjob: Steve, that's spite. That's spite.

Steve-O: i only put 30 on it.

Goon4Vesper: okay

Steve-O: And that's because after the trailers came out, I was like, oh, people are going bid on this.

diet oddjob: Steve, this is Devin's spite. This is Devin's spite.

Steve-O: And yet no one did. Everybody went crazy for Crimson Desert because of the RKO.

diet oddjob: This Devin's spite.

Goon4Vesper: thought i

Goon4Vesper: that's true

Steve-O: It does look fun.

diet oddjob: i't even and I didn't even see that.

Steve-O: That does look fun.

diet oddjob: i was just like, oh, this is probably going to be like, you know, this probably be 82.

Steve-O: Dude.

diet oddjob: I'll spend $22 for an 82. Fuck it.

Steve-O: I saw that um people were saying that Crimson Desert, ah there was a video that came out this week that it was like the bestest show and of some some game thing.

diet oddjob: Oh, man. Yo, hanging in the rafters with next to my Lego Batman best of the show trailer to.

Goon4Vesper: el Lego Batman is going be solid.

Steve-O: ah I've been seeing a lot of pushback from people complaining about the specs. the specs of Lego Batman. They say ah the specs are a little bit too, too intensive for a Lego game.

Steve-O: And also games probably going to godlike.

diet oddjob: um Doesn't that mean that the game's gonna be godlike if the specs are high?

Goon4Vesper: You know what's cool is I don't have to ever worry about that. It's just going to work or not work on my PS5.

Steve-O: And also just local multiplayer possibly, I think.

diet oddjob: No, but, like, this isn't, like, i was under the impression that this isn't just fucking Lego Star Wars or Lego Harry Potter.

Steve-O: Right.

diet oddjob: Like, this isn't a phoned-in project.

Steve-O: This is like an Arkham game that they snuck behind enemy lines to be a Lego game.

diet oddjob: It seems like this is... Yeah. Yeah, it seems like it's... It seems like it's a little bit more, you know... and Dude, once they drop that absolute Batman...

diet oddjob: Pre-order bonus. Absolute Batman skin.

Steve-O: Dude, if they...

diet oddjob: Sheesh!

Steve-O: Come on, sheesh.

diet oddjob: It's over, dawg. 95 is the floor for that game. If they put Absolute Batman in it. Just saying.

Goon4Vesper: fifty I, yeah, but long story short, ah I'm not, yeah, again, I'm not feeling hyper confident, but we'll see.

diet oddjob: Anyways.

Goon4Vesper: I think the name of the game this year is, is i think what we all did. We all filled up our rosters. We tried not to spend too much money and then we're just going to like drop and and pick up because yeah, yeah, Steve does.

diet oddjob: Well, Steve's got some slot slots still, though.

Steve-O: I've got i have four slots, but...

Goon4Vesper: Like I'm, you know,

Steve-O: I think i'm think I'm trying to walk back what I did last year, because I tried to fill out my slots very early on last year, and that's how you got a Mind's Eye.

Goon4Vesper: Right, right. but But again, the reason why I was comfortable with it is because there's no threat of the counterpick. Like, no one's going to stick me with unannounced mainline 3D Mario platformer.

Steve-O: Right, but only do you only have one drop? I think you only get one... one

Goon4Vesper: I do.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: but i but But here's the... And I haven't tested this, but I'm pretty sure this is the loophole. When you bid on something, you make it a conditional drop.

Steve-O: Oh, okay.

Goon4Vesper: So I should be able to bid on something and say, well, I'll drop eternal life of Goldman for this.

Steve-O: So.

Goon4Vesper: And because all like the most money I've spent on my bids has been like $5. I'm not feeling like I'm taking a nasty hit. Now, granted, I haven't tested this theory and I may have just like washed my whole year, but I'm pretty sure because when I make a bid,

Goon4Vesper: Let's see. I make a bid and I have a conditional drop.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

Goon4Vesper: So. Yeah, I should be able to. ah Yeah, you may you can still make bids, but you must drop a game first. You have two options.

diet oddjob: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Use conditional drop.

diet oddjob: had to do that. had to do that for my last pickup.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: I had to drop something.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. So.

Goon4Vesper: So to me, that's the move. But ah this is definitely since there's no stress for me to three Pete this year.

diet oddjob: There's a game i I looked at.

Goon4Vesper: We're in a rebuild year.

diet oddjob: I'm not going to say what it was, but there's a game that's supposed be coming out this year that's not on the list pick up.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh.

diet oddjob: not going say I'm not going to say what it is.

Goon4Vesper: can you Can you text it?

diet oddjob: Oh, I can pick it up now.

Goon4Vesper: me What the fuck?

diet oddjob: Well, not now, but I can bid on it now.

Goon4Vesper: I guess when you try to bid on it, yeah, well, I'll see it.

Goon4Vesper: All right.

diet oddjob: We'll see.

Steve-O: What are you saying?

diet oddjob: We'll see.

Steve-O: I want to see.

Goon4Vesper: All right. No, he didn't tell me.

diet oddjob: Yeah, i'm not I'm not bidding on it until Wednesday.

Goon4Vesper: But I'm saying we'll find out when he bids on it.

Steve-O: Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. All right.

Goon4Vesper: And then when I when i drop a something.

Steve-O: right

diet oddjob: it's hurrah It's Horizon Zero Dawn 3.

Goon4Vesper: Dude, I would never let you

diet oddjob: You guys just don't know it's coming out.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: no

Goon4Vesper: I would never let you.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: How could you?

diet oddjob: i would I would never let myself waste time typing it into the search bar to pick it up so you're saying you're okay Devin it's all yours it's all yours fucking Onimusha that's not coming out this year dog we can do a we can do a side we can do a side bet one two three four five uh my uh fifth round pick next next round

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I really, ah I do need it. You know what, dude? You can go fuck yourself, dude.

Steve-O: Salve. sideba

Goon4Vesper: All right, dude. I would take that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: side bet.

Goon4Vesper: I'll take that action.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: What's the action?

Goon4Vesper: What's...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's the... What he put up?

Goon4Vesper: fifth round pick.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You just had...

Goon4Vesper: ah I'll take it for $45. $45. Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: use just set you

Goon4Vesper: Oh, I thought you were, I thought you were real.

diet oddjob: Dude, no, I can't be fat i can't bet fab.

Goon4Vesper: My bad. Oh, going to keep it a buck.

diet oddjob: No, but I think is you can you're not even allowed to give money to people. Just money, remember?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. I forgot. Dude, you're about to, yeah. Oh, Chris, you know, these are things you don't, you don't catch.

diet oddjob: Oh, here. no no. You know what Here's the bet, Devin. Here's the bet.

Goon4Vesper: Okay. All right.

diet oddjob: The bet is whoever wins gets the option to do a pick swap next year.

Goon4Vesper: What do you mean the option?

diet oddjob: if yeah If I win, if Onimusha doesn't come out this year, then I have the option to to swap pick slots with you next year in the next year's draft.

diet oddjob: if If I want, I have the option to.

Steve-O: Wow.

Goon4Vesper: but But then we'd be talking about placement. We'd be talking about placement.

diet oddjob: Yeah, so no, no, no, it's not even placement. It's just like if if the or if we do the draft order and like you have first, if you have pick first pick and I have fifth pick, then i have the option that and I won the bet, I have the option to...

Goon4Vesper: Oh, and you just don't like...

Goon4Vesper: ah You know what? No, this, this, I'm to say no. And this is why, because I think your claim, i think your claim is such bullshit that you got to put some real skin in the game to stand behind your crazy take.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Hmm.

diet oddjob: This just is, yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: me

diet oddjob: What?

Goon4Vesper: Cause it's a hundred percent coming out this year.

diet oddjob: I don't think it is, dude. I really don't.

Goon4Vesper: Well, give me something to give me something to stand on.

diet oddjob: That's why I'm that so i'm that's why i'm giving you the option this to swap picks with me if you want.

Goon4Vesper: no, no. You're giving me, you're giving me a pittance. I need something to chew on. Cause that's an insult.

diet oddjob: Oh, you want me to say, oh I'll give you Lego Batman.

Goon4Vesper: You're insulting me.

diet oddjob: I'll give you Lego Batman back.

Steve-O: Whoa.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah, you know, give me Lego Batman.

Steve-O: Whoa.

Goon4Vesper: If it doesn't come out, I'll give you Onimusha for next year for free. I'll first round draft pick it.

diet oddjob: No, no, we're not doing that anymore because that was too, it was too controversial.

Goon4Vesper: I'll make myself the first round draft pick so I can get It yeah was was a little testy.

Steve-O: yes

Goon4Vesper: little testy, not gonna lie.

diet oddjob: I'll think of I'll think of something creative.

Goon4Vesper: Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: that was such that was a devil's bargain right there that i just witnessed that's pure devil's bargain

diet oddjob: It'll be like, um, it was, no, but dude, he went for it.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. okay Yeah.

diet oddjob: He went for it. The fact is, yeah, I mean, if, if you came closer, like if Metroid was like in a 95 or a 90 or something, like it would have been little bit worth it.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, well, you know what you know what I was saying, though, Chris, this is what you didn't get to experience. John was about to just just nuke the planet over a dollar.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: He was. He was crying because because he was like, well, these are the terms of the deal.

diet oddjob: I wasn't crying. That wasn't part of the deal, dog.

Goon4Vesper: These are the terms of a deal.

diet oddjob: It's not. It's not, though.

Goon4Vesper: Like, bro, it's a dollar.

diet oddjob: Steve, Steve, Steve. i'm i'm just i'm sure

Goon4Vesper: That's one high guard, John.

diet oddjob: i'm sure I'm sure Steve. That's what I'm saying. That could have been my eye guard.

Goon4Vesper: all right so so the the context is this uh john and i made i'm gonna say a front door shady deal uh to to you know for metroid crime 4 yeah it was pretty shady but but we yeah everybody was ah it was everything was you know above board and what we had agreed on was i would give john uh was it a second round draft pick

diet oddjob: It was pretty fucking shady. Yeah, it was pretty shady. but Everybody was aware of it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, no, I know about all of this.

diet oddjob: Yeah, you're your second-round pick.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Okay, yeah, yeah. So, no, no.

Steve-O: he remembers this.

Goon4Vesper: So, so I give him the draft pick, but in trying to do that, there was no option to just give him that.

diet oddjob: There's no option to just just draft picks, trade picks.

Goon4Vesper: Like, he needed to give me something.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Where if I was the commissioner this league, I would have to

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Yeah, yes. Devin had to draft devyn had the draft the game that I wanted and then trade it to me after the draft was over.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah. So...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i was the commission of this league i would have to investigate that.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, we all we all agreed on it last year. But the point is, is i was like, dude, mechanically, it won't let me. You have to at least give me a dollar. Let's just call it a dollar.

Goon4Vesper: And John stamped his feet, folded his arms, and it was a whole process. I basically had a backdoor break the whole system.

diet oddjob: You didn't have to. You just had to override the thing like a commissioner.

Goon4Vesper: I don't even know how I did it, but I did it and I and I gave it to him. But but the fact is.

diet oddjob: All I'm saying is like, you were like, oh, throw a dollar in there. And I'm like, ah, that's not part of the deal.

Goon4Vesper: But like, what could you have done? what could What would you have done if we just couldn't mechanically do it?

diet oddjob: don't know. I mean, no, no. the

Goon4Vesper: Okay,

diet oddjob: No, what we would have done was I would have a dollar in the bank from you later if there was another deal between us. At some point, we would have to add another dollar back.

Goon4Vesper: okay. okay I was just, you know, and like, listen, on one hand, I get it.

diet oddjob: and that was That's what i

Goon4Vesper: Those were the stakes, but like mechanically it was mechanically, it was giving me a hard time.

diet oddjob: That was the fucking deal. it A dollar wasn't part of the deal.

Goon4Vesper: It was giving me a hard time.

diet oddjob: If it was 50 cents, if it was 5 cents, if it was 1 cent, I would say fuck you, dude.

Goon4Vesper: You know, dude, you're walter you're Walter White when you bought when he bought the the car wash.

diet oddjob: That wasn't part of the fucking deal, dog.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Principal.

diet oddjob: I'm the danger.

Goon4Vesper: No, when he caught but bought the car wash and he was like, I need the dollar, the first dollar that you earn.

diet oddjob: Was he wrong? Was he wrong? Was he wrong for that?

Goon4Vesper: He was a piece of shit for it, dude.

diet oddjob: I don't think he was.

Goon4Vesper: He used it to get a gum or something.

diet oddjob: Well, you know what? I'm sorry. In this kind of, in this kind, in this line of business, you you can't be soft when it comes to these things.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You got to be tough.

diet oddjob: That's all I'm saying, dog.

Goon4Vesper: All right.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You want to be a boss.

Goon4Vesper: All right.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You have to be tough.

diet oddjob: Yeah. All right.

Goon4Vesper: I'm just saying.

Steve-O: if If he gives you if he gives you an inch...

diet oddjob: I just be like, ah oh, yeah, I'll give you a dollar.

Goon4Vesper: That's who that's literally...

diet oddjob: I'll give you a dollar.

Goon4Vesper: yes

diet oddjob: I'll change the, I'll change the fucking, the order of the trade because, you know, because the system won't let me do it easily. And I was like, just fucking override it. And you're like, oh, okay, I guess I could do that.

Goon4Vesper: I don't know.

diet oddjob: Oh, my bad.

Goon4Vesper: i honestly, we did it. We got it done, but I couldn't even remember how I did it.

diet oddjob: but because you're the commissioner, so you can just drop, you can drop 007 First Light from Steve Ross right now if you wanted to.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Damn, you should.

Steve-O: That'd be messed up. That'd be messed up.

Goon4Vesper: Man.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That'd be fun.

Goon4Vesper: You know, ah honestly, Steve, if you didn't if you didn't hook up fantasy critic to the to the discord, I could have I could have did some backdoor shady deals.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Chaos time.

Goon4Vesper: Last year and got my triple crown. No one would have known.

Steve-O: Oh, we would have all known.

Goon4Vesper: ah No, no, no, no.

diet oddjob: We would have seen it

Steve-O: We would have all known.

Goon4Vesper: I'm saying if he unhooked the Discord. Because those first two years...

Steve-O: Nah. Brave mouth. That's why he's not in this year.

diet oddjob: Because you're saying people just stop getting engaged, right?

Steve-O: That's why he's not in this year.

diet oddjob: People just stop being engaged after a while.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, those first two years, man, like, ah it it was very much like you had to just be, like, invested. And I feel like only, like, half of the squad was invested.

Steve-O: Yeah. You could float some super cheap bids in. Hey,

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. But now that we have the, you know, the snitch machine... It's a little bit harder.

Steve-O: hey everybody.

Goon4Vesper: Everybody's a little bit more on their, which, which I will admit it's a net positive.

Steve-O: Look at these bids. We got bids.

Goon4Vesper: It is a net positive for the game. Keeps people more invested, but you know, the same time, I could have been sitting here with my, my unsullied three Pete, my Tom Brady.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: If you just cheated, like the Patriots.

Goon4Vesper: If I just, it's, but no one would have known Chris.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Steve-O: No one would have known that he was the cheater.

Goon4Vesper: And that's no one would have known.

Steve-O: No one would have known he was the cheater.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I know that they deflated those balls, Devin, and I would know if you did my balls in some soy sauce.

Goon4Vesper: It was the weather, Chris.

diet oddjob: You just got to dip those balls in the soy sauce and you can taste the soy sauce.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: Umami. Umami.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I know it's cheating, but I can taste the umami. Umami.

Steve-O: Umami.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Umami?

Steve-O: umami

Goon4Vesper: You know, umami.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Umami.

Steve-O: mamy

Goon4Vesper: I hate it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Anybody out there doing that?

Goon4Vesper: I hate it. It's disgusting.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: to Let us know.

Goon4Vesper: Clap your hands.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Dip your balls in soy sauce. Apparently you can taste the soy sauce in your mouth. According to Steve O'Tierry, resident ball dipper.

Goon4Vesper: Thank

Steve-O: I didn't do it. I didn't do it. it's just something I heard.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I know, but you didn't do it this time. But like other stuff, fads, but dipping your balls in things, you've done. So that's why i said ball dipper.

Steve-O: don't think I have. I think you're just.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You've done it all the time. What are you talking about?

Steve-O: You know what? If we pull up our lists of ball dipping, Chris, I think you got three or four more.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Rusty males!

Steve-O: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: okay

Steve-O: yeah You were on Fear Factor that one season. I have a terrible fear of dipping my balls into the rusty nails. That's very specific.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And adamant and logical.

Steve-O: i'm afraid I'm afraid of having all my bones replaced with adamantium.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, man.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's... You're getting something past somebody with that fear.

diet oddjob: Thank

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You're getting strong bones.

Steve-O: Strong bones.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Hell yeah.

Steve-O: Joe Rogan will be like, oh, we made your bones all strong and fat.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Any...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Hey, speaking of bones, I'm going to transition this a little bit.

Goon4Vesper: ah I was like, where are we going with this? ah Do you see Bone Lake this week?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Uh, Devin, Devin, and Devin, I'm sure you talked about the bone temple and sung its praises.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, okay.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, I, I, I, yes. I glazed, I glazed the bone temple.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Um, I, I also want to, just want glaze a little bit too.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, no, dude, please. By all means.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um absolutely a experience. Um, second only 28 days later. um ah just a wonderful movie.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Wonderful. I, and it's shockingly good. I really went into it with mixed feelings considering, uh, you know, I think I've, I've rewatched 28 years later and it is kind of weak, you know, like it's not a strong film even, even before the end, the crazy end, like it's okay.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's fine. Um, but yeah, this is, uh, it's just so much better. In every every every way.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um Yeah. I i just loved it. Ralph Fiennes is wonderful in this. He's wonderful.

diet oddjob: Voldemort?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, that guy's ah real good. He's a real good a real good actor.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah Yeah. He's always good.

Goon4Vesper: He's kind of one of those guys that starting to realize...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And he. Like I feel like his role. Expanded quite a bit in this. And he had ah a bigger part. And it's hard to even say. Who is the main character in this there's this a lot going on and it's very, it's different and experimental in some ways. It's really cool.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah. I, I loved it. Really go see it immediately.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. John, did you end up watching 28 years later yet?

diet oddjob: Not yet, no.

Goon4Vesper: It's still the list.

diet oddjob: watching I'm watching all the James Bond movies first, and then I'll watch everything else.

Goon4Vesper: This is like you trying to beat expedition 33. Oh,

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: This is a, this is going to be a, this is, this is,

diet oddjob: How? Oh, I'm sorry. Did you even beat Simon? No, you didn't. I did it all, dog. I am the only one in the Discord server that has any fucking credibility when it comes to the opinion on that fucking game.

Goon4Vesper: ah

diet oddjob: Because I beat Simon. Nobody else did.

Goon4Vesper: you You beat him with like a cheat code basically.

diet oddjob: Why didn't you do it then? If it was so cheaty.

Goon4Vesper: Because I didn't feel like it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Wow.

Steve-O: Damn. Damn.

diet oddjob: Oh, I'm sorry.

Goon4Vesper: Well, I'm just saying, you you say legitimate, you literally, get gay I had to build the one shot him and and you're acting like you're acting like you fucking built the pyramids.

Steve-O: damn

diet oddjob: And you know what? You know what? That was my... I'm not gonna hide That was my favorite part of the game. That was my favorite part of the game.

Goon4Vesper: Okay. All right.

Steve-O: This is wild to me.

Goon4Vesper: All

Steve-O: It's like Devin walks over and just like tugs on John's sleeve and is like, have you haven't you seen the new 28 years later to movie?

diet oddjob: yeah And I'm like, oh, excuse me.

Goon4Vesper: right.

Steve-O: And John's like, smack!

diet oddjob: you beat Simon? Did you beat fucking Simon, dog?

Goon4Vesper: yeah yeah larry john did you John, did you watch this movie?

Steve-O: Don't talk to me until you beat Simon!

Goon4Vesper: We all really like, fuck you, do you Pete Simon.

diet oddjob: I'm just saying, dog.

Steve-O: sure You what?

Goon4Vesper: so

Steve-O: That should be the new meta for things. Like, hey, you should watch this movie.

Goon4Vesper: yeah Yeah, that's the new Explain Death Stranding.

Steve-O: Yeah, well, did you beat Simon? Go beat Simon!

diet oddjob: Chris knows.

Goon4Vesper: Death Stranding me.

diet oddjob: Chris knows.

Goon4Vesper: but that's strangeing to me

diet oddjob: chris how how trick Chris, how triggered would you be if somebody had...

Steve-O: Chris gets it.

diet oddjob: It could be good, it could be bad. If somebody had any opinion on Elden Ring, but they never beat Millennium. How would you feel? when that what Yeah, yeah it's not you don't even want to listen them.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: a clown! There's a clown in front of me. There's

diet oddjob: Even if they liked your favorite game.

Goon4Vesper: In opinion.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: a little clown dancing.

diet oddjob: if they Even if they loved your favorite game, it wouldn't even matter.

Goon4Vesper: but what Wait, has everyone...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And listen, I let people pass with the pre-patch for Don shit, too.

diet oddjob: Because they didn't even do anything.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: like

diet oddjob: You gotta beat Millennia, though. you know?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You gotta beat Millennium.

Steve-O: You got to beat Millennia.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Come on. Good lord.

diet oddjob: doesn't count.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Good lord.

diet oddjob: doesn't count as completing the game.

Goon4Vesper: Well, Steve didn't. You didn't beat Elden Ring.

Steve-O: I beat the game before I didn't even know what he knew about it.

Goon4Vesper: yeah yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: don't even

diet oddjob: like, well, by the way, did you just did you be you even beat Simon?

Goon4Vesper: Man, this is easy. This is really easy, guys. Yeah, this is

Steve-O: Look, look, there's an order.

diet oddjob: you beat Simon?

Steve-O: First to beat the game, first to beat Simon and Chris.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i

Steve-O: For Devin, you've got to get in line.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I didn't do anything.

diet oddjob: just saying, dog. I'm just saying.

Steve-O: do anything, but he's great. We love him.

diet oddjob: Devin's just like, oh, yo, did did you pick, ah you pick Verso or Mael's ending?

Steve-O: yep

diet oddjob: Did you beat Simon? That's my, that's my response to that.

Steve-O: Have you beaten simon

diet oddjob: Did you even, did you beat Simon though? or did you even see him? Did you even see what he looked like?

Goon4Vesper: Did you cheat and one shot, Simon?

diet oddjob: That's not cheating.

Goon4Vesper: Did you? Because, ah you know, it's kind of like I don't respect as much.

diet oddjob: It's not though.

diet oddjob: It's easy to say that when you didn't even beat that boss. Like it's so easy to say that.

Goon4Vesper: When I'd even bother. Yeah, no.

diet oddjob: I don't respect anybody that, uh, that uses, uh, you know what, you know what it is?

Goon4Vesper: No, no, no, no. Listen, I'll respect it.

Steve-O: Thank you.

Goon4Vesper: But when you throw it in my face like you're better than me, that's where I have an issue with it.

diet oddjob: Chris, Chris, you know, Chris, you know what it is? it's the guy that didn't beat millennia saying that you're a bitch for using spirit ashes in Elden Ring.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: ah

diet oddjob: That's what this is. that's That's what this is. You're a bitch for using scatter tree fragments in the, in the DLC.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah Oh my god!

diet oddjob: But, but he didn't, but that guy never beat millennia though.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Such a specific person. Such a specific person.

diet oddjob: So it didn't.

Goon4Vesper: yes we're really zeroing in on one dude that we all know

diet oddjob: wait

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah

diet oddjob: Well, that's, that could show how cool Simon, I mean, i'm I'm not saying that like, the spear like I did try to beat his ass legit, and it was just way too hard.

Goon4Vesper: No, no, you did. You did. You did. You did.

diet oddjob: there was ah I should have taken a ah video clip of it.

Goon4Vesper: You just you just couldn't. You just weren't good enough. which is I get it. i get it.

diet oddjob: Dude. Alright, dawg.

Steve-O: I thought this was a review of Bone Temple.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I seriously just want to say it's a Mary.

diet oddjob: Alright,

Goon4Vesper: yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's all. That's all. It was a fucking Mary. That movie's great.

Goon4Vesper: Wait.

diet oddjob: dawg.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Please see it.

diet oddjob: Devin's game of the year that he only played 79% of it like is his game of the year.

Steve-O: Devin's Gate.

diet oddjob: and That's cool.

Goon4Vesper: You know what I too gave it a Mary on my creep list.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And i i would like also to to point out that ah Bone Temple was really underperforming in the box office, is bummer. And I feel like this is going to be

diet oddjob: that is a shame

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: one of the under the radar movies of the year that nobody will talk about come the end of the year, which is a shame.

diet oddjob: what was the what was that what was that movie in 2025

Goon4Vesper: Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, 2025.

diet oddjob: yeah what was the under the radar movie that nobody that nobody went to see that was that should have done better in the box office that had expectations too i guess

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: that's an interesting question because 2025

diet oddjob: has to be thrown in there.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: ah

diet oddjob: It's pretty stacked with blockbusters, I think.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It was back-endedly stacked. Right? Like, the beginning of the year was actually when kind of bad.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Was it like...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: and i'm

Goon4Vesper: i I don't know if the expectations were there, but like Naked Gun? i know Naked Gun didn't like light the world on fire.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's true. And that was enjoyable. And it really faithful remake of the series, too.

Steve-O: Hmm.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: and That is a good example of something that I enjoyed that Just didn't catch on, I guess. And, you know, hey, that happens. ah I was kind of surprised it happened with 28 years later, though, to be honest.

Goon4Vesper: Maybe...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I thought that had kind of...

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, well, I mean,

diet oddjob: Long Walk. was that Was that expected to do better than...

Goon4Vesper: i don't know. I think it was a it's a fairly modest movie.

diet oddjob: What did it do? $62 million?

Goon4Vesper: I don't i can't imagine it costs all that much.

diet oddjob: Dude, they had people on treadmills.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That was that was also...

diet oddjob: They had people on treadmills watching the movie and marketing it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: that was an enjoyable film.

Goon4Vesper: yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I mean, enjoyable in that it was a good movie, not that it was an enjoyable subject matter.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, Long Walk. Yeah, yeah. Long Walk fucks, dude.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: that that was Yeah, that was a solid fuck of of a film.

Goon4Vesper: It's a good movie.

diet oddjob: Tron Aries. Tron Aries.

Goon4Vesper: ah

diet oddjob: Oh, know what? Ballerina. Ballerina should have done better than it did, I think.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Okay, you got that's yours?

Goon4Vesper: Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: that's i' I didn't actually even see that yet, be honest.

Goon4Vesper: No, no. I think that's a good one.

diet oddjob: Because that was a good movie, though.

Goon4Vesper: Oh. Ballerina was good.

diet oddjob: Ballerina was good movie.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's obvious. That's a good pick because I missed that. I went under my radar.

Goon4Vesper: Well, you just said, oh, there's a woman in it, and then you...

diet oddjob: Mickey 17.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I liked Atomic Blonde too which kind of is the reason why I didn't see it yeah Mickey 17 was yeah that that was just disappointing that was not like didn't fly under the radar at any point um yeah um I also watched a new ish movie think it came out last year i think the end of the the last year i watched Sovereign

Goon4Vesper: No, that movie stinks. That movie stunk. It didn't deserve it.

Goon4Vesper: yeah

Goon4Vesper: Oh.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: which has, uh, Nick Offerman.

Goon4Vesper: Like the Mass Effect villain? don't get it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: No, not that at all. Um, it has Nick Offerman and, uh, I forget the young boy who's a son, the actor who plays him, but he, he plays a sovereign citizen type who, uh, the film basically builds up to a confrontation with police officers that ends really badly.

Goon4Vesper: Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um he plays the obvious sovereign citizen who doesn't carry around a driver's license or have proof of insurance for his car because it is conveyance.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And he is a traveler on the, on the highway. i don't know if you're familiar with these types of people, but they're like ultra libertarians basically who think they are, they are not American citizens, but sovereign citizens of the country of America

Goon4Vesper: okay

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: ah And they use straw men, which are like their legal name as straw men to say, that's not me. That's the American citizen.

Goon4Vesper: Mm-hmm.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: So and so I see a lot of court videos of these assholes trying to argue their case in front of judges who just shut them down nonstop. But this was also based off of a true story. And um the the film... i didn't really research anything before seeing it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And the film does something very interesting at the end. Or I'd say the end of the third act. And it really is the movie. You know? Like... It really falls on that one scene.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And it puts everything else in perspective for the rest of the movie. Now, these... these Types of people, i think, are annoying and irritating. But there's a point in this movie where something happens and it goes beyond that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: So I really liked that reveal. I think it was really well done. it's It's a very simple film that just leads up to that reveal.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And I think Nick Offerman is perfect for this role.

Goon4Vesper: I was going to say, once you explain to me like the whole concept of the the personality, i was like, Nick Offerman's great for that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: he's like an evil Ron Swanson in this.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Like, like a really

Goon4Vesper: it's It's basically Ron Swanson.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

Goon4Vesper: If he was a psycho.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: but Yeah. Who's a psycho. And um yeah, it's just played really well. I'd say his son is really good too. I'm trying to think of the actor.

Goon4Vesper: Jacob Tremblay, is that? That's it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Jacob Tremblay, who is pretty famous, younger child actor. Who's now grown up. I know that name. I've definitely heard that before. um yeah, he was he's really good at this.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And Dennis Quaid is in this too, which is just interesting.

Goon4Vesper: I can't tell if he was ever good and I can't tell where he lands, man.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Well, in this scenario,

Goon4Vesper: Is he just a psycho? Is he just a maniac? Like, I don't. I don't know.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: they set something up in this and they set it up throughout the whole film. I like to call it like it's an akin to like sharpening you towards somebody like towards to hate them.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um And it doesn't in a really set away. And I enjoyed that. And that reveal just makes it even worse. You know, yeah it's it's I don't want to give anything away. It's it's it's.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I think a two-hour film, I think. um Check it out. It is sad and traumatic, but I feel like it was a good film.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Also, very timely and and pressing. There's a lot of people out there like that. I um want to give this... like This is a good sit, I feel, of a movie.

Goon4Vesper: okay

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um I think it's pretty... it's I wouldn't call it plainly shot, but it's definitely not really stylistic in any way.

Goon4Vesper: yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And I guess that would give it some knocks knocks down. um But i I enjoyed the script. I enjoyed the reveal. And I enjoyed the acting quite a bit. So I would check it out.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's on Disney+. plus So you can check it out anytime you want.

Goon4Vesper: It's a Disney plus movie.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah I think it's it's a Fox film.

Goon4Vesper: All right.

diet oddjob: Damn, Chris.

Goon4Vesper: Is this like a new age falling down?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, sort of much sadder.

Goon4Vesper: OK.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I think much more tragic, much more like, I kind of like Michael Douglas sometimes in that movie. Like I, it's hard to like this.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Like when he freaks out in the McDonald's.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah It's funny, you know, like he's the fun kind of psycho.

Goon4Vesper: OK. yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Uh, this one is not like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't classify this as fun in any way.

Goon4Vesper: okay

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um Yeah, good flick. Check it out.

Goon4Vesper: Nice. ah I'll super brief. i've I watched or rewatched Casino Royale today. John gave me... I got the itch. John was talking about 007 movies. and Jenny had never seen it.

Goon4Vesper: Casino Royale.

diet oddjob: What? she like it?

Goon4Vesper: And I was...

diet oddjob: Did she fall asleep?

Goon4Vesper: she I'll be honest. It was like... No, no, no. It was like a rare movie where she was like, oh I'm like actually like into this.

diet oddjob: Oh, okay.

Goon4Vesper: So i was like, okay. She was like, oh, I got like...

diet oddjob: Okay, dog.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: She like...

Goon4Vesper: Because like...

diet oddjob: Maybe you should watch Goldfinger tomorrow.

Goon4Vesper: we because we will yes yeah Yeah.

diet oddjob: I don't know. but just She can graduate to Goldfinger now, I guess. She's allowed. She's allowed to like double a seven.

Goon4Vesper: No, because like we watched like, i don't want say half, but we were like an hour in and I was like, oh, let's like walk the dog because, you know, the snow, we're in a snowy day.

diet oddjob: Where'd you guys break? What part you guys break at?

Goon4Vesper: um Like right before, like right at the Vesper meeting, so like right before he gets on the train.

diet oddjob: On the train?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, that's why it was just funny when you were talking about, i was like I'm literally watching the scene as we speak.

diet oddjob: Okay. Dude, I love... Yeah. I love that scene. I love their chemistry and that's in that scene when they're talking.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah.

diet oddjob: she's She was only like 25 or something in that movie.

Goon4Vesper: Dude, Eva Green fucking rocks, man.

diet oddjob: She's peak. She is peak human specimen beauty.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, you should you should watch 300 Rise of an Empire, John.

diet oddjob: That's what she is.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

diet oddjob: She's not as hot in that.

Goon4Vesper: Dude.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You should also watch all Penny Dreadful because, man, she's just naked throughout that entire show.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah, if you just want to see...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's a sight to behold.

Goon4Vesper: And and you know what? like she She was like ah

diet oddjob: You just want jack off all day. Just watch.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, like if you just want to jack off.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That is the gooniest.

diet oddjob: ah

Steve-O: Thank you.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That was one of the gooniest shows I've ever ever watched in my life.

diet oddjob: And that's the thing.

Goon4Vesper: You know what?

diet oddjob: She's not really good. She's not really goony in the in Casino Royale. She's just a beautiful person.

Goon4Vesper: No, no, she's she's like elegant and wonderful, you know? Well, you know, with.

diet oddjob: Graceful. She's flawless and graceful. like she's She's like a ballerina.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, with the exception. Yeah. um But ah ah my, my, yeah.

diet oddjob: Movie holds up.

Goon4Vesper: And ah my expanse watch is, is proceeding gracefully. i Almost done.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: paint

diet oddjob: Is this first time watching Expanse?

Steve-O: pants.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. The expanse. Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I have no need for pants.

Goon4Vesper: It's ah well, I tried getting into it.

diet oddjob: You're going to play the game?

Goon4Vesper: I tried getting into it like three different times and I just really struggled. And this one it's like finally taking. So I'm like more than I'm like,

Goon4Vesper: 80% through season two and and ah yeah to your to your point John like uh there's there's like a telltale game that I was curious about and then there's the new game coming out that on you know peaks my interest no I think it's like legitimately telltale it's not like telltale uh yeah I guess not how you look at it uh

diet oddjob: Wait, when you say Telltale, is it the people that did dispatch, like the actual developers? or So it's fake. It's fake Telltale. It's not the real guys.

diet oddjob: Right? Because dispatch is, that's all the good Telltale devs did dispatch, right?

Steve-O: They took them all. They took them all. That's what I was told.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, it's like yeah a bunch of vets, you know. But there's a game called The Expanse, a Telltale series. um Funny enough, I Google it and the first thing comes up and says The Expanse is the worst Telltale game I've ever played on Reddit.

diet oddjob: Oh, geez.

Goon4Vesper: It's just, you know, shout out.

Steve-O: oh man.

diet oddjob: Yikes.

Goon4Vesper: But Telltale games are very, in my opinion, they're like very, very.

diet oddjob: Hit or miss.

Goon4Vesper: Personal, not hit or but like.

diet oddjob: It's either a grand slam or like a fucking grounder at a second base.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, I don't hear you guys talking about the Back to the Future Telltale game that much.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, no, that one's rough.

Steve-O: We don't. Definitely not.

Goon4Vesper: The worst one...

diet oddjob: Well, there's like there's like three incredible ones, right? There's the Walking Dead one, there's the the the Fables one, and then

Steve-O: Yeah. Fables.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, the Borderlands one.

diet oddjob: And then the Borderlands one. And like, those are like top tier.

Goon4Vesper: But, like, the Guardians one's fun. The Batman games are both good, i think.

Steve-O: Yeah, i played i played a lot of that first Batman one and it was very good.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. And then...

diet oddjob: Did you guys beat Simon though?

Goon4Vesper: ah

diet oddjob: No?

Steve-O: But did you beat Simon?

diet oddjob: Alright.

Goon4Vesper: i guess I guess we just got to shut up and dribble because we haven't beat we didn't cheat the one-shot, Simon.

diet oddjob: But did you beat Simon?

diet oddjob: yeah Just shut up and dribble there, David.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah.

diet oddjob: Fucking LeBron.

Goon4Vesper: um

diet oddjob: I'll talk about politics, LeBron.

Goon4Vesper: No, and and i've been I've been still playing. I know how i feel about this, man. i've been playing I talked about it, I think, last week or maybe previously, but I've been playing Banisher's Ghost of New Eden.

diet oddjob: Yeah, I've been seeing you play that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: banishers banishers banishers

Goon4Vesper: And it's it's good.

Steve-O: what

Goon4Vesper: It's...

Steve-O: hmm

diet oddjob: <unk>s like It's like watching somebody pick up a heroin needle off the street and just sticking you're just watching them stick it in.

Goon4Vesper: Sorry.

Goon4Vesper: No, it's not that. But it's like it's like God of War type combat, right? But imagine if like it never got out of first gear, but it was still like a 30 plus hour game.

Goon4Vesper: And like the story is good, but I'm at at this point where I'm like... But also, you know, I'm just like we were talking about, like I'm in this weird spot with with games right now where I'm basically just waiting for RE9.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: So it's either this or like I just jump into like Resident Evil replay where I just play like two, three, four, seven and eight.

Goon4Vesper: You know.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Well, I...

diet oddjob: i'm hearing oh dude I'm hearing a lot of rumblings that Code Veronica Remake is going to be announced this year.

Steve-O: I've been hearing that too.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, no, no, me too.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Woo!

Goon4Vesper: Me too. But you know, i don't think it's going to come out for like three years. don't think that's going to come out.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I roll credits...

diet oddjob: You know what? I think that'll be announced before Onomusha comes out.

Goon4Vesper: Before Onimusha.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Whoa.

Steve-O: We're delaying Onimusha.

Goon4Vesper: Is there an anniversary coming up that I don't know about?

diet oddjob: For Resident Evil?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Because that would be a bet.

diet oddjob: The anniversary of printing money every year from Capcom.

Goon4Vesper: That's a good bet. Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: a

diet oddjob: Yeah, there's that anniversary.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um john i rolled credits on celeste

diet oddjob: They have it every year.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, nice.

diet oddjob: Oh, shit.

Steve-O: Whoa.

diet oddjob: I didn't even beat it yet.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah dude i didn't do all the strawberries i got like i think half but like i i i quit after the game is is it's difficult and challenging but celeste uh

diet oddjob: did you do ah Did you get all the strawberries? don't You don't have to. Yeah, that's psycho shit. I'm trying, but...

diet oddjob: It's a good game, though, right? Celeste.

Goon4Vesper: Wait, what game?

Goon4Vesper: Oh, but you beat it. Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, yeah. i got I beat it.

Goon4Vesper: okay

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I rolled credits the story.

diet oddjob: It's like... um

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I finished the story, which is cool. Really great story.

diet oddjob: They really like um make it feel like you're climbing a mountain with some of the stuff.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

diet oddjob: like they They add the anxiety aspect to it into a 2D platform where it's really interesting.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: and there And there's a lot of psychological baggage where like the mental aspect of climbing a mountain

diet oddjob: Yeah. The mental aspect of her of Dark Link. ah dark lane There's Dark Link.

Steve-O: Bye.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: of Badalyn, as they call her online.

diet oddjob: over Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Madeline is the main character and Madeline is her her alter ego.

diet oddjob: It's her Dark Link. It's her Dark Link.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And it's it's a great story about that too. um About what what that means. What your dark half is, really. Yeah.

diet oddjob: It's a weird...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah

diet oddjob: it's so it's like It's a weird vibe because it's like... It's like a cozy atmosphere type game. But it's also like mind-numbingly challenging super challenging platforming.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And it's kind of sad too. whole I kind of rolled into it.

diet oddjob: Yeah, the story is sad.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's kind of like about loneliness and, and, uh, self-confidence and stuff like all that stuff. Depression, you know, it's a game. It's a good game about depression, uh, in a lot of ways.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And, uh, as, as a game itself, it's just variations on a very simple formula. And it's, easy to play but hard to master.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You know, that kind of, which is, I think, the sweet spot for a lot of roguelites like this.

diet oddjob: Right.

diet oddjob: Yeah, for sure.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You want something that's just easy to pick up but really, really gets really intricate after a while.

diet oddjob: And they, they, they really emphasize on the easy to pick up thing because you don't have to save, you don't have to do this, you don't do that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Nope.

diet oddjob: It'll, You just turn the game off. You can rage quit. They like encourage rage quitting.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

diet oddjob: like You rage quit the game and then it'll start you off exactly where you were when you rage quit. They don't yell you like Rossetti does in Animal Crossing or Elden Ring.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I think I had to look up one puzzle online. that was it That really gave me a lot of fucking heartache.

diet oddjob: yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um

diet oddjob: As somebody that beat Simon in Expedition 33, think you're

Goon4Vesper: a

diet oddjob: i think i think i think you're okay I absolve you. as the god of As the god of gaming on this podcast, I absolve you, Chris.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um But it did, not to mention, it did get difficult. And it was cool. And it was challenging.

diet oddjob: It's a hard game, yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It was a challenging game.

diet oddjob: Now, there's a lot of um there's a lot of overlap between the Hollow Knight community and the Celeste community. The people that played Celeste first, that's their fucking ride or die.

diet oddjob: But they still love Hollow Knight. And then the people that have played Hollow Knight first, that's their ride or die. but they, they love, they still love Celeste. And it's a, it's actually a really, um, heartwarming, wholesome type of pseudo communities that they have because they're two very different games, but are also pretty similar in challenge.

diet oddjob: Like they're both a really hard games. Um, but it's cool. You don't see that with other, um, opposing game community. Like you would think that they would hate each other.

diet oddjob: The, the, the communities would hate each other because they're, two similar games that people say are, are their favorite games and that, and they're, they're very, they're both 2d platforming games, but.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Well, I i know, i read that Celeste is actually really close to the trans community. Like, this is a a game that's

diet oddjob: Oh yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah. It's

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Really important to them because it's this duality that is dealt with in the game.

diet oddjob: Well,

diet oddjob: I'm pushing my, uh, pushing my tie up like slime ball Steve here and I'm, So is Hollow Knight a little bit because a lot of people misgender the knight.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Huh.

diet oddjob: He actually doesn't... See, I just did it there. The knight actually doesn't have a gender.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He's a they them.

diet oddjob: Like Hornet does.

Goon4Vesper: just a sicko bug, dude.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Interesting.

diet oddjob: They refer to Hornet as the gendered one because it's a she.

Goon4Vesper: Well actually is, is, is the night Is the night, like, even a bug? i guess not, right?

diet oddjob: He... I mean... I guess not really. He's kind of just like...

Goon4Vesper: Okay.

diet oddjob: or See, I did it again.

Goon4Vesper: it You fucking monster, dude.

Steve-O: Stay. Stay.

diet oddjob: Dude, I'm a fucking monster dog.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: They? it' that It's they, right?

Goon4Vesper: You piece of trash.

diet oddjob: I guess it would be they, yeah. it Hollow Knight would be they. Or the knight. But yeah, that's like a... It's a thing that people will shit on you for in the Hollow Knight community.

diet oddjob: if you If you refer to the knight as a he.

Goon4Vesper: I'm not going lie.

diet oddjob: but

Steve-O: John's deep in the community.

Goon4Vesper: I'm not going lie.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, Steve.

Goon4Vesper: This might, this might make me sound like a piece of shit, but I would be like, wow, I literally, you could literally never hurt my feelings if that was your issue.

Steve-O: John's deep in.

diet oddjob: No, it's not it's not like they it's not like they call you transphobic.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i got I got something off.

diet oddjob: It's that they know they know on ah automatically that you don't know anything about the lore, if you say that.

Goon4Vesper: Okay. Now see, that would hurt my feelings.

diet oddjob: Yeah, it's a flat. It's ah it's like a it's a you know a facetious flat, I guess, is what you would call it.

Steve-O: It's a you haven't beat Simon flex.

Goon4Vesper: It's,

diet oddjob: Yeah, kind yeah kind of like, yeah, yeah basically.

Goon4Vesper: No, no, you know what ah it's it's actually you know what it is?

diet oddjob: Yeah, it

Goon4Vesper: It's it's someone saying, actually, it was Frankenstein's monster.

Steve-O: Yes.

diet oddjob: you see yeah

Steve-O: the

Goon4Vesper: That's what it is.

Steve-O: It's usually, yeah.

diet oddjob: it was definitely that.

Steve-O: yeah

Goon4Vesper: No.

diet oddjob: And are they wrong?

Steve-O: Try to find what the scientist is.

diet oddjob: Are they wrong, Chris, for for saying that?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: well as they say intelligence is knowing Frankenstein was the scientist but wisdom is knowing that Dr.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Frankenstein was the monster right oh

Steve-O: Oh.

diet oddjob: ah there's the doubles the double ah the double reverse.

Goon4Vesper: No.

diet oddjob: The the Uno double reverse.

Goon4Vesper: You know, now I don't know where. You know

diet oddjob: No, that chris Chris just did the fucking... He did the checkmate. That's the checkmate right there.

Goon4Vesper: what?

Steve-O: Well played, Chris.

diet oddjob: if somebody if somebody's shit If somebody tries to flex on you about Frankenstein, about that, then then you just say what Chris said, and then... and they I think they just die.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Checkmate.

diet oddjob: I think they just die on the spot at that point.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, I think they...

Steve-O: they just They just dropped dead.

diet oddjob: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what happens.

diet oddjob: That's so good. That's so good, Chris.

Steve-O: Frankenstein!

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um

diet oddjob: I gotta put that in my back in my back pocket for when somebody tries to snipe me from the fucking hills.

Steve-O: What was it? Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein has a monster.

diet oddjob: Well, actually...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: and Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein is the doctor, but wisdom is knowing that Dr.

Goon4Vesper: wisdom wisdom he said yeah

Steve-O: Wisdom. is knowing it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Frankenstein is the monster.

diet oddjob: Yeah, you could just be like, well, technically, isn't frank isn't Victor Frankstein the actual monster in the story?

Steve-O: Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

diet oddjob: If you think about it If you actually read it, sir.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: course. Of course he is.

Goon4Vesper: oh man oh did you even read it bro did you see the oscar nominated film movie

diet oddjob: If you actually read Mary Shelley's.

Steve-O: oh Oh. Did you even read it Or did you see the movie?

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Steve-O: but

diet oddjob: Did you just cheat code read it?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: the movie The movie laid it out pretty well that way too. so if you didn't get it.

Steve-O: It did a pretty good job, but still...

Goon4Vesper: Well, it's because he was a monster because he was a deformed freak with one leg by the end.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Well, guess this, get this, Devin, that deformed freak might be James Bond soon.

Goon4Vesper: Is that all?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, I read that.

diet oddjob: Ooh, Jacob Elordi?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You hear that rumor?

diet oddjob: Jacob Elordi might be?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: you hear that rumor?

Goon4Vesper: he's Apparently he's had meetings with Denis Villeneuve.

diet oddjob: Dude, i don't even know, man. Amazon has it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He's too tall.

Steve-O: That Frankenstein's too tall.

Goon4Vesper: He's too people.

diet oddjob: Dude, can I tell you? yeah Can I tell you?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He wouldn't fit in.

diet oddjob: i

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He's a spy.

diet oddjob: I used an Amazon customer service representative as a punching bag the other day, and I actually kind of feel bad about it because i ordered we couldn't find salt anywhere for the fucking snow.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, no.

Steve-O: What'd you do? Hmm.

diet oddjob: So like five days ago, I was like, oh I can get this 50 pound bag on Amazon. It'll be here. It says Amazon Prime will be here by Wednesday.

Goon4Vesper: Boom.

diet oddjob: Wednesday rolls around or was it Wednesday?

Goon4Vesper: Done.

diet oddjob: Or it'll be here by Thursday. Thursday rolls around and i've I, no, no, no, it'll be here by Friday. It's that because if we ordered on Wednesday, Amazon Prime, we'd be here on Friday.

diet oddjob: And then Friday rolls around and I get the fucking, the dreaded Amazon, your package is delayed, right?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: $50 bag of 50 pounds of salt. So I already knew I was paying a marked up price for something that's in demand.

Goon4Vesper: yeah

diet oddjob: Right. But I was willing to do that because it's easy. It'll just get delivered in time because it's on prime. It's what I pay like $200 a year for. Right.

Goon4Vesper: yeah

diet oddjob: So um it said it was delayed. it was coming in via FedEx, which is fucking weird to begin with because when, you know, when you see prime delivery, you kind of automatically are under the assumption that it's coming from like an Amazon warehouse, right?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: Right. It's coming from them.

diet oddjob: It's coming from a local delivery place because it's on prime and they can guarantee that it'll get there. And this is like the, this like the, remember I told you guys a few weeks ago about my package that went to my neighbor's house and I kind of freaked out because they had a picture of the fucking door that wasn't the same as the other pictures for other deliveries and this and that.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: Right.

diet oddjob: Well, um I'm i mad now because this is like this the second time in like a month where this happened. And ah called up and that like when that happened before they were the customer service person was like, oh, because it was like $15. They're like, oh, like, you know, can we, you know, give you a $20 credit?

diet oddjob: Like, would that help? And I was so angry then that I was like, no, that won't help. I was like, fuck.

Goon4Vesper: Wow. Ooh.

diet oddjob: you I was like, fuck you. Where this time they didn't even offer that. They were just like, oh, like it has to be past the the expected delivery date.

Goon4Vesper: wow

diet oddjob: I was like, which is which is today, right? And they're like, no, it's January 28th. I was like, oh, so i was I have to wait a whole week to get something that I need by the snowstorm tomorrow to even put in a request for you to refund it.

diet oddjob: And they were like, there's nothing I can do, blah, blah. blah I'm like, there must be something.

Goon4Vesper: Wow.

diet oddjob: i was like, there must be something you can do. Like, i was like,

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Get Bezos on the phone.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

diet oddjob: yeah and they were Yeah, and they were like, oh well, like, you know, like, I tried, I'm, you know, clicking this, and it won't let me, I'm like, well, they she could have said that, and I would have been like, oh, you know what?

Goon4Vesper: maybe Maybe you should just ordered it sooner. Yeah.

diet oddjob: Frankenstein's monster wisdom.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Bezos.

Goon4Vesper: You should have said, i don't know.

diet oddjob: But I was like, I was like, what?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: As somebody who beat Simon, I think I should get my ice when I want.

diet oddjob: I was like, that's not, I was like, that's, i was like, I was literally like, that's not good enough. I was like, what can you do right now to alleviate this position? Because I'm going to have to I was like, I'm not going to have salt for the for the snow coming.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: And, you know, that's like a thing. Like, yeah I need to have it or else I can get in trouble if somebody slips on my sidewalk. Like, I was literally, so I was throwing her the alley-oop for her to be like, oh, I can give you a gift a gift card for this and that.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: yeah

diet oddjob: But, like, she wasn't doing it. I was getting i was getting so upset because I was going to take that gift card and just buy another thing of salt and then pity like uh like you know spite return the thing when it comes in fucking january 29th or whatever when when there's no snow and she just wasn't doing it and before they were like oh it'll be delivered it'll be delivered it'll be delivered it'll be there by tomorrow blah blah blah we'll send you another one and this time i guess this time they're like oh well it's a third party seller so we can't do anything i was like well how come it wasn't said anywhere in the you know

Goon4Vesper: yeah

Steve-O: yeah

diet oddjob: next to Amazon prime that it wasn't coming from you guys. It was coming from a third party. I was like, when you see the prime section there, you kind of expect it to come from you guys.

Steve-O: Right, it's coming

diet oddjob: I'm like, I'm like, how could you, I'm like, how could you say it's a prime like delivered product if it's coming from FedEx? I'm like, that doesn't make any sense at all.

Steve-O: I'm not feeling real prime right now.

diet oddjob: Yeah. i was like, yeah, I'd like you to cancel my prime subscription.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oof.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, was she really like, come on.

Steve-O: Did you really?

diet oddjob: ah try I tried, I tried that.

Steve-O: Oh.

diet oddjob: No, I tried that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oof.

diet oddjob: And she's like, And she called my boss. She's like, okay.

Steve-O: Wow, that's funny.

diet oddjob: I was like, what?

Goon4Vesper: Whoa.

diet oddjob: No, this is the hell supposed to go.

Steve-O: That's funny. That's funny. That's funny.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's a sign of the times, man.

diet oddjob: yeah i got fucking Yeah, I got shit on, dude.

Goon4Vesper: way we ready Wait, wait, wait, wait, so she calls your bluff.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Sign of the times.

diet oddjob: I got waxed.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Sign of the times.

Goon4Vesper: How do you, how do you back at it?

diet oddjob: All right, so my fucking psycho mind.

Goon4Vesper: Cause that's, that's a hole you put yourself in.

diet oddjob: Yeah, yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: My psycho mind was like, and i I didn't have any of this information in front of me at all. So I was just like, yeah, and I want you to prorate me and refund me for the rest of the time I had on the year that I paid for already.

diet oddjob: And she's like, well, how much how many months is that?

Goon4Vesper: Oh, you just

diet oddjob: I was like, fuck you. God damn it. I was like, just check.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: See you.

Goon4Vesper: hung up? Whoa, dude.

Steve-O: Damn.

diet oddjob: I just i just hung out. I rage quit. I fucking lost.

Goon4Vesper: oh he's hung up

diet oddjob: i walked.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, man.

Steve-O: Oh, you ran.

diet oddjob: over

Steve-O: You ran.

diet oddjob: i walked no i walked yeah fucking I took the cowards way out.

Steve-O: Shit.

Goon4Vesper: the

Steve-O: Shit. You should have been like, I beat Simon, but then...

diet oddjob: That's the first time anybody's ever said, and that's first sight anybody's ever said oh, okay, yeah. well ah what's what You want to cancel your subscription? We can do that right now. I guess what I was what i assumed after doing an investigation later with that exact product by the same seller, all the fucking reviews were like, Oh, it never came in today.

diet oddjob: It never came in today.

Steve-O: oh

diet oddjob: And guess what? It came in.

Steve-O: It came in before?

Goon4Vesper: Oh, did it really?

diet oddjob: Like it came in like the next day. Like, yeah.

Steve-O: Okay.

Goon4Vesper: Wow.

diet oddjob: So it actually came in in time, but not only that, I actually went to, I didn't know that.

Steve-O: That's good. That's good to hear

diet oddjob: So I went to home Depot and bought a bunch of salt there. They had, salt this is my theory. They didn't have it on, in stock on the Home Depot website because I think they just wanted to prevent everyone and their moms from fucking using DoorDash to deliver salt.

Steve-O: Right.

diet oddjob: So I just went Home Depot to see what they had and they had a bunch of salt there that just wasn't in stock on their website. So

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, i mean, that's where I got salt because I do need it to just randomly pick it up.

diet oddjob: yeah, I guess they just had salt. So I just, I thought that like, cause like Sam and I were like freaking out cause we were oh fuck.

Steve-O: That's good. Hmm.

diet oddjob: Cause we're like checking websites and nothing's in stock online anywhere to pick up. But I just like, i was, you know, I'll just go and see what they have. And they had they had plenty. So. But yeah, dude, it's first time I fucking, my first L of 2026 was to Amazon customer service.

Goon4Vesper: Hmm.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You know, it's a sign of the times.

diet oddjob: They

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I think a couple of years ago, they would have given you Yeah, dude.

diet oddjob: would have shined my balls and shit and they'd done whatever I wanted them to.

Steve-O: janet bow I definitely think um they have been scaling back on some of their leniencies because I used to be able to just easily go up the street and like UPS store, just hand them the thing that they gave me.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: They would have given gift card. But now, man.

Steve-O: And I wouldn't even need to like put it back in a box. I could just like hand them the raw item packed up and just be like, here you go. And now they're like, whoa, you have to you have to seal that in like cardboard and you know do the stuff that you used to have to do regularly.

diet oddjob: Oh yeah, because before you could just like drop it off at like a Kohl's or whatever, and on unpackaged.

Steve-O: Yeah, you could just drop it off unpackaged.

diet oddjob: Oh, they make you pack it up now?

Steve-O: they They make you pack it up again.

diet oddjob: Wow.

Steve-O: Yeah.

diet oddjob: They're really...

Steve-O: I went to the UPS store and they were like, you need to pack this up. And I was like, do it?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Is this for a return or just like something you...

Steve-O: Yeah, return.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, okay. I see.

Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah.

diet oddjob: Yeah, usually no cause usually for returns you just drop it off.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I seriously see. I see.

diet oddjob: and then they i guess maybe Either they're cracking down or there's so many people returning shit that they it's just not feasible.

Steve-O: They made it too convenient, dude. They made it too convenient.

diet oddjob: And it's not, yeah, and it's not feasible. It's also probably not feasible for the people working at Kohl's and UPS and shit to like to be able to pack it up.

Steve-O: Yeah.

diet oddjob: But i was like, damn, dude.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I don't...

diet oddjob: like I was like, fuck, bro like Why is it coming through? like why am i why does it And that's the only other thing. You find out on Amazon's website that it's coming from FedEx. They didn't even provide a link for you to click.

Steve-O: Oh, my God, dude.

diet oddjob: You have to like you have to like copy and paste the tracking number from the Amazon amazon website.

Steve-O: whenever

diet oddjob: They make it really difficult.

Steve-O: Whenever I get the FedEx package, I'm a little scared. it's It's a roll of the dice with FedEx. I ordered a um it's it's called the Zwift Ride, which is basically like an exercise bike bundle for indoor biking.

Steve-O: um

diet oddjob: Okay.

Steve-O: It sounds super cool.

diet oddjob: Do you you hook up your real bike to it or something? And then...

Steve-O: Uh, so that's normally what it is, but, um, the one that I bought, it came with its own custom frame. So I don't have to use my own bike. Um, so it's basically like, um, kind of just like it's, it's this thing that you attach to the back tire. It's the, um, an indoor bike frame.

Steve-O: And then it's special handlebars with buttons. And what it does is it syncs into this, this app called Zwift, which is essentially like a, um, it is it's kind of just like this like digital virtual biking app uh no no no so the difference between peloton and this is peloton is for people who do spin classes who it's like you know come on we're riding up the mountain we're doing great this is it you have an avatar and you're just biking down virtual roads

diet oddjob: like Peloton.

diet oddjob: Yeah, you have you have an actual trainer there, like Vintechat.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, there's like streams.

Steve-O: And there's like people who are also playing and you see them like passing by you and stuff in the, in the virtual biking world.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh.

Steve-O: And I'm like, that sounds cool.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's cool.

Steve-O: This sounds like what I do. Cause I mainly do road biking. So like, I'm like, let me give this a shot for 2026, you know, try and lose some of the pounds that the holiday pounds I put on.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You're trying to lose like a...

Steve-O: Uh,

diet oddjob: The hand What?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: you

diet oddjob: Should

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: you you You posted, I think it was on Twitter, you're trying to lose 150 pounds, right?

Steve-O: ah yeah, I'm doing, I'm doing the one five, I'm doing the one five Oh challenge.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You're trying to get down to...

Goon4Vesper: Whoa, Steve, that's, you know what?

diet oddjob: I lose 150 pounds in six weeks?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You're you're trying to get down to like 80, 90 pounds, he said?

Goon4Vesper: That's awesome.

Steve-O: I said, I said, they're making a remake of the machinist and I want to be in.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's what you wanted?

Steve-O: Um,

Goon4Vesper: Can we post that everywhere that that's your goal and be like, come on, Steve, we're rooting for you.

Steve-O: i one 50, one 50 dude.

diet oddjob: and lose a hundred and fifty pounds in six weeks

Goon4Vesper: yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Is he sick? Like, that's what everybody's... sick

diet oddjob: he's He's training to be a Green Beret.

Steve-O: How much does he weigh now? I don't know.

diet oddjob: Chris, he's training to be a Green Beret.

Steve-O: I'm like something, but like, I'm trying to lose one 50.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You

diet oddjob: That's what he's doing.

Steve-O: Um, um

diet oddjob: Ooh.

Steve-O: But yeah, it's just a, so they, they shipped it from, they're like, okay. And it's coming in three packages. Two of them are coming from Macon, Georgia.

diet oddjob: Ooh.

Goon4Vesper: Oh.

Steve-O: I've, ah they've arrived there downstairs. They're huge. But the most important part, which is the one that plugs into like the actual gear of the bike chain that like tracks your pedaling, that's coming from Las Vegas.

Steve-O: And unfortunately, that's supposed to arrive tomorrow, which I don't think it is because of the snow like situation.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah, that'd be, you know, you should, you should call and threaten to cancel it when it doesn't show up.

Steve-O: so

diet oddjob: Oh, yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, man. Why'd you place this order?

Steve-O: think Wednesday.

diet oddjob: Yeah, just to see what they say See if they do the same thing to you.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: I'll be like come on, guys. Come on.

Goon4Vesper: Come on, guys.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: when did when did you place When did you place the order?

Steve-O: My friend beat Simon. I think it was either Wednesday or Thursday. it Probably not Thursday. um i might be talking out my ass here. Let me actually look that up so I can give you.

Steve-O: ah It was ordered on January 22nd. So, okay, Thursday. It was.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah. Yeah, you're nuts.

diet oddjob: It might be here. It might be here Wednesday.

Steve-O: yeah You know, either way, it's just I'm always i'm always wary of FedEx because you know They might just come to the door be like, eh, no one's here. Even though they didn't even knock and they'll just like put a tag up.

Steve-O: Because I've had people like that before.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh yeah, the worst.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: I mean, yeah, you you famously have a hilarious delivery issues.

Steve-O: Oh, yeah. did My Grubhub stories. You know what? I switched to DoorDash a lot more recently.

diet oddjob: It's been better.

Steve-O: It has been excellent because...

diet oddjob: Yeah, it's better, right?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: oh boy.

diet oddjob: Yeah, DoorDash is good.

Steve-O: They send you pictures when they pick up the order.

diet oddjob: Yeah, dude.

Steve-O: Like, I got your food. um It just it just is like, you know, afterwards is like, hey, how did this person do? Give the give the writer of a review ah review um I've been getting this one guy from Grubhub when he drops off food.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Steve-O: I love him because he waits on the porch until I open the door and he goes.

Goon4Vesper: You got a guy?

diet oddjob: No, and then in DoorDash too, you can set it up, Steve, that the that the delivery person has to put in a pin.

Steve-O: Oh, they do the pin.

diet oddjob: that they can that they that they can only get if they hand it to you.

Steve-O: Okay.

diet oddjob: So you have you have to tell them the pin to put it in before it counts as a delivery.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Whoa.

Steve-O: That's a good way to that.

diet oddjob: Yeah, if you're running into issues, you can add that feature in there.

Steve-O: understand that.

diet oddjob: And then kind sucks because, I don't know, some people don't like to interact with anybody at all.

Steve-O: yeah i understand that

diet oddjob: But like but if ah if you're having issues like Grubhub again, then you can just add that.

Steve-O: if people are pump faking your food at the door and running.

diet oddjob: Right.

Steve-O: Okay. yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I, I use, I, I was using Uber eats cause I had a gift card.

Steve-O: Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And i I haven't had any issues, but I don't use it too much.

diet oddjob: yeah uber A lot of people do Uber Eats and DoorDash simultaneously. Nobody does Grubhub because they have a different like pay policy. like you actually it's weird which It's weird that Steve was having all these issues because Grubhub actually, I think, pays like an actual like hourly rate to their delivery people.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Ah, there it is.

diet oddjob: It's not by delivery. So so you're you're probably getting good DoorDash guys too. And Steve, you're probably getting good Uber Eats guys too. I think that people do both of those.

Steve-O: Probably, yeah. they They do all probably.

diet oddjob: I know Grubhub is not part of the the combined um workflow of DoorDash and Uber Eats.

Steve-O: They're their own their own entity where it's like...

diet oddjob: But yeah. Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I had emergency Taco Bell delivered in my house.

Steve-O: Dude,

diet oddjob: Ooh, what'd you get?

Steve-O: dude I got Popeyes yesterday.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I got the ah the new... What is it? Oh, God. They just re-released it.

diet oddjob: grilled cheese burrito. Oh, the, um, the quesadilla.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Quesarito.

Steve-O: Arrito.

diet oddjob: Yeah, dog.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I got a Quesarito with beans. That was fucking amazing.

diet oddjob: Hell yeah, dog.

Steve-O: Taco Bell, if you're listening, bring back the ah grilled chicken Caesar grilled stuffed burrito from 2003.

diet oddjob: her case

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's never happening, Steve.

diet oddjob: What?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's never happening.

Steve-O: Dude,

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's never happening.

diet oddjob: They did a whole, like, 90s thing where you can get, like, a seven-layer burrito or five-layer burrito or something. And they had, like, 90s retro cups. It was pretty cool.

Steve-O: dude here's ah here's a ah weird take.

diet oddjob: I love Taco Bell.

Steve-O: Ever since Wendy's has gotten rid of their yellow cups and napkins, they're just not as good.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah. think so

diet oddjob: I shouldn't.

Goon4Vesper: Wait, who got rid of their cups?

Steve-O: Wendy's, Wendy's. It's

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Well, you know, they're closing like 200 locations, right?

Goon4Vesper: Oh.

Steve-O: because they got rid of the yellow cups and they're bad now.

Goon4Vesper: Oh. yeah

diet oddjob: Maybe.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: they are not doing so well financially so

diet oddjob: Really? i wonder what it is. like what I mean, I haven't had Wendy's in forever, but like.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i heard the quality dropped that's that's what i've read

Steve-O: The quality has definitely dropped.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um

diet oddjob: Because that's usually the case, right, Devin, as ah as the burger guy here. Like, Wendy's usually has the better burgers than, like, Burger King and McDonald's, right?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, I mean... I'd agree. It's just there's not a Wendy's near me. And the only thing I could really stay is... There's a Wendy's that was local when I was living at home.

Goon4Vesper: And it was for a very long time, like a very well regarded Wendy's. Like they had plaques that was like best of the, you know, the general area, right?

Steve-O: yeah

diet oddjob: Oscar-nominated...

Goon4Vesper: or Like whatever.

diet oddjob: Nobel Peace Prize winning.

Goon4Vesper: And then all of a sudden those plaques stopped coming in and there was a clear drop off.

Steve-O: it No, dude, if I go to Wendy's now, I have to go to the one in Voorhees. like Because the one near us is no good.

Goon4Vesper: Really?

Steve-O: I went there and like this old crotchety lady was just giving me guff. She was like,

Goon4Vesper: Dude, you know what? Wendy's has a thing about hiring crotchety old ladies, dude.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: fucking burger eating?

Steve-O: Dude, she was like, she was like, what sauces do you want for your nuggets? And I went barbecue. Can i get barbecue? And she's like, you sure about that? And I'm like, dude, dude, she did that.

Goon4Vesper: You

diet oddjob: Huh? ah and

Steve-O: And I was in no mood for it. So I like dead looked her in the face and I'm like, I'm certain. And I, I was ready to just, I was done.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Sure about that?

Goon4Vesper: sure about that?

Steve-O: Yeah. You know what you're on in life.

Goon4Vesper: You know what? Do you know whose practice dish is?

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: You and your friends are dead.

Steve-O: Dave Thomas is nuggets. Dave Thomas.

Steve-O: but just I'm just not for it.

Goon4Vesper: I.

Steve-O: I'm not for it

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, I agree.

Goon4Vesper: I think my food experiences have have have haven't been terrible lately, which is. a

Steve-O: You're living in the city. You're living in the food capital of the area.

Goon4Vesper: No, no, but I mean, I'm in Jersey.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Mm-hmm.

Goon4Vesper: I'm in Jersey for work and. um

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Hmm.

Goon4Vesper: You know, i did. I may have gone on this mini rant about it, but I was hit. I hit a weird string where there's this um Indian spot at the Morristown Mall. Super quick story. In the spot, the Morristown Mall, I would go probably once every two weeks.

Goon4Vesper: And if you go during lunch, they have like a buffet and then they close tilt for like five. So like they're open until like two and then they close at five.

Steve-O: Okay.

Goon4Vesper: And then do whatever. So I come in and I just get the buffet. It's like 15 bucks. All you can eat, do whatever. ah But clearly they had a schedule and I always interacted with the redheaded guy.

Goon4Vesper: the the The white redheaded guy at the Indian restaurant every time.

diet oddjob: the same guy.

Goon4Vesper: And it was getting to a point where like I walked in and he was like, dude, what's up? And I'm like, we're not friends. Like, don't interact with me.

Steve-O: Oh, you became a dude, you became a regular.

diet oddjob: Jesus.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Come on, Devin.

Goon4Vesper: And I was like, my guy. And I stopped going for like two months. And then I went, I've gone twice since then, since I've had this, like, I cannot relate to this.

diet oddjob: That dude's probably dead now because of you.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, he but he shot himself.

Steve-O: No, I understand that that happened to me at Starbucks.

Goon4Vesper: to Just like, just like, don't, don't talk to me. Like, like he was like, bro, like he had, I haven't seen you in a minute, man.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Hey, whoa!

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: What's up? And I'm like, bro, I'm just here to get the, um he was too familiar and I need someone.

diet oddjob: He's just being friendly, Devin.

Steve-O: he's He's just being friendly, but also

diet oddjob: Chill. yeah

Steve-O: i i understand that thing because like in your head, in your head, you're like, oh no, I come here enough to be regarded as a regular

Goon4Vesper: And it made me feel shitty.

diet oddjob: I'm that guy.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: And like, yeah. And I'm just like, it just has to be the only white guy that works there. That's like, bro, what's up? And I'm like, dude, just give me my garlic naan and then kindly fuck off.

diet oddjob: jesus

Goon4Vesper: I know I'm the jerk in this situation, but it made me feel super self-conscious. And I've been there twice since and I haven't seen him.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Well, you've heard that, folks.

Goon4Vesper: And now I miss him.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Don't try to befriend Devin.

diet oddjob: Yeah, don't try to don't don't be friendly to Devin.

Goon4Vesper: No, no, no, no.

Steve-O: Yes.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: he will He will react negatively in every scenario.

Goon4Vesper: Dude, not...

diet oddjob: What's going to make you happy, though, Devin?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Because the guys at Chipotle are too expensive, but they won't talk to you.

Steve-O: Yeah, Chipotle's too expensive.

Goon4Vesper: ah Yeah, yeah. You know what I never said I wasn't difficult. I'm a difficult fucking person, for sure. yeah

diet oddjob: And then the other guy at the homey Indian place is too nice to you, and you're like, fuck you.

Goon4Vesper: Too nice. Too expensive. Too nice. Yeah, the jug handle wings.

diet oddjob: You're like, just put my fries in the bag and shut the fuck up.

Goon4Vesper: I don't want a dog bowl of wings.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: If you meet Devin in public, give him what he needs. Don't talk to him Don't make eye contact.

Goon4Vesper: honestly Honestly, man, when I'm trying to just get working during a buffet under a time crunch, because one, you're looking to close up for dinner, and two, I'm trying to get in and out before like my lunch hour's over.

Steve-O: ahhu

diet oddjob: I'm not going lie. I would, I would like the guy that says, Hey bro, how you doing? I haven't seen you in while. I would like that.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, but like, no, no, listen.

diet oddjob: I would be into that.

Steve-O: That was like your your whole thing at, um was that Meadows?

Goon4Vesper: Listen, I will say this. I will say this. if I see i i' kind kind of miss him now.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You know, Devin,

diet oddjob: Cause you know what, you know what, you know what, Devin, that's going to, that guy's going to fuck that, that type of person is going to take care of you.

Steve-O: Oh, now that you've banished him to the void?

Goon4Vesper: Now that I've banished him.

diet oddjob: That's why it's like, you know,

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: you know, Devin, there was a guy in New York.

Goon4Vesper: yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He was an Arab guy. ran the corner shop. I used to come in.

Goon4Vesper: huh

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He'd be like, hey, big man. Love that guy. Just used to say that kind of stuff.

diet oddjob: Yeah, see?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah?

Steve-O: You know what? For a few minutes a day, you were the big man, Chris.

diet oddjob: Yeah, and you know, and he's going to take care of you, Chris. You knew you taken care of.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I love you, big man. he would say I love you all the time.

Goon4Vesper: Nah. Can I tell you, can i tell you i would hate that man because he would say big man.

diet oddjob: big dog? He just slaps you.

Goon4Vesper: dude do you know how Dude, when I hear, what's up, big guy? like I want to kill myself.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Wow.

diet oddjob: Oh, man, well, I know what to say next time I see you, big dog.

Steve-O: Oh.

Goon4Vesper: I'm like, oh, I'm going to yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Big dog coming in large.

diet oddjob: What's up, big dog?

Steve-O: but Okay, okay, Devin, Devin, what's worse?

diet oddjob: What's up, big dog?

Steve-O: What's worse?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Coming in XXX large.

Steve-O: Big dog, big man, or big boy? Hmm.

diet oddjob: Big Boy's the worst.

Goon4Vesper: Big Boy's the worst.

diet oddjob: Big Boy's the worst.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah

Goon4Vesper: you No way.

diet oddjob: that's the got be Big Boy's gotta be the dirt worst, dude.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Big boy.

Goon4Vesper: Big Man. ah the the guy The guy I got

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, big boy.

diet oddjob: Big Dog is cool.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: and

diet oddjob: If somebody called me Big Dog, I'd be into it.

Goon4Vesper: the guy that i got into it with at the dog park called me Big Man. So I don't know how I feel about that because clearly he was a piece of shit.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: big man.

diet oddjob: God, Devin.

Goon4Vesper: Listen, man.

diet oddjob: Devin, you need like a cigarette or some shit. You need a zen.

Goon4Vesper: i did I need a therapist.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, you need start smoking.

diet oddjob: you need to start using doing zen, dude.

Goon4Vesper: that's why I need a therapist so badly.

diet oddjob: You need to start doing zen.

Goon4Vesper: Or that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Start smoking, brother.

Goon4Vesper: Or Zinn. Or drugs.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's good.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. could lock in. I could stand to lock in a little bit more, I think.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Smoking's good for you. you'll lose You'll lose weight, too.

diet oddjob: Lock in, better moods. You know? Fuck, man.

Goon4Vesper: I don't know, man.

diet oddjob: Dude's just being friendly to you, dog!

Goon4Vesper: Dude, but he was like... Because he would say things like... Oh, that's it, huh? Like after my third plate. And I'm like, dude, leave me the fuck away. Like, yeah, I'm not giving you the full story.

diet oddjob: I like this guy.

Steve-O: Oh. oh

diet oddjob: Wait, what's the name of this place?

Goon4Vesper: okay Don't worry about Don't worry about

diet oddjob: I'm going there.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Let me get you a shallow bowl of soy sauce for your balls.

diet oddjob: yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That guy, right?

Goon4Vesper: I think it's called, it's like non-Indian bistro, I think.

diet oddjob: Alright, I'm checking out.

Goon4Vesper: It's, yeah.

diet oddjob: I'm gonna be like, what's up Big man is here. come

Goon4Vesper: Dude, dude, he's he's like,

diet oddjob: Come shower me with your compliments.

Goon4Vesper: He is the white guy with a very ginger beard.

diet oddjob: I'm here for it.

Goon4Vesper: Like, you cannot miss him.

diet oddjob: Dude, i I already love him.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Alright?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

diet oddjob: already love that guy.

Goon4Vesper: and he said ne You can tell him I said hi. He was like, oh, that piece of shit.

diet oddjob: I like, yo, remember? Yeah, remember that guy? Remember the guy used to call me Big Dog?

Steve-O: Does he know your name?

Goon4Vesper: No, actually, he might just from like my debit card, like when I pay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He knows your name.

diet oddjob: He's, yeah, he knows where you live, dude.

Goon4Vesper: um I've always tipped him well. To be fair, I've always tipped the guy for you.

diet oddjob: what's What's well? Because you tipped the pizza delivery guy $1 that one time.

Goon4Vesper: Like 22%.

diet oddjob: I almost fucking lit a fuse under your butt.

Goon4Vesper: you mean Wait, you mean when I picked it up myself?

diet oddjob: Well, the way I see it is fucking karma's a bitch. And that's what happens.

Goon4Vesper: Wait, what scenario? I've never tipped a pizza man $1. what What lie are you telling me?

diet oddjob: You posted it on fucking Discord, and I fucking berated you for it. You said you... I accidentally... Or you were like, I tipped this the delivery guy $1, and then found out later that that i didn't that I didn't put delivery.

Goon4Vesper: No, no, no, no.

diet oddjob: So...

Goon4Vesper: I tipped the guy fucking $10. Yeah,

diet oddjob: Let me see. Let me check the receipt.

Goon4Vesper: yeah yeah, yeah.

diet oddjob: Last time we played this game, you lost.

Goon4Vesper: Look it up. Well, listen, I'll tell you this right now, John.

diet oddjob: So let's let's see.

Goon4Vesper: If I typed one, it was a misprint because I fucking paid.

diet oddjob: Okay, alright, I hope so, because fuck, dude.

Goon4Vesper: na no, because I was pissed because I was so excited. And then I realized I there did.

diet oddjob: Alright. let be Let me see if I can find it.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, yeah. Look it up. Look up the receipts.

diet oddjob: Because I remember seeing a dollar, and I was like, bro, that's not good enough.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, no, I did like a full tip. Yeah, no, I'm kidding. Maybe there was an...

diet oddjob: Let see.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, I like John. I like John fucking looking up and bitch about it. What's up, big dog?

diet oddjob: Dude, I was so mad.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Well, uh,

Steve-O: and I have a question real quick. um If we were like celebrities, like, you know, when people are like this celebrity is nice. Oh, this celebrity is such hole. What do you think the vibes would be of like our interactions?

diet oddjob: Here, here it is.

Goon4Vesper: What?

diet oddjob: I found it.

Goon4Vesper: Like for ah yeah find it

diet oddjob: I found it. All right. So he says, um yeah, I come back.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, 5%. No,

diet oddjob: Oh, ordered pizza for stay in snow day. Realized I ordered pick up. So I paid an extra 5% tip for my dumb ass to pick it up myself.

Goon4Vesper: no.

diet oddjob: And I said, 5% is fucking criminal.

Goon4Vesper: I'll tell you.

diet oddjob: So you got to hold that.

Goon4Vesper: yeah, yeah. na na No, no, no.

Steve-O: No.

diet oddjob: Was it a hundred dollar pizza?

Goon4Vesper: I'll tell you where the confusion. No, no, no, no.

diet oddjob: Was it a hundred dollar pizza?

Goon4Vesper: I'll tell you where the confusion was. I'll tell you the where the confusion was. I paid an extra 5% on top of what I normally paid.

diet oddjob: Okay, alright, well, that's not what I read.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Which is zero.

Goon4Vesper: No, no, listen, I get it, but I'm telling you that's the reality.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I thought

diet oddjob: Okay, alright, okay, alright.

Goon4Vesper: you zero Zero dollars, yeah.

diet oddjob: i

Goon4Vesper: That's why i fucking paid him, that piece of shit.

diet oddjob: Yeah, 5% more than zero.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: he was going to say that.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, suck my dick, buddy.

diet oddjob: Because dog, I read that as 5% tip, and I was like, dude, you was I always was like, I hope you fucking slip on the ice on your way home for that shit anyway.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: thought he's go

Goon4Vesper: yeah Yeah, yeah.

diet oddjob: But yeah, oh, so you tipped like 27% or something? Yeah, okay.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, because I was like, oh, it's the snow.

diet oddjob: yeah okay

Goon4Vesper: like He deserves it.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Steve-O: Oh, yeah.

diet oddjob: Okay.

Goon4Vesper: And then I fucking was waiting for my food, and then I realized I hit pickup like a twat.

diet oddjob: Okay, good. All right, good. glad I'm glad because I was thinking about that. I think about that sometimes.

Goon4Vesper: And I should have asked for it back because, frankly, tipping on a pickup.

diet oddjob: i i found I thought about that. I think about that every few days. i was like fucking Devin, man.

Goon4Vesper: but well um All all right.

diet oddjob: I only paid 5% tip at one time.

Goon4Vesper: Now, listen, i'm I'm glad. I'm glad. one I didn't know you were holding such resentment for me.

diet oddjob: i'm glad I'm glad we cleared that up. I'm glad we cleared that up.

Goon4Vesper: Jesus Christ. Are you going to scratch my name off the wall?

diet oddjob: Because it was bothering me, dog. I did remember. it

Goon4Vesper: Okay.

diet oddjob: yeah. I'm going to do the fucking thing from Billy Madison.

Goon4Vesper: All right.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. or Cool, cool, cool.

diet oddjob: put my Put my lipstick on after I cross your name off.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: but

Goon4Vesper: like never're right Never mind.

diet oddjob: Your list.

Goon4Vesper: Never mind.

Steve-O: I always think of that scene. That always makes me smile.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's

Goon4Vesper: the

diet oddjob: ah so happy you know that I'm so happy we cleared that up because that i really well it was like it's not It wasn't like really I mean, it was kind of in my head, but was thinking about every day

Goon4Vesper: I like the idea that like you and Sam are just laying in bed and you're like, I just don't understand.

Steve-O: ah

Goon4Vesper: Like 5% is nothing.

diet oddjob: No, that's literally what was happening. That's what i happened that night. i was like, i so I can't believe Devin only tipped this fucking guy 5%. That's fucking horrible.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: criminal.

diet oddjob: Like, yeah, you better go pick up your fucking pizza, bro, on your own. That delivery guy should just fucking dump it face first your doorstep if if you got that tip.

diet oddjob: Oh, man. i'm so i'm I'm actually relieved and I'm happy now.

diet oddjob: Because, hold on, when was that?

Goon4Vesper: Oh, my God.

diet oddjob: that was December 14th. That's fucking over a month ago, and i and I brought it up now when you were just talking about shit.

Goon4Vesper: You were just waiting, dude.

diet oddjob: Well, I wasn't waiting. It was just like, oh, was like oh well, that's a that's a takeck off a that's a tick off of Devin's fucking personality scale.

Goon4Vesper: No, I said tip, and you're like, oh, you want to talk about tips, huh? Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Actually, know now you bring it up, I think John even messaged me out of the blue.

diet oddjob: Do

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: who was like, can you believe this?

Goon4Vesper: Yo, can you believe this shit?

diet oddjob: you believe this motherfucker?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'm pretty sure you did in some respect.

diet oddjob: I'm just saying, dog.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Like, he only tipped a dollar.

Goon4Vesper: ah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i was like, what? Really?

diet oddjob: Wait, what pizza place was that? Was that like the local pizza place or was it like Papa John's?

Goon4Vesper: ah It was a local pizza. It's a good pizza place. And I'm like blanking on the name. um

diet oddjob: Okay, well, all right.

Goon4Vesper: Shit. Yeah. It's solid. It's a solid pizza place, though.

diet oddjob: Okay, well, I'm super happy that we cleared that up finally after six weeks.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Because fucked.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, let's clear the air if we have any hatchets. Yeah.

diet oddjob: Well, I did. I did. I told him.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah

diet oddjob: What did I say? I said, you got to fucking hold that. 5% tip for a delivery in the snow.

Goon4Vesper: yeah Yeah. He's literally.

diet oddjob: Fuck. You never, you didn't respond saying it was 5%. You couldn't respond to

Goon4Vesper: No, because I was too busy driving. I'll be honest, because I was too busy driving to pick up my own fucking pizza.

diet oddjob: that.

Goon4Vesper: Like an asshole.

diet oddjob: You could have said, no, I've been 5% extra on top of my 20% that I usually give.

Goon4Vesper: You know what? I was like, this is going to be a drawn.

diet oddjob: Oh man. All right. Well, you know what? i'm I'm glad. I'm glad that's, you know, I'm glad that we cleared it up.

Goon4Vesper: Fuck, what is that pizza place name, though?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: We've ironed this out.

Goon4Vesper: That was going to bug the shit out of me.

diet oddjob: I'm glad we ironed it out. How

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: Look at that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I did... um i played another video game. i just want to bring it up real quick.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, yeah, yeah? How much did you tip?

Steve-O: Oh, again.

diet oddjob: much did you tip? And did you beat Simon?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Well, as as I always do, I always tip Steam 30% because they're a great company.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, wait, wait. By the way, stake them up.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: ah

Goon4Vesper: That's the that's the place of the pizza place I went to.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i want i played ah I didn't buy anything.

diet oddjob: Okay. Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I played a demo. And Steve, if you'd be interested in this. I played a demo for Forbidden Solid.

Steve-O: Yeah, bro. I talked about that last week.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You did?

Steve-O: Let's go.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah

Steve-O: That's the same people who did home safety hotline.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: the

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I remember you talking about it and I did see it on there. um Yeah, all right. They got my money.

Steve-O: Yeah. When, when it comes out, I'm totally in.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: is that is there any word when that's actually coming out?

Steve-O: I think it's it's definitely this year. um No specific like date, but ah apparently um they updated the demo. like They're changing some of how certain mechanics work in in this update, too. so I imagine it would be probably maybe maybe March, April.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah it's weird the demo doesn't have an icon in my library which is weird i bought it first and i'm like i don't know it's a steam being faulty um um yeah that was cool i'm i'm i'm on board man that sounds like fun

Steve-O: so

Steve-O: Is that because it's a haunted game, Chris? Woo!

Steve-O: it's It's fun. I love the blend of just solitaire meets weird, weird creepy pasta FMV disc game from the 90s.

Goon4Vesper: What is this?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And a lot of like weird self-harm.

diet oddjob: like seventh guest, like kind of like that vibe

Steve-O: Yes, yes.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: A lot lot of self-harm with the the upgrades, which I liked.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: There's a lot of weird, creepy shit going.

Steve-O: Yeah, you jamming the gems into your arm and hand is wild.

Goon4Vesper: what is this

Steve-O: It's Forbidden Solitaire. ah the The whole premise of the game is it's supposed to be banned 90s PC game where it was too gory.

Steve-O: It was considered too gory. um Yeah, but as you...

Goon4Vesper: For the time? Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: and' And they make like really pointed questions like, why? well It's a solitaire game. Why is it glory?

Steve-O: Right!

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Which I like that too quite a bit.

Steve-O: Right!

Steve-O: It's solitaire game. Why is there so much gore?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It really makes it all kind of kind of funny.

diet oddjob: This sounds crazy.

Goon4Vesper: Is it a gore isig gory? Is it gory? like Like even in like that you know goofy way?

Steve-O: like this like flesh ass zombie monster that keeps coming to you, like to fight you and you keep.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Keeps coming back to life.

Steve-O: Yeah, you keep like destroying it into just this like pile of blood and guts, but it keeps like coming back to life.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: it's It's like weird, silly, like over-the-top CD-ROM graphics, too.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: just like oh

Goon4Vesper: No, I'm looking at the trailer now. All

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's fun. Yeah, I like it.

Steve-O: Yeah, this is...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And i I think it's going to be a little funny, too, because they're they're kind of they're they're in for the

Goon4Vesper: right.

Steve-O: Yes.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: for the last

Steve-O: I loved that about home safety hotline, and you know it just seems like they're they're willing to deliver for this as well, so... excited for this uh i played a new game that came out um for a little bit i played it on my phone i think it's also on ps5 and on pc uh you know me it's it's your buddy steve the gotcha gamer uh

diet oddjob: Good boy.

Goon4Vesper: Boy, ah boy, boy, here it is

diet oddjob: Oh, here we go. Let's

Steve-O: i I saw that there was a new game that came out called Arknight's Endfields.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: or at first night.

Steve-O: um And I was like, oh, OK, what is this? What is this new game? Is this the new gotcha game? i played it for about two hours and there was a point I got to ah where I was just like, what is this?

Steve-O: what I'm not having any fun.

Goon4Vesper: is. What am I? Okay.

Steve-O: it it just is this I'm running around from like basically tutorial to tutorial. while collecting just a bunch of nonsense. And the I don't even know how to describe it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: my my phone literally just gave me a notification through Play Store to play Ark Knights Enfield.

Steve-O: it's

Steve-O: Yeah, see, that's that's how they got me.

diet oddjob: Oh, shit, that's weird.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i like i I literally pulled up my my store and it was the first notification on there.

Steve-O: That's how they got me.

Steve-O: It heard me. It heard me say it, and it infected your phone. it's really just this quasi sci-fi, um, time travel story where you were this, like you're, you're called the, uh, the, I forget what it, I forget what it even is. It, I, it just is this messy, like mobile game.

Steve-O: And,

Goon4Vesper: Sounds like it's not good.

Steve-O: No, and like the thing is, it's like, I'm dying to have a good phone game. I want a game that is just in portrait mode that I can play while I'm just like sitting on the toilet.

diet oddjob: I got one.

Steve-O: What's that?

diet oddjob: Wordle. Wordle. I got Wordle.

Steve-O: That's a classic. That's a classic.

Goon4Vesper: can i can i be Can I be honest with you guys?

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: i recently got back into Wordle.

Steve-O: Oh.

diet oddjob: Yeah, same here.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: i wasn't i wasn't trolling you.

Steve-O: Are we saying Wordle's the the new go-to?

diet oddjob: Did you get today's?

Goon4Vesper: I don't not know.

diet oddjob: I didn't get i didn't i didn't finish today's yet.

Goon4Vesper: No, i only play I only play on the weekdays. I can't.

diet oddjob: During work.

Goon4Vesper: yeah Yeah, exactly.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Fuck that. But um no, like I don't know. It was just, don't know. My coworkers were like, hey, did you do it? And I was like, I haven't played that in any.

diet oddjob: Did you do Whirl today, Devin?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Yo, big dog, did you do Whirl today?

Goon4Vesper: And I said, thispoint yeah.

Steve-O: Hey, dog.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah Hey, big boy.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. and then i And then I try to end my life.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: How's that Wordle score?

Steve-O: but

Goon4Vesper: I try to end my life in the bathroom. That's exactly what happens.

Steve-O: You know the first word I try every time is Devin? That's my first word I try every time.

Goon4Vesper: And it never lets me pick it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: never my big boy.

Goon4Vesper: It's just we don't.

Steve-O: never my Never my big beautiful boy.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, I always try to type in big boy.

diet oddjob: You big dog.

Goon4Vesper: Too many letters. Too many letters. Can you believe it?

Steve-O: You want to go down to that restaurant you're so fond of that the kid there always knows your name says?

Goon4Vesper: You know, Steve, I'd recommend Tacticus, but, you know, it's the Warhammer gotcha game that I play.

diet oddjob: Big dog.

diet oddjob: What's Tacticus? Is it like a

Steve-O: You know what it is. You know.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: if

diet oddjob: a... Why'd you giggle? Why'd you giggle before that?

Steve-O: approve

Goon4Vesper: Well, yeah, it's funny about that.

diet oddjob: Before you said it.

Goon4Vesper: You

Steve-O: What's funny about Tacticus?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: We all know what it is. I mean, yeah we know what you like.

diet oddjob: We know.

Steve-O: right

diet oddjob: know that is.

Goon4Vesper: know what, Steve? yeah give Give it a whirl. How about that?

Steve-O: Yeah, give it a spin. All right, I'll download Tacticus right now.

Goon4Vesper: the download Yeah, get why not? Yeah.

diet oddjob: Tacticus.

Goon4Vesper: and you And then you can...

diet oddjob: It's a gotcha game?

Goon4Vesper: um not Yeah, I don't know.

Steve-O: It's in portrait.

Goon4Vesper: Maybe Steve. Steve's the expert. Like, yeah, like you you spend coins or requisition points or Blackstone or whatever.

Steve-O: Do I get random characters randomly?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: Oh, recruit mighty champions, rise through the ranks, outplay your opponents. Oh, okay. I see. all right. I see.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: All right. I see.

Goon4Vesper: Okay, yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: I'll download. I'll give you my thoughts.

diet oddjob: I love them horse

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, give me give me your thoughts. Like, you know, are they horse girls? No, but what are you going to do?

diet oddjob: girls.

diet oddjob: love them horse girls

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: I fell off the horse girls.

Goon4Vesper: i a Oh, did you really?

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: too mainstream?

Steve-O: No, well, that's the thing. like Like three months in and I was just like, i was like, dude, I'm i'm just like, i'm not even like playing a game right now.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You Chris Garibed off the horse girls, didn't you? That's what we

Goon4Vesper: Can't even hard anymore.

Steve-O: No, and it wasn't even that.

Goon4Vesper: just...

Steve-O: It was never that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: were all thinking.

Steve-O: It was never that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Whew.

Goon4Vesper: it stop

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: it's why we we all thinking

Steve-O: My problem is I'll open up a game and I'll get like a good like pull like out the gate and I'll be like, fuck, I have to play this for a while now.

Goon4Vesper: i'm just thank

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah, I bet you're getting some good pulls.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Bad choice of words. Bad choice of

Goon4Vesper: You walked right into that one.

Steve-O: Goddamn, the big dog strikes again.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Big dog strikes again.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: words.

Steve-O: No,

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Well, yes. um I'm sorry about the horse girl thing, Steve.

Steve-O: it's okay.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. yeah we're Sorry for your loss, dude.

Steve-O: It's okay. It's okay. It's very understandable.

diet oddjob: Sorry for your loss

Steve-O: it's Very understandable. Do we have news that we want to talk about? Any any updates of things?

Goon4Vesper: but But we got some things. We got some some...

diet oddjob: loss. The Mario trailer.

Goon4Vesper: Did you guys...

diet oddjob: I saw it.

Goon4Vesper: I liked it. I said, oh.

diet oddjob: I liked it too.

Goon4Vesper: I said, we're...

diet oddjob: Who's voicing Yoshi? I saw a thing that was definitely not real on Twitter.

Steve-O: I...

diet oddjob: the they It said Kendrick Lamar was voicing Yoshi, which I don't think is real.

Goon4Vesper: Well, no, because he's in Odyssey.

diet oddjob: I don't think it's real.

Goon4Vesper: No, shut up.

Steve-O: I'm pretty sure it's Javier Bardem.

diet oddjob: As Yoshi, really?

Steve-O: Yeah, yeah.

Goon4Vesper: no shut up

diet oddjob: Mario Galaxy movie.

Steve-O: Yeah, just look it up. I could be wrong.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Sure about that, friendo?

Goon4Vesper: ah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'm gonna

diet oddjob: It is...

Steve-O: What's the most you ever lost on a coin flip?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: eat him.

Steve-O: I don't think.

diet oddjob: Heads or tails? Wait, why is he?

Goon4Vesper: All I'm seeing is like the original Japanese archival audio, which I know is not true.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: heat

diet oddjob: It's just Vin Diesel again.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, he's good. He's good at that.

diet oddjob: Let me see Yoshi. Who's his voice?

Goon4Vesper: Not to be voiced. ah

Goon4Vesper: I mean, Vin Diesel's the number one Reddit comment. ah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Easy.

diet oddjob: Dude, how much does he get paid for Groot? It's got to be like way over inflated, right?

Goon4Vesper: It has to be. Alan Tudyk, inspired pick.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: easy

Goon4Vesper: ah The Rock?

diet oddjob: Is it Alan Tudyk?

Goon4Vesper: No, no. I don't think they've announced it, which is which is odd, but...

diet oddjob: So it actually might be Kendrick Lamar.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: could be kendrick

Goon4Vesper: Wait, what were they? ah What were they? What was the big? I mean, outside of Yoshi, there was like a reveal in the trailer.

diet oddjob: Who's Yochi?

Goon4Vesper: No.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: come on they really are keeping it secret

Goon4Vesper: No, it was like a Mario Kart type reveal. was like, oh, they're they're including that.

Steve-O: Alberto. Birdo, I think, got dropped.

diet oddjob: Oh, yeah. saw Birdo.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, Birdo.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: That's what I was thinking. Let's see.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: man they really are keeping in secret you know what damn all right is that important is it gonna blow our minds is it really kendra tomorrow

Goon4Vesper: Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

Goon4Vesper: Don't dump me for now.

diet oddjob: Interesting.

Goon4Vesper: Hmm.

diet oddjob: It might be. it might be, big dog.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: There's a lot of people talking about it.

diet oddjob: It might be.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's weird. Yeah, he's working on a musical with the South Park guys.

diet oddjob: Yeah, with Trey Parker and Matt Stone, right?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's going to be something.

diet oddjob: It's probably going to be awesome.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, that's probably going to awesome.

diet oddjob: There's a lot of smart people in the room there. A lot of...

Goon4Vesper: No, you know, it is just, yeah, there was riding the motorcycles. And I was like, oh, shit.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Speaking of a lot of smart people in the room, the Rassi nominations went up. Or 2026. You guys, Bruce, did you guys take a look at any of these?

Steve-O: Oh, what are the favorites? No, who are the faves?

Goon4Vesper: Look at a few. i looked at a few. Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Devin disagrees with all of them. um The best, the, oh, excuse me, best.

Steve-O: mr

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: so Worst picture for the Razzies this year. The Electric State, Hurry Up Tomorrow, Disney Snow White, Star Trek Section 31, and War of the Worlds.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: God.

Goon4Vesper: I didn't even know Star Trek Section 31 was a movie.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, no, really bad movie. that It was right to streaming, if I remember correctly.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Worst actor, Dave Bautista in The Lost Lands, Ice Cube, War the Worlds, Scott Eastwood, Alarium, Jared Leto, Tron Aries, Abel, The Weekend, Tessa Faye, Hurry Up Tomorrow.

Goon4Vesper: He might win. He might win. I... am

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, I don't.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Ariana Du Bois is on on here again. This is like the third year in a row.

diet oddjob: Do they ever show up if they're nominated?

Steve-O: Some do.

Goon4Vesper: Only. Yeah, some do.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Halle Berry did.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, Halle Berry did because she like won the Academy Award like the next night or something.

diet oddjob: Oh,

Goon4Vesper: Like, I think somebody showed up with their best actor award.

diet oddjob: that's cool.

Goon4Vesper: To get their their Razzie kind of like a little fuck you.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Worst remake ripoff or sequel. Steve, hold on your hat. I know what you did last summer. Five Nights at Freddy's 2.

diet oddjob: Oh,

Steve-O: Dude, I still haven't seen that. And I think at some point I need to just so I can hate it as much as I hated the first one.

diet oddjob: Do more people hate that than Return to Silent Hill? Because I'm hearing a lot of bad shit about Return to Silent Hill.

Steve-O: Oh, people are bad now than Return to Silent Hill.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That sounds ethically bad.

diet oddjob: People are upset.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: What?

diet oddjob: Yeah, people are real upset about Like, insulted by it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: like We gotta to sit Tim down to watch that, right?

Goon4Vesper: You know what I say to that? Like, how how are you surprised? Like, how is that surprising?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I gotta watch that soon. What is that coming out on? what What is that streaming on?

Goon4Vesper: I think i think in theaters.

Steve-O: ah that's probably come out in trash.

Goon4Vesper: kris

Steve-O: um

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Is it coming out in the garbage?

Goon4Vesper: Chris, that's in theaters.

Steve-O: see

Goon4Vesper: I was thinking about seeing it this week.

Steve-O: You go to the cinema, you can go get, you can 3d print your iron lung, lung popcorn bucket.

Goon4Vesper: I...

Goon4Vesper: he

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, that's coming this year.

Steve-O: Yeah. It's next week. I think it's next week.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: you know what else is coming this year? Kane Pixels' The Backrooms movie is set to be released this year.

Steve-O: I, I, I'm excited about that. I love everything that guy puts out.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: What do you feel about the Iron Lone movie, though? Mm-hmm.

Steve-O: I watched the trailer for it and I just ah yeah people are like hey isn't it like genuinely bad for you to eat out of like three d bucket like 3D printed like things like you're not supposed to eat out of those right?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I did, too. I did, too.

diet oddjob: I saw the, I saw the popcorn bucket.

diet oddjob: Oh yeah. Cause cause he said, cause they, they sent the file out and they said, if you bring it, with you you get free popcorn with your three d printed bucket or something if it's the same

Goon4Vesper: Oh, it's a Regal thing. Of course, a trash organization like Regal would do that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: ugh if

Steve-O: look ah i think you know I think it's cool.

diet oddjob: as as a stakeholder at amc i

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, as ah as an ANC stakeholder. I

Steve-O: I think it's cool that Markiplier is making a movie. um

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: that trailer don't look good Steve I mean how can you make a movie out of that game

Steve-O: It doesn't look good. it you know It seems like people on set had a good time making it, but i don't i don't know, man.

Goon4Vesper: i'll know.

Steve-O: don't know.

Goon4Vesper: I mean, frankly, shouldn't there be a lot of roof for interpretation there?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Of course, but like that he's a first-time filmmaker. that's like a lot That's a lot on his shoulders.

Goon4Vesper: Listen, well, then whatever.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: that's

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: i hope it's I hope it works out.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: I don't know if it will.

Steve-O: I guarantee you it'll be better than Five Nights at Freddy's at least.

Goon4Vesper: cause like Because like at least... but

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: ah hu Maybe.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Ooh, Devin counterpicking Iron Lung, I see.

Steve-O: Ooh, okay.

Goon4Vesper: Maybe.

Steve-O: All right.

diet oddjob: Mm-hmm.

Goon4Vesper: i don't know.

Goon4Vesper: Dude, I would officially counterpick Iron Lung.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah that's like That's an easy one, isn't it?

Steve-O: a

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, that's an easy one, dude.

Steve-O: I want to see who's like, can be the worst of the worst.

Goon4Vesper: That return... Yeah, Return to Silent Hill came out ah came out on Friday.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That would have been my counter pick for this year.

Goon4Vesper: So, guys, could go.

Steve-O: a week ago. Dude, people who aren't even into, like, there's like, if you're a fan, you hate it If you just don't care about the franchise, you hate it.

Goon4Vesper: We could go

Goon4Vesper: go. Dude, I don't know if it could be worse than the last one.

Steve-O: It's just general hate. it

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Nice.

Goon4Vesper: The last one that was like in three d is...

Steve-O: That was the one, yeah, the Cheryl one, right?

Goon4Vesper: I like fell asleep and I woke up and I was like, it's not even worth rewinding. Like, it was just bad, dude

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He's going to get turned into a pyramid head.

Goon4Vesper: yeah

Steve-O: Apparently, um, they made, um, but What's his name? my My brain is spacing out on the character.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: James?

Steve-O: ah They made James very moody is what I hear.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, no.

Goon4Vesper: He's fairly moody in the...

Steve-O: He's a little bit more like Shadow the Hedgehog, they say.

Goon4Vesper: oh Oh, in the movie. Okay. Okay.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Like... eat ah Like eggs lordy.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, if anything, he's kind of numb. in the game.

Steve-O: yeah

Goon4Vesper: I would... I'm not going lie. Playing Silent Hill 2 with an eggs lordy James Sunderland would kind of work for me.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Well, Devin, go see it.

Steve-O: This is the movie for you.

diet oddjob: Well, agree to disagree.

Goon4Vesper: Dude.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Go see it, Devin.

Goon4Vesper: yeah Dude, I can't wait to go see this with my with my little ah my pillow, my smothering pillow popcorn bucket.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Tell us how you feel. It's

Steve-O: But.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: directed by Neil Breen.

Steve-O: ah breathe

Goon4Vesper: It'd be pretty fun.

Steve-O: What if though Darth Maul had something coming out?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Like a new album?

Steve-O: Like a new album, a new show, a new movie. I don't know what this actually, this link is.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

Steve-O: is this a show or a movie or.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'm trying to follow you here.

Goon4Vesper: It's a show. It's a, it's another show. Disney Star Wars show.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, he's going solo.

Goon4Vesper: ah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He's got a solo album coming out.

Goon4Vesper: continuing Continuing the, the exploits of Darth Maul, even though we know how he dies in both the show, like in the movie, we see how he dies and then we see how he dies again in the shows.

Steve-O: Oh,

Goon4Vesper: But this is like, no, but this is in between all that, which is, it,

Steve-O: oh okay. This is the in-between.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: So he's gotten, he lost his butt, right?

Steve-O: From death to death.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He's done.

Goon4Vesper: No, no, no. He lost his butt and then he got his butt back.

Steve-O: got spider butt.

Goon4Vesper: And then he had he had a generational run. Like, I'm not even joking. Like the the animated like Clone Wars Rebels like Darth Maul is great.

Goon4Vesper: He's like a really fascinating, interesting character.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He's a spider now?

Goon4Vesper: No, no, it's it would take too long.

diet oddjob: Bye.

Goon4Vesper: would take too long to explain. Point is, is he like you see him die. He he tracks down Obi-Wan like old Obi-Wan on Tatooine. And then it's actually like a very great like it's a very like Kino esque scene. Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Of how like Obi-Wan kills him again in the desert. And then it's like, okay, like we've we've seen.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You cut his butt off again?

Goon4Vesper: no dude, no, dude, he one shots. But if but if you're a fucking nerd and you look at like the stances that they go into and everything like that. It's like there's so much to read into. There's so much storytelling with just like such a short kind of like, you know, battle.

Goon4Vesper: If you could watch a breakdown video of it, it's it's actually quite fascinating. And it's like it actually it's pretty respectful.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I mean, Obi-Wan historically aims for the dick and balls.

Goon4Vesper: But this is like.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, well, you know what? See, that's the thing.

Steve-O: He's a dirty fighter.

Goon4Vesper: Darth Maul thought he was going to aim for the dick and balls and he didn't.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: So it's like a whole day problem.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He got him.

Steve-O: um like taking balls.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He tricked him.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: I need

Steve-O: Oh!

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. So, so, um but like, this is like, Hey, I know we killed him like again for real Z this time, but he's, you know, this is before that, which is like fine, but it kind of takes a lot of the interest out for me.

Steve-O: Because you know going to die.

Goon4Vesper: Like, I know he's dead, dead. Like they've already killed him twice so far in this series.

Steve-O: That's why I just didn't care about Titanic.

Goon4Vesper: No, no, no. See, once is interesting, right?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: ah You know, i don't know.

Goon4Vesper: Let's see where, let's see how we got there.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i don't know if that boat is dead.

Goon4Vesper: Titanic two.

Steve-O: Oh, yo, if they pulled that sucker out, if they made it a spider boat, yo.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: it could develop ah It could develop a spider body.

Goon4Vesper: i get it.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. That spider leg boat.

Steve-O: And then Obi-Wan's like, I think going to kill this boat.

Goon4Vesper: And then

Steve-O: Where's his dick and balls?

diet oddjob: to when

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's what he's always...

Goon4Vesper: please find his dick and balls for me.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He's got that lasered in in every movie, guys.

Goon4Vesper: Let me chop them up. Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: What is up with that?

Goon4Vesper: hu Yeah, um but, you know, we all like Darth Maul, I guess. just like Just like we're all big He-Man fans, right?

Steve-O: Oh my god, dude.

diet oddjob: i used to be i used to be when i was a kid.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Diamond fan.

Steve-O: Yeah, i had I had his horse as one of my toys growing up.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Dude, I have the whole cast. I got a collection at a flea market.

diet oddjob: I didn't even watch this trailer. I'm just not into it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um Was it a horse? I thought it was a a cat.

diet oddjob: lion or a tiger or whatever.

Steve-O: it Well, like you had a cat, but there was the robot horse.

Goon4Vesper: No, there's a mechanical... At some point, somebody rides a mechanical horse, yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh.

Steve-O: Yeah. Dude, I'm so excited. Frank Langela's gonna be back as Skeletor. This is gonna be fucking awesome, dude.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah,

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I think he's dead, but that's awesome.

Steve-O: What?

Goon4Vesper: bad news. He says, beat you.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'm so happy for you. He's very dead.

Steve-O: Well, who the fuck are they going to get to play Skeletor? Because like at the end of...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i think, honestly, i think playing putting a dead man as Skeletor, he is a skeleton.

Steve-O: He is a skeleton. You're right, Chris. and like all i Well, think about it. Masters of the Universe, the 1980s movie, 1987. How does that movie end?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: a skeleton.

Steve-O: He comes out and he's like, Devin knows.

Goon4Vesper: says i'll beat

Steve-O: See, that's a super fan.

Goon4Vesper: He goes, I'll be back.

Steve-O: I'll be back. He comes out of the soup. I'll be back. he's He's back.

Goon4Vesper: Did you know that was the first post-credit scene I ever learned about? Because specifically the VHS tape rip that my parents got me didn't have the credit scene in it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'm sorry.

Steve-O: Dude, somebody...

Goon4Vesper: So I found out years and years and years later.

Steve-O: Somebody...

Goon4Vesper: was hot, dude.

Steve-O: Oh, wait, wait. Oh, so you just didn't have that scene.

Goon4Vesper: No, like like, you know, my dad would copy over a VHS and he just...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You never knew that Skeletor came back. He thought he was dead for good.

Goon4Vesper: And at when the once the credit hits, my dad's like, I'm not wasting valuable tape on this.

Steve-O: the movie was over.

Steve-O: That might have been on Syfy channel. So he just recorded it from Syfy and they probably just were like, up next is a new episode of ah TNG.

Goon4Vesper: I don't know.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Flash.

Steve-O: g Oh, Flash 2.

Goon4Vesper: I'll be honest. The process that you had to do to, like, rip a VHS tape was like... Farm too many steps that I thought my dad was my dad was weirdly capable back then.

Steve-O: I don't believe our parents falling. Like they were doing some pretty wild stuff to get things to run back then. And it's like, oh, no, you just you just hit that button.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, yeah. yeah.

Steve-O: The one that's is like.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: We got, i got lucky you with my dad because he built a box to let us get pay-per-view channels, basically, in the basement.

Steve-O: Whoa.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And that was pretty rad, dude, because we used to get Tyson fights and he knew, like, oh, we can pay for the pay-per-view, but it's going to over in a round.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, bet.

diet oddjob: Hell yeah. yeah

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: So he's like, fuck that. He built that, like, a fucking, don't know, like a

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: He built the black box.

Goon4Vesper: You got the black box, dude.

Steve-O: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: black box and he set it up and we watched pay-per-view movies we watched tyson fights that was like the big thing i remember more than anything was those fights and how quick they were yep

Steve-O: You were like, fight's over. You'd be like, wait, what?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: come in beat them up and we're like oh we're so glad we didn't pay for that it was fucking terrible it's so fast

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. But um listen, Steve, I know you were talking about Franklin Jell. Unfortunately, he's not there. So they had to go for another box office, you know, Iron Man.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Tony Shalhoub.

diet oddjob: Oh, no.

Steve-O: Mmm.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh.

Goon4Vesper: And they said they said, who's going to guarantee us some great box office returns?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Tony Shalhoub.

Goon4Vesper: We should cast get Jared Leto. You were close, Chris.

Steve-O: What? No, he's box office poison. Didn't they see what happened with Tron?

Goon4Vesper: No, but they said Skeletor's poison.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You go with Shalhoub. Everybody gets paid.

Goon4Vesper: Hey.

Steve-O: What nonsense is he doing on this set? Is he sending condoms to freaking, uh, I'm trying to remember some of the He-Man characters, uh,

Goon4Vesper: She tore. No, that's the Dinobot.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: What's the guy with the the head that he could like break?

Steve-O: Ram Man.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Ram man.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, he was.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, he's targeting Ram man.

Steve-O: He's targeting Ram Man.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: 100% dude. Who's playing him? Danny Evito?

Goon4Vesper: Uh, I don't think he's in this.

Steve-O: Are you fucking kidding me?

Goon4Vesper: I don't know, dude.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Evan, what the fuck are you we doing?

Goon4Vesper: I don't. You know what? Let's look it up. Let's look it up.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: what the This is 2026.

Steve-O: People have waited literally 40 years to see a new movie.

Goon4Vesper: dude. Talk. Rayman was a sick toy.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, he was, dude. He was. If he's not this movie, what?

Goon4Vesper: He was one of my, he was one of my champions of the human faction that I had when I smashed my toys together.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Fucking his head. he Fucking slammed his head in the shit.

Goon4Vesper: Uh, Oh, my God. Oh, man. Idris Elba's man-at-arms. Yikes. Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Whoa.

Goon4Vesper: um Dude, I hate to say I'm seeing Goatman. i'm seeing Teela. Triclops. I'm not seeing Ram.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: isn't happening. This isn't happening.

Goon4Vesper: Trapjaw?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: This isn't happening. This happening.

Goon4Vesper: No, no.

Steve-O: Ice?

Goon4Vesper: Guys, guys, I found him.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Like,

Goon4Vesper: John, John, John,

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: John John's playing him?

diet oddjob: Thank you.

Steve-O: Jon Jon. Who's Jon Jon?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Who's John John?

Goon4Vesper: John Jang, John Jang, Z-H-A-N-G is playing Redman.

Steve-O: Is that like someone's baby nephew?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Martian Manhunter?

Steve-O: Oh, okay.

Steve-O: okay All right.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. You know?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: No?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Apologize. Apologize to me.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: John John?

Goon4Vesper: It was hard. It's hard to say.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: John?

Goon4Vesper: But I listen, I'm just getting the vibes that he's not going to be.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Jane? not

Goon4Vesper: anything more than maybe a bit player. You know what I mean?

Steve-O: He better ram through someone.

Goon4Vesper: he's I mean, I think he's definitely going do that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, like, rip the like explod so many explodes around him.

diet oddjob: Mm-hmm.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, Allison Lee, Allison Bree plays evil limb. Okay. Okay. Now I'm a little more interested.

Goon4Vesper: The guy played the mountains playing goat man, Chris, though you're a big goat man guy.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: don't know. I don't know.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: He don't talk, Devin! He can't talk.

Steve-O: Can't talk.

Goon4Vesper: Camila Mendez, dude, playing Tila.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Who? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Riverdale, Chris, come on. Get fucking.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, that's all I know of room.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Listen, i I think I'm going to go with the the Minecraft logic that that I had last year. i just, I can't get, i can't get angry about this.

Goon4Vesper: It looks like it looks. I liked T-Man when I was a ah young one. He-Man's right on the line, right? I feel like for us.

Steve-O: Mm hmm.

Goon4Vesper: Like, it was... if we were, like, five years older, then, like, I think we'd be, like, hyper in or hyper out, like, whatever. But, like, I don't know. He-Man was, like, just toys that...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I mean, you know, as a kid, it seemed kind of cool, but then in retrospect, it is kind of like a Conan the Barbarian ripoff.

Steve-O: I mean, they like memed it into oblivion with like all the.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, that too.

Steve-O: although but but but but but

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. but But it's like, I feel like G.I.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's great.

Goon4Vesper: Joe is more like our...

Steve-O: No, turtles, turtles.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: No.

Goon4Vesper: No? tur I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, you're you're right.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, Turtles.

Goon4Vesper: Turtles is like definitely that vein that they're...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Turtles and then X-Men, like right, right in.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, and He-Man was a little predated Turtles.

Steve-O: He-Man and Transformers, I think we missed the boat on a little bit.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: G.I. Joe, He-Man, and Transformers are a little...

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Thank you.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Thundercats, I came in right, right when you needed to.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. well

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: That was the sweet spot for Thundercats.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i tell you, that is right.

Goon4Vesper: Right when you need it to.

Steve-O: Thundercats.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Chitara was quite a looker.

Goon4Vesper: Anytime you needed a good pole, you know, you turned on Thundercats.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: chitara was ah is quite a looker

Goon4Vesper: You know what's funny is I watched a little bit of that, like the Netflix He-Man show, which is kind of like a after the original cartoon ended.

diet oddjob: woke.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, way too woke.

Steve-O: That's what people complained about, I think, right?

Goon4Vesper: Uh, I know. And you know what? They were wrong. The first season that I watched was like pretty good. Like I dug it. I got to stick with it because like he man's just again.

Goon4Vesper: We're kind of past that for me. But ah I didn't dislike it.

Steve-O: yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'm no longer He-Man. I am They-Man. Is that why people didn't like it?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah. That being said, the guy who plays He-Man must be pretty fucking big because he looks to be about ah head half a head taller than Idris Elba, who I know is like a pretty tall guy.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I think we're seeing a lot of tall dudes just being actors now.

Goon4Vesper: yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: There's a bit it's been an uprising.

Steve-O: Dude. Height is back when it kill comes to movies. Because they're trying to find that 6'9 absolute Batman.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Look at.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: ah Everybody tall is like I should get into acting so I can be absolute Batman big man Yo how are how is that i can't I haven't been able to convince myself to give it a shot

Steve-O: Oh, need to start acting now.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I watched night of the seven kingdoms and lo and behold, another big guy, six foot, that six foot five.

diet oddjob: Thank you.

Steve-O: Another big boy.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: it's It's very slowly paced. It's not like dark. I wouldn't say it's very much tonally different than anything else Game of Thrones has produced. It's more funny.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: A little like toilet humor, too.

Goon4Vesper: Okay.

Steve-O: okay.

Goon4Vesper: Like, yeah, is this like kind of like, not like goofy, but like kind of silly in comparison?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: i Kind of. It's like ah like I said about the books. It's like watching Rocky rocky

Steve-O: That sounds wonderful.

Goon4Vesper: Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: But it's really, it's like slowly paced and Mickey is a ah tiny bald child.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, okay.

Steve-O: So would you recommend watching it?

Goon4Vesper: That made

Steve-O: Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, I'd say maybe give it a couple episodes because that first one was, there's not much there. I will admit.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: I...

Goon4Vesper: yeah We didn't really talk about but um again, i only asked this question because I am not as in tune with Fallout lore, but was that ah that Super Mutant guy?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh yeah, I've been watching that.

Goon4Vesper: was was Is he anyone specific?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Devin, I creamed my fucking shorts.

Goon4Vesper: Okay. Because that's like a specific character, right?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It could be Marcus.

Goon4Vesper: That's not just like...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I don't know, Devin.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I don't know.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Okay.

Steve-O: Could be Marcus.

Goon4Vesper: But that was that was ah that was a moment for sure.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I was punching my dad.

Steve-O: Chris, get off me.

diet oddjob: He's like, stop.

Steve-O: Chris, get off me

diet oddjob: Stop hitting me, Chris. What the fuck?

Goon4Vesper: Chris, I have a heart condition.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Fucking super good.

Goon4Vesper: It's Samson.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Let's fucking go.

Steve-O: me. I will take the black box apart, Chris.

Goon4Vesper: It's could be Marcus.

Steve-O: I invented television.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Let's fucking go!

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah. Your dad fucking broke the black box out of rage.

Steve-O: Oh, it keeps hitting me. I got to break this box.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I loved i loved everything about the ghoul on the pole and all that.

Steve-O: are yeah So your are is the new season, because haven't watched any of it.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: was fucking great, dude.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, yeah, no. it They're in... I don't want Would you say full swing at this point?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah. Yeah, their enforcement.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, like, I...

Steve-O: they're good again.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it was never not good.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's something.

Goon4Vesper: It was just like, you know...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Slow.

Steve-O: Yeah, people's first reactions are the first few episodes I was a little surprised by.

Goon4Vesper: Well, you know... me Okay, well, I guess this this poses a somewhat interesting question because the first season was dropped all at once and people are like, man, I really wish...

Steve-O: right

Goon4Vesper: They did that again for season two, which makes me wonder if they're going to drop it all at once for season three or not.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah. Yeah. That'd be great.

Goon4Vesper: Because, like, you know, there's complaining about the ratings or whatever, but they're like, it's kind of apples and oranges because of, you know, the situation. But I don't know. ah It's like, I think a lot of it depends on how the season is paced.

Goon4Vesper: And with a show like Fallout, it just kind of feels like they should just drop it all at once. Like this week to week. While fun, well, yeah, like while fun, it's it's, I don't know.

Steve-O: let you paste it yourself.

Goon4Vesper: It can be a little frustrating, especially when you got, you know, you got it all at once the first time.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: all that All that being said, i do think it is now pumpin pumping ah you know in in fifth gear.

Steve-O: Pump in.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: you know with the with the The new Vegas shit has been perfect, too.

Steve-O: Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I love it. Love the references. i love what they're doing with the world. like at all makes sense to me. um Yeah, it's it's really good.

Steve-O: Devin, you've been watching it. Welcome to dairy, right?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, it's over.

Steve-O: It's over.

Goon4Vesper: um

Steve-O: what are your thoughts on that?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, it's been done. Man, I dug it. i I recommend it, to be honest.

Steve-O: okay

Goon4Vesper: if If you're like even remotely interested in like the Stephen King stuff, that guy that you probably never heard of, um it expands the lore completely.

Goon4Vesper: enough that, you know, and it there's an interesting tidbit that is mentioned in like the final episode about how Pennywise perceives time because he kind of perceives time all at once, he says.

Goon4Vesper: So he's talking to somebody whose kid is one of the kids that, you know, as an adult kills him. But he's like, you know, i could kill you now, but I'm getting killed then. So, and it's kind of,

Goon4Vesper: It's a weird comparison, but it's kind of like the Sephiroth remake conundrum where it's like, is he just kind of like, is his plan to just hop through time to keep himself from getting killed eventually?

Goon4Vesper: You know, just cheat until he wins. But then at the very end, um there's... like a flashback, but also a flash forward. It's kind of, it's kind of heady a little bit.

Goon4Vesper: And I'm not super up to date on like my it lore in terms of who the characters are and things like that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: What do you need to know, Devin?

Goon4Vesper: But

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You know Halloran is, right?

Goon4Vesper: yeah, yeah. We just, you know, any, he's like, Hey, I got a, I got a job at a hotel. How much problem that going to be?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Don't go to that hotel! Is that what you yelled at the screen?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. i i you know it's

Steve-O: Oh,

Goon4Vesper: You know what's silly? is I never even made the connection until...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Really?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, I just didn't...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You know, it's funny.

Goon4Vesper: I was like, this guy's somebody.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I i admit, i I read The Shining recently.

Goon4Vesper: I just didn't know.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I never read it.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: before, so it was pretty fresh. It's pretty fresh in my mind. i also started reading Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Goon4Vesper: Are you now... to

Steve-O: oh I've heard about this.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That is great.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That is great.

Steve-O: okay

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It is basically ah Dungeon of the Bad Mage, but if the world was taken over by aliens.

Steve-O: I have been actually like seeing this pop up on my Amazon regularly. It's like, there's like seven of these books now, right?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: it's It's written very much like almost almost like um like a World of Warcraft video game. And the world itself is built that way where you get loot boxes for doing certain things and getting certain achievements as you progress through it.

Goon4Vesper: Mm-hmm.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And Carl is the main character and he's kind of like a loser who lost his girlfriend. He has his cat with him named Donut. And then Donut gains sentience in the dungeon and becomes Princess Donut, who he travels around with. And she gets like, she's like a sorcerer.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: it's it's And it's all built like it's a reality television show, too.

Steve-O: yeah like this the slogans like the the apocalypse will be televised or something like that right

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Right, so it's like it broadcasted through the universe speak by a corporation that is running... The game. The dungeon game.

Steve-O: okay

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's cool.

Steve-O: Yeah, this popped up on my Amazon and I wishlisted. I was like, you know what? Let me put a pin in that because that sounds fun. So that's good to hear that like you've actually like read into these and are enjoying them.

Steve-O: so

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's gamer game gamer coded, but not in a Yeah.

Steve-O: Ready Player One nonsense sort of way.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah not Not when it's sucking its own dick.

Steve-O: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's very much pointing out glitches and how they patch things too. like That's funny. in in the in the game. like It's making fun of a lot of RPG elements.

Steve-O: I might have to grab this because this sounds like ah a good read, a good time.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, it's fun. And it's it's light. It's light read. Not really too dense. you know um Alright, we've more stuff to talk about here.

Goon4Vesper: Let's see. Yeah, so we got that. We got the Dark Maul. We got the He-Man. ah Super quick. They announced that they are continuing. They're both continuing and remaking parts of Super, ah Dragon Ball Super.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, you gotta you can't just say super amongst us like we know what that is.

Goon4Vesper: I know. know. I'm sorry. um so the first, the first like arc of Dragon Ball super was trashed online because the artwork was pretty rushed. just like, it was kind of, it was mocked pretty heavily and they're like, bro, this is Dragon Ball. why does it look so bad?

Goon4Vesper: So they're kind of like soft rebooting it. Uh, It is designed to be more faithful to the original manga, enhanced visuals redrawn and newly added cuts, narrative reworks and promises to deliver deliver even more immersive battle scenes. So it's it's like, oh, that's cool. And then they also announced that they are extending like where it had stopped. ah Dragon Ball Super kind of famously stopped at the tournament, like the tournament of power arc, which was great. But there's like two or three arcs after that.

Goon4Vesper: in the manga that they just for some reason or another decided to just kind of do the infamous anime hiatus where they're like, oh, we'll get to it when we get to it. And then they announce that they're they're kind of moving forward with that, which is like sick. That's like, dude, I watched Dragon Ball Dynamo like recently, a few weeks back or maybe a month or two ago.

Goon4Vesper: That shit fucking rocks. And I don't know, man. Dragon Ball is kind of Definitely my jam. Maybe I'm a super apologist, but like I really like super in general.

Goon4Vesper: So it's just good news kind of across the board. And then there was this we kind of briefly maybe sort of touched on it. There was an Xbox direct where they announced. Well, Forza Horizon 6 got a release date. It's pretty sick.

Goon4Vesper: And

Steve-O: I'm excited. I love those games.

Goon4Vesper: And then there's this game. i literally watched 10 seconds of this and not because I didn't like it It's just, I haven't really found the time to watch it. Uh, beast of reincarnation, which is a game freak game.

Steve-O: Right. This is the Pokemon people, right?

diet oddjob: Whoa. Oh, yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Um,

diet oddjob: What they're saying is that Nintendo has been holding them back because they made like an actual game that doesn't look like shit

Goon4Vesper: yeah yeah. I mean, that's the thing. It does look like an actual game, but I don't know. Uh,

Steve-O: I'm always a little wary because they, they on occasion make like the outside Nintendo game and it's always like fine when it comes out and I'm like, okay,

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Like, like the thing about this is like, let's not pretend like it's like all the blame for these kind of mid Pokemon games shouldn't just go on Nintendo.

Goon4Vesper: It's like maybe Game Freak's not exactly like a triple A quality studio. You know what I mean?

Steve-O: right It's like...

Goon4Vesper: It's like, I don't know. So like, I, From what I've seen, it's interesting. it kind of looks like a mix of a few different type of like genres. But don't know. Just interesting that they they're doing it. comes out summer 2026.

Goon4Vesper: twenty twenty six There's also a new double-fying game called Kiln, which is like a pottery game. You like create pot pottery monsters and they fight.

Steve-O: um Kind of like fallout, but pottery monsters and they fight.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: right

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, listen, it's a Game Freak game. um

Steve-O: It's yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Game Freak!

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, Game Freak. I'm sorry, i said Game Freak. it's a It's a double fine game.

Steve-O: Double fine.

Goon4Vesper: So it's interesting. Might not be my cup of tea, but it's probably going to be good. And then they they announced Fable.

Goon4Vesper: announced They finally showed off Fable. And it does look good.

Steve-O: It looks good.

Goon4Vesper: I don't think it looks bad.

diet oddjob: It looks pretty good, actually.

Goon4Vesper: i yeah, it's just, there's just something about this overview and and exactly that, right?

diet oddjob: It's weird say it loud.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: think they're finally going to get it right.

Goon4Vesper: It's an overview and they're just like,

diet oddjob: You don't trust it, Devin. You think it's all just kind of like fake shit because you you know you know Xbox is going to fail.

Goon4Vesper: just like I just just want to see something without like, like, I just want to see something that, that doesn't show a bunch of assholes like behind their computer desk in an office.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

diet oddjob: So you're just not

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's how I feel. And also, i know the his I know the history of Fable, and it's just never, they never get it right.

Steve-O: talking.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: No.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Ever.

Steve-O: The funny thing, though, is it's like they have taken this game because ah but what was the last Fable game?

Goon4Vesper: But like...

Steve-O: It was like a Kinect game.

Goon4Vesper: you nu Yeah, yeah. It was the one where you're like on the cart or something.

Steve-O: Yeah. And we played the beta.

Goon4Vesper: And then there was then there was that online game that they canceled.

Steve-O: Fable Legends, I think it was.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, there's Fable Legends, which got canceled. And then there was the Kinect cart game and then they closed down the studio. And like, listen, it looks good.

diet oddjob: you

Goon4Vesper: um And then they announced that it's coming out in November, I think.

Steve-O: Yeah, autumn 2026.

Goon4Vesper: Autumn 2026, which i I personally think is a game that they are more than willing to push away from GTA 6 or keep it if GTA 6 gets delayed.

Goon4Vesper: Like, to me, it's just like, yeah, like, It's not really going to matter if we release it in January or February or if we release it We just don't, we don't want to be near the GTA six bomb. And I feel like most companies don't really have that leeway. I think Microsoft does.

Goon4Vesper: Like, I think they'd be more than happy to just push it if they need to um for like purely, Political reasons isn't the right word, but like, you know, just like um

Goon4Vesper: placement reasons, right? We just don't want to get it to get sucked in black hole. We'll just push it.

Steve-O: My take is they they need to push these games out.

Goon4Vesper: Or if, yeah.

Steve-O: So that might be the other end of it where it's like this is a game that isn't ready to come out and they just shove it out the door. They're like, we we need something for 2026 because we ate shit ah shit last year.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: We weren't even the third best-selling console.

Goon4Vesper: yeah yeah

Steve-O: Some little Amazon cube beat us.

Goon4Vesper: But I mean, like, ah i really think they they don't care at this point. They really don't.

Steve-O: Well, you know, Phil Spencer, he's I see him looking at his rope on his desk every day.

Goon4Vesper: Dude, he's just Googling how to make some knots.

Steve-O: Yeah. What are you looking up there?

Goon4Vesper: How do I fix that?

Steve-O: How to tie ties.

Goon4Vesper: Nothing. Nothing. Nothing at all.

Steve-O: Don't worry about it.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. I'm just really getting into boating.

Steve-O: I think I'm going to get on a boat and never come back one day.

Goon4Vesper: My man.

Goon4Vesper: ah Yeah, but it's like, bro, you announced and and like, listen, like we said, it looks pretty good.

Steve-O: Yeah. Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: But for a game you announce in 2020 and it's 2026 and like the combat still looks, there's a little bit of jank still. And I get it. and the Games are hard to make and they're not done until they're done. But I'm like, bro, I don't like, okay, this is a good, this is a good comparison I was thinking of earlier.

Goon4Vesper: like they announced Wolverine a billion years ago, just like they did Fable.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: And then when we finally saw Wolverine, we got like a pretty high intensive like smack across the face type of trailer.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: And I was like immediately like, yes, I'm in. I am so sick to death of seeing like basically nothing to this is like the third developer diary.

Goon4Vesper: Now, granted, this is the most in-depth they've ever shown.

Steve-O: Right.

Goon4Vesper: but like I wanted the like the Wolverine type trailer where it's just like, boom, we're here. Look how fucking sick this looks. Aren't you excited?

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Here's the the when the game's coming out roughly. And like, they still haven't done that. It's just guys going, you could marry everybody in the town.

Steve-O: You're waiting for that hype trailer. See, the thing it's that's the weird thing about that the fable, like...

Goon4Vesper: And I'm like, I don't care about marrying everyone in the town.

Steve-O: Trailer lineage is they are tied to Peter Mullen you permanently. So they don't know how to like make trailers that are hype trailers for these games. They only know how to do Peter Mullen you trailers where it's like he promises you the world and gives you small glimpses. And then when the game comes out, it's just like decent RPG action game.

Goon4Vesper: like Yo, what is up with that? Like, why can't anyone just be like, yo, here's Fable. isn't it Doesn't it look good?

Steve-O: See, I'm hyped because this is the Forza Horizon team again.

Goon4Vesper: And...

Steve-O: like they're they're They're good.

Goon4Vesper: I know.

Steve-O: They're a good team. They're the only good team that they have where they they have to make them make action games now.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. And maybe I'm not being fun here, but like, one of the selling points is they're like, we have office style zoom-ins for jokes. Like, that's an actual game mechanic, apparently.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: And I'm like... Okay. Like, yeah.

diet oddjob: Might be cool.

Goon4Vesper: Maybe. i hope it works.

Steve-O: if You know, if if they do a little zoom and I get a little giggle, if...

diet oddjob: Can't wait to play it on PS5. That's what I'm saying.

Steve-O: Dude, that's the... It's already in the Steam cart. Look at that. Like, they know nobody's playing their games on the Xbox anymore.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: you

Goon4Vesper: Well, i mean I mean, that's interesting too, is like, they were very They said, yep, this is coming out on Xbox, PC, and PS5. And I'm not saying like they shouldn't have because it's called like the Xbox Developer Direct, but I think they need to just make it as clear as possible.

Goon4Vesper: like this is This may as well be like the EA announcement or like, you know,

diet oddjob: Sports. It's in the game.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, make make it the EA event show. Make it the Ubisoft event show.

Steve-O: oh

diet oddjob: Yeah, we can talk about that

Goon4Vesper: Things like that. Yeah, yeah. Which is like, you know, shout outs to them for canceling everything. um I saw something like their stock dropped like 36% in like a day.

Steve-O: microsoft oh ubisoft yeah makes sense

Goon4Vesper: No, no, Ubisoft. Ubisoft.

diet oddjob: You know what? Good. That's what I got to say.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Good.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, I kind of like don't.

Goon4Vesper: Ubisoft is going to have an interesting legacy, I think, when it's like eventually closed or sold off.

diet oddjob: as the ultimate Ubisoft hater of my entire life. Good.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, but didn't you love some of those games? Like Prince of Persia?

Steve-O: You love Prince of Persia.

diet oddjob: I did love it.

Steve-O: That

diet oddjob: Yeah, that was before.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: That was different. That different.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, that was different.

diet oddjob: Oh, that was different.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah.

Steve-O: was, that was their best era.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: Like the 360 era or no, that was PS two.

Goon4Vesper: Man, they there wasn't...

Steve-O: Wasn't it? That's X.

diet oddjob: No, that was 360, I think.

Goon4Vesper: oh

Steve-O: No, that was like Xbox one.

Goon4Vesper: ah

Steve-O: Sands of time.

diet oddjob: Ubisoft games.

Goon4Vesper: No.

diet oddjob: No, is that it was just called Prince of Persia.

Steve-O: Oh, you're talking about the one that was after the.

diet oddjob: The one that you see Siguros

Goon4Vesper: the The one with the Sia.

Steve-O: Hmm.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, and the Sigurios and the Sia trailer.

diet oddjob: Ubisoft games.

Goon4Vesper: But like, but the Prince of Persia 360 games are sick.

diet oddjob: Oh, you know, I did like, um,

Goon4Vesper: Or I'm sorry, yeah, the Xbox, the original Xbox.

diet oddjob: I did like Splinter Cell.

Steve-O: and

diet oddjob: Name some Ubisoft games.

Steve-O: Assassin's Creed, Far Cry, Rayman, Prince of Persia, Splinter Cell.

diet oddjob: Nope. Never, never, never.

Goon4Vesper: Prince of Persia. Watch Dogs.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Rain Man is a movie?

diet oddjob: Yes.

Steve-O: ah No, Rayman.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh.

Steve-O: No, not not like a gotta watch water.

diet oddjob: but I played Splinter Cell. I played Watch Dogs.

Goon4Vesper: good need Beyond Good and Evil?

diet oddjob: You guys played. and I ah trashed you guys for playing Watch Dogs.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, but ah Beyond Good and Evil, that was a good one.

diet oddjob: i was right And I was right. never played that. I should have played that.

Steve-O: Yeah, I was always waiting for the second one to come out.

diet oddjob: It's coming out, right?

Goon4Vesper: apparently Apparently, listen, they canceled a bunch of stuff, including the Prince Persia remake.

Steve-O: yeah

Goon4Vesper: That one, they said it's still in development, which is okay, you know?

Steve-O: Sure.

diet oddjob: I didn't even... Steve, i didn't even play Mario and Rabbids. Because it had Ubisoft's plaster all over it.

Steve-O: I played the first one. it was alright. I didn't play the second one. I had my taste of it. I went, that' this is fine. Division.

diet oddjob: I like...

Steve-O: Division was fun. i liked Division.

Goon4Vesper: Division, yeah.

diet oddjob: Just Dance. I like Just Dance.

Goon4Vesper: Valiant Hearts, that was a pretty solid game.

Steve-O: um

diet oddjob: What a failure of a fucking publisher.

Steve-O: ah

diet oddjob: I love how like Expedition 33 literally just killed Ubisoft.

Goon4Vesper: wait, wait, John, John, you're, John, I don't mean, i don't mean this to sound more poignant than it is, but your wife really liked Immortals Fenyx Rising.

diet oddjob: She did not really like it it. was just the game...

Goon4Vesper: she Your wife liked it.

Steve-O: Yeah, that was a weird way to do that, Devin.

diet oddjob: The game... The game she wanted because we got a PS5.

Steve-O: Your wife.

diet oddjob: And was oh, what game do you like? She played it for like an hour two, maybe.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, OK. Yeah, it's not what I heard.

diet oddjob: Oh, you know what? liked Blood Dragon. The Blood Dragon separate DLC.

Steve-O: Blood Dragon was fun.

Goon4Vesper: No, but you know what?

Steve-O: Blood Dragon.

Goon4Vesper: Far Cry when it was like before they overdid it was a solid. It was a solid out a lot of time.

Steve-O: it's a fun time. It a good time.

Goon4Vesper: Rayman that Rayman kind of.

diet oddjob: Dude, overall though, fucking...

Goon4Vesper: Oh,

diet oddjob: Ubisoft sucks, dude. they Like, real talk. Like, what have they done for the for the industry?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, they do suck.

Steve-O: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Most of the games suck.

Steve-O: they um

diet oddjob: Like, aside from, like the like, I guess the first couple, Assassin's Creed, kind of, like, so I don't even want to say spearheaded, but, like, they did the open worlds.

Steve-O: They did open worlds very good early on, but then...

diet oddjob: they They revolutionized the open worlds by making 7,000 fucking waypoints pop up on a map.

Steve-O: Right, no, no, but that's the thing.

Goon4Vesper: By making the template, yeah.

Steve-O: once Once Breath of the Wild came out, people went, oh, Ubisoft sucks.

diet oddjob: Oh, it doesn't have to be like this. Yeah, it doesn't have to be shitty.

Steve-O: Oh, man.

Goon4Vesper: You know, so Splinter cellslinter Cell, Splinter Cell ripped.

diet oddjob: It could be actually it could be aesthetically clean.

Steve-O: Splinter Cell's a good one.

diet oddjob: Yeah, I like Splinter Cell. I like Splinter Cell.

Steve-O: Yeah, Splinter Cell's a good one.

Goon4Vesper: yeah But like look dude, like, Prince of Persia, Prince of Persia, Warrior Within, and Two Thrones were like, that was a pretty solid trilogy of games.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That was also 20 years ago

Steve-O: Yeah. It was.

diet oddjob: Shush. Shush, Chris. Shut up, Chris.

Goon4Vesper: Shut the fuck up, Chris.

Steve-O: And you got a movie of Prince of Persia, right?

diet oddjob: No, but like, there's just like,

Steve-O: You got the Sands of Time movie with the julia Leon Hall.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: We got that, ah what what was his name?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Gyllenhaal. That's Prince of Persia.

Goon4Vesper: J. J. J. J

diet oddjob: Jilin-He. Jilin-He. Yeah, I don't know, dog. Ubisoft. Like any other publisher, name another publisher. Big big name.

Steve-O: um

diet oddjob: I can probably name you like three or four games that I love from them.

Steve-O: Activision.

diet oddjob: EA. Activision is easy. Call of Duty. Destiny.

diet oddjob: Guitar Hero. Boom.

Steve-O: There you go Boom.

diet oddjob: right off I didn't even have to look it up.

Goon4Vesper: Boom.

Steve-O: Didn't even look it up.

diet oddjob: EA. Electronic Arts. Madden. FIFA. i Just kidding.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, the big one.

diet oddjob: No, but... Electronic... Dude, fucking... um Mirror's Edge. I loved Mirror's Edge, the first one. and It's kind of a hot take. Everybody likes to dunk on that game.

diet oddjob: But I really liked Mirror's Edge. What else is on EA? Mass Effect.

Steve-O: another classic

Goon4Vesper: yeah the big one

diet oddjob: Another classic. um

diet oddjob: Getting slim pickings here for EA. i mean, name some games, dog.

Steve-O: uh

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: you You dug this hole, man, not me.

Goon4Vesper: Mass Effect? Def Jam? Def Jam Vendetta? Or is that EA?

diet oddjob: I mean, I wasn't really huge on that, but I respected it.

Steve-O: How about a certain Titanfall?

Goon4Vesper: Titans

diet oddjob: Oh, yeah, there you Titanfall. Boom.

Goon4Vesper: Ball? Yeah, yeah. Dude, Def Jam Vendetta.

diet oddjob: yeah they Yeah, they did my favorite game from them that they that they fucking suicided.

Goon4Vesper: Published by EA.

diet oddjob: Yeah, that that's awesome.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Of course.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Yeah, I mean, EA could name three games.

Goon4Vesper: No, dude. EA's got a solid track.

Steve-O: They got Sims.

diet oddjob: Oh yeah, they have buy yeah they got BioWare, they got DICE.

Goon4Vesper: Track.

Steve-O: Dead Space.

Goon4Vesper: Dead Space, Madden, Star Wars.

Steve-O: Dead Space. Madden.

diet oddjob: I mean, but but that's the thing though, like, you see these fucking big billion dollar companies and then Rockstar has like one or two games and they they fucking run circles around these guys and Capcom

Steve-O: all I need.

diet oddjob: has met I mean, I don't want to say has never failed me, but like a majority of my entire gaming personal personality is Capcom.

Steve-O: Yeah, no, that's that's the thing.

diet oddjob: Like that's everything I love about games is Capcom.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: Capcom...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: from the

Steve-O: for a majority of our lives has always been like kind of the goat, like since like nintender days Nintendo Nintendo.

diet oddjob: I mean, they even did ah they even did minish Minish Cap, right? Didn't they develop Minish Cap?

Steve-O: But when they started to falter, that was like, what was that?

diet oddjob: They even didn't.

Steve-O: The three 60 was the three 60 era kind of, but even then they did like dead rising.

diet oddjob: Yeah, love Dead Rising.

Steve-O: Like there, they were still putting out bangers even when they were kind of like faltering.

diet oddjob: You put, uh, fucking, my entire video game history is just synonymous with Resident Evil and Street Fighter, you know? And they had they got Mega Man.

Steve-O: Yeah. Mega Man.

diet oddjob: They got fucking Killer 7, Chris. You know we love Killer 7 over here.

Steve-O: We love Killers-Livin.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, that's an easy one.

diet oddjob: You know? They even have the weird fucking weirdo games, too. You know?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, Capcom, dude, I've been sucking Capcom's dick since I was child.

diet oddjob: And you know, I didn't love Dragon's Dogma 2, but I played the shit out of it.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: i like I enjoyed my time with it.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: um mean i've been playing i was playing Final Fight and Street Fighter and Una's what else. And they were all...

diet oddjob: And that's the thing, like, those franchises are still alive, right? So it's like, it's kind of telling when you see these other AAA studio publishers that can't even keep their big money makers around.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I know.

Steve-O: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Like, it's kind of crazy.

Steve-O: When you booted up a game and you saw the Capcom logo, you knew you were in for a good time.

diet oddjob: Yeah, dog.

Steve-O: When you booted up a game and it was the Ubisoft logo.

diet oddjob: All day.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Uh-oh.

diet oddjob: I don't know, dude.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'm diving in the hay.

Steve-O: Diving into hay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Pass-ass creed.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Well, like, you know, what's wild is like, they haven't for whatever reason, like I know they tried to remake Prince of Persia and that is now like a laughingstock, but like, i just don't wanna understand why they never even remastered like the original three of regional, you know, yeah, the, the,

diet oddjob: Beautiful shit. Joe.

diet oddjob: is kind Is Capcom the only are they the only ones that bra able to do the remake formula? Correct.

Goon4Vesper: I think so.

diet oddjob: Can you name another franchise that that was remade that had the same success?

Goon4Vesper: I mean, I'm sure it's,

Goon4Vesper: I can't think of a franchise, but like, I know like blue points great at those, but like, that's not.

diet oddjob: Well, guess Final Fantasy, technically, too. like that I mean, aside from VII, they've remade Final Fantasy IV like 7 million times, and it's been good every time, you know?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, it's been good, but it like Capcom just.

Steve-O: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: They're almost always like 10 out of 10s.

diet oddjob: Like, they and they can they can they have a they have a well that they can go to that will have fresh water every time, you know?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: And it's, like, it's weird because Resident Evil 5 is, like, probably one of my most hated games in the series besides 6. And I'm, like, I want a remake. I'm, like, dude, fucking this is your shit. Do it over. i think it'll be fun.

diet oddjob: Like, I'm open to it, you know? I'm open to a remake of a game I hated.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Apparently Night Dive Studios, who have recently redone the System Shock games, they're pretty solid.

Steve-O: Chris, you played that, right?

Goon4Vesper: Vicarious Visions did Tony Hawk, Crash Bandicoot.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I did. it's It's very nitpicky type of game, though.

diet oddjob: dude what happened Dude, what happened to Western developers, man?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: They they they were on such a rise with um in the 360 era, where it was like Bethesda, it was Bioware.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Like, these guys were like fucking, like, they were they were the big dogs, you know?

Steve-O: I genuinely think it was the larger publisher rushing out to buy all these studios that were making these games, and they just got stuck in this like huge like studio system where Bethesda got bought by Yay, or not Bethesda, Bioware.

diet oddjob: Like, there there was a point in time where we were like...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I personally, I think it's any of these companies that are traded publicly when it comes to like investors, they don't know.

Steve-O: Mm-hmm.

diet oddjob: Yeah, they just it just becomes a fucking, you know...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: They don't know good games.

diet oddjob: Yeah. It's just people I don't know.

Steve-O: Plus, I think you know people are only going to be working...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's one thing I like about Steam. It's it's a privately owned company.

Steve-O: Dude.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: So there's not a lot of investors breathing down their necks when it comes to dumb bullshit.

diet oddjob: Well, mean... There was a point... Dude, there was a point time where we were like, dude, are Western developers the new fucking Square Enix? And now look at us. It's back to the same shit.

diet oddjob: like if if you're not If you're not Capcom or From Software, then you might as well just fucking kill yourself.

Steve-O: Right.

diet oddjob: you know or you know or Or if you're not a beloved indie developer from wherever.

Steve-O: Right.

diet oddjob: you know like it's like It's crazy.

Goon4Vesper: Well, you know what?

diet oddjob: It makes me kind of scared for From Software, Chris.

Goon4Vesper: i just...

Steve-O: They'll be okay. They'll be okay.

diet oddjob: like Are they going to Icarus fly too close to the sun here?

Steve-O: I guarantee you.

Steve-O: ah You think that's what Duskblood and and night Rain and all that?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: they are They're spreading themselves kind of thin with these games.

diet oddjob: Well, the... well this

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's the

diet oddjob: Well, the thing is, is like the fact that Miyazaki is is the big, big boy there is like pretty comforting because like that guy, you know, he's kind of like, dude, I don't forgive me if this is blasphemous, Steve, but he's kind of like an Iwata type figure now where it's like if that guy's gone, it's over like that.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

Steve-O: Hmm.

Steve-O: Hmm.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, it's done.

Steve-O: No, it's...

diet oddjob: They're probably they'll fall to whatever Sony makes them do at whatever time, you know?

Steve-O: um

Steve-O: It's like if the Studio Ghibli guy like left.

diet oddjob: Oh, Miyazaki.

Steve-O: Miyazaki, yeah. If Miyazaki left Ghibli.

Goon4Vesper: Thank you.

diet oddjob: If your name's not Miyazaki, then you're not a porn.

Steve-O: um Yeah, like...

diet oddjob: Nah, but it's like, oh man, dude, I don't know. But the the thing is, Capcom is more akin to like, they're like, kind of like the Japanese version of like EA and, and I don't even want to say the word Ubisoft in the same sentence as them, but like,

Steve-O: not let It's not even a thing anymore. we We're not going to have to say that after a year or two.

diet oddjob: yeah i can't even i can't even name I can't even name a Capcom executive, to be honest. Wait, I don't even know.

Steve-O: You know, I can name one. Leon Kennedy.

diet oddjob: yeah CEO and founder of Capcom.

Steve-O: CEO.

diet oddjob: Carrier of the entire fucking publisher for for for over 20 years now.

Steve-O: yeah Head of the banging and hanging division.

diet oddjob: Leon Scott Kennedy.

diet oddjob: no No college degree. Just a rookie cop. Not even a Starz member.

Steve-O: yeah

Steve-O: He was working for the president after like a year.

diet oddjob: yeah rebecca Rebecca Chambers was a higher rank than than he was. Think about that. Maybe Stars is the problem.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing.

Steve-O: you know what You know what's kind of crazy? I just watched a video on this. I didn't know that you could play as Chris Redfield in the Resident Evil 2 DualShock Edition for PlayStation 1.

diet oddjob: What?

Steve-O: Yeah, there is this like um extreme battle mode, and if you play all three of the ah the challenges, Chris is an unlockable character, and he has a Resident Evil 2...

diet oddjob: What?

Steve-O: ah like He has Resident Evil 2 model. It's not even from the first game. It's its own model. And ah he holds his shotgun.

diet oddjob: That's cool.

Steve-O: And when he shoots the shotgun, he doesn't like flinch back like Leon does.

diet oddjob: Oh, he doesn't recoil because he's a big he's a big boy that likes to go to that Indian place.

Steve-O: Yeah. Yes.

Goon4Vesper: we Wait, wait. So you're saying there's a there's a mode with where you can play as Chris and

Steve-O: Yes.

Steve-O: Dude, we learn something new about Resident Evil 2 every goddamn day. This game is the game that keeps on giving.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'm trying to find the model. Wow.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, I'm trying to.

Steve-O: Yeah, I've posted it in shit talk.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, yeah. and I need a.

diet oddjob: It's just some Gen.ai fucking chat GPT thing.

Goon4Vesper: yeah Yeah, dude. i'm

Steve-O: What do you thought it was real!

diet oddjob: steve Steve got got steve just got. Steve just got got and didn't even know.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Wow.

Goon4Vesper: So what did you have to do to unlock this? You had to like.

Steve-O: ah So there were three like challenges that Extreme Battle gave you, and level three lets you play as Chris Redfield.

diet oddjob: Tofu. Beat tofu mode in under an hour. what

Goon4Vesper: battle mode.

Goon4Vesper: extreme add mode this feels This feels like Steve's just going, I just made all that up, you fucking idiot.

Steve-O: and You fucking Come on, man.

Goon4Vesper: This is what i'm waiting for.

Steve-O: where would that be for

diet oddjob: You gotta beat Simon, Devin. That's what you gotta do.

Steve-O: Yeah, i beat Simon, Devin.

Goon4Vesper: ah it All of the versions. oh i Shut the fuck up.

diet oddjob: Capcom has...

Goon4Vesper: I know I'm using an ad blocker.

diet oddjob: Capcom's fifth highest selling franchise I haven't even played any games in.

Steve-O: What's up?

diet oddjob: devil Devil McCry. i never played one Devil McCry in my life.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yep. Me either.

Steve-O: Ooh.

Goon4Vesper: whoa Dude, that's wild.

Steve-O: Okay.

diet oddjob: And you know what? I'm good. LeBron James, we're good. We got Ben Simmons coming up. Or whatever whatever that fucking Colin Coward video is.

Goon4Vesper: What?

Steve-O: Okay.

diet oddjob: You guys have seen that video, right?

Goon4Vesper: Oh, yeah,

diet oddjob: Where he's like, we're good, LeBron. We're good. We've got Ben Simmons.

diet oddjob: yeah But yeah, man.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, Chris, okay.

diet oddjob: like I know, dog. Monster Hunter? I'm not even a big Monster Hunter guy. I played couple the games.

Steve-O: yeah I played the newest one. I beat it

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, are you like a, fake are you basically a fake Capcom fan?

diet oddjob: I might be, yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Beautiful Joe?

diet oddjob: Yeah, I love Beautiful Joe.

Steve-O: beat it. you can't be a fake Capcom.

Goon4Vesper: Okay. Okay.

Steve-O: You've played these games.

diet oddjob: Dude, I have Resident Evil and Street Fighter blood.

Goon4Vesper: But like, you're not like, he's not like a big Mega Man. Yeah.

diet oddjob: dude i Dude, I was indoctrinating third graders into becoming street fighter players at my nephew's birthday party.

Goon4Vesper: He's not like a big Mega Man guy. He's not a big.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: I think I'm okay, Devin. I think I'm good.

Steve-O: I think it'll be all right.

diet oddjob: I i think I can get a Capcom tattoo.

Goon4Vesper: Nah, nah, nah.

diet oddjob: i think I'm allowed.

Goon4Vesper: I need to know your your final fight bonafides, dude.

diet oddjob: think I'm allowed.

Goon4Vesper: How many Breath of Fires have you played? Dude, Breath Fire 3 is the GOAT.

Steve-O: I haven't played a single Breath of Fire.

diet oddjob: How many 1940X games have you have you played, Devin?

Steve-O: Look, I might be more of a mainline cap kind Capcom gamer.

Goon4Vesper: Did you play Street Fighter 2049 or whatever?

Steve-O: Oh, on the Nintendo?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: Where Ken the Scientist has to...

Goon4Vesper: I wish some fucking deep cut hardcore bastard would make that a skin. How is that not like a ah skin yet?

Steve-O: because that game sucked and nobody liked it.

Goon4Vesper: In like.

diet oddjob: Dude, they gotta bring a... Alright, so Capcom...

Goon4Vesper: No, but like, c come on, just give it to him.

diet oddjob: Capcom could could print money if they brought back Dino Crisis.

Goon4Vesper: The fuck?

diet oddjob: If they brought back Final Fight with the Street Fighter shit.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: de baby Did they do...

Steve-O: Haunting grounds.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Was Parasite Eve then? No, that was not.

Steve-O: No, that was great.

diet oddjob: Nah, that's Square.

Goon4Vesper: No, that's square.

Steve-O: soft

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Score.

diet oddjob: Ghosts and Goblins would be sick if they brought that shit back.

Steve-O: That's a good one.

diet oddjob: Fucking Lost Planet was even pretty good.

Steve-O: That's a good one.

Steve-O: Bionic Commando.

diet oddjob: Bionic Commando, bro.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Oh, give me a Bionic and a hand over again.

Goon4Vesper: That game stinks, dude.

diet oddjob: What's that guy's name? Spencer?

Steve-O: Yeah, Spencer.

Goon4Vesper: Spencer Pratt. um

diet oddjob: Bionic Arm!

Goon4Vesper: Rad Spencer, that's his name.

Steve-O: Strider.

diet oddjob: Strider, Steel Battalion.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, dude.

diet oddjob: Dude, Devin.

Steve-O: capkat Marvel vs.

diet oddjob: Steel Battalion.

Goon4Vesper: What?

Steve-O: Capcom was the first time you were like, damn, Capcom's got some fucking fingers.

diet oddjob: I wish I was 40 years old when the original Xbox came out so I could buy that Steel Battalion shit, that giant controller.

Steve-O: You don't want that.

Goon4Vesper: ah

Steve-O: you would be how old would you be now? 80? What that, 40 years ago?

diet oddjob: ah

Goon4Vesper: so

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Thank you.

Goon4Vesper: 80 bro like bro i don't want to hang out with you anymore you're 80 no dude come see me in street fighter 6 like no dude you're 80 yeah yeah

diet oddjob: Bro!

Steve-O: You're 80.

diet oddjob: I'd literally be a fucking child child predator hanging out with you guys as a fucking 40-year-old.

Goon4Vesper: yeah

diet oddjob: Yo, come to my house.

Steve-O: you guys want to

Goon4Vesper: they

diet oddjob: Come to my house. I got Steel Battalion. I got the controller. I'm just Tim. I'm just Tim, but 40.

Goon4Vesper: yeah

diet oddjob: yeah

Goon4Vesper: No, dude, come on. cool Play me to see who's allowed to be Zangief, who do you fire six? Like, no, dude, you're 77 years old.

Steve-O: we're pouring into John's van to play steel battalion.

Goon4Vesper: Leave me alone. Yeah.

diet oddjob: but yeah dude Capcom just they're him you know they got it what is Sengoku Basara what is that I want that game don't know what oh that's the yeah Kobayashi did it the fucking the goat Resident Evil Resident Evil 2

Goon4Vesper: a Capcom game?

Goon4Vesper: Uh,

Goon4Vesper: Sen... Sen Goku! Oh, shit.

diet oddjob: Yeah, what is this game?

Goon4Vesper: I have no You know, John, you should play some Onimusha games.

diet oddjob: Bring that back.

Goon4Vesper: I think you'll have a newfound respect.

Steve-O: Speaking of respect, the full list of the 2026 Oscar nominations came out.

diet oddjob: Unimusha.

diet oddjob: Sinners is the Expedition 33 of the year, right?

Steve-O: All-time record with 16 noms.

diet oddjob: Alright, so Chris, I know One Battle is your movie of the year, but You're not going to be upset if Sinners wins Best Picture, right? I'm not.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: No. Good lord, no.

diet oddjob: I'd be happy for them to win.

Steve-O: Wait, can I go through the best pictures and you guys tell me whether you would?

diet oddjob: Which we'd be happy with or not?

Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

diet oddjob: Okay.

Steve-O: All right. If Begonia won.

Goon4Vesper: Unhappy.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

diet oddjob: i didn't but i didn't I didn't watch it, so I'm unhappy.

Goon4Vesper: Unhappy.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's a good movie.

diet oddjob: I'd be pissed.

Goon4Vesper: It's not even better than Predator Badlands.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: No, it's better than Predator Badlands.

Steve-O: right.

diet oddjob: Is that on there for Bloodlands?

Steve-O: No, no, no.

diet oddjob: Is that on there?

Goon4Vesper: No, no, no.

Steve-O: ah

Goon4Vesper: Trust me.

Steve-O: what about What about the movie?

Goon4Vesper: I'm coming into this unhappy.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: No.

Steve-O: Yeah. f one movie

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: No. Good god, Unhappy.

Goon4Vesper: Unhappy.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Unhappy.

Steve-O: yeah

diet oddjob: Devin, everybody loved that movie, though. You're like the only one that didn't like it.

Goon4Vesper: Which one? Which one?

diet oddjob: F1. I thought everybody like loved that movie.

Goon4Vesper: No, no, no. Listen, I liked it. I thought it was okay. It's just for a best picture. It's like, that's a wild fucking. That's unnecessary, you know?

diet oddjob: Listen, man, there's got to be little fish out there for the big fish to eat, is all I'm saying.

Goon4Vesper: But I'm saying like, I could have thought of like 10 other movies that were better that could have fit. That's what, but you know, at this point it's like, they just paid the, you know, they paid, paid to play baby.

Steve-O: That was an Apple movie, right? Wasn't that Apple?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah. Dude. They paid to play.

Steve-O: they paid Okay.

Goon4Vesper: That's what that is.

diet oddjob: It was pay to win.

Steve-O: Frankenstein. Frankenstein.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Happy.

Goon4Vesper: Uh, unhappy.

diet oddjob: I didn't see it. Is it Frankenstein or Frankenstein's monster, Steve?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Happy.

Steve-O: hamton

Goon4Vesper: It's not.

Steve-O: Oh, you know, to be fair, yeah i got a little wisdom.

diet oddjob: Which one?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah,

Goon4Vesper: speakeror

Steve-O: the The monster's the doctor.

Goon4Vesper: There it is.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'll let you try to recite that one.

diet oddjob: yeah

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, was like, i knew I knew you forgot.

Steve-O: Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: There you go.

Steve-O: mean

diet oddjob: Chris is like, let's see let's let's see these guys try to recreate that.

Goon4Vesper: I was like.

Steve-O: a Intelligence is knowing that there is a monster in Frankenstein. Wisdom is knowing that the monster is the doctor.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: there you go

Steve-O: Boom.

Goon4Vesper: i be you

Steve-O: Hamnet.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: unhappy i would be unhappy I don't like Chloe Zhao don't like her movies

Goon4Vesper: ah

diet oddjob: I didn't see that. Did you guys see it?

Goon4Vesper: I didn't see that one.

Steve-O: What is Hamnet?

Steve-O: Is this like... is Okay.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, he's okay. That's just, that's a racism pick for Chris.

Steve-O: um

Goon4Vesper: um

Steve-O: Marty Supreme, Devin's favorite movie.

Goon4Vesper: I'd be happy.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I haven't seen it but i i probably am going to like it like I'm not going to hate it so I don't know probably happy

diet oddjob: I haven't seen it.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Is that out? Is that streaming yet?

Goon4Vesper: No.

Steve-O: ah The next one is one battle after another, which I think we all can agree we'd be happy.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Happy.

Goon4Vesper: Pretty happy.

diet oddjob: I don't know.

Steve-O: ah

diet oddjob: Do we really want P.T. Anderson to win his first Oscar on this movie?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yes.

Goon4Vesper: His first one, really?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

diet oddjob: yeah

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yes.

diet oddjob: I think the answer is yes.

Steve-O: Okay. ah The next one is the secret agent.

diet oddjob: What the fuck is that?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That one I'm completely kind of indifferent about. I have not seen anything about it.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, have no idea. Not enough information.

diet oddjob: Who's in it?

Steve-O: um

Goon4Vesper: Yes, Steve.

Steve-O: Wagner Mora.

Goon4Vesper: Who's in it?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Interesting.

Goon4Vesper: That's like the slow horses, right? Where you're like, I've never even knew this movie existed.

Steve-O: I just clicked a button.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: People like it.

Goon4Vesper: that People like it, apparently.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'm happy for them.

Goon4Vesper: It's going win something.

Steve-O: I'm going to skip the ones that I know that we're not going to say anything about.

Goon4Vesper: It's going to win something.

Steve-O: Sinners. If Sinners wins.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Happy.

Steve-O: Happy. Happy.

Goon4Vesper: be pretty happy.

diet oddjob: I'd be pumped if Sinners won.

Goon4Vesper: I'd be surprised, but I'd be happy.

diet oddjob: Why would you be surprised, Devin?

Goon4Vesper: Because one battle after another and Marty Supreme are probably better movies at the end of the day.

diet oddjob: Because the director is Ryan Coogler?

diet oddjob: But would you be more surprised? Because you didn't say it when Mario... You didn't say you'd be surprised if Mario's Supreme won. That is a white director.

Goon4Vesper: No, I think...

diet oddjob: So...

Steve-O: Yeah, you expect Marty Supreme to win?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: You know i just I just...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Everybody's got their racism pick, okay?

Goon4Vesper: I expect one battle after another, and then if that, I think it'd be Marty Supreme.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's just the way it is.

diet oddjob: So you thought Mario's Supreme was better than Sinners?

Goon4Vesper: And then...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Actually, he thinks Marty Supreme is blacker than sinners. That's what he told me, so that's why it should win.

Goon4Vesper: dude You know what? You know who would say that? Marty. Marty Mouser.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: He'd be like, I'm blacker than sinners, because he's a maniac. I don't know.

diet oddjob: Was it better?

Goon4Vesper: i don't know.

diet oddjob: Was it better?

Goon4Vesper: Man, that's tough. That's tough. Because I definitely have recency bias with Marty. Man, Sinners is really good, though.

diet oddjob: We loved Sinners.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, know.

diet oddjob: We loved that movie.

Goon4Vesper: No, no, listen. I'd say there are ah they're it's a tie. But, like, I know I liked One Battle more.

diet oddjob: Okay.

Steve-O: That was your favorite.

diet oddjob: So would you be would you be more surprised if Sinners won over Mario Supreme? Or would you be more surprised if... like what would you What's your level of surprise between Marty Supreme winning and Sinner's winning? like which one Which one would surprise you more?

Goon4Vesper: In terms of like best picture, I'd be more surprised if Sinners won than Marty.

diet oddjob: For Best Picture. Yeah.

diet oddjob: Is it because of the genre? It's not really.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, it's yeah, it's like like Sinners is a little bit more popcorn, you know?

diet oddjob: Okay.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: are.

diet oddjob: Yeah. Right, right, right. It's like a blockbuster like fantasy sci-fi horror movie.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, and and it's the dreaded it's the dreaded like horror genre also, which is like never gets any fucking respect.

diet oddjob: yeah When was the last time a horror won Best Picture?

Goon4Vesper: I'm gonna say never because they don't get any respect.

Steve-O: They don't like horror. They they'd put F1 instead of weapons.

Goon4Vesper: They don't. Wait, it's Steve, I'm not looking up the list, but is what? Yeah, is what weapons see put weapons instead of F1.

Steve-O: No, weapons is not on the list.

Goon4Vesper: You know what I mean?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah, dude.

Goon4Vesper: Like that's what should have been there.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That's definitely true.

Steve-O: The freaks need a nom.

diet oddjob: Oh, so you know what?

Steve-O: 1991?

diet oddjob: Silence of the Lambs is the only horror movie to win Best Picture.

Goon4Vesper: Okay. Yeah, boom.

diet oddjob: The Exorcist, Get Out, Alien, Jaws, and Rosemary's Baby were nominated.

Goon4Vesper: And that was.

diet oddjob: Oh, wait.

Goon4Vesper: And how long ago was silence in the lives? 1991. ninety ninety

Steve-O: ninety ninety one

Goon4Vesper: one

diet oddjob: That's wild.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, we're due, bro.

Steve-O: God damn.

diet oddjob: Dude, these are some fucking classics, bro.

Goon4Vesper: I know.

diet oddjob: Oh, wait. So Silence of the One, Silence of the Lines won Best Picture. Get Out won Best Original Screenplay. Exorcist won Best Adapted Screenplay. What else came out that year?

diet oddjob: What could have beaten The Exorcist for Best Picture?

Steve-O: Exorcist.

diet oddjob: Yeah.

Steve-O: 1978.

diet oddjob: Three.

Steve-O: Three.

diet oddjob: 1973.

Steve-O: Shit.

Goon4Vesper: you know see, Steve, the whole decade, they just blur together, man.

Steve-O: Dude, I was off. I was off. Yeah, dude, you're not wrong.

diet oddjob: Jaws didn't even win Best Picture in 75. That's kind of stupid. If you ask me. Alien. Alien won Best Visual Effects. Oh, they gave them the fucking McDonald's small fries and said, oh, here's your Aliens won Best

Steve-O: Yeah, you're pretty, pretty costumes.

diet oddjob: Sound effects, editing, and visual effects. Come on, man. give Give these movies...

Steve-O: Best zap zap boom pow.

Goon4Vesper: Mm-hmm.

diet oddjob: Black Swan, best actress. Rosemary's Baby, best supporting actress. It wasn't even...

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Wow.

diet oddjob: What's ah what's your what's her name? It wasn't even Mia Farrow. That's kind of sickening to me. She fucking ate a raw liver on camera.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: No, I think they gave the older actress the like the Academy Lifetime Achievement Award for that year.

diet oddjob: Oh.

Steve-O: Mm.

diet oddjob: like Lifetime Achievement Award.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Achievement.

diet oddjob: I like that. i like that, Chris.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: yeah

diet oddjob: An American Werewolf in London won Best Makeup. Wow.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Cool. Now, that's Rick Baker.

Goon4Vesper: Alright, that's fair. Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: That makes sense.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah,

diet oddjob: Yeah, not dude. Silence of Lambs. And that's not even like real. Like, it is a horror movie, but like.

Goon4Vesper: but it's not like there's not monsters in it.

diet oddjob: It's not like vampires.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: I'd say, I guess I would classify that as a thriller, if you really want to be technical.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Yeah, if you want to nickel and dime it. Yeah. Suspense.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Thriller's getting nominated.

Steve-O: It

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: hitchcock Hitchcock put those on the map.

diet oddjob: Yeah, there's no Hitchcock horror movies on here, which is like insane to me.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Psycho, I know, got snubbed because of the subject matter.

diet oddjob: That's wild.

Steve-O: it had a toilet and people freaked the fuck out.

diet oddjob: No, not only that, that wasn't that like wasn't that like the first, and again, I don't know, correct my history memory here.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Toilets are fucking disgusting, Steve.

diet oddjob: But isn't that like the first movie to depict like a woman in a bra, like in an underwear or something?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

diet oddjob: Like it's like one of those.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: In the shower.

Steve-O: First movie with a toilet.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: First movie me with the toilet.

diet oddjob: Dude, dude, Alfred Gooncock, Alfred Gooncock.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: First movie with the woman in the shower. Yes.

Steve-O: First movie with a woman. First movie with a shower.

Goon4Vesper: well right

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: First movie with a wig. First movie with a knife.

Goon4Vesper: Oh, my bad.

Steve-O: First movie with a house.

diet oddjob: Dead corpse.

Steve-O: First movie with hotel.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: First movie with a psycho.

Goon4Vesper: First movie with sound effect. Music score.

Steve-O: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: No sound. Everybody just watched silent films but up until Psycho.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: Yeah.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: And then everybody was just vomiting in the in the aisles when that came out.

diet oddjob: That's crazy.

Steve-O: they

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, actually, you know what you know what I would... Yeah, to get to get back to the Oscars real quick, you know what I was surprised at, but the more I thought about it, I was like, no, that's actually a really good pick. Was Michael B. Jordan getting nominated for Best Actor?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

Goon4Vesper: Never even occurred to me.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: It's fair.

diet oddjob: Oh, did he? Did he get nominated?

Goon4Vesper: But, yeah, for Best Actor. And then I was like...

diet oddjob: For Sinners?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, and then somebody's like, bro, he played like two...

diet oddjob: Did they give him two?

Goon4Vesper: He he had two convincing love plot lines with two different women.

diet oddjob: And a plot line with himself.

Goon4Vesper: Like, two different... They were...

diet oddjob: Oh,

Goon4Vesper: yeah and they were...

Steve-O: a

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, like, they were different enough characters that you could kind of tell. Like, he did some heavy fucking lifting.

Steve-O: Oh, yeah.

Goon4Vesper: And I was like, man, yeah never mind. He does... He's not gonna win.

Steve-O: Better than the Winklevoss brothers.

Goon4Vesper: But...

diet oddjob: uh, Chalamet is probably going to win, right?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: No walk.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. Yeah. yeah ah Him or Leo, I think.

diet oddjob: Chalamet is probably going win, right? Dude, they're not going to give it to Leo.

Goon4Vesper: And honestly, I think Chalamet is going to win. He's fucking outstanding.

diet oddjob: They should give it to Leo for that that Latino whistle that he did in the car.

Goon4Vesper: hey

diet oddjob: Alone. yeah

Goon4Vesper: that's Yeah. that's ah Well, that's a street Oscar, right? anybodys He gets the respect for that.

diet oddjob: Well, he already has one, too, right?

Goon4Vesper: Yeah. But like he should have two. But I get it.

diet oddjob: Yeah, he didn't... What did he win for? Wolf of Wall Street?

Goon4Vesper: No, he won for the fucking Revenant.

diet oddjob: Oh, fucking... um Which one?

Goon4Vesper: He won for Revenant. The bear movie.

diet oddjob: Oh, yeah. Well, you know what?

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Yeah.

diet oddjob: I said I said this earlier about Mia Farrow. He ate of a real live raw liver in that. So he should have won and he won.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, but like.

diet oddjob: Mia Farrow should have gotten nominated for eating a raw liver in Rosemary's Baby and she didn't. So.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, that's the Academy.

diet oddjob: That's my that's my scale.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Sexism.

diet oddjob: That's my scale.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Fucking sexism.

Goon4Vesper: disgusting yeah yeah is there anything else probably not right just doing a quick little I'm just seeing Chris Redfield with the RE2 graphics

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Absolutely disgusting.

Steve-O: All right, you disgusting sexist. I think it's time we wrap this up.

Steve-O: I don't think so.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: No, Devin. Oh.

diet oddjob: Movies are dead. Movies are dead.

Steve-O: movies are Movies are dead. Video games are dead. um

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Dune's going to make five bucks. Dune three. It's over, guys.

Steve-O: Coming out the same day as yeah yeah our Apocalypse Doom Man.

Goon4Vesper: doons day Chris do you support that or do you think they should move Chris

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: Dune's day. Dune's. Dune three is going to make five bucks. Dune's day is going to make ten. It's over.

diet oddjob: Doomsday.

Goon4Vesper: Okay.

Steve-O: It's over. It's over. You heard it. right. We'll be back next week when things are back and thriving again. We're

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, right now, covered in snow.

ICECUBERAZZIEMAN: You can't get out. I'm in an igloo. We're all in igloos. Phew.

Steve-O: we're on igloos.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah.

Steve-O: Fuck ice. And we'll see you next week.

Goon4Vesper: Yeah, dude. Boo. Fuck, guys.

diet oddjob: I didn't say that. Please don't arrest me for no reason.