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Introduction and Resident Evil Discussion
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Goon4Vesper
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy episode for the week of January 25th, 2026. I got my X's and my Y's, Chris and Cross. Anyway, my name is Devin Kopech. With me, Chris Galanti.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Old man winter struck again.
00:00:19
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, back from his self-imposed exile, but also with him joining Steve O'Tierry.
00:00:25
Steve-O
Old man and winner back again.
00:00:29
Goon4Vesper
And the number one Ethan Winters fan club member, John Suarez. No, you don't, dude.
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diet oddjob
You know I hate Ethan Winters.
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Goon4Vesper
He's a mold He's made mold.
00:00:39
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Got him. Yeah, we need more we need more characters made of mold.
00:00:42
Goon4Vesper
You love that about him. Yeah, dude, come on.
00:00:44
Steve-O
Can Ethan Winters get rid of black mold?
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I do like
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Steve-O
Like.
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Goon4Vesper
No, dude, he is black mold.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He eats it.
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Steve-O
No, but can he get rid of it?
00:00:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He eats it.
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Steve-O
Can he like absorb it?
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, sweet black mold. He
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Steve-O
Because that would be like a tremendous service, I think.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
just eats mold all day.
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Steve-O
He goes into your home, he walks around, he's like, oh yeah, I feel it behind this wall.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I my daughter. He eats your mold.
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Steve-O
You'll give me my daughter back, right? Sure. Sure, Ethan.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Memento situation going on with Ethan Winters. um I'm not a fan of a mold man, especially him being a main character of a video game. But hey, to each their own, John. I'm not a big fan.
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Steve-O
Would that have ruined Leon, John, if Leon was made out of mold?
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diet oddjob
Of what?
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Goon4Vesper
Dude, that would ruin...
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diet oddjob
He...
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah, Resident Evil 9, you find out he's a mold man.
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diet oddjob
He might...
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Goon4Vesper
What do you do? Do you, do you like burn your statues? Yeah,
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diet oddjob
I think he is, though. Didn't they basically show that he is?
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Steve-O
He's got some shit in his neck.
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diet oddjob
He's sick.
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Goon4Vesper
but how many times, but he got infected in four too, and you know, and he's fine.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I have lot of mold in me. That's what he's going to say in the next game.
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Steve-O
ah
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'm not all mold, but I have enough of it.
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Goon4Vesper
but
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Steve-O
I gotta get it all.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's cool.
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Goon4Vesper
I got to save Ashley with my mold.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
ah Yeah, I mean, it does explain away a lot of fun video game-y shit, but it is mold still.
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Goon4Vesper
Well, I mean, like, the thing is, is like eight, seven and eight were like, he's putting his hand back on.
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Steve-O
ah Yeah, he's like pouring like Robitussin all over his hands.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, I know.
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Steve-O
It's like, what is going on with this man?
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Goon4Vesper
I'm surprised. I'm surprised he got two games deep before they were like, we should explain this.
00:02:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
it's it's They went a little too hard into trying to use the story to explain gameplay elements and mechanics.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You know what I mean?
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah, but like they they didn't need to make it that he's losing limbs and then reattaching them.
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Steve-O
Well, it's not until you are playing Ethan Winters, the person, for about like 15 minutes of that game.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I guess, though, that's scary.
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Goon4Vesper
That's on them. um That's on Capcom.
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah, let like that you find out.
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Steve-O
And then you are shot and killed. And then you are brought back as a mold man.
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Goon4Vesper
play You're not even shot. You're just punched to death.
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Steve-O
it doesn't... um
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Goon4Vesper
Now he goes, welcome to the family, son, and punches you to death.
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Steve-O
To death. Yeah, okay. well i would I would describe that as a shotgun blast from a farmer.
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Goon4Vesper
And then, yeah, I mean, he's a, yeah, Papa, Papa, whatever his name is.
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Steve-O
Papa pump.
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Goon4Vesper
can't remember his name. Yeah, Big Papa, Scotty, Scotty, pun Steiner, that's it. The big bad booty daddy punches you in the face. You're going down and you're not going to get up.
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Steve-O
You die. You die.
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Goon4Vesper
Did
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Steve-O
And then the only way to come back is become a mold man.
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Goon4Vesper
they establish what Ethan Winters' job was before all this?
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
ah he senior He was a senior mold man at his office. That's what he did for a living.
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Steve-O
ah Yeah.
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Goon4Vesper
What did he use in, let's see.
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Steve-O
Senior M.M.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Vice president of mold.
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah, before RE7. What was his job?
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Plumber.
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Goon4Vesper
He was a system engineer in LA.
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Steve-O
Plumber would be really funny.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He was a what engineer?
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah, so that's it.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
A what engineer?
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Goon4Vesper
A system engineer.
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Steve-O
A systems engineer.
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Goon4Vesper
You know, let's keep it as generic as possible.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
A plumber. That's a fun name for a plumber, Devin.
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Goon4Vesper
I think he was the guy that was like, I'm going to...
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Steve-O
okay
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Goon4Vesper
create PVC pipe for plumbers, maybe.
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Steve-O
That'd be kind of fun, though, if his mold powers let him like travel through it and he just kind of became like a Mario.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah maybe see it explains away so many fun little elements you got a little story that goes with it hey everybody's mold that's lovely what a lovely world
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Steve-O
Resident Evil 7, great game up until the boat part. Resident Evil 8, the first two parts are really good, and then it kind of goes off a hill.
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diet oddjob
And then you get the haunted house.
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Steve-O
And the Haunted...
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diet oddjob
Or is that the second part?
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Steve-O
That's the second part. Once you start having to fight Magnet, man...
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Goon4Vesper
I love the haunted house.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah that is pretty good
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Goon4Vesper
Well, that's eight, right?
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diet oddjob
So, ah the the yeah, the game dies and then and then it's slightly revived by playing as Chris.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
magneto
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Steve-O
Yeah. yeah
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Goon4Vesper
Eight a is great.
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Steve-O
Yeah, it gives you crits.
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah, eight is great up until I'd say the factory.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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Goon4Vesper
And it drags. It drags a little bit.
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Steve-O
You're fighting robots and stuff.
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah, and then you do the quest thing and then you kind of beat the game, right?
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
ah Devin, I actually have an interesting question because I've been perusing your your little game draft here.
00:04:57
Goon4Vesper
and That's my memory.
Fantasy Critic 2026 Draft and Game Picks
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Um...
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Goon4Vesper
Oh, okay. Did you notice how I refuse to let you edit it anymore?
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um
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Goon4Vesper
I unfucked everything you did.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
No, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about your your your your draft your fantasy draft.
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Steve-O
Fantasy.
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Goon4Vesper
yes okay. Okay.
00:05:16
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Did you did you counterpick Resident Evil 9?
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Goon4Vesper
No.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, I thought you did. Never mind.
00:05:21
Goon4Vesper
Hold on.
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Steve-O
No, nobody counterpicked RE9, I think.
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Goon4Vesper
my. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i was like I was about to be...
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Goon4Vesper
Actually, Chris, I think I did sort of, let me explain. When we were doing the draft, which, by the way, officially did our Fantasy Critic 2026 draft, I created a test league where I did counterpick Resident Evil Requiem.
00:05:40
Steve-O
Right.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh.
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Steve-O
Thank you for reminding me, Devin. Thank you for reminding me.
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Goon4Vesper
ah Yeah, yeah.
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Steve-O
I'm...
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Goon4Vesper
So, Chris, ah I don't know. the Gold star to Chris, because that's a a good catch.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i was out I was curious because I was like, this what do you know?
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Steve-O
Well, you're you're tied in on that, Chris, because that's Chevron Galantech versus Jeev Oduza's
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Goon4Vesper
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah it
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, no not half ah half of that team would never counterpick Resident Evil 9, all right?
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Steve-O
The Viper of Solterra.
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I can tell you that.
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Goon4Vesper
So the lure behind that was i was testing something out and I needed ah you know somebody to jump in with me. And then the... yeah The picks are are just extreme, and we I was going to get rid of it, and the the guys talked me into keeping it.
00:06:28
Goon4Vesper
But my real counter pick is, what is my real counter pick? Let's see.
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Steve-O
It's some like cozy game.
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Goon4Vesper
It probably is.
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Steve-O
It's a island of something.
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Goon4Vesper
Pokemon? No, no, that's Steve.
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Steve-O
Starsand Island.
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah, some... Oh, my
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
lost a little respect for you there because I thought you were going for like a deep hard cut there.
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Goon4Vesper
God. Could you imagine...
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Like a hard left turn.
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Goon4Vesper
I think the craziest counter pick is 007 First Light.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
left her
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Steve-O
I thought that was crazy too.
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Goon4Vesper
notice Yeah.
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Steve-O
I think Sting goes off or I'm sorry. Rain goes off his rocker sometimes.
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diet oddjob
Well, somebody... who Who won High Guard?
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Goon4Vesper
Stink counter picked GTA 6.
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Steve-O
Devin did.
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
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diet oddjob
Devin my devyn might have the Expedition 33 of the year with High Guard. Are you seeing all this press from it, Devin?
00:07:09
Goon4Vesper
yeah
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Steve-O
I mean, I saw the post that a Keeley made where he's like, in 48 hours, you will be apologizing to me.
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diet oddjob
No, but did you see that it's like Finland or some some country had early release?
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Goon4Vesper
Oh, no, I haven't.
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diet oddjob
And it's like 5 to 10 million people are playing it at the same time right now.
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Goon4Vesper
Well, as we know, popularity doesn't mean good quality. So.
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diet oddjob
Yeah, but if a lot of people are consistently playing those and in a country or or a couple countries right now for a couple days, like, that's saying something.
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah. No, no, you're right. You're right. Listen, I'm.
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diet oddjob
And all you need is what? All you need is, like, an 8, 7 out of 10, or 8 out of 10 to get points?
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah, like, it'd be, an it's an, if I can get, like, more than 10 points for $1, it's win to
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diet oddjob
Like, that's fucking...
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Goon4Vesper
A fix.
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Steve-O
John, you you walked away with, I think, was the golden goose this week of Crimson Desert.
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Goon4Vesper
ah okay
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diet oddjob
what Which one? Crimson Desert?
00:08:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
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diet oddjob
Yeah. I upped it because I i saw a bunch of people were tweeting about it. So I was like, I'll push this up to like 22 bucks.
00:08:08
Steve-O
was a smart move. what What did you have it originally at?
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diet oddjob
I think 11 or something.
00:08:13
Steve-O
Okay, you would have beat me.
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Goon4Vesper
Wait, wait, wait. So, you John, you didn't even see the RKO video? Because that's what told me.
00:08:20
Steve-O
Dude, oh my god.
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diet oddjob
No.
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Steve-O
The RKO video is what made me vote for it too, Devin.
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Goon4Vesper
i was like, yeah. so Yeah, that game is like, don't, it's definitely interesting because it's like, there's like too much.
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diet oddjob
Of Crimson Desert?
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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Goon4Vesper
There's like inarguably too much in this game. But just like randomly, there's a bunch of wrestling moves in it.
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Steve-O
I'm going see if I can find the RKO.
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Goon4Vesper
Yeah, and it was just it was just this guy giving goblins a bunch of RKOs, and I was like...
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diet oddjob
but I have all the Souls likes. Does anyone even have any other Souls likes but me?
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Damn, you took them all
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diet oddjob
I have every single one, I think. Yeah, I got... Well, Dustblood isn't a Souls like, but i got...
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
How'd they let you walk away with all them?
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diet oddjob
Well, Blood of the Dawn Walker is what Witcher like. But I got Neo. I got Code Vein. There's another one that I got.
00:09:07
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's be like two of those you're gonna hit, too.
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diet oddjob
Oh, Marvel's Wolverine. That's another Souls like. Lego Batman, Souls like.
00:09:13
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Wow, you walked away at Marvel's Wolverine.
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Goon4Vesper
Well, I wouldn't say walked away.
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diet oddjob
Yeah, that was my...
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Goon4Vesper
it was like his first draft pick, I think.
00:09:21
Steve-O
Yeah, which is a good one.
00:09:22
Goon4Vesper
Oh, yeah, Chris. So, so.
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diet oddjob
I'll trade it to you, Devin.
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Goon4Vesper
Oh, maybe, maybe.
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diet oddjob
and
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Goon4Vesper
um
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diet oddjob
Wait, what do you have?
00:09:30
Goon4Vesper
I got Onimusha, Marvel token, vampire crawlers replaced. Romeo is a dead man. And I had something nice.
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diet oddjob
Dude, Onimush is not coming out this year.
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Goon4Vesper
Dude, it's you know what, dude?
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diet oddjob
Sorry.
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Goon4Vesper
Fuck you, bro.
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diet oddjob
Oh, I was wondering, and I knew it was you, who got the unannounced Mario game.
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Goon4Vesper
I very much doubt it, but I just can't.
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diet oddjob
Dude, it sucks.
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Goon4Vesper
I can't roll these dice.
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diet oddjob
it We should have just, I hope it for next year it lets us save the counterpicks to be picked up later. Because this is just like, it's the Wild West right now. Anybody can pick up anything they want.
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diet oddjob
And it doesn't matter.
00:10:05
Goon4Vesper
Well, do you know what? Blame up. I was okay with having two counter picks this year, but I knew it wasn't.
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diet oddjob
No, i don't want i don't want to, but I just don't, I want it to be able to like,
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Goon4Vesper
No, but I think the fun, i think there's ah the fun of having just one, like you have to pick.
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diet oddjob
just stra Just pick it, but not drafting it.
00:10:22
Steve-O
i'm seeing I'm seeing people pick riskier stuff this year, which is exciting.
00:10:26
diet oddjob
Yeah, just because they can. Yeah, because you can, though.
00:10:28
Steve-O
Last year, it felt like everyone was just just going down the line at the beginning after a certain point.
00:10:35
diet oddjob
Yeah, but yeah, it would have been cool, though, Devin pick it high guard. It would have been cool to to have to have rain put his money, put his money where his balls are and fucking counter pick it after talking all that shit.
00:10:39
Steve-O
It would have been. It would have been.
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Goon4Vesper
Okay.
00:10:44
Steve-O
I wish I could drop my counter pick and like grab something. Just be like, oh, that's gone. I'm taking that.
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Goon4Vesper
No, man, I don't make the rules.
00:10:50
diet oddjob
Yeah, super drop.
00:10:51
Goon4Vesper
You know, that being said, guys, I did find a movie fantasy critic.
00:10:55
diet oddjob
Stint's projected fantasy points is 32.
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ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, really?
00:11:00
Steve-O
That's so low, dude.
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Goon4Vesper
Is it really?
00:11:01
Steve-O
That's so low.
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diet oddjob
Yeah, because cause he counterpicked Grand Theft Auto VI.
00:11:05
Goon4Vesper
my God.
00:11:07
diet oddjob
I mean, it might not come out, but even if it doesn't come out, like it's not like it's going to gain him anything, you know?
00:11:11
Goon4Vesper
Dude, mine isn't much better, though, to be fair. I'm only at 58. I'm not confident this year. and And I'll be honest, I blame it on the initial tilt of me having to give you my second round draft pick.
00:11:26
Goon4Vesper
Because it just made me feel like I needed to fill it up with anything.
00:11:30
Steve-O
Dude, you did. You filled it up.
00:11:32
Goon4Vesper
I know, i know. And... i and
00:11:33
diet oddjob
Yeah, but you know what? when When High Guard gets released and it's a 95, you're going to be feeling real good.
00:11:39
Goon4Vesper
That would be funny.
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diet oddjob
Alright? You'll be feeling real good when High Guard's a 95.
00:11:41
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:11:43
diet oddjob
can't believe... Yeah,
00:11:44
Goon4Vesper
Again, if I can get 10 plus points for a dollar, im I'm not going to be mad about it. But, uh,
00:11:49
diet oddjob
I can't believe... This is the thing. Rain let his fucking heart get in his way. Does he really think 007 First Light's going to be fucking, like, at that that ass?
00:11:58
Steve-O
I think he was hoping to be able to grab that himself.
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diet oddjob
Oh, and he was this it was a spite pick.
00:12:04
Steve-O
And i think he's I think he's too proud of a man. so when he's bluffing,
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diet oddjob
He's too proud of a man, but picked fucking the Halo halo campaign evolved.
00:12:13
Steve-O
Halo campaign evolved.
00:12:15
Goon4Vesper
Wait, wait, no. I thought... ah No, Stinn counterpicked GTA 6.
00:12:18
Steve-O
No, Stindy, he's talking about First Light 007.
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diet oddjob
No, my reign...
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Goon4Vesper
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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diet oddjob
Yeah, I'm talking about 007.
00:12:21
Goon4Vesper
I'm sorry. Yeah, that's... ah Unless he just really thinks like...
00:12:27
diet oddjob
Because I'm not going to lie, i might pick up 007 Collective's Edition based solely on the fact that it comes with
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Goon4Vesper
He's like, oh, I'll lose i'll lose like eight points.
00:12:34
diet oddjob
The gun from the man with the golden gun. I might get it.
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Steve-O
comes with a gun is that how they're selling pre-orders now they just give you guns
00:12:41
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I'm i'm a proud...
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diet oddjob
It's $300.
00:12:45
Goon4Vesper
RE Requiem pre-order were of the Locked Edition.
00:12:48
Steve-O
me too nice to meet you sir oh you're gonna be looking good in those in those cosmetics uh
00:12:52
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. And those goon cosmetics.
00:12:55
diet oddjob
Yeah, look at this. look at this
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Goon4Vesper
I said I might have some free time coming up.
00:12:59
diet oddjob
this costs just This costs less basically than um than the one Leon statue.
00:13:04
Steve-O
I think if you're willing to buy the Leon statue, you definitely are probably willing to buy this.
00:13:08
Goon4Vesper
But like, what the do you know how cheap that gun is going to look? It looks like shit.
00:13:13
Steve-O
What if it's a real gun?
00:13:13
diet oddjob
Yeah, but it's the fucking golden gun.
00:13:14
Steve-O
What if you buy it? It's an actual gun.
00:13:16
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, or or it's an actual real gun. That'd be kind of...
00:13:21
diet oddjob
ah Yeah, that that's possible.
00:13:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Hold on.
00:13:23
Goon4Vesper
yeah Yeah, I think that's that's pretty plausible.
00:13:27
Steve-O
John, your march is going to be like kind of like crazy because you're getting this crimson um desert, which I posted the Lincoln shit talk.
00:13:33
diet oddjob
Oh yeah, um Mio came out.
00:13:36
Steve-O
and
00:13:36
diet oddjob
Nio's coming out soon.
00:13:37
Goon4Vesper
did i steal did I steal a game from you, John?
00:13:38
Steve-O
Neo, Neo. Supposedly.
00:13:40
Goon4Vesper
The Goldman game? Was that you who wanted it?
00:13:42
diet oddjob
Yeah, I did i did put ah put a ah bid in for that, but um I'm okay with that.
00:13:47
Goon4Vesper
Have you seen the trailer?
00:13:48
diet oddjob
Yeah, it looks great.
00:13:49
Goon4Vesper
It looks interesting, you know?
00:13:50
diet oddjob
Is it coming out this year?
00:13:51
Goon4Vesper
All right.
00:13:52
diet oddjob
I don't know.
00:13:53
Steve-O
supposedly I'm genuinely surprised there wasn't as many people jumping on fable.
00:14:01
Goon4Vesper
All right.
00:14:01
diet oddjob
Dude, it looks good. Devin, Devin, Fable looks good, though.
00:14:03
Goon4Vesper
i'll I'll explain. I'll explain why I don't think so. Because this is why. i think fake I think it looks good. I think it looks really good.
00:14:10
diet oddjob
It looks good, Devin.
00:14:11
Goon4Vesper
I think that Xbox or Microsoft...
00:14:12
diet oddjob
Devin, hold on. It looks good.
00:14:15
Goon4Vesper
I think Xbox or Microsoft is very, very, very willing to delay that out of the year if GTA 6 comes out.
00:14:15
diet oddjob
Fable looks good, Devin.
00:14:23
Steve-O
I'm going to push back on that thought. I don't think Xbox makes it into 2027 without Fable and Forza Horizon hitting.
00:14:27
diet oddjob
They don't have a choice. Yeah. Without Fable, yeah. And you know what? That's fucking rich coming from the guy that drafted Onimusha, which doesn't even have a fucking release date yet at all from Capcom.
00:14:38
Goon4Vesper
You know, John, John, again, respectfully, shut the fuck up, dude.
00:14:39
Steve-O
Doesn't even. Dude. Why would they even release that game?
00:14:43
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:14:43
Steve-O
Pragmata comes out.
00:14:44
diet oddjob
That's fucking rich coming from you, Devin.
00:14:45
Steve-O
Resident Evil.
00:14:47
diet oddjob
That's rich coming from you.
00:14:47
Goon4Vesper
Not dude. I'll eat my shoe. If own emotion doesn't come out this year.
00:14:49
Steve-O
You were more willing to pick an unannounced Mario platformer.
00:14:54
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
if
00:14:55
Goon4Vesper
but do I put money on the table.
00:14:55
diet oddjob
and You know, that's spite.
00:14:56
Goon4Vesper
I think I just didn't put $35 it.
00:14:57
diet oddjob
That's spite.
00:14:58
Steve-O
Dude, I only put 30 on it.
00:14:59
diet oddjob
Steve, that's spite. That's spite.
00:15:01
Steve-O
i only put 30 on it.
00:15:02
Goon4Vesper
okay
00:15:02
Steve-O
And that's because after the trailers came out, I was like, oh, people are going bid on this.
00:15:03
diet oddjob
Steve, this is Devin's spite. This is Devin's spite.
00:15:07
Steve-O
And yet no one did. Everybody went crazy for Crimson Desert because of the RKO.
00:15:09
diet oddjob
This Devin's spite.
00:15:09
Goon4Vesper
thought i
00:15:13
Goon4Vesper
that's true
00:15:14
Steve-O
It does look fun.
00:15:14
diet oddjob
i't even and I didn't even see that.
00:15:15
Steve-O
That does look fun.
00:15:16
diet oddjob
i was just like, oh, this is probably going to be like, you know, this probably be 82.
00:15:17
Steve-O
Dude.
00:15:20
diet oddjob
I'll spend $22 for an 82. Fuck it.
00:15:25
Steve-O
I saw that um people were saying that Crimson Desert, ah there was a video that came out this week that it was like the bestest show and of some some game thing.
00:15:36
diet oddjob
Oh, man. Yo, hanging in the rafters with next to my Lego Batman best of the show trailer to.
00:15:44
Goon4Vesper
el Lego Batman is going be solid.
00:15:48
Steve-O
ah I've been seeing a lot of pushback from people complaining about the specs. the specs of Lego Batman. They say ah the specs are a little bit too, too intensive for a Lego game.
00:16:00
Steve-O
And also games probably going to godlike.
00:16:01
diet oddjob
um Doesn't that mean that the game's gonna be godlike if the specs are high?
00:16:03
Goon4Vesper
You know what's cool is I don't have to ever worry about that. It's just going to work or not work on my PS5.
00:16:07
Steve-O
And also just local multiplayer possibly, I think.
00:16:10
diet oddjob
No, but, like, this isn't, like, i was under the impression that this isn't just fucking Lego Star Wars or Lego Harry Potter.
00:16:16
Steve-O
Right.
00:16:16
diet oddjob
Like, this isn't a phoned-in project.
00:16:18
Steve-O
This is like an Arkham game that they snuck behind enemy lines to be a Lego game.
00:16:19
diet oddjob
It seems like this is... Yeah. Yeah, it seems like it's... It seems like it's a little bit more, you know... and Dude, once they drop that absolute Batman...
00:16:31
diet oddjob
Pre-order bonus. Absolute Batman skin.
00:16:33
Steve-O
Dude, if they...
00:16:34
diet oddjob
Sheesh!
00:16:35
Steve-O
Come on, sheesh.
00:16:37
diet oddjob
It's over, dawg. 95 is the floor for that game. If they put Absolute Batman in it. Just saying.
00:16:44
Goon4Vesper
fifty I, yeah, but long story short, ah I'm not, yeah, again, I'm not feeling hyper confident, but we'll see.
00:16:46
diet oddjob
Anyways.
00:16:54
Goon4Vesper
I think the name of the game this year is, is i think what we all did. We all filled up our rosters. We tried not to spend too much money and then we're just going to like drop and and pick up because yeah, yeah, Steve does.
00:17:05
diet oddjob
Well, Steve's got some slot slots still, though.
00:17:08
Steve-O
I've got i have four slots, but...
00:17:11
Goon4Vesper
Like I'm, you know,
00:17:13
Steve-O
I think i'm think I'm trying to walk back what I did last year, because I tried to fill out my slots very early on last year, and that's how you got a Mind's Eye.
00:17:21
Goon4Vesper
Right, right. but But again, the reason why I was comfortable with it is because there's no threat of the counterpick. Like, no one's going to stick me with unannounced mainline 3D Mario platformer.
00:17:33
Steve-O
Right, but only do you only have one drop? I think you only get one... one
00:17:38
Goon4Vesper
I do.
00:17:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:39
Goon4Vesper
but i but But here's the... And I haven't tested this, but I'm pretty sure this is the loophole. When you bid on something, you make it a conditional drop.
00:17:51
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
00:17:52
Goon4Vesper
So I should be able to bid on something and say, well, I'll drop eternal life of Goldman for this.
00:17:52
Steve-O
So.
00:17:59
Goon4Vesper
And because all like the most money I've spent on my bids has been like $5. I'm not feeling like I'm taking a nasty hit. Now, granted, I haven't tested this theory and I may have just like washed my whole year, but I'm pretty sure because when I make a bid,
00:18:19
Goon4Vesper
Let's see. I make a bid and I have a conditional drop.
00:18:22
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:18:23
Goon4Vesper
So. Yeah, I should be able to. ah Yeah, you may you can still make bids, but you must drop a game first. You have two options.
00:18:32
diet oddjob
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:33
Goon4Vesper
Use conditional drop.
00:18:33
diet oddjob
had to do that. had to do that for my last pickup.
00:18:34
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:18:36
diet oddjob
I had to drop something.
00:18:36
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. So.
00:18:39
Goon4Vesper
So to me, that's the move. But ah this is definitely since there's no stress for me to three Pete this year.
00:18:45
diet oddjob
There's a game i I looked at.
00:18:47
Goon4Vesper
We're in a rebuild year.
00:18:47
diet oddjob
I'm not going to say what it was, but there's a game that's supposed be coming out this year that's not on the list pick up.
00:18:50
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
00:18:56
Steve-O
Oh.
00:18:56
diet oddjob
not going say I'm not going to say what it is.
00:18:58
Goon4Vesper
can you Can you text it?
00:18:59
diet oddjob
Oh, I can pick it up now.
00:19:00
Goon4Vesper
me What the fuck?
00:19:03
diet oddjob
Well, not now, but I can bid on it now.
00:19:04
Goon4Vesper
I guess when you try to bid on it, yeah, well, I'll see it.
00:19:09
Goon4Vesper
All right.
00:19:11
diet oddjob
We'll see.
00:19:11
Steve-O
What are you saying?
00:19:11
diet oddjob
We'll see.
00:19:12
Steve-O
I want to see.
00:19:13
Goon4Vesper
All right. No, he didn't tell me.
00:19:15
diet oddjob
Yeah, i'm not I'm not bidding on it until Wednesday.
00:19:16
Goon4Vesper
But I'm saying we'll find out when he bids on it.
00:19:16
Steve-O
Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. All right.
00:19:19
Goon4Vesper
And then when I when i drop a something.
00:19:19
Steve-O
right
00:19:23
diet oddjob
it's hurrah It's Horizon Zero Dawn 3.
00:19:25
Goon4Vesper
Dude, I would never let you
00:19:25
diet oddjob
You guys just don't know it's coming out.
00:19:27
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
no
00:19:29
Goon4Vesper
I would never let you.
00:19:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
How could you?
00:19:31
diet oddjob
i would I would never let myself waste time typing it into the search bar to pick it up so you're saying you're okay Devin it's all yours
00:19:40
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
Onimusha Release Debate
00:19:41
diet oddjob
it's all yours fucking Onimusha that's not coming out this year dog we can do a we can do a side we can do a side bet one two three four five uh my uh fifth round pick next next round
00:19:41
Goon4Vesper
Thank you. Thank you. I really, ah I do need it. You know what, dude? You can go fuck yourself, dude.
00:19:51
Steve-O
Salve. sideba
00:19:51
Goon4Vesper
All right, dude. I would take that.
00:19:52
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
side bet.
00:19:53
Goon4Vesper
I'll take that action.
00:19:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
What's the action?
00:19:55
Goon4Vesper
What's...
00:19:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's the... What he put up?
00:19:59
Goon4Vesper
fifth round pick.
00:19:59
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You just had...
00:20:01
Goon4Vesper
ah I'll take it for $45. $45. Okay.
00:20:05
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
use just set you
00:20:06
Goon4Vesper
Oh, I thought you were, I thought you were real.
00:20:06
diet oddjob
Dude, no, I can't be fat i can't bet fab.
00:20:10
Goon4Vesper
My bad. Oh, going to keep it a buck.
00:20:11
diet oddjob
No, but I think is you can you're not even allowed to give money to people. Just money, remember?
00:20:17
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. I forgot. Dude, you're about to, yeah. Oh, Chris, you know, these are things you don't, you don't catch.
00:20:23
diet oddjob
Oh, here. no no. You know what Here's the bet, Devin. Here's the bet.
00:20:25
Goon4Vesper
Okay. All right.
00:20:26
diet oddjob
The bet is whoever wins gets the option to do a pick swap next year.
00:20:32
Goon4Vesper
What do you mean the option?
00:20:34
diet oddjob
if yeah If I win, if Onimusha doesn't come out this year, then I have the option to to swap pick slots with you next year in the next year's draft.
00:20:46
diet oddjob
if If I want, I have the option to.
00:20:47
Steve-O
Wow.
00:20:47
Goon4Vesper
but But then we'd be talking about placement. We'd be talking about placement.
00:20:51
diet oddjob
Yeah, so no, no, no, it's not even placement. It's just like if if the or if we do the draft order and like you have first, if you have pick first pick and I have fifth pick, then i have the option that and I won the bet, I have the option to...
00:20:57
Goon4Vesper
Oh, and you just don't like...
00:21:02
Goon4Vesper
ah You know what? No, this, this, I'm to say no. And this is why, because I think your claim, i think your claim is such bullshit that you got to put some real skin in the game to stand behind your crazy take.
00:21:05
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Hmm.
00:21:06
diet oddjob
This just is, yeah.
00:21:07
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
me
00:21:13
diet oddjob
What?
00:21:14
Goon4Vesper
Cause it's a hundred percent coming out this year.
00:21:18
diet oddjob
I don't think it is, dude. I really don't.
00:21:19
Goon4Vesper
Well, give me something to give me something to stand on.
00:21:19
diet oddjob
That's why I'm that so i'm that's why i'm giving you the option this to swap picks with me if you want.
00:21:24
Goon4Vesper
no, no. You're giving me, you're giving me a pittance. I need something to chew on. Cause that's an insult.
00:21:29
diet oddjob
Oh, you want me to say, oh I'll give you Lego Batman.
00:21:30
Goon4Vesper
You're insulting me.
00:21:31
diet oddjob
I'll give you Lego Batman back.
00:21:32
Steve-O
Whoa.
00:21:32
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah, you know, give me Lego Batman.
00:21:32
Steve-O
Whoa.
00:21:35
Goon4Vesper
If it doesn't come out, I'll give you Onimusha for next year for free. I'll first round draft pick it.
00:21:42
diet oddjob
No, no, we're not doing that anymore because that was too, it was too controversial.
00:21:43
Goon4Vesper
I'll make myself the first round draft pick so I can get It yeah was was a little testy.
00:21:44
Steve-O
yes
00:21:50
Goon4Vesper
little testy, not gonna lie.
00:21:51
diet oddjob
I'll think of I'll think of something creative.
00:21:53
Goon4Vesper
Okay.
00:21:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
that was such that was a devil's bargain right there that i just witnessed that's pure devil's bargain
00:21:53
diet oddjob
It'll be like, um, it was, no, but dude, he went for it.
00:21:55
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. okay Yeah.
00:21:59
diet oddjob
He went for it. The fact is, yeah, I mean, if, if you came closer, like if Metroid was like in a 95 or a 90 or something, like it would have been little bit worth it.
00:22:00
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:22:08
Goon4Vesper
Oh, well, you know what you know what I was saying, though, Chris, this is what you didn't get to experience. John was about to just just nuke the planet over a dollar.
00:22:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:22:18
Goon4Vesper
He was. He was crying because because he was like, well, these are the terms of the deal.
00:22:22
diet oddjob
I wasn't crying. That wasn't part of the deal, dog.
00:22:25
Goon4Vesper
These are the terms of a deal.
00:22:26
diet oddjob
It's not. It's not, though.
00:22:28
Goon4Vesper
Like, bro, it's a dollar.
00:22:28
diet oddjob
Steve, Steve, Steve. i'm i'm just i'm sure
00:22:30
Goon4Vesper
That's one high guard, John.
00:22:32
diet oddjob
i'm sure I'm sure Steve. That's what I'm saying. That could have been my eye guard.
00:22:36
Goon4Vesper
all right so so the the context is this uh john and i made i'm gonna say a front door shady deal uh to to you know for metroid crime 4 yeah it was pretty shady but but we yeah everybody was ah it was everything was you know above board and what we had agreed on was i would give john uh was it a second round draft pick
00:22:47
diet oddjob
It was pretty fucking shady. Yeah, it was pretty shady. but Everybody was aware of it.
00:23:01
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, no, I know about all of this.
00:23:01
diet oddjob
Yeah, you're your second-round pick.
00:23:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:23:03
Goon4Vesper
Okay, yeah, yeah. So, no, no.
00:23:04
Steve-O
he remembers this.
00:23:05
Goon4Vesper
So, so I give him the draft pick, but in trying to do that, there was no option to just give him that.
00:23:09
diet oddjob
There's no option to just just draft picks, trade picks.
00:23:13
Goon4Vesper
Like, he needed to give me something.
00:23:14
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Where if I was the commissioner this league, I would have to
00:23:15
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:23:15
diet oddjob
Yeah, yes. Devin had to draft devyn had the draft the game that I wanted and then trade it to me after the draft was over.
00:23:21
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah. So...
00:23:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i was the commission of this league i would have to investigate that.
00:23:24
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, we all we all agreed on it last year. But the point is, is i was like, dude, mechanically, it won't let me. You have to at least give me a dollar. Let's just call it a dollar.
00:23:36
Goon4Vesper
And John stamped his feet, folded his arms, and it was a whole process. I basically had a backdoor break the whole system.
00:23:43
diet oddjob
You didn't have to. You just had to override the thing like a commissioner.
00:23:46
Goon4Vesper
I don't even know how I did it, but I did it and I and I gave it to him. But but the fact is.
00:23:49
diet oddjob
All I'm saying is like, you were like, oh, throw a dollar in there. And I'm like, ah, that's not part of the deal.
00:23:52
Goon4Vesper
But like, what could you have done? what could What would you have done if we just couldn't mechanically do it?
00:23:59
diet oddjob
don't know. I mean, no, no. the
00:24:01
Goon4Vesper
Okay,
00:24:01
diet oddjob
No, what we would have done was I would have a dollar in the bank from you later if there was another deal between us. At some point, we would have to add another dollar back.
00:24:08
Goon4Vesper
okay. okay I was just, you know, and like, listen, on one hand, I get it.
00:24:11
diet oddjob
and that was That's what i
00:24:13
Goon4Vesper
Those were the stakes, but like mechanically it was mechanically, it was giving me a hard time.
00:24:14
diet oddjob
That was the fucking deal. it A dollar wasn't part of the deal.
00:24:18
Goon4Vesper
It was giving me a hard time.
00:24:20
diet oddjob
If it was 50 cents, if it was 5 cents, if it was 1 cent, I would say fuck you, dude.
00:24:24
Goon4Vesper
You know, dude, you're walter you're Walter White when you bought when he bought the the car wash.
00:24:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Principal.
00:24:24
diet oddjob
That wasn't part of the fucking deal, dog.
00:24:29
diet oddjob
I'm the danger.
00:24:30
Goon4Vesper
No, when he caught but bought the car wash and he was like, I need the dollar, the first dollar that you earn.
00:24:34
diet oddjob
Was he wrong? Was he wrong? Was he wrong for that?
00:24:37
Goon4Vesper
He
Fantasy Critic League Mechanics
00:24:38
Goon4Vesper
was a piece of shit for it, dude.
00:24:38
diet oddjob
I don't think he was.
00:24:40
Goon4Vesper
He used it to get a gum or something.
00:24:40
diet oddjob
Well, you know what? I'm sorry. In this kind of, in this kind, in this line of business, you you can't be soft when it comes to these things.
00:24:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You got to be tough.
00:24:47
diet oddjob
That's all I'm saying, dog.
00:24:47
Goon4Vesper
All right.
00:24:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You want to be a boss.
00:24:48
Goon4Vesper
All right.
00:24:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You have to be tough.
00:24:49
diet oddjob
Yeah. All right.
00:24:51
Goon4Vesper
I'm just saying.
00:24:51
Steve-O
if If he gives you if he gives you an inch...
00:24:52
diet oddjob
I just be like, ah oh, yeah, I'll give you a dollar.
00:24:52
Goon4Vesper
That's who that's literally...
00:24:54
diet oddjob
I'll give you a dollar.
00:24:55
Goon4Vesper
yes
00:24:55
diet oddjob
I'll change the, I'll change the fucking, the order of the trade because, you know, because the system won't let me do it easily. And I was like, just fucking override it. And you're like, oh, okay, I guess I could do that.
00:25:07
Goon4Vesper
I don't know.
00:25:07
diet oddjob
Oh, my bad.
00:25:07
Goon4Vesper
i honestly, we did it. We got it done, but I couldn't even remember how I did it.
00:25:11
diet oddjob
but because you're the commissioner, so you can just drop, you can drop 007 First Light from Steve Ross right now if you wanted to.
00:25:17
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:25:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Damn, you should.
00:25:17
Steve-O
That'd be messed up. That'd be messed up.
00:25:19
Goon4Vesper
Man.
00:25:19
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That'd be fun.
00:25:21
Goon4Vesper
You know, ah honestly, Steve, if you didn't if you didn't hook up fantasy critic to the to the discord, I could have I could have did some backdoor shady deals.
00:25:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Chaos time.
00:25:33
Goon4Vesper
Last year and got my triple crown. No one would have known.
00:25:37
Steve-O
Oh, we would have all known.
00:25:38
Goon4Vesper
ah No, no, no, no.
00:25:38
diet oddjob
We would have seen it
00:25:39
Steve-O
We would have all known.
00:25:40
Goon4Vesper
I'm saying if he unhooked the Discord. Because those first two years...
00:25:44
Steve-O
Nah. Brave mouth. That's why he's not in this year.
00:25:46
diet oddjob
Because you're saying people just stop getting engaged, right?
00:25:47
Steve-O
That's why he's not in this year.
00:25:49
diet oddjob
People just stop being engaged after a while.
00:25:49
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, those first two years, man, like, ah it it was very much like you had to just be, like, invested. And I feel like only, like, half of the squad was invested.
00:25:56
Steve-O
Yeah. You could float some super cheap bids in. Hey,
00:26:01
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. But now that we have the, you know, the snitch machine... It's a little bit harder.
00:26:08
Steve-O
hey everybody.
00:26:08
Goon4Vesper
Everybody's a little bit more on their, which, which I will admit it's a net positive.
00:26:08
Steve-O
Look at these bids. We got bids.
00:26:11
Goon4Vesper
It is a net positive for the game. Keeps people more invested, but you know, the same time, I could have been sitting here with my, my unsullied three Pete, my Tom Brady.
00:26:25
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
If you just cheated, like the Patriots.
00:26:27
Goon4Vesper
If I just, it's, but no one would have known Chris.
00:26:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:26:31
Steve-O
No one would have known that he was the cheater.
00:26:31
Goon4Vesper
And that's no one would have known.
00:26:34
Steve-O
No one would have known he was the cheater.
00:26:35
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I know that they deflated those balls, Devin, and I would know if you did my balls in some soy sauce.
00:26:39
Goon4Vesper
It was the weather, Chris.
00:26:40
diet oddjob
You just got to dip those balls in the soy sauce and you can taste the soy sauce.
00:26:42
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:26:43
Steve-O
Umami. Umami.
00:26:46
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I know it's cheating, but I can taste the umami. Umami.
00:26:50
Steve-O
Umami.
00:26:50
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Umami?
00:26:51
Steve-O
umami
00:26:52
Goon4Vesper
You know, umami.
00:26:52
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Umami.
00:26:54
Steve-O
mamy
00:26:55
Goon4Vesper
I hate it.
00:26:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Anybody out there doing that?
00:26:56
Goon4Vesper
I hate it. It's disgusting.
00:26:58
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
to Let us know.
00:27:00
Goon4Vesper
Clap your hands.
00:27:01
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Dip your balls in soy sauce. Apparently you can taste the soy sauce in your mouth. According to Steve O'Tierry, resident ball dipper.
00:27:09
Goon4Vesper
Thank
00:27:09
Steve-O
I didn't do it. I didn't do it. it's just something I heard.
00:27:12
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I know, but you didn't do it this time. But like other stuff, fads, but dipping your balls in things, you've done. So that's why i said ball dipper.
00:27:22
Steve-O
don't think I have. I think you're just.
00:27:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You've done it all the time. What are you talking about?
00:27:26
Steve-O
You know what? If we pull up our lists of ball dipping, Chris, I think you got three or four more.
00:27:29
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Rusty males!
00:27:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:27:31
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
okay
00:27:31
Steve-O
yeah You were on Fear Factor that one season. I have a terrible fear of dipping my balls into the rusty nails. That's very specific.
00:27:41
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And adamant and logical.
00:27:44
Steve-O
i'm afraid I'm afraid of having all my bones replaced with adamantium.
00:27:48
Goon4Vesper
Oh, man.
00:27:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's... You're getting something past somebody with that fear.
00:27:51
diet oddjob
Thank
00:27:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You're getting strong bones.
00:27:55
Steve-O
Strong bones.
00:27:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Hell yeah.
00:27:56
Steve-O
Joe Rogan will be like, oh, we made your bones all strong and fat.
00:27:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Any...
00:28:03
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Hey, speaking of bones, I'm going to transition this a little bit.
00:28:04
Goon4Vesper
ah I was like, where are we going with this? ah Do you see Bone Lake this week?
00:28:07
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Uh, Devin, Devin, and Devin, I'm sure you talked about the bone temple and sung its praises.
00:28:08
Goon4Vesper
Oh, okay.
00:28:10
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:28:13
Goon4Vesper
Oh, I, I, I, yes. I glazed, I glazed the bone temple.
00:28:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Um, I, I also want to, just want glaze a little bit too.
00:28:21
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, no, dude, please. By all means.
00:28:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um absolutely a experience. Um, second only 28 days later. um ah just a wonderful movie.
00:28:34
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Wonderful. I, and it's shockingly good. I really went into it with mixed feelings considering, uh, you know, I think I've, I've rewatched 28 years later and it is kind of weak, you know, like it's not a strong film even, even before the end, the crazy end, like it's okay.
00:28:51
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:28:55
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's fine. Um, but yeah, this is, uh, it's just so much better. In every every every way.
00:29:01
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:29:02
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um Yeah. I i just loved it. Ralph Fiennes is wonderful in this. He's wonderful.
00:29:10
diet oddjob
Voldemort?
00:29:10
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, that guy's ah real good. He's a real good a real good actor.
00:29:13
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah Yeah. He's always good.
00:29:16
Goon4Vesper
He's kind of one of those guys that starting to realize...
00:29:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And he. Like I feel like his role. Expanded quite a bit in this. And he had ah a bigger part. And it's hard to even say. Who is the main character in this there's this a lot going on and it's very, it's different and experimental in some ways. It's really cool.
00:29:37
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah. I, I loved it. Really go see it immediately.
00:29:41
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. John, did you end up watching 28 years later yet?
00:29:45
diet oddjob
Not yet, no.
00:29:46
Goon4Vesper
It's still the list.
00:29:46
diet oddjob
watching I'm watching all the James Bond movies first, and then I'll watch everything else.
00:29:50
Goon4Vesper
This is like you trying to beat expedition 33. Oh,
00:29:54
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
This is a, this is going to be a, this is, this is,
00:29:55
diet oddjob
How? Oh, I'm sorry. Did you even beat Simon? No, you didn't. I did it all, dog. I am the only one in the Discord server that has any fucking credibility when it comes to the opinion on that fucking game.
00:30:09
Goon4Vesper
ah
00:30:10
diet oddjob
Because I beat Simon. Nobody else did.
00:30:12
Goon4Vesper
you You beat him with like a cheat code basically.
00:30:15
diet oddjob
Why didn't you do it then? If it was so cheaty.
00:30:16
Goon4Vesper
Because I didn't feel like it.
00:30:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Wow.
00:30:18
Steve-O
Damn. Damn.
00:30:18
diet oddjob
Oh, I'm sorry.
00:30:19
Goon4Vesper
Well, I'm just saying, you you say legitimate, you literally, get gay I had to build the one shot him and and you're acting like you're acting like you fucking built the pyramids.
00:30:19
Steve-O
damn
00:30:23
diet oddjob
And you know what? You know what? That was my... I'm not gonna hide That was my favorite part of the game. That was my favorite part of the game.
00:30:28
Goon4Vesper
Okay. All right.
00:30:29
Steve-O
This is wild to me.
00:30:30
Goon4Vesper
All
00:30:31
Steve-O
It's like Devin walks over and just like tugs on John's sleeve and is like, have you haven't you seen the new 28 years later to movie?
00:30:34
diet oddjob
yeah And I'm like, oh, excuse me.
00:30:35
Goon4Vesper
right.
00:30:39
Steve-O
And John's like, smack!
00:30:40
diet oddjob
you beat Simon? Did you beat fucking Simon, dog?
00:30:42
Goon4Vesper
yeah yeah larry john did you John, did you watch this movie?
00:30:43
Steve-O
Don't talk to me until you beat Simon!
00:30:47
Goon4Vesper
We all really like, fuck you, do you Pete Simon.
00:30:47
diet oddjob
I'm just saying, dog.
00:30:51
Steve-O
sure You what?
00:30:52
Goon4Vesper
so
00:30:52
Steve-O
That should be the new meta for things. Like, hey, you should watch this movie.
00:30:54
Goon4Vesper
yeah Yeah, that's the new Explain Death Stranding.
00:30:55
Steve-O
Yeah, well, did you beat Simon? Go beat Simon!
00:30:57
diet oddjob
Chris knows.
00:30:58
Goon4Vesper
Death Stranding me.
00:31:00
diet oddjob
Chris knows.
00:31:00
Goon4Vesper
but that's strangeing to me
00:31:02
diet oddjob
chris how how trick Chris, how triggered would you be if somebody had...
00:31:02
Steve-O
Chris gets it.
00:31:05
diet oddjob
It could be good, it could be bad. If somebody had any opinion on Elden Ring, but they never beat Millennium. How would you feel? when that what Yeah, yeah it's not you don't even want to listen them.
00:31:12
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
a clown! There's a clown in front of me. There's
00:31:15
diet oddjob
Even if they liked your favorite game.
00:31:16
Goon4Vesper
In opinion.
00:31:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
a little clown dancing.
00:31:18
diet oddjob
if they Even if they loved your favorite game, it wouldn't even matter.
00:31:20
Goon4Vesper
but what Wait, has everyone...
00:31:21
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And listen, I let people pass with the pre-patch for Don shit, too.
00:31:21
diet oddjob
Because they didn't even do anything.
00:31:26
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
like
00:31:26
diet oddjob
You gotta beat Millennia, though. you know?
00:31:28
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You gotta beat Millennium.
00:31:29
Steve-O
You got to beat Millennia.
00:31:31
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Come on. Good lord.
00:31:33
diet oddjob
doesn't count.
00:31:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Good lord.
00:31:34
diet oddjob
doesn't count as completing the game.
00:31:36
Goon4Vesper
Well, Steve didn't. You didn't beat Elden Ring.
00:31:38
Steve-O
I beat the game before I didn't even know what he knew about it.
00:31:42
Goon4Vesper
yeah yeah
00:31:43
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
don't even
00:31:44
diet oddjob
like, well, by the way, did you just did you be you even beat Simon?
00:31:44
Goon4Vesper
Man, this is easy. This is really easy, guys. Yeah, this is
00:31:48
Steve-O
Look, look, there's an order.
00:31:48
diet oddjob
you beat Simon?
00:31:50
Steve-O
First to beat the game, first to beat Simon and Chris.
00:31:50
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i
00:31:55
Steve-O
For Devin, you've got to get in line.
00:31:59
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I didn't do anything.
00:32:00
diet oddjob
just saying, dog. I'm just saying.
00:32:03
Steve-O
do anything, but he's great. We love him.
00:32:07
diet oddjob
Devin's just like, oh, yo, did did you pick, ah you pick Verso or Mael's ending?
00:32:09
Steve-O
yep
00:32:12
diet oddjob
Did you beat Simon? That's my, that's my response to that.
00:32:16
Steve-O
Have you beaten simon
00:32:18
diet oddjob
Did you even, did you beat Simon though? or did you even see him? Did you even see what he looked like?
00:32:22
Goon4Vesper
Did you cheat and one shot, Simon?
00:32:25
diet oddjob
That's not cheating.
00:32:25
Goon4Vesper
Did you? Because, ah you know, it's kind of like I don't respect as much.
00:32:28
diet oddjob
It's not though.
00:32:32
diet oddjob
It's easy to say that when you didn't even beat that boss. Like it's so easy to say that.
00:32:35
Goon4Vesper
When I'd even bother. Yeah, no.
00:32:36
diet oddjob
I don't respect anybody that, uh, that uses, uh, you know what, you know what it is?
00:32:39
Goon4Vesper
No, no, no, no. Listen, I'll respect it.
00:32:40
Steve-O
Thank you.
00:32:41
Goon4Vesper
But when you throw it in my face like you're better than me, that's where I have an issue with it.
00:32:43
diet oddjob
Chris, Chris, you know, Chris, you know what it is? it's the guy that didn't beat millennia saying that you're a bitch for using spirit ashes in Elden Ring.
00:32:52
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
ah
00:32:53
diet oddjob
That's what this is. that's That's what this is. You're a bitch for using scatter tree fragments in the, in the DLC.
00:32:57
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah Oh my god!
00:33:02
diet oddjob
But, but he didn't, but that guy never beat millennia though.
00:33:02
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Such a specific person. Such a specific person.
00:33:04
diet oddjob
So it didn't.
00:33:08
Goon4Vesper
yes we're really zeroing in on one dude that we all know
00:33:09
diet oddjob
wait
00:33:10
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah
Movie Reviews: Bone Temple and Sovereign
00:33:13
diet oddjob
Well, that's, that could show how cool Simon, I mean, i'm I'm not saying that like, the spear like I did try to beat his ass legit, and it was just way too hard.
00:33:20
Goon4Vesper
No, no, you did. You did. You did. You did.
00:33:22
diet oddjob
there was ah I should have taken a ah video clip of it.
00:33:23
Goon4Vesper
You just you just couldn't. You just weren't good enough. which is I get it. i get it.
00:33:27
diet oddjob
Dude. Alright, dawg.
00:33:27
Steve-O
I thought this was a review of Bone Temple.
00:33:29
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I seriously just want to say it's a Mary.
00:33:30
diet oddjob
Alright,
00:33:33
Goon4Vesper
yeah
00:33:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's all. That's all. It was a fucking Mary. That movie's great.
00:33:38
Goon4Vesper
Wait.
00:33:38
diet oddjob
dawg.
00:33:38
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Please see it.
00:33:39
diet oddjob
Devin's game of the year that he only played 79% of it like is his game of the year.
00:33:40
Steve-O
Devin's Gate.
00:33:43
diet oddjob
and That's cool.
00:33:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And i i would like also to to point out that ah Bone Temple was really underperforming in the box office, is bummer. And I feel like this is going to be
00:33:44
Goon4Vesper
You know what I too gave it a Mary on my creep list.
00:33:53
diet oddjob
that is a shame
00:33:55
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
one of the under the radar movies of the year that nobody will talk about come the end of the year, which is a shame.
00:34:01
diet oddjob
what was the what was that what was that movie in 2025
00:34:02
Goon4Vesper
Okay.
00:34:05
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, 2025.
00:34:08
diet oddjob
yeah what was the under the radar movie that nobody that nobody went to see that was that should have done better in the box office that had expectations too i guess
00:34:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
that's an interesting question because 2025
00:34:18
diet oddjob
has to be thrown in there.
00:34:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
ah
00:34:22
diet oddjob
It's pretty stacked with blockbusters, I think.
00:34:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It was back-endedly stacked. Right? Like, the beginning of the year was actually when kind of bad.
00:34:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:34:32
Goon4Vesper
Was it like...
00:34:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
and i'm
00:34:35
Goon4Vesper
i I don't know if the expectations were there, but like Naked Gun? i know Naked Gun didn't like light the world on fire.
00:34:41
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's true. And that was enjoyable. And it really faithful remake of the series, too.
00:34:47
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:34:48
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
and That is a good example of something that I enjoyed that Just didn't catch on, I guess. And, you know, hey, that happens. ah I was kind of surprised it happened with 28 years later, though, to be honest.
00:34:59
Goon4Vesper
Maybe...
00:35:03
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I thought that had kind of...
00:35:03
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, well, I mean,
00:35:04
diet oddjob
Long Walk. was that Was that expected to do better than...
00:35:08
Goon4Vesper
i don't know. I think it was a it's a fairly modest movie.
00:35:08
diet oddjob
What did it do? $62 million?
00:35:11
Goon4Vesper
I don't i can't imagine it costs all that much.
00:35:14
diet oddjob
Dude, they had people on treadmills.
00:35:15
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That was that was also...
00:35:16
diet oddjob
They had people on treadmills watching the movie and marketing it.
00:35:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
that was an enjoyable film.
00:35:18
Goon4Vesper
yeah
00:35:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I mean, enjoyable in that it was a good movie, not that it was an enjoyable subject matter.
00:35:20
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, Long Walk. Yeah, yeah. Long Walk fucks, dude.
00:35:27
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
that that was Yeah, that was a solid fuck of of a film.
00:35:27
Goon4Vesper
It's a good movie.
00:35:30
diet oddjob
Tron Aries. Tron Aries.
00:35:32
Goon4Vesper
ah
00:35:33
diet oddjob
Oh, know what? Ballerina. Ballerina should have done better than it did, I think.
00:35:36
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Okay, you got that's yours?
00:35:38
Goon4Vesper
Okay.
00:35:38
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
that's i' I didn't actually even see that yet, be honest.
00:35:39
Goon4Vesper
No, no. I think that's a good one.
00:35:40
Goon4Vesper
Oh. Ballerina was good.
00:35:40
diet oddjob
Because that was a good movie, though.
00:35:43
diet oddjob
Ballerina was good movie.
00:35:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's obvious. That's a good pick because I missed that. I went under my radar.
00:35:50
Goon4Vesper
Well, you just said, oh, there's a woman in it, and then you...
00:35:52
diet oddjob
Mickey 17.
00:35:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I liked Atomic Blonde too which kind of is the reason why I didn't see it yeah Mickey 17 was yeah that that was just disappointing that was not like didn't fly under the radar at any point um yeah um I also watched a new ish movie think it came out last year i think the end of the the last year i watched Sovereign
00:35:55
Goon4Vesper
No, that movie stinks. That movie stunk. It didn't deserve it.
00:36:03
Goon4Vesper
yeah
00:36:20
Goon4Vesper
Oh.
00:36:21
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
which has, uh, Nick Offerman.
00:36:22
Goon4Vesper
Like the Mass Effect villain? don't get it.
00:36:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
No, not that at all. Um, it has Nick Offerman and, uh, I forget the young boy who's a son, the actor who plays him, but he, he plays a sovereign citizen type who, uh, the film basically builds up to a confrontation with police officers that ends really badly.
00:36:42
Goon4Vesper
Okay.
00:36:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um he plays the obvious sovereign citizen who doesn't carry around a driver's license or have proof of insurance for his car because it is conveyance.
00:37:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And he is a traveler on the, on the highway. i don't know if you're familiar with these types of people, but they're like ultra libertarians basically who think they are, they are not American citizens, but sovereign citizens of the country of America
00:37:10
Goon4Vesper
okay
00:37:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
ah And they use straw men, which are like their legal name as straw men to say, that's not me. That's the American citizen.
00:37:30
Goon4Vesper
Mm-hmm.
00:37:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
So and so I see a lot of court videos of these assholes trying to argue their case in front of judges who just shut them down nonstop. But this was also based off of a true story. And um the the film... i didn't really research anything before seeing it.
00:37:50
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And the film does something very interesting at the end. Or I'd say the end of the third act. And it really is the movie. You know? Like... It really falls on that one scene.
00:38:04
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And it puts everything else in perspective for the rest of the movie. Now, these... these Types of people, i think, are annoying and irritating. But there's a point in this movie where something happens and it goes beyond that.
00:38:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
So I really liked that reveal. I think it was really well done. it's It's a very simple film that just leads up to that reveal.
00:38:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And I think Nick Offerman is perfect for this role.
00:38:35
Goon4Vesper
I was going to say, once you explain to me like the whole concept of the the personality, i was like, Nick Offerman's great for that.
00:38:42
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
he's like an evil Ron Swanson in this.
00:38:44
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah.
00:38:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Like, like a really
00:38:44
Goon4Vesper
it's It's basically Ron Swanson.
00:38:45
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:38:47
Goon4Vesper
If he was a psycho.
00:38:48
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
but Yeah. Who's a psycho. And um yeah, it's just played really well. I'd say his son is really good too. I'm trying to think of the actor.
00:38:58
Goon4Vesper
Jacob Tremblay, is that? That's it.
00:39:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Jacob Tremblay, who is pretty famous, younger child actor. Who's now grown up. I know that name. I've definitely heard that before. um yeah, he was he's really good at this.
00:39:13
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And Dennis Quaid is in this too, which is just interesting.
00:39:19
Goon4Vesper
I can't tell if he was ever good and I can't tell where he lands, man.
00:39:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Well, in this scenario,
00:39:25
Goon4Vesper
Is he just a psycho? Is he just a maniac? Like, I don't. I don't know.
00:39:31
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
they set something up in this and they set it up throughout the whole film. I like to call it like it's an akin to like sharpening you towards somebody like towards to hate them.
00:39:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um And it doesn't in a really set away. And I enjoyed that. And that reveal just makes it even worse. You know, yeah it's it's I don't want to give anything away. It's it's it's.
00:39:58
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I think a two-hour film, I think. um Check it out. It is sad and traumatic, but I feel like it was a good film.
00:40:10
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Also, very timely and and pressing. There's a lot of people out there like that. I um want to give this... like This is a good sit, I feel, of a movie.
00:40:22
Goon4Vesper
okay
00:40:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um I think it's pretty... it's I wouldn't call it plainly shot, but it's definitely not really stylistic in any way.
00:40:34
Goon4Vesper
yeah
00:40:35
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And I guess that would give it some knocks knocks down. um But i I enjoyed the script. I enjoyed the reveal. And I enjoyed the acting quite a bit. So I would check it out.
00:40:45
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's on Disney+. plus So you can check it out anytime you want.
00:40:49
Goon4Vesper
It's a Disney plus movie.
00:40:51
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah I think it's it's a Fox film.
00:40:53
Goon4Vesper
All right.
00:40:55
diet oddjob
Damn, Chris.
00:40:56
Goon4Vesper
Is this like a new age falling down?
00:40:59
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, sort of much sadder.
00:41:04
Goon4Vesper
OK.
00:41:05
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I think much more tragic, much more like, I kind of like Michael Douglas sometimes in that movie. Like I, it's hard to like this.
00:41:13
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Like when he freaks out in the McDonald's.
00:41:16
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah It's funny, you know, like he's the fun kind of psycho.
00:41:19
Goon4Vesper
OK. yeah
00:41:21
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Uh, this one is not like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't classify this as fun in any way.
00:41:23
Goon4Vesper
okay
00:41:27
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um Yeah, good flick. Check it out.
00:41:33
Goon4Vesper
Nice. ah I'll super brief. i've I watched or rewatched Casino Royale today. John gave me... I got the itch. John was talking about 007 movies. and Jenny had never seen it.
00:41:47
Goon4Vesper
Casino Royale.
00:41:48
diet oddjob
What? she like it?
00:41:48
Goon4Vesper
And I was...
00:41:49
diet oddjob
Did she fall asleep?
00:41:49
Goon4Vesper
she I'll be honest. It was like... No, no, no. It was like a rare movie where she was like, oh I'm like actually like into this.
00:41:57
diet oddjob
Oh, okay.
00:41:58
Goon4Vesper
So i was like, okay. She was like, oh, I got like...
00:42:00
diet oddjob
Okay, dog.
00:42:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
She like...
00:42:01
Goon4Vesper
Because like...
00:42:01
diet oddjob
Maybe you should watch Goldfinger tomorrow.
00:42:01
Goon4Vesper
we because we will yes yeah Yeah.
00:42:04
diet oddjob
I don't know. but just She can graduate to Goldfinger now, I guess. She's allowed. She's allowed to like double a seven.
00:42:11
Goon4Vesper
No, because like we watched like, i don't want say half, but we were like an hour in and I was like, oh, let's like walk the dog because, you know, the snow, we're in a snowy day.
00:42:20
diet oddjob
Where'd you guys break? What part you guys break at?
00:42:22
Goon4Vesper
um Like right before, like right at the Vesper meeting, so like right before he gets on the train.
00:42:27
diet oddjob
On the train?
00:42:28
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, that's why it was just funny when you were talking about, i was like I'm literally watching the scene as we speak.
00:42:28
diet oddjob
Okay. Dude, I love... Yeah. I love that scene. I love their chemistry and that's in that scene when they're talking.
00:42:34
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah.
00:42:38
diet oddjob
she's She was only like 25 or something in that movie.
00:42:40
Goon4Vesper
Dude, Eva Green fucking rocks, man.
00:42:42
diet oddjob
She's peak. She is peak human specimen beauty.
00:42:46
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
00:42:46
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, you should you should watch 300 Rise of an Empire, John.
00:42:46
diet oddjob
That's what she is.
00:42:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
00:42:50
diet oddjob
She's not as hot in that.
00:42:50
Goon4Vesper
Dude.
00:42:50
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You should also watch all Penny Dreadful because, man, she's just naked throughout that entire show.
00:42:55
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah, if you just want to see...
00:42:58
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's a sight to behold.
00:42:59
Goon4Vesper
And and you know what? like she She was like ah
00:43:01
diet oddjob
You just want jack off all day. Just watch.
00:43:03
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, like if you just want to jack off.
00:43:04
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That is the gooniest.
00:43:05
diet oddjob
ah
00:43:05
Steve-O
Thank you.
00:43:06
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That was one of the gooniest shows I've ever ever watched in my life.
00:43:09
Goon4Vesper
You know what?
00:43:09
diet oddjob
And that's the thing.
00:43:10
diet oddjob
She's not really good. She's not really goony in the in Casino Royale. She's just a beautiful person.
00:43:14
Goon4Vesper
No, no, she's she's like elegant and wonderful, you know? Well, you know, with.
00:43:18
diet oddjob
Graceful. She's flawless and graceful. like she's She's like a ballerina.
00:43:21
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, with the exception. Yeah. um But ah ah my, my, yeah.
00:43:27
diet oddjob
Movie holds up.
00:43:28
Goon4Vesper
And ah my expanse watch is, is proceeding gracefully. i Almost done.
00:43:35
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
paint
00:43:35
diet oddjob
Is this first time watching Expanse?
00:43:36
Steve-O
pants.
00:43:37
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. The expanse. Yeah.
00:43:38
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I have no need for pants.
00:43:38
Goon4Vesper
It's ah well, I tried getting into it.
00:43:39
diet oddjob
You're going to play the game?
00:43:41
Goon4Vesper
I tried getting into it like three different times and I just really struggled. And this one it's like finally taking. So I'm like more than I'm like,
00:43:52
Goon4Vesper
80% through season two and and ah yeah to your to your point John like uh there's there's like a telltale game that I was curious about and then there's the new game coming out that on you know peaks my interest no I think it's like legitimately telltale it's not like telltale uh yeah I guess not how you look at it uh
00:44:06
diet oddjob
Wait, when you say Telltale, is it the people that did dispatch, like the actual developers? or So it's fake. It's fake Telltale. It's not the real guys.
00:44:19
diet oddjob
Right? Because dispatch is, that's all the good Telltale devs did dispatch, right?
00:44:23
Steve-O
They took them all. They took them all. That's what I was told.
00:44:25
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, it's like yeah a bunch of vets, you know. But there's a game called The Expanse, a Telltale series. um Funny enough, I Google it and the first thing comes up and says The Expanse is the worst Telltale game I've ever played on Reddit.
00:44:39
diet oddjob
Oh, geez.
00:44:40
Goon4Vesper
It's just, you know, shout out.
00:44:41
Steve-O
oh man.
00:44:42
diet oddjob
Yikes.
00:44:43
Goon4Vesper
But Telltale games are very, in my opinion, they're like very, very.
00:44:49
diet oddjob
Hit or miss.
00:44:49
Goon4Vesper
Personal, not hit or but like.
00:44:50
diet oddjob
It's either a grand slam or like a fucking grounder at a second base.
00:44:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, I don't hear you guys talking about the Back to the Future Telltale game that much.
00:44:58
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, no, that one's rough.
00:44:58
Steve-O
We don't. Definitely not.
00:45:00
Goon4Vesper
The worst one...
00:45:00
diet oddjob
Well, there's like there's like three incredible ones, right? There's the Walking Dead one, there's the the the Fables one, and then
00:45:02
Steve-O
Yeah. Fables.
00:45:06
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, the Borderlands one.
00:45:08
diet oddjob
And then the Borderlands one. And like, those are like top tier.
00:45:10
Goon4Vesper
But, like, the Guardians one's fun. The Batman games are both good, i think.
00:45:15
Steve-O
Yeah, i played i played a lot of that first Batman one and it was very good.
00:45:19
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. And then...
00:45:20
diet oddjob
Did you guys beat Simon though?
00:45:21
Goon4Vesper
ah
00:45:24
diet oddjob
No?
00:45:24
Steve-O
But did you beat Simon?
00:45:24
diet oddjob
Alright.
00:45:25
Goon4Vesper
i guess I guess we just got to shut up and dribble because we haven't beat we didn't cheat the one-shot, Simon.
00:45:25
diet oddjob
But did you beat Simon?
00:45:31
diet oddjob
yeah Just shut up and dribble there, David.
00:45:34
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:35
diet oddjob
Fucking LeBron.
00:45:36
Goon4Vesper
um
00:45:37
diet oddjob
I'll talk about politics, LeBron.
00:45:37
Goon4Vesper
No, and and i've been I've been still playing. I know how i feel about this, man. i've been playing I talked about it, I think, last week or maybe previously, but I've been playing Banisher's Ghost of New Eden.
00:45:49
diet oddjob
Yeah, I've been seeing you play that.
00:45:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
banishers banishers banishers
00:45:50
Goon4Vesper
And it's it's good.
00:45:50
Steve-O
what
00:45:52
Goon4Vesper
It's...
00:45:55
Steve-O
hmm
00:45:57
diet oddjob
<unk>s like It's like watching somebody pick up a heroin needle off the street and just sticking you're just watching them stick it in.
00:45:57
Goon4Vesper
Sorry.
00:46:00
Goon4Vesper
No, it's not that. But it's like it's like God of War type combat, right? But imagine if like it never got out of first gear, but it was still like a 30 plus hour game.
00:46:14
Goon4Vesper
And like the story is good, but I'm at at this point where I'm like... But also, you know, I'm just like we were talking about, like I'm in this weird spot with with games right now where I'm basically just waiting for RE9.
00:46:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:46:31
Goon4Vesper
So it's either this or like I just jump into like Resident Evil replay where I just play like two, three, four, seven and eight.
00:46:44
Goon4Vesper
You know.
00:46:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Well, I...
00:46:44
diet oddjob
i'm hearing oh dude I'm hearing a lot of rumblings that Code Veronica Remake is going to be announced this year.
00:46:49
Steve-O
I've been hearing that too.
00:46:50
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, no, no, me too.
00:46:50
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Woo!
00:46:51
Goon4Vesper
Me too. But you know, i don't think it's going to come out for like three years. don't think that's going to come out.
00:46:55
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I roll credits...
00:46:55
diet oddjob
You know what? I think that'll be announced before Onomusha comes out.
00:46:59
Goon4Vesper
Before Onimusha.
00:47:00
diet oddjob
Yeah.
00:47:01
Goon4Vesper
Whoa.
00:47:03
Steve-O
We're delaying Onimusha.
00:47:05
Goon4Vesper
Is there an anniversary coming up that I don't know about?
00:47:08
diet oddjob
For Resident Evil?
00:47:09
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Because that would be a bet.
00:47:12
diet oddjob
The anniversary of printing money every year from Capcom.
00:47:13
Goon4Vesper
That's a good bet. Yeah.
00:47:16
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
a
00:47:18
diet oddjob
Yeah, there's that anniversary.
00:47:18
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:47:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um john i rolled credits on celeste
00:47:19
diet oddjob
They have it every year.
00:47:24
Goon4Vesper
Oh,
00:47:24
diet oddjob
Oh,
00:47:24
Steve-O
Whoa.
Game Reviews: Celeste and Victor Frankenstein Discussion
00:47:25
diet oddjob
shit.
00:47:25
Goon4Vesper
nice.
00:47:25
diet oddjob
I didn't even beat it yet.
00:47:27
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah dude i didn't do all the strawberries i got like i think half but like i i i quit after the game is is it's difficult and challenging but celeste uh
00:47:27
diet oddjob
did you do ah Did you get all the strawberries? don't You don't have to. Yeah, that's psycho shit. I'm trying, but...
00:47:36
diet oddjob
It's a good game, though, right? Celeste.
00:47:38
Goon4Vesper
Wait, what game?
00:47:41
Goon4Vesper
Oh, but you beat it. Okay.
00:47:42
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, yeah. i got I beat it.
00:47:43
Goon4Vesper
okay
00:47:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I rolled credits the story.
00:47:45
diet oddjob
It's like... um
00:47:46
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I finished the story, which is cool. Really great story.
00:47:49
diet oddjob
They really like um make it feel like you're climbing a mountain with some of the stuff.
00:47:54
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
00:47:55
diet oddjob
like they They add the anxiety aspect to it into a 2D platform where it's really interesting.
00:48:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
and there And there's a lot of psychological baggage where like the mental aspect of climbing a mountain
00:48:03
diet oddjob
Yeah. The mental aspect of her of Dark Link. ah dark lane There's Dark Link.
00:48:08
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
of Badalyn, as they call her online.
00:48:08
Steve-O
Bye.
00:48:10
diet oddjob
over Yeah.
00:48:13
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Madeline is the main character and Madeline is her her alter ego.
00:48:17
diet oddjob
It's her Dark Link. It's her Dark Link.
00:48:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And it's it's a great story about that too. um About what what that means. What your dark half is, really. Yeah.
00:48:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah
00:48:30
diet oddjob
It's a weird...
00:48:31
diet oddjob
it's so it's like It's a weird vibe because it's like... It's like a cozy atmosphere type game. But it's also like mind-numbingly challenging super challenging platforming.
00:48:43
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And it's kind of sad too. whole I kind of rolled into it.
00:48:45
diet oddjob
Yeah, the story is sad.
00:48:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's kind of like about loneliness and, and, uh, self-confidence and stuff like all that stuff. Depression, you know, it's a game. It's a good game about depression, uh, in a lot of ways.
00:48:59
diet oddjob
Yeah.
00:49:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And, uh, as, as a game itself, it's just variations on a very simple formula. And it's, easy to play but hard to master.
00:49:11
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You know, that kind of, which is, I think, the sweet spot for a lot of roguelites like this.
00:49:12
diet oddjob
Right.
00:49:16
diet oddjob
Yeah, for sure.
00:49:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You want something that's just easy to pick up but really, really gets really intricate after a while.
00:49:22
diet oddjob
And they, they, they really emphasize on the easy to pick up thing because you don't have to save, you don't have to do this, you don't do that.
00:49:27
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Nope.
00:49:28
diet oddjob
It'll, You just turn the game off. You can rage quit. They like encourage rage quitting.
00:49:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
00:49:32
diet oddjob
like You rage quit the game and then it'll start you off exactly where you were when you rage quit. They don't yell you like Rossetti does in Animal Crossing or Elden Ring.
00:49:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I think I had to look up one puzzle online. that was it That really gave me a lot of fucking heartache.
00:49:45
diet oddjob
yeah
00:49:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um
00:49:49
diet oddjob
As somebody that beat Simon in Expedition 33, think you're
00:49:53
Goon4Vesper
a
00:49:54
diet oddjob
i think i think i think you're okay I absolve you. as the god of As the god of gaming on this podcast, I absolve you, Chris.
00:50:04
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um But it did, not to mention, it did get difficult. And it was cool. And it was challenging.
00:50:08
diet oddjob
It's a hard game, yeah.
00:50:09
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It was a challenging game.
00:50:09
diet oddjob
Now, there's a lot of um there's a lot of overlap between the Hollow Knight community and the Celeste community. The people that played Celeste first, that's their fucking ride or die.
00:50:22
diet oddjob
But they still love Hollow Knight. And then the people that have played Hollow Knight first, that's their ride or die. but they, they love, they still love Celeste. And it's a, it's actually a really, um, heartwarming, wholesome type of pseudo communities that they have because they're two very different games, but are also pretty similar in challenge.
00:50:43
diet oddjob
Like they're both a really hard games. Um, but it's cool. You don't see that with other, um, opposing game community. Like you would think that they would hate each other.
00:50:53
diet oddjob
The, the, the communities would hate each other because they're, two similar games that people say are, are their favorite games and that, and they're, they're very, they're both 2d platforming games, but.
00:51:03
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Well, I i know, i read that Celeste is actually really close to the trans community. Like, this is a a game that's
00:51:10
diet oddjob
Oh yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah.
00:51:11
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah. It's
00:51:12
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Really important to them because it's this duality that is dealt with in the game.
00:51:13
diet oddjob
Well,
00:51:17
diet oddjob
I'm pushing my, uh, pushing my tie up like slime ball Steve here and I'm, So is Hollow Knight a little bit because a lot of people misgender the knight.
00:51:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Huh.
00:51:26
diet oddjob
He actually doesn't... See, I just did it there. The knight actually doesn't have a gender.
00:51:31
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He's a they them.
00:51:31
diet oddjob
Like Hornet does.
00:51:32
Goon4Vesper
just a sicko bug, dude.
00:51:35
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Interesting.
00:51:36
diet oddjob
They refer to Hornet as the gendered one because it's a she.
00:51:36
Goon4Vesper
Well actually is, is, is the night Is the night, like, even a bug? i guess not, right?
00:51:43
diet oddjob
He... I mean... I guess not really. He's kind of just like...
00:51:47
Goon4Vesper
Okay.
00:51:48
diet oddjob
or See, I did it again.
00:51:49
Goon4Vesper
it You fucking monster, dude.
00:51:49
Steve-O
Stay. Stay.
00:51:50
diet oddjob
Dude, I'm a fucking monster dog.
00:51:51
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
They? it' that It's they, right?
00:51:52
Goon4Vesper
You piece of trash.
00:51:53
diet oddjob
I guess it would be they, yeah. it Hollow Knight would be they. Or the knight. But yeah, that's like a... It's a thing that people will shit on you for in the Hollow Knight community.
00:52:07
diet oddjob
if you If you refer to the knight as a he.
00:52:10
Goon4Vesper
I'm not going lie.
00:52:11
diet oddjob
but
00:52:11
Steve-O
John's deep in the community.
00:52:12
Goon4Vesper
I'm not going lie.
00:52:12
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, Steve.
00:52:13
Goon4Vesper
This might, this might make me sound like a piece of shit, but I would be like, wow, I literally, you could literally never hurt my feelings if that was your issue.
00:52:13
Steve-O
John's deep in.
00:52:19
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i got I got something off.
00:52:19
diet oddjob
No, it's not it's not like they it's not like they call you transphobic.
00:52:23
diet oddjob
It's that they know they know on ah automatically that you don't know anything about the lore, if you say that.
00:52:28
Goon4Vesper
Okay. Now see, that would hurt my feelings.
00:52:31
diet oddjob
Yeah, it's a flat. It's ah it's like a it's a you know a facetious flat, I guess, is what you would call it.
00:52:35
Steve-O
It's a you haven't beat Simon flex.
00:52:36
Goon4Vesper
It's,
00:52:37
Goon4Vesper
No, no, you know what ah it's it's actually you know what it is?
00:52:37
diet oddjob
Yeah, kind yeah kind of like, yeah, yeah basically.
00:52:41
diet oddjob
Yeah, it
00:52:41
Goon4Vesper
It's it's someone saying, actually, it was Frankenstein's monster.
00:52:44
Steve-O
Yes.
00:52:45
diet oddjob
you see yeah
00:52:45
Steve-O
the
00:52:46
Goon4Vesper
That's what it is.
00:52:46
Steve-O
It's usually, yeah.
00:52:46
diet oddjob
it was definitely that.
00:52:47
Steve-O
yeah
00:52:48
Goon4Vesper
No.
00:52:49
diet oddjob
And are they wrong?
00:52:49
Steve-O
Try to find what the scientist is.
00:52:50
diet oddjob
Are they wrong, Chris, for for saying that?
00:52:52
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
well as they say intelligence is knowing Frankenstein was the scientist but wisdom is knowing that Dr.
00:52:58
diet oddjob
Yeah.
00:53:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Frankenstein was the monster right oh
00:53:02
Steve-O
Oh.
00:53:02
diet oddjob
ah there's the doubles the double ah the double reverse.
00:53:02
Goon4Vesper
No.
00:53:07
diet oddjob
The the Uno double reverse.
00:53:07
Goon4Vesper
You know, now I don't know where. You know
00:53:10
diet oddjob
No, that chris Chris just did the fucking... He did the checkmate. That's the checkmate right there.
00:53:15
Goon4Vesper
what?
00:53:16
Steve-O
Well played, Chris.
00:53:16
diet oddjob
if somebody if somebody's shit If somebody tries to flex on you about Frankenstein, about that, then then you just say what Chris said, and then... and they I think they just die.
00:53:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Checkmate.
00:53:24
diet oddjob
I think they just die on the spot at that point.
00:53:25
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, I think they...
00:53:25
Steve-O
they just They just dropped dead.
00:53:27
diet oddjob
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what happens.
00:53:31
diet oddjob
That's so good. That's so good, Chris.
00:53:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um
00:53:32
Steve-O
Frankenstein!
00:53:33
diet oddjob
I gotta put that in my back in my back pocket for when somebody tries to snipe me from the fucking hills.
00:53:40
Steve-O
What was it? Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein has a monster.
00:53:41
diet oddjob
Well, actually...
00:53:42
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
and Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein is the doctor, but wisdom is knowing that Dr.
00:53:43
Goon4Vesper
wisdom wisdom he said yeah
00:53:44
Steve-O
Wisdom. is knowing it.
00:53:48
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Frankenstein is the monster.
00:53:49
diet oddjob
Yeah, you could just be like, well, technically, isn't frank isn't Victor Frankstein the actual monster in the story?
00:53:50
Steve-O
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:55
diet oddjob
If you think about it If you actually read it, sir.
00:53:55
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
course. Of course he is.
00:53:58
Goon4Vesper
oh man oh did you even read it bro did you see the oscar nominated film movie
00:53:58
diet oddjob
If you actually read Mary Shelley's.
00:53:59
Steve-O
oh Oh. Did you even read it Or did you see the movie?
00:54:04
diet oddjob
Yeah.
00:54:04
Steve-O
but
00:54:05
diet oddjob
Did you just cheat code read it?
00:54:07
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
the movie The movie laid it out pretty well that way too. so if you didn't get it.
00:54:10
Steve-O
It did a pretty good job, but still...
Amazon Prime Delivery Frustrations
00:54:13
Goon4Vesper
Well, it's because he was a monster because he was a deformed freak with one leg by the end.
00:54:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Well, guess this, get this, Devin, that deformed freak might be James Bond soon.
00:54:17
Goon4Vesper
Is that all?
00:54:23
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, I read that.
00:54:24
diet oddjob
Ooh, Jacob Elordi?
00:54:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You hear that rumor?
00:54:25
diet oddjob
Jacob Elordi might be?
00:54:25
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
you hear that rumor?
00:54:25
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah.
00:54:26
Goon4Vesper
he's Apparently he's had meetings with Denis Villeneuve.
00:54:29
diet oddjob
Dude, i don't even know, man. Amazon has it.
00:54:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He's too tall.
00:54:32
Steve-O
That Frankenstein's too tall.
00:54:33
Goon4Vesper
He's too people.
00:54:33
diet oddjob
Dude, can I tell you? yeah Can I tell you?
00:54:35
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He wouldn't fit in.
00:54:35
diet oddjob
i
00:54:36
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He's a spy.
00:54:38
diet oddjob
I used an Amazon customer service representative as a punching bag the other day, and I actually kind of feel bad about it because i ordered we couldn't find salt anywhere for the fucking snow.
00:54:44
Goon4Vesper
Oh, no.
00:54:47
Steve-O
What'd you do? Hmm.
00:54:54
diet oddjob
So like five days ago, I was like, oh I can get this 50 pound bag on Amazon. It'll be here. It says Amazon Prime will be here by Wednesday.
00:55:03
Goon4Vesper
Boom.
00:55:03
diet oddjob
Wednesday rolls around or was it Wednesday?
00:55:03
Goon4Vesper
Done.
00:55:06
diet oddjob
Or it'll be here by Thursday. Thursday rolls around and i've I, no, no, no, it'll be here by Friday. It's that because if we ordered on Wednesday, Amazon Prime, we'd be here on Friday.
00:55:17
diet oddjob
And then Friday rolls around and I get the fucking, the dreaded Amazon, your package is delayed, right?
00:55:24
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:55:26
diet oddjob
$50 bag of 50 pounds of salt. So I already knew I was paying a marked up price for something that's in demand.
00:55:28
Goon4Vesper
yeah
00:55:33
diet oddjob
Right. But I was willing to do that because it's easy. It'll just get delivered in time because it's on prime. It's what I pay like $200 a year for. Right.
00:55:42
Goon4Vesper
yeah
00:55:43
diet oddjob
So um it said it was delayed. it was coming in via FedEx, which is fucking weird to begin with because when, you know, when you see prime delivery, you kind of automatically are under the assumption that it's coming from like an Amazon warehouse, right?
00:56:00
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:56:00
Steve-O
Right. It's coming from them.
00:56:01
diet oddjob
It's coming from a local delivery place because it's on prime and they can guarantee that it'll get there. And this is like the, this like the, remember I told you guys a few weeks ago about my package that went to my neighbor's house and I kind of freaked out because they had a picture of the fucking door that wasn't the same as the other pictures for other deliveries and this and that.
00:56:14
Goon4Vesper
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:19
Steve-O
Right.
00:56:22
diet oddjob
Well, um I'm i mad now because this is like this the second time in like a month where this happened. And ah called up and that like when that happened before they were the customer service person was like, oh, because it was like $15. They're like, oh, like, you know, can we, you know, give you a $20 credit?
00:56:42
diet oddjob
Like, would that help? And I was so angry then that I was like, no, that won't help. I was like, fuck.
00:56:46
Goon4Vesper
Wow. Ooh.
00:56:46
diet oddjob
you I was like, fuck you. Where this time they didn't even offer that. They were just like, oh, like it has to be past the the expected delivery date.
00:56:51
Goon4Vesper
wow
00:56:56
diet oddjob
I was like, which is which is today, right? And they're like, no, it's January 28th. I was like, oh, so i was I have to wait a whole week to get something that I need by the snowstorm tomorrow to even put in a request for you to refund it.
00:57:13
diet oddjob
And they were like, there's nothing I can do, blah, blah. blah I'm like, there must be something.
00:57:17
Goon4Vesper
Wow.
00:57:18
diet oddjob
i was like, there must be something you can do. Like, i was like,
00:57:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Get Bezos on the phone.
00:57:22
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:57:22
diet oddjob
yeah and they were Yeah, and they were like, oh well, like, you know, like, I tried, I'm, you know, clicking this, and it won't let me, I'm like, well, they she could have said that, and I would have been like, oh, you know what?
00:57:27
Goon4Vesper
maybe Maybe you should just ordered it sooner. Yeah.
00:57:33
diet oddjob
Frankenstein's monster wisdom.
00:57:35
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Bezos.
00:57:37
Goon4Vesper
You should have said, i don't know.
00:57:37
diet oddjob
But I was like, I was like, what?
00:57:38
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
00:57:38
Goon4Vesper
As somebody who beat Simon, I think I should get my ice when I want.
00:57:40
diet oddjob
I was like, that's not, I was like, that's, i was like, I was literally like, that's not good enough. I was like, what can you do right now to alleviate this position? Because I'm going to have to I was like, I'm not going to have salt for the for the snow coming.
00:57:55
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:57:55
diet oddjob
And, you know, that's like a thing. Like, yeah I need to have it or else I can get in trouble if somebody slips on my sidewalk. Like, I was literally, so I was throwing her the alley-oop for her to be like, oh, I can give you a gift a gift card for this and that.
00:58:04
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:12
Goon4Vesper
yeah
00:58:12
diet oddjob
But, like, she wasn't doing it. I was getting i was getting so upset because I was going to take that gift card and just buy another thing of salt and then pity like uh like you know spite return the thing when it comes in fucking january 29th or whatever when when there's no snow and she just wasn't doing it and before they were like oh it'll be delivered it'll be delivered it'll be delivered it'll be there by tomorrow blah blah blah we'll send you another one and this time i guess this time they're like oh well it's a third party seller so we can't do anything i was like well how come it wasn't said anywhere in the you know
00:58:21
Goon4Vesper
yeah
00:58:28
Steve-O
yeah
00:58:47
diet oddjob
next to Amazon prime that it wasn't coming from you guys. It was coming from a third party. I was like, when you see the prime section there, you kind of expect it to come from you guys.
00:58:57
Steve-O
Right, it's coming
00:58:58
diet oddjob
I'm like, I'm like, how could you, I'm like, how could you say it's a prime like delivered product if it's coming from FedEx? I'm like, that doesn't make any sense at all.
00:59:06
Steve-O
I'm not feeling real prime right now.
00:59:08
diet oddjob
Yeah. i was like, yeah, I'd like you to cancel my prime subscription.
00:59:09
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oof.
00:59:12
Goon4Vesper
Oh, was she really like, come on.
00:59:13
Steve-O
Did you really?
00:59:13
diet oddjob
ah try I tried, I tried that.
00:59:13
Steve-O
Oh.
00:59:14
diet oddjob
No, I tried that.
00:59:14
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oof.
00:59:15
diet oddjob
And she's like, And she called my boss. She's like, okay.
00:59:19
Steve-O
Wow, that's funny.
00:59:20
diet oddjob
I was like, what?
00:59:20
Goon4Vesper
Whoa.
00:59:20
diet oddjob
No, this is the hell supposed to go.
00:59:21
Steve-O
That's funny. That's funny. That's funny.
00:59:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's a sign of the times, man.
00:59:24
diet oddjob
yeah i got fucking Yeah, I got shit on, dude.
00:59:24
Goon4Vesper
way we ready Wait, wait, wait, wait, so she calls your bluff.
00:59:25
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Sign of the times.
00:59:26
diet oddjob
I got waxed.
00:59:26
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Sign of the times.
00:59:29
Goon4Vesper
How do you, how do you back at it?
00:59:31
diet oddjob
All right, so my fucking psycho mind.
00:59:32
Goon4Vesper
Cause that's, that's a hole you put yourself in.
00:59:35
diet oddjob
Yeah, yeah.
00:59:35
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
00:59:35
diet oddjob
My psycho mind was like, and i I didn't have any of this information in front of me at all. So I was just like, yeah, and I want you to prorate me and refund me for the rest of the time I had on the year that I paid for already.
00:59:48
diet oddjob
And she's like, well, how much how many months is that?
00:59:49
Goon4Vesper
Oh, you just
00:59:50
diet oddjob
I was like, fuck you. God damn it. I was like, just check.
00:59:52
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
See you.
00:59:52
Goon4Vesper
hung up? Whoa, dude.
00:59:53
Steve-O
Damn.
00:59:53
diet oddjob
I just i just hung out. I rage quit. I fucking lost.
00:59:55
Goon4Vesper
oh he's hung up
00:59:56
diet oddjob
i walked.
00:59:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, man.
00:59:56
Steve-O
Oh, you ran.
00:59:57
diet oddjob
over
00:59:57
Steve-O
You ran.
00:59:57
diet oddjob
i walked no i walked yeah fucking I took the cowards way out.
00:59:59
Steve-O
Shit.
01:00:02
Goon4Vesper
the
01:00:02
Steve-O
Shit. You should have been like, I beat Simon, but then...
01:00:04
diet oddjob
That's the first time anybody's ever said, and that's first sight anybody's ever said oh, okay, yeah. well ah what's what You want to cancel your subscription? We can do that right now. I guess what I was what i assumed after doing an investigation later with that exact product by the same seller, all the fucking reviews were like, Oh, it never came in today.
01:00:24
diet oddjob
It never came in today.
01:00:24
Steve-O
oh
01:00:27
diet oddjob
And guess what? It came in.
01:00:29
Steve-O
It came in before?
01:00:29
Goon4Vesper
Oh, did it really?
01:00:30
diet oddjob
Like it came in like the next day. Like, yeah.
01:00:32
Steve-O
Okay.
01:00:33
Goon4Vesper
Wow.
01:00:33
diet oddjob
So it actually came in in time, but not only that, I actually went to, I didn't know that.
01:00:35
Steve-O
That's good. That's good to hear
01:00:38
diet oddjob
So I went to home Depot and bought a bunch of salt there. They had, salt this is my theory. They didn't have it on, in stock on the Home Depot website because I think they just wanted to prevent everyone and their moms from fucking using DoorDash to deliver salt.
01:00:54
Steve-O
Right.
01:00:55
diet oddjob
So I just went Home Depot to see what they had and they had a bunch of salt there that just wasn't in stock on their website. So
01:01:01
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, i mean, that's where I got salt because I do need it to just randomly pick it up.
01:01:03
diet oddjob
yeah, I guess they just had salt. So I just, I thought that like, cause like Sam and I were like freaking out cause we were oh fuck.
01:01:05
Steve-O
That's good. Hmm.
01:01:10
diet oddjob
Cause we're like checking websites and nothing's in stock online anywhere to pick up. But I just like, i was, you know, I'll just go and see what they have. And they had they had plenty. So. But yeah, dude, it's first time I fucking, my first L of 2026 was to Amazon customer service.
01:01:25
Goon4Vesper
Hmm.
01:01:26
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You know, it's a sign of the times.
01:01:28
diet oddjob
They
01:01:28
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I think a couple of years ago, they would have given you Yeah, dude.
01:01:32
diet oddjob
would have shined my balls and shit and they'd done whatever I wanted them to.
01:01:34
Steve-O
janet bow I definitely think um they have been scaling back on some of their leniencies because I used to be able to just easily go up the street and like UPS store, just hand them the thing that they gave me.
01:01:35
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
They would have given gift card. But now, man.
01:01:52
Steve-O
And I wouldn't even need to like put it back in a box. I could just like hand them the raw item packed up and just be like, here you go. And now they're like, whoa, you have to you have to seal that in like cardboard and you know do the stuff that you used to have to do regularly.
01:02:08
diet oddjob
Oh yeah, because before you could just like drop it off at like a Kohl's or whatever, and on unpackaged.
01:02:14
Steve-O
Yeah, you could just drop it off unpackaged.
01:02:16
diet oddjob
Oh, they make you pack it up now?
01:02:17
Steve-O
they They make you pack it up again.
01:02:20
diet oddjob
Wow.
01:02:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:02:21
diet oddjob
They're really...
01:02:21
Steve-O
I went to the UPS store and they were like, you need to pack this up. And I was like, do it?
01:02:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Is this for a return or just like something you...
01:02:26
Steve-O
Yeah, return.
01:02:27
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, okay. I see.
01:02:28
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:28
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I seriously see. I see.
01:02:28
diet oddjob
Yeah, usually no cause usually for returns you just drop it off.
01:02:30
diet oddjob
and then
Indoor Biking and Fitness Goals
01:02:31
diet oddjob
they i guess maybe Either they're cracking down or there's so many people returning shit that they it's just not feasible.
01:02:35
Steve-O
They made it too convenient, dude. They made it too convenient.
01:02:37
diet oddjob
And it's not, yeah, and it's not feasible. It's also probably not feasible for the people working at Kohl's and UPS and shit to like to be able to pack it up.
01:02:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:02:48
diet oddjob
But i was like, damn, dude.
01:02:48
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I don't...
01:02:49
diet oddjob
like I was like, fuck, bro like Why is it coming through? like why am i why does it And that's the only other thing. You find out on Amazon's website that it's coming from FedEx. They didn't even provide a link for you to click.
01:03:00
Steve-O
Oh, my God, dude.
01:03:01
diet oddjob
You have to like you have to like copy and paste the tracking number from the Amazon amazon website.
01:03:05
Steve-O
whenever
01:03:07
diet oddjob
They make it really difficult.
01:03:07
Steve-O
Whenever I get the FedEx package, I'm a little scared. it's It's a roll of the dice with FedEx. I ordered a um it's it's called the Zwift Ride, which is basically like an exercise bike bundle for indoor biking.
01:03:23
Steve-O
um
01:03:24
diet oddjob
Okay.
01:03:24
Steve-O
It sounds super cool.
01:03:25
diet oddjob
Do you you hook up your real bike to it or something? And then...
01:03:28
Steve-O
Uh, so that's normally what it is, but, um, the one that I bought, it came with its own custom frame. So I don't have to use my own bike. Um, so it's basically like, um, kind of just like it's, it's this thing that you attach to the back tire. It's the, um, an indoor bike frame.
01:03:48
Steve-O
And then it's special handlebars with buttons. And what it does is it syncs into this, this app called Zwift, which is essentially like a, um, it is it's kind of just like this like digital virtual biking app uh no no no so the difference between peloton and this is peloton is for people who do spin classes who it's like you know come on we're riding up the mountain we're doing great this is it you have an avatar and you're just biking down virtual roads
01:04:02
diet oddjob
like Peloton.
01:04:12
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, there's like streams.
01:04:12
diet oddjob
Yeah, you have you have an actual trainer there, like Vintechat.
01:04:20
Steve-O
And there's like people who are also playing and you see them like passing by you and stuff in the, in the virtual biking world.
01:04:26
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh.
01:04:27
Steve-O
And I'm like, that sounds cool.
01:04:28
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's cool.
01:04:28
Steve-O
This sounds like what I do. Cause I mainly do road biking. So like, I'm like, let me give this a shot for 2026, you know, try and lose some of the pounds that the holiday pounds I put on.
01:04:39
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You're trying to lose like a...
01:04:39
Steve-O
Uh,
01:04:39
diet oddjob
The hand What?
01:04:39
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
you
01:04:40
diet oddjob
Should
01:04:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
you you You posted, I think it was on Twitter, you're trying to lose 150 pounds, right?
01:04:45
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You're trying to get down to...
01:04:45
Steve-O
ah yeah, I'm doing, I'm doing the one five, I'm doing the one five Oh challenge.
01:04:45
Goon4Vesper
Whoa, Steve, that's, you know what?
01:04:46
diet oddjob
I lose 150 pounds in six weeks?
01:04:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You're you're trying to get down to like 80, 90
01:04:49
Goon4Vesper
That's awesome.
Food Delivery Services Comparison
01:04:50
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
pounds, he said?
01:04:51
Steve-O
I said, I said, they're making a remake of the machinist and I want to be in.
01:04:51
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's what you wanted?
01:04:56
Steve-O
Um,
01:04:57
Goon4Vesper
Can we post that everywhere that that's your goal and be like, come on, Steve, we're rooting for you.
01:04:58
Steve-O
i one 50, one 50 dude.
01:05:02
diet oddjob
and lose a hundred and fifty pounds in six weeks
01:05:05
Goon4Vesper
yeah
01:05:05
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Is he sick? Like, that's what everybody's... sick
01:05:08
diet oddjob
he's He's training to be a Green Beret.
01:05:08
Steve-O
How much does he weigh now? I don't know.
01:05:10
diet oddjob
Chris, he's training to be a Green Beret.
01:05:10
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You
01:05:10
Steve-O
I'm like something, but like, I'm trying to lose one 50.
01:05:12
diet oddjob
That's what he's doing.
01:05:14
Steve-O
Um, um
01:05:16
diet oddjob
Ooh.
01:05:17
Steve-O
But yeah, it's just a, so they, they shipped it from, they're like, okay. And it's coming in three packages. Two of them are coming from Macon, Georgia.
01:05:25
diet oddjob
Ooh.
01:05:26
Goon4Vesper
Oh.
01:05:28
Steve-O
I've, ah they've arrived there downstairs. They're huge. But the most important part, which is the one that plugs into like the actual gear of the bike chain that like tracks your pedaling, that's coming from Las Vegas.
01:05:43
Steve-O
And unfortunately, that's supposed to arrive tomorrow, which I don't think it is because of the snow like situation.
01:05:48
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah, that'd be, you know, you should, you should call and threaten to cancel it when it doesn't show up.
01:05:48
Steve-O
so
01:05:48
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, man. Why'd you place this order?
01:05:48
diet oddjob
Oh, yeah.
01:05:52
Steve-O
think Wednesday.
01:05:53
diet oddjob
Yeah, just to see what they say See if they do the same thing to you.
01:05:55
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:05:56
Steve-O
I'll be like come on, guys. Come on.
01:05:58
Goon4Vesper
Come on, guys.
01:05:58
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
when did when did you place When did you place the order?
01:05:59
Steve-O
My friend beat Simon. I think it was either Wednesday or Thursday. it Probably not Thursday. um i might be talking out my ass here. Let me actually look that up so I can give you.
01:06:14
Steve-O
ah It was ordered on January 22nd. So, okay, Thursday. It was.
01:06:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah. Yeah, you're nuts.
01:06:23
diet oddjob
It might be here. It might be here Wednesday.
01:06:25
Steve-O
yeah You know, either way, it's just I'm always i'm always wary of FedEx because you know They might just come to the door be like, eh, no one's here. Even though they didn't even knock and they'll just like put a tag up.
01:06:37
Steve-O
Because I've had people like that before.
01:06:37
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh yeah, the worst.
01:06:37
diet oddjob
Yeah.
01:06:38
Goon4Vesper
I mean, yeah, you you famously have a hilarious delivery issues.
01:06:43
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. did My Grubhub stories. You know what? I switched to DoorDash a lot more recently.
01:06:48
diet oddjob
It's been better.
01:06:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
oh boy.
01:06:49
Steve-O
It has been excellent because...
01:06:49
diet oddjob
Yeah, it's better, right?
01:06:51
diet oddjob
Yeah, DoorDash is good.
01:06:52
Steve-O
They send you pictures when they pick up the order.
01:06:54
diet oddjob
Yeah, dude.
01:06:54
Steve-O
Like, I got your food. um It just it just is like, you know, afterwards is like, hey, how did this person do? Give the give the writer of a review ah review um I've been getting this one guy from Grubhub when he drops off food.
01:07:05
diet oddjob
Yeah.
01:07:09
Steve-O
I love him because he waits on the porch until I open the door and he goes.
01:07:10
Goon4Vesper
You got a guy?
01:07:15
diet oddjob
No, and then in DoorDash too, you can set it up, Steve, that the that the delivery person has to put in a pin.
01:07:23
Steve-O
Oh, they do the pin.
01:07:23
diet oddjob
that they can that they that they can only get if they hand it to you.
01:07:27
Steve-O
Okay.
01:07:27
diet oddjob
So you have you have to tell them the pin to put it in before it counts as a delivery.
01:07:31
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Whoa.
01:07:31
Steve-O
That's a good way to that.
01:07:32
diet oddjob
Yeah, if you're running into issues, you can add that feature in there.
01:07:32
Steve-O
understand that.
01:07:37
diet oddjob
And then kind sucks because, I don't know, some people don't like to interact with anybody at all.
01:07:43
Steve-O
yeah i understand that
01:07:44
diet oddjob
But like but if ah if you're having issues like Grubhub again, then you can just add that.
01:07:48
Steve-O
if people are pump faking your food at the door and running.
01:07:51
diet oddjob
Right.
01:07:52
Steve-O
Okay. yeah
01:07:55
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I, I use, I, I was using Uber eats cause I had a gift card.
01:07:59
Steve-O
Okay.
01:07:59
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And i I haven't had any issues, but I don't use it too much.
01:08:02
diet oddjob
yeah uber A lot of people do Uber Eats and DoorDash simultaneously. Nobody does Grubhub because they have a different like pay policy. like you actually it's weird which It's weird that Steve was having all these issues because Grubhub actually, I think, pays like an actual like hourly rate to their delivery people.
01:08:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Ah, there it is.
01:08:23
diet oddjob
It's not by
Fast Food Nostalgia and Customer Service
01:08:24
diet oddjob
delivery. So so you're you're probably getting good DoorDash guys too. And Steve, you're probably getting good Uber Eats guys too. I think that people do both of those.
01:08:33
Steve-O
Probably, yeah. they They do all probably.
01:08:35
diet oddjob
I know Grubhub is not part of the the combined um workflow of DoorDash and Uber Eats.
01:08:46
Steve-O
They're their own their own entity where it's like...
01:08:46
diet oddjob
But yeah. Yeah.
01:08:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I had emergency Taco Bell delivered in my house.
01:08:49
Steve-O
Dude,
01:08:51
diet oddjob
Ooh, what'd you get?
01:08:52
Steve-O
dude I got Popeyes yesterday.
01:08:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I got the ah the new... What is it? Oh, God. They just re-released it.
01:08:58
diet oddjob
grilled cheese burrito. Oh, the, um, the quesadilla.
01:08:59
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Quesarito.
01:09:02
Steve-O
Arrito.
01:09:02
diet oddjob
Yeah, dog.
01:09:03
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I got a Quesarito with beans. That was fucking amazing.
01:09:06
diet oddjob
Hell yeah, dog.
01:09:07
Steve-O
Taco Bell, if you're listening, bring back the ah grilled chicken Caesar grilled stuffed burrito from 2003.
01:09:07
diet oddjob
her case
01:09:15
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's never happening, Steve.
01:09:16
diet oddjob
What?
01:09:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's never happening.
01:09:17
Steve-O
Dude,
01:09:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's never happening.
01:09:19
diet oddjob
They did a whole, like, 90s thing where you can get, like, a seven-layer burrito or five-layer burrito or something. And they had, like, 90s retro cups. It was pretty cool.
01:09:28
Steve-O
dude here's ah here's a ah weird take.
01:09:30
diet oddjob
I love Taco Bell.
01:09:31
Steve-O
Ever since Wendy's has gotten rid of their yellow cups and napkins, they're just not as good.
01:09:31
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah. think so
01:09:32
diet oddjob
I shouldn't.
01:09:37
Goon4Vesper
Wait, who got rid of their cups?
01:09:38
Steve-O
Wendy's, Wendy's. It's
01:09:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Well, you know, they're closing like 200 locations, right?
01:09:41
Goon4Vesper
Oh.
01:09:44
Steve-O
because they got rid of the yellow cups and they're bad now.
01:09:45
Goon4Vesper
Oh. yeah
01:09:48
diet oddjob
Maybe.
01:09:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
they are not doing so well financially so
01:09:53
diet oddjob
Really? i wonder what it is. like what I mean, I haven't had Wendy's in forever, but like.
01:09:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i heard the quality dropped that's that's what i've read
01:09:57
Steve-O
The quality has definitely dropped.
01:10:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um
01:10:00
diet oddjob
Because that's usually the case, right, Devin, as ah as the burger guy here. Like, Wendy's usually has the better burgers than, like, Burger King and McDonald's, right?
01:10:05
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, I mean... I'd agree. It's just there's not a Wendy's near me. And the only thing I could really stay is... There's a Wendy's that was local when I was living at home.
01:10:19
Goon4Vesper
And it was for a very long time, like a very well regarded Wendy's. Like they had plaques that was like best of the, you know, the general area, right?
01:10:26
Steve-O
yeah
01:10:29
diet oddjob
Oscar-nominated...
01:10:31
Goon4Vesper
or Like whatever.
01:10:32
diet oddjob
Nobel Peace Prize winning.
01:10:32
Goon4Vesper
And then all of a sudden those plaques stopped coming in and there was a clear drop off.
01:10:38
Steve-O
it No, dude, if I go to Wendy's now, I have to go to the one in Voorhees. like Because the one near us is no good.
01:10:42
Goon4Vesper
Really?
01:10:44
Steve-O
I went there and like this old crotchety lady was just giving me guff. She was like,
01:10:51
Goon4Vesper
Dude, you know what? Wendy's has a thing about hiring crotchety old ladies, dude.
01:10:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
fucking burger eating?
01:10:54
Steve-O
Dude, she was like, she was like, what sauces do you want for your nuggets? And I went barbecue. Can i get barbecue? And she's like, you sure about that? And I'm like, dude, dude, she did that.
01:11:01
Goon4Vesper
You
01:11:02
diet oddjob
Huh? ah and
01:11:04
Steve-O
And I was in no mood for it. So I like dead looked her in the face and I'm like, I'm certain. And I, I was ready to just, I was done.
01:11:14
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Sure about that?
01:11:16
Goon4Vesper
sure about that?
01:11:16
Steve-O
Yeah. You know what you're on in life.
01:11:17
Goon4Vesper
You know what? Do you know whose practice dish is?
01:11:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:11:20
Goon4Vesper
You and your friends are dead.
01:11:22
Steve-O
Dave Thomas is nuggets. Dave Thomas.
01:11:26
Steve-O
but just I'm just not for it.
01:11:27
Goon4Vesper
I.
01:11:28
Steve-O
I'm not for it
01:11:29
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, I agree.
01:11:30
Goon4Vesper
I think my food experiences have have have haven't been terrible lately, which is. a
01:11:35
Steve-O
You're living in the city. You're living in the food capital of the area.
01:11:38
Goon4Vesper
No, no, but I mean, I'm in Jersey.
01:11:39
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Mm-hmm.
01:11:40
Goon4Vesper
I'm in Jersey for work and. um
01:11:42
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Hmm.
01:11:43
Goon4Vesper
You know, i did. I may have gone on this mini rant about it, but I was hit. I hit a weird string where there's this um Indian spot at the Morristown Mall. Super quick story. In the spot, the Morristown Mall, I would go probably once every two weeks.
01:11:58
Goon4Vesper
And if you go during lunch, they have like a buffet and then they close tilt for like five. So like they're open until like two and then they close at five.
01:12:08
Steve-O
Okay.
01:12:08
Goon4Vesper
And then do whatever. So I come in and I just get the buffet. It's like 15 bucks. All you can eat, do whatever. ah But clearly they had a schedule and I always interacted with the redheaded guy.
01:12:23
Goon4Vesper
the the The white redheaded guy at the Indian restaurant every time.
01:12:24
diet oddjob
the same guy.
01:12:27
Goon4Vesper
And it was getting to a point where like I walked in and he was like, dude, what's up? And I'm like, we're not friends. Like, don't interact with me.
01:12:34
Steve-O
Oh, you became a dude, you became a regular.
01:12:34
diet oddjob
Jesus.
01:12:36
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:12:36
diet oddjob
Come on, Devin.
01:12:37
Goon4Vesper
And I was like, my guy. And I stopped going for like two months. And then I went, I've gone twice since then, since I've had this, like, I cannot relate to this.
01:12:45
diet oddjob
That dude's probably dead now because of you.
01:12:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, he but he shot himself.
01:12:48
Steve-O
No, I understand that that happened to me at Starbucks.
01:12:48
Goon4Vesper
to Just like, just like, don't, don't talk to me. Like, like he was like, bro, like he had, I haven't seen you in a minute, man.
01:12:55
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Hey, whoa!
01:12:55
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:12:56
Goon4Vesper
What's up? And I'm like, bro, I'm just here to get the, um he was too familiar and I need someone.
01:12:57
diet oddjob
He's just being friendly, Devin.
01:12:59
Steve-O
he's He's just being friendly, but also
01:13:02
diet oddjob
Chill. yeah
01:13:03
Steve-O
i i understand that thing because like in your head, in your head, you're like, oh no, I come here enough to be regarded as a regular
01:13:05
Goon4Vesper
And it made me feel shitty.
01:13:10
diet oddjob
I'm that guy.
01:13:10
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:13:10
diet oddjob
Yeah.
01:13:11
Goon4Vesper
And like, yeah. And I'm just like, it just has to be the only white guy that works there. That's like, bro, what's up? And I'm like, dude, just give me my garlic naan and then kindly fuck off.
01:13:22
diet oddjob
jesus
01:13:24
Goon4Vesper
I know I'm the jerk in this situation, but it made me feel super self-conscious. And I've been there twice since and I haven't seen him.
01:13:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Well, you've heard that, folks.
01:13:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Don't try to befriend Devin.
01:13:33
Goon4Vesper
And now I miss him.
01:13:35
diet oddjob
Yeah, don't try to don't don't be friendly to Devin.
01:13:35
Goon4Vesper
No, no, no, no.
01:13:35
Steve-O
Yes.
01:13:36
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
he will He will react negatively in every scenario.
01:13:37
Goon4Vesper
Dude, not...
01:13:40
diet oddjob
What's going to make you happy, though, Devin?
01:13:40
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:13:41
diet oddjob
Because the guys at Chipotle are too expensive, but they won't talk to you.
01:13:44
Steve-O
Yeah, Chipotle's too expensive.
01:13:45
Goon4Vesper
ah Yeah, yeah. You know what I never said I wasn't difficult. I'm a difficult fucking person, for sure. yeah
01:13:53
diet oddjob
And then the other guy at the homey Indian place is too nice to you, and you're like, fuck you.
01:13:54
Goon4Vesper
Too nice. Too expensive. Too nice. Yeah, the jug handle wings.
01:14:00
diet oddjob
You're like, just put my fries in the bag and shut the fuck up.
01:14:01
Goon4Vesper
I don't want a dog bowl of wings.
01:14:04
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
If you meet Devin in public, give him what he needs. Don't talk to him Don't make eye contact.
01:14:09
Goon4Vesper
honestly Honestly, man, when I'm trying to just get working during a buffet under a time crunch, because one, you're looking to close up for dinner, and two, I'm trying to get in and out before like my lunch hour's over.
01:14:13
Steve-O
ahhu
01:14:20
diet oddjob
I'm not going lie. I would, I would like the guy that says, Hey bro, how you doing? I haven't seen you in while. I would like that.
01:14:26
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, but like, no, no, listen.
01:14:27
diet oddjob
I would be into that.
01:14:27
Steve-O
That was like your your whole thing at, um was that Meadows?
01:14:29
Goon4Vesper
Listen, I will say this. I will say this. if I see i i' kind kind of miss him now.
01:14:34
diet oddjob
Yeah.
01:14:34
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You know, Devin,
01:14:35
diet oddjob
Cause you know what, you know what, you know what, Devin, that's going to, that guy's going to fuck that, that type of person is going to take care of you.
01:14:35
Steve-O
Oh, now that you've banished him to the void?
01:14:36
Goon4Vesper
Now that I've banished him.
01:14:42
diet oddjob
That's why it's like, you know,
01:14:42
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
you know, Devin, there was a guy in New York.
01:14:43
Goon4Vesper
yeah
01:14:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He was an Arab guy. ran the corner shop. I used to come in.
01:14:47
Goon4Vesper
huh
01:14:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He'd be like, hey, big man. Love that guy. Just used to say that kind of stuff.
01:14:51
diet oddjob
Yeah, see?
01:14:51
Goon4Vesper
Yeah?
01:14:52
Steve-O
You know what? For a few minutes a day, you were the big man, Chris.
01:14:53
diet oddjob
Yeah, and you know, and he's going to take care of you, Chris. You knew you taken care of.
01:14:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I love you, big man. he would say I love you all the time.
01:14:58
Goon4Vesper
Nah. Can I tell you, can i tell you i would hate that man because he would say big man.
01:15:03
diet oddjob
big dog? He just slaps you.
01:15:05
Goon4Vesper
dude do you know how Dude, when I hear, what's up, big guy? like I want to kill myself.
01:15:10
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Wow.
01:15:10
diet oddjob
Oh, man, well, I know what to say next time I see you, big dog.
01:15:10
Steve-O
Oh.
01:15:11
Goon4Vesper
I'm like, oh, I'm going to yeah
01:15:15
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Big dog coming in large.
01:15:15
diet oddjob
What's up, big dog?
01:15:16
Steve-O
but Okay, okay, Devin, Devin, what's worse?
01:15:17
diet oddjob
What's up, big dog?
01:15:18
Steve-O
What's worse?
01:15:19
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Coming in XXX large.
01:15:19
Steve-O
Big dog, big man, or big boy? Hmm.
01:15:24
diet oddjob
Big Boy's the worst.
01:15:24
Goon4Vesper
Big Boy's the worst.
01:15:24
diet oddjob
Big Boy's the worst.
01:15:25
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah
01:15:25
Goon4Vesper
you No way.
01:15:26
diet oddjob
that's the got be Big Boy's gotta be the dirt worst,
01:15:26
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Big boy.
01:15:27
Goon4Vesper
Big Man. ah
Service Industry Interactions and Tipping Etiquette
01:15:29
diet oddjob
dude.
01:15:29
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, big boy.
01:15:29
Goon4Vesper
the the guy The guy I got
01:15:29
diet oddjob
Big Dog is cool.
01:15:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
and
01:15:30
diet oddjob
If somebody called me Big Dog, I'd be into it.
01:15:33
Goon4Vesper
the guy that i got into it with at the dog park called me Big Man. So I don't know how I feel about that because clearly he was a piece of shit.
01:15:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
big man.
01:15:41
diet oddjob
God, Devin.
01:15:43
Goon4Vesper
Listen, man.
01:15:43
diet oddjob
Devin, you need like a cigarette or some shit. You need a zen.
01:15:46
Goon4Vesper
i did I need a therapist.
01:15:46
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, you need start smoking.
01:15:47
diet oddjob
you need to start using doing zen, dude.
01:15:48
Goon4Vesper
that's why I need a therapist so badly.
01:15:50
diet oddjob
You need to start doing zen.
01:15:51
Goon4Vesper
Or that.
01:15:51
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Start smoking, brother.
01:15:51
Goon4Vesper
Or Zinn. Or drugs.
01:15:52
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's good.
01:15:52
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. could lock in. I could stand to lock in a little bit more, I think.
01:15:55
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Smoking's good for you. you'll lose You'll lose weight, too.
01:15:57
diet oddjob
Lock in, better moods. You know? Fuck, man.
01:16:03
Goon4Vesper
I don't know, man.
01:16:03
diet oddjob
Dude's just being friendly to you, dog!
01:16:05
Goon4Vesper
Dude, but he was like... Because he would say things like... Oh, that's it, huh? Like after my third plate. And I'm like, dude, leave me the fuck away. Like, yeah, I'm not giving you the full story.
01:16:15
diet oddjob
I like this guy.
01:16:15
Steve-O
Oh. oh
01:16:16
diet oddjob
Wait, what's the name of this place?
01:16:17
Goon4Vesper
okay Don't worry about Don't worry about
01:16:18
diet oddjob
I'm going there.
01:16:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Let me get you a shallow bowl of soy sauce for your balls.
01:16:23
diet oddjob
yeah
01:16:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That guy, right?
01:16:26
Goon4Vesper
I think it's called, it's like non-Indian bistro, I think.
01:16:31
diet oddjob
Alright, I'm checking out.
01:16:32
Goon4Vesper
It's, yeah.
01:16:32
diet oddjob
I'm gonna be like, what's up Big man is here. come
01:16:35
Goon4Vesper
Dude, dude, he's he's like,
01:16:35
diet oddjob
Come shower me with your compliments.
01:16:37
Goon4Vesper
He is the white guy with a very ginger beard.
01:16:37
diet oddjob
I'm here for it.
01:16:40
Goon4Vesper
Like, you cannot miss him.
01:16:41
diet oddjob
Dude, i I already love him.
01:16:43
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:16:43
diet oddjob
Alright?
01:16:43
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
01:16:44
diet oddjob
already love that guy.
01:16:45
Goon4Vesper
and he said ne You can tell him I said hi. He was like, oh, that piece of shit.
01:16:48
diet oddjob
I like, yo, remember? Yeah, remember that guy? Remember the guy used to call me Big Dog?
01:16:50
Steve-O
Does he know your name?
01:16:52
Goon4Vesper
No, actually, he might just from like my debit card, like when I pay.
01:16:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He knows your name.
01:16:58
diet oddjob
He's, yeah, he knows where you live, dude.
01:16:58
Goon4Vesper
um I've always tipped him well. To be fair, I've always tipped the guy for you.
01:17:01
diet oddjob
what's What's well? Because you tipped the pizza delivery guy $1 that one time.
01:17:03
Goon4Vesper
Like 22%.
01:17:06
diet oddjob
I almost fucking lit a fuse under your butt.
01:17:08
Goon4Vesper
you mean Wait, you mean when I picked it up myself?
01:17:11
diet oddjob
Well, the way I see it is fucking karma's a bitch. And that's what happens.
01:17:15
Goon4Vesper
Wait, what scenario? I've never tipped a pizza man $1. what What lie are you telling me?
01:17:22
diet oddjob
You posted it on fucking Discord, and I fucking berated you for it. You said you... I accidentally... Or you were like, I tipped this the delivery guy $1, and then found out later that that i didn't that I didn't put delivery.
01:17:35
Goon4Vesper
No, no, no, no.
01:17:35
diet oddjob
So...
01:17:36
Goon4Vesper
I tipped the guy fucking $10. Yeah,
01:17:40
diet oddjob
Let me see. Let me check the receipt.
01:17:41
Goon4Vesper
yeah yeah, yeah.
01:17:42
diet oddjob
Last time we played this game, you lost.
01:17:42
Goon4Vesper
Look it up. Well, listen, I'll tell you this right now, John.
01:17:44
diet oddjob
So let's let's see.
01:17:47
Goon4Vesper
If I typed one, it was a misprint because I fucking paid.
01:17:50
diet oddjob
Okay, alright, I hope so, because fuck, dude.
01:17:53
Goon4Vesper
na no, because I was pissed because I was so excited. And then I realized I there did.
01:17:57
diet oddjob
Alright. let be Let me see if I can find it.
01:17:59
Goon4Vesper
Oh, yeah. Look it up. Look up the receipts.
01:18:01
diet oddjob
Because I remember seeing a dollar, and I was like, bro, that's not good enough.
01:18:06
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, no, I did like a full tip. Yeah, no, I'm kidding. Maybe there was an...
01:18:12
diet oddjob
Let see.
01:18:14
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, I like John. I like John fucking looking up and bitch about it. What's up, big dog?
01:18:18
diet oddjob
Dude, I was so mad.
01:18:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Well, uh,
01:18:19
Steve-O
and I have a question real quick. um If we were like celebrities, like, you know, when people are like this celebrity is nice. Oh, this celebrity is such hole. What do you think the vibes would be of like our interactions?
01:18:32
diet oddjob
Here, here it is.
01:18:32
Goon4Vesper
What?
01:18:32
Goon4Vesper
Like for ah yeah find it
01:18:32
diet oddjob
I found it.
01:18:34
diet oddjob
I found it. All right. So he says, um yeah, I come back.
01:18:37
Goon4Vesper
Oh, 5%. No,
01:18:40
diet oddjob
Oh, ordered pizza for stay in snow day. Realized I ordered pick up. So I paid an extra 5% tip for my dumb ass to pick it up myself.
01:18:49
Goon4Vesper
no.
01:18:50
diet oddjob
And I said, 5% is fucking criminal.
01:18:50
Goon4Vesper
I'll tell you.
01:18:53
diet oddjob
So you got to hold that.
01:18:53
Goon4Vesper
yeah, yeah. na na No, no, no.
01:18:55
Steve-O
No.
01:18:56
diet oddjob
Was it a hundred dollar pizza?
01:18:56
Goon4Vesper
I'll tell you where the confusion. No, no, no, no.
01:18:58
diet oddjob
Was it a hundred dollar pizza?
01:18:58
Goon4Vesper
I'll tell you where the confusion was. I'll tell you the where the confusion was. I paid an extra 5% on top of what I normally paid.
01:19:05
diet oddjob
Okay, alright, well, that's not what I read.
01:19:06
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Which is zero.
01:19:08
Goon4Vesper
No, no, listen, I get it, but I'm telling you that's the reality.
01:19:10
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I thought
01:19:10
diet oddjob
Okay, alright, okay, alright.
01:19:11
Goon4Vesper
you zero Zero dollars, yeah.
01:19:13
diet oddjob
i
01:19:14
Goon4Vesper
That's why i fucking paid him, that piece of shit.
01:19:14
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
he was going to say that.
01:19:14
diet oddjob
Yeah, 5% more than zero.
01:19:18
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, suck my dick, buddy.
01:19:18
diet oddjob
Because dog, I read that as 5% tip, and I was like, dude, you was I always was like, I hope you fucking slip on the ice on your way home for that shit anyway.
01:19:19
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
thought he's go
01:19:28
Goon4Vesper
yeah Yeah, yeah.
01:19:31
diet oddjob
But yeah, oh, so you tipped like 27% or something? Yeah, okay.
01:19:33
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, because I was like, oh, it's the snow.
01:19:34
diet oddjob
yeah okay
01:19:36
Goon4Vesper
like He deserves it.
01:19:37
diet oddjob
Yeah.
01:19:38
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:19:39
diet oddjob
Okay.
01:19:39
Goon4Vesper
And then I fucking was waiting for my food, and then I realized I hit pickup like a twat.
01:19:42
diet oddjob
Okay, good. All right, good. glad I'm glad because I was thinking about that. I think about that sometimes.
01:19:47
Goon4Vesper
And I should have asked for it back because, frankly, tipping on a pickup.
01:19:50
diet oddjob
i i found I thought about that. I think about that every few days. i was like fucking Devin, man.
01:19:54
Goon4Vesper
but well um All all right.
01:19:55
diet oddjob
I only paid 5% tip at one time.
01:19:56
Goon4Vesper
Now, listen, i'm I'm glad. I'm glad. one I didn't know you were holding such resentment for me.
01:19:59
diet oddjob
i'm glad I'm glad we cleared that up. I'm glad we cleared that up.
01:20:03
Goon4Vesper
Jesus Christ. Are you going to scratch my name off the wall?
01:20:06
diet oddjob
Because it was bothering me, dog. I did remember. it
01:20:09
Goon4Vesper
Okay.
01:20:10
diet oddjob
yeah. I'm going to do the fucking thing from Billy Madison.
01:20:12
Goon4Vesper
All right.
01:20:14
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. or Cool, cool, cool.
01:20:15
diet oddjob
put my Put my lipstick on after I cross your name off.
01:20:17
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:20:18
Steve-O
but
01:20:18
Goon4Vesper
like never're right Never mind.
01:20:18
diet oddjob
Your list.
01:20:19
Goon4Vesper
Never mind.
01:20:19
Steve-O
I always think of that scene. That always makes me smile.
01:20:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's
01:20:22
Goon4Vesper
the
01:20:23
diet oddjob
ah so happy you know that I'm so happy we cleared that up because that i really well it was like it's not It wasn't like really I mean, it was kind of in my head, but was thinking about every day
01:20:31
Goon4Vesper
I like the idea that like you and Sam are just laying in bed and you're like, I just don't understand.
01:20:34
Steve-O
ah
01:20:35
Goon4Vesper
Like 5% is nothing.
01:20:36
diet oddjob
No, that's literally what was happening. That's what i happened that
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01:20:38
diet oddjob
night. i was like, i so I can't believe Devin only tipped this fucking guy 5%. That's fucking horrible.
01:20:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
criminal.
01:20:44
diet oddjob
Like, yeah, you better go pick up your fucking pizza, bro, on your own. That delivery guy should just fucking dump it face first your doorstep if if you got that tip.
01:20:56
diet oddjob
Oh, man. i'm so i'm I'm actually relieved and I'm happy now.
01:21:02
diet oddjob
Because, hold on, when was that?
01:21:02
Goon4Vesper
Oh, my God.
01:21:04
diet oddjob
that was December 14th. That's fucking over a month ago, and i and I brought it up now when you were just talking about shit.
01:21:12
Goon4Vesper
You were just waiting, dude.
01:21:13
diet oddjob
Well, I wasn't waiting. It was just like, oh, was like oh well, that's a that's a takeck off a that's a tick off of Devin's fucking personality scale.
01:21:15
Goon4Vesper
No, I said tip, and you're like, oh, you want to talk about tips, huh? Yeah.
01:21:19
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Actually, know now you bring it up, I think John even messaged me out of the blue.
01:21:21
diet oddjob
Do
01:21:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
who was like, can you believe this?
01:21:24
Goon4Vesper
Yo, can you believe this shit?
01:21:26
diet oddjob
you believe this motherfucker?
01:21:26
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'm pretty sure you did in some respect.
01:21:29
diet oddjob
I'm just saying, dog.
01:21:29
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Like, he only tipped a dollar.
01:21:30
Goon4Vesper
ah
01:21:31
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i was like, what? Really?
01:21:33
diet oddjob
Wait, what pizza place was that? Was that like the local pizza place or was it like Papa John's?
01:21:36
Goon4Vesper
ah It was a local pizza. It's a good pizza place. And I'm like blanking on the name. um
01:21:42
diet oddjob
Okay, well, all right.
01:21:42
Goon4Vesper
Shit. Yeah. It's solid. It's a solid pizza place, though.
01:21:47
diet oddjob
Okay, well, I'm super happy that we cleared that up finally after six weeks.
01:21:54
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:21:54
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:21:54
diet oddjob
Because fucked.
01:21:55
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, let's clear the air if we have any hatchets. Yeah.
01:21:58
diet oddjob
Well, I did. I did. I told him.
01:22:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah
01:22:00
diet oddjob
What did I say? I said, you got to fucking hold that. 5% tip for a delivery in the snow.
01:22:03
Goon4Vesper
yeah Yeah. He's literally.
01:22:08
diet oddjob
Fuck. You never, you didn't respond saying it was 5%. You couldn't respond to
01:22:11
Goon4Vesper
No, because I was too busy driving. I'll be honest, because I was too busy driving to pick up my own fucking pizza.
01:22:15
diet oddjob
that.
01:22:17
Goon4Vesper
Like an asshole.
01:22:18
diet oddjob
You could have said, no, I've been 5% extra on top of my 20% that I usually give.
01:22:24
Goon4Vesper
You know what? I was like, this is going to be a drawn.
01:22:26
diet oddjob
Oh man. All right. Well, you know what? i'm I'm glad. I'm glad that's, you know, I'm glad that we cleared it up.
01:22:31
Goon4Vesper
Fuck, what is that pizza place name, though?
01:22:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
We've ironed this out.
01:22:33
Goon4Vesper
That was going to bug the shit out of me.
01:22:35
diet oddjob
I'm glad we ironed it out. How
01:22:36
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:22:37
Steve-O
Look at that.
01:22:38
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I did... um i played another video game. i just want to bring it up real quick.
01:22:42
Goon4Vesper
Oh, yeah, yeah? How much did you tip?
01:22:43
Steve-O
Oh, again.
01:22:46
diet oddjob
much did you tip? And did you beat Simon?
01:22:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Well, as as I always do, I always tip Steam 30% because they're a great company.
01:22:52
Goon4Vesper
Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, wait, wait. By the way, stake them up.
01:22:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
ah
01:22:57
Goon4Vesper
That's the that's the place of the pizza place I went to.
01:22:58
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i want i played ah I didn't buy anything.
01:22:59
diet oddjob
Okay. Okay.
01:23:01
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I played a demo. And Steve, if you'd be interested in this. I played a demo for Forbidden Solid.
01:23:06
Steve-O
Yeah, bro. I talked about that last week.
01:23:08
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You did?
01:23:08
Steve-O
Let's go.
01:23:09
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah
01:23:10
Steve-O
That's the same people who did home safety hotline.
01:23:12
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, yeah.
01:23:13
Steve-O
the
01:23:13
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I remember you talking about it and I did see it on there. um Yeah, all right. They got my money.
01:23:21
Steve-O
Yeah. When, when it comes out, I'm totally in.
01:23:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
is that is there any word when that's actually coming out?
01:23:27
Steve-O
I think it's it's definitely this year. um No specific like date, but ah apparently um they updated the demo. like They're changing some of how certain mechanics work in in this update, too. so I imagine it would be probably maybe maybe March, April.
01:23:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah it's weird the demo doesn't have an icon in my library which is weird i bought it first and i'm like i don't know it's a steam being faulty um um yeah that was cool i'm i'm i'm on board man that sounds like fun
01:23:47
Steve-O
so
01:23:51
Steve-O
Is that because it's a haunted game, Chris? Woo!
01:24:06
Steve-O
it's It's fun. I love the blend of just solitaire meets weird, weird creepy pasta FMV disc game from the 90s.
01:24:07
Goon4Vesper
What is this?
01:24:19
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And a lot of like weird self-harm.
01:24:20
diet oddjob
like seventh guest, like kind of like that vibe
01:24:22
Steve-O
Yes, yes.
01:24:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
A lot lot of self-harm with the the upgrades, which I liked.
01:24:26
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:24:29
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
There's a lot of weird, creepy shit going.
01:24:30
Steve-O
Yeah, you jamming the gems into your arm and hand is wild.
01:24:36
Goon4Vesper
what is this
01:24:37
Steve-O
It's Forbidden Solitaire. ah the The whole premise of the game is it's supposed to be banned 90s PC game where it was too gory.
01:24:48
Steve-O
It was considered too gory. um Yeah, but as you...
01:24:50
Goon4Vesper
For the time? Yeah.
01:24:52
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
and' And they make like really pointed questions like, why? well It's a solitaire game. Why is it glory?
01:24:57
Steve-O
Right!
01:24:58
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Which I like that too quite a bit.
01:24:59
Steve-O
Right!
01:25:03
Steve-O
It's solitaire game. Why is there so much gore?
01:25:06
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It really makes it all kind of kind of funny.
01:25:08
diet oddjob
This sounds crazy.
01:25:09
Goon4Vesper
Is it a gore isig gory? Is it gory? like Like even in like that you know goofy way?
01:25:14
Steve-O
like this like flesh ass zombie monster that keeps coming to you, like to fight you and you keep.
01:25:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Keeps coming back to life.
01:25:21
Steve-O
Yeah, you keep like destroying it into just this like pile of blood and guts, but it keeps like coming back to life.
01:25:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
it's It's like weird, silly, like over-the-top CD-ROM graphics, too.
01:25:37
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah.
01:25:37
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
just like oh
01:25:37
Goon4Vesper
No, I'm looking at the trailer now. All
01:25:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's fun. Yeah, I like it.
01:25:42
Steve-O
Yeah, this is...
01:25:42
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And i I think it's going to be a little funny, too, because they're they're kind of they're they're in for the
01:25:43
Goon4Vesper
right.
01:25:45
Steve-O
Yes.
01:25:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
for the last
01:25:49
Steve-O
I loved that about home safety hotline, and you know it just seems like they're they're willing to deliver for this as well, so... excited for this uh i played a new game that came out um for a little bit i played it on my phone i think it's also on ps5 and on pc uh you know me it's it's your buddy steve the gotcha gamer uh
01:26:15
diet oddjob
Good boy.
01:26:15
Goon4Vesper
Boy, ah boy, boy, here it is
01:26:16
diet oddjob
Oh, here we go. Let's
01:26:18
Steve-O
i I saw that there was a new game that came out called Arknight's Endfields.
01:26:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
or at first night.
01:26:23
Steve-O
um And I was like, oh, OK, what is this? What is this new game? Is this the new gotcha game? i played it for about two hours and there was a point I got to ah where I was just like, what is this?
01:26:37
Steve-O
what I'm not having any fun.
01:26:38
Goon4Vesper
is. What am I? Okay.
01:26:40
Steve-O
it it just is this I'm running around from like basically tutorial to tutorial. while collecting just a bunch of nonsense. And the I don't even know how to describe it.
01:26:51
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
my my phone literally just gave me a notification through Play Store to play Ark Knights Enfield.
01:26:53
Steve-O
it's
01:27:01
Steve-O
Yeah, see, that's that's how they got me.
01:27:01
diet oddjob
Oh, shit, that's weird.
01:27:03
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i like i I literally pulled up my my store and it was the first notification on there.
01:27:03
Steve-O
That's how they got me.
01:27:10
Steve-O
It heard me. It heard me say it, and it infected your phone. it's really just this quasi sci-fi, um, time travel story where you were this, like you're, you're called the, uh, the, I forget what it, I forget what it even is. It, I, it just is this messy, like mobile game.
01:27:35
Steve-O
And,
01:27:35
Goon4Vesper
Sounds like it's not good.
01:27:36
Steve-O
No, and like the thing is, it's like, I'm dying to have a good phone game. I want a game that is just in portrait mode that I can play while I'm just like sitting on the toilet.
01:27:46
diet oddjob
I got one.
01:27:48
Steve-O
What's that?
01:27:48
diet oddjob
Wordle. Wordle. I got Wordle.
01:27:50
Steve-O
That's a classic. That's a classic.
01:27:51
Goon4Vesper
can i can i be Can I be honest with you guys?
01:27:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:27:53
Goon4Vesper
i recently got back into Wordle.
01:27:56
Steve-O
Oh.
01:27:56
diet oddjob
Yeah, same here.
01:27:57
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:27:57
diet oddjob
i wasn't i wasn't trolling you.
01:27:58
Steve-O
Are we saying Wordle's the the new go-to?
01:28:01
diet oddjob
Did you get today's?
01:28:01
Goon4Vesper
I don't not know.
01:28:02
diet oddjob
I didn't get i didn't i didn't finish today's yet.
01:28:03
Goon4Vesper
No, i only play I only play on the weekdays. I can't.
01:28:06
diet oddjob
During work.
01:28:08
Goon4Vesper
yeah Yeah, exactly.
01:28:08
diet oddjob
Yeah.
01:28:09
Goon4Vesper
Fuck that. But um no, like I don't know. It was just, don't know. My coworkers were like, hey, did you do it? And I was like, I haven't played that in any.
01:28:17
diet oddjob
Did you do Whirl today, Devin?
01:28:18
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:28:19
diet oddjob
Yo, big dog, did you do Whirl today?
01:28:19
Goon4Vesper
And I said, thispoint yeah.
01:28:20
Steve-O
Hey, dog.
01:28:21
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah Hey, big boy.
01:28:23
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. and then i And then I try to end my life.
01:28:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
How's that Wordle score?
01:28:24
Steve-O
but
01:28:25
Goon4Vesper
I try to end my life in the bathroom. That's exactly what happens.
01:28:29
Steve-O
You know the first word I try every time is Devin? That's my first word I try every time.
01:28:34
Goon4Vesper
And it never lets me pick it.
01:28:37
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
never my big boy.
01:28:37
Goon4Vesper
It's just we don't.
01:28:38
Steve-O
never my Never my big beautiful boy.
01:28:38
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, I always try to type in big boy.
01:28:40
diet oddjob
You big dog.
01:28:40
Goon4Vesper
Too many letters. Too many letters. Can you believe it?
01:28:43
Steve-O
You want to go down to that restaurant you're so fond of that the kid there always knows your name says?
01:28:50
Goon4Vesper
You know, Steve, I'd recommend Tacticus, but, you know, it's the Warhammer gotcha game that I play.
01:28:51
diet oddjob
Big dog.
01:28:55
diet oddjob
What's Tacticus? Is it like a
01:28:58
Steve-O
You know what it is. You know.
01:29:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
if
01:29:00
diet oddjob
a... Why'd you giggle? Why'd you giggle before that?
01:29:02
Steve-O
approve
01:29:02
Goon4Vesper
Well, yeah, it's funny about that.
01:29:02
diet oddjob
Before you said it.
01:29:05
Goon4Vesper
You
01:29:05
Steve-O
What's funny about Tacticus?
01:29:06
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
We all know what it is. I mean, yeah we know what you like.
01:29:09
diet oddjob
We know.
01:29:09
Steve-O
right
01:29:10
diet oddjob
know that is.
01:29:10
Goon4Vesper
know what, Steve? yeah give Give it a whirl. How about that?
01:29:12
Steve-O
Yeah, give it a spin. All right, I'll download Tacticus right now.
01:29:13
Goon4Vesper
the download Yeah, get why not? Yeah.
01:29:17
diet oddjob
Tacticus.
01:29:19
Goon4Vesper
and you And then you can...
01:29:20
diet oddjob
It's a gotcha game?
01:29:22
Goon4Vesper
um not Yeah, I don't know.
01:29:23
Steve-O
It's in portrait.
01:29:25
Goon4Vesper
Maybe Steve. Steve's the expert. Like, yeah, like you you spend coins or requisition points or Blackstone or whatever.
01:29:34
Steve-O
Do I get random characters randomly?
01:29:36
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah.
01:29:37
Steve-O
Oh, recruit mighty champions, rise through the ranks, outplay your opponents. Oh, okay. I see. all right. I see.
01:29:44
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah.
01:29:44
Steve-O
All right. I see.
01:29:45
Goon4Vesper
Okay, yeah, yeah.
01:29:45
Steve-O
I'll download. I'll give you my thoughts.
01:29:46
diet oddjob
I love them horse
01:29:47
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, give me give me your thoughts. Like, you know, are they horse girls? No, but what are you going to do?
01:29:52
diet oddjob
girls.
01:29:55
diet oddjob
love them horse girls
01:29:57
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:29:58
Steve-O
I fell off the horse girls.
01:29:59
Goon4Vesper
i a Oh, did you really?
01:30:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:01
Goon4Vesper
too mainstream?
01:30:02
Steve-O
No, well, that's the thing. like Like three months in and I was just like, i was like, dude, I'm i'm just like, i'm not even like playing a game right now.
01:30:04
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You Chris Garibed off the horse girls, didn't you? That's what we
01:30:11
Goon4Vesper
Can't even hard anymore.
01:30:12
Steve-O
No, and it wasn't even that.
01:30:13
Goon4Vesper
just...
01:30:13
Steve-O
It was never that.
01:30:14
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
were all thinking.
01:30:14
Steve-O
It was never that.
01:30:15
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Whew.
01:30:16
Goon4Vesper
it stop
01:30:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
it's why we we all thinking
01:30:25
Steve-O
My problem is I'll open up a game and I'll get like a good like pull like out the gate and I'll be like, fuck, I have to play this for a while now.
01:30:25
Goon4Vesper
i'm just thank
01:30:30
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah, I bet you're getting some good pulls.
01:30:34
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Bad choice of words. Bad choice of
01:30:36
Goon4Vesper
You walked right into that one.
01:30:37
Steve-O
Goddamn, the big dog strikes again.
01:30:40
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:30:41
diet oddjob
Big dog strikes again.
01:30:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
words.
01:30:46
Steve-O
No,
01:30:48
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:30:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Well, yes. um I'm sorry about the horse girl thing, Steve.
01:30:53
Steve-O
it's
01:30:53
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
Mario Movie Trailer and Razzie Nominations
01:30:54
Steve-O
okay.
01:30:54
Goon4Vesper
yeah we're Sorry for your loss, dude.
01:30:54
Steve-O
It's okay. It's okay. It's very understandable.
01:30:56
diet oddjob
Sorry for your loss
01:30:57
Steve-O
it's Very understandable. Do we have news that we want to talk about? Any any updates of things?
01:31:04
Goon4Vesper
but But we got some things. We got some some...
01:31:06
diet oddjob
loss. The Mario trailer.
01:31:08
Goon4Vesper
Did you guys...
01:31:09
diet oddjob
I saw it.
01:31:09
Goon4Vesper
I liked it. I said, oh.
01:31:11
diet oddjob
I liked it too.
01:31:12
Goon4Vesper
I said, we're...
01:31:12
diet oddjob
Who's voicing Yoshi? I saw a thing that was definitely not real on Twitter.
01:31:15
Steve-O
I...
01:31:18
diet oddjob
the they It said Kendrick Lamar was voicing Yoshi, which I don't think is real.
01:31:22
Goon4Vesper
Well, no, because he's in Odyssey.
01:31:23
diet oddjob
I don't think it's real.
01:31:23
Goon4Vesper
No, shut up.
01:31:25
Steve-O
I'm pretty sure it's Javier Bardem.
01:31:27
diet oddjob
As Yoshi, really?
01:31:28
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah.
01:31:29
Goon4Vesper
no shut up
01:31:30
diet oddjob
Mario Galaxy movie.
01:31:31
Steve-O
Yeah, just look it up. I could be wrong.
01:31:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Sure about that, friendo?
01:31:33
Goon4Vesper
ah
01:31:34
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'm gonna
01:31:34
diet oddjob
It is...
01:31:37
Steve-O
What's the most you ever lost on a coin flip?
01:31:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
eat him.
01:31:41
Steve-O
I don't think.
01:31:43
diet oddjob
Heads or tails? Wait, why is he?
01:31:45
Goon4Vesper
All I'm seeing is like the original Japanese archival audio, which I know is not true.
01:31:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
heat
01:31:53
diet oddjob
It's just Vin Diesel again.
01:31:55
Goon4Vesper
Oh, he's good. He's good at that.
01:31:58
diet oddjob
Let me see Yoshi. Who's his voice?
01:32:00
Goon4Vesper
Not to be voiced. ah
01:32:05
Goon4Vesper
I mean, Vin Diesel's the number one Reddit comment. ah
01:32:11
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Easy.
01:32:12
diet oddjob
Dude, how much does he get paid for Groot? It's got to be like way over inflated, right?
01:32:17
Goon4Vesper
It has to be. Alan Tudyk, inspired pick.
01:32:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
easy
01:32:23
Goon4Vesper
ah The Rock?
01:32:23
diet oddjob
Is it Alan Tudyk?
01:32:24
Goon4Vesper
No, no. I don't think they've announced it, which is which is odd, but...
01:32:29
diet oddjob
So it actually might be Kendrick Lamar.
01:32:31
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:32:31
Steve-O
could be kendrick
01:32:31
Goon4Vesper
Wait, what were they? ah What were they? What was the big? I mean, outside of Yoshi, there was like a reveal in the trailer.
01:32:38
diet oddjob
Who's Yochi?
01:32:40
Goon4Vesper
No.
01:32:41
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
come on they really are keeping it secret
01:32:43
Goon4Vesper
No, it was like a Mario Kart type reveal. was like, oh, they're they're including that.
01:32:47
Steve-O
Alberto. Birdo, I think, got dropped.
01:32:49
diet oddjob
Oh, yeah. saw Birdo.
01:32:49
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, Birdo.
01:32:50
diet oddjob
Yeah.
01:32:51
Goon4Vesper
That's what I was thinking. Let's see.
01:32:55
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
man they really are keeping in secret you know what damn all right is that important is it gonna blow our minds is it really kendra tomorrow
01:32:58
Goon4Vesper
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
01:33:01
Goon4Vesper
Don't dump me for now.
01:33:05
diet oddjob
Interesting.
01:33:08
Goon4Vesper
Hmm.
01:33:08
diet oddjob
It might be. it might be, big dog.
01:33:09
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
There's a lot of people talking about it.
01:33:10
diet oddjob
It might be.
01:33:13
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's weird. Yeah, he's working on a musical with the South Park guys.
01:33:18
diet oddjob
Yeah, with Trey Parker and Matt Stone, right?
01:33:21
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's going to be something.
01:33:22
diet oddjob
It's probably going to be awesome.
01:33:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, that's probably going to awesome.
01:33:25
diet oddjob
There's a lot of smart people in the room there. A lot of...
01:33:29
Goon4Vesper
No, you know, it is just, yeah, there was riding the motorcycles. And I was like, oh, shit.
01:33:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Speaking of a lot of smart people in the room, the Rassi nominations went up. Or 2026. You guys, Bruce, did you guys take a look at any of these?
01:33:39
Steve-O
Oh, what are the favorites? No, who are the faves?
01:33:43
Goon4Vesper
Look at a few. i looked at a few. Yeah.
01:33:45
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Devin disagrees with all of them. um The best, the, oh, excuse me, best.
01:33:50
Steve-O
mr
01:33:52
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
so Worst picture for the Razzies this year. The
Game-Based Movie Adaptations
01:33:57
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Electric State, Hurry Up Tomorrow, Disney Snow White, Star Trek Section 31, and War of the Worlds.
01:34:06
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
God.
01:34:07
Goon4Vesper
I didn't even know Star Trek Section 31 was a movie.
01:34:10
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, no, really bad movie. that It was right to streaming, if I remember correctly.
01:34:15
Goon4Vesper
Oh, okay.
01:34:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Worst actor, Dave Bautista in The Lost Lands, Ice Cube, War the Worlds, Scott Eastwood, Alarium, Jared Leto, Tron Aries, Abel, The Weekend, Tessa Faye, Hurry Up Tomorrow.
01:34:31
Goon4Vesper
He might win. He might win. I... am
01:34:37
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, I don't.
01:34:38
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Ariana Du Bois is on on here again. This is like the third year in a row.
01:34:42
diet oddjob
Do they ever show up if they're nominated?
01:34:45
Steve-O
Some do.
01:34:46
Goon4Vesper
Only. Yeah, some do.
01:34:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Halle Berry did.
01:34:47
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, Halle Berry did because she like won the Academy Award like the next night or something.
01:34:49
diet oddjob
Oh,
01:34:53
Goon4Vesper
Like, I think somebody showed up with their best actor award.
01:34:58
diet oddjob
that's cool.
01:34:59
Goon4Vesper
To get their their Razzie kind of like a little fuck you.
01:35:01
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Worst remake ripoff or sequel. Steve, hold on your hat. I know what you did last summer. Five Nights at Freddy's 2.
01:35:08
diet oddjob
Oh,
01:35:09
Steve-O
Dude, I still haven't seen that. And I think at some point I need to just so I can hate it as much as I hated the first one.
01:35:16
diet oddjob
Do more people hate that than Return to Silent Hill? Because I'm hearing a lot of bad shit about Return to Silent Hill.
01:35:21
Steve-O
Oh, people are bad now than Return to Silent Hill.
01:35:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That sounds ethically bad.
01:35:24
diet oddjob
People are upset.
01:35:26
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
What?
01:35:26
diet oddjob
Yeah, people are real upset about Like, insulted by it.
01:35:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
like We gotta to sit Tim down to watch that, right?
01:35:31
Goon4Vesper
You know what I say to that? Like, how how are you surprised? Like, how is that surprising?
01:35:37
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I gotta watch that soon. What is that coming out on? what What is that streaming on?
01:35:39
Goon4Vesper
I think i think in theaters.
01:35:39
Steve-O
ah that's probably come out in trash.
01:35:42
Goon4Vesper
kris
01:35:42
Steve-O
um
01:35:42
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Is it coming out in the garbage?
01:35:43
Goon4Vesper
Chris, that's in theaters.
01:35:44
Steve-O
see
01:35:46
Goon4Vesper
I was thinking about seeing it this week.
01:35:47
Steve-O
You go to the cinema, you can go get, you can 3d print your iron lung, lung popcorn bucket.
01:35:50
Goon4Vesper
I...
01:35:54
Goon4Vesper
he
01:35:54
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, that's coming this year.
01:35:56
Steve-O
Yeah. It's next week. I think it's next week.
01:35:58
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
you know what else is coming this year? Kane Pixels' The Backrooms movie is set to be released this year.
01:36:02
Steve-O
I, I, I'm excited about that. I love everything that guy puts out.
01:36:06
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
What do you feel about the Iron Lone movie, though? Mm-hmm.
01:36:09
Steve-O
I watched the trailer for it and I just ah yeah people are like hey isn't it like genuinely bad for you to eat out of like three d bucket like 3D printed like things like you're not supposed to eat out of those right?
01:36:11
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I did, too. I did, too.
01:36:14
diet oddjob
I saw the, I saw the popcorn bucket.
01:36:27
diet oddjob
Oh yeah. Cause cause he said, cause they, they sent the file out and they said, if you bring it, with you you get free popcorn with your three d printed bucket or something if it's the same
01:36:36
Goon4Vesper
Oh, it's a Regal thing. Of course, a trash organization like Regal would do that.
01:36:39
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
ugh if
01:36:41
Steve-O
look ah i think you know I think it's cool.
01:36:43
diet oddjob
as as a stakeholder at amc i
01:36:45
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, as ah as an ANC stakeholder. I
01:36:48
Steve-O
I think it's cool that Markiplier is making a movie. um
01:36:52
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
that trailer don't look good Steve I mean how can you make a movie out of that game
01:36:53
Steve-O
It doesn't look good. it you know It seems like people on set had a good time making it, but i don't i don't know, man.
01:37:04
Goon4Vesper
i'll know.
01:37:09
Steve-O
don't know.
01:37:09
Goon4Vesper
I mean, frankly, shouldn't there be a lot of roof for interpretation there?
01:37:13
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Of course, but like that he's a first-time filmmaker. that's like a lot
Star Wars and Masters of the Universe Nostalgia
01:37:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's a lot on his shoulders.
01:37:18
Goon4Vesper
Listen, well, then whatever.
01:37:19
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
that's
01:37:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
01:37:24
Goon4Vesper
i hope it's I hope it works out.
01:37:25
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
01:37:25
Goon4Vesper
I don't know if it will.
01:37:28
Steve-O
I guarantee you it'll be better than Five Nights at Freddy's at least.
01:37:28
Goon4Vesper
cause like Because like at least... but
01:37:31
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
01:37:31
Goon4Vesper
ah hu Maybe.
01:37:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Ooh, Devin counterpicking Iron Lung, I see.
01:37:34
Steve-O
Ooh, okay.
01:37:34
Goon4Vesper
Maybe.
01:37:35
Steve-O
All right.
01:37:35
diet oddjob
Mm-hmm.
01:37:35
Goon4Vesper
i don't know.
01:37:38
Goon4Vesper
Dude, I would officially counterpick Iron Lung.
01:37:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah that's like That's an easy one, isn't it?
01:37:42
Steve-O
a
01:37:42
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, that's an easy one, dude.
01:37:45
Goon4Vesper
That return... Yeah, Return to Silent Hill came out ah came out on Friday.
01:37:45
Steve-O
I want to see who's like, can be the worst of the worst.
01:37:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That would have been my counter pick for this year.
01:37:53
Goon4Vesper
So, guys, could go.
01:37:55
Steve-O
a week ago. Dude, people who aren't even into, like, there's like, if you're a fan, you hate it If you just don't care about the franchise, you hate it.
01:37:56
Goon4Vesper
We could go
01:38:03
Goon4Vesper
go. Dude, I don't know if it could be worse than the last one.
01:38:03
Steve-O
It's just general hate. it
01:38:05
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Nice.
01:38:06
Goon4Vesper
The last one that was like in three d is...
01:38:08
Steve-O
That was the one, yeah, the Cheryl one, right?
01:38:10
Goon4Vesper
I like fell asleep and I woke up and I was like, it's not even worth rewinding. Like, it was just bad, dude
01:38:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He's going to get turned into a pyramid head.
01:38:19
Goon4Vesper
yeah
01:38:20
Steve-O
Apparently, um, they made, um, but What's his name? my My brain is spacing out on the character.
01:38:29
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
James?
01:38:30
Steve-O
ah They made James very moody is what I hear.
01:38:34
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, no.
01:38:34
Goon4Vesper
He's fairly moody in the...
01:38:37
Steve-O
He's a little bit more like Shadow the Hedgehog, they say.
01:38:41
Goon4Vesper
oh Oh, in the movie. Okay. Okay.
01:38:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:38:43
Goon4Vesper
Like... eat ah Like eggs lordy.
01:38:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, if anything, he's kind of numb. in the game.
01:38:47
Steve-O
yeah
01:38:47
Goon4Vesper
I would... I'm not going lie. Playing Silent Hill 2 with an eggs lordy James Sunderland would kind of work for me.
01:38:58
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Well, Devin, go see it.
01:39:00
Steve-O
This is the movie for you.
01:39:00
diet oddjob
Well, agree to disagree.
01:39:01
Goon4Vesper
Dude.
01:39:03
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Go see it, Devin.
01:39:03
Goon4Vesper
yeah Dude, I can't wait to go see this with my with my little ah my pillow, my smothering pillow popcorn bucket.
01:39:04
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Tell us how you feel. It's
01:39:08
Steve-O
But.
01:39:09
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
directed by Neil Breen.
01:39:11
Steve-O
ah breathe
01:39:16
Goon4Vesper
It'd be pretty fun.
01:39:16
Steve-O
What if though Darth Maul had something coming out?
01:39:25
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Like a new album?
01:39:26
Steve-O
Like a new album, a new show, a new movie. I don't know what this actually, this link is.
01:39:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
01:39:33
Steve-O
is this a show or a movie or.
01:39:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'm trying to follow you here.
01:39:34
Goon4Vesper
It's a show. It's a, it's another show. Disney Star Wars show.
01:39:39
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, he's going solo.
01:39:40
Goon4Vesper
ah
01:39:41
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He's got a solo album coming out.
01:39:42
Goon4Vesper
continuing Continuing the, the exploits of Darth Maul, even though we know how he dies in both the show, like in the movie, we see how he dies and then we see how he dies again in the shows.
01:39:57
Steve-O
Oh,
01:40:00
Goon4Vesper
But this is like, no, but this is in between all that, which is, it,
01:40:03
Steve-O
oh okay. This is the in-between.
01:40:05
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
So he's gotten, he lost his butt, right?
01:40:07
Steve-O
From death to death.
01:40:08
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He's done.
01:40:08
Goon4Vesper
No, no, no. He lost his butt and then he got his butt back.
01:40:12
Steve-O
got spider butt.
01:40:12
Goon4Vesper
And then he had he had a generational run. Like, I'm not even joking. Like the the animated like Clone Wars Rebels like Darth Maul is great.
01:40:24
Goon4Vesper
He's like a really fascinating, interesting character.
01:40:26
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He's a spider now?
01:40:28
Goon4Vesper
No, no, it's it would take too long.
01:40:31
diet oddjob
Bye.
01:40:31
Goon4Vesper
would take too long to explain. Point is, is he like you see him die. He he tracks down Obi-Wan like old Obi-Wan on Tatooine. And then it's actually like a very great like it's a very like Kino esque scene. Yeah.
01:40:52
Goon4Vesper
Of how like Obi-Wan kills him again in the desert. And then it's like, okay, like we've we've seen.
01:40:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You cut his butt off again?
01:40:58
Goon4Vesper
no dude, no, dude, he one shots. But if but if you're a fucking nerd and you look at like the stances that they go into and everything like that. It's like there's so much to read into. There's so much storytelling with just like such a short kind of like, you know, battle.
01:41:16
Goon4Vesper
If you could watch a breakdown video of it, it's it's actually quite fascinating. And it's like it actually it's pretty respectful.
01:41:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I mean, Obi-Wan historically aims for the dick and balls.
01:41:23
Goon4Vesper
But this is like.
01:41:27
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, well, you know what? See, that's the thing.
01:41:29
Steve-O
He's a dirty fighter.
01:41:30
Goon4Vesper
Darth Maul thought he was going to aim for the dick and balls and he didn't.
01:41:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
01:41:34
Goon4Vesper
So it's like a whole day problem.
01:41:34
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He got him.
01:41:35
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He tricked him.
01:41:36
Steve-O
um like taking balls.
01:41:36
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:41:36
diet oddjob
I need
01:41:36
Steve-O
Oh!
01:41:38
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. So, so, um but like, this is like, Hey, I know we killed him like again for real Z this time, but he's, you know, this is before that, which is like fine, but it kind of takes a lot of the interest out for me.
01:41:52
Steve-O
Because you know going to die.
01:41:54
Goon4Vesper
Like, I know he's dead, dead. Like they've already killed him twice so far in this series.
01:41:58
Steve-O
That's why I just didn't care about Titanic.
01:42:01
Goon4Vesper
No, no, no. See, once is interesting, right?
01:42:03
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
ah You know, i don't know.
01:42:04
Goon4Vesper
Let's see where, let's see how we got there.
01:42:05
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i don't know if that boat is dead.
01:42:07
Goon4Vesper
Titanic two.
01:42:08
Steve-O
Oh, yo, if they pulled that sucker out, if they made it a spider boat, yo.
01:42:08
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
it could develop ah It could develop a spider body.
01:42:08
Goon4Vesper
i get it.
01:42:13
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. That spider leg boat.
01:42:16
Steve-O
And then Obi-Wan's like, I think going to kill this boat.
01:42:16
Goon4Vesper
And then
01:42:20
Steve-O
Where's his dick and balls?
01:42:20
diet oddjob
to when
01:42:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's what he's always...
01:42:24
Goon4Vesper
please find his dick and balls for me.
01:42:25
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He's got that lasered in in every movie, guys.
01:42:26
Goon4Vesper
Let me chop them up. Yeah.
01:42:29
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
What is up with that?
01:42:31
Goon4Vesper
hu Yeah, um but, you know, we all like Darth Maul, I guess. just like Just like we're all big He-Man fans, right?
01:42:40
Steve-O
Oh my god, dude.
01:42:40
diet oddjob
i used to be i used to be when i was a kid.
01:42:43
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Diamond fan.
01:42:43
Steve-O
Yeah, i had I had his horse as one of my toys growing up.
01:42:46
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Dude, I have the whole cast. I got a collection at a flea market.
01:42:50
diet oddjob
I didn't even watch this trailer. I'm just not into it.
01:42:51
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um Was it a horse? I thought it was a a cat.
01:42:54
diet oddjob
lion or a tiger or whatever.
01:42:55
Steve-O
it Well, like you had a cat, but there was the robot horse.
01:42:55
Goon4Vesper
No, there's a mechanical... At some point, somebody rides a mechanical horse, yeah.
01:42:58
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh.
01:42:59
Steve-O
Yeah. Dude, I'm so excited. Frank Langela's gonna be back as Skeletor. This is gonna be fucking awesome, dude.
01:43:05
Goon4Vesper
Yeah,
01:43:07
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I think he's dead, but that's awesome.
01:43:08
Steve-O
What?
01:43:09
Goon4Vesper
bad news. He says, beat you.
01:43:11
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'm so happy for you. He's very dead.
01:43:14
Steve-O
Well, who the fuck are they going to get to play Skeletor? Because like at the end of...
01:43:16
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i think, honestly, i think playing putting a dead man as Skeletor, he is a skeleton.
01:43:21
Steve-O
He is a skeleton. You're right, Chris. and like all i Well, think about it. Masters of the Universe, the 1980s movie, 1987. How does that movie end?
01:43:31
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
a skeleton.
01:43:31
Steve-O
He comes out and he's like, Devin knows.
01:43:32
Goon4Vesper
says i'll beat
01:43:34
Steve-O
See, that's a super fan.
01:43:34
Goon4Vesper
He goes, I'll be back.
01:43:36
Steve-O
I'll be back. He comes out of the soup. I'll be back. he's He's back.
01:43:40
Goon4Vesper
Did you know that was the first post-credit scene I ever learned about? Because specifically the VHS tape rip that my parents got me didn't have the credit scene in it.
01:43:51
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'm sorry.
01:43:51
Steve-O
Dude, somebody...
01:43:51
Goon4Vesper
So I found out years and years and years later.
01:43:54
Steve-O
Somebody...
01:43:56
Goon4Vesper
was hot, dude.
01:43:56
Steve-O
Oh, wait, wait. Oh, so you just didn't have that scene.
01:43:59
Goon4Vesper
No, like like, you know, my dad would copy over a VHS and he just...
01:44:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You never knew that Skeletor came back. He thought he was dead for good.
01:44:04
Goon4Vesper
And at when the once the credit hits, my dad's like, I'm not wasting valuable tape on this.
01:44:05
Steve-O
the movie was over.
01:44:09
Steve-O
That might have been on Syfy channel. So he just recorded it from Syfy and they probably just were like, up next is a new episode of ah TNG.
01:44:13
Goon4Vesper
I don't know.
01:44:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Flash.
01:44:17
Steve-O
g Oh, Flash 2.
01:44:18
Goon4Vesper
I'll be honest. The process that you had to do to, like, rip a VHS tape was like... Farm too many steps that I thought my dad was my dad was weirdly capable back then.
01:44:31
Steve-O
I don't believe our parents falling. Like they were doing some pretty wild stuff to get things to run back then. And it's like, oh, no, you just you just hit that button.
01:44:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, yeah. yeah.
01:44:43
Steve-O
The one that's is like.
01:44:45
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
We got, i got lucky you with my dad because he built a box to let us get pay-per-view channels, basically, in the basement.
01:44:53
Steve-O
Whoa.
01:44:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And that was pretty rad, dude, because we used to get Tyson fights and he knew, like, oh, we can pay for the pay-per-view, but it's going to over in a round.
01:44:54
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, bet.
01:44:55
diet oddjob
Hell yeah. yeah
01:44:57
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:45:05
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
So he's like, fuck that. He built that, like, a fucking, don't know, like a
01:45:07
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:45:09
Steve-O
He built the black box.
01:45:09
Goon4Vesper
You got the black box, dude.
01:45:10
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:45:10
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
black box and he set it up and we watched pay-per-view movies we watched tyson fights that was like the big thing i remember more than anything was those fights and how quick they were yep
01:45:25
Steve-O
You were like, fight's over. You'd be like, wait, what?
01:45:28
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
come in beat them up and we're like oh we're so glad we didn't pay for that it was fucking terrible it's so fast
01:45:35
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. But um listen, Steve, I know you were talking about Franklin Jell. Unfortunately, he's not there. So they had to go for another box office, you know, Iron Man.
01:45:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Tony Shalhoub.
01:45:49
diet oddjob
Oh, no.
01:45:49
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:45:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh.
01:45:49
Goon4Vesper
And they said they said, who's going to guarantee us some great box office returns?
01:45:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Tony Shalhoub.
01:45:54
Goon4Vesper
We should cast get Jared Leto. You were close, Chris.
01:45:56
Steve-O
What? No, he's box office poison. Didn't they see what happened with Tron?
01:46:00
Goon4Vesper
No, but they said Skeletor's poison.
01:46:02
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You go with Shalhoub. Everybody gets paid.
01:46:07
Goon4Vesper
Hey.
01:46:08
Steve-O
What nonsense is he doing on this set? Is he sending condoms to freaking, uh, I'm trying to remember some of the He-Man characters, uh,
01:46:15
Goon4Vesper
She tore. No, that's the Dinobot.
01:46:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
What's the guy with the the head that he could like break?
01:46:19
Steve-O
Ram Man.
01:46:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Ram man.
01:46:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:46:21
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, he was.
01:46:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, he's targeting Ram man.
01:46:23
Steve-O
He's targeting Ram Man.
01:46:25
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:46:25
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
100% dude. Who's playing him? Danny Evito?
01:46:29
Goon4Vesper
Uh, I don't think he's in this.
01:46:31
Steve-O
Are you fucking kidding me?
01:46:32
Goon4Vesper
I don't know, dude.
01:46:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Evan, what the fuck are you we doing?
01:46:34
Goon4Vesper
I don't. You know what? Let's look it up. Let's look it up.
01:46:36
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
what the This is 2026.
01:46:39
Steve-O
People have waited literally 40 years to see a new movie.
01:46:43
Goon4Vesper
dude. Talk. Rayman was a sick toy.
01:46:45
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, he was, dude. He was. If he's not this movie, what?
01:46:49
Goon4Vesper
He was one of my, he was one of my champions of the human faction that I had when I smashed my toys together.
01:46:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Fucking his head. he Fucking slammed his head in the shit.
01:46:57
Goon4Vesper
Uh, Oh, my God. Oh, man. Idris Elba's man-at-arms. Yikes. Okay.
01:47:02
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Whoa.
01:47:03
Goon4Vesper
um Dude, I hate to say I'm seeing Goatman. i'm seeing Teela. Triclops. I'm not seeing Ram.
01:47:11
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
isn't happening. This isn't happening.
01:47:12
Goon4Vesper
Trapjaw?
01:47:13
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
This isn't happening. This happening.
01:47:14
Goon4Vesper
No, no.
01:47:14
Steve-O
Ice?
01:47:15
Goon4Vesper
Guys, guys, I found him.
01:47:15
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Like,
01:47:18
Goon4Vesper
John, John, John,
01:47:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
John John's playing him?
01:47:22
diet oddjob
Thank you.
01:47:22
Steve-O
Jon Jon. Who's Jon Jon?
01:47:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Who's John John?
01:47:23
Goon4Vesper
John Jang, John Jang, Z-H-A-N-G is playing Redman.
01:47:24
Steve-O
Is that like someone's baby nephew?
01:47:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Martian Manhunter?
01:47:25
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
01:47:30
Steve-O
okay All right.
01:47:31
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. You know?
01:47:34
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
No?
01:47:34
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Apologize. Apologize to me.
01:47:37
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
John John?
01:47:37
Goon4Vesper
It was hard. It's hard to say.
01:47:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
John?
01:47:42
Goon4Vesper
But I listen, I'm just getting the vibes that he's not going to be.
01:47:43
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Jane? not
01:47:48
Goon4Vesper
anything more than maybe a bit player. You know what I mean?
01:47:51
Steve-O
He better ram through someone.
01:47:53
Goon4Vesper
he's I mean, I think he's definitely going do that.
01:47:54
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, like, rip the like explod so many explodes around him.
01:47:56
diet oddjob
Mm-hmm.
01:47:58
Goon4Vesper
Oh, Allison Lee, Allison Bree plays evil limb. Okay. Okay. Now I'm a little more interested.
01:48:08
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
don't know. I don't know.
01:48:08
Goon4Vesper
The guy played the mountains playing goat man, Chris, though you're a big goat man guy.
01:48:11
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
He don't talk, Devin! He can't talk.
01:48:14
Steve-O
Can't talk.
01:48:15
Goon4Vesper
Camila Mendez, dude, playing Tila.
01:48:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Who? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:48:21
Goon4Vesper
Riverdale, Chris, come on. Get fucking.
01:48:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, that's all I know of room.
01:48:25
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:48:28
Goon4Vesper
Listen, i I think I'm going to go with the the Minecraft logic that that I had last year. i just, I can't get, i can't get angry about this.
01:48:45
Goon4Vesper
It looks like it looks. I liked T-Man when I was a ah young one. He-Man's right on the line, right? I feel like for us.
01:48:54
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:48:54
Goon4Vesper
Like, it was... if we were, like, five years older, then, like, I think we'd be, like, hyper in or hyper out, like, whatever. But, like, I don't know. He-Man was, like, just toys that...
01:49:06
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I mean, you know, as a kid, it seemed kind of cool, but then in retrospect, it is kind of like a Conan the Barbarian ripoff.
01:49:13
Steve-O
I mean, they like memed it into oblivion with like all the.
01:49:15
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, that too.
01:49:17
Steve-O
although but but but but but
01:49:17
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. but But it's like, I feel like G.I.
01:49:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's great.
01:49:21
Goon4Vesper
Joe is more like our...
01:49:24
Steve-O
No, turtles, turtles.
01:49:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
No.
01:49:24
Goon4Vesper
No? tur I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, you're you're right.
01:49:27
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, Turtles.
01:49:28
Goon4Vesper
Turtles is like definitely that vein that they're...
01:49:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Turtles and then X-Men, like right, right in.
01:49:32
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, and He-Man was a little predated Turtles.
01:49:36
Steve-O
He-Man and Transformers, I think we missed the boat on a little bit.
01:49:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, yeah.
01:49:40
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:49:41
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
G.I. Joe, He-Man, and Transformers are a little...
01:49:41
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:49:42
diet oddjob
Thank you.
01:49:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Thundercats, I came in right, right when you needed to.
01:49:44
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. well
01:49:48
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:49:48
Steve-O
That was the sweet spot for Thundercats.
01:49:51
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i tell you, that is right.
01:49:52
Goon4Vesper
Right when you need it to.
01:49:53
Steve-O
Thundercats.
01:49:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Chitara was quite a looker.
01:49:55
Goon4Vesper
Anytime you needed a good pole, you know, you turned on Thundercats.
01:49:59
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
chitara was ah is quite a looker
01:50:04
Goon4Vesper
You know what's funny is I watched a little bit of that, like the Netflix He-Man show, which is kind of like a after the original cartoon ended.
01:50:13
diet oddjob
woke.
01:50:14
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, way too woke.
01:50:15
Steve-O
That's what people complained about, I think, right?
01:50:16
Goon4Vesper
Uh, I know. And you know what? They were wrong. The first season that I watched was like pretty good. Like I dug it. I got to stick with it because like he man's just again.
01:50:27
Goon4Vesper
We're kind of past that for me. But ah I didn't dislike it.
01:50:28
Steve-O
yeah
01:50:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'm no longer He-Man. I am They-Man. Is that why people didn't like it?
01:50:34
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah. That being said, the guy who plays He-Man must be pretty fucking big because he looks to be about ah head half a head taller than Idris Elba, who I know is like a pretty tall guy.
01:50:46
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I think we're seeing a lot of tall dudes just being actors now.
01:50:49
Goon4Vesper
yeah
01:50:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
There's a bit it's been an uprising.
01:50:50
Steve-O
Dude. Height is back when it kill comes to movies. Because they're trying to find that 6'9 absolute Batman.
01:50:54
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Look at.
01:50:57
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
01:50:57
Goon4Vesper
ah Everybody tall is like I should get into acting so I can be absolute Batman big man Yo how are how is that i can't I haven't been able to convince myself to give it a shot
01:51:02
Steve-O
Oh, need to start acting now.
01:51:04
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I watched night of the seven kingdoms and lo and behold, another big guy, six foot, that six foot five.
01:51:08
diet oddjob
Thank you.
01:51:09
Steve-O
Another big boy.
01:51:14
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
it's
TV Shows and Series Release Strategies
01:51:15
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's very slowly paced. It's not like dark. I wouldn't say it's very much tonally different than anything else Game of Thrones has produced. It's more funny.
01:51:26
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
A little like toilet humor, too.
01:51:30
Goon4Vesper
Okay.
01:51:30
Steve-O
okay.
01:51:31
Goon4Vesper
Like, yeah, is this like kind of like, not like goofy, but like kind of silly in comparison?
01:51:34
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
i Kind of. It's like ah like I said about the books. It's like watching Rocky rocky
01:51:43
Steve-O
That sounds wonderful.
01:51:45
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
But it's really, it's like slowly paced and Mickey is a ah tiny bald child.
01:51:45
Goon4Vesper
Okay.
01:51:53
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, okay.
01:51:53
Steve-O
So would you recommend watching it?
01:51:54
Goon4Vesper
That made
01:51:55
Steve-O
Okay.
01:51:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, I'd say maybe give it a couple episodes because that first one was, there's not much there. I will admit.
01:52:02
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:52:03
Steve-O
I...
01:52:03
Goon4Vesper
yeah We didn't really talk about but um again, i only asked this question because I am not as in tune with Fallout lore, but was that ah that Super Mutant guy?
01:52:11
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh yeah, I've been watching that.
01:52:14
Goon4Vesper
was was Is he anyone specific?
01:52:15
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Devin, I creamed my fucking shorts.
01:52:19
Goon4Vesper
Okay. Because that's like a specific character, right?
01:52:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It could be Marcus.
01:52:23
Goon4Vesper
That's not just like...
01:52:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I don't know, Devin.
01:52:27
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I don't know.
01:52:28
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Okay.
01:52:29
Steve-O
Could be Marcus.
01:52:30
Goon4Vesper
But that was that was ah that was a moment for sure.
01:52:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I was punching my dad.
01:52:36
Steve-O
Chris, get off me.
01:52:36
diet oddjob
He's like, stop.
01:52:37
Steve-O
Chris, get off me
01:52:38
diet oddjob
Stop hitting me, Chris. What the fuck?
01:52:39
Goon4Vesper
Chris, I have a heart condition.
01:52:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Fucking super good.
01:52:41
Goon4Vesper
It's Samson.
01:52:42
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Let's fucking go.
01:52:42
Steve-O
me. I will take the black box apart, Chris.
01:52:43
Goon4Vesper
It's could be Marcus.
01:52:46
Steve-O
I invented television.
01:52:46
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Let's fucking go!
01:52:47
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah. Your dad fucking broke the black box out of rage.
01:52:51
Steve-O
Oh, it keeps hitting me. I got to break this box.
01:52:54
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I loved i loved everything about the ghoul on the pole and all that.
01:52:58
Steve-O
are yeah So your are is the new season, because haven't watched any of it.
01:52:59
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
was fucking great, dude.
01:52:59
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:53:02
Goon4Vesper
Oh, yeah, no. it They're in... I don't want Would you say full swing at this point?
01:53:06
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah. Yeah, their enforcement.
01:53:07
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, like, I...
01:53:08
Steve-O
they're good again.
01:53:10
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it was never not good.
01:53:10
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's something.
01:53:12
Goon4Vesper
It was just like, you know...
01:53:13
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Slow.
01:53:14
Steve-O
Yeah, people's first reactions are the first few episodes I was a little surprised by.
01:53:18
Goon4Vesper
Well, you know... me Okay, well, I guess this this poses a somewhat interesting question because the first season was dropped all at once and people are like, man, I really wish...
01:53:27
Steve-O
right
01:53:32
Goon4Vesper
They did that again for season two, which makes me wonder if they're going to drop it all at once for season three or not.
01:53:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah. Yeah. That'd be great.
01:53:39
Goon4Vesper
Because, like, you know, there's complaining about the ratings or whatever, but they're like, it's kind of apples and oranges because of, you know, the situation. But I don't know. ah It's like, I think a lot of it depends on how the season is paced.
01:53:56
Goon4Vesper
And with a show like Fallout, it just kind of feels like they should just drop it all at once. Like this week to week. While fun, well, yeah, like while fun, it's it's, I don't know.
01:54:02
Steve-O
let you paste it yourself.
01:54:08
Goon4Vesper
It can be a little frustrating, especially when you got, you know, you got it all at once the first time.
01:54:12
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
all that All that being said, i do think it is now pumpin pumping ah you know in in fifth gear.
01:54:18
Steve-O
Pump in.
01:54:18
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah.
01:54:19
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
you know with the with the The new Vegas shit has been perfect, too.
01:54:20
Steve-O
Okay.
01:54:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I love it. Love the references. i love what they're doing with the world. like at all makes sense to me. um Yeah, it's it's really good.
01:54:35
Steve-O
Devin, you've been watching it. Welcome to dairy, right?
01:54:39
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, it's over.
01:54:40
Goon4Vesper
um
01:54:40
Steve-O
It's over.
01:54:40
Steve-O
what are your thoughts on that?
01:54:41
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, it's been done. Man, I dug it. i I recommend it, to be honest.
01:54:48
Steve-O
okay
01:54:49
Goon4Vesper
if If you're like even remotely interested in like the Stephen King stuff, that guy that you probably never heard of, um it expands the lore completely.
01:55:02
Goon4Vesper
enough that, you know, and it there's an interesting tidbit that is mentioned in like the final episode about how Pennywise perceives time because he kind of perceives time all at once, he says.
01:55:16
Goon4Vesper
So he's talking to somebody whose kid is one of the kids that, you know, as an adult kills him. But he's like, you know, i could kill you now, but I'm getting killed then. So, and it's kind of,
01:55:30
Goon4Vesper
It's a weird comparison, but it's kind of like the Sephiroth remake conundrum where it's like, is he just kind of like, is his plan to just hop through time to keep himself from getting killed eventually?
01:55:42
Goon4Vesper
You know, just cheat until he wins. But then at the very end, um there's... like a flashback, but also a flash forward. It's kind of, it's kind of heady a little bit.
01:55:56
Goon4Vesper
And I'm not super up to date on like my it lore in terms of who the characters are and things like that.
01:56:01
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
What do you need to know, Devin?
01:56:04
Goon4Vesper
But
01:56:05
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You know Halloran is, right?
01:56:08
Goon4Vesper
yeah, yeah. We just, you know, any, he's like, Hey, I got a, I got a job at a hotel. How much problem that going to be?
01:56:13
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Don't go to that hotel! Is that what you yelled at the screen?
01:56:16
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. i i you know it's
01:56:18
Steve-O
Oh,
01:56:19
Goon4Vesper
You know what's silly? is I never even made the connection until...
01:56:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Really?
01:56:23
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, I just didn't...
01:56:25
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You know, it's funny.
01:56:26
Goon4Vesper
I was like, this guy's somebody.
01:56:26
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I i admit, i I read The Shining
01:56:27
Goon4Vesper
I just didn't know.
Book Discussion: Dungeon Crawler Carl
01:56:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
recently.
01:56:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I never read it.
01:56:32
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
01:56:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
before, so it was pretty fresh. It's pretty fresh in my mind. i also started reading Dungeon Crawler Carl.
01:56:36
Goon4Vesper
Are you now... to
01:56:41
Steve-O
oh I've heard about this.
01:56:43
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That is great.
01:56:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That is great.
01:56:46
Steve-O
okay
01:56:48
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It is basically ah Dungeon of the Bad Mage, but if the world was taken over by aliens.
01:56:56
Steve-O
I have been actually like seeing this pop up on my Amazon regularly. It's like, there's like seven of these books now, right?
01:57:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It
01:57:02
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
it's It's written very much like almost almost like um like a World of Warcraft video game. And the world itself is built that way where you get loot boxes for doing certain things and getting certain achievements as you progress through it.
01:57:09
Goon4Vesper
Mm-hmm.
01:57:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And Carl is the main character and he's kind of like a loser who lost his girlfriend. He has his cat with him named Donut. And then Donut gains sentience in the dungeon and becomes Princess Donut, who he travels around with. And she gets like, she's like a sorcerer.
01:57:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
it's it's And it's all built like it's a reality television show, too.
01:57:44
Steve-O
yeah like this the slogans like the the apocalypse will be televised or something like that right
01:57:50
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Right, so it's like it broadcasted through the universe speak by a corporation that is running... The game. The dungeon game.
01:57:58
Steve-O
okay
01:57:59
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's cool.
01:57:59
Steve-O
Yeah, this popped up on my Amazon and I wishlisted. I was like, you know what? Let me put a pin in that because that sounds fun. So that's good to hear that like you've actually like read into these and are enjoying them.
01:58:10
Steve-O
so
01:58:11
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's gamer game gamer coded, but not in a Yeah.
01:58:16
Steve-O
Ready Player One nonsense sort of way.
01:58:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah not Not when it's sucking its own dick.
01:58:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:58:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's very much pointing out glitches and how they patch things too. like That's funny. in in the in the game. like It's making fun of a lot of RPG elements.
01:58:31
Steve-O
I might have to grab this because this sounds like ah a good read, a good time.
01:58:35
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, it's fun. And it's it's light. It's light read. Not really too dense. you know um Alright, we've more stuff to talk about here.
01:58:44
Goon4Vesper
Let's see. Yeah, so we got that. We got the Dark Maul. We got the He-Man. ah Super quick. They announced that they are continuing. They're both continuing and remaking parts of Super, ah Dragon Ball Super.
01:59:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, you gotta you can't just say super amongst us like we
Dragon Ball Super Reboot and Xbox Announcements
01:59:03
Goon4Vesper
I know. know. I'm sorry. um so the first, the first like arc of Dragon Ball super was trashed online because the artwork was pretty rushed. just like, it was kind of, it was mocked pretty heavily and they're like, bro, this is Dragon Ball. why does it look so bad?
01:59:03
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
know what that is.
01:59:23
Goon4Vesper
So they're kind of like soft rebooting it. Uh, It is designed to be more faithful to the original manga, enhanced visuals redrawn and newly added cuts, narrative reworks and promises to deliver deliver even more immersive battle scenes. So it's it's like, oh, that's cool. And then they also announced that they are extending like where it had stopped. ah Dragon Ball Super kind of famously stopped at the tournament, like the tournament of power arc, which was great. But there's like two or three arcs after that.
01:59:59
Goon4Vesper
in the manga that they just for some reason or another decided to just kind of do the infamous anime hiatus where they're like, oh, we'll get to it when we get to it. And then they announce that they're they're kind of moving forward with that, which is like sick. That's like, dude, I watched Dragon Ball Dynamo like recently, a few weeks back or maybe a month or two ago.
02:00:19
Goon4Vesper
That shit fucking rocks. And I don't know, man. Dragon Ball is kind of Definitely my jam. Maybe I'm a super apologist, but like I really like super in general.
02:00:32
Goon4Vesper
So it's just good news kind of across the board. And then there was this we kind of briefly maybe sort of touched on it. There was an Xbox direct where they announced. Well, Forza Horizon 6 got a release date. It's pretty sick.
02:00:51
Goon4Vesper
And
02:00:51
Steve-O
I'm excited. I love those games.
02:00:52
Goon4Vesper
And then there's this game. i literally watched 10 seconds of this and not because I didn't like it It's just, I haven't really found the time to watch it. Uh, beast of reincarnation, which is a game freak game.
02:01:03
Steve-O
Right. This is the Pokemon people, right?
02:01:04
diet oddjob
Whoa. Oh, yeah.
02:01:05
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Um,
02:01:07
diet oddjob
What they're saying is that Nintendo has been holding them back because they made like an actual game that doesn't look like shit
02:01:11
Goon4Vesper
yeah yeah. I mean, that's the thing. It does look like an actual game, but I don't know. Uh,
02:01:22
Steve-O
I'm always a little wary because they, they on occasion make like the outside Nintendo game and it's always like fine when it comes out and I'm like, okay,
02:01:29
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:01:33
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Like, like the thing about this is like, let's not pretend like it's like all the blame for these kind of mid Pokemon games shouldn't just go on Nintendo.
02:01:44
Goon4Vesper
It's like maybe Game Freak's not exactly like a triple A quality studio. You know what I mean?
02:01:52
Goon4Vesper
It's like, I don't know. So like, I, From what I've seen, it's interesting. it kind of looks like a mix of a few different type of like genres. But don't know. Just interesting that they they're doing it. comes out summer 2026.
02:01:52
Steve-O
right It's like...
02:02:11
Goon4Vesper
twenty twenty six There's also a new double-fying game called Kiln, which is like a pottery game. You like create pot pottery monsters and they fight.
02:02:21
Steve-O
um Kind of like fallout, but pottery monsters and they fight.
02:02:27
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:02:28
Steve-O
right
02:02:29
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, listen, it's a Game Freak game. um
02:02:31
Steve-O
It's
Xbox and Microsoft Game Strategy
02:02:32
Steve-O
yeah.
02:02:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Game Freak!
02:02:33
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, Game Freak. I'm sorry, i said Game Freak. it's a It's a double fine game.
02:02:36
Steve-O
Double fine.
02:02:39
Goon4Vesper
So it's interesting. Might not be my cup of tea, but it's probably going to be good. And then they they announced Fable.
02:02:49
Goon4Vesper
announced They finally showed off Fable. And it does look good.
02:02:55
Steve-O
It looks good.
02:02:56
Goon4Vesper
I don't think it looks bad.
02:02:58
diet oddjob
It looks pretty good, actually.
02:02:58
Goon4Vesper
i yeah, it's just, there's just something about this overview and and exactly that, right?
02:03:00
diet oddjob
It's weird say it loud.
02:03:01
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
think they're finally going to get it right.
02:03:07
Goon4Vesper
It's an overview and they're just like,
02:03:08
diet oddjob
You don't trust it, Devin. You think it's all just kind of like fake shit because you you know you know Xbox is going to fail.
02:03:12
Goon4Vesper
just like I just just want to see something without like, like, I just want to see something that, that doesn't show a bunch of assholes like behind their computer desk in an office.
02:03:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
02:03:17
diet oddjob
So you're just not
02:03:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's how I feel. And also, i know the his I know the history of Fable, and it's just never, they never get it right.
02:03:24
Steve-O
talking.
02:03:28
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:03:29
Steve-O
No.
02:03:29
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Ever.
02:03:30
Steve-O
The funny thing, though, is it's like they have taken this game because ah but what was the last Fable game?
02:03:30
Goon4Vesper
But like...
02:03:37
Steve-O
It was like a Kinect game.
02:03:39
Goon4Vesper
you nu Yeah, yeah. It was the one where you're like on the cart or something.
02:03:43
Steve-O
Yeah. And we played the beta.
02:03:45
Goon4Vesper
And then there was then there was that online game that they canceled.
02:03:48
Steve-O
Fable Legends, I think it was.
02:03:50
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, there's Fable Legends, which got canceled. And then there was the Kinect cart game and then they closed down the studio. And like, listen, it looks good.
02:04:00
diet oddjob
you
02:04:01
Goon4Vesper
um And then they announced that it's coming out in November, I think.
02:04:08
Steve-O
Yeah, autumn 2026.
02:04:10
Goon4Vesper
Autumn 2026, which i I personally think is a game that they are more than willing to push away from GTA 6 or keep it if GTA 6 gets delayed.
02:04:24
Goon4Vesper
Like, to me, it's just like, yeah, like, It's not really going to matter if we release it in January or February or if we release it We just don't, we don't want to be near the GTA six bomb. And I feel like most companies don't really have that leeway. I think Microsoft does.
02:04:44
Goon4Vesper
Like, I think they'd be more than happy to just push it if they need to um for like purely, Political reasons isn't the right word, but like, you know, just like um
02:04:59
Goon4Vesper
placement reasons, right? We just don't want to get it to get sucked in black hole. We'll just push it.
02:05:03
Steve-O
My take is they they need to push these games out.
02:05:04
Goon4Vesper
Or if, yeah.
02:05:06
Steve-O
So that might be the other end of it where it's like this is a game that isn't ready to come out and they just shove it out the door. They're like, we we need something for 2026 because we ate shit ah shit last year.
02:05:16
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:05:18
Steve-O
We weren't even the third best-selling console.
02:05:22
Goon4Vesper
yeah yeah
02:05:24
Steve-O
Some little Amazon cube beat us.
02:05:24
Goon4Vesper
But I mean, like, ah i really think they they don't care at this point. They really don't.
02:05:30
Steve-O
Well, you know, Phil Spencer, he's I see him looking at his rope on his desk every day.
02:05:35
Goon4Vesper
Dude, he's just Googling how to make some knots.
02:05:37
Steve-O
Yeah. What are you looking up there?
02:05:39
Goon4Vesper
How do I fix that?
02:05:40
Steve-O
How to tie ties.
02:05:41
Goon4Vesper
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing at all.
02:05:42
Steve-O
Don't worry about it.
02:05:43
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. I'm just really getting into boating.
02:05:46
Steve-O
I think I'm going to get on a boat and never come back one day.
02:05:47
Goon4Vesper
My man.
02:05:49
Goon4Vesper
ah Yeah, but it's like, bro, you announced and and like, listen, like we said, it looks pretty good.
02:05:56
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
02:05:57
Goon4Vesper
But for a game you announce in 2020 and it's 2026 and like the combat still looks, there's a little bit of jank still. And I get it. and the Games are hard to make and they're not done until they're done. But I'm like, bro, I don't like, okay, this is a good, this is a good comparison I was thinking of earlier.
02:06:16
Goon4Vesper
like they announced Wolverine a billion years ago, just like they did Fable.
02:06:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:06:21
Goon4Vesper
And then when we finally saw Wolverine, we got like a pretty high intensive like smack across the face type of trailer.
02:06:29
Goon4Vesper
And I was like immediately like, yes, I'm in. I am so sick to death of seeing like basically nothing to this is like the third developer diary.
02:06:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:06:40
Goon4Vesper
Now, granted, this is the most in-depth they've ever shown.
02:06:43
Steve-O
Right.
02:06:43
Goon4Vesper
but like I wanted the like the Wolverine type trailer where it's just like, boom, we're here. Look how fucking sick this looks. Aren't you excited?
02:06:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:06:52
Goon4Vesper
Here's the the when the game's coming out roughly. And like, they still haven't done that. It's just guys going, you could marry everybody in the town.
02:06:58
Steve-O
You're waiting for that hype trailer. See, the thing it's that's the weird thing about that the fable, like...
02:07:01
Goon4Vesper
And I'm like, I don't care about marrying everyone in the town.
02:07:08
Steve-O
Trailer lineage is they are tied to Peter Mullen you permanently. So they don't know how to like make trailers that are hype trailers for these games. They only know how to do Peter Mullen you trailers where it's like he promises you the world and gives you small glimpses. And then when the game comes out, it's just like decent RPG action game.
02:07:32
Goon4Vesper
like Yo, what is up with that? Like, why can't anyone just be like, yo, here's Fable. isn't it Doesn't it look good?
02:07:38
Steve-O
See, I'm hyped because this is the Forza Horizon team again.
02:07:39
Goon4Vesper
And...
02:07:42
Steve-O
like they're they're They're good.
02:07:42
Goon4Vesper
I know.
02:07:44
Steve-O
They're a good team. They're the only good team that they have where they they have to make them make action games now.
02:07:50
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. And maybe I'm not being fun here, but like, one of the selling points is they're like, we have office style zoom-ins for jokes. Like, that's an actual game mechanic, apparently.
02:08:02
diet oddjob
Yeah.
02:08:03
Goon4Vesper
And I'm like... Okay. Like, yeah.
02:08:08
diet oddjob
Might be cool.
02:08:09
Goon4Vesper
Maybe. i hope it works.
02:08:10
Steve-O
if You know, if if they do a little zoom and I get a little giggle,
Ubisoft's Industry Struggles and Past Successes
02:08:15
Steve-O
if...
02:08:15
diet oddjob
Can't wait to play it on PS5. That's what I'm saying.
02:08:17
Steve-O
Dude, that's the... It's already in the Steam cart. Look at that. Like, they know nobody's playing their games on the Xbox anymore.
02:08:22
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:08:22
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
you
02:08:28
Goon4Vesper
Well, i mean I mean, that's interesting too, is like, they were very They said, yep, this is coming out on Xbox, PC, and PS5. And I'm not saying like they shouldn't have because it's called like the Xbox Developer Direct, but I think they need to just make it as clear as possible.
02:08:46
Goon4Vesper
like this is This may as well be like the EA announcement or like, you know,
02:08:52
diet oddjob
Sports. It's in the game.
02:08:55
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, make make it the EA event show. Make it the Ubisoft event show.
02:09:01
Steve-O
oh
02:09:01
diet oddjob
Yeah, we can talk about that
02:09:02
Goon4Vesper
Things like that. Yeah, yeah. Which is like, you know, shout outs to them for canceling everything. um I saw something like their stock dropped like 36% in like a day.
02:09:13
Steve-O
microsoft oh ubisoft yeah makes sense
02:09:14
Goon4Vesper
No, no, Ubisoft. Ubisoft.
02:09:16
diet oddjob
You know what? Good. That's what I got to say.
02:09:18
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:09:18
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, I kind of like don't.
02:09:18
diet oddjob
Good.
02:09:22
Goon4Vesper
Ubisoft is going to have an interesting legacy, I think, when it's like eventually closed or sold off.
02:09:26
diet oddjob
as the ultimate Ubisoft hater of my entire life. Good.
02:09:31
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, but didn't you love some of those games? Like Prince of Persia?
02:09:36
Steve-O
You love Prince of Persia.
02:09:36
diet oddjob
I did love it.
02:09:37
Steve-O
That
02:09:37
diet oddjob
Yeah, that was before.
02:09:38
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:09:38
diet oddjob
That was different. That different.
02:09:40
Goon4Vesper
Oh, that was different.
02:09:41
diet oddjob
Oh, that was different.
02:09:41
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah.
02:09:41
Steve-O
was, that was their best era.
02:09:42
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:09:43
Steve-O
Like the 360 era or no, that was PS two.
02:09:45
Goon4Vesper
Man, they there wasn't...
02:09:46
Steve-O
Wasn't it? That's X.
02:09:47
diet oddjob
No, that was 360, I think.
02:09:47
Goon4Vesper
oh
02:09:49
Steve-O
No, that was like Xbox one.
02:09:50
Goon4Vesper
ah
02:09:51
Steve-O
Sands of time.
02:09:52
diet oddjob
Ubisoft games.
02:09:52
Goon4Vesper
No.
02:09:53
diet oddjob
No, is that it was just called Prince of Persia.
02:09:55
Steve-O
Oh, you're talking about the one that was after the.
02:09:57
diet oddjob
The one that you see Siguros
02:09:58
Goon4Vesper
the The one with the Sia.
02:10:00
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:10:00
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, and the Sigurios and the Sia trailer.
02:10:02
diet oddjob
Ubisoft games.
02:10:03
Goon4Vesper
But like, but the Prince of Persia 360 games are sick.
02:10:05
diet oddjob
Oh, you know, I did like, um,
02:10:08
Goon4Vesper
Or I'm sorry, yeah, the Xbox, the original Xbox.
02:10:10
diet oddjob
I did like Splinter Cell.
02:10:11
Steve-O
and
02:10:12
diet oddjob
Name some Ubisoft games.
02:10:14
Steve-O
Assassin's Creed, Far Cry, Rayman, Prince of Persia, Splinter Cell.
02:10:15
diet oddjob
Nope. Never, never, never.
02:10:17
Goon4Vesper
Prince of Persia. Watch Dogs.
02:10:20
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Rain Man is a movie?
02:10:21
diet oddjob
Yes.
02:10:22
Steve-O
ah No, Rayman.
02:10:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh.
02:10:24
Steve-O
No, not not like a gotta watch water.
02:10:25
diet oddjob
but I played Splinter Cell. I played Watch Dogs.
02:10:30
Goon4Vesper
good need Beyond Good and Evil?
02:10:30
diet oddjob
You guys played. and I ah trashed you guys for playing Watch Dogs.
02:10:34
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, but ah Beyond Good and Evil, that was a good one.
02:10:34
diet oddjob
i was right And I was right. never played that. I should have played that.
02:10:38
Steve-O
Yeah, I was always waiting for the second one to come out.
02:10:41
diet oddjob
It's coming out, right?
02:10:41
Goon4Vesper
apparently Apparently, listen, they canceled a bunch of stuff, including the Prince Persia remake.
02:10:41
Steve-O
yeah
02:10:47
Goon4Vesper
That one, they said it's still in development, which is okay, you know?
02:10:50
Steve-O
Sure.
02:10:51
diet oddjob
I didn't even... Steve, i didn't even play Mario and Rabbids. Because it had Ubisoft's plaster all over it.
02:10:56
Steve-O
I played the first one. it was alright. I didn't play the second one. I had my taste of it. I went, that' this is fine. Division.
02:11:03
diet oddjob
I like...
02:11:03
Steve-O
Division was fun. i liked Division.
02:11:05
Goon4Vesper
Division, yeah.
02:11:05
diet oddjob
Just Dance. I like Just Dance.
02:11:07
Goon4Vesper
Valiant Hearts, that was a pretty solid game.
02:11:09
Steve-O
um
02:11:11
diet oddjob
What a failure of a fucking publisher.
02:11:13
Steve-O
ah
02:11:14
diet oddjob
I love how like Expedition 33 literally just killed Ubisoft.
02:11:16
Goon4Vesper
wait, wait, John, John, you're, John, I don't mean, i don't mean this to sound more poignant than it is, but your wife really liked Immortals Fenyx Rising.
02:11:25
diet oddjob
She did not really like it it. was just the game...
02:11:27
Goon4Vesper
she Your wife liked it.
02:11:28
Steve-O
Yeah, that was a weird way to do that, Devin.
02:11:29
diet oddjob
The game... The game she wanted because we got a PS5.
02:11:32
Steve-O
Your wife.
02:11:32
diet oddjob
And was oh, what game do you like? She played it for like an hour two, maybe.
02:11:35
Goon4Vesper
Oh, OK. Yeah, it's not what I heard.
02:11:38
diet oddjob
Oh, you know what? liked Blood Dragon. The Blood Dragon separate DLC.
02:11:41
Goon4Vesper
No, but you know what?
02:11:41
Steve-O
Blood Dragon was fun.
02:11:42
Steve-O
Blood Dragon.
02:11:43
Goon4Vesper
Far Cry when it was like before they overdid it was a solid. It was a solid out a lot of time.
02:11:49
Steve-O
it's a fun time. It a good time.
02:11:51
Goon4Vesper
Rayman that Rayman kind of.
02:11:52
diet oddjob
Dude, overall though, fucking...
02:11:53
Goon4Vesper
Oh,
02:11:54
diet oddjob
Ubisoft sucks, dude. they Like, real talk. Like, what have they done for the for the industry?
02:12:01
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, they do suck.
02:12:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:12:02
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Most of the games suck.
02:12:03
Steve-O
they um
02:12:04
diet oddjob
Like, aside from, like the like, I guess the first couple, Assassin's Creed, kind of, like, so I don't even want to say spearheaded, but, like, they did the open worlds.
02:12:11
Steve-O
They did open worlds very good early on, but then...
02:12:15
diet oddjob
they They revolutionized the open worlds by making 7,000 fucking waypoints pop up on a map.
02:12:20
Steve-O
Right, no, no, but that's the thing.
02:12:20
Goon4Vesper
By making the template, yeah.
02:12:21
Steve-O
once Once Breath of the Wild came out, people went, oh, Ubisoft sucks.
02:12:25
diet oddjob
Oh, it doesn't have to be like this. Yeah, it doesn't have to be shitty.
02:12:27
Steve-O
Oh, man.
02:12:27
Goon4Vesper
You know, so Splinter cellslinter Cell, Splinter Cell ripped.
02:12:29
diet oddjob
It could be actually it could be aesthetically clean.
02:12:32
Steve-O
Splinter Cell's a good one.
02:12:32
diet oddjob
Yeah, I like Splinter Cell. I like Splinter Cell.
02:12:33
Steve-O
Yeah, Splinter Cell's a good one.
02:12:33
Goon4Vesper
yeah But like look dude, like, Prince of Persia, Prince of Persia, Warrior Within, and Two Thrones were like, that was a pretty solid trilogy of games.
02:12:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That was also 20 years ago
02:12:44
Steve-O
Yeah. It was.
02:12:48
diet oddjob
Shush. Shush, Chris. Shut up, Chris.
02:12:52
Goon4Vesper
Shut the fuck up, Chris.
02:12:53
Steve-O
And you got a movie of Prince of Persia, right?
02:12:53
diet oddjob
No, but like, there's just like,
02:12:55
Steve-O
You got the Sands of Time movie with the julia Leon Hall.
02:12:55
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:12:57
diet oddjob
We got that, ah what what was his name?
02:12:57
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:12:59
diet oddjob
Gyllenhaal. That's Prince of Persia.
02:13:01
Goon4Vesper
J. J. J. J
02:13:03
diet oddjob
Jilin-He. Jilin-He. Yeah, I don't know, dog. Ubisoft. Like any other publisher, name another publisher. Big big name.
02:13:12
Steve-O
um
02:13:12
diet oddjob
I can probably name you like three or four games that I love from them.
02:13:15
Steve-O
Activision.
02:13:16
diet oddjob
EA. Activision is easy. Call of Duty. Destiny.
02:13:24
diet oddjob
Guitar Hero. Boom.
02:13:25
Steve-O
There you go Boom.
02:13:26
diet oddjob
right off I didn't even have to look it up.
02:13:27
Goon4Vesper
Boom.
02:13:27
Steve-O
Didn't even look it up.
02:13:28
diet oddjob
EA. Electronic Arts. Madden. FIFA. i Just kidding.
02:13:34
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, the big one.
02:13:35
diet oddjob
No, but... Electronic... Dude, fucking... um Mirror's Edge. I loved Mirror's Edge, the first one. and It's kind of a hot take. Everybody likes to dunk on that game.
02:13:47
diet oddjob
But I really liked Mirror's Edge. What else is on EA? Mass Effect.
02:13:53
Steve-O
another classic
02:13:53
Goon4Vesper
yeah the big one
02:13:54
diet oddjob
Another classic. um
02:13:59
diet oddjob
Getting slim pickings here for EA. i mean, name some games, dog.
02:14:05
Steve-O
uh
02:14:06
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
you You dug this hole, man, not me.
02:14:07
Goon4Vesper
Mass Effect? Def Jam? Def Jam Vendetta? Or is that EA?
02:14:10
diet oddjob
I mean, I wasn't really huge on that, but I respected it.
02:14:12
Steve-O
How about a certain Titanfall?
02:14:13
Goon4Vesper
Titans
02:14:16
diet oddjob
Oh, yeah, there you Titanfall. Boom.
02:14:17
Goon4Vesper
Ball? Yeah, yeah. Dude, Def Jam Vendetta.
02:14:18
diet oddjob
yeah they Yeah, they did my favorite game from them that they that they fucking suicided.
02:14:20
Goon4Vesper
Published by EA.
02:14:24
diet oddjob
Yeah, that that's awesome.
02:14:24
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Of course.
02:14:25
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:14:27
diet oddjob
Yeah, I mean, EA could name three games.
02:14:29
Goon4Vesper
No, dude. EA's got a solid track.
02:14:31
Steve-O
They got Sims.
02:14:31
diet oddjob
Oh yeah, they have buy yeah they got BioWare, they got DICE.
02:14:32
Goon4Vesper
Track.
02:14:35
Steve-O
Dead Space.
02:14:37
Goon4Vesper
Dead Space, Madden,
02:14:38
Steve-O
Dead Space.
Capcom's Industry Standing and Future
02:14:40
Steve-O
Madden.
02:14:40
Goon4Vesper
Star Wars.
02:14:43
diet oddjob
I mean, but but that's the thing though, like, you see these fucking big billion dollar companies and then Rockstar has like one or two games and they they fucking run circles around these guys and Capcom
02:14:52
Steve-O
all I need.
02:14:56
diet oddjob
has met I mean, I don't want to say has never failed me, but like a majority of my entire gaming personal personality is Capcom.
02:15:04
Steve-O
Yeah, no, that's that's the thing.
02:15:04
diet oddjob
Like that's everything I love about games is Capcom.
02:15:05
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:15:05
Steve-O
Capcom...
02:15:06
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
from the
02:15:07
Steve-O
for a majority of our lives has always been like kind of the goat, like since like nintender days Nintendo Nintendo.
02:15:13
diet oddjob
I mean, they even did ah they even did minish Minish Cap, right? Didn't they develop Minish Cap?
02:15:18
Steve-O
But when they started to falter, that was like, what was that?
02:15:18
diet oddjob
They even didn't.
02:15:20
Steve-O
The three 60 was the three 60 era kind of, but even then they did like dead rising.
02:15:27
diet oddjob
Yeah, love Dead Rising.
02:15:28
Steve-O
Like there, they were still putting out bangers even when they were kind of like faltering.
02:15:32
diet oddjob
You put, uh, fucking, my entire video game history is just synonymous with Resident Evil and Street Fighter, you know? And they had they got Mega Man.
02:15:42
Steve-O
Yeah. Mega Man.
02:15:43
diet oddjob
They got fucking Killer 7, Chris. You know we love Killer 7 over here.
02:15:48
Steve-O
We love Killers-Livin.
02:15:48
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, that's an easy one.
02:15:49
diet oddjob
You know? They even have the weird fucking weirdo games, too. You know?
02:15:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, Capcom, dude, I've been sucking Capcom's dick since I was child.
02:15:57
diet oddjob
And you know, I didn't love Dragon's Dogma 2, but I played the shit out of it.
02:15:59
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:16:02
diet oddjob
i like I enjoyed my time with it.
02:16:02
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
um mean i've been playing i was playing Final Fight and Street Fighter and Una's what else. And they were all...
02:16:09
diet oddjob
And that's the thing, like, those franchises are still alive, right? So it's like, it's kind of telling when you see these other AAA studio publishers that can't even keep their big money makers around.
02:16:12
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I know.
02:16:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:16:20
diet oddjob
Like, it's kind of crazy.
02:16:20
Steve-O
When you booted up a game and you saw the Capcom logo, you knew you were in for a good time.
02:16:25
diet oddjob
Yeah, dog.
02:16:25
Steve-O
When you booted up a game and it was the Ubisoft logo.
02:16:25
diet oddjob
All day.
02:16:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Uh-oh.
02:16:30
diet oddjob
I don't know, dude.
02:16:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'm diving in the hay.
02:16:34
Steve-O
Diving into hay.
02:16:36
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Pass-ass creed.
02:16:36
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Well, like, you know, what's wild is like, they haven't for whatever reason, like I know they tried to remake Prince of Persia and that is now like a laughingstock, but like, i just don't wanna understand why they never even remastered like the original three of regional, you know, yeah, the, the,
02:16:38
diet oddjob
Beautiful shit. Joe.
02:16:53
diet oddjob
is kind Is Capcom the only are they the only ones that bra able to do the remake formula? Correct.
02:17:00
Goon4Vesper
I think so.
02:17:01
diet oddjob
Can you name another franchise that that was remade that had the same success?
02:17:01
Goon4Vesper
I mean, I'm sure it's,
02:17:05
Goon4Vesper
I can't think of a franchise, but like, I know like blue points great at those, but like, that's not.
02:17:08
diet oddjob
Well, guess Final Fantasy, technically, too. like that I mean, aside from VII, they've remade Final Fantasy IV like 7 million times, and it's been good every time, you know?
02:17:19
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, it's been good, but it like Capcom just.
02:17:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:17:25
Goon4Vesper
They're almost always like 10 out of 10s.
02:17:27
diet oddjob
Like, they and they can they can they have a they have a well that they can go to that will have fresh water every time, you know?
02:17:33
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:17:34
diet oddjob
And it's, like, it's weird because Resident Evil 5 is, like, probably one of my most hated games in the series besides 6. And I'm, like, I want a remake. I'm, like, dude, fucking this is your shit. Do it over. i think it'll be fun.
02:17:50
diet oddjob
Like, I'm open to it, you know? I'm open to a remake of a game I hated.
02:17:52
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Apparently Night Dive Studios, who have recently redone the System Shock games, they're pretty solid.
02:18:03
Steve-O
Chris, you played that, right?
02:18:04
Goon4Vesper
Vicarious Visions did Tony Hawk, Crash Bandicoot.
02:18:06
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I did. it's It's very nitpicky type of game, though.
02:18:10
diet oddjob
dude what happened Dude, what happened to Western developers, man?
02:18:10
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:18:12
diet oddjob
They they they were on such a rise with um in the 360 era, where it was like Bethesda, it was Bioware.
02:18:18
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:18:22
diet oddjob
Like, these guys were like fucking, like, they were they were the big dogs, you know?
02:18:27
Steve-O
I genuinely think it was the larger publisher rushing out to buy all these studios that were making these games, and they just got stuck in this like huge like studio system where Bethesda got bought by Yay, or not Bethesda, Bioware.
02:18:41
diet oddjob
Like, there there was a point in time where we were like...
02:18:45
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I personally, I think it's any of these companies that are traded publicly when it comes to like investors, they don't know.
02:18:45
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:18:51
diet oddjob
Yeah, they just it just becomes a fucking, you know...
02:18:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
They don't know good games.
02:18:55
diet oddjob
Yeah. It's just people I don't know.
02:18:55
Steve-O
Plus, I think you know people are only going to be working...
02:18:57
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's one thing I like about Steam. It's it's a privately owned company.
02:19:01
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
So there's not a lot of investors breathing down their necks when it comes to dumb bullshit.
02:19:02
Steve-O
Dude.
02:19:02
diet oddjob
Well, mean... There was a point... Dude, there was a point time where we were like, dude, are Western developers the new fucking Square Enix? And now look at us. It's back to the same shit.
02:19:13
diet oddjob
like if if you're not If you're not Capcom or From Software, then you might as well just fucking kill yourself.
02:19:13
Steve-O
Right.
02:19:18
diet oddjob
you know or you know or Or if you're not a beloved indie developer from wherever.
02:19:22
Steve-O
Right.
02:19:22
diet oddjob
you know like it's like It's crazy.
02:19:27
Goon4Vesper
Well, you know what?
02:19:27
diet oddjob
It makes me kind of scared for From Software, Chris.
02:19:28
Goon4Vesper
i just...
02:19:30
Steve-O
They'll be okay. They'll be okay.
02:19:31
diet oddjob
like Are they going to Icarus fly too close to the sun here?
02:19:31
Steve-O
I guarantee you.
02:19:36
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
they are They're spreading themselves kind of thin with these games.
02:19:36
Steve-O
ah You think that's what Duskblood and and night Rain and all that?
02:19:38
diet oddjob
Well, the... well this
02:19:40
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's the
02:19:42
diet oddjob
Well, the thing is, is like the fact that Miyazaki is is the big, big boy there is like pretty comforting because like that guy, you know, he's kind of like, dude, I don't forgive me if this is blasphemous, Steve, but he's kind of like an Iwata type figure now where it's like if that guy's gone, it's over like that.
02:19:49
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
02:19:49
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:19:59
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:20:01
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, it's done.
02:20:02
Steve-O
No, it's...
02:20:03
diet oddjob
They're probably they'll fall to whatever Sony makes them do at whatever time, you know?
02:20:03
Steve-O
um
02:20:08
Steve-O
It's like if the Studio Ghibli guy like left.
02:20:11
diet oddjob
Oh, Miyazaki.
02:20:12
Steve-O
Miyazaki, yeah. If Miyazaki left Ghibli.
02:20:14
Goon4Vesper
Thank you.
02:20:15
diet oddjob
If your name's not Miyazaki, then you're not a porn.
02:20:15
Steve-O
um Yeah, like...
02:20:21
diet oddjob
Nah, but it's like, oh man, dude, I don't know. But the the thing is, Capcom is more akin to like, they're like, kind of like the Japanese version of like EA and, and I don't even want to say the word Ubisoft in the same sentence as them, but like,
02:20:36
Steve-O
not let It's not even a thing anymore. we We're not going to have to say that after a year or two.
02:20:39
diet oddjob
yeah i can't even i can't even name I can't even name a Capcom executive, to be honest. Wait, I don't even know.
02:20:45
Steve-O
You know, I can name one. Leon Kennedy.
02:20:48
diet oddjob
yeah CEO and founder of Capcom.
02:20:49
Steve-O
CEO.
02:20:52
diet oddjob
Carrier of the entire fucking publisher for for for over 20 years now.
02:20:55
Steve-O
yeah Head of the banging and hanging division.
02:20:59
diet oddjob
Leon Scott Kennedy.
02:21:02
diet oddjob
no No college degree. Just a rookie cop. Not even a Starz member.
02:21:06
Steve-O
yeah
02:21:08
Steve-O
He was working for the president after like a year.
02:21:10
diet oddjob
yeah rebecca Rebecca Chambers was a higher rank than than he was. Think about that. Maybe Stars is the problem.
02:21:18
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing.
02:21:19
Steve-O
you know what You know what's kind of crazy? I just watched a video on this. I didn't know that you could play as Chris Redfield in the Resident Evil 2 DualShock Edition for PlayStation 1.
02:21:30
diet oddjob
What?
02:21:31
Steve-O
Yeah, there is this like um extreme battle mode, and if you play all three of the ah the challenges, Chris is an unlockable character, and he has a Resident Evil 2...
02:21:41
diet oddjob
What?
02:21:44
Steve-O
ah like He has Resident Evil 2 model. It's not even from the first game. It's its own model. And ah he holds his shotgun.
02:21:51
diet oddjob
That's cool.
02:21:53
Steve-O
And when he shoots the shotgun, he doesn't like flinch back like Leon does.
02:21:58
diet oddjob
Oh, he doesn't recoil because he's a big he's a big boy that likes to go to that Indian place.
02:21:59
Steve-O
Yeah. Yes.
02:21:59
Goon4Vesper
we Wait, wait. So you're saying there's a there's a mode with where you can play as Chris and
02:22:07
Steve-O
Yes.
02:22:13
Steve-O
Dude, we learn something new about Resident Evil 2 every goddamn day. This game is the game that keeps on giving.
02:22:21
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'm trying to find the model. Wow.
02:22:24
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, I'm trying to.
02:22:24
Steve-O
Yeah, I've posted it in shit talk.
02:22:26
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, yeah. and I need a.
02:22:28
diet oddjob
It's just some Gen.ai fucking chat GPT thing.
02:22:30
Goon4Vesper
yeah Yeah, dude. i'm
02:22:31
Steve-O
What do you thought it was real!
02:22:32
diet oddjob
steve Steve got got steve just got. Steve just got got and didn't even know.
02:22:35
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Wow.
02:22:37
Goon4Vesper
So what did you have to do to unlock this? You had to like.
02:22:39
Steve-O
ah So there were three like challenges that Extreme Battle gave you, and level three lets you play as Chris Redfield.
02:22:42
diet oddjob
Tofu. Beat tofu mode in under an hour. what
02:22:46
Goon4Vesper
battle mode.
02:22:51
Goon4Vesper
extreme add mode this feels This feels like Steve's just going, I just made all that up, you fucking idiot.
02:22:59
Steve-O
and You fucking Come on, man.
02:23:00
Goon4Vesper
This is what i'm waiting for.
02:23:01
Steve-O
where would that be for
02:23:03
diet oddjob
You gotta beat Simon, Devin. That's what you gotta do.
02:23:05
Steve-O
Yeah, i beat Simon, Devin.
02:23:07
Goon4Vesper
ah it All of the versions. oh i Shut the fuck up.
02:23:10
diet oddjob
Capcom has...
02:23:11
Goon4Vesper
I know I'm using an ad blocker.
02:23:12
diet oddjob
Capcom's fifth highest selling franchise I haven't even played any games in.
02:23:16
Steve-O
What's up?
02:23:17
diet oddjob
devil Devil McCry. i never played one Devil McCry in my life.
02:23:19
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yep. Me either.
02:23:20
Steve-O
Ooh.
02:23:20
Goon4Vesper
whoa Dude, that's wild.
02:23:21
Steve-O
Okay.
02:23:22
diet oddjob
And you know what? I'm good. LeBron James, we're good. We got Ben Simmons coming up. Or whatever whatever that fucking Colin Coward video is.
02:23:30
Goon4Vesper
What?
02:23:30
Steve-O
Okay.
02:23:31
diet oddjob
You guys have seen that video, right?
02:23:33
Goon4Vesper
Oh, yeah,
02:23:34
diet oddjob
Where he's like, we're good, LeBron. We're good. We've got Ben Simmons.
02:23:40
diet oddjob
yeah But yeah, man.
02:23:43
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, Chris, okay.
02:23:43
diet oddjob
like I know, dog. Monster Hunter? I'm not even a big Monster Hunter guy. I played couple the games.
02:23:49
Steve-O
yeah I played the newest one. I beat it
02:23:50
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, are you like a, fake are you basically a fake Capcom fan?
02:23:54
diet oddjob
I might be, yeah.
02:23:54
Goon4Vesper
Beautiful Joe?
02:23:55
diet oddjob
Yeah, I love Beautiful Joe.
02:23:55
Steve-O
beat it. you can't be a fake Capcom.
02:23:57
Goon4Vesper
Okay. Okay.
02:23:58
Steve-O
You've played these games.
02:24:00
diet oddjob
Dude, I have Resident Evil and Street Fighter blood.
02:24:00
Goon4Vesper
But like, you're not like, he's not like a big Mega Man. Yeah.
02:24:04
diet oddjob
dude i Dude, I was indoctrinating third graders into becoming street fighter players at my nephew's birthday party.
02:24:04
Goon4Vesper
He's not like a big Mega Man guy. He's not a big.
02:24:11
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:24:13
diet oddjob
I think I'm okay, Devin. I think I'm good.
02:24:15
Steve-O
I think it'll be all right.
02:24:15
diet oddjob
I i think I can get a Capcom tattoo.
02:24:16
Goon4Vesper
Nah, nah, nah.
02:24:18
diet oddjob
i think I'm allowed.
02:24:18
Goon4Vesper
I need to know your your final fight bonafides, dude.
02:24:21
diet oddjob
think I'm allowed.
02:24:21
Goon4Vesper
How many Breath of Fires have you played? Dude, Breath Fire 3 is the GOAT.
02:24:24
Steve-O
I haven't played a single Breath of Fire.
02:24:26
diet oddjob
How many 1940X games have you have you played, Devin?
02:24:29
Steve-O
Look, I might be more of a mainline cap kind Capcom gamer.
02:24:33
Goon4Vesper
Did you play Street Fighter 2049 or whatever?
02:24:36
Steve-O
Oh, on the Nintendo?
02:24:38
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:24:38
Steve-O
Where Ken the Scientist has to...
02:24:40
Goon4Vesper
I wish some fucking deep cut hardcore bastard would make that a skin. How is that not like a ah skin yet?
02:24:50
Steve-O
because that game sucked and nobody liked it.
02:24:50
Goon4Vesper
In like.
02:24:50
diet oddjob
Dude, they gotta bring a... Alright, so Capcom...
02:24:52
Goon4Vesper
No, but like, c come on, just give it to him.
02:24:54
diet oddjob
Capcom could could print money if they brought back Dino Crisis.
02:24:55
Goon4Vesper
The fuck?
02:24:59
diet oddjob
If they brought back Final Fight with the Street Fighter shit.
02:25:01
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
de baby Did they do...
02:25:03
Steve-O
Haunting grounds.
02:25:04
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Was Parasite Eve then? No, that was not.
02:25:06
Steve-O
No, that was great.
02:25:07
Goon4Vesper
No, that's square.
02:25:07
diet oddjob
Nah, that's Square.
02:25:07
Steve-O
soft
02:25:08
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Score.
02:25:08
diet oddjob
Ghosts and Goblins would be sick if they brought that shit back.
02:25:11
Steve-O
That's a good one.
02:25:11
diet oddjob
Fucking Lost Planet was even pretty good.
02:25:11
Steve-O
That's a good one.
02:25:15
Steve-O
Bionic Commando.
02:25:16
diet oddjob
Bionic Commando, bro.
02:25:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Oh, give me a Bionic and a hand over again.
02:25:20
Goon4Vesper
That game stinks, dude.
02:25:20
diet oddjob
What's that guy's name? Spencer?
02:25:23
Steve-O
Yeah, Spencer.
02:25:23
Goon4Vesper
Spencer Pratt. um
02:25:25
diet oddjob
Bionic Arm!
02:25:25
Goon4Vesper
Rad Spencer, that's his name.
02:25:27
Steve-O
Strider.
02:25:28
diet oddjob
Strider, Steel Battalion.
02:25:30
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, dude.
02:25:30
diet oddjob
Dude, Devin.
02:25:32
Steve-O
capkat Marvel vs.
02:25:32
diet oddjob
Steel Battalion.
02:25:32
Goon4Vesper
What?
02:25:33
Steve-O
Capcom was the first time you were like, damn, Capcom's got some fucking fingers.
02:25:35
diet oddjob
I wish I was 40 years old when the original Xbox came out so I could buy that Steel Battalion shit, that giant controller.
02:25:40
Steve-O
You don't want that.
02:25:41
Goon4Vesper
ah
02:25:41
Steve-O
you would be how old would you be now? 80? What that, 40 years ago?
02:25:44
diet oddjob
ah
02:25:45
Goon4Vesper
so
02:25:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Thank you.
02:25:48
Goon4Vesper
80 bro like bro i don't want to hang out with you anymore you're 80 no dude come see me in street fighter 6 like no dude you're 80 yeah yeah
02:25:51
diet oddjob
Bro!
02:25:54
Steve-O
You're 80.
02:25:55
diet oddjob
I'd literally be a fucking child child predator hanging out with you guys as a fucking 40-year-old.
02:26:00
Goon4Vesper
yeah
02:26:02
diet oddjob
Yo, come to my house.
02:26:02
Steve-O
you guys want to
02:26:03
Goon4Vesper
they
02:26:04
diet oddjob
Come to my house. I got Steel Battalion. I got the controller. I'm just Tim. I'm just Tim, but 40.
02:26:10
Goon4Vesper
yeah
02:26:12
diet oddjob
yeah
02:26:12
Goon4Vesper
No, dude, come on. cool Play me to see who's allowed to be Zangief, who do you fire six? Like, no, dude, you're 77 years old.
02:26:18
Steve-O
we're pouring into John's van to play steel battalion.
02:26:19
Goon4Vesper
Leave me alone. Yeah.
02:26:25
diet oddjob
but yeah dude Capcom just they're him you know they got it what is Sengoku Basara what is that I want that game don't know what
2026 Oscar Nominations and Horror Film Snubs
02:26:35
diet oddjob
oh that's the yeah Kobayashi did it the fucking the goat Resident Evil Resident Evil 2
02:26:35
Goon4Vesper
a Capcom game?
02:26:39
Goon4Vesper
Uh,
02:26:43
Goon4Vesper
Sen... Sen Goku! Oh, shit.
02:26:47
diet oddjob
Yeah, what is this game?
02:26:48
Goon4Vesper
I have no You know, John, you should play some Onimusha games.
02:26:50
diet oddjob
Bring that back.
02:26:52
Goon4Vesper
I think you'll have a newfound respect.
02:26:56
Steve-O
Speaking of respect, the full list of the 2026 Oscar nominations came out.
02:26:56
diet oddjob
Unimusha.
02:27:06
diet oddjob
Sinners is the Expedition 33 of the year, right?
02:27:09
Steve-O
All-time record with 16 noms.
02:27:12
diet oddjob
Alright, so Chris, I know One Battle is your movie of the year, but You're not going to be upset if Sinners wins Best Picture, right? I'm not.
02:27:19
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
No. Good lord, no.
02:27:21
diet oddjob
I'd be happy for them to win.
02:27:22
Steve-O
Wait, can I go through the best pictures and you guys tell me whether you would?
02:27:26
diet oddjob
Which we'd be happy with or not?
02:27:27
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:27:27
diet oddjob
Okay.
02:27:28
Steve-O
All right. If Begonia won.
02:27:31
Goon4Vesper
Unhappy.
02:27:31
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
02:27:31
diet oddjob
i didn't but i didn't I didn't watch it, so I'm unhappy.
02:27:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's a good movie.
02:27:33
Goon4Vesper
Unhappy.
02:27:34
diet oddjob
I'd be pissed.
02:27:34
Goon4Vesper
It's not even better than Predator Badlands.
02:27:37
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
No, it's better than Predator Badlands.
02:27:37
Steve-O
right.
02:27:37
diet oddjob
Is that on there for Bloodlands?
02:27:39
Steve-O
No, no, no.
02:27:39
diet oddjob
Is that on there?
02:27:39
Goon4Vesper
No, no, no.
02:27:40
Steve-O
ah
02:27:40
Goon4Vesper
Trust me.
02:27:41
Steve-O
what about What about the movie?
02:27:41
Goon4Vesper
I'm coming into this unhappy.
02:27:41
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
No.
02:27:43
Steve-O
Yeah. f one movie
02:27:45
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
No. Good god, Unhappy.
02:27:46
Goon4Vesper
Unhappy.
02:27:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Unhappy.
02:27:48
Steve-O
yeah
02:27:48
diet oddjob
Devin, everybody loved that movie, though. You're like the only one that didn't like it.
02:27:51
Goon4Vesper
Which one? Which one?
02:27:53
diet oddjob
F1. I thought everybody like loved that movie.
02:27:55
Goon4Vesper
No, no, no. Listen, I liked it. I thought it was okay. It's just for a best picture. It's like, that's a wild fucking. That's unnecessary, you know?
02:28:05
diet oddjob
Listen, man, there's got to be little fish out there for the big fish to eat, is all I'm saying.
02:28:08
Goon4Vesper
But I'm saying like, I could have thought of like 10 other movies that were better that could have fit. That's what, but you know, at this point it's like, they just paid the, you know, they paid, paid to play baby.
02:28:16
Steve-O
That was an Apple movie, right? Wasn't that Apple?
02:28:18
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah. Dude. They paid to play.
02:28:20
Steve-O
they paid Okay.
02:28:21
Goon4Vesper
That's what that is.
02:28:21
diet oddjob
It was pay to win.
02:28:22
Steve-O
Frankenstein. Frankenstein.
02:28:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Happy.
02:28:24
Goon4Vesper
Uh, unhappy.
02:28:25
diet oddjob
I didn't see it. Is it Frankenstein or Frankenstein's monster, Steve?
02:28:26
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Happy.
02:28:26
Goon4Vesper
It's not.
02:28:26
Steve-O
hamton
02:28:28
Steve-O
Oh, you know, to be fair, yeah i got a little wisdom.
02:28:28
diet oddjob
Which one?
02:28:29
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah,
02:28:30
Goon4Vesper
speakeror
02:28:32
Steve-O
the The monster's the doctor.
02:28:33
Goon4Vesper
There it is.
02:28:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'll let you try to recite that one.
02:28:34
diet oddjob
yeah
02:28:34
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, was like, i knew I knew you forgot.
02:28:34
Steve-O
Okay.
02:28:37
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
There you go.
02:28:37
Steve-O
mean
02:28:38
diet oddjob
Chris is like, let's see let's let's see these guys try to recreate that.
02:28:38
Goon4Vesper
I was like.
02:28:39
Steve-O
a Intelligence is knowing that there is a monster in Frankenstein. Wisdom is knowing that the monster is the doctor.
02:28:47
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
there you go
02:28:49
Steve-O
Boom.
02:28:49
Goon4Vesper
i be you
02:28:51
Steve-O
Hamnet.
02:28:53
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
unhappy i would be unhappy I don't like Chloe Zhao don't like her movies
02:28:54
Goon4Vesper
ah
02:28:54
diet oddjob
I didn't see that. Did you guys see it?
02:28:55
Goon4Vesper
I didn't see that one.
02:28:56
Steve-O
What is Hamnet?
02:28:59
Steve-O
Is this like... is Okay.
02:29:00
Goon4Vesper
Oh, he's okay. That's just, that's a racism pick for Chris.
02:29:05
Steve-O
um
02:29:05
Goon4Vesper
um
02:29:06
Steve-O
Marty Supreme, Devin's favorite movie.
02:29:08
Goon4Vesper
I'd be happy.
02:29:09
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I haven't seen it but i i probably am going to like it like I'm not going to hate it so I don't know probably happy
02:29:10
diet oddjob
I haven't seen it.
02:29:15
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:29:16
diet oddjob
Is that out? Is that streaming yet?
02:29:18
Goon4Vesper
No.
02:29:19
Steve-O
ah The next one is one battle after another, which I think we all can agree we'd be happy.
02:29:23
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Happy.
02:29:23
Goon4Vesper
Pretty happy.
02:29:25
diet oddjob
I don't know.
02:29:26
Steve-O
ah
02:29:27
diet oddjob
Do we really want P.T. Anderson to win his first Oscar on this movie?
02:29:30
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yes.
02:29:31
Goon4Vesper
His first one, really?
02:29:32
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
02:29:32
diet oddjob
yeah
02:29:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yes.
02:29:34
diet oddjob
I think the answer is yes.
02:29:37
Steve-O
Okay. ah The next one is the secret agent.
02:29:41
diet oddjob
What the fuck is that?
02:29:41
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That one I'm completely kind of indifferent about. I have not seen anything about it.
02:29:45
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, have no idea. Not enough information.
02:29:47
diet oddjob
Who's in it?
02:29:48
Steve-O
um
02:29:51
Goon4Vesper
Yes, Steve.
02:29:53
Steve-O
Wagner Mora.
02:29:53
Goon4Vesper
Who's in it?
02:29:56
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Interesting.
02:29:57
Goon4Vesper
That's like the slow horses, right? Where you're like, I've never even knew this movie existed.
02:30:01
Steve-O
I just clicked a button.
02:30:02
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
People like it.
02:30:03
Goon4Vesper
that People like it, apparently.
02:30:03
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'm happy for them.
02:30:05
Goon4Vesper
It's going win something.
02:30:06
Steve-O
I'm going to skip the ones that I know that we're not going to say anything about.
02:30:06
Goon4Vesper
It's going to win something.
02:30:10
Steve-O
Sinners. If Sinners wins.
02:30:11
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Happy.
02:30:12
Steve-O
Happy. Happy.
02:30:13
Goon4Vesper
be pretty happy.
02:30:14
diet oddjob
I'd be pumped if Sinners won.
02:30:14
Goon4Vesper
I'd be surprised, but I'd be happy.
02:30:16
diet oddjob
Why would you be surprised, Devin?
02:30:20
Goon4Vesper
Because one battle after another and Marty Supreme are probably better movies at the end of the day.
02:30:21
diet oddjob
Because the director is Ryan Coogler?
02:30:28
diet oddjob
But would you be more surprised? Because you didn't say it when Mario... You didn't say you'd be surprised if Mario's Supreme won. That is a white director.
02:30:35
Goon4Vesper
No, I think...
02:30:35
diet oddjob
So...
02:30:35
Steve-O
Yeah, you expect Marty Supreme to win?
02:30:35
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah
02:30:38
diet oddjob
Yeah.
02:30:38
Goon4Vesper
You know i just I just...
02:30:38
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Everybody's got their racism pick, okay?
02:30:40
Goon4Vesper
I expect one battle after another, and then if that, I think it'd be Marty Supreme.
02:30:41
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's just the way it is.
02:30:47
diet oddjob
So you thought Mario's Supreme was better than Sinners?
02:30:47
Goon4Vesper
And then...
02:30:50
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Actually, he thinks Marty Supreme is blacker than sinners. That's what he told me, so that's why it should win.
02:30:54
Goon4Vesper
dude You know what? You know who would say that? Marty. Marty Mouser.
02:30:57
diet oddjob
Yeah.
02:30:57
Goon4Vesper
He'd be like, I'm blacker than sinners, because he's a maniac. I don't know.
02:31:02
diet oddjob
Was it better?
02:31:02
Goon4Vesper
i don't know.
02:31:02
diet oddjob
Was it better?
02:31:04
Goon4Vesper
Man, that's tough. That's tough. Because I definitely have recency bias with Marty. Man, Sinners is really good, though.
02:31:11
diet oddjob
We loved Sinners.
02:31:13
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, know.
02:31:14
diet oddjob
We loved that movie.
02:31:14
Goon4Vesper
No, no, listen. I'd say there are ah they're it's a tie. But, like, I know I liked One Battle more.
02:31:18
diet oddjob
Okay.
02:31:21
Steve-O
That was your favorite.
02:31:21
diet oddjob
So would you be would you be more surprised if Sinners won over Mario Supreme? Or would you be more surprised if... like what would you What's your level of surprise between Marty Supreme winning and Sinner's winning? like which one Which one would surprise you more?
02:31:40
Goon4Vesper
In terms of like best picture, I'd be more surprised if Sinners won than Marty.
02:31:42
diet oddjob
For Best Picture. Yeah.
02:31:48
diet oddjob
Is it because of the genre? It's not really.
02:31:50
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, it's yeah, it's like like Sinners is a little bit more popcorn, you know?
02:31:51
diet oddjob
Okay.
02:31:52
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
are.
02:31:52
diet oddjob
Yeah. Right, right, right. It's like a blockbuster like fantasy sci-fi horror movie.
02:31:56
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, and and it's the dreaded it's the dreaded like horror genre also, which is like never gets any fucking respect.
02:32:02
diet oddjob
yeah When was the last time a horror won Best Picture?
02:32:06
Goon4Vesper
I'm gonna say never because they don't get any respect.
02:32:08
Steve-O
They don't like horror. They they'd put F1 instead of weapons.
02:32:09
Goon4Vesper
They don't. Wait, it's Steve, I'm not looking up the list, but is what? Yeah, is what weapons see put weapons instead of F1.
02:32:14
Steve-O
No, weapons is not on the list.
02:32:18
Goon4Vesper
You know what I mean?
02:32:18
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah, dude.
02:32:19
Goon4Vesper
Like that's what should have been there.
02:32:21
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That's definitely true.
02:32:21
Steve-O
The freaks need a nom.
02:32:22
diet oddjob
Oh, so you know what?
02:32:23
Steve-O
1991?
02:32:23
diet oddjob
Silence of the Lambs is the only horror movie to win Best Picture.
02:32:26
Goon4Vesper
Okay. Yeah, boom.
02:32:28
diet oddjob
The Exorcist, Get Out, Alien, Jaws, and Rosemary's Baby were nominated.
02:32:28
Goon4Vesper
And that was.
02:32:34
diet oddjob
Oh, wait.
02:32:34
Goon4Vesper
And how long ago was silence in the lives? 1991. ninety ninety
02:32:37
Steve-O
ninety ninety one
02:32:38
Goon4Vesper
one
02:32:38
diet oddjob
That's wild.
02:32:41
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, we're due, bro.
02:32:42
Steve-O
God damn.
02:32:43
diet oddjob
Dude, these are some fucking classics, bro.
02:32:45
Goon4Vesper
I know.
02:32:46
diet oddjob
Oh, wait. So Silence of the One, Silence of the Lines won Best Picture. Get Out won Best Original Screenplay. Exorcist won Best Adapted Screenplay. What else came out that year?
02:32:57
diet oddjob
What could have beaten The Exorcist for Best Picture?
02:32:58
Steve-O
Exorcist.
02:33:00
diet oddjob
Yeah.
02:33:00
Steve-O
1978.
02:33:01
diet oddjob
Three.
02:33:02
Steve-O
Three.
02:33:03
diet oddjob
1973.
02:33:04
Steve-O
Shit.
02:33:04
Goon4Vesper
you know see, Steve, the whole decade, they just blur together, man.
02:33:05
Steve-O
Dude, I was off. I was off. Yeah, dude, you're not wrong.
02:33:09
diet oddjob
Jaws didn't even win Best Picture in 75. That's kind of stupid. If you ask me. Alien. Alien won Best Visual Effects. Oh, they gave them the fucking McDonald's small fries and said, oh, here's your Aliens won Best
02:33:21
Steve-O
Yeah, you're pretty, pretty costumes.
02:33:26
diet oddjob
Sound effects, editing, and visual effects. Come on, man. give Give these movies...
02:33:31
Steve-O
Best zap zap boom pow.
02:33:33
Goon4Vesper
Mm-hmm.
02:33:34
diet oddjob
Black Swan, best actress. Rosemary's Baby, best supporting actress. It wasn't even...
02:33:41
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Wow.
02:33:42
diet oddjob
What's ah what's your what's her name? It wasn't even Mia Farrow. That's kind of sickening to me. She fucking ate a raw liver on camera.
02:33:50
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
No, I think they gave the older actress the like the Academy Lifetime Achievement Award for that year.
02:33:56
diet oddjob
Oh.
02:33:56
Steve-O
Mm.
02:33:57
diet oddjob
like Lifetime Achievement Award.
02:33:57
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Achievement.
02:33:59
diet oddjob
I like that. i like that, Chris.
02:34:01
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
yeah
02:34:03
diet oddjob
An American Werewolf in London won Best Makeup. Wow.
02:34:07
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Cool. Now, that's Rick Baker.
02:34:07
Goon4Vesper
Alright, that's fair. Yeah.
02:34:08
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
That makes sense.
02:34:10
Goon4Vesper
Yeah,
02:34:13
diet oddjob
Yeah, not dude. Silence of Lambs. And that's not even like real. Like, it is a horror movie, but like.
02:34:20
Goon4Vesper
but it's not like there's not monsters in it.
02:34:21
diet oddjob
It's not like vampires.
02:34:21
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
I'd say, I guess I would classify that as a thriller, if you really want to be technical.
02:34:22
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:34:25
diet oddjob
Yeah, if you want to nickel and dime it. Yeah. Suspense.
02:34:31
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Thriller's getting nominated.
02:34:33
Steve-O
It
02:34:33
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
hitchcock Hitchcock put those on the map.
02:34:35
diet oddjob
Yeah, there's no Hitchcock horror movies on here, which is like insane to me.
02:34:38
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
02:34:41
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Psycho, I know, got snubbed because of the subject matter.
02:34:44
diet oddjob
That's wild.
02:34:45
Steve-O
it had a toilet and people freaked the fuck out.
02:34:48
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Toilets are fucking disgusting, Steve.
02:34:48
diet oddjob
No, not only that, that wasn't that like wasn't that like the first, and again, I don't know, correct my history memory here.
02:34:55
diet oddjob
But isn't that like the first movie to depict like a woman in a bra, like in an underwear or something?
02:34:59
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
02:35:00
diet oddjob
Like it's like one of those.
02:35:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
In the shower.
02:35:02
Steve-O
First movie with a toilet.
02:35:03
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
First movie me with the toilet.
02:35:04
diet oddjob
Dude, dude, Alfred Gooncock, Alfred Gooncock.
02:35:05
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
First movie with the woman in the shower. Yes.
02:35:07
Steve-O
First movie with a woman. First movie with a shower.
02:35:09
Goon4Vesper
well right
02:35:11
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
First movie with a wig. First movie with a knife.
02:35:14
Goon4Vesper
Oh, my bad.
02:35:14
Steve-O
First movie with a house.
02:35:14
diet oddjob
Dead corpse.
02:35:15
Steve-O
First movie with hotel.
02:35:17
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
First movie with a psycho.
02:35:17
Goon4Vesper
First movie with sound effect. Music score.
02:35:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:35:21
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
No sound. Everybody just watched silent films but up until Psycho.
02:35:22
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:35:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:35:27
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
And then everybody was just vomiting in the in the aisles when that came out.
02:35:28
diet oddjob
That's crazy.
02:35:28
Steve-O
they
02:35:28
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, actually, you know what you know what I would... Yeah, to get to get back to the Oscars real quick, you know what I was surprised at, but the more I thought about it, I was like, no, that's actually a really good pick. Was Michael B. Jordan getting nominated for Best Actor?
02:35:44
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
02:35:44
Goon4Vesper
Never even occurred to me.
02:35:46
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
It's fair.
02:35:46
diet oddjob
Oh, did he? Did he get nominated?
02:35:47
Goon4Vesper
But, yeah, for Best Actor. And then I was like...
02:35:49
diet oddjob
For Sinners?
02:35:51
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, and then somebody's like, bro, he played like two...
02:35:51
diet oddjob
Did they give him two?
02:35:54
Goon4Vesper
He he had two convincing love plot lines with two different women.
02:35:59
Goon4Vesper
Like, two different... They were...
02:35:59
diet oddjob
And a plot line with himself.
02:36:01
diet oddjob
Oh,
02:36:02
Goon4Vesper
yeah and they were...
02:36:02
Steve-O
a
02:36:02
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, like, they were different enough characters that you could kind of tell. Like, he did some heavy fucking lifting.
02:36:09
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
02:36:09
Goon4Vesper
And I was like, man, yeah never mind. He does... He's not gonna win.
02:36:13
Steve-O
Better than the Winklevoss brothers.
02:36:14
Goon4Vesper
But...
02:36:16
diet oddjob
uh, Chalamet is probably going to win, right?
02:36:16
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:36:17
Steve-O
No walk.
02:36:17
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. Yeah. yeah ah Him or Leo, I think.
02:36:19
diet oddjob
Chalamet is probably going win, right? Dude, they're not going to give it to Leo.
02:36:23
Goon4Vesper
And honestly, I think Chalamet is going to win. He's fucking outstanding.
02:36:27
diet oddjob
They should give it to Leo for that that Latino whistle that he did in the car.
02:36:31
Goon4Vesper
hey
02:36:31
diet oddjob
Alone. yeah
02:36:33
Goon4Vesper
that's Yeah. that's ah Well, that's a street Oscar, right? anybodys He gets the respect for that.
02:36:37
diet oddjob
Well, he already has one, too, right?
02:36:39
Goon4Vesper
Yeah. But like he should have two. But I get it.
02:36:45
diet oddjob
Yeah, he didn't... What did he win for? Wolf of Wall Street?
02:36:48
Goon4Vesper
No, he won for the fucking Revenant.
02:36:50
diet oddjob
Oh, fucking... um Which one?
02:36:52
Goon4Vesper
He won for Revenant. The bear movie.
02:36:54
diet oddjob
Oh, yeah. Well, you know what?
02:36:55
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Yeah.
02:36:55
diet oddjob
I said I said this earlier about Mia Farrow. He ate of a real live raw liver in that. So he should have won and he won.
02:37:05
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, but like.
02:37:05
diet oddjob
Mia Farrow should have gotten nominated for eating a raw liver in Rosemary's Baby and she didn't. So.
02:37:12
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, that's the Academy.
02:37:13
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Sexism.
02:37:13
diet oddjob
That's my that's my scale.
02:37:14
diet oddjob
That's my scale.
02:37:15
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Fucking sexism.
02:37:18
Goon4Vesper
disgusting yeah yeah is there anything else probably not right just doing a quick little I'm just seeing Chris Redfield with the RE2 graphics
02:37:19
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Absolutely disgusting.
02:37:21
Steve-O
All right, you disgusting sexist. I think it's time we wrap this up.
02:37:27
Steve-O
I don't think so.
02:37:27
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
No, Devin. Oh.
02:37:32
diet oddjob
Movies are dead. Movies are dead.
02:37:33
Steve-O
movies are Movies are dead. Video games are dead. um
02:37:36
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Dune's going to make five bucks. Dune three. It's over, guys.
02:37:39
Steve-O
Coming out the same day as yeah yeah our Apocalypse Doom Man.
02:37:39
Goon4Vesper
doons day Chris do you support that or do you think they should move Chris
02:37:43
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
Dune's day. Dune's. Dune three is going to make five bucks. Dune's day is going to make ten. It's over.
02:37:50
diet oddjob
Doomsday.
02:37:50
Goon4Vesper
Okay.
02:37:51
Steve-O
It's over. It's over. You heard it. right. We'll be back next week when things are back and thriving again. We're
02:37:58
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, right now, covered in snow.
02:38:00
ICECUBERAZZIEMAN
You can't get out. I'm in an igloo. We're all in igloos. Phew.
02:38:02
Steve-O
we're on igloos.
02:38:03
Goon4Vesper
Yeah.
02:38:03
Steve-O
Fuck ice. And we'll see you next week.
02:38:05
Goon4Vesper
Yeah, dude. Boo. Fuck, guys.
02:38:07
diet oddjob
I didn't say that. Please don't arrest me for no reason.