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Introduction and Absence of John Suarez
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SinkorSwim
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week of April 13th, 2026. I know sometimes i say the number, sometimes I say the month. I just felt like mixing it up this week. What can I say? What can I tell you?
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SinkorSwim
My name is Devin Kopech, and I'm feeling pretty sassy today. i' I'm a little jazzed up. I don't really know why, but here I am. My name is Devin Kopech. With me, Chris Galanti.
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, you want some sass? I think you said freeble.
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SinkorSwim
Oh, God damn it. I did. Steve O'Tierry.
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Steve-O
Bring out some more mustard because this pretzel is about to get a little spicier.
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SinkorSwim
And the man who.
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, damn. Steve, are you the pretzel in that scenario?
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Steve-O
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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SinkorSwim
Well, I don't like that. and i don't like that at all. And ah the man who suggests all the A.I.
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BARFINGLEON
You're going to cut yourself a mustard.
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Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
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SinkorSwim
prompts to one president, Trump, John Suarez, is not here.
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, missed it.
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SinkorSwim
But he's on baby duty. He's
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BARFINGLEON
I don't
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Comedy in 'Junior'
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BARFINGLEON
know what that said, but I think it said something I'm not going to repeat.
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SinkorSwim
out.
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SinkorSwim
I think he said hit it.
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, you know, that it just sounds like somebody like hell to me.
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Steve-O
Hit it.
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SinkorSwim
Is that what it said?
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Steve-O
Pop it.
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Steve-O
Hell.
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BARFINGLEON
Like, like, like you opened up hell and it I hear screaming and then it shuts again.
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SinkorSwim
Help. Help.
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SinkorSwim
Oh, my God.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's, you understand?
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SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah, yeah. I do hear it scream. I hear it scream.
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Steve-O
I'm Art Bell, and today we are going to listen to the audio from the pit of hell.
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BARFINGLEON
These are voices from hell.
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Steve-O
i don't do a good Art Bell. My Art Bell just becomes Jesse the body.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah, who... I... No. Art Bell is lovely individual who spread insane theories and rumors.
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Steve-O
Now, speaking of theories and rumors, Devin, you were talking about baby duty John Suarez.
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SinkorSwim
yeah
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Steve-O
What does what do you mean by that?
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SinkorSwim
eight ah Well, John Suarez, is a his his wife primarily had a child. John was there.
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Steve-O
Primarily.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, John really just kind of, he probably held some hands, you know?
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BARFINGLEON
Hey... secondarily he had one too
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SinkorSwim
Yeah. Do you say we're pregnant? I don't know. He's not here to...
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BARFINGLEON
no he actually gave birth to a baby too ah junior junior he got his own man
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SinkorSwim
Oh...
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Steve-O
Yeah, he he did a twin situation. Wait, no, no. I meant a... um What's the other one?
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SinkorSwim
um A junior is a yeah in a junior situation.
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Steve-O
Junior situation. Yeah, not a twin situation.
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SinkorSwim
You know, can I be honest with you? I think that movie
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SinkorSwim
does more harm than good in terms of, yes, because Arnold no-sells childbirth.
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Steve-O
Junior?
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BARFINGLEON
explain. Yeah.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Well, I think.
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SinkorSwim
He really, it's really not that big of a deal for him. He's like, oh, it hurts. I feel like i want to die. But that's pretty much it. He's not, so like the comedy is like, okay.
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BARFINGLEON
Can I, Kevin, can I give you meta textual, uh, answer to that? Um,
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, sure.
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BARFINGLEON
The audience and also Arnold knows we always view him as a strong dude. Like he's
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SinkorSwim
Right.
Film Directors and Production Elements
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BARFINGLEON
been through fire, gunshots and everything.
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BARFINGLEON
I just feel like his pain tolerance, at least to the audience's perception, is pretty high.
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SinkorSwim
i I get it.
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BARFINGLEON
So he could poop out a baby out of his asshole pretty easily.
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SinkorSwim
I just, yeah. I mean, also, as a kid, I didn't understand the concept of a C-section, and that literally was my question.
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BARFINGLEON
Because that's what happens, right?
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Steve-O
Yeah, he gets a C-section, so it's out of his stomach.
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SinkorSwim
I was like, i was like does he come out of his ass?
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Steve-O
It's
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SinkorSwim
Like, as a kid, i was like, where does he come from?
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BARFINGLEON
I thought he just just basically said to the director, he's like, I've taken huge shits before I can do this.
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Steve-O
little...
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SinkorSwim
I'm going to take a
Fashion and Personal Style Evolution
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SinkorSwim
shit.
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BARFINGLEON
it's not du It's no big deal.
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SinkorSwim
I do not care.
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Steve-O
Arnold, Bobby. Bobby, it doesn't come out of your ass like that.
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SinkorSwim
Wait, yeah, who's the who's the director?
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Steve-O
Arnold, Bobby.
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SinkorSwim
Oh, Scorsese, that's crazy.
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BARFINGLEON
more it's Oh, I didn't know that.
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SinkorSwim
Reuben Lackett Jr.
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BARFINGLEON
Ingmar Bergman.
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Steve-O
Arnold, it doesn't come out like that. It doesn't do that.
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BARFINGLEON
Bergman had it.
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SinkorSwim
Oh, Ivan Reitman. Fuck.
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Steve-O
There you go. All stars.
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BARFINGLEON
Okay.
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Steve-O
All stars right there.
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SinkorSwim
ah well Oh, he did he did Twins as well and Kindergarten Cop.
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BARFINGLEON
All right.
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Steve-O
He was on a ah a run.
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, wow.
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Steve-O
A Schwarzenegger run right there.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
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BARFINGLEON
That would be a good Galanian show. Maybe I should do Ivan Reitman.
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Steve-O
Wow.
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BARFINGLEON
Trilogy?
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Steve-O
So, there you go.
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SinkorSwim
Oh, I thought you meant the Twins trilogy.
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BARFINGLEON
Trilogy?
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Steve-O
The Ivan Reitman trilogy.
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BARFINGLEON
Trilogy?
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SinkorSwim
Well, ah Twins, Junior, ah ah Kindergarten Cop.
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Steve-O
Only, wait, wait, only Schwarzenegger movies are with Ivan Reitman?
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BARFINGLEON
Tr
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, only Schwarzenegger-Wrightman movies.
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BARFINGLEON
where's nigger by riman and connected connection
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SinkorSwim
Yeah.
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Steve-O
So, no Ghostbusters.
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Steve-O
No Stripes. No Evolution. No.
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BARFINGLEON
No Groundhog's Day? He did that, right?
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Steve-O
I think so.
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BARFINGLEON
Pretty sure.
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Steve-O
Meatballs?
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BARFINGLEON
No meatballs?
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Steve-O
Meatballs?
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BARFINGLEON
Okay, slow down.
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SinkorSwim
like before we Okay, okay.
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BARFINGLEON
Everybody stop, alright?
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SinkorSwim
Listen, before we fall into this this deep, dark pit, all I'm saying is Arnold no-sells this fucking pregnancy, this active pregnancy.
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BARFINGLEON
No meatballs? yeah
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BARFINGLEON
Alright, Devin. Okay.
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SinkorSwim
And I was like, as a kid, I was like, what a fucking, what a bitch.
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BARFINGLEON
That one.
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Steve-O
but I like that even fucking Chris is like, all right, Devin, all right, this is it.
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BARFINGLEON
I gave you my answer.
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Steve-O
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
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BARFINGLEON
He's a tough guy.
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Steve-O
You heard what I have to say. But congratulations, John, um on having a new beautiful baby daughter. ah We'll, you know, we'll see you back when you're ready. um Sounds like, you know, the Suarez household is busy right now. So.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
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SinkorSwim
No, he's not.
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BARFINGLEON
Let him cook.
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SinkorSwim
He's active. I just looked at his Instagram.
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BARFINGLEON
Let him cook, guys.
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SinkorSwim
He's just hanging out with his baby doing nothing.
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Steve-O
You think you're special?
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SinkorSwim
No excuse. Yeah, me and John Suarez are going to have the My Way WrestleMania build.
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Steve-O
but We're going to have the the big brouhaha at the end of the week.
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BARFINGLEON
I'm sure he's watching WrestleMania right now, at least for the booties. You guys keep showing me all the time.
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SinkorSwim
You know, ah well, i don't I don't want to speak out of school, but one of my favorite things in twenty it just in existence right now is how Owe stops whatever he's doing anytime an attractive blonde wrestler comes on the TV screen.
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BARFINGLEON
Well, you know, man.
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SinkorSwim
John's like, he locks in, dude. And I'm like, that's so funny to me.
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BARFINGLEON
it It is seeing that form so early too.
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SinkorSwim
because I've never been able to to relate to a child more.
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BARFINGLEON
It's crazy.
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, yeah.
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SinkorSwim
I'm like, yeah, dude.
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BARFINGLEON
You're like, oh, that's a human being. i get A human male straight.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, you know, I'm like, finally, something we could talk about.
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BARFINGLEON
yeah
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SinkorSwim
That's an attractive lady. That's a beautiful person. I agree.
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BARFINGLEON
Well, you guys showed me a lot. i mean, you know, the ah the lookers are... There's a lot more lookers in the WWE... w I mean, it's it's a more attractive wrestling group than when we grew up.
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Steve-O
You know, it's – I might push back on that, Chris.
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SinkorSwim
i i Maybe. be Maybe.
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BARFINGLEON
I think so.
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SinkorSwim
Maybe.
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Steve-O
I might push back on that.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
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Steve-O
I think it's it is more like people who are – like, you know, they're actively – oh, yeah.
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BARFINGLEON
Okay, please.
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BARFINGLEON
I'm talking about men and women, by the way.
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Steve-O
Well, I mean that's the thing. People are – you know, we're just – we've got better ah just ways to do skincare now. I don't know what that means.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, but you're going to tell me, but Chris...
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BARFINGLEON
i I think you might be i think plastic surgery might have gotten pretty great too
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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SinkorSwim
I mean, Chris, i'd put I put prime Trish Stratus up against it anybody today, though.
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BARFINGLEON
actually thought Trish Stratus looked better when she got older I thought but I didn't really i wasn't like I thought she was attractive yeah yeah not not really not really that's just me
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SinkorSwim
and No, no, I think she's gorgeous now, but I'm just saying, like...
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SinkorSwim
Oh, I was. yeah
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Steve-O
You weren't a big, sunny, sable guy.
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SinkorSwim
Oh, my God. Oh. All right. Freak.
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BARFINGLEON
i I like Bleeda very much, but...
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Steve-O
You know what? That's the thing. Leta was doing the big flips, and i think I think that is kind of a weird thing that attaches itself.
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SinkorSwim
Everybody likes Peter. I respected the athleticism.
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Steve-O
No, okay kind of you kind of do a little bit where you're like, wow.
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SinkorSwim
Okay. Okay.
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BARFINGLEON
Well, she's hot too.
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Steve-O
Wow.
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BARFINGLEON
She's got a great body.
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Steve-O
Oh, my goodness.
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BARFINGLEON
like She worked on her body quite a bit and it showed. And that was very representational as a child.
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Steve-O
And she does the big flip off the top of the turnbuckle.
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BARFINGLEON
But no, I do think, I don't know. I think Trish got, I think she got better looking.
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SinkorSwim
No, no. I think she's... I mean, it's it's tough, right? But she's it's she's held up incredibly well.
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BARFINGLEON
She really has.
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SinkorSwim
You know, she's, she's ah yeah, still gorgeous.
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BARFINGLEON
She's a gorgeous woman.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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BARFINGLEON
But I do think, I don't know.
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SinkorSwim
Like, take what, Stacey Keebler, Tori?
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BARFINGLEON
I'm looking, you're showing me these pictures. There's, you know what there is? i think there's there's a little bit more variety nowadays.
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Steve-O
Hmm.
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Steve-O
Yeah, you know what? That's the thing. Like, it's not like, all right, we're going to just have like the the there was a real nasty run in WWE w e where it was like, if you're willing to appear in Playboy, we'll make you the star of the women's division.
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Steve-O
And they they did that for a long time.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's...
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Steve-O
And now, thankfully, it is just basically like you are going to wrestle just as hard as the men, if not harder, And you're going to have to like, you know,
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BARFINGLEON
Also look good.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah. No, it's funny. I remember working with um you know an old job, i you know just older women I would work with. And I'd be like, yeah, like this chick, Rhea Ripley, is the new thing, the new big thing. And they're like, oh my gosh. And I was like, you're crazy.
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SinkorSwim
like To think that that's not like a gorgeous woman.
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BARFINGLEON
it's it's
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SinkorSwim
Like, ugh. Yeah.
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BARFINGLEON
It's a differing in generational.
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SinkorSwim
ah Yeah, i was like, listen, I get it, but like don't ask your son what he thinks about re-arresting, because like you're going to be horrified.
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Steve-O
it's all It's all types now.
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SinkorSwim
i was like, yeah.
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Steve-O
It's all types. there's you know If you're there for Rhea Ripley, hell yeah. If you're there for Bobby Lashley, Bobby Lashley, I don't know if he's still wrestling, but I know he looks great.
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SinkorSwim
You're still wrestling.
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Steve-O
He looks great. He doesn't look like he's day aged a day.
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SinkorSwim
like kind of That guy literally... If you like look at a picture from him from 2007 versus... like two thousand Barely changed.
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Steve-O
Has not gotten older.
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SinkorSwim
He doesn't have a goatee anymore. That's the only difference.
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Steve-O
And that's kind of the difference between me and now and then, aside from a bunch of age.
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SinkorSwim
bunch of age and a punch.
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BARFINGLEON
Just that little thing, age, getting in the
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Steve-O
Bunch of age. Yeah.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah.
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Steve-O
I used to have the little soul patch because I thought it was cool. I tried that for a little bit because of Chase Utley.
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BARFINGLEON
yeah we didn't We didn't think it was.
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Steve-O
Oh, come on, man. Chase Utley had that.
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BARFINGLEON
yeah Yeah, I know. He's Chase Elliott.
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Steve-O
Okay, let's look back.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, he had it.
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Steve-O
Let's all look back at moments of our design and fashion and personal like sense of wardrobe. like What is something you look back now and you're like, that was a little much.
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Steve-O
That was a little silly.
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, I have one immediately have one handlebar mustache.
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Steve-O
You did try and do the Hogan Triple H sort of thing there.
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BARFINGLEON
It was that that was not working at all. Like that look like that looks so white trash.
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Steve-O
It was fun though. you know It was a fun run and it was at a time where it was, I think, you know, ah but it you know it was good though.
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BARFINGLEON
don't got the chin. don't got the chin for it. You got the chin.
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Steve-O
It was good.
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BARFINGLEON
That was as I thought I looked trashy as shit. But that's that's me.
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Steve-O
i was I was trying to do sideburns and oh,
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SinkorSwim
I've never done anything wrong ever.
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BARFINGLEON
Oh, fuck you, Devin. You had that big fucking, fucking scrote goatee for a while. Scrootee.
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Steve-O
you did have that Scroko tee and you matched it with your little cabby cat, the little cabby hat.
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SinkorSwim
To be fair, that was... Nah, to be fair though, that was just because my cheeks weren't growing in yet.
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Steve-O
Oh, so you had the goatee because you had no cheeks?
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SinkorSwim
I was just working with what I had. I mean, because they grew in, the goatee chin hair grew in first.
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BARFINGLEON
yeah
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SinkorSwim
What I'm saying is I've never done anything wrong and I'm standing.
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Steve-O
Oh.
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Steve-O
Oh, you're saying for like a full beard. Okay, I thought you meant like you didn't have cheeks yet.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, are we talking about like fashion?
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Steve-O
you're like Yeah, my cheeks with two were too cut.
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SinkorSwim
No, no, yeah, I'm saying like, I'm saying like the beard wasn't connecting to the cheeks yet. So I was like, how dare you?
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Steve-O
I was too beautiful. I couldn't.
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BARFINGLEON
It was a bad move.
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SinkorSwim
Wait, are we talking about like fashion are we talking about just like aesthetics?
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Steve-O
All of it. I'm talking about all of it. Like what, like what era of you do you look back and you're like, oh i should have retconned that.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yeah, of course. What choice?
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SinkorSwim
Man, if I had to be...
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BARFINGLEON
That was a bad choice.
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SinkorSwim
I think I would retcon the jean jacket hoodie. I rocked that for probably a bit longer than I should have.
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BARFINGLEON
Jean jacket hoodie.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, like i had a jean I had a jean jacket with jeans, but I had a hoodie under the jean jacket, so I had the hood that came up.
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BARFINGLEON
I don't even remember that.
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BARFINGLEON
Was it dark?
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Steve-O
a
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SinkorSwim
And, you know, this is before I heard of the term Canadian tuxedo. And I was like,
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Steve-O
Oh yeah. You were hard in the all denim. You were doing the whole Britney Spears thing, right?
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BARFINGLEON
Is that your natural form?
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SinkorSwim
ah.
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Steve-O
it
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, maybe. it was It was a comfy fit, though. I will i will say that.
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Steve-O
Well, what was your favorite iteration of yourself?
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SinkorSwim
I was comfortable.
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Steve-O
Let's turn this into a positive.
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SinkorSwim
Oh,
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Steve-O
Because I can name one for both of you guys. I would say, Chris, I would say when you were wearing the orange beanie that was the same color as the hoodies you were wearing.
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BARFINGLEON
Yeah, all orange. Hell yeah, dude.
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Steve-O
Yeah, like you were you were rocking that.
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SinkorSwim
You did have an orange phase for sure.
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BARFINGLEON
I was glowing.
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Steve-O
You are vibrant.
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SinkorSwim
you' and
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BARFINGLEON
I love that.
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SinkorSwim
ah
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Steve-O
And Devin, I would say Peacoat era Devin Kopech.
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SinkorSwim
You know, i was where I was rocking a peacoat a lot this this winter, actually.
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Steve-O
I think that was a that was a fit.
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Steve-O
Bringing it back.
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SinkorSwim
So.
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BARFINGLEON
Peacoats are always pretty fucking fly.
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SinkorSwim
Yeah, I feel like peacoats are always pretty solid, but.
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Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:13:19
SinkorSwim
I never not feel I always feel cool in a peacoat. Like, you know, did you guys, it's not terribly funny, but did you see the footage of that fucking guy who's like trying to break into somebody's house and they're wearing like a trench coat and a weird shirt?
00:13:35
BARFINGLEON
Oh, I saw that.
00:13:36
Steve-O
Oh, yes, yes.
00:13:36
BARFINGLEON
Oh, with the baby.
00:13:38
SinkorSwim
Yeah, like that guy probably felt as cool as I do walking around in a peacoat in the winter. Like, I think it's similar vibes. I'm just not looking for an abducted child or whatever the fuck that guy was doing.
00:13:52
Steve-O
Like, let me in!
00:13:53
SinkorSwim
good Yeah.
00:13:53
BARFINGLEON
that was legitimate mental illness.
00:13:56
SinkorSwim
A thousand percent, a thousand percent. But I'm just saying in terms of just like how cool you feel when you throw on your fit, we probably were on an equal way.
00:13:59
BARFINGLEON
The classic.
00:14:05
BARFINGLEON
I think that's also legitimate mental illness.
00:14:06
SinkorSwim
Yeah,
00:14:08
Steve-O
That's the jacket. The jacket comes with it.
00:14:10
BARFINGLEON
i think I think we all, you know, delusion spark life. I'm firm believer of that.
00:14:15
SinkorSwim
yeah. yeah
00:14:15
Steve-O
Like he wouldn't have been he wouldn't have been able to have that bravado or that bravery to even do that had that jacket not been on him at that time.
00:14:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah, and if he didn't read those Dresden books.
00:14:27
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, the Dresden books. They definitely.
00:14:29
BARFINGLEON
The Dresden files?
00:14:30
BARFINGLEON
Do you remember those?
00:14:30
Steve-O
Yeah, he said he was his Frank Dresden.
00:14:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah, his name's like Henry. Yeah, he says his name's Henry Dresden.
00:14:35
Steve-O
Oh, Henry Dresden. Yeah.
00:14:36
SinkorSwim
But I think it was based off the Dresden books that he was, I mean, you know.
00:14:36
BARFINGLEON
Oh no.
00:14:40
BARFINGLEON
Oh, that's really nerdy.
00:14:41
SinkorSwim
Apparently he's ex-military, which just makes the whole thing kind of a bummer.
00:14:43
Steve-O
Not actually ex-military.
00:14:44
BARFINGLEON
Oh, he stole valor.
00:14:45
SinkorSwim
Oh, he lied?
00:14:46
Steve-O
Not live. Live.
00:14:47
SinkorSwim
Nolan Ballard, never mind.
00:14:48
Steve-O
Stolen valor.
00:14:49
SinkorSwim
You're a piece of shit, dude. I don't care what your mental state is. You fucking piece shit.
00:14:52
Steve-O
You think y'all special? No.
00:14:54
BARFINGLEON
like that time Devin got yelled at at that Wendy's for wearing the...
00:14:54
SinkorSwim
Yeah. yeah's du Yeah, me and Henry Dresden, dude. WrestleMania, my way go about.
00:14:59
BARFINGLEON
You were Henry Dresden. I'm saying that.
00:15:02
SinkorSwim
Fuck that guy up.
00:15:02
BARFINGLEON
I fought in two wars.
00:15:03
SinkorSwim
Actually, dude, that guy, that guy can kick a door. He doesn't. That was the first thing I thought of. i was like, that man's just wearing fucking flip-flops, and he's kicking that door as hard as he can.
00:15:14
BARFINGLEON
My favorite thing is when he was trying to grab the ring camera, like block.
00:15:16
SinkorSwim
he had
00:15:17
Steve-O
Yeah, he was trying to peel it.
00:15:19
BARFINGLEON
And you could see him like trying with his fingers, like give all got yeah trying to get in there, you know, rip it off the.
00:15:19
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:15:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah. I'm sorry, Steve. I totally sidetracked.
00:15:27
Steve-O
Well, were i don't remember. This is a good sidetrack.
00:15:28
SinkorSwim
coat and You were talking about you.
00:15:29
BARFINGLEON
We were talking about like, you need to be a little delusional to know, like to be in a good fit.
00:15:30
SinkorSwim
Yeah. What was a good? Yeah. Yeah. But what was a good Steve fit? Chris.
00:15:37
BARFINGLEON
Oh, Steve fit. Okay. Um,
00:15:40
Steve-O
All of them. Boom. Done.
00:15:42
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:15:46
BARFINGLEON
I always am a fan of leather jacket hoodie.
00:15:51
SinkorSwim
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, Steve, you had that that leather jacket with the the gray hoodie, the whitish gray hoodie.
00:15:54
Steve-O
Good one.
00:15:54
BARFINGLEON
You were rocking that, I think, before most.
00:15:58
Steve-O
The, the one with the, the yeah, the built in hood.
00:16:00
SinkorSwim
You're like the one, yeah, the one I used to wear?
00:16:02
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, you you you rocked that first, and I was like, that's fucking fly as shit.
00:16:03
Steve-O
I, I do now have a a, I would describe it as a, an, an ode to that jacket, which is, it's just like a black, but it's like kind of like more canvas.
00:16:05
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, you wrote that for minute.
00:16:17
Steve-O
It's not leather, but it does have like the hoodie built inside of it. That is gray. So.
00:16:22
BARFINGLEON
You cracked that code, I think, before anybody else did.
00:16:26
Steve-O
I I did. I got gifted that for Christmas. And I said, okay, thanks.
00:16:28
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that was that was real.
00:16:29
SinkorSwim
You said, thanks, Santa. I'm going to be the coolest dude on the block.
00:16:32
Steve-O
But then again, I also tried to do a trench coat and that doesn't, that's not, that's no good.
00:16:32
BARFINGLEON
And then i i
00:16:37
SinkorSwim
Oh, man. I think.
00:16:37
BARFINGLEON
I got a peacoat with a hoodie in it. And now it's a thing. Now that's a thing.
00:16:43
SinkorSwim
Okay.
00:16:44
Steve-O
That is a thing.
00:16:46
SinkorSwim
I do so always. I always support a hoodie under under jacket because, again, you throw it on there.
00:16:53
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, 100%.
00:16:54
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:16:55
BARFINGLEON
It's like ah you if you're
00:16:57
SinkorSwim
I'll do that over like a hat or a beanie.
00:16:59
BARFINGLEON
if you're not too fat, you don't look like Silent Bob.
00:16:59
SinkorSwim
when me go
00:17:03
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:17:03
Steve-O
Yes.
00:17:04
BARFINGLEON
You know what I mean? But if you're the right human form, it's really rocking.
00:17:13
SinkorSwim
I like it.
00:17:13
Steve-O
It, it's a good look.
00:17:15
Steve-O
It's a good look. Well.
00:17:17
SinkorSwim
Tim Lucas, ah leather jacket era.
00:17:21
Steve-O
Oh yeah. I would go a leather jacket trilby, that Hardy trilby.
00:17:27
BARFINGLEON
Actually, you know my favorite my favorite look ever is we have a collective friend by the name of Ian.
00:17:27
SinkorSwim
obviously obviously
00:17:27
Steve-O
i
00:17:34
BARFINGLEON
That's all I'll say. He started dressing like Uncle Buck for a long time, and that shit never made me laugh ever in my entire life.
00:17:38
Steve-O
ah
00:17:45
BARFINGLEON
Ever.
00:17:46
Steve-O
Definitely like 100% has always been a unique look.
00:17:48
BARFINGLEON
Damn.
00:17:51
Steve-O
Like has always stood out, has never not.
00:17:52
BARFINGLEON
He was wearing in the fucking suit jacket with the patches on the elbows and shit.
00:17:56
Steve-O
Oh my God, dude.
00:17:57
BARFINGLEON
That shit fucking fun.
00:17:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:59
SinkorSwim
I mean, the Uncle Buck look is a solid. It's a solid look, man.
00:18:02
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's real. If you're a big guy.
00:18:03
SinkorSwim
And he had the body type for it, you know?
00:18:05
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, if you're a big guy, as you are living life. Looking like ah look at like Uncle Buck.
00:18:11
Steve-O
Carries the persona too. Carries it.
00:18:14
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, you could even do like subtle Uncle Buck where it's like dress pants with a sweater and and a nice dress shirt because he rocked that a bunch.
00:18:21
Steve-O
Yeah. I don't think you can be meek and be an uncle buck.
00:18:24
BARFINGLEON
Well, he he wore like Cosby sweaters. So they were like shit was happening on that sweater.
00:18:29
Steve-O
Right. Oh yeah.
00:18:31
BARFINGLEON
You know?
00:18:31
Steve-O
Oh yeah. But I don't think, I don't think you can be like an introverted like person wearing this style.
00:18:32
BARFINGLEON
That's my opinion.
00:18:37
BARFINGLEON
Oh, fuck no. No. It's like a Hawaiian shirt. It's the same energy. It's just winter.
00:18:45
Steve-O
Just winter.
00:18:45
BARFINGLEON
Chicago. It's Chicago. That guy.
00:18:47
Steve-O
Chicago. There's Hawaiian shirts and Chicago in shirts.
00:18:50
SinkorSwim
Just dress up like a Chicago man.
00:18:53
BARFINGLEON
I basically, like that's, um if you're fat in Chicago, you're a king. Like that's the king of fat of fat people.
00:18:58
Steve-O
Oh my God, you thrive.
00:19:01
SinkorSwim
guys are making a lot of assumptions about...
00:19:04
BARFINGLEON
i It's either Philadelphia or Chicago, Devin. Let's be real.
00:19:11
Steve-O
Home of the big boys.
00:19:11
SinkorSwim
I don't know. I don't know. I'm i'm struggling with... like You're a king if you're just fat in a city.
00:19:16
Steve-O
I'm to say this though. I'm gonna say this though.
00:19:17
BARFINGLEON
i you know even Have you ever been to Chicago? Okay.
00:19:19
SinkorSwim
Yes.
00:19:20
BARFINGLEON
Okay.
00:19:21
Steve-O
Oh, he tried to get you with the have you ever been.
00:19:23
SinkorSwim
Are you saying are you saying i wasn't fat enough to be lauded?
00:19:28
BARFINGLEON
um at You would now, maybe. Ooh.
00:19:33
Steve-O
Wow. yeah
00:19:36
BARFINGLEON
Uh-oh.
00:19:36
Steve-O
wow
00:19:36
SinkorSwim
Oh, so i should i should just come back every few years just to
City Walkability and Personal Anecdotes
00:19:40
SinkorSwim
check on the status? Like, yeah?
00:19:41
BARFINGLEON
I think you would be, you're like a Chicago 10.
00:19:45
Steve-O
Do people walk a lot in Chicago?
00:19:46
BARFINGLEON
um
00:19:46
Steve-O
Chicago 10, God damn it.
00:19:50
SinkorSwim
ah Do people walk a lot? You know what? It's a cleaner. I'd i'd prefer to walk in Chicago. It's it's a much cleaner city.
00:19:57
BARFINGLEON
It is a lovely city. I quite like it, actually.
00:19:58
Steve-O
Because I was known to Chris before. i was like, I think that we all, in in our area, we intrinsically have more walking stamina than most people.
00:20:11
BARFINGLEON
i think Philadelphia really trained us for that.
00:20:15
SinkorSwim
Fair.
00:20:16
BARFINGLEON
I think Philly is the...
00:20:16
SinkorSwim
I know.
00:20:16
Steve-O
I think Philadelphia, boardwalk.
00:20:18
BARFINGLEON
is the is the epitic oh Okay, Boardwalk 2.
00:20:22
Steve-O
Like just this this area, man, we're just, we're, we're trained to just walk extended.
00:20:22
BARFINGLEON
That's a very good point.
00:20:28
BARFINGLEON
I would argue that Philly is the most walkable city in the country.
00:20:35
Steve-O
a grid.
00:20:35
SinkorSwim
o
00:20:36
Steve-O
It's grid.
00:20:36
BARFINGLEON
it is It is a grid. It's not that big.
00:20:40
SinkorSwim
Not New York?
00:20:40
BARFINGLEON
Really?
00:20:41
SinkorSwim
Is New York too big?
00:20:41
BARFINGLEON
Legit- No!
00:20:41
Steve-O
new New York's too big.
00:20:42
BARFINGLEON
No.
00:20:42
Steve-O
New York's too big.
00:20:43
BARFINGLEON
Subway. Subway city. That's a subway city.
00:20:46
SinkorSwim
enough Fair enough.
00:20:46
Steve-O
eat fresh.
00:20:47
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:20:48
BARFINGLEON
Like, you have to walk. Don't get me wrong. you You are correct in that regard. Like, you have to walk fast, too. But it's not a walker's place. Like, it's not a casual walk in New York.
00:21:01
BARFINGLEON
It's you are in the way.
00:21:01
SinkorSwim
I think we talked about this we talked about this in the past, but my hang-up about walking is I just need to know where I'm going.
00:21:08
BARFINGLEON
Oh, yeah.
00:21:08
SinkorSwim
jenny Jenny has this really bad habit of just being like, it's this way, and then not giving me any additional information.
00:21:09
BARFINGLEON
There.
00:21:10
Steve-O
Oh,
00:21:15
BARFINGLEON
Hmm.
00:21:15
Steve-O
oh
00:21:16
SinkorSwim
I'm like, are are we close? Are we far? like It's the not knowing that really throws me off.
00:21:22
Steve-O
She kind of has a, like, let me lead you into the woods, like, sort of directioning.
00:21:26
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I'm like... Because sometimes... it's It's like a 20 minute walk. And I'm like, what the fuck? And then sometimes it's it's less than five minutes. But I'm like, and I frankly, I don't think she knows.
00:21:41
SinkorSwim
And I think she just hides that from me. And then it's just like, we'll just get there when we get there. But that's not how I operate. Like, if it's a 40 minute walk, I can do it.
00:21:48
BARFINGLEON
i think I think you're a fairer walker than than most people you you know and in other states, Devin.
00:21:50
SinkorSwim
I just need to know about it.
00:21:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I mean... Yeah. ah I went to a...
00:22:00
Steve-O
When we bring the out of towners and they never keep up.
00:22:01
SinkorSwim
Dude, I didn't tell you guys about this. Let me tell you about this.
00:22:03
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:22:05
SinkorSwim
Totally, totally hard right
Skating Rink Incident and Humor
00:22:07
SinkorSwim
out of this conversation, but I went to a skating rink over the week, right? Went to a skating rink. It was a friend's birthday.
00:22:18
SinkorSwim
We go to the skating rink. There's one man outside with a sign, like a picketing sign, right? Yeah. And like we drive by and a gust of wind hits him. So like I can't even read the sign and it just kind of almost blows out of his hand. And I'm like, what the fuck was that As I pull in to the scanning rink.
00:22:40
SinkorSwim
We go in. we're waiting We're waiting for some friends. They pull in. They're like, what's the deal with the picketer? Or the, you know, he's he's basically like, this rink should be shut down.
00:22:52
SinkorSwim
Our friends go up to ask the the guy what the deal is. They're like, hey, why why do you have this sign? What are you doing? This guy's reasoning was they kicked me out because they wouldn't let me film kids, which is a bold comment.
00:23:11
BARFINGLEON
What the I think that's all you need.
00:23:12
Steve-O
Oh.
00:23:12
SinkorSwim
It's a bold statement, right? So, you know, I didn't talk to this person, but they were like, yeah, I don't know. It seems like there's more to the story. I'm like, okay, fair.
00:23:25
SinkorSwim
So, so we go into the rink. I'm, you know, I'm, I'm at the, the little cafeteria spot and I'm like, hey what's the deal with the, the, the guy who's like, you know, picking outside.
00:23:42
SinkorSwim
the rink and this woman was on this guy's side she's like listen he's only here on organ night oregon night which is only on thursdays or wednesdays or something like that she's like i'm here every other day except for this day i'm only here you know it's it's an off chance i'm here uh but this happened a few weeks ago what happened i'm like invested because i'm trying to figure out what happened so apparently nobody knows the full story but
00:23:49
BARFINGLEON
Oregon Knight.
00:23:51
Steve-O
Oregon night.
00:24:12
SinkorSwim
I'm going to make a jump in assumption. Right. And i think he was filming, but he may have been filming like his grandkid or something like that.
00:24:23
BARFINGLEON
Let
00:24:23
SinkorSwim
And they were like, you can't do it. But here's what happened is he's having the argument with the person at the front desk, but there's a microphone at the front desk and the entire conversation was like, well, they were a Larry David type shit.
00:24:35
Steve-O
Oh.
00:24:40
SinkorSwim
Right. Right.
00:24:41
BARFINGLEON
That's funny.
00:24:42
SinkorSwim
The entire fucking skinny rib. You can't film kids. And in my head, it's just like, no, you don't. know yeah And I'm like, you know what?
00:24:53
SinkorSwim
That would be worth fucking picketing.
00:24:56
BARFINGLEON
So he was an older gentleman? Okay.
00:24:57
SinkorSwim
he Yeah, there's some gray hair. um Again, I didn't walk up and speak to this person.
00:25:01
BARFINGLEON
All right.
00:25:01
SinkorSwim
And again, I'm making some...
00:25:02
BARFINGLEON
See, the phrasing is is really important.
00:25:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah, and I'm making some assumptions here, but...
00:25:05
BARFINGLEON
You know? you can't You can't just say...
00:25:11
SinkorSwim
They won't let me film kids.
00:25:11
BARFINGLEON
You can't just say that.
00:25:13
SinkorSwim
I know.
00:25:13
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:14
SinkorSwim
And I'm like, there has to be more here. But I could just imagine being like, no, you know you don't understand. But like, sorry, you can't film kids here. And just like, <unk> just go across the entire fucking skating rink is insane to me.
00:25:29
SinkorSwim
And I was like, I think I'm on this man's side.
00:25:35
BARFINGLEON
You know...
00:25:35
SinkorSwim
Okay, Chris, let's let's say are let's say this so it's like a Larry David situation where you're not wrong.
00:25:40
BARFINGLEON
but and and No, no, no, no, no. You are making it a you' making it funny.
00:25:45
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:25:45
BARFINGLEON
Trust me. I get that.
00:25:45
SinkorSwim
But like let's say it's not black and white, right?
00:25:49
BARFINGLEON
But I know he's probably a boomer or boomer adjacent and he's like probably saying it ah sarcastically even.
00:25:50
SinkorSwim
Wouldn't that drive you insane? Yeah.
00:25:56
BARFINGLEON
like They won't let me film children.
00:25:57
SinkorSwim
Oh, man. Yeah.
00:25:59
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:25:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:26:00
BARFINGLEON
But like you can't say that, right?
00:26:01
SinkorSwim
Like, they said that, and was like, that is the bold.
00:26:02
Steve-O
You can't say that. You can't say that.
00:26:05
SinkorSwim
What a bold...
00:26:06
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, like he's he's being a bold boomer, like I go don't give a fuck like type of attitude.
00:26:11
SinkorSwim
for you. Yeah.
00:26:13
BARFINGLEON
um And that's not going to work.
00:26:16
Steve-O
In his head, he might have thought that was like, I wouldn't let me film kids. And then, you know, from the outside listener, you're like, well, of course not. That's creepy. You creep.
00:26:27
SinkorSwim
That's a weird fucking thing say.
00:26:28
Steve-O
But in in his head, he might be thinking he's the the old man from Home Alone who shovels the ice out.
00:26:34
BARFINGLEON
That's exactly what he's saying.
00:26:35
SinkorSwim
yeah wait ah This is the only this is the only photo i'm I'm aware of that exists.
00:26:36
BARFINGLEON
Exactly what he's thinking. He's there to help.
00:26:43
BARFINGLEON
He's there to keep the people from chewing the kids' fingers off.
00:26:46
Steve-O
I just kicked me out of the church for wanting to listen to the children sing.
00:26:46
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:26:47
BARFINGLEON
That's what he's there to do.
00:26:49
SinkorSwim
I'm keeping an eye on those kids. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:54
BARFINGLEON
I got to make sure nobody chews their fucking fingers off all the time because that happens around here.
00:26:59
SinkorSwim
that like But like, all right, this person, this person, one guy, one person with one poster every Thursday on Orgid Night is like, fuck this out there.
00:27:00
Steve-O
Oh, finger-chewers.
00:27:12
SinkorSwim
Because this happened a while ago.
00:27:14
BARFINGLEON
Was the lady you talked to was she also a boomer adjacent?
00:27:17
SinkorSwim
No, no, she was older, um but she was like, I kind of, yeah, yeah.
00:27:21
Steve-O
Oh, there's you put a picture in Shit Tongue. didn't realize.
00:27:23
SinkorSwim
But she was like, I, she's like, i kind of side with him because I don't think they should have been put his business out there.
00:27:28
Steve-O
Devin, you're being filmed in this.
00:27:31
SinkorSwim
This wasn't me. This wasn't me.
00:27:33
Steve-O
Oh, okay. Well, you're be whoever this was is being recorded.
00:27:34
SinkorSwim
This is a of a friend. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Well.
00:27:38
BARFINGLEON
Oh, wow. Yeah, and no, that's, um,
00:27:41
SinkorSwim
Doesn't look the party like like the look doesn't help.
00:27:46
Steve-O
Chris, make the judgment call.
00:27:47
BARFINGLEON
he looks like the
00:27:48
Steve-O
Make the judgment call right now.
00:27:48
BARFINGLEON
He looks like a darker version of Uncle Buck, so I can't...
00:27:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:27:51
BARFINGLEON
yeah i guess It's always a Ben.
00:27:52
SinkorSwim
and So that's like that's like mega.
00:27:55
BARFINGLEON
That's a red flag.
00:27:56
SinkorSwim
That's like mega.
00:27:56
Steve-O
That's evil, Buck.
00:27:56
SinkorSwim
buck Yeah.
00:27:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:27:57
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's Negative Buck. like i don't want to You don't want Negative Buck around. He's like...
00:28:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah, negative bugs.
00:28:04
BARFINGLEON
He's no good, man. Uncle Buck making big pancakes. Negative Buck will film you at a...
00:28:10
Steve-O
film you eating pancakes
00:28:10
BARFINGLEON
Film you as a child eating giant pancakes.
00:28:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah,
00:28:15
BARFINGLEON
and be upset that he can't do that.
00:28:18
Steve-O
oh and i gotta say does not pull off the jacket hoodie combo laughing laughing
00:28:23
SinkorSwim
he does not pull it off.
00:28:24
BARFINGLEON
Oh, see, this that um i mean let me preface this. The reason I brought that up in your case was it was the first time I ever seen that.
00:28:32
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:28:33
BARFINGLEON
Now it has proliferated to the to the negative bucks.
00:28:38
Steve-O
Yeah, he's wearing some weird half-trench coat like
00:28:42
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, like that's that's pure evil Buck. Like that's there's no getting around it.
00:28:46
Steve-O
dress pants with dress shoes. there's This isn't right. This isn't right.
00:28:50
BARFINGLEON
That Uncle Buck killed a few people.
00:28:52
Steve-O
Yeah, this is going to end up being a Reddit horror story at some point.
00:28:52
SinkorSwim
Listen, that person is out. Hey, look, every, listen, if you want to go and ask them every, every organ night,
00:28:59
Steve-O
not.
00:29:00
BARFINGLEON
I'm not going over there.
00:29:01
Steve-O
don't want to be that Reddit horror story.
00:29:01
BARFINGLEON
What are you, nuts?
00:29:02
SinkorSwim
the ri it's called the rink at the Delanco in Delanco, New Jersey.
00:29:05
BARFINGLEON
I know exactly what rank that is.
00:29:07
SinkorSwim
Well, there, Chris, you want to find out more?
00:29:09
BARFINGLEON
Okay. I have no interest of confronting negative book and asking you about his his what many videos of children that he, he can't record anymore.
00:29:12
SinkorSwim
I want you to slow roll up there and be like, defend yourself.
00:29:20
SinkorSwim
Say, defend yourself. Explain it. Again, though, this woman, the the woman I asked, she was, she was like, I just think it's like fucked up. They put his business out there like that. And I was like,
00:29:32
SinkorSwim
I guess I was just blown away. That that was a, that was like my Thursday night. I was like, what? It's crazy.
00:29:40
BARFINGLEON
this is ah This is their world now.
00:29:42
SinkorSwim
Yeah. By the way, ah let let me ask you, is it a faux pas?
00:29:43
BARFINGLEON
That's it, man.
00:29:46
SinkorSwim
Went there, didn't skate.
00:29:48
BARFINGLEON
What the fuck are you doing?
00:29:49
Steve-O
That's faux pas-esque.
00:29:49
SinkorSwim
I got, I got, I got, there was, but it was kind of like, it wasn't worth it.
00:29:50
Steve-O
Is there an arcade?
00:29:56
SinkorSwim
You know what I'm saying?
00:29:57
BARFINGLEON
What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:29:58
SinkorSwim
I got bad ankles, man.
00:30:00
BARFINGLEON
Get the fuck out there and at least give it a shot. You fall down, big deal. You're big, you can handle it.
00:30:07
SinkorSwim
Oh, no, actually, you want to see i so many fucking skating rink stories.
00:30:09
Steve-O
oh no, I cannot handle it.
00:30:11
SinkorSwim
This woman, this woman we were watching, her fucking skate exploded, dude.
00:30:17
Steve-O
Ooh.
00:30:17
SinkorSwim
Like, literally, the she was wearing a quads, you know, the two in the front, two in the back. The fucking two fronts exploded off of her foot.
00:30:26
BARFINGLEON
Can ask you a question, Devin?
00:30:26
Steve-O
Oh Jesus.
00:30:26
SinkorSwim
And what?
00:30:29
BARFINGLEON
Would a rowboat supporter?
00:30:32
SinkorSwim
A rowboat? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:33
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, single boat? Okay.
00:30:36
SinkorSwim
Listen, Not the skinniest and I've ever seen, but not like, not like, oh, of course that would happen.
00:30:38
BARFINGLEON
The classic office question.
00:30:42
SinkorSwim
Right. These are faulty skates.
00:30:45
BARFINGLEON
I see, I see, I see.
00:30:45
SinkorSwim
But dude, the worst part was when she ate shit.
00:30:46
BARFINGLEON
Okay. That's all you need say.
00:30:48
SinkorSwim
Right. She kept trying to get up and like, she didn't realize that she was missing the first two, like the the front skates. And we were like, your skates busted. And like, but she couldn't hear us because the fucking music, the organs going, dude.
00:31:03
BARFINGLEON
What song was playing? That's
00:31:05
SinkorSwim
It was a lot of, you know what?
00:31:07
Steve-O
You think you're Spanish, John?
00:31:07
SinkorSwim
I'll be honest. Yeah.
00:31:09
BARFINGLEON
what I'm thinking it is now.
00:31:10
SinkorSwim
ah My way. by one is I'll be honest.
00:31:11
BARFINGLEON
of fun.
00:31:12
SinkorSwim
I was kind of expecting some like new age, but just Oregon. No, like the most Oregon ass songs you could imagine. Like, man
Critique of Modern Movie Comedies
00:31:22
SinkorSwim
but but remember bar like, just like you're at a carnival.
00:31:25
BARFINGLEON
kind of fun
00:31:25
SinkorSwim
Right. And there's Oregon songs.
00:31:27
Steve-O
I think of that Fred Willard bit.
00:31:29
BARFINGLEON
yeah That's exactly what I was thinking. Oh, my God.
00:31:32
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:31:32
BARFINGLEON
Where he's breaking the plates and everything. do
00:31:40
SinkorSwim
No, but dude, like literally, like we like, you're scared. And she can't hear us. And she fucking falls once. And then like one more time. And then her glasses fall. And then look I could see the glass part of her frame fucking break off.
00:31:53
Steve-O
oh Ooh, that sounds rough.
00:31:55
SinkorSwim
They had to stop everything. Oregon man had to stop, turn lights on. Everybody realized that that seven they were talking to is more like a four. They're like, ah,
00:32:03
BARFINGLEON
and would It would be it's so fucking funny if the organ didn't stop.
00:32:07
SinkorSwim
i thought I'm not done.
00:32:07
Steve-O
you
00:32:07
BARFINGLEON
I was like locked in mys yeah Yeah, that's a lot, man.
00:32:11
SinkorSwim
I'm going roll. Yeah. So ah I'm so sorry. I completely, i don't know where we I just had to tell that story because it was fucking, I've been holding on to that one for days.
00:32:22
Steve-O
That's a wild one.
00:32:22
BARFINGLEON
i'm I'm glad. Thank you. That one was good.
00:32:25
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:32:25
BARFINGLEON
I'm glad that that was divisive, prescient, a story of our times, to say the least.
00:32:32
SinkorSwim
Yeah. But also just the scenario of just like whatever the complaint is, right? like Just imagine like the fucking microphone being right there.
00:32:38
BARFINGLEON
And it's it you. You got an interesting perspective from me and Steve because we weren't there, but just the the the the details you explain were enough for us to be like, that guy sucks.
00:32:44
Steve-O
We weren't.
00:32:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:32:50
SinkorSwim
That guy fucking sucks.
00:32:50
BARFINGLEON
So it shows more about us, maybe.
00:32:54
SinkorSwim
Yeah. But i mean again, like what if what if the man is in a way innocent?
00:32:55
BARFINGLEON
maybe
00:32:57
Steve-O
Got no tolerance.
00:32:59
BARFINGLEON
a negative buck
00:32:59
SinkorSwim
I would be angry enough to pick it every night until
00:33:02
BARFINGLEON
yeah well they see that's the that's the best part right that's the juicy part well like even if you were told that story secondhand by that lady the fact that he's out there picketing is really the best part
00:33:03
SinkorSwim
I'm allowed back in.
00:33:07
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Come on. Let me in.
00:33:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:33:16
Steve-O
You know what?
00:33:17
Steve-O
That's, I feel like that's negative. Like that's like a, people would be like, what are you, what are you picketing? What did they do? you're like, let me film the kids.
00:33:27
Steve-O
I'd be like, oh, okay. That's good.
00:33:30
BARFINGLEON
yeah like that at that point you walk you immediately walk away because then you get the the situation immediately
00:33:31
SinkorSwim
I mean, dude, like,
00:33:31
Steve-O
That's a positive. Wow.
00:33:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah. I'll be honest. Like when I heard that, like secondhand, I was like, I feel like I need to talk to this person because that's fucking insane.
00:33:44
BARFINGLEON
it is it is that sounds serious that's boomer energy that's boomer that's pure s sort sardonic boomer bullshit yep
00:33:44
SinkorSwim
That's an insane thing to say. And they'd be like, and that's why I'm standing out here. Cause they didn't say, ohlthough I was, Oh
00:33:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:33:54
SinkorSwim
man.
00:33:55
Steve-O
And I'm in the right.
00:33:57
SinkorSwim
You know what, dude? I got nothing going on on on Oregon night next week. Maybe I'll drive by bit. Come on.
00:34:03
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, really. you You be the judge.
00:34:04
SinkorSwim
I'll set up the tripod. we'll fill a We'll film a little documentary. And then.
00:34:10
BARFINGLEON
This is actually, Devin, this is exactly like that show Neighbors I keep telling you about to watch.
00:34:16
SinkorSwim
Dude, I watched um like the first half of the first episode. It was kind of like we put it on as we were drifting asleep. But ah interesting, you know.
00:34:27
BARFINGLEON
That's people, babe. That's people, babe. Did you love the 360 camera?
00:34:29
Steve-O
That's Pete.
00:34:30
SinkorSwim
That's people.
00:34:32
BARFINGLEON
Did you see that part?
00:34:35
SinkorSwim
No, no.
00:34:37
BARFINGLEON
thought They do that every episode where they strap like ah this weird 360 camera onto somebody's chest and it makes their heads look like gigantic.
00:34:37
SinkorSwim
i was before
00:34:47
SinkorSwim
Dude, I love, I don't know why, but I feel like that was a thing years ago. And it's like, there's been of resurgence because I've seen it so often, like in the last three weeks.
00:34:56
BARFINGLEON
It's like that that train video, remember?
00:34:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah, that's what I mean.
00:34:59
BARFINGLEON
Where that guy
00:35:00
SinkorSwim
like the i was like, oh, that's funny.
00:35:01
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:35:02
SinkorSwim
And that was like 2023.
00:35:06
SinkorSwim
I've seen a bunch of it now.
00:35:06
BARFINGLEON
is...
00:35:07
BARFINGLEON
It's so genius when people... It's so genius when people are like legitimately upset. like It is is is like the core of the humor of some of that show.
00:35:12
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:35:18
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:35:19
BARFINGLEON
Right?
00:35:19
SinkorSwim
That guy's just standing there. They're riding the horses again. Fucking bullshit.
00:35:24
BARFINGLEON
He's chasing horses away from ATV.
00:35:25
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:35:28
BARFINGLEON
He's screaming at him like, get away, horse!
00:35:31
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:35:31
BARFINGLEON
a
00:35:34
SinkorSwim
it is it's pretty It's pretty enjoyable.
00:35:35
BARFINGLEON
That's fucking funny. That's funny.
00:35:40
SinkorSwim
Oh, man. You know what? ah i guess I guess this can kind of bleed into what we... Again, sometimes I chose to be a bit more social than than I usually am. So I didn't watch a lot or play a lot, but I...
00:36:01
SinkorSwim
I regrettably ah threw on the new Anaconda movie. Because was like, oh, maybe this will be kind of...
00:36:07
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, I remember that coming out.
00:36:09
SinkorSwim
It's it's not good.
00:36:11
BARFINGLEON
Stunk.
00:36:11
SinkorSwim
um
00:36:12
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:36:13
BARFINGLEON
Stinky.
00:36:13
SinkorSwim
It's a kill. It's not... you Like, literally, I couldn't tell you... it Okay. You know how there's this problem in, like...
00:36:26
SinkorSwim
AAA, you know, big box office or big budget movies where like they start without a finished script.
00:36:34
BARFINGLEON
Oh yeah, but the the fun stories of Iron Man where they didn't have an ending to the movie.
00:36:34
SinkorSwim
And then like.
00:36:36
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:36:37
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, but then like so they make a joke about that in this movie, but it's so obvious that this movie did not have a finished script when they start. Like there's so many weird plot points that I guess, but I was like, dude, this is bad.
00:36:47
BARFINGLEON
Oh, it's like they're making fun of themselves.
00:36:53
SinkorSwim
Like I'm just so sick of comedies that like don't have a coherent story anymore. Like,
00:37:03
BARFINGLEON
I'm going lay my cards on the table here. I'm not a Jack Black fan anymore.
00:37:04
SinkorSwim
okay.
00:37:07
BARFINGLEON
think I'm out.
00:37:08
Steve-O
You're out. You're out on Jack.
00:37:09
BARFINGLEON
I think I'm out.
00:37:10
SinkorSwim
I don't think I can say I'm officially out on Jack Black.
00:37:11
BARFINGLEON
Sorry, Devin. i'm I'm like caught Paul Rudd. He's got a few more.
00:37:17
SinkorSwim
No, dude, this was it for me and Paul Rudd.
00:37:20
BARFINGLEON
Okay, so you're the opposite.
00:37:20
Steve-O
You're done with the run.
00:37:21
BARFINGLEON
You're done with the Rudd.
00:37:21
SinkorSwim
i think like Because I was thinking, right?
00:37:23
BARFINGLEON
You're done with the Rudd.
00:37:23
SinkorSwim
I was thinking, I was like, dude, what the fuck is this guy? Like, what prospects does Paul Rudd have at this point? Like, I i think as ah as a person, as a personality, he's great.
00:37:36
SinkorSwim
He just seems like a fun guy to have around.
00:37:39
BARFINGLEON
that's That's where I think he's still going to bounce back.
00:37:41
SinkorSwim
but But like in terms of movies, right? It's like you either do movies like fucking Anaconda, which are just like anti-funny. Or you like the Marvel stuff, the marvel stuff's like for him, it's it's pretty much run its course, I feel like, you know?
00:37:57
BARFINGLEON
I think he's got a weird comedy left in him still.
00:37:59
SinkorSwim
He can't. But like the ah the Judd Apatow's are like like, that's done, right? We need it.
00:38:05
BARFINGLEON
No, no, no. I'm not saying Judd Apatow. I'm saying he's got like a real stupid, weird, surreal.
00:38:09
SinkorSwim
But I'm saying like, I think that's what he, that's kind of where he, that was his sweet spot, right? That kind of weird improv, just kind of like, he'll just say something completely off the, like off the cuff.
00:38:14
Steve-O
Oh yeah.
00:38:14
BARFINGLEON
You're right. You're right.
00:38:21
SinkorSwim
And it's just like horrible, but funny, like great at that. But those comedies kind of aren't really a thing anymore. Like they had their, their due. And I'm like, he, he's not really going to be a drama guy. He's,
00:38:36
BARFINGLEON
See, this is this is where this is where I'm at with Jack Black.
00:38:36
SinkorSwim
so she's just stuck doing these weird fucking comedies like Anna Comet.
00:38:41
SinkorSwim
I mean, yeah, I just, I just, um,
00:38:41
BARFINGLEON
this is this is he He makes he makes like China slop.
00:38:46
SinkorSwim
yeah.
00:38:47
BARFINGLEON
like and i'm And I'm kind of sick of it.
00:38:49
SinkorSwim
I think like Jack Black's he's on, I just like him too much.
00:38:49
BARFINGLEON
i got i know
00:38:52
SinkorSwim
I think I just like,
00:38:53
BARFINGLEON
like I'm done. like I used to.
00:38:55
Steve-O
Damn.
00:38:56
BARFINGLEON
i think i think it's starting to become manipulative.
00:38:56
Steve-O
Damn.
00:38:58
BARFINGLEON
And I'm like sick of it.
00:38:59
SinkorSwim
Oh, okay. All right. No, no, I, I, I think I, I, I can see it.
00:39:01
BARFINGLEON
I
00:39:03
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:04
BARFINGLEON
yeah Yeah, like, it's, it's, it's, the shtick is, is becoming more of like, this is, this is how I make money, motherfucker. Like, that's the, that's the mentality.
00:39:13
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:16
BARFINGLEON
It's almost angry.
00:39:16
Steve-O
When he stepped away from Kyle gas after, ah after that, yeah, that was the,
00:39:19
BARFINGLEON
Ah, that, that broke me.
00:39:21
SinkorSwim
Okay, that was it. That was the l's the one.
00:39:23
Steve-O
That was the one that made me go, oh, come on, man.
00:39:24
BARFINGLEON
I'm sorry.
00:39:25
Steve-O
You got stick with you. You got stick with your boy.
00:39:27
BARFINGLEON
i'm such a I was such a Tenacious D fan growing up. youre really with Me and Steve were for the longest time.
00:39:33
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. We all were. I mean, that's the.
00:39:34
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, we all were.
00:39:34
SinkorSwim
Yeah, no, I'm
00:39:35
BARFINGLEON
Let's be real. like And watching those fucking skits and his show, Tenacious D show, I was... I love that. like Him on Mr. Show was great.
00:39:47
BARFINGLEON
like it's
00:39:47
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:39:48
BARFINGLEON
But I haven't watched one of his movies in shit, 20 years? it has' a been Maybe it's been that long.
00:39:53
SinkorSwim
chris you're going to tell me...
00:39:56
Steve-O
He's the best part of the Jumanji movies.
00:39:56
SinkorSwim
oh man.
00:39:58
BARFINGLEON
I haven't seen them.
00:39:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah, Chris, says he's in Borderlands. That's a banger.
00:40:03
Steve-O
Boat of lands.
00:40:03
BARFINGLEON
a
00:40:04
Steve-O
Come on, man.
00:40:04
SinkorSwim
He's in the Minecraft movie as Steve.
00:40:06
Steve-O
He
Actors and Career Choices: Sandler, Rudd, and Others
00:40:07
Steve-O
played Steve Minecraft.
00:40:09
BARFINGLEON
I'm done.
00:40:09
SinkorSwim
Uh...
00:40:10
Steve-O
He plays Bowser in Super Mario.
00:40:11
BARFINGLEON
I'm out.
00:40:11
SinkorSwim
He's Bowser. He plays Bowser.
00:40:13
BARFINGLEON
I think if I see him as a credit now, I'm less interested in a movie. That's where I'm at right now with Jackpot.
00:40:20
SinkorSwim
He definitely found a weird.
00:40:20
Steve-O
what do you What do you want from Jack? buttt How can he win you back?
00:40:24
BARFINGLEON
Make another Tenacious D movie.
00:40:27
SinkorSwim
all right.
00:40:28
Steve-O
Cricket Destiny 2. There you go.
00:40:30
BARFINGLEON
I'm serious.
00:40:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:40:31
BARFINGLEON
Another pick of destiny. They get it again. He brings I'm not saying safer or not.
00:40:34
SinkorSwim
Yeah. But like, ah yeah, and I think honestly, like, I think Jack Black's probably in a safer space than Paul Rudd is. I think in terms of like career-wise.
00:40:46
BARFINGLEON
I'm saying how I personally, how I feel...
00:40:48
SinkorSwim
Yeah. No, no, I get you. i But like, i guess the start of this really was me thinking like, where the fuck, where the fuck is this guy's career going to go?
00:40:57
BARFINGLEON
I see. I disagree with you.
00:40:58
SinkorSwim
Like, if he's just not doing like random weird
00:40:58
BARFINGLEON
I think Paul Rudd, if Paul Rudd doesn't have a weird surreal comedy left in him, he has a horror movie that he could be in and it would work.
00:41:07
SinkorSwim
a horror movie.
00:41:08
Steve-O
what why how come Paul Rudd never or did he and I just missed it where he they try to ah shift from comedy to drama and like be like
00:41:16
SinkorSwim
He did one movie that was, that was like, basically he played like a spy.
00:41:22
BARFINGLEON
Really? Really?
00:41:23
SinkorSwim
Where is it? Yeah. Yeah. He was like a baseball player that like, like it's apparently the catcher was a spy. It was like a true story.
00:41:29
BARFINGLEON
Well, look he was also in a Michael, he was in a Halloween movie.
00:41:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:41:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:41:33
Steve-O
Yeah, he was in um Halloween 4, right?
00:41:35
Steve-O
or
00:41:35
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's like, that the yeah yeah, yeah, that's true.
00:41:36
SinkorSwim
Well, yeah, but that was early in the career, right? Yeah. ah Former. So this came out in 2018. Former Major League Baseball player mo Berg goes undercover in World War II Europe for the Office of Strategic Services. Straight. they This is a straight like drama.
00:41:53
Steve-O
That's too complicated.
00:41:54
SinkorSwim
Thriller, maybe.
00:41:55
BARFINGLEON
Jesus Steve why did you pitch this to Paul Rudd you were his agent at the time
00:41:55
Steve-O
That's too complicated to win an Academy Award.
00:41:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:41:59
Steve-O
Dude, I'm sorry, dude. Paul, what you should have done, I'm sorry.
00:42:00
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:42:02
Steve-O
Let's dial it back. We need to take a look at like what Jim Carrey kind of did.
00:42:05
BARFINGLEON
oh yeah but his career path for comedians is quite fascinating and probably one of the better ones like going from making Ace Ventura to Truman Show is is what a fucking leap
00:42:07
Steve-O
Follow his route.
00:42:07
SinkorSwim
Yeah, like that's that's the...
00:42:11
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:42:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:42:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:42:20
Steve-O
And then when you're done, you just start doing little kids' comedies.
00:42:21
SinkorSwim
Considering he...
00:42:23
Steve-O
That's all you got to do.
00:42:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:42:24
Steve-O
Sonic the Hedgehog.
00:42:24
SinkorSwim
And I would say, like, considering he was, like, the guy that, like, broke through i him and, like, Robin Williams, really, you'd think it'd be a lot easier for, like, the Paul Rudds of the world, but I guess he was just like, no, just do action movies, but really one action movie.
00:42:25
BARFINGLEON
yep
00:42:39
BARFINGLEON
I think he settled too hard into the into the Marvel world, and I think that led him that pulled him out.
00:42:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:42:46
BARFINGLEON
He's done now.
00:42:47
Steve-O
The fact that Adam Sandler did it better is crazy.
00:42:47
SinkorSwim
Because it's it's kind of like
00:42:51
SinkorSwim
right Yeah, I mean, I fucking.
00:42:55
Steve-O
That's opera man.
00:42:56
BARFINGLEON
Well, like, the thing I... The problem I have with Adam Sandler is I know he can try, but he just doesn't.
00:43:03
Steve-O
right
00:43:04
BARFINGLEON
Like, that's the... That's the hatred I have with Adam Sandler is I know you have something in you.
00:43:08
SinkorSwim
hatred. Wow. Okay. ain drift
00:43:10
BARFINGLEON
ah Yeah, I really don't like him because that's, like, it's such...
00:43:13
SinkorSwim
wow okay
00:43:14
BARFINGLEON
It's such talent just thrown into the garbage because you can, because you're a pissy little baby and you...
00:43:21
Steve-O
Do you think you would be able to convince him to use his ah infinite bankroll from Netflix for good?
00:43:33
BARFINGLEON
No, that's not what it's about.
00:43:34
Steve-O
You don't think he's got that? Yeah.
00:43:36
BARFINGLEON
I think that is all about embezzling money from Netflix, which is like criminal.
00:43:39
SinkorSwim
yeah Man.
00:43:42
BARFINGLEON
And he's been doing it for a long time. Like this isn't the the first time he's done this. Like those grown up films or those budgets are so overblown because he's basically just taking his buddies to like various beautiful locales so they can have a vacation while accidentally making a movie.
00:44:00
BARFINGLEON
Like it's extremely transparent. It's fraudulent. And like, it also shows that he, he makes these other movies where he has supreme talent and he just doesn't care to carry that.
00:44:15
BARFINGLEON
Like he just throws that away, especially when he makes a movie that takes a lot of chances and nobody sees. And then he acts like a petulant asshole and goes back to making nothing like bullshit. That's the shit I hate. I really despise that in anybody.
00:44:35
BARFINGLEON
Like any creative who's like, I hate the audience so much that I'm going to make this shit just to make money. Like that's so, it's so cynical.
00:44:43
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:44:45
Steve-O
I'm gonna make a quick list because I want to get a list from both of you.
00:44:45
SinkorSwim
I mean, it kind of, yeah.
00:44:49
Steve-O
Cause right now I have two on Chris's, uh, hate dream team.
00:44:54
SinkorSwim
Man.
00:44:54
Steve-O
And i have one, if we, if I can get, if I can get three from each of you and then compare, I'm in.
00:44:55
SinkorSwim
hates Hate's strong.
00:45:03
BARFINGLEON
Oh, like hate, like as an artist.
00:45:04
SinkorSwim
Like.
00:45:05
Steve-O
So Chris, you have Jack Black,
00:45:06
BARFINGLEON
Like,
00:45:09
BARFINGLEON
yeah.
00:45:10
Steve-O
And Adam Sandler.
00:45:11
BARFINGLEON
Adam Sandler.
00:45:13
Steve-O
And you're giving up on Jack Black. So Jack Black fills up the giving up on role.
00:45:15
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's it. That's a giving up. Like I'm done. I'm done.
00:45:19
Steve-O
Adam Sandler's your hate role.
00:45:19
BARFINGLEON
Like that's my hate. Yeah.
00:45:22
Steve-O
Now, Devin, I need your hate role.
00:45:22
SinkorSwim
Ooh, okay. so i see Yeah, it's a... Okay, fair enough, fair enough. While I do like him a lot, I think he'd be a great hang. They have given up on Paul Rudd. Hate?
00:45:35
BARFINGLEON
ah Yeah, yeah. Giving up, I get, but you can't hate Paul Rudd.
00:45:37
SinkorSwim
Oh, man, that's tough because I'm trying to think of like an actor that's like relevant to me.
00:45:45
BARFINGLEON
Well, you you have very strong opinions about Sean Penn, but i don't think you i don't think you like hate him like as an actor, right?
00:45:49
SinkorSwim
i know, but he's he's like...
00:45:53
SinkorSwim
Yeah, that's the thing.
00:45:53
BARFINGLEON
like As a creative. you just don't like him as a person. That's little different.
00:45:57
SinkorSwim
um Man. ah All right. This is a little tough because i don't think he's... He's not leading man at all.
00:46:07
SinkorSwim
Like, they tried once and it didn't work. But I really just do not enjoy Justice Smith.
00:46:18
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, okay, you brought him up a few times.
00:46:19
SinkorSwim
He... I don't know. there's it's like every role heat but like Chris's hate of Adam Sandler is like not my hate of Justice Smith.
00:46:30
SinkorSwim
Like, I don't know enough about him.
00:46:30
BARFINGLEON
It's a little less deruded.
00:46:31
Steve-O
Oh.
00:46:33
BARFINGLEON
There's a lot going on there.
00:46:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I'm just saying like every to every performance I see of Justice Smith, I'm just like, God, he just acts like he's better than than what he's the material kind of like.
00:46:33
Steve-O
mr
00:46:46
SinkorSwim
But that's that's it's still tough.
00:46:48
BARFINGLEON
I'll tell you who I have an irrational hate for.
00:46:50
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:46:51
BARFINGLEON
That's easy. And that's Gwyneth Paltrow.
00:46:55
SinkorSwim
Hmm.
00:46:56
Steve-O
oh
00:46:57
BARFINGLEON
ha I think her role in Marty Supreme is closer than the truth than any other role she's ever played in any movie. I think that's really who she is.
00:47:10
BARFINGLEON
I really do. Deep down.
00:47:11
SinkorSwim
Huh.
00:47:11
BARFINGLEON
I think she's a vapid, selfish, fake.
00:47:12
SinkorSwim
Okay.
00:47:16
SinkorSwim
They do kind of like, there is some like, like that story with ah Robert Downey Jr. who's like, oh, blah, blah, blah. Like he's talking about Tom Holland.
00:47:28
SinkorSwim
She's like, oh I don't know him. She's she's like, Gwyneth, you've done like three movies of Tom Holland. Like you've met him in real life.
00:47:34
BARFINGLEON
She's just the the...
00:47:36
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah.
00:47:36
BARFINGLEON
She's got that Karen energy that just like fucking riles me.
00:47:40
SinkorSwim
She seems like she could be trouble.
00:47:43
Steve-O
doesn't she have that like brand of like goop or something
00:47:45
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that' that's also like her shitty MMS bullshit like multi-marketing scheme that she's building.
00:47:48
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:47:54
SinkorSwim
God, yeah, who's an actor I just, like, hate?
00:47:55
Steve-O
yeah that's uh can i can i can i throw somebody your way devon um
00:47:56
SinkorSwim
I don't, like...
00:47:57
BARFINGLEON
It's just so abysmal.
00:48:00
SinkorSwim
that's right Yeah, yeah. Who have I bitched about ah in all the years you've knowing me?
00:48:06
Steve-O
ah may i May I throw a possible Jared Leto option out to you? would that Would that do anything?
00:48:13
SinkorSwim
Oh, man. andan i mean, hate's, like...
00:48:14
Steve-O
Do you hate Jared Leto?
00:48:18
BARFINGLEON
Hate is kind of a strong word with You know what, Devin?
00:48:19
SinkorSwim
Like, because Chris like really set the bar high because he has like a real, like, I think what this man is doing is like fucked up.
00:48:23
Steve-O
He did. hee He's got passion. He put heat behind it.
00:48:27
SinkorSwim
um Richard Gere irritates me, but like, I don't.
00:48:33
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:48:34
SinkorSwim
the fuck
00:48:35
BARFINGLEON
I agree with you.
00:48:36
SinkorSwim
You know what Yeah, fuck it. I hate Richard Gere.
00:48:37
BARFINGLEON
i agree 100% with you. i think Richard Gere sucks.
00:48:40
SinkorSwim
What's the third criteria, Steve?
00:48:42
SinkorSwim
Because there's there's written off hate.
00:48:42
Steve-O
Okay, so right now okay so right now right now, this is interesting.
00:48:47
Steve-O
So i have one give up one give up state.
00:48:49
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, Steve, wood he what do you have?
00:48:51
Steve-O
I don't have anybody yet. I'm too busy i'm too busy interested in like you two going at it all this way.
00:48:55
BARFINGLEON
Well, I know i know Frankie Muniz is on your list.
00:48:58
Steve-O
Frankie Munez is definitely in my hate list, and now that he's got Malcolm in the middle back, it's like dave they've resurrected my ah my hate wizard.
00:48:59
SinkorSwim
moment on Oh, man, yeah.
00:49:00
BARFINGLEON
it
00:49:08
Steve-O
So I'll put him in my hate list. I can do that.
00:49:10
BARFINGLEON
Is that irrational or is that like, yeah.
00:49:11
Steve-O
It's rational. It was it was every time i would watch Malcolm in the Middle, it was everyone else carrying all the talent and then him being like, my family's so weird.
00:49:22
SinkorSwim
I truly think that's valid, though.
00:49:22
Steve-O
And then just
00:49:24
SinkorSwim
That's a valid opinion on that show.
00:49:25
BARFINGLEON
Well, my parents my parents love Malcolm in the Middle. They watch it quite a bit. And the one thing, there is one episode that kind of proposes something which I think, I agree with you, Steve, and I think even the show did a little bit too, where they think Dewey is the smartest one of them all.
00:49:41
Steve-O
Oh.
00:49:43
BARFINGLEON
Because he's like really cute, but he knows he's cute and he plays it off and he gets paid by people for nothing. Like, he's subtly the most manipulative. Like, that was a theory.
00:49:53
SinkorSwim
Oh, you know what?
00:49:55
BARFINGLEON
in one of the episodes.
00:49:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:49:56
BARFINGLEON
I thought it was fun.
00:49:56
SinkorSwim
steve See, this is a real one because he always bugged me even when I was a kid.
00:50:01
Steve-O
OK.
00:50:02
SinkorSwim
Steven Seagal.
00:50:04
BARFINGLEON
Oh, that's totally fair.
00:50:04
Steve-O
so Oh, Segal.
00:50:04
SinkorSwim
Very.
00:50:05
BARFINGLEON
I don't even think that, to be honest with you, Devin, I can't rightfully say that's a wrap.
00:50:09
SinkorSwim
No, because like my dad loved him and I just remember watching his movies and I remember watching his movies and being like,
00:50:12
BARFINGLEON
Okay. I
00:50:16
SinkorSwim
Dude, like his, they suck.
00:50:18
BARFINGLEON
i think that's fair.
00:50:19
SinkorSwim
Like these are shit compared to the, cause like he was never in trouble. He always just wipes the floor with everybody.
00:50:24
BARFINGLEON
Well, the every film he ever made was an ego project.
00:50:25
Steve-O
you yeah How do these even compare?
00:50:28
SinkorSwim
Right, right. And I'm just saying like, I remember I saw like Rumble in the Bronx and then like I fucking, I went home and my dad was watching some Seagal movie and I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Like,
00:50:40
SinkorSwim
Yeah, like, how are these both action stars? And I just remember being like,
Debate on Tron Franchise and Actor Preferences
00:50:45
SinkorSwim
yeah, I'm not a fan. And then it just turned out that he he really fucking sucked in real life.
00:50:50
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:50:51
SinkorSwim
And then, thankfully, there's there's a million stories about how much that guy sucks as well.
00:50:51
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:50:52
BARFINGLEON
It's easy, babe.
00:50:57
SinkorSwim
so i was like, okay, sick.
00:50:59
BARFINGLEON
well Well, Steve, you know, we we have actors, we we listen to actor that's like, there's legitimate dislike of something they did they did. Do you have anybody that you would, sorry, that's my dog.
00:51:09
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:51:14
BARFINGLEON
He agrees with Steven Seagal.
00:51:15
Steve-O
He agrees. he's He's with you on the Seagull pick.
00:51:16
BARFINGLEON
He hates, he fucking hates Steven Seagal. Do you have a legitimate gripe
00:51:20
SinkorSwim
Why not?
00:51:22
Steve-O
Ooh.
00:51:24
BARFINGLEON
you have a legitimate gripe with an actor
00:51:33
Steve-O
Again, i like I brought up up Jared Leto because I feel like every time I see his name attached to something, it like deters me from seeing it.
00:51:44
Steve-O
But I don't know if that's like a legitimate one.
00:51:46
BARFINGLEON
did you see morbius okay all right i'm just curious because did you see you saw we've all watched the justice league the snyder cut
00:51:48
Steve-O
No.
00:51:49
SinkorSwim
why not
00:51:50
Steve-O
I didn't see Morbius.
00:51:50
SinkorSwim
ah Why not?
00:51:51
Steve-O
I didn't see Tron.
00:51:58
Steve-O
Yeah, we watched the Snyder Cut.
00:51:59
BARFINGLEON
Which is probably the worst Jared Leto performance ever.
00:52:05
SinkorSwim
Dude, I forgot Tron like was a thing.
00:52:08
BARFINGLEON
And then Sting getting all angry at me being like, I'm not really a Tron guy anymore.
00:52:09
SinkorSwim
I like forgot that was a movie that only came out.
00:52:15
BARFINGLEON
You should like Tron.
00:52:17
SinkorSwim
dude no one should be a Tron talk about ego who who know who's the slimy salesman that keeps convincing Disney to throw money away on fucking Tron
00:52:17
Steve-O
Oh, you should be a big Tron, though.
00:52:18
BARFINGLEON
You should like Tron. And I'm like, I should! Really?
00:52:27
BARFINGLEON
I am not... i never have been of Tron. I am...
00:52:32
SinkorSwim
the coolest Tron has ever been is I this is true has been in Kingdom Hearts it's the only fucking cool thing ever about Tron ever yeah
00:52:38
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:52:41
BARFINGLEON
I think Tron is nerdier than Star Wars or Star Trek.
00:52:46
Steve-O
I think if they if they figured out Tron, they could they could knock it out of the park, but they keep fucking it up somehow.
00:52:53
SinkorSwim
No, well that's the thing. I don't, yeah.
00:52:54
BARFINGLEON
Is that... but Steve, I...
00:52:56
Steve-O
it's Dude, dude it's it's just fucking people getting sucked into a computer, which is just...
00:52:56
SinkorSwim
i
00:53:01
Steve-O
that People love things where people get sucked into the TV. People get sucked into fucking Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Like, big lasers just shooting people and putting them and in in a weird world.
00:53:12
BARFINGLEON
Listen, I think Stay Tuned is a better movie than Tron.
00:53:15
Steve-O
Stay tuned. I love stay tuned. I agree. I'm with you.
00:53:18
SinkorSwim
No, stay tuned.
00:53:19
Steve-O
I'm in there.
00:53:19
BARFINGLEON
But even that's not a good movie.
00:53:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah, dude, Shocker. Shocker is a better movie than Tron.
00:53:24
BARFINGLEON
Shocker!
00:53:25
SinkorSwim
Yeah, dude.
00:53:27
BARFINGLEON
I mean, Videodrome is maybe the best, I think, of all of this.
00:53:32
Steve-O
the best Tron like.
00:53:33
BARFINGLEON
Like, the best, like, living... There's a living television channel that eats people. Like, that's...
00:53:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:53:40
BARFINGLEON
But, like, eh... yeah i I get the concept is very interesting, but Tron has never offered any type of lore or it has ever done any world building that has been of any interest.
00:53:52
SinkorSwim
It is the definition of style over substance.
00:53:52
BARFINGLEON
Ever.
00:53:56
Steve-O
Yeah,
00:53:56
BARFINGLEON
100%. It's shallow. and i there's How can you form passion around that?
00:54:03
SinkorSwim
You know what? You know, it'd be a fun monkeys, Paul, though, if Chris, if you just for whatever reason, game trot gave Tron Aries a shot and you're like, fuck, I actually dig this concept.
00:54:11
Steve-O
that was sick, man.
00:54:12
SinkorSwim
Shit.
00:54:12
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:54:12
SinkorSwim
Like, like, I get it.
00:54:13
BARFINGLEON
I'm too old.
00:54:14
SinkorSwim
I get it. But also, fuck.
00:54:15
Steve-O
yeah
00:54:16
BARFINGLEON
I'm too old. Especially with Jared Leto.
00:54:18
SinkorSwim
Wait, Steve.
00:54:19
BARFINGLEON
Like, I agree with Steve.
00:54:19
Steve-O
me
00:54:20
BARFINGLEON
I see Jared Leto in a movie, and I am kind of, like, bleh.
00:54:22
SinkorSwim
Can, can, wait, Steve, can the third category be like, unless you have one already, but what if there was a category for actors that you shouldn't like, but you kind of do?
00:54:36
BARFINGLEON
Ooh, that's a good one.
00:54:37
Steve-O
That's, you know, i I'm all for it. I'm all for it. That's a good one.
00:54:41
BARFINGLEON
That's a very good one. um My pick is Neil Breen.
00:54:46
SinkorSwim
Oh, fuck you. That guy sucks, dude.
00:54:47
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:54:49
Steve-O
That's a good one. That's a good one.
00:54:50
BARFINGLEON
I'm sorry. im makes me laugh.
00:54:53
SinkorSwim
I would, I would say up until 20, nevermind.
00:54:59
Steve-O
you
00:55:01
SinkorSwim
Uh, I have, i have a, oh man. So I have one that will get me in trouble and I have one that will get me in trouble with you guys.
00:55:12
Steve-O
Do it. Do both of them.
00:55:13
SinkorSwim
ah So one is up until a very certain a event with Kevin Spacey.
00:55:17
BARFINGLEON
Kevin Spacey.
00:55:19
Steve-O
Oh, no.
00:55:21
SinkorSwim
Listen, the guy's super good at acting.
00:55:23
BARFINGLEON
a
00:55:24
SinkorSwim
If we just forget... If we just stop at... If we stop at K-Pax, I think we can all be like, that's pretty dope.
00:55:28
BARFINGLEON
I know. I know. I love l LA Confidential. He's wonderful in that movie.
00:55:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah. um
00:55:34
BARFINGLEON
I mean, I'm not stupid.
00:55:34
SinkorSwim
No, but the the other is probably like a... I'm going to say...
00:55:42
SinkorSwim
The year before... Uh, fucking, oh my God. now I'm blanking on his name.
00:55:52
SinkorSwim
Uh, who played, uh, the year before Paul Walker died, Vin Diesel.
00:56:00
BARFINGLEON
yeah
00:56:01
SinkorSwim
Uh, after that, he, he kind of, he like, like, ah, I don't know.
00:56:01
BARFINGLEON
like fast four when he died fast was it fast five fast it was fast it was be he said dead paul walker is his favorite actor
00:56:06
Steve-O
Paul Walker? You're putting Paul Walker on unless of the Vin Diesel.
00:56:08
SinkorSwim
No, no, no. I'm saying na no, no, no. Paul. I'm saying Vin Diesel. But like after Paul Walker died, he kind of just fell into like the shit, right? He just, he just, but like, I just, I'm a sucker for those Riddick movies, man.
00:56:24
SinkorSwim
And I really like that he was like the type of guy that's like, I'll put my fucking house up to make this Chronicles of Riddick movie. And I'm like, that's pretty dope. I can't be mad at that.
00:56:35
Steve-O
That's fair.
00:56:36
SinkorSwim
And I dig the shit that he did with Groot. Like, I like that he was, like, insistent that he just does Groot in every language. Like, I don't know. I'm like, yeah, that's pretty sick.
00:56:48
SinkorSwim
That's pretty dope. After Paul after if paul Walker dies, he it seems like he kind of went a little crazy, but that's ah that's probably where i I'd safely say him instead of Kevin Spacey.
00:57:07
Steve-O
Oh, you know what? i'm I'm putting a good list together because I'm i'm thinking of people I hate.
00:57:09
SinkorSwim
Okay.
00:57:11
Steve-O
um
00:57:12
SinkorSwim
Ooh, okay.
00:57:13
Steve-O
Because I got catch up to you guys. You guys already got a pretty good list put ahead.
00:57:16
SinkorSwim
Alright. Yeah, Chris, do you have somebody that you shouldn't like?
00:57:19
BARFINGLEON
I told you it was Neil Breen.
00:57:21
SinkorSwim
No!
00:57:22
SinkorSwim
Fuck! No! No!
00:57:22
Steve-O
you'll bring that du That's a slam dunk.
00:57:23
BARFINGLEON
I fucking mean it, dude.
00:57:25
SinkorSwim
Oh, that makes me hate you, dude.
00:57:26
BARFINGLEON
I see him in a movie. I'm laughing my...
00:57:27
SinkorSwim
That makes me mad at you.
00:57:29
BARFINGLEON
I'm laughing my ass off.
00:57:30
Steve-O
okay. Okay. You know what
00:57:31
BARFINGLEON
Mm-hmm.
00:57:32
Steve-O
I'm going to catch up with you guys real quick. I don't think I have a give up. I don't think I have a give up, but right now I have these lists. Okay. so I have Frankie Muniz for hate.
00:57:44
Steve-O
I don't know if this counts, but Bill Maher hate that guy. He was in DC cab, uh, James Corden.
00:57:49
SinkorSwim
Oh, okay, okay, okay. I thought that was that i thought that was guy you should can't help but like.
00:57:53
BARFINGLEON
You know what, Steve? I'm sorry. I'm i'm vetoing Bill Maher.
00:57:56
Steve-O
You're vetoing Bill Maher. Okay.
00:57:58
BARFINGLEON
He's in one fucking...
00:57:58
Steve-O
Okay. Can I give you real actors then? I'll give you real actors.
00:58:01
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me something.
00:58:02
Steve-O
All right. Cause like James Corden also not a real actor.
00:58:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
00:58:05
BARFINGLEON
I give you that over Bill Maher.
00:58:05
Steve-O
Um,
00:58:07
Steve-O
Okay, that's fair. He was in Cats. ah I would say Jonah Hill.
00:58:11
SinkorSwim
Ugh.
00:58:15
BARFINGLEON
Ooh.
00:58:16
SinkorSwim
As in you hate Jonah Hill or?
00:58:16
Steve-O
I... I just... Every time I see, like, Jonah Hill, the person, on like, an interview, he seems like he hates everyone.
00:58:25
SinkorSwim
He does seem very
00:58:29
BARFINGLEON
yeah He's a really mean-spirited person.
00:58:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:58:32
BARFINGLEON
That's what he's like, right?
00:58:33
Steve-O
And I thought, like, you know, you watch, what is that, Superbad, and you're like, oh, he's, you know, look at him.
00:58:33
BARFINGLEON
Like he...
00:58:39
Steve-O
He's just like ah he's like like a real-life Cartman. And, like, while he's been in some great movies,
00:58:45
BARFINGLEON
I think this is the end. It's really... They nailed him in that.
00:58:49
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:58:50
Steve-O
bake they knocked it out of the park with him.
00:58:51
BARFINGLEON
I think that, like...
00:58:51
SinkorSwim
and he's but And he's like, he's annoyingly talented too.
00:58:52
BARFINGLEON
Huh.
00:58:54
SinkorSwim
So like like he crushes it.
00:58:55
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah.
00:58:56
BARFINGLEON
He's like sick reference, bro. Like this response. That is so mean to like in public to say someone.
00:59:06
Steve-O
Like, he's talented, but, like, man, I'm just like, oh, this is somebody, like, I know who would suck.
00:59:11
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
00:59:12
SinkorSwim
Okay. No, that's.
00:59:12
Steve-O
And then I also have Gal Gadot because she's the worst.
00:59:16
BARFINGLEON
Oh, good one.
00:59:17
SinkorSwim
Ooh.
00:59:17
Steve-O
She's just – she can't act.
00:59:18
BARFINGLEON
That is a good one.
00:59:20
Steve-O
And then a person that I should hate but I can't, that's Kevin James.
00:59:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah, she's... I think...
00:59:27
Steve-O
I'm sorry. Dude.
00:59:28
BARFINGLEON
You can't be real with you, Steve.
00:59:30
Steve-O
Paul Blart Mall Cop, man. Dude, like, I don't know.
00:59:37
SinkorSwim
ah think
00:59:38
BARFINGLEON
I'm going be real up front with you. I think that Kevin James is worse than Neil Breen.
00:59:44
SinkorSwim
yeah
00:59:45
Steve-O
You know what?
00:59:45
BARFINGLEON
i I really, I'm going to be up front with you.
00:59:47
Steve-O
That's fair. That's fair.
00:59:49
BARFINGLEON
going be up front.
00:59:50
Steve-O
I think...
00:59:50
SinkorSwim
if i if this was like ah If this was like a sinker-swin scenario, I think I would actually probably say that about Adam Sandler, just to save him from Chris's ire.
00:59:52
Steve-O
No.
00:59:59
Steve-O
ah
01:00:01
SinkorSwim
Like, listen,
Film Criticism: Cult Classics and Underrated Movies
01:00:02
SinkorSwim
man, Happy Gilmore 2 is watchable. I don't know what you want me to say. But...
01:00:10
BARFINGLEON
You know i feel? Money. He's getting paid.
01:00:13
Steve-O
Money.
01:00:13
BARFINGLEON
He's getting paid.
01:00:13
Steve-O
money came He's getting big just like Kevin James and Neil Breen.
01:00:14
BARFINGLEON
It's all matters.
01:00:14
SinkorSwim
Listen, the man got the bag.
01:00:17
BARFINGLEON
I don't think so with Neil Breen.
01:00:18
SinkorSwim
I think Neil Breen's not really...
01:00:20
Steve-O
Yeah, Neil Breen. He's eating big beans in the back of his trunk.
01:00:21
BARFINGLEON
That's why I respect Neil Breen.
01:00:23
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:00:24
BARFINGLEON
I respect Neil Breen.
01:00:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah, that man just sucks for love of the game, dude.
01:00:27
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's for real.
01:00:27
SinkorSwim
He's just...
01:00:28
BARFINGLEON
For real, dog.
01:00:29
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah. Adam Sandler will do a shitty movie because he knows it's going to get like... It's going to go into that account in the Cayman Islands.
01:00:36
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:00:38
BARFINGLEON
Exactly.
01:00:38
SinkorSwim
Nah, Neil Breen's was like, nah, I'm going just suck just for the vibes.
01:00:41
BARFINGLEON
won be for real and be shitty as fuck all of the time get lazier and lazier
01:00:43
SinkorSwim
I'll fucking just stink for good.
01:00:47
SinkorSwim
look
01:00:49
Steve-O
for love of the game.
01:00:50
SinkorSwim
yeah Yeah, no, I hate Neil Breen. Let's change it. I hate that.
01:00:53
Steve-O
Dude, let's just do all green screen, man. and All green scheme for this last one.
01:00:57
SinkorSwim
That's like that. That truly is one where I'm like, I don't think it's funny. I don't get it. I don't appreciate it. like i'm a I'm a brat when it comes to Neil Breen.
01:01:04
BARFINGLEON
okay you're not the only one you're not the only one alright
01:01:07
SinkorSwim
Good, good. There should be more of us, frankly.
01:01:09
BARFINGLEON
There are more. I get it. He's divisive figure.
01:01:12
SinkorSwim
That fucking sucks, dude.
01:01:13
BARFINGLEON
He's like Christ in that way.
01:01:17
SinkorSwim
ah Oh, what?
01:01:18
BARFINGLEON
You know what
01:01:19
Steve-O
are So those are our hate dream teams, I guess.
01:01:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah.
01:01:21
BARFINGLEON
I mean?
01:01:23
SinkorSwim
All right. Fair enough.
01:01:25
Steve-O
Who did you say? Neil Breen?
01:01:27
BARFINGLEON
I said Neil Brie, bitch!
01:01:28
Steve-O
Okay, for a second I was like, you said Tom Green or Neil Breen?
01:01:31
BARFINGLEON
Wow. Throw Tom Green in there, too.
01:01:33
SinkorSwim
This is the Neil Breen show. It's not the Breen Neil.
01:01:36
Steve-O
As like somebody you hate or somebody you you love.
01:01:36
BARFINGLEON
Froden. I love Tom Green.
01:01:39
Steve-O
Tom Green,
01:01:40
BARFINGLEON
I've always loved Tom Green.
01:01:41
Steve-O
The show was fun.
01:01:41
SinkorSwim
Ooh, Tom Green.
01:01:42
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:01:42
Steve-O
Fucking Freddy Got Fingered is ridiculous.
01:01:43
BARFINGLEON
I can't. Freddy Got Fingers is wonderful. It's a wonderful movie.
01:01:47
Steve-O
That's so good.
01:01:48
BARFINGLEON
It's on Criterion.
01:01:49
Steve-O
Should be.
01:01:50
SinkorSwim
Is it really?
01:01:51
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, dude.
01:01:52
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:01:53
BARFINGLEON
yeah
01:01:54
SinkorSwim
That's a movie I'm pretty confident. I don't think that holds up.
01:01:58
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. um You know what? Okay. I know what I'm doing next week.
01:02:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah, all right.
01:02:03
Steve-O
You know what? Hold on.
01:02:04
SinkorSwim
Do it.
01:02:04
Steve-O
Okay. So we didn't do March badness yet.
01:02:05
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:02:05
BARFINGLEON
Dial it in.
01:02:08
Steve-O
There's a part of me that wants to do like a reverse March badness for Chris, where we are choosing movies that were considered stinkers.
01:02:08
SinkorSwim
but
01:02:19
Steve-O
but like they're actually kind of like little hidden gems.
01:02:20
BARFINGLEON
are actually quite good. They're underrated. Hidden gems.
01:02:24
Steve-O
maybe maybe Maybe we do one where you actually have to pick the best of the stinkers.
01:02:24
BARFINGLEON
Oh.
01:02:28
BARFINGLEON
Oh, like nothing to lose.
01:02:31
SinkorSwim
Chris, i I'm going to tell you right now, Chronicles of Riddick.
01:02:35
BARFINGLEON
i like Chronicles of Riddick.
01:02:35
SinkorSwim
Fuck!
01:02:36
Steve-O
It's got to be, wait, it's got to be below 50%.
01:02:37
BARFINGLEON
I'm not going to... I'll be real with you. i like Chronicles Riddick. I like Pitch Black. I think they're both great movies.
01:02:45
Steve-O
Chronicles of Riddick, is that below 50%?
01:02:46
BARFINGLEON
Full stop. i think I think Chronicles Riddick is better than Pitch Black.
01:02:52
SinkorSwim
Man, maybe.
01:02:53
BARFINGLEON
I think it's a better movie.
01:02:54
SinkorSwim
i just like i just think it's really cool that like Pitch Black is like a movie, but it's just got this crazy side character in it. He's just like, again, like almost in his own movie within a movie.
01:03:05
BARFINGLEON
What's...
01:03:08
BARFINGLEON
It's his best performance.
01:03:12
SinkorSwim
you remember when he killed that alien?
01:03:12
BARFINGLEON
Hands down.
01:03:13
SinkorSwim
He's like, Rob Post, who to fuck with? And I was like, this is the sickest shit I've ever seen.
01:03:17
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, of course. Everybody, I was blown away.
01:03:18
Steve-O
Chronicles of Riddick?
01:03:20
BARFINGLEON
I think everybody in Hollywood was blown away with that. And he just never got, he never got close.
01:03:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah. every but Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, everyone.
01:03:23
Steve-O
Everybody.
01:03:28
BARFINGLEON
I'm serious. No, no, no. I'm being real. Like, same part Ryan, sure. Like, he was in a Spielberg movie. That's always a bump. But like, seeing him in pitch black take over that movie. Like, what else is memorable outside of his performance and those aliens?
01:03:44
BARFINGLEON
Like, it's, let's be for real.
01:03:46
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:03:47
BARFINGLEON
so yeah I think it it made him more popular.
01:03:53
SinkorSwim
Steve, where's ah where his Chronicles of Riddick?
01:03:53
BARFINGLEON
Definitely.
01:03:55
Steve-O
38.
01:03:55
Steve-O
It's got a 38 on Metacritic.
01:03:57
SinkorSwim
38 now. Yeah.
01:03:59
Steve-O
So that could, if we did a we did an invert.
01:03:59
SinkorSwim
But, see but christ yeah.
01:04:01
BARFINGLEON
That would be an easy layup for me.
01:04:03
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:04:03
BARFINGLEON
I like that.
01:04:04
SinkorSwim
that's Yeah. its Chris is ah confirmed. Loves it. He's a...
01:04:07
Steve-O
Love of the game.
01:04:10
BARFINGLEON
there's There's a few easy layups out there that are below 50 for me.
01:04:18
BARFINGLEON
I mean, Rotten Tomatoes is, especially movies past like 1990, they're wrong a lot.
01:04:18
Steve-O
I'm gonna...
01:04:18
SinkorSwim
I can think of... it
01:04:23
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:04:28
BARFINGLEON
Let's be real.
01:04:29
SinkorSwim
Red tomatoes. It wasn't, didn't get invented to like 2004. Yeah.
01:04:33
BARFINGLEON
Because like, you just did Roger Ebert hated the thing. Like, let's be real.
01:04:38
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:04:39
Steve-O
You couldn't aggregate movies at that time, like reviews, which is. People were just, you know, you'd find like the most famous reviewer in your area or whoever was in your newspaper, and it would be like, oh, man, look at that. The Times said that a better calls, not better calls all ah Uncle Buck stinker.
01:05:00
Steve-O
And then you wouldn't see Uncle Buck.
01:05:04
Steve-O
Which is fucking criminal as a goddamn crime.
01:05:05
SinkorSwim
Yeah. most and night Now you got me looking up underrated movies.
01:05:10
Steve-O
I think, and you know what? it It doesn't follow the rule I just established of below 50%. It's one point higher, and that's the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
01:05:21
BARFINGLEON
What?
01:05:21
SinkorSwim
Oh.
01:05:22
Steve-O
That's a 51%.
01:05:23
BARFINGLEON
you kidding me?
01:05:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:05:27
SinkorSwim
I wish there was... like There's no way to do it, right? But it's like... What if there was just like a way to just like make all reviewers re-review a movie like listen we just gotta get these numbers up we gotta we gotta just
01:05:41
Steve-O
You got release the 4K 3D version in theaters.
01:05:45
BARFINGLEON
You know, it's a movie that that was... Oh, people love that Never mind. i was like
01:05:50
SinkorSwim
what oh what was your book that wait is that the one with the ants like the the the bugs and shit
01:05:52
BARFINGLEON
I was looking up matinee, the John Goodman movie.
01:05:54
Steve-O
Oh.
01:05:56
BARFINGLEON
i always thought that was pan back when it came out, but no, that's 93% on Rotten Tomatoes. No, that's the John Goodman movie about the interactive theater that he built in the 1950s.
01:06:09
BARFINGLEON
So he would air movies like B-movies and have like real giant or fake ants that would come out during the movie.
01:06:09
SinkorSwim
Yeah,
01:06:17
SinkorSwim
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
01:06:18
Steve-O
Yeah, he was he was trying to do like, ah that was like his first like kind of like touch into the drama world a little bit, andt wasn't it?
01:06:18
SinkorSwim
Bug movies. Okay.
01:06:24
Steve-O
Or no?
01:06:25
SinkorSwim
You know what?
01:06:25
BARFINGLEON
it was It was Joe Dante and yeah yeah John Goodman.
01:06:25
SinkorSwim
ah
01:06:27
Steve-O
Oh, Joe, okay. Yeah, never mind.
01:06:29
BARFINGLEON
It was sort of a comedy. Sort of not. It was sort of dramatic.
01:06:32
SinkorSwim
You know what? I can't, I can't stand on this.
01:06:34
Steve-O
Joe, Dante's love.
01:06:35
BARFINGLEON
It was during the Cuban Missile Crisis.
01:06:36
SinkorSwim
I can't.
01:06:38
BARFINGLEON
right I think that was like the big thing.
01:06:39
SinkorSwim
and and like I'm going to do my own research here. So, Chris, I can't stand on this because I haven't seen it. But I just said, give me some some great 2000 movies. Like, movies in the 2000s that a little underrated and you might have forgotten about.
01:06:55
SinkorSwim
This guy says 12 Rounds starring John Cena.
01:07:01
BARFINGLEON
12 rounds?
01:07:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah, starring John Cena. 2009. 31 on Rotten Tomatoes.
01:07:07
SinkorSwim
thirty oneranten tomatoes I don't know. i know.
01:07:13
BARFINGLEON
WWE Studios.
01:07:15
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah.
01:07:16
BARFINGLEON
Okay. He's a New Orleans police detective forced to play a deadly game by criminal mastermind he previously captured who kidnaps his fiance and makes him complete 12 near impossible tasks to save her life.
01:07:30
BARFINGLEON
It's like the story of Hercules.
01:07:32
SinkorSwim
ah Do those labors, Mike.
01:07:32
Steve-O
Oh.
01:07:34
BARFINGLEON
And it's directed by Rennie Harlan, notable pedophile.
01:07:37
SinkorSwim
Oh, no. Is that true?
01:07:39
Steve-O
Oh.
01:07:39
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Yeah.
01:07:40
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:07:41
Steve-O
oh
01:07:43
BARFINGLEON
But I'll watch it.
01:07:43
SinkorSwim
Man. i Like I said, I started this with i can't stand all this. I haven't seen it. ah What about Biker Boys?
01:07:50
BARFINGLEON
If I'm... Yeah, like...
01:07:53
SinkorSwim
great but Now I'm just thinking.
01:07:54
BARFINGLEON
Biker Boys.
01:07:56
SinkorSwim
Torque?
01:07:58
BARFINGLEON
Twerk.
01:07:59
Steve-O
Crystal loves torque.
01:08:00
SinkorSwim
Torque.
01:08:02
BARFINGLEON
I guess I gotta to get into Twerk, don't I?
01:08:04
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:08:04
Steve-O
Gotta we get real big into the torque scene.
01:08:06
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, the 2000s. That's a little rougher, I think.
01:08:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Oh, Raffer.
01:08:09
BARFINGLEON
and that's That's rough. Oh, good. That's when it starts getting like below 50 is legitimately stupid and forgettable.
01:08:14
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I don't...
01:08:14
Steve-O
Getting a little dicey.
01:08:18
SinkorSwim
Well, Chris, did have you watched anything this week? Just the kind of...
01:08:23
BARFINGLEON
Well,
TV Series Excitement: Invincible and The Boys
01:08:24
BARFINGLEON
I did. um i watched Invincible, the newest episode this week.
01:08:25
SinkorSwim
Okay. Okay.
01:08:27
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:08:27
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:08:28
BARFINGLEON
um It is getting fucking real in Invincible.
01:08:32
SinkorSwim
Getting real? or i'm I'm still behind. I'm still behind, but...
01:08:35
BARFINGLEON
um shit Shit just got real. I gotta say the Conquest fight, second one, highlight definitely um that was fucking ridiculous anytime Conquest is in Invincible I feel like that's I yeah like he's such a fucking insane character it's just so and like hearing him talk and the things he says like about Mark and about how like they didn't never gave me a name they just said they just called me Conquest and
01:08:52
SinkorSwim
You stand up. You lean in.
01:09:03
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:09:13
BARFINGLEON
Like I am alone.
01:09:13
SinkorSwim
yeah He's a crazy...
01:09:14
BARFINGLEON
Nobody.
01:09:15
SinkorSwim
I will say, it's like to me, I really...
01:09:15
BARFINGLEON
well
01:09:18
SinkorSwim
Even though Ryan Otley did the art for the entirety of that, I really feel like the Conquest stuff is like... He was on another...
01:09:29
SinkorSwim
In the comic, right? He was on another...
01:09:30
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:31
SinkorSwim
He was putting out his best work.
01:09:33
BARFINGLEON
Absolutely.
01:09:33
SinkorSwim
Truly, I think. I think the Conquest stuff was so good.
01:09:36
BARFINGLEON
i think Conquets might be the ah Robert Kirkman's best villain. Like in in hindsight, like he's, he straddles because I think invincible, he's sort of like Negan, right?
01:09:42
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:09:49
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:09:49
BARFINGLEON
Like he's the, the, he's the point in the comic where things get real and you're faced with this charismatic, but insane human being that has no morals or ethics and,
01:09:50
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Fair.
01:10:03
BARFINGLEON
But I just feel like Conquest is so better realized because of the the context in which he's in. like Especially, i think, with the show, even.
01:10:14
BARFINGLEON
Because the a lot of people rag the animation quite a bit. And I'm one of those people who say, like no, that you're not getting it. you're not You don't understand what's going on if you don't like the animation. The animation is supposed to look...
01:10:29
BARFINGLEON
like superman the animated show from the it's supposed to look idealistic and plain kind of simple and the gore is supposed to really shock you out of that that's the whole fucking idea and when there ever there is gore in the show it's highly detailed compared to the rest of the animation
01:10:42
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:10:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:10:56
BARFINGLEON
that's legitimately a purpose. They're doing that on purpose. And it, the conquest fight, the second one, especially is so, it's so visceral.
01:11:07
BARFINGLEON
ah
01:11:08
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's...
01:11:09
BARFINGLEON
Like what?
01:11:09
SinkorSwim
it's a
01:11:10
BARFINGLEON
I don't know if you know what happened, but it's just terrifying.
01:11:14
SinkorSwim
I've kind of, because I've seen, read and seen the first Conquest fight like three times, like in terms of like rereading and rewatching and and stuff like that. It's kind of the only part I remember.
01:11:24
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I've watched that a bunch on YouTube.
01:11:26
SinkorSwim
um it's It's such a good, good, good shit.
01:11:27
BARFINGLEON
I've seen that a lot.
01:11:30
BARFINGLEON
and The voice acting is so good.
01:11:33
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:11:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:11:34
BARFINGLEON
It's, like, incredible.
01:11:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:11:37
BARFINGLEON
um Yeah, and in the second fight, it's just such a... It's, like, a juxtaposition of that, too. You know, i don't want to give too much away. But now...
01:11:49
BARFINGLEON
but now we've progressed to a point where it's like a point of no return. Like you're, we're at the point in the video game where they're like, you, you're going to the last part. Do you, are you sure? Have you saved?
01:12:06
SinkorSwim
You're right. Yeah, yeah.
01:12:06
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:12:07
SinkorSwim
Just so you know, this is the point of no return.
01:12:07
BARFINGLEON
Like the, yeah, 1 million percent. And, um, it's starting to feel like there's stakes and like stakes are really high.
01:12:19
BARFINGLEON
and the, the,
01:12:20
SinkorSwim
But Chris, they made Tech Jacket a girl, and I hate that.
01:12:24
BARFINGLEON
ah
01:12:24
Steve-O
Oh, he hates that though, Chris.
01:12:25
SinkorSwim
I hate that.
01:12:28
BARFINGLEON
I don't know. seems really cool. i love I love the fact that she's like interfacing like her father is guiding her on her missions.
01:12:32
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:12:40
BARFINGLEON
I didn't know that was a thing. i didn't i stopped reading this for way too soon.
01:12:45
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
01:12:45
BARFINGLEON
I was dumb.
01:12:45
SinkorSwim
i ah i got the I got the three omnibuses, Chris.
01:12:46
BARFINGLEON
was dumb. ah
01:12:51
BARFINGLEON
I gotta i gotta i gotta but reread them. Because this show, I think, is wonderful.
01:12:54
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:12:56
BARFINGLEON
And I think it's really well produced. And it's... There are some episodes, obviously, that are better than others. Like the Voltramite Scourge episode of the season.
01:13:10
BARFINGLEON
It's just so... it's It's a visual masterpiece. Like, it's so dark, too.
01:13:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:13:17
BARFINGLEON
It's the darkest shit ever. Um... Yeah, yeah, it's just the show is is wonderful, and I've never, ever been disappointed with it.
01:13:29
SinkorSwim
It kind of it like like, yeah. like And I'll be honest. If there's one thing I just don't ever take stock of, unless it's truly outrageously bad, are people complaining about like animation quality.
01:13:29
BARFINGLEON
I'll be real.
01:13:43
SinkorSwim
Um,
01:13:43
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yeah.
01:13:44
SinkorSwim
Anime fans are the worst with that, right? Um,
01:13:47
BARFINGLEON
It's really so it's so evident that people do not understand stylistic choices anymore.
01:13:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah, and like sure, I guess it could look a little bit better, especially when you compare it like some of the top stuff. But it's like, I've never watched an episode of Invincible and been like, this looks bad.
01:14:10
SinkorSwim
Like, yeah, I just I've never done it.
01:14:11
BARFINGLEON
Nope, never.
01:14:13
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah, so it's just something where I just haven't really put too much stock into it because only the the freaks are really sweating that stuff.
01:14:27
SinkorSwim
Because I've never been like, oh, yeah, this looks a garbage.
01:14:29
BARFINGLEON
I also watched another Amazon prime show this week, and that was the boys.
01:14:36
SinkorSwim
ah Yeah, yes, there's a.
01:14:37
Steve-O
Oh yeah, boys is winding down, right?
01:14:37
BARFINGLEON
The first, first two episodes of season five, the last season of the boys premiered on Amazon prime.
01:14:43
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:14:45
BARFINGLEON
Um, really liked it.
01:14:49
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's it's solid to ah solid two episodes.
01:14:53
BARFINGLEON
They brought, you know, they brought back somebody I love. I am not I'm under no. hope
01:14:59
SinkorSwim
ah the The big mountain man who...
01:15:02
BARFINGLEON
I just I just that character and the actor is it's perfect.
01:15:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:15:06
BARFINGLEON
And it's called see talk telling somebody's mouth is a cum bucket.
01:15:07
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:15:13
BARFINGLEON
You know, it was like shut your cum bucket.
01:15:14
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:15:14
BARFINGLEON
Like that's a great line.
01:15:15
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:15:17
BARFINGLEON
um And he initially was some was worried that Homelander brought him back because he wanted to fuck him.
01:15:25
SinkorSwim
you is this a weird sex thing? He's like, no.
01:15:28
BARFINGLEON
It's like an incest there.
01:15:29
SinkorSwim
He's like, why am I in your bedroom?
01:15:29
BARFINGLEON
something I just love that. I love soldier boy.
01:15:36
SinkorSwim
God, yeah.
01:15:36
BARFINGLEON
I really do.
01:15:36
SinkorSwim
And like, I i i truly love Garth Ennis.
01:15:38
BARFINGLEON
I love that. This
01:15:41
SinkorSwim
I do. um But like, so much better.
01:15:43
BARFINGLEON
is so much better. Yeah.
01:15:46
SinkorSwim
Because like, i don't know if you remember, like Soldier your Boy is just like, It's a throwaway joke, right? It's just a throwaway Captain America gag.
01:15:52
BARFINGLEON
Yep. I remember.
01:15:55
SinkorSwim
um And it's like, it's an odd statement to make considering like the whole point of the boys conceptually, but like the MCU truly made that show better because it's like, no, like we have to make like Captain America is dope.
01:15:55
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:16:07
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:16:11
SinkorSwim
People love Captain America. Let's like give this character some real, wait and yeah and just like do something with it instead of just being a throwaway like pisses his pants and then gets like his fucking head kicked in
01:16:16
BARFINGLEON
Like real America energy.
01:16:24
BARFINGLEON
One of my favorite lines of his was when Huey was like, it was in the fourth season and he he's talking to him and he's like, well, we can track the Bluetooth through the wifi that he was using. We just need to triangulate the IP address. He's like, you're making those words up.
01:16:39
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:16:42
Steve-O
I've
01:16:42
BARFINGLEON
He's so confident.
01:16:44
SinkorSwim
He's always like, usually if you say one more fucking weird thing comes out of your mouth, it would beat the shit out of you. because because you just hate He just hates and doesn't understand anything that's happening.
01:16:55
BARFINGLEON
these bennies is what we used when we dropped into Normandy. We're all jacked up to our gills. It's so funny.
01:17:05
SinkorSwim
and oh Yeah, it's it's just, ah it's always enjoyable.
01:17:11
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:17:11
SinkorSwim
And, yeah.
01:17:12
BARFINGLEON
I, I, I, think the, um, the timeliness of a lot of it too, like whether it was intentional or not, it, it feels very, uh,
01:17:24
BARFINGLEON
scary watching it
01:17:26
SinkorSwim
So apparently, i don't know how much of this I believe, but they state that they um wrote the, like the finale, the ending of this show was written before the second election.
01:17:41
BARFINGLEON
yeah yeah well they're nailing it all right and it's terrifying
01:17:42
SinkorSwim
So they're like, Oh man. Yeah.
01:17:48
SinkorSwim
I know. well
01:17:53
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, the whole camp, like, oh, you'll love camp. Like, but that's what they're telling the starlighters.
01:17:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:17:59
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, it's it's brutal. um Yeah, and the the the death that occurred was pretty cool. Like, i liked i like the last choice that he made.
01:18:09
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah. Uh,
01:18:15
BARFINGLEON
i don't know if you know what I'm talking about, though.
01:18:15
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I thought that was... um And again, i don't know if you remember the comic, but like it was it was just like, he just kicks his head off in issue nine.
01:18:18
BARFINGLEON
It was apt.
01:18:30
SinkorSwim
you know And just like what they do with that character, with those characters in general, is just...
01:18:30
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Yeah, I do remember that.
01:18:36
BARFINGLEON
So much better. It's like layers on layers, like race and being superhero.
01:18:37
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:18:41
SinkorSwim
I don't...
01:18:43
BARFINGLEON
What does that mean? Yeah, there's a lot of
01:18:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah, it's like they've done such a good job that I am tempted to give Preacher another shot.
01:18:58
SinkorSwim
But I don't know.
01:19:02
Steve-O
How many seasons did Preacher make it?
01:19:02
SinkorSwim
Because it was like five seasons, dude, like Preacher.
01:19:04
BARFINGLEON
What?
01:19:06
Steve-O
Five seasons?
01:19:07
BARFINGLEON
I think it was i don't think it was that many.
01:19:08
SinkorSwim
How many? All right. How many seasons of?
01:19:11
BARFINGLEON
Three? Was it three?
01:19:14
SinkorSwim
Seasons of Preacher are there. Four. Okay, four.
01:19:19
BARFINGLEON
Four.
01:19:19
Steve-O
right.
01:19:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah, four seasons.
01:19:21
BARFINGLEON
That's a lot.
01:19:22
SinkorSwim
to do that is That is...
01:19:22
Steve-O
I didn't realize it like made it that long.
01:19:24
SinkorSwim
Considering that was... And listen, just for context, Preacher is my favorite... It's probably still like my favorite comic story.
01:19:34
BARFINGLEON
Is it really?
01:19:36
BARFINGLEON
Wow.
01:19:37
SinkorSwim
start the finish like i just i just really love it. And... Yes, there's some down points, and yes, it probably doesn't age the best, but just, like, conceptually, like, I love, you know, those characters. I love ah fucking...
01:19:57
SinkorSwim
ah Oh, my God. I love it, but I can't think of anybody's fucking names because I'm an idiot. um But, like, I love the main character. I love Cassidy. I love...
01:20:08
SinkorSwim
You know, Tulip. I love Jesse. You know, Jesse Cassidy, Tulip. um Her star, I think, is a great kind of villain.
01:20:17
BARFINGLEON
He is a wonderful villain.
01:20:17
SinkorSwim
The whole saying of killer stuff. Like, it's so goddamn good. um And kind of pure and simple. And I knew it. I said, I'm not going to like this. And I made it maybe two, maybe three episodes in. And i was like, I just i just can't.
01:20:33
SinkorSwim
I just can't do it. And then I just kind of hard quit. And then it just i I let it go. i wasn't even going to be mad about it. I just kind of let it exist. And then it ran for four seasons. And it apparently he's liked.
01:20:49
SinkorSwim
I don't know. Right? um But...
01:20:56
SinkorSwim
don't know, man.
01:20:57
Steve-O
It's secret of the ooze.
01:20:59
SinkorSwim
It's... Yeah. You're right, Steve. It's not. It's no... There's no Toka, no Rezar, so how can I like it?
01:21:15
SinkorSwim
Let see, what else? ah
01:21:20
SinkorSwim
I'm at a point with Daredevil where I actually can't remember if I watched the newest episode.
01:21:25
Steve-O
Yeah, i still have not watched any new episodes outside of that first.
01:21:28
SinkorSwim
It's not a good thing, I guess.
01:21:30
Steve-O
I, you know, like there is like excitement, like there is an excitement that it's there, but I just.
01:21:39
SinkorSwim
No, dude, it's solid.
01:21:40
Steve-O
I don't have drive.
01:21:40
SinkorSwim
It's good. It's good. It's solid. It's it's worth watching. It's just...
01:21:47
Steve-O
It's not must see.
01:21:50
SinkorSwim
Not yet. Not yet. And I truly think, like, it will be at the end of the day. Like, yeah, dude, definitely. It's it's a really good show. It's solid.
01:22:00
SinkorSwim
But what are you going to do? ah You know ah you know what I did finish um getting out of out of movies and TV shows.
01:22:10
SinkorSwim
I beat Sons of Sparta or as Jenny called it, Buff Boys, which took me...
01:22:13
Steve-O
Oh, sweet.
01:22:16
BARFINGLEON
Buff boys!
01:22:17
Steve-O
Oh, boys.
01:22:18
BARFINGLEON
Look at these buff boys!
01:22:19
SinkorSwim
i didn't like that. It took me way too long to figure out what she was talking about.
01:22:20
BARFINGLEON
Got
01:22:21
Steve-O
full of boys.
01:22:22
SinkorSwim
thought she was talking about me and my dog. She's like, oh, how...
01:22:25
Steve-O
Well, you know, it may be a little bit of column A, column B.
01:22:26
SinkorSwim
my No. She's like, no. I was referring to this video game where you played as buff children and I was like... Oh, fuck.
01:22:35
Steve-O
Oh.
01:22:35
SinkorSwim
Why did you say that?
01:22:37
BARFINGLEON
him.
01:22:37
SinkorSwim
um Some Spiderman. I was hot on it. as I was very high on it last week. Still pretty high on it.
01:22:49
SinkorSwim
But as I beat it, um I think, you know, I had some like kind of like. technical issues and stuff like that. Just in the sense of just like the mechanics are kind of shallow deeper than you think, but still not as deep as it should be.
01:23:01
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:23:04
SinkorSwim
um And then ah I beat the game and I was like, oh, there must be a cool end game. And like there really wasn't. It was just like stuff I apparently easily missed because like I just didn't go to the right place.
01:23:19
SinkorSwim
um And the story is like overly simplistic. Which kind of bummed me out. Like, I thought i was we were getting somewhere deeper than what we got.
01:23:32
Steve-O
Right.
01:23:32
SinkorSwim
And it really wasn't that. So, I'd still say it's a fuck.
Gaming Reviews: Sons of Sparta and Tomodachi Life
01:23:37
SinkorSwim
um I think if you like those types of games, it's worth it. If you're a God of War fan, i think you... I'll say you could do worse, because it's probably... Like, in terms of, like, God of War proper, it's probably still, like...
01:23:50
SinkorSwim
the worst product that they have. Doesn't mean it's bad. it just means like, it's not a fucking 90 plus masterpiece, which is like, what are going to do? But, um, I'd say seven, five, seven, five.
01:24:04
Steve-O
Okay.
01:24:04
SinkorSwim
Fuck. Let's say worth playing for sure.
01:24:06
BARFINGLEON
Good set.
01:24:08
SinkorSwim
Not a good set. Not a good, not a good set.
01:24:09
Steve-O
Not a good set.
01:24:09
BARFINGLEON
Now I get set. Just a fuck.
01:24:11
SinkorSwim
Just the fuck.
01:24:12
Steve-O
Good set would be in like the eighties, I think.
01:24:14
SinkorSwim
Yeah. But now, i'm now I'm in this weird spot again where I'm like,
01:24:14
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:24:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:18
SinkorSwim
just clicking around. I don't know.
01:24:20
Steve-O
Devin, you finished your game at the perfect time.
01:24:20
SinkorSwim
I'm in, I'm in this gaming.
01:24:23
Steve-O
Pragmata comes out this week and people seem to be really liking it based off the reviews.
01:24:29
BARFINGLEON
Fuck my fuck!
01:24:30
SinkorSwim
parkman and know I, I'm thinking about it. You know, I'm still hesitant just because they're like, yeah, it's like a 12 hour game. And I'm like, all right.
01:24:44
SinkorSwim
I hate to say it.
01:24:44
Steve-O
Play one hour a day.
01:24:44
BARFINGLEON
Not enough meat.
01:24:44
SinkorSwim
$70 for,
01:24:44
Steve-O
One hour a day.
01:24:45
BARFINGLEON
Not enough meat. Not enough meat on the bone for you.
01:24:48
Steve-O
You need like a big meaty game.
01:24:49
SinkorSwim
Listen, but here's the problem, right? If you were like, oh, Resident Evil 10, 12 hour game, I'd be like, fucking sold, right? Because there's that.
01:24:57
BARFINGLEON
Oh, that's a different... That's the...
01:24:59
SinkorSwim
That's what I'm saying.
01:24:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:59
BARFINGLEON
devil
01:25:00
SinkorSwim
That's what I'm saying. um will probably get it. I it's just, I think it's an auto buy.
01:25:10
SinkorSwim
Even though it does look good.
01:25:10
Steve-O
Okay.
01:25:11
Steve-O
that's sort I'm kind of with you there where I don't think I'm going to get it the first week. um Tomodachi Life Living the Dream comes out this week too, which I think is going to be a ton of fun.
01:25:21
BARFINGLEON
Gotta live that dream.
01:25:22
Steve-O
Is, you know, going to be making some some strange little freaks. I already enjoyed the demo that they put out and that's, you know,
01:25:31
BARFINGLEON
Can you give us a little preview on a freak you're thinking about?
01:25:33
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got a little freak. ah My girlfriend and I, we made a character. Their name is Booby. And it's ah spelled with ah ah the U has an omlaut over it.
01:25:39
BARFINGLEON
oh okay.
01:25:43
Steve-O
And ah Booby is boby is ah just ah an old, mean, crotchety piece of shit.
01:25:43
BARFINGLEON
Baby.
01:25:44
SinkorSwim
This
01:25:50
Steve-O
um And just lives on the island and just kind of just just spins misery. And I'm very excited to get Booby around talking to just a bunch of people.
01:26:02
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I'm glad you've made an ugly piece of shit that you can move around in this world.
01:26:07
SinkorSwim
is Tamagotchi life.
01:26:09
Steve-O
It's a Tomodachi life. And essentially, basically what it is, it's very much a customizable Sims. Like it's it's Nintendo's. It's the humor of WarioWare, but like the basically the human simulator of the Sims, the smash them together.
01:26:25
Steve-O
It's just a bunch of weird ass shit and basically soap opera drama.
01:26:28
SinkorSwim
Is this?
01:26:30
BARFINGLEON
Basically, he's taking the ladder out of the pool, putting that piece of shit in there.
01:26:31
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:26:33
SinkorSwim
I was like, in a way this, I guess I thought this and Pocopia kind of blurred together in my brain.
01:26:34
BARFINGLEON
They drowned.
01:26:41
Steve-O
they They run together. They definitely scratch that like cozy game slash... um like sim-esque sort of thing. And while Pocopi is definitely more like Animal Crossing, like, oh, tend to your crops and water stuff. This is basically just like you make some people and you just see what kind of nonsense they get up to. And like the the fun thing about the game is you you input things. So basically like
01:27:12
Steve-O
Somebody will come up and it'll be like, oh, I really want to be friends with Chris Galani. Like Devin would run up to me and be like, I want to really be friends with Chris Galani.
01:27:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:27:19
Steve-O
What should I talk about with Chris Galani?
01:27:19
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:27:22
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. What would, what would you.
01:27:24
Steve-O
And you could type anything. They announced this week that they're in the the full game. There is no filter. So you could write anything.
01:27:31
BARFINGLEON
Thighs.
01:27:31
SinkorSwim
Oh.
01:27:33
Steve-O
So what's what's that?
01:27:33
BARFINGLEON
Star Trek.
01:27:35
Steve-O
Thighs Star Trek.
01:27:36
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Those are the two I pick.
01:27:38
Steve-O
Okay.
01:27:39
BARFINGLEON
Big thighs.
01:27:39
Steve-O
So, so
01:27:40
SinkorSwim
Like, I come up to you to be your friend, but you interrupt me to just talk about thighs in Star Trek.
01:27:40
BARFINGLEON
Yep. i
01:27:45
Steve-O
You could do that. Like, Devin, you could be like, hey, Chris, I heard you really like um reading. And then Chris will be like, no, I fucking hate reading.
01:27:52
SinkorSwim
reading about that.
01:27:54
Steve-O
I'm really into thighs and Star Trek.
01:27:54
BARFINGLEON
What the fuck is wrong with Yeah, dude.
01:27:58
Steve-O
And I also love fucking ah Caesar salads. So back the fuck off.
01:28:03
BARFINGLEON
Good one. Yeah, that was a good one.
01:28:07
Steve-O
And, you know, it'll just spawn drama where, like, we might find Devin crying and he's like, damn, man, I, damn, I thought Chris was going to be my friend. And then, like, a little dog will come out of nowhere and be like, hey, hey, Devin, here's, here's, here's some fucking weed.
01:28:21
SinkorSwim
And I'll be like, go back to Animal Crossing, weirdo.
01:28:24
Steve-O
No, here's smoke, you doobie, man.
01:28:26
BARFINGLEON
Oh, fuck.
01:28:27
SinkorSwim
no,
01:28:27
BARFINGLEON
He gives you Doug.
01:28:27
Steve-O
like The thing is, it's like, because you can draw, you can draw in things, you can add in things, and people are going nuts.
01:28:29
BARFINGLEON
Hell yeah.
01:28:33
Steve-O
I saw someone with the face of an asshole talking about how much they love powdered donuts today.
01:28:36
SinkorSwim
I'm sold. yeah ah
01:28:36
BARFINGLEON
yeah
01:28:39
Steve-O
And like, that's the fun part of Pocopia.
01:28:39
SinkorSwim
oh no i'm sold
01:28:41
Steve-O
or not Pocopia, I'm sorry, that's the other game.
01:28:41
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's that's for real.
01:28:43
Steve-O
um Here, i'll but i'll pull up I'll pull up some fun little things that people have been doing on Twitter.
01:28:48
SinkorSwim
Now, when you say no, is it co-op? Because you say you and...
01:28:51
Steve-O
No.
01:28:51
SinkorSwim
and Okay, so...
01:28:51
Steve-O
ah We just been, i just like played the game and and she watches
01:28:55
SinkorSwim
So she's just like, fuck that guy. And you're like, no, no. She's like, do it.
01:29:01
Steve-O
She's like, you know what? You know what? Give. Because like the thing is
01:29:04
SinkorSwim
She's the director. this is Left 4 Dead, which is the director.
01:29:05
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah. We're we're kind of we're scratching our chins and we're like, all right, what should we do?
01:29:08
BARFINGLEON
Is
01:29:10
Steve-O
and we'll be like, you know what?
01:29:11
SinkorSwim
You should take your pants off.
01:29:12
Steve-O
You should she sure push Boobie into the ocean.
01:29:14
SinkorSwim
No. No.
01:29:17
Steve-O
See if he can swim.
01:29:17
SinkorSwim
yeah You drowned that puppy. What the...
01:29:20
Steve-O
Drown that guy. Drown that goddamn guy.
01:29:23
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:29:23
BARFINGLEON
this some sort of death simulator that you're playing?
01:29:26
Steve-O
No, there's no death. There's no death.
01:29:27
SinkorSwim
God fucking...
01:29:29
Steve-O
It's definitely more like just like nonsense.
01:29:32
BARFINGLEON
Okay, just check.
01:29:32
Steve-O
Like it a giant Chris Galani head could just like show up over the world and be like, hey.
01:29:38
BARFINGLEON
Well, the reason i the reason I ask that is Devin and John both asked me to ask you that about every new game just to make sure, you know, you're not going down the wrong path, you know?
01:29:45
Steve-O
That's really fair. And I actually fully respect that.
01:29:46
SinkorSwim
Why do you say that? Why are you blowing our shit up, dude?
01:29:51
BARFINGLEON
Is this a death sim?
01:29:52
Steve-O
Is this a death game? mean, we thought Resident Evil.
01:29:54
BARFINGLEON
And when you finally... Well, no, that's different.
01:29:57
Steve-O
Hey, is this death sim?
01:29:59
BARFINGLEON
That's different.
01:30:00
SinkorSwim
um
01:30:00
BARFINGLEON
Oh.
01:30:01
SinkorSwim
So, sorry, slight breaking news.
01:30:04
Steve-O
Oh.
01:30:04
SinkorSwim
ah Sony has, nine minutes ago, Sony has announced a Bloodborne movie at CinemaCon.
01:30:04
BARFINGLEON
oh
01:30:11
BARFINGLEON
Wait, a Bloodborne what?
01:30:12
SinkorSwim
Movie. Yeah.
01:30:13
Steve-O
Whoa.
01:30:13
BARFINGLEON
Movie?
01:30:14
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:30:15
BARFINGLEON
What? Devin?
01:30:18
BARFINGLEON
What?
01:30:18
SinkorSwim
You know, I don't know. is CinemaCon.
01:30:22
BARFINGLEON
CinemaCon? That's a thing?
01:30:23
Steve-O
Dude, cinema is happening, Chris.
01:30:24
BARFINGLEON
I never heard of that.
01:30:24
SinkorSwim
him
01:30:26
BARFINGLEON
Sin? Like, they sin there? What?
01:30:29
Steve-O
Sinema.
01:30:30
SinkorSwim
Yeah, CinemaCon. Yeah,
01:30:32
BARFINGLEON
What's going on? i I'm looking at Reddit. i't
01:30:37
BARFINGLEON
i don't yeah What's going on?
01:30:41
SinkorSwim
there's a Bloodborne...
01:30:42
BARFINGLEON
Tom Rothman?
01:30:42
Steve-O
Chris is having a hard time. He's having a hard time right now.
01:30:44
BARFINGLEON
Is it Tom Rothman?
01:30:45
SinkorSwim
ah it's going to be produced.
01:30:46
BARFINGLEON
Sony Pictures Boss?
01:30:50
BARFINGLEON
Get off the ad crack. That's what he said here.
01:30:53
Steve-O
Hey, buddy, get off the ad crack.
01:30:53
BARFINGLEON
That's all I got. That's all I got.
01:31:02
SinkorSwim
cool.
01:31:03
Steve-O
You think y'all's fans, Cheryl?
01:31:03
BARFINGLEON
I think you made this up. I don't i don't see it anywhere.
01:31:08
SinkorSwim
Chris Kalani and the Bloodborne movie. You think it's Banjo? Yeah, yeah.
01:31:14
BARFINGLEON
then Yeah, IGN.
01:31:14
SinkorSwim
Sorry to interrupt Steve. I just thought that was worth.
01:31:16
Steve-O
No, no, you're good. Hey, that's breaking news.
01:31:18
BARFINGLEON
IGN. Sony has announced a Bloodborne movie. Yeah.
01:31:23
Steve-O
We are truly living in
01:31:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:31:24
BARFINGLEON
R-rated.
Breaking News: Bloodborne Animated Movie Announcement
01:31:25
BARFINGLEON
R-rated animated. R-rated animated.
01:31:26
Steve-O
our radio.
01:31:27
Steve-O
Dude.
01:31:28
SinkorSwim
Animated?
01:31:29
BARFINGLEON
Get together, everybody.
01:31:29
Steve-O
Wow. Wow.
01:31:31
BARFINGLEON
going to ask.
01:31:33
Steve-O
You know what? Maybe it's Gunn. Maybe it's Gunn doing the animation. Is it Gunn?
01:31:38
BARFINGLEON
Jack Septic Eye developing film
01:31:41
Steve-O
Wow. Jacksepticeye from... um What was the game that ah came out recently, Devin? That had Jacksepticeye in it. That was the game with the the superheroes that I forget the name of. um
01:31:53
BARFINGLEON
Who is that? Who is he?
01:31:54
SinkorSwim
Oh, fuck. a Superhero.
01:31:56
Steve-O
He was in that. The superhero game where it's like kind of choose your own adventure.
01:31:59
SinkorSwim
Oh, Dispatch.
01:31:59
Steve-O
Dispatch.
01:32:00
SinkorSwim
I thought you were talking about movie.
01:32:01
Steve-O
Jacksepticeye in that, right?
01:32:01
SinkorSwim
Yeah, Dispatch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:32:03
Steve-O
Yeah. yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. You got it.
01:32:07
BARFINGLEON
Devin!
01:32:07
SinkorSwim
thank Yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah.
01:32:10
BARFINGLEON
I don't know what to feel. is that guy cool?
01:32:11
SinkorSwim
Yeah, that's an odd one.
01:32:13
Steve-O
Is that a cool guy?
01:32:15
SinkorSwim
Because that's like... That's like animated. It's weird. Because to me, I'm like, oh so it's going to directed.
01:32:20
BARFINGLEON
okay with that.
01:32:23
SinkorSwim
Directed video.
01:32:24
BARFINGLEON
I'm okay with that.
01:32:25
Steve-O
Just anything at this point. Just show that there's life there.
01:32:27
BARFINGLEON
I'm okay. I'm actually better with that than live action.
01:32:32
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:32:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:32:34
BARFINGLEON
ah i I'm gonna sign off on this.
01:32:34
SinkorSwim
Now, because Elden Ring's going to live action, right?
01:32:37
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I know.
01:32:38
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:32:43
SinkorSwim
Well, isn't that something?
01:32:44
BARFINGLEON
I saw the, I saw some leaked photos of, um, of an Elden Ring set actually.
01:32:46
Steve-O
Indeed.
01:32:52
SinkorSwim
Oh.
01:32:53
BARFINGLEON
was It was the second church of America. Okay.
01:32:59
SinkorSwim
How, uh, I don't i know what that means.
01:33:00
BARFINGLEON
Alright.
01:33:03
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, I know you don't. It's
01:33:04
Steve-O
Dude, that's huge, Devin.
01:33:05
SinkorSwim
I'm sorry. that big? Is that big deal?
01:33:08
Steve-O
That's big deal.
01:33:08
BARFINGLEON
big. It's fucking big.
01:33:09
SinkorSwim
ah You know, I'm going to call Steve out I don't think Steve knows what it means.
01:33:14
Steve-O
big.
01:33:16
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I bet.
01:33:16
BARFINGLEON
It's a 30-year-old, Evan.
01:33:17
SinkorSwim
Yeah, real big.
01:33:17
BARFINGLEON
It's big, alright? That's all you need to know.
01:33:19
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:33:19
Steve-O
You don't need to know. You don't need to know what it is. You just need to know it's big. That's big.
01:33:24
SinkorSwim
Okay. Is church?
01:33:27
Steve-O
Dude.
01:33:27
BARFINGLEON
big, Devin.
01:33:29
Steve-O
You remember in the first Saw movie when the...
01:33:31
BARFINGLEON
We're talking Altus Plateau, Devin.
01:33:32
Steve-O
bot went When the body gets up, Devin, it's basically that kind of big.
01:33:42
BARFINGLEON
Devin, it's big, all right? like Leave it it leave it at that, all right?
01:33:44
SinkorSwim
All right. believe you.
01:33:46
Steve-O
It's big, Devin.
01:33:48
BARFINGLEON
Leave it.
01:33:49
Steve-O
It's a church.
01:33:49
SinkorSwim
believe it don't Don't talk about it anymore anymore.
01:33:50
Steve-O
i
01:33:52
SinkorSwim
She doesn't know it's big.
01:33:53
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, don't um um don't bring it up again.
01:33:55
Steve-O
Don't worry about it.
01:33:56
BARFINGLEON
Let bring it up again.
01:33:57
Steve-O
Don't stress yourself.
01:33:58
BARFINGLEON
There's some photos. They look good. They look pretty good
01:34:00
SinkorSwim
can i Can I just say being told don't worry about it will always set me off?
01:34:06
BARFINGLEON
good.
01:34:06
Steve-O
Is that what happened with the guy?
01:34:06
BARFINGLEON
Ha ha ha ha
01:34:08
Steve-O
Is he went to the bowling alley? And he was like, what are you picketing?
01:34:10
SinkorSwim
No, but like because it like it like it like it like fucks with my FOMO slash like little brother syndrome where i'm like, what are you guys talking about?
01:34:12
Steve-O
He's like, don't worry about it. And you're like, you need to tell me right the fuck now.
01:34:21
SinkorSwim
Like, don't worry about it. I'm like, I will fucking kill you. Like, I get so set off.
01:34:27
Steve-O
You feel like left out this.
01:34:28
BARFINGLEON
good
01:34:29
SinkorSwim
Yeah, the FOMO. I'm like, what? You guys have phone without me?
01:34:35
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:34:35
SinkorSwim
Don't worry about it.
01:34:35
BARFINGLEON
Yes.
01:34:36
SinkorSwim
I'm like, don't burn this entire house down.
01:34:36
BARFINGLEON
and yet I am.
01:34:39
SinkorSwim
Tell me don't fucking worry about it.
01:34:40
Steve-O
ah Hey, dude, that's so fair.
01:34:41
SinkorSwim
I'm fucking worried. I'm stressed.
01:34:42
Steve-O
That's so fair.
01:34:43
BARFINGLEON
I'm having a lot of fun right now.
01:34:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:34:44
Steve-O
I remember as a kid, and this this reminds me of it. I remember the kids in the neighborhood when I was at my babysitter's, they were all hanging out and they were doing Beavis and Butthead impressions.
01:34:57
Steve-O
Now, keep in mind, I was a very little kid and I didn't i didn't know what Beavis and Butthead was.
01:34:58
SinkorSwim
Those dudes must lost their virginity immediately. Mm-hmm.
01:35:04
Steve-O
I thought they were just making up funny names and
01:35:08
BARFINGLEON
Oh, boy.
01:35:08
Steve-O
And so I was like, oh, let me do a Beavis and Butthead impression. And I was like, Beavis and Butthead. And they were like, that is not Beavis and Butthead. Get out of here. And they like, they they they shamed me away.
01:35:22
Steve-O
They shamed me away. And in that moment, i've you think you're special. that that That locked
01:35:28
SinkorSwim
Yeah, you're ready to fucking.
Nostalgic Memories and Peer Pressure
01:35:31
Steve-O
in.
01:35:31
Steve-O
Dude, locked in.
01:35:32
BARFINGLEON
That wasn't a good Beavis Butthead impression.
01:35:34
Steve-O
was a bad people looking back looking back 100 yeah
01:35:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah, but Steve, you got to bet you were wrong in that situation.
01:35:36
BARFINGLEON
I got I'm gonna be upfront with you.
01:35:40
SinkorSwim
You're in there. See, I'm not in the wrong way. I just want know what you guys are talking about. I'm just curious.
01:35:45
BARFINGLEON
It's not even talking about
01:35:46
Steve-O
yeah but what if your curiosity is wrong just naturally like how how many times has your your curiosity gone too far to become something that could cause issue
01:35:50
BARFINGLEON
even worry about it though.
01:35:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:35:52
BARFINGLEON
Put your worries in a sack, right?
01:35:54
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:36:00
SinkorSwim
Because I think like don't worry about it is like it's such a mean. like Like imagine if we were playing Truth or Dare and you're like dare.
01:36:05
Steve-O
That's
01:36:08
SinkorSwim
And I was like, I dare you to go home, Steve. And you'd be like, what? What? is like
01:36:14
Steve-O
weird thing. You know what?
01:36:15
BARFINGLEON
You think that's just mean?
01:36:16
Steve-O
Honestly, honestly, you're on.
01:36:16
SinkorSwim
No, no, but I'm so i'm saying like Chris and I and Steve, we're all hanging out. We're playing Truth or Dare. And you're like, yeah, dare.
01:36:21
Steve-O
You're on, dude. Boom. Look at that.
01:36:24
SinkorSwim
And you're like, what do you say what do you say to that?
01:36:24
Steve-O
go Here, I'll give you another one. Truth. There you go.
01:36:27
SinkorSwim
Go home, Steve. I dare you to go home.
01:36:30
Steve-O
You know going to go home. I'm going to have some food. I might come back.
01:36:33
SinkorSwim
but
01:36:33
BARFINGLEON
yeah That's fair.
01:36:36
SinkorSwim
Oh, damn.
01:36:37
BARFINGLEON
That's totally fair. You didn't tell him to stay home.
01:36:39
SinkorSwim
I'd be like, yeah, go home for the night and never come back.
01:36:40
Steve-O
Yeah, just go home. go for Oh, yo, damn, you locked it.
01:36:43
SinkorSwim
Fuck.
01:36:44
Steve-O
Okay.
01:36:45
SinkorSwim
Yeah, i locked it I tightened it up.
01:36:46
Steve-O
Oh! We were having so much fun, and then they got kicked out.
01:36:51
BARFINGLEON
that's That's fucked up.
01:36:52
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:36:53
BARFINGLEON
i would be i would i would be upset with that.
01:36:55
Steve-O
Hey, don't worry about it.
01:36:56
BARFINGLEON
That ruling.
01:36:56
SinkorSwim
yeah Hey, take that dare back.
01:36:59
BARFINGLEON
I think I would...
01:36:59
SinkorSwim
That's fucked up.
01:36:59
Steve-O
Hey, hey, hey.
01:36:59
BARFINGLEON
I think everybody's... If it's the person giving the dare in the room, there's another person that's able to veto a dare.
01:37:07
SinkorSwim
Ooh.
01:37:07
BARFINGLEON
If it's not that person.
01:37:09
SinkorSwim
But, mm-hmm, maybe.
01:37:10
BARFINGLEON
i I think I would throw down a red card and then...
01:37:13
SinkorSwim
But, like, what if what if it's, like...
01:37:15
BARFINGLEON
Punch you in the stomach, Devin.
01:37:15
SinkorSwim
What if it's a cool dare, though? What if it's, like, I dare you to make out with Sarah McLachlan, and you're like, I veto that.
01:37:22
BARFINGLEON
Oh no! Well that's a fucking rad ass dare. But if you're...
01:37:24
SinkorSwim
No, no, but what if some asshole uses their their power to veto, and you're like, don't veto...
01:37:28
BARFINGLEON
Everybody's allowed one.
01:37:30
Steve-O
I'd be like, yo, come on, man. You can't make that with Sarah McLaughlin.
01:37:31
SinkorSwim
I'm trying to get my fucking...
01:37:31
BARFINGLEON
It's America Devin.
01:37:32
SinkorSwim
I'm trying to get my fucking...
01:37:33
Steve-O
She does the sad animal song.
01:37:36
BARFINGLEON
It's... Everybody gets one Devin.
01:37:37
SinkorSwim
Trying to my dick sucked in his closet, man.
01:37:38
BARFINGLEON
It's America.
01:37:39
SinkorSwim
What the fuck you telling me to veto this dare for?
01:37:41
Steve-O
Dude, that's that sad animal song lady. Come on, man.
01:37:45
BARFINGLEON
Everybody gets one veto.
01:37:48
SinkorSwim
as Everybody gets one.
01:37:48
Steve-O
Everybody gets one.
01:37:49
SinkorSwim
Everybody gets one veto.
01:37:50
BARFINGLEON
Everybody's woman. It's totally fair.
01:37:52
Steve-O
Hey, Devin.
01:37:52
BARFINGLEON
i think it's totally fair.
01:37:53
Steve-O
Hey, Devin.
01:37:54
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:37:54
BARFINGLEON
It cannot be the... this is Let me give you a a little caveat here, though.
01:37:59
Steve-O
Yeah, Chris.
01:38:00
BARFINGLEON
It cannot be the person who is receiving a dare.
01:38:03
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:38:03
SinkorSwim
Well, right. Yeah, that's.
01:38:05
BARFINGLEON
It has to be ah and another party, a third party that can throw down the veto.
01:38:05
Steve-O
That's an outside. Okay. Can somebody veto a veto?
01:38:13
SinkorSwim
Oh, you just caused like an entire civil war just because I dared Steve to go home.
01:38:13
Steve-O
like ah Like an outsider, outsider, not somebody who gave?
01:38:19
Steve-O
yeah i like the idea of Chris being like, I'm vetoing that. Steve, you can stay. And then John goes, nah, fuck him.
01:38:26
BARFINGLEON
I veto your veto.
01:38:27
Steve-O
Nah, fuck him. I veto you, veto.
01:38:30
BARFINGLEON
i
01:38:30
Steve-O
you Fine, whatever, guys. wait
01:38:32
BARFINGLEON
If that's, I think that's, that is on the table.
01:38:36
Steve-O
Tonight is the night we were going to watch Beavis and Butt-Head for the first time. I'm going learn their voices.
01:38:40
SinkorSwim
like, I figured this out. Nah, dude, get out here, you fucking loser.
01:38:45
Steve-O
Get out of here, you fucking idiot.
01:38:46
SinkorSwim
We're going to go watch Dune dude? Sorry.
01:38:51
Steve-O
Man!
01:38:52
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, dude. they yeah i would yeah I'd be upset, too.
01:38:53
Steve-O
Why do we always play Truth and Dare right before we go see a Dune movie? Do play Truth or Dune?
01:38:57
SinkorSwim
yeah truth or du dude sorry
01:38:58
BARFINGLEON
I'd be upset, too. I'd be upset, too.
01:39:00
Steve-O
That's a fun that's a fun idea for a segment.
01:39:02
BARFINGLEON
Truth or Dude. Watch all the Dude movies.
01:39:05
Steve-O
Dude, I dare you to take an oil bath.
01:39:06
BARFINGLEON
Or tell the truth.
01:39:08
SinkorSwim
I dare you to fucking do some awful things to these children and women and then to dip a bath in oil because you were poisoned by your cousin.
01:39:09
BARFINGLEON
I would never tell the truth.
01:39:16
BARFINGLEON
That's cool. Hmm.
01:39:17
Steve-O
I dare you to get some of that blue juice in you.
01:39:21
BARFINGLEON
Baron Harkonnen it is. That's the life I'm going to living soon. Big, big fucking bath of diarrhea.
01:39:28
SinkorSwim
I think that's our president right now, dude.
01:39:30
BARFINGLEON
Of course it is.
01:39:31
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
01:39:32
Steve-O
I thought our president was Jesus based on the photos.
01:39:36
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah. No, no, he was just a doctor.
01:39:39
Steve-O
Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, doctor.
01:39:40
SinkorSwim
What the fuck? No, no, I thought he doctor. was being a doctor.
01:39:44
Steve-O
Does that mean every time?
01:39:44
SinkorSwim
Okay. Dude, I don't know.
01:39:46
Steve-O
Did he think he was in a hospital when he was in a church?
01:39:50
BARFINGLEON
that's what he yeah Well, yeah, it's transactional, like a hospital. Right?
01:39:55
Steve-O
Man, why's that doctor up there on the wall?
01:39:59
SinkorSwim
It's me.
01:39:59
BARFINGLEON
He's got to pay him for him to give him his the care.
01:40:01
Steve-O
I
01:40:04
BARFINGLEON
That's how it works, right?
01:40:05
Steve-O
That's how it works. All right.
01:40:08
BARFINGLEON
Oh, what a world. What a world!
01:40:11
Steve-O
You know what?
01:40:11
BARFINGLEON
What a world!
01:40:11
Steve-O
I want some heckin' trailers, news. What do we got this week?
01:40:16
BARFINGLEON
what do you got What do you got, Devin? Hit me up. what what Throw everything you got at me here, okay?
01:40:19
SinkorSwim
Oh, man. What do I got? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's fire it up.
01:40:23
BARFINGLEON
Sawcock!
01:40:24
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:40:26
BARFINGLEON
That's what it sounded like then.
01:40:29
SinkorSwim
Chris, what is going on in your brain that you hear something different every time?
01:40:32
BARFINGLEON
That's... I don't know, because it's just like...
01:40:32
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:40:35
SinkorSwim
it told me to suck cock. Is that what you thought it said, dude?
01:40:37
BARFINGLEON
It's like this fucking undertone shit. like it's I hear something different. It's just screaming.
01:40:45
Steve-O
It's just screaming.
01:40:45
SinkorSwim
We're like, dude, he's just reciting poetry. Chris, you're like, he's telling me to suck cock. You don't understand.
01:40:50
Steve-O
Oh!
01:40:50
BARFINGLEON
This is enough.
01:40:54
SinkorSwim
I'm just, I'm worried for you, man. um Okay. ah Fuck. um Guys, I know you were all wondering when's the next hunger game movie coming out.
01:41:10
SinkorSwim
I know they ended the story.
01:41:11
Steve-O
Hell yeah.
01:41:12
SinkorSwim
I know we went back to like the first one.
01:41:12
BARFINGLEON
Who the fuck?
01:41:12
Steve-O
Did they?
01:41:15
BARFINGLEON
Who are these people and in the thumbnail?
01:41:16
SinkorSwim
But now we got to go back to the middle one.
01:41:19
BARFINGLEON
Who's the people found out?
01:41:20
Steve-O
Middle? Wait, what you mean the middle one?
01:41:22
SinkorSwim
So, Chris, you remember, do you remember Woody Harrelson?
01:41:23
BARFINGLEON
What are those?
01:41:26
BARFINGLEON
Yeah?
01:41:26
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. I remember Woody.
01:41:28
SinkorSwim
He was Hamish.
01:41:28
BARFINGLEON
With the bad wig? Yeah.
01:41:30
Steve-O
Hamish.
01:41:30
SinkorSwim
Yeah, he was Hamish. And he was like, he he won before and he was sponsoring Jennifer Lawrence's character and PETA. Remember?
01:41:42
Steve-O
Hey, Peter.
01:41:42
SinkorSwim
Well, this is him. This is young Harrison Ford.
01:41:44
BARFINGLEON
okay Lena!
01:41:45
SinkorSwim
harrisristy ford ah this is young ah Woody Harrelson.
01:41:46
BARFINGLEON
who
01:41:49
BARFINGLEON
Hey, Peter.
01:41:51
Steve-O
Hey, Peter.
01:41:53
SinkorSwim
So I hope ah i hope you're you're you're worried about the fate of this guy that we know is alive and becomes an alcoholic.
01:41:53
BARFINGLEON
There it is. There it is.
01:42:02
Steve-O
Hunger Games.
01:42:04
SinkorSwim
And there's a different Hunger Games guy.
01:42:04
BARFINGLEON
Hum. Urgains.
01:42:06
Steve-O
Dude, I'm, wait, what?
01:42:07
SinkorSwim
It's time. It's time. It's Kieran Culkin. Listen.
01:42:10
Steve-O
Oh, dude, that's good. That's good.
01:42:11
SinkorSwim
and like Dude, dude, I'm not going to lie.
01:42:14
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:14
SinkorSwim
the The Hunger Games TV host, I don't think they've ever missed.
01:42:20
Steve-O
No, they're top tier.
01:42:21
SinkorSwim
because Because it was... Oh, fuck.
01:42:25
Steve-O
Tooch. Stanley Tooch.
01:42:25
BARFINGLEON
Stanley too.
01:42:25
SinkorSwim
It was the Tooch, right?
01:42:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:28
SinkorSwim
And then it was... ah Then it was, i believe...
01:42:34
BARFINGLEON
Venom.
01:42:35
SinkorSwim
Not Venom.
01:42:35
Steve-O
i thought I heard Venom too, dev or Chris.
01:42:36
BARFINGLEON
I thought you were gonna say venom and I was like, the fucking character.
01:42:38
Steve-O
We are Toochie.
01:42:38
SinkorSwim
No, it's not Venom. No, no, it's um it's um it's um
01:42:46
SinkorSwim
it's um
01:42:47
Steve-O
I can't help you with this. This is your own grave.
01:42:48
SinkorSwim
fuck.
01:42:49
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, dude, this is your this is your Iwo Jima.
01:42:49
Steve-O
This is your own grave. This is your Beavis and Butthead moment.
01:42:52
SinkorSwim
No, he he has a name. he's He's that guy. He's in a lot of those Wes Anderson movies.
01:42:56
Steve-O
ah c
01:42:58
SinkorSwim
The black hair kind of rat face.
01:43:04
BARFINGLEON
Jason Schwartzman.
01:43:05
SinkorSwim
Yeah, was Jason Schwartzman.
01:43:05
BARFINGLEON
There
01:43:06
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, that's good casting. That is good casting.
01:43:08
BARFINGLEON
it is.
01:43:09
SinkorSwim
I'm pretty sure. Let me let me.
01:43:10
BARFINGLEON
I hate that you said rat face and that's how I figured it out. That's really bad.
01:43:13
SinkorSwim
Listen, hey, all respect to Jason Schwartzman, but, you know, that's that's.
01:43:16
Steve-O
You know, that that face hires. that's ah That's a unique face, and it hires.
01:43:21
SinkorSwim
Yeah, so so listen, so listen, we got we had the two.
01:43:22
BARFINGLEON
man. Handsome man.
01:43:24
Steve-O
He's handsome.
01:43:26
SinkorSwim
Then we had the Schwartz and now we got the Colkin. Kieran Colkin is is.
01:43:31
BARFINGLEON
ah he's Kieran Culkin is a hell of an actor.
01:43:31
Steve-O
The Colt.
01:43:33
SinkorSwim
Dude, the I'm just saying the hosts are always awesome.
01:43:33
BARFINGLEON
and give him that.
01:43:37
Steve-O
I don't think we can call Kieran Culkin Diet Coke anymore, man. I think that might just be like...
01:43:41
SinkorSwim
i don't Did anyone call
01:43:41
BARFINGLEON
He's the real deal.
01:43:43
Steve-O
That might be... That might be Coke-hecking classic, man.
01:43:44
BARFINGLEON
yeah everybody called Everybody called him Diaculkin. Everybody fucking did it, Devin. Calm down. Have you ever read a fucking H.U.
01:43:51
SinkorSwim
Respect to the Colgan.
01:43:54
BARFINGLEON
variety before?
01:43:58
Steve-O
We never said it because we love Kieran Culkin, but Variety often...
01:44:02
SinkorSwim
often Often shit all over Kieran Colgan.
01:44:03
BARFINGLEON
Every day, Diet Coke and wins an Oscar.
01:44:07
Steve-O
like That's fucking rude.
01:44:07
BARFINGLEON
Am I seeing things straight?
01:44:09
Steve-O
He's talented. And so is his brother, Macaulay.
01:44:11
BARFINGLEON
Question mark.
01:44:13
SinkorSwim
So so he I think they're all... Again, I've never read the books. I don't know the history. But i think all the hosts are Flickermans. Because Kieran plays a guy named Caesar Flickerman.
01:44:27
SinkorSwim
The Schwartz played Lucky Flickerman.
01:44:28
Steve-O
well, the thing is, I think Tucci was i think tucci was Caesar as well
01:44:33
BARFINGLEON
Oh, it's ah he's he's a junior.
01:44:33
SinkorSwim
Oh, okay, wait.
01:44:34
Steve-O
o Dude.
01:44:35
SinkorSwim
The Hunger Games...
01:44:37
Steve-O
Hong-ga game.
01:44:38
BARFINGLEON
Humger Games.
01:44:39
SinkorSwim
Let's see Let's see.
01:44:41
Steve-O
I like what he did there.
01:44:42
SinkorSwim
Let's get this weird lore. Oh, yeah, yeah. So, okay. So there was Lucky Flickerman, and then he was Kieran Culkin, Caesar Flickerman, and then old Caesar Flickerman and Stanley Tuge.
01:44:47
Steve-O
you
01:44:55
BARFINGLEON
Oh, he's playing the younger Cesar Flickerman.
01:44:57
SinkorSwim
He's the younger... Yeah. Obviously.
01:45:01
Steve-O
Dude.
01:45:02
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:45:02
BARFINGLEON
Well, I'm going now.
01:45:02
Steve-O
Oh, my God. Dude, I'm sold. i you know I don't even need fucking a movie. I just need to see people with too much fucking veneers and spray tan just having a good time.
01:45:12
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Yep. Mm-hmm.
01:45:14
SinkorSwim
Listen, this might sound crazy, but that last one's fucking a solid movie, dude. Like.
01:45:22
SinkorSwim
the the
01:45:22
BARFINGLEON
Well, i but the hosts look like drag versions of themselves, like the real actors.
01:45:26
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:45:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:45:28
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:45:28
BARFINGLEON
Like, that's ah that's a huge thing. Everybody loves that. Everybody eats that up, right?
01:45:32
SinkorSwim
yeah
01:45:33
Steve-O
That's like if they took that actor and just slid all the sliders in a creative character all the way.
01:45:38
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:45:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:45:41
BARFINGLEON
Great stuff. I mean, for that only very specific thing.
01:45:42
SinkorSwim
But. ah
01:45:42
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:45:44
Steve-O
How many how many Hunger Games have there been movie wise?
01:45:47
SinkorSwim
So this would be the, so there's the original, oh wait, no, there's four.
01:45:51
BARFINGLEON
Did you say, are you going say I thought you were going to say that.
01:45:53
SinkorSwim
no no. So there's four with Jennifer Lawrence.
01:45:54
Steve-O
Yes.
01:45:56
BARFINGLEON
who
01:45:57
Steve-O
OK.
01:45:58
SinkorSwim
I'm pretty sure. And then there's Ballad of Songbird and Snakes. And now there's this new one. So that would, this would be the sixth one, I think.
01:46:08
BARFINGLEON
I thought there was a snowy one in there.
01:46:08
Steve-O
Okay.
01:46:10
BARFINGLEON
Or is that this one?
01:46:11
SinkorSwim
Now that's this, like with Snow, President Snow or whatever.
01:46:12
Steve-O
That's.
01:46:14
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:46:14
Steve-O
President Snow.
01:46:15
SinkorSwim
That's, um that's ah yeah, it's of Birds and Snakes.
01:46:17
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Bell of songbirds and snakes.
01:46:21
Steve-O
I think it's crazy.
01:46:21
SinkorSwim
that movie's That movie's fucking solid, too. That's a solid movie.
01:46:24
Steve-O
This series kind of like it was all like people talked about these things so much and then they just kind of just whispered in the wind.
01:46:33
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Well, you know who's young President Snow?
01:46:39
Steve-O
Who's that?
01:46:40
SinkorSwim
The Fiends, dude.
01:46:42
Steve-O
Dude, the fiend, Ray Wyatt.
01:46:42
SinkorSwim
Ralph Fiends. Uh,
01:46:46
Steve-O
oh who are you talking about?
01:46:47
SinkorSwim
Ralph Fiennes.
01:46:48
Steve-O
Oh, Ray Fiennes.
01:46:50
BARFINGLEON
Refines!
01:46:52
SinkorSwim
Oh my God. Yeah. Oh shit. My bad. That is sad. He's saying it's literally spelled.
01:46:56
BARFINGLEON
Reefine!
01:46:57
Steve-O
Ray Fiennes.
01:46:58
SinkorSwim
It's literally spelled Ralph Fiennes. Like F I E N N E S.
01:47:01
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:47:03
SinkorSwim
My bad guys.
01:47:03
BARFINGLEON
Rafe finds.
01:47:03
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:47:05
SinkorSwim
My bad. My bad. My bad.
01:47:06
Steve-O
Nah, you're good. You're good.
01:47:07
BARFINGLEON
That's alright.
01:47:07
Steve-O
But that's exciting. That's fun.
01:47:09
SinkorSwim
Yeah, dude. Again, those movies are all weirdly solid. So I'm i'm done. I'm in. Then we got a
01:47:17
Steve-O
Hold on, I've got a transition sound for you.
01:47:21
SinkorSwim
Chris, what did you hear?
01:47:22
BARFINGLEON
Oh, thank god. That was...
01:47:23
SinkorSwim
What did you hear, Chris?
01:47:23
BARFINGLEON
I heard Bop it that time.
01:47:24
SinkorSwim
Okay. okay
01:47:26
BARFINGLEON
Didn't sound like a fucking scream.
01:47:26
SinkorSwim
Chris is like, I just heard the the sounds of screaming children. i don't know.
01:47:30
BARFINGLEON
ah Yeah, that one was...
01:47:31
Steve-O
yeah
01:47:31
BARFINGLEON
oh God damn.
01:47:33
Steve-O
o
01:47:33
BARFINGLEON
It's like you you... I took a pill that made me normal.
01:47:37
SinkorSwim
don't know.
01:47:37
Steve-O
ah
01:47:38
BARFINGLEON
That's what you guys were all hearing.
01:47:40
SinkorSwim
Thank God, dude.
01:47:41
BARFINGLEON
ah
01:47:41
SinkorSwim
All right. Well, listen. Marvel Television special presentation. That's I don't know why they're adding all that on to it, but
Excitement for Upcoming Movies and Game Adaptations
01:47:50
SinkorSwim
it's Punisher. One last kill.
01:47:52
SinkorSwim
ah
01:47:54
BARFINGLEON
you know You know what's great about this cutoff of the title? It looks like it's One Last Kiss.
01:47:57
SinkorSwim
What? Oh, what if you like?
01:48:00
Steve-O
Dude.
01:48:01
SinkorSwim
m
01:48:02
Steve-O
Kiss me.
01:48:02
SinkorSwim
And it kisses Wilson Fisk and that's how it ends.
01:48:03
Steve-O
Damn.
01:48:06
BARFINGLEON
oh Wouldn't that be re so romantic?
01:48:08
SinkorSwim
and then And then Saudi Arabia kills them.
01:48:12
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, then that's the natural end of it all.
01:48:13
Steve-O
Damn.
01:48:13
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:48:14
SinkorSwim
they They have to lose their life. ah So, okay, cool, right? We knew this was coming. May 12th is coming out.
01:48:14
Steve-O
Is
01:48:22
Steve-O
this R-rated? Is violent?
01:48:23
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, I think it's go but Yes.
01:48:23
Steve-O
Is it?
01:48:25
SinkorSwim
So listen, I'll say this. I mean, Steve, you saw the the first born again season.
01:48:31
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:48:32
SinkorSwim
Born again season two is fairly violent, almost like almost like they're overcompensating.
01:48:36
Steve-O
They crank it up.
01:48:39
BARFINGLEON
I bet.
01:48:39
SinkorSwim
um
01:48:40
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, i see what you're saying.
01:48:41
SinkorSwim
But that being said, like we knew this is this is coming out officially got a trailer.
01:48:44
Steve-O
I think so. The first season of Daredevil Born Again, there was a lot of like change in like showrunner stuff happening ah but the second season is 100% done by the team that did the Punisher spinoff series and so I think you know there that might be a more violent show so I think this is them kind of showing a lot more teeth
01:48:54
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:49:02
BARFINGLEON
Hmm.
01:49:03
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:49:08
SinkorSwim
It's definitely going to be. Yeah. Um, also i didn't realize this, uh, the cinematographer of this is the same guy who did, there will be blood and, and night crawler and, uh,
01:49:18
BARFINGLEON
What? Alright.
01:49:18
Steve-O
that's very crazy
01:49:22
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah, it's going to, I mean, at the very least, it's going to look sick.
01:49:24
Steve-O
Are people just like not hiring talented visual? Like, cause like they don't care anymore. Like, ah is this just like,
01:49:32
SinkorSwim
Robert, ah Robert Elswit is just mission possible ghost protocol, inherent vice, nightcrawler, magnolia, good night, good luck, boogie nights, dude.
01:49:43
Steve-O
dude's just been sitting home.
01:49:43
BARFINGLEON
ka
01:49:44
Steve-O
like as they are
01:49:44
SinkorSwim
Yeah. And then, and then, ah and then they're like, oh, by the way, can you do this Punisher thing?
01:49:49
Steve-O
can you do Punisher One Last Kiss?
01:49:51
SinkorSwim
Fuck, I guess. Damn.
01:49:52
BARFINGLEON
yeah easy how many people is a kiss everybody
01:49:55
Steve-O
Sure,
01:49:55
SinkorSwim
Yeah, sure. I'll make it look fucking gorgeous. Yeah. But, uh, that's pretty sick. Uh, I, I was always in, but it's nice to see the trailer. Nice to see it's coming.
01:50:10
Steve-O
Good to see some Frank love right here.
01:50:11
SinkorSwim
Got a good look. Yeah. Um, this is pretty cool.
01:50:16
Steve-O
Hold on.
01:50:18
SinkorSwim
Thank you. Oh, Chris, uh,
01:50:20
BARFINGLEON
it off
01:50:21
SinkorSwim
Oh, never no. Oh, no.
01:50:23
BARFINGLEON
That's what I heard.
01:50:23
Steve-O
RIP IT
01:50:27
SinkorSwim
Steve's just... Chris is just in the Event Horizon ship. I don't know what's happening.
01:50:34
Steve-O
ah rion um
01:50:34
BARFINGLEON
me but off! They talk about their finger that's been flayed that they're trying to bite off.
01:50:39
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Okay.
01:50:42
BARFINGLEON
that then I heard that, baby.
01:50:44
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:50:44
BARFINGLEON
That's straight up Bobbit.
01:50:46
SinkorSwim
That's the one that that's like... When Chris gets out of the Inception world, he like listens to it to make sure that he's in the real world. Okay, okay.
01:50:54
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, that's the real, that's all I know I'm in reality.
01:50:55
Steve-O
ah
01:50:56
SinkorSwim
Bobbit.
01:50:57
BARFINGLEON
If I can hear Bobbit, that's, that's,
01:50:57
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Thank God. Okay.
01:51:01
Steve-O
Fucking his wedding ring is a fucking bop it.
01:51:01
BARFINGLEON
i
01:51:05
SinkorSwim
Bobbit!
01:51:06
BARFINGLEON
we're real.
01:51:07
SinkorSwim
Twist it! No, I just want it! ah Peter Dinklage is joining Alien Earth Season 2.
01:51:12
BARFINGLEON
ah
01:51:17
SinkorSwim
He's pretty cool. Season tapped.
01:51:18
BARFINGLEON
Great addition.
01:51:19
SinkorSwim
It's a new series regular. Some people have soured on on the dink as of as of late. I don't know. I still like him.
01:51:28
BARFINGLEON
this This is a wonderful addition to the show.
01:51:30
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I think it's it's pretty fitting for sure.
01:51:32
BARFINGLEON
I love you, though.
01:51:34
SinkorSwim
And that show's sick. That show fucking rips. So.
01:51:39
Steve-O
I'm sick. I'm excited.
01:51:40
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I'm I'm a sick man.
01:51:42
Steve-O
um zom sick.
01:51:42
SinkorSwim
I'm
01:51:45
SinkorSwim
I feel like we talked about this a few weeks ago, but this is just definitive, I guess. ah The Final Destination Bloodlines duo. They're making a Metal Gear Solid movie.
01:51:58
SinkorSwim
Normally, I'd be like, whatever, but that's a really good duo. That movie, Final Destination Bloodlines is awesome. It's the best Final Destination movie.
01:52:10
SinkorSwim
And... You know, fuck it. yeah I want talented people to work on things I like. So we're getting that.
01:52:18
BARFINGLEON
Does this still have Oscar Isaacs attached? Or is that like, that
01:52:21
SinkorSwim
I think I don't trust anything, especially.
01:52:24
Steve-O
ah
01:52:25
SinkorSwim
Yeah, that's shifts probably sale. But, you know, enjoy Glenn Howerton as Liquid Snake, probably.
01:52:28
Steve-O
um on one hand this is cool
01:52:32
SinkorSwim
Actually, hold on. That might rule.
01:52:36
Steve-O
that's not bad he would also have to be solid then though
01:52:36
SinkorSwim
Yeah, my mean-spirited joke turned into something where I was like, oh, actually, that would be awesome.
01:52:37
BARFINGLEON
that's not terrible.
01:52:44
SinkorSwim
ah Oh, listen, I never...
01:52:51
SinkorSwim
Sidebar, I've never gotten the vibe that they were fucking identical twins in that game.
01:52:51
BARFINGLEON
Devon, say it.
01:52:56
SinkorSwim
In any version of that game. Not Twin Snakes. Not the original. Not Kodak illustrations.
01:53:01
BARFINGLEON
i That's fair. I think that's fair.
01:53:02
SinkorSwim
They never look the same. They don't look the same.
01:53:04
BARFINGLEON
That's fair.
01:53:05
SinkorSwim
They don't talk the same.
01:53:05
Steve-O
That's fair.
01:53:06
SinkorSwim
They don't even remotely sound the same, dude.
01:53:07
BARFINGLEON
i get I agree. yeah well Yeah, that's totally justified.
01:53:11
SinkorSwim
It's always irks me that they're like they're identical. I'm like, fuck off. No, they're not.
01:53:18
BARFINGLEON
Steve knows by their butt cheeks. That's why he knows definitively.
01:53:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah. you oh You got a firm butt.
01:53:21
Steve-O
Yeah, same cheeks.
01:53:22
SinkorSwim
No one runs like that.
01:53:22
Steve-O
Same cheeks, man.
01:53:26
SinkorSwim
All right. ah Transition noise.
01:53:31
SinkorSwim
Perfect.
01:53:32
Steve-O
Oh, brrrr.
01:53:33
SinkorSwim
Okay, thank you. um Steve, I only posted this because I thought maybe you know about this, but do you remember the game Exit 8?
01:53:42
Steve-O
Yes, I do.
01:53:43
SinkorSwim
Okay.
01:53:43
BARFINGLEON
I played that game.
01:53:44
SinkorSwim
I've never played it. Apparently, they are making a movie.
01:53:47
BARFINGLEON
I think it already came out.
01:53:49
SinkorSwim
Oh, no. Don't tell me that.
01:53:50
Steve-O
Yeah, they were they were doing marketing, i think, in New York this week, where if you found the guy in this trailer, like just walking around the subway.
01:53:52
SinkorSwim
Okay. Okay.
01:53:59
SinkorSwim
so So this trailer drops, so maybe it's one of those, like, it's going to get, like, distributed officially?
01:54:05
BARFINGLEON
I heard it was pretty good.
01:54:07
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I mean, I don't know anything about it. All I know is that it's...
01:54:12
BARFINGLEON
You don't know the conceit of the game.
01:54:14
SinkorSwim
I just... i Yeah, it's basically, it's just kind of like an unnerving walking simulator.
01:54:20
Steve-O
You're like stuck in a forever subway.
01:54:21
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
01:54:23
SinkorSwim
Kind of, yeah, loop, right?
01:54:24
BARFINGLEON
Subway Tunnel.
01:54:24
SinkorSwim
And just, like, creepy shit happens.
01:54:25
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. Oh,
01:54:25
Steve-O
Yeah. And you kind of got to figure out like the you remember when we were playing um ah PT and there was like a path to finish the demo is like you kind of gotta finish figure that out, I think.
01:54:34
BARFINGLEON
yeah. Yeah.
01:54:35
SinkorSwim
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like that.
01:54:40
SinkorSwim
All right.
01:54:41
Steve-O
But a movie.
01:54:42
BARFINGLEON
A movie.
01:54:44
SinkorSwim
Cool.
01:54:45
Steve-O
mean, it's a good idea for a horror movie.
01:54:45
SinkorSwim
Well, yeah.
01:54:47
Steve-O
What if you're stuck in a subway?
01:54:48
BARFINGLEON
I think we're going to like Steve, you posted that one article that they're making a hotline emergency. What is it? Hotline emergency?
01:54:56
SinkorSwim
Hotline Miami.
01:54:57
BARFINGLEON
Hotline? No, emergency. ah that That game we played where you receive phone calls.
01:55:04
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, they ah they announced that they're making a ah home safety hotline movie.
01:55:08
BARFINGLEON
Home safety hotline. Thank you.
01:55:10
Steve-O
Or show, it's either a show or a movie. i forget.
01:55:13
BARFINGLEON
Which is a really good idea for a movie. And it, you can take Undertone, that whole concept, and just shift it over to something more interesting.
01:55:15
Steve-O
It's fun.
01:55:21
BARFINGLEON
interesting
01:55:23
Steve-O
Sign me up.
Warhammer Characters and Gaming Frustrations
01:55:25
SinkorSwim
Alright, sick.
01:55:25
BARFINGLEON
Easy peasy.
01:55:26
SinkorSwim
ah This one's for me.
01:55:29
BARFINGLEON
This one's for Devin, guys.
01:55:29
SinkorSwim
They're all for me. But another trailer for Warhammer Survivors.
01:55:34
BARFINGLEON
We're hand machine makers.
01:55:35
SinkorSwim
um I know every character that's on this little screen. And I'm proud of it.
01:55:40
BARFINGLEON
Oh, isn't that adorable?
01:55:41
SinkorSwim
I'm proud of it, guys.
01:55:42
Steve-O
proud of you.
01:55:44
SinkorSwim
I know Marnia's Calgar. I know Gaskell. I know Makari. I know Dark Angel's Chaplin. know Commissar Yarek. When did Knight Commander Pask? Come on.
01:55:55
SinkorSwim
Give me more, guys. I know them.
01:55:59
SinkorSwim
That's what I thought, you fucking scrubs. Goddamn. You guys don't know shit.
01:56:07
Steve-O
shit about this stuff.
01:56:07
SinkorSwim
You don't know shit about nothing.
01:56:09
Steve-O
I feel like i keep learning stuff about it, and I've been learning stuff for the past 20 years, but I think it just all goes out of my head.
01:56:15
SinkorSwim
just never stop.
01:56:16
BARFINGLEON
I know who Kambasar Yurik is.
01:56:17
SinkorSwim
All right, good, good. We got somebody listening.
01:56:19
BARFINGLEON
got a big Got a big claw in his hand and shit.
01:56:22
SinkorSwim
Oh my God.
01:56:22
BARFINGLEON
He's cool dude.
01:56:23
SinkorSwim
It's a power fifth.
01:56:23
Steve-O
That's cool.
01:56:24
SinkorSwim
You fucking.
01:56:24
Steve-O
That's kind of sick.
01:56:24
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Yeah.
01:56:25
Steve-O
That's sick.
01:56:26
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Kind of sick. It's fucking dope.
01:56:28
Steve-O
You know, Marnus Calgar?
01:56:28
BARFINGLEON
He's pretty dope.
01:56:33
Steve-O
Marnius?
01:56:33
SinkorSwim
Marnius. Thank you. You know Sly Marbo, dude. Come on.
01:56:39
Steve-O
Dude, I remember going to Kaldor as a kid, dude. That place was, that that was a vibe.
01:56:43
BARFINGLEON
Sly Mordo, he's Kakachin.
01:56:45
SinkorSwim
Sly Mordo.
01:56:46
BARFINGLEON
Isn't that what he is?
01:56:47
Steve-O
Dude. Dude, the legend of Katka-chan.
01:56:54
SinkorSwim
He just pissing i you woke up and pissed me off.
01:56:55
Steve-O
I'm not trying.
01:56:56
SinkorSwim
He just woke up and pissed me off.
01:56:56
Steve-O
Did you just wake up Did you just wake up?
01:56:58
SinkorSwim
He just said, you know what I'm going to do today?
01:57:00
BARFINGLEON
about Sylvester Marlboro.
01:57:02
SinkorSwim
I'm going to piss him off.
01:57:02
BARFINGLEON
The the guy
01:57:03
Steve-O
you're telling me This is the same guy telling me that liquid and fucking solid don't look the same. And I just posted a picture of that.
01:57:08
SinkorSwim
They don't.
01:57:10
Steve-O
day That's the fucking same man.
01:57:11
SinkorSwim
Look at this. Wait, hold on. Let me look at this.
01:57:13
Steve-O
One's blonde, one's brown hair.
01:57:18
BARFINGLEON
He's got you there
01:57:18
SinkorSwim
Dude. Dude. They don't look anything alike. What's got a way bigger nose?
01:57:23
BARFINGLEON
you there. You can't spit at us for that.
01:57:25
Steve-O
a headband. The other one's got a headband over most of the other one. You telling me, dude, you would fall for the fucking Clark Kent disguise if that was the case.
01:57:34
BARFINGLEON
Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:57:36
SinkorSwim
So, so hold on. So I'm telling this Chris Scalani is like, yeah, man, I agree. And then Steve, you're seething silently, just Googling imaging. I know they look alike. I know they look the same.
01:57:45
BARFINGLEON
I said I understood you.
01:57:46
SinkorSwim
I'm going to prove it.
01:57:47
BARFINGLEON
I'm not saying I would... I'm being real!
01:57:49
SinkorSwim
Oh no, no, don't you back out of this. put you Back out of this.
01:57:51
Steve-O
Devin, Devin, we've been doing the Anti-Fanboy Podcast for almost 20 years. yeah Of course I've been silently seething Googling this. Duh.
01:58:02
BARFINGLEON
I get it. my That was my first reaction when I played the games, but after, you know, while, was...
01:58:09
Steve-O
I mean, to be fair, the PlayStation 1, they're just kind of just like blob-faced people. They don't really have faces in that one.
01:58:13
BARFINGLEON
Exactly.
01:58:13
SinkorSwim
Every dude.
01:58:15
BARFINGLEON
that That's kind of like when I was young, I didn't know that they were twins at all. But, you know, now I'm a gentleman.
01:58:22
SinkorSwim
No, and then there's like that fucking, if you watch the the secret cutscene that keeps playing after you fucking, you know, touch the menu, they're like, ooh, actually, Zalos thinks blonde too, and he just dices hair. And it's like, fuck off, dude.
01:58:34
SinkorSwim
Don't embarrass yourself. They look different. They're different people.
01:58:38
Steve-O
It's embarrassing. It's very embarrassing that they're both blonde, long-haired boys.
01:58:41
SinkorSwim
fucking telling me they're identical. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, what's British for some reason?
01:58:48
Steve-O
To be fair, yeah, that is kind of strange.
01:58:51
BARFINGLEON
the The voices don't make any sense.
01:58:53
Steve-O
That was actually the voice of Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.
01:58:55
BARFINGLEON
right No, no.
01:58:56
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:58:57
BARFINGLEON
Great voice actor, but like, contextually speaking, doesn't make a lot of sense when they're twins. That's all.
01:59:05
Steve-O
I wonder if there's a ah twin the snake...
01:59:07
SinkorSwim
yeah did one just Is that what happens when Leonardo smokes a bunch of cigarettes? He sounds like Solid Snake.
01:59:13
Steve-O
Leonardo.
01:59:15
BARFINGLEON
Oh, that sounds pretty rad, too.
01:59:16
SinkorSwim
I'm the leader of the team. Thank you.
01:59:18
BARFINGLEON
That's too rad for Leonardo, though. It's problem.
01:59:22
Steve-O
Master Splinter.
01:59:22
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
01:59:24
BARFINGLEON
He can't be that cool.
01:59:26
SinkorSwim
That's true. We can't. We can't be.
01:59:28
Steve-O
I'm looking for Metal Gear Solid, um Limp Bizkit, My Way.
01:59:34
SinkorSwim
Oh, yeah. You know what else pisses me off about Metal Gear Solid?
01:59:36
Steve-O
What's that?
01:59:39
SinkorSwim
Just fucking Liquid Snake. Legitimately cool villain. ah Revolver Ocelot. Legitimately cool villain. I just don't like that. by By the end of it, they're just like, yeah, no it's Liquid Ocelot.
01:59:52
BARFINGLEON
Okay, that's where I gotta push back a little.
01:59:54
SinkorSwim
Nah.
01:59:55
BARFINGLEON
I like the Haunted Arm thing.
01:59:56
SinkorSwim
No, but then he just he just takes over at that point.
01:59:59
BARFINGLEON
I know, but I like i like it.
01:59:59
SinkorSwim
And you're just like, it's just one guy.
02:00:01
BARFINGLEON
I think that's cool. That's the the stupid cool shit I like.
02:00:05
SinkorSwim
yeah
02:00:05
BARFINGLEON
Mel Gersault's chock full that stuff.
02:00:05
Steve-O
Dude, you know if that was in Dragon Ball, you'd be all about it.
02:00:10
SinkorSwim
If it was anime, I'd be like, no, actually kind of rules.
02:00:11
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
02:00:14
BARFINGLEON
You know.
02:00:14
Steve-O
Dude, you remember when Vegeta died and then fucking Krillin put Vegeta's hand on his hand and then Krillin became Vegeta?
02:00:15
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, you know.
02:00:15
SinkorSwim
I'm willing to admit. And it became a twin.
02:00:19
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
02:00:25
Steve-O
Dude, you're fucking sopping wet right now, Devin. Me just saying that.
02:00:29
SinkorSwim
no no, it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any goddamn sense.
02:00:31
Steve-O
It doesn't make any sense. I don't why I did like a mocking voice for that.
02:00:34
BARFINGLEON
there's a vampire There's a vampire in in that world.
02:00:38
Steve-O
There is a vampire in that world. His name is Vamp in case you didn't pick up on it.
02:00:41
SinkorSwim
ah Whoa, what? I thought his name was...
02:00:45
BARFINGLEON
There's a fat guy who skates faster than anybody I've ever seen.
02:00:47
SinkorSwim
And what's that guy's name? Fat Man.
02:00:48
Steve-O
His name is Fat Man if you didn't pick up on it.
02:00:51
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:00:52
BARFINGLEON
Like, faster than anybody ever.
02:00:54
SinkorSwim
yeah oh Oh, so we're just going to pretend that we like to all of a sudden? Okay.
02:01:00
BARFINGLEON
I'm not saying too
02:01:01
SinkorSwim
Big show, it's the fucking sickest one.
02:01:03
BARFINGLEON
I don't love it, but it's in the world.
02:01:05
Steve-O
Dude, I remember Tim saying his favorite moment in gaming was the sniper sequence where you have to protect Ocelot. Not Ocelot. I'm sorry. Otacon's
02:01:16
SinkorSwim
ah com the And he rolled it down his sleeve, caught it.
02:01:17
Steve-O
sister while walking across pipes with a sniper rifle.
02:01:17
BARFINGLEON
Oh. Yeah. Oh my god.
02:01:23
Steve-O
He was like, dude, this might be the pinnacle of video gaming.
02:01:25
BARFINGLEON
Was it really?
02:01:26
Steve-O
And then he like he adjusted his Ed Hardy trilby.
02:01:30
BARFINGLEON
yeah He got away with it. He got away with it
02:01:34
Steve-O
hey Hey, Steve, do you want to go get some non-alcoholic Zemo later?
02:01:39
BARFINGLEON
He probably had some dice in his pockets.
02:01:41
Steve-O
but Oh, yeah, he definitely had some dice when he was shaking them a little bit.
02:01:41
BARFINGLEON
yeah
02:01:47
BARFINGLEON
ha
02:01:49
SinkorSwim
and
02:01:49
Steve-O
See, okay, this is alternate universe, Tim, by the way, who we've created.
02:01:51
SinkorSwim
but not now that i Now that I can not possibly get off of this topic, I'm not saying that conceptually I understand that they're clones or whatever.
02:02:04
SinkorSwim
I'm saying in the game, they never looked alike.
02:02:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:02:08
SinkorSwim
They never sounded alike. So as a child, when I'm playing this game, i was like, that doesn't make any fucking sense.
02:02:15
BARFINGLEON
And I get you as a child, because when I played the first one, like Steve said, there blobs.
02:02:20
SinkorSwim
yeah
02:02:21
Steve-O
wallops man
02:02:21
BARFINGLEON
I had no clue. be Outside of, like, story context, which even when I was young, i had a not a tenuous, so a tenuous grasp on. Like, I didn't put two and two together. But as got older, you know you know, started
02:02:36
SinkorSwim
Why can't they just be brothers? Why they got to be identical?
02:02:39
Steve-O
Because that's too much like Mario and Luigi. They're not identical.
02:02:42
SinkorSwim
God. That's not at all the same thing.
02:02:45
BARFINGLEON
under that mustache, maybe and a few pounds more.
02:02:46
SinkorSwim
No, no, because the Mario Luigi problem.
02:02:49
Steve-O
It's a Mario and Luigi problem.
02:02:50
SinkorSwim
You don't want that happen. That's fucking embarrassing.
02:02:54
BARFINGLEON
i mean, liquid is little we G in this scenario.
02:02:56
Steve-O
Yeah, no, to be fair, they did kind of code him to be player two.
02:02:57
BARFINGLEON
Let's be real. thats So
02:02:59
SinkorSwim
Yeah, but to be fair, he secretly got the Dominic genes, the recessive genes.
02:03:01
BARFINGLEON
right
02:03:04
BARFINGLEON
I know, but it's his attitude.
02:03:06
Steve-O
yeah
02:03:07
SinkorSwim
And that was the other thing. He says, I got all the recessive. So they would look fucking different. Oh, my God. I'm getting mad all over again.
02:03:13
BARFINGLEON
Alright, calm down, though.
02:03:15
SinkorSwim
Doesn't make any guy.
02:03:15
BARFINGLEON
They're twins.
02:03:15
SinkorSwim
I play Parasite Ede. I know about cells.
02:03:19
BARFINGLEON
Dad's Mm-hmm.
02:03:19
Steve-O
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
02:03:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah. I know you'll burst into flames if something
02:03:24
BARFINGLEON
Hey, you fuck with those mitochondria. You burst in the flames. That's how that works.
02:03:27
Steve-O
HURT ME MORE!
02:03:32
SinkorSwim
so Don't laugh at that. That's weird.
02:03:34
Steve-O
I'm Aya Bree. I'm ready to go to the opera tonight. Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Fire!
02:03:40
BARFINGLEON
He's bringing me back.
02:03:40
SinkorSwim
Oh, shit. Everything's on fire.
02:03:41
BARFINGLEON
He's bringing me back.
02:03:42
Steve-O
Fire! or Fire! See, there's your fucking Beavis and Butt impression, fucking babysitter, kids!
02:03:45
SinkorSwim
Yeah, there it is.
02:03:47
Steve-O
Damn, see, it all came around. Cyclical, baby. Cyclical.
02:03:50
BARFINGLEON
That's traumatic. That's post-traumatic stress.
02:03:51
SinkorSwim
now you can Now you can heal.
02:03:52
Steve-O
You think you're special?
02:03:54
SinkorSwim
Now the healing can begin.
02:03:55
BARFINGLEON
PTSD is gone.
02:03:56
Steve-O
All right, I think we wrap that shit up. here
02:04:00
SinkorSwim
ah fair.
02:04:00
Steve-O
We are going to go buy some funny candy off this website.
02:04:05
BARFINGLEON
old hearts.
02:04:06
SinkorSwim
You know what, Steve?
02:04:07
BARFINGLEON
Jelly hearts.
02:04:10
SinkorSwim
I'm going to need a WrestleMania review next week.
02:04:15
Steve-O
Dude, you got it. You got it. You get Saturday and Sunday, man.
02:04:17
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, he's lot better.
02:04:20
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:04:20
BARFINGLEON
All these butts look bad.
02:04:21
SinkorSwim
i might need I might need a live action. You're like, this is one of those sick.
02:04:24
Steve-O
Live.
02:04:26
SinkorSwim
This one fucking sucked.
02:04:27
Steve-O
Yo, man. Yo, man. This match fucking sucked.
02:04:30
SinkorSwim
This one fucking sucked.
02:04:32
Steve-O
This match was fucking cool.
02:04:34
SinkorSwim
This magazine was pretty sick. This one had a big butt. This one, no butt.
02:04:37
Steve-O
This one.
02:04:38
BARFINGLEON
Ooh.
02:04:39
Steve-O
No butt. Big butt.
02:04:41
BARFINGLEON
I mean, there's a big butt. All right.
02:04:43
Steve-O
This guy broke his butt.
02:04:45
BARFINGLEON
All right.
02:04:46
Steve-O
All right. So hopefully y'all don't break your butt and we'll be back next week and we'll see if John Suarez is available.
02:04:55
SinkorSwim
Done being a father.
02:04:57
Steve-O
i mean, I don't think that's ever going to finish.
02:04:57
SinkorSwim
Yeah. are you Are you done, dude? Because time's up.
02:05:01
Steve-O
I, the thing is, you notice the more kids John has, the more dad things he's getting into.
02:05:08
SinkorSwim
Dude, I, that man over, that man's, I think he kind of was preemptively getting into more dad shit because of it.
02:05:17
Steve-O
copy burn
02:05:17
SinkorSwim
You know what I mean?
02:05:18
Steve-O
No, I know what you're talking about. I Fucking...
02:05:19
SinkorSwim
You know what I mean? All right,
02:05:24
BARFINGLEON
That brain, man.
02:05:26
Steve-O
Brain devoured!
02:05:27
SinkorSwim
all right. What is John's, let's end all this. What is John's next dad thing going to be?
02:05:33
Steve-O
Oh, so, okay. If John has a third kid...
02:05:36
SinkorSwim
I don't even know if he needs it. What if he just evolves just by having the second kid?
02:05:40
Steve-O
Owen, Max, and then... Deuteronomy Suarez.
02:05:44
BARFINGLEON
Deuteronomy.
02:05:45
SinkorSwim
Yeah, I don't need to know his his secret child's third name. I just need to...
02:05:50
Steve-O
He's going to really big into um rocks. Just like knowing like rocks.
02:05:57
SinkorSwim
Rocks?
02:05:58
Steve-O
Like he's going to be like, he'll be like, yeah, you know, got a rock tumbler.
02:05:58
BARFINGLEON
Your minerals! Marie!
02:06:01
SinkorSwim
If he's... if he's
02:06:04
Steve-O
I really like to make sure the rocks all shined up. This one's granite, you know, check out the shine on this granite rock.
02:06:07
SinkorSwim
Oh, man.
02:06:10
Steve-O
It
02:06:12
SinkorSwim
Okay. ah
02:06:15
Steve-O
took a 24 hours to make sure that this was a good one.
02:06:18
SinkorSwim
He might be, he might get into bird watching. Unironically.
02:06:23
Steve-O
Well, he's super.
02:06:24
BARFINGLEON
Oh, it's a lark! Ha, ha, ha.
02:06:25
Steve-O
<unk>s It's a lark, everyone.
02:06:27
SinkorSwim
Guys, I got a bird book. i got a bird book from, from Sam.
02:06:29
Steve-O
A blue footed booby.
02:06:32
BARFINGLEON
Please keep it down. You're scaring the birds.
02:06:36
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
02:06:36
Steve-O
you know how to me? Please stop running in the woods.
02:06:37
SinkorSwim
or Dude, you're out of Goku.
02:06:43
SinkorSwim
She's named next kid Goku, regardless of gender.
02:06:43
Steve-O
No.
02:06:46
Steve-O
No, we're saving that for you, Devon.
02:06:48
SinkorSwim
Fuck, thanks.
02:06:48
BARFINGLEON
Yeah, you got that one locked down.
02:06:49
SinkorSwim
Thanks, guys. Thanks. We all know it would be Vegeta.
02:06:54
Steve-O
Damn, that's fucked up, man.
02:06:54
SinkorSwim
Vegeta Suarez, dude. I'd be so mad.
02:06:56
Steve-O
Why are you naming your child Vegeta Suarez?
02:06:59
SinkorSwim
No, I'm just saying like now i'm just imagining he names his child.
02:07:00
Steve-O
yeah Oh, he takes... No, he would do that, though, if you named your child Goku.
02:07:04
SinkorSwim
I know.
02:07:06
Steve-O
Yeah. Dude, a route to be suddenly just gets a name change.
02:07:09
SinkorSwim
Dude.
02:07:13
SinkorSwim
Man, um I'd birdwatching or like he gets really into like Jeeps.
02:07:24
Steve-O
Oh, he could get into jeeps.
02:07:24
BARFINGLEON
No! No!
02:07:28
SinkorSwim
Sorry, dude. there's so They're really eighty a he's just flaunting the safety of Jeeps.
02:07:33
BARFINGLEON
He's gonna have all those ducks.
02:07:35
Steve-O
kindnna Yeah, he's going to be a duck that guy.
02:07:37
SinkorSwim
Yeah.
Humorous Speculations and Personal Preferences
02:07:38
BARFINGLEON
I fucking hate those people.
02:07:40
Steve-O
Does he have grill? He could get really into g grilling.
02:07:43
SinkorSwim
Um, yeah. I mean, listen, they're vegetarian.
02:07:46
BARFINGLEON
That I'm about. But he doesn't eat meat.
02:07:47
SinkorSwim
I don't know how much grilling they're doing.
02:07:48
BARFINGLEON
Yeah. He doesn't eat red meat or pork.
02:07:51
Steve-O
Oh, you're right.
02:07:52
SinkorSwim
Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. No fun at that house.
02:07:55
BARFINGLEON
maybe Maybe smoking.
02:07:55
Steve-O
Oh, might be.
02:07:56
BARFINGLEON
He might get into smoking. yeah smoke You ever smoke those meats?
02:07:58
Steve-O
Yeah, you might have a meat smoker.
02:07:59
SinkorSwim
Oh, he buys like a green egg.
02:08:01
BARFINGLEON
Yeah.
02:08:02
SinkorSwim
okay
02:08:03
BARFINGLEON
yeah we we like to go We like to smoke those meats. We get together and yeah we smoke the meats.
02:08:07
SinkorSwim
We, uh, sometimes I smoke, uh, this pineapple and some of the mango I smoke and corn. Oh my God. Who doesn't love smoked corn?
02:08:19
SinkorSwim
I would shoot him in the heart on site.
02:08:20
BARFINGLEON
to shut up.
02:08:23
BARFINGLEON
Oh, man.
02:08:23
SinkorSwim
And then
02:08:23
Steve-O
Devin.
02:08:25
BARFINGLEON
You wouldn't even try the corn.
02:08:27
SinkorSwim
it no, I don't like corn.
02:08:29
Steve-O
He did come on This is established.
02:08:32
SinkorSwim
I only like one type of corn and that's where the R's backwards, baby.
02:08:39
SinkorSwim
Thank you.
02:08:40
BARFINGLEON
food. Oh, okay. That's
02:08:42
SinkorSwim
I can't tell if that's Steve saying that or if that's the fucking sound clip.
02:08:46
BARFINGLEON
Steve. It's Steve.
02:08:48
SinkorSwim
That's one more time.
02:08:50
BARFINGLEON
It's 100% Steve.
02:08:52
SinkorSwim
No, that's not Steve.
02:08:53
BARFINGLEON
Yep. I think it's Steve. I think we'll never know definitively.
02:08:56
SinkorSwim
Because the other ones aren't Steve.
02:08:59
BARFINGLEON
I know, but that one is because the other one fright.
02:09:01
SinkorSwim
Sell your soul.
02:09:02
BARFINGLEON
I know the other one frightened me and Steve was like, um I'll fix that up for him. i don't want to frighten him again.
02:09:07
Steve-O
umt Let me clean that up a little for him. That might scare him a little too much.
02:09:12
SinkorSwim
that one's a little uh off kilter let me reel that one back in there fuck it
02:09:18
BARFINGLEON
My theory. I'm sticking to it. Yeah, it's fair.
02:09:25
BARFINGLEON
All right. With that, peace out, hombres.
02:09:30
SinkorSwim
you think you're special
02:09:30
Steve-O
See ya.