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SinkorSwim: Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week of April 13th, 2026. I know sometimes i say the number, sometimes I say the month. I just felt like mixing it up this week. What can I say? What can I tell you?
SinkorSwim: My name is Devin Kopech, and I'm feeling pretty sassy today. i' I'm a little jazzed up. I don't really know why, but here I am. My name is Devin Kopech. With me, Chris Galanti.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, you want some sass? I think you said freeble.
SinkorSwim: Oh, God damn it. I did. Steve O'Tierry.
Steve-O: Bring out some more mustard because this pretzel is about to get a little spicier.
SinkorSwim: And the man who.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, damn. Steve, are you the pretzel in that scenario?
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: You're going to cut yourself a mustard.
SinkorSwim: Well, I don't like that. and i don't like that at all. And ah the man who suggests all the A.I.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah.
SinkorSwim: prompts to one president, Trump, John Suarez, is not here.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, missed it.
SinkorSwim: But he's on baby duty. He's out.
BARFINGLEON: I don't know what that said, but I think it said something I'm not going to repeat.
SinkorSwim: I think he said hit it.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, you know, that it just sounds like somebody like hell to me.
Steve-O: Hit it.
SinkorSwim: Is that what it said?
Steve-O: Pop it.
Steve-O: Hell.
BARFINGLEON: Like, like, like you opened up hell and it I hear screaming and then it shuts again.
SinkorSwim: Help. Help.
SinkorSwim: Oh, my God.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that's, you understand?
SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah, yeah. I do hear it scream. I hear it scream.
Steve-O: I'm Art Bell, and today we are going to listen to the audio from the pit of hell.
BARFINGLEON: These are voices from hell.
Steve-O: i don't do a good Art Bell. My Art Bell just becomes Jesse the body.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, who... I... No. Art Bell is lovely individual who spread insane theories and rumors.
Steve-O: Now, speaking of theories and rumors, Devin, you were talking about baby duty John Suarez.
SinkorSwim: yeah
Steve-O: What does what do you mean by that?
SinkorSwim: eight ah Well, John Suarez, is a his his wife primarily had a child. John was there.
Steve-O: Primarily.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, John really just kind of, he probably held some hands, you know?
BARFINGLEON: Hey... secondarily he had one too
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Do you say we're pregnant? I don't know. He's not here to...
BARFINGLEON: no he actually gave birth to a baby too ah junior junior he got his own man
SinkorSwim: Oh...
Steve-O: Yeah, he he did a twin situation. Wait, no, no. I meant a... um What's the other one?
SinkorSwim: um A junior is a yeah in a junior situation.
Steve-O: Junior situation. Yeah, not a twin situation.
SinkorSwim: You know, can I be honest with you? I think that movie
SinkorSwim: does more harm than good in terms of, yes, because Arnold no-sells childbirth.
Steve-O: Junior?
BARFINGLEON: explain. Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Well, I think.
SinkorSwim: He really, it's really not that big of a deal for him. He's like, oh, it hurts. I feel like i want to die. But that's pretty much it. He's not, so like the comedy is like, okay.
BARFINGLEON: Can I, Kevin, can I give you meta textual, uh, answer to that? Um,
SinkorSwim: Yeah, sure.
BARFINGLEON: The audience and also Arnold knows we always view him as a strong dude. Like he's been through fire, gunshots and everything.
SinkorSwim: Right.
BARFINGLEON: I just feel like his pain tolerance, at least to the audience's perception, is pretty high.
SinkorSwim: i I get it.
BARFINGLEON: So he could poop out a baby out of his asshole pretty easily.
SinkorSwim: I just, yeah. I mean, also, as a kid, I didn't understand the concept of a C-section, and that literally was my question.
BARFINGLEON: Because that's what happens, right?
Steve-O: Yeah, he gets a C-section, so it's out of his stomach.
SinkorSwim: I was like, i was like does he come out of his ass?
Steve-O: It's
SinkorSwim: Like, as a kid, i was like, where does he come from?
BARFINGLEON: I thought he just just basically said to the director, he's like, I've taken huge shits before I can do this.
Steve-O: little...
SinkorSwim: I'm going to take a shit.
BARFINGLEON: it's not du It's no big deal.
SinkorSwim: I do not care.
Steve-O: Arnold, Bobby. Bobby, it doesn't come out of your ass like that.
SinkorSwim: Wait, yeah, who's the who's the director?
Steve-O: Arnold, Bobby.
SinkorSwim: Oh, Scorsese, that's crazy.
BARFINGLEON: more it's Oh, I didn't know that.
SinkorSwim: Reuben Lackett Jr.
BARFINGLEON: Ingmar Bergman.
Steve-O: Arnold, it doesn't come out like that. It doesn't do that.
BARFINGLEON: Bergman had it.
SinkorSwim: Oh, Ivan Reitman. Fuck.
Steve-O: There you go. All stars.
BARFINGLEON: Okay.
Steve-O: All stars right there.
SinkorSwim: ah well Oh, he did he did Twins as well and Kindergarten Cop.
BARFINGLEON: All right.
Steve-O: He was on a ah a run.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, wow.
Steve-O: A Schwarzenegger run right there.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: That would be a good Galanian show. Maybe I should do Ivan Reitman.
Steve-O: Wow.
BARFINGLEON: Trilogy?
Steve-O: So, there you go.
SinkorSwim: Oh, I thought you meant the Twins trilogy.
BARFINGLEON: Trilogy?
Steve-O: The Ivan Reitman trilogy.
BARFINGLEON: Trilogy?
SinkorSwim: Well, ah Twins, Junior, ah ah Kindergarten Cop.
Steve-O: Only, wait, wait, only Schwarzenegger movies are with Ivan Reitman?
BARFINGLEON: Tr
SinkorSwim: Yeah, only Schwarzenegger-Wrightman movies.
BARFINGLEON: where's nigger by riman and connected connection
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: So, no Ghostbusters.
Steve-O: No Stripes. No Evolution. No.
BARFINGLEON: No Groundhog's Day? He did that, right?
Steve-O: I think so.
BARFINGLEON: Pretty sure.
Steve-O: Meatballs?
BARFINGLEON: No meatballs?
Steve-O: Meatballs?
BARFINGLEON: Okay, slow down.
SinkorSwim: like before we Okay, okay.
BARFINGLEON: Everybody stop, alright?
SinkorSwim: Listen, before we fall into this this deep, dark pit, all I'm saying is Arnold no-sells this fucking pregnancy, this active pregnancy.
BARFINGLEON: No meatballs? yeah
BARFINGLEON: Alright, Devin. Okay.
SinkorSwim: And I was like, as a kid, I was like, what a fucking, what a bitch.
BARFINGLEON: That one.
Steve-O: but I like that even fucking Chris is like, all right, Devin, all right, this is it.
BARFINGLEON: I gave you my answer.
Steve-O: Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
BARFINGLEON: He's a tough guy.
Steve-O: You heard what I have to say. But congratulations, John, um on having a new beautiful baby daughter. ah We'll, you know, we'll see you back when you're ready. um Sounds like, you know, the Suarez household is busy right now. So.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: No, he's not.
BARFINGLEON: Let him cook.
SinkorSwim: He's active. I just looked at his Instagram.
BARFINGLEON: Let him cook, guys.
SinkorSwim: He's just hanging out with his baby doing nothing.
Steve-O: You think you're special?
SinkorSwim: No excuse. Yeah, me and John Suarez are going to have the My Way WrestleMania build.
Steve-O: but We're going to have the the big brouhaha at the end of the week.
BARFINGLEON: I'm sure he's watching WrestleMania right now, at least for the booties. You guys keep showing me all the time.
SinkorSwim: You know, ah well, i don't I don't want to speak out of school, but one of my favorite things in twenty it just in existence right now is how Owe stops whatever he's doing anytime an attractive blonde wrestler comes on the TV screen.
BARFINGLEON: Well, you know, man.
SinkorSwim: John's like, he locks in, dude. And I'm like, that's so funny to me.
BARFINGLEON: it It is seeing that form so early too.
SinkorSwim: because I've never been able to to relate to a child more.
BARFINGLEON: It's crazy.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, yeah.
SinkorSwim: I'm like, yeah, dude.
BARFINGLEON: You're like, oh, that's a human being. i get A human male straight.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, you know, I'm like, finally, something we could talk about.
BARFINGLEON: yeah
SinkorSwim: That's an attractive lady. That's a beautiful person. I agree.
BARFINGLEON: Well, you guys showed me a lot. i mean, you know, the ah the lookers are... There's a lot more lookers in the WWE... w I mean, it's it's a more attractive wrestling group than when we grew up.
Steve-O: You know, it's – I might push back on that, Chris.
SinkorSwim: i i Maybe. be Maybe.
BARFINGLEON: I think so.
SinkorSwim: Maybe.
Steve-O: I might push back on that.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
Steve-O: I think it's it is more like people who are – like, you know, they're actively – oh, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Okay, please.
BARFINGLEON: I'm talking about men and women, by the way.
Steve-O: Well, I mean that's the thing. People are – you know, we're just – we've got better ah just ways to do skincare now. I don't know what that means.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, but you're going to tell me, but Chris...
BARFINGLEON: i I think you might be i think plastic surgery might have gotten pretty great too
Steve-O: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: I mean, Chris, i'd put I put prime Trish Stratus up against it anybody today, though.
BARFINGLEON: actually thought Trish Stratus looked better when she got older I thought but I didn't really i wasn't like I thought she was attractive yeah yeah not not really not really that's just me
SinkorSwim: and No, no, I think she's gorgeous now, but I'm just saying, like...
SinkorSwim: Oh, I was. yeah
Steve-O: You weren't a big, sunny, sable guy.
SinkorSwim: Oh, my God. Oh. All right. Freak.
BARFINGLEON: i I like Bleeda very much, but...
Steve-O: You know what? That's the thing. Leta was doing the big flips, and i think I think that is kind of a weird thing that attaches itself.
SinkorSwim: Everybody likes Peter. I respected the athleticism.
Steve-O: No, okay kind of you kind of do a little bit where you're like, wow.
SinkorSwim: Okay. Okay.
BARFINGLEON: Well, she's hot too.
Steve-O: Wow.
BARFINGLEON: She's got a great body.
Steve-O: Oh, my goodness.
BARFINGLEON: like She worked on her body quite a bit and it showed. And that was very representational as a child.
Steve-O: And she does the big flip off the top of the turnbuckle.
BARFINGLEON: But no, I do think, I don't know. I think Trish got, I think she got better looking.
SinkorSwim: No, no. I think she's... I mean, it's it's tough, right? But she's it's she's held up incredibly well.
BARFINGLEON: She really has.
SinkorSwim: You know, she's, she's ah yeah, still gorgeous.
BARFINGLEON: She's a gorgeous woman.
Steve-O: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: But I do think, I don't know.
SinkorSwim: Like, take what, Stacey Keebler, Tori?
BARFINGLEON: I'm looking, you're showing me these pictures. There's, you know what there is? i think there's there's a little bit more variety nowadays.
Steve-O: Hmm.
Steve-O: Yeah, you know what? That's the thing. Like, it's not like, all right, we're going to just have like the the there was a real nasty run in WWE w e where it was like, if you're willing to appear in Playboy, we'll make you the star of the women's division.
Steve-O: And they they did that for a long time.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that's...
Steve-O: And now, thankfully, it is just basically like you are going to wrestle just as hard as the men, if not harder, And you're going to have to like, you know,
BARFINGLEON: Also look good.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. No, it's funny. I remember working with um you know an old job, i you know just older women I would work with. And I'd be like, yeah, like this chick, Rhea Ripley, is the new thing, the new big thing. And they're like, oh my gosh. And I was like, you're crazy.
SinkorSwim: like To think that that's not like a gorgeous woman.
BARFINGLEON: it's it's
SinkorSwim: Like, ugh. Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: It's a differing in generational.
SinkorSwim: ah Yeah, i was like, listen, I get it, but like don't ask your son what he thinks about re-arresting, because like you're going to be horrified.
Steve-O: it's all It's all types now.
SinkorSwim: i was like, yeah.
Steve-O: It's all types. there's you know If you're there for Rhea Ripley, hell yeah. If you're there for Bobby Lashley, Bobby Lashley, I don't know if he's still wrestling, but I know he looks great.
SinkorSwim: You're still wrestling.
Steve-O: He looks great. He doesn't look like he's day aged a day.
SinkorSwim: like kind of That guy literally... If you like look at a picture from him from 2007 versus... like two thousand Barely changed.
Steve-O: Has not gotten older.
SinkorSwim: He doesn't have a goatee anymore. That's the only difference.
Steve-O: And that's kind of the difference between me and now and then, aside from a bunch of age.
SinkorSwim: bunch of age and a punch.
BARFINGLEON: Just that little thing, age, getting in the
Steve-O: Bunch of age. Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: I used to have the little soul patch because I thought it was cool. I tried that for a little bit because of Chase Utley.
BARFINGLEON: yeah we didn't We didn't think it was.
Steve-O: Oh, come on, man. Chase Utley had that.
BARFINGLEON: yeah Yeah, I know. He's Chase Elliott.
Steve-O: Okay, let's look back.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, he had it.
Steve-O: Let's all look back at moments of our design and fashion and personal like sense of wardrobe. like What is something you look back now and you're like, that was a little much.
Steve-O: That was a little silly.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, I have one immediately have one handlebar mustache.
Steve-O: You did try and do the Hogan Triple H sort of thing there.
BARFINGLEON: It was that that was not working at all. Like that look like that looks so white trash.
Steve-O: It was fun though. you know It was a fun run and it was at a time where it was, I think, you know, ah but it you know it was good though.
BARFINGLEON: don't got the chin. don't got the chin for it. You got the chin.
Steve-O: It was good.
BARFINGLEON: That was as I thought I looked trashy as shit. But that's that's me.
Steve-O: i was I was trying to do sideburns and oh,
SinkorSwim: I've never done anything wrong ever.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, fuck you, Devin. You had that big fucking, fucking scrote goatee for a while. Scrootee.
Steve-O: you did have that Scroko tee and you matched it with your little cabby cat, the little cabby hat.
SinkorSwim: To be fair, that was... Nah, to be fair though, that was just because my cheeks weren't growing in yet.
Steve-O: Oh, so you had the goatee because you had no cheeks?
SinkorSwim: I was just working with what I had. I mean, because they grew in, the goatee chin hair grew in first.
BARFINGLEON: yeah
SinkorSwim: What I'm saying is I've never done anything wrong and I'm standing.
Steve-O: Oh.
Steve-O: Oh, you're saying for like a full beard. Okay, I thought you meant like you didn't have cheeks yet.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, are we talking about like fashion?
Steve-O: you're like Yeah, my cheeks with two were too cut.
SinkorSwim: No, no, yeah, I'm saying like, I'm saying like the beard wasn't connecting to the cheeks yet. So I was like, how dare you?
Steve-O: I was too beautiful. I couldn't.
BARFINGLEON: It was a bad move.
SinkorSwim: Wait, are we talking about like fashion are we talking about just like aesthetics?
Steve-O: All of it. I'm talking about all of it. Like what, like what era of you do you look back and you're like, oh i should have retconned that.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, yeah, of course. What choice?
SinkorSwim: Man, if I had to be...
BARFINGLEON: That was a bad choice.
SinkorSwim: I think I would retcon the jean jacket hoodie. I rocked that for probably a bit longer than I should have.
BARFINGLEON: Jean jacket hoodie.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, like i had a jean I had a jean jacket with jeans, but I had a hoodie under the jean jacket, so I had the hood that came up.
BARFINGLEON: I don't even remember that.
BARFINGLEON: Was it dark?
Steve-O: a
SinkorSwim: And, you know, this is before I heard of the term Canadian tuxedo. And I was like,
Steve-O: Oh yeah. You were hard in the all denim. You were doing the whole Britney Spears thing, right?
BARFINGLEON: Is that your natural form?
SinkorSwim: ah.
Steve-O: it
SinkorSwim: Yeah, maybe. it was It was a comfy fit, though. I will i will say that.
Steve-O: Well, what was your favorite iteration of yourself?
SinkorSwim: I was comfortable.
Steve-O: Let's turn this into a positive.
SinkorSwim: Oh,
Steve-O: Because I can name one for both of you guys. I would say, Chris, I would say when you were wearing the orange beanie that was the same color as the hoodies you were wearing.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, all orange. Hell yeah, dude.
Steve-O: Yeah, like you were you were rocking that.
SinkorSwim: You did have an orange phase for sure.
BARFINGLEON: I was glowing.
Steve-O: You are vibrant.
SinkorSwim: you' and
BARFINGLEON: I love that.
SinkorSwim: ah
Steve-O: And Devin, I would say Peacoat era Devin Kopech.
SinkorSwim: You know, i was where I was rocking a peacoat a lot this this winter, actually.
Steve-O: I think that was a that was a fit.
Steve-O: Bringing it back.
SinkorSwim: So.
BARFINGLEON: Peacoats are always pretty fucking fly.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, I feel like peacoats are always pretty solid, but.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
SinkorSwim: I never not feel I always feel cool in a peacoat. Like, you know, did you guys, it's not terribly funny, but did you see the footage of that fucking guy who's like trying to break into somebody's house and they're wearing like a trench coat and a weird shirt?
BARFINGLEON: Oh, I saw that.
Steve-O: Oh, yes, yes.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, with the baby.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, like that guy probably felt as cool as I do walking around in a peacoat in the winter. Like, I think it's similar vibes. I'm just not looking for an abducted child or whatever the fuck that guy was doing.
Steve-O: Like, let me in!
SinkorSwim: good Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: that was legitimate mental illness.
SinkorSwim: A thousand percent, a thousand percent. But I'm just saying in terms of just like how cool you feel when you throw on your fit, we probably were on an equal way.
BARFINGLEON: The classic.
BARFINGLEON: I think that's also legitimate mental illness.
SinkorSwim: Yeah,
Steve-O: That's the jacket. The jacket comes with it.
BARFINGLEON: i think I think we all, you know, delusion spark life. I'm firm believer of that.
SinkorSwim: yeah. yeah
Steve-O: Like he wouldn't have been he wouldn't have been able to have that bravado or that bravery to even do that had that jacket not been on him at that time.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, and if he didn't read those Dresden books.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, the Dresden books. They definitely.
BARFINGLEON: The Dresden files?
Steve-O: Yeah, he said he was his Frank Dresden.
BARFINGLEON: Do you remember those?
SinkorSwim: Yeah, his name's like Henry. Yeah, he says his name's Henry Dresden.
Steve-O: Oh, Henry Dresden. Yeah.
SinkorSwim: But I think it was based off the Dresden books that he was, I mean, you know.
BARFINGLEON: Oh no.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, that's really nerdy.
SinkorSwim: Apparently he's ex-military, which just makes the whole thing kind of a bummer.
Steve-O: Not actually ex-military.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, he stole valor.
SinkorSwim: Oh, he lied?
Steve-O: Not live. Live.
SinkorSwim: Nolan Ballard, never mind.
Steve-O: Stolen valor.
SinkorSwim: You're a piece of shit, dude. I don't care what your mental state is. You fucking piece shit.
Steve-O: You think y'all special? No.
BARFINGLEON: like that time Devin got yelled at at that Wendy's for wearing the...
SinkorSwim: Yeah. yeah's du Yeah, me and Henry Dresden, dude. WrestleMania, my way go about.
BARFINGLEON: You were Henry Dresden. I'm saying that.
SinkorSwim: Fuck that guy up.
BARFINGLEON: I fought in two wars.
SinkorSwim: Actually, dude, that guy, that guy can kick a door. He doesn't. That was the first thing I thought of. i was like, that man's just wearing fucking flip-flops, and he's kicking that door as hard as he can.
BARFINGLEON: My favorite thing is when he was trying to grab the ring camera, like block.
SinkorSwim: he had
Steve-O: Yeah, he was trying to peel it.
BARFINGLEON: And you could see him like trying with his fingers, like give all got yeah trying to get in there, you know, rip it off the.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. I'm sorry, Steve. I totally sidetracked.
Steve-O: Well, were i don't remember. This is a good sidetrack.
SinkorSwim: coat and You were talking about you.
BARFINGLEON: We were talking about like, you need to be a little delusional to know, like to be in a good fit.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. What was a good? Yeah. Yeah. But what was a good Steve fit? Chris.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, Steve fit. Okay. Um,
Steve-O: All of them. Boom. Done.
SinkorSwim: yeah
BARFINGLEON: I always am a fan of leather jacket hoodie.
SinkorSwim: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, Steve, you had that that leather jacket with the the gray hoodie, the whitish gray hoodie.
Steve-O: Good one.
BARFINGLEON: You were rocking that, I think, before most.
Steve-O: The, the one with the, the yeah, the built in hood.
SinkorSwim: You're like the one, yeah, the one I used to wear?
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, you you you rocked that first, and I was like, that's fucking fly as shit.
Steve-O: I, I do now have a a, I would describe it as a, an, an ode to that jacket, which is, it's just like a black, but it's like kind of like more canvas.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, you wrote that for minute.
Steve-O: It's not leather, but it does have like the hoodie built inside of it. That is gray. So.
BARFINGLEON: You cracked that code, I think, before anybody else did.
Steve-O: I I did. I got gifted that for Christmas. And I said, okay, thanks.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that was that was real.
SinkorSwim: You said, thanks, Santa. I'm going to be the coolest dude on the block.
Steve-O: But then again, I also tried to do a trench coat and that doesn't, that's not, that's no good.
BARFINGLEON: And then i i
SinkorSwim: Oh, man. I think.
BARFINGLEON: I got a peacoat with a hoodie in it. And now it's a thing. Now that's a thing.
SinkorSwim: Okay.
Steve-O: That is a thing.
SinkorSwim: I do so always. I always support a hoodie under under jacket because, again, you throw it on there.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, 100%.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
BARFINGLEON: It's like ah you if you're
SinkorSwim: I'll do that over like a hat or a beanie.
BARFINGLEON: if you're not too fat, you don't look like Silent Bob.
SinkorSwim: when me go
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yes.
BARFINGLEON: You know what I mean? But if you're the right human form, it's really rocking.
Steve-O: It, it's a good look.
SinkorSwim: I like it.
Steve-O: It's a good look. Well.
SinkorSwim: Tim Lucas, ah leather jacket era.
Steve-O: Oh yeah. I would go a leather jacket trilby, that Hardy trilby.
BARFINGLEON: Actually, you know my favorite my favorite look ever is we have a collective friend by the name of Ian.
Steve-O: i
SinkorSwim: obviously obviously
BARFINGLEON: That's all I'll say. He started dressing like Uncle Buck for a long time, and that shit never made me laugh ever in my entire life.
Steve-O: ah
BARFINGLEON: Ever.
Steve-O: Definitely like 100% has always been a unique look.
BARFINGLEON: Damn.
Steve-O: Like has always stood out, has never not.
BARFINGLEON: He was wearing in the fucking suit jacket with the patches on the elbows and shit.
Steve-O: Oh my God, dude.
BARFINGLEON: That shit fucking fun.
Steve-O: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: I mean, the Uncle Buck look is a solid. It's a solid look, man.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that's real. If you're a big guy.
SinkorSwim: And he had the body type for it, you know?
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, if you're a big guy, as you are living life. Looking like ah look at like Uncle Buck.
Steve-O: Carries the persona too. Carries it.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, you could even do like subtle Uncle Buck where it's like dress pants with a sweater and and a nice dress shirt because he rocked that a bunch.
Steve-O: Yeah. I don't think you can be meek and be an uncle buck.
BARFINGLEON: Well, he he wore like Cosby sweaters. So they were like shit was happening on that sweater.
Steve-O: Right. Oh yeah.
BARFINGLEON: You know?
Steve-O: Oh yeah. But I don't think, I don't think you can be like an introverted like person wearing this style.
BARFINGLEON: That's my opinion.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, fuck no. No. It's like a Hawaiian shirt. It's the same energy. It's just winter.
Steve-O: Just winter.
BARFINGLEON: Chicago. It's Chicago. That guy.
Steve-O: Chicago. There's Hawaiian shirts and Chicago in shirts.
SinkorSwim: Just dress up like a Chicago man.
BARFINGLEON: I basically, like that's, um if you're fat in Chicago, you're a king. Like that's the king of fat of fat people.
Steve-O: Oh my God, you thrive.
SinkorSwim: guys are making a lot of assumptions about...
BARFINGLEON: i It's either Philadelphia or Chicago, Devin. Let's be real.
Steve-O: Home of the big boys.
SinkorSwim: I don't know. I don't know. I'm i'm struggling with... like You're a king if you're just fat in a city.
Steve-O: I'm to say this though. I'm gonna say this though.
BARFINGLEON: i you know even Have you ever been to Chicago? Okay.
SinkorSwim: Yes.
BARFINGLEON: Okay.
Steve-O: Oh, he tried to get you with the have you ever been.
SinkorSwim: Are you saying are you saying i wasn't fat enough to be lauded?
BARFINGLEON: um at You would now, maybe. Ooh.
Steve-O: Wow. yeah
BARFINGLEON: Uh-oh.
Steve-O: wow
SinkorSwim: Oh, so i should i should just come back every few years just to check on the status? Like, yeah?
BARFINGLEON: I think you would be, you're like a Chicago 10.
Steve-O: Do people walk a lot in Chicago?
BARFINGLEON: um
Steve-O: Chicago 10, God damn it.
SinkorSwim: ah Do people walk a lot? You know what? It's a cleaner. I'd i'd prefer to walk in Chicago. It's it's a much cleaner city.
BARFINGLEON: It is a lovely city. I quite like it, actually.
Steve-O: Because I was known to Chris before. i was like, I think that we all, in in our area, we intrinsically have more walking stamina than most people.
BARFINGLEON: i think Philadelphia really trained us for that.
SinkorSwim: Fair.
BARFINGLEON: I think Philly is the...
Steve-O: I think Philadelphia, boardwalk.
SinkorSwim: I know.
BARFINGLEON: is the is the epitic oh Okay, Boardwalk 2.
Steve-O: Like just this this area, man, we're just, we're, we're trained to just walk extended.
BARFINGLEON: That's a very good point.
BARFINGLEON: I would argue that Philly is the most walkable city in the country.
Steve-O: a grid.
SinkorSwim: o
Steve-O: It's grid.
BARFINGLEON: it is It is a grid. It's not that big.
SinkorSwim: Not New York?
BARFINGLEON: Really?
SinkorSwim: Is New York too big?
BARFINGLEON: Legit- No!
Steve-O: new New York's too big.
BARFINGLEON: No.
Steve-O: New York's too big.
BARFINGLEON: Subway. Subway city. That's a subway city.
SinkorSwim: enough Fair enough.
Steve-O: eat fresh.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Like, you have to walk. Don't get me wrong. you You are correct in that regard. Like, you have to walk fast, too. But it's not a walker's place. Like, it's not a casual walk in New York.
BARFINGLEON: It's you are in the way.
SinkorSwim: I think we talked about this we talked about this in the past, but my hang-up about walking is I just need to know where I'm going.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, yeah.
SinkorSwim: jenny Jenny has this really bad habit of just being like, it's this way, and then not giving me any additional information.
BARFINGLEON: There.
Steve-O: Oh,
BARFINGLEON: Hmm.
Steve-O: oh
SinkorSwim: I'm like, are are we close? Are we far? like It's the not knowing that really throws me off.
Steve-O: She kind of has a, like, let me lead you into the woods, like, sort of directioning.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, I'm like... Because sometimes... it's It's like a 20 minute walk. And I'm like, what the fuck? And then sometimes it's it's less than five minutes. But I'm like, and I frankly, I don't think she knows.
SinkorSwim: And I think she just hides that from me. And then it's just like, we'll just get there when we get there. But that's not how I operate. Like, if it's a 40 minute walk, I can do it.
BARFINGLEON: i think I think you're a fairer walker than than most people you you know and in other states, Devin.
SinkorSwim: I just need to know about it.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, I mean... Yeah. ah I went to a...
Steve-O: When we bring the out of towners and they never keep up.
SinkorSwim: Dude, I didn't tell you guys about this. Let me tell you about this.
Steve-O: Hmm.
SinkorSwim: Totally, totally hard right out of this conversation, but I went to a skating rink over the week, right? Went to a skating rink. It was a friend's birthday.
SinkorSwim: We go to the skating rink. There's one man outside with a sign, like a picketing sign, right? Yeah. And like we drive by and a gust of wind hits him. So like I can't even read the sign and it just kind of almost blows out of his hand. And I'm like, what the fuck was that As I pull in to the scanning rink.
SinkorSwim: We go in. we're waiting We're waiting for some friends. They pull in. They're like, what's the deal with the picketer? Or the, you know, he's he's basically like, this rink should be shut down.
SinkorSwim: Our friends go up to ask the the guy what the deal is. They're like, hey, why why do you have this sign? What are you doing? This guy's reasoning was they kicked me out because they wouldn't let me film kids, which is a bold comment.
BARFINGLEON: What the I think that's all you need.
Steve-O: Oh.
SinkorSwim: It's a bold statement, right? So, you know, I didn't talk to this person, but they were like, yeah, I don't know. It seems like there's more to the story. I'm like, okay, fair.
SinkorSwim: So, so we go into the rink. I'm, you know, I'm, I'm at the, the little cafeteria spot and I'm like, hey what's the deal with the, the, the guy who's like, you know, picking outside.
SinkorSwim: the rink and this woman was on this guy's side she's like listen he's only here on organ night oregon night which is only on thursdays or wednesdays or something like that she's like i'm here every other day except for this day i'm only here you know it's it's an off chance i'm here uh but this happened a few weeks ago what happened i'm like invested because i'm trying to figure out what happened so apparently nobody knows the full story but
BARFINGLEON: Oregon Knight.
Steve-O: Oregon night.
SinkorSwim: I'm going to make a jump in assumption. Right. And i think he was filming, but he may have been filming like his grandkid or something like that.
BARFINGLEON: Let
SinkorSwim: And they were like, you can't do it. But here's what happened is he's having the argument with the person at the front desk, but there's a microphone at the front desk and the entire conversation was like, well, they were a Larry David type shit.
Steve-O: Oh.
SinkorSwim: Right. Right.
BARFINGLEON: That's funny.
SinkorSwim: The entire fucking skinny rib. You can't film kids. And in my head, it's just like, no, you don't. know yeah And I'm like, you know what?
SinkorSwim: That would be worth fucking picketing.
BARFINGLEON: So he was an older gentleman? Okay.
SinkorSwim: he Yeah, there's some gray hair. um Again, I didn't walk up and speak to this person.
BARFINGLEON: All right.
SinkorSwim: And again, I'm making some...
BARFINGLEON: See, the phrasing is is really important.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, and I'm making some assumptions here, but...
BARFINGLEON: You know? you can't You can't just say...
SinkorSwim: They won't let me film kids.
BARFINGLEON: You can't just say that.
SinkorSwim: I know.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Yeah.
SinkorSwim: And I'm like, there has to be more here. But I could just imagine being like, no, you know you don't understand. But like, sorry, you can't film kids here. And just like, <unk> just go across the entire fucking skating rink is insane to me.
SinkorSwim: And I was like, I think I'm on this man's side.
BARFINGLEON: You know...
SinkorSwim: Okay, Chris, let's let's say are let's say this so it's like a Larry David situation where you're not wrong.
BARFINGLEON: but and and No, no, no, no, no. You are making it a you' making it funny.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Trust me. I get that.
SinkorSwim: But like let's say it's not black and white, right?
BARFINGLEON: But I know he's probably a boomer or boomer adjacent and he's like probably saying it ah sarcastically even.
SinkorSwim: Wouldn't that drive you insane? Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: like They won't let me film children.
SinkorSwim: Oh, man. Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: But like you can't say that, right?
SinkorSwim: Like, they said that, and was like, that is the bold.
Steve-O: You can't say that. You can't say that.
SinkorSwim: What a bold...
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, like he's he's being a bold boomer, like I go don't give a fuck like type of attitude.
SinkorSwim: for you. Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: um And that's not going to work.
Steve-O: In his head, he might have thought that was like, I wouldn't let me film kids. And then, you know, from the outside listener, you're like, well, of course not. That's creepy. You creep.
SinkorSwim: That's a weird fucking thing say.
Steve-O: But in in his head, he might be thinking he's the the old man from Home Alone who shovels the ice out.
BARFINGLEON: That's exactly what he's saying.
SinkorSwim: yeah wait ah This is the only this is the only photo i'm I'm aware of that exists.
BARFINGLEON: Exactly what he's thinking. He's there to help.
BARFINGLEON: He's there to keep the people from chewing the kids' fingers off.
Steve-O: I just kicked me out of the church for wanting to listen to the children sing.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: That's what he's there to do.
SinkorSwim: I'm keeping an eye on those kids. Yeah. Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I got to make sure nobody chews their fucking fingers off all the time because that happens around here.
SinkorSwim: that like But like, all right, this person, this person, one guy, one person with one poster every Thursday on Orgid Night is like, fuck this out there.
Steve-O: Oh, finger-chewers.
SinkorSwim: Because this happened a while ago.
BARFINGLEON: Was the lady you talked to was she also a boomer adjacent?
SinkorSwim: No, no, she was older, um but she was like, I kind of, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Oh, there's you put a picture in Shit Tongue. didn't realize.
SinkorSwim: But she was like, I, she's like, i kind of side with him because I don't think they should have been put his business out there.
Steve-O: Devin, you're being filmed in this.
SinkorSwim: This wasn't me. This wasn't me.
Steve-O: Oh, okay. Well, you're be whoever this was is being recorded.
SinkorSwim: This is a of a friend. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Well.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, wow. Yeah, and no, that's, um,
SinkorSwim: Doesn't look the party like like the look doesn't help.
Steve-O: Chris, make the judgment call.
BARFINGLEON: he looks like the
Steve-O: Make the judgment call right now.
BARFINGLEON: He looks like a darker version of Uncle Buck, so I can't...
Steve-O: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: yeah i guess It's always a Ben.
SinkorSwim: and So that's like that's like mega.
BARFINGLEON: That's a red flag.
SinkorSwim: That's like mega.
Steve-O: That's evil, Buck.
SinkorSwim: buck Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that's Negative Buck. like i don't want to You don't want Negative Buck around. He's like...
SinkorSwim: Yeah, negative bugs.
BARFINGLEON: He's no good, man. Uncle Buck making big pancakes. Negative Buck will film you at a...
Steve-O: film you eating pancakes
BARFINGLEON: Film you as a child eating giant pancakes.
SinkorSwim: Yeah,
BARFINGLEON: and be upset that he can't do that.
Steve-O: oh and i gotta say does not pull off the jacket hoodie combo laughing laughing
SinkorSwim: he does not pull it off.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, see, this that um i mean let me preface this. The reason I brought that up in your case was it was the first time I ever seen that.
Steve-O: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Now it has proliferated to the to the negative bucks.
Steve-O: Yeah, he's wearing some weird half-trench coat like
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, like that's that's pure evil Buck. Like that's there's no getting around it.
Steve-O: dress pants with dress shoes. there's This isn't right. This isn't right.
BARFINGLEON: That Uncle Buck killed a few people.
Steve-O: Yeah, this is going to end up being a Reddit horror story at some point.
SinkorSwim: Listen, that person is out. Hey, look, every, listen, if you want to go and ask them every, every organ night,
Steve-O: not.
BARFINGLEON: I'm not going over there.
Steve-O: don't want to be that Reddit horror story.
BARFINGLEON: What are you, nuts?
SinkorSwim: the ri it's called the rink at the Delanco in Delanco, New Jersey.
BARFINGLEON: I know exactly what rank that is.
SinkorSwim: Well, there, Chris, you want to find out more?
BARFINGLEON: Okay. I have no interest of confronting negative book and asking you about his his what many videos of children that he, he can't record anymore.
SinkorSwim: I want you to slow roll up there and be like, defend yourself.
SinkorSwim: Say, defend yourself. Explain it. Again, though, this woman, the the woman I asked, she was, she was like, I just think it's like fucked up. They put his business out there like that. And I was like,
SinkorSwim: I guess I was just blown away. That that was a, that was like my Thursday night. I was like, what? It's crazy.
BARFINGLEON: this is ah This is their world now.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. By the way, ah let let me ask you, is it a faux pas?
BARFINGLEON: That's it, man.
SinkorSwim: Went there, didn't skate.
BARFINGLEON: What the fuck are you doing?
Steve-O: That's faux pas-esque.
SinkorSwim: I got, I got, I got, there was, but it was kind of like, it wasn't worth it.
Steve-O: Is there an arcade?
SinkorSwim: You know what I'm saying?
BARFINGLEON: What the fuck is wrong with you?
SinkorSwim: I got bad ankles, man.
BARFINGLEON: Get the fuck out there and at least give it a shot. You fall down, big deal. You're big, you can handle it.
SinkorSwim: Oh, no, actually, you want to see i so many fucking skating rink stories.
Steve-O: oh no, I cannot handle it.
SinkorSwim: This woman, this woman we were watching, her fucking skate exploded, dude.
Steve-O: Ooh.
SinkorSwim: Like, literally, the she was wearing a quads, you know, the two in the front, two in the back. The fucking two fronts exploded off of her foot.
BARFINGLEON: Can ask you a question, Devin?
Steve-O: Oh Jesus.
SinkorSwim: And what?
BARFINGLEON: Would a rowboat supporter?
SinkorSwim: A rowboat? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, single boat? Okay.
SinkorSwim: Listen, Not the skinniest and I've ever seen, but not like, not like, oh, of course that would happen.
BARFINGLEON: The classic office question.
SinkorSwim: Right. These are faulty skates.
BARFINGLEON: I see, I see, I see.
SinkorSwim: But dude, the worst part was when she ate shit.
BARFINGLEON: Okay. That's all you need say.
SinkorSwim: Right. She kept trying to get up and like, she didn't realize that she was missing the first two, like the the front skates. And we were like, your skates busted. And like, but she couldn't hear us because the fucking music, the organs going, dude.
BARFINGLEON: What song was playing? That's
SinkorSwim: It was a lot of, you know what?
Steve-O: You think you're Spanish, John?
SinkorSwim: I'll be honest. Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: what I'm thinking it is now.
SinkorSwim: ah My way. by one is I'll be honest.
BARFINGLEON: of fun.
SinkorSwim: I was kind of expecting some like new age, but just Oregon. No, like the most Oregon ass songs you could imagine. Like, man but but remember bar like, just like you're at a carnival.
BARFINGLEON: kind of fun
SinkorSwim: Right. And there's Oregon songs.
Steve-O: I think of that Fred Willard bit.
BARFINGLEON: yeah That's exactly what I was thinking. Oh, my God.
SinkorSwim: yeah
BARFINGLEON: Where he's breaking the plates and everything. do
SinkorSwim: No, but dude, like literally, like we like, you're scared. And she can't hear us. And she fucking falls once. And then like one more time. And then her glasses fall. And then look I could see the glass part of her frame fucking break off.
Steve-O: oh Ooh, that sounds rough.
SinkorSwim: They had to stop everything. Oregon man had to stop, turn lights on. Everybody realized that that seven they were talking to is more like a four. They're like, ah,
BARFINGLEON: and would It would be it's so fucking funny if the organ didn't stop.
SinkorSwim: i thought I'm not done.
Steve-O: you
BARFINGLEON: I was like locked in mys yeah Yeah, that's a lot, man.
SinkorSwim: I'm going roll. Yeah. So ah I'm so sorry. I completely, i don't know where we I just had to tell that story because it was fucking, I've been holding on to that one for days.
Steve-O: That's a wild one.
BARFINGLEON: i'm I'm glad. Thank you. That one was good.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I'm glad that that was divisive, prescient, a story of our times, to say the least.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. But also just the scenario of just like whatever the complaint is, right? like Just imagine like the fucking microphone being right there.
BARFINGLEON: And it's it you. You got an interesting perspective from me and Steve because we weren't there, but just the the the the details you explain were enough for us to be like, that guy sucks.
Steve-O: We weren't.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: That guy fucking sucks.
BARFINGLEON: So it shows more about us, maybe.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. But i mean again, like what if what if the man is in a way innocent?
BARFINGLEON: maybe
Steve-O: Got no tolerance.
BARFINGLEON: a negative buck
SinkorSwim: I would be angry enough to pick it every night until
BARFINGLEON: yeah well they see that's the that's the best part right that's the juicy part well like even if you were told that story secondhand by that lady the fact that he's out there picketing is really the best part
SinkorSwim: I'm allowed back in.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Come on. Let me in.
Steve-O: You know what?
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: That's, I feel like that's negative. Like that's like a, people would be like, what are you, what are you picketing? What did they do? you're like, let me film the kids.
Steve-O: I'd be like, oh, okay. That's good.
BARFINGLEON: yeah like that at that point you walk you immediately walk away because then you get the the situation immediately
SinkorSwim: I mean, dude, like,
Steve-O: That's a positive. Wow.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. I'll be honest. Like when I heard that, like secondhand, I was like, I feel like I need to talk to this person because that's fucking insane.
BARFINGLEON: it is it is that sounds serious that's boomer energy that's boomer that's pure s sort sardonic boomer bullshit yep
SinkorSwim: That's an insane thing to say. And they'd be like, and that's why I'm standing out here. Cause they didn't say, ohlthough I was, Oh
Steve-O: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: man.
Steve-O: And I'm in the right.
SinkorSwim: You know what, dude? I got nothing going on on on Oregon night next week. Maybe I'll drive by bit. Come on.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, really. you You be the judge.
SinkorSwim: I'll set up the tripod. we'll fill a We'll film a little documentary. And then.
BARFINGLEON: This is actually, Devin, this is exactly like that show Neighbors I keep telling you about to watch.
SinkorSwim: Dude, I watched um like the first half of the first episode. It was kind of like we put it on as we were drifting asleep. But ah interesting, you know.
BARFINGLEON: That's people, babe. That's people, babe. Did you love the 360 camera?
Steve-O: That's Pete.
SinkorSwim: That's people.
BARFINGLEON: Did you see that part?
SinkorSwim: No, no.
BARFINGLEON: thought They do that every episode where they strap like ah this weird 360 camera onto somebody's chest and it makes their heads look like gigantic.
SinkorSwim: i was before
SinkorSwim: Dude, I love, I don't know why, but I feel like that was a thing years ago. And it's like, there's been of resurgence because I've seen it so often, like in the last three weeks.
BARFINGLEON: It's like that that train video, remember?
SinkorSwim: Yeah, that's what I mean.
BARFINGLEON: Where that guy
SinkorSwim: like the i was like, oh, that's funny.
BARFINGLEON: yeah
SinkorSwim: And that was like 2023.
BARFINGLEON: is...
SinkorSwim: I've seen a bunch of it now.
BARFINGLEON: It's so genius when people... It's so genius when people are like legitimately upset. like It is is is like the core of the humor of some of that show.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Right?
SinkorSwim: That guy's just standing there. They're riding the horses again. Fucking bullshit.
BARFINGLEON: He's chasing horses away from ATV.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: He's screaming at him like, get away, horse!
SinkorSwim: yeah
BARFINGLEON: a
SinkorSwim: it is it's pretty It's pretty enjoyable.
BARFINGLEON: That's fucking funny. That's funny.
SinkorSwim: Oh, man. You know what? ah i guess I guess this can kind of bleed into what we... Again, sometimes I chose to be a bit more social than than I usually am. So I didn't watch a lot or play a lot, but I...
SinkorSwim: I regrettably ah threw on the new Anaconda movie. Because was like, oh, maybe this will be kind of...
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, I remember that coming out.
SinkorSwim: It's it's not good.
BARFINGLEON: Stunk.
Steve-O: Hmm.
SinkorSwim: um
BARFINGLEON: Stinky.
SinkorSwim: It's a kill. It's not... you Like, literally, I couldn't tell you... it Okay. You know how there's this problem in, like...
SinkorSwim: AAA, you know, big box office or big budget movies where like they start without a finished script.
BARFINGLEON: Oh yeah, but the the fun stories of Iron Man where they didn't have an ending to the movie.
SinkorSwim: And then like.
Steve-O: Hmm.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, but then like so they make a joke about that in this movie, but it's so obvious that this movie did not have a finished script when they start. Like there's so many weird plot points that I guess, but I was like, dude, this is bad.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, it's like they're making fun of themselves.
SinkorSwim: Like I'm just so sick of comedies that like don't have a coherent story anymore. Like,
BARFINGLEON: I'm going lay my cards on the table here. I'm not a Jack Black fan anymore.
SinkorSwim: okay.
BARFINGLEON: think I'm out.
Steve-O: You're out. You're out on Jack.
BARFINGLEON: I think I'm out.
SinkorSwim: I don't think I can say I'm officially out on Jack Black.
BARFINGLEON: Sorry, Devin. i'm I'm like caught Paul Rudd. He's got a few more.
SinkorSwim: No, dude, this was it for me and Paul Rudd.
BARFINGLEON: Okay, so you're the opposite.
Steve-O: You're done with the run.
BARFINGLEON: You're done with the Rudd.
SinkorSwim: i think like Because I was thinking, right?
BARFINGLEON: You're done with the Rudd.
SinkorSwim: I was thinking, I was like, dude, what the fuck is this guy? Like, what prospects does Paul Rudd have at this point? Like, I i think as ah as a person, as a personality, he's great.
SinkorSwim: He just seems like a fun guy to have around.
BARFINGLEON: that's That's where I think he's still going to bounce back.
SinkorSwim: but But like in terms of movies, right? It's like you either do movies like fucking Anaconda, which are just like anti-funny. Or you like the Marvel stuff, the marvel stuff's like for him, it's it's pretty much run its course, I feel like, you know?
BARFINGLEON: I think he's got a weird comedy left in him still.
SinkorSwim: He can't. But like the ah the Judd Apatow's are like like, that's done, right? We need it.
BARFINGLEON: No, no, no. I'm not saying Judd Apatow. I'm saying he's got like a real stupid, weird, surreal.
SinkorSwim: But I'm saying like, I think that's what he, that's kind of where he, that was his sweet spot, right? That kind of weird improv, just kind of like, he'll just say something completely off the, like off the cuff.
Steve-O: Oh yeah.
BARFINGLEON: You're right. You're right.
SinkorSwim: And it's just like horrible, but funny, like great at that. But those comedies kind of aren't really a thing anymore. Like they had their, their due. And I'm like, he, he's not really going to be a drama guy. He's,
BARFINGLEON: See, this is this is where this is where I'm at with Jack Black.
SinkorSwim: so she's just stuck doing these weird fucking comedies like Anna Comet.
BARFINGLEON: this is this is he He makes he makes like China slop.
SinkorSwim: I mean, yeah, I just, I just, um,
SinkorSwim: yeah.
BARFINGLEON: like and i'm And I'm kind of sick of it.
SinkorSwim: I think like Jack Black's he's on, I just like him too much.
BARFINGLEON: i got i know
SinkorSwim: I think I just like,
BARFINGLEON: like I'm done. like I used to.
Steve-O: Damn.
BARFINGLEON: i think i think it's starting to become manipulative.
Steve-O: Damn.
BARFINGLEON: And I'm like sick of it.
SinkorSwim: Oh, okay. All right. No, no, I, I, I think I, I, I can see it.
BARFINGLEON: I
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: yeah Yeah, like, it's, it's, it's, the shtick is, is becoming more of like, this is, this is how I make money, motherfucker. Like, that's the, that's the mentality.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: It's almost angry.
Steve-O: When he stepped away from Kyle gas after, ah after that, yeah, that was the,
BARFINGLEON: Ah, that, that broke me.
SinkorSwim: Okay, that was it. That was the l's the one.
Steve-O: That was the one that made me go, oh, come on, man.
BARFINGLEON: I'm sorry.
Steve-O: You got stick with you. You got stick with your boy.
BARFINGLEON: i'm such a I was such a Tenacious D fan growing up. youre really with Me and Steve were for the longest time.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. We all were. I mean, that's the.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, we all were.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, no, I'm
BARFINGLEON: Let's be real. like And watching those fucking skits and his show, Tenacious D show, I was... I love that. like Him on Mr. Show was great.
BARFINGLEON: like it's
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
BARFINGLEON: But I haven't watched one of his movies in shit, 20 years? it has' a been Maybe it's been that long.
SinkorSwim: chris you're going to tell me...
Steve-O: He's the best part of the Jumanji movies.
SinkorSwim: oh man.
BARFINGLEON: I haven't seen them.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, Chris, says he's in Borderlands. That's a banger.
Steve-O: Boat of lands.
BARFINGLEON: a
Steve-O: Come on, man.
SinkorSwim: He's in the Minecraft movie as Steve.
Steve-O: He played Steve Minecraft.
BARFINGLEON: I'm done.
SinkorSwim: Uh...
Steve-O: He plays Bowser in Super Mario.
BARFINGLEON: I'm out.
SinkorSwim: He's Bowser. He plays Bowser.
BARFINGLEON: I think if I see him as a credit now, I'm less interested in a movie. That's where I'm at right now with Jackpot.
SinkorSwim: He definitely found a weird.
Steve-O: what do you What do you want from Jack? buttt How can he win you back?
BARFINGLEON: Make another Tenacious D movie.
SinkorSwim: all right.
Steve-O: Cricket Destiny 2. There you go.
BARFINGLEON: I'm serious.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Another pick of destiny. They get it again. He brings I'm not saying safer or not.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. But like, ah yeah, and I think honestly, like, I think Jack Black's probably in a safer space than Paul Rudd is. I think in terms of like career-wise.
BARFINGLEON: I'm saying how I personally, how I feel...
SinkorSwim: Yeah. No, no, I get you. i But like, i guess the start of this really was me thinking like, where the fuck, where the fuck is this guy's career going to go?
BARFINGLEON: I see. I disagree with you.
SinkorSwim: Like, if he's just not doing like random weird
BARFINGLEON: I think Paul Rudd, if Paul Rudd doesn't have a weird surreal comedy left in him, he has a horror movie that he could be in and it would work.
SinkorSwim: a horror movie.
Steve-O: what why how come Paul Rudd never or did he and I just missed it where he they try to ah shift from comedy to drama and like be like
SinkorSwim: He did one movie that was, that was like, basically he played like a spy.
BARFINGLEON: Really? Really?
SinkorSwim: Where is it? Yeah. Yeah. He was like a baseball player that like, like it's apparently the catcher was a spy. It was like a true story.
BARFINGLEON: Well, look he was also in a Michael, he was in a Halloween movie.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, he was in um Halloween 4, right?
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: or
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that's like, that the yeah yeah, yeah, that's true.
SinkorSwim: Well, yeah, but that was early in the career, right? Yeah. ah Former. So this came out in 2018. Former Major League Baseball player mo Berg goes undercover in World War II Europe for the Office of Strategic Services. Straight. they This is a straight like drama.
Steve-O: That's too complicated.
SinkorSwim: Thriller, maybe.
BARFINGLEON: Jesus Steve why did you pitch this to Paul Rudd you were his agent at the time
Steve-O: That's too complicated to win an Academy Award.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: Dude, I'm sorry, dude. Paul, what you should have done, I'm sorry.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: Let's dial it back. We need to take a look at like what Jim Carrey kind of did.
BARFINGLEON: oh yeah but his career path for comedians is quite fascinating and probably one of the better ones like going from making Ace Ventura to Truman Show is is what a fucking leap
Steve-O: Follow his route.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, like that's that's the...
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: And then when you're done, you just start doing little kids' comedies.
SinkorSwim: Considering he...
Steve-O: That's all you got to do.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: Sonic the Hedgehog.
SinkorSwim: And I would say, like, considering he was, like, the guy that, like, broke through i him and, like, Robin Williams, really, you'd think it'd be a lot easier for, like, the Paul Rudds of the world, but I guess he was just like, no, just do action movies, but really one action movie.
BARFINGLEON: yep
BARFINGLEON: I think he settled too hard into the into the Marvel world, and I think that led him that pulled him out.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: He's done now.
Steve-O: The fact that Adam Sandler did it better is crazy.
SinkorSwim: Because it's it's kind of like
SinkorSwim: right Yeah, I mean, I fucking.
Steve-O: That's opera man.
BARFINGLEON: Well, like, the thing I... The problem I have with Adam Sandler is I know he can try, but he just doesn't.
Steve-O: right
BARFINGLEON: Like, that's the... That's the hatred I have with Adam Sandler is I know you have something in you.
SinkorSwim: hatred. Wow. Okay. ain drift
BARFINGLEON: ah Yeah, I really don't like him because that's, like, it's such...
SinkorSwim: wow okay
BARFINGLEON: It's such talent just thrown into the garbage because you can, because you're a pissy little baby and you...
Steve-O: Do you think you would be able to convince him to use his ah infinite bankroll from Netflix for good?
BARFINGLEON: No, that's not what it's about.
Steve-O: You don't think he's got that? Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I think that is all about embezzling money from Netflix, which is like criminal.
SinkorSwim: yeah Man.
BARFINGLEON: And he's been doing it for a long time. Like this isn't the the first time he's done this. Like those grown up films or those budgets are so overblown because he's basically just taking his buddies to like various beautiful locales so they can have a vacation while accidentally making a movie.
BARFINGLEON: Like it's extremely transparent. It's fraudulent. And like, it also shows that he, he makes these other movies where he has supreme talent and he just doesn't care to carry that.
BARFINGLEON: Like he just throws that away, especially when he makes a movie that takes a lot of chances and nobody sees. And then he acts like a petulant asshole and goes back to making nothing like bullshit. That's the shit I hate. I really despise that in anybody.
BARFINGLEON: Like any creative who's like, I hate the audience so much that I'm going to make this shit just to make money. Like that's so, it's so cynical.
SinkorSwim: yeah
Steve-O: I'm gonna make a quick list because I want to get a list from both of you.
SinkorSwim: I mean, it kind of, yeah.
Steve-O: Cause right now I have two on Chris's, uh, hate dream team.
SinkorSwim: Man.
Steve-O: And i have one, if we, if I can get, if I can get three from each of you and then compare, I'm in.
SinkorSwim: hates Hate's strong.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, like hate, like as an artist.
SinkorSwim: Like.
Steve-O: So Chris, you have Jack Black,
BARFINGLEON: Like,
BARFINGLEON: yeah.
Steve-O: And Adam Sandler.
BARFINGLEON: Adam Sandler.
Steve-O: And you're giving up on Jack Black. So Jack Black fills up the giving up on role.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that's it. That's a giving up. Like I'm done. I'm done.
Steve-O: Adam Sandler's your hate role.
BARFINGLEON: Like that's my hate. Yeah.
Steve-O: Now, Devin, I need your hate role.
SinkorSwim: Ooh, okay. so i see Yeah, it's a... Okay, fair enough, fair enough. While I do like him a lot, I think he'd be a great hang. They have given up on Paul Rudd. Hate?
BARFINGLEON: ah Yeah, yeah. Giving up, I get, but you can't hate Paul Rudd.
SinkorSwim: Oh, man, that's tough because I'm trying to think of like an actor that's like relevant to me.
BARFINGLEON: Well, you you have very strong opinions about Sean Penn, but i don't think you i don't think you like hate him like as an actor, right?
SinkorSwim: i know, but he's he's like...
SinkorSwim: Yeah, that's the thing.
BARFINGLEON: like As a creative. you just don't like him as a person. That's little different.
SinkorSwim: um Man. ah All right. This is a little tough because i don't think he's... He's not leading man at all.
SinkorSwim: Like, they tried once and it didn't work. But I really just do not enjoy Justice Smith.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, okay, you brought him up a few times.
SinkorSwim: He... I don't know. there's it's like every role heat but like Chris's hate of Adam Sandler is like not my hate of Justice Smith.
SinkorSwim: Like, I don't know enough about him.
BARFINGLEON: It's a little less deruded.
Steve-O: Oh.
BARFINGLEON: There's a lot going on there.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, I'm just saying like every to every performance I see of Justice Smith, I'm just like, God, he just acts like he's better than than what he's the material kind of like.
Steve-O: mr
SinkorSwim: But that's that's it's still tough.
BARFINGLEON: I'll tell you who I have an irrational hate for.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: That's easy. And that's Gwyneth Paltrow.
SinkorSwim: Hmm.
Steve-O: oh
BARFINGLEON: ha I think her role in Marty Supreme is closer than the truth than any other role she's ever played in any movie. I think that's really who she is.
BARFINGLEON: I really do. Deep down.
SinkorSwim: Huh.
BARFINGLEON: I think she's a vapid, selfish, fake.
SinkorSwim: Okay.
SinkorSwim: They do kind of like, there is some like, like that story with ah Robert Downey Jr. who's like, oh, blah, blah, blah. Like he's talking about Tom Holland.
SinkorSwim: She's like, oh I don't know him. She's she's like, Gwyneth, you've done like three movies of Tom Holland. Like you've met him in real life.
BARFINGLEON: She's just the the...
SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: She's got that Karen energy that just like fucking riles me.
SinkorSwim: She seems like she could be trouble.
Steve-O: doesn't she have that like brand of like goop or something
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that' that's also like her shitty MMS bullshit like multi-marketing scheme that she's building.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: God, yeah, who's an actor I just, like, hate?
Steve-O: yeah that's uh can i can i can i throw somebody your way devon um
SinkorSwim: I don't, like...
BARFINGLEON: It's just so abysmal.
SinkorSwim: that's right Yeah, yeah. Who have I bitched about ah in all the years you've knowing me?
Steve-O: ah may i May I throw a possible Jared Leto option out to you? would that Would that do anything?
SinkorSwim: Oh, man. andan i mean, hate's, like...
Steve-O: Do you hate Jared Leto?
BARFINGLEON: Hate is kind of a strong word with You know what, Devin?
SinkorSwim: Like, because Chris like really set the bar high because he has like a real, like, I think what this man is doing is like fucked up.
Steve-O: He did. hee He's got passion. He put heat behind it.
SinkorSwim: um Richard Gere irritates me, but like, I don't.
Steve-O: Hmm.
SinkorSwim: the fuck
BARFINGLEON: I agree with you.
SinkorSwim: You know what Yeah, fuck it. I hate Richard Gere.
BARFINGLEON: i agree 100% with you. i think Richard Gere sucks.
SinkorSwim: What's the third criteria, Steve?
Steve-O: Okay, so right now okay so right now right now, this is interesting.
SinkorSwim: Because there's there's written off hate.
Steve-O: So i have one give up one give up state.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, Steve, wood he what do you have?
Steve-O: I don't have anybody yet. I'm too busy i'm too busy interested in like you two going at it all this way.
BARFINGLEON: Well, I know i know Frankie Muniz is on your list.
Steve-O: Frankie Munez is definitely in my hate list, and now that he's got Malcolm in the middle back, it's like dave they've resurrected my ah my hate wizard.
SinkorSwim: moment on Oh, man, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: it
Steve-O: So I'll put him in my hate list. I can do that.
BARFINGLEON: Is that irrational or is that like, yeah.
Steve-O: It's rational. It was it was every time i would watch Malcolm in the Middle, it was everyone else carrying all the talent and then him being like, my family's so weird.
SinkorSwim: I truly think that's valid, though.
Steve-O: And then just
SinkorSwim: That's a valid opinion on that show.
BARFINGLEON: Well, my parents my parents love Malcolm in the Middle. They watch it quite a bit. And the one thing, there is one episode that kind of proposes something which I think, I agree with you, Steve, and I think even the show did a little bit too, where they think Dewey is the smartest one of them all.
Steve-O: Oh.
BARFINGLEON: Because he's like really cute, but he knows he's cute and he plays it off and he gets paid by people for nothing. Like, he's subtly the most manipulative. Like, that was a theory.
SinkorSwim: Oh, you know what?
BARFINGLEON: in one of the episodes.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I thought it was fun.
SinkorSwim: steve See, this is a real one because he always bugged me even when I was a kid.
Steve-O: OK.
SinkorSwim: Steven Seagal.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, that's totally fair.
Steve-O: so Oh, Segal.
SinkorSwim: Very.
BARFINGLEON: I don't even think that, to be honest with you, Devin, I can't rightfully say that's a wrap.
SinkorSwim: No, because like my dad loved him and I just remember watching his movies and I remember watching his movies and being like,
BARFINGLEON: Okay. I
SinkorSwim: Dude, like his, they suck.
BARFINGLEON: i think that's fair.
SinkorSwim: Like these are shit compared to the, cause like he was never in trouble. He always just wipes the floor with everybody.
BARFINGLEON: Well, the every film he ever made was an ego project.
Steve-O: you yeah How do these even compare?
SinkorSwim: Right, right. And I'm just saying like, I remember I saw like Rumble in the Bronx and then like I fucking, I went home and my dad was watching some Seagal movie and I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Like,
SinkorSwim: Yeah, like, how are these both action stars? And I just remember being like, yeah, I'm not a fan. And then it just turned out that he he really fucking sucked in real life.
Steve-O: Hmm.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: And then, thankfully, there's there's a million stories about how much that guy sucks as well.
BARFINGLEON: It's easy, babe.
SinkorSwim: so i was like, okay, sick.
BARFINGLEON: well Well, Steve, you know, we we have actors, we we listen to actor that's like, there's legitimate dislike of something they did they did. Do you have anybody that you would, sorry, that's my dog.
Steve-O: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: He agrees with Steven Seagal.
Steve-O: He agrees. he's He's with you on the Seagull pick.
BARFINGLEON: He hates, he fucking hates Steven Seagal. Do you have a legitimate gripe
SinkorSwim: Why not?
Steve-O: Ooh.
BARFINGLEON: you have a legitimate gripe with an actor
Steve-O: Again, i like I brought up up Jared Leto because I feel like every time I see his name attached to something, it like deters me from seeing it.
Steve-O: But I don't know if that's like a legitimate one.
BARFINGLEON: did you see morbius okay all right i'm just curious because did you see you saw we've all watched the justice league the snyder cut
Steve-O: No.
SinkorSwim: why not
Steve-O: I didn't see Morbius.
SinkorSwim: ah Why not?
Steve-O: I didn't see Tron.
Steve-O: Yeah, we watched the Snyder Cut.
BARFINGLEON: Which is probably the worst Jared Leto performance ever.
SinkorSwim: Dude, I forgot Tron like was a thing.
BARFINGLEON: And then Sting getting all angry at me being like, I'm not really a Tron guy anymore.
SinkorSwim: I like forgot that was a movie that only came out.
BARFINGLEON: You should like Tron.
Steve-O: Oh, you should be a big Tron, though.
SinkorSwim: dude no one should be a Tron talk about ego who who know who's the slimy salesman that keeps convincing Disney to throw money away on fucking Tron
BARFINGLEON: You should like Tron. And I'm like, I should! Really?
BARFINGLEON: I am not... i never have been of Tron. I am...
SinkorSwim: the coolest Tron has ever been is I this is true has been in Kingdom Hearts it's the only fucking cool thing ever about Tron ever yeah
BARFINGLEON: yeah
BARFINGLEON: I think Tron is nerdier than Star Wars or Star Trek.
Steve-O: I think if they if they figured out Tron, they could they could knock it out of the park, but they keep fucking it up somehow.
SinkorSwim: No, well that's the thing. I don't, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Is that... but Steve, I...
Steve-O: it's Dude, dude it's it's just fucking people getting sucked into a computer, which is just...
SinkorSwim: i
Steve-O: that People love things where people get sucked into the TV. People get sucked into fucking Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Like, big lasers just shooting people and putting them and in in a weird world.
BARFINGLEON: Listen, I think Stay Tuned is a better movie than Tron.
Steve-O: Stay tuned. I love stay tuned. I agree. I'm with you.
SinkorSwim: No, stay tuned.
Steve-O: I'm in there.
BARFINGLEON: But even that's not a good movie.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, dude, Shocker. Shocker is a better movie than Tron.
BARFINGLEON: Shocker!
SinkorSwim: Yeah, dude.
BARFINGLEON: I mean, Videodrome is maybe the best, I think, of all of this.
Steve-O: the best Tron like.
BARFINGLEON: Like, the best, like, living... There's a living television channel that eats people. Like, that's...
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: But, like, eh... yeah i I get the concept is very interesting, but Tron has never offered any type of lore or it has ever done any world building that has been of any interest.
SinkorSwim: It is the definition of style over substance.
BARFINGLEON: Ever.
Steve-O: Yeah,
BARFINGLEON: 100%. It's shallow. and i there's How can you form passion around that?
SinkorSwim: You know what? You know, it'd be a fun monkeys, Paul, though, if Chris, if you just for whatever reason, game trot gave Tron Aries a shot and you're like, fuck, I actually dig this concept.
Steve-O: that was sick, man.
SinkorSwim: Shit.
Steve-O: Hmm.
SinkorSwim: Like, like, I get it.
BARFINGLEON: I'm too old.
SinkorSwim: I get it. But also, fuck.
Steve-O: yeah
BARFINGLEON: I'm too old. Especially with Jared Leto.
SinkorSwim: Wait, Steve.
BARFINGLEON: Like, I agree with Steve.
Steve-O: me
BARFINGLEON: I see Jared Leto in a movie, and I am kind of, like, bleh.
SinkorSwim: Can, can, wait, Steve, can the third category be like, unless you have one already, but what if there was a category for actors that you shouldn't like, but you kind of do?
BARFINGLEON: Ooh, that's a good one.
Steve-O: That's, you know, i I'm all for it. I'm all for it. That's a good one.
BARFINGLEON: That's a very good one. um My pick is Neil Breen.
SinkorSwim: Oh, fuck you. That guy sucks, dude.
BARFINGLEON: yeah
Steve-O: That's a good one. That's a good one.
BARFINGLEON: I'm sorry. im makes me laugh.
SinkorSwim: I would, I would say up until 20, nevermind.
Steve-O: you
SinkorSwim: Uh, I have, i have a, oh man. So I have one that will get me in trouble and I have one that will get me in trouble with you guys.
Steve-O: Do it. Do both of them.
SinkorSwim: ah So one is up until a very certain a event with Kevin Spacey.
BARFINGLEON: Kevin Spacey.
Steve-O: Oh, no.
SinkorSwim: Listen, the guy's super good at acting.
BARFINGLEON: a
SinkorSwim: If we just forget... If we just stop at... If we stop at K-Pax, I think we can all be like, that's pretty dope.
BARFINGLEON: I know. I know. I love l LA Confidential. He's wonderful in that movie.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. um
BARFINGLEON: I mean, I'm not stupid.
SinkorSwim: No, but the the other is probably like a... I'm going to say...
SinkorSwim: The year before... Uh, fucking, oh my God. now I'm blanking on his name.
SinkorSwim: Uh, who played, uh, the year before Paul Walker died, Vin Diesel.
BARFINGLEON: yeah
SinkorSwim: Uh, after that, he, he kind of, he like, like, ah, I don't know.
BARFINGLEON: like fast four when he died fast was it fast five fast it was fast it was be he said dead paul walker is his favorite actor
Steve-O: Paul Walker? You're putting Paul Walker on unless of the Vin Diesel.
SinkorSwim: No, no, no. I'm saying na no, no, no. Paul. I'm saying Vin Diesel. But like after Paul Walker died, he kind of just fell into like the shit, right? He just, he just, but like, I just, I'm a sucker for those Riddick movies, man.
SinkorSwim: And I really like that he was like the type of guy that's like, I'll put my fucking house up to make this Chronicles of Riddick movie. And I'm like, that's pretty dope. I can't be mad at that.
Steve-O: That's fair.
SinkorSwim: And I dig the shit that he did with Groot. Like, I like that he was, like, insistent that he just does Groot in every language. Like, I don't know. I'm like, yeah, that's pretty sick.
SinkorSwim: That's pretty dope. After Paul after if paul Walker dies, he it seems like he kind of went a little crazy, but that's ah that's probably where i I'd safely say him instead of Kevin Spacey.
Steve-O: Oh, you know what? i'm I'm putting a good list together because I'm i'm thinking of people I hate.
SinkorSwim: Okay.
Steve-O: um
SinkorSwim: Ooh, okay.
Steve-O: Because I got catch up to you guys. You guys already got a pretty good list put ahead.
SinkorSwim: Alright. Yeah, Chris, do you have somebody that you shouldn't like?
BARFINGLEON: I told you it was Neil Breen.
SinkorSwim: No!
Steve-O: you'll bring that du That's a slam dunk.
SinkorSwim: Fuck! No! No!
BARFINGLEON: I fucking mean it, dude.
SinkorSwim: Oh, that makes me hate you, dude.
BARFINGLEON: I see him in a movie. I'm laughing my...
SinkorSwim: That makes me mad at you.
BARFINGLEON: I'm laughing my ass off.
Steve-O: okay. Okay. You know what
BARFINGLEON: Mm-hmm.
Steve-O: I'm going to catch up with you guys real quick. I don't think I have a give up. I don't think I have a give up, but right now I have these lists. Okay. so I have Frankie Muniz for hate.
Steve-O: I don't know if this counts, but Bill Maher hate that guy. He was in DC cab, uh, James Corden.
SinkorSwim: Oh, okay, okay, okay. I thought that was that i thought that was guy you should can't help but like.
BARFINGLEON: You know what, Steve? I'm sorry. I'm i'm vetoing Bill Maher.
Steve-O: You're vetoing Bill Maher. Okay.
BARFINGLEON: He's in one fucking...
Steve-O: Okay. Can I give you real actors then? I'll give you real actors.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me something.
Steve-O: All right. Cause like James Corden also not a real actor.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I give you that over Bill Maher.
Steve-O: Um,
Steve-O: Okay, that's fair. He was in Cats. ah I would say Jonah Hill.
SinkorSwim: Ugh.
BARFINGLEON: Ooh.
SinkorSwim: As in you hate Jonah Hill or?
Steve-O: I... I just... Every time I see, like, Jonah Hill, the person, on like, an interview, he seems like he hates everyone.
SinkorSwim: He does seem very
BARFINGLEON: yeah He's a really mean-spirited person.
Steve-O: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: That's what he's like, right?
Steve-O: And I thought, like, you know, you watch, what is that, Superbad, and you're like, oh, he's, you know, look at him.
BARFINGLEON: Like he...
Steve-O: He's just like ah he's like like a real-life Cartman. And, like, while he's been in some great movies,
BARFINGLEON: I think this is the end. It's really... They nailed him in that.
SinkorSwim: yeah
Steve-O: bake they knocked it out of the park with him.
BARFINGLEON: I think that, like...
SinkorSwim: and he's but And he's like, he's annoyingly talented too.
BARFINGLEON: Huh.
SinkorSwim: So like like he crushes it.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: He's like sick reference, bro. Like this response. That is so mean to like in public to say someone.
Steve-O: Like, he's talented, but, like, man, I'm just like, oh, this is somebody, like, I know who would suck.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
Steve-O: And then I also have Gal Gadot because she's the worst.
SinkorSwim: Okay. No, that's.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, good one.
SinkorSwim: Ooh.
Steve-O: She's just – she can't act.
BARFINGLEON: That is a good one.
Steve-O: And then a person that I should hate but I can't, that's Kevin James.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, she's... I think...
Steve-O: I'm sorry. Dude.
BARFINGLEON: You can't be real with you, Steve.
Steve-O: Paul Blart Mall Cop, man. Dude, like, I don't know.
SinkorSwim: ah think
BARFINGLEON: I'm going be real up front with you. I think that Kevin James is worse than Neil Breen.
SinkorSwim: yeah
Steve-O: You know what?
BARFINGLEON: i I really, I'm going to be up front with you.
Steve-O: That's fair. That's fair.
BARFINGLEON: going be up front.
Steve-O: I think...
SinkorSwim: if i if this was like ah If this was like a sinker-swin scenario, I think I would actually probably say that about Adam Sandler, just to save him from Chris's ire.
Steve-O: No.
Steve-O: ah
SinkorSwim: Like, listen, man, Happy Gilmore 2 is watchable. I don't know what you want me to say. But...
BARFINGLEON: You know i feel? Money. He's getting paid.
Steve-O: Money.
BARFINGLEON: He's getting paid.
Steve-O: money came He's getting big just like Kevin James and Neil Breen.
BARFINGLEON: It's all matters.
SinkorSwim: Listen, the man got the bag.
BARFINGLEON: I don't think so with Neil Breen.
SinkorSwim: I think Neil Breen's not really...
Steve-O: Yeah, Neil Breen. He's eating big beans in the back of his trunk.
BARFINGLEON: That's why I respect Neil Breen.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
BARFINGLEON: I respect Neil Breen.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, that man just sucks for love of the game, dude.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that's for real.
SinkorSwim: He's just...
BARFINGLEON: For real, dog.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah. Adam Sandler will do a shitty movie because he knows it's going to get like... It's going to go into that account in the Cayman Islands.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
BARFINGLEON: Exactly.
SinkorSwim: Nah, Neil Breen's was like, nah, I'm going just suck just for the vibes.
BARFINGLEON: won be for real and be shitty as fuck all of the time get lazier and lazier
SinkorSwim: I'll fucking just stink for good.
SinkorSwim: look
Steve-O: for love of the game.
SinkorSwim: yeah Yeah, no, I hate Neil Breen. Let's change it. I hate that.
Steve-O: Dude, let's just do all green screen, man. and All green scheme for this last one.
SinkorSwim: That's like that. That truly is one where I'm like, I don't think it's funny. I don't get it. I don't appreciate it. like i'm a I'm a brat when it comes to Neil Breen.
BARFINGLEON: okay you're not the only one you're not the only one alright
SinkorSwim: Good, good. There should be more of us, frankly.
BARFINGLEON: There are more. I get it. He's divisive figure.
SinkorSwim: That fucking sucks, dude.
BARFINGLEON: He's like Christ in that way.
SinkorSwim: ah Oh, what?
BARFINGLEON: You know what
Steve-O: are So those are our hate dream teams, I guess.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I mean?
SinkorSwim: All right. Fair enough.
Steve-O: Who did you say? Neil Breen?
BARFINGLEON: I said Neil Brie, bitch!
Steve-O: Okay, for a second I was like, you said Tom Green or Neil Breen?
BARFINGLEON: Wow. Throw Tom Green in there, too.
SinkorSwim: This is the Neil Breen show. It's not the Breen Neil.
Steve-O: As like somebody you hate or somebody you you love.
BARFINGLEON: Froden. I love Tom Green.
Steve-O: Tom Green,
BARFINGLEON: I've always loved Tom Green.
Steve-O: The show was fun.
SinkorSwim: Ooh, Tom Green.
Steve-O: Fucking Freddy Got Fingered is ridiculous.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I can't. Freddy Got Fingers is wonderful. It's a wonderful movie.
Steve-O: That's so good.
BARFINGLEON: It's on Criterion.
Steve-O: Should be.
SinkorSwim: Is it really?
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, dude.
SinkorSwim: All right.
BARFINGLEON: yeah
SinkorSwim: That's a movie I'm pretty confident. I don't think that holds up.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. um You know what? Okay. I know what I'm doing next week.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, all right.
Steve-O: You know what? Hold on.
SinkorSwim: Do it.
Steve-O: Okay. So we didn't do March badness yet.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Dial it in.
Steve-O: There's a part of me that wants to do like a reverse March badness for Chris, where we are choosing movies that were considered stinkers.
SinkorSwim: but
Steve-O: but like they're actually kind of like little hidden gems.
BARFINGLEON: are actually quite good. They're underrated. Hidden gems.
Steve-O: maybe maybe Maybe we do one where you actually have to pick the best of the stinkers.
BARFINGLEON: Oh.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, like nothing to lose.
SinkorSwim: Chris, i I'm going to tell you right now, Chronicles of Riddick.
BARFINGLEON: i like Chronicles of Riddick.
SinkorSwim: Fuck!
Steve-O: It's got to be, wait, it's got to be below 50%.
BARFINGLEON: I'm not going to... I'll be real with you. i like Chronicles Riddick. I like Pitch Black. I think they're both great movies.
Steve-O: Chronicles of Riddick, is that below 50%?
BARFINGLEON: Full stop. i think I think Chronicles Riddick is better than Pitch Black.
SinkorSwim: Man, maybe.
BARFINGLEON: I think it's a better movie.
SinkorSwim: i just like i just think it's really cool that like Pitch Black is like a movie, but it's just got this crazy side character in it. He's just like, again, like almost in his own movie within a movie.
BARFINGLEON: What's...
BARFINGLEON: It's his best performance.
SinkorSwim: you remember when he killed that alien?
BARFINGLEON: Hands down.
SinkorSwim: He's like, Rob Post, who to fuck with? And I was like, this is the sickest shit I've ever seen.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, of course. Everybody, I was blown away.
Steve-O: Chronicles of Riddick?
BARFINGLEON: I think everybody in Hollywood was blown away with that. And he just never got, he never got close.
Steve-O: Everybody.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. every but Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, everyone.
BARFINGLEON: I'm serious. No, no, no. I'm being real. Like, same part Ryan, sure. Like, he was in a Spielberg movie. That's always a bump. But like, seeing him in pitch black take over that movie. Like, what else is memorable outside of his performance and those aliens?
BARFINGLEON: Like, it's, let's be for real.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: so yeah I think it it made him more popular.
SinkorSwim: Steve, where's ah where his Chronicles of Riddick?
BARFINGLEON: Definitely.
Steve-O: 38.
Steve-O: It's got a 38 on Metacritic.
SinkorSwim: 38 now. Yeah.
Steve-O: So that could, if we did a we did an invert.
SinkorSwim: But, see but christ yeah.
BARFINGLEON: That would be an easy layup for me.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I like that.
SinkorSwim: that's Yeah. its Chris is ah confirmed. Loves it. He's a...
Steve-O: Love of the game.
BARFINGLEON: there's There's a few easy layups out there that are below 50 for me.
BARFINGLEON: I mean, Rotten Tomatoes is, especially movies past like 1990, they're wrong a lot.
Steve-O: I'm gonna...
SinkorSwim: I can think of... it
Steve-O: Oh, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Let's be real.
SinkorSwim: Red tomatoes. It wasn't, didn't get invented to like 2004. Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Because like, you just did Roger Ebert hated the thing. Like, let's be real.
SinkorSwim: yeah
Steve-O: You couldn't aggregate movies at that time, like reviews, which is. People were just, you know, you'd find like the most famous reviewer in your area or whoever was in your newspaper, and it would be like, oh, man, look at that. The Times said that a better calls, not better calls all ah Uncle Buck stinker.
Steve-O: And then you wouldn't see Uncle Buck.
Steve-O: Which is fucking criminal as a goddamn crime.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. most and night Now you got me looking up underrated movies.
Steve-O: I think, and you know what? it It doesn't follow the rule I just established of below 50%. It's one point higher, and that's the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
BARFINGLEON: What?
SinkorSwim: Oh.
Steve-O: That's a 51%.
BARFINGLEON: you kidding me?
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: I wish there was... like There's no way to do it, right? But it's like... What if there was just like a way to just like make all reviewers re-review a movie like listen we just gotta get these numbers up we gotta we gotta just
Steve-O: You got release the 4K 3D version in theaters.
BARFINGLEON: You know, it's a movie that that was... Oh, people love that Never mind. i was like
SinkorSwim: what oh what was your book that wait is that the one with the ants like the the the bugs and shit
BARFINGLEON: I was looking up matinee, the John Goodman movie.
Steve-O: Oh.
BARFINGLEON: i always thought that was pan back when it came out, but no, that's 93% on Rotten Tomatoes. No, that's the John Goodman movie about the interactive theater that he built in the 1950s.
BARFINGLEON: So he would air movies like B-movies and have like real giant or fake ants that would come out during the movie.
SinkorSwim: Yeah,
SinkorSwim: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah, he was he was trying to do like, ah that was like his first like kind of like touch into the drama world a little bit, andt wasn't it?
SinkorSwim: Bug movies. Okay.
Steve-O: Or no?
SinkorSwim: You know what?
BARFINGLEON: it was It was Joe Dante and yeah yeah John Goodman.
SinkorSwim: ah
Steve-O: Oh, Joe, okay. Yeah, never mind.
BARFINGLEON: It was sort of a comedy. Sort of not. It was sort of dramatic.
SinkorSwim: You know what? I can't, I can't stand on this.
Steve-O: Joe, Dante's love.
BARFINGLEON: It was during the Cuban Missile Crisis.
SinkorSwim: I can't.
BARFINGLEON: right I think that was like the big thing.
SinkorSwim: and and like I'm going to do my own research here. So, Chris, I can't stand on this because I haven't seen it. But I just said, give me some some great 2000 movies. Like, movies in the 2000s that a little underrated and you might have forgotten about.
SinkorSwim: This guy says 12 Rounds starring John Cena.
BARFINGLEON: 12 rounds?
SinkorSwim: Yeah, starring John Cena. 2009. 31 on Rotten Tomatoes.
SinkorSwim: thirty oneranten tomatoes I don't know. i know.
BARFINGLEON: WWE Studios.
SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Okay. He's a New Orleans police detective forced to play a deadly game by criminal mastermind he previously captured who kidnaps his fiance and makes him complete 12 near impossible tasks to save her life.
BARFINGLEON: It's like the story of Hercules.
Steve-O: Oh.
SinkorSwim: ah Do those labors, Mike.
BARFINGLEON: And it's directed by Rennie Harlan, notable pedophile.
SinkorSwim: Oh, no. Is that true?
Steve-O: Oh.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Okay.
Steve-O: oh
BARFINGLEON: But I'll watch it.
SinkorSwim: Man. i Like I said, I started this with i can't stand all this. I haven't seen it. ah What about Biker Boys?
BARFINGLEON: If I'm... Yeah, like...
SinkorSwim: great but Now I'm just thinking.
BARFINGLEON: Biker Boys.
SinkorSwim: Torque?
BARFINGLEON: Twerk.
Steve-O: Crystal loves torque.
SinkorSwim: Torque.
BARFINGLEON: I guess I gotta to get into Twerk, don't I?
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: Gotta we get real big into the torque scene.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, the 2000s. That's a little rougher, I think.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Oh, Raffer.
BARFINGLEON: and that's That's rough. Oh, good. That's when it starts getting like below 50 is legitimately stupid and forgettable.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, I don't...
Steve-O: Getting a little dicey.
SinkorSwim: Well, Chris, did have you watched anything this week? Just the kind of...
BARFINGLEON: Well, I did. um i watched Invincible, the newest episode this week.
SinkorSwim: Okay. Okay.
Steve-O: Mmm.
SinkorSwim: Okay.
BARFINGLEON: um It is getting fucking real in Invincible.
SinkorSwim: Getting real? or i'm I'm still behind. I'm still behind, but...
BARFINGLEON: um shit Shit just got real. I gotta say the Conquest fight, second one, highlight definitely um that was fucking ridiculous anytime Conquest is in Invincible I feel like that's I yeah like he's such a fucking insane character it's just so and like hearing him talk and the things he says like about Mark and about how like they didn't never gave me a name they just said they just called me Conquest and
SinkorSwim: You stand up. You lean in.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Like I am alone.
SinkorSwim: yeah He's a crazy...
BARFINGLEON: Nobody.
SinkorSwim: I will say, it's like to me, I really...
BARFINGLEON: well
SinkorSwim: Even though Ryan Otley did the art for the entirety of that, I really feel like the Conquest stuff is like... He was on another...
SinkorSwim: In the comic, right? He was on another...
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Yeah.
SinkorSwim: He was putting out his best work.
BARFINGLEON: Absolutely.
SinkorSwim: Truly, I think. I think the Conquest stuff was so good.
BARFINGLEON: i think Conquets might be the ah Robert Kirkman's best villain. Like in in hindsight, like he's, he straddles because I think invincible, he's sort of like Negan, right?
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Like he's the, the, he's the point in the comic where things get real and you're faced with this charismatic, but insane human being that has no morals or ethics and,
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Fair.
BARFINGLEON: But I just feel like Conquest is so better realized because of the the context in which he's in. like Especially, i think, with the show, even.
BARFINGLEON: Because the a lot of people rag the animation quite a bit. And I'm one of those people who say, like no, that you're not getting it. you're not You don't understand what's going on if you don't like the animation. The animation is supposed to look...
BARFINGLEON: like superman the animated show from the it's supposed to look idealistic and plain kind of simple and the gore is supposed to really shock you out of that that's the whole fucking idea and when there ever there is gore in the show it's highly detailed compared to the rest of the animation
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: that's legitimately a purpose. They're doing that on purpose. And it, the conquest fight, the second one, especially is so, it's so visceral.
BARFINGLEON: ah
SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's...
BARFINGLEON: Like what?
SinkorSwim: it's a
BARFINGLEON: I don't know if you know what happened, but it's just terrifying.
SinkorSwim: I've kind of, because I've seen, read and seen the first Conquest fight like three times, like in terms of like rereading and rewatching and and stuff like that. It's kind of the only part I remember.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, I've watched that a bunch on YouTube.
SinkorSwim: um it's It's such a good, good, good shit.
BARFINGLEON: I've seen that a lot.
BARFINGLEON: and The voice acting is so good.
Steve-O: Thank you.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: It's, like, incredible.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: um Yeah, and in the second fight, it's just such a... It's, like, a juxtaposition of that, too. You know, i don't want to give too much away. But now...
BARFINGLEON: but now we've progressed to a point where it's like a point of no return. Like you're, we're at the point in the video game where they're like, you, you're going to the last part. Do you, are you sure? Have you saved?
SinkorSwim: You're right. Yeah, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Just so you know, this is the point of no return.
BARFINGLEON: Like the, yeah, 1 million percent. And, um, it's starting to feel like there's stakes and like stakes are really high.
BARFINGLEON: and the, the,
SinkorSwim: But Chris, they made Tech Jacket a girl, and I hate that.
BARFINGLEON: ah
Steve-O: Oh, he hates that though, Chris.
SinkorSwim: I hate that.
BARFINGLEON: I don't know. seems really cool. i love I love the fact that she's like interfacing like her father is guiding her on her missions.
SinkorSwim: yeah
BARFINGLEON: I didn't know that was a thing. i didn't i stopped reading this for way too soon.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I was dumb.
SinkorSwim: i ah i got the I got the three omnibuses, Chris.
BARFINGLEON: was dumb. ah
BARFINGLEON: I gotta i gotta i gotta but reread them. Because this show, I think, is wonderful.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: And I think it's really well produced. And it's... There are some episodes, obviously, that are better than others. Like the Voltramite Scourge episode of the season.
BARFINGLEON: It's just so... it's It's a visual masterpiece. Like, it's so dark, too.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: It's the darkest shit ever. Um... Yeah, yeah, it's just the show is is wonderful, and I've never, ever been disappointed with it.
BARFINGLEON: I'll be real.
SinkorSwim: It kind of it like like, yeah. like And I'll be honest. If there's one thing I just don't ever take stock of, unless it's truly outrageously bad, are people complaining about like animation quality.
SinkorSwim: Um,
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, yeah.
SinkorSwim: Anime fans are the worst with that, right? Um,
BARFINGLEON: It's really so it's so evident that people do not understand stylistic choices anymore.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, and like sure, I guess it could look a little bit better, especially when you compare it like some of the top stuff. But it's like, I've never watched an episode of Invincible and been like, this looks bad.
SinkorSwim: Like, yeah, I just I've never done it.
BARFINGLEON: Nope, never.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah, so it's just something where I just haven't really put too much stock into it because only the the freaks are really sweating that stuff.
SinkorSwim: Because I've never been like, oh, yeah, this looks a garbage.
BARFINGLEON: I also watched another Amazon prime show this week, and that was the boys.
SinkorSwim: ah Yeah, yes, there's a.
Steve-O: Oh yeah, boys is winding down, right?
BARFINGLEON: The first, first two episodes of season five, the last season of the boys premiered on Amazon prime.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Um, really liked it.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's it's solid to ah solid two episodes.
BARFINGLEON: They brought, you know, they brought back somebody I love. I am not I'm under no. hope
SinkorSwim: ah the The big mountain man who...
BARFINGLEON: I just I just that character and the actor is it's perfect.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: And it's called see talk telling somebody's mouth is a cum bucket.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: You know, it was like shut your cum bucket.
Steve-O: Thank you.
BARFINGLEON: Like that's a great line.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: um And he initially was some was worried that Homelander brought him back because he wanted to fuck him.
SinkorSwim: you is this a weird sex thing? He's like, no.
BARFINGLEON: It's like an incest there.
SinkorSwim: He's like, why am I in your bedroom?
BARFINGLEON: something I just love that. I love soldier boy.
SinkorSwim: God, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I really do.
SinkorSwim: And like, I i i truly love Garth Ennis.
BARFINGLEON: I love that. This
SinkorSwim: I do. um But like, so much better.
BARFINGLEON: is so much better. Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Because like, i don't know if you remember, like Soldier your Boy is just like, It's a throwaway joke, right? It's just a throwaway Captain America gag.
BARFINGLEON: Yep. I remember.
SinkorSwim: um And it's like, it's an odd statement to make considering like the whole point of the boys conceptually, but like the MCU truly made that show better because it's like, no, like we have to make like Captain America is dope.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
SinkorSwim: People love Captain America. Let's like give this character some real, wait and yeah and just like do something with it instead of just being a throwaway like pisses his pants and then gets like his fucking head kicked in
BARFINGLEON: Like real America energy.
BARFINGLEON: One of my favorite lines of his was when Huey was like, it was in the fourth season and he he's talking to him and he's like, well, we can track the Bluetooth through the wifi that he was using. We just need to triangulate the IP address. He's like, you're making those words up.
SinkorSwim: yeah
Steve-O: I've
BARFINGLEON: He's so confident.
SinkorSwim: He's always like, usually if you say one more fucking weird thing comes out of your mouth, it would beat the shit out of you. because because you just hate He just hates and doesn't understand anything that's happening.
BARFINGLEON: these bennies is what we used when we dropped into Normandy. We're all jacked up to our gills. It's so funny.
SinkorSwim: and oh Yeah, it's it's just, ah it's always enjoyable.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: And, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I, I, I, think the, um, the timeliness of a lot of it too, like whether it was intentional or not, it, it feels very, uh,
BARFINGLEON: scary watching it
SinkorSwim: So apparently, i don't know how much of this I believe, but they state that they um wrote the, like the finale, the ending of this show was written before the second election.
BARFINGLEON: yeah yeah well they're nailing it all right and it's terrifying
SinkorSwim: So they're like, Oh man. Yeah.
SinkorSwim: I know. well
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, the whole camp, like, oh, you'll love camp. Like, but that's what they're telling the starlighters.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, it's it's brutal. um Yeah, and the the the death that occurred was pretty cool. Like, i liked i like the last choice that he made.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah. Uh,
BARFINGLEON: i don't know if you know what I'm talking about, though.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, I thought that was... um And again, i don't know if you remember the comic, but like it was it was just like, he just kicks his head off in issue nine.
BARFINGLEON: It was apt.
SinkorSwim: you know And just like what they do with that character, with those characters in general, is just...
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Yeah, I do remember that.
BARFINGLEON: So much better. It's like layers on layers, like race and being superhero.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: I don't...
BARFINGLEON: What does that mean? Yeah, there's a lot of
SinkorSwim: Yeah, it's like they've done such a good job that I am tempted to give Preacher another shot.
SinkorSwim: But I don't know.
Steve-O: How many seasons did Preacher make it?
SinkorSwim: Because it was like five seasons, dude, like Preacher.
BARFINGLEON: What?
Steve-O: Five seasons?
BARFINGLEON: I think it was i don't think it was that many.
SinkorSwim: How many? All right. How many seasons of?
BARFINGLEON: Three? Was it three?
SinkorSwim: Seasons of Preacher are there. Four. Okay, four.
BARFINGLEON: Four.
Steve-O: right.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, four seasons.
BARFINGLEON: That's a lot.
SinkorSwim: to do that is That is...
Steve-O: I didn't realize it like made it that long.
SinkorSwim: Considering that was... And listen, just for context, Preacher is my favorite... It's probably still like my favorite comic story.
BARFINGLEON: Is it really?
BARFINGLEON: Wow.
SinkorSwim: start the finish like i just i just really love it. And... Yes, there's some down points, and yes, it probably doesn't age the best, but just, like, conceptually, like, I love, you know, those characters. I love ah fucking...
SinkorSwim: ah Oh, my God. I love it, but I can't think of anybody's fucking names because I'm an idiot. um But, like, I love the main character. I love Cassidy. I love...
SinkorSwim: You know, Tulip. I love Jesse. You know, Jesse Cassidy, Tulip. um Her star, I think, is a great kind of villain.
BARFINGLEON: He is a wonderful villain.
SinkorSwim: The whole saying of killer stuff. Like, it's so goddamn good. um And kind of pure and simple. And I knew it. I said, I'm not going to like this. And I made it maybe two, maybe three episodes in. And i was like, I just i just can't.
SinkorSwim: I just can't do it. And then I just kind of hard quit. And then it just i I let it go. i wasn't even going to be mad about it. I just kind of let it exist. And then it ran for four seasons. And it apparently he's liked.
SinkorSwim: I don't know. Right? um But...
SinkorSwim: don't know, man.
Steve-O: It's secret of the ooze.
SinkorSwim: It's... Yeah. You're right, Steve. It's not. It's no... There's no Toka, no Rezar, so how can I like it?
SinkorSwim: Let see, what else? ah
SinkorSwim: I'm at a point with Daredevil where I actually can't remember if I watched the newest episode.
Steve-O: Yeah, i still have not watched any new episodes outside of that first.
SinkorSwim: It's not a good thing, I guess.
Steve-O: I, you know, like there is like excitement, like there is an excitement that it's there, but I just.
SinkorSwim: No, dude, it's solid.
Steve-O: I don't have drive.
SinkorSwim: It's good. It's good. It's solid. It's it's worth watching. It's just...
Steve-O: It's not must see.
SinkorSwim: Not yet. Not yet. And I truly think, like, it will be at the end of the day. Like, yeah, dude, definitely. It's it's a really good show. It's solid.
SinkorSwim: But what are you going to do? ah You know ah you know what I did finish um getting out of out of movies and TV shows.
SinkorSwim: I beat Sons of Sparta or as Jenny called it, Buff Boys, which took me...
Steve-O: Oh, sweet.
BARFINGLEON: Buff boys!
Steve-O: Oh, boys.
BARFINGLEON: Look at these buff boys!
SinkorSwim: i didn't like that. It took me way too long to figure out what she was talking about.
BARFINGLEON: Got
Steve-O: full of boys.
SinkorSwim: thought she was talking about me and my dog. She's like, oh, how...
Steve-O: Well, you know, it may be a little bit of column A, column B.
SinkorSwim: my No. She's like, no. I was referring to this video game where you played as buff children and I was like... Oh, fuck.
Steve-O: Oh.
SinkorSwim: Why did you say that?
BARFINGLEON: him.
SinkorSwim: um Some Spiderman. I was hot on it. as I was very high on it last week. Still pretty high on it.
SinkorSwim: But as I beat it, um I think, you know, I had some like kind of like. technical issues and stuff like that. Just in the sense of just like the mechanics are kind of shallow deeper than you think, but still not as deep as it should be.
Steve-O: Mm-hmm.
SinkorSwim: um And then ah I beat the game and I was like, oh, there must be a cool end game. And like there really wasn't. It was just like stuff I apparently easily missed because like I just didn't go to the right place.
SinkorSwim: um And the story is like overly simplistic. Which kind of bummed me out. Like, I thought i was we were getting somewhere deeper than what we got.
Steve-O: Right.
SinkorSwim: And it really wasn't that. So, I'd still say it's a fuck. um I think if you like those types of games, it's worth it. If you're a God of War fan, i think you... I'll say you could do worse, because it's probably... Like, in terms of, like, God of War proper, it's probably still, like...
SinkorSwim: the worst product that they have. Doesn't mean it's bad. it just means like, it's not a fucking 90 plus masterpiece, which is like, what are going to do? But, um, I'd say seven, five, seven, five.
Steve-O: Okay.
SinkorSwim: Fuck. Let's say worth playing for sure.
BARFINGLEON: Good set.
SinkorSwim: Not a good set. Not a good, not a good set.
Steve-O: Not a good set.
BARFINGLEON: Now I get set. Just a fuck.
SinkorSwim: Just the fuck.
Steve-O: Good set would be in like the eighties, I think.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. But now, i'm now I'm in this weird spot again where I'm like,
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: just clicking around. I don't know.
Steve-O: Devin, you finished your game at the perfect time.
SinkorSwim: I'm in, I'm in this gaming.
Steve-O: Pragmata comes out this week and people seem to be really liking it based off the reviews.
BARFINGLEON: Fuck my fuck!
SinkorSwim: parkman and know I, I'm thinking about it. You know, I'm still hesitant just because they're like, yeah, it's like a 12 hour game. And I'm like, all right.
Steve-O: Play one hour a day.
SinkorSwim: I hate to say it.
BARFINGLEON: Not enough meat.
SinkorSwim: $70 for,
Steve-O: One hour a day.
BARFINGLEON: Not enough meat. Not enough meat on the bone for you.
Steve-O: You need like a big meaty game.
SinkorSwim: Listen, but here's the problem, right? If you were like, oh, Resident Evil 10, 12 hour game, I'd be like, fucking sold, right? Because there's that.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, that's a different... That's the...
Steve-O: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: That's what I'm saying.
BARFINGLEON: devil
SinkorSwim: That's what I'm saying. um will probably get it. I it's just, I think it's an auto buy.
Steve-O: Okay.
SinkorSwim: Even though it does look good.
Steve-O: that's sort I'm kind of with you there where I don't think I'm going to get it the first week. um Tomodachi Life Living the Dream comes out this week too, which I think is going to be a ton of fun.
BARFINGLEON: Gotta live that dream.
Steve-O: Is, you know, going to be making some some strange little freaks. I already enjoyed the demo that they put out and that's, you know,
BARFINGLEON: Can you give us a little preview on a freak you're thinking about?
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got a little freak. ah My girlfriend and I, we made a character. Their name is Booby. And it's ah spelled with ah ah the U has an omlaut over it.
BARFINGLEON: oh okay.
Steve-O: And ah Booby is boby is ah just ah an old, mean, crotchety piece of shit.
BARFINGLEON: Baby.
SinkorSwim: This
Steve-O: um And just lives on the island and just kind of just just spins misery. And I'm very excited to get Booby around talking to just a bunch of people.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, I'm glad you've made an ugly piece of shit that you can move around in this world.
SinkorSwim: is Tamagotchi life.
Steve-O: It's a Tomodachi life. And essentially, basically what it is, it's very much a customizable Sims. Like it's it's Nintendo's. It's the humor of WarioWare, but like the basically the human simulator of the Sims, the smash them together.
Steve-O: It's just a bunch of weird ass shit and basically soap opera drama.
SinkorSwim: Is this?
BARFINGLEON: Basically, he's taking the ladder out of the pool, putting that piece of shit in there.
SinkorSwim: Okay.
SinkorSwim: I was like, in a way this, I guess I thought this and Pocopia kind of blurred together in my brain.
BARFINGLEON: They drowned.
Steve-O: they They run together. They definitely scratch that like cozy game slash... um like sim-esque sort of thing. And while Pocopi is definitely more like Animal Crossing, like, oh, tend to your crops and water stuff. This is basically just like you make some people and you just see what kind of nonsense they get up to. And like the the fun thing about the game is you you input things. So basically like
Steve-O: Somebody will come up and it'll be like, oh, I really want to be friends with Chris Galani. Like Devin would run up to me and be like, I want to really be friends with Chris Galani.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: What should I talk about with Chris Galani?
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. What would, what would you.
Steve-O: And you could type anything. They announced this week that they're in the the full game. There is no filter. So you could write anything.
BARFINGLEON: Thighs.
SinkorSwim: Oh.
Steve-O: So what's what's that?
BARFINGLEON: Star Trek.
Steve-O: Thighs Star Trek.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Those are the two I pick.
Steve-O: Okay.
BARFINGLEON: Big thighs.
Steve-O: So, so
SinkorSwim: Like, I come up to you to be your friend, but you interrupt me to just talk about thighs in Star Trek.
BARFINGLEON: Yep. i
Steve-O: You could do that. Like, Devin, you could be like, hey, Chris, I heard you really like um reading. And then Chris will be like, no, I fucking hate reading.
SinkorSwim: reading about that.
Steve-O: I'm really into thighs and Star Trek.
BARFINGLEON: What the fuck is wrong with Yeah, dude.
Steve-O: And I also love fucking ah Caesar salads. So back the fuck off.
BARFINGLEON: Good one. Yeah, that was a good one.
Steve-O: And, you know, it'll just spawn drama where, like, we might find Devin crying and he's like, damn, man, I, damn, I thought Chris was going to be my friend. And then, like, a little dog will come out of nowhere and be like, hey, hey, Devin, here's, here's, here's some fucking weed.
SinkorSwim: And I'll be like, go back to Animal Crossing, weirdo.
Steve-O: No, here's smoke, you doobie, man.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, fuck.
SinkorSwim: no,
BARFINGLEON: He gives you Doug.
Steve-O: like The thing is, it's like, because you can draw, you can draw in things, you can add in things, and people are going nuts.
BARFINGLEON: Hell yeah.
Steve-O: I saw someone with the face of an asshole talking about how much they love powdered donuts today.
BARFINGLEON: yeah
SinkorSwim: I'm sold. yeah ah
Steve-O: And like, that's the fun part of Pocopia.
SinkorSwim: oh no i'm sold
Steve-O: or not Pocopia, I'm sorry, that's the other game.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that's that's for real.
Steve-O: um Here, i'll but i'll pull up I'll pull up some fun little things that people have been doing on Twitter.
SinkorSwim: Now, when you say no, is it co-op? Because you say you and...
Steve-O: No.
SinkorSwim: and Okay, so...
Steve-O: ah We just been, i just like played the game and and she watches
SinkorSwim: So she's just like, fuck that guy. And you're like, no, no. She's like, do it.
Steve-O: She's like, you know what? You know what? Give. Because like the thing is
SinkorSwim: She's the director. this is Left 4 Dead, which is the director.
Steve-O: Yeah, yeah. We're we're kind of we're scratching our chins and we're like, all right, what should we do?
BARFINGLEON: Is
Steve-O: and we'll be like, you know what?
SinkorSwim: You should take your pants off.
Steve-O: You should she sure push Boobie into the ocean.
SinkorSwim: No. No.
Steve-O: See if he can swim.
SinkorSwim: yeah You drowned that puppy. What the...
Steve-O: Drown that guy. Drown that goddamn guy.
SinkorSwim: Okay.
BARFINGLEON: this some sort of death simulator that you're playing?
Steve-O: No, there's no death. There's no death.
SinkorSwim: God fucking...
Steve-O: It's definitely more like just like nonsense.
BARFINGLEON: Okay, just check.
Steve-O: Like it a giant Chris Galani head could just like show up over the world and be like, hey.
BARFINGLEON: Well, the reason i the reason I ask that is Devin and John both asked me to ask you that about every new game just to make sure, you know, you're not going down the wrong path, you know?
Steve-O: That's really fair. And I actually fully respect that.
SinkorSwim: Why do you say that? Why are you blowing our shit up, dude?
BARFINGLEON: Is this a death sim?
Steve-O: Is this a death game? mean, we thought Resident Evil.
BARFINGLEON: And when you finally... Well, no, that's different.
Steve-O: Hey, is this death sim?
BARFINGLEON: That's different.
SinkorSwim: um
BARFINGLEON: Oh.
SinkorSwim: So, sorry, slight breaking news.
Steve-O: Oh.
SinkorSwim: ah Sony has, nine minutes ago, Sony has announced a Bloodborne movie at CinemaCon.
BARFINGLEON: oh
BARFINGLEON: Wait, a Bloodborne what?
SinkorSwim: Movie. Yeah.
Steve-O: Whoa.
BARFINGLEON: Movie?
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: What? Devin?
BARFINGLEON: What?
SinkorSwim: You know, I don't know. is CinemaCon.
BARFINGLEON: CinemaCon? That's a thing?
Steve-O: Dude, cinema is happening, Chris.
BARFINGLEON: I never heard of that.
SinkorSwim: him
BARFINGLEON: Sin? Like, they sin there? What?
Steve-O: Sinema.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, CinemaCon. Yeah,
BARFINGLEON: What's going on? i I'm looking at Reddit. i't
BARFINGLEON: i don't yeah What's going on?
SinkorSwim: there's a Bloodborne...
BARFINGLEON: Tom Rothman?
Steve-O: Chris is having a hard time. He's having a hard time right now.
BARFINGLEON: Is it Tom Rothman?
SinkorSwim: ah it's going to be produced.
BARFINGLEON: Sony Pictures Boss?
BARFINGLEON: Get off the ad crack. That's what he said here.
Steve-O: Hey, buddy, get off the ad crack.
BARFINGLEON: That's all I got. That's all I got.
SinkorSwim: cool.
Steve-O: You think y'all's fans, Cheryl?
BARFINGLEON: I think you made this up. I don't i don't see it anywhere.
SinkorSwim: Chris Kalani and the Bloodborne movie. You think it's Banjo? Yeah, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: then Yeah, IGN.
SinkorSwim: Sorry to interrupt Steve. I just thought that was worth.
Steve-O: No, no, you're good. Hey, that's breaking news.
BARFINGLEON: IGN. Sony has announced a Bloodborne movie. Yeah.
Steve-O: We are truly living in our radio.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: R-rated. R-rated animated. R-rated animated.
Steve-O: Dude.
SinkorSwim: Animated?
BARFINGLEON: Get together, everybody.
Steve-O: Wow. Wow.
BARFINGLEON: going to ask.
Steve-O: You know what? Maybe it's Gunn. Maybe it's Gunn doing the animation. Is it Gunn?
BARFINGLEON: Jack Septic Eye developing film
Steve-O: Wow. Jacksepticeye from... um What was the game that ah came out recently, Devin? That had Jacksepticeye in it. That was the game with the the superheroes that I forget the name of. um
BARFINGLEON: Who is that? Who is he?
SinkorSwim: Oh, fuck. a Superhero.
Steve-O: He was in that. The superhero game where it's like kind of choose your own adventure.
SinkorSwim: Oh, Dispatch.
Steve-O: Dispatch.
SinkorSwim: I thought you were talking about movie.
Steve-O: Jacksepticeye in that, right?
SinkorSwim: Yeah, Dispatch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah. yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. You got it.
BARFINGLEON: Devin!
SinkorSwim: thank Yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I don't know what to feel. is that guy cool?
SinkorSwim: Yeah, that's an odd one.
Steve-O: Is that a cool guy?
SinkorSwim: Because that's like... That's like animated. It's weird. Because to me, I'm like, oh so it's going to directed.
BARFINGLEON: okay with that.
SinkorSwim: Directed video.
BARFINGLEON: I'm okay with that.
Steve-O: Just anything at this point. Just show that there's life there.
BARFINGLEON: I'm okay. I'm actually better with that than live action.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: ah i I'm gonna sign off on this.
SinkorSwim: Now, because Elden Ring's going to live action, right?
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, I know.
Steve-O: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Well, isn't that something?
BARFINGLEON: I saw the, I saw some leaked photos of, um, of an Elden Ring set actually.
Steve-O: Indeed.
SinkorSwim: Oh.
BARFINGLEON: was It was the second church of America. Okay.
SinkorSwim: How, uh, I don't i know what that means.
BARFINGLEON: Alright.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, I know you don't. It's
Steve-O: Dude, that's huge, Devin.
SinkorSwim: I'm sorry. that big? Is that big deal?
Steve-O: That's big deal.
BARFINGLEON: big. It's fucking big.
SinkorSwim: ah You know, I'm going to call Steve out I don't think Steve knows what it means.
Steve-O: big.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, I bet.
BARFINGLEON: It's a 30-year-old, Evan.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, real big.
BARFINGLEON: It's big, alright? That's all you need to know.
SinkorSwim: All right.
Steve-O: You don't need to know. You don't need to know what it is. You just need to know it's big. That's big.
SinkorSwim: Okay. Is church?
Steve-O: Dude.
BARFINGLEON: big, Devin.
Steve-O: You remember in the first Saw movie when the...
BARFINGLEON: We're talking Altus Plateau, Devin.
Steve-O: bot went When the body gets up, Devin, it's basically that kind of big.
BARFINGLEON: Devin, it's big, all right? like Leave it it leave it at that, all right?
SinkorSwim: All right. believe you.
Steve-O: It's big, Devin.
BARFINGLEON: Leave it.
Steve-O: It's a church.
SinkorSwim: believe it don't Don't talk about it anymore anymore.
Steve-O: i
SinkorSwim: She doesn't know it's big.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, don't um um don't bring it up again.
Steve-O: Don't worry about it.
BARFINGLEON: Let bring it up again.
Steve-O: Don't stress yourself.
BARFINGLEON: There's some photos. They look good. They look pretty good
SinkorSwim: can i Can I just say being told don't worry about it will always set me off?
BARFINGLEON: good.
Steve-O: Is that what happened with the guy?
BARFINGLEON: Ha ha ha ha
Steve-O: Is he went to the bowling alley? And he was like, what are you picketing?
SinkorSwim: No, but like because it like it like it like it like fucks with my FOMO slash like little brother syndrome where i'm like, what are you guys talking about?
Steve-O: He's like, don't worry about it. And you're like, you need to tell me right the fuck now.
SinkorSwim: Like, don't worry about it. I'm like, I will fucking kill you. Like, I get so set off.
Steve-O: You feel like left out this.
BARFINGLEON: good
SinkorSwim: Yeah, the FOMO. I'm like, what? You guys have phone without me?
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Don't worry about it.
BARFINGLEON: Yes.
SinkorSwim: I'm like, don't burn this entire house down.
BARFINGLEON: and yet I am.
SinkorSwim: Tell me don't fucking worry about it.
Steve-O: ah Hey, dude, that's so fair.
SinkorSwim: I'm fucking worried. I'm stressed.
Steve-O: That's so fair.
BARFINGLEON: I'm having a lot of fun right now.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: I remember as a kid, and this this reminds me of it. I remember the kids in the neighborhood when I was at my babysitter's, they were all hanging out and they were doing Beavis and Butthead impressions.
Steve-O: Now, keep in mind, I was a very little kid and I didn't i didn't know what Beavis and Butthead was.
SinkorSwim: Those dudes must lost their virginity immediately. Mm-hmm.
Steve-O: I thought they were just making up funny names and
BARFINGLEON: Oh, boy.
Steve-O: And so I was like, oh, let me do a Beavis and Butthead impression. And I was like, Beavis and Butthead. And they were like, that is not Beavis and Butthead. Get out of here. And they like, they they they shamed me away.
Steve-O: They shamed me away. And in that moment, i've you think you're special. that that That locked in.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, you're ready to fucking.
Steve-O: Dude, locked in.
BARFINGLEON: That wasn't a good Beavis Butthead impression.
Steve-O: was a bad people looking back looking back 100 yeah
SinkorSwim: Yeah, but Steve, you got to bet you were wrong in that situation.
BARFINGLEON: I got I'm gonna be upfront with you.
SinkorSwim: You're in there. See, I'm not in the wrong way. I just want know what you guys are talking about. I'm just curious.
BARFINGLEON: It's not even talking about
Steve-O: yeah but what if your curiosity is wrong just naturally like how how many times has your your curiosity gone too far to become something that could cause issue
BARFINGLEON: even worry about it though.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Put your worries in a sack, right?
SinkorSwim: yeah
SinkorSwim: Because I think like don't worry about it is like it's such a mean. like Like imagine if we were playing Truth or Dare and you're like dare.
Steve-O: That's
SinkorSwim: And I was like, I dare you to go home, Steve. And you'd be like, what? What? is like
Steve-O: weird thing. You know what?
BARFINGLEON: You think that's just mean?
Steve-O: Honestly, honestly, you're on.
SinkorSwim: No, no, but I'm so i'm saying like Chris and I and Steve, we're all hanging out. We're playing Truth or Dare. And you're like, yeah, dare.
Steve-O: You're on, dude. Boom. Look at that.
SinkorSwim: And you're like, what do you say what do you say to that?
Steve-O: go Here, I'll give you another one. Truth. There you go.
SinkorSwim: Go home, Steve. I dare you to go home.
Steve-O: You know going to go home. I'm going to have some food. I might come back.
BARFINGLEON: yeah That's fair.
SinkorSwim: but
SinkorSwim: Oh, damn.
BARFINGLEON: That's totally fair. You didn't tell him to stay home.
SinkorSwim: I'd be like, yeah, go home for the night and never come back.
Steve-O: Yeah, just go home. go for Oh, yo, damn, you locked it.
SinkorSwim: Fuck.
Steve-O: Okay.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, i locked it I tightened it up.
Steve-O: Oh! We were having so much fun, and then they got kicked out.
BARFINGLEON: that's That's fucked up.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: i would be i would i would be upset with that.
Steve-O: Hey, don't worry about it.
BARFINGLEON: That ruling.
SinkorSwim: yeah Hey, take that dare back.
BARFINGLEON: I think I would...
SinkorSwim: That's fucked up.
Steve-O: Hey, hey, hey.
BARFINGLEON: I think everybody's... If it's the person giving the dare in the room, there's another person that's able to veto a dare.
SinkorSwim: Ooh.
BARFINGLEON: If it's not that person.
SinkorSwim: But, mm-hmm, maybe.
BARFINGLEON: i I think I would throw down a red card and then...
SinkorSwim: But, like, what if what if it's, like...
BARFINGLEON: Punch you in the stomach, Devin.
SinkorSwim: What if it's a cool dare, though? What if it's, like, I dare you to make out with Sarah McLachlan, and you're like, I veto that.
BARFINGLEON: Oh no! Well that's a fucking rad ass dare. But if you're...
SinkorSwim: No, no, but what if some asshole uses their their power to veto, and you're like, don't veto...
BARFINGLEON: Everybody's allowed one.
Steve-O: I'd be like, yo, come on, man. You can't make that with Sarah McLaughlin.
SinkorSwim: I'm trying to get my fucking...
BARFINGLEON: It's America Devin.
SinkorSwim: I'm trying to get my fucking...
Steve-O: She does the sad animal song.
BARFINGLEON: It's... Everybody gets one Devin.
SinkorSwim: Trying to my dick sucked in his closet, man.
BARFINGLEON: It's America.
SinkorSwim: What the fuck you telling me to veto this dare for?
Steve-O: Dude, that's that sad animal song lady. Come on, man.
BARFINGLEON: Everybody gets one veto.
SinkorSwim: as Everybody gets one.
Steve-O: Everybody gets one.
SinkorSwim: Everybody gets one veto.
BARFINGLEON: Everybody's woman. It's totally fair.
Steve-O: Hey, Devin.
BARFINGLEON: i think it's totally fair.
Steve-O: Hey, Devin.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: It cannot be the... this is Let me give you a a little caveat here, though.
Steve-O: Yeah, Chris.
BARFINGLEON: It cannot be the person who is receiving a dare.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SinkorSwim: Well, right. Yeah, that's.
BARFINGLEON: It has to be ah and another party, a third party that can throw down the veto.
Steve-O: That's an outside. Okay. Can somebody veto a veto?
SinkorSwim: Oh, you just caused like an entire civil war just because I dared Steve to go home.
Steve-O: like ah Like an outsider, outsider, not somebody who gave?
Steve-O: yeah i like the idea of Chris being like, I'm vetoing that. Steve, you can stay. And then John goes, nah, fuck him.
BARFINGLEON: I veto your veto.
Steve-O: Nah, fuck him. I veto you, veto.
BARFINGLEON: i
Steve-O: you Fine, whatever, guys. wait
BARFINGLEON: If that's, I think that's, that is on the table.
Steve-O: Tonight is the night we were going to watch Beavis and Butt-Head for the first time. I'm going learn their voices.
SinkorSwim: like, I figured this out. Nah, dude, get out here, you fucking loser.
Steve-O: Get out of here, you fucking idiot.
SinkorSwim: We're going to go watch Dune dude? Sorry.
Steve-O: Man!
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, dude. they yeah i would yeah I'd be upset, too.
Steve-O: Why do we always play Truth and Dare right before we go see a Dune movie? Do play Truth or Dune?
SinkorSwim: yeah truth or du dude sorry
BARFINGLEON: I'd be upset, too. I'd be upset, too.
Steve-O: That's a fun that's a fun idea for a segment.
BARFINGLEON: Truth or Dude. Watch all the Dude movies.
Steve-O: Dude, I dare you to take an oil bath.
BARFINGLEON: Or tell the truth.
SinkorSwim: I dare you to fucking do some awful things to these children and women and then to dip a bath in oil because you were poisoned by your cousin.
BARFINGLEON: I would never tell the truth.
BARFINGLEON: That's cool. Hmm.
Steve-O: I dare you to get some of that blue juice in you.
BARFINGLEON: Baron Harkonnen it is. That's the life I'm going to living soon. Big, big fucking bath of diarrhea.
SinkorSwim: I think that's our president right now, dude.
BARFINGLEON: Of course it is.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: I thought our president was Jesus based on the photos.
SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah. No, no, he was just a doctor.
Steve-O: Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, doctor.
SinkorSwim: What the fuck? No, no, I thought he doctor. was being a doctor.
Steve-O: Does that mean every time?
SinkorSwim: Okay. Dude, I don't know.
Steve-O: Did he think he was in a hospital when he was in a church?
BARFINGLEON: that's what he yeah Well, yeah, it's transactional, like a hospital. Right?
Steve-O: Man, why's that doctor up there on the wall?
SinkorSwim: It's me.
BARFINGLEON: He's got to pay him for him to give him his the care.
Steve-O: I
BARFINGLEON: That's how it works, right?
Steve-O: That's how it works. All right.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, what a world. What a world!
Steve-O: You know what?
BARFINGLEON: What a world!
Steve-O: I want some heckin' trailers, news. What do we got this week?
BARFINGLEON: what do you got What do you got, Devin? Hit me up. what what Throw everything you got at me here, okay?
SinkorSwim: Oh, man. What do I got? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's fire it up.
BARFINGLEON: Sawcock!
Steve-O: Hmm.
BARFINGLEON: That's what it sounded like then.
SinkorSwim: Chris, what is going on in your brain that you hear something different every time?
Steve-O: Hmm.
BARFINGLEON: That's... I don't know, because it's just like...
SinkorSwim: it told me to suck cock. Is that what you thought it said, dude?
BARFINGLEON: It's like this fucking undertone shit. like it's I hear something different. It's just screaming.
Steve-O: It's just screaming.
SinkorSwim: We're like, dude, he's just reciting poetry. Chris, you're like, he's telling me to suck cock. You don't understand.
Steve-O: Oh!
BARFINGLEON: This is enough.
SinkorSwim: I'm just, I'm worried for you, man. um Okay. ah Fuck. um Guys, I know you were all wondering when's the next hunger game movie coming out.
SinkorSwim: I know they ended the story.
Steve-O: Hell yeah.
SinkorSwim: I know we went back to like the first one.
BARFINGLEON: Who the fuck?
Steve-O: Did they?
BARFINGLEON: Who are these people and in the thumbnail?
SinkorSwim: But now we got to go back to the middle one.
BARFINGLEON: Who's the people found out?
Steve-O: Middle? Wait, what you mean the middle one?
SinkorSwim: So, Chris, you remember, do you remember Woody Harrelson?
BARFINGLEON: What are those?
BARFINGLEON: Yeah?
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. I remember Woody.
SinkorSwim: He was Hamish.
BARFINGLEON: With the bad wig? Yeah.
Steve-O: Hamish.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, he was Hamish. And he was like, he he won before and he was sponsoring Jennifer Lawrence's character and PETA. Remember?
Steve-O: Hey, Peter.
SinkorSwim: Well, this is him. This is young Harrison Ford.
BARFINGLEON: okay Lena!
SinkorSwim: harrisristy ford ah this is young ah Woody Harrelson.
BARFINGLEON: who
BARFINGLEON: Hey, Peter.
Steve-O: Hey, Peter.
SinkorSwim: So I hope ah i hope you're you're you're worried about the fate of this guy that we know is alive and becomes an alcoholic.
BARFINGLEON: There it is. There it is.
Steve-O: Hunger Games.
SinkorSwim: And there's a different Hunger Games guy.
BARFINGLEON: Hum. Urgains.
Steve-O: Dude, I'm, wait, what?
SinkorSwim: It's time. It's time. It's Kieran Culkin. Listen.
Steve-O: Oh, dude, that's good. That's good.
SinkorSwim: and like Dude, dude, I'm not going to lie.
Steve-O: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: the The Hunger Games TV host, I don't think they've ever missed.
Steve-O: No, they're top tier.
SinkorSwim: because Because it was... Oh, fuck.
Steve-O: Tooch. Stanley Tooch.
BARFINGLEON: Stanley too.
SinkorSwim: It was the Tooch, right?
Steve-O: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: And then it was... ah Then it was, i believe...
BARFINGLEON: Venom.
SinkorSwim: Not Venom.
Steve-O: i thought I heard Venom too, dev or Chris.
BARFINGLEON: I thought you were gonna say venom and I was like, the fucking character.
Steve-O: We are Toochie.
SinkorSwim: No, it's not Venom. No, no, it's um it's um it's um
SinkorSwim: it's um
Steve-O: I can't help you with this. This is your own grave.
SinkorSwim: fuck.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, dude, this is your this is your Iwo Jima.
Steve-O: This is your own grave. This is your Beavis and Butthead moment.
SinkorSwim: No, he he has a name. he's He's that guy. He's in a lot of those Wes Anderson movies.
Steve-O: ah c
SinkorSwim: The black hair kind of rat face.
BARFINGLEON: Jason Schwartzman.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, was Jason Schwartzman.
BARFINGLEON: There
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, that's good casting. That is good casting.
BARFINGLEON: it is.
SinkorSwim: I'm pretty sure. Let me let me.
BARFINGLEON: I hate that you said rat face and that's how I figured it out. That's really bad.
SinkorSwim: Listen, hey, all respect to Jason Schwartzman, but, you know, that's that's.
Steve-O: You know, that that face hires. that's ah That's a unique face, and it hires.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, so so listen, so listen, we got we had the two.
BARFINGLEON: man. Handsome man.
Steve-O: He's handsome.
SinkorSwim: Then we had the Schwartz and now we got the Colkin. Kieran Colkin is is.
BARFINGLEON: ah he's Kieran Culkin is a hell of an actor.
Steve-O: The Colt.
SinkorSwim: Dude, the I'm just saying the hosts are always awesome.
BARFINGLEON: and give him that.
Steve-O: I don't think we can call Kieran Culkin Diet Coke anymore, man. I think that might just be like...
SinkorSwim: i don't Did anyone call
BARFINGLEON: He's the real deal.
Steve-O: That might be... That might be Coke-hecking classic, man.
BARFINGLEON: yeah everybody called Everybody called him Diaculkin. Everybody fucking did it, Devin. Calm down. Have you ever read a fucking H.U.
SinkorSwim: Respect to the Colgan.
BARFINGLEON: variety before?
Steve-O: We never said it because we love Kieran Culkin, but Variety often...
SinkorSwim: often Often shit all over Kieran Colgan.
BARFINGLEON: Every day, Diet Coke and wins an Oscar.
Steve-O: like That's fucking rude.
BARFINGLEON: Am I seeing things straight?
Steve-O: He's talented. And so is his brother, Macaulay.
BARFINGLEON: Question mark.
SinkorSwim: So so he I think they're all... Again, I've never read the books. I don't know the history. But i think all the hosts are Flickermans. Because Kieran plays a guy named Caesar Flickerman.
SinkorSwim: The Schwartz played Lucky Flickerman.
Steve-O: well, the thing is, I think Tucci was i think tucci was Caesar as well
BARFINGLEON: Oh, it's ah he's he's a junior.
SinkorSwim: Oh, okay, wait.
Steve-O: o Dude.
SinkorSwim: The Hunger Games...
Steve-O: Hong-ga game.
BARFINGLEON: Humger Games.
SinkorSwim: Let's see Let's see.
Steve-O: I like what he did there.
SinkorSwim: Let's get this weird lore. Oh, yeah, yeah. So, okay. So there was Lucky Flickerman, and then he was Kieran Culkin, Caesar Flickerman, and then old Caesar Flickerman and Stanley Tuge.
Steve-O: you
BARFINGLEON: Oh, he's playing the younger Cesar Flickerman.
SinkorSwim: He's the younger... Yeah. Obviously.
Steve-O: Dude.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Well, I'm going now.
Steve-O: Oh, my God. Dude, I'm sold. i you know I don't even need fucking a movie. I just need to see people with too much fucking veneers and spray tan just having a good time.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Yep. Mm-hmm.
SinkorSwim: Listen, this might sound crazy, but that last one's fucking a solid movie, dude. Like.
BARFINGLEON: Well, i but the hosts look like drag versions of themselves, like the real actors.
SinkorSwim: the the
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Like, that's ah that's a huge thing. Everybody loves that. Everybody eats that up, right?
Steve-O: That's like if they took that actor and just slid all the sliders in a creative character all the way.
SinkorSwim: yeah
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Great stuff. I mean, for that only very specific thing.
SinkorSwim: But. ah
Steve-O: Mm hmm.
Steve-O: How many how many Hunger Games have there been movie wise?
SinkorSwim: So this would be the, so there's the original, oh wait, no, there's four.
BARFINGLEON: Did you say, are you going say I thought you were going to say that.
SinkorSwim: no no. So there's four with Jennifer Lawrence.
Steve-O: Yes.
BARFINGLEON: who
Steve-O: OK.
SinkorSwim: I'm pretty sure. And then there's Ballad of Songbird and Snakes. And now there's this new one. So that would, this would be the sixth one, I think.
BARFINGLEON: I thought there was a snowy one in there.
Steve-O: Okay.
BARFINGLEON: Or is that this one?
SinkorSwim: Now that's this, like with Snow, President Snow or whatever.
Steve-O: That's.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
Steve-O: President Snow.
SinkorSwim: That's, um that's ah yeah, it's of Birds and Snakes.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Bell of songbirds and snakes.
Steve-O: I think it's crazy.
SinkorSwim: that movie's That movie's fucking solid, too. That's a solid movie.
Steve-O: This series kind of like it was all like people talked about these things so much and then they just kind of just whispered in the wind.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Well, you know who's young President Snow?
Steve-O: Who's that?
SinkorSwim: The Fiends, dude.
Steve-O: Dude, the fiend, Ray Wyatt.
SinkorSwim: Ralph Fiends. Uh,
Steve-O: oh who are you talking about?
SinkorSwim: Ralph Fiennes.
Steve-O: Oh, Ray Fiennes.
BARFINGLEON: Refines!
SinkorSwim: Oh my God. Yeah. Oh shit. My bad. That is sad. He's saying it's literally spelled.
BARFINGLEON: Reefine!
Steve-O: Ray Fiennes.
SinkorSwim: It's literally spelled Ralph Fiennes. Like F I E N N E S.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
SinkorSwim: My bad guys.
BARFINGLEON: Rafe finds.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah.
SinkorSwim: My bad. My bad. My bad.
Steve-O: Nah, you're good. You're good.
BARFINGLEON: That's alright.
Steve-O: But that's exciting. That's fun.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, dude. Again, those movies are all weirdly solid. So I'm i'm done. I'm in. Then we got a
Steve-O: Hold on, I've got a transition sound for you.
SinkorSwim: Chris, what did you hear?
BARFINGLEON: Oh, thank god. That was...
SinkorSwim: What did you hear, Chris?
BARFINGLEON: I heard Bop it that time.
SinkorSwim: Okay. okay
BARFINGLEON: Didn't sound like a fucking scream.
SinkorSwim: Chris is like, I just heard the the sounds of screaming children. i don't know.
BARFINGLEON: ah Yeah, that one was...
Steve-O: yeah
BARFINGLEON: oh God damn.
Steve-O: o
BARFINGLEON: It's like you you... I took a pill that made me normal.
SinkorSwim: don't know.
Steve-O: ah
BARFINGLEON: That's what you guys were all hearing.
SinkorSwim: Thank God, dude.
BARFINGLEON: ah
SinkorSwim: All right. Well, listen. Marvel Television special presentation. That's I don't know why they're adding all that on to it, but it's Punisher. One last kill.
SinkorSwim: ah
BARFINGLEON: you know You know what's great about this cutoff of the title? It looks like it's One Last Kiss.
SinkorSwim: What? Oh, what if you like?
Steve-O: Dude.
SinkorSwim: m
Steve-O: Kiss me.
SinkorSwim: And it kisses Wilson Fisk and that's how it ends.
Steve-O: Damn.
BARFINGLEON: oh Wouldn't that be re so romantic?
SinkorSwim: and then And then Saudi Arabia kills them.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, then that's the natural end of it all.
Steve-O: Damn.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: Is
SinkorSwim: they They have to lose their life. ah So, okay, cool, right? We knew this was coming. May 12th is coming out.
Steve-O: this R-rated? Is violent?
SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, I think it's go but Yes.
Steve-O: Is it?
SinkorSwim: So listen, I'll say this. I mean, Steve, you saw the the first born again season.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah.
SinkorSwim: Born again season two is fairly violent, almost like almost like they're overcompensating.
Steve-O: They crank it up.
BARFINGLEON: I bet.
SinkorSwim: um
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, i see what you're saying.
SinkorSwim: But that being said, like we knew this is this is coming out officially got a trailer.
Steve-O: I think so. The first season of Daredevil Born Again, there was a lot of like change in like showrunner stuff happening ah but the second season is 100% done by the team that did the Punisher spinoff series and so I think you know there that might be a more violent show so I think this is them kind of showing a lot more teeth
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Hmm.
SinkorSwim: Okay.
SinkorSwim: It's definitely going to be. Yeah. Um, also i didn't realize this, uh, the cinematographer of this is the same guy who did, there will be blood and, and night crawler and, uh,
BARFINGLEON: What? Alright.
Steve-O: that's very crazy
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah, it's going to, I mean, at the very least, it's going to look sick.
Steve-O: Are people just like not hiring talented visual? Like, cause like they don't care anymore. Like, ah is this just like,
SinkorSwim: Robert, ah Robert Elswit is just mission possible ghost protocol, inherent vice, nightcrawler, magnolia, good night, good luck, boogie nights, dude.
Steve-O: dude's just been sitting home.
BARFINGLEON: ka
Steve-O: like as they are
SinkorSwim: Yeah. And then, and then, ah and then they're like, oh, by the way, can you do this Punisher thing?
Steve-O: can you do Punisher One Last Kiss?
SinkorSwim: Fuck, I guess. Damn.
BARFINGLEON: yeah easy how many people is a kiss everybody
Steve-O: Sure,
SinkorSwim: Yeah, sure. I'll make it look fucking gorgeous. Yeah. But, uh, that's pretty sick. Uh, I, I was always in, but it's nice to see the trailer. Nice to see it's coming.
Steve-O: Good to see some Frank love right here.
SinkorSwim: Got a good look. Yeah. Um, this is pretty cool.
Steve-O: Hold on.
SinkorSwim: Thank you. Oh, Chris, uh,
BARFINGLEON: it off
SinkorSwim: Oh, never no. Oh, no.
BARFINGLEON: That's what I heard.
Steve-O: RIP IT
SinkorSwim: Steve's just... Chris is just in the Event Horizon ship. I don't know what's happening.
Steve-O: ah rion um
BARFINGLEON: me but off! They talk about their finger that's been flayed that they're trying to bite off.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Okay.
BARFINGLEON: that then I heard that, baby.
SinkorSwim: All right.
BARFINGLEON: That's straight up Bobbit.
SinkorSwim: That's the one that that's like... When Chris gets out of the Inception world, he like listens to it to make sure that he's in the real world. Okay, okay.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, that's the real, that's all I know I'm in reality.
Steve-O: ah
SinkorSwim: Bobbit.
BARFINGLEON: If I can hear Bobbit, that's, that's,
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Thank God. Okay.
Steve-O: Fucking his wedding ring is a fucking bop it.
BARFINGLEON: i
SinkorSwim: Bobbit!
BARFINGLEON: we're real.
SinkorSwim: Twist it! No, I just want it! ah Peter Dinklage is joining Alien Earth Season 2.
BARFINGLEON: ah
SinkorSwim: He's pretty cool. Season tapped.
BARFINGLEON: Great addition.
SinkorSwim: It's a new series regular. Some people have soured on on the dink as of as of late. I don't know. I still like him.
BARFINGLEON: this This is a wonderful addition to the show.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, I think it's it's pretty fitting for sure.
BARFINGLEON: I love you, though.
SinkorSwim: And that show's sick. That show fucking rips. So.
Steve-O: I'm sick. I'm excited.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, I'm I'm a sick man.
Steve-O: um zom sick.
SinkorSwim: I'm
SinkorSwim: I feel like we talked about this a few weeks ago, but this is just definitive, I guess. ah The Final Destination Bloodlines duo. They're making a Metal Gear Solid movie.
SinkorSwim: Normally, I'd be like, whatever, but that's a really good duo. That movie, Final Destination Bloodlines is awesome. It's the best Final Destination movie.
SinkorSwim: And... You know, fuck it. yeah I want talented people to work on things I like. So we're getting that.
BARFINGLEON: Does this still have Oscar Isaacs attached? Or is that like, that
SinkorSwim: I think I don't trust anything, especially.
Steve-O: ah
SinkorSwim: Yeah, that's shifts probably sale. But, you know, enjoy Glenn Howerton as Liquid Snake, probably.
Steve-O: um on one hand this is cool
SinkorSwim: Actually, hold on. That might rule.
Steve-O: that's not bad he would also have to be solid then though
SinkorSwim: Yeah, my mean-spirited joke turned into something where I was like, oh, actually, that would be awesome.
BARFINGLEON: that's not terrible.
SinkorSwim: ah Oh, listen, I never...
SinkorSwim: Sidebar, I've never gotten the vibe that they were fucking identical twins in that game.
BARFINGLEON: Devon, say it.
SinkorSwim: In any version of that game. Not Twin Snakes. Not the original. Not Kodak illustrations.
BARFINGLEON: i That's fair. I think that's fair.
SinkorSwim: They never look the same. They don't look the same.
BARFINGLEON: That's fair.
SinkorSwim: They don't talk the same.
Steve-O: That's fair.
SinkorSwim: They don't even remotely sound the same, dude.
BARFINGLEON: i get I agree. yeah well Yeah, that's totally justified.
SinkorSwim: It's always irks me that they're like they're identical. I'm like, fuck off. No, they're not.
BARFINGLEON: Steve knows by their butt cheeks. That's why he knows definitively.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. you oh You got a firm butt.
Steve-O: Yeah, same cheeks.
SinkorSwim: No one runs like that.
Steve-O: Same cheeks, man.
SinkorSwim: All right. ah Transition noise.
SinkorSwim: Perfect.
Steve-O: Oh, brrrr.
SinkorSwim: Okay, thank you. um Steve, I only posted this because I thought maybe you know about this, but do you remember the game Exit 8?
Steve-O: Yes, I do.
SinkorSwim: Okay.
BARFINGLEON: I played that game.
SinkorSwim: I've never played it. Apparently, they are making a movie.
BARFINGLEON: I think it already came out.
SinkorSwim: Oh, no. Don't tell me that.
Steve-O: Yeah, they were they were doing marketing, i think, in New York this week, where if you found the guy in this trailer, like just walking around the subway.
SinkorSwim: Okay. Okay.
SinkorSwim: so So this trailer drops, so maybe it's one of those, like, it's going to get, like, distributed officially?
BARFINGLEON: I heard it was pretty good.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, I mean, I don't know anything about it. All I know is that it's...
BARFINGLEON: You don't know the conceit of the game.
SinkorSwim: I just... i Yeah, it's basically, it's just kind of like an unnerving walking simulator.
Steve-O: You're like stuck in a forever subway.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Kind of, yeah, loop, right?
BARFINGLEON: Subway Tunnel.
SinkorSwim: And just, like, creepy shit happens.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. Oh,
Steve-O: Yeah. And you kind of got to figure out like the you remember when we were playing um ah PT and there was like a path to finish the demo is like you kind of gotta finish figure that out, I think.
BARFINGLEON: yeah. Yeah.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like that.
SinkorSwim: All right.
Steve-O: But a movie.
BARFINGLEON: A movie.
SinkorSwim: Cool.
Steve-O: mean, it's a good idea for a horror movie.
SinkorSwim: Well, yeah.
Steve-O: What if you're stuck in a subway?
BARFINGLEON: I think we're going to like Steve, you posted that one article that they're making a hotline emergency. What is it? Hotline emergency?
SinkorSwim: Hotline Miami.
BARFINGLEON: Hotline? No, emergency. ah that That game we played where you receive phone calls.
Steve-O: Oh, yeah, they ah they announced that they're making a ah home safety hotline movie.
BARFINGLEON: Home safety hotline. Thank you.
Steve-O: Or show, it's either a show or a movie. i forget.
BARFINGLEON: Which is a really good idea for a movie. And it, you can take Undertone, that whole concept, and just shift it over to something more interesting.
Steve-O: It's fun.
BARFINGLEON: interesting
Steve-O: Sign me up.
SinkorSwim: Alright, sick.
BARFINGLEON: Easy peasy.
SinkorSwim: ah This one's for me.
BARFINGLEON: This one's for Devin, guys.
SinkorSwim: They're all for me. But another trailer for Warhammer Survivors.
BARFINGLEON: We're hand machine makers.
SinkorSwim: um I know every character that's on this little screen. And I'm proud of it.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, isn't that adorable?
SinkorSwim: I'm proud of it, guys.
Steve-O: proud of you.
SinkorSwim: I know Marnia's Calgar. I know Gaskell. I know Makari. I know Dark Angel's Chaplin. know Commissar Yarek. When did Knight Commander Pask? Come on.
SinkorSwim: Give me more, guys. I know them.
SinkorSwim: That's what I thought, you fucking scrubs. Goddamn. You guys don't know shit.
Steve-O: shit about this stuff.
SinkorSwim: You don't know shit about nothing.
Steve-O: I feel like i keep learning stuff about it, and I've been learning stuff for the past 20 years, but I think it just all goes out of my head.
SinkorSwim: just never stop.
BARFINGLEON: I know who Kambasar Yurik is.
SinkorSwim: All right, good, good. We got somebody listening.
BARFINGLEON: got a big Got a big claw in his hand and shit.
SinkorSwim: Oh my God.
BARFINGLEON: He's cool dude.
SinkorSwim: It's a power fifth.
Steve-O: That's cool.
SinkorSwim: You fucking.
Steve-O: That's kind of sick.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Yeah.
Steve-O: That's sick.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Kind of sick. It's fucking dope.
Steve-O: You know, Marnus Calgar?
BARFINGLEON: He's pretty dope.
Steve-O: Marnius?
SinkorSwim: Marnius. Thank you. You know Sly Marbo, dude. Come on.
Steve-O: Dude, I remember going to Kaldor as a kid, dude. That place was, that that was a vibe.
BARFINGLEON: Sly Mordo, he's Kakachin.
SinkorSwim: Sly Mordo.
BARFINGLEON: Isn't that what he is?
Steve-O: Dude. Dude, the legend of Katka-chan.
SinkorSwim: He just pissing i you woke up and pissed me off.
Steve-O: I'm not trying.
SinkorSwim: He just woke up and pissed me off.
Steve-O: Did you just wake up Did you just wake up?
SinkorSwim: He just said, you know what I'm going to do today?
BARFINGLEON: about Sylvester Marlboro.
SinkorSwim: I'm going to piss him off.
BARFINGLEON: The the guy
Steve-O: you're telling me This is the same guy telling me that liquid and fucking solid don't look the same. And I just posted a picture of that.
SinkorSwim: They don't.
Steve-O: day That's the fucking same man.
SinkorSwim: Look at this. Wait, hold on. Let me look at this.
Steve-O: One's blonde, one's brown hair.
BARFINGLEON: He's got you there
SinkorSwim: Dude. Dude. They don't look anything alike. What's got a way bigger nose?
BARFINGLEON: you there. You can't spit at us for that.
Steve-O: a headband. The other one's got a headband over most of the other one. You telling me, dude, you would fall for the fucking Clark Kent disguise if that was the case.
BARFINGLEON: Ha ha ha ha ha.
SinkorSwim: So, so hold on. So I'm telling this Chris Scalani is like, yeah, man, I agree. And then Steve, you're seething silently, just Googling imaging. I know they look alike. I know they look the same.
BARFINGLEON: I said I understood you.
SinkorSwim: I'm going to prove it.
BARFINGLEON: I'm not saying I would... I'm being real!
SinkorSwim: Oh no, no, don't you back out of this. put you Back out of this.
Steve-O: Devin, Devin, we've been doing the Anti-Fanboy Podcast for almost 20 years. yeah Of course I've been silently seething Googling this. Duh.
BARFINGLEON: I get it. my That was my first reaction when I played the games, but after, you know, while, was...
Steve-O: I mean, to be fair, the PlayStation 1, they're just kind of just like blob-faced people. They don't really have faces in that one.
BARFINGLEON: Exactly.
SinkorSwim: Every dude.
BARFINGLEON: that That's kind of like when I was young, I didn't know that they were twins at all. But, you know, now I'm a gentleman.
SinkorSwim: No, and then there's like that fucking, if you watch the the secret cutscene that keeps playing after you fucking, you know, touch the menu, they're like, ooh, actually, Zalos thinks blonde too, and he just dices hair. And it's like, fuck off, dude.
SinkorSwim: Don't embarrass yourself. They look different. They're different people.
Steve-O: It's embarrassing. It's very embarrassing that they're both blonde, long-haired boys.
SinkorSwim: fucking telling me they're identical. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, what's British for some reason?
Steve-O: To be fair, yeah, that is kind of strange.
BARFINGLEON: the The voices don't make any sense.
Steve-O: That was actually the voice of Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.
BARFINGLEON: right No, no.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Great voice actor, but like, contextually speaking, doesn't make a lot of sense when they're twins. That's all.
Steve-O: I wonder if there's a ah twin the snake...
SinkorSwim: yeah did one just Is that what happens when Leonardo smokes a bunch of cigarettes? He sounds like Solid Snake.
Steve-O: Leonardo.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, that sounds pretty rad, too.
SinkorSwim: I'm the leader of the team. Thank you.
BARFINGLEON: That's too rad for Leonardo, though. It's problem.
Steve-O: Master Splinter.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: He can't be that cool.
SinkorSwim: That's true. We can't. We can't be.
Steve-O: I'm looking for Metal Gear Solid, um Limp Bizkit, My Way.
SinkorSwim: Oh, yeah. You know what else pisses me off about Metal Gear Solid?
Steve-O: What's that?
SinkorSwim: Just fucking Liquid Snake. Legitimately cool villain. ah Revolver Ocelot. Legitimately cool villain. I just don't like that. by By the end of it, they're just like, yeah, no it's Liquid Ocelot.
BARFINGLEON: Okay, that's where I gotta push back a little.
SinkorSwim: Nah.
BARFINGLEON: I like the Haunted Arm thing.
SinkorSwim: No, but then he just he just takes over at that point.
BARFINGLEON: I know, but I like i like it.
SinkorSwim: And you're just like, it's just one guy.
BARFINGLEON: I think that's cool. That's the the stupid cool shit I like.
SinkorSwim: yeah
BARFINGLEON: Mel Gersault's chock full that stuff.
Steve-O: Dude, you know if that was in Dragon Ball, you'd be all about it.
SinkorSwim: If it was anime, I'd be like, no, actually kind of rules.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: You know.
Steve-O: Dude, you remember when Vegeta died and then fucking Krillin put Vegeta's hand on his hand and then Krillin became Vegeta?
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, you know.
SinkorSwim: I'm willing to admit. And it became a twin.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
Steve-O: Dude, you're fucking sopping wet right now, Devin. Me just saying that.
SinkorSwim: no no, it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any goddamn sense.
Steve-O: It doesn't make any sense. I don't why I did like a mocking voice for that.
BARFINGLEON: there's a vampire There's a vampire in in that world.
Steve-O: There is a vampire in that world. His name is Vamp in case you didn't pick up on it.
SinkorSwim: ah Whoa, what? I thought his name was...
BARFINGLEON: There's a fat guy who skates faster than anybody I've ever seen.
SinkorSwim: And what's that guy's name? Fat Man.
Steve-O: His name is Fat Man if you didn't pick up on it.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: Like, faster than anybody ever.
SinkorSwim: yeah oh Oh, so we're just going to pretend that we like to all of a sudden? Okay.
BARFINGLEON: I'm not saying too
SinkorSwim: Big show, it's the fucking sickest one.
BARFINGLEON: I don't love it, but it's in the world.
Steve-O: Dude, I remember Tim saying his favorite moment in gaming was the sniper sequence where you have to protect Ocelot. Not Ocelot. I'm sorry. Otacon's
SinkorSwim: ah com the And he rolled it down his sleeve, caught it.
Steve-O: sister while walking across pipes with a sniper rifle.
BARFINGLEON: Oh. Yeah. Oh my god.
Steve-O: He was like, dude, this might be the pinnacle of video gaming.
BARFINGLEON: Was it really?
Steve-O: And then he like he adjusted his Ed Hardy trilby.
BARFINGLEON: yeah He got away with it. He got away with it
Steve-O: hey Hey, Steve, do you want to go get some non-alcoholic Zemo later?
BARFINGLEON: He probably had some dice in his pockets.
Steve-O: but Oh, yeah, he definitely had some dice when he was shaking them a little bit.
BARFINGLEON: yeah
BARFINGLEON: ha
SinkorSwim: and
Steve-O: See, okay, this is alternate universe, Tim, by the way, who we've created.
SinkorSwim: but not now that i Now that I can not possibly get off of this topic, I'm not saying that conceptually I understand that they're clones or whatever.
SinkorSwim: I'm saying in the game, they never looked alike.
Steve-O: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: They never sounded alike. So as a child, when I'm playing this game, i was like, that doesn't make any fucking sense.
BARFINGLEON: And I get you as a child, because when I played the first one, like Steve said, there blobs.
SinkorSwim: yeah
Steve-O: wallops man
BARFINGLEON: I had no clue. be Outside of, like, story context, which even when I was young, i had a not a tenuous, so a tenuous grasp on. Like, I didn't put two and two together. But as got older, you know you know, started
SinkorSwim: Why can't they just be brothers? Why they got to be identical?
Steve-O: Because that's too much like Mario and Luigi. They're not identical.
SinkorSwim: God. That's not at all the same thing.
BARFINGLEON: under that mustache, maybe and a few pounds more.
SinkorSwim: No, no, because the Mario Luigi problem.
Steve-O: It's a Mario and Luigi problem.
SinkorSwim: You don't want that happen. That's fucking embarrassing.
BARFINGLEON: i mean, liquid is little we G in this scenario.
Steve-O: Yeah, no, to be fair, they did kind of code him to be player two.
BARFINGLEON: Let's be real. thats So
SinkorSwim: Yeah, but to be fair, he secretly got the Dominic genes, the recessive genes.
BARFINGLEON: right
BARFINGLEON: I know, but it's his attitude.
Steve-O: yeah
SinkorSwim: And that was the other thing. He says, I got all the recessive. So they would look fucking different. Oh, my God. I'm getting mad all over again.
BARFINGLEON: Alright, calm down, though.
SinkorSwim: Doesn't make any guy.
BARFINGLEON: They're twins.
SinkorSwim: I play Parasite Ede. I know about cells.
BARFINGLEON: Dad's Mm-hmm.
Steve-O: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. I know you'll burst into flames if something
BARFINGLEON: Hey, you fuck with those mitochondria. You burst in the flames. That's how that works.
Steve-O: HURT ME MORE!
SinkorSwim: so Don't laugh at that. That's weird.
Steve-O: I'm Aya Bree. I'm ready to go to the opera tonight. Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Fire!
BARFINGLEON: He's bringing me back.
SinkorSwim: Oh, shit. Everything's on fire.
BARFINGLEON: He's bringing me back.
Steve-O: Fire! or Fire! See, there's your fucking Beavis and Butt impression, fucking babysitter, kids!
SinkorSwim: Yeah, there it is.
Steve-O: Damn, see, it all came around. Cyclical, baby. Cyclical.
BARFINGLEON: That's traumatic. That's post-traumatic stress.
SinkorSwim: now you can Now you can heal.
Steve-O: You think you're special?
SinkorSwim: Now the healing can begin.
BARFINGLEON: PTSD is gone.
Steve-O: All right, I think we wrap that shit up. here
SinkorSwim: ah fair.
Steve-O: We are going to go buy some funny candy off this website.
BARFINGLEON: old hearts.
SinkorSwim: You know what, Steve?
BARFINGLEON: Jelly hearts.
SinkorSwim: I'm going to need a WrestleMania review next week.
Steve-O: Dude, you got it. You got it. You get Saturday and Sunday, man.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, he's lot better.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: All these butts look bad.
SinkorSwim: i might need I might need a live action. You're like, this is one of those sick.
Steve-O: Live.
SinkorSwim: This one fucking sucked.
Steve-O: Yo, man. Yo, man. This match fucking sucked.
SinkorSwim: This one fucking sucked.
Steve-O: This match was fucking cool.
SinkorSwim: This magazine was pretty sick. This one had a big butt. This one, no butt.
Steve-O: This one.
BARFINGLEON: Ooh.
Steve-O: No butt. Big butt.
BARFINGLEON: I mean, there's a big butt. All right.
Steve-O: This guy broke his butt.
BARFINGLEON: All right.
Steve-O: All right. So hopefully y'all don't break your butt and we'll be back next week and we'll see if John Suarez is available.
SinkorSwim: Done being a father.
Steve-O: i mean, I don't think that's ever going to finish.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. are you Are you done, dude? Because time's up.
Steve-O: I, the thing is, you notice the more kids John has, the more dad things he's getting into.
SinkorSwim: Dude, I, that man over, that man's, I think he kind of was preemptively getting into more dad shit because of it.
Steve-O: copy burn
SinkorSwim: You know what I mean?
Steve-O: No, I know what you're talking about. I Fucking...
SinkorSwim: You know what I mean? All right,
BARFINGLEON: That brain, man.
Steve-O: Brain devoured!
SinkorSwim: all right. What is John's, let's end all this. What is John's next dad thing going to be?
Steve-O: Oh, so, okay. If John has a third kid...
SinkorSwim: I don't even know if he needs it. What if he just evolves just by having the second kid?
Steve-O: Owen, Max, and then... Deuteronomy Suarez.
BARFINGLEON: Deuteronomy.
SinkorSwim: Yeah, I don't need to know his his secret child's third name. I just need to...
Steve-O: He's going to really big into um rocks. Just like knowing like rocks.
SinkorSwim: Rocks?
Steve-O: Like he's going to be like, he'll be like, yeah, you know, got a rock tumbler.
BARFINGLEON: Your minerals! Marie!
SinkorSwim: If he's... if he's
Steve-O: I really like to make sure the rocks all shined up. This one's granite, you know, check out the shine on this granite rock.
SinkorSwim: Oh, man.
Steve-O: It
SinkorSwim: Okay. ah
Steve-O: took a 24 hours to make sure that this was a good one.
SinkorSwim: He might be, he might get into bird watching. Unironically.
Steve-O: Well, he's super.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, it's a lark! Ha, ha, ha.
Steve-O: <unk>s It's a lark, everyone.
SinkorSwim: Guys, I got a bird book. i got a bird book from, from Sam.
Steve-O: A blue footed booby.
BARFINGLEON: Please keep it down. You're scaring the birds.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
Steve-O: you know how to me? Please stop running in the woods.
SinkorSwim: or Dude, you're out of Goku.
Steve-O: No.
SinkorSwim: She's named next kid Goku, regardless of gender.
Steve-O: No, we're saving that for you, Devon.
SinkorSwim: Fuck, thanks.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah, you got that one locked down.
SinkorSwim: Thanks, guys. Thanks. We all know it would be Vegeta.
Steve-O: Damn, that's fucked up, man.
SinkorSwim: Vegeta Suarez, dude. I'd be so mad.
Steve-O: Why are you naming your child Vegeta Suarez?
SinkorSwim: No, I'm just saying like now i'm just imagining he names his child.
Steve-O: yeah Oh, he takes... No, he would do that, though, if you named your child Goku.
SinkorSwim: I know.
Steve-O: Yeah. Dude, a route to be suddenly just gets a name change.
SinkorSwim: Dude.
SinkorSwim: Man, um I'd birdwatching or like he gets really into like Jeeps.
Steve-O: Oh, he could get into jeeps.
BARFINGLEON: No! No!
SinkorSwim: Sorry, dude. there's so They're really eighty a he's just flaunting the safety of Jeeps.
BARFINGLEON: He's gonna have all those ducks.
Steve-O: kindnna Yeah, he's going to be a duck that guy.
SinkorSwim: Yeah.
BARFINGLEON: I fucking hate those people.
Steve-O: Does he have grill? He could get really into g grilling.
SinkorSwim: Um, yeah. I mean, listen, they're vegetarian.
BARFINGLEON: That I'm about. But he doesn't eat meat.
SinkorSwim: I don't know how much grilling they're doing.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah. He doesn't eat red meat or pork.
Steve-O: Oh, you're right.
SinkorSwim: Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. No fun at that house.
BARFINGLEON: maybe Maybe smoking.
Steve-O: Oh, might be.
BARFINGLEON: He might get into smoking. yeah smoke You ever smoke those meats?
Steve-O: Yeah, you might have a meat smoker.
SinkorSwim: Oh, he buys like a green egg.
BARFINGLEON: Yeah.
SinkorSwim: okay
BARFINGLEON: yeah we we like to go We like to smoke those meats. We get together and yeah we smoke the meats.
SinkorSwim: We, uh, sometimes I smoke, uh, this pineapple and some of the mango I smoke and corn. Oh my God. Who doesn't love smoked corn?
SinkorSwim: I would shoot him in the heart on site.
BARFINGLEON: to shut up.
BARFINGLEON: Oh, man.
Steve-O: Devin.
SinkorSwim: And then
BARFINGLEON: You wouldn't even try the corn.
SinkorSwim: it no, I don't like corn.
Steve-O: He did come on This is established.
SinkorSwim: I only like one type of corn and that's where the R's backwards, baby.
SinkorSwim: Thank you.
BARFINGLEON: food. Oh, okay. That's
SinkorSwim: I can't tell if that's Steve saying that or if that's the fucking sound clip.
BARFINGLEON: Steve. It's Steve.
SinkorSwim: That's one more time.
BARFINGLEON: It's 100% Steve.
SinkorSwim: No, that's not Steve.
BARFINGLEON: Yep. I think it's Steve. I think we'll never know definitively.
SinkorSwim: Because the other ones aren't Steve.
BARFINGLEON: I know, but that one is because the other one fright.
SinkorSwim: Sell your soul.
BARFINGLEON: I know the other one frightened me and Steve was like, um I'll fix that up for him. i don't want to frighten him again.
Steve-O: umt Let me clean that up a little for him. That might scare him a little too much.
SinkorSwim: that one's a little uh off kilter let me reel that one back in there fuck it
BARFINGLEON: My theory. I'm sticking to it. Yeah, it's fair.
BARFINGLEON: All right. With that, peace out, hombres.
SinkorSwim: you think you're special
Steve-O: See ya.
