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Introduction and Summer Beginnings
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JohhnyCAGE
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of June the 1st, 2026. Summer has officially started. don't know about you, but ah that's it.
00:00:12
JohhnyCAGE
June's it. June's the month. I'm like, it's unless you're in Australia and it's cold there, or whatever the heck's going on over there. To me, we're starting. It's time to go the beach.
00:00:23
JohhnyCAGE
Time to hike up your pants, get that tan on the inner thigh. Get ready, baby.
Gardening and City Life
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JohhnyCAGE
My name, Devin Kopech. perpetually pale, perpetually pasty, also perpetually pasty.
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JohhnyCAGE
One, Chris Galanti.
00:00:36
IGOTTADUMP
I got a tan, all right?
00:00:37
JohhnyCAGE
I know. I'm trying to just, yeah, it is working them fields, my guy.
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IGOTTADUMP
I got a farmer's tan.
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IGOTTADUMP
I got a little garden I'm growing, all right?
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JohhnyCAGE
ah Yes, actually, i had I had to admit to a a ah dog park friend today that i was like, um a lot of my friends are in that phase where they want to get into gardening.
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JohhnyCAGE
And I don't know. I live in this city.
Humor and Food Stories
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JohhnyCAGE
I can't. I can't.
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IGOTTADUMP
You could always you do some hydroponics.
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JohhnyCAGE
manly
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IGOTTADUMP
Ow,
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Steve-O
That's a weed thing. That's a weed thing.
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IGOTTADUMP
Ow, baby! You could also grow tomatoes.
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JohhnyCAGE
But fellow, fellow, not gardener, at least as far as I know, Steve Oteri.
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IGOTTADUMP
Hydroponics.
00:01:19
Steve-O
Actually untrue.
00:01:20
JohhnyCAGE
Don't you fucking dare, dude.
00:01:20
Steve-O
Currently, this week,
00:01:23
IGOTTADUMP
Well.
00:01:23
JohhnyCAGE
You son of a bitch. What happened?
00:01:26
IGOTTADUMP
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly.
00:01:28
Steve-O
this this week, ah the lady and I, we got a little planter box and we planted some basil.
00:01:35
IGOTTADUMP
Hey, that's how it starts.
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JohhnyCAGE
Some basil.
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Steve-O
Some basil, so.
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IGOTTADUMP
thats I got i got i like i have some Bazaal in my garden, too.
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JohhnyCAGE
didnt I think I think basil, I think basil is like baby's first gardening because like.
00:01:48
JohhnyCAGE
My mom started when my mom started creating, she she got to a point where she had a well, she got to a point where she was like getting a pretty respectable garden going.
00:01:48
Steve-O
That's really
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Steve-O
creating life.
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JohhnyCAGE
But her first thing was basil.
00:01:58
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
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JohhnyCAGE
That was like the first thing that she planted.
00:02:01
Steve-O
I'm telling you, it's a gateway. It's a gateway plan.
00:02:04
IGOTTADUMP
It is.
00:02:04
Steve-O
Think about it this way. You can go up to any Italian guy and just be like, yeah, just think about it.
00:02:05
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:02:11
Steve-O
We can put it on all of our pasta. It'd be fresh basil. Like, come on.
00:02:17
IGOTTADUMP
It's also, you're halfway, you're a third of the way to a Caprizi. And you know what I'm going to you right now?
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Steve-O
yo
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IGOTTADUMP
You're going to be sitting there with the basil and you're going to be like, you know, go with this basil. A little bit of tomato. You get your tomato plant going.
00:02:29
Steve-O
A little plant going.
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JohhnyCAGE
there know
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IGOTTADUMP
And you know what else you would say? he say You know, go with this tomato basil. little bit of mozzarella. So get a mozzarella plant growing out the back.
00:02:38
Steve-O
Look at that. the And by the end of the week, you're running an olive garden and Poughkeepsie.
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JohhnyCAGE
um well Hold on. i think I think I'm – I kind of phased out of that conversation a little bit because I was thinking about what I wanted to say.
00:02:46
IGOTTADUMP
Devin?
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JohhnyCAGE
And then I came back in you saying, playing a mozzarella plant. And I was like, I don't know a lot, but I know that's not right.
00:02:57
IGOTTADUMP
that thing You got a lot to learn, bro.
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Steve-O
yeah
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IGOTTADUMP
You got a lot.
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Steve-O
I'm glad that you, you admitted that this podcast is just how people play D and D to you. Where they're like, I just wait for my turn to say something.
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JohhnyCAGE
but
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Steve-O
And then I go into the other room and I get a Capri sun.
00:03:11
JohhnyCAGE
Well, no, because I was thinking about, I made I was going to tell a story about how I'm on, I'm on God time right now because exactly.
00:03:12
IGOTTADUMP
That sounds about right.
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Steve-O
What does that mean? Are you dying?
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JohhnyCAGE
I was trying to figure out what I was going to say. And then Chris is like, Oh, you make a mozzarella plant. And I was like, well, now I'm, now I can't focus.
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Steve-O
ah
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
I was going to say make a little balsamic vinaigrette plant too.
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Steve-O
Oh, hold on.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:03:33
Steve-O
i have to play this since Devin's officially about to announce that he is on God time.
00:03:38
JohhnyCAGE
Thank you. Thank you. Uh, I threw in, so, you know, every once in a while, you just want, you just want to eat some trash.
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IGOTTADUMP
Is it death? I think it just means turning into a god.
00:03:46
JohhnyCAGE
Right. And, uh, the other day i went to Walmart and I bought so one pack, $1.15, one pack of Kraft Macroining cheese.
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JohhnyCAGE
And today i was like, you know what?
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IGOTTADUMP
Mm-mm.
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JohhnyCAGE
i I took a nap today. It's been real. got a real busy schedule, you guys. But I took a little nap and I woke up and I was starving. And I fired up this little box of macaroni and cheese, Kraft macaroni.
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Steve-O
Can I ask a more important question?
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JohhnyCAGE
But of course, I'm not done.
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Steve-O
Is that the only thing you bought at Walmart?
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JohhnyCAGE
No, no. But it was just I bought just comically, comically.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh, man, that's so depressing.
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Steve-O
Okay. Oh, that was scary, right? Yeah.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, no, no.
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IGOTTADUMP
I had that image, too.
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JohhnyCAGE
There was real food. There was real food involved.
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IGOTTADUMP
who
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JohhnyCAGE
Just one. yeah things are tight. Things are pretty tight. You know, we're making it.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh.
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JohhnyCAGE
We're working it. It's working, though. um
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IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
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JohhnyCAGE
No, no. But I was like, you know, I got to sauce this up a little bit. And I looked in my fridge, and I had one ball of burrata that is was three days past expiration.
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IGOTTADUMP
Ooh.
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JohhnyCAGE
So on the line.
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IGOTTADUMP
o
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JohhnyCAGE
And I say expiration three days past sell-by date.
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IGOTTADUMP
I think you're okay.
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JohhnyCAGE
I do think there's a difference.
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IGOTTADUMP
I think you're okay.
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JohhnyCAGE
I opened it. I sniffed it. passed this Took a little bite. Passed that test. So i used cut I just cut a ball of burrata. Like from like claudia like the Italian market in Philadelphia.
00:05:14
IGOTTADUMP
I love piranha so much, so much.
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JohhnyCAGE
i just cut it. I just mixed it into my Kraft macaroni and cheese.
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IGOTTADUMP
Ugh.
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IGOTTADUMP
It's going to be in my coffin.
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Steve-O
That sounds like a treat.
00:05:23
JohhnyCAGE
So when I say God time, that might be...
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IGOTTADUMP
It's going to be in my coffin.
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Steve-O
It's going to come in your coffin.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I'm going to just fill my coffin with burrata.
00:05:28
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but I'm just saying there might be a moment where like I have to run to the the bathroom because I won't be dead.
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IGOTTADUMP
Like, open burrata.
00:05:36
Steve-O
Or you're just getting more burrata.
00:05:37
JohhnyCAGE
or i Or I ascend to Godhood.
00:05:39
IGOTTADUMP
I'm going to be real with you. That much cheese? I think you you bound yourself up pretty well.
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JohhnyCAGE
I mean, it's is it real cheese, though? Like the Brani? Yes.
00:05:47
JohhnyCAGE
The Kraft powder.
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IGOTTADUMP
That is true.
00:05:48
IGOTTADUMP
That's a good point. Yeah, and like all the butter. That's oily as shit.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you're right.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, dude.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's a good point.
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JohhnyCAGE
So...
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Steve-O
It's like the, um what's his name from Watchmen?
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JohhnyCAGE
Oh, no.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Rorschach.
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Steve-O
I would say that Burrata is the Rorschach of food in your stomach.
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IGOTTADUMP
It's like holding back the the riot, or is it...
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Steve-O
You're not in here with me. I'm stuck. it No, it's the opposite of that.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's
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JohhnyCAGE
Oh, shoot.
Devil May Cry Series Review
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IGOTTADUMP
what I mean.
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JohhnyCAGE
Um,
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IGOTTADUMP
like
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JohhnyCAGE
ohda yeah
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IGOTTADUMP
If anything...
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Steve-O
I'm stuck in here with you. Oh, no.
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IGOTTADUMP
he's like He's like the prison warden and he's like holding back a riot.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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JohhnyCAGE
but you if i the
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IGOTTADUMP
The burrata.
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JohhnyCAGE
yeah
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IGOTTADUMP
The people are breaking down his doors.
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JohhnyCAGE
um
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Steve-O
Mmm, hodor.
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JohhnyCAGE
I don't know, I guess. Burrata is like a weird thing because it can so quickly kind of be gross, though.
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IGOTTADUMP
He's holding the door.
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, well, it has to be very cold. like i can't I don't really like it when it's on like hot things. like Maybe toast, but I like it just like straight cold.
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JohhnyCAGE
Dude, I'll say this.
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IGOTTADUMP
It's fine.
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JohhnyCAGE
made burrata. I made grilled cheese with burrata. That was outstanding.
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IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Okay. all right.
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JohhnyCAGE
grant You're using.
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IGOTTADUMP
i I trust you in that regard with burrata.
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JohhnyCAGE
yeah yeah Oh, yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
It's delicious.
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JohhnyCAGE
But it's just because you cut it and then it's like that. But it's delicious.
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IGOTTADUMP
part of the fun, dog.
00:07:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. ah Anyway, we were talking about new metal earlier. um
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh, no, please.
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JohhnyCAGE
And it just reminded me.
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IGOTTADUMP
no
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JohhnyCAGE
of well
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IGOTTADUMP
The burrata boys, they sung that one song.
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Steve-O
The only side in me Barada Chiz.
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JohhnyCAGE
young Yeah. yeah um
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh.
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JohhnyCAGE
Nobody reminded me of I finished I finished Devil May Cry season and two.
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Steve-O
Mmm.
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JohhnyCAGE
Last night.
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IGOTTADUMP
Interesting.
00:07:27
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, dude, still really good. Still a fucking kid. Like that season one is like nice and surprising because it's way better than ah it had any right to be in my opinion. Um, dude, season two is just as good.
00:07:39
JohhnyCAGE
Um, very Virgil heavy. You know, it's, it's kind of like I was watching this season and, I'm like, if they, if Capcom were to just like remake devil may cry, the first one,
00:07:55
JohhnyCAGE
but go, oh, let's like we're actually try plot line this time. like This is, I think, what would happen. um Mundus is a way bigger deal as opposed to just like the guy. There's no weird... like I say... Nilo Angelo, a.k.a. Virgil in Devil May Cry 1, is the Han of Fast and Furious franchise.
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IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
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JohhnyCAGE
Because he like dies... But then the plot's like, oh, we could do so many things. So then they just kind of throw the the timeline in chaos just because they want to use virtual because he's fucking cool.
00:08:36
JohhnyCAGE
um So there is that. But music choice, there's one big L. There's no more. The Limp Bizkit intro is no longer there.
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Steve-O
Oh, boo.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh.
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JohhnyCAGE
um
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IGOTTADUMP
Jesus.
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, so that listen, that's ah objective L. I'm not going to pretend like it's not there um now, but dude, like that shows something i've like nothing notable.
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IGOTTADUMP
what is it What is it replaced with?
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IGOTTADUMP
They lost the rights.
00:09:03
JohhnyCAGE
But there's there's like episode, it's like the penultimate episode or something. it's like right where the guy gets the thing and he becomes the big demon, you know? And then it's like a piano rendition. And it's like, something takes a part of me. And I was like, oh my God, this is so sick.
00:09:21
JohhnyCAGE
Fucking Korn starts playing. And I was like, this rules. I have a soft spot for Nu Metal, objectively.
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IGOTTADUMP
We all know.
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Steve-O
Yeah, it it aged.
00:09:30
JohhnyCAGE
No, no, no, no. It's not we all know. It's we all do too, guys.
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Steve-O
It aged. um I don't know if it aged gracefully, but it.
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JohhnyCAGE
Don't cough.
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JohhnyCAGE
Are you telling me Freak and Elise didn't age gracefully?
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Steve-O
No, I'm saying I'm saying that, like, I look back, I think I'm a little bit.
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JohhnyCAGE
New metal?
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Steve-O
I think I'm a little bit more like fond of new metal. Because like it didn't like overstay its welcome.
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JohhnyCAGE
It was in and it was out.
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IGOTTADUMP
didn't it didn't
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Steve-O
it It defined its moment in time of being like.
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JohhnyCAGE
Sorry, Chris.
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JohhnyCAGE
Sorry.
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IGOTTADUMP
Wasn't it rap for like 10
00:10:00
Steve-O
Nah,
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JohhnyCAGE
yeah
Jury Duty Tales
00:10:01
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but like, but Chris, but Chris, jack jazz is still around and no one likes jazz.
00:10:01
Steve-O
I would say five years at most.
00:10:03
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, come on, then
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IGOTTADUMP
Nickelback was making songs in 2010.
00:10:08
Steve-O
really You like jazz?
00:10:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. You know, like jazz won't, jazz is a boil.
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IGOTTADUMP
i i Honestly, i think of it no differently than I think of swing music in the ninety s It was a short blip on the radar of I don't give a shit.
00:10:18
JohhnyCAGE
my God.
00:10:19
Steve-O
Oh, dude.
00:10:23
JohhnyCAGE
Zoot, zoo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:25
Steve-O
Chris, hold on. I'm going to list some new metal bands and and you have to tell me which ones we get to keep and which ones you have to toss. All right.
00:10:31
JohhnyCAGE
Which one i or wait, wait.
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IGOTTADUMP
Oh my God, really? how many do i How many faces do I have in the book?
00:10:36
JohhnyCAGE
Or which ones would Chris, which ones would Chris overlay?
00:10:37
Steve-O
I'm going to give you five spaces, Chris.
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IGOTTADUMP
Five?
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JohhnyCAGE
Which one would he keep?
00:10:40
Steve-O
Five.
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IGOTTADUMP
Give me three.
00:10:41
JohhnyCAGE
Hold on. Which one he would keep? Which one he would throw out and which one he would overlay with the Dragon Ball Z fight video?
00:10:49
Steve-O
Okay. So Chris, i'm ah would you keep Korn?
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IGOTTADUMP
That's fair.
00:10:54
IGOTTADUMP
I think, objectively speaking, Korn would have to be cut. If I'm going to keep any new metal band, that's got, yeah.
00:10:59
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, dude.
00:10:59
Steve-O
Okay.
00:11:00
JohhnyCAGE
I think that's Mount Rushmore. It's on there.
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IGOTTADUMP
that If anything, they're probably the most proficient.
00:11:05
JohhnyCAGE
That fucking his dreads, dude.
00:11:08
Steve-O
How about Limp Bizkit?
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. I think they also deserve a place on the boat.
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Steve-O
Okay.
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IGOTTADUMP
I think that's obvious.
00:11:14
Steve-O
Now, how you feel about Slipknot?
00:11:18
IGOTTADUMP
I'm going to have to drown Slipknot.
00:11:20
Steve-O
Okay, Slipknot doesn't make it.
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JohhnyCAGE
You know, and I'll say I'll agree with you, Chris. And the reason why there's that bands like 15 people. There's too many.
00:11:28
JohhnyCAGE
There's not lot spots on that boat.
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IGOTTADUMP
yeah it's it's I don't even know who plays what.
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Steve-O
There's too many people.
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IGOTTADUMP
like I have no concept.
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JohhnyCAGE
yeah
00:11:34
IGOTTADUMP
I know of most of the musicians.
00:11:36
JohhnyCAGE
you know, Cory Booker, the singer.
00:11:39
IGOTTADUMP
Cory Booker.
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Steve-O
Quicker!
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JohhnyCAGE
as you think Yeah.
00:11:43
IGOTTADUMP
Yes. Yes. Yep. Cory Booker. Cory Booker.
00:11:48
JohhnyCAGE
Hey, what is his name? Cory Taylor. I'm sorry. cory Yeah. Well, Senator Cory Booker. Yeah.
00:11:57
IGOTTADUMP
Saturday Nightmare. He killed it.
00:11:58
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
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IGOTTADUMP
He's a screamo guy. But no.
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JohhnyCAGE
Cory Taylor. My, but my mistake guys.
00:12:02
IGOTTADUMP
He's on the screamo. I'm sorry.
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Steve-O
Park? Chris?
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IGOTTADUMP
Linkin Park. um
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JohhnyCAGE
Do the right thing, Chris. Do the right thing.
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IGOTTADUMP
I technically don't. I think it is new metal, but I think it's morally more rap. So I i think it it's too it's two genres. and I don't think it really applies
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JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but like Linn Biscuit's like new metal's just like rap rock.
00:12:26
IGOTTADUMP
I guess.
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JohhnyCAGE
Like Lincoln Park.
00:12:29
IGOTTADUMP
I just don't think I don't have the me personally, the, the fond memories as I do with corn and Limp Bizkit.
00:12:36
JohhnyCAGE
this Chris, that makes you more white trash than I ever thought.
00:12:40
IGOTTADUMP
I know. Well, I think this is a white trash genre.
00:12:42
Steve-O
ah you got one more space, Chris.
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JohhnyCAGE
now i know.
00:12:44
Steve-O
Just to move it down.
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JohhnyCAGE
Whoa, they count?
00:12:48
IGOTTADUMP
Thank you.
00:12:48
Steve-O
It's just in the this list.
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JohhnyCAGE
I guess so. guess they are, dude. They're good. System of Down is objectively good.
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IGOTTADUMP
I'm going to pivot System of the Down over to the Dragon Ball Z compilation video on YouTube.
00:12:59
Steve-O
Oh, you're putting them in the Dragon Ball Z compilation boat that you also have?
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JohhnyCAGE
He's
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IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. I think that fits real well.
00:13:04
JohhnyCAGE
like... ah this I'm going to put ah this over Majin Vegeta versus Goku fight.
00:13:06
Steve-O
I... oh i
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JohhnyCAGE
Disorder! Disorder!
00:13:12
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that shit would would would fucking rock.
00:13:14
Steve-O
I really like Chris chris making you an argument
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JohhnyCAGE
Try to build
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Steve-O
where he's like, I think we should just get rid of new metal as a genre and replace it with Dragon Ball Z YouTube compilation music.
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IGOTTADUMP
I think they do go together like peanut butter and jelly. I think that's, I can't deny that.
00:13:28
JohhnyCAGE
That's how I got in the music, dude. Fucking real player.
00:13:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:13:33
IGOTTADUMP
It's
00:13:33
JohhnyCAGE
Somebody showed me a real player of freak on a leash what yeah you got an online dude not to age myself but
00:13:37
IGOTTADUMP
the same aesthetics.
00:13:38
Steve-O
I don't think I ever watched a real player video. I think I've tried. but I don't think I ever got it to work.
00:13:44
IGOTTADUMP
You can probably jump on some daily motion though. you got no problem that. Right, Steve? Yeah.
00:13:48
Steve-O
Oh, daily emotions. Scary. Cause it's like, you're either going to watch something or you're going to watch someone die.
00:13:54
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's very true.
00:13:55
JohhnyCAGE
were
00:13:59
IGOTTADUMP
That is correct.
00:13:59
JohhnyCAGE
i think i skipped over daily motion it was uh as was a real player and then I got into other things and then.
00:14:03
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, Devin.
00:14:07
IGOTTADUMP
What was the one that started with the V? There was one. um
00:14:11
JohhnyCAGE
Oh shit. It's still around, right?
00:14:14
IGOTTADUMP
I think so.
00:14:14
JohhnyCAGE
BGA shirts.
00:14:16
IGOTTADUMP
i don't remember being an acronym.
00:14:17
JohhnyCAGE
It's like the objectively it's like the freeware, isn't it? That's like awesome. Any player.
00:14:22
IGOTTADUMP
Maybe.
00:14:24
Steve-O
I remember going over Devin's house and this was before YouTube and we would go on this one video site and we would just watch all the videos.
00:14:35
IGOTTADUMP
efus videos rotten.com
00:14:39
Steve-O
No, i don't think it was any of these.
00:14:43
IGOTTADUMP
ebombsworld okay all right well that's a whole nother whole nother ball wax that's quite a thing that was quite a thing
00:14:45
Steve-O
I think it was E-bomb's world adjacent.
00:14:48
JohhnyCAGE
Not you're the man now, dog.
00:14:49
Steve-O
It was like in that.
00:14:50
JohhnyCAGE
Not not that.
00:14:51
Steve-O
No, not you're the man now, dog but we dabbled. We definitely dabbled.
00:14:54
JohhnyCAGE
Steve, Steve, you introduced me to that. Yeah.
00:14:57
Steve-O
I mean, yeah.
00:14:59
JohhnyCAGE
VLC, is that what you're thinking of, Chris?
00:15:03
IGOTTADUMP
No, that is a free video player. I was actually talking about...
00:15:06
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was.
00:15:08
IGOTTADUMP
like I was talking about a ah different type of YouTube. And it was a...
00:15:13
JohhnyCAGE
Vimeo, Vimeo is a thing, but yeah.
00:15:14
IGOTTADUMP
if then Was it Vimeo? I think that's the Cash app.
00:15:16
JohhnyCAGE
Vimeo is still around.
00:15:18
Steve-O
vimeo ah Vimeo was very good for like videos when we were like in college because that's what we would post all of our like student films on.
00:15:26
IGOTTADUMP
Yes! Yes! I remember.
00:15:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:15:29
IGOTTADUMP
it was they You could upload bigger files on there.
00:15:32
Steve-O
Yes, you could.
00:15:32
JohhnyCAGE
Let's see. There's there's a Vimeo, VK, Vero, and Viber.
00:15:34
Steve-O
That YouTube.
00:15:38
JohhnyCAGE
v b e
00:15:39
IGOTTADUMP
Survivor.
00:15:41
Steve-O
You know it's interesting?
00:15:41
JohhnyCAGE
Viber uppercut.
00:15:42
Steve-O
So i got I got jury duty summoned today.
00:15:45
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, shit.
00:15:46
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, shit.
00:15:46
Steve-O
And deal keep in mind, it's been like six years because the last time I had it was like right before COVID, right before the the lockdowns.
00:15:47
JohhnyCAGE
What'd you do?
00:15:47
IGOTTADUMP
Steve got those summons.
00:15:57
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, oof.
00:15:58
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:15:58
Steve-O
So like I was like, how do we do this in the year 2026, the year of our Lord?
00:16:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, what are the roles?
00:16:03
Steve-O
And so essentially they're like, i log into the website and just like fill out a questionnaire. i was like, okay. and now the And then this is what they do now. So have you you guys have had jury duty, right?
00:16:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:16:15
IGOTTADUMP
Yes.
00:16:16
Steve-O
You know that little video they would make you play?
00:16:16
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:16:18
Steve-O
Or they would play in like the waiting room?
00:16:18
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah, yu you watch it at home.
00:16:21
Steve-O
You watch it at home now, but you know how they send it to you?
00:16:21
IGOTTADUMP
You have to watch it at home.
00:16:24
Steve-O
Over Vimeo. They send you a Vimeo.
00:16:27
IGOTTADUMP
Holy shit.
00:16:27
Steve-O
Yes. never picked.
00:16:30
JohhnyCAGE
Can I tell you that?
00:16:30
IGOTTADUMP
That's why Vigno exists.
00:16:32
Steve-O
said they
00:16:32
IGOTTADUMP
Devin, you never had
00:16:32
JohhnyCAGE
i've i've never I've never once been picked for a jury duty.
00:16:38
IGOTTADUMP
i mean you never had the the honor?
00:16:40
JohhnyCAGE
now I've always gone, and then like they were like, we didn't call your name. Or then like it got to a point where you could call the night before, and they're like, if your number's not there, you don't have to come.
00:16:40
Steve-O
um've never been
00:16:48
IGOTTADUMP
Guys, I was picked twice.
00:16:52
JohhnyCAGE
And then, no no, dude, it got worse.
00:16:52
Steve-O
yahi
00:16:54
IGOTTADUMP
was on two cases.
00:16:54
JohhnyCAGE
Last time, last time i forgot to go
00:16:58
Steve-O
Oh my God.
00:16:59
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, They're going to get you next time.
00:17:00
JohhnyCAGE
and then And then, listen, I'm knocking on wood here, and and maybe I'm manifesting this right now, but I was like, what hypothetically, what the fuck would happen?
00:17:09
JohhnyCAGE
And they're like, listen, no, they were because I'd filled out the form. Like, I did what I needed. I just totally blanked on the day. And then I was like, um yeah, like, what what do you do? And they're like, well, if you weren't going to get called, then nothing.
00:17:09
IGOTTADUMP
They're going to get you next time.
00:17:23
JohhnyCAGE
And then nothing ever happened.
00:17:26
JohhnyCAGE
So I was like, I think I would have had another run of not getting my name Yeah.
00:17:26
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I think then
00:17:31
IGOTTADUMP
the next time you do go to jury duty, you're going to walk into it. It's going to be a dark room. You're gonna sit down and you're going to be behind the table where the defendant sits.
00:17:38
Steve-O
Oh, it's a surprise version.
00:17:39
IGOTTADUMP
You're going to be thrown into your own trial.
00:17:43
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, that checks out.
00:17:43
IGOTTADUMP
ah You're going to be thrown in jail for 50 years.
00:17:46
JohhnyCAGE
That's fair.
00:17:46
IGOTTADUMP
50 years. fifty years
00:17:50
JohhnyCAGE
All right.
00:17:53
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, I was on two cases and I voted guilty.
00:17:53
JohhnyCAGE
Well, I think... i Yeah, one of them you told me was pretty rough.
00:17:58
IGOTTADUMP
Both.
00:17:58
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:17:58
IGOTTADUMP
No. um Yeah, one was... a One I didn't get to vote because it was an alternate, but it was a murder case. And that was pretty brutal.
00:18:07
JohhnyCAGE
Were you like low-key bummed? Were you like, damn.
00:18:10
IGOTTADUMP
A little bit because I knew motherfucker did it. Yeah.
00:18:13
JohhnyCAGE
ah
00:18:14
IGOTTADUMP
ah
00:18:15
JohhnyCAGE
Wait, did it did it rule in your in your favor? Okay. Oh.
00:18:18
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah. No, that guy. He was being tried on three separate murders after that one. We found out after the trial. And there was another one about a ah ah bump a little little little bump.
00:18:34
IGOTTADUMP
A little car hit. A little fender bender. Right?
00:18:37
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:18:38
IGOTTADUMP
And like one girl was trying to get insurance money saying that she got whiplash. But like... Honestly, the crash wasn't that bad.
00:18:49
IGOTTADUMP
Like they showed recreations of it in court. And I think I turned a few of the jurors over to be like, no, like she didn't deserve compensation for being tapped and claiming she had whiplash. And then she brought on a chiropractor. don't know.
00:19:08
IGOTTADUMP
I'm not a big fan of chiropractors.
00:19:08
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, I love him.
00:19:10
IGOTTADUMP
Like I do have some sort of bias against them, admittedly.
00:19:11
JohhnyCAGE
chris
00:19:14
JohhnyCAGE
you know
00:19:16
IGOTTADUMP
And I don't know. The guy seemed like a wacko. like he didn't seem like you
00:19:20
JohhnyCAGE
What did he say that that turned you off? Was he like, you know, the spine is actually an accordion.
00:19:28
IGOTTADUMP
It was him talking about her past injuries, which was like um she had herniated discs in her in her back, but it was in her lower back and she was claiming lip lash at the top where her neck is.
00:19:41
IGOTTADUMP
and And there really isn't much of a correlation there. That was what like
00:19:44
JohhnyCAGE
he's ah and Well, he's like, listen, you fuck up while it's all fucked.
00:19:46
Steve-O
bless.
00:19:47
JohhnyCAGE
It's all fucked up.
00:19:47
IGOTTADUMP
ah Yeah, like, that's how it sounded.
00:19:49
IGOTTADUMP
Like, it was just a domino set.
00:19:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:19:51
IGOTTADUMP
Like, it was that simple.
00:19:51
JohhnyCAGE
and
00:19:52
IGOTTADUMP
um Like, and like, another, like, the the the defendant's lawyer, or or defendant lawyer brought on a ah doctor, and he was like, yeah, that doesn't... that doesn't cause whiplash.
00:20:05
IGOTTADUMP
Like that wouldn't make it worse or it wouldn't affect it in any way. Cause it's not, it's not the same area of the spine and you know, just seemed more plausible. So yeah, I, I ended up kind of convincing people to be like, I was the 12 angry man.
00:20:19
JohhnyCAGE
So you wrote you ruined that woman's life. Thanks. Good job.
00:20:22
IGOTTADUMP
i was the non angry man 12. and
00:20:25
Steve-O
My domino spine.
00:20:26
JohhnyCAGE
You were juror number 13 or whatever. don't know, guys.
00:20:31
IGOTTADUMP
i said i I said I'll suck your dick and eat your shit to the guy who's the holdout.
00:20:34
JohhnyCAGE
ah Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, that finished. We finished that.
00:20:38
IGOTTADUMP
Ah, the boys. That's correct.
00:20:39
JohhnyCAGE
The boys finished.
00:20:41
IGOTTADUMP
I finished.
00:20:42
JohhnyCAGE
I'd say finished strong. Like.
00:20:44
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it was funny as fuck.
00:20:45
JohhnyCAGE
it a It was funny.
00:20:46
IGOTTADUMP
I laughed my ass off.
00:20:47
JohhnyCAGE
It was it was. um You know, it ended the the the comic in the show. We've said this a million times, but they've diverged pretty intensely.
00:20:57
JohhnyCAGE
But the ending is like they they still kind of got there. Right. the Spirit of it.
00:21:04
IGOTTADUMP
I had two gripes,
Mandalorian and Movie Experiences
00:21:06
IGOTTADUMP
though. i do I do have two gripes about it.
00:21:08
JohhnyCAGE
Mm hmm.
00:21:09
IGOTTADUMP
um I feel like it was a little rushed in times. Like, um there were some particular...
00:21:13
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, fair. We were talking about that, like.
00:21:16
IGOTTADUMP
i didn't really like that hallway sequence where they were trapped. Like, it felt really lazy.
00:21:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:21:22
IGOTTADUMP
And it was, like, a cheap way to get them all.
00:21:24
JohhnyCAGE
A to B. like Let's just get a to B. and let's not
00:21:26
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, like, they were already there. They were in the tunnels. Like, it just felt like such a contrivance to keep them there.
00:21:32
JohhnyCAGE
who
00:21:34
IGOTTADUMP
So that's like, yeah, one scene I really like. And I don't like all the shoehorning in of the of the spinoff show. Like I was just completely in the dark about that.
00:21:45
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. I only watched that first season. It wasn't half bad, but once you find out.
00:21:49
IGOTTADUMP
It didn't really resonate with me. And I i don't know who those people are.
00:21:51
JohhnyCAGE
No.
00:21:54
IGOTTADUMP
So it's like, don't know what's going on.
00:21:55
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. But you listen, like it was.
00:21:57
IGOTTADUMP
But it was good.
00:21:59
JohhnyCAGE
a It was. Yeah. Homelander Homelander's fate was about exactly what you want And the fact that certain people got mad about that is exactly what I want it.
00:22:14
JohhnyCAGE
i was like, good. Yes. excuse Let yourself be known for the loser that you are.
00:22:19
IGOTTADUMP
um give I gotta give i gave shoutouts to what's his name anthony Anthony Starr.
00:22:23
JohhnyCAGE
Anthony Stark.
00:22:25
IGOTTADUMP
I think his performance of Homelander is extremely nuanced over the seasons. like He really starts off as like this angry baby.
00:22:36
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:22:37
IGOTTADUMP
And then kind of transforms into like this sad, like mean, like cold person. Like, and I, I really dig that.
00:22:44
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:22:47
IGOTTADUMP
Like it's a, uh,
00:22:47
JohhnyCAGE
He's he's like and this is a rare thing, but I think he's worse than the homelander in the comic.
00:22:54
IGOTTADUMP
yeah.
00:22:54
JohhnyCAGE
Actually, i he a is worse. Yeah.
00:22:57
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. At least the home lander to comic, he was like, At the very least, he was like a ah ah sensualist. like he and He enjoyed experiences of life, you know, like sex and shit.
00:23:05
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
00:23:09
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and like you know there's a whole plot point where it's like ah a whole body double that he didn't realize.
00:23:11
IGOTTADUMP
Right.
00:23:14
JohhnyCAGE
so Some of the really nasty shit he didn't actually do. He was just gaslit into thinking that he did it.
00:23:20
IGOTTADUMP
Right.
00:23:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:23:23
IGOTTADUMP
this This Homelander is so far removed, like at least towards the end of the show, so far removed from being like a normal human being that he just is so sad and depressed and there's no one around him that he can relate to, at least in his mind.
00:23:26
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
00:23:37
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
00:23:38
IGOTTADUMP
um
00:23:38
JohhnyCAGE
And i I wasn't sure what they were going to do with the Deep, but I think the decision that they made was, like, actually pretty great. Like, nope, he's just a fucking baby.
00:23:48
IGOTTADUMP
I love that, yeah.
00:23:51
JohhnyCAGE
He's just a dumb baby, and he'll never... He's not going to learn, and he deserves...
00:23:56
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it will never take responsibility or he's he's just, well, he never will again.
00:23:58
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:01
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Not saying was perfect. Definitely had some problems. But, dude, overall, like, if you if you're like, ah now that it's over, like, should I watch it?
00:24:08
IGOTTADUMP
it was, it you know what it was? it
00:24:09
JohhnyCAGE
Yes, I do think.
00:24:10
IGOTTADUMP
it was satisfying.
00:24:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. It's a BB plus show.
00:24:13
IGOTTADUMP
That's, yeah.
00:24:16
JohhnyCAGE
You know? So, but again, what are we doing here, guys? Like, it's there's no commercials. It's a streaming service. Give yourself 30 extra minutes for a TV show, for a series finale, guys.
00:24:31
IGOTTADUMP
It was did feel like they... chinted That's what I mean. like It felt a little rushed.
00:24:33
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, that's what I did. There's no need.
00:24:35
IGOTTADUMP
no
00:24:35
JohhnyCAGE
No need to rush it. what It's like one of your biggest shows, too. It's not just... I'm pretty sure if they wanted to, they could have they couldve got maybe a 90-minute episode if they really wanted.
00:24:47
IGOTTADUMP
I think they're just so... like They're so ready to just jump into a universe that they're like, fuck it.
00:24:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:24:55
IGOTTADUMP
you know like This is over. well we have three other Vought shows coming out.
00:24:59
JohhnyCAGE
Right, yeah.
00:25:01
IGOTTADUMP
Like it's so it's pretty soulless and, and sad, you know, cause you don't give the shows that started it like any type of grace to go out on.
00:25:11
JohhnyCAGE
Mm hmm.
00:25:12
IGOTTADUMP
Like, you're just like, fuck this.
00:25:13
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's like the normal kind of like MCU DC kind of takedowns like those are like satisfying because you're like, yeah, they are fuck ups.
00:25:14
IGOTTADUMP
There's three more.
00:25:22
JohhnyCAGE
But this is like, oh, no, you guys are like actually doing the dumb thing. Like, no, like you should be making fun of that.
00:25:28
IGOTTADUMP
Yep.
00:25:30
JohhnyCAGE
You shouldn't actually be doing it.
00:25:32
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, they're not understanding the set but the other half of the satire of the boys, which was about the media.
00:25:32
JohhnyCAGE
oh guys No, you know.
00:25:37
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Well, listen, when you're when you're guaranteed basically another successful TV show, it's probably hard to say. No, I was I was thinking about an interview that um I don't even know what show it was.
00:25:52
JohhnyCAGE
But it had like blown up. Right. And and the writers were like. don't know what it was but it was something that like went on like it was had been over and they were talking about how it went on like two seasons too long and the guy's like yeah let's kind of want to end it like in season three like that's the story and the the producers and like the the studio was like no no it wasn't super natural but like the producers and the studios were like do you have any idea of how hard it is to have not only hit show actually i think it was lost i think it was like maybe it was lost like
00:26:13
IGOTTADUMP
Was this Supernatural?
00:26:27
IGOTTADUMP
Hmm.
00:26:29
JohhnyCAGE
They were like, yeah, we have like a plan season three and we'll probably be done. And they were like, no, you don't understand. like This is so hard to do. You can't replicate this.
00:26:40
JohhnyCAGE
Do not like stretch this as long as you can. Which, obviously, probably not the best idea. But it is like it's like they were like, we had this crazy pressure because they were like, you are being...
00:26:55
JohhnyCAGE
bad people like if you if you end this before like you really need to you know what i mean uh
00:27:04
IGOTTADUMP
Well, it just gets to the point where you could argue that there's so many people employed for so long.
00:27:09
JohhnyCAGE
no i think that was part of it they're like yeah like so many jobs are on the line at that point uh yeah yeah and i you know it's so i don't want to just say like
00:27:11
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:27:14
IGOTTADUMP
it's It becomes becomes less of an artistic thing and more like you're running a business.
00:27:23
JohhnyCAGE
who's shitty and especially if you're like a streaming service like prime which. Listen, yes, they're popular, but they're not Netflix, right? um Like when you have hits, you kind of you want to cultivate that.
00:27:36
JohhnyCAGE
So I don't even.
00:27:37
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I don't get it either, man.
00:27:39
JohhnyCAGE
i don't begrudge them, I guess, like into I don't think they're just like others.
00:27:43
IGOTTADUMP
I am happy, though. I do admit that i I don't think I could withstand more seasons of the show.
Documentary Discussions
00:27:51
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, five was was we were at the breaking point. i was like, this should be the last one.
00:27:57
IGOTTADUMP
I think that is was good. But I think, yeah, it should have had a bigger bang. Should have on a bigger bang.
00:28:01
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Maybe we're longer bang.
00:28:02
IGOTTADUMP
Should have been... Woo!
00:28:08
JohhnyCAGE
um Speaking bang, um weird segue. I watched Mandalorian and Grogu.
00:28:17
IGOTTADUMP
Greg-ay!
00:28:18
JohhnyCAGE
Gleggy.
00:28:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:28:19
JohhnyCAGE
um Saw that the other week. my my expectations were pretty low i don't want to say rock bottom i know how the internet can be especially with star wars um dude i dug it man like this is this is like the best parts of like season two um before scott really really like unnecessarily convoluted um jeremy Alan White, I would not say impresses as Rod of the Hut.
00:28:55
JohhnyCAGE
um I don't know. He's just very, he's just, he's just obviously he's playing a Jabba's son, but he's just Peter Dinklage-esque in Destiny is probably what I would compare him to.
00:29:11
JohhnyCAGE
Like, just, he's like, I'm not my father. And you're like, okay. And then like, Hey, Roddy, what's going on? He's like, I just want to let you know I'm not like my dad. it's like, yeah, we we got it. And there's just no real emphasis.
00:29:23
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know. I don't know whose fault that was, but he he did not really impress. But, dude, the music was so good. And this isn't really a shocker because Ludwig gordon there you know apologies the guy who's done the mandalorian score was always great um but he really like he had some bangers in this movie um and it kind of turns into like a team america movie around the third act which is a little interesting and just dude it was good it was like a good watch honestly i would say
00:30:04
Steve-O
Star Wars is back. Is that what you're going to say?
00:30:06
JohhnyCAGE
No, I wouldn't say that.
00:30:07
Steve-O
ah
00:30:08
JohhnyCAGE
um
00:30:09
Steve-O
Never mind.
00:30:10
JohhnyCAGE
But, like, so this is the problem, right?
00:30:11
IGOTTADUMP
oh
00:30:11
Steve-O
Ah.
00:30:13
JohhnyCAGE
It's like they're like, this is the lowest Star Wars opener of all time, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, you know what? Somebody's got to be the bottom. Like, somebody has to be the lowest, right?
00:30:24
JohhnyCAGE
It just is it is what it is. And this is it. And, like, that's fine. Like, this doesn't need to be... the start of the epic story that is the Star Wars, you know, that can be the Star Wars universe. It doesn't need to be start of a trilogy or anything like that. It's just just a above averagely well told tale in the Star Wars universe, which I think is totally fine.
00:30:52
JohhnyCAGE
um And it had sick fucking music. And this is probably in good sit territory for me.
00:30:57
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
00:30:57
JohhnyCAGE
I was not mad about anything.
00:31:02
JohhnyCAGE
I was like, yeah.
00:31:02
Steve-O
Edge of your seat?
00:31:05
Steve-O
You paid for the whole seat, but you only sat on the edge?
00:31:06
JohhnyCAGE
I paid for the whole, yeah.
00:31:08
IGOTTADUMP
Jesus.
00:31:08
JohhnyCAGE
I was maybe half half of the seat.
00:31:11
IGOTTADUMP
Must hurt.
00:31:11
JohhnyCAGE
there was Dude, there was a point, though, where the music was going, and I was like bopping my head. i was vibing. And um
00:31:19
Steve-O
Were there people behind you? Were they like, please stop bobbing your head, sir?
00:31:20
JohhnyCAGE
dude, dude, this was a full-pack theater.
00:31:22
Steve-O
You're bobbing too hard.
00:31:24
JohhnyCAGE
This is a full-pack. And i've I've complained about this before. i don't know what the fuck it is. But like I'm not, I would say, a small human. right i'm ah I'm a pretty wide individual. right um Take that however you want.
00:31:39
JohhnyCAGE
um
00:31:42
JohhnyCAGE
I always got to sit next to an equally sized human when when it's packed. right when the The theater was full.
00:31:47
IGOTTADUMP
Yes. man
00:31:49
JohhnyCAGE
It was sold out. I was a front row Joe. And I was like, this motherfucker's in my seat because the theater hadn't filled up yet. And I sit down and now we're like, you know, it's like an airplane. We're like fighting for arm space. And I literally Googled, like I went to like quote unquote buy another ticket because I was like, there's no fucking way this guy picked this seat.
00:32:11
JohhnyCAGE
Sure enough, the whole theater was sold out. And I was like, motherfucker.
00:32:15
JohhnyCAGE
and you And he was there early, dude. Like I got there early and he was there before me.
00:32:15
IGOTTADUMP
That's probably the last one sitting next to you.
00:32:21
IGOTTADUMP
okay
00:32:23
JohhnyCAGE
and But the point is, is like there's a was a certain...
00:32:26
Steve-O
Bizarro or Devin?
00:32:27
IGOTTADUMP
So while you were bumping, was he bumping too?
00:32:30
Steve-O
Yeah, was he bumping?
00:32:31
IGOTTADUMP
Incidentally?
00:32:31
JohhnyCAGE
he was he was He was giggling a little bit harder than i was.
00:32:35
Steve-O
Oh, was he elbowing you and being like the music?
00:32:37
JohhnyCAGE
No, it wasn't elbowing me, but he was like...
00:32:40
Steve-O
This sounds like a possible friend.
00:32:43
JohhnyCAGE
we didn't We didn't like eyes.
00:32:44
Steve-O
Gets to movies early.
00:32:45
IGOTTADUMP
hit it off.
00:32:45
JohhnyCAGE
It kind of felt like you were...
00:32:46
IGOTTADUMP
Didn't hit off.
00:32:47
Steve-O
Chose the same series like area, the theater.
00:32:49
JohhnyCAGE
It kind of felt like we were both like in a cuck chair, but we both didn't know the girl.
00:32:52
IGOTTADUMP
Grogu. Big Grogu's.
00:32:55
JohhnyCAGE
You know what I mean? We were like, ugh.
00:32:56
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:32:57
Steve-O
Wait, are you saying the movie was the like, oh.
00:33:00
JohhnyCAGE
No, I would say like my interaction with that guy is like, i we're not really going to make eye contact.
00:33:05
IGOTTADUMP
We're enjoying what we're watching, which is two guys railing our wives.
00:33:06
Steve-O
Were they like the leather seats?
00:33:07
JohhnyCAGE
yaa Yeah.
00:33:07
Steve-O
Were you in?
00:33:08
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. I was, I was in the.
00:33:11
Steve-O
Were you in the shared seat where you could like lift the armrest in between?
00:33:12
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yes. That's why I was like, that's what I mean.
00:33:14
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:33:15
JohhnyCAGE
I was like, there's no fucking way this big ass motherfucker is in the exact same, like not in my seat, but in my chair, you know what I mean?
00:33:16
IGOTTADUMP
who
00:33:25
IGOTTADUMP
Did you, were you fully reclined while this was going on?
00:33:25
JohhnyCAGE
i was like,
00:33:28
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's kind of like, again, i have I have now become a defender of the front row situation.
00:33:35
Steve-O
You're front row Joe guy.
00:33:36
JohhnyCAGE
But reclining definitely helps.
00:33:36
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, he's currently...
00:33:39
JohhnyCAGE
So, yes, I was fully reclined.
00:33:41
Steve-O
That's interesting because that seems like a real strange thing to get into in your later years.
00:33:42
IGOTTADUMP
Front row Joe, Devin.
00:33:45
JohhnyCAGE
Dude. No, no, I'm not saying i'm not saying that, like, yeah I'm not saying, like, I'm going to pick it, right? I'm not saying, like, oh, Anthony Theater, I'm row at least row three, right?
00:33:57
IGOTTADUMP
Wait, what? What movie did we go see where you were?
00:33:59
JohhnyCAGE
I'm not saying that.
00:34:04
IGOTTADUMP
it was like IMAX and you were in the front.
00:34:06
JohhnyCAGE
Oh my God.
00:34:07
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it was. Oh,
00:34:07
IGOTTADUMP
And you kept sending us all those photos.
00:34:11
IGOTTADUMP
It's just like the actor's giant chins.
00:34:11
JohhnyCAGE
I saw Avatar. I saw the new Avatar movie. Yeah. yeah
00:34:16
IGOTTADUMP
It was really funny.
00:34:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I was front row fucking opening night on Avatar.
00:34:18
IGOTTADUMP
who It was like huge.
00:34:22
JohhnyCAGE
The fire and ash.
00:34:23
IGOTTADUMP
No, no, no. We went we all went to go see it.
00:34:24
JohhnyCAGE
oh Oh, that was ah that was Superman.
00:34:25
IGOTTADUMP
I remember... Me, me, me.
00:34:27
Steve-O
That was Superman.
00:34:28
IGOTTADUMP
That was Superman.
00:34:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yes. Yes. I was like, yeah, but there were some.
00:34:29
Steve-O
I was in front of Devin, but Devin was behind me taking photos of me.
00:34:36
IGOTTADUMP
That's right.
Spider-Man Noir and Film Reviews
00:34:39
JohhnyCAGE
But like the point is, my point is, is like, listen, I'm not saying that if, if I have, if row F is open, I'm not going to pick row a, you know, I'm not going in the front, but if the theater is pretty jammed up,
00:34:56
JohhnyCAGE
And that front row is wide open. Don't be scared of it. Jump in.
00:35:00
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
00:35:01
Steve-O
I would say kind of wish the theater would push back a little bit.
00:35:06
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, shit. You mean like hit you?
00:35:07
JohhnyCAGE
Oh,
00:35:07
Steve-O
Like, can you imagine that?
00:35:08
Steve-O
Like, if like, if the movie was sold out, what if the screen went a little further back and got a little bit wider?
00:35:11
IGOTTADUMP
that's what you meant.
00:35:14
JohhnyCAGE
so I thought you meant like the theater was like, hey, dude, don't.
00:35:15
IGOTTADUMP
I thought you meant it like, yeah, like like metaphorically or something, like it should fuck you back.
00:35:21
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. or Or like the theater was like, dude, don't get that seat. You have to sit in the front row.
00:35:25
Steve-O
No, dude, you got to.
00:35:27
JohhnyCAGE
Sorry, the it's like in it's like an airplane seat.
00:35:27
Steve-O
Believe me, you want the experience.
00:35:30
JohhnyCAGE
i like You got pay extra for this.
00:35:31
Steve-O
excuse Yeah, that's actually not a bad idea. If movie theaters want to make more money, charge it less for the front row.
00:35:35
JohhnyCAGE
No, it's a tade don't tell them that. Don't tell them that, dude. it's a Dude, it's a movie theater. it
00:35:43
JohhnyCAGE
i You know what? Actually, my argument is they should pay. The tickets should be cheaper if it's in the shittier theaters.
00:35:50
IGOTTADUMP
I think AMC is actually working on ah pricing tickets differently in the placement of the theater.
00:35:55
JohhnyCAGE
I don't like that. I don't like that at all.
00:35:57
IGOTTADUMP
yeah Yeah, that's terrible.
00:35:57
Steve-O
That sounds like the tickets are going up.
00:35:59
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, no.
00:35:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:35:59
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, dude.
00:36:00
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, exactly. You know what, dude? It's like, it's a fucking movie.
00:36:02
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:36:04
JohhnyCAGE
It's not that important. I need to be like, I gotta pay. And you know, like, I'm just saying, the Stubbs as a Stubbs holder, you know, we're gonna be immune to that.
00:36:16
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, same here. Yes, continue.
00:36:18
Steve-O
Oh, sorry.
00:36:20
JohhnyCAGE
Thank you. That's what I was waiting for. We'll be immune. We'll be immune to those, but
00:36:20
IGOTTADUMP
Thank you.
00:36:24
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah, no, that won't that won't affect us.
00:36:26
Steve-O
Can I share that I am bothered by the amount of people who stole your gimmick?
00:36:26
IGOTTADUMP
I'm talking about the plebs, man. 20
00:36:33
JohhnyCAGE
Doesn't it piss you It pisses
00:36:34
Steve-O
It pisses me off a little bit. We've been making those jokes for 20 years.
00:36:39
IGOTTADUMP
See...
00:36:40
JohhnyCAGE
me off.
00:36:41
Steve-O
20 years. 20 years.
00:36:41
JohhnyCAGE
25 as, yeah, 10 years before Stubbs was a thing and Stubbs passed.
00:36:43
IGOTTADUMP
e You're talking at the height um at the height of Limp Bizkit's career.
00:36:45
Steve-O
Well, Stubbs Movie Club...
00:36:50
Steve-O
I still get movie pass.
00:36:50
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:36:51
IGOTTADUMP
We were making jokes about him being a Stubbs member.
00:36:53
Steve-O
I'm sorry, movie pass. we were We were applauding Devin for standing up and and taking bows and waving.
00:36:57
JohhnyCAGE
I was waving. ah Yeah, I agree. I'll be that guy.
00:37:03
JohhnyCAGE
They stole it.
00:37:04
IGOTTADUMP
It is.
00:37:04
IGOTTADUMP
I have seen it. I have seen an uptick and it is
00:37:06
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. And I'm like, wow. Wow.
00:37:08
Steve-O
It's like, look at these shitty Zoomers stealing Devin's joke.
00:37:10
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know how. Yeah. I don't know how I could have trademarked that, but I should have.
00:37:16
Steve-O
Yeah, i don't think you could trademark standing up and bowing.
00:37:20
JohhnyCAGE
Being snob. Yeah.
00:37:24
Steve-O
You know what? You need like your own hand motion. That you can trademark.
00:37:26
IGOTTADUMP
And I'm sorry, you guys are never, ever not going to convince me that that guy who saluted Nicole Kim in during the AMC intro wasn't Chris Borden. Like that's him.
00:37:35
JohhnyCAGE
and
00:37:37
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
00:37:38
Steve-O
It looks like him. It looks like him.
00:37:38
IGOTTADUMP
it looks exactly like him.
00:37:41
JohhnyCAGE
You know what?
00:37:41
IGOTTADUMP
Like I knew he did that.
00:37:41
JohhnyCAGE
um Yeah, maybe we should do like a salute, like ah like I stick my arm out really sharply in front of me.
00:37:50
JohhnyCAGE
You know? Maybe I tuck my shoulder first so they know like my heart goes out to you.
00:37:50
Steve-O
No, no, Devin, no.
00:37:52
IGOTTADUMP
Oh no.
00:37:54
Steve-O
Taken, that's already taken. That's already taken.
00:37:57
JohhnyCAGE
No?
00:37:59
IGOTTADUMP
Devin.
00:38:00
JohhnyCAGE
No. I saw Elon Musk do that, my bad.
00:38:02
Steve-O
You saw Elon do that at Birth of a
00:38:04
JohhnyCAGE
My bad. Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:05
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:38:06
IGOTTADUMP
You know, i I'm glad you brought that up because you made us all feel uncomfortable because I'm glad you made us feel uncomfortable first because I want to talk about something that is really uncomfortable.
00:38:07
JohhnyCAGE
My mistake. My mistake.
00:38:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:38:17
IGOTTADUMP
And I think I thank Devin for opening the doors for this. oh
00:38:23
JohhnyCAGE
You're welcome. You're
00:38:24
IGOTTADUMP
So I watched a documentary recently.
00:38:27
JohhnyCAGE
welcome. Ooh.
00:38:27
IGOTTADUMP
um I'm going to say of probably
00:38:32
IGOTTADUMP
um three most, top five most disturbing documentaries I've seen.
00:38:38
Steve-O
Wow. That's a tall order, man.
00:38:40
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, all right.
00:38:41
IGOTTADUMP
m
00:38:41
JohhnyCAGE
Before you say anything else, is this modern or is this a bit of ah an older documentary?
00:38:46
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, it's modern. It just came out.
00:38:47
JohhnyCAGE
Ooh.
00:38:48
Steve-O
Oh, it's a freshie.
00:38:48
IGOTTADUMP
just It's a freshie.
00:38:49
JohhnyCAGE
Ooh.
00:38:50
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:38:51
IGOTTADUMP
It is freshie.
00:38:53
IGOTTADUMP
And like most disturbing documentaries, it's from HBO Films.
00:38:58
Steve-O
Oh, it's called the back rooms.
00:38:58
IGOTTADUMP
um
00:39:00
Steve-O
It's a place you can get stuck in.
00:39:00
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:39:02
IGOTTADUMP
So many people have died over the past few years.
00:39:04
Steve-O
Oh,
00:39:06
IGOTTADUMP
No, this is way worse. ah um Documentary called Great Photo, Lovely Life.
00:39:14
Steve-O
Oof.
00:39:15
IGOTTADUMP
um
00:39:15
JohhnyCAGE
a
00:39:15
IGOTTADUMP
It is about a photojournalist who has been chronicling
00:39:22
IGOTTADUMP
the crimes of her grandfather through photos that she has found in her house.
00:39:30
JohhnyCAGE
oh
00:39:31
IGOTTADUMP
And no, she is using older photos, older footage, cameras, things that he shot.
00:39:31
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, she didn't take them. Okay.
00:39:41
IGOTTADUMP
um And of course, those crimes are of the Child sexual abuse.
00:39:49
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:39:49
IGOTTADUMP
Realm. And it goes to. Not only his. Family. But to him being a chiropractor. For children.
00:39:58
JohhnyCAGE
All right.
00:39:59
IGOTTADUMP
Many.
00:39:59
JohhnyCAGE
This is where it comes from. all right.
00:40:02
JohhnyCAGE
We solve that. your Your disdain of chiropractors.
00:40:02
IGOTTADUMP
What?
00:40:06
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah dude.
00:40:07
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:40:08
IGOTTADUMP
No if anything. It's just like further dug me in man.
00:40:10
JohhnyCAGE
okay yeah
00:40:11
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:40:12
JohhnyCAGE
I know what they're doing.
00:40:14
IGOTTADUMP
This is like, I am fully dug in on at my hate of chiropractors.
00:40:17
JohhnyCAGE
Okay, ah sorry. Another quick question. Is the grandfather alive at the time of this documentary?
00:40:22
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:40:22
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, dude.
00:40:23
Steve-O
Oh.
00:40:25
IGOTTADUMP
So he's in a retirement home or a community.
00:40:27
JohhnyCAGE
Hey, grandpa, you want to explain this?
00:40:30
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, there's that scene.
00:40:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:40:32
IGOTTADUMP
um And it's just as terrible and awkward of a scene with a child sexual abuser would be him of course saying that they wanted it and liked it when they were 10, 11, 12 year olds.
00:40:37
JohhnyCAGE
Damn, dude.
00:40:48
Steve-O
That's awful.
00:40:50
JohhnyCAGE
man.
00:40:50
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:40:51
Steve-O
That's the problem with documentaries.
00:40:52
IGOTTADUMP
if
00:40:53
Steve-O
They're real.
00:40:55
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, dude, you're not wrong, Steve.
00:40:58
Steve-O
And like,
00:40:58
IGOTTADUMP
And that's, I kind of give myself like one every year that I can devote myself to.
00:41:02
Steve-O
yeah, like, dude, that's the thing.
00:41:05
JohhnyCAGE
Did you, did you like,
00:41:06
Steve-O
Like those documentaries, man, they can just be like a punch to the gut for like the entire year.
00:41:12
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, totally. Like, no doubt. Like...
00:41:15
JohhnyCAGE
Did you like see this and we got, let me give this a shot. Or did you hear that this was like kind of crazy?
00:41:20
IGOTTADUMP
i heard about it. i heard I heard about it on YouTube.
00:41:21
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:41:22
IGOTTADUMP
I knew somebody talking about them. He compared it to ah Capturing the Freedmen, which is another, probably my favorite documentary ever made. So, it was at that point I was like, okay, that's something...
00:41:36
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:41:37
IGOTTADUMP
That's something I would be interested in Now, this isn't as shockingly unbiased as Capturing the Freedmen was, but it is horrifying. you know Still extremely disturbing.
00:41:49
IGOTTADUMP
Very awkward sequences of of confronted you know confronting people. Of course, this man sounds like...
00:42:00
IGOTTADUMP
It's a lot of that. And also the documentarian, the photojournalist trying to figure out if she herself was molested at a young age. And if it was something she is pushing down.
00:42:14
JohhnyCAGE
Hmm.
00:42:14
IGOTTADUMP
Like, whoo!
00:42:18
IGOTTADUMP
Huh!
00:42:19
JohhnyCAGE
All right.
00:42:20
IGOTTADUMP
Jesus Christ! Yeah, that's one of those.
00:42:21
JohhnyCAGE
So a nice fun, fun, easy watch.
00:42:24
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, no.
00:42:25
JohhnyCAGE
Throw that on on a Sunday afternoon with the kids.
00:42:28
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, these are the ones, you know, like i Steve, you know, we all joke about how flippant we can be watching horror movies and gore, like eating and and talking and laughing.
00:42:37
Steve-O
Right.
00:42:40
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, when it's real, that I'm not that way. I don't eat...
00:42:43
Steve-O
No, it goes out the window, dude.
00:42:44
JohhnyCAGE
Isn't it crazy how like, I don't know. It's like you just can't, it's hard to describe, but like you just know. It's just so you feel it, right?
00:42:55
JohhnyCAGE
What it's like, oh, this is super gory.
00:42:56
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's like in your soul.
00:42:58
JohhnyCAGE
People are getting murdered and stabbed and it's so gross and it's scary.
00:43:00
Steve-O
Oh, man. Schlock and gore.
00:43:02
JohhnyCAGE
And then somebody's like, oh no, like look at this real thing. and you're like, that's so much worse. And it's like, I don't know.
00:43:07
Steve-O
Yeah, here's like a really difficult thing to just watch.
00:43:09
JohhnyCAGE
don't
00:43:10
IGOTTADUMP
Well, part of it is like we're we're we're like we're all like Cypher, right? Sitting at the console, looking at the zeros and ones. And we see something in it, but we know it's zeros and ones, right? Like...
00:43:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:43:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:43:23
IGOTTADUMP
at the end of the day.
00:43:24
IGOTTADUMP
It's much different than actually being in the matrix and experiencing it right? Like Cypher's so disconnected and disillusioned at that point that it means nothing to him, right?
00:43:34
Steve-O
Right.
00:43:35
IGOTTADUMP
He can still see it and he still knows what it is, but it's just like, it's empty, right? Like, it's, it's ah we are somewhat desensitized, but it's also like, it's make-believe and we are so ingrained in the process that,
00:43:49
IGOTTADUMP
of that make-believe that we know it's what how it's done. even you know It's hard not to see the framework of every gory scene and horror scene. but like
00:43:59
Steve-O
Yeah, but he ah he pays. i guess he doesn't pay, but he gets the agents to to reset his ignorance.
00:44:08
IGOTTADUMP
Oh yeah, that is true.
00:44:08
JohhnyCAGE
he like Yeah, yeah.
00:44:09
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:44:10
JohhnyCAGE
He says he doesn't want to remember anything.
00:44:10
IGOTTADUMP
That's what he wants.
00:44:11
Steve-O
I wouldn't believe that all horror movies are real.
00:44:15
IGOTTADUMP
want to be scared again. don't get scared anymore.
00:44:17
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, man.
00:44:17
Steve-O
I wouldn't be scared again.
00:44:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, could you imagine could you imagine if it'd say it was he was treating him like a genie? He's like, I want to make, a let's make Freddy Krueger real. Can we do that?
00:44:28
IGOTTADUMP
well they did the matrix did do that shit and they were like oh that's fucked that's really bad
00:44:30
Steve-O
They did. that There's real vampires and werewolves.
00:44:32
JohhnyCAGE
ah Yeah, yeah, no. I know, but what if he was like, no, drop him in like the middle of like middle America. Just drop him and Jason.
00:44:39
Steve-O
Are you saying that Last Action Hero has matrix ties? That you could connect those somehow?
00:44:43
IGOTTADUMP
of course it does that's a fuck up by the architect that's where he was like damn shit
00:44:43
JohhnyCAGE
mean,
00:44:46
JohhnyCAGE
i mean and like, honestly, honestly, dude, like think about it. Think about it. Is it fucked or is it just you're basically playing the Sims? Yeah.
00:44:56
IGOTTADUMP
ah Yeah, he's he's baiting you.
00:44:57
Steve-O
he but You know what?
00:44:57
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:44:58
Steve-O
The golden ticket is basically like a mod.
00:45:01
JohhnyCAGE
Golden Ticket's worse because you live in that world.
00:45:02
Steve-O
ah You can like mod the world.
00:45:04
JohhnyCAGE
You live in that world. But if all you're seeing is zeros and ones.
00:45:05
IGOTTADUMP
that Oh my god. Imagine getting the golden ticket and going into this movie.
00:45:11
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:45:12
Steve-O
Oh, no.
00:45:13
IGOTTADUMP
That would be
00:45:13
JohhnyCAGE
well yeah
00:45:15
IGOTTADUMP
That would that be very fun. I will say this is a Mary, by the way.
00:45:21
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:45:21
Steve-O
Mary, and this is on HBO, you said?
00:45:22
IGOTTADUMP
I want to get that out of the way.
00:45:22
JohhnyCAGE
Nice.
00:45:24
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, 100%. It is a very well-made documentary. It's extremely disturbing.
00:45:28
JohhnyCAGE
Hmm.
00:45:29
IGOTTADUMP
I can't talk about it enough. Really great.
00:45:31
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
00:45:31
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:45:32
JohhnyCAGE
i well You know, I don't mean to, I don't mean to like shit on other documentaries, but like for some reason, this is something i'm like I want Jenny to watch this instead of like the schlocky fucking cult Netflix documentary shows that she's always watching.
00:45:33
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
00:45:50
JohhnyCAGE
I'm always like that shit. Watch something real, like great photo, lovely life.
00:45:53
IGOTTADUMP
It is.
00:45:56
JohhnyCAGE
Like, I don't know. I just, I,
00:45:58
IGOTTADUMP
i kind of fell down the c documentary hole for a bit, but like I watched one of them and I, yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:46:01
JohhnyCAGE
I can't. They're all the same.
00:46:05
IGOTTADUMP
Like I tried to watch another and I was like, this is.
00:46:07
Steve-O
Dude, that's pain, man. You're living that life.
00:46:08
JohhnyCAGE
stack yeah.
00:46:09
Steve-O
What are you doing? A double feature of this, and dear Zachary? Come on, man.
00:46:14
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I watched last year, i watched a documentary about a woman that was taking so much colloidal silver that she turned blue.
00:46:21
JohhnyCAGE
oh Yeah. I watched that one.
00:46:21
Steve-O
I remember you telling us about this.
00:46:23
IGOTTADUMP
and And she died and they kept her body in like a bed for like a month with Christmas lights wrapped around it.
00:46:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, the police. they're Oh, she's just resting. They're like, no, she's clearly been dead for a while.
00:46:36
IGOTTADUMP
I guess there's only like, listen,
00:46:37
JohhnyCAGE
And then she was just like a drunk asshole, basically. They're like, ah yeah, yeah, we don't have to get it. But yeah.
00:46:44
IGOTTADUMP
you know, it is kind of like the Joker thing with Colts though. Like it it might only be one bad day where you just trip and fall. Into the shit. Because this is like regular people. I get sucked into it sometimes.
00:46:55
Steve-O
I don't know, man. I think if you throw any white guy into acid, you have like 50% chance of the Joker.
00:47:03
JohhnyCAGE
fifty you percent
00:47:05
IGOTTADUMP
Well, yeah, you're right. I think the same could be said for cults. like you can
00:47:09
JohhnyCAGE
ah hu You know what?
00:47:10
IGOTTADUMP
Any white guy thrown thrown into them.
00:47:13
Steve-O
go
00:47:14
IGOTTADUMP
You might be in a cult, babe. It seems like it could be regular people that get involved in this shit.
00:47:20
JohhnyCAGE
Are whites the most dangerous group to throw in the acid bought like piles, like acid pools?
00:47:20
IGOTTADUMP
You know?
00:47:26
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, easily.
00:47:27
Steve-O
But 100%. You're
00:47:28
IGOTTADUMP
yeah don't Don't bleach our skin any whiter because we'll just get even more racist.
00:47:28
JohhnyCAGE
Listen, you
00:47:32
JohhnyCAGE
like see these Yeah, I guess.
00:47:33
Steve-O
you're getting some sort of clown person.
00:47:36
IGOTTADUMP
yeah You don't want clown man on your hands.
00:47:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, i'm I'm not saying there wouldn't be variations, but yeah, the whites are probably the worst.
00:47:41
IGOTTADUMP
Seven.
00:47:43
IGOTTADUMP
More woman for that bit.
00:47:44
Steve-O
I think in 2016, there was an uptick of people being thrown into acid vats because that's when all the clowns were attacking. Remember?
00:47:52
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I do.
00:47:52
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, we had ah the the classic mutated man roaming around our neighborhood, scaring children.
00:47:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:47:59
Steve-O
The playing card plant blew up and just sprayed acid on a bunch of suburbia.
00:48:04
IGOTTADUMP
Why is there one in every city?
00:48:06
Steve-O
oh didn't prohibit one for
00:48:07
JohhnyCAGE
You know, it's kind of like, like, remember the initiative, like the um Marvel comics, the initiative, they just wanted one for every, every state.
00:48:07
IGOTTADUMP
Why is there a playing card plant in every city?
00:48:18
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
00:48:19
Steve-O
Well, think about it this way, okay? So the more we legalize gambling, the more playing cards are needed. And the more playing cards are needed, the more plants need to be fed.
00:48:26
JohhnyCAGE
The more,
00:48:29
JohhnyCAGE
it's like for every 10,000 FanDuel accounts, a playing card, playing card factor gets put up and then set rigged to explode.
00:48:39
Steve-O
Ring to explode.
00:48:39
IGOTTADUMP
yeah that's how you and we you always get a joker out the mix that's some easy math right there that they're not they're not figuring it out because of money
00:48:39
JohhnyCAGE
So
00:48:42
JohhnyCAGE
yeah, yeah, that way. yeah you know, it's like Pokemon cards.
00:48:47
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's like magic or Pokemon cards.
00:48:47
Steve-O
That would be, you know, every every city has a Joker.
00:48:51
IGOTTADUMP
jersey joker
00:48:53
Steve-O
Jersey Joker, Philly Joker.
00:48:55
IGOTTADUMP
These guys wear a white beard with chains and shit.
00:48:57
Steve-O
want to know how I got these scots?
00:49:01
IGOTTADUMP
I ate a really hot slice of pizza. I ate it from the back first.
00:49:04
Steve-O
Ha ha!
00:49:10
JohhnyCAGE
it from the sides. And I said, look put that hot honey on it. Oh, it burns.
00:49:16
IGOTTADUMP
I'm crazy.
00:49:20
Steve-O
God damn you Jersey Joker.
00:49:23
JohhnyCAGE
he's da He's the closest.
00:49:24
IGOTTADUMP
Go birds.
00:49:24
JohhnyCAGE
I think. my God. ah You know what? Let's really quickly. before I feel like before we get to the main event, um have either of you guys put any time in the Spider-Man Noir?
00:49:41
Steve-O
No.
00:49:42
IGOTTADUMP
I have watched the first episode.
00:49:42
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, what did you think?
00:49:46
IGOTTADUMP
actually really enjoyed that.
00:49:47
JohhnyCAGE
Right? i was not, I'll be honest. I was a doubter. I was like, Nicolas Cage, I think he's great. He's a great choice as, you know, the character in Spider-Verse.
00:50:00
JohhnyCAGE
There's a lot of reasons why.
00:50:00
IGOTTADUMP
He's really.
00:50:02
JohhnyCAGE
i just was like, dude, the guy's like 60. Like, it just like stops. Maybe we just shouldn't do this, but he kills it, dude.
00:50:07
IGOTTADUMP
he's He's really leaning into the 1940s film noir shit. like The way they talk and everything.
00:50:12
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, he really is. I'm like, I think I'm at two or three in, and ah it's good, man.
00:50:15
IGOTTADUMP
That's really neat.
00:50:20
JohhnyCAGE
It's it's quite, it's shockingly good. um
00:50:24
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, the the the cast is good too. Some good actors.
00:50:26
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I dig it. I really like that. And he he he does does a good job, man, as Ben Reilly. So, Steve, there's a scene where some guy's like,
00:50:36
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:50:39
JohhnyCAGE
beating him up, right? Because he it's established that he was Spider-Man, the spider.
00:50:41
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:50:45
JohhnyCAGE
And then the love of his life died and then he's like, he retired five years ago. So he's just a normal kind of gumshoe, right? Or a normal private eye.
00:50:56
JohhnyCAGE
um So this guy, like, is trying to beat him up because he has some photographs. And he's like, listen, man, i don't want to hurt you. He's like, oh, whatever. You know, he's doing kind of like the the Peter Parker, Spider-Man kind of quips.
00:51:08
JohhnyCAGE
um but he's not jumping around. He's not doing swearing myself. And the guy picks them up, and he holds they're at the roof of this building. And he's like, I'm going to throw you off. And he's like, he's like I don't know how to break this to you, man, but he's like, I'm not really scared of heights. And I was like, God damn it. like This is good.
00:51:24
JohhnyCAGE
This is quality.
00:51:25
IGOTTADUMP
It was very quippy, back and forth dialogue.
00:51:26
JohhnyCAGE
um Yeah. Chris, are you watching it in black and white or true hue?
00:51:33
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, hell yeah, I am.
00:51:34
JohhnyCAGE
So I asked Jenny. I was like, Jenny, do you want to... So ah we're watching true hue, which I will say is not just color. Like, yes, it's color, but they're doing kind of like a color grading that is of the time.
00:51:53
JohhnyCAGE
It's not just like, oh, we went from red to gray and gray to red. um It's its color scheme is like the tones are, I'd say, appropriate for the era. And and that's actually pretty cool.
00:52:07
IGOTTADUMP
Just one thing I really noticed, which I thought was cool, was the effects. Like, they are mostly CGI, but they kind of look like like Boris Karloff turning into, like, the Wolfman.
00:52:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:52:19
JohhnyCAGE
hmm. Mm hmm.
00:52:21
IGOTTADUMP
You know, like, it's, it's like, slow. And it's, like, it looks like time-lapsed, almost.
00:52:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:52:29
IGOTTADUMP
and thats I thought that was cool.
00:52:29
JohhnyCAGE
I could see that.
00:52:31
JohhnyCAGE
oh Oh, sorry. Really, really quick. One thing I did want to shout out and Mandalorian and Grogu. they have like rotoscope, is rotoscope the word? They have like claymation rotoscoped fucking mechs in that movie.
00:52:31
IGOTTADUMP
I thought that was neat.
00:52:48
IGOTTADUMP
Interesting.
00:52:49
JohhnyCAGE
And you're like, wait, is that what I think it is? And like they're moving around and you're like, oh my God, that's really sick. But um yeah, sorry. But yeah, dude, like two, three in. I was, don't want say i was a hater, but I didn't have high hopes for this.
00:53:04
JohhnyCAGE
i was like, all right. Yeah, it was and is a weird thing.
00:53:04
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it was it was definitely a weird thing to exist.
00:53:09
IGOTTADUMP
it Yeah, it is a weird thing.
00:53:10
JohhnyCAGE
But um
00:53:13
JohhnyCAGE
yeah, he's um it's good, dude. I don't know what to say.
00:53:17
IGOTTADUMP
Mm-hmm.
00:53:18
JohhnyCAGE
um And it's different, so he's more violent than I was expecting. ah For sure, I'll say that.
00:53:25
IGOTTADUMP
well There's a few F-bombs and shit. It's pretty cool.
00:53:27
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and a guy gets his throat slashed graphically. doesn't... ah he doesn't kill people but he kind of does kill people like he's he's not peter parker life is precious yeah but but i mean like like because the thing is is like they all went they were all in the war you know so i don't think anybody holds that uh that kind of those types of values and at this in this verse um and and it doesn't bother me i don't think it's out of place i think it's fitting um
00:53:39
IGOTTADUMP
He's like a meme. He maims people. It seems like, right?
00:54:02
JohhnyCAGE
But yeah, dude, I'm, yeah, I'm into it.
00:54:06
JohhnyCAGE
But yes, yes.
00:54:06
IGOTTADUMP
Salcha.
00:54:07
IGOTTADUMP
Salcha. Already kind of better than Daredevil.
00:54:11
Steve-O
That's awesome.
00:54:12
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
00:54:12
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, a little bit.
00:54:12
Steve-O
I mean, it's a bummer for a daredevil, but that's awesome that they're already better than daredevil.
00:54:15
IGOTTADUMP
Let's be real.
00:54:15
JohhnyCAGE
I mean, again, i dare Daredevil's like perfectly fine. um But, you know, this has the X factor of like, I thought it was going to be kind of bad and it's not bad at all. I mean, quite the opposite.
00:54:25
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's very fresh.
00:54:25
JohhnyCAGE
So, yeah.
00:54:26
IGOTTADUMP
It's a fresh take.
00:54:29
JohhnyCAGE
But i yeah, I don't know, Chris, if there's anything else, but we can talk about the big boy.
00:54:35
IGOTTADUMP
No, no. Oh, well, we did watch one movie that we forgot about.
00:54:39
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, yeah.
00:54:42
IGOTTADUMP
I didn't even talk about yet.
00:54:42
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, we are too.
00:54:45
IGOTTADUMP
Two?
00:54:45
JohhnyCAGE
What are you going to talk? Well, what are you going to talk about?
00:54:48
IGOTTADUMP
No. the the The newest film that just came out?
00:54:50
JohhnyCAGE
Well, i i when I said the main event, this is what I was referring Chris, when I said the main event, that's what I was referring to.
00:54:54
IGOTTADUMP
Oh! Okay, okay. My bad.
00:54:56
JohhnyCAGE
God damn it.
00:54:57
IGOTTADUMP
My bad.
00:54:58
JohhnyCAGE
You know what?
00:54:58
IGOTTADUMP
My bad.
00:54:59
JohhnyCAGE
This is like the cuck chair all over again.
00:55:00
IGOTTADUMP
who
00:55:02
JohhnyCAGE
Get out of here. Jesus Christ. i was like, do you go or should I go or do we watch?
00:55:08
JohhnyCAGE
do we What do we do here?
00:55:08
IGOTTADUMP
we, Devin and I went to go see Backrooms the film in a theater, not on YouTube
00:55:13
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:55:17
JohhnyCAGE
Yes. And we saw a late showing. This is important.
00:55:21
Steve-O
Oh, that's scary.
00:55:23
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I had I had a day. i had a quite the day. i was at a convention earlier and, you know, we did some fun things and it was pretty cool. I mean, Jenny, not Chris wasn't involved.
00:55:35
JohhnyCAGE
But then I was like, oh, by the way, we got like last showing of the night tickets for the back rooms.
00:55:36
IGOTTADUMP
yay, we had a good day
00:55:44
JohhnyCAGE
um So we got it and we were on time, I'd say, you know, and Chris calls me and he's like, hey, are you at the theater yet? I'm like, no, I'm like 10 minutes out.
00:55:56
JohhnyCAGE
And apparently they had a a power outage, Chris.
00:56:00
JohhnyCAGE
And the movie got delayed like. 40 minutes or something.
00:56:00
IGOTTADUMP
Yep.
00:56:06
Steve-O
Oh my God.
00:56:07
JohhnyCAGE
And listen, I'm not trying to be that guy, but we're a little bit older.
00:56:13
JohhnyCAGE
That hits a little harder. That hits a little harder when you're like... ah li Dude, honestly, yeah, because it's like... My thing is, is like if I'm going to see an 11 p.m. show or a midnight show, if I know it is, I can accept that.
00:56:13
IGOTTADUMP
We were all getting, we all got preemptively grumpy.
00:56:32
JohhnyCAGE
But if I'm going to see a 10.30 show and it's 11.15 by the time I fucking get in there...
00:56:37
IGOTTADUMP
And when you show up to the theater at that time and have to wait.
00:56:39
JohhnyCAGE
yeah at at the appropriate time yeah yeah
00:56:41
IGOTTADUMP
And also told by the manager and the person working the the booth that theater time was fine and walking in to a being spoiled by the end of Backrooms.
00:56:54
JohhnyCAGE
yes yes chris walked into the fucking up basically uh i don't like just a shotgun
00:56:56
Steve-O
No.
00:57:02
IGOTTADUMP
One of the most unhinged scenes in the movie. Easily.
00:57:06
JohhnyCAGE
Like, did you like, did you walk in your oh shit? Or were you like, what the fuck? And then you're like, I need to leave. This is definitely.
00:57:12
IGOTTADUMP
oh yeah, no. It was what the fuck was that?
00:57:15
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:57:16
IGOTTADUMP
and Yeah, I thought I was like, oh, it's gotta be over now.
00:57:16
Steve-O
oh my gosh.
00:57:17
JohhnyCAGE
but Then but then you it did you did it again. Right. It like a 10 minutes later, like it has to be over by now.
00:57:27
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, my God.
00:57:27
Steve-O
They kept walking you into the theater.
00:57:29
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, two times, Chris.
00:57:29
Steve-O
You're like, all right, well, now it's...
00:57:30
IGOTTADUMP
I walked in and it was
00:57:32
JohhnyCAGE
Two times, Chris got spoiled.
00:57:33
IGOTTADUMP
It's much more minor.
00:57:36
JohhnyCAGE
But still, you're like, yeah. But at that point, you're like, you've seen enough movies to know. You're like, I'm watching the last five minutes of this movie, essentially.
00:57:45
IGOTTADUMP
it felt like.
00:57:45
JohhnyCAGE
Like, yeah.
00:57:46
IGOTTADUMP
It did feel.
00:57:48
JohhnyCAGE
So anyway, we we go, we we see the back rooms. And they to be fair, they did just jump right into it, no credits. um And yeah, I was, um I don't want to say I was like suspicious of this movie being good.
00:58:05
JohhnyCAGE
But I had said before, I was like, I had a theory that i was like, maybe these movies, maybe these like backroom things are only good when you're watching it in your computer, on your computer at like midnight by yourself, right?
00:58:19
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, i think everybody. i thought that. i thought that too.
00:58:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:58:23
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I was just like, because the trailers really weren't doing anything for me Yeah, it was really interesting because, and and again, and this is no, I'm not trying to compare the two, right?
00:58:23
IGOTTADUMP
Like, I didn't really know how this was going to jump.
00:58:31
JohhnyCAGE
But like, me, I was coming off of like what I think is one of the best horror films I've seen and a decade right so i was like god damn like this is gonna be tough for me to get in that you know in that there's just gonna be unfair comparisons no matter what um but no dude this is um i i think the guy pretty much pulled it off at kane parsons
00:58:56
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. I think there... they're they are I think the beginning of the movie is probably the the weakest part of the movie.
00:59:07
JohhnyCAGE
like Like the very beginning or like like with the thing that he's basing.
00:59:09
IGOTTADUMP
I'd say the first act.
00:59:11
JohhnyCAGE
Okay, because in the very beginning, he's he's giving you the YouTube clip, essentially, right? He's like, oh, yeah, it's first person.
00:59:17
IGOTTADUMP
Yes. that That's fine.
00:59:18
JohhnyCAGE
It's like you're watching that.
00:59:19
IGOTTADUMP
um
00:59:19
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:59:20
IGOTTADUMP
I'd say the and like the the first act, it takes a bit to really...
00:59:25
JohhnyCAGE
It it's a it's a it's a it moves at its own pace, this movie.
00:59:26
IGOTTADUMP
get where
00:59:30
IGOTTADUMP
Yes.
00:59:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:59:31
IGOTTADUMP
However, I'd say at the beginning of the second act, it really captures the feeling of pretty much every one of these YouTube videos that we watch.
00:59:43
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
00:59:43
IGOTTADUMP
like
00:59:43
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
Film Techniques and Cinematography
00:59:44
IGOTTADUMP
it it And it also shows you a much cleaner, more polished version of those videos.
00:59:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's not all handheld, which which I was kind of curious because I was like, I still don't know if that worked.
00:59:55
IGOTTADUMP
Right.
01:00:01
JohhnyCAGE
Like, I'm like, should the whole movie have been this or should it have been you like the mix?
01:00:04
IGOTTADUMP
No, no, I think it worked fine.
01:00:07
JohhnyCAGE
You like the mix?
01:00:07
IGOTTADUMP
i i Yeah, I do. i i think in this case I do because I think, you know, the film footage stuff is wonderful and it it really works well on this film. um But I feel like this movie had to kind of stand on its own legs and be and have a story and a plot.
01:00:23
IGOTTADUMP
And I think with that comes like the the whole production, like the whole idea of making a movie, like this this clean...
01:00:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, ah yeah
01:00:32
IGOTTADUMP
clean look and and the cinematography in this film is is really good like it's it's everything what yeah it's clean this the effects are really good um there's there's a good mix of of some prosthetic effects and and some CGI stuff too um yeah it's just it this is a much more polished version of
01:00:38
JohhnyCAGE
honestly. No, I'd say, yeah, like I think it like it did look really good.
01:01:01
IGOTTADUMP
of the back rooms that we all really like, like, and it it's, it's, I think this is rare. i think it's hard to transfer something like this over. And I really think that's the, the biggest boon of this movie.
01:01:15
IGOTTADUMP
Like it's, that's, that's, this is, it's a hard jump to make, man.
01:01:17
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:01:19
IGOTTADUMP
You know?
01:01:19
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. And it, um, there's a, it's tough. Cause like the back rooms is, I don't want to say there's no plot like the, in the original, like YouTube clips and videos and things.
01:01:32
IGOTTADUMP
It's very much like, almost like Dark Souls, where there is plot, but it's kind of on the margins of it.
01:01:32
JohhnyCAGE
It's not like,
01:01:35
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, you're just like, this is, we're just we're just vibes. This is vibes instead of like plot.
01:01:40
IGOTTADUMP
Exactly.
01:01:40
JohhnyCAGE
So i was like, how's that going to work? Because there has to be a plot. And I do think it's it's good. And it serves, and he's he's trying to tell a story. It's not just like, oh, we threw plot because like, I have to have a plot, right?
01:01:54
JohhnyCAGE
He's like trying to say something. um And it's kind of has like dual protagonist thing going on.
01:02:02
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, and you know, there there is some really tense, stressful, and deeply unsettling scenes. One one kind of reminded me of something from Texas Chainsaw Massacre a little bit.
01:02:09
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:02:15
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:16
JohhnyCAGE
That I'll be honest, that scene, I struggle with it because of just like the outside influence shit that was happening with that piece of shit.
01:02:16
IGOTTADUMP
You know, like
01:02:26
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah. Well, that's a whole nother story.
01:02:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. So Steve, um so we're, we're at like, we're at like not the end of the movie, but we're at the crescendo of the, like,
01:02:30
IGOTTADUMP
Assholes who watch movies.
01:02:34
Steve-O
Right.
01:02:39
JohhnyCAGE
every it's It's almost like all will be revealed type of shit. Like we're at that scene.
01:02:44
Steve-O
right
01:02:45
JohhnyCAGE
So we're we're in. We're in the movie. Like we're we're deep in. And this you hear behind us. I'm bored. i don't like this movie. I'm bored. I'm sorry. ah I'm just bored. I'm going leave. And you're like, all right, that's pretty fucking annoying. And then you hear two or three people get up and to leave.
01:03:04
JohhnyCAGE
You're like, all right, cool. Annoying, but whatever. And then like 10 seconds later, I'm bored. I'm fucking stupid. I'm bored. going to leave. And it's like, think Chris, ah you know, Chris.
01:03:17
JohhnyCAGE
politely tells her to shut the fuck up. um And then she starts yelling at Chris. Like, Chris is like, just leave, please. And it's like, it's like this sequence where this guy's having like a breakthrough, a real like character breakthrough.
01:03:34
JohhnyCAGE
um So I will be honest, a little bit of that sequence is a bit of a blur.
01:03:40
IGOTTADUMP
I know, man.
01:03:40
JohhnyCAGE
i And it's, but it's like, lady, if you're, if you're, so if you're bored,
01:03:41
Steve-O
Oh man, that's...
01:03:48
JohhnyCAGE
leave just leave lady yeah yeah yeah she do then yeah yeah and then and then like to not get up and because you keep saying i'm gonna leave it's like anyway yeah it just sucked because like yeah like deep plot shit was happening during this and and it's just like all i could think of was that fucking lady yeah yeah it was a good scene
01:03:50
IGOTTADUMP
She's doing it for attention. She's doing it for attention.
01:03:52
Steve-O
Yeah, actively saying these things out loud in a theater...
01:04:10
IGOTTADUMP
It was a very, it was it was a good scene. It was really well done. And there there are aspects of it that I'm still thinking about, like visuals specifically, that really unsettling.
01:04:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is. um And I don't, maybe I'm just dumb, but like I didn't make the ai
01:04:31
JohhnyCAGE
correlation in, like I didn't make that until after seeing this, like until the movie is over. And I don't know if the original backrooms are anything like that, but the whole like Matt, like, yeah, yeah. This is kind of like dunking on AI. I was like, wow, that's pretty obvious. But like,
01:04:48
JohhnyCAGE
it didn't really, i didn't really acknowledge it until after the movie was over.
01:04:53
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, you know, it's it's kind of in the mood.
01:04:54
JohhnyCAGE
What did you, was any of that like, Yeah.
01:04:58
IGOTTADUMP
youd I'd say a a little bit um as far as like recreating certain like certain clips in the back rooms where they recreate an entire town.
01:05:05
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:05:08
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
01:05:08
IGOTTADUMP
And it's like that fake look to the town. I always got vibes
01:05:12
Steve-O
Oh, that's interesting.
01:05:13
JohhnyCAGE
and i will And I will say, and i will say i don't think this is i don't think this is a spoiler, but there's a really good description of the back rooms. Because it's it's a a hard movie to describe, right?
01:05:25
JohhnyCAGE
But he says, he's like, imagine if you're describing a dog to someone who doesn't know what a dog is. Like, you give as many details as you can. to this person who's like, I've never seen a dog, doesn't know what a dog is, and then watch them draw a picture of what a dog is based off what you said.
01:05:43
JohhnyCAGE
He's like, that's what the back rooms are like. He's like, it's yeah some things make sense, but the devils are in the details. Like, and I'm like, that's a really good way of describing it, honestly.
01:05:51
IGOTTADUMP
And those and those
01:05:51
Steve-O
That's it.
01:05:54
Steve-O
Yeah, the the AI stuff I never even thought about. But like the thing is, like the the whole backrooms thing spawned way before the whole like modern AI, like infiltrating itself into every facet of life.
01:06:04
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:06:07
Steve-O
So like that's a pretty interesting like spin by like King Pixels. Like that's that's very mature for a like freshman filmmaker to like, you know, kind of put something in there.
01:06:16
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, for like a
01:06:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:06:19
IGOTTADUMP
ah Yeah, and he is, this film is very impressive in a lot of ways in that, and you know, not just his youth, but like, again, the jump from YouTube to to cinema, there's so many YouTubers that are making movies that I haven't seen some of them, but I have heard bad things, you know, like, what does that mean?
01:06:36
JohhnyCAGE
Mm-hmm.
01:06:38
Steve-O
Iron Lung out now double asterisk. That was Markiplier's most recent Markiplier YouTube post.
01:06:46
IGOTTADUMP
Double asterisks?
01:06:47
Steve-O
Double asterisk.
01:06:48
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. yeah, like I haven't seen them. Some of them really give me like, oh, vibes. um
01:06:56
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:06:57
IGOTTADUMP
Shelby Oaks and and Iron Lung being the two.
01:06:59
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:07:01
IGOTTADUMP
um But yeah, this is so, so impressive. And like I said, though, I do think it is not quite there yet, though.
01:07:10
Steve-O
Okay.
01:07:11
IGOTTADUMP
Right?
01:07:11
Steve-O
You think like another one or two under his belt?
01:07:11
IGOTTADUMP
Right.
01:07:17
IGOTTADUMP
think he needs to get better at writing dialogue.
01:07:20
Steve-O
That's fair. He never has like really had to deal with characters. So.
01:07:26
IGOTTADUMP
I think dialogue's the devil in the details in this scenario.
01:07:26
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Like, like, yeah they're they're it's Yeah, because it's like I do think he like nails that description.
01:07:29
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:07:34
JohhnyCAGE
But also, it's just it's the guy who, like not creative, but it's the guy most well-known for the Batgirls concept. So I'd like to think he has a pretty good fucking idea on how to describe what those things are.
01:07:46
JohhnyCAGE
But yeah, dialogue's fine.
01:07:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:07:49
JohhnyCAGE
You know?
01:07:49
IGOTTADUMP
it's It's, yeah, it's okay.
01:07:51
IGOTTADUMP
It's not great.
01:07:52
Steve-O
That's probably better than like marble hornets from back in the day.
01:07:57
IGOTTADUMP
Well, I mean, that's a low bar, dog.
01:07:57
JohhnyCAGE
yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah
01:08:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:08:02
JohhnyCAGE
You know, there there was one thing that I was kind of getting a little frustrated with, but like just at the peak of my frustration is like the last time they deal with it. But, you know, when he he when he finds the.
01:08:16
JohhnyCAGE
Such it's a it's a wall. It's not like a false wall. It's just like just magic. Right. He just phases in and out of the wall from where he is to the back rooms.
01:08:24
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:08:25
JohhnyCAGE
um So it has to like got a lot of gravitas. Right. The moment. And then they do this like four more times, three or four more times.
01:08:33
IGOTTADUMP
Really, oh, really, really good sound, ah good soundtrack too.
01:08:38
JohhnyCAGE
Yes.
01:08:38
JohhnyCAGE
Yes. Good soundtrack. Good sound design. Yeah.
01:08:38
IGOTTADUMP
Like those, yeah, cool sound design, cool little music for going through the the barrier and everything.
01:08:45
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but but I will say, like by like the last time they like were doing it, and I was like, we there doesn't need to be the mystery of the wall is done.
01:08:47
IGOTTADUMP
It's cool.
01:08:56
JohhnyCAGE
like Stop it. like It's important for this character who's never gone through the wall thing, but like i don't need you don't need to set the scene up and build it up like it's this big fucking heavy thing, because I've seen it seven times.
01:08:58
Steve-O
I don't
01:09:08
IGOTTADUMP
It felt like it was it was felt like it was trying to be too realistic.
01:09:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah. like it It makes sense for that character, but like as a viewer, I've seen them go through the wall seven times at this point.
01:09:15
IGOTTADUMP
Like...
01:09:19
IGOTTADUMP
yeah Yeah, like, he he I guess the term is he shows a lot of shoe leather in this movie.
01:09:22
JohhnyCAGE
like I'm good. Just go through the fucking wall because let's get to the rest of the movie.
01:09:31
Steve-O
Okay.
01:09:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:09:32
IGOTTADUMP
Right? Like, I feel like he could cut that down little bit.
01:09:35
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. But it's really nitpicky, right? like we're We're kind of nitpicking.
01:09:38
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's true.
01:09:39
JohhnyCAGE
So...
01:09:40
Steve-O
But like, that's like the mark of like an actual film though, is the fact that like you have criticism.
01:09:45
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, dude, that's a pretty good point.
01:09:46
JohhnyCAGE
yeah yeah yeah
01:09:48
IGOTTADUMP
Because let me tell you something. There was something in the beginning of the movie that I didn't really particularly like, but it went completely full circle, came right back at the end, perfectly constructed,
01:10:01
IGOTTADUMP
I was very impressed by that. That part of the script made me go, ah cool. this is This is a movie. This is what you're supposed to do.
01:10:09
Steve-O
a
01:10:12
Steve-O
I'm excited to see this. I've really wanted to, so at some point I need to get to it.
01:10:13
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
01:10:17
JohhnyCAGE
Chris, text me what scene you're talking about cause I'm curious.
01:10:21
IGOTTADUMP
and Okay.
01:10:21
JohhnyCAGE
um But yeah, yeah. that ah Also, I say, dude, I'd say good sit. If I gave Mando, Mando and Grogu a good sit, this is a good sit.
01:10:34
IGOTTADUMP
I'd say a good sit is exactly that's perfect.
01:10:37
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:10:37
IGOTTADUMP
Like this is the epitome of that. I think we're almost there.
01:10:39
JohhnyCAGE
Just like, I don't want to give it a Mary, you know.
01:10:42
IGOTTADUMP
it's It's like such it's so close though. to mayor I'm so close to marrying this one.
01:10:45
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's it's like...
01:10:47
IGOTTADUMP
I'm one drunken night away from a phone call.
01:10:50
JohhnyCAGE
All right, Chris, do you feel like... Do you feel like if you didn't get pseudo-spoiled twice that it would have been a Mary?
01:11:02
IGOTTADUMP
No, I'm like being really like, I'm as unbiased as possible because I really respect the series so much.
01:11:04
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. Be gracious.
01:11:10
IGOTTADUMP
I really do.
01:11:10
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:11:10
IGOTTADUMP
Like I respect the guy who made it too. So yeah, no, I'm, I'm being ah as upfront and unbiased as I can be about this. No, no, no emotion.
01:11:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah,
01:11:23
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Yeah.
01:11:25
Steve-O
That's awesome. um I'm ecstatic to see this then.
01:11:29
JohhnyCAGE
yeah dude. it's ah it's We're in a good spot. Horror, I don't think we've had a strong... like Maybe I'm a little bit biased. I'm always just down to watch horror shit, but like this...
01:11:42
Steve-O
Was there a drop off?
01:11:45
JohhnyCAGE
I just feel like we've had really good horror films this year. Like, but start like, and I'm not saying they all got to be like crazy good. Like they don't all have to be obsessions or weapons quality.
01:12:00
JohhnyCAGE
But like I hear really good things about primate. You know, I still haven't seen that. But like just all the hard stuff has come out has been like objectively pretty good.
01:12:11
JohhnyCAGE
Like it's all been a good time.
01:12:11
IGOTTADUMP
You know, i I will steal something from ah from Red Letter Media, though.
01:12:16
IGOTTADUMP
I did watch their review recently, and I...
01:12:17
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
01:12:19
IGOTTADUMP
Rich... Not Rich. Oh, my God. I'm blanking on their names. of
01:12:25
JohhnyCAGE
Rich Evans and er Jay.
01:12:26
Steve-O
ja
01:12:27
IGOTTADUMP
Jay.
01:12:27
JohhnyCAGE
and
01:12:28
IGOTTADUMP
Jay said, like, I'm really happy that, like, all these wonderful young filmmakers are making, like, these really great horror movies, but I kind of want them to make something else.
01:12:39
IGOTTADUMP
Like, it's all horror. Like, I...
01:12:42
JohhnyCAGE
its yeah It is not odd, but it's strange that they all seem to veer towards horror, even the ones that don't have a ah pretty hefty background.
01:12:53
IGOTTADUMP
Right.
01:12:53
JohhnyCAGE
The Raka Raka guys, i wouldn't have said...
01:12:54
IGOTTADUMP
Like, where are where are the Tarantinos in the 90s and the Paul Thomas Andersons and shit, like, making, like, Boogie Nights and kind of grounded...
01:13:06
IGOTTADUMP
dramas but action and you know like what there's no diversity in in genre
01:13:08
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
01:13:13
Steve-O
I think it's because horror is, it's easy to do a low budget horror movie.
01:13:20
IGOTTADUMP
you're absolutely right absolutely yep you can do you can really play with the plot and the characters quite a bit
01:13:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, sure. and And I think it leasts lends itself to being the most experimental. I did watch. Yeah. So, you know, the
01:13:33
IGOTTADUMP
Or at least that's like, it's, it's, it sucks because it's like, and it's a twofold problem with horror movies. I love horror movies. This is coming from someone who's grown up watching them, but like, it's how society views them.
01:13:47
IGOTTADUMP
How like so much they're just like, meh, like they don't, they're so, if they're bad, they're nothing. If they're great, they're great. Like they're, people are so like, they don't want to legitimize them.
01:14:01
IGOTTADUMP
They're not legitimate.
01:14:02
Steve-O
No, you're right.
01:14:03
IGOTTADUMP
And any type of art community. So it's so easy to to make these that horror movies that fly under the radar, that are really cheap, that are really experimental because people don't care.
01:14:16
IGOTTADUMP
you know, the people that matter, at least it seems in Hollywood, don't seem to care.
01:14:19
Steve-O
Yeah, it's um because like even, you know, Zack Greger, who is like making banger after banger, like because he's been kind of tethered to horror, I think there are still people out there who, you know, they don't really like they're still like kind of having doubt in like, oh, my God, is Zack Greger making a Resident Evil movie?
01:14:43
Steve-O
Like, this is going to be so bad.
01:14:43
IGOTTADUMP
I know.
01:14:45
Steve-O
It's like, what are you talking about? Like,
01:14:47
IGOTTADUMP
It's because these people have no, no, like almost no like creative or cultural memory of horror movies.
01:14:47
JohhnyCAGE
like get
01:14:54
Steve-O
Right.
01:14:54
JohhnyCAGE
They don't have opinions unless they read a tweet that vibes with how they feel.
01:14:54
Steve-O
And like, the thing is
01:14:58
IGOTTADUMP
That too.
01:14:58
Steve-O
that, yeah, there's echo chambers in full swing nowadays, but I'd love to see Zach Krieger do, you know, a heist movie or something.
01:15:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's I think it's worse than it's ever been. Yeah.
01:15:11
IGOTTADUMP
Now, listen, I don't know how true this is, but I remember reading something about Stephen King and about how when he was young, like he wanted to be a writer when he was like 17, right?
01:15:22
IGOTTADUMP
And he went to his local bookstore and he went through each of like the rows of like genres and he looked at like drama and it was like huge. It was like this huge section for drama and he looked at like comedy and it was huge section of comedy. Then he looked at horror and it was like one row and he was like, well...
01:15:40
IGOTTADUMP
well, I know what I'm writing.
01:15:42
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:15:43
Steve-O
This is mine.
01:15:44
IGOTTADUMP
Like, yeah is that what it is is? that like as simple as it is? Is it just financially like that's, there's not a lot of them that are great and you you can make a great one still and you won't get lost in the mix.
01:15:59
Steve-O
I don't know.
01:15:59
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:15:59
Steve-O
Like, that's interesting because looking at it now, i would say like horror would be like huge. Like if you went down like ah like a movie wall, like if if Blockbuster was still around and you went to the horror section, it would be like just a lined like wall to wall.
01:16:18
IGOTTADUMP
I guess is it's a little different with books because there are like so few great books and a bookstore is filled with books.
01:16:18
Steve-O
Like.
01:16:26
IGOTTADUMP
So they have to like, you know, condense genres down to the best of the best to put out there.
01:16:27
Steve-O
Right.
01:16:32
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:16:34
IGOTTADUMP
So I, that's, I think more or less what I'm, what I'm getting at. Like there's so few considered classic horror movies that it's so easy to make one.
01:16:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:16:43
Steve-O
It's horror, a younger genre.
01:16:46
IGOTTADUMP
it's it's It's just not accepted.
01:16:46
JohhnyCAGE
I think so, yeah.
01:16:48
IGOTTADUMP
It's not like nobody of of any type of award statue or statute would ever give it an award. like It's never been respected.
Horror and Comedy in Cinema
01:16:58
IGOTTADUMP
so the
01:16:58
Steve-O
I mean, some of the most like famous directors got their start with horror, but like then they branched out to other stuff.
01:17:02
JohhnyCAGE
But yeah, i do think I do think like, but it's like, it's you can experiment.
01:17:04
IGOTTADUMP
Exactly.
01:17:08
JohhnyCAGE
It's a safe sandbox experiment. Maybe cut your teeth a little bit.
01:17:11
IGOTTADUMP
It is true.
01:17:12
Steve-O
Mm.
01:17:12
JohhnyCAGE
And then, because, yeah, and then it's like, okay, whatever.
01:17:13
IGOTTADUMP
You cut your teeth, yes. But it does seem like people are are are instead of just cutting their teeth, they're just like, nope, you're just going to keep making horror movies.
01:17:15
JohhnyCAGE
But
01:17:21
JohhnyCAGE
yeah.
01:17:22
IGOTTADUMP
Like, I love this.
01:17:22
JohhnyCAGE
the man It's like, dude, the last like two, three years, I was like, the quality is so good. Like, we've got such good quality shit, dude.
01:17:28
IGOTTADUMP
I know.
01:17:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:17:29
IGOTTADUMP
You're right. It's almost like i am I am yelling at the gift horse in front of me. like i am i'm I'm looking at directly in its fucking mouth.
01:17:36
JohhnyCAGE
ah yeah
01:17:39
IGOTTADUMP
and i've And I'm looking at its tiny teeth and there's just this little cavity in the back.
01:17:39
Steve-O
It's...
01:17:46
IGOTTADUMP
And I'm kicking it.
01:17:46
JohhnyCAGE
Chris just left to make another horse analogy. Just let that horse through the gate. Chris, just let the, you know, it's a gift.
01:17:51
IGOTTADUMP
I guess. I'm looking too deep into it.
01:17:54
JohhnyCAGE
It's a gift. Just let through the gate.
01:17:55
Steve-O
Let the next horse in.
01:17:56
JohhnyCAGE
Nothing bad will happen.
01:17:58
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, this's this won't, this is not a bubble or anything.
01:17:59
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. This will, this will bite me in the ass later.
01:18:03
Steve-O
Oh,
01:18:03
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. um No, yeah. It's just, I do think we're in like a kind of like a horror golden age because it's, dude, like, even like something probably on the level of something like
01:18:21
JohhnyCAGE
ah like the snowman horror film from like, you know, the fucking nineties and two thousands, like the really schlocky, shitty ones, Jack Frost, like, like the version of Jack Frost that we're getting now is like art, the clown, it's like terrifier.
01:18:28
Steve-O
Jack Frost.
01:18:29
IGOTTADUMP
Jack Frost. Thank you.
01:18:30
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, Chris, Chris. yeah
01:18:37
JohhnyCAGE
Right. So it's like, that's still good, dude.
01:18:39
IGOTTADUMP
whole nother world.
01:18:39
JohhnyCAGE
That's still like awesome. And like, I don't know. Yeah. It's very much. It's tough. Cause it's like, you want to, I don't want to say it's a problem yet, but I could see the i could see the critique.
01:18:53
Steve-O
I think it's because every other genre costs so much more to make now.
01:18:57
JohhnyCAGE
that's yeah I was just about to say, yeah, budget.
01:18:59
IGOTTADUMP
that's that's ab youre That is a big part of it too.
01:19:00
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, low budget.
01:19:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:19:01
IGOTTADUMP
don't Don't get me wrong.
01:19:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:19:03
Steve-O
And also comedy.
01:19:03
IGOTTADUMP
Dude,
01:19:04
Steve-O
Comedy is so sparse now.
01:19:07
IGOTTADUMP
it's because, you know, it's it that's the hardest thing to make.
01:19:11
JohhnyCAGE
Well, I...
01:19:11
IGOTTADUMP
and i At least it's it's always been said that way. like
01:19:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah, comedies are so hard to write.
01:19:15
IGOTTADUMP
Woody Allen said, you know, gotta, I was a terrible person to quote, but he did say, you know, drama, you just gotta hit the target.
01:19:22
JohhnyCAGE
He said, ah you you love who you love, right? with the apple
01:19:25
IGOTTADUMP
drama
01:19:26
JohhnyCAGE
Can't help who you love.
01:19:26
IGOTTADUMP
adra In drama, you just got to hit the target. With comedy, you have to hit the bullseye over and over and over again.
01:19:34
JohhnyCAGE
That's 100%. And I think we're still like in in film. I think we're in this like kind of in-between where we haven't quite figured out like what the meta like what the meta for comedy is yet.
01:19:46
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:19:46
JohhnyCAGE
Like, you know, we had ah we had like the 50 the super bad. Like we had found it. We OK, this is the dish. um
01:19:56
Steve-O
Yeah, what's that director's name?
01:19:56
JohhnyCAGE
Before that, we had like the wrong she comedies.
01:19:58
IGOTTADUMP
Judd Apatow?
01:19:59
Steve-O
Yeah, Judd Apatow.
01:19:59
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, the Judd Apatow, like, all that kind of, like, dramedy, almost. um And now it's like, well, the only things that are funny that are making hits online are, like, 30-second fucking clips.
01:20:11
IGOTTADUMP
Hmm.
01:20:12
JohhnyCAGE
And you can't do that, right? You can't make a movie, or they they haven't cracked that code yet. um
01:20:12
Steve-O
Right.
01:20:18
IGOTTADUMP
Something that I find universally funny throughout every generation that I've talked to is smiling friends.
01:20:18
JohhnyCAGE
So, yeah, I think comedies are just...
01:20:26
IGOTTADUMP
Ha ha
01:20:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:20:27
JohhnyCAGE
Smiling friends?
01:20:28
JohhnyCAGE
I... Yeah, I would say I'd say that I would also say just like.
01:20:28
IGOTTADUMP
I could talk to anybody about smiling friends.
01:20:32
Steve-O
Like a cheat code.
01:20:33
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:20:36
JohhnyCAGE
Caveman fun, like funny when you're a caveman, funny when you're 98 years old, Jackass.
01:20:41
Steve-O
Yeah. I hate to say it man.
01:20:43
JohhnyCAGE
I think the Jackass comedy is just like. Guy falls down like it's that's innately in your DNA funny, right?
01:20:49
Steve-O
Guy falls down. if That's funny.
01:20:50
IGOTTADUMP
That is funny.
01:20:52
JohhnyCAGE
And that's.
01:20:53
Steve-O
Dude, can I hit you with another one, Devin?
01:20:53
JohhnyCAGE
Hit me. Hit me.
01:20:56
Steve-O
Guy farts.
01:20:57
JohhnyCAGE
Farts. I love farts, dude.
01:20:57
IGOTTADUMP
oh
01:20:59
Steve-O
unexpected fart.
01:21:00
JohhnyCAGE
One of my favorite,
01:21:01
IGOTTADUMP
I just did the Denzel Washington meme where he slaps his chest.
01:21:04
Steve-O
It's good.
01:21:05
JohhnyCAGE
you know, one of my favorite fart videos currently, ah i have a list, but currently is the guy that asks his Alexa to fart. And he's whispering. So she's like, I'm going to whisper too. And he's like, okay.
01:21:21
JohhnyCAGE
And she farts a few times. He's like, would you like me to fart again? He's like, yeah, yeah. big one and it's like the loudest we is flu and it's fucking kills me every time
01:21:30
IGOTTADUMP
ah ah
01:21:31
Steve-O
but
01:21:35
IGOTTADUMP
ah
01:21:35
JohhnyCAGE
he's like pleases he's disgusted he's like oh god but um yeah what's a snooker match oh no
01:21:36
Steve-O
Dude, that's comedy.
01:21:37
Steve-O
That's comedy.
01:21:40
IGOTTADUMP
one of my One of my all-time favorites in in most enf farting, really. I got really into farting at snooker matches in England.
01:21:52
Steve-O
I know exactly what you're talking about, Chris.
01:21:54
IGOTTADUMP
Alright, so snooker is like
01:21:54
Steve-O
I have seen this.
01:21:57
JohhnyCAGE
New fetish unlocked. Let's go.
01:22:00
IGOTTADUMP
It's like this English form of of pool where there's like all these like colored balls on the table.
01:22:04
JohhnyCAGE
yeah Okay.
01:22:06
IGOTTADUMP
But the difference is, i don't know if pool's like this, but everybody is like silent when they're playing Snooker.
01:22:12
Steve-O
m
01:22:13
IGOTTADUMP
The audience has to be quiet. like Everybody has to be quiet. So when people like let one rip in the audience and there are mics everywhere, yeah, and like it always gets like a response.
01:22:21
JohhnyCAGE
It really...
01:22:23
Steve-O
You hear it.
01:22:28
Steve-O
I always thought it was like, I always thought it was like their opponent farting to like try and throw them off.
01:22:28
IGOTTADUMP
people
01:22:33
IGOTTADUMP
oh no well there's a compilation where it's
01:22:35
JohhnyCAGE
I just watched one.
01:22:40
IGOTTADUMP
there's a compilation of them because it's like the the player does it once it's like audience it's in the audience and it's just it's it's so it's pure comedy
01:22:49
Steve-O
That's funny, dude.
01:22:50
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, my.
01:22:54
Steve-O
The internet has made it hard to write comedy because you can't write that.
01:22:54
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:23:01
IGOTTADUMP
I know you can't.
01:23:01
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:23:02
JohhnyCAGE
yeah And yeah, does anyone want to, and like, i hate to say it, right?
01:23:02
IGOTTADUMP
It's so real.
01:23:04
IGOTTADUMP
It's so real.
01:23:09
JohhnyCAGE
But does anybody want to see like the latest drama by fucking Markiplier? No shade. I'm just like, okay.
01:23:20
IGOTTADUMP
Like real drama or like
01:23:21
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, like like he's like, oh, i want to I want my first film to be like a drama. Like, no, dude, I'm good.
01:23:27
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, oh, I see.
01:23:28
Steve-O
Like Markiplier's like, I'm going to do One Flew Over the Koo-Koo's Nest to remake.
01:23:28
JohhnyCAGE
You know, I'm just saying it's top. Yeah, it's just that I think horror is just
01:23:34
IGOTTADUMP
Just so we're all we're on the same page here. We haven't watched anything he's been in, right?
01:23:36
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:23:38
IGOTTADUMP
Thus far? None of us?
01:23:40
Steve-O
I watched his little silly Markiplier heist, but aside from that, no.
01:23:45
JohhnyCAGE
No. All
01:23:47
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, like like narrative stories.
01:23:47
Steve-O
Not his actual films.
01:23:51
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
01:23:52
Steve-O
No.
01:23:53
IGOTTADUMP
okay
01:23:55
Steve-O
I don't know if he's a good actor.
01:23:55
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:23:55
JohhnyCAGE
right.
01:23:57
IGOTTADUMP
I don't either. i have real...
01:23:58
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. I mean, listen, you don't have to just be a good director. Good writer, just something.
01:24:03
IGOTTADUMP
is he he's he's He directed Iron Lung too, right?
01:24:06
Steve-O
Yeah, he starred and directed.
01:24:07
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I think so. He was like all of it, right? He was just writing over director.
01:24:09
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:11
JohhnyCAGE
get it.
01:24:11
Steve-O
Producer.
01:24:12
JohhnyCAGE
You know what I don't like? I don't like when Mr. Beast comments on anything about a YouTuber doing well in Hollywood, though.
01:24:23
JohhnyCAGE
I'm like, fuck you. He's like, oh, Cain Parsons, this is how it is now. And I'm like, fuck you. I immediately am like, you know a Backroom sucked.
01:24:29
Steve-O
Yeah, I hear Mr. Beast.
01:24:32
JohhnyCAGE
Fuck you, Mr.
01:24:32
Steve-O
Oh, did he tainted it for you?
01:24:32
JohhnyCAGE
Beast.
01:24:33
IGOTTADUMP
ah
01:24:35
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know.
01:24:36
Steve-O
Tainted, you've ruined it
01:24:36
JohhnyCAGE
There's something. There's just something about that guy that makes me.
01:24:38
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, you take the good with the bad, my friend. YouTube's full of bad.
01:24:41
JohhnyCAGE
know.
01:24:43
IGOTTADUMP
won't deny it. i won an i
01:24:44
JohhnyCAGE
And I don't think I'm not even like a like a Mr. Beast hater. It's just like. Like, dude, you're too eager. Stop it.
01:24:53
Steve-O
It's that it's he smiles, but doesn't put like any light into any other part of his face.
01:24:57
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah.
01:24:59
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, listen, this is the this is the way the tide is going, my friend.
01:25:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:25:03
IGOTTADUMP
like this is We're going to see a lot of YouTubers getting contracts to make TV shows and movies to dab Bloodborne make this.
01:25:09
Steve-O
Well, mark our Mr. Beast, his stuff is is tanking.
01:25:11
JohhnyCAGE
Oh,
01:25:14
Steve-O
People don't want to watch the Beast games.
01:25:16
JohhnyCAGE
ah they're only making 60 million views instead of 75 million views.
01:25:16
IGOTTADUMP
that's stupid.
01:25:18
Steve-O
they're Yeah, they really do it so much.
01:25:21
IGOTTADUMP
I don't think that's going to stop people from getting YouTubers to make shit.
01:25:24
Steve-O
No, I think they're going to, you know, this King Pixels thing, it's like, you know, hey, once again, you know, the talent will rise to the top. Like, Cream will always, like, get there.
01:25:33
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. No, I figured it's he's he's such a big name in the YouTube space that it's like he's glomming on to people so much lower than him on the totem bowl success.
01:25:45
JohhnyCAGE
I'm like, I don't want the Mr. Beast stink to get on Kane Parsons. I don't want the Mr. Beast stink to get on fucking Curry Barker, you know, like get stay away, dude. Like.
01:25:58
JohhnyCAGE
I don't want to see you just throw a shitload of money and then next thing you know, he's like, hey, make a game show. Make a game show my YouTube channel. It'll do sick numbers.
01:26:07
IGOTTADUMP
I'll call the backrooms. That way can ever leave.
01:26:08
JohhnyCAGE
no Yeah.
01:26:09
Steve-O
Oh, that'd be so fun. And everybody's running around trying to get a million dollars.
01:26:13
IGOTTADUMP
Mr. Beast, ugly backroom. Go back and get a beast.
01:26:15
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. like Yeah, like, do you want you want to see the Mr. Beast backrooms like fucking collab?
01:26:15
Steve-O
Ugly backroom.
01:26:19
Steve-O
No.
01:26:22
JohhnyCAGE
I don't. Yeah. Anyway. All right. I'm falling down a
01:26:25
Steve-O
I want him to make a movie of, was that the oldest, the oldest house or what was it called?
01:26:30
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, Steve.
01:26:30
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Well, you know, I was thinking of, well, wait, are you talking, are you talking about the oldest house is control?
01:26:32
Steve-O
Oldest room? Oldest view.
01:26:33
IGOTTADUMP
i think it's the oldest house.
01:26:35
Steve-O
Oldest view oldest view
01:26:36
IGOTTADUMP
Oldest for you.
01:26:39
JohhnyCAGE
That's good.
01:26:39
Steve-O
That's control.
01:26:39
Steve-O
i always confuse it.
01:26:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:26:39
IGOTTADUMP
Oldest view. It is oldest view.
01:26:41
JohhnyCAGE
What's the oldest view? What is that?
01:26:43
Steve-O
The oldest view was King Pixel's second thing that he did on YouTube where it's like the mall that's underground.
01:26:44
IGOTTADUMP
The mall.
01:26:50
JohhnyCAGE
oh Oh, that's called. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're okay.
01:26:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:26:53
JohhnyCAGE
There's, um, there's shades of that.
01:26:54
Steve-O
That was like a masterpiece. Like that was like beautifully done.
01:26:56
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:26:57
JohhnyCAGE
Um,
01:26:57
IGOTTADUMP
See, that's the thing.
01:26:57
Steve-O
Right.
01:26:58
IGOTTADUMP
i don't like... yeah I guess you could make a movie about that, but like that's on its own. It's just wonderful.
01:27:03
Steve-O
Right.
01:27:03
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:27:04
IGOTTADUMP
no my guts
01:27:05
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:27:06
IGOTTADUMP
I think the back room was something you could... expand more into like, you know,
01:27:12
Steve-O
Yeah, like I know that like he came up with like a whole lore in his in his initial backrooms video.
01:27:18
JohhnyCAGE
He has like a Bible, a little back in Bible.
01:27:19
Steve-O
Yeah. um He's just minding his own business.
01:27:21
JohhnyCAGE
Well, I was watching some I, of course, right. ah The algorithm was like talking about, oh the this is how they're connected.
01:27:27
IGOTTADUMP
Devin fell into the back rooms.
01:27:31
JohhnyCAGE
And it's like, OK, Yeah, think I'll die. And I'm like, all all right, cool.
01:27:36
IGOTTADUMP
Freddie Fazbear is in the back rooms.
01:27:38
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. um Yeah, man, I'd say, a Steve, you are lousy with options.
01:27:46
Steve-O
I'm in for it.
01:27:47
JohhnyCAGE
In terms of what the what spooky thing to watch. Yeah.
01:27:51
Steve-O
Horror's good, you're saying? i Okay, good.
01:27:52
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:27:53
IGOTTADUMP
I have watched just a real, I'm going to make this real quick because know we're going to do a big game thing, but I did watch a haunted Minecraft mod recently.
01:27:59
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:28:03
Steve-O
Ooh. Oh,
01:28:05
IGOTTADUMP
i think it's called Wonderland.
01:28:08
Steve-O
I'm going to have to look this up, Chris. You know I'm a sucker for these things. Is this kind of like the My House Doomwad?
01:28:14
IGOTTADUMP
Kinda. Yeah, there's a lot of layers to it. And it's um it's definitely creepy in that there is a player that shows up in the mod with you who can, you know, destroy blocks and build stuff like you.
01:28:33
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's... it's And there's all these different dimensions. it's Yeah, it's something.
01:28:38
JohhnyCAGE
OK.
01:28:38
Steve-O
That's funny.
01:28:38
IGOTTADUMP
It's...
01:28:39
Steve-O
That's that sounds very cool.
01:28:40
IGOTTADUMP
It's a trip. It's a trip. It's, um, I would check it out if you get a chance. think it's called the Wonderland mod for Minecraft.
01:28:47
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm looking it up and i'm I'm seeing people doing their like deep dives into like the Wonderland dot jar mod.
01:28:55
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, nice.
01:28:57
Steve-O
um That's cool. This is cool.
01:28:59
IGOTTADUMP
Check it out. Very cool.
01:29:01
Steve-O
Thank you for for telling me about this, Chris.
01:29:03
IGOTTADUMP
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:29:04
JohhnyCAGE
you know You know what isn't cool?
01:29:04
Steve-O
All right, so what isn't cool?
01:29:08
JohhnyCAGE
how I feel when I play Mina the Hollower. That's not cool.
01:29:12
JohhnyCAGE
I I feel like a fraud. i don't know how I feel about this game.
01:29:12
Steve-O
Damn.
01:29:17
Steve-O
You feel like a fake gamer?
01:29:19
JohhnyCAGE
Do you? Well, it's like if IGN gives it a 10, it's it's a bad game. I don't it's not bad. It's not bad, but it's like.
01:29:29
Steve-O
So no mixtape.
01:29:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's better than next day, but it's like, all right, so I kickstarted Mina the Hollower because I love Shovel Knight.
01:29:38
Steve-O
Shovel Knight. Excellent.
01:29:38
JohhnyCAGE
And I knew i was slightly concerned when I played the demo of Mina, the Hollower, because I was like, I don't like this. I don't. Like Shovel Knight, I kind of immediately was like, yes, I love this.
01:29:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:29:53
JohhnyCAGE
i the It was easy enough, easy to. There was just something about Mina that and it's all on purpose. I don't think it's like. they just did a bad job. It's just the decisions they made, I do not like as a person who plays games.
01:30:10
Steve-O
okay
01:30:10
JohhnyCAGE
um And, you know, we were talking about before, like there's been so many comparisons. They're like, oh yeah, it's like a Souls-like Legend of Zelda, which doesn't really sound fun. And I would argue isn't fun. um It's, but my, frankly, my biggest issue with it is like, it's really twofold. It's,
01:30:31
JohhnyCAGE
Visually, i think it's gorgeous, but it's also, I think, worse. It's not as fun to navigate as like Shovel Knight was.
01:30:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:44
JohhnyCAGE
um It's because not like the pixels are better, right? Because the aesthetic for this is like Game Boy Color, which I, and like, yeah, like kind of like Legend of Zelda Link to the Path.
01:30:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:57
JohhnyCAGE
I don't, yeah, yeah, like I don't like that.
01:30:57
Steve-O
It's Link's Awakening style. Yeah.
01:31:01
JohhnyCAGE
look it's just everything's like fat and slow and just i don't i don't know like i don't even like in like binding of isaac like that's not a game style that i really tend to enjoy and it's like and visually it's kind of like it's tough because Mina, she she's a holler, so she tunnels and there's a lot of like jumping. You have to like tunnel under things or like tunnel and then do a jump to jump over things.
01:31:33
JohhnyCAGE
And it's tough when everything's like 2D and it just it's on the same plane. Right. So you have to like.
01:31:39
Steve-O
right
01:31:41
JohhnyCAGE
Learn what is what and the timing of the tunneling. is not friendly. um Again, I think it's on purpose. It's very much designed that way, but I do not like it.
01:31:56
JohhnyCAGE
And I, I'm like six and a half hours in I still do not like it. um And the other big issue I have with it is like, it's a, I guess it's a souls, like in the sense of you can kind of go anywhere roughly,
01:32:14
JohhnyCAGE
Um, so there's no, like,
01:32:21
JohhnyCAGE
it's going to sound mean, but like, I kinda, I kinda stand by it. There's no opportunity for what I would call like smart game design.
01:32:34
JohhnyCAGE
like, oh, it's cool because like you can't really do this and until you get that thing, right? Like like some of the best shit in Metroidvania is like, oh, like I want to go back to area because I don't have this power up yet.
01:32:39
Steve-O
Right.
01:32:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:32:45
Steve-O
That's like that literally classic Zelda. Like I got to get the hook shot in order to cross this gap.
01:32:48
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and that's what makes it... It's one of the aspects that does make that fun and that works in 3D, that works in 2D, that works in even games like this, I'd imagine.
01:32:58
Steve-O
hmm.
01:32:58
JohhnyCAGE
um But like since you can go to any of the sections at any time, the only thing that's really holding you back is like, you know, you have the money or just, you know, kind of difficulty of an area, I suppose.
01:33:12
JohhnyCAGE
um But like you can conceivably go to the the frost, the mountain area first. You could go to this area first. You could go to the the swamp whenever you want. Right. um But like so I'm doing is I'm just going through screens of just like.
01:33:28
JohhnyCAGE
ah it' tough i don't want to say ugly environments, but like hard to read environments. Right. where the timing is awkward and I don't like it. And if I'm not doing that, I'm falling in a hole and then dying.
01:33:43
JohhnyCAGE
Like I'm, I'm losing life and then I die. And then it's, it's fucking tough. And I, like, I just said, fuck it. And I threw on, I will say to its credit, it has, um accessibility options and, and you,
01:33:58
Steve-O
Yeah, i heard people complaining that that the game has these options.
01:34:02
JohhnyCAGE
No, that's not a problem. I threw them on. Like I said, you know what? Let me just throw on. um I'll take less damage, I'll make twice as more bones the the money.
01:34:13
JohhnyCAGE
So like when enemy gives you 10 bones, you'll get like 50 bones.
01:34:17
Steve-O
The bones are their money.
01:34:18
IGOTTADUMP
Mm-hmm.
01:34:18
JohhnyCAGE
Exactly, right? So like, that's what the game is.
01:34:20
Steve-O
Makes sense.
01:34:21
JohhnyCAGE
And i threw those on and I'm playing it. And but then there was this area that I'm like, I just don't understand how I'm supposed to navigate this. I keep no matter what, I'm falling into a fucking hole.
01:34:34
JohhnyCAGE
So I turned on no fall mode. Like i just walk over pits and I was like, I'll just do it for this section. But then I'm going through this whole level and I'm like, everything is irritating. Like everything is annoying.
01:34:49
JohhnyCAGE
And I was just like, and now I'm just playing it. And like I said, I'm about six and a half hours in. I've beaten two of the the areas. And then there's this whole other mini game that you do. Like once you like beat the boss and you activate the lights or whatever. That is ah awful. It's awful to play. It's a terrible, not fun experience. um
01:35:13
IGOTTADUMP
Devin, I found some reviews that might be helpful. This the most helpful reviews on Steam.
01:35:16
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:35:18
IGOTTADUMP
You want me to read one for you?
01:35:18
JohhnyCAGE
But yeah, likell I'll just finish out with this. um I'm like six and a half hours in. I think I'm done. Like, I don't think I'm even going to get through it.
01:35:26
Steve-O
Damn, tapped.
01:35:27
JohhnyCAGE
And this is a game like you're you're supposed to beat at the new game plus like five, six, seven times to like get everything or like get the whole story or whatever.
01:35:33
Steve-O
He
01:35:37
JohhnyCAGE
But I'm like, dude, yeah.
01:35:37
Steve-O
didn't even enjoy it once.
01:35:38
JohhnyCAGE
I was like, why am I doing this? Like, I'm not. I don't know. Yeah. And it's a shame because it's a 10, but I don't think it's a 10.
01:35:46
IGOTTADUMP
Here you go. Here's a review.
01:35:47
JohhnyCAGE
But yeah, hit hit me with some of these reviews.
01:35:50
IGOTTADUMP
This is a masterfully done game. Lots of people are salty.
01:35:52
JohhnyCAGE
hmm.
01:35:53
IGOTTADUMP
And yes, it's a skill issue.
01:35:57
JohhnyCAGE
i i
01:35:58
IGOTTADUMP
that helpful?
01:36:00
JohhnyCAGE
Helpful? No. Accurate? Probably.
01:36:04
JohhnyCAGE
um Probably. Listen, I hate the time the timing of this game is like, just repels me. I'm like, I hate the way this game wants me to play it.
01:36:04
IGOTTADUMP
Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:36:19
JohhnyCAGE
It's, ah I don't know. I would argue it's bad. And I know it's not. Like, I know it's not. But
01:36:27
IGOTTADUMP
is It's 20 hours.
01:36:30
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know how long. Let me look it up. um How long it's beats. And like, I might be a fraud because like I might go back to it.
01:36:40
JohhnyCAGE
Right. But.
01:36:40
IGOTTADUMP
It's only 20 bucks. That is, it's hard to like, it's hard to hate on that.
01:36:44
JohhnyCAGE
na No, no. It's not. It's not bad. It's 20 bucks. It looks gorgeous. It's just like.
01:36:51
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:36:52
JohhnyCAGE
There's a demo. Try the demo. but like and i And I don't normally say this, but I very much feel like pretty strongly about this.
01:36:57
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. All right
01:37:01
JohhnyCAGE
If you don't vibe with the demo, then like do not.
01:37:03
IGOTTADUMP
right.
01:37:05
JohhnyCAGE
but The game doesn't kind of like mixtape, right? If you don't vibe with the first like hour of that game, you it doesn't get better. um
01:37:13
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
01:37:14
JohhnyCAGE
So, Mean of the Hollow Earth. Now, granted, it's fairly new. So these hours might change, but it's a 16 and a half hours for main story. 21 hours to complete the whole thing which seems
01:37:25
IGOTTADUMP
Okay, that's like new New Game Plus and shit and everything.
01:37:28
JohhnyCAGE
yeah but that seems short considering they're like you there's like seven new game pluses i don't know i don't know maybe maybe once you beat it twice you can skip a bunch of stuff who knows yeah i i will say though like not to just be like a total brat and just shit on it um there's a lot it's so full of content though like you go to a town and
01:37:33
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, shit. Okay.
01:37:38
IGOTTADUMP
I gotta admit, having that whip, that's why love whips.
01:37:52
JohhnyCAGE
There's a big town there and like everybody you talk to has like something you can do like with them, right? Oh, give this guy some bones or find this thing and give it to this guy.
01:38:04
JohhnyCAGE
Like, oh, go into this.
01:38:05
IGOTTADUMP
ah there's like so much shit to to actually do in the world.
01:38:06
JohhnyCAGE
There's so much stuff in it. And then like I just went in this one area and then I just got this fishing rod and I can if I was like if I was enjoying the game, I'd be like, oh, shit.
01:38:10
IGOTTADUMP
That's cool.
01:38:16
JohhnyCAGE
now I'm just going to go fish for. the the rest of my life, I guess. It's just, I'm not, I don't like it I don't like it at all. Ah, and it's close.
01:38:27
IGOTTADUMP
This one, and this one is kind of drawing me a bit. I got a minute.
01:38:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. No, dude. Cause it.
01:38:32
IGOTTADUMP
I was looking at some of these videos.
01:38:32
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. It looks good. It's just, it's hot.
01:38:37
IGOTTADUMP
cool soundtrack too
01:38:37
JohhnyCAGE
It's bums me out. Yeah, sounds good. Music's good. It's just unfortunate. Like, I just think Shovel Knight is a better.
01:38:44
IGOTTADUMP
you like shovel knight too because love shovel knight okay
01:38:45
JohhnyCAGE
I love Shovel Knight, dude. Yeah, like, it bums me out. Like, I kickstarted this game. It bums me out that, like, I'm not vibing with it at all. And I was just concerned when I played the demo, and I was like, I don't really love this. And then...
01:39:01
JohhnyCAGE
When I played it, i was like, ah yep. But granted, you could just be me. Just throw on all the cheats and he just play through it. But even then, you know, like you're I'm not so ignorant to say that you're not losing something if you like just kind of.
01:39:21
JohhnyCAGE
throw on, like, make it almost impossible for you to die and just walk over all the the hoops, you know, all the the pitfalls and stuff like that, but this game's tough.
01:39:29
IGOTTADUMP
interesting
01:39:29
JohhnyCAGE
It is difficult. It is not easy.
01:39:35
Steve-O
You could have just sold me on a Link's Awakening game. I feel like when you take a game and you split it like that sometimes.
01:39:41
JohhnyCAGE
yeah listen And like I said, um there's a demo.
01:39:43
Steve-O
Can kind of deter you a little.
01:39:45
JohhnyCAGE
There's a demo. Try the demo. it is it is It's the experience, right?
01:39:49
IGOTTADUMP
it like Is it difficult like Celeste is difficult?
01:39:49
JohhnyCAGE
If you don't vibe with the demo...
01:39:52
IGOTTADUMP
ever play that?
01:39:54
JohhnyCAGE
No. But isn't Celeste kind of like a Super Meat Boy?
01:39:55
IGOTTADUMP
No.
01:39:57
JohhnyCAGE
like it's You fuck up, but it's you're really quickly back.
01:39:58
IGOTTADUMP
It is.
01:40:00
JohhnyCAGE
No, I heard this game has pretty gnarly runbacks.
01:40:00
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:40:03
Steve-O
Oh.
01:40:04
JohhnyCAGE
um So like you die, and then you run back, and then...
01:40:04
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Is it interconnected like Dark Souls?
01:40:10
JohhnyCAGE
The whole thing's interconnected, but like, but my argument to that is like, it doesn't really give you any opportunity for what I would call like good level design or good game design.
01:40:11
IGOTTADUMP
Like everything?
01:40:14
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. Okay.
01:40:22
JohhnyCAGE
Like it's not like if I can just go to any section at any time, like, I don't know. There's reasons to go back. It's just not appealing to me in the slightest. And it, it's bumming me out, man.
01:40:40
Steve-O
Devin, let me get your spirits up because games games are back.
01:40:40
JohhnyCAGE
But,
01:40:42
JohhnyCAGE
Get my spirits
01:40:47
Steve-O
Devin this week.
01:40:47
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:40:47
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, they're back. They're back.
01:40:48
Steve-O
Games are coming back real hard.
01:40:51
JohhnyCAGE
You know, i
01:40:55
JohhnyCAGE
I had to explain to Jenny what this week was. And she's like, oh, like really kind of like, you're you're stupid. Like, i was like, no, because like this guy...
01:41:06
Steve-O
yeah You feel real stupid, don't you?
01:41:08
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, i was like, like no, because this week, look it's like E3. She's like, what's E3? I'm like, okay, yeah, you're right. ah So like this week is like a lot of game news. And for those of you who don't know or need a reminder or whatever, right let's just talk about it.
01:41:24
JohhnyCAGE
This is the week. This is E3 used to be a thing. E3 is not a thing. This is the E3 game. replacement right we got playstation state of play tomorrow we got summer game fest on like thursday wednesday thursday something like that and then we got the xbox id uh on sunday and then in between that there's other smaller shows right but to me the big those are the big three right you got the soby state of play you got the um
01:41:33
Steve-O
Some games.
01:41:35
IGOTTADUMP
Start games.
01:41:50
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:41:54
JohhnyCAGE
the summer game fest and then you got the xbox uh game showcase uh after that later that week so this is this is the week right where we get you know we see fun shit we see dope shit we get excited for what's coming out this year and and then the next and it's it's yeah what you hear
01:42:14
IGOTTADUMP
I heard rumor going around is they're going to burn Phil Spencer and a big wicker man at Summer Games. Like that's Xbox's plan.
01:42:24
JohhnyCAGE
I heard that and I i don't want to say I hope it's true.
01:42:27
IGOTTADUMP
it's ah It's a sacrifice. It's sacrifice for the games.
01:42:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:42:31
IGOTTADUMP
It's fine. It'll be fine.
01:42:34
JohhnyCAGE
like be you Are they, I think it's just a stack of connects that he's getting burned in.
01:42:36
IGOTTADUMP
He won't know until the end.
01:42:42
JohhnyCAGE
You know, it's cooking, it's cooking that poor man.
01:42:44
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that makes more sense. He's definitely getting burned, though. That's what I read.
01:42:48
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. mean, he didn't really deserve of it, right? He's a sacrifice, but, um,
01:42:52
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I mean, Xbox got to games back.
01:42:54
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah. But ah listen, i just. ah We kind of like the the timeline of everything, right? So tomorrow's the Sony show later do this week is Summer Game Fest, Sunday's Xbox. i was bored enough last week that I I've been putting together bingo cards for these things just because I don't know why not.
01:43:18
JohhnyCAGE
Right.
01:43:18
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
01:43:19
JohhnyCAGE
So I put together a bingo card for myself.
01:43:20
IGOTTADUMP
Bingo, you say? Can you send that to me right now?
01:43:22
JohhnyCAGE
And what I, ah yeah.
01:43:25
IGOTTADUMP
Put in the shit talk, please.
01:43:26
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I'm putting this shit on. Some games, but i don't you guys don't want to dig through it. I don't want you guys to dig through it. So, yeah.
01:43:32
IGOTTADUMP
I ain't doing that, man. I got nothing to
01:43:33
JohhnyCAGE
So i threw I threw a bingo card in.
01:43:33
Steve-O
Oh, that's, oh my God.
01:43:38
JohhnyCAGE
And it's just for me, right?
01:43:40
IGOTTADUMP
George Saro's DLC? What does that mean?
01:43:41
JohhnyCAGE
george sa Chris, this is what I mean. This why you've got to be locked in. This is what happens when you're not perpetually online, dude.
01:43:46
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, shit. Damn it. I don't know what that means.
01:43:52
JohhnyCAGE
um but i think it would be fun and i'm not saying we do this now right but i think you know you guys just go it's gonna create a little bingo i i want to play bingo with you guys this week
01:44:05
IGOTTADUMP
I thought the Night of the Old Republics game is not coming out. Okay.
01:44:09
JohhnyCAGE
see that's that's the fun of the bingo chris
01:44:13
Steve-O
That's what he's saying.
01:44:13
IGOTTADUMP
no day
01:44:14
Steve-O
He's saying, like, the bingo.
01:44:15
JohhnyCAGE
yeah maybe it's coming back. maybe Maybe there's proof of life, you know, proof of life. Now this is for the, the and again, we don't have to go over this because it's my own personal bingo, but this is for the week, right?
01:44:26
IGOTTADUMP
Can I, can I?
01:44:27
JohhnyCAGE
This is for the Sony, say to play. This is, yeah, Sabretooth appears.
01:44:29
IGOTTADUMP
You have Sabretooth appears. Is he going to show up to like the summer games and kill people?
01:44:33
Steve-O
Yeah, you wanted to, like, be on stage? Is that what you're saying?
01:44:35
JohhnyCAGE
I just want to, dude, I just want to know that Sabretooth, we will see Sabretooth in some form or fashion this week.
01:44:35
IGOTTADUMP
He's going to kill people, Devin.
01:44:43
IGOTTADUMP
He's definitely wearing a MAGA hat. i'll tell you that right now.
01:44:45
JohhnyCAGE
Sabertooth appears. You know, I got some trailers in there. ah Vamps.
01:44:54
JohhnyCAGE
Just got Vamps in all caps. We're going some Vamps. Dude, Chris.
01:44:54
IGOTTADUMP
what did What do you mean by Is that Vamp from Metal Gear Solid 2?
01:45:01
Steve-O
Vampires are in. Is that what you're saying?
01:45:02
JohhnyCAGE
Like I said, I'm having fun with it, right? wait
01:45:06
IGOTTADUMP
Is he going to own game?
01:45:06
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, Vamps. Vamps. Yeah, I'll be specific. We'll see some teeth. We'll see some fangs.
01:45:13
IGOTTADUMP
right.
01:45:14
JohhnyCAGE
Could be Blood of the Dawnwalker. Could be a Blade. Could be a Blade trailer.
01:45:17
Steve-O
I feel like that diagonal is like one you really expect to happen.
01:45:22
JohhnyCAGE
Wow. You know what, dude? i didn't even look at it. You're talking about the...
01:45:25
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that is pretty sick.
01:45:25
JohhnyCAGE
Ooh.
01:45:26
IGOTTADUMP
I see it too.
01:45:27
Steve-O
Something notable will get shadow dropped.
01:45:28
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, dude, I'm seeing one too.
01:45:31
Steve-O
Final Fantasy 7 Part 3 trailer free Sabretooth.
01:45:33
JohhnyCAGE
Free Space, Saber Tooth Beers, dude.
01:45:34
IGOTTADUMP
That is the Devin diagonal if I've ever seen one.
01:45:36
Steve-O
Vamps.
01:45:36
JohhnyCAGE
Yo, dude. i was i've been I've been unlucky. I've yet to get a bingo on these. And i and i've read i do I do randomize these.
01:45:42
Steve-O
I think if OK, that's good.
01:45:44
JohhnyCAGE
I put them in and I hit random. And it does a...
01:45:46
Steve-O
But if you don't get that, that's going to be sad.
01:45:50
JohhnyCAGE
That's a failure, right? right
01:45:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:45:52
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, man. New PS5. I think I could get N down, too. Maybe. Kingdom Hearts 4 is probably.
01:46:00
IGOTTADUMP
Damn. I don't like the the N row. Not a big fan of that row.
01:46:04
JohhnyCAGE
You don't like a reminder that KOTOR remake is still a thing? GTA 6.
01:46:09
IGOTTADUMP
New PS5 controller colors?
01:46:12
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:46:12
IGOTTADUMP
Ugh.
01:46:12
JohhnyCAGE
You're going to see a trailer that you're going You want buy some new controller colors?
01:46:15
Steve-O
I don't think you're going to get that. I don't think you're going to get that.
01:46:16
JohhnyCAGE
You don't think so? See, this is well this this is why, again, just put the link in and you can build your own at your leisure.
01:46:25
Steve-O
I'm noticing very little Xbox in here.
01:46:27
JohhnyCAGE
And I
01:46:29
JohhnyCAGE
ah Well, yeah I had, i you know, I actually had to re, i had one with, and I was actually right.
01:46:30
Steve-O
Years of War. That's it.
01:46:37
JohhnyCAGE
I said, is before the Fable news drop, but I said, Fable will be announced first quarter, 2027. And then I, so then I posted it. And then I read that Fable was delayed into February and I was like, fuck.
01:46:52
JohhnyCAGE
So I did, I don't know.
01:46:53
IGOTTADUMP
I got one to
01:46:55
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:46:56
IGOTTADUMP
Xbox becomes a box company.
01:46:56
JohhnyCAGE
But, uh, Oh, good, good, good. But, I mean, listen, you can you can use this ah you can use this as a, I might even tweak this, right?
01:46:59
Steve-O
Oh, that's really good.
01:47:00
IGOTTADUMP
They just make boxes from that one.
01:47:08
JohhnyCAGE
But like you can use this as ah as a baseline, but I want to know if there's any hopes and dreams that you guys got going on this week for for for games. there anything you're, all right.
01:47:19
Steve-O
Yeah, i'm doing I'm doing one right now, and I'm going to guarantee myself a win.
01:47:21
IGOTTADUMP
ah steve's Steve's jam at home. Steve's jam in one home. Maybe I should do it.
01:47:25
Steve-O
Chris, you know I'll make one for all of us.
01:47:28
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:47:28
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. All right.
01:47:29
JohhnyCAGE
You know, like that. And, yeah, I think there's a shuffle items within their column or something like that. Or don't click. know. But I'm just saying we could shuffle stuff, so it's tough to to cheat.
01:47:42
Steve-O
Okay.
01:47:46
JohhnyCAGE
But, ah yeah, man, I'm a... This is what... So while Steve's working, this is what... I think we know for sure, right? We're definitely seeing Gears.
01:47:57
JohhnyCAGE
We're definitely seeing Wolverine. Like, that's for sure happening.
01:48:05
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know if there's anything else that's, like, for sure locked in. But some of this is just, you know, I think common sense. Some of this is just what we hope to see.
01:48:18
JohhnyCAGE
ah But, yeah. i'm ah If I don't get an Onimusha release date,
01:48:25
JohhnyCAGE
I might cause a crime.
01:48:29
Steve-O
You're going to do a crime?
01:48:30
JohhnyCAGE
i think I think I would cause, maybe steal gum from like a 7-Eleven.
01:48:36
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, man. Like a petty crime just to get back.
01:48:38
JohhnyCAGE
Like a petty crime. Listen, is it really worth a major crime?
01:48:45
JohhnyCAGE
I don't get... If Onamushu is delayed in the 2027...
01:48:45
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:48:49
IGOTTADUMP
You should steal a car.
01:48:50
JohhnyCAGE
Like, okay, okay.
01:48:51
Steve-O
dude, you should steal a car.
01:48:52
JohhnyCAGE
So this is something I want to talk about later in the year.
01:48:54
IGOTTADUMP
That's what I would do.
01:48:55
JohhnyCAGE
But, like, assuming...
01:48:56
IGOTTADUMP
And then at your trial, say you're a free citizen and you're doing this in protest of an emotion not coming up.
01:48:57
JohhnyCAGE
don't we should not coming out this year. Yeah.
01:49:04
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:49:04
JohhnyCAGE
um But I do want to talk about it because this this is something I'll mention later this year. But, like, I think Capcom might be the best game studio working today. And I think this might be...
01:49:21
JohhnyCAGE
the best year they've ever had. Like 2027 or I'm sorry, saying.
01:49:26
Steve-O
You must be right, like, because they're supposed to put out like they still have more in the pipe.
01:49:31
JohhnyCAGE
Like, Otomusha not even out yet. And, and if that, if that drops this year, like they, they will have dropped three major games. We might get not to, I don't want to influence your bingo cards, Steve, but like we might get ah another resident evil tease, you know,
01:49:50
JohhnyCAGE
maybe not maybe that Maybe that's a Game Awards thing, but like...
01:49:51
IGOTTADUMP
I
01:49:53
JohhnyCAGE
Dude! Yeah. Just saying.
01:50:00
IGOTTADUMP
wouldn't hate it I wouldn't hate
01:50:01
JohhnyCAGE
Like, I don't know. I just... I don't think there's a a game studio that's more locked in than Capcom right now. even though they didn't I don't think they deserve credit with the exception of it's their IP, but like even devil may cry the the show. I'm like, even this is good.
01:50:22
JohhnyCAGE
God damn. It's all, it's all winners with these guys. But yeah, man, I think, I think we're, we are due for some, a new fun beat them up because much like horror films are, are kind of in like a gold made,
01:50:38
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, dude, they are in their renaissance right now.
01:50:40
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, beat-em-ups, man. It's just throw a rock and you're you're getting something sick. Even like Toxic Crusaders coming out, that looks sick.
01:50:48
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
01:50:48
JohhnyCAGE
The He-Man one looks sick. It's not out yet, but that's coming.
01:50:52
IGOTTADUMP
The Marvel one was great. I beat the shit out of that.
01:50:53
JohhnyCAGE
Marvel one's great, but like, I don't know. I don't know what the new one could be. Like, well what IP is left that we can make a sick another sick beat-em-up for, but there's got to be one.
01:51:12
Steve-O
There's got be one. There's got be one or two.
01:51:13
JohhnyCAGE
It's got to be. I'm trying to think. Something that maybe a bluey one where we all beat up Bandit for being the worst character in the show. ah
01:51:26
JohhnyCAGE
He's a bad dad, Steve. I don't know to tell you.
01:51:29
Steve-O
but
01:51:31
IGOTTADUMP
so how is this all happening is this thiss not all on the same day right this is all the same week wow
01:51:34
JohhnyCAGE
This is the same week.
01:51:34
Steve-O
Multiple days.
01:51:35
JohhnyCAGE
The same week. Yeah.
01:51:37
Steve-O
Yeah, it's like one and then one the next day.
01:51:37
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, this this is, yeah, this is what, so like, yeah, like E3 used to be like over the span of like three days.
01:51:40
IGOTTADUMP
shit
01:51:44
JohhnyCAGE
This is going to be, here I have a, again, I was so, was so, I was so busy last week. I filled up my calendar because I wanted to, I wanted to see.
01:51:59
JohhnyCAGE
So what the hell is my, it's not on my phone, it's on the computer. All right, let's let me pull up the official.
01:52:08
IGOTTADUMP
Whoa.
01:52:10
Steve-O
and getting the computer out.
01:52:13
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Oh, like this thing out. Google Calendar.
01:52:20
JohhnyCAGE
OK, Chris.
01:52:23
JohhnyCAGE
So tomorrow. This is this is when you need to take your breaks if you're working. It's when you got to go on your smoke breaks, your lunch break. ah Tomorrow, Chris.
01:52:37
JohhnyCAGE
5 p.m. Eastern, Sony State of Play.
01:52:41
IGOTTADUMP
I'm actually off tomorrow, so I could probably watch all this.
01:52:42
JohhnyCAGE
All right. ol yeah Yeah, put that, put that, that's running, I think that's 90 minutes, something like that. You know, okay. um Cool or not cool, Chris?
01:52:54
JohhnyCAGE
Alamo Drafthouse sells movie tickets. Like you could go to a move an Alamo Drafthouse to watch this. Is that lame or is that cool?
01:53:03
IGOTTADUMP
I've been disappointed by so many game was it like showcases that I think it's pretty lame.
01:53:08
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:53:10
JohhnyCAGE
theyly i think
01:53:11
IGOTTADUMP
It's like, I literally, I can probably name like on my...
01:53:13
JohhnyCAGE
I think that the mental damage of like paying a ticket, going there with a thing of popcorn, and having it be a fucking wet fart of a show would be devastating, dude.
01:53:23
IGOTTADUMP
I can name on my, on three fingers, maybe, the the moments in game awards that i was like, wow, holy shit.
01:53:30
JohhnyCAGE
But man.
01:53:31
IGOTTADUMP
Like that's, that's it's so rare.
01:53:32
Steve-O
Dude, you're
01:53:32
JohhnyCAGE
Right? All right.
01:53:35
IGOTTADUMP
No, I just never.
01:53:36
JohhnyCAGE
All right. So Wednesday, Wednesday, we're we're good. they we good Thursday, we're good. Friday, Summer are Game Fest, 5 to 7.
01:53:50
JohhnyCAGE
So I don't know.
01:53:52
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know. don't know if you're available, Chris, but that's that's when you'll be watching that. i
01:53:53
Steve-O
dude you're in
01:54:00
IGOTTADUMP
Well, i can watch I can watch the Sony one. I can't watch the one on Friday. work yeah I know.
01:54:04
JohhnyCAGE
Wow, you're a bad person. bad first um Sunday, 1 p.m.
01:54:09
Steve-O
It's a little messed up.
01:54:11
JohhnyCAGE
Eastern, Xbox Games Showcase.
01:54:16
IGOTTADUMP
Glad I'm working that day.
01:54:17
JohhnyCAGE
ah Yeah, you could, well, I'll catch the highlights. I think I'll i'll catch the highlights. um But there's other ones, too. But again, these are, like, IndieGameShowFest.com. It's not the other thing.
01:54:33
JohhnyCAGE
But let's... Let's see if I can pull up the full list in case Chris wants to call out. All right,
01:54:45
IGOTTADUMP
ah Yeah, okay.
01:54:47
JohhnyCAGE
Chris.
01:54:48
IGOTTADUMP
Okay.
01:54:48
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, wait, you posted it. ah
01:54:51
Steve-O
yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm posting everybody's. I'm posting all of us.
01:54:53
JohhnyCAGE
Wow. You know, this is like this is like when you went into my 2026 tracker and ruined it. This is this is like.
01:55:07
JohhnyCAGE
crime happens. Six, six, six. ah Let's.
01:55:10
Steve-O
If we see crime in someone, in some trailer of some sort, boom, mark it off.
01:55:12
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:55:18
Steve-O
There you go.
01:55:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Latin America game game studios. Chris, that's 2 p.m. I'm sorry, it's 5 p.m. June 4th.
01:55:26
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, okay.
01:55:27
JohhnyCAGE
Women led games, 7 p.m. June fourth Day of the Devs, that's actually one that people do watch. That's 7 p.m. on June 5th.
01:55:39
JohhnyCAGE
June 6th, we got Southeast Asian Game Showcase. We got Partner Showcase. We got another Partner Showcase.
01:55:48
IGOTTADUMP
Is there anything I should be looking out for? Because I think Sony might be...
01:55:51
JohhnyCAGE
No, no, in terms of what... So there might be three, right? In terms of what I think a Chris Galanti would be interested in. The Sony one, the Summer Game Fest one,
01:56:01
IGOTTADUMP
yeah yeah
01:56:02
JohhnyCAGE
And maybe PC game show. And that's 3 p.m.
01:56:07
Steve-O
We got that Steam Deck.
01:56:08
JohhnyCAGE
That's 3 p.m. on a Sunday.
01:56:13
JohhnyCAGE
That's right after.
01:56:14
JohhnyCAGE
i think that's like right after the the Xbox.
01:56:14
Steve-O
You got plenty of time.
01:56:17
Steve-O
You'll be able to talk about that one next week. Fresh.
01:56:19
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
01:56:20
Steve-O
New.
01:56:20
JohhnyCAGE
But I will say sometimes the PC gamer show, it can be a bit like.
01:56:25
Steve-O
Bit of a snooze fest.
01:56:26
JohhnyCAGE
Like, oh, man, they showed the new boards and you're like, oh, that's so interesting.
01:56:31
Steve-O
Hey, we're going to show you like eight hours of like a top-down like
01:56:33
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah.
01:56:37
Steve-O
command and conquer style game.
01:56:38
JohhnyCAGE
But the point, yeah, the point is by this time next week, we're going to be, we're going have some juicy shit to talk about. Yeah. It's my, it's my favorite.
01:56:48
JohhnyCAGE
It's one of my favorite weeks of the year. I love me some game news.
01:56:54
Steve-O
Nintendo will probably wait a little bit. They usually like kind of like wait out of the cycle.
01:56:56
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. I will say Nintendo's been oddly quiet. Usually, usually they throw something, right?
01:57:02
JohhnyCAGE
Around the summer.
01:57:02
Steve-O
they They usually wait for the Games Fest thing to die down, and then they put something out.
01:57:08
Steve-O
They usually kind of go around a little bit. like
01:57:11
JohhnyCAGE
So, you know, all right, so.
01:57:11
Steve-O
They put out the Star Fox thing, and then I think maybe later in June, they'll they'll do something.
01:57:20
JohhnyCAGE
So they're going to go, oh, that's cute. And then drop Ocarina of Time remake.
01:57:23
Steve-O
They're going to drop Ocarina of Time Remake, baby. I'm banking on it.
01:57:28
JohhnyCAGE
You did you you snuck that in there, dude.
01:57:31
Steve-O
Well, you know what? I think Rain was trying to be tricky. I think he was like, oh man, somebody's to try and snipe this from me. And I was like like, yeah, but it's a possibility.
01:57:38
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but like, oh, you you think he was trying to.
01:57:42
IGOTTADUMP
wrote I wrote something and I firmly believe it.
01:57:45
Steve-O
What'd you write?
01:57:47
IGOTTADUMP
On your fantasy game Discord. You know, i it's the Fable's not real.
01:57:51
Steve-O
Oh.
01:57:55
JohhnyCAGE
Fable's not real.
01:57:56
Steve-O
That's the thing about Fable. Will Fable ever be real?
01:57:59
IGOTTADUMP
No. No, it's a delusion.
01:58:00
JohhnyCAGE
No.
01:58:01
IGOTTADUMP
It's a collective delusion. It's
01:58:02
JohhnyCAGE
Actually, Steve, you know what we haven't, you know what we haven't done in a minute.
01:58:03
Steve-O
so It's like a shared.
01:58:06
IGOTTADUMP
based off of burning plastic and consoles and PCs.
01:58:08
JohhnyCAGE
Uh, we haven't checked, we haven't checked our other, uh, fantasy critic.
01:58:09
Steve-O
Oh, man.
01:58:13
Steve-O
Oh, we have not in a while. You're right.
01:58:16
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Let's let me just give that a quick, uh, proof of life.
01:58:19
IGOTTADUMP
What's the other are you talking about the other one?
01:58:19
Steve-O
Yeah. We did a test one and then I said, no, you keep that.
01:58:21
JohhnyCAGE
So, so we did like a, tip yeah, we did like a test one that just sees some of the, I was like testing on a feature. And, uh, so, Ooh, Oh, Steve. Oh no, dude, you're kicking my ass.
01:58:36
JohhnyCAGE
All right. so So we did test run. So we picked four four games and one four games and one counter pick.
01:58:49
JohhnyCAGE
Steve's list. Steve sitting at 57 points.
01:58:54
JohhnyCAGE
Resident Evil Requiem, Saros Control Resident for the Horizon six.
01:58:54
IGOTTADUMP
Wow.
01:59:02
JohhnyCAGE
So he's sitting at 57 points.
01:59:05
Steve-O
You do have the highest scoring game right now, though.
01:59:07
JohhnyCAGE
I'm sitting at 21. I have Marvel's Wolverine, GTA 6, Mina the Hollower, and 007 First Light.
01:59:18
JohhnyCAGE
I should have a higher score, but obviously counterpicked Resident Evil Requiem, which was bad. But Steve counterpicked GTA 6. So i it's going to be i think it's gonna tight, dude.
01:59:29
Steve-O
We'll see.
01:59:32
JohhnyCAGE
I think it's going to be like a... Whoever wins, I think it's going to be by like less than five points.
01:59:38
Steve-O
I think you might be right. It's going to be a big point score.
01:59:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. But um in terms of the real league, listen, as somebody who kind of, I kind of washed out pretty early this year.
01:59:51
JohhnyCAGE
I'm some like a little personally disappointed, but it's, it's kind of fun that I'm not stressed out about it. I'm like, Oh, nice.
01:59:59
Steve-O
You like week one shot yourself in the head by picking high guard.
01:59:59
JohhnyCAGE
I hope it's good.
02:00:05
JohhnyCAGE
I, well, no, that was last year.
02:00:07
IGOTTADUMP
That was so brutal, dog.
02:00:07
JohhnyCAGE
That's how I lost.
02:00:08
IGOTTADUMP
I think even I could have talked you out of that one.
02:00:10
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. No, no, like this year, this year, it's just like, i just don't have like a lot of winners. Oh no, you're right.
02:00:16
JohhnyCAGE
I did pick.
02:00:16
Steve-O
kevin That was this year.
02:00:17
Steve-O
That was in January.
02:00:17
JohhnyCAGE
Sorry. I did. I blacked that out. Yeah. Yeah. Like I, you can't, I don't know. Like, yeah, I feel like the way our league is set up, you can't really eat shit, even though like you're almost auto.
02:00:33
Steve-O
No.
02:00:35
JohhnyCAGE
That being said, Steve, I think you're. You're projected to win still.
02:00:42
Steve-O
Yeah, I somehow...
02:00:43
JohhnyCAGE
Even though you ate some of the biggest shit.
02:00:46
Steve-O
Yeah, because I counterpicked Pocopia, which was like 89.
02:00:50
JohhnyCAGE
But everything you've picked has been like a banger.
02:00:51
Steve-O
eighty nine Yeah.
02:00:54
JohhnyCAGE
if you win with a fucking negative 19 sitting like messing your score up, that's crazy.
02:01:00
Steve-O
yeah I mean, Rain, who like also notorious, like big dog.
02:01:02
JohhnyCAGE
That's.
02:01:08
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, also eight shit.
02:01:09
Steve-O
Last year's winner.
02:01:09
JohhnyCAGE
see See, but this is interesting, right?
02:01:10
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
02:01:12
JohhnyCAGE
You you counterpick Pokemon, Bocopia negative 19 points to you. Rain counterpicked 007 First Light negative points.
02:01:24
JohhnyCAGE
And I don't.
02:01:28
JohhnyCAGE
He'll never defend that.
02:01:30
JohhnyCAGE
That was such a bad pick. I don't know why he thought.
02:01:30
Steve-O
No.
02:01:31
Steve-O
It was such a bad pick. I don't understand it either.
02:01:33
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know why. Like yours, I can understand. Right. Worst case, you lose maybe five points, you know, to 74, 75.
02:01:43
JohhnyCAGE
You know, you don't you don't get taken to the cleaners. Right.
02:01:45
Steve-O
We live in a wacky world where it it ended up being a 90 for a long while.
02:01:50
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, um so unfortunately you ate shit. um I don't know why he counterpicked doubles in first life. Which is honestly, I want to play that game, man.
02:02:03
JohhnyCAGE
But, yeah.
02:02:04
Steve-O
It seems fun. It looks fun. People show it to me and they're like, this looks janky and bad.
02:02:07
JohhnyCAGE
ah despite Despite what John Suarez says, yeah, it's just going on it's just John trying to tell you it's bad.
02:02:10
Steve-O
And I'm like, I'm like, this just looks like a video game. It just looks like a video game.
02:02:15
JohhnyCAGE
Look how bad it looks. it like It looks pretty fun to me.
02:02:21
Steve-O
um
02:02:22
JohhnyCAGE
I think.
02:02:22
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:02:22
Steve-O
But yeah, we'll we'll see.
02:02:23
Steve-O
We'll see how this shakes out.
02:02:26
JohhnyCAGE
So, Steve, you want to defend these bingo cards?
02:02:33
Steve-O
Uh, no. What's there to defend?
02:02:33
JohhnyCAGE
yeah I don't know.
02:02:35
JohhnyCAGE
well you know, do you want to describe the bingo cards?
02:02:35
Steve-O
It's, it's excellent.
02:02:37
Steve-O
Okay. So yeah, I, you know, yeah, thank you for doing that.
02:02:39
JohhnyCAGE
Well, I was covering for you for about 10 minutes.
02:02:43
Steve-O
You did, you did buy me time.
02:02:43
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:02:44
Steve-O
Uh, so, um, I just wrote things that I think you would see in a game trailer.
02:02:44
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:02:50
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. So.
02:02:52
Steve-O
If you have any questions about any of them, I will answer if you would like to field them.
02:02:55
JohhnyCAGE
All right. Oh, you know what? I did have a question, but then I just realized I saw one of them is dead fake talk.
02:02:58
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:03:03
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:03:04
JohhnyCAGE
But I thought you were talking about me.
02:03:06
Steve-O
No, I'm talking about developer when they do like that thing where they're yeah, where they're doing that little like fake talk.
02:03:08
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, no, no, that makes more sense.
02:03:13
JohhnyCAGE
Now, Steve, at my first glance, I kind of was like, you know, it's just making fun of this concept.
02:03:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:03:19
JohhnyCAGE
But once you read into it, these are very, very real. I think you're being...
02:03:25
Steve-O
Very real.
02:03:26
JohhnyCAGE
These are very real. So things like sad song, rats,
02:03:30
Steve-O
hmm.
Video Game Scenarios and Humor
02:03:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:03:32
JohhnyCAGE
vamps.
02:03:32
JohhnyCAGE
Glad you took vamps. Crime happens. All right.
02:03:36
Steve-O
I'm gonna be honest, Vamps was the inspiration.
02:03:38
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:03:39
JohhnyCAGE
Army dude. Fair, fair. Sword. Come on. Sword may as well be free space, dude. Come on. Ball, bugs, cars...
02:03:51
JohhnyCAGE
Ninja. Okay. Food. and Zombies, horoscope. Samurai. Yeah. This is obnoxiously relevant.
02:04:04
JohhnyCAGE
I want to hate on it so bad, but I'm like, no, these could all be real.
02:04:10
Steve-O
You got to mark it off. You got see if you can get the whole board, fine.
02:04:12
JohhnyCAGE
Fuck, dude. but Dude, actually, i think, see, Steve, i actually, this is my critique. This whole board will be filled.
02:04:23
JohhnyCAGE
what scenario will this entire, like, you're not just going to get a bingo. You're just going to get like a,
02:04:29
Steve-O
Okay. What if you, what if you made it where you only could use it for one of the conferences? One of the one of them.
02:04:38
JohhnyCAGE
man.
02:04:38
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know. Just that. I would pick summer game fest. I think, I think that's where going the broadest.
02:04:38
Steve-O
Like just the PlayStation, just the Xbox.
02:04:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, like like Steve, like looking at this, right? Is there a scenario where one of these doesn't show up?
02:04:56
Steve-O
You might not get rats.
02:04:58
JohhnyCAGE
Rats, maybe.
02:04:59
IGOTTADUMP
Might not get rats.
02:05:00
JohhnyCAGE
Might not be rats.
02:05:00
IGOTTADUMP
You might not get rats.
02:05:02
JohhnyCAGE
Except for when they, I mean, but they they did announce that rat, the famous rat game, the third one.
02:05:10
Steve-O
Oh, the third rat game. Yeah, you're right.
02:05:11
JohhnyCAGE
The third rat game's coming out, dude.
02:05:13
Steve-O
And it's going to feature some food and some beefy boys.
02:05:16
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, so BV boys get eaten by rats, dude. Zombies.
02:05:21
JohhnyCAGE
easy
02:05:21
IGOTTADUMP
yeah I just made one myself.
02:05:24
IGOTTADUMP
So I'll just throw this in here.
02:05:24
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
02:05:24
Steve-O
Oh, I want to know. want to know.
02:05:29
IGOTTADUMP
What do you guys think? Yeah,
02:05:30
JohhnyCAGE
paid one for a job.
02:05:32
JohhnyCAGE
All right. see See, this is what I'm talking about, man. This is what I want to see. right, Chris. Let's see. Let me look at this.
02:05:32
Steve-O
so
02:05:41
IGOTTADUMP
yeah why you take a look?
02:05:43
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, man. We'll see. I think N down. We got a lot of options. Except for rats. Maybe they might not be here.
02:05:50
IGOTTADUMP
That shows up again.
02:05:52
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:05:52
Steve-O
I'm a big the big fan of rats.
02:05:52
IGOTTADUMP
that's the crossover.
02:05:54
JohhnyCAGE
ah Banana. New WWE wrestling game with guns.
02:06:00
Steve-O
Someone in the crowd farts loudly.
02:06:02
JohhnyCAGE
12 Angry Men video game made by Ubisoft. Piss everywhere. New Tetris movie starring Nami or Bardem as The Long Block.
02:06:13
JohhnyCAGE
Vamps, see? Vamps and rats, dude.
02:06:13
IGOTTADUMP
You'd be perfect.
02:06:15
Steve-O
Vamps is a good one.
02:06:17
JohhnyCAGE
ah
02:06:17
IGOTTADUMP
They always show up.
02:06:19
JohhnyCAGE
Crash Bandicoot goes to rehab. I don't know if this is the show for that.
02:06:23
IGOTTADUMP
you He's going to announce it sometime.
02:06:24
JohhnyCAGE
Mr. Hand Simulator. That's a mod. Come on.
02:06:27
IGOTTADUMP
Yes.
02:06:28
JohhnyCAGE
but Everybody gets food, boys.
02:06:29
IGOTTADUMP
Well, they're probably...
02:06:29
Steve-O
Everybody, everybody gets food poisoning.
02:06:34
JohhnyCAGE
Epstein shows up. That's a mod for sure.
02:06:36
IGOTTADUMP
Dude. People are going to fucking flip.
02:06:38
Steve-O
That would be a huge shadow drop.
02:06:40
JohhnyCAGE
Wait, I like Donkey Kong's second X-Wife shows up and he fucks her loudly in the bathroom while wearing a mic.
02:06:41
IGOTTADUMP
That is the shadow drop. There won't be Of course.
02:06:52
Steve-O
See, now this is interesting.
02:06:53
JohhnyCAGE
Does he yell banana? I think that's a twofer.
02:06:55
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, yeah.
02:06:55
Steve-O
it won't
02:06:56
IGOTTADUMP
Like those things are connected.
02:06:56
JohhnyCAGE
Banana! and
02:06:58
IGOTTADUMP
That's, that's, you'll get the.
02:06:58
Steve-O
Oh, but I'm now.
02:07:00
JohhnyCAGE
A Metroid shows up drunk? Okay.
02:07:04
IGOTTADUMP
It happens.
02:07:04
JohhnyCAGE
See, this is the one that I think there wasn't any joke here. I think this came from your heart. Boogerman movie.
02:07:13
IGOTTADUMP
mean, a man can dream.
02:07:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. ah
02:07:17
Steve-O
also Boogerman.
02:07:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. ah So I have a clarification here. Ninja's asshole explodes. Are you talking about the streamer or just a, oh, okay.
02:07:18
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:07:26
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Streamer. Like, he screams.
02:07:28
Steve-O
That's obviously the streamer.
02:07:29
IGOTTADUMP
Screams. Screams for a long time.
02:07:30
JohhnyCAGE
Nemesis barfs and leaves. Yeah.
02:07:35
Steve-O
Like, are they bringing him on stage and he just gets like so nervous he throws up?
02:07:38
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I think he's, I'm sorry.
02:07:38
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:07:40
JohhnyCAGE
I'm fucking stones are and hes leaves so such a piece of shit.
02:07:40
Steve-O
Then he runs out.
02:07:41
IGOTTADUMP
He runs.
02:07:42
Steve-O
i'm sorry, Jeff Keighley.
02:07:45
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, I'm so sorry. My fucking fuck.
02:07:46
Steve-O
I ruined your moment, Jeff.
02:07:48
JohhnyCAGE
Actually, is that just, isn't that just Phil Spencer?
02:07:53
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, mean, what they turned him into.
02:07:54
JohhnyCAGE
I'm fucking so sorry.
02:07:54
Steve-O
yeah if we just I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm such a joke.
02:07:58
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. You know what? if If Microsoft was what I wanted Microsoft, the company to be, Phil Spencer's punishment was would be that they put him in the Nemesis program.
02:08:11
JohhnyCAGE
And then the next time we see him, he's a Nemesis.
02:08:11
IGOTTADUMP
and that would be great.
02:08:12
Steve-O
right
02:08:15
IGOTTADUMP
and It goes after anybody who infringes on IP.
02:08:17
JohhnyCAGE
Kill me. I'm so sorry. They experiment on him.
02:08:20
Steve-O
PlayStation All-Stars.
02:08:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. With his fucking minigun. Yeah, dude. Shit. Auschwitz game trailer. Okay.
02:08:31
IGOTTADUMP
got to happen sooner or later, but I think it's going to be announced tomorrow.
02:08:31
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
02:08:35
JohhnyCAGE
Kirby eats half the crowd, gets dense death penalty. See, this is one I think we're going to have to sit on for a while. sort to see it's off
02:08:40
Steve-O
Yeah, that one has a wah because it has cause and effect.
02:08:42
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, one.
02:08:43
IGOTTADUMP
think I think it's pretty obvious.
02:08:43
JohhnyCAGE
One, they need to catch him and arrest him, which I think would take a while.
02:08:46
IGOTTADUMP
if he If he eats half the crowd and they arrest him, he's going he's getting killed.
02:08:49
Steve-O
It depends on what state they're they're recording in.
02:08:50
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, but like also court, dude.
02:08:52
IGOTTADUMP
For him, though, he's like a triple offender.
02:08:54
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but like court, like it's going to take forever to get that sorted out.
02:08:58
Steve-O
Your Honor, may I say that the the defendant does hail from Dreamland, so
02:09:00
IGOTTADUMP
You should see him in court.
02:09:00
JohhnyCAGE
You might want to rethink that one, Chris. Yeah.
02:09:06
JohhnyCAGE
Do the laws of man apply to him?
02:09:06
IGOTTADUMP
That only flies for so many times, Steve. He's getting the chair.
02:09:10
JohhnyCAGE
He's a flight risk.
02:09:11
Steve-O
ah Yeah, but he'll just eat a tomato again and come back to life full health.
02:09:14
JohhnyCAGE
What if he eats the electricity that goes through his body?
02:09:18
Steve-O
You didn't think about that, did you? What if he eats the chair?
02:09:21
IGOTTADUMP
Are we going to have a shocker situation on our hands?
02:09:26
JohhnyCAGE
I say we give him the lethal injection.
02:09:29
Steve-O
what if he eats the needle?
02:09:30
JohhnyCAGE
He eats the need.
02:09:31
Steve-O
people
02:09:31
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, no.
02:09:33
Steve-O
He starts becoming some sort of poison spinning. It's Kirby.
02:09:36
JohhnyCAGE
cause instance he If he hits down on the D-pad, we don't know what will happen.
02:09:40
IGOTTADUMP
Guys, you're looking too deep into this. If he shows up to that crowd and needs 50 people, you're going to get the X. Okay?
02:09:46
Steve-O
Yeah, OK, that's fair.
02:09:47
JohhnyCAGE
Okay, does he spit him out or does he kill him?
02:09:47
Steve-O
That's fair.
02:09:47
IGOTTADUMP
That's all I'm saying.
02:09:49
Steve-O
Well, i feel
02:09:49
IGOTTADUMP
No, they're dead, Devin.
02:09:51
JohhnyCAGE
He has no peace.
02:09:51
Steve-O
ah you felt
02:09:52
IGOTTADUMP
No, no.
02:09:53
Steve-O
I feel like Randy Orton with a shotgun will take care of him.
02:09:55
IGOTTADUMP
That's in the video game.
02:09:57
JohhnyCAGE
but Wait, is that on here?
02:10:00
IGOTTADUMP
It's a wrestling game with guns.
02:10:01
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, never mind.
02:10:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:10:03
JohhnyCAGE
I thought Chris just added another one that's just added Randy Orton.
02:10:07
IGOTTADUMP
Randy Ward shows up with a gun.
02:10:07
JohhnyCAGE
I just really like Randy Orton. So even if I don't get...
02:10:09
IGOTTADUMP
He's going to promote the game with a gun. He's probably gonna shoot into the crowd.
02:10:14
JohhnyCAGE
um Man, that could be a good one. Like, which w w which famous WWE wrestler would have what kind of gun?
02:10:23
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that's the fun part.
02:10:25
JohhnyCAGE
Cactus Jack, obviously six-shooter.
02:10:28
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, yeah.
02:10:29
JohhnyCAGE
Randy Orton, shotgun. i
02:10:32
IGOTTADUMP
Mankind's got a big elephant gun.
02:10:34
JohhnyCAGE
mankind is the el I think the rock, the rock probably has
02:10:37
IGOTTADUMP
Shoots one shot.
Gaming News and Speculations
02:10:40
JohhnyCAGE
a sniper rifle.
02:10:41
JohhnyCAGE
Maybe some slick and slick stone cold bazooka.
02:10:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:10:44
IGOTTADUMP
i would say Uzi or something.
02:10:49
JohhnyCAGE
think just launches a bazooka, a beer
02:10:51
Steve-O
Yeah, that's a big that's a big hitter. Kane would be a ah flamethrower.
02:10:55
IGOTTADUMP
You guys missed one of the best ones on here. Castlevania Family Matters crossover announcement.
02:11:00
Steve-O
I didn't know that was a joke. I thought you were just making that an official announcement.
02:11:02
JohhnyCAGE
yeah I was excited for that
02:11:02
IGOTTADUMP
Oh.
02:11:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:11:07
IGOTTADUMP
I mean, that's going to happen, right?
02:11:10
Steve-O
What is an Urkel?
02:11:10
IGOTTADUMP
Whether that we want it
02:11:14
JohhnyCAGE
one.
02:11:15
IGOTTADUMP
Did I do that? After three he kills Dracula.
02:11:16
Steve-O
ah
02:11:19
IGOTTADUMP
Shab's like, ooh.
02:11:20
JohhnyCAGE
And then he turned...
02:11:21
IGOTTADUMP
Ooh.
02:11:21
Steve-O
Oh,
02:11:22
IGOTTADUMP
Ooh.
02:11:22
JohhnyCAGE
Well, no, because because then his second form was just Stefan or Cal.
02:11:27
JohhnyCAGE
ah you's are You saw you defeated me!
02:11:27
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, dude.
02:11:28
Steve-O
ah oh dude.
02:11:29
IGOTTADUMP
Fucking cool urquh is Dracula. Know that.
02:11:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, like when you kill Dracula in his deep Dracula form is just Stefan Erkel.
02:11:36
Steve-O
Aria, I'm sorry. Aria Virkle.
02:11:39
IGOTTADUMP
Are you, Urquh? He's so handsome
02:11:43
Steve-O
Oh, man, that's a good that's a good idea for a box art mock up.
02:11:44
JohhnyCAGE
All
02:11:46
Steve-O
All right, let's get some news going.
02:11:47
IGOTTADUMP
Okay,
02:11:50
JohhnyCAGE
right, let's get some news.
02:11:51
IGOTTADUMP
that's fair.
02:11:52
JohhnyCAGE
So. so
02:11:57
JohhnyCAGE
yeah Let's go. So, um man, kind of a bummer. I talked to John a little bit about this, ah but Bungie is officially kind of putting the game in maintenance mode.
02:12:04
Steve-O
That's
02:12:08
JohhnyCAGE
Final content update coming in June. ah i was like, John, what do you think, man? He's like, yeah, he said he's going to probably get on with the group one last time.
02:12:19
JohhnyCAGE
Kind of play through the content.
02:12:21
IGOTTADUMP
Woo. That's sad.
02:12:23
JohhnyCAGE
It's shame, man.
02:12:23
Steve-O
and so
02:12:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, dude. Um, keep kind of keeping games first and then we'll we'll switch. Uh, this is pretty sick. Uh, i don't love the, now the way this was announced. Um, CD project red announces third expansion for the Witcher three, a game that came out 10 years, 11 years ago.
02:12:45
JohhnyCAGE
um
02:12:46
IGOTTADUMP
This is wild.
02:12:47
JohhnyCAGE
And this is officially going to be a bridge from three to four. The sword that he has is Siri sword that you see in that like tech demo.
02:12:47
Steve-O
That's wild.
02:12:58
JohhnyCAGE
um
02:12:59
Steve-O
Mmm.
02:13:00
JohhnyCAGE
So like it's going to fucking roll. But one, I I was kind of hoping it was going to come out this year because it had been so heavily rumored and to like it was like a live stream and they're like, oh, here's some artwork. And they just announced it. And I'm like,
02:13:16
JohhnyCAGE
You're telling me like the guys that put out some of the best trailers in the business. Announces a crazy expansion like which your expansions are not what I would say DLC. I feel like they're like old school expansions like, oh, this is another 20 to 30 hour experience um with just this content without a trailer.
02:13:39
JohhnyCAGE
Actually, I think we're going to get a witcher. I think we're going to get this a trailer for this this week.
02:13:45
Steve-O
That would make sense.
02:13:46
JohhnyCAGE
But um I think it's pretty sick. Dead by Daylight finishes their Infinity Gauntlet with Jason Voorhees officially joining.
02:13:54
Steve-O
They did it. They got the Mount Rushmore of horror icons.
02:13:58
JohhnyCAGE
They got it. I was actually going to be like, oh, what's what's next? But then I was like, oh, there's like, again, horror reticence. There's like, Art the Clown, dude.
02:14:09
JohhnyCAGE
Get him.
02:14:09
Steve-O
So they made this announcement by putting out a 13 hour stream that they just dropped at 9 p.m. on a Friday, i think.
02:14:21
IGOTTADUMP
What the fuck?
02:14:21
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
02:14:22
Steve-O
And it ended at 10 a.m. ah where they finally went into the cabin. But it was essentially like, you know how they do those like you logs where it'll just be like a log burning and there'll be stuff happening like every like now and again, but not much.
02:14:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:14:36
Steve-O
It was kind of like that. And a lot of people were like, oh, no, it's going to be slender, man. And like, you know, if you if you see a shack in the woods, you're like, that's Jason Shaq. That's totally going to Jason.
02:14:46
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Like considering we can't do the entity that is evil dead. ah It's going to be Jason.
02:14:53
Steve-O
Right.
02:14:54
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:14:54
Steve-O
But that's cool.
02:14:55
JohhnyCAGE
I mean.
02:14:55
Steve-O
You know, they did it and he's really fun. He's I got to play the PTB, ah which is their test um like kind of branch for the game.
02:14:58
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, he's out. He's okay.
02:15:05
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
02:15:05
Steve-O
And he is a ton of fun. He essentially can grab the hooks off the hook or random like spikes and he javelin throws it into people
02:15:19
IGOTTADUMP
but
02:15:19
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
02:15:19
Steve-O
And he can pin you against walls and he has ah like three special like Mori finishers that he can do.
02:15:26
JohhnyCAGE
i you I was just about to ask. I was like, i wonder what his more he's going to be.
02:15:29
Steve-O
Yeah, they're very good.
02:15:29
JohhnyCAGE
But that's cool, man. Yeah, man. It's just a game I don't particularly like vibe with, I think, mechanically, but it's always something that I'm always like.
02:15:42
JohhnyCAGE
I'm just excited that that game is popular. I'm like, yeah, man.
02:15:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:15:46
JohhnyCAGE
Hell yeah.
02:15:47
Steve-O
One for the horror franchises.
02:15:48
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. um ah Also not great news.
02:15:52
IGOTTADUMP
Christ.
02:15:53
JohhnyCAGE
PlayStation delifts and shuts down servers for Destruction All-Stars. um The game's not good. That doesn't mean that it shouldn't exist.
02:16:05
JohhnyCAGE
But it's a shame that it doesn't exist now. It's like...
02:16:09
Steve-O
How long does a service go until no one is playing it?
02:16:14
JohhnyCAGE
I don't know.
02:16:15
Steve-O
And does it keep going or does it just shut down?
02:16:18
JohhnyCAGE
I think when they well, when they shut down the servers or like you're we're done.
02:16:23
Steve-O
We're out.
02:16:24
JohhnyCAGE
Out, bro. And it's like the game's not I played it.
02:16:27
Steve-O
Because I remember...
02:16:28
JohhnyCAGE
It's not good.
02:16:28
Steve-O
this came out at launch and we played it for like, i don't know, like 20 minutes.
02:16:35
JohhnyCAGE
it's Yeah.
02:16:35
Steve-O
Yeah. like It was like, this isn't fun. This ain't rocket league.
02:16:39
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah, exactly. And, you know, kind of sucked. um And that was it. And that sucks. But it's a shame because somebody was playing it, man. But I don't know. I don't.
02:16:51
JohhnyCAGE
I'm not the money guy. I don't know how much maintenance mode essentially. cost Like Destiny is not getting shut down. It's just going to be like, yeah, it's just going to here and it's going to be there for a very, very, very long time.
02:17:03
Steve-O
Until PlayStation just decides to take it away.
02:17:05
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, until they close down Bungie and then
02:17:06
Steve-O
Because. Good Lord, does it sound like Bungie put them in the hole quite a bit?
02:17:13
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, man. And like, I don't I don't even know how much of it's Sony's fault. It kind of seems like Bungie.
02:17:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:17:22
JohhnyCAGE
It's just like, oh, what if we just sucked? What we just sucked for the kind of like a rare situation, right? Microsoft yourself buys rare and then rare is like, oh, by the way, we fucking stink.
02:17:30
Steve-O
hmm.
02:17:33
Steve-O
There's definitely like an interesting point where like when enough people in a studio leave, like it's not that studio anymore.
02:17:33
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, you didn't know, bro? I'm sorry.
02:17:40
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's not the same studio. Yeah.
02:17:44
IGOTTADUMP
The Theseus's ship of studios, correct?
02:17:46
Steve-O
Yeah, you're right. That's a very good analogy.
02:17:48
JohhnyCAGE
And we did talk about this before already, but Fable got delayed to February 2027. It sucks because it was kind of like you knew it was going to happen, but i was like, why can't it happen to a different Xbox game?
02:18:01
Steve-O
Yeah, there's
02:18:02
JohhnyCAGE
Like, I want to play Fable.
02:18:04
Steve-O
there's that part of me that's like, ah Capcom can do it. Capcom can put out three bangers in the same year.
02:18:08
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but but it's like I think the concern was like Fable was going to drop. The same month as GTA six, and it's like.
02:18:14
Steve-O
GTA.
02:18:18
JohhnyCAGE
like It makes sense, and I and I'm but I'm still mad because I was like delay fucking the Halo remake.
02:18:18
Steve-O
I don't think.
02:18:26
Steve-O
Yeah, i like I really
02:18:27
JohhnyCAGE
You know, like years.
X-Men and Streets of Rage Movie
02:18:29
Steve-O
just like hate how scared everyone is.
02:18:33
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I know, right? That's such a chicken shit move.
02:18:35
Steve-O
It really is. And it's like we're getting all these like kind of like surprisingly decent games now because they were scared last year of GTA, I think.
02:18:44
JohhnyCAGE
yeah Yeah, it's like cool. I'm excited that GTA 6 is coming, but it's like really fucking up the vibe, man. Really harsh in the vibe.
02:18:52
Steve-O
Right. And like Xbox kind of needed this where it's like, hey, if you put out Forza six and Fable in the same year, that's a different story.
02:19:00
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and key like gear the it was Forza, Gears, and Halo, and Fable were all supposed to come out this year, and that would have been like empty the clip.
02:19:01
Steve-O
That's like a.
02:19:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:19:10
Steve-O
Y'all are kind of back in, you're back in on making games. Good for you.
02:19:14
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, at the very least, you can't shit on them for not putting out games, you know?
02:19:17
Steve-O
right
02:19:18
JohhnyCAGE
It's just, like, sucks because it's like, yeah, it makes sense. But, like, I don't know.
02:19:23
IGOTTADUMP
i were I would have respected them more if they released Fable this year too.
02:19:23
JohhnyCAGE
me
02:19:27
JohhnyCAGE
The same week.
02:19:28
Steve-O
Sim.
02:19:29
JohhnyCAGE
Fuck you.
02:19:30
JohhnyCAGE
Head to head.
02:19:30
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, would respected them.
02:19:32
IGOTTADUMP
Because it's like, yeah, it's Steve saying you gotta unload the clip at this point.
02:19:34
JohhnyCAGE
And, like, dude, what? Is it going to be on Game Pass anyway? Like, it's going to be on Game Pass.
02:19:40
Steve-O
Is it on a Xbox?
02:19:42
JohhnyCAGE
Fable?
02:19:43
Steve-O
No, GTA.
02:19:43
JohhnyCAGE
No, no, no. Yeah, i think so.
02:19:46
Steve-O
Okay.
02:19:47
JohhnyCAGE
But I don't think GTA is not going Game Pass. Like, Fable will be.
02:19:49
Steve-O
No.
02:19:49
JohhnyCAGE
So it's not like, oh, are you missing all those sales?
02:19:50
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:19:52
JohhnyCAGE
Like, no, you're not.
02:19:54
Steve-O
Right.
02:19:55
JohhnyCAGE
You fucking dorks. Anyway, going over to some live action movie TV stuff, we got a trailer for Vault Rising, which I think is going to be a miniseries, which should be what it should be.
02:20:09
JohhnyCAGE
I don't want another. Like, if that thing's like six episodes, I'll watch it. But yeah, this looks sick.
02:20:14
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, maybe.
02:20:17
Steve-O
Y'all sound so buised out.
02:20:19
JohhnyCAGE
Well, yeah, you're kind of boys now and it dropped like the day after. And you're like...
02:20:25
IGOTTADUMP
I like Soldier Boy quite a bit, but I don't know if I got any more left of me.
02:20:28
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:20:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, it's kind of like... It was cool when it was the boys, but anything else that's not directly the boys is kind of... It's tough. It's tough. um I'll probably give it a shot, though. This did look good. I'm not going to say it didn't. Marvel's X-Men 97 Season 2.
02:20:49
JohhnyCAGE
God, it felt like five years ago when Season 1 came out, but... that's that was so good dude that first season was so goddamn good um i'm slightly concerned just because of all the the drama around the showrunner it's like sucks because like oh the show's so good but it it also apparently came at the expense of like the guy being a total shithead and who knows what else um and that sucks because it's like
02:20:55
Steve-O
Yeah, it really was.
02:20:56
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it was pretty be amazing.
02:21:22
JohhnyCAGE
no one says like talented people and proper etiquette have to be in the remotely same space. And that's kind of a shame. So it's like a season two is a significant downgrade.
02:21:37
JohhnyCAGE
It still wouldn't be worth bringing back a shitty guy for it, but it's just like it's bummed you out across.
02:21:41
IGOTTADUMP
No, no, of course not.
02:21:42
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:21:43
IGOTTADUMP
It's just a shitty, it's a shitty situation all around.
02:21:46
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, yeah. um Man, yeah, you know what?
02:21:49
IGOTTADUMP
Let's hope that's not the case. Let's hope that's good.
02:21:52
JohhnyCAGE
This is pretty sick. This this was fairly recent. ah The Sonic Writers and Hunger Games studio is putting out a Streets of Rage movie.
02:22:05
IGOTTADUMP
Is that what that is?
02:22:05
JohhnyCAGE
And that's, yeah, yeah, they're working on a Streets of Rage movie.
02:22:08
IGOTTADUMP
A live action?
02:22:10
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, um I think so. I don't know if it's confirmed, but I mean, it's, yeah, dude, that's,
02:22:17
Steve-O
That's wild.
02:22:20
JohhnyCAGE
It's so cool, dude.
02:22:24
JohhnyCAGE
If it's done right. um
02:22:29
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, I don't think it.
02:22:30
Steve-O
If you made a street shirt rage movie with like the DNA of the warriors.
02:22:35
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, and like I hate to say it because it's not out yet and we all come dunked on at least that first round.
02:22:36
Steve-O
That would be awesome.
02:22:41
JohhnyCAGE
But like if it had like kind of like that, like crazy vibe of like the Street Fighter trailer.
02:22:47
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:22:48
JohhnyCAGE
where it's like, I don't know, just clearly colorful and add in that sick fucking music.
02:22:52
Steve-O
Like rampant energy.
02:22:53
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. And then just like, just see Axl do a crazy combo and uppercut some guy to death. Like, oh man, I'm pretty sick.
02:23:04
Steve-O
That would be super sick.
02:23:05
JohhnyCAGE
You know what else pretty sick? Axl Knight directing Escape from New York reimagining?
02:23:10
Steve-O
Chris.
02:23:10
JohhnyCAGE
This is Chris's favorite thing.
02:23:12
Steve-O
You did it.
02:23:12
JohhnyCAGE
This is,
02:23:13
Steve-O
You did it. You asked for that reimagining of Escape from New York. It just, you didn't, you didn't pin the director when you made the wish on the monkey's paw.
02:23:24
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, you should have been a little bit more specific, Chris.
02:23:27
IGOTTADUMP
I guess I blame myself. Really.
02:23:30
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, that one's your fault.
02:23:32
IGOTTADUMP
You know, I blame myself.
02:23:33
JohhnyCAGE
This does feel targeted at you, though. This is like, Chris, you even the vibes have been too good. How do we how do we harsh them for you?
02:23:41
Steve-O
I didn't even know Zack Snyder was interested in anything like this.
02:23:44
JohhnyCAGE
it Anything? I'm just on way.
02:23:47
IGOTTADUMP
I think personally, it's he is desperate and the studio has the rights and they're like, you yeah, you made a ream good remake before. Let's do it again, baby.
02:23:58
JohhnyCAGE
Who's your snake flisking, Chris?
02:24:01
IGOTTADUMP
In Zack Snyder.
02:24:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. who
02:24:03
IGOTTADUMP
In Zack Snyder's Escape from New York.
02:24:04
JohhnyCAGE
Which which listen, listen, listen, I know this is going to sound like bad, right? But like that he's not a terrible caster. you Like he's his casting decisions.
02:24:13
IGOTTADUMP
So my snake Plissken in Zack Snyder's Escape from New York is Batista.
02:24:15
JohhnyCAGE
I've been pretty good.
02:24:19
Steve-O
oh
02:24:19
IGOTTADUMP
um he
02:24:20
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
02:24:21
IGOTTADUMP
and He can barely fit in any chair they put him in. I want to put that, like make that a big part of the movie.
02:24:27
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
02:24:28
IGOTTADUMP
I'm going to ask him to do steroids again, too, because I'm Zack Snyder.
02:24:31
Steve-O
Bring him back.
02:24:31
JohhnyCAGE
And then, listen, I get it. You're hard and you're like 55, but like you need to be 600 pounds.
02:24:38
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:24:38
Steve-O
You're weirding this out with your big head and your skinny body.
02:24:41
JohhnyCAGE
I don't like this.
02:24:41
IGOTTADUMP
Have to have him. got to put him in a wig. i don't think he can grow that hair anymore, but that's fine.
02:24:47
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, he's not. I think he's... ah yeah You think he pulls off the iPad?
02:24:53
IGOTTADUMP
I'm done.
02:24:56
JohhnyCAGE
I'm done. Don't ask me anymore.
02:24:58
JohhnyCAGE
I'm done.
02:24:58
IGOTTADUMP
ah
02:24:59
IGOTTADUMP
ah
02:24:59
JohhnyCAGE
I've done it. Like the end of and. right.
02:25:04
IGOTTADUMP
i got nothing left, man. Nothing that matters.
02:25:08
JohhnyCAGE
Like a Daniel planes, you just killed me.
02:25:09
IGOTTADUMP
It's all being...
02:25:10
JohhnyCAGE
and He's like, I'm finished.
02:25:12
Steve-O
I'm finished.
02:25:13
IGOTTADUMP
Everything's being taken from me, apparently. Starting with Escape from New York.
02:25:17
JohhnyCAGE
But do that that Lex Luthor suit looks so sick. Did you see it?
02:25:22
Steve-O
It's a cool damn suit.
02:25:24
JohhnyCAGE
I love it. That's exactly the vibe I want. Like, yes, please. And hey, hey, listen, you know, we take one, we give you one.
02:25:33
IGOTTADUMP
That is cool.
02:25:35
JohhnyCAGE
Danny Boyle hopes to film 28 years later, three next year.
02:25:40
IGOTTADUMP
That's fucking cool, dude.
02:25:41
JohhnyCAGE
I know it doesn't really tell me it's a confirmation, but he's like, no, I want to do it. And this is what we're doing. um
02:25:50
JohhnyCAGE
Let's let's go. um Steve, you still haven't seen Couple, right?
02:25:50
IGOTTADUMP
Hell yeah.
02:25:54
Steve-O
No, I haven't seen the trilogy. The soon-to-be trilogy, I should say.
02:25:58
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, dude.
02:26:00
IGOTTADUMP
Dude, Bone Temple.
02:26:00
JohhnyCAGE
Dude, Bone Temple.
02:26:00
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, see the first movie just to watch Bone Temple. Really.
02:26:03
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:26:04
Steve-O
i got to get there, yeah.
02:26:05
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, first movie's not bad.
02:26:05
Steve-O
You're right.
02:26:05
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's worth it.
02:26:06
JohhnyCAGE
It's just like Bone Temple's so good.
02:26:09
JohhnyCAGE
um And listen, I was talking about this. I was kind of i was vibing with the vibe of End of Oak Street in the initial teaser.
02:26:09
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, it's...
02:26:20
JohhnyCAGE
I had no idea this was a dinosaur movie. Interesting.
02:26:24
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, dude.
02:26:25
Steve-O
Oh. so
02:26:26
JohhnyCAGE
Interesting.
02:26:27
IGOTTADUMP
It was in the first trailer.
02:26:29
JohhnyCAGE
No, they don't show anything.
02:26:30
IGOTTADUMP
Yes, they do. They're running by the window.
02:26:34
JohhnyCAGE
You see something run by the window. I don't think you see dinosaurs.
02:26:35
IGOTTADUMP
no it's fucking a dinosaur foot, dude.
02:26:38
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
02:26:41
IGOTTADUMP
I know what I saw, man. in the first trailer.
02:26:43
JohhnyCAGE
I'm sorry. I didn't know was talking to the fucking number one fan over here.
02:26:44
IGOTTADUMP
love Abrams,
02:26:46
JohhnyCAGE
Jesus Christ.
02:26:49
IGOTTADUMP
i
02:26:49
JohhnyCAGE
My bad. Yeah, I don't.
02:26:50
IGOTTADUMP
love j j abras god damn it You son of a bitch.
02:26:56
JohhnyCAGE
yeah i don't You know, let somebody else play with dinosaurs. Fuck it. Why not? I'm in.
02:27:03
IGOTTADUMP
It's, I guess, somewhat intriguing concept. It's just, you know, has to be executed well.
02:27:08
JohhnyCAGE
I like the idea of that, like, um like, imagine the cul-de-sac from the burbs that gets transported to dinosaur land.
02:27:17
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:27:18
JohhnyCAGE
Like, that's cool.
02:27:20
IGOTTADUMP
That is like, it's ah it's an intriguing
Dinosaur Movie Teaser and Final Laughs
02:27:22
JohhnyCAGE
if If the other neighbors are interesting characters, I think this could rule.
02:27:22
IGOTTADUMP
concept.
02:27:22
IGOTTADUMP
I just...
02:27:27
JohhnyCAGE
if it's just focused on this one fucking family, despite there being an entire block of other neighbors and houses, like that sucks.
02:27:37
IGOTTADUMP
I'll pitch you an idea that I think would make it great.
02:27:40
JohhnyCAGE
Okay.
02:27:41
IGOTTADUMP
One of his neighbors is a raptor.
02:27:45
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
02:27:45
JohhnyCAGE
Oh, wait.
02:27:45
IGOTTADUMP
And he has raptor kids.
02:27:47
IGOTTADUMP
And he he gets treated like shit. And he's the one that brought the whole cul-de-sac back in time. Because he's like, I'm going to be one of my people again.
02:27:51
JohhnyCAGE
Oh,
02:27:55
JohhnyCAGE
You know, I think it was on your side until that last bit.
02:27:59
IGOTTADUMP
That's the end.
02:27:59
Steve-O
Yeah. Once you introduce time travel, it kind of ruined it.
02:28:02
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:28:02
IGOTTADUMP
It's part of the movie!
02:28:04
JohhnyCAGE
It kind of doesn't feel realistic, Chris.
02:28:04
Steve-O
Eh.
02:28:08
JohhnyCAGE
yeah But like, you I'm just saying, like, if if this movie is just about this dumb family, then that sucks.
02:28:18
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:28:18
Steve-O
Unless if they're a really dumb family.
02:28:20
IGOTTADUMP
Mmm.
02:28:21
JohhnyCAGE
that's true but like like to me like one of the things i really miss from those old movies those older films the 80s and the 90s is like the expansion of the other character like other characters was was that fun and like
02:28:23
IGOTTADUMP
ah
02:28:39
Steve-O
You want there to be a kick-ass neighbor who's got like some sort of like chainsaw car.
02:28:43
JohhnyCAGE
i want i want a neighbor that's a gun nut i want a neighbor that
02:28:48
Steve-O
Tremors. you You want tremors, Devin.
02:28:49
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, when movies were good, when Tremors was a thing.
02:28:53
IGOTTADUMP
yeah
02:28:54
JohhnyCAGE
no but like, I don't know, like any sort of like John McTiernan movie or.
02:29:00
IGOTTADUMP
I think you're going to get something like that. I think if anything, it's going to be ah quite the expose of the modern suburb and how everybody is kind of crazy. You know, like everybody has their own little picadillos.
02:29:09
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah. Yeah. And listen, I guess I'm the worst dude in the world because I didn't know there were dinosaurs in this movie.
02:29:18
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:29:18
JohhnyCAGE
They confirmed the dinos.
02:29:19
Steve-O
That makes you feel better.
02:29:19
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah.
02:29:20
Steve-O
I didn't even know about this movie.
02:29:20
IGOTTADUMP
You should be feeling, you should feel bad.
02:29:22
JohhnyCAGE
Even though I specifically talked about it like few weeks ago.
02:29:24
IGOTTADUMP
that We watch this in theaters.
02:29:25
Steve-O
Oh, no, I knew about it, but like I didn't know the twist.
02:29:29
IGOTTADUMP
Steve, get with the program, will you?
02:29:31
JohhnyCAGE
Come on, Steve. Use your stupid eyes.
02:29:35
Steve-O
My eyes. oh they're so stupid.
02:29:35
JohhnyCAGE
your stupid eyes and use them.
02:29:38
Steve-O
You know what, Devin? I hope a raptor sneaks up on you.
02:29:42
JohhnyCAGE
Ran by my window. I should have known.
02:29:44
Steve-O
Oh, it could have been some sort of gremlin perhaps.
02:29:44
JohhnyCAGE
was fucking blur.
02:29:47
IGOTTADUMP
Alan.
02:29:48
Steve-O
how
02:29:49
IGOTTADUMP
We all remember that.
02:29:49
JohhnyCAGE
and
02:29:52
JohhnyCAGE
That's true.
02:29:52
Steve-O
ah
02:29:53
JohhnyCAGE
That's priest.
02:29:54
IGOTTADUMP
I don't remember that.
02:29:55
Steve-O
That's the end of the movie. And you know what? That would be J.J. Abrams making a comedy.
02:30:00
IGOTTADUMP
That's hilarious. It's art.
02:30:02
JohhnyCAGE
yeah
02:30:03
Steve-O
And then the dinosaur farts.
02:30:03
IGOTTADUMP
It's...
02:30:06
JohhnyCAGE
Farts in a very inopportune time.
02:30:09
Steve-O
Johnny Knoxville as the Raptor.
02:30:13
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, that's good. Casting, Steve. This is a good movie, if that happens.
02:30:16
JohhnyCAGE
That's a Zack Snyder look quality cast.
02:30:20
IGOTTADUMP
Mmm.
02:30:21
JohhnyCAGE
I got Raptor.
02:30:21
IGOTTADUMP
He might be in my escape from New York.
02:30:23
Steve-O
What about Wyatt Russell?
02:30:24
IGOTTADUMP
directed by
02:30:27
IGOTTADUMP
Steve, he doesn't need the paycheck right now. i think he's doing all right.
02:30:33
Steve-O
As the T-Rex.
02:30:35
IGOTTADUMP
Okay. you I didn't know where you were going. I thought you why were going one way.
02:30:37
JohhnyCAGE
Okay. Yes. I immediately into this.
02:30:39
IGOTTADUMP
You went right the other.
02:30:40
Steve-O
is it
02:30:42
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, I'd see him as a big dinosaur.
02:30:45
JohhnyCAGE
You know what? I think, um, I think instead of dinosaurs, there should just be power slap competitors.
02:30:54
IGOTTADUMP
Oh, the big fat guys that slap each other?
02:30:55
JohhnyCAGE
Big fat guys slapping each other.
02:30:55
Steve-O
Oh, the fat guy's slap.
02:30:58
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, that would make the same amount of noise.
02:31:00
JohhnyCAGE
Not to not to dive into it, but God, I felt down a whole two hours.
02:31:04
IGOTTADUMP
Fat guy hole.
02:31:04
JohhnyCAGE
was watching power slap compilations.
02:31:07
JohhnyCAGE
It was bad. Yeah, and I hate how cool, it I hate how much I watched it I was oh, man.
02:31:08
IGOTTADUMP
You ever see that competition where the two guys run at each other at full force?
02:31:11
Steve-O
oh yeah.
02:31:14
IGOTTADUMP
That was awful.
02:31:16
JohhnyCAGE
Awful, but extremely watchable.
02:31:20
IGOTTADUMP
Are they trying to make like a juggernaut? Man.
02:31:24
JohhnyCAGE
Just don't, don't let Dana White see it.
02:31:25
IGOTTADUMP
Is that the goal?
02:31:26
JohhnyCAGE
Don't let Dana White see that.
02:31:28
Steve-O
Yeah, they'll put it out.
02:31:28
IGOTTADUMP
guy he's
02:31:28
JohhnyCAGE
We're in trouble.
02:31:29
Steve-O
and They'll put it out.
02:31:30
IGOTTADUMP
He cultivates muscle slaves to to beat each other to death.
02:31:31
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:31:35
IGOTTADUMP
That's his job.
02:31:36
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah, but yeah, listen, that's the news the last few weeks. going to have a shitload to talk about next week.
02:31:42
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah. Video games coming.
02:31:43
JohhnyCAGE
ah And Chris is going to be I was working, I didn't have time to walk into sick trails.
02:31:45
Steve-O
Video games are back.
02:31:45
IGOTTADUMP
And they're gonna... You might get all different types of video games. You might get a game... shut the fuck up and let me finish god damn it you might get a game about raviolis I don't know yeah
02:31:55
JohhnyCAGE
I'm sorry.
02:31:55
Steve-O
Damn. Really?
02:31:59
JohhnyCAGE
um that's That's what I interrupted.
02:32:04
IGOTTADUMP
exactly
02:32:05
JohhnyCAGE
i just say that that was that was That was on me.
02:32:09
Steve-O
Look, guys, when Kirby shows up and eats half the crowd, we're going to be really having some news to talk about.
02:32:09
JohhnyCAGE
Bad move.
02:32:12
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:32:15
IGOTTADUMP
Yeah, we're gonna have a really interesting legal debate that I didn't think was going to be solved the fuck immediately from eating 50 fucking people. Dudes, go to the chair, okay?
02:32:25
Steve-O
Rats, vamps, everybody gets food poisoning.
02:32:27
JohhnyCAGE
And then we're going to get a shocker situation. i don't want to get a shocker situation.
02:32:31
IGOTTADUMP
and Nobody wants a shocker situation, but it's the law, goddammit.
02:32:34
JohhnyCAGE
Yeah.
02:32:38
JohhnyCAGE
We're going to be
02:32:40
Steve-O
Unless if we get Ernest goes to jail, Ernest.
02:32:43
IGOTTADUMP
oh
02:32:43
JohhnyCAGE
in trouble. That's the worst case in scenario, dude.
02:32:46
IGOTTADUMP
It's only thing to stop Kirby.
02:32:46
JohhnyCAGE
Kirby with Magneto powers?
02:32:49
Steve-O
Hip-de-yip-de-yip-de-yip.
02:32:50
JohhnyCAGE
We have future, Charles. Live, Moss.
02:32:52
IGOTTADUMP
Charles is everything I've wanted.
02:32:55
JohhnyCAGE
we have a future charles by
02:33:01
Steve-O
right. Well, that's the bell, everybody.
02:33:03
JohhnyCAGE
marx
02:33:04
Steve-O
we will be back next week talking about the summer games releases and our announcements.
02:33:05
IGOTTADUMP
it.
02:33:10
Steve-O
So hope to see you then.
02:33:13
JohhnyCAGE
Later.