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Better Watch Out | B-Movie Bash! | #JY S3E20
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"On a quiet suburban street, a babysitter must defend a twelve-year-old boy from intruders, only to discover it's far from a normal home invasion..."
This week we watched and reviewed an actual decent movie - Better Watch Out. This movie is rated a 6.5 on IMDB and was definitely a fun and wild ride with an interesting twist! Come hang out as we start the Christmas season off with a bang!
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Introduction to 'Hashtag Judging You' Podcast
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Hello everybody. Hello. My name is Shannon. I'm Alyssa. Welcome back to another episode of Hashtag Judging You. And this week we are kicking off December. It's Christmas time and it's time to do some stupid Christmas movies.
Bad Christmas Movies Discussion
00:01:55
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I saw one on on Hulu earlier that I was like, that looks horrible. Maybe I'll watch it. So yeah, I so Tony and I do Random like awful harm Hallmark II rom-coms We'll just watch them throughout December and we watched from the other night that actually wasn't too bad It was either called a Christmas switch or the Christmas switch. I remember which one of the two they are both movies so but it was kind of like a freaky Friday type movie and There was some cringy moments, but it was actually pretty good
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So I think it was on Hulu, but I'm not sure. I keep pulling up my phone to look at Hulu and I don't have Hulu on my phone I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah. Yeah, it's Kismis or something like that. Oh gosh. Yeah, I think that's what it was called So fun. Yeah. Yeah
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I originally was gonna... Oh, it's good. Oh, no, you're good. There's a couple on 2B that I really want to watch. That's where I watched this week's. Oh, nice. Yay, 2B. And that's where I watched the one that I was gonna watch. Oh, okay. And it was called... That you were... That I couldn't... Yeah, I couldn't handle. It was called Christmas Twister. That's the one I was gonna watch. Don't watch it. Oh, my God. I mean, you can if you want, but I know the first 35 minutes, so I know the entire story.
00:03:07
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It was like, you know the movies that are like not bad enough. It was like a 3.5 or something. Okay. It was okay. The graphics and stuff were horrible. Okay. But it wasn't even so bad that I wanted to finish just to make fun of it. I was just so bored. I could not.
00:03:27
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That's how a couple of mine have felt where I'm just like, I don't know, like fucking doll face. I was like, there's no way. I'm gonna like, this thing is so boring. And then it got to whatever the fuck it was. And I was like, okay. And then it got weird. It got so weird. I know. I was like, maybe it'll be fun. Like I'll just stick it out. And then I was like, I can't do it. Okay. I won't give that one to watch. But that movie did give me my joke that I wanted to present. Oh, yeah. Okay. How is tornado season like Christmas season?
00:03:57
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You end up with a tree in your living room. That's pretty good, huh? That's sad and horrible and funny. I know, right? I was like, huh, I'm using that. Even though I'm not watching the movie. I have a joke for you. It's horrible. People might get mad about it. Oh boy. Okay. So there's this guy and he's dating three women, right? And he can't decide which of the three women that he wants to marry. He's like, I just,
00:04:23
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I love them all so much, you know, and each of them bring different things to the table. So he decides, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to take $15,000 out of my bank and I'm going to give each of them $5,000. I'm going to give them $15,000 in my bank. Right. That you could just give out to people. Sorry.
00:04:38
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So he gives out $5,000 to each of his girlfriends and tells them to do with what they please, right? The first one goes and she goes to a spa. She gets her hair done. She gets her nails done. She buys a whole new wardrobe. She gets a little bit of plastic surgery to make herself, you know, she comes back to him and she says, I made myself more beautiful for you because I love you.
00:04:58
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Okay. Okay. The second woman goes and she buys him a whole new wardrobe and she buys him watches and she buys him shoes and stuff. And she comes back and she says, I got you all of these things because I love you. You know, like the third woman goes and she spends all of the money or she invests all of the money. And she says that she like quadrupled it in a night. So she gives him his $5,000 back and she says, I took the money you gave me and I made more for us because I love you.
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And so the man was like, oh, this is great, you know, like, okay. And he thinks about it, and he thinks about it, and he thinks about it. And he's like, man, which is the woman that's perfect for me? And he finally decides, and he marries the woman with the biggest breasts. Somehow I knew that's what the punchline was gonna be. Somehow. Yup, yup. I mean.
00:05:54
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You gotta get smothered somehow, right? You gotta die some way. Well, should we get into things? Yes. Okay. Yeah. So I do have a Christmas movie. It was on Tubi. It was actually, so you know who we've been like, oh, I want to watch a movie that's like actually good and
Discussion on 'Better Watch Out' - A Christmas Horror Movie
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talk about it.
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this movie was actually pretty good cool okay um so it has a 6.5 awesome i know right okay not too bad compared to the 3. whatever that i almost watched that i partially watched um wait hold on you mean we're gonna be praising the movie kind of so we're gonna be appeasing the asshole on tiktok's
00:06:31
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that person whoever they are also he keeps telling us that we have the faces for podcasts and i'm like i know that's why we are not doing videos yeah that's why we are here yeah dumb bitch yeah don't tell me shit i already know yeah your voices suck i know but someone listens right anyway okay we've got we've got a lot of loyal followers
00:06:54
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great people get plenty of listens we're never gonna be number one and that's fine that's fine I know that about my life yep we're just having fun so cuz I'd be doing this to you anyway right so yeah okay okay we should get into it all right so six point five this movie is called better watch out which I thought was fun and the cover is like a teenage girl holding a knife and then a young boy's face next to her there's like Christmas lights
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Okay, so it's just like a spooky. Yeah Actually speaking of horror there's an episode of whose line is it anyway
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where he pronounces a horror. And for the rest of the episode, they say it like that. That makes me laugh every time. I love Whose Line is it anyway. I'm sad that they don't do it anymore. I just watched the reruns. It's on HBO. Oh, okay, cool, cool, cool. Zach and I have weirdly gotten onto Jeopardy side of TikTok. Nice. And we're just like, you know, trying to answer them with people inside.
00:08:00
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Fuck it. There's also like something called the 1% or some shit. I think I've heard of that. Yeah. It's like you have to be smart enough or whatever. And I'm sitting there watching all of these. I'm not getting them at all. Zach is getting them right away. And I already know I'm not very smart. Okay. I was not made for schooling and stuff. Like, I think you're very smart. Thank you. I think I'm wise. I don't think I'm smart. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. My wisdom score is higher than my intelligence. So.
00:08:24
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And that charisma is up there. Thank you. I just caught my jacket on the way up so that's good. Dexterity is low when I'm talking about that.
00:08:33
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My strength is... We don't need that. If anything, I'm a cleric. Yeah, I was gonna say, we're casters. Yeah, we're casters. That's fine. Stand in the back and we go. We should buy a D&D game. It's gonna be fun. Do you guys want to listen to us play a D&D game? I don't know if I could roleplay on camera. It'd be so fun. You want to put Ish? No! We would offend so many people.
00:08:59
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no anyway yep so okay how did we get on any of that uh we're I got talking about tech talk oh yeah
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I had to put a timer on my phone for TikTok. Um, I ignore it most of the time. It's like, you're done for the day and you're like, fuck you. You just put the passcode to say, no, I'm not. At least you're trying to be accountable. Yeah. I appreciate that. Sometimes when it goes off at work, I go, okay, can I set it down? And then I do what I need to do. And then when you're scrolling in bed, who gives a fuck? Exactly. Yeah. I'm losing sleep, not you. Exactly. Anyway. Okay. Okay.
00:09:36
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Okay, so it's called Better Watch Out. Better Watch Out, okay. And I don't know about, maybe when I hear the phrase Better Watch Out, obviously Christmas, but there was a vine back in the day where it's just someone's like standing there and he's like, you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out! And I think so. Constantly, just in my daily life, and Tony and I say it all the time, so that's what I was thinking of when I found this movie. I know, TikTok is close. I know.
00:10:03
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TikTok is pretty close especially when people do something that you're like oh my gosh that's vine coated like so much like that's you know so um okay so i don't want to give you the full first sometimes when i'm editing and we're like trying to find the words to say it a bit and i just listen to it over and over again and loop it for myself and then i delete it
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Anyway, I don't wanna give you the full synopsis because it sure does. And I was reading, if you watch the trailer though, it gives away the twist. I hate that. It's so stupid.
00:10:46
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But yeah, I was reading through some of the reviews and the very top one was like, if you're going to watch this movie, stop reading. Don't watch anything. Just go watch the damn movie because it's going to be spoiled for you. And I did not. So I think it's better if you don't know how it ends. So I want to preserve that.
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The first part of the synopsis though is, on a quiet suburban street, a babysitter must defend a 12 year old boy from intruders. So we open to a happy little snowman while Joy to the World is playing. And a girl is like, okay, Mr. Frosty, all you need is a nose. And she goes to put the nose on when suddenly the head gets knocked clean off. And we see a boy smiling with a baseball bat. And so she gets super mad at him and she's like,
00:11:36
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Bobby or whatever one like chases him down the street. And so we see them running off and then it just kind of does a montage of like kids playing in the snow and adults shoveling and like it's a very family friendly cute neighborhood, right? And then we meet Ashley. Ashley is our 17 year old babysitter. Okay. And she is protagonist. Yes.
00:11:57
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all right she's pretty great i like her actually okay and she is driving and talking on the phone to her mom okay and she is talking about how um like i know that i was supposed to be home packing today but i actually got a last minute job at the whatever family so i'm going to be babysitting for them tonight and i promise i'll do it all tomorrow
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And her mom is like, you're talking to me on your headphones, right? You're not like talking on the phone in your car. She's like, oh, totally in mom. And so she reaches in her bag and it's like corded headphones. And so she's trying to untangle them as she's driving. And as she's fiddling with them, she almost hits a cat that like runs across the road. I think it was a black cat. Don't quote me on that. And so she like slams on her brakes and there's a family like out in front of the house, like where she stops and they're like, hello. And so she just like,
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pulls away and as she starts driving away we see a black SUV that was stopped at a stop sign turn the corner and follow her down the road okay we now meet two boys that are hanging out in the bedroom okay and one of them's name is Luke he's our main 12 year old okay
00:13:02
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He's been in a few things actually, but I don't know. One of them was the Peter Pan movie that came out in like 2015. I never saw that one. It was just called Pan and it had like Hugh Jackman in it and like some other big named people. Yeah, I don't remember that one. He was Peter Pan.
00:13:18
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But he looks like, picture 12-year-old Kurt from Glee. This is him. If Kurt and young Sheldon had a baby, that's this kid. And he's wearing a button-up shirt with a sweater over the top.
00:13:32
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Oh, I see it. He's a cute kid. He's a cute little baby. Oh my gosh, you're right. That's a really good description of him. And in the movie he looks even more like them because he's wearing fancy clothes and stuff. But we meet Luke and then his friend Garrett is in there too. And Garrett is like your typical
00:13:54
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Nerdy friends got glasses and long like straggly hair and stuff and Garrett is playing a video game and Luke is on a tablet or something looking at a website. Okay, and He says that if you want to get a girl in the mood, this is what the website says Oh, you have to make them watch a horror movie because that causes us to like release dopamine in our brains and that gets us Fancy, right?
00:14:18
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I don't think they're right. I don't think so either. I want horror movies to relax. I mean, some people might, but it's more like the adrenaline, I feel like. I mean, if you're wanting to get them cuddly, that's what you watch, you know? But I promise you, promise you anything, guys. You want to get a girl in the mood? You watch a movie with a hot guy as the lead actor. That's all I'm saying.
00:14:43
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Watch her wrong, come with her. She's really happy. Because you're watching what she wants to watch, therefore she's in a better mood, and therefore will more than likely be- And it's all lovey-dovey, so she's gonna be like, we can be lovey-dovey too. Yeah, like not trying to say, you know, manipulate people into whatever, but like, you know, the best way to get people in the mood is to, I don't know, participate in things they enjoy. Yeah, I guess.
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but anyway yeah um so he says that about the dopamine and stuff and garrett is like dude you can't believe everything you read online or see in movies and he's like like the paint can example we were talking about and luke is like dude we discussed this already the er doctor said that if a paint can came swinging down into your face it would just smash your head in kind of thing oh oh home alone okay yeah i was like well i
00:15:31
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A lot of those things would have killed those men. Don't like Home Alone. Really? I would have slapped the shit out of that child so fucking hard. I mean, they wanted to kill him. It's true. It's true. Like I'm not I'm not denying that he could that he should have been defending himself. He absolutely should have. But like as a mom, you would have been. As a mom, I would just smack the shit out of all my kids. They were all awful little monsters alike. Yeah.
00:15:56
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Yeah, but yeah, he brings that up and he's like, whatever, dude. And then Garrett tells Luke that he has no chance with Ashley anyway. It was a full paint can, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah, they'd have been dead. Yeah. And like the second one, how he's like throwing bricks from the roof. Yeah. I'm like dead. He can hit with like three bricks in the head. Yeah. Dead. Dead. I was like, if it was more of like an empty paint can or like maybe just like a little bit of, you know, like, yeah.
00:16:22
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I mean, broken nose or whatever. But a full paint can. A full paint can. Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:27
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if you lived you'd have brain damage like the part where he steps on a nail the grab the the blistering or the phone like the or the iron whatever you know yeah it's all bad it's all bad but yeah so Garrett tells Luke that he has no chance with Ashley anyway and that she's like twice their age and Luke is like she's five years older and it's not that big a deal because my parents are five years apart so it's totally fine like
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i'm not worried about it at all and he says that he thinks that she likes him and it's tonight or never and so garrett is like fine whatever buddy and then he's like you know what a better time would be is if we smoke the weed that my brother gave me and he he's so dweeby but he's wearing like marijuana socks and he's trying to act all cool and um does that make you cool yeah absolutely not
00:17:15
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But Luke is like, I'm gonna go ahead with my plan, thanks though. And Garrett's like, well I hope you get some ass. And then Luke's mom walks down the hall and he's like, assistance with that tech problem you've been having buddy. And he's like, I see.
00:17:33
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And the mom kind of peeks her head in and she's like, okay, Luke, remember that you need to go to bed by 11. And he's like, I know mom. And she's like, okay, make sure you brush your teeth. And he's like, okay. And she's like, okay, I left some pizza money for you. And he's like, okay mom, play the light. So she walks away. How old is he? 12. And he's not babysitting himself? Okay. Yep. Like, okay, listen, like I would be okay.
00:17:58
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People babysitting you know, like 12 year olds or whatever having an older babysitter if the parents are gonna be gone all night if they're like Well, we're not coming back to like maybe tomorrow morning more like we won't come back to like 3 a.m. Something like that. They're literally in the same town We're like dinner. That's so you don't need a babysitter. No
00:18:15
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Not if you trust your child and they're immature enough. If you don't trust your child. I was babysitting by the time I was 12. Exactly. I was watching other people's children when I was 12. That's what I thought too. I was like, ooh, she's 17. That's weird. That's weird.
00:18:30
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I was like, he's 12, he can be watching. Again, I would completely understand if you were like, oh, well, no, we're not gonna be back till way late in the night. We're gonna be in the next town over kind of a thing. If he has- We can't just run home. Yeah, if he has a medical emergency, it would be nice if somebody who can drive can take him to the hospital or whatever. That would be nice, you know? But like, or I don't fucking know, maybe see if a neighbor or your best friend can be like, hey, can he spend the night with you guys so that we can go to this wedding out of town? Like, yeah.
00:18:59
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I don't know, I just feel like, maybe it's because when we were kids, we were watching kids at that age. So it's like. You should be old enough to handle yourself. You can at least handle yourself. You should at least be aware, don't use the oven, like don't. Yeah, don't make stupid choices. Yeah. You would think. You think. Okay, so downstairs, we meet Luke's dad. Okay. And my jaw dropped. I got so excited. Who is it? His dad is Patrick Warburton, who is the voice of Crunk. Is that guy?
00:19:29
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I know, I was like, I love him so much. And he's standing there looking at their Christmas tree, putting on a tie. And the mom, she's such a bitch the entire time, but I think that's kind of the point. She comes downstairs and she tells him to turn off the Christmas music because she's getting a migraine.
00:19:44
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but he comes over holding a box and he was like, it seems that some of my ornaments didn't make it on the Christmas tree. He like holds up the box and then he pulls out an ornament that I think was like ballet slippers. Okay. And she was like, we are not putting those on the tree. And then he's like, what they're my special ornaments, like I love them. And she's like, are you sure you've never sucked another man's dick? I love that that's the picture on his IMDb patron. That is great. Yeah. Sucked another what?
00:20:11
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Yeah, she was like, are you sure you've never sucked a man's dick? Like, in college? Ever. And she was like, those ornaments are just very... metrosexual. Are you sure you're not into, you know, softball cam? You're gonna be over here being a fucking hom- like, pussy. Right? But he says, I'm allowed to like gay things. And I was like, hell yeah, you are, sir. And she's like, whatever, I need a drink. And she walks away. Yeah, that'll help with your migraine.
00:20:38
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So upstairs the guys are kind of dinking around the room and Garrett finds this like white noise machine that I think he calls like the womb machine because it's the kind that's like whooshy swooshy like heartbeats yeah and he was like what the hell dude this thing is creepy I hope you don't still sleep with it and Luca's like no don't shut up and just like talk to Senator's bed.
00:21:00
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back downstairs Ashley shows up and the dad answers the door and he's like Ashley you look breathtaking tonight and she's like hey you look you know pretty spiffy and your fancy tie and stuff and he invites her in and then he's like so I heard you're leaving us and she's like yeah I'm moving in a few days to Pittsburgh and he's like did I give you permission she was like what
00:21:23
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And he just like smiles and laughs and so he was just, he was like a weird joke, like that awkward dad joking and she's like, okay. Like someone else's dad making jokes with you and you're just like. Yeah. Did I give you permission? Okay. But they chat for a minute and the mom line comes over and they talk and then they notice that Luke is standing at the top of like their big staircase. It's beautiful.
00:21:46
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and the dad is like Luke you were supposed to take out the garbage and the mom is like and you were supposed to like don't forget the shovel or something about shoveling and the dad is like hey how about you grab the garbage i'll grab the recycling i'll come help you out and so i know right so they go to head out but as they're walking through they like go to go through the living room and the mom is like new carpet and so they like
00:22:06
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the four of them go through the kitchen because they both had their shoes on. So the mom takes Ashley aside and she tells her that Luke has been having trouble with sleepwalking again and she says to make sure that he takes his pills and that once he goes to bed you close his door and you like rest a pencil on the doorknob so that they can know if he got out in the middle of the night but he doesn't have to know that they're like
00:22:30
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watching him okay and then she takes the pencil and tucks it under like the rug runner in the hallway outside of his door it was like that's a really weird place that was a weird place to put that pencil but yeah because it would trip on it right so like what and die like yeah stupid
00:22:48
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But as they're kind of having this conversation, she hears a clattering sound from the bathroom and she sees Garrett in there. She's like, what are you doing? And he's like, um, itch cream. Do you have, I have a little, do you have some itch cream? And she's like, top shelf. Okay. And she walks away and he scoops some pills back into a pill bottle. Oh, no. Yeah.
00:23:08
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So everyone's heading out the door. Garrett leaves and wishes Luke good luck. And the parents are starting to leave and saying their goodbyes when the mom notices the dad's tie. And it's like bright red with like Christmas stuff all over it. And she's like, you're not leaving the house with that tie on. You need to change right now. And he's like, I love my tie. And she's like, no, you're not wearing that. She's getting divorced. I know. He's so sweet. And she's just like, meh.
00:23:32
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So he pulls it off and I think he tosses it to Luke. And then he pulls out another tie and it's a black one with Christmas stuff all over it. And he looks at Ashley and he's like, you gotta always be prepared. And she's kind of like, okay. Don't marry a cheeky sea. Yeah, be prepared that way. And the mom just kind of rolls her eyes. And as they're going out the door, she's like, please don't embarrass me like you did last year.
00:23:57
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Bitch. You're getting divorced. Bitch. I'm divorcing you for him. I'm putting in the papers. I just don't understand. Why? I don't know. I hate that. It drives me insane. I hate not seeing happy couples. And at first I was like, is he being creepy? Is this supposed to be creepy? Maybe it's just awkward. Okay. I think he's just, yeah. He wanted him to be creepy. He'd have been creepy.
00:24:25
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Yeah, anyway, maybe maybe I haven't seen the rest of it anyway, okay So Luke asks Ashley if she wants to watch a movie, but she's like, oh actually I have to make a phone call So do you want to just like go play video games or something? And he's like, okay So she started talking to the phone to her boyfriend Ricky
00:24:42
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and she's telling him that she just needs some space tonight and like she wants to clear her head like she's gonna have to say goodbye to everything and everybody and she's just feeling really overwhelmed about it and we don't hear him talking but he says whatever and she's like okay well i'm probably getting down around 11 30 so i don't know maybe you could wait till then but i just i don't know if i want to see you like i don't want to see anybody
00:25:02
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and then he says something else and she's like well you could ignore you know dozens of pervy laws and just come over anyway and he says something and she's like no that was a joke that was definitely a joke.
00:25:13
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and she puts her hand down on the counter when she's talking on the phone and a spider crawls out and goes on her hand and she starts freaking out and she's like, look, kill it, kill it, kill it! She's like yelling and screaming and he catches it in the jar and he's like, he didn't do anything and he goes to let it out in the backyard. Yeah, in the freezing cold where the spider's gonna die. Yeah. I'd rather a quick death, but you know. Yeah.
00:25:36
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Oh, spiders don't do well on the cold. It's a pretty big spider though. It was like, like it wasn't like tarantula or anything, but it was pretty big. But Ricky on the phone is like, Ashley, Ashley, are you okay? What's going on? And she was like, I can handle myself just fine. You don't need to worry about me. And then she's like, can we just hang out tomorrow? And she's like, okay, maybe if Luke falls asleep early or something. I don't know, I'll have to text you.
00:25:57
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So we see Ashley like start some laundry and do a few things around the house. That's so weird to me. That is so bizarre. As I would never. Like I clean up after the kids. I don't know if it's her own laundry. Sorry go ahead. No you're fine. Like I mean when I was babysitting and stuff for kids, I was never told to do dishes. I was never told to do. I'm a babysitter. I'm not a nanny. I'm not a housekeeper.
00:26:20
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You know, so yeah, I'll clean up after the kids. Like if I, if I made them dinner, I'll clean up after that. But like, cause you know, a lot of the time they're like, Oh yeah, they can have mac and cheese. They can have this and so you know, I'm like, yeah, I'll clean those and stuff. And if they were playing and they stopped playing with these toys, I'm like, Hey guys, we need to clean this up and we'll clean that up and stuff. But like, I'm not.
00:26:37
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doing laundry. I'm not doing laundry for these people that's so bizarre. Yep but she does. Okay. So and then she so she starts the laundry and she walks down the hall and as she's going down she sees some like family pictures and she stops and looks at one of the family on a ski trip when he was younger and they're just all smiling and looking cute together.
00:26:56
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but she goes back into the living room and sits down and she's like flipping through trying to find a movie when something suddenly shoots past her head and like knocks over a picture and she's like what the fuck and Luke is standing behind her with a bottle of champagne
00:27:10
Speaker
yeah and he takes a huge swig and she demands that he hands it over and she like goes around the couch but he jumps over the couch to avoid her and he's like don't just come on it's totally fine and he takes another big swig of it and he's like there was one time me and Garrett drank a whole bottle and Garrett puked all over he can't handle his liquor like me
00:27:31
Speaker
Ashley is like, oh, I'm so impressed and tells him to hand it over again. And he like takes a huge, huge swing of it before handing it over to her. So she takes it into the kitchen and she sees that he forgot to close the door when he was putting the spider outside. So she was like, Luke, like you can't leave the door open, dude, it's freezing. And she starts dumping the, or she closes it and locks it.
00:27:53
Speaker
and she starts dumping the champagne down the sink when she gets another call from Ricky and she tells him that tonight probably isn't gonna work out and he says something rude to her but we don't hear what it is and she was like you know what that was a low blow I'm hanging up on you now like I am done so she does and she takes a big swig of the champagne and Luke comes in he's like I got you and she's like okay let's just not tell your parents okay like let's just put that out of our minds
00:28:20
Speaker
And then she says, you know, drinking isn't going to impress her. And she's like, besides, I already think you're pretty cool. Like, you're a cool kid. And he puts his hand over hers. And she's like, it's time to order pizza. Why don't we do that? And she's like, what do you want on your pizza? And he's like, anything but mushrooms. And she's like, OK. So she walks over to their home phone, which is hung up on the wall.
00:28:42
Speaker
okay okay so she walks over to grab the phone but as she's about to pick it up it rings and scares the crap out of her so she answers and she's like hello hello but no one says anything so she hangs it up back in the living room Luke has turned on a scary movie and Ashley sits down and he's like why are you dating a jerk like Ricky anyway and says that she keeps choosing guys that treat her like shit because there was another ex named Jeremy who was like a total douchebag and now there's Ricky
00:29:09
Speaker
and she's like hey Ricky has a sweet side he can be really nice and you need to be nice because you don't see how soft and gentle he hits me when we're at home yeah but she's like yeah you need to be nice besides you're drunk kiddo and he's like i'm not a kid and i'm not drunk i'll be 13 in a few weeks both yeah you are a child yeah he's like besides i'm mature for my age and she's like oh i know you are and then she says you know if i was your age i would date you and he was like
00:29:35
Speaker
really like it's all excited but i'm not your age nope and then she's like oh shit i totally forgot to order the pizza because of the call that came in and as she says that the doorbell rings okay so she goes over and looks through the peephole and there's someone standing there holding a pizza box wearing a black face mask like a full like ski mask face mask yep
00:29:59
Speaker
deadbolt on and she calls over to Luke and she's like I didn't know you ordered pizza he's like I didn't she's like okay so she opens the door
00:30:12
Speaker
See my capitalized no in quoting parentheses? No. And she's like, hey, sorry, we didn't order that pizza. And he's like, well, is this such and such a dress? And she's like, yeah. And he's like, well, somebody ordered it. And Luca's like, it was probably my dad and just hands over the pizza money and they take the pizza and Ashley goes to close the door and he's like, you have a pleasant night. And she's like, okay, thanks, bye. And I'd be barricading myself upstairs and calling the police probably.
00:30:41
Speaker
Like, ugh. So she closes the door and locks it. Oh my gosh, immediate, immediate call the police. Like, I don't want to be that person, but if I'm watching someone else's child and some creepy person comes to the door and it's like- Why would you answer the door? I don't know what you do. Like, we yell through and be like, we didn't order any pizza, please go away. Or just pretend you're not home. I know, I would call the parents and be like, did you guys order a pizza? No? You can wait in the cold while I figure this out. Thank you. Thank you. But she does not.
00:31:10
Speaker
but she goes into the living room with the pizza and sees that Luke has lit a couple candles on the table and she kind of like looks at him like really and he's like it's for ambiance it's fine he doesn't say it like a gay person
00:31:23
Speaker
He says it's for ambiance. And they're starting to eat the pizza and she's like, wait, why did your dad order mushrooms if he knows you hate them? And he's like, I don't know, because they're vegetables. He wants me to eat vegetables. I don't know. But they sit and watch the movie for a minute and they're eating their pizza. And Luke puts his hand on her thigh and his head on her shoulder. Yeah. And she like moves his hand off, but he keeps his head there.
00:31:46
Speaker
but she gets a call from Ricky and so she like leans forward and sees that it's him and she flips her phone face down on the table and he kind of like smiles at that. He's kind of like, haha Ricky. And then she gets another call from him and she decides to answer it. So she walks away. She talks on the phone for a minute and she comes back in and she can see that Luke is looking a little like bummed and annoyed. And so she rubs his head like she, what do you call that? Ruffles his hair. Yeah, she ruffles his hair. And she's like, you know, you'll always be my little buddy, right?
00:32:15
Speaker
he's like ow a knife oh yeah and he's like can we just watch the movie i know right but yeah he's like can we just watch the movie and so she sits down and there's a scary part in the movie so she's like oh my gosh and she starts like watching through her fingers and like yelling at the movie like why would you even do that why would you go in there you're going in the
00:32:37
Speaker
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard and like just saying all this stuff and we can see them sitting on the couch Meanwhile behind them there's a window and we can see a silhouette of a person standing in the window and she hears a noise outside and she's like Did you hear that? He's like no and then something in the movie makes her jump like a jump scare and she reaches for his hand and he immediately launches himself onto her and starts trying to kiss her and
00:33:02
Speaker
And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm pushing them off. She's like, inappropriate, absolutely not, not gonna happen, no. Yeah, you're five years younger than me, son. No, you were a child and I am almost a legal adult. So yeah, so she pushes them off. But luckily the house phone rings again. So she gets up and she's like, hello?
00:33:24
Speaker
and they don't answer and she's like, are you gonna talk or what? And a man's voice says, I can see you. And so she goes over to the window and she's like, how many fingers am I holding up? And she holds up her middle finger and nobody says anything on the other line. So she's like, whatever, and she hangs it up. And she goes back into the living room and she tells Luke to just turn off the movie and hand over the champagne. And she turns around toward the window and there is like this five foot blow mold Santa that was on the porch that is now right outside the window.
00:33:54
Speaker
And she's like, fuck, fuck, fuck. And so she's like, okay, where's your hose? I am spraying whoever's out there. Like, this is not funny anymore. Police. You would think. Police. Spray them with the hose? Yeah. Like, that's what you're gonna do? First of all, that's assault. Yeah, true. You're on my property. Second of all though, you're gonna go outside? Yeah, I wouldn't. No. No. No. But she walks out of the living room and can see that the back doors are open.
00:34:22
Speaker
Yeah, and they're like French doors. So those are open. And so she freaks out and she runs over and closes and locks it. And she tells Luke to toss her her phone. And it's like couch, open aquarium, the rest of the room. So he tosses it and it goes straight into the fish tank. So that, yeah. And his boy doesn't have a phone of his own?
00:34:45
Speaker
we get there okay so he tosses it and she's like damn it and then there's a knock at the door and luke runs over and he's like i'm not scared i'll answer the door and she's like no yeah what are you doing and she looks through the peephole and doesn't see anybody but like as she's standing there there's another bang on the door and she's like oh my god yeah exactly
00:35:04
Speaker
And so Luke reaches and opens the door and is like, come at me. I know Tae Kwon Do. I can take you. And he gets tackled to the ground by a person dressed in all black. Uh-huh. Gosh, I know everybody would react differently in these kind of situations. And I know I'm pretty sure in some situations I'd probably freeze. Yeah.
00:35:27
Speaker
I'm the amount of feral monster, just psycho bitch that I would become. If somebody tackled the kid I was babysitting, I would just, I'd be biting, I'd be scratching, I'd be kicking.
00:35:42
Speaker
Oh, we'd be fucking going like if you're gonna take me out. I'm gonna get your DNA first of all Yeah, and I'm going for jugular bites. Let's go. Let's go bitch. So yeah Yeah, he gets tackled to the ground and then the hooded figure starts laughing and it's Garrett. Oh my gosh
00:35:58
Speaker
No, he didn't get bit. He would get bit so bad. His ass kicked. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. He'd get his ass kicked. Yep. But Ashley is like, Garrett, what the fuck, dude? Like, that's not funny. And he was like, I thought it was pretty funny. And she was like, why were you sneaking around the backyard? And he was like, I wasn't sneaking around the backyard. And then as he's saying that, glass shatters upstairs. So they're like, fuck.
00:36:24
Speaker
So she goes and grabs a knife from the kitchen and she asks Lucy if he has his phone and he says my parents took it with them. I don't have my phone. Why? So he didn't have it? I don't know. Do not have in case of emergency? I mean he was looking up how to make a girl wet so maybe that's why. I don't know. Like there's not probably like four other devices in the house that he could use to look that up. Probably hell.
00:36:47
Speaker
but yeah he says his parents took it with him and she's like Garrett do you have your phone and he's like yeah and so she's like okay you guys stay down here dial 911 and if i scream press send and hide and that she's going upstairs no i'd be calling 911 either way right glass is just broken in my upstairs in the upstairs no one is
00:37:07
Speaker
911 should be called. And the parents. I'd be calling the parents. I'd be calling fucking everyone. I'd be like, hello, 911. I need you to come over immediately. I'm babysitting and some glass was just broken. Also, back doors were open and a mysterious person delivered a pizza when we didn't order a pizza. Thank you very much. I'm going to call the adults now. Hello, adults. Hello, parents. You need to come back and get your fucking child because
00:37:29
Speaker
because because not me yeah so fucking anyway sorry you're good but that's what they do and so she starts to head up the stairs and all of a sudden the boys like run up right behind her and she's like i told you to stay down there and they're like we heard a noise and we wanted to come with you so
00:37:44
Speaker
they start kind of creeping down the hallway and they see they look into one of the rooms and the window has been broken and there's like a brick in the middle of the floor with glass just everywhere so Ashley tries to call 911 on Garrett's phone but it gives like the just like dropped call and he's like my phone has always worked here i don't i don't know and so she goes to the house phone and it says like check phone line or something like that so the phone has been disconnected yeah but you can't do that to a cell phone
00:38:14
Speaker
Like even phones that aren't in service, you can still call 911. Yeah. So anyway, she's like, do you have a tablet, a laptop, anything? And so Luke pulls up his laptop, but the network for their wifi is just gone. It's not an option at all. So she tells Garrett to do his techie magic bullshit and log into someone else's network. And he's like, they're all locked. And she's like, figure it out. And she takes Luke downstairs and he's like,
00:38:41
Speaker
what do i do okay no no you're everyone's staying to get you'd over split the party no but she tells luke that they can just go to his security panel and set the alarm off and the cops will be there in minutes and he's like we don't have a security panel
00:38:56
Speaker
And she's like, what, why? And he's like, it's a safe neighborhood. Otherwise, it's been fine. So she's like, fine, we'll just take my car. And she looks out the window and panics because there is a knife stabbed at her tire. Okay, the way I would open, or just the window that's broken, help, someone call 911, we're being broke, like just help. As a neighbor, I would be like, what the fuck? I don't fucking care.
00:39:25
Speaker
i don't care if i'm being punked i will always call the police if i hear that oh yeah because i will not be that person yeah yeah well they're not that smart yeah so so she panics and she moves away from the window and shuts off all the lights
00:39:40
Speaker
and just tells Luke to stay away from the windows too. And Garrett starts coming down the stairs and she's like, Kara, what are you doing? Get down. Like stop. Yeah. And he comes down carrying the brick and written on the brick is you leave, you die. Okay. Okay.
00:39:58
Speaker
Don't at me now. I got a weapon bitch. Let's go like you're giving me like Ammunition. Thank you. It's true. So also I want to know how like I guess a person could hug a brick. It's like brick
00:40:11
Speaker
though. How are you hunking that through a second story window? I mean, I don't think Alyssa could huck a brick, but Zach could huck a brick. Probably. So. Yeah. So. Pony could probably huck a brick. Probably. So they're standing by the front door when there's like the front window right next to them, right? And all of a sudden a light is shining through the front window, like somebody is shining their headlights through there. And so she tells everybody to get upstairs really quick. But Garrett is like,
00:40:36
Speaker
I'm done. I'm going home. Fuck this shit. I'm out. Yeah. And so he starts running to the back doors and Ashley follows after him and she's like, no, but he runs out and starts sprinting across the backyard and then gets shot and taken down. And you just see his like body and yeah.
00:40:55
Speaker
So that happens. And so she was like, fuck. And so she closes the door and she locks them again. And Luke comes up behind her because he was like still back in the living room while she was chasing after him or in the foyer or whatever. And he was like, wait, what happened? Where's Garrett? What happened? And she's like, and so she gets him down to the floor because people are shooting. And she doesn't really say anything about Garrett. She's just like, okay, here's what we need to do. I need you to stay calm. I need you to listen to me and help me. Like we gotta,
00:41:23
Speaker
really focus on just like getting through this, right? And so she tells him that they need to go upstairs and they need to start screaming out the windows. So the neighbors can call the cops. And he's like, what if the bad guys like snipe us? Like what if they get inside the house? What if this? What if this? And he starts to like panic and she's like, you just got to stay calm. Do your parents have a gun? And he's like, yeah, my dad does on his side of the bed. We can go get it. And she's like, okay, great. If anyone comes inside, we'll shoot them. That's what we'll do.
00:41:52
Speaker
So they start to head upstairs and Luke at this point is like getting watery eyes. Like he's like, it just seems like super panicky. As they start to head up the stairs, Luke hears a noise and he can see someone standing outside the window or the back windows. So Ashley grabs his hand and they run up the stairs, but as they get to the top, they see someone standing there wearing all black, holding a flashlight and a shotgun. And he's like scoping out the place. And so they're like, fuck. And so they sneak into the first room next to them, which is the laundry room.
00:42:22
Speaker
Luke is like, what are they doing here? What do they want? What are we gonna do? And he's just like rattling off a bunch of questions because he's panicking. And above them is like one of the attic pull door thingies. And so they head up into the attic. She's like, let's just go up there. We can hide up there until they leave. So they go up into the attic, they close the door and they hear the guy walk into the laundry room and like walk around for a second and then walk back out. And she's like, we'll just stay up here. It'll be fine. And Luke is like, no,
00:42:48
Speaker
I should go get my dad's gun and starts to walk in a different direction. I don't know if there's another entrance to the attic, but she was like, they're going to hear you if you're walking around like you can't do that. And so she goes to go after them, but she feels something like touching her. And so she starts to panic and freak out and she's like, what is that? Get it off me. And she backs up and starts to fall through the attic.
00:43:11
Speaker
door. But luckily Luke like reaches out and catches her and we can see this spider from earlier crawling across her face. And she is screaming at this point. Like if your life depended on it, I don't think I'd be screaming about a spider. But she is. And it just kind of like crawls down and like disappears. And Luke grabs her hand and pulls her up and he's like, I've got you. I'll protect you. I can do this.
00:43:34
Speaker
so they they go down the attic stairs he tells her that he's gonna go get his dad's gun and she's like no and he like hugs her and sprints and so she's like
00:43:44
Speaker
so she sits in the laundry room for a minute and the buzzer for the washer or the dryer goes off and scares the absolute shit out of her so she starts to slowly move toward the door when Luke like bursts in and he has the gun and they run to another room and they're just kind of standing there for a minute when the guy with the gun pushes the door open and so they like back up next to the wall behind the door and he walks away and so they're like
00:44:05
Speaker
and they get into the closet and it's one of those closet that like has the slats so you can see out could never be me right like but they get into the closet and Luke is like I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna go after him I'm gonna protect you I'm like you know such a cool mature guy and she's like no and they're fighting and arguing and one of them steps on like a light up make a lot of sound toy and so that goes off
00:44:32
Speaker
I don't know it looked like like a bubble wand from Disneyland or something like it was obnoxious but it goes off and so they're like shut up shut up shut up and they tried to turn it off but the guy comes back into the room and looks around he's like looking under the bed and whatever and as Ashley and Luke are looking through the closet she realizes that the ski mask he's wearing is the same ski mask that Luke was wearing in his family picture
00:44:57
Speaker
because it like had, it was like all black, but then it had like ears or horns or something like childish. And so she was like, wait a fucking minute. Are you kidding me? And she busts out of there and she's like, oh my God, Garrett, take off the mask right now. And so he pulls it off and it's Garrett. And she was like, what the actual fuck you guys? Like, why did you think this was a good idea? This is not the kind of prank you should be pulling, you know?
00:45:24
Speaker
And Luke says that he wanted to scare her, but also be able to protect her because she always thinks of him as such a child. And she's like, no fucking shit. I think you're a child. If you're pulling off this kind of shit. Do they have more friends? Okay. Anyway, go ahead. Okay. Yep. Yeah. Uh-huh. So math isn't mouthing here. I know. So yeah. Okay.
00:45:44
Speaker
Yeah, she's like you're messing around with armed weapons. I almost broke my neck like falling down from the attic This is ridiculous. You are childish and selfish. Why are you doing this? And she just calls him a bunch of names. She's like you need fucking therapy and a lot of it. This is ridiculous I'm calling your parents and she like storms away to go down the stairs and he follows after her and he's like Ashley Ashley and she turns around she's like what? He back hands her across the face and she goes rolling down the stairs
00:46:15
Speaker
does not get up when she hits the bottom yep yep so Garrett comes up he's like what what the fuck did you just do dude and Luke holds up his dad's gun and like puts it against his face and just smiles looks at Garrett
00:46:34
Speaker
Okay? So Ashley wakes up a little while later. She is duct taped to a chair and has duct tape across her mouth. And Garrett is like scootering around the living room acting like a loony. And Luke is bringing in the huge spotlight that he had out in front of the house and putting away a big clown cutout that he had in front of the window and the Santa blow mold and putting them all away in their spots.
00:47:00
Speaker
okay okay and um they kind of like the boys chat for a second and garrett crashes onto the couch and he falls into a pillow and he's like it's like marshmallows oh so he's totally high okay yes but not on weed oh he's like it's marshmallows everything is just awesome awesome awesome is that a word
00:47:19
Speaker
Awesome. Luke is so out of it. And he was like, you should have one of these, man. What'd you call him? And Luke is like, oxies. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So Luke pulls out his phone and he has some kind of tracking app on there that shows that his parents are 12 miles away. Okay. Yeah.
00:47:36
Speaker
and Ashley starts yelling and like trying to break free of the duct tape obviously and he walks over and sets a chair down in front of her and she's like what the fuck is going on and he pulls out her purse and starts rifling through it and he pulls out some red lipstick and he puts some lips on her duct tape uh-huh and Garrett's like that's fucked up dude and Luca's like it's hilarious Ashley what do you think and then he like grabs her face like this uh-huh oh I've never looked better
00:48:01
Speaker
You know like being 12 and he's like, okay Ashley, you know, I don't want to shoot you But I will So if I take off the gag you need to promise not to scream and so she's like, okay Okay, so he takes off the tape and she starts to say something. He's like I'll tell you when to speak. Oh, thanks. Yeah He just kind of like sits there for a minute and like enjoys the silence I can't believe the fucking trailer gave this away. Fuck that. I had to show it to you. Okay
00:48:32
Speaker
And then he tells her that she can talk and she's like, I think I have a concussion. You need to untie me right now. This is way further than a joke. I need to go to the hospital. What are we doing here? And she's like, you're not going to get away with whatever you're trying to do here. And he's like, you know what? We should play truth or dare. And if you win, I'll untie you.
00:48:54
Speaker
And if you lose... But you don't win Truth or Dare. I know, right? How do you win? There's no winning Truth or Dare. I don't know. But if she loses, she'll have to drink this and holds up a bottle of eye drops. Oh! Yeah. Ooh! Yeah. You heard about the eye drop killer lady, right? Oh. She just got sentenced? No. Yeah. She took like six bottles of eye drops and put them in a water bottle and had her friend drink it and the lady died from it. Yeah. Yeah. You'll die. You'll die.
00:49:20
Speaker
But she's like, whatever, I'll play truth or dare. And so he's like, okay, truth or dare? And she says truth. And he asks her how many guys she's fucked. I know, right? And she's like, none. And he's like, well, that's absolute bullshit because everybody knows you were screwing Jeremy. And she's like, no, actually, I broke up with him because he was telling everybody that. Oh, yeah. And so Garrett asks Luke truth or dare. And Luke is like, well, dare, obviously.
00:49:46
Speaker
And I did not like this part, but Garrett dares Luke to touch one of her tits. And she's like, Luke, no. Like, don't do this. Please don't do this. But he does. And he's like, rules are rules, baby. Like, he goes over and he grabs her. And he's like, oh, I can see what all the fuss is about. Like, acting like a fucking creep. I don't get it. It's whatever. I get it.
00:50:11
Speaker
So he's touching and Garrett makes fun of and points out that Luke now has a boner. And Luke gets super embarrassed and like shoves Garrett and he's like, don't fuck with me. I want to watch this now.
00:50:26
Speaker
It's funny. But he goes over and he's like, so how did that make you feel? And she was like, like, I was just felt up by a child. And he's like, you know what, Ashley, you've never, you don't even know how it feels to love someone who doesn't love you back. And she was like, yes, I do. And he was like, everyone loves you. Everyone wants to get with you. I don't believe you at all. And she's just like, well, you both are going to be in so much trouble when your parents get home. And he leans over and pushes her chair across the floor and is like, they're not going to find out.
00:50:56
Speaker
I know and kisses her on the forehead. He then tells her that it's her turn to ask and so she asks him truth or dare and he says truth this time and she's like did you ever tell Garrett that you killed his hamster and poor high Garrett is like
00:51:13
Speaker
And Luke just kind of like breezes over that. And then Luke asks Garrett, truth or dare, and he's like, dare, and you better make it something good, like dare me to make out with her or something. And Luke is like, no, dude, you know. And he's like, why do you get to have all the fun? And he's like, she's my babysitter, you don't get to touch her.
00:51:30
Speaker
So I guess that's nice. It's got rules at least. It's not going to turn into a weird European movie. So Garrett gets pissed and he's like, well, then there's no reason for me to be here. And he starts leaving. But Luke goes after him and tries to convince him to stay. He's like, no, man, like I have a whole plan. It'll be fine.
00:51:49
Speaker
And while they are out in the living room arguing, Ashley scoots over to the counter where there is a flashlight and she knocks it into her lap and she starts flashing SOS at the neighbor's house across the way. But Luke comes in and sees the flashlight and takes it from her.
00:52:05
Speaker
He's like, oh, you're cheating. That's not how we do things here. And he says that because you cheated, now you have to do a dare. And he starts putting the eye drops in a bottle of liquor. And he tells her that parents are going to come home to her passed out from partying too hard and drinking too much liquor and
00:52:25
Speaker
Ashley's like, Garrett, if he does this, you're going down with him. Make a better choice, dude, right? And he's just kind of like, okay. And Luke tells her to drink, but she refuses. And he's like, come on, just drink. And she knocks the bottle out of his hand with her head. And it breaks and crashes all over the floor. The doorbell rings. And she immediately starts screaming for help. And they put the duct tape back on her mouth. And he tells Garrett to stay calm and clean up the mess while he goes through the door.
00:52:55
Speaker
So Luke puts on some loud Christmas music and asks, who's at the door? And it's her boyfriend, Ricky. And Luke is like, Ashley's not here. And he's like, I know she's here. Why are you trying to say that? And he's like, okay, but she doesn't want to see you right now. And he starts like banging on the door and he's like, Ashley, come on, come to the door. And Luke is like, she doesn't want to see you right now. And he's like, okay, well, can you at least give her these for me? And he holds up a bouquet to like the window that's at the top of the door.
00:53:25
Speaker
And Luca's like, okay, fine, just pass them through the door, which I don't know why you wouldn't just have him leave them on the porch. But he opens the door and Ricky plows right over it, obviously. Yeah, because he's a teenager and you're 12. I think he's like an adult, actually. Oh. Yeah. Ashley. I know. Okay. He looked a little bit older.
00:53:44
Speaker
But he starts calling out for Ashley and yelling over the music, and he's like, why is the music so loud, dude? And around the corner, we can see Garrett, who is hiding with the gun pointed at Ashley so that she doesn't say anything. But she's still trying to yell and scoot herself into view. And Luke is like, you can't see her right now, buddy. You just need to leave. It's time for you to go. She doesn't want to see you. But Ashley throws herself backwards and knocks herself to the floor.
00:54:11
Speaker
And Ricky hears that and he's like, Ashley and starts going toward the kitchen. But Garrett comes out and he's like, I got the rat. It was a big rat. I killed it. Don't even worry about it. I got it. I don't want to watch this movie now just for him. So Ricky is like, okay, where's Ashley? Seriously. And Luke is like, she's upstairs, but she has really bad cramps. Like they're really bad. She doesn't want to see you right now. And Garrett's like, and also really bad diarrhea. And Luke is like,
00:54:42
Speaker
The fuck. Just give someone of those looks, right? And Ricky heads upstairs. I put Luke, but I think I meant Ricky. Ricky starts heading upstairs and Garrett is like, what are we gonna do? And Luke is like, you stay with Ashley. And meanwhile, she's been like scooting across the floor. Uh-huh. I'll get to it when we get to the end of the movie. Anyway. Okay. Yeah, it's fine. She scoots across the floor and grabs a shard of the glass. Oh, good girl. Yeah.
00:55:08
Speaker
So Garrett goes back in there and he picks her up off the floor and puts her back down. And we can see that she's holding the glass, right? Uh-huh. And upstairs, Ricky is calling out for Ashley, looking for her. And he's like, you don't have to be embarrassed. I can get you tampons if you need me to. It was kind of sweet. OK. And Luke comes up the stairs and is walking behind him. And he dips out into a bedroom and then comes back out behind Ricky.
00:55:36
Speaker
and hits him in the back of the head with a metal baseball bat. Holy shit, okay. This kid is not thinking things through very well, like... Maybe he's got a plan. I guess. But he starts like, kind of doing like a little victory dance. Uh-huh. And Ricky, who somehow is not unconscious. Do you know how hard it is to actually knock someone unconscious?
00:55:55
Speaker
With a metal baseball bat? For a 12 year old to do it, it would be very hard. Oh. Yeah. It seems like a lot. I think a teenager or an adult or whatever could get through at least a couple of hits. Wow. So I mean, I guess it also depends on where you hit them. But so Ricky kind of sits up and he's like, what the fuck, dude? And Luke goes to swing again. But Ricky catches the bat this time and like throws him to the ground. Good.
00:56:19
Speaker
And he like landed on his stomach and then he flips over onto his back and Ricky comes like over the top of him. And he's like, what have you done with Ashley? And Luke takes the pencil that was under the rug and shoves it through his fucking cheek. Yep. So Ricky rips it out of his face and he grabs the bat and goes to hit Luke with it. But Garrett is at the top of the stairs holding the shotgun. And he's like, okay buddy. And so he gets down on his knees and Luke hits him again with the bat and knocks him out.
00:56:48
Speaker
I could see. Yeah. And Garrett is like, what the hell, dude? Like what is going on? And Luke is like, isn't this fun? And Garrett's like, no, no, it is not. Um, and then at least he's kind of ride or die. He's a good friend to a sociopath. Yeah. So poor guy. Yeah. And then there's a little montage of them like cleaning up the blood and Luke like sharpening the pencil so that there's no more blood on it. Basically just like sharpening all the way back down.
00:57:15
Speaker
And now Ricky is duct taped on a chair next to Ashley. And Garrett is like, can't we just roofie them both and like have them forget about all this? And Luke is like, well, Ricky now has a fucking hole in his face that I wasn't planning on. And besides the eye drops are gone and that's all I had. And Ashley starts talking through her duct tape. So Luke takes it off and she's like, can you please just let Ricky go? Like he doesn't need to be part of this. He can go home and promise not to say anything. And she was like, we can get everything cleaned up before your parents get home.
00:57:45
Speaker
and just pretend that it never happened, right? And Garrett is like, that's actually not a bad idea. Maybe we should do that. But Luke doesn't agree, obviously. And she's like, Ricky, I can't believe you. Like, if you would just listen to me and not come over because I didn't text you to come over yet. And he was like, through his duct tape, he was like, you did text me.
00:58:06
Speaker
And she was like, no, I didn't. And she realizes that Luke texted from her phone. Oh. Earlier he must have texted from her phone. Oh, and then threw it in the fish tank? Yes. Okay. But yeah, Luke, Luke texted him and Garrett is like, did you actually text him and invite him over here? And Luke is like, no, of course not. But as Garrett goes to check the phone, Luke is like, okay, yes, I did. But I was going to tell you. And then he showed up 15 minutes early.
00:58:34
Speaker
I have a plan, don't worry, and Garrett is like, well, what else do you have planned and what else are you gonna lie to me about, basically? And Luca's like, you know what, take a walk, take another oxy if you have to. This is horrible, horrible idea. Which he's probably still slightly high from the last one. Exactly. So like- It hasn't been that long. No. No. I'm sure he's probably sobering up a tiny bit from- All the craziness. Craziness. Yeah, probably. Yeah.
00:58:59
Speaker
So he walks off into the other room and Luke fishes Ashley's phone out of a fish tank. Fishes. And he's like, hey, it still works. And then he says it's time to invite her next or the next guest, her douchebag ex, Jeremy. And he holds the phone out to Ashley telling her to call him and she's like, no, I'm not going to do that.
00:59:18
Speaker
And he pulls out his gun and he's like, I'm not asking, I'm telling you. And she's like, well, then you can fucking shoot me because I'm not going to call her. Are her legs tied up and everything? She has her ankles taped to the chair. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So wrist and ankles. Okay. Yeah. She's like, you can shoot me. I'm not calling him. Are her wrists together? Are they like on the chair? On the chair. Okay. And he's like, all right, if you're not going to call, then I will.
00:59:36
Speaker
And so he calls Jeremy and he says, hi, Jeremy, I'm calling for Ashley. And Jeremy goes, there's no Ashley here and hangs up on him. And Luke is like, what a fucking idiot this guy is. I mean, if you say I'm calling for someone, like, yeah. Well, there's no one here by that name. Yeah. So it makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. So he comes back again and he's like, Jeremy, don't hang up. I have Ashley at my house and she wants to talk to you. And Jeremy is like, oh, OK. Like, that's weird.
01:00:04
Speaker
And while he's on the phone with Jeremy, Ashley has started cutting at the duct tape on her wrist. But while she does that, she's holding onto the piece of glass and it's cutting into her hand and dripping blood onto the floor. So she's like trying to hide it and conspicuously cut and it's a mess. I guess it's okay. Because that would be a little bit harder if your wrists are to the... Yeah, okay. That's fine. What I have to do is get a little nick and then you can just... Gah! Another point. Yeah.
01:00:32
Speaker
but she's also like she has three other points that she has to get through so if you don't want to just like you know cut the line she wants to do it conspicuously um yes yes she wants to be very conspicuous about it she wants them to notice
01:00:47
Speaker
but yeah so he tells Jeremy where they are and he's like wait is this that little taint that she babysits and Ricky chuckles at it and Luke gives him like a death glare and he's like yep that's me you know my house so come on over and um he's like all right i'll come over right now and as he hangs up the phone Ashley is like you can't do this this is not you what are you doing and he's like what do you mean and she was like do you remember when you accidentally killed Garrett's hamper hamper
01:01:12
Speaker
hamster hamster you came to me sobbing about it like you were so upset this is not you and he leans over and he's like that wasn't an accident oh my gosh and licky says as if or something like that through his duct tape and luke rips it off his face and puts the gun like right up next to his eye uh-huh and he's like i'm sorry what was that
01:01:36
Speaker
Say that again. And Ricky says, um, I was saying that I need to go to the bathroom and starts peeing himself. And so it's like dripping all over the floor. And Luke is like, dude, what the fuck? Which is a fantastic way to get away from an attacker. Absolutely. Yep. That's totally what he was doing. Yeah, good. Might as well. Absolutely. If it's that or die, I'll take it. I'll piss on myself. Yeah.
01:02:00
Speaker
Luke is very grossed out and calls him disgusting and grabs some cleaning gloves and some paper towels to wipe up the floor. And Ashley is like trying to use her foot to cover up the blood on the floor so that he doesn't see. And Luke takes the paper towels and goes to take the trash outside.
01:02:18
Speaker
and Ashley breaks one of her arms free and starts cutting at the duct tape on her ankle. And Ricky is like, once you're free, run, just take off, don't look back, get help, I can deal with this, you know? And he tells her, he like goes into this like, I know you've been avoiding me and I know that I'm not good enough for you and you have all these big plans for the future. But then Luke starts coming back. And so Ashley really quickly wipes up the blood with one of her socks. She takes her sock off.
01:02:48
Speaker
and wipes the blood with it and then puts her arm back on the chair so it looks like she's still uh-huh uh taped down and Luke comes back in and he talks about how Ricky's piss smells so bad and calls him Ricky who's like that is the most 12 year old joke I've ever
01:03:03
Speaker
right at what I said shoot me now bro because I'm gonna laugh at her fucking face like that's the dumbest yeah lamest that's the best you could come up with so Luke is like well Jeremy lives about a half an hour away so we've got some time to kill and he sits down and he's thinking for a minute and he goes fuck
01:03:21
Speaker
I want to watch you two fuck. Yeah. Yeah. And Ricky gets very upset about this and starts like pulling at his bindings and stuff. And Ricky says like, now listen. And Luca's like, no, you listen to me. I'm the one with the gun, right? Also, I'm not performing under these conditions. That's not gonna happen. I just pissed myself. So no, no one's getting up. No, no one's getting busy. Yeah.
01:03:47
Speaker
Yeah. And then Luke is like, Ashley tells me she's still a virgin, but I'm sure you hit that thing twice a day, don't you? And both of them are just kind of like awkward, like, no. No. And he's like, really? Well, tonight's your night. And they're like, no. Yeah. It's gonna stay that way because it's not going nowhere. And he kind of like chuckles to himself and he's like, guys, I'm kidding. I'm not a pervert. Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
Tensions and Threats in a Dramatic Scene
01:04:15
Speaker
And then he realizes that he smells something and he's like, that's not piss. And he walks into the living room and sees that Garrett is now smoking weed. Yeah. And he's like, what the fuck, dude? You can't be smoking weed in my house. Now it's going to smell like weed. And he goes out into the living room. He's like arguing with him. And as he does that, Ashley keeps working at her ankle or maybe the other ankle. I can't remember which, but Luke walks back in with the joint and he's like, all right here, Ricky, you smoke it.
01:04:42
Speaker
And he's like, no, I'm not gonna do that. And Ashley's like, isn't there like, can we talk about this? There's just gotta be a solution that everybody's happy with. And he's like, shut up, Ricky, smoke. And Ricky's like, no, I'm not gonna. And he's like, okay, well you can take a hit from the joint or a hit from my gun, which will it be? Right in front of you, you're a grown ass man. You can't just like launch yourself forward into him. But also you'd break your face on the floor.
01:05:09
Speaker
into him though like if he's that close in front of you i'm taking him down with me you would think so but he's also holding a gun i don't know i don't think he'd shoot me fast enough for me to launch myself at this kid but uh ricky decides to do it so he takes a hit and he starts like coughing and the smoke comes out the hole in his cheek and both of the boys are like whoa that's dope
01:05:33
Speaker
and Ricky, not Ricky, Luke goes behind him and puts his hand over his mouth and his nose and he's like we need to make sure he's like ingesting it because then we can blame the weed on him so that they don't get in trouble. He then moves Ricky's chair across the floor and puts it underneath the landing of the stairs like just out into like the foyer area and Garrett kind of like goes out and he's like
01:05:57
Speaker
What's going on? What are we doing guys? And Luke walks away for a minute and Ricky's like, what the fuck is going on? And he's like, I have no idea. I don't know what's happening at all. And he dropped a brick on him. And Ricky is like, dude, why do you even hang out with him? He's like, Garrett, your name's Garrett, right? And he's like, yeah, Garrett. And he's like, what are you doing with this kid? He's not a good friend. What are you doing? And he's just like, I don't know man. And Luke comes back into the room holding a rope and a can of paint.
01:06:25
Speaker
yeah yeah so he runs upstairs very giddy and says that they're gonna solve this myth buster style once and for all and he starts singing christmas songs as he ties the rope to the banister in the other room ashley's like cutting at her other ankle and sees that he had left the gun on the table oh the way i would shoot those two children so fast right
01:06:46
Speaker
I do not care. I'd get myself loose and I'd pop, pop, pop, pop. Let's go. Ricky, let's leave. Like self-defense. Self-defense. Absolutely. Yep. But Ricky is like, dude, what the hell is going on? And Garrett is like taking another hit off of the joint. And he's like, I don't know, man. But suddenly a paint can swings down like a foot from Ricky and they're both like, what the fuck?
01:07:08
Speaker
And Luke is like, is that level with his head? Is that gonna work? And Garrett's like, dude, what? Maybe we should not do that. And Ricky starts calling out for Ashley and begging for them to stop. And he's like, Garrett, what are you doing? Why are you letting him do this? Guys, we gotta do something. And Luke tosses down his dad's tie and tells Garrett to blindfold Ricky. And Ricky is like, man,
01:07:34
Speaker
don't do this please like i don't know what i did i'm sorry i don't know what's going on and garrett is just kind of like i don't know and he puts the blindfold on him ashley finally gets her foot loose but she still has one wrist attached to the chair and she's like fuck it and she brings the chair with her and she grabs the gun and she goes out there and she points it at luke and she's like
01:07:55
Speaker
put it down right now. And he's like, you're not gonna shoot me. She's like, if you make one more move, I will shoot you. I'm done with this, basically. She's like, put the paint can down. And he goes, okay. And chucks it off of the railing. So it's slow motion comes down, hits him in the head, and he just explodes.
01:08:18
Speaker
We don't see it, luckily. We just see, like, yellow paint and blood splatter all over Garrett, because he was standing right next to the poor guy. And Ashley is just standing there, like, like, trying not to panic and hyperventilating offshore. Oh, yeah, shot, pow, pow, let's go. Right? Yeah. And Garrett, poor guy, is just like, ugh. Yeah, traumatized, because he's 12. Yeah.
01:08:40
Speaker
And Ashley starts freaking out and Luke starts walking down the stairs laughing and being like, that was so cool. And she's like, what are you laughing about? And he was like, his head just exploded. That was awesome. There'd been no conversation. No. I would be shooting that fucking kid. Yeah.
01:08:57
Speaker
She points the gun at him and he's like, Ashley, you can't shoot me. Oh, is it not loaded? And she fires into the air and it is not loaded. And she's kind of like, shit. And he's like, a good responsible parent keeps the ammo separate from the gun.
01:09:13
Speaker
Okay, well, I do have a gun and I have a fucking chair. I'm gonna pistol whip the shit out of you. Like. Yeah. But she takes off running. And so he tells Garrett to chase her because she can't get away, obviously. And she runs out into the backyard and she trips over a wire that shoots a paintball at her, which is what got Garrett earlier. And she's like, oh, what the fuck? And Garrett like launches himself on top of her and she like punches him and knocks off his glasses.
01:09:40
Speaker
and she tries to get away but he starts dragging her backwards and he's like please just make this easy like please stop fighting he doesn't want to be there so i don't know why he's still there no i would have left forever ago yeah but he's like dragging her through the snow but then he trips over the wire and gets shot with the paintball gun and he's like what the fuck and so she hits him with the chair and the arm that she was attached to breaks off and so she books it and jumps over a fence good girl
01:10:05
Speaker
Yeah, and out across the street is a group of carolers. And so she starts screaming for help. And as she's running toward them, she gets hit in the back of the head with something and falls to the ground. And Luke walks up and we see that it's the brick that was thrown through the window that's now in half. Yeah, she's dead. Right? I'm sorry, if a paint can is going to explode ahead,
01:10:30
Speaker
Fucking brick a brick this child through that brick. Yeah, that seems like a lot like hucked it didn't just like smack her with it hucked it Yeah, no, like it's cracked and she's dead. Yeah, her brain is swelling inside her cranium She's dead. Yeah, then one of the carolers like looks back but Ashley had fallen like behind some bushes I was like
01:10:52
Speaker
I don't know what that was. And we now see carolers who are singing on Luke's front porch and he's handing out hot chocolate and he's wearing a Christmas sweater and he's enjoying. When did he have time to make hot chocolate? Like I just don't know. I don't know. Okay. So the camera kind of like goes zooming through the window and we can see that Ricky is still just sitting there right inside the door with his face all smashed in. But the paint can is like hanging right in front of it. So we don't see anything, which is good.
01:11:20
Speaker
I looked up why it was rated R because I didn't want the gore. I was like, I don't wanna. But it was fine. Probably because they have a 12 year old saying fuck multiple times. In the living room, Ashley has duct tape on her mouth. Her body is duct taped. And then she's also wrapped in Christmas lights because of course she is. Of course.
01:11:40
Speaker
and she's just like sitting on a chair and Luke says good night to the carolers and walks back in and he's like oh look who's awake and he tells her that well the carolers are gone and the neighbors are out of town so too bad for you nobody heard you scream and she kind of like looks over at where Ricky is and gets sad about it and he's like look I know it might hurt now but I did you a favor on that one you'll thank me later
01:12:05
Speaker
and he goes over and strokes her cheek and she kind of like leans into it and like nuzzles into his hand a little bit and he's like oh you like that and she's like and leans into it a little bit more and he leans closer into her face and she kicks him in the balls she's not duct taped to the chair she's just like
01:12:23
Speaker
Mummified sitting on top of the tree. Yeah, so he's down on the floor and Garrett comes in He's like look why did you kill Ricky? Like why did you do that? Yeah, and he's like Garrett you killed Ricky when you started smoking in my house You know, they had to hide the evidence That's not hiding any evidence. There's no pot. There's now blood and paint and death and death Yeah, like
01:12:47
Speaker
I don't know this kid thinks he's smart and he's dumb as fuck yeah but he says that you know he needs to relax they're gonna get out of this just fine and he says when you were caught skipping class who convinced the principal that you were actually stopping vandals in the locker room when we were stealing money out of my mom's purse who convinced her that i was sleepwalking so that you could escape i do this all the time i can get away with things yeah
01:13:11
Speaker
He then pulls out Ashley's phone and says, Ashley's gonna make a post on social media now, something kind of cryptic, like, why can't exes just go away? And she's like, ah, no. Garrett tells, or Luke tells Garrett that he needs to keep her quiet while he deals with Jeremy. And he's like, deals with, you mean murder? And he's like, no, I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just gonna plant a seed.
01:13:35
Speaker
So after that, he starts walking away and he's like, besides, you really need to get cleaned up. You look like a fucking hot dog and smacks him across the head.
01:13:44
Speaker
Like you're a dick. You're a dick, you're not a good friend. Obviously you're murdering people, but like- But you're also not a good friend. Yeah, you're not a good friend. You can be a murderer and a good friend at the same time. Like fucker. After Luke walks away, Ashley tries pleading with Garrett to let her go. And she's just like, please, like you don't need to listen to him, you know, on and on. And then we see Jeremy pull up. And Jeremy is played by Dacre Montgomery, who is Billy from Stranger Things.
01:14:13
Speaker
i know i didn't recognize him at first and then i was like hey billy hey it's like he's the douchebag ex he could be my douchebag ex i don't care yeah oh my gosh
01:14:29
Speaker
so he pulls up in his car drinking a beer i know watch this movie i know right okay anyway drinking a beer and he's practicing what to say to ashley he was just kind of cute he's like hey ash how's it going like no we're fine we're totally cool everything's cool we're fine totally fine
01:14:46
Speaker
and he finally gets the nerve up to go out and he walks around to the back door for some reason it doesn't show him like trying the front door and no one answers he just like goes around to the back door calling out for her and he's like knocking on windows and so he's like Ashley I'm here where are you and Ashley tries yelling but Garrett like covers up her mouth and he's calling out and knocking and stuff and Luke is like hey Jeremy from out in the backyard behind him and he says that Ashley's inside and she'll be out soon
01:15:16
Speaker
but that he needs to come just sit down for a minute. And he points to like a swing that's just like a tree swing. And Jeremy's like, no, no, I just want to see Ashley. And inside Garrett is like just feeling really sad. He like has her mouth covered, but she's still like trying to beg with him to let her go. And he's like, I just want tonight to be over. And he kind of puts his hand like on her, like next to her or on the chair or something. And she like reaches her hand out and kind of like pets his hand.
01:15:46
Speaker
Like, please, please love me and let me go. Yeah. But Jeremy sits down on the swing and this part's kind of like inside, outside, inside, outside. But he sits down and Luke is like, well, Ashley really wants you to apologize. And he's like, okay, where is she? I'll apologize. I'll talk to her. And Luke holds out a notebook and he's like, no, she wants you to write it down. And he's like, what the hell? And she's like, I don't know. She just wants you to write it down. I would be going home. No girl is worth that.
01:16:14
Speaker
but he says okay fine and so he writes out dear Ashley I'm sorry and he hands it back and Luke is like that's it he's like okay fine and he takes it back and he starts like writing some more inside Garrett takes the tape off of Ashley's mouth and she's like okay we need to run across the street and we need to call the cops and all of this can be over we don't need to involve you you know like we can just be done and be safe and it'll be fine and he's like but Luke is my best friend and she's like
01:16:43
Speaker
No, he's not. He uses you. He manipulates you. A friend would not have put you through a night like this. Outside, Jeremy finishes writing up his apology. And he's like, all right, kid. But Luke is not standing in front of him anymore. And he's like, hello, where did you go? And suddenly Luke is behind him holding a noose. And he puts it around his neck. And the other end of the noose is attached to a riding lawnmower. And he gets in the lawnmower and he slowly drives away.
01:17:12
Speaker
until Jeremy is being hung from the tree and he is like trying to stand on his tiptoes on the swing and then he gets pulled high enough that he just can't anymore yeah and it zooms in why are you gonna get him in the movie right
01:17:28
Speaker
Kill it real quick. But we zoom in on the note that he wrote on the ground and it says, Ashley, I'm sorry. Please forgive me for everything I've done. I love you so much, Jeremy. Convenient that he's not like, sorry, I was telling everyone we were banging when we weren't.
01:17:46
Speaker
so vague yeah yeah really like to date you again like yeah good thing he made it vague yeah so inside garrett is freeing ashley trying to and telling her that he's really sorry like he didn't want or mean for any of this to happen he didn't know what the plan was and he kind of like kisses her on the cheek and he's like i just i really wish i had the balls to
01:18:07
Speaker
And then he gets shot for real by Luke. And Luke is like, I told you not to fucking touch her. Yeah. Oh my gosh. And Garrett's just kind of like laying there and he's like, you shot me. Like what the fuck is going on, dude? And Luke is just yelling at him and he's like, look what you made me do. Why would you do this? And this part broke my fucking heart.
01:18:33
Speaker
it's gonna make me cry he's sitting there and like looking at the blood and looking at luke and he just goes i want my mom and luke shoots him in the head i know it's so sad i know that broke me i was like i know it was crazy it was crazy and luke you can tell that he is like losing it a little bit he's just like fuck
01:19:05
Speaker
He was starting to annoy me anyway and watch away. Yeah, he's a real sociopath. Yeah. And so he pulls up a chair right next to Ashley. She's still like completely tied up like Garrett didn't get very far. And she's like, you were never gonna let me go, were you? And he's like guilty. And he lays a head on her shoulder and he sits there for a minute and he's like, you know, my mom used to come in and tuck me into bed every night and I would just hold on to her and not want to let go because I just felt so safe.
01:19:26
Speaker
and then he takes a breath and he's like
01:19:32
Speaker
I would fall asleep like that every night and then one night she just stopped doing it and I don't know why and she's oh yeah Ashley's like I know exactly why she stopped and then she's just like quiet for a minute and he's like why wait why why did she stop doing that but Ashley just closes her eyes and sits there quietly and he's like Ashley answer me
01:19:55
Speaker
Ashley, why? Why did she stop? And she just sits there, still has a statue, eyes closed, and he gets in front of her and he's like, Ashley, talk to me. Say something. Tell me, tell me I'm a fuckup. Tell me I'm a disappointment. Like say something. Tell me you're scared and you want to go home. And he's just like yelling at her all of these things. But she just sits there, all quiet. And he walks around behind her and he's like, Ashley, say something.
01:20:23
Speaker
and she still just sits there quietly. So he pulls out a pocket knife and stabs her in the throat and the side of the neck. Oh my gosh. And she kind of like gurgles for a minute and then just kind of like her head goes limp. Okay. But he kisses her on the forehead and says, good night Ashley.
01:20:40
Speaker
We now see Luke out in the yard where Jeremy is strung up and he puts some yellow paint on Jeremy's hands and then he puts the knife in his fingers and clasps it so that he has prints there and he does the same thing with the shotgun to make it look like he did all of this obviously and then he puts the knife back over by Ashley and he hides his dad's gun under the mattress and
01:21:02
Speaker
he checks
Luke's Unraveling Plan and Desperation
01:21:03
Speaker
his phone which shows that his parents are five miles away and so he connects the phone line and he puts his pet spider back in its cage because it's his pet spider and then he puts on his pajamas and he's like brushing his teeth and then all of a sudden he spits out his toothpaste and he's like
01:21:18
Speaker
the hole in his face. So he runs back downstairs with a different pencil and he like rubs it on what's left of Ricky's face so it has blood and paint on it and he like drops it on the floor and he goes back up and he goes into his room and he closes the door and he tries to like prop the pencil up and close the door without it falling but it keeps falling and he's like
01:21:37
Speaker
Damn it. And so he goes out of his room, closes the door, puts the pencil on the doorknob, goes into the next room and he has like the roof landing so he can go out the window and back through his window. But as he's doing that, he walks across the roof and he trips on a Christmas light string that is connected to like some reindeer that are up on his roof and he knocks some of them over. And so he goes over to help.
01:22:02
Speaker
to pick them back up as his parents are pulling up and so he like ducks down and hides behind them and tries to slowly back up to the window and his parents are like getting out of the car and talking about the party and whatever and as he's backing up he knocks like a giant candy cane off the roof but he catches it just in time and his parents are like what was that sound yeah
01:22:26
Speaker
And then he creeps into the bedroom and he gets in his bed and he, last second, is like, oh yeah. And he turns on the white noise so that it's playing. And his parents walk in and his mom just starts screaming. I mean, obviously. And he just like lies there in bed pretending to be asleep. And so she runs up the stairs and she's like calling out his name and bursts into his bedroom. And now the cops are at his house and Luke's mom is just kind of like holding him, comforting him in bed. And he's kind of just like,
01:22:56
Speaker
What's going on? And she's like, it's okay. I've got you don't worry and his dad is out in the hallway Talking to the police and he's just like it to be told any of the parents like I was just talking to Garrett's dad the other day Like this is crazy and then a police officer from downstairs shouts. This one's still alive Yes. Yeah
01:23:17
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And Luke like panics and starts to get up and his mom is like, no, you need to wait here. And so she goes out into the hallway and he goes to the window and sees someone being wheeled in a gurney and the medics are like, okay, what happened to this one? And someone says that she was stabbed in the neck, but she put duct tape over the cut to stop her from bleeding. And they're like, oh, that's good. That's, you know, probably saved her life. And Luke is just kind of like,
01:23:43
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staring down at her. And as she's being put into the ambulance, she looks up at him and sees him in the window and flips him off. I was like, yeah, Ashley. Yeah, he just stands there like stunned, staring. And his mom comes up and just like wraps her arms around him. And he's just like,
01:24:01
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okay yep you're so well now bitch enjoy to the world plays as it fades to black yeah sad i know crazy huh yup so yeah but i just want to know like the pizza man did not seem like garrett no he was like a tall guy so i mean they could have ordered pizza before yeah but yeah but he was in a ski mask
01:24:25
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I don't think it was that cold out. Who's delivering pizza in a full mask? No one. No. That's creepy as shit. Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna get yourself shot. Yep. And like, when Garrett and Luke were both inside, who chucked the brick through the window? Yeah. That's what I wanna know. Yeah.
01:24:41
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I don't know. No one else ever came into play. So I don't know. And then, okay, cause she said that they were going up the stairs because they're, okay, well there was the figure outside. Who put the figure outside? If it was Garrett, how did he get inside and upstairs past them? Wait, what? So they, the reason why they went upstairs is because there was a figure standing outside, right?
01:25:03
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No, that time it was the light, I think. The light shone through the window. And so she was like, everybody get upstairs. Okay, okay. Then maybe I was doing that a little wrong. Anyway, but still, how did he turn that light on? Yeah. Unless it's on a timer? Maybe? A very well timed timer? Yeah. Convenient? Very convenient. Yeah.
01:25:22
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Also, still, I don't think a 12-year-old understands about gunshot residue. Yeah. Probably not. No. He would have had to have made the fucking Jeremy shoot a gun to have gunshot residue on himself. Oh yeah. But he would have it on himself too. Doesn't matter how many times you wash your hands, they can find that. Yeah, but who would think to check out the 12-year-old?
01:25:43
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after she says so. But yeah, if she had died, yeah. But like, if they said, like, yeah, this one was shot clearly, so, and they would test that on him to make sure. Or they would be like, oh, hope it wasn't this one, you know? Like, they'd be testing all of them for gunshot residue. They'd test for all that shit. Like,
01:26:01
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He's 12, I guess, but it was fun. It was a fun ride. Yeah. Yeah. And like, it definitely, I wish they had somehow played it out longer that he was the one doing everything. Uh-huh. Because I feel like it was kind of early on in the movie where things switched gears. Uh-huh. But I don't know, just like the guy who at the beginning like was creeping down the hall with a shotgun and like came into the bedroom and stuff did not look like Garrett.
01:26:28
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It was a tall like bigger guy. And so even though it's supposed to be Garrett I was like, okay, but you're throwing us off. Yeah, it not like a child. Yeah, so
01:26:39
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And if his, like, okay, so his whole thing was that he just wanted to kill her in the first place? Because he couldn't have her? Why did he not just roofie her at the beginning of the movie? I don't know. He was like, oh, she's already drinking. Like, yeah. Or like, hey, I got us a couple sodas or something. I don't know. He's just a sociopath who wanted to kill people. That's what it was. Also, if he ordered himself a pizza, why did he get mushrooms on it? Yeah.
01:27:04
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Or like, did he have Garrett order a pizza? Or deliver a pizza? I don't know. I don't know. There's so many things. Yeah, there's so many things about like...
01:27:15
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Like you came up with this plan to basically kidnap your babysitter that you have a crush on and kill her exes. But then he says he wasn't planning on killing them. Then what were you gonna do? Like, oh, I wasn't planning on killing Ricky, but then you smoked marijuana in my house. So he's a liar. That's what it is. He's a liar and a narcissist. A sociopath and a liar. I'm only doing this because you all made me do this. Like, yeah.
01:27:39
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Everything about it was like the filming was good. The acting was great obviously like there's real people in this movie. There wasn't a lot of special effects because it was just like practical stuff and that was fine. The blood was really bright red like it did look like ketchup and mustard. Which I noted before he even said like you look like a fucking hot dog so I was like.
01:28:03
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But yeah, I think, you know, a six ish is a decent score for it. And it was it was definitely fun. And, you know, awesome. Yeah. Sounds like I want to watch it now. So yeah, there was the sad parts, obviously, like.
01:28:17
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I did not expect
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01:28:19
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him to kill Garrett. No. That was very sad. I mean, what was he going to do? Like, you know, so. But even when he shot him the first time, I was like, right? I don't know. I guess you can't trust him to just not talk. But why did you involve him if he knew you were unless you wanted to kill him and use him and kill him? He wanted to kill him. That's what it had to be. So he's just crazy like a punk kid. I know. Right. But at least he got caught. So good. Yeah. Yeah.
01:28:46
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I'm sure there's other plot holes, but I can't think of them right now. Well, I'm like, uh, fuck. There was one I was thinking of and I was like, well, we'll get to that. Maybe it was the proofy thing. Maybe that's what it was.
01:28:57
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I was like, why didn't you just do that in the beginning? Like, yeah, make it easier. Yeah. Like as much as I don't want him to, he could have easily, easily done whatever he wanted. No, he had to make this fucking convoluted plan. Yeah. Also, you only have one bottle of Visine. Yeah. Come. You've got everything else planned, but this is what you don't want. Right. But he just wanted it. Well, he did say that he just wanted it to be enough for like her to not remember in the morning.
01:29:20
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Yeah. So was he not planning on killing her? But he didn't do that until he already texted Ricky to come over. True.
01:29:30
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Yeah, yeah, it was all a plan. But yeah. Well, it was a fun ride. Yeah. So. Yeah, I think I would have people, I mean, now they know the ending. So, you know, it's spoiled, but it was fun to watch if you're into movies like that. And I did appreciate that it didn't have very much gory, like you didn't see much of anything. So that was nice because I can't handle that. So if you want a fun, weird horror Christmas movie,
01:29:55
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There you go. Sweet. Yeah. Sweet. Recommend. It's on 2B for free. Yeah. So, might as well. Also, I still feel like the cops would be like, why did he, you know, why would Jeremy have killed Ricky in this way? Not only that, his phone wasn't even pinging. His phone would be pinging in a different tower. Who's phone? Jeremy's phone would be pinging in a different tower. Oh, yeah. Before he even arrived at their house. Oh, yeah. Because he lives 30 minutes away. He lives 30 minutes away. Oh, you're smart.
01:30:24
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Yeah, thank you. But like, yeah, like I just, his phone would have been- Yeah, you can prove that he wasn't there. Yeah, he wasn't there at the time. Like, I mean, I'm sure a half hour they've been like, oh, I don't know about this. But like, they got a phone call. He called him to come over and stuff. True. And he was at home, we assume. We assume. Or he was somewhere else where a tower would have pinged from his phone. True.
01:30:50
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And yeah, he would have been dead for at least a half hour, so. Yeah. I'm sure the police would have been like, oh, timeline doesn't match up completely, but it's fine. Yeah. I think it's still enough that he should have thought about that. Uh-huh. He's 12. He's 12. Yep. It's fine. He thinks he's so smart. He thinks he knows what he's doing, but he doesn't. He's so mature for his age. Yeah, so mature. Anyway, guys, that's our movie. That was it. Yeah.
01:31:17
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