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Celebrating our 3 Year Annibashary! | #JY S3E28
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Hello everybody and welcome to a very special episode! This week we are celebrating 3 years of bashing b-movies, judging assholes, and being idiots on the internet. Take a jog down memory lane with us as we quiz each other on some of the movies we have watched and reviewed. There are lots of laughs and silliness in store. And on a more serious note - we seriously appreciate all of you who have listened to us and supported us over the years. You are seriously amazing and we love you!
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Three-Year Anniversary Reflections
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Hello, everybody. Hello. My name is Shannon. I'm Alyssa. Welcome back to another episode of Hashtag Judging You. And today is a very exciting day. Yes, I like how Emily called it. I thought that was cute. That was very cute. It's a three year anniversary. She's so funny. She's adorable. Yeah, we've been recording podcasts.
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for three years. That's so crazy to me. It doesn't make sense. No, but also like forever. It feels like forever, but there's like some movies that I'm just like, because we were going back and, you know, listening to all these. And I was like, that wasn't that long ago. That was only like, that was only like six months ago. No, it was like a year ago. Yeah.
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or two yeah um and then i there was like two or three is that i'm like what is this this must have been one shannon watch no it's what i watched and i'm like you watched it with your own eyeballs oh i don't remember anything there were a few in there that i was like oh yeah oh yeah like
Improving Podcast Sound Quality
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And oh my god, the quality. You guys, if you've ever listened to the early ones, don't go back and listen to them. I actually re-uploaded Emily just the other day because I fixed the sound quality a little bit. I need to do that with a few more of them. Emily was one of my favorites.
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That right there, the animation that I made for that is the peak of my artistic talent. I will never make anything greater than that. I don't know about that, but it was pretty good. It was so good. It was so cute.
Movie Trivia and Fun
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If you guys don't know what I'm talking about, go to Shannon's TikTok. Yeah. So it's on there. Yeah. So cute. I think it's the greatest thing. Like, I know we're not, you know, you're supposed to be humble and shit, but that's the fucking greatest thing I've ever made in my life. So I mean, I've drawn things and I'm like, yes, I'm proud of that. And then I look at this little like stick figure Chibi drawing that's, you know, four frames per second. And I'm just like.
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yeah yeah yeah that's the best thing i've ever made just like crashes into this it's so funny it's so good and you're just ah of course like so good once you died he did
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That was the biggest twist of all time. I know, it was so good. It's so funny. Oh my gosh, it's just gonna be reminiscent night for us. Yes, pretty much. Yeah, that's kind of what I figured. We're probably gonna go in a bunch of tangents and stuff. And like speaking of twists, I wanted to kind of make things a little more fun. Okay. So I thought of something. Did you bring Bean Boozled? I sure did.
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Did you see me order them? I haven't looked at Amazon in like forever. Oh, you have stuff in the cart. Oh, I keep adding things.
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That's how Alyssa shops on Amazon. That's cool, that's cool. But yeah, um, we didn't even explain what we're doing, so I guess we should do that part. Oh, do we want to do jokes? I had a couple that were funny. Um, yeah, I heard one the other day. It was so fucking funny, but I don't remember what it was. I wrote some down the other day. Um, why couldn't the t-rex clap? Have we done that one before? I don't think so. His arms weren't long enough. Because he's dead.
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That's okay, that's the show. Oh my gosh.
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Oh my gosh. That's a good one, huh? That's so funny. It reminds me of the shut up. I can't remember the first part of that joke now. What do you call it? Oh crap, it's a T-Rex. Yeah. I think it's what you call it, T-Rex with no arms or something. Yeah. Shut up, please. Same vibe.
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Are you ready for the next one? Cause it's good too. I feel like I should be recording this or something. It's not a teen group, it's a kid. What are you saying? Oh, it's a teen group! What was that? That was so funny.
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I'm sick too, so I'm doing some wheezing all over the place. Nice.
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Can you handle it? It's got a lot to live up to. Okay, you ready? Yeah. How do you catch a unique bird? I don't know. Unique up on a bird.
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It's been like a minute and a half of us laughing. Oh, at least. At least. Oh my gosh. Okay, hi everybody. Okay.
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That's cute.
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Should we? Yeah, we can miss her. I can't say those for another day. I don't think we've explained it yet. No, we haven't. Okay, so what we're doing here is, we thought for our third anniversary, we would quiz each other on the movie episodes that we've done. Because we all know that once it comes out of our mouths, we don't remember anything except for the really funny shit. This is a really funny shit.
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I have a bunch of questions on the movies that I have watched and presented and Alyssa has a bunch that she watched and absolutely fucking performed for you guys.
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I feel like most of, not most, but a lot of mine are like name related because I couldn't find like interesting questions to ask that weren't obvious. Oh, yeah, I think I got some fun ones. That's good because mine are stupid. I know how you labeled yours. I labeled mine a tiny bit differently, so like I hope that's okay. I don't care. Anyway, do you want to go? Yeah. Okay. So yeah, we're gonna go back and forth and the way that we're gonna do it is we have multiple choice, but we're going to try to guess without them first. Correct. Okay. Yeah.
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Cool so play along at home if you want I have to eat a bean for everyone like it like if we are like no I think it's B and that's still wrong do we have to like yeah well I mean like if I can't answer it I have to eat a bean and then you give me the multiple choice, and then I have to know so okay Yeah, so if you can't answer it I'll give you the multiple choice, and then if you still don't know okay, then you'll eat a bean okay, okay, all right, okay, okay? Go first you go first okay, so speaking of names mm-hmm. Here's the name one okay?
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what was the name of the bitch biker girl um who had also broken into the mall in sorority babes in the slime ball bolarama oh shit i knew you'd ask one from that one gosh it's like it's it's not it's not like a name right it's it's like a like like a plant or some shit is that
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I gotta remember okay okay okay multiple choice razor Queenie spider or Roxy
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Spider. Final answer. Final answer? Yeah. He's right! Okay, good. He's spider. Yay! I was like, that's not a familiar after you said it. I was like, I'm scared. Okay. You're good. I'm scared. Okay. Okay. So, my first one. In the movie Within, a new family moves into what they believe is a lovely yet slightly abandoned home only to learn they're not the only ones living there. What is the name of the cat?
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You! Oh no! I don't know. I need to multiple dress. A. Charlie B. Monty C. Whiskers or D. Bella? I think it was Monty. Ding ding ding! Yay! I knew it was something that wasn't like a typical cat name but it was pretty cute. Mom to you.
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Okay, let's see. I was like, re-listening to all these. How do you guys listen to me? I'm the most obnoxious snot of all time. How do you listen to these? I think they're funny. Thank you. I just, I listen to myself and I'm like, who's this fucking annoying bitch? Like, shut up. I guess that's why you're you and you're not anybody else. That's true. I'm just an annoying, obnoxious bitch. No. And you love me.
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okay um in the spirit of christmas how did daniel die daniel okay is that the one where he got hit over the head
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I don't know, was it? Yes, he got hit over the head. Yes. Yes, okay. Yay. Where I was like, are we sure this isn't a bird movie? Like, just, okay. And then it was. It was. Yes. Okay. You just love to eat the beans. Yes, I do. In the movie, Lizzie Borden's Revenge, a group of sorority girls having to be stuck in a house over spring break and haunted by the ghost of Lizzie Borden, why were the girls locked up in the house?
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because of partying. They got in trouble for being partiers and so they couldn't go to Spring Break or whatever with the rest of the people. I'll give it to you for that. I said either A, pulling a prank, B, throwing a party, C, sneaking into the boys' dorm, or D, drinking and playing Truth or Dare, which is what they did while they were locked in the house was drinking and playing Truth or Dare. Yeah, you're good. Good job.
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Yay! What if we don't eat any beans? Right? We're just this far. We retain more knowledge than we thought. We'll eat some beans at the end just for the fuck of it. Okay. What was the name of the nun who ran the orphanage in Alone in the Dark? Oh, shit. It's like Sister Tabitha or something. No, no. That's Sister Tabitha. I just looked at my fucking book and went Sister Tabitha, yes.
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Okay. Sister Margaret, sister Clara, sister Victoria, or sister Mary? Sister Clara? Final answer. Damn it! I thought it was sister Margaret for a second too. I was like... I feel like that is a name from somewhere because it sounds so familiar, but I don't know why. I'm not sure.
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You're right, this is gonna be short. This is okay. We just laughed for 18 minutes, so it's fine. Mine, in the movie The Collar, in which Mary Key receives calls from an old lady who, or an old woman who quickly becomes obsessed with her, what is the name of Mary's stalker? The Collar, the one that is calling her Rose. Good job. Good job. Yeah, I was like, that might be a little easy, but I was like, all the other ones I could think of was like,
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He's you know, like I was I was gonna ask like how do they communicate and then I was like the fucking exactly So I was gonna ask what else has she been in? Oh, he has been in
Nostalgic Trivia and Memories
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was like Oh Twilight Twilight. Good job. Yes. Yes. Yes question. She was the best Victoria not that um, I
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Uh, the red head. I can't think of her name, the actress. I don't know her name. Uh, from, she was in Jurassic World and stuff. Oh. Lady in the water. Is that her? That's her. She's in Twilight? Yeah, she plays the new Victoria because the other Victoria wasn't able to, like her contract was something else. She was filming. Bryce Dallas Howard. Bryce Dallas Howard is Victoria in the third movie. No. Yeah.
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No. Yeah, especially like if you're watching Breaking Dawn and stuff and they do like the credits at the end, they show, you know, like the first Victoria and then they show the second Victoria. And it's like, yeah. Hold on, I need to, I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just so cool. It's Twilight. They just had to get a different actress for it because, yeah. I never in my million days of life would have thought that was her.
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Wow. Okay. Well, there's something new every day, I guess. I know. I was like really sad that they couldn't get the first Victoria back. Obviously she still did great. Right? So I was hard to agree. But like, yeah. I'm like, I would have loved to have seen her in, you know, that moment. She's so good. She's so good. You know? So. Okay. Is it my turn? Yes. Yes. Okay. Um, in I know who killed me, what was Aubrey's wasted talent?
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No. That's the other one. Wasted talent.
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Was she a penis or something? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, I totally guessed that. I just made that the fuck up. He was her piano teacher. I didn't know. Because he's an RT. That's correct. I completely forgot. I made that the fuck up. Good job. I was like... You did a good job. I was going to say, no, she's a runner because she lost her leg. But like, no. But like, no. I totally guessed that. Bonus question. Yes. What is it called? What is the twin thing called that they have?
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I don't know. I just left my brain. Shoot. Stigmatic. Stigmatic. Stigmatic twins. Yeah, I never would have guessed that. If you'd been like, what does this call that? I'd been like, give me the bean. I never thought I'd hear you say that.
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Okay. Alrighty. Okay. My turn? Yes. Okay. In the movie, Hangman's Curse, a family goes undercover to find the real reason as to why a bunch of high school bullies are being hospitalized. What was the actual cause for their illness?
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Oh, oh, oh, like the venom from a spider. Yay! I was like, I hang men's skirts, obviously. It was A, a gas leak. C, the ghost of a kid who hung himself. D, a disgruntled lunch lady poisoning their food.
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Or D, a fuck ton of spiders. Yeah, spiders. Good job. Yeah, there's spiders. Arachnus deathicus. That's what Zach and I call him all the time now. Like we'll be like playing a video game and a spider will come down. We'll be like Arachnus deathicus. Like, yeah, we don't call him spiders anymore. Yeah, this is funny. I love that movie. Um, okay. In.
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Beaster day, here comes Peter Cottonhell. I knew you'd do this one. What beverage is tainted by the flying eyeball? Ice tea. Final answer. That was so much conviction. Am I right? Yes. Ice tea. Yeah, I had ice tea, lemonade, fruit punch, or water.
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Oh, I'm gonna be a good guest too, but it wasn't. It was iced tea. Alright, in the movie Truth or Dare, where a group of friends rent out a haunted house on Halloween to play a game only to be haunted by a demon and forced to play for their lives, they are given one dare to drink poison. But one boy says they need to drink what drink to help them not die? Coke.
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Yay! Good job. That was systemic. So I kept thinking that whole time. I was like, it's milk. It's milk. But I went to re-listen just to be sure. And I was like, I don't know. It was soda. Like, OK. But I'm pretty sure they tell you, like, if you think you've been poisoned, drink milk too. Yeah, because it like coats the lining of your stomach or whatever. Yeah. But I mean, all they had was soda. So like, yeah. Yeah. Like, let me grab my gut. My gut. My gut.
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Gallon jug. Yeah, good. I just watched this fucking laying on TikTok. She's like, yeah, I have this gallon of milk that's gonna go bad in two days and we're not gonna drink it in two days. So let's make a bunch of cheese. And she just makes like a bunch of different kinds of cheese and stuff. And I was like, is that where your cream cheese fun fact came from? No. Oh. But it was sort of somewhere else. But I was like, I want to make cheese now. Right, for butter. I've heard if you put butter in your mixer and just let it mix. Heavy cream? Yeah, I made butter that way.
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Okay, of course you have. Of course you have. Yeah, it was easy. You just literally put it in there and you just let it go. It's so weird. It makes pretty good butter. Squeeze out all the stuff. Yep, and it makes buttermilk. You can use the buttermilk for other baking things and stuff. I wish I cared. I tried to make sourdough bread at one point. That shit's hard. No, you can't do sourdough. You can't eat it or you can't make it. I can't make it. No, it's too much. That's a full-time fucking job. It is. You think it has to be spent twice a day. Yeah.
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that's a child yeah yeah no no no it couldn't catch me no no okay number six in savage creatures okay yes what are the names of our leading lady vampire lesbians
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I almost started saying the answers, but I will not. It's like Vanessa or something. No, that's wrong. Morgana and Elizabeth. I'm not going to look you because I wasn't looking you. Vanessa and Rose. Rose and Ursula, Ariel and Victoria. Vanessa and Rose, final answer. No, I'm not! But I said Vanessa! You sure did, but that's not correct. It was Ursula. Fuck! They're just me and it's like a genius.
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Ursula and Rose. So now you can say give me the mean. You don't want to spin, you just want to go. Oh no, I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I am so scared. It's either, I think it's peach or barf. Yeah, peach or barf. Either that or strawberry or dead fish.
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I don't remember which one was worse. Oh, they're all bad. Oh, they're all bad. Okay. I'm just so scared. Okay. What is it? Barf or dead fish? Barf. So bad. I love how you make that sound every time. It's like you hook my tongue.
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My barf doesn't ever taste like that. Ew.
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We're doing pretty good. I'm on six now. Okay. Yeah, sorry. It's still in my mouth. In the movie, Stay Alive, in which a group of friends play a video game that quickly begins to affect their real lives, the group are able to drop an item to chase away a spirit. What is the item? A rose. Good job. I was just listening to this one Tuesday. Oh really? No way. Tuesday. I love this one.
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That was one of my favorites. I was like, I had it going at like top speed while I was listening to him so I could like. Oh, smart. I would like listen to yours to do like my research. But then I was like, I need a list on my own so I can find the questions to ask. Yeah, it's funny because I would start listening because I'd be like, I don't fucking remember anything about this movie. So I'd start listening to it at faster speed and then I go, oh, oh, and then I'd move on to the next one. So I wouldn't listen to the whole thing. Yeah. But yeah, that's so.
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because I was just trying to get my answers in and whatnot, so. Smart, smart. Yep. Or my questions, so. Okay. This one's a little tough. Okay. And it kind of doesn't have multiple choice. Okay. Oh, it doesn't have multiple. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Okay. In The Cult of Humpty Dumpty. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. There are five different people that need to be sacrificed. What were their titles? I need three out of five.
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It was like the horror of the slut or something like that. Okay. Um, the smart one. There's like a, like a smart, like the, the, I don't, I can't remember exactly their title. The Virgin, the lovers and non-believer. Is that, I don't know. You're on the right path, but I don't know if I can give it to you. Okay.
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Do you want to try anymore? I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. The smuggler. The smuggler. The whore. Oh, I got one. The betrayer. The keeper of the books.
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There was the book! That's the smart one. I can't think of the book! It's the girl that's like... And the innocent. So you kind of got the the virgin one and the whore and the the smart one. We can give it to you. Unless you want to eat a bean. I got him wrong so I have to eat a bean.
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this is the one that could be dead fish it's the one that could be oh yeah dead fish or strawberry banana they're both bad yeah you don't like strawberry banana you're not the best oh thank Bob it still has a weird aftertaste though like it's
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Yeah, they're all kind of tainted. Okay. In the movie, They, in which a young woman recovering from the recent suicide of a friend discovers that her childhood nightmares were more than shadows on the wall are stalking or is stalked by these creatures. How do the creatures follow her? Or how do they always know where she is? Shit.
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Is it like they're always in the the darkness? Yes, but how would they follow her during the day? A. The creature stalk her at all times. B. She's possessed. C. She's been tagged or D. She's actually crazy and not being stalked.
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Um, what was the second one? Uh, she's possessed. Shit. Eh? Is that your final answer? No!
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Yes, it's wrong. Why? She's tagged. She's got a barb stuck in her head. Oh, I forgot about that. I didn't know that's how they tracked her. I thought that was just a gross part of the movie. That's how they track her. That's how they... I'm gonna let the arrow choose my fate.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesus. Okay, oh no. Juicy pear or booger? The yellow one. Oh, the weird green one. Good luck. Good luck, Rannen. Thanks. Is it the pear? They all taste off. Like, you can't ever, like, the ones that are bad, you know, are bad, but like... I don't like pear either. Yeah. What is this?
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We should have saved half of them. I don't think it's... I think it's a pair. Okay. I think it's a pair. I think we would know if it wasn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. In Jurassic Shark. There was a scene that went on forever that was just multiple shots of the same activity. What was that activity? It was literally like two and a half minutes. Was it something blowing up? Was it a building blowing up? Like two minutes of a building blowing up.
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Is that your final answer? Or would you like multiple choice? I'll have multiple choice. Or was it a girl getting attacked by a shark? Boating to the island, walking through the woods, hot girls on a beach, or fishing? Oh gosh, it was fishing. I think it was, no, it was them walking through the woods. There was two minutes of them walking through the woods. Yeah, final answer. Yes, you're correct.
Final Trivia Reflections
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Yay! I think there was weird explosion scenes too. Yeah, I was like, there was one wasn't there? So, okay good. There was a lot of awful in that movie. There was, oh my gosh, okay. Alright, number eight for me. In the movie, Long Distance, we're a young alien not native to our world, in the slightest, native to cold.
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accidentally calls the wrong number and interrupts the murderer only to become stalked by that killer receives calls from every state where the killer murders a family as he makes his way to her except for one state in which she receives a postcard. Yeah. Which state is that postcard from? Utah. Good job. People working together. Utah.
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Alrighty. In the awful movie 121212, what was the name of the demon baby? It's not Lucifer. I got an animal. Yep. A. Lucifer. B. Damien. C. Sebastian. Or D. Ambrose. I'm gonna say D. Ambrose. No it's Sebastian. Is it Ambrose? I'm gonna say Ambrose.
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yeah it's one that I could like pomegranate I guess I could like no pomegranates the fucking worst that's the old bandage that's the blood one okay
00:29:02
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I don't want dirty dishwater either. I feel like blue is a cop-out. If we get blue, we can't do blue. It's more on... Those marshmallow or stink bugs. Those marshmallow or stink bugs. I hate both of them. Ugh, okay. Got it! That was so bad! You know what would be so funny is if we never had beans and we were just like, ugh! Oh, it's so gross!
00:29:30
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It's making me out. There's real beans, friends. There are. You can hear them. Bean ASMR. Oh, it's bad. It's okay. It's good punishment.
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In the movie, Derailed, in which a group of people ride on a train to enjoy a murder mystery show, when the train suddenly crashes into a lake and are picked off one by one by a strange creature. Evelyn wears a locket to remind herself to stay strong.
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What is in the locket? Oh, shoot. I'm gonna need that multiple choice for sure. A photo of her dead best friend. Okay. A photo of her mother.
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A mirror, or a locket of her child's hair. A mirror. Or a lock of her child's hair. A mirror. A mirror is correct. Yay. Good job. Yeah, okay. Because we were like, okay. Bitch, okay, bitch. Okay. Don't worry myself, I can stay strong. Stay strong, you. Yes, you can, self. Yes, you can. Yeah, exactly. I think this is the last one of these. Okay. Around 10? Yes, mine will be the last one of those. Okay.
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Um, what movie was the first movie that we split? Dreamhouse Nightmare? Yep. Yeah? Yep. Yes. Yes. Yay! Yes. Hooray. Good job, me. Sebastian. Um, okay. Good job. That was a long time ago. That one feels a long time ago, but it doesn't, like, at all. It's funny that all of our questions have been about the super old ones, though.
00:31:17
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Well I'm liking the new ones we just recently did. I have a couple that are kinda recent. In the movie Blood Moon, in which a random group of travelers happen to be on the same stagecoach, stop in a midway town to exchange horses, and are terrorized by bandits and werewolves. What items are melted down to create silver bullets?
00:31:43
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rings. Marie's rings. Final answer? Multiple choice.
00:31:50
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I'd say multiple choice. A necklace, a set of rings, silver tooth fillings, or a sheriff badge. Yeah, Marie's rings. Good job. Yay! You remember her name too, good job. Yes, I looked into that one because I was afraid that you would ask something from that one. Oh, I was like, what the fuck am I going to ask for this one? But I was like, I what? Well, no, I knew what I was going to ask, but I was like, how the fuck would you remember that? I was going to ask, what's the bear they mentioned?
00:32:17
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Oh yeah. The name of the bear. Hell no. Oh, but I know what you're talking about. Oh no. I know his name. I can't remember. His name is Old Mose. I was thinking M, but I had only my own map.
00:32:30
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okay now we're going to do uh we picked a few synopses and then the other person has to try to guess i don't have multiple choice for these neither okay cool okay so we have we'll just read synopses and then see if the other person can figure it out okay all right after the sudden death of his father
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A brilliant college student returns home where he learns that the horrors from his childhood aren't as dead and gone as he once thought. The awakening? No. It's like the resurrection or something? No. Is it gonna say the awakening? I don't answer. Nope. What is it? The return. The return! Fuck! Very close. I was closer with the resurrection! Damn it! Do you remember who the lead person was? Yeah, it's Murphy from the 100. That was a good one.
00:33:27
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Peach or barf again? You can pick another one. Nope, nope, you're going. What is it? Oh, it's peach. It's not very good. It's better than barf. It's better than barf. It's way better than barf. Yeah. It's not very good. That was like in... Bruce Almighty was like, hold it up.
00:33:55
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Okay. Abandoning the yoga business, she shares with her twin sister. Celeste sets out to forge her own identity, but her plans are derailed when her desperate twin stops at nothing to bring her home. Twin sanity. Good job.
00:34:09
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man that was so long ago that was number two okay in pursuit of buried treasure a group of fortune hunters unearth an ancient demonic summoning stone sorry it was like an ancient demonic summoning stone that holds a terrible curse and awakens a timeless evil hello in the dark no no which one is it hold on which one is it Krampus Unleashed no it is not
00:34:38
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Big ol' rock! That's right! And it was treasure hunters at the beginning. Shit. I'm gonna fucking pick another fucking one. Sorry. I got that one again. Hang on. It's a fucking marshmallow one. Spin it! Okay. You landed on the pear. Is there even pears? Oh, there's one. This tastes like grass. Oh, I mean.
00:35:05
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There's worse things. I can't tell if it's booger or pear. This tastes bad. This is good. Okay. I should probably eat these since you paid for them. Jeez. You have to take one tiny bite and you spit it out. I'm sorry. You haven't gotten a bad one yet. Shut your mouth.
00:35:27
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Sorry. A deaf and mute writer who retreated into the woods to live a solitary life must fight for her life in silence when a masked killer appears at her window. Oh, shit. Oh, no. I know this one. You can do it, Rannan. I don't know if I'm going to remember because now I'm on the spot and I can't think of it. Remember, remember, Winnie, remember, remember. Hush, yes!
00:36:02
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horrific visions torment Taryn when she her brother and college pals move into an infamous old house then her bloody hallucinations become all too real something of the poltergeist it's not house of the poltergeist is it don't fucking reach over there
00:36:23
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you look like you're like to the season of the poltergeist poltergeist I don't remember it does have poltergeist in it you only have to eat half a bean fuck Shannon I don't know American poltergeist
00:36:51
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Sorry Give me something. Oh my god. Oh, that's good. Okay, it's bad either way
00:37:13
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You're literally wiping your tongue. It's cool. Yeah, I'm sorry. They can be washed You know
00:37:30
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When a young woman disappears during Mardi Gras, her friends race to find her before she falls victim to a sadistic southern family plagued by a centuries-old voodoo curse. Got the carvest. Fuck you. Damn it, I thought that would be hard.
00:37:52
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yeah i'm telling you i listen to these you so much you are the one editing that's like yeah yeah it's true yeah i'm at a disadvantage yeah okay okay this one is i'm sorry okay i'm sorry i'm scared
00:38:09
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On December 31, 1999, this is one of those, like, reader-submitted policies, four people entered a house located in Texas to investigate, investigate supposed supernatural activity. They were never seen alive again.
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Two months later, a videotape was found. It chronicles the last hours in the lives of the four investigators as unseen demons take them, one by one. I know exactly what movement this is, but I can't think of it. This is the worst. All I want to do is say bones, and that's not it. Do you have my bones? I've thought about asking something from bones, and I was like, it's just too iconic. Oh, fuck. I know this one. I know exactly, like I could tell you a bunch of stuff that happens.
Favorite Past Episodes
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I forgot about this one honestly. Like I went back and I was like, oh yeah. It's not something manner. No, that's one of mine. I don't remember. I'm sorry. This is a hard one. Yeah. Blackwood Evil. I even scroll past that one today. Blackwood Evil.
00:39:21
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Oh, just going for it. She didn't even look. It's marshmallow. No, it's popcorn. It's popcorn. I'm sorry. It's okay. I love popcorn. But not candy popcorn. Not candy popcorn. I have one. You have one. I have another. Okay. Okay.
00:39:39
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A couple brothers are told a ghost story about a farmer's Siamese twins, but during a seance, they mistakenly awaken the evil twin and are forced to defend their community from being haunted. Oh no. It's the Nickelodeon one. And it was called... Sorry. A lot of flavors on my tongue right now. You got this, man. I don't think I do. I don't think I do. No.
00:40:08
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No. I cannot remember. No. Crybaby Lane. Oh, dang it. Because it has nothing to do with the fucking movie. Exactly. You know? Exactly. They're like, oh, got it. Crybaby Lane and stuff. Just. What is that? Oh, is it the fish one? I don't know. Is that peach again? No, maybe. It just didn't have the spots. Oh, well. OK. It's not good. What is that? Do you need to show me? What is it? No.
00:40:38
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You ate the whole thing? I can't try it. I don't know what it is. I don't know. That's amazing. Okay, okay. You had that same look when we tried that blueberry beer for the first time. Yeah, it's about that. Yeah, it's about that level. I was like bleh, bleh, and Buffy went and threw up and you were like,
00:41:02
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It's bad. What is that? You're like, it's bad. You got an iron stomach Shannon. Thank you. Okay. A college fraternity. My fingers smell like barf now. That's not even what my barf tastes like.
00:41:18
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Barfas never tasted like that No, okay a college fraternity in the middle of hazing their new pledges incur the wrath of a the wrath The wrath of a long decreed. Oh my god a long deceased pledge Who died during a hazing gone wrong 20 years ago? Fuck I know this Mm-hmm Um
00:41:48
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Is it pledge night? Yeah! Yes! Good job! Yes! No more barf! Alright, last one. Ready? And we made it to almost an hour. Wow. Yeah. Okay. I mean editing and whatnot but...
00:42:01
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Okay, a couple's replacement babysitter turned out to be more than they bargained for when she has subjected their kids to a series of twisted activities. Aw, it's Emily. Yeah. I was like, she has to be on here at least once, you know? But I was like, fucking question what I asked. You know, I was like, oh, I don't know, what was on the tape? Because, you know, that they, you know? Yeah. Anyway, the one that started it all. So what was your favorite episode? My favorite, oh my gosh, that's hard.
00:42:28
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hard. Yeah I know right. That's really hard. Because there's ones that were fun to make fun of and then there were others that like like Blood Moon. I loved that one. I was surprisingly in love with that movie. Yeah.
00:42:43
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like doll house doll face was so bad but it was so fun to do and then since then i'm like there's no way i could talk this movie yeah and i we have like we have like Humpty Dumpty's were so fun to do so fun but so bad alone in the dark were so fun to do like there's a whole there's so many yeah
00:43:03
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spiders in the attics oh so good i forget about that one sometimes it just exists it was gonna do a synopsis for that one but it literally said there's spiders in the attic yeah and they're coming to get you and i was like dang it and there's like no way i can really ask questions of that one i mean it's yeah pretty straightforward exactly that's how i felt about like because a lot of mine were like llama get it and like uh velocipasture and like it's hard to yeah
00:43:29
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Ask questions about those. Yeah, we may need to rename the alien party crashers because they straight up just call it canaries on everything. Oh, really? Yeah, it's called canaries online. So where did you see it as alien party crashers?
00:43:44
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That's what it was on Tubi. And then everywhere else it is now called Canaries. So maybe they heard our scathing review and thought oh we'll just rename it to get away from them.
Expressing Gratitude to Listeners
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Probably. So many good times. Oh my goodness. I know I'm like I was like oh man let's like look at our hang on.
00:44:02
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American Poltergeist, Lizzie Borden's Revenge, Hangman Curse, The Collar, Giant Spider Invasion, House of the Witch, Imaginary Friend. I was like, who watched that one? You, me, Lacey Chabert, Truth or Dare, Long Distance, Game Show Returns, House Shark. I watched that one. I was kind of listening to it again. I was like, what the fuck am I supposed to ask?
00:44:28
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It was just the weird-ass name of the wife. Yeah, I was like, do you remember it ladybird ladybird? Yeah, but then yeah, like all of mine were neighborly and I swear you're good I know I was trying to because you said that some of yours were name related. So I was trying to go away from name Yeah, it is hard. Yeah. Oh, this will be easy and fun. Then I was like, oh no. Oh Amusement. Yeah. Yeah, I almost did amusement the hollow I was like, oh, yeah Ask about the hollow like
00:44:54
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Yeah, Jurassic Shark, The Occultist. Yeah. But this was bad within, Krampus Unleashed, Once Upon a Time at Christmas, Dear Christmas, Christmas Game Show, Silent Night, Zombie Night. That was another that I was like, the fuck am I supposed to ask from that one? Like it's a zombie movie. Yeah. Pretty straightforward. Do you remember the name of the love interest from the Christmas, the Christmas, what did you just say?
00:45:19
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Christmas loved one. Dear Christmas. Remember how his name was stupid? I don't remember being stupid. I don't remember what it was. What was it? Chris Massey. I think I blocked that out. I think that brain cell died. I knew what that was.
00:45:41
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That's me. I forgot about that. Yep. Yep. I know who killed me. I know who killed me, part two. No, it was so fun. The body tree. The body tree. I forgot about the body tree in Cupid. Yep. The return, Gehenna. Um, doll face, derailed, loss of pastor, blood moon, llama getting, scare B&B. You've also done so many more than I have.
00:46:06
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you keep you're the one that keeps coming up with all the awesome fun birthday bashes and stuff like you do all of those yep spooky story time spirit of christmas in july the dragon kingdom haunting in cod or cod cotter
00:46:22
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Hotter? Anyway. We did a lot of, uh... Am I the assholes here for a second? Yeah. Hush. And like True Crime was in there for a while. Wendy just asked me the next time I'm doing a True Crime case, so I should probably get on one of those, huh? There's one that I've been, like, looking into, but it's a lot of work, you know? Spooky stories to tell in the closet. Russian sleep experiment. Oh my gosh. The movie Bash, the girl who got away. I completely forgot about that one.
00:46:50
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more spooky stories by candlelight it's so funny on on Spotify if you go on there you can either give us a rating or like there's a question that says what did you think about this episode and I was scrolling through and there were a couple like review quote-unquote that I hadn't seen and one of them was like this was good
00:47:07
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from somebody that I don't know. I was like, thanks. If you guys are on Spotify, wherever you listen, if there's a review option, just go slap some stars on there. Yeah, we'd appreciate it. We have nine five star ratings on Spotify right now. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. That's so nice. Do we have any lower ratings? No, just all five stars. Okay, we're loved. We're loved. Also, did you know that they have
00:47:35
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this it's like a promo that they do themselves. that's so cool. yeah. didn't i just do the third guess? yeah. what happened in that one? someone with the illusionist and the daughter, the dead daughter.
00:47:59
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Evie and heart? The book writers? Oh my gosh. Wow.
00:48:16
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wow because he's black you see yes i haven't posted a promo with both of them i have to do with black people and i don't know what to do about it oh gosh okay i feel like i need like we should do more but i don't know what else to do
00:48:40
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We're on an hour and five. I know. I just like hanging out. I like hanging out too. I'm gonna say goodbye to y'all though. Okay. Thanks for three wonderful years. Yes. I hope to see you in many more. If you've been here since the beginning, you are amazing. You're amazing. And what else are you doing here? Just kidding.
00:48:59
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Because what are we doing with our lives besides working full-time jobs and you know? Yeah, I'm watching stupid-ass movies. But anyway, yeah. We love you. Love you. Have
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