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Han Took Shots First - Ep 21: The Mandalorian Ch 3: The Sin
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For this episode we asked Werner Herzog himself to summarize what you can expect. "In the bleak and merciless galaxy, a lone Mandalorian bounty hunter delivers his quarry — a small, ancient creature of untold power — to men whose morality is as withered as the dust on their boots. Yet as he watches the infant taken behind cold doors, a terrible melancholy seeps into his soul, for he knows: they do not wish to nurture this being, but to harvest it, like some cosmic veal. Compelled by a code older than the stars, he returns, a silent wrath in beskar armor, to reclaim the child — unleashing violence with the clinical poetry of a man both haunted and free. The city turns against him, the guild abandons him, and only his kin in chrome rise from the shadows, jetpacks blazing like Icarus made manifest. It is not victory, but an escape — and so he flies, with the child, into the existential void, both burdened and redeemed by love."
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Introduction and Director Overview
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Speaker
Oh
00:00:36
Speaker
Welcome back for chapter three of the Mandalorian, the sin. I'm Derek. I'm Jack. Chapter three, the sin directed by Deborah Chow, the name you might recognize because she directed Obi-Wan the whole thing.
00:00:50
Speaker
um She also actually, unlike the last guy who did a handful of TV shows and some stuff I'd never heard of, ah she directed a bunch of stuff I've seen. like just various episodes. It's all TV, but American gods, man in the high castle.
00:01:05
Speaker
Oh yeah. Lost in space. The Netflix one, not that shitty movie from the 90s. The good one. Yeah. That show, that show rocks. Yeah. Uh, and Jessica Jones. So she's done a bunch of stuff and she knows how to Disney.
00:01:17
Speaker
Yeah. Um, and it came out November 2019.
00:01:23
Speaker
So these episodes all came out right around my birthday.
Return to the Planet and Alien Encounters
00:01:26
Speaker
We have fuck Thanksgiving, my birthday. We were just feasting, dude.
00:01:31
Speaker
That's where they did it. They were like, be thankful. Yeah, exactly. So this one starts, I mean, a little bit in space. It's still just a. Give back. With the toys.
00:01:44
Speaker
Well, they're not toys, but they are to him. It's everything's a toy if you're willing to play with it. And we get to Dave Navarro planet. And, you know, it's ah it's a cast of characters. ah ah The baby looks a little freaked out by everybody.
00:01:59
Speaker
But my favorite is the tiny spaceman. Oh, yeah. Dude, just like out of nowhere, because it is like a a rogues gallery of alien races. And it's just like a little ass cosmonaut over there, isn't it? And this is tiny little ruse his voice is the sound they give him. At least I'm assuming it's him because that's when they show him or them, whatever.
00:02:19
Speaker
ah is the probe droids from Empire. It's like... demand my own when i hand out It's so stupid. I love it.
00:02:31
Speaker
That might be why he's my favorite. I don't know. I do love that droid language. But he gets back to the the secret hideout back
Stormtrooper Encounter
00:02:39
Speaker
there, and these those beat-up-ass stormtroopers come out, and that's when we have the baby looking up. like Dude, they look the stormtroopers do a great job of looking like... so like i mean, they're dirty, obviously, but the other stormtroopers stand like up at attention, very prim and proper. These are like kind of like, I don't know, they're hulking, they're menacing, they're they're but broken rank.
00:03:03
Speaker
Yeah, because they don't have to follow all that pomp and circumstance anymore. And they're tired. i just like i'm I'm scary and I'm tired. Fuck you. yeah Yeah, scary and I'm tired. Fuck you. I love that. that's ah That's actually my motto whenever I'm ever i'm like invited to a children's birthday party. Do you want to come? I'm scary and I'm tired. Fuck you.
00:03:27
Speaker
But like when when the baby sees him, you see the look on his face like, oh, fuck. Why'd you bring me here? I thought we were buddies. They look a lot like clone troopers, and they killed a lot of people that we knew.
00:03:41
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, sure, he's 50 years old, but also, like, he was a baby. He's like, look, those look an awful lot like the same guys. Their helmets are a little more shaped like they go on a human's head, not a cartoon. But other than that, it's... They're shaped less like a Mandalorian visor. Well, because i always um I always thought the ones, the the clone trooper ones, were like more dipped in in the center. And I'm like, that looks very uncomfortable.
00:04:07
Speaker
Well, they were designed by Kaminoans, not humans. Yeah, but they they're like those big long... Long necks, you can call them what they are. It's like you stuck gum to a table and stretched it.
00:04:19
Speaker
That's it. that's the Yeah, that's what Caminoan is in our Bosch. Stretchy gum. Stretchy gum neck.
00:04:30
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i mean, we meet again, Werner Herzog and
Herzog's Sinister Motives
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Pershing. We meet again. ah we meet again. Dr. Pershing is a little bit as excited. Yeah. Dude, and ah Herzog gets more and more sinister, which makes sense because he's a terrifying man.
00:04:46
Speaker
Also, we find out that it was him that sent the other IG or the other fob because he's like, how many fobs do He's like, I had to ensure that the job was done. so But he's just, for whatever reason, gung-ho about like, kill the baby and give me a little bit their blood.
00:05:01
Speaker
Whereas Dr. Pershing is like, no. like I mean, we I know what this is about. Do you? Me? Yeah. Yeah. Do you? Yeah. I remember.
00:05:13
Speaker
Okay. Okay. I just like, is it at this point, no one knew. thought maybe he was doing a Pershing. Do you know what this is about? No, like I meant like you, the you the the viewer.
00:05:23
Speaker
Because when this first aired, we didn't know what this whole fucking thing was about. We had all the guesses in the world and we ended up being a little bit right. Yeah. I thought they just wanted Yoda blood. Yeah. Yodel. Yodel.
00:05:37
Speaker
That's the race. you or Yeah. But Dr. Pershing seems to actually care. And we see in whatever later that I think season three, that he is a good guy. Yeah. He's just also a little bit of moralist scientist.
00:05:55
Speaker
It's ambiguous. Like, cause he was even like, I protected the baby. Yeah. But also at this point, when we get there, it's like, is he just trying to cover his own ass or? I don't think so. No, I mean, I think we, like you said, later on, we find out like he, maybe he wasn't. and he really is genuinely like not a piece of shit completely.
00:06:14
Speaker
but when you first saw this, he's like, I protected him. and it's like, well, did you? Well, have theory. Or are you just protecting yourself? Remind me when we get there. All right.
Camtono of Beskar
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ah But he does get his Camtono filled with Beskar.
00:06:28
Speaker
His what is it? Bread maker? Ice cream maker. Ice cream maker. Filled with Beskar. And it's Camtono. think Beskar ice cream would probably be the worst. Oh, absolutely. Break all your teeth.
00:06:40
Speaker
So it's a Camtono if anybody else says it except for Werner Herzog says Camtono. Yeah. And I like his pronunciation a lot. It's wrong, but I very much like it.
00:06:52
Speaker
It's because everything he says is soothing. It's good. Dude, your wife and I were at a bar last night and ah obviously the volume wasn't on, but there was a 60 minutes with him and both were watching. We're like, I can hear it.
00:07:06
Speaker
Like he's just talking. He's like, and it was a wonderful shoot and we were doing this movie and the actor started yelling at me. It was quite and you know unnerving.
00:07:17
Speaker
was like, I can hear him say every fucking word. I walked across Europe to visit my friend who was dying because I'm a fucking insane man. Love him, though.
00:07:28
Speaker
Dude, he's great. What is the Simpsons? You can't say that. Nobody can say that. But like we start to see Mando's hesitance to deal with these people because they they take ah the baby off into the back room there. And he's like, so like what are you planning to do with this?
00:07:50
Speaker
And that's you can see Werner Herzog's like, he gets angry. He's like, I don't think that's any of your fucking business. It looks like you have your money and you can fuck right off. I believe they the whole thing with this was discretion.
00:08:04
Speaker
he's it By the way, paying... This is such an Imperial slap in the face. Paying Mandalorian with Beskar stamped with the empire Imperial cog yeah is just something else well that's why the john favre lorian gets angry later uh-huh absolutely i remember his name but well look at my name oh past vizz he's he's paz vizsla and i'm paz la visa to
Debate on Beskar Usage
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the left hand side
00:08:35
Speaker
but yeah so he goes off to this the mandalorian this the secret hideout the covert yeah And this is like because the first time he went down there, all we saw was the armorer. And this time and now we're seeing bunch of them just chilling, like just polishing guns and sharpening blades and shit like I mean, it's menacing. It's like if the ah the foot clan in the Ninja Turtles movie was menacing.
00:09:00
Speaker
Sam Rockwell's kind of now. Never mind. yeah He can be menacing. He wasn't. He wasn't in that. Yeah. yeah And this is when Jon Favre Lorien is like, these are the spoils of the Great Purge and yeah we shouldn't be using it, whatever. And the armor is just like.
00:09:19
Speaker
It's Beskar, dude. Chill the fuck out. We got to do what we got to do. Because he's like, you are working with the enemy. We have to hide like rats while you go up there. can only go one at a time.
00:09:31
Speaker
And Armour's like, yeah, our fucking, so our survival is our strength. Our strength is our survival. One of those. And she's like, that's why we're still fucking here. got to do what we got to do to build back up.
00:09:41
Speaker
Our strength used to be our numbers. And she's like, right, used to be is the key yeah to that. Yeah. I mean, the reason the reason that that they didn't get burnt up, this is going to be like jumping way ahead.
00:09:52
Speaker
The reason they didn't get fucking glassed on Mandalorian is because they were extremists and they were exiled to a fucking nearby moon. So they're like, our ways protected us. I love that. I remember that because it was like.
00:10:04
Speaker
Oh, they all died? i guess we're Mandalorians now, and this this is the way, motherfucker. Just imagine a doomsday cult being proven right. That's what kind of happens. like Imagine if ah Jim Jones gave everybody that Kool-Aid they didn't die.
00:10:18
Speaker
They actually did get to go up into space with an alien or whatever going on. Whatever is going might be mixing up my cults, but... Just imagine Scientology is real for a moment, if you will.
00:10:32
Speaker
Your religion, if you choose to accept it. ah not Mandalorian and this religion will self-destruct.
00:10:42
Speaker
Mandalorian and Paz start to fight, but she's the the armor diffuses it. She's like, dude, you guys got to chill the fuck out. Like, we got to work together. This is the fucking way. And they're like, you're the first. We hear it. way Because like, have have you have you taken your helmet off? And Mando's like, no.
00:10:58
Speaker
Has anyone else take it off? No, this is a way. I love how specific they have to be because you know there was a they're like, have you ever taken your helmet off? The guy's like, no. Someone's like, I saw you with it off. He's like, she took it off. I didn't take it off. they're like, okay, we're to have to amend the fuck.
00:11:12
Speaker
Okay, did you take it off? Did anyone else take it off? Has your helmet been off? That's it. That's all want to know.
00:11:21
Speaker
it's ah It's extreme, but it kept him alive. Jumping ahead to season two, when he has to take it off to use that face scanner that just apparently cares only if you have a face. It's like the Empire set
Forging and Mando's Past
00:11:32
Speaker
that thing up to just be like, no Mandalorians.
00:11:35
Speaker
Yeah. Because like as long as you have a face, a human face, you can get through this scanner. I mean, we've talked I think we talked about it. They're xenophobic. They're like, oh, look, a human. Carry on.
00:11:46
Speaker
ah carry it can't be a mandalorian they don't take their helmets off i hear oh thank god it's not a wookiee but he's supposed to get the uh the mudhorn signet and i misremembered because i was like oh yeah i remember him getting the cool little fucking thing and he's like no i don't deserve it because i got help from my enemy why the fuck would your enemy help you well he didn't know he was my enemy i mean i didn't either at that point It was a little bit of a 50 year old baby.
00:12:15
Speaker
Have you ever seen such a good wrinkly boy? And like she's like, okay, cool. Then I'll just make you some whistling birds. And she explains what they are, which was nice for me watching. I was like, cool. Whistling birds. I like that. And then she's like, they're little tiny missiles. Don't worry about it and I was like, okay, cool. but i like how Sorry. We noticed Derek wasn't paying that Derek was a little lost. So let me tell him real quick. Let me look to camera.
00:12:39
Speaker
But like she's like, use them sparingly because they're very rare. And he's like, got it. Definitely won't use them this episode. It's going to be this episode, isn't it? This is so this is some James Bond shit.
00:12:50
Speaker
Like that morning Q was like, look, we have a car that can shoot oil out of the back to make other cars slip. And he's like, it's new useful. It's experimental. We have a pen and you click it three times to activate it and two times to deactivate it.
00:13:05
Speaker
Don't give it to Sean Bean. He's just clicking away on that thing That's the best part of that movie That's like one of the only James Bonds I like And I love that Now we know what happens But remember the first time seeing it He's just like Yeah Trying to count the clicks I'm like Whoa Is it 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Wait Where is he? That's it We're going home playing Goldeneye Pick up your sticks So we get a little bit more flashbacks to what happened to him while she's doing her forging. Apparently her forging just triggers. ah Yeah, it's a good way of telling story, I think, because it's it's representing his trauma.
00:13:46
Speaker
Yeah. So it's these heavy, heavy blasts, very warlike. And it's and it's all visual. At least ah at this point, I don't know remember if we get anything more. I'm pretty sure it's pretty much all visual.
00:13:59
Speaker
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're right. You know, it's it's a lot of the same stuff we saw, but a little more of it. Him being put in the basement by his mom and everything. And then we get that one shot of like a droid opening it. The B2. Yeah, which is... um Wait, B2. Isn't that a little guy that cries a lot?
00:14:16
Speaker
That's B2 emo. So you can be a B2 but not be a little tiny dude? It's a B2 battle droid. That's so stupid. They should all be different. You got R2s and C3s. I'm not the one that names them.
00:14:30
Speaker
That's fair. Some guy on Reddit is, and you could be that guy. I could be. I have way too much facial hair. It's not on my neck. Fair. I've had sex.
00:14:42
Speaker
I was about to say you've also dated humans. ah I've dated humans. Never mind then. i withdraw my statement. This is my girlfriend. Megan 2.0. That's a pointo on his a pillow. That's a body pillow with a hole cut in it.
00:15:00
Speaker
Yeah, but it's a pillow with a painting of my favorite anime character on it. Duh.
New Armor and Foundlings
00:15:04
Speaker
Stupid. So we go back to Karga. And he's talking shit to this dude, which just made me laugh because i this sounds like a slur.
00:15:15
Speaker
like i mean, it is. He's obviously insulting him, but it just he's like, you had your shot, dust breather? Get the fuck out of here. i'm like We've talked about it with Rogue One where everyone calls them tubes. Like, you just make fun of your... Get out of here, you dust breather.
00:15:29
Speaker
Like, is there a place that we're going to go to that look at this oxygen breather over here? Yeah.
00:15:37
Speaker
You guys have a little problem breathing. Oh, two right now No, I always do.
00:15:43
Speaker
I had a cold three months ago and that long COVID doesn't like to let go. so I had cold three years ago. Can't shake that shit.
00:15:52
Speaker
Mando does get his new armor, by the way. So he walks in to talk to grief. Carga covered in his shiny silver stuff. The armor tells him, she's like, there's people going to like, this is going to draw attention. Just I'll do, I'm going to do it. Oh, and he even does the smart thing. like, reserve some for the foundlings.
00:16:08
Speaker
And like the way it always should be. Yeah. the The children. The children of future. I don't remember what she says. She's like, I can make you ah Cussapis or some shit.
00:16:20
Speaker
She says some specific thing. And when they show her forging, curious and when she they show her, show her forging, it's like just the chess piece. And i was like, all that best car and all he's getting is a chess piece. Then he walks into the the cantina here and he's got all the armor. And I was like, oh, yeah, I was like, all your pauldrons.
00:16:37
Speaker
was like, how many more missions does he have to do? You know how frustrated I would be if I was playing this game and I like I beat that fucking mudhorn and all I got was a chess piece. I'm like, so I still got all this other broken ass armor. No, this the Mudhorn's like that tutorial one that drops a set of everything you need.
00:16:53
Speaker
And it's like, you can get better, but this is like, right now, this is what you need to get going, man. Like, let's go. Look at this. It dropped a a full set of Beskar. You started it in your inventory. It just said, dirty shirt.
00:17:05
Speaker
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00:18:08
Speaker
ah But this is where he finds out that literally everybody in this bar and everybody that Karga deals with, at least, had a fob for this bounty. He was the only one that closed the deal.
00:18:20
Speaker
And but the dust breather guy looks over and he says, Achuta. So it's got to be in more than one thing. Because he wasn't just looking over and going, sup, bro? Okay, I found out that...
00:18:31
Speaker
A Chuta apparently is the hey and each has never been translated. And anytime that anyone that ever had anything to do with it gets asked for all you're too young to understand.
00:18:45
Speaker
so like, and then one of the other, I think the original guy that wrote it was just like, oh, I could never like jokingly. it's like, I could never translate that. Oh no, I couldn't say it with our tongue.
00:18:56
Speaker
But a Chuta is the, was what we heard when it said, Hey Mando, I'm going to So just got to be careful when you're drunk. Yeah. A-A-T-S-U-T-A. What the fuck did you say to me?
00:19:09
Speaker
you say E or A? The dude walks into the bar, you're like, A-T-S-U-T-A. He's like, excuse me? And I'm like, what's up? I said, what's up? And he's like, oh. I thought I said, what's up? Okay, I got you. That's not not what you said at all.
00:19:20
Speaker
You sound like a Wookiee. You walk into the bar, fuck you. Fuck you. What? I said hello. I've been there.
00:19:31
Speaker
I've been that guy. So he asked for his next job. And ah Carl Weathers is like, hey, how about we go to those Twelik healing baths? You what I'm You made me a rich man. Check out my Beskar.
00:19:45
Speaker
Which is definitely not going to be important for later in the episode. Check out my Chekhov's plate of Beskar.
00:19:53
Speaker
um So a healing bath is like so to heal, you've got to get jerked off in Star Wars. Yeah. How do you heal?
00:20:02
Speaker
Is that why he was just using that little zappy thing on his arm? He's like, I would love to heal, but there's a baby here. I can't heal in front of this child. Baby's like, I'll heal you. He's like, no, ew, no, no.
00:20:14
Speaker
So he gets his next bounty, and it's the the ah ocean dunes of something. Carnic. All right. Yeah. i was like I ended up looking it up because I didn't recognize it. I was like, fuck, it's going to be like from this. angle No, it's from this. Oh, okay. Okay.
00:20:29
Speaker
So that's why I felt bad at first. I'm like, God damn it. Derek's going to ask me about it It's going to be some Clone Wars thing. No. It's like that for a lot of the names of stuff in these like later things, it's like you always think it's going to reference something and it almost never does.
00:20:43
Speaker
Right. It's like they just put they're just like put a letter letter randomizer on to All right, it's Ryan and Arf. Got it. Ryan and Arf five.
00:20:56
Speaker
um But Mando still feels bad about giving up the baby.
Mando's Remorse and Reflection
00:21:01
Speaker
on his way He's got to connect him through the force. Yeah, on his way out, he's like... So like, what are going to with that little baby? oh i love sorry. I love just, I didn't want to pass over this because grief cargo.
00:21:12
Speaker
It's like, don't worry about what they're going to do with the baby. Yeah. How about we get Cam to know of spice and you are going to forget about it by the time you get out of hyperdrive. We saw how much best scar was in a Cam to know.
00:21:25
Speaker
Yeah. Spice? When he said a Camden O of spice, I was like, homie, we just saw a Camden O 30 seconds ago. you got You throw around words like that. it's dude, just get a kilo. Chill out for a couple days. Here's what you do. Get a backpack of cocaine and take a drive across the country.
00:21:43
Speaker
By the time you reach New York, you'll forget about everything because you'll be dead. Look, just fill a duffel bag with acid. ah You're going to be fine. If I was you, I would get like a stormtrooper's armor full of mushrooms and take a little drive to Canada.
00:22:06
Speaker
We're just going across the border for some French fries and gravy, sir. Poutine. Almost made it. Almost made it. We're going to Dexter Jester's for some poutine. That's the cook in Attack of the Clones.
00:22:18
Speaker
ah Okay. Yeah. I didn't think you'd remember. He's the one that tells Kenobi about the dart. Oh, the big, the big guy. Got it. Yeah. All right. He's a basilisk.
00:22:32
Speaker
I believe named after George Lucas, his son. George Lucas named his son, Dexter or Jester Dexter Lucas.
00:22:43
Speaker
That kid's getting picked on dude. so Yeah. George Lucas going to pay people to beat them up. I couldn't afford it when I was a kid, but I can now, bitch. You come at my son, you come out my bodyguards, too.
00:22:56
Speaker
With our impression of George Lucas, though, I just like, I'm going to hire some people to come get you. And I'm just imagining, like, the Swedish the swedish chef. Yeah, exactly.
00:23:07
Speaker
Oh, I'm going to beat you up. I'm going to tear off your arm and arm and arm. Say arm and arm and arm and arm. Beat you death with your arm and arm and arm and arm.
00:23:20
Speaker
I mean, animal could do some shoot some damage, I'm sure. Animal? I'm scared of animal. Let's be honest, man. He's a wild card. But he goes and fires up the ship, tries to get out of there.
00:23:31
Speaker
But the little mystic missing shifter knob yeah makes him sad. So he's like, fuck. Am I doing this? Am I doing this? I'm doing this. Am I going to blow up my entire existence over a green baby? i've never I don't really know. 50-year-old green baby.
00:23:49
Speaker
Yeah. How long am I going to take care of this thing? It's 50. I mean, does it wipe its own ass? I wipe my own ass. I know. So he goes back to the hideout, finds the baby carriage in the trash, and that's when he's like, I think that sets him off like, okay, all right, this is it, because they're not taking care of him.
00:24:09
Speaker
So, yeah. ah But I like how he goes up and he's just like, breaks off the little fucking eyeball bot just to get these two dudes to come out. I'm like, you're about to blow a hole in the side of the base. Why does that matter?
00:24:22
Speaker
You just alerted them to your presence earlier. and There's only two less guys. But they're on the other side of the building now. ah Dude, he goes full Batman. Predator.
00:24:32
Speaker
Batman and Predator. Oh, I'm going to direct a movie where it's this spoiled rich boy who hunts other people, but he's dressed like up like a bat with dreadlocks. he yeah He watched his own parents die at the opera, and now he's got a lot of performance to him. Werner, that sounds a lot like Batman i mixed with Predator. What is Batman?
00:24:51
Speaker
What is Predator?
00:24:54
Speaker
What is a Batman?
00:24:59
Speaker
Is he a man made of bat or a bat made will direct that one too. Yeah, that's why he never directed Batman. He came and pitched him an idea. They're all, whoa, whoa, no. it's a It's a billionaire who dressed up like a bat and kicks people's butts.
00:25:13
Speaker
I don't want any part of that. What you're describing, Werner, sounds an awful lot like a David k Cronenberg movie, and I can't be a part of this. ah Do you see if he can be involved?
00:25:26
Speaker
mean Those two co-directing a movie fucking melt your brain. Yeah, it's mostly there. It would melt what's left.
00:25:37
Speaker
But yeah, so he sneaks into this place. I mean, sneak. He blows the fucking wall up and then goes in. And once he's in there, he sneaks. They're all still looking for who blew the wall up. He's shadow.
00:25:47
Speaker
He's fucking, yeah, he's bouncing him. He's the shadow. He's Alec Baldwin. I see you over there. You took my baby, my 50-year-old baby. Give it back. Nothing is left except for the shadow.
00:25:59
Speaker
Also, now I have a flamethrower. Ho,
Rescue Mission
00:26:03
Speaker
ho, ho. Now I have a flamethrower. When he does get to Pershing, where the baby is like in this little scanner thing, and I'm assuming the big bar is midichlorians on the scanner. It should be. Because there's like all these little lines going up and down, and that one's just staying huge. so Oh, here's my theory.
00:26:23
Speaker
Pershing begging for his life, though, and he's like, I protected him. Did you see like the interrogation slash medical bot? Yeah. Looks like it's going towards Pershing, not Mando.
00:26:34
Speaker
Okay. And right before that, we didn't mention, but he's, he's before he bursts in, he's like peeping through with his, his ah disintegrator and his like laser thing that, I don't know. He's watching these guys through the wall. He's got, he's got sonar and a parabolic microphone.
00:26:50
Speaker
There you go. That's better than peeping. And mean, can use them for peeping. know that because of peeping, from peeping. Yeah. But like it's Werner Herzog and Pershing talking and Pershing's like, no, we have to keep him alive.
00:27:01
Speaker
And Werner Herzog's like, we could just milk the baby and get rid of him. I want you to extract it. Milk that 50 year old baby. I can't be more specific when I say this, but that baby is 50 years old.
00:27:13
Speaker
I don't want to go go out milking normal babies, just the 50 year old alien baby. And then we kill it. like it's Again, i don't it's condone killing babies unless they're 50.
00:27:25
Speaker
Look, if you're 50 and you haven't grown yet, you want to die. You got clearly stuck in a point of adolescence that I cannot get behind. It's like a cross between Benjamin Button and Jack.
00:27:37
Speaker
Not you, the movie. the most Robin Williams movie, not that one that has the podcast. I like him. and He's got a good impersonation of me.
00:27:49
Speaker
He breaks out with the baby. And then much like the the third act of hard-boiled, he's got to shoot his way out of this building carrying a baby. It's so fucking delightfully Western.
00:28:01
Speaker
Yeah. And this kid's tough because he's just doing spin flips and shit. Not flips, but he spins to jump into places to hide and stuff. He's doing air tucks.
00:28:14
Speaker
um I like the one stormtrooper that just gets broiled. Mm-hmm. Because he's like he's trying to shoot all these guys, and one comes out of nowhere, and he just burns them. And you think, like okay, he shoots the flamethrower, and ah the stormtrooper falls over.
00:28:27
Speaker
No, he just holds it and holds it. And that's the part where I saw... Grogu just like, oh, shit, dude. Oh, see, I felt like he was intrigued. He's like, oh, didn't know we could do that.
00:28:39
Speaker
Off screen, you got Werner Herzog. If it was me, I wouldn't cut the camera until the scorched body falls down to the ground and you know he's dead. Wait till there is no fuel left in the flamethrower.
00:28:51
Speaker
That will really sell it. I guess maybe maybe the the baby is <unk>s like smells awful good. yeah but That's what it is. Much better than that raw frog I ate yesterday. That's why he looked at it that way. He's like, you're just going to leave that there?
00:29:06
Speaker
and where where we go Why are we walking away? You spent a lot of time fast roasting him. That smells delicious. You know a fast roast is my favorite kind of roast? Love it, dude.
00:29:17
Speaker
Barely cooked with a crispy outside. i mean, you put the storm in Stormtrooper. That was lightning fast. You flash fried him. But he does get surrounded. So he like puts down his weapon. He's like, hey, guys, we're all chill.
00:29:29
Speaker
Nothing is fucked here. is fucked here. and then just fucking blap and shoots all these guys with his little whistling birds. And I was like... In my head, I could just hear like a voice in his head going, they're very rare.
00:29:44
Speaker
They're very rare. They're very rare. But it's also his first time getting a new toy. You know what it's like when you're like, don't know, maybe the equivalent is like, hey, Derek, this whiskey is really rare.
00:29:54
Speaker
I'm guns to drink it.
00:29:59
Speaker
I don't know. It's like in a video game, though, because that's how I feel through like a lot of this, especially this season. I'm like, you get the super cool weapon. It's like you probably won't get more of these. I'm like, all right, I'm going to save them.
00:30:10
Speaker
And then I beat the final boss. and I'm like, I never used him. Yeah. Yeah. I took I took those with me. Cool.
00:30:20
Speaker
But he almost escapes. ah But here comes a bunch of guild members, grief cargo surrounding him. Well, their fobs start going off. all their fucking every bounty hunters fob starts going off. Like it's a cool, it's a really cool shot.
00:30:35
Speaker
Cause it's just every fucking scum that was already, ah already jealous of Mando. And now his best car is like, ah yeah, that's what i was going to say. They're like, who's this? for Oh, the red flashing light tells me I get to kill that Mandalorian somehow.
00:30:50
Speaker
I don't understand how, but I know what this means. So it's like a standoff. Karga's like, hey, give me the kid. No, the kid's coming with me. It's great because you have you have rooftop people.
00:31:01
Speaker
Even at one point when when Mando finally does like kind of stand him down and does a really sneaky little bam shot, he jumps into the droid-powered speeder.
00:31:14
Speaker
Basically, it's like being in the back of a fucking wagon, you know, because he's like, drive and just start shooting from the fucking outside of it. And that's, I think, one of the times we start seeing him disintegrating people.
00:31:25
Speaker
I was laughing about that because yeah he literally holds a gun to a droid he's like, drive. I somehow have self-preservation, guess. Well, just reminds me of like any like 80s action movie or something like the bad guy jumps into a car, and just holds his gun to someone's head and he's like, drive.
00:31:40
Speaker
Yeah. OK, forward. Got it. Forward. It is love that direction. I do like ah grief. Cargis call back to episode four because is because Mando's like, OK, I'll give you the baby if you're to let me live. But how do I know I can trust you? And he's like, because I'm your only hope.
00:31:58
Speaker
Oh, I probably got a callback, but only grief cargo. I'm my only hope.
00:32:06
Speaker
But yeah, there's a big shootout. Once it's once cargo shoots the droid and Mando is stopped, that's when he's just pulling out the disintegrator rifle and taking dudes out. Powerful weapon you got there. And I like, yeah, cargo speech. She's like, look, we're going take the kid.
00:32:22
Speaker
If you try to stop us, we'll just kill you and strip your body for parts. Not your armor, not your ship, your body. Like, hey, anybody need a... I'm not sure what his race was, but a liver?
00:32:34
Speaker
ah it's It's humanoid. it's It's near human at worst. Yeah, I mean, human... I'm assuming he's human, but we don't... I don't think we'd find out what planet he's actually from, but I'm sure if I took...
00:32:47
Speaker
ah Paul Bettany's liver from Solo. It'd probably work in a human body. He's close. I'd say so. Humans and Twi'leks can mate. And that's awesome. I mean, maybe before he put that extremist virus in his body or whatever happened.
00:33:01
Speaker
Why was he glowing? Oh, because yeah that was his race, though. That's his race, yeah. stalled I was like, he wasn't in he wasn't in Iron Man 2. No, but he was glowing like he was in Iron Man 3, and he was glowing like he was he wasn in Man 3. wasn't in either of them.
00:33:13
Speaker
No. ah Yeah, he was. He was in both of them. Oh, that's right. He's Jarvis. Idiots. Stupid. Dummies. he was He was in it as much as Pedro Pascal's in the season three.
00:33:24
Speaker
Yeah. But he's pinned down. There's no way out. He's looking at the Krogu like, well, fuck this both, pal. Let me get my vibro blade out and just hold it in front of me. That worked last time really well.
00:33:38
Speaker
I think he's kind of looking at him like, and you got anything? Yeah. Do the hand thing.
Mandalorian Unity
00:33:44
Speaker
That's one of my favorite jokes. i Was it two or three? Just do the hand thing. Hey, baby, do the hand thing.
00:33:53
Speaker
But here comes Mando squad to the rescue. Mando's. ah Paz on his fucking jet pack with his minigun. He's the heavy. He's like all these.
00:34:04
Speaker
That's actually the subtitles. he doesn't have a name yet. The subtitles just say ah heavy ah heavy gunner or something like that. Oh, okay. Oh, that's I did watch it. It was heavy infantry maybe. Yeah, it says it's heavy something yeah because Pedro still just says the Mandalorian.
00:34:19
Speaker
I like how they include the in the subtitles, though. The Mandalorian. He's not the. He's the. Like, you can just shorten that to Mando and it's a lot quicker for me to read. and so everybody Everybody involved is having less time.
00:34:35
Speaker
But he's like, hey, get the fuck out of here. You know, you're going have to relocate the covert. This is the way, dude. This is the way. That's what we do. We're saving young foundlings, dude. Mando gets on a ship. Grief Karga is there hiding in the rafters.
00:34:48
Speaker
um He shoots one of these things. I'm assuming it's I don't know. I thought i thought it looked like the. ah carbonite shit when he shoots it and it all starts shooting out like it's the is the thing that feeds into that or whatever and then shoots grief cargo right off of his fucking ship takes off and gets out of there but don't worry carl weathers is safe he had his beskar armor he had his plot armor i was wondering this rewatch i'm like do you think mando knew because he definitely showed him
00:35:20
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Yeah, I think know he did. He pops it. He's like, look at this, dude. I'm rich too. So is it Mando? Like, I'm going to shoot him, but I'm not going to kill him. Yeah, I think he did because he's like, ah hit him and I'll hit him with this.
00:35:33
Speaker
He's going to go down. He's going to get off my ship at the very least. Yeah. Because this is a close range with whatever this gun is. So ah knock him off the ship. But I don't want to kill him because he's kind of my buddy.
00:35:44
Speaker
Yeah, he's he's he's never done me wrong. i mean, he's just doing his job. Yeah, I mean, he's kind of fucking me here, but you know that's that's what does. He's doing his job. Yeah, he's the head of the guild. kind of the bad guy here, even though he's not.
00:35:55
Speaker
He's the one that went against the guild. I mean, yeah it was going to say, in the the guild narrative of things, Mando's the bad guy here. Yeah, we don't ask questions. You do your job. but So as he's taking off, you have Jetpack, Paz Vizsla flying right by, waving at him. And one of two times in history I can think of where this line actually gate got a chuckle out of me.
00:36:17
Speaker
When he says, got to get me one of those. What's the other one? That happens all the time. It happens in a million different movies, right? People see a tank or a whatever. They're like, I got get me one of those. And usually it's just like, ow, that was so cringy. I heard on the inside.
00:36:31
Speaker
The other one that didn't actually piss me off, even though I understand why it would cringe people is ah ah Gary Oldman in Batman Begins. Oh, okay. Yeah, I like that. It's Gary Oldman.
00:36:43
Speaker
Exactly. but he's got the the he drives through with the tank, whatever. The tumbler, yeah. And he's like, got to get me one of those. And all I can think about is like, gary don't i don't know i don't know that Mrs. Gordon would be super happy with that.
00:36:58
Speaker
I just want to picture Gary Oldman romping through traffic, just woppa woppa woppa woppa. I got to change lanes. Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.
00:37:10
Speaker
But like that doesn't usually work for me. It's usually kind of cringy, and it is even here. Yeah, but I like it. But it's funny, and also because you know he's going to get a fucking jetpack at some point. so What are they called? The the Phoenix?
00:37:23
Speaker
Yeah, that sounds right. Diving Phoenix? Rising Phoenix? Rising Phoenix. That would make sense. Yeah. But that's it for Chapter 3.
Preview of 'Sanctuary'
00:37:32
Speaker
So we'll be back next week.
00:37:34
Speaker
And we're not doing any kind of like sum up because, i mean, we've been talking about the Mandalorian for this whole fucking show we've been doing, this whole endeavor of Han Took Shots First. Yeah. So I feel like you guys know where we're standing, at least on season one two. I was going to say, we'll do a season wrap up.
00:37:49
Speaker
Yeah. of Yeah. We can talk about at the end. But next week we'll be discussing chapter four, Sanctuary. I believe that's Cara Dune or no, uh,
00:38:01
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Cara Dune, um, Gina Carino, Gina Carano. Yeah. Right. That's where she gets in her introduced sanctuary. Cause that's when he goes to the farm planet or whatever. Oh, yeah.
00:38:13
Speaker
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, so i'm I'm looking forward to that because even though she turned out to be kind of a shitty person. Great character, and she was great. I think she played the role really well. Yeah, she was really good as the role. you know It's kind of like I'm watching Lethal Weapon, and I'm like, man, that Mel Gibson was good.
00:38:28
Speaker
Yeah. Man, sucks you went crazy. Bummer. But I look forward to talking about that. So we'll be back next week talking about Chapter 4, Sanctuary. Until then, I've been Derek.
00:38:40
Speaker
I'm Jack. A-chuta? E-chuta? oh you can't say that. I-chuta. We-chuta. We-chuta.
00:38:52
Speaker
We-chuta.
00:39:29
Speaker
Have you ever seen such a good wrinkly boy?