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Speaker: Is that the balls is the Newton's cradle? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, why did i think it was called something else? Jacob's cloud. it's It's Newton's cradle because that's what Newton called his underwear.
Speaker: Mm hmm. So that's where you keep your balls is Newton's cradle. And it's also his sex. Even if that's fake, that would make sense. He goes from left to right really hard to one starts clacking the other. I do that with my boobs over his face sometimes.
Speaker: Interesting. If you guys want to feel like going in. boobs. If you guys feel like going and entering anything into IMDb trivia, you can enter that and be like, in this scene, Neil plays with a Newton's Cradle. Newton's Cradle is named because Newton called his underwear a cradle, and that's where he kept his balls.
Speaker: I think you should do it. Ka-ching! Tiki-tiki-tap. How many people found that interesting? All them. Everybody. So we learn about all these kids' superpowers. This is why they're the Dream Warriors.
Speaker: So Will can walk. They say Dream Warriors. No, but they are. well Somebody sings it, though. Yeah, they do. Sings the fuck out it. Will can walk.
Speaker: He's the wizard master. I am the wizard master. In my dreams, I can walk. My legs are strong. It just made me laugh so hard because it's like you've already said you can walk. We don't need to like he molest himself a little bit. but He's like, and my legs are strong in my dreams.
Speaker: It's my strong legs. I don't know sounds like the neighbor from, from ah is it American Dad? Oh, no. They got Jared's dog. It's a shame. Oh, no. My legs are strong, though. Hey, guess what?
Speaker: Is that my strong legs? Oh.
Speaker: Why isn't it playing? yeah There it goes. Hold on. I'm standing in the night alone.
Speaker: want to dream no more. You're a dream warrior, but you don't want to dream no more? Well, no, they don't want to be warriors. yeah sure're like ah They're like, ah you know, child soldiers in Africa. They're conscripted, man.
Speaker: That's a real big leap. real Okay, let me make it less real for you. They're like ah child soldiers in Star Wars. They're conscripted, man. It's such a big leap.
Speaker: But so ah Will, he was doing D&D earlier. So in his dreams, he's the wizard master and he can walk. Yep. Something about. Kincaid is super strong. he he bends this chair apart. And I love that. Stop it. Stop that. At first, Neil's like, don't do that. And you think he's going to be like, that's hospital property. And he's like, it's just weird.
Speaker: It's unnerving. Ew. No. No. no It's not how metal is supposed to move. Patricia Arquette can do gymnastics. Gymnastics. What's your superpower? And then Taryn is spiked hair. Like she's got a mohawk and she's all black and sexy. She's like, in my dreams, I'm beautiful and bad. And she's got like two switchblades. Sorry. It's like two of the smallest switchblades I've ever seen, though. oh I know. But I also just love that she's like intimidated by I thought they were like nine inches.
Speaker: That's what Derek tells me is nine inches. Yeah, those are nine inches, dude. Oh, this might be. Okay, sorry. This is a foot-long switchblade on each. Huge Huge Biggest switchblades ever Huge I love that she's like In my dreams I'm beautiful It's the same girl She looks exactly the same Except for they just like Put this mohawk on her And leather on her And little glitter on the cleave Yeah She's got sparkly tits She's got sparkly tits Glitter on the cleave Zhooshes up everybody Watch I'll put on a tank top here in a second Glitter in the cleaves, Zha Zha's up, everybody.
Speaker: Got to Zha it up. um But yeah, we go back to the nurse seduction. We see the titties. There's the tongue thing. But yeah, then the tongue starts shooting out of the nurse's mouth and their restraints.
Speaker: And I was just like, dude, this did it for somebody because not only this is this kid being restrained to the bed by a topless nurse, but also it's with tongues. It is with tongues. If I was taking notes here, mine would have said anybody else still in?
Speaker: I put tongue tied to bed. Until she turns into Freddy and says, little tongue tied. thank The voice. All right. The voice or the look. You can't do both, Freddy.
Speaker: um you're You're killing Chubb over here. you know how long it took me to get here? Hey, mister. I got an extra $3. I was wondering if there's any way you know I can spend it. Have you heard of Patreon?
Speaker: Never heard of it. What is it? You go to patreon.com slash worst people. Give me your $3 and you can listen to a bunch of stuff that's way too inappropriate for your age. Oh, I'm actually pretty old. I just that sound like this. It's like a Benjamin Button thing.
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