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Ep 176: Leprechaun 3 w Vern
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Leprechaun 3 finds Warwick Davis's iconic character in Las Vegas, where greed, luck, and neon excess are the perfect playground for his murderous mischief. When a pawn shop owner unleashes him, the Leprechaun goes on a rhyming, pun-filled rampage through casinos, leaving bodies in his wake as gamblers and grifters chase after his magical coin. Along the way, a college kid who picks up the coin starts turning into a leprechaun himself, adding a bizarre twist to the chaos. It’s gory, goofy, and gleefully campy.
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Transcript
Introduction and Theme Song Discussion
00:00:00
Speaker
Welcome back, everybody. Yes, welcome back. Welcome back. ah It's the final week of Hallow 3 in Horror Fest. And this week, you want my heat-seeking moisture missile? I'm Derek. I'm Whitney.
00:00:12
Speaker
I'm Jack. I'm Vern. And this is Bad Movies. Where's people? Where's the steeple?
00:00:57
Speaker
and na and That's how our theme song goes, right? Not this time, now it's... Are you sure it's movie, Where's Person? Are sure it's not a rip-off of Darth Vader's theme from Star Wars? That happened in this movie, did you catch it?
00:01:13
Speaker
No. that happened in this movie did you catch it no Oh, we'll get that. Come to the green side. thought that was
Leprechaun 3 Availability and Humor
00:01:20
Speaker
one where they had lightsabers. Yeah, the fourth one has lightsabers. This one, he says, come over to the green side. And then the music in the background is like ah and an Irish jig version of... I also can't ignore what Vern just said.
00:01:33
Speaker
The fourth one has lightsabers? Yes. Interesting. Oh, yeah. He's also not... Technically a leprechaun. Okay. They never say leprechaun. I do want to say at the top of this. This is on Amazon, right? As of time of recording for rent for, i think it was like $3.99 for purchase for $4.99.
00:01:51
Speaker
Oh, so that will affect recommendations. Yes, it does. As of right now. Or you could see it on Peacock. Yeah. I think AMC had it too, which guess whose benefits ran out yesterday. no Well, all the leprechauns are on peacock.
00:02:07
Speaker
Okay. Why is
Leprechaun Series Overview and Director's Influence
00:02:08
Speaker
the leprechaun on a peacock? Well, because it's small and it can pry and write it. That's still Irish joke. because he had an eye for fashion. Yeah, I was going to say you saw the way he dressed. Dude, those are some wicked ass shoes. It's called peacocking.
00:02:20
Speaker
Girl, those heels, like, mad. We got to find a picture of male bleep dressed as leprechaun for the for Halloween. seen it. Because he had them heels on. I think I sent it. Yeah. That was wild, especially once the fight the whole night devolved into a fight and you got to see the leprechaun and his wife was dressed like Frida, just whooping this dude's ass. was fucking hilarious. It was in that moment I knew they'd be together forever. like if For me, I was watching time slow down and then just punch a guy together. And I, bam, bam, will always, bam, bam.
00:02:54
Speaker
What started this fight? A ripped t-shirt. ah Alcohol. I mean, that's that's the short version. Too much alcohol, not enough love. yeah We're here to talk about our final third movie of the year, for the month. I don't know the matter i don't know what's going on the rest of the year.
00:03:12
Speaker
ah This is Leprechaun 3 from 1995, directed by Brian Trenchard Smith. You guys know Brian Trenchard. It's a Brian Trenchard Smith film. Well, he directed Stunt Rock.
00:03:23
Speaker
So, you know, and chenre did he know? Yeah. Did he know? Stunt Rock. ah The Quest, not the one with Van Damme, the one with Elliot. from E.T. and Dead End Drive-In, which we might be talking about in November, I haven't decided yet.
00:03:37
Speaker
Stunt Rockvern is an Australian movie that is just cocaine and stunts only. The plot where we're gonna get more cocaine. where are we going to get more cocaine The plot is it's a documentary. Did i did he do the sequel to Night of the Demons?
00:03:51
Speaker
He did. Night of the Demons 2. That's where the priest comes from in this movie. I thought that was too ah
Budget Guessing and Plot Details
00:03:58
Speaker
specific. Right? Yeah. was like, I don't give it to Father Bob. I'm like, i should I know Father Bob?
00:04:05
Speaker
Sounds like I should. I'm with you, sir. We'll talk about this guy again, at least in the future, though, because he also directed Leprechaun 4 in space. yeah yeah sorry If anything has taught us about these franchises, it gets wild in space. Jason in space or X, I guess it is. Yeah. Jason X. Critters in space. Critters go to space. Didn't they come from space? They did. Yeah, but they go to space, too. All right. Isn't there like a Michael in space also?
00:04:31
Speaker
No, Michael in space yet. No, no Michael in space yet. No Freddy in space yet, No space. don't need oxygen, bitch. You took my breath away, bitch. I don't know about Chucky.
00:04:43
Speaker
um don't see how that doll would get to space, though. Oh, I could, you pack it as like a good luck charm. Like, daddy, take my doll to space so when you look at it, you think of me. Okay, Tiny Tim. And then stab, stab, space space station explodes.
00:04:57
Speaker
And now we get Chucky flying through space to Mars. Chucky and Mars, the next one. oh Oh, dude, the Mars should write for Hollywood Chucky the Chucky on Mars the redder this planet's about to get redder Damn it you heard about on Mars this planet's about to get ready heard it here first and obviously i don't know if you guys could tell what we don't have a box office game because this is direct-to-video what how's it gonna win any Oscars I do have a budget you guys want to try to guess the budget of this yeah 100,000 wait what what year
00:05:32
Speaker
And in Vegas. I'm just joking. but yeah there Is that your guess? They did not have permits for the rules. His guess is not hundred. I'll let you go first. We let guests go first.
00:05:42
Speaker
Okay. i don't i'll I'll say half a million. So 500 to you. I'm to 501, Bob. No, I'm going to say 1.2 million.
00:05:53
Speaker
2.8. Whitney's right on the money. 1.2 million. Whoa! Golf clap for Whitney. Good job. This is the second time, guys, that I've got it spot on. Two times.
00:06:04
Speaker
Two. Two. ah You guys want to guess? This was the highest selling independent direct-to-video movie of 1995. Woo-hoo! you want to guess the money? They beat out Land Before Time 7? I don't think they were that far yet. I think they were. They will be.
00:06:18
Speaker
Oh, they are now. They're at like 15 or 20. I don't know. Now it's the land. It's just us. It's just a drawing of The land. Of time. The land. The time. The Jack. The Jack. Do you guys want to try to guess how many copies it sold?
00:06:31
Speaker
Is that your box office game for the week? Yeah, Whitney, you killed it last time.
00:06:42
Speaker
ah what did you say two hundred under recorded i'm going high half a million Vern was right, 55,000. you serious? Vern. Man, I'm the only one not getting things right. This is purple square for Vern.
00:06:57
Speaker
I feel like need fucking participation trophy or something. No, you get that gin. That's good. He gets a gold star. I get a gold bar. but Everywhere I go, you got gold.
00:07:08
Speaker
yeah If it's a gold bar, you get lots of wishes. Yeah, I got i wish I had another drink. Ooh, look at that. You know you don't need wishes for that. You can just get another drink. Nope, I wish for another one. I'm using my wish. I would endless gin and soda in my hand at all times. Oh, that's how I die in a week.
00:07:26
Speaker
I need things to be hard to get to sometimes. That's why my bed is so far away. need to run out of gin every now and then. Otherwise, I'll never sleep.
00:07:37
Speaker
I feel like i would sleep more. Right? You'd think so. No, you fall asleep. It has been proven that with alcohol, you do fall asleep quicker. You just don't REM. You don't REM.
00:07:49
Speaker
Yeah, but you're still asleep. but's rusless That's why I still end up drunk sometimes driving to work. Cut that. Especially on a Thursday. This movie starts in Gupta's Pawn Shop.
00:08:04
Speaker
Yes, it does. Is he not the Indian version of the sizzler guy? Oh, yeah, you jackass. Yeah, jackass. Yeah. He's a welcome back. Is he? Marcelo Tubert. He was in Tremors 2 Aftershocks as senior Ortega. Yep. I thought you were going to say the welcome back was when they have the dude on the operating table and you can see Calvin Klein's underwear because we've had Michael J. Fox on.
00:08:25
Speaker
We haven't. We've had Marky Mark on. Midnight Madness.
Character Analysis and Casino Antics
00:08:31
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, come on, man. We've had him on. He was a little shit kid. I forgot about that movie. I didn't. How's the song go?
00:08:39
Speaker
Midnight madness. It's a something, something do. but bo but Spot on. It's like I'm listening to it for real. I mean, I got to find another podcast to do once he makes it big.
00:08:54
Speaker
That was when our old co-host Ben. Yeah, he brought that one to us, and we were all very happy about it. yeah
00:09:04
Speaker
Go back and check that episode out. It was about 100 episodes ago. Yeah, so feels like more. and But yeah, this guy was just in Tremors and then he did a bunch of video game stuff, character acting, nothing else.
00:09:16
Speaker
But this fucking weird ass hook handed homeless man comes bursting. luck um Lucky. He had lucky written on his left hand. how he's listed in INDB. I looked to see if I knew him. I didn't. No, you didn't. He's missing his right hand. He's got crutches. He's got a patch over one eye.
00:09:33
Speaker
is like One leg missing. You think he's from the last movie. He wasn't. yeah That is how it feels. None of these movies, as far as I can tell, are connected. They're not even the same leprechaun, even though they're all Warwick Davis. What is the plot of number two real quick?
00:09:48
Speaker
Because I've very... Is that the, a woman? He's trying to take a bride. Yeah. Okay. The floppy-haired kid is driving like celebrity or haunted tours. Blades to a face. Yes. remember that.
00:09:59
Speaker
And then there's a girl, and then leprechaun takes him, and the kid's uncle is drunk. Got it. That's what I remember. is It's like a lawnmower to the face, right? Because he thinks it's titties. Yeah, there's the the girl opens up her top...
00:10:15
Speaker
and then sticks us he sees he sees boobs and he goes and sticks his face in her boobs but it's actually at the bottom of a lawn good kill yeah yeah that's not that's not floppy haired kid that's a douchebag kid who's picking on floppy haired yeah there's also go-karts in that i remember that franchise has it all did you just watch all of it today No, but I've seen all of them more than once.
00:10:37
Speaker
Vern's our kind of people. Yes, he is. I love this guy comes in with this leprechaun statue and he's like, it's a good luck charm. And Gupta's like, yeah, no, clearly. Here's 10 bucks. Whitney listed all of his ailments, all his maladies. It's a cemented leprechaun and and with a medallion.
00:10:55
Speaker
You think this is still available for purchase? Yes, this leprechaun. Yeah, I can put that in my front yard. No, somebody broke that styrofoam leprechaun a long time ago. Bomber. Bomber. It wouldn't make it in the heat here. be a raisin of a leprechaun.
00:11:10
Speaker
It would be a raisin of a leprechaun. But he takes the medallion off of it, even though he's told not to. Leprechaun comes to life. So we've got Warwick Davis here. Welcome back, technically. Welcome back. ah At least we talk about him on Hunt Took Shots first.
00:11:24
Speaker
Yeah, he... i don't know if he's ever going to be on the main feed besides Leprechaun movies. I'm sure he's done a bunch of terrible movies. That's Patreon. You bite your fucking tongue. wo Willow as a bad movie.
00:11:36
Speaker
and i love Willow. It didn't do well at the box office. Yeah, I guess that is a theme for all of us. It's such a good movie, though. I just watched it last month. It's a feel good.
00:11:47
Speaker
It's better than the series. Don't watch that. Oh, God. There's no way you can. I was talking with my nephews the other day because we were all talking about how it's just not good. And my ah eldest nephew, he's like 23, he's like, yeah, I'm going to finish it, though. I was like, oh, no, you can't. He's like, what are you talking about? was like, go look.
00:12:02
Speaker
Right now, look on Disney. like, what how can I watch it? I like, oh, no, you can't. like it's Maybe you could pirate it. They erased it. It was a fever dream. Yep. Like crystal clear Pepsi never existed. it on?
00:12:14
Speaker
What about Pepsi Blue? Was that real? No. What about Pepsi Clear? That's what I just started it with. Ooh, Pepsi Clear was... Crystal Clear Pepsi. I don't remember. I remember them both existing.
00:12:26
Speaker
They rushed that product out because Coca-Cola had one in the works, and Pepsi was like, we can make an inferior one, just make it faster. and And as soon as everyone didn't like it, Coca-Cola was like, scrap clear. Right. Then they brought it back a few years ago. Yeah. Called it Zima.
00:12:42
Speaker
They brought back crystal clear Pepsi for a short time because I bought one and I was like, oh, yeah, that's why. It didn't have any of the dyes in it, though.
00:12:53
Speaker
No, but if if Coca-Cola didn't have any of the caramel coloring in it, it would be green. The more you know. The more you know. Back to green leprechaun. Speaking of green. Speaking of green. Warwick Davis bites off this dude's ear and it's the 90s so you gotta make an Indian food joke but I do appreciate that he says I love Indian food it's so spicy because the 90s was all like if it was sushi this is why don't do Indian food sets me tummy. Well, if it was sushi, Indian food, any food, whatever in the 80s and 90s, it was like, that's so fucking weird. Yeah. one, Leprechaun's like, this shit's delicious. And then he goes to his foot, which is weird.
00:13:33
Speaker
any Oh, I'm so this guy, this poor Gupta. I'll have a bite to the toe. is with this Leprechaun for 35 ish minutes of this 90 minute movie.
00:13:47
Speaker
That is so long for the first guy. Yeah. Because he gets his ear bitten off. His toe. He gets his toe bitten off. gets shillelayed multiple amount of times. Yes, he gets, right now I think is when he's getting just beaten down with a shillelagh. Yeah. Yeah, the Cupid shoots an arrow in. Yeah, the Cupid's coming out later. This is just like the first meeting is him just like, let me show you why that guy was called Lucky. Yeah. Right. What's my deal here? I go ear, toe, leg, hand, and then eye. That's the last one.
00:14:16
Speaker
So he fucking beats this dude with a shillelagh. The guy runs out. One of the coins, or no, the guy holds up the medallion and the leprechaun runs out. He drops one of his magical coins, leading to the whole rest of the movie. Yeah, it's on him. Exactly.
00:14:29
Speaker
Fucking... and I know that's the thing. Like, I understand where're we're going to about put like thought to leprechaun three of all things. Right. But like the leprechaun thing should be, you're supposed to be greedy. You dropped a gold coin in my fucking pawn shop. what do you think I'm going to do with that? Yeah. that' I guess he does get greedy when he has the demands and he's like, I'll do this. If you give me half your fucking gold, yeah that's him getting greedy. But yeah, you ran out in a haste.
00:14:52
Speaker
It has too many shillings not to waste. And then we meet the one who i was telling you guys about before we started, the kind of welcome back. Who farted? Because I said there's a couple.
00:15:03
Speaker
This guy is Scott, played by John Gattons. Do you recognize the name John Gattons? No. Wait, Scott? Scott, the main character of movie. yeah. I looked him up a little. I couldn't find. i didn't look him up too much.
00:15:15
Speaker
ah He ends up being not um like a welcome back for us. Go ahead. I recognize the name, and I didn't know why. I went and looked. He wrote Hardball. Oh, a fucking cunt. Which means I believe he also wrote that Power Rangers reboot and some other things. Yeah. Okay.
00:15:34
Speaker
He ended up being a bad guy in something like the main bad guy in a bigger movie. And i was like, who watched this? and thought, there's my guy. He's the big boss, man. He's the mafia leader. Well, he's so spooky when he turns into a leprechaun. I think that's why he got hired as for his his leprechaun voice. because he always looked His non-leprechaun voice is terrible. His leprechaun voice was fantastic. And he already kind looks like a leprechaun, just a tall one. Yeah.
00:15:57
Speaker
I take offense to that. But we meet him almost running over Tammy, played by Lee Armstrong. This was one of her two movies that came out in 1995, and that's it. look The other one is a movie called Magic Island, which was also direct-to-video. Is it the Jeffrey Epstein?
00:16:12
Speaker
oh It might be because it stars Zachary Ty Bryan and Andrew Divoff. Zachary Ty Bryan, that is ah home home improvement. Home improvement, the oldest eldest son.
00:16:23
Speaker
And then Andrew Divoff is the wish master. Oh, okay. ah Whitney, might people might know him from the bully in First Kid. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. So, yeah.
00:16:34
Speaker
Roundabout. Welcome back. Yeah. That's a reach around three. Three degrees of welcome back. Three degrees of Zachary Ty Bryant. but Yeah. He nearly kills her with his car. Her car is broken down. It's a vw He's trying to impress this girl.
00:16:49
Speaker
So he goes and opens the hood. I got to check the rotary dirter for the- Someone stole your engine. ah She's not having it. Have you ever blown a rod? Well, that was funny. is Is that like a real thing with cars? Yes.
00:17:01
Speaker
Okay. That's you say. blew Usually you would say throw a rod. Yeah. Okay. But you could blow a head gasket. Correct. Have you ever blown a head gasket? Yeah. Head gasket. See, that would have been funny and accurate. Yeah. I mean, maybe someone calls it throwing a rod, ah blowing a rod, but I've always heard it called throwing a rod. Well, you have. sounds like you're jerking him off.
00:17:19
Speaker
You have an 18-year-old. Once come over in a garage, I'll throw your rod. when we find out he's 18, I'm like, motherfucker's 40. He's a Power Ranger. looked. He's a Power Ranger. They age terribly. You have an 18-year-old whose parents handed him a $23,000 check and shoved him out of the house. Yeah, and he doesn't know shit about cars, so he's
Comedic Elements and Character Dynamics
00:17:36
Speaker
like, did you blow a rod? Oh,
00:17:38
Speaker
He got a $23,000 check and a jacket from a wildlife photographer, and he's hitting Vegas. This vest has more pockets than my four-pocketed shirts. When when she tells him not to gamble, that he'll lose his shirt, I'm like, he's wearing three. Don't worry, can afford it. I'm rich in shirts. Wait, you could bet with shirts?
00:17:57
Speaker
Oh, I have so much money. What do you think is Metallica's worth? That's signed. That's like getting George Washington to sign a $1 bill. If you could bet with shirts, that'd be awesome.
00:18:09
Speaker
I'd go to the casino all the time. You know how many shirts I have there that are in this outside closet I can't even wear? I still have shirts from when I was a smoker that I can't fit into by a long shot now.
00:18:19
Speaker
Do girlfriends come over and wear them, though? No. Oh. I don't have girlfriends. That's how you get me stabbed. and so and Delete that. Nope. ah Turning it up.
00:18:31
Speaker
I'll say it. oh Meanwhile, Gupta is trying to figure this shit out. And he's like, well, luckily I have this folklore and legends CD ROM that somebody left to somebody pond or left in a computer. and he gets Sorry. He gets greedy right away too, because Leprechaun leaves.
00:18:46
Speaker
And before we know the shillings there, he could have left well alone. he's like, no, that gold belongs to Gupta. Yeah. And the gold. Yeah. He's like, I'm already thinking about how to get you back. I missed my statue.
00:18:58
Speaker
That's a beautiful lawn ornament.
00:19:02
Speaker
So we learn a lot about leprechauns, which is probably true. i wanted this DVD. They use their magic to protect their gold. ah Potatoes are their favorite food. but That's just so fucking racist.
00:19:15
Speaker
If I didn't have a pocket full of raw potatoes right now, I'd be pissed. I love the little animation of the cartoon leprechauns just scarfing down potatoes. It's very funny. I think I'm a leprechaun. It might be. I really, really love potatoes. I love potatoes. I love gold. I love whiskey.
00:19:30
Speaker
They're good, and there's so much variety. I'm wearing a whiskey shirt. Yeah. He says, like my whiskey straight. My friends can go either way. Nice. And he's wearing a Deadpool shirt. And I'm like, we're wearing a shirt for each other. i love it.
00:19:43
Speaker
This is one where the leprechaun, I think this is the most rhymey he gets. Yeah. You've seen them more than I have. I love the rhyme. rhyme in most of them, not in four But in this, he does not not rhyme.
00:19:55
Speaker
Yeah. I think he might say one or two lines that don't rhyme. That's because it's a single line. Right. Yeah. Yeah, this is his most rhymy. I think this and The Hood, the first one. loved it, though. That's the one thing I liked best about this movie. It's just weird because it's just it goes back and forth.
00:20:11
Speaker
We've talked about two Nightmare on Elm Street movies and how they change the lore all the time. These movies... Every time you kill him a different way, he behaves differently. He's got different motivations. Yeah, because he keeps coming back and I feel like the medallion makes another appearance, doesn't it?
00:20:24
Speaker
I don't think so. um In the hood, because that's yeah that's how they call him. Yeah, that's what I thought. I've only seen it in the hood once. I've only seen it in the hood once. Flute. and Never seen it. Oh, hold on to your shillelagh. Save it for Halloween 4. We got a great line from him, though, because he says, if you're going to linger, I'll give you the finger. And then he sticks it in the gun and it explodes. That made me laugh.
00:20:46
Speaker
My favorite is when he curses, too. And he write when he gets away to rhyme bitch in there. Bitch. Bitch. Come for your daughter, bitch. So then the leprechaun and Gupta get drunk together.
00:20:57
Speaker
Yeah. There's a lot of jumping around, so I'm just kind of going through Gupta. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. it's ah It's a Gupta thing to do. They start getting drunk together, which is always funny. um He's got that great rhyme. What is it? ah There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine breasts. So in stormy weather, they both clanked together and sparks flew out of his ass. That was fantastic. I think I've told this one before, but it's an old one that I grew up with.
00:21:22
Speaker
Did you hear about Henry Lockett? He was blown down the street by a rocket. The power from the blast blew his balls up his ass. They found his pecker in his pocket. Yeah. You can't say a like a limerick like that without the Irish accent, though. Did you hear about the man from Arizona?
00:21:36
Speaker
Anytime he got stuck, he tried to bone you. parents had their doubts. He tried to each out to the song My My Sharona. That was good. Thank you. Was that a self? That's not a real one. Limerick freestyles, dude. That was a limerick freestyle. That was beautiful. It's like Def Comedy Jam up in here.
00:21:55
Speaker
That's a joke from in the hood. yeah And this is why you are above me in the podcast. Oh, it's like above you. I'm sitting much lower. The guy does offer him to, he'll, I'll get rid of the medallion if you give me half your gold. So he covers it up.
00:22:12
Speaker
Leprechaun snatches it away with a magic fishing pole. I told you a terrible lie and now you're going to die. But he says it in such a fierce way. Yeah. It's good war working. working Oh, yeah. he is yeah he because he's He's having fun in this one. Exactly. Definitely having all of the fun in this one. love it when people understand the assignment. Like, hey, dude, you're in Leprechaun 3.
00:22:33
Speaker
Okay? You see that clacker over there it says Leprechaun 3? This one was rewritten when Brian Trenchard Smith came on um because he he wanted it to be funnier.
00:22:44
Speaker
Yeah. He was like he watched the other movies when he got this job. He hadn't seen them. And he was like, I get it. But this guy's not scary. He's funny. Yeah. So let's lean into the funny. And there was a quote I read from Warrick Davis that said that Brian Trenchard Smith was a great director and also understood what the leprechaun was about. Love it. Which comedy, not comedy.
00:23:03
Speaker
being scary. That first one tried to be scary. After that, it just kind of fell apart. It tried to be scary, and it didn't succeed anyway. no So it's like, well, but like how'd you become a cult classic? Because you were just slightly bad.
00:23:17
Speaker
Or slightly good. That's funny. and they're They're all slightly bad. Or really bad. So yeah, 30 minutes into the movie, the leprechaun is still chasing this dude around this pawn shop and beating the shit out of him.
00:23:30
Speaker
And we go over to our... our Intrepid little children kids. I guess she's over 21. She's a magician. Well, I thought musician.
00:23:43
Speaker
um He's going to school. She's she's talking about how she's stuck in Vegas. They head to the lucky shamrock. Of course. Why wouldn't you? Which so they did not have permits for any of their shooting in Vegas.
00:23:55
Speaker
um So like all the street stuff was just guerrilla style and they just have work. Dave is running around in Leprechaun. I mean, it's a town to do that in. It is. stan I did read a thing that like when he's trying to hitchhike later, people kept pulling over for him and they're like, no, keep going. I'd pick him up. be like oh'll but Yeah, I loved you in the first two. But this this hotel or this casino since we go inside of it had to be somewhere else. So it's in Los Angeles and it's actually it's gone now. But it was the Ambassador Hotel, which is the same place where Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated. fine Wow. Two travesties took place there.
00:24:33
Speaker
This is where I wrote in my notes. He can't go in the casino. He has to be 21. LOL. Because that was right when Whitney was like 21. twenty one Your bald spot is There's some kid out there asking you for child support. I love her description of ah Fazio, the magician magician she works with.
00:24:51
Speaker
He's a mediocre magician that couldn't pull a rabbit out of a pet store. Fuck. and so It's a really good line for this. Which, by the way, did he seem a little gay to you? I mean, he's a magician. He has to be. He was very flamboyant. That one lady for a person who was girl, like, yeah, I think you like men. You know what, though? Because he did talk about, like, oh, she fills out a suit well. He doesn't try and get with her, and he's the only people. not at all. She's the hot one of the movie. He no interest in her. Yeah. Oh, Loretta. Yeah.
00:25:19
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He's just like, yo, bag of tits. Dude, the way they made Loretta's. Yeah, might be onto something there. The way they made Loretta's boobs eat her belly button. Yeah, they're like, we have to make her gross, so let's just make her tits say. I looked her a little bit, like before the transformation.
00:25:33
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She was in Days of Thunder, and I'm wondering if she was the hot cop. Because I went back and she was a good looking chick when she was younger. Not that she's bad looking now. I mean, they frump her up. Yeah. She was in, um I've told you guys about it. i haven't had you watch it yet. But she's in she's the main character in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Yeah, yeah.
00:25:51
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With Dennis Hopper. saw that her. She's a Stretch is her name. She runs a little, she has like a dream job of running a radio station in the middle of nowhere. Pretty cool. No neighbors. no Her haircut is horrendous. Oh, when they quote unquote sex her up later. Yeah. They just make her way grosser.
00:26:07
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yeah i'm just like I get it that your boobs in the right place now, but no, thank you. I'd like that other hair, please. Thank Looks like you're going to yell in my butt. Yeah, the crop cut. No. No, it was a pixie. It's worse than that. They brought the lawnmower from part two and cut her hair with it. Then they threw her in a used dress from the pawn shop.
00:26:26
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like and They were just like, yeah now you're hot. It was a blue dress. The gold coins are all monkey paws. You're super hot, but your hair is not. There you go. I think what I picked up from this one, if there's any consistency, is that you get your wish and things go well until you lose the coin.
00:26:41
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Okay. Then the leprechaun comes and takes vengeance upon you. So this is the hair she thought was hot. Got it. Yeah, she thought this was hot. It seems like he's always just a little too late purposefully. Like, oh, you have my coin. No, actually, you don't. You just missed it. yeah that much because he's going to smell like coin can't smell it so you should know it's gone already but he doesn't he's gonna say he's operating something like psychic smell-o-meter yeah we see warwick davis playing slot machine i saw that because i said it's little people actors and i was like one of them it has has to be an un-makeup to warwick davis and he's wearing like the fedora style yes yeah clear his day he's just
00:27:20
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yeahbi is right there Scott has the worst parents on the planet, by the way. yeah that They just really didn't like him. And they were like, whatever you do with this money. Because who just hands their kid a 23, by the way, $23,000 is going to cover tuition and room and In 1995. Yes, it did. You know who hands that check out, though?
00:27:38
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Fucking rich parents. yeah Go make mistakes, dude. We got the money for this shit. Well, no, it was back when you could save money for your children. he He'll be a politician one day. when you could pay your way through college working part-time at a diner.
00:27:49
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Yeah. That used to be a thing. It was after, it was probably late ninety s early 2000s where they're like, you know what? Let's quadruple this ah and people will still pay for Never forget that a lonely shoe salesman was able to support his family and own a house.
00:28:04
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A stay-at-home wife. But he cashes that check, and instead of paying for tuition and housing, he would gambles it all away with Loretta. Yep, he got greedy. She's got a little cheating table with a little magnet yeah and some kind of thing going on there. Got herself a little cheating table.
00:28:21
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Dude, and that shit goes, it's like he sits down with stacks. We cut away to Gupta. We cut back less than two minutes later, and he's got like 200 bucks left. i'm like start Did he bet it all on black? i mean Yeah, I'm like, start small.
00:28:32
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One chip at a time. And also, dude, I know it's your first time in Vegas or a casino. You got to know a cold table. Yeah. Get up. Go play some fucking cards. Yeah. Maybe he wanted Loretta and he's like, oh, I'll stay here. Look at that hot pizza. Her boobs get kneed every time she walks. My God. Give me that fupa.
00:28:52
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But she tells him, there's no way you'll lose again. Go ahead and take that fancy watch over to the pawn shop. Oh, did you see that they set him up too? Because there was the guy in the fancy suit and she's like, oh my God, big winner. Like right before he walked up to the table, they were paying the fuck out of somebody. Yeah.
00:29:08
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It's the trap. It's the trap. Yeah. Whitney was like, is this how casinos in Vegas really are? And I was like, ones like this, especially back in the day. I mean, it didn't even have a real sign. You could tell it was just a banner around the top. out You're right. Is this a real casino? you Define real and define casino.
00:29:24
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I know. i know. We have betting. Today's standards, everything is like your hands always need to be showing. Like it was as as the dealer. It would be a lot tougher now to to to do it. Not impossible. Well, now they can do all this stuff with like Wi-Fi and shit. So they're good.
00:29:40
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I did like I I did like roulette though, but I never bet on an actual just single number It was really that's the best I you pick a number so you put a chip on 10 and then you bet on black you bet on even you bet on 1 through 10 you bet on first through this like you hit all the corresponding things and then it hits a red 7 and You might still get you get still get 1 through 10. You still get that first row so I mean like you're gonna get something back and Yeah. And if it hits, like, my God.
00:30:07
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Well, that's what. So we're going to. We need Jack to go with us. My system does not make you win. It makes you play longer. That's the thing. that's so That's what it's all about. That's all that it's for. Right. That's why the only games I play are roulette or craps. It's all just like play all these different things.
00:30:22
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00:31:58
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John Demita is this guy. ah He is kind of a welcome back. oh He was in Universal Soldier ah wow as TV news crew. Oh, ah okay then. How far he's come.
00:32:13
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And he mostly did a bunch of voice work and like dubbing for anime and Asian movies. He did some voices or a voice in the Kiki's Delivery Service and Princess Mononoke.
00:32:24
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and then he did a bunch of Jet Li movies, but like all of them are as like Jet Li's character. So like if you watch like some of these Jet Li movies from that mid 90s era, that voice is this guy.
00:32:36
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If you're watching it in English. That's rude. That's why I watch things subtitled. I don't know. Have you ever seen dead sushi? I was going to I don't know, man. Sometimes the English is so bad, it's good. Yeah. We'll talk about dead sushi when we're done with this. Okay. And Loretta's there. just watch it Yeah.
00:32:53
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Oh, we can. Loretta's there as well. Caroline Williams. We talked about her. ah Texas Chainsaw 2, Days of Thunder. Also, she's in Renfield, apparently. And Sharknado 4.
00:33:05
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Yeah, she's a kind of schlocky horror actress. Did you just pull that? Like, is it really in Vegas? yo Yeah, no, the fourth one's in Vegas. They they've started out at the stratosphere, and they specifically um showcase them jumping off the stratosphere and the harness to escape the sharks.
00:33:21
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Is that the one where they have the thing, the, like, aquarium full of sharks? And then they break, because it's in Vegas, so it's landlocked. That's how the sharks get there. Yes, yes, it is. Fuck is going on. Sharknado, dude. i have Sharks in Vegas. watch Sharknado, the fourth awakens. The only sharks in Vegas are card sharks.
00:33:35
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Everyone knows that. Well, these are in an aquarium and then the the tornado comes. or I'm not going to lie. I forgot about aquariums. And it lifts all the sharks up and it throws them around and they eat people. All right.
00:33:48
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The reason you two get along real well. Look, we can watch all six of them, all right? No, can't. I've got them on Blu-ray. I don't think I can. We don't have the time. We've got the time. Did you just say, of course you do? No, I said same. Oh, well, shit. Are guys twins? course you do. I think you guys are twins. They're slowly melding together. Excellent. Did you bite him? Is he turning into a Derek?
00:34:13
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Oh. I got the blood in, and now I'm becoming a Derek. Yep. Even though it's not Leprechaun, he he still wakes up wanting potatoes because you bit him. I just want potatoes anyway. All the time.
00:34:24
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We meet bit bitch.
00:34:28
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Mitch, the boss, who I didn't get the actor's name because he's not in anything. of Fake Paul Servino. Right. You know who he reminded me of? Paul Servino. No, I was just watching Orgasmo the other day.
00:34:41
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And the guy who's the porn director in Orgasmo. Yeah. Like his delivery and his like whole persona is very much. think that guy did an episode of Cheers as the guy that was going to beat up Cliff Clavin. Sounds about right. Sounds about right.
00:34:55
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Tough Italian guy. Yeah. But yeah, we have Mitch and he's but talking shit to bitch. He's talking shit to Fabio about all his stuff. And then there's this other guy. Fabio. Fabio.
00:35:07
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Fabio. Like Fozzie. Oh, I can't believe it's not butter. I can't believe I'm not a magician. yeah yeah Um,
00:35:20
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But there're he's getting threatened by this guy, Art, and his goon cohort. Art is in Kindergarten Cop. He's Crisp's lawyer. Okay.
00:35:31
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This guy, Art, you said? Yeah. is These two goons are my favorite thing in this movie. Love them. they This is fucking great. Their extended conversation about types of underwear is very funny. Yeah.
00:35:43
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And it's always like right after like right here, they're threatening them, you know, and ah bitch even says like, I got hemorrhoids tougher than you. You know, it's like, ah oh, maybe not. He walks away. He's like, I could take it. I'm in the big guys like it's like, no, no, no.
00:35:55
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You're much bigger. You could have taken. it Look at you. I love that. Are they brothers? Are they lovers? What is there? No, oh it's just it's a we don't have the word for it, but bromance.
00:36:07
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Yeah, I just i like working with you and when when you crack a skull. I enjoy what I do for a living. You know what i mean? With you, it doesn't feel like work. It's like watching somebody make art out of a skull.
00:36:18
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it's It's funny enough. My name's art. he He does ask the leprechaun what was Judy Garland really like. You've got to get a snide one-liner in before you get shillelated to death. I got a question.
00:36:31
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What was it like getting rejected by the lollipop guild? And they did definitely have that odd couple situation. like The thug is just all casual t-shirt. one Hawaiian shirt.
00:36:44
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And he's in a tie. Talking shit about Mitch's bought-off-the-rack outfit. It's a little bit of the ah which way did he go, George? Kind of Yeah. Yeah. Hey, tell him the thing. ah Be sharp. Look sharp. Oh, no. The thing about threatening him. Oh, yeah.
00:36:59
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Give us the money or I'll kill you. Much better. Much better. That's good. I loved it. He's mentoring him. Made me happy.
00:37:08
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made me happy Yeah. I wanted more from him. We get a lot from him, and I'm really happy about that. But that's why I could watch. I need that spinoff. I could watch the leprechaun cut. Where just focuses on them. Yep. Just them getting a taco. Leprechaun 3, the art cut.
00:37:23
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A requel. Them going to a Russian bathhouse in Vegas. It's a prequel. So, like, their life before this movie. Yeah, like with Lion King 1.5 where it's Timon and Pumbaa, but during Lion King 1. Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:36
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Is that what that's about? Yeah. Is that a Simona Puma movie? ah Yeah. Not theatrical, right? No, Lion King 1.5. But not theatrical? no No, it was straight to... Yeah. Only the first one went to theaters.
00:37:48
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Correct. Got it. Really? i thought The first one and then the remake one. You're right. yeah It's much like Aladdin. Mm-hmm. Exactly. when it Disney was like, here's one, and then we're just going to make all the money on this. Yeah. And then it was cheap sequels.
00:38:03
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but Pretty much in the 90s, Disney was just like, let's crank out them videos because they didn't want anyone to watch i know they don't want to put any of their shit on video. That's why they did the the vault thing all the time. Because they used to release them in theaters periodically, and they thought that was going to cut to those profits.
00:38:17
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And then when they realized they could make money off video, they were like, well, let's make a really cheap movie. People will buy it for their dumb little baby kids. Yeah. And then let's make old sequels like Cinderella 2 and 3 that no one asked for, but 3 is actually pretty good. Is it? I was wondering. I it. I love the attitude shift. It's like, oh, no one's asking for those movies. Love 3. Is it one of them about time travel?
00:38:38
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Is it called Back in Time something? Shut up! It's a stitch in time because it's where the the Lady Tremaine gets a hold of the, like, the magic the wand of the fairy and makes it so that her daughters got it and instead of Cinderella. Lady Tremaine's evil stepmom? Yes. The fuck did my husband know that? He was correct. I've seen the Blu-ray thing of two and three bundled together. One of them was like Cinderella back in time or something and I was like Does Huey Lewis do the soundtrack? Then why am I not listening? Why am I not seeing Great Scott Cinderella.
00:39:06
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Where we're going, we don't need shoes. Because by the time we started dating, Zoe was already out of that shit. She was
Costumes, Humor, and Plot Inconsistencies
00:39:12
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like, five princesses. I want dinosaurs. When I used to buy the stuff from the $5 slots. Well, no, when I bought the stuff from the Disney Movie Club to get the exclusives. That's how I got Mandalorian and stuff because they weren't selling them outside Disney Movie Club first. Yeah.
00:39:26
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So I had to buy stuff because it's one of those like Columbia Record Club. ah ninety Nine cents for eight. We're like you. You have to you have to go on and say you don't want this month's movie or they'll send it to you and it's fifty dollars.
00:39:38
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And they still send it to you when you say you don't want it. But you need to buy at least twelve in two years to get the discount you got at the beginning or some shit. Yeah. So I saw it on there. I didn't buy it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:39:50
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But I have never seen it. I just knew it was about something. still hasn't seen that. Emperor's New Groove, that's what gotta watch next time we get drunk. Or we could watch Krunk's New Groove, the straight to home video. Who are you? like I mean, i fuck, we knew that Vern was our Disney guy.
00:40:05
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i didn't know he was our Disney at home guy. Oh yeah, I have all that crap too. Oh man, any good? I need come over someday. Is it still Patrick Warburton? Oh yeah. yeah oh Yes. yeah Can we get back on track and talk about Leprechaun 3 like professionals?
00:40:19
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So Leprechaun kills Gupta. Right as Scott is entering the pawn shop. but And then scott ex hour chuck and Scott accidentally turns on the CD-ROM and finds the gold and it's like,
00:40:32
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By the way, you get three wishes or something. And he's like, what's that? Don't forget. If you find his gold, you get to wish. He's calling the cops, by the way. Yeah, it doesn't matter because the cops never show up. No, they do. He leaves. They him to stay. We don't see them. He calls the cops to explain why there's police tape hanging in this room later.
00:40:48
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Yeah. That one strand of police tape that's just on all the walls. I enjoy the fact that Warwick the Leprechaun ah beat Goop to death and was like, oh, no, no, I can't find my gold.
00:41:00
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Did you look? It's on the keyboard. It's not like he hid it in his favorite book. look i Can't you smell it? See, I was thinking... your sense Is is like the sense of smell go away the closer you get? it It only works at the speed of plot.
00:41:12
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I like that. Speed of plot. He's allergic to Indian food. Before I realized it was on the the computer right there, I thought he still had it in his jacket, like his vest.
00:41:23
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So I thought Warwick Davis was like, I can't roll this big motherfucker over. LAUGHTER and it was what super strengths But yes, he finds the third coin. He hears about the wishes. So he's like, I wish I was on a winning streak.
00:41:37
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Poof. Wish granted. He's back at the casino with this thing that could never happen. It's a dumb wish. You just wish for $2 billion. dollars You don't need a winning streak. yeah You just get $2 billion. dollars But this thing that would never happen, because, like I mean, this is a movie about a magic leprechaun, so I understand what I'm saying. It's the third one. The fact that he's putting the coin on top of the chips that he bet and then using that to slide it around or whatever, you're not putting something on that table and then taking it back. No. Nope. nope That's how you get your knees broken. That's how you get fucking somebody's shoes. They markers for chips, but guess who puts them there?
00:42:10
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The dealer. You don't fucking touch. like you put it it Once you move it, You can set it down and move it, but once they say no more bets, but you're not putting anything else out there. It's not like, let me just take this little $5 back. Yeah, you're not taking it back. That's the thing. Especially because it's they know it's not one of their chips. Also, fact that this gives Force Jedi powers, the casino's going to be like, nope, don't like that.
00:42:30
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This motherfucker's got magnets, and we do know how they work. Miracle from God.
00:42:37
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He's on a winning streak. Mitch shows up. He's like, get the... I like when he tells ah Loretta... She's like, I don't know what's happening. I keep trying to do the thing you told me to do, and it's not working. He's like, well, get the money back or something's going to happen to you.
00:42:50
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Hey. Hey. It's a very veiled threat that I just – this guy's scumbag delivery works for his bad threats. Yes. But he also – he obviously owes people money. Like, he's not a good boss.
00:43:04
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He's not got a good casino owner. He's not a good tough guy. Yeah. He's bad at but everything he does. Which, by the way, do we know he actually owes the money for? Do they ever establish that? i'm assuming it's for the casino. Yeah, because it clearly wasn't his wardrobe. Oh, you know what?
00:43:18
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for He buys in bulk. What you don't see is a closet with 300 of those suits. It's for his sex doll. He's like Funny. There you know Because there there is the bones of a sex doll here.
00:43:31
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That didn't come out of nowhere. Well, no, but it did. It came out of the TV. It came out of the TV. yeah There was parts, though, that in this house, dude. Look, there's this new fucking sex doll that does three different styles of moaning.
00:43:45
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You can bend it over. It can bend you over. I just need $23,000.
00:43:51
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And I love the montage of Warwick Davis just wandering the streets of Vegas. and Because like just these people walking around like, oh, leprechaun? Him and Elvis. Him and Elvis. Oh, yeah. With the fingers. Oh, yes. Thank you very much. I'll dig them shoes, man. They're going blue sweater, kind lock them.
00:44:06
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And then he does this like, thank you very much. Like, oh, man, that sounds pretty cool. Next time, don't do it for free. oh And then Warwick Davis does the guitar thing. And it looks so fucking awesome. They both do it. And they both do their whole little sway thing. And I'm like... No, but I'm saying like the the scene cuts on just Warwick Davis and him doing great eye work.
00:44:23
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Yes. you know And he's expressive on his face, but the eye work. Apparently, he told Brian Trenchard Smith that he wanted to do more... He wanted to try to expand his like range because he'd been playing the leprechaun for two movies now. And and before that, it was all just... don't want to get typecast. Ewoks and...
00:44:40
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and willows see his face but um so he was like i want to do other stuff so that's why they added in all this stuff so he used to do these different costumes different voices he never he didn't really do that in the other ones he would do like illusions and do trickery but in this one i if i'm if i'm remembering right at least this is the first one where he's doing all these different costumes and like the whole tv scene yeah yeah that's great because it is like bing bang boom oh and thank you he's doing many skits that TV scene started and then it popped up with the the fake Miss Cleo thing. And I was like, don't do it, Warwick. Don't do it. he's just, but he's still just doing, he's doing like an Irish,
00:45:19
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Come take look at me, crystal balls. He's not doing the Jamaican voice. yeah Let me just put it that way. He knew. was like, don't do it, Warwick. Even mid-90s, like, I don't think that's right.
00:45:30
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This seems like something that people might, what's it, I don't know, stop payment on me in the future? it would be a Although I feel like, cancel this is just wrong. I know I'm wrong before I say this.
00:45:41
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I feel like you should be able to do her voice. Because she wasn't really it. Because she was not real. Yeah. Was she around in 95? I wanted to do it so bad. Did she go back that far? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. But like, she got her start with Sylvester Stallone's mom.
00:45:55
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She's a psychic, too. Really? Oh, yeah. And a monster. So she was her psychic psychic? Mm-hmm. Psychic sidekick is a new thing I'm writing. You'll never guess who's next to you. i already know.
00:46:10
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But yeah, I mean, her she was that her voice was fake, so it shouldn't matter, but you know. But I'm still not doing it. I'm just saying, if I heard somebody do it, I'm like, oh, it's a Miss Cleo. Warwick Davis watched Trading Places, and he was like, oh, Dan Aykroyd, no. I mean, it was Eddie Murphy's idea.
00:46:24
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How do you say no to Eddie Murphy when Eddie was like, this going funny? He probably thought it was. I want you to paint your face black, do with Jamaican accent. I mean, we all know about the story with... um Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg. who That's a whole different... you know It's the same thing if the way you're talking about it. Vern's face looks like you don't know what we're talking about.
00:46:45
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I'm not 100% sure. When Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson were dating, i don't remember what event it was, but Whoopi Goldberg thought it'd be funny if he went in blackface. And he did. i think I do remember hearing about this. Jim Jeffries has it in his fucking comedy special. It didn't go over well, as one can imagine. Oh, meet up.
00:47:05
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There you are. goodness. and I love me some Ted Danson. He made a mistake. He knows he made a mistake. He he looks like Al Jolson. She said she wouldn't fuck me. i mean Yeah, he's like, I might have made a mistake in the future, but tonight I'm getting laid. Apparently she likes black dudes.
00:47:24
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This did get wet. Oh, wow.
00:47:29
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um But yeah, so he gets a free room from Mitch. not Not much of a high roller room. No, but also it's probably just a room in the Ambassador Hotel, which has been abandoned for X amount of years. because So at least they cleaned it.
00:47:44
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They staged it. I'd like to see a black light in that room. I wouldn't. No. but Well, yeah, if you're not staying in there. There it is. There it is. um Tammy gets all mad at him about gambling, but he's like, I'll give you money. And she's like, well, I guess I'm not that mad anymore.
00:47:57
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This is for us because we've met each other now. We're in love. Well, I love his description of the night's events. He's like, I didn't know. i just I was walking around. I got the bug. I just wanted to gamble. So I went to the pawn shop, found a dead guy. She's like, excuse me. He's like, yeah, no, there was a dead guy. But he had a gold coin on him.
00:48:11
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yeah They never go back to the dead guy. I made a wish with a leprechaun came out what to stay with me dead body gold coin made a wish leprechaun What is so hard to understand about the dead body gold coin wish leprechaun Elvis? What is so hard to follow about this plot?
00:48:27
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Slepercon 3 fucking god damn it Tina whatever her name is Tammy so close like the T-Rex I should have remembered Tanny or Tammy Tammy tany Tammy the one that's printed the cover of the movie depends on the subtitle But I also like Fazio doing his magic tricks. like He's been told to go do crowd work in the casino.
00:48:50
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And he's like, going to make a creature from the animal kingdom appear. And he opens the thing and there's a stuffed rabbit. And he's like, they won't let me bring real rabbit. But the leprechaun has finally showed up. And he just literally just turns it into a steaming pile of green shit in his hand.
00:49:03
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Very funny. Very. Because when he comes over, Loretta's like, is there something on my shoe? He's like, it's not on your shoe. It's on my hands. Yeah. This guy is such a fucking wiener. He is my boy. He is. Like the way when he punches Scott and he's like, ow. You pooped on my house.
00:49:20
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My house. Poop in my house. um It's great. Apparently this doesn't kill this guy, but Leprechaun meets Art and his goon buddy there. He shoves a coin in the dude's mouth and then pulls his arm and turns him into a slot machine. Flashback to dead sushi.
00:49:37
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This guy just keeps spitting coins out. Yes. I was just like, oh, Lord, Jeebus. For those listening, ah Next month, you'll be able to hear us on another podcast called Good Beer, Bad Movie Night, where we're talking about a movie called Dead Sushi.
00:49:52
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Tune into that. We had a lot of fun. It was lot of fun. Those guys, they have a good concept. And so I'll tell Vern because he's the one here. ah There's hypothetical listeners. So Vern has to sit here and take it. they do like a quick rundown like a six minute synopsis that he fucking nails in six minutes and then we break for a beer we discuss the beer and then we go back it through the movie talk about it yes like what we like what don't like then we break for a second beer discuss that and then you figure out how you can fix the movie if there's a way to fix it at all and then how many beers to watch the movie
00:50:23
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Yeah, they have a six pack rating, zero to six beers. And it is a superfluous thing because you could watch it, you know, like because we said like, well, we just never watched things sober, really. You know, so it but it's like, no no, no, I need zero to watch this. What do you mean? I need six so I can just get through it. Gotcha. That's cool. Cool, cool guys. I love the concept.
00:50:41
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And we had a blast. It was a lot of a lot of fun. They only post once a month. So go follow them and you'll be able to find it. It'll be November's episode. Easy to catch up if they're doing once a month. Yeah. Fazio goes up to Scott's room to steal the coin because he made a deal with Loretta. but He went to steal the money. Well, the money and the coin. yeah He finds the coin. Scott catches him.
00:50:59
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and then Oh, he's going through his room. and He's like, are these silk? I'm keeping these. Yeah, he wants to steal some of his clothes. Like, girl. These your boxers? And have you been wearing them all day? yeah I'm just going to steal this as good as money. There's a casino that takes dirty boxers next to the one that takes shirts.
00:51:17
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You should see what dirty panties go for. They're on Laundry Lane. It's a part of Vegas smoke most people don't know about. I'm just going to go over there and slam my hand down with socks. It's in Reno. It's not Vegas. it to me, buddy. Underwear?
00:51:33
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underwear Under there. Under there. But Leprechaun rolls in. i spelled my shilling. Tell me where it is or there'll be another killing. Yes. Some of the rhymes are a little obvious like that and I'm okay with it. I like when it's a little bit more creative. Shilling, killing, come on, buddy. But he attacks this dude.
00:51:51
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Scott bites him. Scott stabs him in the fucking head. yeah, oh yeah he does. And then the blood, just green blood, pours all over his wound. Do you think this is an accident on purpose?
00:52:02
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ah Warwick Davis pulls the knife out, but a piece of the blade sticks in the makeup. I think it was accidental. I just left it. Because at first I was like, I can see it. And I was like, oh, maybe it's supposed to be.
00:52:14
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And it's going to be in there the rest of the movie. But it's not. think it was just this is the take we have for this makeup. Yeah. Oh, didn't work. And I'm not complaining about that. was going to say, we're John VHS. We probably couldn't tell as much. but Oh, valid.
00:52:26
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We were watching. At least I was watching 1080. So, yeah. We have it in 4K. No, we don't. I know. Wendy's like, babe, can we? I did own all of them on Blu-ray.
00:52:38
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Then I watched them all and ah like in three days. And then I sold that on
Plot Analysis and Humorous Exchanges
00:52:43
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eBay. Man, that's a mistake. There's at least two good ones in there. I was like, they'll be streaming.
00:52:49
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True. Man, you say he sounds like me. You're rubbing off on each other. You now want... physical and he's like, I can just get it streaming. Yeah, Derek's like, I don't have to get up.
00:53:01
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like get I'm not getting up. You're sitting in his chair. Like, tell me you want to get up. I'm also shitting in his chair. Beware. It's full of hair. The chair hugs you. It loves to create you and cradles you.
00:53:13
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but But I'm just saying, I'm not getting up if I want to watch the Leprechaun. If I want to watch the Leprechaun, any of them, I'm probably so drunk I don't want to get a You can get up you put in your 4K of Godzilla 98. That's Vern. You get up and you put in your 4K of the Howling 3.
00:53:29
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It's Buffy rules. that He doesn't just have to bite you. you have to also exchange fluids. Yeah. and so He but gets the blood in his wound, and this fucking leprechaun dummy goes out this window. Whee!
00:53:41
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You know me. He got some air. Instant one star. No matter what this movie was before and after, there's a star yeah right here for a dummy. A leprechaun dummy. Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:54
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And Scott is now infected, and he has visions of himself turning into a leprechaun. love it every He doesn't start changing yet. I love it every time. It gets grosser and grosser. It gets greater and greater. and greater
00:54:06
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ah So Loretta gets the coin, but it's not working for her. She tries to tell the magician. She's like, no, it's magic. He's like, you want magic? Bend over. I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass. I was like, ah yes, please. I thought he was being machismo. You want him to pull a rabbit out of your No, I want to see him pull a rabbit out of someone else's ass. Yeah, that's great.
00:54:24
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I thought was being machismo. You want magic? Bend over. And then he's like, I'll pull a rabbit out your ass. cause Still gay. Yeah, you have a female butt, and I don't want that. Yeah. I didn't catch that, but he's this guy's 100% gay. Yeah. like The way he's like dancing around in his flowery shirt. think Whitney touched on it or you did, like when he punches our main guy.
00:54:48
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like He's like, aw. Yeah. yeah This is the lesser franchise, so took them four to get to the homoerotic one versus night Nightmare on Elm Street, where only took them two. Or even like a better record, Fast and Furious, ah gets there in the first one. This is three, not four.
00:55:04
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This is three, you're right. Hello, Threen, dude. It was your idea. yeah But so Mitch takes the coin from Loretta and he's like, I wish I could have, or first they're talking and he's like, I can have any woman I want.
00:55:19
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She's like, even Tammy. And he's like, yeah, I got Tammy. Yeah. So I wish magic coin. And here's like the monkey pause situation though. Cause she comes over and she's like I want you, I want you to do me right here in the floor. And he's like, no, no, no, we'll go up to my room and the elevator. She's like, I like my sex scary and just start hitting him. Right like where did that come from? Is that like a secret fantasy? It's his kink. No, it's that's the thing.
00:55:46
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If you ever use a ah magic thing to wish for someone to want to fuck you, you better know what they're into. She's about to fuck you up. He doesn't know that she's into punching people in the face. and yes She just likes punching dudes in the face.
00:55:58
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Okay, I didn't think of that. She pulls out a fucking strap on. he's like what is She's like, you wanted to fuck me. um um like we You wanted to fuck. This
Off-topic Humor and Favorite Scenes Discussion
00:56:04
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is how I fuck. So actually have to talk about something we know he did like, because this is something James Brown wanted me to bring up. Okay. And they go up to his room on the top of his TV. One of the VHS is written in black marker and says fat bottom girls. Ooh. James, well, they do make the rock and world go around. That's that was what James wanted me to bring up. So thank you Derek. You spot on. Well, thank you James.
00:56:25
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Yes James Brown is a friend of Vern's not the singer. singer No, he doesn't talk to musicians. We know a lot. A lot cooler if you did. All right, all right, all right. This is up there with one of my- Jacef? is one of my favorite scenes in the fucking movie, which is saying something.
00:56:46
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Because i have a lot favorite scenes. Do you recognize her? she's porn. no um I recognized her. She's not porn? i She kind of looks like one of the girls for- I was on Voyage of the Rock Alliance?
00:56:58
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She kind of looks like one of the girls in Voyage of the Rock Aliens. like Not to me. how I don't know. I've seen her in something that was like a doo-wop style. Pretty sure it's porn. Knowing you.
00:57:10
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And knowing me. Pornhound. such wineys are right There's no faces in my porn, guys. Okay. The faces are there. They're just busy. well that You can't see, you can't look him in the eye when he's smothered.
00:57:25
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Exactly. Around here, though, where Art and his goon have the discussion about boxers and jockeys. Because they're waiting on bitch. Yeah, and it's just, dude, he's just like, my boxer's riding up my ass. I only wear jockeys.
00:57:39
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I don't like it. You just can't hang the way you want How do you want to hang? How do you, yeah, dude, just, I was like, did they, was this? Did they not know that they started rolling? No, it's a Seinfeld episode.
00:57:50
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They have the best dialogue, period. They do. It is. This is the best scene in the movie. This is the best scene in the movie. I take it back. I take it back. I think Derek nailed it. No pun intended. I think he nailed it. Like, they were just having a conversation. And they were just ad-libbing. And this was not scripted at all. Brian Trencher-Smith just went over and hit the button on the camera. He's like, go.
00:58:10
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I think it's actors that get the assignment. they're like, did you already get your paycheck? Yeah, did your paycheck clear? My paycheck cleared. You want to have fun? Let's have all the fun. Because they could just sit there and be like, where's our money? And be a generic thug.
00:58:20
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Yeah. And they are generic thugs, but they're memorable generic thugs. Like, I love these guys. they will They will stay with me for a while. For a while. Especially based on, how do you want to hang? i don't know. Loosey-goosey. Not me. I need support.
00:58:33
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Fuck my dick all tucked up against my thigh. I mean, I've had this conversation before. Yeah. That's what we like about it is like you've had this conversation. I've witnessed conversation. You weren't waiting to beat somebody up that owes you money in a casino. You were at a bar or work. Well, it's the same thing.
00:58:46
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I guess they were working. Yeah. I just want to know how the the the nut huggers work in those. Phenomenal. Like, do you have to place them in there? Yeah. you got But then just ones. they don't jump out. ain't flopping. Okay.
00:59:01
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ah I also like the ones because like most most of the boxers or boxer briefs have the sideways slit to get in there. Yeah. Get you that fucking vertical slit. That's how dicks work anyway. Right?
00:59:12
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I mean, you already yeah art designed a better boxer. No, they exist and they're delightful. Oh, I did not know. Oh, yeah Life changing. I mean, usually a dicks go for the never mind. It's a different kind of slit.
00:59:24
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It'll find a way in. When you just sit here, like they need to have left handed box robotic left handed boxers have to exist. I have to imagine. Hold on. Somebody's charging extra for boxers. It's the exact same thing. The button's just on the other, like it's the other layer. The flap is opposite. Why didn't Ned Flanders have those at the leftorium? Because the left-handed people, I found out, usually just pull the whole top down and just go out the top.
00:59:49
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Oh. Left-handed boxers are known as southpaws. Oh, my goodness. The more you know. Because, you know, a boxer. It's a Southpaw.
01:00:00
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Clever. AI just screwed me. All right, they do have left-handed boxer shorts. There's a whole movie about it. I think it's Christian Bale. Can I buy Mike left-handed boxers for Christmas?
01:00:13
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But so anyway, she's like, first, I'm going to make you hot. Then I'm going to make you burn. And he's like, yeah what's that now? And she's like, shut the fuck up and lay down. So this is just Tammy's and inner freak coming Yeah. Scott should be scared.
01:00:28
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And so like while they're hooking up on the bed there, Loretta sneaks in, steals the coin. Which is bad news for a bitch. bitch Yeah.
01:00:40
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I'm just calling them bitch. Derek said it. I love it. Because, well, first Tammy comes to and she's like, what the fuck am I doing here? Can I creepy? Can I be creepy? Yes. I was really hoping to see her nerps. Yes. Because she does like the sexy dance and stuff and then she holds the bra over it and it's like,
01:00:58
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We are rated R. And they do pay us off, just not with her boobs. now and the And that's okay. Good for the actress for saying no. yeah I'm being selfish. They are they do look nice.
01:01:08
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Exactly. We're complimenting Lee Richmond's breasts. Well, it's also like Whitney says, once you see one pair of boobs, you gotta see them all. I saw Barbarian. I took a look.
01:01:20
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I took a look at those meaty clackers. Those are some meaty clackers. Those are meaty clackers. Emphasis on the clacker. Everybody should watch Barbarian just to get that. Wasn't that a man playing the mother?
01:01:31
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Yes, was. even sexier. Oh, and I think, I'm sorry, just based on that, ah when were already past it, but when Warwick is shooting dice dice, I think we have, this term might be antiquated, so I'm sorry if it is, a drag king.
01:01:49
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It could be. No, drag kings are totally thing. They have king of yeah There is a there is a either a very effeminate man or a masculine female suit and everything. what It's art in the goomer. Like, get out of here, pal. did look like Dick Von Dyke. Yeah.
01:02:03
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Dick Von Dyke. Yeah, that's a real drag king. Love that. As soon as you said it know I love it. You know that's my jam. Okay, cool. but So Tammy knees Mitch in the balls and gets the fuck out of there.
01:02:14
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Lep sneaks in and he takes control of the TV. And we get we get the montage of TV commercials. But first, I guess we have the the horny chick.
01:02:26
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Yeah. Who climbs out of the TV. Well, first, you're like, hey, Mitch, you're hot. He's like, but that's a coincidence. But That's the one I was talking about. Yeah. I don't recognize her. I just figured she's an adult actress. Vern, you've seen Videodrome, I'm sure. Yes. I've got Yeah.
01:02:39
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I got a really sweet new shirt that says the baddie I landed lives in my TV now. Nice. And it made me happy. Nice. You're one of five people that appreciate that shirt. joke for six people listening.
01:02:53
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But she does come out of the TV Videodrome style. I guess in that it's just the TV that's trying to give him a blowjob, but it's fine. she comes up Even though the TV's still there. Yeah. It's like the ring. Yeah, it's like the ring but ring. She comes out like Samara and she climbs up on bed with him.
01:03:09
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They start making Give Samora. Samara. Give me Samora. Samora, Samara. me Samora, Samara. Careful, Samara's like 12. No, not today. yeah Not anymore. I want the 12.
01:03:20
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She was like 16. When she was Samara, she doesn't make it better. i know. She was like 16. She was like 16. but Mr. Trump, that's ah not a good answer. I can say something to delete all of this.
01:03:32
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She starts climbing all over him, and that's when he's got the sweet line I used to open this. Dude. You want my heat-seeking moisture missile. Oh, yeah. was like, dude. Whew. So is it seeking heat or is it seeking moisture or is it a moist missile? It's heat seeking delivering moisture. Yep. Missile.
01:03:52
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But it's also seeking moisture. No. No. It's going to deliver moisture. Where's it going that's heat? vagina is really hot. What are you fucking that's hot and not wet is what I'm saying.
01:04:04
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and well they didn't understand ask Ben Shapiro I guess an unloved ass that's fair although it might be wet it might be wet after the first few thrusts yeah I just assume there's lube involved But once it starts bleeding, you're in. I think that he's, I could be wrong. Like, it could be heating seeing out heat and moisture. Did you say by the Yeah. All right, come on. Someone let that go.
01:04:24
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He said something hot, not lubricated. as Hey, ask Ben Shapiro's wife. Vaginas don't get wet. my wife told me. um why My wife told me, so anytime she masturbates, like, sandpaper, rubbing sandpaper.
01:04:38
Speaker
She said it's like Velcro down there. That's have to shave my balls. That'll stick to her vagina. Well, actually, if you shave, if he don't if he doesn't shave them every day, then it's going more Velcro-y, right? It's going to stick to there.
01:04:48
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Like Jesus intended. And God said to us, let your balls be hairless.
01:04:55
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And I smited down every one of my pubic hairs with extreme vengeance. Great vengeance and furious anger. And then I cut a hole a sheet, put my weeder right through it, and me and my wife went to town. It was dry.
01:05:09
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Weird thing is, as soon as we finished, she came in the door, and I was like, what's behind the sheet? Oh, no, I've done it again. That's the problem with the sheet.
01:05:23
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um So Leprechaun comes out, says some shit, and he's like, you'll get what's due when I electrocute you. but Not a great one. and this Rudimentary. We expect more Leprechaun 3. This woman has turned into a... Cherry 2000.
01:05:39
Speaker
Very bad robot. The remnants of a sex bot, because it has... Half a face, like the front half. Titties. It has titties, and it has butt jine. At least butt. That's why I think he actually had a sex doll.
01:05:51
Speaker
He just finished it? If it was just like the guts of the TV, it'd be all wiry. You know, it'd be wires. But it's got the face, it's got the boobs. So I think that he had a sex doll, and Leprechaun was like, magic, look at that.
01:06:04
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You're sex doll. That becomes your sex troll. oh You know what? ah I don't like hate that theory, sir. I had to include that scene in our opening thing for this month.
01:06:15
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um I also had to learn how to make a moving blur because I wasn't sure what the rules were about ah vinyl nipples. I think I know the rule about vinyl nipples. They rock. Ask Batman and Robin. Do we have vinyl nipples on Batman and Robin?
01:06:31
Speaker
You show those. That doesn't count. These look like the exposed nipples, but they're fake. I don't know how YouTube was going to treat that, so I just had to figure out how blur. That's fair. You're smart. Yeah. Better safe than sorry. I enjoyed these boobs more than the other boobs. More than the real boobs?
01:06:46
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yeah i invite third vital nippple Careful with the real. On the live boobs. Fair. I mean, it's not just a boob job. It's that ninety like that early 90s boob job where it's like, I can see that scar. Oh, yeah. there yeah Well, it's not just a scar. It's just like, it doesn't.
01:07:00
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It doesn't... It doesn't bounce. It doesn't move. No. There's no Jacob's Ladder swinging. Newton's Cradle. Newton's Cradle. Thank you. Newton's Cradle. Jacob's Ladder is entirely different. We've talked before about lining girls up and having like a Newton's Cradle out of boobs.
01:07:15
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It's a dream of mine, Vern. Okay. You dream big. I'm a simple man. It's also been a dream of mine, but I can't partake in your dream. No. No. God, no. But can dream for him. would love for to event planner. I would love for you to be my event planner.
01:07:31
Speaker
what's the What's the wedding planner equivalent of putting six pairs of tits together and clacking them? That's what I need. I'll get it done.
01:07:40
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um So Scott and Tammy. She's my breast man.
01:07:46
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That's me. Scott and Tammy come in. They find Mitch dead. Or they run out because they're like, well, the coin's not here. Mitch is dead. Who gives a shit? This looks terrible. Let's go. i don't want to get blamed. He got a second dead body I found tonight.
01:07:58
Speaker
I've kind of got a bad habit of showing up right people die. My DNA's getting everywhere now. Oh, God. That's what I say when I masturbate. oh Ready for my DNA. My DNA's getting everywhere. Well, stop shooting it. So Art and his goon show Get an old baseball glove. They find Mitch, but it's great because they find Mitch like smoking in bed. Not like you shouldn't smoke in bed, but like a dead guy. You shouldn't smoke in bed anyway. yeah The leprechaun is standing in the bed with him, and it's just like,
01:08:28
Speaker
What's going on here? Like, it's very calm about it. I don't want to king shame anybody, but dang, you guys should have had a safe word. And here's one where leprechaun doesn't rhyme, but it works for me because ah the goon was like, ah buddy, you should see a dermatologist. That's really bad. And he's like, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and just shoves a stick in this guy's eye. I'd rather it not rhyme.
01:08:51
Speaker
Yeah, it's just it's just give me your eye. Yeah. I think they did a great job doing that. Yep. And then he beats Art, I believe, with the Shillelagh again. Yeah, because that's when we get the Judy Garland line. Yeah. Tell me what Judy Garland was really like.
01:09:03
Speaker
Which, you know, we've talked about like how I'd like to go out. If it's not a witty one-liner, it's me pulling a grenade and having a monster eat me. There you a combination of the two is the dream, Vern. There you go. That meaty clackers.
01:09:20
Speaker
You have lots of dreams. That's okay. He's dreamer. I'm a dreamer, man. You just don't want to know about him. so Scott starts transforming into werepecan...
01:09:32
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I had that thought too, but I'm glad you put it together because my my brain couldn't word it. was like, God damn it. He's just fucking getting like a full. He's getting a crescent moon. Oh, no, I'm changing. Look at that. Is that a red balloon?
01:09:48
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ah And Loretta gets her wish to be sexy. So she shows up with the worst haircut in history. yeah Well, she gets the wish. This is what she imagined. Monkey paw. It's like the Matrix, right?
01:10:00
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Like you um you look like how you imagine when you go into the Matrix. So she's in the real world. She goes in the Matrix and then Keanu Reeves looks at her and goes. Try again.
01:10:14
Speaker
Not like this. but She thought she looked beautiful. that She's why Joey Pants wanted to get back in the Matrix because he saw her Matrix form and was like, get me the fuck out of here. but i got give put back in and need I need a girl who doesn't look like she put her head in a fucking lawnmower.
01:10:32
Speaker
Dude, that hair was horrendous. It was so bad. She's not an unattractive woman. woman It's just a very unattractive haircut and a very unattractive dress. can't give you one person that can pull this haircut off, male or female. You know what it is. And also, i find this just as egregious. It's Julia Robertson Hook. I was just thinking that. like you said Pixie. remind me Pixie is the cut, by the way.
01:10:50
Speaker
Like, that is the look of Don't. She should have put on a different wig, let's be real. That was her real hair. I know, that's why it's sad. know. Give me the wig from the beginning. Keep on that fucking diehard Holly Gennaro fucking wig. Yeah. That's doing little something for me at least. Fuck. Fuck.
01:11:07
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ah But she's talking about how she got her wish. She flips the coin. Fazio snaps it snatches it from her, takes off, and wishes to be the greatest magician in the world. We'll get back to him.
01:11:18
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Which I thought was going to mean he had, like, actual powers. Like, I'm a real magician. No. Yeah, he just did better tricks. Yeah, I thought he was going to turn into a giant snake. Yeah. Did you say a sneak?
01:11:31
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sneaky, sneaky snake. Sneaky, sneaky, powerful snake. But she's staring at herself in the mirror. She's sexy well and now. And and ah that's the i guess the downside is now she's super vain. She's like, well, at least there's a mirror here.
01:11:45
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Look how good I look. Leprechaun shows up and starts making all of her parts inflate. Her breasts, her lips, her butt. He's got rhymes for all of them. I got Howard de Duck vibes. My note here says, so first sloshing noises, because when everything inflates and she's running, there's just wet sloshing, which is disgusting.
01:12:04
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And then right after that, Howard the duck monster explodes. Not enough blood. No, it was very little. None of blood because you can see like the styrofoam stuffing thing they're doing.
01:12:16
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I'm guessing was supposed to be fat. Is what was? Put packets in there though. Like put some ketchup packets in there or some shit. Oh, he's just inflating her with air. That's why. Yeah. yeah Yeah. Yeah.
01:12:26
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I mean, he does do a little bit of a tremors too where he pops that umbrella out. Yes. And then like a little bit of blood goes on there. So I another half welcome back. Yeah. The umbrella from tremors too. Yeah. is there a skeleton in this?
01:12:41
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Yeah, at the very end. Yeah, there's a leprechaun skeleton. Looks like we got something to add IMDb. Add it to IMDb. There's a person, person, an actor credited on IMDb as skeleton. Person.
01:12:54
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And he's credited in 23 different movies, I think I said. And it's literally just any movie where there's a skeleton. Oh, that's funny. like We were talking about adding like Patch Adams because he has like the skeleton, the learning skeleton.
01:13:06
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yeah Now we can add this one because of the end of this movie. We saw it on this month's mental health episode, Nightmare on Elm Street 3. And when I was going through the credits, I was like skeleton as skeleton. when He's doing the little skeleton dance.
01:13:17
Speaker
But then in there, it's like from the Tingler, which is just a skeleton, like a medical skeleton hanging on a thing. It's got to be some of the Army of Darkness. Yeah, Army we of Darkness was in there. Anything Claymation 2 or Stop Mojo. Yeah, Poltergeist.
01:13:29
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yeah So skeleton has another credit. So welcome back. I think you just need to work for IMDb. We just welcome back any time skeleton now. Love it. For reals. It's skeletons of fun.
01:13:41
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So they go to the pawn shop to find something to stop him. Don't have the pawn shop. And this is when It's the only way to stop the leprechaun. was when Scott's getting more Irish-y because like she's like, we have to destroy the gold. And he's like, or we could not. And she's like, what? he's like, huh? do we Sorry, did we skip over the part where he orders dinner?
01:14:00
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And lady's like, you got french fries, tater tots, mashed potatoes, potatoes au gratin, potato pancakes, like fucking ah just name a potato product and he's got it. And he drops a dirty little limerick But I can't remember it. Metallica?
01:14:16
Speaker
Oh, no, wait, White Zombie. I wait have the album. White Zombie. Because he's like, did you hear about that? And it ends with, she could survive on penis au gratin. Yeah. like That's the punchline is penis au gratin. Penis au gratin. I love this scene. oh That sounds like Metallica.
01:14:31
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This actress, I clocked her immediately from, she was, I know her from Good Luck Charlie when Zoe was watching the Disney show. She was the mom on Good Luck Charlie.
01:14:42
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The one that wanted to be an actress, but she's a nurse. Okay, okay. So. yeah Turns out she's actually an actress. Yeah. She can play nurse.
01:14:53
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Yes, we did miss that. I think I it in my notes as potato dinner. It's very skippable. I just it's my dream dinner. It was everything on there. i would It sounded good, didn't it? i was like, oh, yes. We're having a good fucking time. Give me a shot of whiskey, and a fucking couple of shots of there, ah a couple
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01:15:10
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of points of the Guinness, and more potatoes.
01:15:12
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Actually, instead of a slice of lime with a beer, i I'd like a potato, like a crisp, fried up nicely on the side of my fucking glass. I'd do that. Coming over. Yeah. Coming over for dinner. Did we start that from now on? Hopefully our doctor doesn't listen, because he'll be like, no potatoes.
01:15:25
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Everybody, No beer. Potatoes like Brian on your stout. Yeah. It's going to be the twisty potato just around the rim. um No, we should just... know Everybody brings a potato dish.
01:15:36
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Nothing with cream. oh man. That's going to be... no one's going to be able to get drunk that night. I've had 14 fucking shots. I don't get it. You had 19 potatoes. Yeah. Oh, dude, just cut to me having a raw potato in my pocket all night. Love me an Irish apple. Did you try that really good potato dish I made? No.
01:15:55
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oh Fucking Coke potatoes are for pussies.
01:16:00
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Did it start as a joke and then you just really liked it? No, I grew up poor and not knowing how to cook. So we would often peel a potato and just put hit it with garlic salt and eat it.
01:16:11
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And then as I got older, i was like, well, who needs the garlic salt? Potatoes are delicious. It was one of my Christmas parties. I had a potato. like You know, like the three-tier fruit basket that hangs from their ceiling? We have one in our kitchen.
01:16:23
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I had a potato or two in there, and Whitney just grabbed it and handed it to me, and I just started eating it. And she's like, you don't have to do that. was like, yeah um I want to now. And it's not the first time I've ever done that. It's not the last time I've ever done that.
01:16:38
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It's not for me. Try Yukon Gold, buddy. Try Yukon Gold.
01:16:45
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Speaking of Yukon Gold, Scott sniffs out the gold that's in the safe in the pawn shop. Wait, what number leprechaun are we up to currently? Three? No, no, like in in in the franchise. Three. Three. No, like how many are there? How many are there in total? All right, number nine, leprechaun goes to Alaska, Yukon Gold.
01:17:05
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Oh, there you go. I think they stopped numbering them after four. And then it was in the hood back to the origin. Okay. So fine. Leprechaun. I can't remember what they called. I have. Yeah, there's a remake one with some wrestler guy.
01:17:18
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Well, no, that was Hornswoggle. That was origin. Oh, that's origin after that one. But it was supposed to be a sequel to one. But it's like not Warwick Davis. It's oh, yeah. yeah Yeah, I did hear about that. continues with the Yeah, hes he just he quit doing leprechaun movies.
01:17:32
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um but Around the time he had his kids when his arthritis came. No, it was around the time he had kids. he wanted to do stuff that they could watch So I got a joke though. in movies and It's not gonna be good now. I'll wait it for it. He had will it's leprechaun Yukon gold.
01:17:46
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I'll ask again. Where's my shilling? Oh That is gold that is gold no pun intended always send your puns you cowards always But he finds the gold. She's like, we can destroy it.
01:18:00
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And this is when he starts turning full leprechaun because he's like, oh, we need to look at the jingles and jangles for science is a study of angles. no By the way, um circles don't have angles, by the way. They were circling their coins. They don't have angles. to say It's actually one of the shapes with zero angles.
01:18:17
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It's the shape with zero angles. Point of order, light reflects on different angles of the coin. Oh, there you go. Yeah. I don't accept it. I don't accept that answer. You're doing more work than Leprechaun 3 did, and don't allow that.
01:18:32
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But the Leprechaun shows up with an axe, which an intimidating sight. I'm going to cut your dick off. I'd like to axe you a question. Did you get an erection? Scott tries to wish him away. He's like, I wish you were encased in cement in the bottom of the ocean. He's like, oh, no. Sorry, it gets a little bit better than that because she's like, wish him dead. And he's all, yeah, I wish you were in the bottom of the ocean because of sequels covered in cement so you can come back later and not dead but away from me right now. And still, that doesn't even work. It doesn't work. But it's like, no, she said wish him dead. Wish him dead, motherfucker. Yeah, I wish he'd explode right now. If you think that's going to work,
01:19:05
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In this movie. would happen if he wished him to explode? A billion little leprechauns come run and jump on you. like That would be fine. See, I wanted to see that now. like li Yeah, like little gallimimus. Just wish for a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher.
01:19:21
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Bullets don't hurt, but I bet you rocket launchers do. I wish I wasn't in this movie. I wish Marky Mark was here punching you like you were an Asian.
01:19:30
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Oh, no, he's beating me fucking ass. My jaw's made of glass. But then Marky mark shows up and he's like, oh, bro, I can't punch a fucking Irishman. Hey, look at that. He's got a fucking gold coin. It's got to here. It's got a gold coin. It's always after a shilling. Oh, my God. 90 shillings. It's 99. It's 100. He's short one.
01:19:44
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and short one So Scott transforms a little more. oh So she's like, all right, now I'm taking to the fucking hospital. And this nurse in the background, her one action in the movie was to hold up her finger and say, wait.
01:19:56
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And she did it four times five times. Four times. She tried. She stayed up all night. total My friend is really like, you can see how he has black stuff coming out of his mouth. His face is changing. There's a big pulsating hole in his arm. Yeah. And the nurse is like, one second, please.
01:20:11
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Well, because she's got a patient. my you go go Your friend is more important than the patient that I have dying in this room right now? It's like Tammy and the T-Rex when the guy comes up with a bullet hole in him and she's like, one second, please, then he dies.
01:20:22
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Yeah. No, I know. but She was busy. I'm defending the nurse. Sorry, ah patients are admitted by cases severity. Leprechaun-ing is low on the list, guys. Stab wounds, bullet wounds. There's no classification. Exactly. His blood's turning green.
01:20:38
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Get in line. This is Tell him to lay off a McDonald's, shamrock shakes, buddy. This is Las Vegas. You know how much blood we see? He's bleeding green. Who isn't? Look, I understand your friend was at the casino too long. He's bleeding green. That's fine. That's not an emergency. but like really bleeding green. I got a cousin that pieces Baja Blast.
01:20:58
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yeah yeah Don't drink the Treasure Island water anymore, people. No. Is it just Baja Blast at this point? It's just Baja Blast. He also only drinks Baja Blast. That's not Ohio. You've got Baja Blast. You've Code Red. You've got Mountain Dew Original. You've got ah four others.
01:21:16
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um What is my favorite one? Livewire. Pitch Black. That's another. Whiteout. We need one more. Which one? Gamefuel. game fuel there's the There's the food
01:21:29
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And then you do for supplemental purposes, you have hard Mountain Dew. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. just go very Sometimes I like to use Mountain Dew instead of water in my coffee machine. That's a lot of caffeine. or That's why I turn into a butterfly at night.
01:21:45
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Sorry, I said butterfly meant hummingbird. My brain's going too fast. We have a mortician who's eating because morticians are always eating. And he's checking out Scott. Oh, no, the doctor is checking out Scott. The series of tests are absurd, and it's awesome. He's like, give him an EKG. Give him of a fucking encycl of encephalopathy. Encephalopathy.
01:22:05
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Whatever. That thing. And yeah, the encephalogram just says fuck you in Clovers. The EKG is different actions of an Irish double heel click. Like you jump in air and do the... On a leprechaun. Yeah. And this is on the actual printer with like the the holes on the sides of the paper, the feeding paper. Yeah. Where you can... It's all perforated. Dot matrix. Dot matrix. Thank you. yeah I knew you knew what it was because your dad had it. I was waiting for you to go through the whole action.
01:22:35
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Yeah. Clearly, they printed that on their Macintosh. Dude, you're getting a Dell. Dude. ah So Tammy goes down to the morgue, finds the snacking mortician. Not the first time Tammy went to the morgue.
01:22:51
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No, and that other one, she was trying to find a body to put her boyfriend in. Oh, no, she had her best friend go to the morgue. That dick's too or too small. I can't tell. That's a woman. Well, maybe. I'm going to watch that movie. I haven't seen that in about a year.
01:23:04
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So the mortician stabbed to death with his own implements. i Scott zip zaps out of there with some leprechaun magic. Which is very vague. It's just like it's like vague telekinesis. know, like leprechauns and and at least my fucking Irish lord I grew up with, they misplace things for you. They take your bottle of whiskey and drink it. Yeah.
01:23:23
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It was an Irish, like growing up with an Irish fucking grandfather. like It's a way for you to be like, I didn't finish that whiskey. i was lecon I went to bed with a quarter bottle of whiskey left. That fucking leprechaun finished the whole bottle and then he pissed in my pants. I don't know what happened.
01:23:38
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ah But Tammy put shit on her. Tammy and her skimpy outfit gets strapped to this mortician's table. Brian Trencher Smith's like, no reason. We just have to strap you to this. No, you can't change out of your leather top. Two reasons. and Left is right. There's two big, jiggly, bouncy reasons. Two lovely, supple reasons.
01:23:58
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I take it. Have you ever heard of my yeah ah my Newton's cradle theory? I don't really. like They have Scott like zip out of there with leprechaun magic and then she gets strapped down and then he pretty much immediately comes back to let her out.
01:24:12
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He went outside to recharge. He had to find something made of gold. Wait, when did he He wasn't in the morgue. He was in the operating room. though yeah Oh, that's right. yeah He was getting operated. on Yeah, he still made a stop at Trump Casino. yeah There's actually not a casino at the Trump Tower in Vegas. It's just a hotel.
01:24:26
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Oh, OK. With no slot machines? Because he won big rooms. but Well, actually, it's so fun fact. It's because of Wynn. Wynn kind of has control over Vegas. And Wynn wanted to open a casino in Lact City where Trump has more control. god He only allowed he basically made it so you can only open a hotel there.
01:24:43
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So because of that, when Trump tried to open up a hotel in Vegas, he made it so Trump could only have hotel, not a casino. Fuck yeah. Oh, it turns out he fucked himself. You know, they never saw that coming. Feel free to cut this, but listener West, one of my favorite things about him, he's actually banned from Trump Casino in Atlantic City for winning for counting cards and winning too much money. Oh no. He's allowed to go in. He's not allowed to gamble. Wow. I don't know it still exists. but I was like, will they recognize him?
01:25:09
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I mean, if he wins big, they'll be like, what's your name? Well, which hand do you deal with? Wow. um So they head back to the casino.
01:25:21
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Fazio is getting his show where he's like, he's doing his whole thing. If you're squeamish, get away. Apparently the best magician in the world just means now you have a jacket with a big flared collar.
01:25:32
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I think it's more that everybody likes you. Because, like, look, everyone here is like, the first show, people are making out and not paying attention. like Zero attention. I don't think now everyone's like, yeah, the one, the one was just she comedy somebody, somebody. Oh, look at that round of applause. It's got weird timing. They did speed up and slowing down. They did cut to one family that was there, like a mom, dad, and little kid.
01:25:56
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And the dad was doing the like half ass clapping when the mom was sitting there. And she was like, oh my God, during the earlier show, like she was the one who was But yeah, he's got the big collar. Yeah, I guess people are impressed. And he's going to do his trick that he was trying to do earlier, which is the burning beauty where he lights a box on fire with a woman in it. So earlier there was a mishap with the trap door. And I was like, oh, it's going to catch on fire. And this lady is just going to burn death. Yeah, that's i' set it up for it. Right. didn't do it. No, it gets better because ah the leprechaun shows up and he takes over the show.
01:26:29
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He puts Fazio in the box and slaps. slices this dude half with chainsaw. Who to see saw this man in half? Probably some of the best effects in the movie. It did not have enough blood. No, but I was worried there wasn't going any at first because he's getting pretty deep into that box with the chainsaw and there's no blood yet. And I was like, come on, R. Bummer.
01:26:46
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And then it just they cut back and it just like sprays going out. So at least we got blood. It oozes like ramen. they They spent all their budget on that shot. Oh, but between Between the robot lady, the exploding Howard the Duck woman, and this blood, that's where they're all their budget went. That's why every time you're like, not enough blood, we already spent that money. They don't have Savini.
01:27:08
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They could have. Savini's not allowed in Vegas. I want to make that real clear. Tom Savini is not allowed in Vegas. That checks. You want to do this movie? He's like, fuck yeah.
01:27:21
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Leprechaun 3, that sounds great. Why you guys filming? Vegas, I'm out. I can't even cross the border, dude. yep Can we do Laughlin for Vegas? How about Reno?
01:27:33
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My name's little mistaken.
01:27:36
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But Scott and Tammy show up. She tries to make a wish, but he stops her. Scott gets to flamethrower. i was going to wish for to bigger dick. Oh, God. What would happen to your penis after that?
01:27:49
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Once the gold is gone. It'd be so big that you would flush it in the toilet. It'd be so big that you can't take it You can't. No, no. It would be like taking this fucking microphone. That's why you get a cybernetic mostly sex doll. I can't afford it. I'm getting a sex doll in installments.
01:28:08
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I've paid for the face, the boobs and the butt. Next, I'm thinking in torso. Right? Yes. Right. that Thank you. Google Goatsy.
01:28:19
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Nope. That's hard pass. Thank you. Listeners at home, don't Google Goatsy. No, Mr. Hands. That's what it is. Oh, yeah. Nope. From Zoo, right?
01:28:30
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Oh, God. You're making this all worse. guys died by getting fucked to death by a horse. This is where we get the thing we talked about right at the beginning, I think before we even started talking about the movie, is...
01:28:43
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the leprechaun comes out. He's like, Scott, come over to the green side. I'll make you rich. And then, yeah, the music is, it's like, it's like, like to yeah it's I was, I literally I was like, do you hear that? And she's like, no, I miss. So I rewound it. And she's like, Oh my God. I was eating lot of popcorn.
01:29:00
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i might be like That's funny. home Crunch, crunch, crunch. but Scott gets tempted by the gold. leprechaun's like, we're the same, man. You want that gold? We're brothers, bitch.
01:29:11
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And he's like, no, I'm not, bitch. Don't be so dramatic, George. We are brothers. Come He's like, I'll share the gold with you. And he says, share this, pal, and blast the fucking gold with a flamethrower, which is how gold works. Somehow it makes it disappear. Yeah. Magic. Well, yeah the four the force. The force.
01:29:30
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So it burned the magic off, and the gold just went back to the land that the leprechauns live in, and it's for grabs. think the gold has a really low melting point. So as soon as the gold is melted, the magic has nowhere to stay.
01:29:41
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There you go. And then the leprechaun miraculously bursts into flame and starts spinning around. But there is some magic left in this gold because, yeah, they light this little person stuntman on fire, put him on wires, and swing him around this room. Which know wasn't Warwick. Yeah, no shit, right? I'm gobbling this scene I'm just like, yes, flying fire dummy. This actually might be the best scene in the movie because...
01:30:07
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It's not a dummy. This is a dude because kicking and screaming. Oh, yeah. So you've got a dude on fire being thrown around on wires. it. And then crashes to the ground. You've got a very... A dude on fire being thrown around by wire. Yeah, I know. I heard it and I was like, damn it, did it. Just do it with an Irish accent. It makes it so much better. A dude on fires flying around on wires. There you go. Kick your tires. And he crashes to the ground.
01:30:27
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And run over my tires. And something, something, loud. Liar. Liar. I can't freestyle limerick like Jack. But when it crashes down, this is an amazing looking flaming skeleton.
01:30:42
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like And then when the fire goes out, I expected the shitty plastic skeleton we've seen in other things. We actually have like this really good looking nasty goopy skeleton with smoke coming it. is where all the money went. To the fire stunt leprechaun.
01:30:59
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It's Irish. Our skeletons are disgusting. Have you seen the amount of potatoes we eat? And then Scott changes back to people form. Oh, thank God. And Tammy stole one piece of gold. And I'm like, that's not how the leprechaun works. You know, I was hoping for is like because they they come out the casino with the one piece or come out where she didn't steal it. was still in her jacket. Right. But now he tied this universe.
01:31:22
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Which the medallion was just left out of play after yeah it was like used to thrown in on like once her jacket was thrown off the medallion and the coin were right next to other. Throw medallion into the coins. That's how you get rid of it.
01:31:35
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Right? That would have been better. Oh, because he's counting his gold and he pulls out the medallion by accident and he melts. Yeah. I would have loved for them like because she has this one now, which is just a way to bring him back.
01:31:47
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And she's like, what do you want? Like, what do you wish for? It's like, oh, I i already have everything I want. Throw that shit away, dude. but She did. She tossed it into the fucking fountain. Throw it in a fire. Exactly. She just tossed it.
01:31:58
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So it leaves it open for a sequel. We know there's at least three more direct sequels. However, none of them have anything do with that. No. I wish this coin was in the bottom of the ocean covered in cement. I've solved it.
01:32:10
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There you go. That coin... was found by somebody, ended up getting melted down to help make a microchip that was on the spaceship that's in Leprechaun 4, which is where the Leprechaun in space comes from.
01:32:23
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Ow! There you go. You solved it. Same director, so there you go. Exactly. Shared universe. Shared universe, dude. And then we end with Scott trying his worst to do a fucking Casablanca. This is his best. yeah This is the beginning of a pitiful friendship.
01:32:42
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like this is like Like, that's not the voice guy. Yeah. No. I'd rather you go do your Elvis. like Which is, by the way, what he said to Louie when we also took the plane. So now he's saying, like, oh, cool, we're going be buddies.
01:32:55
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Yeah. Did you friend zone her? Yeah. You just friend zone her? Yes. What's your magician friend up to? Yeah. This could be the beginning of a beautiful fuck ship. What'd you say? Oh, I'd drive one those. Around the horn.
01:33:08
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So we do recommendations. We'll start with our guest, Vern. Do you recommend this movie to the fair listeners? um I will say, if you know what you're getting into, its it knows what it is. It's not great, but it...
01:33:20
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leans into the comedy and makes fun of itself. So it's self-referential. If you like that, you'll like this movie. I love that. Let's go clockwise. I give it three out of three shillelaghs and I don't mean maybe. I fucking love this movie. and I don't mean the one with Rudy. No, this is fucking awesome.
01:33:35
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I was a little apprehensive to watch it by myself because like this is one that we should have gotten together for. Yeah. Or so I thought. But you had a wedding. So and you ruined everything. um I did buy it.
01:33:47
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Because when it came up, i was like, fuck, that's only $1 more. i don't know if I should. And I was like, eh, whatever. So glad you did. You you know you own Catwoman, dude. what i What's your life? So I think it was about 20 minutes into this movie where i was like, I'm happy I bought this. like This is going to be, if nothing else, background with music on.
01:34:07
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But also watching it. But you can only listen to hip hop because it has to rhyme. That's true. I'll drink some. How about you? I honestly. think Wonderful.
01:34:19
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um I loved it. I loved it so much. i was sitting here and like my phone was going off. My boss was talking to me and I'm just like and off. And I.
01:34:31
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I thought, it's like like Vern said, it it knows what it is. And you could tell work was having a blast. yeah. It was a lot of fun. i think I like it better than number one.
01:34:43
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Oh, for sure on that. Agreed. It was a lot of fun. She likes it better than number one. got to do with an Irish I don't know your rhyme. It was lot of fun. think I liked it better than number one. Fuck yeah. Nice. Nice.
01:34:54
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night um So I watched these movies, all these movies a couple years ago, and I did like a ranking. But it broke you. It did. This was my lowest rated one at the time.
01:35:04
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oh I gave it a half a star. I was like, fuck this movie. damn wow but Oh, it's got three stars for me. came right after number two, which was really bad also. who was working And I was like, what is happening in these movies? And why am I doing this to myself? So I was angry.
01:35:17
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Watching this movie completely independently of the other movies, it's a light you recommend in what we were saying. Like, if you know what you're in for. Yeah. If you know, if you're wanting to watch a movie that's not a horror movie, but it knows that it's supposed to be. It's zero horror. It's a full recommend. If you don't believe it, blow it out your rear end. Let me say, ah Truck's girlfriend, V, would watch this.
01:35:40
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It's not scary for her. Oh, okay, that's why. That's why. Yeah. yeah I was like, there's not nearly enough 1920s flapper girls in this. Nah, see? No one talks like this, huh, fella?
01:35:51
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Maybe they went to the old New York, New York casino. There was a Casablanca reference, though. for the For the scare factor, zero scare factor that our friend would watch this. Yeah.
01:36:01
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So that is the end, unfortunately, of Hallow 3 and Horror Fest. Ow, ow.
01:36:08
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It was not as miserable of a month as I thought it going to be. Not at all. I had a blast with every one of these movies. I was like, this is a stupid idea. but We're going to be so mad. No, it's a stupid idea. This was, okay. We had Sky Timber.
01:36:20
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Fucking radical. Banging Banging delivery. We had Hallow Threen. Stupid idea. Banging delivery. What are we getting for November? For November, it's my 40th birthday. Yeah, it is. So I'm going to make you guys watch some shit.
01:36:34
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Oh, man. Do we have to do family movie time? Where we all just the night before go over to Jack's house, watch it, and then we record the next day. okay just Sometimes we don't remember we watched.
01:36:50
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So next week we will be talking about a movie with Nicolas Cage, oh Dennis Hopper, oh and... One of the girls from Twin Peaks.
01:37:00
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Okay, of course. Whose name I was drawing. Sherilyn Fenn.
01:37:06
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Oh, God, I'm drawing a blank on her name. Laura Flynn Boyle. Shut up! Fuck! Yes. Purple star for Jack. Donna Hayward. Yes, Laura Flynn Boyle, Nicolas Cage, and Dennis Hopper in a Tarantino ripoff called Red Rock West, which was filmed in Wilcox.
01:37:26
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Is this a penis? I'm excited. But takes place in Wyoming. Oh, okay. I'm still excited. Why not? Why not? why not It's not streaming for free anywhere right now for the people who want to watch it, but it is on Amazon and Apple for four to rent, 15 to buy, or it's on Fandango at home, which I think is like the voodoo and all those things turned into that for eight bucks. Find a way to survive. Or you can be cool like me and we're not even on video. but i'm go do it good Oh, he's still reaching for the movie. It's there. Pretend that he has it. He sees it. Yeah, you'll be cool like me. He's still holding it like he's got it. And you can find ah Vinegar Syndrome or Cinematograph, one of Vinegar Syndrome sub labels put out Red Rock West on Blu-ray.
01:38:09
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Also, Umbrella put it out on Blu-ray. So it's out there floating around. I learned about this movie about two years ago from a regular of mine at the bar who's an old guy that talks about movies a lot.
01:38:20
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Never heard of it. It wasn't on Blu-ray. like it was It didn't exist as far as I was concerned. He sold me a DVD for $1 and I watched it and I was like, this is okay. I had a good time. but It was okay. And then the Blu-ray came out and I picked one up because Nick Cage and I watched it and I was like, this is so much better because I can see things.
01:38:38
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Yeah. I can see what's happening. That that DVD was one of those ones that was printed on both sides and oh yeah yeah it was so compressed. I couldn't see shit. So I was like, maybe it was okay movie. Very fun, like crime movie that to be talking about.
01:38:51
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So we'll talk about that next week. And of course we have our Patreon at patreon.com slash worst people. Uh, for $3 a month, you get your mental health month or mental mental health episode. This month's mental health episode is the good number three of a nightmare on Elm street. Three, three more years, which we had a lot of fun with. Love the bitch. Yup.
01:39:11
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Um, and that's available on HBO max and it's on, it's on Amazon and Apple for three 79 rent, 10 to buy. I'd just buy it. but yes Spoilers for that recommendation because it's Patreon. I would have spent $10 on it.
01:39:24
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I subscribed to HBO so I didn't. They just release released all the all the Nightmare on Elm Street in 4K. Buy the collection. this is This is probably my favorite nightmare. The same.
01:39:35
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I had a blast with this one. It's really, really fun. You get Larry Fish, dude. Yeah, you fucking svelte Larry Fish. The three warriors. There's a trailer going around now for the new season of The Witcher with Liam Hemsworth playing the character because ah harry Henry Cavill quit.
01:39:52
Speaker
Yeah, so he could play with Superman more. And then got denied that. henry Also, apparently he didn't like the way it was going because it's not just the same as the books. Something, something. Anyway, Liam Hemsworth looks awful. He looks like he's doing a Timu version of his brother's portrayal of Thor. But they are adding Larry Fish.
01:40:10
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Like that. So I'll be watching that fourth season. And then at the $5 level on Patreon, we have our Latchkey Vids, our television recap show about forgotten or never known television shows from the 90s.
01:40:22
Speaker
And it's episode 10 of Cop Rock, the second to last episode. No noose is good noose. That's a fun one. So go check that out. And of course, we have to thank Evasion for providing our opening and closing music. And we have to thank our good friend Vern for showing up to talk about Leprechaun because I talked to him about what movies he wanted to do.
01:40:42
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He said Tremors, and then I realized I'd already told 3CS he could be on Tremors. that This is this is a a funner movie than Tremors 3, which is not a bad movie. No, it was still fun. It's fun. Chimper 3 is not a bad time. This is a funner time.
01:40:55
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It is. More fun. Funner? but More fun. It's the funner-est. The funniest. More funner. More please. More funner-est. So thank you for coming on, Vern. Thank you, Vern. Golf clap for Vern. Golf clap for Vern. the Purple Star for getting the, you know, $55,000. Oh, yeah. Total luck. We had to have you on because it's not Disney and it's not Godzilla.
01:41:17
Speaker
Yeah. I'm not going to just shoehorn you, man. Although, that could be a party. We'll talk about it later. Until next week. Thank you guys for tuning in.
01:41:28
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I've been Derek. I'm still married to him. I'm still Jack. I'll be back. And this is Vern. There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather, they both clanged together and sparks flew out of his ass. His ass!
01:42:22
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Where'd you get that tan? Oh, Derek's house. Some naked chick gave it to me.