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HTSF Ep 67: The Book of Boba Fett Ch 5: The Return of the Mandalorian
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We're kicking off season 2.5 of The Mandalorian smack dab in the middle of The Book of Boba Fett with Chapter 5: The Return of the Mandalorian! Chapter 5 of The Book of Boba Fett, “Return of the Mandalorian,” could easily be retitled “Meanwhile, in Din Djarin’s Show…” because Boba takes the week off. After completing a bounty, he reunites with the Armorer and learns more about the Darksaber but is exiled from his covert for removing his helmet, and then trades in his old ship for a souped-up starfighter with a surprisingly nice paint job. Finally, Fennec Shand recruits him to aid Boba Fett in the upcoming conflict against the Pyke Syndicate.
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Introduction and Bryce Dallas Howard
00:00:37
Speaker
Welcome back everybody to Han Took Shots First. I'm Derek. I'm Jack. And today we're talking about the Manda. Wait. No. We're talking about the Book of Boba Fett. Kind That's right.
00:00:48
Speaker
Chapter five, the return of the Mandalorian. Oh. Oh, yeah. Original air date, January 26, 2022, directed by a person who pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and worked hard to get where they are. Bryce Dallas Howard.
00:01:05
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. It's a good name. They should they should see about seeding that family in Hollywood. And it's not the first time or the last time we talk about her because she did a couple episodes of Mando, ah Sanctuary, and The Heiress. She did an episode of Skeleton Crew, and it looks like she's doing two episodes of Ahsoka Season 2. Oh, okay.
00:01:27
Speaker
I mean, she does she did really well. Oh, look. There's her name. hi um She did really well with the episode that first introduced Bo-Katan and the other two of her ow ah night owls.
00:01:41
Speaker
Yeah. Because Sanctuary was where we met um the now deceased Gina Carano. And then the Heiress is where we met Bo-Katan. So, I mean, yeah she's done good with
Mando's Meatpacking Plant Adventure
00:01:55
Speaker
the stuff. And the Skeleton Crew episode she did was ah Zero Friends Again.
00:02:01
Speaker
Which was a later one, which I think was right right around when Jude Law pissed everybody off and betrayed everyone. it's when KD splits up with ah Fern and they go separate ways.
00:02:12
Speaker
She's like, I want to be back to zero friends again because her shit's all rusting and whatnot. Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. That's good one. We tease her about the Nepo shit because we're just who we are, but she's very capable.
00:02:24
Speaker
Well, it's not because we're bitter or jealous. No, not at all. I've never been bitter or jealous. I'm upset you would say something like that. I'm jealous of your jealous that you can even think things like that. And written again by Jon Favreau and maybe that other guy, Noah Kluwer.
00:02:39
Speaker
Kluwer. Kluwer. I don't like It's like a bad villain. So we start out and we're introduced right into Mando at this Clatoonian meatpacking plant.
00:02:49
Speaker
Yeah. They aren't packing Clatoonian meat. Well, we don't know that, dude. Well, they might be. I mean, we don't know what they're doing behind those curtains, man. We don't judge cultures. You know, maybe. They could be all kinds of meat. Yeah. um How do you feel about the design of this area? Because I remember being like a thing when it came out. Everyone's like, they're wearing like newsy hats and like fucking do-rags and like, i don't know, kind of R stuff.
00:03:11
Speaker
i I had no problem with it. i don't know. Maybe because that's what it just, I just thought of, you know, any like, uh, bounty hunter or criminal movie where people are just like going in and to a meatpacking plant and there's a bunch of big fucking Stallone types around there just throwing meat around and chopping stuff up. Well, he's not throwing it, dude. He's punching it, uppercutting it, giving it jabs, chasing chickens out of the back of the meatpacking plant. I don't mean he's working there. I just mean like buff Italians is basically what I'm a way to really put them in a hole. Wait, so are clatoonians the Italians of space?
00:03:47
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. That's why they always got hanging salamis, um cheeses, and they're, you know, crime families. that's what they've That's what they've been reduced to in the Star Wars galaxy. Because when they came to this galaxy from their own, they were put into ah the worst jobs and they couldn't pull themselves up without some sort of illegal behavior.
00:04:08
Speaker
Oh, okay. Because people were racist against dogfaces. Yeah, yeah. They said they all look alike, you know, them and the other dogfaces. That's what this guy says right here, because Mando goes in looking for Cabo Baez. Yeah.
00:04:23
Speaker
And it's just ah it's very funny kind of back and forth. He's like, why do you think he's here? Tracking fob. Well, um i'm good at him I don't see anybody around here who I don't I don't think I see him here. i do fucking bounty puck. Same piercings and everything Yeah, and then that's when the guy's like That doesn't look anything like me So that's him just literally being like Are you saying we all look alike, sir? Yeah Oh, I get it Once you've seen one clatoon you, you've seen them all Yeah, real fucking cool, Mando You know what, I think I met you years ago No, just some other idiot in a Mandalorian helmet See, how
Darksaber's Challenges and Backstory
00:04:56
Speaker
does that feel? That stings, doesn't it?
00:04:57
Speaker
Hey, what's up, Boba Fett? Oh, sorry, you just look so much alike That's right. He is his own dad. It's like that stupid family guy skit where Peter's in Tokyo or something. or No, he's in like a Chinatown or something, and he's just going to every person like, oh, my God, you're Jackie Chan. Oh, my God, you're Jackie Chan. And then Jackie Chan comes up to him, and he goes, yes, nice to meet a fan. Oh, my God, you're Ethan Hawke.
00:05:25
Speaker
ah Yeah, I mean, we all do look alike except for the red hair. If I put red hair on you or you put a hat on me, nobody would be able to tell the difference. Got to get a Hawaiian shirt.
00:05:38
Speaker
I got one. All right. Well, we're going to step those rookie numbers up. I just have to sew some pockets to it. When you say you have one, you have one for each day of the week. Did you not finish speaking? No, no, just one.
00:05:49
Speaker
For each day of the week? I mean, I could wear it every day. All right. Now we're back in. I don't shower or clean my clothing. So shower with your clothes on.
00:06:00
Speaker
He gives these guys a chance. He's like, hey, and and anybody here walk out that door? I've got no quarrel with you. And that's when the Clatoonian guy's like, I think you're surrounded, motherfucker. And he gives us our his line. I can bring you in warm or I can bring you in cold.
00:06:16
Speaker
Yeah, and then fucking whips out the dark saber and starts fucking chopping dudes in Well, I like that because he he goes for his fucking, is it a Walter, I think? that Whatever it is. He goes for his gun. Clatoonian's like, bite.
00:06:27
Speaker
Just fucking chomps his hand. And I was expecting him to like reach over and grab newspaper and just be whap. No, we don't bite guests. If you don't want the whole universe to say, look at those dog people, don't fucking bite people in a fight. Why do you always reduce to dog people? were roop Sorry, mailman was going by. What I was saying is, why do you always reduce us to dog people? You're peeing on my leg right now.
00:06:49
Speaker
Your friend is behind me, humping me. Your pee is awfully warm. It's going to get cold. I can pee on you warm, or I can pee on you cold. Oh, that's weird.
00:07:01
Speaker
But yeah, it is a pretty cool fight scene against all these dudes. But like it literally ends with him just slicing this entire dude in half. It's brutal for a Disney. First he stabs him with like his little vibro blade, throws that motherfucker up on the table, and then is like, all right, say goodbye to your desk and your the thing that connects your upper and lower half, that's gone.
00:07:25
Speaker
that Your torso? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think I just felt like there's some magical thread that keeps our bodies together. I'm not a scientist. And he cut that magical thread. It's gone.
00:07:37
Speaker
And then, like, they have all the workers in there just watching the the little cooler curtain things that are closed, the plastic curtains. And, like, you just see the sword come back out. and there's, like, a swift move. And he comes out with a sack that's just got oh probably a head in it.
00:07:51
Speaker
i mean, we know we know it is, but he never says it's a head. so Yeah, because that would be disturbing after you watch him chop a man's middle threads off. um I do want to talk about the saber, though, because during the fight we see it starting to be, like, awkward and heavy.
00:08:07
Speaker
Yeah. And he ends up like cutting himself pretty fucking bad on an exposed part of his thigh. Yeah. Yeah. Because he's there are parts where he going to swing it around and it's dragging on the ground.
00:08:17
Speaker
Yeah. Because at first I was like, wasn't there a whole thing with it being heavy? Because it's been a while since I've seen this. And then you see it right there. so So it's kind of what George Lucas was toying with in the first place, which is one of the reasons that episode four, New Hope.
00:08:31
Speaker
lightsaber battles kind of slower and clunkier. There's a couple reasons, but one is George was still playing with the idea of it being like claymores, very heavy and very hard to wield, especially for non-force users. And we kind of get a little bit of this in Rebels um when Sabine Wren has a darksaber. It's not as heavy as this, but Kanan Jarrus,
00:08:50
Speaker
He's just like, no, you can't fight it You know, very much like the armor. Like, no, no, no, that's not how this works. It's in tune with you. You're in tune with it. I think there's something to do with it being a dark, ah the black blade, like it's a different kyber crystal, and it feeds off of you a little bit.
00:09:04
Speaker
or Or the armor says, it like, you've got to be in sync, man. Like sheer force. And and ah what did she say? Like, practice without insight will lead nu to nothing. So, I mean, we're starting to see it here, but this is definitely a very special lightsaber.
00:09:19
Speaker
Well, it's too late for him to learn how to use it from Donnie Yen because you made me think of that. You're like, you've got to be one with it. It's good. I am one with the Darksaber. The Darksaber is one with me. Oh, you might want to take it out, buddy.
00:09:30
Speaker
Don't let the Darksaber become one
Mando's New Mission and Covert Search
00:09:32
Speaker
with you. That's how you get dead. But i love it's all these big, tough dudes out there, and he's just like, your boss is dead. There's a bunch of money in there that's not mine. If you let me go, you can have it. And they're just kind of looking at him, and one dude runs in there, and they're all like, well, hold on. My turn, my turn. Yeah, yeah, save some for me. Well, you know, this is this is the poor working stiffs in a meatpacking factory run by Italians.
00:09:54
Speaker
You know, so they're like, fuck, you got fucking gold in there? Sweet. Also, I didn't like that guy. Oh, my God, he's missing a head. I didn't hate him. Like he doesn't tell me like there's gold in there. Oh, you didn't tell me my boss's headless body was in here. Warn him, motherfucker. I looked right down into the windpipe.
00:10:10
Speaker
Direct eye contact with his stomach contents. ah And then Mando zips off to ah Larry Niven's ring world.
00:10:21
Speaker
yeah I actually love this design of this world. Yeah, it's don't understand the science, and I don't want to, because it's it's Star Wars. doesn't it that The science doesn't matter. i don't remember a lot. I read the first Ringworld book many years ago. It's a big like sci-fi series. and yeah it was But I remember it was it was much bigger than this, and it was like... ah rotating around a ah star okay but then there's like things on the inside that move to create night kind of like in this one it's not a full ring it's like a c shape it's like your loading wheel thing that never actually touches you know yeah so like the sunlight can come through that but then as it turns it leaves like moments of darkness or something along those lines it's pretty cool though again i just i it's it's star wars i'm not here for the science i'm here for the design
00:11:08
Speaker
And I love his like awkward elevator ride with this, uh, this lady when he gets on there and he's, he's just carrying a head in a bag. i had to look up the alien name cause it's, it's not one I'm super familiar with. It didn't stick. Sorry.
00:11:21
Speaker
But i it would have only been enhanced and or ruined. But this you know it would have fit into this series because they make a lot of bad choices if he was in the elevator and it was like, girl from Ipanema. The Twi'lek from the Ryloth system is going down. I mean, Ipanema sounds like a Star Wars planet.
00:11:44
Speaker
No, it does not. It sounds like a Star Wars character. General Ipanema here. I'm ready ready to take down the empire. But it's like this lady just kind of looks down at the bag that's got the head in it, and she's just like, huh. just forward again, like no eye contact. ah He was being a bad doggie.
00:12:07
Speaker
She's like, you know I can smell that, right? Like, i know you put it in a burlap sack so we can't see what it is, but my God. It stinks. like wait How long have you had that head? Did you take a commercial flight to get here? As a matter of fact.
00:12:20
Speaker
I checked it in my overhead Like he has to go He has to go turn it into this bird monster Ishi Tibby I think That seems like a bird name Yeah we've seen one of these on Skeleton Crew It had one of the missing eyes Ishi Tibby is that right? Okay I was like recognize this thing okay Of course you have a parrot alien via pirate Oh yeah Why wouldn't Apparently That's it's name What's your boss's name? Apparently. but like he was doing this job and his entire payment is just to find out how to get to the basement, which then he just gets on an elevator and does. I'm like, couldn't you have just done this? Jump off of the ring world and use a little jet pack to go to the basement.
00:13:07
Speaker
Yeah. Because it's at the very bottom level. We see this. It's terrifying. Yeah. Yeah. I would have preferred if it was like something else like you. Where is the covert? Where is the the covenant or whatever? Covert, I think is the term. covert. Yeah. Where is it? Oh, it's on this planet. All right, cool. If it's not there, I'm going to come back. I'm going to put your head in a fucking bag.
00:13:26
Speaker
You know, now it's just like, um where is it? It's right behind you. I do like when he tells him, like, he sets the head down. He's like, I'd put that on ice if I were you. It's starting to get a little gamey.
00:13:40
Speaker
It's ripe. Yeah, because they tempt him. me He's like, dude, there's come sit down and talk to us. We'll make it worth your while. Because I'm sure you want to talk to a full best guard out Mandalorian if one of these rich sycophants and and otherwise just, you know, terrible people. Like, tell me all the people you've murdered.
00:13:56
Speaker
Me and my rich friends want to hear about all the poor people you've hunted down for bounties, you know? It's exciting. Let's talk about murders. So he he basically just takes an elevator two floors down and then follows a bunch of hidden symbols to the covert. You could have turned your hidden symbol looking visor on right away.
00:14:15
Speaker
I mean, i I'm complaining because it's just a silly thing, but it did give us a cool fight scene to start the episode. So they're like, we're bringing back Mando. We got to get him to kill some people right out of the gate. Yeah, no complaints. I mean, I'm i'm picking things apart because i'm I'm bored. That's what I do.
00:14:30
Speaker
Boba Fett hasn't been killing anybody, so let's get this guy to kill some people. Yeah. So he gets down there. It's the armorer and Paz Vizsla. And Paz Vizsla informs him that like there's only three of us left. year' And you're one of them. know, because when he said that, he's like, there's only three of us. No. I was two.
00:14:49
Speaker
oh you're counting him. Oh, shit. This is worse than I thought. I thought three plus Mando is bad. It's three with Mando. Oh, my God. So he's he's telling them all about like the Darksaber because they're asking how he got the wound.
00:15:04
Speaker
And she gives him all the background that you've already given us. like It has to be one in combat. and like Otherwise, it'll be a curse on the nation. It's good to hear it, though. Yeah. I'm just saying you gave it to us, but on the TV, on the show. Well, guess... um um Boca Tan gave us a little bit of it. Yeah. Rebels really kind of, well, no, Rebels doesn't cover it. It's what happens after Rebels. So you can see Paz Vizsla giving it like a side eye the whole time. He does a great job of selling it with a face like ah without a facial expressions. Yeah. Because you can see him like looking at like, oh, got caught peeking.
00:15:38
Speaker
You know, and it's just like this playful little look that he gives with no facial expressions, just a visor. And I'm like, that's fucking cool. That's well done. Well, and the armor recognizes that look because that's what happens every time. She's like, all right, now turn your back and hold up this blanket so I can change.
00:15:53
Speaker
ah No peeking. I'm not looking. I'm not looking. um i know you're I know you're not looking, but is that your drone that flew around the ring world to come around this side of the blanket? No.
00:16:05
Speaker
I see your little eye camera pointing backwards. Are you peeking? No. Are you your x-ray vision on? Yeah. This is the way.
00:16:18
Speaker
So, like, she's asking him about how he got it. He got it from Gideon. Did you kill him? No. I did win in combat, though, so that's cool. Yeah. And, like, the the thing i do like about this is, like, she talks a little bit more about the Mandalorian, like, um mythos about it. Yeah. Because she talks about the Mythosaur rising up to herald a new age and all this stuff. And and ah we do get a little flashback, little bit out of order here, but we get a little flashback of the the Night of a Thousand Tears. Mm-hmm.
00:16:47
Speaker
Which dude fucking cool name. Brutal dude. They're just the empire is just carpet bombing Mandalore with lasting it. Yeah. Like insane. Like you. How many nukes do you need? It's like a two city blocks and there's like 12 nukes. so i think i've talked about it before but like at the end of rebels the mantle like mandalore was free and the empire was on a decline there was a very small sect of mandalorians working for the empire think to protect right where were called so when this series started and they're like mandalorian our mandalore has been glassed we had no clue why and we had no clue how
00:17:26
Speaker
You know? So it's cool to actually see it where it's like, no, the Empire was just bitter because you were standing against them. Bo-Katan probably fucking starts uniting different clan houses because of the Black Blade, Darksaber. And I guess it wouldn't be, would it be the Emperor?
00:17:40
Speaker
He would have still been alive? Or is it Shadow Council? Either way, they're like, hey, that's dangerous. Mandalorians together are dangerous. We need them to keep fighting each other. And the armor blames it on Bo-Katan because she's like, she's a cautionary tale because she was given the dark saber.
00:17:57
Speaker
She claimed the throne of Mandalore and then look what happened. It's her fault. And like, so what the quote is, she says, ah they lost their way. We lost our world. Yep. The prophecy is true because it's because you think it is like as Mandalorians.
00:18:12
Speaker
Yeah. And yeah, like I love what you just said, by the way, like they lost their way. We lost our world. And i think it's coming up or it's right here. But she talks about like the helmet removal. She's like, we only survived because of our beliefs, you know, that cleansed all those other Mandalorians that were nonbelievers.
00:18:29
Speaker
Yeah. So getting exiled to the moon of Concordia, I think they were wherever they were getting exiled there, save their fucking sect. That sounds right. That's where they grow grapes, right? Yes. Yes. Concordia.
00:18:41
Speaker
Yeah. That's a really good Concordia grapo.
Mandalore's Fall and The Mandalorian Creed
00:18:45
Speaker
I do love to in the flashback. There's like a fucking Terminator skull beach scene with K2 units. Yep. It's like straight up. They just aren't stepping on skulls. It it it is.
00:18:57
Speaker
I only say derivative is paying them homage to or homage to. Yeah. I mean, there's there's so many things. So I always scroll through the trivia looking for anything useful. Star Wars doesn't usually have any of that. it's just a bunch of people translating our. You know what does said in our bus. But to go fuck yourself, get some push and most. And then then the rest of it for these shows especially is like, well, this is probably a reference to this. And this is a callback to that. And this is and it's like, yeah, I know I've seen those things and I'm watching the show. Nobody said that in this one. Nobody said, this is probably a reference to Terminator 2 Terminator 2. Or it the first one? Is it 2? Yeah, it is. The second one. It's when they flashback to when when there' yeah when she's telling the story, I think. Yeah, because they had more, they could do more We do see something similar in the other one, and just not with those characters.
00:19:43
Speaker
those monsters uh but it's like the flames in the background the robots with the red eyes star wars fans don't want to think that they would ever take from anything else i do like not me but like as a star wars fan the thought process is i don't want you to remind me that's terminator 2 because nothing exists in my star wars universe but that but star wars Well, like in this situation so far, we've had Ringworld and Terminator 2. So sorry, your things are referenced by Star Wars. Yeah. She also tells him because he has the Beskar spear and she's like, you know, this is things fucked up because it could actually pierce Beskar because it's made from Beskar. And Beskar is not meant for weapons. It's meant for armor. So she goes to forge it into...
00:20:26
Speaker
Something for Grogu. We don't know what. Something for a foundling. She's like, sounds good. He's like, a very specific foundling. And she's like, got it. Little tiny shit. go No, I'm talking about Grogu. Yeah, no, I knew when you said the specific foundling, I knew you were talking about, do you remember the green guy that was with me, 50-year-old child? That's who I'm speaking of.
00:20:45
Speaker
and like I mean... They don't need to reference it, I guess, but it's like that's a very large spear. And she ends up with like three dozen little tiny rings. I'm like, um I mean, I mean, the rest of it was donated. Yeah. For the new foundlings. like Yeah. Yeah. Five more foundlings.
00:21:02
Speaker
Oh, and I forgot to use this, too. I'm forgetting about pictures, but there's all that's that's all that's left is these three Mando Paz Vizsla and the armor. hey I'll be honest, man. You might got the three best.
00:21:13
Speaker
I actually did. I actually did see something that might be useful in the trivia, which was both of these episodes had a thing that said that Pedro Pascal was not available. So the stuntman played him and then he voiced it because you had talked before about not knowing when he started doing that. It's around. Seems like this is it because he couldn't show up. He couldn't show up or he was like, I'm not fucking flying out there to shoot two episodes.
00:21:37
Speaker
Yeah. i mean yeah i'm on va i'm i'm I'm in Atlanta making the The Last of Us or whatever. so um I'm unavailable. Oh, is it scheduling conflict? No. No, I'm just in my underwear and I'm not putting pants on.
00:21:50
Speaker
is What's that show called? Book of Boba Fett? Let me know it's called The Book of Mando. Get at me. I mean, it kind of is. Nope. Bye. Well, no, it's your two episodes. Two?
00:22:04
Speaker
Two? not putting pants on for two. Are they each an hour and a half? I'm not showing up. So we do have some Darksaber training, and that's what she's telling him about, because he's talking about how it's getting heavier every time he moves, and she's like, it's because you're fighting against it. She bonks him.
00:22:21
Speaker
She bonks him, dude, because she's just... Armor is one of my favorite characters in these fucking shows. She is just like ah counting what I'm assuming is Mandalorian. You know, like do this, do this, like like one and two and kind of thing. And she like ducks out of the way and he does a big swing and it's so heavy and she just whacks.
00:22:40
Speaker
right in the top of the head with her fucking hammer. She's fighting the Mandalorian with a dark saber using calipers and a fucking forge hammer. It's like, uh, um, Mr. Miyagi type training where it's like, you do some shit and he just dodges and goes, honk, live or die. ah Wrong answer, man.
00:23:01
Speaker
Oh, and I do have another, because we have a picture for those watching in the background of the Darkshaver, but I have another one that's even better, a little crisper. Because this is right when he's doing this training, or this is right when he's about to fight Paz Vizsla, which comes right Yeah, now it's about happening, but that edge is so cool and crackling. So yeah, here we are. Paz Vizsla walks up, because she's like, oh, it's heavy, and he's like, maybe it's in the wrong hands. My forefathers forged that, and I'm really fucking big, so challenge.
00:23:27
Speaker
which is legal man she's like did you accept and mando fucking stares down he's like fuck yeah they didn't say anything for sure but in the gallery they do show some like clips of them filming and stuff and there is a part where someone's holding the dark saber and like it's not all cg like that is a cool blade a hilt with a big black blade on it yeah obviously they just enhance it with cg and make it look ethereal Yeah, I think I want to say it's on that season two of gallery that we see a little bit of it. I mean, obviously, it's not going have the effects on during that.
00:23:58
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, it was the Boba Fett gallery I saw it in. It was just a quick flash, but someone was actually holding the full-on blade, and it looks almost
Mando's Exile and Departure
00:24:05
Speaker
exactly the same. It just doesn't have that otherworldly kind of um detachment from reality. Yeah, because it it is. yeah like that. Well, because I'm pretty sure i watched it last or whenever we recorded some other episodes, so I don't remember for sure. I'm pretty sure it still had like light, like it was still glowing.
00:24:21
Speaker
But in it's not in like in this case where it looks like it's not actually there but not in a bad way. It's some sort of negative zone. Yeah, exactly. It's darker than the black behind him. The black is black.
00:24:35
Speaker
It's so black it pulls in light around it or something. Ooh. I do. They do square off for their fight and he they both take off their jet packs, which I took note of because right during the training scene, she fucking knocks him off this walkway. And the only reason he's not floating around space dead is because he jet packs back up.
00:24:54
Speaker
It made me laugh so hard because he does like a full body limp. Like, Oh, here we go. it just It's knocked right off that thing. And I was like, man, I know he's coming back, but that was fucking funny. If that's how he died.
00:25:08
Speaker
i'll tear who So I just floated until I was dead. I got a line from past Vizsla. Uh, fate has brought this blade back to my clan. Now it will end your clan.
00:25:23
Speaker
I don't think that means what you think it means. Because no, because Pat's Vizsla is actually struggling harder. And I think because he's, he's like, I'm a big guy. i can handle this blade. And she says brute force will not do that.
00:25:36
Speaker
Well, cause yeah, he does get, uh, he gets the upper hand, he gets the blade and he, yeah, has trouble with it. So Mando gets him. How does he get the upper hand? He just starts grabbing Mando's head and just fucking ramming it into this pylon. Yeah.
00:25:51
Speaker
It's brutal. It's awesome because he's just such a much, much bigger guy. But this is when Mando gets fucked because I mean, of Game of Thrones. I thought that fucking Paz Vizsla was going to squish his eyes in. Speaking of Pedro Pascal, you know, but yeah, she's like, okay, cool. It's over. You won.
00:26:11
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um Hey, Paz Vizsla. Have you ever taken your helmet off? Fuck no. fuck No. What about you, Mando? Define kick off. Cricket? um ah Depends on what your definition of the word off is.
00:26:27
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i did not take off my helmet with that, Grogu. And she's like, okay, cool. Well, then you're a Mandalorian no more. So get the fudge out. um Is there like an appeal? Can I talk to a a jury of my peers? Oh, they're all dead. Oh, no.
00:26:44
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It turns out you can talk to a jury of ah the living water beneath the mines of Mandalore. Basically, go cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Yeah. that's all You know the the Prince skit from ah Dave Chappelle's show? That's all I can think of when they get into this Wash yourself in the living waters of the Mandalorian No, that's a lot, dude It's Lake Mythotaka Thank you Oh, sorry, sorry Mythotaka I misspoke ah He's like, ah that shit's been destroyed And she's like, this is the way You fucking figure it out I said what I said Them's the rules
00:27:23
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I want you to get me a shrubbery. So he's got to go fly. He's got to go fly economy class to get out of here. And like this little fucking. Did you think this was going to come to something? The weapons part?
00:27:39
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Yeah, I think. Yes, I did. i think maybe it was just like, let's give us a little bit of levity because we had some heaviness just now. Oh, no, I loved levity. Sorry, I stepped on what you were saying. No, no, I was just going to say, do you remember that little robot? Yeah.
00:27:52
Speaker
Was it Rob from Nintendo? Yes. That's what these things look like. Yes. I also think it look it might be a very similar model to the ah Star Wars Tour Disneyland ride. I think it is. I think we talked about it before on yeah one of the other things. i think it's the same the same type of robot that's steal dealing cards in the next episode, except for they put a little green visor on it so it looks like a card dealer. think it was doing the trams and skeleton crew as well.
00:28:21
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I think. Oh, yes. Yeah, that's what we talked about it on because it's flying them back and forth between the ship and the it's their little. um Yeah, I can't think of what it's called, but yeah. Yeah. Ferry tender tender boat tender boat tender boat be a good fucking game show.
00:28:39
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Get fucked or get tossed overboard. um the shove left or shove right. but After port, my friend. After port. Swipe aft. Ooh, swipe port. um The robot gun scene is great because it is levity. We did need some of that. Because, you know, he's like, i you can't come up with those weapons. I'm Mandalorian. Weapons are my religion. Cool. You can talk to the captain and I'll book you on tomorrow's flight. Talk the captain. Talk to the captain. Ask about my thighs. The gun's on my thighs. Yeah. But he does that undressing scene where it's like, well yeah, it's that classic, this gun, this knife. I can't think of a specific movie right now, but I've seen it so many times where it's just like, okay, take all the weapons out of your pockets. And it's just like, it's like watching Rambo two in reverse when he starts taking everything out instead of putting everything in. That's all it is. It actually might be a hotshots thing where it's like taking stuff off and it's just weapons clunking on the ground. And it's like, there's a mace and there's like a new, if it's not that it's Austin powers. Yeah.
00:29:41
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but He's just pulling out so many little weapons and like each of those little cartridges on his fucking bandolier and whatnot. like Emptying those little way whistling birds. like How annoying. I got reload those later. He even has to undo his cord, like the the grappling line. What the fuck are going to do? you hijack a boat with paracord? Well, I don't think anybody thought you to hijack a plane with a box cutter. Yeah.
00:30:06
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That's true. Maybe they've they've had a space 9-11 by this time. so yeah Yeah, space Boonta. Speaking of annoying, he's flying fucking economy class, like I said. and there's no shit, there's 11 to be the fucking Death Stars.
00:30:23
Speaker
Oh, well. There's two of them. I guess people some people cared. Well, no matter what, you like maybe you had friends and family on there. you like, the Empire sucks, but I did just lose a bunch of friends.
00:30:35
Speaker
Every one of my cousins had been conscripted and they're all dead. I dodged it by going to Space Canada. They were a bunch of maggas make the ah i don know the megas.
00:30:48
Speaker
They were a bunch of megas make the empire good again. Just run around my space truck on Tatooine. You know what I'm saying? Just ah sniping out some scumprats. Little womper here there.
00:31:01
Speaker
but likes Just trying to go skugholing.
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Peli Modo and the N-1 Starfighter
00:32:58
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Help support this crazy endeavor. Thank you. Thank you. Speaking of annoying, though, this little Rodian kid sitting in front of him just turned around staring him in eyes. You didn't baby Greedo. No, I remembered because I was watching it. I was like, I wonder if Derek's going to be like, look at this little baby Greedo. Well, I recently edited an episode, the first episode of the series. So I remembered. Stop being so racist. Give me like a till the next series. I'll say baby Greedo again.
00:33:27
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Yeah. And you know what? If you want to say dog people for Clatoonians, they act that way. So. Yeah, fuck him. Yeah. I'll fuck Clatoonian style.
00:33:40
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But he he gets all four he gets to Tatooine. Well, before we see him there, we cut to Tatooine. And I went to Tatooine again. Remember how this fucking this whole universe started with a planet where nothing ever happens? Now we go back to Tatooine every year.
00:33:56
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ah Well, it's just so it's a backwater that didn't matter until it did. Yeah, now it only matters. Rey Skywalker buried a lightsaber there, I'm sure. that might have been Jakku.
00:34:10
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Yeah, that was a different desert planet. Sure. You're saying all deserts look the same? Yep. Yep. I absolutely am. It's like when people talk to people from where we are, Arizona, and they're like talking about sand dunes and shit. And i'm like, not here.
00:34:26
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Different. than we are dude We have them in Arizona. Yeah. Kind of. It's mostly California. as yeah I was going to say it's where Arizona and California hug. Yeah. um But it starts with dirt.
00:34:39
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This little baby droid getting munched up by this womp rat. so It's some form of BD unit, and it's so fucking cute. It is one of my favorite droid designs. BD1 is in the video game Jedi Survivor and Jedi Outcast.
00:34:54
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ah with Cal Kestis. Yeah, I remember that little guy Super fucking cute. Like, as soon as I played that game, I was like, I love this droid. They designed it off of mostly a bird, and you can see that, and a little bit of dog attitude. But, you know, at one point when somebody's talking to it, it's doing, like, the double walkie, like, bird thing, you know, like, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka. I mean, it's basically, okay, as I say, it's basically binoculars with legs. It is so stinking cute and personable.
00:35:20
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Lego has released a set that I want to buy. I'm just waiting it for not to be so many hundreds of dollars. Dude. For that thing? Yeah. Hundreds of dollars for like a Death Star or a Millennium Falcon. Sure.
00:35:34
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For that thing? That's like a $25 Lego set. I think it went down to like $150 and I'm like, eh, close. We're getting there. Yeah, you only got about 90% to go before I'm interested. ah Oh, you know what? I bet you um you probably haven't been to been to Disneyland in a long time, right?
00:35:53
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No, no, not since I was a teenager. Last time I was there, which was 2021, want to say, they had the Build Your Lightsaber shop, which was awesome, but they had to build a droid shop, and you could build either R2 unit or a BB unit.
00:36:10
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I bet you you can do a BD unit now. yeah I'm building R2, dude. Oh, I went BB. Because I'm like, I don't want another astromech. There's only one, and I can't. I'm not going to build him. He exists.
00:36:24
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You could make R2D9.
00:36:28
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nine R2 don't. R2D0NT. R2D's nuts. but We have Palimodo here. getting trying to The womp rat is trying to eat her, which is yeah pretty great. That's a pretty womp rat. It's a classic. like it's the It's the Jaws or or Ace Ventura. thing like She's standing there and she's like, look, guys, womp rat's not even back here. What are all you little droids afraid of? my God. It's not womp rat. It's not womp rat.
00:37:00
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Do not go in there. Woo! Dude, I actually love her. Peli Modo is a character great. Amy Sedaris playing her is... Perfect.
00:37:12
Speaker
She's so like, it's a very heavy first half of this episode. And then it's just her hamming it up for the second half. And I, I'm here for it. I was going to say, I don't know if that's a complaint or not.
00:37:24
Speaker
And I'm glad to hear it's not because i don't, I love it. Well, it's like right away. Mando saves her and he's like, I got your message. And she's like, what message? She's like, you said you found a new ship. She's like, Oh yeah, sure. yeah the ship I know what I'm talking about. Shut up. i Listen, I know what message I sent. You don't have to test me.
00:37:40
Speaker
I definitely didn't drink a whole bunch that night and just call you and say, I found a ship. Bring the little guy. i want to see a little guy. i remember. i remember calling you. i told you to stop letting me drunk dial. I can't. I can't hollow after I've been drinking. i sent people a message about the little green kids. I told it was. I told him that thing was so cute. I wanted to put in the dishwasher. i don't know what that means.
00:38:04
Speaker
Well, and like he gives her money for for the ship before he even sees it. And she's like, I'm going to count it. Not because I don't trust you. i just want to make sure you didn't pay me too much. But it's almost like a Rodney Dangerfield. Hey, not because I don't trust you. just want to make sure you don't overpay me. You know?
00:38:19
Speaker
Look at that. Skug holes. But it's this like busted ass and one star fighter. I want once still in my panties. is It's this really busted and one star fighter that literally has like a rat's nest in it and shit. And like, yeah, she's like she's giving him the hard sell. And this is obviously. And of course, the trivia pointed out before I read that I saw the episode.
00:38:41
Speaker
This is obviously like an American graffiti kind of reference for In brain right now, wanted to ask, like, was there trivia about this? Because, yeah, every nerd was like, I'm going to type it in first. Did you know this references George Lucas's love for hot rods and modifying cars? Yeah.
00:38:56
Speaker
Yeah, I knew that because i I know about George Lucas. You know how I knew that? Because I saw them hot rodding and modifying this N1 Starfighter. And I've heard of George Lucas. Yeah. I do like to see a lot like we're being we're being dicks about the people putting this as trivia. But I like this scene, dude.
00:39:12
Speaker
Well, it's a fun like montage. Like, so first. As soon as she's like, she's like, look, let me put this thing together. I'll show you how fucking cool it is. She like screws, like pulls one like, like wrench movement. And then she's like, you know, it'd be a lot quicker if you helped. And he's like, yeah, I bet it would. All You don't go a lot quicker. Have these droids help you because they're a pit crew.
00:39:31
Speaker
How about I go sit there and lay down for an hour and a half? but She's got a pit crew made up of of three stooges. What was was his name? Ben Stiller's fake movie from ah Tropic Thunder.
00:39:45
Speaker
Oh, Simple Jack. Simple Jack. That's her fucking pit crew. These guys are fucking useless. yes You got three simple droids. you know You never go pit droid. You're going to have a full um ah The Jawas show up with this... I'm the droid playing the droid that's playing the other droid!
00:40:06
Speaker
um The Jawas show up with a ah Turbonic Venturi power assimilator Which is a funny thing to hear Amy Sedaris say It's even funnier when you're watching the gallery thing Because they show that scene from like A behind the scenes camera So it's just like Amy Sedaris walking in and saying that Then you can kind of see her face like What did I just fucking say? You can write this shit, you can't say this shit it It's such a sci-fi-y word It's kind of a nice little Oh, go ahead No, go ahead. You first.
00:40:37
Speaker
Oh, no. I was just going to say, it's a nice little... view into how the jaw was work. Cause we know they steal shit. Like they, they strip shit, but she's like, yeah, he's like, how the fuck did they have this? And she's like, well, cause I asked him for it. I gave him, I give them a list. They show up with stuff. Where do they get it? I don't ask. They don't tell. Like, see I'm glad you went first. Cause I was, i was just going to talk about how she fucked a jaw. Well, that's the, that's my next note. I dated a jaw once. Very furry, very furry, quite furry, lot of problems. So now we've never, my vagina was spitting out hairballs. Oh,
00:41:11
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Cool. First of all, bro, disgusting. Second of all, send me that link. I would check that out for sure. and We've had a lot of speculation, and especially that legends are no longer canon. They're legends um of what Jawas look like. And we're taking a bit of a stance here because I think the old school theory, i'm not theory, it was that, oh, fucking Tusken Raiders and Jawa derived from the same...
00:41:37
Speaker
subspecies or species and then when the planet got glass by the rakatans half went into caves half went into hiding half went you know what i mean like they they split and they grew apart genetically and it was always theorized that jawas look like rats i think we're starting to get that Yeah.
00:41:54
Speaker
I mean, it's interesting because I always read the hood with the red eyes as like they just got dark hoods and we can't see their face. Yeah. But here, and I don't know if it's just because the way it's shot or whatever, like when you see them from the side and they're talking to Mando, it's a full black...
00:42:11
Speaker
Like covering. I think what you said first was what was going to be. And that's how I always took it to especially the original trilogy, like a new hope. You're like yeah, there's just it's a completely black shadow face with orange glowing eyes. Not anymore now because of books and stuff. Those are actually like lenses they look through to protect their eyes because they're cave dwellers.
00:42:34
Speaker
Okay. So this these are these are their version of like sunglasses now. So I'm fine with it. Doesn't Obi-Wan move into a Jawa cave or they move into his cave or something like that? ah Jawa visits his cave.
00:42:47
Speaker
Oh, maybe that's thinking. And in Mandalorian season one, when he gets his ship ripped apart, he's on a different planet than Tatooine. And those Jawas have a lot more yellow eyes than they are orange.
00:42:58
Speaker
Or am I thinking of opposite? Either way, it was a different color or shade. Yeah, I remember talking about that. Yeah. and um but So it's a big hot rod montage of like, bra coach working on stuff, building stuff. There's a few little funny moments like she's talking about how she put Nas in there and she's like, if you hit this button, you're going to evacuate your exhaust manifold, if you know what I'm saying. No, I don't. Am I going to blow up?
00:43:24
Speaker
It's to make you shit your pants. Oh, OK. I'm down. I'm sure there's a poop tube in this, right? Did you build this with a poop tube? and And the Jawas bring them this ah something something cooling rod. And you would know better than me. probably is this in the trivia?
00:43:39
Speaker
i did episode i kind of i kind of stopped with the trivia. Good. I got about halfway through. But it looks like the one that Han Solo uses in the the trash compactor. This is not trivia. That's called an Easter egg.
00:43:51
Speaker
Well, that's kind of for Star Wars. That's kind of all the trivia has become. It's like, here's an Easter egg. I noticed. Did you? And I'm like, get a YouTube channel, dude. If I want to see Easter eggs, I'll watch your fucking video.
00:44:03
Speaker
Boom.
00:44:05
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Yeah, i I think there was a bunch on this episode and I went about halfway through and then I was like, I don't care anymore. Done.
00:44:14
Speaker
That's it. I'm out. But it is this scene is just kind of a reminder that you are watching Book of Boba Fett because it's like, where'd you get this cooling rod thing? And they're like, she's like, oh, they stole it while these fucking pikes were refueling. By the way, you know the pikes are becoming a big problem here on Tatooine and they're kind of just running shit?
00:44:33
Speaker
The law doesn't even do anything about it Just to remind you that you're watching Book of Boba Fett and the pikes will be important by the last episode. Now they're affecting me and my other show.
00:44:45
Speaker
So he he takes the thing up for a test drive. I mean, it's a cool like again, hot rod kind of scene where he like goes around like running his hands on the lines of the ship. Yeah. don't know if you know this, but when he takes it to beggars, can you that's where the pod race was in episode one of Phantom Menace. Actually, yeah, I mean, he says beggars. She says beggars canyons. so That makes sense. But I did notice that the the guardrail thing on that ramp that Anakin jumps on is still there and it's still smashed. Yeah. Who's fixing that? did you know like They have houses built into these cliffs very much like and a lot of Native Americans in Arizona, like the cliff dwellings. Imagine how pissed you'd be. This thing fucking rips through your canyon. Just all. who
00:45:26
Speaker
Oh, I know. I've got these like 17 year olds who live in the neighborhood. I know exactly how pissed I'd be. I got a rooster across the alley that I'm gonna murder. and Whitney was just telling me about that. I haven't slept in days.
00:45:38
Speaker
I mean, I've had chicken. I don't think I've ever had roosters. Let's find out what that tastes like, Fred. I'll feed you some cock.
00:45:50
Speaker
um It's a bunch of Star Wars slang here because he's zipping around and he's like, dang, Farrakh, it's fast. And she's like, is it smooth? and he's like, has a gonk scomp jack. ah What? So apparently gonk droids don't have the same little scomp as r two they got They don't have a scomp link. They have a scomp jack.
00:46:07
Speaker
Oh, because they got the receptor. They're bottoms. Okay. Yeah. Gonk. Gonk. What's your safe word? Gonk. Well, this is going to be weird. Gonk. Oh, I'll stop. Gonk. Oh, okay. I'll stop.
00:46:24
Speaker
So, yeah, he's taking it for a test run. He good zips around the planet, takes it up into space. Oh, I did want to mention, too, the hot rod thing is really nailed in here because... That fucking whatever the words I said earlier that Amy Sedaris had to say, Turbonic Venturi power assimulator assimilator yeah is sticking out of the hood of this fucking thing. like um And when he when he starts it up, it's just rattling around, dude. It's the same place. the same big ass fucking blower that Harrison Ford's character had on in American Graffiti. I mean, it's that same look of that 57 Chevy. It's just a sleek ass in one to boost starfighter that might have been piloted by a young Anakin Skywalker spinning. That's a good trick.
00:47:04
Speaker
yeah You know, it's funny. Speaking of American graffiti ah girl, I dated in high school. i i don't think her dad liked me that much because he's a dad and I get it. You have a penis. But he like I thought at one point i was like, oh, we can bond because we both like George Lucas because he would watch American graffiti all the time. and he He had a fucking car that he had all souped up and took out to the drag strips and did like the official races and all this stuff.
00:47:29
Speaker
So I tried talking to him about George Lucas and he was like, I like American graffiti.
00:47:36
Speaker
Darren's over here talking THX And he's like nope Nope American graffiti You want to talk Willow the fuck I do Does Willow drive a hot rod let me ask you a question Does Willow drive a hot rod I didn't think so If he did it'd be a lot cooler if he did a lot cooler if he did Watch the leather there He zips around
Mission Setup and Future Teasers
00:47:58
Speaker
in space Gets pulled over by some space cops And And ah this was the this was the only useful thing I saw in the trivia, which I think is what you were about to say, that Max Lloyd Jones is the X-Wing pilot, ah Lieutenant Reed, who does most of the talking here. And he was the body double for Luke in the the last episode of Mando. Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:19
Speaker
Yeah, because he's doing this whole like, all right, send your transponder thing. It says here your ship model and your propulsion system don't match up. And he's like, shit, we just fucking built this bitch. I'm taking her for a dirty little dry dry run. um Send your pen over. Don't have one.
00:48:37
Speaker
get Get ready to relinquish control. We're taking you in. And you hear a voice like, I don't know, man. We we may not need to. And it's Carson Tava. Yeah. You know, he's like, we'll let this one slide. Also, your voice is really familiar. Used to drop a razor crest involved in a little Imperial remnant party.
00:48:56
Speaker
think you got the wrong guy. Yeah. Yeah, you get the wrong guy. What's this button do? you home Yeah, because he's like, you would you mind coming in to answer some questions? ah And he said, dude, the fucking read is like, how the fuck did he get his hyperdrive activated? It didn't power up. He's like, whoa, that was Sublight Kid. he just He just expanded upon his underwear. What did she say? His exhaust manifold just...
00:49:25
Speaker
Whatever I just emptied his exhaust manifold. I didn't realize that he had hit the nitrous, though, because there was no camera that went through the pedal and then all the tubes and stuff and then into the engine through the pistons. So how was I supposed to know? He's just peeling out family.
00:49:45
Speaker
Yeah, I guess he didn't have a Corona. No, he had a he had a. ah Cerveza Cristal! Cerveza Cristal!
00:50:00
Speaker
Cerveza Cristal! Look up Cerveza Cristal Star Wars. Star Wars. You will not be disappointed.
00:50:12
Speaker
i have something to give you. it belonged to your father. Cerveza Cristal! It's not even like a fake. like It looks like it'd be a fake thing. But it's not. Yeah.
00:50:26
Speaker
Somebody paid got paid a lot of money and a lot of cocaine to do that. It's good work if you can get it.
00:50:35
Speaker
um So he gets back to Pellimoto's shop. Fennec Shand is there. We need some muscle. She tosses him some money. He's like, tell Boba Fett it's on the house. But first, I have to pay a visit to a little friend. Am I being clear that it's Grogu? I feel like people don't. When I say a little friend, does everyone understand it's k Grogu, right?
00:50:54
Speaker
Fucking ah Al Pacino, say hello to my little friend. h Hey, um I don't know why, but Al Pacino told me to say hi to you, baby. Say hello to my little friend. He does the hand thing. Hey, baby, do the hand thing.
00:51:10
Speaker
Oh. Hooah! oh And I'm just not on top of it today, but right before we sign off, I do have a picture of the completed N1 Starfighter there. I like it. Keep it up there for a second. I like it stripped down. They sanded off the majority of the color. A little bit of yellow. Which I remembered more yellow, which is why when watched the trailer for their movie, I thought maybe they had done a little smash-up.
00:51:31
Speaker
That seems less likely now. So, here's the crux, though. This is a great fucking ship for starfighting, and it would be great for a Jedi. This motherfucker is going to get a blood clot.
00:51:46
Speaker
blood clot He is going to be sitting in that thing because we know that hyperspace still takes time. Yeah. Like you got it, dude. That fucking razor crest was perfect for a bounty hunter.
00:51:57
Speaker
Well, and I think the show was going to take it a different place because I think everybody knows this is we're spoiling things like just you should have watched. this is i think is where they were going to have him not be a bounty hunter i think he was going to be more of the mandalorian go help bo-katan creed go help like go redeem himself in the waters of lake mythotaka and then be like the titular mandalorian but then powers that be not just kathleen kennedy all those fucking high ups all of them were like no you're not going to have a season without grogu bring him back he's doing this
00:52:35
Speaker
Yeah, because that was season three. So muddy. That was my thought was because like she she says she took the droid port out because he didn't like doesn't not a big fan of droids. There's that little spot where we know that eventually Grogu gets to sit.
00:52:47
Speaker
But like he jumps in and he goes to fight around. I'm like, this is cool and all. And yes, it's fast. Yes, you're going outrun shit. Yes, it's it's a starfighter. Yeah, it's not a gunship. It's a starfighter. What's he need that for?
00:52:57
Speaker
Where are you putting your bounties? Are you I can bring you in more. Actually, I can't. I'm going to take your head. I was just going to say he learned from this one. He's like, I could put like eight heads in that droid port.
00:53:09
Speaker
ah Eight heads in a droid port. I've seen that movie. Eight heads in a duffel port. ah But that's it for this week's episode. you any final thoughts?
00:53:21
Speaker
Yeah, when she's having him take off, I would not be standing in front of these fucking guns. I was just like, this is a brand new ship for him. it would have been so dark humor, but it have great for her to be like, all right, give it a lift. And he pulls back and it just launches guns at her. Like, whoa, she's a red mist now. Blow away that little BD droid or one of those pit droids. All right, back in.
00:53:45
Speaker
Leave BD alone, dude. It's my fucking new favorite droid type. ah ah You mean not not the speak and spell droid from what was it? Skeleton Crew? Yeah. Oh, God. What was that called? Like Echo or something? that's Worst droid ever. It was a fucking iPad with a couple attachments.
00:54:08
Speaker
Alexa is smarter than that. It was a Gen 1 iPad. It's a shuffle. So that's it for this week. We will be back next week to talk about the Mandalorian. God damn it.
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The Book of Boba Fett, Chapter 6. Boba Fett. From the desert comes a stranger. I'm not a stranger, but I know my own name.
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And you can check out our Patreon at patreon.com slash worst people where you can get these episodes early and ad free uncut when it's the long ones. So just go to patreon.com slash worst people. It's only $3 a month to get the Star Wars stuff, guys. And there's a bunch of other shit there, too. So you should check all that. It's a fun time and it helps us out. I mean, we appreciate everybody that does everything.
00:54:51
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Oh yeah, definitely. And speaking of appreciating people, we appreciate McGillagorilla for supplying our opening and closing music for on took shots first band for our patrons soundtrack.
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Yeah. And he is a patron member. Yeah. So he's cool enough to do it. Aren't you? That's it for this week. I've been Derek. I'm Jack. And that'll really tighten your exhaust port.
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Run, run, run, run. I can be a backpack while you run. Run, run, run, jump.