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Ep 181: Stalked By My Doctor: Patient's Revenge
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Derrick's love for bad Lifetime movies and Eric Roberts has been well-documented, and this one is the third entry in the gloriously unhinged Lifetime thriller series starring Eric Roberts as the disturbingly charming Dr. Albert Beck. After narrowly escaping justice yet again, Beck becomes the target of his former victim Sophie, who sets out to expose and humiliate him. But the doctor isn’t one to take humiliation lying down, and soon the tables turn in a wild cycle of gaslighting, obsession, and melodrama. It’s a campy, twisted cat-and-mouse tale where revenge and romance collide, plus we get Dr. Beck going completely off the rails with hallucinations of himself as a laid-back island partier.
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Transcript
Introduction and Hosts' Welcome
00:00:00
Speaker
Welcome back folks. It's the last week of the month of my 40th birthday and everybody's super excited because we got to watch a Lifetime movie. I'm Derek. I'm Whitney.
00:00:12
Speaker
I'm Jack. And she really loved me. Bad movies worse people. Oh, guess we gotta do that too. Yeah.
Discussion on Physical Media and Personal Milestones
00:00:52
Speaker
I still need to get Stone Cold on physical media. You still don't have it? Now, I told him I'd order it for him the next time I order anything from Kino Lorber, but I haven't ordered anything from Kino Lorber.
00:01:05
Speaker
Isn't he being a good boy? He's not ordered from Kino Lorber because he spent a bunch of money on Wes Anderson stuff. I didn't get it. I got the i we I didn't get it. I ordered the Wes Anderson box. that Sure. It's like six hundred five hundred dollars, but I got it for 50 percent off.
00:01:22
Speaker
I mean, yeah, 50 percent off a million dollars is still, you know, five hundred thousand.
00:01:28
Speaker
still big number. And you guys you can't blame me for forgetting that we're supposed to introduce ourselves. I'm turning 40. He's old. I just turned. Plus, we've had a hell of a fucking month celebrating.
00:01:42
Speaker
I know. but jackx i de Jack's been loving it. Decided to torture us with this. Torture? He tortured us for your birthday month, too, with all this superhero bullshit. No. Mine?
00:01:53
Speaker
Superheroes are in June. Oh. Ugh. Yeah. The only thing I did was make you watch Brendan Fraser stand around loincloth. You're welcome.
Overview and Critique of 'Stalked by My Doctor'
00:02:01
Speaker
Thank you. yeah well Speaking of Brendan Fraser standing around on a loincloth, this week we're talking about 2018's Stalked by My Doctor, Patience Revenge. Sneaky sneaky. Worse segue yet. That is a sneaky little playful face. a Sneaker snaker. Is he a sneaky little snake? give ah Give a quick rundown of your history with this series, or at least a history of this series, if there is such a mythos.
00:02:26
Speaker
Okay, so I mean... I'll talk about the director, and then I'll go into that, because that is a history of this series. So, directed by a guy named Doug Campbell. Couldn't be more generic. Who's directed other Lifetime movies. He directed the first two, Stocked by My Doctor movies. And he's written four out of the five, Stocked by My Doctor movies.
00:02:47
Speaker
Including this one. So, good for him. And for me, don't know, man. i just... Lifetime movies are can be very fun.
00:02:58
Speaker
They're stupid as fuck. They're poorly acted. But they're so... The people in these movies are so stupid and so, like, extreme that it's... Extreme. Exactly. Extreme.
00:03:11
Speaker
But it's like you watch it and you're just like you're baffled. I mean, you you watched this last night. You know what I mean? Okay, there are bones here for what I want. I on purpose did not wear a Hawaiian shirt. I went with the White Bear instead. I did not wear a Hawaiian shirt because they didn't give me enough of that.
00:03:27
Speaker
There is bones here, but it was just not what I wanted last night. Yeah, you get more. i had to turn off Predator 2 to watch this. Oh, yeah. Well, I had never seen the Predator, so...
00:03:40
Speaker
man, what are you doing while he's at work? Oh, I can't let you watch Predator. I can't let you watch Predator with without a husband. That would be wrong. it's like That's Derek's equivalent of cheating. Derek's okay if you go so out and sleep with women and whatnot. Just come home to him. He would be furious if he's like, what'd you do tonight? Oh, went to Jack's, watched Predator. You what?
00:03:59
Speaker
What? Get out. I watched all of these movies um last year, the year before. A year before. no Something like that.
00:04:11
Speaker
And I did do a ranking on Letterboxd if you're interested. Oh, I couldn't be more interested in anything in this planet. it So coming in at number five, Paul, ah Stalked by My Doctor, Just What the Doctor Ordered from 2021. That's the fifth one. he Coming in at number four, Stalked by My Doctor, The Return from 2016. Coming in number three, Stalked by My Doctor from 2015.
00:04:39
Speaker
Coming in at number two, Stalked by My Doctor, A Sleepwalker's Nightmare, which is the one I was telling you about. That's like the MCU crossover with ah their other Sleepwalkers Revenge or some shit movie that they did. Oh, that's right. Okay. And coming in at number one, Stalked by My Doctor, Patient's Revenge, which is why. this is the best of them? Well, it was my favorite of them. It's the craziest of them.
00:05:02
Speaker
All right. He gets progressively crazier. So even in the last one, he's crazy. that The last one is the one you remember, wife, where he was living in someone's attic. Yeah. That's the last one because he's in full on hiding at that point. It's insane. And I loved it. You get so much crazy. You get so much Hawaiian shirt, doctor. Did you hear that? I think we have Eric Roberts in the attic. the summary terminator or a lifetime director the summary for that one having escaped from a psychiatric prison dr albert beck hides out in an empty house until its new owners unexpectedly arrive to move in exclamation point forced into the attic to evade a recently widowed mother beck watches from above undeniably attracted to her 18 year old daughter
00:05:45
Speaker
I was going to say, oh, they're making it that he's going to be an age appropriate crush. No, nope. That's not his thing. Negatory. Well, at least it's still on brand.
00:05:57
Speaker
So, yes, this does star Eric Roberts, and that's about it. and There's a bunch of people. If you watch Lifetime movies that you'll recognize, like ah the woman that plays Melissa. I don't know her name. I didn't write down anybody's names because they're not people.
00:06:11
Speaker
nope And then we have ah the girl, Sophie. She was in the first one. was Susan Brown. Or Susan Brown. Sophie Green, Susan Brown. Yeah. So many different ways to say it. or She's terrible, the hiding thing.
00:06:27
Speaker
Yeah. But I guess that doesn't matter. She's definitely the worst. The worst. um She's not as good as me. I saw a thing online. So there's a guy named Dr. Gustav Leben, who's the chief psychologist at Gambia Distance University, which sounds legitimate.
00:06:45
Speaker
Apparently, he commented, as someone who has suffered from mental health or for mental illness for the past decade, this film accurately represents the struggle we go through on a daily basis. Eric Roberts does a phenomenal job in portraying a man who is tortured by the Moors of this Puritan society, which drives him to such drastic behavior.
00:07:05
Speaker
mean I mean, we've all felt like doing such things to young girls. Just I'm progressively more shocked the more you speak. like I was like, this is absurd. This is absurd. no no, no. This is the absurd part. And then he just keeps... What's the final sting? Finishes with everybody does this? We've all felt like doing such things to young girls.
00:07:25
Speaker
Just saying is how the quote ends. Just saying. You have just said a lot, my friend. No. It goes from like, I am a doctor who suffers from mental illness and this portrayal is accurate, which is like, okay, probably not, but i you know you're just speaking from like ah ah ah an academic point of view, but then it goes directly into he's but doing a great job of portraying a man who is Tortured by the Moors of a Puritan society. That's not tortured by his mental illness, but by the fact that our society does not allow 62 year old men to sleep with underage women.
00:08:02
Speaker
Right. Right. Of course, there are 20 in this movie. That's not underage. mean, it's not weird. Yeah. And you know what? The series does make sure that everyone's at least 18. Not saying that makes it better.
00:08:12
Speaker
Well, it does make it better. Does not say it makes it good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not okay with it. As a mother of an 18-year-old. I don't think you're supposed to be okay with it is the thing. You mean you don't want Zoe to come home with Eric Roberts?
Eric Roberts and Lifetime Movie Industry Insights
00:08:25
Speaker
No.
00:08:26
Speaker
only No, not. one person out there thought it was okay and it's Lieben Flo. Lieben Flo. Run around trying to touch them girls. So that's either a prostate pill or a toilet float. What the fuck is he a doctor of? uh general is that psychologist at gambia distance university everybody there needs to gain some distance from that university that doesn't sound like a real developer it sounds like it sounds like it's exclusively an online university and it's in a country that doesn't have any kind of accreditation to a dollop about this once so so he's a doctor there he ah he's a teacher there because he got fired from where he was probably working and doing stuff like this Oh, my God. This is his story. That's why he likes it. Oh, Eric Roberts stole his story. Yeah. My story. This is... Oh, God.
00:09:19
Speaker
Never mind. But I picked this one because it was my favorite one. I didn't remember anything about any... I i i remember things that happened in all the movies. I couldn't tell you which one they happened in.
00:09:31
Speaker
not surprised the Now I'm remembering. um But this is also the one that introduces Jimmy Beckett or Drunk Beck or whatever you want to call him.
00:09:42
Speaker
um And according to Eric Roberts, he brought his own Hawaiian shirts and pre-mixed cocktails to set. It's a good Hawaiian shirt. So this is my gripe. There needs to be more of him. A lot more of him.
00:09:56
Speaker
I want to say there's a lot more in the next movie. We're posing now that every doctor out there that's troubled has a Hawaiian shirted version of themselves watching them operate. That, by the way, the one who's supposed to look crazy with the Hawaiian shirt and the cocktails is the reasonable down-to-earth, sane one. Yeah, voice of reason. You would think he'd be like the Tyler Durden.
00:10:15
Speaker
But no, he's like, hey, we got to get out of here. Them girls don't really love you. Yeah, this version of Fight Club, it's Edward Norton living in Brad Pitt's head. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:10:29
Speaker
Oh, so let's get into this lifetime film. You know, it's a bummer about this. No, a lot of a lot of things. No box office. No. Who would have done it? Yep.
00:10:41
Speaker
Like this is just what you get. It's a lifetime movie. There are no numbers. Who do you think could have done it better than Eric Roberts? Nobody.
00:10:51
Speaker
Eric Roberts is the king of lifetime. I'm trying to bang whores. You know, 18-year-old whores are still whores. I just want to get in there. I got a Hawaiian shirt, a version of myself, but I'm also wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
00:11:02
Speaker
Crazy. i don't think I like that guy being on my set.
00:11:10
Speaker
I just want to love him. I just want to love the girls. Who else could you, who would you have wanted, Whitney? Because I know Derek thinks it's fucking perfect. i'm I'm trying to think.
00:11:22
Speaker
And it's not working. i had a massage today. oh I just think that she's cute. i want to take her picture. Put it up next to my bed. No, no don't do that. I'm the reasonable one.
00:11:35
Speaker
Have a Mai You wouldn't believe him as choreographer.
00:11:42
Speaker
Something... Cardiologist? Cardiologist? Surgeon? Mm-hmm. Something that? You're asking the wrong question. Tim Meadows. Because don't Meadows. Yeah, I like these 18-year-old girls. They're nice.
00:11:56
Speaker
I mean, he's already done that. it was called The Ladies' Man. Exactly. Yeah. So, my car does not exist, so the bus is what we'll be taking, sweet thing.
00:12:07
Speaker
So, this movie... Again, like I said, is the fourth in the series, but don't worry, you won't be lost because they explained the first movie, which this is kind of the direct sequel to. We start with Sophie Green from the first movie. So wait, the fourth one follows the first one? they all take place in order, but the girl, Sophie Green, in this one is the girl from the first movie. Gotcha.
Humorous Plot Analysis and Character Interactions
00:12:31
Speaker
So it's the titular Patience Revenge. I thought it was spelled like Patience, like it was testing my patience, and now it's getting revenge upon my patience, because this movie is way longer than what it says.
00:12:45
Speaker
I thought it was about the girl's name was Patience. Patience, Prudence. That's a Puritan society. And they've already done enough to us, haven't they? Haven't they? Haven't they. mean, this movie's not that long. It's only 88 minutes, Jack. Well, fucking felt like 188 minutes there, lad. Put a fucking wafer to get over and murder a fucking other djinn. It's hard to say djinn in an Irish accent.
00:13:06
Speaker
They don't believe it.
00:13:09
Speaker
um But yeah, so it's it's Sophie Green from the first movie having nightmares about her experiences with Dr. Beck because he kidnapped her and tried to murder her. It's a good time. go back and watch that one. dode do do do I'm pretty sure that one ends with her in an abandoned hospital being tied up. And then this lady cop comes in and gets murdered.
00:13:31
Speaker
Wild. That's the end. Yeah. Yeah. The lady cop comes in and then I think Beck kills her, but I don't remember. What do I look like? A scientist? How does he get away? Not at all.
00:13:44
Speaker
He ends up going to Mexico. ah she She gets away because the the cop lets her go, but then ends up getting killed in the process. And then he hides out in Mexico.
00:13:54
Speaker
And that's where he develops this alter ego? I mean, maybe that's just this is him imagining himself back when he was in Mexico. Okay. Yeah. because This is our introduction to Jimmy Beckett. Keep the Mai Tai's coming.
00:14:08
Speaker
I mean, I think he's got a type and it's like blonde. Not a lot of yeah ones in Mexico. So yeah. Well, he's in this in that one. He starts going after a tourist girl.
00:14:19
Speaker
Oh, forgot about tourism. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm pretty sure. So Sophie is running around this movie all fucking Neve Campbell out. But in the first movie, she's a lot closer to Melissa from this. so She's like, you know, young blonde girl. That's her camouflage. she's Like, he wouldn't even look at me if I'm not blonde. Yeah. You don't see me. And so then we're introduced to Dr. Albert Beck, played by Mr. Eric Roberts, one of his seven hundred and ninety four acting credits.
00:14:49
Speaker
I'm sorry. Did you say seven hundred ninety four? I mean, we always tell like yeah as a four that's as of a couple of weeks ago when I did this research. So he's probably over 800 now. It's a's closer to nine and it isn't. Good God. Yeah, we always talk like Danny Trejo and the other ones that have a lot of movies. He's top, right? He's got to be outside of voice acting.
00:15:12
Speaker
He's the hardest working maniac in Hollywood. yeah He's not working that hard, dude. He's showing up on set in a Hawaiian shirt, bringing him mixed drinks. Ready to do this? I'm only going to open half my mouth for the rest of this movie.
00:15:23
Speaker
There's other Lifetime movies I've watched because it's like, oh, it has Eric Roberts. And i was like, okay, cool. And he literally like has his phone and he's like, hey, I'm your dad and you're at college. Okay, bye.
00:15:33
Speaker
Like he's he literally FaceTimes into the movie. Yeah. He's like, oh, my oh god oh, hi, daughter. You're my favorite daughter. OK, bye. That's who want in this. There we go. I love her. She's blonde and she's tearing me apart, Lisa. Oh, hi, Kitty.
00:15:48
Speaker
but So we just watched The Room the other night because Whitney had never seen it. The Room is a lifetime movie. It is. yeah It just has nudity. Yeah. It's a Lifetime movie with some better acting. it's i I love it. It's my favorite movie of the year. Weird.
00:16:08
Speaker
Oh, and ah Eric Roberts is also in the Best of the Best series. Oh, yeah. like him in that. Yeah, you guys can hear me talking with ah the guys on B Action. If you go to Give Me Back My Action and Horror Movies, I did an episode with them earlier this month.
00:16:21
Speaker
Fuck yeah. Yeah. Aren't you special? Isn't that special? Yeah. It's my birthday. You guys forget. It was my birthday also. Yeah, but did not your 40th. No. I thought we did a whole video for you. thats I know. That was amazing. Thank you, everybody. Not like a mobster way. The video was awesome. I misunderstood. Derek actually wanted me to kill you. He's like, hey, on Sunday, take out my wife. i was like, yeah, you got it man. We'll go to the salty dog. We'll hit OTR. Well, it sounds like you're trying to kill her. You took her to the salty dog. We didn't eat.
00:16:52
Speaker
No. We just had beverages.
00:16:57
Speaker
Oh, he was also in The Dark Knight, so he's like a real actor. Yeah. No, he's a real actor. He's done stuff. He just pales in comparison to his sister. And daughter. ah I like him more than her his sister.
00:17:11
Speaker
Okay, until you put him in a really ah ah backless red dress and you close his hand and he goes, ah like i'm I'm not buying it. I do believe there's a run in my pantyhose. I've not seen all 794 of his movies. i will bet money. He's an address in at least one of those.
00:17:31
Speaker
In the killers video music video coming out of my head and I've been doing just fine. God is he addressing that? He's the titular man in that. But is he in a dress?
00:17:43
Speaker
He's holding a dress. That's the whole, you're supposed to tell us if he's in a dress he's in dress I don't remember how old I was when that movie song came out. Christopher Nolan with Dark Knight, Paul Thomas Anderson with an Inherent Vice. He's a he's a he's a guy. is a guy. I'm defending him, damn it.
00:18:00
Speaker
It doesn't look like he's ever. We need to get cameo for Derek's 45th with Eric Roberts. It looks like Eric Roberts has never done any sort of cross-dressing. Huh, 794 movies, never worn a dress.
00:18:13
Speaker
Hmm, disappointing. But he's wearing some lingerie underneath it, though. but i mean What he does in his own time is my business. But this one it starts, we're introduced to him having a romantic tryst with his nearly age-appropriate lover.
00:18:27
Speaker
Closer than what it seems like it has been through the series. Yeah, she's probably in her 40s, so that's that's acceptable. And her whole thing is, they're like, let's tell each other deep, dark secrets. And she's like, I was once with a woman, and I'd like to bring a woman into our bed. And he's like, if you want to do it, that's okay with me. And I'm like, uh-huh. That's this writer just wishing his life was like this. I've got a dark secret. I'm really good at eating pussy while I'm getting banged from behind.
00:18:54
Speaker
Okay. Thank you. that's ah That's the dark secret? Well, the real dark secret is I want to go down on you with my best friend here that you've always found real hot. Is that okay with you, honey? Um, yeah. That's exactly what I said to you. I didn't say it was a dark secret. Exactly. That's the difference, Whitney. I said, your bonus of dating me is? This is my brightly lit secret.
00:19:17
Speaker
Whitney straight up said, this is how I get the keys to your apartment. Um, drop the bomb. Because that's that's what it is, dude. If I'm laying in bed with a chick and she says this, I'm like, let me go get my keys copied now.
00:19:28
Speaker
So that way I can come home to this often. Awesome. And his his deep dark, my deep dark secret is that I was in court recently, but I was found not guilty. what were you in court for? Some sort of mal malpractice thing?
00:19:43
Speaker
Oh, it's kind of like that. Yeah. ah Kidnapping and attempted murder. Oh, that doesn't sound like malpractice at all. That sounds like kidnapping and murder. Well, no, you're not understanding. what okay Okay, what I'm saying. I have to go. She had a really bad heart condition, and the only way she could be taken care of was full time. And the only place I could do that was in my house. Let me let me ask you a weird question. Did you cause a heart condition? Actually, like someone that would start a heart condition. you You seem like the person that would, um oh, what's her name? Like, misery. Yeah.
00:20:17
Speaker
I did not do that. However, just because I was keeping her in my house tied up, the cops took her aside and it was ridiculous. Um, let's see here. You can keep all the underwear I left behind. i am going to go wait for a meeting. I'm late for my meeting. I'm on my period. I have to take a crap. Uh, my dog's calling. I got to go feed the hens. I'm so sorry. I have to I have herpes. I have herpes. I should have started with that one.
00:20:40
Speaker
She pops up. I'm late for a very important date. And then she looks at her stopwatch and runs out pocket watch. But by the time she gets down there, he's got a fucking knife on her and she's only saved by Ed Norton or I'm sorry.
00:20:54
Speaker
Him a Hawaiian shirt. Yeah. this i I wrote a bunch of different names for him, but I think Jimmy Beckett is my favorite. Yeah. yeah You know who I really want in this role? Daniel Day-Lewis. Just fucking owning it, dude. She don't love you.
00:21:08
Speaker
oh no. So, ah Mr. Lewis, I know you retired from acting. Mm-hmm. But we have the role of a lifetime for you. Lifetime. What's the script? Oh, did I say role of a lifetime? i Sorry. We have a role on Lifetime for you. I quit acting too soon. I'm coming back, but I'm coming back on my terms. I'll be playing Dr. but ah Jimmy Beckett. and dont i do any i don't want to do any more of these Paul Thomas Anderson pictures. I'm going to do exclusively Doug Campbell pictures. here's the day Here's the terrifying thing. He's so fucking method acting, he's going to get to start stalking 18-year-old college girls.
00:21:52
Speaker
Just starts like a bunch of serial kidnappings. Like, hey, look, I was getting ready for a role. right It's called method acting. Look it up.
00:22:04
Speaker
Um... and So we see that Sophie is going off to college, ah but she's going to the college where Dr. Beck is teaching. Worst parents. Yes. Her parents are fucking her mom. Her dad is not good.
00:22:18
Speaker
Her mom is even worse. I don't have a child and I would not act like this to anybody telling me this story. Exactly. Yeah. Because she's like. she's talking about how she's still traumatized or whatever and her dad's like well it's been six months get over it or whatever the fuck he says yeah it's time for you to get over the fact that you were kidnapped probably molested uh definitely almost murdered you know just like kidnapping alone get over it you are being just these millennials today they don't get it back in my day we used just go to war that's what we did you have a problem go shoot somebody in another country have a great time
00:22:53
Speaker
But like he he gets to the school, too, and he's giving his welcoming welcome speech. And like he's having they drift into his hallucinations a lot. And you don't know until you realize everybody's acting preposterous. Until they're just naked. Well, it's known by the the room full of nothing but hot girls. Like, I don't even know if there's a guy.
00:23:15
Speaker
But I think when it cuts back to reality, it's still all the same hot girls. They're just. No. But in this version, they're all giving him the Indiana Jones eyes like the the girls at the beginning of times. tab Yeah. when what's what When the girl closes her eyes and like crusade. No.
00:23:31
Speaker
ah it's I think it's at the beginning of there one isn't it Raiders. raiders Yeah, it might be. last crucedie She has like the love you or something on her. own Yeah. i Love you is written on her eyelids. All these girls have like, let's fuck.
00:23:42
Speaker
Yeah, because then they all get up and start stripping. And like, this is the sexiest you're going to get in a lifetime movie. I definitely made mention. i was like, this is this these all lifetime ones are never going to have nudity. Like it's all this is it. Right.
00:23:53
Speaker
Because it's for women. Yeah. And one of the girls is like, and I have a question. Did you really kidnap that girl? And he's like, if I did that, would they have hired me? oh like, I guess not.
00:24:04
Speaker
It's a valid point. But it turns out this dean doesn't make good decisions because I forgot to write down his name. But the only other acting role I recognized for him was good day to die hard. So he's just not a good decision maker. anyway There was never a good day for that, my friend.
00:24:18
Speaker
That movie was garb. saw it in theaters. Yeah, I think I might have too. Is that the one with Justin Long? No, that's the one with Die Harder. ah The one with with Good Day to Die Harder. What the fuck's that guy's name? Sam Jackson. Oliphant.
00:24:33
Speaker
Ty something. I don't know. Tyrell. Tay Diggs. He's in movies now, and and he's he's the one that was in the War the Titans and Clash of the Titans remakes. Oh, fuck. Sam something. Sam Worthington.
00:24:48
Speaker
Maybe it's not him. i don't know. Some fucking dead face. Nobody is Will Atherton and he's in Russia and Bruce Willis has to go because he's like trying to get his son out of Russia. And then he basically commits war crimes throughout that movie. I might not have seen that one.
00:25:05
Speaker
So, you know, that part in the Matrix where the helicopter is falling and he grabs it or is it Trinity that grabs it and like stops at the edge of the the rooftop and swings over. Yeah.
00:25:16
Speaker
Bruce Willis does that kind of. But he's not in the Matrix. Goddamn. Or Fast and the Furious. I don't think he actually stops it from falling, but he tries.
00:25:27
Speaker
think slams it into the building, doesn't he? I don't remember. No, it goes over. He's hooked onto Trinity. He keeps Trinity from falling. The helicopter still smashes, right?
00:25:39
Speaker
Yes, it does still smash in the Matrix. And I'm pretty sure in this one, he just he grabs it and then swings off and flies through a window. That sounds right. As one does. That's the easy way to do it. you know who else could do that?
00:25:51
Speaker
Eric Roberts. Jimmy Beckett would be too fucking drunk to do it. Jai Courtney. Yeah. He's the kid that's playing his son. Yeah, Jai Courtney is Captain Boomerang in Suicide Squad, I believe.
00:26:05
Speaker
Oh, yeah. He's also in the Divergent and... Terminator Genesis. God, you're just getting the ass end of all the franchises. i was in Terminator.
00:26:15
Speaker
Genesis. And Die Hard. was in Die Hard. A good day, too. A good day, too. But anyway. Melissa is also here. Our star of the show, Melissa, is also here. And she gets all excited about something and passes out. And he checks her out. He's like, oh, she has vasovagal syncope.
00:26:37
Speaker
I've got to take you to my house. My studio, my my operating room is in my house. It's the best. It's the safest. Just get in the car. He's like, oh, a sexy young blonde with a medical condition. Just I take care of this.
00:26:48
Speaker
Why don't you send over the muscly on bar? So we cut to him stalking her, taking pictures of her. ah Jimmy Beckett is standing in there like. It's ah just for the medical files, dude.
00:26:59
Speaker
Yeah. And Jimmy Beckett's standing there like, what are you doing, man? And he's like, i fought when I fall in love with a girl, it's honest. It's real. I never fall in love like this. Is that why you're stalking her? Slurp.
00:27:15
Speaker
Slurp. Slurp. But while he's watching Melissa, Sophie is watching him. He's behind a tree taking photographs of Melissa. He's not hiding Sophie is behind another tree watching him. And we're behind a tree watching all of this happen. There's some stoner playing a hacky sack circle right now going, dude, this can't be real.
00:27:37
Speaker
I'm watching that girl stalk that guy, stalk that girl. And then Key and Peel are behind another tree and he's like, what is that?
00:27:48
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Some point, Melissa goes and asks Dr. Beck for help with the class. We get a rick ah here's another welcome back we didn't expect or a welcome back skeleton. Oh, yeah. Skeleton's in here. Yeah, we didn't have I wasn't expecting any kind of welcome back. I mean, Eric Roberts is only name I know.
00:28:03
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But we got Skelly ton. That's Kelly. And like while he's talking to her, he's like having fantasies already. Like while she's talking about how she can't get through the class and all this stuff. I'm sorry. What was I saying? I imagined I was operating on you.
00:28:19
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He asks her up for a date and she's like, maybe another time. No, that's weird. I got to go. Yeah. And we do get that Sophie is fucking with him here because he starts handing out the syllabus or whatever to the class. And there's like underage porno magazines and the syllabus. It says not quite legal. jack nodded out it says Not yet legal. And then.
00:28:42
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Yep. Because I was like, man, they're making him be like a fucking different level of pervert. But it turns out it's. Suze? Sophie. Sophie. Sophie. Sophie Green. She's Susan later. Yeah, well, I'm snoozing the entire time. But he he finds out who it is because he goes and watches the security footage and he's, you know, forget Batman.
00:29:04
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Eric Roberts is the world's greatest detective. Fuck yeah. Because he sees this person. Oh, at that. You got student housing on your sleeve. Yeah. The hoodie has the student housing logo and he just looks up the list of student housing and it's like green comma S. And he's like, ah, that's Sophie Green. Do you think she did that intentionally knowing that he was going to look at the cameras?
00:29:24
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I think once we find out, should we just tell people what the twist is? Because it doesn't matter. Or do we wait wait till the end? No, wait till the end. Don't. I don't have an opinion. So. All right. Well, Whitney wants to wait till the end. And it's her birthday, too, because it wasn't a twist.
00:29:37
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I mean, Jack and I called out the whole plot. There was, you know, the biggest twist was on the fucking rim of his drink. Yes. Oh, this one.
00:29:48
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Oh, yeah. Slurp. I want that drink. But like so he goes and confronts he confronts Sophie and like can out the the quad as it is at a community college, I guess.
00:30:04
Speaker
And yeah, he's sorry, the University of Southern Eastern Middle Central Arizona. Yeah. Which ended up being supposed to be Phoenix here, right? Yeah. The greenest Phoenix I've ever fucking seen.
00:30:17
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I know. They got two B-roll shots of a cactus and they were like, now we can say it's in Phoenix. It's Phoenix now. and And I'm sorry, but Phoenix, barely any of it has saguaro.
00:30:29
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It's just a baseline. Oh, yeah. He confronts her and he's like, why are you here? And she's like, I transferred here when I learned you'd be here. She starts pitching a fucking fit, screaming in the quad about how he kidnapped me and he tried to kill me. And he's screaming back, she tried to ruin me. She's just suing people for money. That's her whole racket. That's his big go-to thing.
00:30:52
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And he's like, people do this to doctors all the time. It's so I'm like, that's malpractice, not kidnap and murder. Yeah. and but Let me ask you this. Did the heart issue get fixed?
00:31:03
Speaker
Is she alive? Yes. ah No further questions, mark my ah client. is that could you Put down a picture of the 18-year-old girl. I'm trying to defend you right now. You can't be doing that in the court. Where did you even get that picture? Is that my daughter?
00:31:17
Speaker
Y'all know I was saying everything I said about this scumbag. But Melissa comes in and she starts defending him. And ah there's a little quick thing where Sophie hires some tough guys to jump him and beat him up. each of the This is Phoenix's toughest. You can tell because they have motorcycles.
00:31:37
Speaker
They're all different colors. They have little scooters with a lot of mirrors on them. yeah It's the Power Rangers of Phoenix. The fucking mod squad. Yeah.
00:31:48
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um And Melissa finds him all beat up and she's like, I need to take you to the emergency room. He's like, no, I just I need I need I need to get my classroom. i I have an operating room set up in there, too. but So why does he have to get to his classroom to take his pills or because they get back there, they talk and then they just leave again.
00:32:05
Speaker
So I don't really understand why he needed to get in there. Did. Because then the next note I have is she's walking him to the car. I mean, they they patched him up, right? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, it did. ban we did we arm we Oh, sutures. she He has like a giant. Oh, that's right. Because he's like, I don't trust hospitals. You hear what these doctors do? They kidnap people. I'm afraid to go to a hospital. They'll never let me out. He knows they'll do a psych hold on him. No, because he knows that somebody like him works there. Doctor fucking whoever emailed that that thing. is Well, I'm not yeah i'm surprised and because I don't remember it again. The other two very well in this one. He's just going by Dr. Albert Beck and he's being employed as Dr. Albert Beck in the two. After the first one, he's got pseudonyms.
00:32:52
Speaker
He's a different doctor in each one. He got exonerated somehow. Jury of his peers or someone's peers. Oh, that's right. He smoothed over the jury. oh yeah, that's right. Because he does end up talking about that. because He's just so fucking sexy and smooth. like He's like, I got one of the jurors to take my side. And they show him giving fuck eyes to this like heavier set redhead woman. You know she's a lonely cat woman. Oh, yeah, he picked her out.
00:33:18
Speaker
Oh, yeah, he's he can pick a victim. I'm going to romance you. Let me read you the menu items. Chicken tenders. Hot dogs.
00:33:30
Speaker
Mmm. We can go out for corn dogs. Is that turning you on when I talk about corn dogs? Yes. Kind of. Mmm. Souffle. It's so romantic. and Now I want a Sonoran dog. said Souffle.
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00:35:20
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you. But so she walks him out to his car. She's talking about how she thought about leaving his class, but she wants to stay because he's such a good doctor and she can learn so much from him.
00:35:28
Speaker
And this is when she starts laying it on thick because she's just like, what do you have? Anybody at home that can help take care of your wife, girlfriend, sex doll. Nope, just me all alone. Well, here's my phone number in case you need anything tonight. It's midnight. No, she pulls the, the movie she she knew that she had to do this because she's dated older men. She's like, just give me your phone. I'm going to put it in there so you have it.
00:35:54
Speaker
yeah because he's sitting there like, well, how do I add contact? I don't understand. Is it my thumbprint or your thumbprint? Is this when they go out to eat? No, not yeah yet.
00:36:05
Speaker
This is when he starts having... So Jimmy Beckett's there because he's he's flirting with her. And he's like, dude, just start the car, man. Get out of here while you can. That's right. But instead we cut to this La La Land. read This fucking fantasy. Yeah, we cut to this La La Land music video of Dr. Beck and her singing this like we're not the kind of people who fall in love song to each other and dancing. It's literally the scene from La La Land where they're up on the fucking Hollywood. I'm pretty sure that's the song they sang. When did this come out? 2018 when did la la land come out i want to say 2016 okay because wouldn't it be great if la la land stole that i mean it's literally so they stole i don't have it on the thing but i have it on my phone it's literally the scene from the poster they're up on the hills singing the song and dancing the exact scene
00:37:00
Speaker
Except for this one has all the weeds and stuff. They didn't go in and computer erase those. Like they did. Speaking of the the dinner scene, I know no one's going to do this work because they're just trying to pump out a script. Have them talk about veal.
00:37:13
Speaker
You know, like why he likes young veal. And she's like, oh, look at this. I got this aged porterhouse that's all smoked. You know, have them be playful with their food. And marinated. yeah I've got this this smoked porterhouse that was marinated in alcohol. Some whiskey and some rum. This 120-day dry-aged beef.
00:37:35
Speaker
Oh, it turns out you like dried beef, do you? o my last partner was only, was he was a mere 51. Well, I'm going to eat this little baby hen.
00:37:47
Speaker
It's a Cornish game, and I can put the whole thing in my mouth. That's what I was trying to think of of. So the next day, Melissa confronts Sophie, and they have a little cat fight.
00:37:59
Speaker
three And i think you get to like Sophie starts screaming about, or Melissa starts screaming about, like, you're not going to get away with this, you bitch. And she's like, you watch me. oh I thought she said, wash me. And i thought it was another ah fantasy where he's like, wash me. oh my God, it's happening.
00:38:17
Speaker
So Beck does bring Sophie as as a kind of a peace offering, even though it's a ploy. He brings her this like mutual restraining order, I guess. Yep. Like we both have to stay 50 feet away from each other. If I break it, you can sue me for everything I'm worth. If you break it, you just pay a fine. But while she's looking at it, he's putting these drops in her soup. Almost an entire Visine bottle worth of drugs. Of Visine.
00:38:43
Speaker
i Yeah, I thought at first he was just trying to give her diarrhea. Yeah, I know. Yeah. That shit will actually fuck you up pretty badly. Like, you could kill somebody. National Lampoon's stalked by my doctor. She said she was constipated. i was trying to relieve her.
00:38:58
Speaker
But like she starts eating her food and she falls over coughing and ODing or whatever. And they're like, are you on? Or Beck runs over. i Oh, my God. What's happening? I don't understand. Well, it's it actually i like it.
00:39:13
Speaker
I'm going to defend it. I'm going to defend him because I think he does a decent job throughout these movies. Like he's not a great actor, but he's fun in these. He's playing a crazy person. No, I'm saying him acting like he didn't know. Yeah, i was like, this is his character.
00:39:25
Speaker
Doctor acting like he doesn't know what's happening So he's like oh my god He's just in bad movies Yeah Because I mean everybody else around him This is is is not a Llamis effect It's just this is a paycheck and you can tell for him Wait till you see the movie A Talking Cat Oh that's what i was go I was gonna bring that up It's just him in a fucking like Speaking into his cell phone right and he voices a cat Yeah yeah he voices a talking cat The titular talking cat can A talking cat Talking pretty it's got ah two question marks and an exclamation point in the title.
00:39:58
Speaker
Talking cat? Let's get there. Turn this off. But he comes over and checks her out, and he's like, oh, my God, she has fentanyl. She's just skipping the middle, man, and not getting regular pills and marijuanas. I heard fate fentanyl's a gateway drug.
00:40:19
Speaker
it's like a vial of fentanyl, but I'm like, doesn't that come in pills? I just I don't know how fentanyl works. It comes in powder. Oh, OK. And then any powder can be reduced to a liquid. Well, because I just I always see the the ads that they put out like fentanyl looks like candy and your kids will eat it. And it's all these colorful pills. And I'm like, if my kids eating colorful pills, that's on them, not me. Stop having kids.
00:40:38
Speaker
Problem solved. Kids can't eat your drugs if you don't have kids. But the dean is like, well, we've got a drug free policy here on campus. So they end up terminating her enrollment.
00:40:50
Speaker
And she's like, no, but Dr. Beck planted those drugs on me. He's doing this on purpose. dida done Nobody believes her. Nope. Because she's just a hysterical woman. Yeah, she's probably just on her period.
00:41:01
Speaker
She does scream at the doctor. Has anybody tried smacking her or shaking her? oh she Yeah, you better believe Eric Roberts tried to shake her. Just shake some sense in into her. Hysterical.
00:41:13
Speaker
But she does scream at the dean. She's like, you're going be out of a job, you corporate pimp, which is just funny to me. Do you have 1,574. Just round it.
00:41:26
Speaker
Just round it. You know, but I got 1,500, over 1,500 signatures. That's it. We don't need the exact number. It's got to be more students than this community college has. 1,500 signatures. We only have students.
00:41:41
Speaker
Yeah, some of them signed twice. So what? I didn't say how many ah signatures were from other people. They're all mine. I stayed up all night signing this, making up names. Seymour Butts, IP Freely, Amanda Huggins. It's funny that you say that because I was about to say she's like Bart with the chalkboard. yeah But she calls her mom and she's like, I have a plan to get rid of Dr. Beck for good. And the mom still just not being a good mom is like, you should just not do anything. You're going to get yourself hurt, darling. You're going to a different school.
00:42:11
Speaker
Sometimes people get away with shit. Cool. He fucking kidnapped and, you know, did things to you. Sorry. you You need to get over it. She's like, I can't fucking sleep, mom. Sounds like a you problem, hon.
00:42:22
Speaker
Have you tried drugs? Have you tried anything like that? Obviously, obviously she's tried drugs. We saw her lipstick. Whoa. This is a Lifetime movie. She almost has a choker on.
00:42:32
Speaker
Yeah. a girl who looks like that does drugs. That's how Lifetime works. that a leather jacket she's wearing? What a deviant. I mean, a girl who looks like that probably does do drugs. All the girls I hung out with look like that and they all did drugs. But I'm just saying at least my mom told me i had the the night to cry about it and then I could get over it. She she does tell her mom like, I've got a plan. I need your help.
00:42:53
Speaker
You know, just do a small thing for me. We don't know what that small thing is yet. Don't know what is. It doesn't become super obvious. Small thing. Yeah, it does not become super obvious.
00:43:05
Speaker
Well, the dean does end up having to let Dr. Beck go because otherwise they're going get their funding pulled. They have over 1,500 signatures. So it's at least three students. Parents of students were signing it. And this like you're hammering the point home because Melissa is talking to Dr. Beck and she's like, is there any truth to the stuff they're saying? And he's like, no, people do this all the time. They lie about doctors. You're going to learn that when you become a doctor. You'll see.
00:43:31
Speaker
you're doomed. Yours is slowly turning into the greased up deaf guy No, mine's always been the ah the the old neighbor from the... Oh, send over the muscly arm boy.
00:43:43
Speaker
I've got some popsicles in my basement. Yeah, I surprisingly can't do the list. Are those popsicles? Oh it's it's starting to turn into the it' Is it the gay neighbor where Oh no they took Bruce's dog You hear about that I'm a little bumblebee I'm gonna sting you You know what I'm not gonna sting you I mean that's cause it's all Those are all the same actor who does Cleveland So Oh um So they do to this is where they go out for dinner And he's just giving feeding her wine And we find out later she's 20 By the goblet Yeah Would you like some more wine?
00:44:21
Speaker
mean, it's Phoenix. They don't card anybody. They're talking. They're talking about his past and stuff. And he's like, i think he says, were you ever she says, were you ever married or something? And he's like, I almost did. Yeah, I almost. well what happened to your ex? And this is a great cut. And it only makes sense if you've seen the other movies. But it's still I guess you can follow it. Yeah. But he's like, oh, you don't want to see anything. She fell. And they take a quick cut to when he shoved this lady off a balcony in the last movie. And she's just like, ah, and then it comes back. In love with someone else. It is so stupidly beautiful. Like I should not enjoy it, but I do. Yeah. So that's fine.
00:44:58
Speaker
And she just layers this on like fucking chunky peanut butter right now because she's like, I just hate. and but if I hate guys my own age. They suck. They just want to party and and they just want to, you know, a big dick, everybody. And I just need an intelligent guy who doesn't have drama anymore. And maybe I have a little bit of a father complex. because They can't say daddy complex. That's weird. I need a guy that doesn't have any drama. You hear that? She thinks we don't have any drama. Just cut to him in the corner at the Hawaiian fucking drink. that's what the say that's That's where we needed Jimmy Beckett to show up because he'd just be like. You're parking up the wrong tree, lady. Should have had him, like, fucking dancing around, like, behind her. Doing, like, with some maracas. He's over in the corner. Mama free, huh? He's over in the corner, like, get that $4.99 subscription to the Lifetime Movie Network so you can see how much drama this motherfucker has. See, look, we could punch it up, man. Just add more of Jimmy Beckett.
00:45:57
Speaker
Yeah. Wasting away again in Margaritaville. I remembered more of him, but maybe it's the next one that there's a lot more. That's what I'm saying. The one that I saw with the attic, there's a lot of them in that one. But she does tell him here, she's like, well, my last boyfriend was 51. And he's like, ooh, that's almost old as me.
00:46:19
Speaker
My son is 51. I remember when was a young 51-year-old. Me too. Those were the days.
00:46:26
Speaker
meets for days And she tells him, like, I came to the school because I heard you were going to be teaching here and you're such a great doctor. And as soon as I met you, I well, I started developing a crush on you. And this is Jimmy Beckett popping in again, like, oh, you better call her a taxi and send her home, pal. You're going to get in trouble. Don't do it. Don't do it, man.
00:46:50
Speaker
And we we brushed over it earlier, but the first time he appeared, Jack pointed out, this is the first time you've seen someone's hallucination tell them to take their pills. Yes. Yes. is the voice of reason. like, take those pills. That's how the girl gets out of the house. Yeah. The woman that he's going to stab, the threesome lady. Uh-huh. The darkest of secrets.
00:47:06
Speaker
I have a really dark secret. I love giving blowjobs two, three times a day. Terrible, we haven't been terrible secret. have a penis. Okay, let me go get that key copied. um Matter of fact, i was just going to take the doors off.
00:47:19
Speaker
Come in whenever you want. don't have to worry about danger. This is Arizona. Uh-uh. don't have to worry about my air conditioner. That's what I'm more concerned with. He takes her back to his house, gives her the grand tour, which consists of walking up the stairs to his master bedroom.
00:47:37
Speaker
where there is like a huge estate they they say in the news report later his mansion yeah so it's enormous it's got double staircase it's name of youroo in his master bedroom next to his bed is a framed photo of melissa oh and it's jimmy beckett yeah forgot about your photo huh dude that's i love eric roberts saying dude yeah It's good. forgot about that, huh, dude? Should have had a bunch of like fucking used up tissues next to it, too. like Oh, sorry. I was a little sick last night.
00:48:11
Speaker
Leaking fluids. But we go into this thing that's, I guess, part fantasy, part real. Because they start making, she's like, that's so impressive. I'm pretty sure that- they bang. I take this as, because this is when Sophie shows up, right? Yeah, but- So I think this actually fucking happened, but they drugged him. And just laying in bed and everything was in his head. Hmm. was just don't think Melissa with him. It would make sense. Because of the. Okay. Well now we have to talk about the twist. It would make sense. Okay. Yeah. Because the twist is that Sophie and Melissa have been friends since they were six years old and they've setting him up this whole time. So yeah. Because she does start making up with him. She does. They do fuck.
00:48:55
Speaker
in his fantasy. But, yeah you know, Whitney just made it made it more make more sense for me because I was thinking i was like, dude, if you're helping your friend out, like you will go to a lot of lengths. But like fucking the guy that did this to her is going to be a really hard thing to do. Yeah. Drugging him and, you know, maybe just like whispering in his ear like, yeah, we're having sex right now. Yeah. Think of that. well No, I think I think Sophie actually showed up. I think she Thousand percent was in the room and they pretended but he was already drugged up and they just like like Jack is saying whispered the stuff and his subconscious one Yeah, because I don't think they had sex and maybe beat like smacked him or Slammed shit on his pelvis. So he felt like he was
00:49:37
Speaker
My pelvis hurts. It feels like someone was punching it. Make it real weird when he wakes up make his butthole sore. her Like, whoa, whoa, what did we do? Because they making out and she strips down. the The drugs are on her lips, so they both got drugs, and that's why Sophie had to come help her.
00:49:56
Speaker
ah Ah, she's doing a poison ivy thing. She's like, hey, look, I'll take us both down. I got a pretty high tolerance for acid. Uh-oh. Paraffin wax will help save your lips so from absorbing any poison you put on them.
00:50:06
Speaker
That's why I always put paraffin wax on my lips when I go out. I always carry an extra jar of paraffin wax. Is that how you would transport paraffin wax? A chapstick. I chug it so my internal organs are protected from poison. That's so smart. You do eat it in a buckeye. I know.
00:50:22
Speaker
i know Um, but like, yeah, because they start making out, she gets topless and then Sophie comes in with a knife and then she sees them, drops the knife and she's like, I just realized how much you can please a woman. And she gets topless too. I mean, topless, lifetime topless. so Yeah. Lifetime topless. Pretty bras.
00:50:40
Speaker
But yeah, like, because that that's what it was confusing me. And Whitney made it make sense because he comes to, and he, yeah. He comes to and wakes up and he's like, what a crazy dream. But Melissa is there using his toothbrush. Gross.
00:50:56
Speaker
But that's just her revenge. She did stay the night. Yeah. So that's why i I was confused. I was like, so they fucked and then he fell asleep and had a dream about Sophie. But no, you're right. yep That's so fucking that's even more sinister. You guys. I love it.
00:51:12
Speaker
Now he didn't even get laid. No. Exactly. But he did get to have a fake threesome with these two. So that's pretty Closer than I've been, except for the girl with six toes on one foot. I mean, he kind of has a fake threesome with them later, too. Oh, this scene is the Look at that smile he's got. there He is so happy.
00:51:28
Speaker
He's in the theater. I know they don't have, go back to it real quick. I know they don't have the money for it, but you put Beckett in the in the chair in the very back, just sitting there throwing grapes in his mouth or something, eating the fruit off his mixed drink. Yeah. Yes. You're going to get caught.
00:51:43
Speaker
Also, I want this fucking kitchen, by way. That's not that expensive. You take the shot with him back there, then you take the other shot, and then all you to is, it's a computer. You don't have to splice film. Yeah, especially with that dividing room. Easy. Yeah, because it's in a different room. yeah If Lifetime's looking to hire me, screen in that window. I could write a Lifetime movie.
00:51:58
Speaker
Yeah. Let's do it. They'd have to edit out all the nerfs I put in there, because I'm going a lot of nerfs in there.
00:52:05
Speaker
um That makes me happy. thought it life tits. But yeah, he does tell her like, I had a dream that Sophie was here with us. And she's like, that'll never happen. I'll kick her fucking ass like this. She's like, oh, she's crazy now.
00:52:17
Speaker
So he goes out to barbecue first thing in the morning, I guess, which is cool. I'm not judging. I got neighbors. ah And Sophie is out there and fucking bonks him over the head.
00:52:28
Speaker
She's got like a a a mask on, like medical mask. Yeah, she's wearing a medical mask a mask and a lab coat. He's outside barbecuing me because it's summertime in Arizona. He's like, I'm not making my kitchen hot. to make my eggs on a grill like a normal person.
00:52:42
Speaker
i Just lay down the Blackstone. Just sweating for breakfast. No, thanks. I mean, usually when hungover, I am sweating for breakfast. Yeah, different kind of sweat, though. is this Is this first semester or second semester? I don't know. Who knows? It's still hot.
00:52:58
Speaker
I mean, if it's August, yeah, it's fucking hot. It's still hot, no matter what. she knocks him out and ties him up on the ground. And then they have this moment where she pulls the medical mask down as if it's a big reveal. Surprise! I'm like, it's the woman with black hair and black makeup wearing a mask. I know who it is.
00:53:15
Speaker
Yeah, just cover her mouth and you're like, same person. Looks like some sort of raccoon.
00:53:22
Speaker
I would let a raccoon do surgery on me. But this is great because wild, wild, wild stuff. Yeah. They wash everything so you know he's clean. The raccoon is doing liver surgery. He takes it out, washes it in a lake and puts it back in. Yeah. I keep getting hair in the wound. I don't understand it. Dr. Raccoon maybe it's time have somebody else take over. you imagine little raccoon with his little hands holding him? Oh it would be adorable.
00:53:47
Speaker
It would be adorable but I'd still have to go to your funeral. You're gonna die. Exactly. umm I'm okay with that. But like she so he's begging her not to hurt him with a you know gag in his mouth and she just fucking straight up kicks him square in the balls which is awesome. It's kink for somebody. look at this little fella. Oh yeah, I mean these movies throw stuff in for the husbands who are having to watch it with their wives, right? It's like, here's a little bit of nut trauma for you for the weirdos out there.
00:54:13
Speaker
Unzips and she's oh it's so heavy to lift it. Isn't that what you want to hear? I'm going to need all the nurses. Yeah, I'm going to need a whole team of nurses to help lift it. He's like, I know. I know, it's my penis. You and your little friend have been causing all sorts of problems so we're going to remove it with these weird scissors that don't look sharp.
00:54:33
Speaker
ah It's like they're supposed to hold ah intestines. It looked it like just looks like... Okay, two things. One, she doesn't what the fuck she's doing. Or she wants to make it hurt so she does know what she's doing.
00:54:47
Speaker
And two, she just this is all stage anyway. like She knows she's not going to do it this. The scissors, she's I was thinking of what Eric Roberts was holding. The scissors she has are fabric cutting, like emergency room, cutting your jeans off.
00:55:00
Speaker
Because if I had a pair of scissors, I'll use this. She's going to cut his jeans out of this world. It's smooth and round to not puncture anything, but this part is sharp and just cuts so on the top. It's cutty-cutty, but on the bottom, it's smooth. So doesn't want hurt his balls. She just wants to cut his dick off. She's using the smooth part against his balls and the sharp part against his dick. You want to take his dick off? No more drugs for that woman. No more Mai Tais for that man. It's just, you want to take his dick off? I thought I was the crazy one.
00:55:35
Speaker
But so Melissa comes back because she forgot her homework. She hears Dr. Beck crying, goes out there. There's a little another little cat fight, and Sophie takes off. it did And then we've got these cops show up, one of whom looks like, oh, what did I say? i just want to say that that's what tied it in for me to believe that Sophie stayed and was actually there because she was there in the morning. Yeah. So i was like, oh, of course.
00:55:59
Speaker
How'd you get here so fast? There's a black cop and a white cop because that's how cops work in lifetime movies always. The black cop kind of kind of looks like a more svelte Reginald Val Johnson, and the white cop looks like if Gary Busey was in Pan's Labyrinth. I was going to say the one-eyed guy from Adam Sandler movie, the guy that like does this all the time. Oh, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to say he looks like a lifetime version of him. I can see that.
00:56:31
Speaker
But like, well, the cops are telling him like, we were surprised when you got off so easy. And Eric Roberts sticking to it. You mean when the jury found me not guilty? i said what I said. ah said what I said, fella.
00:56:44
Speaker
And they're asking Melissa, like, so are you two fucking? And she's like, hey, that's none of your business. But yes, we are. I love him. I don't have to answer that. We fucked all night. Wink.
00:56:57
Speaker
But Sophie has an alibi. This is where that little thing. Her mom will love mom yeah comes in. Because ah her her roommates said she went home to L.A. as soon as she got kicked out of school. Her parents said she was home and they have security footage of her at a credit card purchase wearing. She's got the hood she dressed like the Unabomber buying stuff with her credit card.
00:57:19
Speaker
and And Melissa and Dr. Beck are like right away like that's obviously her mom using her card. What the fuck? The cops are like, it's an alibi. Sorry, we don't like you. And Sophie calls him and she's like, I've got this Remington pump shotgun. I sleep with it under my bed at all times and I'm going to fucking kill you. And it's like, OK.
00:57:39
Speaker
All right. Drama free. And she does say, if I die trying to kill you, then it's worth it. This this young lady said that, I know she was setting him up, obviously, but her whole story, she's like, I just want to draw a drama free guy. so I'm going to live with this 74 year old guy that sees himself in a Hawaiian shirt that has a stalker coming to kill him because he tried to kill her. And it's this ongoing thing. So drama free is great for me.
00:58:06
Speaker
Yes. Yeah. But he's not cheating on her. It's not her drama. Not yet. wait till she finds out about his dark secret melissa who just gets progressively crazier throughout this movie uh hatches a plan to assassinate sophie to save ah dr beck and you've even got hawaiian back back there just like well this is interesting oh yeah let's see how it plays out he starts looking around where's hawaiian melissa i need a young girl too No, he's the rational one. He's like, where's Hawaiian Melissa's mother they to her grandmother? I will give it this. Lifetime is doing a good job trying to make it look like she is actually crazy and falling in love with him. Yeah.
00:58:50
Speaker
I just know it's Lifetime. saw the blueprint. This is the plan. this is the plan I mean, she's this girl is no stranger to Lifetime, right? Like she's in. I got to pull it up real quick. I forgot to write it down. don't remember. let me Let me list off some movies and tell me if these sound like Lifetime movies to you. Deadly Mile High Club, the wrong house sitter, the wrong Mr. Right, Deadly Infidelity, the Pom Pom Murders, Dying to Marry Him. I think we watched the Pom Pom Murders. Paralyzed by danger. No, we watched. ah
00:59:24
Speaker
oh What's it called? Oh, with the oblati chick. It's got the chick from life goes on um Beverly Hills 90210. That's the Tori spelling. Yeah. ah And the life that's by an uncle.
00:59:37
Speaker
something Something about a cheerleader. Yeah, cheerleader. Tori Spelling. No, I'm sorry. Cheerleader. Death of a Cheerleader.
00:59:48
Speaker
Easy. I don't know why I didn't remember that. stupid big That's a lifetime movie. It's also good. its It's an awesome movie. Well, that's like the pop pop killer. I've seen what passes for awesome.
01:00:00
Speaker
This was supposed to be an awesome movie. So they're now ah so following Sophie in a car. Yes, they drive to L.A. yeah. To follow her around. And get shovels. He had to take a nap because he's old.
01:00:13
Speaker
And a gun. I'm usually taking a nap around this time, so if you don't mind driving, I've got night blindness. He's only 62 in this movie, Jack. That's that's less than 20 years older than you. It's a dry age. I'm not making it that long. You kidding me? I've seen the way I live.
01:00:31
Speaker
But she goes to Dalton's gun and Guns and Ammo to buy more ammo for her Remington, apparently. And Melissa's like, I don't know if I can do this. I'm having second thoughts. He's like, but it was your fucking idea. we just drove from I'll do it.
01:00:45
Speaker
Yeah, ah fine. I'll do it. No, I'll do it. She grabs the gun, runs out there. fucking just unloads into this car and then runs away unloads into the car some more and this thing goes the fuck up in a high glorious cg explosion yes i guess i hit the gas tank yeah i'm not going to complain about it because it's lifetime like you can we don't have actual blow up car money we can't afford a car to blow up right this c4 isn't real this is just play-doh that we wrote on it's a making some them
01:01:16
Speaker
The makings of... You have a bomb. You are holding a bomb. But yeah, she kills him like Charles Bronson, or she kills her like Charles Bronson, and then she's like, don't know what happened. I panicked.
01:01:29
Speaker
So they run off and they bury the gun about an inch under the dirt. I panicked and I shot her in the face seven times. And then I panicked again when I shot seven more rounds into the gas tank of the car.
01:01:39
Speaker
It was my sixth shooter. And then I panicked by digging into this Arizona desert and burying that thing just enough to cover it. Like, dude, it's some some runner's going to trip over this. Like, oh, look at that. It's a gun.
01:01:53
Speaker
Well, also, I mean, you guys, the caliche, you guys try to. That's pretty deep down, though. You can get deeper. Yeah. No, no. Caliche, you can get down further than this. Just do what everybody else does, man. Go to Lakeside Park and throw your gun in the fucking water.
01:02:07
Speaker
God, right? If they were to trench that lake.
Absurd Scenes and Humorous Exchanges
01:02:13
Speaker
um Yeah, so they're watching a news report about the murder, and the questions show up. The questions show up? The cops show up to question them. Can we just start calling cops questioners? The questioners are here. They have some police for you.
01:02:28
Speaker
Nobody expected the Phoenix Metro metro Inquisition. ah shi Melissa starts freaking out. They're like, oh my God, do they want to talk to me? oh I shouldn't go down with you. I'm always next to you. I should just stay up here. Play cool. Yep.
01:02:42
Speaker
Play it cool. Stay in the, stay up in the bedroom. Yeah. when Stay in the bedroom. hopes You're fine. And it's the cops are like, how are you doing today, ma'am? I did it. Damn it. and That was a quick one. in the And Pan's Labyrinth Gary Busey is like, didn't didn't you say before that she faked her death by blowing up her car and now she's actually dead by blowing up her car? Pretty weird.
01:03:02
Speaker
Huh. Pretty weird, right That bitch tells all kinds of lies. Yeah. It's kind of convenient it's the same way that you she said she faked her own death. If I was going to fake my own death, I would cover myself in honey and roll around in bumblebees.
01:03:15
Speaker
Ha ha ha. I think if you roll around in bumblebees, you'll kill them. No, I am smarter. I have slowly been working up an immunity to bumblebees. I macro-dose with bumbles every day. I wake up, I have coffee and a sting.
01:03:30
Speaker
And then I listen to the police. The police scanner, which is narrated by sting. That's what we need. You know, they have like the voices for your GPS. You have voices for the police scanner, and one of them is sting. yeah ah Ooh, look that, someone's robbing that store over there. Get over again, 411 on the 2K.
01:03:53
Speaker
They just have it over in the UK like that. There's 211 193.
01:03:59
Speaker
There's 187. I'll be watching you. Everywhere you go, I'll be watching you. Oh, this one's about stalking. I guess I better get into my song now. Oh, man, should have put some fucking... so I know we're not affording any music money, but that by every every step you take, right here. I'm always watching. I'm always watching.
01:04:21
Speaker
um But they hear Melissa screaming upstairs. They go in. She's tied to the bed. She's all bloody. Just one arm is not tied, though, because she got herself untied. According to her story. Yeah. If fucking Beck comes in, if this is the best line of the movie because he's like, Melissa, why did you do this? Wait, did I do this? Right. like Hold on.
01:04:43
Speaker
No, I don't think so. Where's my Hawaiian shirt? but I know I've had some issues with reality. Where's Jimmy Beckett? Where's Jimmy Beckett? I need to ask him if I did. Who are you talking to? I'm asking my Hawaiian shirt itself that's been drinking all day if I did this because I don't know.
01:05:00
Speaker
So he's got this needle of drugs, question mark. He stabs one of the cops. He stabs a Gary Busey cop. it's just McDonald's mayonnaise.
01:05:11
Speaker
Szechuan sauce. You put that much mayonnaise in your system that quickly, it's going knock you out for at least 30 minutes. It's why nobody could get the Szechuan sauce when they did the Rick and Morty thing, because Dr. Beck took it all. Yeah. He's got a private stash. You want to see what's in my bank vault?
01:05:26
Speaker
But he stabs the one cop with the needle and takes off. And the other cop's like, are you okay? And the guy's like, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not sure what he stabbed me with. going to call I'm going to call the cops.
01:05:39
Speaker
Call different cops. Joke's on him. I've been microdosing with McDonald's mayonnaise since I was a young teenager. I have some between my gums right now. he He stabs the other cop outside, gets in his car and drives away. This cop's just firing wildly into this suburban neighborhood. There's like three kids dead across the street. You know it.
01:05:57
Speaker
You fucking know it. You know what you're not supposed to do is on a fucking arm full of drugs is go shooting at a runaway Eric Roberts. Oh shit, now I'm starting to see the Hawaiian shirt one too. Fuck. Fuck.
01:06:12
Speaker
So he's on the run now. He's hanging out with himself. See, they could have done my shot. You're right. Yeah, exactly. They've got it. And ah he's, you know, it's just like, what is his? can't remember what his his his self tells him, but like, we need to go. They're talking. Yeah, he's telling him come telling him to run. Yeah. Get back to me. Time's he's up to Mexico.
01:06:33
Speaker
The cops are up searching the house. They find C4 under the bed, which is when that cop is like, you've got the makings of a bomb here. It's a bomb. It's a fucking detonator. It's a whole wiring system. like It's not the makings of a bomb. It is literally a bomb.
01:06:48
Speaker
yeah You dropped a bomb under my bed, baby And they're taking Melissa's statement And she's like, yeah, he tied me up He might have raped me i' like i feel like you'd know but and she's like, I thought he was going to cut my boobs off or something Whoa, that escalated Don't have a lot there ladies don't have a lot there ah I gotta make him look younger. I'm gonna cut her tits off. Oh, this is what he's talking because this is when it cuts to him talking to himself. Yeah. Because he's like, they're listening to a news report and he's like, well, what if someone went upstairs and tied her up while I was upstairs? And then drunk him is like, you don't believe that, you fucking moron. It was her. Stop taking your pills. No, loves me. Stop taking your pills. Let me talk to you more. Yeah.
01:07:32
Speaker
You're an idiot. And he because he's like, because, yeah, he's like, no, she really loved me. And he's like, you even believed it. and He's like, yeah, man, she had me fooled, too. I don't know why. Slurp. Slurp.
01:07:47
Speaker
So instead of running away to Mexico, he decides to go back to the college and stalk Melissa some more. Yep. Follows her to this other house that's like i guess you said it was her aunt uncle's house. It was her aunt uncle's house who are always out of town. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Convenient.
01:08:02
Speaker
What is Home Alone 2? I think that's where our little um main thing. Oh, no, this one's in a house. But he does this again because he's just peeking around the wall watching her. It's his go-to move in these. I'm going you on Draft.
01:08:16
Speaker
this is That was right before he sees what we're about to see right now. okay, yeah. Because now Sophie and Melissa are trying on wigs to try a new look. And they settle on Elsa's long blonde hair and Snooki's makeup. Yeah, she got she has our president's tan.
01:08:36
Speaker
Yeah. She's the queen of doctors, dude. Tis a cheetah. yeah But yes, that is the big reveal. Bum, bum, bum. Sophie is there. It's like they walk in. Melissa walks into the house and she's like, hey, are you here? And it pans over to Sophie sitting at the piano. And it's just like it's the moment where you're supposed to go.
01:08:56
Speaker
but we we're just sitting there like, oh, she plays dun, dun, dun on the piano. she's that Nobody was getting it. So. dun dun du
01:09:05
Speaker
That would have been fantastic. Lean into it, man. You know kind of movie you're You need a leprechaun 3 this movie. Yes. Another star? It would have been to five stars with that? That's where you get another star is if you added that in there. So a star is taken away. Another star? When did I get the first one?
01:09:22
Speaker
There's not a star in this movie. i mean that acting wise and review wise. Jimmy Beckett is a star. He's not. He's fucking underutilized. He's wasted. He's wasted away in underageville, dude. Is this when they introduced Beckett is this episode or has he always yeah been there? The hallucination one. Yeah, this is where he's introduced. So they're just feeling it out. i might check out the next one.
01:09:42
Speaker
Maybe. Coming over tonight. Not going to pay for it, though. Just kidding. So we can. might we'll do We'll do a triple feature. of I don't like where this going. Just what the doctor ordered, which is the fifth one. Don't like.
01:09:55
Speaker
Hider in the house with Gary Busey where he's hiding in an attic. And ah what's it called? there's what Who's the guy? Branscomb Richmond recently did a Lifetime movie that's another take on the hiding in the walls thing. That's actually pretty fun. Do you love me some Branscomb Richmond? you did You did deliver on that last one. um Branscomb Richmond hiding movie Whitney do you know who Branscomb Richmond is he is the ah he's in Renegade he plays his Native American partner oh okay okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah I can't remember what it's called now
01:10:36
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, he just recently did one too that's like a take on ah the hiding in the walls kind of thing. Take on fleek. The walls are watching, it's called. Okay.
01:10:47
Speaker
I might not be. I might be. I can't really see it, but look at look at how fucking scary he is. He's terrifying. I just want have him hold me. So terrifying. yeah.
01:10:58
Speaker
We'll do a triple feature of Hiding in the Walls movies. Okay. I don't know why I stuff. Oh, well no. And then, obviously, people under the stairs. Yeah, yeah. So we can do it's like all four. That's like the Hiding in the Walls movie. That's Patreon.
01:11:09
Speaker
Oh, I didn't mean for the podcast. I just meant for personal fun. Yeah, we not we're not going to a podcast on that. I mean, um we like our listeners, not our play hosts.
01:11:21
Speaker
So that goes in. That goes in and grabs Sophie and he's like yelling at Melissa. I know why she hates me, but why'd you do this? And so we get the parlor. Are you ready for exposition? Here's what it comes down to, buddy. We've been friends since we were six years old.
01:11:38
Speaker
And when she told me to do a favor, I thought I'll fuck an old piece of beef jerky. And the fucked up part, the most fucked up part is they stole a body from the morgue. Yep. And so like when when when she was distracting Beck by saying, I can't do this anymore or whatever in the car. um Sophie switched out the fake body or the the real dead body for herself. I'm like, just put a dummy in there. I don't.
01:12:02
Speaker
They needed to put the ice cube back over your face again. i want you to know it looks like a world's biggest butt plug.
01:12:11
Speaker
It's just the world's tiniest ice scoop. She did threaten to put it in my butt right before we got on the air. Anything's a butt plug if you're brave enough or scared enough. i can I can warm him up with this end. But her her big thing here is, I did this because you're I'm going to be a doctor and you're an embarrassment to my profession. Yep. That's the reason? Not like just just for your friend?
01:12:33
Speaker
That's your reasoning? Yep. Personal vendetta. Okay. Okay. So he injects Sophie chloroforms Melissa and they both wake up tied to the very large kitchen island that can fit two full-size people. I this kitchen. yeah I like it, but I don't like especially that sink. I don't like what the ranges.
01:12:53
Speaker
The island is awkwardly positioned for everything else. Like it's not convenient for cooking. Is that a dishwasher or oven? ah That's an oven back there. Oh, on the side of the island? on the island. This motherfucker has trash compactor. Yeah. Dude, this is this has got trash compactor money. You can actually pay to get your trash compacted, you dog. Think of all the noodles I could make on this counter. I couldn't even afford to make stuff to have trash produced.
01:13:16
Speaker
Well, the bottom one is being used as storage because Sophie reaches in there to pull out the pot that she ends up bonking him with here in a second. Yeah. yeah But like this is actually really good. This is really fun, too, because...
01:13:28
Speaker
he's giving a speech about what he's going to do to them oh but he's like in a theater room like how the england has it's the surgery room well he's just in a classroom in the in his fantasy it's cutting back and forth between reality where he's giving this speech and then the fantasy where he's giving the speech to students and he's we're holding a bone saw for the speech you gotta cut into them rib cages gotta get through that i don't know how science works You spread out. He's going to make a Franken lady.
01:13:57
Speaker
You go crank a spreader. He's going to combine these two. Well, that's kind of what he says. Well, Sophie's heart is stained and ruined. But Melissa, she's she's got the real love. So we're going to take the poison out of Sophie and switch hearts because Melissa's heart will conform to the love that Melissa already has. And Sophie will take the love from Melissa's heart and then they'll both love him and they'll be a very happy family. And then they can live together as a polycule.
01:14:29
Speaker
yeah You guys understood that, right? Yeah. That's his plan. Well said. It's an idiot idiotic plan, by the way. i was going to say, really dumb. Not what Whitney said. The plan. Really dumb.
01:14:42
Speaker
Well, like what he's giving the speech. It's not how love works. The fantasy setting where he's giving the speech. Everybody's just standing perfectly still like pod people. Mm-hmm. Like there's no like reaction to what he's saying. Until the end and they all.
01:14:53
Speaker
Yeah. But Melissa does break free. Bonks him over the head. Calls 911. She wants to break free. She grabs the Remington that's always under the bed, but Sophie keeping the gun close but not loaded.
01:15:06
Speaker
So when she tries to shoot Dr. Beck, click. I don't understand the point of this unless he went up there. He knew the gun was up there. He took the bullets out. Oh, he snuck up before they did it. maybe Maybe somebody else snuck upstairs and unloaded the gun. Wait, did I do that? Was that me? Did I do that?
01:15:23
Speaker
The cops get there and he flees and they're just looking at Sophie and they're like, you look awfully familiar. Her wig's falling her wig is hanging off. He just pulls it off. She's like, no, I'm Sophie Brown. He's like, or Susan Brown. He pulls it off. You're Sophie Green. And she's like, ah. It was Sophie Green in the library with the Did you fake your death again? Right? Did you fake your death again? rascal. Dude, who fakes their death that many times in just a couple of years? got to wait a decade between death fakings. So faked my death again. Again. Must have had me about 16 sticks of C4. I was born Bob McIntyre.
01:16:05
Speaker
ha, ha, ha, I know what that means? No, I'm just i faked my death. oh Oh, yeah. You guys still think my real name is Jack. Stupid. It's Jacques. Idiots.
01:16:19
Speaker
So yeah, Beck drives away talking to drunk Beck, and he's just, drunk Beck keeps telling him, like, these girls are totally wrong for you, man. How many girls do you need to kill? Or how many girls need to try to kill you before you get away from them? He's like, he's like not I don't mean get away from young girls. I mean get away from all girls. No ladies, no senoritas, nothing. How do you expect me to do that? good i mean love his delivery right after he says no senoritas doctor real dr beck is like i don't i don't i don't i don't i don't i don't know if i can i think there may have been one or two more i don't but you're right i don't want your life
01:17:03
Speaker
ah don't want your life And he's like, you're wrong. You're wrong, Drunk Beck. My baby's out there somewhere. And he drives away. She's probably a baby right now. He drives away leaving Jimmy Beckett behind as if your imaginary friend can be left behind. Yep. That's how crazy he is. That's what the Lefty Hand series is about, right?
01:17:23
Speaker
That's how insane he is, man. He's like, I'll leave you right here. Cuts to credits. That's the end of the movie. movie Jack was so mad. What do you mean, was? Yeah.
01:17:36
Speaker
I still have to go through the rest of this day knowing I watched this. I'm going to start recommendations this time because it's not a surprise. I recommend this movie. I think they're fun. Obviously, it'd be a surprise.
01:17:46
Speaker
Obviously, they're not for everybody, but like they're fun and stupid and like, I don't know, dude. its Lifetime movies are fucking dumb. So watch them. Wife. um If you have somebody in your life that you love like i do.
01:18:01
Speaker
ah It is kind of entertaining to watch with him because then both of you are just like, what the fuck is going on? And it's like, it's a nice numbingness. And I welcome this compared to Empire of the Ants and Miami Connection. oh How dare you? i mean, this does have a musical number and up and amateur acting. We know I love musicals.
Final Reviews and Recommendations
01:18:24
Speaker
So it's it's a very, very soft. You get all the libations in you.
01:18:30
Speaker
It's a Dr. Beck before him's recommend. Yes. Dude, I can't recommend it it. My recommendation's so shallow, so soft that it's inverted. yeah any No, there's just it wasn't fun or's fun enough or stupid enough. you know i Like I said, there's bones here. You're right. This one's a little bit too competent. It's it's just be dumber.
01:18:53
Speaker
I hated it. We're all dumber for watching we We're all dumber for watching. But it leaves you on such a cliffhanger that you have to watch the next one. No, I don't. You literally just said 15 minutes ago. I said maybe I will they' got if they got more of this. You know, if they got more of Buffett.
01:19:12
Speaker
and They do. Oh, but they do. And it was a maybe.
01:19:19
Speaker
Make you. But yeah, I hated it. Okay, good. Well, happy birthday to me. Jack's going to quit the show. If I didn't quit the show during watching Empire of the Ants, I think we're good. Or Sphere. but um it's kman It's called bad movies. all right You can't love them all.
01:19:40
Speaker
I tried. I tried. ah um this this This wraps up my birthday month. It was just me trying to pick an example from things that I like a lot, like unknown Nick Cage movies, Ozploitation, Cynthia Rothrock, and Lifetime, especially with Eric Roberts. This was definitely the stinker of the month.
01:20:01
Speaker
ah Yeah. I'm pretty sure it costs more to make than dead end drive in, though. Well, either way, happy birthday. Happy birthday.
01:20:13
Speaker
Next week will be the end of our season three. when We always end our season with our anniversary episode because as we started the first weekend of, or the first Monday of December. So we always end the first Monday of December.
01:20:26
Speaker
And our anniversary episode will be us revisiting another movie from the early days, from before I knew what I was doing. This was our second episode. ah Cool as Ice, starring one Mr. Vanilla Ice. Mr. Vanilla Ice was his father. And the older sister from Home Alone, whose name escapes me and I don't think is on the Internet. But she's what the French call les incompetents.
01:20:50
Speaker
Yes. And this is available to rent on Amazon and Apple for $3.79. Or not on Apple, just Amazon, Google Play, YouTube, all those places for $3.79 or to buy for $9.99.
01:21:02
Speaker
Or it's streaming on a Prime app called Midnight Pulp, which I'm not familiar with, but it says you can get that by subscription. yeah Start a trial. Another one that says it has ads, so that means I'm assuming it's free, but it's called Cineverse.
01:21:18
Speaker
So you guys watch that movie because we're going talk about it, but it's so disjointed. We'll probably just be all over the place, kind of like this one. And then, of course, we have our Patreon at patreon.com slash worst people, where my birthday episode this month was on for for mental health was on The Running Man from 1987 with mr Schwarzenegger. here.
01:21:42
Speaker
I got you for five minutes. You can watch that on Netflix and Paramount Plus or you can get it for five bucks to buy on Amazon and Apple. So just buy it. It's so it's a mental health movie. So we're recommending it. Just buy it. It's fucking awesome. I mean, send it five bucks.
01:22:00
Speaker
Our other side show Latchkey Vids where this month we're doing the we already did the final episode of Cop Rock Episode 11 Bang the Pot Slowly. Good looking cast of people.
01:22:12
Speaker
It was lot of fun. It was sad that cop rocks over same, but we'll have some fun stuff coming up for you guys in the future. Yep. And yes, we have to thank evasion for providing our opening and closing music because they kick ass and we love them with all of our hearts and souls as much as Jack can love anything. That's fact.
01:22:33
Speaker
So that's been it for this month. I've been Derek. I am Whitney. I'm Jack. You gotta leave those girls alone, man. Wait, did I do that?