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HTSF Ep 32: The Mandalorian Ch 14 - The Tragedy
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In Chapter 14 of The Mandalorian, Din takes Grogu to the ancient seeing stone on Tython for some Jedi Wi-Fi, but just as the Force signal is loading, Boba Fett and Fennec Shand show up demanding the armor back. Before anyone can settle things, Imperial troops crash the party, leading to a tag-team brawl where Fett reminds everyone why he’s a legend. The good news: Din gains allies. The bad news: Moff Gideon swoops in and nabs Grogu, leaving Din staring at smoldering wreckage of the Razor Crest and one very empty baby carrier.
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Introduction to the Hosts and Guest
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Oh
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Welcome back, folks, to Han Took Shots First. almost said bad movies, worse people. are heard it. I'm Derek. I'm Jack. And I'm guest Whitney.
Podcast Future and Whitney's Show
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And this week we are talking about Chapter 14, The Tragedy. Boom, boom, boom.
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Yes, we have a guest with us today. guys. Whitney from the Bad Movies Worst People podcast. One third of said podcast, I hear. Yeah. You got my husband, whom I absolutely adore, and then his husband is also on it. It's just a lot of fun.
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I laugh the whole time. I don't fall asleep or lose track of time. Or the conversation. A glowing endorsement for your podcast.
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And right up top, before I get into everything, Remember, guys, bad movies, worse people. That's the feed you want to subscribe to, whether you're on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeartRadio, whatever, to continue getting these episodes. Because once season two concludes, which is only two more episodes after this. That's it. I will be switching everything over to that feed to make my life slightly easier.
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you can follow it there. Please follow there, because I would like to have a little bit of time with my husband.
Work-Life Balance Banter
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Well, and his life easier means more content for you if you're going to be selfish about it. Yeah. do you think I'm going to spend more time with you? I'm going to do more work.
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I'm going to replace that work with other work. He's not wrong, guys. Expect another tier coming to Patreon shortly. Maybe just a free show. What do I do? What do I know?
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Because when you start a podcast, you buy a job. Yep. I bought
Robert Rodriguez Films
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it. So this week we're talking again, like I said, about Chapter 14, The Tragedy. the tragedy jaalti Directed by Robert Rodriguez Bobby Rod, dude ah to Give me some of your favorite Bobby Rods Okay ah From Dusk Till Dawn yeah El Mariachi, Desperado Sin City, The Faculty, Alita Battle Angel Planet Terror Other movies that aren't good those are all But those are the ones you like though Yeah that's what I want to celebrate um want to celebrate his goodness yeah Let's celebrate his goodness
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I mean, there's stuff he's done that we will have to talk about on our bad movies. Where's people show or on Whitney's bad movies. Where's people show? Let's stick with the big guys. well Like he did a movie two or three years ago called hypnotic with Ben Affleck. That is hot trash.
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um We did it like, I don't know, at least four spy kids movies. So we got some stuff.
Spy Kids Memories and Style Discussion
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Have you ever like, hold on. Not to, not to like try and defend that, but have you ever seen any?
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Yes, I have seen the first two Spy Kids movies. Okay, because I have not seen any, so I really can't talk shit because if I was a parent, I'd be looking for anything to watch that isn't Paw Patrol, I'm sure.
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took my brother and his friend. Patrol didn't exist when I was a parent. I took my brother and his friend to go see one of the the first Spy Kids, I think. First or second one. i think it was the first one. I don't know. i took so. It still has ah no i didn't a miniature war werewolf kid in it.
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i don't know how many of those he was Taylor Lautner? Yeah. No, that's Shark ah oh shaard Boy and Lava Girl. Also Robert Rodriguez. Bobby Rod. So that's the one I saw in theaters. yeah Not Spy Kids.
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Correct. What's the difference though? They're all shot in his
Theater Experiences and Directing Style
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garage. I'm sure a lot, but I don't know. painted green and then they just CG everything in. And one of them has Antonio Banderas.
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That would be Spike Kins. But also Antonio Banderas in Desperado and Once Upon a Time in Mexico, which is one I have to revisit, but I know Desperado is great. I remember liking Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
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i hear it's not good. I'll watch it with you. in many moons I'll watch it with you for not an episode if you want, because I remember hating it when it came out, because Desperado at the time was one of my favorite movies.
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Well, that was around the time he started leaning into the Rodriguez-ness of his directing. So it's a little over the top and campy for some people. But I enjoyed it. But I also enjoy camp.
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so Hey, we're okay to have difference of opinions. Plus, Johnny w you like i don't johnny get Depp gets his eyes scooped out. And that's pretty sweet. That's always cool. Yeah.
Pandemic Memories and Humor
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Always cool. So this episode aired December 4th of 2020. Do you remember where you were December 4th of 2020? Almost COVID-mask.
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Yeah. ah You know what, though? I could say this before was was COVID times. i was probably at home. Or bar. I was roughly two months away from finally getting COVID. Yep. Nice.
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It was awful. I know. We had... I don't remember my date when I got it. You never remember your first. We had my... I found a brother and he came to visit with his kids and we had a big old Friendsgiving.
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um My surprise birthday party. We had 50 people here. We were were in Arizona. We were breaking all the quarantine rules. Oh, we're we were we're not like Florida, though.
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No. Well, no, we weren't just like spitting in each other's mouths. he put i mean, i licked classy alcoholic. I had masks out. I had a hand sanitizer everywhere. We told everybody this is ah this is a party.
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But you don't you know don't if you don't want we want you to come, feel fine. you know It's not like you're going to... Don't feel bad if you don't come. That kind of stuff. I took COVID as a chance. Not me. not I feel bad if you don't come, too.
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yeah I took COVID as a chance just like, yep, can't be around you guys. Sorry, government
Social Hug Explanation
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rules, man. Not well once in my life have I ever listened to the government except when it said don't hug people. i was like, they're on to something.
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That would have been me if I wasn't married to the most social person on the planet who after... after Papa government was like, you can't talk to people, be around them or touch them. She was like, I have to socialize.
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So, yeah, I mean, that's you on a day to day, by the way, but if that's you on a day to day. when somebody tells you can't, it's all you fucking want. Yeah, I learned the the hug that I give you, Jack, is where you just put the back to back and then you kind of like shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. Just so the audience knows it's not a hug by anybody's standards but mine.
Writing Styles of 'The Mandalorian'
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It's human contact. It's human contact. And that's what I needed. this one is back to being written by Jon Favreau. So that last episode was that was written by Dave Filoni, at least so far, is the only one in this season that Jon Favreau wasn't the credited writer on.
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Okay. Yeah. I mean, like I said in the last episode, that's Filoni's baby. The things that he writes the best about, the he created Ahsoka Tano.
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And he has a very big interest in Mandalorian culture, which we're going to see here and mostly next season. Speaking of knowing too much about Star Wars.
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i read a alien too I read a thing in the IMDb trivia where I was like, dude, go outside, touch grass, do anything. There is a thing here that says Fennec Shan counts to two in basic when she's trying to dislodge a large boulder.
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Basic, for those who don't know, is English. um This person goes on to say in Arabash, it would be Arik. Besh for one, two.
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In Hatties, it would be Nobo, Bo. In Bachi, it would be Wan, Zvu. And in Mandoa, it would be Solus, Tad.
Star Wars Language Trivia
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Okay, why does this person have that much time on their hands?
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Get a life. I mean, like, these are things that you don't... Get your dick sucks. Even if you don't know... Touch it yourself. Even if you don't know this, like, as normal information, it's easy enough to look up. But Whitney just said, like, who has the time?
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What are you doing just sitting and looking up all the languages? kid ah Get a fucking girlfriend or boyfriend, please. I will say it was like 71 people found it interesting, but ah but it was out of like 130. So there were people who were like, hey, that's cool. But almost as many that were like, get out outside life, look at a cloud, touch the grass, say hello to your neighbor.
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Before you kill yourself find ah find a proper forum.
'From Dusk Till Dawn' Trivia
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Don't go on IMDB find you a fucking chat room. we find like minded nerds. That's great. We don't have our friend the classy alcoholic on this episode, but he would have already told this person to kill themselves, which is not something we condone. However, he would have said it.
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It would have been said quoted. He would tell you to get a passport and some pussy. I have another fun fact for you guys. ah So I mentioned Robert Rodriguez directed from Dusk Till Dawn, which is a fantastic movie written by Quentin Tarantino.
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Acted by Tom Savini.
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Acted by a lot of great people. Tom Savini's got that little bullet dick. It's
Mando and Grogu Relationship
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great. Sex machine. However, Robert Rodriguez wrote. at least one of the sequels for from dust till dawn, which was from dust till dawn three, the hangman's daughter.
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we watched the trailer for that, which also starred Tamor Morrison. So this is not the first time they have collaborated. Fucking Tams. ah I love me some Tams.
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like Michael Jackson dense moves.
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ah So at the beginning of this one, we're back on the ship. Seems how we usually start these. And this is what I was talking about last week. um Mando is just having a great time with knowing Grogu's name. Yeah. Because he just like looks over. He's like, Grogu. right and he laughs and he looks away again. He's like, hey, Grogu.
Grogu's Aging and Yoda's Species
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Dank Ferrick. And he gets all excited. Dank Ferrick. He knows his Ferrick name. that's because he takes the ball and he goes, Dank Ferrick. And then Grogu thinks he's in trouble and drops the ball. Yeah. he's just It's an excited. It's like being, oh, shit.
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Yeah. Yeah. Shit. It's a motherfucker instead of motherfucker. Motherfucker. But he assures him. He's like, no, you're okay. It's got to be hard. Dang Farrak.
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It's got to be hard for, I guess not because he's more of an empath. Grogu is more of an empath, right? He can feel your emotions and hear your words, but he can't see your facial expressions at all.
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Yeah, and that's gotta be. But he you can see we saw that. I think he might have have better understanding. We didn't really touch on it, but like when he's having the moment with Mando, when he Mando pulls out the shifter knob and has the baby pull it to. him Yeah, stuff.
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um There's a moment of him looking at the mask because he's looking at Ahsoka and he's got the ears down and he looks worried. He looks at the mask and his ears are up. And even though he's not doing what he says right away, even the mask is like he understands this is this is my guy.
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He thinks the mask is part of his face. I think so. mean, he's never seen any difference. I mean, it technically He's seen him lift it to drink because we've seen them do that together. or like i think he was sipping soup.
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But like, yeah. that he's like That's what his head looks like. Do you think he takes it off to poop? No. I mean, the refresher closet has a door, or at least a curtain. He's got like a shower curtain, I think.
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ah um he this This guy takes this off for nothing. He takes it off anytime he's alone. He's like, oh, God, the air feels so good on my flesh. No, you can't get used to it.
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You got to make like a once a year thing. Back to being bottled up. This is the way. This is the way. Oh, I got to hate being on Tatooine.
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But I like when he's like telling them, like, hey, so we're going to go find you these Jedi. We're going to go to this planet. You're going to go to the big magic rock. You're going to find someone who can help you. But, hey, you have to go with them if they decide they're going to train you, okay?
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Like, it'll be okay. You can go with them. You can leave me. It's one of those things that's more like, is he trying to convince Grogu? He's trying to convince himself, dude. Yeah, or himself. So...
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so yeah You know, it's like it's a little bit of both, I'm sure. But you he's attached to this little this little monster at this point. He is. you Think of how fast you got attached to Zoe. Oh, that's just how I that's why he called Drogo a little monster. Well, that's why that's how I refer to any young baby child.
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It's not just because this guy's green and has elf ears or whatever. It's because he's ah baby. So he's a monster. 100% didn't think that's what you were doing. No, yeah, they're not human. Like, the human babies aren't human. Was Zoe human when you met her?
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Oh, She's almost there. She actually just became officially human recently. Yeah. 18 years old. Paying taxes. I don't know what it is for Grogu's age, like Grogu's race, because he's 50 and he's still like a
Mandalorian Culture Discussion
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three-year-old. So like, I'm going to say like 100, maybe 150 or 225 maybe is when he becomes like an actual like living creature and not a demon. But you got to wonder, is he so far back because he turned all of his fucking force powers off to hide and survive? Like maybe he's regressed himself by doing that.
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No, I mean, what's... I can't do basic math. Yoda says something about training younglings for a certain amount of time, which means that Grogu should be training people soon.
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Either Yoda's exaggerating, which is a possibility. Yeah, his got to be different. It's the same species. No, like, he's a different species than other younglings, so... Grogu? No, no, I'm talking about Grogu and Yoda.
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Oh, yeah, they're obviously the same species. Yoda was saying what they're called. So I did some some yeah we already made up. It's called yodels. I did some quick math. I'm not going to explain it because it's probably wrong.
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But at 50, based on like a human lifespan, he's three. He's about the age of almost just about four years old. So he would need to be. Because I did the average human age of like 75 is what I threw in there, even though it's way up now, which is unfortunate. But like.
00:14:46
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He would need to be like 200 years old at least probably before he starts training anybody. Yeah. Which puts Yoda's statement a little off. Yeah, it would make him like 16.
00:14:58
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How long did Yoda say he'd been training people? don't know. cause or hat these up More than that. Well, he's 950-ish when he dies, right? 900.
00:15:09
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Okay, i thought it was a little higher. When 900 years old you are, look this good you will not. Oh, yeah. Okay. But like either way, he's got a few hundred years to go before he's old enough to take the reins.
00:15:23
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Yeah. Or drive. About 200 years old, you can get your driver's license. I want to go to 250. You can buy Spotska.
00:15:36
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Hopefully they have a better age than 21 because that's just ridiculous. You can enlist in the Imperial Army, but you can't buy some Spotska. Well, I don't know if you know if it's like that. If you get drafted when you're under 21, you can drink legally.
00:15:50
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Really? You can't buy it from me. In Texas, you can. Now is that guardian? Yeah, you have to have a guardian. but like you so yeah if you If you go in with the Mandalorian, let you buy some booze. Yeah, he has to purchase it and they give it to you.
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Hi, I'm this 50-year-old you see here. I'm his 30-year-old father. So we need booze. but So they get to Tython. um I like how he circles this little like the the magic rock as he calls it and he's like there's nowhere to land So we're gonna do this last stretch with the windows down.
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What do you mean? We get a jetpack Zoomy zoom scene and with a little the little puppet just been like He loves some fucking window down action. Yeah he does yeah Windows down murder up.
00:16:36
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That's the way he likes to calm down. He's only 50 Think of Candy with her head out the window. Exactly. It's just like a dog. Like, I like felt like feeling my ears go. fuck um i He gets to the rock and he's like, so what does this look Jedi to you?
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Baby's like, me sorry, I only understand when you say Grogu.
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I understand one word. i understand your tone most of the time. Right now you sound confused. But it's also great. Does this look like like Jedi to you? i wish you would have said Jedi-y. Yeah.
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Does this look Jedi-y to you? i love that. He's sitting on the rock and he's like talking to the butterflies. In my mind, he's talking to the butterflies. In my mind, he's trying to eat them.
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ah yeah but Mando doesn't get it and he's just like what is happening did it not and I'm like no he's having a conversation with everything and the second that Mando stops he goes okay and then he listened to the butterflies oh it's a combination of both of your guys' thoughts he is talking to them but he's like also I'm not gonna eat you land on my finger ah right here i got a spot for you to land
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But yeah, he's he's he puts him on the seeing stone and he's like, so you see something or does it does't show you something? I don't really know how this works. Do you do the hand thing?
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And then he notices the slave one approaching. We're going to call it. Oh, sorry. Formerly known as slave one. No, I'm going to continue to call the slave one. It looks like an elephant face. It's based off of a blow dryer.
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but I'm pretty sure that's the fire blaster. The fire spray, which is the make of the ship. Like in in in old legends, the Slave won is a fire spray. It was a policing military ship that Jango Fett stole and he is a prototype.
Boba Fett's Ship Renaming
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He stole it and he stole the plans from it.
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So there was not a lot of people that had this ship. um They later tried to recreate it a little bit, but like it just never caught popularity. Disney just didn't want anything called the Slave I. It doesn't mean that he had slaves and also he probably fucking did or he was involved in slave trading.
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Well, yeah, exactly. He was he was he's a slave to his money. That's what it is. He's a slave to the bounty. yeah He was a he was a quote unquote bounty hunter, which mostly meant capturing escaped slaves i'm sure for the huts.
00:19:09
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Yeah. Like that. Well, not just not exclusively. But I mean, if you're working for the huts, you've done some shit. That's all. Yeah. yeah know like but like i like that Disney's like, we don't want to call the ship the Slave I. There's still slavery in Star Wars, though. I wouldn't worry about it.
00:19:23
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yeah Yeah. Lots of it. Everybody has slaves.
Mandalorian Sects and Cultures
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Speaker
We can't call it that. But do you remember the... i don't I think they took it off of the new Boba Fett armor we see here, but he has the hair, the braids.
00:19:35
Speaker
Those are Wookie braids, dude. Like this motherfucker used to fight. That's the cool thing about... but See, I don't see him. There's actually a good explanation for why it wouldn't be there.
00:19:46
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Um, in the special features on the disc, it's probably part of the Disney plus special feature because it's fucking bio stuff. It would have gotten me by the star. Every everything in the Sarlacc pit. Cause they were like, okay, so we know we're bringing Boba Fett back. How do you survive the Sarlacc pit? Well, the but the best car would survive, but any of the non best car organic material, the cloth, everything like that would be dissolved. That's a good fucking reason.
00:20:11
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That's a good fucking reason. yeah But i just want to say, like, it was so good that what made Boba Fett so cool was because he was perfectly neutral. Kind of. You know, like his lovers beat him he would do the job.
00:20:24
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I would say he was like. Not even the quite chaotic, neutral, chaotic, evil, maybe because he did what was good for him, but he liked doing bad things. He was okay with it, at least.
00:20:36
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Yeah. Yeah, he probably liked it.
Fennec Shand and Boba Fett Strategies
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Speaker
He probably liked it. Because why would you wear a trophy of Wookiees if you didn't like it a little bit? Yeah, exactly. Or was it an intimidation factor? I've always said that I'm chaotic neutral.
00:20:47
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I might be closer to evil. We know.
00:20:54
Speaker
I don't know what she's talking about. Blink if you need help, Derek. Don't you fucking blink. Why did your screen just blink?
00:21:06
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Either Derek froze or he's trying to die Yes um But i like so Grogu, who we now know as Grogu, is in his little force meditation thing in this little tube of light behind Mando on this picture. And it's called one.
00:21:28
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The slave one comes in and Mando's like, all right, we got to get the fuck out of. all Of course. Now you're fucking doing the magic. He does this like three times, though, where he's like, let me go try and get the baby. each time it's stronger ah the first time he almost reaches him the second time he gets his hands into the the light pyre here and the last time he's like struggling to even get over there and he doesn't even get within maybe five or six feet and he gets blasted back it's just a funny thing is like maybe this time I'll get it I know it's been getting worse for me but maybe this time I still think he should have just stayed up there the whole time and not have gone down
00:22:06
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and now he needed no he needed a re so So now he's got another ship coming in on his unguarded ship. So as yeah as we see later, this could easily... Slave 1 could have fucking... Or sorry, Slave.
00:22:19
Speaker
The Slave 1 could have come over and just fucking blown the shit out of the Razor Crest. Yeah. well he So he's like, I gotta get back there. i said this to Winnie. I was like, this is Star Wars. Why did he walk away? He had the high ground, but he hasn't seen those movies, so he doesn't know.
00:22:34
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He's a foundling, dude. He didn't grow up with those stories. but we all and They didn't even have a VCR in his house. We also really need a reason to get his jetpack off.
Grogu's Capture and Conflict
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Otherwise, he's going to follow these dark troopers.
00:22:46
Speaker
So like watching this, I get it. But it's a little transparent. It's like we're trying really hard to get his jetpack off. but And that is one of the sillier things. Like so he he goes down, he meets Boba Fett, Tamora Morrison.
00:23:00
Speaker
Fennec Shand is playing sniper. He doesn't know that yet, but she's up there playing Overwatch. Yeah, exactly. And he's like, drop your weapon. And if you if I see a muzzle flash from her, you're both fucking dead.
00:23:11
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My best car is going I'm the one wearing best car. I'll survive. I got fucking guns. I got whistling birds in this. I got a gun in this hand. And yeah, guns not point at you. Oh, shit. OK, well, that's my weakness.
00:23:23
Speaker
And even though he knows the the little light tunnel repels him, we don't know. He doesn't know if it will stop. Laser blast. I'm not going to But that's when does engage his little... you say laser blast? Whistling bitches. Laser blast, you know, the best movie. Those little whistling bitches.
00:23:38
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And then that's Whistling bitches. Boba Fett is like, ah, put that shit down. ah Well, he's like, yeah everybody calm him the fuck down. Literally, I just want the armor.
00:23:49
Speaker
And Mandalorian, you're going to have peel it off my cold, dead fucking body. And he's like, no, no, no. Not that armor. My armor. Are you Mandalorian? No. And then going back to episode two, I'm just a simple man making my way through the galaxy.
00:24:03
Speaker
And it it goes like we we talked about another episode before it is here. Jank, whether Jango Fett is a Mandalorian or not is up for debate because some people say he stole his armor. Other people say he was a foundling. Well, so according to this, so at least according to the story, he's told his son.
00:24:19
Speaker
Yeah, he was a foundling. Because that's what we find out later on once gets the spoiler alert. I mean, i already showed the fucking chapter 14 thing so you can see it there. But he gets the Boba Fett armor.
00:24:32
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ah um He says shows he shows the code and he's yeah like this was given to my father by your forebears. and He's like, oh, you were a foundling. So I mean, it's in the chain code. It's whatever. So.
00:24:43
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So the reason I say but it depends on who you ask is because there are so many. Here's the problem. There's so many sex and cultists of Mandalorian. Sex. Sex. With a t um The people that killed Jango Fett's ah yeah whatever the reverse of a foundling is, father, sponsor, they were called the true Mandalorians.
00:25:04
Speaker
So they don't believe in foundlings. You know what i mean? Like there's just so many different rules and groups where even when Mando meets the night owls, he's like, whoa, you just took your helmet off. You're not real Mandalorians.
00:25:17
Speaker
Night owls consider themselves pretty fucking real Mandalorians. They're just not, what is it? It's, uh, the children of the watch. the watch Yeah. Yeah. But they're the, the fucking orthodox version like the super crazy oh that was ze that would be yeah the zealots like so man was actually part of the zealot but you're kind of onto something it's the sense that like ah Christianity has so many different offshoots but you all disagree on one minor thing it's like oh I don't believe in A they believe in B this guy believes in C so no we we're we're similar we don't get along
00:25:54
Speaker
But it's the same basic religion. It's just yeah stupid little details. You keep your helmet on. i fucking dress in blue. This guy doesn't believe in adoption. This guy anti-vaxxes. His clan's not going around long.
00:26:08
Speaker
In this case, though, this would be the the truth for this, at least, because he says, like, oh, my father. Basically, my father was a foundling. The children of the watch do believe in foundlings. Obviously, dave that's how they sure do. That's how they expand their numbers.
00:26:22
Speaker
So when Mando sees that, he's like, all right, cool. Then that's your armor. Maybe you're not a Mandalorian, but your father was. That was his armor. Now it's your armor.
Razor Crest Destruction
00:26:32
Speaker
i think that's kind of so complicated because how do you think Din Djarum react if he's like, I'm actually it's not my father.
00:26:39
Speaker
It's my donor. Like I'm a clone of him. How do you think Din Djarin react? I don't know. Cause I don't know. I mean, they found the clone thing in that one episode and they seemed ah shocked by it.
00:26:52
Speaker
So I guess it's not very widespread. was like, I don't know how widespread the knowledge of cloning is other than the clone wars, obviously. And the Clone Wars were all ones that died out really quick because they had the age advancement thing.
00:27:05
Speaker
Boba Fett's unaltered, obviously, so he's not dealing with that. But I just wonder how Din Djarman... Is it my dad's armor or is it my armor? It's actually kind of my armor because we are 99.9% genetically matched.
00:27:18
Speaker
Exactly. i didn't I mean, he didn't seem phased by the fact they found clones other than the fact that it was supposed to be an an abandoned like forward base in that one episode. Yeah.
00:27:28
Speaker
Was that two? yeah episode 12 or chapter 12. So like, I don't think he cares about that. It'd be like, well, that guy raised you and he gave you his
Moff Gideon's Plans with Grogu
00:27:37
Speaker
armor. Because I mean, in this case, he's raising Grogu and it's not his kid. So I mean, and he does get a little tiny. He does get a little tiny ah fucking Beskar armor eventually. He does get some chain mail.
00:27:49
Speaker
Oh,
00:27:52
Speaker
um But yeah, so they they have the standoff there. Fennec's up there and he recognized her by her voice immediately. He hasn't even turned and seen the helmet yet. No, I'm sorry. i've I've been sexually attracted to you ever since we met.
00:28:05
Speaker
Your voice has not left my head. She's like, it's understandable. Have you seen me? yeah I've seen me. I love me. oh give me some Agent May. I'm even better now with this robot torso that I have going on. apparently You should see how I can twerk it.
00:28:24
Speaker
can't see me doing it. When Jack gets mad a few episodes when we're talking about Boba Fett and we've got all these guys with their modifications and stuff. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Fennec Shand has her entire insides middle replaced by. Yeah, because it's necessary. And it's still exposed. All she has it covered by is leather on her armor. It's not like it's totally inside of her. It's a necessary. It's 100% inside of her.
00:28:48
Speaker
but Much like Luke Skywalker in episode six with his fake hand. It's not the entire thing and sticking out because he doesn't he doesn't look like the Monopoly man is visiting Tron.
00:29:00
Speaker
Hers is only covered by clothing. His is covered by fake hand goo. His is covered by clothing also. Anakin's is covered by clothing. He's wearing a glove the whole time. Anakin has a glove and he takes off and there's a robot hand. You're both you're both right and you're both wrong because um Luke Skywalker puts on a glove in episode six after it gets shot on Jabba's barge.
00:29:21
Speaker
But before it gets shot, he has... hand go flesh. Yeah, it looks like real flesh. That's what I'm saying is Fennec Shand is walking around with these modifications coming out of her gut from the same guy.
Boba Fett's Loyalty Pledge
00:29:33
Speaker
If I remember right, who does all those mods on the fucking Wolverine kids that are in their fucking scooters this time.
00:29:40
Speaker
This time he wasn't all fucking yacked out on death sticks and he put it inside of her body instead of taping a kaleidoscope to a dude's eye. I've met black market modders.
00:29:51
Speaker
They're called tattoo artists in our world. A lot of them are yacked out on death sticks all the time. right. That's fair. Death stick. Death not death dicks. Death sticks is the equivalent of drugs and or cigarettes in Star Wars. Yeah. No one knows. Question mark.
00:30:07
Speaker
Yeah. So while they're but either way, we'll yell about Boba Fett when we get to Boba Fett. Be prepared for seven or at least four like two hour long episodes. Yeah. The last
Cara Dune's Role and Mando's Plan
00:30:17
Speaker
three. The last three are all just Mando season 2.5. Hashtag fuck the mod squad.
00:30:22
Speaker
Yeah. Hashtag I want one of them blue scooters. I remember Derek loved the Mod Squad. Dude, give me blue. Because he's a Power Rangers fan. Why wouldn't he love I've wanted a hover vehicle ever since I saw Back to the Future.
00:30:37
Speaker
This is true. Cool. Star Wars barely believes in wheels. There's so many cooler hover fucking vehicles than this Vespa. Yeah, that's pretty cool. This is the Princess Vespa motorcycle. He wants to do lead song. Maybe that's why I like it, because I love space balls, too.
00:30:52
Speaker
Steal my sunshine. Yeah, I need a bunch of people on hover scooters so we can zip back and I was lying the grass. There was two sons on Tatooine. Me and my sister making out. and my dad said, come and rule with me.
00:31:11
Speaker
you watch that video, they are as incestual as some Skywalker shit. They're siblings? Brother and sister. But you know that they were the rest of that album does not sound anything like that. and It's all like B-boy hip-hop. No, no, no. Actually, the rest
Conclusion and Call to Action
00:31:27
Speaker
of that album is pretty great.
00:31:29
Speaker
ah Well, they are from like fucking Norway or something. and i just assume I assume that blondes have sex with their siblings because I've seen Game of Thrones. ah so This is not to all blondes out there. They have dark hair. Anyway, I i thought she was white and he was not. this is Cut all this, Derek. It's a disaster. We can't talk about blondes fucking their siblings, dude. We just lost the blonde market.
00:31:56
Speaker
I know, right? I know, just lost 8% of our listeners. ah We can't afford to lose that.
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00:33:20
Speaker
Thank you. So another ship comes zipping into the atmosphere. The tension here on their little talk is broken. He's like, time to go. tries to grab can. You're not my enemy anymore. This is my enemy now. Yeah, because this is an Imperial troop dropper. Oh, sorry.
00:33:36
Speaker
I was saying that we had to find a way to get the jet pack off. That's Boba Fett's thing. He's like, everyone calm down. She's going to lower her gun when you lower your jet pack. And he does.
00:33:47
Speaker
And I was like, why is that Boba Fett's concern is the jet pack, not the gun? Here's why. Yeah, that's the thing that that's the main thing that bothered me in this episode is really the only thing.
00:33:58
Speaker
Yeah. Starts with like, we all need to lower our weapons. OK. And when he says she'll put down her gun when you put on your jet pack and I'm like, his jet pack doesn't have a rocket on it like yours. So it's not a weapon.
00:34:09
Speaker
Yeah. What are we doing here? What's your concern with it? maybe Story convenience is all of it. is and that's all that it is. Yeah. OK. It is i was like is wait, is he with my Gideon? i mean Because the rocket, you can see the rockets. It's not like it's an internal one. you wait when it When it's loaded, it sticks up.
00:34:25
Speaker
I mean, I guess with the backpack jetpack, I say backpack because I always think of the MC Chris song. My backpack's got jets. But um his jetpack could help him with his fighting, I guess, too.
00:34:41
Speaker
Sure. Because... Boba Fett doesn't know how trained he is with it. He can pretty much still use it to just fly. he could But you can use it for maneuvers. and Oh, you fly up in the air and just drop bombs down.
00:34:52
Speaker
Yeah, or you just like grab Fennec and fly her up in the air and drop her down. There you go. The go-to Mando move. What? what You're going to drop her on your face? Yeah. I'll watch that. That's what said.
00:35:06
Speaker
Yeah, he runs up to get the kid. Of course, he can't get in And then a lot of the rest of this episode is just action. I have notes about it, but we're not going to go through step by step. But like, oh, I got notes in my brain about how fucking delightfully brutal this is.
00:35:23
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Dude, Fennec Shand is up on the top just picking off these fucking stormtroopers who are running up the hill. We do. I do appreciate the wide shot of like the large group coming up because you see her just.
00:35:34
Speaker
Bam, bam, bam, taking these dudes out. and you're like, okay, well, there's not really a concern. But when they cut to the wide shot and there's like 12 dudes coming up and like she's picking these guys off. She gives a, she's like, there's more coming.
00:35:46
Speaker
Yeah. She even gives like a sigh, like, dude, um ah I'm trying, like I'm doing it. You're doing it with a 50 cal sniper rifle, not with a fucking machine gun. Anybody who plays video games will understand that she does a 360 no scope.
00:35:58
Speaker
This fuck, I understood that. ah This Gatling gun. Oh, yeah, they set up the... ah Is it E-Web? Is it still lasers or is it actual, like... No, it's still laser. It's still pew pews. And I really appreciate that. Like one day i would love to break down what the actual gun types are because this is this is more of an ordinance than it is a laser. But it is it's a whole thing we have to get into with slugs and what is we see red coming out of the gun. So I guess it's a laser.
00:36:27
Speaker
But like during this whole thing right before the while they're setting up the E web, I wrote down E 11. That's a little tiny one, right? That's the one you got behind you. Yeah. All right. No. And then their mortar launcher. Oh, OK.
00:36:40
Speaker
Oh, I appreciate the mortar launcher because it's like that's a physical. Sorry. That's a physical ammunition. Yeah. That's really cool to see. But I love her. like She's hard killing a bunch of these dudes when they start getting up to her. like The one dude, she like hits him.
00:36:55
Speaker
He bounces off one rock onto another rock onto the ground. That's that Bobby Rod. One of the other dudes does the ah the face plant that we talked about way back when Mando met Cara Dune.
00:37:08
Speaker
And she takes him out and he falls on his face and his body folds. Oh, yeah. Except for, in this case, that guy isn't getting back up. No. This dude does a full face fall and his body folds and halfway to Scorpio. Did you feel the back of your heels touch your head?
00:37:23
Speaker
It's not supposed to do that. And then some of these other ones. ah Oh, no, that's I think that's actually Boba Fett, not her doing this because ass he's doing the physical fighting. So Boba Fett is still right now. like Gaffy stick. he's yeah Absolutely. Gaffy stick. Gaffy stick. I fucking love it.
00:37:41
Speaker
But it is him doing it because there's also the ones where he's just straight up smashing the fucking armor off their faces. he's in his robes right now with a gaffy stick. And it's what this is showing me is A, how strong he is and how brutal he can be.
00:37:56
Speaker
And B, how cheap their armor is when it comes down to it. Because he is wrecking them. Like fucking much like the armorer. Shit's just flying off their fucking helmets as he's hitting them.
00:38:08
Speaker
Well, because the gaffy stick is a weapon that he adopted from the Tusken Raiders, which is something we'll... That's right. We'll find out the... That's the best episode of Boba Fett, and think we can both agree on that. It's not even close. Second episode is the best fucking episode.
00:38:23
Speaker
makes me emotionally rock hard. It's the one that everybody has to agree on, I feel like. And there's people who don't. You're wrong. But even if you don't like Boba Fett, the series, which I won't ever try and sway you.
00:38:33
Speaker
You got like that episode. I will try and sway you. He's he gets it from living with them and learning how to fight with them and doing all that. So but the fact that the Tusken Raiders who are looked down on by everybody else because they're primitive, his weapon can literally smash the armor off their faces and break it into a million pieces.
00:38:52
Speaker
It means that their shit is cheap as fuck. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's cool. And then, and so then he kind of sees his opening. He's like, fuck dude, there's another drop ship coming in, which means there's whatever we just killed.
00:39:04
Speaker
There's that many more. I'm going to go over to the razor crest and I'm going to put my suit of armor on. yeah And I can't tell you how happy I am to see some of the things that we've only seen in the visual dictionary be utilized in the screen.
00:39:19
Speaker
That was one of the things I read in the trivia. Cause again, I didn't, I don't didn't read comic books or anything, but even in cartoons, it It hasn't been a lot of these weapons haven't been utilized. Knee darts. It's stuff that's been in books only.
00:39:34
Speaker
thing fucking dope. darts, the missile, which we did see Jango Cobb Vanth use. Oh, yeah. We saw Jango use it, too. but But it's specifically talking about, like, because this is the first time Tamora Morrison has worn in the Boba Fett armor as Boba Fett in live action.
00:39:51
Speaker
Yeah. And... It's the first time that any of this stuff stuff is used by Boba Fett, who it's known for in live action. So the missile, the knee darts, the he's got like a dual blaster thing on his wrist.
00:40:05
Speaker
Dude, there's somebody that he uppercuts and does like the, ah what's the Spider-Man shocker? It's like Spider-Man's villain shocker in the live action. He does this thing where it's like he punches and then another energy blast just launches that guy.
00:40:20
Speaker
Should've cued Wilhelm scream, just saying. Hit I have it in my notes as punch blast. So punch blast. Punch blast is great, dude. It's i was where the most movie we talked about or maybe watched where a guy has a gun.
00:40:34
Speaker
Inglourious bastards. Okay. Yeah. Which is a real weapon developed by the SAS in World War Two. There was maybe only a hundred made. It's like Whitney's about to watch a movie about the SAS and she doesn't know it yet.
00:40:46
Speaker
I've got Inglourious Bastards right up saturday here somewhere. so Well, this is a real but historical movie, not way historical. Inglourious Bastards isn't? They didn't actually kill Hitler. I'm sad.
00:41:00
Speaker
But I do want my 100 Nazi scalps. I went to school in Arizona. i didn't learn anything about actual history. You know, it's funny. Me neither until I was about fucking 30 years old. i was like, whiskey and documentaries is a good night. Yeah.
00:41:14
Speaker
i'm I'm still like, am I coming over on Saturday? Yeah.
00:41:20
Speaker
um But yeah, one of the mortar blasts like knocks this boulder loose that Fennec Shand is using for cover. So she pushes that down. And I love this dude. In Swedish, it would actually be Ein Sly.
00:41:34
Speaker
And I like this guy trying to he's like, I'm not going to abandon this gun because guy with red shoulder will be pissed. Yeah, he's like the lead guy or whatever. also is just like, get up there. He's trying to blast this boulder away like it's a video game. Like he's like, I can get it before it comes down the hill.
00:41:50
Speaker
I like the idea until it's really close to you. Like when it's coming down the mountain, sure. Give it a shot. But when your ammo guy or your spot or whatever he is, like when he leaves, you fucking leave, dude.
00:42:03
Speaker
Dive. Dive. Yeah. But we, storm troopers aren't that smart. As we know throughout all these. Well, they're also very scared. Like you said, like, Oh, fucking orange pauldron guys. Can be really upset with me, which means so-and-so is upset with me, which means eventually Vader chokes me out.
00:42:18
Speaker
Like long story short, Or whatever this Remnant says. I know Kylo's not a thing yet, but there is... Well, shit, I guess Snoke is in the out Outer Rim. There's no Force leader yet.
00:42:29
Speaker
Well, is Snoke there or is that still a reject from the them trying to get Grogu's goop to give to Emperor? I think that it wants us to think it's... Grogu's goop. goop.
00:42:46
Speaker
I think they want us to think that it's Snoke, but I think they are we're going to find out later that Moff Gideon's trying for himself. Oh, that makes sense. Because when I first watched this, I was like, it's Snoke. It's it's the failed clones of the Emperor.
00:43:05
Speaker
That's what it's trying to explain. But then when season three comes along and we see what actually happens, jumping way ahead, by the way. Then I'm like, that's the one i remember the least. Right. Which you should once.
00:43:17
Speaker
Three a fine thing. It's just coming off of what this first and second season are of this show. Three is a fucking wet fart, but I still like it. Three from what I remember suffers from a lot of the stuff. It's ah Kathleen Kennedy the Kathleen Kennedy stuff of like you have to have Grogu even though he was yeah supposed to be there anymore and then also trying to weave in ah Rangers of the New Republic stuff because they aren't going to get that show now. even Yes. Just do the show with somebody that's not fucking Cara Dune. Absolutely. Hey, you know who I fucking love the Asian dude that plays Carson Teva.
00:43:54
Speaker
Paul's son, Young Lee. Give him a fucking show. You cowards. Well, it was supposed to be him and her. So like take him and just sure um or someone else. Yeah. He got murdered. We had to replace her.
00:44:06
Speaker
Yeah. Fucking, you know, I would be game. You know, who would probably be game? Danny DeVito. Timothy Oliphant. Oh God. Yes. how mu Have fucking have fucking Carson Tava and, and, uh,
00:44:20
Speaker
I just said his name earlier. Cobb Vanth. Cobb Vanth. Running around doing New Republic stuff. I'm in. Like you already rescued your town from the Krayt Dragon. They're good to go. That's a 10 out of 10.
00:44:33
Speaker
That's a 10 out of 10. That's an 11 out of 11. That's the floppy finger on her hand for those who can't see. Or for those that listen to that movie series people. Yeah, no, you're right, though. When we talk about season three, that's what's going brought up, is the cooks in the kitchen.
00:44:49
Speaker
But Fennec gets cornered. Mando comes in. Or no, um... Boba Fett comes in. Sorry. Boba Fett comes in with the detonator dropped out. Or Mando's there also. Mando comes in with the whistling birds.
00:45:04
Speaker
Yes, he's back in a Finnick shand. He's taking a brunt of these shots, by the way. Well, they do the back-to-back fucking bad boys thing. Oh, yeah. and But they're still getting overwhelmed. And then the detonator drops in and blows a bunch of these guys away. And we get full-on Boba Fett.
00:45:20
Speaker
for the first time in live action as as tomorrow Morrison of course not yes obviously we've seen Boba but it's also some of the most Boba Fett we've gotten because what people don't remember is it between episode five and six he has minutes of screen time and some of that's him dying you know what I mean so like we never really saw we don't see Boba Fett being a giant badass sorry Whitney go ahead No, you're good. One of my friends, ah Benji, you guys know him.
00:45:46
Speaker
He was like, everybody is he loves Boba Fett. He's like some these people love Boba Fett, but he literally has a total of two minutes and 20 seconds of screen time. i just Googled it because I wasn't sure.
00:46:01
Speaker
Four lines of dialogue, six and a half minutes of screen time originalal between two movies. And one of those lines, by the way, ripped right from Princess Bide, as you wish.
00:46:13
Speaker
Princess Bide. So, yeah, it's just crazy that this was 79? 77 and then to 79 no, 77, 80, 83. Right. every three years.
00:46:24
Speaker
seventy seven and then to eighty seventy nine or those seventy seven eighty eighty three right so it's every three years So 92,000. So this is 40 years later and he's still like this character that have people have all this stuff built up around for 40 years. You've seen six and a half minutes of this motherfucker.
00:46:46
Speaker
Let's call it. Let's call it. Nine and a half minutes if you saw the holiday special. Yeah. But you didn't. You fucking didn't, you cowards. Because you're scared of it.
00:46:58
Speaker
Guess who did? this I embrace this shit. I can't wait for it to be cold again. We're watching that shit.
00:47:07
Speaker
um So they the bad guys retreat. He does target with his little missile, shoots, blows up one of these fucking cruisers in the air. Hit the correct one in my mind. No, but they show a targeting computer. He does, because he hits the one and very, um ah what's the movie with ah Yul Brynner and like the but what Magnificent Seven, the big one.
00:47:32
Speaker
With like all those guys, there's a line from that where one of the guys shoot somebody and somebody's like, oh, nice shot. And he's like, yeah, I was aiming for the horse. That's exactly what this is, because he shoots and hits one of the cruisers, takes takes out the other. It is the one with more dudes in it, by the way. It also takes down the other one. Yeah, both cruisers go down.
00:47:50
Speaker
But he hits the first one and they're like, good shot. He's like, i was aiming for the other one. In his targeting computer, you see him aiming for the other one when they show the targeting viewpoint. and So it's... i'm And I...
00:48:03
Speaker
I only i recently watched Magnificent Seven for the first time in a long time, so that's why I'm like, it was in my head. But I'm sure it's a reference to. I don't know I've ever it. Oh, it's fucking great. Very good. One of the best Westerns. Then watch Seven Samurai. Not <unk>s ah it's the best one It's a best Western, but you don't want to stay there.
00:48:22
Speaker
It's a best Western without a continental breakfast. A lot less bedbugs. But yes, he does take out both of them. And then suddenly this fucking barrage comes from the atmosphere.
00:48:34
Speaker
The Razor Crest is lit the fuck up. ah which we see behind Boba Fett in this picture. Also, it's the background it's the background of our episode, the concept art of the Razor Crest being just obliterated. It's such a shame because the beginning this episode, like you said, started in the Razor Crest and it was looking so fresh. It was looking so fine. It was looking so fixed.
00:48:53
Speaker
They went to Dave Navarro and his pierced nipples and they fixed up his ship and it was fire. And this thing was flying. Derek, let me have a moment because it's a fucking space van and I need this. This thing finally got a tune up and you blew it up, you maniacs!
00:49:08
Speaker
Mando is so sad. Like over the course of 14 episodes. I'm sad. He has spent probably about 500,000 credits yeah getting this thing fixed and repaired and then fixed and repaired. To limp along sometimes.
00:49:22
Speaker
He's used up like 300 credits worth of duct tape to get it off that spider planet. It's not called duct tape. It's called my duct tape. And at this point, it is just...
00:49:34
Speaker
ah It's Lothduck, by the way. But it is just obliterating. Like, there is no there's no remnants to come back from. No. There's just's two remnants. He found the shifter ball, though.
00:49:47
Speaker
There's two remnants. The shifter ball and, of course, the Beskar spear made it. Yeah. So the Beskar spear has made a Beskar. That shifter knob must be, too. He he went to the armorer. He's like, look, I know I need, like...
00:49:57
Speaker
a new pauldron or whatever. Like, but can I get a ball shifter? Can I get like a little shifter? Can you make it a skull? And can you put LEDs in the eyes? So when I drop it, like lights up.
00:50:09
Speaker
Dude, somebody needs to watch Armageddon and it shows.
00:50:13
Speaker
I haven't seen it in a long time. i I wonder what his plan was here because he's he's just the cool... He's the most friend-zoned cool guy ever. He's like, well, thanks. Job's done. Your armor's yours.
00:50:26
Speaker
Leave me here. and yeah Yeah, right? I'll see you later. What was your boser plan, dude? To wish your way off this planet? Well, at this point, he's like, I'll figure it out, I guess, because he's not even like...
00:50:38
Speaker
Because their thing is like, well, we... Or, well, let's talk about, before we get to the end-to-end, we have to talk about the Death Troopers. Oh, that's right, shit. Oh, and I have a really cool shot I want to show.
00:50:49
Speaker
So when Boba Fett comes in... Are you talking dog gimp suit boys? Yeah, but right before that, when Boba Fett comes in and starts murking all these fucking dudes and saves them, this last one where he's not even looking...
00:51:01
Speaker
He just passed this dude. Perfect screenshot. That's cool shot. Yeah, you did a fantastic job on that. That's a cool fucking shot, dude. Look at the dead. Look at all the... Go back, look all the fucking just laid out stormtroopers. I mean, we see one, two, three, four. Oh, look at Fennec and Mando in the back. Five.
00:51:20
Speaker
Well, I mean, five. yeah He's standing up. No, no. No, one, two, three. Oh, I see it. I see it. I see it. I thought it just one sprawled out guy. One cut in half. yeah ah Well, i see the upper half and the lower half. ah Yeah, it's just a fucking just dealing death.
00:51:38
Speaker
But yeah, then Moff Gideon sends in the death troopers who my wife so graciously pointed out look like they're wearing gimp masks that are modeled. Wait, hold on a second. Isn't it dark troopers?
00:51:51
Speaker
Dark Troopers, sorry. Yes. Death Troopers are the humans that are in the Black Harbor. AKA Purge Troopers. Yes, sorry. Dark Troopers. Which is confusing because these guys you would think would be Death Troopers.
00:52:03
Speaker
Well, think I'd remember because my fucking username is Dirk Trooper. I don't expect you to remember. It's Star Wars. I literally typed that in when we started. Yeah, that was an hour ago. That was an hour ago.
00:52:16
Speaker
that was hour ago But yeah they come in. The baby has passed out. Grogu has passed out. He wakes up and he's like, fuck's going on here.
00:52:26
Speaker
And he just gets snatched up. They zip away. They don't even wait. They just like got him. Go. Yeah. Well, they're they're robots. they They have a purpose. They started not as robots, which there's a theory going on that one hybrid, one version of these troopers, because there are versions. This is the final form of them because the flaw was the humans.
00:52:49
Speaker
um There's a theory that there's hybrids of human robots that were just Empire, ah like Dr. Mangala kind of experiments. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Some Nazi shit.
00:53:00
Speaker
Of course. um But Boba jumps in the slave one chases him down, but Mando's like no, don't hurt the kid and He gets up there and he sees the ship and he's like holy fuck dude the Empire's back and they're not back now No way. This isn't a spice wait.
00:53:18
Speaker
Hold on my boba fett dance moves. This isn't a spice dream I see it with my own eyes. I'll see my own eyes. You want to see what I wore to the fucking last time the Empire was here? You like how I said my Boba Fett dance moves, which isn't the quote? But it got you there. It definitely got him there. Boba Want to see my Boba Fett dance moves?
00:53:38
Speaker
I mean, I think, again, of Boba Fett dance moves because of the fan-made video for the MC Chris song and about Boba Fett. Because what was the game? Was it was it on Knights of the Old Republic whatever?
00:53:53
Speaker
Where you could... program in characters doing dances and there's a whole thing in that video. You know what? Watch the episode, Jack. I'll put in a clip of it. It's Boba Fett doing a dance and it's one. Oh, you are going to insert? I totally said it. It was all insert clip here.
00:54:07
Speaker
Oh.
00:54:11
Speaker
But yeah, it's not a spice dream because he knows a little about spice dreams. He's been living on Tatooine. So yeah, they he lets them get away because they don't want to hurt Grogu. And then we get to Mando sifting through the wreckage, finding the the shifter knob and the spear.
00:54:24
Speaker
Boba shows him the chain code. And but Boba Fett at this point is like, no, we made you a promise. We're not going to you here. You and the child had to be safe. That was our fucking deal.
00:54:35
Speaker
Maybe I'm not a Mandalorian, but I got a fucking code of honor, man. Like, you know, maybe I'm just a clone of a Mandalorian, but this is my thing, especially now with his new lease on life, which we'll figure out during Boba Fett that he's a whole new person. But he's like, I'm doing this.
00:54:50
Speaker
to make sure you and the baby, you're fucking good to go. We'll talk about it more when we talk about Boba Fett, but that was something that a lot of people disliked was that we didn't get like murder Boba Fett, but I appreciate them trying to Grow the character. it was too much too quick.
00:55:06
Speaker
make Make your character grow. don't make good. Because the Mandalorian TV show, the first season especially, is the Boba Fett show. that's the one That's what people wanted. And I'm like, well, they can't just do that again.
00:55:18
Speaker
Because all of you all these people complained about Boba Fett not being Boba Fett. But if they had just done the Boba Fett those people wanted, then they would have been like, well, already saw this. It was Mando season one. 100%.
00:55:32
Speaker
As we've said many times throughout this podcast, you can't be everybody happy. Well, nobody hates Star Wars more than a Star Wars fan. This is the worst franchise ever. I love it.
00:55:45
Speaker
So he heads off, talks to Marshall Cara Dune. um He's looking for Mayfield because he needs to needs him to help spring. He's to spring him to help locate Moff Gideon.
00:55:56
Speaker
How am I going to find him? He's the only guy in Star Wars with Boston accent. Look that up in your database. um I like what first she's like, yeah I can't let you do this because he killed a new Republic officer. child is in danger.
00:56:11
Speaker
yeah she's like, I have rules. And he's like, they have the kid. And she goes, all right, then here's all your information. Fuck their rules. So someone in the IMDb trivia, probably the same guy who knew how to count to two and four different fake languages, did give us something...
00:56:26
Speaker
I mean, it's information. I don't know if it's necessary, but I'm gonna give it to you right now, Jack, because we talked about the four dudes who attacked a Mando in chapter 10. Yeah. um Apparently on her screen, it identifies all of them and it's all in our Bosch, but somebody translated it.
00:56:44
Speaker
So we have the little, the little guy that I was calling the battle. Jawa is gap. Grin does it. So it's OZO. ah The human with goggles is B-Ran Redbin.
00:56:58
Speaker
The human with a helmet is Avrak Kifundi. And the Nikto is Maduelo D. um So what I heard was Larry, Curly, Moe, and Shep.
00:57:11
Speaker
Yep, that's what I heard. Shep is the battle Jawa.
00:57:16
Speaker
No, that's cool. That's cool. Because, I mean, they put on the screen. That's cooler than knowing how to do one and two in each language. But that kind of answers our question from that episode, too, about whether they were bounty ah ah guild or not.
00:57:29
Speaker
ah They might not have actually be guild because they are wanted in the system that Cara Dune looking at. I think they're just pirates on that. Yeah. Because they were on Navarro when that happened. That was that was on.
00:57:43
Speaker
That was on. Was it on Tatooine or it was on another planet? Okay. wasn't Navarro. It wasn't Navarro because he was, but either way it's her system. It's under her just jurisdiction. ah Yeah. like Because, and this also answers the question about the star that Carson Teva gave her because she points to the star and she's like, these stripes mean I have rules to follow. So it is an official like new Republic Marshall badge. Yeah. Which is what we assumed, but it's answered here. Good to get confirmation.
00:58:11
Speaker
Yes, I do love and I've got a clip that we can talk through that will come up here. okay i know I love. yo you do. And I did a little bit of editing to shorten it. I made sure to do Star Wars wipes for the edits. So don't worry i'll feel it'll feel right.
00:58:24
Speaker
But we go to Moff Gideon ship. And he enters in to see Grogu just tossing these fucking stormtroopers around this prison cell. I mean, he's just... He doesn't even know his own strength. just like, get out of here. You here, you here. This is my favorite one.
00:58:41
Speaker
Grab these two dudes. Wait. Gideon's like, hold on This is going to be funny. And just fucking whammo... Oh, he was a little early. Boom. Right. He knows it's going to be funny, but he also knows now you're tired.
00:58:56
Speaker
Also, maybe they can use him if they're letting him use his angry ability. Well, feed on that. Gideon knows that that could be part of it. Gideon's not Sith. He just knows that it makes him tired.
00:59:11
Speaker
Yeah. So this will make him easier to imprison because exactly like the droids, the the the dark troopers grabbed him when he was just waking up from using the force. Yeah. So they were able to get him there.
00:59:22
Speaker
He's got a little bit of rest. So now they're like, well, we want to cuff him in the tiniest, most adorable handcuffs that have ever existed. we need to let him wear himself out. We need to let him wear himself out by hucking these motherfuckers around.
00:59:37
Speaker
Hold on. By hucking these motherfuckers around. Hold on. Let me give you a Moff Gideon hold on. And whammy. ah It's fucking great.
00:59:49
Speaker
Yeah, but i think it's I think he does it. Yes, he's a little entertained, but he's also like, man, he's going fall asleep and we can just go strap him up with his little finger cuffs. And like every other Imperial, he doesn't give a shit about his stormtroopers.
01:00:03
Speaker
We saw how he was sending him in to fucking meet their demise with Fennec Shand. Yeah, exactly. He doesn't care. More. More. like Grogu is is woozy, and he's like, hey, little baby, you ever seen one of these?
01:00:17
Speaker
And whips out his big black saber. Woo! Oh, BBS? ah Here's your sign. ah Have a of seat. Have a seat, sir. but Have you ever seen one of these?
01:00:28
Speaker
Ever since your training or whatever? Has like them. my My brain's like. He does try to take it from him. My brain's like, he's never seen a dark saber. He's like shiny. This the only one that's ever existed.
01:00:42
Speaker
I appreciate too. Cause this is the first time we really got like, cause we've seen it before, but we saw it cutting out of the ship. And then we saw, and we saw it again with music when he had the big, when he's standing on top of his, his ship.
01:00:54
Speaker
This is the first time we get the sound of it and it's not the it's like that we're used to. It's it's a much deeper like yeah almost absence of sound. Mm-hmm.
01:01:06
Speaker
Oh, it's the deafening sound? The shape of it, too. Like, it's a true-ass, like, i don't know, blade, not just a ah stick of glow. Yeah. I love the way they handled it. It's just like they, instead of trying to make it glow black, which would just look like a ah UV light, ah hu it's got the white light, and it's got the black in the middle. And I know it's been on the cartoons, I'm sure that's how it looks, but, like,
01:01:31
Speaker
Just seeing it, especially in live action, it looks surreal and it looks like it doesn't belong there, but not in a bad way. Not like bad CG. Yeah, it looks unique. looks It looks like it shouldn't be there because it's probably not the greatest thing that should be around.
01:01:46
Speaker
Or is it? How do you get a Darkblade? This is the only one that's ever existed because it was made by the only, the first definitely the first Mandalorian Jedi. And if not the only, one of the very few.
01:02:02
Speaker
and we talked about it on another episode. It's like it changes shape and size based on who is wielding it Or density. Density and size. so like not shit i don't think it ever changes shape, but size and density.
01:02:15
Speaker
If Grogu got his hands on it, it would be smaller. it would still be as strong, but would it would be something you could handle. So whoever is possessing it can handle it. Or not necessarily because we see Mando not being able to handle it, but once you're trained and you're attuned to it. That's also a non-Force user.
01:02:32
Speaker
yeah and And yes, you need to you need to you need to learn it. It needs to learn you. um the the We'll get to it. Never mind. I i was going to start quoting the armorer, but we'll get there. But so...
01:02:44
Speaker
Send the message to send the message to Dr. Pershing. We have our donor and we have the itty bitty tiniest shackles in the world that are adorable and sad. And that's the end of the episode.
01:02:58
Speaker
So tune in next week, guys, when we'll be talking about chapter 15, the penultimate episode of ah season two, The Believer, which is the return of Mayfield, Bill Burr.
01:03:10
Speaker
So it's the return of Boston. Oh, fucking Boston.
01:03:16
Speaker
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01:03:41
Speaker
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01:04:14
Speaker
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01:04:59
Speaker
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