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HTSF Ep 68: The Book of Boba Fett Ch 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger
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In this episode, the second of The Mandalorian’s unofficial season 2.5, Din Djarin visits Grogu, and accidentally walks in on Jedi daycare run by Luke Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano. He ultimately decides not to interrupt the youngling’s path while Luke and Ahsoka Tano discuss Grogu’s future. While Grogu is busy leveling up in frog levitation, trouble brews back on Tatooine. Cad Bane saunters into the newly christened Freetown like a dusty gunslinger, encountering Cobb Vanth and warning the town to stay out of the coming war. The confrontation ends with Cad Bane shooting Vanth, escalating tensions before the showdown with the Pyke Syndicate.
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Transcript
Introduction and Topic Overview
00:00:36
Speaker
Welcome back folks to Han took shots first. I'm Derek. I'm Jack. I don't know why you like copied you either. This week we're talking about the book of Boba Fett.
00:00:50
Speaker
Chapter six from the desert comes a straight. Boba Fett's a stone called Keller. He used to work for the empire. So did you man. You stole babies for fucking Palpatine. Stole babies.
00:01:04
Speaker
You're going to come out here like Boba Fett's a cold-blooded killer. You stole babies. End of the conversation. Yeah, but he's just trying to
Character Study: Boba Fett's Reputation
00:01:11
Speaker
convince the other guy. He doesn't actually give a shit. Yeah. I know. its just a weird argument. It would be like Hitler coming out be like, don't trust that Stalin. He's not good to people. I've seen the way he treats you know the Jews. It's not good. don't Don't trust him. We have nice, warm rooms for them to sleep in.
00:01:31
Speaker
We treat them very well, okay despite what you've heard. you ah You heard about all the gold caps. We're just doing dental work. We're not just stealing gold from them.
00:01:44
Speaker
oh This is on the air right Okay yeah um yeah This week's episode was directed
Episode Direction and Speculations
00:01:51
Speaker
By Mr. Dave Filoni Woo yeah And then written by Dave Filoni And Jon Favreau It kind of makes sense because we are doing We're doing more Filoniverse stuff Ahsoka's his and And this one originally aired on February 2022 Valentine's fellas o almost valentine's day phyllis And this is the second to last episode of the Book of Boba Fett season one. We'll see what happens when we get season two.
00:02:22
Speaker
Hmm. I'll wait. I'll hold my breath.
Cobb Vanth's Desert Showdown
00:02:26
Speaker
Jack Petty died that day. Held his breath way too long. Died. Used to be a smoker.
00:02:33
Speaker
I love it starts with these pikes making a drug deal in the desert. When you said it right there, it sounded like a fucking slur. These pikes coming out here. I know it's the name of the fucking species, over the race, but it just sounds so dirty. Speaking of Hitler. The pikes moved in. Speaking of Hitler.
00:02:55
Speaker
We've got to get with the Vasa pikes. But they're interrupted by one Mr. Cobb Vance. Oh, God. Think it over. i did. You know, he says that twice.
00:03:09
Speaker
Does he? Or think it through. Think it through. Yeah. He starts here and he's like, hey, maybe you got lost. And one makes like a violent turn. He just taps his guns like think it over. or think Whatever the catchphrase is. Yeah. And then once he. could So then he's like, hey, maybe you guys got lost. And he gives him a fair fucking shake.
00:03:28
Speaker
You know, he's like, this is all Mos Pelago, Pelago. Pelago, yeah. Pelago. This is all, all ah ah I'll chalk it up to you read the map wrong. Load your chest up, load your gold up. Let's, but we'll pretend like this never happened, but don't ever come back or with all due respect, you'll all get fucking lost. The guy kind of like the pike kind of turns, you know, and it's like, I will leave while I grab my gun and fucking Cobb Van from Vanth Refrigeration just guns down three, puts the gun in the fourth. He's like, think it over.
00:03:58
Speaker
Yeah. I see you're the smart one. So here's what we're going to do. You're going dump that. chat You're going to leave the chest. Take your fucking canton of gold and you're going to go tell the pikes that this is fucking closed.
00:04:11
Speaker
Yeah. And. I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to recall this. This is a trivia thing, so take it as you will. I'm sure somebody has this memorized, but they said that his dialogue in the opening scene is nearly word for word from a scene in Justified.
00:04:27
Speaker
oh okay. Yeah, I haven't watched Justified enough. I loved the show. Yeah, I mean, we we have but we watched the whole thing, but yeah, it was like last year, the year before.
Mando's Planetary Visit and Speculations
00:04:36
Speaker
Mine much more than that.
00:04:39
Speaker
And yeah, it's been a while since I watched it, so... I mean, he is that he's the justified character with a bit of a lot of Deadwood, too. Yeah. i mean because he's got his Deadwood bartender guy running around. what in Yeah. um We yeah talk about it. Carry on. He tells the last one. He's like, now you got to leave the chest and get the fuck out of here. And that guy's like, this is worth more than your whole town. He's like, then I guess I'll retire. Oh, look at that. Maybe I'll retire. Yeah. Dumps out all that glittery gold. Yeah, dumps all that spice into the desert. He ain't having any part of that.
00:05:14
Speaker
Yeah, some fucking just junkie running by licking sand. Oh, God, i hate sand. It gets everywhere. Yeah, when you use your tongue. ah You don't have the moisture for this.
00:05:25
Speaker
And we cut to Mando getting to this green planet. Is this the one that Luke is on in the sequels? No. Okay, because they're building the they're building like a temple and shit. so All right, so he flees to Octo, which this is not because it's off all the maps. This has got to be ah Osis, not Isis. This has got to be Osis, where he's building that first Jedi temple. So all I can imagine is that he looked up the old...
00:05:54
Speaker
blueprints, if you will, for like old Jedi huts, you know, minimal. Because he doesn't want to, these are these are the same looking ones on Octo. That's why i was wondering, because you've got all these robots running around building this thing. but that's more of like a cliff side. Yeah. Ireland. This is much more, i don't know, like China. It's got the bamboo. It's got big mountains. It's got rivers.
00:06:17
Speaker
I guess that's fair. The bamboo is like the bamboo and the fact that it's not just a bunch of islands jutting out of the ocean. i guess. Right. Right. I was just curious because I was like, it wouldn't have found a way to October October, whatever October.
00:06:31
Speaker
um you give it that octua he would not have found a way there because it's luke went there because it was obscure shit okay yeah i do remember that now i remember almost nothing of those sequels yeah no which is fine mu i'm not gonna judge it for that you had to get a away judged me for watching him as many times as i've seen him he had to get a wayfinder to find a wayfinder to find a way Well, you got to get a trace buster, buster, buster, buster.
00:06:57
Speaker
But as he pulls in to the planet, we see our our old friend R2 scanning everything, which does R2 shows up.
00:07:08
Speaker
So the trivia said that this that this makes R2 the only character to show up in all all the Star Wars properties. um But that trivia was presumably written when this episode came out.
Mando Meets Ahsoka and Grogu's Training
00:07:21
Speaker
So now ah i don't know about um like Skeleton Crew, Ahsoka. Ahsoka, he's in um Skeleton Crew, I think. Not at all.
00:07:33
Speaker
But like you said, this was written before Skeleton Crew. Yeah, presumably. I mean, they don't have dates on this stuff, but that would be my assumption. Yeah. And then I could be wrong. I don't know. mean, guess Rogue One, so kind of counts. Yeah.
00:07:47
Speaker
do we Do they have a cameo in Rogue One? I don't know. It doesn't really matter. e Yes. Yes. um When it's Bail Organa, Bail Organa is like, I have somebody I trust.
00:08:00
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. um But yeah, like these is R2's leading them to go find presumably to find Luke. There's these little droids running around picking up rocks and building the temple. And it's really funny. It's like, do I do I wait here?
00:08:16
Speaker
Hello? Because R2 just like kind of like they build them a bench. Yeah, that's what I was going to get to. Like R2, they get there and he's like, is this where they are? And R2 is just like, good night now. And then these dudes just come Don't go to bed. Is it?
00:08:28
Speaker
Just build me a bench. Hold on. Is there anybody here alive? It's good comedic timing. Cause the, the robots build them a little bench and he goes, is that a bench? And then right as he says it, the last one sets down some leaves on the, he's like, how long am I going to be here? And it sets a bunch of leaves on. He's like, Oh, for a minute. All right. Get comfy.
00:08:45
Speaker
you just Is that your way of saying get comfy without using words? Got it. Got it. We've got some stuff with ah Grogu training with Luke. um So ah we've we talked about how bad Luke looked in the the Jedi or the rescue.
00:09:04
Speaker
Yes. Chapter 16. It looks finale of season two. Yeah. It looks a lot better here. There's still something off. Like there's something when you're looking at it.
00:09:16
Speaker
Yeah. There's like, there's a dead eyes or something about the way it moves a certain way, but somehow the voice got worse. That's what I wanted to say. I don't know if I noticed it until this rewatch it. And also maybe it's the fact that it has so many lines. Cause I don't want to say it's a person.
00:09:32
Speaker
It's really bad. like the The worst, I think, is when Ahsoka's leaving. So just to cut ahead, he's like, am I going to see you again? it's It's very choppy. And yeah, it's his voice, but it does sound like you're it sounds like you're trying to cut and copy like my voice to try and like frame me, but you're really bad at it.
00:09:52
Speaker
Give me the money or I'll kill the girl. I mean, so this is a little later in the episode, but I mean, it it looks a lot better. It looks i got the original almost right. You know what I mean?
00:10:09
Speaker
i backpack water room who so run and I have some pictures that I took with my phone. they're just like vertical images for those watching. So it's whatever. But like, so here's the Luke that we see in the episode.
00:10:22
Speaker
Now from the gallery, here is the guy. It's a different actor. i I don't remember his name. I forgot to write it down. But here's the actor that's playing him. Just have that guy do it.
00:10:33
Speaker
Yeah. Tell me that guy. little bit of a little bit little bit of makeup. Like that guy and that are, I mean, it's very similar. Yeah. Like it it's it sure. It's not exact, but that's how recasting works.
00:10:45
Speaker
We don't need it to be. We proved it when and or season two quietly put Jimmy Smith's in, or sorry, put in Benjamin Bratt and said Jimmy Smith's and nobody fucking said boo because we all were like, yeah, they said that that was wedge and I'm sorry. I had bail or Ghana. They said that was bill or Ghana. So we, we all get it Yeah, that's good.
00:11:04
Speaker
Yeah, I just I think this guy is fine. And like if you want to if you want to diddle with his voice afterwards, I mean, oh do your thing. But like, yeah, he looks the part like it just doesn't make sense to me. It's just now day Mark Hamill voice it over. He's like, I'm going train you. Grogu.
00:11:20
Speaker
And I will say it's cool. like you like You talked about before on ah the rescue about how Mark Hamill was there showing the guy how to go through everything. They showed that in this and they were he was literally doing every scene.
00:11:33
Speaker
And then the guy went through and did every scene. yeah And it wasn't him saying like, oh, I would do it like this or that. He was literally running the scene like they do the scene with the puppet, with everything. And then the other guy comes in and does it.
00:11:46
Speaker
So like, you know, he's there to learn the mannerisms and do all that. But like, again, I just this maybe he's not a good actor, but they that guy looks like fucking well, they get get fucking Sebastian Stan.
00:11:59
Speaker
Yeah, but he's like 50 now. I know he is now, but back then he was still looking but he was still looking more close to this. Yeah, I mean, you get... Just recast in general. if If you don't like this guy and you think he's a bad actor, find somebody who don't think is a bad actor. It looks close enough.
00:12:13
Speaker
yeah Give him that fucking bull cut. I don't want like dwell on because we talked about it before, but i just seeing the gallery thing and seeing that actor, it just blew my mind because that guy is just so close. like That could just be a Mark Hamill.
00:12:26
Speaker
like yeah It's... it's He's got slightly different face shape. He's just got like dead eye fart face. Not you. You're beautiful.
00:12:37
Speaker
um But so i do love, though, he's like it's Grogu and Luke meditating and Grogu's distracted because a frog comes by and he's lifting it up and doing this. he's lift He's like lowering it slowly into his mouth as it's struggling for its life. Like he is milking the fuck out of torturing this thing. i told you he invites evil. Yeah. And Luke, like, opens his eyes. He's like, Grogu. And then he's like, look, you want snacks? Learn what I'm teaching you. And lifts all the snacks out of the fucking swamp. Yeah, because he's like, don why am I going to pay attention to you? and I can already levitate a frog in my mouth. You can levitate all the frogs in your mouth.
00:13:14
Speaker
Ooh, me do like that. i could pretty much wipe out an entire species like that, and that excites me. And I like their little, like, he's like, come walk with me. Obviously, we've talked about before how Grogu can't walk fast because he's got stumpy legs. He's cutting in got little legs. As they're walking through the forest, Luke doesn't break stride to let Grogu catch up. He just kind of lifts, force lifts him every couple of steps like to catch him up. It's the equivalent of, like, when you have a little kid holding their parents' hands and swinging, except it's the force.
00:13:45
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. Swing me. Whee.
00:13:51
Speaker
And then he's like, hey, ah did you have anybody who talked weird back at home? Do you remember back home? Do you want to remember back home? He doesn't give him a chance to answer. He's like, let me let's probe into your most terrible memories.
00:14:04
Speaker
I mean, it's probably just the most forefront memory. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's where the blockage starts. Which cuts back to Order 66. Bunch of dudes getting murdered. a Young spry 22-year-old Grogu, i think is what I roughly figured out. Yeah. Looks very different.
00:14:23
Speaker
He doesn't. he hasn't He hasn't gone through puberty? I don't know how that species does this. Luke even says later, he's like, ah a short time for you is somebody else's entire lifetime. So, yeah. I mean, this is like yesterday for for him, you know.
00:14:41
Speaker
Get over it. It was yesterday. That was only 30 years ago. You expect me to just get over it? In like the blink of a 30 year eye. god We do cut back to Mando and he's just given up. He's like, fuck it. Let's take a nap.
00:14:55
Speaker
just ah I mean, fuck it, dude. Well, I'm flying around in this fucking N1 Starfighter now. I don't have anywhere to lay down. So you know what you what you don't know is he's got one of those viewfinders in there and it's just him and Grogu pictures.
00:15:12
Speaker
How can I live without you? I was thinking, if I can think back to all the crap I learned in Ozzy.
00:15:24
Speaker
And Ahsoka shows up, and he's like, hey, yeah I'm here to see the kid. And she's like, yeah, I know. That's why R2 brought you to me and not Luke. And R2 does like a little, I'm a good boy.
00:15:38
Speaker
and And she's very, like, standoffish, like... Just explain, like, she explains in short Jedi-y riddle lines. Just explain to him what's going on. Exactly. like You're trying to give lessons to a Mandalorian who is very, ah a very blunt people. Well, it's like, so how is he? He's fine. I want to see him.
00:15:57
Speaker
Bet you do. Can I? Do you think you can? Like, just fucking talk to a person like a person. Do you not want me to see him? Do you not want me to not want you to see him?
00:16:08
Speaker
Ha ha ha ha. And so she takes him off. She's like, there he is. You can see him. They're up on the ridge. He's like, God, you sarcastic fucking bitch. I am really starting to wish I would have shot you. I shouldn't have saved you from that sexy lady on that planet.
00:16:26
Speaker
Yeah. Michael Bean and her should have killed you. It's actually a criticism, though, of this Ahsoka, not as much, but a little bit here. And then in her series, She's way too serious for people. And I thought it was fine. I thought it was like just okay to different She's in a different part of her life. Yeah. She's grown up since you saw her. Well, and also what people don't realize, like all of her Jedi friends are dead or turned to the dark side.
00:16:51
Speaker
She lost a bunch of friends along the way from there. So I'm like, yeah, maybe she's a little serial. Yeah. And i I mean, seriously, literally she's grown up. That was like 30 years ago. Uh-huh. Roughly.
00:17:03
Speaker
So this makes me a little nervous, but Dave Filoni and other people have said like, that's the problem they're going to fix in season two. It's like, well, it, Don't worry, guys. We'll get her to start whining again. Yeah.
00:17:16
Speaker
Don't listen to the internet, man. Make your fucking product. Look, the last time that Reddit told us how to make a movie, it went really well. Let's listen again. Somehow the movie flopped. Somehow the movie didn't return. um The thing is, I don't have a journal at home. I put it all down in, so we're kind of making it up if we go. We're not as smart as George. That's right, bitch. Should have got a notebook.
00:17:38
Speaker
I wrote it in my iPad. I listened to i read the book Hero of a Thousand Faces. Well, actually, I listen to it. I do audiobooks. Actually, I just listened to this the Cliff Notes.
00:17:53
Speaker
Actually, it was Bobcat Goldthwait reading the back of his book. I'd listen to that. i Yeah, you would. Yeah, you would. Joseph Campbell's classic House of a Thousand Faces or whatever I said. House of a Thousand Faces.
00:18:14
Speaker
I think I mixed up my Game of Thrones Star Wars. The hero of a thousand corpses? That'd be a good one, too. She's like, do you want to see Grogu for Grogu, or do you want to see him for yourself? And he's like, ah well...
00:18:29
Speaker
I have a gift. want to see him. want to make sure he's okay. Is safe? Let me talk to him. I need to hear. It's like someone took him hostage. Yes, I see him, but is he safe? Let me speak to him.
00:18:41
Speaker
i need I need to hear his voice, man. Proof of life. I know he's right there, but proof of life Well, and like and she's like he's like, I have this gift for him. It's his right as a foundling to get this gift because he earned it. Maybe he's a Padawan now.
00:18:55
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. Which would mean nothing to him. i mean, I guess he's just like, oh, shit, that's Jedi word. Oh, that's the Jedi word for foundling. Yeah. I foundling him first.
00:19:06
Speaker
fo actually found our Ours makes more sense. We found him and he's small. Foundling. Finders keepers found these weepers.
00:19:15
Speaker
So he he does... He has the armor. He's like, this is going to protect him. we'll acquiesce Please let me give it to him. And she's like, you shouldn't because it's going to be worse for him. It'll fuck him all up. We didn't talk about the fact that the armor wraps this up in the shape of Grogu's head.
00:19:31
Speaker
Oh, yeah. She tied that little fucking bindle up. And it's just and last episode. We didn't talk about it. He's like holding it on that commercial liner. I'm like, that's just Grogu. I'm going to go see my little friend. are Do you think it's a secret? Yeah.
00:19:45
Speaker
You're going to see Grogu, the thing the present is wrapped like. Dude, how terrifying if I gave you a gift wrapped like your face. Like beard, hat, glasses, earphones.
00:19:56
Speaker
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00:21:48
Speaker
ah Like, yeah, so she takes it to give to him. He zips off, but Grogu does see the N1 leaving, and you see him reaching out for it. like so He's trying bring it from the sky. Yeah, he does he he played ah Force Unleashed, but he hasn't unlocked that level of power yet. Yeah, he's like, I'm going to get... oh Gone. It's a tiny ship. I'm a tiny dude. I should be able to do it. I i did the hand thing.
00:22:14
Speaker
Carl Weathers told me. He told me to. all There's some adorable shit here while Luke is training him. like He's like, all right, now jump. And he's got this little tiny like. He's like, come on, you motherfucker. That's it is That's all you got?
00:22:27
Speaker
No, no, no. Jump and let the force flow through you. no That's when it's like, all right, we're kicking it old school. Get in my backpack.
00:22:39
Speaker
I thought you were about to grab the toy again. I was going to, but it' so it's right right there. was going to grab it, but it's right there. All the way over there. But he's right there. Run, run, run. I can do your backpack while you're running.
00:22:56
Speaker
Rocking, rocking and rolling. Down to the beach I'm strolling. I think I read in the trivia that like this is like the scene from Return of the Jedi, and I was like, close IMDB. I'm finished for the day. Done. That's it. I'm done. Mom, I'm burning my computers.
00:23:14
Speaker
That is sir stupid. If you're watching the book of Boba Fett, you better have seen Return of the Jedi. Start over. stop Stop what you're doing and start over.
00:23:25
Speaker
I think it's in here where he's talking about like he tells Grogu like, oh, the galaxy is a dangerous place. And if you listen to my teachings, it'll protect you. And all I could think of was the the legend of Zelda.
00:23:37
Speaker
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. Take this. Yeah, because i mean he could fear he can feel Grogu's fear. you know Like, fuck, dude, i I saw your memory. That sucks.
00:23:49
Speaker
It's dangerous everywhere. So ah instead of hiding from it, let's fucking protect you from it. He's like, i actually just don't want to um ah confront my sad memories. I'm just going to live my life eating frogs and partying.
00:24:04
Speaker
Cyclogs. It's in one eye. Cyclops. Cyclops. Well, there's a beer you just named. There's got to be one. I'm sure. If I made that joke now, there's a beer named Cyclops. And it's got ah on the front of the can, there's a Cyclops with a hop for an eye. It better be a single hop, dude.
00:24:28
Speaker
um No, I opened up untapped. No psych hops. There's a lot of things with cyclops with the L, but there's no psych hops.
00:24:38
Speaker
We know a couple of brewers. Bunch of failures, dude. I think it should be a single hop cryo. Yeah. That sounds fun. Nelson. We got to do all the different versions.
00:24:50
Speaker
Yeah. a psych A psych hops named Nelson. Psych hops named Citra. So he does do a bunch more training stuff. he like there's There's a karate kid balance exercise thing.
Strategizing for Battle: Boba Fett's Allies
00:25:05
Speaker
bo boost Exactly.
00:25:12
Speaker
There's a part where Luke does like a lightsaber kata. to impress Grogu, I guess. I think it's, I think it's to impress us. Yeah. I mean, it looks good. It's too bad it's all CG. but um Yeah.
00:25:26
Speaker
And then he's got the training remote, which leads to a sad, adorable moment of this little training remote just blasting Grogu, and he just flies like three feet back. and It's very funny.
00:25:36
Speaker
Get back up. Always get back up. Ah, ah, ah, ah, like ah. I'm stuck. Ah, ah, ah. So the YouTube guy taught them how to do the face better, and they they took that lesson to heart, and I appreciate it.
00:25:51
Speaker
Did they just forget how to do the voice? Because the voice was fine last time. i wonder if re-speech was like, we want raised. Like, we'll we'll do it ourselves. We figured it out. We don't need you. Look at this. I sound flawless. They should have just restarted their computer, dude. Turn it off. Turn it back on again.
00:26:06
Speaker
Yep. That's what I do all the time. Tried it on my grandpa. He didn't make it. I unplugged grandpa, but when I plugged him back in... You did you did what? No! Well, plugged him right back in. have you guys never seen the IT crowd? That's what you're supposed to do.
00:26:21
Speaker
As you're arguing with your family, your grandpa comes out, I feel great! He's like, fucking told you. He comes out doing a jig. I feel faster and stronger than ever! umie I realize your dad was a frog.
00:26:37
Speaker
psychops. No, he lost his eye in the Korean War. He wasn't fighting. He made a bad bet. But he does get better here because he's tired of getting blasted.
00:26:49
Speaker
So he yeah he he like he channels his shit. He flips and jumps out of the way of this. It's a little montage of him flipping across rocks until he just crushes this thing and throws it in the water. And Luke is like, that's a really good job. And he's like, i just threw garbage in the river. Yeah, that's fine. No, it's good job. Good job, mate. Is that a lithium battery? Grogu kind of like once he does it and Luke looks over, he gestures with his arm like, huh?
00:27:12
Speaker
You like what I did there, daddy? Also, now you have to get another training droid. That was my first thought. I was like, would now you're starting a school and you have no training remote.
00:27:23
Speaker
um i I was trying to train you how to dodge laser beams, not crust droids. You have actually kind of missed the entire purpose of this exercise. We are all now dumber, and you are awarded zero points. May God have mercy on your species. May the force have mercy on your midichlorians. Simple no would be fine. Ahsoka brings the gift to Luke and he's like, oh, yeah, the fucking Mandalorian was here. You can see he's like not really sure if he's going to give it to him or not.
00:27:55
Speaker
But ah like while they're having this conversation, you see Grogu in the back and he just he's still on this rock. But now he's not in danger. He can't fly off the rock anymore. So he just lays down and takes a nap. Well, the force makes him sleepies.
00:28:07
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. he's not he's He's only 50, okay? Yeah, um because even Ahsoka talks about the attachment with Mando. She's like, look, dude, your attachment to him is already going to be tough to get over. If he sees you, you could set him back. like Attachments are bad, and your guys' is is fucking strong.
00:28:28
Speaker
Yeah. So that's why you could feel Luke like, ah but I think it's a good master move. You know, you can't just you can't forcefully cut somebody off. Also, that he he somehow doesn't know it yet, but the Jedi are wrong.
00:28:43
Speaker
Yeah. he He defeated the Emperor, well, his dad did, because of him going against the Jedi teachings. His personal connection should have had him just smite his dad down right there, and then he would have been killed by the Emperor.
00:28:57
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, he literally saw a personal connection save the galaxy. Yeah. Mm hmm. So he should be like, fuck, dude, I got to let this guy decide for himself. can't just do what the guys before me did and just start kidnapping babies and force them to become these emotionally neutered police soldiers.
00:29:17
Speaker
Mando heads back to Tatooine to Jabba's palace. um And there's a little strategy meeting with Boba Fett and his friends. So Boba Fett does appear in this episode of the book of Boba Fett. Hey, look at him. There he is. go I call him tomorrow. Scenes deleted Morrison in this episode because there's no way he had him on set. They had him on set and he didn't say anything.
00:29:39
Speaker
ah it's It's an ancillary shot from one of the other episodes. Probably the next one. Okay. It's just so... Because they are filming a lot of shit. Everybody you see in this room, including Mando, who's not in that shot, but he's here, is in the next episode.
00:29:52
Speaker
Yeah. and And, like, it's Fennec Shand who's talking, and she's, you know, they the everything's getting fucked. The mayor's conveniently off-planet, so... They still don't know how muscle works, or by muscle works, because she's like, look, with Mandalorian and black Blacker Santan,
00:30:11
Speaker
ah Black or Santa. We have enough enforcers now. We still lack foot soldiers. Okay, cool. Mando gave you the gold back. Get that fuck down. Mando gave you the gold back. So you have money to buy foot soldiers. Maybe don't know if you can trust them.
00:30:27
Speaker
Yeah, that's the thing is you don't know who you can trust. I don't Grab have a fucking ah bounty hunter group that you like like or a syndicate rivaling the Pikes. Get like the Black Suns or something.
00:30:37
Speaker
Send a fucking text to Bo-Katan. Sure, you've only got like four or five more people, but they're all Mandalorians. Well, at this point, she's probably gathered a shit ton more. Yeah. Oh, wait. No, no. they They're segregate separated now because of the whole Darksaber thing.
00:30:52
Speaker
Oh, that's right. Yes, it would have been four five something. When we get to season three, Wolf, whatever, don't know. The other guy. Wolves, axes or something? Yeah, Axe Wolves. He's off doing his own thing.
00:31:05
Speaker
Axel Wove. I sing for Guns N' Woes' My name is Axl Woes Take me down to the paradise city Use less R's Welcome to the jungle November Wayne um I don't remember the melody of that song I just remember that it's called November Rain We all just in the Vulcan In a cold November Rain There you
00:31:36
Speaker
November Wayne. November Wayne. Welcome to the stage, Widow Wayne. But Mando's like, oh, you need soldiers? I might know a few.
00:31:47
Speaker
ah So he zips off to most pelago. you? Or do you know townspeople? Yeah, he knows townspeople. You don't know soldiers. he He's like, I can recruit some people. He goes to most pelago. He recruits these guys. He goes back to that farm planet and recruits those people. He had to teach what a gun was. like Oh, trust me, I know soldiers. These guys once shot a gun.
00:32:07
Speaker
ah They defeated some clatoonians with ah an AT-ST. Actually, they didn't really do much. oh They actually mostly died. This one girl knew how to shoot. She was really hot. I almost took my helmet off for her. Almost. I almost showed her my helmet, the inside of it. I gave her a great helmet that night.
00:32:29
Speaker
I do like when he's heading off to Mos Pelgo, which is now Freetown. Freetown. All right. Easy, buddy. He buzzes the tower of this Jawa sandcrawler that's zipping around with this Krayt Dragon skull on top of it. Pretty cool. And they're doing their arms up cheer, and this where you start to see most the most amount of Jawa I think we've seen. It's an ungloved hand, and then you see fur on the wrist. Normally, they're gloved, and they're they're very Tusken Raider style wrapped on hair. okay. I didn't even notice that.
00:32:59
Speaker
Oh, really? Okay, go back and watch. Just like that little scene. When he goes by, they're like shaking their fists at him, and you can see furry little fur. Presumably, then, these are the Jawas that helped him build the N1, because the other Jawas, or if they're the same Jawas he helped before, they know him with the Razorcrest and all that. So when they see the N1 and they're cheering, they must be the ones who were helping him get all the parts. You think they're cheering. You're probably I thought they were like dare shaking fist old Java shake fist at clouds.
00:33:30
Speaker
Cause he gave a little fly by. I thought it was like a, Hey, check out my fucking ship. and Look at these stolen parts. You
Cad Bane's Arrival and Standoff
00:33:36
Speaker
got me. So he gets to Mos Pelgo, which, i like I said, is now Freetown, which is a stupid name. But, hey, what do you expect from a bunch of people who live in the middle of nowhere? meets up with Cobb Vanth, and he's like, let me buy you a drink. And i got I got a thing to pitch you. So what if, you know how a bunch of peter people died? What if we kill the rest of them?
00:33:58
Speaker
Huh? What was the, what what's the proper proposal? I want to kill all of the people. that Let me rephrase that. ah they Take your time. Take your time. Blaze of Glory. No.
00:34:11
Speaker
Honor. Honor. i want you I want them to get honor. You still really haven't said anything. You're saying sizzle words. i Vertical integration.
00:34:22
Speaker
for Okay, integrated into what? I don't know what this guy wants from us. i think do Do we have a translating droid?
00:34:32
Speaker
Well, Cobb Vance knows what's up, and he's like, dude, this is not our fucking problem. Same with Weequay guy. But it's gonna be. Yeah, he says it twice. He's like, but what when this what about when the spice comes around? And Ken Vance?
00:34:46
Speaker
Cobb Vanth is like yeah I wouldn't worry too much about that do you see the the the cold open I took care of that when you walked in um but when you walked into Freedom Town did you see a sign that said dead pike storage and he's like I didn't know you were the kind of guy that would back away from bullies and he's like you that's what I like about you Mando that big smile yours lets you let you get away with everything and you almost went Bill Burr that's what i love about you Mando that big smile yours lets get away with anything And he's like, you know what? I'll see what I can do. I'll talk to the people. But yeah, you're probably fucked.
00:35:21
Speaker
i I almost want to be like, didn't realize you were a chicken. what What did you just say? It's Back to the Future. didn't realize you were a yella. Nobody calls me yella.
00:35:33
Speaker
ah and And we have, as right as Mando flies out, a stranger approach approaching in the distance. Walking the furthest distance ever, by the way. There is nary a skiff in sight, dude. Did this guy just fucking walk from Mos Eisley? No, no. He took a speeder, but he parked it on the other side of the dune. He's like, it's so much cooler if you walk into town.
00:35:56
Speaker
Oh, my God. This is so hot. I cannot believe I thought this would look cool. I am going to be mostly out of energy by the time I get there. The nearest dune is seven and a half miles away.
00:36:08
Speaker
Full duster and everything. It's Cad Bane rolling in. the, So I didn't see it in his credits. ah this I don't think this is the guy that does Cad Bane for the cartoon. He definitely is the guy that does him for um Bad Batch.
00:36:24
Speaker
OK, because I didn't I didn't go through everything. It was a quick scroll because this guy has over 500 credits. He's a voice actor. Oh, I that's why I only know it's Bad Batch because I saw he had 607 credits and I was like, I'm not going to do that.
00:36:37
Speaker
Yeah, his name is Corey Burton. um I saw that in Clone Wars, he's General Loathsome amongst a couple other characters. I didn't see a Cad Bane in there, but I don't know where Cad Bane shows up. So if it's not until Bad Batch. And it might still be him. Like, could look it up real quick, but your wife would be happy to know that he voices a character in Atlantis.
00:36:58
Speaker
Yeah, he's in Atlantis. He's in our Hercules. Hercules. He plays like a couple of voices in Aladdin. i mean His shit goes all the way back. He is the voice of the Critters in Critters.
00:37:10
Speaker
Oh, shit. Okay, so he's like ah the Stephen Tobolowsky of voice acting. i The poor man's Wes Welker. The poor man's Frank Welker. That's what going like, Frank Welker is more of the Stephen Tobolowsky of characters, I guess. No, he's the fucking Daniel Day-Lewis of voice actors, my friend. Don't you yourself short or him. But this guy was in Transformers, like the 80s animated movie. He was Soundwave amongst a couple of characters. Soundwave is a good, distinct voice. And you're the Brennan Fraser guy. So we watched George of the Jungle somewhat recently.
00:37:49
Speaker
was a year ago, but still somewhat recently. um And there's the announcer doing voices in that. Is that the same thing in Dudley Do-Right? Is there a guy that's like, our intrepid hero is in the... I'm sure.
00:38:01
Speaker
I'm sure. I know there is narration. He was credited as the announcer in Dudley Do-Right. So that's why I wondering. What did you... Is this Corey Burton? Corey Burton, yeah. Yep, he's the original.
00:38:12
Speaker
He's the only. Okay. Okay. i Again, I started scrolling. just way down. I was like, nobody has time for this. I thought that was a thing when this first came out. They were like, look, they got the original guy to voice him. I doubt it's the same body because this guy doesn't you know No, yeah, he was just credited as voice. ah A fun one that I saw in there was that apparently he is ah Judge Doom's high-pitched voice in Who Framed Roger
The Pikes' Message: Club Bombing
00:38:38
Speaker
Rabbit.
00:38:39
Speaker
ah What's the work for today? Just read this. Just like this. Going home? We're breaking for lunch? Do you me another take? That's awesome.
00:38:50
Speaker
And I only have the picture with the the words on it. So I have Cad Bane here. and I read cold blooded color. And this might be something that you already knew. this is something I read in the trivia that I actually found interesting. Modeled after. And I mean, I could see the clothing, but even face wise after. Yeah. Angel eyes leave and leave from the good, the bad and the ugly. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's something that was, ah in a cartoon, it's much more apparent because he's, and I mean this in every sense of the word, he's more animated.
00:39:20
Speaker
Okay, because the person who wrote this, they ah opined that it was more obvious than the live action only because ah there's more detail. Because it's like, obviously, the hat, the jacket, that stuff, I noticed that right away. Okay. But face-wise, they're saying, like, like the the cheekbones and everything. like For those listening on audio, this isn't going to be as interesting because I'm showing pictures.
00:39:41
Speaker
But you've got Cad Bane. You just Google a picture of Cad Bane live action and, yeah. yeah um Yeah, I guess it is more apparent because of the details. I guess it's more like in the cartoon, he had all the mannerisms. he was just Maybe it's not Van Cleef I'm getting, which is Uber Cowboy.
00:39:56
Speaker
Yeah. you know There's a point where he's like he's recovering from some mission, and he's like, I got to gear back up. I got to gear back up. And the last thing, he's like, how much for the hat? He needs that cowboy hat. you know He's got to have his hatitude.
00:40:11
Speaker
I've seen the good, the bad, and the Metachlorian. The good, the bad, and the Wookiees. ah Well, now just calling Wookiees ugly, man. It's fucked up. He would. He's a Duros.
00:40:26
Speaker
Yeah, Duros hate Wookiees. Most of them probably do. They're terrified of them. Duros is the one, like, he he doesn't look like a typical Duros. The Duros are the ones that look more like the gray men that we know.
00:40:38
Speaker
Like, they're that big head coming into a smaller jaw with, like, the galaxy eyes. or the big like they're They're very typical, our version of aliens. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, cause i this is the only one I know most of the time, except for we talked about... ah Tales of stuff. Underworld. Tales of the underworld. stuff
00:41:00
Speaker
Tales of Star Wars presents Tales of Stuff. After that, stories of things. But he shows up and he's like, whatever Fett's paying you, we'll match it. Just stay put. Fett's not paying him anything.
00:41:15
Speaker
Well, he hasn't even gotten that far yet. Yeah. He just knows that Mando is there meeting with him and he's like, okay, well, whatever they offered you. And he's like, he but didn't even talk to my people yet. All Mandalorians look alike to this dude.
00:41:29
Speaker
He's like, i just saw Boba Fett taking off with his shiny suit. well I don't know when he painted his suit all shiny, but he can keep it. That wasn't Boba Fett. Are you kidding me? I saw him with the T-shaped visor and everything. think he's planning on repainting it. He took it down to the fucking primer.
00:41:44
Speaker
took it down the primer. He's going to put some sweet-ass stickers on it. Flames makes him faster. i What's that sign say on this helmet? I break for skank rats.
00:41:56
Speaker
Ha, ha, ha. um We got this fucking deputy who's the impetus of all problems in this episode. Who he looks like is ah James Rode from. Yes. OK. I was like, he looks so familiar, but he's nobody. It's a mix that. And ah ah James Marsden.
00:42:16
Speaker
yeah Like a fatter James Marsden. Not fat, but you know what i mean, huskier. Thicker. Yeah, I remember this coming out and being like, is that psych? Is that James Roday? That would be awesome.
00:42:27
Speaker
It would be. yeah port I can guess James Roday Rodriguez as he was originally. I just learned the other day. So I know he used to go by that, and he started going by it again.
00:42:40
Speaker
But apparently he's tried out for something early on. And they were like, oh, you're okay for the part, but actually you should play Miguel or whoever the Hispanic character was. Sure.
00:42:51
Speaker
And then ah when he got in there, they were like, actually, you're not Hispanic enough to play Hispanic. And so he just finally was like, drop the Rodriguez. I'll get some work. Yeah. And now he's got that syndication money. He's like, I'm going back to Rodriguez because that is my fucking name.
00:43:06
Speaker
Yeah. I'll do what I want. I hope he got syndication money. That fucking show bangs. He made a movie. He directed a movie. Oh, did he? I haven't seen it. It's called Gravy. Was it Psyched the Movie 1?
00:43:19
Speaker
Psyched the Movie 2? He probably directed some of that. Psyched the Movie 3? He did a movie not related to Psych. Oh, okay. It's called Gravy. It's like a clown horror movie or something. I haven't seen it. but Well, let's make that a fucking date night.
00:43:31
Speaker
Yeah, we got to watch that. um I'm in. I like his work that I've seen, so. You know, it's like the movie one. It's like the movie two. I think they did for them. Sheds, dude.
00:43:42
Speaker
I've seen zero. I've seen all the show. ah one or I've seen one and two. It's got Sarah Chalk, dude. One of them. She was like, yeah, no, I've done this before. yeah Come on.
00:43:53
Speaker
It's like scrubs with mind powers. I get it. Is this another biracial buddy comedy? I love those.
00:44:02
Speaker
um But yeah, the the deputy butts in. He's like the Marshall Lane for sale. Nobody butts. And and fucking Timmy, all of us like, dude, shut the fuck up. He gives him a look, but it's a shut the fuck up look. Because he told everybody to go inside anyway, and the deputy's like, what do you see, Marshall? he's like, just let me handle everything. i don't i don' know I don't know where you got a gun. That little star on your chest, I gave you that when you were being a little kid. that I give those out to kids, and you were being a helpful little ranger, so I gave you a star. Then you started carrying a gun. What happened to you?
00:44:32
Speaker
Well, I turned 13, sir. Oh, my God. You look terrible. The two sons really does a number on our people. on that' four I'm 14 myself. That's supposedly what happened to Obi-Wan there. That's why he turned into Alec Guinness over 10 years. Look at fucking ah Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen. Same thing happened to them. One day you're Joel Egerton. The other day you're not.
00:44:54
Speaker
The next day you're a dying man. Dying fucking man. Amber Roo, dude, she fucking just turned British in the last 10 years. That's crazy.
00:45:07
Speaker
Son will do that to you. Go on, drink your blue milk.
00:45:12
Speaker
But yeah, so Cad Bane is like threatening him, you know, be careful. i'd I'd be careful where I'm sticking your nose. You don't have a nose. well he's he's He's telling Timothy Oliphant, be careful where you're sticking your nose. He's speaking from experience. Careful where you stick your nose. Look what happened to me, kid.
00:45:29
Speaker
I used to have nose. I stuck it in between somebody's business. I was stuck between a banter and a hard place. Timothy Oliphant's like, you know, tell those spice runners Tatooine's closed for business. You never should have given up your armor. And they have like this tense standoff. But fucking the code over the gun. Deputy dog over there fucking whips out his gun. So he so Cobb Vanth gets shot. the Deputy is dead.
00:45:55
Speaker
He gets he gets one really good shot on Cobb Vanth. It's very clearly in this shoulder clavicle area. So we know he's not dead. Like they don't even do a good job of that. Sorry. Gripe.
00:46:06
Speaker
But then he unloads in the deputy non-gripe because he's like, boom, the actual threat is down. You motherfucker. And just like starts fan firing almost, you know. And the deputy is up against a wall. He shoots Cobb Vanth. He falls to the ground. Yeah. He just falls back and hits a wall. He's like, target's still up. Yeah. He's like, one, two, three, four, five, six.
00:46:26
Speaker
That's probably enough. Yeah, and then just kind of walks, it takes that long walk back. i would love if one of these town people just grabbed, like all of them grabbed a gun and just gunned him down like, oh, I didn't think this walking thing through, did I?
00:46:40
Speaker
Should have taken a speeder. And then we cut to a scene where the Pikes are walking into ah Jennifer Beals. fucking hate Parkies. Jennifer Beals' club. i can't think of her character's name, but Jennifer Beals. Garza Fwip.
00:46:54
Speaker
Garza Fwip, thank you. my favorite drink. But they walk in carrying this Camtono. It's what John Candy orders in Blues Brothers. Garza Fwip, Garza Fwip, Garza Fwip, three Garza Fwips.
00:47:05
Speaker
ah And they're there. Everybody, you know, she's eyeballing them All the people who work there are sexy, the sexy Twi'leks, male and female go over and they're like, clean your helmet thinking like bribe time.
00:47:18
Speaker
It's just, yeah yeah, I don't know why you would be here unless you want to do. Did you want me to fall into your car? But it's some ah Godfather shit because they leave and this robot's like, oh, you forgot your Cam Tono, sir. and then fucking Jennifer Beals screams, Apollonia, And the whole fucking club just goes up, dude.
00:47:38
Speaker
If one sexy Twi'lek, male or female, was injured, I am going to be so pissed. I think they're all. Or if Max Rebo. Hopefully Max Rebo had a day off. He can't end like
Grogu's Choice: Jedi or Mandalorian?
00:47:51
Speaker
this. He can't end in Boba Fett.
00:47:53
Speaker
We didn't see Max Rebo playing music. We saw either Finger and Dan or one of his friends. but Yeah, one of the jizz musicians. Yeah. We're not being dirty. No, that jizz dried up that day.
00:48:04
Speaker
Oh, now we're dirty. I was just about to defend us. Like, you said Finger and Dan. That's the Biff's name. I said jizz music. That's the style of music. Then you talked about hard jizz.
00:48:18
Speaker
Can't come back from that. It dries up. So... that's i guess they're just sending a message because Garza Flip didn't kill Boba Fett. I don't really understand why they would do this. but The only thing I could think is because, and it made sure to say on the previously on, Boba Fett walks in there and goes, your business will would continue to thrive under my watchful eye. So the Pikes are like, yeah, will it?
00:48:45
Speaker
Kablooey. all right That makes sense. Because they don't need this shit. They don't want any part of this fucking syndicate stuff. We even hear all the all the gangs and whatever, the clans that Boba Fett had a sit down with, they're all fucking like siding up with the, like they're letting the pikes do whatever.
00:49:03
Speaker
You know, which is like not surprising at all. Yeah. So it's like they don't need, they don't want this criminal underworld. They wouldn't mind if they're gone, but they don't need this bribe money from Garza Fwip. They want Tatooine as a fucking space but port. That's it.
00:49:18
Speaker
Yeah. I guess that means didn't even think about that that being in the previously on. so It was just kind of stood out to me that he said it. And then the yeah the big kablooey, I was like, oh, all right.
00:49:29
Speaker
Well, I'm sad because Jennifer Beals is probably dead. that we're getting another season, so it doesn't matter. but Hope not. She will live on in my heart on. ah And then we have ah the last scene with Luke and k Grogu.
00:49:44
Speaker
um he presents him the tiniest little chain mail. adorable grow durable and then the tiniest little lightsaber it's like this big and he's like he's like this was yoda's lightsaber it's like a laser pointer my cat just comes flying in whoa it's ah it's where's that loaf cat come from every time i turn this lightsaber loaf cats come out of strangest places um I know how it ends, like the the decision, but it's an unfair choice.
00:50:20
Speaker
I think if the higher-ups would have not gotten their way, we would have had a Grogu spinoff show or a Luke Academy, Jedi Academy spinoff show. Yeah, they're short-sighted. It's like, no, no, we're gonna we can't continue The Mandalorian without Grogu. And it's like, well, you can because you can have the Grogu show. Yes, and you can have this motherfucker cameo on all your – I don't want them to do this. But you could have had him start cameoing on all fucking future shows.
00:50:47
Speaker
You know? Yeah. But um it's an unfair choice. Like, do you want this rinky dink little chain mail or the super cool tiny letter opener lightsaber?
00:50:58
Speaker
Look at that.
00:51:02
Speaker
What's the chain mail do when I shake it Look, i can I can use it to slice my cheese. ah Look, at bring me one of those fucking psyhops. I'm going to cut one in half. You're going love this. It actually cooks it a little bit while it slices it.
00:51:18
Speaker
You will love it. Well, that's why no one bleeds out. Except a quillish. I'm sure somebody else has, but you know conveniently, and most people don't believe that. It's just one of those stupid Star Wars things that in Episode IV, New Hope, when they cut it off, everyone everyone's like, well, wouldn't the laser cauterize the wound? And some other nerd was like, the Aquilish do not possess the ah platelets in the blood to clot. Therefore, when a laser cuts it, like, yeah.
00:51:43
Speaker
Or to like it can't be cauterized. So I can write whatever nerd shit I want to make you look like an idiot. Exhibit A, the Force. But he does tell him, he's like, and and you know, it's Luke is doing a terrible job of presenting this here. Because he's like, here's the armor. If you choose that, you can return to the Mando.
00:52:01
Speaker
but you'll be giving in to your attachment you won't be a Jedi. Or you can choose the lightsaber. You'll be my first student. You'll be a great Jedi, a great warrior. But you'll never see your cat again. I mean, your Mandalorian.
00:52:12
Speaker
That's where you stop. Don't say, but you'll never see the Mandalorian again because a short time for you is a lifetime for someone else. He'll be dead by the time you learn how to be a Jedi. he's honest. He's being honest. He's being better than the people that that came before him, like I was saying. And he'll give him a choice instead of kidnapping him.
Conclusion and Future Speculations
00:52:30
Speaker
You know, let him figure that apart out. don't know. It's almost like Luke is like, I'm really, I realized I'm not ready for a student, so let me just give him the really fucked up choice here. Ahsoka chick took off and I'm really nervous.
00:52:44
Speaker
She's older than me. She's better than me. um I don't know what I'm doing here. i we We missed a moment when it's them, Ahsoka and Luke hanging out and she just kind of looks at his dead eyes and she's like, you're a lot like your father.
00:52:59
Speaker
And then Deadeye, looks at her and goes, oh, hi, Mark. ah You're my favorite Jedi. You're my favorite Padawan. Okay, dokey. Bye. Here's my kyber crystal.
00:53:12
Speaker
Hello, Loafcat. Okay, bye. ah um it It just made me miss. Like, there's a moment I would love to just see them sitting fireside and him be like, tell me about my dad.
00:53:24
Speaker
Yeah. You know, because that's but yeah I think we've said it before. Anakin was her was her master. Yeah. So, I mean, that's that's insight. Luke would love to hear about.
00:53:35
Speaker
Well, we could have done that if we got our Luke Academy show. Exactly. Luke Academy. It's right there. And ah oh, and you can have a really big Padawan.
00:53:47
Speaker
His name is Luca Brassi. and He sleeps with the Gungans. He sleeps with the Gungans, see? Oh, Luca Brazi, he sleeps with the Goober fish.
00:54:02
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He sleeps with the Mon Calamari. I'm here to congratulate you on your queen's wedding on this to a a Jedi. On this, the day of your queen's wedding to a Jedi. May your twins be masculine ones.
00:54:17
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And that's the end of the episode. Which one do you choose? Music, all that. It's a good episode. um a lot of egregious CG that i I think just ages poorly. I don't remember being as upset with it. I think I was just too oohed and aahed, you know? Yeah. Because this is this is new territory and something we will dive much deeper into, so don't combat me right now. We will dive much deeper into this when we get to the sequel trilogy.
00:54:43
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I wanted to see what the fuck, like I wanted to see a good... Luke, we didn't get a lot of Luke. You know, that's one of my problems with the sequel trilogy. And I know it's not his story. It's supposed to be passing the torch, but we I think we just got gypped on Luke being powerful.
00:54:58
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So this to me was exciting. I'm like, oh my God, here's Luke. Look at him do his fucking says form four kata. It's not, i don't know if it's form four. Don't at me. Don't throw forms at me.
00:55:11
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i don't they I don't know what the forms well enough to fucking sit here and pretend I'm an expert on them. It's a form Omega, you idiot. ah I don't think that would exist. Omega is a New Zealand of female clone based off the template of Jango Fett. And she says her name like this, Omega.
00:55:31
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i was like, no, Omega is a bunch of people who hunt marsupial werewolves. I know the whole time you were saying that in other podcast, i was like, wait till we watch Bad Batch with Omega. Yeah.
00:55:43
Speaker
So that's it for this week. Next week, we conclude the book of Boba Fett with chapter seven in the name of honor. I'll wear a different shirt that time. Maybe not, dude. It's going to be, but we're not recording for a while. I could just put this to be right back in the cycle.
00:56:01
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00:56:14
Speaker
Yes. they heard this They heard this before you guys and they are better than you. It's okay because you can be better, but right now they're better than you. And I'm sorry. I'm not trying to play favorites, but they gave me money. I learned it from watching politicians. We're bartenders.
00:56:30
Speaker
This is like getting us tips, dude. You know, we work for tips. This is it. I'm virtually making you a cocktail. And we got to thank McGillagorilla for providing our opening and closing music. So that's it for this week. I've been Derek. I'm Jack.
00:56:48
Speaker
And you know what? Which choice would you make? Comment below. Be careful where you stick my nose.
00:57:32
Speaker
I do want to write a shark movie. I think I'm going to call it snow globe shark.
00:57:38
Speaker
It's the spirit of an evil shark trapped in a snow globe. And when you throw it at somebody, the shark comes out, attacks them, eats them. And then all of a sudden, the next time that the snow globe is together magically, there's a person in there with them.
00:57:54
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i can write I'll read an email to Wild Eye Releasing, who did the Shark Exorcist movies, and be like, we'll send you $100 your shark footage. Yeah. ah Donald Farmer will be like, that's the most money I've ever made.
00:58:08
Speaker
Send you $100 and a boob.