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HTSF Ep 36: The Book of Boba Fett Ch 2: The Tribes of Tattooine
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In "The Tribes of Tattooine", the best episode of The Book of Boba Fett, our hero gets an uninvited visit from a pair of Hutts who want his throne and they even bring their Wookiee muscle, Black Krrsantan, for extra intimidation points. Meanwhile, in his Tusken flashbacks, Boba graduates to full tribe member after pulling off a slick train heist against the Pyke Syndicate and teaching the Tuskens to fight for themselves. He forges his own gaffi stick, joins a Raider dance party and is initiated into their culture, marking his full acceptance into the tribe.
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Introduction and Episode Overview
00:00:37
Speaker
Welcome back to Han Took Shots First. I'm Derek. I'm Jack. And this week we're talking about the Book of Booba Fit, Chapter Two, The Tribes of Tatooine.
00:00:49
Speaker
Ooh. Yeah. Let's talk about it. Let's get into it. cause It's a long episode. Yeah, it was a lot longer. I didn't notice the runtime on this one like the last one, but it felt longer. Like not in a bad way.
00:01:02
Speaker
No, not a bad way at all. I can look up the runtime right now real quick while we talk. But yeah, because last one was very quick and not, won't say short, but very a lot faster.
00:01:15
Speaker
So in this one, it's like is she it just kept going. i was like, fuck, yeah, because at one point i was like, I thought this was going to happen in another episode, but it just was one long episode. Well, it might be 51 minutes versus 38.
00:01:29
Speaker
OK, so like 42 minutes or whatever. And maybe because it is a little bit more methodical at parts, you know, because what we are doing is getting into the Tusken Raider culture.
Director Change Impact
00:01:41
Speaker
Yeah.
00:01:42
Speaker
i mean, like part of it could be to the first one was directed by Robert Rodriguez, who is a kind of kinetic quick action director. Zippy. This one's directed by Steph Green.
00:01:53
Speaker
who is she's mostly a TV director. She did episodes of Preacher, Luke Cage, Man in the High Castle. She did four episodes of Ahsoka or three episodes of Ahsoka, something like that. And then a few episodes of this new HBO show called Duster, which Whitney and watched a few episodes of. It got canceled. It was really cool.
00:02:11
Speaker
I'm sure it did. it was It was pretty good. I watched the first like three episodes and I was like, fuck yeah, think canceled. was like, well, i don't know if i want to keep going. Yeah, we were watching it we had trouble. One of the episodes wouldn't load and then I was like, well I'll watch it later and then haven't gone back.
00:02:26
Speaker
Yep. And it was originally aired January 5th, 2022. Still hungover from New Year's. ah Watching Boba Fett. And again, written by Jon Favreau and Noah Clure.
Stunt Performers and Industry Connections
00:02:43
Speaker
i don't have a clue where who you are. now Nobody does. ah We do have some people pop up in this one. I don't know exactly who they where they show up. they're tuscan They play Tusken. okay But it was an interesting connection.
00:02:56
Speaker
So it's guy named Ron Balicki and then his adopted son, ah Michael Olasky. They are martial artists who played some Tusken. he His wife is Diana Lee in Osanto, who played Morgan Elsbeth in The Jedi and on Ahsoka.
00:03:16
Speaker
Yeah. So the whole family's getting work, which we've talked about on Bad Movies, Worst People. Like, if you're a stunt guy, your kid does stunts, your wife does stunts, your cousin does stunts, your uncle does stunts. You adopt a kid so he can do stunts because your first son died from doing stunts.
00:03:33
Speaker
That's okay. We'll get another one. It's going to stay in the movie, right? That was a good shot.
00:03:39
Speaker
No, that's speaking of that. I wonder if there's some of the.
Tusken Raider Culture Exploration
00:03:42
Speaker
Sorry. I wonder if there was some of the more stunt part of this episode is the jumping onto the onto other speeders and onto the train. I wonder if that's more of them.
00:03:52
Speaker
It could be. It said they were martial artists. so I'm wondering if one of them is it might have been in the last episode. I just saw it in the trivia for this. Maybe one of them is the predator. The predator is a chick guy.
00:04:03
Speaker
Oh, is it? I'm almost positive. Okay. So then and you can, you can, well, there's at the end, they're all doing kind of that. Uh, what's it called? Haka yeah kind of thing at the end. So maybe just, maybe one of those guys, just one of the Tuskens that's doing stuff. For sure. I just, they're also fighting those fish guys. So there's plenty of martial arts. Yeah.
00:04:22
Speaker
yeah Fish guys. They look like fish guys. Then they have masks that make them look even more fishy. I think the masks make them look less fishy. Well, it's like the guy takes off the mask. It's like it's a reveal. And it's like it's the same face with different lips.
00:04:36
Speaker
There's no features. ah
00:04:41
Speaker
That's why they have to wear the masks, because they can't even tell each other apart. They're like, oh, yeah, that's the guy with the red and black mask. yeah That's the guy with the Mike. Yeah. What you walking around without your mask, Mike? You know I can't tell who you are. They have D facial recognizers like scanners.
00:04:56
Speaker
scan i like i to Put a mask on. have no fucking idea who you are. You can't just. But there's definitely some of these guys running around their home planet like you can't tell me to wear a mask.
00:05:09
Speaker
Government wants to identify me.
00:05:14
Speaker
um but Yes, this one starts with Fennec.
Boba's Bluff and Prisoner Tactics
00:05:17
Speaker
Bringing the prisoner, the assassin, back to Jabba's... Well, i'm I'm going to call it Jabba's Palace. Yeah, let's call it, because it it is. It's Jabba's.
00:05:26
Speaker
He took it over from the monks. I think it just happens to me every time I see it. You don't see people going in and out of the front door of Jabba's very often. Like, obviously, it's in episode six, but like... and ah Maybe in something else, but just her walking in this door with this dude...
00:05:45
Speaker
And like the door opens and like this big reveal of their their silhouettes. But then it stops and it's like it's like you open your garage door six inches because there's just there. There's like another 30 feet of door above them. I'm like, what is going in and out of this door? Rancors are big, but not that big.
00:06:02
Speaker
Job is big, but not that big. Not that big. Yeah. I mean, they and he they didn't design it. It's the monks design. What were they doing? yeah so he Yeah, when he took it over, he did turn into like a battle fortress. So maybe he had like tanks going in and out at some point.
00:06:16
Speaker
Oh, man. A local crime lord with tanks. Yeah, it's never happened before. Pretty sure Escobar had some. Jabba's ice palace. Jabba's got hippos that are now terrorizing Tatooine.
00:06:32
Speaker
But I love that like he she brings him in, Boba Fett is talking to him and he's like, you know, asking him questions, whatever. And he's like, OK, if he's going to speak, I guess he doesn't need his head anymore.
00:06:44
Speaker
Fucking Gamorrean coming up to him. This
Critique of 'Order of the Night Wind'
00:06:46
Speaker
guy's just like, I don't need my head. Yeah, the Gamorrean comes up with this blade and this guy, this guy tells Jabba to go, or Jabba. Boba to go fuck himself. He's a hard itchuta.
00:06:58
Speaker
He's like, I fucking spared your life. You're going to kiss me. It's not. It's it's like ah who was it? You said was a Tom Berenger that does a really good fuck. Yes. and This is like if Tom Berenger was saying itchuta because it's not like a chuta like we've heard it. This guy's like a chuta.
00:07:14
Speaker
I wouldn't mind hearing Tom Berenger say itchuta. First explain to him what it is. ah you don't have to explain to him. He's an actor. He'll just read the script. He's a real actor. He's like, look, it's in the script. I'll say it.
00:07:26
Speaker
We've seen cutaway.
00:07:30
Speaker
But we find out this guy is an assassin from the Order of the Night Wind. And of course, Fennec Shand being an assassin, like overpriced. You need to fucking order of people to to assassinate.
00:07:42
Speaker
Well, I like it. She's myself. She's basically like making fun of name brands. She's like, you're paying for the name. Yeah. he just You don't need the Order of the Night Wind. Just go to Walmart and get the Equate Order of the Night Wind.
00:07:55
Speaker
It's the same thing. Get the Kroger brand Night Wind. It's called fucking Dark Time Blowy.
00:08:09
Speaker
Well, I'm buying that. ah We got to get us to some Kroger outlets. I need some dark time blowies.
00:08:17
Speaker
But this guy's like, you know, I don't I'm not afraid. I fear no man. Well, perhaps he'll fear the
Visit to the Mayor and Political Humor
00:08:23
Speaker
rancor. is This look on his face at the exact moment. I actually just used an emoji.
00:08:28
Speaker
It's the one where the top half is blue and the hands are on the cheeks and it has like white eyes. ah Yeah, that's where I came from. He scared him so bad. He went full emoji and they just drop him down in there and he starts shit in his pants. So he's like, the fucking mayor sent me. Please let me out. And they just laugh because they're like, dude, Rancor is dead.
00:08:49
Speaker
Yeah, that fucking is empty. Didn't you see episode six? I mean, there's a chance that Bib Fortuna put something in there, but no. No, now it didn't look like when they got there and Bib Fortuna was there, it didn't look like he was doing anything to be a crime boss. I mean, the the place it was like it was like he took over a mansion and now it's a haunted house.
00:09:09
Speaker
Well, I think that he was accepting money from anybody that was willing to give it to him. But like that, he's the reason the mayor was like, yeah, I can just not do that. yeah Yeah, because he wasn't doing anything. He was just like, i I'm fat now.
00:09:22
Speaker
Mm hmm. So they go to see the mayor. And that this is the guy you were talking about last episode. He's like, do you have an appointment? He's like, see your name. But I have the mayor's stray pit and I won't bring it back to him.
00:09:36
Speaker
um Looks like he's all booked up. It's very David Spade from Coneheads. He's having a real rough day today. Why don't you just let me talk to him?
00:09:47
Speaker
This needs to go through me. You know what? Between the Weasley guy, the major domo, and this guy that that is just david's david spade split into two characters for sure they couldn't afford david spade so they split him into two actors the twillet guy who's the side the the major domo is like if david spade was in a chris farley movie because he's the co-star guy at the desk is david spade if he's in an adam sandler movie because he's just got a cameo it's silo you prick you said it wrong
00:10:22
Speaker
um But yeah, this is another comment like we talked about where the the the major domo is like, oh, I'm sorry. We didn't see your litter arrive. Yes. So condescending. I'm like, i I don't remember, but I really hope this guy gets killed.
00:10:36
Speaker
um I'm fairly certain he does not. That's too bad. but You know what? We need Book of Boba Fett season two just so I can watch this guy get killed. It's just a fucking short on Disney Plus.
00:10:47
Speaker
Three minutes where just him getting shot. We got him! Just Boba Fett walking into the mayor's office and blasting this guy in the head and walking out and it just rolls credits. The mayor looking like, huh, that sucks.
00:10:59
Speaker
ah Oh well. the mayor The mayor is cool. It's one of these... Slug guys from Mass Effect? Athorian. Athorian. They have them in Mass Effect. That's why i always think of it. They're like a whole species that kind of walks around. They look almost like this. If if I'm remembering right, it's been a long time. but I think it's super fucking cool because they have a really fun way of speaking.
00:11:18
Speaker
And I ah think I'm correct when I say it's the first time we've ever seen him one with a translator thing around its neck. In live action, because in the gallery... um ah Filoni.
00:11:33
Speaker
He's like, oh, we yeah we had to think of in the cartoons how they would talk. So they have this translator. Now we get to see it in real life. And it's so cool. Oh, OK. For the cartoons. And ah maybe they didn't ever do it. I don't know. No, I'm sure they did.
00:11:49
Speaker
I'm just um i was just thinking back to the video games where you just hear it like. we but more I am 90 percent of the time all for alien speaking non basic.
00:12:01
Speaker
You know, yeah like you don't need to make it work with like the great examples, Phantom Menace, the pneumonians where the fucking mouth wouldn't match up and then you went very stereotypical.
00:12:13
Speaker
Yeah. You know, in the accent. You could have just had them speaking their native. Yeah. You could have just had them speaking their native language and would looked better and sounded better. So even you could have even George Lewis could have been perfectly happy doing his like racist Chinese thing.
00:12:27
Speaker
But if they weren't speaking a human language, people might not have noticed. Yeah. I mean, other than the outfits. And the hats. The space outfits. It's a space hat.
00:12:39
Speaker
But no, this is one of the few times that I actually do like it in English. Or basic, rather. Yeah, he's got a cool way of doing it. Exactly. he's and He's not. You hear the voice in the background. It's just like this almost like subconscious, like rumble inside your head. It's like, oh, and then it's a delayed, too, because like he you can hear his voice first or its voice.
00:13:00
Speaker
And then second or two later, you hear the basic. And this is, again, Robert Rodriguez doing the voice for this, which is cool because it doesn't sound anything like the other one he did. So I don't know if he's doing voice stuff or knowing him and his love for computer beep boop stuff.
00:13:16
Speaker
little modulation. Modulation, yeah.
00:13:20
Speaker
Modulation. I love Boba Fett being like, yeah, we have your fucking assassin, and he just has his his dude who's standing over there who I thought was going to be a character because he looks like...
00:13:32
Speaker
He's like a younger Michael Biehn from the other thing we watched. Oh, I like that. so you he does yeah He does have a face of someone that will be back, so maybe he was going to be. Yeah, because I don't... I mean, but before they decided to make this a four-episode season with three episodes of Mandalorian attached to it, if I'm remembering correctly. Maybe it was two episodes and the last one was like a crossover, but... That's exactly what it is.
00:13:53
Speaker
Okay. But like this guy just blasts this dude in the head and he's like, hey, thanks for turning him in. They're not actually allowed to operate outside Hutt Space, so here's your reward. Sounds a lot like you sent him and you didn't want him to say anything.
00:14:05
Speaker
So you killed him now. And I like the. um The thing where he's like, here's the money for for bringing this assassin to us. He's like, I'm not a bounty hunter anymore.
00:14:17
Speaker
And he's like, that's not what I heard. Like, it's a condescending thing because, like, clearly people don't respect bounty hunters in this world. Scum and and ah wretched hive of villainy and scum. That's what it is. so Yeah. So because he's like, I'm not a bounty hunter. He's like, yeah, that's what I heard.
00:14:34
Speaker
It's not what your mom told me last night. Oh. But he does take the money. He's like, yeah, thanks for the tribute. You're a big bounty humper. Booty humper, dude.
00:14:46
Speaker
Booty humper. I try. But he tells him like he's like, yeah, you you're going to stay in office as long as I say you stay in office because I'm in charge, bitch.
00:14:57
Speaker
This guy is not not impressed. Hopefully something happens. But he's like, you know what you do need to think about who really sent the night wind. Which is when you don't say order of exactly. It just sounds like someone's farting in bed. But it's like a group of people sharing a fucking bedroom.
00:15:15
Speaker
Who sent the night wind? i know it's here. I can sense a night wind. he who smelt it, dealt it. um But he's like, go check out Garza's sanctuary on the night wind. Yeah.
00:15:32
Speaker
So Boba Fett goes back to jessica Jennifer Beale's place here. And we didn't mention when we talked about Jennifer Beale last time, I don't think, but ah people might know her Beale's. Sorry.
00:15:44
Speaker
Jennifer Beale's ah biggest thing was Flashdance. So I'm like... Yeah, I don't think we did talk about it because we were just captivated by her beauty. Yeah, like, it's just crazy because that was, what, 1980? 84, maybe? Yeah. But, like, still looking great, and it's been 40-plus years now.
00:16:02
Speaker
yeah I can do that math because I was born in 85 and I turned 40 this year. So it's been 40 or more. Good mathing. Yeah, she looks fucking great, man.
00:16:13
Speaker
But he goes back to talk to her and she's being weird and he's like, so what's going on? And she's like, you're sweating like a gum to on Mustafar. I had to go back because I was i was writing something down or I was just writing that he was there to ask what was going on.
00:16:30
Speaker
And I didn't see it. And I just was like, did he just say you're sweating like a goomb Tompin Mustafa? Like I was like, what is but what kind of Star Wars bullshit is that? So I went back to waiting like a goomba looking at Mufasa.
00:16:47
Speaker
All this land will be yours. It all connects because James Earl Jones. There you go. Except for that land. We don't go over that land. What's that? That's Mustafar. It's hot. Sweaty. It's just gross. There's really nothing bad there.
00:17:01
Speaker
ah Darth Vader's dead. It's just gross. Actually, we're gonna we'll talk about it when we get to the episode... Oh, it's probably episode nine of the sequel. It's fucking last Rise of the Skywalker.
00:17:14
Speaker
Mustafar's starting to heal itself once Vader's castle's gone. Oh, really? Okay. yeah i don't remember that at all. I think we talked about it before. It doesn't tell you it's there. okay. It just it shows it, and it's it's I think it's the novelization you find out that it's Mustafar.
00:17:29
Speaker
Oh, okay. um But basically she tells him... So I'll talk about it, you'll listen. She tells him that the twins are back to lay claim to their cousin's territory or whatever.
Introduction of The Twins and Hutt Politics
00:17:42
Speaker
The twins are these two big fat huts. I don't think we get their names on this one. ah Maybe. I didn't get anything. Yeah. um Something I learned about Hut, Hut Life, Hut Life.
00:17:58
Speaker
They don't. That's a tattoo across your like diaphragm. Oh, I know. think I'm getting on my knuckles, but it's going to be an Aurobosh. Hey, it does fit, right?
00:18:09
Speaker
Hudson don't have don't have like a big appreciation for jewels and and precious metals, I guess. But what they do is they ordain themselves with living creatures.
00:18:20
Speaker
So when this one's using like a mouse is like a sweat rag or squeezing its sweat out or whatever it's doing. It's a sign of of ah like i a poshness. OK, I think it's squeezing sweat out of it because it's like it's like a dog where they don't sweat.
00:18:36
Speaker
Oh, okay, just wringing this mouse out. They're always greasy, but it's not sweat, it's not like cooling their bodies, it's just like squeezing mouse goo on itself. Second episode where things are being, having alien goo squeezed on them.
00:18:49
Speaker
Ugh, in a different way, this one's less weird. This one's just fucking sweating a mouse on your face. I think this one might be more weird. At least the other one was like dick goo into a mouth. That happens in real life. At least it was dick goo in a mouth is what you said.
00:19:04
Speaker
I'm just saying that happens in real life. People don't squeeze mouse goo on themselves, I don't think. People don't milk aliens into other people's mouths to get them and at them in the morning. But it was an alien's dick, and the people milk their dicks into other people's mouths.
00:19:17
Speaker
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00:19:28
Speaker
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00:19:33
Speaker
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00:19:37
Speaker
But they have... ah They have their their buddy there, theirre their bounty hunter or whatever that they've hired. Black. buddy hunter? I said chrysanthemum last time. because i No, it's chrysanthemum.
00:19:49
Speaker
Chrysanthemum. But it's K-R-R-S-A-N-T-A-N-N. I'm like, there's so many... like ah consonants Yeah, that's Shirook.
00:20:00
Speaker
It just seems... Wookiee has at least five vowels in it. There are, like, no vowels in this guy's name. There's like there's two A's, but it's, like, 11 letters long. He's from south in Oh, he's a Southie.
00:20:15
Speaker
He's a Southie. lot consonants there. But this guy's played by an actor named Carrie Jones, who does a lot of creature work, costume work stuff. The guy, by the way, in the gallery thing is delightful.
00:20:30
Speaker
like he's They were talking about how like they picked him. They wanted him to have like menacing eyes because Chewbacca always has like kind eyes and you know whatever. They picked this guy for this, and they interviewed him, he's like,
00:20:44
Speaker
I feel like he had an accent, but i don't remember now. But he's just like, oh, he just always looks so pissed off. It's great. He's just laughing and having a good time. And I'm just like, this is the opposite of what I expected from Angry Wookiee Man.
00:20:56
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Watch it after you watch the series. That way he doesn't break the illusion. But he played the of things I recognize. He was in the Marvel werewolf by night thing, which I remember liking. Oh, man thing. Man thing. Yeah.
00:21:12
Speaker
And then that you know that i recognized him from that. That's no, no obviously yeah And then he was in. This is the end. The you know Seth Rogen big comedy. i Try to guess who he might have played, if you remember that movie. The guy that had Channing Tatum on a leash?
00:21:29
Speaker
No, he played he's credited as Rape Demon. Oh. He's the guy that... ah Jonah Hill says he had a dream about the demon coming and then you see like this huge erect penis come up and he's like I don't want to talk about it I want to talk about it like this guy who played rape demon okay good to have that on your credits I hope you get residuals that have a little fucking for playing rape demon here's 25 cents take that to your bank Boba Fett is like this territory is mine now
00:22:07
Speaker
And go't get the book the boy twin is like, you know, he's like, my sister thinks we need to kill you. And he just responds with Jabber is dead. Jabber is dead.
00:22:17
Speaker
Jabber. I'm like, ja but you've said I've heard you say Jabba. this but they just didn't They didn't do a take two on this one. It's Jabber's dead. ah Well, that's as good as that's getting. Jabber it is.
00:22:31
Speaker
Jabber the Hutt. But bloodshed is bad for business, says Dude Hut. And they leave. You can hear him speaking Huttese, which is not subtitled this time because they don't want us
Advice from the Mayor and Plot Intrigue
00:22:43
Speaker
to know. But you can hear him like, blah, blah, blah, Wookiee, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:22:47
Speaker
So it's something like, we'll send the Wookiee in while he's sleeping. The trivia said one of the words they say is the word for bounty hunter. So they know who. both Yeah, it is. Yeah.
00:22:58
Speaker
I don't know what it was, but I definitely caught that. i was like, I've heard that word before. It's a bit of a chuckle because like they leave and Fennec Shand's like, so what are we going to about this? And both of us like. Maybe it's settled, you think?
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00:24:50
Speaker
We start this flashbacks. He's doing a flashback training flashback. Sorry. Yes, they are flashback does in this show. He's doing training with the gaffey stick ah with Predator guy.
Train Attack Analysis and Cultural Significance
00:25:04
Speaker
I keep wanting to Twillet Predator Tuscan.
00:25:07
Speaker
And then this is when the train comes by for the first time. This is why I think it's a female. It's the first time we've seen the draping of of like the rags that resemble hair. Yeah. And that's the thing. They're not. It's not hair.
00:25:18
Speaker
Well, can't. That's why. That's why I say predator, because you know you've got the mask with like the mouth and then you've just got these like it looks like dreadlocks hanging off the end. But Tuscan culture. It is a huge sin to show any part of your skin.
00:25:32
Speaker
Okay. I think you're allowed to do it for like intercourse and stuff, but as far as like everybody else... Nope, they just jerk off into turkey basters. Weird. Huh.
00:25:43
Speaker
Like ah David k Crosby and that lady from that girl pop country band. Melissa Etheridge? That sounds right. I was like, Google it if you don't know what I'm talking about. it was It was a rumor...
00:25:56
Speaker
But it's probably true. if I wouldn't believe it's true, so I won't Google it. But no, let's like you can get exiled out of the tribe for showing skin. It's just one of their things. Which is why it's so important at the end of this when they're dressing him up.
00:26:10
Speaker
Oh, OK. Like he still has everything. He still has his head showing. That's mostly for us. I do enjoy. So he's not like a real quote unquote Mandalorian. And we learned in the Mandalorian TV show that the helmet thing helmet always on is just his sect.
00:26:26
Speaker
But it's just funny because people think of that. And they think like because we never saw Boba Fett without his helmet. Yeah. In this, it's like he puts on his helmet to have like a conversation with the huts. then as soon as they leave, he takes it off.
00:26:37
Speaker
And then at the end, when they dress him up in robes, they put the hood over his head. He walks outside and he just takes it off. He's just like, hold on. Don't cover up the goods. This beautiful chrome dome. Don't cover up the goods. That's what people came for.
00:26:50
Speaker
Look at this. I'm fucking beautiful. I was in Pussy Jackson's movie. but they have these, ah the train goes by and these snipers are shooting at the Tuskens.
00:27:01
Speaker
And I just, I'm like, you're just inviting trouble. You know what it reminded me of, though? A lot of the World War II movies um where Americans are either like on a train in Australia or Europe and shit like that, just shooting livestock as they're going by because they're bored.
00:27:19
Speaker
I thought of um Full Metal Jacket. The ones that run are Viet Cong. The ones that stand still are well-trained Viet Cong. You shoot women and children in Tuskens? Yeah.
00:27:31
Speaker
How? It's easy. just don't lead them so much.
00:27:36
Speaker
I'm laughing because it's tragic, not because it's funny. yeah It is kind of funny. It's meant to be a little funny. It's like Stalin once said, dark humor a lot like food. Not everybody gets it.
00:27:51
Speaker
Love it. um Love it. But Boba Fett tells him like, hey, I'll take care of these fucking or this train.
Comedic Training Montage
00:28:01
Speaker
ah Give me a rifle, a stick. We get the yeah in the morning chop work sign language back, which I like.
00:28:08
Speaker
Yeah. And it's like he's they might understand a bit of basic. They don't. They do not speak it whatsoever. No, I would imagine what the noises they make their vocal cords are not.
00:28:19
Speaker
That's how that's how I feel, too. Like they couldn't make those sounds if they wanted to. But I read something in the trivia about this next scene. So he goes off to this little bar in the middle of the desert, which I was like, let me drink here.
00:28:34
Speaker
But I felt until the Nick does gang members show up. Are you going to talk about the two people here? Yeah, well, I found out fixers this is Tashi Station. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know if that that's never said in the show. It's probably from a comic book or something. But people on the Internet have at least deemed this Tashi Station, which is cool because we never. Well, you know what? we There was a cut scene, so maybe they made it look like that.
00:28:59
Speaker
The cut scene is with these two people. Yeah, well, there was a couple cut scenes because the one I've seen is only with Luke and is it Wedge? Big Lighter.
00:29:11
Speaker
Dags? Stags? Dax Big Lighter. Dax, okay. That's the only one I've seen is where he's there talking to the guy. okay. But, yeah, i did read it. It's Lays, Fixer, Lanozer, and Cammie Marstrap who are Luke's childhood friends.
00:29:26
Speaker
They're like picking on the, call him Wormy. And one of the things he says, something that one of the Nickto says something in Hatties and one of our delightful trivia nerds was like, that's the word for boy.
00:29:39
Speaker
So he's just like after he eats the guy's food or whatever he does, he's like, thanks, boy. Yeah. Asserting dominance, but these two are pissed off and the the dude mumbles to his a Friend there. He's like it's just not right and he has like the fuck you to say the fuck you say said it's not right
00:30:02
Speaker
So then we get the bar scene from Terminator 2, like like literally step for step almost because Boba Fett comes in and starts fighting these dudes.
00:30:13
Speaker
ah He does get a nut shot in there, which is nice. But it ends with him throwing the last dude through a plate glass window. I don't think Arnold drank the guy's drink, which is a nice touch for Boba Fett here. He just drinks his drink and walks out without saying a word.
00:30:28
Speaker
Arnold can't consume it. But then we get outside and it's the it's that exact shot where Arnold looks down at the bikes and then the camera like does that zoom out pan across thing and it's all the bikes lined up. So he's got to pick which one to take.
00:30:41
Speaker
In this case, he takes more than one. It's a lot easier to tow speeders in motorcycles like this. Yeah, I imagine. Yeah. I would imagine since they don't have to balance, they have repulsors. love this fight scene.
00:30:52
Speaker
ah Good job. Repulsor lifts. Nice. yeah um I love this scene, though, because he's he's got the he's du using the ah gaffy stick and whatnot, but at one point he has the like the musket laser blaster, the cycler.
00:31:04
Speaker
Yeah, the shotgun. He just beats a dude with it. Well, yeah. Does Arnold beat a dude with a shotgun until it breaks? I don't remember if he beats dude with a shotgun. I'm pretty sure he puts either puts a dude's head on a flat top or in a fryer, and that doesn't happen in this one. but It's because we just missed the cooking.
00:31:22
Speaker
Otherwise, they were going to do It's just mistimed. Yeah, it's after 10. They don't do food. The Nickto's eating the last of the food. the boy That's why the guy was pissed. He's like, that was my candied bacon. This motherfucker.
00:31:34
Speaker
Kitchen is closed. He just took my last of my chicken nugs, and chickens the kitchen's closed now. I can't order more poppers. But I do like in this scene, he's using the like, and actually later on too, during the train heist, he's using like a trainer training gaffy stick. Yeah.
00:31:50
Speaker
He doesn't have like a real one. It's like you're training someone to use a sword. So you give him one of those wood plastic or the wood practice swords. Yeah. And then he goes off into battle with the wooden practice sword. This part reminded heavily of last samurai.
00:32:05
Speaker
Because they give they give Tom Cruise the wooden kid sword. Yeah. You know, and he's watching everybody and like training and then eventually one of the dudes. ah Oh, God. The guy that's in fucking Shogun. He's phenomenal.
00:32:20
Speaker
I don't remember. You'll have to go. But they they they start sparring. He's also in Transformers. Oh my God, dude, you could just not said a word. i just remember because I remember because we've talked about two Transformers movies.
00:32:33
Speaker
He plays the very Japanese stereotype Transformer. No, no, no, no, no. You're thinking Ken Watanabe. Oh, okay. That's what I was thinking of. Yeah. Cause he's also in last samurai, right?
00:32:44
Speaker
Yes. He's the, he's the, uh, the teacher last samurai. If you look at it from that point of view, well, it's definitely Tom Cruise. It ain't Tom Cruise. I just always think of the Paul Mooney from a fucking Chappelle show.
00:32:59
Speaker
Tom Cruise, the last samurai. Give me Tom Hanks is the last. And I'm not going to mention that. word Yeah, he beats the show. They do steal these speeders. I'm a little.
00:33:11
Speaker
It's kind of an annoying continuity thing because he toes back some speeders. He's got two speeders in tow. Uh huh. But when he's training these guys and when they do this assault on the train, they've got at least six speeders. thought he was towing four, but that still doesn't that still isn't add up math.
00:33:27
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, but it's fine. They made some Star Wars. He was going to say, yeah, we just we don't need to worry about it. It's Star Wars. The shots cool.
00:33:38
Speaker
but Yeah, he takes them back and the Tuskens immediately just they just start trashing these fucking speeders. They started ripping shit apart. and He's like because he starts with this is a gift for you.
00:33:49
Speaker
They just start tearing him apart and he runs back like, no, no, no, these are mine. No, mine, mine, mine, mine. And I love when he's doing the, because this is one of the best things about this show. And he's like, this is this is go.
00:34:03
Speaker
This is stop. This is go. And it just cuts to him aside. Like a bantha.
00:34:11
Speaker
It's Tamar Morrison just having a great old fucking time. Like a bantha. The trivia pointed out it was like it was it was a improvised line apparently that he did. But also like it's one of the more popular ones it became like a meme and a gif and stuff.
00:34:25
Speaker
But I feel like the memes and the gifts were more in a mocking manner. This person says it like, oh, it's so famous because it's a meme. And I'm like, I don't think people were using it as like this is cool.
00:34:37
Speaker
I think it's funny and I like it. But I think it was just more like I think it was just more like people didn't like this show. So they were like, oh, like a bit. Yeah. I also think there is there are people out here in this universe that just love Tamora Morrison and in in this role especially, but just in general, he is he's a really good Comic-Con guy. like He does conventions very well, very engaging with fans.
00:35:02
Speaker
So I think just to watch him smile and ride a pretend Bantha is excellent. Well, it's even better because he's like, like a Bantha, yes. they just stare at him. He's like, maybe not.
00:35:15
Speaker
It's not tough crowd. Is this thing on? And then we have this, like, driving school montage, which is pretty funny because, like, the the first dude does, like, the thing you expect. He jumps on and pulls instead of pushes or pushes instead of pulls, whatever. Goes in reverse.
00:35:31
Speaker
But then it's all these people, all these Tuskens trying to ride these things around. And it's just these crisscrossing, like, ah madcap kind of paths they're taking and he's just kind of standing in the middle watching them like i don't know how how do I reach these guys how do I reach these kids trying to reach these kids but the trains are coming so they set up some shooters they take the speeders And this is what you were talking about previously the last episode about this being inspired by Lawrence of Arabia.
Details of the Train Heist
00:36:06
Speaker
Yeah. so They definitely talked about it in the gallery. ah Steph Green was talking about it. And she she even talked. So the the cinematographer on this one is Dean Cundy, who I mentioned last time. He's done a bunch of stuff.
00:36:19
Speaker
For those who haven't listened to our other stuff or don't know, like Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, tons of stuff. Great cinematographer. But even the concept art has the Tuscans running in in white robes, like which is, you know, just cut and paste.
00:36:35
Speaker
I mean, the cycler is like the exact same fucking gun that they're using. Yeah. And they played a clip from Lawrence of Arabia, and I was just like, hey, there he is. Squirt. Squirt. Peter O'Toole, for those who haven't gone all the way back to high high spirits on our I would love a squirt of one of those black melons.
00:36:55
Speaker
Very thirsty. Squirt. Squirt. But it's it's really cool. Obviously, we're not going describe the whole thing. There's a moment we have to describe because it's going bad, right? like yeah It's not going terrible, terrible, it's not going well.
00:37:10
Speaker
One of the fucking speeders gets blows up right away. couple people get ah launched off their hooks because the pikes are shooting out. You know, and Boba Fett gathers one. Then comes the fucking heavy, the Predator.
00:37:23
Speaker
The Tuscan Predator fucking comes in, all guns akimbo on the speeder, crashes it into the train whilst they jump up and latch on, throw themselves into the roof, and then we get a really fun...
00:37:36
Speaker
Cowboys like cow ah Western movie moment where you just see people getting thrown out of Windows kind of you know arbitrarily yeah he's doing the like a Jason Voorhees stalker thing it's like just dudes flying out windows and then there's the three guys that are on the top of the train shooting at Boba Fett and these other Tuscans and they're hiding behind the door and like they just start like disappearing it's like shoop shoop like looks at his friend like oh no laughing ah Yeah, it's pretty great.
00:38:06
Speaker
I still think it's a female, but i I'm fine with being wrong. um I don't know. It doesn't matter. Show me them boobs. That's how I'll know. Let me see them Tuscan titties.
00:38:20
Speaker
Let me see them Tuscan titties. I've heard of panty raids. Never had a Tusken raid.
00:38:28
Speaker
um But this droid that's driving the thing starts panicking, and it's just like flipping switches and doing whatever to make this thing go faster. It's hitting the nitro. Because it was once... It didn't know anything was going on until ah Predator Tuscan knocked a guy off the top and he went underneath the train and the whole train just kind of like, boom like jumps. Or maybe it was maybe it was when he crashed the speeder in, but there is a guy who gets sucked underneath the train and it it definitely bounces like it ran over someone. They put speed bumps in the desert?
00:39:00
Speaker
Yeah, this this droid is trying to like he's hitting the nitrous like you said. um And this it's all run by this one huge like rocket engine on top of the train. Yeah. And so ah first there's a Tuscan. Then there's some pikes that are all up there and it just it just keeps blowing people off the top of the train.
00:39:17
Speaker
I was waiting for someone to get lit on fire. Yeah, I'm not singed at best. Yeah, like flying off the train, but like with a smoke trail behind them. yeah you're gonna wish You're going to wish you were dead when you land.
00:39:29
Speaker
Well, that's apparently the new Disney Wilhelm scream, right? We talked about it on something else. and So, like yeah, you just have someone do the the goofy holler as they're flying off the top. I hate it. don't want that.
00:39:42
Speaker
the droid sabotages the controls right as soon as Boba Fett gets up there. So he ah he tosses this droid out, and it's like a ah moment of levity, I guess, because this droid flies out, and then you just see it like pop up on spider legs. like ah Grievous style.
00:39:58
Speaker
It's like, oh, I was thinking of the in the thing when that guy's head comes off and then sprouts its legs and runs away. i did just watch that recently. It's fresh in the brain. It's going to crawl off your body any minute now.
00:40:11
Speaker
It gets up and like looks at the train and it's like, whoop. And then just like spider legs out. and I mean, obviously this droid's programming is not like train first because it's like, I'm going to live.
00:40:23
Speaker
there's a Mandalorian right in front of me. And you know what? I've met Din Djarin. They do not like us. every time he Every time he sees me, he always says, you people. And then starts saying some really outdated terms for droids.
Post-Heist Negotiations and Tusken Authority
00:40:36
Speaker
And you know what? We'll talk about this more next week because it'll be your favorite episode of the series. But there was a bit with ah There was a bit with ah Jon Favreau talking about the the modern kids and it actually made it make a lot more sense.
00:40:52
Speaker
So he's talking about how the Mando didn't like droids or whatever. And it's like they were trying to show like a generational thing. So it's like it's the younger kids who are like, well, now we're going to put these droid parts on us and we're not even going to hide it because fuck you old people.
00:41:06
Speaker
It makes sense to me living in the world that we live in and watching these kids yeah around with Crocs and whatnot. So I think it's the aesthetic I don't like, not the reasoning.
00:41:18
Speaker
We'll get there next week. Stay tuned. They do. He does stop the train. And so it crashes a bit, but they start rating it. And again, the trivia, like there was like seven or eight trivia things that were like, well, this part of the train sequence is just like in Lawrence of Arabia when that happened. And I'm like, you could just say the train sequence is like we get yeah for from this point to this point.
00:41:39
Speaker
And now let's erase the rest of these trivias. Good. we One, one trivias. I like how he's already fucking. I saw the concept art. Yeah. Yeah. It's not trivia. It's just a fact.
00:41:50
Speaker
It's just something you said. I do love that he's already sitting like a boss, though. He's like sitting on a treasure chest, kind of fucking posing up, and somebody's bringing him black melons to just sniff like a black cognac huff.
00:42:04
Speaker
ah Yeah, and this guy's like, are you going to kill us? And he's like, not if he answered these questions right. First of all, what's your favourite colour? That's an easy one. What is your favourite colour?
00:42:18
Speaker
Blue, no, green. Also, what's fucking but's the ah average wind speed of us a swallow? You think you know that one tough guy? We talking an African swallow or a European swallow?
00:42:32
Speaker
He was asking us for was that killllens if we knew the grill was. I told him we already had one. You're telling me two swallows grab the coconut at the same time and fly together.
00:42:45
Speaker
I can't not drift into English because I'm doing Monty Python. I know. Muscle memory. But he's like, are you guys carrying spice? And I love this dude is like, I don't know. What does spice look like? which Someone drops down this chest. Anybody hear spice?
00:42:59
Speaker
No? Spice? We don't know what that is. That's not in our language. One of the guys drops down this chest and all this shit just flies in the air and he's like, looks a little bit like that. Sassana Spice from the from the slave mines of Kissel.
00:43:12
Speaker
And the trivia did inform me that apparently somewhere, a comic book, TV show, i don't know, they mentioned Sassana Spice specifically, and it's apparently so rare that it's been priced into extinction is the way they describe it.
00:43:28
Speaker
Like it's so expensive that nobody can afford it kind of thing. so I'm going to lower your prices so somebody at least buy it. Well, that's a million dollars a hit. Well, then you've just got people like the Hutts buying it.
00:43:42
Speaker
They'll buy true. It's true. Imagine a hut. like It's like you're watching a 70s disco movie. Okay, you're watching, to relate it to you, you're watching Forrest Gump, right?
00:43:54
Speaker
Instead of Jene, it's a hut who's doing just fat lines of spice and then standing on like the the balcony and just like putting its arms out.
00:44:07
Speaker
Oh, that's fucking awesome. Turn me into a bird so I can fly far, far away. oh, oh, oh. I love you, forest. Oh, ho Jenny, we was like peas and carrots. Jenny,
00:44:24
Speaker
it was like fucking cup a cup of tea and some Demis.
00:44:30
Speaker
But basically the Pike is like, well, we just thought you guys were uncivilized Raiders and we were afraid of you. And I'm like, no, you weren't. You were not afraid. You were just why we were shooting. Yeah, we were bored. I mean,
00:44:41
Speaker
scared But he's like, okay, cool. Well, you can still move through here, but you got to pay a toll to the Tuscans and any deaths will be paid back tenfold on you. Now ah go ahead and walk home.
00:44:53
Speaker
Make it there by fucking sundown. Suns down. These fish people, the guy's like, ah we won't survive without our water car. And he's like, he's a black million. Have a good day.
00:45:04
Speaker
yeah Yeah. Also, what do you want to do? you want me to fucking let you carry your water car out of here? It's a train, dude. Yeah, we're not taking you. We've got three fucking speeders left. You blew up all the rest of them.
00:45:16
Speaker
And you've killed a bunch of Panthers. We're already going to have these speeders looking like the fucking Beverly Hillbillies rolling into Beverly Hills. People hanging off the side and shit. Grandma's in the back on a rocker.
00:45:30
Speaker
When a Bantha's rider dies, it's not a ride die. When the rider of a Bantha dies, the Bantha wanders away from the tribe and just dies in isolation. Terribly sad. Like the Tuskens have a tremendous relationship with their Banthas.
00:45:44
Speaker
Oh, speaking of the Banthas, during the train scene, it
Observation of Bantha Herd
00:45:48
Speaker
was kind of cool. cause we've never seen anything like this. There's like a herd of like wild Banthas. Yeah. I just I just found interesting. It's kind of like, you know, in our our world, our culture, well, most these days you you think of horses and you think of like people have been stables. They ride them. They do this and that.
00:46:06
Speaker
Well, then you see something where it's like there's just wild horses and it's like, oh Oh, yeah. Huh. Looks like they can thrive without us. Weird. turn
00:46:18
Speaker
Wild horses. the a Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'll fuck the shit out of me. Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:46:30
Speaker
It puts the mouse on its skin or it gets the hose again. Can you help me get this banter in the back of my van? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:46:41
Speaker
Was she that great big old fat hut?
00:46:45
Speaker
Now that's, I guess that's more of a, I hear that in a Java voice. Was she a great big fat hut? Aren't they all? oh Oh. But so they go back.
00:46:57
Speaker
The chief gives him a gift. And it's this little, like this little. contraption with a lizard inside of it and I just I love to where Morrison's delivery here because he's just like I listen all right I'll let it guide me I guess thank cool cool and then they hit him with the spice yeah they blow spice in his face and the lizards like spice and runs up that's gotta be what it is like there has to be spice on tattooing natural just like the the Sassana one is castle because there's spice throughout the galaxy as far as I understand
00:47:30
Speaker
They've got to be using some low-dose...
Boba's Vision Quest and Transformation
00:47:32
Speaker
This is like the marijuana of Spice. was going to say, you've told me that Spice is kind of just like their generic term for drugs.
00:47:42
Speaker
There's all these different versions, so it's like that one's heroin, that one's cocaine, that one's meth, whatever. It's just different grades of it, though. Because this is... like Because the the Tuscans, especially here, are being used as the analog for like Native American tribes, this is like the...
00:48:00
Speaker
Ayahuasca of Spice Or peyote Yeah So like yeah He blows in his face And he swallows this lizard And it's again Very funny He's like Swallows the lizard The lizard jumps in his nose Well Oh it jumps in his nose But he says Oh I think I swallowed it I think I swallowed your lizard present I'm sorry It wasn't a very good gift It tweeted a fucking swan dive Right up my nostrils It's like fucking cocaine That can't wait to be done Jumps in there
00:48:27
Speaker
And so he has this fucking kind of terrible ah like mushroom trip. the um I have a little bit of background. Tatooine used to be a lush ah planet with water and vegetation until, and in Legends at least, the there was a failed uprising against the Rakatan Empire and they fucking torched and just evaporated the planet to what we have now.
00:48:54
Speaker
So that's why those black melons grow underground. That's like that's why there are trees. That's where he gets to branch from. So I think he's getting a bit of that. It's also for us. But I think he's getting a bit of that history subliminally.
00:49:09
Speaker
i don't know. Am I reading too much into that? No, because the chief, when he's telling the story, does talk about like before the planet dried up and this and that. So it's like he's giving him the background, and that makes perfect sense. And I mean, maybe they're just kind of referencing some of that because, like yeah, this would be the first tree we've ever seen on Tatooine.
00:49:28
Speaker
Yeah. And it's like that... So it is like it's a trip. It's ah it's a hallucinogenic trip. But that tree is really there because he comes back with a stick from exactly. i would love to watch this from the outside, though.
00:49:40
Speaker
The combination of this lizard and the spice like the lizard leads you to the the tree that's why he's like it's gonna lead you and he's like all right great it'll lead me some way it's a lizard sure it'll lead me to a rock and it'll do little push-ups i don't know just just imagine being sober and watching this trip we're just tomorrow morrison's digging furiously through the sand like he's splashing in water all of sudden he finds the top of a tree i've referenced to you recently got a shirt that was there's a movie called altered states
00:50:14
Speaker
It's William Hurt and he does lots of mushrooms and hangs out in sensory deprivation chambers. It's a fucking crazy movie. I love it. It might not be great to some people's standards, but it's kind of the one that got me into movies more. Like not just watching a movie like that was fun, but like I have to think about this. But yeah, ah there's a scene where he goes to Mexico.
00:50:36
Speaker
He's hanging out with like a native tribe there. They give him some mushrooms. And he has a trip like that where he just wanders off into he goes off on a walkabout kind of thing.
00:50:47
Speaker
And that's what this reminded me of, because it's like, yeah, they give him the stuff and then they just kind of like sit down and watch this dude just wander off into the desert high as fuck. and they're like, well, maybe he'll come back. We'll see.
00:50:59
Speaker
That might be goodbye. he he goes out. He finds the tree. It kind of envelops him. He has visions of Kamino and like his childhood. And the the tree is trying to choke him. And he's in the Sarlacc pit and all this stuff.
00:51:13
Speaker
And he breaks the piece off the tree. And it bursts open. And ah Whitney actually, I didn't think about it this way, but Whitney was watching it with me. And she was like, oh, and then he was reborn. And I'm like, that's when I really started thinking about what we talked about last episode of like this being his...
00:51:28
Speaker
transition from redemption or yeah, transition bounty bounty hunter, bad guy, like scum and villainy guy to what we see later. not all at once but like this is kind of the the inciting incident and obviously with forward with all the eu being um decanonized he's not really that bad of a guy he we we see him in episode five and six like what's canon i'll take this series away what's canon is is episode five and six and a little bit of clone wars well and but i mean we do get
00:52:04
Speaker
He at least enjoyed his bounty hunting work. If he wasn't necessarily a bad guy, he enjoyed hurting people because we still have that line from Darth Vader. No disintegrations. So that's true. That's true. That's an accident.
00:52:17
Speaker
He was a big fan of disintegrating people. He also did have a Wookiee braid. So killed some Wookiees. and And that's mentioned in the trivia because at first I was like, well, he wasn't in there long enough for that to be dissolved because it's like it's almost like he woke up almost immediately.
00:52:32
Speaker
But they also point out, which I didn't notice, um that he doesn't have his cloak anymore either. And we do see these fucking... ah Long John pajamas he's run around in for these two episodes are full of like holes that look like they were burned in by acid and it's missing part of like the collar.
00:52:51
Speaker
So it was starting to be dissolved. Yeah. And the the short a presumably short time he was inside. i also just think Disney didn't want him to walk around with.
00:53:02
Speaker
Either Wookiee braids or Padawan braids. Well, yeah. I mean, that's that's the real reason. But if we're trying to justify it in world. Yeah, I think it makes perfect sense that and they were just digested because the best car wouldn't be, which we previously talked about. Right. It'd be.
00:53:20
Speaker
paint job would be a little roached up which is what happens yeah till they repaint it um so yeah he gets back to the village ah the fucking lizard jumps out of his nose and goes back to ah the chief and he's like oh I thought that was part of the dream fuck that was real you guys you guys know how to party lizards coming out of noses Is something going to come out of my butt?
00:53:47
Speaker
What else did we do? Come on. You put a worm up there. But then they have this this, you know he gives the branch to the chief and it already kind of looks like it's in the shape of you can see the the beginnings.
Ceremonial Acceptance into Tusken Tribe
00:54:02
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Yeah. And. They do the cloak ceremony that we talked about where they're draping him and all this stuff. And I just commented to Whitney. I was like, I was like, yeah, we're just going to wrap you in this heavy shawl and then cover it in a wool jacket and make it all black.
00:54:18
Speaker
That way you're nice and comfortable in the desert. Yeah, perfect. Perfect. Perfect. This is space cloth, dude. It's made from cooling linen material that we aren't ah privy to here. Well, look, I know we live in the desert, as people probably know. We live in Arizona.
00:54:36
Speaker
You see people who are out doing road work or landscaping or whatever. It's long sleeves, long pants, because it helps keep you from getting dehydrated. So that aspect of it, I understand. Yeah, but the black is a tough choice to wear. Yeah, don't make it black, man. Like...
00:54:53
Speaker
But it looks cool. It does. He looks really cool. He looks really cool when he comes out. and He's got the hood up. It's very like Sith like. I got it. One sun. Black's not a good color. Two suns.
00:55:05
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Somehow black's a good color. Because the light beams hit each other and then bounce off the black because it's well The force. The force.
00:55:17
Speaker
We also know in Tucson, black is a good color because everybody that I know in Tucson has black shirts. Everybody. Well, it just turns out that everybody you know is a bartender. And much like the meme that somebody just sent to me right before we started recording, bartender uniform, black shirt, black pants, black sole.
00:55:38
Speaker
White shoes, Cadillac. That boy is always a bartender. That boy pours Irish car bombs. There you go. ah And then he goes off and forges the gaffy stick in this thing. Great fucking scene.
00:55:55
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There was a couple different things that said this online, that this was ah reused concept art or reused from Ralph McQuarrie concept art of Tuscan settlement.
00:56:06
Speaker
Oh, cool. it's kind of like this kind of like half shell. ah It looks like a piece of an airplane, which obviously isn't here. It's probably a piece of a ship, maybe but like this half shell of metal and then like this forge and all this stuff.
00:56:17
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But it did remind me of one of the lesser MCU movies. i don't know if you saw it or if you did see it, if you remember it. But Eternals. Oh, yeah, I saw it. Do I remember the dude? The dude. ah God, who plays him?
00:56:33
Speaker
Gilgamesh, the big guy who's hanging out with Angelina Jolie. black He's kind of there. He's kind of their forger. I think he's Asian. OK, I remember the forger. i don't remember. i I saw the movie once in theaters. I saw it once as everybody else home.
00:56:49
Speaker
I didn't hate it as much as everybody else, but I haven't watched it again. It's fine at best. It's just 700 hours long. Yeah. It was Marvel trying to get... Angelina Jolie's not there in that movie. she doesn't give shit. know you said she's in it, but she's not.
00:57:04
Speaker
It was Marvel trying to do Oscar bait. They they hired Chloe Zhao and they made ah an Oscar-type superhero movie and it didn't work. But it reminds me of his forge thing that he has in their little hut they're living in because it's like it's outdoors and it's like only halfway covered and it's got the table and it's it's very much the same kind of vibe. And it's just the first thing I thought of.
00:57:23
Speaker
But again, I saw that movie once whatever year it came out. 2018. I love that they're going to the well of Ralph McQuarrie concept art so much because it's it's there. You own it. I mean, this is just a little structure, so it doesn't have that craziness, but we saw the spiders. Uh-huh.
00:57:41
Speaker
Those things fucking ruled. Yeah. Especially once you got there their backstory. We could have just never seen them. Yeah. Bummer. But they forge the gaffey stick. He gets it.
00:57:53
Speaker
i'm I'm saying forge, even though I guess it doesn't apply to what crafts it. But but it just feels like the right word for this weapon. I mean, it's not just what it's got the spear at the end. too Yeah, it's which i've never really noticed because we don't see that in use a lot.
00:58:06
Speaker
I noticed it in this because when he's practicing, the dude shoves it right in his face. Another dude is sharpening his you knows ah wicked spear on the end of this thing. Fucking Wicked Spear. yeah Name my new fucking band, by the way.
00:58:18
Speaker
My mom made me move the garage because Wicked Spear ain't going nowhere, she said.
00:58:24
Speaker
She said I got to give up my dreams. I'm only 43. She says time time to get a real job and stop working at the comic shop. ah
00:58:34
Speaker
The comic shops ain't even open anymore, but I'm still there. I told her it's dead media. That's just where I go to take a poop. Nobody bothers me. That would actually be a great name for a comic book shop, by the way.
00:58:46
Speaker
Dead Media. That would be. We doing this?
00:58:51
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But they forge the stick, they bring it back, they do this kind of haka-type dance. Very cool. Just how it how it starts with it's just him and the predator first. And then, you know, somebody stands up. And this reminded me a lot of but the haka, obviously, but a lot of the Native American, you know, um I mean, disrespectfully, like, sitting around, like, whooping, you know, and in unison and that' something. You know, it's kind of how it starts. like And then, little by little, everybody's fucking up and doing the same Spear to the sky dance that looks so fucking cool.
00:59:22
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Well, the drums are banging the ceremonial dance. I mean, that's so in the in the gallery thing when they're talking to tomorrow Morrison, he is ah I'm going to say it wrong. Mowry.
00:59:33
Speaker
Is that the correct? Mowry Prince. He is Mowry. And he's talking about like, you know, bringing that to his performance. And he was like, it isn't it doesn't strictly apply because this character isn't like that. But I use that energy.
00:59:45
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And before they do the big scenes, he does like a haka in his fucking trailer or whatever, like on his own, like just to get revved up, which is something to do it If anybody out there has seen tomorrow, Morrison's worked with him, but Taika Waititi's next goal wins.
01:00:02
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Yeah. That's how they start their soccer matches. They the one team does a haka to the other team and then vice versa. like At least the one batch one big match that we see with the douchebag guys who hiss like snakes and then they're just all... Which I have to wonder, is that like what I... Are you try to make the sound of a mongoose to scare a snake? What's happening?
01:00:22
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i I think he says, because we just watched it the other night, I feel like he says something about a mongoose, but it's just them making kissy faces and it's very funny.
01:00:32
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But that's the end of the episode. He's he's now like he's found a family actually in the gallery thing again. i hate to keep referencing it because I i know it's there for a reason. I'm quoting this, but he says he's reading part of the script. It's the end of episode two.
01:00:50
Speaker
And like all we see is them doing this dance. But in the script, it was like, you know, he receives his cloak and his staff and and and he does this dance. And and now he's found that he's not alone anymore. He's part of a family. He's part of a tribe. And it's got all this stuff in the script. And I'm like, yeah, man.
01:01:08
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I mean, think of this guy's backstory. He's a clone that was raised as a mercenary from a young age by his donor dad and then donor dad dies and then he gets raised by other bounty hunters for the most part.
01:01:21
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Like he was consumed by revenge on Mace Windu for a long time when he was young. So, I mean, he never really had like, yeah, he had bounty hunter friends as far as that goes. But he's never really belonged. He's never had a family, you know, and if if if you want to call his donors family, it didn't last long.
01:01:40
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You think of Bounty Hunter friends, think of a previous episode, ah Tales of the Underworld. Exactly. Where where Cad Bane or just just Bane at that point, maybe or Cad.
01:01:53
Speaker
But at at that point when he goes off on the mission on the the. ah planet with a where they're building ships or whatever. <unk> I think at that point he wasn't full Cad Bane. Either way, he goes off with... Or no, was that with ah that wasn't with Cad Bane.
01:02:09
Speaker
No, it was Asajj Ventress. That was with Asajj Ventress because she goes off with the little weird looking elf girl who has the thing. And they go to that planet. feel it It's kind of like that. like These are my friends.
01:02:20
Speaker
Friend is a loose word And they just tried to turn you over like they were trying to turn on you so Yeah exactly yeah So he's just a you know this is it's a very big deal for him to have like oh shit these guys don't like want anything from me They just want me That's cool but it's It's a cool little ending And then you know I don't know man like i've We don't always do like the wrap up for each episode On the shows But because this one is a little more controversial I just feel like ah i want to say like I see the flaws.
01:02:51
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There's some bad CG. A lot of the stuff that's not in volume, but there's like full CG shots, like some of the stuff on the train or when they're chasing the train doesn't look very good. Yeah. there's some stuff like that, but like,
01:03:04
Speaker
It's TV. It's not a movie. And it's not a big excuse because a lot of their movies that look like that nowadays, Disney in general, not necessarily just Lucas or Lucasfilm Star Wars. But like i've I've had a good time with it so far. I can see flaws and it's not at the level of Mando one or season one or season two.
01:03:24
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but I'm still enjoying it. Me too. Very much so. Next week, Jack won't be having a good time because we'll be talking about chapter three, The Streets of Mos Espa.
01:03:35
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buth ran na na Lame to the bone. dar na na na la Lame to the bone. And I pulled this picture and a little of la specifically for my co-host here because he is a huge fan of the Power Ranger mod scooters. Dude, look at it.
01:03:53
Speaker
It is such a fucking, it's just so our world because they're mods on a fucking scooter with, look at how many mirrors she has. What are you trying to look at? Everybody behind you? Look at all those rear view mirrors.
01:04:05
Speaker
God. Objects with that many mirrors are lamer than they appear. OK, fuck her. It's like the people in their big ass trucks that are driving around with the mirrors that have like four things that attach it to the side of your truck.
01:04:20
Speaker
Yeah, I'm not a fan of them either, I guess. Go fuck yourself. don't know. I don't know. i I remember you. remember good time with it. remember a good time with it. I remember thinking it was fun, but also I was I'm.
01:04:35
Speaker
I don't know. I just come from the point of view of like, yeah, it's fucking stupid. This guy's got a fucking laser eye like fucking Kano. Who gives a shit? Yeah, i like Kano is your argument. You lost. I grew i grew up playing Mortal Kombat. It makes perfect sense.
01:04:50
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Yeah, well, I never grew up. I'm Kano, I am. Finish him. Floor his fucking victory. yeah Yes, we will. and We will be talking about Chapter 3, The Streets of Mos Espa, again directed by Robert Rodriguez. So don't forget to check out our Patreon at patreon.com slash worstpeople. You can get these episodes early, ad-free, and when we do the two-parters, they're uncut, plus a bunch of other content for Bad Movies, Worst People, which already know about because you're following the feed.
01:05:22
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You're here now. This is now. What's happening now is happening now. That is it. ah We have to thank Magilla Guerrilla for creating and supplying our opening and closing music here.
01:05:33
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Until next week, I've been Derek. I'm Jack. I'm to ride it like a penta. Like a penta. A penta. No, I guess not.
01:06:22
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Like a bantha. Yes?
01:06:28
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Maybe not.