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Han Took Shots First Ep 27: The Mandalorian Ch 9 - The Marshal
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In The Mandalorian Chapter 9, Mando returns to Tatooine in search of other Mandalorians, only to find Cobb Vanth—a marshal wearing Boba Fett’s armor and a serious swagger. The two strike an uneasy deal: help kill a massive krayt dragon in exchange for the armor. They team up with Tusken Raiders (because nothing says “bonding” like shared monster hunting) and pull off a spectacularly messy victory. Mando gets the armor, rides off into the suns, and a mysterious, very familiar figure watches him leave.
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Introduction and Topic Overview
00:00:05
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Oh
00:00:36
Speaker
Welcome back to Han Took Shots First. This week we're talking about The Mandalorian, Chapter 9, The Marshal. Ooh. This Episode 1 of Season 2.
00:00:49
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Yeah. Look at that concept art. I made sure to leave the guy's name in there. I want to give him credit. Absolutely. What we got down there? Owlsman? Ailman, maybe? I can't read it.
00:01:00
Speaker
Ailman. But it's a cool picture. it's Ailman. And this one starts on some mysterious... um Aren't you Derek and I'm Jack?
00:01:11
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I'm Derek. You're Jack. Send it. Send it. I also didn't talk about any of the other stuff. It aired October 30th, 2020, and is Jon Favreau's directorial debut on Mandalorian.
Favreau's Directorial Debut and Tech Influence
00:01:26
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was like, you do not say his directorial debut. Swingers, you're so fucking money. He didn't direct any of the first season because he was busy with ah the Lion King that he was doing there.
00:01:37
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The quote-unquote live-action one, which... The technology they made for the Lion King is what led to the volume. oh that's cool.
00:01:48
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Because I remember watching back when it first aired, they have the you know Disney Plus things. And there was one about the camera he was using for that was like they could make the the whole CG world that they were using for Lion King.
00:02:00
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And then basically he had this camera that's like VR glasses and he could like move it around inside the world. So it was like he was shooting there except for he wasn't. It makes it better when there's something not not there.
00:02:11
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Yeah. that At least it looks like it's cohesive, which is great about the volume. When these actors are looking at a spaceship, they all see the same image projected on the wall.
Podcast Streamlining Discussion
00:02:22
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So it's not like the 80s movies where you one guy here and one guy over there. Homegirl's spiking the lens. Yeah, and there a lot of the times the spaceships, especially they're when they're landed and stuff, are there up up to a point. And then from the roof on, it's all on the volume. But it's that same idea of the technology where like he would move the camera in the CG world and things would distort as if they were on a real lens.
00:02:46
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And they took that and applied it to the volumes. Now, when they you record on the volume and they move the camera around, the stuff around where the camera is focusing will go out of focus or turn or move the way it would.
00:02:57
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If you were pointing a camera at it and it was real. That's what George Lucas kind of always wanted. Yeah. He had a quote where he piece technology he's like eventually you'll be able to, sorry. um Eventually you'll be able to record these things in your garage.
00:03:10
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This is what he meant. He wanted his garage to be the volume. Me too now. It's an option. It's a pretty big garage. Yeah. Hope you got a big garage. I'm going to put my Millennium Falcon in it.
00:03:25
Speaker
Spocka. You had Spocka for dinner, didn't you? ah thought so. Oh, and let me mention up top, too. These episodes, if you're listening on the Han Took Shots first feed, are now available on our Bad Movies Worst People main feed.
00:03:39
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Soon they will exclusively be available there to make my life easier, but I'm giving time for the transition so people can get used to that. Derek's life easier means more content. That's it. Yeah, it's just...
00:03:50
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Less places to have to upload and and it's much easier streamlining for me. So go check out bad movies. Worst people follow us there. Even if you don't listen to our regular episodes, because that's not what you're into.
00:04:03
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These episodes will be available there. Also, why wouldn't you be into it? I don't
Plot Overview of Chapter 9
00:04:07
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know. I feel like what we're doing here. i mean, Yeah, it's the same thing over there, except for we're more of female.
00:04:13
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It's got a female presence. You talk about kids movies and it gets real dirty every time without fail. ah So this starts on a random planet. i don't We don't know. It's but it's a more ah not metropolitan planet, I guess. But it's it's it looks like a More occupied type of planet. It's got like a city and stuff. It's not Tatooine-y.
00:04:37
Speaker
it is um It's very neon from the Obi-Wan series that we saw. It's very Narsha-Daw, if you have played any of those games. like It's a more sparse and seedier Coruscant.
00:04:50
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Of course, that's the benchmark here. It's, you know, it's the it's the Yuma to Phoenix.
Character Design Analysis
00:05:00
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And he goes into this battle. wouldn't get a Yuma joke in there. He goes into this thing. There's a battle going on between two Gamorreans. um Which, I want to talk about the design of these Gamorreans. They are a little bit more sleek and a little bit more slender. Yeah. it was They say they did it on purpose. I think they just made it look this way. like There was just an easier way to... How would I say this?
00:05:23
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To get that texture and everything that we saw in Episode VI, Return to the Jedi, you needed more material. They found a way to make it look a little bit more realistic with less material. you know So it's not much of a fat suit. But...
00:05:37
Speaker
They came out and they said they did it on purpose. They're like, no, I want to prove like Jabba's guards were kind of slobbingly fat and lazy. Okay. These these are Gamorrean fighting pits. Like these are the gladiator version. Yeah. Instead of a heavy set Italian guy, you know, that's working the doors because he can't run around making fucking collections anymore.
00:05:57
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Well, speaking of people running the doors, the Twi'lek at the door is i believe he was in like Stargate and stuff. I remember i didn't write it down, but I think it's one of the first times in live action, at least that we've seen a black Twi'lek.
Introduction of Gorr Koresh
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Yeah, it's the first that I can think of. I know in the... No, no, no. I believe one of the dancers in episode six, Return the Jedi, is a black chick. she Okay, I don't remember. But I think they... i You know what? Now that I'm saying it, though, I think that she's a black chick that they powdered up.
00:06:28
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Like they washed it out a little bit because George is like, man there's no African Twi'leks.
00:06:35
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you know what? Black is beautiful and Twi'leks are beautiful. Combine them shits. Because I just know the first one I remember encountering myself was is in the ah ah new republic earth ah High Republic books that I'm reading. You made it sound like you encountered a black Twi'lek and I was very jealous for a hot second. oh The first time I encountered.
00:06:55
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He's one of the main ah Jedi characters in the the High Republic series. Twi'lek would make a great Jedi. Very much like the Togruta, which is... Ahsoka's race they're just naturally in in tune with nature and the force kind of thing okay you know who has a surprising amount of four sensitive people is the devil onions the devil looking things yeah they have a very high concentrated force users weird.
00:07:21
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I mean, they're the devil. It makes sense. Except for Yoda's species, the Yaddles over here somewhere. They're 100%. We've seen three. As far as we know.
00:07:33
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We've seen three, and they've all been pretty substantial. so So we go in, and we meet Gorr Koresh. You know who voices Gore Koresh? I do, but I didn't. um I didn't catch it when it first came out. It was something that was like clickbait after. It's like, you'll never guess. I'm like, well, I wouldn't guess.
00:07:52
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John Leguizamo. Yeah, that's Johnny Legs there with one eye. Fucking Johnny Legs. It's great because he's doing a little affectation. You know, he's not doing his normal thing. he's He's kind of like, don't come cheap around here, kid. You want my advice?
Mando's Quest Begins
00:08:06
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Take that armor off and give it to me before I skin it off your bones. But you got to throw a little Italian mobster on top of that, too. Before I skin it off your bones, come on. I said a little, that that soak it in marinara, dude. Macaroni. Pasta fagioli.
00:08:20
Speaker
All right, fine. Gabagool. They call me an olive oil koresh. He looks like pitted olive. Put a little fucking red pimento in there. We're having a teeny.
00:08:32
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Oh, he's got one on his finger. I want martinis. um But so he's going in there looking for more Mandalorians because he needs to find Mandalorians to help him find Grogu's people so he can return him to his people.
00:08:48
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Question mark. He said something about using the covert to travel just go between coverts because what he doesn't understand is the we don't know this yet, but who he's meeting are not his people. They're Mandos. Yes, but they're not his his breed of his sect of religion.
00:09:06
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Yeah. So his pretty shortly we we don't get there and this episode or the next one, but pretty shortly we'll be getting to Boca Tan and the night owl people. That's her group.
00:09:19
Speaker
Yeah, she's got gonna have to do some more research on her because she's like just from the Clone Wars cartoons alone. She's got a real checkered past. She was working for Death Watch, which is these the children of the watch.
00:09:31
Speaker
I know you've mentioned them before. They're the crazy ones. Well, I guess Mando's people are the crazy ones. um They're all kind of crazy. Paz Vizsla, who is the muscly, the heavy?
00:09:41
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Yeah. The Favrelorian. One of his ancestors. It would probably be his dad or grandfather. um It's not Tar Vizsla. Anyway, doesn't matter.
00:09:52
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he was He set up a whole coup and like took over, and then Maul took over Mandalorian from him. That's how you get the Maul watch. OK, Maude Lorians.
00:10:04
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So they're gambling on these fights and Gore Koresh is like, hey, you want to place a bet? Like, I'll bet you the information you want for your shiny Beskar armor that this Gamorrean is going to be dead in less than a minute and a half.
00:10:17
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He's like, I don't leave don't leave it up to chance. Yeah, neither do I. And he just fucking pulls out a gun and blast this Gamorrean. And then all these guards or like goons descend upon Mando.
00:10:28
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and It's a trap. He finds out that Gore Koresh has basically been hunting Mandalorians for their best garb because the value keeps going up. Mm-hmm. He even says, like, if you give me that, I might let you live. Otherwise, I will fucking peel it off your corpse, dude.
00:10:41
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Well, when he says that, Mando's got a great response. He's like, when he says that, Mando's like, ah says something about I'll kill you, and he's like, I thought you weren't a gambler. And he goes, I'm not. And then just fucking blast all these dudes with these whistling birds. Ooh.
00:10:54
Speaker
Good thing he stocks up on munitions. I love like when he pops up the whistling birds and the baby sees it and he's just like whoop and like closes the little cart. See, this is the thing.
00:11:06
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Grogu is a gimmick, but it works. It's a gimmick used really well because I laughed. I wasn't like, oh this little fucking shit thing. yeah i was like, oh my God, that's funny. That baby went.
00:11:17
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Yeah, the kid's like, oh shit. I've seen this before. I know what those things do. Whistling birds sound cute. Not cute. I also saw that time that he fired him and didn't hit anything. And I don't want to be one of those. Anything's he didn't.
00:11:31
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So he lateral damage. He takes out all these dudes. Koresh flees. Where's he? Take chases them. ah Steak dinner. Oh, not some macaroni grill. Good choice. Now, crate steak dinner.
00:11:42
Speaker
Oh, yeah, it sounds great. Dude, it looks so good at the end of this episode. Doesn't it? Like roasting on a fucking jet engine. Yeah. Yeah.
Podcast Transition Details
00:11:49
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ah But Koresh flees. Mando chases him down.
00:11:53
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And that's when he tells him he gives him the information. He's like, the the Mando that I know of right now is on Tatooine. And most I've been on Tatooine, dude. There's no fucking Mando there. Yeah. Like, no, he's good.
00:12:05
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Yeah. He's in most Pelga. So he leaves him hanging from this thing like Spider-Man. But unlike Spider-Man, He shoots out the light so all these creatures that dwell in the shadows can consume this man.
00:12:16
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And it's funny. It's a bit like it's an exaggerated version of Christian Bale from Batman Begins. Like, I don't have to i don't have to kill you, but I don't have to save you
Cobb Vanth's Introduction and Analysis
00:12:24
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either. You did that and you shot out a light knowing these creatures were afraid of light. It's a fucking vampire planet, dude.
00:12:32
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So he goes to Tatooine, meets up with Pellimoto. um And immediately she's like, hey, droids, get the fuck away from his ship. He's like, ah, they're fine. You know he hates droids. And he's like, these ones are fine.
00:12:44
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I had this semi-romantic thing with an IG unit recently. Like, it was kind of bromantic. I'm better now. Tell you what, I wouldn't mind sitting in on one of those games. yeah yeah Wow.
00:12:58
Speaker
And I love her thing when she sees ah Grogu and she's like, you know, if this thing ever like divides or buds or whatever it does, I'd id buy i'd buy one. Yeah. She's like, oh, bless the force bless us. That baby's back. I fucking love this thing.
00:13:14
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yeah's like Do the hand thing, baby. I need to help it find its kind. And she's like, never seen anything like it. And I've seen all shapes and sizes. We find out later she used to date a Jawa. Yeah, that's what I was thinking about. is She's fucked a Tusken Raider. There's no chance, dude.
00:13:31
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She's like, hey you got you got the equipment that plugs into my equipment? Let's do this. I can make you go. er ah Let me see your arm face. She's like, how like a crate dragon.
00:13:44
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They're going to they stay terrified easily, but they're going come back in greater numbers. she's like, oh, my. Sounds like a party. OK. And the Pally mow me down. Most Bukkake, dude. So but he does ask her about most Pell go. And she's like, yeah, that shit was wiped out by bandits. It's not on any maps, but I can show you where it is.
00:14:05
Speaker
And has this R2 unit come over, which is R4. Yeah, which looks like it's the same one from is episode four. It has got the carbon scoring. Yeah, it's got the burns around where the ah the motivator went bad.
00:14:22
Speaker
Aw, the motorator went bad. Which I think we've talked about. this There's a book that's Legends now. That is a Force-sensitive droid that was on a mission that knew that it had to be a faulty thing to let R2 yada yada.
00:14:34
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Yeah, and that's what I was going to say. i was like, so that one's not coming back from Legends, that story. No. Because I don't remember the whole story. I've heard it. I've not read it. I heard it i heard it on another podcast, but...
00:14:46
Speaker
he ends up dying, I think at the end of his story. So and this wouldn't be him. We cannot introduce four sensitive robots into this fucking cannon. I'm sorry. It was a cute little fun story, but I can't abide by that.
00:15:00
Speaker
Thank you. No, it's funny though. It's funny, but it's not Star Wars. Not supposed to be funny, man. This is real shit, bro. Star Wars is life.
00:15:11
Speaker
Well, speaking of Star Wars, not being funny, they jump on a speeder and head off to Mos Pelgo,
00:15:18
Speaker
Yeah, because he knows there's going be some murder. He's pro-murder. Well, also, I just love, like, it's here and another, I think it's later in the episode, they're on the speeders, and he's just like, yeah! Like, it's like a dog sticking his head out the window. Uh-huh. This little baby with the the air blowing his ears back, and this little Just little hair sentient, balding baby dog.
00:15:37
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Yeah.
00:15:40
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got duck butt for a head. And he gets to Mos Pelgo and meets up with the bartender at the bar. And I didn't get the actor's name because I forgot to go back and check. Yeah, I will look it up now because I know the actor fairly well. And there's going to be a role of his that most people won't know him from.
00:15:56
Speaker
Well, I read that he was a bartender in Deadwood. Yes. And the guy we meet... And the guy we meet right here, Cobb Vanth, Timothy Oliphant, is the marshal in Deadwood. So they this town is just Deadwood.
00:16:12
Speaker
I have a couple things to kind of go off of real quick. One, oh W. Earl Brown is the actor's name. Okay. Do you know that he is in something about Mary as Have You Seen My Baseball?
00:16:25
Speaker
No, I don't remember that movie like at all. Talk about range. Because in in Deadwood, he's a menacing fucking dude. And then all of a sudden he's playing a mentally handicapped person and just range.
00:16:39
Speaker
um So Cobb Vance, is if anybody listening is a fan of The Office, all I think of is Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, with a lisp. So it's Cobb Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
00:16:53
Speaker
it's All I can think about. And I love this character because he is from Legends. it it's It's very similar to what they did here. He had the Boba Fett outfit, yada, yada. People thought it was maybe Boba Fett.
00:17:04
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I like it's funny when Mando's like, I'm i'm looking for Mandalorians. And the bartender's like, I don't know what a Mandalorian is. He's like, people who look like me? he goes, oh, you mean the Marshal?
00:17:15
Speaker
Like, what the fuck? You didn't know what... Later on, he's like, we've heard the stories about Mandalorians, but you never heard that they wear these helmets and the armor. no But I love Cobb Vanth coming in Sorry, but look at how sparse the information and confirmation on the forces.
Krayt Dragon and Battle Strategy
00:17:30
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Yeah. And that's a big magical fucking religion. yeah This is like, I don't know, man. I guess if, especially at this point in time, the Mandalorians are so scattered. They aren't this big attacking force like it was before.
00:17:44
Speaker
Everybody would have heard of the Mandalorians. It's like, they're going to come get you. Yeah. Use them as the boogeyman's. Dude, if you don't tuck in your fucking shirt, the Mandalorians are going to come get you. if you don't make your bed, Mandalorians will get you when you sleep.
00:17:57
Speaker
But I love Cobb Vanth coming in. He's wearing the Boba Fett armor, but he's not super intimidating because it it's very disheveled looking. It doesn't fit quite right. His arms are too long. That sweater scarf combination is ridiculous. It's the least I love it. Don't get me wrong.
00:18:13
Speaker
It's the least intimidating. This little get up has ever been. Yeah, like with the loose belt around his hip, the like the gun belt. That I understand, though. I understand. I mean, it's part of his cowboy thing. But yeah that combined with the Mandalorian armor is just such a silly looking combination.
00:18:31
Speaker
But hey, it's working for him. He's getting his job done. so I think it's because he's so thin that that's why they gave him the scarf. they Like, you don't look big and intimidating. You're just a scrawny little scarecrow. It looks like somebody got some Boba Fett armor to scare some birds.
00:18:47
Speaker
Hire Timothy Oliphant because birds are scared of elephants.
00:18:54
Speaker
I don't know if that's true. I think they have a really good friendship, actually. They probably do. They're probably great together. i have seen Lion King. So I'm somewhat of a Dayton. What's his name? David Attenborough.
00:19:07
Speaker
But they have a little discussion about the armor because like immediately. Cobb Vanth takes off his helmet and Mando's like, the fuck? well again Again, not knowing that there are Mandalorians out there that don't wear their helmet all the time.
00:19:19
Speaker
Because, I mean, i don't know I don't know if you remember or if you had questions about this, but I had people all the time like, wait a minute, like Jango Fett always had his helmet off. The cartoons, people always had their helmets off.
00:19:31
Speaker
So it's something that was introduced for this show. Okay. I felt like I had heard it before, but it made perfect sense to me that there were. enough So that but maybe your brain just made that connection.
00:19:43
Speaker
Maybe. Because you're like, well, Boba Fett always had his fucking helmet on. Yeah. But like he he grabs some Spotska and sits down to have a chat with him. Spotska looks delicious, by the way. Yeah. But then again, it might just taste like fucking blueberry puckers.
00:19:58
Speaker
Yeah. My wife said it looks like hypnotic. hypnotic I was trying to think. It's like it's not Alize. But you're not making you're not making hypnotic on Tatooine. So like we know that's a straight up barrel proof grain alcohol type of thing, but it glows blue. That's awesome.
00:20:15
Speaker
That's imported. Oh, okay. Unless Vodka just... It's like saying this town has... Let me get a vodka. And he's like, oh, you want the Grey Goose? No, this town doesn't have Grey Goose. You're lucky to Fleischmann's. No, but the Marshall has an extra special bottle of Boivin.
00:20:30
Speaker
Yeah.
00:20:33
Speaker
It's maybe spot. It's just their word for spirits or booze. Okay. but Because we talk about Nog in Andor.
00:20:45
Speaker
They have Rev Nog, which has meth in there. They have Med Nog, which has bacta in there. They've got Reg Nog, which is just a regular Nog. Of course it is.
00:20:55
Speaker
It's right there in the name. Nog for every occasion, dude. If this van is a Noggin, come on in. um I was trying to see if I still have the pictures...
00:21:11
Speaker
on this computer. I don't think I do. Originally we had talked about calling the show, hold my spot. Okay. I, I used an image from this. It was similar to the one we have here of Timothy Oliphant with the spot. Okay. But it was, he was more relaxed by the way. Can we just talk about how handsome that man is? I mean, just the fucking silverest of Foxes.
00:21:35
Speaker
Well, the fact that like he's always playing like a Marshall or something in some dirt town, I'm like, nah. I think they're having fun with this one on purpose. They know. like once it is are Justified is one thing. Yeah, between Justified and Deadwood...
00:21:52
Speaker
I think, but with the, with the bartender connection, who's playing weak way, who, yeah by the way, we talked about this in another episode. i didn't know if the character was weak way or the race. I knew it was the race, but this proves that there's a weak way or normally so solitary that just, that's what they're called. Imagine if like redheads hated each other, which we do.
00:22:11
Speaker
Imagine if redheads never hung out. You'd like, well, that's ginger. Is ginger his name? No, it's what we call him because he's the only fucking one going to hang out with. Yeah. One at a time, guys.
00:22:22
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like Right before they get into a fight. Because he's like, one of us is not leaving here alive. um Everything starts rumbling. Bummer to hear. Yeah. Everything starts rumbling.
00:22:34
Speaker
A sandworm, essentially, comes running through town. Sandworms. Different sandworms. Not the Beetlejuice sandworms, but the Dune sandworms. So I thought about it when watching. i was like, well, I mean, I know Derek says like a lot of the original Star Wars had like inspiration from Dune. And it's clear. I'm not arguing that.
00:22:51
Speaker
Yeah. Somebody here way past George Lucas still pulling some inspiration from Dune. Well, and when I was looking for the image that I ended up using for the the title thing, I looked up like ah chapter nine, create dragon concept art.
00:23:06
Speaker
And there was one that somebody had done where it was more of like a dragon. Like it looked very similar, but it was flying. Oh, okay. I think maybe there's a couple reasons it couldn't have it might not have worked. you know but Maybe it looked too silly.
00:23:18
Speaker
um Maybe it's just it's easier and cheaper to put it under the sand and make the sand move. that That does make it a little bit more menacing, too, where it's like, you don't need to see it all the time. If it's if it's flying, don't know, it opens up too many possibilities of like, how is this thing not done this attack? How is it not done this?
00:23:35
Speaker
Yeah. And there is there is a lesser Krayt Dragon, by the way, because I know when this came out, people were like... I've hunted a crepe dragon in that Knights the Old Republic game. That wasn't that big. This is a greater crate dragon crepe dragon. We've killed and hunted and eat eaten the lesser crepe dragon.
00:23:53
Speaker
We stuffed him with whipped cream and strawberries. Get him real cheap at Denny's down the road. But this thing goes through town, fucking some shit up, bursts out at the end of the little run of town and just chomps down on this bantha, which is, it's a big fucking thing.
00:24:11
Speaker
like You see how big the Krayt Dragon is here. Oh, absolutely. Mammoth. I like the design of it, and I like the way that they're choosing to show it.
00:24:22
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. So he's like, hey, I might have a proposal for you. Let's say you help me kill the Krayt Dragon. ah give you the armor back. We all live. I'm like, well, I wouldn't assume you're all going to live.
00:24:35
Speaker
You and I. You and I will live. We're we're kind of plot points. The rest of these people are fodder. So they head off. And I like... that Timothy Olyphant's speeder is basically, it's it's it's the engine from Anakin's fucking pod racer. Yeah, yeah, it's a fucking pod racing engine with a Barker lounger strapped to the side.
00:24:58
Speaker
And I love it because Mando's is like this chintzy little like Pally Moto got it like limping along kind of thing. And his is just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude, it's like there.
00:25:09
Speaker
That's some hot rod shit, right? Like I just took the engine and put a fucking chair on it. We'll call it a day. It's so fucking hot rod. Tatooine is wild, dude. it's Like kids, Padres, they're putting chairs on engines.
00:25:22
Speaker
We got kids riding around in scooter gangs. It's not funny. It's fucking traumatizing it what it is.
00:25:33
Speaker
That will be the longest episode of any of these because it's going to be 30 minutes of us arguing. Wolverines. Wolverines. yeah Right. But they they they zip off. They run into, they get stopped by these like Skaggs from Borderlands.
00:25:50
Speaker
I'm sure these things have a name, but they look like Skaggs from Borderlands. It's something very similar to like Dog. I just don't remember exactly what it is. And Mando knows right away that these are there with some Tusken Raiders. So they're domestic domesticated.
00:26:05
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Yeah. He calls them out, has a little chat. And it's it's kind of like we've seen. ah was it with. um What's his name? Toro Calican, where Mando is friendly with the natives.
00:26:20
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Yeah. So he's able to talk to them. And and and you can see that Timmy the Oliphant's got his hand on his gun. And he's like, what the fuck are you saying? What are they saying? Am I going have to kill a bunch of dudes? Because he even says the armor has helped him fight off Tusken Raiders. It's helped him fight off bandits.
00:26:34
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So he's been killing these dudes. Uh-huh. And they they they they call them raiders because they've been attacking the town. It's so reminiscent of an old Western and where town whatever, generic town A, is very upset with the Native American or indigenous people, we'll say here.
00:26:50
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Upset with the indigenous people, not even thinking that you're on the indigenous people's land, so that we might as well just fight. And here comes this wandering cowboy who's like, no, I actually know the language. Yeah. You know what I mean? i' I can't think of one off the top of my head. Well, a much newer one to comedy is Mel Gibson in Maverick.
00:27:08
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Okay. Where everybody else is like, all those savages are here. And he's like, yeah, i'm actually pretty good friends with them. Yeah, I mean, I've seen if youve seen it before. You've seen a Western. There's always, not always, but oftentimes there is your main character will be friendly with the natives and everybody else thinks that they're all savages and raiders. yeah But you know what happens when you displace the native population
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00:27:30
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and take away all their resources?
00:27:32
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They have to raid your town to get resources for their people. Right. It's weird. You might even be on some fucking holy land or some fucking grave. What do you call it? A fucking...
00:27:43
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what he call it a a fucking ah Craig T. Nelson's house from. Thank you. I was like, hold you guys we're going to Poltergeist here. that a Tuscan burial ground?
00:27:56
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Did you build your town on a Tuscan burial ground and not tell anybody? We moved the gravestones. Oh, good. Where did you move them to in the back out? The back washers threw them.
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00:29:33
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um Oh, there is a point right before they get to the Tusken. Sorry. Where Cobb Vanth gives his background with finding the armor. So like they were hanging out in town when the second Death was destroyed. Minor Guild.
00:29:47
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Yeah, and the mining guild came in right away, took over the town. I mean, like, literally, there's a hollow in the back playing of the Death Star exploding, and here comes the mining collective or whatever they're called. There's a line that explains it really well. They're like, power hates a vacuum or yeah something like that. Yeah. Where it's like someone's guns to move in.
00:30:05
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I do want to mention briefly, because i just found this little fact out. I'll probably say his last name wrong. Troy... Kotsur, K-O-T-S-U-R. He is a deaf um actor who I recently saw him on Foundation. He's a stuntman and he's probably one of the Tusken Raiders in this.
00:30:25
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He's the one that invented the sign language that they use. Yeah, read in the trivia that the guy that helped create the sign language they're using is the one using it in this. So he's the one sitting around the fire, talking to Because funny enough, I see this actor on the show Foundation just recently, and was like, oh, man, it's kind He plays a deaf person, obviously, and he's doing the sign language, and just got me thinking.
00:30:47
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Looked him up, and sure as shit, like, that he was on set, and they're like, we need a form of sign language. And he gives it real basic, like, kill. Yeah. and Yeah, which I like that one because ah real well I'll get to it real quick in a
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00:31:01
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second. But I want i just want to talk about what he's telling his story.
00:31:03
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They came in. He took off, just grabbed a Cantona from their ah there's speeder there and took off, not knowing it was full of silicax crystals or whatever. That sounds right. That sounds right.
00:31:15
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And... ah He was ended up being found by the Jawas, traded the crystals for the Boba Fett armor, came back and just fucking wiped these dudes out. I love that he walks in and just starts shooting these dudes.
00:31:27
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The only thing the armor did, because he's just taking them all out with his six-shooter blaster, but it blocked one shot that went right to his chest, so that would have been it. um But when they take off and he just like targets them with the rocket and he has to do that silly thing that Boba Fett has to do to like bend over to shoot the rocket. I understand You're called silly. I mean, you're shooting a rocket off your back.
00:31:48
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I understand it, but like can't it just go up and then turn? It's heat-seeking. You just got to clear. Or target-seeking. You just got to make sure you're clear. I know. It just it looks silly. But it's it's cool because it blows the fucking shit out of this speeder and all these dudes. so You think that looks silly and you're going to defend the fucking biker gang later in this year?
00:32:05
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Yeah. You silly. But I like he's full of like these folksy sayings like they're going on. And he says something about finding the armor, I think. And he's like, every once in a while, both suns shine on a Womp Rat's tail. Dude, it's like the most Star Wars-y Star Wars. Like somebody got an and ah encyclopedia and was like, all right, dude, here's we're going reference.
00:32:26
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Cantona of Cillian Crystal Spice Things, Krayt Dragon, Mining Guild, Womp Rat's Ass, Two Sons of Tatooine, Hip Hop, Who Dat, Who Dat Bull, This Bullshit. Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:32:39
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It's fucking great though. Also good. Put Billy Zane in star Wars. Yeah. don't even care if he's a droid voice, dude. That's the easiest way or a trooper voice. That's the easiest way. But also Billy Zane is some sort of, um, scoundrel from whatever that casino planet is in episode eight.
00:32:59
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Last Jedi. Yeah. Uh, I don't remember. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's a stupid fucking movie. That's a fine movie. That's why you can remember the name of the planet.
00:33:11
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Well, don't remember the name of the planet, but I remember the movie. Turns out you're you're nobody. You're not important. No, I'm a little baby. Wee. Can't a nobody if you're Mary Sue.
00:33:22
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And then J.J. Abrams comes along and is no, she's the emperor's daughter. Shut the fuck up, J.J. That fixes everything, doesn't it? We'll just call her have her say she's a Skywalker at the end. and It's fine.
00:33:35
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But they get to these Tuskens. It turns out they want to kill the Krayt Dragon, too. No surprise. So they sit around the fire, and they're they're discussing their plan. Timothy Oliphant starts getting all pissed off. they give him one of these black He won't drink this black maloon.
00:33:49
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Yeah, he's like, it smells like shit. and they good Basically, the guy's like, what so you steal our water, but now when I give it to you, you won't fucking drink it? Go fuck yourself. Yeah, which is a fair response. This how we say it would be like someone saying, hey, I got this but cactus juice.
00:34:02
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That's as much water as we're going to get in the desert. Like, no, no, it's Fiji or bust for me.
00:34:08
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Is that smart water? I didn't think so. Is that locally sourced? Well, this is what I was going to say about the sign language, because you see the Tuscan guy yelling at Timothy Oliphant. They get in each other's face and he does the little chop thing. That means kill.
00:34:21
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Yeah. but we don't know that yet. Yeah. Because they've they've done it, but we haven't heard context. But he's just like, I will fucking kill this dude. Because then right after that, like their tempers flare up.
00:34:32
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Mando's flame floor flares up. they They both sit down. He's like, chill the fuck out. He talks to the one dude with the sign language. And to me the other like, what are you telling him? He's like, the same thing I'm about to tell you.
00:34:42
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Chill the fuck out. Otherwise, we're going to die instead of killing the Krayt Dragon. And when he says that and he's talking to the... the uh Tuscans he does the little motion so you're like oh that means kill that guy was just telling Cobb Vanth I'll fucking kill you or he's telling all his buddies he's like I'll fucking kill this white dude Cobb Vanth from Vanth refrigeration corn cob Vanth corn cob ass motherfucker So they they team up.
00:35:11
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They go off to check it out. He's living. He I don't know. The Krayt Dragon is living in an abandoned Sarlacc pit, apparently. And I love Cobb Vanth. Like, there's no such thing as an abandoned Sarlacc pit. and He's like, ah there is if you eat the Sarlacc.
00:35:25
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Yeah, I've been on Tattoo in my entire life. They've never been abandoned because they just must live to be forever old because they don't have a lot of predators. I mean, they have 10,000 year digestion cycle. So so they digest one thing and they die.
00:35:38
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ah Finally. But we've got a little ah graphic of a of a Sarlacc here. So what is the pits?
00:35:49
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So the pit is basically an opening. Where he puts his mouth. so Yeah, it basically goes underground and just puts its mouth to the fucking edge of the sand and just opens up.
00:36:00
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Because I just, I wanted you but to bring this up because a lot of people had questions about it. And I definitely did because when this came out, I was like, Sarlacc pit I thought was just like, just a fucking pit. But no, it'd have to it would have to be more.
00:36:13
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Especially 10,000 years of digestion. Well, and you get into the, you know, the, uh, Special editions versus the the real movies and all that because the the original, it's an open hole that has some spikes in the side of it and people fall in.
00:36:31
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The special editions has the little beak that you can see on our graphic that we have here that comes out. Made a stupid shrieking noises. But besides this image and visual dictionaries, we've never seen a um ah below the sands image of it.
00:36:47
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Yeah, which, like, you you had mentioned it to me, and so I looked that up, and I was like, man, this thing is fucking gross looking. It's terrifying. It's like, it's more terrifying under the sand. Well, and it looks like, and I can't read on the screen all these little details, but it looks like there's little, um like, roots coming out of it. Like, it's not just the the parts that look like they're obviously the kind of...
00:37:09
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appendages, the arms and legs kind of. But on the side of it, there's like stuff sticking out. Looks like little roots. And I'm assuming that that's doing exactly what roots would do. It's like that thing sits there, keeps its mouth open for food.
00:37:19
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And those little things come out and pull in water from whatever source it can find. Yep. Maybe some black maloons. Yeah. The thing's gross. Yeah, I like it. um But they they one of the Tuscans goes up, offers up a bantha because if they feed it, it'll sleep longer.
00:37:38
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The fucking Krayt Dragon comes out and just eats this Tusken Raider instead. Like, this thing was like, i'm not I'm not hungry. I'm just annoyed right now. I was sleeping. Yeah, I'm going to you. I'll save him for later. Because you know what?
00:37:49
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I don't need you to give him to me. I'll come to your camp and take him. It's like if your partner is like, you're you're taking a nice little nap and your partner's trying to be nice to offer you food. you're like You snap at it him. You're like, not fucking hungry right now.
00:38:00
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was sleeping.
00:38:03
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But I love after the dude gets eaten and Mando's like, ah they might be open to fresh ideas. Yeah. What they're doing is not working. They come up with this plan and I love the Tuscan's having this little model.
00:38:17
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He's like, what are the comments? Like, what are the bones? What's the crate dragon? What are the little rocks? That's us. He's like, that's not that scale can't be the scale. He's like, yeah, no, it's the scale. He's like, let me let me converse with them in sign language quick.
00:38:30
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the scale. And he's like, apparently I've only seen the head and the neck. That thing's too big to kill. Yeah, like you you saw a bunch of the whatever's like close to breaching.
00:38:42
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Yeah. You didn't see any of the under. Yeah. Again, just like the sandworms and do you see what comes out, not do 1984 because you end up seeing the whole thing.
00:38:53
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Right. And they're big. But again, the in Denny Villeneuve is doing like the big one. You don't ever see the whole thing. It comes out and it's got that that's that shot where it's like, I mean, it's massive. And the Timothée Oliphant's like, you know, the size of a Lego or sorry, Timothée Chalamet, different Timothy.
00:39:11
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He's got two E's. He's like the size of a Lego person in front of this thing, you know, and it's it's fucking crazy. Like and that's only the front half of that. Like from what I remember of reading the books, because it's been a couple of years, there's a lot of those underneath the sand that you don't see.
00:39:29
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So basically Mando is like, um I'm going to volunteer your town to help with this. He's like, ah excuse the fuck out of me. ah What you're to do what now? So he's got to go try to convince the town to work with the Tuscans who've been raiding their town.
00:39:43
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But the exchange would be you help with this. They will leave your town alone completely until one of you breaks the piece. We are going to implement the fuck around and find out policy from here on out. Don't start. None won't be none. Exactly.
00:39:59
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You know, yeah, i do like that, though. It's like they will keep the peace unless you start something. They'll finish it.
00:40:07
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And they're so the the Tuscan's come in. They're loading up these Banthas with explosives to take out there like a banter. And the thing is, I understand their plan, but like the way this ends up, i'm like, you could have skipped a whole lot of steps.
00:40:22
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Because yeah their their plan is to bury these explosives. Because they know that the only soft part is the underbelly. Yeah. So they're going to bury all these explosives, these mighty explosives, lure the Krayt Dragon out.
00:40:35
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Easy peasy. Blow up the stomach. All said and done. Yeah. yeah And like, we'll talk about what happens, but in the, basically in the end, Mando has to end up going inside of it and leaving the explosives in there. taking Why didn't you just leave the explosive explosives on the Banthas, put them out there, swallows them, push the button, end of game.
00:40:56
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No one thought of that plan. That's why no one thought of that plan. And then in the moment, Mando's like, I'm an idiot. God damn it. I'm sorry, dude. I, I wasted a lot of your time and mine.
00:41:07
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I should have gotten some of these explosives swallowed. And I do want to mention real quick ah because this segment here ah basically from I think that when they're writing the speeders out when they're setting up the bombs and stuff, they change the aspect ratio. i don't know if you noticed watching.
00:41:24
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um So normally the show is in like the 239 to 1, which is why we get like these pictures. i always have to crop them down to make them fit. But the way it is on our screen now, how it's small, because it's a really wide screen, which is great for these like vistas and stuff.
00:41:39
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Sure. But when they switch, it's it's like the IMAX ratio, which is 1.78 to 1. So you end up getting full screen. So like yeah it goes from...
00:41:51
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If you're watching on video, you can see if not, I apologize. But it goes from this smaller screen to full screen, basically. Oh, wow, yeah. On my TV, that's what it looks like. You have black bars at the top and bottom, and then it takes up the whole screen.
00:42:06
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Also, I didn't know it vomited acid. When we yeah when we thought of this plan, that's new. Yeah, that's a thing they all learned today. Oh, my God. It's so much more deadly than we thought. We already thought it was deadly.
00:42:19
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This is wild. and I went to go look it up. um to see if maybe they filmed it with IMAX cameras or something, because that's like the it's like on the on centers, the the the 4K that just came out because and you're watching it in theaters. It's got letterboxing and then certain once the basically once all the shit goes down, it goes full full screen because those are the segments in IMAX where if you're watching it in IMAX theater, those images are ceiling to floor.
00:42:45
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take up the whole fucking building basically. Okay. So I meant to look up if they are. I tried to look up if they had an IMAX camera, but I couldn't find anything about that. But it's cool that they changed the aspect ratio because again, they know you're watching it at home, so it doesn't make that big a difference, but it does give the scale of things a lot of difference enough for you to notice.
00:43:05
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Yeah, I didn't notice the first times watching this, but I definitely noticed this time around. I was like, I'm just a black bars disappeared. um' ah I'm a very different nerd.
00:43:17
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But so, yeah, they they but bury the explosives. They set up these ballistas and they start calling out the dragon. Yeah, I know a thing or two. I've watched Game of Thrones. I you
00:43:29
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ah I also heard the term ballistas. What was that show where they would it was like a Spike TV or some shit where they would set up like battles between anachronistic types of like warriors and stuff. it would be like, what if we had a bunch of Mongolian raiders fighting medieval knights and they would like build all these weapons and test them out and get all these stats. I know that one. Oh man, I got to look it up. they would They would get all the stats from all these weapons. Like how hard do these things shoot? What's the range? This and that.
00:44:02
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And then they would end up plugging it all into a computer and the computer would basically run a simulation of like, you know, you had a hundred guys of this versus a hundred guys of that and see who would win. And then they would have like, they would do like a reenactment kind of thing if I'm remembering right.
00:44:16
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Where they would have like actors and they would show the battle. They wouldn't just show you the the bleep bloop can soup computer simulation from like the mid two thousand But that makes for a boring fucking view. I heard the word ballista on there a lot.
00:44:29
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It makes sense. Makes sense. For anybody that doesn't know, ballista is just basically a giant crossbow that takes like four people to use. Yeah, it's a crossbow. Cannon. I was going say trebuchet and I was like, that doesn't help.
00:44:42
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No, trebuchet is closer to catapult. Yeah, but it's that that size. I mean, it's like it's on big wheels, and it's it's a crossbow that a giant could use as a regular crossbow. Imagine Paul Bunyan dropped his crossbow, and four Englishmen thought, we could use that bully.
00:44:57
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Why are the Englishmen and Paul Bunyan together? They're from different times and countries. Because it's it's that show I was talking about. Who would win? Four Englishmen with a ballista or Paul Bunyan? Yeah.
00:45:10
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And he's 17 beers deep.
00:45:14
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But like the Krayt Dragon retreats back into the cave. They're trying to pull it, but obviously that's not going to happen. For naught. And they know. like like We got one chance, man. If it goes back in there, we're kind of fucked.
00:45:26
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We've got to piss it off. I love Mando and Cobb Vanth. It's the first time Probably ever as far as i mean outside of cartoons that we've seen two.
00:45:37
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Well, least people in Mandalorian armor, not Mandalorians outside of fighting at the same time. yeah so it's a pretty cool thing to see. I mean, in a couple episodes, we're about to see a whole fucking lot of it. And it's just all clone troopers, dude.
00:45:50
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Yeah. These guys aren't, though. Clone troopers aren't real people. They have like a fucking five year lifespan or some shit. No, it's more than that. Not by lot.
00:46:03
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But they have to draw it back out. Fucking Rex made it. rex made Captain Rex made it to the end. He was there in the Battle Endor, man.
00:46:11
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I was there, man. I was there, man. ah So Cobb Vanth is like, Vanth was like, you got to draw this thing out. You got to keep it out here. I have an idea.
00:46:23
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And we didn't mention again, i did show the picture, but it's vomiting acid now. It's gotten much worse really quickly. So really have to stay at a distance. So his plan is to... Oh, I wanted to bring up... we see We've seen Mando's rifle do some actual destruction to people and just atomize them.
00:46:43
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This isn't phasing this goddamn thing. He's doing the one cartridge, one trigger pull thing, which is like highest this can go. Nothing. It's doing yeah nothing.
00:46:54
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um Oh, there is some more stuff right before we get to the distraction, though, because there's... ah They draw it out and they set off the bombs... And there's a big explosion and there's all this dust everywhere and you can't see it. It's like it's the classic like big boom beat. I think we got it beat.
00:47:11
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And then just this thing burst out of the fucking mountaintop. And you see like much more of it than you see when it's in the ground. It bursts out like almost and probably mountain. Yeah, it's for one. Yes, it's coming out of a mountain, which is very high. And but for two, even the amount of it that comes out is way more than has ever come out of the ground in what we've seen so far.
00:47:31
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He's like, get get its attention, man. Get it upset. And fucking he does the little rocket thing. And it just like looks like, how dare you? What the fuck you think this is?
00:47:43
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i Say what you will about the greater Krayt Dragon. This thing has the patience of a saint. Because saint if I'm, I was in the kitchen yesterday trying to heat up some pizza and this like gnat kept flying around and I was furious.
00:47:59
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It was gnat. Let me guess. The pizza didn't get made. You scorched the earth with a hairspray bottle and a lighter. No, no. i don't want I'm not trying to burn my house down. But like the pizza was in the toaster oven getting heated up, and I'm chasing this gnat around the kitchen like, go fuck yourself, you little bastard. Also getting heated up, it sounds like.
00:48:18
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I was heating up as quick as my fucking Totino's. And this guy, I was leftover pizza from NYPD, please. Oh, OK, that is really good. This guy's getting bombarded by an army of gnats, and he's just kind of like, this is mildly irritating. we're We're ants to this thing, and if a bunch of ants were on your foot, you would do something about it. This guy's just like...
00:48:42
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I just want fucking sleep, dude. I just wanted to come out here, have a couple of Banthas, go back to bed. Maybe some fermented Tuscan Raiders. I don't know. maybe Maybe if I eat a few of these ants, they'll go away.
00:48:53
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What if I spit? If I burp really loud and disgusting and it burns them, maybe they'll leave. Nope. They're trying harder to kill me. Well, and speaking of ah Mando's disintegrator rifle,
00:49:06
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ah When it comes out of the mountaintop, Mando and Cobb Vance either go up there or already up there. And Mando shoots it with that disintegrator rifle like point blank. Yeah. And it literally just turns its eye and looks at him like, bruh.
00:49:19
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Do you know who I am? Do you know who my dad is? I got to tell you, I love the fact that Cobb Vance is like, no, I'm going to stay with you. And fucking Mando very much Han Solo's him.
00:49:31
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Boba Fett's armor. Boba Fett's armor. Like he hits the back of his jet pack and he's all. Yeah. Like I've seen the second time that's happened to he's got a he needs a new jet pack.
00:49:44
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I saw. Well, OK, if this is his dad's armor, he then this jet pack was also the reason that Jango Fett died. When Samuel Jackson was charging him with the lightsaber, you see his jet pack malfunctioning because he was hit by the reek.
00:49:59
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So it's like, we call this the faulty Phoenix, not the rising. It's not, it's not, it's the falling faulty Phoenix. So it's got this inherent flaw apparently. And Mando's just like, you think you're to stay with me? Watch this thump.
00:50:13
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He gone. But so Mando does end up going back. He gets to Cobb Vanth again. He's like, Hey, take care of the kid. Wish me luck. That's when he hits his jet pack, sends them off.
00:50:24
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And then he, just flies into the crate dragon's mouth. And of course, any guy takes a banter with him. Yeah, he takes one of the banthas covered in bombs.
00:50:35
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And then it's the same thing from earlier. It's that beat beat beat. And then all of a sudden the thing starts roaring and we got Mando come flying out. i couldn't get the best screenshot of this, but he's doing his little flying out with his shock thing.
00:50:48
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And it's because like, the you know, indigestion and things like I don't want this anymore. Yeah. I sometimes get into just indigestion from a tomato and they don't have a fucking electro stick.
00:51:00
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he flies out, hits the detonator, big bada boom. Big bada boom. Empties out this fucking thing. and And I love that this is, again, back to and ah like our own. We live in Arizona, so we have a lot of Native American culture here, obviously, using every piece of this Krayt Dragon where Mando and Cobb Vantham telling people, like, i just want a couple of ribeyes, dude. We can get rid of the rest of that shit.
00:51:22
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These Tuscan Raiders are going through, like, no, no, no, no. We're going to cleave those ribs. Those ribs going end up being a fucking cage for something. Well, that was part of the deal is they get the dragon and ah the ichor, which I'm assuming is what this big pearl is that he picks up.
00:51:37
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Yeah, I would have to inside of it. And there was something in the IMDb trivia that I kind of scanned, but it was one of those really long, nerdy Star Wars rants. So I didn't get all the way into it. I mean, I know it's a quest thing in one of the KOTORs.
00:51:49
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It's something about it helps with digestion. something something but I'm sure it's delicious I think dude if it's me you never get rid of this pearl you just keep that pearl in the mantle like look it we killed a crate dragon a greater I'm thinking about the Jawas and the Mudhorn like these Tuskens are going to take this thing back and crack it open and get fucking stoned again going back to Dune the sandworms
00:52:21
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basically create the spice is what happens in that. Yeah. So maybe this thing, they just like, they grab hood files and they start filing off and they just get spice out of it. And then now they can hawk the spice, get some money.
00:52:32
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They don't have to raid so much. If anybody can correct me, I don't think there's spice on tattooing naturally. No, there is because we see it or maybe it just spilled out of the train in Boba Fett. We see it from that's them transporting. They're using Tatooine to transport it.
00:52:48
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OK. Because it's on. I'm getting things mixed up in my head because i'm like no, you see the gold in the sand. And I'm like, nope, that's Dune. I could be wrong. But I mean, obviously, we know like the castle mines like that's the big fucking spot for spice. But there's other spice mines.
00:53:01
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Yeah. And everyone is on Tatooine. I'm not sure of. But yeah, so they're harvesting the dragon. Mando takes the Boba Fett armor. And I love Cobb Van's last thing is like, ah make sure let your people know I didn't break that.
00:53:12
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yeah The jetpack? Yeah. Because we know. We know you didn't break it. And the last thing we see is the mysterious figure watching Mando zip off in the distance.
00:53:25
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I forgot that he turns face. Yeah. Because looking at that image, looking at that image, you have thoughts of who that is, but you do not know. Yeah. And he's got the, ah what's it called? Gaffey stick. Yeah.
00:53:37
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yeah Oh, yeah. And he's got the big rifle. The repeater, which I mean is equivalent of like the townspeople have the equivalent of like semi-automatic and the indigenous people have the equivalent of a flintlock.
00:53:50
Speaker
and That's what it is. In my opinion, it's always been that way where just, again, parallels to our state and whatnot, you know, the Native Americans grab whatever they could.
00:54:00
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And sometimes they're using old antiquated guns. Whatever helps. Whatever you can get. yeah um So that's the end of chapter nine. Tune in next week. We'll be talking about chapter 10, The Passenger, which is an episode that has a lot of controversy. A lot of people didn't like it.
00:54:18
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00:55:19
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00:55:32
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I'm Jack. I guess every once in a while, both suns shine on a womp rat's tail.
00:56:11
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Bye.