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Han Took Shots First Ep 29: The Mandalorian Ch 11 - The Heiress
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Chapter 11 of The Mandalorian sees Mando finally deliver Frog Lady to her husband, who doesn’t seem too upset about all of his dead kids. Things improve when Mando teams up with a squad of Mandalorians led by Bo-Katan, who’s basically Mandalorian royalty and makes him look like the kid still riding with training wheels. Together they hijack an Imperial ship, toss stormtroopers around like trash bags, and set up the looming quest for the Darksaber—while Baby Yoda spends the episode learning how not to eat other people’s children.
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Introduction and Episode Overview
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Oh
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Welcome back to Han Took Shots First. I'm Derek. I'm Jack. And this week we're talking about chapter 11 of The Mandalorian, The Heiress. Ooh.
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Ooh, yeah. Ooh. thought it was The Hairess. I said it wrong. The Hairless. She's the Hairless? My God. Yeah. This is this is the Star Wars that fucks. if If only.
Cast Gushing and Humor
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just We're going to do some Katie Sackhoff gushing, and you can take that however you want.
00:01:09
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Yeah. Katie Sackhoff, Pedro Pascal, just running around fucking stuff. Don't forget we have Timothy Oliphant. Timothy Oliphant. shit I'll watch Carl Weathers fuck something. Oh, yeah.
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and I know she's a terrible fucking racist, but, you know, Gina Carino Carano. Still getting it. She's got that muscle mommy thing going on. She's ah she's a thicky thicks.
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She's a dummy mommy. So this episode aired originally November 13th, 2020 and is directed by Bryce Dallas Howard. Who worked her way up from nothing. Like scratched and clawed her way up from the depths of trash.
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used Pulled herself up by her dad's bootstraps. Her bootstraps. You have no idea what it's like living in the Howard Mansion household.
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She has previously directed Chapter 4. He made me live in the East Wing on my own. i only had six maids. I had to share the East Wing with my brother. They actually want me to wipe my own butt.
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But then I got my own private butler. That's what butlers do. That's what that's from. Yeah. wife The royal hiney. Okay. The Howard hiney. ah But she previously directed chapter four sanctuary, which is where we met Gina Carano.
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Yep. And she'll be back again because she directed ah Jack's one of Jack's
Directorial Insights
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favorite episodes. Chapter 22 guns for hire. Does that ring a bell? think I have a stupid spin move and a little scooter.
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No, no, that's in Boba Fett. I don't think she directed that one. Oh, this was she did direct an episode of Boba Fett, but guns for hire is the one with ah ah Jack Black and Lizzo.
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I have blacked that out. Oh, my God. jack we forgot that out ah Jack Blacked out, dude. I'll tell you what. All I don't remember anything about that episode except for Christopher Lloyd, which I think says something.
00:03:02
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I think you remembered the right part of the episode. Yeah. I think you got what you were supposed to out of it. That's also the one where the droid bar, they go to the droid bar, right? Yeah. That's the thing. like It's a stupid reason to be there. Sorry.
00:03:16
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like It's a stupid little side quest filler episode, but that part of the content is good. It's just that Jack Black and Lizzo are so world-breaking for me. it's it's it's You're just always Jack Black.
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Yeah. And then Lizzo, I barely knew who that was. I just could tell you're not a Star Wars person. And then the person I was watching with told me, filled me out on who she is. Yeah. A singer?
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Sounds right. All I think she's in trouble for doing stuff. Oh, stuff. Yeah. Like, oh, yeah. I heard about her doing some sexy stuff or something. Yeah.
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That she wouldn
Writer and Future Episodes Announcement
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shouldn't have been doing. Forced sexy time. Yeah. Yeah. But it's also written by Jon Favreau. And ah since we're already way into this and we've already talked about next season, let me remind you guys, these episodes will very soon only be available on the Bad Movies Worst People main feed.
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Razor Crest's Comedic Journey
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So when ah Jack and his buddy Ryan, who's been on here, start doing their own thing and all that, it's all easier to manage. It's all in one spot.
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So we start with the Razor Crest. i let's be called I'm going to call it the Rackhurst. It's missing all of its vowels. missing a lot. It's the Rackhurst.
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Because this fucking busted-ass ship is barely limping into Trask. I do love the way they handle it, though. I mean, obviously, now obviously it's CG. they don't We don't have spaceships like this. But the way they handle it, it looks pretty real. And it's just kind of going in just like... but but Uh-huh.
00:04:59
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Like the one engine keeps winking out. and like It's got a great noise for like a fucking an engine that's winking out as it were. kind of sounds like a pod racer. Yeah. Mannequin's pod racer when it's like dying out. It's like that's what I thought of.
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It's probably the same sound. Yeah. I love the radio. The radio is like slow down. It's like i'm trying. yeah's the best i can fucking do calm down dude yeah because he's coming in i mean he's coming in hot literally because the ship's on fire as it's plummeting through the and he knows he only has enough fuel for one little pop so he's like i can't slow down now i have to slow down at the last moment and of course you get the great like you know the classic comedy moment of like there we go gonna land it now just hover right above the thing and then the engine goes out
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Right into the water. I laughed out loud, even though I knew what was coming. Absolutely. I love this fucking scene. and You got this like ah repurposed AT-AT. Yeah, used as a crane. I
Character Highlights and Frog Lady's Reunion
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noticed that this time. I didn't never noticed that before. that I didn't either. And maybe it's not maybe it's not repurposed. Maybe it's just the design of things in this universe.
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but I don't know. I feel like it was left to on the planet. And yeah i mean that's what it is. It's clearly the bottom half is clearly an ad ad or whatever you want to call it. I don't care how you pronounce it. It just always hurts my brain to say ad ad because I don't say at it.
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True, but there it is there's an argument to be made for it just for the simple fact that, um and like in our military, Humvees is an acronym. You don't spell it out. You say the the nickname.
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Also, here's the here's the defining matter if you really want to be a stickler about it. Go watch the original Kenner ah toy cartoon the first time it's ever mentioned. That's that's the Bible.
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I know it's from the commercial, but Kenner, come on. Yeah. Come on. It's the first time we ever heard it called anything. The Mon Calamari guy is here, and he's just like, one whatever, dude.
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like He just kind of laughs at the ship falling in the water and walks away. Can you can you fix it? He's like, fix it? No, I can make it make it fly. And we'll get there. The way they fix it, I'm like, you asked a guy who fixed pirate ships or whatever he does to fix your airplane.
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He's a Mon Calamari. um We deliver the frog lady to her husband, Frogman. Frogman. And it doesn't matter because it's just croaks and noises.
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But I did see looking through the credits that this guy is like, he's a big voice actor. So it's really funny just because it's like a Frank Welker situation. It's like, can you make croaks? <unk> like It's a guy named D Bradley Baker.
00:07:38
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Oh, he's a Star Wars guy. Oh, yeah. That's what was going say. He's done a bunch of Star Wars shit. He's Captain Rex. and He's every one of the clones. he's um Because they're all the same voice. as he's he' he is He's the cartoon Tamora Morrison.
00:07:52
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Okay. Yeah, because I was like, I have here, it's like Rex and Cody and Fox. and And I believe he does every single Bad Batch member. And in the Clone Wars cartoon. we bet got paid.
00:08:03
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Yeah, in the Clone Wars cartoon, I wrote down Rex and Cody, and then I just wrote 100 other voices. Yeah, yeah, as you should. Literally, that's what it said on IMDb, was Rex and 101 others.
00:08:16
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I wonder if he does the ah robots, the clankers. I don't know. I was scrolling through and I was like, i don't know what any of this shit is. Apparently he's also in your ah destiny game. He's Variks.
00:08:27
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Variks. Yeah. Loyal. Yes. And he was in Force Unleashed. bad He was Boba Fett in Force Unleashed. Oh, so he's just Tamar Morrison's. Yeah.
00:08:38
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And apparently he was Daffy Duck in Space Jam as well as a few other voices. Could have stopped while you ahead with me. Well, do you remember your childhood? Do you remember Legends of the Hidden Temple?
00:08:49
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You bet your sweet ass with, was it Olmec? Yeah, Olmec. He was olme the voice of Olmec, and he was the announcer on the show. Fuck yeah. So this guy's been around my life, my childhood, and my adulthood.
00:09:01
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Yeah. I mean, like like I said, it doesn't really matter because literally all he says here is, why so Yeah. fuck You know what, though? I bet they have him come back in something else. Oh, I'm sure he does all kinds of voices. There was a bunch of stuff in his credits that was like various like demonic voices and whatnot. So he's the the light
Trask's Black Market and Baby Yoda Antics
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version of Frank Welker.
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Yeah, pretty much. So, yeah. Happy reunion. And they go off. Well, he takes her to he takes Mando to. the inn which is really funny he's like can you lead me to other people of my kind i was told you could and he's like yeah the inn and it's like cool you could have just gone there and gone to the yeah no like no one's actually helping him because then he pays this bartender which the calamari flan comes back yeah it looks delicious yeah i have little bite well it's my baby don't eat my baby it's my baby and my money it's my money baby
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But even this guy, he like throws some money down. He's like, can you help me? He's like, ah know someone that can. So everybody's just fucking jerking this dude around and it ends up biting him in the fucking Beskar. Yeah, I mean, because we do learn that Trask is basically just a black market planet. So everybody's just like, give me some more money. this This has way too many Corrin and Mon Calamari to not be in the system.
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Well, they said it's Trask, right? Which is their home planet. Okay, so it's just a different port. The Mon Calamari should have a pretty good ah handle on this. Maybe this is a post empire thing.
00:10:28
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I don't or I don't know the standard status of all that, obviously. And I guess I don't either, because what I'm thinking of is legends, like where they would be. So yeah, they can do whatever they want with this. yeah Because I think that's what Bo Katan says, is that all of Trask or maybe she's just talking about this port is just black market shit.
00:10:45
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Yeah. So so it's just kind of lawless, much like a lot of the other stuff we've seen with the the it's a It's a wet Dave Navarro.
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Yeah, I can't think of what I'm trying to say. All the upheaval
Night Owls and Mandalorian Lore
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going on. That's what I'm trying to think of. So he gets some chowder for the baby. Chowder. I do love... yeah There's some really funny concept art that I didn't get to grab because I didn't have much time to grab stuff of like... um It's the soup scene when it where yeah the baby's looking in there and the squid jumps out on his face.
00:11:19
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But in the one on the concept art, it's just a bunch of tentacles coming out and wrapping around his head.
00:11:26
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Either way, he's still eating. I know. it's Don't play with your food. it's like I'm not trying to. It started it. I'll turn this soup around pretty quick. So, yeah, he teams up with this Corrin and they go off on the ship.
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And, of course, the Corrins betray him. Because they're like, oh, it's really cool to watch. I didn't catch name this Mama core. Yeah. Watch of these things. The reason I remember is because core is like kind of like there's a rancor.
00:11:53
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There's a like like the the what you call it? Suffix of core kind of sticks in my brain. And there's a mama core. So imagine there's like a baby core. Oh, the end of this episode. Yeah. I think that's what this would grow up to be. This is the mama core.
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Yeah, because that little thing the end looks like this thing, just itty-bitty version. Yeah. Hand squishable size. Easily squished. But yeah, they throw the baby in. Mando jumps in after it. They lock him in. They're there to steal his Beskar, of course.
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everybody Everybody that's tried to give you ah a lead has tried to steal your Beskar.
00:12:27
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As all these other Mandalorians come in and we learn it's the night owls. So it's a Boca Tancree's axe wolves. And I think it's pronounced Reeves wolves.
00:12:40
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I think it's wolves because when I heard I was like, axe wolves. Like I didn't read it. was like, axe wolves. Your name is axe wolves. So I think that's what I mean. Just what? is What was the.
00:12:52
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Filoni, Trapper Wolf. Trapper Wolf, yeah. Trapper Wolf is the name you give yourself. Do we have a Dave Filoni here? Actually, it's Trapper Wolf. That's the name. Oh, no.
00:13:04
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I've lost everyone. so um I'm a lone wolf and I'm a trapper and that's um that's my story and I'm sticking to it. so um yeah Call me Trapper Wolf.
00:13:16
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That's wonderful. That's the name I gave myself. Yeah. ah Oh, I wanted to say, though, before we actually meet these Mandalorians, there's a really cool part. like Right when he gets to port, it's the ah the girl you said, Bo-Katan Kree. Cosca Reeves.
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Cosca Reeves. um It's like her hooded in the crowd. Because I remember seeing that in the trailer. i was like, oh, my God, what Jedi is this going to be? And they make you think that. Yeah. Because she does like this little, now you see me, now you don't kind of thing.
00:13:46
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And it's very it just something cool I thought of like when this came out. We obviously know who she is now. But when this came out, you were just like, is this another Jedi? Well, and they don't say who she is. And i read that people thought it was,
00:13:59
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um Oh, what's the ah girl that Bo Katan hangs out with in the cartoons and she ends up being later on in the show maybe she's soka. Oh, Sabine.
00:14:11
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I don't remember. I just know that Bo Katan like knew her mom or whatever. So people thought that this was playing this person was playing that other character. It might have been so being ran. I read about it. But in the subtitles, it says Kuska Reeves and she's played by a a wrestler.
00:14:24
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So yeah rat we're just pulling from the WWE here. ah So her real name is Mercedes Varnado. She's Sasha Banks in the wwe WWE, and this is her feature film, or not feature film, but her acting debut aside from being a wrestler.
00:14:37
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I think she does great. I think she's fine because she doesn't have a lot to do, but she's convincing when she talks and stuff. And she's supposed to be the more kind of quiet muscle. Yeah, exactly. And then the other one, Axe Wolves.
00:14:51
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Would you say it was? Say it however you want. Wolves is what I think it is. Axe Wolves is Simon Cassianides. ah The only thing in his I recognized him and it must be from this because I saw in his credits he was on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
00:15:05
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ah suit Sunil Bakshi for a a run of episodes. So that must be. I don't remember. It was like I want to say it was like 13 episodes. So it's probably half of a season or something. OK.
00:15:16
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And then, of course, Bo-Katan Katie Sackhoff, who we've talked about before on Bad Movies, Worst People. Oh, yeah. Halloween Resurrection with Busta Rhymes. Yeah, somebody still has that prosthetic head on their mantle. Gross.
00:15:31
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um I do love the music that plays when they come out. This music that Goranson put together, it's like a static to a beat at first. It's like this. i can't I wish I could play clips of music, but when as soon as I put this on YouTube, I'm going to get flagged by Disney.
00:15:49
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So pay attention to this part. Yeah, it happened when we did some Andor episodes. I used like the transition music between episodes, and they were like copyright infringement. ah Cool.
00:16:01
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I'm like, oh, you mean that noise that went. brain oh That was copyrighted. Don't make it sound that close. It's going to be taken down again. all because you want to go.
00:16:15
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But yeah, they come in. They save him. They save the kid. This pram is crushed. So now Mando's got to carry the baby around, which I guess is why he ends up taking him to the frog people.
00:16:27
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Because otherwise he would just take him with him in his little armor covered pram. Well, yeah. Oh, that's what I going to say. Tram. It's not a tram. um But yeah, of course, immediately they take off their masks. So he's like, where the fuck you get that armor? ah Hold the fuck on. What is happening?
00:16:42
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ah Why am I seeing your faces? What is this? ah she i just love that. She's like, I've had this shit for three generations. I was born on Mandalore, motherfucker. You molded your best car.
00:16:55
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I mean, for because this you don't know who she is right now, right? Like as a viewer, right not the cartoons, you have no idea who she is. The name Bo-Katan Creed doesn't mean shit to you. Not at all. but that's But what I love about that, because it is your perspective, you never were bothered by it.
00:17:10
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Like the people, it's like, oh, they made it. You have to know. No, it en enriches her backstory, I think, a lot. And that's up to me to go do. And it's up to you to decide if you want to. Yeah, i I don't know anything about it, and I feel like I gathered everything I need. I mean, she tells you it all in this episode. She's like, yeah, I ruled Mandalore for a while. I was there during the purge. I'm looking for the dark saber.
00:17:31
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Bing, bang, boom. So the last thing that we knew as cartoon watchers um Sabine Wren had given her the Darksaber so that she could rule.
00:17:43
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And everything was supposed to be happily ever after, according to the cartoon. So then like I think I've referenced before, cut to this, where it's like Mandalore's destroyed everybody else like, whoa. How we get there?
00:17:54
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Now we're like, oh shit, she doesn't have the dark saber and something bad happened. Fill me in. Yeah. And that's there's is what they're starting. Cause we saw it before with Gideon and now she started to fill it in. Cause throughout the episode, she's like, I had it for a while.
00:18:09
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And now I don't like they don't tell us all the details, but she's filling in the people who
Cultural Divides and Gazanti Freighter Attack
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know that stuff. Right. Oh, and I have it as our background for the people watching, but I have it's concept art, but that's the three of them.
00:18:21
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It's fucking really fucking cool. Yep. Really fucking cool. They handle this so well because we do like this show in general has given us all the Mandalorians and the some of the best episodes to me are the ones that have the most Mandalorians.
00:18:34
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These three coming in to save him, dude, is so fucking phenomenal and just gangbusters. They just, they every time they come in, they just whoop ass, which when we see what one guy can do, you have three of them who've been in wars, not just who've been bounty hunting.
00:18:50
Speaker
Right. These guys are these guys have been trained by. OK, I mean, like that to say he's not a good fighter anything, but these guys all have like family trainers from the day they're born. Yeah. You know they know, and they know squad tactics and all that. and He's used to fighting on his own. So he is great. He's a great fighter. We've seen it, but.
00:19:09
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You put three of them together now, four of them. But this when we learn about his sect, the the children of the watch. First time we heard this. Yeah. Is this something is the first time ever or is this the first time in live? First time, first time ever.
00:19:22
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ah um And um I love you proven wrong, but I'm pretty sure I'm not because we have the death watch, which is what the children of the watch would be. you know and Death Watch was the Vizsla clan. like They just believed.
00:19:36
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So Bo-Katan Creed was actually part of Death Watch at one point. Their whole thing, she had a, what is it, her her cousin or her sister, Satine, Duchess Satine, who wanted to have Mandalore be this like cultural trading hub, like stop our warmongering ways. Yeah.
00:19:55
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Death Watch was anti that. Okay. So that's her sister. Cause I read that. It's her sister. Okay. And also she probably had a baby with Obi-Wan. i read that there was a maybe romance between them, but it never confirmed.
00:20:11
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Oh, easily. At one point she's like, I would have, he's like, I would have left the order if you asked me. She goes, I know that's why I didn't. Oh,
00:20:21
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but no so then boca tanker was part of death watch but then as soon as they started kind of following darth maul not kind of they started following darth maul and becoming like militant is like even more militant and whatnot she was like i'm out and i think the night owls are her clan of maybe we were death watched but we're not now Yeah, there was some stuff about it. It was like, yeah, she had clashed with Ahsoka Tano, but then they ended up teaming up to fight the Maul people.
00:20:47
Speaker
Yeah, Maul Dolores. And take over Mandalore from them kind of thing. So it all makes sense when when you get to the the end of this here. um oh and it's pre-Vizsla. Yeah.
00:21:02
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I read that, too. is Okay, not Tar Vizsla. Yeah. that's Tar Vizsla, I think, is Paz Vizsla's dad or something. Yeah, and then Tar Vizsla's the Jedi Mando.
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00:22:04
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00:23:26
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But i love when he's just like, well, there's only one way and it's not yours. and so he just like jet packs out of there. And then we cut to them jet packing off the ship and the whole thing just going up in flames. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. They're exercising their religious beliefs, dude.
00:23:39
Speaker
Munitions. ah Did you just blow up that ah ship? Are you trying to stifle my religious freedoms? ah I believe this is in my ah bibble. so he gets He gets accosted by some more corns.
00:23:54
Speaker
You killed my brother. ah All the the three fucking night owls come back. She's like, actually, i killed your brother. And to your point, they just like light that shit up tactic wise. Amanda does a good job. Like he pulls his gun out and he's like, all right, cool. I see what we're doing, but they know, I know where you're going to shoot. You know, which way I'm looking and death circle.
00:24:16
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And they do a good job later in the episode of showing his like contribution to the team because they are a well-oiled machine. Right. But when they're on the Gazanti cruiser later, he can't. Yeah, right I am so proud of you.
00:24:29
Speaker
They did say it in the episode, but ah less proud of you, but still proud of you, son. I remembered it this long.
Imperial Infiltration and Darksaber Quest
00:24:35
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Oh, 40 minutes later. There you go. Now we can get an Aldinian to fly fucking Gazanti class cruiser. Yeah.
00:24:42
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But yeah, he shows his worth to the group because he's got his crazier tactics that they don't necessarily use, I guess, is what they're implying. to i I kind of hate those tactics, but we'll get there. um But yeah, so they they can at least buy you a drink. they go off. This is when she tells them that Trask is like a black market planet right now, and we're just here to get weapons to retake Mandalore.
00:25:02
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And he's like, well, I'm trying to take this kid to the Jedi. Do you know where I can find any? And she's like, maybe, but you got to help us first. Fucking video game question of the episode. Theme of the show, man. like Oh, for sure. It's literally the next episode, too.
00:25:17
Speaker
sure, I can help you, but you've got to help me first. This would be a great fucking game. Phenomenal. This was supposed to be. This is like the Boba Fett game. Let's make the Mandalorian video game and just make it the show. People will complain. I'll have a great time.
00:25:31
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You could also just have it be like the very first intro level, the prologue is you in the coven, the coven. And then you just peace out and go start doing missions. You don't need to be this Mandalorian. You could be a Mandalorian.
00:25:44
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Yeah. But i mean what I mean is like like Fallout style or something like that, you know? But then like your missions are much like this where it's like, okay, you can help me with this information or you can help me get to this place.
00:25:56
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But... You have to, i'll I'll do this mission for you first or whatever. That's great, but there's another settlement that needs your help. Exactly. a just Just skip the the Fallout thing of building settlements. Like, no, let me just help other people's settlements. Endgame-wise, I loved it.
00:26:16
Speaker
I got real good at that shit. I was putting up walls of fucking robot ah turret auto turrets. I had people patrol that shit. I started dropping off power armor to people. Oh, I built like one really big cool one.
00:26:28
Speaker
And then all the little ones that they were like, build one more or whatever. i was like, yeah, here, have a couple turrets. I'll see you guys. Never.
00:26:36
Speaker
I mean, I put up the walls so it was like this settlement nije is under attack. Never fucking bothered them. They always defended that shit. I love that you're like, I gave these people power armor and I'm like, I never thought of that. I had an Iron Man room full of power armor.
00:26:49
Speaker
Oh, no, I had a fucking shrine to myself built. But one of the townspeople one day was walking around my power was like, what the fuck? I didn't know you could do that. If you don't have a way of locking it up when there's people that are in your settlements.
00:27:04
Speaker
Like if you have a place to where no one lives, it's fine. So I just started going there and dropped like just getting out of power armor. And you come back and there's just some fucking like housewife with a power armor and Gatling gun. Like, fuck, yeah.
00:27:16
Speaker
You pissed off the wrong Karen. Yeah. But yes, so they go off. They have to rob this Gazanti freighter. Of course, no more than a squad of troopers. It's going to even bare bones.
00:27:28
Speaker
It's always easy. a squad of troopers and they couldn't hit the side of a bantha. ah that's how you know you're in Star Wars.
00:27:37
Speaker
So he leaves the kid with the frogs. and Mind your manners. You know what I'm talking about. Don't eat babies. That's what I'm telling you is don't eat babies. So I have a confused thought because the the frog lady takes over to the incubator thing and, you know, little Groger's looking at it, kind of mouthwatering, but then a little tadpole comes out and he goes like, ah, is that like a realization? Like, oh, I ate a bunch of life. Or is that like a ooh new snack?
00:28:06
Speaker
I don't know, because when he comes get him like comes to get him later, I'm like, they're letting him play with that tadpole. I'm like, is he about to eat that thing? It's hard to tell with him. I knew it wasn't coming, but I was also still expecting him to pull an egg out of his little robe when he left.
00:28:21
Speaker
Just like, right, see you later.
00:28:24
Speaker
So on on the freighter, we meet, well, first they come in and just, I love, I think it's Axe grabs one of these dudes and just flies straight up in the air. And I'm like, well, we know what's coming, but the the payoff is really funny.
00:28:38
Speaker
I'm glad you brought it up because that would be one of the more terrifying ways to, we we were doing Sky Timber on the regular feed and we're talking about skydiving and how falling really far, really forever would suck.
00:28:51
Speaker
As soon as he grabbed that guy and took him up, like just I was like, that's going to... Even if you don't hit the front of this, that's going to suck. I actually kind of hope you hit the front of it it breaks your spine. Yeah, because there's no way hitting the water is any better from how high he's taking you.
00:29:05
Speaker
And also, we've seen what's in these waters. So like you are just going from bad to worse to worse to Dante's Inferno. Right? You hit the water, you're like, I survived. and then this fucking... mo water water sarlacc pulls you under it's wet sarlacc they got trash dragons too instead of a crate dragon they got a fucking trash dragon it just runs on the top of the water all terrifying style thank you no like jaws that can walk
00:29:34
Speaker
Shark. It's a street shark named Jaws. Bruce. Bruce was his name. Bruce. Yeah. um But we meet the Imperial Captain who is Titus Welliver.
00:29:44
Speaker
oh yeah. He doesn't get a name, but ah you you know who Titus Welliver is, right, folks? I love and hate this cameo. the only thing I hate about it is he's done. Yeah. The thing I love about is he serves his purpose because you're expecting him and everybody in this room at some point to just sit, whisper, hail Hydra.
00:30:01
Speaker
Like that's how menacing he is in the best possible way. Well, he was a Felix Blake on agents of shield. Did he end up being Hydra? I feel like he didn't, but he looks like he would.
00:30:13
Speaker
Maybe that was the ah like the the misdirect. I think he was one of the ones that was not. And then ah Madam whatever. I don't remember. Victoria Hand ended up being Hydra. That's what it was. Victoria Hand with that red streak in her hair.
00:30:30
Speaker
Oh, yeah. But we've talked about him a little bit before because he was in Transformers Age of Extinction over on the ah the main feed. there Was he? Because I know we've talked about him a lot and I didn't know he was actually on an episode of something. Yeah. yeah He was in Transformers Age of Extinction, some military guy.
00:30:46
Speaker
and ah I didn't remember this until I saw it in his credits. And then it came. Forgive me for not ever remembering a Transformers movie. But I saw in his his credits that came flooding back to me, he played Lex Luthor on the Titans show.
00:31:01
Speaker
Oh, shit. That's it I don't think I ever got that far in. Maybe I did. That's a good Lex Luthor. Yeah, right. And then, of course, Lex. I mean, his big thing, especially these days, is Bosch. He's he's the titular Bosch. I think I knew him from ah Deadwood and amongst other things.
00:31:17
Speaker
He's the main reason I watched that show. I mean, it was a fun show. it was a good show. But without him, it would have been a different show. He's the Bosch. Yeah, he is the Bosch. Who's the Bosch? ah put him just Put him in that Like when he's the Tony Danza role He's just terrifying Who's the boss? You're the boss You can boss me around anytime dude You laid down the law You showed me who the boss was Now put on some Bruce Springsteen I want to hear the boss But like this is where Right after we meet him Like they're calling in They're like We've got pirates again he's like Are they the same ones from before? And then this fucking stormtrooper Just bounces off the windshield And he's like Yep they sure are I'm thinking so I'm thinking so That guy just got thrown into a boss pit
00:31:56
Speaker
How many are there? At least 10. Nope, there's only four, but they're Mandalorians. like to say four This guy's a little overwhelmed. Yeah, but it turns out they're Mandalorian, so that counts as at least 10.
00:32:07
Speaker
Boss, darn it. I like these little gas bombs they have because they just switch their heat vision. Everybody's blinded, so they just shit out And this showing some of those tactics. It's a really cool fucking shot of just four people marching into the smoke. Bo-Katan's got the double. I wish I knew the name of her make and model, but I But she's just fucking double pistolling, just doing work.
00:32:29
Speaker
And and this this other officer that's like, close all the doors, close or close the doors, close all of them. And he's like, we locked him in the cargo control area. It's okay. We're safe. We locked him away. Where?
00:32:40
Speaker
The cargo control area. There's the, oh, I love Titus Welliver because he's like, oh, good. Wait, where? And it's just like, you said cargo. I got the cargo.
00:32:51
Speaker
Did you say control? That's not good for you. When the doors open and those guys get sucked out, you see the other two, the pilots that are like, oh, my God. And well, it's just like that fat slob. I knew it was going to happen. Motherfucker. This is what you get for hiring your brother in law.
00:33:10
Speaker
But their plan is not to jettison the weapons and take them. Their plan is to take the entire ship. It's good ship. ive I've talked before about how much I like this ship. think this is the first time, now that I knew what it was, because you mentioned the the class before, this is the first time I've really had a good look at one.
00:33:26
Speaker
Yeah. like Because we've seen them, when you mentioned them, we know we've seen them in the background and stuff, but this is all on one, and you get a lot of shots of it actually operating. This is its five minutes of fame kind of thing.
00:33:37
Speaker
It's a fucking stud of a ship. It's a stud. She wants to take the ship not only to make it easier to take all these weapons, obviously, and to have a cool ship, but because she needs to go talk to Titus Welliver because they know where the Darksaber is, or at least I had something. They have it. I want it back.
00:33:55
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. ah She's terrific. Titus Welliver calls Moff Gideon. We need backup. And he's just like, too late, Buster Brown. You know what to do.
00:34:06
Speaker
Hail Hydra. Yep. Hail Hydra. Fucking cap these two dudes. They look at each other like, what is that what does that mean? That doesn't sound good for us. Because, you know, they're not officers. He's going to be like, crash the ship, and they're going to be like, what now?
00:34:22
Speaker
No, I'm not doing that. I'd rather surrender. We should surrender. Crash the ship for the empire that doesn't really exist anymore. ah um Because that's that's fucking Espanzito's thing, too. He's like, do this, do this.
00:34:35
Speaker
Long live the empire. yeah like fucking he's got that chant you know he's still hailing hydra in a different language uh but they they get you know stopped from hitting the bridge by all these dudes and this is where amando comes in and shows his contribution to the group i just i just don't like it because it's like all right what are we gonna do for our our plan i'm gonna run abner with an armful of bombs and hope they don't shoot my non-best guard parts all right cool It's just, ah at this also these bombs bounce. Like, how about cover me while I start throwing these like they're baseballs and one of you start yelling puns in the background.
00:35:12
Speaker
Well, I think. Strike three, you're out of here. I think his thinking is like, well, they might be aiming for the non-Beskar parts, which means there's no way they're going to hit him. If one of these guys knew what knew how bad they really were, they'd be like, I'm going to aim for his chest so that way I can definitely hit him in the neck or like the shoulder.
00:35:29
Speaker
I aim for his foot, I'll hit him in the crotch. Oh, he's definitely got Beskar on his crotch. The first thing you get. It's the first fucking thing you get. I guess it would be a codpiece. I was like, how can I combine the words dong and pauldron? But that's not going to.
00:35:46
Speaker
Dong. But so they take the bridge. She questions him about the dark saber and she's like, I'll let you live if you take me to him. And he's like, yeah, you might, but he won't. fucking and Electric cyanide capsule.
00:35:58
Speaker
Yeah. Could we talk? This is the, this is the scene I've talked about where it's like cyanide pills do exist in a degree. Yeah. It's electro. It's kind of probably more painful. I don't know. I've never done either. Yeah. I've never, I've looked at battery.
00:36:12
Speaker
I've never been poisoned by cyanide though. So I don't know how painful that is. Oh, you should, uh, Monday Chipotle has specials. So if you're looking to do that, just going to eat a bunch of apple seeds and see what happens.
00:36:25
Speaker
I think you have to eat a lot. um I forgot to we forgot to mention I know that we've talked about it. So the people that have listened all the time know this and people watch the cartoons. But Katie Sackhoff was the voice of Boca Tancree's in the cartoons.
00:36:38
Speaker
Yeah, I was reading. She's the well not not the first one to show up from the cartoons, obviously, because we've had like Saw Gerrera and stuff. But she's the first person to show up from the cartoons playing herself.
00:36:49
Speaker
Yeah. And just so happy. I don't think they drew her to look like her, but they just basically give her that headband and that haircut. And there you go. Yeah, because I mean, the cartoons, theyre the people ness of them is not super accurate to anything.
00:37:02
Speaker
I mean, even one of the things that we watch, I think it was the oh, it was the tales of the what did we just do? Bounty Hunter Underworld. Tales of the other Underworld. When you were like, yeah, this fucking Obi Wan Kenobi wannabe. And I was like, no, that's Obi Wan Kenobi.
00:37:19
Speaker
like Oh, that's just how he looks? Yeah, because they just need to insert basically like insert facial hair or hat or helmet or whatever. That tunic's all wrong.
00:37:29
Speaker
Yeah. That was why i thought he looked like Obi-Wan, but I was like, why would he be here? He doesn't give a shit about... ah Massage Ventress. Yeah. I was like, ghost-looking lady. I couldn't think of her name.
00:37:41
Speaker
She kind of looks like ghost. They had a thing. Not romantic, but they had a fun rivalry. I think he would care about her. She's a child of the Force, and he's better than all of us. Yeah, that's fair. he was the real mean oh You mean Obi-Wan, or you mean Ewan McGregor?
00:37:55
Speaker
Obi-Wan. Okay, because Ewan McGregor's better than all of us, too, I think. That's true. Yeah, oh i could I could take that heat. like i'm not I'm not jumping in that competition. Okay. But he's like, all right, you got your fucking ship.
00:38:07
Speaker
I got to go get the kid. She's like, hey, if you want to join us, the offer still stands. But here's your information. You got to go to. i didn't catch the planet, but the city is Caledon. Yeah, fuck.
00:38:18
Speaker
They even mentioned it in the next episode, but I was looking down to write something when he said it. And I was like, I can hear it, but I can't translate it in my brain. I looked it up and it's just from this. So I'm going forgive ah both of us for not remembering.
00:38:31
Speaker
Caledon sounds familiar. Maybe it's just from this. Yeah. don't know. Or it's a fun name. But go to Caladan, meet Ahsoka Tano, tell her Pocatan Kreese sent you.
00:38:45
Speaker
Oh, I'd love to Pocatan Kreese. I just, the the sentence is a very funny thing when she just starts rattling off all these names. Go to Caladan, find Ahsoka Tano, tell her Pocatan Kreese sent you. It's like, what?
00:38:57
Speaker
Dank, Farrak, that's a bunch of fucking weird lingo. Yeah. We get a dank Farrakhan here and it's one of the earlier live action ones. It had been cartooned for a while. he's He's said it before this.
00:39:10
Speaker
Right, right. Sorry, this show, I mean, um I had a fucking realization just now in my head. When they say you're a child of the watch, Doesn't he say, what is that?
00:39:21
Speaker
Yeah. Like he has no idea that he's even in a cult. He's like, we are Mandalorians. There are different sects. If that's all you were raised in, you wouldn't know, right? I mean, if they they don't tell you like, by the way, this is a cult.
00:39:35
Speaker
Well, no, you would never think you're a cult. Although this is what happens when a doomsday cult gets proven right. Yeah. I mean, they weren't necessarily wrong. They weren't wrong. That's how they survive was being isolationists.
00:39:48
Speaker
um I did see something in the IMDb trivia, so, you know, who knows?
Ahsoka Tano Tease and Episode Wrap-up
00:39:53
Speaker
But apparently, and I'm sure Dave Filoni said this. I typed it. But apparently Bo-Katan's name came from Dave Filoni's wife's cat.
00:40:03
Speaker
ah The cat's name is Boogie, so the he combined Boogie, cat, and Anne.
00:40:10
Speaker
Because his wife's name is Anne. I didn't mention that part. i i put that to context close, Derek. So Boogie Cat-Anne? Bo-Katan? Bo-Katan? I don't know if if i mean, feels like a thing Dave Filoni said in an interview.
00:40:25
Speaker
exactly. ah Boogie Cat-Anne. Oh, that's good. Cat-Anne, yeah. I like that. just don't want to call her Cat-Anne because that's like Chris Cat-Anne. So I'll call Bo-Katan. He's not funny.
00:40:38
Speaker
So this is the way he zips off, picks up the baby who's playing with the baby frog. And I love what he's like dragging him out of there and it keeps reaching for it. He's like, no, I have enough pets.
00:40:50
Speaker
Yeah. Well, so, okay. Then maybe that's answered then. Maybe that's like the clue to the audience. Like he really wants a friend, not a meal. Yeah. Yeah. He'll take a meal. He'll take a meal.
00:41:00
Speaker
He's like, if I hadn't eaten all those, maybe we could have kept one. Could have so many fucking friends and pets. Yeah. What what do you think the gestation period is of an egg in my stomach? If I vomit right now.
00:41:12
Speaker
This is what I was referencing earlier. When he gets back to his ship and he's like, that's all you could do for a thousand credits. They literally fixed this shit like it was a boat. There's like nets and ropes just living everything creatures.
00:41:24
Speaker
Well, yeah. And then i wrote squid crab is on the ship because I didn't realize at first until it jumped down that it was the exact same thing as that yeah big one. And yeah, he squishes it.
00:41:37
Speaker
The baby eats it and they zip off. I do like when they he hits the hyperdrive and a panel just comes flying off the ship. It's like, well, well, cool. It's going to start end up being like skeleton crew. The ship like farts when it hits hyperdrive.
00:41:51
Speaker
There's another 130 credits just flew off my ship. Damn it. Deserve a discount. So that's it for chapter 11 where we met Bo-Katan and those other two Mandalorians.
00:42:04
Speaker
And a frog wolf and a bunch of corns. Yeah. These corns don't seem like good guys. Somebody talked about it. like, there's got to be good corns. Like they're always pirates and thugs. Yeah, it's true.
00:42:21
Speaker
So, I mean, I guess I know why corns didn't exist. There were no corns in the original trilogy, were there? Oh, I believe there are. I believe you see him in ah the wretched hive of villainy and scum.
00:42:32
Speaker
Okay. Because whoever called the Mon Calamari, Mon Calamari missed the point. but We missed the the chance there because corns are more like calamari. They got the little. I bet you. I bet you that's what it was. And someone's like two on the nose, like two, two on the nose.
00:42:49
Speaker
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00:43:04
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00:43:17
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00:43:28
Speaker
Go check that out. lot of backlog. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're on episode 160 some odd right now. So you lot of stuff to listen to. Let's make 169 sexy. I'm pretty sure it's going to be a horror movie, but we'll see. Oh, then it's going to be sexy. I'll pick a sexy one.
00:43:45
Speaker
Yeah. So that's it for this week. I've been Derek. I'm Jack. Mon Calamari. Unbelievable.
00:44:30
Speaker
Just right now say super interesting, Jack. Super interesting, Jack. There you go. That's how we said that. Sound convincing. No, but I wouldn't expect you to.