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Introduction and Host Introductions
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hello, you are listening to an all-new episode of the Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of 2-23-2025. That's February 23rd of the year 2025.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I just felt weird about saying it the first time, so that's why I repeated it. But, as always, I am Devin Kopecker. With me, we got Chris Galani, Steve O'Tierry,
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GREASEDAPOLES
<unk>
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Steve-O
Sivotiri.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And we got ah this guy who's voting. He's got a big vote coming up in the Conclave, John Suarez.
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Twin Cheaks
um My nickname is Cheeto. That's C-H-I-T-O.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
that Is that your cardinal name? Or is that your poke name?
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah. It's my cardinal name.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm poke. I'm poke, Cheeto.
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Twin Cheaks
My nickname.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
What up?
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Twin Cheaks
I prefer to be called by Cheeto.
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Steve-O
What up, Cheeto?
Podcast Name Confusion & Host Banter
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GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, did you call this podcast the And I Fanboy Podcast?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, I just, I think I so i didn't say all new.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Are you interested?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it really threw me. And I was like, and I just, my memory is so bad.
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GREASEDAPOLES
And I, fanboy. That's what
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And that's like when I said.
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Twin Cheaks
and And I... Now...
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GREASEDAPOLES
Femboy!
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Steve-O
the
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's kind of fun.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Maybe if you guys did intros, you guys would see how fun.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Now.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
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Twin Cheaks
now
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
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Steve-O
We did it last week, Devin.
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GREASEDAPOLES
but Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's right. Yeah. That's.
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GREASEDAPOLES
All of us collectively did it last week.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hmm. yeah
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GREASEDAPOLES
You know that, I guess.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait, last week, the one we no one did? Or you guys did one without me?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Well, if you, well, that's, that's the thing.
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GREASEDAPOLES
ah
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ah, I'm not.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Um...
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Steve-O
Yeah. We did it last week.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
You guys just like, you guys said, oh, no, sorry, we're not doing it. got plans.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's the only way we get you to not show up.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then you fucking did it without me, too.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's the only way we get you to not show up.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'd be pretty upset. I'm not going lie.
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GREASEDAPOLES
we got We gotta to talk about some anti-Devin shit, so that's what the podcast was about.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Isn't that just what the text group is without each other?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Anti-Devin.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Brr.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Anti-Devin Podcast. I hate that guy. He stinks.
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Steve-O
He always talks about the Witcher. What's that even about?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's always talking about Witcher 3.
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Steve-O
There's no witches.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Why not Witcher 2?
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GREASEDAPOLES
We only do it ever yeah only do it every three months, Devin.
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Steve-O
He never talks about Witcher 2.
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GREASEDAPOLES
So don't get all offended.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, I have... I wrote Steve's name in the Death Note.
Anime Recommendations and Humor
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Still hasn't kicked in.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, God, stop playing him with that thing, Devin.
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Steve-O
Wow.
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GREASEDAPOLES
God, you already wrote the Pope's name in there.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
saying One day, dude. I'll get lucky.
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GREASEDAPOLES
God, it's not doing well.
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Steve-O
You know what? Hold on. I have to figure out some anime thing to wish against Devin now.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah. yeah Oh, man, you know what I've been watching?
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Steve-O
What's that?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, I started a new anime. This is after multiple people had been like, you should watch this, which was slightly offensive. But it's called, ah hold on, hold on.
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GREASEDAPOLES
What did they say? Like, you idiot, watch this. Is that why it's offensive?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, well, no, our friend Amanda was like, you should, you would love it. And I was like, what? Why would I love it? ah It's called, yeah, yeah, it's called Mashal Magic and Muscles.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, oh, like you would love this.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah. It's horny. It's horny.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
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Twin Cheaks
That's why you would love it.
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Steve-O
Wait, what's it called?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
So it's called Mashle, M-A-S-H-L-E, Magic and Muscles.
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Steve-O
Mashhole?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it's an anime, basically, imagine of Harry Potter, but instead of Harry Potter being really good at magic, he's just like super fit and doesn't know any magic. And then he just excels at Hogwarts by virtue of muscles.
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Steve-O
Oh, dude, this sounds like you right up on.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
that's what i was offended by I was like
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Steve-O
Right up and down. Come on, man.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I'm rip your mash hole up, Dev.
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Steve-O
But are they right? Like, is that the thing you watch some of it and you were like, Oh,
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
um no well I'm i'm like I only watched the first episode but basically this guy's like like it's like they're real hardcore about not knowing magic like they're like we have to eliminate you and this guy tries to fucking blast with magic spells and he just punches the spells away and he's like
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GREASEDAPOLES
okay
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Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, dude. And then that he gets a one and he just throws it at a guy instead. And then he's like, okay, hey, ah you got to join basically Hogwarts and get the the some award, right? But it's basically best wizard of the year.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And he's like, you got to win this. And he's like, okay. Because he's kind of dumb. Again, these are things that made me slightly offended when everyone told that.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You'd love this.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
You'd love it. But what did sell me what did sell me on it is they were like, oh yeah, there's a scene where like he has to fly in a broom and he just kicks his legs really hard
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GREASEDAPOLES
Devin would like this.
Celebrity Pope & Film Critiques
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
instead of using any magic.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I was like, okay. It was good enough that I might stick with it.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You know, Amanda suggested anime to me too. And it was about this fat slob that pisses in people's soup. And I was like, she said, you'd love this.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh yeah, that's... She said, you to you, Chris?
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Steve-O
Oh.
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GREASEDAPOLES
And I was like, well, okay. And I watched it and I loved it.
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GREASEDAPOLES
It was called piss, piss, piss, the revenge.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's called One Pissed Man.
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Steve-O
Piss pin?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh,
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GREASEDAPOLES
has just been the revenge
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
um man. What's Steve's anime that would be suggested to him?
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Steve-O
Oh, dude. I always suggested an anime called Never Stop Shittin'.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ooh.
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Steve-O
And it's ah it's about a guy who just never stops shittin'.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it just puts a mud flap right on the back, huh?
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Steve-O
yeah yeah just the he he used to have to put a mud flap up to stop the the fecal ah tsunami but now
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GREASEDAPOLES
you know what's crazy about that anime too is like the sheer amount of people that suggested it to you because it was me devon john there's everybody on the discord was
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Steve-O
and i was just like no thanks yeah the sevo teary
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't like the art style.
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GREASEDAPOLES
steve you'd really connect with the main character
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he shits constantly.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, his name's Steve-O-san. Steve-O-san.
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GREASEDAPOLES
There's going to be, going to be honest guys, there's going an anime out there for everybody soon.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
think there already is, dude. There's so much anime, dude.
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GREASEDAPOLES
um Like, there's going to be a Chris-san anime, Galani-san anime soon.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Honestly, I feel like the world of anime...
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GREASEDAPOLES
There's going to be a Suara-san anime.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
The world of anime is a literal iceberg.
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Steve-O
hold on.
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Steve-O
let's let's Let's try an exercise real quick.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like...
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Steve-O
So, I'm typing into Google, anime about, and I want you to give me three things that you really like.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
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Steve-O
Each one of you.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Huh. Okay. Fighting.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Body horror.
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Steve-O
Okay, hold on. Body horror. What else?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Giggling.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fighting.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You know, giggling.
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Steve-O
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. I need one more from Chris.
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GREASEDAPOLES
And lasagna.
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Steve-O
that's This is a tough one.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Let's see what you got, babe. What do we got?
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Steve-O
I
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GREASEDAPOLES
Make it two out three. That's fine.
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Steve-O
don't think this is going to give us anything.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, all right, Chris.
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Steve-O
It's no results found.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, damn it.
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Steve-O
No results. this is a but it's a no results found no no results
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GREASEDAPOLES
God damn it. Shit.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait, wait, what about anime about lasagna? Oh, no, you're going get Garfield.
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Steve-O
Anime about lasagna.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh,
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Steve-O
Hold on. Anime about lasagna.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Technically.
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Steve-O
The anime 91 Days features a human lasagna eating scene in episode six.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
shit.
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GREASEDAPOLES
What the fuck does that mean?
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Steve-O
Yeah, it says human lasagna.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You mean.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Is this something
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Steve-O
Okay, hold on. 91 Days is a twisted anime where Fango eats his enemies. In episode six, there is a scene where someone eats human lasagna.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Alright, was this written by Armie Hammerson?
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Steve-O
Some some
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GREASEDAPOLES
Who wrote this?
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Steve-O
some recommend avoiding eating lasagna while watching this scene.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Armie Hammerson Suzuki.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh my god. Army side.
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Steve-O
right.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Armie's on.
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Steve-O
All let's try Let's try this with just one word.
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GREASEDAPOLES
91 days? 91 days.
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Steve-O
So, Devin, what do you want?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh man. and That guy may good one.
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Steve-O
You have to make it a good one. We're trying to custom custom hone it to you.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
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Steve-O
Because Chris has to watch 91 Days...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Spine. Spines.
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GREASEDAPOLES
ninety one days
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Steve-O
My spines. what why do What does spines have to do with you?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't fucking... What am I gonna put? Fighting? Like...
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Steve-O
But no, but what does spines mean?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't spot like, you know, like you're a human spine, a human spine.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Do you like spines?
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Steve-O
But like, what about spines?
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GREASEDAPOLES
me Jeffrey Dahmer?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I like cracking my spine. Oh, chiropractor.
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Steve-O
okay that Okay, that makes more sense.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
is There it is.
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Steve-O
I forgot that you really like to watch spines getting cracked.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yo, is there a chiropractor anime?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. what we' about
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Steve-O
ah The anime Welcome to the Ballroom features an episode where a character visits a chiropractor.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. yeah
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Steve-O
That's all you have.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I will like want like a whole anime about a chiropractor.
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Steve-O
That would be kind of sick, like an art show.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
A shounen anime where it's like a tournament arc.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's, and it's like, It's like they all have like different problems and conflicts and different like things
Captain America Movie Analysis
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GREASEDAPOLES
that he presses and unlocks like helps them solve their problems.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa. yeah Send this to Shonen, Steve. Email Shonen.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, tech shonen jump.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Let's get some money here.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Shonen-san, I need you to...
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GREASEDAPOLES
I watch a chiropractor anime.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, the tournament arc's going to be sick, dude.
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Steve-O
I'm going to type in anime about spines and see if anything comes up.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, well, that's probably more.
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Steve-O
It just doesn't. It just is.
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GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Yeah, okay.
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Steve-O
John.
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Twin Cheaks
Yes.
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Steve-O
and need one thing. I need one thing that you think you could laser focus an anime about. We could try and find for you.
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Twin Cheaks
Fishing.
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Steve-O
Dude, I think you're going to get a lot. I think you're going to get a lot.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Well, here we go. Dark fishing. Horror fishing.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, can should i should i should I pinpoint the fishing?
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Twin Cheaks
ah Competitive deep sea fishing.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh man, that's just whale hunting, isn't it?
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Steve-O
um
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GREASEDAPOLES
Moby Dick.
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Steve-O
competitive fishing um yes the most well-known anime about competitive fishing is called surukichi sanpai also known as fisherman sanpai which follows a young boy named sanpai who is passionate about fishing and competes in various tournaments across japan there go
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, that's just japan Japan's...
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GREASEDAPOLES
The anime.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Japan's a little too into whale hunting, dude.
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Twin Cheaks
Hell yeah. That actually sounds kind of boring.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Fisherman Sanpai.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but it's...
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Steve-O
Devin, you kind of you kind of got the bum end of the deal.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Well, Steve, you got to Steve, you got go.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, well, it ain't there.
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GREASEDAPOLES
What do you got? going to, I got anime about, yeah.
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Steve-O
ah ah You got it? Anime about... um
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Steve-O
Ooh, anime about... Desserts. No, anime about running running an ice cream parlor.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Ice cream parlor.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, while there isn't a dedicated anime solely about running an ice parlor, the closest you get is Suck My Ice Cream Cone, which just translates to ice cream in Japan.
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GREASEDAPOLES
It's a slice of life anime where the main character is often seen enjoying ice cream, with the title itself being about a subtle reference to the treat.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay you know what uh i did so steve uh i i typed in anime about ice cream trucks there's a junji ito episode uh uh junji ito maniac season one episode two uh
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Okay.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Jesus Christ, Devin.
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Steve-O
Oh.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus Christ, Devin.
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Steve-O
I see.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
The idea is that... wait. Hold on. Let me read it.
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GREASEDAPOLES
There's no ice cream on that truck, trust me.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I bet you there is.
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GREASEDAPOLES
i don't think so, Devin.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
and don't know.
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GREASEDAPOLES
It's probably just spirals.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hold on. ah The idea is that an ice cream truck driven by handsome but enigmatic enigmatic man arrives neighborhood, picks up a bunch of local kids, and drives them around.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Pretty fun. Giving them as much free ice cream as they want. Understandable. Which they lick from giant piles. Nobody, including this character, the recently divorced father of a young boy named Tomoki, can figure out why he didn't know.
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GREASEDAPOLES
you
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, it gets a little too specific.
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Steve-O
Oh, what about... Hold on.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Um...
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Steve-O
Let's do another one for you, Devin. Give me another one. Anime about...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
um ah
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GREASEDAPOLES
Eating cereal out of the pot.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, dude, literally the things that are coming to my mind and I don't know where this started, but I'm like, oh, chainsaws. And I'm like, chainsaw, saw man, can't do it.
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Steve-O
man.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You got chainsaw, man.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Superheroes.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, My Hero Academia. um
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Steve-O
Yeah, let's see.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Anime about
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
working out.
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Steve-O
Oh, okay.
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GREASEDAPOLES
There you go
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just do that. Yeah.
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Steve-O
Oh, here we go. Here we go. um While there is no anime about working out specifically, might request you watch Grave of the Fireflies.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Damn it.
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GREASEDAPOLES
go.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm sorry, what?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh!
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Steve-O
ah
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, no, because everybody's super buff in that movie that I remember.
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Steve-O
Yeah, I don't.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, they they worked out to withstand nuclear blast.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, so they could live longer.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Are you sure?
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Steve-O
Their tale of survival is as heartbreaking as it is true to life.
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GREASEDAPOLES
was awful.
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Steve-O
Their muscles rippling. Their bodies aching.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
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GREASEDAPOLES
So strong, the nuclear energy does nothing.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Chris, you said you had a ah game?
00:13:05
Steve-O
i don't know if the say hi is great.
00:13:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:13:06
GREASEDAPOLES
What, I had a game? Oh,
00:13:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Are you at a question for us, you said?
00:13:09
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm curious.
00:13:10
GREASEDAPOLES
oh well, it was Pope-related. um
00:13:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh okay then.
00:13:14
GREASEDAPOLES
And it's incredibly offensive. And it's the following.
00:13:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:13:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Which canceled celebrity would you vote as the new Pope?
00:13:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ooh.
00:13:26
Steve-O
Oh.
00:13:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let me get a list here. you know
00:13:30
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a long list, Devin.
00:13:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
list of cancelled...
00:13:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
celebrities. Let's see. Now we got to get some good ones. Uh, well, you know, there's some damn, I would say, give me Pope JK Rowling.
00:13:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin goes straight to Harvey Weinstein. He just texted me five times, Pope Harvey Weinstein, Pope Harvey Weinstein.
00:13:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, fucking shit, man.
00:13:52
Steve-O
Wow, that's messed up That's messed up.
00:13:53
Twin Cheaks
Ooh.
00:13:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Give me that Pope.
00:13:56
GREASEDAPOLES
This is...
00:13:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hey, Hey,
00:13:56
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, now not quite my tempo. He's just going to keep saying that.
00:13:58
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:13:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let's, ah I'm just saying, hey hey, let's get a Bible that's a pretty good read. How about that, huh?
00:14:04
Steve-O
Hey, you know what?
00:14:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Alright,
00:14:04
Steve-O
You know what?
00:14:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, let me, I want this to be a readable book here.
00:14:05
Steve-O
I got one.
00:14:08
GREASEDAPOLES
what's your Steve?
00:14:09
Steve-O
I'm going to go with the very first canceled celebrity. And that's Jesus Christ himself.
00:14:15
Twin Cheaks
Oh, my God.
00:14:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, he was canceled by the Romans.
00:14:17
Steve-O
I mean, he was canceled. Yeah, you're right. See, Devin's following my picking up what I'm putting down.
00:14:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:14:23
GREASEDAPOLES
You know...
00:14:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They really nailed that guy, dude.
00:14:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Technically, technically you could have picked Socrates because he was like the first, really, before.
00:14:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, come on. What is this fucking...
00:14:30
Steve-O
Oh, come on, Socrates.
00:14:31
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah. Come on. Come
00:14:35
Steve-O
Come on. Come on.
00:14:37
GREASEDAPOLES
on. I'm going to pick Louis C.K. because at least all of the speeches he gives would be hilarious.
00:14:43
Twin Cheaks
What's his Pope name?
00:14:45
GREASEDAPOLES
um
00:14:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Pope Louis, dude. Louis the Pope.
00:14:46
GREASEDAPOLES
but but He keeps Louis.
00:14:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Louis Yeah,
00:14:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, Louis the first.
00:14:52
GREASEDAPOLES
He doesn't change it He's like he's not like
00:14:52
Steve-O
Nope.
00:14:54
GREASEDAPOLES
He doesn't even wear the outfit. It's still the...
00:14:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
JK Rowling's the Pope who lived.
00:14:58
GREASEDAPOLES
He wears the hat, but it's just the black t-shirt and jeans. That's it.
00:15:05
Twin Cheaks
And has to be somebody who was canceled before?
00:15:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There it is.
00:15:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it could be anybody throughout history, really.
00:15:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, I didn't know he had history.
00:15:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve chose Jesus Christ!
00:15:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i guess.
00:15:16
GREASEDAPOLES
God damn it, Devin.
00:15:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Is he
00:15:19
Twin Cheaks
At least he had some type of redemption, though.
00:15:22
GREASEDAPOLES
don't know. I think he just fucking sat around all day.
00:15:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Who?
00:15:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Who, Jesus? Or Louie?
00:15:27
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. No, not Lily. I meant Jesus.
00:15:29
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm talking about Jesus.
00:15:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:15:31
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm talking about Jesus.
00:15:31
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I was talking about Jesus.
00:15:31
Steve-O
i mean
00:15:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
A fucking lazy idiot who sat around and didn't do anything, dude.
00:15:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Fucking sat around for fucking 30 years and do shit.
00:15:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What about Pope Marilyn Manson?
00:15:38
Steve-O
see See, Chris was trying to have us walk right into the heck a a verbal death trap.
00:15:46
GREASEDAPOLES
um Well, Devin did, easily. so I don't mean...
00:15:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:15:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm
00:15:49
GREASEDAPOLES
We already established it.
00:15:50
Steve-O
Chris was wringing his hands going, got one.
00:15:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
just saying, I want an interesting pope.
00:15:56
Twin Cheaks
Who do you think would be...
00:15:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Jesus would be a boring pope, dude.
00:15:59
Twin Cheaks
So, Will Smith. Will Smith.
00:16:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, okay. Will Smith.
00:16:03
Twin Cheaks
What about Will Smith?
00:16:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, man.
00:16:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man.
00:16:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Millenniums. Again.
00:16:07
Twin Cheaks
What about um um Aaron Rodgers?
00:16:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Pope Millennium.
00:16:09
Twin Cheaks
ah Aaron Rodgers.
00:16:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Pope Ayahuasca.
00:16:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Pope RFK Jr.?
00:16:17
Twin Cheaks
Who else has got? I mean, we mentioned Armie Hammer before. you would make a good pope.
00:16:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:16:22
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah he sure would wouldn't he that's I think we you guys did it great you guys answered these wonderfully all these answers are great
00:16:24
Steve-O
He ate all the Cardinals.
00:16:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
they They come in, they just don't come out, dude.
00:16:32
Twin Cheaks
Michael Jackson.
00:16:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
00:16:39
Twin Cheaks
I'm surprised Devin didn't just go go hard on fucking and Kevin Spacey, though. see This was his chance.
00:16:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, dude, you know what? i'm ah I don't think he's canceled.
00:16:47
GREASEDAPOLES
laughing
00:16:49
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:16:51
Twin Cheaks
You don't think Kanye's canceled either. You know, it's fine.
00:16:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Oh, Pope Kanye.
00:16:56
Twin Cheaks
Pope Kanye? Popeye?
00:16:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What's Pope Yee, dude?
00:16:58
Twin Cheaks
Yeezus? Yeezus?
00:16:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Literally.
00:17:00
GREASEDAPOLES
it'll be back he's got plenty of galaxy gas he needs this so we'll be back
00:17:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, my goodness.
00:17:04
Twin Cheaks
Dude, he's fucking...
00:17:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, man, did you hear um Guy Pearce was basically like, oh, yeah, he like definitely tried to take advantage of me to Kevin Spacey during LA Confidential.
00:17:07
Twin Cheaks
Nah, dude.
00:17:17
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah I did
00:17:17
Twin Cheaks
Oh, Kevin Spade. I thought you meant Kanye. I was like, whoa.
00:17:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and LA Confidential, he's like, yeah, he he targeted me a little bit.
00:17:20
Twin Cheaks
Let's go. Here we go.
00:17:25
GREASEDAPOLES
And then I...
00:17:25
Twin Cheaks
Like he tried to grow up on him or something?
00:17:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
then I think he was probably, yeah, you know he didn't get too specific, but ah he was he was probably just like, Kevin Spacey definitely creeped on me.
00:17:29
Twin Cheaks
Like that kind of thing? Damn, Kevin Spacey.
00:17:32
GREASEDAPOLES
I think... Pretty sure Kevin Spacey responded back with, shut your sexy ass up
00:17:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. You know, wasn't weird that my response to hearing that was to literally Google him and to see how attractive he was in LA Confidential.
00:17:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Shut your ass up. What, really?
00:17:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And i was like, checks it out, dude.
00:17:51
GREASEDAPOLES
but really
00:17:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He was a fucking babe in that movie. Dude, Chris, Google Guy Pearce LA Confidential. You'd be like, oh, yeah.
00:17:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I was more into Russell Crowe in that movie, personally.
00:18:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, but like, but like, if we're talking about like, probably Kevin Spacey's type, you know,
00:18:02
GREASEDAPOLES
ah really I to pick.
00:18:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah, okay. I guess, yeah.
00:18:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, put yourself in the mind of...
00:18:12
GREASEDAPOLES
I like a rough trick, like Russell Crowe.
00:18:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah? Little weirdo, dude.
00:18:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. He rips a chair in half that movie.
00:18:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I can't remember, man.
00:18:21
GREASEDAPOLES
It's so cool.
00:18:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's been a minute.
00:18:24
GREASEDAPOLES
mean, it rolls...
00:18:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um But yeah, so yeah we missed a week. ah We were just busy. We were just having fun, guys.
00:18:30
Steve-O
Just living life.
00:18:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay,
00:18:31
Steve-O
Get off our backs.
00:18:32
Twin Cheaks
We were riffing.
00:18:32
GREASEDAPOLES
I was, hey, hey, I was, I was sick.
00:18:33
Twin Cheaks
Riffing.
00:18:35
GREASEDAPOLES
I wasn't having fun.
00:18:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh yeah okay.
00:18:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I had the flu.
00:18:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You are you were fun?
00:18:39
GREASEDAPOLES
All right.
00:18:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I was fine, dude.
00:18:40
Twin Cheaks
I was sick, too. I got i got the flu, too. It was pretty fucking bad.
00:18:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Did you guys caught... Steve, did you catch anything this year yet?
00:18:46
Steve-O
Only thing I caught? Taking a nice salmon in my favorite fishing anime.
00:18:49
Twin Cheaks
An Alaskan salmon.
00:18:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
with Yeah.
00:18:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa, nice.
00:18:53
Twin Cheaks
am i In my anime. my anime.
00:18:54
GREASEDAPOLES
What are are you a bear? Are you a bear?
00:18:57
Steve-O
I catch it with my hands down by the creek.
00:19:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ew. I hate that word, dude.
00:19:02
Steve-O
No, I didn't catch you anything. I got my stuff last year. I'm just hoping I don't get anything this year.
00:19:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah, dude, it's, ah I will say, staying in, not leaving the house, pretty good for your health, apparently.
00:19:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah.
00:19:14
Twin Cheaks
Dude, you went to the fucking Eagles parade.
00:19:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but that was the first, no, no, but that was the first time I left my house in, like, a month.
00:19:16
Twin Cheaks
So you can't say that you stayed in your house.
00:19:20
Twin Cheaks
Okay, but I'm just going to say, like, you can't say that you don't leave. I don't leave my house, you know?
00:19:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:19:25
Steve-O
Dude, you fucked that homeless man in the ass in a dumpster.
00:19:25
GREASEDAPOLES
I...
00:19:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Alright.
00:19:25
Twin Cheaks
But then...
00:19:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but you have, you have,
00:19:28
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but I have a...
00:19:30
GREASEDAPOLES
a
00:19:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah, you have a a fucking, yeah, you get a newbie.
00:19:31
Twin Cheaks
I have a child that goes to school. Yeah, I get it.
00:19:33
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:19:34
Twin Cheaks
I get it
00:19:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Are we all fucking homeless guys in the ass in a dumpster?
00:19:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
In a dumpster? I'm against the dumpster, dude.
00:19:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's what that's what Steve said.
00:19:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Come on.
00:19:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:19:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, Steve likes a little privacy.
00:19:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, enjoys fri I seat.
00:19:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:19:47
GREASEDAPOLES
I go to the gym, and that's where I get sick.
00:19:49
Steve-O
That's where you fuck your guys in the ass.
00:19:50
GREASEDAPOLES
That's where I fuck my guys in the ass.
00:19:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, my goodness.
00:19:56
GREASEDAPOLES
That's why I get sick.
00:19:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's been a minute since I've seen a fucking teed up like that one before. Jesus.
00:20:04
GREASEDAPOLES
that's That's why I got sick. That's why I got sick, guys.
00:20:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Nah, dude.
00:20:07
Twin Cheaks
That's fucking funny.
00:20:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Nah, dude, blame it on somebody you love.
00:20:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Right?
00:20:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, your mom got you sick or something.
00:20:11
Twin Cheaks
Blame it on the ah alcohol.
00:20:12
GREASEDAPOLES
No, she she they got vaccinated. i um My dumb ass didn't get vaccinated this year.
00:20:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh.
00:20:18
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I got. Yeah, I was lazy, dude. Were you lazy, too?
00:20:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, super lazy.
00:20:21
Twin Cheaks
I just didn't do it.
00:20:23
Steve-O
I was like, come on, the flu?
00:20:24
Twin Cheaks
I usually do.
00:20:25
Steve-O
When has that been real?
00:20:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, i i for the past three years, I've been getting that vaccination. and
00:20:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:20:32
GREASEDAPOLES
I would get it, but it wouldn't be that bad. it wouldn't be as bad as it was.
00:20:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:20:37
GREASEDAPOLES
That was awful.
00:20:38
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, saturday Saturday I thought was going to die. Like, i literally thought I was going to die.
00:20:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I did. Listen, i had like, I had something like that in December where like, I just, I remember we podcasted and then my body just shut down. i was like, oh Oh my God. And like, I was, I had the shakes and everything, but I was fine the next day.
00:20:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just that night for a few hours. I just thought death was coming for me.
00:21:04
Twin Cheaks
Did you cough out a Las Plagas like I did?
00:21:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I caught out a few of those.
00:21:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, that's the thing. it wasn't really, i wasn't coughing at all. It was just,
00:21:09
Steve-O
a
00:21:09
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:21:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
had a I must have had a fever, you know.
00:21:11
GREASEDAPOLES
had a few I had a had 102 fever.
00:21:14
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, had 102.9 fever.
00:21:17
GREASEDAPOLES
It's pretty crazy.
00:21:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I don't
00:21:17
GREASEDAPOLES
you
00:21:17
Twin Cheaks
And I was like, I would go to urgent care, but if I drive, I might die.
00:21:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:21:22
Twin Cheaks
Because I can't concentrate on anything right now.
00:21:22
Steve-O
yeah
00:21:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:21:25
Twin Cheaks
So I was like, just going go to bed.
00:21:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, I'm not going lie. I don't have a thermometer. And I just realized that after hearing...
00:21:32
Steve-O
get you into like the ah little like digital gun ones
00:21:35
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, just get one of those.
00:21:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, those are great.
00:21:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like I mean, i guess it was just an odd thing to realize I i don't have. was like, oh.
00:21:42
GREASEDAPOLES
My phone is, can be used as a like, oh, what it called?
00:21:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What the fuck?
00:21:47
GREASEDAPOLES
A contact thermometer. But it's like, so basically, basically there's this like, there's this, it's right under the light on my phone where the light would be.
00:21:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Would you just plop your phone on your forehead? Everybody's sick.
00:21:52
Steve-O
How's that work?
00:21:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Tell me, Google.
00:22:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:22:01
GREASEDAPOLES
It's this little like circle basically.
00:22:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:22:04
GREASEDAPOLES
And you have put it up against your temple and like really close. Like i have to take my glasses off and it's still always like a few degrees off. Like it's never a hundred percent accurate.
00:22:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you're like, I'm either 105 or 98.6. Okay. I
00:22:19
Steve-O
I might be dead.
00:22:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. as one of those
00:22:21
Steve-O
My brain might be boiling.
00:22:23
GREASEDAPOLES
It's within a one or two degrees.
00:22:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:22:27
GREASEDAPOLES
It's not too bad.
00:22:29
GREASEDAPOLES
But yeah, I have the the gun one because I'm an American.
00:22:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like just remember like being really into like really focused on the number on the thermometer. Like Because I think that's all my parents cared about. Like, they didn't care about my actual ailments. They were just like, if it's just 98, like, you're fine.
00:22:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, was when I was a kid, if I didn't have a fever, I was going to school.
00:22:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's you're fine. And I was like, bro, I feel like dog shit, though. and they're like, I don't care. You're fine. and then...
00:23:03
GREASEDAPOLES
I could be barfing and they'd be like, you don't have fever. You go in there.
00:23:07
Steve-O
Go barf in school.
00:23:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Go barf at school.
00:23:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what would suck?
00:23:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:23:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Is, like, I would literally... tried like when I would like just bold face lie to my parents about being sick. I, I put forth so much and it might mainly is just cause like I didn't want to wake up.
00:23:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I just wanted to go to sleep, but then I'm trying so hard to like convince my parents that I'm sick and they're like, fine, you're sick.
00:23:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Oh, yeah. course.
00:23:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then I just be awake because I get the adrenaline of lying and getting away with it.
00:23:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:23:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then I'm just up and I'm like, I guess I get to watch Maury like this sucks.
00:23:42
GREASEDAPOLES
You ruin your own plans. They didn't get prices right.
00:23:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, well but no, because then I still had to like kind of act like I was sick, you know, just, where oh, I'm just going to stay in my room. But don't know, dude, because it was never worth it.
00:23:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, me and John came out stronger physically, mentally, spiritually, emotionally.
00:23:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It was never worth it to me.
00:24:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:24:05
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:24:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Just much stronger men because of it. And we're ready to destroy and devour the world. As we always say, me and John.
00:24:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:24:15
Twin Cheaks
Mm-hmm.
00:24:17
GREASEDAPOLES
So we're good to go. No sickness in us right now that I know of.
00:24:18
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:24:22
Twin Cheaks
Nope.
00:24:23
GREASEDAPOLES
But the only sickness that I really had Over the past weeks. Was a sickness. For the gorge.
00:24:32
Twin Cheaks
Mm.
00:24:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
e
00:24:34
GREASEDAPOLES
And you know what? My sickness. Went away. Because I watched the gorge.
00:24:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Were you engorged while watching it?
00:24:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Of course.
00:24:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I was a little bit.
00:24:46
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean yes.
00:24:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
his
00:24:47
GREASEDAPOLES
They're. ah the The actors. Miles Teller and. Anatella Joy.
00:24:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Are. Sexual chemistry is bubbling to the surface to the first half of that movie. And then they go down into the gorge.
00:24:54
Twin Cheaks
i would have that well
00:25:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
gorge.
00:25:05
Twin Cheaks
They go down on each other.
00:25:07
GREASEDAPOLES
In the gorge.
00:25:07
Twin Cheaks
Oh, i thought that were going to say.
00:25:08
GREASEDAPOLES
In the gorge. In the gorge. um
00:25:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and his gorge
00:25:13
Twin Cheaks
What is the gorge?
00:25:13
GREASEDAPOLES
I...
00:25:13
Twin Cheaks
Like, what is the premise?
00:25:15
GREASEDAPOLES
The premise is... Two highly trained mercenaries, ex-military snipers, are sent to separate watchtowers overlooking a giant gorge covered in a thick layer of fog.
00:25:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
00:25:31
GREASEDAPOLES
They are told very little, only that they have to kill anything that attempts to escape the gorge, and that nobody can contact them out there except for ah ham radio that they have.
00:25:43
Twin Cheaks
It's Dogtown. you're They're looking down at Dogtown. That's what you're saying.
00:25:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, kind of a little bit. ah Yeah, it's there's some things going on down there that aren't kosher. And both ah the American and i guess the Russian government hire separate people to protect them.
00:26:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's ah it was like ah something they, I think, created in the Cold War. It was like a secret agreement. Like, we're going to stay on this side, you stay on that side, and the goal is just don't let anything come out of the gorge.
00:26:14
Twin Cheaks
It's like a DMZ.
00:26:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Basically.
00:26:16
Twin Cheaks
and
00:26:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but it's just like, yeah, it's just, it's, yeah, it's very foggy.
00:26:17
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
00:26:18
GREASEDAPOLES
A DMZ with weird creatures that exist in it.
00:26:21
Twin Cheaks
Oh, Creatures.
00:26:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, it's it's very foggy in there.
00:26:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, creatures. Creatures.
00:26:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You can't see down it. And also, like, in the perimeter, there's like fucking automated Gatling guns and the whole walls are mined and everything like that.
00:26:32
Twin Cheaks
It sounds like Dogtown to me.
00:26:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I guess.
00:26:35
Twin Cheaks
thats That's what it sounds like.
00:26:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:26:37
GREASEDAPOLES
But this night there's weird tree men down there. That's also...
00:26:42
Twin Cheaks
Okay, so it's not...
00:26:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:26:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:26:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So, ah so I'll be honest, the trailer, when I watched the trailer, right, the trailer's like, what's down there?
00:26:43
Twin Cheaks
as like
00:26:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's the difference.
00:26:47
Twin Cheaks
ah
00:26:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And the guy's like, I think it's hell. And you're like, all right. Like, that would kind of be interesting. Just like Gateway to Hell. And that's manned by, you know, these two things.
00:27:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And these two characters.
00:27:04
Twin Cheaks
So it's Blight, so it's Blighttown then, Chris.
00:27:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, 100%. yeah
00:27:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Stop trying to compare it to things that I haven't played.
00:27:08
Twin Cheaks
Okay, so, so that's what it is.
00:27:09
GREASEDAPOLES
That's... That fits perfectly.
00:27:11
Twin Cheaks
Sorry, yeah, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, trying to,
00:27:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Well...
00:27:14
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Blighttown, it seems like that.
00:27:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
what
00:27:16
Twin Cheaks
If you're talking about fucking hell and tree people and poison darts...
00:27:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, listen, to me, yeah. So this movie is very much like it's it's two sections, right? It's like it's the beginning. ah The first half of the movie is basically a burgeoning love story.
00:27:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Getting to know you.
00:27:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
00:27:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Getting to learn all about you.
00:27:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's because, ah you know, they're Anya Taylor-Joy. By the way, Breath of Fresh Air, super thirsty in this She's like horned up, dude.
00:27:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She's like, hey.
00:27:47
Twin Cheaks
Is she ever horned up in anything that she does? I feel like she... is Everything that I've seen her in, she wasn't really that horn.
00:27:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She's...
00:27:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Queen's Gambit.
00:27:54
GREASEDAPOLES
queen
00:27:54
Twin Cheaks
Okay, yeah, she was horny in there.
00:27:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:27:55
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:27:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. And like this one, basically, she's like, hey, I'm bored.
00:27:58
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
00:28:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, what's your name? And Miles Teller's character was like, we're not supposed to contact each other. And she's like, what?
00:28:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Shut the fuck up.
00:28:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fuck you. Whatever. Right. And then, you know, they kind of... But there's a particular moment where it's basically...
00:28:13
Twin Cheaks
Did they ever meet each other in the movie?
00:28:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yes, yes, yes.
00:28:15
Twin Cheaks
Okay. Okay.
00:28:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah But there's a particular moment, right, where she's like had a bad day like because her father basically has has died and she's just like sad. And he's like, hey, what's, you know, they're writing, they're communicating via signs.
00:28:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And he's like, well, I missed you at you know, perimeter check today. And she's like, sorry, had a bad day. I just wish somebody was here to hold me until I felt better. And then, of course, that's like green light for him to shoot a bazooka harpoon across the gorge.
00:28:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And basically, yeah, run around naked and basically have sex.
00:28:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Run around naked. You can see Miles Towers' butt.
00:28:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah, dude, you see them cum gutters for sure, dude.
00:28:56
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:28:56
Twin Cheaks
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
00:28:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah, if you want, just it's in the trailer, I think.
00:29:00
Twin Cheaks
Fuck yeah.
00:29:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
If you just want to quick gutter check. um
00:29:04
GREASEDAPOLES
But after the cum gutters...
00:29:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you know after he's on his way back because they're like i gotta go across the gorge to my side and then he falls in because of you know the movie has to happen i guess uh yeah the plot has to happen but also prior to this you do see them it's these weird creatures that come out and uh they're like some people they're like half tree monsters just kind of whatever the fuck type of
00:29:17
GREASEDAPOLES
clock
00:29:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
just kind of monster-ish designs. ah So clearly not human. And then when they fall into the gorge, Anya Taylor-Joy's character follows him because now they're in love.
00:29:45
Twin Cheaks
you
00:29:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And she goes down there and then it basically becomes a Resident Evil movie where it's just like, how do you make it better?
00:29:52
GREASEDAPOLES
you know how You know how you make this better, Dan? right, so the Gorge exists, right?
00:29:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mm-hmm.
00:29:58
GREASEDAPOLES
And all that stupid Resident Evil stuff, you cut that out, right? You cut it all out.
00:30:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh' Okay.
00:30:03
GREASEDAPOLES
You gut it, you you throw it onto the ground, and you just say that the Gorge is a place where both America and its enemies dump all of their monsters, right?
00:30:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. Throw it out. Yeah.
00:30:16
GREASEDAPOLES
like werewolves and vampires and like Baba Yaga's down there from like Russian folk, like dude just all living down there.
00:30:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Never mind, Chris.
00:30:17
Twin Cheaks
Mm-hmm.
00:30:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You made it better.
00:30:18
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
00:30:19
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:30:21
Twin Cheaks
okay
00:30:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah right. So the issue with that is like they wouldn't be. None of them would be able to be cannon fodder because like they're all too cool.
00:30:35
GREASEDAPOLES
i guess, but like being down there for so long, you could say like they're all aged and weird and mutated
00:30:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. can just see Sweden just dump a truckload of werewolves into a hole.
00:30:41
GREASEDAPOLES
and
00:30:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, what I'm talking about.
00:30:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, i don' I don't know, dude. We just got get rid these guys.
00:30:47
GREASEDAPOLES
you That would make it like, oh, that's really fucking awesome.
00:30:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
God, that is so much better. Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:30:53
GREASEDAPOLES
It would be like Cabin in the Woods, sort of.
00:30:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I doubted you. I apologize. yeah um
00:30:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I was thinking that while I was watching it. And, you know,
00:30:59
Twin Cheaks
I wasn't familiar with your game.
00:31:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:31:02
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:31:03
GREASEDAPOLES
i knew there was something better there, you know, like.
00:31:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. But it but it is it does kind of be... It does like the Resident Evil thing where you're like, oh, it's a science experiment gone wrong. and then And then they hit towards a bunch of stuff that just don't really happen.
00:31:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And you're like, okay. And then the movie... like theyre They're both Mary Sue's.
00:31:25
GREASEDAPOLES
There's
00:31:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, they're fine, and they're just, like, mowing these monsters down. And then there's, like, a moment where, like, Ajit literally crushes Miles Teller's leg, and then he's fine right after.
00:31:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and I'm like, okay, I guess. Sure, why not? And then, uh...
00:31:41
GREASEDAPOLES
there's a lot of plot armor on on both of them.
00:31:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh my god, yeah. and Which is kind of what makes it pretty boring and forgettable. and second like To me, it was interesting because it's it's like it's a fun concept, right? We can't really talk.
00:31:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We just can't give you signs. They're both likable to some extent.
00:32:00
GREASEDAPOLES
thought miles teller was a little under like he's under acting i'd see i don't get him very much yeah well he's really he's killing it in that movie because he's like emoting he's killing it
00:32:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then it's just... He's... i mean, he's underactive. When isn't he, you know?
00:32:10
Twin Cheaks
When he's playing drums, Devin.
00:32:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:12
Twin Cheaks
That's when he's not underacting.
00:32:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:32:17
Twin Cheaks
Wait, say that again? Fantastic Four... Fantastic Four... No, no, no.
00:32:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:32:22
Twin Cheaks
Talk about what he hit his line in Fan Four Stick.
00:32:23
GREASEDAPOLES
oh yeah his his deliveries man i don't know man i don't know
00:32:24
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:32:25
Twin Cheaks
but of Wait, say that again?
00:32:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Like...
00:32:31
Twin Cheaks
That shit's been coming up.
00:32:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. He's just not, ah he's, he's like an, like generally an understated actor. I think, I don't think he's like, yeah.
00:32:37
Twin Cheaks
It's fantastic.
00:32:37
GREASEDAPOLES
that's That's why I didn't really like the first half that all that much. Because I didn't... Like, she's given it all.
00:32:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:32:44
GREASEDAPOLES
And he's sort of like... Maybe.
00:32:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, but that's what I found, I guess, amusing.
00:32:48
Twin Cheaks
top gun Top Gun Maverick.
00:32:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think that's what I found amusing about it is like, she's like, I don't care how, like, I'll be honest.
00:32:53
Twin Cheaks
but
00:32:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Maybe.
00:32:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It could have been anyone and she was going to be trying. Jack Black could have been over there. She's like, I don't, ah I'm fucking, I'm worked up, dude.
00:33:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:33:04
GREASEDAPOLES
he's very charismatic though and he's very
00:33:05
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I want to ride you like a surfboard.
00:33:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm on this, I'm on this gorge for a year. I need some, I need some gorge, dude. No, but it's like,
00:33:15
GREASEDAPOLES
and Sigourney Weaver's in this of she she plays the same character that she played in Cabin in the Woods in this movie
00:33:17
Steve-O
Sigourjee Weaver.
00:33:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:33:18
Twin Cheaks
Hell yeah.
00:33:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'll be honest.
00:33:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
When I see her... When I see that she's in a movie like this, I'm like, it's bad. It's just like...
00:33:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. She just... I don't like when she just plays like evil suit woman in a suit.
00:33:39
Steve-O
They did that for the defenders.
00:33:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Yep.
00:33:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, that was like...
00:33:41
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:33:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I feel like the start of it.
00:33:42
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:33:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
was like, I hate this. Like, I hate... When she does work like that, because it just means like, I just, I don't think she's ever done it in a movie.
00:33:51
Twin Cheaks
you
00:33:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's good with the exception of cabin.
00:33:55
GREASEDAPOLES
i She is, she's like, she's physically imposing. And I think that's why she gets a lot of villain roles. Like I,
00:34:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What's she like? Six, six.
00:34:07
GREASEDAPOLES
She's big. She's a big girl. like That's why I think she gets those roles in general.
00:34:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:34:13
GREASEDAPOLES
know But yeah. It's just kind of... She's so forgettable in this.
00:34:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, she's just like, yeah, it literally a role that could have been played by anyone. It's that unimportant in the movie. And then, like, of course, she has to go in the helicopter to try to blow them all up.
00:34:31
Twin Cheaks
you
00:34:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And, you know, when you're a sniper, it just means you're good at everything. parent
00:34:36
GREASEDAPOLES
hurt Her...
00:34:36
Steve-O
Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
00:34:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, go ahead, Steve.
00:34:38
Steve-O
You go first. You go first.
00:34:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, her i just want to say her death is extremely forgettable and almost like it happens off screen.
00:34:47
Steve-O
ah like and Then she died.
00:34:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it was just like, ah yeah, yeah.
00:34:50
Steve-O
And you're like, what?
00:34:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I think, ah
00:34:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, basically, that's kind of what happened.
00:34:54
Steve-O
The hell?
00:34:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah.
00:34:55
GREASEDAPOLES
And you're like, okay, no more villain.
00:34:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i So I think, Chris, I think both kills. It's a kill for me.
00:35:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:35:01
Steve-O
Kills all around.
00:35:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Kills all around, dude.
00:35:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:35:03
Steve-O
They're promoting it like it's the next best thing. So thank you for saving me ah um of a watch.
00:35:06
Twin Cheaks
Gorge.
00:35:08
GREASEDAPOLES
It's just so forgettable.
00:35:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Listen, if you got Apple TV, if you got Apple TV Plus and you're bored, like, it's not the worst thing ever, but
00:35:10
Twin Cheaks
Gorge.
00:35:15
Steve-O
oh
00:35:15
GREASEDAPOLES
It's not wolves.
00:35:17
Steve-O
I'll just rewatch the most recent episode of Severance again.
00:35:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that I didn't see.
00:35:22
GREASEDAPOLES
That's all that's on there, man.
00:35:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, man.
00:35:24
Twin Cheaks
Gorge.
00:35:27
Steve-O
Tell me about this.
00:35:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, you watched that!
00:35:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, you watched trap.
00:35:28
Twin Cheaks
that's where
00:35:28
Steve-O
You said you're watching Trap.
00:35:29
Twin Cheaks
yeah i watched the trap yesterday
00:35:31
GREASEDAPOLES
You fell in the trap.
00:35:33
Twin Cheaks
ah fell in the trap baby
00:35:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I haven't seen it is it no well that's i was afraid to watch it.
00:35:36
Twin Cheaks
Oh, you haven't seen it, Devin? Oh, I was going to talk to you about it.
00:35:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and
00:35:42
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm very curious, John. I have one very pressing question.
00:35:44
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
00:35:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah I'm glad i'm glad you you took the leap here.
00:35:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Is it as bad as everybody says it is?
00:35:51
Twin Cheaks
Okay, so here here, this is... The impression I got from the reviews is that it's, like, unwatchable, right?
00:35:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Right.
00:35:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:35:59
Twin Cheaks
It's not...
00:35:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Bad dialogue.
00:35:59
Twin Cheaks
I don't think it's... I don't think it's unwatchable.
00:36:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Bad dialogue.
00:36:01
Twin Cheaks
The dialogue is bad. The, uh... The, um... the pacing is, like, is pretty fucking bad in the movie, because it's just, like, it's all, like, the and the driving engine of the movie is this fucking concert, and it's basically, like, you could tell, like, M. Night is just, like, trying to promote his daughter's singing career.
00:36:22
Twin Cheaks
Like, it's obvious.
00:36:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, is that what it was?
00:36:24
Twin Cheaks
i but I'm pretty sure, because that's his daughter, and, like, like, the whole thing is this concert. Like, that's, like, basically the entire movie, and, um, it's just, like,
00:36:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:36:36
Twin Cheaks
It doesn't go full in on the serial killer thing. You know? Like, it's not... It's not violent at all.
00:36:44
GREASEDAPOLES
It's toothless.
00:36:45
Twin Cheaks
It's a little toothless, I would say. ah Josh Hartnett's actually pretty good in it. Like, I'm actually, like, surprised how much I like his performance. Just because, you know, he's pretty good in it.
00:36:57
Twin Cheaks
So, I mean, yeah I feel like him by himself is is worth the watch alone.
00:37:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:37:03
Twin Cheaks
But they didn't... Like... I think somebody was saying in the Discord, like... There is a... twist, I guess? But, like, the main thing is, like, is what you already know.
00:37:15
Twin Cheaks
Which is, like, he's a serial killer. Trapped some dude in the basement.
00:37:19
GREASEDAPOLES
who Who's the antagonist? Who's is the, like, his...
00:37:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The police.
00:37:25
Twin Cheaks
That's the thing.
00:37:25
GREASEDAPOLES
It's just the police?
00:37:25
Twin Cheaks
It's fucking... It's just made-up fucking Halloween character. It's the fucking FBI guy from Halloween. But it's this woman...
00:37:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
00:37:33
Twin Cheaks
who's caught, me she's caught 10 of these guys before. Like that, yeah like that's, that's how they introduce her is like, and like she, this girl, Dr.
00:37:36
GREASEDAPOLES
oh
00:37:43
Twin Cheaks
Josephine, whatever, ah has caught 10 serial killers like this before. So they brought her in. She's a professor at MIT or whatever, whatever, whatever the fuck she she is.
00:37:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:37:54
Twin Cheaks
She has no, like, there's no, like, you know, her whole existence in the movie is just to tell people what to do so they can catch him. And the thing is, like, what she's doing isn't really genius, like, at all.
00:38:07
Twin Cheaks
Like, it's not like there's this elaborate scheme that, like, that has all these mathematical equations on on how they, like, it's not interesting how they how they how they trap the guy.
00:38:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, it's not like intricate, intricate and clever.
00:38:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's not like clever. Yeah, it's not clever.
00:38:20
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's like, oh, we have a profile on this on the guy, so we're gonna we're just going to grab everybody that fits the profile that's at the concert and question
00:38:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm. Hmm.
00:38:29
Twin Cheaks
Like, that's it.
00:38:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:38:30
Twin Cheaks
It's not like there's no... you know There's no Mindhunters in it.
00:38:34
Steve-O
Yeah, I thought it was like a big sting against the one guy.
00:38:36
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, that's what I'm that's what i'm saying. like that's what that's what I feel like that's what the trailer was like trying to like make you think. is like oh yeah The trap is like... this like it's it's That's the name of the fucking movie. so like let's like Let's go deep into how they fucking the mechanisms of this this scheme of how of how they're going to catch this guy.
00:38:57
Steve-O
Was the trap that he set the trap?
00:38:57
Twin Cheaks
But like...
00:38:59
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:39:01
Twin Cheaks
Well, I'm not, I don't, I don't want to say any, I like, the thing is like, i like, like, it's just like, it's kind of like, what I will say is like, it's, is it's shallow and it's not really like, um and and and it's kind of annoying because like the, the premise is actually kind of cool, right?
00:39:02
Steve-O
yeah
00:39:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:39:14
GREASEDAPOLES
that sucks
00:39:19
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah like listen John when I when I first saw that trailer I remember I think I even said it on the podcast like I was like wouldn't be cool if this is like split and like the FBI profiler that's following him is Helly Joe Osmond's character from Sixth Sense like he's the one that can like see dead people and he knows that
00:39:19
Twin Cheaks
Like, like it's actually kind of cool.
00:39:19
Steve-O
yeah
00:39:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that trailer much trailer ruled, dude, yeah.
00:39:42
GREASEDAPOLES
he can see the dead people around the serial killer that's at the concert. If he just sees it, like, you know what i mean?
00:39:47
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:39:48
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:39:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Like I thought there was going to be that cool layer to it.
00:39:48
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:39:51
Twin Cheaks
It's not like, and that's the thing, like they could have went that way and it would have been really cool if they just, if, if M night decided not to make a big commercial for his daughter's singing career and just like, you know, and then went full, went full. Cause like, it's not like he's, you know, we we've seen good movies of his, not like he's like ah ah incapable of making a good movie, you know, like,
00:40:13
Twin Cheaks
And they what really sucks is, like, the idea and the premise is really cool. But, like, they he just didn't go... He didn't fully come commit to the to to what what should have been...
00:40:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's so odd because he like fully commits to a lot of shit.
00:40:24
Twin Cheaks
He usually goes... Yeah, he usually goes in... Yeah, to to his own, you know...
00:40:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
To his detriment, yeah.
00:40:29
Twin Cheaks
To his own fucking... Yeah, exactly.
00:40:31
Steve-O
That beach made people old.
00:40:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:40:33
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:40:34
Twin Cheaks
ah like, Josh Hartnett plays a really... He plays a really good, like, slippery, slime slimery, like... dude that can get out of anything. Like, like that's the whole thing.
00:40:46
Twin Cheaks
But like, it's just like the premise of the movie is where it falls short.
00:40:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:40:51
Twin Cheaks
The whole trap thing is like, you know, is really shallow. So disappointing.
00:40:55
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, that's what that that's what old was to see. Brought it up.
00:41:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but at least Old does kind of go there, you know?
00:41:00
GREASEDAPOLES
know,
00:41:02
Twin Cheaks
ah
00:41:03
GREASEDAPOLES
it It goes too far. Sure.
00:41:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, don't know. Trap seems like he was afraid to go the Old route.
00:41:10
GREASEDAPOLES
I personally, I i just, I'm always hesitant whenever he writes anything nowadays. Like I know it's just not going to be good.
00:41:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, he's not good at it. He is just not.
00:41:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I mean, the the main... the I think the the main, like... um
00:41:27
Twin Cheaks
Takeaway, I think, is that it's PG-13, first off. So you know it's not really gonna be, like...
00:41:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:41:34
Twin Cheaks
It's not gonna be hardcore, you know? And when you when you combine a PG-13 and, like, trying to capture a serial killer, like...
00:41:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it doesn't fit at all.
00:41:43
Twin Cheaks
How how far could you go with that, you know?
00:41:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
who
00:41:46
Twin Cheaks
So... Like, it's it's it's actually it's it's pretty disappointing because, like I said, the premises the premise is really cool and they just, you know, didn't go fully in.
00:41:58
Twin Cheaks
But you should... yeah It's not unwatchable, so I'll tell you that much.
00:42:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:42:01
Twin Cheaks
It's kind of like a... um Like, Sam liked it.
00:42:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay
00:42:06
Twin Cheaks
So, like... But, like, it's like, you know, it's probably because, like, the the general vibe is kind of like a... Like, if if if they made Hallmark...
00:42:17
Twin Cheaks
like, like thrillers, like a hallmark serial killer thriller, you know?
00:42:21
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Oh, Jesus. You've turned me off by that alone.
00:42:27
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. I mean, and that's the thing. Like, you yeah mean, you would see it if you watched it. So, and that's the thing is like, i don't know, like even like, it's not even, and I mean, it's, it's definitely a kill, and but like super kill.
00:42:33
GREASEDAPOLES
So what do you... You get MFK.
00:42:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
00:42:42
Twin Cheaks
Um, might be the worst movie of his that I've watched. M.
00:42:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Man, I don't know.
00:42:49
Twin Cheaks
Night. Name some movies.
00:42:50
GREASEDAPOLES
The happening... The Happening is the worst.
00:42:52
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah. The Happening was pretty bad.
00:42:53
Steve-O
Oh, the happening.
00:42:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah, wait, did you watch Old, Jon?
00:42:56
Twin Cheaks
i didn't watch old.
00:42:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, you should watch Old, man.
00:42:59
Twin Cheaks
But like the.
00:42:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I think i think The Happening is worse than old.
00:43:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I've actually, I have anything I've never seen, actually.
00:43:02
Twin Cheaks
A lot of people. a lot of people really hated The Village, but I actually liked The Village. I actually thought.
00:43:07
GREASEDAPOLES
The Village isn't half bad.
00:43:09
Twin Cheaks
actually like.
00:43:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I feel like she's good in hindsight compared to his other ones, but...
00:43:09
Twin Cheaks
I actually like that movie.
00:43:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yes. And Lady of the Water, or Lady whatever that one, with Paul Giamatti. Oh, God. with the lady of the lake and the pool.
00:43:21
Steve-O
i forgot about that.
00:43:21
GREASEDAPOLES
did like The
00:43:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:43:22
Steve-O
oh my God.
00:43:23
Twin Cheaks
what was What was the other one? The the Visit?
00:43:27
GREASEDAPOLES
In theaters?
00:43:27
Steve-O
The visit was good.
00:43:27
Twin Cheaks
That's a good movie.
00:43:28
Steve-O
that was his That was his pull up.
00:43:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Visit rule. I love the visit.
00:43:29
Steve-O
Yeah, he was like he's like bringing it back up when he did that.
00:43:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:43:30
GREASEDAPOLES
i did like them as
00:43:30
Twin Cheaks
That's a good movie. That's a good movie.
00:43:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Everybody went, oh, he's coming.
00:43:35
Twin Cheaks
Or, um... And Devil? Did you guys watch Devil?
00:43:38
Steve-O
He produced Devil. But I do remember watching Devil with you.
00:43:44
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, we watched that together, right?
00:43:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. We watched that together. Yeah.
00:43:46
Steve-O
Yeah, that...
00:43:46
GREASEDAPOLES
and theater so
00:43:46
Twin Cheaks
And that was that was the elevator movie.
00:43:47
Steve-O
No, not in theaters.
00:43:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:43:49
Steve-O
It was the elevator from hell.
00:43:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Weird.
00:43:50
Twin Cheaks
That was the... Yeah. Yeah. Is that called Devil? Yeah, it was called Devil, right?
00:43:54
Steve-O
It was called Devil. You're right.
00:43:55
GREASEDAPOLES
I remember that.
00:43:56
GREASEDAPOLES
i
00:43:56
Steve-O
Because remember we were all super interested when we saw the trailer.
00:43:59
Steve-O
And then the second it was like, M. Night Shyamalan. We all went, aww!
00:44:05
Twin Cheaks
yeah
00:44:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, like, the crowd, I remember in the theater, the audience literally groaned. They were like, oh, fuck. God damn
00:44:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, Trap did not do well, so he, I don't know what's happened with him.
00:44:16
Twin Cheaks
He might, yeah.
00:44:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it.
00:44:18
GREASEDAPOLES
and Maybe his daughter is going to be directing movies. i the watch The Watchers.
00:44:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, she did. She did a movie. Yeah, which I think people are like, it's okay.
00:44:26
Twin Cheaks
The Watchers.
00:44:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I was, yeah.
00:44:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Was that the same daughter that was singing in Trap?
00:44:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't, yeah, I'm not sure.
00:44:32
Twin Cheaks
What's her name? The director.
00:44:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
uh let's see
00:44:37
Twin Cheaks
ah No, that's a different. I think that's different.
00:44:39
GREASEDAPOLES
That's his other daughter?
00:44:39
Twin Cheaks
I think she's older.
00:44:42
Steve-O
She went to the beach, maybe.
00:44:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh...
00:44:47
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Ishana Shyamalan.
00:44:48
GREASEDAPOLES
You gotta swim through that coral asshole to reverse the beach powers.
00:44:50
Twin Cheaks
And then...
00:44:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:44:52
GREASEDAPOLES
That's how it works, Steve.
00:44:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:44:55
Steve-O
Swim through the corridor.
00:44:57
GREASEDAPOLES
And then they a bunch people watch you while you do it.
00:45:01
Steve-O
That's the Resident Evil end of that movie.
00:45:01
GREASEDAPOLES
the yeah Basically, yes. Shalika.
00:45:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, I...
00:45:03
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, and then the the girl, Salika Shyamalan, is...
00:45:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:45:08
GREASEDAPOLES
<unk>ka
00:45:08
Twin Cheaks
And he, like, gives... I just, I don't know, man. It's not, like, it's clearly, like... It was clearly a Nepo movie.
00:45:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
00:45:17
Twin Cheaks
Like, that's, like, it's, you know?
00:45:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:45:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
that's the That's a bummer. Like, I mean, whatever, I guess. But...
00:45:23
Twin Cheaks
Like, he used this really cool premise to make a fucking Nepo commercial for his daughter, so...
00:45:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Well.
00:45:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what's irritating is ah ah apparently she just goes by Salika. Like, that has just turned her.
00:45:34
Twin Cheaks
Oh, because she's too embarrassed?
00:45:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She's no last name. I mean, I'm a pop star. No last name. Salika. Call me Salika.
00:45:40
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't mind that actually. It's sort of like Nicolas Cage not being Nicolas Coppola.
00:45:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:45:46
GREASEDAPOLES
You know.
00:45:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I think it's just.
00:45:48
Twin Cheaks
Is he a Coppola?
00:45:49
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:45:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:45:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:45:50
Steve-O
Or Emilio Estevez.
00:45:52
Twin Cheaks
Wait, like, Francis Ford is his dad?
00:45:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:45:55
GREASEDAPOLES
His uncle, I think. If I remember correctly.
00:45:58
Twin Cheaks
And he just went with Luke Cage because Luke Cage.
00:46:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. He didn't want to he didn't want to use his the name, the family name, to propel himself.
00:46:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I'll be honest, Nicolas Cage must have been the worst kid ever. Like, not like a bad... But, like, they must have oh, this kid's so cringe, dude. He's so weird.
00:46:14
Steve-O
Dad, I want to be Superman.
00:46:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, so... Yeah.
00:46:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:46:17
Twin Cheaks
yeah Name me Kal-El, Dad.
00:46:19
Steve-O
But...
00:46:19
Twin Cheaks
Rename me the Kal-El.
00:46:19
GREASEDAPOLES
i think he got I think he got pretty far in the beginning of his career on his looks. Because he was pretty handsome and he was like built. He was like jacked.
00:46:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:46:29
GREASEDAPOLES
But then he like I think people just listened to him in a lot of movies and they were like, what the fuck is wrong with this person? This guy is nuts.
00:46:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, so Nicolas Cage's father is August Coppola, who's Francis Ford's brother.
00:46:44
Twin Cheaks
So why isn't sophia why isn't it Sophia Cage?
00:46:44
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean...
00:46:47
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah ah
00:46:47
Twin Cheaks
Why didn't she do the the same thing?
00:46:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah She needed the bump.
00:46:51
GREASEDAPOLES
She's a fucking bitch.
00:46:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
just
00:46:52
GREASEDAPOLES
That's why.
00:46:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man.
00:46:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Nepo bitch.
00:46:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Jesus. Damn. ah You know, I saw... i saw ah and unfortunately a bad movie. um I saw Bully Shack.
00:47:07
Twin Cheaks
I saw Goodfellas.
00:47:08
Steve-O
I saw Goodfellas.
00:47:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I saw no phone.
00:47:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, son of bitch.
00:47:09
Steve-O
Oh, my God.
00:47:10
Twin Cheaks
i saw Goodfellas.
00:47:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, I saw Captain America Brave New World last week.
00:47:11
Twin Cheaks
Pretty bad. Kill.
00:47:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, I forgot about that.
00:47:15
Steve-O
oh
00:47:17
GREASEDAPOLES
That you saw that.
00:47:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I'm not letting you get away with it.
00:47:18
GREASEDAPOLES
God damn it.
00:47:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Yeah, and I think I was hopeful for this movie, and then the reviews came out. I think I said like 65%
00:47:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
think I was telling people, I was like, you know, if this is like a 65, it's a win just based off of the reshoots and the stories all that.
00:47:31
Twin Cheaks
ah Yeah, it was there cutoff. Yeah.
00:47:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And um I saw it and I just like, it really was not good. And I think I'm more down on it than a lot, even though I think it's generally not a good movie. But
00:47:51
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, a lot of... lot I feel like a lot of people are just like...
00:47:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it just felt, dude.
00:47:54
Twin Cheaks
I don't know if they feel bad. i don't know if they feel bad and they... Or they just didn't didn't expect much.
00:48:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah dude You know what?
00:48:01
Twin Cheaks
of it but like people are like it's not bad
00:48:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like... It's it's not good. um And i I do think it is bad, unfortunately. It's just like... You can tell the plot is just like awkward. It's just like really convoluted.
00:48:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And the plot's really just like... The leader's really smart. So he's just like... Can kind of calculate what... You know, you're gonna do. Because he's just intelligent.
00:48:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah But then there's like... They just kind of muddy it up. And honestly, I think it's because of reshoots. I think it's because they rewrote the script like two or three times and reshot it a bunch. and you know it's just it just felt like a Saturday morning show.
00:48:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like it just It was really surface level and corny. And I'll be honest, I do not think Harrison Ford was good in it at all. I think he was pretty bad in it.
00:48:57
Twin Cheaks
How dare you?
00:48:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Because it's just like, oh you're you know you're Ross, you're President Ross, and and you're you're you're a psycho. like Basically, it's like they they have a scene where ah they're like cutting to a...
00:49:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think it was like after the whole Hulk incident happened in Harlem and he's just like freaking out and he like kicks a TV over and stuff and they're like, oh man, like you think his his ah emotional rage issues are going to affect him during the presidency?
00:49:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And, you know, he's trying to show that he changed, he shaved the mustache, but he's just generally still pretty much a prick. Like he's just kind of feels like a Trump stand-in to be perfectly honest.
00:49:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um And it's just like the whole movie is like, oh when's he going to freak out? And as somebody who's seen the trailers, you know what's going happen when he freaks out, even though, you know, nobody in the movie or film is supposed to know.
00:50:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like he just kind of he was sick.
00:50:04
Twin Cheaks
Because they gave it cause they gave it away in the in the trailer.
00:50:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, they gave it away, but it was like in the movie, he got sick and he was going to die and he made a secret spoilers for his fucking terrible movie. ah And he was goingnna he was going to die and that kind of explains why he was like working with the leader to give him these these pills that were going to save him and then of course the leader's like, oh, I basically was just like feeding you Hulk genes and now you have to take these drugs. But you also turn into a giant rage monster.
00:50:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Did anybody in the movie say Hulkamaniac?
00:50:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sadly, no. No. Because it's like it's like not Hulk related at all until the very end of the movie.
00:50:39
GREASEDAPOLES
God damn it.
00:50:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, that's the annoying part. There's um the actor. Oh, God, Chris. Do you know do you know his name? The Breaking Bad actor?
00:50:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Who? Giancarlo Esposito.
00:50:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Esposito.
00:50:56
Twin Cheaks
Just say Gus Fring.
00:50:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's it.
00:50:57
Twin Cheaks
That's all you got to say.
00:50:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right. Sure. Gus Fring. Yeah.
00:50:59
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:50:59
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:51:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah You know, he plays, like, the villain that apparently was, like, entirely at it in reshoots in The Serpent Society.
00:51:09
Twin Cheaks
What was worse, this one or or his Star Wars character?
00:51:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Oof.
00:51:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Man. Yeah. I'd say this one...
00:51:18
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
00:51:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
a
00:51:19
Twin Cheaks
Because it's clearly they just added him for whatever.
00:51:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, like, dude, it's just like the whole movie. And I hate, I hate how this going to come across, but like the whole movie is just like me going, yeah, Steve Rogers, like would clear this, like not an issue at all. And that's kind of the point, but also not really.
00:51:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um it felt like in gladiator two, when all they did was just talk about how great Russell Crowe was. And i was like, all right, but he's not here. So let's, let's see this movie.
00:51:46
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll tell you this, Devin, when I read ah but like the some of the behind-the-scenes shit about Harrison Ford and all that other stuff, but I read something in particular. They said when they got Giancarlo Esposito, they were like, oh, we got him. Let's shoot a thing for him.
00:52:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:52:03
GREASEDAPOLES
like There was no intention to even have
00:52:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There's literally...
00:52:05
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man. So they're just winging it.
00:52:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
dude there's there's like two action scenes there's two action scenes that were at it with him because he's like a big...
00:52:08
Twin Cheaks
They're winging it.
00:52:09
GREASEDAPOLES
They were winging it.
00:52:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's like the big deal villain in the film. You know? plays Sidewinder, I think. Like, you know, just kind of a throwaway Marvel serpent.
00:52:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Serpent Society is not throwaway, Devin.
00:52:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
00:52:27
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:52:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
he is for sure. But there's a scene where like fucking Sam Wilson is driving and, you know, he just trying to get to trying to find out the details about something. And ah Gus Frank basically attacks like blow shoots out of up his car, his like fucking Ford Ranger or whatever. And it's just like, why is Sam Wilson Captain America? He's driving around in a like a shitty SUV and that like Not bulletproof.
00:52:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Not any sort of trauma resist. Think about like Nick Fury's car.
00:53:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'm like, what the fuck? And then he just blows up the car. And then just kind of beats the shit out of Sam Wills. Until, of course, he loses. um But it's just like... I don't know. it's just It doesn't have anything there. The stakes aren't high.
00:53:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Nothing feels like it's... elevate it at all and again it's like the leader is literally just like Captain America ah you foiled my plans it's really yeah it's like
00:53:26
GREASEDAPOLES
How are the... How are the...
00:53:36
GREASEDAPOLES
how how were the How were the action scenes outside of you saying that Steve Rogers would beat everybody up faster?
00:53:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
the not good ah choppy choppy, ugly, messy like just felt like they shot it in three weeks or whatever the fuck
00:53:44
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Okay. Chubby.
00:53:49
GREASEDAPOLES
a
00:53:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Um, honestly, the best action scene that holds up, like, I'll be honest, it's impressive across the board is the Red Hulk fight. Um, yeah.
00:54:00
GREASEDAPOLES
The last scene.
00:54:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it's weird because in the trailers, they show the stuff that looks the absolute worst, right? It's like, if you look at the trailer and you're just like, wow, that's a, that's a green screen. why is this in the trailer?
00:54:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, this is just poor looking. ah But like when he's moving and the fight's happening, it looks good. And there's like a story they're telling, like, because he has vibranium wings, which can cut the hole.
00:54:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then, you know, they store the energy. And that's how he's like using it to just not get pasted immediately. And, you know, it's it's honestly, it's a pretty enjoyable watch.
00:54:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's just amazing. Happens in the last five minutes of the movie. And it's just, and it's kind of after everything was, you know, after they quote unquote win the day.
00:54:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Right. ah Cause he doesn't turn into a rage monster while like Japan and America were, are trying to take over the Island that happened. The celestial Island, which is now all Adamantium.
00:55:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
uh you know it's just oh my god dude and there's so many scenes that are just like exposition that just fill you in on the 30 plus hours of stuff that you might not have watched and it's very obvious it's like not subtle it's not well done it's unnecessary yeah it's just yeah it's unnecessary it's like we don't need to i don't fucking need to know this and honestly um
00:55:21
GREASEDAPOLES
It's all exposition, constant constant exposition.
00:55:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's in Falcon and the Winter Soldier, but, ah you know, Cap's sidekick. And if he's straight up, like, sidekick. He's annoying. He's the techie one.
00:55:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's like, oh, isn't it kind of weird that you guys, like...
00:55:44
Twin Cheaks
Wait, which robin which Robin would he be?
00:55:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's fucking Tim Drake with...
00:55:49
Twin Cheaks
Jason?
00:55:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, no, yeah, he's Jason.
00:55:50
Twin Cheaks
What? ah We liked him.
00:55:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm sorry, no, he's Jason. He's Jason.
00:55:53
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
00:55:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, he, like, he's just... He's just annoying, dude, and... And the last thing that, or and this is by no means in order or anything like that, but there's one of the scenes where they run, yeah Isaiah Bradley is kind of ah ah factor in this movie.
00:56:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And there's a scene where Isaiah Bradley gets like brainwashed and tries to kill Harrison Ford. It's kind of what sets the movie off. And Isaiah Bradley, if you don't know, has the super soldier serum.
00:56:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's like the one they, the first Captain America, of the one they kind of experimented on. And, you know, he could still like,
00:56:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, they like my Manchurian candidate him?
00:56:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but like, dude, there's so there's a scene and it really reminded me of ah the Irishman because he's like tries to shoot him, breaks out and he's just running out of the White House.
00:56:32
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:56:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But it very much like that actor is not a young man. That guy is like old and it looked like this dude was like huffing and puffing.
00:56:46
GREASEDAPOLES
oh
00:56:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I was like, this guy looks like he's running like a 75 year old man, probably because he's like a 75 year old man. And I'm like, yeah, this is a super soldier. This is this guy.
00:57:02
GREASEDAPOLES
It was like watching Samuel Jackson run in Captain Marvel when they tried to make him older and younger.
00:57:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude, it it was like it was like watching Robert De Niro beat that guy up in the Irishman.
Marvel and Karate Kid Discussions
00:57:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You're like, you're clearly an old man. Like just fuck, dude. So it just. Despite all that, it's not like the worst thing I've ever seen or anything like that, but it's just like it felt cheap.
00:57:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
At points looked very cheap. Nothing was elevated. no great performances.
00:57:29
Twin Cheaks
Ironically, it was very expensive.
00:57:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I know, right?
00:57:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. I know. Right.
00:57:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Super expensive.
00:57:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. And yeah, I guess. And dude, the, the theater was packed when we saw it and I got out and, you know, went to the bathroom and all that. And it was just a lot of guys just going like looking at each other, just going.
00:57:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Okay. Like nobody, nobody wanted to like walked out of this and join it.
00:57:54
GREASEDAPOLES
You see, Devin, Devin, I think this is Marvel playing 4D chess, personally.
00:57:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Cause,
00:57:59
GREASEDAPOLES
and Ox, Ox point.
00:58:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Of course, of course.
00:58:01
GREASEDAPOLES
I, this diarrhea that sprayed the bowl that just came out is going to make the turd that is Thunderbolts that slops out looking better.
00:58:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
How dare you?
00:58:16
GREASEDAPOLES
What is what? Smart. That's good marketing.
00:58:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't know. Hey, you know, though, ah apparently it's three number one in the box office for three weekends in a row. So.
00:58:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, Hey, anything's possible.
00:58:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you know Beat out Paddington in Peru.
00:58:31
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah China, on the other hand, said, fuck you.
00:58:32
Steve-O
Amen.
00:58:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I don't... I'll be honest, some of it might be that. just like I'm just kind of down on America right now. This bums me out little bit.
00:58:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, ah apparently there is a Chinese blockbuster, Chinese produced blockbuster that is very popular in China called, oh man.
00:58:53
Twin Cheaks
Nija 2 or whatever.
00:58:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. Yes. You know, you've heard about that.
00:58:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:58:56
Twin Cheaks
That's like, all I heard was that it's like the most expensive movie ever made. That's what I heard.
00:59:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Chris went, oh, you've heard.
00:59:02
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm interested because like I kind of want to watch it. i want to watch the first one and and obviously the second that's popular and the most expensive movie ever made.
00:59:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and it animated? It looks animated.
00:59:13
GREASEDAPOLES
i have no idea. i really don't know much about it.
00:59:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:59:15
Twin Cheaks
yeah all yeah did I don't know anything about all her all I read was that it's the most expensive movie ever, ever made.
00:59:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Yeah, it... Yeah, looks animated. um Yeah, unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to see the monkey. I still want to. Yeah.
00:59:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh yeah, that came me out. Fuck.
00:59:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Also, John, did you finish Cobra Kai?
00:59:35
Twin Cheaks
I did.
00:59:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Steve, did you finish Cobra Kai?
00:59:36
Twin Cheaks
thought we talked about it.
00:59:37
Steve-O
No, I'm like two seasons behind.
00:59:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We texted we like texted each other about it. Cobra Kai officially is a better show than Game of Thrones.
00:59:47
Twin Cheaks
Wow.
00:59:48
Steve-O
They wrapped it up, right? Like it was,
00:59:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, the wrap-up is like endgame level of like, wow, they just kind of checked a lot of boxes.
00:59:49
Twin Cheaks
happen
00:59:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Nothing like really upset me. Nothing too much. Right? It's just like, it's insane to me that I'm walking away going like, pound for a pound, like when it's all said and done, yeah this is a ah better show than fucking Game of Thrones, which is insane to me.
01:00:13
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, all right. So you look at game of thrones, right?
01:00:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Satisfying ending.
01:00:16
GREASEDAPOLES
probably had three bad seasons. Really?
01:00:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:00:20
GREASEDAPOLES
When you really break it down, ah you think Cobra Kai had any bad seasons?
01:00:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Honestly, no. I don't think, like, bat not like Game of Thrones, no.
01:00:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay. Because yeah, those three that I just said were bad, they were really bad.
01:00:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
01:00:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, there's...
01:00:33
Steve-O
Yeah, they bore out their welcome, unfortunately.
01:00:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah No, there's honestly... There's not, like, a... that like I'm sure if you'd rank them, you'll you know you'll find the quote-unquote worst season, but like none of them are as like insulting or just stupid or bad, right?
01:00:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And yeah, dude, just like shout out to a fucking well-done TV show, dude. just
01:00:55
GREASEDAPOLES
It's possible.
01:00:56
Steve-O
I have a question.
01:00:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's awesome, dude.
01:00:57
Steve-O
ah Because I saw a they're making a new Karate Kid movie.
01:01:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:01:03
Steve-O
Is that in canon with Cobra Kai?
01:01:06
Twin Cheaks
I heard it's not connected.
01:01:06
Steve-O
Or is that just...
01:01:07
Twin Cheaks
I read that it wasn't.
01:01:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it
01:01:08
Twin Cheaks
It's not connected. and
01:01:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I mean, if it Cobra Kai does not do anything to like lead into that.
01:01:14
Steve-O
It's so weird, though, because it's like Ralph Macchio's in it. like I'm like, so much happens.
01:01:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, if it is, it might be...
01:01:22
GREASEDAPOLES
No, no.
01:01:22
Steve-O
What?
01:01:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, it's part of the the Karate Kid universe. but it's not part of the Cobra Kai timeline. Parallel universe.
01:01:31
Steve-O
Oh, okay. It's like...
01:01:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Parallel multiverse. It's the Karate Kid multiverse. Excuse me.
01:01:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:01:36
Steve-O
One is like, what if... What's the guy from Cobra Kai? The main...
01:01:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Johnny Lawrence.
01:01:42
Steve-O
Yeah, what if Johnny Lawrence didn't like do construction on that one house in the beginning of the first episode?
01:01:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, exactly.
01:01:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man.
01:01:51
GREASEDAPOLES
It never happened.
01:01:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:01:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Or he did it really well. like He's really good at construction and he didn't ever want to leave that job.
01:01:55
Steve-O
Yeah...
01:01:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
Impressions on TV Show Seasons
01:02:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Listen, dude, it's a fucking great show. um I don't really have like there's nothing like really bad except for Sam LaRusso. She just stinks.
01:02:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But that's that's her character. You know, she just is designed to ruin.
01:02:16
Twin Cheaks
She just sucks, yeah.
01:02:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just sucks, dude.
01:02:18
Twin Cheaks
she's She's the Tom Borowski of characters. You know, she's just the...
01:02:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just a fucking wet blanket. You know what?
01:02:24
Twin Cheaks
She's just the fucking...
01:02:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't want to do karate, even though I made to the finals of the best karate tournament in the fucking world.
01:02:28
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Yeah, she's Tom. She's Tom.
01:02:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, my God. Sam Maruso stinks, dude.
01:02:36
GREASEDAPOLES
I watched some television as well.
01:02:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sure.
01:02:40
Steve-O
You seen some TV?
01:02:40
GREASEDAPOLES
I watched some TV. I watched Invincible. I'm watching the new season. I think it's four episodes, right?
01:02:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
two um Two episodes in Invincible.
01:02:49
GREASEDAPOLES
So far.
01:02:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
At this point, probably four.
01:02:51
GREASEDAPOLES
so far
01:02:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I've only watched the first two.
01:02:55
GREASEDAPOLES
um The first two are great. I really, really, really love them. And I thought they, I was like, oh, I'm so hyped for the season. And then I feel like they're starting to taper off a little bit.
01:03:09
GREASEDAPOLES
As far as just like plot and it's kind of more filler-ish. um I, yeah, I, oh yeah.
01:03:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Chris, does he have a blue suit yet? Okay. So it's funny. It's like the the show had come up last night. We had some people over last night and a friend of mine was like, oh yeah, you know, I never really finished it.
01:03:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like he's like, I was reading the books and I was like, do you want to borrow like my omnibuses? And I gave him the first one and he's like, oh, invincible, invincible.
01:03:44
Twin Cheaks
Wait, which book? Oh. Yeah.
01:03:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Invincible.
01:03:47
Twin Cheaks
Yeah,
01:03:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and And then it was funny. I was like, yeah, I'd like start it too, but I i didn't finish too.
01:03:51
Twin Cheaks
Dad.
01:03:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude.
01:03:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:03:53
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Dad.
01:03:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude.
01:03:54
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:03:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it was funny though, because I flipped open to like a random page and I was like, wow, yeah, this is the episode literally just saw.
01:03:56
Twin Cheaks
yeah
01:04:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just saw this episode.
01:04:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, that one.
01:04:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Which is fun, dude. it's It's just neat to be like, there it is. But like, I know in the books, like that is his kind of, now it's ah we it's time for a change and now I'm going to you know, switching up to the blue outfit. And I think like in terms of my comic book reading of Invincible, I think I kind of fell off somewhere in the sixties in terms of issue count.
01:04:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, I don't even think I ever got to the blue costume.
01:04:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I have, I've never, I still have yet to finish Invincible. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like, it's a weird transition point. Like I don't remember a lot of blue costume antics that,
01:04:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Granted, that was also when I kind of you know fell off and it's been a minute. So, you know.
01:04:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, dude, ah the the needle drops on the season two have been.
01:04:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So good. Yeah.
01:04:55
GREASEDAPOLES
fucking great. Oh, my God. The music is perfect for every sequence. um Yeah, it's just... Even in like the filler episodes, there is one... The filler-ish episodes, there's one episode one sequence that's just awesome. um Fighting a giant dragon.
01:05:15
GREASEDAPOLES
It's just are so cool. um Yeah, i really I'm digging the season. you know Although ah the past two episodes were a little...
01:05:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:05:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Not as good and as solid as the first two. um But I also, i watched the first two episodes of Yellow Jackets season three.
01:05:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
How are you feeling about it?
01:05:37
GREASEDAPOLES
was kind of underwhelming.
01:05:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:05:42
GREASEDAPOLES
bet. um It seems pretty aimless at this point. a lot of two, the the main cast is split off again. So you're having all these like A, B and C plots running.
01:05:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
course. It's
01:05:57
GREASEDAPOLES
and Like most of those things.
01:06:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like fucking to it's TV, right? That's just what TV is. Yeah.
01:06:04
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm getting tired of that formula little bit. But I think that's all on the older end. The older group.
01:06:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:06:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Their older versions. I do like quite a bit what's going on with the younger version in the season 3. I like that.
01:06:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Can I... I have a question. I'll keep it vague because it's very much spoilers for season two. But considering ah what happens to a certain character in the, you know, does their past self feel like they're less of an influence now?
01:06:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, sure.
01:06:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Absolutely not.
01:06:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:06:43
GREASEDAPOLES
That's kind of what I was worried about too. And I, it's not.
01:06:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Cause i was like, yeah, it just feels like, like, why do I care about this character? Like I know how their story ends, you know?
01:06:52
GREASEDAPOLES
She's the, she's the leader.
01:06:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. By the way, yeah.
01:06:56
GREASEDAPOLES
It's fucking great. That's cool. That is cool.
01:06:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. ah By the way, she's very... I talked about this a few weeks ago. She's very good in Companion, the movie.
01:07:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Listen, man, I'm going to tell you, I think they realized that on the show and they didn't want to minimize her character Yellowjackets.
01:07:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sophie Thatcher rules.
01:07:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, she's the standout for sure.
01:07:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. And she's she's really good in the first two episodes, too. So it's... ah Yeah, like the... Again, it's always kind of Yellowjackets. The ah flashbacks are better, usually.
01:07:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
01:07:30
GREASEDAPOLES
You know? I'm just hoping that the present day... survivors, the storyline gets to be a little bit more focused. And then um I will be hooked. I will be interested.
01:07:46
GREASEDAPOLES
And then, of course, I watch Severance.
01:07:49
Steve-O
Oh, Severance. Oh, Severance.
01:07:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Completely caught up on Severance.
01:07:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
was saying.
01:07:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Are you, Devin?
01:07:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, no. yes.
01:07:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
01:07:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I had, considering we had a Severance-themed birthday party, i feel like it had to be.
01:08:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay, was just checking.
01:08:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All
01:08:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, you as well? Oof.
01:08:06
Steve-O
All caught up.
01:08:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
caught up?
01:08:08
GREASEDAPOLES
All right, so Bert, what the fuck?
01:08:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:08:11
GREASEDAPOLES
What the fuck, Bert?
01:08:13
Steve-O
think you mean Attila.
01:08:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Attila is the good name, man. He's not a good person. i a That was not good, that whole interaction. ah It just felt like everybody's, well, he's lying quite a bit.
01:08:29
Steve-O
Dinner parties and shows, man.
01:08:33
GREASEDAPOLES
It's where all the shit happens on Severance, on the Aldis, right?
01:08:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:08:36
GREASEDAPOLES
It's where the OTC happened. this This was insane.
01:08:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
good
01:08:41
Steve-O
The one dinner party that didn't have anything was the dinner party that had no dinner.
01:08:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, the Rickon, the Rickon's dinner party.
01:08:46
Steve-O
Yeah, the Rickon one was the safest one, I think, so far.
01:08:50
GREASEDAPOLES
But that was, they were even arguing about Severance. Like, yeah, you know, listen, it, it, those,
01:08:53
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:08:57
GREASEDAPOLES
what the show really excels at is the two, the two shots, you know, like two people talking and sinister overtones and themes and a man wearing all black surrounded by darkness, you know, like a lot of cool visual aesthetics that work really well and tip you off that something's not right.
01:09:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah do I still feel like these last two episodes ah are just have been setting up the big the bigger episodes later. So I'm kind of like...
01:09:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I agree.
01:09:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
If if we get another episode that i I don't really... I feel is too harsh of a term. But like if it feels less like a big jump in terms of plot movement, I think i'm going to start getting a little frustrated.
01:09:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But, you know, it's not like they're bad episodes at all.
01:09:47
GREASEDAPOLES
i agree. I think they're all kind of falling into the traps that were laid out for them, you know, by Lumen.
01:09:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:09:55
GREASEDAPOLES
And they're kind of like... one like so like completely taken over by them you know like they they don't have any agency anymore because and nothing's really working out for them like they think and you know dylan's got you know his wife they they they've you know they're dangling the carrot in front of his face and they're keeping him in line like yeah they just learned how to keep them all controlled
01:10:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dylan! Sorry.
01:10:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mm-hmm.
01:10:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Chris, I think I kind of talked about with you, Steve, ah is Dylan's wife a terrible person?
01:10:36
Steve-O
Well, that's the thing. It's, it's, it's, it's, that's interesting.
01:10:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
How would you feel about that, huh?
01:10:39
Steve-O
That's, it's, It's strange. That's a strange thing. Severance is weird. Um...
01:10:49
GREASEDAPOLES
do i do do i Do I think that that's not a human response?
01:10:49
Steve-O
I...
01:10:54
GREASEDAPOLES
No. like that's very She's finding comfort in an idealized version of Dylan that she has in her head that likes her and is passionate.
01:11:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. But I'm just saying, man, if I came home, somebody was like, oh, yeah, by the way, I'd feel some sort of way about it.
01:11:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Is Aldi Dylan really that bad?
01:11:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think he's just absent. you know he's Or he's not present. you know He's just kind of like dumb.
01:11:25
Steve-O
He's he's like kind of like checked out, it seems.
01:11:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, checked out.
01:11:28
GREASEDAPOLES
He is.
01:11:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
just I will say because like Audi Dillon... That's the last thing I'll say because I don't want to get too hung up on. But like Audi Dillon when he was like trying to get a new job was like fun.
01:11:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, that was great.
01:11:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
was like, oh, this is fun to watch, you know?
01:11:43
Steve-O
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
01:11:43
GREASEDAPOLES
That was awesome. The Doors job interview is one of the funniest things on that show.
01:11:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like it's not like, yeah, like i kind of like I'd like to see more of Audi Dillon outside of just like trying to convince his wife that he should be allowed to get a new car because it's like they're giving him money.
01:12:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
so It's like they're paying me, hun. and like yourless
01:12:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he's trying to lease or something.
01:12:05
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:12:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You're so stupid, dude.
01:12:08
GREASEDAPOLES
He's getting scammed hard.
01:12:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah. He's just that guy, right?
01:12:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah.
01:12:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But um yeah, it's still really good. Still a hallmark. um We're in this weird time, though, where it's like I'm watching things and I'm like, i don't know what to look forward to after Severance is over.
01:12:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Interesting. Interesting.
01:12:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm like, what's the new show? What's the new show for me? And I guess at that point, we'll have like last of us, I guess. Well, at least there's a date, I think, right?
01:12:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:12:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:12:40
GREASEDAPOLES
That's April or March, March.
01:12:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:12:43
Steve-O
I think so.
01:12:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I like that. ah Oh, real quick. Steve, Silent Hill 2 check. I'm in the hotel.
01:12:49
Steve-O
Okay.
01:12:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I just got to the hotel. ah And then I kind of, I ran into the little girl. And then... you know She's like, oh yeah, there's this letter that it doesn't, there's no letter in the in the envelope.
01:13:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So I gotta go find it. but
01:13:05
Steve-O
You gotta find the letter.
01:13:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, then ah the the prison section and the... Yeah,
01:13:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Woof
01:13:10
Steve-O
Yeah, the ah the Silent Hill History Society is... Mm-hmm.
01:13:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah that was dope. And then the the rotating cube stuff was...
01:13:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Woof Woof I remember that You shit your britches?
01:13:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That was a moment where, and because I don't know how it was like in the original, but in the original, it's not like, there were some moments where I was like, but there's like, a there's a, like, pyramid heads just like chasing you.
01:13:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh yeah He's coming
01:13:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah They're in this one section.
01:13:35
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:13:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and I was just like, oh because like, I'm at a point where I'm definitely hoarding. Like, I have like 30 health ah little serums. I got like 18, 19 needles.
01:13:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
98 pistol bullets, you know, all that stuff. So I'm like, I'm i'm pretty well stacked.
01:13:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Did you try to go hog on Pyramid Head?
01:13:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no.
01:13:58
Twin Cheaks
Thank
01:13:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
01:13:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, actually, I did the like like, where I had to, again, there's, well, I got away from them, but, like, it was the point where i'm in the hallway and I gotta, like, get through the the hand, like, weird...
01:14:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
01:14:05
Steve-O
that's That section, you kind of do have to dump out a ton of your bullets.
01:14:14
Steve-O
Yeah, there's like the hands that like slowly like pull away, but...
01:14:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:14:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because because i didn't realize I didn't realize they would go away, so i was just kind of juking them in that narrow hallway, and I was like, what the fuck?
01:14:23
Steve-O
That's what I did. Yeah, I did the same thing.
01:14:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:14:25
Steve-O
I was like going back and forth then I was just kind of putting bullets into him while I backed up through the hands as they receded.
01:14:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
we
01:14:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. But I cleared Eddie. I cleared Eddie in one go, which apparently he's very...
01:14:36
Steve-O
Eddie's tough.
01:14:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, he's tough. Yeah.
01:14:38
Steve-O
I got through Eddie with one go, but he he took a lot of my health stuff.
01:14:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. ah But yeah, man, that I mean, hey, spoiler alert, that game's real good.
01:14:47
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:14:49
Steve-O
Hmm?
01:14:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So, yeah, I'm there. got to be close. um I like I know I'm close just by my knowledge of the original game. But ah yes.
01:14:58
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:14:59
GREASEDAPOLES
you do You know that you know the ending, right? It's been spoiled for you after all these years.
01:15:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, I know I know like the big reveal.
01:15:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
01:15:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't really know how any... I know there's multiple endings, and I don't know how any of them end with the exception of the dog ending.
01:15:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah, that dog ending.
01:15:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
because You know, because that's the fun one, right?
01:15:16
GREASEDAPOLES
The canonical Yeah.
01:15:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, the canonical ending where he's just controlling everything.
01:15:18
GREASEDAPOLES
and
01:15:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um There's some things where I'm like, I... just With context clues, I'm like, I think I know at least what one of the endings like. um But...
01:15:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude, that's a... And also, I found out in New Game Plus, you can you get a chainsaw. So now I'm like, oh, now I definitely want to beat this game.
01:15:42
Steve-O
You want a chainsaw.
01:15:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I want chainsaw, dude. Get my speed.
01:15:44
Steve-O
It's a nice little treat.
01:15:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but I don't know, like... I know there's some things I've done that have probably affected the ending already. um But, like, I don't really know what the parameters are to get those other ones.
01:15:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So I'm going to be excited when I just kind of get through my natural ending.
01:16:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:16:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'll do some Googling, but I'm hoping.
01:16:04
Steve-O
That's what yeah that's what it happens.
01:16:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, this time next week, I fucking I hope to be like, I've done it. I've conquered the nightmare ghost town.
01:16:11
GREASEDAPOLES
You've conquered the hill.
01:16:12
Steve-O
I have defeated.
01:16:12
GREASEDAPOLES
you're king You're king of the silent hill.
01:16:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah. So but yeah, spooky, still spooky, still good.
01:16:18
Steve-O
Come on, Maria.
01:16:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Silent Hill 2 remake. Shout out.
01:16:24
GREASEDAPOLES
kind of off topic, but I want to bring it up. You know, you've ever heard the team, the Philadelphia Eagles.
01:16:30
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm familiar.
01:16:31
GREASEDAPOLES
They got another W today because according to a well-placed insider, ah discussions between Eagles players and their front office resulted in a massive no when asked if they would accept an invitation to the White House to honor their Super Bowl victory.
01:16:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Way to go, birds.
01:16:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Shout out. Good. Good.
01:16:52
Steve-O
Go birds.
01:16:52
Twin Cheaks
how How dare they?
01:16:54
Steve-O
Oh, Oh,
01:16:55
Twin Cheaks
That should be an honor.
01:16:56
GREASEDAPOLES
um
Eagles' White House Invitation & Sonic 3 Review
01:16:57
GREASEDAPOLES
God damn it, John.
01:16:57
Steve-O
Oh.
01:16:58
Twin Cheaks
should It should be an honor to go to the White House, no matter your political affiliation.
01:16:58
Steve-O
There's
01:17:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Always one. One out of four. One out of four. That's how it works.
01:17:09
Twin Cheaks
How could they?
01:17:11
Steve-O
going to be comments on this one.
01:17:12
Twin Cheaks
Just shut up and dribble, Chris.
01:17:14
Steve-O
John is John is the only anti fan boy with a backbone who stands for something.
01:17:22
GREASEDAPOLES
to get on your side. We're going to get a lot more people on our Discord. We're lot more people on our Discord.
01:17:26
Twin Cheaks
And Tifa
01:17:27
GREASEDAPOLES
They're going to be fun.
01:17:28
Steve-O
Antifa fanboy we meet again boy yeah
01:17:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Antifa Envoy. i love them.
01:17:37
Twin Cheaks
and boy Nintendo boy
01:17:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What does Envoy stand for? We don't have to get into that. Nintendo
01:17:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. They know.
01:17:42
Twin Cheaks
and tender boy
01:17:43
GREASEDAPOLES
They know.
01:17:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Boy, exactly. That's what it means. Um...
01:17:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Sorry. I didn't mean to derail it, but that was wonderful news.
01:17:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's nice. was I actually was kind of wondering that. Who makes that call? Because you think there's one guy that's like, I what a woman i want a McDonald's.
01:18:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Seems like a lot of the players, there was most players that said no. And probably the front, all the front office.
01:18:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:18:05
GREASEDAPOLES
I know.
01:18:06
Twin Cheaks
And then the the players that did want to go you know, that you just have to, you got to hold that at that point, you know, you just have to, yeah.
01:18:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
01:18:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Lame, lame, lame, buddy.
01:18:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like.
01:18:13
GREASEDAPOLES
We're not going, okay?
01:18:15
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:18:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:18:15
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:18:17
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:18:19
Twin Cheaks
Because, like, at least there's no, like, you know, like the, what's his name? Fucking Nick Bosa's.
01:18:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, God. I'm so happy about that.
01:18:26
Twin Cheaks
You know, like, the people that are, like, really outspoken about it, you know?
01:18:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Fucking Harrison Butthead.
01:18:32
Twin Cheaks
Oh, God.
01:18:32
GREASEDAPOLES
The Chiefs.
01:18:33
Twin Cheaks
Don't even.
01:18:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Butker. Fuck that guy. Fuck the gay. ah Yeah, way to go, Birds. ah
01:18:42
Steve-O
Good birds, good birds.
01:18:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Is that everything?
01:18:44
Steve-O
ah I saw Sonic 3, finally.
01:18:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Woo! Steve Schultz Sonic 3!
01:18:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's right. Yeah. us. Go.
01:18:50
Twin Cheaks
How does it compare to Eraserhead for you, Steve?
01:18:50
Steve-O
um
01:18:54
Steve-O
i mean, they both had the same ending. So, that was something.
01:18:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Really?
01:18:59
Steve-O
No, no, no, no, no.
01:18:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Really?
01:19:00
Steve-O
no no no
01:19:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, son of a bitch.
01:19:01
Steve-O
and and and
01:19:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
is like, I think I need to see the moon now.
01:19:04
Steve-O
ah Okay, so here's the thing. I am definitely an outlier for this movie.
01:19:06
Twin Cheaks
and
01:19:09
Steve-O
ah I saw this with my girlfriend. We were we were real excited to see it. Sonic Adventure 2 is her favorite game.
01:19:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:19:17
Steve-O
So she holds a lot of that lore real...
01:19:19
Twin Cheaks
Oh, so she, yeah, so Shadow's a big deal.
01:19:21
Steve-O
Real tight to her chest.
01:19:22
Twin Cheaks
It's a big deal.
01:19:23
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:19:23
Twin Cheaks
It's a big deal for her.
01:19:24
Steve-O
This was a big, this was a big, big deal.
01:19:26
Steve-O
And we went to go see it.
01:19:26
Twin Cheaks
Right.
01:19:27
Twin Cheaks
Right.
01:19:28
Steve-O
There's that opening scene in Tokyo and we're like, oh damn, this is cool. he He's riding up the motorcycle.
01:19:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:19:35
Steve-O
He's got a gun.
01:19:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:19:37
Steve-O
There's cool stuff happening.
01:19:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sure it is.
01:19:39
Steve-O
And then just for like the rest of the movie, they just kind of keep shadow in like a spacecraft. And he just kind of sits there.
01:19:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, Steve, it's not called Shadow 3.
01:19:49
Steve-O
I mean, but it's also not called Robotnik 3.
01:19:50
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but its Shadows. It's it Shadows.
01:19:53
Steve-O
This is definitely Robotnik and Robotnik's movie ah because they they take up a majority of the runtime. And that's the thing. I like Jim Carrey as Robotnik a lot. I think he's a great pick.
01:20:05
Steve-O
But... There are definitely like a lot of moments where like, i'm like all right, come on. giveme give me some more Give me some more of this bad boy you got who's like Sonic but better.
01:20:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Thank you.
01:20:16
Steve-O
And it just it was just kind of a lot of filler. i i like you know it iss definitely you know i know it's a kid's movie, but in my mind, I was like, every time I'm like, I'm like waiting.
01:20:27
Steve-O
I'm waiting for more of that cool Keanu Reeves shadow just one-upping the Sonic team. And just it just kind of didn't happen.
01:20:39
Steve-O
Just didn't happen for me.
01:20:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So what about when it does happen, right? Like, you know, i get it.
01:20:44
Steve-O
Dude, I'll tell you what.
01:20:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You're like, he feels like he's on the sidelines.
01:20:46
Steve-O
I think the pacing of this movie was real bad for me, too.
01:20:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then.
01:20:51
Steve-O
Because there's that moment where they they like they meet on the moon, they talk, they hash things out. And then they they hit you with that live and learn music rift. And you're like, oh, they're about to go fucking kick ass together.
01:21:04
Steve-O
And they do.
01:21:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah just like they literally do that.
01:21:05
Steve-O
But unfortunately, no, but not immediately.
01:21:07
Twin Cheaks
But they just, yeah, but they just, yeah and they just fight a bunch of drones.
01:21:08
Steve-O
they they They cut back to... No, no, no, but they they from that, like, live and learn!
01:21:11
Twin Cheaks
They just fight a bunch of drones.
01:21:16
Steve-O
And then they cut to ah a Robotnik fart joke, which is the big defeat of the big bad.
01:21:22
Twin Cheaks
Come on, that's... That's...
01:21:23
Steve-O
The big bad.
01:21:24
Twin Cheaks
that's
01:21:26
Steve-O
Spoilers!
01:21:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, Steve, I think, I think this, this might've been typical.
01:21:29
Steve-O
Robotnik...
01:21:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This is typical.
01:21:31
Steve-O
Robotnik gets spiked...
01:21:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This is typical. I watched a movie with my girlfriend. mean, I don't think you were watching a lot of that movie, Steve.
01:21:37
Steve-O
No, no, there were children in that theater.
01:21:38
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah, yeah you're you're blue v you yeah know you're having you Devin Kopech blue velveting.
01:21:39
Steve-O
You do not believe it.
01:21:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah yeah Oh, you saw it.
01:21:40
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm sorry.
01:21:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You
01:21:43
GREASEDAPOLES
and
01:21:43
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, you're Devin Kopech blue velvet.
01:21:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you feel like a blue velvet in his movie, dude.
01:21:45
Twin Cheaks
and yeah You just had you had your phone out the whole time can yeah Can you answer me this question?
01:21:51
Steve-O
What the hell is this movie about? I don't know, man.
01:21:54
GREASEDAPOLES
who
01:21:54
Steve-O
TikTok.
01:21:56
Twin Cheaks
Because me and Devin were ripping each other's necks about this.
01:21:56
Steve-O
Yes.
01:22:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:22:02
Twin Cheaks
Who would win? Sonic and Shadow? Super Sonic and Super Shadow? Or Invincible Star Mario and Luigi?
01:22:13
Steve-O
Okay, well, that's the thing.
01:22:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:22:16
Steve-O
It depends on how many rings Sonic and Shadow both have.
01:22:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It doesn't seem like in the movie, though, that there' it's a...
01:22:22
Steve-O
Well, here's the thing. Shadow...
01:22:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's ring adjacent.
01:22:24
Steve-O
Super Sonic gets punked by just normal-ass Shadow.
01:22:28
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, he gets he gets hit and he and he loses a fucking...
01:22:30
Steve-O
He just loses all the Chaos Emeralds.
01:22:32
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it loses all of emeralds.
01:22:34
Steve-O
By the way, Sonic, bad friend. Bad friend. He's like, hey, I'm not going to go Super Sonic. I'm not going to take your emeralds, Knuckles.
01:22:42
Twin Cheaks
And then he does, yeah.
01:22:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but they kill his father figure for a minute.
01:22:45
Twin Cheaks
and Because my my argument my argument is that is Invincible Mario and Luigi could take him out before the timer runs out.
01:22:45
Steve-O
For a moment.
01:22:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, he they goofy him, dude. You think he's dead for like a scene.
01:22:50
Steve-O
That's the thing. I was like, wow, there are stakes in Sonic 3. Look at that. Look at that.
01:23:00
Twin Cheaks
Could take those two out before the timer runs out.
01:23:02
Steve-O
you know, that's an interesting thought because, yeah, both both their movies end with them going in their invincible forms. Kinda.
01:23:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:23:09
Twin Cheaks
And you really you really can't do anything to Mario and Luigi when they got the star.
01:23:13
Steve-O
No, you really can't.
01:23:13
Twin Cheaks
It was proven.
01:23:14
Steve-O
i gotta I gotta give it to Mario and Luigi.
01:23:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I would also say that the feats are much higher in Sonic as opposed to...
01:23:20
Twin Cheaks
Oh yeah, they gotta fight all these robots in the space. Oh my god.
01:23:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They're fucking flying in space, you goof.
01:23:25
Twin Cheaks
They gotta fight of DJI Mavic 2 drones in space. fucking deja i maic
01:23:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Bowser's literally just a big fucking turtle.
01:23:31
GREASEDAPOLES
ah it Devin, wake up, will you?
01:23:31
Twin Cheaks
two drones in space
01:23:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's a big fucking turtle.
01:23:33
Steve-O
wake Wake up! Wake up!
01:23:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Wake up, okay, please?
01:23:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Now, Chris, you can't just jump in and take a side randomly.
01:23:39
GREASEDAPOLES
ah No, Devin, the only reason I'm not talking about this is because this is my college thesis. I don't want to go back there.
01:23:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, I decide I'm copying your college thesis, and it's my college thesis.
01:23:49
GREASEDAPOLES
No, 25 pages, extensive research, you would never even come close to that.
01:23:53
Steve-O
Look, the thing I learned, because after...
01:23:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Honestly, I think you're a piece of shit.
01:23:58
Steve-O
You know what? I bought the Sonic X Shadow Generations game after this, and I played the DLC Sonic 3 level that you get to play as as Shadow.
01:23:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Okay.
01:24:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, I'm so sorry.
01:24:12
Steve-O
no no, no. Dude, here's the thing.
01:24:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh. Okay.
01:24:13
Steve-O
The game version of that scene fucking rips ass, dude.
01:24:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay. Okay.
01:24:17
Steve-O
It's awesome. There's a scene where Shadow fucking shoots a missile out of a rocket launcher, and then he rides the missile up to a helicopter, grabs the helicopter, opens the door, and looks him dead in the...
01:24:32
Steve-O
And that's the thing. Keanu Reeves is the voice of Shadow in that segment of the game, but only that segment.
01:24:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I
01:24:38
Steve-O
And it's all new dialogue.
01:24:39
GREASEDAPOLES
so
01:24:40
Steve-O
So, like, he looks at the helicopter pilot. Helicopter pilot jumps out of the helicopter. He commits seppuku.
01:24:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, shit.
01:24:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i don't think that's it's not um okay.
01:24:47
Steve-O
Sure, he might have a parachute. Sure, he might have a parachute.
01:24:51
GREASEDAPOLES
We pulled a T-1000.
01:24:52
Steve-O
But let's just say there's a lot of there's a lot of stuff happening. And I'm like, wow, okay, this is cool.
01:24:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wrong pronunciation, just wrong everything with that one.
01:24:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Get out.
01:25:00
Steve-O
Oh, I'm sorry. i don't watch Dragon Ball Z, Devin.
01:25:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and Yep, that's
01:25:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Oof.
01:25:05
Steve-O
I'm sorry, I meant Goku.
01:25:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, he commits Goku.
01:25:08
Steve-O
commits Goku.
01:25:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
01:25:10
Steve-O
Which is when he goes Super Shadow.
01:25:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Where you just scream and stand somewhere and scream.
01:25:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
01:25:14
Steve-O
Uh, but that I've been having a lot of fun with, with that game.
01:25:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:25:17
Steve-O
That was my weird segue, but, uh, I w I would say, uh, Sonic three, I would give a I'd give, ah and I wouldn't give it a kill.
01:25:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I didn't.
01:25:24
Twin Cheaks
A kill.
01:25:26
Steve-O
I'd give it a fuck. Uh, cause it is fun. I think it is a fun kids movie.
01:25:31
Twin Cheaks
Devin, you know, devin Devin is bright red right now.
01:25:31
Steve-O
Um,
01:25:34
Twin Cheaks
Like, just, he's fuming.
01:25:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm bending a metal object right now.
01:25:36
Steve-O
yeah here's sweet Yeah, here's the thing.
01:25:37
GREASEDAPOLES
you
01:25:38
Twin Cheaks
He's fears of fuming.
01:25:39
Steve-O
i I think the post-credits scene for two was more exciting than the post-credits scene for three.
01:25:41
Twin Cheaks
love this one.
01:25:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fucking. You're on drugs, dude.
01:25:47
Steve-O
Yeah, you're saying, okay, well, here's the thing. I'm going to spoil the post-credits
01:25:50
Twin Cheaks
love this
01:25:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:25:51
Steve-O
So Metal Sonic shows up and I'm like, um like you can't you can't do Metal Sonic after Shadow.
01:25:54
Twin Cheaks
you
01:25:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Which I agree with.
01:26:00
Steve-O
Like, that's that's foolish.
01:26:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sure.
01:26:02
Steve-O
And then they have a bunch of Metal Sonic show up, so it completely just null and voids Metal Sonic into just being...
01:26:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, that answers the question. No, do all right. you're wrong.
01:26:11
Steve-O
yeah I'm wrong that there's...
01:26:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
First, you're wrong. Because, no, because, Steve, you're right.
01:26:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh boy.
01:26:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You go there's, no, you can't do Metal Sonic after Shadow, but then there's, like, a billion of them, and then you're like, okay, now this means that it's, like, they're expendable, so you're still getting Metal Sonic.
01:26:15
GREASEDAPOLES
It's
01:26:16
Twin Cheaks
oh
01:26:20
Steve-O
There's a billion.
01:26:28
Steve-O
It's just fodder, man.
01:26:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then, then, Steve, I'll let you i'll let you finish.
01:26:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:26:31
GREASEDAPOLES
a fog one.
01:26:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But then they introduce Amy. they're They're basically the Sonic extended universe, like with the weird crocodile, Big the cat, Amy.
01:26:35
Steve-O
Amy Rose.
01:26:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Wait, is Bigs the Cat in
01:26:44
Steve-O
SBO.
01:26:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:26:45
Steve-O
You know, they're just, you're putting them all in slowly.
01:26:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, like, no, it's basically they're saying, like, you've been drafted into a war, Sonic. ah And we're getting all these cool Sonic characters now.
01:26:55
Steve-O
We already got the cool one. His name was Shadow.
01:26:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, his name's Knuckles, you fucking cave dweller.
01:27:00
GREASEDAPOLES
in it? It's Bigs the Cat, guys.
01:27:00
Steve-O
here's Here's the thing.
01:27:01
Steve-O
Well, no, Knuckles is off.
01:27:02
GREASEDAPOLES
It's Bigs the Cat.
01:27:02
Steve-O
That's, I mean, Biggs the Cat would be great.
01:27:03
GREASEDAPOLES
It's Bigs the Cat.
01:27:05
Steve-O
You get a little fishing game.
01:27:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you're definitely getting Biggs the Cat.
01:27:08
Steve-O
Here's the thing. because All right.
01:27:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You might get that crocodile.
01:27:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Musicals.
01:27:11
Steve-O
You 100% are going to get a Shadow spinoff movie.
01:27:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and Well, you're also 100% going to get that fucking weird sexy vampire Sonic character.
01:27:19
Steve-O
That's Shadow's character, Devin.
01:27:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, the Bat Lady.
01:27:22
Steve-O
I'm talking about Rouge the Bat, too.
01:27:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah What do you mean?
01:27:24
Steve-O
We're the same people. Devin, you and I are the same person.
01:27:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Get him. Get him. Get him.
01:27:28
Steve-O
You're innie Steve.
01:27:30
GREASEDAPOLES
You
01:27:31
Steve-O
And I'm outie Devin.
01:27:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's not how it works.
01:27:36
Steve-O
You can be innie Devin.
01:27:39
GREASEDAPOLES
can.
01:27:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude.
01:27:40
Steve-O
Anyway, what I'm saying is you're going to get a spinoff movie about Shadow where Rouge the Bat is the one that likes Shadow's sensitive side while Omega the Robot is going to be there and going to be like, i like how fucking nasty you are, boy.
01:27:43
GREASEDAPOLES
he
01:27:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They're gonna fuck, right?
01:27:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
something Okay.
01:27:56
Steve-O
And like... And Shadow's going to be like, oh, which one do I lean on?
01:27:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Hot.
01:28:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait, is Omega Robot a hot babe?
01:28:04
Steve-O
No, it's I'm talking about Team Dark from Sonic Heroes, man.
01:28:05
GREASEDAPOLES
That's hot.
01:28:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Why would Shadow be...
01:28:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Shadows but shadows by Yeah, shadow Shadows is canonically bisexual.
01:28:09
Twin Cheaks
Ahem.
01:28:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I didn't fucking play that game.
01:28:15
Steve-O
The bad boys. he's like He's like Lando Calrissian.
01:28:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Right?
01:28:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He just looks like a robot to me.
01:28:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
01:28:22
Steve-O
Shadow?
01:28:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, Sonic Omega.
01:28:24
Steve-O
oh Omega. Yeah, Omega is just a robot.
01:28:25
GREASEDAPOLES
No, he'd fuck that. He'd fuck that robot.
01:28:27
Steve-O
But he's a member of Team Dark. You gotta show respect to so the team. To the squad.
01:28:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, okay.
01:28:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Shadow would fuck everything.
01:28:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah You know, Sonic related, i didn't bring this up because I just like forgot I did it, but I played, I had a trial of Sonic Frontiers.
01:28:39
Steve-O
yeah
01:28:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like the, the apparently, yeah, the the one that's like pretty good.
01:28:44
Steve-O
That was like the Breath of the Wild one.
01:28:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I fucking quit in like 10 minutes. I was like, i this plays and controls so bad. I, Sonic is not a 3D game. I refuse, dude.
01:28:56
Steve-O
No, you're it is.
01:28:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
01:28:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It is just,
01:28:59
Steve-O
It is shocking to me when I go and I play a Sonic game because they go out of their way to make you feel like a piece of shit when you play those 3D games. I don't know what it is.
01:29:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, it's just so fucking bad.
01:29:09
Twin Cheaks
Dude, Sonic Adventure 1's not bad. That's a good game. Come on, guys.
01:29:11
Steve-O
No, no. So I agree.
01:29:12
Twin Cheaks
Yes,
01:29:12
Steve-O
But like, that's the thing.
01:29:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, replay that right now. is not a good game.
01:29:15
Steve-O
The excuses is like the way Sonic Adventure won and hey like those games handle.
01:29:15
Twin Cheaks
yes it is.
01:29:20
Steve-O
It makes sense because it was like, you know, it was like 1999. It was like the year 2000. Like, you know, control game control wasn't.
01:29:25
GREASEDAPOLES
What was so wrong with the year 2000?
01:29:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Everything.
01:29:27
Steve-O
We were still we were still kind of learning. We didn't even know about how I can dual joystick on a controller.
01:29:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We didn't know about nine eleven yet, dude.
01:29:34
Steve-O
We didn't know about 9-11. We were thinking that the Bourne Identity movie was the best movie ever made.
01:29:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The Matrix, well, no, The Matrix was the best movie ever made.
01:29:45
Steve-O
was kind of great.
01:29:45
GREASEDAPOLES
No, but then the board identity came out and it replaced it.
01:29:49
Steve-O
Dude, he beat a man with a phone book.
01:29:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:29:51
Steve-O
That's what Shadow should have did in Sonic 3.
01:29:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, should have.
01:29:55
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:29:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Nah, man, this is cap, dude.
01:29:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Shadow jumping rooftop to rooftop, beating people up with shoes.
01:29:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This all cap.
01:30:02
Steve-O
Why were there so many army men in that movie?
01:30:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you need fucking bodies to hit the floor, dude.
01:30:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
business
01:30:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and so You needed ads.
01:30:15
Steve-O
that would have been a great That would have been a great needle drop, though.
01:30:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You needed ads.
01:30:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i agree. I for sure agree.
01:30:21
Steve-O
Anyway, Sonic 3? Fuck for me.
01:30:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So, do you like Sonic 2 the best?
01:30:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You gotta like one of them. What the fuck?
01:30:33
Steve-O
I think I would like Sonic 2 more. But you agree with me if there were less wedding scenes.
01:30:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, literally, there's a wedding. There's a cut of that movie.
01:30:43
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:30:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like Not like an official cut, but like I'm on a subreddit where they just do like fan edits, and this guy's like, yeah, i just cut out all the wedding and stuff, and it's infinitely better.
01:30:52
Steve-O
I'm into that.
01:30:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I have to believe them.
01:30:54
Steve-O
Okay.
01:30:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But that guy, that guy's weird beard, that guy's weird goatee, it sticks out to me.
01:31:01
Steve-O
He does got a weird.
01:31:01
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what, Devin?
01:31:02
Steve-O
Oh,
01:31:03
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm sorry, also off subject, but you brought up when Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.
01:31:05
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:31:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:31:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Yellowjacket Season 3 uses that for their promo.
01:31:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:31:14
GREASEDAPOLES
And it's like a weird kind of like slowed down version of it. It's pretty interesting, actually.
01:31:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:31:20
GREASEDAPOLES
just I just remembered it. I was like, whoa, that's really cool. I watched it.
01:31:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, that's why I want to see it.
01:31:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, kind of. It sold it really well.
01:31:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Jesus.
01:31:31
GREASEDAPOLES
It was cool.
01:31:33
Steve-O
That's cool.
01:31:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Anyway.
Transition to News Segment
01:31:34
Steve-O
That's cool.
01:31:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:31:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Anyway. we got stuff to talk about here. Because we got some news.
01:31:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. In other news, right?
01:31:39
Steve-O
We got news, news, news.
01:31:41
GREASEDAPOLES
We got some news.
01:31:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We got the booze news. ah So we're working off, ah we got two weeks, two weeks worth of news.
01:31:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Not a lot here. But you know.
01:31:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
little Not a liar.
01:31:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:31:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um
01:31:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:31:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what? ah There was a cool trailer, ah followed by a not cool trailer. But ah that trailer, Friendship with Tim Robinson, yeah, very good.
01:32:00
GREASEDAPOLES
That looks good.
01:32:01
Steve-O
Oh, I want to see this.
01:32:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Doesn't it?
01:32:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i Well, I just love the trailer. I think it's awesome.
01:32:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yes, yes.
01:32:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And yeah, man, I hope this is, I don't want to say he's coming out because he has three very successful seasons on Netflix, but I don't know.
01:32:08
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:32:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This is just, it's going to get weird. And I'm very into that. There's also an Until Dawn trailer.
01:32:23
Steve-O
yeah
01:32:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't even think I watched it, guys. Some bad news.
01:32:31
GREASEDAPOLES
I didn't either.
01:32:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:32:33
Steve-O
Yeah, I did not. I that's the thing.
01:32:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's fine.
01:32:35
Steve-O
Like, i know people who are like super fans of Until Dawn, the game. And even they're kind of like.
01:32:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, it's... The trailer is basically seems like a low-rent cabin in the woods.
01:32:42
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:32:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because it's like there's... They're just kind of throwing it all at you.
01:32:51
Steve-O
a
01:32:52
GREASEDAPOLES
you know what You know what I think when I see this trailer and this concept and this adaptation in general?
01:32:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And...
01:32:57
GREASEDAPOLES
I think, remember the movie game?
01:32:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:33:00
GREASEDAPOLES
It's getting a game movie adaptation.
01:33:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:33:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, that doesn't doesn't interest me at all. Because, like, the game itself is a movie.
01:33:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:33:11
Steve-O
It's a movie game.
01:33:12
GREASEDAPOLES
And you're making a game movie out of it.
01:33:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, Chris, it's going great. How about that? It's just, it's going to great.
01:33:16
GREASEDAPOLES
What? don't It's redundant. It's redundant.
01:33:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. No, it's going to great, dude. You're wrong. Sorry. I'll make up the rules. I'll make the rules, Chris. It's going to be great.
01:33:25
Steve-O
You make up some rules.
01:33:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah It's going to be great, guys.
01:33:26
Steve-O
There's some rules you make up.
01:33:26
GREASEDAPOLES
You do.
01:33:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Guys, it's going to great.
01:33:29
GREASEDAPOLES
there is There are no more rules.
01:33:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Sticking with movie. All right. So this is a dumb story, but I love, I kind of love the concept.
01:33:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, shit. Hold on.
01:33:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Taylor Lautner. You guys remember him? Household name.
01:33:42
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:33:42
Twin Cheaks
This is going to be good, I think.
01:33:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah He is doing a scripted series at Amazon called Werewolf Hunter, the Werewolf Boy.
01:33:47
Steve-O
Sharkboy.
01:33:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Is this series, not a movie?
01:33:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's a scripted series. ah Basically, ah it's after wrapping the final Twilight, it's meta. I'm a fan of meta. If you say if you say a things meta, my ears perk up.
01:34:05
Steve-O
You're a big fan of the metaverse.
01:34:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Metaverse, MetaHumans, you know, big fans of those, but
01:34:10
Steve-O
Metamucil.
01:34:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Metacarsal. Yeah. I was going to say that.
01:34:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yes. Basically, it says after wrapping the final Twilight film, Taylor Lautner vanished from the spotlight in real life because he's a terrible actor. Fans speculate Tabloids theorize. But the truth is wilder than fiction. He wasn't just taking a mental health break.
01:34:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He was preparing for his real calling. Taylor Lautner werewolf hunter. Playing himself, he is drawn to a secret society of werewolf trackers need his unique expertise.
01:34:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
As he navigate navigates his double life, Hollywood actor by day, supernatural warrior by night, he must wrestle with the ultimate irony. Fighting the very creatures that made him famous. Between saving the world, reviving his career, and falling in love, he faces the ultimate question.
01:34:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What happens when your biggest role becomes your greatest enemy? I hate that I like this. ah just
01:35:01
Steve-O
That sounds silly.
01:35:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I kind of despise it.
01:35:02
Steve-O
That's a silly little thing, though. You know, it's enjoyable.
01:35:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It is silly. It's silly. It's little, but still. um And man, guys, I really wish I could have said this is the biggest story of the last two weeks.
01:35:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, no. What else he got?
01:35:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But it was so it was so mid that I forgot it happened until about 10 seconds ago. ah There is a state of play that happened the other week.
01:35:28
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:35:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, no.
01:35:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I was like,
01:35:29
Steve-O
New games announced...
01:35:29
GREASEDAPOLES
What happened?
State of Play Event Disappointment
01:35:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I was ready. I had the, I had a video playing on my phone in my car as I was driving. Super illegal. Do not do that.
01:35:39
Twin Cheaks
Thank
01:35:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But I was like, I gotta know what happens. I gotta, I gotta see what happens. Uh, and it was just like a lot of, a lot of just mid, mid games.
01:35:52
Steve-O
Uh...
01:35:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And listen, it like, I came home and, i was like, that was all time bad. I was like, live it. i I was trying to find, i was trying to look, you know, find the silver linings. I was like, look okay, there's a lot of like new IP that was announced.
01:36:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
A lot of 2025 release dates, which is nice to see.
01:36:12
Twin Cheaks
Dude, it was it was it was ass, dude.
01:36:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But like, yeah, overall it was fucking like the best part was a trailer.
01:36:15
Twin Cheaks
It was bad.
01:36:19
Twin Cheaks
Like, why even have... You don't even need to to do an event for that.
01:36:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, well, it's like, the best the best part was the trailer for the video game Onimusha that's not coming out until 2026, and I was like, damn it, dude.
01:36:24
Twin Cheaks
just Just put a bunch of stuff out. trailers.
01:36:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um
01:36:34
Steve-O
They were like, we need something.
01:36:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, like, i don't know, like, Ties of Annihilation looks neat, you know, okay.
01:36:36
Steve-O
Anything.
01:36:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Days Gone Remastered, sure.
01:36:45
Twin Cheaks
But again, fucking put it out in a fucking Game Informer interview. Actually, they're not around.
01:36:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They're gone, John.
01:36:50
Twin Cheaks
and Yeah, they're gone.
01:36:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's why they
01:36:51
Twin Cheaks
i was going to say, like, you know, do an IGN interview or something and fucking release the trailer on YouTube whenever.
01:36:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, we're not.
01:36:58
Twin Cheaks
Like, you don't need to have a countdown to a countdown to an event and fucking, you know.
01:36:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:37:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, it's like, basically, it's like they're... I let... You know what? and I'll be honest. I let... i don't think it was John, but I just... I let myself get talked into, like, this is the Bloodborne.
01:37:14
Twin Cheaks
Into the blood borneum? Blood borneum?
01:37:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This is it. Yeah, the Bloodborne.
01:37:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, David, first time.
01:37:18
Twin Cheaks
Ahem.
01:37:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I was like, yo, why else would they do it? yeah
01:37:23
Twin Cheaks
yeah
01:37:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, but right that's the thing.
01:37:25
Twin Cheaks
Ahem.
01:37:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It really wasn't. But I was just like, it's got to be it. what Everything else is pretty embarrassing. They got land on something great. um Ironically, ah there's a a notable game for me. was this game called Mind's Eye.
01:37:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Notable because it's made by Leslie Benzies, who you don't know.
01:37:45
Steve-O
The bends.
01:37:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The Benz, Leslie Benzies was like, the third guy like behind like the GTA fucking juggernaut. Right.
01:37:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like the Hauser brothers. And then Leslie Benzies, he was, yeah, he was the guy like, yeah.
01:38:00
Steve-O
He was their Winston Wolf. Mm-hmm.
01:38:02
GREASEDAPOLES
He's the fixer.
01:38:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like honestly, there's, there's like legal documents where they, he like took a sabbatical after like grant the total four. And they were like,
01:38:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We need you to help like make Red Dead Redemption good. It's like not good. And he literally says, I need the bends with like five exclamation points. I need the bends!
01:38:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And you know he he needed to... He's like the fixer, yeah. So after that, he left Rockstar.
01:38:34
GREASEDAPOLES
and
01:38:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it's it's notable. And it looks... doesn't look great, I'll be honest. ah But it just sticks out. I think, ironically, though, it was counterpicked.
01:38:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Somebody counterpicked it in our fantasy.
01:38:49
GREASEDAPOLES
What's the name of this game?
01:38:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mind's Eye. One word.
01:38:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, my.
01:38:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Mind's Eye.
01:38:53
Steve-O
One word.
01:38:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Munzai.
01:38:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um
01:38:57
Steve-O
That's my game.
01:38:58
GREASEDAPOLES
That's Steve's game.
01:38:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Did you pick it?
01:38:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve made it.
01:38:59
Steve-O
I picked it and Rain counterpicked it this week.
01:39:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait. Oh, great you picked it. Why'd you pick it, Steve?
01:39:05
Steve-O
Because I know what big money is when it's just on the table.
01:39:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, okay. All right.
01:39:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Big money. Loves
01:39:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, all right, yeah. So so clearly you're a fan. Right? Right?
01:39:15
Steve-O
You know, that's the thing.
01:39:16
GREASEDAPOLES
loves it.
01:39:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you're be
01:39:16
Steve-O
Because I know i know the legacy of the Benz.
01:39:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you know. You don't think...
01:39:21
Steve-O
i know. know.
01:39:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:39:24
Steve-O
I believe in the Benz.
01:39:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Lies and P prequel DLC in the Burger King. ah Shinobi looks cool. It's made by the...
01:39:33
Steve-O
Days Gone Remastered.
01:39:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's made by the Streets of Rage 4 guys.
01:39:34
Steve-O
Who cares? What's that about?
01:39:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The what?
01:39:37
Steve-O
Why bringing that back? Why are we bringing Days Gone back?
01:39:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's $10. To me, I don't give a fuck about that. It's $10. Grow up.
01:39:44
Steve-O
Why even waste the time?
01:39:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's what I say.
01:39:45
Steve-O
Why even waste the time? Just put it through Xbox's AI thing now.
01:39:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:39:50
Steve-O
Muse.
01:39:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah boy. Yeah. um Yeah. and And honestly, I think Hell's Us looks still kind of interesting, but like okay.
01:40:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:40:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:40:01
Steve-O
Dude, I don't give a shit about a new house marquee rogue game.
01:40:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, Soros or whatever.
01:40:08
Steve-O
Dude, I don't give a shit. You already made this game. It was called Returnal. Stop making the same game.
01:40:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What a way what a way to end it, too. Like, it wasn't a, this is our last one, not a one more thing. It was just like, here it is. and Because I saw that went, okay. And then it was just over.
01:40:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I think that didn't help in terms of how I viewed the whole event.
01:40:24
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:40:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I was like, that's that's a bad idea. Why doesn't somebody review these?
01:40:33
Steve-O
Saros is like a middle of your big announcement thing game.
01:40:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah it's not Yeah, it's not your show ender, especially with we don't have anything other than this trailer.
01:40:38
Steve-O
It's not an ender.
01:40:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:40:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I don't know. Returnals, I think it's a cool game. ah Frankly, it's too hard for my dumb brain.
01:40:53
Steve-O
I played a little bit. I went, eh, no, thanks.
01:40:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, some people love it, but it's like, that's you don't end on that shit. But yeah, just overall, pretty fun. Pretty mid, pretty, pretty not great.
01:41:05
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:41:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So, yeah, and honestly, the only like notable news that came out of that, which isn't even necessarily news, is ah Capcom also announced with Onimusha Weigh the Sword. and It's not a remake. It's a new game.
01:41:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And they are...
01:41:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Demake.
01:41:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:41:28
GREASEDAPOLES
they're They're demaking.
01:41:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And they are using Mifune's likeness in the game, which...
01:41:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Just tossing them around like a whore.
01:41:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, which is kind of weird.
01:41:38
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:41:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But the thing is, is he they did this exact thing in the Onimusha Netflix show.
01:41:45
Steve-O
They used Mifune.
01:41:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, they used Mifune, and he played Musashi.
01:41:48
Steve-O
How was that? I never watched that.
01:41:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's okay. Like, it's actually to a point...
01:41:52
Twin Cheaks
Did Mifune ever play Musashi in any movies or no?
01:41:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't think so. don't know. Oh, yeah. any And Miyamoto Musashi. Because, honestly, that's how we came up with the name for the dog, is we were watching the Onimusha anime.
01:42:07
Steve-O
Oh.
01:42:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I don't really understand if...
01:42:11
Twin Cheaks
You could have named them Kikuchio.
01:42:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
well I just...
01:42:13
Twin Cheaks
a way better. ah way better name.
01:42:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I refuse.
01:42:17
Twin Cheaks
Alright? I'm just saying.
01:42:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No. No, I can't say that.
01:42:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Kikuchiyo.
01:42:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I can't say that. It's not allowed.
01:42:21
Twin Cheaks
He would have had way more. He would have been a way cooler dog if you named them Kikuchio.
01:42:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I should have just called him Mifune, dude. Hey, Mifune. Yeah, maybe.
01:42:27
Twin Cheaks
Toshiro. Is a cool name.
01:42:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's cool name. But what's interesting?
01:42:32
Twin Cheaks
Ikuru. Just name him Ikuru and kill it.
01:42:33
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Oh, man.
01:42:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What's interesting?
01:42:35
Twin Cheaks
And kill ah the dog.
01:42:35
GREASEDAPOLES
oh
01:42:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Jesus.
01:42:35
Steve-O
Come here, Rashomon.
01:42:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:42:36
GREASEDAPOLES
You sad-ass dog.
01:42:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
jesus
01:42:39
GREASEDAPOLES
oh man.
01:42:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:42:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What's interesting is, like, i don't consider...
01:42:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Rape dog.
01:42:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, one, like, every Onomusha game has, like, an actor's face.
01:42:49
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:42:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, Onomusha 1, 2, and 3 all have famous people's faces plastered on them. And actually...
01:42:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Jean Reno. Jean
01:42:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Jon Renau, Onimusha 2 very famously has a an actor whos who was dead at the time.
01:43:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Reno. Jean Reno.
01:43:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So it's not even like they're above that. This is par for the course. What I don't know is that I don't know if this if the anime is going to lead into the game or vice versa because, like, I don't know. It's... ah
01:43:19
Twin Cheaks
you didn't get through You didn't go through the cringiest part about the trailer yet.
01:43:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah well you know
01:43:23
Twin Cheaks
Which is fucking his fucking British accent.
01:43:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
When I initially watched Japanese, didn't notice watched after the fact. Yeah. Yeah.
01:43:28
Twin Cheaks
Okay, so you watched it in Japanese?
01:43:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i watched it after the fact
01:43:32
Twin Cheaks
I just hope they don't do... like I mean, I guess Sucker Punch has an excuse because they're all fucking white and Western. So that's why that's why Ghost of Tsushima wasn't native Japanese language to begin with.
01:43:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:43:44
Twin Cheaks
But this is Capcom. like There's no excuse, right?
01:43:47
Steve-O
Yo, big brain play, though, you make the English so bad that people just play it in the Japanese.
01:43:54
Twin Cheaks
ah did you Did you see the clip that I posted, Steve? Like, the difference?
01:43:56
Steve-O
that was it was not great. That was...
01:43:58
Twin Cheaks
It's like way... Like, the Japanese is way better.
01:43:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:44:01
Twin Cheaks
He's like... oh you but there Like, he just... He sounds like a samurai.
01:44:05
Steve-O
Yeah, and that's the thing.
01:44:06
Twin Cheaks
Instead of like, hey, oi, oi, Chris Galani.
01:44:06
Steve-O
you
01:44:09
Steve-O
Like...
01:44:09
Twin Cheaks
You wanna go for...
01:44:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, British.
01:44:12
Twin Cheaks
You You wanna go for a bumble in the in the rumble? Like, it's like, what?
01:44:15
GREASEDAPOLES
my Gemini
01:44:16
Steve-O
Come on, we'll get a pie after we tumble into rumble.
01:44:17
Twin Cheaks
What the fuck?
01:44:17
GREASEDAPOLES
All
01:44:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, look at that.
01:44:20
GREASEDAPOLES
all right. so I love pie.
01:44:21
Twin Cheaks
Let's go get a pint. Let's go get a pint at the pub.
01:44:22
GREASEDAPOLES
ah love pints.
01:44:25
Twin Cheaks
and It just doesn't make any sense.
01:44:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Thanks, Shamano.
01:44:26
Twin Cheaks
Like, it doesn't even sound convincing at all.
01:44:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like a soft British accent, too. It's just like.
01:44:31
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, and it's like, if you're gonna go with Mifune, like, you know, fucking go go all in, you know?
01:44:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. And like, you know, they do the thing where that he's kind of silly.
01:44:39
Twin Cheaks
h
01:44:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, you know, there's a little bit of humor to it, which I really don't think lands if he's a British actor. put Yeah, just...
01:44:48
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it doesn't...
01:44:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um I mean, whatever, right? Whatever the fuck. But...
01:44:53
Twin Cheaks
Let's see your best then, eh? Like, that's what he says. I just watched it.
01:44:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:44:57
Steve-O
Mary Poppins!
01:44:57
Twin Cheaks
It's so dumb.
01:44:57
Steve-O
Space Marine!
01:44:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's not...
01:45:01
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, basically.
01:45:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Beats back on the menu, boys!
01:45:02
Twin Cheaks
Oh, my God.
01:45:03
Steve-O
yeah
01:45:05
GREASEDAPOLES
That's the first thing I've known.
01:45:07
Steve-O
and
01:45:07
Twin Cheaks
oh my god
01:45:08
Steve-O
sp marine
01:45:10
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:45:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah ah I know. I know. But again, it's like, we got it. we got It's going to be great. it's ah i You know what?
01:45:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I will say, ah Chris, I think Onimusha Way the Sword is going to come out before my 40th birthday.
01:45:25
Twin Cheaks
h
01:45:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So I'm taking that back. I don't think, I think I'm going to be a, yeah.
01:45:34
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:45:35
Steve-O
Ooh.
01:45:36
GREASEDAPOLES
That's a bold o claim, Mr.
01:45:37
Steve-O
All right.
01:45:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Kropak.
01:45:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I'll put it out.
01:45:40
Steve-O
That's going to be our our Austin Powers bet where we'll come out before or after.
01:45:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:45:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin gets his mojo.
01:45:45
Twin Cheaks
When is it? It doesn't have an official date yet.
01:45:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Get this mojo back.
01:45:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, they said 2026. But we're seeing it.
01:45:51
Twin Cheaks
Actually, you know what?
01:45:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:45:53
Twin Cheaks
I'll hold you to that, Devin. Because I think they'll they'll probably say, like, oh, yeah, January. Or February or something.
01:45:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I'm thinking March at the latest, dude.
01:46:00
Twin Cheaks
Because a fucking Monster Hunter comes out, what?
01:46:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
01:46:03
Twin Cheaks
Next week or some shit?
01:46:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:46:04
Steve-O
Yeah, comes up Friday.
01:46:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
A game that I will not play because I don't get it
01:46:11
Twin Cheaks
Resident Evil 9.
01:46:11
GREASEDAPOLES
You don't like monsters? You afraid?
01:46:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I'm terrified, dude.
01:46:14
Steve-O
Monster Hunter.
01:46:15
Twin Cheaks
When's Resident Evil 9 come out?
01:46:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Monsters.
01:46:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um
01:46:17
Twin Cheaks
seven
01:46:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Not this year.
01:46:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Thanks.
01:46:19
Twin Cheaks
They taking a break?
01:46:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't think they're taking a break. I just think it's not, you know, if we're if it gets announced, it's not going to get announced to like, the summer.
01:46:30
Steve-O
They just don't know which ah which game to do after it, I bet. the hell Come on, man.
01:46:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man, yeah. Oh, ah you know what?
01:46:36
Twin Cheaks
They need the road map.
01:46:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i kind of This is kind of hidden. I don't know why i didn't really pop up. but ah John, I think this is more notable for you than any one of us.
01:46:45
Twin Cheaks
Oh, no.
01:46:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yum.
01:46:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
How do you feel about MGM basically buying and taking control of
James Bond Franchise Concerns
01:46:51
Twin Cheaks
Oh, God. You didn't see all what I was fucking saying throughout the whole fucking thing?
01:46:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
James Bond?
01:46:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I saw a little bit, but I was you know, what's what's your take?
01:46:59
Twin Cheaks
It's fucking horrible, dude. I mean, okay so it's
01:47:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah yeah All I remember is you guys were just saying they were going to have normal cars in James Bond and you were going to throw it.
01:47:07
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:47:07
Twin Cheaks
That he's going to wear a fucking Amazon Kindle watch instead of ah an Omega Speedmaster or Seamaster.
01:47:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. yeah
01:47:13
Twin Cheaks
I mean, what I'm afraid is that, like, and I don't know if there's any, like, evidence to back this up or if, like, Amazon is notorious for this, but, like, it just feels like big, big billionaire tech company takes over this. Like, they're going to imagine they're goingnna try and maximize the profits by by, like, just, you know, by coming out with a bunch of random shit that is unnecessary, right?
01:47:40
Twin Cheaks
Like, fucking...
01:47:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:47:42
Twin Cheaks
fucking money penny a money penny uh animated prequel origin tv series like nobody needs that right
01:47:52
GREASEDAPOLES
John, can I pitch you a ah Bond movie made by Amazon?
01:47:55
Twin Cheaks
ahead go ahead
01:47:57
GREASEDAPOLES
I have an idea. Alright, there are going to be seven James Bonds in this film, right? And they're going to be thrown onto an island and they're going to have to murder each other and the only one that's left is going to be the James Bond and then the series.
01:48:11
Twin Cheaks
So they're double agents?
01:48:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, there's just a shitload of James Bonds.
01:48:15
Twin Cheaks
Or they all James Bond?
01:48:15
GREASEDAPOLES
going to be They're all James Bond. They're all named James Bond. There's Henry Cavill James Bond.
01:48:19
Twin Cheaks
Oh my god.
01:48:21
GREASEDAPOLES
There's Timothee Chalamet James Bond. Austin Butler James Bond. ah Tom Hardy James Bond is going to be in there. ah One funny one, too.
01:48:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Benedict Cumberbatch James Bond is going be on there.
01:48:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:48:33
Steve-O
oh
01:48:34
GREASEDAPOLES
And, yeah, they're all going to just duke it out. Have fun.
01:48:38
Twin Cheaks
I hate that idea.
01:48:39
GREASEDAPOLES
What talking about?
01:48:41
Twin Cheaks
think it's a bad idea.
01:48:42
GREASEDAPOLES
It's great. They're going to do it. The Broccoli's no longer Bonds.
01:48:46
Twin Cheaks
i want to know what... and wonder if, like, Bezos just priced them out. And was like, we'll just give you...
01:48:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, they paid a bill, right?
01:48:54
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a bill, yeah.
01:48:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yes.
01:48:55
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so they probably just took the money and ran.
01:48:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I mean, how do you how do you not, right?
01:48:58
Twin Cheaks
But also, like...
01:49:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's hard.
01:49:01
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, and also, like, i don't know if, like, the broccoli...
01:49:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's hard, dude.
01:49:05
Twin Cheaks
The broccolis were, like, the reasons why... you know, on behind closed doors, the reasons why we never got an Idris Elba, you know, like, I don't know if that, if that was the, if that was the fucking roadblock, that, that's something as transcendental as making a person of color James Bond, was, was keeping them from, you know, but like,
01:49:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:49:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, i feel like I feel like that's some hard institutional to to get out of, though.
01:49:31
GREASEDAPOLES
it It broke them.
01:49:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, that's like...
01:49:36
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah.
01:49:36
GREASEDAPOLES
it It broke them.
01:49:36
Twin Cheaks
No, and and that and that's and that's what I was going for. or That's what I was going to, like like may like, the one thing that might be good out of all this is if, you know, they they'd be willing to get away from some of that stuff.
01:49:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:49:51
Twin Cheaks
but um'm ah um But I'm afraid that, I'm also afraid, and, you know, this is the fucking conservative, like, piece of shit in me. I'm afraid that they're going to go way too off the deep end with it, too, you know?
01:50:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, I would say that, but considering who the president is and how everybody was super stoked to rip out a lot of those, ah you know, ah movements like, ah oh, yeah we don't have to do DEI.
01:50:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then just every company that you've ever heard of just completely removed it off their website and stuff like that. Like, it kind of makes me think that I'm not saying it's off the table, but like, I kind of don't think it we're going to see them going overboard at this point.
01:50:24
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:50:25
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Yeah.
01:50:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, I don't.
01:50:35
GREASEDAPOLES
what What Devin is dancing around is we're going to have a fat James Bond.
01:50:40
Twin Cheaks
I mean, I wouldn't mind that.
01:50:41
GREASEDAPOLES
He's going to be really fat.
01:50:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, no. Oh, yeah, that's
01:50:43
Twin Cheaks
He's fat in the novels, Chris.
01:50:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's P-I-E.
01:50:44
Twin Cheaks
No, he's actually not.
01:50:45
Steve-O
hmm.
01:50:45
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
01:50:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah,
01:50:46
Twin Cheaks
yeah just
01:50:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Really?
01:50:47
Twin Cheaks
I just fucking flex on you guys. Yeah, he's actually actually overweight.
01:50:50
GREASEDAPOLES
He's really fat.
01:50:51
Twin Cheaks
He's actually overweight in the novels. and In the Doctor No novel, he was ah used severely used morbidly obese.
01:50:54
GREASEDAPOLES
That would be amazing.
01:50:59
Twin Cheaks
so
01:50:59
GREASEDAPOLES
There's
01:51:00
Twin Cheaks
He was just a skilled marksman.
01:51:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah bullets would just bounce off his body fat.
01:51:02
Twin Cheaks
that's That's where he got his...
01:51:04
GREASEDAPOLES
a whole chapter he can't get out of the tub. Like he got stuck.
01:51:06
Twin Cheaks
can't get out of the top.
01:51:08
GREASEDAPOLES
He got stuck in it. yeah
01:51:10
Twin Cheaks
But yeah, so like, yeah, like I'm trolling with all this stuff. It doesn't feel good, but like at the same time, like, you know, what what direction was the franchise going in anyway and what direction is the right way for it to go into?
01:51:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:51:24
GREASEDAPOLES
What's better, nothing or something?
01:51:25
Twin Cheaks
The fact that it...
01:51:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Kind of.
01:51:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, you know, I just hate that, yeah, just a bald-ass, rich asshole is like, oh, it's mine now.
01:51:28
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, that's the question, right?
01:51:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:51:35
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:51:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hey, what did you do, dude?
01:51:36
Twin Cheaks
And he's like asking...
01:51:36
GREASEDAPOLES
And he...
01:51:37
Twin Cheaks
And he's like asking fucking, he's asking fans who, yeah.
01:51:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What did you do?
01:51:40
GREASEDAPOLES
eight ah but
01:51:40
Twin Cheaks
How many James Bond movies do you even, like, have you even watched Jeff Bezos?
01:51:43
GREASEDAPOLES
A Bond villain has bought the rights to James Bond.
01:51:44
Twin Cheaks
Probably three.
01:51:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah like, Dr. No literally owns it now.
01:51:50
Twin Cheaks
Skyfall is Jeff Bezos' his favorite Bond movie for a reason. Because it's he's only watched two of them. So.
01:51:57
GREASEDAPOLES
He likes Tomorrow Never Dies because it's about manipulating the media.
01:51:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
At least it's not quantum as tall as dude.
01:51:58
Twin Cheaks
No, but like.
01:52:03
GREASEDAPOLES
sure he loves that movie.
01:52:04
Twin Cheaks
So like, yeah, there's like, there's a couple things that would scare me. about this. And like one of the main scary things about it is like what they like to do in the, in these movies is they like to have homages to, to the, to the old stuff. They like to play nostalgia that way.
01:52:21
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:52:21
Twin Cheaks
But like, what's stopping these guys from just doing a fucking gold finger remake, calling it gold finger, modernizing it, bastardizing it, completely destroying the original by making a new, a new one, you know, like,
01:52:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, nothing.
01:52:35
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, I think you're onto something there. Because I think the whole period thing would be a real hot thing.
01:52:41
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so if it's not DEI and it's nostalgia, they'll just play off the nostalgia.
01:52:41
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a cop right now. Yeah.
01:52:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:52:46
Twin Cheaks
And that's how they'll put people in seats. That's how i'll get they'll get the subs. Oh, they're remaking Goldfinger! Yes! This is what we always wanted!
01:52:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:52:54
Twin Cheaks
We wanted Goldfinger in 60 frames, not Bloodborne. We don't want Bloodborne in frames, in 60 frames.
01:53:01
GREASEDAPOLES
those people damn those people their eyes those fools they don't deserve eyes
01:53:03
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:53:05
Twin Cheaks
So, I don't know, man. like that's like That's ultimate nightmare shit Is them just, you know, doing, doing it like, or, you know, I don't know, quote unquote rebooting the series and then just doing them over one by one again and pumping them out.
01:53:20
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:53:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, that would be stupid.
01:53:21
Twin Cheaks
You know, like we start with Dr. No.
01:53:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's a pretty solid idea ah what they're going to
01:53:25
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. And then once we get to, yeah, once we get to Goldfinger and from Russia with love, then hopefully I'll be dead by then. Like by the time, by the time those movies come out, you know what i mean?
01:53:32
GREASEDAPOLES
do. Well, there there will be spinoff TV shows for each one of the remakes that come out, too. So you get like a gold like a Goldfinger limited series like The Penguin.
01:53:40
Twin Cheaks
h
01:53:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah,
01:53:43
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, just like MI6 crap. Like, i don't know.
01:53:46
GREASEDAPOLES
man.
01:53:49
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I mean... Yeah, Goldfinger Penguin.
01:53:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:53:51
Steve-O
You
01:53:51
Twin Cheaks
i mean I mean, we'll see. We'll see. I'm not excited about it. and But also, at the same time, there was nothing really going for the franchise from what they've been saying anyway since No Time to Die.
01:54:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:54:05
Twin Cheaks
And that ended very definitively. <unk> know if you guys... Have you seen it? that You've seen it, Devin, right?
01:54:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, I love that movie, yeah.
01:54:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, 100%.
01:54:11
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah.
01:54:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
that's That's one of my favorites.
01:54:11
Twin Cheaks
So, like... it's rare it's very good. And the way they ended it was very definitive and and it was a good way to end it, right? So...
01:54:21
GREASEDAPOLES
What you can do, too, you know, that you brought up the whole remake thing, is you could have one James Bond that's in, like, the new James Bond movies, and then another James Bond that's in the remakes.
01:54:33
GREASEDAPOLES
So you can cast multiple James Bonds,
01:54:35
Twin Cheaks
ah your Are you talking about an Elseworlds, the Batman situation?
01:54:42
GREASEDAPOLES
100% man 1
01:54:42
Twin Cheaks
Where we have two different James Vons, one for the James Bond cinematic universe and and one and one by Matt Reeves that's like really good and grounded.
01:54:46
GREASEDAPOLES
million percent
01:54:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
One for you and one for me, baby. Yeah.
01:54:52
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah 100% that's a total possibility
01:54:57
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so I don't know, man. As a really big James Bond fan, I'm not happy about it, but i'm not I wasn't happy with the way things were going anyway, so but we'll we'll see.
01:55:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:55:11
Twin Cheaks
um I just hope I'm dead.
01:55:11
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:55:13
Twin Cheaks
I i hope I'm dead by the time the first one comes out.
01:55:14
Steve-O
Oh my god.
01:55:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I was thinking about that, man. I was like, oh, it must be so cool to be dead right now.
01:55:20
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what's great?
01:55:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fucking rule.
01:55:22
GREASEDAPOLES
John, whenever I look at new Star Trek stuff, I'm like, yeah, I wish I'm dead.
01:55:27
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I hope I'm dead by the time this comes out.
01:55:27
GREASEDAPOLES
I wish I died! What's so bad?
01:55:28
Steve-O
you
01:55:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Section 31 movie, and I was like, yeah, I should have died years ago.
01:55:33
Twin Cheaks
Oh my god.
01:55:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
because I wish I was dead.
01:55:35
Twin Cheaks
You know what? maybe Maybe I'll be dead by the time i get to this.
01:55:40
GREASEDAPOLES
was so bad. Oh, so bad.
01:55:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There you go, guys.
01:55:45
GREASEDAPOLES
So bad.
01:55:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
right. Let's bounce off of that real quick.
01:55:51
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah yeah, let's get out of that.
01:55:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um
01:55:52
GREASEDAPOLES
You're right.
Video Game Industry Criticism
01:55:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Listen, I don't understand video games. I just don't get it because ah there was this news.
01:56:00
GREASEDAPOLES
You don't like him anymore?
01:56:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
there're just I'm getting there, dude. I'm getting there. ah No, dude, there's this news report. And like we got a taste of this with ah you know some stuff last year.
01:56:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Where was like, hey, you made it a really good game, but like we're still going to fire you.
01:56:15
Twin Cheaks
you
01:56:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And sometimes you're going be like, well, yeah, it's probably because like even though it was like really critically received well, it was on Game Pass, so they didn't me like really sell a lot. like Maybe.
01:56:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But Marvel Rivals ah came out. It's like the new big thing. Eight Overwatch's And still, ah the there was a story about how the entire... Marble Rivals, I believe, is a South Korean game studio, I think.
01:56:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Or maybe a Chinese game studio. Not sure.
01:56:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
01:56:49
Steve-O
i Yeah, I know i think Nettie's is Chinese, but I think the studio might be South Korea.
01:56:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. Okay. Yeah.
01:56:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:56:56
Steve-O
i'm Yeah, I'm not sure there.
01:56:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But basically the entire like US studio was fired, ah even though it's like the biggest game on the planet at the moment.
01:57:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I just don't know. Like, what do you what do you what is job security in 2025 in the video game industry?
01:57:17
Steve-O
Dude, what is just job security in 2025? Oh,
01:57:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, that too, that too.
01:57:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, seriously.
01:57:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus.
01:57:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But, yeah, it's just like, oh, no, this is, like, doing really well.
01:57:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But you're fired. And it's like, yeah.
01:57:29
Steve-O
ah you made the biggest game of the year right now?
01:57:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Ah, sorry. Sorry. So the entire yeah the entire Seattle team ah from Marvel Rivals was laid off, which is, like, it's not news, like, hard.
01:57:34
Steve-O
We have to wipe half your team.
01:57:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This has never happened before. But it's just, like, it just seemed like there was no reason outside of they were just organizational reasons is the official line. And it's just like, okay, sure.
01:57:57
Steve-O
This makes sense when in it's like, you know, Concord's team, like stuff like that, where it's like, yeah, they're not. the They unfortunately failed. But yeah, like you're saying, like, it's the biggest game.
01:58:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what? And you know what's you know and it's like
01:58:10
Steve-O
100%.
01:58:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know the owners are fucking stupid, right?
01:58:14
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:58:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because there's the the other story that i read today about how they almost did a Concord because they almost didn't even make this game, Chris, because they were like, what do you mean we have to pay for the Marvel Right.
01:58:18
Steve-O
a
01:58:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And they were like, let's not use Marvel IP. Let's just make our own shit. And apparently they had to be convinced. like they they They're like, dude, no. like No, it's not going to do well unless you do it.
01:58:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
of Seen as a last minute pivot ah for licensing fees. The CEO dixta almost dicks the project because he objected to paying Walt Disney for the use of popular characters like Wolverine and Spider-Man.
01:58:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. this is This is what happens when you and you make the coin counters in charge.
01:59:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and it's...
01:59:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, this is this is all that is.
01:59:04
Steve-O
yeah Yeah, this is what made people turn heads.
01:59:06
GREASEDAPOLES
It's like, well, why should we spend money on this? We could just make it our way. Yeah.
01:59:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But it's so it's just so crazy because... Like, granted, right? It's like, who cares? They paid for it, so it doesn't matter. But it's like, dude, this is literally why people said, this is why this was well-received, and this why Concord wasn't.
01:59:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like... Yeah, it has a Marvel, it's Marvel IP. That's what it is. No one's going to it because it's a fucking Overwatch ripoff, which it is.
01:59:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, whatever, right? It's not illegal to do it.
01:59:35
Steve-O
Blatantly.
01:59:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But, yeah, it's just, that's what it is. So, yeah.
01:59:40
GREASEDAPOLES
It's tone deaf. It's completely tone deaf on the side of the the money.
01:59:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and and then, yeah, you read stories like that and you're like, who is, does anybody have any fucking brains, like, over there and
01:59:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Not understanding.
01:59:50
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
01:59:50
Steve-O
I mean, you know, Nettie's the same company that, what was that? They did um insider, or not insider trading, ah money laundering.
01:59:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Neti pots.
02:00:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
02:00:00
Steve-O
they got They got caught doing money laundering or something, allegedly.
02:00:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Probably. i There were so many. Allegiant.
02:00:03
Steve-O
Allegedly. Allegedly.
02:00:06
GREASEDAPOLES
So a cool company run by scumbags.
02:00:06
Steve-O
or
02:00:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Fraud.
02:00:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like NetEase was one. It was like Embracer group, right? Whereas like they just all of a sudden all this money was showing up and they were just buying studios and everyone's like, okay, but like, what is, what are they doing?
02:00:17
Steve-O
yeah yeah
02:00:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it was like, we don't know you fraud basically.
02:00:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Fraud.
02:00:27
Steve-O
allegedly
02:00:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, allegedly.
02:00:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Allegedly, definitely for fraud. Allegedly. um But yeah, so it's just, i don't know. You just read these stories and you're like, that sucks.
02:00:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then you read another story you're like, oh, they're idiots. They're just dummies.
02:00:41
Steve-O
Yeah, they're they're stupid. They're stupid, just idiots. And this is the thing. This isn't just like this company's CEO. This is all CEOs, it seems.
02:00:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Yep. It's all money. It's the only thing that matters.
02:00:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:00:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, how come we cut corners here? Why does it matter we don't get the Marvel IPs?
02:00:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and like i didn't I didn't follow it. I didn't follow it too
Microsoft Games & Xbox Speculations
02:01:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
much. I just was like, that's stupid. But ah Steve, you mentioned it earlier, but like Phil Spencer basically was like, he introduced ah some AI thing, and he's like, this is going to help with game preservation. And everyone's like, that's not what that means.
02:01:16
Steve-O
And I was like, you're so stupid.
02:01:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You fool.
02:01:18
Steve-O
You're so stupid.
02:01:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. ah
02:01:20
Steve-O
He's
02:01:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Also, ah head of, head of ah he's no longer head of Xbox.
02:01:21
GREASEDAPOLES
It's all he's got. It's all he's got, guys. It's all he's got.
02:01:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's he's head of like Microsoft Games or something now. The Twitter account was changed.
02:01:29
Twin Cheaks
ah Does that mean Xbox is dead?
02:01:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Pretty much, dude, which is, you know, ah pretty much, yeah. Xbox is essentially dead.
02:01:37
Twin Cheaks
Hell yeah, brother.
02:01:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, i there still might be a console coming out. I don't know why. Seems like a pretty bad idea.
02:01:46
Twin Cheaks
Just make a PC.
02:01:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah mean, that's kind of what they think they're doing.
02:01:48
Twin Cheaks
Make $1,000 that can run Windows.
02:01:50
Steve-O
Make it run Steam. Just make...
02:01:51
Twin Cheaks
have run windows
02:01:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:01:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah rumor The rumor i had heard was they're going to make a system, a console that can basically run different clients like Steam and and other things. But at that point, it's like, let me just get a PC.
02:02:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh boy.
02:02:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But who yeah, it's just rumors heard by a guy, heard by another guy.
02:02:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Steam Deck.
02:02:09
Twin Cheaks
Just make a PC.
02:02:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Make a PC. Hey, it's about John, did you know that your PC is an Xbox?
02:02:12
Twin Cheaks
Just make a Microsoft Nintendo Switch. You know?
02:02:18
Steve-O
Did you know your phone's an Xbox?
02:02:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Your phone, Xbox.
02:02:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
02:02:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, your phone. That toilet, Xbox.
02:02:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, look down. dev Devin, look down.
02:02:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, what am I looking at?
02:02:24
GREASEDAPOLES
That's an Xbox.
02:02:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, my navel?
02:02:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Look down.
02:02:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Look down.
02:02:27
Steve-O
Grab your joystick.
02:02:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like i
02:02:28
Steve-O
Grab your joystick.
02:02:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i
02:02:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Look down.
02:02:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Grab my choice name, yeah. That's an X-Bad.
02:02:31
Twin Cheaks
Grab his dick and twist it.
02:02:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
02:02:33
Steve-O
Give him the old dick twist.
02:02:33
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
02:02:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Where's the dick?
02:02:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Now that is an Xbox game i want to play.
02:02:39
Steve-O
You want to play with Devin's dick?
02:02:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:02:41
GREASEDAPOLES
It's called Dick Twist, okay?
02:02:42
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
02:02:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:02:45
Steve-O
you God damn, Steve. You thoughtless, ignorant idiot.
02:02:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Jesus.
02:02:50
Twin Cheaks
Mm-hmm.
02:02:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You fended Muppet, you dumb dummy.
02:02:54
GREASEDAPOLES
You are a fetid Moppet for making that comment.
02:02:55
Steve-O
Hey. Hey, don't call me a... Hey. Hey, now.
02:03:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hey, Dad, tell me that.
02:03:00
Steve-O
You're an all-star.
02:03:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Getting so angry.
02:03:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yo, rest in peace, dude.
02:03:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Oof.
02:03:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Come on.
02:03:05
Steve-O
Hey, you know what, Chris?
02:03:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Remind me about that.
02:03:06
Steve-O
You must eradicate from your essence childish folly.
02:03:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Grow! Grow! Grow! oh oh That's fun.
02:03:18
Steve-O
Mr. Milchick running around.
02:03:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Milkshake.
02:03:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You just get bigger every time you go.
02:03:21
GREASEDAPOLES
He's always the best. I love that guy. Creepy. You know, he's got that creepy smile. And I looked up the actor, you know, when he's not playing that character. He's a handsome smile.
02:03:32
Steve-O
Oh, he's so handsome.
02:03:34
GREASEDAPOLES
He's a handsome handsome man.
02:03:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Unrecognizable with a beard, though.
02:03:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah.
02:03:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i saw him with a beard, and I was like, that's not the same man.
02:03:38
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:03:39
GREASEDAPOLES
It softens his face.
02:03:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:03:41
GREASEDAPOLES
It softens him up a little.
02:03:43
Steve-O
The mustache hardens that face.
02:03:45
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Yeah, yeah. he he looks he like He gets that creepy look down.
02:03:49
Steve-O
Make my mustache growl.
02:03:49
GREASEDAPOLES
and i
02:03:52
GREASEDAPOLES
what What, are they just going to replace Kang with him? Is that going to happen?
02:03:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Actually, that was a rumor. No.
02:04:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Don't do the boner noise.
02:04:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That may have just also been like, he's black.
02:04:04
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Yeah, there you go.
02:04:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and That might have been the rumor, you know?
02:04:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't know.
02:04:10
GREASEDAPOLES
black man actor make him Kang that's what Kevin Feige said said it just like that make him Kang black actor Kang man oh Krang will get his day on the silver screen now
02:04:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:04:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Does he have abs?
02:04:21
Steve-O
Oh, when you said Kang, I was thinking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I was thinking about Krang.
02:04:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, that's Krang. That's Krang, you muppet, dude.
02:04:30
Steve-O
was thinking of Milchak's face inside the Krang suit.
02:04:30
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
02:04:36
GREASEDAPOLES
that I would pay to see
02:04:39
Steve-O
Oh, you fadded Muppet.
02:04:42
GREASEDAPOLES
we got We got a solid Krang movie last year with the substance.
02:04:46
Steve-O
We did.
02:04:46
GREASEDAPOLES
So let's let's get another one out there, baby. Get more Krang movies.
Wrap Up with Humor and Closing Thoughts
02:04:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Crang it up, dude.
02:04:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Who doesn't love a good Krang movie?
02:04:54
Steve-O
Crang it up. Is that it for this week? I think, I think crang it up is a good way to sum up this week.
02:04:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's it, man. That's it.
02:05:00
GREASEDAPOLES
think we're good.
02:05:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, crang your hog, dude.
02:05:00
Twin Cheaks
That's it, baby.
02:05:00
GREASEDAPOLES
No more Krang news out there.
02:05:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:05:03
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm
02:05:04
Steve-O
Crang that hog.
02:05:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh, well, no.
02:05:06
GREASEDAPOLES
in your belly. na I'm Krang.
02:05:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There's Ninja Turtles is in Call of Duty, but crang is sadly not. So.
02:05:16
Twin Cheaks
Damn.
02:05:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Pour one out for your boy, Crang. Everybody out there.
02:05:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, justice for Krang, fight for Krang.
02:05:22
Steve-O
Give me the AKM.
02:05:26
Steve-O
Fight for crying, everybody.
02:05:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Pour one out.
02:05:27
Steve-O
and but We'll be back next week.
02:05:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Pour one out.
02:05:29
Steve-O
um We're going to be doing ah milkshake test trials. So ah be there while we try every milkshake available.
02:05:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh.
02:05:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Yay.
02:05:38
Steve-O
Or not. It depends on if we can get milkshakes.
02:05:39
GREASEDAPOLES
We're not getting milkshakes.
02:05:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I didn't sign up for any of that.
02:05:43
Steve-O
We you don't sign up for things.
02:05:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Not getting them. Guys didn't even buy the milkshake machine I told you to buy when I get milkshakes.
02:05:45
Steve-O
It's not summer camp.
02:05:47
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
02:05:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just leave it out.
02:05:51
Steve-O
All right.
02:05:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's what I did. Just leave out your ice cream, dude.
02:05:53
Steve-O
Leave it out.
02:05:54
GREASEDAPOLES
It's kind of how?
02:05:55
Steve-O
Just... Leave some ice cream out. It turns into a milkshake. There you go. Have a great one.
02:06:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Ew.
02:06:02
Steve-O
See you guys next week. Bye-bye.
02:06:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Drink it.