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Olds in a Car
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Introduction and Grilling Mishaps
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of March 16th through 16th day. Hell yeah.
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Steve-O
What?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
What?
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GREASEDAPOLES
What?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
What?
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GREASEDAPOLES
What?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, here we got Devin Kopech. What?
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Steve-O
What?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
We got Steve Oteri. What?
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Steve-O
boy
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
We got Chris Kalani. What?
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GREASEDAPOLES
What?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And we got John Suarez. What?
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Twin Cheaks
Hello.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hi. let we go
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Twin Cheaks
What?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Guys, I burnt my fingertip today and I'm a survivor.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Can I ask you a question, Devin?
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Steve-O
What?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yes.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Were you trying to burn your fingerprints off like in Men in Black?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah No, like in seven.
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GREASEDAPOLES
oh
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Steve-O
Oh, which which of the sins were you?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
So.
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GREASEDAPOLES
ah Oh! Oh!
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, it's so no one can find my crime prints.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, I don't want to be um too much of a nitpicky person here, but um he cut his fingerprints off in 7.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
boy I'm going to, dude, I was, I'm, I'm this close to calling you a slur.
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GREASEDAPOLES
He didn't burn them off. It wasn't... Well...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah No, no, I burned, I burned, uh, I was trying to get something off the grill today cause the grill season. Hell yeah, brother.
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GREASEDAPOLES
help the area
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Twin Cheaks
Hell yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Um, and, uh, and, uh, I burnt my thingy tip and I was like, how can I go on?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Put on your aprons.
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Twin Cheaks
oh yeah
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Steve-O
yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Put on your aprons.
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Twin Cheaks
What were you grilling?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Jenny was grilling salmon and she's asked me to take it off. And i was like, well, it's on foil.
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Twin Cheaks
And you used your hands.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I can just pick it up.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And one side was fine. No issues there. The other side, I may as well.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, the fire side?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Let me guess.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
may as well.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That was the side where the fire was on.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I may as well just put my finger right on the grill. ah
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GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm. Hmm.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
That was
Pet Grooming Tales
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
pretty bad. um And you know what? I don't know if we have to get... don't know violence needs to be introduced here, but like, I don't know how many times I have to explain to Jenny.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like me and Dill seasoning is, is this is not gonna, it's not gonna work. I'm not a fan and it ruins everything she makes.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Devin ain't no deal, dude. Devin don't deal, dude.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
She always thinks like, I'm not gonna notice. And then I go, what did you season this with? Which is basically when I ask her that it's code for like, this tastes bad and I need to know why.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's,
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GREASEDAPOLES
i will I will say to Jenny's stef defense, dill is a cornerstone seasoning of salmon.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, that's what she said. And I said, I love that for you. That's what I said. I love that for you. It's not it. It's not not it here. Not round here, bot, man. Not round here.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
So, yeah, no. So I burnt my finger and then I ate something that I felt was tainted.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Cool.
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Twin Cheaks
What do you mean by tainted?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know?
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Twin Cheaks
like
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because it had dill seasoning on it.
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GREASEDAPOLES
It had flavor.
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Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, I like other seasonings. It's just not dill. And then she always thinks like she could, it's going to sneak by me. And I think I have, honestly, I think I have like a, a hyper sensitivity to it.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
um
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Twin Cheaks
You really hate pickles that much?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. I really do not enjoy them. And it like, it just, and it's not like i eat it and I like spit it out because it's so disgusting, but I'm just like, you know, it's like when blue cheese is on something, I'm like, this doesn't taste good.
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Twin Cheaks
I love pickles.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Me too.
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Twin Cheaks
No, you're a fucking psycho, dude.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And like, what is wrong with it?
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Twin Cheaks
It's pickles, dude. What's wrong with pickles, man?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
A lot.
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Twin Cheaks
Pickles are...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
The flavor. The taste.
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Steve-O
not a pickle and dryer either, so I'm with you, Devin.
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Twin Cheaks
No, you guys are fucking idiot morons.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. It taints, dude.
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GREASEDAPOLES
going to grab like ah a giant pickle one day. going to grab you both by the collar and eat it in front of you.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's fine.
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GREASEDAPOLES
face to face while I do it.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I might throw up.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You understand? It's
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I might throw up.
Video Game Habits and Pranks
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GREASEDAPOLES
going to happen.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't like it, dude.
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Twin Cheaks
You're getting roasted right out of Discord.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, what the... What is this?
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Steve-O
Wait, what's going on?
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Twin Cheaks
Didn't you say Chemical Plant Zone was the most overrated Sonic song?
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Steve-O
What's going on?
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Twin Cheaks
Didn't you say that ah a little bit ago?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh No, no. Chemical Plant Zone is the most overrated level.
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Steve-O
got those loopy-loos.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
i
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Twin Cheaks
I thought you said ah the song was.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
i hate...
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Steve-O
It's got those loopy-loos.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah The song's good. The song's good. I like the song. I just hate that level so much, and I don't understand why people think it's like the best level in Sonic history.
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Twin Cheaks
Okay.
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GREASEDAPOLES
ah Tim got you good. Yeah,
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Steve-O
Wow. Wow.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Let me guess. You would he call me racist? let me Let me go in.
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GREASEDAPOLES
he did.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
and Yeah, yeah.
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Steve-O
Yeah, he did!
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
There it is. One trick pony, Lucas.
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Twin Cheaks
10 minute PM.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, listen, Evan, he goes to the well a lot, but this one was a banger. That's what I'm dog.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
This one, hey, a broken clock, right?
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Steve-O
Oh,
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I mean.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
um Let me get look.
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Twin Cheaks
Guys, it's, uh, it's, it's the spring sale time.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, my God.
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Twin Cheaks
What are you guys getting? Did you guys get anything?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh shit.
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Steve-O
I got a few things.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Fuck.
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Steve-O
ah go through my I'll go through my recent purchases.
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Twin Cheaks
What'd you get? got, I got the whole Doom, I got the entire Doom history in my, in my cart right now for like 20 bucks.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You doomed yourself. You doomed yourself.
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Steve-O
Just get Doom 1.
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Twin Cheaks
I'm thinking about it. Should i just do it?
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Steve-O
Just get the 1.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You're going to doon yourself?
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Twin Cheaks
I played Doom 1, but i want what if I want all of them, Steve, just to have them? Because that's my life now.
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Steve-O
I mean, it's on sale.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what's crazy?
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GREASEDAPOLES
I bet.
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Steve-O
You could do it.
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Twin Cheaks
Alright, it's Doom, Doom 2, Doom 3, 2016, Doom Doom 64 $26. Because it says $103. Yeah. doom eternal and doom sixty four for twenty six buck
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Steve-O
That's a good deal. You know what? Do it.
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Twin Cheaks
it says
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GREASEDAPOLES
i'll be I'll be real with you, John.
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Twin Cheaks
ah hundred and three dollars yeah
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GREASEDAPOLES
You're going to be burned out by Doom 3.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'll be honest. You're not going to play any Dune games.
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Steve-O
youll You'll play Doom 2016.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
you not going to play any Dune games.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You'll play Doom 2016 and be like, ah that's life-giving.
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Twin Cheaks
I mean,
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but I want to get ready for the Dark Ages, man. I want to play them all. I want to play...
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GREASEDAPOLES
All right, all right.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
i
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Twin Cheaks
Well, I never played Doom Eternal, but i played Doom.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, Dark Age is, you know, John, that's the prequel.
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Twin Cheaks
The original Doom.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
So you can play that first.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, you think I'm a fucking Red Dead 2 scrub? And I played Red Dead 2 first?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I somehow I don't think the plot is going to be that.
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Twin Cheaks
No. Yeah, it's not really... Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah can
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Twin Cheaks
All I know, he's got a fucking spinny chainsaw shield in the new game.
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Steve-O
in terms.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it rules.
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Twin Cheaks
That looks so cool.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. But like, you know what? You know what? i going And I'm guilty of this.
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Twin Cheaks
And he's got a fur vest that I thought was his hair.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. ah be honest, I'm guilty of this, but like it's wild that we buy collections of games.
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Twin Cheaks
And never play them.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
An invisible shelf, so you can put it on your in
Media Critiques and Comparisons
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
imaginary shelf.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so that when I die, I can pass my Steam library. Oh, wait, I can't. That's what the rule was.
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GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
That you can't, that nobody can be queen.
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GREASEDAPOLES
but
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's... a
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Twin Cheaks
Nah, I feel like, uh, no, my so my my son will have my Steam account.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I'll bequeath my my password shit.
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Twin Cheaks
Uh, far on. Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but what if your son's like, Dad, I like my own games and I want to buy it with my...
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Twin Cheaks
Dad, I like board games. I like to play Twilight Imperium with my friends at school.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Get out of this house.
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Steve-O
I'm really into painting.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
would Would that be the first time you strike your son?
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Twin Cheaks
i't know. That wouldn't be the first. in that I'm just kidding. That's not off so funny.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah,
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Steve-O
my God.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus Christ.
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Twin Cheaks
That's not funny, and I would never do that, ever.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
it's a little funny.
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Twin Cheaks
It's not funny.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I laugh thinking of you just
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Twin Cheaks
i I cried when they gave him his first fucking im immunization shot when he was a baby, so If that tells you anything about how soft I am and that, and then I won't, yeah, I cried because he was in pain.
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Steve-O
You cried because you were like, you were like, RDJ was rad.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I should be doing that.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Sam, Sam actually made fun of me. She laughed at me because I was, I cried at him.
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Steve-O
Wait, RDJ, that's the wrong fucking...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wow.
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Steve-O
I meant Kennedy.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Christ.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, uh, John, I can, you know, John, I can kind of, I can kind of relate to that.
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Twin Cheaks
yeah Oh yeah, that's the wrong one.
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Steve-O
i'm Not Robert Downey Jr.
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Twin Cheaks
That's the wrong one.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh, when we had Buffy, I, I had to, uh, I had to hold her down when she got her first, she got her first thermometer,
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Twin Cheaks
You were soft. You were soft.
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Steve-O
Oh, dude.
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GREASEDAPOLES
up the butt.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I remember because I kind of put my hands around her her head and a cone so she could only see me.
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Twin Cheaks
Dude.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then the bulging of the eyes and the look of betrayal went, it fucked me up for a few weeks.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, no. that That sounds traumatic.
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Steve-O
They used an actual thermometer though, right?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Nah. There was, just you know,
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Steve-O
Because I, well, no, no, no.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I didn't.
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Twin Cheaks
Aren't there other ways to take a temperature for a dog?
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Steve-O
Because I remember with Nightwing, when he was a little kitten, we took him to the vet that's like right up the street from us. And the veterinarian stuck her fucking index finger up his ass to take his rectal temperature.
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Steve-O
This is a kitten, by the way.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus. Did you think that's why he was so angry?
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Steve-O
you know dude. after After that, he never was chill with people ever again.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
but yeah Hey, I didn't do any of that.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, man.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Holy shit, man.
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Twin Cheaks
oh there
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GREASEDAPOLES
was violated. oh it's terrible.
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Steve-O
Understandably so, he would respond like that to other people.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Fuck. Fuck.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
and He always attacked me.
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Steve-O
Maybe you did, Devin.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Maybe I was always trying to.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I think he did.
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Steve-O
ah You know what?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Now, Devin, I'm second guessing what I did.
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Steve-O
Let me find out what's in here.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
like what Did that guy even wear a glove? like Was he just like smoking a cigarette? He's like, I'll just eyeball it.
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Steve-O
No, mean, she had a glove on, but like, you know...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, why?
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Steve-O
i Like, you know, keep in mind, this was like the first like real pet I had. So i was like, is this normal?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, is this okay?
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Steve-O
And then when I asked people, they were like, no, that's not how they do it.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, is this alright?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I've never heard of that in my life, man. Just thinking your random digit of the
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's pretty wild. But like, dude, just seeing like your pet, because you're like, listen, you you trust me as far as we know.
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Twin Cheaks
They don't trust you anymore after that.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
and then And then you got to bring him to the hell.
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Steve-O
No. That's the second they they never want to go on a trip again on the, in the car.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I will say, yeah, I will say Musashi's much, he's fine with it. He's like, okay, cool. And I'm like, oh, what a lucky, what a luck out that was, dude.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I remember if whenever I take my dog to get groomed at like PetSmart, they have this window where you can like see in and watch them being groomed.
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Twin Cheaks
Nah, dude, you gotta walk away. You gotta to walk away.
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GREASEDAPOLES
And I have to walk away because he looks so pitiful on that table, man.
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Steve-O
just walk away.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, you can't. Yeah, cause we... Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't. You can't watch that shit.
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GREASEDAPOLES
i can't like he's he's just like you're like shaking and scared, not really know what's going on.
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Twin Cheaks
Like, cause like, um...
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, they have them like, they have them on those fucking like, torture towel things that are hung up on the ceiling too, and it's like...
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Steve-O
and
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
jesus
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GREASEDAPOLES
It's a whole thing, Devin.
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Twin Cheaks
I don't know what they're called, but like, they gotta to hold them up so they can like, clip your nails and shit.
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GREASEDAPOLES
They gotta, like, they gotta push their limits with pain so that they... No, I'm making that up. ah They have to...
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Twin Cheaks
Gotta waterboard your dog.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
water for him.
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Twin Cheaks
yeah
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GREASEDAPOLES
Now...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
they They stick those pregnants theres a period ah stickers on people so that they can really feel what the pain is.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Listen.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
My dog doesn't like... He doesn't like when you touch his paws. So when he gets his nails clipped...
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Twin Cheaks
I don't like it either when people touch my paws.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I don't want any.
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Twin Cheaks
So I i get it
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hold on. Is
Deep Dive into 'Max Payne 3'
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
it any paw or a particular one? Because Mushi's top right.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Every, everyone, like he gets through.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's like, get the fuck out here.
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Twin Cheaks
He's like, fuck no, that's mine.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Everything else, hes he doesn't love it, but you know he doesn't he has he reacts when he touches one paw.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I wouldn't, I like, I can only imagine what it'd be like if I tried to clip his nails. Like he would, we got to get over this. Like I gotta, I gotta, we, we gotta figure this out.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
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GREASEDAPOLES
Me and Duke. Like i we can't, we can't live like that.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
He can't live like that.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think you just hit him real hard.
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GREASEDAPOLES
yeah you know I'm going to start grabbing his balls, man. I'm just going to be like, hey man, I got him.
00:10:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Normalize it.
00:10:52
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll be like, he's got to get used to it, you know?
00:10:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you know, that is the lamest fucking people. I was complaining to somebody about like, oh, yeah, no. Anytime we got to put his the dog's you know vest on to go for walks. he like He's excited, but then he kind of walks away. He kind of wants to make it a little game, and it's it's kind of pain.
00:11:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:11:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They're like, you just need to normalize it. Just normalize I'm like, and that's the lazy answer to everything. Just normalize it. Chris just rip his paws out every day.
00:11:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just normalize it.
00:11:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, fuck that. i I, if I have to put his vest on, if he tries, but I put him under my legs. Like I straddle him so he can't move, put the vest on then the leash.
00:11:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you got it
00:11:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Apparently, just leave it on, and then sometimes you put it on, and then don't leave the house. And I'm like, I'm not a psychopath. I would never do that to my dog.
00:11:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Nah, nah, that's it.
00:11:46
Steve-O
got to use your teeth, Chris. You got to.
00:11:47
GREASEDAPOLES
I, I, you know, I chew on them every once in a while just to show them, you know, and I'm, I'm the head on show here. Okay. Like that's,
00:11:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You gotta let him know, dude.
00:11:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he he understands. he's He's getting it now. He's listening to me too, which realistically is actually kind of nice.
00:12:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's...
00:12:05
GREASEDAPOLES
He's gotten to that point where he's like not doing... Like if I say something, I'll stop doing something.
00:12:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Yeah, he respects you, sort of.
00:12:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Which is cool.
00:12:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I'm happy about that. I think he's...
00:12:13
Steve-O
Don't do that.
00:12:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Do you say, don't fucking do that? Do you do that?
00:12:19
GREASEDAPOLES
But when around people, man, he just wants to lick everybody. He is still not...
00:12:23
Steve-O
He's excited. He's real excited.
00:12:25
GREASEDAPOLES
He loves people so goddamn much. It's unbelievable. I don't know why. They're not that great. Man,
00:12:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, he doesn't know. Well, he doesn't know voting records yet.
00:12:35
Steve-O
just
00:12:36
GREASEDAPOLES
one of these... I got gotta train him out of that, too.
00:12:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He'll learn.
00:12:40
Steve-O
I remember, though, you used to like used to run into a room and just crossbody people the same way Duke did.
00:12:40
GREASEDAPOLES
It's the next thing.
00:12:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, but...
00:12:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:12:46
GREASEDAPOLES
I know because um I'm generally excited when I see anybody too. And I have to see, I control that feeling, Steve. If I didn't, I would be cross-binding everybody. On the street, you, my mother.
00:12:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I like the comfort we're just saying cross-bodying. Like, oh yeah, I cross-bodied my mom last night.
00:13:01
Steve-O
my god. Oh my god, is that Tim? think that's Tim across the street.
00:13:05
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah ah And I literally, that's the impulse every time with everybody. But I control it. I can control myself.
00:13:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I Rockstar the Warriors cross body splash everyone I see.
00:13:17
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:13:17
GREASEDAPOLES
you You want to talk about frog splashing? I will frog splash every motherfucker I see.
00:13:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I double tap forward, hold X, and then hit square. and I just, everybody I see.
00:13:29
GREASEDAPOLES
I control it. I keep it down. I pin it down. I don't let it come out.
00:13:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
man. Well, you guys, you know, see anything, do anything, play anything this week?
00:13:41
GREASEDAPOLES
I've done a lot of things, Devin.
00:13:42
Twin Cheaks
I...
00:13:42
GREASEDAPOLES
I've
00:13:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh
00:13:44
Twin Cheaks
What did I do this week?
00:13:46
GREASEDAPOLES
done many things.
00:13:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I can start.
00:13:47
Twin Cheaks
I did not play Monster Hunter. I think I might be done Monster Hunter.
00:13:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:13:53
Twin Cheaks
At least right now. I'm too far but back now.
00:13:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I understand that.
00:13:56
Twin Cheaks
Capcom Cup. Capcom Cup fucked me up.
00:13:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, I actually, you know.
00:13:59
Steve-O
Screwed you up.
00:13:59
GREASEDAPOLES
We got to have like a sound effect that says like I'm out whenever we're we want to stop playing a game when we don't to play.
00:14:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yo. Dude, he's wild.
00:14:04
Twin Cheaks
Are you still playing it, Steve?
00:14:06
Steve-O
I'm a level 50 high rank hunter now.
00:14:08
Twin Cheaks
Like,
00:14:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yo he's
00:14:10
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, that's not what I asked you, Steve. I asked if you're still playing it.
00:14:14
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:14
Twin Cheaks
Are you still playing it?
00:14:16
Steve-O
I, um, not today.
00:14:16
Twin Cheaks
Did you play today? Alright, that means no, you're not you're not playing anymore.
00:14:18
Steve-O
I've been busy today, but what do you mean? one day?
00:14:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Gotcha.
00:14:22
Twin Cheaks
i Gotcha, bitch.
00:14:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:14:24
Steve-O
got you Gotcha. Did you play?
00:14:25
Twin Cheaks
Gotcha, bitch.
00:14:26
Steve-O
Did you play Red Dead today?
00:14:28
Twin Cheaks
Okay, good point.
00:14:29
Steve-O
um
00:14:30
Twin Cheaks
What if I was like, yeah I beat it i beat her for the second time again.
00:14:33
Steve-O
Stinded. Stinded. That's my proxy.
00:14:37
Twin Cheaks
Actually, Tombox bought both Red Deads for $55. And he started Red Dead 1 today.
00:14:42
Steve-O
And you think that's that's a plus?
00:14:44
Twin Cheaks
He's still playing it.
00:14:45
Steve-O
You think that's a positive?
00:14:47
Twin Cheaks
I mean, we'll see.
00:14:47
Steve-O
That's the guy who didn't play Mario Odyssey?
00:14:50
Twin Cheaks
No, but now he's just doing that to spite me because I made a big deal out of it. So I'm i'm like, i I haven't done anything like that with him in a while here.
00:14:58
Steve-O
Every time you see his Red Dead number go up, just know that that's a that's a minute he's not playing Mario Odyssey.
00:14:59
Twin Cheaks
so
00:15:04
Twin Cheaks
He's been he's been playing He's been playing Red Dead 1 for a while now, it looks like. So it's like it's weird.
00:15:09
Steve-O
Well, yeah, that's because like he's like he's like a history teacher when he comes to games.
00:15:14
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, hes yeah he's probably gonna like he's probably gonna like this game.
00:15:15
GREASEDAPOLES
he really is that's true he played like that world world war one game which was like horribly realistic like to
00:15:23
Steve-O
I remember
00:15:23
Twin Cheaks
Dude, Red Dead 2... He's never gonna finish Red Dead 2 because he's gonna be stuck fucking hunting and fishing and doing all the weird... like He's gonna try and fucking... um ah he's gonna try and get all the legendary animals and shit.
00:15:34
GREASEDAPOLES
What was that?
00:15:38
Twin Cheaks
Cause like, he never finished Breath of the Wild, Steve. Did you know that? You know why?
00:15:41
Steve-O
I mean, it's just not historic.
00:15:42
Twin Cheaks
Because he got caught up. No, no, no. Cause he got caught up trying to fucking Devin Kopeck the game. And he was like, I had to get, I tried to get all the Korok seeds.
00:15:52
Steve-O
Try to get all the poop.
00:15:52
Twin Cheaks
And I, and then gave up.
00:15:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And
00:15:53
Steve-O
All 900 poops.
00:15:54
Twin Cheaks
And like, when he forgot, when he like lost his, he like got lost in his quest to get all of them. Like he, he wasn't sure where he was. I'm like, oh my God, that's, The sad fucking story.
00:16:06
Twin Cheaks
Like, that's actually really sad.
00:16:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Sometimes when I go to the mall, if I get lost, I just go home.
00:16:11
Twin Cheaks
You just give up and go.
00:16:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
if
00:16:12
Steve-O
I get that.
00:16:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:16:12
Steve-O
I've done that before where I'm like, I just don't know what I need anymore.
00:16:16
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm in the paint aisle?
00:16:16
Twin Cheaks
Well, but I mean, like, would you did would you get hung up on the Koroksies, though, Steve?
00:16:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Really? Really?
00:16:21
Twin Cheaks
Like, you know how fucking hardcore those are.
00:16:21
Steve-O
um Well, that's the thing i did. i made sure I did all the like the little mini temples. That's understandable. Imagine you go into a world and this the premise put forth to you was you need to kill Ganondorf to save the kingdom.
00:16:37
Steve-O
Now, okay, you can do the mini temples to get better, get stronger. But then we see Tom. Tom's collecting a bunch of acorns.
00:16:48
Steve-O
There's 900 of these acorns. They don't do anything for you.
00:16:51
Twin Cheaks
They don't do anything for you. They're just there.
00:16:54
Steve-O
I think they make your inventory a little bit bigger.
00:16:54
Twin Cheaks
It's like...
00:16:56
Steve-O
That's about it, if I remember correctly.
00:16:57
Twin Cheaks
it Dude, it doesn't even matter, dude.
00:16:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, you got to do that first. That's maybe what his thinking is. Well, I'll get the dumb shit out of the way
00:17:03
Twin Cheaks
He was, like, playing... he's playing the game He was playing the game the wrong way. Like, that that was my whole thing. It's like, you're supposed to just play the game, dude. You're just supposed to play and, like, discover things, and then...
00:17:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Especially considering you don't get anything for the... You get, like...
00:17:15
Twin Cheaks
No! You don't get anything! And it's like, there's like...
00:17:16
Steve-O
You get like inventory space. i say
00:17:18
Twin Cheaks
There's, what, 208 of them or something? And they're in, like, completely random spots.
00:17:21
Steve-O
That's it. There's 900. There's 900 of them.
00:17:23
Twin Cheaks
I'm sorry, 900.
00:17:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Also, the nu there's there's a number where it's very easy to just walk away.
00:17:24
Twin Cheaks
And, like, the walkthroughs...
00:17:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And you're like, never mind. This is...
00:17:30
Steve-O
When you get them all, you are literally given a golden poop.
00:17:34
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah, it's a golden poop. That's right.
00:17:36
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what that award pretty much is?
00:17:36
Twin Cheaks
And that's it.
00:17:38
GREASEDAPOLES
It's basically like saying, wait, you did this? You collected this? Okay.
00:17:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You
00:17:44
Steve-O
and Yeah, it's literally fucking Nintendo looking at you and being like, oh, you're a little shittier, ain't you?
00:17:44
GREASEDAPOLES
um Here you go.
00:17:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, look at you, you little fucker.
00:17:53
Steve-O
Like, hey, you, we could just fucking shit in your mouth and you'd eat it and be happy, you little fucking pissant.
00:18:01
GREASEDAPOLES
That's cool. I'm glad more games should have that.
00:18:03
Steve-O
Yeah, like, you know, tom's Tom's a weird guy. Like, I remember he was playing some, like, ah he was playing a Civil War game and he insisted he play the Confederates every time. it was weird.
00:18:14
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
00:18:14
Twin Cheaks
ah
00:18:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Wait, wait, wait, Steve.
00:18:15
Twin Cheaks
ah
00:18:16
GREASEDAPOLES
What was the name? it Was it Hell Half No Fury? The...
00:18:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hell let loose.
00:18:19
Twin Cheaks
he Hell Let Loose, he loves that game.
00:18:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Hell Let Loose.
00:18:20
Steve-O
I let loose. Yeah, that was it.
00:18:21
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what it was. That game was too realistic.
00:18:23
Twin Cheaks
Dude, while i was I was watching him, i was watching him i was watching a stream of him, Stinn, and Tim playing Sons of the Forest together, and I'm like, dude, I can't, because I would not, I would just, this house that you built, Tom, I would just destroy it just to fuck with you.
00:18:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm. yeah
00:18:41
Twin Cheaks
So I can't play this with you.
00:18:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:18:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And blame it on the weird locals.
00:18:44
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:18:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like Oh yeah, I was just
00:18:46
Twin Cheaks
there's a reason There's a reason why Tom doesn't play Minecraft anymore, and I'm one of the reasons.
00:18:47
GREASEDAPOLES
and
00:18:53
Steve-O
You wiped him? Just took everything from
00:18:55
Twin Cheaks
No, well, the first thing me me and Joe did was we we went into his... He was like, oh, help me build this thing. And we like, you know, this is when we were still, like, kind of bullying him and shit.
00:19:05
Twin Cheaks
So he didn't know. He was still kind of new. So like, all right, tell go to sleep. He lays out his bed and then me and joe just surround, because we brought stuff from, i guess, for, yeah, we surround his body and his bed with obsidian blocks.
00:19:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I remember that.
00:19:16
GREASEDAPOLES
He can't get out.
00:19:17
Steve-O
Okay.
00:19:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. That's cool.
00:19:23
Twin Cheaks
And you need a diamond pickaxe to break them.
00:19:23
GREASEDAPOLES
I
00:19:26
Twin Cheaks
So he just died because I guess his brain phased through the fucking block and died.
00:19:26
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:19:31
Twin Cheaks
And then one time he left his server open one time and we went in there just burned everything and didn't say anything.
00:19:41
GREASEDAPOLES
that's cool
00:19:42
Steve-O
yeah survival building games were a mistake you can't trust us with those
00:19:44
Twin Cheaks
we
00:19:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, come on. and That involves like being really taking things really serious in the world, you know, because you have to survive. That's not going to happen.
00:19:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, i mean, i remember ah I feel like me and Borden kind of bullied Steve out of val Valheim.
00:19:58
Twin Cheaks
We played a bunch of Minecraft, though. Like, we built a...
00:20:04
Steve-O
Nah, dude, it it wasn't even you, Devin. It was Borden. Because Borden would, like, know life that game. And there was a point in that game where there was these very specific tombs that there were only so many of in the world map.
00:20:18
Steve-O
And I remember, like, we had just gotten to that point in the game, and then Borden was like, oh yeah, I did all of them. You can just come over and get them. And it's like, goddammit, you're robbing the experience of me, Borden.
00:20:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, see, the thing was, is I didn't mind that.
00:20:31
Steve-O
Like...
00:20:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It was ah so what I remember was Borden had a pretty nice setup, right?
00:20:37
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:20:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because the thing I hated doing was building shit in that game. i did not like it. i was like, oh, I'll just do the combat. I'll get the materials. But like, I just literally hate it the way you could build things.
00:20:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And we had a little town and what you could do was you could put up a little totem that basically said like people on your server can't mess with your shit if it's within this totem.
00:21:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then it started because Steve like stole the the throne or whatever that like Borden and I had in our town.
00:21:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Bye.
00:21:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then it's just like, it it got to a point where like, I remember we went into Steve's area, locked everything out. And then I buried the totem in the ground and then filled it up.
00:21:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So like Steve logged in and he literally could do anything.
00:21:31
Steve-O
Yeah, I was like, i was like i'm the I'm done with this game.
00:21:31
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
00:21:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then you you didn't say anything.
00:21:34
Steve-O
I'm done with this game.
00:21:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You said, what the fuck? And then you logged off and then you never went back.
00:21:37
Steve-O
I just never went back.
00:21:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And we were like,
00:21:39
Steve-O
and no it's just like It was like, I remember jumping into that server and being like, I can't wait to work together with my friends. And then Borden was like, I'm going to set up a fucking factory miles away. And I'm like God damn it.
00:21:52
Steve-O
God damn it.
00:21:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, he he's like he's basically that let's game it out guy with less time on his hands. He literally had like a conveyor belt like crushing ore for him. And I was like, this rules. But then then it's like...
00:22:07
Twin Cheaks
But is this fun? Like, is this fun? Is it fun to play like this?
00:22:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, like to a point it was. And then that game was... Is that game even technically still out yet? Or out yet officially?
00:22:17
Steve-O
I think it got an official release eventually.
00:22:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i don't even know if it officially came out.
00:22:18
Twin Cheaks
It's still...
00:22:20
Twin Cheaks
Oh, it's still early access?
00:22:21
GREASEDAPOLES
That game falls into the category of different kicks for different chicks for me.
00:22:22
Twin Cheaks
Oh my god.
00:22:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It was like super early access.
00:22:23
Steve-O
is it? Let's look up.
00:22:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
00:22:28
GREASEDAPOLES
That is not for Christopher Galanti.
00:22:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I liked everything but the main part.
00:22:31
Steve-O
It's still early access. My God.
00:22:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude.
00:22:34
Steve-O
Like, that's the thing. Like, you know, it was um it was a novelty and it definitely was.
00:22:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It was the game of the month for sure.
00:22:39
Steve-O
When was that? Was that like pandemic? Was that like during the pandemic? I'm trying to remember.
00:22:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I can't remember.
00:22:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Because I found out that about like that Dune and MMO that's coming out, whatever the fuck it's supposed to be.
00:22:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:22:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. yeah
00:22:49
GREASEDAPOLES
And I was like like, I don't want to do that. do any of that har percent
00:22:52
Steve-O
that's in this number one game according to how much he spent
00:22:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You hate it when there's something that you're like, I'm not into this when I'm into like the IP.
00:22:59
Steve-O
yeah
00:23:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then, you know, it'd be like if there was a Warhammer survival game, I'm like, ah, I don't want to.
00:23:05
GREASEDAPOLES
of that. 100%. it it's
00:23:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't want
00:23:07
GREASEDAPOLES
It's too hard of a stretch for somebody like me that's played a lot of games to know what I don't like enough to be like,
00:23:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:23:17
GREASEDAPOLES
I really enjoy that. I would hate playing every minute of it. You know, like I, I enjoy the concept.
00:23:23
Steve-O
I'm trying to find like I want there to be a game that like I'll sink my teeth into forever. But I just keep having like these moments where it's like I'll play a game and then I just at some point get burned out.
00:23:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, nothing is forever.
00:23:36
Steve-O
And I I know, but I see these people who are like so happy.
00:23:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's the crazy thing. i don't get the people that can, well, I mean, you know, you do, well, you still kind of put dead by daylight time in, right?
00:23:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, they're, they're probably younger too.
00:23:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Is that like every day? Not every day, but.
00:23:50
Steve-O
that's ah That's a different person. That's a different person.
00:23:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, that's.
00:23:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, no.
00:23:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. and
00:23:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve lost the
00:23:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay Okay.
00:23:54
Steve-O
ah
00:23:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We're just making.
00:23:56
Steve-O
that's That's the Japanese businessman that goes into work every day.
00:23:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
so So we just lie in then.
00:23:59
GREASEDAPOLES
ah ah No passion.
00:24:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. yeah We just lie in that. Okay. i just want to make sure.
00:24:05
GREASEDAPOLES
See?
00:24:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But like, honestly, I can't see that.
00:24:06
GREASEDAPOLES
All
00:24:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, I can't change. Like, you know, like John with Destiny 2 for four years.
00:24:14
GREASEDAPOLES
all right, listen.
00:24:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:15
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm going say some things here. I think
00:24:19
GREASEDAPOLES
think some people that get really into a certain game, I don't care what kind of game it is. I think there's somewhat on the spectrum.
00:24:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:24:30
Steve-O
That makes sense.
00:24:31
Twin Cheaks
Alright, so what games put me on the spectrum?
00:24:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Like,
00:24:35
GREASEDAPOLES
what like?
00:24:35
Twin Cheaks
Is it Destiny?
00:24:35
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't, but that's the thing, John. I don't, I don't even think that counts necessarily because you had stopped playing it.
00:24:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It counts.
00:24:42
Twin Cheaks
Oh, okay, I see what you mean.
00:24:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't think you, you stopped. Like it's,
00:24:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but like, but like he stopped like John, how how many years? Three?
00:24:50
GREASEDAPOLES
right, listen, Devin, let me give you an idea here.
00:24:52
Twin Cheaks
it was like two thousand It was like over 2,000 hours.
00:24:54
GREASEDAPOLES
There's a YouTube guy I watch who's played New Vegas nonstop.
00:24:55
Twin Cheaks
Over 2,000 hours.
00:24:59
GREASEDAPOLES
He hasn't played any other game. He just plays Fallout New Vegas over and over and over and over again.
00:25:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:25:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I mean, that's different because that i was playing a game as a yeah i was playing a game as a service that was getting constant updates and stuff.
00:25:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I do agree. That is different, yeah.
00:25:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
00:25:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, okay.
00:25:11
GREASEDAPOLES
That's the difference. Like, i that's a level... That's on somewhere on the spectrum. That's what I'm trying to say.
00:25:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, I don't think it's...
00:25:18
Twin Cheaks
So what you're saying is since I played Resident Evil 4 the original over and over again, and maybe that's my game?
00:25:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So, yeah, so what what do you call the person that makes this?
00:25:27
Steve-O
yes That's John's tism.
00:25:29
GREASEDAPOLES
That's your tism. That's your tism.
00:25:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, what do you call the guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out what he needs to get in that weird RE4 remake?
00:25:37
Twin Cheaks
um yeah.
00:25:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:25:37
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man. Yeah, I was like... Do I still have that? But yeah, I was like ah calculating the...
00:25:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The tism was effective.
00:25:43
Twin Cheaks
Because it was like pseudo-random, the the the the The fucking luggage charms or whatever. The case charms.
00:25:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:25:51
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, that was...
00:25:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, but like, yeah.
00:25:54
Twin Cheaks
was like, oh, I have to beat the game three more times so I can get this one. I have to beat the game fully three more times to get to this cycle.
00:25:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:25:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I look at it like people that say, i really do, to some degree, if it's not tism, if it's not the spectrum, if it's not autism, it kind of also feels like the other side of it where it's like somebody who says, I don't read any other book but the Bible.
00:26:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
the
00:26:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Right?
00:26:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Right.
00:26:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, they're so faithfully committed to it.
00:26:20
Twin Cheaks
I mean, it's weird. it's weird it was it's Mine's like kind of like a competition engine type thing where it's like I have to...
00:26:27
GREASEDAPOLES
I think that's really different.
00:26:27
Twin Cheaks
ah half Okay, yeah, because it's not like i'm i'm only i can only eat one type of cheesecake, right?
00:26:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
00:26:34
Twin Cheaks
and well You know what I mean? It's like i have to I have to get sub four hours because I can't let Sam's co-worker's husband have a faster time than me at S-plus in...
00:26:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
00:26:47
Steve-O
Resident Evil.
00:26:48
Twin Cheaks
and In Inferno mode. Yeah, like... yeah was It's just like, you know, it's those things that drive me.
00:26:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Also, like...
00:26:54
Twin Cheaks
And it's like, yeah, I want to get all the case charms because not everybody that quote-unquote completes the game is going to do so this. This is just an extra level.
00:27:02
Steve-O
i think I think we are all kind of on that spectrum, though.
00:27:03
GREASEDAPOLES
I think...
00:27:05
Steve-O
There's just, like, everybody has a point of it, though, definitely.
00:27:06
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:27:07
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Yeah, of course. Of course. Everybody everybody is, right? the
00:27:11
Steve-O
ah Yeah.
00:27:12
Twin Cheaks
Like, Devin playing...
00:27:12
GREASEDAPOLES
All humanity.
00:27:13
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Devin getting all the achievements for Dante's Inferno. Like, nobody nobody really...
00:27:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I never did that.
00:27:18
Steve-O
Like, Chris being able to pinpoint what movie a movie trailer is from, like...
00:27:18
Twin Cheaks
Nobody wants you to do that.
00:27:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it's death.
00:27:24
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:27:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, okay. All right.
00:27:27
Steve-O
No, no, no, no. I'm not trying to insult.
00:27:28
GREASEDAPOLES
No, no, no, no.
00:27:29
Steve-O
I'm not trying to insult.
00:27:31
Twin Cheaks
Chris is like, alright, yeah.
00:27:31
Steve-O
We all have those things that it's our super...
00:27:31
GREASEDAPOLES
I agree. I'm not getting defensive.
00:27:36
Steve-O
Our fascination, the things that we could talk about for hours without stopping.
00:27:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
00:27:40
GREASEDAPOLES
You're right.
00:27:40
Steve-O
100%. 100%.
00:27:41
GREASEDAPOLES
You're right.
00:27:41
Steve-O
admit...
00:27:42
GREASEDAPOLES
However, I do think sometimes when it comes to certain games, like you're saying, it's like almost watching the same movie over and over again.
00:27:51
Steve-O
one hundred percent one hundred percent like i will admit
00:27:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Right? And there is something else there.
00:27:55
Steve-O
I will watch jaws whenever it's on a TV. Like that is definitely one of those things. I know it's a comfort movie for me too, but I definitely think it is one of those things where it's like, when it's on, I just kind of shut down and just like lock myself into it.
00:28:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Sure.
00:28:10
GREASEDAPOLES
But you're not only watching Jaws.
00:28:12
Steve-O
No, no.
00:28:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Right?
00:28:13
Steve-O
Like I definitely do like, yeah, if that was, if, if if it was cranked up, it could be.
00:28:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:28:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, right?
00:28:20
Steve-O
I wouldn't mind to just watch only Jaws. Actually, yeah that's a question. Is there a movie?
00:28:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's a nightmare. No.
00:28:25
Steve-O
Is there a movie that like you were stuck and it would be like, all right, I'm going to put you in a room for a year.
00:28:26
GREASEDAPOLES
a nightmare.
00:28:32
GREASEDAPOLES
See, but that's Steve.
00:28:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I hate those questions because they always are driving.
00:28:32
Steve-O
You have one movie.
00:28:32
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. What, what would it, yeah.
00:28:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve.
00:28:34
Twin Cheaks
What, what movie wouldn't make you kill, make you want to kill yourself in one room?
00:28:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They just.
00:28:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, they everyone would.
00:28:37
GREASEDAPOLES
here's the Here's the deal, Doug. This is why I love movies is because i i don't have that because there are so many movies that I really truly love that I don't think I could ever say that one movie could be the only movie I could ever watch.
00:28:49
Steve-O
hmm.
00:28:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Like the the variety of it all.
00:28:56
Steve-O
That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
00:28:57
GREASEDAPOLES
And also like the time commitment of it all, right? Like there's so many movies that are 90 minutes long, easy to watch, and that's it, and it's over, and you don't have to watch them again.
00:29:10
GREASEDAPOLES
like That's also great about movies, right?
00:29:12
Steve-O
yeah
00:29:12
GREASEDAPOLES
like i Yeah, I think to say that would be like saying i like I'm obsessed about something. One thing in in film. I'm obsessed all movies, right?
00:29:23
Steve-O
ah
00:29:24
GREASEDAPOLES
like yeah They're all great and in their own regard to a degree. So guess it's more about the medium, right?
00:29:32
Steve-O
Right.
00:29:33
GREASEDAPOLES
like I love the medium... But I don't know if I would particularly ah be obsessed with one particular movie. Right? Which is about the same thing I could say about video games, too.
00:29:44
Steve-O
That makes sense.
00:29:45
Twin Cheaks
I don't know, man.
00:29:45
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:29:46
Twin Cheaks
I think I could find a movie. I think I could find one.
00:29:48
Steve-O
You think you find movie?
00:29:50
Twin Cheaks
That, like... i think I could find a movie that I could watch over and over again and not watch any other movies.
00:29:54
GREASEDAPOLES
I think the fact that I've seen, I've watched so many movies, like it's hard to even pinpoint one that would ah keep my attention nonstop because I have so much variety. I'm so i'm used to variety, right?
00:30:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:30:08
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm used to being the all the the shades of the sun i have access to. Like that's, I don't know. Variety is really it, right? That's what it's all about.
00:30:19
Steve-O
As they say, it's the spice of life.
00:30:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Isn't it And that's why I can't commit to only playing Fallout New Vegas for rest of my life. I couldn't do it.
00:30:27
Steve-O
Well, Chris, guess what? For your next Galadian chill, you have to play Fallout New Vegas for the rest of your life.
00:30:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
00:30:31
GREASEDAPOLES
wow
00:30:34
GREASEDAPOLES
can't play any other game.
00:30:34
Steve-O
yeah
00:30:36
GREASEDAPOLES
That sounds like hell. I wouldn't play video games anymore. Right?
00:30:40
Steve-O
Right. But that's the thing.
00:30:41
GREASEDAPOLES
I just stopped playing games.
00:30:41
Steve-O
like You don't know that when you kind of go into those spheres. I think there's just people who it's just like, I like this game. And then I think it just becomes like a, like a habit, a ritual.
00:30:53
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's it's coping.
00:30:53
Steve-O
It's like the guy who goes to like the same restaurant for lunch every day and orders the same meal.
00:30:57
GREASEDAPOLES
It's comfort food. It's comfort food.
00:30:58
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:31:00
GREASEDAPOLES
i mean, I get comfort food to some degree, but eating...
00:31:00
Twin Cheaks
yeah
00:31:03
Steve-O
Problem with video games. They fucking will be like, Oh, sorry. We got patch notes for your comfort food. We've completely changed it.
00:31:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm...
00:31:11
Steve-O
Now be like, what the fuck?
00:31:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, it's just like, it's just weird because like that is what they want to do with video games, right?
00:31:13
Steve-O
My pizza is now ramen. What the fuck?
00:31:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They want you to be, they want, they want you to have the, the, the fucking desert Island video game.
00:31:20
Twin Cheaks
to play just one game.
00:31:25
GREASEDAPOLES
The one stop shop.
00:31:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They want, you know, Fortnite, Warzone, whatever these games are.
00:31:27
GREASEDAPOLES
The one stop shop.
00:31:27
Steve-O
Right.
00:31:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And like, it's such an, it's a concept that I just can't stand. Like, again, like when people ask me that question, i like, it's like nails on the chalkboard. Cause I'm like, I hate that question.
00:31:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
00:31:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like I don't want to play one video game forever. I don't want to play I don't want to watch one movie forever. like It's just I don't know. it's just I will just get sick of it.
00:31:52
GREASEDAPOLES
It sounds like hell.
00:31:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah. Honestly, yeah. It's just like my health. is why I think certain games like the Dune MMO is like, you know, Chris, you look at that and you're like, I'd rather eat glass.
00:32:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, no thank you.
00:32:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:32:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And i think I don't know.
00:32:06
Twin Cheaks
Is that game supposed to be good?
00:32:08
GREASEDAPOLES
i don't know.
00:32:08
Twin Cheaks
Like, is that supposed to be a good game?
00:32:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
People seem that they're like it could be good, but
00:32:11
Twin Cheaks
I'm just asking because Stinn picked it. I'm thinking about counterpicking it.
00:32:14
Steve-O
he picked that He spent 40 something bucks.
00:32:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay i don't know if i'd feel it was 40 bucks oh oh he spent okay you know i don't know if it's a like a say i don't know if you'll get points you know what i mean yeah it depends but like yeah
00:32:15
Twin Cheaks
and
00:32:20
Steve-O
He spent for 40 bucks.
00:32:20
Twin Cheaks
He spent 40 bucks, yeah. Yeah.
00:32:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:32:30
Twin Cheaks
yeah
00:32:33
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, listen, most MMOs when they come out, besides like the really great ones, they always come out a little weak, right? And then they get better as they go on.
00:32:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, like a lot of these games come out and they're like, oh, there's no content. We hit everything in two weeks. It's boring. And then you just gotta... And then fucking IGN slaps a 78 on it. And you're like, okay, cool.
00:32:50
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:32:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then, you know, you check in on those games like a year after and like you'll you'll find out. but But it is just... It's certain types of games like, you know, if they made a Warhammer 40k Souls-like, I'd hate it.
00:33:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Man, think I'd be into Warhammer at that point.
00:33:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And legally, I'd be obligated
00:33:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man. You know, can i can I tell you, I tried a i tried to ah Souls-like game that I thought I would like because everyone's like, it's so good.
00:33:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There's a demo out for it. It's called ah The First Berserker Kazan or something like that. Or Kazan, The First Berserker.
00:33:28
Steve-O
Okay, I know this one.
00:33:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you Steve, you've heard of it?
00:33:31
Steve-O
Yeah, it's like very anime inspired, right?
00:33:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I've... Yeah. And it like, I don't know. I just thought i lied to myself thinking I'd like it. And I played the demo. I'm pretty sure I got to the end of the demo. Like I got to the boss of the demo and I just couldn't do it.
00:33:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like I think 20 times and I was like, why why is this fun? Like I literally, I was, Jenny was passed out. It's, 1230 in the morning and I'm just yelling why is this fun why do people like this why do they do this to themselves and don't know I was just so mad I was so disappointed in myself for trying convince myself I'd like something I know I wouldn't
00:34:11
Steve-O
I think that's, yeah.
00:34:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, man, we're old dogs. It's hard to teach us new tricks, you know?
00:34:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah man I don't I don't like it you know wait
00:34:18
Steve-O
you You play something and you're just like, i I hear people saying this and it's weird because you want to be able to open your mind the same way, I guess. like I mean, they're not even opening their mind. It's just what they like.
00:34:30
Steve-O
But it's hard to recognize the your taste sometimes because you want to go with where everybody's saying, like, this is a banger. This is great. Sometimes you just don't.
00:34:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I will say a whole...
00:34:39
GREASEDAPOLES
i gotta I gotta admit, when movies, I stick to my... i got it I stick to my guns when it comes to that shit.
00:34:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:34:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, I i know what I like so thoroughly now that even seeing a trailer of something, I'm like, I'm not gonna like that. Like, I...
00:34:55
Steve-O
Oh, no.
00:34:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, like the electric state?
00:34:55
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:34:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, like that?
00:34:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude, like...
00:34:57
Steve-O
oh no
00:34:58
GREASEDAPOLES
The guttural response that I have to those things is so immediate to this at this point that it's it sometimes it shocks me. Like, I'd be almost like I'm five seconds, ten seconds into a trailer and my stomach's like, this is awful.
00:35:12
GREASEDAPOLES
And my brain's like, wait, wait, wait, what? Hold on.
00:35:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you you just you just jumped in there, huh?
00:35:19
GREASEDAPOLES
It's just immediate.
00:35:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Can I tell you? I watched it because I wanted to know. I said, i want how bad is this movie? um And let me see. What does Rotten Tomato have it currently listed?
00:35:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
14%.
00:35:33
Twin Cheaks
8% or some shit
00:35:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right, I'll tell you right now.
00:35:37
Twin Cheaks
so it's so it's better than Fan4Stick is what you're saying
00:35:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I guess.
00:35:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Probably. That's probably true.
00:35:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let's see what Metacritic let's see what metacritics says. I'm sure a 30. I don't think this movie is that bad. It is not good.
00:35:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It is. It's a it's a weird movie because I was watching it and I'm just like and I was just thinking about how whether it was the Russos or Netflix, it's just somebody was just like, dude, this movie just not working. It's just a movie that doesn't work.
00:36:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There's pieces there that I can kind of see what they were going for. And it just never coalesces into something that's enjoyable. And I think part of it's like, it takes itself too seriously because right off the bat, you're like, Oh, maybe this is why this movie costs $350 million dollars because they say, um so it's like alternate earth, right? Where in the eighties for Disney world,
00:36:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Walt Disney just created robots. Like, instead of just animatronics, like, full bore. And they're like, yeah, that was, like, the robot craze. And then there's all these branding, like, Mr. Peanut is literally the president of the robots.
00:36:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
00:36:56
Twin Cheaks
ah love that.
00:36:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and And it's Mr.
00:36:57
Twin Cheaks
I think it's so cool.
00:36:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Peanut. and And you're like, that's kind of funny.
00:36:59
GREASEDAPOLES
That's some, you know, right there.
00:37:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it's kind of like, now, I've never seen this movie, but I'd imagine it's like, when you watch a movie like vampire hunter, Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter. And you're like, this going funny.
00:37:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it's not like, it's, it's like that, you know, like there's, there's parts where I'm like, why isn't this?
00:37:15
Twin Cheaks
it's not, and it's like they take it way too seriously, and they take it, it's like gross.
00:37:16
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:37:20
Twin Cheaks
It's like, come on, dude. Fucking Abraham Lincoln killing vampires, like, It's supposed to be fun. It's not supposed to be a serious movie.
00:37:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:37:27
Twin Cheaks
Like, get the fuck out of here, bro.
00:37:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, like the humor was like weirdly taken out of it and it's just kind of doesn't really go to anything that's remotely interesting.
00:37:38
GREASEDAPOLES
When I first saw that trailer, Devin, the immediate, immediate movie I thought of was The Mitchells vs. The Machines.
00:37:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Man, that movie is so good.
00:37:46
GREASEDAPOLES
And how much better I knew that was going to be than this.
00:37:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that movie is so good, by the way, if you've never seen that movie.
00:37:52
Steve-O
that's a really good movie
00:37:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But don't know.
00:37:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that movie's awesome.
00:37:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So was hopeful because had never seen a movie like The Electric State. But seemed like fresh thing. Apparently based off book. it wasn't it seemed like a fresh thing you know ah apparently it's based off a book loosely ah at least that's what the stories are because I think they're trying to distance themselves but yeah man it was just like a bad movie with voice actors or I'm sorry with talent
00:38:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Wait, Devin, who voice it who voiced Mr. Peanut?
00:38:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah who do you do you have any guesses because it's a name you'll be like oh okay
00:38:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh. Interesting.
00:38:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'll tell you right now, I didn't know. like I looked it up and i was like, oh, it doesn't sound like him at all.
00:38:46
Twin Cheaks
Ew. Ew.
00:38:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Brian Cranston.
00:38:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No. It is Woody Harrelson.
00:38:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Ugh.
00:38:53
Steve-O
ah
00:38:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it doesn't sound like him in the slightest.
00:38:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
00:38:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like, okay. um Also, weirdly, so Chris Pratt's in this movie. He plays a guy named Keats. Super not important. But he has like a little robot sidekick.
00:39:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, business partner. um Voiced by Captain America himself.
00:39:16
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Chris, they got both the Chris's?
00:39:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, not Chris Pratt. Anthony Mackie.
00:39:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Anthony Mackie!
00:39:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You monster. You monster.
00:39:23
GREASEDAPOLES
deserved, I understand.
00:39:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Why didn't you say him?
00:39:24
Twin Cheaks
you ready you fucking racist.
00:39:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No. You fucking. You stick in me, dude. ah No, but the thing is is like his.
00:39:31
GREASEDAPOLES
if
00:39:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They pitch his voice all the way up.
00:39:34
Twin Cheaks
You disgusting fucking slime of a person.
00:39:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you shithead. But no, like, they they pitch his voice all the way up, and it didn't...
00:39:38
Twin Cheaks
You scumbag.
00:39:41
GREASEDAPOLES
it's deserved to understand
00:39:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it did
00:39:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, you know I'm like, why'd they even bother?
00:39:48
Twin Cheaks
Chris, you drop your white hood.
00:39:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:39:50
Twin Cheaks
Here it is.
00:39:52
GREASEDAPOLES
right It wasn't a sigil, guys.
00:39:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:39:54
GREASEDAPOLES
was just stretching my arms...
00:39:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and Okay, you just... Your heart goes out. I understand. um But... ah And then just weird, weird decisions. Like at the end of like, I'm just watching a movie that is just not.
00:40:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like functionally good looking, right? It doesn't like look bad or anything like that. But it's just like. There's a scene at the end where like Chris Pratt basically.
00:40:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Tells his robot sidekick that he loves him more than a friend. And I'm like.
00:40:28
Twin Cheaks
Uh, that's weird.
00:40:28
GREASEDAPOLES
oh
00:40:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and it like and no point was this like implied at all.
00:40:29
Twin Cheaks
A robot?
00:40:32
Twin Cheaks
Ew! That's sexy.
00:40:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'm just watching it, I was like, why are we doing this?
00:40:35
Twin Cheaks
Alright, maybe I'll watch it. Maybe I'll watch it.
00:40:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's not worth I'll tell you right now, it is not worth it to get to that point.
00:40:40
Twin Cheaks
they get Do they get it on?
00:40:41
Steve-O
No.
00:40:42
Twin Cheaks
Do they get it on?
00:40:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, they don't.
00:40:43
Twin Cheaks
like Do they get it on fucking Westworld style?
00:40:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's like a...
00:40:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:40:48
Twin Cheaks
Just start doing it?
00:40:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And like...
00:40:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Slamming some sort of port your hand with your hog.
00:40:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And like, isn't Millie Bobby...
00:40:52
Twin Cheaks
Hell yeah.
00:40:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Millie Bobby Brown's like married now, right?
00:40:56
Twin Cheaks
I don't even know, dude.
00:40:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She's like, yeah.
00:40:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes, married and pregnant, I think, right?
00:41:00
Twin Cheaks
Married with children.
00:41:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. So 2004. I can't do math.
00:41:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Maybe she had the kid.
00:41:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But ah she's 21 now.
00:41:06
GREASEDAPOLES
I think she had the kid, actually.
00:41:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. ah It's just weird because like, so there's a the movie starts in 1990 and then time skips and she's in high school and her younger brother's like this whiz, right? This computer whiz or really just like an Einstein type character.
00:41:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then there's a time skip to 1994, right? So four years go by, this chick's still in school. And I'm like, why are we doing this?
00:41:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Stupid.
00:41:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, why is Millie Bobby Brown still in high school? Like, it's not important.
00:41:35
GREASEDAPOLES
She's really dumb, Devin. She's really stupid.
00:41:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She's held back a bunch.
00:41:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:41:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, you know, there is some trauma, so maybe she was held back.
00:41:44
GREASEDAPOLES
She couldn't figure it out. She needed four more years.
00:41:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, so the movie takes place in 1994. And... and I'm blanking on his name, but George Costanza is in it.
00:41:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Jason Alexander.
00:41:56
Twin Cheaks
Jason Alexander?
00:41:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Jason Alexander. And he's basically just playing George Costanza if everybody was just like in this world of the electric state.
00:41:58
Twin Cheaks
Bro.
00:42:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because basically, remember Ready Player One, where you could put on that whole thing and kind of go into a different world?
00:42:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Wow.
00:42:11
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:42:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Conceptually similar. So it's like you could put on... you know, this little hat thing, you know, this visor, and then your robot self goes and goes to work and does its thing. But then you can kind of split your consciousness into being like, oh, I'm on the beach with, you know, Cindy Crawford or whatever.
00:42:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Consciousness?
00:42:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, cool. Oh, it's like in any situation, any alley situation, you have them go do...
00:42:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's a little bit, like a little bit, yeah. Except it's just like not good at all.
00:42:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And yeah, it's just... um I watched it because I was like, there's no way it's like 14% Rotten Tomatoes bad. um
00:42:48
Twin Cheaks
You're like, there's no possible way.
00:42:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it It's technically not.
00:42:50
Twin Cheaks
And it is.
00:42:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's just not much better. You know, it really is kind like a 4 out of 10 type of movie, though.
00:42:56
GREASEDAPOLES
It seems like every idea that you brought up is just, I know it's from a book, but it just feels like manufactured from another source, right?
00:43:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's just kind of this weird thing.
00:43:07
GREASEDAPOLES
It's kind of the way I felt about Mickey 17.
00:43:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:11
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, like everything in that movie felt manufactured from something else, like
00:43:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but it was like, imagine if i I, for whatever reason, was excited for Electric State. I would have had the same vibe where I'm just like, I'm just not enjoying this.
00:43:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, this is just like not working for me. And that really is, i mean, elector it's a lot easier because it's by, you know, the Russo brothers. And it's just, it looks the way it looks. It's said the most expensive Netflix movie ever and all that.
00:43:40
GREASEDAPOLES
think that's really the reason why it's getting these reviews.
00:43:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I think it's kind of getting extra. I mean, it's not good and I do not recommend it.
00:43:47
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, when you spend 300 plus million dollars and you're not making something good.
00:43:50
Twin Cheaks
When it's the Russo brothers, yeah, you're expecting Avengers Endgame.
00:43:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. And it's and it's, you know, and then I'm seeing fucking Mr. Peanut in a robot like a Mr. Peanut robot and they're they're trying to add gravitas to it.
00:44:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'm like, we don't need to do this.
00:44:05
Twin Cheaks
Gravitas.
00:44:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, we really don't. We can just make it be like, can we all just acknowledge how silly this is? Like, can someone please? ah So, yeah, um definite kill.
00:44:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Do not recommend. Do not watch.
00:44:21
GREASEDAPOLES
These guys are doing the Avengers movies?
00:44:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, ah it's the writers, though. I don't know who wrote this thing, but it's it's like brutally uninspired.
00:44:31
GREASEDAPOLES
I know, but come on, Devin.
00:44:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The writing, I should say.
00:44:33
GREASEDAPOLES
You gotta be a little worried, man. Doctor Doom? They're good they're getting Doctor Doom. The guy who was twice destroyed.
00:44:40
Twin Cheaks
Listen, man, they got their crutch, dude. They got Robert Downey Jr. playing Dr.
00:44:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, they got the clock, bro.
00:44:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Third time's a charm?
00:44:44
Twin Cheaks
Doom. They'll be fine.
00:44:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin?
00:44:46
Twin Cheaks
They'll be fine.
00:44:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but But they didn't fail two other times.
00:44:47
Twin Cheaks
They'll be fine, Chris.
00:44:50
GREASEDAPOLES
What talking about? The other two Dr. Dooms are awful.
00:44:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, no, I thought you'd make just like the Russo Brothers and Marvel movies.
00:44:55
GREASEDAPOLES
No, I'm talking about Dr.
00:44:56
Twin Cheaks
Hey, hey, hey.
00:44:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, they have a really good drag record.
00:44:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Doom.
00:44:57
Twin Cheaks
You're talking about the Fan Force stick, Dr. Doom, that can play Assassin's Creed with his eye?
00:45:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:45:02
Twin Cheaks
i don't know, dude.
00:45:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. yeah That guy?
00:45:03
Twin Cheaks
That guy seems pretty fucking cool to me, Chris.
00:45:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That guy? Hard to control, dude, if you think about it.
00:45:08
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, come on, man.
00:45:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Third time's a charm.
00:45:09
Twin Cheaks
Come Chris.
00:45:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:45:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Third time's a charm.
00:45:12
Twin Cheaks
Chris, get your head out of your ass and just, you know, just be more accepting.
00:45:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:45:16
Twin Cheaks
Like, I don't know why you're such so miserable.
00:45:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Because I can play the one ring with my eye if I wanted to.
00:45:18
Twin Cheaks
Like, why are you still miserable? Why are you so miserable, Chris?
00:45:21
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
00:45:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hold on. Hold on. Let me, ah John, let me try to fix this. ah Chris, actually, I was wrong. It was the white Captain America that I was talking about. He was in that movie.
00:45:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Really? Fuck you.
00:45:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No. No, you racist. No, you monster.
00:45:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Alright, I walked into that one. I'll give you that one.
00:45:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
system
00:45:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Aziz bait.
00:45:40
Twin Cheaks
Chris is like, so I'm not racist?
00:45:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Aziz bait.
00:45:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh Oh, so it is good. Oh, sorry. Oh, okay.
00:45:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Fuck.
00:45:45
Twin Cheaks
Oh, my bad.
00:45:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sorry.
00:45:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Fuck.
00:45:46
Twin Cheaks
My bad, dog.
00:45:46
GREASEDAPOLES
I was hatted there.
00:45:49
Twin Cheaks
My bad, guys.
00:45:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You're sickening me, bro. Oh, man. ah Hey, what did you guys think of Severance this week?
00:45:59
GREASEDAPOLES
It's good. It's good.
00:45:59
Twin Cheaks
Didn't watch it.
00:45:59
Twin Cheaks
You guys all hated it. So um I'm like, maybe I shouldn't watch it anymore because you guys didn't like it.
00:46:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:46:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:46:04
GREASEDAPOLES
It was good. it was good. didn't think it was bad.
00:46:06
Steve-O
Yeah, this week's this week's was good.
00:46:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
00:46:08
Steve-O
You know what? I was worried because I thought that this one was the finale.
00:46:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I watched the thing it thinking was the finale and I was like, that was fucking bullshit.
00:46:13
Steve-O
Yeah, same. I was like, that's it.
00:46:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then I...
00:46:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
00:46:16
Steve-O
And then I was like, oh, there's one more.
00:46:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, no, no, I'll be honest.
00:46:18
Steve-O
Okay.
00:46:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Which, I don't know. I don't know what that means, though. I'm like, so did I not like it, though?
00:46:23
Steve-O
I think after the previous episode, we're all kind of a little, I think we're kind of missing just the office part.
00:46:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, he's...
00:46:31
Steve-O
Okay. both
00:46:32
GREASEDAPOLES
youre here Here's... it You're right.
00:46:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:46:34
GREASEDAPOLES
And also, they spent an entire episode just focusing on backstory with Covell. And then this episode is just chock full of every fucking plot line that is going on currently.
00:46:46
Steve-O
Right, it's rapid fire.
00:46:48
GREASEDAPOLES
It's just so much shit. And why didn't they just spread that over... the Cobell episode a little bit. Like, it's too much.
00:46:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:46:56
GREASEDAPOLES
It's too much going on in one episode.
00:46:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:47:00
GREASEDAPOLES
And that's what, like, that's what worries me.
00:47:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, honestly, I also, I mean, what did they say? 76 minutes for the final final finale, the season finale?
00:47:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Finale. Yeah.
00:47:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Because part of me was like, yeah, well, now we've kind of closed off a lot of these other plots, and now we can just focus on the main one. But, I mean, that's still a lot of time for just one plot.
00:47:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Did they close off all plots?
00:47:24
Steve-O
We don't know.
00:47:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, like, you know, we got a guy on a train,
00:47:24
Steve-O
we don't know. People going to be coming back?
00:47:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Come Irv is not leaving.
00:47:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We got a guy who quit.
00:47:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Irv's not leaving.
00:47:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We got a guy who quit.
00:47:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Dylan's coming back.
00:47:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't care about that. don't care about those thoughts.
00:47:35
GREASEDAPOLES
All of it.
00:47:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm over.
00:47:36
GREASEDAPOLES
They're not resolved.
00:47:40
Steve-O
What's with that old man, Egan?
00:47:40
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:47:41
Steve-O
Come on.
00:47:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm not going lie.
00:47:41
Steve-O
Why is he talking like he's Emperor Palpatine now?
00:47:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I am.
00:47:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Devour them raw.
00:47:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, actually. All right. Let me, let me ask you this. Yeah. Was the raw comment.
00:47:48
Steve-O
My head is...
00:47:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Was the, I prefer he, what'd he say? I wish you'd take them raw.
00:47:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:47:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Was that about the eggs or was that about the innies?
00:47:58
Steve-O
Maybe.
00:47:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because thought he was talking about like bark and all them.
00:47:59
Steve-O
I don't know. Either either or, Devin.
00:48:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. Yes, Devin.
00:48:01
Steve-O
me
00:48:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
00:48:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right. All right. All right.
00:48:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
00:48:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, John, it's still really good.
00:48:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
00:48:10
Steve-O
It's still, yeah.
00:48:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Don't let a bad episode hold you down.
00:48:11
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:48:11
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Basically, what we're talking about is a drop in quality of severance, not of like a TV show, of the show severance.
00:48:13
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:48:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, still really good and interesting and i think they're going to tie everything up in this finale but it's a lot they have to have been they have to they have
00:48:30
Twin Cheaks
And they got renewed for another season, right? They're doing another season.
00:48:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
did? Let me see.
00:48:35
Steve-O
That's the biggest thing on Apple TV.
00:48:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, it mattered. Yeah, it's kind of the only reason to have Apple TV.
00:48:40
Steve-O
Oh, Ted Lasso's coming back.
00:48:40
Twin Cheaks
Well, without Ted Lasso, that's coming back, too.
00:48:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah ah Dude, um
00:48:42
GREASEDAPOLES
is it really
00:48:43
Steve-O
they realized They realized they fucked up the final season, so they're right, we'll do it again.
00:48:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm... So, yeah, what what's the story? So, he's going to be... He's in America, and it's a woman's...
00:48:51
GREASEDAPOLES
They were holding out for money. Holding out for money.
00:48:54
Steve-O
Makes sense.
00:48:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I guess. Is Severance going......to have a season three?
00:48:56
Steve-O
Got that Tim Cook money.
00:49:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let's see.
00:49:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Now, Er...
00:49:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you know Between that and the boys, like I remember i went on i like I crashed out about it because I was like, why are do we have to be so cute about this? Have a new season or don't.
00:49:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
00:49:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just tell me it's over.
00:49:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
00:49:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
00:49:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Gotta be cute, Devin.
00:49:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So directors have confirmed that the show will have a third season. Okay.
00:49:24
GREASEDAPOLES
All right, so...
00:49:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. So it's it's happening for sure.
00:49:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Realistically speaking, this show is going to go as long as they want it to, right? Because it's a popular show, I think. So i I would hope this ends soon-ish.
00:49:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um'm I'm thinking we don't we don't need more than four.
00:49:42
GREASEDAPOLES
No seven seasons lost.
00:49:45
Steve-O
We need three three seasons and we're done.
00:49:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think if we're hitting season four, yeah, three might be good, you know?
00:49:45
GREASEDAPOLES
like
00:49:46
Steve-O
Come on, please.
00:49:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Three is perfect. That is the sweet spot, especially considering... Where it seems like the show is heading at this point, like full-on rebellion.
00:49:59
Steve-O
There's part of me that's like, what else are you going to do? what do you What do you got going on here? What are we watching?
00:50:05
GREASEDAPOLES
What is that?
00:50:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah lot Hold on, hold on.
00:50:09
Twin Cheaks
What was that, Devin?
00:50:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, are you listening to oldies in there?
00:50:12
Steve-O
Devin, you watching Baywatch reruns?
00:50:15
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah He's got covered up.
00:50:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah no yeah So i I turned my phone on ah because it vibrated and it went to Instagram, which is autoplayed video, which.
00:50:18
GREASEDAPOLES
He's the one I want to know.
00:50:20
Steve-O
Sorry, guys. Hoff called me.
00:50:26
Steve-O
ah Oh.
00:50:27
Twin Cheaks
went went straight to porn Went straight to Pornhub and, you know, it's just like,
00:50:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, cool.
00:50:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and of course, my volume was all the way maxed out. And then, of course, I went to turn it down and I hit the volume up button instead. So that was just a lot lot of L's all around.
00:50:38
GREASEDAPOLES
when You're playing playing a dangerous game with those Insta models. Dangerous game.
00:50:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, if you guys look at my story, you'll see what I posted. It sexy all.
00:50:48
Steve-O
I'll look at it right now.
00:50:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ooh. texty at all
00:50:50
GREASEDAPOLES
And speaking of a dangerous game, I started playing Max Payne 3.
00:50:56
Steve-O
Oh, that is a dangerous game.
00:50:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
o
00:50:57
Steve-O
You could die because the bullets come out the screen.
00:51:00
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:51:01
GREASEDAPOLES
So many fucking bullets in that game, man. And guess what? They even have their own time. Yeah! I really like Max Payne's movie, by the way.
00:51:14
GREASEDAPOLES
I know it's flawed. It's a flawed video game. I won't ever deny that it isn't. I think there are far too many cutscenes. I think that a lot of the personal inner character dialogue is way over the top.
00:51:31
GREASEDAPOLES
but I'm eating it up with a fucking spoon. I really am. It is gritty noir mixed with just like a Michael Mann movie.
00:51:41
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:51:42
Twin Cheaks
to go.
00:51:42
GREASEDAPOLES
And yeah, throw in the gut with like John Wick as ah just a disgusting version of himself. Like it is lovely.
00:51:54
GREASEDAPOLES
i love how pitiful Max Payne is in this. I love how his life gets increasingly worse as these games go on. i Everything about his spiral is what makes these games good.
00:52:07
GREASEDAPOLES
The downward spiral that he's in. Because he's arguably at his highest point in the first game. And then it just... Everything after just gets...
00:52:15
Twin Cheaks
That's his highest point? That's crazy.
00:52:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. It's like as high as it gets in that series.
00:52:21
Steve-O
Married, has a wife and kid, you know, he's he's living the dream.
00:52:23
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, you know.
00:52:24
GREASEDAPOLES
And...
00:52:25
Steve-O
And then a bunch of drug addicts come in with their with their drugs.
00:52:29
GREASEDAPOLES
And it's like...
00:52:31
Twin Cheaks
With their drugs and their Satan worshipping and shit.
00:52:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Basically, the the story of Max Payne is, and it gets worse.
00:52:34
Steve-O
a
00:52:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, that is the continual at part of his life.
00:52:37
Steve-O
yeah
00:52:42
GREASEDAPOLES
And now, with him in in Brazil, running away from a gangster who he murders his son in cold blood in the middle of a bar... Like, he is on the run already in the beginning of the game.
00:52:56
GREASEDAPOLES
And it just gets increasingly worse because he takes zero responsibility for his actual job in Brazil. Like, he is, he's a burnout.
00:53:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, he's ah he's a burnout at that point. you
00:53:07
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:53:07
GREASEDAPOLES
He's, what he said, half cut every time he's doing his actual fucking job. He's complete burnout on painkillers. He's fat. Like, he's slower.
00:53:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, he it's cool that they added cover fire to this game. Even though I think, like, as a gameplay element, it weakens it a little.
00:53:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:53:27
GREASEDAPOLES
But it just shows...
00:53:27
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but like, yeah, it makes sense to just add something like that in there.
00:53:28
GREASEDAPOLES
It it shows you. Because he's slow.
00:53:34
Twin Cheaks
He's fat and old.
00:53:34
GREASEDAPOLES
He's fat. He needs to get behind cover.
00:53:36
Steve-O
He's not diving around anymore, man.
00:53:38
GREASEDAPOLES
And when he does dive,
00:53:39
Twin Cheaks
He's lake he's Lakers Luka. He's Lakers Luka Doncic.
00:53:41
GREASEDAPOLES
but the noises he makes when he lands... It's like, ugh! Every he dies!
00:53:49
Twin Cheaks
That's funny. that's funny
00:53:52
GREASEDAPOLES
That shit is gold. It's solid gold. It is a great character study of a video game. Of a series, really.
00:54:01
Twin Cheaks
Rockstar knows how to do it, man.
00:54:01
GREASEDAPOLES
And... We sure do. Um...
00:54:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait, how far are you into it? Would you say?
00:54:07
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm chapter 10.
00:54:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh okay.
00:54:08
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm at chapter 10.
00:54:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So definitely not.
00:54:09
GREASEDAPOLES
So I've shaved my head. I've shaved my head. I'm in the favelas...
00:54:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Okay.
00:54:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I've sieged the big gang in the favelas.
00:54:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait, did you did you get to the part where um you just like, you finally have good weapons and then you get mugged in the middle of the street?
00:54:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, now that happened twice.
00:54:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Dude, there was point where I was like, what the fuck? Because it was like really, you because you can kind of see the game mechanics behind the scenes. You're like, oh, another excuse for me to have no guns.
00:54:38
GREASEDAPOLES
I get it. But it's also Sao Paulo, Brazil.
00:54:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yes.
00:54:43
GREASEDAPOLES
where like
00:54:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yes.
00:54:44
GREASEDAPOLES
People get mugged all the time, like multiple times a day.
00:54:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But also, i just murdered 75 people in the previous level.
00:54:50
GREASEDAPOLES
I get it. i get it.
00:54:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you know?
00:54:52
GREASEDAPOLES
i But I think it significantly works because of the setting. I really do. I think being in the favelas is the only time where you lose weapons in that way. You're always being mugged by people that are armed in some way, that get the the jump on you in some way.
00:55:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mm-hmm.
00:55:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, again, Max Payne is slow. Max Payne is is not sharp. And this is the first time he was sober in the game since the whole game. And he's literally like, I'm looking through another man's eyes.
00:55:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Like when he's walking around. Like he's just, he's not, he doesn't feel right. And he's white and fucking a favela in the middle of Brazil.
00:55:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:55:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Like there's so much going on here. There's so many layers.
00:55:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i heard I heard they asked him who they thought Captain America was, and he gave the wrong answer.
00:55:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:55:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:55:36
GREASEDAPOLES
He knew the right answer, basically.
00:55:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
muular
00:55:37
Twin Cheaks
That's
00:55:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:55:39
GREASEDAPOLES
So I felt safe in trusting this character with my time and playing through both the games I have never played with Max Payne.
00:55:50
GREASEDAPOLES
And I really, savor it.
00:55:52
Twin Cheaks
That's cool.
00:55:53
GREASEDAPOLES
I savor it. I really enjoy Max Payne 3 quite a bit.
00:55:58
Twin Cheaks
That's cool.
00:55:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Hell game.
00:55:58
Twin Cheaks
That's good to know.
00:55:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Hell a game.
00:55:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:55:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Hell a game.
00:56:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I wish I was playing a game that I really enjoyed right now. It just feels like they don't exist for me right now.
00:56:06
Twin Cheaks
think of one.
00:56:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know?
00:56:08
Steve-O
I'm sorry, buddy.
00:56:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Give me the sad violin music.
00:56:09
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm working through a library right now, guys. I got my library. I'm working on all the games that I have. I've beaten most of them. I'm about Sekiro.
00:56:18
Twin Cheaks
What's next after Max Payne 3?
00:56:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man. Okay.
00:56:22
Twin Cheaks
Oh, hell yeah, baby.
00:56:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You going to break that thing in half, dude?
00:56:26
Twin Cheaks
Saving the best for last.
00:56:27
GREASEDAPOLES
I bought another one, just in case.
00:56:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh my god
00:56:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Nah.
00:56:30
Twin Cheaks
Nah, you're not. Dude, I mean, if you're breaking controllers over Souls games now, that means you didn't yeah you you haven't played all the Souls games.
00:56:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Nah. I'm a vet. I don't get angry anymore.
00:56:38
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:56:38
GREASEDAPOLES
i get even.
00:56:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh my god
00:56:41
Twin Cheaks
You get better, Chris. That's what the proper thing is. You don't get angry. You get better.
00:56:45
Steve-O
I don't get angry. I get numb.
00:56:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, well, that'll happen soon after I beat another Bloodborne game.
00:56:48
Steve-O
ah
00:56:48
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:56:53
GREASEDAPOLES
When that ah comes out, I just get numb.
00:56:55
Steve-O
You're just like, here I am again.
00:56:58
GREASEDAPOLES
feel I don't feel i't feel pain or shame anymore.
00:57:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
he's Jesus. You know, what's the point?
00:57:06
GREASEDAPOLES
It's the end goal of every person that plays FromSoft Games, Devin. I don't know if you understand that.
00:57:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
thank you I guess.
00:57:12
GREASEDAPOLES
That's how it works.
00:57:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I believe it.
00:57:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh my God.
00:57:17
GREASEDAPOLES
What else did I watch? Oh, I watched Invincible.
'Invincible' Series Analysis
00:57:20
GREASEDAPOLES
I finished Invincible.
00:57:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i was younna say, it's over now, right?
00:57:21
GREASEDAPOLES
The series. yeah Season 3 finished.
00:57:23
Steve-O
I was.
00:57:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Holy crapola. Those last two episodes are packed full of shit, man.
00:57:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i thought I thought you were going to say bad. I was like, damn.
00:57:33
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
00:57:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:57:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Not in the least. um So if you know anything about the comic, Mark gets attacked by like 18 different versions of himself from different worlds, right?
00:57:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Parallel worlds.
00:57:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:57:47
GREASEDAPOLES
And brought on by Angstrom Levy, who's like basically a Rick from Rick and Morty type who can open up these portals. So after that, the world is like devastated because they attack the world. They attack all the cities, everything, every major city.
00:58:04
GREASEDAPOLES
And then while they're rebuilding, literally like hours after they attack, Conquest shows up. And Conquest...
00:58:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Conquest rules, dude.
00:58:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Conquest is a Vultramite who's basically gone insane. His job, he's basically sent out to destroy planets.
00:58:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, no, he he says there are certain things that he needs to do and not kill. and But in this circumstance, his only job was to destroy everything in front of him.
00:58:35
GREASEDAPOLES
And he's like, I couldn't be happier. i don't have to worry about collateral.
00:58:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
he's like He's like the Nappa. Yeah, he's the Nappa of the Viltrumites, you know?
00:58:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. truly sick individual too i mean at one point he's beating up mark and he literally just hunkers down next to him and he's like i am so alone he just starts breaking down in front of him like no but the vulture mights fear me for what i do so they don't talk to me anymore like it's it's some serious shit man And then it's just levels upon levels of tragedy that conquest is just forcing Mark upon it pretty much like his father.
00:59:15
GREASEDAPOLES
And there's also another scene exactly like what his father did to him at the end of the first season where he's literally just driving him through people on a beach.
00:59:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, okay. Damn.
00:59:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Jesus, dude.
00:59:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh my Lord, my Lord and mercy. What happened? So brutal. So fucking brutal. And the end of that is just ah Mark headbutting him to death.
00:59:43
GREASEDAPOLES
What an end to that. Holy shit.
00:59:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude. And I will say, as ah as a point in the comics, I don't think the book ever looked as good as it did. Like, it's not not to say, um oh man, now i'm blanking on who drew it, but ah not to say that the art was never...
00:59:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, really?
01:00:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Is that a lard Robert Lard?
01:00:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Who drew Invincible?
01:00:08
GREASEDAPOLES
The guy who did Walking Dead?
01:00:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I want to say Otley. Yeah, Ryan Otley. So Ryan Otley did every issue as far as I'm understanding, but like, he's just all like, and he's just peak. He's just really, really on his shit ah during this arc.
01:00:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And honestly, it's because it's like the way Conquest moves. He has like the yellow, I'm sorry, he has the gauntlet, right? And there's like a purple lens flare, at least in the book.
01:00:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude.
01:00:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it I don't know. It's just like, I remember reading it and just going like, God damn, this is good.
01:00:35
GREASEDAPOLES
they do that. Yeah.
01:00:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This looks so good.
01:00:42
GREASEDAPOLES
So they got, uh, Jeffrey Dean Morgan to voice him as well.
01:00:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:00:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay All right. All right.
01:00:46
GREASEDAPOLES
And he adds, he adds a nice little flair as well.
01:00:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm going to do it.
01:00:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Um, wow. That was a, it was a hell of a two episode span and this, uh, this season has been a little rocky, um but it began really strong and it ended really strong.
01:00:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:01:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Um, So I enjoyed it.
01:01:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. I watched those first two. And then ah it was so weird because like I was rereading Invincible and then I like read that and then I watched the episode and I was like, did I just, did this happen in season one? Like I confused myself.
01:01:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, dude.
01:01:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then, ah and then I've just kind of been sitting on it a little bit.
01:01:24
GREASEDAPOLES
You want to hear some nonsense too?
01:01:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Give me the nonsense.
01:01:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, this is some nonsense. Okay. So was on the, I was looking at the Snyder. fan group, right?
01:01:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh boy. Okay.
01:01:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
01:01:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:01:37
GREASEDAPOLES
And they started talking about this, right? They started talking about Invincible.
01:01:40
Twin Cheaks
Are they saying they he they copied off of fucking Zack Snyder or some shit?
01:01:43
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
01:01:44
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:01:44
GREASEDAPOLES
it's even It's even worse than that, John.
01:01:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:01:47
GREASEDAPOLES
it's It's, oh, look at Invincible. He's not worried about collateral damage.
01:01:53
Twin Cheaks
Oh my god.
01:01:54
GREASEDAPOLES
He's not saving anybody.
01:01:55
Twin Cheaks
Oh, that's worse.
01:01:57
GREASEDAPOLES
He's just fighting conquest and saving the world. Like, said like that, in that context, right?
01:02:02
Twin Cheaks
Oh my god.
01:02:03
GREASEDAPOLES
And then someone's like, he's not Superman!
01:02:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:02:08
GREASEDAPOLES
That's the only comment?
01:02:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's the one thing I do love is like, there's always somebody, even on this, like the idiot toxic subreddit, there's some guy that's like, what is wrong with you people?
01:02:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, just pure brain rot.
01:02:18
Twin Cheaks
And then they get banned. And then they get banned.
01:02:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. They're banned for slandering.
01:02:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Pure fucking brain rot.
01:02:23
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:02:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Just pure in its purest form. and Yeah, just had to throw that out there because it shocked me.
01:02:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i just had to.
01:02:31
GREASEDAPOLES
it made me It made me a little dumber reading it.
01:02:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:02:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, I got a little dumber.
01:02:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. Yeah, I think like on we're we're approaching where I kind don't want to say fell off, right? But like where I just kind of stopped reading. um Because Oliver was approaching shitty...
01:02:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He was approaching um Jason Todd levels, right?
01:02:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he's he's used he's getting there.
01:02:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
On purpose, right?
01:02:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, definitely.
01:02:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
On purpose. ah and um And then the Conquest stuff happened. And then I kind of... Again, not like i was like, I'm done with this. It's just... I just kind of petered off and I think, yeah.
01:03:08
GREASEDAPOLES
There's one thing I do like about that, what you just brought up too. When people get a little shitty in the show, there's always like a moment of terrible tragedy that just makes them not shitty anymore.
01:03:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:03:21
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah You know what I mean?
01:03:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Oh, Oh God. You know, and I think, and I think like what happened was like, I always felt like the arc of the, know, One, I just...
01:03:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Anstrom Levy being kind of like a two-season antagonist seems like a lot. Like, I know he's not in every episode, right? But he's like...
01:03:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Dude, he's coming back.
01:03:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, my God. Yeah. and Like, I just always... I don't love him, but then the whole invasion of the Viltrumites, like, with the... ver It just seemed too big of an arc to just kind of be like, all right, that was trade eight.
01:03:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I was like, whoa, this seems like the end, right? Like...
01:03:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, I see.
01:03:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's a big thing. And then ah it's not like they reset, but then they're like, okay, now we're going to continue on. And it just kind of... it seemed like even even for Invincible, right, in that world, it just seemed like overkill.
01:04:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then I think it just...
01:04:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, that's kind of like what The Walking Dead did too, right? Like, it would get to the point where it was so fucking tragic and terrible. And then it would, you would flip to the next issue and they're like, just trying to recover from that.
01:04:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I mean...
01:04:26
GREASEDAPOLES
And you're like, i don't know if I want to keep doing this.
01:04:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it was a lot.
01:04:29
GREASEDAPOLES
You know?
01:04:29
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:04:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It was a little too much.
01:04:33
GREASEDAPOLES
It's rough.
01:04:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But ah yeah, you know, and like because I think at some point I'm like, the world just needs to end. You know, at least it was over in The Walking Dead. was like, how does it handle 50 versions of Mark that just murder everyone?
01:04:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:04:45
GREASEDAPOLES
I guess that, and then it all comes down to like character nuance at that point. Like how do they handle it and absorb it and all that?
01:04:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah. And again, like Invincible, what they've shown is like they're more than happy to add. I don't say more context, but they're more than happy to flesh out certain scenes, ah which you just don't get in the book, which I, you know, to me, that's like, that's the real meat and potatoes that I love so much.
01:05:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's true.
01:05:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Let me ask you, Was there a scene in the books where Mark is sitting with Eve and he's like, if anybody comes after my family again, i will have no hesitation to kill them.
01:05:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, there is that scene.
01:05:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, okay.
01:05:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then, like, the next issue, he mauls Angstrom Levy.
01:05:26
GREASEDAPOLES
right.
01:05:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And he's like, oh, God, I thought you were stronger. And then it kind of, you know, the message... It's very much a kirk a Kirkman thing. Because remember in Invincible... In a Walking Dead, where Rick's like,
01:05:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
this is the new rule. If you kill somebody, you die. And then like the next step, two issues later, he kills somebody and they're like, right, forget that rule.
01:05:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. He's killing. Yeah, yeah.
01:05:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah That was a fake rule. We're not going to listen to that. And, you know, again I, again, don't know. i love it for sure.
01:05:59
GREASEDAPOLES
he he He does have a tendency with his writing to do the old, like, man plans and God laughs type thing.
01:06:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Where, like, they'll come up with this intricate plan and it's just like, nah. Nah.
01:06:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I've always liked how upfront and just kind of sensible writers like him and Bendis are with like, he's like, listen, I'm going to be upfront with This is the plan. This is what we're doing.
01:06:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This is the deal. And you're like, this seems pretty airtight. And then something horrific happens and you're like, all right, nevermind.
01:06:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
01:06:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, the plans out the window and then it's just, yeah.
01:06:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, because like so many traditional superhero books are solved if they just talk to each other for 10 seconds. But, you know, you need to fight and that's fine because it's it's a Marvel comic. It's a DC comic.
01:06:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Need the tragedy too.
01:06:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah but that yeah yeah But then you have like these other kind of off-type books of Invincible where he's like, no, listen, I'm going explain everything. And you're like, oh, okay.
01:06:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They talk to each other like humans, like normal people.
01:06:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. Yes.
01:06:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah But even then, and then I guess the the question or the goal at that point is like, despite this, we still need to get here, which is something I've always really liked about you know writers like that. so I'm going to, ah yeah, I just, ah ah I canceled my Amazon Prime, so I haven't had access to it, but I'll get them.
Streaming Services Worthiness
01:07:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You got a Plex server.
01:07:24
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm definitely considering that after. but I don't really know what else I'm going to watch on there.
01:07:27
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:07:30
GREASEDAPOLES
I've watched some of the shit they're sending me on this preview and I'm like, is this what you're going to be putting out in the future?
01:07:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah yeah
01:07:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Oh, okay. Well, I mean, it's like, does it, I forget, does it come with your like Amazon prime though?
01:07:38
GREASEDAPOLES
don't think so.
01:07:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like your actual like order a thing on Amazon and it shows up.
01:07:46
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Yeah, I mean, that's all connected.
01:07:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, yeah.
01:07:48
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, that's why I use Amazon Prime.
01:07:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So I guess.
01:07:50
GREASEDAPOLES
To be honest, haven't watched much on there since Invincible.
01:07:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:07:54
GREASEDAPOLES
I probably won't after.
01:07:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's why it's like, it's hard to like give up. Right. Cause you're like, okay. It's like me wanting to get rid of YouTube music, even though I have YouTube premium. It's like, it's there.
01:08:04
GREASEDAPOLES
got YouTube Music and YouTube Premium?
01:08:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, YouTube music comes with it.
01:08:06
Steve-O
They're the same thing.
01:08:07
GREASEDAPOLES
They are.
01:08:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:08:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:08:08
GREASEDAPOLES
okay. Yeah, I got that too.
01:08:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Why would you ever get rid of YouTube Premium?
01:08:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Which is why. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm just saying there's no point.
01:08:16
GREASEDAPOLES
What you, crazy?
01:08:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm not a psychopath. God.
01:08:18
GREASEDAPOLES
what
01:08:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's just your psychopath if you have that and you also have Spotify.
01:08:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, you're kind of right on that one.
01:08:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't see. I don't see.
01:08:24
Steve-O
they They made it that you can now just get YouTube premium without the music. And it's I think it's like a little bit cheaper, but
01:08:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:08:32
GREASEDAPOLES
But if you don't have YouTube music, you can't play YouTube songs with your phone on sleep, right?
01:08:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Who knows? I don't know.
01:08:40
Steve-O
I think it's just, I think the cheap one is you just skip the ad.
01:08:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i don't I'm not brave enough to make that decision.
01:08:43
GREASEDAPOLES
He's i
01:08:44
Steve-O
I really don't know.
01:08:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Cause like, that's a huge thing. Cause I'll listen to playlists at the gym and I i put my phone and sleep and I could still listen to the.
01:08:54
Steve-O
Yeah, I think it's like, it lets you just bring it over to the thing. I think you're right.
01:09:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. I'm not, I'm not brave enough either to cancel any of that.
01:09:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I'm not that psycho.
01:09:04
GREASEDAPOLES
It's too, it's too contingent of my lifestyle.
01:09:07
Steve-O
Dude, every time I've been like, I'm going cancel something, that's when they're like, oh, we're going to bring that thing back that you like. I'm like, I'm fucking fine. Whatever.
01:09:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Dude, Netflix is really swirling the bowl, though, man. It's getting close to the drain.
01:09:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, dude, Electric Staves. Come on, man.
01:09:22
Steve-O
What's your state? Come on, man.
01:09:23
GREASEDAPOLES
i mean, like, when is Stranger Things going to come out? What, at the end of the year?
01:09:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, i I feel like they really are like, dude, we got to...
01:09:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, I could cancel it.
01:09:32
Steve-O
Yeah, but they're like yeah they just come out of nowhere and they'll be like, hey, don't make cry. Anime.
01:09:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yo, that... deep Chris, did you see this trailer? That's going good.
01:09:40
GREASEDAPOLES
That is probably going to be good.
01:09:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm sorry. It's probably...
01:09:42
Steve-O
I see.
01:09:43
Twin Cheaks
Did Warren Alice write it? Asking for a friend.
01:09:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:09:45
Steve-O
yeah
01:09:47
Twin Cheaks
Got him!
01:09:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I do not think so.
01:09:48
Twin Cheaks
ah Got him!
01:09:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Got him.
01:09:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Dante's lot like me!
01:09:51
Twin Cheaks
got him
01:09:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Warren Ellis. He touches ladies.
01:09:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh. Oh, dude.
01:09:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Uh oh.
01:09:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Warren has wish as he was done. He wishes he those abs. Yeah. Can I ask you a question? This I was thinking about this. um Is Capcom pound for pound overall?
01:10:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Do they have the gooniest characters.
01:10:16
Twin Cheaks
best ipiece ah the uh, the gooniest, horniest,
01:10:18
Steve-O
Goonies.
01:10:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They have the hottest babes. No, I'm just saying attractive level. Does.
01:10:25
Twin Cheaks
I would say, yeah, they've got, they've got people, no, but they got, no, but like, like, I see what you're going, like, it's not just like, they're just adding tits and ass to every female character, people are thirsting over Leon, like, it's like,
01:10:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i don't, I don't think. Yeah. I don't like who who's.
01:10:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, there there is a virus that women get in a certain video game that makes them attractive forever.
01:10:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Cause people were thirsting over. People were thirsting over. They were thirsting over um Leon, right? But recently they were thirsting over the ah the blacksmith in Monster Hunter World.
01:10:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then they were comparing her to the chick from Devil May Cry 5, who's like your arms person.
01:10:52
Twin Cheaks
girl Yeah.
01:10:59
Twin Cheaks
No, but I mean, like...
01:11:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then somebody posted Chun-Li, and I was like, dude, this is the horniest game company, I think.
01:11:00
Twin Cheaks
what
01:11:07
Twin Cheaks
No, no, and then you should see... How many... All the memes that pop up... of ah Like, all the gay memes that pop up... Of, like, Jamie and Luke... Making out with each other from Street Fighter 6...
01:11:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:11:18
Twin Cheaks
And, like...
01:11:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah like
01:11:19
Twin Cheaks
And, like, Manon and Marissa... Like in Capcom kind of like embraces it too. They'll like put little tidbits in like, like Manon will have a sticker that they release, but she's wearing um Marissa's necklace that Marissa wears on her character.
01:11:34
Twin Cheaks
So it's like, they're like, oh, so maybe they are gay with each other.
01:11:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:11:37
Twin Cheaks
I don't know. Like they kind of like, they kind of play with it.
01:11:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, because like,
01:11:41
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. I think they're hot. I think they they know. And it's both.
01:11:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, they're just, what's the closest?
01:11:46
Twin Cheaks
It's like, it's men, ah it's men and women.
01:11:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, exactly. You got Leon, right? You got beautiful Joe. You got Dante.
01:11:53
Twin Cheaks
take that.
01:11:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You got that wolf. You Hagar, you know?
01:11:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I wouldn't know anything about this. I only jerk off the Fortnite.
01:12:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You only jerk off the Soul Calibur.
01:12:04
Steve-O
Chun-Li in Fortnite.
01:12:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:12:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. It's better that way.
01:12:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, but like, because I was, honestly, I was like, who's number two?
01:12:07
GREASEDAPOLES
You can get anything you want there. and
01:12:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
don't even know. Is it Namco? Is it just like Soul Calibur?
01:12:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Who made Bayonetta?
01:12:17
Steve-O
and What about Square? Square Enix.
01:12:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Square?
01:12:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, okay.
01:12:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Maybe.
01:12:20
GREASEDAPOLES
There you go.
01:12:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But Square's not like openly like, look how fucking hot these chicks are.
01:12:26
GREASEDAPOLES
um Devin, did you play the bikini part of Final Fantasy VII?
01:12:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like
01:12:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Listen, that's one game.
01:12:31
Steve-O
ah Final Fantasy VII Regoon.
01:12:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
no Yeah.
01:12:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
01:12:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But I'm saying that's one game in one series where like Capcom's like, just throw... Throw... and he's He's like fishing with dynamite with
01:12:44
Steve-O
Capcom made Chun-Li in the 90s and went, Oh. oh Oh.
01:12:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Capcom made Lady D, dude.
01:12:52
GREASEDAPOLES
And she really did survive like all the Me Too shit too. She still looks the same.
01:12:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, no one said Chun-Li molested me in a closet in a broom closet.
01:12:57
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:13:00
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
01:13:00
Twin Cheaks
but
01:13:00
GREASEDAPOLES
like she She still looks buxom and she wears short skirt.
01:13:05
Twin Cheaks
oh yeah yeah like she's thick that yeah they she's always been thick too like she's always had thick thighs like that's always been her thing you know and like cammy's never had like super big boobies like she's always just you know they know what they're doing over there capcom man the design the design team
01:13:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you know.
01:13:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Nothing. Nothing that hasn't ever changed.
01:13:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:13:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
01:13:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. but
01:13:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Dead or Alive too, right? They made Dead or Alive?
01:13:27
Steve-O
No, that's Namco.
01:13:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Namco.
01:13:29
Twin Cheaks
No, that's all that's boobies.
01:13:30
Steve-O
See, Devin, that's why I think you might say that, yeah, you're right about them being second.
01:13:31
Twin Cheaks
That's all boobies.
01:13:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, they might be a number two.
01:13:35
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:13:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:13:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But like, don't know, man. It's the
01:13:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, Namco's more intentional about it. You
01:13:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:13:43
Steve-O
They did, ah wait, who did Rumble Roses?
01:13:43
GREASEDAPOLES
know?
01:13:48
Steve-O
was I think that's Konami. Never mind. I thought that was Namco also.
01:13:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:13:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let's see. Rumble Rose. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of... You perv. Ew. You're so gross, dude.
01:13:58
Steve-O
I'm not the one who posed the question.
01:14:00
Twin Cheaks
Ew. Ew.
01:14:00
Steve-O
hello ah
01:14:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:14:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Eve thinks Konami has all the hot dudes.
01:14:02
Steve-O
o
01:14:04
Twin Cheaks
l
01:14:05
Steve-O
mean, Simon Belmont, Richter Belmont, Alucard.
01:14:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Eve thinks they got that on lock.
01:14:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. And again, part of...
01:14:08
Steve-O
They got the goth audience.
01:14:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
the
01:14:10
Steve-O
with me
01:14:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. And also, like, part of it stemmed from that Devil May Cry trailer, because I'm like, oh, man, everyone's just hot in this anime. You know? What are you gonna
01:14:20
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, it is an anime too.
01:14:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but, I mean, just, like, historically.
01:14:23
GREASEDAPOLES
As well.
01:14:26
GREASEDAPOLES
mean, if you...
01:14:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ada?
01:14:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Everybody could get it in Castlevania.
01:14:29
Twin Cheaks
Wait a minute.
01:14:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, everybody.
01:14:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
have
01:14:32
GREASEDAPOLES
eat everybody.
01:14:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh Oh, yeah, the anime.
01:14:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Even that weird, creepy priest.
01:14:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
For sure.
01:14:38
GREASEDAPOLES
He's handsome.
01:14:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ooh.
01:14:40
GREASEDAPOLES
He's a handsome man.
01:14:41
Steve-O
He's a creep, but you know what? He might turn, become a real, real nice fella. Who knows?
01:14:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. He might get all, like, fired up, compassionate, love. like it See, it's just, yeah I also think that's the state of anime to some degree. They do beautify a lot of characters.
01:14:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Oh, of course.
01:15:01
GREASEDAPOLES
You know?
01:15:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, I mean, you know, and then there's fan service. Literally, like, a whole genre into itself.
01:15:08
GREASEDAPOLES
That doesn't count.
01:15:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It don't count? What do you mean don't count?
01:15:11
Steve-O
They don't count.
01:15:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, no. I was thinking fan-created. Never mind.
01:15:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, yeah, you know, fans, fan service is like, we know what we're doing.
01:15:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:15:18
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah i Well, yeah.
01:15:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's basic basically Capcom.
01:15:19
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean...
01:15:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's fan service. Oh, we know.
01:15:24
GREASEDAPOLES
What's the hottest American company, guys? Why can't we think of an American company here?
01:15:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I mean, you know, that woke virus is spreading through.
01:15:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Naughty Dog? Ha,
01:15:31
Twin Cheaks
Bethesda, have you seen...
01:15:32
Steve-O
They don't make games anymore in America.
01:15:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it but
01:15:34
Twin Cheaks
yeah have you guys even have you guys even seen fucking
01:15:35
GREASEDAPOLES
ha.
Character Design in Games
01:15:38
Twin Cheaks
Fable 2?
01:15:38
Twin Cheaks
You ever see the girl in that Fable 2, baby?
01:15:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Be able to. It's Bethesda.
01:15:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Failed through?
01:15:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Have you guys seen the models in Oblivion? Have you seen those women?
01:15:44
Twin Cheaks
my god!
01:15:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yikes.
01:15:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh my god. Holy shit.
01:15:49
Twin Cheaks
oh my
01:15:51
Steve-O
my god
01:15:51
GREASEDAPOLES
The weird plastic faces. Give me more. um
01:15:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Actually, you know you know who number two might be? Might be... ah Oh, my God. I'm blanking. The guys who made Nier. I guess that's Square.
01:16:06
Steve-O
oh uh like 2b and all them the guy who has the moon for a head
01:16:07
Twin Cheaks
Square Enix.
01:16:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fuck.
01:16:09
Twin Cheaks
Square Enix.
01:16:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Near Tomataton.
01:16:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I guess that's Square. Yeah, too.
01:16:12
GREASEDAPOLES
got a moon for a head?
01:16:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Chris, you don't know about the Moonforad guy? Yeah.
01:16:16
Steve-O
You don't know about the guy with the moon for the head?
01:16:18
GREASEDAPOLES
You guys talking about You're the Man Now, Doc?
01:16:20
Steve-O
You're the man now, dawg.
01:16:21
GREASEDAPOLES
You talking about Moon Man? You talking about
01:16:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, but like I guess they're the publisher. I'm talking about the developer. Who developed...
01:16:27
Steve-O
You're talking about...
01:16:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They did Bayonetta.
01:16:31
Steve-O
I don't know nothing.
01:16:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They did Nier.
01:16:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, but okay, then.
01:16:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Platinum Games.
01:16:34
Steve-O
Platinum?
01:16:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Easy. Easy.
01:16:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Platinum Games. They might be a number two.
01:16:38
GREASEDAPOLES
They really focus on butts.
01:16:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, acceptable.
01:16:41
GREASEDAPOLES
You know?
01:16:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Accepted terms.
01:16:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Which I'm all, like, I'm um for. I'm here for that.
01:16:46
Twin Cheaks
I'm an ass man. That's Chris.
01:16:48
Steve-O
There
01:16:48
GREASEDAPOLES
I sure am folks.
01:16:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:16:51
GREASEDAPOLES
The ass man.
01:16:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
B.A. Billy Galani.
01:16:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Ew.
01:16:56
Steve-O
you go. There you go.
01:16:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it is It works.
01:16:58
Steve-O
It don't work.
01:16:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Is there anything else we did this week?
01:17:01
Steve-O
Dead Devil Born Again Episode 3
01:17:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah.
01:17:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah.
01:17:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah. We didn't forget because we thought it was bad.
01:17:10
Twin Cheaks
Hell yeah.
01:17:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We just...
01:17:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:17:12
Twin Cheaks
I didn't think it was bad.
01:17:13
GREASEDAPOLES
It was okay.
01:17:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, no.
01:17:14
GREASEDAPOLES
It was okay.
01:17:15
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it was alright.
01:17:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Decent.
01:17:16
GREASEDAPOLES
It was okay.
01:17:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Matt's shouldn't have won that.
01:17:17
GREASEDAPOLES
I do agree 100%.
01:17:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:17:18
GREASEDAPOLES
I agree 100% with Devin. That verdict was fucking ridiculous.
01:17:21
Steve-O
Yeah, it was nonsense.
01:17:22
GREASEDAPOLES
It was absolutely nonsense.
01:17:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
was like, oh, okay.
01:17:23
Twin Cheaks
I don't think it was nonsense. I don't think it was not because like, I think, I think the reason is because they tried to throw murder at, at, at Hector Ayala.
01:17:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but like he got off on it.
01:17:32
Twin Cheaks
And that whenever, no, when you, whenever you see that, whenever you see that in, I mean, barring, it's not a cop usually, but whenever you see them throw murder at them, then usually it's the other way around.
01:17:45
Twin Cheaks
It's they, the, the defense tries to throw a murder verdict on a cop that kills somebody in, you know, in the line of the duty or, or you know, kill somebody, you know, like, like, i don't want to mention any recent cases, but like, yeah, yeah you know what i mean?
01:17:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:18:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Real people.
01:18:02
Twin Cheaks
Like whenever they throw murder out there, usually they would be on a shadow of the doubt. Like they couldn't prove that Hector murdered the that cop in cold blood, you know?
01:18:13
Twin Cheaks
So that's why I didn't think it was out line that,
01:18:13
Steve-O
Right.
01:18:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, that I understand not getting murder one.
01:18:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. but
01:18:17
Twin Cheaks
But the man the manslaughter count, they probably...
01:18:19
GREASEDAPOLES
That's, it's, yes.
01:18:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Manslaughter is ridiculous.
01:18:20
Steve-O
Yeah, I expected that.
01:18:21
Twin Cheaks
When they said that, when they said manslaughter, I was like, oh, guilty.
01:18:21
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:18:25
Twin Cheaks
but I thought they were going to get him for that at least.
01:18:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He
01:18:28
Twin Cheaks
But they didn't. And that that was the most... you know That's what I'm saying, dog.
01:18:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
was basically like, time served.
01:18:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Honestly, John, I will say, now they would just say he was an illegal immigrant he would have got murdered. yeah
01:18:38
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:18:38
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what I was thinking.
01:18:39
Twin Cheaks
throw and Throw the book at his ass.
01:18:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man.
01:18:41
GREASEDAPOLES
That would have been real.
01:18:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what, though? I'm not going to lie. think he kind of deserved it because he's out for one night and he immediately puts his shit on. He's like, all right, let's go. And it's like, you couldn't have waited. couldn't have waited like week.
01:18:52
Steve-O
He's got to catch up. He's got to catch up.
01:18:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and kick up
01:18:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, did you know, you know what
01:18:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah He caught he's caught something, Steve.
01:18:55
Steve-O
I got to say, got to say, yeah, have where are those superpowers?
01:18:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Caught a bully.
01:19:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:19:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and Nice amulet, idiot.
01:19:03
GREASEDAPOLES
ah They can't protect against bullets.
01:19:05
Twin Cheaks
yeah Yeah, that's what I was like, oh, so the amulet doesn't make him bulletproof, I guess.
01:19:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and looks to The amulet's pointless.
01:19:12
Steve-O
ah
01:19:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, that that could be, that could be, that could be the message.
01:19:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
If you don't...
01:19:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Maybe that it was never the amulet, right? That whole idea that maybe it was just him. Like,
01:19:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, yeah, but also, like, functionally...
01:19:23
Twin Cheaks
Oh, maybe there was no amulet?
01:19:23
GREASEDAPOLES
I could have been... and It was way too subtle for...
01:19:26
Steve-O
Ooh, you think that's going to come up as a thing? Maybe somebody, like, fucking, like, stole his shit? You think Cherry maybe maybe messed around with his stuff?
01:19:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
01:19:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Screwed around with it
01:19:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Cherry? the Cherry's a hidden villain.
01:19:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, hey, Matt, I found this amulet.
01:19:40
Steve-O
Cherry's like, I want to be the new tiger.
01:19:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Cherry, what are you doing?
01:19:42
Steve-O
ha ha!
01:19:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Look how strong I am.
01:19:44
Twin Cheaks
I love Cherry.
01:19:46
GREASEDAPOLES
You can't even...
01:19:46
Twin Cheaks
I love that Cherry is just like, ah he's just there to like help Matt not fucking fall to realistic garbage crap all the time, you know?
01:19:55
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, I like him as his PI, too. I think that really works.
01:19:57
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:19:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Because every good defense attorney has a ah good, like, fixer.
01:20:01
Twin Cheaks
Has a good PI, yeah.
01:20:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Somebody who can really...
01:20:03
Twin Cheaks
A fixer!
01:20:04
GREASEDAPOLES
A fixer.
01:20:04
Twin Cheaks
Like, cyberpunk fixer, is that what you're saying?
01:20:06
GREASEDAPOLES
so
01:20:06
Steve-O
he's is ah He's his corner man.
01:20:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, somebody who can, like, cover up the, you know, the things. Maybe you need to do some illegal shit, you know, that Matt really can't do. Get his hands too dirty, you know. Maybe...
01:20:18
Twin Cheaks
Oh, like when he's fucking breaking bones and bleeding through the shirt?
01:20:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude.
01:20:23
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, when he's not doing that, John, you he's got to have somebody to do it legitimately, I guess.
01:20:27
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, now no.
01:20:28
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know.
01:20:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think we're all pretty confident, too. That that wasn't Frank, right?
01:20:33
Steve-O
No, that was um ah definitely one of the cops.
01:20:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's
01:20:36
Twin Cheaks
No, That's the reason Frank is going to come back.
01:20:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah the reason why it shows up.
01:20:39
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, that's the reason Frank's shit.
01:20:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he's going to murder those cops.
01:20:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hey, Red, why are you killing people, Red?
01:20:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:20:43
Steve-O
Come on, Red. Remember with when Bullseye dress up like you? This is the same thing but with me.
01:20:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And he goes, I'm blind. I can't see any of that. oh
01:20:54
GREASEDAPOLES
You can still give me a kiss.
01:20:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm sorry. no
01:20:57
Steve-O
on. Come on. Give me a kiss.
01:20:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Give me old pal Frankie a wet, sloppy one.
01:20:58
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:21:01
Steve-O
Come here. Bring it in, Daredevil.
01:21:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, give me a big, sloppy one on her lips.
01:21:05
GREASEDAPOLES
my
01:21:06
Steve-O
Come on, I'll give you one of my big old pan in Italian kisses.
01:21:11
GREASEDAPOLES
love this guy. Just rubbing his head
01:21:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Gotta go home to the mouse.
01:21:15
GREASEDAPOLES
um
01:21:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:21:16
GREASEDAPOLES
i I won't bring the mood down a little. Unfortunately. Because I found out. that the actor that played White Tiger passed away like two years ago?
01:21:24
Twin Cheaks
Oh, no.
01:21:25
Steve-O
Yeah, the ah the credit in the beginning of last episode was for him passing away.
01:21:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Two years ago.
01:21:26
Twin Cheaks
What?
01:21:29
Twin Cheaks
Wait, so how the fuck did they... When did they they film...
01:21:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They shot it a while.
01:21:32
Twin Cheaks
They shot it before?
01:21:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:21:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Apparently, i was kind of shocked by that.
01:21:34
Steve-O
Yeah, he I forget what he had, but it was like a very serious form of cancer.
01:21:39
Twin Cheaks
Punisher... A Punisher
01:21:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:21:42
GREASEDAPOLES
He had Punisher Cancer.
01:21:44
Steve-O
but
01:21:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's terminal, dude.
01:21:45
GREASEDAPOLES
That's not what had. It's a cancer that it shoots your bones from the inside.
01:21:50
Twin Cheaks
Oh, my God.
01:21:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:21:51
GREASEDAPOLES
The little guns. I'm sorry.
01:21:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Jesus.
01:21:54
GREASEDAPOLES
That's terrible. I didn't mean that.
01:21:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You didn't mean... don't know. was talking pretty serious. i think you actually thought that was real.
01:22:00
Twin Cheaks
don't know, dog. Yeah,
01:22:02
GREASEDAPOLES
It's sad. it is really sad.
01:22:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's the sad stuff.
01:22:03
GREASEDAPOLES
It's very shocking, too, that it happened two years ago. I was kind of thrown by that in general. I didn't understand what was going on. Like, did I travel back in time? This show coming out two years ago.
01:22:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:22:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's pretty wild, man.
01:22:18
Twin Cheaks
that's pretty wild.
01:22:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fuck.
01:22:19
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:22:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I wonder... I wonder if... Nah, that's probably bland. Because, like, I was like, I wonder if, like, him dying wasn't in the original script. Right?
01:22:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then, because, you know, they reworked the show a little bit. But...
01:22:34
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, it's in the comic, right?
01:22:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I haven't read it. It's been so long.
01:22:38
GREASEDAPOLES
He definitely gets killed.
01:22:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i like, literally couldn't remember a single thing. Yeah, you're right.
01:22:42
GREASEDAPOLES
and and And then i kind of leads to Matt having like a panic attack, right?
01:22:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm a piece of shit. I'm wrong. What can you say?
01:22:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Because he's like...
01:22:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think? I mean, we'll see.
01:22:52
GREASEDAPOLES
He gets more and more emotionally ah unstable up until he beats the shit out of...
01:22:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, think it's because he's like, hey, hey where's my money? playing I got you off. He's trying to get his money back.
01:23:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Pay me my money!
01:23:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Where's mine If I don't have my money...
01:23:04
Steve-O
My money.
01:23:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, he does.
01:23:09
Twin Cheaks
yeah know yeah he's gonna Yeah, I guess he's going to freak out it at Wilson Fisk. Because, you know, it's pretty obvious. Right?
01:23:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think that's just some dirty copping. Dirty coppers.
01:23:20
Steve-O
I think wilson Wilson's going to be like, I have nothing to do with him, baby.
01:23:21
Twin Cheaks
No, Wilson...
01:23:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't know if he...
01:23:25
Twin Cheaks
But didn't he be didn't he basically insinuate that he was going to take care of it? His way?
01:23:28
Steve-O
Yeah, he definitely did.
01:23:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think he...
01:23:28
Twin Cheaks
like any
01:23:29
Steve-O
He definitely did. he definitely did He's have an answer.
01:23:31
Twin Cheaks
He told B.B. that. B.B. Uric.
01:23:36
Steve-O
I know a guy who got sandwiches from D'Angelo's.
01:23:41
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:23:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What a gross sandwich I just had.
01:23:42
Twin Cheaks
Cilantro.
01:23:45
GREASEDAPOLES
he does love sandwiches it's kind of what i like about him you know it's but the one thing i one thing i love about kingpin and the penguin is they complain about food like things not being right like that's i love that isn't it
01:23:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
future but
01:23:48
Steve-O
You ever been to Shake Shack, baby?
01:23:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He loves two things, Vanessa and sandwiches.
01:23:58
Twin Cheaks
yeah
01:23:59
Steve-O
It's the most relatable thing in the world.
01:23:59
Twin Cheaks
cilantro
01:24:03
Steve-O
Like Matt Murdock, I don't know if I can relate with that guy, but Kingpin.
01:24:07
GREASEDAPOLES
like, I hate this sandwich. like I know he hated a cheesesteak, but like it's a valid opinion, and he is picky about his food.
01:24:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah,
01:24:13
GREASEDAPOLES
And then you got...
01:24:14
Steve-O
I'll be like, what kind of cheese did you get on it? Did you did you get it with or without?
01:24:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:24:17
Steve-O
Like, come on, man.
01:24:19
GREASEDAPOLES
He he probably got it with provolone, because he's all fancy.
01:24:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
that's provolone, dude. Sharp.
01:24:23
Twin Cheaks
he's a psycho.
01:24:24
Steve-O
Steve, I got it with American cheese.
01:24:26
Twin Cheaks
Oh, gross.
01:24:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, never.
01:24:28
Steve-O
I'm a politician for America.
01:24:31
GREASEDAPOLES
And then you got Oz Cobb arguing about cilantro. Like, just a full minute.
01:24:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And the amount of pickles...
01:24:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Just then...
01:24:35
Twin Cheaks
and the pick And the pickles. And the pickles, too.
01:24:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, the amount of pickles that...
01:24:37
GREASEDAPOLES
And the pickles. Like, that shit makes I fall in love with characters when they do that.
01:24:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Two pickles. One with no pickle what pickle
01:24:44
Steve-O
He was pro pickle.
01:24:45
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:24:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he was. He's like, I should get more.
01:24:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Yeah, that's the thing you guys are dude.
01:24:46
Twin Cheaks
want no pickles? Just one pickle? asked for extra pickle.
01:24:49
Steve-O
But he didn't like cilantro.
01:24:52
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, he, I'm i'm with him.
01:24:53
Twin Cheaks
Either that or the girls that he was with don don't like cilantro. It was one of the thing one of the things.
01:24:57
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm with him on that. I agree. Like, I, that was, that was too much.
01:25:00
Steve-O
i enjoy a banh mi.
01:25:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, I saw what he was pointing at when they cut to it. It's too much. Cilantro.
01:25:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's too much.
01:25:06
Steve-O
It's too much.
01:25:08
GREASEDAPOLES
This is why i love him.
01:25:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right.
01:25:11
GREASEDAPOLES
That's why I fell in love with Oz.
01:25:12
Twin Cheaks
Oz?
01:25:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Right? Because of that shit.
01:25:14
Twin Cheaks
It was the food.
01:25:15
Steve-O
Talking about, you know, mixing the smoothie flavors together, like relatable stuff, man.
01:25:20
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, dude.
01:25:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Need more of that from Kingpin.
01:25:23
Twin Cheaks
he's best He's the best.
01:25:24
Steve-O
I will.
01:25:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Need more.
01:25:25
Steve-O
i will be honest with you, though. As I watch Daredevil, I'm like, this is so quaint and small games compared to Penguin.
01:25:32
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I can't believe that the the showrunner was like was like calling Penguin out kind of like that.
01:25:38
Steve-O
Yeah, like that's that's a brazen balls.
01:25:38
Twin Cheaks
Kind of say that it was to be better.
01:25:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, I think it's brazening, John. You said, will any show ever be as good as The Penguin? And was like, can we pump the brakes little bit?
01:25:46
Twin Cheaks
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. you didn't like the Penguin?
01:25:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ever? Ever? Any show ever?
01:25:52
Steve-O
um I mean, I'm still waiting for that episode of Severance where Irving's talking about he could getting sandwiches.
01:25:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I want to hear that.
01:25:58
Steve-O
oh
01:26:00
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, they talk about food, too. That is why how I fall in love with characters.
01:26:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. That's quality.
01:26:04
Steve-O
No, Chris. No, they don't talk about food.
01:26:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
quality
01:26:06
Steve-O
They have no food food dinner parties.
01:26:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's true. Well, that's Rick and he sucks.
01:26:13
Steve-O
That is Rick.
01:26:13
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:26:14
Steve-O
He sucks, but also he's incredible.
01:26:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, maybe.
01:26:18
Steve-O
Every time he's on the screen, I'm like... He's so out there?
01:26:22
GREASEDAPOLES
No, no, he plays it well. That guy is great.
01:26:25
Steve-O
Is he evil? Is he good?
01:26:28
GREASEDAPOLES
he's too stupid too stupid too stupid that's why i like that's why i actually kind of like him like his wife
01:26:31
Steve-O
Too stupid.
01:26:37
Steve-O
He wrote a self-help book that he's completely willing to sell out on now.
01:26:41
GREASEDAPOLES
oh yeah he's he's terrible and he's a child that's it's great it's exactly like blooming people they're the same but he's like not part of them but you know kind of like them
01:26:41
Steve-O
i love that. I love that.
01:26:52
Steve-O
You know that book is an audiobook that you can buy.
01:26:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Who wrote that?
01:26:57
Steve-O
and it's...
01:26:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Ben Stiller?
01:26:58
Steve-O
Yeah, probably, but it's it's narrated by Rickon, so you can just listen to Rickon just talking nonsense.
01:27:03
GREASEDAPOLES
What was Ben Stiller doing? He's just writing this? He's teaming up with this guy?
01:27:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think he was trying to get that.
01:27:08
Steve-O
Watching the behind-the-scenes stuff for that show is crazy.
01:27:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
a
01:27:13
Steve-O
The amount of, like,
01:27:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't watch any of it. Okay.
01:27:15
Steve-O
i watched I watched a ah Corridor Digital where they talk about the season two intro where he's like running through the hallways and how they did it.
01:27:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah god
01:27:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, how did they do that?
01:27:24
Steve-O
it was like It took them over like five months and it's like they have a number of this. like A lot of that was actual set, but there are definitely like scenes where they do shots where like it's like different cuts of him running um and
01:27:40
GREASEDAPOLES
I noticed some wonkiness with like close-ups when they get real close to his face and then they pull out.
01:27:45
Steve-O
yeah
01:27:46
GREASEDAPOLES
That looked like a cut, maybe.
01:27:48
Steve-O
it's ah It's interesting because they they use a lot of like very high tech, top of the line, brand new stuff. like They have this like robotic ah camera arm called the Bolt, and it's the fastest arm in the industry.
01:28:02
Steve-O
And there's like that shot that like circles around him in the elevator. And that is like, that's
Technical Production Insights
01:28:09
Steve-O
all real. That's like all practical. The only thing that CG is when he runs out of the elevator, the elevator wall is fake in that shot because then they just start booking.
01:28:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Shit, they' you they're using that thing they use at the Oscars that takes all the photos of them.
01:28:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:28:21
Steve-O
It's crazy.
01:28:21
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what i'm talking about, right?
01:28:23
Steve-O
It's like kind of like the Matrix thing, but like a little bit, little bit nicer, little bit more fun.
01:28:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, there's like multiple cameras.
01:28:30
Steve-O
It's, it's just one camera, but it's like, I mean, they have multiple camera rigs. It's just the one is just like, it swings it like, it's like, it's on, I'm like a freaking heck it like, like just like a swinging arm that just like goes a hundred miles per hour.
01:28:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa, interesting. Hmm.
01:28:46
Steve-O
It's crazy. It's good stuff. Ben Stiller's a nerd.
01:28:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, I was looking up Ben Stiller's IMDb, and apparently he has a recurring character where he plays an orderly Hal you know, lot these Adam Sandler movies.
01:28:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:28:53
Steve-O
yeah
01:29:05
Steve-O
I remember him.
01:29:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So remember him in, in ah apparently, he you guys didn't tell me he was also in Hubie Halloween.
01:29:05
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:29:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, hell. Yeah, from Happy Gilmore.
01:29:07
Steve-O
Yeah. In Happy Gilmore.
01:29:11
Steve-O
I didn't watch Hubie.
01:29:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, I don't...
01:29:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Chris did.
01:29:13
Twin Cheaks
ah but How about I get you a warm glass of shut the hell up?
01:29:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:29:17
Steve-O
ah
01:29:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:29:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, your fingers
01:29:17
Twin Cheaks
He's that guy.
01:29:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Apparently he's in Happy Gilmore 2. It was Hal.
01:29:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, your fingers hurt.
01:29:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I didn't realize it.
01:29:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Um,
01:29:26
Steve-O
Hehehehe.
01:29:31
GREASEDAPOLES
um
01:29:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. I remember reading about some story where he basically, he did like Zoolander 2 because he's like, everybody was like, but we want it. We want it. And he's like, fine.
01:29:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then it bombed and he was like, oh no, I lost whatever. He's like I'm not funny. he He was like terrified. He's like, I just don't know what comedy is.
01:29:50
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Interesting.
01:29:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's like, I thought this is what everybody wanted. ah Yeah. And now now he just does. a yeah I mean, I think he was like terrified because like, you know, this wasn't the same time, but he he directed what that secret life of Walter Mitty and all that, which is like, you know, a little not snooty, but like.
01:29:58
GREASEDAPOLES
So you have like a come to Jesus moment. Now he's a director.
01:30:09
GREASEDAPOLES
That's true.
01:30:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Not exactly fun. you know You know what I mean? And he did he did that and then Zoolander 2 kind of after it. And then nothing. But you know what? Tropic Thunder still a banger.
01:30:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he's great that too.
01:30:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So, yeah.
01:30:32
GREASEDAPOLES
I think he's given some great performances if he just wants to stop making comedy. like That's fair. I think that's healthy. think there are far too many comedians that stick around way too long.
01:30:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They refuse to do anything but comedy.
01:30:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. And it sucks.
01:30:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:30:48
Steve-O
is that the Is that the thing?
01:30:48
GREASEDAPOLES
They suck after a while.
01:30:49
Steve-O
You think he he never got that like dramatic break that a lot of comedic actors get the the push into? like Kind of like um Better Call Saul?
01:30:57
GREASEDAPOLES
I think
01:30:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I remember hearing reading about like an article. I saw an article in like the fucking 90s where he was talking about that. They're like, he's not like a funny guy. like When he's not like doing these comedies, he keeps to himself. He's pretty serious. like he's not Because it was kind of like, i guess, some piece that was like, oh, this is now he's going to be a serious actor.
01:31:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it's kind of never...
01:31:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, he did for, he did try. i remember there was a movie, I think it was called Greenberg and it was directed by Greta Gerwig's husband.
01:31:30
Steve-O
I remember that.
01:31:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh God, what the fuck is his name? ah Ah, he wrote Barbie. Good Lord. um Greenberg, sorry.
01:31:42
Twin Cheaks
Noah Baumbach.
01:31:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Noah Baumbach. Yes. He tried to do, he did a movie with him and it was like, yeah it was like a dramedy. Really?
01:31:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, yeah. Mm hmm.
01:31:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, it wasn't a full drama or anything, but it felt like a push into, like, the indie artistic movies, and it was not good. Like, he played a pretty dour person, and it was pretty one-note from what I remember.
01:32:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, I think good dramatic performances have got to be, like, multifaceted, right? Like, you look at, like, Bill Murray in Lost in Translation, his character, there's lot going on there, you know?
01:32:16
Steve-O
yeah
01:32:23
GREASEDAPOLES
It's all simmering under the surface and he plays it really, really well.
01:32:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah By the way, what's Bill Murray hawking lately? like
01:32:30
Steve-O
He was on a Hot Ones, wasn't he?
01:32:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah he was He was on Hot Ones. He was on Rogan. I'm like, what is he promoting? I have no idea what Bill Murray's up to. But like all of a sudden, now he's like doing he's doing like a circuit.
01:32:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'm like, for what, Bill Murray? like What did you do?
01:32:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Maybe killed Garfield.
01:32:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i
01:32:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Like killed him.
01:32:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ape i mean, you know what?
01:32:53
GREASEDAPOLES
And then he's promoting it.
01:32:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Who knows?
01:32:53
Steve-O
Maybe. Yeah. Maybe he was like, you know what? I'm back. Because wasn't there like a period of time where like he was like slightly canceled or so he was canceled?
01:32:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
guess just like yeah yeah it was like yeah it was he was like canceled and then it was like right around the time he showed up in uh the ant-man movie and everybody's like i don't know if that's what you want to do it's like 2023 2022 maybe i don't know whatever everybody just kind of gave him a pass a little bit
01:33:01
Steve-O
i don't I don't remember.
01:33:16
GREASEDAPOLES
and they Everybody just forgot.
01:33:20
Steve-O
That's the, yeah, that's, it's everybody's fucking addled brains from 2025. It feels like it's already been a hundred years, even though it's been two months.
01:33:29
GREASEDAPOLES
things just go by so fast now. Especially with like, I'm not going to say there isn't merit, but like controversies that happened like years ago.
01:33:40
GREASEDAPOLES
and just gets swallowed up and then people forget, you know, and it's going to happen with, I think a lot of celebrities now. I think people are starting to forget about Kevin Spacey, to be honest.
01:33:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, I think that's starting again.
01:33:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, dude, I don't know.
01:33:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, you can feel it. Like, the way people talk about him. Like, I think... Who is it? Brian Cox, I think, said something about him. I don't want to misquote whoever said this really terrible...
01:34:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Brian Cox said, hey, I'm just saying, the guy really knows that act.
01:34:08
GREASEDAPOLES
i don't I don't know if it was him. i don't want to attribute to him exactly. But somebody did bring up, like, well, we should give him a second chance. Like, that kind of thing. Like, oh, we were too harsh on him.
01:34:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:34:18
GREASEDAPOLES
so I don't know. Like, just changes. It's just people forget and they don't care.
01:34:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Well, I mean, it it is...
01:34:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i don't know. It's just sometimes I... It's like when all the cases end up being thrown out, you know? And it's probably because they settle or something like that. But like when nothing ever actually goes to court or he's just seen as like whatever, it's like... It kind of becomes like, well, what are we what are we doing here?
01:34:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like...
01:34:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Shit, Devin, I even say even when it does go to court and they do whatever they do, time or pay whatever fine, people forget that too.
01:34:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:35:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Look at Robert Downey Jr. I mean, he was a fucking climbing into people's windows and shit, high on cocaine.
01:35:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. But like,
01:35:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
that's just drugs are a lot. Let's be honest.
01:35:09
GREASEDAPOLES
You're right.
01:35:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Drugs are a lot easier to forgive at this point.
01:35:10
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, that's not, i but people have just moved on from it and they don't even remember it. Like most people don't even, work you bring that up about him, that's completely gone.
01:35:21
Steve-O
I remember hearing somebody talking about how if Disney always had Marvel, they probably would have never hired Robert Downey Jr.
01:35:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, you're probably right.
01:35:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Probably not.
01:35:30
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah.
01:35:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Probably not.
01:35:32
GREASEDAPOLES
They hate that kind of shit.
01:35:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know?
01:35:33
GREASEDAPOLES
They don't like human beings. remember that
01:35:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, that mouse, man. He's a cruel mistress.
01:35:41
Steve-O
Dude, you ever come on. You tell me this guy's going to compete with Goofy?
01:35:45
GREASEDAPOLES
i remember They had Bob, they, they, they casted Bob Gale on a movie and on set he showed all of his weird porn pictures to everybody. And they're, think that's when it started.
01:35:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah I've never heard about that like a man who's far too proud of himself
01:36:00
GREASEDAPOLES
um really do. The, Because he's a fucking weirdo. ah Go see the movie Autofocus if you haven't seen it. Bob Gale from Hogan's Heroes is sexual weirdo kink like nymphomaniac and he got caught showing his co-stars on a Disney movie porn pictures of himself.
01:36:23
GREASEDAPOLES
And they fired him. and
01:36:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, like, you can't be...
01:36:30
GREASEDAPOLES
He never thought there was anything wrong with it. i mean according to that movie.
01:36:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because no one ever fucking told him it wasn't cool.
01:36:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Really?
01:36:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know?
01:36:35
GREASEDAPOLES
That's, I mean, I guess.
01:36:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sadly, like, nobody told him.
01:36:38
Steve-O
Hey, Bob, this ain't cool, Bob.
01:36:40
GREASEDAPOLES
We thought you were Hogan. Aren't you Hogan?
01:36:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, dude. No.
01:36:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Check out my hog. That's Hogan's hog.
01:36:45
Steve-O
I mean, so to be fair, it's called Hogan's Heroes. Hogan isn't one of the heroes.
01:36:51
GREASEDAPOLES
That's true. That's a good point.
01:36:55
GREASEDAPOLES
They just, they are the heroes. He's just helping.
01:37:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Anyway, we got news.
01:37:03
Steve-O
News! News!
01:37:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We got news. ah
01:37:06
Steve-O
News!
01:37:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Steve, you posted a teaser for 28 years later. Kind of a whatever teaser, but I think we have a date. I don't know if there was a date the first time.
01:37:17
Steve-O
ah Yeah, June 20th.
01:37:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:37:19
Steve-O
i don't I don't, you know, I haven't seen the last couple of these, but I don't really care, but...
01:37:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't read.
01:37:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what? You probably didn't. you just can't remember because the last one came out like 15 years ago.
01:37:32
Steve-O
I just remember the first one being shot on the very first camera that I purchased, the Canon GL2. The
01:37:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:37:38
GREASEDAPOLES
The gloop, as they called it.
01:37:40
Twin Cheaks
no
01:37:40
Steve-O
glute.
01:37:41
Twin Cheaks
The goat.
01:37:42
Steve-O
The glute.
01:37:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
01:37:43
GREASEDAPOLES
The gloop.
01:37:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um
01:37:44
GREASEDAPOLES
That was an ugly movie.
01:37:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:37:47
GREASEDAPOLES
But I love it.
01:37:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:37:49
Twin Cheaks
Hasn't aged well that ah that' in affects.
01:37:49
Steve-O
That was no.
01:37:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Still great, though. It just looks like, you know
01:37:53
Twin Cheaks
That's why you really can't go wrong by spending a little extra cash to shoot everything in film.
01:37:59
GREASEDAPOLES
know.
01:38:00
Twin Cheaks
little extra cash and and, you know, risk of losing everything.
01:38:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:38:05
Steve-O
That was a that was a small digital renaissance where like a lot of people were exploring the digital the digital realm of video and didn't didn't age.
01:38:05
Twin Cheaks
And...
01:38:14
GREASEDAPOLES
To be fair, i think Danny Boyle really did it well with digital film.
01:38:16
Steve-O
Unfortunately,
01:38:19
GREASEDAPOLES
I think he did really good.
01:38:20
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
01:38:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.
01:38:22
GREASEDAPOLES
i think I think of all the filmmakers I could think of, he's pretty high up on lists I would think of that would handle digital film.
01:38:28
Twin Cheaks
Oh, I'm sorry. You didn't like George Lucas's Star Wars prequels, Chris?
01:38:31
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm
01:38:34
Twin Cheaks
I'm sorry, Chris.
01:38:35
GREASEDAPOLES
i'm sorry, I forgot. That's why I'm laughing.
01:38:39
Twin Cheaks
My bad.
01:38:39
GREASEDAPOLES
and I'm shocked at myself.
01:38:41
Twin Cheaks
My bad. My bad. was a big fuck it that was a big um turning point for the digital era as well, I would say.
01:38:48
GREASEDAPOLES
I felt, when I watched Danny Boyle's films, I felt like he was going to do something different with the new technology.
01:38:54
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:38:55
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what it, and it looked like he was doing that. So I gave him, like, he's the one guy, if anybody should keep shooting digitally, I would wouldn't mind if it was Danny Boyle. He knows what he's doing.
01:39:07
GREASEDAPOLES
I think that's all what it comes down to. It's it's just a tool. Like, some people know how use it and some people don't.
01:39:13
Steve-O
You make sense. It makes sense to me.
01:39:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Right? Right? He can do it. I believe in him.
01:39:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's got it. He's got it.
01:39:21
GREASEDAPOLES
He's great.
01:39:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We also got this Devil May Cry 3 trailer. I'm sorry. a Devil May Cry Netflix trailer. This looks... I hate to say This looks really good. and what to hate I don't hate to say it but like I don't know. This just looks like it's going to be something really awesome.
01:39:39
Steve-O
It's by the same producer who did Castlevania, right?
01:39:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
01:39:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Is it the same writers too?
01:39:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't think so.
01:39:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Adi Shankar. Shankar.
01:39:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa, that name sounds familiar.
01:39:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, yeah, he did um the Netflix.
01:39:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay, that's why.
01:39:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah He did the Castlevania stuff.
01:39:55
GREASEDAPOLES
ah He's the guy that produced Dread.
01:39:58
Steve-O
Yes.
01:39:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, you know what? On the second watch, outside of me jamming a pop of roach, I don't know if you guys remember, but like,
01:40:09
Twin Cheaks
Cut my life into pieces.
01:40:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
44 seconds into this trailer, ah I noticed this guy that looks exactly like that dude in Street Fighter 3. 12. The guy 12?
01:40:21
Twin Cheaks
What dude? Oh, 12?
01:40:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. like
01:40:24
Twin Cheaks
Oh, the weirdo that nobody uses? The the the weirdo with the tentacles?
01:40:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but like like just... I literally i was watching this. I was like, is this Street Fighter guy? Because it looks exactly like it.
01:40:34
GREASEDAPOLES
you talking about the F1 trailer?
01:40:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, no.
01:40:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Did we move on to that?
01:40:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Devil May Cry.
01:40:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, sorry. Sorry. Excuse me.
01:40:39
Twin Cheaks
I mean, it is Capcom.
01:40:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What you fucking... Blackout?
01:40:42
Twin Cheaks
So...
01:40:42
GREASEDAPOLES
i thought we were talking about F1. I could have swore.
01:40:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but Yeah.
01:40:45
Steve-O
F1, like... Oh, the movie, the movie.
01:40:47
GREASEDAPOLES
There's a movie.
01:40:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:40:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, there's another trailer on the list.
01:40:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, no. ah Yeah, yeah.
01:40:50
Twin Cheaks
It is Capcom, Devin. So...
01:40:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
01:40:53
Twin Cheaks
It's all Capcom.
01:40:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's what I mean.
01:40:54
Twin Cheaks
So maybe it is 12.
01:40:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i was like, oh, this is a cool little nod, I guess. ah You know? And
01:40:59
Twin Cheaks
Not to the ah obscure Street Fighter 3 character that nobody knows.
01:41:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
that no one knows liked Uh, also he, uh, I was kind of watching this and I was like, okay, this like bunny guy seems to be the main villain, which made me go, okay, well, we're going to see, you know, Virgil in season two.
01:41:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then Virgil shows up in this trailer. And I was like, nevermind. Uh, yeah.
01:41:23
Twin Cheaks
Nah, dude. Virgil's probably just as popular as Dante nowadays.
01:41:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, he's out for sure. For sure. Yeah.
01:41:29
Twin Cheaks
like Especially after the Marvel vs. Capcom 3 days. like Virgil's like god tier now.
01:41:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I kind of forgot he had a...
01:41:35
GREASEDAPOLES
this and This is going to be interesting for me because I've never played any Devil May Cry game.
01:41:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Whoa, you've never played any?
01:41:41
Twin Cheaks
and i never played and never I never played any of them either, man.
01:41:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:41:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Not a single one.
01:41:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, they're solid.
01:41:46
Twin Cheaks
And I call myself the Cap Cop.
01:41:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They're awesome games.
01:41:47
Twin Cheaks
I'm the Cap Cop right here.
01:41:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:41:48
Steve-O
You're the CapCop?
01:41:49
Twin Cheaks
and I'm the Cap Cop. I'm arresting people.
01:41:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Cat fraud, dude. That's what you owe.
01:41:53
GREASEDAPOLES
I like when everybody anybody uses like uses a gun and a sword.
01:41:53
Steve-O
ACAPTab?
01:41:55
Twin Cheaks
Capcook. The Capcook.
01:41:58
GREASEDAPOLES
To me, that's always like just a solid combo.
01:42:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:42:01
GREASEDAPOLES
This always seems good.
01:42:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I went on a...
01:42:02
Twin Cheaks
Oh, do you know what game you would love then, Chris?
01:42:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, what do you got?
01:42:05
Twin Cheaks
Final Fantasy VIII, baby.
01:42:07
GREASEDAPOLES
oh
01:42:07
Twin Cheaks
They combined them both into the Gunblade.
01:42:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:42:07
Steve-O
Oh my god.
01:42:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Guess what? I do really like it. I do. I played it. I do like that game. Because it's got a gun blade in it.
01:42:13
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, they got the Gunblade. Leon...
01:42:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:42:16
Twin Cheaks
Squall Leonheart, baby.
01:42:18
GREASEDAPOLES
It's the only reason.
01:42:20
Twin Cheaks
Devin hates that game.
01:42:21
GREASEDAPOLES
I know.
01:42:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I hate it It's just not for me.
01:42:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, boy. Here we go again. Oh,
01:42:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's not.
01:42:26
Twin Cheaks
Here we go, guys.
01:42:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's not, guys.
01:42:27
Twin Cheaks
Get on your soapbox and tell us why, Devin.
01:42:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:42:29
GREASEDAPOLES
boy! Pull it out, man!
01:42:31
Steve-O
Dude, imagine being stabbed and then having them pull the trigger and shoot.
01:42:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let's just say...
01:42:35
Steve-O
Yeah, dude.
01:42:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let's just say they cast the wrong Captain America.
01:42:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's all I'm going to say.
01:42:39
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:42:40
Twin Cheaks
Hashtag not my cap.
01:42:41
GREASEDAPOLES
mr
01:42:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
the Yeah. ah No, this looks dope as shit. When's it coming out? April 3rd. So soon. Very soon.
01:42:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Excited. Excited. This looks great.
01:42:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. um man um We also got a Sadie Sink from Stranger Things. Going to be in the next Spider-Man movie.
01:43:02
Twin Cheaks
Oh, I thought she was going to be Jean Grey.
01:43:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh...
01:43:05
Twin Cheaks
Man, that's a fumble if I ever if i ever saw one.
01:43:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, yo. Oh, that's true.
01:43:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, guess what, John?
01:43:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Probably.
01:43:08
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, maybe she is. Maybe Jean Grey is going be... That would be so fucking weird and lame.
01:43:12
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:43:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That would be dope. Who's the trashiest
01:43:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Academy Award winning actress Mikey Madsen is also in talks of playing a character in an X-Men movie. Hmm.
01:43:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
X-Men? Yeah.
01:43:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:43:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:43:24
Twin Cheaks
Psylocke?
01:43:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
who's the trashiest x-men
01:43:28
Twin Cheaks
Is it Psylocke?
01:43:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
that's
01:43:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:43:29
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what's funny?
01:43:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:43:30
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what's funny? They could pick that, but they're going to pick Kitty Pryde.
01:43:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah yeah
01:43:34
Twin Cheaks
No, um we don't need Kitty Pryde.
01:43:36
GREASEDAPOLES
You know it. I know it. It's inevitable, folks.
01:43:38
Twin Cheaks
Just delete Kitty Pryde. She's racist anyway.
01:43:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Yep.
01:43:42
Twin Cheaks
Did you ever see this fucking...
01:43:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah.
01:43:45
Twin Cheaks
Yeah? yeah
01:43:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's real, too. I don't think that's like a cool thing.
01:43:47
Twin Cheaks
I know, that's what I'm saying. We don't need Kitty Pryde anymore.
01:43:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She's not afraid. She's not afraid to stand up. For which reason?
01:43:53
Twin Cheaks
What does she do? Fucking marries the big white Russian dude because she doesn't like anybody else.
01:43:57
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:43:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And
01:44:01
Twin Cheaks
Any other types.
01:44:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
then like she's on or something.
01:44:01
GREASEDAPOLES
yep
01:44:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
don't know. But me you know what? I can't.
01:44:06
Twin Cheaks
Wait, isn't she like a lesbian now too?
01:44:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I can't. ah I can't sign off on it.
01:44:09
Twin Cheaks
Oh no, Iceman is the, le I'm not a lesbian.
01:44:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because, yeah. Yeah. i say yeah
01:44:12
Twin Cheaks
Iceman.
01:44:12
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:44:13
Twin Cheaks
Iceman came out.
01:44:14
GREASEDAPOLES
I stay as a lesbian.
01:44:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Are we all brother?
01:44:14
Twin Cheaks
Iceman came out.
01:44:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:44:17
Twin Cheaks
REO, brother.
01:44:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
with
01:44:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, hell yeah, brother.
01:44:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I will say, i my kiddie pride, I still think of ah the Astonishing X-Men run. And I'm like, I love that.
01:44:27
Twin Cheaks
Hashtag.
01:44:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I love that, dude. Hashtag not all.
01:44:30
GREASEDAPOLES
They might do something like that. You never know.
01:44:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Not all kitties. ah No, but the weird thing about this is I don't think I'm just mentally prepared to be attracted to Sadie Singh. You know? I just don't think I'm ready.
01:44:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, boy.
01:44:41
Twin Cheaks
Well, dude, it's like she's a little kid from Stranger Things. i Why?
01:44:44
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:44:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's what i'm saying. And now she's like 25 and she's going to be a smoke show.
01:44:48
Twin Cheaks
It's kind of like, um what's her name?
01:44:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Millie Bobby Brown.
01:44:52
Twin Cheaks
From, no. Well, yeah, her too. But like the girl from um Sansa Stark. I can never be attracted to her either after.
01:44:59
GREASEDAPOLES
and that the and the girl from madmen who's the girl yeah i can't i can't sign off on that
01:45:01
Twin Cheaks
And Arya. Oh, fucking Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Yeah, no, I know.
01:45:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Well, I guess because i never really i never really watched that Mad Men.
01:45:06
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Nope. When you watch those... Oh, you You're into that? into that, brother? Yeah.
01:45:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So I had no problem.
01:45:13
Twin Cheaks
you like yeah yeah you're today you into there brother
01:45:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ay Yeah, bro.
01:45:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh boy.
01:45:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, bro.
01:45:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh boy.
01:45:20
Twin Cheaks
yeah
01:45:21
GREASEDAPOLES
CP alert. CP alert. CP alert.
01:45:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, but like, yeah, I guess. Because it's weird. Actually, I'll be honest. Millie Bobby Brown, I'm like, I'm not like fucking hot, right?
01:45:34
GREASEDAPOLES
i don't I don't really find her too attractive.
01:45:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:45:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Even with the whole her being a child when i first saw her.
01:45:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and look And I'm not saying she's not, but I like, ah yeah, I think that might have something to do with it.
01:45:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Ha ha ha ha!
01:45:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Might have something do with it.
01:45:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Maybe. Maybe. Yeah, I mean, i just too I just can't.
01:45:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't know.
01:45:48
GREASEDAPOLES
She's so tiny when I first saw her.
01:45:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sadie Sink. Sadie Sink is, don't know. um I'm a weak man.
Stephen King Adaptations Debate
01:45:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Another news. This is not really a news story. This is more of a ah soapbox for me. Stephen King, Cujo, is getting another adaption at Netflix.
01:46:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
My question is how many at-bats does Stephen King need? Like, not him, right?
01:46:16
GREASEDAPOLES
dude
01:46:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But like, dude, why are always trying to make a Stephen... Like, you throw a fucking rock. I know the man's written a lot of books, but does everything need to be a movie?
01:46:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, $320 million dollars movie just came to Netflix and it's not going to make them any money. Novocaine, a movie being made that has been made five times already that they thought was going to make them money, is not making them money.
01:46:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like
01:46:43
GREASEDAPOLES
sequels to cape shit that they thought was going to make them money it's not making them money they're throwing everything at the fucking wall now man they don't know what the fuck to do they got no other options just do this they got they don't know what to do that's its what it's anybody's game baby Cujo Cujo could come up Cujo could come up
01:46:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I guess. like The movie about the the killer St. Bernard, that's the one.
01:47:04
Steve-O
Speaking of Cujo.
01:47:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, what what about Cujo, Steve?
01:47:09
Steve-O
what you know Who cares about Cujo?
01:47:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, all right.
01:47:12
Steve-O
you said sp ah coming up to bat, um you made me think of the Sandlot. Bring that dog back. Make him fight Cujo.
01:47:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, don't say it too loud.
01:47:20
Twin Cheaks
oh
01:47:22
Steve-O
Dude, can you imagine that? Where it's like, dude, that dog, that Cujo dog, is what what a jerk. And it's like, I know another dog that's a fucking jerk.
01:47:33
Steve-O
And it's like, what if we had them fight?
01:47:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait, hold on. is it the only thing that The only dog that would have a chance against Cujo...
01:47:38
GREASEDAPOLES
if he wasn't a jerk at the end.
01:47:40
Steve-O
Well, that's because they, like, you know, the the old man came out.
01:47:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, that's the thing, right? is
01:47:44
Steve-O
But he died.
01:47:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The Sandlot... No, hold on. The Sandlot fear version of that dog is the is what has a chance.
01:47:49
Steve-O
who just...
01:47:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Not the actual version of of the Sandlot dog.
01:47:55
GREASEDAPOLES
The fear of children.
01:47:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like the dog that was able to jump over and inhale the ball in one thing, like the one that is the size of a shark, that has a chance against Cujo.
01:48:03
Steve-O
A monster dog.
01:48:07
Steve-O
Yeah, 100. Well, that's the thing, right? Like, because like his owner's dead now.
01:48:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Guys, Cujo is just a dog that gets rabies. He's not like a super dog or anything.
01:48:15
Steve-O
Cujo Cujo is a dog that has rabies.
01:48:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's not? I thought he was like a scientist i thought he was like a science experiment. kidding me? I'm kidding.
01:48:19
GREASEDAPOLES
No! He's a dog that wanders into a barn and gets a bit on the nose by a rabies-infected squirrel and then goes crazy and kills a bunch of people.
01:48:20
Steve-O
No.
01:48:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
are you fucking
01:48:24
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:48:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Why is this get two movies? Why is this get two fucking bad at bats?
01:48:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Because it's dog movie! Everybody loves dogs!
01:48:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No. No. No, absolutely not. I thought I could have swore that he was like a science experiment and then they really like broke out and he was this killer dog.
01:48:39
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
01:48:42
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
01:48:45
GREASEDAPOLES
He gets bit on the nose like a cute little dog. And unfortunately that bite had rabies in it. And then he literally, he goes on a rampage.
01:48:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Does he make it in the in the first movie?
01:48:53
GREASEDAPOLES
No, he fucking dies.
01:48:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
are
01:48:55
GREASEDAPOLES
They murder him.
01:48:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I can't watch this movie now.
01:48:57
Steve-O
yeah
01:48:59
GREASEDAPOLES
He turns into a fucking psycho. They have to kill him.
01:49:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's not even scary. That's just normal. That's what happens when he gets...
01:49:04
GREASEDAPOLES
It's realistic. That shit's happened before.
01:49:08
Steve-O
you You're thinking of Shockma, Devin, where it's the monkey who is in the lab.
01:49:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I might be.
01:49:11
GREASEDAPOLES
um
01:49:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no,
01:49:13
Steve-O
Shockma!
01:49:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It might have been a...
01:49:14
GREASEDAPOLES
sh ah
01:49:16
Steve-O
Shockma!
01:49:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
don't know, dude. didn't know that. They're... they're I thought there was a lot more to Cougo than there is.
01:49:27
Steve-O
You thought Cujo was it?
01:49:28
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm sorry. you know, initially i was upset with you, but now I feel bad for you.
01:49:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That was it, dude.
01:49:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Like I pity that I bursted your bubble.
01:49:35
Twin Cheaks
Mm-hmm.
01:49:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, listen, I know Cougo doesn't make it, right? But I'm just, you know, fucking bumming me out, bro.
01:49:41
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, he's just a dog. Just a regular old dog.
01:49:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We're a little idiot, stupid, moron, fuck-faced dog.
01:49:48
Steve-O
It's basically if Beethoven got rabies.
01:49:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:49:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's what I mean.
01:49:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Exactly.
01:49:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's not scary.
01:49:54
Steve-O
I mean, he's scary when he gets rabies.
01:49:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I would be scared of Beethoven.
01:49:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Was this cocaine? Was this, Chris, was this cocaine? Was this coke? Spielberg. ah right
01:50:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Um...
01:50:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Cocaine King?
01:50:03
Steve-O
Co-King.
01:50:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Was this coke king?
01:50:06
Steve-O
Co-King.
01:50:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Probably... no but like... um I read this.
01:50:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He wrote this and said, I did it. Another one.
01:50:12
GREASEDAPOLES
I read this. I read this book.
01:50:13
Steve-O
The Green Goblin's trucks are going to fucking run the thing.
01:50:17
GREASEDAPOLES
The book's good. The book's scary. Because he's treated he's treated like almost like Jason Voorhees. And it's effective.
01:50:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I thought you were going to say Jason Bourne and I got excited.
01:50:26
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
01:50:26
Steve-O
yeah would be kind of sick. A dog just beating you with a phone book.
01:50:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Holy shit, is that Jason Boyd? Is that Cujo?
01:50:31
GREASEDAPOLES
it doing karate with balls.
01:50:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
01:50:34
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
01:50:35
Steve-O
Dude, why don't they make ah a Jason Friday the 13th movie, but make him like a fucking super spy?
01:50:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm just starting to...
01:50:45
Steve-O
Like we just drop him into enemy lines and just let him go.
01:50:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, like in a big cage? i mean, just the cage blows open?
01:50:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:50:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i I'll be honest, guys.
01:50:51
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:50:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I feel like you took one chapter is some guy going... Like, chapter one, Cougar gets bit. Chapter two, somebody goes to pet Cougar because they think it's a dog. It kills him.
01:51:00
GREASEDAPOLES
No, that's not what the first chapter's about.
01:51:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Is that every book? Is that every fucking...
01:51:04
GREASEDAPOLES
That's not what the first chapter's about.
01:51:05
Steve-O
The movie's like two people stuck in a car because there's a fucking wild dog on the car trying to rip it open.
01:51:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
01:51:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Right. It's their dog.
01:51:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:51:12
GREASEDAPOLES
It's their dog. So it starts off normal. They set up the town. They set up all the characters. They specifically set up the sheriff. They set up the the girl owns dog. They set up her kid.
01:51:24
GREASEDAPOLES
I think there's a gas station owner. Those are all the people get murked in the book. the He sets it all up and they're all really nice. And it's a really quaint day. And it's this cute little dog.
01:51:34
GREASEDAPOLES
And he goes into a barn and he's like, oh, what's in the hole? And he sticks his little nose in the hole and he gets bit. And they're like, oh, don't think anything of it. It's just a bite. And he's like, cute little dog wandering back. That's how it's portrayed. That's all set up.
01:51:46
GREASEDAPOLES
And then it flips a switch. And it gets, it's brutal and bloody. And it's this cute little dog going on a rampage.
01:51:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
A dog would run out gas.
01:51:53
GREASEDAPOLES
That's why it's good.
01:51:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That dog would run out gas. He's not Mario.
01:51:57
Steve-O
Well, that's the thing. The dog literally can't drink water because it's scared of it at that point.
01:52:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he's horrible horrible pain and and he's tortured because like it's terrible.
01:52:05
Steve-O
I was I was asked a question about. um
01:52:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Can't wait to sign up for Netflix so I can watch this movie.
01:52:10
Steve-O
Can can dolphins get rabies?
01:52:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Short, a short lifespan. Um,
01:52:19
GREASEDAPOLES
I think they should.
01:52:21
Steve-O
But like there's they're terrified of water. That's one of the things with rabies.
01:52:24
GREASEDAPOLES
i think it would make them way more interesting.
01:52:24
Steve-O
They're in water.
01:52:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Like if you are, are you imposing that they should have it
01:52:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Alright. ah I'm just saying, dolphins are very unlikely.
01:52:31
Steve-O
I'm going to look it up.
01:52:31
GREASEDAPOLES
i'm i'll vote I vote for that.
01:52:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There's a very low risk of dolphin getting rabies.
01:52:36
GREASEDAPOLES
You know they rape people already.
01:52:36
Steve-O
But hey, yes, theoretically. Oh, my god
01:52:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it' a Dude, Steve, you sound like that one of those fucking scientists that's like, let's just expand on that.
01:52:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, let's give them rabies, man.
01:52:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you Dude, you fucking work an umbrella. That's the shit umbrella does.
01:52:51
Steve-O
Steve, what did you do? a dolphin rabies?
01:52:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I inject it I just needed to see what happens from my combat.
01:52:58
GREASEDAPOLES
I need to test the legacy virus.
01:52:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:53:01
Steve-O
Oh my God.
01:53:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:53:02
Steve-O
My name is Steve Wesker now.
01:53:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:53:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, Tyrant,
01:53:08
Steve-O
I also read the police voice.
01:53:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Tyrant Cujo, dude.
01:53:11
GREASEDAPOLES
I will become immortal.
01:53:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
01:53:13
GREASEDAPOLES
You're just giving rabies to the dolphins. you're not doing anything great.
01:53:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
tyrant tyrant kujo dude thank you
01:53:19
GREASEDAPOLES
See, okay. I'm going be honest with you, Devin. I think with your train of thought, I think that's exactly what they're going to expand this into. I think you are on to something, bud. I think they're going to take the source material. going to bend it a little bit. They're going to make him a supernatural dog.
01:53:34
Steve-O
Christine versus Cujo.
01:53:37
GREASEDAPOLES
ah He kicks the shit out of a car in that book and the movie. So that's either way, man, that's fifty fifty
01:53:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Is there ever a Cujo 2?
01:53:41
Steve-O
The car wants revenge.
01:53:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There's a 2-pack? Hold on. What this? DVD 2-pack? Okay.
01:53:49
GREASEDAPOLES
What, Cujo and Christine?
01:53:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Anyway, um before I fall down, there's a Cujo 2?
01:53:54
Steve-O
Cujo.
01:53:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
01:53:54
GREASEDAPOLES
I... There's two... joe Okay, well...
01:53:56
Steve-O
Cujo.
01:53:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. Enough. Enough out of you.
01:54:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Are you finished, Evan?
01:54:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i Well, yeah.
01:54:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Have you gotten everything out of this?
01:54:03
Steve-O
Are you fucking done?
01:54:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:54:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Have you... You know what you're dumb dog movie?
01:54:08
Steve-O
We need to talk about
Racing Movies Nostalgia
01:54:10
Steve-O
Wow.
01:54:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, we got to talk about Hey, Chris.
01:54:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, god damn it!
01:54:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Chris, open your ears. Now we can talk about the the racing movie.
01:54:15
Steve-O
ah
01:54:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Son of a bitch! I don't want to... He's so old...
01:54:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You don't think this looks good?
01:54:21
Steve-O
Wow. while Cars do sure go fast.
01:54:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You don't think this?
01:54:25
GREASEDAPOLES
seven
01:54:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I thought it looked fun.
01:54:26
GREASEDAPOLES
When they were shooting this, ah they caught a photo, behind-the-scenes photo of Mr.
01:54:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh-oh.
01:54:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Brad Pitt, and he had a significant stain around his Really?
01:54:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, they put that fucker. Well, I heard it's a is it the same director as Maverick? Hold on, who directed ah
01:54:50
Steve-O
Staying around the crotch. Brad Pitt, more like Brad Piss.
01:54:52
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Yeah, I get a variety. Nail his ass.
01:54:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, uh, Joseph Kosinski. ah and let me, let's do some quick old, ah data search research. Joseph Kosinski has done. Yeah. He did Top Gun Maverick.
01:55:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, he dreaded that.
01:55:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:55:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:55:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Also, uh, I think yeah either way, I think logically he's like, Oh, like the same thing they did with like, let's put them in actual jets. You know, he was doing that with them in, uh, F1 cars.
01:55:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I think, uh, That'd probably make me piss myself.
01:55:30
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm gonna put an old in a car.
01:55:30
Steve-O
Didn't Tom Cruise do this?
01:55:32
GREASEDAPOLES
I put an old in a plane. going put an old in a car.
01:55:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hey, hey.
01:55:35
Steve-O
An old.
01:55:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it's like You know what, Chris? It's a plot. It's a formula that works.
01:55:42
Steve-O
i've You know what?
01:55:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right?
01:55:43
Steve-O
I'm sorry. I've seen old in a car. It's every old's PFP photo. Like, come on.
01:55:51
GREASEDAPOLES
funny. I want
01:55:52
Steve-O
Just with their sunglasses and a hat on.
01:55:56
GREASEDAPOLES
to be real with you. I think I know what the next one's going to
01:55:58
Steve-O
What's it?
01:55:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ooh, a boat.
01:56:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, come on, you ruined it!
01:56:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Got it!
01:56:02
GREASEDAPOLES
I was gonna say, old in a boat!
01:56:03
Steve-O
Hold on. That's really good. I think you got me, Devin.
01:56:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So it's going to be... What is it? Captain Ron 2?
01:56:08
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what?
01:56:08
Steve-O
oh Yo.
01:56:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Captain Ron Maverick?
01:56:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, okay, never mind.
01:56:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, you're welcome. You're welcome.
01:56:14
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah let's turn the page on that one. That's good one.
01:56:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, that's the one you show up for.
01:56:17
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll read that book.
01:56:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:56:20
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah my Got my boat.
01:56:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um
01:56:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:56:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't know, man. I'll be honest. I saw this and I was like, okay. I'm in. I'm in. I like... I've... shockingly really find myself enjoying racing movies.
01:56:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Jesus.
01:56:36
Steve-O
Did you see Gran Turismo?
01:56:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, no, ah wait, hold on Yes, I did.
01:56:39
Steve-O
Did you see Ford versus Ferrari?
01:56:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I did not. It's not really racing, right? It's kind of like a, what was the movie with ah Chris Hensworth?
01:56:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Sounds like a new episode of...
01:56:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Where he's the, the race, the racer.
01:56:50
Steve-O
Thor.
01:56:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
rush Dude, I really liked Rush. Steve, you and I saw that in the theater.
01:57:00
Steve-O
Did we?
01:57:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:57:02
GREASEDAPOLES
You only remember it, though.
01:57:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i and I do because i remember specific because there's a scene where he's right he's racing on a yeah he's racing on a rainy track and then they're like ah let's just drill holes in his visor so he can see better and they did that and look just the way they shot it and Steve was just like Jesus Christ what a horrible like you were just like stressed out in the context of the movie and I was like man Steve's into this
01:57:09
Steve-O
Oh, we did see Rush.
01:57:28
GREASEDAPOLES
think you guys were just I think you guys were just enthralled by Ron Howard.
01:57:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, he was he was literally racing.
01:57:35
Steve-O
I thought it was a San Francisco Rush movie.
01:57:35
GREASEDAPOLES
I think you got it.
01:57:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Steve, why did it was just you and me. Why did we go on a rush date?
01:57:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I like to
01:57:43
Steve-O
I mean, we also went on a Fury date. I think we were sticking to our four-letter movie.
01:57:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
01:57:48
Steve-O
but Yeah.
01:57:50
GREASEDAPOLES
i like to think they
01:57:50
Twin Cheaks
maybe Maybe it's because you watch good movies with Steve and you watch bad movies with me
01:57:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I need to...
01:57:58
GREASEDAPOLES
hey Yeah, that's about right.
01:57:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I watch disappointing movies with Chris. Like, we're always walking out going like,
01:58:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's true.
01:58:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:58:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man.
01:58:04
GREASEDAPOLES
It's like, yeah, all the movies, you're absolutely right, Devin.
01:58:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right.
01:58:08
GREASEDAPOLES
ah All right.
01:58:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, we can crack that case, I guess.
01:58:11
Steve-O
Here we go. There we go.
01:58:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I think Steve represented Nicky Lada in that, the other racer, the rat face man.
01:58:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Where he...
01:58:17
Steve-O
We get louder. Mm-hmm.
01:58:20
GREASEDAPOLES
And of course, Devin represented that English idiot.
01:58:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's like, burn me to death.
01:58:24
GREASEDAPOLES
I can't remember his name that I time forgot as well.
01:58:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Chris Hemsworth?
01:58:28
GREASEDAPOLES
No, the real man. The racing guy. a i hate yeah there you go.
01:58:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
James Hunt.
01:58:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Wow, you pulled that up.
01:58:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I have IMDb in front of me. i'm not that bad.
01:58:40
GREASEDAPOLES
i yeah I don't care.
01:58:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I don't... Racing movies? i don't know. They seem to appeal to me. Something I wasn't aware of.
01:58:48
GREASEDAPOLES
never got it.
01:58:49
Twin Cheaks
Isn't there one coming up too?
01:58:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, F1. Yeah.
01:58:53
Twin Cheaks
I don't know about all that.
01:58:58
GREASEDAPOLES
He didn't even need to look at the trailer. He's like, nah.
01:59:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You can tell John just walks into the conversation five minutes John, did you see the trailer?
01:59:01
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, i don't know, dog.
01:59:05
Twin Cheaks
Sorry.
01:59:05
GREASEDAPOLES
that's You see what that was? Devin, that's a gut response. That's a gut.
01:59:09
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:59:10
Steve-O
That's my response.
01:59:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Did you see the trailer?
01:59:14
Twin Cheaks
Do I need to, though?
01:59:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, see, this is my point.
01:59:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yep.
01:59:16
Twin Cheaks
Who's in it?
01:59:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This is my point.
01:59:17
Twin Cheaks
Who's in it? Nah, it's gonna be bad.
01:59:18
Steve-O
Brad Pitt.
01:59:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's it.
01:59:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, my God. How dare you.
01:59:23
GREASEDAPOLES
All right, you might get him here.
01:59:23
Twin Cheaks
Who directed it? Who directed it?
01:59:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, okay. let's we Yeah, hey here the same guy directed Top Gun Maverick.
01:59:31
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but it's not like he is making a sequel to movie, you know?
01:59:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But it's this...
01:59:36
Twin Cheaks
He's just...
01:59:37
Steve-O
He put Brad Pitt in a car in this one.
01:59:37
GREASEDAPOLES
It's his thing.
01:59:38
Twin Cheaks
Are they flying? Are they flying, Devin?
01:59:40
Steve-O
and other they're driving. They're driving.
01:59:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Now they're driving. It's olds and cars.
01:59:42
Twin Cheaks
I think the true spiritual successor to Top Gun Maverick might actually be Superman.
01:59:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Yeah, John, and if gun you missed it. Alton Plains, Alton Cars is this one. The next one's probably going be Alton Boats.
01:59:54
Steve-O
Olden Trains.
01:59:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Olds trades.
01:59:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Alton Trains, i
01:59:56
Twin Cheaks
Boats and hoes. Boats
Animal Horror Movies and Recommendations
01:59:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Olds and submarines.
01:59:57
Twin Cheaks
and hoes.
01:59:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
don't know.
01:59:59
Steve-O
ah
01:59:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Olds.
02:00:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
02:00:00
Steve-O
I mean, we already had Hunt for Red October.
02:00:00
Twin Cheaks
boats and hos
02:00:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, we'll get another one of those.
02:00:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Whoa, you say that like that came out like a year ago, Steve.
02:00:03
Steve-O
ah wo
02:00:03
GREASEDAPOLES
You just remake it.
02:00:07
Steve-O
Remake.
02:00:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
murder there
02:00:08
Steve-O
Come on, Netflix.
02:00:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Been there, done that.
02:00:10
Steve-O
Cujo in a submarine.
02:00:12
GREASEDAPOLES
now
02:00:13
Steve-O
This rabid dog's trying to get in a submarine.
02:00:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sean Irving ranting about Cougar.
02:00:16
GREASEDAPOLES
that's a movie
02:00:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I need a fiver. I'm taking fiver. I can't do
02:00:22
GREASEDAPOLES
I felt I felt I did i like initially like I said very upset and then I really do pity you and your loss of fantasy um your loss of fantasy you lost that that a beautiful fantasy of a supernatural or some of a biologically altered dog
02:00:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
this. Whoa.
02:00:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh.
02:00:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah t A T-virus. A Cujo virus.
02:00:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Which does sound really fun.
02:00:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just saying, man.
02:00:44
GREASEDAPOLES
And I didn't i took that from you.
02:00:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I think I watched a different movie that was about a wolf.
02:00:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, there isn't there isn't...
02:00:50
Steve-O
Oh, I know the movie.
02:00:52
GREASEDAPOLES
There's a movie about a German shepherd that was ah genetically altered.
02:00:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, really?
02:00:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. and it
02:00:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, that might have been the movie.
02:00:59
GREASEDAPOLES
It has Lance Hendrickson in it.
02:00:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and like Dude, hold on.
02:01:01
GREASEDAPOLES
oh <unk> that
02:01:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
on
02:01:02
Steve-O
There was also the Tim Allen one where he's the shaggy dog.
02:01:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh... He's not shaggy. He kills people in this...
02:01:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right. So I typed in genetically enhanced German. Let's see what shows up.
02:01:13
Steve-O
You're going to get Ivan Drago.
02:01:13
GREASEDAPOLES
oh
02:01:13
Twin Cheaks
Generally.
02:01:14
GREASEDAPOLES
ah no
02:01:15
Steve-O
Oh,
02:01:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
were
02:01:16
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
02:01:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh,
02:01:17
Twin Cheaks
Andre the giant.
02:01:19
GREASEDAPOLES
moving Oh, man's best friend.
02:01:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
God damn it.
02:01:23
GREASEDAPOLES
It's not, that's a, that's a, it's a, um, it's a Doberman.
02:01:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I.
02:01:24
Steve-O
all
02:01:28
GREASEDAPOLES
No, not a Doberman. It's a Rottweiler. Hmm.
02:01:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. Because there's a scene.
02:01:32
Twin Cheaks
I'm watching the trailer for F1 right now.
02:01:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. We got to look at.
02:01:36
Twin Cheaks
It looks...
02:01:37
Steve-O
right hold on hold we gotta we gotta start getting through the rest of these we're getting a little long in the tooth talking about
02:01:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude. I just want to say guaranteed man's best friend is what I saw.
02:01:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it was, right?
02:01:45
Steve-O
okay
02:01:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
02:01:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Genetic engineering with enhanced strength, speed, and senses.
02:01:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, because that cover is sick. He's like a cyborg dog. Looks like Eswat.
02:01:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
02:01:52
Steve-O
What about the dog with Jet Li?
02:01:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, hey.
02:01:57
GREASEDAPOLES
You're a dog, Lee!
02:01:58
Steve-O
Your dog, Jet
02:01:59
GREASEDAPOLES
hey Yeah.
02:02:02
Steve-O
better not get out of my car, Jet Li!
02:02:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
that
02:02:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, my God, you're so scary. You have rabies.
02:02:07
Steve-O
Jet sticks his face into a hole in a shed, gets bit by a squirrel, traps Bob Hoskins in a car.
02:02:11
GREASEDAPOLES
This is a good movie.
02:02:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:02:14
Twin Cheaks
Devin, I'm going to watch this movie, though.
02:02:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
02:02:17
Twin Cheaks
This looks good.
02:02:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay Oh, fuck.
02:02:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
02:02:19
Steve-O
Wow, the turnaround.
02:02:20
GREASEDAPOLES
There you go.
02:02:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There it is.
02:02:20
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I like it. Yeah, I'm into the vibes.
02:02:23
GREASEDAPOLES
You got the trailer. That's all ill took.
02:02:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There it is.
02:02:27
GREASEDAPOLES
ZZN.
02:02:28
Twin Cheaks
Did they just use the same wardrobe as as Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for Brad Pitt in this movie?
02:02:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. All right. Man.
02:02:33
Twin Cheaks
Because he's got the same color palette on, like, the same, like, everything.
02:02:37
Steve-O
He's got one shirt.
02:02:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:02:38
Twin Cheaks
Same person. He's got one jacket and one...
02:02:39
GREASEDAPOLES
He's got one shirt.
02:02:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah By the way, Man's Best Friend on YouTube. All of it.
Silent Hill Franchise Speculation
02:02:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So.
02:02:45
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man, you should watch that den tonight.
02:02:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I might, dude. I might.
02:02:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Wait, what's on YouTube?
02:02:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Man's Best Friend.
02:02:49
Steve-O
Man's best friend.
02:02:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, is it really?
02:02:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Oh.
02:02:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, no.
02:02:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Oh, Chris. Now Chris Linter.
02:02:54
Steve-O
hey
02:02:54
GREASEDAPOLES
I know. I got plenty of trash to watch. I don't need more.
02:02:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, shit.
02:02:57
Steve-O
Yeah, finish your trash, Chris. Then we'll do a and we'll do a best fucking animals becoming monsters movie.
02:02:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, listen. Listen. Listen. but ah So switching gears a little bit. um Game news. Really, honestly, not none of it too interesting.
02:03:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What I think is the coolest is the there was like a Silent Hill event that they threw. Basically just the the trailer for Silent Hill F.
02:03:21
Steve-O
The Silent Hill Transmission.
02:03:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:03:23
Steve-O
They did this last year, a couple years ago.
02:03:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They did it like two years ago, yeah
02:03:27
Steve-O
That's the one where they dropped like a bunch of stuff.
02:03:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They dropped like six of them, right?
02:03:29
Steve-O
And yeah.
02:03:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And we that was where I think we saw the first bits of Silent Hill 2.
02:03:33
Steve-O
Two.
02:03:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um Which is like, again, every time. They're good, good. They're good, good. They're good, good, good. But no, this takes place in 60s Japan.
02:03:41
Steve-O
Mm.
02:03:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So they're taking out of America. Not sure how that works, but.
02:03:49
Steve-O
i was yeah I was watching some of the ah the stuff they were saying about this. It sounds it sounds really interesting. It sounds... um
02:03:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I just think 60s Japan. That sounds cool.
02:03:59
Steve-O
Yeah. like it is a very They were talking about how Silent Hill has become a little bit too westernized. They were like, you know all of our Silent Hill games have been kind of focused on like the West.
02:04:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:04:10
Steve-O
and and you know
02:04:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because that's where it takes...
02:04:12
Steve-O
For a large portion of the time, like the the team was but Japanese team.
02:04:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
02:04:15
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, because the only... do we have Silent a Hill in Japan. It's called Fatal Frame, and we're okay with that. We're okay with sticking it there.
02:04:23
Steve-O
Ooh, that's turf, though.
02:04:23
GREASEDAPOLES
What is ah what is the f what's the F in the chat mean?
02:04:26
Steve-O
ah It stands for F1.
02:04:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and
02:04:27
Steve-O
That'd be kind of cool.
02:04:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, dude!
02:04:29
Twin Cheaks
i
02:04:30
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm in! You're driving a car outside of the hill?
02:04:32
Steve-O
ah
02:04:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Fuck
02:04:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like most Japanese games one will ever know funky titles I mean listen
02:04:35
Steve-O
that be kind of cool
02:04:38
Twin Cheaks
Listen, man, just... I'm kind of like... Ever since we lost out on Silent Hills, I'm kind of like, you know, a little bit wary about this new stuff.
02:04:48
Twin Cheaks
You know?
02:04:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay
02:04:49
Twin Cheaks
The new Silent Hill shit.
02:04:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i mean you listen
02:04:51
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah. That really is such a such a
02:04:53
Twin Cheaks
Such a fumble.
02:04:53
GREASEDAPOLES
the It really is, isn't it?
02:04:54
Twin Cheaks
Such a fumbled bag.
02:04:56
GREASEDAPOLES
It's so, it's just that thing that was slightly out of our grasp, too.
02:04:57
Twin Cheaks
And it puts a bad taste in my mouth.
02:05:00
GREASEDAPOLES
It was like...
02:05:00
Twin Cheaks
Especially after the that the PT.
02:05:01
GREASEDAPOLES
This
02:05:03
Twin Cheaks
like PT was like probably one of the one of the most memorable like ah so fucking psycho drops in gaming history.
02:05:08
GREASEDAPOLES
is a hell of a thing.
02:05:10
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:05:13
Twin Cheaks
And, like, it was it was really cool. Like, this is before, like, the whole, like like, Twitch was, like, super popular. But, like, seeing, like, all of the game community, like, figure it out together, like, was was pretty cool, too.
02:05:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:05:26
Twin Cheaks
Like, and we didn't get that game, Devin. So, Silent Hill F for fuck that.
02:05:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, that was also like 12 years ago at this point.
02:05:33
Twin Cheaks
I'm not. I'm cool with it. I'm all right.
02:05:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You got to give it up. You got let go of that.
02:05:37
Twin Cheaks
Nah, nah, I got it.
02:05:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You got let
02:05:38
Twin Cheaks
i'm like I'm that meme of that guy with the Gucci bag where it's hanging by a thread. that's That's me.
02:05:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
go of that. Yeah.
02:05:45
Twin Cheaks
im not gonna let it I'm not letting it go.
02:05:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Your haters.
02:05:47
Twin Cheaks
I'm not letting it go.
02:05:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, um listen, I don't know, man. ah Again, I'm riding high because of Silent Hill 2. I don't know.
02:05:54
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, is this Bloober Team? Didn't Bloober Team do this?
02:05:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's not Bloober. It's not Bloober.
02:05:56
Steve-O
No, this is not Bloober Team.
02:05:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's
02:05:58
Steve-O
This is actually, a i think it's like, you know, a Japanese team.
02:06:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Team Silent, you know, probably.
02:06:02
Steve-O
Like, ah they were talking about, um oh, I'm trying to remember the composer of the Silent Hill, like, music.
02:06:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
there
02:06:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, the guy, you know, the Silent Hill.
02:06:10
Steve-O
he's working he's working on He's working on, like, half of the music, and then they have this, like, young hotshot composer working on the other half.
02:06:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Thank you.
02:06:11
Twin Cheaks
Akira something.
02:06:17
Twin Cheaks
What?
02:06:19
Steve-O
So it's like one's working in the fog realm and one's working in the other realm.
02:06:20
Twin Cheaks
Are you?
02:06:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:06:24
Steve-O
So I think it's going to be like a lot of like 1960s, like guitar for like when you're just kind of in like the normal world, which, which, you know, that should be a bop.
02:06:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Listen, there's something weird about her skin just peels off her face and it's a very unsettling. And like, I'm not at a point where like, oh, Silent Hill auto buy. Like I'm not at all.
02:06:45
Steve-O
No.
02:06:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
However, I'm definitely like, yeah, it's not Resident Evil nine, you know?
02:06:48
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's not like it's not Resident Evil. It's not like it's not day zero, day one.
02:06:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah But that at the same time, I'm um in interested for sure, and I really hope it's good, and it's not going to take me a lot to to pick up. Apparently no guns, too. It's all melee.
02:07:07
GREASEDAPOLES
guns.
02:07:07
Twin Cheaks
It's all taken.
02:07:07
Steve-O
Back to pipes.
02:07:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh.
02:07:08
Twin Cheaks
yeah what What if it's just Fatal Frame?
02:07:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Back.
02:07:10
Twin Cheaks
We're just taking pictures.
02:07:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just ah pipes and cameras.
02:07:12
Twin Cheaks
What are we to get Fatal Frame? Sequel. When are we going to get that?
02:07:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude.
02:07:15
Steve-O
this is This is interesting. I'm looking up the team that is the developers for this game, which is Neobards Entertainment. And the...
02:07:23
Twin Cheaks
that's That is not a good name.
02:07:25
Steve-O
The other things that they are credited for are Resident Evil Resistance, male survivor costume, Leon S.
02:07:35
Twin Cheaks
who
02:07:35
Steve-O
Kennedy, and female survivor costume, Claire Redfield. That's it.
02:07:40
Twin Cheaks
That's what they're credited for? Oh, no.
02:07:41
Steve-O
On Steam. On Steam.
02:07:43
Twin Cheaks
Well, you gotta start somewhere, Steve.
02:07:45
Steve-O
You know, they got Resident Evil.
02:07:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, I mean, listen, yeah.
02:07:46
Twin Cheaks
Right? And you know what? Konami doesn't like spending money, so they just probably... you know offered the lowest money to whoever would take it.
02:07:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, this was, yeah, this is the other thing too.
02:07:53
GREASEDAPOLES
You ever bid the lowest?
02:07:54
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Yeah,
02:07:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like, we're talking about Kona. It's like, It's like they're forced to make games.
02:07:58
Twin Cheaks
yeah these guys are too busy making slot machines for Macau. They're not really interested in this.
02:08:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:08:02
Steve-O
Oh, the okay.
02:08:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
02:08:04
Steve-O
They're also credited with the Dead Rising Deluxe remaster.
02:08:08
Twin Cheaks
Oh, okay.
02:08:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
02:08:09
Twin Cheaks
Like making that game?
02:08:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh,
02:08:09
Steve-O
Final Fantasy... but This is interesting. Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is on their website.
02:08:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
02:08:16
Steve-O
I don't...
02:08:16
GREASEDAPOLES
What'd they do?
02:08:16
Twin Cheaks
What were they doing?
02:08:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah probably one of 3000 teams.
02:08:17
Twin Cheaks
They
02:08:17
GREASEDAPOLES
What'd they do, Devin?
02:08:18
Steve-O
I don't... ah They don't say.
02:08:19
Twin Cheaks
DLC costumes? and DLC costumes?
02:08:20
Steve-O
so They don't say. They probably did.
02:08:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait, Steve, what's name of the what's the name of the company?
02:08:22
Twin Cheaks
That's kind of weird.
02:08:25
Steve-O
Neobard's Entertainment.
02:08:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Neobards. Oh, man.
02:08:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Neobard.
02:08:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Neobards.
02:08:30
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, that's not a good name.
02:08:30
Steve-O
Neobard, Neobard.
02:08:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Is that one word?
02:08:32
Twin Cheaks
Konami knows how to pick the worst names.
02:08:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
02:08:32
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:08:34
Twin Cheaks
Bloober Team.
02:08:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Neobards.
02:08:37
Twin Cheaks
Are Neobards, are they, um, dude, they don't even have their own Wikipedia page, because you can't even click on them.
02:08:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Entertainment.
02:08:41
GREASEDAPOLES
We do not like being called Neobards.
02:08:43
Steve-O
Okay, ah this is their actual games, not things that they've made little outfits for.
02:08:46
Twin Cheaks
Gay bards.
02:08:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Please refer to us as
02:08:47
Twin Cheaks
Gay bards.
02:08:48
Steve-O
So...
02:08:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Neos.
02:08:50
Steve-O
Their games Silent Hill F, which is coming out, and ah Resident Evil Reverse...
02:08:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
02:08:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
02:08:57
Steve-O
um Wait, why are they? cry no Okay, no, this this this is not true. Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil 3, Resident Evil 7, Biohazard?
02:09:04
GREASEDAPOLES
They just made all of it up?
02:09:06
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's just fucking...
02:09:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I just was
02:09:07
Twin Cheaks
They're just like Donald Trump. They're just like...
02:09:09
Steve-O
They're just putting...
02:09:09
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I made... I made Super Mario, I made Super Mario Galaxy, uh, I made Donkey Kong Country Returns, uh, I wrote Jump Up Superstar, like,
02:09:11
GREASEDAPOLES
you kidding me?
02:09:14
Steve-O
but Jump up, superstar!
02:09:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
not expecting.
02:09:18
Steve-O
but
02:09:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
a
02:09:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Perfect reference, but still caught me. It's not a silent Donald Trump fucking reference.
02:09:28
Steve-O
yeah
02:09:28
Twin Cheaks
no, but, like, they're just, like, fucking, they're just making shit up, they're just saying whatever they want.
02:09:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Donald Trump, we're making shit up. Yeah, this sounds like, sounds like
02:09:33
Steve-O
They don't have a Wikipedia page.
02:09:35
Twin Cheaks
And Konami was like, whoa, really? You guys made Final Fantasy VI for Super Nintendo?
02:09:38
Steve-O
yeah
02:09:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
the most easily, the most easily tricked company in history.
02:09:41
Twin Cheaks
You're hired.
02:09:43
Steve-O
ah
02:09:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Whoa, what?
02:09:45
Twin Cheaks
You made Halo 2?
02:09:45
Steve-O
Chrono Trigger!
02:09:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hmm.
02:09:47
Twin Cheaks
You guys were the ones that did Halo 2?
02:09:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like, yeah.
02:09:51
Twin Cheaks
yeah hell Yeah, hell yeah.
02:09:52
GREASEDAPOLES
uh-huh
02:09:53
Twin Cheaks
How do we say no?
02:09:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This strikes me as like, like in credit.
02:09:56
Twin Cheaks
Can you make slot machines too while you're at it?
02:09:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. This is like in the credits, like when they're thanking 15 different teams, you know, Bards in there for all these games.
02:10:04
Twin Cheaks
they did the fot They did the font for fucking Resident Evil Reverse.
02:10:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hey man, put it on your website.
02:10:08
Twin Cheaks
They did the the logo font.
02:10:08
GREASEDAPOLES
you guys i don't want to i don't want to alarm you but they produce our podcast
02:10:15
Twin Cheaks
Oh, no.
02:10:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
man.
02:10:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, we've just been making fun of them for about five minutes now, and they are calling me on the phone.
02:10:19
Twin Cheaks
Neo Bards Entertainment.
02:10:25
Twin Cheaks
List of all...
02:10:26
Steve-O
oh I'm in uh we love Neobar
02:10:27
Twin Cheaks
Oh, here we go, here we go, guys. Yeah, did you say all these, Devin?
02:10:30
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm just going to silence.
02:10:30
Twin Cheaks
Or...
02:10:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
02:10:32
Steve-O
I'm trying it just gets ridiculous after one point because it's like they're like Marvel Avengers
02:10:35
Twin Cheaks
Devil May Cry. Yeah, Devil May Cry. Wait, but like, what did they do on these? Like, somebody just posted us somebody just posted ah somebody just posted a screenshot click like snippet from Wikipedia, but it doesn't say what they did.
02:10:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They probably just helped with ports or something.
02:10:42
Steve-O
They probably did a port.
02:10:50
Twin Cheaks
It just says list of their games.
02:10:52
Steve-O
They don't have a Wikipedia page though. I just was on Wikipedia.............
02:10:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, man. Neobard does what Neobard does, guys.
02:10:58
Twin Cheaks
I love this.
02:10:58
GREASEDAPOLES
You can't tell him when he does.
02:10:58
Twin Cheaks
Everyone's like, oh, yeah, uh... Just because Bloober team did a good job on Silent Hill 2 Remake, I'm going to get excited for this because of these guys. like that's Their excuse is that Bloober team did a good job, so these guys...
02:11:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
right. So, so the, they are a Taiwanese 100% independent developer.
02:11:17
Twin Cheaks
coffee Coffee maker machine.
02:11:19
GREASEDAPOLES
They just make coffee. That's what they really do.
02:11:23
Twin Cheaks
They're a coffee contractor for office for office settings. Yeah.
02:11:28
GREASEDAPOLES
That's cool.
02:11:28
Twin Cheaks
And they made it for Devil May Cry, the team that made Resident
02:11:29
GREASEDAPOLES
They're just taking the bag and running, man. That's what I think's going happen.
02:11:35
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:11:35
Twin Cheaks
Evil 4. Like, what the fuck? Like, what did they do on these games? Like, it doesn't say.
02:11:40
GREASEDAPOLES
They put out a nice trailer, John. They're taking that bag and they're getting out
02:11:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, literally, they're probably just like, oh yeah, they worked on assets, you know, something.
02:11:48
Twin Cheaks
On IGN, it says that they developed Resident Evil 3, Resident Evil Resistance, and Silent Hill F.
02:11:53
GREASEDAPOLES
course they did. i don't know how you guys don't know this, to be honest.
02:11:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah that's crazy.
02:11:55
Twin Cheaks
Like, what?
02:11:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
there
02:11:57
Twin Cheaks
Like what?
02:11:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Common knowledge.
02:11:58
Twin Cheaks
Oh, they also, oh, they got movies too.
02:11:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:12:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, what did Neobard direct?
02:12:01
Twin Cheaks
And TV shows.
02:12:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, did they do Seven sam Samurai? I fucking knew it.
02:12:05
Twin Cheaks
Dude,
02:12:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
02:12:08
GREASEDAPOLES
i fucking knew it.
02:12:08
Twin Cheaks
they got all the 20.
02:12:10
GREASEDAPOLES
I knew it.
02:12:11
Twin Cheaks
ah Oh man, they did the 100 Bullets movie.
02:12:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Of course.
02:12:15
Twin Cheaks
That came out.
02:12:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah.
02:12:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Did that come out?
02:12:16
Twin Cheaks
Oh, cool.
02:12:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
02:12:20
Twin Cheaks
24, they're credited for a bunch of stuff with 24, 21 Jump Street.
02:12:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Not real.
02:12:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What the fuck?
02:12:24
GREASEDAPOLES
None this is real.
02:12:25
Twin Cheaks
Agatha all along. This is a joke, dude.
02:12:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Has this company been around since...
02:12:27
Twin Cheaks
this is This has to be a joke.
02:12:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They said they were founded in 2017.
02:12:29
GREASEDAPOLES
It's not real.
02:12:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But
02:12:31
GREASEDAPOLES
This is a joke Steve created. This is all...
02:12:34
Twin Cheaks
No, but like... No, but this is on the...
02:12:35
Steve-O
You got Neo barded.
02:12:35
GREASEDAPOLES
um yeah He fucking Neobarted us.
02:12:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but basically, yeah.
02:12:39
Twin Cheaks
Somebody posted a snippet...
02:12:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Real hard.
02:12:40
Twin Cheaks
No, but somebody posted snipped screenshot on on the Silent Hill subreddit.
02:12:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Yo, what but if we...
02:12:46
Twin Cheaks
But they don't...
02:12:46
GREASEDAPOLES
If
02:12:47
Twin Cheaks
They don't give a fucking link, though, and Neoparts Entertainment doesn't even have a Wikipedia page, so I don't know where they got it
02:12:49
GREASEDAPOLES
we go to the Neobar...
02:12:53
Steve-O
Yeah, they don't have a wiki.
02:12:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Wouldn't it be funny if we go on the Neobar website and there's a picture Ray in there too? Like, he works for them.
02:13:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh damn
02:13:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Holy shit, he works for Neobar. I've never done that.
02:13:06
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, if you go to their website, all their stuff... Dude, this is... I don't know, man. This is some shady shady stuff.
02:13:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it sounds like they haven't made their own video game ever and they've just been a support studio
02:13:18
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. like Silent Hill F.
02:13:20
Steve-O
yeah
Xbox Handheld Skepticism
02:13:22
Twin Cheaks
Dead Rising. Yeah, it doesn't say what they did.
02:13:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Good to be Neobard, man.
02:13:25
Twin Cheaks
on these...
02:13:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Good to be Neobard.
02:13:26
Twin Cheaks
They're just like... oh we they could have They could have created an asset. Like a painting on a wall. For Dead Rising...
02:13:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
02:13:35
Twin Cheaks
and got credited for it, and they're just saying they made the game.
02:13:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah,
02:13:38
Twin Cheaks
Like, they're not even saying what they did for the game for each game.
02:13:41
GREASEDAPOLES
be real, you guys. I like the hustle.
02:13:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah dude.
02:13:44
Steve-O
it
02:13:44
GREASEDAPOLES
I like the...
02:13:44
Steve-O
It looks like, yeah, they did. ah They did the in 2022, they did enhanced ports of Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil 3 and Resident Evil 7, which included ray tracing, it says. Wow.
02:13:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, I'm going to follow them on LinkedIn and we'll
02:13:56
GREASEDAPOLES
They hired Ray.
02:13:57
Twin Cheaks
Oh my god, this is like... This might be... Yeah, this might be a situation where it's like, might be a little bit more scrutinized than blue, than bloober team, than the bloober team stuff.
02:14:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They're calling it a situation shit.
02:14:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's like on one hand, like we at least knew Bluebird had made video games before.
02:14:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:14:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That was nice.
02:14:20
Twin Cheaks
They're hiring a bunch of people though.
02:14:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Yeah, probably. I mean, yeah.
02:14:23
Twin Cheaks
Other for Taipei to, you got to live in Taipei.
02:14:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The game looks like a game. Looks good.
02:14:28
Steve-O
It looks good. Yeah.
02:14:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it doesn't look bad.
02:14:30
Steve-O
You know.
02:14:31
Twin Cheaks
It doesn't look here.
02:14:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Looks better than like Slitterhead that came out.
02:14:32
Twin Cheaks
Let me, let me, Let me watch it right now. me watch you right now Silent Hill F.
02:14:36
Steve-O
it It definitely feels like Konami, especially at that one Silent Hill transmission they did previously, they were just throwing a bunch of things at a wall and seeing which one stuck with people.
02:14:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:14:46
Steve-O
Because remember they did that like mobile game that was like like an episodic show that people could...
02:14:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Transmission or whatever, yeah. Oh
02:14:52
Steve-O
yeah I forget what it was called, but like people like literally laughed it out of the room. It was so bad.
02:14:56
Twin Cheaks
Guys, this is AI this is ai generated. the The kids have seven fingers on each hand.
02:14:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
God.
02:15:01
Twin Cheaks
They got three feet.
02:15:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay, all right. These guys are killing it.
02:15:04
Steve-O
This guy's got a pyramid on his head. What the hell?
02:15:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Pure con artists. Pure con artists. Love it. Love it when you see it.
02:15:12
Steve-O
Dude, we aren' you don't scare we are living in that universe where like you'll be able to look at something and then you'll have to be like, hold on, let me rewatch this again. Oh, they just whipped something up the night before for their big conference.
02:15:21
Twin Cheaks
hope it,
02:15:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Of course.
02:15:24
Twin Cheaks
I hope it, I hope they make it make sense though. Like, it sounds like a weird thing to be mad, not mad, but like, they're like, oh, it's too Westernized Silent Hill. But like, that's the place that you create, that they created that was Silent Hill.
02:15:38
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:15:39
Twin Cheaks
Right. So it's like, I don't know.
02:15:40
Steve-O
That's the where the city is.
02:15:41
Twin Cheaks
Is this racist? Is this racist to say, but like, it's weird, right?
02:15:44
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's i think it's it's what they call an E3 used to have it. It was called a slice. right where they
02:15:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
A vertical slice or whatever.
02:15:53
GREASEDAPOLES
ah vertical slice. Exactly. That's what this screams to me. With all the the shady bullshit on their website and this trailer.
02:16:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:16:03
GREASEDAPOLES
it's It's just the prettiest thing they could put out to get more money.
02:16:07
Steve-O
This is when, you know, ah a port team tries to push it into the big time. And this is their make or break.
02:16:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
02:16:14
Steve-O
And there have been many make or break moments throughout the years, I think. um
02:16:17
Twin Cheaks
but like why Why couldn't Bloober Team do this?
02:16:20
Steve-O
Well, Blooper team got ah they're doing a new Silent Hill game they just got approved for.
02:16:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Mmm.
02:16:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They're working on a secret project. Yeah.
02:16:25
Steve-O
i It's probably going to be either Silent Hill 1 or Silent Hill 3.
02:16:27
Twin Cheaks
not going to be Is that going to be in America? or is it going to be in Poland or Russia? like what the fuck
02:16:33
Steve-O
I imagine it's going to be, you know, the thing though is I don't know if like those statements were significantly about like the game also just being in the West. I think it might also be like, you know, it, Silent Hill used to be made in Japan and then it kind of just became like a thing that we gave to Western developers.
02:16:52
Steve-O
So this might be like the first time that like ah the Japanese devs are kind of returning to the Silent Hill um franchise.
02:16:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. I
02:16:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
mean, that's fair.
02:17:00
Steve-O
So
02:17:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's fair. you are You guys hear about... ah I mean, i didn't watch this, but there were some notable things. The Humble Game Showcase happened.
02:17:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Uh-oh.
02:17:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Two games that popped out to me.
02:17:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Uh-oh.
02:17:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
One game which has zero footage, but conceptually, I went, oh... called Wild Blue. It's made by some of the team that made the original, not the original, but they made Star Fox 64.
02:17:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And they're like, yeah, we're just doing that. But instead of a fox, it's like ah a Greyhound or something like that. And I'm pretty into that.
02:17:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm down. And then ah there's this other game called Threads of Time, which we've heard about. It's basically Chrono Trigger. It's another one of those types of games. But this game is very, very, very pretty looking.
02:17:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I would just watch the trailer, man, and just kind of look at it. It's insanely gorgeous. And it's like exactly how I want like these kind of sprite based games to look moving forward.
02:18:10
Steve-O
It looks very pretty.
02:18:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. But ah there's some news about an Xbox handheld that's supposed to come out this year.
02:18:20
Twin Cheaks
cares
02:18:20
Steve-O
Who fucking cares, Phil?
02:18:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But yeah, not even it's not even first party.
02:18:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh boy.
02:18:24
Twin Cheaks
yeah so he's just he's just he's just fucking piggybacking off somebody else's creation
02:18:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's not even first party, so it's kind of like...
02:18:26
Steve-O
Yeah, code name Keenan.
02:18:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Guys, i I really hope he's not...
02:18:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, actually, I do want to ask you guys this question.
02:18:32
GREASEDAPOLES
really hope he's not listening right now. He really hurt his feelings.
02:18:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So it's not official, right? But it seems like they're working with Asus, like a ROG Ally type game ah thing. So are you are you Steam Deckheads?
02:18:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Are you guys just going to shit on this regardless?
02:18:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Of course.
02:18:49
Twin Cheaks
Well, okay, no, no, no.
02:18:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
02:18:50
Twin Cheaks
So here's the difference.
02:18:51
GREASEDAPOLES
No!
02:18:51
Twin Cheaks
Because I did...
02:18:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:18:53
Twin Cheaks
no, no, no, no. I'm still gonna shit on it.
02:18:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, okay.
02:18:55
Twin Cheaks
But, like...
02:18:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
02:18:57
Twin Cheaks
ah But there's there's ah there's a caveat in there now. Because before, I was shitting on it because the the other Steam Deck likes were...
02:19:08
Twin Cheaks
You had to run Windows on a fucking handheld game console. So, like, That, plus, like, it runs loud. The Steam Deck is, like, super, super silent. You can't even you can't even hear the fans half the time.
02:19:21
Twin Cheaks
ah Chris, have you smelled the fumes coming out of the fans? Because some people, like, smell that stuff.
02:19:24
GREASEDAPOLES
No. No.
02:19:26
Twin Cheaks
Well, take a sniff next time.
02:19:28
Steve-O
I've smelled those.
02:19:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So
02:19:28
Twin Cheaks
Next time it's running.
02:19:29
Steve-O
I've definitely smelled those.
02:19:30
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, people people talk about that. Yeah, so, like, but now, like, the caveat is that I believe Steam is also is now saying that Steam OS is going to be, like, like, the whole...
02:19:44
Twin Cheaks
the whole like captivating part about the steam deck is that it has its own operating system that's optimized for having it on a handheld right as opposed to the other ones where we have to run windows but now they're saying that i think they're going to release a version of steam os for those other handhelds too
02:20:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, this is going to run on Steam's OS.
02:20:01
GREASEDAPOLES
o
02:20:04
Twin Cheaks
on steam os yeah so it might be good but i mean
02:20:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:20:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It will also run on Windows, and it's also going to have to...
02:20:10
GREASEDAPOLES
already got my deck. Why do I need two decks?
02:20:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, sure, sure. But I guess it's like... It's just one of those things where I read about it, and then immediately people are like, exactly. They're like, ah fuck it, it's not Steam. It's not Steam Deck.
02:20:23
Twin Cheaks
Like, it might get, like, the the only thing, and this is, like, this might be, like, an Apple fucking mindset, but, like, it might be a thing where it's, like, it doesn't matter because, or not that it doesn't matter, but, like, it might get too, like, hairy with a non-Steam deck, like, console, because the way the way they have it set up now is, like, on Steam, it's either Steam Deck verified or, like, it's not, right?
02:20:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Right.
02:20:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:20:52
Twin Cheaks
Or it's like, it might, you could run it or it's unknown or it's not supported in some cases, right? So like, the thing is like, another like Windows powered, like more quote unquote, more powerful machine might be able to run something that a Steam Deck might not, but you never know.
02:21:10
Twin Cheaks
And I don't think Steam is going to gonna be like, oh, this is Asus ROG Ally verified. Like they're not goingnna go out of their way to do that. They're just going say, well, we're running,
02:21:21
Twin Cheaks
Would work great on Steam Deck or not? And that's that's the bottom line.
02:21:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:21:24
Twin Cheaks
And i think that's why I'm probably just going to stick with Steam Deck for the foreseeable future.
02:21:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I don't see them kind of giving up that title to anybody else.
02:21:34
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
02:21:35
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what i mean?
02:21:35
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:21:35
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
02:21:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Like that's...
02:21:36
Twin Cheaks
Especially with how successful the the system has has been. So so whenever whateverever the...
02:21:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
02:21:41
Twin Cheaks
I mean, I know they they said it's it's a ways away before another ah the next version of the Steam Deck even comes out. So I'm not really worried about it.
02:21:51
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know why Gabe hasn't made like an ad
02:21:51
Twin Cheaks
um
02:21:54
GREASEDAPOLES
for a new Steam Deck saying, wait till you see my deck, baby.
02:21:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
02:21:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Just like saying that over and over again.
02:22:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
02:22:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, it's great. i would do it. Make a bunch of money.
02:22:03
Twin Cheaks
But i think I think the Steam Deck itself has is um is like at that point where it's like, it doesn't matter what the next Lenovo MSI lenovo or and msi handheld is going to be like when the next Steam Deck is released, like that one, that one's going to be the one that, that's going to, that everyone's going to want to buy because it's, you know, name on.
02:22:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:22:26
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, listen, I'm not going to pretend and say I haven't felt dealt with some issues with my Steam Deck, but the amount of time and effort that I don't have to put in getting my PlayStation 5 to work and just being able to play a video games trumps it completely.
02:22:42
Twin Cheaks
Now imagine Chris, now imagine if on your Steam Deck instead of Steam OS, you had to like, Use the fucking touchpad to run a cursor around and run Windows and then open Steam, put it in big picture mode.
02:22:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, they have a... There is a browser...
02:22:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Right?
02:22:56
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I mean, it's yeah, it has Linux on it.
02:22:58
Twin Cheaks
So like you can you can you can use Linux if you want.
02:22:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
02:23:01
Twin Cheaks
But like the whole thing is like, you know, you shouldn't have to fucking deal with Windows.
02:23:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, why would I ever...
02:23:07
Twin Cheaks
Why would you want to deal with Windows on ah on your console?
02:23:08
Steve-O
Is this going to, is it going to end up kind of just being like a Zune where people are going to be like, all right, well it's Xbox, but like, is it more like kind of like you're trying to be the, like the steam deck, like knockoff, like of the eye, like pod.
02:23:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Why...
02:23:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man.
02:23:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, boy. He said the Zune.
02:23:23
Twin Cheaks
Man, maybe.
02:23:25
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean...
02:23:25
Twin Cheaks
But, no, but I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, Steve, like, if if they had an Xbox launcher on the Steam Deck, I would probably still have my Xbox Live account.
02:23:25
Steve-O
No.
02:23:34
Twin Cheaks
But it doesn't, so I don't have it.
02:23:35
Steve-O
No.
02:23:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, I think it's...
02:23:37
Twin Cheaks
So it's not worth it to be
02:23:38
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's highly price dependent.
02:23:41
Steve-O
That makes sense.
02:23:41
GREASEDAPOLES
I think that's the only way they they're ever going to get a foothold is if they somehow undercut the Steam Deck.
02:23:47
Twin Cheaks
They're not, and that and that's the thing, though, like,
02:23:48
Steve-O
I don't think they're ever going to make a foothold.
02:23:49
Twin Cheaks
ah They're never going to do that because all like this is the fucking PC crowd. like They're just going to try to make the more the most powerful thing that you can in a handheld even if it even if it sounds like a fucking jet engine in in a fucking...
02:23:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Make the most... That's true. Yeah. Yeah.
02:24:03
Steve-O
Worst case scenario, this is going to be something that holds back the Xbox from being powerful again.
02:24:06
Twin Cheaks
Then it's going be expensive....
02:24:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Probably. They'll probably focus more assets.
02:24:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:24:12
Steve-O
they're going to do what they did with the Xbox s
02:24:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The rumor, I think the rumored price is $500 to $600.
02:24:14
GREASEDAPOLES
They'll probably focus more assets on it.
02:24:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's the rumor. Not that anyone will buy it.
02:24:24
Steve-O
If they do and a PSP 3, I'll get excited.
02:24:25
Twin Cheaks
And it's an xbox it's an Xbox branded handheld or no?
02:24:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's not it's not like first party like Microsoft's not making it, but it's like...
02:24:33
Twin Cheaks
Is it going to say Xbox on it is what I'm saying.
02:24:35
Steve-O
Oh, it's not first party?
02:24:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. No, no, like they're not making it.
02:24:37
Twin Cheaks
But it's going to say it's going to have the Xbox logo on it. That's what I want to know.
02:24:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
02:24:41
Steve-O
oh
02:24:41
Twin Cheaks
It's branded.
02:24:42
Steve-O
Okay, so this is kind of like when Steam was doing like the Steam machines where like they were letting ah PC manufacturers kind of be like, oh, you could label yourself as a Steam machine so people would be like, oh, I can download Steam and play games on this.
02:24:58
Steve-O
So this is kind of like Microsoft being like, oh, you could play Xbox on your device.
02:25:04
GREASEDAPOLES
So it's like a way to build, make hardware, not make another Xbox console, and then they can use their weird streaming service more effectively that they have.
02:25:18
Steve-O
It's going to be like, probably like they make a deal with like a company like Asus and Asus will make the the guts, and but they'll have it be branded as like Microsoft.
02:25:22
GREASEDAPOLES
But Steve...
02:25:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it'll come.
02:25:28
GREASEDAPOLES
But you got to remember, Steve, my computer's an Xbox.
02:25:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:25:30
GREASEDAPOLES
my This coaster I'm holding, it's an Xbox.
02:25:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Xbox.
02:25:34
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, I have a phone. It's not an Xbox, but the case, it's an Xbox.
02:25:39
Steve-O
I have an iPhone Xbox right here.
02:25:42
GREASEDAPOLES
i So why would I want to handle it? already got, I got like 18 Xboxes in here.
02:25:48
Steve-O
Dude, I went to Starbucks. I got an Xbox.
02:25:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's what I mean. Like they're dime a dozen. Really?
02:25:54
Steve-O
It kind of devalues what an Xbox is like.
02:25:57
GREASEDAPOLES
It's the worst marketing slogan ever.
02:25:59
Steve-O
It really is.
02:26:00
GREASEDAPOLES
ah It's so bad. It's so bad.
02:26:03
Steve-O
At least like Sony is like kind of snobby where it's like PlayStation 5. Go fuck yourself.
02:26:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
02:26:11
Steve-O
Xbox is like, come on, dude, you already have like eight of us in the car.
02:26:14
GREASEDAPOLES
you got so many of us, you don't even know.
02:26:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
just fucking use me man I promise we're we'll make it worth it but my old ass is like I don't want to fucking play an Xbox game on my socks
02:26:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Just one. Just one of the things. One of them. Just just one. That's all I ask.
02:26:30
Steve-O
but i suck
02:26:32
GREASEDAPOLES
You do it on the table front you.
02:26:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh
02:26:34
GREASEDAPOLES
You can do it on the computer. Please. that's It's desperate.
02:26:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just fucking play me, man.
02:26:40
Steve-O
Can i I play Xbox game on Steam?
02:26:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just fucking do it.
02:26:43
Steve-O
Yeah, fucking fine. Whatever. I'll buy a Steam Deck then.
02:26:46
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't care anymore.
Podcast Conclusion and Humor
02:26:48
Steve-O
Motherfucker!
02:26:48
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't care any anymore.
02:26:49
Steve-O
but
02:26:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. I mean, that's why everybody that's why everybody's like, oh, it's this year.
02:26:51
GREASEDAPOLES
That's really what it is.
02:26:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because, like, you know, I feel like if it was, like, an official Microsoft machine, there's no way, right?
02:26:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:26:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We would have heard about it. We have talked about it a year ago. But I guess they're like, yeah, i mean, somebody else is making the machine. We'll slap her our logo on it.
02:27:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it just comes pre-installed with that.
02:27:10
Steve-O
yeah
02:27:13
GREASEDAPOLES
like old like Like Popeye and the French Connection, a day late and a dollar short Xbox.
02:27:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then you can download Steam OS and then go nuts.
02:27:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, that's the rumor what the console is going to be.
02:27:21
Steve-O
Too soon, Chris.
02:27:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, shit.
02:27:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
the The next console is just going to be something where you can ah you know play all that and download like different launchers and stuff like that on your console.
02:27:23
Steve-O
All right.
02:27:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Forgot it.
02:27:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's the rumor. We'll see. So that way you can play your your PlayStation games john your on your H-Bike handheld.
02:27:37
Steve-O
all right
02:27:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Play Dory Ragnarok.
02:27:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't want to do that.
02:27:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right. Well, yeah, I mean, that's it for...
02:27:47
Steve-O
You say Thor Ragnarok?
02:27:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I...
02:27:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh,
02:27:51
Steve-O
ah
02:27:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I almost got there. almost got away with it.
02:27:52
Steve-O
Oh, that's that recent movie. Chris Hemsworth covered it All right, everybody.
02:27:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
of a bitch. Yeah.
02:28:00
Steve-O
That's it for today's episode. We will be back next week. um Wear something nice next week.
02:28:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah, please.
02:28:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, is something nice happening?
02:28:08
GREASEDAPOLES
You guys look terrible.
02:28:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:28:10
Steve-O
Yeah, this is a nice podcast. This isn't like a fucking where you're fucking and like ripped up fucking joint jorts.
02:28:17
GREASEDAPOLES
my george my My other jorts look good, though.
02:28:20
Steve-O
Your cutoffs.
02:28:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'll be sure to tell you all about my my lovely board game night.
02:28:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, those...
02:28:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, God.
02:28:27
Steve-O
Good luck with that.
02:28:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You guys want to show up?
02:28:30
Twin Cheaks
train
02:28:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Make it less awkward, please?
02:28:32
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
02:28:33
Twin Cheaks
You mean make it more awkward?
02:28:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, well, can talk to somebody.
02:28:37
Steve-O
I brought cards against humanity.
02:28:37
Twin Cheaks
I'll only... no i'll Yeah, I'll only only come if we if we can play Captain Sonar and you have to teach everybody how to play Devon.
02:28:40
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
02:28:43
Steve-O
Oh my god.
02:28:45
Twin Cheaks
That's the only reason I'll show up.
02:28:45
Steve-O
wo
02:28:47
Twin Cheaks
And I will.
02:28:47
Steve-O
i'll be the I'll be the radio transmission guy.
02:28:50
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, you'll figure out whether you like these people.
02:28:50
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Dude,
02:28:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
02:28:52
GREASEDAPOLES
You'll figure out whether you like these people real fast.
02:28:54
Twin Cheaks
I will show up. Me and Chris, I'll drive Chris and Steve too. We will show up. that night with Captain Sonar, but the deal is you have to teach everybody how to play. And we're going act like wet we don't know how to play, which you know we would need a refresher anyway, so you would have to read all the instructions.
02:29:07
GREASEDAPOLES
I really don't.
02:29:07
Steve-O
A group of guys showed up and one of them just called me a goon for several hours.
02:29:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:29:13
GREASEDAPOLES
All right, you guys are gooners.
02:29:13
Steve-O
Martha, I think we should leave.
02:29:15
Twin Cheaks
He kept calling me Captain Gunnar, and I don't really know that means.
02:29:17
Steve-O
but
02:29:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but
02:29:20
Twin Cheaks
What does Captain mean?
02:29:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
first
02:29:21
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
02:29:23
Twin Cheaks
what does captain gunonar mean
02:29:26
GREASEDAPOLES
You're basically, you guys are turning into the people you played at that store.
02:29:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
02:29:31
GREASEDAPOLES
That's where you would be, effectively.
02:29:33
Twin Cheaks
uh
02:29:34
Steve-O
No, I'm pretty sure I nailed your shit, bud.
02:29:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
really
02:29:39
GREASEDAPOLES
You're just doing it of spite because it happened to you.
02:29:41
Steve-O
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon. All right, everybody. We will be back and hope to see you then. Bye.
02:29:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Later.