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Introduction to the Anti-Fanboy Podcast
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DeeBo
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of June 30th, 2025. I am so close to being an old man, but so far away. Hello, everyone.
Meet the Hosts: Devin, Chris, and Steve
00:00:14
DeeBo
My name is Devin Kopeck, and with me is one Chris Galani,
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28dongslater
so glad you didn't say it.
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DeeBo
two Steve O'Deary's,
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Steve-O
Might as well call me Benjamin Butthole because I'm right in the middle.
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28dongslater
Benjamin Buhl.
Humorous Banter and Transcript Features
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DeeBo
And number 69, that little slut himself, John Suarez.
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AssholeSweatlord
You know it.
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28dongslater
bedroom
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DeeBo
can i Can I be honest, guys? I think it's a mental illness that all I wanted to do was say it.
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AssholeSweatlord
What, Benjamin Butthole?
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Steve-O
I think you're right.
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DeeBo
When I was challenged, I was challenged.
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Steve-O
I think you're right.
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28dongslater
No, something else.
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Steve-O
i think you're right
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28dongslater
Way worse.
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DeeBo
And I was like, I should just nuke the whole take.
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Steve-O
oh
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AssholeSweatlord
Oh.
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DeeBo
But then I said, I don't trust Steve to not do that.
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28dongslater
Nah, Steve would throw that out
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DeeBo
Steve's saying, no, no, no, we're keeping that.
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Steve-O
um Very lazy. I'm very lazy, buddy.
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28dongslater
there.
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DeeBo
We're keeping that.
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28dongslater
He would note it and then forget.
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DeeBo
ah yes Yeah.
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28dongslater
then it would just come out.
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Steve-O
You know, here's it here's it she here is an interesting thing that I think I should note.
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DeeBo
No, no, no, I got it. I got it. got it.
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28dongslater
Write it on a post-it.
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DeeBo
What?
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Steve-O
that So you guys always choose like silly little nicknames.
Superman Movie: Reactions and AI Comparisons
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28dongslater
I just i am have one right now.
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Steve-O
And the thing I just found out the last time I posted was it now uploads like a transcript that follows all of the speakers.
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28dongslater
ah That's kind of fun.
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DeeBo
Oh, yeah so no, dude.
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Steve-O
And so it comes up with your names on the transcript.
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28dongslater
I think John's name of Asshole Sweatlord.
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DeeBo
now? Yo. Yo.
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Steve-O
So.
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DeeBo
big
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AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, yeah, what does it come off?
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Steve-O
yeah it is
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AssholeSweatlord
What does it come up as?
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DeeBo
so that's going to come up now
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28dongslater
Assholes!
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Steve-O
It'll come up as asshole sweat, Lord.
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28dongslater
I didn't
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AssholeSweatlord
Alright.
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Steve-O
And then 28 dongs later pointed that out.
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AssholeSweatlord
Oh, man.
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28dongslater
look at that! Is that new?
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AssholeSweatlord
oh well
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DeeBo
yo
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28dongslater
oh that new?
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DeeBo
Well, let's just say I'm glad I've been lazy.
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28dongslater
That's good.
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DeeBo
yeah man, I thought this was a safe space, man. Shit.
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28dongslater
Assholes.
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AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, i thought i I actually thought it was safe space with two.
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Steve-O
Dude, I'm telling you, AI, they just slid it in there and I didn't know.
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DeeBo
I just thought it was safe for me to be the monster I was always born to be.
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28dongslater
hu
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28dongslater
Somewhere, somehow, some some person is reading these because he's our true fan. me
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DeeBo
Jeez.
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28dongslater
He's not on our Discord. He's too weird.
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DeeBo
a
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Steve-O
I really disagree with that Debo and Stevo, but asshole, sweat lord, and 28 dong later, and make some good points.
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28dongslater
He's too weird.
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DeeBo
I believe him.
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28dongslater
Oh, wow. I'm so glad I'm being annotated and transcribed live.
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AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, because I was i was a Dick Van Meat for ah for a while long while.
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Steve-O
Ha ha ha ha
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DeeBo
Wait,
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AssholeSweatlord
Like, for for a couple months there, I was Dick Van Meat. Might as well just be my new name. I guess that's just my new name.
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28dongslater
Yeah. That would look sharp on a driver's license.
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AssholeSweatlord
Sorry.
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DeeBo
where did I mean, like, I know asshole and sweat lord, right? but Like, where were you just like, yeah, fuck it. I'll be asshole sweat lord.
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28dongslater
Dig Van Meat.
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Steve-O
ah Dick Van Mead.
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AssholeSweatlord
ah Because, um um, no, that was in reference to to my conversation with you, I think, Devin, about something.
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DeeBo
Oh, shit.
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28dongslater
I think I know.
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AssholeSweatlord
I forgot what it was it about.
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DeeBo
No, yeah. very Yeah, something.
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AssholeSweatlord
on, let me search my phone.
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DeeBo
Yeah, something.
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AssholeSweatlord
Let me search my home phone for asshole sweat lord.
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28dongslater
i think um we've all dealt with an asshole sweat lord in our lives at some point.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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28dongslater
So it's poignant name, to say the least.
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DeeBo
john John hit me with a little... He tried to trick me 3.02 a.m. m where he sent me this...
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AssholeSweatlord
Oh, no, it was about no it was about the the fantasy thing.
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DeeBo
Oh,
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AssholeSweatlord
Because of the pseudo-anti-collusion between Styn and Michelle.
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DeeBo
yeah,
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Steve-O
oh
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DeeBo
yeah, yeah.
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Steve-O
Oh.
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AssholeSweatlord
i was like And Devin was like, oh, why don't you fucking deny that? And like, because I don't want to be a fucking asshole sweat lord that denies love in the league.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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28dongslater
a
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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28dongslater
There it is
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AssholeSweatlord
You know?
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DeeBo
I will say, i will say.
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Steve-O
but But now that love is being shared between Stin, Shelley, and Dukrux.
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AssholeSweatlord
don't want to be this... Yeah. Yeah.
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Steve-O
So...
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DeeBo
Yeah, but Stim pulled a little sneaky one.
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AssholeSweatlord
yeah
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DeeBo
I was actually a little impressed.
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28dongslater
It's got some moves.
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DeeBo
Because he he pulled a he pulled a not terrible move. Which is fully within his rights. to It just made me mad that I didn't think to do the same thing.
Lex Luthor's Envy and Artist Frustrations
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DeeBo
But, well, we can do
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28dongslater
You snooze, you lose, Devo.
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DeeBo
I did.
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28dongslater
bad.
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DeeBo
Whatever, 28 dollars later.
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28dongslater
to but
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DeeBo
But yeah, John, do you want to explain this text you sent me at 3 in the morning?
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AssholeSweatlord
Wait, what was it?
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DeeBo
This Superman?
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AssholeSweatlord
Last night?
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DeeBo
Yeah. I wake up, I have a text from 3.02 a.m. and it's John sending me a photo of an early reaction.
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AssholeSweatlord
Oh, yeah, I was just scrolling.
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Steve-O
Thank
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AssholeSweatlord
I was scrolling through Twitter and somebody posted this. ah yeah You know what?
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DeeBo
Were you up early or up late?
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AssholeSweatlord
ah that I'll let... When was this? Oh, okay. So, I went to New York this weekend with my family for my mom's birthday. And when we got back,
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AssholeSweatlord
Yesterday afternoon, I like fell asleep from 3 to 11 p.m., and then I just couldn't ah couldn't sleep after that.
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DeeBo
Thank you.
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AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, it was it was pretty fucking horrible. But let me let me paste it in the chat, and I'll let Chris read it.
00:05:34
28dongslater
So this was like you just woke up and you couldn't sleep.
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AssholeSweatlord
Okay, Chris? Yeah, I was just doomscrolling on Twitter as usual, and and my algorithm is just all fucking Superman shit and anti-Superman shit.
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28dongslater
oh.
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AssholeSweatlord
So this go to shit talk and is this tweet came up of somebody who saw the press screening of Superman and posted their review. Just read it, Chris.
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DeeBo
Read it out loud, Chris.
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AssholeSweatlord
Just read it. Read it out loud.
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28dongslater
Ah, okay. I will read it.
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AssholeSweatlord
Somebody's somebody's review.
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28dongslater
An early reaction from an attendee at the Superman press screening via anonymous. Ooh. Take this with a grain of salt. as this was something I've heard through the grapevine, although from a source I heavily trust.
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AssholeSweatlord
Read it, Chris.
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28dongslater
The attendee told my source the following. Saw the new Superman. It was enjoyable. Flying scenes looked great, and the score was incredible. The tone was a little off, though, and the final battle really lacked emotional context.
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28dongslater
The guy they cast as Superman looked the part, but I wasn't the biggest fan of his performance, and I didn't like some of the plot beats involving Pa Kent. But Michael
Gaming Habits and Humorous Commentary
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AssholeSweatlord
But Michael shattered her.
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28dongslater
was excellent.
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28dongslater
Wow. That was awesome.
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AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, so I said so i sent that to because i every time I see something fucking toxic on Twitter about Superman, I said it to Devin.
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DeeBo
yeah. yeah
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AssholeSweatlord
There was another one of somebody posting fucking the Rotten Tomatoes score. I don't know where it is now.
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28dongslater
wow that was awesome
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AssholeSweatlord
but as like Somebody posted the Rotten Tomatoes score and it was like Superman 53% and like and like It was just like nightmare fuel.
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DeeBo
Oh yeah, that's right.
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AssholeSweatlord
It was pretty funny.
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28dongslater
Wow.
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DeeBo
Yeah. And immediately I went to check and I was like, there's no fucking way that's real. But ah yeah, so John hit me with that and then I responded with the Denzel gif and I was like, oh, I was like, oh, because I was kind of like, literally as I'm reading it, I was like, how is John going to do?
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28dongslater
So they're just making shit up.
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AssholeSweatlord
Yeah. Yeah. you You got scared a little bit too? You got scared a little bit too?
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AssholeSweatlord
Oh no. this
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DeeBo
Like, how is John going to feel? And then I saw, yeah, but Michael Shannon was excellent.
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AssholeSweatlord
You saw you got trolled. You got baited.
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DeeBo
And I was like, oh, thank goodness.
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28dongslater
That was nice. That was nice. That's a good joke.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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28dongslater
That was a good setup.
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AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, imagine seeing imagine seeing this on on the first day before we watch Superman. 33% tomato
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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AssholeSweatlord
79% popcorn
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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AssholeSweatlord
that's the worst
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28dongslater
Yeah, that is, that that's pure shit right there.
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AssholeSweatlord
i mean yeah that means you know it's bad
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DeeBo
yeah ah yeah You know, John, I think we need to do our due diligence, though, to get the Lex Luthor spitting at Superman behind glass reaction.
00:08:18
DeeBo
We need to get that out there because that's a great reaction.
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28dongslater
ah Like as a meme, just in general.
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DeeBo
yeah because Yeah, because it's like you just say something that you just disagree with and you just post like spitting on Superman.
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AssholeSweatlord
It's a great, yeah, from from All-Star Superman.
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AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, and you just spit at them.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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AssholeSweatlord
Spitting at the glass in your glass case.
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DeeBo
Yeah, that's pretty great.
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28dongslater
Yeah, lex is Lex is a hell of a man in that in that comic. um I think it's one of the better portrayals of him too, because he's... legitimate Legitimately smart sounding and funny too, like darkly hilarious.
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28dongslater
It just fits the tone so well too of the book because it's so silly at times.
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AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, James Gunn...
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28dongslater
And Lex can be really silly.
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AssholeSweatlord
James Gunn, like, described his Lex in this movie coming up as... And it is interesting, because it's a weird it's a weird way to to describe it but, like, he describes Lex as artists today getting upset that AI exists.
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AssholeSweatlord
Like, and Superman's the AI.
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Steve-O
It was it was a good descriptor. like he really he really justified his anger
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AssholeSweatlord
It's a really good descriptor.
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Steve-O
like well
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AssholeSweatlord
Because it makes you really think, like, oh, well, yeah. Yeah.
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28dongslater
It's power with undeserved power, basically.
00:09:28
AssholeSweatlord
you have this guy yeah this guy yeah this guy that walked that like is working like grinding and like actually deserving of of of you know praise and stuff of his accomplishments and then this fucking dude just shows up hasn't tried at all and is just like you know he's that he's you know just like it's really interesting
00:09:49
28dongslater
it's it's a it's and it's an easy It's an easy perspective to understand, honestly.
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AssholeSweatlord
But if AI was like ah was ah you know a good person. Look at actual good person with a good soul.
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28dongslater
yeah y'all you're right you're right but like we've all felt like that at some point in our lives like it's a very human it's extremely human response something
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AssholeSweatlord
you know?
00:10:06
AssholeSweatlord
Oh yeah, of course.
00:10:09
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, like this Lex like really leans into like like the fucking like you being like super jealous or envious of somebody ah of somebody else's success or or their their good fortune or whatever.
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28dongslater
yeah totally totally it's the worst parts of envy
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AssholeSweatlord
and it's just like him really leaning into it. And doing his best to... Yeah.
00:10:30
28dongslater
you know, and it and that's the way it should kind of be expressed to like his, and it's also clouded his actual intelligence.
00:10:30
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
00:10:39
28dongslater
Cause that's a big part of Lex too. Lex is like super smart, but the envy is just, it ruins them.
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Steve-O
He got so hung up on this one dude, man.
00:10:45
28dongslater
You know, he's super sweaty and salty. He's an ah asshole sweat Lord.
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AssholeSweatlord
Yeah. He's an asshole sweat lord.
00:10:52
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:10:52
AssholeSweatlord
He's an asshole sweat lord. Exactly.
00:10:54
DeeBo
and
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AssholeSweatlord
Exactly the definition of an asshole sweat lord.
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28dongslater
There is no better way to describe Lex Luthor.
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AssholeSweatlord
Asshole sweat lord. Right.
00:11:03
28dongslater
And we all kind of understand that. Because that's part of us.
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AssholeSweatlord
Can't wait. we' get I mean, this time next week, we'll... Actually, we haven't seen the movie yet. We're seeing it. We're seeing on Tuesday next week.
00:11:17
Steve-O
Tuesday.
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AssholeSweatlord
Excited!
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28dongslater
Beat me all to the theaters. We're getting there first. Tuesday. Because of Amazon.
00:11:25
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, thanks Jeff Bezos.
00:11:27
Steve-O
Thanks, Bezo.
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28dongslater
Jeffrey Bezos! got well He got married.
00:11:31
AssholeSweatlord
we're gonna We're gonna ride our Amazon shipping car. They're gonna pick us up and drop us off at the theater.
00:11:40
28dongslater
Kim Kardashian's going to be there.
00:11:40
DeeBo
Oh, did you hear that story?
00:11:41
28dongslater
Leonardo DiCaprio's going to be there.
00:11:44
DeeBo
That apparently he wanted, oh my God, Lady Gaga, Elton John, yeah, that was it.
00:11:44
AssholeSweatlord
What story?
00:11:49
28dongslater
Oh, he wanted Lady Gaga and Elton John to perform.
00:11:49
AssholeSweatlord
Bezos?
00:11:53
DeeBo
He wanted them to play at his wedding and they that they asked for like $6 million. And he was like, no, we'll just use like a Spotify playlist instead.
00:12:03
28dongslater
Ha ha ha!
00:12:04
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:12:05
DeeBo
and it was like everybody's like, why not like the Amazon music?
00:12:08
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, why not have this on?
00:12:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
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AssholeSweatlord
What the fuck? They have their own music player.
00:12:11
DeeBo
Nah, dude. Yeah. And I'm not saying $6 million dollars is nothing. But ah of all people, Jeff Bezos is like, nah, dude, fuck that.
00:12:20
28dongslater
Right?
00:12:23
DeeBo
It's too much money. I'm not fucking spending that.
00:12:25
28dongslater
Scumbag.
00:12:25
AssholeSweatlord
That is funny, dude.
00:12:27
DeeBo
I got to give half his money away.
00:12:27
28dongslater
cheek
00:12:29
Steve-O
Get a DJ Khaled to show up with a, with a mixtape and you're good.
00:12:30
DeeBo
Yeah.
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28dongslater
fat asshole was there too? Was he? i probably He probably was.
00:12:38
Steve-O
i don't know.
00:12:38
AssholeSweatlord
A bunch people were there.
00:12:40
Steve-O
He snuck in.
00:12:41
DeeBo
Oh, dude. John, I like this rumor.
00:12:43
28dongslater
It's just like a whole parade of dickheads that went to that thing.
00:12:47
DeeBo
Yeah, so John just posted a ah and picture of...
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AssholeSweatlord
This is what my feed is. This is what my feed is.
00:12:56
DeeBo
I love this, actually.
00:12:56
AssholeSweatlord
Actually, you know what?
00:12:57
DeeBo
Yeah,
00:12:58
AssholeSweatlord
I actually do follow Shooter McGavin on Twitter, though.
00:13:01
DeeBo
so yeah so John just posted the Shooter McGavin Twitter account posted photos of the Superman toy that looks...
00:13:09
AssholeSweatlord
Looks strikingly like like Shooter McGavin.
00:13:09
DeeBo
A little similar. striking civil Holy shit.
00:13:14
AssholeSweatlord
Which is actually really awesome.
00:13:17
DeeBo
That is awesome.
00:13:17
Steve-O
you're selling me on shooter mcgavin as superman back in the ninety s
00:13:21
28dongslater
got that haircut he's got that look
00:13:22
AssholeSweatlord
But yeah.
00:13:22
DeeBo
Shooter. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Good.
00:13:26
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, there's a couple.
00:13:27
DeeBo
So what you guys what you guys do this week?
00:13:28
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
00:13:30
DeeBo
you Anything fun?
00:13:31
28dongslater
Oh.
00:13:32
Steve-O
Watched a movie, played a game, and the the game's embarrassing.
00:13:33
28dongslater
Oh, shit.
00:13:35
AssholeSweatlord
Ooh, what game did you play? I want to know what game you played.
00:13:37
Steve-O
I don't want to talk about the game.
00:13:38
28dongslater
Oh, what's a game?
00:13:39
AssholeSweatlord
No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:39
28dongslater
You brought it
00:13:39
DeeBo
Come on, you gotta say the game.
00:13:40
28dongslater
You gotta tell us.
00:13:40
Steve-O
I don't want to talk about i want i talk about the game.
00:13:40
AssholeSweatlord
You brought it up. You brought it up. You have to
00:13:43
DeeBo
gotta tell the game.
00:13:44
Steve-O
It's a game.
00:13:46
DeeBo
Okay.
00:13:46
28dongslater
All right.
00:13:47
Steve-O
i just i sorry i just downloaded this this app.
00:13:47
28dongslater
What?
00:13:49
Steve-O
I was like, what is this? What is this? Apple Store just says...
00:13:51
AssholeSweatlord
Is it a Gooner game?
00:13:53
DeeBo
Yeah, is it a goon game?
00:13:53
AssholeSweatlord
Gooner game?
00:13:55
Steve-O
I think it is it could be a slight gooner game.
00:13:56
DeeBo
Oh, no, what's...
00:13:57
AssholeSweatlord
Hmm. Hmm.
00:13:58
DeeBo
Okay.
00:13:58
28dongslater
what
00:13:58
Steve-O
I'm not playing it i'm not playing it for the goon factor.
00:14:02
28dongslater
Oh boy.
00:14:03
DeeBo
He's like, oh, it's that Nick game.
00:14:05
Steve-O
no no, no, no, no.
00:14:05
DeeBo
Donald Nick game.
00:14:07
Steve-O
It's not the it's not the butt game.
00:14:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:14:09
Steve-O
ah
00:14:09
DeeBo
Okay.
00:14:10
Steve-O
This game is called... Hold gotta open it so I can actually read the name to you because it is a wild name. It's called Umamusum Pretty Derby.
00:14:21
Steve-O
ah it is a um
00:14:21
28dongslater
Okay.
00:14:25
Steve-O
It is a game where it is a horse racing game, but instead of horses, it's girls.
00:14:28
DeeBo
yeah Yeah. yeah
00:14:31
AssholeSweatlord
What?
00:14:31
Steve-O
And...
00:14:32
DeeBo
but wait Is this like, is that, is this like that, that, that game where the girls are battleships or something?
00:14:32
AssholeSweatlord
Wait, what is this called? I gotta... i
00:14:38
AssholeSweatlord
What is it called?
00:14:38
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah. So instead of...
00:14:39
DeeBo
Kind of like in the same vein.
00:14:40
Steve-O
is In the same vein, it instead of the horses, they're horse girls. And...
00:14:45
28dongslater
um
00:14:45
Steve-O
Oh,
00:14:46
28dongslater
Steve, this is not just a game. This is a media franchise.
00:14:50
Steve-O
oh I'm sorry. The media franchise that I am playing, I should have said. um
00:14:53
DeeBo
Steve, I feel like you're getting...
00:14:54
AssholeSweatlord
Uma Musume Pretty Derby?
00:14:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:14:56
AssholeSweatlord
that game Is that the name of the game?
00:14:56
Steve-O
Pretty Derby. Yeah. Yeah. So the app store said, Hey, you should play this. And I said, what is this?
00:15:01
AssholeSweatlord
Oh my god.
00:15:01
Steve-O
What is this?
00:15:03
AssholeSweatlord
Ew.
00:15:04
DeeBo
Wait, let me bang this so I can find the good stuff.
00:15:07
28dongslater
Alright, so guys, this is the plot.
00:15:08
AssholeSweatlord
I was just watching the trailer.
00:15:09
28dongslater
This is the plot of the series.
00:15:10
Steve-O
So here's the thing.
00:15:10
AssholeSweatlord
Pretty dirty.
00:15:11
28dongslater
i have it.
00:15:11
Steve-O
No, no, no, no. That's the thing. That's the thing.
00:15:12
DeeBo
but
00:15:13
Steve-O
I'm not, proud that's the thing. It's, I need to justify this.
00:15:15
DeeBo
ah
00:15:17
Steve-O
That's why I said it's embarrassing.
00:15:19
28dongslater
This is so embarrassing.
00:15:19
Steve-O
Um, it's so embarrassing.
00:15:20
28dongslater
I'm reading the plot!
00:15:21
Steve-O
I told you.
00:15:24
28dongslater
Oh, my lord in heaven.
00:15:26
Steve-O
it's essential It's essentially,
00:15:26
AssholeSweatlord
just They're just anime waifus running. ah Running like horses.
00:15:31
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:33
AssholeSweatlord
Right?
00:15:33
28dongslater
so
00:15:34
Steve-O
it's the horse racing part that is so entertaining because it is taken so seriously. There is commentary.
00:15:41
AssholeSweatlord
It's on iPhone?
00:15:42
Steve-O
It's on, it's on iPhone. It's on steam. So Chris, you buy it on steam deck.
00:15:45
AssholeSweatlord
Sign me up.
00:15:46
28dongslater
Thanks, man. You thanks for looking out.
00:15:48
Steve-O
um Yeah, it's free, too. Pretty much, it's what it is, is you basically, you know, it's it's one of those gasha games where you, like, you know, you open up a pack, you get your horse girls, and then you get cards to be your support horse girls.
00:15:51
DeeBo
Whoa.
00:16:00
28dongslater
Great.
00:16:02
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:02
Steve-O
um But the supports the supports are scenarios that your horse girl goes through. ah i hear i hear somebody downloaded it already.
00:16:11
DeeBo
Whoa.
00:16:13
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, I'm ah yeah'm watching this.
00:16:15
28dongslater
great
00:16:15
DeeBo
Yeah, hey, watch something, I bet.
00:16:15
Steve-O
But the...
00:16:17
28dongslater
Great racehorses of the past have a chance to be reborn as horse girls.
00:16:17
Steve-O
This is...
00:16:20
AssholeSweatlord
I have one, it says i have one friend playing this game.
00:16:23
Steve-O
they
00:16:24
AssholeSweatlord
I have one friend playing this game and it's Steve.
00:16:26
Steve-O
Oh no, it's just ratting me out immediately.
00:16:27
DeeBo
It's Steve actively, actively right now.
00:16:30
AssholeSweatlord
Yes!
00:16:30
Steve-O
Delete me, delete me. No, what? and
00:16:33
AssholeSweatlord
This is so funny.
00:16:34
Steve-O
I have to say though, I didn't expect to get as like, I got a little hooked.
00:16:38
DeeBo
You got a little
00:16:38
AssholeSweatlord
Super addicted.
00:16:40
Steve-O
Like when I go to the bathroom, I'll just like open it up and I'll just like try and speed run through a quote unquote career because it is, it is essentially putting you through.
00:16:43
DeeBo
hooked? I bet you
00:16:50
Steve-O
No, I didn't mean like that.
00:16:51
28dongslater
There's so many.
00:16:52
DeeBo
do.
00:16:52
28dongslater
i had like eight jokes, Steve.
00:16:53
Steve-O
I didn't mean like that. God damn it.
00:16:54
28dongslater
I had eight jokes lined up.
00:16:55
DeeBo
Listen.
00:16:56
28dongslater
I said, is that what the kids call it these days?
00:16:56
AssholeSweatlord
up, baby. you not baby
00:16:58
28dongslater
I was going to say, do you jerk off when you shit?
00:16:59
Steve-O
oh
00:17:00
28dongslater
I had like everything lined up.
00:17:01
Steve-O
No. No. No. Cause here's the thing. Here's the thing. It's like, it's not sexy.
00:17:05
DeeBo
How you guys think this?
00:17:07
Steve-O
Like it doesn't have like a sexy aspect to it.
00:17:11
AssholeSweatlord
they there's no There's no booby jiggles?
00:17:11
Steve-O
It is.
00:17:14
Steve-O
There are. I don't...
00:17:16
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
00:17:16
DeeBo
Yo, you got her.
00:17:17
AssholeSweatlord
Okay.
00:17:17
Steve-O
No, no, no, no, no.
00:17:17
DeeBo
I'm quiet.
00:17:18
Steve-O
Here's the thing. There are not booby-jiggles.
00:17:20
AssholeSweatlord
Checkmate.
00:17:21
Steve-O
But I was trying to think because, like there are like, there are, like, little outfits that they wear when they run.
00:17:21
AssholeSweatlord
Checkmate.
00:17:23
DeeBo
Check bait.
00:17:24
AssholeSweatlord
no ah
00:17:29
Steve-O
and i
00:17:29
DeeBo
All right, I'll be honest.
00:17:30
Steve-O
i have one that is dressed like a little, like...
00:17:30
DeeBo
I'm on...
00:17:32
Steve-O
She's dressed like a general, like an army general. And she has, like, a lot of, like...
00:17:35
DeeBo
Can I be honest? I'm on...
00:17:37
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:37
DeeBo
I'm on Bing right now, and it's not nearly...
00:17:39
Steve-O
um well You're binging.
00:17:39
28dongslater
Oh, bad, bad.
00:17:40
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:40
DeeBo
It's not nearly as bad as you would expect.
00:17:42
28dongslater
Okay.
00:17:43
DeeBo
This is probably the worst...
00:17:43
28dongslater
Here's the deal, though.
00:17:45
DeeBo
This is the worst photo I found on Bing.
00:17:45
28dongslater
at twelve i will point out I will point out that... well Let me see this photo real quick. This might help.
00:17:52
DeeBo
It's not terrible. It's kind of what you expect. It's in line with a lot of, you know, anime.
00:17:59
28dongslater
Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:18:00
DeeBo
Yeah, right?
00:18:00
Steve-O
i i
00:18:01
DeeBo
That's...
00:18:01
Steve-O
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:18:02
DeeBo
it's I bet it is.
00:18:02
Steve-O
Do you want to see how bad this is? I think that's vodka.
00:18:06
28dongslater
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
00:18:08
Steve-O
Because do keep in mind, all the girls have horse racing names.
00:18:12
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:18:13
28dongslater
Oh, okay. So there's like a, there's like a sea biscuit girl.
00:18:15
DeeBo
horse what day Yeah.
00:18:18
Steve-O
Hold on. Let me let me go through some of the names.
00:18:20
AssholeSweatlord
Thank you.
00:18:20
Steve-O
want to see if you find any of these entertaining because, you know, they're they're horses names. They are horse names.
00:18:26
28dongslater
This, it, this doesn't look sexual, but it looks like whoever created it got in, in trouble for making something too sexual before.
00:18:33
DeeBo
So is it like, yeah.
00:18:35
28dongslater
And this is like the, him kind of covering up like, Oh no, it's not, it's totally fine.
00:18:38
DeeBo
i think Are they running?
00:18:41
Steve-O
It's fine.
00:18:41
DeeBo
Are they running like, like a normal race or are they like on all fours?
00:18:46
Steve-O
They are running like a normal race.
00:18:48
28dongslater
Oh, all right.
00:18:49
DeeBo
Okay. Right.
00:18:50
Steve-O
But the thing is, the thing is, so here's the reason.
00:18:50
28dongslater
That cuts the sex down a little bit.
00:18:53
Steve-O
Here's the reason that kind of like, I was like, oh, is this like,
00:18:58
Steve-O
actively well-made, like, is this a well-made game is when it gets to the horse race, it feels like you're watching an anime. Like you are active.
00:19:06
DeeBo
right
00:19:06
28dongslater
Okay.
00:19:07
Steve-O
And like, that's the thing, like, you know, during the career, like I am like training, I'm like choosing like what to train up for the, for the, for the horse girl. They're called, they're called umles. Oh, I didn't, I didn't get to the best part.
00:19:20
28dongslater
Of
00:19:20
Steve-O
So the best part is if you win the race, you are the star of the nightly concert and they perform a big music number and you, you got to make sure your girl wins the big music number.
00:19:34
28dongslater
course.
00:19:37
DeeBo
course.
00:19:37
AssholeSweatlord
This seems so degrading
00:19:39
Steve-O
It really does. I feel like a monster, but also there's a part of me that's like, I'm invested.
00:19:42
28dongslater
Okay.
00:19:45
Steve-O
it it does that thing that kind of like, it has like a weird X-Men vibe to it because they all go to like this, like university to like study and become the best,
00:19:53
AssholeSweatlord
umm gonna buy I'm going to buy my horse's pillow and I'm going to marry that pillow and and we're going to be in a relationship.
00:19:54
DeeBo
This barn.
00:19:59
Steve-O
Don't buy your horse's pillow.
00:19:59
28dongslater
Oh boy.
Anime Horse Racing Game and Mobile Gaming
00:20:01
Steve-O
that's the thing That's the thing. I don't want to. I'm not going to become one of these people. I'm not like that invested, but.
00:20:06
28dongslater
Sounds like something you say in the mirror every day.
00:20:08
Steve-O
Yeah, not invested. I'm not.
00:20:11
DeeBo
we're not a You're not a creep.
00:20:13
Steve-O
Look, you're not.
00:20:13
DeeBo
You're not a creep, goddammit.
00:20:14
Steve-O
new You're not. good you Look, look, nice nature had a good race today, but you're not going to go out there and buy a T-shirt. You creep.
00:20:24
DeeBo
Okay.
00:20:24
Steve-O
ah By the way, Mayano Top Gun, ah Super Creek. um Air Groove. These are the horse names.
00:20:32
DeeBo
Okay.
00:20:32
AssholeSweatlord
here
00:20:32
Steve-O
ah El Condor Pasa.
00:20:34
28dongslater
Okay, okay.
00:20:35
DeeBo
Listen, like, in the scale of this versus, like, Goddess of Victory, like, this is but just on the tame side for sure.
00:20:36
Steve-O
Grass Wonder. like you know
00:20:43
28dongslater
Well, i gotta to look that up
00:20:43
Steve-O
And like that that is why like I've actively i've actively like
00:20:45
DeeBo
oh yeah, Chris. You looked that up.
00:20:48
Steve-O
like stayed away from that. I don't want that creep stuff.
00:20:51
28dongslater
um Let's see what we got here.
00:20:52
Steve-O
Like...
00:20:55
AssholeSweatlord
I'm stuck on the age confirmation. It says please enter your birth month and year to play.
00:21:00
Steve-O
It wants you to flip it for some reason.
00:21:02
28dongslater
Oh, are you kidding me?
00:21:04
AssholeSweatlord
Oh my god.
00:21:04
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
00:21:05
28dongslater
Oh, my Lord.
00:21:06
DeeBo
Chris is going to get real quiet for the rest of the the episode, dude.
00:21:06
Steve-O
It wants you to flip it.
00:21:07
AssholeSweatlord
I just want a goon. Dude, I... Just let me goon.
00:21:11
DeeBo
Dude,
00:21:11
AssholeSweatlord
Just let me in the goon, baby.
00:21:12
28dongslater
gee Louise.
00:21:13
Steve-O
Oh, um but I do... John, I need to preface this. It is hard as fuck. Like...
00:21:19
AssholeSweatlord
is it like that is it like that um that horse racing game used to play on the DS where it's like Solitaire?
00:21:25
Steve-O
Um, it...
00:21:26
AssholeSweatlord
You're playing Solitaire?
00:21:27
Steve-O
Okay, so you're not actively playing it during the race, kind of like the Solitaire game, but um it it is very much like you have to like kind of like lock in on like what to level up because it is kind of like a roguelike where you are...
00:21:43
Steve-O
You are going through um like little experiences that level up certain traits. And so like if you're if ah the Ume is a like front runner, you're going to want to just fully level up speed and just they'll just book it as fast as they can to the finish line.
00:22:00
Steve-O
But if they kind of like stay back a little bit and then push it at the end, you might want to level up stamina and power.
00:22:06
AssholeSweatlord
Amen.
00:22:07
Steve-O
But like that's the thing. my little My little brain is like, why am i why am i getting better at horse racing knowledge now?
00:22:15
DeeBo
Cause you're invested now.
00:22:17
Steve-O
I'm invested.
00:22:17
DeeBo
I get it.
00:22:18
Steve-O
I'm invested. I've won the Triple Crown.
00:22:19
DeeBo
Yeah. Chris, uh, how's how that goddess of victory? Uh, download treating you.
00:22:23
28dongslater
So I started playing a game this week. It's called Goddess of Victory. know if you guys are familiar. Well, i just I downloaded it about five seconds ago.
00:22:29
DeeBo
And, uh, I'm just gonna,
00:22:32
28dongslater
I don't know if that counts.
00:22:32
DeeBo
so and, uh, I'm not gonna see any any of my friends anymore for at least a week.
00:22:38
28dongslater
It's just, you can see their butts through skirts. Like, there's some of them that are bending over that are wearing, like, thongs.
00:22:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:22:45
28dongslater
But then there are girls wearing skirts, and you see both cheeks through the skirt.
00:22:49
DeeBo
No, Chris, the whole thing is when they shoot guns, they're shit jiggles.
00:22:53
28dongslater
i Oh, wow. so i'm just looking at I'm just looking at photos.
00:22:54
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:22:58
28dongslater
What am I doing?
00:22:58
DeeBo
No, not Chris, just doling just play that tutorial real quick.
00:22:58
28dongslater
and
00:23:01
28dongslater
That's all it's going to take.
00:23:01
DeeBo
Just play that tutorial.
00:23:03
28dongslater
Oh,
00:23:04
DeeBo
I
00:23:05
Steve-O
reviews mid podcast. Chris just gets real quiet.
00:23:07
28dongslater
oh, oh.
00:23:08
DeeBo
i just got to...
00:23:10
28dongslater
Oh, oh, oh.
00:23:11
Steve-O
Guys, are we done? Guys, are we done? Chris, we just started.
00:23:13
DeeBo
Can we be done? Can we be done? got to be done. I got to poop. I got poop.
00:23:20
Steve-O
yeah
00:23:20
28dongslater
That's a world I'm not familiar with, I'll be honest with everybody
00:23:20
Steve-O
um I am not playing this game for any of that aspect. It was just, I got kind of hooked. I think it's like that little nasty gambler in my brain.
00:23:32
Steve-O
That's like, Steve, you could win. You could win big.
00:23:35
DeeBo
So you you're like, I haven't, I haven't spent $150 on a mobile game in like a few months.
00:23:36
Steve-O
If your horse makes it.
00:23:42
Steve-O
No, i haven't spent, i haven't spent any money on this.
00:23:43
DeeBo
So you're like, but that's so I'm saying.
00:23:44
Steve-O
I have not spent any money on this.
00:23:45
DeeBo
Like, you know, yeah you had your, your, Every once a while, there'll be a game that you'll do that to. And you're like, got a niche. You got to scratch it.
00:23:54
28dongslater
the only The only time my gambling niche comes comes out is... Well, happened once in Lanx
00:24:01
DeeBo
During those horse races.
00:24:02
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, an actual gambling situation.
00:24:02
Steve-O
have
00:24:03
DeeBo
And I loved
00:24:04
28dongslater
City. Yeah, it was that it was the Frankenstein machine. Because that thing was really cool.
00:24:08
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, man, dude, Owen.
00:24:08
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
00:24:10
AssholeSweatlord
Dude.
00:24:11
28dongslater
And I loved it quite a bit.
00:24:11
AssholeSweatlord
Man, I wanted to play that.
00:24:13
DeeBo
it.
00:24:13
AssholeSweatlord
Owen wanted to play that. Me and Owen got yelled at because we were just watching the screen from the aisle.
00:24:15
28dongslater
Because he was... I know...
00:24:18
DeeBo
Oh, some guy went, hey, that baby's going to gamble.
00:24:21
AssholeSweatlord
What are you doing? And I'm like, we're just watching fucking Frankenstein, dog.
00:24:22
28dongslater
That freaking son's going to scare that kid!
00:24:25
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, we're not actually, ga we can't gamble. We're in the fucking aisle. He's like, well, you can't stand there.
00:24:29
DeeBo
ah so hes think
00:24:29
28dongslater
Show him some respect!
00:24:30
DeeBo
Also, he's a fucking toddler. like he What the fuck is he going to do?
00:24:33
AssholeSweatlord
yeah Yeah, he just wants to look at the fucking Frankenstein screen. Just let him...
00:24:37
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:24:38
28dongslater
I got stuck on that, too.
00:24:39
AssholeSweatlord
Let him watch.
00:24:39
28dongslater
I don't blame Owen whatsoever. Like, I get it. um And he kept, like...
00:24:44
DeeBo
He went, sorry, father.
00:24:46
28dongslater
He would groan every time you would hit the jackpot.
00:24:48
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, man, that's pretty cool.
00:24:49
Steve-O
a That's excellent.
00:24:51
28dongslater
Basically... man So that's, that's, and I got aroused, you know, probably like Steve did. So I get it.
00:24:57
DeeBo
Like you do. Like you do.
00:24:58
AssholeSweatlord
Mm-hmm.
00:24:58
28dongslater
I'm right there with you. I'm picking up what you're putting down and Bellatro and Bellatro that you just kept pushing.
00:25:02
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:25:03
Steve-O
It's the money. Bellatro, yeah.
00:25:07
28dongslater
You just, that's that whole game is pushing and push my luck. Keep going.
00:25:11
Steve-O
You push your luck.
00:25:12
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, me and ah me and Red Dead.
00:25:12
Steve-O
Dude, I have a nasty gotcha habit and i love when something simulates like an an anime scene and it's like, oh shit, using your superpower at the final stretch.
00:25:14
AssholeSweatlord
Fucking gambling.
00:25:27
Steve-O
All right, let's go.
00:25:30
AssholeSweatlord
Aren't there like, aren't there countless like, anime waifu gacha games out there though on your phone?
00:25:35
28dongslater
who
00:25:35
AssholeSweatlord
These days?
00:25:36
Steve-O
There are. Yeah, there are.
00:25:36
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
00:25:37
28dongslater
I thought you were going to say on Steve's phone, like he said, on your phone.
00:25:39
DeeBo
Yeah, Steve has a whole page dedicated to waifu games.
00:25:40
28dongslater
like
00:25:40
Steve-O
So on my phone, da um I'll read my games to you. My games are i have the Pokemon card game, which is I thought I have fallen out of that this past month. I'm done.
00:25:52
Steve-O
i don't want I don't I'm i'm tired of collecting Pokemon.
00:25:52
DeeBo
Okay. Okay.
00:25:55
Steve-O
I've been playing um this game called Q cards where it's called like a it's like cards and everything.
00:26:02
AssholeSweatlord
Special...
00:26:04
Steve-O
Bellatro, um, good coffee, great coffee, good pizza, great pizza. And then, ah this game. So
00:26:13
AssholeSweatlord
This game is keep you so silly.
00:26:13
28dongslater
All right. You know what, Steve?
00:26:15
AssholeSweatlord
I'm watching a race right now.
00:26:15
28dongslater
Because you put out all of your games on your mobile phone.
00:26:16
AssholeSweatlord
It's so weird. It's
00:26:19
28dongslater
I'm go ah i'm going to put out all all the games that I have on my mobile phone. So we all clear the air here.
00:26:24
28dongslater
Okay?
00:26:24
Steve-O
thank you.
00:26:25
Steve-O
Yeah. It will get the air cleared.
00:26:27
28dongslater
I got the PS app. I got six-pack abs. That's like...
00:26:33
DeeBo
That's not a game, Chris.
00:26:34
AssholeSweatlord
What?
00:26:34
Steve-O
I'm sorry, what?
00:26:34
28dongslater
it's No, but like you get points if you get the exercises right.
00:26:35
Steve-O
I'm sorry, Chris, what?
00:26:40
28dongslater
That's the new updated version of this
00:26:42
DeeBo
Oh.
00:26:43
Steve-O
Okay, all right.
00:26:43
AssholeSweatlord
Mmm.
00:26:44
28dongslater
which is pretty cool.
00:26:45
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:26:46
28dongslater
Vampire killers? Vampire survivors.
00:26:50
Steve-O
Classic, classic.
00:26:51
28dongslater
Solitaire? Straight up Solitaire? No frills, Solitaire?
00:26:53
Steve-O
Not Solitarica or whatever that one's called?
00:26:55
28dongslater
Nope. Nope. Straight up, no frills, Solitaire. Dawncaster? Which I don't know what that is.
00:27:04
Steve-O
What is that?
00:27:04
28dongslater
I don't know what this... I'm going to delete this.
00:27:07
Steve-O
Hold on. We have to look up Doncaster.
00:27:08
AssholeSweatlord
That might be... Yeah, that might be malware.
00:27:10
Steve-O
We found Chris's. Yeah, we found Chris's.
00:27:11
AssholeSweatlord
Might be malware.
00:27:12
28dongslater
Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:27:14
AssholeSweatlord
Dawncat.
00:27:14
DeeBo
and This app called...
00:27:14
Steve-O
ah It is a deck cast.
00:27:15
DeeBo
ah
00:27:16
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, it's deck-building RPG.
00:27:16
Steve-O
It's a deck building game.
00:27:19
28dongslater
That makes perfect sense. I love those games.
00:27:21
AssholeSweatlord
Delete it.
00:27:21
28dongslater
That makes perfect sense. Delete it. Blotra, course. Blotra. The Steam app.
00:27:29
DeeBo
Do you play these?
00:27:29
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:27:30
AssholeSweatlord
Hmm...
00:27:31
DeeBo
What was the last time you played Bellatro on your phone?
00:27:35
28dongslater
Actually, pretty recently.
00:27:36
AssholeSweatlord
I play mine all the time. Yeah, I play mine all the time.
00:27:37
DeeBo
but Okay.
00:27:37
28dongslater
Pretty recently.
00:27:37
DeeBo
All right.
00:27:38
AssholeSweatlord
Still, it's weird.
00:27:39
28dongslater
Like, within the past couple weeks, actually.
00:27:41
Steve-O
That's my flight killer.
00:27:43
28dongslater
Yeah. Yeah. Flight killer, like low time at work when I didn't get the DC app, which I'm going to be talking about later. um
00:27:50
Steve-O
Mm.
00:27:51
28dongslater
Bellatro was, and I was reading books on my phone quite a bit. Um, and mothership, which is a role-playing game character sheet. So that's all the games on, on Chris Colani's phone. That's it.
00:28:03
28dongslater
Nothing else.
00:28:04
AssholeSweatlord
All right, here's mine.
00:28:04
28dongslater
No frills.
00:28:06
AssholeSweatlord
Here's mine. I have... Let me go to the games. Uh-oh. No games? Oh, here we go.
00:28:14
28dongslater
No games?
00:28:15
AssholeSweatlord
I have Umamusume. Because
00:28:20
DeeBo
Yeah, Chris, you forgot to mention Goddess of Victory, Nikkei.
00:28:20
AssholeSweatlord
I just downloaded it. i gotta clean my shit up.
00:28:22
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:28:24
AssholeSweatlord
I got chess, craps, two craps games. i don't know why, because I'm a psycho.
00:28:29
28dongslater
Whoa.
00:28:31
AssholeSweatlord
I have a dice app. Um... Bellatro. a claw machine app, which I played once. And it's it's a weird app where you actually control a real claw machine from your phone.
00:28:47
DeeBo
Oh.
00:28:47
AssholeSweatlord
Don't ask.
00:28:47
Steve-O
Oh, that's kind of wild.
00:28:48
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, don't ask.
00:28:48
DeeBo
yeah
00:28:49
28dongslater
but Like in in in real life?
00:28:51
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, like you control a claw machine from with your phone, and then if you went if you win it, they I think they actually sent me sent me one that I won.
00:28:59
28dongslater
Whoa.
00:29:00
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
00:29:01
28dongslater
That's kind of cool.
00:29:01
AssholeSweatlord
um Minecraft, Mario Run, Um, RE portal. What is that, Steve?
00:29:10
Steve-O
Resident Evil Portal.
00:29:10
AssholeSweatlord
Is that, what is it?
00:29:12
Steve-O
That was like their like information thing Capcom did.
00:29:14
28dongslater
I think I had that somewhere, maybe.
00:29:14
Steve-O
I don't i don't yeah i don't have it anymore, but I
00:29:18
AssholeSweatlord
i have two vampire survivor apps on here for some reason.
00:29:18
Steve-O
I think that was that thing.
00:29:21
28dongslater
How is that even possible?
00:29:24
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, and I actually have a gotcha, a gotcha machine. I got, you know, those gotcha machines where you turn the thing and it drops a little orb with the prize.
00:29:31
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:29:37
AssholeSweatlord
ah my my nephews and my son like playing this game. It's in Japanese. The whole thing's in Japanese, but it's like, here, I'll play right now and I'll tell you what I get. Put 100 yen in twist twist the knob, and then the little orb.
00:29:47
28dongslater
Yeah, this is important. This is like... What's it called? Oh, what's that game? God damn it. Why am i blanking? Shenmue.
00:29:57
Steve-O
Mmm, with the little capsule machines, yeah.
00:29:57
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:57
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
00:29:59
28dongslater
Yep.
00:30:00
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, so i'll send I'll send to you guys what i what I just got, and you can guess what it is, because I don't know what it is. I'll send you screenshot. And a poker game. World Series is a Poker.
00:30:12
28dongslater
Okay.
00:30:12
Steve-O
Makes sense.
00:30:14
28dongslater
Acceptable list. Uh, Devin, probably the worst list of us all. I'm going to make a prediction.
00:30:19
DeeBo
ah Yeah, yeah, we don't we don't go we don't got talk about.
00:30:20
AssholeSweatlord
Dude, he's been changing his shit up right now.
00:30:20
28dongslater
ah Devin, what are your games?
00:30:22
DeeBo
yeah yeah No, so I ah so Steve. kind of reminded me to re-download a game, even though I can't play yet, is Dokken.
00:30:27
AssholeSweatlord
Marvel Snap.
00:30:35
28dongslater
um ah
00:30:35
DeeBo
The Dragon Ball Z.
00:30:36
Steve-O
Oh, the...
00:30:36
DeeBo
Yeah, it's a fun one.
00:30:37
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:30:38
DeeBo
That's when I download every once in a while, and I'm like, ah, this was a fun one. So I got that, but even though I'm not really playing it. um So I played this for about 10 minutes.
00:30:50
DeeBo
It is very bad. It's called DC Dark Legion. And it's basically the Fallout mobile game. Remember that? The Fallout, like...
00:30:59
28dongslater
Oh yeah.
00:31:00
28dongslater
The fallout shelter.
00:31:00
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:31:01
DeeBo
Yeah, just imagine that, but terrible. um So there's that. have a game called King Shot that I think I accidentally downloaded.
00:31:11
28dongslater
You, you know, it's crazy. Devin, you bring that up. I, there was a coworker at my job who was playing that recently fallout shelter. and I was like, who plays that anymore?
00:31:21
DeeBo
It's still a thing, yeah.
00:31:22
28dongslater
Is that, is that still a thing?
00:31:23
Steve-O
They like announced that with like Fallout 4. That's crazy.
00:31:26
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:31:27
28dongslater
I was like, I was barely shocked.
00:31:27
AssholeSweatlord
Well, you know, fallout Fallout has a huge resurgence because, you know, the show is really good.
00:31:27
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:31:32
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:31:32
AssholeSweatlord
So, yeah, people might be just interested.
00:31:33
28dongslater
It must be it, right?
00:31:34
DeeBo
Yeah. I... No. Let me see. There's one that I was...
00:31:40
AssholeSweatlord
ah but nobody's playing Nobody's playing a Mass Effect mobile game right now, if that tells you anything.
00:31:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:31:44
DeeBo
Oh, so there's this one game that I haven't played in an age, but it was definitely like on heavy rotation. It's called Monster Truck.
00:31:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:31:56
DeeBo
Fuck. I lost it. God damn
00:31:57
Steve-O
Monster truck, fuck?
00:31:57
28dongslater
Monster truck fuck.
00:32:00
AssholeSweatlord
monster truck. I actually typed that in into my search bar.
00:32:01
Steve-O
no
00:32:03
AssholeSweatlord
because um was I'm not going to hit enter.
00:32:06
28dongslater
man dev Steve's talking about a game with some girls in it.
00:32:07
AssholeSweatlord
like mad manner
00:32:10
28dongslater
You're talking about fucking monster trucks?
00:32:12
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, Devin's talking about like that's along the lines of that that subreddit of people drawing pictures of dragons fucking cars.
00:32:12
28dongslater
Really?
00:32:19
Steve-O
Truck on truck, fucking.
00:32:19
DeeBo
Yeah. No, it's called a monster, monster demolition.
00:32:23
AssholeSweatlord
Monsters fucking trucks.
00:32:27
28dongslater
ah
00:32:27
DeeBo
Pretty solid. ah Basically, you are you just drive your car into things with voxels and they explode.
00:32:36
Steve-O
Okay.
00:32:37
DeeBo
not Not, yeah.
00:32:37
Steve-O
Destruction.
00:32:39
DeeBo
But the number one with a bullet, literally like every like once every month or something, I'll get like a an app review of like, hey, you use this app the most.
00:32:50
DeeBo
Number one with a bullet is still the Warhammer Tacticus game.
00:32:54
28dongslater
Whoa.
00:32:55
DeeBo
I fucking, I still, that is, it yeah, yeah, Jenny, I wouldn't say it's an addiction, but Jenny one time, she saw me wake up, because it's just so locked in, that I'm like, oh, I gotta do my dailies, like, she just saw me wake up, and within two seconds, I was on the app, like, just fucking hitting, you know, just doing things, just doing my raids, or whatever, and she's like, yo, you have a, and I was like, oh, fuck, she might have a point here, but, uh,
00:32:57
Steve-O
That's your your addiction game.
00:32:59
AssholeSweatlord
your... yeah.
00:33:08
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:33:15
28dongslater
Whoa. It's got you good, baby.
00:33:24
DeeBo
Yeah, no, I have um almost every character. i have like golds, triple golds, which are, you know, this is like days of work to get somebody to this like one particular level.
00:33:36
28dongslater
Are you willing to admit how much money you spent on this app?
00:33:42
DeeBo
On Tacticus, I probably put Lifetime.
00:33:44
28dongslater
Yeah.
00:33:48
DeeBo
um
00:33:51
28dongslater
That's never a good way to start this.
00:33:51
AssholeSweatlord
the
00:33:51
DeeBo
a little, oh, no, on na no, no, it's not
00:33:53
Steve-O
when did you start When did you start playing this?
00:33:55
DeeBo
i got us It's been, I think, a little over a year now.
00:33:59
Steve-O
Okay.
00:33:59
28dongslater
Okay. All right.
00:34:00
DeeBo
So Lifetime, I'd say close to 200.
00:34:00
28dongslater
That's not too bad. That's not too bad.
00:34:03
AssholeSweatlord
just a year? Oh, man.
00:34:04
DeeBo
Which I don't think is terrible.
00:34:07
Steve-O
Okay.
00:34:07
28dongslater
okay
00:34:07
AssholeSweatlord
do not Do not ask me to check how much money I spent on Hearthstone across like two years.
00:34:09
Steve-O
That's not bad.
00:34:13
28dongslater
I won't. I won't.
00:34:14
AssholeSweatlord
Because I'll cry.
00:34:14
28dongslater
I won't.
00:34:15
AssholeSweatlord
Because I'll cry.
00:34:16
28dongslater
Devin was a bold man for coming out with that.
00:34:16
AssholeSweatlord
I'll cry.
00:34:18
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:34:19
28dongslater
For that amount.
00:34:19
DeeBo
And honestly, like, it it is kind of one of those things where, like, I am going to defend it a little bit because I'm like, I play this game literally for hours every day.
00:34:27
28dongslater
It's... I get it. I get it.
00:34:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:34:29
28dongslater
I get it.
00:34:30
DeeBo
So, so fuck you. Fuck you guys.
00:34:33
28dongslater
get it.
00:34:34
DeeBo
And my squad, got a pretty, like, i I, on the subreddit, like, I showed my my squad and ah people are pretty impressed.
00:34:43
Steve-O
The subreddit?
00:34:45
DeeBo
Oh my, yeah.
00:34:46
Steve-O
Yeah? You showed off on the subreddit?
00:34:46
DeeBo
Hey, Steve, spoiler Spoiler, there's a subreddit for for a video game.
00:34:50
Steve-O
No, i I didn't expect you to be like, hey guys, look at my deck.
00:34:52
DeeBo
You fucking goon.
00:34:55
Steve-O
And they're like, wow, that's a nice deck, buddy.
00:34:55
28dongslater
Man, that broke the facade of humoring him very quickly, didn't it?
00:34:55
DeeBo
Well, no, no, because I was like, yo, I asked i asked on the subreddit, I said, who should I update? Like, who should I upgrade? And some guy's response was, go see your family.
00:35:07
DeeBo
she And I was like, oh, fuck. So so basically, they were really impressed and jealous.
00:35:07
Steve-O
oh no!
00:35:12
AssholeSweatlord
That's like, what is it, Metal Gear Solid 2? like If you play that game so long, it'll it'll tell you like the thing will tell you to stop playing.
00:35:17
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be like, you need to fucking chill out, you loser.
00:35:20
AssholeSweatlord
like You need to take a break.
00:35:22
28dongslater
Go touch grass, man.
00:35:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:35:24
28dongslater
Touch grass, though.
00:35:24
DeeBo
Yeah, I was told to touch grass, basically.
00:35:27
Steve-O
By a Redditor.
00:35:28
DeeBo
But listen, listen.
00:35:28
28dongslater
yeah
00:35:30
DeeBo
Listen, Karn's my number one. He's my number one legendary, five stars.
00:35:35
Steve-O
du i mean, that's just Karn. That's just what Karn does.
00:35:37
DeeBo
i ble I blew i blue wings. i have i ble I have eagle wings, one, two, three, four, five. I got five eagle wings.
00:35:45
28dongslater
Man, I'd be so impressed if I knew what this was.
00:35:48
DeeBo
I got me Fitz on. I got like got yeah almost all the guys I need. I want.
00:35:52
28dongslater
good
00:35:54
DeeBo
I just unlocked an exorcist artillery tank. You know, fuck you guys. Download it and see. You'll enjoy it
00:36:00
Steve-O
Wait, wait, Chris, Chris, wait, Chris, can I say something? And you tell me which is a nerdier response or a worse response, not even nerdier.
00:36:09
28dongslater
Totally. Go ahead.
00:36:09
Steve-O
Okay. What Devin just said, or i come to you and I, I swirl, I, I swirl my drink and I say, ah hold on.
00:36:13
DeeBo
Or I download this horse anime game.
00:36:16
28dongslater
didn
00:36:19
Steve-O
have to look up who it was.
00:36:21
28dongslater
It's okay, i got my eyes closed, so I'm more immersed.
00:36:21
Steve-O
Uh,
00:36:24
Steve-O
Yeah, I took Baka Shin to the Triple Crown and we won. So... Triple Crown winner right there.
00:36:36
AssholeSweatlord
Oh my god, yeah, I'm...
00:36:36
28dongslater
ba It's a Bakushin guy.
Superman and Lex Luthor in Context
00:36:39
Steve-O
That's the nerd?
00:36:40
28dongslater
Yeah!
00:36:41
Steve-O
Damn it!
00:36:41
DeeBo
That's worse, dude.
00:36:43
Steve-O
Damn it!
00:36:44
28dongslater
it' I mean, it's anime, horse girls, versus, like, fighting. fight war guys like it's that's way more nerdy i mean i these this is the context that i don't have this is the context that i don't have i wouldn't have that i see now you're getting deeper into it and i would be like this is way
00:36:53
Steve-O
the rest of her or The rest of her family got killed in 9-11, Devin.
00:36:57
DeeBo
my bad.
00:36:59
Steve-O
Actually, that's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. They do have they do all have lore.
00:37:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:37:09
DeeBo
Oh, you want to talk about lore for characters that I have on my phone?
00:37:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:37:13
DeeBo
and Literally fucking dozens of books.
00:37:14
Steve-O
You know what? Devin...
00:37:16
28dongslater
i don't think we need to talk about this anymore
00:37:18
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:18
Steve-O
Devin, when they do their cross promotion and they're, they're fighting in the war together, then we can both hold our heads in shame.
00:37:25
DeeBo
Listen. Listen. I'm just saying. I'm just saying read and weep, boys.
00:37:29
Steve-O
Speaking of, speaking of which, um,
00:37:29
DeeBo
Read them and weep, dude.
00:37:32
28dongslater
You watched a movie too, Steve. What movie did you watch?
00:37:34
Steve-O
I did watch a movie.
00:37:35
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
00:37:35
Steve-O
ah This is OK.
00:37:35
DeeBo
What was the movie?
00:37:36
AssholeSweatlord
Mmm, yeah.
00:37:36
Steve-O
So this is my actual recommendation. This is the one where I'm like, this was shockingly good.
00:37:38
AssholeSweatlord
it
00:37:43
Steve-O
ah This was a um it was a CG animated ah Netflix movie made by Sony Pictures Animation.
00:37:49
DeeBo
Oh, I mentioned this earlier on the court, I think.
00:37:55
Steve-O
K-pop Demon Hunters. So I'd heard people talk about this, but I thought it was like a weird, like League Legends thing initially, but it's not. It's not.
00:38:06
Steve-O
Thank God. um It is so much fun. It is very much reminiscent of Turning Red, um but it is just this awesome, just...
00:38:19
Steve-O
I did not expect myself to get as invested or like caught up in how like catchy the music is. It is essentially just like, what if Powerpuff Girls like kind of were given like this like kick-ass badass movie where demons from hell are trying to stop them.
00:38:35
Steve-O
And it is...
00:38:35
28dongslater
Mira, Rumi, and Zoe?
00:38:38
Steve-O
Yeah, that's the three ah of the Huntrix, which is the name of the band. And the whole the whole purpose of it, and they get through it very early in the beginning of the movie, is um every few decades, a group of um demon hunters from Korea who have these like supernatural like singing voices they have to like do some sort of like singing mantra that will cast a protective shield over the earth to prevent demons from coming through from hell to like steal the souls of you know the living um
00:39:16
Steve-O
So, you know, it goes through like all the generations and how like in modern day they're a K-pop band and they're like, all right, we're going to do our big thing where we seal the the, you know, we, we protect the earth again. We've got this new single coming out.
00:39:29
Steve-O
It's going to be an absolute heck and banger. And we're going to save the the universe for, you know, the next few like years, it cuts to hell. And one of these like demons who's like super bad-ass,
00:39:43
Steve-O
He shows up and he used to be like this, like musician. And he's like, look, what if we fought fire with fire? Because, you know, there has to be people who listen to their
DC Absolute Comics and Character Portrayals
00:39:53
Steve-O
song.
00:39:53
Steve-O
But if we kind of steal the momentum with our band, like their their their shield won't do anything.
00:40:00
28dongslater
You know what, Stevie, you know, you explaining this, it has ah shades of what Sinners is too.
00:40:07
Steve-O
OK.
00:40:08
28dongslater
Like that's kind of part of it, like a little bit.
00:40:10
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
00:40:11
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:40:12
28dongslater
Like there is an aspect of music and the supernatural and how it kind of like is part of the good and the bad. See Sinners, if you like this.
00:40:24
Steve-O
yeah i've been I've been meaning to, believe me. i haveve I've been sleeping on it. But yeah, definitely ah I was shocked by this because I originally thought this was just going to be just like some light, kind of like like fun.
00:40:34
28dongslater
Hmm.
00:40:37
Steve-O
But it does that thing that like Spider-Verse did where like the animation is just top-notch. And I'm like watching these... like fucking awesome fight scenes with demons and i'm like i did not expect this to be as like charming as fun as exciting and i've just been listening to the soundtrack all week because they're all bops they're all just earworms that will you'll be you'll be seeing the saja boys soda pop song to yourself and you'll be like fuck that was good damn it um highly recommend i gotta give it a mary
00:41:08
28dongslater
Mary.
00:41:09
DeeBo
i did I did see it on my thingy, on my Netflix algorithm.
00:41:16
AssholeSweatlord
On my thingy.
00:41:17
28dongslater
Seeing it and watching it are two different things, Devin.
00:41:20
DeeBo
Yeah, my algae rhythm showed up and it was like, ooh, you should watch this. And then I said, I heard about this. And actually, the first thing I heard about it, I think, was a little bit of a spoiler, which is kind of lame.
00:41:32
28dongslater
what are you doing?
00:41:33
Steve-O
Yeah, i tried to I tried to prevent some of the spoilers.
00:41:34
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:41:36
Steve-O
And I know there's been a lot of people out there getting a little too excited and kind of blasting off some of the twists.
00:41:37
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:41:42
Steve-O
So...
00:41:43
DeeBo
There's, yeah, yeah. It was a, it's a fun subreddit I'm on, but it's like trope. It's like a trope based subreddit. And it was like, oh, like love tropes or hated tropes or common tropes.
00:41:52
Steve-O
Mmm.
00:41:56
Steve-O
Mmm.
00:41:56
DeeBo
And I saw something and I was like, oh, okay.
00:41:58
28dongslater
Oh, you know what? I'm on that subreddit too. I love that subreddit.
00:42:01
DeeBo
Yeah, well, don't, you'll spoil it for you. So, you know, avoid that. But ah anyway, point is, is I did see it. I was interested, but I probably will.
00:42:12
DeeBo
I probably saw...
00:42:13
Steve-O
Yeah, give it honestly, give it a spin. I highly recommend it.
00:42:16
DeeBo
Everybody at my birthday party is going watch it.
00:42:16
Steve-O
It is very much turning red.
00:42:20
DeeBo
We're all going watch it at my birthday.
00:42:20
Steve-O
It's going a birthday.
00:42:21
28dongslater
You're
00:42:22
Steve-O
Y'all are going to be blasting out the music.
00:42:24
28dongslater
going to make us watch that?
00:42:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:42:25
28dongslater
Is that what you're saying?
00:42:26
DeeBo
Maybe you guys watch my birthday movie.
00:42:27
Steve-O
Come on, sit down.
00:42:28
AssholeSweatlord
Thank you.
00:42:28
Steve-O
so i Sit down quick.
00:42:29
DeeBo
If I sit down, we're going to watch... Yeah, we're going to watch that.
00:42:33
28dongslater
Everyone will collectively g groan.
00:42:35
Steve-O
Yeah, at the end of the movie.
00:42:36
DeeBo
Oh.
00:42:37
Steve-O
Devin, that sucked! Steve made me watch it!
00:42:40
DeeBo
Oh, look at
00:42:45
28dongslater
Well, Steve, um I did some stuff over the week as well.
00:42:52
Steve-O
Hell yeah.
00:42:52
28dongslater
I watched movies. I read comic books. I played video games. Guys, I read...
00:43:00
Steve-O
that That's the Holy Trinity right there.
00:43:01
AssholeSweatlord
The triple threat?
00:43:03
28dongslater
That is the holy trinity of this podcast, goddammit. um I don't know where to start. Do I start with the comics I read? i guess...
00:43:12
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, so I could talk too about that because I read i read comments as well.
00:43:13
DeeBo
comments, yeah.
00:43:14
28dongslater
Yeah, hell yeah. Whoa!
00:43:17
AssholeSweatlord
On the DC app?
00:43:17
28dongslater
What is...
00:43:19
AssholeSweatlord
You still on that DC app, Chris?
00:43:20
28dongslater
Boy, this absolute run is something special, guys. um Yeah, dude, I've been...
00:43:27
AssholeSweatlord
to about Batman real quick.
00:43:28
28dongslater
um I want to talk about Batman a little bit.
00:43:28
AssholeSweatlord
Because I finished up. Yeah, I finished, I guess, there's what, eight issues out on the app?
00:43:33
28dongslater
yeah Yes, yes. Eight issues thus far.
00:43:35
AssholeSweatlord
And I saw like a preview of like or like the cover that has Bane on it that's coming out.
00:43:42
28dongslater
Oh, I saw that cover too.
00:43:42
AssholeSweatlord
and And my my dick woke up from its nap and was like, hello, this is Bane.
00:43:46
28dongslater
yeah. yeah Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:43:51
AssholeSweatlord
Devin, you got to read this, dude. You got to read Absolute Batman, Devin.
00:43:52
28dongslater
yeah Yeah, you really do.
00:43:53
DeeBo
No, I know.
00:43:53
AssholeSweatlord
You're sleeping on something special.
00:43:54
28dongslater
Steve, you too, Steve. You gotta read this, Steve.
00:43:57
Steve-O
I've got the app.
00:43:57
AssholeSweatlord
You sleep on something special.
00:43:57
Steve-O
No, believe me The app, I need to get back into just absolutely just crushing it because I've been really enjoying reading the from the app. it It makes it really easy to read it on a phone.
00:44:07
28dongslater
the This absolute Batman run is very much like The Dark Knight Returns. Like, they're hitting all the same beats, but it's just... Very different too.
00:44:19
28dongslater
Like they're doing a lot of things that are and almost antithetical of Batman for this character. And it just, it fucking works every single time.
00:44:31
Steve-O
I saw you picture picture of Batman's boys or something.
00:44:31
28dongslater
Like...
00:44:35
Steve-O
I'm like, what the fuck is this?
00:44:35
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
00:44:37
28dongslater
Dude. There's so much to it. Like if you take out one aspect from Bruce Wayne, which is his money, you take out that one aspect of but then you fill the rest of his life with every other aspect outside of money.
00:44:54
28dongslater
That's what you get with Absolute Batman. You get somebody who's really like, somebody who you can kind of relate to because he's a little bit of a blue-collar person.
00:45:03
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, because he's got middle class fucking poverty rage.
00:45:08
28dongslater
Yes, and it's very real.
00:45:09
AssholeSweatlord
Like, he's actually, like, he's fighting the system, dude. Because that's the thing.
00:45:13
28dongslater
And the the one...
00:45:14
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, that's the thing. is like The Bruce Wayne that we all know just that is like literally like just gushing with fucking privilege. Like, he just has privilege all over.
00:45:21
28dongslater
Yes.
00:45:22
AssholeSweatlord
And like that's just like super hard. You kind of accept it. But this is like, dude, this is like, yo...
00:45:25
28dongslater
You do.
00:45:29
AssholeSweatlord
this This Bruce Wayne is from the fucking streets, dog. like
00:45:32
28dongslater
and let me give you an example.
00:45:33
AssholeSweatlord
Like, I would put my money on this Bruce Wayne to beat that Bruce Wayne just out of sheer willpower.
00:45:36
28dongslater
he he's primarily He primarily works construction. like I'm just going to give you a little tidbit just to get you in through the door. his His reasoning behind that is, a he learns the the Gotham infrastructure.
00:45:53
28dongslater
He understands the sewers, the buildings, everything on how Gotham thrives and functions. He understands because he's worked on everything in the city. Sewers, like I said, worked on buildings, designed buildings, designed bridges.
00:46:08
28dongslater
um And then the other aspect of it is he fixes all the structural damage that he causes during the fights. Like, it's, like, literally, he's out there, like, filling the street with cement to fix the steps that he blew up.
00:46:23
AssholeSweatlord
This guy... No, like, this... Like, this guy really loves Gotham City, you know?
00:46:29
28dongslater
Yes.
00:46:29
AssholeSweatlord
Like, he loves the city so much.
00:46:31
28dongslater
And it's apparent because he's so hands-on. Like, he's, he's,
00:46:34
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, like, even... um Even Thomas Wayne wasn't a doctor. and He was a teacher. Like, in in this universe.
00:46:41
Steve-O
Okay.
00:46:42
AssholeSweatlord
So, like, that's the... That's like the... um I think they kind of go into it. Like, he talks about... Like, in flashback, he talks about, like, how he wanted to become ah a heart surgeon. But then, you know, things, life got in the way. You know, it's very relatable, very realistic.
00:47:00
28dongslater
Yes, it is.
00:47:00
AssholeSweatlord
Things got in the way and he decided that he wanted to make a difference by being a teacher to kids and stuff. And it's like, you know, it's like really like, you know, you get you get more you get more out of it that way a little bit.
00:47:13
28dongslater
You get more invested in him as a person than you would with Bruce.
00:47:14
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:17
AssholeSweatlord
and it's really And it's really interesting. like And i't I don't know if this... I don't even think this is ah like actually a spoiler, but like the like the the weird twist is like like um like his rogues gallery is like his friends that he grew up with.
00:47:33
AssholeSweatlord
So like, Selina, Waylon, Killer Croc, Penguin, and Riddler are like his childhood friends that you know that he grew up with.
00:47:33
Steve-O
o
00:47:38
28dongslater
It
00:47:45
AssholeSweatlord
So it's like, They're not actually like those characters right off the bat, but like, I don't know how they're going to do it.
00:47:51
28dongslater
it it it gives me Buffy vibes quite a bit.
00:47:53
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah. They're like a Scooby gang. Like he, like that's his, like, that's, that's his, you know, his special, like, um, and don't want to say special ability, but like his, like his end.
00:48:05
28dongslater
It's this variable...
00:48:06
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah. His engine, like his engine that, that makes it possible for him to do stuff. Like, you like killer croc runs a boxing gym. So like, that's how he learns how to fight. this is basically like if Jack Murdoch became Batman, like that, or if Matt, I guess if Matt Murdoch, yeah, like, cause like that, like that guy, like Killer Croc taught him how to fight, you know, and, and, and Ed, Ed Nigma, Ed, Eddie's like, uh, like a computer whiz or something like he, you know, Ozzy is, you know, like dipping his toes in in the criminal underground a little bit.
00:48:19
28dongslater
a little bit yeah
00:48:19
DeeBo
You
00:48:20
Steve-O
That's kind of sick.
00:48:37
AssholeSweatlord
He like, he's kind of like,
00:48:37
28dongslater
but he's just like he's this info man like he's the guy who knows what's going on in the underworld mm-hmm
00:48:40
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, he's the ear of the ground. Yeah, it's like really, it's really, it's so so interesting, like, the dynamic. i really love I really love it. I love this Bruce Wayne.
00:48:50
28dongslater
I do too.
00:48:50
AssholeSweatlord
Like, i I love him so much. I want to hug him. He looks like a great hugger, Chris. He's just a big fucking teddy bear, dude, that that maims his victim.
00:48:59
28dongslater
And he... Dude, he's so brutal.
00:49:01
AssholeSweatlord
Dude, i was I was, a lot of people really, like, i was reading some ah some some of the, you know, because I'm i'm interested in how, like, the Batman,
00:49:02
28dongslater
He's so brutal. It's unbelievable. it's unbelievable
00:49:10
AssholeSweatlord
community like feels about this type of story like this type of like um because like you can call it elseworlds you call it like a reimagining or whatever i'll dude a bunch of the a bunch of the diehards like are are really not into it dude they really they they're like like some people are just like like you might as well just like what's the difference between him ripping ah a dude's hand off and like killing him like it's the same thing and it's like ah
00:49:20
28dongslater
Ultimates. It's like the Ultimates universe, right?
00:49:37
28dongslater
a
00:49:38
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:49:40
AssholeSweatlord
I don't know. I mean, because like, yeah, he's not killing them.
00:49:42
28dongslater
He's maiming people. I don't think he's killing people.
00:49:46
Steve-O
yeah
00:49:47
AssholeSweatlord
That's big because like that.
00:49:47
28dongslater
Right?
00:49:48
AssholeSweatlord
And you think about it, like if that's the line he doesn't want to cross, like like wouldn't you want to see him toe that line somehow? Like like what?
00:49:56
28dongslater
Well, that's why that's where that's where the Dark Knight Returns parallels come in.
00:49:57
AssholeSweatlord
it
00:50:00
AssholeSweatlord
right Exactly.
00:50:01
28dongslater
Because Dark Knight Returns Batman is crippling people.
00:50:02
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
00:50:05
28dongslater
Like, when he's fighting them.
00:50:05
AssholeSweatlord
yeah
00:50:06
28dongslater
Like, he's breaking spines and shit. So they can't fucking walk anymore.
00:50:10
AssholeSweatlord
He has a sniper rifle at one point.
00:50:14
28dongslater
He's got a sniper rifle and he's like tiptoeing on that little tightrope, you know, across the buildings.
00:50:20
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah. He is a chonker, too. Dark Knight Returns.
00:50:23
28dongslater
I think there's so many. There's like so many really interesting comparisons to the Dark Knight Returns in this.
00:50:29
AssholeSweatlord
And then alfred Alfred is in it, but he's not...
00:50:29
28dongslater
It's really cool.
00:50:32
AssholeSweatlord
He obviously doesn't have a butler, but he's like he's like an MI-6-8.
00:50:35
28dongslater
Don't tell him that.
00:50:36
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, okay.
00:50:36
28dongslater
No.
00:50:37
AssholeSweatlord
Sorry. Sorry.
00:50:38
Steve-O
Yes.
00:50:39
AssholeSweatlord
Well, I mean, it's, like, literally the first page of the comic. Like, you find out right right away.
00:50:41
28dongslater
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
00:50:44
AssholeSweatlord
Like, he's just a a guy that crossed paths with Bruce um because he's on a mission in in the city as well. um But it's, like, it's what they're doing with the city. like what Like, that's, like, the really interesting stuff that I don't want to spoil.
00:50:57
28dongslater
Yeah, absolutely.
00:50:57
AssholeSweatlord
Like, that like like that stuff is, like, really fucking dark. Like, it's dark, dude.
00:51:04
28dongslater
It's extremely dark and I, it plays so fucking well.
00:51:04
AssholeSweatlord
it's It's super dark, and it's, like, oh, man, like,
00:51:10
28dongslater
And I think, like I said on, on the discord, like it's everything that what was that?
00:51:11
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
00:51:15
28dongslater
Dark Knight tried to be, you know, with the fucking, the Batman who laughs, like it's all that edge, but with like a heart in the center
00:51:17
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:51:18
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
00:51:25
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah. And, and also without a leash too, you could say, cause they, cause you don't, they're not like tied down to like what needs, like what the, the pillars and the defining characteristics of, of Batman proper have to be, you know, like,
00:51:29
28dongslater
yeah
00:51:41
AssholeSweatlord
Like, you know, they're they're like Scott Snyder's able to just fucking do whatever he wants with this. And like, it's like, oh, if I were making Batman from the ground up, like, what would it be like?
00:51:53
AssholeSweatlord
And this seems like a.
00:51:54
28dongslater
Definitely.
00:51:55
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, I haven't read i haven't read any of Absolute Superman yet. i kind of want to like I'm still holding off on that just because I know it's very different.
00:52:03
28dongslater
I've read ah Absolute.
00:52:04
AssholeSweatlord
And I don't want to tarnish my viewpoint of Superman before. I don't want to get married to this absolute Superman before the movie comes out and not like the movie.
00:52:13
28dongslater
Yeah, I get you. I'm kind of in the same boat.
00:52:17
AssholeSweatlord
But what I read, though, was interesting. The one thing that I did read on the premise of Absolute Superman is that he lands on Earth from Krypton as an adult. He's not a baby when he gets here.
00:52:28
28dongslater
Hmm.
00:52:29
AssholeSweatlord
And I was like, oh, that's cool. That's kind of interesting.
00:52:32
28dongslater
Yeah, that changes everything, really.
00:52:32
AssholeSweatlord
But like and and I read I read a spoiler free review of the of that, too. And they're like, you think that they're going to they're going to like it's so different and blah, blah, blah. But like they really nailed what it's almost like absolutely Batman.
00:52:44
AssholeSweatlord
Like they really nail what the character means. And it's it's it's interesting to see that them drastically change the origin of character and still yeah and still get it, you know, still get it right.
00:52:54
28dongslater
like Dude! it's It's working in Martian Manhunter, an absolute Martian Manhunter, and it's fucking...
00:53:00
AssholeSweatlord
I read the preview i read the preview of that in one of that at the end of one of the Batman issues, but I didn't read i didn't read any issues of that yet.
00:53:09
28dongslater
That is more, like, stylistic than I think the others are. Like, it's it's it's beautiful art, but I think it's nailing Martian Manhunter better than, I think, any solo Martian Manhunter book I've ever read, dude.
00:53:23
28dongslater
Like, it's...
00:53:24
AssholeSweatlord
What's the premise of that? like what's What's his thing? What's the...
00:53:27
28dongslater
So the, the whole,
00:53:28
AssholeSweatlord
Because it's it's described as a psychological thriller. like That's what people say that the book is.
00:53:33
28dongslater
so the, the premise, the, the premise is uh, it's an FBI profiler explodes, blows up in a, in a warehouse.
00:53:33
AssholeSweatlord
Which is not but a superhero action story.
00:53:45
28dongslater
There's like a bomb, like a suicide bomber blows up. And this being, uh, enters his body, protects him from the blasts. And shows him what's like really going on on earth.
00:53:59
28dongslater
Like basically saying like I am not from earth. I am this consciousness. And he sees people's thoughts as smoke. Because he's constantly smoking cigarettes too.
00:54:11
AssholeSweatlord
Interesting.
00:54:12
28dongslater
And I think it takes place in the 60s. So he's constantly smoking. And there's smoke. And you could see like words in the smoke. were like where where he's walking down the street and he's seeing like people's thoughts, basically, in front of his face.
00:54:26
28dongslater
But he's part of this division of the FBI, which is stoistic terrorism, which is basically, like, the whole idea is, like, people, that like, spree shooters, like, single people that go crazy and just start killing people
00:54:32
AssholeSweatlord
What?
00:54:35
AssholeSweatlord
What?
00:54:42
28dongslater
for no reason. Like they're, they're, they're motivated by outside forces, but they're a lone gunman or a lone murderer. And they only kill like one person or two people, but it's still considered terrorism.
00:54:57
28dongslater
And it's about learning those people. It's like Mindhunter. It's about like understanding where that comes from.
00:55:02
AssholeSweatlord
Okay.
00:55:03
28dongslater
And there's like this cool, Supernatural aspect to it. Which I don't want to reveal. To why these weird. like terror Like single people. Are just going crazy and killing people.
00:55:16
28dongslater
For no reason.
00:55:16
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, stochastic.
00:55:18
28dongslater
Stochastic.
00:55:18
AssholeSweatlord
Stochastic.
00:55:19
28dongslater
Stochastic.
00:55:20
AssholeSweatlord
ah So it's like it's like random like random standalone like no like not non serial killers, I guess is like non-matic.
00:55:22
28dongslater
Exactly.
00:55:28
28dongslater
Exactly.
00:55:29
AssholeSweatlord
Okay, that's interesting.
00:55:30
28dongslater
People that just. Break and then kill. Somebody almost like without even realizing it
00:55:35
AssholeSweatlord
And there's like no theme and there's no like there's no pattern or anything.
00:55:38
28dongslater
No motive.
00:55:39
AssholeSweatlord
Right?
00:55:39
28dongslater
No motive.
00:55:40
AssholeSweatlord
Interesting.
00:55:41
28dongslater
And he's trying to understand that and there's something else going on which I won't spoil which is really cool. But I will say i think the standalone one i think the best I've read thus far is Absolute Wonder Woman.
00:55:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:55:57
AssholeSweatlord
i read the I read the first issue of that and it was it was it was a fucking banger, dude.
00:56:02
DeeBo
who's ah Who's writing Wonder Woman?
00:56:02
AssholeSweatlord
That first issue.
00:56:04
28dongslater
I don't
00:56:04
AssholeSweatlord
Kelly Thompson, I think, is her name. She's like a ah like and not like a novelist. A writer. Oh, no, no.
00:56:12
28dongslater
it
00:56:13
AssholeSweatlord
She did Gemma in the Hologna.
00:56:15
28dongslater
There is a moment where Wonder Woman, Absolute Wonder Woman, is fighting a giant monster. And she's like a magician in this, like um like a with like a witch, basically.
00:56:26
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, because she's brought up by Cersei.
00:56:28
28dongslater
By Cersei, who's like in hell, by the way.
00:56:28
AssholeSweatlord
She was raised by Cersei. Yeah.
00:56:32
28dongslater
That's the difference.
00:56:32
AssholeSweatlord
but She has magic. Yeah, so she has magic.
00:56:34
28dongslater
she was She was raised in hell instead of Themyscira. And she learned magic. And she has Athena's blade. And she's fighting a kaiju, basically.
00:56:45
28dongslater
This giant monster that's settled outside of, I think it's called Middle City or something. She's killing the thing. Anyway, she takes her sword, which is already really big. It looks like gut sword.
00:56:58
28dongslater
And she's like, I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner.
00:57:01
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:57:01
28dongslater
And she just puts her hands over the sword and says something. And the sword grows like the size of like ah skyscraper.
00:57:11
AssholeSweatlord
but
00:57:11
Steve-O
What?
00:57:12
28dongslater
And she drops it on top of the fucking kaiju.
00:57:14
AssholeSweatlord
That's dope.
00:57:16
28dongslater
It is so cool. So cool.
00:57:21
AssholeSweatlord
That's dope.
00:57:21
28dongslater
And she has a bag of holding.
00:57:24
Steve-O
Oh, that's fun.
00:57:26
28dongslater
She has, like, multiple lassos that do multiple different things. Oh, man. Ah, it's... And Wonder Woman... The way she's written, she's basically like, there are fiends in hell and demons and they all love her.
00:57:45
28dongslater
Like she's just so kind to them and she takes care of them. Like all these little demon creatures are always surrounding her in hell.
00:57:52
AssholeSweatlord
Well, because, yeah, because in the beginning, in the beginning, there are all these little demons, are I guess, are being sent by Zeus or whatever try and kill her. But she, like, she stops them.
00:58:01
28dongslater
Befriends them.
00:58:02
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah. And then, like, like she, like, takes care of them. And then I guess they feel bad. Maybe maybe that's what happens. But that because she's caring.
00:58:08
28dongslater
Dude, she can speak to animals. She can speak to every animal. She can speak to demons. Like, she just talks to them. And she can, like, reason with them. Which is the coolest thing in the world. I like reading that is so neat.
00:58:23
DeeBo
Have you guys read um the lead-in? It's called a DC All-In Special One.
00:58:29
AssholeSweatlord
No, but I see that tag on everything.
00:58:30
28dongslater
No.
00:58:31
AssholeSweatlord
What is DC All In?
00:58:31
DeeBo
Yeah, well, it's it's basically, it's like the, it's like the,
00:58:32
AssholeSweatlord
Do I need to read that first?
00:58:36
AssholeSweatlord
All In Special Number 1.
00:58:38
DeeBo
yeah, it establishes how the universe came to be formed.
00:58:38
AssholeSweatlord
Let me see. What is this?
00:58:44
28dongslater
Interesting. I didn't, it's the event, right? That happened before this.
00:58:46
DeeBo
Yeah, like, I don't know how, um like,
00:58:48
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, so this is like... Alright, so these aren't... This isn't Elseworlds. This is like the Ultimates, basically. It's its its own his own universe shared universe.
00:58:54
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. Like, this is like the, it's like the, ah what's the comparison i'm trying to make? Like, the the Green Lantern Sinestro War issue.
00:59:05
DeeBo
That was just like the kickoff to everything.
00:59:06
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, like, ah yeah.
00:59:08
28dongslater
Oh, and countdown to infinite crisis too.
00:59:09
AssholeSweatlord
Or Countdown to Infinite Crisis, like that thing.
00:59:10
DeeBo
Yeah, like, countdown, right? It's like, hey, this is like that.
00:59:12
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
00:59:14
DeeBo
You know, this at least gives you the, like, why are you why are we here?
00:59:14
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, we got I guess we got to read that.
00:59:17
28dongslater
I guess I don't care.
00:59:18
AssholeSweatlord
I guess we got to read that.
00:59:19
28dongslater
guess I don't care.
00:59:19
DeeBo
Wait, does that...
00:59:20
Steve-O
you
00:59:20
DeeBo
Yeah, i mean, yeah, you definitely don't have to. But, um like, for me, i was like, I have to read that. Like, for my reading habit, I'm like, I need to know why we're here.
00:59:31
28dongslater
i i think I kind of know some of it.
00:59:31
DeeBo
Like, it
00:59:33
28dongslater
I think the whole premise of this, it was like the synopsis was told to me, was Darkseid gets a hold of the anti-life equation. And he basically rewrites reality.
00:59:45
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, man, this is losing this is losing me, Chris. This is losing me already.
00:59:47
28dongslater
And i'm like I'm like, I don't care.
00:59:48
AssholeSweatlord
This is losing me already. I hate this.
00:59:51
Steve-O
We shift.
00:59:52
28dongslater
All
00:59:52
AssholeSweatlord
Just give me Chonker Batman and his and his fucking his friend.
00:59:55
AssholeSweatlord
His friend of Scooby friends.
00:59:56
28dongslater
I know is Darkseid did DC a huge favor because these things are great.
01:00:01
AssholeSweatlord
Well, maybe I'll read that.
01:00:01
DeeBo
we
01:00:02
AssholeSweatlord
I might be interested.
01:00:03
DeeBo
thea The DC...
01:00:04
AssholeSweatlord
But is it is it a lot of is there a lot of Superman stuff in there?
01:00:05
DeeBo
don't
01:00:07
AssholeSweatlord
Maybe I won't read it yet, but... um
01:00:09
DeeBo
know. I have no idea. The DC app, is there a... um Is there like a... Not an event, but is there like a... Like the Marvel app, was like...
01:00:19
AssholeSweatlord
me open it.
01:00:19
DeeBo
event orders or like a reading order and things like that.
01:00:23
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, I think so. because It threw Wonder Woman at me right after I was done with Batman.
01:00:24
28dongslater
Something like that.
01:00:30
AssholeSweatlord
It was like, read this. But it doesn't... Let me see. let me see if if they have...
01:00:33
DeeBo
I know I'm like,
01:00:37
28dongslater
So I have.
01:00:37
DeeBo
I'm trying to convince myself to download it again, but I'm like, you'd be paid for two fucking comments.
01:00:40
AssholeSweatlord
Just download it, dude. Just download it
01:00:43
DeeBo
I barely do the one dude.
01:00:44
AssholeSweatlord
What? and so Just download it. Do the 7 day free trial and read Batman. That's it.
01:00:50
DeeBo
i
01:00:50
28dongslater
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
01:00:50
AssholeSweatlord
That's all you gotta do. Just do that.
01:00:52
DeeBo
But, like, can I get it? Because I already had a... You know, I signed up when we all signed up. Way back then.
01:00:59
AssholeSweatlord
No, it's different. I had to make a new...
01:01:00
28dongslater
I got mine.
01:01:01
AssholeSweatlord
i make an Oh no, it says I was a member since June 2019. I
01:01:06
DeeBo
Yeah, so, I mean, you didn't get... But did you get the free week or whatever?
01:01:09
28dongslater
Actually, I'm not sure.
01:01:09
DeeBo
Did you just have to eat shit?
01:01:10
AssholeSweatlord
i still got the free week, yeah.
01:01:10
DeeBo
All right, let me...
01:01:12
AssholeSweatlord
Of Ultra.
01:01:13
28dongslater
i think I did too.
01:01:15
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, but I... It's not like it it was connected to comiXology or anything, which is what we had before.
01:01:20
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:01:21
AssholeSweatlord
but We had the greatest system before, and Amazon went away from us.
01:01:23
28dongslater
I definitely, I've had, I had old issues on here from what I've read like five years ago, i think. Like, I could tell where I stopped.
01:01:31
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, because we did jump back in a little bit, but I think we were separate at that time. But it still gave me the free seven days of Ultra.
01:01:38
28dongslater
Yeah. Yeah, me too. Me too.
01:01:41
AssholeSweatlord
So...
01:01:42
28dongslater
Goddamn. Absolutely one-on-one. Holy fucking shit, dude.
01:01:45
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, the the first issue was like was amazing.
01:01:46
28dongslater
John, you gotta read that. Dude.
01:01:47
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, I mean, i planned I planned on reading it today, like the rest of it, but but I didn't get a chance to.
01:01:54
28dongslater
I got to a spicy... icy part of it
01:01:57
DeeBo
A little spicy, yeah.
01:01:57
AssholeSweatlord
Spicy?
01:01:58
DeeBo
It's daddy,
01:01:59
28dongslater
Woohoo!
01:01:59
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, shit.
01:01:59
28dongslater
Holy shit, dude. Something that happened.
01:02:02
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, so from from what I'm reading, it looks like Zack... Oh, excuse me.
01:02:06
DeeBo
<unk> zady dude.
01:02:07
AssholeSweatlord
Scott Snyder is overseeing the this whole absolute universe all in thing so like he's because uh because i guess they're doing hush too and i could not be like i could not be less interested in reading a sequel to hush right now you know like i don't know if it's good um and i'm not yeah i'm not really like i'm not really trying i'm not really trying
01:02:18
28dongslater
I'm in. I'm in, baby.
01:02:26
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, I heard about a Hush 2.
01:02:31
28dongslater
Yeah, I don't care about that either.
01:02:35
DeeBo
Wait, do you guys have do you guys have the standard or the ultra plan?
01:02:39
AssholeSweatlord
ultra dog
01:02:39
28dongslater
Ultra, ultra.
01:02:40
DeeBo
Dude, that's like four extra dot 30 days, six months.
01:02:41
28dongslater
And I and i got DC Go.
01:02:43
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, but you get 38. Yeah, the non-ultra is like it's like six months after.
01:02:49
DeeBo
All I'm going to see if I can get this.
01:02:50
AssholeSweatlord
ah
01:02:50
28dongslater
Yo, there's literally a series called Nothing But Nightwing and but spell with two Ts.
01:02:55
DeeBo
Hell yeah, dude.
01:02:55
AssholeSweatlord
Really? Hell yeah!
01:02:56
28dongslater
Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
01:02:57
Steve-O
We're all about Dick Grayson's butt. That's wild.
01:03:02
28dongslater
wow devin get this nothing but nightwing
01:03:02
AssholeSweatlord
Oh yeah, I gotta read DC 1 million too.
01:03:04
Steve-O
are we Are we the DC editors? Did we secretly become the editors at DC and we just didn't know?
01:03:11
28dongslater
let me tell you something they're throwing everything against the wall with this absolute series and most of it's sticking so i have to imagine it yeah
01:03:18
AssholeSweatlord
No, but it's like, it's interesting because it's fresh, you know? Like, it's fresh and it's like, and I don't, ah there's no expectations. So it's like, like, I'm not expecting to see Robin anytime soon. And I don't have to care about Jason Todd coming back from the dead and then dying again.
01:03:33
AssholeSweatlord
Or, you know, like, Batman being the dad of a family.
01:03:35
28dongslater
Yeah, there's all that lore. All that baggage is gone.
01:03:38
AssholeSweatlord
Like, yeah like, and that's cool. That shit's cool. Like, I'm not, like, super against that, but, like, It's also like a real fucking, it's like a gatekeeping tool of like, like trying to get back in.
01:03:51
AssholeSweatlord
It's like, oh, do I have to read this? or Do I have to read this? i have to read this to know what happened here?
01:03:54
28dongslater
Absolutely.
01:03:54
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:03:55
DeeBo
I mean, dude, I'll be honest. Like, that is 100% my problem. I've been reading, ah you know, I've had the Marvel app, which is great. Like, ah I think it's a really good, like, comic app, right?
01:04:06
DeeBo
But, like, i have been basically revisiting all the arcs that I felt like have been relevant.
01:04:13
AssholeSweatlord
That you missed out. Yeah, and like, what you fucking wast you're fucking...
01:04:15
DeeBo
Not even missed out. Dude, I'm just catching, up I'm, like, reminding myself.
01:04:19
AssholeSweatlord
You're fucking wasting your time. I think you're wasting your time and brain cells going in.
01:04:20
28dongslater
I didn't have to say I didn't have
01:04:20
DeeBo
Well, I didn't, no, I'm not my time.
01:04:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:04:25
DeeBo
Although i did read I did read an all-time bad one recently.
01:04:26
AssholeSweatlord
are
01:04:29
DeeBo
I read Axis, dude. It's terrible.
01:04:32
28dongslater
to say it.
01:04:33
AssholeSweatlord
Like, don't you want to read funky chunk Chunky Aura Batman right now?
01:04:34
28dongslater
I
01:04:37
AssholeSweatlord
Don't you want to see Big Chunky Boy?
01:04:39
DeeBo
I just, I just, it says you're in. Thank you for becoming a subscriber.
01:04:42
AssholeSweatlord
Big Chunky... big big chunky boy fucking chop the hands off of his enemies.
01:04:46
DeeBo
Yeah, dude. and I'm in the...
01:04:48
28dongslater
didn't have to say it.
01:04:48
AssholeSweatlord
Like, come on. It's so sick.
01:04:52
DeeBo
Oh, dude, dude, wait.
01:04:52
28dongslater
I love his suit, dude.
01:04:53
DeeBo
So the last comic I was reading, right?
01:04:54
28dongslater
His suit fucking rocks, man.
01:04:56
DeeBo
The last comic I was reading, it looks like I got not even a third of the way in. Dark Knight 3, The Master Race, number one.
01:05:04
Steve-O
oh my god dude devon
01:05:04
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, God.
01:05:04
28dongslater
Oh, that sounds so bad.
01:05:05
DeeBo
And I...
01:05:06
AssholeSweatlord
yeah Yeah, that makes...
01:05:07
DeeBo
That must have been real fucking bad. Terrible.
01:05:09
AssholeSweatlord
how you How are you not deleting the app right now just seeing that?
01:05:13
28dongslater
good
01:05:13
AssholeSweatlord
That's crazy.
01:05:15
28dongslater
um All right. So long it story short, absolute DC wine is, is, is wonderful.
01:05:19
DeeBo
terrible
01:05:20
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, me and Chris are back in, baby.
01:05:22
28dongslater
We're back in
01:05:22
AssholeSweatlord
We're back in.
01:05:23
28dongslater
um I don't see me getting out until they stop writing this. This is so much fun.
01:05:28
Steve-O
Hell yeah. All right.
01:05:29
AssholeSweatlord
Well, okay, so here's here's here's the question that's... that's let me Let me ask you this, Chris, because this is the question that's floating around the communities that love Absolutely Batman. People are torn between whether or not they want it to keep going forever, or they want it to have ah like ah an an actual stoppoint and the stop point.
01:05:48
28dongslater
no
01:05:49
AssholeSweatlord
for the
01:05:49
28dongslater
Keep going forever.
01:05:50
AssholeSweatlord
You want it to keep going forever?
01:05:51
28dongslater
Ultimate, ultimate, ultimate series.
01:05:51
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, you want it to be the ultimate universe. Yeah.
01:05:54
28dongslater
Ultimate universe. They can do whatever they want in this one and they have to stick.
01:05:57
DeeBo
What about when they meet?
01:05:59
AssholeSweatlord
you know what would be cool? like Five, six, seven years down the line, like they make an animated series out of this. like I would watch the shit out of this, dude.
01:06:04
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:06:05
DeeBo
Oh, 100%, dude.
01:06:05
28dongslater
ha
01:06:06
Steve-O
e
01:06:07
28dongslater
I would too.
01:06:07
DeeBo
Dude, especially with the clip with with the clip DC Animated goes in, dude.
01:06:07
AssholeSweatlord
I would watch... i would i
01:06:11
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:06:12
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, God, dude. Like, I would fuck, I would, I would eat that, I would eat this shit up, dude.
01:06:13
DeeBo
Surprised we haven't already gotten one.
01:06:15
28dongslater
yeah
01:06:17
28dongslater
i would too
01:06:17
AssholeSweatlord
Fucking chunky, but chunky Batman fucking axing hands off of people.
01:06:22
AssholeSweatlord
Like, give me that.
01:06:22
28dongslater
25-year-old Batman all young and fat.
01:06:24
AssholeSweatlord
No, he even has, like, he, like, this isn't a spoiler either, but, like, his cave has a weird, like, like, cable thing.
01:06:31
28dongslater
I love
01:06:33
AssholeSweatlord
So, like, when he, like, hangs off of buildings, he looks like an actual bat, like, hooking on, hooking on to something in a cave.
01:06:36
DeeBo
Thank you.
01:06:37
28dongslater
it so much. Well, he's got he's got the the weird hooks that Batwings have now, finally.
01:06:42
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, dude, it's so cool. Like, I want to buy an action figure of it.
01:06:45
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:06:47
AssholeSweatlord
the last The last time I was this excited about reading comic was when I read The Last Ronin.
01:06:47
28dongslater
Yeah, me too.
01:06:54
AssholeSweatlord
When did I read that?
01:06:54
28dongslater
Oh my god.
01:06:55
AssholeSweatlord
Like, two or three years ago?
01:06:55
28dongslater
Yeah, I read that about a year ago. That one.
01:06:58
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, something like that. And that's Big Chunky Turtle, Turtle Man. This is Big Chunky Batman.
01:07:04
28dongslater
I know. so about
01:07:06
AssholeSweatlord
Fat boy.
01:07:07
28dongslater
And let me tell you Wonder Woman also got noticeably bigger too. She's big now.
01:07:12
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, she's she's a bit she's a big girl. yeah like she I mean, she's an Amazon, right? So it's like, it only makes sense for that.
01:07:17
28dongslater
Mm-hmm.
01:07:19
AssholeSweatlord
And, you know, and like the Batman thing, like the fear aspect, like imagine a fucking big bulky dude, like like fucking walking through, like that's scary, dude.
01:07:29
28dongslater
Oh, God, no.
01:07:29
AssholeSweatlord
That would freak some, anybody out.
01:07:31
28dongslater
Yeah, that would freak me out. That man's gigantic.
01:07:32
DeeBo
like but if ben affleck was batman he was in that jack suit i know no he's enormous dude
01:07:35
AssholeSweatlord
Dude, this is like, he's like triple the size of Ben Affleck though.
01:07:38
28dongslater
Yeah, he's he's grossly big.
01:07:38
AssholeSweatlord
Like this dude is like gigantic.
01:07:41
28dongslater
He's grossly big. And that's really a big draw.
01:07:45
AssholeSweatlord
there And Devin, this is again, this isn't a spoiler, but there's like a little sequence in there of him lifting weights too.
01:07:45
28dongslater
That's so cool.
01:07:51
DeeBo
course
01:07:51
AssholeSweatlord
And like rage lifting weights. And you're going love it.
01:07:55
28dongslater
Mm-hmm.
01:07:55
AssholeSweatlord
I think, like, I think this comic was written specifically for you, Devin.
01:07:58
28dongslater
Mm-hmm.
01:08:00
DeeBo
but
01:08:00
AssholeSweatlord
i I honestly, I honestly really, really believe that.
01:08:03
DeeBo
Listen, man, it, it, it, my eyebrows were raised for sure.
01:08:03
Steve-O
This is for you, Davin.
01:08:06
DeeBo
But first I'm going to have to read all those other DC arcs before.
01:08:10
28dongslater
Jesus Christ.
01:08:10
AssholeSweatlord
Well, yeah, when you when you read when you read the all that DC All-In issue, like let me know.
01:08:10
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:08:15
DeeBo
yeah
01:08:15
AssholeSweatlord
Let me know if it's if it's like necessary.
01:08:17
DeeBo
I'm actually on the website and I'm like kind of clicking through it a little bit in a,
01:08:22
28dongslater
I'll be honest with you. I do not like the app very much.
01:08:23
AssholeSweatlord
yo, get the... Also, fucking...
01:08:25
28dongslater
I really don't.
01:08:28
AssholeSweatlord
Penny for your thoughts as well. like Absolute Batman was the number one best-selling comic book of 2024. looked it i looked it all
01:08:36
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:08:36
28dongslater
Oh, that makes sense.
01:08:37
DeeBo
Just look at him.
01:08:37
28dongslater
That makes sense.
01:08:37
Steve-O
Oh.
01:08:38
DeeBo
He's enormous.
01:08:40
AssholeSweatlord
like spider like I think so Ultimate Spider-Man was up there as well. There's there's a ranking somewhere.
01:08:44
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:08:45
AssholeSweatlord
but that That had a huge resurgence as last year as as well. I don't know if you're if you're reading that, Devin, but ah Ultimate...
01:08:51
DeeBo
I'm not reading. I'm aware of it, which is actually a cool concept too.
01:08:53
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
01:08:54
DeeBo
It's like, what if Peter Parker got bit by the spider when he's like in his like mid to late twenties and he's already married and has kids.
01:09:03
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, Not a Kid.
01:09:04
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:05
AssholeSweatlord
interesting. Interesting.
01:09:06
Steve-O
Mm.
01:09:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:09:08
28dongslater
Everybody's shaking it up.
01:09:09
Steve-O
Shake it up a little bit.
01:09:09
AssholeSweatlord
Shaking it up. I mean, that's what we need, right?
01:09:10
28dongslater
this
01:09:11
DeeBo
Well, God, wait, you know you know they're doing it again, right?
01:09:12
AssholeSweatlord
That's what we need.
01:09:14
DeeBo
the The DC Marvel crossover. Like, there's one coming up.
01:09:18
AssholeSweatlord
Why?
01:09:20
28dongslater
God damn it.
01:09:21
DeeBo
I don't know what.
01:09:21
AssholeSweatlord
Why are they spoiling... Oh, yeah. Why are they fucking contaminating the pools?
01:09:23
28dongslater
What do you mean why?
01:09:24
DeeBo
yeah would give you Money!
01:09:24
28dongslater
I thought you were going to say, right?
01:09:25
DeeBo
shoot. Yeah.
01:09:27
AssholeSweatlord
Who's...
01:09:28
Steve-O
Money!
01:09:29
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, shit. jo Dude, Hickman's writing Ultimate Spider-Man? That's cool. So it's probably pretty good.
01:09:34
DeeBo
oh shoot now you'll be doing yeah
01:09:37
28dongslater
right, fellas. Well, I also watched two movies and played video game over this week. I watched The Phoenician Scheme and I watched Friendship over over this past week.
01:09:48
DeeBo
Okay.
01:09:51
DeeBo
Ooh, I'm glad you watched both of those.
01:09:54
28dongslater
um And both were good. I'd say they're both firmly in the good category. i think I liked, I actually think I liked Phoenician Scheme a little more than Friendship.
01:10:06
28dongslater
um ah just thought I thought it was...
01:10:08
DeeBo
man.
01:10:11
28dongslater
I laughed a lot watching both, if I'm honest.
01:10:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:10:14
28dongslater
They're both really funny movies.
01:10:15
DeeBo
It's just like,
01:10:19
DeeBo
i don't know. Again, my issue with Phoenician Scheme isn't so much like that it's bad because I don't think it's bad at all. I think it's actually pretty good.
01:10:27
28dongslater
I think it's really silly.
01:10:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:10:29
28dongslater
It's like over...
01:10:30
DeeBo
it's just It's just more like, ah you know, it's the same
01:10:34
28dongslater
Devin, that fight scene at the end is so funny. I fucking was dying watching that.
01:10:40
DeeBo
But listen, did any of them did any of them try to eat the SEAL Team 6 meal by themselves?
01:10:41
28dongslater
was so awkward.
01:10:46
DeeBo
It's fucking obscene, dude.
01:10:46
28dongslater
Okay, that was funny too. Why I order all this fucking food?
01:10:50
DeeBo
I can't eat all this fucking shit. So goddamn funny.
01:10:57
28dongslater
i think the the thing I was kind of like pulled back a little bit is he was funny. Craig, what was his name?
01:11:02
DeeBo
Yeah, ah Tim Robinson?
01:11:03
28dongslater
What's his name?
01:11:03
DeeBo
Tim Robinson?
01:11:04
28dongslater
Tim Robinson. But I don't think like Paul Rudd was particularly funny in it. Like I, he played it very.
01:11:09
DeeBo
He plays a little bit of a, he's like a pseudo straight man.
01:11:13
28dongslater
Yeah. Yeah. Very much. I mean, the weather man stuff was funny ish, but like it's mostly just Tim Robinson being a goon, you know?
01:11:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:11:24
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:11:24
DeeBo
Yeah. Like, like again, it like ah from a few weeks ago when I, when I was talking about, when I saw it, it is like a big, it seemed like a season four, like an unofficial season four.
01:11:33
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:11:36
28dongslater
and I get the story and it's kind of fun. Like the ending is kind of fun.
01:11:41
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
01:11:42
28dongslater
but Like that's just insane. And you that's how it was all kind of going to go.
01:11:48
DeeBo
exactly.
01:11:48
28dongslater
Like eventually it was going to get to that point. um Yeah, but I just, i thought there's a lot in the fusion scheme that I that i liked. i I still am enthralled by his cinematography.
01:12:01
28dongslater
Like that opening credits scene is beautiful.
01:12:02
DeeBo
Yeah, no, it's not it's not like it's bad. It's just... I don't know. I just wish he would switch it up a little bit, but he's very comfortable doing that.
01:12:10
28dongslater
It's like, here's the deal. Every time i have that thought in my head when I go to watch these movies, but when they start going, like I'm i'm just always engaged, you know, it's like, yeah, of course that thought's there.
01:12:20
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:12:24
28dongslater
But as the movie is happening in front of me, it's kind of, I don't think about it. Like I just take it for what it, for what it is, you know? And this one, I just, I like when he has deadbeat fathers in movies.
01:12:39
DeeBo
Yeah, right.
01:12:40
28dongslater
like those are always like the best, like the best characters in his movies are always the people that think they're really smart, but they're morons.
01:12:40
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:12:48
28dongslater
And he does that so well.
01:12:48
DeeBo
yeah
01:12:50
28dongslater
Like Steve Zizou, uh, Royal Tannenbaum and, and, uh, Zaza are all morons. You know, they're goofy human beings that are barely surviving in this world that they've created. Yeah.
01:13:07
28dongslater
And yeah, it's just something about the listing of who had to cover the gap like that kept cutting back to that. Like that was funny.
01:13:18
28dongslater
Like I just I'm in. I'm always, always in when I watched a Wes Anderson movie. I think they're they tickled my funny bone quite a bit. um Yeah, I really liked it. That I would say that is the good sit amongst the two.
01:13:36
28dongslater
the Phoenician scheme. I think if you like Tim Robinson, you're going to like friendship, but if you don't like it is nothing like, it's like the Tim and Eric movie.
01:13:44
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, that's very much like, yeah.
01:13:47
28dongslater
Like if you liked, like I love Tim and Eric and I like that movie just the same as I like friendship. Basically. I think they're very similar.
01:13:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:13:57
28dongslater
um but if you don't like Tim and Eric or Tim Robinson, those movies are awful. Like they're just so bad.
01:14:04
DeeBo
Yeah, you can't just be like, oh, this is going to change your mind.
01:14:08
28dongslater
Nah, no.
01:14:08
DeeBo
Like, no.
01:14:10
28dongslater
If anything, it's like their shows change your mind. Like you watch the show and you're into it. Watch the movie, not vice versa. Never vice versa. Yeah.
01:14:20
28dongslater
And then ah video game wise, I played system shock to the remaster.
01:14:25
DeeBo
Oh.
01:14:26
AssholeSweatlord
Whoa.
01:14:26
Steve-O
Wow. Throwback.
01:14:28
AssholeSweatlord
Old school.
01:14:29
DeeBo
Is that the yeah when they remade it, right?
01:14:29
28dongslater
I'm going deep. Yeah.
01:14:31
DeeBo
Or is that or did you just play the old?
01:14:32
28dongslater
It just, just, it is now on Steam, I guess. I don't know if that was like an issue where it wasn't, but I just saw it as a new game on my, in my library.
01:14:45
28dongslater
And, it was like, oh, fuck yeah. I never played it.
01:14:49
AssholeSweatlord
Fuck y'all, dude.
01:14:50
28dongslater
Let's give it a shot. And it is great. It's really great. It's like, it takes,
01:14:56
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:14:56
AssholeSweatlord
So it's better it's better than Bioshock? that what you said? Okay.
01:14:59
28dongslater
ah you know,
Gaming Nostalgia and Hideo Kojima's Predictions
01:15:01
DeeBo
Yes. Just a yes. It is probably.
01:15:01
28dongslater
the, I'm,
01:15:04
AssholeSweatlord
yeah
01:15:05
28dongslater
The funny thing is, when I'm playing that game, I'm not thinking of Bioshock. When I'm playing that game, I'm thinking of a role-playing game I'm playing right now called Mothership.
01:15:09
AssholeSweatlord
okay
01:15:13
28dongslater
It is Mothership as a video game. And Mothership is basically, well, the module I'm playing in Mothership is a crazy spaceship space station AI goes crazy and takes control of a giant ship.
01:15:32
28dongslater
It is literally system shocks to plot line. Like it was the same thing. They literally just gripped at it. And it's great. It's a wonderful plot line and it's scary as fuck.
01:15:44
28dongslater
And it's atmospheric. It's, I get where like a lot of these survival horror space games come from. It's, it's from this game, you know, it makes a lot of sense. I get the, it's the DNA, you know,
01:16:00
AssholeSweatlord
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
01:16:00
Steve-O
The blood.
01:16:01
28dongslater
Yeah, and it's dated, of course. it kind of plays like a better version of Doose X, I think. like that Doose X is just a mess of weird like stat tables and things you can do.
01:16:20
Steve-O
That was a lot. i I remember like kind of trying to get into Deus Ex and I thought it was super cool, but it was a lot.
01:16:27
28dongslater
I think this really kind of tones down the crunchy aspect of DSX when it comes to like role-playing, the role-playing aspects where you're upgrading your character and such.
01:16:35
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:16:38
28dongslater
And um yeah, it's just, there's this omnipresent AI that is furious with you. And then there's this weird thing called the flesh that is also communicating with you. Like it's, it's got a lot to say this video game, but which is cool.
01:16:56
28dongslater
I love games like that. So I'm still playing it review in, in transit. It's coming.
01:17:02
DeeBo
Isn't it cool, though, when you play like an old game and you're like fuck, this is good.
01:17:02
AssholeSweatlord
Are you guys...
01:17:06
28dongslater
Yeah, dude.
01:17:06
Steve-O
<unk> That's a Ken Levine original, right?
01:17:09
28dongslater
I think there's something to it
01:17:10
AssholeSweatlord
like when i played Like when I played Red Dead 2, was like, fuck, this is good.
01:17:12
DeeBo
you Yeah.
01:17:14
28dongslater
it.
01:17:15
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:17:15
28dongslater
It's like digging through your attic and finding something you didn't know you had. And you're like, oh, shit.
01:17:19
AssholeSweatlord
ah you guys going to play um Death Stranding 2? Because of all the good... like Apparently it's like one of the best games of the year.
01:17:25
DeeBo
I'm curious, but like I really feel like I need to play the first one, and I never did.
01:17:31
28dongslater
I never played the first one. I have no interest in playing second.
01:17:34
Steve-O
I played the first one.
01:17:35
DeeBo
You hate played the first one, right?
01:17:37
Steve-O
I tried. I bought it.
01:17:38
DeeBo
i You didn't beat it. He said, I'm good.
01:17:40
Steve-O
I was like, I went, oh, no, thanks.
01:17:43
AssholeSweatlord
walking simulator was in your thing?
01:17:46
Steve-O
I got pretty far into it. And then there was a point where I was like, I just don't really understand anything.
01:17:50
DeeBo
and i were you were You were like, I hate this game, but I can't stop thinking about
01:17:53
AssholeSweatlord
You saw one monster energy drink in the game and you gave up.
01:17:57
Steve-O
i was like, I'm out of here.
01:17:57
AssholeSweatlord
Dude.
01:17:59
Steve-O
no I got pretty.
01:18:00
AssholeSweatlord
These Corpo Slavs!
01:18:00
Steve-O
I got pretty deep in. I was making like highways and shit. And I was just like, I don't get this.
01:18:07
AssholeSweatlord
that sounds cool.
01:18:07
Steve-O
Like.
01:18:10
28dongslater
It doesn't make any fucking sense, man.
01:18:11
Steve-O
Because they. Like, you know, to be fair, you know, in hindsight, I played this in 2019.
01:18:14
28dongslater
i don't get it. i don't get it.
01:18:18
Steve-O
It probably would have been a little bit more prescient to play it in 2020.
01:18:22
28dongslater
during COVID you're saying?
01:18:23
Steve-O
Yeah, like the whole game is like everybody's locked up in their little bunkers and you're delivering stuff to them.
01:18:27
28dongslater
Ah.
01:18:28
Steve-O
And I was like, oh, yeah, OK, we did that the next year. don't
01:18:31
28dongslater
How does he know when things are going to happen?
01:18:34
Steve-O
know, man.
01:18:35
28dongslater
That is like, I will give him credit on that.
01:18:35
DeeBo
but
01:18:37
AssholeSweatlord
yeah He like just click calls it.
01:18:38
28dongslater
Like the meme shit, the meme shit in Metal Gear Solid 2 and the weird isolation shit in Death Stranding.
01:18:40
AssholeSweatlord
He calls it.
01:18:46
28dongslater
Like he just...
01:18:47
Steve-O
There's AI in MGS2.
01:18:49
AssholeSweatlord
Strands.
01:18:50
28dongslater
Yeah, dude. You're absolutely right.
01:18:54
Steve-O
He got a robocall.
01:18:56
28dongslater
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is... what is I don't know. Like he, you know what it is? He gets one thing right every game.
01:19:03
Steve-O
He does. And you're like, fuck.
01:19:04
28dongslater
And the rest of it is nonsense.
01:19:08
Steve-O
Fuck, he did kind of do it. I'm sure it's good. Like, that's the thing. Like, the games are always, like, top quality.
01:19:12
DeeBo
Listen, I just saw a clip where like some guy's just like in the desert and he looks up at the stars and Kojima's face is in there. In a fucking... What the hell is it called when see things in the stars?
01:19:28
DeeBo
ah
01:19:28
Steve-O
um
01:19:29
28dongslater
Mirage?
01:19:30
DeeBo
No, no, fuck. Constellation.
01:19:32
Steve-O
oh we constellations yeah that's funny
01:19:33
28dongslater
Oh, a consolation.
01:19:33
DeeBo
The constellation of fucking Kojima's face. And I'm like... ah God damn it's weird.
01:19:38
28dongslater
What the fuck is that?
01:19:39
DeeBo
It was a glorious weirdo, dude. Let me see if I can find it because it is pretty great.
01:19:44
28dongslater
I just, yeah, like, John, to answer your question, I have no, i don't have any understanding of what's going on in that game. I've tried watching some of the cutscenes. I don't know. I don't get it. Do you get it? Did you watch any of it, John?
01:19:57
28dongslater
Did you see any of that crap?
01:19:58
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, yeah. and None of none of it none of it makes any sense to me at all.
01:20:01
28dongslater
It's like, what the fuck is going on? Every scene is...
01:20:03
Steve-O
it
01:20:04
DeeBo
The only common clip I keep seeing is that pizza guy just doing fucking karate. And I'm like, what? What? And then, you know, that's kind it.
01:20:12
Steve-O
that pizza scene does look cool though. I'm like, Oh, that was cool.
01:20:15
28dongslater
It's like...
01:20:15
DeeBo
It looks neat, but you know.
01:20:16
28dongslater
He's sort of like Suda51, but Suda... Something about Suda51 is better. i don't i can't put my finger on it.
01:20:22
Steve-O
Hmm. I know people who played the first one and hated it when they played the, um, death stranding gold edition or whatever it was. The, like the release they did like years later, they absolutely loved it.
01:20:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:20:35
Steve-O
So that might've been like the extra, the extra glue that game needed.
01:20:40
28dongslater
but Does that explain anything better?
01:20:42
Steve-O
Maybe. i I think it might add like whole new sections and stuff. so i have
01:20:48
28dongslater
guess. I don't know.
01:20:49
Steve-O
i have no excuse because just because i I played it. I was like, I don't have an interest in this. I think paul Paul played it and loved it.
01:20:57
28dongslater
Yeah, he beat it.
01:20:58
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:20:58
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
01:20:59
28dongslater
He likes it quite a bit. I mean, I'm just, I feel like there's something there that I'm not getting. If I get it, I'd be like, oh, but like, I don't have one. I don't care to do that.
01:21:10
Steve-O
This is the... the time where I miss game rentals. I miss being able to go to Blockbuster, rent a game, play it for the weekend.
01:21:14
28dongslater
ah
01:21:18
Steve-O
And then you'll be like, all right, I'm done. There we go.
01:21:22
DeeBo
Yeah, i found that I took a bath in Death Stranding 2, looked up in the sky and saw Hideo Kojima. Please never change. I was like, okay.
01:21:33
DeeBo
I don't know. Okay.
01:21:35
28dongslater
Did David Lynch your video games?
01:21:37
DeeBo
Yeah, pretty much. Man, I will say the glow up between Death Stranding 1 and 2 graphic-wise is pretty insane.
01:21:46
28dongslater
It looks great. There's no doubt.
01:21:48
DeeBo
It's like, but like, I thought, I thought one looked great. And then, you know, it's kind of one of those things where you're like, so well you you know, you're, you're grasping for inches instead of, you know, like great leaps between generations.
01:22:01
DeeBo
But then I look at a picture like this and I'm like, oh, nevermind. That's pretty, that's pretty crazy.
01:22:07
DeeBo
Like that's what twenty nineteen what 2019, 2025. I mean, you know, it's a different machine too, right?
01:22:07
Steve-O
How many years has it been?
01:22:14
Steve-O
Six years.
01:22:16
DeeBo
Six years.
01:22:17
Steve-O
Six year graphical leap.
01:22:18
DeeBo
Different, yeah, different console.
01:22:18
Steve-O
That's ah that's crazy.
01:22:20
DeeBo
Like, that's...
01:22:21
28dongslater
It's lipstick on a weirdo, Devin.
01:22:23
DeeBo
Listen, I'm saying he looks really weird and now he looks more like him his weird self.
01:22:29
Steve-O
Yeah, I heard. him Apparently ah there is a credit for Nintendo. um Nintendo um motion pictures or something.
01:22:40
AssholeSweatlord
What?
01:22:41
Steve-O
ah Because the ah the the green screen sort of studio that they had for motion capture got bought by Nintendo. And ah so supposedly just now, you know, there's a credit that Death Stranding has a Nintendo.
01:22:51
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:22:58
Steve-O
ah Connection.
01:22:59
28dongslater
Oh boy.
01:23:00
DeeBo
And also, yeah and also apparently if you log on to the game on your birthday,
01:23:00
28dongslater
Here we go.
01:23:05
28dongslater
They probably kicked him out.
01:23:07
DeeBo
all the characters celebrate at your birthday. What a weird fucking dude. I love it.
01:23:14
Steve-O
I expect characters to celebrate my birthday.
01:23:16
DeeBo
but Yeah, you I mean.
01:23:17
Steve-O
That's the Mass Effect pizza party. Come on.
01:23:18
28dongslater
but
01:23:18
Steve-O
Come on.
01:23:19
28dongslater
But Devin, you love it from a distance, right?
01:23:21
DeeBo
ah Yeah, it's it's kind of frustrating because i I do want to get into it.
01:23:24
28dongslater
That's the way I feel.
01:23:26
DeeBo
It's just there's something about just running around the package that seems fucking stupid to me.
01:23:32
28dongslater
I don't get it. I don't get it. Why would I want to play that?
01:23:36
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:23:38
28dongslater
don't get it.
01:23:39
DeeBo
But I could also see myself becoming a psychopath about
01:23:42
28dongslater
I played Pacific Drive. I played that diver game. You didn't even like that game where you just collect fish.
01:23:47
DeeBo
Yeah, i didn't like that was the other thing, man. I was I was like on a bad run. I'm just like, I fucking hate this. I hate this.
01:23:53
28dongslater
What makes you think you're going to like this then?
01:23:54
DeeBo
This sucks.
01:23:57
DeeBo
I don't know.
01:23:57
Steve-O
You could play the game of the year, Claire Obscure.
01:24:00
DeeBo
I know. No, I know. All right. Trust me.
01:24:03
28dongslater
We're all getting around to it, Steve.
01:24:04
DeeBo
Relax. We'll get there. Fuck.
01:24:08
28dongslater
It's really sad. and i
01:24:09
Steve-O
Is it because I recommended it?
01:24:10
28dongslater
No! Fucking it's sad.
01:24:11
DeeBo
No, no, it's.
01:24:12
Steve-O
Hey, John. Hey, John, can you sell these guys on Claire Obscure?
01:24:15
28dongslater
It's trauma.
01:24:15
AssholeSweatlord
yeah
01:24:16
Steve-O
theyll They'll all be playing it by the end of the week.
01:24:16
AssholeSweatlord
maybe maybe no yeah Maybe when I pick it up in a couple months, everybody will start playing it.
01:24:16
28dongslater
It's...
01:24:23
Steve-O
Dude, John, fucking, you were right about this shit.
01:24:23
28dongslater
I'll get it. I'll get it.
01:24:24
DeeBo
but
01:24:24
28dongslater
I'll
01:24:26
DeeBo
Listen, I'll be honest.
01:24:28
DeeBo
Jenny has made fun of me for getting into things because John's like, she's like, God, why are you buying all the Superman?
01:24:28
28dongslater
get it.
01:24:33
AssholeSweatlord
Like what? What else?
01:24:38
DeeBo
Is it because John's buying all the Superman stuff? I was like, not really.
01:24:40
28dongslater
Ha ha ha ha
01:24:42
DeeBo
like, I mean, there's a little bit of it. Oh, you're John's little bitch boy, aren't you? was like, what the fuck?
01:24:48
Steve-O
but
01:24:49
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, you are John's little bitch boy. Yeah.
01:24:52
28dongslater
yeah
01:24:52
AssholeSweatlord
I agree.
01:24:53
DeeBo
I was like, fuck it, I'm reading All-Star Superman. Fuck you.
01:24:59
AssholeSweatlord
i mean, she knows the movie. She knows the movie's coming out soon, right?
01:25:02
DeeBo
now she does. She's like, oh, you're doing his fucking jazz, dude. I was like, listen, was like, John has an infectious personality. It's one of his his all-time traits.
01:25:13
Steve-O
it would it would 100% be a perk like if you were like broken down into like a character for something it'd be like what's what's john's special abilities like instacell insta cell insta cell
01:25:14
DeeBo
It's it's easy. Yeah, it's a perk.
01:25:22
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:25:22
28dongslater
i will i
01:25:22
AssholeSweatlord
I'm a rocker. I'm a rocker boy. it's fine. Yeah.
01:25:25
28dongslater
i will I will tell you this, Steve. i I want to play Claire Obscura, but i I played an RPG and I didn't finish it.
01:25:33
Steve-O
ah
01:25:34
28dongslater
The last RPG I played. That was like that big world with the extensive story.
01:25:36
Steve-O
Right.
01:25:40
28dongslater
It was even a fucking story that I thought I was engaged with. And I just got sick of it.
01:25:44
DeeBo
Oh, you dirty bitch.
01:25:46
28dongslater
I got sick of it.
01:25:46
DeeBo
You dirty bitch.
01:25:47
28dongslater
I'm being honest.
01:25:48
Steve-O
No, dude.
01:25:48
28dongslater
I'm being honest.
01:25:49
Steve-O
Hey, I understand. I was in the same boat.
01:25:52
DeeBo
You dirty bitch as well.
01:25:52
28dongslater
You know?
01:25:53
DeeBo
You're all dirty bitches.
01:25:56
28dongslater
i didn't get it.
01:25:56
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
01:25:56
28dongslater
i It was like I just didn't want to play it.
01:25:57
DeeBo
Peace.
01:25:59
28dongslater
And then to go back to another one, it's a lot now where I'm like, I got to do this again.
01:26:03
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:26:06
28dongslater
and didn't like my last experience on this ride. I mean.
01:26:10
Steve-O
You need you need like that, like that, like thing to step into it again, that a dissonant.
01:26:10
28dongslater
Mm-hmm.
01:26:16
Steve-O
What is that called?
01:26:18
28dongslater
Whispers.
01:26:18
Steve-O
just a little whisper.
01:26:21
28dongslater
Love that. Um, yeah, no, you're right. I should just take the plunge. is it every You're not the only one who's saying it's great, too. That's the other thing.
01:26:31
Steve-O
Is it on sale right now with the Steam sale?
01:26:33
28dongslater
It wasn't.
01:26:33
AssholeSweatlord
It is.
01:26:34
28dongslater
It is?
01:26:35
AssholeSweatlord
It's on sale. But it's only like $5 off. It's like... ah But also, it's a cheap...
01:26:39
DeeBo
I mean, listen.
01:26:40
AssholeSweatlord
It's not...
01:26:41
DeeBo
It's fucking 50 bucks?
01:26:42
AssholeSweatlord
It's not a... Yeah, it's not a $70 game. So it's like... I think it's on sale. I think I saw it on sale.
01:26:47
Steve-O
Yeah, it's $44.99 right now.
01:26:47
AssholeSweatlord
Let
01:26:49
Steve-O
Hey,
01:26:49
DeeBo
I think I'm going to make it my birthday game. going treat myself.
01:26:51
28dongslater
I rented ah a place down the shore. It costs a lot. I gotta watch my money now.
01:26:55
DeeBo
I'm
01:26:56
Steve-O
that's for hey that's fair.
01:26:56
AssholeSweatlord
me see. Let me go to one right now.
01:26:57
Steve-O
That's fair.
01:27:02
DeeBo
going to treat myself.
01:27:03
28dongslater
That's
01:27:03
DeeBo
I'm going to treat myself.
01:27:04
AssholeSweatlord
Claire Obscure.
01:27:04
28dongslater
no excuse. No excuse. like
01:27:07
AssholeSweatlord
Well, my my problem is I'm fucking... I keep fucking grinding out fucking Elden Ring Night Reign.
01:27:13
Steve-O
I see you i see you playing that.
01:27:13
AssholeSweatlord
So...
01:27:13
DeeBo
Can I be honest? I was going to make a comment. I would have never have guessed that Night Rain came out and everybody was like, yeah, you know, it's pretty good. but but buth but And then Super Mario Kart World comes out.
01:27:27
AssholeSweatlord
And now people people are still playing it?
01:27:32
DeeBo
And I was like, oh, well, that's it. And then everybody seems like they universally dropped that for. and and like they're sticking with Night Rain.
01:27:39
AssholeSweatlord
ah Elden Ring Nightmare better game than Mario Kart.
01:27:41
DeeBo
That's crazy to me. Yeah.
01:27:45
AssholeSweatlord
um so I'm sorry to say that. Because at least like you know that the game is going to be toxic towards you and they give you the options to to fight against it.
01:27:53
Steve-O
I expect to be fucked by an Elden Ring game.
01:27:55
28dongslater
I expect to be fucked
01:27:55
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
01:27:56
DeeBo
Expect to fucked. Yeah.
01:27:57
AssholeSweatlord
ah type of yeah The type of toxicity in Mario Kart is like you can't even you don't even have a chance. you know It's like literally like It's basically like if you're fighting a boss in ah in ah and a Souls game, and you're about to beat the boss every time, but you get struck by lightning and it and wipes you every time.
01:28:15
AssholeSweatlord
like that That's what it's like playing Mario Kart, and it's not fair.
01:28:15
28dongslater
in the ass.
01:28:18
AssholeSweatlord
it's not Nobody would play that game.
01:28:19
28dongslater
It was like that where we're done.
01:28:21
AssholeSweatlord
It was, it was.
01:28:21
28dongslater
The second time. It was.
01:28:22
AssholeSweatlord
But they patched them.
01:28:24
28dongslater
Yeah, they did. I mean, after I beat them.
01:28:25
AssholeSweatlord
So...
01:28:26
28dongslater
I'm just going to say that.
01:28:28
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
01:28:28
28dongslater
But it was a pain in the ass, you know. But yeah I guess you're right. Like, expecting it is lot... It's lot different.
01:28:35
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, it's that yeah like we can we can at least defend ourselves in this game. like In Mario Kart, you really can't. like there's no
01:28:41
28dongslater
Hmm.
01:28:41
AssholeSweatlord
like The game doesn't want you to ever win. like That's the problem. like Even if you earn it, it says, nah, you know what? Fuck you. like We're going to make this an 80 out of 100 by doing this instead of 100 out of 100.
01:28:58
28dongslater
that he's got that touch from soft touch.
01:28:58
AssholeSweatlord
So fuck that. um just wait yeah I'm just waiting i'm waiting for Donkey Kong, man. and That's my game. Alright, Devin?
01:29:06
DeeBo
Yeah, I get it. I get it.
01:29:08
Steve-O
Dude, 17 days.
01:29:08
AssholeSweatlord
That's a game that I gotta hold my L.
01:29:10
Steve-O
seventeen days
01:29:11
DeeBo
I'm just saying, yeah, I'm just saying.
01:29:11
AssholeSweatlord
I gotta hold my with that game.
01:29:16
28dongslater
Devin, you're you're like in a you're like in a desert.
01:29:16
AssholeSweatlord
that game
01:29:19
28dongslater
for video games, man. Like they got, they got their, their switch to they're going to get the donkey con bonanza.
01:29:20
DeeBo
but No, and it's. Yeah.
01:29:26
28dongslater
I got probably going to play Elven ring at some point, night rain. And I got system shock too. What do you, what do you got?
01:29:32
DeeBo
yeah
01:29:33
28dongslater
What do you got to look forward to?
01:29:35
DeeBo
Ghost of Yotei.
01:29:37
28dongslater
Okay.
01:29:37
DeeBo
Honestly, that's August, I think.
01:29:37
28dongslater
Okay.
01:29:38
AssholeSweatlord
When's that come out?
01:29:38
Steve-O
What's that?
01:29:38
AssholeSweatlord
Because I'm playing that. I'm going to play that too.
01:29:41
DeeBo
Ghost of Yotei.
01:29:41
AssholeSweatlord
There's no way.
01:29:41
Steve-O
Okay.
01:29:42
AssholeSweatlord
that's not It's not August. its like September or something, right?
01:29:43
DeeBo
Fuck you.
01:29:44
AssholeSweatlord
It's fall.
01:29:44
DeeBo
Don't do this to me. October. Fuck. October 2nd.
01:29:47
Steve-O
Oh, dude.
01:29:47
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, see? I knew it was fall.
01:29:48
DeeBo
Damn it, dude.
01:29:50
Steve-O
Oh, Tony Hawk 3. 3 plus 4 comes out next month.
01:29:52
DeeBo
I never liked the tone of...
01:29:55
AssholeSweatlord
Maybe it would have come out sooner if they weren't if they weren't trying to play the break versus GTA 6, which isn't even coming out in September anymore.
01:29:56
28dongslater
Oh, Devin, you're in a desert.
01:30:02
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, GTA 6 is the game.
01:30:03
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:30:05
28dongslater
Devin, you should take up pottery in the summer.
01:30:07
DeeBo
ah ah I was going to say Mina the Hollower, but that's Halloween. So...
01:30:11
AssholeSweatlord
Devin, you should read more Superman just because I'm reading more Superman.
01:30:12
Steve-O
Mean of the Halloween.
01:30:13
28dongslater
Yeah, yeah, read read a bunch comic books.
01:30:14
Steve-O
Why don't you get back into comic books?
01:30:16
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, Devin, why don't you get the why't you get the DC...
01:30:16
DeeBo
I fucking think I got that big deal with it. Oh.
01:30:20
AssholeSweatlord
Devin!
01:30:20
28dongslater
No, read all comic books.
01:30:21
AssholeSweatlord
Hey, Devin, why' you get the dc app why don't you get the DC app and read Absolute Batman because you're my little bitch boy and I told you to.
01:30:26
DeeBo
yeah
01:30:28
AssholeSweatlord
Why don't you do that, Devin?
01:30:32
DeeBo
Shut up!
01:30:34
28dongslater
yeah
01:30:34
DeeBo
up! Fuck you!
01:30:39
DeeBo
Let's see. Sword of the Sea Mafia the Old Country?
01:30:43
28dongslater
Oh, man. You're plumbing. You're plumbing depths, dog.
01:30:45
DeeBo
It's August.
01:30:46
28dongslater
You're plumbing the depths.
01:30:47
DeeBo
You know what? If Metal Gear Solid Delta Snake Eater is not August 28th.
01:30:51
AssholeSweatlord
When's that come out?
01:30:51
28dongslater
Oh, yeah.
01:30:52
DeeBo
There it is.
01:30:53
28dongslater
Okay.
01:30:53
Steve-O
There you There's something.
01:30:54
28dongslater
Okay. Okay.
01:30:57
DeeBo
New Shinobi game.
01:30:57
AssholeSweatlord
and but that gives you that gives you a couple months to play um Claire Obscure Expedition 33.
01:31:02
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:31:03
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
01:31:04
DeeBo
ah Listen, guys, F you. Borderlands 4 in September.
01:31:08
28dongslater
You're going buy that when it comes out.
01:31:09
DeeBo
Yeah, I think so. Oh, well. Are you
01:31:11
AssholeSweatlord
You're going buy that for $90 when it comes out?
01:31:13
28dongslater
It's going to mean it's going to $130. Borderlands 4. 400 bucks.
01:31:15
Steve-O
Wait, wait, why what?
01:31:15
DeeBo
good?
01:31:16
AssholeSweatlord
know what?
01:31:16
Steve-O
What's on? What's a thousand dollars?
01:31:17
AssholeSweatlord
More power to you.
01:31:17
28dongslater
ah borderlands four
01:31:18
DeeBo
It's $60. It's $60.
01:31:19
AssholeSweatlord
Borderlands.
01:31:19
Steve-O
Motor lions.
01:31:20
28dongslater
four hundred buck
01:31:21
AssholeSweatlord
No, it's like, it's what?
01:31:21
DeeBo
I'm sorry.
01:31:22
AssholeSweatlord
It's $90. It's $80, right?
01:31:25
DeeBo
No, no, it's $60.
01:31:26
AssholeSweatlord
And Randy Pitchford was like, well, fuck you then.
01:31:28
DeeBo
Or $70. I think it's $70.
01:31:30
AssholeSweatlord
He said, if you're poor, we don't want you to play our game anyway.
01:31:32
Steve-O
We don't want you here.
01:31:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:31:32
28dongslater
He did say that.
01:31:33
DeeBo
Final Fantasy Tactics comes out in September, too.
01:31:37
28dongslater
He
01:31:37
Steve-O
That's an game.
01:31:39
DeeBo
Whoa. Fuck you, Oh, games?
01:31:41
28dongslater
did say that.
01:31:43
Steve-O
chris Chris literally playing System Shock 2, yawning in your face.
01:31:43
28dongslater
He did say that.
01:31:49
DeeBo
Oh, it's so gross.
01:31:49
Steve-O
ah
01:31:51
DeeBo
hey Hey, you know what? why you guys You guys should all play in the Silent Hill 2 remake and actually play it, because that game's...
01:31:56
Steve-O
I could just, I could finish it. i could finish it
01:32:00
AssholeSweatlord
already beat Silent Hill 2 years ago.
01:32:00
DeeBo
What the
01:32:02
28dongslater
i did beat I did beat Silent Hill as well.
01:32:04
DeeBo
ah You know, John, already beat I already beat Resident Evil 2 in 1998.
01:32:04
28dongslater
Well...
01:32:08
DeeBo
I
01:32:08
Steve-O
Alright, gotcha. Okay, we need to stop. We need to stop. You're making me feel like all we do is play remakes and remasters nowadays.
01:32:13
AssholeSweatlord
ah
01:32:14
28dongslater
well
01:32:15
DeeBo
want more from my games.
01:32:16
AssholeSweatlord
You want... Yeah, don't buy a game with a number next to it.
01:32:20
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:32:21
AssholeSweatlord
ah Expedition 33. Want more from your games, Steve.
01:32:24
Steve-O
Yeah, play a game without a number behind it. Like, mind's eye.
01:32:26
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, that's
01:32:27
28dongslater
ah
01:32:28
DeeBo
yeah Ah!
01:32:31
AssholeSweatlord
There's a number next to that game.
01:32:31
DeeBo
Ah!
01:32:32
Steve-O
Yeah, there's a number.
01:32:32
AssholeSweatlord
It's just really low.
01:32:33
Steve-O
It's 30.
01:32:34
AssholeSweatlord
It's just really low.
01:32:35
Steve-O
but It's lower.
01:32:35
AssholeSweatlord
It's just really
01:32:35
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:32:36
Steve-O
It's lower than the Claire Obscure number.
01:32:39
28dongslater
Man, don't you want to just play it just to fear what just understand what that is?
01:32:39
AssholeSweatlord
low. Oh, God.
01:32:42
DeeBo
Yeah, just to know what fucked you.
01:32:42
AssholeSweatlord
No, dude. No.
01:32:43
DeeBo
I to know what fucked you.
01:32:44
AssholeSweatlord
No way. He'd rather play his gacha game horse waifu game than...
01:32:49
Steve-O
Am I wrong, though? Am I fucking wrong, though?
01:32:52
AssholeSweatlord
No, I'm downloading it. Dude, it's taking a while download all this shit, dude.
01:32:56
Steve-O
There's a lot of hoarse voices.
01:32:57
DeeBo
Dude, I'll be honest. I'm about to quit on this dock and redownload. It keeps failing because i have the data available is just not working on me.
01:33:06
Steve-O
i want to see I want to see if that game has a review and if it's better than Mind's Eye.
01:33:10
DeeBo
What, docking?
01:33:10
28dongslater
God, I think anything is at this point.
01:33:12
Steve-O
ah Uma Musume. Oh, this is apparently ah different game that came out last year.
01:33:15
DeeBo
Oh.
01:33:18
DeeBo
Oh. Oh.
01:33:19
Steve-O
That's like a party game.
01:33:21
28dongslater
Media Empire.
01:33:22
DeeBo
Well, listen, while you guys are looking at it, I'm going to talk about something real quick.
01:33:23
Steve-O
72 though.
01:33:26
DeeBo
So I did mention it.
01:33:26
28dongslater
Okay, what do you got?
01:33:28
DeeBo
I saw F1.
01:33:28
Steve-O
Talk about Jesus.
01:33:28
DeeBo
I saw F1, the Brad Pitt vehicle.
01:33:29
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:33:33
28dongslater
Woo!
01:33:34
Steve-O
Dude, rip his house, man.
01:33:34
DeeBo
um I saw it in IMAX.
01:33:37
28dongslater
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:33:37
DeeBo
I did my due diligence.
01:33:38
28dongslater
Hold on, hold on.
01:33:39
AssholeSweatlord
Was your seat shaking?
01:33:39
28dongslater
Why did...
01:33:39
DeeBo
Okay.
01:33:40
28dongslater
Did Brad Pitt's house really burn down?
01:33:42
Steve-O
Got ransacked, got ransacked and robbed.
01:33:42
DeeBo
no
01:33:44
28dongslater
Did it really?
01:33:44
DeeBo
Is that true? i Yeah, i didn't I didn't follow any of that.
01:33:45
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah.
01:33:45
28dongslater
i Steve brought it up. I don't, I didn't think it was.
01:33:47
Steve-O
Yeah, hold on. I'll read you the details about Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt home breaking.
01:33:50
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, shit.
01:33:50
DeeBo
They said, I knew he was racing cars, so I didn't think he was going be home.
01:33:55
Steve-O
Home reportedly owned by Brad Pitt was ransacked by burglars.
01:34:00
DeeBo
He was burgled.
01:34:01
Steve-O
The home, a mid-century modern property known as the Steel House.
01:34:07
DeeBo
Whoa.
01:34:08
AssholeSweatlord
Hmm.
01:34:08
DeeBo
They broke into the steel fucking trap, dude?
01:34:08
Steve-O
was was ransacked after thieves gained entry by breaking a front window. Pitt was not at the residence at the time. He was in London for the premiere of his new movie, F1.
01:34:16
DeeBo
He's racing.
01:34:21
28dongslater
you That movie saved his life, Devin.
01:34:24
Steve-O
But not his kid's life.
01:34:25
DeeBo
Yeah, they I'm sure they would have robbed it if he was there.
01:34:28
Steve-O
His kid, who he accidentally left home alone, ah had to defend the home.
01:34:29
28dongslater
He got hit by an iron.
01:34:31
DeeBo
but Oh, no.
01:34:34
Steve-O
it was a series of booby traps and
01:34:36
28dongslater
he got hit by an iron
01:34:41
DeeBo
So ah directed by Joseph Kosinski, who did most notably Top of the Maverick.
01:34:48
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
01:34:49
DeeBo
There's a lot of that. There's lot of that in this. um It is a good time. it's It's a fuck, for sure. We'll just get that out of way right It's a fuck.
01:35:00
AssholeSweatlord
Was it better than Top Gun Maverick or as good or no?
01:35:02
DeeBo
Not as good as Tom Cruise.
01:35:03
AssholeSweatlord
Not even close.
01:35:04
DeeBo
Yeah, it's not... It's missing like the lovable aspect that Tom Cruise, like Maverick's able to bring.
01:35:12
AssholeSweatlord
Miles Teller has. Oh.
01:35:14
DeeBo
just yeah Just the characters in general, right?
01:35:17
AssholeSweatlord
Right.
01:35:17
DeeBo
It's a little bit more basic, but... Again, i I saw this in IMAX for the racing scenes. The racing scenes are all pretty awesome. The thing that is really cool about Brad Pitt's character, Sonny, is he plays this character, Sonny Hayes, who is essentially just like...
01:35:35
AssholeSweatlord
Him. It's Cliff. He's just Cliff.
01:35:38
DeeBo
Yeah, it's kind of Cliff.
01:35:39
AssholeSweatlord
From...
01:35:40
DeeBo
Yeah, it's pretty much Cliffy. He's too cool for everyone. he He's this guy that just races any kind of... ah He'll just like go to racing events and just race.
01:35:53
DeeBo
It doesn't matter if it's sand dunes or whatever. He's like, I just want to race. right And of course, he's just like super fucking good at it. and
01:36:02
AssholeSweatlord
wanna go fast.
01:36:03
DeeBo
And um Javier Bardem's character, Ruben, ruben It's like, hey, I need you to, you know, come race Formula One with me. Because him and Brad Pitt's character, Sonny, were like, you know, friendly rivals back in the day when they were F1 drivers.
01:36:21
DeeBo
But I'll say this. The opening scene is he's just like asleep in his fucking Winnebago. And he wakes up there. Hey, man, you got a race. And he's doing like a 24 hours of Daytona race where he's like racing the night shift, which one I didn't know that was a thing, too.
01:36:38
DeeBo
um I'll be honest, the best racing sequence I think in the movie is the NASCAR stuff.
01:36:43
AssholeSweatlord
was in the beginning.
01:36:46
DeeBo
It's like, it just looks... There's just something about it that just made it more interesting visually than F1 cars. I hate to say it.
01:36:58
DeeBo
um That being said, it's not like the F1 stuff is boring by any stretch. It's just like, to me, I think the coolest racing in the movie happened in the very beginning. ah But Sonny, I was talking to a friend of mine who who is in the Formula One.
01:37:14
DeeBo
He's like, oh, yeah. He's like, the cool thing is he's like, the language is correct. Like, they're not just saying dumb things. Like, they're using terminology and it makes sense and all that.
01:37:25
DeeBo
And what I like about Sonny, the character, is he's like, he's an old school guy. So he kind of uses, like, every dirty trick in the book type tactics. Yeah.
01:37:37
DeeBo
uh when it comes to the racing uh which i mean as uh as somebody who doesn't know anything about racing i just think oh you just go fast and and win like i thought that's kind of just go faster than the other guy i know there's things like slip streams and stuff like that pretty much i thought that was how it worked uh but no there's a little bit more like tactical way to race um so he does things like yeah He keeps, quote-unquote, accidentally like hitting things and causes like the he'll cause like
01:38:11
DeeBo
ah the warning car to go out. And like everybody has to slow down. And you know there's there's a tactic and a skin ah technique there to the whole thing.
01:38:22
DeeBo
um And it makes her good watch. It really does make for good... ah a good view for sure. I'm not going to say good sit. um I don't think we're quite there yet.
01:38:33
AssholeSweatlord
Damn, it's not even a good sit.
01:38:35
DeeBo
It's a fuck. It's a fuck, which is, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:38:37
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, it's better than a good sit. Oh, okay.
01:38:41
DeeBo
Well, I don't know. I don't know.
01:38:43
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, man.
01:38:44
Steve-O
Oh man, Devin, you sound like you're falling to pieces.
01:38:47
DeeBo
It's just good. It's good. It's good. It's worth it. it It's kind of one those, like, I don't know if this is going to feel... You know, truth be told, I haven't watched Top Gun Maverick.
01:39:01
DeeBo
Not in the theater. So I don't know if that stuff holds up. But I feel like this movie is going to lose so much of it if you're not watching it on a little bit.
01:39:10
Steve-O
you think it's going to be a gravity situation?
01:39:13
DeeBo
Like, it's good and watchable and he's entertaining enough. It's just, you know, it really fucking matters when you're watching it on an IMAX screen. have a serious answer.
01:39:23
28dongslater
Devin, I have a serious question ask you. Do you think the script needed a few more pit stops?
01:39:30
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, damn. Damn.
01:39:31
Steve-O
Oh my goodness.
01:39:33
DeeBo
Hey, Chris.
01:39:33
AssholeSweatlord
z
01:39:33
DeeBo
Hey, Chris. They call it they call it Box. They call it Box in the F1. All right?
01:39:38
28dongslater
Do you think the script needed to be boxed and rewritten because it's a piece of shit?
01:39:38
Steve-O
sorry.
01:39:43
28dongslater
You like that better?
01:39:44
DeeBo
not the stuff. Fuck you, Zumbie shit.
01:39:46
28dongslater
you
01:39:47
DeeBo
Fuck you. Fuck you again. Download Superman. Download Superman comics.
01:39:53
28dongslater
no CGI
01:39:54
DeeBo
no Yeah, no CGI, all oh car.
01:39:57
Steve-O
A real car crash.
01:39:58
DeeBo
we All real. That being said, it crushed. Made a boatload of money. So if you care about that.
01:40:06
Steve-O
Or maybe if I made the movie.
01:40:09
28dongslater
wait you didn't ah
01:40:10
Steve-O
Nah.
01:40:11
28dongslater
fuck I'm not seeing this now what's that about
01:40:11
DeeBo
You're not Joseph Koshinsky?
01:40:15
Steve-O
Oh
01:40:15
DeeBo
oh Oh. You made Need for Speed.
01:40:18
AssholeSweatlord
Formula 2.
01:40:20
28dongslater
Formula 2?
01:40:20
Steve-O
made
01:40:21
DeeBo
Wait, that's a real thing, right?
01:40:22
28dongslater
Well, that's the that's the other formula that the drivers take that turn them into monsters.
01:40:28
DeeBo
Oh, shit.
01:40:28
Steve-O
ah Formula 2.
01:40:28
Steve-O
Formula 2 is where you take it to the Tournament of Monsters.
01:40:29
AssholeSweatlord
More than a minute of month. Let's go.
01:40:32
28dongslater
Yeah, you drink Formula 2, and then you become a monk.
01:40:34
Steve-O
Serves as a feeder series for Formula One. I guess it's like the minor leagues.
01:40:39
28dongslater
Yeah, it's the miners. They don't get the good formula.
01:40:43
Steve-O
You could just do crap ass.
01:40:45
28dongslater
You get the crappy one. Formula 2 sucks.
01:40:47
DeeBo
Oh, my God. all right.
01:40:48
28dongslater
Shit tastes like ass.
01:40:48
DeeBo
So bad news, guys. I can't download docking. It's like over seven gigs worth of game.
01:40:53
28dongslater
I'll give you a docking.
01:40:54
Steve-O
That's a lot, dude.
01:40:55
DeeBo
It's lot.
01:40:56
Steve-O
Well, you could play a horse game with John and I.
01:40:59
DeeBo
I know you guys were really, yeah really worried about whether or not was going to be able to play it.
01:41:02
28dongslater
We were. i was. Well, we got some news.
01:41:07
Steve-O
We got some news. Yeah. What's the scoops?
01:41:09
28dongslater
um A bunch of ah Batman gifts. Oh, wait. Excuse me. ah Fantastic Four First Steps Final Trailer. Only in theaters.
01:41:20
28dongslater
I watched this twice?
01:41:22
DeeBo
Okay.
01:41:24
28dongslater
No, like once in in theaters and and once here.
01:41:26
DeeBo
Oh, okay.
01:41:28
28dongslater
alright.
01:41:30
AssholeSweatlord
They showed the baby. They showed the baby.
01:41:32
Steve-O
The baby.
01:41:33
28dongslater
The baby.
01:41:35
AssholeSweatlord
the most powerful being in in fiction ever written.
01:41:36
DeeBo
oh
01:41:39
28dongslater
Oh, Frankie Richards.
01:41:40
AssholeSweatlord
Franklin.
01:41:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:41:41
AssholeSweatlord
Franklin Richards.
01:41:42
DeeBo
Chris, I'm very sorry. i meant to ask you ah ah question that I don't think I asked you last week.
01:41:45
28dongslater
Oh,
01:41:49
28dongslater
ah fuck. What?
01:41:50
DeeBo
What did your dad think of 28 years later? Because your dad was hyped.
01:41:55
28dongslater
He liked it up until the end.
01:41:57
DeeBo
Okay. All right.
01:41:58
28dongslater
It's pretty much the same.
01:41:58
DeeBo
I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. That was more for me than anyone. But I was just like, oh, shit. I meant to ask him about that.
01:42:03
28dongslater
He thought it was pretty rad up until the end.
01:42:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:42:06
28dongslater
Like, it just...
01:42:06
DeeBo
And he was like, well see i what the? He throws hat.
01:42:11
28dongslater
No, he just...
01:42:11
DeeBo
throws half of the front row?
01:42:12
28dongslater
He did what he usually does in the movies and just stripped down to his underwear and ran out.
01:42:12
DeeBo
All
01:42:15
DeeBo
right. All right.
01:42:16
Steve-O
That's a different strokes for different folks.
01:42:18
28dongslater
Just like...
01:42:18
DeeBo
I'm sorry. Yeah.
01:42:18
28dongslater
said, the alpha! And he stripped completely naked and ran out of the theater.
01:42:23
DeeBo
mr Yeah. Chuck's out.
01:42:27
28dongslater
That's... Yeah, that's cool. ah
01:42:29
Steve-O
July 25th.
01:42:30
28dongslater
Woo!
01:42:31
Steve-O
Is this going to, is this enough runway time between Superman?
01:42:31
28dongslater
You ready? Well,
01:42:35
Steve-O
Like.
01:42:35
28dongslater
that's the question, right? That's the big... The big question is...
01:42:40
DeeBo
What is it, two weeks?
01:42:42
28dongslater
How big are are Superman's legs, as they say?
01:42:45
Steve-O
It's July 11th for Superman, right?
01:42:48
28dongslater
July 11th.
01:42:48
AssholeSweatlord
yeah
01:42:48
DeeBo
Yeah, so we got a
01:42:50
Steve-O
Not that I'm not as early birds.
01:42:52
DeeBo
yeah we got two weeks. We got two weeks. I think that's...
01:42:54
28dongslater
How... how
01:42:54
Steve-O
ah just, I just bought a Superman hat, by the way. I want to announce that i just bought a Superman hat.
01:42:57
28dongslater
Whoa!
01:42:58
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, you need it.
01:42:58
28dongslater
Does it say Superman on it?
01:42:59
AssholeSweatlord
That's part of the deal. That's part of the deal, Steve.
01:43:02
28dongslater
Is it just written text that says Superman?
01:43:05
Steve-O
It says super guy.
01:43:07
28dongslater
That's cool.
01:43:08
Steve-O
Nah, it's it's ah just the Superman logo. Classic. Classic.
01:43:10
28dongslater
Okay.
01:43:10
DeeBo
All right, so after that, so this is, I think this is the real question, right?
01:43:10
28dongslater
All right. All right.
01:43:15
DeeBo
So we got Superman, and then the 18th we got Eddington, which I don't think either, Eddington or I Know What You Did Last Summer.
01:43:20
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, well...
01:43:25
28dongslater
My birthday.
01:43:25
AssholeSweatlord
I mean...
01:43:26
28dongslater
Birthday movie.
01:43:26
DeeBo
They're not, they're not, and yes, but I do not think, unless Superman is completely,
01:43:27
AssholeSweatlord
I mean, we're watching... We are watching Eddington, right? that That weekend? Yes.
01:43:32
28dongslater
I won't be around. I will be. Down the shore.
01:43:37
DeeBo
well, yeah, that's,
01:43:38
28dongslater
i will be in wildwood.
01:43:38
Steve-O
He's going to be seeing Eddington in the Wildwood Theater.
01:43:39
DeeBo
ah do Dude, dude, you're going to see... Wait, are you going to see it that way?
01:43:42
Steve-O
and
01:43:43
28dongslater
i probably will.
01:43:43
DeeBo
Hell yeah. Well, okay. I'm just saying, like, unless Superman's like...
01:43:47
AssholeSweatlord
Wait, what days are you what days are you down there again, Chris?
01:43:50
28dongslater
ah The 18th through the 20th. Yeah.
01:43:51
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, shit. Okay.
01:43:53
28dongslater
Yeah. I'm going to be.
01:43:54
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:43:55
28dongslater
b
01:43:56
DeeBo
So...
01:43:56
28dongslater
But that's okay.
01:43:56
AssholeSweatlord
So maybe, when should we watch Eddington?
01:43:56
DeeBo
Okay.
01:43:59
AssholeSweatlord
21st on Sunday. general Yeah, i'll wait I'll wait for you to watch the Eddington.
01:44:00
28dongslater
I'll wait.
01:44:03
28dongslater
I have no problem waiting. I can wait.
01:44:07
AssholeSweatlord
we could double We could Marvel double feature and watch it the same day we watched Fantastic Four.
01:44:07
DeeBo
Okay.
01:44:12
28dongslater
Oh, that sounds amazing.
01:44:13
Steve-O
That would actually be
01:44:14
28dongslater
That's like... That's exactly what I did with Midsommar and Spider-Man.
01:44:16
AssholeSweatlord
and Should we do that?
01:44:19
28dongslater
It fits perfectly.
01:44:19
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, that's what we did. That's what we did. are dear Are you trying to do that that the following weekend?
01:44:23
Steve-O
Wait, did we learn from last time, though? Did we learn?
01:44:26
DeeBo
Yeah,
01:44:26
28dongslater
you what To for first?
01:44:27
Steve-O
We have to watch Fantastic Four first.
01:44:29
28dongslater
the Yeah, probably. That would probably be the move.
01:44:33
AssholeSweatlord
All right, let's sit on it. Let's sit on it. We'll we'll see. We'll see if that's what want to do.
01:44:36
Steve-O
Fucking saw Midsommar before Spider-Man.
01:44:39
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, man, that would be slick.
01:44:41
Steve-O
What were we thinking?
01:44:43
28dongslater
God, I love that move.
01:44:44
AssholeSweatlord
That was Far From Home, too, right?
01:44:45
Steve-O
That was far from him. That was the Europe adventure one.
01:44:47
28dongslater
Midsommar was so much better.
01:44:47
DeeBo
yeah, yeah that that is the one that's pretty, pretty below mid.
01:44:48
AssholeSweatlord
Okay.
01:44:53
28dongslater
God, Midsommar so much better than that.
01:44:53
Steve-O
Whoa! You know what? They were you know strangely similar plots where people go people going to vacation trips and in Europe.
01:44:59
28dongslater
Oh, okay. I see where you're going.
01:45:03
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:45:05
28dongslater
ah fred In Europe.
01:45:07
Steve-O
Yes.
01:45:08
28dongslater
Yeah, got there.
01:45:09
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:45:09
28dongslater
We got there.
01:45:09
Steve-O
and Imagine if Peter Parker ended up in that Midsommar cult.
01:45:10
DeeBo
And listen, they have they have quite the trip. Yeah. Yeah. quite the heady trip
01:45:13
28dongslater
And there was a lot of hallucinations, just like in.
01:45:14
DeeBo
yeah
01:45:16
Steve-O
There was! Yeah, you're right!
01:45:17
28dongslater
If you're far from home, Adam, too. That fits.
01:45:20
Steve-O
Goddamn.
01:45:21
28dongslater
It all fits.
01:45:22
Steve-O
Mysterio shows up, burns him in a bear suit.
01:45:26
DeeBo
i
01:45:26
28dongslater
I think i was still like I was still frightened watching that movie.
01:45:28
AssholeSweatlord
Thank
01:45:30
28dongslater
Like, nothing...
01:45:31
Steve-O
You needed a process. like You had to so like go outside and smoke, if I remember.
01:45:35
DeeBo
Yeah, when that Mysterio stuff kicked in, you were like, oh, we're back.
01:45:35
Steve-O
Barf!
01:45:35
28dongslater
That fucking... What? Oh, barf!
01:45:38
DeeBo
We're back.
01:45:40
28dongslater
Oh, it's barf! That's what I kept saying, and it scared me.
01:45:41
Steve-O
barf
01:45:46
DeeBo
ah
01:45:46
28dongslater
Okay, so that's that's solved.
01:45:47
DeeBo
Well, listen. Yeah. Yeah.
01:45:49
28dongslater
That's a good idea.
01:45:49
DeeBo
All I'm saying is is unless Superman's a total dud, I think it's going to be number one for two weekends and Fantastic Four's coming out.
01:46:01
DeeBo
And then I think the question is is if Superman's going to overtake Fantastic Four. Which...
01:46:07
28dongslater
I'm...
01:46:07
AssholeSweatlord
Like ah like on fest on Fantastic Four's opening weekend? Or after?
01:46:11
DeeBo
After. Because after that, it's the Naked Gun reboot. Or remake.
01:46:16
AssholeSweatlord
man.
01:46:16
Steve-O
That poster is funny.
01:46:17
AssholeSweatlord
can't wait to watch that, too.
01:46:17
DeeBo
Sequel, I guess. And that that that horror movie together. Which... Yeah. But I mean, again, these ain't going to... You think they're going to...
01:46:26
28dongslater
i I... I'm going to go out a limb. I'm going to say Superman overtakes Fantastic Four.
01:46:32
DeeBo
Overtakes. All right.
01:46:33
28dongslater
I think it hurts Fantastic Four in the long run.
01:46:35
AssholeSweatlord
On the 20...
01:46:35
DeeBo
Chris, if you lose that bet, you have to cut your leg off and mail it to me.
01:46:38
28dongslater
yeah
01:46:38
AssholeSweatlord
So you're saying the week the weekend after Fantastic Four comes out, you think Superman's going to go back into number one?
01:46:39
28dongslater
No.
01:46:46
28dongslater
I think it's going to, I think it's just going to outdo it in the box office and it's still going to be like number two when Fantastic Four comes out and it's going to kind of leech money off of it.
01:46:46
AssholeSweatlord
Or you think...
01:46:56
DeeBo
right. So you're not saying that it's going to overtake it.
01:46:58
28dongslater
No, I'm not going to say no, no, not like that.
01:47:00
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:47:00
28dongslater
I think it's just going to be like a thing that actively is taking, like it's not going to make as much money. Fantastic Four.
01:47:07
AssholeSweatlord
because like What was the number one movie last this last weekend?
01:47:07
28dongslater
I think because of Superman
01:47:12
DeeBo
Like that was f one Yeah, F1.
01:47:14
28dongslater
F one.
01:47:15
AssholeSweatlord
Okay. So like the big the biggest the biggest release of the summer so far is probably Lilo and Stitch. Did that lose its number one and then gain it back again like the next week?
01:47:27
AssholeSweatlord
like Is that something that happens?
01:47:27
DeeBo
So it was... Oh my God. All right. So it was... We're going back. ah
01:47:32
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, yeah.
01:47:32
DeeBo
Vinyl Destination Bloodlines was number one May 16th.
01:47:32
AssholeSweatlord
Go back, go back.
01:47:38
DeeBo
Then it was Lilo, then Lilo, then Lilo, then Lilo.
01:47:43
AssholeSweatlord
Wow.
01:47:43
DeeBo
then how to train a dragon for two weeks and then F1.
01:47:46
AssholeSweatlord
And then Lilo again.
01:47:47
DeeBo
No, no.
01:47:47
AssholeSweatlord
and then F.
01:47:48
DeeBo
Lilo didn't get it back.
01:47:48
AssholeSweatlord
Okay.
01:47:50
DeeBo
It's just Lilo dominated for a month.
01:47:53
Steve-O
Do you think it's harder for movies to get it back nowadays?
01:47:54
28dongslater
I don't think it's...
01:47:56
DeeBo
I think getting it back is like literally the hard, it's harder than to keep a lead. I think for like multiple weeks.
01:48:02
AssholeSweatlord
So you think you would there would be more of a chance for Superman to stay number one over Fantastic Four than losing it and then getting it back?
01:48:07
28dongslater
um i I will push back on that a little bit. I think it's when you come back. I think if it's a lull in a month where there's not a lot of movies coming out and you re-release your film during that point, which is already popular, I think it will retake.
01:48:18
AssholeSweatlord
i yeah
01:48:24
28dongslater
the number one spot.
01:48:24
DeeBo
like I think the like ah the most notable one I can think of is like when Guardians 1 came out. And it was like, number one, then I think number one for like two weeks, lost it, and then gained it ah back after you know some movie came out that was not...
01:48:38
28dongslater
Hmm. Hmm.
01:48:40
AssholeSweatlord
Right, right.
01:48:42
DeeBo
kind of a bomb. um
01:48:44
28dongslater
I don't think Fantastic Four is going to bomb, but I definitely think it's going to be affected by Superman.
01:48:48
DeeBo
I mean, of course, right? Yeah, i mean that's whole point.
01:48:50
28dongslater
Like, well, it's going to take money from it. I don't,
01:48:52
DeeBo
I just, yeah, I don't think...
01:48:53
28dongslater
I don't think Superman's going to blow out and and then Fantastic Four is going to just dominate.
01:48:57
DeeBo
yeah like I don't see a scenario where Fantastic Four doesn't just become number one. Like, that Superman holds on to its number one for a third week.
01:49:07
28dongslater
I think if anything, if word of mouth is bad, then it might.
01:49:07
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, but do you do you see a scenario where Superman's a critical success and it stays number one over Fantastic Four in its first week or first weekend?
01:49:11
28dongslater
Hmm. Hmm.
01:49:19
DeeBo
i That'd be tough, dude.
01:49:21
Steve-O
I i
01:49:22
DeeBo
That'd be tough.
01:49:23
Steve-O
if o
01:49:27
Steve-O
i don't think it is.
01:49:27
AssholeSweatlord
Like, if it's like...
01:49:27
Steve-O
I think it's going to make more money than Fantastic Four.
01:49:29
DeeBo
to to to literally yeah To literally just contradict what I just said, i think it's more realistic for Superman to lose it and then gain it back if it's a critical and commercial success.
01:49:30
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:49:31
28dongslater
Yeah, exactly.
01:49:39
AssholeSweatlord
Okay.
01:49:41
DeeBo
Just because it's like it's a Marvel movie, it's Fantastic Four, it's Pedro. like
01:49:45
Steve-O
Pedro, dude.
01:49:46
DeeBo
It's going to be number one regardless.
01:49:49
AssholeSweatlord
Right.
01:49:50
DeeBo
right It just will.
01:49:50
28dongslater
I don't know, though.
01:49:50
AssholeSweatlord
Right, right,
01:49:51
28dongslater
pedro Pedro's been in some bombs this year, and they didn't do well.
01:49:54
DeeBo
Has he been bombs? What are some
01:49:57
28dongslater
Like, he he was in that weird, freaky... Friday or Freaky Weekend movie?
01:50:00
DeeBo
ah That unicorn movie?
01:50:02
28dongslater
No, not Death of the Unicorn.
01:50:03
AssholeSweatlord
right.
01:50:04
28dongslater
Freaky. thought Freaky Friday. Oh, Freaky Tales?
01:50:07
DeeBo
want
01:50:11
Steve-O
I'd watch a Freaky Friday.
01:50:11
DeeBo
to see Freaky Tales of Bay Area, dude.
01:50:14
28dongslater
Freaky Tales. Yeah, that did come out. um That was like a three-vignette movie that I stopped watching midway through.
01:50:20
AssholeSweatlord
What?
01:50:22
DeeBo
Okay.
01:50:22
28dongslater
um
01:50:22
DeeBo
okay
01:50:23
AssholeSweatlord
Sounds interesting.
01:50:24
28dongslater
he's He's not he's not like invincible and at the box office.
01:50:27
DeeBo
Well, I'm just saying people like
01:50:28
Steve-O
I mean, Wonder Woman 84 proved that. Okay.
Fantastic Four Movie Speculations
01:50:30
28dongslater
Yeah, definitely.
01:50:30
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. ah Eddington. So I guess we're not going to see Eddington because Pedro's in it because garbage.
01:50:36
28dongslater
I haven't seen anything because it looks fucking weird.
01:50:39
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:50:39
28dongslater
But people...
01:50:40
AssholeSweatlord
I'm seeing Eddington because it's Ari Aster and it's going to be fucking...
01:50:42
28dongslater
Yeah.
01:50:42
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:50:42
28dongslater
yeah
01:50:43
AssholeSweatlord
and it's like It's like one of those things where it's like it's so divisive that like we have to see it to see what the bub is about.
01:50:48
28dongslater
But we're not regular people. Like, in that regard, they go to see things that are up on the screen and they're like, what movie are we going to see today?
01:50:57
Steve-O
Oh.
01:50:58
AssholeSweatlord
Do you think Pedro's mustache... like Do you think they tried to get him to shave for Fantastic Four and he said Or do
01:51:04
DeeBo
Hmm.
01:51:07
28dongslater
No.
01:51:07
AssholeSweatlord
you think they just like how he looks?
01:51:09
28dongslater
i think they just they just bought him.
01:51:09
DeeBo
I think, yeah, because honestly, you're to tell me Pedro can't fucking grow the thing in an afternoon.
01:51:11
28dongslater
They bought him on sight and sound alone.
01:51:16
DeeBo
Like, it's not like so thick.
01:51:17
28dongslater
you know what I heard?
01:51:19
DeeBo
It's not like a what?
01:51:19
28dongslater
i i heard on set that they had to keep telling him to stop doing a mid-Atlantic accent as Reed Richards.
01:51:25
AssholeSweatlord
like Like a Professor X accent?
01:51:27
28dongslater
I'm like, oh, yeah. I'll see
01:51:30
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:51:31
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, man.
01:51:33
28dongslater
you. Well, that would be good.
01:51:34
AssholeSweatlord
Well, if they're telling them to stop doing that, then I don't know. This movie doesn't look that great anymore.
01:51:40
28dongslater
Baby. Darling.
01:51:44
DeeBo
yeah
01:51:46
Steve-O
that's fun That is fun. That is fun that he is doing it.
01:51:48
AssholeSweatlord
Who do you think who do you think is going to... Yeah, let's talk about Fantastic Four for for a little bit. Who do you think is going to shine the brightest out of the four?
01:51:56
DeeBo
I think, uh, I think, yeah, I think it's going to be Johnny storm.
01:51:58
AssholeSweatlord
I think it's going to be Vanessa Kirby, to be honest. Yeah. think she's to steal the show.
01:52:03
28dongslater
I think it's going to be the thing. I think he's going to steal the...
01:52:05
AssholeSweatlord
that's the that's the That's the easy pick, Chris.
01:52:08
28dongslater
I mean, it's obvious. I don't know. It's gotta to be him, right?
01:52:13
DeeBo
I think, uh,
01:52:13
Steve-O
Devin said Johnny Storm.
01:52:14
DeeBo
I think Johnny Storm, dude.
01:52:15
28dongslater
Wow, we're all picking different characters.
01:52:18
Steve-O
I think it's going to be that goddamn baby.
01:52:20
28dongslater
You think it's gonna be a baby?
01:52:22
Steve-O
and they I think it's going to that goddamn baby Franklin Richards.
01:52:24
28dongslater
but and you didn't even say John Malkovich? What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:52:28
Steve-O
Supposedly they cut out all of John Malkovich from this movie.
01:52:32
28dongslater
agent.
01:52:32
DeeBo
Whoa, really?
01:52:32
28dongslater
um's agent I'm destroyed.
01:52:33
Steve-O
This is an actual thing.
01:52:33
AssholeSweatlord
yeah Yeah, like they took him out of the credits or something in the in the trailer or something, so people are speculating.
01:52:34
Steve-O
Yeah, he was removed. Yeah. Yeah.
01:52:38
DeeBo
Well, I mean, listen, my theory was always that
01:52:43
28dongslater
Malkovich, Malkovich.
01:52:43
DeeBo
John Malkovich is just a Franklin Richards of the future.
01:52:46
AssholeSweatlord
It's just old Franklin Richards.
01:52:47
28dongslater
Yeah, that's what I thought too.
01:52:48
DeeBo
Yeah. And I think that's very been there, done that. um But, like, whatever.
01:52:55
DeeBo
Fuck it.
01:52:55
AssholeSweatlord
So now it's just going to be he's just going to be a voiceover, right?
01:53:00
AssholeSweatlord
Of the baby
01:53:01
DeeBo
I don't know.
01:53:01
AssholeSweatlord
thinking about, thinking of pocket dimensions to...
01:53:04
DeeBo
I think they – no, honestly, I think he's in it.
01:53:04
28dongslater
and John Malkovich's voice?
01:53:06
DeeBo
I think they just did it to to take you off the set.
01:53:10
AssholeSweatlord
How... Like, not in just this movie, but in general, how how far do you think do you think they take Franklin Richards' power? Because they totally, they completely nerfed Scarlet Witch, I think, like, as a whole, between comic books and and movie.
01:53:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:53:26
AssholeSweatlord
Like, how how much, like, percentage-wise, how how powerful do you think
01:53:28
DeeBo
I think like, dude, we're 80% nerf, dude.
01:53:31
AssholeSweatlord
Franklin Richards is compared to his...
01:53:33
DeeBo
80% nerf.
01:53:34
AssholeSweatlord
Wait, so you think he's going to be 20% of Franklin Richards' comic book?
01:53:37
DeeBo
Yeah, because like, Franklin Richards comic book is frankly stupid.
01:53:38
AssholeSweatlord
Powerful?
01:53:42
DeeBo
It's just like, he's you know he's the Gohan of comic book.
01:53:43
AssholeSweatlord
But it makes him...
01:53:46
AssholeSweatlord
No, it's way it's worse though.
01:53:46
DeeBo
He's all potential. He's all potential.
01:53:48
AssholeSweatlord
it's worse than gohan though
01:53:49
DeeBo
No fucking, no flash.
01:53:52
28dongslater
well Well, okay. here's Here's an easy comparison.
01:53:53
DeeBo
No substance.
01:53:55
28dongslater
what How did they power down the Sentry? Like, where would you say the Sentry?
01:54:00
DeeBo
They kind of did it. Like, that's the...
01:54:03
28dongslater
So they made it more powerful?
01:54:05
DeeBo
It's... He's... He is just completely unstopped. Like, the only thing that stops him is, like, himself. And the power of, you know, friendship.
01:54:13
28dongslater
Okay.
01:54:15
28dongslater
Oh, boy.
01:54:15
DeeBo
You know what I mean? Like, they don't... He literally just, like... When the he fights the Thunderbolts, he just... I'm sure you've seen like the gifs and all that other the other clips, but it's like...
01:54:28
28dongslater
Oh, where he's just turning people in the shadows. That's the whole movie.
01:54:31
DeeBo
No, no. like Literally, the Thunderbolts like fight him. And he's like, what are you doing? Stop it. It's very much like, ugh. like Leave me alone. like And he's doing things even like comic book-centric.
01:54:42
DeeBo
like He's just like... My power is ever, I have all the powers. Like, oh, I'm just going to throw you through the air with my mind and then suplex you into the wall. Like, it doesn't matter. You can't do anything to me.
01:54:56
DeeBo
You punch me in the face, your arm breaks.
01:54:56
28dongslater
Hmm.
01:54:58
DeeBo
Like, that's the sentry in the movie. So they definitely didn't depower him.
01:55:06
DeeBo
It's just like... and But it's an easy enough solve, right? Because it's just like, okay, like Franklin Richards' his whole thing is like when he gets older, he'll be the greatest thing ever.
01:55:18
DeeBo
And the thing is, is Franklin Richards never goes past the age of like four. And then frankly, Sue, ah wait, what's the daughter's name? Is it Sue or is it?
01:55:31
AssholeSweatlord
What, Franklin's ah sister?
01:55:33
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:55:35
AssholeSweatlord
Nah, you're asking the wrong dude.
01:55:35
DeeBo
His sister, frankly, becomes the more interesting...
01:55:37
28dongslater
Yeah, you're in you're in the wrong town for that question, Devin.
01:55:39
DeeBo
Oh my god, dude.
01:55:40
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
01:55:41
DeeBo
Well, Frank...
01:55:41
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, you're in Eddington. You're in Eddington right now, and we're gonna we're going to destroy you.
01:55:43
28dongslater
a Nobody knows that You're...
01:55:47
DeeBo
No, dude, that's the problem. Reed Richards' daughter is a much more... Valeria. Val... Val...
01:55:53
DeeBo
Valeria?
01:55:53
AssholeSweatlord
Valeria?
01:55:54
AssholeSweatlord
Valeria? Valeria?
01:55:54
DeeBo
V-A-L-E-R-I-A. Valeria Richards.
01:55:56
AssholeSweatlord
valyia
01:55:58
AssholeSweatlord
vallaria
01:55:59
DeeBo
Valeria.
01:56:00
Steve-O
Valeria?
01:56:00
DeeBo
richard
01:56:01
AssholeSweatlord
lost It's already lost me. I'm not interested now.
01:56:03
DeeBo
right, point is, is she is far more interesting than Franklin Richards because she's just as smart as Reed, but she's like six.
01:56:04
AssholeSweatlord
Sorry.
01:56:11
DeeBo
And Dr. Doom named her. And Dr. Doom actually like really... He's like, oh no, this is my niece. He's like, she's great. You all suck. I love... She's great.
01:56:22
DeeBo
Like... i don't care about anyone else. Like, Franklin stinks. He's too... His potential's too great that you can't do anything interesting with him. Except for plot lines where it's like, in the far future, he's...
01:56:35
AssholeSweatlord
where every Yeah, every or everything has to be revolved around him, right?
01:56:39
DeeBo
Yeah, and in the far future, he's John Malkovich.
01:56:39
AssholeSweatlord
I
01:56:41
DeeBo
And goes, Dad, I fixed everything. I'm gonna do send you and into an alternate dimension. And, like, whatever, right? Like, wherever we go.
01:56:48
28dongslater
Yeah, I kind of thought he was going to be the MacGuffin the movie.
01:56:50
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, that's... Because that's why I've never really... warmed up to Franklin Richards. Because, like...
01:56:55
AssholeSweatlord
mean, he kind of wasn't an onslaught, right? Like, they like,
01:56:58
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean... The most interesting thing about on him in Onslaught is he's just in a fucking... In his back for...
01:57:04
AssholeSweatlord
he's just in He's in a prison with nate Nathan Gray the whole time. Nate Gray the whole time.
01:57:09
DeeBo
Yeah, it's just like...
01:57:09
AssholeSweatlord
and they're And they're talking about how powerful they are. And
01:57:12
28dongslater
Showing off each other's penises to each other.
01:57:12
DeeBo
Yeah, doing nothing. They're talking about how powerful they are doing absolutely nothing.
01:57:16
AssholeSweatlord
and not doing shit.
01:57:16
28dongslater
Yo, check out my dick. No, wait.
01:57:18
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:18
28dongslater
Check out my dick.
01:57:20
DeeBo
Like... Yeah, I... yeah i'm I'm not really excited for Franklin Richards, to be honest. I think... ah I know.
01:57:29
AssholeSweatlord
Dude, i think i think the whole movie is going to be like based on him, I think. Or it's going to be like
01:57:33
DeeBo
That's kind of why I've been a little, like...
01:57:33
28dongslater
I think the whole movie is going to be mid.
01:57:33
AssholeSweatlord
It's going be base now.
01:57:37
AssholeSweatlord
Really? think Okay, so if if it's mid, does that make it like a a failure?
01:57:37
DeeBo
I've just...
01:57:41
AssholeSweatlord
If it's mid?
01:57:43
28dongslater
Probably.
01:57:44
AssholeSweatlord
I feel like a lot's riding on this. Because like they they said that Reed Richards is going to be like the main the main protagonist of Doomsday. Of the Doomsday movie.
01:57:53
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:54
28dongslater
oh
01:57:54
DeeBo
I mean, he should be, frankly.
01:57:56
AssholeSweatlord
Because I was going to ask, like if this if this movie sucks, do they just give up making Fantastic Four forever at this point? Because... they can't get it right.
01:58:04
28dongslater
I don't think it's going to suck. I just think it's not going to be spectacular. Like, it's just going to be very... ah
01:58:11
Steve-O
it's it's a shame because it's gonna have to follow up a james gun movie
01:58:15
28dongslater
That's the thing. You know, like, you're going to be weighing it against another superhero movie that comes out.
01:58:16
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
01:58:20
28dongslater
A. b
01:58:21
AssholeSweatlord
Dude, I have my anxieties, though, about Superman. Because if it's like not like great, then I think I'm going to be disappointed. Like, if it doesn't blow me away, I'm going to be disappointed in Superman.
01:58:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:58:32
DeeBo
No, I mean, that's true, too, because it's like we're we're getting basically back to back two of the most, quote unquote, boring, you know, of the big two type characters.
01:58:33
28dongslater
Well, expectations suck.
01:58:42
DeeBo
Like, it's really hard to do a Superman.
01:58:42
AssholeSweatlord
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:58:44
28dongslater
Oh, boy.
01:58:44
DeeBo
ah You know what I'm saying?
01:58:44
AssholeSweatlord
Whoa.
01:58:45
DeeBo
You know what I'm saying? Right.
01:58:46
AssholeSweatlord
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:58:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:58:46
DeeBo
But it's it's.
01:58:47
AssholeSweatlord
whoa who Excuse me.
01:58:48
28dongslater
You're in the wrong town for that!
01:58:49
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
01:58:49
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, you you better get of Eddington, boy.
01:58:50
DeeBo
Yeah. Boy, you better get in the weapons town where all the kids ran away and instead of heading to town. and I'm just saying like like Fantastic Four has always been kind of seen as a tough nut because it's like they're so traditional, right?
01:59:04
Steve-O
yeah
01:59:04
DeeBo
Superman's always been a tough nut because he he can be seen as so traditional and it's like...
01:59:09
AssholeSweatlord
But also, I, but the thing is, like, don't you think that, like, the, the, the mythos of Superman kind of carries it anyway? Like, it's always exciting.
01:59:16
DeeBo
I mean, to an extent, but then...
01:59:17
AssholeSweatlord
Like, it's, it's, I feel like unless you're, like, ah unless you're, like, a hardcore, like, if you're, if you're a casual that doesn't really know anything, like, what do you, what do you think you're going to be more excited for?
01:59:27
AssholeSweatlord
You're probably going to be more excited for Superman, because it's Superman, right?
01:59:30
DeeBo
listen i am one of those people that truly feels like the richard donner movie made superman returns a bad movie like it was too to its detriment it was too
01:59:31
AssholeSweatlord
You know, Superman.
Superman Movies and Mythos Exploration
01:59:45
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
01:59:45
DeeBo
like much in deference to that film it was just like oh yeah it was way too much of an homage and it was like and then we got the complete like not complete but we got very much a
01:59:48
AssholeSweatlord
Too much of an homage. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's fair.
01:59:56
AssholeSweatlord
We got like, we got a, ah ah what with what would happen if you gave ah a child a gun and let and let him, ah load a loaded gun and let him run around?
02:00:01
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. you got We got mark what Mark Hamill wanted the plotline of Luke Skywalker to be. Dude,
02:00:09
AssholeSweatlord
Wait, what what was it? I didn't read that article.
02:00:11
DeeBo
foodde oh my god, it's so stupid.
02:00:11
AssholeSweatlord
What what was that whole thing?
02:00:13
DeeBo
So, quick sidebar. ah Mark Hamill's idea that he wanted to do for Luke that explains why Luke would be the way he is is Luke ah falls in love, has a kid, and his son is playing with a lightsaber and then kills himself with the lightsaber.
02:00:29
AssholeSweatlord
Oh my god!
02:00:30
DeeBo
It's so dumb. It's basically he played with a gun. is is He didn't practice safe gun control and his son shot himself. It's essentially the plot that...
02:00:39
AssholeSweatlord
That... To be fair, like, that also, like... i feel like that doesn't make much sense because...
02:00:45
DeeBo
Yeah, no, I read that and I was like, you Mark, I love Mark Hamill.
02:00:45
AssholeSweatlord
um
02:00:48
DeeBo
I do. That is a terrible idea. I wish he didn't say that.
02:00:54
Steve-O
You're supposed to put your lightsabers in a safe, Mark. Come on.
02:00:56
DeeBo
Yeah, shit I mean...
02:00:57
AssholeSweatlord
It's kind of like a nothing. It's like a nothing thing. Like, it just doesn't make any sense and kind of stupid.
02:01:00
DeeBo
Yeah. I'm just saying to say that and be like, well, that was my idea instead of this lame plot that I – it's like, right, dude, sure. You owe Rian Johnson an apology.
02:01:11
28dongslater
The whole thing stinks.
02:01:12
DeeBo
Yeah. but But like back to – yeah, like back to the Superman thing. It's just like – yeah, it's it's still – I think like to John's point, like it's not just an auto home run.
02:01:23
DeeBo
Like there's still a lot of questions. Like, yeah, can it be good without it being –
02:01:26
Steve-O
What's up in the air? Hey.
02:01:30
28dongslater
I think that makes it a little more exciting than Fantastic Four, too. Because you're like, like this could go either way.
02:01:33
DeeBo
I'm like, yeah, like, listen, you ah you know it's not going to be bad, but it's probably going to be pretty good, but not blow you away.
02:01:36
28dongslater
Fantastic Four, I kind of know what I'm going to get with that.
02:01:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:01:41
28dongslater
right
02:01:42
Steve-O
It's going to be it's going to Marvel good, which is like an average movie.
02:01:45
28dongslater
Yeah.
02:01:46
AssholeSweatlord
Plus, crush
The Social Network Sequel Predictions
02:01:47
28dongslater
Exactly.
02:01:47
AssholeSweatlord
Crush of the Year Isabella Merced is Superman.
02:01:50
28dongslater
oh Oh, yeah.
02:01:51
Steve-O
ah I'm excited for Superman characters to be charming again.
02:01:51
AssholeSweatlord
Everybody loves her these days. Forgot.
02:01:56
28dongslater
Yeah, me too! That's kind of like why I think I'm going to enjoy this quite a bit more.
02:01:59
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
02:02:01
DeeBo
Yeah, like I'm excited for Guy Gardner, you know?
02:02:01
28dongslater
Just from the general tone.
02:02:05
28dongslater
Like, I know Fantastic Four is going to be fun and light but like that's every marvel movie this is different because they are bringing superman back to where he belongs
02:02:12
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:02:17
AssholeSweatlord
ah To be honest, like, 60% of me is like, I just want this to be amazing because I want to see how the Snyder community reacts if the movie's, like, a commercial success.
02:02:27
28dongslater
oh that's fun too that'll be fun
02:02:28
DeeBo
but but
02:02:30
Steve-O
I keep thinking about the thing that thing, that rumor you told me, John, or that theory about that one masked character.
02:02:30
AssholeSweatlord
You know?
02:02:35
AssholeSweatlord
What rumor?
02:02:40
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, if...
02:02:41
Steve-O
keep thinking about that. like, what if?
02:02:42
AssholeSweatlord
If, like, if that if Ultraman is actually, like, Henry Cavill underneath...
02:02:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:02:48
AssholeSweatlord
Dude.
02:02:49
DeeBo
No, it's Shooter McGavin.
02:02:50
Steve-O
Yeah, just shoot her.
02:02:51
DeeBo
We established this.
02:02:53
Steve-O
From Adam Sandler's.
02:02:54
28dongslater
i think it's I think it's definitely going to be...
02:02:55
DeeBo
Hey, let's come out the same day.
02:02:56
AssholeSweatlord
It's going David Cornswet.
02:02:57
28dongslater
I think why i think Ultraman is definitely going to be a a ah red herring.
02:02:58
AssholeSweatlord
It's going to David Cornswet under there.
02:03:04
28dongslater
I don't know what they're going to introduce through Ultraman, but it's either, I think, going to be Bizarro or Leech, or a Parasite, rather.
02:03:11
AssholeSweatlord
or like Or like Parasite or something.
02:03:13
DeeBo
Well, mean, you guys saw, I mean, John said it, but like you guys saw like his containment suit that they like the dirty one where he's just in the dude's outfit.
02:03:13
Steve-O
on
02:03:13
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
02:03:14
28dongslater
Parasite.
02:03:14
Steve-O
realize.
02:03:18
28dongslater
Yeah. Yeah.
02:03:21
AssholeSweatlord
It looks like Doomsday, dude.
02:03:22
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:03:23
AssholeSweatlord
But again, I don't want to see Doomsday in the first fucking movie.
02:03:26
DeeBo
It's not, but it's just like clearly it's like that's not an accident, right?
02:03:30
28dongslater
Yeah, he knows what he's doing. He's doing that for...
02:03:32
DeeBo
Yeah. What if he didn't? he like Oh, shit. My bad.
02:03:35
28dongslater
Oh, boy, I didn't even realize.
02:03:36
Steve-O
i't even realize
02:03:36
DeeBo
Fuck.
02:03:38
DeeBo
Oh, man. Oops.
02:03:40
28dongslater
look. There you go, my face.
02:03:41
AssholeSweatlord
I'm excited to see Mr.
02:03:43
DeeBo
Oh.
02:03:43
AssholeSweatlord
Terrific, too. That's cool.
02:03:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:03:46
AssholeSweatlord
That's cool.
02:03:47
Steve-O
Characters I never expected to like be in like ah a DC movie.
02:03:47
AssholeSweatlord
ah
02:03:53
AssholeSweatlord
Well, James Gunn said that there's there's characters they haven't even shown in any trailers or footage yet that are in the movie, too. So, like, I wonder.
02:04:00
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:04:01
28dongslater
Hmm. Hmm.
02:04:02
DeeBo
Oh, John, how do you feel, John, how do you feel about his...
02:04:02
AssholeSweatlord
I wonder...
02:04:03
28dongslater
Bizarro.
02:04:06
DeeBo
ah James Gunn, like, quoted, he's like, yeah, my Superman's not, like, invincible. Because he was talking about how he would read these theories online, like, oh, Superman versus Omni-Man, Superman versus Invincible, Superman versus blah blah. And he's like, that's so fucking stupid, I don't care.
02:04:24
DeeBo
so he's like, my Superman is definitely not, like, invincible. He's, and by invincible, mean, like, the the concept, not the character. Like, he's he's essentially beatable, you know?
02:04:38
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, I mean, that that's the only way to to do it.
02:04:42
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:04:42
AssholeSweatlord
I don't know. like how like How else are you going to do it? you know like
02:04:45
DeeBo
Right, yeah. It's just...
02:04:47
Steve-O
It's what they did for the Justice League, Alex, cartoon.
02:04:47
AssholeSweatlord
like If we want All-Star Superman, we need we need to build up to that first.
02:04:47
DeeBo
Because, again, we we got...
02:04:50
DeeBo
Yeah, and, we and and like, we got we got Invincible Superman.
02:04:51
AssholeSweatlord
you know
02:04:51
28dongslater
Absolutely. smooth
02:04:54
DeeBo
It was Man of Steel, and it was boring. It was like they punched each other through a city that turned in into rubble.
02:04:58
AssholeSweatlord
ah but people are like People are like, oh, why is he shielding his why is he shielding his face?
02:05:01
DeeBo
and Yeah. Yeah.
02:05:02
AssholeSweatlord
Why does he blink when when the sun shines his way?
02:05:04
DeeBo
Yeah,
02:05:08
DeeBo
it's like that.
02:05:08
AssholeSweatlord
I don't know. like it's like if like the but the best The best thing I can think of is like if it's um similar to like the animated series Superman, then I think it's fine.
02:05:10
DeeBo
Yeah, there's something about that.
02:05:20
AssholeSweatlord
It's perfect. like that That Superman is like...
02:05:21
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
02:05:23
AssholeSweatlord
And that Superman doesn't even have all of Superman's powers either.
02:05:23
28dongslater
That's kind of what i thought of.
02:05:28
AssholeSweatlord
like The animated Superman. like He needs oxygen to breathe.
02:05:30
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
02:05:32
AssholeSweatlord
like yeah I don't even think he has the the frost breath. i don't think I don't remember him ever using it
02:05:38
DeeBo
Oh.
02:05:38
28dongslater
Whenever he gets hit, he always goes, o and he like flies through buildings.
02:05:40
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
02:05:40
DeeBo
Oh, shit. Yeah, and then he bleeds.
02:05:42
AssholeSweatlord
And, but then the one, yeah, but then the one time, the one time he like, he like fucking, he, he chubs up and like takes it to the next level.
02:05:43
DeeBo
And then he bleeds. He's like a normal human.
02:05:51
AssholeSweatlord
Like, that's why, that's when it's cool. You know, like you see, you see him, you see him like, you see him flex a little bit.
02:05:53
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:05:53
28dongslater
Yeah.
02:05:54
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
02:05:58
28dongslater
get Go Unleashed.
02:05:59
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah. Like that one, there's the one scene with, uh, with dark side.
02:06:01
DeeBo
Yeah, like the world of cardboard. Yeah.
02:06:04
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah. Yeah. That, that scene.
02:06:04
DeeBo
I love that speech, dude. That's a great speech.
02:06:07
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, dude, it's fucking sick.
02:06:08
DeeBo
It kind of annoyed me, though, to be fair. Because I was like, oh, this was him the whole fucking time? The fuck?
02:06:14
AssholeSweatlord
But yeah, like, I'm cool with that.
02:06:14
DeeBo
But if you're to do it on your last episode ever, like, yeah, that's the time to do it.
02:06:20
AssholeSweatlord
That's how you do it.
02:06:20
DeeBo
But, yeah, I mean, I'm for it.
02:06:21
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, that's how you do it. But also, at the at the same time, I mean, at the same time, even we even Invincible Man of Steel Superman was still weak to Kryptonite. So we're all we're always going to have that, you know?
02:06:31
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:06:32
28dongslater
Yeah, of course.
02:06:33
Steve-O
oh No spoilers.
02:06:34
DeeBo
Oh, did you guys... ah Yeah.
02:06:34
AssholeSweatlord
But like, it I don't know.
02:06:36
DeeBo
Actually, this a spoiler. I'm not going to discuss it.
02:06:39
Steve-O
No spoilers.
02:06:40
28dongslater
No spoilers.
02:06:40
DeeBo
Let's spoil this. Let's spoil it.
02:06:42
Steve-O
Get a body.
02:06:42
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, we got a week. We got a week.
02:06:44
DeeBo
We got a week.
02:06:45
AssholeSweatlord
Basically.
02:06:46
Steve-O
One week.
02:06:48
AssholeSweatlord
Man, that's exciting.
02:06:48
DeeBo
ah John, how do you feel about this? Social Network Part 2. Inworks.
02:06:54
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, but it's out Aaron Sorkin's doing it.
02:06:56
DeeBo
Aaron Sorkin's... Because he wrote the first one, right?
02:06:58
28dongslater
I'm in.
02:06:58
AssholeSweatlord
I mean, that's interesting.
02:06:59
28dongslater
I'm in.
02:07:00
AssholeSweatlord
That's interesting.
02:07:01
DeeBo
you
02:07:01
28dongslater
That's a great idea.
02:07:01
DeeBo
He's just not directing it. or I'm sorry, Fincture's just not directing it, right?
02:07:05
Steve-O
Yeah, it's Sorkin writing and directing.
02:07:07
28dongslater
Okay.
02:07:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:07:08
28dongslater
All right. He made Moneyball.
02:07:09
DeeBo
So you're only missing one thing. Yeah, you're missing one thing.
02:07:10
28dongslater
I watch that movie all the time.
02:07:12
DeeBo
Moneyball's great.
02:07:12
AssholeSweatlord
So what are they going to do with this one? Is it just going to be like the Trump election? Is that what they're going to cover?
02:07:18
DeeBo
It's supposed to be him with that white face paint on surfing.
02:07:21
Steve-O
Is it going to be Is it going to do something about like Twitter?
02:07:25
AssholeSweatlord
Twitter?
02:07:26
28dongslater
I bet Elon is going to be a character in it in some way, shape or form.
02:07:29
DeeBo
Oh, dude.
02:07:30
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, like so what what so Chris, what ah what like time period do you think it covers?
02:07:34
28dongslater
Well, they said it was, if I recall, they called it the the Facebook files. And if that is what I think it is, I think it's what when Mark Zuckerberg had to go in front of Congress and talk about his platform filtering political news.
02:07:51
Steve-O
Oh. Mm-hmm.
02:07:52
AssholeSweatlord
Okay.
02:07:58
28dongslater
I think that's what he went in front Congress for, if I remember correctly. But that's like the peak of Facebook's popularity and control.
02:08:05
AssholeSweatlord
Right.
02:08:06
28dongslater
And I think they're going to focus on that as like a backdrop and sort of like what's going on now. Like the, they're going to exactly like how it started.
02:08:14
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, like the elections and stuff like and like the misinformation being spread and
02:08:21
28dongslater
Yep. Yep.
02:08:21
AssholeSweatlord
Like that kind of thing.
02:08:21
28dongslater
Like it's all going to be the beginnings of that in, in the movie, or at least it should be.
02:08:27
AssholeSweatlord
I mean it's. I love social network. So I will watch the sequel.
02:08:30
28dongslater
Me too.
02:08:33
AssholeSweatlord
Forever.
02:08:33
28dongslater
I'm definitely in. I like Aaron Sorkin enough. I really like Moneyball. He directed that. He wrote it. or No, he didn't direct that, actually.
02:08:41
DeeBo
Yeah, who did direct Moneyball?
02:08:43
28dongslater
Now that I think about it.
02:08:43
DeeBo
ah Brad Pitt, probably. like
02:08:45
AssholeSweatlord
No it was the guy.
02:08:45
28dongslater
yeah
02:08:47
AssholeSweatlord
It was the guy that did fucking. The comedy movies right. It was the.
02:08:50
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
02:08:52
AssholeSweatlord
What's his name? The guy that did like.
02:08:53
DeeBo
I don't know. I'm sorry. Bennett Miller directed
02:08:55
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, was it Bennett Miller? No, I'm thinking of.
02:08:57
Steve-O
You're thinking of the Deadpool director, Tim Miller.
02:09:00
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
02:09:00
DeeBo
it. You're thinking of... ah No,
Film Adaptations: Squid Game USA and Project Hail Mary
02:09:03
DeeBo
no, no.
02:09:03
Steve-O
Is that not Tim Miller?
02:09:03
DeeBo
john John's thinking of um the fucking... The guy did the big shorts.
02:09:10
28dongslater
He directed Molly's Game.
02:09:10
AssholeSweatlord
That's right. Yeah.
02:09:11
DeeBo
Yeah, he directed, ah so this guy directed Capote, Foxcatcher, Moneyball.
02:09:11
28dongslater
That's good movie. I like Molly's Game.
02:09:19
AssholeSweatlord
Foxcatcher. That was a good movie. Actually, I like that movie a lot.
02:09:21
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:09:23
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:09:24
28dongslater
I'm excited. I'm going to watch Social Network, too. That's a given. It's a given.
02:09:28
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, Dave Fincher's not directing it.
02:09:30
Steve-O
yeah
02:09:31
AssholeSweatlord
That or Mindhunter right now because he's doing Squid Game.
02:09:35
Steve-O
Doing Squid Games USA.
02:09:38
28dongslater
Squid Games. Doesn't even make sense in the United States.
02:09:39
DeeBo
God.
02:09:40
AssholeSweatlord
Squid Game USA.
02:09:42
28dongslater
like Nobody's going to know in the United States what fuck Squid Game is.
02:09:43
AssholeSweatlord
The thing I read said it's it's not it's not a... like The thing I read is that it's not like an American... read like like an american version of it it's like actually exists in the same world as the korean version so it might just be like you know just the americans doing similar shit and they all you know they still know each other or whatever
02:09:59
DeeBo
Oh.
02:10:01
28dongslater
Interesting. Interesting.
02:10:08
Steve-O
Everybody uses the same island. It's just they take different times for each like country to bring them there.
02:10:12
28dongslater
yeah
02:10:12
DeeBo
but It's timeshare.
02:10:14
AssholeSweatlord
yeah
02:10:14
DeeBo
timeshare.
02:10:14
Steve-O
Yeah, like that's what it is. It's like a rich people timeshare.
02:10:16
AssholeSweatlord
it's a time it's a timeshare for people for them to run fucking hunger games shits
02:10:21
Steve-O
all right, America has it in July, and then, you know, Korea gets it in September.
02:10:24
28dongslater
Oh, it's like the Olympics.
02:10:30
DeeBo
And then, ah let's see. We got this trailer. it seems like everybody's fucking read this book but me. ah Project Hail Mary.
02:10:37
AssholeSweatlord
I didn't read it.
02:10:37
28dongslater
I did. I did!
02:10:39
DeeBo
um
02:10:39
28dongslater
You fool!
02:10:40
AssholeSweatlord
The movie looks awesome, though.
02:10:41
DeeBo
Yeah, and lord Lord and Miller are directing.
02:10:42
AssholeSweatlord
I'm like so into it.
02:10:42
28dongslater
Ducks. I can't wait. I'm very excited.
02:10:45
DeeBo
Which, to me, I was like, oh, that's what I was excited about.
02:10:47
Steve-O
Yeah, that's the lock.
02:10:48
DeeBo
Yeah. ah Phil Lord and Chris Miller are directing. Drew Goddard writing. Andy Weir also writing.
02:10:57
28dongslater
You guys are going to fall in love.
02:10:59
DeeBo
With the movie or
02:10:59
28dongslater
Okay? um
02:11:02
AssholeSweatlord
With the aliens.
02:11:02
28dongslater
I'm not saying yes.
02:11:04
DeeBo
with Ryan Gosling?
02:11:04
AssholeSweatlord
I already read a ah like ah that I read about it like that, that there's an alien in it made of rocks or whatever.
02:11:10
DeeBo
Yeah, well, it's in the trailer.
02:11:10
28dongslater
going to fall in love.
02:11:11
DeeBo
It's in the trailer.
02:11:12
28dongslater
You should fall in love.
02:11:13
DeeBo
Which apparently some people are upset. They're like, what the fuck?
02:11:16
28dongslater
You see his little paw. It's not enough.
02:11:18
DeeBo
Well, yeah, I mean, I get it.
02:11:20
28dongslater
Trust me.
02:11:20
DeeBo
um Yeah, no, it's kind of one of those movies where, again, it's like, follow the... the art, like, you know, it's not the IP it's it's follow the who's behind it. Right.
02:11:34
DeeBo
I'm like, Oh, Phil Lord, Chris Miller. Um, yeah.
02:11:37
Steve-O
Drew Goddard wrote the screenplay.
02:11:37
AssholeSweatlord
there was a There was a thing there's a thing I read that it was like a teacher that was like, as a teacher, I'm just glad finally we get somebody portraying us that looks like Ryan Gosling as opposed to Patton Oswalt.
02:11:40
28dongslater
Ooh, really?
02:11:41
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:11:52
28dongslater
ah
02:11:53
AssholeSweatlord
Which is pretty fucking funny.
02:11:54
DeeBo
yeah
02:11:55
28dongslater
this is not his first time being a teacher in a movie that I remember too um one of the first movies I've ever seen Ryan Gosling in was Half Nelson did you ever see that movie that is about a Philadelphia teacher who is a heroin addict and yeah it's good's really good he's fantastic in it um
02:12:13
DeeBo
Oh, fun.
02:12:17
DeeBo
It has the, uh, Oh, wow. I knew this name looked familiar. Uh, Milana Vayntrop, you know, the chick in those AT&T commercials.
02:12:26
28dongslater
Yeah.
02:12:26
AssholeSweatlord
ah the hot The hot chick?
02:12:27
DeeBo
She, yeah, the hot chick. Yeah. She's in it.
02:12:30
AssholeSweatlord
she
02:12:30
28dongslater
Oh, really?
02:12:31
AssholeSweatlord
Previously the T-Mobile commercials, now at and t
02:12:31
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. yeah Yeah.
02:12:35
28dongslater
Yeah.
02:12:35
DeeBo
I guess so.
02:12:35
28dongslater
This is a really nice, it's a lovely story.
02:12:36
DeeBo
Um,
02:12:38
28dongslater
I'm really glad it's getting adapted.
02:12:39
DeeBo
All right, so I i know, um so Andy Weir, or Weir, he also wrote or co-wrote The Martian. Oh, okay, he wrote it.
02:12:47
28dongslater
Oh, he wrote that. No, as in he wrote the book.
02:12:49
DeeBo
All right, so is this, this is, is this like,
02:12:54
DeeBo
is this just in the space this guy is in? He's like, oh, I just do like fun space movies.
02:12:58
28dongslater
Basically. He does movies where people are lost in space or like stuck somewhere by themselves.
02:13:03
DeeBo
Oh, God.
02:13:05
28dongslater
He does those really, those books are his, that's his thing. And it works and they're fun to read and they're like funny enough and dramatic enough.
02:13:09
DeeBo
It's bread butter. All right.
02:13:18
28dongslater
Like there's a lot going on in them and the main characters are always pretty plucky.
02:13:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:13:25
28dongslater
You know, like that's, that's nice.
02:13:25
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, i there was not a... Yeah, like, I pretty much liked everything in this trailer. i was like, ooh. I had heard about it. Like, I just didn't know what it was about until, ah you know...
02:13:40
DeeBo
the trailer, frankly.
02:13:42
28dongslater
It's like weird. it's like this weird bacteria that eats sunlight. That's like the plot.
02:13:48
DeeBo
Let's see. Is there release date? There's got to be a 3-20-20.
02:13:50
AssholeSweatlord
It's like sunshine.
02:13:52
Steve-O
Like sunshine.
02:13:52
28dongslater
Kind of. It's like this, the the more the bacteria eats, the bigger, the more bacteria creates.
02:13:54
DeeBo
Yeah, really uplifting like Sunshine.
02:13:54
AssholeSweatlord
Everything's like sunshine.
02:14:00
28dongslater
So it's just constantly creating more and more that's eating more and more sunlight. And then it just completely covers the star. Like that's how it kind of functions. It's, it's interesting.
02:14:11
DeeBo
It's kind of like that movie Moon.
02:14:11
28dongslater
It's, well is it
02:14:14
Steve-O
what No, i don't think that's...
02:14:16
DeeBo
Yeah. No, there's that space alien that's fucking with your... Oh, this time it's the sun. The moon's not the sun. Same goddamn movie.
02:14:25
28dongslater
okay okay uh yeah you you are wrong oh enemy mine it's where the guy the male alien gives birth
02:14:27
Steve-O
All right.
02:14:27
DeeBo
I wrong? I'm sorry, not Moon. I'm sorry, not Moon. Fuck. That movie about the moon.
02:14:36
DeeBo
No.
02:14:38
AssholeSweatlord
Mickey 17.
02:14:39
DeeBo
No, no.
02:14:39
AssholeSweatlord
It's like that.
02:14:42
Steve-O
Talk about.
02:14:43
DeeBo
Sam Tarly's in it.
02:14:45
28dongslater
Sam Tarly?
02:14:46
DeeBo
Yeah, from Game of Thrones.
02:14:50
DeeBo
Fuck.
02:14:53
28dongslater
u Senility strikes young.
02:14:54
Steve-O
Moonfall.
02:14:55
DeeBo
Oh, no.
02:14:57
AssholeSweatlord
yeah This movie or this book just recently came out too.
02:14:57
DeeBo
This is good.
02:15:01
AssholeSweatlord
wasn't it Isn't it only like a couple years old?
02:15:02
28dongslater
yeah Yeah, I remember picking it up when it came out and I read What was doing?
02:15:03
AssholeSweatlord
few years old.
02:15:09
28dongslater
What was I doing? re i I feel like Gandalf right now.
02:15:15
Steve-O
Where was I?
02:15:16
DeeBo
Oh, it's up, Wayne. Oh, yes, well, what's this sound over here? from friend man my man
02:15:22
28dongslater
I think I read it while I was at work at the old dispensary that I worked at.
02:15:26
DeeBo
Okay.
02:15:27
28dongslater
Not this new one. It was like a year or two ago.
02:15:29
DeeBo
Well, listen, guys. We need to bring it back to my gap. Moonfall. That was the movie I was thinking of.
02:15:36
28dongslater
oh my God.
02:15:39
Steve-O
o moon, yob.
02:15:39
DeeBo
With Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson.
02:15:39
AssholeSweatlord
As somebody who read the book, did they get did did they get the vibes of the book right in the trailer, you think?
02:15:43
28dongslater
Oh, 100%. Yes.
02:15:45
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah.
02:15:46
28dongslater
And this is the perfect director to handle it because I feel like they handle like the fun, optimistic.
02:15:49
AssholeSweatlord
To do this movie. but who did Who did The Martian? Was it Ron Howard?
02:15:54
28dongslater
That was ah Ridley Scott.
02:15:55
AssholeSweatlord
Oh, Ridley Scott?
02:15:55
DeeBo
yeah
02:15:56
AssholeSweatlord
Okay.
02:15:57
28dongslater
and Which is strange. That was a strange pick.
02:15:59
DeeBo
yeah but it was he killed it dude I very much like yeah I think the Martian's awesome
02:15:59
28dongslater
I would never pick. like It was a great movie. and
02:16:04
28dongslater
It's a great book too. They're both just great. Like everything about it. Wonderful. And this, I kind of liked Project Hail Mary as a book a little more. thought I thought it was cooler.
02:16:15
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah, my brother-in-law says like this is like his favorite book. And he's like super excited for this movie.
02:16:19
28dongslater
It's just... You should read it. i'm really It's really good. You'll like it.
02:16:23
AssholeSweatlord
But I want to watch the...
02:16:23
28dongslater
It's...
02:16:24
AssholeSweatlord
but what What if I just want to watch the movie?
02:16:24
DeeBo
Is this guy like the Dan Brown of of space movies?
02:16:27
28dongslater
Basically, yes.
02:16:27
AssholeSweatlord
who Whoa, whoa.
02:16:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:16:29
AssholeSweatlord
Whoa. Whoa.
02:16:30
28dongslater
He's not a wrong. Devin's pretty much spot on there.
02:16:32
AssholeSweatlord
So it's like...
02:16:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:16:33
AssholeSweatlord
it's like ah They're like page-turner books.
02:16:35
28dongslater
Easy reads.
02:16:35
AssholeSweatlord
like You can't put them down.
02:16:36
Steve-O
Okay.
02:16:36
28dongslater
Easy, breezy reads.
02:16:38
AssholeSweatlord
They're not like the one time I tried to read...
02:16:39
28dongslater
Yes.
02:16:39
Steve-O
Popcorn books.
02:16:40
AssholeSweatlord
The one time I tried to read with the Dragon Tattoo, and it was one of the hardest things I ever tried to read.
02:16:40
28dongslater
Yes.
02:16:48
28dongslater
ah
02:16:49
AssholeSweatlord
Because it was like so it was so insanely detailed, and like i guess, I don't know, but like the writer would go off on like random tangents that didn't seem important to the to the overall story, and it's just hard to follow.
02:16:53
28dongslater
yeah
02:16:59
28dongslater
i i tried to read infinite i tried to read infinite jest once and i was like this is can't can't do it it's too there i am too stupid that and gravity's rainbow
02:17:08
DeeBo
case I'm too dumb. Too dumb for this book.
02:17:13
28dongslater
And Inherent Vice. Those three books, i I can't, I don't understand what's going on. don't get it.
02:17:22
28dongslater
I couldn't even, like, finish a chapter ah in Gravity's Rainbow. It's like it didn't, it was like, it was written in English, but it didn't read like it was.
02:17:32
DeeBo
it It felt like you were reading like a different language.
02:17:36
28dongslater
Yeah, like, and i I read like, I read A Clockwork Orange, and that's written, and I read Trainspotting, and there,
02:17:41
AssholeSweatlord
Yeah. Yeah, Trainspotting's written in fucking...
02:17:43
Steve-O
It's like a different language, literally a different language.
02:17:45
AssholeSweatlord
no it really No, it really is.
02:17:45
28dongslater
Basically.
02:17:46
AssholeSweatlord
It really is.
02:17:47
28dongslater
And those books made way more sense to me than anything Thomas Pynchon has ever written. i don't, I just can't, it doesn't work in my brain.
02:17:56
AssholeSweatlord
I remember i like I tried reading A Clockwork Orange. No, I tried reading Trainspotting and I couldn't and I lent it to my friend in high school and she was able to get through it but she was way smarter than me.
02:18:08
AssholeSweatlord
So she made like a glossary of like the words and what they actually meant and used and used it as a bookmark.
02:18:13
28dongslater
To be honest, You get about halfway through that book, just like Clockwork Orange, and it just you could just speed read.
02:18:20
AssholeSweatlord
You just get used to it.
02:18:21
28dongslater
Yeah.
02:18:22
AssholeSweatlord
you You get used to it. You learn the language basically.
02:18:23
28dongslater
Your brain just switches over. It's really interesting.
02:18:29
28dongslater
They're both really good books, too.
02:18:30
DeeBo
I think you guys should read the book one of the Horace Harrison, Horace Rising, guys.
02:18:34
Steve-O
God damn it.
02:18:35
28dongslater
Every time.
02:18:36
Steve-O
i Hey, I think you should read the Resident Evil series.
02:18:36
28dongslater
Steve Perry.
02:18:40
DeeBo
By S.D. Perry.
02:18:41
Steve-O
That's Steve Perry, baby.
02:18:43
28dongslater
steve barry
02:18:45
Steve-O
Steve Perry from Journey.
02:18:47
28dongslater
yeah
02:18:49
Steve-O
So is that it for tonight? Is that all we have on the docket?
02:18:53
28dongslater
yeah here got muff left ah got no I got nothing left nothing left
02:18:54
DeeBo
Yeah, I think that's it.
02:18:55
Steve-O
ah right.
02:18:55
DeeBo
That's all I got.
02:18:57
Steve-O
We will be back next week. It's not going to be Superman time. The episode afterwards.
02:19:03
AssholeSweatlord
but we were we are gonna be we are gonna be supermanned up though next sunday
02:19:06
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:19:07
Steve-O
Super primed.
02:19:08
28dongslater
and we will all sing the spin doctor's hit pocket full kryptonite on our next episode
02:19:08
DeeBo
Oh.
02:19:13
DeeBo
And I'll be one...
02:19:14
Steve-O
The Jimmy Olsen blues, baby.
02:19:15
DeeBo
and I'm going to age...
02:19:15
AssholeSweatlord
somebody save
02:19:16
DeeBo
I'm going to age a year in the span of a week. I'm going to be one year older next time we talk.
02:19:23
28dongslater
Whoa. How?
02:19:25
DeeBo
Because my birthday is...
02:19:25
28dongslater
What? Holy shit!
02:19:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:19:29
28dongslater
Burt the boy. Kevin's
02:19:30
DeeBo
not Not like I need it, but I'm just saying, guys. Like...
02:19:34
28dongslater
gonna be 40.
02:19:35
DeeBo
I mean, a whole other year older next time we talk.
02:19:35
28dongslater
Yeah,
02:19:36
Steve-O
i For a second, Devin, I thought you were like telling us that like every week you were going to get a year and year older.
02:19:42
28dongslater
yeah I really thought that that's the the the vibe of what you were sending.
02:19:43
Steve-O
like
02:19:44
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
02:19:45
Steve-O
You got the Jack disease or something.
02:19:46
DeeBo
I got that backwards baby disease, but he's going forward.
02:19:49
28dongslater
Benjamin Butthole over here.
02:19:51
DeeBo
God
02:19:51
Steve-O
I got you. Fast forward.
02:19:53
28dongslater
Fast-furred.
02:19:54
DeeBo
fucking damn it, dude.
02:19:55
Steve-O
ah All right.
02:19:56
28dongslater
did.
02:19:57
Steve-O
So we are going to be back and we hope to see you then. So see y'all later. Take a hit of your bongs.
02:20:03
28dongslater
alright
02:20:03
DeeBo
bunch grassing park worlds It looks real bad.
02:20:06
AssholeSweatlord
Hell yeah.