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SINNERS & THUNDERBOLTS
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Podcast Introduction and Host Intros
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DeeBo
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of May 4th, 2025. I heard there's a joke tied to that date.
00:00:11
DeeBo
I don't know what it is. I guess we'll never know.
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dirtycheeks
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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DeeBo
Whatever. But with me, we got one Chris Galani.
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dirtycheeks
No idea what you're talking about.
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DeeBo
We got one Steve Alteri.
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Steve-O
I'm unfamiliar.
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DeeBo
And we got that kid. he's We have his name, but then he woke up at like 2.45 in the morning and just ran out of ran out of his house when he was a child and we've never seen him again.
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dirtycheeks
Ooh.
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DeeBo
John Suarez.
Casual Hangouts and Movie Events
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dirtycheeks
Ooh. The true weapon of the group.
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DeeBo
The true weapon.
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Dick VanMeat
The weapon.
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DeeBo
Some say it's 109.
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dirtycheeks
John's work.
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DeeBo
It's not.
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Dick VanMeat
No, you're one on, I'm weapon 110.
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DeeBo
How have you all been?
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Dick VanMeat
I'm the more advanced version of you.
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DeeBo
it feels like
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Steve-O
Dude.
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DeeBo
It feels like it's been a minute. It technically hasn't. and But we had some, ah we just had some some hangouts, some hangout sessions.
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dirtycheeks
ham out Some ham outs.
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DeeBo
And then we had a Galani chill last week where Galani watched all of our terrible movies.
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Dick VanMeat
Or Tim yelled at us.
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DeeBo
Tim yelled at us.
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Steve-O
Tim yelled at us.
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Dick VanMeat
yeah
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DeeBo
and And, you know, if you're curious, if you're curious to see who won,
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dirtycheeks
Yeah, that was funny.
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Dick VanMeat
Tim yelled at us and Steve, yeah, and Steve, you know, suck the fun out of the game.
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Steve-O
What talking about?
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dirtycheeks
I...
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Steve-O
You said choose the worst movie. So I chose the worst movie.
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dirtycheeks
ah
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Dick VanMeat
I like that this is like ah like a process. Like we're constantly, we're tweaking the process
May Melee: Best Fight Scenes in Movies
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Dick VanMeat
and we're going to get it one one year.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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dirtycheeks
To be honest, these March badnesses, March badnesses.
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Dick VanMeat
One of these years.
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dirtycheeks
ah um
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Dick VanMeat
Large badness.
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dirtycheeks
I just, it's good to have the memory of a goldfish with them. So I honestly, i forgot all of them.
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DeeBo
I'd say i say we have it monthly. That way Chris really...
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Steve-O
Ooh.
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dirtycheeks
No.
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Dick VanMeat
Every month.
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DeeBo
just
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Steve-O
Come on, Chris. You ready for the May Melee?
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Dick VanMeat
Every month.
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DeeBo
Hey, Chris, you see this bad movie?
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dirtycheeks
No.
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DeeBo
You got to watch it. All I watch is garbage.
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dirtycheeks
There's, i can, I can, I can withstand it for a bit, but.
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Steve-O
May Melee, where we try to pick movies that have the best fight scenes in them.
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dirtycheeks
oh
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DeeBo
Oh shit.
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Steve-O
And you pick the winner.
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Dick VanMeat
Ooh. Oh.
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dirtycheeks
I picked the winner.
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Dick VanMeat
What movie does have the best fight scene?
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Steve-O
i don't know.
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Dick VanMeat
Do you think?
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dirtycheeks
ah
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Steve-O
Maybe we should pick that in Galani and chill.
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dirtycheeks
i I have no fucking clue.
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Steve-O
We
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dirtycheeks
That's why I'm asking.
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Dick VanMeat
I'm trying to think of like a good like a good one off the bat.
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dirtycheeks
Sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get angry like that.
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Dick VanMeat
Blade 2. There's Oldboy.
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dirtycheeks
I really don't know.
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Dick VanMeat
There's The the Raid.
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DeeBo
like Drunken Master 3.
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Dick VanMeat
We just talked about The Raid.
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Steve-O
e
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dirtycheeks
you just say in movies?
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Steve-O
ah You could do It Man.
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Dick VanMeat
There's The Matrix. Yeah, Ip Man.
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dirtycheeks
Did you say Ant-Man? Come on, girl.
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Steve-O
Yeah, It Man versus the Wasp.
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Dick VanMeat
Ip Man.
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dirtycheeks
Guys, can we do a little better than that?
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DeeBo
Uh, can do, uh,
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Steve-O
Yeah, we just end up picking a bunch of shit movies again for you.
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dirtycheeks
You fucking Marvel!
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DeeBo
yeah, du dude, dude, X versus Sever, bro.
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Steve-O
Come on, Chris.
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DeeBo
They got a fight scene in that.
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Steve-O
Dude, the fight scene in X3.
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DeeBo
pretty good. Dude.
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dirtycheeks
It's all movies! You see that part of that story?
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Steve-O
They nailed Colossus.
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DeeBo
Dude. That's.
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah, is it Ip Man versus the Black Belts?
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Steve-O
That is a fucking wonderful scene.
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dirtycheeks
That is great. That is wonderful. I mean, I watched that i' watched that already for Galani and Jill. I have seen that.
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DeeBo
And then Chris just picks that Rowdy Rowdy Piper movie for Best Fight.
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dirtycheeks
I watched every hitman.
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Steve-O
it's been so long.
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dirtycheeks
They Live? Okay.
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DeeBo
Yeah. Put on the glasses!
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Steve-O
No, you're talking about a fucking frog town. Welcome to frog town.
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dirtycheeks
Oh, excuse me. oh Whipping out the deep cuts here.
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Dick VanMeat
or is it Or is it just is it just all is it just old boy?
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dirtycheeks
Roddy Roddy Piper's deep cuts.
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Dick VanMeat
Is it just the old boy hallway scene?
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DeeBo
I mean, when i i think it's like they all have like there has to be a lot of fights.
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Steve-O
that's like that I mean, that inspired Daredevil.
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dirtycheeks
Okay.
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DeeBo
They all got to be pretty back-to-back, which makes me want to say The Raid.
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Dick VanMeat
Is it RRR the entire movie? RRR?
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Steve-O
Ooh, there are...
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dirtycheeks
that me The fight is my pick for my favorite fight.
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Steve-O
What's... Okay, what's better, though? The Mecha Shiva scene or the
Keanu Reeves and Hollywood Influence
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Steve-O
wedding dance?
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dirtycheeks
Well, the wedding dance is the best scene, but the best fight scene...
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
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Steve-O
I think the wedding...
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
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Steve-O
I think the wedding dance might overshadow that scene, though.
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dirtycheeks
ah No, no, no, no, you're right. I think the best fight scene, though, the Mecha-Shiva.
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Steve-O
I know, but like in your head, you'll be like, that was the best fight scene from the movie.
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dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm. I know.
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Steve-O
But it still doesn't beat that
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dirtycheeks
I trust me.
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
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DeeBo
ah
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dirtycheeks
I'm listening to that song to this day. It's on my gym mix. That gets me fucking pumped.
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Steve-O
That's why they don't have any dance songs in in John Wick movies.
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dirtycheeks
Well, I mean, they might need that soon going to keep making them.
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DeeBo
but
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dirtycheeks
And I don't think he can because of his knees.
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Steve-O
hes yeah Does John Wick have bad knees? That's right. Keanu Reeves is officially called John Wick.
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DeeBo
John Wick has bad everything at this point, dude.
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dirtycheeks
Keanu Reeves' knees are destroyed.
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DeeBo
He's been shot like 20 times.
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dirtycheeks
Yes.
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dirtycheeks
I think his in real life, Keanu Reeves' knees are gone.
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Steve-O
this is good This is a controversial take.
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dirtycheeks
they're not They don't exist.
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Steve-O
I think John Wick's an unresponsible dog owner.
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DeeBo
Well, he to to his defense, he only had the dog for like two days.
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dirtycheeks
Oh!
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dirtycheeks
it's It's true. He didn't even... i mean he He didn't instigate the Russians at the gas station.
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Steve-O
No, but then he, um but then at the end of that movie, he adopted a new dog.
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dirtycheeks
Yeah.
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DeeBo
Oh, and then immediately taught it how to kill people.
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dirtycheeks
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Yeah, but like that's the thing.
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DeeBo
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
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Steve-O
like If you're immediately throwing... He adopted a dog the next day, immediately had a freaking hit put out on him.
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dirtycheeks
Alright, well, um I will counter this by saying he adopted a dog that could withstand his his lifestyle a little bit more than the dog he had previously. So at least he had enough responsibility to be like, I'm gonna need a fucking pit bull.
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DeeBo
Well, he didn't pick that dog.
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dirtycheeks
I'm John Wick. Like, i this little puppy.
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Steve-O
He travels a lot in any of the sequels. Does he feed the dog?
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dirtycheeks
Well, he leaves it with Winston at the hotel.
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Steve-O
Maybe you shouldn't adopt a dog you're just going to leave it at hotels.
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dirtycheeks
Oh, you know. Steve, come on. You're John Wicklore.
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DeeBo
You're going to tell John Wick he can't have a dog, dude? I don't know.
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dirtycheeks
He leaves it at the hotel, the Continental.
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Steve-O
If I was Kevin Nash, he might listen because I would show him respect.
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dirtycheeks
But they did kick the dog out after he shot that Italian fella in the confidential.
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Steve-O
Yeah, dogs can't shoot Italian people.
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dirtycheeks
He didn't do that, but he couldn't stay there anymore because John Wick was premature.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Steve-O
That would be quite the cap on the movie if he taught the dog how to do a shooting.
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dirtycheeks
Well, that's the next movie. and They have to do that now. They have to. They have to!
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Steve-O
Can a dog shoot a gun?
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dirtycheeks
Well, um it's funny you bring up John Wick because there is a documentary coming out about making John Wick.
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DeeBo
yeah
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Steve-O
Making John Wick the first one or all of them?
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Dick VanMeat
Really?
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dirtycheeks
Yes.
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DeeBo
Yeah, it's ah it's how they made the first one. No, just the first one, I think.
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Steve-O
Okay.
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DeeBo
Because...
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dirtycheeks
that It's called Wick is Pain.
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DeeBo
Yeah, and spoiler, it's just all about money.
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dirtycheeks
That is the title.
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DeeBo
They're like, we don't have enough money. We had money and then we didn't have have money.
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dirtycheeks
Oh, we ran out of money.
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Steve-O
Hmm.
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DeeBo
And I'm like, yeah, that sounds like every fucking movie ever made.
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Steve-O
It sounds like movies.
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dirtycheeks
And then they zoom in on the guy's face.
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DeeBo
Yeah,
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dirtycheeks
He's on a phone. He's like, we got money.
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Steve-O
We got money.
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dirtycheeks
And then.
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Steve-O
Hey, we spent it.
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DeeBo
and then next scene, he's like, we lost that money. It's just, I swear to God, it's like they had money and then they didn't have money three different times in the same trailer. I was like, we need to chill.
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dirtycheeks
And then Keanu Reeves says some stuff and, you know.
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DeeBo
goes, yeah, it was really hard. and I wanted it to be good.
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Steve-O
I want money.
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DeeBo
I'd love some money, but it sounds like you guys need money.
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dirtycheeks
You know what the documentary should be and it probably won't be? How Keanu Reeves keeps just finding these big franchises and
Marvel Movies: Thunderbolts and Criticisms
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dirtycheeks
just nailing it, right? Like, he's not the best actor, let's be honest.
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Steve-O
hu
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dirtycheeks
He's a nice person, but he's not a great actor and he just seems to find what's really popular. Like, he gets his finger on the pulse regularly.
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Steve-O
No.
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DeeBo
Or maybe he is the pulse, you know?
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dirtycheeks
I don't know.
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Steve-O
I think he's likable.
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dirtycheeks
Maybe. i don't know.
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Steve-O
Like, I think there's like a likability to Keanu Reeves that kind of.
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DeeBo
There's something about him that does get people to watch.
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Steve-O
Because, all right, we have to we have to go from the start.
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dirtycheeks
Is Neo likable, though? I wouldn't necessarily say he's likable.
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Steve-O
Is Ted likable? Is Ted?
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dirtycheeks
ted Ted is likable.
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Steve-O
it's
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dirtycheeks
Yeah, yes.
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Steve-O
Yeah. Ted is likable, which I think extended into the matrix. Well, actually, no extended into speed.
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dirtycheeks
yeah yeah
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Steve-O
And then from speed, we're like, that guy can really take care of business. And I think that might have extended into the matrix.
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dirtycheeks
Because never, I don't necessarily think Neo is a likable character. I think he's like, it's like watching a god, you know, become a god.
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Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
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Steve-O
Yeah, and I think that might have extended into John Wick, where we're like, whoa, that's the guy who kind of fucking extends into a god.
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dirtycheeks
but
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dirtycheeks
Yeah, maybe.
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dirtycheeks
Like that's the, so that's, you're you're saying the metaphysical evolution of Keanu Reeves' career led to John Wick.
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Steve-O
And they killed God's puppy.
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Steve-O
Is that the phase we're in now? Does he have like a next phase, you think?
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dirtycheeks
Well, he's dead. He'd be a dead man. Because he died. but
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Steve-O
No, I don't mean the character. I mean, counter-rease like...
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dirtycheeks
No, I mean the metaphysical... No, I'm saying metaphysical revolution would be... he's he's on He'd be like a ah a vampire in the next movie. Or like ah a zombie man.
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Steve-O
Has he ever played a vampire?
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dirtycheeks
would go to Dracula maybe, but don't think so.
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Steve-O
You're right. He wasn't Dracula.
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Dick VanMeat
and
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Steve-O
Yeah. Keanu has never played a vampire.
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Dick VanMeat
He's killed them.
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dirtycheeks
I wouldn't.
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
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Steve-O
He's killed them.
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dirtycheeks
Yes.
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Steve-O
Yes.
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dirtycheeks
I just think like, cause if you're going along that path, because John Wick in the fourth movie, there is like a definitive thing that happens, right? He's dead.
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dirtycheeks
So you'd have to be just like a, ah rotting corpse in, in whatever movie franchise he goes into next, which I'm all for, to be honest, I'd watch that.
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DeeBo
ah that
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dirtycheeks
So yeah, you got me Keanu again.
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Steve-O
You got him.
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dirtycheeks
You got me again.
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DeeBo
Wait, what did Keanu get you into? John Wick?
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dirtycheeks
Well, no, Steve's saying that the the evolution of his career kind of went along with the franchises that he chose.
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DeeBo
Oh,
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Steve-O
I think, yeah, his previous big franchise rolls in the faith into the current franchise.
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dirtycheeks
Or he should be a really nice guy in the next movie.
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DeeBo
Yeah, what's your...
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dirtycheeks
He's just a nice person.
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Steve-O
That's just Ted again, and he already did that.
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dirtycheeks
Go back, rebirth.
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Steve-O
He did it, but it wasn't great. It was weird.
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dirtycheeks
He's got a new character. He's happy. Doesn't kill anybody. I don't know. I really don't know. He's going to figure it out, though. That's my point. Kiana's going to crack the code on that.
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Steve-O
He better.
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DeeBo
He's going to, it's almost like he could see through the matrix of Hollywood.
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dirtycheeks
I think there... Devin, I think there's some truth to it, to be honest.
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Steve-O
That picture of him sitting on the bench, I think really propelled him to stardom. I think everyone went, aww.
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dirtycheeks
He's had a kind of tragic life, too.
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Dick VanMeat
there's a story i i was watching a um and i guess we'll talk about this in a little bit but i was watching an interview with michael b jordan i don't know if it was about sinners but he was talking about his time on was that that movie he did with keanu hardball when he was like a little kid the baseball team yeah he said and it was like right around the same time
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dirtycheeks
Oh yeah, the baseball team he coaches.
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DeeBo
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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dirtycheeks
Yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
or like right after, they were or maybe it was the same time that Keanu was film filming The Matrix. So Keanu brought Lawrence Fishburne out to meet all the the kids at Hardball and to give them advice, like all these little kids advice.
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dirtycheeks
Cool.
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dirtycheeks
That's awesome.
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah, which I thought was pretty fucking cool.
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dirtycheeks
I mean, he's never not a cool person.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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dirtycheeks
And now he's getting into video games with like cyberpunk. I just fucking, he knows what he's doing.
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Dick VanMeat
And now he's Johnny Silverhand.
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Steve-O
yeah
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dirtycheeks
There's something to it. I used to think he was really stupid.
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah, he controls the zeitgeist.
00:11:18
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude.
00:11:18
Dick VanMeat
Well, there's that, yeah, I mean, you guys, yeah, there's the whole theory that he's immortal. Maybe he's just maybe he's the guy that just ah like turn grinds the gears of history and like just twists it the way it's supposed to go.
00:11:29
DeeBo
Yeah. Well, you know what, man? i used to think that about Tom Cruise, and I'd say the last few years, he's actually looking like remotely close to his age now.
00:11:40
Steve-O
It's hit him suddenly.
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dirtycheeks
Yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
And now and now he's dating Ana de Armas, so it's cool.
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DeeBo
Yeah, it's... I mean, not? my I mean... and not
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dirtycheeks
I think Keanu's in the same, definitely in the same conversations as Tom Cruise, as far as like movie stars. Right.
00:11:55
Steve-O
Best aging. Is that a thing we could do?
00:11:57
DeeBo
Maybe, I don't know. Like, because Tom Cruise can move a fucking mountain if he needs to.
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Steve-O
Because like.
00:12:02
Steve-O
I thought the same thing about Paul Rudd where i was like, wow, that Paul Rudd, he doesn't age.
00:12:02
DeeBo
You know, to get stuff done.
00:12:06
Steve-O
He just looks the same. And then I saw him in that like Nintendo switch to ad. They just put out where he's playing quote unquote, the character from the F zero ad he did as a kid.
00:12:15
DeeBo
Right, yeah.
00:12:16
Steve-O
And I saw that and I was like, oh, he looks haggard and old. And it was the first time I ever thought about that as at Paul Rudd.
00:12:23
dirtycheeks
You ever see him?
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DeeBo
pal Paul, you look like shit.
00:12:25
Steve-O
But I love Paul Rudd. He's wonderful, but.
00:12:27
dirtycheeks
Steve, have you ever, have you seen the production like stills behind the scenes of them shooting doomsday by chance? Has anybody seen them at all?
00:12:35
DeeBo
and I've been avoiding them just because i don't i don't need that in my life.
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Steve-O
No. no
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dirtycheeks
I've seen a few just because I just are almost unavoidable.
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DeeBo
Okay.
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dirtycheeks
I don't know. i ah They pop up thumbnails. I see, right? Every single one I see is Paul Rudd looks absolutely miserable.
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DeeBo
It's just like...
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dirtycheeks
And it's really sad. It's like, he's like never looking at the camera. He's always like kind of staring off in his face.
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DeeBo
Dude, well, I mean, he's definitely like the 15th guy in the scene.
00:13:04
dirtycheeks
I know.
00:13:04
DeeBo
You know, and they're like, um, we'll just have you add zingers in post. Like we'll ADR in.
00:13:10
Steve-O
I mean, you got to kind of feel bad because it's like he signed up for the Ant-Man project.
00:13:10
dirtycheeks
think he's getting sick of it.
00:13:10
DeeBo
Don't worry about it.
00:13:16
Steve-O
I imagine when, um, what's his name from, uh, Shaun of the Dead, Edgar Wright was assigned to it, I bet.
00:13:20
DeeBo
you're right. Yeah.
00:13:22
Steve-O
And so he was like, oh, I'm in to be like the lead in like a huge comedy. And then it's like, no, you're just in the Marvel gears now deal with it.
00:13:32
DeeBo
Yeah, well, I mean, like, he brought in...
00:13:32
dirtycheeks
He's in it.
00:13:34
DeeBo
He basically helped save that movie because he brought in the the director, Peyton Reed, and apparently him and Paul Rudd
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DeeBo
just got into... Like, after everything fell through, they just, like, locked themselves in a hotel for, like, three weeks.
00:13:51
DeeBo
I was like, here's the movie. We fixed it. And, you know, it kind of went from there. But, yeah, I mean, you know, like, ten years on... You're just the 15th guy, especially after how bad his last movie was, which was really bad.
00:14:06
Steve-O
Speaking of Marvel, y'all saw Thunderbolts, right?
00:14:09
dirtycheeks
Y'all saw.
00:14:10
DeeBo
ah John and I did.
00:14:12
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, do we want... Yeah, do you want do we want to talk about that or the the better movie that we watched two weeks ago?
00:14:17
DeeBo
can talk about both. We can talk about both real quick. um
00:14:20
Dick VanMeat
The actual good movie.
00:14:21
dirtycheeks
Well, get the poo-poo out before the feast.
00:14:23
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:14:23
DeeBo
ah Listen, listen, I'm not going to say Poo Poo.
00:14:25
Dick VanMeat
Well, i don't know if it's poo-poo. Everybody's fucking glazing the shit out of this like it's fucking...
00:14:28
DeeBo
It's a good movie.
00:14:30
Dick VanMeat
Like it's goaded. It's really like it's really mid, in my opinion. It wasn't really...
00:14:34
DeeBo
Yeah, john's John's of the opinion that it's...
00:14:36
Dick VanMeat
Like, Devin and Borg were like, oh, they were like, they had their dicks out, they were like touching dick dick tips with each other about it, like, after the movie, and I was like, yeah, it was alright.
00:14:45
DeeBo
You know what
00:14:45
Dick VanMeat
I wasn't, like...
00:14:46
DeeBo
When I think of John's thoughts of this movie, I think of that gif where it's that guy who's grating hamburgers. And he's like, it's all right. Like, it's... It's a good movie. I think John's just of on the lower end of opinion.
00:15:02
Dick VanMeat
I mean, okay.
00:15:02
DeeBo
i don't think it's bad.
00:15:03
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, i didn't think I don't think it's a bad movie either, but...
00:15:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:15:06
Dick VanMeat
people are really like hyping this. Like, I don't know. Like, what have you been reading, Chris? Have you been reading the same shit I've been reading that people are saying?
00:15:13
dirtycheeks
Oh yeah.
00:15:14
Dick VanMeat
It's like, like the top, a top five MCU movie.
00:15:14
dirtycheeks
There's a lot of people glazing this.
00:15:17
Dick VanMeat
It's better than Black Panther.
00:15:19
dirtycheeks
We're back baby.
00:15:19
Dick VanMeat
It's better than Guardians.
00:15:20
dirtycheeks
You know, that kind of, yeah.
00:15:21
DeeBo
really
00:15:21
Dick VanMeat
It's better than, yeah. The things that I've been reading are that, i mean, I don't know if this is just, you know, the James Gunn hatred that's going on too right now, but people are saying it's better than Guardians 3 and it's better than The Suicide Squad.
00:15:29
dirtycheeks
Well, if I were,
00:15:34
Dick VanMeat
And I'm like, I don't know if I would,
00:15:34
dirtycheeks
here here
00:15:36
Dick VanMeat
put it over those there's two movies.
00:15:36
dirtycheeks
Here's the nuance bar that I've that i've seen across the spectrum. Because I've also just been reading spoilers. Because I don't give a fuck. um The nuance bar, it ranges from this is on par with the Suicide Squad.
00:15:53
dirtycheeks
um like a a wonderful team with a really solid ending, something that's really, not so much so that it's like different than most Marvel movies and and it's really praising it. And then the other side of that, I hear like, Florence Poe's good, you know?
00:16:14
Dick VanMeat
She's really good in it.
00:16:15
DeeBo
I think...
00:16:16
dirtycheeks
and And that's like where I'm like, Okay, that's the the the reviews where they seem to bounce back and forth. But it's not, nobody's saying it's bad.
00:16:25
DeeBo
But I mean, like...
00:16:26
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, so...
00:16:27
dirtycheeks
Nobody's saying it's bad.
00:16:27
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:16:29
Steve-O
Is it good in comparison to current day Marvel affair?
00:16:32
Dick VanMeat
Well, that that's the thing.
00:16:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:16:33
Dick VanMeat
Well, that's the thing.
00:16:33
DeeBo
and Yeah, yeah.
00:16:34
Dick VanMeat
It's like, and is this...
00:16:34
DeeBo
I agree with John here.
00:16:36
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, is this like, is the bar just low? Like, okay, so to put it perspective, I, like, do you guys feel, and like,
00:16:39
dirtycheeks
Yeah, it is bad.
00:16:44
Dick VanMeat
I did really like the suicide squad. Right. But do you guys think, do you guys think that a lot of that glazing for that movie is based on the fact that the previous one was hot garbage and that this had super low expectations, right?
00:16:47
Steve-O
Right.
00:16:47
dirtycheeks
I love this.
00:17:01
Dick VanMeat
Like, do you think that a lot of the, a lot of the, this is a really good movie stems from that? Or do you do you think like standalone, like it, you know, it's, it's, you know,
00:17:11
dirtycheeks
I mean, a created peacemaker. I don't know. Like that's gotta count for something.
00:17:15
Steve-O
Yeah. I think, i think the suicide squad is like, you know, it's a, it's a decent movie.
00:17:17
Dick VanMeat
like yeah yeah i'm just
00:17:21
Steve-O
It, it works.
00:17:22
Dick VanMeat
But do you think do you think that if if that if that product was the first Suicide Squad movie, do you think that it would be better?
00:17:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:17:31
Dick VanMeat
Or do you think that it stands on...
00:17:32
dirtycheeks
John, let mean let me throw you let me throw you another question right back at you because this is how I feel.
00:17:36
Dick VanMeat
Okay. Answer my question with a question.
00:17:40
dirtycheeks
I'm answering your question with a question.
00:17:42
Dick VanMeat
Yes.
00:17:43
dirtycheeks
Would you watch any TV show
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dirtycheeks
of any one of these characters standing alone solo?
00:17:53
Steve-O
from Thunderbolts.
00:17:54
dirtycheeks
From Thunderbolts, yes.
00:17:57
Dick VanMeat
Probably, yeah.
00:17:59
dirtycheeks
You would, okay. All right, that's the suicide...
00:18:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, not not all of them.
00:18:02
Steve-O
Can I ask who, who are the, who are the standouts who you think
00:18:02
Dick VanMeat
Not all of them. probably Probably Bucky and Yelena. I would watch a show.
00:18:09
dirtycheeks
Bucky and Yelena. Okay.
00:18:10
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Because everything Yelena has been in is good.
00:18:11
dirtycheeks
Because that's...
00:18:15
Dick VanMeat
And you can't really deny that. You can't take that away from her.
00:18:17
dirtycheeks
That's the bar I keep the Suicide Squad at.
00:18:20
Dick VanMeat
Okay.
00:18:20
dirtycheeks
It had a character. it was a good movie, but it had a great character that definitely could have had his own standalone, and he did, and it was wonderful.
00:18:22
Dick VanMeat
So maybe it's... maybe... it's yeah so maybe
00:18:29
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but also, I mean, the...
00:18:30
dirtycheeks
Maybe even better than the movie itself.
00:18:33
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but but also, the the thing i the thing I used for comparison is the Suicide Squad was also hilarious. Like, it was really fucking funny.
00:18:40
dirtycheeks
It was.
00:18:41
Steve-O
Yes.
00:18:42
Dick VanMeat
Thunderbolts was not really fucking funny, in my opinion.
00:18:45
DeeBo
I will say, refreshingly, it didn't try to be, though.
00:18:46
Dick VanMeat
Which is, like, which isn't a knock...
00:18:49
DeeBo
It didn't try to be, yeah.
00:18:49
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not a knock on the movie.
00:18:51
dirtycheeks
hu
00:18:51
Dick VanMeat
It's just, you know, it's not, like, intentionally, like, you know. But again, like, that's it
00:18:55
dirtycheeks
See, that's where the ball bounces back and in the court for me.
00:18:59
Dick VanMeat
Well, that's where I give the edge to The Suicide Squad because like I feel like and feel like The Suicide Squad, you can you can watch that.
00:18:59
dirtycheeks
For me.
00:19:08
Dick VanMeat
ah like That has like rewatch value based on the fact that it it's really funny.
00:19:12
dirtycheeks
funny. Yeah.
00:19:13
Dick VanMeat
It's really funny movie you know on top of being a good movie too, right?
00:19:13
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:19:16
Dick VanMeat
This one, here's another one, Devin, and i wanted i wanted to I've been saving this for you because I know you really like Thunderbolts.
00:19:21
DeeBo
Okay.
00:19:23
Dick VanMeat
But another thing that i've been another thing I've been seeing since I'm chronically online too
00:19:23
DeeBo
I did. Yeah.
00:19:27
Dick VanMeat
is that a lot of people are complaining are comparing it and saying it's better than, as ah as a movie, it's better than the original Avengers movie.
00:19:38
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:19:38
Dick VanMeat
What do you think? What do you think?
00:19:39
DeeBo
That's tough.
00:19:39
Dick VanMeat
What you think? What you think about that, Devin?
00:19:41
Steve-O
Well, hold on You two.
00:19:42
Dick VanMeat
Because it stands on its own?
00:19:42
Steve-O
not Can I give you both a list of movies that you order from least to, or worst to best?
00:19:43
DeeBo
I would say
00:19:44
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:51
Steve-O
And I want to see how accurate it is. So let's say Suicide Squad, The Suicide Squad, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, Thunderbolts.
00:19:55
DeeBo
Okay. All right. I'm going to make it.
00:19:57
Dick VanMeat
Wait, wait. Yeah, okay. Oh, yeah. You got to say the...
00:19:59
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:20:05
Dick VanMeat
Well, let me get this out of the way. I don't think this movie holds a candle to any of the Guardians movies at all.
00:20:07
Steve-O
Okay.
00:20:11
Steve-O
Okay.
00:20:11
Dick VanMeat
I don't think it's even comparable to those any of those three movies whatsoever. Those three movies, especially the first and... You kind overlooked the second one, but the second one's a really good movie too, right?
00:20:22
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:20:22
DeeBo
yeah Yeah.
00:20:23
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:20:23
Dick VanMeat
But I want to say...
00:20:23
DeeBo
They're all pretty great.
00:20:23
Dick VanMeat
I want to...
00:20:25
dirtycheeks
They're all great.
00:20:25
Dick VanMeat
I want to say 1 and 3 are like masterpieces of of the genre.
00:20:25
dirtycheeks
They're all great.
00:20:29
Dick VanMeat
i would I would go that far to say.
00:20:30
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:20:32
Dick VanMeat
like Guardians of the Galaxy 1 especially. like You can't compare a movie like this to to that, in my opinion.
00:20:38
Steve-O
I mean, we are literally living in a post-Guardians movie universe now. like It infected superhero movies.
00:20:43
Dick VanMeat
Right, exactly. Yeah,
00:20:47
Dick VanMeat
yeah, yeah. yeah and now now it's like it's ah it's a fucking...
00:20:49
dirtycheeks
See, this is the thing, too. And this is my hesitancy towards this this film in general. like we ah we We've seen this formula play out both successfully and absolutely abysmally, both with the Guardians movies and, believe it or not, the Borderlands movies, because that's basically a bad Guardians movie.
00:21:08
Steve-O
Motorlands!
00:21:11
dirtycheeks
that the The genre is starting to show so its age a bit. And I...
00:21:16
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, the anti anti-heroes like team team-ups or whatever.
00:21:18
dirtycheeks
Right. that's where I'm like, like another, another one, another one. Like that's my mentality about it.
00:21:26
Dick VanMeat
And that's the thing. you would You would think that by the third... Because I didn't see Guardians 3 in the theaters because I was kind of like, ah...
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00:21:34
Dick VanMeat
Kind of like kind of over it now. like It can't be better than the other ones. And then I saw and I was like, oh, okay. this is This is fucking amazing.
00:21:41
Dick VanMeat
This is amazing too. so i mean i don't i don't know, Devin. like Fucking... but when you see When I was seeing all these comparisons that people were saying, ah I was seeing the 95% on day one on Rotten Tomatoes.
00:21:55
DeeBo
Yeah. I mean, would say, yeah, John came up to me and he's like, oh, I've been reading all this stuff.
00:21:56
Dick VanMeat
I'm like, oh, shit.
00:22:00
DeeBo
And my response is, I was like, I've weirdly, i haven't like read anything about it.
00:22:05
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:22:05
DeeBo
Like, I was just, you know, i just had a chance.
00:22:06
Steve-O
I just want to see Becky.
00:22:08
Dick VanMeat
I mean, that's what that's kind of why I went to go. Because I honestly wasn't really feeling it. like i was like, oh, maybe I'll wait. Until this is out on Disney Plus. And then.
00:22:20
Dick VanMeat
I saw all the stuff. And and then I texted you there. And I was like. oh are you guys going. Are you guys going.
00:22:23
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
00:22:23
Dick VanMeat
Tonight or tomorrow.
00:22:24
DeeBo
And i was like, oh, okay.
00:22:26
Dick VanMeat
And you're like. we're going tomorrow. And I was like. Oh okay. I might. I mean. I might as well go. And I went in there. Expecting to laugh. Cry. Sing along. With music. And like.
00:22:36
DeeBo
I mean, I'll say this, you know, regarding like, you know, not instead of like trying to tear it, like put it in some sort tier list, like what I liked about this movie, as opposed to say,
00:22:50
DeeBo
Captain America Brave New World is like this movie's about something like there is like a growth which is like i hate to say I hate to say that's like almost bare minimum stuff but
00:22:57
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, do you think that...
00:23:00
dirtycheeks
by the way By the way, I would like to interject that I watched Captain America Brave New
00:23:01
Dick VanMeat
But that's like...
00:23:07
DeeBo
ah Yeah.
00:23:08
Steve-O
Oh.
00:23:09
DeeBo
so So real quick, compared to Brave New World, where like it's not really about anything. It's kind of like spectacle.
00:23:16
dirtycheeks
World. It's about three movies stapled together.
00:23:18
DeeBo
and it and and it mer And basically, its main existence is to further like the core MCU timeline with like two bits of information.
00:23:27
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, so so can i can i can i like can I interject here and say that like there's a lot more for captain um a movie named Captain America to to lose than a movie called The Thunderbolts.
00:23:32
DeeBo
Sure. Sure.
00:23:40
dirtycheeks
Yeah, definitely.
00:23:42
Dick VanMeat
like This is kind of like low stakes.
00:23:42
dirtycheeks
Definitely.
00:23:43
Dick VanMeat
like If this movie bombs and and is a failure, it's not a big deal. right Nobody will care.
00:23:47
dirtycheeks
You're right.
00:23:48
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:23:49
Dick VanMeat
and nobody like And that, I think, is of its is an advantage that it has. like It's kind of like already an underdog.
00:23:56
DeeBo
Oh, for sure. Yeah.
00:23:58
Dick VanMeat
Um, whereas Captain America, it's fucking Captain America. If this movie's bad, then like we're questioning whether or not Marvel has a fuck, like if they, Marvel should just blow everything up, which I feel like they they already decided they were going to blow everything up anyway.
00:24:14
DeeBo
I mean, technically we were supposed to be seeing Kang and instead Thunderbolts this week.
00:24:14
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that's happening.
00:24:15
Dick VanMeat
Right.
00:24:20
DeeBo
The Kang dynasty Avengers movie, you know, before everything blue up.
00:24:23
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, this was under this before Chadwick Boseman died like that, that stuff.
00:24:24
DeeBo
Yeah. yeah It's before a lot of things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think even like COVID maybe, I can't remember.
00:24:28
Dick VanMeat
and before and before yeah And before fucking...
00:24:28
dirtycheeks
having
00:24:31
Dick VanMeat
um
00:24:31
dirtycheeks
And you posted that weird rambling TikTok where you were crying about not being able to see Kang Dynasty this week.
00:24:35
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:38
Steve-O
Yeah, the weird the weird alternate universe.
00:24:39
DeeBo
I said we could have had, we,
00:24:40
Dick VanMeat
and but
00:24:41
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:24:41
Dick VanMeat
I'll give you this.
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00:24:43
Dick VanMeat
This is what I said, and this might be harsh too, because it is like a solid movie um with good performances.
00:24:47
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:24:49
Dick VanMeat
like Yelena's good. Bucky's good. The whole
00:24:53
DeeBo
think David Harbour's good.
00:24:54
Dick VanMeat
i'll go
00:24:54
DeeBo
Red Guardian.
00:24:55
Dick VanMeat
like the whole team Yeah, like, the the team...
00:24:57
DeeBo
Wyatt Russell's good.
00:24:58
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. but the yeah
00:24:58
DeeBo
Actually, I really like Wyatt Russell. Yeah.
00:25:01
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, like, ah Bill Pullman's kid... The Nepo kids... The nepotism kids in this movie are like did a good job, right?
00:25:06
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, the Nepo kids.
00:25:10
Dick VanMeat
The only one we we were missing was Dakota Johnson. But, like so like...
00:25:13
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:25:15
Dick VanMeat
like... I'll give it to you, but, like, the the this might be harsh to say, but, like, the one thing that, like, popped into my head after I was done... After the movie finished, I was like, oh, that could have been that could have been like it felt like a disney plus like tv series like that i watched in a movie theater like that's what it felt like maybe it's because there weren't any big name marvel characters in it right we're in tv shows yeah we're literally literally in the tv shows right and black and the black widow the black widow movie was that was direct to stream right
00:25:39
DeeBo
And because half the cast was in a TV show called Cap Falcon and Winter Soldier.
00:25:40
Steve-O
yeah
00:25:43
Steve-O
a
00:25:45
DeeBo
And like Hawkeye season two. Yeah.
00:25:47
dirtycheeks
It felt like a continuation, not a movie.
00:25:49
DeeBo
I will say.
00:25:54
DeeBo
That was like Yelena. It was both, I think.
00:25:57
Dick VanMeat
What was that, both?
00:25:57
dirtycheeks
No.
00:25:58
Steve-O
no that that was yeah
00:26:00
Dick VanMeat
Oh, that was the big thing where Scarlett Johansson was like, yeah.
00:26:02
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:02
dirtycheeks
Me and Devin saw that and in theaters.
00:26:04
DeeBo
Yeah, and you know what? I actually re-watched that the next day. re-watched it on Saturday. That's a better movie than I remembered it being.
00:26:10
dirtycheeks
okay. Yeah.
00:26:13
DeeBo
I'll be honest.
00:26:13
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:26:14
DeeBo
It's not... it's It definitely kind of like falls apart in the back end, but...
00:26:16
Dick VanMeat
Again, Florence Pugh kind of carries that movie.
00:26:17
Steve-O
yeah Yeah, she really carries that.
00:26:19
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:26:21
Dick VanMeat
She carries the shit out of that movie.
00:26:22
dirtycheeks
i'm at a big I'm not a big fan of what they did with the... What was their name? The Taskmaster?
00:26:27
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:26:27
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:28
Dick VanMeat
you might You might like this movie then, Chris.
00:26:28
DeeBo
It's it's not good. Yeah.
00:26:31
Dick VanMeat
But... Oh, you said you've been reading spoilers.
00:26:32
DeeBo
You know...
00:26:34
Dick VanMeat
But, I mean... I ah just like...
00:26:37
DeeBo
You know, i I'll say this.
00:26:38
Dick VanMeat
I don't know.
00:26:38
DeeBo
This was the first.
00:26:40
Dick VanMeat
The big battle, Devin, the big battle of the team versus the big threat just didn't feel real to me.
00:26:47
DeeBo
Yeah, you didn't you didn't like it.
00:26:49
Dick VanMeat
I wasn't a fan how that was the...
00:26:49
DeeBo
I like I
00:26:50
Dick VanMeat
I don't know. how that was the
00:26:54
DeeBo
i feel like there's only so many ways you can go regarding who's involved.
00:26:55
Dick VanMeat
i don't know
00:26:59
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:26:59
DeeBo
i will say I will say when I watch this, this is one of those movies where I was like, we've got to figure out a coloring situation. like These movies all look way too gray. like This movie is like unnecessarily gray at points.
00:27:14
Dick VanMeat
Man, maybe they saw maybe they saw the Zack Snyder heads complaining about the color grading and the Superman trailers.
00:27:15
Steve-O
You know, that's.
00:27:19
DeeBo
Yeah, the color gray this movie is two tones.
00:27:20
Dick VanMeat
So they're like, so like, you know what?
00:27:22
DeeBo
It's gold.
00:27:23
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:27:23
DeeBo
It's a golden hue and then just slate gray.
00:27:25
dirtycheeks
Gold?
00:27:27
DeeBo
And it's...
00:27:29
Dick VanMeat
Dude, Bill Pullman did a good job, but, like, I really would like to see Steven Yeun's take on on that character.
00:27:30
Steve-O
That's interesting.
00:27:36
Dick VanMeat
That would have been interesting to me.
00:27:36
dirtycheeks
Oh, God. That is such a... That is such a miss.
00:27:39
Dick VanMeat
That would have been interesting to me.
00:27:39
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:27:40
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:27:40
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that one is...
00:27:41
Dick VanMeat
It really sucks.
00:27:42
dirtycheeks
That's the... I just see him in that costume and...
00:27:45
Dick VanMeat
It wasn't he... He was a Bob in Top Gun, right? Wasn't he Bob in Top Gun, too?
00:27:49
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. Lewis Pullman. Yeah.
00:27:52
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, he was Bob, too.
00:27:54
DeeBo
Yeah. He's a ah yeah. I liked it.
00:27:56
Dick VanMeat
No, but, like, just the whole, like...
00:27:56
DeeBo
I did.
00:27:58
Dick VanMeat
Like a lot of people are saying that like he that he was the best performance in the movie and I just could not.
00:28:03
DeeBo
Yeah. That's that's a bit.
00:28:04
Dick VanMeat
I couldn't. I couldn't.
00:28:05
DeeBo
That's a bit strong.
00:28:06
Dick VanMeat
but But do you I think if Steven Yeun did that character in that in the way it was written, it would have been he would have blown you like it.
00:28:10
dirtycheeks
it would have been.
00:28:13
Dick VanMeat
That could have been it right there because that even Steven Yeun is is a fucking like master actor.
00:28:15
Steve-O
That would have been the thing.
00:28:20
dirtycheeks
Seeing him what he's doing with Invincible, just with the voice, like, I can't imagine him not nailing Sentry.
00:28:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:28:27
Steve-O
I've never not been impressed by Steven Yeun.
00:28:29
dirtycheeks
Yep.
00:28:29
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I mean, and then fucking Minari too, like like actual real movies that he's done. Like tackling a character that is going through like, I mean, what would you say?
00:28:34
DeeBo
OK, Harry Styles, tone of tone.
00:28:39
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, like bipolar disorder or just like like it like oppress like just major depressive disorder. Like what what is thing
00:28:48
DeeBo
ah Well, in the comics, he's agoraphobic. He doesn't like going outside. But he's – yeah, in the movie, Bob is like – he's like very much like bipolar, god complex.
00:29:01
Dick VanMeat
Bipolar. like recovering Recovering drug addict. like That kind of thing.
00:29:03
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, meth addict.
00:29:04
Dick VanMeat
yeah
00:29:05
DeeBo
He was – yeah, he's a mess.
00:29:08
Dick VanMeat
Steven Yeun would have fucking...
00:29:08
DeeBo
Yeah. yeah
00:29:11
Dick VanMeat
The movie is worse now.
00:29:12
DeeBo
but You know, did it's like, that's the thing though.
00:29:13
Dick VanMeat
Because we could have had Steven Yeun play that guy that character.
00:29:14
DeeBo
It's like, it's not like he was doing it and then the he got, he passed away.
00:29:18
Dick VanMeat
I know, but...
00:29:19
Steve-O
Thank
00:29:19
DeeBo
Like he was, they wanted him. He's like, I have a scheduling conflict. I'm sorry.
00:29:23
Dick VanMeat
But they go with Bill Pullman's son.
00:29:23
DeeBo
Hey man, I don't want to, he didn't do a bad job by any means.
00:29:25
Dick VanMeat
Like, come on.
00:29:28
Dick VanMeat
Whereas Sinner's Whereas Sinners go goes with a ah guy that's never fucking done anything ever and as in in a movie ever before as the as the heart as the heart of the movie.
00:29:36
dirtycheeks
Mmm. Fresh blood.
00:29:40
Dick VanMeat
Like, come on, man.
00:29:41
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, I guess it's – listen, listen, not not to not to like nail fucking stakes in the sinners right away, but it's pretty obvious.
00:29:42
Dick VanMeat
You know what? Let Ryan Coogler do Thunderbolts, too.
00:29:47
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, don't know why I've compared these two movies because it's literally, it's really...
00:29:50
DeeBo
It's pretty obvious that that guy is not a seasoned actor, preacher boy, but it's fine. It's fine.
00:29:56
Dick VanMeat
yeah okay.
00:29:57
DeeBo
I'm not saying, you know, if you put somebody else in there, I'm not saying they wouldn't have done a better job at acting.
00:30:02
Dick VanMeat
I'm just saying, yeah. They could have went with fucking Denzel Washington's son. They could have went with you know somebody else's son to be to be fucking preacher boy.
00:30:13
DeeBo
but
00:30:14
Dick VanMeat
But no, they went with somebody that could learn how to play the blues and sing.
00:30:18
dirtycheeks
so we're talking about the movie we've seen right yeah Seinfeld's
00:30:19
DeeBo
I think he was already... Yeah, yeah. No, we're talking about Thunderbolts.
00:30:22
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, yeah.
00:30:23
DeeBo
It's Thunder.
00:30:23
Dick VanMeat
We're talking about anti we're talking about the anti-Nepo movie Sinners.
00:30:23
DeeBo
It's the villain.
00:30:26
dirtycheeks
kid
00:30:27
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, that indie flick made by Warner Bros.
00:30:31
dirtycheeks
a
00:30:32
Dick VanMeat
but ah is there Are there any nepa Nepa babies in this movie? i don't think there are.
00:30:36
DeeBo
there's gotta be.
00:30:37
Dick VanMeat
Right?
00:30:38
DeeBo
Is it Steinfeld?
00:30:39
dirtycheeks
yeah seinfeld's kid
00:30:40
DeeBo
I don't know.
00:30:41
dirtycheeks
Jerry Seinfeld's kid.
00:30:42
DeeBo
Seriously.
00:30:42
Dick VanMeat
sure
00:30:42
Steve-O
fan. and
00:30:43
Dick VanMeat
Jerry Stine.
00:30:43
dirtycheeks
Jerry Seinfeld's kid.
00:30:45
DeeBo
yeah
00:30:45
dirtycheeks
You know, it's a great show.
00:30:46
Dick VanMeat
Oh, Michael B. Jordan. up ah Michael Jordan's kid.
00:30:48
DeeBo
Yeah, Michael Jordan's kid, dude.
00:30:48
dirtycheeks
Yeah, Michael Jordan's kid.
00:30:48
Dick VanMeat
Michael B.
00:30:49
Dick VanMeat
Jordan. and
00:30:50
DeeBo
Duh.
00:30:50
dirtycheeks
Now you're getting it, John.
00:30:50
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, he really earn he really earned really he really earned his way up to the
00:30:52
dirtycheeks
Now you're figuring it out. Now you're...
00:30:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:30:56
Dick VanMeat
and wow
00:31:00
Dick VanMeat
Uh, Hailee Steinfeld is not a Nepo baby at all.
00:31:02
DeeBo
No, good.
00:31:03
Dick VanMeat
i'm looking I'm looking at her right now.
00:31:03
DeeBo
Hey. What about Delta Slim? Is he in that body?
00:31:08
Dick VanMeat
Delroy? Delroy
00:31:10
DeeBo
No. Hold on.
00:31:12
Dick VanMeat
Lindo? The goat?
00:31:12
DeeBo
Hold on. Hold on.
00:31:14
Dick VanMeat
Oh yeah, Steve, did steve did you get it did you get a chance to watch this movie, Steve?
00:31:14
Steve-O
This would be a fun website.
00:31:14
DeeBo
No, not Googling this. It's stupid thing to Google.
00:31:18
Steve-O
No, this week's been real busy with me, but oh my goodness.
00:31:19
Dick VanMeat
I don't want to spoil only anything.
00:31:22
DeeBo
like just
00:31:22
Steve-O
Oh my goodness.
00:31:23
Dick VanMeat
Well, they're re-releasing it in IMAX because people are fucking, have their pitchforks out and they
00:31:23
Steve-O
I've been just...
00:31:23
dirtycheeks
It's a good one.
00:31:27
Steve-O
People are clamoring for it.
00:31:29
DeeBo
yeah
00:31:29
Dick VanMeat
and I'll tell you this, I saw it again in IMAX, and I was fucking blown away.
00:31:34
Steve-O
Wait, did they already pull it from the from IMAX?
00:31:36
DeeBo
Well, dude, you only get like two weeks in IMAX, dude.
00:31:36
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, for Thunderbolts.
00:31:39
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:31:39
Dick VanMeat
They pulled it for the Disney Plus movie that's out that people are fucking glazing because because it's it's above zero. Like, it's better than ah than a nothing movie, that's which is what they've been putting out.
00:31:48
Steve-O
People are like, wow, wow, they didn't just shit the bed.
00:31:51
Dick VanMeat
so Sorry, I kind of sound like Chris Galani right now, but I'm a little bitter.
00:31:55
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:31:56
Dick VanMeat
yeah
00:31:56
dirtycheeks
a
00:31:57
Dick VanMeat
and they're that They've taken a masterpiece off of IMAX for this.
00:31:58
dirtycheeks
Yes, yes, yes. Let the hate flow through you.
00:32:01
Steve-O
You remember when movies just used to exist in theaters for like months and months and months?
00:32:02
dirtycheeks
the hate flow through you.
00:32:04
DeeBo
for months, like sometimes like 10 months. Yeah.
00:32:07
Steve-O
Just because it was like popular, it was like you could just be like, hey, let's go see that movie that we love.
00:32:09
DeeBo
I do.
00:32:13
dirtycheeks
Steve, I literally was one of those March badness movies you guys made me watch.
00:32:14
Dick VanMeat
i man, it's Sinners.
00:32:18
dirtycheeks
There was literally a movie which they were going to release direct to video when it was out in theaters in two months. And theaters boycotted them. They didn't have that type of power anymore.
00:32:31
Steve-O
Which one?
00:32:31
Dick VanMeat
There used to be
00:32:32
dirtycheeks
um i think it was... i can't remember exactly which one it was.
00:32:35
Steve-O
Apple.
00:32:36
dirtycheeks
Not The Apple. It wasn't The Apple.
00:32:39
DeeBo
Wait, Chris, how many times were you watching these March badness movies and you were like, I could have be watching sinners again.
00:32:45
Dick VanMeat
I could be watching Sinners again right now.
00:32:46
DeeBo
How many times?
00:32:48
DeeBo
I should have just watched sinners.
00:32:48
dirtycheeks
every movie a new experience it's all they're all different worlds devon sometimes gotta go into the bad ones
00:32:54
Steve-O
Imagine if you only saw those movies and then you saw Sinners.
00:32:54
DeeBo
don't
00:33:00
dirtycheeks
well that's kind of what happened steve to be perfectly honest with you
00:33:04
Steve-O
Just lost all faith in movies until you saw Sinners. Hmm.
00:33:06
dirtycheeks
I saw Sinners. No, well, Steve, it goes a little deeper than that, bud. um The last couple movies I've seen, or at least the last film I've seen in theaters, I was deeply underwhelmed by. And then I watched all the bad movies in March.
00:33:21
dirtycheeks
And then I got to sit down, and or at least I watched a good chunk of them, and I got to sit down and watch fucking Sinners.
00:33:21
DeeBo
And you're like, oh, maybe.
00:33:27
Steve-O
And you were like Danny DeVito in that one episode of Always Sunny.
00:33:31
dirtycheeks
It was like fresh air.
00:33:32
Dick VanMeat
Wait, so so is that does that mean the bar was the bar is low for you and that sinners could be...
00:33:34
dirtycheeks
was fresh air. No, it has nothing to do with the bar. It was like, all right.
00:33:41
Dick VanMeat
Okay, I'll just...
00:33:41
dirtycheeks
It was like if I, John, let me give you an example. It was like if I was stuck in a cave for years and I hadn't seen the sun and I exit the cave on a whim and i walk out and I see the most perfect rose growing out the side of the cave and I collapse and cry.
00:34:00
dirtycheeks
That's what it was.
00:34:01
Dick VanMeat
Oh, okay.
00:34:02
dirtycheeks
Okay. Okay.
00:34:03
Dick VanMeat
It was ah it was like ah it Shawshank Redemption when they escaped jail. Is that what it was like?
00:34:07
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:34:07
Steve-O
a
00:34:07
DeeBo
i see I wonder what Steve's expectations are for this movie at this point.
00:34:10
Dick VanMeat
And the rain the rain is falling on Tim Robbins' face? that That's you?
00:34:14
dirtycheeks
Yes, very much.
00:34:15
Dick VanMeat
In Shawshank?
00:34:16
dirtycheeks
Very much.
00:34:17
DeeBo
Yeah, I think Steve's expectations for this movie have to be pretty obscene at this point.
00:34:17
dirtycheeks
Yes.
00:34:21
dirtycheeks
i That's just how I went into it.
00:34:21
Dick VanMeat
ah be No, and you know what? no yeah To be honest, though, it was the same as as Thunderbolts.
00:34:23
dirtycheeks
but
00:34:28
Dick VanMeat
I went into Sinners seeing Oh, it's it's been 100% for like five days. Like, all everyone's talking about is how amazing this movie is. And then I watched it and I was like, oh yeah, it was an amazing movie.
00:34:40
DeeBo
You know what? This is going to be Steve's monkey, man. I guarantee It he's right it was good.
00:34:44
Steve-O
Yeah, you think it's going to be my Here, here, I'll give you ones that were my monkey man.
00:34:44
Dick VanMeat
No way, dude. No, no, no.
00:34:49
Dick VanMeat
I think Steve's gonna, I actually think Steve's gonna really love this movie, to be honest.
00:34:52
dirtycheeks
Wait, what, what, yeah, Steve, what are your monkey mans?
00:34:55
Steve-O
I think my monkey man might be the Vivich.
00:34:58
dirtycheeks
the Yeah, dear you're, you're onto that, baby.
00:34:59
Steve-O
Because I remember people being like, people being like, this...
00:35:01
dirtycheeks
I love that.
00:35:01
Dick VanMeat
no No, you know what?
00:35:02
dirtycheeks
I really like that movie.
00:35:03
Dick VanMeat
I'll tell you what Steve's Monkey Man is.
00:35:03
Steve-O
Nah,
00:35:05
Dick VanMeat
was Red Dead Redemption 2.
00:35:06
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:35:07
Steve-O
nah, hold on.
00:35:07
DeeBo
a
00:35:07
dirtycheeks
Hey, I'll take that monkey man too.
00:35:08
Dick VanMeat
That's It's my Thunderbolts.
00:35:08
Steve-O
Hold on.
00:35:13
dirtycheeks
That's my monkey man.
00:35:13
Steve-O
i think I think Red Dead Redemption 2 is a mind-blowing kind of accomplishment in video gaming. It is a story that is unrivaled.
00:35:24
Dick VanMeat
It's my Thunderbolts. It's just the bar has been low for so long.
00:35:25
Steve-O
I think it's a decent video game. I think it's a decent game. But I think everything else in that game exceeds. But what I'm saying is, I think i think Sinners is one of those one of those situations where you're you're kind of in a desert.
00:35:35
Dick VanMeat
Okay.
00:35:41
Steve-O
And you're you've been... you've been a And you need that, like that thing to remind you that like, there's a reason why like cinema is art because I think we've been like force fed corporate, like fucking slogans and brands for so long that you need somebody being like, I have a vision. i have like a story I need to tell.
00:36:03
Steve-O
And that's, what that's what it sounds like sinners is.
00:36:05
dirtycheeks
Definitely.
00:36:06
Dick VanMeat
Oh, it's still sitting at 98 right now.
00:36:06
dirtycheeks
There's... there there's there's a momentum in that movie that isn't in a lot of movies I've seen in the past four months.
00:36:09
Dick VanMeat
Damn.
00:36:15
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:36:15
dirtycheeks
There's, and there's a willing to take risks too. Like that's a big thing about sinners.
00:36:22
Dick VanMeat
Dude, and it's like, and it's not even like, because to be honest, I had a very shallow preemptive take on this movie. I thought it was just going to be racist white vampires versus black people.
00:36:35
dirtycheeks
Me too. Me too.
00:36:36
Dick VanMeat
That's what I thought it to but it was so much deeper than that.
00:36:40
dirtycheeks
Exactly.
00:36:41
Dick VanMeat
It goes way, way deep.
00:36:43
dirtycheeks
and i And I think taking risks, like those big risks that I really think Sinners does take, it it pays off so much.
00:36:45
Dick VanMeat
Way deep.
00:36:49
Dick VanMeat
ah
00:36:52
Dick VanMeat
The risk of like, the risk of like, like gambling that you're, that your audience is intelligent enough to understand some of the stuff.
00:37:00
dirtycheeks
Yes. Yes. Yes.
00:37:02
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, i would I would say so.
00:37:02
dirtycheeks
One scene in particular that I think is my favorite scene in the movie, I would say, is a risk.
00:37:07
Dick VanMeat
i probably Probably one of the best. Yeah, a lot of people are saying it's going to go down as like one of the best things to come out of a movie in the last like decade, probably.
00:37:17
Steve-O
Oh, it's going to be like that that scene.
00:37:18
Dick VanMeat
that's yeah Again, I don't want to fucking hype it up for you.
00:37:20
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude.
00:37:20
Steve-O
That reference there whenever...
00:37:22
Dick VanMeat
i don't want to hype it up for you.
00:37:23
Steve-O
No, no, no. Here's the thing.
00:37:23
DeeBo
But your life's going to be different after you see that movie with that scene.
00:37:24
Steve-O
Here's the thing.
00:37:26
Dick VanMeat
But yeah, it's going to change your life.
00:37:27
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:37:28
Steve-O
I have the faith. I have the faith that like, yes, this is going to 100% live up to expectations. I think the few times where people have been like, oh, you got to see the Vavich. It's the scariest movie you'll ever see.
00:37:41
Steve-O
Every time somebody tries to sell that to me, it never lives up to expectations. But this just sounds like it's like a masterpiece of a film where like,
00:37:48
Dick VanMeat
where where name some Name a couple of times where it did. where it did
00:37:52
Steve-O
where it did everything everywhere all at once. I think that was a movie that people 100% was like, you have to see this movie.
00:37:54
Dick VanMeat
Okay.
00:37:58
Steve-O
It's life-changing, and it was.
00:37:58
Dick VanMeat
Okay.
00:38:00
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that that movie is really blast.
00:38:00
Steve-O
Like...
00:38:01
Dick VanMeat
ah What about Hereditary? That was another one where i was everyone was like, this is the next Exorcist.
00:38:04
Steve-O
yeah No, Hereditary... but Complete Grand Slam.
00:38:07
Dick VanMeat
And I was like, fuck you.
00:38:09
Steve-O
Complete Grand Slam.
00:38:09
dirtycheeks
And you know, you guys all have but you guys all you you guys all had the pleasure to show that to me too because I was like the only person that didn't see it with you.
00:38:09
Dick VanMeat
was like, oh, it's better that it's better than the Exorcist.
00:38:12
Steve-O
Mmm.
00:38:13
Dick VanMeat
Shit.
00:38:19
DeeBo
Yeah, that's right.
00:38:20
Steve-O
Mmm. Mmm.
00:38:20
dirtycheeks
and i saw And you were all watching that with me and waiting for those scenes. That was a fun experience in general for me.
00:38:28
Steve-O
I think Parasite.
00:38:28
dirtycheeks
i
00:38:29
Steve-O
I remember we were doing the podcast and Chris was like, oh yeah, this movie Parasite.
00:38:30
dirtycheeks
Paris, like...
00:38:30
Dick VanMeat
Oh yeah, Parasite, too.
00:38:33
Steve-O
People are saying it's like the best film. Like, I forget what you, what wording you said, but like you basically were like, people are losing their mind for this movie.
00:38:37
Dick VanMeat
Ever. Of all time.
00:38:42
dirtycheeks
Hmm.
00:38:43
Steve-O
And you were like, I could pull it up for us.
00:38:45
dirtycheeks
Hmm.
00:38:46
dirtycheeks
Hmm.
00:38:46
Steve-O
And we were like, well maybe, maybe.
00:38:47
Dick VanMeat
That movie... I remember the the the copy that i that somebody bequeathed to me that I watched in a sewer somewhere was the subtitles were like for some reason in the middle of the screen instead of the bottom.
00:39:01
dirtycheeks
yeah ah
00:39:03
Dick VanMeat
And I was like, this would really fuck me up. But I was so into the movie that it didn't even matter.
00:39:08
Steve-O
Did that hype give that movie like oh ah like a worldwide release?
00:39:15
dirtycheeks
I have to imagine it pushed things forward.
00:39:15
Dick VanMeat
Maybe, yeah.
00:39:15
Dick VanMeat
Like after, yeah.
00:39:17
Steve-O
Because I feel like at the time, like we couldn't watch it in a theater.
00:39:17
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:39:21
Dick VanMeat
yeah yeah it wasn't Yeah, it didn't come out in the theaters here at the same time as, like I guess, Korea.
00:39:25
dirtycheeks
Well, guess what?
00:39:25
Dick VanMeat
What,
00:39:27
dirtycheeks
In the moving and forward into the future, we won't be soon.
00:39:30
Steve-O
What the fuck is that about, Chris? That is such a fucking nightmare.
00:39:35
Dick VanMeat
that they're remaking Parasite in English?
00:39:37
Steve-O
No, the fact that the international film is going to have tariffs now, like what?
00:39:37
dirtycheeks
No!
00:39:40
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah.
00:39:43
Dick VanMeat
no not only that, but American published movies that are produced or filmed outside of the country are going to have tariffs.
00:39:49
dirtycheeks
Well, Steve, I just gotta pirate movies now.
00:39:49
Dick VanMeat
which which Which goes to doom to Doomsday too. Avengers avengers do yeah avengers doomsday ah ventures Doomsday is being filmed in London, I think, I read.
00:39:53
Steve-O
So every movie is going to take place in Georgia.
00:39:54
dirtycheeks
I'm worried.
00:40:01
Dick VanMeat
And that's going to get, it's going to be double the budget because of the tariffs.
00:40:06
Steve-O
Everything's going to be fucking green screens now, man.
00:40:08
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:40:08
Steve-O
It's already that, but now worse.
00:40:08
dirtycheeks
Yep. It's going to way worse.
00:40:12
Dick VanMeat
I love it.
00:40:12
dirtycheeks
No location shooting anymore unless it's in America.
00:40:14
Dick VanMeat
What about it Sinners? Sinners was filmed in America though. We're good.
00:40:18
dirtycheeks
Yeah, it's homegrown, baby.
00:40:19
Dick VanMeat
Wait, where did...
00:40:20
DeeBo
We're good, and it's already out.
00:40:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:40:22
dirtycheeks
ah
00:40:25
Dick VanMeat
Well, I'm just talking about if we get, you know, Sinners 2, Sinners 3, the Sinners cinematic universe.
00:40:30
dirtycheeks
I guess I'm just going to... Guys, I'll be honest with you.
00:40:34
Steve-O
Maddox Universe.
00:40:34
dirtycheeks
When RRR2 comes out, i'm just going to move to India. You just won't see me anymore.
00:40:39
Dick VanMeat
Dude, I'll pay $100 to see that in the theater. I don't even care.
00:40:42
dirtycheeks
I was like, that's it.
00:40:43
Dick VanMeat
ahll pay g i'll pay gpa six I'll pay GTA 6 money to see that.
00:40:43
dirtycheeks
I'm going here
00:40:46
Steve-O
Yeah, yo'll you'll play the bump.
00:40:47
Dick VanMeat
The RRR in the theaters.
00:40:49
Steve-O
Well, you'll have to wait a year then.
00:40:49
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:40:50
dirtycheeks
here.
00:40:52
Steve-O
um
00:40:53
dirtycheeks
Jesus.
00:40:54
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, anyway, Sinners.
00:40:54
dirtycheeks
Anyway.
00:40:56
Steve-O
Is Sinners from the crew like a merry hands down from all y'all?
00:40:57
dirtycheeks
Wonderful.
00:40:59
Dick VanMeat
Dude. Yeah, dude.
00:41:01
dirtycheeks
Definitely.
00:41:02
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:41:02
Dick VanMeat
I mean, like, okay, so like you know what it's you know what the concept is, right?
00:41:06
Dick VanMeat
You know that Michael B. Jordan plays two two characters, right?
00:41:08
Steve-O
Yes. Yes.
00:41:10
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. So, like, that's all you really need to know, to be honest.
00:41:15
DeeBo
I like how Steve's like, is it a Mary?
00:41:15
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:41:15
Dick VanMeat
um
00:41:17
DeeBo
You're like Michael P. Jordan's in it twice.
00:41:19
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:41:20
DeeBo
And that's your, um yeah.
00:41:20
Dick VanMeat
I mean, yeah, like,
00:41:21
dirtycheeks
Fucking seamless, buddy, too.
00:41:22
DeeBo
So Steve, clearly that means honestly.
00:41:23
dirtycheeks
Let me tell you. Seamless. Seamless.
00:41:26
Steve-O
Seamless.
00:41:27
dirtycheeks
Seamless.
00:41:27
Steve-O
I love that.
00:41:27
Dick VanMeat
Dude, he had to wear...
00:41:28
DeeBo
Yeah. The best I've ever seen.
00:41:28
Dick VanMeat
Did you see the thing he had to wear? Because they theyve they they they shot it on fucking film. So it's like they couldn't they couldn't like Photoshop him easily.
00:41:34
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:41:38
Dick VanMeat
So he had to... I was watching something. but They were talking about the production. They had to you know stationary the camera, the IMAX camera, where the scene was.
00:41:48
Dick VanMeat
And do the and Michael B. Jordan had to do the scene twice.
00:41:51
Steve-O
I might have watched something similar to that, John, because I was watching a clip of Ryan Coogler losing his mind over film types.
00:42:00
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah, mar he where he was explained yeah.
00:42:00
DeeBo
of where you're talking about Kodak.
00:42:01
Steve-O
Yeah, was that? Mm-hmm.
00:42:03
Dick VanMeat
he was explaining all the all the different film formats.
00:42:04
dirtycheeks
Right here, we got the 60 millimeter film moment.
00:42:06
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:42:07
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man, I love that.
00:42:08
dirtycheeks
Right here, we go load this up.
00:42:08
Dick VanMeat
Dude, that shit gets me that shit gets me fucking hard, dude.
00:42:10
dirtycheeks
See how this looks.
00:42:11
Dick VanMeat
like That shit gets me fucking hard. And I almost went in on Rey.
00:42:14
dirtycheeks
Love that guy.
00:42:17
Dick VanMeat
Because he was like, oh this is just a gimmick. And I'm like, no, it's not. This is real.
00:42:21
DeeBo
It's not a gimmick.
00:42:22
Dick VanMeat
We need shit like this.
00:42:23
Steve-O
you That's the thing you need.
00:42:23
Dick VanMeat
We need stuff like this.
00:42:24
Steve-O
You need the passion behind it because that makes it not a gimmick. Like when someone gets excited to do new things, to use new things, anybody can make a movie to explore, to try new things.
00:42:28
dirtycheeks
I think so.
00:42:33
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, they have the passion for yeah
00:42:37
Steve-O
That is that is what adds those touchstones to masterpieces.
00:42:40
Dick VanMeat
Nah, dude. There is just like... Yeah, and then... when they re cause I heard they're re-releasing an IMAX in a couple weeks, but then I i read also that they're re-releasing it again in IMAX in August or something for some reason.
00:42:55
Dick VanMeat
So just like... try
00:42:56
dirtycheeks
It is a summer movie, I will say.
00:42:57
Dick VanMeat
Try to get in try to get in there, Steve.
00:42:59
dirtycheeks
It feels more like a summer movie.
00:42:59
Dick VanMeat
Even the IMAX, and even the IMAX in Cherry Hill, that's where I saw it.
00:43:00
Steve-O
that
00:43:03
Dick VanMeat
It was like way different than when we saw it in our baby theater first time.
00:43:07
Steve-O
but So must see IMAX.
00:43:07
Dick VanMeat
And I, I think, I think you, I think you have to.
00:43:08
Steve-O
Must see.
00:43:09
dirtycheeks
Let me tell you all right now, Steve, this movie's hot. That's what i'm all I'm going to say.
00:43:13
Dick VanMeat
It's so good.
00:43:13
dirtycheeks
Hot! <unk>
00:43:15
Steve-O
Love to hear it. I love this.
00:43:16
Dick VanMeat
It's, it's gonna be, yeah, like, they're, like, I'm, like, you know, I don't know, there's like a, usually a point in time, uh, in the middle or towards the end of the year where, where we start, like,
00:43:27
Dick VanMeat
spitting out anti-fannies dude i can think like five awards this anti-fanny awards the center is gonna get already like it's like like it's already like on my radar for like but i want to create the the the google spreadsheet now so i can make sure
00:43:34
Steve-O
I love that.
00:43:42
DeeBo
You want to be like best twins, best twins in a movie.
00:43:45
Steve-O
I mean, you know, we could do that and we could start figuring out like the trophies we want to do.
00:43:48
Dick VanMeat
best everything
00:43:50
Steve-O
Cause like, you know, it, it's kind of interesting. Cause when we do it, we're like, Oh yeah, we'll be able to do this whole list. and then we're like, fuck, we have to do three episodes.
00:43:58
Dick VanMeat
No, but yeah, no, yeah, and then like, yeah, but like, the thing is, like, there's all, there's so many other good movies that are, that are coming out that I'm expecting to good this year, you know?
00:43:59
Steve-O
But,
00:44:04
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah. What?
00:44:06
Steve-O
i've been I've been writing down my best of 2025 so far.
00:44:10
DeeBo
Oh, okay.
00:44:10
Steve-O
um It's just a small list right now, but like anytime I'm like playing something or like watching something where I've been like, oh, this is something special that like I want to remember. Because it's really hard to remember things from January when we do it in December.
00:44:23
dirtycheeks
Yeah, i know.
00:44:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:44:25
dirtycheeks
There's two shows in particular that I have to fucking make sure I remember.
00:44:25
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:44:29
dirtycheeks
Severance and Yellow Jackets are like those two that I'm like, I don't see anything beating them all.
00:44:36
Steve-O
I wrote down severance.
00:44:37
Dick VanMeat
Oh, daredev Daredevil? Daredevil's not going to beat those?
00:44:40
dirtycheeks
No!
00:44:40
Steve-O
It's a it's a shame, too, because like portions of Daredevil's the born again, was really good.
00:44:42
Dick VanMeat
ah just ki i just ki it I'm just
00:44:49
Steve-O
But it was like the weird like unevenness. And Devin, you called that out real early, I remember.
00:44:53
dirtycheeks
I'm...
00:44:55
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. i was I was reading something about, because of the way they had to like shoot it and then reshoot it, it seemed like it was going to be pretty tumultuous. Which is shitty, because this first, like...
00:45:05
Dick VanMeat
Guys, Lilo lelo and Stitch... Lilo and Stitch is coming out in few weeks.
00:45:08
dirtycheeks
I'll be honest with you guys. I'm used to that with Daredevil. To be perfectly blunt.
00:45:13
DeeBo
Yeah, netflix Netflix had a real knack for just kind of
00:45:14
Steve-O
the
00:45:16
Dick VanMeat
Chris, i think we're I think we're all used to that when it comes to Marvel stuff of recent.
00:45:21
dirtycheeks
ah Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:23
Steve-O
you want it to be more because i think we love the matt murdoch and the kingpin that the show has cultivated like they are phenomenal in their role
00:45:30
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm.
00:45:33
Dick VanMeat
Wait, Devin, are the Thunderbolts for Fireteam of the Year or what?
00:45:37
DeeBo
Um, I guess they're on the short list. You know, it hasn't been a lot, but I i definitely think of them when I think of a fire.
00:45:43
Dick VanMeat
Oh, okay, so i guess i guess I guess Michael B. Jordan times two isn't really just on your radar.
00:45:47
DeeBo
Dude, that's only two people.
00:45:48
Steve-O
Dude, come on, Devin.
00:45:48
DeeBo
That's only two people.
00:45:50
Dick VanMeat
That's a fire team.
00:45:50
DeeBo
No, no, three.
00:45:51
Dick VanMeat
That counts.
00:45:52
DeeBo
Three is the minimum.
00:45:53
Steve-O
No, no, we've we we made the declaration.
00:45:53
Dick VanMeat
We've had duos. We've had duos before. it just has to be a team.
00:45:56
Steve-O
We've made the clause that the tag team of the year, the shake and bake of the year became fire team of the year.
00:45:57
DeeBo
You know, John, John, I'll be honest.
00:46:02
DeeBo
I'll be honest, John.
00:46:02
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:46:02
DeeBo
I still disagree.
00:46:04
Steve-O
Really? You think we should do a tag team and a fire team?
00:46:06
DeeBo
No, no, no, no. I disagree John's take.
00:46:09
Dick VanMeat
you don't think the twin You don't think the twins are fire team of the year? You're a fucking psycho.
00:46:13
DeeBo
I'm just saying.
00:46:15
Dick VanMeat
You're a psychopath, dude.
00:46:16
DeeBo
I'm just saying, but I'm not saying, you know.
00:46:17
Dick VanMeat
i'll fuck it I'll actually shoot you with a shotgun next time I see you.
00:46:18
DeeBo
Well, you know John?
00:46:19
DeeBo
bla Blame Steve.
00:46:19
Steve-O
my god Hold on.
00:46:21
Steve-O
okay
00:46:21
Dick VanMeat
No, I will. I fucking will.
00:46:22
DeeBo
Blame Steve for not seeing the movie because we can't talk about it.
00:46:23
Steve-O
Okay. You can't say that on a podcast.
00:46:25
DeeBo
We can't talk about it.
00:46:25
dirtycheeks
it
00:46:26
Dick VanMeat
I will shoot him i will shoot him with a gun.
00:46:27
dirtycheeks
alleged anyway wait we Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.
00:46:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:46:30
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:46:30
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:46:31
Dick VanMeat
In Minecraft.
00:46:31
Steve-O
Dude.
00:46:32
Dick VanMeat
In Minecraft. I forgot that part.
00:46:33
Steve-O
Oh, thank God.
00:46:34
DeeBo
Well, I don't play Minecraft, so you better come over physically and shoot me in the chest.
00:46:34
Steve-O
Oh, my God.
00:46:34
Dick VanMeat
forgot that part.
00:46:36
Steve-O
Oh, my God.
00:46:37
Dick VanMeat
You better shoot. You better come over and drop bullets on my front door. Hold on.
00:46:41
dirtycheeks
why did
00:46:42
Dick VanMeat
ah
00:46:42
Steve-O
Oh, God.
00:46:43
dirtycheeks
obligedly
00:46:43
Dick VanMeat
I'm sure... i dude we've made it we made duos fine.
00:46:46
DeeBo
No, no, listen, listen.
00:46:46
Dick VanMeat
It wasn't...
00:46:47
DeeBo
That's fine. That being said, I still would disagree with them as a top-tier fire team.
00:46:51
Dick VanMeat
Bro. Bro.
00:46:52
Steve-O
but who you're doing yeah i need I need you to give me a better alternative at this point.
00:46:52
Dick VanMeat
Bro. bro bro Chris, hold me back, Chris. Hold me back.
00:46:57
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:47:00
Dick VanMeat
Hold me back, Chris.
00:47:00
DeeBo
No, no, I'm saying duos are allowed. I'm just saying...
00:47:03
DeeBo
If it came down to, i mean,
00:47:03
Dick VanMeat
I don't know, and that's what's making it worse.
00:47:06
Dick VanMeat
You'd pick the Thunderbolts over over the Smokestack Twins? You're insane. You're insane.
00:47:10
dirtycheeks
my My pick, actually, if if I'm honest, it's cannibalistic, psycho, soccer team.
00:47:11
DeeBo
considering effectiveness, yeah, yeah.
00:47:18
dirtycheeks
That's my kill team of the year because they kill people.
00:47:21
Dick VanMeat
I'm based on...
00:47:22
Steve-O
That's fucked up. That's fucked up, Chris.
00:47:23
Dick VanMeat
I'm basing mine...
00:47:23
DeeBo
You know, the vampires.
00:47:23
dirtycheeks
That's far...
00:47:24
DeeBo
The vampires are a better fire team than the fucking Smokestack twins.
00:47:28
Dick VanMeat
Oh, really? Well, i'm basing I'm basing mine not on just the movie, but on on the the events that happened prior to the movie.
00:47:29
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:34
DeeBo
ah perceived Oh, Oh, yeah.
00:47:35
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:47:35
DeeBo
Well, guess what? The Thunderbolts did a bunch of cool stuff with the stuff that we can't see.
00:47:36
Dick VanMeat
Yep.
00:47:38
Steve-O
Well, come on. What about Joel and Ellie? Oh.
00:47:42
dirtycheeks
Oh!
00:47:43
Steve-O
Oh.
00:47:44
dirtycheeks
Oh! Oh!
00:47:45
Steve-O
Oh.
00:47:45
dirtycheeks
Take that, you motherfucker!
00:47:46
Steve-O
oh
00:47:48
Dick VanMeat
I'm actually... I'm triggered right now. I'm triggered. I'm triggered that I might be the only...
00:47:51
Steve-O
there' is a lot There's a lot going on right now.
00:47:53
dirtycheeks
There is a lot going on.
00:47:54
Dick VanMeat
I'm triggered that I might be the only Smokestack Twins for Fireteam the Year.
00:47:57
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:47:58
Dick VanMeat
I'm really like...
00:47:58
DeeBo
so I'm ready. I know John's just typing out. He's like, how hell am I going to call Devin racist this week?
00:48:03
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:48:04
DeeBo
I'm ready for it.
00:48:05
Dick VanMeat
a
00:48:05
DeeBo
How am I going to squeeze this one in?
00:48:06
Dick VanMeat
I mean... I mean, that came out of your mouth, not mine.
00:48:09
DeeBo
I know.
00:48:09
Dick VanMeat
That came of your mouth.
00:48:11
DeeBo
Just.
00:48:11
Dick VanMeat
well, you know what? Maybe Lilo and Stitch will change my mind when that comes out. Just saying.
00:48:15
DeeBo
Okay.
00:48:15
Steve-O
That's going to be the fire team of the year?
00:48:17
Dick VanMeat
Could be.
00:48:20
Steve-O
Could be.
00:48:20
dirtycheeks
That movie's going make
00:48:20
DeeBo
Nah, dude, it's.
00:48:20
Dick VanMeat
superman Superman by himself is Fireteam.
00:48:22
Steve-O
Superman Crypto?
00:48:25
Dick VanMeat
I mean, that could be Superman Crypto.
00:48:26
DeeBo
so Yeah, Superman. and Well, what about Guy Gardner?
00:48:28
Dick VanMeat
i don't i don't i can't i can't see them I can't see them beating being my my two Michael B.
00:48:30
DeeBo
Hawkgirl?
00:48:34
dirtycheeks
No, I don't think they're going to be a team up until the end.
00:48:36
Dick VanMeat
Jordans.
00:48:38
Steve-O
Could a man and a dog just be a fire team?
00:48:41
DeeBo
I mean...
00:48:41
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I think so.
00:48:41
dirtycheeks
Yeah. John Wick, maybe.
00:48:44
DeeBo
Well, that dog barely did anything, dude.
00:48:44
Dick VanMeat
Was that a Fireteam?
00:48:46
dirtycheeks
i Well, it doesn't matter.
00:48:46
Steve-O
but Yeah.
00:48:47
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:48:47
DeeBo
It does! to win!............
00:48:50
Steve-O
I'm trying to think of like...
00:48:50
dirtycheeks
He just kills everything.
00:48:50
Dick VanMeat
um'm looking yeah I'm looking at old anti-fannies.
00:48:52
Steve-O
team where they have a dog that like kind of like carries
00:48:57
Dick VanMeat
Let's see.
00:49:02
Dick VanMeat
Let's see who our... 2022, our fire teams.
00:49:03
dirtycheeks
Oh, well, i'll go easy. easy ah Bob Hoskins in Unleashed.
00:49:06
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Fire team of the year.
00:49:07
DeeBo
but
00:49:07
Steve-O
oh right right and
00:49:08
Dick VanMeat
Atreus. Atreus and you-know-who.
00:49:10
dirtycheeks
It's easy.
00:49:11
Dick VanMeat
Atreus and you-know-who. Oh, my fire team of the year for 2022 was me and me in Elden Ring. Yeah.
00:49:19
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:49:19
dirtycheeks
Ha ha, yo.
00:49:20
Dick VanMeat
Best fire team is me and Mimic tier.
00:49:21
dirtycheeks
Truth.
00:49:23
DeeBo
Best five team ever.
00:49:24
dirtycheeks
All I need is me, baby.
00:49:26
Steve-O
I love the idea that John's like, fucking Devin, you need to be fucking serious about this. By the way, I'm my own fire team.
00:49:31
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:49:33
Dick VanMeat
By the way me and me.
00:49:33
Steve-O
To be fair, you're your own smoke.
00:49:35
Dick VanMeat
Well, I mean, it's basically Michael B.
00:49:37
Steve-O
You did that.
00:49:38
Dick VanMeat
Jordan. It's Michael B. Jordan and his Mimic tier.
00:49:39
Steve-O
You did that. Well, I'm excited.
00:49:42
DeeBo
Michael P. George's mimic tier, dude.
00:49:42
dirtycheeks
You sinners, yourself.
00:49:44
Dick VanMeat
but Michael B. Jordan and his own Mimic tier. Fire team of the year.
00:49:52
DeeBo
I don't know. That's all
00:49:53
Steve-O
well i'm excited
00:49:54
Dick VanMeat
ah Yeah, my fire team last year with were two were two cards in Bellatro. So, yeah, Devin. It could be two people, alright? Two people's fine.
00:50:03
DeeBo
I'm saying. Listen, I've long given up that argument. I'm just saying, in spite of that, I don't think the Smokestack Twins rank too highly in terms of effectiveness and efficiency.
00:50:17
DeeBo
Outside of the fact that they're very cool.
00:50:18
Dick VanMeat
You're crazy, dude. You're the one who was actually like crying on the phone to me about how they're not real.
00:50:23
DeeBo
I know.
00:50:23
Dick VanMeat
Like, you were like, I wish they were real
00:50:24
DeeBo
I know. I said I wish they were real.
00:50:26
Steve-O
I mean, you did the same thing when we saw the social network and you found out.
00:50:26
DeeBo
I wish... I said would have been so cool.
00:50:30
Steve-O
to
00:50:31
Dick VanMeat
were real.
00:50:31
dirtycheeks
I wish like those Finkelfoss quits were real.
00:50:33
Dick VanMeat
man. I wish Mark Zuckerberg was real.
00:50:36
Steve-O
i wish mark is thunder your
00:50:40
DeeBo
Fuck me.
00:50:42
Steve-O
Are you telling me there's two of this cannibal?
00:50:44
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:50:45
dirtycheeks
That guy rolled.
00:50:47
Dick VanMeat
Anyway, Sinners is amazing. ah Ryan Coogler is a literal fucking master at telling stories and building building worlds.
00:50:57
dirtycheeks
Dunk. Slam dunk.
00:50:58
Dick VanMeat
i can see I can see why he put in his clause that he wants to have the rights to this movie at some point.
00:50:58
Steve-O
Let's go. Yeah.
00:51:03
DeeBo
Yeah. By the way, good thinking.
00:51:04
Dick VanMeat
Because, like... Well, that's the thing.
00:51:06
DeeBo
That's cool.
00:51:06
dirtycheeks
25 years, man. he you
00:51:08
Dick VanMeat
like People were making a big deal out of it for him.
Tarantino, Nolan, and Coogler's Film Influence
00:51:12
dirtycheeks
Tarantino gets it.
00:51:12
Dick VanMeat
ah like, apparently... Tarantino gets it. Fucking...
00:51:17
dirtycheeks
And I'm 1 million percent sure Tarantino never had a movie that grossed 1.8 billion dollars.
00:51:17
Dick VanMeat
christopher Christopher Nolan has it about a fucking biopic about somebody else.
00:51:27
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, why are people freaking out about like how much money this movie needs to make? Speaking of which, it's made plenty of money already. It's already surpassed.
00:51:34
dirtycheeks
And I'm not talking about this movie. talking about Black Panther. He made a movie already that made 1.8 mil and they're like...
00:51:38
Dick VanMeat
he made a bill yeah He made a billion dollar
00:51:39
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:51:42
Dick VanMeat
yeah
00:51:42
DeeBo
what's fun You know what's kind of sad, though? It's almost like they're like, well, it doesn't count. It was a Marvel movie.
00:51:48
dirtycheeks
ah
00:51:48
DeeBo
like It really feels like that.
00:51:50
Steve-O
Dude, the hoops people will put themselves through to try and justify their fucking bullshit, man.
00:51:50
DeeBo
and it's just like, damn.
00:51:53
Dick VanMeat
It's insane, dude. It's insane.
00:51:57
Steve-O
That was a movie that was made by Dick.
00:51:57
dirtycheeks
Well, like we said... Like we said on the podcast, I think we brought this up at some point on the podcast, but Ryan Coogler was being interviewed by, i think, MSNBC.
00:52:00
Steve-O
Like, what?
00:52:08
dirtycheeks
And he said, you know, you know, people have these deals. It's not unheard of. But, you know, i have my own theories as to why people are bringing this up.
00:52:19
dirtycheeks
And she's like, would you like to expound on those theories? She's like, oh, no, not on television. Yeah.
00:52:27
dirtycheeks
I gotta respect him for that because yeah of course.
00:52:30
Steve-O
It's cause you know why, like you 100% know why.
00:52:33
Dick VanMeat
You know why why why money's a big deal.
00:52:36
Steve-O
Like fucking James Cameron can do whatever he wants and be a fucking dickhead about it.
00:52:41
dirtycheeks
Yeah, right?
00:52:41
Dick VanMeat
he can Yeah, James Cameron can lose $400 million dollars in a movie and it's fine.
00:52:42
Steve-O
And no one questions him.
00:52:45
Dick VanMeat
and Nobody will won't say anything about it.
00:52:47
dirtycheeks
Nobody bats an eye, but when Ryan Coogler steps up to the plate, he already made billions.
00:52:52
Dick VanMeat
And he's like, oh, I want what I deserve for this movie. He's like oh, well, hold on there, sonny boy.
00:52:57
Steve-O
no Wait a second. it ah let me Let me look at the budget.
00:52:58
Dick VanMeat
Let's take a look at this.
00:52:58
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm.
00:53:02
dirtycheeks
You boys should be open up this bar here.
00:53:05
DeeBo
but
00:53:05
dirtycheeks
That's basically what it is.
00:53:07
Dick VanMeat
So is Coogler doing another Black Panther movie?
00:53:07
dirtycheeks
That's basically what it is.
00:53:11
DeeBo
oh
00:53:11
Dick VanMeat
Is that like in the works?
00:53:13
DeeBo
I don't know. I'd like to think he's under contract that he is, but...
00:53:18
Dick VanMeat
Because I want him to do more Sinners movies instead and more original movies after this.
00:53:23
dirtycheeks
Of course.
00:53:24
Dick VanMeat
After seeing this.
00:53:25
dirtycheeks
oh my god.
00:53:27
DeeBo
Wait, what movies do you want him to do?
00:53:29
Dick VanMeat
ah More original IPs.
00:53:31
DeeBo
Oh. Oh, yeah.
00:53:32
Dick VanMeat
i want him to just I want him to just let him go buck wild and just fucking do whatever he wants. Because what has he done? he's done Creed and Black Panther and Fruitvale Station. right
00:53:46
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:53:46
Dick VanMeat
And this is his first like from the ground up quote unquote Naughty Dog's words about Last of Us Part 2 Remastered. From the ground up.
00:53:58
Steve-O
But like this, like 100% like cements, like, you know, everything like in town.
00:54:03
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, this locks him in.
00:54:03
DeeBo
He's like, he's like, he's in there with the Nolans now.
00:54:04
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, he's
00:54:06
Steve-O
this is This is blank check territory now, I feel.
00:54:06
Dick VanMeat
yeah he's he's
00:54:06
DeeBo
like, yeah. Yeah.
00:54:09
Dick VanMeat
he credit Did you know he credited Christopher Nolan on the movie?
00:54:13
Steve-O
What for? Oh, for sinners?
00:54:14
DeeBo
Probably. Probably asked about IMAX stuff, right?
00:54:14
Dick VanMeat
for for for centers for are convin For convincing him to shoot it in film.
00:54:22
Dick VanMeat
He gave Nolan a credit for it. Which is kind of crazy.
00:54:26
Steve-O
I mean...
00:54:26
Dick VanMeat
love me I love how he called Christopher Nolan and was like, should i should I just burn all this money on shooting on film? And Christopher re Nolan was like, yes.
00:54:33
Steve-O
Nolan was like, you have to...
00:54:34
Dick VanMeat
Yes.
00:54:34
DeeBo
absolutely, absolutely, you must.
00:54:35
Dick VanMeat
Forever.
00:54:39
Steve-O
I mean, it it feels different when something is shot on film, though.
00:54:41
Dick VanMeat
Fuck the budget.
00:54:42
Steve-O
Like, it feels warm.
00:54:42
Dick VanMeat
Fuck the budget.
00:54:45
Steve-O
It feels like...
00:54:47
Dick VanMeat
I actually, I'm disappointed I didn't make the trip to New York City to watch this in the 70 millimeter projected projection screen.
00:54:54
DeeBo
nice
00:54:56
Dick VanMeat
And I kind of like, and next time, no I mean, it's not like I, I mean, it's not like, it's not like I had the chance.
00:54:57
Steve-O
You have the opportunity?
00:55:01
DeeBo
No, it would have been a huge undertaking.
00:55:01
Steve-O
No.
00:55:03
Dick VanMeat
Like, I, I'm, I'm mad that I didn't like make more of an effort to at least try to do it.
00:55:06
DeeBo
Yeah, Steve Ryan Coogler personally invited John.
00:55:09
Steve-O
No, I just...
00:55:09
DeeBo
John's like, nah, I got T-ball.
00:55:12
Steve-O
it
00:55:12
Dick VanMeat
I got T-ball tonight. Sorry, bud.
00:55:14
Steve-O
i mean, if you're if you're looking back in hindsight, like, yeah, I guess that kind of sucks, but like, it's like, man, I could have seen the Beatles or something like that. like
00:55:27
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Well, there's only like there's only like eight theaters.
00:55:27
Steve-O
Don't blame me.
00:55:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:55:30
Dick VanMeat
You can see it in that. But it's like, man, somebody, some fucking weirdo that works the projection at one of those screens took a picture of of it and it looked insane.
00:55:33
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:55:42
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:55:42
dirtycheeks
where Where in New York is the IMAX screen New York City?
00:55:42
Steve-O
Dude.
00:55:45
Dick VanMeat
like Lincoln Theater is the one that has the 70mm projection, I think.
00:55:48
dirtycheeks
Oh, I know where that is.
00:55:52
dirtycheeks
Yeah. yeah
00:55:54
Steve-O
That's awesome because like as resolutions get bigger and bigger too, that movie's just gonna like last.
00:56:02
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah, definitely. It's going to really pop even on like when it hits streaming. It's going look beautiful.
00:56:08
Steve-O
When when eight k becomes like the go-to resolution.
00:56:09
Dick VanMeat
Oh yeah, May... Steve, May fifteenth to 21st, Sinners Returns to IMAX.
00:56:16
Steve-O
Okay.
00:56:17
Dick VanMeat
That's actually kind of crazy that it's like kind of a little soon after the movie and it might... There must be really high demand to see it in that in that format if
00:56:26
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, it seems like every big movie um that shot it in IMAX gets like a week or two, but you know, in those IMAX screens.
00:56:39
DeeBo
And then it's like, i guess, like looking in the direct feature, they're like, well, yeah, we can probably give it back to sinners because it's like,
00:56:50
DeeBo
Yeah, like the next IMAX movie, the next potential IMAX movie is probably like something like Mission Impossible, right?
00:56:51
Dick VanMeat
Man, we can go. We can buy tickets.
00:56:52
Steve-O
This is a movie that completely is...
00:56:57
DeeBo
23rd.
00:56:57
Dick VanMeat
If we go on May 16th at 745, I just want to see how much the tickets are.
00:56:58
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:57:05
dirtycheeks
When's Mission Impossible come out?
00:57:06
Dick VanMeat
At Lincoln Theater.
00:57:08
DeeBo
twenty three
00:57:08
Dick VanMeat
Oh, it's sold out.
00:57:09
dirtycheeks
I sure
00:57:09
Dick VanMeat
It's sold out, guys.
00:57:10
Steve-O
It's already sold out. Dude,
00:57:12
Dick VanMeat
Oh, no. We can't even see it in New York City. Fuck.
00:57:15
Steve-O
New York City, they love movies there.
00:57:17
Dick VanMeat
We can.
00:57:17
dirtycheeks
sure there
00:57:17
Dick VanMeat
Dude, have you ever seen this shit? Look at this, dude. Let me show you the screenshot what I'm looking at right now. And this is like fucking two weeks from today, which is insane.
00:57:30
Dick VanMeat
That's crazy, man. But you know, that's awesome, too. You can't say that's a gimmick because like if anything, like they people want like if if you want to see a movie in the theater for the theater experience for and whatever it is like that's that's pretty, pretty cool.
00:57:47
Steve-O
like a month after it's like release, like people are like, oh, this is a month. We have to see this in the in IMAX.
00:57:53
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's sold out. It's sold out. Fucking already.
00:57:58
dirtycheeks
This is important.
00:57:58
Steve-O
So.
00:57:58
Dick VanMeat
That's wild.
Marvel Movies and Millennial Audiences
00:57:59
dirtycheeks
and and
00:57:59
Steve-O
So Mary's across the board for sinners. I want to ask ah for John and Devin, because we didn't touch on it. What would be your MFKs for Thunderbolts?
00:58:09
Dick VanMeat
I'd say fuck.
00:58:09
DeeBo
I'd fuck. Yeah.
00:58:10
Steve-O
Fuck. Okay.
00:58:12
Dick VanMeat
If we do it like that.
00:58:12
dirtycheeks
Easy peasy.
00:58:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:58:14
dirtycheeks
Devin, are you saying good sit?
00:58:15
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man.
00:58:17
DeeBo
ah If good sits above a fuck, yeah.
00:58:21
dirtycheeks
I think it was, wasn't it?
00:58:22
Steve-O
Yeah, that was always like the little bit of like the bonus star for it.
00:58:24
DeeBo
I'd say, yeah, I'd say it's, it's like a good sit in context, right? It's a good sit if you were like, oh boy, another or you lose Marvel movie. Like, you're definitely goingnna walk away, I think, a little.
00:58:40
DeeBo
Like, oh, wow, there is more to it than that.
00:58:41
Dick VanMeat
yeah like
00:58:41
Steve-O
here's here's ah Here's a new review standard I want to implement. And John, I want you to kind of you know take the lead on this as being you know the father of the anti-fanboys.
00:58:52
Steve-O
Not ah you know our father, but I just mean like you are a father.
00:58:54
Dick VanMeat
yeah yeah yeah okay
00:58:55
dirtycheeks
our up
00:58:55
Steve-O
Yeah. I want to introduce the dad walks into a room and just kind of stands close to the television award to a movie.
00:59:04
dirtycheeks
With his hands behind his back.
00:59:05
Steve-O
Yeah, and just kind of is like zoned in.
00:59:06
DeeBo
isney sweeney Is Sidney Sweeney on the screen?
00:59:09
Dick VanMeat
yeah I mean, that me and Devin did talk about how how not horny this movie is, and that kind of takes Thunderbolt.
00:59:09
Steve-O
I...
00:59:15
Steve-O
Which Thunderbolts?
00:59:16
DeeBo
Thunderbolts. it Yeah, Sidney's real horny.
00:59:18
Dick VanMeat
Sinners is extremely horny and goony and amazing.
00:59:21
dirtycheeks
Yes, it is.
00:59:22
Steve-O
Okay.
00:59:22
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:59:22
dirtycheeks
Yes, it is.
00:59:22
Steve-O
Would would sinners or thunderbolts receive a father walking into a room and just hands behind the back, just staring sinners?
00:59:22
Dick VanMeat
You're...
00:59:28
Dick VanMeat
Oh, it's Sinners. hands
00:59:29
DeeBo
Sidney's for sure, yeah.
00:59:30
Dick VanMeat
Hands in front of the the in front of the pants.
00:59:31
Steve-O
go Hands down the pants.
00:59:34
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:59:34
DeeBo
And then he says, kids, get out. You can't see this scene.
00:59:37
Dick VanMeat
You can watch this, but, you know.
00:59:38
DeeBo
You can't watch this part.
00:59:39
Steve-O
This is too risky for you.
00:59:40
dirtycheeks
this is an important film I just want to connect with it lot
00:59:43
Dick VanMeat
Thunderbolt, like my my nephew who's eight was asking about Thunderbolts and I don't know if I feel if it's too violent or not for him.
00:59:50
DeeBo
It's more like you're too young to be depressed.
00:59:52
Dick VanMeat
There's a lot of guns in it.
00:59:54
dirtycheeks
well to be perfectly honest if you look at the demographics that go to see Marvel movies it's predominantly millennials like they're not they're not really attracting 20 year old kids.
01:00:03
Dick VanMeat
They're all my, yeah.
01:00:05
dirtycheeks
It's mostly our generation.
01:00:09
Steve-O
The Zoomers, they were a little baby-brained when those movies were coming out, man.
01:00:09
Dick VanMeat
Gross.
01:00:12
Dick VanMeat
Gross.
01:00:13
Steve-O
they They don't remember that. Gen Alpha?
01:00:15
DeeBo
Man, not to yeah not to sound old, but can you imagine just being like, yeah, ever since I was little, there's just been like three Marvel movies a year and it's just this big connected thing as opposed to like how movies were before all that, you know, it's like.
01:00:15
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:00:30
dirtycheeks
Yeah. yeah
01:00:30
Steve-O
If you were born 2005... two thousand and five You would be 10 years old in 2015. You were nine when Guardians 1 and Winter Soldier came out.
01:00:44
dirtycheeks
You probably wouldn't get a lot of the things in that too. Like, especially Guardians.
01:00:49
Steve-O
I think for Millennials, there is that...
01:00:50
DeeBo
Yeah, but Guardians got a, you know, it's visually a nine-year-old's going to be into it.
01:00:53
dirtycheeks
usually great.
01:00:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:00:55
dirtycheeks
But not like getting a lot of the other jokes maybe and some things that are going on.
01:00:55
Steve-O
third
01:00:58
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:00:58
Steve-O
Yeah. We forget we forget the the previous movie attempts from the early two thousand s
01:01:04
Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
01:01:06
Steve-O
of of superheroes.
01:01:09
dirtycheeks
Hmm...
01:01:09
Steve-O
So there was that there was that like, oh my God, they're actually trying to make superheroes instead of just people in leather.
01:01:17
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I think we were tainted by a lot of like bad starts to things.
01:01:23
Steve-O
ah
01:01:23
dirtycheeks
like i We were much more optimistic when it came to what superheroes could be, especially considering we were comic book podcast before we were you know this, whatever.
01:01:34
Steve-O
Right.
01:01:38
Steve-O
Whatever we do now.
01:01:38
dirtycheeks
Whatever the we're doing. ah Yeah, so I think... There was more optimism then, but like everything else, you know, too much of a good thing is bad.
01:01:50
Steve-O
oh
01:01:51
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:01:51
dirtycheeks
And that's, I feel like where a lot of people are in general, when it comes to superhero movies. Exactly.
01:01:59
Steve-O
That's why, like, you know, sinners is a bigger deal in my mind than Thunderbolts.
01:02:02
dirtycheeks
Exactly.
01:02:04
Steve-O
Like Thunderbolts is weird to me because when I thought of Thunderbolts, I didn't think of like, oh, this is going to be like Suicide Squad. When I think of the Thunderbolts, I'm like, oh, this is like the weird, nasty, like Wetworks, like fake team that they put together.
01:02:18
Dick VanMeat
This is Uncanny X-Force.
01:02:20
dirtycheeks
Yeah. I think of Bullseye and Venom and Harry Osborn being the head of it. Like that Thunderbolt squad to me is what I tend to think of.
01:02:20
Steve-O
yeah Like that's what I always kind of.
01:02:32
dirtycheeks
Like a bunch of psychos that are like forced to be there.
01:02:33
Steve-O
Right.
01:02:35
dirtycheeks
um This seems more like a bunch of losers.
01:02:38
Dick VanMeat
Bunch of failures, yeah.
01:02:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:02:40
dirtycheeks
And that's different. There's a different line there. Right. To me personally. I like the psychos. I think that works way better. I like Bullseye talking about how he thinks God would be a good friend of his because
01:02:55
DeeBo
Yeah, because every time he kills somebody, he becomes closer to God.
01:02:58
dirtycheeks
I like Matt Gargan talking about how Venom feels like this thing in his stomach and he never feels full when he eats. Like shit like that resonates with me far more than bunch of plucky losers.
01:03:10
Steve-O
And
01:03:10
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:03:13
dirtycheeks
Like I've seen that a a lot.
01:03:13
DeeBo
i won' say
01:03:14
dirtycheeks
I've seen a lot.
01:03:15
DeeBo
i will say it's interesting because like the core concept of Thunderbolts was like, They were villains who acted like they were heroes.
Brave New World and Ford's Role Criticisms
01:03:25
dirtycheeks
Yeah, right?
01:03:25
DeeBo
And then eventually were like pretty good at it.
01:03:25
Steve-O
and
01:03:27
DeeBo
And some bought into it a little bit more than the others.
01:03:31
dirtycheeks
Right.
01:03:31
DeeBo
And it was all big some big plan by like Zemo, right?
01:03:33
dirtycheeks
it's It's propaganda, right
01:03:35
DeeBo
Yeah. And then this is kind of a mix of, yeah, like Guardians and... some and like kind of like i get some of the concept of like the Ellis run specifically of like, oh, hey, we're villains who were shitty people who are going to be dressed like heroes that, you know, was not really going to matter because like it's they're all scumbags underneath it.
01:04:03
DeeBo
But
01:04:05
DeeBo
You know, it's... Again, it's... I was hoping this movie was going to be good. this When this was like announced, were seeing trailers.
01:04:10
Steve-O
and
01:04:13
DeeBo
like We were, like I think, at the floor. right It was like...
01:04:17
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:04:18
DeeBo
and Nothing was really good coming out. People were just ignoring things. And then like Brave New World also didn't look very good.
01:04:25
dirtycheeks
God damn, what a terrible fucking movie that was.
01:04:26
DeeBo
And it was just like, I don't know, man. And I was just...
01:04:29
dirtycheeks
That was a total kill, by the way. i did watch it. That was Brave New World.
01:04:32
DeeBo
what Oh, yeah, right?
01:04:34
dirtycheeks
Oh my God.
01:04:34
DeeBo
Isn't it just kind of
01:04:36
dirtycheeks
What they did to the leader? Oh Jesus, what the fuck was that, man?
01:04:39
DeeBo
of... you got Wait, did you guys see the behind-the-scenes clips of the lead?
01:04:45
dirtycheeks
What he looked like before?
01:04:45
DeeBo
Because, yeah, what he looked like before, it was extremely comic accurate, but it seemed like audiences just couldn't look past it.
01:04:48
dirtycheeks
i mean...
01:04:53
DeeBo
They're like, he looks ridiculous.
01:04:53
dirtycheeks
I think if you just shaved, if they would have just got rid of the wig on top of it.
01:04:55
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:04:58
DeeBo
Yeah, but that's, like, what makes it pop, you know, that he's...
01:05:01
dirtycheeks
I know, but it makes it pop for the wrong reasons.
01:05:03
DeeBo
I know, I know.
01:05:05
dirtycheeks
That's what saying.
01:05:06
DeeBo
Yeah, no, um... um What, where he just...
01:05:07
dirtycheeks
What they did, though, like the alternative was worse. It looks like his head melted.
01:05:14
DeeBo
He just looks like a pizza bubble?
01:05:15
dirtycheeks
Yeah, it looks like they cooked his head under a broiler.
01:05:18
DeeBo
no And he's just like, I'm so smart. And it's like, one cares.
01:05:23
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:05:24
dirtycheeks
And he's got weird fucking White Walker eyes. And it just doesn't...
01:05:30
DeeBo
He looks like an actual cancer patient, you know, as opposed to like, yeah.
01:05:32
dirtycheeks
Yeah, he looks sickly. and like, I wouldn't trust a word that came out of that guy's mouth.
01:05:38
DeeBo
Yeah. No, it's not good. It's not good. ah In fact, it's very bad.
01:05:43
dirtycheeks
Harrison Ford.
01:05:44
DeeBo
I wish you would all see it so I can keep talking about it.
01:05:46
dirtycheeks
Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford.
01:05:48
DeeBo
Isn't he really bad in this?
01:05:50
dirtycheeks
Holy shit, man.
01:05:52
DeeBo
He's super bad.
01:05:52
dirtycheeks
Yeah. I can't believe how bad he is.
01:05:56
DeeBo
you
01:05:56
dirtycheeks
He's worse at this than he was at Indiana Jones, which I really... Like, I can't... I ah just don't understand why they thought that was a good idea.
01:06:04
Steve-O
Is there something wrong? Could he why is he not retired?
01:06:06
DeeBo
I think he just doesn't care.
01:06:08
Steve-O
Like.
01:06:08
dirtycheeks
He just doesn't give a shit. Yeah, that's
01:06:10
DeeBo
yeah this is more like he doesn't give a shit as opposed to like, I think he's like, I need money. It's like.
01:06:15
dirtycheeks
that's... It's totally phoned in. It's what it's what a lot of like Liam Neeson... has been doing for a bit now. ah Now he's getting getting into naked a gun and that's smart.
01:06:22
Steve-O
you, do you, hold on. Here's a question. Do you think that. they were like, we have you penciled for this many movies at Disney because they thought Indiana Jones was going to be a bigger deal and it flopped.
01:06:39
Steve-O
Do you think they were like, we'll just put you in this so you can get another tick off of your contract?
01:06:43
dirtycheeks
ah Steve, i think it's I think it's fucking worse than that. I think they literally walked up to him and like, we want you for this movie.
01:06:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:06:48
dirtycheeks
We think it'd be great. they're Just stupid, dumb, not thinking it through, fanboy optimism, and the they did they got what they got out of it.
01:06:51
DeeBo
Yeah, kind of like fanboy.
01:06:53
Steve-O
and
01:06:58
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:07:00
dirtycheeks
It's just so apparently obvious that they were kissing his ass the entire time on set and he never gave a shit in one scene. I don't know.
01:07:11
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:07:11
Steve-O
I love Harrison Ford. One of my all time favorites. i I don't I don't think you can cast him outside of like a cameo now.
01:07:20
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:07:20
DeeBo
Yeah, like he's, and I hate say it, but like, yeah, he's just too, he's too old to like lead a movie like these.
01:07:20
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:07:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:07:29
DeeBo
You know, it's like, listen, if you want to make a movie about like an old, like a sad old man, call him up.
01:07:34
Dick VanMeat
Thank
01:07:35
DeeBo
He's, it he matches that and it's not a shot. It's just like, I don't want to see him in like action movies and action roles anymore.
01:07:44
Steve-O
Yeah, it's too sad.
01:07:44
DeeBo
He's just too old.
01:07:45
Steve-O
It's too sad to see him just like sitting in Indiana Jones.
01:07:46
dirtycheeks
yeah
01:07:47
DeeBo
Yeah. If he, if he's just like,
01:07:49
dirtycheeks
And trying to like flop on the ground too.
01:07:51
Steve-O
yeah
01:07:51
dirtycheeks
Like he just looks kind of fucking lifeless.
01:07:55
Steve-O
20 years ago, he was in his 60s throwing himself through glass.
01:07:57
DeeBo
thank
01:07:58
Steve-O
And even then I was like, that was, you know, come on.
01:08:00
DeeBo
You need relax, buddy. Yeah. Yeah, dude.
01:08:03
Steve-O
I remember Robert De Niro trying to pretend he was a young man in the Irishman. Boy, that didn't work.
01:08:09
dirtycheeks
ah
01:08:10
DeeBo
um Yeah, yeah, it's...
01:08:11
dirtycheeks
That feeding scene. There's like a few of those scenes in Brave New World with
01:08:16
DeeBo
Dude.
01:08:16
dirtycheeks
arson ford there's equivalence like when he gets shot and he's just like the way he falls it's like yeah it's like watching felt bad like i felt bad like not in the scene like i totally ripped me out of the movie was like i'm feels like for arson ford shouldn't have to do that i looked awful and awkward
01:08:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:08:18
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:08:20
DeeBo
Ha! Ha! Ha!
01:08:25
DeeBo
ah
01:08:31
DeeBo
That they made him do it. You gotta fall.
01:08:39
DeeBo
Yeah, well. He was also, like, I don't feel that bad because he was, like, bringing his fucking F game.
01:08:48
dirtycheeks
Yeah, yeah, that's the the little he cared about actual delivering lines appropriately as a president.
01:08:48
DeeBo
He was like, man, whatever.
01:08:57
dirtycheeks
I think that really, um it just tainted everything that was connected to him, even Red Hulk to a degree. Like, it's just, he was so one note that Red Hulk just felt one note and that whole fight scene felt silly.
01:09:12
DeeBo
Yeah. Listen, I will say that in terms of just a visual spectacle, that was actually, i don't really have any complaints about the Red Hulk fight. It's just...
01:09:22
dirtycheeks
Oh man, it just looks so fucking funny.
01:09:25
DeeBo
is It's the fucking... What do you want? Red Hulk.
01:09:28
dirtycheeks
I know, but it's it's hard to it's hard to say it looked great.
01:09:29
DeeBo
It can't be real.
01:09:33
DeeBo
Wait. but Well, Chris, let let me ask you this.
01:09:34
dirtycheeks
It just looked adequate.
01:09:37
DeeBo
Did you at any moment... while watch this movie, have the thought of like, man, Steve Rogers would have solved this in 10 seconds.
01:09:46
dirtycheeks
Oh, easily. it wouldn't even be a question.
01:09:47
DeeBo
It's like frustrating.
01:09:47
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:09:49
DeeBo
It's frustrating because they don't play with that in the movie.
01:09:50
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:09:52
DeeBo
They don't really do any of that.
01:09:53
dirtycheeks
I think they are so hesitant to make him Captain America that it really holds the fucking movie back nonstop. Like they just, they don't commit enough to Anthony Mackie as Captain America.
01:10:02
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:10:07
DeeBo
they Yeah, they don't. Because like I said, in Thunderbolts, there's a growth, right? Characters are different than they are at the end. there's a you know There's moments, there's something to chew on there.
01:10:18
DeeBo
like I don't think Anthony Mackie's Captain America any different from beginning or end of this movie.
01:10:23
dirtycheeks
Nope. Nope. The only thing he has is some sort of guilt because of what happened to what Red Wing or whoever sidekick is.
01:10:35
dirtycheeks
The Falcon.
01:10:35
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. like A fucking annoying sidekick in 2025.
01:10:37
dirtycheeks
The new Falcon.
01:10:38
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:10:39
dirtycheeks
Yeah, and it's so stereotypical, and the character, you know something bad's going to happen from the beginning of the film, and it's just, like, predictable.
01:10:48
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, he's the new Falcon.
01:10:50
dirtycheeks
Also, feels like three separate movies kind of stapled together.
01:10:53
Steve-O
Wasn't Red Wing a robot bird?
01:10:56
dirtycheeks
No, you're right, Steve. He's supposed to be, the I think, the new Falcon, right? Yeah, that's what it is.
01:11:01
Steve-O
Oh, okay. Okay.
01:11:04
DeeBo
Yeah, it's...
01:11:05
dirtycheeks
Not looking good as the new Falcon.
01:11:07
DeeBo
Yeah, it's not a... it
01:11:10
dirtycheeks
and That role took a few steps down.
01:11:14
DeeBo
Yeah, it's... I don't know. like to sound To be a complete asshole about it, it's like... This is one of those scenarios where it's like, I understand they did this in the comic, and there was something to say about it in the comic because they were doing other things with it.
01:11:30
DeeBo
This is a scenario where I'm like, I think you'd look at the pieces that you have,
01:11:35
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:11:35
DeeBo
And you're like, I just, it doesn't make sense to give it to. And again, this is me being an asshole, but like, does it doesn't make sense giving this to somebody like Anthony Mackie, who's like, it's like, it's just, you're not the guy.
01:11:43
dirtycheeks
I also... ah You're kind of right. The way they're crafting the story.
01:11:52
DeeBo
You just, you're not the guy.
01:11:54
dirtycheeks
I also think they were actively ripping off their own movies at times, too. like There's a fight scene in which Anthony Mackie's in a pickup truck, and it looks...
01:12:04
DeeBo
Oh, isn't that such a stupid scene, dude?
01:12:07
dirtycheeks
It looks exactly like the Samuel L. Jackson scene in Winter Soldier.
01:12:09
DeeBo
Yeah. And it's so much worse. It's so much worse.
01:12:13
dirtycheeks
it's It's poorly edited.
01:12:15
DeeBo
and you also And you also go, why is he just driving a normal Jeep? Captain America
TV Shows: 'Kevin Can F**k Himself' and 'The Rehearsal'
01:12:20
DeeBo
would never.
01:12:21
dirtycheeks
They are so out of ideas that they're like, that's just do that scene from Winter Soldier, it's really cool.
01:12:27
Steve-O
That's a real good scene.
01:12:29
dirtycheeks
Let's do that again. but you know, with like with a rando guy who doesn't have any powers and doesn't suit.
01:12:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:12:38
dirtycheeks
And is it Nick Fury?
01:12:40
DeeBo
and there's no buildup and it's not cool.
01:12:40
dirtycheeks
You know? And there's no build-up.
01:12:42
DeeBo
There's no technology really involved.
01:12:42
dirtycheeks
And there's yeah
01:12:45
DeeBo
It's not bulletproof car. That's for sure.
01:12:48
dirtycheeks
yeah
01:12:49
DeeBo
Oh my God. Yeah, no, that movie's.
01:12:51
Steve-O
So Chris, MFK.
01:12:52
dirtycheeks
yeah kill oh murder death kill MDK Steve
01:12:52
DeeBo
Yeah,
01:12:53
Steve-O
All
01:12:56
DeeBo
that's a kill. That's a kill for sure.
01:12:57
Steve-O
right.
01:13:01
Steve-O
Oh my goodness.
01:13:04
DeeBo
Yo, can I tell you real quick, this is real quick. I wanna tell you about a show I've been watching that I think so far, I'm like four episodes in, the concept is so great, but it seems like such a missed opportunity.
01:13:18
Steve-O
Mm.
01:13:18
DeeBo
It's a show that's over, ran for two seasons on Netflix, called Kevin Ginggo Fuck Himself.
01:13:24
dirtycheeks
Mmmmm.
01:13:25
DeeBo
The concept of the show is it is a multicam sitcom, right?
01:13:31
Steve-O
and
01:13:31
DeeBo
With a you know a shitty... Goblin-esque looking husband with an overly attractive wife. Like, obviously, it doesn't make sense, but it's like sitcom wife.
01:13:44
Steve-O
yeah
01:13:44
DeeBo
ah The annoying, like, neighbor, the father-in-law that lives with them. But every time she's alone, it turns into, like, a single camera drama.
01:13:56
Steve-O
yeah
01:13:57
DeeBo
And she's, like, super stressed because her husband's the fucking worst.
01:14:02
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:14:03
DeeBo
And I'm watching it and I'm like, wow, what a cool concept for a show.
01:14:06
dirtycheeks
Hmm. Hmm.
01:14:08
DeeBo
And they have these moments and I'm not saying it's bad. And something that is kind of interesting is like, even though it's shot in this dramatic kind of like single camera way.
01:14:21
DeeBo
they still kind of talk like they're in a sitcom a little bit. It's just not as over the top as when Kevin is brought in. ah But so far, they're not doing anything super fun with it.
01:14:34
DeeBo
She just like hates her husband and is trying to get him she's trying to kill him, basically. But she's trying to figure out a way to do it. and just nothing is working, which is like, I don't know.
01:14:46
dirtycheeks
Hmm.
01:14:46
DeeBo
It's just like conceptually.
01:14:48
dirtycheeks
Sounds interesting.
01:14:48
DeeBo
I'm like, that's, that's brilliant. But like I'm four episodes in and I'm like, when is, when are we actually going to do something with this? What we're doing here?
01:14:57
dirtycheeks
but concept The concept is good, but the execution is not really...
01:14:57
Steve-O
You're waiting for the payoff.
01:15:01
DeeBo
Yeah. It just kind of, and I think it's only like an eight episode season. So i'm like, what we doing?
01:15:05
dirtycheeks
Hmm. Well, actually...
01:15:07
Dick VanMeat
Are you talking about Kevin Can Fuck Himself, that show?
01:15:09
DeeBo
Yeah. Did you watch it, John?
01:15:11
Dick VanMeat
Sam watched it, and I'm not sure she finished it.
01:15:15
DeeBo
Yeah, we just started watching it tonight, and I was like, wow.
01:15:18
Dick VanMeat
It was interesting, though.
01:15:19
DeeBo
But it just...
01:15:19
Dick VanMeat
Do you like how it switches between Sirius and, like, sitcom?
01:15:21
DeeBo
I do, it just... I do, but it's just not really doing much else outside of just the switching.
01:15:28
Steve-O
he's waiting He's waiting for the the payoff of it.
01:15:30
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:15:31
DeeBo
Yeah, because they hinted at it in like the first episode, like at the end.
01:15:36
Dick VanMeat
Write it.
01:15:37
DeeBo
But I don't
01:15:37
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, i didn' I didn't really, I didn't, I would, she would just have it on and I'd be watching it.
01:15:42
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:15:42
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:15:42
Dick VanMeat
Like, and then I'd just go back to playing Tetris or some shit or whatever I'm, whatever else I'm doing.
01:15:49
dirtycheeks
So, i Devin, I have something that's a missed opportunity that the concept is inherently...
01:15:52
DeeBo
Okay.
01:15:56
dirtycheeks
It just fucks it up. It should be something else, but it isn't. And that is a show called Surreal Estate.
01:16:06
DeeBo
Oh, okay.
01:16:07
dirtycheeks
Now, yeah conceptually speaking, what this show is is basically a real estate agent who... He specializes in homes that have supernatural presences, right?
01:16:20
DeeBo
Sorry, this...
01:16:22
dirtycheeks
All right.
01:16:23
DeeBo
The name, the name when spelled out and I'm looking at it is very stupid.
01:16:23
dirtycheeks
But
01:16:28
dirtycheeks
here's the deal. Here's the problem. Here's the rub that I ran into. Now, there are all these shows on like HGTV. It's all about like ah Love It or List It or My Dream Lottery Home or whatever.
01:16:39
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:16:43
dirtycheeks
there're There are these, they're docu-series where people, the one with the lottery home, it's basically a guy, a real estate agent finding homes for people that won the lottery, you know, and they get to pick their dream home.
01:16:54
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:16:57
dirtycheeks
And loved it or listed is these two real estate agents come in. They're like, they tell you whether you can rehab the house and, you know, keep it or, you know, try to sell it.
01:17:09
dirtycheeks
Like it's, you're too far gone. I thought that show was going to be like that docu-series, right?
01:17:16
DeeBo
Right.
01:17:16
dirtycheeks
Like they shoot it like a mockumentary style thing where they're like, it's a real, you know, reality television show and there's fucking ghosts in the house or something and they're trying to sell it and they're like keeping that from the people on the show actively.
01:17:34
Steve-O
Oh my God. If they, that would be wild if it was like one of those like HGTV style shows.
01:17:36
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:17:40
dirtycheeks
That's what I'm saying! like And they're keeping like the ghosts.
01:17:41
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:17:43
dirtycheeks
like They don't want them to see the ghosts. trying like They're reading up on how to get rid of ghosts. They become like amateur exorcists, but they're like always in the periphery because they're keeping them away from the but couple that's coming in.
01:17:57
Steve-O
They're just trying to sell them. so theyre God damn, that's a great idea.
01:18:01
DeeBo
Thank you.
01:18:01
dirtycheeks
It was nothing like that. It was ah show that looks like every fucking drama you see on ABC, NBC, or Fox. Like, you know, one like Devin said, the one camera drama, like very, he's kind of trying to be spooky.
01:18:19
dirtycheeks
Like, I would go, you know, what we do in Shadows direction, right?
01:18:22
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:18:24
dirtycheeks
Right.
01:18:24
Steve-O
I think, yeah, I think it's like we are so hungry for like people to play those cards because it is always so interesting. Like we literally like lost our minds to go see um Late Night with the Devil.
01:18:37
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:18:38
dirtycheeks
Right. Right. Like a found footage horror television show is basically what it would be. And it would be funny because that they're them trying to keep them from knowing there's ghosts in the house.
01:18:52
dirtycheeks
Like that's ah you it what's right there. Like you don't see
01:18:58
Steve-O
in your mind In your mind, Chris, would they let the audience in on that, but not the the couple working to buy the house?
01:19:03
dirtycheeks
Yes. Yeah, 100%. We're all copable in them keeping the ghosts at bay while they buy the house. And they're like, fuck, thank God they bought that. That ghost is a son of a bitch.
01:19:14
dirtycheeks
Like, them like just actively talking about how awful that demon is in the house.
01:19:15
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:19:20
Steve-O
Well, Chris, can i can I push something on you real quick?
01:19:21
dirtycheeks
And they're happy to get rid of it.
01:19:24
dirtycheeks
Yeah, sure, go ahead.
01:19:24
Steve-O
I think this is a fun concept. I'm with you on this. ah What if they keep trying to sell the same house and like things keep happening to the couples and it's always the same fucking house?
01:19:35
dirtycheeks
Oh yeah. Okay. It's the same. Yeah. That's an easy shoot. Super cheap. It's the same fucking model house. It looks super normal too.
01:19:47
dirtycheeks
Like it's very suburban esque part of like a whole link.
01:19:50
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:19:51
dirtycheeks
It has no unidentifying features other than it has a totally fucked up malevolent. It could be even like 1408. Like the, the house itself is just pure fucking evil and they have to keep that from them.
01:20:05
dirtycheeks
Like I think that would work even better if it's not even ghosts or demons. It's just a fucking angry house.
01:20:11
Steve-O
they They have to sell it because whoever the owner is is tormented. So when it is not owned by anybody, I guess technically the real estate agents would be the one who technically own the home.
01:20:23
dirtycheeks
Yeah, exactly. So they're constantly fending off fucking evil curses and shit.
01:20:30
Steve-O
and Just to make it just like, oh, here's a spooky drama. i mean That's kind of sad.
01:20:35
dirtycheeks
That's what I'm saying. It's such a missed opportunity for something that could have been just slightly thought out more something clever.
01:20:45
Steve-O
Now, Chris, here's something that is incredibly thought out and clever and off the rails. And I know you've been eating it whole, whole chip. The rehearsal season two.
01:20:57
Steve-O
oh my God, Chris, I caught up on it.
01:20:58
dirtycheeks
Good word.
01:20:59
Steve-O
guess we have a new episode tonight.
01:21:01
dirtycheeks
Yes. That show is something else.
01:21:03
Steve-O
It's fucking crazy.
01:21:07
dirtycheeks
every time Every time you think you got it pinned down on what it is, that show is, it just takes a weird, funny turn into just silly shit I've ever seen in my life.
01:21:07
Steve-O
That concept. Oh.
01:21:21
Steve-O
I didn't expect any of it, Chris. Every like from where he like positions you in the first episode with like. Just doing.
01:21:33
Steve-O
Doing an interesting show about the idea where maybe co-pilots having the idea that they have more of a say in a cockpit than they actually have.
01:21:43
dirtycheeks
Yeah, they need to be... Co-pilots need to be more assertive because if they were, a lot of accidents wouldn't happen. Plane accidents wouldn't happen.
01:21:53
Steve-O
It's like a very serious thesis. Like.
01:21:55
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:21:56
Steve-O
Mm
01:21:56
dirtycheeks
And the way he kind of researched it with the FAA and he looked through like black box logs of crashes in which if the co-pilot would have stood up for himself, they could have survived crash. Yeah.
01:22:10
dirtycheeks
and not died. And then spinning that out to like, how do we pick people that know how to reject people and be polite about it?
01:22:19
Steve-O
hmm. It's. It's insane.
01:22:23
dirtycheeks
mean, creating that weird fake American Idol show, what was it called?
01:22:23
Steve-O
oh my God, dude.
01:22:30
dirtycheeks
Wings of Voice.
01:22:31
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah. have Something like that.
01:22:33
dirtycheeks
Just so he could pick people that knew how to let people down gently. and assert themselves in a conversation is it's, it's a wacky fucking idea.
01:22:45
dirtycheeks
And it's, it's on stream of consciousness almost.
01:22:45
Steve-O
It's. i I know we are only two episodes in. um I'm excited to see the third episode. um
01:22:53
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:22:54
Steve-O
I loved the first season, but I do think that like there was a point where he got real. Like that it seemed to get really into the weeds on the house and constantly having to rent the like the children actors.
01:23:06
dirtycheeks
The children. so
01:23:09
Steve-O
But like this, this.
01:23:10
dirtycheeks
Well, then they had to put the robotic child in the bed because they couldn't they couldn't hire the child actors past sundown.
01:23:13
Steve-O
Yeah. I forgot about
01:23:19
Steve-O
A certain time.
01:23:19
dirtycheeks
So then...
01:23:20
Steve-O
So they had to sneak robot babies in.
01:23:24
Steve-O
But like. To see where they've been going. With this concept. I have no idea. Where it's going to go. Like.
01:23:31
dirtycheeks
And it's all based on a character that he created that's, like, very vain and insecure.
01:23:38
Steve-O
e
01:23:41
dirtycheeks
of it doesn't understand human emotions. Like, it's really...
01:23:44
Steve-O
the The breakdown. Of all the Paramount Plus stuff.
01:23:48
dirtycheeks
Oh, good lord.
01:23:50
Steve-O
Ridiculous.
01:23:50
dirtycheeks
That was wild.
01:23:51
Steve-O
Ridiculous.
01:23:52
dirtycheeks
I mean, having them dressed as Nazis with the Paramount Plus logo on their on their arms.
01:23:59
DeeBo
this
01:24:00
dirtycheeks
It's so funny. And he's like, i think i I think I may have gone overboard. And it's just
01:24:07
Steve-O
He's looking outside as they're doing like fucking like goose stepping.
01:24:08
dirtycheeks
oh
01:24:13
dirtycheeks
It's a whole platoon of soldiers wearing Paramount Plus ARP. Yeah, it's funny. um
01:24:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:22
dirtycheeks
It's so funny. and i i just I'm always shocked when I watch it because it just goes it goes where you don't really expect it to go.
01:24:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:32
dirtycheeks
you know and i don't even know
01:24:33
Steve-O
ah
'The Last of Us' Series Discussion
01:24:34
dirtycheeks
how to classify as a TV show.
01:24:35
dirtycheeks
its It's not really like serialized. It's just...
01:24:40
Steve-O
I mean, he doesn't know how to classify it either because he was practicing trying to describe it to people.
01:24:47
dirtycheeks
completely indescribable. It's very, it's very interesting. And, um, yeah, check it out.
01:24:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:54
dirtycheeks
Really funny.
01:24:54
Steve-O
It's crazy engaging. Speaking of Mac shows, I think we need to touch on The Last of Us Season 2 and where it is right now.
01:25:01
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man. The Last of You? That's what Owen calls it.
01:25:06
Steve-O
The last of you.
01:25:07
Dick VanMeat
like yeah We're like, you can't watch it.
01:25:07
dirtycheeks
That's cool.
01:25:10
Dick VanMeat
Watch the iPad. And he's like, are you watching The Last of You? And I'm like, oh my god.
01:25:14
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:25:14
DeeBo
They're like, quiet, son!
01:25:16
Steve-O
I'm already all caught up. I just finished it after I watched the last terror Terrifier movie.
01:25:20
DeeBo
Oh, by the way.
01:25:21
Dick VanMeat
yeah He talks like that to
01:25:22
DeeBo
boils it oh by the way
01:25:24
Dick VanMeat
He talks like a fucking film snob to me. I just watched the last Terrifier movie.
01:25:28
dirtycheeks
I was texting him to see how much he liked Terrifier 3. We were like talking back and forth.
01:25:32
Steve-O
Yeah, you know what? I'm really excited to see where this director goes, Chris.
01:25:33
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah?
01:25:35
dirtycheeks
Yo, i he's just completely unhinged. I mean, he he's going to make another X-rated movie. I know it. That's being him back and forth.
01:25:42
Dick VanMeat
Is there a Terrifier 4 in the works?
01:25:44
dirtycheeks
Of course there is.
01:25:47
DeeBo
Jesus.
01:25:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:25:49
dirtycheeks
i so I am more confident about that than I am about anything else.
01:25:50
Dick VanMeat
ah hey Excuse me, Chris. Excuse me, Chris.
01:25:54
Steve-O
but
01:25:54
Dick VanMeat
My bad.
01:25:55
dirtycheeks
I'm more confident about that than anything and and the world.
01:25:55
Dick VanMeat
My bad, dawg.
01:25:57
Steve-O
I love the visual in my head of Chris and Owen both looking at John.
01:26:03
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, like um'm like I got fucking five heads.
01:26:04
Steve-O
of course there fucking is.
01:26:06
dirtycheeks
do you think?
01:26:07
Dick VanMeat
You fucking idiot.
01:26:08
dirtycheeks
What do you think?
01:26:08
Steve-O
but Go get us some more Cheerios and a bowl. Guys.
01:26:12
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Can you just get us more nachos, dad? Fuck.
01:26:16
Steve-O
Fuck.
01:26:17
Dick VanMeat
you Be useful.
01:26:20
dirtycheeks
I mean, come on, John.
01:26:21
Dick VanMeat
Anyway, last of us.
01:26:21
Steve-O
um I'm sorry, Chris. I'm sorry, Chris.
01:26:24
Dick VanMeat
The ah new episode aired just a couple hours ago that we didn't watch.
01:26:29
Steve-O
We i didn't watch it, so you we're talking about the previous episode, which is...
01:26:33
Dick VanMeat
Well, we didn't even talk about the episode two.
01:26:33
Steve-O
ah
01:26:35
Dick VanMeat
The big one. The big boy.
01:26:36
Steve-O
We need to talk about episode two.
01:26:36
Dick VanMeat
They
01:26:38
Steve-O
Episode two... um
01:26:41
Dick VanMeat
fucking... They killed Joel.
01:26:42
Steve-O
They did it. They did it.
01:26:44
dirtycheeks
Hmm. Hmm. Powerful.
01:26:47
Steve-O
Interesting.
01:26:48
Dick VanMeat
Dude, Sam... Yeah, Sam was really going through it. Going through it. And it's like...
01:26:53
Steve-O
People were...
01:26:53
dirtycheeks
Man, she went in blind.
01:26:53
Dick VanMeat
It was...
01:26:54
dirtycheeks
She went in blind.
01:26:55
Dick VanMeat
And I...
01:26:55
dirtycheeks
Right.
01:26:56
Dick VanMeat
it the level
01:26:57
DeeBo
What a sweet thing to be.
01:26:57
Dick VanMeat
of so
01:26:58
DeeBo
yeah
01:26:59
Dick VanMeat
The level of superiority, ah mental superiority I had over her this entire time since like going through the first season too is just like, nothing beats, like not there's no sweeter victorious feeling than that.
01:27:12
DeeBo
You felt like those guys, you felt like those guys in the, like in the reaction videos for the red wedding, you could tell immediately who would watch, who'd read the books.
01:27:13
Dick VanMeat
Like just...
01:27:18
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:27:19
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah.
01:27:20
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, they're just like, oh.
01:27:21
Steve-O
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
01:27:22
dirtycheeks
I love that.
01:27:23
Dick VanMeat
No, but that's... Oh, man.
01:27:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:27:24
dirtycheeks
When we were watching that, man, i was so prepped for it.
01:27:27
DeeBo
Sp...
01:27:27
dirtycheeks
What's happening, baby?
01:27:27
Dick VanMeat
I didn't know. Well, do you know did I ever tell you my story of the Red Wedding, Chris?
01:27:29
dirtycheeks
Oh,
01:27:33
dirtycheeks
no.
01:27:33
Dick VanMeat
I was still at home.
01:27:34
dirtycheeks
What?
01:27:34
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, dude. I was watching it on my iPad. Because, you know, I was watching on my iPad with headphones. Just because, you know, I don't know why. But I was in, like, the living room. Because my dad was watching something else in the in the other room.
01:27:48
Dick VanMeat
So was watching on my iPad, like, laying down on the couch. And I fucking screamed, like, whore.
01:27:53
Steve-O
Oh god.
01:27:55
Dick VanMeat
Like, I was horrified, dude. I was like, oh my god!
01:27:57
dirtycheeks
dude
01:27:59
Dick VanMeat
Like, I literally screamed that, and my dad ran into the room, and he was like, what happened? everything Is everything okay? Are you okay? Like, he was, like, having a heart attack or some shit.
01:28:07
dirtycheeks
there there there are there are a few books I've ever read where I had to stop what I was doing put it down and just like kind of sit you know my hands head in my hands
01:28:09
Dick VanMeat
I'm like, oh yeah, I was just watching this show. Like, i like what am I supposed to say to this?
01:28:22
Dick VanMeat
Our friend Dave said he was on a cruise. He was on a cruise when he read that part. And he said he threw he threw the book.
01:28:26
DeeBo
Yeah. And he like had a meltdown. Yeah.
01:28:28
Dick VanMeat
He threw the book at the wall.
01:28:29
dirtycheeks
you knew something was coming because they were leading up and they were talking about a ah house that completely was destroyed and like history forgot them
01:28:32
Dick VanMeat
Man.
01:28:37
Dick VanMeat
Well, that's the thing. like do you Do you think the people out watching The Last of Us kind of knew something was coming for Joel?
01:28:44
dirtycheeks
yeah I mean I don't know
01:28:44
Dick VanMeat
Because Sam did not know.
01:28:46
Steve-O
I mean, i've i've seen people I've seen people send me like their text messages with their friends who didn't know, and they were like, what the fuck?
01:28:54
Dick VanMeat
Dude.
01:28:55
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I think it's a little less clear.
01:28:57
Dick VanMeat
It's like Ned Stark, but like times a million just because the ju the emotional journey you go through.
01:29:01
dirtycheeks
I think in the show Game of Thrones, in the show Game of Thrones, there was, you didn't really expect it as much.
01:29:05
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:29:09
Steve-O
No.
01:29:09
dirtycheeks
In the books, there's a little bit of talk, a little foreshadowing that Caitlin Clark has with Rob and...
01:29:16
Dick VanMeat
Caitlin Clark.
01:29:17
dirtycheeks
Holy shit. Ha ha ha ha
01:29:18
Dick VanMeat
The fucking basketball god, Caitlin Clark.
01:29:18
DeeBo
Ha, ha, ha.
01:29:22
Dick VanMeat
Ha ha!
01:29:23
dirtycheeks
a
01:29:24
Dick VanMeat
Froldian slip, Chris.
01:29:25
Steve-O
Chris, what books are you reading?
01:29:25
dirtycheeks
Caitlyn, Caitlyn, Caitlyn Stark.
01:29:30
Dick VanMeat
I like the idea of Caitlin Clark, of it being Caitlin Clark.
01:29:34
dirtycheeks
ah
01:29:34
Steve-O
yeah
01:29:35
dirtycheeks
She has the covers.
01:29:35
Dick VanMeat
The all-time NCAA three-pointers
01:29:37
Steve-O
yeah
01:29:38
dirtycheeks
She's looking at a...
01:29:42
dirtycheeks
She's looking at the... the the
01:29:42
Dick VanMeat
leader.
01:29:43
Steve-O
Rob, you better watch your back.
01:29:45
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Rob, I'm going to hit it from the logo on the next play. Just let you know.
01:29:49
dirtycheeks
Looking at Latrell's pre-roll jersey. Like, this is what could happen to you. they were forgotten and his house was destroyed.
01:29:58
Steve-O
It was right there.
01:29:58
Dick VanMeat
yeah because the Yeah, because the last was like, i don't know, like, i didn't know they were, um I had an inkling when we were playing the games. Just because like, I remember talking to you, Devin, when they dropped that one trailer where it was, um it was Ellie singing the song.
01:30:13
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:30:17
Dick VanMeat
And then Joel was like, yeah, and Joel was like, are you youre are you sure you're going to go through with this or whatever?
01:30:17
DeeBo
Yeah, it was the very first teaser and then somebody said, yeah, how you doing, kiddo?
01:30:23
Dick VanMeat
And I was just like i was like, Devin, do you think they fucking kill Joel?
01:30:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:30:27
Dick VanMeat
like Do you think she's talking to his ghost or some shit?
01:30:28
DeeBo
Well, somebody said he's a ghost and Joel's dead at this point and she's like, she's seen a ghost and she's just going fucking murder everyone. And that was like the fucking minute hour one some guy just had a theory and they're like, Oh man, what could that mean?
01:30:46
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's like, oh, he's walking through like this door with all this light, and Dude, I think he's dead. i think she's talking to dead Joel.
01:30:53
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:30:54
Steve-O
it
01:30:54
DeeBo
And like, and it's like tough because
01:30:55
Steve-O
It's very different.
01:30:55
Dick VanMeat
And we kind of laughed at it. we were like, fuck that.
01:30:58
Steve-O
Come on.
01:30:59
Dick VanMeat
It's Joel.
01:30:59
DeeBo
yeah.
01:30:59
Steve-O
That's the us. The last us.
01:31:00
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:31:00
Steve-O
Come on, man.
01:31:00
Dick VanMeat
Come on! This fucking Joel, bro.
01:31:02
Steve-O
that's the that's the the us to the last to us come on man
01:31:05
DeeBo
And I mean like it sucks because like, I don't think ah very few of us were able to get to last was to
01:31:05
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:31:13
DeeBo
and not know something was happening, but there was just so much noise around it that it was like borderline spoiled.
01:31:19
Dick VanMeat
I'll tell you this. which I thought that Dina... I thought like before the game started, we knew that Dina was the love interest, right?
01:31:27
Steve-O
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
01:31:27
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:31:28
Dick VanMeat
Like this is just me like putting the fucking putting my theories together just from the trailers before we even played the game.
01:31:29
DeeBo
Yeah. Because of the trailer. Yeah. Yeah.
01:31:36
Dick VanMeat
And it was like we because the she kissed Dina that amazing fucking wonderful, unforgettable E3 reveal trailer moment in that one trailer.
01:31:39
Steve-O
ah
01:31:46
Dick VanMeat
and then you know and And then you go back to the other one where she's like I'm going to kill every last one of them. So I was like, oh well, obviously the love interest dies.
01:31:52
DeeBo
yeah Dina dies yeah
01:31:53
Dick VanMeat
like that I just went went right to there. i was like, oh, de know the Dina girl dies.
01:31:56
Steve-O
Classic. Classic formula.
01:31:58
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, classic. Yeah, classic. Revenge story. Joel's going to kill so many people in this. like you know like You just go through it.
01:32:07
DeeBo
yeah
01:32:07
Dick VanMeat
I'm like, oh, you're just going to kill a bunch of people with Joel and Ellie. It's going to awesome.
01:32:11
Steve-O
I mean, technically, via proxy, Joel did kill a lot of people.
01:32:17
Dick VanMeat
Yes.
01:32:18
Steve-O
You got to count out Uncle Tomy and Ellie.
01:32:19
DeeBo
A lot of people killed in Joel's name.
01:32:19
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:32:21
dirtycheeks
I thought you were counting out like all the people that will will get infected in the future.
01:32:26
Steve-O
Yeah, anybody anybody who's ever met Joel.
01:32:26
DeeBo
Whoa.
01:32:26
dirtycheeks
don't have a cure.
01:32:29
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's all Joel. all Joel.
01:32:31
Steve-O
but mean, technically, Chris, you are correct.
01:32:31
Dick VanMeat
that's all jobl
01:32:33
Steve-O
Fuck.
01:32:33
dirtycheeks
That's what I thought you were saying.
01:32:33
Dick VanMeat
You are right.
01:32:34
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:32:35
dirtycheeks
ah was like, damn, man.
01:32:36
DeeBo
Man, Joel deserves it, dude.
01:32:36
dirtycheeks
That's fucked.
01:32:38
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:32:39
Dick VanMeat
But yeah, like it was it was so interesting for me. like watching it with Sam. Cause she had no, cause I, I played these games on a fucking monitor in my office. Like I played last of us one and last of us two.
01:32:52
Dick VanMeat
Like, like I know people, like one of my friends, he plays it and he makes his wife like watch him play it. Like, and they, they go through the game together and I'm like, I would never subject Sam to that.
01:33:04
Dick VanMeat
Cause that like, that's gotta be like excruciating.
01:33:04
Steve-O
Killing a dog. Honey, I'm killing a dog.
01:33:07
Dick VanMeat
Honey, I'm killing a dog and a pregnant woman. Right. Right. One, right after the other. because they killed my favorite character.
01:33:12
Steve-O
I know their names. Honey, do you want to know what their names are?
01:33:16
DeeBo
but
01:33:17
Dick VanMeat
So like. Like knowing. Like she knew that I was into the game. she knew nothing about the game. and But she you know. Everybody likes Pedro Pascal right. And.
01:33:29
Dick VanMeat
um You know I was like. Hey well let's watch this show together. This is the the game that I played. She was really into it.
01:33:36
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:33:36
Dick VanMeat
After the first one. Obviously it's brutal and sad. The first episode. But like, dude, like going through this emotional journey was actually really fun because I got to watch her fall in love with Joel, just like I did agree with his decisions at the end of the first season, just like I did.
01:33:56
Dick VanMeat
um But the the difference is
01:34:00
Dick VanMeat
we were both parents like we had a baby before she watched the show. I did not have a child. I did not have a child.
01:34:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:34:09
Dick VanMeat
when I played the first game the first time.
01:34:11
dirtycheeks
No!
01:34:12
Dick VanMeat
So I don't know if like my opinions would change. Like obviously in hindsight, I would like to think that, yeah, of course. But like, you know, talking with you guys after we played the game, like we were like, yeah, of course, like we would do the same thing.
01:34:24
Dick VanMeat
But was it right what he did?
01:34:28
dirtycheeks
no
01:34:28
Dick VanMeat
And it's like, yeah, it's definitely not. Yeah, we we definitely go through those discussions. But like Sam is a fucking right. Like Joel's her ride or die.
01:34:38
Steve-O
That's a blorbo, baby.
01:34:38
Dick VanMeat
Like, every every decision he makes is correct.
01:34:43
dirtycheeks
Have you ever heard the term, the old term, the road to hell is paved in good intentions?
01:34:43
Dick VanMeat
Everything that he does is true, is right.
01:34:50
DeeBo
I thought you were just gonna say simmed.
01:34:52
dirtycheeks
oh Sip. Sip, Barber.
01:34:55
DeeBo
Sam's a sim for Joel.
01:34:55
Dick VanMeat
So, like, when, dude, when this happened, she was in denial.
01:34:56
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:34:56
dirtycheeks
Sheep.
01:34:59
Dick VanMeat
And I was like, well, no. I was like, they fucking did it. Like, you know, but like we're like kind of like, you know, teary-eyed and stuff. And she's just like, And was like, alright, well, they did it. And she was like, what are you talking about?
01:35:10
Steve-O
no
01:35:11
Dick VanMeat
I'm like like, what do you mean? she was like hes yeah she was like, you think he's dead? I'm like, what? i was like, excuse me?
01:35:18
dirtycheeks
Of course he's dead.
01:35:19
Dick VanMeat
Do I do i think he's dead?
01:35:19
DeeBo
Yeah, it's really neat.
01:35:19
Steve-O
They're dragging his ass out a fucking Taco Bell bag.
01:35:21
Dick VanMeat
I'm like...
01:35:24
Dick VanMeat
We didn't get to that part yet, Steve. Because like it was like literally like right after...
01:35:26
Steve-O
I know. oh we know God.
01:35:29
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, she goes through it. Because like I'm like, dude, the fucking golf club was sticking out of his neck. like he's He's fucking he's done so.
01:35:36
Steve-O
His head gets smashed in the game, right?
01:35:37
Dick VanMeat
And she...
01:35:38
Steve-O
Like, they kind of toned that down a little bit.
01:35:38
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:35:40
dirtycheeks
Yeah, they cut away another team.
01:35:41
Dick VanMeat
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see his brain juice squirt out of his head ah in the in the in the final shot while Ellie's crying.
01:35:47
dirtycheeks
She beats him so much. He breaks the golf club, but you don't see her beating him to the point where she breaks the golf club.
01:35:53
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's also darker in the game. So it's like and don't want to say it's harder to see stuff, but it's like definitely not as clear as the as the TV show is.
01:35:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:36:01
dirtycheeks
I think the speech is one for one, right? The speech that Abby gives.
01:36:04
Dick VanMeat
Not not one for one.
01:36:04
dirtycheeks
No.
01:36:05
Dick VanMeat
they They change it up in the in the game. He's she's about to say all that stuff. Or no, she's not. He just says, like, just Joel says something like, just, you know, say whatever speech you rehearsed over your head, like, over the years or whatever, million times.
01:36:14
dirtycheeks
Oh.
01:36:18
dirtycheeks
Let's fucking do it.
01:36:25
Dick VanMeat
Like, it was something along that line. And then in the show, Joel was like, oh, just fucking get it over with Or just say what you need to say and get it over with or something.
01:36:35
Dick VanMeat
and it was like It's, like, similar, but it has changed a little bit.
01:36:39
dirtycheeks
Okay.
01:36:40
Dick VanMeat
Which a lot of people have like problems with, but I'm like, dude, chill out. I want to get one thing ah of the way. This Abby is fucking amazing. I love...
01:36:49
dirtycheeks
I do really like her, too.
01:36:50
Steve-O
yeah
01:36:50
Dick VanMeat
I love her.
01:36:50
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:36:52
Dick VanMeat
like I really love her.
01:36:54
dirtycheeks
got a lot of emotion, man.
01:36:54
Dick VanMeat
And like... A lot of emotion...
01:36:56
dirtycheeks
She's really pumping it out there.
01:36:57
Dick VanMeat
did you know they filmed that shit, that scene? Three days after her mom's funeral, the actor?
01:37:03
dirtycheeks
I heard that. Yeah. That's...
01:37:05
Dick VanMeat
Or some bull some some crazy shit.
01:37:05
Steve-O
that's a lot that's
01:37:07
Dick VanMeat
So that's like real shit we're seeing.
01:37:08
Steve-O
yeah that's a motion you bring and bring into that role
01:37:12
Dick VanMeat
I mean, obviously, they were like, whenever you're ready, we'll do it. But she was like, no, let's fucking go. Let's go now. And she really killed she really killed Pedro Pascal.
01:37:20
dirtycheeks
I hope someone...
01:37:23
Steve-O
Literally, dead now.
01:37:24
Dick VanMeat
Anyway. But yeah, so like yeah Sam was like, oh, they didn't do it they didn't kill him. And I'm like, um like okay. like i don't I was like, I don't know. I'm in kind of in the same boat as you. I don't know if they you know like you could fucking come back to life right now. and like I don't know what they're to And then the next shot is
01:37:40
Steve-O
and so
01:37:40
Dick VanMeat
Is them dragging his fucking body.
01:37:43
dirtycheeks
yeah
01:37:43
Dick VanMeat
I'm like. ah He looks pretty fucking dead.
01:37:44
dirtycheeks
yeah
01:37:46
Dick VanMeat
There.
01:37:46
Steve-O
No, no, no, no. He could just be cold. Just trying to warm him up.
01:37:50
dirtycheeks
Oh, they didn't have a horse for him.
01:37:51
Dick VanMeat
so yeah.
01:37:52
dirtycheeks
They had to wrap him up.
01:37:53
Dick VanMeat
But yeah dude. She was like. like just like so The rest of the night.
01:37:55
dirtycheeks
Slow it.
01:37:57
Dick VanMeat
like She couldn't sleep over it. like um like I just had this shitty and grin on my face. like In the dark. like one After we were done going to sleep.
01:38:05
DeeBo
She's tossing and turning, weeping silently.
01:38:06
Dick VanMeat
like like yeah Just like randomly. She was just like.
01:38:09
DeeBo
sure
01:38:09
Dick VanMeat
she was just like they fucking killed my favorite character. I was like, and and like, dude, I was like, I had the fucking Cullen, Edward Cullen superiority complex over where i was just like, you'll get through it.
01:38:21
Dick VanMeat
I did. That's what said.
01:38:21
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that's...
01:38:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:38:22
dirtycheeks
that a I have to admit that that's an issue, though, I think, for me, a little bit.
01:38:22
Dick VanMeat
there i was like, you'll get through it. I did.
01:38:29
Dick VanMeat
What? What's that?
01:38:30
dirtycheeks
That the feeling was a little bit muted because I went through it. Just like The Red Wedding.
01:38:36
Dick VanMeat
Okay.
01:38:36
Steve-O
yeah
01:38:36
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Okay.
01:38:37
dirtycheeks
You know?
01:38:37
Dick VanMeat
So you think that you, are you jealous of their,
01:38:37
dirtycheeks
like i I went through it already.
01:38:41
Dick VanMeat
You're, okay, so you feel like, well, guess maybe, yeah.
01:38:43
dirtycheeks
It's like muted sadness. like
01:38:45
Dick VanMeat
ah you watching Are you watching this with your with your parents, Chris? Are they watching it too?
01:38:48
dirtycheeks
Yes. I watch it with my mom.
01:38:49
Dick VanMeat
the Did they know?
01:38:52
dirtycheeks
My mom didn't. I think she spoils herself because she looks up shit all the time. So I think she knew something was going to happen. um But she was still upset.
01:39:03
dirtycheeks
Like she liked Joel quite a bit.
01:39:05
Dick VanMeat
Sam was saying it, like, for, like, ah ah four days later.
01:39:06
dirtycheeks
Probably a very good.
01:39:08
Dick VanMeat
She was just like, I was like, oh, you're not to watch the show anymore? She's like, no, of course I'm going watch the show. But it's like, I'm like, dude, I'm like, listen, if they, you know, I was like trying to console her. I'm like, there's still a lot of stuff that you don't, that we don't know yet that they have to hash out.
01:39:27
Dick VanMeat
Like that Joel and Ellie, like you we, we still don't know why they were fighting.
01:39:30
Steve-O
He's still in the show.
01:39:32
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah.
01:39:32
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. I was like, we still don't know a bunch of stuff that they have to to show.
01:39:33
dirtycheeks
Definitely.
01:39:35
Dick VanMeat
So it's not like,
01:39:37
dirtycheeks
There's a great team coming up.
01:39:37
Dick VanMeat
He's not in the show. But then but then we watch we watched last last week's episode and they were fucking brutal. They took Pedro Pascal out of the credits in the beginning. And then and the opening sequence, there's usually the silhouette of Joel and Ellie with the cordyceps like towards the end of the opening sequence.
01:39:53
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:39:55
Dick VanMeat
And they took Joel's silhouette out. So it's just Ellie's silhouette.
01:39:57
Steve-O
um my God.
01:39:58
Dick VanMeat
They're fucking savage, dude. And they know what they're doing.
01:40:02
Steve-O
Yeah. Oh, hands down.
01:40:02
Dick VanMeat
Right?
01:40:03
Steve-O
Hands down.
01:40:05
Dick VanMeat
They're playing. They're toying with those guys.
01:40:06
Steve-O
They know what they've done. They know what they've done.
01:40:09
Dick VanMeat
So what what did you think? Did you guys like the differences that they that they took? The different things that they... Because they did a bunch of stuff different and in this.
01:40:17
dirtycheeks
I understood the differences that they they made.
01:40:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:40:21
dirtycheeks
like I got it from like a television production.
01:40:21
Dick VanMeat
So the first the first major difference is that Dina is on patrol with Joel instead of Tommy. Which is like that in the game.
01:40:31
dirtycheeks
Which I get, because they wanted Tommy to have his little moment in Jackson.
01:40:31
Steve-O
one
01:40:35
Dick VanMeat
Tommy had his moment, which is really cool. Because the whole Jackson thing is like That's a new dynamic in the show that we didn't get in the game.
01:40:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:40:42
dirtycheeks
And I think they're going to change a lot of Tommy's role moving forward
01:40:42
Dick VanMeat
Right?
01:40:46
Dick VanMeat
Well... I mean, we'll get we'll get to that.
01:40:48
dirtycheeks
and
01:40:49
Dick VanMeat
I have some fucking bones to pick about that. But the ah but with this but this... I think it was good that they stuck it with Dina because the reveal made a little bit more sense um when Abby finds out that it's Joel.
01:41:06
Dick VanMeat
Because in in the game, it's... Tommy's like, oh, I'm Tommy. This is my brother, Joel, to a complete stranger. And a lot of the fucking tryhard, the diehard idiots on the Internet are like, oh, they would never do that. Right.
01:41:20
Dick VanMeat
But in the they they kind of address that and in this in the show because they don't know Abby's in there. Dina. It's just Dina and Joel in that mine mining facility.
01:41:31
Dick VanMeat
And Dina is just like, hey, Joel, hey, Joel. Like she's she's just calling his name out because they don't know anybody else there.
01:41:35
Steve-O
Right. It's very casual.
01:41:37
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, and it makes – guess if you're catering to the fucking dipshits on the internet, the fucking neckbeards, then they can't – I guess they can't really complain about that aspect in the show because it makes a little bit more sense in their world.
01:41:50
Dick VanMeat
Where, like my my co like, my reasoning for it happening the way it did in the and the game is, oh, well, like, Joel's fucking 60-whatever years old.
01:42:02
Dick VanMeat
He has a daughter now. He's kind of satisfied and happy with his life. Obviously, he's going to let his guard down and not be... He's not psycho Joel anymore. you know
01:42:09
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:10
Dick VanMeat
He's like... He's laid back, retired Joel. So it's like him and Tommy aren't going to be like weird about shit at that part and theyre they're at that stage in their lives. you know i think in In my opinion, that makes sense too. so
01:42:24
Steve-O
yeah
01:42:25
Dick VanMeat
you know it's you know They're just catering to neckbeards. But like I like that it's Dina because it gives her... It gives her like... um You know, it gives her an arc. Like it gives her reasoning to go after the the Western Liberation Front front too.
01:42:43
Dick VanMeat
You know, it's not like... She's just doing it to go along with Ellie.
01:42:48
Steve-O
Right. Like, he's got some skin in the game, too.
01:42:48
Dick VanMeat
Like it is in the game. She's got skin. Yeah, it's there's some skin off her back too. so And it makes more sense. Like she's way smarter than Joel and Tommy. So it's like she would she would remember...
01:42:58
Steve-O
I...
01:43:02
Dick VanMeat
names and symbols and stuff like it just makes more sense that way
01:43:04
Steve-O
ah As for the change with Tommy in the third episode, it is... It's some of the most fun stuff from the game of being like, oh man, Tommy like literally just like grabbed his sniper rifle and just headed off to Seattle.
01:43:23
Dick VanMeat
well no it's not just that steve there's reason right because like Ellie goes up to him She's like, let's go now. Let's fucking go. And he's like, give me a day to talk to Marie and prepare and get resources.
01:43:33
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:43:34
Dick VanMeat
But he ends up taking that taking it for Ellie because he didn't want Ellie to go down that path.
01:43:40
Steve-O
Right.
01:43:40
Dick VanMeat
He wanted to, he wanted to protect Ellie from becoming that.
01:43:43
Steve-O
He takes on the burden.
01:43:43
Dick VanMeat
Right. So that, right. So that, that's why I like how that's done in the game more because it's Tommy's like, and it's his brother, you know, like, so like, that's, that's why I kind of like,
01:43:47
dirtycheeks
Me too, me too, me too.
01:43:52
dirtycheeks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:43:52
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:43:57
Dick VanMeat
i don't i don't know I don't want to say i hate the way they did it this time, but like... I don't know, man.
01:44:04
dirtycheeks
Now, instead of going after Joel, instead of Ellie, she's goingnna be he's going to be going after Ellie stop her. ellie
01:44:10
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:44:11
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:44:11
dirtycheeks
stop
01:44:11
DeeBo
Yeah, but it seems really important narratively, at least in the game, that Tommy kind of breaks the way he does.
01:44:12
Dick VanMeat
Right.
01:44:21
DeeBo
Because at the very end, you know, it's like...
01:44:22
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:44:24
Dick VanMeat
He spirals out of control.
01:44:26
DeeBo
Yeah, he spirals and and, you know, and, you know, Ellie's like, I don't know.
01:44:26
dirtycheeks
You're absolutely right.
01:44:26
Dick VanMeat
He's like he's lost his life.
01:44:26
Steve-O
Yeah, he crashes out.
01:44:31
DeeBo
But, like, he's just, like, a complete mess. And I feel like that's really important to the theme of of the game and the story they're telling.
01:44:38
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude.
01:44:40
Dick VanMeat
if it If it goes down that route, it's going to be sadder to see it that way.
01:44:40
DeeBo
So to see Tommy just kind of, like... healthily, yeah. But, like, yeah, to see Tommy kind of healthily absorb the loss is you're like, okay, but, like, when are you going to freak out?
01:44:53
DeeBo
Like, ah you need to lose your mind.
01:44:53
Steve-O
Right.
01:44:55
DeeBo
I'm sorry.
01:44:56
Dick VanMeat
Unless maybe... Yeah, maybe it's because... like And again, i'm like i'm like like I'm just... You know, kind of just... Trying to predict what's going Because we didn't watch tonight's episode yet.
01:45:08
Dick VanMeat
But like maybe it's because...
01:45:08
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
01:45:10
Dick VanMeat
It's the burden of, like, Ellie is his responsibility now. So that's what makes him go...
01:45:15
Steve-O
Do you think Tommy and Jake are probably going to be?
01:45:18
Dick VanMeat
Jake. Jesse, you mean?
01:45:19
Steve-O
Jesse, duh.
01:45:20
DeeBo
Wow.
01:45:21
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, that's the thing I don't know.
01:45:21
Steve-O
but
01:45:21
DeeBo
Wow.
01:45:22
Dick VanMeat
Because, like... Dina's obviously preggers, right? From that episode.
01:45:26
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:45:26
Dick VanMeat
Because she throws up...
01:45:27
Steve-O
Right, because she said that they they hooked up again.
01:45:29
DeeBo
Listen, dude, if ah if a female character vomits in a TV show, 100% success rate pregnant.
01:45:33
Dick VanMeat
She's preggers. Yeah, she's preggs.
01:45:37
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, so do you think...
01:45:37
DeeBo
Sorry.
01:45:38
Dick VanMeat
do you Do you think she already knows and do you think Jesse knows?
01:45:44
DeeBo
ah
01:45:44
Dick VanMeat
And that's...
01:45:45
Dick VanMeat
Or do you think she realizes she's pregnant in, like, in the game?
01:45:45
DeeBo
I don't think... I think she's going to realize it.
01:45:48
Dick VanMeat
she She realizes it. Oh, man, that's... yeah I guess that makes more sense. Because, like, why would this Dina put her and a baby's life in danger by doing this if she knew willingly that she was pregnant before she goes...
01:45:59
Steve-O
Yeah. Hmm.
01:45:59
DeeBo
Yeah. Did Dina in the game know that she was pregnant?
01:46:04
Dick VanMeat
no, else she she says, I think I'm pregnant.
01:46:04
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:46:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:46:08
Dick VanMeat
when she's throwing up and getting sick when they get to the theater. Oh, man that man, we're missing that. We missed that. That's a really like crazy part in the game, because that's when Ellie reveals that she's immune to Dina, too.
01:46:21
DeeBo
yeah i think I think we're getting...
01:46:23
Dick VanMeat
So it's kind of like she realized she's pregnant, and then she knows...
01:46:26
DeeBo
Listen, I saw a screenshot of ah tonight's episode.
01:46:27
Dick VanMeat
Man.
01:46:29
Dick VanMeat
Rat King?
01:46:29
DeeBo
and
01:46:30
Dick VanMeat
Rat King?
01:46:31
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, we're getting Rat King tonight, guys.
01:46:32
dirtycheeks
Pull the trigger.
01:46:33
Steve-O
ah
01:46:34
Dick VanMeat
We're getting Rat King tonight?
01:46:34
Steve-O
Damn.
01:46:34
dirtycheeks
pull the trigger
01:46:35
DeeBo
Fuck it.
01:46:35
Steve-O
Immediately, just immediately.
01:46:35
DeeBo
Fuck it, Rat King.
01:46:36
Dick VanMeat
Damn! Damn!
01:46:38
DeeBo
Yeah, no, no. We're getting ah we're getting ah an iconic scene, I think, in this one.
01:46:43
Dick VanMeat
Oh, the take on me.
01:46:45
DeeBo
I think so. I think so.
01:46:47
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Yeah, I think they showed like a guitar or something.
01:46:50
DeeBo
There it is.
01:46:51
Dick VanMeat
Woo.
01:46:52
DeeBo
But yeah, um episode two, i also I just think really well done. Like a great show so far.
01:46:58
Dick VanMeat
Dude, yeah, can we talk about that shit? The fucking, the the the thousands of infected running in the fucking blizzard. First off, I read that it was a real blizzard. They were fucking, there was real snow.
01:47:09
dirtycheeks
Whoa, cool.
01:47:10
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, they were really, like, filming that in real in a real blizzard, which is really cool. And all those infected are all real people acting, which is dope.
01:47:20
dirtycheeks
Cool. No CGI. All right.
01:47:22
Dick VanMeat
Isn't that dope?
01:47:23
Steve-O
That is crazy.
01:47:23
Dick VanMeat
Isn't that fucking dope?
01:47:23
DeeBo
Yeah, it's pretty sick.
01:47:26
Dick VanMeat
So it's like...
01:47:26
dirtycheeks
Looked good.
01:47:27
Dick VanMeat
So, yeah, Caitlin Deaver was saying, like, no, it's, like, really scary when all those actors are running after you.
01:47:27
dirtycheeks
It looked fucking good.
01:47:35
Dick VanMeat
Dude, there's that one part where, like...
01:47:36
dirtycheeks
Oh,
01:47:38
Dick VanMeat
Where they're trying to break through the fence and the infected like cuts his hand in half on the chain link fence. That shit's crazy, dude I love that shit.
01:47:47
dirtycheeks
I love that scene with the fence.
01:47:49
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:47:49
dirtycheeks
I loved it. I loved it in the game. I loved it in the show.
01:47:52
dirtycheeks
They nailed it.
01:47:52
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, dude.
01:47:53
Steve-O
That's the most like stressful thing you can imagine.
01:47:53
dirtycheeks
ah
01:47:55
Steve-O
Like, oh my god.
01:47:55
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I know. It's terrifying. ah
01:48:00
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man, I love...
01:48:01
dirtycheeks
Good shit.
01:48:01
Dick VanMeat
Dude, yeah, it's...
01:48:02
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm excited for the new episode tonight.
01:48:06
dirtycheeks
Heal you.
01:48:06
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, the Jax and stuff.
01:48:07
Steve-O
Hell yeah.
01:48:07
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I guess... Yeah, so me and Devin had differing opinions on the the Seth redemption arc. What did you guys think?
01:48:13
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:48:13
Dick VanMeat
Because I liked it. Devin didn't like it.
01:48:17
DeeBo
I thought it was a little, it was like over the top Seth rehab. Like we don't need that much. He's just a shitty character. He's allowed to be a shitty character.
01:48:27
dirtycheeks
Well, I don't think it's it's not.
01:48:27
DeeBo
I like, I like when he's stood up for them.
01:48:27
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but I...
01:48:29
Steve-O
i think I think it plays into the fact that it's like, here's a guy with who probably doesn't have your best intentions at heart.
01:48:29
dirtycheeks
it's
01:48:36
Steve-O
Like, sending you...
01:48:37
Dick VanMeat
But feels the same way as you.
01:48:38
Steve-O
Yeah, sending you on um on a suicide mission, basically.
01:48:39
Dick VanMeat
No, like, yeah.
01:48:40
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I think it's more of a condemnation of Ellie than it is anything else.
01:48:41
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:48:44
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, yeah, I think that's what, yeah, I think that's why I like it.
01:48:46
DeeBo
Thank you.
01:48:47
Dick VanMeat
It's because it's like Ellie's like looking in the mirror and seeing a really fucking piece of shit dude that hates her, you know, hates her lifestyle.
01:48:57
dirtycheeks
Hates her for existing.
01:48:58
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, hates her for existing, for breathing, breathing the same air as him. And feels the same way about revenge, right? It is like a condemnation on Ellie. Like, kind of like a, um... Like ah I don't want to say foreshadowing, but like...
01:49:13
dirtycheeks
Yeah. This is the people you're, you're in league with.
01:49:16
DeeBo
Yeah, I guess.
01:49:16
dirtycheeks
This is.
01:49:16
Steve-O
This is the...
01:49:16
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, this is, yeah.
01:49:17
DeeBo
You know what? I didn't mind him sticking up for her or for Joel, really, in the town hall. It was just like when he's also like the mole that's going to like sneak them out. And I was like, all right, like.
01:49:30
Dick VanMeat
Okay. Yeah.
01:49:30
DeeBo
What are we doing here, guys? Too much Seth. Seth.
01:49:33
Steve-O
It's the sandwich.
01:49:33
Dick VanMeat
seth dude
01:49:33
DeeBo
Yeah,
01:49:34
Steve-O
It's the sandwich he gave her, man.
01:49:36
DeeBo
yeah
01:49:37
dirtycheeks
That must have been hell a sandwich.
01:49:37
DeeBo
it's like.
01:49:38
Dick VanMeat
He's Seth, dude.
01:49:40
dirtycheeks
That must have been hell
01:49:40
Steve-O
It's a chicken parm sandwich. The fuck?
01:49:42
Dick VanMeat
And his fucking... And his fucking Call of Duty fucking bolt-action rifle that he gives her. The fucking...
01:49:47
Steve-O
It's better. It's better.
01:49:48
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, the Resident Evil 4 sniper that he gives her.
01:49:49
DeeBo
Oh,
01:49:53
Dick VanMeat
Come on, Devin. It's just Seth. He's cool.
01:49:55
DeeBo
oh ah yeah?
01:49:55
Dick VanMeat
He's good people now, man.
01:49:55
DeeBo
He's cool now?
01:49:56
DeeBo
Okay.
01:49:56
dirtycheeks
He's not.
01:49:56
Dick VanMeat
He's good people now.
01:49:57
DeeBo
All right.
01:49:57
Dick VanMeat
He's good people now.
01:49:57
dirtycheeks
That's the point.
01:49:58
DeeBo
Yeah, i'll forget I'll forget everything else about that guy.
01:49:59
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:50:00
Steve-O
i mean, Joel, Joel steamrolled him in the, in the game.
01:50:01
Dick VanMeat
he's good he's good people
01:50:06
Steve-O
He just gives him like a gentle, like,
01:50:07
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, he just shoves up. Yeah, he actually fucking decks his ass like in this, which is actually kind of cool.
01:50:13
dirtycheeks
I mean, Joel knew he was a piece of shit.
01:50:15
Dick VanMeat
Old ass Joel.
01:50:15
DeeBo
Well, he's dead now, so...
01:50:17
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Seth's brother, Toll.
01:50:19
DeeBo
Yeah, this is Seth's show now, dude. Seth's going to protect Ellie.
01:50:23
Steve-O
Seath.
01:50:24
DeeBo
see that
01:50:25
Steve-O
The best of us.
01:50:26
DeeBo
The last of Seth. that's go Yeah, this this is what we have now.
01:50:28
Steve-O
The last of Seth. The Seth of us.
01:50:31
dirtycheeks
You don't like him because that was the guy that was in Thinner. Yeah.
01:50:34
DeeBo
He used to be fat.
01:50:35
Steve-O
That's him. You're goddamn.
01:50:38
DeeBo
He ran over that lady.
01:50:40
Steve-O
I'm still I gotta eat these sandwiches every day.
01:50:43
DeeBo
I can eat all these steak sandwiches.
01:50:44
dirtycheeks
I eat, I eat, I eat, and don't gain any weight.
01:50:45
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:50:47
dirtycheeks
That's his voice in that movie. It's terrifying.
01:50:50
DeeBo
God damn it. I hate that now. I didn't need to know that. ah So, yeah, I don't know.
01:50:56
dirtycheeks
More you know.
01:50:58
DeeBo
I'm sure there's other stuff because it's been a minute, but like is there anything else that we've watched or played?
01:51:01
Steve-O
yeah
01:51:04
DeeBo
a played
01:51:05
Steve-O
I mean, we're running kind of long.
01:51:05
DeeBo
You guys have been playing some things.
Gaming Highlights: Claire Obscura and Oblivion Issues
01:51:07
Steve-O
I've been playing the fuck out of Claire Obscura Expedition 33. Dude, i this might be game of the year. Like, it's no joke. And the fact, my brain doesn't understand how this is being sold for $50.
01:51:15
dirtycheeks
Get
01:51:16
DeeBo
don't
01:51:19
Steve-O
I
01:51:19
Dick VanMeat
I mean, Reign said it's Game of the Year, so it's got to be, right? Because he's the god of games.
01:51:24
Steve-O
i mean, like, even, you know, even before i so I saw Rain, like, just playing it, you can tell it's something special. Like, it it's...
01:51:30
Dick VanMeat
Wait, it's called it's called Expedition 33? Man, Reign is not allowed to like the game by contract then, because it has a number next to it.
01:51:33
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:51:33
DeeBo
Yeah, Claire Obscura.
01:51:39
Steve-O
The number. Yeah, you're right. He did say that.
01:51:40
Dick VanMeat
has a number next to the title.
01:51:41
dirtycheeks
him.
01:51:42
Steve-O
ah
01:51:42
dirtycheeks
Get him.
01:51:43
Dick VanMeat
yeah have Steve, you have to expect more from your games. His words, not mine.
01:51:47
Steve-O
Well, you know, I don't. I don't.
01:51:49
DeeBo
I don't. This was great.
01:51:50
dirtycheeks
laughter
01:51:50
DeeBo
This was great. I have no doubt.
01:51:51
Steve-O
It's a master. Like, literally, like, it is...
01:51:52
dirtycheeks
hey
01:51:54
Steve-O
i know i know this is one of going to be one of those games that, Devin, when you sink your teeth into it, you're gonna be like, oh, I completely get it. I completely get why everybody kind of lost their mind over it.
01:52:02
DeeBo
Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited.
01:52:04
Steve-O
Yeah. um It is... Oh my God. It's everything you want from an RPG. the There's I, I literally, I can't understand. i do not understand how they made this game and said, Oh, this is just a budget title.
01:52:19
Steve-O
This is ah a double a game because there's just the, it's 50 bucks and it is, I'm playing it and it is beautiful.
01:52:22
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, because isn't it only like $40 or $50? It's not even real.
01:52:27
DeeBo
dude.
01:52:28
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's not even full price.
01:52:29
DeeBo
think half the price of a Nintendo game.
01:52:31
Dick VanMeat
It's half a price of Mario Kart World.
01:52:35
DeeBo
Thank you.
01:52:35
Steve-O
Literally. Yeah, you're right. If you buy a physical, right? 90 something dollars.
01:52:38
Dick VanMeat
yeah my mar No, Mario Kart World is going to be better than this. Steve, stop.
01:52:43
Steve-O
Dude, I can't wait. John, when you play it and you start you start showing up speaking in a fake French accent.
01:52:50
Dick VanMeat
I'm a...
01:52:50
Steve-O
like
01:52:51
Dick VanMeat
Dude, should i should I just play it? Because I'm like... i you know um um i'm at a I'm at a wall in Baldur's Gate 3 and i don' i have to like I have to buck down and learn learn how to do the game.
01:52:54
Steve-O
Are you are you looking?
01:53:01
Steve-O
I think, John, I think you're gonna you're going to fall in love with the characters. I think you're gonna fall in love with the characters.
01:53:07
Dick VanMeat
Ugh!
01:53:08
dirtycheeks
I have i've been playing the other game that came out this
01:53:08
Dick VanMeat
Okay! Let me see.
01:53:12
Steve-O
Yeah?
01:53:13
Dick VanMeat
That came out years ago?
01:53:14
dirtycheeks
yeah came about years ago.
01:53:15
Dick VanMeat
Chris?
01:53:17
dirtycheeks
That was Shadow Dropped as a remaster.
01:53:17
Steve-O
Feels like it.
01:53:21
dirtycheeks
That's Oblivion. um like got about 20 hours into it, but I i gotta stop now because the crashing is becoming a problem.
01:53:26
Steve-O
Goddamn.
01:53:34
Steve-O
Is that what it's doing?
01:53:34
DeeBo
oh Oh.
01:53:35
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man, so it's so it is a it's ah it's an actual remake, then.
01:53:35
Steve-O
It's crashing?
01:53:36
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:53:38
Steve-O
yeah
01:53:39
dirtycheeks
It's a fucking Bethesda game, baby.
01:53:39
Steve-O
but
01:53:42
Dick VanMeat
Wait, so Devin, you should take this game away from from Rain, then.
01:53:42
dirtycheeks
Bethesda game through and through.
01:53:45
DeeBo
oh Sorry, Rain.
01:53:47
Dick VanMeat
um in the
01:53:47
DeeBo
It crashed too many times for Galani.
01:53:48
Dick VanMeat
ah crashes ah correct It crashes the same amount of times as the original. It's not ah it's not a remake.
01:53:54
dirtycheeks
it's
01:53:54
Dick VanMeat
It's ah it's a remaster.
01:53:54
dirtycheeks
like, if you go any, if you fast travel anywhere where there's a big body of water, it's gonna crash. Like, it's just, it's just gonna crash.
01:54:02
Dick VanMeat
That's crazy.
01:54:04
dirtycheeks
And it could be my Steam Deck, and I might have to lower, like, the graphics and shit, but Yeah, I don't know. I think it's just a Bethesda game to be perfectly born with y'all.
01:54:12
Steve-O
Yeah, I've seen some people saying that.
01:54:12
dirtycheeks
Yeah,
01:54:16
dirtycheeks
so I gotta take a little break until they patch that shit. Fix it in some way.
01:54:20
Dick VanMeat
Oh man, Claire Obscura is playable on Steam Deck?
01:54:22
Steve-O
Is it? That's crazy.
01:54:24
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it is.
01:54:25
dirtycheeks
It's, um, there's the yellow one.
01:54:25
Steve-O
that's
01:54:26
Dick VanMeat
And I'm reading right now that they the devs the devs are are optimizing it for Steam Deck as we speak, so there's probably going to be another and patch to come out that'll make it even run even smoother, probably.
01:54:33
dirtycheeks
Hey now.
01:54:37
dirtycheeks
That I'm going to pick up at some point. Hmm.
01:54:39
Steve-O
Yeah, honestly, like it is one of those games where like I expected to like play it and be like, oh, that was fun.
01:54:40
dirtycheeks
Interesting.
01:54:45
Dick VanMeat
Like what?
01:54:46
Steve-O
That was cool. I am at the point where my brain is like trying to put as much time into it as possible and like explore the world and stuff like that. Like it's crazy. Like.
01:54:58
Dick VanMeat
I kind of like how I felt towards the end of Red Dead 2. Interesting.
01:55:01
Steve-O
Yeah,
01:55:01
dirtycheeks
Interesting.
01:55:02
Steve-O
yeah, you're right. You're right.
01:55:03
Dick VanMeat
It's really interesting.
01:55:03
dirtycheeks
Interesting.
01:55:05
Dick VanMeat
It's really interesting.
01:55:05
dirtycheeks
That's real interesting right there.
01:55:06
Steve-O
it's so It's real interesting.
01:55:08
Dick VanMeat
And there's a gang in this game too? Man.
01:55:11
Steve-O
ah
01:55:11
Dick VanMeat
Maybe I'll like this game.
01:55:12
Steve-O
there is a gang.
01:55:13
Dick VanMeat
The UI is wild to me. like It looks crazy.
01:55:18
Steve-O
It does so many things. It keeps surprising me. It keeps surprising me the things it's introducing. Like...
01:55:25
Dick VanMeat
So it's turn but it's turn-based combat like Final Fantasy?
01:55:29
Steve-O
It is... Yeah, it turn-based combat, but it is kind of like action-based where, like, you know how, like, Mario RPG lets you, like, kind of try and do dodges or counterattacks and stuff like that?
01:55:39
dirtycheeks
Oh, cool.
01:55:39
Dick VanMeat
Right, you can time Yeah.
01:55:39
dirtycheeks
real Is it real time thing?
01:55:40
Steve-O
So... Yeah, it gives you the it gives you those real-time things.
01:55:41
Dick VanMeat
yeah
01:55:43
Steve-O
like It is very open with It's like, here's a boss that's really hard. You can take it on right now if you want, if you're really good at dodging and parrying, but like you know might want to come back later, but also you can handle it right now.
01:56:01
dirtycheeks
Hmm. Interesting.
01:56:03
Steve-O
Yeah. It is... Again, for it is steal. it is a steel I don't understand how this game exists.
01:56:14
dirtycheeks
Who made it?
01:56:16
Steve-O
um I need to look that up.
01:56:17
DeeBo
So French people, it's like, a
01:56:18
Steve-O
It is some French people.
01:56:19
Dick VanMeat
Sandfall Interactive.
01:56:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:56:21
Dick VanMeat
It's a bunch of ex-Ubisoft devs.
01:56:24
dirtycheeks
Oh, the good ones.
01:56:26
Steve-O
Dude, if Ubisoft was sleeping on this pile of gamers, they just show up.
01:56:27
Dick VanMeat
ones The ones that they let go. The ones that they let go. And their games got worse. Yeah.
01:56:33
Steve-O
and Actively.
01:56:34
Dick VanMeat
yeah
01:56:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:56:37
dirtycheeks
Good for them.
01:56:37
Steve-O
Can't recommend it enough. Yeah. But wait, so Oblivion's crashing.
01:56:43
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. A lot. Like, to the point where the more Blivian Gates that show up on the map, the more it's like, it's gonna crash.
01:56:46
DeeBo
Oh man.
01:56:53
dirtycheeks
There's another one coming up.
01:56:53
DeeBo
You know, i know Digital Foundry, I think they were like, this is this game has the most problems of any game we've ever looked at. They said something like pretty damning like that.
01:57:05
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:57:05
dirtycheeks
Well, i like,
01:57:06
DeeBo
And that was like I think that was like the console version, so good lord, who knows what the ah PC version looks like.
01:57:13
dirtycheeks
like I can overlook textures not loading in immediately. It's a Bethesda game, right? That's kind of what I'm used to. But...
01:57:23
DeeBo
It really shouldn't be at this point.
01:57:25
Steve-O
If you actively can't play it.
01:57:26
DeeBo
like it's ah The whole point is this is a fucking remake. It's like...
01:57:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:57:29
dirtycheeks
Yeah, yeah. You're right.
01:57:31
DeeBo
and It's a remaster, remake, whatever you want call it.
01:57:33
dirtycheeks
You are correct.
01:57:37
dirtycheeks
So I'm going to withhold my review until they fucking fix this shit.
01:57:37
DeeBo
It's just...
01:57:42
dirtycheeks
because it's not worth it.
01:57:43
Dick VanMeat
Well, night Night Rain comes out in like three weeks, I think, or a couple weeks.
01:57:47
dirtycheeks
And that's when I'll forget about it. Hey!
01:57:50
Steve-O
Three weeks. That's crazy to even think of three weeks. Holy shit.
01:57:53
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:57:55
dirtycheeks
That'll be a bye-bye.
01:57:55
Dick VanMeat
Why does it come out on Thursday? That's fucking weird.
01:57:58
Steve-O
Wait, when's it coming out?
01:57:59
Dick VanMeat
May 29th. A Thursday.
01:58:02
Steve-O
That's weird.
01:58:02
dirtycheeks
it's It's night day. It's night day.
01:58:04
Dick VanMeat
Is that Night Dark Ages?
01:58:05
DeeBo
I'll be, wait, when when does, hold on, when does Doom, when's the new Doom game coming
01:58:05
dirtycheeks
Yeah, maybe.
01:58:07
Steve-O
Night day.
01:58:11
dirtycheeks
Do me, do me, do me, do me, do me.
01:58:12
DeeBo
Yeah, because that might be why, and don't know, maybe they don't want release the same day.
01:58:13
Dick VanMeat
I don't know.
01:58:17
Dick VanMeat
Is FromSoft the type...
01:58:18
DeeBo
May 15th, no, nevermind.
01:58:20
Dick VanMeat
Are they the type to back down? I don't think they need...
01:58:23
DeeBo
I mean,
01:58:23
Dick VanMeat
I think they're aware of their stranglehold they have on the industry right now. I don't think... They're pretty much right up there with Rockstar, I think, where they...
01:58:30
DeeBo
yeah but with a live service game, I don't know, that's a jump, it's a still jump.
01:58:31
Steve-O
yeah
01:58:33
Dick VanMeat
Dark Ages is May 14th.
01:58:36
DeeBo
May 15th.
01:58:37
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, 15th.
01:58:38
DeeBo
So it's
01:58:39
Dick VanMeat
Oh, you know, maybe... This says... 29th, but maybe it's... Is it actually the 30th? I mean, it says May...
01:58:44
Steve-O
it says the 30th on um our fantasy critic
01:58:48
dirtycheeks
Okay, that's night day.
01:58:48
Dick VanMeat
On Steam, it says May 29th, but maybe it's May 29th at midnight.
01:58:52
Steve-O
it might be like an early bonus thing possibly that makes sense that makes sense
01:58:52
Dick VanMeat
a AKA, like, no, AKA, like, 9pm on West Coast time, May 29th.
01:59:00
DeeBo
Oh. Okay.
01:59:01
dirtycheeks
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
01:59:01
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:59:02
dirtycheeks
I need, I need, I need, give me, give me, me give me, I need, I need.
01:59:04
Steve-O
Games are games are coming out real hard right now. Like Devin, your recommendation of blueprints. I was hooked on that game. Holy shit. Thank you for recommending that.
01:59:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:59:14
Steve-O
I got absolutely just enthralled. I have a book here.
01:59:18
DeeBo
I...
01:59:19
Steve-O
i have a notebook. i done this I haven't done this in years where I like have a book of notes.
01:59:21
dirtycheeks
Got a notebook?
01:59:22
Dick VanMeat
That's awesome.
01:59:25
Steve-O
So.
01:59:27
DeeBo
What, uh, did you roll credits?
01:59:30
Steve-O
I rolled credits, but there's still so many mysteries that like, it's, it's like go nuts.
01:59:32
DeeBo
There's like a billion things, yeah.
01:59:35
Steve-O
Like, Hey, you did it, but there's still way more that you need to figure out.
01:59:38
Dick VanMeat
You got the inheritance, though?
01:59:40
Steve-O
Yes.
01:59:41
DeeBo
Yeah, you got that you got that house, bro?
01:59:42
Steve-O
I do.
01:59:43
Dick VanMeat
You got the check?
01:59:43
Steve-O
I do.
01:59:44
Dick VanMeat
You got that check?
01:59:44
Steve-O
i got the check and you know what? It adds a bunch of ah rooms.
01:59:47
Dick VanMeat
Is it worth it? as is it Is it worth the trouble?
01:59:50
dirtycheeks
Is it like a Brewster's million situation where you have to spend X amount of money in week?
01:59:54
Steve-O
e Well, the premise of the story is yeah, you have one month to find the secret 46th room of a 45-room mansion.
01:59:56
DeeBo
Well, you had to camp outside of a house for like a month.
02:00:06
DeeBo
it
02:00:08
Steve-O
i mean, it was great.
02:00:09
dirtycheeks
What was in that room? Was it like hot dogs and stuff?
02:00:12
Dick VanMeat
No, when one when you were describing it like betrayal, betrayal house on the hill, or a betrayal What is the name of that game?
02:00:13
Steve-O
You'll have to you'a to find out.
02:00:15
dirtycheeks
Okay.
02:00:17
DeeBo
Yeah, it definitely has betrayal vibes for sure. Yeah, betrayal at the house of the hill, on the hill.
02:00:24
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, when you describe it like that, that's where I'm like, okay, that's how you describe it to people.
02:00:27
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, the building the house mechanic is both very fun and also extremely frustrating.
02:00:28
Steve-O
and
02:00:33
Steve-O
Dude, when you get a whole run shut down by just fucking butt pieces.
02:00:39
DeeBo
Yeah, no, like the laboratory, I go, okay.
02:00:41
Steve-O
Yeah, you get the fucking bathroom and you're like, God damn it.
02:00:45
DeeBo
Yeah, I kind of took ah i took a break.
02:00:45
dirtycheeks
bathrooms aren't all that bad.
02:00:48
DeeBo
I don't know if I'll get back in, but.
02:00:51
Steve-O
i get that.
02:00:53
DeeBo
It's just like there's too many puzzles, I think. I'm like, it's hard for me to be focused on like a main goal because I'm like, well, what's this thing? What's the I got a power hammer, but like I got to break all these doors. But I know there's other rooms that i have.
02:01:07
Steve-O
Power hammer is a thing.
02:01:07
DeeBo
It's going to be. You didn't know about this where you build.
02:01:10
Steve-O
i i had an idea about power hammer. I just didn't have the third piece for power hammer.
02:01:16
DeeBo
So you need the battery, the ship.
02:01:19
Steve-O
The sledgehammer.
02:01:21
DeeBo
Sledgehammer and shit, something else.
02:01:25
dirtycheeks
Steve, don't want to come off as offensive here, but what the fuck were you thinking?
02:01:26
DeeBo
Like tape.
02:01:29
Steve-O
No, i dode
02:01:29
DeeBo
yeah we oh wait how How did you beat the game?
02:01:30
dirtycheeks
How could you... How dare you could you not get the power of her?
02:01:31
DeeBo
How did you beat the game and didn't get the the battery, the power hammer?
02:01:35
dirtycheeks
Good lord.
02:01:35
Steve-O
no I've gotten the battery. it's just i beat the game I beat the game with Shovel Detector, which is a shovel and a metal detector.
02:01:37
dirtycheeks
My god.
02:01:41
dirtycheeks
Oh. Ew.
02:01:43
DeeBo
I'm just saying,
02:01:44
Steve-O
Or perhaps Lockpick and Metal Detector.
02:01:45
dirtycheeks
Ew.
02:01:46
DeeBo
i've opened I've opened two of the rooms.
02:01:48
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that's slightly better.
02:01:49
DeeBo
I've opened two of the four anti-rooms, even though I don't think that matters. Doesn't that even matter?
02:01:54
Steve-O
No, they're just ways to get into that room.
02:01:56
DeeBo
Yeah, and then i get in there, and then I don't have the thing I need, and then I end the run, and I'm like, okay. And it's... its I don't fucking know, man.
02:02:07
DeeBo
It's it's cool.
02:02:08
Steve-O
Did you wait? Did you get the thing from that room?
02:02:09
DeeBo
It's too much.
02:02:12
DeeBo
I can't remember. I must have, right? Isn't it, like, automatic?
02:02:16
Steve-O
Yeah, you get the thing in that room.
02:02:17
DeeBo
But there's a room there's a room that there's no doorknob.
02:02:19
Steve-O
Did you use that thing?
02:02:22
DeeBo
I can't remember. It's been so long.
02:02:24
Steve-O
Okay.
02:02:25
DeeBo
Most likely. I must have, right? It's like the it's like a key to another area.
02:02:34
Steve-O
So.
02:02:36
DeeBo
The foundation?
02:02:36
Steve-O
It's.
02:02:36
DeeBo
Is it the foundation room?
02:02:37
Steve-O
I don't want to spoil anything, but yeah, you're you're on the right track.
02:02:40
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, I just...
02:02:40
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:02:42
DeeBo
don't know. I had a few garbage runs, and then I got a PS5 Pro, and then I've just been playing old games.
02:02:49
Dick VanMeat
Damn. I'm just going to casually just sneak that in there.
02:02:49
Steve-O
Oh, a professional.
02:02:50
DeeBo
Well, is that a brang?
02:02:51
dirtycheeks
Oh, my.
02:02:51
Steve-O
Oh, my goodness, Devin.
02:02:54
Dick VanMeat
Oh my god.
02:02:54
Steve-O
wait like My word, Devin.
02:02:56
Dick VanMeat
Listen to this guy.
02:02:57
DeeBo
more Listen, so I...
02:02:57
dirtycheeks
who
02:02:58
Steve-O
Oh, my goodness.
02:02:58
dirtycheeks
You giving me the vapors?
02:02:59
Dick VanMeat
Woo.
02:03:00
DeeBo
Listen, Donald...
02:03:00
Steve-O
Did we know this? Wait, did we all know this?
02:03:02
DeeBo
John knew?
02:03:02
dirtycheeks
I knew I knew.
02:03:03
Dick VanMeat
Wait, should we all just suck his dick now?
02:03:03
dirtycheeks
I knew.
02:03:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:03:07
Dick VanMeat
That's how goes, right?
02:03:07
Steve-O
I mean, I think we have to.
02:03:07
Dick VanMeat
Because if you get PS5 Pro, you just have to do it.
02:03:09
DeeBo
Yeah, I...
02:03:10
Steve-O
i only have a PlayStation, PlayStation 5 amateur over here.
02:03:10
DeeBo
I think um i'm I'm due for Yeah, that's why it's covered in dirt, bro.
02:03:14
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I have PS5 poor. I got a PS5 poor.
02:03:15
Steve-O
How wait, how many colors does the PS5 Pro have again?
02:03:20
DeeBo
Collars?
02:03:20
Steve-O
Yeah, you know, have the first has a pop collar.
02:03:22
DeeBo
um Just two.
02:03:22
dirtycheeks
yeah Yeah, how many popped?
02:03:23
DeeBo
Just to
02:03:24
dirtycheeks
Two more.
02:03:26
Steve-O
God damn, dude.
02:03:26
DeeBo
two.
02:03:26
Dick VanMeat
two more colors.
02:03:27
DeeBo
Yeah, it's actually a spider and it walks around my house.
02:03:29
Dick VanMeat
The thing is is, though, Devin, you're playing on the fucking, the regular DualSense, which is kind of, it just feels wrong.
02:03:30
Steve-O
but
02:03:34
DeeBo
Don't even, man.
02:03:36
Steve-O
Oh, so you you're not a professional in the hands yet.
02:03:39
Dick VanMeat
He's not, yeah, he doesn't have the, he doesn't have the DualSense edge.
02:03:39
DeeBo
and o
02:03:41
Dick VanMeat
And it's kind of like, it's kind of like, you're not taking advantage of the, of the technology at this point.
02:03:42
DeeBo
Listen, the problem...
02:03:47
DeeBo
See, the problem is is, on one hand, I am like, wow, I'm really i'm really excited.
02:03:47
Dick VanMeat
So, like, what's the point?
02:03:52
Dick VanMeat
The controller costs half the cost of the console.
02:03:55
DeeBo
Yeah, I'm really excited for these things to get really expensive, so maybe I should get everything I would like to get.
02:03:55
Dick VanMeat
Ha ha!
02:04:00
Steve-O
I mean, based on what Microsoft has just announced.
02:04:02
DeeBo
Yeah. But on the other hand, I'm poor. Yeah. So that's that's a big stopgap for me at the moment.
02:04:06
Steve-O
that's
02:04:09
Steve-O
That's how they get you.
02:04:10
Dick VanMeat
ah Nah, it's fine.
02:04:13
DeeBo
You know what? It's fine.
02:04:14
Dick VanMeat
Just do it.
02:04:14
DeeBo
It'll get solved. It'll be solved.
02:04:15
dirtycheeks
You know what, Devin? I think you should buy another PS5 Yeah.
02:04:18
DeeBo
You know? this Yeah.
02:04:20
dirtycheeks
yeah
02:04:20
DeeBo
Well, you know what's funny is ah Jenny's like, oh, let's put the old PS5 upstairs.
02:04:27
Dick VanMeat
What?
02:04:27
DeeBo
was like, i don't I don't know. Like, I don't...
02:04:29
Dick VanMeat
For what?
02:04:31
DeeBo
She's like, just so we can just like watch. ah You can play games up here. And I'm like, I don't play games in in bed.
02:04:36
Dick VanMeat
I don't want to play video games on that TV.
02:04:37
Steve-O
and I don't play games in the bedroom.
02:04:42
DeeBo
No, you know what's funny, though? is like It's been up there, right? And I tested it, and that was it. But like yesterday was the first day I played it. And i was I literally went, ew, when it turned on because it seemed slow. And I was like, ugh. This launch PS5 is running like dog shit.
02:05:01
Dick VanMeat
Here's what you can do, Devin. You can just trade that in and get a DualSets Edge.
02:05:04
DeeBo
oh
02:05:05
Steve-O
There you go.
02:05:05
Dick VanMeat
And then not spend money.
02:05:08
Dick VanMeat
I mean, yeah, it feels bad, but like, what else going to do Like, use that as a fucking $450 Blu-ray player?
02:05:09
DeeBo
yeah
02:05:09
dirtycheeks
yeah
02:05:15
DeeBo
I mean, I could just wait. I could just wait till his tears get even worse and then sell a disc.
02:05:19
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:05:21
DeeBo
A disc PS5?
02:05:22
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah. Good good good price for that
02:05:23
Dick VanMeat
Oh, wait, did you get the disc drive PS5 Pro 2?
02:05:25
DeeBo
ah No, the disc drive was not available. And I was like, you can wait.
02:05:29
Dick VanMeat
Oh, shit, that's where they get you. They're going to Nintendo you.
02:05:31
DeeBo
it can wait. No.
02:05:33
Dick VanMeat
That's going to be a $200 disc drive in six months.
02:05:33
DeeBo
No.
02:05:33
dirtycheeks
that.
02:05:38
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man.
02:05:38
DeeBo
Yeah, no, I know. It's going to be bad. It's going bad.
02:05:42
DeeBo
But you know, I didn't... I just...
02:05:42
Dick VanMeat
Well, you could just just be just be me and go all digital, baby.
02:05:46
Dick VanMeat
Except for Zelda. The only games I bought physical and played were the Zelda games for some reason. I don't know. Oh, because I wanted the bag came that came with the physical copy if you bought it at Target.
02:05:58
DeeBo
Yeah, you fucking...
02:05:59
Steve-O
There's that special edition that came with like a bunch of stuff too.
02:06:02
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:06:03
Steve-O
So I have Breath of the Wild physical. Cool.
02:06:06
DeeBo
Oh, shoot. Well, yeah, that was my a little humble brag. It was ah it was a for me.
02:06:09
dirtycheeks
Shoot.
02:06:11
DeeBo
i said, or i need. i didn't I didn't earn it.
02:06:13
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, dude.
02:06:14
DeeBo
I was like, I need this.
02:06:14
Dick VanMeat
Fuck yeah.
02:06:16
dirtycheeks
yeah
02:06:16
DeeBo
Things are not going
02:06:16
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I need this to to yeah to to fucking survive
Console Wars: PS5 Pro and Xbox Pricing
02:06:20
Dick VanMeat
the day. You need needed some some sort sort of therapy.
02:06:20
DeeBo
good. To feel something.
02:06:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:06:24
Steve-O
So that is way more justifiable purchase than an Xbox Series X costing 100 more dollars.
02:06:31
DeeBo
Isn't that fucking nuts?
02:06:32
Dick VanMeat
I agree.
02:06:33
Steve-O
That's a wild. That is absolutely ludicrous.
02:06:34
DeeBo
You know what's crazy too is like, I understand that this tells me like clearly they don't even care about selling boxes at this point, but it's also like, and I've said this about like the Xbox Series X or S and X and how like, you know, the S has to have parity with the X and all that.
02:06:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:06:53
DeeBo
And I'm like, how does a distant third place get to dictate these rules? Like how how, how do they go about that? Like, And I understand Nintendo did it first, technically.
02:07:07
DeeBo
But then Xbox is like, oh, by the way, guys, everything's going way up. And it's like, wow, yeah, okay, I guess.
02:07:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:07:15
Steve-O
By the way, American company.
02:07:15
DeeBo
You guys really... Yeah, well, all the yeah, but all the parts, not American.
02:07:18
Dick VanMeat
yeahre Right, right, right.
02:07:21
Steve-O
Oh no. Yeah.
02:07:23
DeeBo
Yeah, so I just i saw it and I was like, if it mattered, it doesn't.
02:07:28
Dick VanMeat
You know what, guys, though? Guys, this is what's really going to get people to start buying Xboxes again, is to raise the fucking prices the same console that's been out for fucking five years now at this point.
02:07:34
DeeBo
Yeah. Raised the price by $120. The two
02:07:40
DeeBo
terabyte, like, star speckled one of the Series X is, I think, just as much as the PS5 Pro.
02:07:48
Steve-O
$729.99 Xbox Series X
02:07:48
dirtycheeks
Woof.
02:07:49
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:07:49
DeeBo
That's... Yeah, it's...
02:07:50
dirtycheeks
Woof.
02:07:50
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's like oh wow yeah like, what's the fucking point?
02:07:51
DeeBo
That's...
02:07:57
Steve-O
x digital five forty nine ninety nine
02:07:57
dirtycheeks
Ain't nobody buying that.
02:08:02
Steve-O
this is when did
02:08:02
DeeBo
Makes me, makes me feel like I should have sold my series X for more than I sold it for.
02:08:03
Steve-O
when did these come out too twenty twenty
02:08:07
DeeBo
it
02:08:09
Steve-O
this is ah is a twenty twenty console right
02:08:11
DeeBo
That's a shit. That's a shit. How garbage does that, would that be if it was a PC, five-year-old PC?
02:08:13
Dick VanMeat
Yes.
02:08:18
Steve-O
ah
02:08:19
DeeBo
That's basically trash, right? It's like, can barely open up an Excel.
02:08:22
Steve-O
You'd run retro games on this, right?
02:08:24
dirtycheeks
You'd run away from it, right?
02:08:25
Steve-O
Yeah, this would be like your work computer or just like a computer you give to a child.
02:08:32
DeeBo
Yeah, no, it's ah I mean, hey, clearly they don't seem to care. So why should you?
02:08:39
Steve-O
I mean, I don't.
02:08:39
DeeBo
Unless. Yeah.
02:08:41
Dick VanMeat
Hmm.
02:08:42
DeeBo
I mean, like unless you want it.
02:08:45
DeeBo
Oblivion for free, which, you know, it's not a bad thing if you if you had gig bass.
02:08:52
Steve-O
It's interesting.
02:08:52
dirtycheeks
I don't even think it's worth
02:08:52
DeeBo
but You don't even need an Xbox to have that, right?
02:08:54
dirtycheeks
I don't even think it's worth it if it's for free at this point.
02:08:54
Steve-O
It's.
02:08:57
Steve-O
This is like one of the most like. Financially secure companies to like Microsoft. They make money hand over fist. And they they did this for all their stuff.
02:09:11
Steve-O
Like, you know, I'm 100% giving Nintendo it's great for jacking up all the prices.
02:09:11
DeeBo
yeah
02:09:16
Steve-O
But. You know, they at least they at least sat on their prices.
02:09:18
DeeBo
but we also... Yeah,
02:09:22
Steve-O
When the tariff stuff came out.
02:09:22
Dick VanMeat
yeah
02:09:23
DeeBo
yeah but we also know this is... It's 100% tariffs, right? Like, it's very minimally, I think, like, oh, well, Nintendo did it, so we're going to do it.
02:09:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:09:36
DeeBo
They're like, well, we quote-unquote have to
02:09:36
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:09:38
Dick VanMeat
But they didn't... then Nintendo didn't... The thing is, Nintendo didn't raise the price of the consoles, though. You know?
02:09:44
DeeBo
ah
02:09:45
Dick VanMeat
just
02:09:46
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, the console stayed the same, didn't it? It was just the accessories, right?
02:09:48
Dick VanMeat
the accessories. It was just the accessories.
02:09:49
Steve-O
accessories and the games are just crazy expensive
02:09:51
Dick VanMeat
Which sucks, but it's like, you really can't ask for a better compromise than that. You know, the optional stuff is got raised.
02:09:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:09:57
Steve-O
i mean if you were if you were to sit down and say all right what do you want an xbox series x digital or a nintendo switch 2 with mario kart world
02:10:11
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, and Donkey Kong in July.
02:10:11
DeeBo
Yeah, like, why the why would you pick a Series X over a Switch 2 at this point?
02:10:18
Steve-O
Why the fuck would you pick a Series X over a PlayStation?
02:10:18
Dick VanMeat
And so... Now, and also, chances are you already have a console, you already have an Xbox now, or you have a computer, probably, that can...
02:10:20
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that's real...
02:10:27
Steve-O
You don have an Xbox. You got phone.
02:10:29
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:10:30
DeeBo
He gets a vote!
02:10:30
Steve-O
Didn't you see their ads? You already have it.
02:10:31
Dick VanMeat
xsbox It's an Xbox. It just doesn't make sense what that Xbox raised the prices. like Because it's not like... i mean, I guess maybe they're projecting that they're going to sell units and it's going to cost more to make more units that they're that they think they're going to sell.
02:10:49
Steve-O
Or they're trying to ah maybe be like, hey, Sony, look, we jacked our prices up.
02:10:50
Dick VanMeat
So they're...
02:10:55
Steve-O
You can do the same.
02:10:56
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:10:56
DeeBo
Maybe it's even about a production thing.
02:10:56
Steve-O
And...
02:10:58
DeeBo
Like they didn't have to, ah I don't know. Part of me wants to be like, well, is it because they didn't have a stockpile because they weren't really selling them? So they weren't building them.
02:11:08
Dick VanMeat
yeah
02:11:09
DeeBo
But now if they have to build more, it's going to cost more money. Like, cause I'd assume there's just a whole lot of Xbox is just sitting around. They haven't been sold.
02:11:18
Steve-O
We haven't made one of these in years. We don't know. We don't know how to make this no more.
02:11:21
DeeBo
Yeah, we we are we shut the factory down two years ago. Nobody even reported it on it.
02:11:25
Steve-O
Sorry about that.
02:11:25
DeeBo
It's fine. It's just... i It's just gross. It's gross.
02:11:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:11:30
DeeBo
And honestly, like, did inform me buying a PS5 Pro because I was like, that fucking shoe's going to drop.
02:11:39
Steve-O
Hmm?
02:11:39
DeeBo
And I need PS5 Pro by the time GTA 6 comes out in 2025. yeah.
02:11:48
Steve-O
Oh.
02:11:49
DeeBo
yeah
02:11:51
Dick VanMeat
yeah
02:11:51
DeeBo
Sorry about that.
02:11:52
Steve-O
Grand Theft Auto 6 delayed to May 2026.
02:11:54
DeeBo
but the
02:11:58
DeeBo
Whatever.
02:11:59
Dick VanMeat
yeah Some Cobras think that they're still going announce something for this year.
02:12:05
Steve-O
Table tennis.
02:12:05
DeeBo
be stupid.
02:12:05
Dick VanMeat
like g Like GTA 4.
02:12:06
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:12:06
Steve-O
Rockstar table tennis.
02:12:07
Dick VanMeat
Dude, yo, real talk, I would love that.
02:12:11
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:12:11
Dick VanMeat
if Yeah, if a new Rockstar Table Tennis came out.
02:12:12
DeeBo
yeah
02:12:15
Dick VanMeat
Dude, are you fucking kidding? It's basically a fighting game, that game.
02:12:17
Steve-O
That would kind of be sick.
02:12:19
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:12:19
Dick VanMeat
Plus, could you imagine the kind of... He could get a fucking Dutch Vanderland skin. Could you imagine playing Rockstar Table Tennis is as fucking John Marston or Arthur Morgan?
02:12:28
Steve-O
When I win, I'm going to Tahiti.
02:12:30
Dick VanMeat
Bro, like...
02:12:30
DeeBo
Rockstar table tennis was like, it was shirt physics.
02:12:36
Dick VanMeat
Dude, it was that was a fun game, though.
02:12:36
DeeBo
but No, no, it was.
02:12:38
Dick VanMeat
Come on, dude.
02:12:38
DeeBo
It was. i remember having an obscene amount of fun, but like, it was just weird that they didn't do anything like that.
02:12:39
Dick VanMeat
we had a lot of fun play we had ah We had a lot of fun playing that game.
02:12:45
DeeBo
Would you think they would have?
02:12:46
Dick VanMeat
since
02:12:46
DeeBo
Right.
02:12:47
Dick VanMeat
I mean, it was basically, what, a tech a tech demo of that game that they sold for $30?
02:12:50
DeeBo
It seemed like, yeah.
02:12:51
Steve-O
a
02:12:51
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:12:53
Dick VanMeat
But, like, could you imagine, like, man, dude, stop, Steve. now Now my hopes are up. I was like, no, like, that would be so much, like, if they dropped, like, Rockstar Table Tennis, like, remastered or whatever, like, that would be so sick, dude.
02:12:58
Steve-O
Oh man, I'm sorry.
02:12:58
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:13:04
DeeBo
Dude, it sounds like we'll be lucky if we even get another trailer this year.
02:13:05
Dick VanMeat
Are you kidding me?
02:13:08
dirtycheeks
yeah
02:13:09
DeeBo
I think so some somebody...
02:13:10
Dick VanMeat
Because, listen, Red Dead 3 is never coming out now. It's probably going to be 2040 when that game gets announced.
02:13:15
DeeBo
dude, you're not kidding. Dude, always going to be in college by the time Red Dead 3 comes out, dude.
02:13:21
Steve-O
What do you think we'll be playing first?
02:13:22
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man. I'm going to be dead.
02:13:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:13:24
Dick VanMeat
My will.
02:13:24
Steve-O
Intergalactic or Red Dead.
02:13:25
Dick VanMeat
I'm going to say, Owen, you have to play Red Dead Redemption 3 when it comes out and think of me.
02:13:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:13:30
Steve-O
You have to play it for me.
02:13:30
dirtycheeks
Finish the fight.
02:13:31
Dick VanMeat
like ask
02:13:32
dirtycheeks
Finish the fight, Owe.
02:13:32
Dick VanMeat
That's going to be my... You have to finish the fight for Papa when when that fucking game comes out.
02:13:36
Steve-O
Yeah, ah me and Uncle Galani are actually going to go see Terrifier 29,
02:13:42
dirtycheeks
It's going
02:13:42
DeeBo
It's
02:13:43
Dick VanMeat
i i yeah I'll take that, too. I'll take it, too.
02:13:46
dirtycheeks
to be rad as shit.
02:13:48
Dick VanMeat
But god damn it, dude. Rockstar Table Tennis would be so sick, man, at this day and age.
02:13:52
Steve-O
It really would be.
02:13:52
Dick VanMeat
And if it was, like, online...
02:13:54
Steve-O
Use all the new GTA 6 physics and stuff.
02:13:55
Dick VanMeat
God damn.
02:13:58
Steve-O
It'd
02:14:00
Dick VanMeat
Bro, stop.
02:14:02
Steve-O
be cool.
02:14:03
Dick VanMeat
And it would be, like, 20 bucks. And they'd be like, uh, fuck you, Nintendo.
02:14:07
Steve-O
Hey, Nintendo, fuck you.
02:14:07
Dick VanMeat
Look, you made a game, and it's only $80.
02:14:10
dirtycheeks
what What are the chances he gets delayed again?
02:14:11
Dick VanMeat
It's not $90.
02:14:11
DeeBo
but it's
02:14:13
Dick VanMeat
And it's a table tennis game.
02:14:14
dirtycheeks
Like, that's definitely going to happen, right?
02:14:15
DeeBo
ah The chance of getting delayed again? i'm not going to say they're not high.
02:14:19
Dick VanMeat
No, theres there's no way.
02:14:21
DeeBo
eight
02:14:21
Dick VanMeat
No, they're not it's not going to do it.
02:14:21
DeeBo
me
02:14:23
Dick VanMeat
Because they they did it with Red Dead 2 and they did it with GTA 5, but they only delayed them once each, I think. Right?
02:14:29
DeeBo
i can't. I feel like they've been delayed like three times.
02:14:31
Dick VanMeat
To be fair, it's later. May 2026 is later than I expected the delay to be. I knew the delay was coming, but I thought it was going to come out March or April, I was thinking.
02:14:39
DeeBo
I think we're all thinking like March.
02:14:44
Dick VanMeat
was going to be like
02:14:44
Steve-O
I gotta say, though, we had some good things from this, at least.
02:14:44
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:14:51
DeeBo
Did we?
02:14:51
dirtycheeks
What you mean?
02:14:52
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:14:52
Steve-O
Well, I got...
02:14:53
dirtycheeks
Like good times? Like the memories we had along the way?
02:14:55
Steve-O
Yeah. I mean, we got we got to see stuff.
02:14:56
Dick VanMeat
Yo, Bully fullyy Remastered?
02:14:58
Steve-O
Ooh, Bully Remastered would be awesome.
02:15:00
Dick VanMeat
You know, or a fucking Manhunt?
02:15:01
DeeBo
Wait, wasn't there a Bully remaster like a few years ago?
02:15:04
dirtycheeks
man, hon.
02:15:05
Steve-O
There was, like...
02:15:05
Dick VanMeat
What about Manhunt? Yo, you guys take Manhunt, right?
02:15:07
Steve-O
the Oh, dude. Manhunt.
02:15:10
Dick VanMeat
um remember watching I remember watching Joe...
02:15:11
DeeBo
Manhunt did not age well.
02:15:13
Dick VanMeat
I remember watching Joe Saga play that game because we were roommates, and I was just like, oh, God. i Like, hearing the stuff that comes out of that game, I was like, ugh.
02:15:21
Steve-O
That game is gruesome. I remember going over Tim's house and we did a thing where, because that game allowed you to have a microphone plugged in and you could talk and alert.
02:15:22
Dick VanMeat
What are you playing? Ugh.
02:15:30
dirtycheeks
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:15:31
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Yeah.
02:15:32
dirtycheeks
I remember this. I remember this.
02:15:33
Steve-O
So you know someone would play it while the other person would have the headset on and they would just yell and everybody would come after you.
02:15:36
dirtycheeks
we yell It was a lot of fun.
02:15:42
DeeBo
Yep.
02:15:43
Dick VanMeat
so so
02:15:43
Steve-O
e
02:15:46
Steve-O
The Rockstar Library. there There are a lot of really fun games in there that they could play with.
02:15:52
DeeBo
But they're not because they're working on GTA five, six.
02:15:53
Steve-O
but Come on. Come on. And then they'll do Red Dead 3.
02:15:56
DeeBo
Yeah. What do you.
02:15:57
Steve-O
And.
02:15:59
DeeBo
Well, now then they'll do GTA six online for the next 10 years.
02:16:02
Steve-O
Well, OK, so 2013 was when Grand Theft Auto 5 came out. 2018 was when Red Dead 2 came out.
02:16:13
DeeBo
Yeah, but we're in a new era, man.
02:16:13
dirtycheeks
Oh.
02:16:16
Steve-O
Yeah, you're right. So hold on. The gap of time it took them to make a new Grand Theft Auto.
02:16:18
DeeBo
Like, dude, GTA 3 and Vice City were like a year apart back then.
GTA 6 Delay and Movie Anticipations
02:16:24
Steve-O
So it took them like eight years to make a new Grand Theft Auto. Well, nine, almost.
02:16:29
DeeBo
Since Red Dead 2?
02:16:30
Steve-O
We're still waiting. No, so Grand Theft Auto 5 to 6.
02:16:34
DeeBo
Okay, but well, Red Dead 2 came out after 5, right?
02:16:38
Steve-O
Right.
02:16:39
DeeBo
So when did 5 come out?
02:16:40
Steve-O
So if eight to nine years is the gap in time that the series gets a new game.
02:16:41
DeeBo
I'm sorry, when did Red Dead 2?
02:16:46
DeeBo
Woo! du
02:16:48
Steve-O
Okay. Okay.
02:16:51
Steve-O
We're go to be playing Intergalactic 2 before we get Red Dead 3, I bet.
02:16:54
DeeBo
think
02:16:55
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man. that that what really sucks What really sucks is like...
02:16:58
DeeBo
o
02:17:00
Dick VanMeat
I don't know. they The least they could have done is fucking release a new GTA 6 trailer before announcing the delay. You know, like something.
02:17:10
Dick VanMeat
give them
02:17:11
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:17:12
Dick VanMeat
Give us something.
02:17:12
Steve-O
I'm so sick. I'm so sick of them using the, like, apology letter for delays.
02:17:19
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's really... Yeah. ah You know what? Would you rather have this or would you rather have Naughty the naty Dog way where they headline and state of play just to announce that the the delay of The Last of Us 2?
02:17:34
Steve-O
and
02:17:34
DeeBo
thank you
02:17:34
Dick VanMeat
Because that's what they did for that.
02:17:36
Steve-O
Forgot about that.
02:17:37
DeeBo
Like a week, not even, it was like two days later.
02:17:40
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I was like...
02:17:41
DeeBo
By the way.
02:17:41
Dick VanMeat
yeah Oh, by the way!
02:17:42
Steve-O
I feel like you you need to think something like terrible happening.
02:17:44
Dick VanMeat
Sorry, guys.
02:17:47
Steve-O
Like, oh, dude, half the studio blew up. give us ah Give us another year.
02:17:51
Dick VanMeat
Half the studio blew up, got leaked.
02:17:53
Steve-O
We got...
02:17:53
Dick VanMeat
everything everybody's Everything got leaked.
02:17:56
Steve-O
We got leaked.
02:17:56
dirtycheeks
Oof.
02:17:57
Steve-O
ah We accidentally started making the Wolverine game. um That wasn't ours. we We just forgot that that wasn't ours.
02:18:03
Dick VanMeat
And we leaked everyone's health insurance information and social security numbers because we were running everything on fucking Dropbox instead of a secure secure cloud server as an insomniac.
02:18:15
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, okay.
02:18:15
Steve-O
our Our signal messages got leaked. We accidentally put everybody on our message.
02:18:19
Dick VanMeat
Is that coming out this year, Devin? Wolverine?
02:18:21
DeeBo
probably not all signs point to no it's a good camp yeah yeah I got that rain sense thank you
02:18:24
Dick VanMeat
Is it getting canned? It's getting canned, right?
02:18:25
Steve-O
No, no, Devin would have picked it. Devin would have picked it if he if he knew was coming out.
02:18:32
Steve-O
All right, what else we got news-wise? What else?
02:18:33
dirtycheeks
What else we got here?
02:18:34
Dick VanMeat
oh
02:18:34
DeeBo
Oh, man.
02:18:34
dirtycheeks
What else we got?
02:18:34
DeeBo
We got some old stuff, so I'm going to skip over some of this. Fantastic score.
02:18:38
dirtycheeks
Old,
02:18:39
Steve-O
Yeah, give me the hits. I want the hits because we're going long.
02:18:41
DeeBo
So we got the Eddington teaser, which,
02:18:42
dirtycheeks
Hard.
02:18:45
dirtycheeks
Ooh.
02:18:45
Dick VanMeat
Oh, that's Chris's birthday movie.
02:18:47
Steve-O
Birthday movie.
02:18:47
dirtycheeks
That's my birthday movie.
02:18:47
DeeBo
yeah, having particular is... I don't know what Eddington is. That's the hereditary and...
02:18:52
dirtycheeks
think it's The Towns.
02:18:54
Dick VanMeat
That's Ari Aster's fucking western that he's making.
02:18:56
DeeBo
It's Ari Aster, dude. Yeah.
02:18:59
Dick VanMeat
A pandemic western or whatever. Pandemic neo-noir western is what people are saying, I think.
02:19:01
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:19:03
dirtycheeks
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
02:19:04
DeeBo
I have a quick side question. Have you guys been watching, you Night Reign fans, have you been watching like these like character trailers for like...
02:19:08
dirtycheeks
Yes.
02:19:11
Dick VanMeat
I haven't watched anything because I don't care.
02:19:13
dirtycheeks
No. I watched the gameplay trailer, but that was it
02:19:17
DeeBo
Okay. I feel like these trailers make it...
02:19:18
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, i really
02:19:21
DeeBo
It's like ah taking the magic away.
02:19:21
Dick VanMeat
make it look worse.
02:19:23
DeeBo
Yeah, because it's not... You're not like, oh I want to go into this world. It's just like the mechanics of these games. And i'm like, I guess, man.
02:19:30
Dick VanMeat
That's what people love, though. Maybe it's like... um It's Elden Ring Armored Core, is this game.
02:19:33
DeeBo
I don't know.
02:19:37
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:19:38
Dick VanMeat
That's what this is.
02:19:38
DeeBo
We also have...
02:19:39
Dick VanMeat
Which is what we want.
02:19:40
DeeBo
i thought this was cool. is a cool trailer. ah Him, produced by Jordan Peele.
02:19:44
Dick VanMeat
Oh, the... Oh, him. Yeah.
02:19:46
dirtycheeks
Yeah, this this trailer looks awesome, man.
02:19:47
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:19:48
DeeBo
Looks sick. ah
02:19:50
dirtycheeks
Cool idea.
02:19:50
Dick VanMeat
It's not like that other trailer that Jordan Peele lost out on.
02:19:54
dirtycheeks
Yeah, i think ah I think CTE Demons is a ah that cool horror idea.
02:19:54
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:20:01
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:20:01
Steve-O
that
02:20:02
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:20:02
dirtycheeks
ah sports horror movie.
02:20:03
Dick VanMeat
antonio It's Antonio Brown's biopic. That's what Ham is.
02:20:05
dirtycheeks
Yes, basically.
02:20:09
DeeBo
Uh, let's see.
02:20:09
Dick VanMeat
ah
02:20:10
DeeBo
to her her her I think, listen, I think Predator Badlands looks solid as hell.
02:20:12
Dick VanMeat
predator Predator looks sick.
02:20:16
dirtycheeks
yeah it looks pretty good.
02:20:17
DeeBo
I thought it was a girl predator. Apparently it's not.
02:20:19
dirtycheeks
Oh, really? Me too.
02:20:22
DeeBo
I think it's called The Runt, which I'm like, okay, but, you know, maybe we'll find out later it's a girl.
02:20:26
dirtycheeks
Oh, oh, I see.
02:20:28
Dick VanMeat
Aww. So it's the black sheep with the Predator frog? Predatorlings that were born.
02:20:33
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:20:33
dirtycheeks
Little baby predator.
02:20:34
Dick VanMeat
It was the weakest one.
02:20:34
DeeBo
You know?
02:20:36
dirtycheeks
Aww.
02:20:36
DeeBo
uh yeah you know i'm still gonna i'm i'm willing to maybe not die on the hill but i'm willing to take a few arrows on the hill that this is a lady predator it is it is the same place yeah uh we did get a ghost of yote trailer that ended with a release date which is nice yeah yeah yep yeah yeah
02:20:43
dirtycheeks
If it's the same person that made Prey, I gotta... Yeah, sure. Why not?
02:20:54
Dick VanMeat
ah It's just them it just them copying off of Red Dead.
02:20:55
Steve-O
That's awesome. Mm-hmm.
02:21:00
Dick VanMeat
It's a gank. gotta kill the old gang. We gotta kill the old gang members.
02:21:03
DeeBo
bill The old gang. um Yeah, this game's going to roll. It's kind of like one of those games where I'm like comfortably like, yes, 100%. Like Spider-Man 2. I'm like, yeah, no, I'm going to buy It looks really good.
02:21:16
DeeBo
Like it's hard to get excited, but it's like, no, this is a lock. So I don't even care about getting excited.
02:21:21
Dick VanMeat
i'm gonna play I'm gonna play Ghost of Yotei at launch for sure, because I really did really like the first game, but I think the first game gets gets way too much, like praise. Some people say it's the best game ever made.
02:21:34
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
02:21:35
Dick VanMeat
Like, that kind of shit, and I'm just like, it was good.
02:21:36
DeeBo
Stuff like that's a bit... Yeah, it's a bit exaggerated.
02:21:40
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, i thought it's not Thunderbolts good, but it was good.
02:21:43
DeeBo
I'm skipping over some stuff, but I did want to talk about the... We we briefly mentioned it, but the weapons trailer.
02:21:50
dirtycheeks
yes sir
02:21:51
DeeBo
i
02:21:51
Dick VanMeat
i didn't well i didn't watch it. um' going it I want to go in blind. Because the
02:21:55
DeeBo
Yeah, the trailer doesn't... It kind of makes you more confused. you know It definitely doesn't spoil things.
02:21:58
dirtycheeks
yeah dude you're you're asking more questions yeah it's fantastic yes sir gonna
02:21:59
Dick VanMeat
you No, but the teaser the teaser is like super creepy to me.
02:22:03
DeeBo
So good. Yeah, the teaser is really good.
02:22:05
Steve-O
This is but the same director as Barbarian, correct? Oh, God damn.
02:22:09
DeeBo
Yep.
02:22:09
Dick VanMeat
this is the This is the movie that Jordan Peele's management team lost the the auction on and he fired them because they lost the auction on it.
02:22:09
Steve-O
This is going to be banger.
02:22:09
DeeBo
He
02:22:12
dirtycheeks
be a banger
02:22:18
DeeBo
fired his manager.
02:22:19
Steve-O
ah That makes sense.
02:22:20
Dick VanMeat
He fired his management. Yeah.
02:22:21
dirtycheeks
Yeah, this is going to be a solid fucking movie.
02:22:23
Dick VanMeat
So I feel like this movie is going to be really good.
02:22:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:22:25
DeeBo
He's like, i will fucking kill you if you don't give this to me.
02:22:25
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:22:26
Dick VanMeat
We have...
02:22:29
dirtycheeks
Barbarian was so... hit so hard. I cannot not be excited for this.
02:22:34
Steve-O
I remember you saying that barbarian was that year's malignant.
02:22:39
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude.
02:22:40
Steve-O
and I immediately watched it. That's such a John Chris. That is such an easy fucking slam dunk to make me instantly see a movie when you're like, this is this year's malignant.
02:22:48
dirtycheeks
Yeah, then... He...
02:22:51
Steve-O
Cause you did that with um ah the, the, the scrub, the source. What was it called? The, the, the so substance.
02:22:55
dirtycheeks
Oh, the substance.
02:22:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:22:56
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that's another one.
02:22:57
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:22:59
dirtycheeks
over-the-top gore twist that really comes out It doesn't come out of nowhere, but like shakes everything up.
02:23:06
Steve-O
a
02:23:07
dirtycheeks
And it's like a lot of shock, but also substance. um Not so much malignant, but there really wasn't much else in that.
02:23:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:23:18
dirtycheeks
But yeah, there's something overwhelmingly shocking and new.
02:23:23
Steve-O
I'm excited.
02:23:23
dirtycheeks
And it's a horror movie.
02:23:23
Steve-O
I'm excited for this.
02:23:25
dirtycheeks
Usually.
02:23:25
DeeBo
Steve Sanders is the malignant of 2025.
02:23:25
dirtycheeks
Usually horror.
02:23:28
DeeBo
Now you have to see it.
02:23:29
dirtycheeks
I don't know.
02:23:30
Steve-O
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
02:23:32
DeeBo
Oh, man.
02:23:33
Steve-O
So you have to make them your your your fire team the year then, Devin?
02:23:33
DeeBo
um
02:23:36
DeeBo
ah The malignant? Yeah, maybe. Who knows? um This was a fun rumor. I just saw this like 10 minutes before we started podcasting.
02:23:48
DeeBo
I wouldn't give it any credence except it's tweeted out by Mario 64. But apparently... Chrono Trigger was confirmed to be... A remake of Chrono Trigger was confirmed.
02:24:02
DeeBo
And then he said through a translator, you have heard nothing after apparently realizing that he slipped up.
02:24:03
dirtycheeks
What?
02:24:09
DeeBo
I'm not saying that's a lot, but that...
02:24:12
dirtycheeks
what are you doing to me here?
02:24:13
Dick VanMeat
No, I thought they got debunked.
02:24:16
DeeBo
Oh, no. I mean, hey, I just...
02:24:17
Dick VanMeat
Didn't Dematsu? Hold on.
02:24:18
dirtycheeks
and and what do what are you doing to me here
02:24:18
Dick VanMeat
Let me.
02:24:18
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
02:24:20
dirtycheeks
What are you trying to
02:24:21
DeeBo
Listen, yeah, John, no, you find that.
02:24:21
Dick VanMeat
Sorry, Devin. Sorry, guys.
02:24:23
DeeBo
you find um That's fine, right?
02:24:24
Dick VanMeat
Here.
02:24:25
DeeBo
Take me back to Earth.
02:24:27
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, yeah let me let me let me ground you a little bit here, Devin.
02:24:28
DeeBo
But I am saying, yeah, when while you're looking for that, I am saying that Chrono Trigger is probably like the... It's like, I don't know what else I'd want if I got a Chrono Trigger remake.
02:24:41
DeeBo
ah Okay. Footage from the event is out.
02:24:44
Dick VanMeat
Footage from the event is out, and Hori himself never actually says anything.
02:24:46
DeeBo
Story himself never actually...
02:24:49
DeeBo
Wow.
02:24:49
Dick VanMeat
It was all the interpreter.
02:24:51
DeeBo
Wow. You know what? Back to earth.
02:24:53
Steve-O
sounds like Sounds like they're backpedaling. Sounds like they're covering up the...
02:24:55
DeeBo
Back to earth.
02:24:56
Dick VanMeat
Nah, I like what this guy's saying. Imagine being disappointed that a game that's already good and doesn't need a remake isn't getting a pointless remake. Yeah, I'm with that guy.
02:25:05
DeeBo
I'm going to say pointless.
02:25:09
DeeBo
How dare you?
02:25:09
Steve-O
I don't know.
02:25:09
Dick VanMeat
Oh, what do you want?
02:25:09
Steve-O
I've never heard of this game.
02:25:10
Dick VanMeat
You want Corona ch corona Trigger Rebirth?
02:25:10
Steve-O
I've never played it.
02:25:12
dirtycheeks
Oy, oy,
02:25:13
Steve-O
When did this come out, Devin?
02:25:14
DeeBo
Oh.
02:25:14
dirtycheeks
I'm wrong.
02:25:15
Steve-O
Is this a PlayStation 3 game?
02:25:18
dirtycheeks
This guy over here, this guy's got jokes.
02:25:19
DeeBo
Uh, uh,
02:25:20
Dick VanMeat
Chroma Trigger, are a little a little overrated, would say.
02:25:21
dirtycheeks
He's like David Letterman.
02:25:24
DeeBo
yeah Oh, yeah, no, we're trying to... Oh, that's fine.
02:25:26
Steve-O
Chrono Trigger. that's That's one of those games where like you like put your foot on the pedal while you're shooting to duck undercover, right?
02:25:27
DeeBo
Yep,
02:25:31
dirtycheeks
Woo!
02:25:32
Dick VanMeat
To go faster, to go faster.
02:25:34
Steve-O
Oh, you go faster. Okay, it's a driving game.
02:25:36
dirtycheeks
Wow.
02:25:38
DeeBo
yep.
02:25:38
dirtycheeks
You are the next Johnny Carson, sir.
02:25:38
DeeBo
ye
02:25:40
Steve-O
oh oh What does a duck, a shoe, and an El Camino have in common?
02:25:48
dirtycheeks
Put it all together.
02:25:49
Steve-O
ah My ex-wife.
02:25:51
dirtycheeks
You got it. There it
02:25:54
Steve-O
Wait, you're what the fuck are duck? um What else we got? We got anything else?
02:26:00
DeeBo
Honestly, you saw things, but not really. We all saw that Fantastic Four trailer.
02:26:04
dirtycheeks
Something's was not real.
02:26:07
DeeBo
It looked really good. I think the trajectory is nothing but up.
02:26:10
Dick VanMeat
Which one?
02:26:13
Dick VanMeat
For what?
02:26:14
DeeBo
Fantastic Four trailer.
02:26:15
Steve-O
I thought you said Jurassic Park 4.
02:26:17
DeeBo
No, fuck you.
02:26:19
dirtycheeks
It's...
02:26:19
DeeBo
Jurassic World now, Steve.
02:26:21
Steve-O
Yeah, that would be that movie. You're right.
02:26:23
dirtycheeks
I'm moderately excited for Fantastic Four.
02:26:26
DeeBo
Oh my.
02:26:26
dirtycheeks
Moderately excited.
02:26:27
Steve-O
Yeah, I am. um like Pedro Pascal.
02:26:28
DeeBo
I will say this, this is, uh, I don't know, man.
02:26:29
Steve-O
Hope he doesn't die.
02:26:30
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:26:31
dirtycheeks
Jesus Christ. He's going die in every one of these?
02:26:34
DeeBo
This, this is kind of, this might be the straw though, where I'm like, I don't need to see Pedro.
02:26:36
Dick VanMeat
Joel!
02:26:39
Dick VanMeat
Yo, what if there's an asterisk?
02:26:39
dirtycheeks
Joe Fantastic!
02:26:41
Dick VanMeat
what if it What if it's Fantastic Four asterisk, but then they they rip the billboards off and it says Fantastic Three right before the movie comes out?
02:26:47
Steve-O
Oh, shit.
02:26:49
DeeBo
Oh, cause Pedro dies suddenly.
02:26:50
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, because Caitlyn Deaver kills her.
02:26:51
dirtycheeks
Dr. Doom shoots him in the knee you with a shotgun.
02:26:55
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, kills him.
02:26:55
DeeBo
Yeah. Abby in a Galactus hat just kills him.
02:26:58
Steve-O
But don't worry, Franklin Richards is still incubating.
02:26:59
DeeBo
Are
02:27:02
dirtycheeks
Hey, Frank Richards, what are you going to
02:27:03
DeeBo
talking about John Malkovich?
02:27:05
Steve-O
yeah Johnny Malks.
02:27:06
DeeBo
That's 100% who he's playing, by the way. i i If he's not, I'm livid.
02:27:13
Steve-O
You say that about every John Malkovich movie, though.
02:27:15
dirtycheeks
Yeah, you're like,
02:27:15
DeeBo
He's 100% played so Freddie Richards. I don't know what's his name.
02:27:19
Steve-O
Freddie Richards!
02:27:20
DeeBo
Franklin...
02:27:23
Dick VanMeat
Freddy Richards.
02:27:23
Steve-O
Freddie Richards, baby!
02:27:25
DeeBo
Freddy Krueger Richards.
02:27:25
Steve-O
ah love the McQueen.
02:27:26
Dick VanMeat
Yo, you think we're gonna get Franklin fucking Powers in this movie, or no?
02:27:30
DeeBo
You are... Alright, my theory is time warp nonsense happens.
02:27:34
Dick VanMeat
We'll see.
02:27:36
DeeBo
Don Malkovich plays like an older version of Franklin Richards and he like saves his family.
02:27:39
Dick VanMeat
Oh, God. Give me a fucking break.
02:27:41
DeeBo
If that doesn't happen...
02:27:43
Dick VanMeat
that If that happens, i'm fucking I'm out. I'm sorry. That's stupid.
02:27:47
DeeBo
Cheer out!
02:27:47
dirtycheeks
You're out. You're walking out of the theater.
02:27:48
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:27:49
DeeBo
Wait, well what are you expecting to happen? You think he as a baby he'll just...
02:27:55
DeeBo
He gets eaten by Onslaught. Hold on. Now i'm back in.
02:27:59
Steve-O
I'm listening.
02:27:59
Dick VanMeat
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me?
02:28:00
DeeBo
Yeah, hold on. Because Onslaught shows up, puts him in that little bubble in the back, and then and then now they've got to fight Onslaught in the...
02:28:01
Dick VanMeat
You said the magic word. You said the magic word.
02:28:03
dirtycheeks
Like, onslaught?
02:28:08
dirtycheeks
He said the magic word. Why would him being in it be better?
02:28:15
DeeBo
Chris, have you seen how cool he looks?
02:28:15
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:28:18
dirtycheeks
yeah
02:28:18
DeeBo
He's the coolest-looking dude ever
02:28:22
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, because people are like, they're like, what the fuck is do is Dr. Doom going to do to defeat Sentry? And it's like, what is anybody going to do to control Franklin Richards' powers if he if if that if that's the direction we're going in and and she's pregnant?
02:28:37
DeeBo
If Dr. Doom would just...
02:28:39
dirtycheeks
Well, he's your MacGuffin.
02:28:42
DeeBo
Yeah. I mean, Sentry is one of those characters where it's...
02:28:42
dirtycheeks
Right?
02:28:44
Dick VanMeat
Yo, every time I start to get a little bit of a half slow slash quarter chub of Doctor Doom stuff, I remember that they fucking cast Robert Downey Jr. as him and i get my boner goes away immediately.
02:29:00
DeeBo
You just...
02:29:00
Dick VanMeat
And I'm like, this is lame and dumb. And I just, I don't want to, I don't care.
02:29:02
DeeBo
It's like a ah splash of cold water hits you and you're like, oh, that's right.
02:29:05
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's just like, oh, God. Oh, that's right. This is fucking, you know, it's whatever now.
02:29:12
Dick VanMeat
Just saying.
02:29:13
dirtycheeks
It's like that gif of Tim Duncan.
02:29:15
Dick VanMeat
But hey, Thunderbolts, top five top five marvell Marvel Cinematic Universe movie. Because it's the but it's the best movie we have this, but what is it?
02:29:24
DeeBo
No notes.
02:29:25
Steve-O
It's the best Marvel movie.
02:29:27
Dick VanMeat
this The Multiverse Saga.
02:29:28
DeeBo
Steve, Thunderbolts is the malignant of 2025. Oh, dude,
02:29:32
Steve-O
Wow. I really have to go see this right now.
02:29:38
dirtycheeks
Minecraft the movie is the malignant...
02:29:40
DeeBo
chicky-joggy.
02:29:42
Dick VanMeat
You know, i did yeah i did i did enjoy it.
02:29:43
dirtycheeks
of our day and age.
02:29:45
Dick VanMeat
i did enjoy it
02:29:46
dirtycheeks
It's more malignant than malignant.
02:29:47
DeeBo
Yeah, John, ah was Thunderbolts better than Minecraft?
02:29:52
Dick VanMeat
Like, in a vacuum? Or just experience?
02:29:53
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, let's just say in a vacuum, dude.
02:29:55
dirtycheeks
Vacuum.
02:29:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:29:56
Dick VanMeat
Like, like ah just as a movie?
02:29:58
DeeBo
yeah, just moving a movie to movie. Keno to Keno.
02:30:02
Dick VanMeat
I guess. But it's like it's all the same, right? you have a fucking superhero movie with Sentry turning people in into shadows.
02:30:12
dirtycheeks
Riding chickens.
02:30:12
Dick VanMeat
ah but did the but the the memes that I'm seeing about that shit is like oh like Peter Parker like this is Peter Parker got sent to the void but didn't didn't realize it like he's just living it that's just his life
02:30:26
DeeBo
Yeah, he's just, that's his fucking day-to-day life. God damn.
02:30:30
Dick VanMeat
yeah that's so good yeah I guess I don't know but Minecraft was so much fun man
02:30:33
dirtycheeks
He's a sad sack of shit.
02:30:38
DeeBo
Okay.
02:30:40
dirtycheeks
There it is.
02:30:40
DeeBo
Alright.
02:30:41
Dick VanMeat
And my my nephews say chicken jockey to each other now.
02:30:41
DeeBo
There it is.
02:30:43
Dick VanMeat
And it's kind of dumb. But they're little kids. So it's like funny. They're just like chicken jockey.
02:30:49
DeeBo
Well, tune in.
02:30:50
Dick VanMeat
And I'm like you don't even play the game. I'm like you're not even old enough to hold a fucking controller. And this is like taking over your life. That's pretty crazy.
02:30:59
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
02:31:00
Dick VanMeat
I was actually getting.
02:31:00
DeeBo
well
02:31:01
Dick VanMeat
like Because cause Owen wanted to play Minecraft. On the Nintendo Switch. So I set it up for him in creative mode. And I actually got like, like frustrated with, with him playing, like with him asking me to help him because he doesn't do good with me, with people like, like people like me helping him do stuff, but then he can't do it on his own. I'm just like, you know what?
02:31:27
Dick VanMeat
I'm like, this is too advanced for you. I'm like, you can't play this right now.
02:31:30
Steve-O
There
02:31:33
Dick VanMeat
And then he, and then he chose to play cuphead instead. I'm like, all right, I'm just going to walk out of the room.
02:31:35
dirtycheeks
Oh, dude.
02:31:37
Steve-O
ah you go.
02:31:37
Dick VanMeat
I'm just going walk out of the room.
02:31:37
Steve-O
There you go.
02:31:38
dirtycheeks
True sicko mode.
02:31:41
Dick VanMeat
But you know what we did land on, Steve?
02:31:43
Steve-O
What's that?
02:31:43
Dick VanMeat
That he's been having fun with? ah Watching two CPU level 9 Smash Bros. AIs go at each other.
02:31:50
DeeBo
Oh, there you go.
02:31:51
Steve-O
a
02:31:52
dirtycheeks
Yeah, pretty good.
02:31:53
Steve-O
There we go.
02:31:53
Dick VanMeat
with ah With the items on. He really likes the mystery the mystery characters you can get.
02:31:59
Steve-O
That is very fun.
02:32:00
Dick VanMeat
You know, with the little capsules.
02:32:00
DeeBo
Yeah, dude, items on is, I've long said that's the way to play.
02:32:04
Dick VanMeat
Nah, dude. Nah, you gotta sweat it up, Kevin.
02:32:04
dirtycheeks
Sometimes i would I would sit in a little cuck chair and watch that. Then four Smash Bros. going at it.
02:32:12
Dick VanMeat
smash broads
02:32:12
dirtycheeks
Just smoke smoked my cigarettes in the dark.
02:32:14
DeeBo
Oh, there's Star Wolf again.
02:32:15
Steve-O
have
02:32:20
dirtycheeks
Yeah, keep fighting.
02:32:20
Dick VanMeat
ah
02:32:20
Dick VanMeat
that's so sick yes that's the steve that's the dad that's the dad going up to the screen and putting his hands behind his back and watch yeah but watching smash smash bro ais go at each other yeah
02:32:21
dirtycheeks
Keep fighting.
02:32:22
Steve-O
I'm putting all my money on moth.
02:32:29
Steve-O
Oh, that's the modern one. that
02:32:36
dirtycheeks
Keep fighting. Keep fighting.
02:32:37
Steve-O
a level nine Diddy Kong AI?
02:32:39
dirtycheeks
Oh, yes.
02:32:40
Steve-O
Very good. Very good. Very good.
02:32:41
dirtycheeks
Oh, yes. Good use of down A. Good use of down A.
02:32:44
Steve-O
good you said
02:32:45
Dick VanMeat
and
02:32:47
DeeBo
i don't like I don't like any of that
02:32:48
Dick VanMeat
ah
02:32:49
Steve-O
All right, you psychos. This has been Psycho v. Psycho. So ah we're going to be back next week, right?
02:32:56
dirtycheeks
I don't know. lights are going to still be on?
02:32:57
DeeBo
why did you say like that
02:32:58
dirtycheeks
I have no clue.
02:32:59
dirtycheeks
Electricity might go out.
02:32:59
Steve-O
We don't know.
02:33:00
DeeBo
Yeah, man, Chris is going to have to talk about how much he liked fight or flight, the Josh Hartnett airplane action comedy.
02:33:05
dirtycheeks
i which I didn't agree to anything. I'm done signing contracts.
02:33:07
DeeBo
im Sorry.
02:33:08
Dick VanMeat
Wait, what movies come out this week? Devin, anything or no?
02:33:10
DeeBo
ah so
02:33:10
dirtycheeks
Fight or fight!
02:33:11
DeeBo
fight or flight, Josh Hartnett airplane action movie.
02:33:12
Steve-O
Night or flight!
02:33:15
DeeBo
And this is to me. I'm into this ah friendship with. a
02:33:20
Steve-O
Friendship?
02:33:21
dirtycheeks
Oh, big time!
02:33:21
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah.
02:33:22
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:33:22
DeeBo
Tim Robinson.
02:33:23
Steve-O
Okay, okay. You know what? There you go. You you buried the lead.
02:33:25
dirtycheeks
All the F movies.
02:33:25
DeeBo
ah Paul Rudd.
02:33:26
dirtycheeks
All the F movies come out this week, guys.
02:33:28
DeeBo
Yep.
02:33:29
Steve-O
Fight or flight or friendship?
02:33:30
dirtycheeks
Friendship.
02:33:31
DeeBo
Or flight, friendship, and then after that, the final destination, which doesn't start with F, technically.
02:33:37
dirtycheeks
He does.
02:33:39
Steve-O
Good one, Devin.
02:33:40
dirtycheeks
Good work.
02:33:41
DeeBo
You're welcome.
02:33:41
dirtycheeks
I
02:33:42
Steve-O
All right. So we'll be back next week. Hope to see you then. Bye, everybody.
02:33:47
dirtycheeks
hope there's a new Pope.