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Switch 2: TOO EXPENSIVE!
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Gonna have to pony up the Nintendough
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Podcast Introduction and Humorous Stories
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DeeBo
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week on April 6th, 2025. April showers, maize and flowers, or however, you know, that song goes. Hello, everyone.
00:00:16
DeeBo
My name is Devin Kopech, and with me are three other gentlemen. We got Steve O'Tieri.
00:00:21
Steve-O
Hey, how you doing? It's great to be here.
00:00:23
DeeBo
We got Chris Galani.
00:00:24
dirtycheeks
Konnichiwa.
00:00:26
DeeBo
and we got, unfortunately, i think he's down about $7 million dollars due to the Trump tariffs. John Suarez.
00:00:33
dirtycheeks
Damn, John.
00:00:33
suarbombs
Yep. Sayonara.
00:00:36
dirtycheeks
Sayonara. Uh-oh.
00:00:37
suarbombs
Sayonara, sickos.
00:00:39
Steve-O
Damn. Damn.
00:00:40
DeeBo
and I actually tell you that I had a bit of a crisis because I was like, I was thinking about that word, sayonara, and I was like, I forgot how to say it.
00:00:48
Steve-O
Sayonara.
00:00:53
DeeBo
And I was in my car for like 20 minutes going, say, no, sorrow, sorry, babe. Like I, I completely forgot how to say it the other day. And I was like, did I, am I just dumb?
00:01:06
DeeBo
might you What a stupid word. And then I just,
00:01:08
dirtycheeks
So you never said goodbye to someone?
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suarbombs
You might to check for brain tumors,
00:01:10
dirtycheeks
Like you were on the phone the whole time?
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suarbombs
you might have to check for a brain tu or stan
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DeeBo
dude, I like forgot how to say it. Yeah. I'm in trouble guys.
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dirtycheeks
who are you trying to say goodbye to?
00:01:20
Steve-O
Yeah, were you talking to like the Japanese consulate or something?
00:01:20
DeeBo
I was just driving. I was just driving.
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dirtycheeks
and he was just on the phone the whole time while you were mispronouncing it.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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dirtycheeks
That's what I imagine.
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DeeBo
i Okay, okay.
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dirtycheeks
Okay.
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DeeBo
Sairadara. Sairo.
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dirtycheeks
Yes.
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DeeBo
Sero.
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dirtycheeks
Okay. Yes.
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DeeBo
Sairani.
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dirtycheeks
go
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DeeBo
Sairani. Ah, you know what?
00:01:36
Steve-O
Devin, Devin, what the fuck are you saying to me?
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DeeBo
Dad, I'm trying to say goodbye in our native tongue, father.
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Steve-O
Just say goodbye. Just say goodbye. Come on.
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DeeBo
c siro Ciro... Dude, i like it's so funny that you said that, though, because I was literally just like, I'm fucking so dumb.
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suarbombs
Zero.
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DeeBo
I am so goddamn stupid.
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Steve-O
Sometimes a word just slips out of your vocabulary for a moment.
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DeeBo
And then I...
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dirtycheeks
Yeah, that
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DeeBo
And I just... You know what? I just gave up on it. I said, I guess I'll never... Because it was also like...
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suarbombs
You were like, sayonara. That's what he said.
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Steve-O
Yeah, you just say in say in our.
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DeeBo
Yeah, it was also...
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Steve-O
Say in our.
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dirtycheeks
I had to throw that one in there.
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DeeBo
Sayonara, Siro... Siro...
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Steve-O
Syro Yara.
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DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, I can say Kuwabara...
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Steve-O
Oh, God.
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dirtycheeks
who
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DeeBo
Kuwabara, Kuwabara.
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dirtycheeks
and that therere like and to throw that one in there
00:02:24
DeeBo
But yes, it's, ah so you might be wondering, you know, hey guys, I thought you guys were going do a Galani chill this week. I'd love to blame it on Chris. um But we're just scheduling conflict. We wanted to wait for Tim.
00:02:39
DeeBo
Unfortunately,
Casino Tales and Gambling Strategies
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DeeBo
Tim was unable to attend tonight.
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dirtycheeks
Need Tim. Need Tim.
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DeeBo
So we said, ah, we'll put you in.
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Steve-O
They took his catalytic converter, man.
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dirtycheeks
oh Jesus. He got, wait.
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DeeBo
He said Sirenara to...
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suarbombs
Oh, man.
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dirtycheeks
His car, his car, wait, his car got, yeah they put him on center.
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DeeBo
i see i can't say it.
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Steve-O
They put him on fucking fucking cement bricks.
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dirtycheeks
Oh, he, they stole his wheels too.
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Steve-O
Yeah, man. Cinderbox, thank you. That escaped my lexicon.
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dirtycheeks
Jesus.
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Steve-O
Like Devin.
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dirtycheeks
My God.
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DeeBo
Brits.
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dirtycheeks
Poor Tim.
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DeeBo
Yep.
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dirtycheeks
You got to stop parking around there.
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DeeBo
You know... ah
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Steve-O
Well, those rims, man. he Tim always gets those spinner rims.
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DeeBo
that
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dirtycheeks
Yeah, exactly.
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DeeBo
i i that Did I ever tell you this story? So Jenny had a... She had an old... kind of lemon of a car. And then she ended up just calling those like, you know, cash for cars type companies.
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DeeBo
They drove up and they were like, yeah, because they were like, oh, we can give you x amount. And then the guy came up to like, take a look at the car. He's like, I'll be honest. He's like, somebody stole your catalytic converter. ah
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suarbombs
Oh man, that sucks.
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DeeBo
He's like, so I can only offer you like 150 bucks or something like that.
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suarbombs
Jesus.
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DeeBo
And he's like, because that's Frank. He's like, frankly, that's like why we do this. He's like, for the catalytic converters. He's like, so, yeah. So we're going to take like $300 off the price or whatever it was.
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suarbombs
So deal or no deal.
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Steve-O
Damn.
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DeeBo
So she was like, ah, perfect. Just the last little F you from this car that happened. So, you know what I said? Sirenara. Sire, sire.
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suarbombs
Sirenara.
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dirtycheeks
Sa-ren-ari.
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DeeBo
Say, Kubaro, Kubaro.
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dirtycheeks
Damn it.
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Steve-O
See you on Aura.
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dirtycheeks
Sa-ren-ari? Sa-ren-ari? Sa-ren-ari?
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DeeBo
who
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suarbombs
Sangria.
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DeeBo
How's your, so how's everybody's week? Got some ups, got some downs.
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suarbombs
Got my taxes done today.
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Steve-O
Hey, there you go.
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DeeBo
Nope.
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dirtycheeks
Oh, shit.
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DeeBo
Today?
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Steve-O
Nice.
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DeeBo
Hell yeah.
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dirtycheeks
I gotta do that.
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suarbombs
And then we went to, uh, cause I go with my mom and my uncle and to this accountant in Epsekin, New Jersey. And they they are very frequent casino goers. So they're like, oh, let's go to Borgata and have dinner.
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suarbombs
So we had dinner at the Borgata, too. It's pretty good.
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dirtycheeks
Hey!
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DeeBo
Nice.
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dirtycheeks
Where'd you go?
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suarbombs
Yeah.
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dirtycheeks
In the Borgata.
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suarbombs
The buffet. Yeah, the buffet.
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dirtycheeks
The buffet!
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Steve-O
Oh, you got to get you a buffet.
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DeeBo
So you were you were just hitting the craps today? On a Sunday? The Lord's Day?
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suarbombs
Man, I fucking...
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dirtycheeks
Well, he was crapping, alright.
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suarbombs
I wanted to play that... I wanted to play that bubble craps game that i've been seeing all online. you You guys ever see that? That crapless craps game?
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DeeBo
I'd seen that. Yeah.
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dirtycheeks
Oh, wait, with like it's like a little bubble in front of you, you're just spinning a dice, right?
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suarbombs
But, uh, We had a had a child with us. Yeah, I sent a...
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dirtycheeks
Yeah.
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suarbombs
Yeah, i'll send up I'll send you a picture. Yeah, yeah. yeah It's like... um It looks like...
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dirtycheeks
Sorry? Is that sorry did have that bottle?
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Steve-O
Boggle.
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suarbombs
so It looks like, sorry... I took a picture of the machine and a guy, I guess, that's ah not having a great time playing it.
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Steve-O
Oh.
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suarbombs
But, um yeah. Yeah, it's just that the the the two dice are in that little bubble and then it just rolls in there.
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dirtycheeks
Oh.
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suarbombs
And you just play craps by yourself.
00:05:36
Steve-O
the That's like a haggard alt-universe Galani.
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dirtycheeks
That's me if I just kept gambling all my money away.
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suarbombs
yeah If you were a fucking gambling addict.
00:05:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
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suarbombs
But yeah. I didn't get to play. But my uncle gave Sam some money to play with. Not me. Because I'm not the favorite.
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DeeBo
What?
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suarbombs
So i had to watch the baby.
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dirtycheeks
What the
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DeeBo
but some
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suarbombs
And we got yelled at a few times. Even when we weren't on the casino floor. They're like, you can't stand there with a child. And I'm like, Yo, you want to kick my four-year-old out of the fucking casino and into the street?
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DeeBo
yeah Oh, sorry. Yeah, my baby.
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suarbombs
Go ahead!
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DeeBo
Yeah, my child.
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dirtycheeks
How much did
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suarbombs
you going to break are you gonna break his fucking fingers with hammers in the back if we fucking stand here?
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dirtycheeks
John, how much how much did Owen win?
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suarbombs
Like Robert Niro?
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suarbombs
He don't win shit, dude.
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DeeBo
Yeah, I was going say, did you at least let him spit on the dye?
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Steve-O
Damn.
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suarbombs
There's like nothing to do in that there's nothing to do in that casino for kids. At least like Tropicana, I think, at least last time we were there,
Nintendo Switch 2 Announcements and Critiques
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suarbombs
they they have like a bunch of stuff there. like an arcade and stuff.
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DeeBo
Well, yeah.
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Steve-O
Dude, arcades, come on. You got to have a casino arcade.
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DeeBo
Wait, how did how did ah wait so how how'd the wife do?
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suarbombs
You don't have
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DeeBo
Did she win any money?
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suarbombs
She looked like she was winning some money, and then she came back when she was done with a $0.17 cash voucher.
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DeeBo
Okay.
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Steve-O
Hmm.
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DeeBo
I thought i thought this was...
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suarbombs
But yeah, I mean, she she didn't she didn't she didn't spend that. I mean, she didn't didn't give her like a lot of money.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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suarbombs
I don't know how much my uncle gave her, but...
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DeeBo
No, I thought it was one of those situations where you're like, yeah, it looked like she was winning, but then she told me she didn't make any money. That's kind of...
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dirtycheeks
You know what's you know it's the closest you get to ghosts in casinos? You know what the closest you get to it? Is when you go to like a slot machine or you go to like ah another thing and you see one of those 17 cent tickets like there just sitting there.
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suarbombs
Oh, yeah.
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dirtycheeks
And you know if somebody else came by and they lost it.
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suarbombs
huh Somebody else came by and they fucking lost.
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DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
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suarbombs
Yeah.
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dirtycheeks
And you're like in their aura now. Like they're they were just there.
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DeeBo
And there's four of failure.
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dirtycheeks
you know because they
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suarbombs
No, I mean, that's a that's also a strat that's like kind of a strategy that I think that some people do like they'll like walk around, see somebody like that's been at a fucking they'll like kind of like somewhat stalk people.
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dirtycheeks
yeah
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suarbombs
I'd be like, oh, this person's been here at this machine for like two hours and hasn't hasn't won anything. And then they get up and leave. You go in there and then you and then you win.
00:07:46
dirtycheeks
You've been like been listening to my other podcast?
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suarbombs
I don't know. like There's no math behind it. Oh, is that your strategy, Chris, when you go to the casino?
00:07:51
dirtycheeks
Casino Creeper. um a Casino Creeper.
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DeeBo
you
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suarbombs
You're the fucking dude. yeah At least you're not the fucking no-pass line guy.
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dirtycheeks
You know what, John? Actually, i have i have somewhat of a story about that because what I did notice about a certain machine, it was specifically a machine. It was like a Chinese-themed machine. it had like dragons and it had like firecrackers, right?
00:08:12
dirtycheeks
And as you played the game... you would build the, like this like string of firecrackers. Right. But like your progress stayed when you walked away from the machine.
00:08:25
dirtycheeks
So like if you walked up to one of those machines and you saw all the firecrackers are loaded up, except for like one, then all you had to do is play for a little bit. And then you get like a special game where everything's doubled.
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suarbombs
Oh, it like it saves the progress and people will just walk away before for it...
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dirtycheeks
100%. 100%.
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Steve-O
hmm
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dirtycheeks
Yes.
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suarbombs
Oh, that's...
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dirtycheeks
one hundred percent yes
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suarbombs
And then you get your free spins and stuff and and all that shit.
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dirtycheeks
Yep. Yes.
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suarbombs
Damn.
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dirtycheeks
Yes. It was specifically that game I i saw that. Because I was there for a couple of days in Brigantine.
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suarbombs
Interesting.
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dirtycheeks
And I was there with Devin, and I started realizing it there with him when I played that Frankenstein slot machine and won all that money.
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suarbombs
Interesting.
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suarbombs
Oh, yeah, I was gonna...
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DeeBo
Oh, yeah, dude.
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suarbombs
No, no, that's...
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dirtycheeks
Yeah!
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suarbombs
yeah no
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dirtycheeks
up
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suarbombs
Yo, real talk, I was just about to mention that. That's why we got yelled at, because we we weren't on the casino floor. We were, like, on the and the aisle, and we were just standing there because, you know, Owen likes that shit.
00:09:14
suarbombs
He's a fucking weirdo, and he likes Frankenstein.
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dirtycheeks
course who doesn't
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suarbombs
So he was just, he just wanted to watch the Frankenstein screen, and we got yelled at. I'm like, alright, just fucking, why don't you hammer his fingers in the back, too?
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dirtycheeks
they almost you know you know tell dude tell Owen the same thing happened to me yeah because wasn't betting I was just staring at Frankie he's cool I love Frankenstein who doesn't love Frankenstein yeah that's what drew me over
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suarbombs
like we're Like, we're not doing anything. We're just fucking sitting there.
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suarbombs
You gotta yell that for watching the Frankenstein screen.
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suarbombs
Oh my god. The the i mean animation on those screens are actually kind of cool. Like of his face. Right.
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dirtycheeks
devin what Devin, you were there.
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DeeBo
Yeah, I was. so I lost like a hundred bucks and I was like, this game sucks.
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dirtycheeks
did. That's true.
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suarbombs
That's funny.
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DeeBo
The Buffalo Bill game or whatever let me down.
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dirtycheeks
Yeah, there's just a few of those in there.
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suarbombs
How about that other time when when Stin came down and we we saw Steve turn into a fucking galing gambling addict within like five minutes?
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DeeBo
Dude.
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Steve-O
I gotta go. I gotta go. It's calling for me. The beast is calling.
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suarbombs
yeah
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Steve-O
I've...
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dirtycheeks
The one-armed bandit?
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suarbombs
it
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Steve-O
I'll give my arm up. Come on. Let me just play, man.
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suarbombs
Just let me, yeah. well me i could I could win a Nintendo Switch 2 right now if I just ah just lock in
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Steve-O
Dude, dude, it doesn't fucking matter if I win it.
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suarbombs
I just fucking lock in.
00:10:33
Steve-O
I don't have to worry about the tariffs.
00:10:35
dirtycheeks
Oh, man. That's how we're going to have to do it, right?
00:10:37
suarbombs
That's how, yeah, you got that's how we're gonna get around the tariffs.
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dirtycheeks
got to go to Wildwood.
00:10:40
Steve-O
I mean, to be fair, they did. They did on their website set up a fucking Hunger Games style lottery.
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dirtycheeks
Yikes.
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suarbombs
so weird.
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dirtycheeks
Nintendo?
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Steve-O
Yeah, they're like, alright, whatever district you're from.
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suarbombs
Yeah.
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dirtycheeks
Whoa.
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suarbombs
Well, is that, is did that, well, i guess we can, we can go into that now, I guess. um They announced all that shit on Nintendo Switch Day.
00:11:01
DeeBo
Yes.
00:11:01
Steve-O
hold on. cause I want to preface this, because there are stages to Nintendo Switch Day.
00:11:08
DeeBo
yeah
00:11:08
Steve-O
this was This was not like all at once. They had their Direct, and then... The fallout, the price fallout came out.
00:11:20
Steve-O
And then the next day, politics somehow made it even worse. So we have to start with the Nintendo Direct.
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dirtycheeks
Hmm,
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Steve-O
The Switch 2 Nintendo Direct, it happened at 9 a.m. m Eastern Wednesday, right?
00:11:37
DeeBo
Yep.
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Steve-O
Yes.
00:11:40
Steve-O
What did you guys think about the actual, like, Direct before we start talking prices?
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suarbombs
It was all, it was pretty much, pretty much everything was expected except for one big thing that was very unexpected.
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DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, I mean, like, I think the first half was pretty bad to be like, Frank, like I was like, starts off strong.
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suarbombs
Which we can, I guess we can talk about, but.
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suarbombs
Objection, Your Honor.
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DeeBo
So strong.
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suarbombs
Objection.
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dirtycheeks
over sustained.
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suarbombs
Uh, the Mario Kart stuff was fucking cool, Devin.
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DeeBo
and No, no, no.
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suarbombs
Come on, dude.
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Steve-O
That's the thing.
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DeeBo
Starts off real strong.
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Steve-O
Forza Horizon Mario Kart.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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suarbombs
Yeah, like, come on, Devin.
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Steve-O
I'm in.
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DeeBo
But, but John, don't act like you and I both weren't just sucking each other off in the comments and be like, this is bad.
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suarbombs
Come on, board bro. Bro.
00:12:18
DeeBo
This is garbage. What do you do?
00:12:19
suarbombs
Well, everything after Mario Kart was like, i was like, alright.
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DeeBo
That's what I mean. That's what I mean. Everything after it.
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dirtycheeks
No.
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DeeBo
And then had the.
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Steve-O
Is there a list of stuff that I can like real quick pull up?
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suarbombs
and then
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dirtycheeks
That would probably be the best because
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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suarbombs
And then probably probably the biggest the biggest fucking video game announcement of the year, I guess, I would say.
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DeeBo
I think you posted the list. Yeah.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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dirtycheeks
and it for
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suarbombs
Low-key.
00:12:35
dirtycheeks
From my opinion, from somebody who didn't watch it, I thought it ah had FromSoft games in it. And that... i
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suarbombs
automatically makes it good.
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DeeBo
That was enough.
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dirtycheeks
Right.
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DeeBo
That was enough.
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dirtycheeks
There you
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suarbombs
But yeah, so let's go and let's go in order. what was Mario Kart World, right?
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Steve-O
I'm trying to find the order.
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DeeBo
Mark, write.
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Steve-O
Yeah, the...
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suarbombs
Here, I'll just pull up the fucking thing and fast forward through it.
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Steve-O
That's fair. Because, like, yeah, I do agree with you. There was a point where I'm like...
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suarbombs
Dude, Mario Kart World looks fucking insane, though.
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Steve-O
It looks incredible, and, like, we know that game's gonna be incredible.
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DeeBo
No, it looks awesome.
00:13:09
suarbombs
So Mario Kart World... Dude, you can be the Moo Moo!
00:13:11
Steve-O
They...
00:13:12
suarbombs
You can be the Moo Moo!
00:13:13
Steve-O
They know... They know it's their moneymaker.
00:13:16
dirtycheeks
It's an open world game now, right?
00:13:16
suarbombs
Alright, so...
00:13:19
Steve-O
Yes.
00:13:20
suarbombs
They should...
00:13:20
Steve-O
Or like tracks like like connect with one another.
00:13:22
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm.
00:13:24
Steve-O
So like you do like long races, it seems.
00:13:27
suarbombs
Okay, yeah. So, after Mario Kart, the big thing was, like, the game chat thing, which I kind of have a bone to pick.
00:13:33
DeeBo
yeah
00:13:33
suarbombs
I've been kind of sparring with people on the Discord about some of this stuff, and um I'd like to get your take on it, Steve.
00:13:37
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:13:42
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:13:43
suarbombs
I think, like, the game chat, like, I don't know. They did a a very Apple-type thing where they're, like, kind of like acting like they invented video game chat, right?
00:13:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:13:53
suarbombs
Which is kind of cringe, which is kind of cringe, but also at the same time, it's not like Apple because it's not like they're optimizing it or making it better.
00:13:54
Steve-O
They do what Nintendo does, yeah.
00:14:02
suarbombs
Like concept of of game chat, you know, it's not like what Apple does where they're like, oh, we're going act like we invented it, but it's actually going to be like a better version of whatever you were doing on a different phone before.
00:14:13
Steve-O
Right.
00:14:13
suarbombs
Like that kind of thing. It's just like, oh, like this is game chat. This is a new way to fucking blah, blah, blah. And then like they're showing like you know people with their friends playing different games, I guess, at the same time.
00:14:27
suarbombs
It looks literally like a Discord um um voice chat where people ah multiple people are are streaming games and then you could just you know watch one.
00:14:35
Steve-O
yeah
00:14:41
suarbombs
I don't know if this was like strategic or if it was just they wanted to stay realistic, but like it looked pretty choppy. Me and Devin were kind of trolling on it
00:14:47
Steve-O
it I mean, that's the thing.
00:14:48
DeeBo
yeah no it looks uh with that mighty kiwi he's like this looks like it runs on a granola bar like thing
00:14:50
suarbombs
It looked pretty horrible.
00:14:54
Steve-O
like
00:14:54
suarbombs
ah
00:14:55
Steve-O
At the end of the day, like
00:14:56
suarbombs
That's how it's going to look, though. That's how going to be.
00:14:57
Steve-O
It's going to look like that.
00:14:58
suarbombs
That's just how it is. yeah
00:14:59
Steve-O
It's like, I guarantee you this is it being highlighted. but Like this is it looking good. And it's already like, you know, choppy here.
00:15:05
DeeBo
Yeah, that's what I mean. So it's kind of like...
00:15:08
Steve-O
Here's the thing that like, kind of like baffles me. They kind of are doing themselves a disservice with this because all they needed to do was like, hey, switch to.
00:15:18
Steve-O
Yeah. In console voice chat. You don't need to fuck around on an app anymore. And then they decided to kind of go a little extra with it where it's like, oh, you can buy a camera. You could do friend stuff. And it's like.
00:15:28
suarbombs
Yeah, it's weird. It's weird, right?
00:15:30
Steve-O
Well, all they had to do was just be like, you can talk to your friends. You can talk to your friends now over the console.
00:15:35
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:15:35
Steve-O
We're sorry. That was stupid. We put it through an app last time.
00:15:38
suarbombs
But it's also like how everyone does it now, even on PlayStation on ah and on Xbox, is they just have Discord integration as well. and
00:15:46
Steve-O
They should have just Discord.
00:15:47
suarbombs
We're not going have that.
00:15:48
Steve-O
But no, they decided to Nintendo-fy it.
00:15:49
suarbombs
It's so easy, yeah.
00:15:50
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:15:51
suarbombs
So like the bone the bone I have to pick is like, well, obviously the game chat thing is like,
00:15:54
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:15:56
suarbombs
part of the paid Nintendo Switch online service, right?
00:15:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:16:00
suarbombs
Which they're they're allowing people to try for free for however, for a year, I guess.
00:16:03
Steve-O
For a year.
00:16:06
suarbombs
That's fine. What I don't like is that they made a fucking physical tactile button on the Joy-Con and the controller that will launch game chat.
00:16:20
suarbombs
So, like, i guess, like, it's kind of like they're kind of reinventing the wheel, right? Because the way everybody is just used to doing it is you just go to the pause menu of whatever console you're on.
00:16:33
suarbombs
And then you, you know, it's going to stop gameplay anyway. Right. So go in the pause menu, set up your game chat or whatever, your, your video, your party chat, and then go back into your game.
00:16:42
Steve-O
yeah
00:16:44
suarbombs
Like that's just how it is.
00:16:46
Steve-O
i'm you know i'm curious until i use it because like you know
00:16:46
suarbombs
Nobody has a dedicated button for it.
00:16:51
Steve-O
I don't think it's going to be the thing that like I go like, oh thank God this button exists.
00:16:51
suarbombs
Yeah. But my,
00:16:55
Steve-O
But, you know.
00:16:56
suarbombs
Yeah, but like what what looks really bad though is the fact that if you don't like, you know, after the trial period is done, if you're not a paying subscriber to Nintendo Switch Online, you literally have a button that is dead and does nothing at all.
00:17:05
Steve-O
You just have a button that.
00:17:10
Steve-O
You have a button that brings up a pay screen.
00:17:11
suarbombs
And I think that's really, yeah, and I think that's really like bad design.
00:17:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:17:16
suarbombs
I like from a controller from a controller standpoint too. Because like, why would I want a dead button on my controller, you know?
00:17:22
Steve-O
i think it's I think it's just lame in general to be like, you have to pay for online to use this.
00:17:22
DeeBo
yeah
00:17:26
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:17:27
Steve-O
I think in general, like, paying for playing the games online is already, like, too much.
00:17:28
suarbombs
And then, like...
00:17:33
Steve-O
just Just, come on, don't nickel and dime over every goddamn thing, Nintendo.
00:17:36
suarbombs
Yeah. Well, I mean, this a console thing, right? Like, it's like this for for Xbox, and and it's also like this for PlayStation. Like...
00:17:43
Steve-O
Yeah, but like you could still have like a conversation with someone even if you don't have like the online service for PlayStation.
00:17:44
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:17:51
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:17:51
Steve-O
I think you could still call each other.
00:17:54
suarbombs
So like people are like, oh, it's a parental controls thing and this and that. But like where where it kind of like irks me the most is like this is really a weird gatekeeping type of thing for people that use third-party controllers too.
00:18:10
suarbombs
Because it's like you know like, is this something that a licensed third-party controller is going to have to have on their controller for...
00:18:10
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:18:19
suarbombs
you know, for having full functionality for, you know, I mean, I don't i don't know how it's going to really work in the real world, but it's like, it's just, I just think it's bad design to have a but a dedicated button to do that.
00:18:30
Steve-O
I agree.
00:18:30
DeeBo
Thank
00:18:31
suarbombs
It's awesome. You I, I, I have, I'm, I've like a love hate relationship with the screenshot button too. Like I, in, in essence, I think it's a good button to have on the controller, especially, you know, cause it makes it easy to take ah
00:18:42
Steve-O
Like the the one that takes pictures and stuff.
00:18:44
suarbombs
Yeah, yeah, it's fine. But also, it's like, you know, this is like, this is why I was telling Waldo, like, oh, you obviously don't have kids. Because he's like, he's like, into the the the game chat button. I'm like, dude, like, my son, like, once he hears the fucking, the the camera shutter from taking the screenshot by hitting that button, he just goes ham and just hits that over and over and over and over and over again a million times.
00:19:08
suarbombs
So, like, having another button that doesn't do anything for the game, for whatever game you're playing, is, like, not, is not a good thing, I think, for, you know, if a kid's trying to play a game.
00:19:20
Steve-O
I like the screenshot button on the Switch. I like it better than the PlayStation one, but I agree with you.
00:19:23
suarbombs
Yeah, but yeah, I, in essence, yeah, in essence, I like it, I think it's a good, yeah, no, and then, but I'm just, like, now there's another button that, that doesn't really do anything for somebody playing a game, like, because, like, my argument is, like,
00:19:25
Steve-O
like Having your memory card get loaded up by a child just matching it.
00:19:35
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:19:37
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:19:39
suarbombs
Game chat, like, you're going to pause like you're gonna have to stop whatever you're doing in your game anyway to pull pull that shit up. Like, what's the difference than just pausing and going and going through your your UI to do it make it?
00:19:49
Steve-O
yeah
00:19:50
suarbombs
Make it better in the UI. Make it easier to use in the UI. Like, that's like we don't need ah we don't need to add buttons to the controller that do unnecessary things.
00:19:57
Steve-O
you could You could literally hit the home button and just make it one of the things that pops up very early on in like the bar or like in the bottom bar.
00:20:01
suarbombs
Right. Yeah.
00:20:05
suarbombs
and And that's what I'm saying.
00:20:05
Steve-O
like
00:20:05
suarbombs
Like, they're, they're like, reinventing the wheel the wheel and changing the shape of it. Because it's, like, the way everybody does it now is, like, they just pull up, they hit their PlayStation button or their Xbox button, and then, you know, there's a there's a fucking, there's a um ah selection you can you can hit to start your your yeah voice chat.
00:20:26
Steve-O
I mean, i wouldn't be surprised if it was just tacked on there to be like, see, look, it's new.
00:20:26
suarbombs
And i don't know, like,
00:20:30
Steve-O
There's an extra button.
00:20:32
suarbombs
it's just like It's just so silly. like Give me a button that does something functionally for for video games. like Don't add a button for that. you know like it's
00:20:39
Steve-O
I'll tell you what buttons I am excited about on the back of the new Pro controller. They got the little paddles on the back, the little like things.
00:20:46
dirtycheeks
Little bee boppers.
00:20:47
suarbombs
They're not on there now?
00:20:49
Steve-O
ah
00:20:50
suarbombs
I thought they were.
00:20:50
Steve-O
Not on the Pro, not on the Switch 1 Pro, but the Switch 2 Pro they're getting.
00:20:56
suarbombs
Yeah, so why don't they why don't they put those on the Joy-Cons?
00:20:58
Steve-O
I have no idea.
00:21:01
suarbombs
There we go.
00:21:02
Steve-O
have no idea.
00:21:02
dirtycheeks
There you go.
00:21:03
Steve-O
You Because maybe they they don't think you're a professional yet.
00:21:04
suarbombs
I mean, mean that like, yeah, but also it's like, i don't know, like, see, that's another thing. It's like, if you're to add it to the, I mean, again, like this is, this this is like approaching nitpicking now because it's not like those features are on the the stock PlayStation, DualSense and the Xbox series controllers either.
00:21:23
suarbombs
They're only on the pro versions of those controllers, but it's like, but like, I i would like to have, like, if I'm going to use buttons like that,
00:21:23
Steve-O
Right. Right.
00:21:31
Steve-O
and
00:21:32
suarbombs
I would like, maybe, I mean, again, maybe they'll come out with more expensive Joy-Cons that have them. But I would like to have them on the Joy-Cons as well, especially ah if I'm spending ah million dollars on this thing.
00:21:44
suarbombs
I'm going to probably want to play it handheld at some point. So I'd like to have all my, you know, all my, the same options um all the time, you know.
00:21:52
Steve-O
I will i'll tell you
00:21:53
suarbombs
Because you know, you know what has back buttons on the actual handhelds?
00:21:57
Steve-O
something that rhymes with a Steam Deck.
00:22:00
suarbombs
be Beam Mech. It rhymes with Beam Mech.
00:22:02
Steve-O
Yo, the beam mech, yeah.
00:22:02
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:22:03
dirtycheeks
Yep.
00:22:04
suarbombs
That has it on there, and like it's kind of cool, because in the UI for the Steam Deck, you can just turn them off if you don't use them, and you you don't even notice they're there.
00:22:07
Steve-O
Hmm?
00:22:11
dirtycheeks
yep
00:22:12
suarbombs
you know And if you do want to use them, they're there.
00:22:12
Steve-O
Hmm?
00:22:15
suarbombs
so you don't have to, like, I don't know, you don't have to like, I don't know, don't want to. I'm just, I gotta hold the the Switch 2 first before I make judgments, but having a fucking game chat button is not a good start.
00:22:30
suarbombs
in my, in my, uh, in my very, uh, particular control controller.
00:22:32
DeeBo
yeah I mean, I like...
00:22:35
suarbombs
Uh, I'm very sensitive when it comes to controllers. I've spent a lot of money on them over the years.
00:22:37
DeeBo
Yeah. i mean, also, I do think just, yeah, the fact that this button doesn't do anything if you're not paying money in some way, shape, or form is just lame.
00:22:46
suarbombs
It's weird, right?
00:22:47
DeeBo
Yeah, it's just lame.
00:22:47
suarbombs
Cause it's like, yeah i pay i spent money on this button.
00:22:48
DeeBo
It's weird.
00:22:50
suarbombs
So like, because it's on, it's on the thing that I bought.
00:22:51
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:22:54
suarbombs
So like to deny it, like, it's just It's just a weird, slippery slope thing where it's like, you know what if later down their line, you know if they really want to go greedy, they be like, oh, you can't use your shoulder buttons unless you're a pro subscriber.
00:23:09
Steve-O
Yeah, they they're like, sorry, you can't use the Z button.
00:23:09
suarbombs
You know what like what and i'm I'm not saying that they're going to do that, but it's like, you know they kind of like if they're going to do it with with one functionality, like you know what's going to stop Doug Bowser if he wants to turn heel one day
00:23:10
dirtycheeks
Oh, my God.
00:23:26
suarbombs
to
00:23:26
Steve-O
would the Would the easy win to like fix this for you, John, is was if they just were like, you know what?
00:23:26
suarbombs
to it this time.
00:23:27
dirtycheeks
Bowser.
00:23:32
Steve-O
ah yeah If you pay for online or not, you could still use like the game chat.
00:23:35
suarbombs
and I mean, my my main no no what my main issue is that they made it a button. like Don't put a button on the controller. Because again, that's another thing that takes space on the fucking PCB.
00:23:44
DeeBo
Thank
00:23:47
suarbombs
you know like You don't need that shit. you don't need What if it gets jammed? you know like That's another thing. like What if the C button... That's another thing that could, like, you know, have an issue later on.
00:23:59
suarbombs
And if that breaks, you know, if that breaks in it's like, yeah, so, like, yeah, it's not it's not...
00:24:02
dirtycheeks
There is... There is something about handhelds in particular where, like, all the space matters so goddamn much.
00:24:11
suarbombs
It's suboptimal, in my opinion, to add a button that does essentially nothing for you in a game.
00:24:13
dirtycheeks
Right. Because even...
00:24:18
dirtycheeks
Even the Steam Deck, like those touch pads, like I never, I don't fuck around with those at all.
00:24:19
suarbombs
Like, it's...
00:24:24
suarbombs
there's so There's a couple weird things about the Steam And then I don't know if you noticed, there's some games where like if your thumbs are on the thumbstick on the Steam Deck, then it enables like gyro.
00:24:33
DeeBo
Thank
00:24:35
dirtycheeks
Yes.
00:24:36
suarbombs
And that's weird too.
00:24:37
dirtycheeks
i don't like that either.
00:24:38
suarbombs
but also as you know But again, like that those are features that are that affect functionality for playing your game. It's not like they have a button on there that's like, Open Discord.
00:24:50
suarbombs
you know, like what, like that that but that, that's essentially what that game chat button is. It's your, it's if your Steam Deck had a button that had a D on it, that, that would open Discord if you hit the fucking physical button.
00:24:54
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm.
00:25:01
suarbombs
It's just, it's not, exactly, yeah, it's like, it's, it's, yeah, it's not, el like, it's not an elegant design is what I'm saying, like, and usually the Nintendo Switch 1 design is very elegant, I would say, like, with the Joy-Cons and everything, like, everything about it,
00:25:01
Steve-O
That's when they throw the Netflix button on your remote control.
00:25:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:25:05
Steve-O
It's the thing you always accidentally hit.
00:25:05
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:25:16
Steve-O
i agree. i agree. those this
00:25:20
suarbombs
is a very good...
00:25:20
Steve-O
The symmetrical buttons was very nice, and the fact that it is no longer symmetrical is a little...
00:25:25
suarbombs
It's a little weird.
00:25:26
Steve-O
It's a bit of a...
00:25:26
suarbombs
Well, yeah. So, I don't know.
00:25:28
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm i'm there with you.
00:25:29
suarbombs
We'll see.
00:25:29
Steve-O
yeah
00:25:30
suarbombs
But it's just like, why? Come on, man.
00:25:32
Steve-O
I think in general, like you could have, you could have taken that and put it like build it into the screenshot button and like, make it so like.
00:25:33
suarbombs
stephen The the C used to mean something.
00:25:36
DeeBo
It's just a button.
00:25:38
suarbombs
see see The The C used to mean something. It used to be the C directional buttons on the n sixty four controller, and
00:25:46
Steve-O
Used to be a stick on GameCube.
00:25:47
suarbombs
And it used to be a stick on the GameCube, and those were actual functional buttons that that you could use for gameplay.
00:25:51
Steve-O
So you're, you're, what if the button was yellow?
00:25:56
suarbombs
and Oh, and it didn opened up Discord? No. That's stupid.
00:25:58
Steve-O
Nah, nah, nah. It directly opened up every GameCube game. cute game Every Nintendo 64 and GameCube game.
00:26:03
DeeBo
ah game button
00:26:04
suarbombs
yeah but what ah Yeah, but what if I don't pay for it, that it doesn't do anything? Fuck that, probably, man.
00:26:07
Steve-O
Oh, no, no, no. Then, yeah, then you can't play any video game.
00:26:11
DeeBo
yeah Oh, none at all.
00:26:11
suarbombs
See? Might as well just mean credit card button and that for that. you know It's just like, because I'm looking at the
00:26:17
Steve-O
let's keep it Let's keep pushing because we got a lot to talk about with this thing.
00:26:19
suarbombs
Okay, sorry. Yeah, I told you.
00:26:20
Steve-O
No, you're good.
00:26:21
suarbombs
I had a bone to...
00:26:21
Steve-O
You're good.
00:26:22
suarbombs
I'm never gonna let it go, either. I'll fight everybody on the Discord about that.
00:26:24
Steve-O
but That's fair.
00:26:25
dirtycheeks
Come
00:26:25
Steve-O
That's fair. That's fair. I think, you know what? The nice thing they should do is make that ah shortcut you can change into anything.
00:26:34
suarbombs
Yeah, that would be sick. That would be awesome.
00:26:37
Steve-O
That would be that'd be something at least because, you know, just having a dead button that's like game chat. And I'm like, oh, fucking.
00:26:42
suarbombs
It's... do Yeah, like, what if I don't want to talk... What if I don't want to fucking talk to Galani while I'm playing Tears of the Kingdom? Because I wouldn't.
00:26:48
Steve-O
um
00:26:48
dirtycheeks
on, man.
00:26:49
Steve-O
Wait, what if you turned it into a direct call to Galani?
00:26:50
suarbombs
I'm sorry, Chris.
00:26:52
Steve-O
Whenever you press the button, it instantly called Galani.
00:26:52
dirtycheeks
but but I think I...
00:26:55
dirtycheeks
I wanted to show you something.
00:26:55
suarbombs
That's not... Yeah, that's another thing. like it's Potential for fucking butt dials.
00:26:59
dirtycheeks
Hey, John, you gotta see this. You gotta see this.
00:27:01
suarbombs
Butt dial your friends on fucking on your video games? That's weird.
00:27:05
Steve-O
So after that...
00:27:06
suarbombs
but thought What if I'm playing Marvel Rivals? you know and i want to
00:27:09
Steve-O
ah Chris, Chris, Chris, comemon come on, come on, man. Look at Mifrost.
00:27:12
dirtycheeks
That's
00:27:12
suarbombs
Chris, let's jork it together while while while playing Marvel Rivals.
00:27:15
dirtycheeks
um
00:27:16
Steve-O
Hey, I thought they were going to bring i thought they were going to bring Blade in
00:27:18
dirtycheeks
the whole point of game chat. That's the whole point of game chat.
00:27:19
Steve-O
Nah.
00:27:20
suarbombs
Oh, it's the Coom button. That's what the C stands for.
00:27:22
Steve-O
Oh, no.
00:27:23
dirtycheeks
Yeah, of course.
00:27:24
suarbombs
boommor It's the Coomer button.
00:27:25
dirtycheeks
It always has, man.
00:27:25
suarbombs
Coomer button.
00:27:26
Steve-O
Well, then they need to have a symmetrical button across from it called the Gooner button.
00:27:30
suarbombs
G, the G button.
00:27:32
DeeBo
you
00:27:32
Steve-O
Goddamn, Nintendo.
00:27:32
dirtycheeks
You shut everything down?
00:27:32
suarbombs
That's...
00:27:33
dirtycheeks
Shut everything down.
00:27:34
suarbombs
That's where it brings up your best friend your best friends that are flagged as your starred best friends.
00:27:38
Steve-O
Oh, no.
00:27:39
suarbombs
is the good It's the Gooner chat button.
00:27:41
Steve-O
Oh, my goodness. You can now goon with your friends with Nintendo Switch 2.
00:27:43
suarbombs
Oh, man.
00:27:46
suarbombs
Alright, so after the game chat stuff, which...
00:27:48
Steve-O
After this, they do a lot of the tech specs, it looks like.
00:27:53
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:27:54
Steve-O
um They're going over like the bigger screen, ah the gameplay jumping up to 120 FPS. ah This is the thing that I was like, John called it. LCD, not OLED. This LCD screen.
00:28:08
DeeBo
Yes, expect it to be fair, but I'm pretty aware of it.
00:28:08
dirtycheeks
Mmm.
00:28:11
Steve-O
here when When they announced that, in my heart, I was like, okay, so the price is going to be low.
00:28:17
suarbombs
Yeah, that it's expected to make the price lower. That's what everybody thought. So I guess we'll get to that later. But... That's why.
00:28:23
Steve-O
Okay.
00:28:24
suarbombs
But I mean, some people were saying, did a side-by-side and said the LCD screen actually does look better than the Switch 1 then the switch one oled
00:28:30
DeeBo
because it is, they said, yeah. Yeah. I mean, i I've heard the – actually, I heard the opposite, but –
00:28:35
suarbombs
It still feels bad, though. No, and this could this could probably, and LCD is, you know, you know functionally worse battery life.
00:28:46
suarbombs
So maybe that's why the battery life is shit on this new this new Switch 2 as well, because it's LCD.
00:28:50
DeeBo
I mean, I heard something along the lines of like, they were like, I mean, this is Coke for sure, but they were basically something about like, well, this is new LCD tech, so it's actually, it's not LED or OLED.
00:29:03
dirtycheeks
Referred to as LCD sound system, if you're if you know of it.
00:29:04
Steve-O
me
00:29:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:29:07
dirtycheeks
That's
00:29:07
Steve-O
Oh, dude. Love me some LCD sound system.
00:29:09
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:29:10
suarbombs
I don't know about all that, Devin.
00:29:10
dirtycheeks
where is.
00:29:11
DeeBo
I agree.
00:29:13
suarbombs
i don't know about all that, bro.
00:29:13
DeeBo
I know. And also some guy, yeah, yeah.
00:29:15
Steve-O
HDR, though.
00:29:17
DeeBo
yeah
00:29:17
dirtycheeks
Herg.
00:29:18
DeeBo
Welcome to 2018.
00:29:19
Steve-O
Heard. Ten.
00:29:21
DeeBo
20 fucking yeah like i don't the ps4 pro had uh hdr i think that was a big deal maybe uh yeah the techs thanks chris i really nailed them didn't i
00:29:22
Steve-O
Ten.
00:29:32
dirtycheeks
Nice, Devin.
00:29:33
Steve-O
Bigger.
00:29:36
dirtycheeks
God, I'm
00:29:37
suarbombs
Is it bad? Is it weird? Like, is it weird that, like, um just, like, game specs-wise, it's still not as powerful as a Steam Deck?
00:29:48
suarbombs
Like, is that bad?
00:29:49
Steve-O
um No, because I don't think Nintendo's ever been chasing graphical parody with other things.
00:29:54
DeeBo
Yeah, they stopped that in, like, the game.
00:29:55
suarbombs
So then why even boast things about the specs at that point, you know?
00:29:59
DeeBo
I guess they have to.
00:29:59
Steve-O
Because i think I think it's like the the screen's bigger.
00:30:01
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:30:02
Steve-O
It's going to run smoother. Like, your games are still going to be...
00:30:04
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:30:05
Steve-O
ah It's weird because it can do 4K. Because they were showing off Metroid Prime and they're like, you could play 4K or you could do 1080 120 FPS. It's drastic.
00:30:16
suarbombs
i'd rather yeah I'd rather play 1080, 120.
00:30:18
DeeBo
Not to mention, not to mention, ah that's the Metroid Prime 4 on Switch 2.
00:30:18
suarbombs
twenty Yeah.
00:30:24
DeeBo
They did a comparison video definitively.
00:30:28
Steve-O
it's drastic
00:30:29
DeeBo
Yeah, it's pretty drastic. More than I thought, to be honest.
00:30:30
suarbombs
i mean hey no i mean, that's expected, because that's how all the fucking other in-betweener game launches happened. Like, Breath of the Wild ran way better on Switch than Wii U.
00:30:38
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:30:41
suarbombs
fucking Twilight Princess ran way better on the Wii than the GameCube. That's just how they are. ah God of War Ragnarok probably runs way better on PS5 than That kind of thing.
00:30:52
Steve-O
yeah
00:30:52
DeeBo
I know.
00:30:53
suarbombs
that guy they Yeah.
00:30:53
DeeBo
It's just nice to see because I think when we saw Metroid Prime, when we saw the first trailer, I think we were all like, it's kind a butt trailer. It doesn't really look that good.
00:31:03
Steve-O
Well, that wasn't even the first trailer.
00:31:03
suarbombs
yeah
00:31:05
Steve-O
like The first trailer was like so long ago, we forgot about it.
00:31:06
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
00:31:08
Steve-O
And we're like, oh, Metroid Prime stuff? Let's see it. And they they kind of just treated it like it was an indie game.
00:31:14
suarbombs
they did a, they did a comparison of Cyberpunk. Cyberpunk still runs, like, a lot better on the Steam Deck than it does on Steam Deck 2.
00:31:21
Steve-O
Cyberpunk has cross saves with your other consoles.
00:31:25
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:31:25
suarbombs
That's actually, that's actually sick. That's actually sick.
00:31:26
dirtycheeks
Whoa, I didn't know that.
00:31:26
Steve-O
Yeah, that's kind of sick.
00:31:27
suarbombs
that's um
00:31:29
dirtycheeks
So I could save on Steam and play it on my PS5?
00:31:29
suarbombs
Well, I mean, to be fair, once Bungie, once, once Bungie, yeah, once Bungie did that with Destiny, like, that should just be fucking, like, that should be the floor now.
00:31:32
Steve-O
That's what they say.
00:31:33
dirtycheeks
What?
00:31:38
suarbombs
Like, that's how she all games should be.
00:31:38
Steve-O
for the course.
00:31:40
suarbombs
Elden Ring should be like that too.
00:31:42
dirtycheeks
Yeah, man.
00:31:42
suarbombs
You know, like, I don't know.
00:31:45
Steve-O
So they announced um it like they're like, you now hack can actually plug in headphones and like talk to the switch.
00:31:45
suarbombs
We'll see.
00:31:53
Steve-O
You know, they did a bunch of stuff with like the new dock. It has more storage. So instead of being 32 gigabytes, it's like 258 gigabytes.
00:32:02
Steve-O
gigabytes So it's like, you know, something, something nice.
00:32:04
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
00:32:06
Steve-O
ah They confirmed the mouse controls, but then I think this is where ah part two of me going like, what the hell Nintendo?
00:32:15
suarbombs
could buy wheels. You could buy wheels for your...
00:32:16
Steve-O
you Yeah, you can buy the Mario Kart wheels for this. um So they, they, They start getting a little cheeky here and they tune back to ah the one man who looks like he's wearing his father's clothes.
00:32:30
Steve-O
I don't know what that's about, but his clothes are so oversized.
00:32:32
dirtycheeks
Cool.
00:32:34
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
00:32:34
dirtycheeks
Yeah, cool.
00:32:34
Steve-O
And he's like, we're making a new tour of the Switch 2. Like it's a Switch 2 welcome tour game. And like you can like check out all the new features and stuff.
00:32:40
DeeBo
oh yeah
00:32:42
dirtycheeks
He's probably like the Kramer of the group.
00:32:42
Steve-O
And he might be like he's man perpetually stuck in the 90s and always dresses like Kramer.
00:32:45
dirtycheeks
You know?
00:32:50
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that's cool.
00:32:51
Steve-O
um But they announced this thing and I'm like, oh, that's cool. They're going to do kind of like a pack in game, kind of like, you know, the PS5 did. And, you know, it's like I'm like, this is cute. You know, you're exploring all the buttons and stuff. And then they're like, this is a paid like game that you have to buy.
00:33:05
DeeBo
Yeah, like almost went out of their way to be like paid this cost money.
00:33:08
Steve-O
Yeah. And a part of me was like, huh? Like you're charging people for this. but The thing that's going to highlight the brand new console they bought.
00:33:14
dirtycheeks
Oh shit.
00:33:17
Steve-O
What are you stupid?
00:33:19
dirtycheeks
The Kramer guy probably the ball buster.
00:33:19
suarbombs
It's the Astro... They went straight to Astro Bot 2 instead of going to Astro Bot
00:33:24
Steve-O
This is lawful evil Astro Bot.
00:33:29
suarbombs
1. Because ah i the original Astro Bot on PS5 was free, right? With the console?
00:33:34
Steve-O
It was free.
00:33:34
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:33:34
Steve-O
it was like built in is a cute little game like it was visually it was visually nice as opposed to this, which it looks like an app like it looks like something you would just download from like, I don't know, an airport.
00:33:37
DeeBo
and really good and like people liked it.
00:33:46
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:33:48
dirtycheeks
I think they're going to send that guy back out there when they tell you that pilot wings is going to cost a hundred bucks.
00:33:53
Steve-O
Get a biggest suit.
00:33:55
dirtycheeks
yeah That's what it's going to be. He's the ball buster.
00:34:00
Steve-O
He is the ball buster. um Switch 2 cartridges are... They look exactly the same.
00:34:06
dirtycheeks
Oh boy.
00:34:07
Steve-O
But then they also... ah
00:34:09
dirtycheeks
Do they taste the same?
00:34:10
Steve-O
They don't talk about it during the the the event, but we're going to have to talk about how ah the key the game key card and game cards are are now two different things.
00:34:15
DeeBo
How tasty they are.
00:34:20
Steve-O
So if you buy a game, you don't know if you're actually getting the game on the card now or just a thing that downloads the game for you.
00:34:29
suarbombs
There are some stores that will tell you, i think, if it's a game key or if it's the actual game on there.
00:34:35
Steve-O
The box better just say it. like
00:34:37
suarbombs
Right.
00:34:39
Steve-O
That's ah manipulative.
00:34:39
suarbombs
But also, like, um like my I was arguing in favor for this but just because, like, that's just how games are now anyway. Like, every game is like that.
00:34:48
Steve-O
I mean, if we're having tariffs, like were we're all going be digital by the end of the year.
00:34:53
dirtycheeks
Yeah, you? You're going digital like lawnmower man?
00:34:55
Steve-O
um You know, i'm just just send me into the fucking code, man.
00:34:56
suarbombs
Oh, man. Lawn mower man.
00:35:00
dirtycheeks
Whoa, slow down there.
00:35:01
DeeBo
Man, I can't tell if Chris hated this movie or loved this movie.
00:35:01
dirtycheeks
You don't want to be like him.
00:35:02
suarbombs
Get up off of my lawn.
00:35:04
DeeBo
All these lawnmower man references.
00:35:06
dirtycheeks
i just...
00:35:07
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:35:07
dirtycheeks
It fits in a lot of different conversations now.
00:35:07
suarbombs
Oh man.
00:35:10
DeeBo
All right, locked in.
00:35:10
suarbombs
Oh man. He loves it. I think he likes it guys.
00:35:13
dirtycheeks
No...
00:35:14
DeeBo
You got locked in.
00:35:15
suarbombs
Yeah. Like a lot of people were complaining that you you know. Dude like. That's how fucking. Like again I might be the worst person ask for this. Because I've. I had to buy Resident Evil 4 twice.
00:35:28
suarbombs
Because I have a digital only PS5. And I bought the collector's edition. Which was the disc. But like. um That's just how games are. So like. I don't know.
00:35:38
suarbombs
You're buying something that you can collect. And put on your shelf. And not open.
00:35:42
DeeBo
you
00:35:43
suarbombs
Like. And will probably go up in price. Like. I don't know why people are complaining about that. Like it's. That's how. That's how game discs are too. Now. For PlayStation. And. And for Xbox. So it's like.
00:35:56
suarbombs
You're literally buying something that you can put on eBay in 10 years. So, like, you either do that or you just, you know, just do what everyone else is doing.
00:35:59
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:36:05
suarbombs
Just buy shit digitally.
00:36:07
dirtycheeks
Yeah. I mean, have you, if anybody here bought a physical Switch game a Physical?
00:36:13
Steve-O
um
00:36:14
suarbombs
Both of my Zelda's are the only digital Switch games, or the only um physical Switch games that I have, yeah.
00:36:18
dirtycheeks
Physical?
00:36:21
Steve-O
Breath of the Wild.
00:36:21
suarbombs
But that's it.
00:36:22
Steve-O
um The ah Ring Fit. You could only buy digital.
00:36:27
dirtycheeks
Oh boy.
00:36:27
suarbombs
yeah yeah we Yeah.
00:36:28
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, I have that.
00:36:28
Steve-O
Or I'm sorry, you could only buy physical.
00:36:30
dirtycheeks
Physical.
00:36:30
suarbombs
Yeah, we have that Yeah. Because you are Steve.
00:36:32
Steve-O
And then on eBay, I bought the um but Minecraft Story Mode ah because that game is out of print and they're not allowed to make it anymore.
00:36:40
dirtycheeks
You wanted something to get you excited for the movie.
00:36:44
Steve-O
No, because it was like, I was like, this is a, I was like this.
00:36:45
dirtycheeks
oh Oh, okay.
00:36:45
suarbombs
as you are steve
00:36:48
Steve-O
i am Steve.
00:36:48
dirtycheeks
you
00:36:48
Steve-O
You're right.
00:36:49
dirtycheeks
ah Yo, yes!
00:36:49
Steve-O
This is a, this is a telltale, this is a telltale game that I never played back in like the heyday of telltale. And I was like, I'm kind of sad that I don't have any way to play it.
00:36:55
dirtycheeks
Oh, I see.
00:36:59
suarbombs
i mean Devin, what are your thoughts on this? On game keys and game cards? Like, do you think it's...
00:37:03
DeeBo
I mean, like, John, I kind of agree with you. Like, it's the standard. ah It is odd because I also always thought that was the point of the cartridge, though, right?
00:37:13
DeeBo
It's like it's supposed to all be on there, and that's why things cost more money.
00:37:14
suarbombs
Right. Yeah.
00:37:18
suarbombs
But it's like, i don't know. Just like, from a...
00:37:20
DeeBo
I guess that ship sailed a while ago, too, know?
00:37:20
suarbombs
I guess it... Yeah, because you got patches and shit. like You're not even going to have the same game on there. if you're if you're playing up to date and on the internet and shit.
00:37:31
suarbombs
I don't know. But also, like, there's the argument which is also, like, people say that if you own stuff digital, if you own games digitally, they're not truly yours and they can just take that shit away because it's happened before.
00:37:42
dirtycheeks
Yep.
00:37:42
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:37:43
suarbombs
So, like, there's that argument, too.
00:37:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:37:45
suarbombs
But I believe, i think people were freaking out because I think people were assuming that all the Switch 2 cartridges were like that, but it's not like that.
00:37:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:37:56
suarbombs
It's...
00:37:56
Steve-O
They confirm that, you know, there are actual game cards.
00:37:58
suarbombs
yeah
00:37:59
Steve-O
ah Cyberpunk has the full game on it.
00:38:03
suarbombs
Has a full game in 68 gigabytes too, so it's definitely not.
00:38:07
Steve-O
The thing, the thing, a lot of people, that's true.
00:38:08
suarbombs
ah st They definitely don't have Phantom Liberty on that motherfucker. I don't know. Actually, I'm not sure if it if it will.
00:38:12
Steve-O
Uh, previous previous ah switch games it was kind of up to the publisher where be like all right are you guys gonna fork up for like a big one of these game cards with like you know this amount of space on it are you gonna cheap it out and like buy like a nothing game card and just kind of like put a crappier version on
00:38:23
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:38:33
Steve-O
so
00:38:35
dirtycheeks
Wait, they did cheap it out, you're saying?
00:38:37
Steve-O
I mean, it' like it's up to the publishers. So it's like, do you think you can compress this game to fit this size cart instead of like the full size game you have?
00:38:40
dirtycheeks
Oh, I see.
00:38:47
Steve-O
Because it is more expensive for us to buy the bigger space on the cards.
00:38:50
dirtycheeks
Ah, ah.
00:38:52
Steve-O
So a lot of them kind of like cheaped out on that.
00:38:53
dirtycheeks
Big cards.
00:38:55
Steve-O
so
00:38:56
dirtycheeks
Get what you pay for.
00:38:57
Steve-O
Well, you know, they're still announcing stuff. And at this point, it's like, here's the pro controller. Here's the new micro SD cards for it. And then they start talking about
00:39:06
suarbombs
here's the wheel Here's the wheels and the camera and the piranha plant camera that you can get too.
00:39:12
Steve-O
Yeah, the Piranha Plant camera, ah which these are going to be big features in a lot of the games that they started to announce because they were like, there's going to be three types of game types.
00:39:12
dirtycheeks
Great. Great.
00:39:19
suarbombs
Huge.
00:39:21
Steve-O
There's going to be there's going there's going to be Nintendo Switch two games.
00:39:21
suarbombs
China.
00:39:27
Steve-O
And then they said there's going to be. What was it? ah Compatible Nintendo Switch games. So it's like games from the previous generation that are compatible because not every game is going to be compatible, supposedly.
00:39:38
Steve-O
They have to do kind of what they did for like the Xbox, Xbox 360 stuff where it's like only certain games. But I imagine it's gonna be a lot of first party Nintendo games. And then they said Game Type 3 is just going to be like Switch 2 editions of older games where it's like a game they go back to and they add a bunch of nonsense to.
00:39:58
Steve-O
And then they start talking about Mario Party, Jamboree, Jamboree TV, which I couldn't care less about. I don't want to do this anymore.
00:40:04
DeeBo
yeah can can you ah Can you see where I was really like, what is this? Like, we started off real strong, and then I'm like, this is a bad pacing.
00:40:09
Steve-O
Oh, 100%. 100%. From...
00:40:15
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:40:16
Steve-O
From Moment, let's say... um'm sorry, i'm I'm rewinding. Because then they they announced Mario Kart World on Yeah.
00:40:27
Steve-O
And then it takes them up until like right now we're 25 minutes in and everything has been kind of like subpar at this point. And they're just announcing like upgrade packs for games that we've already played, which it's hard to get that excited for.
00:40:40
suarbombs
not only that Not only that, but the audio wasn't sync the whole time either, which was which was fucking driving me crazy.
00:40:44
Steve-O
Oh, dude, the the live stream was dog shit.
00:40:45
DeeBo
maybe
00:40:47
Steve-O
There was ah there was a point where literally the stream just stopped and it started playing like further away stuff like it like rewound the video five minutes, but it was playing brand new stuff.
00:40:48
suarbombs
was driving me crazy.
00:40:52
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:41:01
Steve-O
So they're like, here's the new Final Fantasy game. And you're like, you're showing other things.
00:41:04
suarbombs
I'm just saying, you can't can't blame tariffs on that. That's just bad production.
00:41:08
Steve-O
Nah, well, that's just no skill and got no skill.
00:41:11
DeeBo
Yeah, skill issue for sure.
00:41:12
suarbombs
skill is Skill issue, yeah. Exactly.
00:41:14
Steve-O
ah Long story short, Tears of the Kingdom is getting ah an app.
00:41:18
dirtycheeks
needs one that's what it always needed
00:41:18
Steve-O
So if you want to pay 20 extra dollars for that, you can you can do that. um There's going to be a Kirby Forgotten Land edition.
00:41:25
suarbombs
Yeah, Devin, did the di and did the last of us did The Last of Us remaster come with that? Or no?
00:41:30
DeeBo
Uh, it come with an app?
00:41:31
suarbombs
Did it come with a companion app? You could you can...
00:41:32
DeeBo
No.
00:41:32
suarbombs
just...
00:41:33
DeeBo
It came with like 15 other things, but yeah.
00:41:36
dirtycheeks
i could text Joel on the companion app for last of us you know that
00:41:37
DeeBo
Oh, God, yeah. Yeah.
00:41:41
suarbombs
ah
00:41:42
dirtycheeks
Hey, Joel, what's up, man?
00:41:42
suarbombs
i was i was talking to my cousin I was talking to my cousin about this too, because he was like, he's like, yeah, it's like $10 to upgrade your um Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom to switch the versions.
00:41:44
Steve-O
ah lani
00:41:45
dirtycheeks
How you doing, bud?
00:41:52
suarbombs
I'm like, that's cool, but do I really want to play these games again? Like, it's really like, it would take...
00:41:57
DeeBo
Yeah, man. yeah Those are not a small ask. Yeah.
00:42:01
suarbombs
Yeah, and it's not like I could fuck around and get drunk with Lenny in in fucking Zelda like I can in Red Dead. You know?
00:42:07
Steve-O
At most, you boot it up.
00:42:07
suarbombs
Like...
00:42:08
Steve-O
You like run around and you're like, wow, this does run smoother.
00:42:10
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:42:11
Steve-O
And then you turn it off.
00:42:14
suarbombs
Yeah, because I...
00:42:14
Steve-O
And play play Donkey Kong.
00:42:15
suarbombs
Yeah. yeah Yeah, is there... Did they say, is there a Mario Odyssey update or no?
00:42:21
Steve-O
No.
00:42:21
DeeBo
No.
00:42:22
Steve-O
I think Mario Odyssey falls into the Twitch 2 compatible.
00:42:24
suarbombs
I I think I might just kill... i think I might just kill myself later.
00:42:27
Steve-O
Oh my god.
00:42:28
suarbombs
How about that?
00:42:28
Steve-O
That's a little drastic.
00:42:29
suarbombs
How about I do that? How about I do that? How about I do that, Steve?
00:42:33
Steve-O
It's a C button, not a K button, John.
00:42:33
suarbombs
All right?
00:42:33
dirtycheeks
oh Don't do it.
00:42:35
suarbombs
I'm just saying.
00:42:35
dirtycheeks
Don't do it, man.
00:42:35
Steve-O
it was
00:42:36
dirtycheeks
Don't do it. Don't do it. um the
00:42:38
suarbombs
Like, it's Mario, you know? let me play let me play Let me experience Super Mario Odyssey, a game that actually has like some replay value.
00:42:47
dirtycheeks
Well, we're probably going to get Luigi's execution first, and then we'll get a new Mario Odyssey.
00:42:53
suarbombs
I would like to see what it's like to play so play that shit in fucking 4K 60 frames.
00:42:53
DeeBo
you you you yeah
00:43:00
suarbombs
That would be sick, playing Mario Odyssey.
00:43:01
Steve-O
You already played it. Isn't it already 160 frames? You want it 120 frames.
00:43:06
suarbombs
4K 60 frames? I don't think it is.
00:43:07
Steve-O
Oh, OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 4K 60 frames. My bad.
00:43:12
suarbombs
1080, 120 would be insane too. you fucking kidding me? don't know. Maybe maybe they're just they just have to like, you know, all end.
00:43:17
Steve-O
mean,
00:43:20
Steve-O
but i mean they're too busy Donkey Kong right now.
00:43:22
suarbombs
Donkey Kong and Mario Kart.
00:43:24
dirtycheeks
That guy really demands a lot of your time, too.
00:43:28
dirtycheeks
Donkey Kong.
00:43:28
Steve-O
Mario or Donkey Kong?
00:43:28
suarbombs
and the And the wheelchair game too.
00:43:29
Steve-O
Donkey Kong.
00:43:30
suarbombs
They got that wheelchair basketball game.
00:43:30
dirtycheeks
he's he's He's a perfectionist, Donkey Kong.
00:43:34
Steve-O
The only two of these Switch 2 edition games that like I am genuinely excited about was, like Devin was saying, the Metroid Prime 4 Beyond and ah probably Pokemon Legends ZA because that's probably the actual only way to run that game smooth because the other ones ran like dog shit on the previous Switch.
00:43:42
DeeBo
Thank
00:43:58
dirtycheeks
dog shit on the previous Switch. One of my favorite games.
00:44:01
suarbombs
Yeah. no
00:44:03
Steve-O
Dog shit.
00:44:04
suarbombs
So after Mario Party...
00:44:04
dirtycheeks
When's it coming out for Switch 2, man?
00:44:08
Steve-O
Not soon enough.
00:44:08
suarbombs
Okay, they showed that...
00:44:09
dirtycheeks
I know.
00:44:10
suarbombs
I do... I would actually like to try this wheelchair basketball game. Like, it looks like it might be
00:44:14
Steve-O
I think it might be a fun for what what what would the price be to get you to play it?
00:44:19
dirtycheeks
i think it's called... i Technically, I think it's called Murderball.
00:44:21
suarbombs
fun. 50 bucks, maybe?
00:44:22
Steve-O
I mean, it it should be called Murderball.
00:44:24
suarbombs
No, but like, is this just a basketball version of of ARMS?
00:44:24
dirtycheeks
I really do think it's called that.
00:44:26
suarbombs
Because ARMS was a launch title for the Switch, right? I'm pretty sure.
00:44:29
Steve-O
ah It was Lunch Window.
00:44:30
DeeBo
Dude, I think it's less. Like, this this feels like there's no personality. ah Things I've heard and watched, people said this was didn't really play all that well either.
00:44:41
suarbombs
Wasn't like Rocket League.
00:44:42
DeeBo
No, they're like, it's awkward because you use both of the the the mouth the mouse controllers to, like, you know, fucking move your wheels.
00:44:42
suarbombs
Wasn't as fun as Rocket League.
00:44:46
suarbombs
Oh, you can't just... Yeah, I guess...
00:44:47
Steve-O
Joy-Con.
00:44:51
suarbombs
it's just It's just an excuse to use the use the mouse functionality, I guess, on the things.
00:44:54
DeeBo
Yeah, and also everybody's like, bro, who the fuck's going to have just like a giant mouse pad?
00:44:55
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:44:55
suarbombs
yeah
00:45:00
suarbombs
Who's gonna have a fucking...
00:45:00
DeeBo
like ah
00:45:00
Steve-O
Yeah, people.
00:45:01
suarbombs
Yeah, who's gonna have a fucking desk if... You know, like...
00:45:03
Steve-O
how do How do you play this game handheld?
00:45:03
suarbombs
I
00:45:06
suarbombs
but guess you can.
00:45:06
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:45:08
Steve-O
It's yeah, this is just a tech demo.
00:45:08
DeeBo
And it just doesn't look interesting.
00:45:10
suarbombs
i just want I just want to hit Galani with the fucking, the Hezzy, the Hezzy pull-up from the logo.
00:45:15
Steve-O
Yeah, you would you would have Galani go up go up for the block.
00:45:19
suarbombs
Yeah, I just want to do the Hezzy pull-up from the fucking logo, and then I want to do the too small, the too small celebration on him.
00:45:26
dirtycheeks
Now if you see me coming at you like that, you see me coming at you like that.
00:45:26
DeeBo
Not murder ball.
00:45:29
suarbombs
And I want to say and I want Galani to dunk on me, going up for a block in a wheelchair, and then yelling, and won! the whole time. Like, that would be sick.
00:45:38
dirtycheeks
I watched, I posted an image and shit talk. I watched this documentary you fucking rocked.
00:45:44
Steve-O
Well, this game's called Drag drag X Drive. Just so, you know, we say the name of the game.
00:45:50
DeeBo
not murderable
00:45:50
Steve-O
which that's a that's ah so That's a stupid name for a basketball game.
00:45:50
dirtycheeks
praex drive It is a stupid name for a basketball game.
00:45:51
suarbombs
Oh, yeah.
00:45:54
suarbombs
Yeah, it's a weird.
00:45:57
Steve-O
They should have...
00:45:57
dirtycheeks
Call it Murderball.
00:45:59
Steve-O
Murderball?
00:46:00
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. Fuck yeah. That's what it's really called. Look, I saw a documentary about it.
00:46:04
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, there's a documentary called Murderball.
00:46:07
dirtycheeks
It's great.
00:46:07
DeeBo
It looks really good.
00:46:08
Steve-O
i mean, i mean that if they can't get the license for it, call it Murder Dunk.
00:46:09
suarbombs
it's real.
00:46:12
dirtycheeks
Murdered Don't sounds fucking great too. Yeah. yeah
00:46:15
Steve-O
Summer 2025.
00:46:15
dirtycheeks
but
00:46:16
Steve-O
You can pick it for fantasy.
00:46:16
DeeBo
It's pretty insensitive. They're not dunking, ah guys.
00:46:20
Steve-O
Dude, there's a fucking half pipe.
00:46:20
DeeBo
They're in wheelchairs.
00:46:20
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:46:22
Steve-O
Of course they're dunking. Yeah.
00:46:23
DeeBo
They're in wheelchairs.
00:46:24
dirtycheeks
There's a half pipe? Really?
00:46:24
suarbombs
I mean, that's why it kind of gave me Rocket League vibes, but I guess it's not. I mean, what's going to be Rocket League?
00:46:28
DeeBo
It seems like if Rocket League moved at two miles per hour, would be...
00:46:32
Steve-O
Whoa,
00:46:33
suarbombs
What's next? Oh, Hades 2.
00:46:35
DeeBo
Which is like...
00:46:36
suarbombs
Wait, so how many how many of my predictions came true so far?
00:46:38
Steve-O
but whoa whoa, whoa. You skipped a big one because we're at the 30-minute mark and we're in Elden Ring.
00:46:44
dirtycheeks
Woohoo!
00:46:45
suarbombs
Oh.
00:46:45
DeeBo
Ring. Yeah, yeah.
00:46:46
dirtycheeks
Coming to the Switch 2.
00:46:48
suarbombs
I mean, duh, right?
00:46:50
DeeBo
I think it's cool. Cool? Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:52
suarbombs
It's a pretty good game, Elden Ring. It's not bad, right?
00:46:56
Steve-O
I mean, you know,
00:46:56
suarbombs
Right, Chris?
00:46:57
Steve-O
if
00:46:58
dirtycheeks
Um, hey, you know, time has been really rough.
00:47:01
suarbombs
It's not a bad game.
00:47:04
dirtycheeks
No, it fucking rules. What am I saying?
00:47:06
suarbombs
ah My question was, they didn't they didn't mention anything about Shadow of the Earth Tree, so is that coming out too?
00:47:08
dirtycheeks
Nah,
00:47:11
Steve-O
I imagine.
00:47:11
dirtycheeks
it's too dark.
00:47:11
suarbombs
the
00:47:12
Steve-O
Wait, no.
00:47:12
dirtycheeks
Too scary.
00:47:12
Steve-O
Well, this is the this is the tainted edition.
00:47:14
DeeBo
part Yeah, tarnished edition, yeah.
00:47:14
Steve-O
Remember? Tarnished edition, not tainted.
00:47:16
suarbombs
Tarnished!
00:47:16
dirtycheeks
Ew.
00:47:17
suarbombs
Yeah, tainted.
00:47:17
dirtycheeks
Tainted. o Yeah, I know, but that's like, yeah, that's what it sounds like.
00:47:19
Steve-O
the version that me.
00:47:20
suarbombs
I mean, that means the same thing. It means the same thing, I think, right?
00:47:23
Steve-O
Miyazaki rubbed his balls on it and gave it to you.
00:47:23
suarbombs
and
00:47:26
suarbombs
Oh, that...
00:47:27
Steve-O
The flagged edition.
00:47:28
suarbombs
ah
00:47:29
dirtycheeks
He took it into the bathroom. Oh, shit.
00:47:32
Steve-O
ah This would be super cool if the switch wasn't going to cost fucking as much as a fucking steam deck.
00:47:33
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:47:39
dirtycheeks
There you go.
00:47:41
suarbombs
Dude, listen, man. I...
00:47:43
dirtycheeks
I got a Steam Deck. I can buy Elden Ring on there.
00:47:44
suarbombs
I don't... Yeah, i don't really have... Yeah, I don't have to play. don't have to play this again.
00:47:47
dirtycheeks
Jerk off by myself.
00:47:48
suarbombs
i don't have to I don't have to buy again.
00:47:48
DeeBo
Yeah, you can buy Elden Ring for probably $20 at this point as opposed to $80 fucking dollars.
00:47:49
suarbombs
I don't have to buy this again.
00:47:51
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. and jerk off all alone like I usually do.
00:47:54
Steve-O
if
00:47:54
DeeBo
it won't.
00:47:56
Steve-O
If this was... i would even say if this was still in the ballpark of the previous price of being $450 for the console.
00:48:04
DeeBo
but it was
00:48:05
Steve-O
I mean, it won't. But like you could you could kind of justify being like, I'll get a Switch. I'll get Elden Ring. I could play it on the go.
00:48:11
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:48:12
Steve-O
But now you're like, fucking come on, man. You're going to make me pay $600 something dollars probably for this?
00:48:18
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:48:18
suarbombs
And then it's 60 bucks for Elden Ring.
00:48:21
Steve-O
Yeah. $60 might be $70.
00:48:21
dirtycheeks
Give me a break.
00:48:23
Steve-O
might be seventy We'll to look at that.
00:48:25
suarbombs
Sheesh.
00:48:26
Steve-O
We'll have to look at that. But then, yeah, they did start talking about Hades 2.
00:48:30
suarbombs
Yeah. And then my eyebrows, my eyebrows.
00:48:32
Steve-O
Capcom.
00:48:35
suarbombs
went up. Because you see Capcom, so you see Capcom, and I'm like, oh, well, obviously it's Resident Evil 4, right?
00:48:36
Steve-O
Yeah, me too.
00:48:41
suarbombs
Like, duh. It's fucking Nintendo.
00:48:45
Steve-O
You know what, John? I'm not going to I went, Resident Evil 9?
00:48:48
suarbombs
Monster?
00:48:48
Steve-O
Resident 9? Resident Evil?
00:48:50
suarbombs
No way. Yeah, right. they wouldn't They wouldn't just show fucking fat developer, dude, before showing Resident Evil 9. No way, in my life.
00:48:56
Steve-O
Maybe that's the new main character. I don't know. Fucking Ethan's dead, dude.
00:48:58
suarbombs
Nah, dog.
00:48:58
dirtycheeks
Fat developer dude?
00:49:00
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:49:00
dirtycheeks
Fat developer dude.
00:49:02
suarbombs
Yeah, here i'll sell here, I'll send you the screenshot.
00:49:03
dirtycheeks
He's the main character of Resident Evil?
00:49:05
suarbombs
No, like, would they show... Here, Chris, would they show this dude? Would they let this guy shadow drop fucking r e nine
00:49:13
Steve-O
ah Shadow drop.
00:49:14
suarbombs
Like, shadow drop the RE9 announcement. Would they show this guy first, Chris? I don't think so.
00:49:18
dirtycheeks
Oh, Steve, I don't think that guy would really fit in the Resident Evil universe.
00:49:18
DeeBo
but
00:49:22
suarbombs
I mean, I like his fit. I love his glasses. I love his cardigan. love his button-up.
00:49:26
dirtycheeks
I'm sorry, dude. It just doesn't work.
00:49:28
suarbombs
Everything.
00:49:28
dirtycheeks
He's not going to be like a good main character.
00:49:30
suarbombs
His style is good, but
00:49:30
Steve-O
but well does he scream Does he scream fighting game?
00:49:33
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:49:34
Steve-O
He screams fighting game more than survival horror?
00:49:37
suarbombs
is It is Nakayama.
00:49:37
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:49:37
DeeBo
I'll be on it. Yeah.
00:49:39
Steve-O
to be fair, you know what?
00:49:39
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:49:40
Steve-O
He should he should scream comfortable, cozy game.
00:49:44
dirtycheeks
Of course.
00:49:44
suarbombs
good
00:49:44
dirtycheeks
but i Oh.
00:49:45
Steve-O
Capcom is making Resident Comfort the new Stardew clone.
00:49:48
suarbombs
Yeah. And then, first thing they show is fucking...
00:49:50
dirtycheeks
like an old folks home.
00:49:52
suarbombs
is Ken's... Ken's critical art is the first thing they show.
00:49:56
DeeBo
yeah So was this anything new actually?
00:49:57
suarbombs
So yeah, I didn't expect this. I didn't expect this. I did not expect Street Fighter VI to be released on Nintendo Switch, too. I don't know if this is...
00:50:05
Steve-O
were you saying, Devin?
00:50:07
suarbombs
Oh, yeah, what were
00:50:07
DeeBo
Like, was it any new information or was it just like, hey, this is all the stuff that's out?
00:50:11
suarbombs
you saying? Okay, so the new information is they have the Calorie Warriors thing, which is like where you could use the...
00:50:17
dirtycheeks
Calorie warriors.
00:50:19
suarbombs
Well, you could use the Joy-Con to do motion stuff, I guess.
00:50:22
Steve-O
they're doing that from the Street Fighter 2 that you bought for the Switch?
00:50:26
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:50:27
DeeBo
Hmm.
00:50:27
suarbombs
Well, there's that, and then like this, is I guess, was there was Capcom's way of announcing... Street Fighter 6, Years 1 and 2 edition, where it just has all ah the DLC characters from the first two seasons.
00:50:37
dirtycheeks
ah You can lose weight playing Street Fighter is what you're saying.
00:50:41
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:50:41
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:50:42
Steve-O
You can also lose money because they're coming out with Amiibo, baby.
00:50:42
suarbombs
So...
00:50:45
suarbombs
Uh, yeah, more importantly, those fucking Amiibos, I saw them, and I i started sweating.
00:50:46
dirtycheeks
Oh, God. I need move. Gotta get in my body. need to move.
00:50:51
suarbombs
And then I saw the prices later, and I started seizing, because those motherfuckers are $30 each. And I need all, and I need them.
00:51:00
Steve-O
dude your little sh...
00:51:02
suarbombs
And I need them.
00:51:02
Steve-O
Your little shitty plastic figurines that used to be like $10, $12 are now $30.
00:51:07
suarbombs
I need them.
00:51:08
Steve-O
That's crazy.
00:51:08
suarbombs
Well, think the, well, the monster, the monster hunter ones from before were also $30.
00:51:08
dirtycheeks
Gotta get my amiibo.
00:51:13
suarbombs
So maybe that's just a Capcom tax that you got.
00:51:14
Steve-O
Oh, but cap that's the Capcom packs.
00:51:16
suarbombs
Oh, that's the Capcom tariff.
00:51:18
DeeBo
Thank
00:51:18
Steve-O
Oh, they have their own tariff.
00:51:18
suarbombs
Capcom tariff.
00:51:19
suarbombs
Oh, you want, you want to use our game? Then you gotta, you gotta, you gotta pay the taxes if you want to make an amiibo of Luke and Kimberly and fucking Jamie.
00:51:27
Steve-O
i'd buy I'd buy the Luke one. I'd buy the Luke one. I'll do it.
00:51:30
suarbombs
You should, cause you are Luke. So you gotta get it. But I, I, I want them all, even though i hate those characters. i don't hate I don't hate them, but like I hate playing against them.
00:51:40
Steve-O
i'm I'm a little sad that Lily's just getting a card.
00:51:44
suarbombs
Well, I mean, Lily is also the least played character in the world. She's a sub-1% popularity.
00:51:53
dirtycheeks
Get rekt, Steve.
00:51:54
suarbombs
No, it's Get Wrecked Me.
00:51:55
Steve-O
Why would I get wrecked? Yeah, John's the main.
00:51:56
dirtycheeks
Oh.
00:51:56
suarbombs
my That's my main.
00:51:57
Steve-O
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:51:57
dirtycheeks
Oh, I thought you liked it.
00:51:57
suarbombs
That's my main.
00:51:58
dirtycheeks
Why did you bring it up?
00:52:00
Steve-O
Because I know john John's main.
00:52:01
dirtycheeks
Oh.
00:52:01
Steve-O
and
00:52:02
dirtycheeks
Oh.
00:52:02
suarbombs
it would be cool not but It would be cool if they had all if they had all the new characters, at least.
00:52:03
dirtycheeks
Get rekt, John.
00:52:04
Steve-O
ah Chris is ready to e-bag all over me.
00:52:07
suarbombs
Like, a marisa a Marissa one would be sick.
00:52:10
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:52:11
suarbombs
A fucking... An Aki one would be cool. Like, you know. I don't know.
00:52:16
Steve-O
You know, just make one Amiibo.
00:52:16
suarbombs
But Luke and... Luke and Kimberly are the action figures that come with the Collector's Edition, so I understand those two.
00:52:21
Steve-O
What do these even do, though? Like, the fuck do they do?
00:52:24
suarbombs
I don't know.
00:52:25
DeeBo
you
00:52:25
suarbombs
i don't know. I don't even think I'm going to open
00:52:26
Steve-O
Why the fuck would I buy this if I don't know what they do?
Game Announcements and Nostalgia
00:52:29
dirtycheeks
I got the theme song.
00:52:29
suarbombs
Because it's Street Fighter, Steve? That's why. People are fucking weirdos.
00:52:33
dirtycheeks
They got a great theme song. Amiibos?
00:52:36
Steve-O
they do got
00:52:36
suarbombs
What, Street Fighter?
00:52:36
Steve-O
They do got some great
00:52:37
dirtycheeks
Gotta get my Amiibo. Gotta to get my Amiibo. It's just that over and over again.
00:52:44
Steve-O
I like it.
00:52:45
suarbombs
what else did they What else did they announce?
00:52:45
Steve-O
That is a Bob.
00:52:46
Steve-O
Uh, Damon X Machina gets a sequel split fiction, a bunch uh, Hogwarts legacy, Tony Hawk's pro skater with fucking SpongeBob world.
00:52:46
suarbombs
Split Fiction?
00:52:51
dirtycheeks
Demon? Demon?
00:52:58
suarbombs
Hmm?
00:52:59
dirtycheeks
Of course.
00:53:00
Steve-O
Apparently that's one of the new maps in the new Tony Hawk game is you go into the water and there's a Tony Hawk or a SpongeBob place.
00:53:01
suarbombs
Interesting.
00:53:04
DeeBo
Thank
00:53:08
Steve-O
Hitman.
00:53:08
dirtycheeks
Earth are acceptable.
00:53:09
Steve-O
Hitman's getting a Switch version. and Apparently it has Mario and Luigi costumes.
00:53:12
dirtycheeks
Is Tony Hawk in that? Oh.
00:53:14
Steve-O
No. ah They did tease the Project 007 that IOI is producing.
00:53:20
suarbombs
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that the Hitman guys are making.
00:53:23
Steve-O
Yeah. ah Bravely Default.
00:53:25
suarbombs
What if they were like, oh, Idris Elba's going to stars 007 in our game? Like, that would be sick.
00:53:29
Steve-O
That'd be sick. That'd be awesome.
00:53:32
suarbombs
But he's just Solomon Reed, because that's...
00:53:33
dirtycheeks
No, guys, he's got to be the mayor of London.
00:53:34
suarbombs
that's
00:53:36
dirtycheeks
and He's got other things to do
00:53:37
suarbombs
Oh yeah, he's got bigger fish to fry.
00:53:38
Steve-O
e
00:53:42
Steve-O
Yakuza zero is getting a director's cut, and that's going to be a ah day of release for the Nintendo switch game. um They're doing Hyrule warriors ah tears of the kingdom age of imprisonment.
00:53:54
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:53:56
Steve-O
It's the sequel to their breath of the wild.
00:53:58
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:53:59
Steve-O
um prequel game where you're doing the wars from that.
00:54:02
suarbombs
Who asked, Steve? Who asked for this?
00:54:04
Steve-O
I remember playing that and I kind of gave up because I was like, this is too much.
00:54:05
dirtycheeks
I'm
00:54:08
Steve-O
All right. This is where it gets good again. You're 40 minutes in. you
00:54:12
dirtycheeks
starting to fall asleep over here.
00:54:13
Steve-O
i know I'm with you. I'm sorry we're going for so long, but ah they announced, hey, GameCube classics.
00:54:16
dirtycheeks
Whew.
00:54:21
Steve-O
you're going to be able to play GameCube games now.
00:54:21
dirtycheeks
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
00:54:24
Steve-O
And they announced Wind Waker. They announced F-Zero.
00:54:26
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:54:28
Steve-O
ah Soul Calibur 2, John.
00:54:30
suarbombs
Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah.
00:54:32
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm.
00:54:32
Steve-O
That's such a...
00:54:33
suarbombs
Classic.
00:54:33
Steve-O
That's a good pull.
00:54:34
suarbombs
Legendary.
00:54:35
Steve-O
That's a good pull.
00:54:35
suarbombs
that's legend That's legendary.
00:54:36
dirtycheeks
Robo.
00:54:37
suarbombs
That's legendary. That game is legendary.
00:54:39
Steve-O
And then ah they also announced that ah more will be coming. Super Mario Sunshine. Fire Emblem Path of Radiance. Pokemon Gala Darkness. The game where you steal Pokemon, I believe that is.
00:54:51
Steve-O
um Super Mario Strikers, John.
00:54:54
suarbombs
ah That's not a good game. That game is cancer. It's toxic. That game is toxic as hell.
00:54:59
Steve-O
Chibi Chibi Robo to, you know, do that.
00:55:02
dirtycheeks
robo
00:55:03
suarbombs
ah game Pretty good game.
00:55:04
Steve-O
Luigi's Mentione.
00:55:05
dirtycheeks
who
00:55:06
suarbombs
Pretty good game.
00:55:09
Steve-O
Pokemon Coliseum. And then I'm sure they'll do more. i want I want them to release, you know, some of those some of those GameCube bangers. ah I'm trying to think of some that come straight to mind.
00:55:20
Steve-O
ah
00:55:21
dirtycheeks
Eternal darkness.
00:55:21
Steve-O
I'd loved Eternal Darkness, ah Double Dash.
00:55:23
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, there
00:55:26
Steve-O
um
00:55:27
DeeBo
Double dash.
00:55:27
Steve-O
WarioWare, the one for the GameCube.
00:55:30
DeeBo
I think you're forgetting the ultimate one, Smash Bros. Melee. That'll be the most toxic game of all time.
00:55:34
Steve-O
oh Oh. oh
00:55:39
Steve-O
That would be.
00:55:41
dirtycheeks
creates a lot of pedophiles.
00:55:45
dirtycheeks
I mean, it does.
00:55:45
Steve-O
That's the tagline.
00:55:45
DeeBo
well
00:55:46
Steve-O
That's the tagline.
00:55:48
dirtycheeks
Go to those things.
00:55:49
Steve-O
And they're also they're going to be selling a switch version of the Nintendo GameCube controller that you can connect with Bluetooth. So that's kind of it is scalpers heaven.
00:55:57
suarbombs
Scalpers heaven. Scalpers heaven. oh you eBayers want make some some extra money during during ah during an economic crisis?
00:56:04
dirtycheeks
That's what I do, baby. how I make my money. That's how I make my money.
00:56:09
suarbombs
Here you go. Here you buddy.
00:56:10
dirtycheeks
I'll make my bones.
00:56:12
Steve-O
Delta Rune Borderlands for WWE 2K Civ.
00:56:15
suarbombs
Civ.
00:56:18
suarbombs
Civ.
00:56:19
Steve-O
ah The game, the the stream...
00:56:20
suarbombs
ah Survival. yeah Yeah, what do you think about this survival game? The survival kids game, Steve.
00:56:25
Steve-O
ah This is where the stream broke. So I didn't get to watch really any of this.
00:56:28
suarbombs
I kinda wanna
00:56:30
DeeBo
Yeah, it broke and then I was like, like this is when I quit.
00:56:33
suarbombs
play this, dude.
00:56:33
DeeBo
like I basically quit the stream.
00:56:34
suarbombs
I kinda wanna play this game.
00:56:37
DeeBo
I said, I'll figure this out later because wait...
00:56:40
Steve-O
um you know I'm going to skip the the ones that I'm going to be like, because it's like Star Seeker. or like Come on, Cyberpunk 2077 Ultimate Edition. That's cool. That's a cool grab. Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade.
00:56:53
dirtycheeks
There you go
00:56:53
suarbombs
They said it's 70 bucks.
00:56:53
DeeBo
but
00:56:56
suarbombs
The Cyberpunk Ultimate Edition Which is actually cheaper on here than it is on Steam. FYI.
00:57:02
dirtycheeks
Hmm.
00:57:04
DeeBo
so wait
00:57:05
suarbombs
But it's also less less storage. It's only 68 gigabytes or something. As opposed to like 100.
00:57:09
Steve-O
They must have compressed the shit out of it.
00:57:09
dirtycheeks
Hmm.
00:57:10
DeeBo
Yeah, that probably looks, you know,
00:57:10
suarbombs
hundred
00:57:12
suarbombs
Probably looks like... Yeah, it's probably just a pre-patch 1.0.
00:57:15
DeeBo
looks like a Switch game. Yeah.
00:57:18
suarbombs
Cyberpunk 1.0. No, I'm just kidding.
00:57:19
Steve-O
um ah they They did say Hollow Knight Silksong 2025. There bunch of indies.
00:57:25
suarbombs
Yeah, they like kind of silently like fit that in there. ah I don't know if I trust it yet, Devin.
00:57:31
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:57:31
suarbombs
I think Hollow Knight is in the same boat as GTA 6 right now, where it's kind of like it might not come out.
00:57:37
DeeBo
I But you know, it said 2025, which is more than people...
00:57:37
Steve-O
there is a bunching
00:57:41
suarbombs
Yeah, so does so did GTA 6.
00:57:43
DeeBo
sh
00:57:43
suarbombs
Would you bet money on that, Devin?
00:57:45
dirtycheeks
Sheety A6.
00:57:46
DeeBo
I mean, I'm not going counterpick it My counterpicks are all used up, baby.
00:57:46
Steve-O
Just their sex.
00:57:49
dirtycheeks
Shit G A6.
00:57:50
suarbombs
You wouldn't counterpick GTA 6 to be at risk.
00:57:51
Steve-O
So...
00:57:53
DeeBo
No, not Psycho.
00:57:53
Steve-O
They put out a bunch of more indie games that they, you know, announced for the Switch 1 as well during this.
00:57:54
DeeBo
No.
00:57:59
suarbombs
Yeah.
00:57:59
Steve-O
And it's like, Fortnite, stuff like that. And then...
00:58:01
suarbombs
And I'm literally, literally yawning and I'm screaming on the Discord.
00:58:01
dirtycheeks
the
00:58:01
Steve-O
50 minutes We got...
00:58:05
suarbombs
Nobody's talking to me because I'm just going go crazy.
00:58:08
Steve-O
in
00:58:08
suarbombs
They're like, hey, we got something for you. Come here. Hey, Chris.
00:58:12
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:58:12
Steve-O
we got
00:58:12
suarbombs
Hey, Chris Galani. Hey, is that you, Chris Galani?
00:58:14
dirtycheeks
Yeah, yeah.
00:58:15
suarbombs
Hey, why don't you come over here and take a look at this?
00:58:15
dirtycheeks
were Who are you? who are you? Wait.
00:58:18
suarbombs
Don't worry about it.
00:58:18
Steve-O
um I'm a man in a child suit.
00:58:20
suarbombs
Don't worry about it.
00:58:20
Steve-O
um i'm out
00:58:21
dirtycheeks
That's a really big suit.
00:58:21
suarbombs
Don't worry about it.
00:58:22
Steve-O
I'm an adult man in my father's suit.
00:58:23
dirtycheeks
You've got to get a smaller one. It doesn't fit.
00:58:25
suarbombs
Don't worry about it, man. don't worry Just come over and watch this with me, baby.
00:58:29
dirtycheeks
Alright, fine.
00:58:29
suarbombs
let me Let me show you something.
00:58:29
dirtycheeks
What do you What is this?
00:58:30
suarbombs
let me show you something
00:58:31
dirtycheeks
What am I looking at?
00:58:31
suarbombs
There's a man in a chair with a blood tattoo on his hand and somebody's talking shit.
00:58:35
dirtycheeks
What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait. How did you get him? wait wait, what?
00:58:39
suarbombs
i don't know.
00:58:40
dirtycheeks
How did you get him?
00:58:41
suarbombs
watch
00:58:42
Steve-O
You know what's funny? No one gives a shit about a trailer like this until it says From Software.
00:58:47
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that's rough one.
00:58:49
suarbombs
No, that's not true. wasn't doing it.
00:58:50
Steve-O
No, like, because it's just, like, it's just some, like, frumpy-ass motherfucker sitting in a chair.
00:58:52
suarbombs
No, yeah you're right. Because it's like, what is this? yeah Yeah, like, what the fuck? Like, if this is a fucking Ubisoft game, it's automatically trash. Like, it's actually garbage.
00:59:01
Steve-O
yeah what shitty Assassin's Creed game is this?
00:59:02
suarbombs
This game is up.
00:59:04
Steve-O
Oh, I'm from somewhere! Oh, fuck!
00:59:06
suarbombs
They say From Software and the fucking stock market is is saved. like
00:59:10
Steve-O
Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:59:12
suarbombs
Black Monday doesn't happen anywhere.
00:59:12
dirtycheeks
turn it around
00:59:14
suarbombs
Yeah, the fucking act the economy is saved because this shit says From Software. It could be a fucking soccer game, Chris. It could be Pele versus Ronaldinho playing 1v1 soccer for 20 minutes, and then it says FromSoft, and it's over.
00:59:22
dirtycheeks
yeah yeah yeah yeah but but but but there was also that guy with the jetpack
00:59:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:59:30
suarbombs
It's already a fucking god-deer game.
00:59:35
dirtycheeks
You know, like, i i seen what he did.
00:59:35
Steve-O
Rocketeer, man. Let Rocketeer exist.
00:59:39
dirtycheeks
i seen what you can do.
00:59:40
suarbombs
Yeah, I'm trying to rewind when when this dropped, because I was going insane. Nobody was talking to me. I was screaming. Nobody was with me. Devin wasn't there. ah tagged Tim, I think, 50 times.
00:59:49
DeeBo
yeah
00:59:54
suarbombs
I was literally going insane.
00:59:55
dirtycheeks
Duskblood, huh?
00:59:57
Steve-O
Duskbloods. Available only on Switch 2 2026.
01:00:01
suarbombs
Yeah, see, yeah, I think, you know, low-key, like, I think this is, like, the biggest fucking announcement, I think, of the year, because was was that on your bingo card at all?
01:00:12
Steve-O
That was on no one's bingo card.
01:00:13
suarbombs
FromSoft? FromSoft making a, not even FromSoft, because FromSoft is making Elden Ring Night Reign, but
From Software's New Game and Features
01:00:21
suarbombs
Miyazaki's not even doing it.
01:00:21
Steve-O
I know.
01:00:23
suarbombs
Miyazaki's directing this game. like This is his next
01:00:24
Steve-O
he He did.
01:00:25
suarbombs
ipa
01:00:26
Steve-O
he did ah He did a developer ask about it like the next day um and kind of like clarified about it being like a PvP the game and talked about some of the stuff and.
01:00:37
Steve-O
um
01:00:37
dirtycheeks
He talked about a escape from Tarkov.
01:00:39
Steve-O
Yeah, which was like kind of like, OK, I guess like, you know, that's where you're leaning in. um
01:00:45
dirtycheeks
That's what he is trying to make. I think some sort of like survivalist like survival map based game where you're fighting against other people and they're all trying to do the same thing.
01:00:55
DeeBo
Thank you.
01:00:56
Steve-O
I was watching Vati vids about it, and he was kind of like, he was dealing it out, and i there was points where I was like, okay, that sounds kind of interesting, where it's it's kind of have like built-in roleplay elements where it'll be like, all right, this character loads in, and then you load in, and it'll be like, this is your, like...
01:00:56
dirtycheeks
Like same.
01:01:00
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I saw that too.
01:01:15
Steve-O
long long hated rival or something so it's like somebody you are actively seeking to stop and then there's like you know like your companion and it's like okay so it's like here's somebody i want to like protect i'm like that sounds kind of neat like i can i can see that um yeah and like that's the thing
01:01:28
dirtycheeks
Yeah. Cool. Like board game-esque.
01:01:33
suarbombs
I tagged, dude, I tagged at everyone on it. This is how I was literally having a seizure during this.
01:01:36
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
01:01:38
Steve-O
you were you were going nuts
01:01:40
suarbombs
If this is... Yeah, because I... The first thing I say always is, oh is this Resident Evil? Because you just like you expect that now after the Resident Evil 2 remake drop.
01:01:48
Steve-O
It looks like Leon basically sitting in that chair in his little like his little like romantic costume from the RE4 remake.
01:01:51
suarbombs
Yeah, i mean, you know, dude, it could be fucking...
01:01:56
suarbombs
Any mystery game, I'm just going to oh, is this Resident Evil? Like, I'm just going to keep saying that until it comes to true. But, like, um...
01:02:02
Steve-O
I mean...
01:02:04
suarbombs
But look at this, Chris. I don't know if you were here live.
01:02:07
dirtycheeks
I wasn't. It's
01:02:08
suarbombs
But i was like, uh-oh, last game. And I said, Bloodborne! Just kidding, but was i Like, i guess i guess i I wasn't kidding. It kind of is Bloodborne, you know?
01:02:17
Steve-O
This is more Bloodborne than anything we've seen from Sony since Demon's Souls.
01:02:21
suarbombs
Well, that's what Tim and like a bunch of other people were saying. They're like, oh, its it seems like Miyazaki just said, you know what, fuck it, I'm just gonna do it. Like, Sony doesn't want want me to do Bloodborne 2, I'll just make Bloodborne 2 called something else.
01:02:34
dirtycheeks
kind of what it felt like a little bit.
01:02:36
suarbombs
I mean, you see you saw those set pieces in the fucking, like, the environments. They're very, very gothic. Very gothic, uh, Bloodborne-esque.
01:02:43
dirtycheeks
But there's also like very modern looking trains. Like...
01:02:47
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:02:48
suarbombs
Oh, yeah, like, the steam the steam trains.
01:02:48
DeeBo
It's also that same guy with the jump jackass.
01:02:51
suarbombs
And then, like, the...
01:02:51
dirtycheeks
There's not a... There's like an electric train.
01:02:52
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:02:53
dirtycheeks
Like...
01:02:53
suarbombs
And there's like a va there's, like, a vampire blood mechanic.
01:02:56
suarbombs
It looked like that's the souls or the runes in this game is, like, fucking vampiring them. Which is kind of crazy, too.
01:03:02
dirtycheeks
this is a real kick in the pants if I'm honest.
01:03:04
suarbombs
Oh, man.
01:03:04
Steve-O
There's a dinosaur, man.
01:03:06
suarbombs
it's got your Let's get your blood going, Chris. You sweating a little bit watching this shit?
01:03:10
dirtycheeks
I... It just, I, uh,
01:03:14
Steve-O
it It kind of sweetens that pie, though, a little bit, Chris, right?
01:03:17
dirtycheeks
I can't, like with now, you know, we're not talking about the next phases like you called it, Steve, but now I have that knowledge in my head and now I'm like, is this thing going to cost us like a thousand dollars?
01:03:30
Steve-O
No, that's the thing, because that's the nightmare world now.
01:03:30
suarbombs
Yeah, well, I mean, we got time.
01:03:30
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:03:34
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:03:35
suarbombs
Chris, you got time. It doesn't come out until next year.
01:03:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:03:37
suarbombs
oh
01:03:38
dirtycheeks
It's hard not to about without that context.
01:03:38
suarbombs
Anything can happen.
01:03:41
dirtycheeks
think about this without that context
01:03:43
Steve-O
Here's the thing.
01:03:43
suarbombs
Right.
01:03:44
Steve-O
you know Many years, like a couple of years, I i guess a year from now, um when this comes out, maybe they'll do what they did with the original 3DS where the 3DS came out so expensive.
01:03:50
DeeBo
you
01:03:57
Steve-O
And then like six, several months later, they they ah lowered the price and anybody who bought it before was in their quote unquote ambassadors program and got special games.
01:04:08
dirtycheeks
Whoa, really?
01:04:08
Steve-O
Yeah, like you could play a bunch of like Super Nintendo games that nobody else could play on your Game Boy or ah on your on your three ds
01:04:16
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I don't know if that's going to change months.
01:04:18
Steve-O
I don't I don't know either.
01:04:19
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm.
01:04:19
Steve-O
But the thing is, it's like I could see them releasing a real fancy switch to addition for this game. Because like they know that this is this is a different type of gamer that would be interested in getting a switch to.
01:04:29
suarbombs
this game This game looks crazy, dude. This game looks insane, dude.
01:04:35
Steve-O
That they haven't ever like pursued before.
01:04:36
suarbombs
Is that Big Ben? was big Was that Big Ben Big Clock Tower?
01:04:39
dirtycheeks
i It looks like it.
01:04:39
Steve-O
Big Ben Parliament.
01:04:42
dirtycheeks
Maybe big...
01:04:42
suarbombs
I mean, I was like Steve was saying Steve was saying Steve and Tim were saying that it was has it kind has Castlevania-wise and it kind of does a little bit.
01:04:43
dirtycheeks
It could be Big Charles.
01:04:45
DeeBo
Thank you.
01:04:52
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:04:52
Steve-O
It definitely does. um
01:04:53
dirtycheeks
I think i think the characters really do change the vibe a bit, too, because they all kind of have... They're weird in their own specific way, which I like.
01:05:03
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:05:03
suarbombs
like look
01:05:03
dirtycheeks
That's kind of cool.
01:05:04
suarbombs
Look at these environments, though.
01:05:05
dirtycheeks
Like, that guy that guy riding a headless horse...
01:05:05
suarbombs
like
01:05:08
suarbombs
Dude, yeah.
01:05:08
dirtycheeks
It's pretty fucking cool.
01:05:08
Steve-O
cool.
01:05:10
suarbombs
Bro, like, come on. This looks so good.
01:05:14
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I know.
01:05:15
Steve-O
This big werewolf monster with the axe holding the man.
01:05:19
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:05:19
Steve-O
I'm like, that scene looks awesome.
01:05:21
dirtycheeks
I also like when that guy turned into a T-Rex.
01:05:24
Steve-O
Yes.
01:05:24
dirtycheeks
That was something.
01:05:25
Steve-O
The little legs.
01:05:25
DeeBo
You know what? I'll be honest. That was the clip I i saw.
01:05:29
suarbombs
You're like, I must have.
01:05:30
DeeBo
The very first clip. No, no. I saw that and I was like, this graphically still doesn't look that strong. And I was like, okay. and i was kind of well And I get it. It's not really the point.
01:05:43
DeeBo
But I was just like, okay. All right. This is still kind of an ugly game, you know?
01:05:47
dirtycheeks
Never been the point for me.
01:05:50
suarbombs
Chris, is everything just Anor Londo?
01:05:50
dirtycheeks
Never been the point.
01:05:52
suarbombs
Does everything just come from Anor Londo? Like, everything just looks like it?
01:05:55
dirtycheeks
It does tend to look like Bloodborne.
01:06:00
suarbombs
Like, is that the basis? Is that the basis for a lot of these?
01:06:04
dirtycheeks
It tends to look like Bloodborne because they can't make Bloodborne. head Yeah, a they know.
01:06:10
Steve-O
didn't and Yeah, did Nintendo just say, make us Bloodborne?
01:06:14
dirtycheeks
They know what's going to make money. They know what's going to move Switches.
01:06:15
DeeBo
Thank you.
01:06:15
Steve-O
don't know. Give us a dinosaur. Give us fucking Rocketeer. I don't know, man.
01:06:19
suarbombs
Dude, yeah, that chubby robot-looking thing, that's gonna be... Amir's gonna play as that guy. Whoever that guy is.
01:06:26
dirtycheeks
I want to play as that weird monk that's like standing standing on one foot in that cave.
01:06:26
Steve-O
I like him.
01:06:28
suarbombs
With the jetpack.
01:06:31
suarbombs
Dude, there's fucking jetpacks in this game.
01:06:33
Steve-O
Oh, the one that's like got the mask over his eyes.
01:06:34
suarbombs
Fuck out here.
01:06:36
dirtycheeks
Yes. I also really enjoy that everybody, every character seems to have some way to like move across the map.
01:06:44
Steve-O
Yeah, that was something that definitely ah was pointed out where like everybody has their own unique map traversal.
01:06:47
dirtycheeks
I like that.
01:06:52
Steve-O
And I'm like, okay, I can see that being like, you know, get to this point. Like, ah so I'm interested to learn more about this game.
01:06:56
dirtycheeks
Yep. Yep. Like a rush.
01:07:01
Steve-O
um You know, I think for the souls.
01:07:05
suarbombs
They're saying it's a multiplayer focused game, right? it's a PvPVE.
01:07:08
Steve-O
Yeah, PvPV. I'm excited to see what comes from this.
01:07:14
dirtycheeks
Honestly, I think night rain is going to be the, uh, kind of like the tent, the, the, where I, yeah, it's going to be how I feel about this dusk bloods as I move forward.
01:07:19
suarbombs
The testing ground um for this
01:07:24
suarbombs
ah this is I think this might be different though because it's not I don't think this is a roguelite like um like Night Reign is
01:07:25
dirtycheeks
Cause I'm,
01:07:29
dirtycheeks
No, I understand. But i this is their next... they're they The way I look at it, and that Vati Vidya guy brought it up, and it's a good point. They're trying to refine their online system.
01:07:42
dirtycheeks
That's like what I feel like both these games are, like Night Rain and Duskbloods. They're trying to work out the kinks for their online system.
01:07:51
suarbombs
hmm to make it to make it To make it better, to make it seamless.
01:07:55
dirtycheeks
Yeah. And like, there are certain aspects I think they're playing around with.
01:07:58
suarbombs
Yeah, I guess... Yeah, they're probably know they probably noticed like how popular playing Elden Ring was. Like, multiplayer online.
01:08:09
dirtycheeks
Right.
01:08:09
suarbombs
like
01:08:10
Steve-O
If they make it easy...
01:08:11
suarbombs
And the game wasn' the game wasn't really... it didn it seemed It seemed like it wasn't really designed to be played that way, even though everybody played that way anyway.
01:08:17
dirtycheeks
Exactly.
01:08:18
Steve-O
yeah simplify the online just make it easy to jump in with a bunch of people you don't have to ring a bell you don't have to have any like previous game knowledge
01:08:18
dirtycheeks
Exactly.
01:08:19
suarbombs
So...
01:08:19
dirtycheeks
they want to They want to make their game seamless. They want that seamless mod. You know, like they want
01:08:24
suarbombs
yeah
01:08:32
suarbombs
yeah but Yeah, but Steve, that's where it gets kind of tricky because they would have to balance it in a way. Because doing something like that would probably make boss fights and some some hard, challenging areas exploitable.
01:08:42
Steve-O
hmm
01:08:48
suarbombs
So that's probably the main thing that they're going to focus on is keeping the ah challenge up.
01:08:53
dirtycheeks
Yes, but I.
01:08:53
Steve-O
yeah
01:08:53
suarbombs
Keeping it hard. Because, like, if they just let people drop in and out of get out of games and stuff, like, it might it might just fucking kill the challenge.
01:09:00
dirtycheeks
John, I think that's what they're trying to like experiment with in these games.
01:09:04
suarbombs
Yeah, they're trying they're trying to refine that part of it.
01:09:06
Steve-O
they're I think they're expecting the multiplayer now where it's like you already did this in Elden Ring like you're this is how you're playing these games let's just give it to you now
01:09:07
dirtycheeks
Yes.
01:09:07
suarbombs
Yeah. yeah
01:09:17
suarbombs
Yeah. let's make Yeah, let's make let's make a game that's that's focused that way so that you can, you know,
01:09:17
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:09:22
Steve-O
We could scale up the enemies to be that.
01:09:24
dirtycheeks
And their next game, their next single player focus game is going to encompass all of this in some way, shape or form. Like that's how it all works.
01:09:33
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:09:33
dirtycheeks
That's why I like this company so much because they just build off of what they have and they experiment and they build like that's as cool to watch and to play.
01:09:44
suarbombs
Dude, this guy's got a fucking Uzi.
01:09:44
Steve-O
That's smart. Smart game deving.
01:09:45
suarbombs
There's an Uzi in this game?
01:09:46
Steve-O
Yeah, he's got a sword and Uzi. He's like firing down while like jumping.
01:09:49
suarbombs
Like, what the...
01:09:51
Steve-O
It's cool. um So after that, they went, oh, you thought that was cool? Well, check this out. And they show Kirby kind of fallen from a sky. And I was like, oh, for a second, I went, oh, Smash Brothers. oh Smash Brothers.
01:10:11
Steve-O
No, no. They announced Kirby Air Riders, which is a sequel to the GameCube game Kirby Air Ride. ah which is being made by Sakurai, who developed Smash Brothers.
01:10:24
Steve-O
um
01:10:25
dirtycheeks
Love Simpson Kirby.
01:10:26
Steve-O
So, I mean, this is like like the only CG trailer we kind of, like pure CG trailer we got from this.
01:10:27
dirtycheeks
Gotta love curbs.
01:10:34
DeeBo
I will also say that ah
01:10:38
DeeBo
the cool part to me is that when Sakurai had ah that YouTube channel,
01:10:45
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:10:45
DeeBo
he was explaining game like one of the last videos he did he was like oh by the way I filmed all these like five years ago I've been working on a game you'll hear about it soon which is this Kirby game and you know I'll be honest I just kind of I was like oh Sakurai Sakurai's doing this ah I'm picking this this is that's why I picked it up on my my fan is critic yeah by the way I've been a I'm a ghost
01:10:56
suarbombs
It's just Kirby Air Riders. Yeah.
01:11:09
Steve-O
By the way, I've been dead for years.
01:11:14
Steve-O
Like, oh my God.
01:11:15
DeeBo
sorry So i I said, okay. I never played the other Kirby Air Rider. ah Air Raids, Air Rides.
01:11:23
Steve-O
Yep.
01:11:24
DeeBo
ah Seems like it's kind of a cult game, like a cult hit. But dude that's all I need to know. I said, okay, sick. And I hope it comes out this year.
01:11:35
DeeBo
That's it.
01:11:35
Steve-O
It says 2025 at the end, so we'll see.
01:11:37
DeeBo
So sad. So sad, you know? Yeah.
01:11:40
Steve-O
ah So following this announcement was their big end game announcement. And all the speculation was true.
01:11:51
Steve-O
It looks like, ah I mean, just from the appearance, I'm guessing this is the Odyssey team. ah But it looks like they're working on a brand new 3D Donkey Kong game.
01:12:03
Steve-O
Donkey Kong's got a new look now. He works in the mines like Minecraft.
01:12:08
DeeBo
He has overalls now.
01:12:10
Steve-O
He's got pants. He can do the nacho nacho nacho dance.
01:12:14
dirtycheeks
Whoa.
01:12:15
DeeBo
Hey, where's Diddy, though? didn't see...
01:12:17
Steve-O
Dude, he's fucking dead, man.
01:12:17
suarbombs
he's He's in jail.
01:12:18
Steve-O
He's not even born yet.
01:12:19
dirtycheeks
Yale!
01:12:20
DeeBo
i didn't see...
01:12:21
suarbombs
He's in jail.
01:12:21
DeeBo
I didn't see P.
01:12:22
dirtycheeks
That great.
01:12:22
DeeBo
Diddy, right? That's what we used to call
01:12:23
Steve-O
Yeah, he's in jail for capping a CEO.
01:12:27
DeeBo
and Yeah.
01:12:28
dirtycheeks
No, they did that to him.
01:12:30
DeeBo
Oh, man. Him, too? man Nintendo sidekicks.
01:12:31
Steve-O
He shot him with the peanut gun.
01:12:37
DeeBo
Pretty hardcore group.
01:12:39
Steve-O
But this looks awesome, right? Like this, I'm not crazy.
01:12:42
DeeBo
Yeah, no. Also, I called it, by the way. said it was happening. You all laughed. All of you. and then here we are.
01:12:52
Steve-O
i didn't laugh.
01:12:53
DeeBo
You all laughed and mocked.
01:12:54
Steve-O
I didn't laugh at you.
01:12:54
suarbombs
Yeah.
01:12:55
Steve-O
I said, I think you're right. Mario Kart Donkey Kong looks a little different.
01:12:58
suarbombs
Listen, i i did what I did what we like to call hedging our emotional bets and saying if it doesn't come out, I get to say fuck you to you.
01:12:59
DeeBo
Mario?
01:13:04
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
01:13:08
suarbombs
And if it does come out, i get a new Donkey Kong game. So it's fine.
01:13:12
Steve-O
that' win-win.
01:13:13
suarbombs
It's win-win for me.
01:13:14
DeeBo
Sure, sure, yeah.
01:13:15
suarbombs
and I'm cool with it.
01:13:15
Steve-O
Devin, technically that's lose-lose for you.
01:13:17
DeeBo
How is it? How? Yeah.
01:13:19
suarbombs
yeah
01:13:19
DeeBo
but Sell me on it being lose-lose.
01:13:21
Steve-O
Well, are you going to a Nintendo Switch too?
01:13:24
DeeBo
Not anytime soon, though.
01:13:26
Steve-O
See? So lose, because good-looking Donkey Kong game.
01:13:27
DeeBo
But it's not like I don't want one right now.
01:13:29
suarbombs
would you would you Is this a game that you would get though, Devin?
01:13:30
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:13:34
suarbombs
Or no?
01:13:34
Steve-O
If they announce this for PlayStation 5,
01:13:37
dirtycheeks
It comes out on PS5.
01:13:38
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:13:38
dirtycheeks
Great.
01:13:39
DeeBo
Yeah, you know, if I had the console, um it's not a day one. Like, it's basically, I would expect to get it, but I'd wait for it to, you know, wait for reviews.
01:13:54
DeeBo
But i'd I'd be like, it's probably going to be really good. Because it looks really good.
01:13:58
Steve-O
You're going Astro Bot it like you like you did with Astro Bot.
01:13:59
dirtycheeks
great
01:14:01
DeeBo
Yeah, you know, I'm wait on that.
01:14:01
Steve-O
You found out that was secret game of the year.
01:14:04
DeeBo
I was like, wow, this game looks pretty cool. I hope it's really good. And everybody said, oh, it's really good. All right, sick. Never mind. I'll buy it. ah Yeah, so Donkey Kong looks pretty dope, of course.
01:14:17
Steve-O
Yeah. And it's ah expected for July, I believe they say.
01:14:24
DeeBo
July? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:26
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:26
DeeBo
July 7th, I think.
01:14:28
Steve-O
So it's going to be June Mario Kart and July Donkey Kong, which is kind of what they did for the Switch 1, where they gave you Breath of the Wild at release, and then Mario Kart came out a month later.
01:14:28
DeeBo
Happy birthday to
01:14:42
Steve-O
And then later on that year is when they gave us Mario Odyssey, which I imagine is their Kirby Air Ride spot, possibly. Yeah.
01:14:52
suarbombs
You say Mario Kart for a Switch like it was a new
Switch 2 Game Pricing and Market Dynamics
01:14:54
suarbombs
game.
01:14:54
Steve-O
No, I know, but still, like, it was ah still an absolute slam dunk of a game.
01:14:55
suarbombs
must But it wasn't. But it wasn't. No, no, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was.
01:15:00
DeeBo
and ah July 17th. Happy birthday, Chris Kalani.
01:15:03
Steve-O
Happy birthday, Chris Galani.
01:15:05
dirtycheeks
Yeah,
01:15:05
DeeBo
Happy birthday, Chris Kalani.
01:15:07
suarbombs
Man, that's gonna be a hell of a month, baby. Gonna watch Superman.
01:15:09
dirtycheeks
I know.
01:15:12
Steve-O
Superman on your Switch 2. You're going to be doing it, playing playing on your game chat.
01:15:19
dirtycheeks
Dude, I will be all plugged in, ready to go. superman will be playing. I'll be on my Switch, too. Probably won't watch it.
01:15:27
Steve-O
Chris, you're going to be on your Switch, too.
01:15:27
dirtycheeks
Sorry.
01:15:28
Steve-O
It's going be Siri, going to have to turn off your electronic device. Dude, the Minecraft
01:15:32
dirtycheeks
Get fucked, nerd! And then, you know, I do what all the kids are doing now and trash the theater like they did during a Minecraft viewing recently and the police had to shut it down.
01:15:41
Steve-O
gamers, they're crazy.
01:15:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:15:47
dirtycheeks
I was just reading about that. Sorry. It was made me laugh.
01:15:49
Steve-O
the minecraft
01:15:50
dirtycheeks
Made me laugh.
01:15:50
Steve-O
the minecraft gamers but crazy
01:15:52
dirtycheeks
Yeah, they're a fun bunch. It's good movie.
01:15:56
suarbombs
you
01:15:56
Steve-O
No, they're not. No, they're not.
01:15:57
dirtycheeks
It's great movie. It's great.
01:15:57
Steve-O
No, they're not. and You have never even saw the movie.
01:16:00
dirtycheeks
It's great. I am Steve. It's great.
01:16:04
Steve-O
So there's two bundles for the Switch 2. At the end, they say there's just the version with the Switch, or you can get the version that comes with Mario Kart World.
01:16:06
dirtycheeks
Bundle.
01:16:12
DeeBo
yeah
01:16:12
Steve-O
And everyone went, oh, you know what? Okay, Switch 2, that's fun. You got a couple games I'm excited about. This is great. I can't wait to learn when I can pre-order it, and what are all the prices, and this is...
01:16:21
dirtycheeks
Hmm.
01:16:24
dirtycheeks
Hmm.
01:16:24
DeeBo
Yeah, it wasn't enough that was the thing too, right? Is there was no price and everybody's like, okay.
01:16:27
Steve-O
No prices.
01:16:30
DeeBo
I guess
01:16:31
Steve-O
Nope. No details. More details on the website, they said. And everyone was like, let's wait for this to roll out And the first thing was we got the Japanese price.
01:16:34
dirtycheeks
Hmm. who
01:16:40
dirtycheeks
um
01:16:40
Steve-O
Japanese price. Me and John were like, oh, wow, this only costs $300?
01:16:43
suarbombs
Oh, yeah, it's not bad.
01:16:43
Steve-O
$350 for the... Nintendo, done
01:16:44
suarbombs
$339, not bad.
01:16:45
Steve-O
then, oh, no. price, $400. $400. the
01:16:46
suarbombs
not bad
01:16:46
Steve-O
all nintendo you've done it again and then ah oh no an america price four four hundred $450. $450 for just the normal one. $500 for the bundle. Oh, um that's a lot. That's a lot.
01:17:05
Steve-O
um But, you know, I can... Okay, you know, I bought an Xbox One for $500. I could i could s swing a Nintendo console. At least I'll get Mario World. I'm not going to get Rome, Rise of Rome, or whatever the fuck that game was called for the Xbox One.
01:17:19
Steve-O
Oh, how much are the games? Oh... Oh, $70 for Donkey Kong? Well, you know what? I paid a $70.
01:17:28
dirtycheeks
Yeah,
01:17:28
Steve-O
That's pretty expensive.
01:17:31
Steve-O
$80 for Mario Kart World?
01:17:31
suarbombs
eighty dollars
01:17:34
Steve-O
Are you fucking crazy? We're living in this life now?
01:17:41
DeeBo
Yeah, this is where I kind of, I crashed out a little bit. I was like, this is...
01:17:44
dirtycheeks
yeah I'm not too happy about this one either.
01:17:47
Steve-O
is a This is where the ah the goggles kind of broke a little bit.
01:17:49
DeeBo
It's just... Well, yeah actually, and you know, it wasn't even that, right? Because I i saw the price of the console and I was like, oof.
01:18:01
DeeBo
But like, it wasn't the worst pricing I've seen. Kind of saw it. Like, okay. Well within the range of, I think, what a lot of people were expecting.
01:18:11
Steve-O
Right.
01:18:12
DeeBo
And I saw $80 games and I was like, that's fucked. And then like I would see other things like, oh, if you wanted to get like the Switch 2 version of a 2017 game like Breath of the Wild, it's going to cost you $70.
01:18:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:18:28
DeeBo
And if you wanted to get the Switch 2 game of a two-year-old game or three-year-old game, ah Tears the Kingdom, it's going to cost you $80. And I was like, well, that's really that's really a garbage and shitty.
01:18:40
DeeBo
And the internet was pretty much like, yeah, that sucks. And then I go on the Discord and and I see people, i see hand waves. I see people defending it. And I'm like, am I fucking crazy? And then I just, and then I'm just seeing people go like, oh, it's only $70. And like $80 makes sense actually because like inflation.
01:19:01
DeeBo
It's like fucking no, dude. That's not how this fucking works.
01:19:05
Steve-O
Well, inflation does exist. Like, I'm not going to say that it is not a thing that doesn't affect the gaming market.
01:19:09
DeeBo
But, you know, like, I'll be honest.
01:19:11
Steve-O
It has to.
01:19:12
DeeBo
Inflation is the laziest argument against prices across the board. It is lazy. It's not, it doesn't tell the whole story.
01:19:24
DeeBo
Because the problem is, is like, I don't care what inflation is. You've priced it over the market value of what people can afford.
01:19:30
suarbombs
But all yeah, also, like if you think about it, like what if Xbox announced that that Fable was going to be $80? eighty dollars like It would be completely...
01:19:37
DeeBo
Guess what? They're going to now. You know what I mean?
01:19:40
suarbombs
Yeah, no no I know, but like what if they were the first two?
01:19:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:19:42
suarbombs
like It would be a completely different vibe, I think.
01:19:43
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. and and it's like And it's like, you know, yeah.
01:19:47
suarbombs
Which I get, because I'm a Nintendo fucking Glazer as well, but...
01:19:49
DeeBo
And listen, I'm not going to go in and be like, well, Tib said this, and this guy said that. like And it's not really about that, but it's... I'm not under any expectation that like 70 was...
01:20:00
DeeBo
It was never going to go up. Game prices were never going to go But...
01:20:04
suarbombs
It was supposed to be GTA 6 that was going to it, not Nintendo.
01:20:04
DeeBo
But...
01:20:08
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:08
suarbombs
not nintendo
01:20:08
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:20:09
DeeBo
like Like, I hate to say, but like, dude, the first one through the door, the first one to like break the barrier is the one that gets the shit rightfully. Like rightfully you you deserve the shit.
01:20:20
DeeBo
Also, you know, again, like back in the day, game prices, like car tricks days, right?
01:20:21
Steve-O
yeah
01:20:29
DeeBo
Like ah early 90s, even kind of mid late
01:20:30
Steve-O
well
01:20:36
DeeBo
late eighty s
01:20:36
Steve-O
Dude, even late, late Nintendo 64 games.
01:20:37
DeeBo
Game prices were all over the place, right? Game prices over the place.
01:20:40
Steve-O
nintendos sixty four games i bought WrestleMania for
01:20:46
DeeBo
Mm-hmm. and it's Super Nintendo games, some were 80, some were 30, some were 110, and all over the place, right?
01:20:50
Steve-O
h
01:20:56
Steve-O
yeah
01:20:57
DeeBo
I'm not saying that's good. It's not good. But Nintendo, shockingly, priced their games the highest, and other games, you know, they said it's up to you, right? Also, gaming was...
01:21:09
DeeBo
somewhat of a niche hobby back in the early nineties. And then what happened, right?
01:21:13
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:21:15
DeeBo
PlayStation comes out. They normalize the pricing on their end. They say, Hey, every game's going to be $50. Why? It's so cheap. It's so much cheaper.
01:21:23
Steve-O
We could just print these things on disks.
01:21:23
DeeBo
This is why CDs are better.
01:21:24
Steve-O
It's so easy.
01:21:25
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:21:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:21:26
DeeBo
And then what happens, right? I, and then what happens right i personally feel like and remember that the N64 games all kind of start to level out at like 60 as a result because they were being outsold and it just became the problem.
01:21:42
Steve-O
yeah
01:21:43
DeeBo
Then what happens? Then we have GameCube And surprise, surprise, everything's 50 PS2.
01:21:50
Steve-O
It's on a disc.
01:21:50
DeeBo
And so PS1 to PS end of PS2, everything's 50 PS3 all the way up into PS4, everything's 60.
01:22:04
DeeBo
Not great, but like, hey yeah we get it.
01:22:07
Steve-O
That was the Madden bump. Remember that Madden made that for the first time.
01:22:08
DeeBo
Yeah. Madden. Yeah. Madden started it and we all went, Ooh, fuck you, man.
01:22:11
Steve-O
hu
01:22:13
DeeBo
You're the worst.
01:22:13
Steve-O
No, we need it.
01:22:13
DeeBo
And then,
01:22:14
Steve-O
We're putting achievements in.
01:22:15
DeeBo
yeah And that's like literally 14 years of consistent pricing. Now the hobby is no longer a hobby. It's a mainstream thing.
01:22:25
Steve-O
um
01:22:25
DeeBo
It's a big boy player in the market. And now we have $70. Everybody went crazy. everybody went We all kind of get it.
01:22:34
Steve-O
yeah
01:22:34
DeeBo
Yeah, listen, you know, okay it's been stagnant. We understand prices go up. It's $70. No one really feels good about it. ah But we all understand it. And surprise, ah good sales are kind of in a weird sort of way down.
01:22:51
Steve-O
oh
01:22:51
DeeBo
Games aren't making as much because they're taking too much money to make. And then they don't sell as much. Then they go on sale. Then people get fired. And it's probably the $70 price tag isn't the only problem, but it certainly doesn't help.
01:23:00
suarbombs
Thank you.
01:23:04
DeeBo
Then we get 20. twenty So that's PS5 was 2020. twenty i think we're three months.
01:23:10
Steve-O
yeah PS5? p
01:23:13
DeeBo
Dude, we're three months in to the fucking year. Barely four. And now we're at 80. We went from like eight years or nine years to like 15 years to four years, four and a half years of consistent pricing.
01:23:30
DeeBo
And And I just see people hand, well, you know, it's going to be great though. So it's going to be so much more. It's going worth it. And it's like, dude, that's not, it's not how the, again, I understand inflation.
01:23:42
DeeBo
You can throw that number at it all you want. I could have did it in 2012. I could have did it in 2020. I can do it in 2025.
01:23:49
suarbombs
Devin, it's... Devin, it's Mario Kart.
01:23:51
DeeBo
It's, that's great, but it's dirty.
01:23:52
suarbombs
So...
01:23:55
DeeBo
It's not consumer friendly. And now, the rumor was oh gta could be a hundred bucks they've guaranteed the new floor is not going to be 80 for the big name wolverine that's going be 80 bucks ghost of yote if it's 80 bucks i'm not going to be surprised the next god of war game 80 bucks uncharted a heretic lost profit or whatever 80 bucks not saying it's going to happen but the door is now open and now
01:24:23
suarbombs
So the so the the one the one argument the one argument that I've been seeing that kind of makes sense to me, ah like in like not in favor of this, but like kind of just like defending it, I guess, is that people spend that much, if not way more, on you know um their games anyway.
01:24:30
DeeBo
yeah
01:24:38
DeeBo
Sure. Sure.
01:24:46
suarbombs
So... like
01:24:48
DeeBo
But do they? Because I don't. Like, I don't buy, I don't play Fortnite. I don't play, and those games are free, right? And I understand some games like Call of Duty.
01:24:59
DeeBo
But like, I don't think that is the norm and it's the whale hunters and it's the the the dragon every game chases, which is why live service is such a thing.
01:25:07
suarbombs
Well, get like I guess the thing is, the thing I did want to call Paul out on was he was fucking whining about after he looked up Final Fantasy VII Rebirth or whatever and then saw that there were like four different tiers of pricing on it and then acting acting like acting like it was a fucking, it was a crime against God himself.
01:25:21
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:25:24
DeeBo
but Yeah, I remember
01:25:31
suarbombs
And like he was like, why would I ever play this game when it's like this?
01:25:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:25:34
suarbombs
And we were like, dude, that's not really... Like, that's just how all the games are.
01:25:37
DeeBo
What's that realistic? And two, it's like, yeah, but also it's like,
01:25:38
dirtycheeks
Yeah, it's like every game has a special edition
01:25:39
suarbombs
Yeah, that like, that's how every game is now.
01:25:40
Steve-O
yeah
01:25:40
suarbombs
Like, every... Yeah. So, like, my my my thing is, like, if Mario Kart... Like, again, like, I agree with you on on most of these points, Devin.
01:25:52
suarbombs
Like, don't... I'm not trying to... Just, you know, for the sake of discussion.
01:25:54
DeeBo
yeah, yeah.
01:25:56
suarbombs
Like, if Mario Kart isn't going to have different tiers of... Of... Additions of which games to have and, like, which game has... this much cosmetics that you can get this in-game currency, blah, blah, blah, like $60 for the base one, $70 for this plus eat eight, 800 Mario coins to spend on, on skins.
01:26:19
suarbombs
And then $90 for the ultimate edition, which has all the DLCs, but blah, blah, blah. Like if it's not going to have those different tiers, then like kind of like what, like what's wrong with just give having the price be 80 bucks and then, and,
01:26:31
DeeBo
Because it doesn't need to be. like it it what Because like the question is, why is it 80, right? Because Nintendo knows that's the game you're going to buy with the Switch 2. That's the gross part to me.
01:26:44
DeeBo
It's that game, much like Breath the Wild, is going to have like a high 90 percentile.
01:26:47
suarbombs
Or they priced it, they priced it that much.
01:26:50
DeeBo
It's going to have a high 90 percentile attachment rate to the Switch 2. You're a weirdo if you get a Switch 2 and don't get Mario Kart World. They know that. So why not just make you spend an extra $10, which is exactly why it's the same shit that happened with Madden.
01:27:06
DeeBo
You know you're going to get Madden, so let's charge $60 for that $50.
01:27:08
suarbombs
No, no, that's, that's, it's a little different, right? Because, you know, Madden's like, you know, that, Game comes out every single year and it's the same it's the same price every year and blah, bla blah, blah. But also, like, is this, like, what what what was stopping Nintendo from just not having a bundle version and just making people spend $80 on it? Because they were going to do it anyway, right?
01:27:29
suarbombs
Like, why why would they charge less for it in a bundle version if, you know, if they're truly corporate greed?
01:27:32
DeeBo
well because the bundle versions are a thousand percent going to sell out it's going to sell out so so why not why not just making 50 bucks then why why not be yeah but they're going to make money anyway right and listen like
01:27:42
suarbombs
Because they want to make money. Because they want they want people they want people again they and want people to they want people to, they want people to buy the bundle, right?
01:27:52
DeeBo
yeah
01:27:53
suarbombs
Because that's you know that's basically, that's what every corporation wants. They want them to buy the the more expensive thing.
01:27:58
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:28:00
suarbombs
My question is, like if there if it's really truly corporate greed, like why not just charge it, make it $630 then?
01:28:00
DeeBo
But it's...
01:28:05
suarbombs
excuse $530. or five excuse me five hundred thirty dollars
01:28:07
DeeBo
Because they know... No, they know where they can push it, and the answer is 80. And even now, I don't think that's a great idea.
01:28:15
suarbombs
Or,
01:28:17
DeeBo
It's not. Like, it's not considering, and, like, we'll get into why it could even be worse now, but...
01:28:22
suarbombs
i mean, another another angle to look at it, too, is maybe they're just trying to push the consumer to just buy digital buy digitally anyway because it's cheaper for them.
01:28:30
DeeBo
But it's going to be $80.
01:28:31
Steve-O
Yeah, it's 80 and 90, I think, physical, right?
01:28:31
DeeBo
No, well, yeah, the rumor, the rumor in like at least Europe is it's $90 for physical, which is even more of being.
01:28:40
suarbombs
Well, you know what? It's tariffs, then.
01:28:42
Steve-O
these are These are rumors.
01:28:43
suarbombs
It's fucking tariffs.
01:28:43
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's there, right?
01:28:43
Steve-O
Well, i mean, that's the thing. like i know I know early on you were hand-waving inflation, but if you look at 2022 from 2025 in where that game value costs went, it's literally in three years we jumped those $10.
01:28:45
suarbombs
you
01:29:00
Steve-O
Like... like It sucks. Like we are paying through the nose for everything now. And I think this is the first time we get to see a console release and they're like, okay, we get to kind of like reprice our games. Now let's, let's go for that nosebleeder price rather than, you know, take it on the nose.
01:29:18
Steve-O
Like they were last time.
01:29:19
suarbombs
I think what Devin's trying to say is that if Iwata was still alive, he would never stand for this and he would just take a a salary again.
01:29:19
Steve-O
I'm not justifying that though.
01:29:25
DeeBo
yeah
01:29:26
Steve-O
No, he would, he would, ah he would have said $1, $1.
01:29:30
suarbombs
and he asked i think that's what Devin's trying to say, which I agree with.
01:29:32
DeeBo
I mean, honestly, yeah, I actually don't think that would happen.
01:29:33
Steve-O
Here's the
01:29:35
DeeBo
Yeah, I agree. Also, I...
01:29:37
suarbombs
But I also i also i don't think if if it was Iwata, I like to think that he he would be against something like this.
01:29:43
Steve-O
thing. There was so much nickel and diming throughout this direct, though. Like the fact that they're making you pay for the tour game.
01:29:48
suarbombs
And his yeah, they're making you pay for a button.
01:29:51
Steve-O
um the chat game stuff.
01:29:53
suarbombs
But like, but like also like, like historically Nintendo isn't really, I mean, at least for the the previous, maybe three generations of video game consoles, like they're never the ones to set the market price for video games.
01:29:54
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:10
suarbombs
They're not the ones to do it.
01:30:11
Steve-O
They always get a little little full of themselves after a hit, though.
01:30:12
suarbombs
If anything, and there if anything, they're the ones that, if anything, Yeah, if anything, they undercut it, and then the the issue is they never they never, their games never go on sale ever afterwards.
01:30:24
suarbombs
Like, that's the issue, usually.
01:30:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:30:26
suarbombs
It's not like, it's not like we're going to charge $100 for Zelda, because they can, people will still buy it, right?
01:30:26
DeeBo
ah
01:30:32
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:30:33
suarbombs
But, like, that that was always the joke, and the and the, you know, the rebuttal for the joke was, oh, but they'll never do it.
01:30:39
DeeBo
Yeah. And like, it's just like, yeah.
01:30:39
suarbombs
And now they then now they did. So that that's why I was saying it is – like I agree with that you, Devin. It is anti-consumer to be like this, and I don't i don't i don't understand – didn't understand why people in our in our community were trying to say that it wasn't like or they were trying to I guess, justify it because it's really – you can be mad.
01:30:46
Steve-O
oh
01:30:47
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:30:47
Steve-O
Oh, 100%. Yeah,
01:30:59
suarbombs
What I was trying to say in there was like you can be mad at them and still get it.
01:31:03
Steve-O
yeah it's not mutually exclusive.
01:31:03
suarbombs
Yeah.
01:31:05
Steve-O
You can be like, I'm a Nintendo fan, but also I am paying through the nose for this thing right now.
01:31:05
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:06
suarbombs
Yeah.
01:31:09
suarbombs
I also, yeah because I also think it's it's stupid to boycott things like this, because it's never really, it doesn't doesn't help, and it doesn't move the needle in in one direction or or another.
01:31:19
DeeBo
Yeah. and it's And again, though, it's it's like
01:31:21
suarbombs
But you can be mad! You can criticize your own your your the company that you glaze all the time.
01:31:24
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. You should be allowed to do it. it's just It's just one of those things that I get frustrated with the inflation thing, right? Because it's like, yes.
01:31:31
suarbombs
Yeah, because that's an easy thing to say all the time.
01:31:32
DeeBo
I understand a game that was $60 in like 1997 is like $110 now.
01:31:35
suarbombs
Yeah.
01:31:39
DeeBo
like i and But like that wasn't cool anyway. Like because I'm looking at an ad right now.
01:31:43
Steve-O
No.
01:31:48
DeeBo
GoldenEye, I'm sorry, like... ah Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey 98 on the N64 was $70.
01:31:54
Steve-O
Well, it's a great game.
01:31:57
DeeBo
That is not a good thing. We don't want that, which is why it was great when the market became bigger and then prices were normalized.
01:31:59
Steve-O
No.
01:32:06
DeeBo
It's not a good thing that now the doors can be busted off and GTA could be $110 and this is going to be $80 and this could be $50.
01:32:12
suarbombs
yeah
01:32:16
DeeBo
Like it's not, no one's going to charge 50 bucks, right?
01:32:17
suarbombs
Yo, Rockstar has a chance to do the funniest thing, though. Rockstar has the chance to do the funniest thing ever, though.
01:32:22
DeeBo
Let me make it 70. Jesus Christ.
01:32:23
suarbombs
Make it $60 and say...
01:32:25
DeeBo
jesus right Yeah, like, Kart 64 is $60 in 1997.
01:32:25
Steve-O
Ah, dude, make it a budget title. Yeah, 40.
01:32:29
DeeBo
That's...
01:32:29
suarbombs
mean, the thing is, it's not like...
01:32:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:32:31
suarbombs
It's a saturation to the point where it's not going matter if it's $60 or $100. They're going to make the same amount of money within their Like, it's their margins
01:32:40
Steve-O
Right.
01:32:40
suarbombs
like it's
01:32:40
DeeBo
Yeah. my my cart sixty four is sixty dollars and ninety ninety seven
01:32:43
suarbombs
And they're still they're still going to lay everyone off after the game comes out. So yeah it doesn't matter.
01:32:46
Steve-O
Yeah, let's just get out of here.
01:32:48
DeeBo
yeah
01:32:48
dirtycheeks
laughter yeah
01:32:50
suarbombs
yeah
01:32:50
dirtycheeks
a
01:32:51
DeeBo
it's and like And again, this is this isn't just like, oh, I'm so mad they made. like It's not great, and they deserve to be you know called out for that. But then it also turned into like my own psychotic thing where I'm like, I just don't understand how Nintendo gets this cult because, again, they're charging.
01:33:11
DeeBo
I understand there's you if you have this and that, or if you already own the game, but there's a 2017 game that they're charging $70 fucking worth
01:33:13
suarbombs
Yeah, well yeah here's here's my question to you. When
01:33:18
suarbombs
but was the last time Nintendo had mass layoffs? Or layoffs and at all?
01:33:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:33:23
suarbombs
so
01:33:24
DeeBo
So do they need this money?
01:33:24
suarbombs
so
01:33:27
DeeBo
I don't know.
01:33:27
suarbombs
ah Well, yeah, to pay their fucking people so they don't have to lay them when the fucking trade war happens, which is happening right now.
01:33:29
DeeBo
or Yeah, but these games these games these games could cost nothing to make, apparently, because they don't look like a PS5 game or an Xbox game or a piece like a high-end PC game.
01:33:46
DeeBo
Like, Donkey Kong looks great. Visually, it looks like a Switch 2 game, right? it It just doesn't look like a AAA...
01:33:56
suarbombs
i think I think that's – to be honest, like, i again, like I said, I agree with a lot of things you're saying, but, like, what you're saying right now is very shallow. And, like – because it – yeah, just because it doesn't look like red Dead 2, like, doesn't mean that it that it that it costs less or that the employees don't work as hard to to make the –
01:34:04
DeeBo
No, but I'm just saying, like... No, no, but...
01:34:12
DeeBo
No, i think I think that... I'm not saying they don't work as hard, but I truly don't think a game like ah red Red Dead 2... Let's just pick Red Dead 2, right? It's like...
01:34:24
DeeBo
that game looks better. So therefore probably inherently does cost more, right? Because of the engines and the, this and the, that and the computing power and all this shit. Like if it looks worse, it probably is on some level going to be a cheaper product.
01:34:41
suarbombs
Yeah, but...
01:34:41
DeeBo
Like to actually make like, I do not think Donkey Kong Bonanza costs more than,
01:34:44
suarbombs
Okay.
01:34:48
DeeBo
Red Dead or even as much and Red Dead's like a crazy example right but like ah unchared for Uncharted 4 Uncharted 4 I think costs more money to make than fucking Donkey Kong did in 2025 I truly think that's the truth
01:34:52
suarbombs
Yeah, I mean, but bob what I'm just...
01:35:05
DeeBo
you know And a lot of that could just be the way it looks and the art design and the and and everything that comes along with that.
01:35:06
suarbombs
Yeah, I guess...
01:35:13
DeeBo
I'm not saying it's not a better game. I'm not saying it's not going to be awesome. But just like visually, you see the money on the screen where, you know, the cool thing.
01:35:23
suarbombs
Yeah, guess we don't really, we don't know what the budget, like, do we know, is it reported anywhere what the budget is for these games?
01:35:25
DeeBo
Yeah. No, of course. No, it's like one of the most dirty hidden secrets ever because, yeah.
01:35:31
suarbombs
Because the thing, yeah, because that's the thing, is like, it like you would still consider a game like Mario Kart World AAA game, right?
01:35:38
DeeBo
Of course.
01:35:38
suarbombs
Like, that's a AAA game.
01:35:39
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:35:40
suarbombs
So, like, i don't know if AAA is defined by how much it costs to make the game, or, you know, how much it costs to, or how much you know, it how much it costs to, when you sell the game, right?
01:35:55
suarbombs
So, I guess that's the, that's the other thing, because, I don't know.
01:35:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:36:00
suarbombs
All saying is, like, we don't know.
01:36:02
DeeBo
Yeah, we don't we don't know.
01:36:02
suarbombs
It looks like there's a lot, there's a lot, like, a lot of people are, like, claiming that the game, that Mario Kart World doesn't cost that much to make, but we ah we obviously don't know that, right?
01:36:11
DeeBo
I'm not saying it's cheap, right?
01:36:12
suarbombs
And,
01:36:13
DeeBo
But it's like, you know, it's...
01:36:18
DeeBo
I don't know. How expensive are ideas versus like, oh, we got to put fucking 4,000 more shaders in here because like graphically now we can.
01:36:24
suarbombs
Well, like, okay, so here's here's a good example.
01:36:25
DeeBo
Yeah,
01:36:27
suarbombs
Remember how disgusting it was in Mario Kart 8 where they dropped that DLC and, like, there's, like, a fucking Mercedes-Benz car in there? like like it's not Like, it's not like we have any of that yet, either.
01:36:36
DeeBo
yeah, yeah. yeah
01:36:40
Steve-O
But that was free, though.
01:36:40
suarbombs
So, okay.
01:36:40
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
01:36:41
Steve-O
That was free, LC.
01:36:43
suarbombs
So, well, that that yeah, i mean...
01:36:44
DeeBo
Oh,
01:36:45
Steve-O
but The Mario Kart DLC, remember, that was like $12 on the Wii U.
01:36:49
suarbombs
So what, okay, so here's, here's like, would it would it make it worth it if they if they said later that the that all the DLC for Mario Kart World would be free?
01:36:49
Steve-O
the we
01:36:56
suarbombs
Like, would that make it worth it? Because yeah if you think about it, yeah, if you think about it, this is a game that's probably going to stay relevant for the life of this system and probably the next system, if you think about it.
01:36:59
DeeBo
the $80?
01:37:07
DeeBo
Yeah, ah maybe.
01:37:09
suarbombs
Because that's just how Mario Kart is.
01:37:10
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:37:10
DeeBo
But also, but also we know that's not true. Like they they're not going to say that they're not going to do that because.
01:37:16
Steve-O
what What they would probably make you do is what they did on the Switch, where if you have the online service, you get that. like Oh, you you get access to that for free.
01:37:26
suarbombs
they did they did they Did they increase the price of Nintendo Switch Online too?
01:37:26
Steve-O
But if you didn't.
01:37:29
Steve-O
I don't think so.
01:37:30
DeeBo
ah Not yet.
01:37:31
Steve-O
Not yet. Yeah.
01:37:32
DeeBo
Yeah, ah yeah.
01:37:32
suarbombs
Oh, God.
01:37:34
DeeBo
Oh, yeah. Terrorist, bro. Terrorist. ah Yeah, and again, it's like, i know I just sound kind of like a little nut sometimes, but it's just like, it sucks that...
01:37:43
suarbombs
was like And anyway, anyway i got ah got my PS5 Pro, so I'm ready'm ready to go.
01:37:48
DeeBo
ah It's just, it's brutal. It's just brutal that ah we only got like four years of consistent pricing. And now it's just going to be, it's going to go crazy now.
01:37:58
suarbombs
I mean, could you call it consistent pricing? that i can't You can't even say that.
01:38:02
DeeBo
Standard games were $70.
01:38:02
suarbombs
Because...
01:38:03
DeeBo
Yes, there were additions, special additions, but it wasn't the only version.
01:38:06
suarbombs
Yeah, but there also games that for $50. There games that launched for $60. There are indie games that launched for $40. It's always been... It's not like we have
01:38:13
DeeBo
Yeah, I'm not saying 100% consistent, but it's more consistent.
01:38:16
suarbombs
it's always been it's always been kind of like it's not like have
01:38:19
Steve-O
That's been the secret hand where it's like there's the standard edition and then there's the deluxe edition that gets you to pay the price they want you to pay.
01:38:26
DeeBo
Yeah, but...
01:38:26
suarbombs
Yeah, which is which is usually around $10 more, right?
01:38:26
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:38:27
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm.
01:38:28
DeeBo
But there's no option to buy a $70 version of Mario Kart.
01:38:33
Steve-O
That's the thing.
01:38:33
DeeBo
Listen, if there was an...
01:38:33
Steve-O
If they released a version of Mario Kart, $60, she'd get like, eh, you get like 20 of the characters.
01:38:36
suarbombs
who
01:38:40
Steve-O
And then there's the version that comes with like all the characters that they showed in the trailer. Moo Moo Meadows, Cow, Wampaligi.
01:38:45
DeeBo
Yeah, it's called it's called a Gold Edition, and nobody, nobody would have blinked. Nobody would have been like, that's fucking crazy.
01:38:52
Steve-O
No, you're right. I agree. i agree.
01:38:55
DeeBo
And it's like,
01:38:55
Steve-O
But I think they just in general just were like, fuck it. You're going buy our game.
01:38:58
DeeBo
No, they say, fuck it, you'll pay it. Yeah, fuck it fuck you, you'll pay it.
01:39:00
Steve-O
Hmm. i'm You know what? I wouldn't be shocked if like they were having meetings with companies and they were like, okay, you know what? We'll wait for Switch to to to drop that $80 price tag and then people will swallow the bitter pill that we're going to put in with like Grand Theft Auto and stuff like that.
01:39:14
DeeBo
I mean...
01:39:17
DeeBo
Because what are we looking at, right? and And I know everybody can do this, right? But it's like, buh, buh, buh, buh. Like, if you buy ah Switch 2, let's say you're not buying the bundle.
01:39:28
DeeBo
Let's say you're not lucky and you don't get the bundle.
01:39:30
Steve-O
You missed out. You didn't get it.
01:39:31
DeeBo
Yeah, you're buying, you're spending, and you want Mario Kart World and an extra set of controllers, you know, you're you're above $600, man.
01:39:33
suarbombs
and you don't buy um Then you can't play Mario Kart. Sorry.
01:39:41
DeeBo
And you have one game.
01:39:43
suarbombs
and that do that
01:39:43
DeeBo
and you have one game
01:39:45
suarbombs
i
01:39:45
Steve-O
i mean, we don't we don't even know right now. Right now, the prices are still in the air for us.
01:39:47
suarbombs
It's not even safe to say that, Devin. that That's looking pretty good. That price right there that you just said is looking pretty good right now.
01:39:53
Steve-O
as ah After all this information came out, the next day was when Trump dropped his tariffs and turned everything into Nightmareville.
01:39:53
DeeBo
I'll
01:39:53
suarbombs
All right?
01:39:58
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:40:01
Steve-O
The penguins are getting fucked. It's...
01:40:04
DeeBo
i i'll be honest, like I missed the penguin thing. I don't i't quite understand the penguin thing.
01:40:06
suarbombs
Madagascar is getting hit with fucking 97%.
01:40:09
Steve-O
the The penguin thing is he he hit a tariff on some uninhabited island that only has penguins.
01:40:16
dirtycheeks
Only inhabited by penguins.
01:40:18
Steve-O
Yeah, they have a tariff.
01:40:19
dirtycheeks
Because he didn't he didn't know what he was doing. He was just throwing tariffs out like because he's an idiot.
01:40:23
DeeBo
No, no, I get the tariff thing. just didn't understand the Penguin. i Like, Penguins got away with it? Is that it?
01:40:29
Steve-O
Now, if Penguins make the games, then then the game's at 60.
01:40:29
DeeBo
Like, they just...
01:40:30
suarbombs
oh
01:40:31
DeeBo
Okay, yeah, yeah. Well, okay, anyway, yeah, the point is, i guess the point that Steve was bringing up is prices where people were concerned, and then these tariffs came out, and everybody's like, oh, man, what's going to happen? But, hey, at least the pre-order date is, like, on April 9th or whatever.
01:40:51
Steve-O
No, it's gone.
01:40:51
DeeBo
And then Nintendo's like, about that, yeah.
01:40:52
suarbombs
About that.
01:40:54
DeeBo
And they and they yanked it.
01:40:54
Steve-O
It's over.
01:40:55
suarbombs
Wait, that's just for the the retailers pre-orders, right?
01:40:58
Steve-O
Not anymore.
01:40:59
DeeBo
I don't... I thought that was for...
01:41:00
suarbombs
Is it for Nintendo too?
01:41:02
Steve-O
ah Nintendo did their thing. they were like, you'll find out around May if you won the lottery.
01:41:05
suarbombs
Yeah, that they said May.
01:41:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:41:07
suarbombs
Yeah.
01:41:07
DeeBo
Yeah. But, yeah, so now it's basically, they pull it because they're like, is this shit going to get more expensive?
01:41:08
dirtycheeks
Yikes.
01:41:14
DeeBo
I'm sure there's there's guys in suits having heated conversations right now. We won't find out But, you know, people were just doing some math because I think they confirmed that the Switch is being built in ah Vietnam, which was hit with a 46%. Yeah. Yeah, so...
01:41:33
suarbombs
Yeah, so what I read was that they went with Vietnam to prepare for the tariffs that were going to hit China.
01:41:41
Steve-O
o
01:41:41
suarbombs
And then Trump dropped the 47% tariff on Vietnam, so it's like...
01:41:41
DeeBo
yeah
01:41:46
DeeBo
yeah so I mean, people are doing like dirty math about it, right? And again, like there's there's still a ceiling, especially considering the market like that america that you know the US is.
01:41:59
DeeBo
ah So yeah i don't think we're going to be seeing a $900 console.
01:42:04
suarbombs
Isn't there there a way to cheat the system? Like, can you like manufacture the parts in other countries, but then assemble them in the U.S.?
01:42:11
DeeBo
I'm sure if they just send...
01:42:12
Steve-O
just Just change the name to Trump10, though, man.
01:42:13
suarbombs
And then...
01:42:15
Steve-O
Just fucking change that.
01:42:15
DeeBo
Yeah, if they took call it Trump Tendo, it's going to be no tariffs. It's going to be...
01:42:19
Steve-O
It's going to be a $99 console, $10 games.
01:42:19
DeeBo
four it's gonna
01:42:23
DeeBo
Yeah. Would you... we Wait. Would you take that reality, guys?
01:42:27
suarbombs
Oh, God. Yes, I totally would, baby.
01:42:30
Steve-O
Oh, man.
01:42:30
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:42:31
Steve-O
That would be awful. Every time you open it up, it's like...
01:42:32
suarbombs
You know what, Devin? Don't accept your $5,000 stimulus check then when that comes in.
01:42:37
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:42:38
suarbombs
all right Don't do it.
01:42:38
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, yeah. That one, I heard that there's no interest in them talking about and and providing this year.
01:42:40
suarbombs
Don't do it.
01:42:44
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, I'll be thrilled to take that. Yeah,
01:42:48
Steve-O
It's a me, Mario.
01:42:50
dirtycheeks
i you know what it is and he and there's that giant his face the 3d animated face like super mario 64 and you can like pull on and he's like o oh oh oh
01:42:51
DeeBo
yeah every time you turn it on, it's just another random tweet that you have to read.
01:42:58
Steve-O
Oh. Oh
01:43:05
dirtycheeks
oh
01:43:05
Steve-O
oh
01:43:06
dirtycheeks
oh
01:43:10
Steve-O
mommy i don't like this game
01:43:11
DeeBo
yeah so I got, I guess, I don't know.
01:43:14
Steve-O
china
01:43:14
DeeBo
I don't know about this this anything. And again, we're complaining about video games. Let's that all around.
01:43:19
suarbombs
China.
01:43:19
dirtycheeks
Yeah, this is going to get bad all around.
01:43:21
Steve-O
Here's the thing.
01:43:21
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:43:22
Steve-O
here's the thing Switch 2 was a lock for me. um
01:43:28
suarbombs
Is it still a lock?
01:43:29
Steve-O
Mario Kart World is like, it's my must play game for 2025.
01:43:34
DeeBo
yeah
01:43:34
Steve-O
And yet we live in this world where...
01:43:37
suarbombs
Steve, what's the what's the price where you yeah where you'd have to say, I can't, I'm i'm not doing it?
01:43:41
DeeBo
yeah
01:43:42
suarbombs
Like, like $700, you would do that? $700? seven hundred bucks
01:43:49
Steve-O
My Steam Deck was like 700 bucks.
01:43:49
suarbombs
That's a yes. Yeah, and this...
01:43:52
DeeBo
Steve doesn't even look at that thing, dude.
01:43:54
Steve-O
I don't play my Steam Deck as often as I should. We're
01:43:58
suarbombs
Yeah, so, okay, so $750. Would you pay that for Switch 2?
01:44:01
Steve-O
getting too high. We're getting too high. We're getting too high.
01:44:03
suarbombs
So that's a little too high.
01:44:04
Steve-O
We're getting too high.
01:44:05
DeeBo
750 with... That's the bundle, though. that
01:44:08
Steve-O
oh Oh, with the bundle? Okay, deal. Deal.
01:44:09
DeeBo
Yeah, you're getting...
01:44:09
Steve-O
Deal. Deal.
01:44:10
suarbombs
Yeah, it comes it comes with Hades, too.
01:44:12
Steve-O
Ah, fuck! No! God damn it!
01:44:14
dirtycheeks
ah Got him.
01:44:16
DeeBo
Bro, you use...
01:44:17
suarbombs
8.10 for the Mario Kart edition.
01:44:20
DeeBo
You jumped on 750 for console and a video game.
01:44:24
suarbombs
but it only comes but only But it only comes with the left Joy-Con.
01:44:24
Steve-O
I'm not happy. I'm not happy.
01:44:28
DeeBo
i Yeah. And as Drift.
01:44:32
Steve-O
It comes with drift.
01:44:33
DeeBo
Yeah, it's a feature now.
01:44:33
suarbombs
It comes... It ships with Drift? Oh, no.
01:44:35
Steve-O
yeah That's the version. There's a version with drift and then the thousand dollar version without it.
01:44:39
suarbombs
ah Dude, I... Because, dude, like, 650 is, like, the floor is what people are saying, and ah that might be too high for me, man.
01:44:46
DeeBo
Oh. Honestly, that's too high for the market, dude.
01:44:48
suarbombs
I think that's too high for me.
01:44:49
Steve-O
i look I look at a 650 and it it does kind of sicken me a little bit.
01:44:53
suarbombs
But, like, what i But, like, what if I...
01:44:54
dirtycheeks
No way, Jose.
01:44:55
suarbombs
But what if I get... But what if it's $650 and I get selected to buy one?
01:45:01
Steve-O
Ooh, that's the thing, though.
01:45:01
DeeBo
Dude, sell your lottery ticket, dude.
01:45:02
Steve-O
You've been chosen by Nintendo.
01:45:05
suarbombs
Yeah.
01:45:05
DeeBo
John, sell your lottery ticket.
01:45:05
suarbombs
Yeah.
01:45:06
DeeBo
Somebody will so give you $400 for that fucking option.
01:45:11
Steve-O
No, dude you've got a window to buy it on the website.
01:45:14
suarbombs
No, I would just buy it and then sell like sell it. if that If I'm going to do that.
01:45:17
Steve-O
Who's going buy it? Who's going buy it? Who's going to
01:45:19
DeeBo
Yeah. Who's going to buy it? no one's going to buy it.
01:45:21
suarbombs
Oh, no one's to buy my Switch 2 for $1,000 on eBay?
01:45:23
Steve-O
Not if it's like $1,000.
01:45:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:45:26
DeeBo
don't know. Dude.
01:45:26
suarbombs
Man, I don't know, man.
01:45:27
DeeBo
No, no.
01:45:28
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I don't know about that.
01:45:28
DeeBo
Somebody will. Somebody will.
01:45:29
dirtycheeks
the
01:45:29
Steve-O
um' Well, I'm trying to see i'm trying to see like the demand versus the price.
01:45:30
dirtycheeks
Somebody would.
01:45:33
Steve-O
Because we're asking ourselves this now, right?
01:45:34
suarbombs
Hold on, let me go on eBay because some people put that shit on there.
01:45:38
dirtycheeks
I bet if you won the lottery and then got the Switch 2, you could feasibly sell that more than just the Switch 2 on eBay. Because people are stupid.
01:45:48
DeeBo
Well, all right. Like,
01:45:48
dirtycheeks
And they'd be like, oh, that's the lottery winning one.
01:45:49
Steve-O
All right. Well, hold on. Hold on. Can I throw you this? where All right. $650 for the console. But games are no longer 80.
01:45:59
Steve-O
eighty They're down to 70.
01:46:03
DeeBo
Also, I should point out, we we all understand it's not $88 games.
01:46:04
Steve-O
Across the board.
01:46:06
suarbombs
Uh, guys.
01:46:08
DeeBo
Every game's not going to be $80.
01:46:09
Steve-O
Donkey Kong 70.
01:46:10
suarbombs
It's just.
01:46:10
Steve-O
Shit.
01:46:11
DeeBo
Yeah, Donkey Kong is $70.
01:46:12
suarbombs
Dude, the going rate right now for for eBay, which you can pre-order on eBay, is ah is around $800 right now.
01:46:20
Steve-O
shit
01:46:22
DeeBo
Yeah, Steve's like, ain't going to buy that.
01:46:22
suarbombs
if you want the Mario bundle.
01:46:22
dirtycheeks
There you
01:46:23
suarbombs
here we go.
01:46:24
DeeBo
They ain't going to buy that.
01:46:25
dirtycheeks
There it is.
01:46:25
suarbombs
seven seven sevens
01:46:25
Steve-O
I'm logging on right now, baby. No, not true.
01:46:27
suarbombs
seven seventy five if ah these are the australian ones so they're like oh man look at this oh here we go
01:46:34
Steve-O
Arr, nar.
01:46:35
suarbombs
Here it is. Here it is, guys.
01:46:36
DeeBo
Oh, no, my
01:46:38
suarbombs
Nintendo Switch 2 plus Mario Kart World the US bundle. Pre-sale, pre-order, plus launch day. $2,798.99. This guy is a fucking piece of shit. I hope this guy gets hit a truck on his way home from school.
01:46:53
suarbombs
i hope this guy gets hit by a truck on his way home from
01:46:56
DeeBo
Yeah, that's okay.
01:46:58
suarbombs
from ah from school
01:47:00
DeeBo
Yeah, man. I mean, listen, like, we know 700's not a winner because the the Pro 700, and we were all like, that's a terrible idea. And that game has, that console has a bunch of games out for it already that aren't even $80.
01:47:14
DeeBo
And,
01:47:14
suarbombs
Yeah, but is it even handheld?
01:47:16
Steve-O
It's even worth it like I can just play those games on my Steam deck man PlayStation games
01:47:17
DeeBo
bro, not like like, again, again, I'll be honest, you're a maniac if you're spending, oh, it's a 700 on a Switch 2 instead of getting the Steam Deck.
01:47:18
suarbombs
Does he even have Mario
01:47:26
suarbombs
Hold on. Here's the more important question. Can you play the Duskbloods on that?
01:47:31
dirtycheeks
Shut up!
01:47:32
suarbombs
Sorry. Sorry.
01:47:35
Steve-O
Sherry
01:47:35
DeeBo
ah that live By that live service company, FromSoft, that's never going to make a normal video game again.
01:47:39
Steve-O
yeah You tell me I got paid $700 for a half step?
01:47:40
suarbombs
ah ah
01:47:42
dirtycheeks
o
01:47:43
Steve-O
This is a full step.
01:47:44
suarbombs
for
01:47:45
Steve-O
This is a full step.
01:47:45
suarbombs
For new Bungie from Soft.
01:47:48
Steve-O
dude Dude, let me just say, if it's true where Nintendo was sitting on the Switch 2 for an entire year, just building consoles, and then they get fucked
01:47:53
DeeBo
i love that.
01:47:58
suarbombs
and
01:47:59
DeeBo
Yo, man, that's what happens, bro.
01:48:00
suarbombs
Oh, no. well okay Yeah, because that's the other thing. It might it might be beneficial to wait out if the price is new. Do you remember what happened with the 3DS when that launched? It was like $350, and then like six months later, they're like, oh, my bad.
01:48:09
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:48:11
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
01:48:13
Steve-O
It was 260 and then they dropped it down to like 160 or something.
01:48:15
suarbombs
My bad. Yeah, my bad. It's $170 now.
01:48:19
Steve-O
And you get to play Super Nintendo games or Game Boy Advance games.
01:48:20
suarbombs
Six months later. Oh, yeah, in here. Yeah.
01:48:23
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:48:25
suarbombs
So, I mean, that's another thing. Because, like, how much of a piece of shit would you feel if you bought it at launch day and, like, they decreased the price by $100 in six months?
01:48:34
Steve-O
Yeah, but they sent you like a little fancy business card that was like Nintendo Ambassador.
01:48:41
suarbombs
Yeah, that's actually pretty cool.
01:48:42
Steve-O
you get to You get to eat off Miyamoto's ass at the end of the month.
01:48:44
DeeBo
You psychopath.
01:48:48
Steve-O
Come here, Chris Galani.
01:48:48
suarbombs
Yeah, damn.
01:48:49
Steve-O
Don't you want to play the Discbloods? Plug your controller in to Miyamoto's asshole.
01:48:57
dirtycheeks
That's what going to have to sooner or later.
01:48:59
Steve-O
Assbassador. Chris Galani.
01:49:01
dirtycheeks
we I'm going to have to be the ass ambassador soon. It's alright. Yeah,
01:49:06
suarbombs
yeah
01:49:07
Steve-O
Hey, Metroid Prime 4 though, right, Chris?
TV and Movie Highlights
01:49:09
Steve-O
I remember you said that.
01:49:09
dirtycheeks
I would play the fuck out of that too. did. I'll buy it.
01:49:12
Steve-O
What was it? It 2017. We were like, Chris, when are you going to buy a Switch?
01:49:14
dirtycheeks
i did
01:49:16
Steve-O
And you're like, Metroid Prime 4. Mm-hmm.
01:49:18
dirtycheeks
And Jerry Brian Moore was my by deal breaker.
01:49:21
suarbombs
as a ride or die.
01:49:23
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I remember. i didn't forget.
01:49:24
DeeBo
and it was already announced for like two years at that point oh yeah it's gonna come out any year now any month
01:49:25
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. I was like, uh-oh. I'll wait.
01:49:31
Steve-O
2026 Chris Galani going to be playing Duskbloods and Metroid Prime 4 on a Switch 2 that he stole.
01:49:39
dirtycheeks
Yeah, i'm going to steal it. We're going to be living underground at that point, so I'll steal it from the top side. one will notice me.
01:49:49
Steve-O
took it from that rich kid.
01:49:49
dirtycheeks
ah learned i'll learn to be I'll learn to be quiet. We're all going to have to learn how to be ninjas.
01:49:53
DeeBo
you
01:49:56
dirtycheeks
Anyway. i Well, that was a lot.
01:50:00
Steve-O
That was a lot.
01:50:01
dirtycheeks
I'm a little blindsided here.
01:50:01
Steve-O
Sorry.
01:50:03
DeeBo
yeah so I feel like the the switch yeah the switch to an announcement pretty good pretty good people yeah
01:50:09
dirtycheeks
I understand. It was it was it was a it was a fundamental launch announcement, right? It's big. It's big news. Um, but I, I did, I, I, I did watch yellow jackets though.
01:50:19
DeeBo
the pricing kind of grossed everybody out a little bit
01:50:26
DeeBo
I too watch Yellow Jackets.
01:50:27
Steve-O
you go.
01:50:28
dirtycheeks
And that was
01:50:28
DeeBo
Guys, I caught up. i said i said last week, I said, I'm going to catch up. I'm going to start it. I blew through eight episodes.
01:50:36
dirtycheeks
blue.
01:50:37
DeeBo
And that's a hell of a show, guys. Hell a season.
01:50:42
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I know. Isn't it great?
01:50:43
DeeBo
Really interesting decisions being made, too.
01:50:43
dirtycheeks
I, uh, yeah I know. ah And the most recent episode, ah what a decision.
01:50:53
suarbombs
Thank
01:50:53
dirtycheeks
What?
01:50:54
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. Chris, you're one ahead of me, right?
01:50:56
dirtycheeks
Whew. I, this one, that one, I keep getting shook watching this show. Like every episode, there's something that I'm just like, oh, I didn't see that coming.
01:51:07
dirtycheeks
Like that's impressive. I'm, I rarely feel that nowadays. And this show is like, doing it back to back episodes. Um, and it's all warranted.
01:51:22
dirtycheeks
I feel like there is, it's not just shock for shock sake. I feel like it's all building up to these moments. Um, yeah, it's just, it's, it's a great season of television.
01:51:34
dirtycheeks
It's, it's way better than the second season. And it's, uh, I don't know if it's better than the first, but it's, It's quite good and getting better, too.
01:51:48
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:51:49
dirtycheeks
I can only envision what the next season's going to be like. And maybe it should be the final season, too?
01:51:55
DeeBo
It seems like, you know, but that body counts get pretty high.
01:52:00
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:52:01
DeeBo
In this show, dude.
01:52:02
dirtycheeks
and this This show has a finite nature to it. It should probably end soon.
01:52:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:52:08
dirtycheeks
But it's going out hard, man. ah Holy...
01:52:11
Steve-O
It's the way to go out, right?
01:52:12
dirtycheeks
Ah, dude, yes. I feel like, especially with this subject matter and their lives as adults, there that's i can't other I can't picture it any other way, really.
01:52:26
dirtycheeks
um Great. Great television.
01:52:29
DeeBo
ah Chris, you and I also blew through Devil May Cry.
01:52:29
dirtycheeks
Wonderful.
01:52:33
DeeBo
Wait.
01:52:34
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah, that's right. i did watch that.
01:52:36
DeeBo
Dude, that fucking...
01:52:37
suarbombs
Is that the new Castlevania anime?
01:52:38
DeeBo
It is.
01:52:38
suarbombs
Is it good?
01:52:39
dirtycheeks
Holy shit, that was great
01:52:39
DeeBo
Yeah. it
01:52:41
Steve-O
It's great.
01:52:41
DeeBo
It's awesome.
01:52:41
dirtycheeks
Yeah, it's great.
01:52:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:52:42
Steve-O
That's awesome.
01:52:42
DeeBo
It's...
01:52:42
Steve-O
got to watch that.
01:52:43
dirtycheeks
It's great.
01:52:43
DeeBo
Dude, and honestly, such a love letter to Capcom. And just like the Devil May... Obviously, right? It's Devil May Cry, right?
01:52:51
dirtycheeks
There's one moment that I fell in love. I think I fell in love with it. And it was. he was getting sieged at one point and they were all shooting at him and he moved so fast that he like joined them in shooting at him.
01:53:01
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:53:05
dirtycheeks
And he's like, hey, what are we shooting at?
01:53:05
DeeBo
He's like, who are we sure?
01:53:07
dirtycheeks
And I thought that was like, okay, this is like, it's got that um one punch man type humor to it.
01:53:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:53:11
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:53:16
DeeBo
Yeah, and Chris, you've now I didn't realize you've never played the Devil May Cry game.
01:53:20
dirtycheeks
Nope, never.
01:53:21
DeeBo
That's pretty.
01:53:22
suarbombs
I haven't either.
01:53:22
Steve-O
I remember coming over your house and just ranting about Devil May Cray 5 at you at one point, Chris.
01:53:26
dirtycheeks
i think he did. And I was like, hmm, it's bouncing off me like bullets.
01:53:29
DeeBo
You're like, okay.
01:53:31
dirtycheeks
Cause I remember when that came out, was you and Tim. was Tim talking about that too for a while.
01:53:36
Steve-O
i mean, Tim's in that game. Like, his his character of V...
01:53:38
DeeBo
yeah is a character that is just him.
01:53:42
dirtycheeks
It's, I didn't expect it to not be, to be as funny.
01:53:42
DeeBo
um
01:53:45
dirtycheeks
Actually. I was really kind of shocked by that.
01:53:46
DeeBo
Yeah. um say And it's it's just like there's so many awesome nods to just Capcom in general, right? There's
01:53:54
dirtycheeks
Yes.
01:53:55
DeeBo
Okay, so the Dark Comm, which is kind of like Lady, ah you know, if you're familiar with the games, like that's where she's from, um in the universe of the show. And their outfits, their outfits is fucking the same outfit that Captain Commando wears.
01:54:13
Steve-O
Oh, that's awesome.
01:54:13
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. dude. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, dude.
01:54:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:54:15
suarbombs
That's awesome.
01:54:15
dirtycheeks
Yeah,
01:54:15
DeeBo
ah And there's like there's a cute little comment.
01:54:16
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude.
01:54:19
suarbombs
Any Resident Evil any resignieval references?
01:54:19
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah,
01:54:21
DeeBo
oh Oh, yeah.
01:54:21
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude.
01:54:22
DeeBo
There's a cute little comment.
01:54:22
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. dude. Yeah,
01:54:24
DeeBo
where ah Dante's, he's talking to Enzo, guy who gives him jobs, he's like, this is the worst job you ever sent me on.
01:54:25
dirtycheeks
Yeah, Yeah, dude. dude. Yeah, dude. dude. dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude.
01:54:29
DeeBo
He's like, worse than that Raccoon City job?
01:54:29
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. dude. dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. dude. Yeah, Yeah, dude.
01:54:32
DeeBo
And he's like, alright, second worst.
01:54:32
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. Yeah,
01:54:32
suarbombs
oh
01:54:32
dirtycheeks
Yeah, Yeah,
01:54:33
suarbombs
Oh...
01:54:33
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude.
01:54:34
DeeBo
And I'm like, I'll keep, and there's like a little Mega Man bobblehead, like, on somebody's, like, like, there's just, yeah, and, uh, and the music, like,
01:54:35
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. dude. dude. dude. Yeah, Yeah, and there're
01:54:38
Steve-O
Oh, that's fun.
01:54:39
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude. dude.
01:54:44
dirtycheeks
i hear The music is great.
01:54:45
DeeBo
ah mut like
01:54:46
dirtycheeks
Holy shit.
01:54:46
DeeBo
that So the new metal music is hilarious and awesome there.
01:54:49
dirtycheeks
Yes. it's
01:54:50
DeeBo
But like like there's other music drops which are from the other games. Like the ending theme is the theme in Devil May Cry 3.
01:55:03
dirtycheeks
Hmm.
01:55:03
DeeBo
And then there's other songs like from Devil May Cry 5 like the the Devil Trigger song. I think that's like in one of the last episodes when he's
01:55:14
suarbombs
Papa Roach is in it, right?
01:55:16
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude.
01:55:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:55:17
dirtycheeks
And they remixed that.
01:55:17
suarbombs
I saw the soundtrack, or at some tracks,
01:55:20
DeeBo
Dude.
01:55:20
dirtycheeks
They remixed that.
01:55:20
suarbombs
or least some track
01:55:22
dirtycheeks
Woo boy. I loved it.
01:55:24
DeeBo
Yeah, and it's... and Again, it's like that quality, that Castlevania high-level quality of just animation. and Yeah, dude. It's fucking eight episodes. Also, um...
01:55:36
DeeBo
Episode six was one of those like crazy, like shockingly stupidly good episodes of TV.
01:55:39
dirtycheeks
you
01:55:46
dirtycheeks
No dialogue. That's all I'm going to say.
01:55:48
DeeBo
Yeah. There's like no dialogue ah looks different from like kind of anything you've seen prior to that.
01:55:49
Steve-O
ah
01:55:58
DeeBo
And I'm like, I was not expecting me to be like, Oh, one of the best episodes of TV that I've seen in this year. It's a fucking Devil May Cry episode, but ah I mean, here we are, right?
01:56:10
DeeBo
ah It's just, yes.
01:56:12
dirtycheeks
So wait, Devin, was that Bunny, the villain in the first game?
01:56:16
DeeBo
That bunny is a brand new character.
01:56:18
dirtycheeks
Oh, really?
01:56:18
DeeBo
and Yeah, he's and he's ah he's a new character.
01:56:21
dirtycheeks
oh cool.
01:56:22
DeeBo
uh there's fun little hints at the end of the season like the the final bits we're like oh that's the guy from this game that's the guy from that game um and just some of the enemies like some of the like the demons that he fights you're like oh that's the guy from don't make cry three or four whatever um yeah dude just fucking really good guys yeah totally worth your time
01:56:27
dirtycheeks
Yeah. ah
01:56:32
dirtycheeks
Uh... Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:56:48
DeeBo
For sure. And yeah, Dante's fun.
01:56:52
dirtycheeks
guns and Guns and swords.
01:56:52
DeeBo
And...
01:56:54
dirtycheeks
Can't go wrong.
01:56:55
Steve-O
gunskins Good, good.
01:56:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:56:55
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:56:56
dirtycheeks
That's a really good combo.
01:56:58
DeeBo
Also, I love that he has this thing, so... He doesn't have the the iconic guns in this one. He doesn't have ebony and ivory.
01:57:07
suarbombs
He doesn't have Ebony and Ivory? a man.
01:57:09
DeeBo
So every gun that he uses, he accidentally crushes.
01:57:12
dirtycheeks
I see. He just breaks them in his hands.
01:57:13
DeeBo
and he's like, ah, shit! Yeah, so eventually i think we're gonna get... You know, the guns. um
01:57:21
Steve-O
o
01:57:22
suarbombs
Man, this is why i wish the God of War was gonna be animated and not live-action and cringey.
01:57:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:30
suarbombs
But we'll see.
01:57:31
DeeBo
Hey, and what are you going to do?
01:57:32
dirtycheeks
Well, when they get Tom Hanks as Kratos, you'll be changing your tune.
01:57:34
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:36
Steve-O
Dude.
01:57:36
DeeBo
No, also, you know, also, i saw i saw a little snooty movie. I saw little snooty snoot movie this week.
01:57:42
dirtycheeks
Oh,
01:57:44
DeeBo
So i watched a film called the, no, I watched a film, uh, from 1988 called the vanishing, ah Dutch psychological thriller.
01:57:45
suarbombs
I watched Citizen Kane.
01:57:47
dirtycheeks
yeah?
01:57:47
suarbombs
Wow, David.
01:57:53
dirtycheeks
Ooh. oh
01:57:59
suarbombs
Dutch?
01:58:00
DeeBo
yeah, it's, it's a, it directed by George Sluge.
01:58:01
suarbombs
Interesting.
01:58:04
DeeBo
Uh, I'm sure I nailed that pronunciation.
01:58:05
dirtycheeks
Not shluzure.
01:58:08
DeeBo
Um,
01:58:10
DeeBo
So the reason why this kind of even hit my radar is because Stanley Kubrick says it's the scariest movie he's ever seen.
01:58:19
dirtycheeks
Oh boy.
01:58:19
DeeBo
And he called the director. He's like, I've seen this movie 10 times. He called the director just to like fucking suck his dick, basically. He's like, oh my God, I love this.
01:58:27
suarbombs
Nice.
01:58:28
DeeBo
I love that. i was like, all right, I should see this. And it's it's really interesting. And... And I say scary, right? He's scared. It's not like a horror film.
01:58:40
DeeBo
It is like this couple.
01:58:42
suarbombs
It's like creepy, like persona.
01:58:43
DeeBo
Yeah, like this young couple, this young couple, they're on vacation.
01:58:44
suarbombs
It's like persona scary.
01:58:48
DeeBo
They have like a fight, like a pretty nasty fight before. They make up, but like they had a fight. And then they're at this rest stop. And she goes in and she just never comes out.
01:59:00
DeeBo
And he's like, where's where'd she go? And then. they are not shy about who did it. And they kind of also show you like what he did and how he kind of worked up the plan to abduct this person and why he did it.
01:59:18
DeeBo
ah So it kind of gives
01:59:18
dirtycheeks
Oh, he did he did the the Bundy way of doing it, right?
01:59:22
DeeBo
you... Yeah, yeah i guess. And then it's kind of like...
01:59:24
dirtycheeks
He had the cast on his arm.
01:59:26
DeeBo
Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're you're looking at like a trailer or whatever.
01:59:28
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I was looking at picture of it, and that's how Ted Bundy used to get ladies into his car.
01:59:30
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So...
01:59:34
DeeBo
And it's it's funny because you see in the movie that he's trying to like abduct people and they're not buying it. And he's like, oh, fuck, I should have a fake you know cast on my arm.
01:59:46
DeeBo
but That way I'm going to get people.
01:59:47
dirtycheeks
Sympathy.
01:59:49
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. And then um you know I'm not going to spoil the movie, but it goes – it's super haunting in the sense of like I go, I would have made every decision this guy made.
02:00:04
DeeBo
And it was not going to turn out well for me at all. And I'm like, oh, like the movie ends. And I was just like, oh, my God, like what a fucking yeah what a movie. But so it's on Apple.
02:00:14
dirtycheeks
Where'd you see this? Did you find it?
02:00:17
DeeBo
i It was on a Plex server.
02:00:20
dirtycheeks
Okay.
02:00:20
DeeBo
So that that just gives me i there's no crime there, officer. ah But ah it's on Apple TV, I believe.
02:00:28
dirtycheeks
Ooh.
02:00:28
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, The Vanishing. It's hour 40 minutes, hour like 45, something like that. I'm not saying it's super short, but it's not, you know, two and a half.
02:00:42
DeeBo
And fucking, yeah, dude, really good movie. And the very spooky. Am I crazy or did nobody talk about Daredevil this week?
02:00:54
DeeBo
I forgot to watch it.
02:00:55
suarbombs
I didn't even watch it yet.
02:00:55
Steve-O
I watched it yesterday.
02:00:57
dirtycheeks
I watched it and kind of forgot about it.
02:00:59
DeeBo
Yeah. It didn't seem like literally i didn't even see people talking about it So i was like, this what's been a boy?
02:01:04
dirtycheeks
So, ah now that you bring it back, what do we got? We got Muse.
02:01:07
DeeBo
What a.
02:01:09
dirtycheeks
You saw his face. He's Bastion Butthead or something. Yeah.
02:01:14
DeeBo
Oh, passion. What did see?
02:01:16
suarbombs
was he the was he the guy was he the
02:01:16
Steve-O
man.
02:01:17
DeeBo
Is he from Kamala Khan's universe?
02:01:18
suarbombs
was he was he the guy that ah Was he the guy that asked the the psychiatrist for an autograph on the book?
02:01:24
Steve-O
Yeah, the autograph signing, yeah, that was that was Muse.
02:01:25
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:01:26
suarbombs
Yeah, okay.
02:01:27
Steve-O
yeah
02:01:28
DeeBo
Oh.
02:01:28
Steve-O
um
02:01:29
DeeBo
Smiling.
02:01:29
Steve-O
Yeah, just in general, like i felt I feel like the Muse stuff is kind of weak.
02:01:31
DeeBo
Smilers go.
02:01:33
Steve-O
like it It was something that they just kind of like opened and closed in two episodes.
02:01:33
dirtycheeks
It is weak.
02:01:37
suarbombs
Guys, it's born again. It's fine. It's the best.
02:01:40
Steve-O
It's born again.
02:01:40
DeeBo
yeah
02:01:40
Steve-O
Come on, born again.
02:01:41
suarbombs
It's the best.
02:01:42
Steve-O
i mean, the the thing is, the strongest stuff is always the kingpin, it's and it's always going to be Matt. like you know Everything else on the screen, i could care less about, aside from these two.
02:01:47
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:01:50
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:01:50
dirtycheeks
Exactly.
02:01:51
suarbombs
Punisher just, Punisher's not going to show up again?
02:01:53
Steve-O
He's living in the bottom of an apartment complex just waiting to berate someone.
02:01:57
dirtycheeks
He's living the life. He's living the life right now.
02:02:00
Steve-O
I'm doing laundry!
02:02:03
dirtycheeks
Hey listen, you know it's hard out here. I gotta separate the the white clothing and the black clothing and the colors run.
02:02:10
Steve-O
You can't mix the clothing together, Matty!
02:02:13
DeeBo
and they're like and there he's like wait what do we do about your black and white Punisher shirt oh
02:02:19
dirtycheeks
you think I'm just such a problem? Why I'm crying all the time.
02:02:24
Steve-O
I bought a war on crime and laundry.
02:02:25
DeeBo
likester did you who I served I pasta past
02:02:31
Steve-O
got some pasta at an Italian restaurant. That was kind of sick, though. Kingpin just sitting in the back of an Italian restaurant, just waiting to get capped.
02:02:39
dirtycheeks
The guy getting iced. The guy getting iced behind him.
02:02:41
Steve-O
You know what?
02:02:42
dirtycheeks
That's fun.
02:02:42
Steve-O
That's a fun like thing to do with your significant other.
02:02:46
dirtycheeks
Yeah, it is you know?
02:02:46
Steve-O
One of you goes out. The other one puts a hit on. meet just meet up
02:02:51
DeeBo
Oh, so it's it's heavy, heavy flirting then.
02:02:54
Steve-O
Yeah, it's like, you know what?
02:02:55
dirtycheeks
Of course.
02:02:55
Steve-O
I'm going to go eat a big Italian meal with my hitman assistant.
02:03:00
DeeBo
I'm not going to lie. I could go for a big Italian meal right now. I'm starving.
02:03:04
dirtycheeks
right. Yeah, I mean, if he came, you know, i was eating that big, I wouldn't have seen him.
02:03:06
Steve-O
There you go. Well,
02:03:10
dirtycheeks
That's a big meal.
02:03:10
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:03:11
dirtycheeks
I would have enjoyed myself.
02:03:11
Steve-O
that's why you have someone else shoot. It's not you doing the shooting.
02:03:13
dirtycheeks
i Yeah, I'm glad, you know.
02:03:15
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:03:17
dirtycheeks
got be more like Kingpin.
02:03:18
Steve-O
Thank you for saving my life. I make sure Vanessa gets tiramisu.
02:03:21
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:03:24
dirtycheeks
yeah
02:03:26
Steve-O
But like, you know, it's like, ah i think it's so stupid.
02:03:27
DeeBo
yeah
02:03:30
Steve-O
was It's like, i hate my father. He made me become a, what is the Taekwondo master?
02:03:38
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that's so stupid.
02:03:39
Steve-O
Oh, fuck. I wanted to be an artist, not a Taekwondo master.
02:03:44
dirtycheeks
And he learned everything you need to learn to fight Daredevil in three months before killing the Taekwondo master because he had a disagreement or something.
02:03:53
DeeBo
but
02:03:53
dirtycheeks
He's like, don't like kicking. That's probably what it was.
02:03:57
DeeBo
I would have punched people. That's not really what we do here at Taekwondo.
02:04:01
dirtycheeks
Gah! Muse
02:04:05
Steve-O
Muse, attack!
02:04:07
DeeBo
that du ah This sounded better and better, guys. and don't know.
02:04:11
Steve-O
Muse, bloodsteal move!
02:04:14
DeeBo
hello
02:04:16
dirtycheeks
that's what it felt like that's what that's what this whole character development felt like
02:04:16
DeeBo
It was an art attack.
02:04:23
Steve-O
it's It feels like ever since the two-episode week, things have just been kind of stagnant.
02:04:30
DeeBo
Well, that was only last week.
02:04:31
Steve-O
No, I know. But still, though, it's like, I think my like, I'm starting to see the like the cracks in the season.
02:04:38
DeeBo
Right.
02:04:38
dirtycheeks
yes yeah I agree
02:04:40
DeeBo
Yeah, it sounds like that whatever that thing I read was like pretty on point. Yeah, yeah, very uneven.
02:04:44
dirtycheeks
very uneven.
02:04:45
DeeBo
yeah yeah very andev
02:04:48
dirtycheeks
That's what I'm getting. I'm getting that impression. And it's tough, too, because there's a lot of other good TV on, you know, like Severance was this year and now Yellow Jackets.
02:05:00
dirtycheeks
It's like, it's hard to remember this in comparison to Yellow Jackets.
02:05:03
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, again, like, I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but like, yeah, I forgot to watch it. You know?
02:05:11
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:05:11
DeeBo
was like, oh shit. And then i was like, I'll, I, I gotta watch Yellow Jackets instead. Sorry.
02:05:18
Steve-O
mean, there's still good stuff on TV, thankfully.
02:05:18
DeeBo
But,
02:05:20
Steve-O
so Studio.
02:05:21
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:05:22
Steve-O
I watched Studio. Studio was very fun. You were right about that, Chris.
02:05:26
dirtycheeks
Studios, great show. I'm keeping and'm keeping on the train. It's still funny. Third episode. ah Ron Howard's in it. And we learned that he has he's like an abusive side.
02:05:38
Steve-O
Oh, no
02:05:39
dirtycheeks
Oh, dude, it's great. It's absolutely lovely.
02:05:41
Steve-O
Dude.
02:05:42
dirtycheeks
This
02:05:43
Steve-O
Steve Buscemi showing up at the end of the first episode.
02:05:47
dirtycheeks
is going to be his last movie.
02:05:48
Steve-O
It's going his last movie. It was really funny. it It's very good. I highly recommend checking it out if you got an interest in movie making.
02:05:55
dirtycheeks
yeah yeah i feel like it's a good uh reflection of what's currently going on you know with movies it's cool and it's funny
02:05:55
DeeBo
That's ah Apple, right?
02:05:56
Steve-O
That's Apple. Yeah.
02:05:57
DeeBo
Apple Show.
02:05:58
Steve-O
um
02:06:05
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah. um Anything else?
02:06:09
suarbombs
ah the super The Superman
Superman Movie Insights and Anticipation
02:06:11
suarbombs
trailer. The sneak peek.
02:06:11
Steve-O
Oh.
02:06:12
suarbombs
Did you guys watch that shit?
02:06:13
DeeBo
Yeah, that's right.
02:06:13
dirtycheeks
oh yeah we got
02:06:15
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
02:06:17
suarbombs
Man, there's robots.
02:06:17
dirtycheeks
Superman and crypto being a crypto being a dickhead.
02:06:19
suarbombs
got the We got the grant got the Grant Morrison robots, man. Oh my god.
02:06:26
dirtycheeks
No person. I don't think so.
02:06:28
suarbombs
I don't think so at all.
02:06:30
DeeBo
yeah Hey, John, you know what I don't get, though?
02:06:30
suarbombs
Dude, how cool was that fucking...
02:06:32
DeeBo
How come the sun hurt him?
02:06:33
suarbombs
ah Why is he screaming? Why is he screaming when the sun shines on him? What the heck? That's not Superman.
02:06:38
Steve-O
a Superman loves the sun.
02:06:39
DeeBo
How's that thing going to hide if it's so big? don't get it.
02:06:44
suarbombs
Dude, I fucking can't, dude.
02:06:47
DeeBo
John, why are his eyes like that?
02:06:49
dirtycheeks
Why is this dog so mean?
02:06:50
suarbombs
I can't, dude.
02:06:53
suarbombs
Crypto is supposed to be a smart dog. They didn didn't get anything right. This is your Superman, the man of that they were calling. You're going to love this, Devin. But they were calling him the man of squeal.
02:07:04
DeeBo
yeah
02:07:05
suarbombs
That's what they were calling him.
02:07:06
DeeBo
Oh, hell yeah, dude.
02:07:07
Steve-O
Oh, man. Wow.
02:07:09
suarbombs
Ooh, the Antonio Banderas gif. Ooh.
02:07:12
DeeBo
John, there's few things I like more than your relationship with these Superman haters.
02:07:13
Steve-O
yeah
02:07:18
suarbombs
Oh my god, but I don't engage with them. It's just I just get mad.
02:07:20
DeeBo
I know, but you just give me a little gem.
02:07:21
dirtycheeks
I can't anymore.
02:07:21
suarbombs
Oh yeah, you're not a lot.
02:07:23
dirtycheeks
got thrown out.
02:07:26
suarbombs
You got excommunicado from the fucking...
02:07:28
dirtycheeks
I got Eskiracado.
02:07:28
Steve-O
Excommunicado.
02:07:29
dirtycheeks
That Snyder Cut, they don't little' kid around. That was fast.
02:07:32
suarbombs
Yeah, they don't fuck around, dude.
02:07:33
dirtycheeks
That was fast.
02:07:33
suarbombs
They don't fuck around.
02:07:34
dirtycheeks
Within a day.
02:07:36
DeeBo
Man, you know one of them robots. That little girl robot's going to die, though, and he's going to be all sad. He's going to be real fucking sad about that, dude.
02:07:41
Steve-O
That's going real fucked up, dude. It's going to real fucked up.
02:07:45
dirtycheeks
My mom was like, crypto better not die. I'm like, yeah.
02:07:49
suarbombs
He's not gonna I mean, I...
02:07:50
DeeBo
Yeah, what what what if it's like a...
02:07:50
dirtycheeks
yeah No,
02:07:51
suarbombs
Who knows? Who knows?
02:07:52
Steve-O
Cryptos. No, it's not they're not going to be a John Wick Superman.
02:07:55
suarbombs
But, dude, like...
02:07:56
dirtycheeks
no, no. No.
02:07:57
suarbombs
Dude, the fucking, like... i was watching the interviews that they had at CinemaCon this week, and, like, it's so refreshing to see these people that really care about this shit. Like, it's it's insane, dude. like Like, um Rachel Brosnahan and David Cornswit actually got, like, in a lover's spat, like, after a question was asked to one of them.
02:08:17
suarbombs
Like, it was actually really... It was really like organic and like amazing to see.
02:08:21
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
02:08:22
suarbombs
Like, um cause like they were talking about, i guess what they revealed was that Lois and Clark are in, they were in a relationship. Like when the movie starts, they've been in a relationship for, I think like a couple months.
02:08:35
suarbombs
So they're like trying to figure out whether or not it's like just the fling or like, if this is something that is like a forever thing. And then like that, so Rachel Brosnan's like explaining that.
02:08:47
suarbombs
And then David Cornish went under his breath says, it will should be forever. like He just looks down he says it should be forever. So like I don't know. So then like they're talking about like how like they butt heads because they have relationship issues because Superman believes, obviously, they get it right.
02:08:54
DeeBo
you
02:09:03
suarbombs
Superman believes that no matter what, preservation of life is the most important thing. right like All life should be should be preserved no matter what.
02:09:13
suarbombs
No matter what decisions are made.
02:09:13
Steve-O
But John, man of steel, he snaps that guy's neck.
02:09:15
suarbombs
Yeah. so that So then Rachel, but so then like, and then Rachel Brosnahan, ah her Lois is a you utilitarian.
02:09:18
dirtycheeks
you
02:09:24
suarbombs
So she says, she acknowledges that, you know, whatever the best for the greater good, no matter, like whatever the cost is, if some people die, that's fine.
02:09:36
suarbombs
But like, if the greater good is is the end result, then it was a good result, right? So then they like start, like, they start butting heads back and forth because like, she basically calls, like, he was saying, like, oh, well, like, Superman thinks that, like, yeah, like, neg like, she's, Lois is thinking, like, oh, there's all this negative stuff, too, but, like, what about all the good stuff that we did today, blah, blah, blah, and then Rachel's, like, puts her hand up, and she's, like, wait a minute, like, and then start, like, arguing, like, no, and then, like,
02:10:10
suarbombs
And then the the interviewer like called Superman, well, he's kind of like naive. And then David Cornswet, he starts sweating. And then like he actually like kind of gets offended that that she said that Superman's naive.
02:10:17
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:10:21
suarbombs
And he's like, he's not like that. like And it's like it's funny because Superman is naive, right? And so is David Cornswet in that moment in time. And he's trying to explain why he's not, but he really kind of is. And like it's like its it's it was really like...
02:10:36
suarbombs
really really refreshing and cool to see that they're get that these guys are getting it they get it yeah they understand what each character is and then like and nicholas holt's there too and and james gutt explains that nicholas like lex luthor in addition to the dynamic between how superman and lois view things lex luthor is you know he gets right like it's no matter what whoever dies whatever as long as we get the truth as long as we get the answers that we're looking for we get the science like
02:10:37
DeeBo
yeah
02:10:39
Steve-O
Good casting. Hmm.
02:11:04
suarbombs
the science is the most important part to him, like, blah, blah, blah. So, like, like it's it's really, man, I'm like, i if this movie's bad, dude, I don't know what I'm going to do. i might I might just fucking, like, delete myself from the Earth.
02:11:14
Steve-O
Yeah, if you get if you get two Superman movies that are bad...
02:11:19
suarbombs
Because, it really feels like they got it, dude. They really understand, like, it seems like they understand the question.
02:11:23
DeeBo
Yeah,
02:11:24
suarbombs
And then I read another article where James Gunn was talking about how annoying David Cornswett was, like,
02:11:30
DeeBo
yeah, yeah. yeah Because of all the questions you would ask.
02:11:33
suarbombs
When he first got cast because he just kept asking questions about like, is he do this?
02:11:37
dirtycheeks
Oh,
02:11:38
suarbombs
Is he is Superman like that? Blah, blah, blah. Like doing his research. But like, like it it ends up like, you know, he's like, yeah, it is annoying. But yeah, I guess like the cool thing is like the crypto dynamic is the different thing.
02:11:51
suarbombs
Like that's something we haven't really seen before either because.
02:11:54
Steve-O
No, that's completely unique.
02:11:56
suarbombs
Yeah, because they're talking about how Crypto is a super-powered dog that Superman is, like, taking care of, obviously, trying to train. But he's the worst dog. Like, he's a... He, like, he fucks up shit in the Forge of Solitude. He hunts wildlife all the time.
02:12:13
suarbombs
Like, you can tell in that sneak peek.
02:12:13
DeeBo
Thank you.
02:12:14
suarbombs
He doesn't really know what's going on.
02:12:14
Steve-O
That's so fun. That's such a fun spin on that.
02:12:16
dirtycheeks
He's a young dog.
02:12:16
suarbombs
I know...
02:12:17
dirtycheeks
He needs to be train he trained. And that's what the whole movie is probably going to be him training the dog on top of everything else.
02:12:22
suarbombs
He's bizarro. Like the way I thought about was like, oh, he's just bizarro, like bizarro as a dog. So like, which is going to be awesome.
02:12:28
dirtycheeks
Yep.
02:12:29
suarbombs
I think, like, I think the, oh man, this movie is going to be amazing, dude.
02:12:32
dirtycheeks
He's going to have to train the dog during all of everything else he's doing.
02:12:37
Steve-O
I mean, that that's a fun thing to throw at Superman.
02:12:37
dirtycheeks
and
02:12:37
suarbombs
Yeah, but that's
02:12:41
Steve-O
Because it's like, Superman's like you know amazing at everything, could outrun you, outrace you, outthink you.
02:12:41
suarbombs
Superman, dude. Yeah.
02:12:48
Steve-O
But like is Superman any good at training a dog?
02:12:52
dirtycheeks
It's tough.
02:12:52
Steve-O
Probably not.
02:12:52
dirtycheeks
It's hard work to act babies in the beginning.
02:12:53
suarbombs
and also And he's also like, it's a super is a dog with his power, so it's like he can't just like not care about it anymore.
02:13:02
Steve-O
Yeah, no one else can take care of this dog.
02:13:04
dirtycheeks
Yeah, exactly.
02:13:04
suarbombs
He can't yeah he can't he can't leave he can't leave it with his parents in Kansas.
02:13:09
suarbombs
like There's no way.
02:13:10
Steve-O
Dude, that's a 10 out of 10 concept.
02:13:10
suarbombs
right so It's crazy, dude.
02:13:12
Steve-O
Fucking James Gunn gonna fucking knock it out of the park.
02:13:12
dirtycheeks
Yeah, right.
02:13:13
suarbombs
it's it's crazy dude It's crazy, right?
02:13:14
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:13:15
dirtycheeks
It's the perfect idea, too, of him, too, because he's also like a sheltered dog, you know, like he was picked up by his family as well as a castaway.
02:13:21
suarbombs
right
02:13:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:13:22
suarbombs
yeah Oh, man.
02:13:27
dirtycheeks
Like it all ties into who he is. Like, it's great.
02:13:29
suarbombs
This movie is going be this movie is going to be crazy, dude, because that's that's the thing is like he's not just going off of like all star Superman ideas like this crypto thing is like completely new. And like, i've I don't remember ever reading a story about Superman where like he's he's trying to train crypto.
02:13:47
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:13:47
suarbombs
The all star Superman crypto is they play fetch on the moon and it's really awesome.
02:13:47
Steve-O
a
02:13:52
suarbombs
ah But this one this is going to be this could be something completely different. I can't wait.
02:13:55
dirtycheeks
He's going be handful.
02:13:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:13:57
suarbombs
It's going to be handful and it's going awesome because it's a dog.
02:14:00
Steve-O
Can't wait.
02:14:00
dirtycheeks
Yep.
02:14:01
Steve-O
July? Dude.
02:14:02
suarbombs
ah July 11th, I think.
02:14:05
Steve-O
July is going to be a banger of a month.
02:14:06
dirtycheeks
Damn.
02:14:06
DeeBo
Sorry, I'll be playing Donkey Kong.
02:14:06
suarbombs
Oh, man.
02:14:10
dirtycheeks
Get the fuck out here.
02:14:10
suarbombs
Oh, yeah.
02:14:11
DeeBo
Yes. It's my billions of dollars.
02:14:15
Steve-O
It is your birthday at the beginning of that month.
02:14:16
dirtycheeks
Hehehehe.
02:14:19
DeeBo
Oh boy, yeah.
02:14:21
Steve-O
I would like to have half the amount of a Switch 2, please.
02:14:22
DeeBo
So...
02:14:25
DeeBo
Please, could I afford...
02:14:26
suarbombs
Why is Superman screaming when the sun hits him? It doesn't make any sense. It's like, dude, did you fucking watch the video? like They kind of explain it in the video without without like telling you directly.
02:14:39
suarbombs
His bones are broken. What it?
02:14:40
DeeBo
Nah, dude.
02:14:41
Steve-O
Don't you understand, John?
02:14:41
suarbombs
His lung was punctured?
02:14:42
Steve-O
These people are stupid.
02:14:43
suarbombs
And then they say, well, if his lungs punctured, how can he whistle like that?
02:14:46
dirtycheeks
They're all the earth, John. You know, morons.
02:14:50
suarbombs
Chris, if his lungs punctured, how can he whistle like that?
02:14:52
Steve-O
Oh, he's got you there, Chris.
02:14:52
suarbombs
That doesn't make any sense.
02:14:53
dirtycheeks
ah
02:14:54
Steve-O
He's got you there, buddy.
02:14:55
dirtycheeks
I see how you're writing. He's not, he doesn't have super strength or anything and super breath. Yeah.
02:15:02
Steve-O
All right. We got some stuff. Do we want to rapid fire these? Because we're going a little long.
02:15:07
dirtycheeks
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Cool.
02:15:08
Steve-O
So let's do hot and or not. And I want to I want to hear, you know, some some thoughts real quick before we go to the next thing.
02:15:13
dirtycheeks
okay okay
02:15:15
Steve-O
So starting at the top, Devin, ah you put ah Spider-Man Beyond the Spider-Verse back on the release date. ah First look.
02:15:22
suarbombs
2027.
02:15:24
DeeBo
Yeah, delayed to 2027.
02:15:26
suarbombs
Not.
02:15:27
dirtycheeks
not
02:15:28
DeeBo
Pretty lame, everyone.
02:15:29
suarbombs
Move on. Move on.
02:15:29
Steve-O
Not ah you got this.
02:15:31
DeeBo
ah
02:15:33
Steve-O
You go.
02:15:33
DeeBo
Guy Gardner, officially going to be in the Lantern DC series at HBO.
02:15:36
suarbombs
Hot.
02:15:36
Steve-O
Hot thumbs up.
02:15:37
suarbombs
ah We actually, we talked about, yeah, we talked about this last week. Hot.
02:15:40
dirtycheeks
coming out on lanterns TV show.
02:15:41
DeeBo
yes
02:15:41
dirtycheeks
Hot, hot, hot.
02:15:43
DeeBo
You know Hey, Warner Brothers completes worldwide sale of Coyote vs. Acme. It's finally coming out.
02:15:50
dirtycheeks
I
02:15:51
DeeBo
That's hot. Come on.
02:15:51
suarbombs
Hot, I guess.
02:15:52
DeeBo
Fuck you, Chris.
02:15:52
Steve-O
a
02:15:53
suarbombs
Yeah, hot.
02:15:53
DeeBo
Fuck you guys.
02:15:53
Steve-O
a
02:15:54
DeeBo
That's just good.
02:15:54
dirtycheeks
and just,
02:15:55
DeeBo
That's just good vibes.
02:15:55
dirtycheeks
No, no, no, no, no. Devin, it's just, you know, all the shit that happened with it. No, it's got like a
02:15:59
DeeBo
Well, right, but it like you know at least it's not being shelved indefinitely.
02:16:02
Steve-O
I heard he sold it to himself through like another.
02:16:03
dirtycheeks
That's true.
02:16:06
Steve-O
ah I think we talked about that on a previous thing, but yeah, I'm I'm I'm excited.
02:16:09
dirtycheeks
Hey, ketchup. He sold it to a company called ketchup.
02:16:12
Steve-O
This movie isn't just going to exist in the nether realm. So hot.
02:16:17
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. It's, it's yeah, it's not.
02:16:18
suarbombs
Hot.
02:16:19
dirtycheeks
Hot.
02:16:20
Steve-O
Really talked about that.
02:16:20
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:16:20
DeeBo
We talked about the
02:16:22
suarbombs
Sydney Sweeney or Sweeney Todd? Pick one.
02:16:24
DeeBo
ah
02:16:24
suarbombs
Which one?
02:16:25
DeeBo
Hot and hotter. don't know.
02:16:26
Steve-O
What if you combine the two and they make pie together?
02:16:30
dirtycheeks
Sydney Todd.
02:16:32
suarbombs
What? What?
02:16:33
Steve-O
That's pretty good. That's pretty good, Chris.
02:16:34
dirtycheeks
yeah
02:16:35
Steve-O
I respect that.
02:16:36
DeeBo
Sweeney's Sydney. There it is.
02:16:39
Steve-O
We're getting somewhere.
02:16:41
DeeBo
ah Megan 2 trailer came out. Going Terminator 2 route. Let's make it an action movie.
02:16:46
Steve-O
That first movie was super fun.
02:16:46
dirtycheeks
Hot.
02:16:47
Steve-O
So more of that. Sure. Yeah.
02:16:50
dirtycheeks
This looks like fun.
02:16:51
DeeBo
Yeah, I was kind of like in there. I didn't want to like it. And I was like, ah fuck. I kind of like this.
02:16:58
dirtycheeks
That was fun. she flying around and everything.
02:16:59
DeeBo
Yeah, you know.
02:17:01
dirtycheeks
It's going to great.
02:17:01
DeeBo
And she's like stuck in a stupid little chibi robot for like, I guess, a chunk of the movie. so I hate this.
02:17:07
dirtycheeks
Sign me the fuck up.
02:17:10
DeeBo
Yes. Then we got a naked gun teaser with Liam Nuneson.
02:17:14
suarbombs
Hot. ae I cannot...
02:17:16
dirtycheeks
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
02:17:18
suarbombs
I really want to watch that movie. i really
02:17:20
dirtycheeks
I do.
02:17:21
suarbombs
I was really giggling watching that trailer.
02:17:24
dirtycheeks
That OJ Simpson joke is fucking on point.
02:17:26
suarbombs
yeah Dude, yeah.
02:17:26
DeeBo
that was pretty cool uh bring her back trailer uh the basically the guys who did uh uh talk to me those those youtube twins uh they made ah talk to me and then now there's this trailer i'll be honest i don't know how i feel about this trailer because i saw it and i said
02:17:29
suarbombs
wow That was chef's kiss, dude.
02:17:30
dirtycheeks
o Love it.
02:17:31
suarbombs
Perfect.
02:17:39
dirtycheeks
Hot.
02:17:54
DeeBo
I don't know what this movie's about. I have no concept of what this movie's about.
02:17:58
dirtycheeks
I think it's about bringing her dead daughter back to life in some weird ritual.
02:18:01
DeeBo
Yeah, it's just like... And I'm only poo-pooing the trailer. It just seems like ah kind a montage of spooky imagery, but no plot.
02:18:13
DeeBo
And whatever.
02:18:13
dirtycheeks
um I'm on board. I like talk to me.
02:18:15
DeeBo
i think the movie's going to be good because I really liked their first movie and this... he's only going to be probably them with more, you know, more experience, but on the trailer, I'm going to give it a nod.
02:18:30
dirtycheeks
hot.
02:18:31
Steve-O
Okay, we got a contradiction right there.
02:18:31
dirtycheeks
It's going be hot.
02:18:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:18:33
Steve-O
We'll see.
02:18:33
suarbombs
Squat.
02:18:34
Steve-O
oh you know, I'll say snot.
02:18:35
DeeBo
Yeah. Squat.
02:18:37
dirtycheeks
Nothing.
02:18:40
DeeBo
Uh, then we got the Tron Aries trailer.
02:18:43
dirtycheeks
Not.
02:18:43
suarbombs
Bot.
02:18:44
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:18:44
Steve-O
But that's pretty good.
02:18:45
DeeBo
No, I'll probably the, the actual answer.
02:18:47
Steve-O
It's pretty good.
02:18:49
DeeBo
ah Guys, I don't know, man. Why why do we keep trying to make Tron happen?
02:18:55
dirtycheeks
I really don't get it myself.
02:18:55
Steve-O
Because we want we.
02:18:56
suarbombs
Is that was that Punk doing the score or no?
02:18:57
Steve-O
Yeah, we want more Daft Punk soundtracks.
02:18:58
DeeBo
No, Trent Reznor, I think.
02:19:00
dirtycheeks
I've never been a Tron fan. ah Yeah, I don't get it much.
02:19:05
suarbombs
I've been a D-Rezd fan.
02:19:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:19:06
dirtycheeks
Yeah, well, that's great.
02:19:06
suarbombs
I love that song from the...
02:19:08
dirtycheeks
The only thing that's good.
02:19:09
DeeBo
No, I'm sorry, not...
02:19:09
Steve-O
Yo, give me a reboot.
02:19:09
suarbombs
love that. i love
02:19:10
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:19:10
Steve-O
Give me a reboot movie.
02:19:11
suarbombs
ah love that.
02:19:12
DeeBo
ah So it says the official...
02:19:12
Steve-O
Come on.
02:19:13
suarbombs
Let's get that fun back together.
02:19:15
DeeBo
Yeah, featuring original music by Nine Inch Nails.
02:19:19
suarbombs
ah Interesting.
02:19:20
Steve-O
i think you need I think you need the duo. You can get one or the other, but you need Tren and Atticus.
02:19:24
dirtycheeks
Atticus Finch.
02:19:24
suarbombs
you try You need Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross?
02:19:25
dirtycheeks
Atticus
02:19:28
suarbombs
Yeah.
02:19:28
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
02:19:28
DeeBo
Oh, man.
02:19:29
dirtycheeks
Ross.
02:19:29
suarbombs
Hmm.
02:19:30
DeeBo
You know what? What have either of those robots been up to, by the way? and What has Daft and or Punk been up to? No, no, no.
02:19:37
dirtycheeks
They broke up.
02:19:37
suarbombs
probably just chilling, dude.
02:19:38
Steve-O
They broke up.
02:19:38
suarbombs
They're probably
02:19:38
DeeBo
I know. I know they broke up, but I'm saying like, what did one continue to make music?
02:19:42
suarbombs
just chilling.
02:19:43
DeeBo
Like, I don't know.
02:19:44
Steve-O
Probably just...
02:19:44
dirtycheeks
Living in a robot island.
02:19:45
suarbombs
They're collecting their Spotify checks every month.
02:19:48
dirtycheeks
Yeah, exactly.
02:19:48
DeeBo
oh Oh, so they're collecting their $45 checks.
02:19:48
suarbombs
That's what it is.
02:19:52
suarbombs
Yeah, for sure.
02:19:52
DeeBo
Fucking Jesus. You think they're making money on Spotify, bro? Come on.
02:19:56
suarbombs
Yeah, if anybody's making money off of Spotify, it's probably them.
02:20:00
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
02:20:01
suarbombs
Them and, like, Kendrick.
02:20:03
DeeBo
Now, did you see...
02:20:03
suarbombs
But, like,
02:20:04
DeeBo
ah so a Snoop Dogg was notified that he had like over a billion total plays. And he was like, how much did I make?
02:20:15
DeeBo
And he's like, three he made like $300,000 for billion plays.
02:20:16
suarbombs
$100,000. Yeah.
02:20:18
DeeBo
for a billion plays So I don't i don't think Daft Punk's making that much money.
02:20:21
dirtycheeks
Wow.
02:20:24
DeeBo
ah Speaking of not going to make a lot of money, in the only world that I live in, Five Night at Freddy's 2 trailer.
02:20:25
suarbombs
me see ima see how many plays Daft Punk gets.
02:20:33
dirtycheeks
This looks stupid.
02:20:34
Steve-O
Fuck this.
02:20:36
dirtycheeks
not
02:20:36
Steve-O
First one was a fucking piece of shit that everyone fucking sucked off. he was crappy. There you There's 300,000 right
02:20:42
DeeBo
Hey, good
02:20:42
suarbombs
ah get Get Lucky has a billion plays.
02:20:45
DeeBo
there it is.
02:20:46
Steve-O
so you go there's three hundred thousand right there.
02:20:47
DeeBo
So that's rent for one month in LA, yeah.
02:20:48
suarbombs
One more time is $700 million.
02:20:50
Steve-O
getting there
02:20:52
DeeBo
It's getting there. ah So, yeah, it's Five Night Freddy's trailer. My personal worst movie of the year. The year came out. ah So, no, I'm not excited.
02:21:03
DeeBo
This is a not big old not for me.
02:21:05
Steve-O
this This comes out around my birthday, so this is my birthday movie.
02:21:07
DeeBo
Oh, happy birthday.
02:21:08
Steve-O
Awesome. Great.
02:21:09
dirtycheeks
Happy birthday, Steve.
02:21:10
Steve-O
Great.
02:21:11
dirtycheeks
Five nights on TV.
02:21:11
Steve-O
Stupid idiot movie. Let's talk about Peacemaker Season 2 returning. It sounds like James Gunn is real excited about this project.
02:21:19
dirtycheeks
Mmm.
James Gunn's Peacemaker Season 2 Excitement
02:21:20
dirtycheeks
August 21st. Very hot. very high
02:21:22
suarbombs
What if he wasn't? What if he was like, eh, just watch it, I guess, if you want.
02:21:24
Steve-O
and i'm more and I'm more into everything else. Dude, that's the...
02:21:27
suarbombs
Watch it if you want. It's fine.
02:21:31
Steve-O
I'm excited James Gunn's got so many fingers on the on the pulses of DC.
02:21:35
dirtycheeks
In the pies.
02:21:36
Steve-O
and The pies of DC.
02:21:37
dirtycheeks
In the pole.
02:21:38
Steve-O
Because they're they've been good so far.
02:21:38
dirtycheeks
The pulses and the pies.
02:21:40
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:21:40
dirtycheeks
ze The pulses and the pies.
02:21:40
DeeBo
but But, Steve, John Cena's a heel. How can I enjoy this show where he's not a heel?
02:21:45
Steve-O
Oh, you're right. Fuck John Cena!
02:21:47
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:21:47
Steve-O
Recast him! Cody Rhodes!
02:21:49
DeeBo
John Cena's a bad boy. I can't like this show.
02:21:51
Steve-O
Actually, Cody Rhodes would be a great ah one of the Devil May Cry characters.
02:21:57
dirtycheeks
Chris is kind of fucked. I you know. I wouldn't call him a face. Or a heel.
02:22:02
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:22:03
Steve-O
John Cena fucking hates you, Chris Galani.
02:22:05
dirtycheeks
yeah
02:22:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:22:06
Steve-O
He states it every Monday Night Raw.
02:22:06
DeeBo
and
02:22:08
dirtycheeks
Well, I don't wear a short shorts that look like pants that are too short.
02:22:11
DeeBo
Do you mean jorts? You mean jorts?
02:22:13
dirtycheeks
Jorts.
02:22:14
DeeBo
Come on.
02:22:14
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I don't wear jorts.
02:22:15
Steve-O
He hates you if you do. He hates you if you don't. He just hates people now.
02:22:19
dirtycheeks
Well, it's too bad.
02:22:20
Steve-O
Chris, he's going to steal the wwe WWE title and retire with it.
02:22:25
dirtycheeks
It's too bad. i I kind of like him. It was a shame. Maybe we we could have had a we couldve had a good relationship.
02:22:30
DeeBo
No, dude, he gave up. Never give up? Nope. Not John Cena. He gave up.
02:22:34
Steve-O
He gave up on you specifically.
02:22:35
suarbombs
Not.
02:22:36
Steve-O
He looked at the camera this Monday and know he said, me, fuck Chris Galani.
02:22:41
dirtycheeks
You know what? I'm going have a talk with his mom. I know her. so
02:22:46
Steve-O
Mama Cena.
02:22:46
dirtycheeks
That'll end that. That'll snip that in the butt.
02:22:49
Steve-O
All right. I think that's it for this episode. um We'll be back next week.
02:22:52
suarbombs
not
02:22:53
Steve-O
Not there. There's going to be tariffs and you're going have to pay for this episode now.
02:22:57
dirtycheeks
And ah it's the ah March badness finally.
02:22:58
DeeBo
Yeah, you're...
02:23:02
Steve-O
Dude, we're going to make sure Tim's catalytic converters are firmly placed in his car.
02:23:07
dirtycheeks
i the choices are etched in stone. The winner has been decided.
02:23:13
Steve-O
I'm excited to see the brackets though, Chris. that's the That's the meat and potatoes for me to see when we pit these suckers together.
02:23:17
suarbombs
Thank you.
02:23:19
dirtycheeks
Sure, you got it.
02:23:21
Steve-O
But you you've got one that's like the absolute just dirt worst.
02:23:21
dirtycheeks
I know what's going.
02:23:24
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah, 100%.
02:23:26
Steve-O
Oh my goodness.
02:23:26
dirtycheeks
You know, it was never more evident than this time.
02:23:30
Steve-O
All right.
02:23:31
dirtycheeks
Last time it wasn't.
02:23:32
DeeBo
I'm very excited.
02:23:32
dirtycheeks
This time I'm confident.
02:23:34
Steve-O
So next week, be there with bells on. um We'll see you. Have a great night, everybody.
02:23:40
DeeBo
Later.