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DareDevil: Born Again
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Born Again AGAIN but this time on Disney+
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Introduction and Host Introductions
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of March 9th, 2025. How are you all doing? I, myself, am in a sense of ennui, or enway, don't know the right way to pronounce it.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, that's interesting.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Yeah, you know, I'm just kind of a coasting...
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GREASEDAPOLES
i want you to expand on that, please.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, you know, I will, I will, as Devin Kopech, and with me is one Chris Galani, we got a Steve O'Tierry,
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GREASEDAPOLES
Hello.
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Steve-O
Greetings and salutations.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And we got that one guy. He's pro-Trump tariff. John Suarez, how you doing?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus.
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Twin Cheaks
ah Doing alright.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, doing all right. All right.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's All right.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
but Snuck up on me a little bit, a little bit late. How you
Devin's Ennui and Hobbies
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
guys? tur I'm not kidding, though. I am in a sense of... Primordial dread is too strong of a word, but like I'm just kind of like...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Nothing I watching I like. Nothing. I'm not looking forward to anything. I'm not. There's no urge to play video games. I've been building models again.
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GREASEDAPOLES
evan Devin, if I could interject, I have a feeling of, what is it, schadenfreude? that What is that? Isn't that how you pronounce it? The German schadenfreude?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Shouting fried. Shouting fraud.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I'm i' taking pleasure in your misery.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Okay. Well. Fuck you. I, uh.
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GREASEDAPOLES
No. No!
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Now, listen, man. I don't know, man. I was just, ah this it actually started like, was like Monday or Tuesday night. And I was like kind of free that we didn't have anything going on.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Kenny's like, oh, do you want to like play that game you were playing? And I was like, not really. And she's like, why don't you start?
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GREASEDAPOLES
What's up, bud? that what she said?
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Steve-O
What's going on?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Did she say that?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And she's like, hey, bud, you all right?
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GREASEDAPOLES
What's up, buddy?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I was just like, She just saw me just like, just spinning a coin, you know, just spinning it on the table.
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Twin Cheaks
You need something, bud?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, my God.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
She's like, you all right, kid? was like, what's the point, man? What's the fucking point? ah No, but I ah like got into building miniatures again, which is the pile of shame. i'm Officially, I'm telling you guys right now, and I need somebody to hold me to it.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm getting rid of the pile of shame 2025. That's the goal. that's the goal
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GREASEDAPOLES
Is that just your pile of unbuilt models?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yes, yes, yeah. The pile of unbuilt models. The hundreds of dollars worth of models that I own that are just in a box unbuilt.
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GREASEDAPOLES
What are you doing?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
um Dude, well, that's what I mean.
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GREASEDAPOLES
right Why?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
this is ah
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GREASEDAPOLES
Just stop.
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Steve-O
Give them out. I would say go to like an orphanage and give them out.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Give them out. So, all right. So you're telling me go to an orphanage, which is comprised mostly of children.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Probably Warhammer fans.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, just primarily children.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Because... You know why, Devin? Because their parents hate them.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
and then i think give them And then give them like a $180 model that requires sharp objects and specialized glue and be like, go nuts.
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Steve-O
Dude, that's already grimdark, dude. Yes.
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Steve-O
Yes.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
How dare you?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Sure.
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Steve-O
Why? i dare.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
You dare.
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Steve-O
you know, what if the child what if a child looks you in the face and says, dude, I'm going to start an army.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You'd bring them joy.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
You dare
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Steve-O
You start an army. You meet back up here next week and we'll just play for the next four hours, okay?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, that would kind of rule. I would love
Game Night Adventures and Challenges
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
that. But actually, you know, can I tell you something?
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GREASEDAPOLES
You gain a friend? You you think like you'd be like a big brother?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Jenny decided to fucking enroll us into a dog park group chat that I don't want to be in.
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Twin Cheaks
that's That's weird, man.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And now and now we're apparently hosting a game night in like two weeks.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, you're cooked, Devin.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, goodness.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I was like, I was like.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You're cooked. Devin's cooked.
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Twin Cheaks
Wait, does that mean everybody brings their dogs to your house, too?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah No, it's not. one's not happening.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Hang up the spurs, Devin.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
thankfully Thankfully, we're just agreeing that ah nobody has space for fucking six dogs.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You're cooked.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, my God.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah,
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GREASEDAPOLES
Start wearing turtlenecks.
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Twin Cheaks
that yeah that'll be ah that'll be a hard no for
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah so now I gotta learn a bunch of games that I don't...
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GREASEDAPOLES
You're cooked, buddy.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude...
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GREASEDAPOLES
Hope you like playing basketball in China.
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Twin Cheaks
Yo, just get the most toxic games.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, listen, i have I have a few easy ones.
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Twin Cheaks
Let's see. Let's look it up. Most, most, no, no, no, no. You gotta, you gotta pick toxic ones. And by toxic, I mean, I'm no, no, no, not, no, that's not the kind of toxic.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Scruino. It's Scruino. Okay.
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GREASEDAPOLES
A munchkin.
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Twin Cheaks
I mean, that's not the kind of toxic. I mean, I mean, like, like the most complicated, hard to explain, like you'll never want to play board games at your house ever again.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, oh wait, I know what one that is. Um, the one about the woods and you play different factions of animals.
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Steve-O
A root.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Root. Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Rude! Yeah, make them play that fucking game!
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
you
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, Root's too much fucking work, man.
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Steve-O
You all have specific rules.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, exactly. They all have very specific rules and you move at certain points.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
You could have a Twilight Imperium tournament, Devin.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Because I think that game is only two players, but and it's super complicated.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oy.
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Twin Cheaks
It takes like seven hours to complete a game.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, no, ah I'm not above it.
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Steve-O
What if the games you keep suggesting...
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Twin Cheaks
don't know.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, I've played Warhammer games.
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Twin Cheaks
It's three to eight. No, it's three to eight people.
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GREASEDAPOLES
the most The classic toxic is risk.
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Twin Cheaks
Playing time, five to fourteen hours. There we go. Yeah, this is the one, Devin.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Yeah, dude. Hell yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Twilight Imperium.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
um and
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GREASEDAPOLES
if you go If you go classic toxic, you go risk.
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Steve-O
You could also Battlestar Galactica.
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Twin Cheaks
Let me sell it to you, Devin. Ready?
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Steve-O
battleship battlestar galactica
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Twin Cheaks
It's strategy board game produced by Fantasy Flight Games and Asmodee in the genre of science fiction and space opera.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I have Battlestar.
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Twin Cheaks
All right, that's all you that's all you got to know.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You gotta explain the plot and the lore.
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Twin Cheaks
Who wouldn't want to play this?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's the thing. But that's the thing. You know, here's the thing that like, and I don't mean this in a you know real negative way.
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GREASEDAPOLES
them before you play.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Right. But here's the thing I don't think like Jenny understands is I'm like, if you are going to invite people for like a game night, you don't want to invite like seven people. You want to keep it small so you can maybe play a game.
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Twin Cheaks
yeah you want four Yeah. You want four people at the most, probably.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. So I'm like, so we potentially, you know, obviously people are going to
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Twin Cheaks
How many people are Seven people?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
There's six people in the group chat, not counting me and Jenny.
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Twin Cheaks
Four games for seven people.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
So it's.
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Twin Cheaks
Let me see.
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GREASEDAPOLES
you're goingnna You're going to end up playing apples and oranges.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, what I told her, I was like, no, what I told her, I was like, we're going to play one game and then three people are going to opt out and then just fuck off.
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Steve-O
Yeah, it's going
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, no, and that's not the only, like, you can fight you can find a ah ah seven, eight person game, but, like,
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Which is fine.
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Twin Cheaks
Unless everybody's really into that, it's gonna be it's not going to be a fun night.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
and No, that's the thing.
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GREASEDAPOLES
you
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's not the case.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You're going to end up playing apples and oranges.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Steve-O
There's going to be that one kid that shows up, or that one guy that shows up, he's going to be like, oh, who's up for some cards against humanity?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, listen, I have, I have the giant, Steve, I have the giant box and I sighed when I looked at it because I was like, this is what's going happen.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yep.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Nailed it.
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Twin Cheaks
Catan, anyone? Catan, have you ever heard of this one?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I said, okay.
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GREASEDAPOLES
It's over. If Catan shows up, it's over.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And listen, don't want to act like I'm above cards against humanity, but yeah, it's just.
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Twin Cheaks
no, Kevin, here. yeah I'll drop it off. I'll drop it off this week. I'll drop it off this week. You guys can play Captain Sonar. I'll drop it off. You can have it.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah, yeah, that sounds.
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Twin Cheaks
you can have You can have the cursed game. I don't want in my house anymore.
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Steve-O
no
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Steve-O
forgot about Hafton Soto.
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Twin Cheaks
So you can have this fucking cursed ass game.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah I was like, maybe we could play photosynthesis. Maybe. But i was like, I heard bad things.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, you won't?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I heard...
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Twin Cheaks
No, the bad thing is just me and Tom in the same room together and we're both tight.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's the bad thing.
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Twin Cheaks
that's that Yeah, that's the bad thing is when me and Tom were in the same room.
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Steve-O
One bad game at a store ruins an entire board game.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Call Steve to vacate the premises. I show up.
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Twin Cheaks
yeah And that's the thing. we we were playing at up We were playing at a board game.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You walked out?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Steve walked out.
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Twin Cheaks
We were playing at a board game store with people that love board games. and And it was still fucking a horrible experience for us.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Captain Sonar.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Captain Sonar was...
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Steve-O
I'm like, these randos are insufferable. These randos.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You just got up and and walked, huh?
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I couldn't do it.
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Steve-O
yeah Well, that's the thing.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Nice.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, that...
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Twin Cheaks
but day yeah i mean, we were all tight, dude.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
We were all hot.
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Steve-O
were trying to be social.
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Twin Cheaks
Steve just had to cool off, too.
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Steve-O
We were trying to be social, man.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, we were
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
We were trying. And then it's like, oh, this is why we don't play board games with random people.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what? If I may, if I may, ah I'm going to blame this all on Steve.
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Twin Cheaks
Because this is fucking terrible.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Allow me. Allow me to continue. ah So, because my recollection was that you know, Chris and Captain Sonar, you each have different roles. And Steve had probably by far the most complicated role.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I don't think Steve, it was like the one who had to do the fucking math and like to like figure out like where you were going.
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Twin Cheaks
Which role was that again? It was the, um,
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Steve-O
I don't remember.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, sure. yes sir
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then I don't think Steve was listening to be perfectly honest.
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Steve-O
i I dude, how could I, we were sitting next to just the two most nightmarish people who existed in the world.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, wait, was it the...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
the the Yeah, yeah. so So then, we told this story before, so I'll keep it short.
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Twin Cheaks
man.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
But, like, so steve Steve had easily the most, like, I remember listening and being like, I'm so glad that's not my role.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, my God.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then, like, the group that we were with was just, like, there was, yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Who was, like, running the game?
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Twin Cheaks
Hold on, let me... Chris, let me post... Chris, check shit talk. Check shit talk, and I'm sending you a screenshot from the...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but, like, yeah, but, like, honestly, long story short, the group that we were with were were convinced that they could not have been wronged.
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Twin Cheaks
Of what the game looks like. Um...
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GREASEDAPOLES
fuck? What? Really?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it was.
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GREASEDAPOLES
It looks like a D&D game.
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Twin Cheaks
It kind of is a little bit, but it's like Battleship, but like super complicated Battleship and its teams.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's.
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Twin Cheaks
and
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
um
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
yeah There's paper and pens involved?
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Twin Cheaks
what were What were you, Steve?
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GREASEDAPOLES
What?
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Twin Cheaks
Were you the radio operator? Is that what you were?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I think he was.
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Steve-O
I think so.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
The radio operator is the eyes and ears of the team. He is responsible for tracking the enemy submarine by listening to the enemy captain's announcements.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, God.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
because I remember there was a turn where Steve was like, I don't know three up, two over.
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Steve-O
yeah
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Twin Cheaks
and and And then he went out and smoked a cigarette because he couldn't fucking take it anymore.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
like because Yeah, it was.
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Steve-O
ah basically, dude.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You hated it so much you started smoking.
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Twin Cheaks
was toxic.
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Steve-O
it Not even the game.
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GREASEDAPOLES
who
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah,
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Steve-O
Not even the game.
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Twin Cheaks
was toxic.
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Steve-O
It was the people who like showed up to fill those spots.
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Twin Cheaks
it was Yeah, it was a people.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah.
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Steve-O
They were like, oh, oh you're looking for two more? And i i I don't know how, but we found the two worst people in the world.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, like literally, Chris, the worst part about it was is like we were playing against people that were convinced they were right and they couldn't be wrong in a game about trying to guess where you were.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I guess you were, you were, yeah, and it's like, and we're like, no, we're not.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because they're like, you're here. And we're like, no, we're not. And they're like, absolutely not.
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Twin Cheaks
yeah How are you not there?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
and know
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Twin Cheaks
it Like, this is how it is, and we're like, because we're not. Like, i don't know, dude.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Like, Chris, imagine you're playing regular Battleship and you're like, you miss. And they're like, there's no way.
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Twin Cheaks
No, no, we didn't. No, I didn't.
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GREASEDAPOLES
are you are you playing Are you playing this game right?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
There's no fucking way.
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Twin Cheaks
No, didn't.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that literally, that's what happened.
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Steve-O
See, this this is why I couldn't be radio operator, because the entire time they were like, no, no, dude, no way.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's, yeah. I figured.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Steve-O
i was like, god damn it.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
But yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Steve was that ah was that meme of the guy ripping his headphones off. Like, because out of complete frustration.
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Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. yeah
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Twin Cheaks
That was Steve that night.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
i i just I just very vividly remember being like, oh, I'm so glad I'm not whatever Steve's role is.
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Twin Cheaks
there
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Twin Cheaks
And I don't... You didn't have to read minds to see how frustrated Tim was, too. As the guy that was like...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Because he's usually the guy that explains the game to everybody. And, like, that's kind of a hard role in real life anyway, regardless.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Yes.
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Twin Cheaks
And he's yeah he usually has a lot of patience, too. Real talk.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
and ah And he almost lost it that day. That day, too.
00:11:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah, it was like the smugness. Yeah, it was, it was, honestly, it was the people. It's the people.
00:11:13
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, and it was like, you're you're playing with, you know, you're playing with people that welcomed you into their game.
00:11:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's the word part.
00:11:19
Twin Cheaks
Like, they were, it was our game, and we were, you know, we were like, hey, you want to play?
00:11:22
GREASEDAPOLES
As far as I'm concerned, it was Coomers versus Gooners, and you guys were the Gooners.
00:11:27
Twin Cheaks
We were the Gooners. Why were we the Gooners?
00:11:29
GREASEDAPOLES
No, the Gooners are the good ones. The Coomers are the troglodytes.
00:11:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh
00:11:33
GREASEDAPOLES
You don't want to be those, man
00:11:34
Twin Cheaks
Wait, the Coomer is the guys that jack off in secret and are ashamed of it.
00:11:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're ashamed of you guys are proud.
00:11:39
Twin Cheaks
And the Gooners are the ones that are proud of it.
00:11:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, what I don't want to be proud.
00:11:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:11:42
Twin Cheaks
Loud and proud, baby.
00:11:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Cooners are way too proud, dude.
00:11:43
Twin Cheaks
Cooner?
00:11:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude, you're so proud.
00:11:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Cooners are like, i jerk off to anything and look at everything I jerked off to.
00:11:45
GREASEDAPOLES
You guys are so proud.
00:11:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And you're like, well, I didn't need to know any of that information.
00:11:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Some people put it on their resumes. Gooners, of course.
00:11:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, cool I think I'm a cooner.
00:11:57
Twin Cheaks
is
Disappointments in Media Consumption
00:11:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
coomer i think i'm a born bred coomer i'm the driving coon the driving crooner and that's what i am well listen listen let me oh yeah let me let me steady this fucking ocean liner that's currently sinking let me explain why i've been in a in a sad state though
00:11:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Devin, Devin, don't say that.
00:12:00
Twin Cheaks
a Cooner?
00:12:00
Steve-O
thank
00:12:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, Devin, Devin, don't say it.
00:12:02
Twin Cheaks
What is a Cooner?
00:12:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Don't say it. Don't say that, Devin, Devin. No, no, no, no,
00:12:07
Steve-O
Devin's dev's trying to steady the ship right now.
00:12:10
GREASEDAPOLES
no.
00:12:10
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:12:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
00:12:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh, so I, I beat silent Hill. Like I told you guys last week and I was like, man, and I just had the, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I had the urge to watch, uh, the movies and things like that. But I was like, you know what? Like, let me, let me move on. Let me play a new video game.
00:12:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I picked ah Okami because I bought it and I was i was all wrapped up in the hype. And I remember it was one of those games that I felt like I really missed out on when it had come out. And I was playing. I was like, bro, I do not like this game. Like this game is fucking a struggle.
00:12:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't think I've ever been in a position where I cannot figure out if my camera needs to be inverted or not.
00:13:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh boy.
00:13:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
On the X or Y or both access. I've gone back and forth so many times. None of these options feel right to me. And it's it's I played it for about two hours and I put it down and I don't think I've played a video game since I'm like, this has killed all excitement.
00:13:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So we got that right.
00:13:25
Steve-O
i Yeah, I remember trying to get into Okami when they re-released it for the Wii, and it just didn't stick for me. I played like the first level, and I was just just wasn't digging it.
00:13:35
Steve-O
and just
00:13:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:13:36
Steve-O
I love the idea of it, because it's like you know it's like basically a Zelda game, but it just wasn't it wasn't there for me, unfortunately, and maybe the new one will fix that, but...
00:13:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:13:45
GREASEDAPOLES
um many
00:13:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And you know, not enough, frankly, but
00:13:47
GREASEDAPOLES
How many games were are you a dog?
00:13:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I'm just trying to think. like Is the comedy the only one?
00:13:53
Steve-O
I can think of more games where you team up with a dog.
00:13:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, of course, right? You got a dog companion.
00:13:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah, Nintendogs? No, that you're not even a dog there, are you?
00:14:02
Steve-O
No, you're petting the dog. That's your pet.
00:14:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you're right.
00:14:03
Steve-O
I'm
00:14:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Not too many. But like, all right. So there was that.
00:14:07
Steve-O
looking that up.
00:14:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And these are all controversial picks, by the way. I'll be honest. I watched this week's episode of Severance. Did not like it at all.
00:14:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, was not a fan either.
00:14:16
Twin Cheaks
yeah
00:14:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I went.
00:14:17
Steve-O
Yeah. Dude,
00:14:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I fucking double thumbs down that shit.
00:14:19
Steve-O
dude i I was so excited and I kept like, like falling asleep during it. It was a.
00:14:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's a bad. It's it's like a bad episode. It's just I don't think there's.
00:14:27
Steve-O
It's it's a shame because it's like. It's there for like the lore dump at the end, but the rest of it is like.
00:14:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:14:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but dude, the whole episode leads up to one little bit of lore that isn't even that interesting.
00:14:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:14:39
GREASEDAPOLES
whoa Well, oh yeah I'll pump the brakes a little on that. I do think it does show Lumen as something more than this pristine, perfectly aligned, beautiful office.
00:14:52
GREASEDAPOLES
It shows a corporation that does what corporations do, ruins towns and destroys lives. Like, it it showed the really dark side of the company.
00:15:05
Steve-O
I had to watch a video in order to kind of pick up on most of it.
00:15:05
GREASEDAPOLES
That
00:15:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
think it's
00:15:09
Steve-O
I feel...
00:15:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah And well, you know what? Like, and this is this is less the show. This is more the fan base. If I have to read one more fucking theory about, oh, I think this person's actually severed.
00:15:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'm like, I don't care. I don't even care anymore. I don't care if you think the old baby in the town severed.
00:15:26
GREASEDAPOLES
That that is tiring. That is quite tiring.
00:15:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's so like that's just the de facto. So, like, I didn't like that either. Right.
00:15:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:15:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then. ah go see a movie. Actually, Chris and I both went to see a movie we thought we'd really like.
00:15:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:15:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mickey 17. I regret to inform you was total cheeks.
00:15:45
Steve-O
That's a shame.
00:15:46
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah. um Amir said it wasn't good either.
00:15:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fucking not good. Worse, the more I think about it.
00:15:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:15:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then I read things. I read opinions that are positive about it, and it makes me hate it more. I read half an article. I had to stop. I read half an article and be like, this is why director cuts are important, because he should be allowed.
00:16:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
to make this bad movie. And I was not bad. No, they love the movie. But like, I was like this
00:16:10
GREASEDAPOLES
it has It has serious, serious dialogue problems. Serious.
00:16:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
serious dialogue problems, serious pacing issues, serious plot issues.
00:16:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:16:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah There's a lot going on. None of it's interesting. Everything that you, every direction you think that movie could go in is far more interesting than what it actually does.
00:16:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh, and, um, yeah. And again, officially the death knell of my interest in like, uh, Trump metaphors. I'm done. I am officially done with Trump.
00:16:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I get it. It's not even clever at this point. It's just like, guys, did you know who we're talking about? And I'm like, yeah, I do. And it doesn't make me feel good. And it's still dumb.
00:16:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So yeah man, I don't know. Uh,
00:17:00
GREASEDAPOLES
I agree with most of what you said.
00:17:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:17:02
GREASEDAPOLES
um
00:17:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, Chris, I don't know if you have anything else to add to that. movie It's just like it was. It's bad. Like, I can't even be like it's flawed. Like, I just really didn't enjoy.
00:17:15
GREASEDAPOLES
i felt like this should have came out maybe two years ago or three.
00:17:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ninety nine percent of it.
00:17:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Like it, it felt, it feels all automatically dated, uh, which is not good.
00:17:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's fair. That's fair.
00:17:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Right. Like, um, I feel like if it came out maybe even just a couple of years ago, it would have been better. It just would have... Some parts of it would have been better.
00:17:40
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm not going to say the movie itself would have been much better.
00:17:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:17:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I just think... i A, I think the script needed a couple more go-throughs. Like, it was really rough in every way.
00:17:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I was thinking about like, ah Chris, I was thinking about the redhead lady that like he meets when he first kind of signs up.
00:17:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
00:17:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'm like, what, what, what was that? What was the point?
00:18:01
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know. I don't know.
00:18:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Just, um, uh,
00:18:04
GREASEDAPOLES
And the the other woman that ah tries to take another version of him away and that just disappears.
00:18:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, that's just...
00:18:14
GREASEDAPOLES
And yeah, no, no, there's, there's just plot lines that just stop and they,
00:18:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
John, what did... Did Amir have Yeah, yeah. Very good. did ah air have any
00:18:21
Twin Cheaks
i'll read you I'll read you his comments.
00:18:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:18:24
Twin Cheaks
Because I said... he said, oh, I'm seeing Mickey 17 tonight. And I said... What did say? I said, let me know how it is. Devin said it was Cheeks.
00:18:37
Twin Cheaks
But he's on a bad run of bad opinions on movies.
00:18:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wow.
00:18:41
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:18:45
Twin Cheaks
So then...
00:18:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Nice.
00:18:46
Twin Cheaks
So this is...
00:18:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
00:18:47
Twin Cheaks
So I said...
00:18:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You John, you could have left that part out.
00:18:48
Twin Cheaks
yeah
00:18:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I didn't need to.
00:18:50
GREASEDAPOLES
who
00:18:50
Twin Cheaks
No, he said, watch it be Red Dead 2.
00:18:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh my God.
00:18:53
Twin Cheaks
I said he trashed Monkey Man. That movie was awesome.
00:18:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh my god I didn't trash.
00:18:55
Twin Cheaks
So then you'll never get it get rid of it.
00:18:56
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
00:18:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh,
00:19:00
Twin Cheaks
So then he said, ah so after he got back, he said, Devin was kind of right about this one, I'm afraid. I wouldn't say it's unequivocally bad, but it's not great. I mean, it was pretty weak. So I guess while he kept thinking about it, it got worse and worse, just like how you're describing it now.
00:19:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:19:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. And I mean, according to the internet, we're all wrong. Certified fresh 78%, which is, you know, that's pretty low for certified fresh, but like, whatever.
00:19:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, you got to understand, too, what that means. You know, it's brown tomatoes.
00:19:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I know. i know.
00:19:30
GREASEDAPOLES
So it's binary.
00:19:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's round to middle.
00:19:31
GREASEDAPOLES
it's It's even if it's a middling review, it's going to get a fresh tomato.
00:19:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:19:37
GREASEDAPOLES
and And that's what most of these reviews are.
00:19:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man.
00:19:38
GREASEDAPOLES
If you read them, like they're not they're not strong, positive reviews.
00:19:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, just.
00:19:44
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, it's they say it's flawed.
00:19:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:19:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Like at the at the very best, it's flawed.
00:19:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And yeah, so, ah you know, things were looking pretty
Daredevil and MCU Connections
00:19:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
bleak. However, there was ah very bright spot in the middle of that week, which was Daredevil.
00:20:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I think we've all seen it.
00:20:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey.
00:20:05
Steve-O
ah
00:20:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I saw these two episodes.
00:20:07
Twin Cheaks
was trash. was fucking trash.
00:20:08
GREASEDAPOLES
He hated it.
00:20:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Trash.
00:20:08
Steve-O
oh
00:20:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:20:10
Twin Cheaks
Straight trash, boy!
00:20:10
GREASEDAPOLES
hated it. This guy hated it.
00:20:12
Twin Cheaks
or what what what did Randy Moss used say? He used to say, straight cash, homie. It was straight trash, homie.
00:20:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Straight trash. yeah
00:20:19
Twin Cheaks
Straight trash, homie.
00:20:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't believe you, John. I don't think that's how you really feel.
00:20:24
Steve-O
I think we're being sold a bad bill of goods.
00:20:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude. I was, I'll be honest, though.
00:20:28
Twin Cheaks
Well, then take it back. Take back what you said about Mickey 17, then. Tell me it was a good movie. Then I'll take mine back.
00:20:33
Steve-O
don't know.
00:20:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Counterpick it, dude. Counterpick it. It's fine.
00:20:35
Twin Cheaks
It counted for good bitch.
00:20:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i
00:20:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I will say for the first like 10 minutes, I was like, maybe this is bad because ah it doesn't.
00:20:45
Twin Cheaks
Oh, because the special effects are kind of weird in the beginning.
00:20:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. And however, you know, not to be not to be a big old fat excuse maker, but, you know, there there are some reasons for that.
00:20:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that first long, long take is a little funky. little funky.
00:20:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Primarily reshoots strike. They decide they like canned like three or four episodes of the show, apparently, and just kind of like.
00:21:03
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:21:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
quickly rewrote episodes and kind of, don't want to say slapped it together, but you know the budget was, uh, seemed like it was fully and well spent by the time they shot this episode.
00:21:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
cause the rest of the show of so far that we've seen looks fine. Right.
00:21:23
Steve-O
yeah
00:21:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Um, it's just, yeah, this, uh, and it's on paper. It's a cool scene. It's the bullseye daredevil fight. And it has all the fun bullseye daredevil antics that, uh, I'm into, but, uh,
00:21:35
Steve-O
I wish I could fucking see them.
00:21:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:21:39
Steve-O
It's like what you have to like rewatch it in like slow motion and because there's so much smoke in the screen.
00:21:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:21:46
Steve-O
There's like parts where like bullseye's grabbing billiard balls and he's like whipping them around the room.
00:21:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
so much.
00:21:50
Steve-O
And I'm like, I didn't catch that the first time because there's too much shit in this fucking shot.
00:21:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and it's like noticeably bad like smoke effects, too.
00:21:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Well,
00:22:00
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah, it's bad.
00:22:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm like...
00:22:00
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:22:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and Because it's just they're clearly just covering up the fact that it's like... Because it was I was like halfway through it, and i was like, oh, this is like their version of a hallway fight.
00:22:08
Twin Cheaks
then he's and then he so And then he Spider-Mans his way to the rooftop on a completely fabricated set.
00:22:09
Steve-O
yeah
00:22:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Okay. Yeah.
00:22:15
Steve-O
Like, how did you wait?
00:22:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:22:16
Twin Cheaks
You know what, man?
00:22:16
Steve-O
oh
00:22:16
Twin Cheaks
You know what, maybe? Was I wrong? Maybe it is straight trash, homie.
00:22:19
GREASEDAPOLES
I, I, all right, hold
00:22:19
Twin Cheaks
I don't know.
00:22:19
Steve-O
yeah It doesn't make sense because you he moments ago was in the same stairwell.
00:22:21
Twin Cheaks
i don't know, man.
00:22:26
GREASEDAPOLES
on. Hold
00:22:27
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so why how why would he swing outside up into the roof?
00:22:27
GREASEDAPOLES
I have,
00:22:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:22:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, swing out, homie.
00:22:32
Twin Cheaks
Like, it doesn't make any sense.
00:22:32
GREASEDAPOLES
I have.
00:22:35
Twin Cheaks
Alright, guys, break it down to science for me, Chris.
00:22:37
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm not breaking down any signs. breaking down feelings. I was all foggy on the street, dying.
00:22:41
Twin Cheaks
Dude,
00:22:44
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what I was thinking about. I didn't really pay attention to most of this inconsistency.
00:22:49
Steve-O
That was cool. I will say that it was cool that like during that entire fight, you had Foggy's heart beat.
00:22:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, he's here in the heart.
00:22:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:22:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
no, no that's what I mean. Like, visually a little rough, but that's why he liked it, you psycho.
00:22:59
GREASEDAPOLES
And listen, I hate foggy in this show, but yeah I felt like, oh shit, like this is real.
00:23:05
Twin Cheaks
let me tell you how let me tell you how disappointed Sam was that it wasn't Karen that got axed in the beginning.
00:23:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, dude.
00:23:12
Twin Cheaks
She's like, why would they kill Foggy and not Karen? I hate Karen.
00:23:15
GREASEDAPOLES
I'd say kill them both but that's just me I know
00:23:16
Twin Cheaks
ah well i was like, I was like, we got a chance for the comic accurate porn star Karen Page that that sells Matt out for a shot of heroin.
00:23:18
Steve-O
He almost did.
00:23:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
mrs
00:23:19
Steve-O
Almost did.
00:23:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
dude John John you've been waiting for that one for like a decade now you're like any any season where's the lead up where she takes a first place
00:23:28
GREASEDAPOLES
hell yeah
00:23:33
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I'm like, where's... Yeah, any season, can we just... Because I was like, I was like, i like listen, Sam, I was like, I don't expect it to be completely comics accurate, but if they're going to use the title of Born Again, we're going to have to see Matt go up to his breaking point on the brink of suicide in this season.
00:23:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:23:57
Twin Cheaks
I think it's going to be pretty brutal. And if it's not brutal, then it'll be like kind of a disappointing...
00:24:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
00:24:05
Twin Cheaks
like yeah if like If Matt like you know if he goes to Disney World in episode 4 and has a great time, then like you know we're we're not really ah' not really doing the born again thing here.
00:24:15
GREASEDAPOLES
It's not a lot of filler in Born Again in the comic. It's literally the man's life. You're watching it crumble in front of your eye.
00:24:22
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah.
00:24:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, I mean, like...
00:24:23
GREASEDAPOLES
If they don't do it that way, it's going to be bad.
00:24:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but I will say the things I've heard is like, you know, this might be a pretty disjointed season because like they they switch showrunners in the middle of it.
00:24:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So I don't know. I think patience might be the the ask regarding this season. Who knows, though? I mean, not out yet.
00:24:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I'll tell you what isn't disjointed, and that's the performances. Everybody, especially Matt and especially Mr.
00:24:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yes.
00:24:49
Steve-O
Vinny D.
00:24:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Kingpin himself,
00:24:53
Steve-O
viny do
00:24:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Vinny D, they're killing it in every scene.
00:24:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
00:24:56
Twin Cheaks
I have a feeling, it's still too early, and I know that there's going to be a second half of this, but I have a feeling, yeah, we are going to get, they're going to call Born Again stuff, but I think we might end up getting a little bit of a, a little bit of, no, a little bit of the end of Bendis' run, and then some Devil and Cell block D, some of that shit.
00:25:11
GREASEDAPOLES
A break?
00:25:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I'm... You're absolutely right. I think they're going to mix some things together. I think it might be i think it might be Matt turning into the Kingpin of Crime like they did.
00:25:23
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:25:28
Twin Cheaks
oh god
00:25:30
GREASEDAPOLES
I think that's where it's headed.
00:25:30
Twin Cheaks
can we have matt Can we have Matt fight 103 Yakuza on um HGH or on MGH too?
00:25:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
00:25:36
Twin Cheaks
Because that would be fucking sick.
00:25:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. Yes.
00:25:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Because they can't do Flag Smasher, right?
00:25:40
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:25:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Please and thank you. Yeah.
00:25:44
GREASEDAPOLES
They're not going to bring in Captain America, so they got to cut all that out.
00:25:48
Twin Cheaks
It might. I mean, i don't know. that mean i Maybe not. Yeah, i mean because it would end up it would be Falcon, right?
00:25:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, yeah, yeah. Like, Nukes.
00:25:53
Twin Cheaks
It would be Falcon.
00:25:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Nukes literally not in it. He was a
00:25:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Nuke. Thank you, Nuke. Not Flag Smasher.
00:25:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, remember he was a love interest in Jessica Jones?
00:26:01
Twin Cheaks
he yeah
00:26:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:26:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Remember that?
00:26:02
GREASEDAPOLES
So you cut that
00:26:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and
00:26:03
Twin Cheaks
Oh, speaking of which, did you hear?
00:26:04
GREASEDAPOLES
al Which is good. That's the worst part of Born Again. Let's be honest.
00:26:06
Twin Cheaks
you hear the thing about Jessica Jones? What's the actress's name again?
00:26:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Christian Ritter.
00:26:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yes.
00:26:12
Steve-O
Kristen Ritter, yeah.
00:26:12
Twin Cheaks
Kristen Ritter. Yeah, they they were ah they announced that they were filming Born Again season two. And then Kristen Ritter took a selfie and on Instagram saying she was in New York.
00:26:22
Twin Cheaks
So they're like, bro.
00:26:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, hell yeah.
00:26:25
Steve-O
Yeah, that might be for Sonic 4, though. You don't know.
00:26:27
Twin Cheaks
Check, please.
00:26:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man.
00:26:28
Twin Cheaks
If I was a gooner like Matt Murdock, check, please.
00:26:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:26:30
GREASEDAPOLES
They're saying, i don't know how true this is, but she got blipped.
00:26:32
Twin Cheaks
yeah
00:26:35
GREASEDAPOLES
She was one of the ones that got blipped.
00:26:35
Twin Cheaks
Oh, shit.
00:26:37
Steve-O
oh Oh...
00:26:38
Twin Cheaks
Did Danny Rand get blipped and just and just failed to come back?
00:26:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you know She needs that. She needed that, yeah.
00:26:42
Steve-O
ah Yeah.
00:26:42
Twin Cheaks
Is that... woefully Or he got blipped and came back a different Danny Rand? That's better?
00:26:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that'd be the better.
00:26:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, completely different actor and performance and writing and...
00:26:49
Steve-O
We got a different universe as Danny.
00:26:52
GREASEDAPOLES
i think you got that one right.
00:26:53
Twin Cheaks
actor, yeah.
00:26:54
GREASEDAPOLES
That's exactly what they're going to I think.
00:26:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, just completely...
00:26:57
Twin Cheaks
um don't even know yeah I don't even look like myself anymore.
00:26:58
GREASEDAPOLES
hmm hmm hmm
00:27:00
Twin Cheaks
It's weird. And I don't feel like a whiny, complaining baby anymore for some reason. I feel like a ah feel like a fully developed person, a fully the developed character, an adult, a professional.
00:27:12
Twin Cheaks
and um'm And I'm Japanese. That's kind of cool. I'm Japanese now.
00:27:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
just the... Oh, boy. But yeah, I mean, honestly, i um' I'm digging it. And I think that last... That last scene in episode two was like, hmm, that's what you were waiting for, dude.
00:27:29
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so, like what do you think?
00:27:30
Steve-O
Yeah, where he's like, scream.
00:27:30
Twin Cheaks
Are those guys dead?
00:27:31
GREASEDAPOLES
You think
00:27:32
Twin Cheaks
Wait, wait, wait.
00:27:32
Steve-O
Dude, they're dead.
00:27:32
Twin Cheaks
you want to go through that? No, no, we don't.
00:27:33
Steve-O
They're dead.
00:27:34
Twin Cheaks
um Let's not go through that.
00:27:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You think they're dead?
00:27:35
Twin Cheaks
Let's not go through that yet.
00:27:35
GREASEDAPOLES
I did? You think I did?
00:27:36
Twin Cheaks
like
00:27:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:27:36
Steve-O
They're dead.
00:27:36
Twin Cheaks
No, let's go through.
00:27:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah,
00:27:38
Twin Cheaks
Can we go through the motions of the two episodes first?
00:27:40
Steve-O
yeah hit them with a fridge.
00:27:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah, yeah. yeah
00:27:42
Twin Cheaks
So, Wilson, Fizz, they didn't really waste any. Like you guys said, there's no filler. Just Kingpin just becomes mayor of New York City. Which makes kind of sense because that's just how the world is now.
00:27:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mm-hmm.
00:27:52
Twin Cheaks
So, like, it's not.
00:27:52
Steve-O
Can we go to the very, very beginning, though?
00:27:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Guys.
00:27:54
Steve-O
Because I need some some help with that like intro scene. So it's like they're going to Josie's for a police retirement.
00:28:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:28:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, for the for the cherry for cherry.
00:28:04
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:28:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Cherry. Cherry.
00:28:06
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:28:06
Steve-O
for chair But then suddenly they're like, oh, Foggy's hiding Benny in the basement or something.
00:28:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:28:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, it there was like a
00:28:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, yeah, because isn' they always take shitty, shitty, like fucking gigs with like shitty clients.
00:28:13
Twin Cheaks
yeah far
00:28:19
GREASEDAPOLES
His client was in danger. Somebody was coming to get him.
00:28:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:28:22
GREASEDAPOLES
they And Matt was like, oh shit, I better go get that. But it was really just a distraction to get Matt away from Foggy and Karen.
00:28:29
Steve-O
to get...
00:28:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mm hmm.
00:28:32
GREASEDAPOLES
So that bullseye could come in. But then Matt figured it out. He figured out that he was being led astray. Ran, tried to get back. Couldn't save Foggy, but save Karen.
00:28:43
Steve-O
Right. Okay.
00:28:45
GREASEDAPOLES
And then the fight on the roof.
00:28:45
Steve-O
All
00:28:48
GREASEDAPOLES
And then...
00:28:48
Steve-O
right. I just want to make sure, because I was like, I don't know any of this Benny stuff. I don't remember if Benny was a character I needed to remember.
00:28:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Bullseye falling off the roof.
00:28:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, i don't I don't think Benny... I think Benny's just, like, literally just a name.
00:28:57
GREASEDAPOLES
And then Bullseye falls off the roof and I laughed.
00:28:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, a plot. Yeah. I don't know he fell off, Chris.
00:28:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I laughed.
00:29:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He was kind of...
00:29:02
GREASEDAPOLES
whatever it looked funny when he fell it looked funny when he I'm saying he looked funny when he fell and hit the ground
00:29:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You shut. No, well, i mean, that's that's the crux of why he stopped being Daredevil. He said, crossed the line.
00:29:11
Steve-O
No, no, he didn't cross a line. The reason why is because um fucking ah Foggy's last wish was that he didn't do Daredevil shit.
00:29:18
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah exactly he could give a fuck about bullseye yeah
00:29:19
Steve-O
He's like, I don't want you to do. do And then Matt was like, oh, fuck, my Daredevil shit killed Foggy. But it also saved Karen. I gotta say, that kind of fucked me up where I'm like, why?
00:29:31
Steve-O
why Like, Karen, why do you have a problem with Matt?
00:29:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, well, that's interesting.
00:29:35
Twin Cheaks
Well, she said, well, they, yeah, they said that it's because she tried
00:29:39
GREASEDAPOLES
But Steve, that means he's not in the show.
00:29:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:29:42
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, they they said she said it's because she tried calling him and and he wasn't talking to anybody while I guess while he was mourning Foggy's death, which which makes more sense than her being mad at him for that.
00:29:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I mean, I mean, Matt. Yeah, Matt had the perfect comeback where he said, ah it's a process.
00:29:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:30:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You can't really expect me to.
00:30:02
Twin Cheaks
Duh.
00:30:02
GREASEDAPOLES
And, you know, he is...
00:30:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, listen, it's.
00:30:04
Twin Cheaks
Can you go back to doing can you go back to doing porn in Mexico now, Aaron, please?
00:30:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:30:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Dude, in that scene, in that scene, he is carrying her that scene. Like, emotionally? Like, he's the the main focus of the scene. She's nothing. And he's kind of bringing her performance up. She is so bad.
00:30:21
GREASEDAPOLES
She's such a bad actress. Am I by the only one who sees this?
00:30:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um
00:30:24
Twin Cheaks
Or is she... um i mean, yeah, I agree with you, Chris. But, like, i'm trying to I'm trying to look for reasons in the writing here.
00:30:28
GREASEDAPOLES
She's bad, dude.
00:30:32
Twin Cheaks
Like, is it... Do you think she wanted him to not give up being Daredevil and get revenge? Or something? or
00:30:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Maybe.
00:30:40
Twin Cheaks
Or or was she was she mad at him for... No, no, no, that's not that's not it. Coming from the pun...
00:30:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Wasn't Karen more pro-Daredevil than Foggy?
00:30:45
Twin Cheaks
No, no, no, no. It's like... No, I think it's because... i think it might be because he threw Bullseye off the roof and tried to kill him. Because if you think about it, she's...
00:30:57
Twin Cheaks
she ah Her in the Punisher series, like, she's an advocate for for that kind of stuff.
00:30:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:31:01
GREASEDAPOLES
That's true.
00:31:02
Twin Cheaks
So maybe it makes more sense that she was mad at him for...
00:31:04
GREASEDAPOLES
She feels like he crossed the line.
00:31:06
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, because what...
00:31:06
GREASEDAPOLES
She feels like he crossed the line.
00:31:08
Twin Cheaks
Because, like, maybe... Because remember, she, like, freaked out when she heard the body drop behind her. And it's like, I guess you're you're thinking, like, oh, is she scared that Matt... That that it's Matt?
00:31:19
Twin Cheaks
Maybe she was scared that the guy... It was Bullseye and he was dead because Matt fucking killed him. So maybe... That's what I think. But then that would go towards the theory that the two cops aren't dead at the end of episode two, because that would make things complex.
00:31:31
Steve-O
But also he's not dead. over Karen, he's not dead.
00:31:36
Twin Cheaks
No, but the the fact that, yeah, but like Steve, he he he tried to kill him.
00:31:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, bullseye goes. Yeah. right
00:31:41
Twin Cheaks
And I think that's why that's why Matt decided to give it up, because he he broke.
00:31:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, he says that to Kingman. He's like, I crossed the line. ah line was crossed.
00:31:51
Steve-O
Yeah, he feels worse. I feel but like
00:31:54
Twin Cheaks
Didn't they give um they give Bullseye didn't they give him an a or a vibranium spine before?
00:31:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, that's... Yeah.
00:32:00
Steve-O
It's like Ozymandium or something like that.
00:32:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh... so So in the book, in the comics, yeah, in the comics it's an adamantium spine, but since that didn't exist, yeah, they were just they were just showing that he was getting some sort of experimental spine surgery.
00:32:03
GREASEDAPOLES
as a mandium
00:32:08
Twin Cheaks
But I mean in the show. Didn't they didn they do something with him in the show?
00:32:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't think they got specific.
00:32:15
Twin Cheaks
Which means that that's probably why he was able to do all that random shit too.
00:32:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's yeah, that's why he was able to survive polymorphic fucking building.
00:32:20
Twin Cheaks
So he he was just trying to fuck with Matt then. Like, that's what it was. ah There was no other motive for him killing all those dudes and killing Foggy.
00:32:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:32:27
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know. That's not...
00:32:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, ah you might find out that he was paid or something.
00:32:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's kind of where I'm thinking.
00:32:32
Twin Cheaks
Maybe you'll find out that Wilson Fisk hired him to do that, and that's what's going to fucking set it i set everything off
00:32:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That would bum me out
00:32:41
Steve-O
i i'm sorry the the metal that he got for his spine is cogmium
00:32:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Cognum?
00:32:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
out. Not catamenium or whatever?
00:32:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Is it made of cog wheels?
00:32:49
Steve-O
is this just
00:32:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:32:50
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, you're just another cog in the Gears of War, like that kind of thing.
00:32:53
Steve-O
the important the important change from the marvel comics lore here uh it's not really consequential uh that the metal in question is cogmium instead of adamantium uh
00:33:03
Twin Cheaks
Well, Adamantium doesn't exist yet, right?
00:33:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Classic Cognum.
00:33:05
Steve-O
Well, that that that change was likely made because of an issue with rights at the time.
00:33:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:33:05
Twin Cheaks
That doesn't... Does it exist in the MCU now?
00:33:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it
00:33:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, of course.
00:33:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
uh john you're in luck because after captain america the fucking talcum it does exist now baby yeah because if you saw eternals yeah because at the end of uh get ready buddy buckle up uh at the end of eternals when the celestial kind of crawls out of the earth and then stops that thing is now made of the adamantium boom yeah boom john
00:33:14
Twin Cheaks
Oh, they did it? It all comes together, baby! Kevin Feige is a genius. He's got a 300 IQ.
00:33:25
Twin Cheaks
300 IQ.
00:33:30
Twin Cheaks
Oh my god.
00:33:33
Twin Cheaks
Just consider me blip.
00:33:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Boom.
00:33:35
Twin Cheaks
Maybe I was blipped from being present with the MCU the last couple years.
00:33:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:33:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
How dare you.
00:33:43
Twin Cheaks
Thank god. Coming back just in time for X-Men.
00:33:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
How i'll fucking dare you, dude.
00:33:47
Steve-O
You know, I'm pro Cognitive.
00:33:48
Twin Cheaks
for Fantastic Four.
00:33:49
Steve-O
I'm going to say it.
00:33:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. I mean, whatever. It's like it's a hard metal.
00:33:52
Twin Cheaks
Did you see all those daggers sticking out of Matt's chest and back?
00:33:56
Steve-O
He had a lot in his chest.
00:33:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude. You got stabbed a bunch.
00:34:00
Twin Cheaks
That was some Home Alone type shit. Like watching i' that go down.
00:34:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Yo, are get Typhoid Mary, you think?
00:34:04
Twin Cheaks
I was like, holy shit.
00:34:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We had Chris.
00:34:09
Twin Cheaks
but Why'd you take your shoes off, Marv?
00:34:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like you didn't watch the other shows.
00:34:12
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I don't know.
00:34:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We had Typhoid Mary.
00:34:14
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah You said we have to, Devin?
00:34:14
Twin Cheaks
Typhoid Mary.
00:34:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Typhoid Mary was in the other shows.
00:34:19
GREASEDAPOLES
What, she? In
00:34:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, she was like, oh, goddammit, now I gotta Google it.
00:34:23
GREASEDAPOLES
what show?
00:34:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah I think Daredevil.
00:34:27
GREASEDAPOLES
What? Really? Really?
00:34:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mary, MCU. Hold on. Yeah, she was like, I think
00:34:35
Twin Cheaks
is... ah
00:34:35
GREASEDAPOLES
And Iron Fist. Second season of Marvel Cinematic Universe television series.
00:34:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh yeah yeah Chris come on come I did I did I did I'm
00:34:39
Steve-O
Oh, no one watched the second season.
00:34:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Nobody watched it, Devin. You suck. Fuck you.
00:34:47
Steve-O
Ha ha ha ha
00:34:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and just saying man do your homework I had the funniest thing ever is when we saw like the Captain America movie Brave New World like i was just like joking with Jenny I was like so you need to watch like roughly about 30 to 35 hours worth of things if you want to just
00:34:53
GREASEDAPOLES
fuck you
00:35:07
Twin Cheaks
Oh.
00:35:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
not Not not be lost, but if you just wanted to catch every reference, I was like, it's like legitimately like 35 hours. Sorry.
00:35:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Dude, they threw away a really good actress for Typhoid Mary too. Alice Eve? Like, she's good.
00:35:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She was good. She was good in the show.
00:35:24
Steve-O
Dude, they threw away a ton of amazing actors and actresses for shit one-off roles.
00:35:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Actually, hey, I think. ah Yeah, yeah, it's true.
00:35:27
GREASEDAPOLES
You're right. I know.
00:35:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That was kind of a calling card for them for a little bit.
00:35:33
GREASEDAPOLES
And she looks ridiculous.
00:35:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hey, hey, tone it down. Show some respect.
00:35:39
GREASEDAPOLES
That shit stinks.
00:35:40
Steve-O
Remember when they threw away Mads Mikkelsen as like Doctor Strange's like little upset guy?
00:35:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Ah!
00:35:46
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, and then instead of bringing him back to be Doctor Doom, they bring fucking Robert Downey Jr.
00:35:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Right?
00:35:52
Twin Cheaks
back. I'm still, I don't know.
00:35:54
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah It was right there.
00:35:55
Twin Cheaks
Even if it's good, and even if even even if he's really good as Doctor Doom, I don't know if I'll ever get it get over that, that he's Doctor Doom.
00:35:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Right in their face.
00:36:01
GREASEDAPOLES
so Dude, dude.
00:36:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, I think...
00:36:03
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Let's talk about something. This is timely, actually, because the Russo brothers, the directors of the...
00:36:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. Okay.
00:36:09
Twin Cheaks
but The GOATS? You talking about the GOATS, Chris?
00:36:10
GREASEDAPOLES
The goats, the fucking goats are going to drop a big steamy turd on America.
00:36:12
Twin Cheaks
The GOATS?
00:36:16
GREASEDAPOLES
And it's called the electric state, I think.
00:36:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yes
00:36:20
GREASEDAPOLES
And
00:36:20
Twin Cheaks
What's worse? That or... What was worse? That a Rebel Moon? Quick. Go under your head.
00:36:23
GREASEDAPOLES
John, this costs $320 million dollars to make.
00:36:24
Twin Cheaks
What's better? What's better?
00:36:27
Twin Cheaks
How much did Rebel Moon cost?
00:36:28
GREASEDAPOLES
um Not that much. It can't talk.
00:36:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
uh well i know they both do both i don't don't know what but times that by two because there's two movies part one part two john
00:36:31
Twin Cheaks
Rebel Moon...
00:36:33
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know.
00:36:34
Twin Cheaks
Rebel Moon was $166 million. This fucking
00:36:39
GREASEDAPOLES
No, that's all of it. No, no, no, no.
00:36:41
Twin Cheaks
guy! This fucking guy!
00:36:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All of Rebel Moon?
00:36:42
GREASEDAPOLES
That's...
00:36:43
Twin Cheaks
this fucking guy
00:36:44
GREASEDAPOLES
No, no. That's all. That's the entirety of it.
00:36:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
don't know.
00:36:47
Twin Cheaks
No, no, no.
00:36:47
GREASEDAPOLES
166.
00:36:49
Twin Cheaks
They were filmed back-to-back, both movies, and and this one is $166 million.
00:36:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. Yes.
00:36:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So the total for Rebel Moon was $160 million?
00:36:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
00:36:56
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, the most expensive...
00:36:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's a steal, frankly.
00:36:58
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a steal!
00:36:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, shit, for two movies, dude?
00:37:01
GREASEDAPOLES
For two shit piles!
00:37:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but like, visually, there's a lot going on there, right?
00:37:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, is it?
00:37:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
lot of effects.
00:37:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah, visually?
00:37:06
Twin Cheaks
Wait, a lot's so Electric State cost million?
00:37:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
certain Yeah, with a but reported budget $320 million.
00:37:13
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what they're saying.
00:37:17
Twin Cheaks
Ooh!
00:37:17
GREASEDAPOLES
And it sucks.
00:37:18
Twin Cheaks
Wow. 10%
00:37:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, apparently apparently it's like not only bad, youre like...
00:37:23
Twin Cheaks
on Rotten Tomatoes.
00:37:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:37:26
GREASEDAPOLES
These are... Is this your kings? Are these your kings?
00:37:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But it's like weird because like Avengers was like legitimately...
00:37:32
Twin Cheaks
You know what? Maybe the Winter Soldier really wasn't that good of a movie then. Maybe we were i mean we were just scammed.
00:37:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's the thing, right? It's like, I know those movies are really good. i know they are.
00:37:41
Twin Cheaks
Maybe we were just scammed. No, maybe they were bad.
00:37:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, they were directors on Community and they made some of the best episodes too.
00:37:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:37:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:37:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, that's bad.
00:37:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What is the deal?
00:37:49
Twin Cheaks
They were supposed to do the...
00:37:50
Steve-O
They did the paintball ones, right?
00:37:50
Twin Cheaks
they were supposed They were supposed to do the Magic the Gathering animated series or some shit.
00:37:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah. The pink ones.
00:37:56
Twin Cheaks
And then I think they backed out.
00:37:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
apparently, uh.
00:38:02
GREASEDAPOLES
The bros need to bro down a little.
00:38:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, I don't know, man. ah This is one of those movies where I'm like, is it really that bad or is this like spite bad?
00:38:07
Twin Cheaks
You know what? There's new brothers.
00:38:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, are we just being spiteful?
00:38:10
Twin Cheaks
the only brothers that The only brothers that matter, guys, are the Duffer brothers now. That's it.
00:38:15
GREASEDAPOLES
What about the safety?
00:38:15
Twin Cheaks
It's not about the Russo brothers. Oh, the Safdie brothers?
00:38:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, they broke up. They broke up.
00:38:18
Twin Cheaks
Well, but...
00:38:19
GREASEDAPOLES
They did break
00:38:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Remember?
00:38:19
Twin Cheaks
When
Filmmaker Projects and Unique Movies
00:38:20
GREASEDAPOLES
that.
00:38:20
Twin Cheaks
was the last time both Safdies directed a movie?
00:38:20
GREASEDAPOLES
He's right.
00:38:23
Twin Cheaks
right I know one of them one of them is adwort and one of em's Edward Teller.
00:38:24
GREASEDAPOLES
um Uncut gems.
00:38:28
Twin Cheaks
ah Did they both do Uncut Gems?
00:38:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that was both of them.
00:38:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I feel like that was the last one they did, right? Together?
00:38:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:38:34
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:38:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Yep.
00:38:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So fuck you.
00:38:36
GREASEDAPOLES
But they're still good.
00:38:38
Twin Cheaks
So fuck you, Chris!
00:38:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fuck you, Chris.
00:38:40
GREASEDAPOLES
They're still good, though.
00:38:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Damn.
00:38:41
GREASEDAPOLES
They're going to be good. Oh, separate. Probably. don't know.
00:38:45
Twin Cheaks
Well, I mean, the other one, ah Josh is the is the guy that plays um Edward Teller, right? He's like a good actor.
00:38:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, and and his brother got Timothy Shammell to be in his other movie.
00:38:50
Twin Cheaks
So he might just be an actor now.
00:38:55
GREASEDAPOLES
the
00:38:55
Twin Cheaks
ah
00:38:56
GREASEDAPOLES
The one about the ping pong champion.
00:38:59
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man, that's probably going to be good, dude.
00:39:00
GREASEDAPOLES
That is going to be good.
00:39:01
Steve-O
Thank you.
00:39:02
Twin Cheaks
That's going to be a good movie, bro. Are you kidding me? Because Chalamet, like, you know, it might be a little cringe to people, but like, he's he he's acting like he's like, laughed in.
00:39:05
GREASEDAPOLES
i know, man.
00:39:12
Twin Cheaks
Like, he's like, I want to fucking
00:39:13
GREASEDAPOLES
No, no. He's not cringe.
00:39:14
GREASEDAPOLES
I think he's a good actor.
00:39:14
Twin Cheaks
I want to be the GOAT.
00:39:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and no you guys You guys heard what he said, right?
00:39:15
Twin Cheaks
Okay. No, but did you see...
00:39:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
When he won the Golden Globe?
00:39:17
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah yeah he said he's...
00:39:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
he's like i want to be He's like, I want to be competitive and like I want to be one of the greats.
00:39:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Listen, John, i watch I watched...
00:39:24
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, he's like, um I'm influenced by Michael Jordan and fucking, like, Viola Davis. Like, he was like, I want to be the best.
00:39:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, he's like, i'm gonna be I want to be a psycho about this. was like, okay.
00:39:33
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:39:34
GREASEDAPOLES
I watched Bones and All and I watched Dune Part 1 and 2.
00:39:36
Twin Cheaks
Oh, you watch those?
00:39:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that they're all good.
00:39:39
Twin Cheaks
What?
00:39:40
GREASEDAPOLES
He's great in all of this.
00:39:41
Twin Cheaks
Did you watch Call Me By Your Name? His breakout?
00:39:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I haven't yet, actually. I need to watch that.
00:39:45
Twin Cheaks
You're saving that for a jack-off night?
00:39:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Save that for my Gooner session.
00:39:49
Twin Cheaks
For your gooder night? Oh, man.
00:39:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh,
00:39:52
Twin Cheaks
Dude, you're going to think I'm such a weirdo. You're going be... Because I love that movie so much.
00:39:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I kind of want to watch that in queer, I guess, back to back. Because I do.
00:40:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh dude. total and Total goon night, dude.
00:40:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Or butt to butt, if you will.
00:40:04
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:40:07
GREASEDAPOLES
I would.
00:40:08
Twin Cheaks
And, uh... Whatchamacallit? Fucking... What's his name? Guadagnino. Luca Guadagnino.
00:40:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I was about to tell you to watch your mouth.
00:40:19
Twin Cheaks
He's doing, um, he's doing a DC movie, right? He's doing it.
00:40:24
GREASEDAPOLES
I think so.
00:40:24
Twin Cheaks
Isn't he doing a DCU movie?
00:40:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
A Lobo? Is he doing Lobo? I just make all of that out?
00:40:29
Twin Cheaks
No, he's not doing Lobo. I think it's, it's, uh, whatchamacallit.
00:40:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait, is this the guy director Queer?
00:40:34
Twin Cheaks
It's, yeah, the guy did Queer, yeah.
00:40:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:40:38
Twin Cheaks
And, um,
00:40:39
GREASEDAPOLES
He's doing something. No, wait. He was going to do Sergeant Rock, but I don't think he's doing that.
00:40:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, fuck.
00:40:42
Twin Cheaks
oh, yeah, that's right.
00:40:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't think he's doing that anymore.
00:40:45
Twin Cheaks
Just give him Animal Man, please. And then call it a day.
00:40:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh,
00:40:50
Twin Cheaks
And make it rated Make it sexual. and Make it psychosexual. And make Animal Man that that guy.
00:40:58
GREASEDAPOLES
he was going to do Sergeant Rock with Daniel Craig.
00:40:59
Twin Cheaks
And cast Armie Hammer as Animal Man.
00:41:02
GREASEDAPOLES
He was going to do Sergeant Rock with Daniel Craig, but Daniel Craig dropped out.
00:41:03
Twin Cheaks
And we're we're good.
00:41:06
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man. Really?
00:41:07
GREASEDAPOLES
So I'm not sure if that's even happening. ah Maybe he's still attached.
00:41:10
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah. Because Daniel Craig did Queer, right? is that Is that out yet?
00:41:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:41:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think came out.
00:41:16
Twin Cheaks
So Bones and All was good?
00:41:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Bones and All is great.
00:41:18
Twin Cheaks
um i thought I still haven't seen it.
00:41:20
GREASEDAPOLES
I love Bones and All. Actually, I didn't think I was going to like it as much as I did. It is like weird, creepy fucking movie.
00:41:26
Twin Cheaks
He also did um he did the Spirio remake too, right?
00:41:28
GREASEDAPOLES
I like it quite bit. Yeah, I like that too.
00:41:30
Twin Cheaks
That guy?
00:41:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. I love that movie.
00:41:32
Twin Cheaks
Dude, this guy's crazy. Did you watch Challengers yet?
00:41:35
GREASEDAPOLES
No, I haven't watched Challengers yet either.
00:41:36
Twin Cheaks
Chris?
00:41:37
GREASEDAPOLES
That all, three-peat, three-time, queer, call me, that's a good night.
00:41:40
Twin Cheaks
Oh yeah, that's a goon knight.
00:41:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude. Dude.
00:41:43
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, maybe maybe we should maybe we should be together for that. We'll watch all three of them together.
00:41:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Ha ha ha ha!
00:41:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just to make sure Chris doesn't just rip it off.
00:41:50
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, just make sure doesn't hurt himself when he's...
00:41:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Wow.
00:41:52
Twin Cheaks
Is Queer streaming anywhere yet? Or not yet?
00:41:54
GREASEDAPOLES
It's... ah yeah You're going to find me like they find that guy watching Love Lies Bleeding in the theater.
00:42:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
about that guy. Let's see.
00:42:01
GREASEDAPOLES
He's like passed out with his pants open.
00:42:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and i forgot about that guy
00:42:06
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll never forget that.
00:42:06
Twin Cheaks
is queer queer is queer um is queer ah like streaming anywhere yet or not yeah
00:42:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, um... Oh, like I can get it. I guess is where I'm coming from with that.
00:42:15
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
00:42:15
GREASEDAPOLES
i don't I don't know if it's streaming anywhere.
00:42:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So quick old search. ah It helps if I know how to spell the word. Really important.
00:42:26
GREASEDAPOLES
You know how to spell queer?
00:42:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I spelled it with two U's like an idiot. ah It's on Apple TV to rent.
00:42:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Ah, red.
00:42:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Amazon to rent.
00:42:34
Twin Cheaks
this movie This movie sounds crazy, dude.
00:42:36
GREASEDAPOLES
It looks beautiful, too.
00:42:38
Twin Cheaks
Oh my god. Well, dude, I mean, it's we're talking about Luca here.
00:42:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Really beautiful.
00:42:42
Twin Cheaks
Luca Guadagnino.
00:42:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Shot on film, too.
00:42:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Apparently it's on, I think it's on Apple TV.
00:42:44
Twin Cheaks
So...
00:42:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think you can stream it.
00:42:47
Twin Cheaks
Oh, and ah Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross did the score? Like, come on, bro. Because they did... I think they also did Boones and All, too?
00:42:55
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Yeah, I think you're right. Because that score is awesome. Yeah, I really like that movie.
00:43:00
Twin Cheaks
Fuck, dude.
00:43:01
GREASEDAPOLES
I was surprised how much I did. i knew I wanted to see it when it came out. just forgot about it. It's weird.
00:43:08
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, the the concept is so interesting to that movie.
00:43:12
GREASEDAPOLES
It's cool. It's really neat too because it's like they can the whole idea is the cannibals can smell each other and like the vicinity.
00:43:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, it's not, it's like a weird fantasy movie.
00:43:21
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, there's like a it's like a weird, yeah, there's like a little bit of cult stuff.
00:43:23
GREASEDAPOLES
no. no There's like a, like an under culture of like cannibals and they all like interact with one another and talk about what it feels like to eat people.
00:43:27
Twin Cheaks
can smell you.
00:43:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Could you imagine being like misgendered as a cannibal? like I know you're a cannibal.
00:43:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, some people don't smell like it and they're like weirded out by them.
00:43:39
Twin Cheaks
i could smell you
00:43:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. yo Apparently I've seen this movie.
00:43:42
GREASEDAPOLES
They're like, why are you here?
00:43:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Shit.
00:43:45
GREASEDAPOLES
It's cool. It's a really neat concept. And,
00:43:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, honestly, the trailer kind of made me. i was like, do I just want to see a road trip movie about cannibals? I don't know.
00:43:54
Twin Cheaks
Kinda. Why not? Well, that sounds cool.
00:43:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, I got to be in the mood that, why I make time to
00:43:57
Twin Cheaks
That doesn't sound cool to you?
00:44:00
Twin Cheaks
But it's like, but it's like a, it's like a, it's like a deep love story too, from what I heard as well.
00:44:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
make im yeah
00:44:05
GREASEDAPOLES
And there's a character, like the villain, he sounds like... Remember the creepy old man from Family Guy?
00:44:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:44:12
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah He's like, Hey, little boy.
00:44:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You're never going to catch me.
00:44:15
Twin Cheaks
Uh,
00:44:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:44:16
GREASEDAPOLES
He's like, I saw you guys over there I wanted say something you.
00:44:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Don't even try.
00:44:19
Twin Cheaks
ah
00:44:21
GREASEDAPOLES
But he's really creepy and terrifying in this.
00:44:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The villain in a cannibal movie.
00:44:25
GREASEDAPOLES
it's ah
00:44:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
that's
00:44:29
GREASEDAPOLES
But he's so like...
00:44:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That guy just eats way too many people.
00:44:32
GREASEDAPOLES
it's He's like weirdly innocent. It's it's's really creepy.
00:44:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I only criminals. Okay. All right. I believe
00:44:37
GREASEDAPOLES
He's got like a child-like mentality. Oh, man. Yeah, it's it's um it's quite a movie. And it's really well acted.
00:44:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:44:43
Twin Cheaks
Oh, Chloe, Chloe Sevinney is in it isn't it too.
00:44:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, oh, what a fucking...
00:44:46
Twin Cheaks
Oh, dude, the guy from ah Moonlight.
00:44:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Divigny, yeah.
00:44:49
GREASEDAPOLES
What a scene she's in.
00:44:50
Twin Cheaks
Sevinney is um fucking the guy from Moonlight's in it too.
00:44:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yay, yay, yay.
00:44:56
Twin Cheaks
Man, I should watch this.
00:44:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. Yep, yes. And he's... wo yeah everybody's, this Creepfest, it's Creepfest.
00:45:02
Twin Cheaks
Everybody's gross. Everybody's gross.
00:45:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Everybody's, the cannibals, they all look super gross.
00:45:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. yeah Yeah, well, maybe because they eat people.
00:45:10
GREASEDAPOLES
No, Devin, you're wrong. It's a perfectly acceptable thing to do. Let's move on. Let's move on!
00:45:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right. has any I mean, that was ah there's some other things I i did, but ah no, you guys, anyone else play anything, watched anything that
Gaming Discussions and Challenges
00:45:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
we haven't talked about?
00:45:28
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I just want to um want to complain a little bit because Capcom Cup was this week.
00:45:28
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
00:45:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. Yes.
00:45:34
Twin Cheaks
And um it was awesome. every Just to give you the breakdown, it was incredible. it was like Every match I watched was awesome. A fucking 15-year-old from Chile ended up beating like all of the legends and getting to the to the grand finals.
00:45:48
Twin Cheaks
But he lost. But it was like amazing watching him.
00:45:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, who did he mean?
00:45:53
Twin Cheaks
Well, he was switching around a little bit. But like he he lost he lost as, i think, Ken.
00:45:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh I like that. Okay.
00:45:59
Twin Cheaks
in the, in the, when they did the top 16 and then got sent to the loser's side of the bracket and he switched to Ryu who is like, kind of like not like he's good. Ryu's good, but like, he's not the strong.
00:46:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like middle middle of the pack, right?
00:46:11
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but he's not like Ken and Akuma when you talk about Shoto's like, if you're going play, you got to play one of those.
00:46:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:46:16
Twin Cheaks
And he switched to Ryu and went on a fucking nine game winning streak throughout the loser's bracket to get all the way to the grand final. It was like amazing. The watch, I couldn't even sleep. It was, I stayed up from like 10 PM because it was in Japan.
00:46:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:46:30
Twin Cheaks
10 p.m. to 5 a.m. Anyway, what I want to complain about is last year's Capcom Cup, Capcom set out a tweet a couple days before saying like, hey guys, like, don't get excited.
00:46:47
Twin Cheaks
Like, we're not, we're telling everybody now we are not going to make any gameplay announcements or showing anything for the next season at this year's Capcom Cup.
00:46:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
a
00:46:57
Twin Cheaks
So they were basically like, Don't get crazy, but we're not going to show anything. so don't We're not showing Akuma yet. So basically they set basically they said that. So don't don't get excited. Don't expect it.
00:47:08
Twin Cheaks
Well, this year they did not they did not like tweet a message out like that this year. So everybody was like, oh, well, fucking let's go. like We're going to get the Elena trailer. We're going to get the season three character announcements. Blah, blah, blah.
00:47:23
Twin Cheaks
They didn't show anything at all. And it's like really shitty that they did that. cause they expected everyone... Like, everybody expected that they would announce something.
00:47:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Right now it's something, right?
00:47:37
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, especially because like the new season is supposed to start... The Capcom Pro Tour season is supposed to start a little earlier this year. So people were like, oh, well, like maybe they're going to release Elena a little bit earlier because they never release a new character with a patch update in the middle of the Pro Tour season. Like, they've never done that before. It's not really...
00:47:58
Twin Cheaks
fair to the players to have to like adjust everything in the middle of the season. you know And nothing. We didn't get anything. So Capcom, they pulled a FromSoft.
00:48:10
Twin Cheaks
They could have shown Bloodborne. They didn't. So i pretty disappointed.
00:48:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's kind of fucked up.
00:48:17
GREASEDAPOLES
What do you expect? They're never going to do that.
00:48:21
Twin Cheaks
Well, I'm just saying, man.
00:48:22
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah I'm past the point of being, you know, excited about that. I'm not, I don't care anymore. It's never going to happen.
00:48:32
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but you know, but deep down, Chris, it's in your blood. Like, you kind of...
00:48:35
GREASEDAPOLES
It's, I think it's out of my blood by now.
00:48:38
Twin Cheaks
Nah, I don't know, man.
00:48:39
GREASEDAPOLES
um I'm like feces to ship.
00:48:40
Twin Cheaks
I think...
00:48:41
GREASEDAPOLES
You're not even the same person after seven years.
00:48:42
Twin Cheaks
i think deep I think deep down, Chris, like, you still hope that they do. And it's that little bit that they have on you that keeps you coming back for more.
00:48:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, maybe they got they got my penis in a little cage, but you know, i did let them do it to some degree.
00:49:03
Twin Cheaks
here
00:49:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I want stand by that.
00:49:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm to that one sit. I'm going to let that statement sit.
00:49:05
GREASEDAPOLES
I want to stand by that.
00:49:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:49:08
Steve-O
Bloodborne again.
00:49:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay?
00:49:12
GREASEDAPOLES
It's all over. It's here again.
00:49:14
Twin Cheaks
Bloodborne again.
00:49:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:49:15
GREASEDAPOLES
i'm i'm tired I'm tired of being disappointed about it, I guess, is what I'm trying to say.
00:49:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, I mean, i think the last, I let myself stupidly get believe it. I didn't believe it. And then the last day to play or whatever it was, I was like, this is it. It's got to be.
00:49:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Why wouldn't it be? And then I fucking, I don't know.
00:49:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Why would you?
00:49:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i just randomly, I let myself get excited.
00:49:37
GREASEDAPOLES
It's like, why did it affect you?
00:49:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I just want to be happy for people.
00:49:40
Steve-O
I am so shocked that Sony, when they had a moment, they were like, all right, we have everything together. We have all the cards in our hand.
00:49:51
Steve-O
What do we do? What do we focus on? What do we make the the entire next five years of our journey be? Oh, I have idea. Shitty online like games that just will completely die in one week.
00:50:01
Twin Cheaks
Uhhhhhhhhh.
00:50:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah.
00:50:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Speaking of shitty online games that die in one week, how's everybody's Monster Hunter journey?
00:50:10
Steve-O
dude beat it and i am working my way to a high i'm a high rank hunter now i'm rank 37 38 and so uh basically that's just where like the monsters get harder and harder and harder um but i'm i'm having a blast with it it is very much now like the thing is it's like the story is kind of arduous like it's very much just like
00:50:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and Okay.
00:50:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:50:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Something just kind of there, you know.
00:50:36
Steve-O
It's weird because it's like the game story should just be, oh, there's a fucking monster. Go kill it. But a lot of the game is like, oh, let's go on like a little hike together. And you kind of go on like these like real long, like just missions where you're just like following people. You're not even like playing anything. It's just playing itself.
00:50:56
Steve-O
um And then it's like, oh, no, the monster attacked while we were doing like a dinner or something like, oh, please.
00:51:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Why'd you go to dinner? Hmm.
00:51:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So they they make it they make you have a reason to kill the monster? So to make you feel less bad about being a psycho that just kills monster?
00:51:07
Steve-O
ah
00:51:10
Steve-O
The thing is, like, in universe, there are there are things where it's like, you have to kind of be given...
00:51:15
Twin Cheaks
the Shadow of Colossus you.
00:51:17
Steve-O
they have to the the The guild has to give you permission to kill the monster. To hunt the monsters, I should say.
00:51:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And they're like, that thing ruined my sandwich. You got permission. Murder that thing.
00:51:28
Steve-O
But there there are definitely points where it's like... I am like kind of like blown away by the spectacle of it all. um There was a fight I was doing where we were running and we got sucked into like a sand vortex.
00:51:43
Steve-O
And so we're like underground and the monster that I was fighting, like decided to try and fight me underground and and we got pulled up and a windstorm tornado happened and it like struck the monster while I was like stabbing it.
00:51:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh boy.
00:51:58
Steve-O
It's just like, it's one of those like games where it's like, it has those uncharted spectacle moments in it. um But there's so much like just,
00:52:10
Steve-O
nonsense in the way of that that it gets a long time like you have to essentially beat the game and then beat a good portion of like end game story stuff to just be able to be like all right i can just fight the monsters i want and get like take on new challenges and like not be hindered by stuff um but uh you know rolled credits it's fun
00:52:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Okay.
00:52:31
GREASEDAPOLES
This game's got Nados in it.
00:52:36
Steve-O
It's got Nato's in it. i would say I would say that this game is not a 90% game as OpenCritic gave it. I would definitely give it like an 85, 86. eighty five eighty six
00:52:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Over, over height, you're saying.
00:52:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
good
00:52:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Over, over credit, over scored.
00:52:49
Steve-O
Nah, I wouldn't say that because it's like, I am really enjoying my time with it. But yeahd like i playing it after playing ah other other games, like when we were talking about like Dragon's Dogma last week, and like I was just remembering like how exciting those fights were too.
00:53:06
Steve-O
um
00:53:08
Twin Cheaks
yeah
00:53:08
Steve-O
there's there's definitely like the shared DNA but I just I know there's people out there that are like
00:53:15
Twin Cheaks
feel like the I feel like the combat's better Dragon's Dogma 2. I mean, I don't know.
00:53:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, but if you...
00:53:19
Steve-O
dude that's the thing the monster the monster hunter like series like there's so many like monster hunter like there's people who are like this is the easiest monster hunter to get into and like y'all are babies they're basically doing that thing that like all the Elden Ring gamers kind of do or the the Dark Souls gamers do
00:53:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but
00:53:20
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I haven't played it this week.
00:53:36
GREASEDAPOLES
I remember. Yes.
00:53:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Yeah, just get good.
00:53:40
Steve-O
where people are will be like, dude, we didn't even we didn't even have bird horses back in the old days.
00:53:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay, good.
00:53:44
Steve-O
We couldn't even we couldn't even lock on. like not even lock You can't lock on into the monsters in this game.
00:53:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, like...
00:53:49
Steve-O
You can kind of snap to them, but you can't pay attention. You have to constantly turn to the camera.
00:53:52
GREASEDAPOLES
um feel I feel if you if you change too much, then people that love the game won't like it as much, right?
00:53:59
Steve-O
Absolutely. like It's this weird in-between where it is... It is two um too sanded off at the edges for, like I think, the big-time Monster Hunter like people who are like a little more fickle to enjoy. Because like I know a ton of Monster Hunter fans who are like having an absolute blast.
00:54:20
Steve-O
So it is a Monster Hunter game. But I think it is also... um just too heavy still for like a lot of newer people to get into. Like I saw Borden try to get into it and just be like, nah, I'm done.
00:54:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, well, I mean, it did wasn't he kind of ah having performance issues with the game, too?
00:54:44
Steve-O
That makes sense too.
00:54:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Bye.
00:54:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
here a Apparently, he's the only one, even though i don't know. I just remember the Internet was like, this game runs like trash on PC.
00:54:55
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:54:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then none of you guys really had any issues with it.
00:54:55
Steve-O
I had a, I had no issue.
00:54:57
Twin Cheaks
No, I think...
00:54:58
Steve-O
I had one graphical explosion.
00:54:58
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, i't I don't... I haven't had any issues at all. But i think I think those might be just the people that are, like, trying to run it in max settings, too. I'm not trying to do that, ever.
00:55:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:55:08
Twin Cheaks
So...
00:55:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah,
Fantasy Critic and Competitive Banter
00:55:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like I never really know what the specifics are.
00:55:12
Steve-O
I just run what it basically says is like recommended. It's like, this is what's recommended. Go for it. Um... but I'm having fun. I think like a big portion of that game is like being able to play it with people because like when it's like you and your buddies just beating the shit out of just this giant T-Rex, you feel, you feel awesome.
00:55:37
Twin Cheaks
When did Monster Hunter 2 get on, on the or Monster Hunter Wilds?
00:55:37
Steve-O
Um,
00:55:39
Twin Cheaks
Oh, it's kind of 90 now? Jesus.
00:55:41
Steve-O
but yeah, it bumped up one. It bumped up one. Um,
00:55:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Which one of you hobos had that on the fantasy draft?
00:55:44
Twin Cheaks
What did Dragon's Dogma get?
00:55:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
00:55:48
Steve-O
ah Michelle has it.
00:55:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude, Michelle's been cleaning up because ah she also...
00:55:53
Twin Cheaks
Uh, you mean Steve, you what, do you don't want to admit that Steve's been fucking destroying everybody?
00:55:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
00:55:58
Twin Cheaks
You don't want to say it?
00:55:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, now yeah, you know, Steve snuck out that that fucking Tony Hawk 3 and 4, and I am furious that I let that happen.
00:56:00
Steve-O
It's okay, Dad.
00:56:01
Twin Cheaks
Devin, if you could get, Devin, if you could get Dragon's Dogma 2 for, like,
00:56:08
GREASEDAPOLES
You got, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and
00:56:10
GREASEDAPOLES
You got Tony Hawk three and four.
00:56:12
Steve-O
yeah so
00:56:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He, yeah, he he we managed to...
00:56:14
GREASEDAPOLES
How'd you let him get two games?
00:56:16
Steve-O
You know what did? they they They did a little like, there's going to be like a a drop, an announcement of something coming up on March 4th. And i was like, all right, I'm going to pray to the Tony Hawk gods.
00:56:29
Steve-O
Because if I remembered how Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 plus 2, the remake came out in 2020, how it just kind of like shadow dropped out of nowhere.
00:56:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:56:39
Steve-O
I was like, please do the same thing. Please do the same thing. And lo and behold, it did.
00:56:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:56:45
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Unfortunately for you, Steve, this is going to be a certified 50 Metacritic.
00:56:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:56:49
Steve-O
God damn.
00:56:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I,
00:56:49
Steve-O
No, my luck.
00:56:50
GREASEDAPOLES
You want to know why? You want to know why?
00:56:52
Steve-O
Why?
00:56:53
GREASEDAPOLES
No Bam Margera.
00:56:54
Steve-O
Yeah, I did see this.
00:56:54
GREASEDAPOLES
60%.
00:56:55
Steve-O
I saw people were like, no, bam.
00:56:57
GREASEDAPOLES
sixty percent
00:56:58
Twin Cheaks
gonna say I was to say that and if Dragon's Dogma 2 was on sale for like $20 or $30, I would say you should get it.
00:56:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
uh...
00:57:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:57:04
Twin Cheaks
Because I think you would actually really like that game.
00:57:06
Steve-O
That'd be a decent $20 game. Decent $20, $30 game.
00:57:08
Twin Cheaks
But it's not on sale.
00:57:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ia
00:57:08
Twin Cheaks
I just looked it up. It's not on sale.
00:57:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
no no but the thing is is like not only did steve get it but like again we have the fantasy critic bot that lets us know hey steve bid on this and none none of us none of us thought yeah and he got it for a dollar he i'm just i'm saying steve got it he got 11 points he got at least 11 points for a dollar
00:57:21
Steve-O
Nobody tried to stop me.
00:57:25
Twin Cheaks
Oh, we're still talking about Fantasy Critics?
00:57:25
GREASEDAPOLES
you gonna
00:57:27
Twin Cheaks
Oh, I thought we were talking about games here, Devin.
00:57:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Are you going to keep letting him get away with this?
00:57:31
Steve-O
it Dude, dude.
00:57:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Are you going to keep letting him get away with this?
00:57:34
Steve-O
Dude, Devin's feeling the heat right now.
00:57:34
Twin Cheaks
Well, you don't know that.
00:57:36
Steve-O
at The crown.
00:57:36
Twin Cheaks
they took a
00:57:37
Steve-O
The crown feels heavy, doesn't it?
00:57:37
Twin Cheaks
they took the fucking ah They took the thing away, dude. The story mode. Took that out, I heard.
00:57:43
Steve-O
they did They did take the story mode out of four.
00:57:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Didn't that suck, though?
00:57:46
Steve-O
It was like an open world story. So now it's like kind of like classic, like two minute stuff.
00:57:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:57:49
Twin Cheaks
Could have made it better.
00:57:49
GREASEDAPOLES
It did. Devin, it did suck.
00:57:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, i was gonna say, I heard it sucked. I'm, like, weirdly never played a fucking... i couldn't get it.
00:57:58
GREASEDAPOLES
you
00:57:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I've never gotten into Tony Hawk, dude. I can't get into...
00:58:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Tony Hawk 4 tried to do what Skate did, and it was it was just them copying right?
00:58:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and I think
00:58:07
Twin Cheaks
Listen, we got three weeks until, uh, or I guess a month-ish, until the Nintendo Direct for Switch 2.
00:58:07
GREASEDAPOLES
right
00:58:14
Twin Cheaks
And then, and, uh, because Devin...
00:58:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:58:14
Steve-O
Right, April, yeah.
00:58:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Before I realize that I'm either going to have an instant road to number one or I'm going to drop a lot of games.
00:58:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah,
00:58:23
Twin Cheaks
because, um, whatchamacallit, um, oh man, somebody counterpicked Mind's Eye? Woo!
00:58:28
GREASEDAPOLES
john what do you got cooking on your stove here?
00:58:31
Twin Cheaks
For Mind? I mean, I still got Metroid...
00:58:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
John's in the same boat as me. Yeah.
00:58:33
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, we're still waiting. Metroid Prime 4...
00:58:35
Steve-O
You got Grand Theft.
00:58:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Metric Prime.
00:58:36
Steve-O
Grand Theft Auto, right?
00:58:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:58:38
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, we haven't heard anything yet.
00:58:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Man, you got some you got some pies in the sky, don't you, buddy?
00:58:42
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, we haven't heard anything yet.
00:58:42
Steve-O
You, wait...
00:58:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:58:44
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I'm kind gambling.
00:58:44
Steve-O
Wait, you traded Metal Gear Alpha for that, right?
00:58:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you'd trade a Metal Gear Delta for that.
00:58:49
Twin Cheaks
Delta, yeah.
00:58:49
Steve-O
Delta, that's it.
00:58:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah, that was steal, dude.
00:58:51
Twin Cheaks
And a dollar.
00:58:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and a dollar.
00:58:54
Twin Cheaks
Well, I don't know, man. What if it doesn't come out? Then it's not a steal anymore.
00:58:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
00:58:57
Steve-O
coming on It's coming It's coming up.
00:58:57
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't think that's a steal at all.
00:58:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
don't care. i don't care.
00:58:59
Steve-O
It's coming up.
00:58:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, the potential to fucking just have 30 points versus just like for your... You sold it for something decent, but like, you know, it's not it's not like you gave up fucking...
00:59:11
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's not like I gave out Metroid.
00:59:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
00:59:14
Steve-O
It wasn't one of your number ones, right?
00:59:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Or Monster Hunter. You know, you didn't give a Monster Hunter. So...
00:59:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Metroid Prime 4, that's definitely coming out, right, this year?
00:59:17
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:59:20
Twin Cheaks
I mean, it's not 100%, but it' like I think everybody's pretty pretty confident that that's going to be the ah launch title for Switch 2.
00:59:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We all hope so.
00:59:21
Steve-O
We don't know. We don't know.
00:59:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:59:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
00:59:31
Twin Cheaks
And that is coming out this year.
00:59:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:59:33
Twin Cheaks
And we're going to get a trailer. um i mean i i'm open oh know
00:59:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
00:59:36
Twin Cheaks
I don't know anymore, man. ta Trump tariffs?
00:59:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's, i was just thinking about that, buddy.
00:59:39
Steve-O
Paris, Paris.
00:59:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude.
00:59:40
Twin Cheaks
We might not.
00:59:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They're good. Delay games. Yeah.
00:59:42
GREASEDAPOLES
They might not make, they might not release the switch too.
00:59:42
Twin Cheaks
I get shit.
00:59:44
GREASEDAPOLES
If the tariffs are going to be ridiculous.
00:59:46
Twin Cheaks
Did Nintendo officially announce the price point for the Switch 2 yet or not yet?
00:59:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
00:59:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, dude.
00:59:51
Twin Cheaks
It's just speculation still.
00:59:51
Steve-O
na Yeah, it was all stuff in April.
00:59:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They're waiting.
00:59:53
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man. and We might be in for a rocky road.
00:59:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, I wouldn't. I'm just waiting until the fucking the the orange baby's done having his tantrum.
01:00:01
Steve-O
Oh, so.
01:00:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Right.
01:00:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Four years?
01:00:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Announced anything.
01:00:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Four years?
01:00:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:00:03
Steve-O
Dude, that's optimistic that we are not going to be living in a weird nightmare the crowd like society by that point.
01:00:05
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's ah it's only been two months. and It's only been two months.
01:00:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. But yeah, no, but John and I are both sitting at zero percent because none of our games have hit yet.
01:00:20
Steve-O
y'all are Y'all are long gaming it.
01:00:20
Twin Cheaks
Nothing came out. Nothing came out yet.
01:00:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's what i'm saying. Like, none of our games have hit.
01:00:24
Twin Cheaks
I also saved...
01:00:24
GREASEDAPOLES
You guys are chugging ooftonium right now.
01:00:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Steam has a...
01:00:26
Twin Cheaks
I saved a few... i saved this few slots.
01:00:29
Steve-O
Dude, Split Fiction came out and fucking cleaned up for me.
01:00:29
Twin Cheaks
I still have a few slots.
01:00:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:00:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Who got split?
01:00:33
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:00:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, that was you. Yeah. Damn, dude.
01:00:35
GREASEDAPOLES
you guys letting him get away with this here? what are you, nobody going to stop
01:00:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, Split Fiction...
01:00:38
Twin Cheaks
Well, he drafted Split Fiction.
01:00:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Steam drafted that. I don't feel too bad. I mean, I think it's a good pick for sure.
01:00:41
GREASEDAPOLES
him?
01:00:43
GREASEDAPOLES
What, Steve Howie Roseman all of sudden? that you're telling me?
01:00:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, those games those games just like...
01:00:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve Howie? don't think he's Howie.
01:00:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They don't resonate because I don't have ah
01:00:51
Twin Cheaks
ah how much money How much money did you spend on Civ 7?
01:00:54
Steve-O
I want talk about him man.
01:00:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's true. Yeah, Steve Smith.
01:00:56
Steve-O
Yeah, but how much money did I spend on Tony Hawk?
01:00:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:00:59
Steve-O
I cleaned up.
01:00:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude.
01:00:59
Steve-O
I cleaned up with Tony Hawk.
01:01:01
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but is that even like...
01:01:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You spent more money on Digimon than you did Tony Hawk.
01:01:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Howie O'Tieri's got his got his Saquon Tony Hawk.
01:01:07
Steve-O
No, I spent a dollar on Digimon.
01:01:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, right.
01:01:09
Steve-O
Mine's eyes, I put some money down because you were kind of talking it up the day, the the week of.
01:01:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, who kind of picked the rain?
01:01:14
Steve-O
So I was like, oh
01:01:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Who did that?
01:01:16
Steve-O
Rain did. Rain did.
01:01:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude.
01:01:17
GREASEDAPOLES
You all out of money?
01:01:17
Steve-O
but rain But Rain's got bad instincts.
01:01:17
Twin Cheaks
Right?
01:01:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Are you all out of money? All of you?
01:01:21
Steve-O
No, I got $33
01:01:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, no, no.
01:01:22
Twin Cheaks
I'm not.
01:01:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh. Okay. All right.
01:01:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's got $33 and no slots left.
01:01:25
Twin Cheaks
I've got...
01:01:26
Steve-O
Dude, Stin is low.
01:01:26
Twin Cheaks
I've got... I've got $76 waiting for the Nintendo...
01:01:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus. Jesus.
01:01:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:01:31
Twin Cheaks
Waiting for the Nintendo Direct.
01:01:33
Steve-O
Rain's got 14 bucks.
01:01:33
Twin Cheaks
So I could just...
01:01:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:01:36
Twin Cheaks
He also... Yeah, he fucking... That was a fucking...
01:01:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's waiting. to He's going to spend like a dollar.
01:01:39
Twin Cheaks
Petty ass. No, the Yakuza thing... Dude, the Yakuza thing... He just wanted to be the guy to have Yakuza... Win or lose...
01:01:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Well, I mean.
01:01:47
Steve-O
Well, that's because Yakuza hit huge last year for him.
01:01:47
Twin Cheaks
Life or death...
01:01:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
To be fair, yeah to be fair like we all we all chased it pretty hard, um and then he got it, but 11 points.
01:01:56
Twin Cheaks
It's called due diligence, Devin. Okay.
01:01:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right, all right, all right.
01:01:59
Twin Cheaks
Just have to, just got to keep it in check. Keep things in check.
01:02:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Listen, I get it.
01:02:02
Steve-O
Wait, i I want to i want look.
01:02:03
GREASEDAPOLES
11 points do not an empire make.
01:02:05
Steve-O
I want to look at the monies that have been spent by these lunatics that have been absolutely spending.
01:02:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah the The history? Here, hold
01:02:13
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm trying to
01:02:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve's printing money. He's got counterfeit cash.
01:02:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah So, let's see. ah It doesn't tell me who. I always kind of forget.
01:02:23
Steve-O
Stin spent $36 on the Dune MMO.
01:02:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That is an all-time bad decision.
01:02:27
Steve-O
Dude,
01:02:30
Twin Cheaks
Oh wait, is that is that up for a counterpick?
01:02:30
Steve-O
you just spent $1.
01:02:32
Twin Cheaks
Is that up for counterpick still?
01:02:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's it's up for counterpick. It should be. Wait, let me confirm. Steve, you're looking at that, right? Is it?
01:02:43
Twin Cheaks
Wow, look at that percent counterpick.
01:02:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
John? John?
01:02:45
Twin Cheaks
45%.
01:02:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You can counterpick it. You can counterpick that all day if you want.
01:02:47
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I'm about to. I'm about to.
01:02:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You should counterpick Metal Gear Solid Delta just to fucking mess the fuck with them.
01:02:51
Twin Cheaks
Just to be the guy. it what Yeah, only if I get crowned the ultimate winner anyway, regardless of the score for doing that.
01:02:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No matter what.
01:03:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's fair.
01:03:01
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Dune, yeah, 45% counterpicked for Dune Awakening. That's tight. That's crazy.
01:03:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'd do it. Yeah, I think that's easy.
01:03:11
Twin Cheaks
Tales of the Shire is 59% counterpicked.
01:03:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Who has tails?
01:03:17
Steve-O
I counterpicked it.
01:03:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Steve?
01:03:17
Twin Cheaks
du Now, Duke Crux is already dead.
01:03:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, you counterpicked
01:03:19
Twin Cheaks
He's already dead. That dude, yeah, he's already done.
01:03:20
Steve-O
He's already dead with a vowed.
01:03:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
the
01:03:23
Twin Cheaks
He counterpicked the Valdes. He's cooked.
01:03:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it. I don't want to talk about Duke Crux, man.
01:03:25
Twin Cheaks
I'm
01:03:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He just disappoints me. I'm like a
01:03:29
Twin Cheaks
telling you, he's the guy He's the guy that – he's the he's the yeah diehard Eagles fan that does fantasy football just to draft the Eagles on his team and no matter what. Like
Galani and Chill March Badness
01:03:39
Twin Cheaks
that's the guy.
01:03:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, because like, dude, because like, honestly, his list is like respectable, but he just
01:03:39
GREASEDAPOLES
I know exactly what you're talking about.
01:03:40
Twin Cheaks
That's him. No, because his he's reasoning – I mean his reasoning behind drafting Avowed as the counterpick was because he't he doesn't like it.
01:03:53
Twin Cheaks
So it's like and that's not – don't know if that's a winning strategy, you know?
01:03:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah Yeah
01:03:58
Steve-O
The year before, Rain talked him into... No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. Who got talked into picking against... ah Counterpicking... um What was that? The um Unicorn Overlord?
01:04:12
Twin Cheaks
he got Yeah, Rain talked him into counterpicking that.
01:04:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:04:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, something like that.
01:04:17
Twin Cheaks
So he counterpicked it, yeah.
01:04:18
Steve-O
I thought he... I thought he counterpicked Dead Space last year.
01:04:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah no, he did. He did counterpick Dead Space.
01:04:22
Twin Cheaks
i That was...
01:04:23
GREASEDAPOLES
oh what?
01:04:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like a psycho. We were all like, i don't, I mean, listen, you do what you want to do. I'm not going to judge you, but he did counter, he convinced me to counterpick Homeworld 3.
01:04:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I only lost seven points, though, wasn't
01:04:38
Twin Cheaks
No, Dukrux counterpicked Unicorn Overlord.
01:04:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, no, he did. Yeah.
01:04:43
Steve-O
was it the Oh, it was the year before. It was 2023.
01:04:45
Twin Cheaks
The year before was that space too.
01:04:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
may Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, dude, he he has a...
01:04:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, he's three for three with really bad counterpicks.
01:04:54
Steve-O
Dude, every counter pick, just buy that game. It's going to be good.
01:04:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:05:00
Steve-O
It's going to be a good game.
01:05:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, like, listen, he's got Talos Principle, he's got Blueprints, which people are saying could be, like, one of those, like, Indie Goatee type games.
01:05:09
Steve-O
I'm more of a Purple Prince enjoyer.
01:05:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:05:12
Steve-O
yes
01:05:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm just saying, dude.
01:05:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Purple rain over here.
01:05:14
Steve-O
Purple Ray does have Elden Ring Night Rain.
01:05:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, ah yeah. Oh, you know what? I mentioned this, but I think this leads into ah fun little topic.
01:05:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Uh-oh.
01:05:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah So I mentioned how I was in like a Silent Hill mode.
01:05:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:05:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i want to So I watched Silent Hill, the movie.
01:05:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Spooky sad mode.
01:05:33
Steve-O
Okay.
01:05:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think largely kind of holds up.
01:05:38
Steve-O
I would say that that movie has excellent, like, just location scouting and, like, set work.
01:05:38
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm...
01:05:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. ah But then right after didn't even give it like I didn't even sit on it for 10 minutes. I booted up Silent Hill Revelation, the sequel.
01:05:54
Steve-O
Oh, that's the second one.
01:05:55
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man.
01:05:55
Steve-O
Oh, you poor thing.
01:05:57
Twin Cheaks
Yikes.
01:05:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i I didn't even finish.
01:05:59
Twin Cheaks
Yikes.
01:05:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I fell asleep in the middle of it.
01:06:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, boy.
01:06:01
Steve-O
I never finished that one either, Devin.
01:06:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah So.
01:06:02
Steve-O
That's just like walk out or.
01:06:03
GREASEDAPOLES
like What a quitter.
01:06:05
GREASEDAPOLES
What a quitter.
01:06:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So Silent Hill.
01:06:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Right. So the first movie is basically the first game. They just kind of gender swap the main character. ah Revelation is Silent Hill 3. And then the movie that's supposed to come out this year is just Silent Hill 2.
01:06:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:06:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But my point is, it Silent Hill Revelation has, you know, at this point, just I always i look fondly on these when it comes to bad movies, 3D effects.
01:06:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Nice.
01:06:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it's just I thought I was like, wow. If I had a certain genre, I think this would have gone on my short list for the Galani and chill March Madness.
01:06:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, how would you feel? How would you feel if I fell asleep watching Lawnmower 2, Job's Return?
01:06:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't
01:06:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Would you feel disappointed? Me?
01:06:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
know.
01:06:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Huh?
01:06:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't know. I don't know how I feel about it.
01:06:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I feel disappointed.
01:07:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You feel upset?
01:07:00
GREASEDAPOLES
In you.
01:07:01
Steve-O
is that one of the galani galani pics that's not what wait hold on i'm looking at the galani pics now
01:07:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah, is. It is Lawnmower Man 2, Job's Return.
01:07:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Job's War.
01:07:12
Steve-O
what is that what is that no but what was the genre oh okay okay okay i was like the fuck is this
01:07:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Job's War, thank you.
01:07:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's Lawnmower Man 2.
01:07:15
Twin Cheaks
Job's War.
01:07:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, sci-fi, sci-fi.
01:07:18
Twin Cheaks
Sci-fi. Sci-fi.
01:07:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's the obvious genre. Yeah, yeah.
01:07:25
Steve-O
All right, so hold on, hold on. I want to go through. so
01:07:27
GREASEDAPOLES
What did you think? Wait, wait, Steve. Did you think I just brought that up out of the blue?
01:07:31
Steve-O
No, because I know we were talking about it, but I like forgot what who who picked it and what genre it was.
01:07:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:07:31
GREASEDAPOLES
ha ha ha.
01:07:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, okay.
01:07:36
Steve-O
All right, so I want to quickly go over these.
01:07:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:07:38
Steve-O
So Chris, ah later later this month or at the beginning of next month, is going to do the Galani and Chill March Badness episode, where...
01:07:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, so last year we did it.
01:07:49
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:07:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And big hit.
01:07:51
Twin Cheaks
It's the yearly tournament.
01:07:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
we all We all secretly picked really bad movies for Chris to watch.
01:07:56
GREASEDAPOLES
I already have a headache.
01:07:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
thent Yeah, and then he he basically told us what the worst one was.
01:08:01
Twin Cheaks
You have a headache, Chris.
01:08:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and
01:08:02
Twin Cheaks
Did you see all the statistics I've been doing on the statistical analysis I've been doing on these eight movies?
01:08:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And the winner...
01:08:06
GREASEDAPOLES
now what
01:08:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Nobody asked you to.
01:08:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And the winner...
01:08:09
GREASEDAPOLES
I had to do this.
01:08:10
Steve-O
Ha ha ha ha
01:08:10
Twin Cheaks
I know, I know, Chris.
01:08:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
well Yeah, it's very true. It's very true.
01:08:13
Twin Cheaks
I know. I spent more time doing this shit on fucking Friday than actual work.
01:08:15
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm sorry.
01:08:18
Twin Cheaks
And I was like, I kept crunching numbers and shit.
01:08:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's the best, though. I love that.
01:08:21
Twin Cheaks
Like, I was like, no, I have to i have to get this done.
01:08:23
GREASEDAPOLES
and do
01:08:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:08:24
Twin Cheaks
I have to get this done. Nobody cares about this. And nobody asked for this, but i and have to get this done.
01:08:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Well, listen, long story short, we all picked a bunch of bad moves for Chris to watch. he He said this is the worst one. The winner got a physical trophy. um That winner was Tim, and we're all mad about it.
01:08:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And this is round two.
01:08:41
Twin Cheaks
And we're all raw mad about it. Tried to put tried to put rules in place
01:08:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We're running it back.
01:08:46
Twin Cheaks
We tried to put rules in place to prevent Tim from doing the same shit.
01:08:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:08:49
Twin Cheaks
And he found a movie that made
01:08:55
GREASEDAPOLES
i He's a wily one, guys.
01:08:57
Twin Cheaks
And it threw it, it threw off the stats, man, because the standard, the standard deviation for the box office numbers were, was in the billions, I think.
01:09:00
GREASEDAPOLES
he's ah He's a wily one.
01:09:08
Twin Cheaks
One, two, wait.
01:09:10
GREASEDAPOLES
think You think he got Tim pinned down? He's squirming right out of there, man.
01:09:13
Twin Cheaks
No, it was $111 million was the standard deviation. That's supposed to be like, you know, the gaps in between. And that's that's things that I couldn't couldn't use that as a weight.
01:09:26
Steve-O
tim's Tim's always messing. So here's the thing.
01:09:27
Twin Cheaks
as a way
01:09:28
GREASEDAPOLES
It
01:09:28
Steve-O
Here's the thing. Okay, so this year we have chosen our movies. ah this We have implemented the rule that the movie had to at least have been in theaters.
01:09:39
Steve-O
So there has to be box office information for it.
01:09:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, so no weird direct-to-video, terrible Titanic animated sequel............................
01:09:44
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, no fucking yeah no no fucking propaganda animated propaganda movies they spread.
01:09:45
Steve-O
yeah
01:09:48
GREASEDAPOLES
was...
01:09:51
Twin Cheaks
And it's like not a real fucking... Because I don't know.
01:09:53
GREASEDAPOLES
it
01:09:54
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:09:54
GREASEDAPOLES
it was
01:09:54
Twin Cheaks
Chris, which...
01:09:55
Steve-O
My propaganda movie that I put in this year's at least ah proudly was shown in the box office.
01:10:00
Twin Cheaks
it made $670,000. It didn't
01:10:01
GREASEDAPOLES
I saw that. I saw that Trump movie, isn't it?
01:10:04
Twin Cheaks
it well made six hundred and seventy thousand it didn' it make...
01:10:05
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:10:08
Twin Cheaks
it didn't make five hundred and sixty nine
01:10:10
Steve-O
No, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
01:10:11
Twin Cheaks
um for
01:10:12
GREASEDAPOLES
That's lovely.
01:10:12
Twin Cheaks
No, because I was trying to wrap my head around how how they made that much money. Because Tim actually found a date it was released in Chicago. so And I know... i looked it up. Because I had to call Tim out on some shenanigans when I saw that shit.
01:10:28
Twin Cheaks
But, um... Like, it was released at the Montreal Film Festival. It's it's a movie called The Apple. It's a musical from 1980. Have you even heard of this movie, Chris?
01:10:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Nope.
01:10:38
Twin Cheaks
Or no? Oh, man.
01:10:41
GREASEDAPOLES
This is totally new to me.
01:10:41
Twin Cheaks
So...
01:10:43
Steve-O
so So real quick, let's just go down the list of movies that Chris is going to be watching because they're going to be pitted in a tournament.
01:10:46
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:50
Steve-O
A tournament that Chris is going to have to logic out and decide which movie was worse. So it goes deeper into the tournament to decide which was the worst movie.
01:11:01
Steve-O
And we each, um this year, we each were designated or we drafted genres
01:11:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:11:08
Steve-O
So it was kind of a round, not round Robin. It was a snake draft. ah So ah the person who did the worst last year got first pick. And then Tim, who won last year, got last pick. But then he got first pick in the second round and went back up to ah the top again.
01:11:25
Steve-O
um And the movies for this Galanian chill of March badness are the following. So get ready for this when it comes out later this month.
01:11:36
Steve-O
ah The Disappointment Room. Ballistic. X versus Sever. The Trump Prophecy.
01:11:44
GREASEDAPOLES
The apple.
01:11:45
Steve-O
The Last Airbender. Lawnmower Man 2. Job's War. From Justin to Kelly.
01:11:53
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:11:54
Steve-O
Little Italy. Apple.
01:11:55
GREASEDAPOLES
oh
01:11:56
Steve-O
The Apple.
01:11:57
GREASEDAPOLES
what
01:12:02
Twin Cheaks
So I found an inconsistency with Lawnmower 2, Job's War, because there's a different name.
01:12:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:12:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's, ah they have two different subtitles, right? Or not subtitles. Yeah.
01:12:10
Twin Cheaks
Yes, there's like, cyber was it Cyberspace Beyond or something? Is the other?
01:12:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Joe's War is definitively cooler sounding.
01:12:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Holy shit. This is insane.
01:12:18
Twin Cheaks
and Beyond Cyberspace. No, trail the trailer for that is absolutely is absolutely bonkers, dude.
01:12:23
GREASEDAPOLES
What the fuck is this?
01:12:26
Twin Cheaks
I was watching that trailer.
01:12:28
GREASEDAPOLES
What the fuck is this?
01:12:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Chris, you've never seen Lawnmower Man 2? Oh,
01:12:32
GREASEDAPOLES
No, I'm talking about apple. Good lord.
01:12:35
Twin Cheaks
Oh, no.
01:12:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay.
01:12:36
Twin Cheaks
Don't watch that. Just don't watch it.
01:12:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, just don't watch it. We don't need to watch it.
01:12:40
Steve-O
I just feel like I give up. I give up. I'm done with movies.
01:12:42
GREASEDAPOLES
good
01:12:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
as tab
01:12:43
GREASEDAPOLES
lord
01:12:44
GREASEDAPOLES
No, but I'm excited for all of these.
01:12:44
Twin Cheaks
the thing about tim The thing about Tim's picks are they' they're higher on the Rotten Tomatoes user score.
01:12:50
Twin Cheaks
So we might have a a potential room the room where it's so bad it's good. You know?
01:12:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, wait, there isn't. Wait, so Devin, is it beyond cyberspace or Job's War?
01:13:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yes.
01:13:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Is that the same thing?
01:13:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah They're the same movie. I think it's kind of like in in like England, it was like Job's War or, you know, the European name.
01:13:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay. Okay.
01:13:12
Twin Cheaks
ah
01:13:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Joe's War is sick, though. It sounds cool as shit, so that's why picked
01:13:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I like that a little better.
01:13:18
Twin Cheaks
should we give Should we give him a couple on the list that weren't picked?
01:13:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus.
01:13:22
Steve-O
Yeah, absolutely.
01:13:23
Twin Cheaks
Like Eraserhead.
01:13:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh. Eraserhead?
01:13:25
Twin Cheaks
The good ah Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Rear Window.
01:13:28
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
01:13:30
Twin Cheaks
Terminator 2.
01:13:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
01:13:31
Twin Cheaks
Judgment Day.
01:13:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh. Yeah, you weren't going to let me watch any of that. I get it.
01:13:38
Twin Cheaks
there was... um What else is there?
01:13:39
GREASEDAPOLES
I get it.
01:13:40
Twin Cheaks
Oh, so... i like One of them was almost on deadly ground, which is a Steven Seagal movie that I That was almost picked.
01:13:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Oof.
01:13:49
Twin Cheaks
Which is a little rough, but... i don't know. I think um I went with X vs. Sever because... Historic... like it's the It's the lowest rated movie in Rotten Tomatoes history.
01:14:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Sure is.
01:14:03
Twin Cheaks
So we need to we need to see how that stacks up against the worst.
01:14:04
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:14:07
Twin Cheaks
like I did it for science, basically. We gotta see if if if the people... If the you know the critics and people are true. Or the critics reign true for that one.
01:14:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:14:17
Twin Cheaks
So...
01:14:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I saw it, so... Yeah, it's pretty close.
01:14:21
Twin Cheaks
You gotta see it. You gotta watch it again, Chris.
01:14:22
GREASEDAPOLES
I know, I know, I know.
01:14:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Rewatch that bad boy with fresh eyeballs.
01:14:25
GREASEDAPOLES
I think I fell asleep in the theater. It's very rare that do that.
01:14:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's so...
01:14:29
Steve-O
or So we were like, that came up as like a thing where like, oh, Chris has already seen it. Is that something? Do we need to like do a new like stipulation?
01:14:36
GREASEDAPOLES
It's okay.
01:14:38
Steve-O
If you've seen it in theaters, I think rewatching it again, you know, years later in home makes sense. But like if you just watched it.
01:14:43
GREASEDAPOLES
It was fucking... 25 years ago too, wasn't it?
01:14:47
Steve-O
Yeah, like if you watched it for like a Galanian chill, like recently, then that might be different.
01:14:51
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, because that's that's that's the kind of angle shooting that like that some of us would try to do. It's like, oh, should we just go with musical again and make him watch Dear Evan Hansen again? like Because then like ah ultimately like he would feel worse about Chris.
01:15:06
Twin Cheaks
trying to manage Chris's feelings as well.
01:15:08
Steve-O
ah yeah
01:15:10
Twin Cheaks
So like navigating around that...
01:15:10
Steve-O
no
01:15:11
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. That would have been a bitch move.
01:15:14
Steve-O
yeah
01:15:14
GREASEDAPOLES
That's all.
01:15:14
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah so I don't know.
01:15:17
Steve-O
um
01:15:18
Twin Cheaks
Maybe yeah you would just spite not pick that one, right?
01:15:20
Steve-O
Just give Chris the same list as last year.
01:15:20
Twin Cheaks
If you...
01:15:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:15:23
Twin Cheaks
you make them watch same ones over again?
01:15:25
GREASEDAPOLES
you fucking dickheads
01:15:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:15:27
Steve-O
So here's the thing. Okay, so um for the next one we do of this, I think we need to reconfigure the has to be in theater rule. Like, because a lot of movies up to a certain point just don't have box office like numbers.
01:15:39
Twin Cheaks
We have to... we Steve, i I know, Steve, and like that that's between that's what's been going through my mind, because that was the rule that I put in place for Tim alone, but he was still able to navigate around it, so
01:15:52
Steve-O
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
01:15:53
Twin Cheaks
We have to find another different... like Especially if Tim wins again this year, like we have to we really have to lock his ass down, rules-wise.
01:16:00
Steve-O
Right, you're right.
01:16:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I refuse. i don't think Tim's going to win. so I think...
01:16:04
Steve-O
um don't know, Tim's...
01:16:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Depends how much money he gives me this time.
01:16:06
Steve-O
Tim's nasty. Tim's nasty when it comes to this stuff. He's a...
01:16:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Tim gave me $100 last year. Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:16:10
Twin Cheaks
He's a bad movie ah genius.
01:16:11
Steve-O
He... He found a sequel to the to the movie that won last year.
01:16:16
Twin Cheaks
Yeah! Yeah, Chris, he was...
01:16:18
Steve-O
We didn't know about this.
01:16:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, there was ah there's a sequel to...
01:16:21
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:16:22
Twin Cheaks
yeah um uh, Legend of Titanic called In Search of the Titanic.
01:16:26
GREASEDAPOLES
oh jesus christ
01:16:27
Twin Cheaks
And he found, but, like, we looked it up, and it's, like, it's, like, like,
01:16:28
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:16:33
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't even know how I would find that.
01:16:35
Steve-O
They spent $4 million dollars on it, Chris.
01:16:37
Twin Cheaks
yeah he, he was, like, oh, this made four million dollars, and I looked it up, and said I was, like, no, that's the budget, so somebody spent four million dollars to make ah this propaganda movie.
01:16:37
GREASEDAPOLES
See, this is the thing.
01:16:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, you the the the the the thing I do like about it being in theaters is I will be able to find most of these. Like, some of these, if you pick, like, movies that want direct-to-video.
01:16:55
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't even know if there is, like...
01:16:57
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, how did you find some of them last time? you just I mean, like a couple of them are just on YouTube, right?
01:17:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Well...
01:17:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:17:02
Twin Cheaks
Like...
01:17:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Most of them actually were on YouTube. Like, Baby Geniuses was definitely on YouTube.
01:17:05
Steve-O
They're so bad.
01:17:06
Twin Cheaks
Just they're so bad.
01:17:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it was.
01:17:11
GREASEDAPOLES
And, um...
01:17:13
Twin Cheaks
ah Baby geniuses.
01:17:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, like a few others were. And I watched, you know, all of them for free. But, like, if you put something that's direct-to-video, that might not even have, like, a digital version I could find.
01:17:27
Steve-O
right
01:17:27
GREASEDAPOLES
You know? that's the That's the one fear I have.
01:17:29
Twin Cheaks
Thank
01:17:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, if I can't find... one of these movies. Like I'm pretty sure I could find the Apple on YouTube. Actually, I'm going to look it up.
01:17:37
Steve-O
That might be something we want to do in the future where we want to provide like ways to find these two. Just to make sure that they they are available.
01:17:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:17:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
01:17:47
Steve-O
um
01:17:48
GREASEDAPOLES
The Apple, I probably, it looks prolifically bad. So I think I can find it like bad. Like people talk about it as being weird. but Like that's a big thing.
01:17:59
Steve-O
That's the oldest movie on here too, I think.
01:18:01
GREASEDAPOLES
It sure is. That's one. It will, Hopefully not be the hardest, but they are the hardest to find.
01:18:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:18:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Usually. less exact since seven I got that in my hard drive. I downloaded that years ago.
01:18:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You got the Blu-ray sitting there.
01:18:15
Steve-O
It's based off based off that Game Boy Advance game. Come on, man.
01:18:19
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a great game. That's why I went to see it. that's so but I bought the game and I was like, well, I got to see the movie first.
01:18:25
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:18:26
Steve-O
This is going be awesome.
01:18:28
GREASEDAPOLES
And then saw it and I fell asleep. That simple, guys.
01:18:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Listen, Chris, let's just Glitter was on this list. Adventures of Pluto Nash was on this list.
01:18:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
01:18:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, so you're welcome.
01:18:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I see your game. I see you guys' game.
01:18:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:18:46
GREASEDAPOLES
see what you're putting down.
01:18:46
Steve-O
lot of video game games on here. Or movies on here.
01:18:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, you know, hey.
01:18:49
Steve-O
I see Alone in the Dark.
01:18:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Alone in the Dark.
01:18:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh, Yui Bowl.
01:18:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I know. i know.
01:18:55
GREASEDAPOLES
That's really... I'm going be honest. That's pretty on the nose, guys.
01:18:59
Steve-O
It's tempting.
01:18:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I see a Yui Bowl on there.
01:19:00
Steve-O
It's tempting.
01:19:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah That's why I didn't, that's why I it was not selected.
01:19:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
01:19:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i was like, it's too, you know, it's, yeah, it's like Battlefield Earth, right?
01:19:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm. It's too... It's too on the nose.
01:19:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like, eh.
01:19:08
Steve-O
i
01:19:08
GREASEDAPOLES
it's It's classic at this point.
01:19:10
Steve-O
ah yeah I thought about Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey... And then I was like, oh, but also...
01:19:17
Twin Cheaks
That might be good. That might be good.
01:19:18
Steve-O
yeah but that's the thing.
01:19:18
Twin Cheaks
That one might be good.
01:19:19
Steve-O
i was like, oh, Chris really, really got into those terrifying movies the more you watched them
01:19:25
GREASEDAPOLES
You guys ain't gonna ever let me live those down, huh? He's always like, don't how he got into those, but he really likes Art the Clown for some reason.
01:19:31
Steve-O
them. It was weird because it was like watching someone slowly transform over a month.
01:19:38
GREASEDAPOLES
It's really...
01:19:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:19:39
Steve-O
You were like, man, that first one was really bad.
01:19:39
GREASEDAPOLES
didn't expect it.
01:19:41
Steve-O
That was a bad movie. And then you were like,
01:19:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's nothing. There's no substance to it. garbage.
01:19:46
Steve-O
I'm kind into this Art the Clown
01:19:50
GREASEDAPOLES
It grew on me.
01:19:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It was like watching somebody get red-pilled in real time.
01:19:54
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:19:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This guy's making a lot of sense.
01:19:58
GREASEDAPOLES
All I'm saying is I'm seeing Terrifier 4 in theaters because it's going to be the last one, apparently.
01:20:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:20:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Probably not.
01:20:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what? I'll go with you.
01:20:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Of course.
01:20:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fuck it.
01:20:06
GREASEDAPOLES
We have to sneak in though.
01:20:06
Steve-O
go to be the last one.
01:20:08
GREASEDAPOLES
It's NC-17.
01:20:09
Steve-O
It can't be the last one.
01:20:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What do you mean he can't be
01:20:10
Steve-O
Come on. It can't be. Come They're just going to keep that going forever.
01:20:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Guys. Guys. He said it was the last one.
01:20:16
Steve-O
He was lying. He likes money.
01:20:18
GREASEDAPOLES
and
01:20:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's a clown.
01:20:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Guys.
01:20:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's a liar.
01:20:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Art said it. He never speaks.
01:20:23
Steve-O
he doesn't speak. He only speaks with his violence.
01:20:24
GREASEDAPOLES
He said.
01:20:27
GREASEDAPOLES
And a big trash bag.
01:20:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
His words and deeds. Yeah.
01:20:29
GREASEDAPOLES
A big contractor bag. for Full of rusty garbage.
01:20:34
Steve-O
This is this is exciting.
01:20:34
GREASEDAPOLES
I
01:20:37
Steve-O
Is OK. Should we do like a good one of these at some point in this year too for you, Chris, where we pick good movies for you to watch?
01:20:45
GREASEDAPOLES
um
01:20:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
don't know. don't know.
01:20:47
GREASEDAPOLES
It's more fun with the bad ones, I'll be honest.
01:20:49
Steve-O
Okay. all right.
01:20:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's like that's that's like where the...
01:20:51
Steve-O
Nevermind.
01:20:54
GREASEDAPOLES
i get to like goof around more with these ones. These are stupid.
01:20:59
Steve-O
You gotta be serious about those good movies.
01:21:03
GREASEDAPOLES
And I always learn something really fascinating about the bad ones that make me like, oh okay. It doesn't make the movie better, but it's just like, that's really interesting that The Legend of the Titanic was animated in North Korea.
01:21:18
GREASEDAPOLES
I thought that was interesting.
01:21:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I get it.
01:21:22
Steve-O
That is interesting. That is interesting.
01:21:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I like it.
01:21:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. So I'm down with that. no No good shit. Come on.
01:21:28
Steve-O
So that's just a little snippet for y'all.
01:21:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that the i'm i'm not I'm not like bold enough or confident enough to let to like show Chris something i think is really good and for him to be like, that sucked.
Invincible's Animation and Plot Analysis
01:21:41
GREASEDAPOLES
What have you done?
01:21:42
Steve-O
That would hurt you so much.
01:21:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:21:43
Steve-O
That would hurt me so much.
01:21:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Chris, i this movie is called it's called The Electric State.
01:21:43
GREASEDAPOLES
What have you done?
01:21:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's one of my favorite movies by these Russo bros.
01:21:48
GREASEDAPOLES
but it Devin, do you fucking hate me or something? Is that what this is?
01:21:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:21:54
GREASEDAPOLES
is this Is that what this is?
01:21:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm sorry.
01:21:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Do you hate me?
01:21:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Chris, can I give you a quick fun fact?
01:22:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, sure. what do you got?
01:22:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I binged Lawn Mower 2. You know what the first result is? Manscaped Lawn Mower 2.0 manual. So, you gotta shave your pubes, Chris.
01:22:09
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm not watching that. I'm not watching that. That's not what that series is about, Devin. Alright, I've seen the first one. I know what it's about.
01:22:19
Twin Cheaks
how What did you think of the first one?
01:22:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Virtual sex. What?
01:22:22
Twin Cheaks
First one good?
01:22:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Um... It's not bad.
01:22:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's interesting, I think.
01:22:28
GREASEDAPOLES
i wouldn't say it's bad.
01:22:28
Twin Cheaks
Oh man, that's not... ah What about Highlander 2? The Quickening. Have you seen that?
01:22:33
Steve-O
The quickening.
01:22:33
GREASEDAPOLES
No?
01:22:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, man. Highlander 2 is like an all-timer.
01:22:35
GREASEDAPOLES
That sounds awful.
01:22:39
Twin Cheaks
That's like an all-time. Yeah, i almost picked that one too.
01:22:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, i think I think it's kind of more like, and this is getting a little too deep into the weeds here, but like I think what's crazy about Highlander 2 is like what it was supposed to be versus what it turned out to be, because it's like, when did this become like about space aliens? That's Highlander 2, and you're like, I thought it was just about Immortal Swordsman.
01:23:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like, nah, space aliens.
01:23:02
Twin Cheaks
Nah, dog.
01:23:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And you're like, okay.
01:23:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Kind of sounds like an improvement.
01:23:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah it's not.
01:23:07
Twin Cheaks
Damn!
01:23:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It is definitively not.
01:23:09
GREASEDAPOLES
All right, guys.
01:23:10
Twin Cheaks
God damn.
01:23:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Come on. My opinion. Don't make me feel bad about it.
01:23:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sorry.
01:23:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right. Well, I don't know. Has anybody got anything else? are going to get into some...
01:23:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, I watched Invincible. I forgot to mention that. Yes.
01:23:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
How...
01:23:23
Steve-O
When's the wall
01:23:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What? You know, Chris, I have a question. I've only watched two episodes.
01:23:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
01:23:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um Are people being babies about this? Let me know. This show seems to be getting a lot of guff about the quality of the animation.
01:23:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Um, well, I will say this, this, uh, most recent episode, there were some very noticeable shitty animation.
01:23:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Are people being babies or is there something to it?
01:23:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:23:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Um, partially because of the scale of it.
01:23:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:23:52
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't necessarily, well, you did you read the series? The whole thing?
01:23:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, yeah. mean, it's about the all the clones, right? Or the the old Perenelle.
01:23:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. Yes.
01:24:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:24:00
GREASEDAPOLES
All the marks that get released.
01:24:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:24:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Um, that episode in particular, there were issues.
01:24:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. Okay.
01:24:08
GREASEDAPOLES
issues And I get it, though, because it's like, there's like 30 marks on the screen and like 80 different countries simultaneously destroying a city. Like, there's a lot going on, right?
01:24:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, i get it.
01:24:23
GREASEDAPOLES
I wouldn't necessarily say I felt that way the whole way the whole time watching it. Like, I didn't feel like the animation was shitty before this, you know? But this one was, this one's for noticeable.
01:24:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:24:37
GREASEDAPOLES
But that being said, um i did still really like it. Like, I think it's a really compelling story arc. I like Angstrom. um He's a cool villain. He's sadistic as fuck.
01:24:51
GREASEDAPOLES
I love that scene of him in on that planet, like, completely beaten to a pulp.
01:24:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude. Yeah. du
01:24:58
GREASEDAPOLES
And he just puts his hand through the portal And like, he it's these alien surgeons that he somehow made a deal with. And they pull him through the portal. And he's just like...
01:25:10
GREASEDAPOLES
It's just like a mound of flesh that Mark beat him into.
01:25:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:25:16
GREASEDAPOLES
And they rebuild him. And it's just it's so cool. Like, stylistically so neat. um And yeah, just cool needle drops again. Like, that's... Like, last episode that was Beck...
01:25:30
GREASEDAPOLES
And they used hell yes. And it was great.
01:25:33
Twin Cheaks
Oh, what a great song.
01:25:34
GREASEDAPOLES
I know. And it was just like the perfect for the perfect scene too. Cause it's like cyborg building this and crazy invention. um And it's like a huge moment too in the show.
01:25:49
GREASEDAPOLES
um Yeah. And just watching the immortal get decapitated again.
01:25:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Again and again.
01:25:54
GREASEDAPOLES
It's like, it's really kind of like thing.
01:25:54
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:25:59
GREASEDAPOLES
by little bit And like people just getting destroyed. Like, oh my god. Rexplode. oh What a way to go out. um that You've seen that, right, Devin?
01:26:10
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm not spoiling that.
01:26:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Yeah, yeah, no, it's
01:26:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus Christ. What a death. i He literally charged his own skeleton and exploded. That is so fucking cool. It's like the inverse of what Gambit did in X-Men 97.
01:26:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. um I just kind of realized Rick's Flood's basically Gambit. I just did not make that comparison until just now.
01:26:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:26:33
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, it's still, it's just as cool of a moment. um Also sacrifice, you know, like that's funny how that works out. um
01:26:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mm-hmm.
01:26:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. So hi it's really cool episode, really epic. um I'm a little, the only character I'm a little unsure about and I'm not a big fan of is, what was his name?
01:26:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Multiplex or Superplex?
01:26:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i can't remember.
01:27:00
GREASEDAPOLES
He's like the guy that that gets hit and he has like ah electrical abilities. the voice He's voiced by the Jesse from Breaking Bad.
01:27:13
GREASEDAPOLES
e Aaron, what was his name?
01:27:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, oh, oh. ah Multi Paul. You're talking about. Yeah. Multi Kate's brother.
01:27:20
GREASEDAPOLES
No, no, no.
01:27:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh.
01:27:21
GREASEDAPOLES
he's um He's another character. Basically, his storyline is during the when Mark was fighting with his father. it was That was the city in which his father was like using Mark as a human shield to destroy other people. you know like
01:27:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
01:27:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Just destroying the city. And that character's family was in the building that Mark collided into and it collapsed.
01:27:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah. Powerplex.
01:27:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Powerplex.
01:27:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:27:49
GREASEDAPOLES
That's it. um ah Yeah, I just don't... I'm not a big fan of him as a character. He's very one-note.
01:27:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I can't. Yeah, I don't think he's like a big. I can't. It's been so long.
01:28:04
GREASEDAPOLES
He has been for the past couple episodes, and I just don't like like...
01:28:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
01:28:08
GREASEDAPOLES
He had a whole episode to himself, and I felt like it was kind of the weakest.
01:28:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:28:12
GREASEDAPOLES
No. Yeah. this ah This season has been kind of up and down.
01:28:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Up and down. All right.
01:28:17
GREASEDAPOLES
All things considered. Really, if I'm honest. like Two really solid great episodes in the beginning and then kind of a dip and then pop right back up again. like it's just very inconsistent.
01:28:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Right.
01:28:31
GREASEDAPOLES
um But I do like it. I do like where the story's going. Yeah, I
Movie Trailers and Film Buzz
01:28:38
GREASEDAPOLES
really enjoy the season, all things considered, though.
01:28:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Alright, sick, sick, sick, sick.
01:28:45
GREASEDAPOLES
right.
01:28:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I want to get into some news, some trailers, some news stories.
01:28:46
GREASEDAPOLES
News time.
01:28:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:28:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Havoc!
01:28:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, ah so the the hook here is ah Gareth Edwards, director of The Raid. ah I'm not saying this is just The Raid with Tom Hardy, but it's Tom Hardy in a situation that seems kind of like The Raid.
01:29:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'm not not interested. ah So there's that. There's also another trailer called The Assessment. I don't know if you guys kind of watch this one.
01:29:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This trailer's got... I don't know if this is A24, but this is a twenty This is Magnolia Pictures.
01:29:26
GREASEDAPOLES
This is Magnolia, baby.
01:29:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but this is oozed all over the place, dude.
01:29:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, this movie looks gorgeous. I'm looking at the trailer right now.
01:29:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, so essentially... you know, for whatever reason, they live in some sort futuristic society where you have to basically be like, they have to have an assessor come in and basically allow you to have kids.
01:29:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it's got a Caitlin Olsen. And unfortunately, I cannot remember the husband's name. And God damn it.
01:30:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I can't remember the other woman's name.
01:30:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh my God. This movie is insane.
01:30:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and basically, she just kind of acts like a baby.
01:30:06
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:30:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The assessor. She acts like a baby, and it...
01:30:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Is this, is that Alice Vikander?
01:30:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yes, yes, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:30:12
GREASEDAPOLES
that her name?
01:30:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's her. Yeah, and she's basically... It's like this weird drama, probably slightly hard, tinged movie, where she just... Assesses them by not only just seeing how they are as people, but she's like acts like a baby. And then it's like weird because she's like, I want to sleep with you, daddy. And then Caitlin Olsen's like, this is getting real fucking weird. And looks like a good little thriller.
01:30:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, this looks awesome, dude.
01:30:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm into it. Yeah. um So sad news. ah George Lowe, who is I did not know this. I did not know was the husband of Dolly Parton.
01:30:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah passed away. i knew him as space ghost.
01:30:57
Steve-O
oh
01:30:57
GREASEDAPOLES
He was the husband of Polly...
01:30:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah I think, did I make that up?
01:31:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Dolly Parton?
01:31:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Did I make that up?
01:31:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Polly Darden.
01:31:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Dolly Parton husband.
01:31:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Are you sure?
01:31:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I know he died.
01:31:10
GREASEDAPOLES
her husband's name was Dean.
01:31:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah I'm sorry.
01:31:12
GREASEDAPOLES
a third
01:31:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's Carl Dean. I'm sorry. I made that up.
01:31:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. he
01:31:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm,
01:31:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Son of a bitch.
01:31:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wouldn't that have been fun though? Wouldn't that have been fun? A lie? hey sorry hey sorry. Sorry, y'all. Chris wouldn't let me live the lie. Sorry.
01:31:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, it happens in threes.
01:31:28
Steve-O
Oh my God, Devin, I told you, remember I told you
01:31:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:31:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin!
01:31:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:31:32
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't do what happens in threes!
01:31:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
no You did tell me.
01:31:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I stepped on that bug. it was the third one.
01:31:39
GREASEDAPOLES
That was the third one.
01:31:40
Steve-O
There it is. as it was Michelle Trachtenberg, ah
01:31:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Carl Dean.
01:31:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Gene Hackman his wife.
01:31:46
Steve-O
Dean Hackman, and George Lopez.
01:31:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That is why this guy it happens in fives.
01:31:48
GREASEDAPOLES
This guy.
01:31:49
Steve-O
and and georgia lopez
01:31:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
God, what a stupid what a stupid fucking saying.
01:31:54
GREASEDAPOLES
his dog.
01:31:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. George Lowe passed away, the voice of Space Ghost. ah Only 67. lot younger than I thought.
01:32:07
GREASEDAPOLES
That sucks. That sucks.
01:32:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's kind of bummer. Kind of bummer.
01:32:11
Steve-O
That is a bummer.
01:32:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh, let's see. We got a last of a season two trailer. Uh, I didn't watch it cause I played the game. What the fuck do I need to watch it? Uh, anybody else?
01:32:21
Twin Cheaks
pretty good trailer.
01:32:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Maybe yeah I should probably watch this now.
01:32:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Pretty good trailer. Yeah. Nah, should probably watch it too. Um, and, uh, let's see. Movie wise, movie wise. We got, uh, Stevie posted this one.
01:32:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh, Resident Evil.
01:32:35
Twin Cheaks
Lawnmower Man 2, Job's War.
01:32:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. One more, man.
01:32:37
Steve-O
Ooh, he's back.
01:32:38
GREASEDAPOLES
it's Steve!
01:32:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh,
01:32:39
Steve-O
Job's back, baby.
01:32:40
GREASEDAPOLES
So happy you're interested in this.
01:32:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but listen Listen, guys, I'm not going to lie. I don't understand it. I don't understand what Hollywood's obsession with making a good Resident Evil movie is. I don't get it.
01:32:49
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah. don't know.
01:32:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and We talked about this a few weeks ago. ah is zach Zach Krager, who I think is the barbarian guy. He's the guy did Barbarian.
01:32:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:32:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah this Basically, he got like a timeline. Hey, we want the movie to come out in 2026. That's pretty cool. It's just like...
01:33:08
Twin Cheaks
You know how we can fast track it?
01:33:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
How's that?
01:33:11
Twin Cheaks
Get John Williams to do the score. Automatically good.
01:33:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, see? Bum. Done.
01:33:14
Twin Cheaks
I'm automatically a good movie.
01:33:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Yeah.
01:33:15
Steve-O
Damn.
01:33:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
on the back
01:33:15
Steve-O
There you go. There you go
01:33:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, dude, what? How many at-bats has fucking Resident Evil had?
01:33:22
Twin Cheaks
That's what I'm saying.
01:33:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's insane.
01:33:23
Steve-O
go.
01:33:24
Twin Cheaks
You got to try everything now.
01:33:25
Steve-O
Dude.
01:33:25
Twin Cheaks
Dump half of the budget and and put it put it in John Williams' um fucking pocketbook and then see see if he can carry the movie.
01:33:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:33:31
Steve-O
it it's because they saw the video game boom after Super Mario Brothers and, and you know, Fallout and all that. And people were like...
01:33:40
Twin Cheaks
oh like
01:33:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, I i get it.
01:33:40
Twin Cheaks
And Resident Evil and re evil is is what is like probably top five best-selling franchises in the game history.
01:33:45
Steve-O
Yeah, and like, the thing is, it's like two years earlier.
01:33:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and and I mean, it has it has made money.
01:33:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yep.
01:33:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
know,
01:33:49
Steve-O
two years earlier, they tried to reboot.
01:33:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Guys, yeah, the movie the movie the the movie series made money.
01:33:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i don't I know.
01:33:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Those movies made bank.
01:33:54
Steve-O
It is. it is.
01:33:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, as shitty as they were.
01:33:57
Twin Cheaks
But they're like... but Yeah, but it you know was there a B in that? Was there a billion?
01:34:02
GREASEDAPOLES
maybe. All considered. All things considered.
01:34:04
Twin Cheaks
I don't know, man. Let's see.
01:34:05
GREASEDAPOLES
All things considered.
01:34:05
Steve-O
Hey, there's a bee in the Resident Evil games.
01:34:05
Twin Cheaks
Resident Evil...
01:34:08
GREASEDAPOLES
listen ah Listen, American people didn't go to see Resident Evil movies. Chinese people went to go see Resident Evil movies.
01:34:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, so Resident Evil has made $1.2
01:34:15
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
01:34:15
GREASEDAPOLES
And they made...
01:34:15
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
01:34:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
billion dollars worldwide as all of them.
01:34:20
Twin Cheaks
oh Oh, yeah. Well, with one movie, though?
01:34:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
God, no.
01:34:24
GREASEDAPOLES
No, well, no.
01:34:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
01:34:25
Twin Cheaks
Like Super Mario? I'm just saying, maybe they see that they're like, we can make even more.
01:34:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, yeah.
01:34:29
Steve-O
Oh, we could do that.
01:34:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, you're right.
01:34:30
Steve-O
We could do that.
01:34:30
GREASEDAPOLES
That's true. And make a good one, maybe. Yeah.
01:34:33
Steve-O
Yeah, maybe we don't make fun of Leon ass Kennedy.
01:34:39
Twin Cheaks
Like, what would be the...
01:34:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, I'm going to have to ask you to pump the brakes on that one.
01:34:40
Twin Cheaks
what would
01:34:41
Steve-O
ah Yeah, you're right. Never mind. Never mind.
01:34:44
Twin Cheaks
Like, what would be the the way to do it, though? Like, do you think a tv do you think a TV series would would be make it good?
01:34:46
Steve-O
Well.
01:34:50
Twin Cheaks
i don't think it would.
01:34:51
Steve-O
According to this.
01:34:52
Twin Cheaks
It's just one... I don't know, man.
01:34:54
Steve-O
According to this. ah Kragger, who was the director of Barbarian, ah says, I'm a rabbit fan of these games for decades, and to be able to bring this amazing title to life is a true ah true honor.
01:34:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sounds so weird.
01:35:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Gregor.
01:35:10
Steve-O
um And it sounds like it's going to be basically just Resident
01:35:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Listen, last name already sounds like a Resident Evil character.
01:35:19
Twin Cheaks
Kragger.
01:35:20
GREASEDAPOLES
He's in.
01:35:20
Twin Cheaks
The Kragger.
01:35:20
Steve-O
Evil 1. Yeah, give them a knife, make Krauser and Kragger.
01:35:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Watch out for Kreger. He's coming with his knife.
01:35:26
Twin Cheaks
this the bar this the barbarian This the Barbarian guy?
01:35:28
Steve-O
That's the barbarian guy.
01:35:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:35:30
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't think... Listen, i don i there are a lot of directors out there, of course. you know Fantasy picks you could pick. This is a really good pick. This really, really good pick for directors.
01:35:40
Steve-O
That's a really good pick.
01:35:41
GREASEDAPOLES
If they just stay the course...
01:35:42
Twin Cheaks
But but can he do the impossible can he do the impossible and make this movie good, though?
01:35:46
GREASEDAPOLES
If anybody can, I really trust him. I think he's a ah really talented, really cool, made a really interesting film in Barbarian.
01:35:53
Twin Cheaks
Who would be...
01:35:55
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Barbarian is ah is a very interesting movie. It does a lot of weird things with the plot. And it it's cool. It's kind of experimental. And I would love to see him take on Resident Evil. I think that would be great.
01:36:10
Twin Cheaks
Before he was announced, who would have been your dream director for Resident Evil? Because in my opinion, it's been proven that
01:36:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, ever?
01:36:20
Twin Cheaks
it's been proven that
01:36:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Throughout history?
01:36:23
Twin Cheaks
that the game the game doesn't really translate to the movies that well. like is That's just how I see it.
01:36:27
GREASEDAPOLES
John, if I had to pick any director throughout history, it would be John Carpenter.
01:36:29
Twin Cheaks
you had to pick any director, yeah, not throughout history, but no, just now, just now.
01:36:32
GREASEDAPOLES
John Carpenter. Oh, now?
01:36:34
Twin Cheaks
Like, yeah, they're doing it now.
01:36:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Ah, damn. Um... See, John Carpenter is perfect.
01:36:39
Steve-O
Because it's just like some guy. Because it's just like some guy. I don't know, man. Wow.
01:36:44
GREASEDAPOLES
um I just want John Carpenter to do it. i No, no. um
01:36:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh. Ooh.
01:36:54
Twin Cheaks
Jordan, Jordan Peele.
01:36:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Alfonso Cuaron.
01:36:58
Twin Cheaks
Whoa, the fucking, the goat?
01:36:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:36:59
Steve-O
Wow. Wow.
01:37:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:37:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, I would have said James Cameron, but sure. Go off.
01:37:03
GREASEDAPOLES
i like I like the way he plays with ah with horror in Harry Potter 3. That really stood out for me. I think he could... Make a really great single house horror movie.
01:37:13
Twin Cheaks
He can really, he's really good with the, uh, unsure of your sexuality with the E2 mama tambien that would translate well to Resident Evil give me all of that I don't want a piece of the cake I want the whole thing I want the whole load as Paul Pierce said one time that's
01:37:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Give me some of that too.
01:37:24
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:37:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Give me some of that.
01:37:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Maybe make it a little sexy too.
01:37:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but
01:37:34
GREASEDAPOLES
that That'll be kind of cool.
01:37:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, easy, easy, easy lead.
01:37:36
Twin Cheaks
what saying just it ends with Leon and and Chris like kind of being into each other maybe maybe they kiss by accident under a car
01:37:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Easily done.
01:37:46
Twin Cheaks
being chased being chased by a tyrant, and, you know, I don't know.
01:37:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, I'm glad I brought him up for a very specific reason, John, and it's directed at you. ah Apparently, he is rumored to be directing the new Bond movie.
01:38:01
Twin Cheaks
No, don't, why are we bringing this shit up again?
01:38:03
Steve-O
No.
01:38:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:38:04
Twin Cheaks
Why are we bringing this up?
01:38:06
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah I caught you my trap.
01:38:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, wait, wait. Is it the Bond movie or is it the Moneypenny spinoff I keep hearing about?
01:38:10
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, is it, uh, is it, is it, because you know what, I,
01:38:11
GREASEDAPOLES
It's the money, it's the money, money spinoff.
01:38:11
Steve-O
like
01:38:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
01:38:16
Twin Cheaks
like ah Like a fucking, like a sick, mentally sick, how like sick person. i was looking up, you know, just because i can't get it I can't get it out of my fucking head. But I was looking up who, like, who the odds are saying, like the odds makers are saying the next Bond is going to be.
01:38:35
Twin Cheaks
And for some reason, everybody thinks it's Aaron Taylor Johnson. And I don't like that at all.
01:38:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I've heard that too. I've heard that too.
01:38:40
Twin Cheaks
i don't like I don't like it one bit.
01:38:41
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm not a big fan either. I'm not a big fan of that guy.
01:38:44
Twin Cheaks
And maybe, I mean, i as i I don't hate the guy, but like, I don't know, man.
01:38:50
GREASEDAPOLES
um I'll be honest with you. like If Alfonso...
01:38:53
Twin Cheaks
his feet are His feet are all jacked up from Kraven to Hunter.
01:38:56
GREASEDAPOLES
If they get like Alfonso Cuaron or Christopher Nolan to direct a Bond movie...
01:38:56
Twin Cheaks
I don't know.
01:38:56
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:38:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:39:00
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean...
01:39:01
Twin Cheaks
i mean, Christopher Nolan would be a fucking sick pick, too.
01:39:04
GREASEDAPOLES
I know...
01:39:04
Twin Cheaks
But yeah, aphon what else did the Alfonso Cuaron do besides e two Mama Tambien? That's the only...
01:39:08
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Children of Men.
01:39:09
Twin Cheaks
And... Oh, shit.
01:39:11
Steve-O
ah
01:39:12
Twin Cheaks
Damn.
01:39:12
GREASEDAPOLES
That would be perfect.
01:39:13
Twin Cheaks
mean, this is gonna
01:39:15
GREASEDAPOLES
See, that's what I'm saying.
01:39:16
Twin Cheaks
oh
01:39:16
GREASEDAPOLES
like here's the deal Here's the deal. You get Christopher Nolan because the only reason he you know did do Roman.
01:39:21
Twin Cheaks
Oh, he did Gravity. Oh, he did Roma? Oh, man. Yo, Makebond?
01:39:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, that would be awesome.
01:39:25
Twin Cheaks
Black and white. Fuck it. let's just Let's just do it.
01:39:27
Steve-O
and would be classy as hell, dude.
01:39:29
GREASEDAPOLES
I would love that.
01:39:29
Twin Cheaks
Let's just do it. Let's just fucking do it.
01:39:31
GREASEDAPOLES
oh yeah It's never been, but who gives a fuck?
01:39:34
Steve-O
Dude, a black and white 1960s era James Bond.
01:39:34
Twin Cheaks
Who cares, man?
01:39:39
Steve-O
Like, classic.
01:39:41
Twin Cheaks
I mean, Alfonso Cuarón would be... would be a good pick, I think, mainly because I can't see him, like, I can't see them being like, oh, just redo Goldfinger, and him being okay with it, you know?
01:39:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, totally. Yeah, he would want...
01:39:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:39:55
Twin Cheaks
Like, he'll be like, nah, fuck you, I'm out then.
01:39:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:39:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:39:57
Twin Cheaks
Fuck you.
01:39:58
GREASEDAPOLES
I want to make my own original Bond movie.
01:39:58
Twin Cheaks
I wanna do my own thing.
01:40:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, 100%.
01:40:01
Twin Cheaks
I wanna make him gay.
01:40:03
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:40:04
Twin Cheaks
And I want, um I I wanna make him,
01:40:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I mean, Sam Mendes did that already.
01:40:11
Twin Cheaks
a little bit, right? In, uh, in fucking Skyfall?
01:40:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah, dude.
01:40:14
Twin Cheaks
Let's go. i was into that, too.
01:40:15
GREASEDAPOLES
He's definitely bi. That's that confirmed. That movie.
01:40:19
Twin Cheaks
He should just do it. Yeah, and also... i don't know, man. I feel like... um Yeah, I don't know. Maybe...
01:40:28
GREASEDAPOLES
All I'm saying is, listen, we're probably going to be unindated with a bunch of dumb TV shows and movies, but you might get, like, you might get, yes, you might get one.
01:40:30
Twin Cheaks
I don't know, dude.
01:40:33
Twin Cheaks
No, I just don't want a good Bond move. Yeah, but I don't want this whole... This whole... like
01:40:40
GREASEDAPOLES
I know, sucks.
01:40:41
Twin Cheaks
this whole ah oh James 007 cinematic universe continuity shit.
01:40:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Dude, I know.
01:40:48
Twin Cheaks
I don't want that stuff.
01:40:49
GREASEDAPOLES
i see what it did to Star Wars and Star Trek. It's fucking abysmal. destroyed them. It destroyed.
01:40:57
Twin Cheaks
Because, yeah, we they they were saying they were talking about like doing a Moneypenny show, and the Broccolis were like, no, that's the dumbest idea ever. And then Jeff Bezos was like, jeff bezos was like no, i want that I want that girl gone.
01:41:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Didn't they say like,
01:41:10
Twin Cheaks
Let's just buy just throw as much money as it takes at it. so So we can just have it and do whatever we want.
01:41:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, this is a little off topic, but high profile directors.
01:41:18
Twin Cheaks
And I don't like that.
01:41:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Osgood Perkins says he wants to make a Darth Vader movie.
01:41:25
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, i so I saw that. I posted that.
01:41:26
Steve-O
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:41:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Which...
01:41:27
Twin Cheaks
But he wants it to be weird. He wants it about to be about his nightmares or some shit, which is like super cool.
01:41:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude.
01:41:33
Twin Cheaks
Like, I totally be into that. Are you kidding me?
01:41:34
GREASEDAPOLES
the Darth Vader's nightmares. Hell yeah. It's like Freddy Krueger all over again. I'd watch the shit out of that.
01:41:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
thanks It's just falling into lava. It's not that deep.
01:41:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, no, he's the same thing. He's the same thing as Freddy Krueger.
01:41:49
Steve-O
ah No, what if it's like when he's like, you know, young Anakin and like Palpatine starts seeping into his dreams?
01:41:49
GREASEDAPOLES
He's just... um
01:41:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
of Wait.
01:41:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh.
01:41:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait, are you telling me that Palpatine made Freddy Krueger? Because this is...
01:42:01
Steve-O
Palpatine is Freddy Krueger.
01:42:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he is.
01:42:05
Twin Cheaks
Who is this James Norton guy that they're saying might be James Bond too?
01:42:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean...
01:42:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Jim Norton?
01:42:10
Steve-O
Oh, Jim Norton, he he thinks Spider-Man stinks.
01:42:10
Twin Cheaks
not Not Jim not but jim Norton.
01:42:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:42:14
Twin Cheaks
This guy, what is this guy from?
01:42:15
GREASEDAPOLES
guy stinks!
01:42:16
Steve-O
And I don't like him.
01:42:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
James Norton I don't know he played uh
01:42:21
Twin Cheaks
I don't know.
01:42:25
Twin Cheaks
So the high sides are Aaron Taylor Johnson and James Norton.
01:42:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'll be honest
01:42:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Who? This guy.
01:42:29
Twin Cheaks
And then the Theo James, Harris Dickinson, Henry Cavill.
01:42:35
Twin Cheaks
I don't like any of these.
01:42:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Henry Cavill.
01:42:38
Steve-O
Mick Cavill's too big. He's too jacked.
01:42:40
Twin Cheaks
He's too jacked. you know who should You know who they should cast as the new James Bond? The guy that they cast as Severus Snape. Which might...
01:42:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh yeah.
01:42:50
Twin Cheaks
Which is gonna show how toxic the world really is. The fact that he's black now. It's gonna get real bad.
01:42:57
GREASEDAPOLES
you again You ain't getting a black James Bond.
01:42:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh yeah.
01:42:57
Twin Cheaks
The Harry Potter fans are gonna be extra toxic.
01:43:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
to know what JK thinks, dude.
01:43:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Not under Amazon.
01:43:04
Twin Cheaks
No, she's like... She's an active fucking... She's like Druckmann-ing it. Like, she's an active part of this series, which people are pissed about.
01:43:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah I mean, i don't think you're allowed I don't think you're allowed to be mad that she's involved with it, you know?
01:43:16
Twin Cheaks
But isn't there... Isn't there a scene... Isn't there... Isn't there, Devin, as the resident Harry Potter head here, isn't there a flashback where James Potter, like, hangs his name from a tree when he's getting bullied?
01:43:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh boy.
01:43:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. use
01:43:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, he's like, yeah you find out he's like a huge fucking piece of shit with Snape.
01:43:33
Twin Cheaks
Dude, you can't... What are they doing? Why why would they do that?
01:43:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, i i mean, he doesn't hang him like from the...
01:43:41
Twin Cheaks
I know, but still, it the optics, Devin...
01:43:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, listen, you just pick a bully. He's just a bully.
01:43:47
Twin Cheaks
No, but like they're going to have to make somebody else black in the Marauders, right?
01:43:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let me just...
01:43:50
Twin Cheaks
just Just to equalize it out so it doesn't look extra racist.
01:43:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I guess. I mean, to Steve's point, they already call each other mudblood. It's pretty... Pretty fucked up.
01:43:58
Twin Cheaks
Man.
01:44:00
Twin Cheaks
Anyway, I want Dev Patel to be James Bond. And I don't want any and i don't want and i don't want anyone else to be James Bond but him.
01:44:03
Steve-O
That's what i was about to say. I was about to say Dev Patel.
01:44:09
Twin Cheaks
And we saw mark the ah we all saw and some of us liked Monkey Man. i think he And i think he could handle it.
01:44:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
we go.
01:44:19
Twin Cheaks
He doesn't want that back?
Dev Patel and Indian Cinema Enthusiasm
01:44:21
Twin Cheaks
Well, I mean, I think the i think he he's he's known for saying that The Last Airbender ruined his fucking his views.
01:44:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Career?
01:44:30
Twin Cheaks
on on not Not that, but like it ruin like it ruined any chances of him.
01:44:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, like he does he doesn't want to like big deal Hollywood movies or something?
01:44:35
Twin Cheaks
He doesn't want to big-ass fucking movies anymore because it almost ruined his career.
01:44:35
Steve-O
and
01:44:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, boy.
01:44:39
Twin Cheaks
almost it almost ruined his career
01:44:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:44:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Well, that movie is terrible. I've never seen it, but I don't, you know, it's bad.
01:44:49
GREASEDAPOLES
I guess I will have to.
01:44:51
Steve-O
You have to.
01:44:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:44:52
Twin Cheaks
Or can we count can we cast one of the RRR guys to be James Bond?
01:44:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Um...
01:44:55
Twin Cheaks
Can we just do that?
01:44:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh
01:44:56
Steve-O
Oh, that would be a delight.
01:44:57
Twin Cheaks
Please? Please!
01:44:59
Steve-O
ah man.
01:45:00
Twin Cheaks
And we can we get the same director too? He can do it too?
01:45:01
Steve-O
And can we have James Bond dance at a wedding with his best friend?
01:45:06
Twin Cheaks
Please!
01:45:07
GREASEDAPOLES
a a
01:45:10
Twin Cheaks
I was thinking about that movie the other night. what What a fucking treat that movie was. Are you fucking kidding me?
01:45:15
Steve-O
it was a delight.
01:45:15
Twin Cheaks
When are we getting RRR to, Chris?
01:45:17
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't even know what this guy's working on next.
01:45:19
Steve-O
I believe it should be RRRR.
01:45:19
GREASEDAPOLES
SS Rajamouli?
01:45:20
Twin Cheaks
Well, I think maybe he's probably still negotiating with Kevin Feige because he probably wants him to do something.
01:45:27
GREASEDAPOLES
He hasn't made a movie since.
01:45:28
Twin Cheaks
Like X-Men or something.
01:45:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Since RRR.
01:45:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
dude those are hard movies man
01:45:33
GREASEDAPOLES
He doesn't have another movie planned until 2029.
01:45:37
GREASEDAPOLES
It's called SSMB 29. Super Smash
01:45:40
Steve-O
Oh, so that's going to another massive movie?
01:45:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yo
01:45:40
Twin Cheaks
super Super Smash Brothers? Wait, SSMB?
01:45:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Brothers! It's an upcoming Indian action.
01:45:46
Twin Cheaks
Is that all of his movies?
01:45:47
GREASEDAPOLES
It's...
01:45:48
Twin Cheaks
It's just fucking letters?
01:45:50
GREASEDAPOLES
It's gotta come out in 2029, man, because it's the 29 the end of it.
01:45:50
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:45:51
Twin Cheaks
I love it.
01:45:54
Twin Cheaks
Oh my god. twenty twenty nine 2029? It's gonna take them fucking eight years to make another movie?
01:45:58
GREASEDAPOLES
It will be Mahesh's 29th film as the lead actor who was casted in the movie. So it really cannot come out until 2029.
01:46:05
Twin Cheaks
Holy shit.
01:46:07
GREASEDAPOLES
This is adorable.
01:46:12
Twin Cheaks
Man, I should watch RR again.
01:46:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Holy 110 million, 170 million budget.
01:46:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you just got spare five hours in your day.
01:46:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Wow.
01:46:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:46:20
GREASEDAPOLES
This is crazy guys.
01:46:20
Twin Cheaks
Dude, this movie is so good, though. You fucking kidding me, man?
01:46:23
GREASEDAPOLES
SS Rajamouli is the next big thing.
01:46:24
Twin Cheaks
This is like... This is a legendary movie.
01:46:28
GREASEDAPOLES
He's got to be doing something in between twenty now and 2029.
01:46:28
Steve-O
Thank
01:46:32
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, X-Men.
01:46:32
GREASEDAPOLES
He's got to be doing X-Men.
01:46:32
Twin Cheaks
He's gonna do X-Men.
01:46:34
GREASEDAPOLES
He's just keeping them quiet.
01:46:36
Twin Cheaks
And they should they should cast the they should cast Beam as fucking Beast.
01:46:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:46:40
Twin Cheaks
Just make him be Beast. Fuck it. You kidding me That's a dream casting.
Upcoming Games and Trailers
01:46:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Shit my pants, V-Man X-Men movie.
01:46:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and
01:46:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Thanks. Thanks, Steve.
01:46:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, ah John, you mentioned Druckmann. um
01:46:58
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:46:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There's a quote here. he quote He was quoted earlier this week. This is what I call a big old nothing burger story, by the way. So he said, ah don't bet on there being a last was part three.
01:47:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Obviously, it's I don't believe it
01:47:12
Twin Cheaks
and I don't believe it. I didn't acknowledge that because I don't believe it. He's just trying to trying to create smoke.
01:47:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. I mean, yeah, exactly.
01:47:17
Twin Cheaks
That's all.
01:47:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And also, it's like it's like we all forgot it's like we all forgot that he's working on a completely different video game right now.
01:47:19
Twin Cheaks
so that So that it surprises the world.
01:47:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know? And it's like, yeah, dude, he that is not on his...
01:47:29
Twin Cheaks
yeah there has to be Yeah, that's going to be on the top of his priority list right now.
01:47:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's his focus. You know?
01:47:34
Steve-O
that game looks cool that game looks cool as hell I didn't forget about it I'm just putting it off until it comes out it's already sold itself I just I I no I set it into the pile where it's like yeah that's a must buy
01:47:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:47:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I, like, forgot about it. And then I was like, rewatched trailer and I was like, oh, yeah, this looks so good.
01:47:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I mean, of course.
01:47:47
GREASEDAPOLES
You gonna put it off?
01:47:47
Twin Cheaks
I'm just going
01:47:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
course.
01:47:48
GREASEDAPOLES
You done?
01:47:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:47:49
GREASEDAPOLES
just not gonna look at anything?
01:47:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. It's in the pile.
01:47:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
01:47:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like I'm excited for the next trailer, but like, I know I'm buying it. So.
01:48:00
Steve-O
hu It's like you already got my money off that first one and I know it's very rare to get a studio that like you can like trust ever again now.
01:48:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:48:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:48:12
GREASEDAPOLES
How about this, Steve? What if Druckmann doubles down and says no more games are coming out anymore? Ever.
01:48:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh
01:48:18
Steve-O
But you just announced one. You just announced one.
01:48:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like...
01:48:19
GREASEDAPOLES
No, but I know, but he said that about Last of Us, but he said, let me correct myself, no more games are coming out anymore.
01:48:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ooh.
01:48:24
Steve-O
No more games. I make i make television now.
01:48:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm a TV boy.
01:48:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Yep, he's gone.
01:48:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Do you know how much easier this shit is?
01:48:28
Steve-O
I work for HBO.
01:48:31
GREASEDAPOLES
i don't gotta animate all this dumb shit. You know how long that takes?
01:48:35
Steve-O
Crash Bandicoot?
01:48:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
why takes so long.
01:48:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Are you kidding?
01:48:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's just him.
01:48:38
GREASEDAPOLES
I gotta draw every fucking pair of pants?
01:48:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
well It's a rough out.
01:48:41
GREASEDAPOLES
so i don't wanna do that.
01:48:45
Steve-O
You know how many wumpum fruit I put in these fucking crates, Devin?
01:48:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. I thought they were wampa fruits. no
01:48:54
Steve-O
I was at 9-11, Devin!
01:48:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Crash was?
01:48:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's true.
01:48:59
Steve-O
The air got in my body.
01:49:01
GREASEDAPOLES
What do you think Crash Bandic, do you think that means?
01:49:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:49:02
Steve-O
me and Frank Miller were roommates.
01:49:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The air got in my body.
01:49:04
GREASEDAPOLES
What you think that means?
01:49:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't know. what What does it mean, man?
01:49:11
Steve-O
but and and Yeah, that's a really good game.
01:49:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah You guys you guys guys play Streets of Rakes 4?
01:49:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Anyway.
01:49:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
guys like that game? Well, they're making another one. Yeah.
01:49:20
Steve-O
Shit!
01:49:20
GREASEDAPOLES
you don't say.
01:49:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, it's not Streets Rage. ah This game is called Absalom. It is a fantasy based.
01:49:27
GREASEDAPOLES
oh
01:49:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They call it Rogue-em-up, I think is the cute little term they use.
01:49:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, they got to stop using that word.
01:49:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:49:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, you know, the it's Roguelite beat-em-up. ah
01:49:43
Steve-O
but they're making um shinobi or something like they're making like a shinobi game what was the other it wasn't shinobi the game you picked for your fantasy credit okay
01:49:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think the team's working on it, but like this is
01:49:48
GREASEDAPOLES
a Canadian game?
01:49:49
Twin Cheaks
you
01:49:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Shinobi... Yeah, yeah, Shinobi 4. Yeah, I think it's Shinobi 4. Yes, yes, yes. I think it's like the same development house or something like that.
01:50:01
Steve-O
streets of age four was an absolute banger so if this is
01:50:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude. This game, ah you know, there's gameplay. This game looks dope as hell. and um'
01:50:11
GREASEDAPOLES
What we got here?
01:50:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm here for it.
01:50:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, ooh, hey.
01:50:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
the only
01:50:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Wait, where's the gameplay, Devon?
01:50:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:50:17
Steve-O
It's at the very end.
01:50:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Go to like a minute 20 something.
01:50:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
01:50:21
GREASEDAPOLES
I see, I see, I see, I see.
01:50:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:50:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh, I like the art style.
01:50:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Yeah, dude. It looks ah real good.
01:50:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Looks like ah did the guy who goes into the dungeon. Hades. Hades.
01:50:34
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, I can see that 100%.
01:50:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yes Yeah, yeah. um So, yeah, I mean, I think that game looks real pretty, real nice. Also, this might be more for me than anyone else, but they announced a RoboCop expansion. I think a standalone expansion game.
01:50:51
GREASEDAPOLES
don't
01:50:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Dude, that RoboCop game is a lot of fun. And if you can get that game.
01:50:54
Twin Cheaks
ACAP.
01:50:56
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:50:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I need to shut your fucking mouth or fucking now. okay No, dude, dude, you play Murphy.
01:51:00
GREASEDAPOLES
know he's saying that anymore.
01:51:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You have to play as Murphy in this one. before the before he was blown apart 900 times.
01:51:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:51:07
Steve-O
Yeah, he was a cop still.
01:51:08
Twin Cheaks
devin the that the Devin, the better counter argument would be Leon Kennedy.
01:51:12
GREASEDAPOLES
he
01:51:12
Twin Cheaks
and then i then i can't say Then I can't say anything.
01:51:12
Steve-O
a
01:51:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, dude. Okay.
01:51:15
Twin Cheaks
Then I can't say anything to you.
01:51:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Shuts you down.
01:51:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, John, I'm going to buy it and I'm going to rent it and you counterpick it.
01:51:16
Twin Cheaks
yeah
01:51:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:51:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
How about that?
01:51:21
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, you gotta pick a bitch.
01:51:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
How about that? How about that?
01:51:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve has...
01:51:22
Twin Cheaks
Gotta pick a bitch.
01:51:22
Steve-O
Motherfucker.
01:51:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Counterpick it, you piece of shit.
01:51:23
Steve-O
Counterpick it. you have a
01:51:24
Twin Cheaks
counterpicking, you bitch.
01:51:25
Steve-O
You have a fucking statue of a cop on your mantle. does that make you feel? Yes.
01:51:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve...
01:51:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you fucking ACAB loving son of a bitch.
01:51:30
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I do.
01:51:31
Steve-O
Yes.
01:51:33
Twin Cheaks
He's right next to Ellie and Dalrog.
01:51:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve...
01:51:34
Steve-O
yes
01:51:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Didn't they release a DLC for that hotline game you gave me for her birthday?
01:51:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hotline Miami.
01:51:41
Steve-O
Um, not recently.
01:51:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I thought it's called Seasonal Employee or something.
01:51:44
Steve-O
um
01:51:46
Steve-O
yeah, that came out in like, um, October, but it is, yeah, it is a Christmas themed, um, DLC where it's, it's like an hour or two.
01:51:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, did it? I gotta get that.
01:51:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
01:51:57
Steve-O
i would say it's like an hour and a half long, but it's super fun because it's like all like the myths around Christmas, like Krampus and stuff like that. And you have to like take calls and you're like, oh man,
01:52:09
Steve-O
Like you you learn a lot about the holiday like internationally and like all the myths. um it's a good It's a really good one. ah They're working on ah two games now.
01:52:18
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:52:20
Steve-O
The one game I don't know much about, but the other game is called Forbidden Solitaire. And ah let me let me read you the premise of this because I think you'll really enjoy this, Chris.
01:52:30
GREASEDAPOLES
It's Blatro-esque.
01:52:30
Steve-O
It is sort of. It is solitaire, but the premise around it is this. It is did you It's 2019.
01:52:42
Steve-O
You brought home a strange yet familiar 1995 CD-ROM game from the thrift store. You vaguely remember seeing ads for this game and some kind of controversy, but you've never got a chance to play it until now.
01:52:49
Twin Cheaks
What?
01:52:55
Steve-O
ah So it's it's basically a bunch of like 90s FMV inspired things, but it is basically a like creepypasta, like old computer game that was removed from store shelves because of some like controversy when something being like wrong with the game.
01:52:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:53:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa, that sounds amazing.
01:53:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:53:16
GREASEDAPOLES
It sounds like an inscription.
01:53:19
Steve-O
Yes, yes, I definitely. Here, I'll post a picture in Shit Talk real quick for you. A link to the ah to the Steam page.
01:53:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
cute
01:53:31
Steve-O
Yeah, it's cute.
01:53:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, isn't that cat?
01:53:33
Steve-O
That's cute.
01:53:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
that's not you know uh you know it was kind of cute i don't know if any of you guys had a spare 15 minutes or whatever it was to watch this but uh the pre-order trailer announced state trailer for death training 2 was dropped and it is it is peak kojima uh meaning it's very long and very weird
01:53:45
GREASEDAPOLES
No, that's too cute. That's too cute.
01:53:47
Steve-O
Too cute.
01:53:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But, you know, it's a Kojima trailer, dude. they're It's always worth your time.
01:53:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll get around to it.
01:54:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i know. You got clear off your schedule for that one. I will say I'm a little burnt. I'm little burnt by this just because this was the game I picked last year.
01:54:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
My fan is a critic and it's not on my list.
01:54:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Pick it again.
01:54:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's already been picked.
01:54:19
Steve-O
Stins eating good.
01:54:19
GREASEDAPOLES
oh
01:54:20
Steve-O
Stins eating good this year.
01:54:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's eating good, dude.
01:54:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Sten's going to be fucking slapping you guys around soon.
01:54:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, don't.
01:54:27
Steve-O
I'd wait for Death Stranding 2 on the beach. ah The edition that comes out a couple years later that is critically acclaimed as opposed of the first one, which everyone kind of slammed.
01:54:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Director's cut. Okay. No, but dude, this trail, I mean, you know, again, it's a Kojima trailer, but ah there's basically solid snakes in this, basically.
01:54:44
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, somebody compiled a entire list of films that Kojima only gave one-sentence reviews for.
01:54:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:54:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Which means he hated it
01:54:51
GREASEDAPOLES
They're like the worst movies ever. It's like Madame Web is on that list. He's like, I saw Madame Web today. Like, that's all it said.
01:55:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, that's all he says.
01:55:01
Steve-O
ah
01:55:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean...
01:55:04
GREASEDAPOLES
I love, I do love the guy. i want to give him a noogie. You know?
01:55:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i just want him to be like, can you just make can you just tell me what you're doing?
01:55:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:55:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it's like Can you be straight with me, man?
01:55:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, maybe that's why I want to give him a noogie. Like, tell me what's going on. What are you doing?
01:55:22
Steve-O
What are you doing?
01:55:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What's...
01:55:23
GREASEDAPOLES
What's going on in your games?
01:55:25
Steve-O
Explain.
01:55:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Why is Metal Gear Solid V so bad?
01:55:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Or give him like an Indian burn. Give him an Indian burn. Like, come on, man.
01:55:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, snake bite, rattlesnake bite or whatever they're called.
01:55:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:55:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I get it.
01:55:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:55:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I get it.
01:55:37
GREASEDAPOLES
He wouldn't tell me.
01:55:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I get
01:55:38
GREASEDAPOLES
He wouldn't tell me.
01:55:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He refused. he refused.
01:55:41
GREASEDAPOLES
No, he's tough. He wouldn't tell He would never tell me.
01:55:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right. I believe it. i Yeah, I think that's ah that's all I could scrounge together. ah Sorry, a RoboCop, a new RoboCop video game and tickle your your fancies, guys.
01:55:55
Steve-O
I thought it did. it It's exciting. That's fun.
01:55:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Don't get so offended, alright?
01:55:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, I'm um'm mad.
01:56:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Not everybody wants to be a cop.
01:56:01
Steve-O
You mad?
01:56:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah mike My rankles are rankled, you know?
01:56:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Not everybody wants to be a cop right now, title's too long.
01:56:06
Steve-O
Devin, I saw that you were a little tickled by Claire Obscure Expedition 33 stuff you were looking at.
01:56:08
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:56:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm a little tickled by that. ah However, I've, I've, yeah, the game looks cool.
01:56:15
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:56:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There's two things that, one is a very personal thing. I don't love the design of the characters.
01:56:27
Steve-O
That's fair.
01:56:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think, like, their silhouettes are all very boring looking. I heard I read this somewhere and I kind of think it's a really good rule of thumb. You know, you have really good character design if you can tell who they are just by their silhouettes.
01:56:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah, that is...
01:56:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And and that kind of stuck with me. Right. Like think like.
01:56:47
GREASEDAPOLES
It's like if you look at the Super Smash Bros. characters, they're all lined up. They all look unique.
01:56:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Super Smash Brothers, like the Final Fantasy group Chrono Trigger, like you, you know exactly who is who in those groups.
01:56:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
01:56:57
Steve-O
yeah
01:56:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Right. Yeah. But like they all just kind of wear very similar outfits with the exception like the one big monster type team member. But anyway, I think it looks really good. However, I heard it's a $50 game.
01:57:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, boy.
01:57:12
Steve-O
yeah it's a discount it's like a budget title I heard it was like 50 something hours I don't know
01:57:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Which means it's probably like really short, right?
01:57:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What the why is this so cheap then?
01:57:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but in
01:57:25
GREASEDAPOLES
That's a dollar an hour.
01:57:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it looks It looks crazy good.
01:57:27
Steve-O
Yeah, what It's a cursed game.
01:57:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it's a long It's a long RPG.
01:57:31
Steve-O
They're just like, by the way, we made a deal with the devil.
01:57:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, what the fuck is the... but Where's the...
01:57:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, foodop but du well hold on, Devin, why are you so shocked?
01:57:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:57:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Look at Sea of Stars.
01:57:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but that's like at least a retro-looking game. Like, Claire Obscura looks like a next, like a, you know, $300 million dollars video game.
01:57:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Sure, but... Oh, oh, it looks... Oh, I see.
01:57:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what I mean?
01:57:52
Steve-O
and Let me look up ah runtime.
01:57:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah I need to know what the hook is. because like Where's the catch, I should say? Because unless ah you know we just karmically we deserve gorgeous looking game, don't know.
01:58:04
GREASEDAPOLES
I think they're 50 hour long cinematics.
01:58:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:58:09
Steve-O
So they said here it is it is you can expect a 30 plus hours of main game and as much side content ah for our completion i ah expeditioners.
01:58:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean...
01:58:09
GREASEDAPOLES
but
01:58:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay
01:58:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Completionist expeditionist.
01:58:20
Steve-O
I don't know.
01:58:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i mean
01:58:21
Steve-O
ah Yeah, I kind of stumbled on that one.
01:58:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
30 hours is still... Alright, so...
01:58:24
Steve-O
Completionish.
01:58:26
GREASEDAPOLES
rereing hisition
01:58:29
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:58:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. No, listen. Hell yeah. That's that's pretty cool.
01:58:35
GREASEDAPOLES
right, Devin.
01:58:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah the The dev...
01:58:36
GREASEDAPOLES
What are you complaining about? 50 bucks, 50 hours.
01:58:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I just... Listen, my guard's up. My guard is officially up. You know, I'm like, what's...
01:58:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Can't you just like not look this gift horse in the mouth?
01:58:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what?
01:58:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Can't just accept I'm
01:58:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hey, hey, yeah hey, hey. You know who didn't do that? ah The fucking Trojans. Or the Greeks. or the ro I can't remember. it would It didn't turn out well for those guys.
01:58:58
GREASEDAPOLES
talking about an actual horse, Devin.
01:58:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah That's literally... Isn't that where the turn comes from, though?
01:59:05
GREASEDAPOLES
i think it's just a gift horse.
01:59:05
Steve-O
No, it actually, I think it comes from Red Dead Redemption 2.
01:59:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Shut the fuck up.
01:59:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it dates all the way back to 2018.
01:59:11
Steve-O
God damn
01:59:15
Steve-O
it. 18? Yeah, 2018.
01:59:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Nah, I gotta look this up. but Where...
01:59:18
Steve-O
God damn it, Arthur. Don't look a gif horse in the mouth. but This is a gif from Dutch.
01:59:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Look out!
01:59:23
Twin Cheaks
I don't know.
01:59:23
GREASEDAPOLES
This is a free-ass horse right here!
01:59:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This is a gift from Tahiti.
01:59:27
Steve-O
Yeah,
01:59:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Get this shit out of your britches jump on your horse!
01:59:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, shit. Okay, you guys ready?
01:59:32
Steve-O
I'm ready.
01:59:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So this is the AI answer. This is probably wrong. ah It originates from the idea that a horse's age can be determined by examining its teeth.
01:59:43
GREASEDAPOLES
You're
01:59:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
In ancient times, assessing a horse's age and health was done by looking at its teeth. So questioning the value of a gifted horse by inspecting its mouth was considered ungrateful.
01:59:53
GREASEDAPOLES
ungrateful.
01:59:55
Steve-O
God damn it, Arthur!
01:59:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Play your...
01:59:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you God damn it. i
01:59:58
Twin Cheaks
God damn it.
01:59:58
GREASEDAPOLES
You ungrateful ass!
02:00:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Does this is horse have papers? I can't give you all the money if it don't got papers.
02:00:04
GREASEDAPOLES
This horse worked more than you, Arthur!
02:00:04
Twin Cheaks
I gave you all I had, Dutch.
02:00:09
Twin Cheaks
Oh man.
02:00:10
Steve-O
right, that's it. Y'all are done.
02:00:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I got...
02:00:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Damn, three hours? Jesus Christ.
02:00:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's a good movie. What's a good movie?
02:00:16
Steve-O
I think it rolled over one. I don't think this was a three-hour podcast.
02:00:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, no, it was literally...
02:00:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it's definitely not, right?
02:00:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:00:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, this is...
02:00:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:00:21
GREASEDAPOLES
What is this, spring ahead? was
02:00:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:00:23
Steve-O
Alright, we're gonna have to stop this because that's weird.
02:00:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Daylight savings time?
02:00:27
Steve-O
You might have an extra hour on this podcast.
02:00:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Did like just an extra hour dead air just ah slam itself in there?
02:00:31
Steve-O
but no Dude, it's just the... What was that one movie it was like, there was eight hours of static footage?
02:00:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Paranormal activity?
02:00:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it was Mickey 17. Oh!
02:00:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Paranormal activity?
02:00:40
Steve-O
No!
02:00:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The fuck? right.
02:00:41
Steve-O
ah the The one where it's like they go into space. It was a...
02:00:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
02:00:46
Steve-O
Is that like a Helen Hunt movie?
02:00:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh
02:00:48
Steve-O
No, no, no, no, no.
02:00:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Helen Hunt?
02:00:50
Steve-O
I don't remember. it was... I'm going to have to remember what the name of that movie was.
02:00:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, you took an hour trying to figure it out.
02:00:55
Steve-O
Ah!
02:00:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Later.
02:01:00
Steve-O
All right. We'll be back next week with more anti-fanboy podcasts. So see you then.
02:01:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
later