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Opening Banter and Introductions
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DeeBo
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy podcast for the week of May the 11th, 2025. May the 11th be with you guys.
00:00:13
DeeBo
i think that's a popular internet thing. Maybe it's...
00:00:16
dirtycheeks
what they say on Star Trek, right?
00:00:17
Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
00:00:18
DeeBo
Yeah, I think Mass Effect, I think. They say we need those...
00:00:20
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:24
DeeBo
Hamilchlorians, and then they shoot chainsaws out of their guns.
00:00:28
dirtycheeks
You're telling me Ham is the reason why they have the Force?
00:00:32
DeeBo
That's how Lightspeed was invented.
00:00:33
dirtycheeks
I'm Christopher Galanti.
00:00:35
DeeBo
Chris Galani, how you doing?
00:00:37
dirtycheeks
I'm doing good.
00:00:38
DeeBo
Steve Oteri, how you doing?
00:00:39
Steve-O
hey I'm ready for that. What is that? What that? Stargate?
00:00:43
dirtycheeks
Stargate boys, we're the Stargate boy
00:00:45
DeeBo
our gay do
00:00:50
DeeBo
And John, fresh off Twitter, searching for cool songs. Suarez, how you doing, John?
00:00:55
Dick VanMeat
No.
00:00:58
DeeBo
How you guys doing, guys?
00:01:02
dirtycheeks
we all but we We all have Kanye song in us, don't we
00:01:02
Dick VanMeat
no no
00:01:07
DeeBo
You can't say that now.
00:01:08
dirtycheeks
we?
00:01:08
DeeBo
No, it's...
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dirtycheeks
Everybody's got one in them that they gotta get out, right?
00:01:11
DeeBo
That sounds like... Now it sounds like, with context, it just sounds bad.
00:01:13
Dick VanMeat
No. it's No, fuck that.
00:01:15
dirtycheeks
ah yeah that's like of course
00:01:16
Dick VanMeat
we're about We're about Wolfhawkfield, okay? That's what we're about right now.
00:01:20
DeeBo
Yeah, we're about Canadians that weirdly look like Ganondorf.
00:01:25
Steve-O
Yeah, you could go through anybody's old Spotify playlists, and if you find a Kanye song,
Discussing Film and Cultural Impact
00:01:30
Steve-O
you could just get them canceled.
00:01:30
DeeBo
Oh, dear. Oh, really?
00:01:32
Dick VanMeat
What?
00:01:32
dirtycheeks
yeah that's how that works uh-oh nobody listens to what i'm listening to at the gym
00:01:33
Dick VanMeat
Wait, what?
00:01:34
DeeBo
No.
00:01:34
Steve-O
this I'm just saying, I'm just saying, that's what I've been told.
00:01:37
DeeBo
That's crazy.
00:01:38
Dick VanMeat
Oh, shit.
00:01:39
DeeBo
That's why Daft Punk broke up. Daft Punk saw the feature. They were like, we can't do this.
00:01:44
dirtycheeks
They broke up because they knew what was going to happen.
00:01:45
DeeBo
They broke up because they knew this was because they were going to get connected.
00:01:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:01:47
Dick VanMeat
They knew, yeah.
00:01:48
Steve-O
They hid their helmets like heckin their horror cruxes.
00:01:51
dirtycheeks
they We still don't know who they are!
00:01:55
Steve-O
Oh, damn them!
00:01:56
dirtycheeks
me their identity!
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DeeBo
We need to know who they are.
00:01:59
dirtycheeks
want to be the J.
00:02:00
DeeBo
need
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dirtycheeks
Jonah Jameson of Daft Punk. Who are these vandals?
00:02:03
DeeBo
pictures. and need pictures
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dirtycheeks
They won't even show their faces!
00:02:07
Steve-O
Yeah, you'll never know who did it.
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dirtycheeks
Vaguely European!
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Steve-O
who
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DeeBo
You'll never find us.
00:02:11
Steve-O
It's a me. it's It's us, your photographers. Peter Parker.
00:02:15
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:02:17
DeeBo
um peter
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dirtycheeks
Oh, Parker, what do you got for me today?
00:02:19
DeeBo
yeah
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Steve-O
I've got the pictures of Daft Punk.
00:02:21
DeeBo
I have these insaneally and it's insanely good pictures of Daft Punk.
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dirtycheeks
How did you get these pictures?
00:02:25
Steve-O
felt Good on the stage even.
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DeeBo
But I think it's immaculate.
00:02:29
dirtycheeks
The Vandals! Medicine Society! Put them on the front page.
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DeeBo
You know, that really never held up, did it?
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dirtycheeks
Yeah, he always put them on the front page.
00:02:37
DeeBo
Like, it's especially hilarious in the movie, of the Sam Raimi movie, where he's like, crap, crap, mega crap, and they're just gorgeous photos. And it's like, but like legitimately, he's like, dude, what what are you doing?
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dirtycheeks
He knows what he wants.
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DeeBo
How are you doing this?
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dirtycheeks
He knows what he wants, Devin.
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Steve-O
That's an undersell.
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DeeBo
Only Robbie Robinson knew.
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dirtycheeks
It's definitely the undersell, man. He's got $150 for all of them.
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DeeBo
So Jake Jones just knew.
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
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DeeBo
He's just being a secretly a great guy.
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dirtycheeks
Yeah, of course.
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DeeBo
All right.
00:03:05
dirtycheeks
he yeah he kept Spider-Man's identity from Green Goblin. He wouldn't give him up.
00:03:10
DeeBo
Well, he didn't know, did he? No, no. Yeah, he didn't know.
00:03:11
Steve-O
Well, no, he asked for who's taking the photos.
00:03:12
DeeBo
Yeah, he didn't know who he had taken the pictures.
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dirtycheeks
Ah, he asked for who's taking the photos. That's right. And he didn't
00:03:16
Steve-O
He sends them in anonymously. And everyone goes, see that J.
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DeeBo
yeah
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Steve-O
Jonah Jameson? Good guy all along.
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DeeBo
after You know, well, that's just the guy who protects his sources, you know.
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dirtycheeks
Yeah.
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Steve-O
e
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DeeBo
Protects his money tree, dude.
00:03:29
dirtycheeks
Yeah, you know, he didn't want to come back on him when it came back on him.
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Steve-O
I love you, Parker.
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DeeBo
Parker, I want to kiss you around the lips, buddy.
00:03:36
Steve-O
That's my boy.
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dirtycheeks
Oh, I love that scene. Spider-Man 3 makes out of him when he's got the black suit.
00:03:42
Steve-O
They had to cut him out of the Thanksgiving scene in the first one.
00:03:45
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:03:46
DeeBo
Where he's just there. Give me a slice.
00:03:47
Steve-O
Yeah, he's...
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dirtycheeks
Parker,
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DeeBo
Give me slice of that ham. What are you doing here? Delicious. and
00:03:57
Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
00:03:58
dirtycheeks
where's my kiss?
00:03:58
DeeBo
um
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Steve-O
Parker, are you bleeding? are you bleeding, Parker?
00:04:00
DeeBo
and
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Steve-O
Are you okay?
00:04:01
dirtycheeks
Probably shouldn't be talking about Spider-Man movie that came out 25 years ago.
00:04:06
DeeBo
No, it's still relevant, Chris.
00:04:08
dirtycheeks
Is it? Is it?
00:04:09
DeeBo
No, it's not.
00:04:11
Steve-O
I mean, we can go, we can go through a list of movies and you tell me if it's more relevant than Spider-Man one by Sam Raimi.
00:04:19
dirtycheeks
You got a list prepared?
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DeeBo
and Okay.
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Steve-O
I'm going to do, going to just do a random movie generator.
00:04:21
DeeBo
Flight risk. Chris, flight risk. There it is.
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Steve-O
All
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DeeBo
Boom.
00:04:25
dirtycheeks
Yeah, if it still holds the candle, that's still a place in society.
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DeeBo
Jay and Silent Bob's Easter vacation.
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dirtycheeks
If it holds a higher place.
00:04:31
Steve-O
right. right. What's, what's, what's more relevant?
00:04:37
Steve-O
Jane, silent Bob. God damn. Oh, um, Willow or Spider-Man one.
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Dick VanMeat
go
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dirtycheeks
Spider-Man 1. Okay, that was... Alright, that one's different. That one doesn't count.
00:04:48
DeeBo
Okay.
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Dick VanMeat
That's different.
00:04:50
Steve-O
but
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dirtycheeks
That one doesn't count.
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Dick VanMeat
ah That's different.
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DeeBo
Oh, that was different.
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Dick VanMeat
He's the guy from Friday.
00:04:53
Steve-O
Oh, that's different.
00:04:54
Dick VanMeat
That was different.
00:04:56
Steve-O
What about home again?
00:04:57
Dick VanMeat
ah that was different
00:04:58
dirtycheeks
What?
00:04:59
Steve-O
Home again a Reese Witherspoon movie.
00:05:03
dirtycheeks
Well, I mean, you know, this these are bad picks.
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DeeBo
and
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dirtycheeks
So, maybe... Alright, Spider-Man 1. But, you know... i It's... I mean, give me another one. 2's a small group.
00:05:16
Steve-O
randomizing the king of comedy Robert De Niro Martin Scorsese
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dirtycheeks
Spider-Man 1.
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DeeBo
Yeah, that's what thought.
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dirtycheeks
Still. Alright, alright! Fine. it is still relevant.
00:05:29
Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
00:05:29
Steve-O
well here's the next one that popped up for the randomized that makes this very interesting Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness also Sam Raimi Spider-Man 1 dude you're right
00:05:40
dirtycheeks
Spider-Man 1.
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DeeBo
Undefeated.
00:05:47
dirtycheeks
Oh, I stand corrected. Excuse me. It's the most important film ever made. I forgot. I forgot. It happens.
00:05:55
Steve-O
More important than Wayne World 2.
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dirtycheeks
I'm not perfect.
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Steve-O
don't know.
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dirtycheeks
It is.
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DeeBo
Wayne World. More important than Wayne World.
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dirtycheeks
Wayne, Wayne, especially Wayne world, especially Wayne world too.
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Steve-O
I don't know
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Dick VanMeat
Wayne World 2.
00:06:02
Steve-O
ah you but know why I didn't give it the Wayne's World part.
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dirtycheeks
I don't know what that is, but.
00:06:08
Steve-O
Wayne World. You know, it's like a Cool World.
00:06:11
dirtycheeks
Oh yeah. yeah. No, Spider-Man one.
00:06:13
Steve-O
Man, that movie fucked us all over. i was so excited to see Cool World. I was expecting another Roger Rabbit.
00:06:20
dirtycheeks
Did you see recently? Cool world.
00:06:22
Steve-O
No, I'm still angry about when I saw it in theaters as a child.
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dirtycheeks
Wow.
00:06:26
dirtycheeks
You saw that in theaters?
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Steve-O
I saw that in theaters as a child.
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DeeBo
Wait, Cool World? Yeah.
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Steve-O
Cool world.
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dirtycheeks
Wasn't that more like adult?
00:06:31
Steve-O
It was, and I didn't know that until I saw.
00:06:32
DeeBo
That is extremely...
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dirtycheeks
Edged?
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DeeBo
That is an extremely horny movie.
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Steve-O
Brad Pitt fuck a cartoon.
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DeeBo
He
Pope Jokes and Ben Foster's Film
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dirtycheeks
Whoa. yeah
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DeeBo
called it doodling.
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DeeBo
No doodling.
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dirtycheeks
They really were ripping off of Frame Roger Rabbit, huh?
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Steve-O
Doodling.
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Dick VanMeat
Bye.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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dirtycheeks
That's all they had.
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Steve-O
Somebody saw Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
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DeeBo
And the only hook the only hook was like, who's hotter? How can we make her hotter than Jessica Rabbit?
00:06:56
dirtycheeks
And it's like, Jessa Rabbit is like funny hot. You know what I mean? Like she's over-exaggeratedly hot.
00:07:00
Steve-O
cartoonish. Yeah.
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dirtycheeks
Cartoonishly.
00:07:02
Steve-O
Literally.
00:07:02
DeeBo
Yeah, this is like literally she's like orgasming on the fucking blanket in Cool World. It's like.
00:07:09
Steve-O
Well, that's the thing. In Cool World, they have to turn her into an actual person because she comes to the real world.
00:07:14
dirtycheeks
I like to think this was Bob Hoskins' version.
00:07:15
DeeBo
And sadly, this might have been where something started for me.
00:07:18
Steve-O
Yeah. Bob Hosk.
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DeeBo
She's less attractive.
00:07:21
dirtycheeks
Bob Hoskins is like, this is what I really wanted. This is what I wanted from the project.
00:07:25
DeeBo
Why didn't I get this?
00:07:26
Steve-O
I mean, there's definitely like things throughout history where you can point to them and you could be like, oh, where this is where this horny dumbed started.
00:07:35
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
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DeeBo
Warning didn't start it.
00:07:36
Steve-O
You could be like, all right, well, here we go.
00:07:36
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:07:38
Steve-O
We have who framed Roger Rabbit up Space Jam is another one.
00:07:43
dirtycheeks
What's the, uh, what's the one for, for furries? What is the movie?
00:07:46
DeeBo
Space Jam.
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Steve-O
Space Jam.
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dirtycheeks
Is it space jam? Okay. All right. Is that really it?
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DeeBo
Space Jam, dude.
00:07:49
DeeBo
chris Chris, watch the YouTube ah Lola Bunny introduction Space Jam and you'll like undeniably the entire goal is to arouse you.
00:07:51
dirtycheeks
Really?
00:08:02
dirtycheeks
yeah
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DeeBo
Like that scene. It's like total male gaze. just You're just supposed to be horny at the end of this scene.
00:08:11
dirtycheeks
Wow.
00:08:11
DeeBo
And it's...
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Steve-O
we We need to get the audience wanting to fuck this rabbit. That's what Warner Brothers said.
00:08:18
dirtycheeks
I mean, that's fair.
00:08:20
DeeBo
Well, no. i mean, remember how upset they were when they gave her pants?
00:08:25
Steve-O
i remember the backlash of Space Jam 2.
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DeeBo
They said, oh, we can't... Yeah, we can't we can't fuck rabbits anymore. is ridiculous.
00:08:33
Steve-O
I appreciated what they did to Lola Rabbit because Lola Bunny, I'm sorry.
00:08:36
dirtycheeks
so yeah are you saying taxi driver taxi driver created taxi driver created incels is that what saying could that be there too you
00:08:37
DeeBo
Yeah, whoa, dude.
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Dick VanMeat
Whoa, whoa, chill, chill, chill.
00:08:40
Steve-O
Chill, chill.
00:08:40
DeeBo
yeah
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Steve-O
You know, either is there is the parallel.
00:08:50
dirtycheeks
It's the only thing I could think of that would be a parallel to modern society. That's like the first movie about focused on an incel.
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Steve-O
do i
00:09:00
Steve-O
I was going to assassinate a assassinsated politician, but then i saved a prostitute.
00:09:06
dirtycheeks
I saved a the girl. She's so pure and beautiful.
00:09:09
Steve-O
Yeah, and now I'm a big damn hero.
00:09:13
dirtycheeks
I'm so cool.
00:09:13
Steve-O
But also, I still drive taxis.
00:09:14
dirtycheeks
so tortured. tortured.
00:09:16
Steve-O
I'm really, i just am really messed up.
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dirtycheeks
a
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dirtycheeks
Well, we really went off on a tangent here, didn't we, folks?
00:09:28
DeeBo
Yeah, sorry, I was watching Bugs Bunny clips. um
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dirtycheeks
Jesus Christ, Devin. Pull your pants up, for Christ's sakes.
00:09:34
DeeBo
I just like it when he crawls, Dressy's.
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Steve-O
I really...
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DeeBo
You know what? You can argue that's what started some people too.
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dirtycheeks
Maybe.
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DeeBo
That episode.
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Dick VanMeat
What? It's a furriness?
00:09:45
dirtycheeks
No, I mean, like, maybe some people got into, you know, trans culture because of seeing Bugs Bunny when they were young.
00:09:50
Dick VanMeat
Oh.
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DeeBo
Yeah, that scene, that episode is is, people point to that one.
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dirtycheeks
Could be part of it.
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DeeBo
Bugs Bunny's a freak, dude.
00:09:58
dirtycheeks
He's a great Chiquita Banana lady, though.
00:09:58
DeeBo
Not because of that. It's just, he's yeah, he's he's tied to a lot of freaky activity.
00:10:00
dirtycheeks
He does the whole dance and everything. He's good at what he does. He's a good actor.
00:10:06
DeeBo
yeah I'm just saying I'd fuck him.
00:10:09
Dick VanMeat
So what's, yeah.
00:10:11
dirtycheeks
I mean, yeah.
00:10:12
DeeBo
I would sleep with Bugs Bunny.
00:10:13
Dick VanMeat
I mean, yeah I mean, what ah when would you ever get the chance to do that again? You know?
00:10:20
dirtycheeks
That's what I'm saying.
00:10:20
DeeBo
who
00:10:20
Dick VanMeat
You just gotta to do it.
00:10:22
DeeBo
Do you think if he turned into a human, he'd be a goofy looking guy or an attractive man?
00:10:29
dirtycheeks
Hmm.
00:10:29
Dick VanMeat
he would He would look like Ryan Reynolds, I think.
00:10:31
DeeBo
There's got to be a website. There's got to be a website.
00:10:33
dirtycheeks
I think he would be attractive because I think his whole charm, like he's charming.
00:10:33
Dick VanMeat
He would just be Ryan Reynolds.
00:10:33
DeeBo
We can.
00:10:38
Steve-O
he's Yeah, he's got the swagger of an attractive man.
00:10:41
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, he'd be Ryan Reynolds.
00:10:43
dirtycheeks
And he's like an excellent con artist. So you would have to be, know, be easy on the eyes.
00:10:46
DeeBo
Oh, God. All right. Lock it in, guys. Ryan Reddins.
00:10:52
Steve-O
This is the worst start to
00:10:55
dirtycheeks
young dude i what Yeah, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. I agree. 100%.
00:11:02
Steve-O
Which cartoon characters, if they weren't cartoons, would be fuckable?
00:11:02
dirtycheeks
This
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Dick VanMeat
ah
00:11:07
dirtycheeks
this is... We're no better than anybody else on the internet right now.
00:11:10
DeeBo
we need the America needs to know.
00:11:10
Steve-O
You think Elber Fudd would be fuckable if he was a man?
00:11:15
dirtycheeks
This is what's happening to society, you know. It's just being dumbed down. And you know what? I think it has to do with me losing that job recently that I interviewed for and I'm really pissed off about. Maybe it's coming through. i don't know if you've heard about it.
00:11:27
dirtycheeks
Did you guys hear about it?
00:11:28
DeeBo
No, I don't think so.
00:11:29
Dick VanMeat
No. Wait.
00:11:30
dirtycheeks
Yeah, they picked the Pope over me. I fucking, dude, I nailed that fucking interview, guys.
00:11:32
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah.
00:11:32
Steve-O
oh
00:11:35
dirtycheeks
I was all there. man I had a musical number. I did impressions.
00:11:44
DeeBo
Scum.
00:11:45
Dick VanMeat
Can you speak Latin fluently, Chris?
00:11:45
DeeBo
Scum, that's who.
00:11:49
dirtycheeks
I know Pig Latin, so it's like, that's that's the same thing.
00:11:51
DeeBo
Why do I want
00:11:53
Dick VanMeat
I don't think that's the same.
00:11:54
dirtycheeks
Yeah, they did.
00:11:55
Steve-O
And like Space Jam, they picked another guy from Chicago over you.
The Last of Us Series Debate
00:12:02
dirtycheeks
I mean, is the Michael Jordan of priests, so I get it. But shit, man, I really gave it all for that interview.
00:12:10
DeeBo
to scum?
00:12:11
Dick VanMeat
Well, I'm sorry that you didn't get it, Chris.
00:12:12
DeeBo
Hey, at least it wasn't
00:12:13
dirtycheeks
and Maybe not met maybe and in the next 20 years or so. obviously
00:12:17
Dick VanMeat
I don't know, man.
00:12:17
DeeBo
Well, Chris...
00:12:17
dirtycheeks
Try it again.
00:12:17
Steve-O
but What?
00:12:17
Dick VanMeat
They're saying this might be the last pope ever.
00:12:18
Steve-O
What? Last Pope?
00:12:21
Dick VanMeat
That's what people are saying.
00:12:22
Steve-O
They're shutting it down?
00:12:23
Dick VanMeat
They might shut it down.
00:12:24
dirtycheeks
Shut it down. Shut it down. Bring it all down. Turn the Vatican into a Disney world.
00:12:28
DeeBo
Why, wait, why would they... Is that real? Like, why they assuming we're just not going to be poping out anymore?
00:12:34
Dick VanMeat
it's ah It's some prophecy or some shit.
00:12:36
DeeBo
Oh, oh.
00:12:37
Dick VanMeat
People were saying.
00:12:37
dirtycheeks
Oh.
00:12:37
Steve-O
ah
00:12:37
DeeBo
Oh, because Donald Trump's going be pope.
00:12:38
Steve-O
The Pope and out prophecy.
00:12:38
Dick VanMeat
yeah it was again It's a Nostradamus prophecy or something.
00:12:42
DeeBo
Hmm.
00:12:42
dirtycheeks
It's the Da Vinci code. They cracked it.
00:12:44
Steve-O
me look this up. Let me look up this.
00:12:45
Dick VanMeat
Here, the prophecy of the popes attributed to St. Malachi predicts a pope named Peter the Roman who will preside over the church during a time of great tribulation followed by the destruction of the city of Seven Hills. 2027. Oh,
00:12:59
Dick VanMeat
twenty twenty seven
00:13:01
DeeBo
Yo, we're close, dude.
00:13:01
dirtycheeks
Seven hills. Oh, shit.
00:13:03
Steve-O
Jeez.
00:13:03
dirtycheeks
America has seven hills.
00:13:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:13:08
Dick VanMeat
oh
00:13:10
dirtycheeks
We have like more than seven too, that's probably...
00:13:12
DeeBo
Chris, you should get in that van and drive around the local Defford Mall.
00:13:16
dirtycheeks
Tell everybody about this.
00:13:17
DeeBo
with all Yeah, tell everybody about how the rapture's coming.
00:13:20
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I'll put a bunch of like shit all over the front of my car, like all over the sides too. So they know like who I am when I show up and, you know, maybe give Lend me their ear, you know what I mean?
00:13:25
DeeBo
Airbrush that stuff right on the side.
00:13:33
dirtycheeks
You know, be real be real open to it when I show
00:13:35
Steve-O
Or you could lemmy their ear with middle. It's
00:13:39
dirtycheeks
so oh
00:13:41
Steve-O
time to play the game.
00:13:44
DeeBo
is Triple H. hey did you i've really used my sidekick. Really into this.
00:13:48
dirtycheeks
i i Guys, I watched a movie over this week that I want to talk about.
00:13:53
DeeBo
You, if this the one I'm thinking of this feels like i just a nice random Galani snobby.
00:13:53
Steve-O
Oh, a film.
00:14:00
dirtycheeks
Yeah, 100%.
00:14:00
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:14:00
DeeBo
you just say i just want to feel I just want to feel better than people.
00:14:04
dirtycheeks
One million percent. I couldn't explain it better myself. It is... um Basically, I watched movie called Sharp Corner um featuring Ben Foster.
00:14:17
DeeBo
Whoa, dude.
00:14:17
Steve-O
Ben fart.
00:14:17
dirtycheeks
Jeez, I said fart.
00:14:18
DeeBo
Well, Ben Fartman.
00:14:19
Dick VanMeat
Mm-hmm.
00:14:21
dirtycheeks
Sharp Corner, ah Ben Foster, and... Oh, what the hell is her name? I gotta look this ah
00:14:30
dirtycheeks
ah ah cold Kobe Smulders.
00:14:34
DeeBo
Oh, um I'm a Colby fan.
00:14:34
dirtycheeks
ah but
00:14:35
Steve-O
Mmm. a
00:14:37
dirtycheeks
She and Ben Foster are really wonderful in this film. They play a couple with a child, a family that moves into a home. in Toronto, and it has a very deceivingly sharp corner in front of their house in which many car accidents occur.
00:14:56
dirtycheeks
And the movie, as it plays on, Ben Foster's character starts to develop an obsession with the accidents that are occurring in front of his home, and things start to spiral from there.
00:15:11
dirtycheeks
Yeah, this movie is about a ah real piece of shit. Like,
00:15:15
DeeBo
and
00:15:16
dirtycheeks
kit
00:15:16
DeeBo
Wait, is Ben Foster the piece of shit?
00:15:18
dirtycheeks
Yeah, 100%.
00:15:19
DeeBo
Okay.
00:15:19
dirtycheeks
um He is an ineffectual, forgettable human being. And then the car accident happens and he takes something on. and a Let's call it a responsibility, but in reality, it's a severe obsession.
00:15:39
dirtycheeks
And he loses his wife and house. The whole thing happens. um I don't want to give too much away what really happens towards the end of the film.
00:15:51
dirtycheeks
But it is watching a man slowly destroy his own life because of how obsessed he is.
00:15:55
DeeBo
Okay. Is this something like, how did you, how'd this get on your radar? Because you said it and then I guess like most things, right? You see it somewhere and then I start seeing it pop up.
00:16:06
dirtycheeks
Believe or not, I watched a trailer for this on YouTube randomly one day.
00:16:09
DeeBo
Okay.
00:16:10
dirtycheeks
i so i was like looking around. I saw Ben Foster in the thumbnail. was like, oh, this guy's always good.
00:16:15
DeeBo
Yeah. You're like, I'm a FOS man.
00:16:16
dirtycheeks
I'm a Fosthead. um
00:16:18
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:19
dirtycheeks
A Foster. um yeah I immediately looked into it. I watched it. The plot and concept immediately intrigued me. And I looked for it and found her And I thought it was wonderful.
00:16:34
dirtycheeks
I really did. I feel like it's one of these movies that the entire film is in service to one scene at the end. You know, like, ever you ever watch a film that's all kind of just build up and preparation, and it's fascinating to watch someone fall down an obsession hole.
00:16:53
dirtycheeks
I've seen a lot of movies do that, and to do to be obsessed about something like this is just so weird, so strange. Yeah. um And you are constantly, there there is a inanimate object in this movie that both builds dread and humor.
00:17:15
dirtycheeks
Like, I'm not, I'm not going to tell you what it is because they would cut to it a lot and it would just be funny and scary at the same time because of it being an inanimate object and it being kind of scary, like the implications of what that could be.
00:17:15
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:17:31
DeeBo
yeah
00:17:33
dirtycheeks
Um, But yeah, it's it's it's an intensely strange film, plot-wise. and I think it still kind of covers a three-act structure. like I'm not saying like structurally it's strange. It's just the concept is very weird.
00:17:49
dirtycheeks
And Ben Foster's performance is very understated, but there's a lot going on under the surface. And I think that's really a true sign of great acting when you can...
00:18:01
dirtycheeks
It encompasses a bunch of complex emotions in one like face facial expression. um Yeah, I really think this is a ah is a little sleeper, under-the-radar type of movie that probably everybody's going to forget about next year, but I think is really...
Gaming Highlights and Analysis
00:18:20
dirtycheeks
really interesting and you should, you should give it your time because, uh, it's, uh, I think a first time director, i think he's done something 10 years ago.
00:18:32
dirtycheeks
He made a film, feature.
00:18:33
DeeBo
Dude, Kevin Feige's sniffing.
00:18:36
dirtycheeks
that And then he put this out and it I went went to the Toronto film festival and got a standing ovation, whatever that means.
00:18:45
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:18:45
dirtycheeks
Um, but yeah, I think it's a really wonderful little film. that you should give your, your, a chance. And it's obviously about ah ah really shitty main character, but the story itself is just so fascinating. Uh, it's hard to look away really like a car accident. It's hard to look away from this movie. It's getting worse and worse, but you really can't pull your eyes away from it.
00:19:11
dirtycheeks
And, uh, I love it for that. I really do. There's not a lot of movies that can pull it off properly. So yeah, I really, uh, Thumbs up for Sharp Corner. I think it's a Mary.
00:19:22
DeeBo
Wow. This on Amazon? Is that where it's at?
00:19:25
dirtycheeks
like It was on Glonazon.
00:19:28
DeeBo
Galanazon?
00:19:29
dirtycheeks
Yeah, this new streaming service that gets all these new movies for free.
00:19:29
Steve-O
Mmm.
00:19:31
DeeBo
Okay. Let me let me let me see. The people that don't have Galanazon.
00:19:34
dirtycheeks
um
00:19:37
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I mean, not everybody. it's It's kind of an expensive service, so I get it. Why people want that?
00:19:41
DeeBo
Yeah, don't get it. ah Apple TV? Amazon? Okay.
00:19:46
dirtycheeks
Sure, sure.
00:19:46
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:19:48
dirtycheeks
It makes sense. It would be on there, but obviously didn't watch it on there.
00:19:50
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:19:52
dirtycheeks
Go on.
00:19:54
DeeBo
Yeah, I don't think I watched anything. I've just been like catching up on little garbage.
00:20:00
Dick VanMeat
I just watched The Last of Us. That's it.
00:20:03
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, just, ah yeah, not part of the garbage, but ah yeah.
00:20:06
Dick VanMeat
Not tonight. Yeah.
00:20:09
DeeBo
um
00:20:09
Steve-O
The last weeks.
00:20:09
dirtycheeks
With.
00:20:10
DeeBo
People seem like they're turning little bit.
00:20:14
Dick VanMeat
On the show.
00:20:15
DeeBo
They're like, it's so bad. This season's so bad. I'm seeing some of that.
00:20:17
Dick VanMeat
Are you sure?
00:20:19
DeeBo
I mean, you know, it's not, I don't think it's widespread.
00:20:20
Dick VanMeat
it said it's just the same. It's the same people that hate the game. They're just grifters.
00:20:23
DeeBo
Yeah, they're so bad now.
00:20:24
Dick VanMeat
They're not even like.
00:20:24
dirtycheeks
There there's an entire subreddit devoted to hating the show.
00:20:25
Steve-O
Yeah, i wouldn't be surprised. Hmm.
00:20:28
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's like, it's gonna, yeah.
00:20:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:20:29
Steve-O
me
00:20:30
DeeBo
I mean, listen, the only thing that I do find difficult, and I think we touched on this last week, is Tommy's a little too fucking happy. little too cheery.
00:20:41
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:20:41
DeeBo
Right now, that's the only...
00:20:42
Steve-O
we got we got We got soft Tommy.
00:20:44
DeeBo
And listen, we could be eating it, eating our words right now, because tonight's episode could be Tommy's waking up in a c cold sweat and being like, I need to assassinate
00:20:45
Dick VanMeat
I mean, we'll see. Yeah, we we don't watch tonight's episode yet.
00:20:46
Steve-O
yeah
00:20:52
Dick VanMeat
i need to I need to put thousands of people in body bags and within the next three days.
00:20:55
DeeBo
Yeah, this needs to happen.
00:20:57
Steve-O
Wait a second. This wasn't actually Tommy. That was his mimic tier. The real Tommy's been sniping people all week
00:21:04
dirtycheeks
I've been running around killing for weeks.
00:21:08
Steve-O
But, you know, it is kind of strange because watching this and kind of knowing all the beats already. it makes me it does make me kind of like wish I could go into it like completely empty, like headed.
00:21:20
Dick VanMeat
you didn't play the game.
00:21:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:21:24
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I think they're starting to really tread on familiar ground now. And it's starting... Yeah, I feel the same way. Where there's... I don't know if we're going to get and episode three with this season.
00:21:35
dirtycheeks
You know? Like something that's...
00:21:37
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, yeah, like the crazy.
00:21:38
dirtycheeks
They're going to expand upon in the world that we don't know about. Like that... i don't know if that's here. because Partially because of the length of the season.
00:21:48
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:21:48
dirtycheeks
um Part...
00:21:49
Dick VanMeat
And there's like there's a lot of ground to cover like with with a but the the main characters, I guess.
00:21:49
dirtycheeks
Exactly. Exactly.
00:21:55
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:21:55
Dick VanMeat
I mean, I like that we're getting like flat i think i like that we're getting like more Isaac, like his origin story and everything like that.
00:21:56
dirtycheeks
So that stinks.
00:22:02
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:22:03
dirtycheeks
Yes.
00:22:04
Dick VanMeat
like That's really cool.
00:22:04
DeeBo
Yeah, Jeffrey Wright's pretty great.
00:22:06
dirtycheeks
See, that's, that's the fun stuff where where I was like, yeah, i I, who doesn't love Jeffrey Wright? And
00:22:11
Dick VanMeat
Because I think that that stuff's like like, you can like read it in a note, like that kind of stuff, like in the game.
00:22:16
dirtycheeks
exactly, exactly.
00:22:18
Dick VanMeat
But you can like now we can like watch a scene of him fucking torturing a fucking Seraphite.
00:22:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:22:23
Dick VanMeat
And it's like...
00:22:24
Steve-O
And talking about the pans and stuff. Oh my God, dude.
00:22:25
Dick VanMeat
fuck Fucking...
00:22:27
dirtycheeks
That was cool.
00:22:27
Dick VanMeat
hogs Hogs are out, dude.
00:22:30
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude.
00:22:30
Dick VanMeat
He doesn't even care.
00:22:31
dirtycheeks
Hog was out.
00:22:31
Dick VanMeat
We got to see Dick.
00:22:31
dirtycheeks
He knew it. He was okay with it. He knew it was there.
00:22:34
Dick VanMeat
We got to see religious Dick in that episode.
00:22:37
dirtycheeks
He's too busy burning.
00:22:37
Dick VanMeat
was just hanging out.
00:22:39
dirtycheeks
He's too busy burning people. he didn't even care about the dick.
00:22:40
Dick VanMeat
Yo, yeah, when he put his arm out, I was like, hell yeah.
00:22:42
Steve-O
He got so upset. He got so upset when he put his arm out. He's like God damn it. I was having fun burning you. Fucking no fun.
00:22:50
DeeBo
No fun piece of shit.
00:22:51
Steve-O
No fun piece of shit.
00:22:51
Dick VanMeat
I like that he's talking about like ah fucking the types of pans he would dream about having to oh to cook for people while dating.
00:22:58
Steve-O
okay
00:23:01
Dick VanMeat
like that That stuff's cool.
00:23:02
Steve-O
no
00:23:02
Dick VanMeat
I like that shit. I like hearing and that stuff.
00:23:04
Steve-O
oh
00:23:05
dirtycheeks
So who got it? Drake or Josh?
00:23:08
Dick VanMeat
It was Josh.
00:23:08
dirtycheeks
Who was that?
00:23:10
Steve-O
Josh. It was Josh.
00:23:10
DeeBo
Josh.
00:23:10
dirtycheeks
That was Josh.
00:23:11
Dick VanMeat
Josh Peck.
00:23:12
dirtycheeks
Okay.
00:23:12
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:23:13
dirtycheeks
Okay. He blew up.
00:23:15
DeeBo
Yeah, Drake's a Seraphite for sure.
00:23:18
Steve-O
Wait, are they both in it?
00:23:19
DeeBo
No, no.
00:23:20
Dick VanMeat
Nah, I don't think so.
00:23:20
DeeBo
i Well, actually, to be fair, maybe.
00:23:20
dirtycheeks
No, no, no, no. I wasn't. I don't, I don't know.
00:23:20
Steve-O
Okay, I was like, god damn, if they both make cameos.
00:23:23
DeeBo
me Yeah.
00:23:23
dirtycheeks
i don't know who's who. to I was wondering who that kid was. I knew he was in that show.
00:23:28
Steve-O
I do have a complaint about that scene.
00:23:28
Dick VanMeat
There's some speculation ah about the Drake and Josh scene.
00:23:30
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah.
00:23:32
Steve-O
About the the Drake and Josh scene. And it was mainly because I had to rewatch it because they broke the 360 rule at one point. And it made me, it made me confused who was, who was being brought out of the van.
00:23:45
dirtycheeks
was that Was that the scene where Jeffrey Wright was walking out of the van where they broke it?
00:23:49
Steve-O
Yeah, so like a lot of the conversation is showing like them talking with the front of the van, but then like at one point they flip it.
00:23:49
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I think.
00:23:54
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:23:56
Steve-O
So they change sides and it completely threw me off my little fucking idiot your brain.
00:23:58
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm.
00:24:01
DeeBo
Well, it also doesn't help that like they're kind of hard. Because like you know what? ah I totally missed it was during the torture scene, the one of the guards is like, yeah fuck him.
00:24:12
DeeBo
like He's the guy that Isaac saves in the previous scene.
00:24:17
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah.
00:24:18
Steve-O
Oh.
00:24:18
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:24:18
DeeBo
And it totally it totally like went over my head because like it's just a bland white looking guy that had a helmet on.
00:24:24
dirtycheeks
Yeah, i didn't know I did not make that connection. don't
00:24:26
DeeBo
Yeah, like on a second watch, I was like, oh.
00:24:29
Dick VanMeat
I didn't, yeah, I didn't i didn't make that connection. Sam did, though. She's like, oh, that's the guy from the beginning.
00:24:33
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:24:34
Dick VanMeat
I'm like, oh, okay.
00:24:34
DeeBo
And you're like, they all look the same to me.
00:24:36
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. I'm like, all you people look the same to me. That's what I said to her.
00:24:40
DeeBo
Yeah. really And he wouldn't let it go for the next an hour.
00:24:45
dirtycheeks
i
00:24:45
DeeBo
Yeah,
00:24:46
dirtycheeks
i I think it's competently telling the classic Last of Us 2 story, though. I think it's hitting all the right markers with Dina and Ellie.
00:24:52
Steve-O
Yeah. Oh, 100%. Dina's fantastic.
00:24:56
dirtycheeks
I think Dina is really
00:24:57
Steve-O
dina's fantastic
00:24:59
DeeBo
Dina's a standout, dude. She's awesome.
00:25:01
Dick VanMeat
She's a stud, dude.
00:25:01
dirtycheeks
Isabella Merced is an incredible actress.
00:25:04
Dick VanMeat
This is her year, I think, right?
00:25:04
dirtycheeks
She's wonderful.
00:25:06
Dick VanMeat
And she just she they just showed that she's going Hawkgirl in Peacemaker in the new Peacemaker season, too, which is kind of cool.
00:25:12
dirtycheeks
Saw that with ah Guy Gardner, Nathan Fillion, which is a pretty funny fucking show.
00:25:14
Dick VanMeat
With Nathan Fillion, yeah.
00:25:18
Dick VanMeat
so that yeah So she's got...
00:25:18
Steve-O
I mean, this is Dora the Explorer. Like, come on, show some respect.
00:25:22
dirtycheeks
The door of the Explorer? have no idea.
00:25:23
Steve-O
The Dora the Explorer from the movie.
00:25:25
dirtycheeks
How do you like that? Oh, from the movie. Oh, shit. Okay, live action film. She did she didn't voice the character, right?
00:25:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:25:33
Steve-O
No, she played the character.
00:25:33
dirtycheeks
From the show? She just played. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, she's great. um She needs to be in, you know, the other things.
00:25:45
dirtycheeks
like you know like getting an a24 movie every once a while a neon film they're really really pushing the envelope here yeah i like to see her really be like a one one woman show and not be like a supporting actress you know what i mean that would be cool that would be neat i
00:25:56
Dick VanMeat
yeah
00:26:01
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:26:01
Steve-O
Oh,
00:26:02
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Maybe she'll have her own movie. I don't know. Hawkgirl. But ah fucking the Bella Ramsey, fuck it she was really playing the guitar. She was actually playing that song.
00:26:12
dirtycheeks
I saw that. That was great.
00:26:15
Dick VanMeat
Which is like insane.
00:26:15
dirtycheeks
That was a wonderful scene.
00:26:16
Steve-O
oh it was delightful. Yeah, that was so so good
00:26:18
Dick VanMeat
She was so good. I thought they were either not going to have that scene or they were going fuck it up somehow.
00:26:25
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:26:25
Dick VanMeat
But like she fucking. She knocked it out of the bar because ah they were saying that Isabella Merced said set in the script, know, doesn't cry because that she doesn't cry in the in the game either.
00:26:29
dirtycheeks
I think...
00:26:37
dirtycheeks
No.
00:26:37
Dick VanMeat
but She just started actually just crying
Comedic Shows and John Mulaney
00:26:40
Dick VanMeat
while they were while they were filled with the scene. And I guess they kept that they kept that version of it, of it, of the scene in it.
00:26:44
dirtycheeks
I mean, it looks beautiful.
00:26:45
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:26:45
dirtycheeks
She's sitting in like a sunbeam playing the guitar.
00:26:45
Steve-O
Right.
00:26:45
DeeBo
yeah
00:26:46
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:26:48
Dick VanMeat
They were like, you yeah, like you can actually because it's different. The context is different because in the game at this point, Ellie and Dina are already like together because they hook up in Eugene's pot hideout before like while Joel's getting and killed.
00:27:01
Steve-O
right
00:27:02
Dick VanMeat
Right. So they're not actually together right now in the show. So it's actually like using that optional game sequence of of take on me as like the catalyst for Dina and falling in love with Ellie is like is like actually pretty cool.
00:27:16
dirtycheeks
See, these are the things i don't mind they change.
00:27:16
Steve-O
Makes sense to me.
00:27:18
Dick VanMeat
It's really cool.
00:27:19
dirtycheeks
like yeah These are the changes where I'm like, um this fits a show structure.
00:27:20
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it makes sense.
00:27:21
Steve-O
me
00:27:22
Dick VanMeat
It makes sense.
00:27:24
dirtycheeks
It makes sense. And it's cool. It's something different. um ah I'm not ever against those changes.
00:27:28
Dick VanMeat
Right.
00:27:31
dirtycheeks
But, you know, of course I'm upset about Tommy. That one I don't really get.
00:27:35
Dick VanMeat
The time... Well, mean... I mean, it's still... It's too early, you know? I mean, i'm gonna i'm gonna hold out a little bit um just because...
00:27:38
dirtycheeks
It is. It is. It is.
00:27:41
Dick VanMeat
But yeah, that's the one thing that, like, is is really bothering me right now. And it has been since... I guess since the end of episode 2 or something. Or I guess the the start of episode 3.
00:27:50
DeeBo
hey Since the second he died.
00:27:54
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:27:55
dirtycheeks
Tommy runs out. is Tommy have a wife in Tina?
00:27:59
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, he's married to Maria.
00:27:59
DeeBo
he has a wife, but i don't think he has a kid.
00:28:00
Dick VanMeat
He doesn't have a kid.
00:28:01
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:28:01
dirtycheeks
He doesn't have a kid.
00:28:02
Dick VanMeat
He doesn't have a kid. It's different, but like I don't know if like if that's the excuse they used. That's kind of lame.
00:28:09
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I know.
00:28:09
Dick VanMeat
you know I don't know.
00:28:12
dirtycheeks
I mean, it's hard not to.
00:28:12
Dick VanMeat
Because that's literally there's literally cutscenes of them stacking up body bags. on Tommy's behalf in the in the game.
00:28:18
dirtycheeks
I know.
00:28:21
Dick VanMeat
And, um...
00:28:21
dirtycheeks
The kid really does change a lot, though, having a kid. I mean, as a character. That's got to change him bit.
00:28:28
Dick VanMeat
Plus, there's, like...
00:28:28
Steve-O
John, do you think you would have more body bags?
00:28:31
Dick VanMeat
Whom?
00:28:31
Steve-O
Sans a child? if
00:28:34
dirtycheeks
you Would you be killing more people?
00:28:34
DeeBo
I hope
00:28:35
Dick VanMeat
I don't know, dude. I don't know.
00:28:37
dirtycheeks
I mean, like, i that's...
00:28:38
Dick VanMeat
why have they killed my brother?
00:28:39
dirtycheeks
that
00:28:40
Dick VanMeat
i don't know, dude. Like... Because the ah the other thing the other thing that's bothering me too is like since we since we know we all know too much about like we all know what happens, right?
00:28:49
Steve-O
Yeah, we we know where it goes.
00:28:50
Dick VanMeat
It's like Tommy spiraling out of control is like is the the relapse for Ellie at the end of the story.
00:28:56
dirtycheeks
Yeah, exactly.
00:28:59
Dick VanMeat
So it's like if they don't go this route, like it's not going to make sense later if they try to do that.
00:29:04
dirtycheeks
Totally. Totally.
00:29:06
dirtycheeks
Like, that that will come out of nowhere.
00:29:06
Dick VanMeat
Unless Dina becomes that part.
00:29:08
Dick VanMeat
But i buy then again, I don't know.
00:29:10
dirtycheeks
Why would Dina become... That would be crazy. That would be crazy.
00:29:13
Dick VanMeat
Well, I mean, well, I'm just saying that because Dina, like, kind of took Tommy's place in and the beginning, I guess.
00:29:18
dirtycheeks
Maybe.
00:29:19
Steve-O
Dina, yeah, Dina was closer.
00:29:21
dirtycheeks
Who's gonna take care of that kid at the end of that?
00:29:23
Dick VanMeat
He was going to take care of JJ?
00:29:24
dirtycheeks
Okay.
00:29:24
Dick VanMeat
I don't know. Maybe they won't kill Jesse. But again, like, this is this this these are all things that, like, we don't know is going to happen.
00:29:27
dirtycheeks
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:30
Dick VanMeat
it So i guess I guess, like, it sucks that we're not seeing Tommy spiral out of control in the show right now.
00:29:38
dirtycheeks
Yeah. It feels uneven.
00:29:40
Dick VanMeat
But, like...
00:29:41
dirtycheeks
It feels like something's missing because it's a core part of, you're right, of Ellie's transformation.
00:29:42
Dick VanMeat
Right.
00:29:45
Dick VanMeat
um I'm going to hold out on it, though, because, like, i think I think a maybe because the what's his name? ah Gabriel Luna said something interesting.
00:29:57
Dick VanMeat
In in an interview that I watched, I think it was on Seth. ma It was one of the late night shows. He was talking about it after Joel died. He was like talking about what's going on with his character after he died. And he said that Tommy feels that Ellie's his responsibility now.
00:30:13
Dick VanMeat
Like, so I don't know if that's, there's going to be stuff with that.
00:30:18
dirtycheeks
I did not get that in any episode this week.
00:30:18
Dick VanMeat
Cause that's,
00:30:22
Dick VanMeat
yeah, that's what I'm saying. We don't have that. No, we don't have that in in the show so far, but I don't know if he's like hitting at like, if this is like stuff that he knows later.
00:30:26
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:30:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:30:31
Dick VanMeat
Cause I mean, you know, they, they already finished the season, and but also that's not, but that's not, but also like, that's not what happens in the game either.
00:30:32
Steve-O
Tommy didn't even stop by the house.
00:30:38
Dick VanMeat
Tommy doesn't take Ellie as his responsibility as her dad.
00:30:38
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:30:39
dirtycheeks
No. It's all revenge. It's revenge for Joel.
00:30:43
Dick VanMeat
yeah he just can he just becomes consumed with with with with vengeance and that kind of fuels Ellie's consumption of of turning into what
00:30:50
DeeBo
yeah
00:30:52
dirtycheeks
And it kind of reignites her every time the fire of revenge starts to go out. Like when she's in the theater with Dina in the game, there there's a moment where she's like, don't know, this could be really bad.
00:31:02
dirtycheeks
And then fucking Tommy shows up and he's like, let's fucking do this, man!
00:31:05
Dick VanMeat
yeah and he gets shot in the face
00:31:10
dirtycheeks
And then it spirals back. The fire starts up again.
00:31:12
Dick VanMeat
No, but there's no but there's also there's also parts in the game where when you're playing as Abby, Tommy is actually a threat and and can kill you, too.
00:31:20
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:31:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:31:21
dirtycheeks
Totally.
00:31:21
Dick VanMeat
like You know, so like not seeing that side of it, too. like We'll see. I don't want to... like I'll reserve my judgment until the end, I guess.
00:31:28
DeeBo
was the do we remember if does elegant yeah I don't know
00:31:28
dirtycheeks
i
00:31:31
Dick VanMeat
We could be complaining about way worse things right now, is what I'm saying.
00:31:34
Steve-O
Right, right.
00:31:34
dirtycheeks
I know. I know.
00:31:35
Dick VanMeat
You know?
00:31:35
DeeBo
Does Ellie get bit in the game? Is that like how Dina finds out?
00:31:38
Dick VanMeat
no No, it's spores. No, it's spores because her...
00:31:41
DeeBo
Spores.
00:31:41
Dick VanMeat
her her mask his Her mask breaks, and then Dina tries to hold her breath and take her mask off, and Ellie says, no, I'm immune.
00:31:44
dirtycheeks
Oh, that's right. That's right.
00:31:45
DeeBo
How's that?
00:31:50
dirtycheeks
They really don't do the spores thing too much.
00:31:50
DeeBo
Gotcha.
00:31:53
Steve-O
I think it's I think it's not visually compelling.
00:31:53
DeeBo
Well, apparently, but I also, I think this episode, I think this episode that we're, yeah, I think that spores are going to be a factor now for whatever reason.
00:31:55
dirtycheeks
It's not. It's not. You're Definitely.
00:31:58
Dick VanMeat
This episode, they introduce it. Yeah, they introduce spores in this episode.
00:32:00
dirtycheeks
They did?
00:32:01
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:32:04
Steve-O
Oh, really? wait don't I don't remember.
00:32:05
DeeBo
Yeah, because they're evolving.
00:32:07
Dick VanMeat
Because they know, they they were saying their excuse, like, production's excuse for the first season was that it's not gonna it won't look well it won't look great if everybody's wearing a face mask the whole time but like maybe if spores is something that yeah right now that they got game of thrones times a billion budget now like you know yeah but also if spores are just introduced now then that means nobody really has gas masks or is prepared in the world
00:32:21
DeeBo
Now that the moneymaker is out, dude, the moneymaker is out of the script.
00:32:29
dirtycheeks
Oh, the faucet's running. They don't really care.
00:32:38
dirtycheeks
Right?
00:32:38
Steve-O
you know You know why? It's because he didn't want to fucking wear another mask for a show. Pedro Pascal?
00:32:44
DeeBo
if
00:32:44
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:32:45
Steve-O
He's like, I already do it for Mando.
00:32:46
dirtycheeks
You see how sweaty I looked I took that off?
00:32:47
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:32:49
Steve-O
look awful.
00:32:49
Dick VanMeat
and now And now he's finally dead.
00:32:50
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:32:52
Steve-O
Yeah, he's dead so he doesn't gotta...
00:32:52
Dick VanMeat
So they can do it now.
00:32:52
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:32:53
Steve-O
to
00:32:53
DeeBo
but But also isn't it like the spores being a thing is like a really important moment for Nora.
00:33:01
Dick VanMeat
For the Nora part. Yeah.
00:33:02
DeeBo
Yeah. For the Nora part. Because, you know, anyway, um I'm just going to say I did.
00:33:07
Dick VanMeat
Anyway, yeah, we don't know because we didn't watch tonight's episode yet.
00:33:08
DeeBo
I did actually like how they did that Ellie is immune, like that she took a bite for her.
00:33:13
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:33:13
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:33:15
DeeBo
You know, I'm like, all right, that was pretty cool.
00:33:15
dirtycheeks
I like that too.
00:33:15
Steve-O
yeah
00:33:15
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:33:17
dirtycheeks
And it, and it good to show you like what, what it's, what keeping secrets, the detrimental effect, like she could have died. She could have been shot by Dina.
00:33:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:33:25
dirtycheeks
Like, and then they're going spiral out into the whole Joel telling her about what he did. and secrets. you know It's all about secrets.
00:33:32
Dick VanMeat
It was cute.
00:33:33
DeeBo
Also, she was just like, I just really, I just hate it wearing long sleeve shirts.
00:33:33
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Because she did the same... She did the same thing with ah with Joel with joe and Tess in the first season, too.
00:33:39
dirtycheeks
Secret secrets hurt someone.
00:33:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:33:44
Dick VanMeat
Where she's like, You guys can sit over there and fucking watch while I go to sleep. And then if I wake up and I'm infected, you can shoot me.
00:33:53
DeeBo
They did the blade move, dude.
00:33:53
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:33:53
Dick VanMeat
Like she said, it does the same thing with Dina.
00:33:55
Steve-O
They did.
00:33:57
Dick VanMeat
So. What do you guys think about beef jerky over morning breath?
00:33:59
dirtycheeks
Secrets are no good, guys.
00:34:01
Dick VanMeat
Is that okay? Is that a cool thing?
00:34:04
DeeBo
ah I'd say it's only good for the person eating beef jerky.
00:34:05
Dick VanMeat
Does it make it worse?
00:34:08
Dick VanMeat
Does it make it worse?
00:34:08
DeeBo
Oh,
00:34:09
Steve-O
Yeah, but they they both hate it.
00:34:12
DeeBo
well, okay.
00:34:12
dirtycheeks
Definitely eating something. Woo! I'm
00:34:16
DeeBo
Daria. Okay.
00:34:21
dirtycheeks
here all week.
00:34:22
DeeBo
yeah
00:34:23
Dick VanMeat
Man, I can't wait to see watch this episode.
00:34:25
DeeBo
can i Can I tell you I've been very disappointed in myself in terms of ah gamer status.
00:34:32
Dick VanMeat
Because you've been playing Vampire Survivors on your PS5 Pro?
00:34:34
DeeBo
Dude, I i fucking cannot. I fell back in like hard.
00:34:39
Dick VanMeat
Are you playing the Castlevania stuff?
00:34:40
DeeBo
and i
00:34:41
Dick VanMeat
Like, that stuff cool?
00:34:41
DeeBo
Dude, I've been playing everything because the DLC was all like $2.
00:34:46
dirtycheeks
Devin, Devin, you better be careful, dude.
00:34:47
DeeBo
And there's a lot. I mean, there's a lot of that game. and Dude, i was up to like
00:34:51
Dick VanMeat
Take it easy, Devin.
00:34:51
dirtycheeks
better be careful.
00:34:52
Dick VanMeat
Take it easy.
00:34:52
DeeBo
I was up to like fucking...
00:34:53
dirtycheeks
p s The PS5 pros are going to show up to your house and they're going to beat you up.
00:34:56
Steve-O
but ah
00:34:58
DeeBo
i was up till I was up to like 3 a.m.
00:34:58
dirtycheeks
We're the professionals.
00:35:01
DeeBo
m the other night. Just like fucking...
00:35:03
Steve-O
Playing Vampire Survivor?..................
00:35:05
DeeBo
Dude, I pulled a chair up. You know, I have a couch i have a couch set up in my in my place. But I literally found... I got a chair and I just pulled it and I was sitting in front of the TV like two feet away.
00:35:16
DeeBo
Just fucking zoned in. And I'm like...
00:35:18
Dick VanMeat
You play one-handed? You play one-handed?
00:35:20
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:35:20
DeeBo
Yeah...
00:35:22
Dick VanMeat
I mean, you you only play one-handed.
00:35:22
DeeBo
That's the beauty. That's the beauty of it, baby.
00:35:24
dirtycheeks
ah Okay.
00:35:24
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, no, but like, dude, just that.
00:35:26
dirtycheeks
Okay. Okay.
00:35:29
DeeBo
And I'm just like, I could be playing Cyberpunk. I could be playing any game, any game. Because I did, I did kind of, i ran through Jedi Fallen Order again, just randomly.
00:35:42
DeeBo
And now I started.
00:35:42
Dick VanMeat
The Souls-like? The Souls-like.
00:35:44
dirtycheeks
Hey, Devin, if it makes you feel any better, I'm i'm playing Dave the Diver again on my Steam Deck.
00:35:45
DeeBo
Yeah, little bit.
00:35:49
dirtycheeks
So...
00:35:50
DeeBo
Yeah. I don't know. I kind of wish actually no, it's it's pretty good that I don't have vampire survivors on my phone. I'd be.
00:35:59
dirtycheeks
i think bull I think...
00:35:59
Dick VanMeat
it doesn't It doesn't play that good on the phone, though, with the touchscreen.
00:36:01
dirtycheeks
It really doesn't. I think Bellatro is more the the sickness on the phone.
00:36:02
DeeBo
no
00:36:05
Dick VanMeat
Hmm...
00:36:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:36:05
Steve-O
That's that's the the phone addiction game.
00:36:08
dirtycheeks
Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:09
Steve-O
Right now, that the game that i has its claws completely in me is Claire Obscure. like
00:36:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:36:16
Steve-O
i thought...
00:36:16
DeeBo
you still You still chewing away?
00:36:18
Steve-O
I'm 42 hours in. i thought I was going to roll credits last night. And the game said, uh-uh. You're...
00:36:25
dirtycheeks
Ooh, we got something else for you, babe.
00:36:26
Dick VanMeat
Mm-mm. Nuh-uh-uh.
00:36:27
DeeBo
uh
00:36:28
Dick VanMeat
No, no, no.
00:36:28
Steve-O
I legitimately am...
00:36:31
dirtycheeks
Three titties.
00:36:32
Steve-O
I have cried in this game several times.
00:36:35
dirtycheeks
Oh, Jesus. Oh, I didn't know. Oh, my God. Really?
00:36:37
Steve-O
It is. you oh my God, dude. I don't know how to say it, but if this game is not game of the year, whatever game is, is has to be a masterpiece because this game is masterpiece status.
00:36:47
Dick VanMeat
What's coming out still? game GTA 6 isn't coming out.
00:36:49
Steve-O
Mario Kart world. just say
00:36:51
Dick VanMeat
That's not going to win game of the year.
00:36:52
Steve-O
Yeah, but I love Mario Kart.
00:36:52
DeeBo
I mean, you could could it could be an astrobot, right? It's like, yeah, it's just mechanics over <unk> emotions.
00:36:58
Steve-O
But like, it's just this, this game is just everything. It has everything. i'd like just listen to the soundtrack like in my free time.
00:37:05
Dick VanMeat
Split Fiction is going to win.
00:37:09
Dick VanMeat
Sorry Steve.
00:37:09
Steve-O
It is, i mean, um'm no no shade to split fiction, but the fact that I, and we have, we have things we're going to talk about where it's like, you know, games are kind of following suit in the $50 price tag because of Claire Obscure, in my opinion.
00:37:10
Dick VanMeat
Split Fiction is going to win.
00:37:16
Dick VanMeat
Oh wait. Metroid. Metroid comes out.
00:37:25
Dick VanMeat
You know what wasn't $50? Monster Hunter Wilds.
00:37:29
Steve-O
No, no, that was a full price game, but also I've played Monster Hunter Wilds.
00:37:29
Dick VanMeat
Just saying.
00:37:32
Dick VanMeat
People stop playing that game?
00:37:34
Steve-O
I think a lot of people fell off, but.
00:37:37
Dick VanMeat
Damn, Capcom's cooked?
00:37:37
DeeBo
You know what? Monster Hunter Wilds kind of felt like a Tears of the Kingdom where they're like, it came out, it was really good, but it never had same power.
00:37:45
Steve-O
I think it was just that like February, January, like slump.
00:37:45
Dick VanMeat
what is it Is this how is this has all how all the Monster Hunters are? I thought people are just or just silently obsessed with this game all the time.
00:37:52
DeeBo
Now, the first one, world World was like, yeah.
00:37:53
dirtycheeks
I kind of thought, to be honest, I kind of thought these games were like, this is the only game I play like for some people.
00:37:59
Steve-O
I definitely think it is, but I do think like it's a game where like the public plays it for a little bit, you know, they, they might run credits on it and then they drop off real hard.
00:38:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, that's it that's how it is. Yeah, that's how it is.
00:38:10
Steve-O
I think that's just what happens with like a lot of the people for mass monster hunter games.
00:38:17
dirtycheeks
There's a lot of stuff coming out, man. It's hard to...
00:38:19
Steve-O
There's a dude. I just I cannot say it enough. Like you have to play this game like this.
00:38:25
dirtycheeks
Thank you.
00:38:25
Steve-O
game This is one of those games where I'm like, God damn, the story, the visuals.
00:38:29
DeeBo
Dude, Steve's simping for a yeah ah turn-based RPG. Who would have thought?
00:38:34
Steve-O
I know, like literally it is everything you could want from it.
00:38:37
Dick VanMeat
But it's not it's not like 500 hours like Final Fantasy 7?
00:38:41
Steve-O
It might be. I thought I was going to run credits last night and then the game said, no, no, no, no. no Fuck you. Fuck you.
00:38:47
Dick VanMeat
Oh, if Final Fantasy 13'd you? You just did a 40-hour tutorial the whole time?
00:38:53
Steve-O
um I wouldn't say a tutorial, but like.
00:38:55
Dick VanMeat
I hope not.
00:38:57
DeeBo
Dude, I'll be honest.
00:38:57
dirtycheeks
a new section of the world just opened up.
00:38:58
DeeBo
I'll be honest. The last game that did that to me and it hit in a good way was The Witcher 3 where i was like, this is it. Like, this has to be the end of the game. And then it just kept going.
00:39:08
DeeBo
And I was like, oh, yeah.
00:39:10
dirtycheeks
I rarely, i rarely am happy that the game is continuing after I think it's ending.
00:39:16
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah. No, Chris, 100%.
00:39:18
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:39:19
Steve-O
This is one of those games where like once it did that, I was like, oh, I can like go and like try and find all those like secret super hard bosses and try to beat them.
00:39:28
Dick VanMeat
is it like yeah Is it like a Zelda thing where it's like you don't you know the game's going to end soon and you don't want it to? Like that kind of thing? Or ah you tried to finish it and they know and there and there was just more so there was just more stuff than you expected?
00:39:38
DeeBo
like narratively you thought it was put in somewhere and,
00:39:43
Steve-O
Both.
00:39:44
Dick VanMeat
Both? Okay.
00:39:45
Steve-O
Both it it is. um It does the thing very early on where it's like, OK, well, here's kind of like your hub world, like overworld, like when you're like kind of like in an airship and like the Final Fantasy games.
00:39:57
Steve-O
um But ah just in general, like the the the story, everything about this game screams triple A. And I am still shocked that this is a 30 man team that was like they found their writer on Reddit.
00:40:14
Steve-O
They found their musician on SoundCloud. And like all of it is just like way too good to be in existence.
00:40:20
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:40:22
Steve-O
So,
00:40:23
DeeBo
Yo, real quick shout out to, so I guess we'll talk about it eventually, but so this is 50 bucks, right?
00:40:24
Steve-O
Right.
00:40:31
Steve-O
Right.
00:40:33
DeeBo
ah The new mafia game coming out, they said this is at 50 bucks.
00:40:39
Steve-O
that's yeah that's what I was saying. I think because of this, you really can't.
00:40:40
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:40:40
dirtycheeks
An offer you can't refuse.
00:40:44
DeeBo
And yeah. Yeah.
00:40:45
Dick VanMeat
And Mario Kart World is $50 if you buy the bundle, if you buy the console bundle.
00:40:45
Steve-O
This game sold 2 million copies already.
00:40:47
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, you buy a $500 bundle, yeah.
00:40:50
Steve-O
If you buy the bundle...
00:40:54
DeeBo
and ah But also, like, slightly different, but the Gears of War remaster of a remake, $40.
00:41:01
Dick VanMeat
That's not really the same thing.
00:41:01
DeeBo
forty dollars Right, right. not in it But I'm just saying, like, I know we're in this weird spot with game prices, but this little sector right here, I'll stay here for a little bit longer, guys.
00:41:09
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:41:12
Dick VanMeat
That's what I'm saying. Like...
00:41:15
DeeBo
I'll stay here.
00:41:15
Dick VanMeat
Dude, what if, ah yeah, I'm just saying Rockstar can do the the funniest thing.
00:41:16
DeeBo
We're good with this.
00:41:19
DeeBo
fucking Christ could you imagine $20 my god
00:41:21
Dick VanMeat
They can say, fuck you, Nintendo. We're going to make the game $50 and we're still going to make the same amount of money that we projected because the game is going to be.
00:41:30
DeeBo
oh my god dude yeah yeah yeah some people you're too far gone right but but like yeah
00:41:31
Dick VanMeat
Could you imagine if they did that?
00:41:32
dirtycheeks
It's going to be an online powerhouse, too.
00:41:32
Dick VanMeat
nintenda Nintendo would be public enemy number one for the for the i mean for some people, not not for everybody in our Discord, at least. Those guys.
00:41:41
dirtycheeks
yeah
00:41:43
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, some people will ah some people will so people would die for Trump. And that's how some people are. and
00:41:49
DeeBo
they' They'll die for Doug Bowser, you know? But like, to be honest, it's just like, I really hope that people look at, yeah, Claire Obscure selling 2 million copies.
00:42:02
Dick VanMeat
Do we know how much Metroid Prime is going to be?
00:42:02
DeeBo
Because, you know, there's always there's always the saying, right? It's like, do you want to sell ah million copies of something at 50 bucks or do you want to sell 200,000? Yeah.
00:42:12
Dick VanMeat
A billion copies.
00:42:13
DeeBo
yeah
00:42:13
Steve-O
yeah like
00:42:13
DeeBo
Yeah, you well, you know, it's like, do you want to make, do you want to sell 10 of one thing for this much, or do you want to sell nothing?
00:42:15
Dick VanMeat
At 30 bucks.
00:42:20
Steve-O
would would mafia the what's it called mafia the old world would that would that game even have like dinged on anybody's like oh maybe I will check that out if it was like a $70 game
00:42:21
DeeBo
Right?
00:42:23
DeeBo
Old world, yeah.
00:42:32
DeeBo
I mean, depending, like, i was, yeah, i like, I had no reason to think it wasn't going be 70, and then...
00:42:34
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna lie. I wouldn't play that game if it was $10, to be honest. Like...
00:42:40
dirtycheeks
I agree with John here.
00:42:42
DeeBo
Dude. Dude, yo, I mean, listen, listen.
00:42:44
Dick VanMeat
It's fine.
00:42:44
DeeBo
Listen, let me tell you this right now.
00:42:45
Dick VanMeat
It's fine. It's fine.
00:42:46
DeeBo
Let me tell you this right now.
00:42:47
dirtycheeks
I got a cosplay as an Italian.
00:42:48
Dick VanMeat
I'm just saying.
00:42:49
dirtycheeks
um i do that every day of my life.
00:42:49
Dick VanMeat
I'll respect it.
00:42:50
DeeBo
understand that
00:42:50
Dick VanMeat
I'll respect it. um i'll I'll respect it.
00:42:52
DeeBo
Understandably, but but Mafia 1 and 2 are legit great games.
00:42:53
Dick VanMeat
I'll respect it. I'll respect it.
00:42:58
DeeBo
Like, legit. like Those are the games that like we you missed out on in the PS2 era, right?
00:43:04
dirtycheeks
Devin, it's not much
00:43:04
Steve-O
But this one, this one isn't an open world game like.
00:43:07
DeeBo
Now, Mafia 3, well, neither was the first two really. Like, you would drive around.
00:43:12
Steve-O
They'd like drive around sections.
00:43:14
DeeBo
Yeah, but you would go around, but you couldn't do it. It was just kind of, that was the backdrop, right? Like, that was...
00:43:19
Steve-O
This one, the the the guy said, like in the the trailer and stuff, ah the the director was like, this is a story based linear game like it is.
00:43:27
DeeBo
Yeah, dude, this is 10...
00:43:28
Steve-O
It is here to tell a story.
00:43:30
DeeBo
10 to 12 hours, dude? 50 bucks? Like, that's acceptable. And it looks really... Like, just visually. Like, it looks like a million bucks, right? It, like...
00:43:38
Steve-O
It does look good.
00:43:40
DeeBo
I don't know. Hey, if this is that weird feature where it's just like, this is how good graphics are. Like we'll sell this to you at 50 bucks and it looks like it will melt your, your fucking computer.
00:43:52
DeeBo
Like, cool dude. Sick. Like as long as the game.
00:43:54
Steve-O
Dude, i I don't know how Claire Obscure is $50 with how good it looks.
00:43:57
DeeBo
yeah
00:43:59
Steve-O
There are points in this game where I am caught gawking at like the distance.
00:44:02
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. A few weeks ago, I was like, wait, how long is it?
00:44:05
Dick VanMeat
You're giving that gawk, gawk, gawk.
00:44:06
DeeBo
And they're like 30 hours. And I was like,
00:44:08
Steve-O
the Yeah, 100%.
00:44:09
Dick VanMeat
Gawk, gawk.
00:44:11
dirtycheeks
is it Is it a Steam Deck Barified here?
00:44:11
Dick VanMeat
That's the kind gawk, gawk you're
00:44:14
Steve-O
ah Let me do a check, but I think...
00:44:16
Dick VanMeat
doing. It's playable. Yeah, I think the the thing that I read is that it's it's it's good on Steam Deck, and they are actually actively working on a patch to make it verified right now, so...
00:44:18
dirtycheeks
Playable?
00:44:20
Steve-O
Yeah, playable.
00:44:28
DeeBo
Like, yeah.
00:44:29
dirtycheeks
Well, there you go That man will be your Huckleberry, baby.
00:44:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:44:33
Steve-O
Yeah, like i I can't recommend this game enough. Another thing I have to recommend, of Chris, I know you will agree with me.
00:44:40
dirtycheeks
Oh, you're right.
00:44:41
Steve-O
um
00:44:41
dirtycheeks
You are correct.
00:44:42
Steve-O
iy
00:44:43
dirtycheeks
So they finally
00:44:43
Steve-O
I really liked this episode of The Last of Us, but I don't think it was the best thing on HBO this week.
00:44:49
dirtycheeks
revealed...
00:44:52
dirtycheeks
you right
00:44:53
Steve-O
The most recent episode of the rehearsal episode. might have been some of the ah strangest but best TV I have ever seen.
00:45:03
dirtycheeks
they finally reveal That thing in the trailer with the guy on stilts. And i I couldn't have loved it more. a Him gagging on the fucking milk.
00:45:13
DeeBo
wait Okay, I have one question.
00:45:16
dirtycheeks
and
00:45:16
DeeBo
i have one question.
00:45:17
Steve-O
Yeah. yeah
00:45:18
DeeBo
Is this season all related? Is it all based around the airplane? Or is that just one episode?
00:45:23
Steve-O
Yes.
00:45:24
DeeBo
Okay.
00:45:24
Steve-O
that that is That is his thesis.
00:45:24
dirtycheeks
what
00:45:25
DeeBo
ah Season one wasn't, right? Season one was like a bunch of different things, wasn't it?
00:45:26
dirtycheeks
So... This episode starts... This episode starts with... A woman own owns a dog and she gets the dog cloned.
00:45:37
dirtycheeks
Like you can do that now.
00:45:38
Steve-O
Yeah, the dog passed away and she got a clone.
00:45:42
dirtycheeks
She got cloned and she went to Nathan and she's like, well, he's not really acting at all like Hercules used to act. Like he, i used to have like diabetic shock and be on the comb like on the on the couch, like freaking out. And he would like jump on my chest to see if I was okay. And and these other dogs, they don't and don't do that.
00:46:02
dirtycheeks
Like they don't, So Nathan gets in its head that the dog needs to be brought up in the same environment that it was brought up when they first got Hercules.
00:46:10
Steve-O
Right. It's like nature versus nurture. Like, you know, you can have the same DNA, but your environment that you were raised in was different.
00:46:13
dirtycheeks
Right.
00:46:19
Steve-O
So you aren't the same.
00:46:22
dirtycheeks
So that gets applied to that gets applied to Sully. The pilot, Sully Sullenberger, landed plane in the Hudson.
00:46:29
Steve-O
Sullenberger. Sully Sullenberger.
00:46:32
DeeBo
Oh, my God.
00:46:36
dirtycheeks
and then he attempts to recreate Sully's entire life with him as Sully. From birth to adulthood when he lands the plane in the Hudson.
00:46:51
dirtycheeks
here
00:46:52
DeeBo
Gordon.
00:46:53
dirtycheeks
So he acts like a little baby and he's got like, he built a room. That's way bigger. Like everything is bigger the room. So he's in a crib and he's in a diaper and the crib is huge.
00:47:06
dirtycheeks
So he's like, there's a puppet woman who's his mother and he's feeding from her nipple.
00:47:08
Steve-O
There's a giant puppet woman.
00:47:15
dirtycheeks
And the rev throughout the whole thing, he's like, I know what you're thinking.
00:47:15
Steve-O
Changes his diaper.
00:47:20
dirtycheeks
This might be overboard, but you have to understand I had to become Sully. He's just constantly like explaining himself for everything that he's doing.
00:47:26
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:47:32
dirtycheeks
Like he's ashamed of it, which is it's, it's everything. It's the funniest thing that I'm watching right now. Hands down.
00:47:41
Steve-O
it was It was absolute. like Again, this is a show that I never know what it's going to be each week.
00:47:50
dirtycheeks
Exactly.
00:47:50
Steve-O
And to think I would... Dude, the when he's sucking that nipple and he's just pouring milk into his mouth, he's like, he's like, he fuck!
00:47:56
dirtycheeks
And he's dagging. Fuck!
00:47:59
Steve-O
He goes, fuck!
00:47:59
dirtycheeks
Fuck!
00:48:02
dirtycheeks
And then that scene where he's in the and the cockpit with his girlfriend. And he he read in Sully's book that Sully got like kind of aroused when he flew for the first time.
00:48:16
dirtycheeks
So he recreates that by masturbating inside of a cockpit.
00:48:20
DeeBo
Oh, God, this too weird.
00:48:21
dirtycheeks
and No, but he doesn't show it. like He's like, I asked the crew to leave. It's so funny
00:48:26
Steve-O
Yeah, everybody has to step out. The actress that he's doing the scene with is replaced with like an animatronic, like real doll.
00:48:37
dirtycheeks
to me.
00:48:37
DeeBo
I hate the
00:48:40
Steve-O
And he any he he he he he says he's training himself to mined over like his erection and make sure that like flying the plane was the number one priority over his own needs.
00:48:56
dirtycheeks
Now he did purport, and I agree, that Sully was pretty, like, he he didn't know how to express his emotions very well in the book.
00:49:05
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:49:05
dirtycheeks
Like, he kind of like laughed things off until he got an iPod and he started listening to music.
00:49:05
Steve-O
Dude.
00:49:11
Steve-O
dude
00:49:14
dirtycheeks
And Nathan purports, he assumes, that the only reason that he landed in the Hudson safely was that he was listening to Effinescence, the band. Yeah.
00:49:25
DeeBo
Oh, because I i where i saw a clip where he's like singing the the words.
00:49:30
dirtycheeks
yeah So he he recreates the crash, but he says that there's a 23 second pause on the black box. And that's exactly how long the chorus song, the chorus of that effinescence songs, you know, wake me up.
00:49:45
dirtycheeks
That's exactly how long the chorus is. So he listened to that before he landed in the Hudson.
00:49:51
Steve-O
They did find his iPod in the wreckage.
00:49:57
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that's it.
00:49:59
DeeBo
Yeah, it's... ah it's i I watched season one a little bit, and I was like, this is very good, but it's it's a it's a hard show to binge, I think.
00:50:10
Steve-O
I think ah the second season of this is so much better than the first.
00:50:10
dirtycheeks
it's Yeah, it is. You're kind of right
00:50:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:50:14
Steve-O
I really like the first, but this one is like, I don't know.
00:50:15
dirtycheeks
of right.
00:50:18
Steve-O
I've just been like hooked on every episode.
00:50:20
dirtycheeks
Yeah. I love the first episode of the show. like I think that is really sets the tone.
00:50:24
Steve-O
um
00:50:26
DeeBo
Yeah, that that episode is crazy. crazy And very good.
00:50:29
dirtycheeks
And it
00:50:30
DeeBo
But yeah, it's like the last thing I want to do is really let's watch another one. Right. It's like, I don't know. Some shows you just can't really binge. I don't think.
00:50:40
Steve-O
My mom hates Nathan Fielder because I tried to watch Nathan for you a lot back in the day and my mom was just like, oh, I just don't get it.
00:50:43
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:50:44
Dick VanMeat
Mm-hmm.
00:50:44
dirtycheeks
Yeah. I love.
00:50:46
DeeBo
know
00:50:49
Steve-O
He's so annoying.
00:50:50
DeeBo
I feel like Jenny would hate him.
00:50:52
Steve-O
She loves the second season stuff, though.
00:50:55
DeeBo
Okay.
00:50:55
Steve-O
Like.
00:50:56
DeeBo
i don't I just feel like if I'm watching this, Jenny would be like, i i hate this so much. It's just the vibe I'm getting.
00:51:02
dirtycheeks
It's, it's definitely, I mean, he's playing a character.
00:51:06
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:51:07
dirtycheeks
on the show. It's not like he's not being himself. He's being like kind of this weird, conceited control freak, like in every aspect.
00:51:11
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:51:18
dirtycheeks
And if you kind of clue in on that and it informs everything that he does on the show, like this character is just, he's just doesn't know, doesn't understand people like being a human and having human emotions.
00:51:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:51:32
Steve-O
I love him getting jealous with the other like reviewer for the second episode.
00:51:36
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
00:51:37
Steve-O
That one was good, but.
00:51:39
dirtycheeks
And it's like, you know, and I know that Nathan Fielder probably used to reject people like he did at the end of that episode. Like, that's probably who he really truly is.
00:51:46
Steve-O
Right.
00:51:50
dirtycheeks
But the character that he's creating is so, he's just like, he's very passively toxic.
00:51:56
Steve-O
Yes, like he is so self-obsessed and thinks that he can do anything, ah but doesn't really like have those qualities.
00:52:03
dirtycheeks
Right.
00:52:07
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's a strange it's a strange bird, but I love it. I think it's lovely. It's so funny.
00:52:16
Steve-O
Yeah, it has been must-see TV for me every week.
00:52:20
dirtycheeks
I have been, I'm like excited for for Last of Us, but I really am excited for Russell.
00:52:24
DeeBo
like this is what I'm truly here for
00:52:27
Dick VanMeat
Mm-hmm.
00:52:27
dirtycheeks
That shit boggles my mind.
00:52:27
Steve-O
I watched, I watched a new show um or newer show, I should say on Netflix.
00:52:34
Steve-O
I watched the first two and I would say, I would say two and a half episodes of it's called the four seasons and it stars Steve Carell, Tina Fey.
00:52:44
DeeBo
I saw a trailer for this yeah
00:52:44
dirtycheeks
The Tina Fey, Steve Carell. Yeah.
00:52:47
Steve-O
um You know, My mom really wanted to see it because, you know, Steve Carell loves The Office, loves 30 Rock. And, ah you know, we started watching it and it ended up being kind of like a, um you know, those like vacation movies where it's like.
00:53:06
Steve-O
It's just the celebrity's excuse to.
00:53:06
DeeBo
with the Adam Sandler ones.
00:53:08
Steve-O
Yeah, it it kind of is. It feels more like that. um But a lot of the comedy is more like, oh, like we're we're a bunch of couples on an outing together.
00:53:20
Steve-O
And ah here's some cringe stuff. Yeah.
00:53:24
dirtycheeks
I'm trying to think of that one movie. It's from the eighties. It's where all the couples get together. Cause their friend passed away. It's like the Brat Pack with like John Hurt. Fucking what is the ice storm?
00:53:38
dirtycheeks
Is that what it's called? Anyway, i got, whenever I watch the trailer for the show, I see that. And I'm like, i don't want to watch this.
00:53:45
Steve-O
yeah
00:53:46
dirtycheeks
At least like it seems real, like low effort, the kind of like softball comedy.
00:53:52
Steve-O
yeah It's not, I wouldn't even describe it as comedy.
00:53:52
dirtycheeks
Shit.
00:53:55
Steve-O
It has all these like great comic minds and like great comedians. And they're just like, um... They're really just kind of soft serving it. And it's just kind of like they're putting each other in like really awkward, like premises, like um in the one episode. And the whole framing of the story is like they keep meeting up every few seasons to go on like little vacations together.
00:54:19
Steve-O
So like there's like gaps of time between them. um And in the one he's like, yeah, you know, I'm thinking like Steve Carell's character is like, I think I'm going to divorce my wife.
00:54:34
Steve-O
And everybody's like, oh, like he tells them that in private. And then like, you know, they're doing something and his wife is like, hey, can you run to that bagel place in town? And and he's like, that's like two hours away.
00:54:47
Steve-O
And she's like, yeah, I know, but they're like the best bagels. And he's like, all right, I'll do it. And so like while he's out, she starts setting up like the um like, a you know, when you get like remarried, I forget what it's called. but
00:55:01
dirtycheeks
Oh, renewing your vowels.
00:55:02
Dick VanMeat
renewing your vowels
00:55:02
Steve-O
Yeah, she starts setting up this like huge like vow renewal thing while like everybody's there and they're all like, oh, God, like.
00:55:12
dirtycheeks
I see.
00:55:13
Steve-O
And so like that's kind of like the premises of like the second episode. And like I kind of wish wish it was a little bit more silly, but a lot of it you're just kind of like sitting there in dread.
00:55:18
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:55:24
Steve-O
You're like, oh, this feels more like it's not like the office kind of cringe. It's more of just like the like. oh, I don't want to watch this because it just I know how awful this is going to be.
00:55:37
Steve-O
So I kind of tapped out after the the third episode.
00:55:38
dirtycheeks
it reminded me of the big chill that's what I was thinking of and it just seemed like it's a bunch of old college friends that get together and talk about their lives and I'm like I don't I had no interest in that I don't know like it's not it's not really compelling you know when I when I when I watched the trailer and I always see it on Netflix and I'm like I like all these people
00:55:43
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:55:55
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:56:07
dirtycheeks
do think Coleman Domingo is a little bit of an overactor, though. miss That's me. I don't know. I don't know about everybody else, but yeah I think he overacts a bit. But I like our you know Steve Carell. I like Tina Fey. Yeah, I don't know.
00:56:23
dirtycheeks
Didn't seem interesting.
00:56:24
Steve-O
wasn't Wasn't doing anything for me, so you know I don't think I could recommend it
00:56:31
dirtycheeks
trying to think if I...
00:56:31
DeeBo
You said, mom, this show sucks.
00:56:33
Steve-O
No, she said that to me because like she wanted to watch that.
00:56:35
DeeBo
Oh, no, she didn't.
00:56:37
Steve-O
She wanted to watch that today for Mother's Day. And I said, all right, i'll watch that show with you today. And by the third episode, like we got we got two episodes in and I said, you want to keep going?
00:56:49
Steve-O
She's like, oh, if you want to. And I go, I could go either way.
00:56:52
dirtycheeks
i
00:56:54
Steve-O
And she was like.
00:56:54
dirtycheeks
I assume nobody here is watching everybody's live.
00:56:59
Steve-O
What's that?
00:57:00
Dick VanMeat
uh
00:57:00
DeeBo
I only watch the monologues because I can only assume that's
00:57:00
dirtycheeks
Oh, okay. Okay.
00:57:05
DeeBo
the good part of the show.
00:57:07
dirtycheeks
It's very hit or miss. So it's John Mulaney's live show on Netflix.
00:57:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:57:12
dirtycheeks
He's, you know, it's been going on about, six, seven episodes deep. Um, and it's live. And so the show is super loose and it's basic. It's like a late night talk show, but they take calls and it's basically each episode they bring celebrities on and there's like a topic.
00:57:34
dirtycheeks
And I think the most recent topic was the real ID. Like everybody's got to get a real ID and they just, they don't talk about like, they don't, They don't talk about any movies they're in or any comedy.
00:57:45
dirtycheeks
They just talk about like, did you get your real ID yet?
00:57:49
DeeBo
why
00:57:51
dirtycheeks
what it's like getting a passport and like, it's just comedians and like, and then they bring on like a real like expert. Like they brought on someone from AAA, like a spokesperson to kind of like field quite well, a field questions like about it.
00:58:06
DeeBo
Sell you on it?
00:58:10
dirtycheeks
and if the comedians were like going on a roll because some of them were like, this is fucking bullshit. Like why we have to get another ID? This is from government bull or shit. It's like against the poor.
00:58:20
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:58:21
dirtycheeks
And she's gotta be like, well, then no, no, no, no. And like kind of, it's a mess. I, to be honest with you. Um, and then they field calls and the calls have to do with that. Like one was, um, uh, they, they each, each episode's a different topic and it's always mundane.
00:58:39
dirtycheeks
um But John Mulaney always asks the callers what car they drive. That's his last question. I don't know why That's just what he does.
00:58:50
dirtycheeks
And then he'll bring on like a musical guest. like He had Randy Newman on one at one night. and That was actually really great. like Randy Newman's old as fuck, but he's still so pretty good.
00:59:02
dirtycheeks
you know and they yeah They bring on a lot of like weird
00:59:02
DeeBo
yeah
00:59:07
dirtycheeks
alt-rock, punk bands. Yeah, it's it's a late-night show with no structure. None.
00:59:17
DeeBo
I mean, he did have him.
00:59:18
dirtycheeks
Whatsoever.
00:59:19
DeeBo
Chris, did you see the monologue he had about the fucking band? I can't remember the band he was trying to get. It was like some hip hop band.
00:59:30
DeeBo
And he's like, I don't need.
00:59:31
dirtycheeks
He was trying to get boom it was Bone
00:59:33
DeeBo
Yeah, Bone Thugs and Harmony? Yeah.
00:59:35
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:59:36
DeeBo
Very funny story. Because he just talks about...
00:59:38
dirtycheeks
And they didn't show up or something.
00:59:40
DeeBo
Yeah, and he's like, the the manager i was talking to, I don't think was the man the real manager of Bone Thugs and Harmony. He's like, I'll be honest, if that guy showed up and asked for more money the day of, he would have gotten it.
00:59:52
DeeBo
Because they were hardballing him.
00:59:55
dirtycheeks
It's, it's very, it's a very strange show.
00:59:55
DeeBo
He's like, dude.
00:59:58
dirtycheeks
He's funny as fuck though.
00:59:59
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:59:59
dirtycheeks
Like the monologues are great.
01:00:01
DeeBo
You know what I think is interesting, though? It's like John Mulaney is one of those comedians who I always feel like has like a razor sharp like hour. Like he really nails it.
01:00:10
dirtycheeks
Yeah,
01:00:12
DeeBo
So to see him kind of doing things that he hasn't, you know, just completely like honed into like a fine edge and he's just kind of riffing a little bit.
01:00:26
dirtycheeks
yeah definitely.
01:00:27
DeeBo
It's kind of interesting because that's not like the type of comedy that I really associate with John Mulaney.
01:00:33
dirtycheeks
It's easy.
01:00:33
DeeBo
John Mulaney is like, i am prepared. This is my shit. It's funny. It's set this way and let's go.
01:00:37
dirtycheeks
Well, he's kind of ruthless and sarcastic with a lot of the guests, which I like.
01:00:41
DeeBo
Yeah, well, good.
01:00:41
dirtycheeks
It's just as funny as fuck.
01:00:41
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, I've never, I've never, like, actually gave it, like ah like, a whole episode sit-down. It just kind of comes on my my feed, and I just kind of listen to it when I do random shit.
01:00:50
dirtycheeks
Well, in in the most recent episode, he said that on the last episode of the season, he's going to fight two 13-year-old boys.
01:01:00
DeeBo
ah Okay. Yeah, why not?
01:01:01
dirtycheeks
And he thinks he's going to be able to beat them.
01:01:02
DeeBo
Fuck it.
01:01:02
dirtycheeks
Like, that's what's his He's had a running bet with his writers that he can beat up two 13-year-old boys. And they're going to fight. And he introduced the first boy. And he's going to fight the first dude.
01:01:15
dirtycheeks
And, yeah.
01:01:15
DeeBo
Does he have a shot, Chris? Do you think he has a shot?
01:01:18
dirtycheeks
He's going to get his ass kicked.
01:01:19
DeeBo
Dude, that's the thing.
01:01:20
dirtycheeks
Which is...
01:01:21
DeeBo
John Mulaney is not an intimidating person.
01:01:24
dirtycheeks
No, not at all.
01:01:24
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:01:25
DeeBo
Love him. Love him as a comic. But, yeah.
01:01:29
dirtycheeks
yeah Yeah, so that's what you're getting into.
Final Destination and Viral Marketing
01:01:31
dirtycheeks
It's not bad. It's not good. It's very much mid, but i I'm watching it because, you know, Bill Hader comes on there.
01:01:41
dirtycheeks
They had...
01:01:41
DeeBo
You're watching because you're just waiting for for the new the fucking Final Destination.
01:01:42
dirtycheeks
I'm
01:01:48
DeeBo
You're like, what else am I going to do?
01:01:50
dirtycheeks
i'm biding my time.
01:01:52
DeeBo
Biding your time until Final Destination Bloodlines.
01:01:52
dirtycheeks
Is that what you're saying? All I do some days, all I do is just twiddle my thumbs in my living room and just stare at the final destination five poster that I bought.
01:02:03
Steve-O
you just have every final destination movie poster like just down a wall
01:02:07
DeeBo
I mean, it's really it's really good, dude.
01:02:09
dirtycheeks
Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing about it?
01:02:10
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:02:12
Steve-O
want to eat i'm laughing because i'm just you know i i love when you have joy in your life
01:02:14
DeeBo
Why being such a piece of shit, Steve?
01:02:15
dirtycheeks
It's important to me. ah Yeah, it's, Staring at those posters, it just, it was a big smile that comes on my face, you know? Thinking about that log truck.
01:02:27
Steve-O
That log truck, man.
01:02:27
dirtycheeks
It's all I do. Some days it's just all I think about.
01:02:29
Dick VanMeat
Hmm.
01:02:30
dirtycheeks
just log trucks.
01:02:31
Steve-O
Somebody was like, long trucks wouldn't actually do that. They would just roll off harmless lay to the side. And I said, fuck you.
01:02:40
dirtycheeks
I put my finger on their lips when they then they start talking about that.
01:02:43
DeeBo
Actually, I'll be honest.
01:02:43
dirtycheeks
I'm like,
01:02:44
DeeBo
Did you see the viral marketing that they're doing? It's literally a semi truck with like a prop bunch of fake logs on top of it. And it's the big posters called Final Destination.
01:02:56
Steve-O
ah
01:02:56
DeeBo
And I'm like, man, if you were driving on the highway and you were behind that.
01:02:56
Steve-O
Oh.
01:02:57
Dick VanMeat
Hmm.
01:03:01
DeeBo
We all know.
01:03:01
dirtycheeks
it would be cool if they're like on like some sort of springs where they like pop out and then they no no no
01:03:05
DeeBo
Wait, let me let me see. if the whole And they actually fall in chaos.
01:03:10
Steve-O
We're making the movie now.
01:03:14
DeeBo
wait, hold on. Uh, that comes out this week.
01:03:16
dirtycheeks
when does that come out then really i want to see that I'm in I'm not I'm not kidding
01:03:20
Steve-O
wow
01:03:20
DeeBo
Yeah. See? Yeah. That's what I mean. but The long wait is over, Chris.
01:03:27
dirtycheeks
I've seen every one of those movies. I gotta continue the fight here.
01:03:31
DeeBo
Yeah. Wait, viral mark. Yeah. I don't marketing.
01:03:34
dirtycheeks
ah saw the Saul movies when they came out recently. They were both balls. I don't care.
01:03:41
DeeBo
Yeah, no, that last one was... But it was funny. It was endearing because it was just him getting tricked. Oh, they got one over on me.
01:03:48
dirtycheeks
a fucking idiot.
01:03:50
Steve-O
God damn it.
01:03:50
dirtycheeks
He's been an idiot the whole time.
01:03:52
Steve-O
um I'm so fucking dumb.
01:03:54
DeeBo
So fucking stupid.
01:03:54
dirtycheeks
and the His victims are probably just bigger idiots.
01:03:55
DeeBo
ah
01:03:59
DeeBo
Yeah, well, let's do it.
01:04:00
dirtycheeks
That's what it made me think. Because, you know, it's all it's the Wahlberg, right? I see him in one of the movies. I'm like, that guy is definitely a moron.
01:04:07
DeeBo
Oh, there, I thought you meant...
01:04:09
dirtycheeks
I get why John was able to get him.
01:04:09
DeeBo
What's his name?
01:04:09
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:04:12
dirtycheeks
You know?
01:04:12
Steve-O
He's not hard to trick.
01:04:13
dirtycheeks
No. john That's John's perfect. That's his overall. That's his area of expertise. Morons. Dummies. Because he is one.
01:04:24
dirtycheeks
Because he's got brain cut open by con artists.
01:04:24
Steve-O
Fools.
01:04:28
DeeBo
Yeah, like a big old goof.
01:04:31
Steve-O
Aw, man, I got tricked and now I have no brain. Ugh,
01:04:34
dirtycheeks
And Steve's making a bunch of jokes because it happened to him.
01:04:38
Steve-O
I'm gonna kill people. What? I have to make sure that they have a way to not be killed? And i have them solve puzzles and games? Okay, I guess I have to do that.
01:04:48
dirtycheeks
Obvious conclusion to that. and but That's why I would think
01:04:55
dirtycheeks
And thank...
01:04:55
Steve-O
They should do a collab.
01:04:56
Steve-O
Final Destination and Saw.
01:04:58
DeeBo
I like how you said that word.
01:05:00
Steve-O
What, collab?
01:05:00
DeeBo
collab.
01:05:00
dirtycheeks
Co-lab.
01:05:01
Dick VanMeat
Colab Colab
01:05:01
dirtycheeks
Co-lab.
01:05:01
DeeBo
You do a collab.
01:05:03
dirtycheeks
Bringing in the co-lab.
01:05:04
Dick VanMeat
callab
01:05:04
Steve-O
A collaborative effort.
01:05:06
dirtycheeks
There you go.
01:05:06
Steve-O
um But, ah you know, anybody who survives the Saw trial gets haunted by the Final Destination death demon.
01:05:15
dirtycheeks
and then he puts the death demon in one of his traps.
01:05:15
DeeBo
That sucks.
01:05:18
DeeBo
you know Yeah, could Tobin Bell, could he outthink death?
01:05:24
dirtycheeks
He just re...
01:05:25
Steve-O
Yeah, Death's trying to kill him because he's sick.
01:05:25
DeeBo
and hey I hate that I'd watch that fucking that movie.
01:05:28
dirtycheeks
what I would watch it too. Like, it's breaking all of his, like, is his games and puzzles, but they're just reassembling themselves because he knows.
01:05:38
Steve-O
Dude, that's just Home Alone, but with like...
01:05:43
dirtycheeks
Yeah, well. It'll work then. It'll work again.
01:05:47
Steve-O
Put a bunch of micro-machines on the floor.
01:05:49
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I mean, he's always got to be like throwing traps at this death demon because it's constantly breaking them all the time. And probably victims.
01:05:58
Steve-O
Do you give up or are you thirsty for more?
01:06:04
dirtycheeks
And it'd be John Kramer as a child. This would be the young Kramer, little Kramer series of the Salt movies.
01:06:11
Steve-O
Little Jigsaw.
01:06:11
DeeBo
Well, his parents, his parents got a nasty divorce. And then,
01:06:15
dirtycheeks
Because his dad wouldn't stop building traps in the house.
01:06:17
Dick VanMeat
No, I was
01:06:18
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:06:18
DeeBo
uh, his dad, Dustin Hoffman.
01:06:22
dirtycheeks
God damn it, another bear. His mom's like, God damn it, another bear trap.
01:06:24
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:06:26
DeeBo
i'm always stepping on these.
01:06:27
dirtycheeks
I'm like. We
01:06:31
dirtycheeks
got a whole series. Another 10 movies right there. Easy.
01:06:37
DeeBo
Oh, man. don't know. But, uh, yeah, wait, let me, let me pull up the old, Because I got really bored one day and I was just looking up movies that are coming out.
01:06:42
Dick VanMeat
no
01:06:46
DeeBo
And I wrote them all down like a psychopath. But, John, what were you going to say? Cut
01:06:51
Dick VanMeat
Superman. Yeah, I mean, there's there's a bunch.
01:06:54
dirtycheeks
Friendship.
01:06:54
Steve-O
Superman.
01:06:54
DeeBo
me off. No, we got...
01:06:55
dirtycheeks
Friendship.
01:06:55
DeeBo
out so So, Friendship, technically, limited screenings came out on the 9th. I...
01:07:01
dirtycheeks
I think it comes out on the 23rd.
01:07:01
DeeBo
i
01:07:03
dirtycheeks
just looked that up, actually.
01:07:03
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, I think it'll like come to us around next week or the 23rd.
01:07:05
dirtycheeks
Like, full release.
01:07:08
DeeBo
But this week we got Final Destination. Week after, we got a double stack Lilo and Stitch, Mission Impossible.
01:07:17
dirtycheeks
Mission Impostles next week.
01:07:18
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:07:19
Dick VanMeat
Shit.
01:07:19
DeeBo
Well, on the 523. Yeah. I think saw Friendship
01:07:23
dirtycheeks
Oh, Friendship's coming out on the same day as Mission Impossible?
01:07:23
Dick VanMeat
but
01:07:26
Dick VanMeat
God
01:07:26
DeeBo
early as the somewhere. i think i saw friendship as early as the fifteen somewhere
01:07:33
dirtycheeks
Okay.
01:07:33
DeeBo
But we'll see. We'll see. ah But Bring Her Back is the 30th, which is the the Talk To Me Guys.
01:07:37
dirtycheeks
Damn, girl.
01:07:40
dirtycheeks
Yeah, Philippou. Philippou bros.
01:07:43
DeeBo
the The Wes Anderson movie.
01:07:46
dirtycheeks
Yeah, yeah.
01:07:46
DeeBo
Right? The Venetian Scheme. That's the 30th.
01:07:49
dirtycheeks
Phoenician Scheme. Damn. Damn.
01:07:52
Dick VanMeat
damn
01:07:52
dirtycheeks
Pause, Devin.
01:07:52
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:07:53
Dick VanMeat
z
01:07:53
dirtycheeks
Pause.
01:07:54
DeeBo
you Dude, dude. May's hot. May's scalding. There's also a Fear Street movie and coming out on Netflix this month.
01:08:00
Dick VanMeat
Pause.
01:08:00
dirtycheeks
Pause, Devin.
01:08:02
DeeBo
and
01:08:02
Dick VanMeat
Pause.
01:08:05
DeeBo
And then, ah you know, a little soft, little soft.
01:08:09
dirtycheeks
Oh. Keep going.
01:08:11
DeeBo
John Wick ballerina, Life of Chuck, which I don't know any.
01:08:14
dirtycheeks
That are good things, man.
01:08:14
DeeBo
I've seen that trailer. I don't know.
01:08:16
dirtycheeks
Are good
01:08:17
DeeBo
Who is Chuck, though? I'm like, who is it? Is this like a Forrest Gump situation where it's just like.
01:08:21
dirtycheeks
It is a Stephen King book that has some supernatural elements about the end of a man's life.
01:08:23
DeeBo
OK.
01:08:28
DeeBo
OK.
01:08:28
dirtycheeks
It's like a heartwarming...
01:08:29
DeeBo
All
01:08:29
dirtycheeks
Yeah, Far Scum's good comparison. It's like a heartwarming comedy, dark...
01:08:32
DeeBo
right. So we got that. They've got How to Train Your Dragon. We got 28 Years Later on the 20th.
01:08:40
dirtycheeks
Oh, shit. Pause, don't worry.
01:08:42
Dick VanMeat
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
01:08:43
DeeBo
Pause. And then you got that Pixar movie that doesn't nobody seems to be interested in, but it doesn't look terrible.
01:08:48
Dick VanMeat
okay. I mean, I'm gonna i'm gonna watch that.
01:08:49
Steve-O
is that Is that the B-list one? is that the one?
01:08:51
Dick VanMeat
Elio.
01:08:51
DeeBo
that's That's the one named after a pizza slice. ah Elio or Elio.
01:08:55
dirtycheeks
Oh, Elias.
01:08:55
Steve-O
you They always do like the mainstream one and then they do like the off-kilter one.
01:08:56
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:09:01
Dick VanMeat
And then we got the we got the Sinner's re-release in IMAX, too, right?
01:09:01
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:09:04
DeeBo
Yeah, synergy release in IMAX is really important.
01:09:04
dirtycheeks
Oh, Megan 2.0.
01:09:07
DeeBo
ah On the 27th, we got June.
01:09:09
Dick VanMeat
Fairly important.
01:09:10
DeeBo
We got F1 and Megan 2.0, same day.
01:09:12
Dick VanMeat
Why are we talking about this, Evan?
01:09:13
dirtycheeks
oh me it two pointo
01:09:15
DeeBo
Why are talking about F1?
01:09:17
Dick VanMeat
No, why are we talking about movies?
01:09:17
DeeBo
There's movies. You guys were asking me about it. That's all.
01:09:20
Dick VanMeat
GTA 6 got delayed, and then they shatter-draft a trailer that we should be talking about, not fucking, oh, we got
01:09:23
DeeBo
GTA 6 not coming out this year.
01:09:30
DeeBo
John, remember when I said, John, do you have anything to say? And you were like, ah okay
01:09:34
Dick VanMeat
i wanted to I wanted to see what you had to say, and it did not interest me at all.
01:09:38
DeeBo
okay.
01:09:39
Steve-O
See, he was setting you up, Devin, and you failed.
01:09:39
dirtycheeks
ah you
01:09:40
DeeBo
All that's what yeah god i would i So I went to set John up, who then went to set me up.
01:09:46
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, yeah.
01:09:47
DeeBo
And then I just continued talking about the thing that we were talking about.
01:09:48
dirtycheeks
So you, correct me if I'm wrong, John, correct me if I'm wrong.
01:09:49
Dick VanMeat
it's like It's like...
01:09:51
dirtycheeks
You want to talk about Grand Theft Ass 6?
01:09:51
Dick VanMeat
It's like... It's like NBA Jam where you keep throwing the alley-oop up, but you keep throwing the alley-oop and nobody ever dunks it.
01:09:55
Steve-O
Those booties.
01:09:59
DeeBo
feel like we've been doing this too long for that to actually ever happen.
01:10:02
dirtycheeks
You want to talk about Butte? You want to talk about Butte?
01:10:04
Steve-O
Let's talk about butt trailer.
01:10:06
Dick VanMeat
There is buts. Yeah. Well, let's talk about what was but, which was that they delayed it to next year.
01:10:11
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah. Of course.
01:10:12
Steve-O
What's butt and then what's butt?
01:10:13
Dick VanMeat
That was pretty but.
01:10:15
dirtycheeks
what No, what's butt and what's ass?
01:10:15
Dick VanMeat
And then what...
01:10:17
Steve-O
Ooh.
01:10:18
Dick VanMeat
That was pretty ass.
01:10:19
Steve-O
So you're saying ass is a positive like connotation.
01:10:19
dirtycheeks
come Yeah, I'm saying ass is good.
01:10:22
Dick VanMeat
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:10:23
dirtycheeks
Or booty.
01:10:23
Dick VanMeat
Oh, ass is, no, ass is bad. No, but I guess butt. We're talking about butt cheeks and, uh, I mean, I, yeah.
01:10:28
Steve-O
What's a positive word for butt? Like that hasn't been ruined by saying like, oh man, that's booty. je That's butt cheeks, man.
01:10:35
dirtycheeks
but Behind? Booty?
01:10:37
Dick VanMeat
That's anal.
01:10:37
dirtycheeks
No. Booty hole? who
01:10:41
dirtycheeks
No.
01:10:41
DeeBo
Booty hole.
01:10:43
Dick VanMeat
I don't know.
01:10:44
Steve-O
This all sounds negative.
01:10:44
dirtycheeks
Booty hole's
01:10:46
DeeBo
All well, speaking of butts, John's right. ah GTA hit us with an unfortunate delay. We were kind of expecting it, I think. but the we just Nobody was going to be surprised.
01:10:58
DeeBo
and Unfortunately, they said, hey, it's getting pushed out.
01:11:00
Dick VanMeat
I mean, I was like, dude, they they got delayed. Because they haven't released any information in over a year since the first trailer dropped.
01:11:02
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:11:07
DeeBo
Yeah, you know, it was like...
01:11:08
Dick VanMeat
And all all it was was people just fucking hanging on to the fucking earnings calls and shit and the the investor calls.
01:11:11
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:11:15
DeeBo
Yeah. So we were all kind of like, okay, what are you going to do? Right. But then they dropped trailer to probably the only thing we're going to get for the entire year.
GTA 6 Expectations and Rockstar's Approach
01:11:24
Dick VanMeat
For whole year, yeah.
01:11:24
DeeBo
So just hope you have it. But, um,
01:11:28
Dick VanMeat
They didn't show any gameplay either, which kind of sucks.
01:11:31
DeeBo
yeah, dude.
01:11:31
Dick VanMeat
But I mean, I guess not really, right? Because like...
01:11:34
DeeBo
Well, ah to be fair, Rockstar went out and said, this is a mix of gameplay and cutscenes. Like, it's in-engine, gameplay, and cutscenes.
01:11:43
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, and they it's on a base PS5, they said, too.
01:11:46
DeeBo
Yeah, which is okay. Still crazy, considering how insane this game looks. ah Yeah, so...
01:11:54
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, because like, was that was that was the trailer at 30 frames per second? I guess...
01:11:58
DeeBo
I think, like, i look yeah, it doesn't look like it's 60, I guess.
01:11:58
Dick VanMeat
Probably, right?
01:12:02
Dick VanMeat
Did you see if the fucking liquids moving around in the bar in the beer bottles?
01:12:02
DeeBo
And, like, I'll be honest.
01:12:07
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:12:07
Dick VanMeat
Like, come on, dude.
01:12:07
DeeBo
i don't is there Has there ever been... like Is GTA V... Can you even play GTA V in 60? Like on non-PC? Yeah. like on ah on a nonpc
01:12:15
Dick VanMeat
I don't know. Yeah, so that so that's what ah this is what I was talking to Steve about before you guys hopped on. um Like, what I was reading, this is when I was, like, because when they dropped that trailer, well I guess we'll get into the trailer a little bit, but
01:12:26
DeeBo
yeah
01:12:27
Dick VanMeat
When I dropped that trailer, I was like, oh, fuck. I need a Pro or I'm going to die. Right? So then I looked into it and, like, apparently Rockstar has this, like, this hard line every game but at launch is just get it out, you know, make it whatever we need it to be detail-wise.
01:12:47
DeeBo
Right.
01:12:47
Dick VanMeat
But, like, but it's got to run at 30 frames. And what I was reading was there's not going to be a PS5 Pro enhanced version of the game on the first day. Like, that's just not in the cards. Like, there's no way they would... Rockstar isn't gonna... Like, Sony couldn't offer them enough money to do that for their... to help them sell consoles, right?
01:13:12
Dick VanMeat
So it's like, what's gonna happen is the game's gonna come out on 30 frames, and then um the enhancements, I guess, you would get from PS5 Pro would just be like,
01:13:24
Dick VanMeat
resolution and like maybe ray tracing and that's it like shit that i don't really care about i only care about the frames like if they if they flat out said ps5 pro is going to run at 60 frames then i would probably i would probably go out and buy a ps5 pro now just because by then it's going to be impossible what to upscale it or whatever i don't
01:13:31
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, no, no. I think, yeah.
01:13:40
DeeBo
Yeah. Isn't the whole point of the the PSS VR or whatever? It's just like, thought I thought that was the case, but. Yeah.
01:13:49
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but I don't know if like it'll actually... Because that's the thing. is like the um Steve, what's the that setting on month on Monster Hunter where it upscales the the frame rate?
01:13:59
Steve-O
Oh.
01:14:04
Dick VanMeat
What the fuck is it called?
01:14:05
Steve-O
I know what you're talking about. I forget what it's like called off the top of my head, but.
01:14:09
Dick VanMeat
So what it does is like... it Frame Gen. So they have this thing called Frame Gen, right?
01:14:13
Steve-O
Yes.
01:14:15
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:14:15
Dick VanMeat
Where if your if your PC isn't powerful and enough, you can turn that setting on. and it will like replicate what it would look like in 60 frames.
01:14:24
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what PSSR is.
01:14:25
Dick VanMeat
right as are the That's the that' what the pisser does.
01:14:27
DeeBo
it's the same thing, yeah.
01:14:29
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, so so the the problem with that, why everybody tells you not to turn that on is because like that putting that on what would would have input delay, which is like the thing that I never, ever want in a game, is I don't want it to feel like how it feels like when I play
01:14:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:14:39
DeeBo
Hmm.
01:14:47
Dick VanMeat
a video game on my TV downstairs, right? Where it's like, i I can't even hit, I can't even hit a fucking, a fucking, um, bloater from three feet out because it just feels like I'm not, like, it's...
01:14:58
DeeBo
I remember, i think I was at your house and you were look at how bad this is. And you were, there was like a noticeable delay between like pulling the trigger.
01:15:06
Dick VanMeat
Uh, between me and pulling the trigger trigger, yeah, and like, it was like, i was showing you a destin Destiny or something, like, i was like, I can't hit anything on this just because I was used to
01:15:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:15:12
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:15:16
Dick VanMeat
I guess I was used to 60 hertz on ah on a fucking based baby monitor, and my TV is like not even 45 hertz or whatever, even though like the resolution is nice.
01:15:25
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:15:27
Dick VanMeat
So yeah, the Pissler thing might be cool. I don't know how much they... I don't know if it's going to be that... What's going to be game-changing on the PS5 Pro version is if you want to play it on 4K or 8K or whatever, right?
01:15:42
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:15:42
Dick VanMeat
like that's That's going to be the difference maker. like There's a lot of people... I'm not one of them personally, but like there's a, there's a mill millions of people out there that will, that want to play their games in, in 8k and in 4k. Right.
01:15:55
Dick VanMeat
Where I'm just like, I'm, I'm, I'm okay with two. What is it? 2k to 21 ADP or 1440 or whatever.
01:16:00
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. I'm okay with living on Earth.
01:16:03
dirtycheeks
I'm perfectly fine with NBA 2K.
01:16:03
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:16:04
DeeBo
We don't need to...
01:16:05
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. So what? Yeah. So like, I mean the, the other thing I could even think about is the loading times are probably going to be more sluggish on a, on a,
01:16:07
dirtycheeks
Perfectly fine.
01:16:15
Dick VanMeat
on a base PS5 as opposed to a Pro, which could that could be a game changer too.
01:16:18
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:22
Dick VanMeat
But is it 700?
01:16:23
DeeBo
But I mean, yeah, that could also just.
01:16:24
Dick VanMeat
seven hundred Is that worth $700 to me?
01:16:27
DeeBo
Yeah, no, no.
01:16:27
Dick VanMeat
I don't know.
01:16:29
DeeBo
It's just nice that I can.
01:16:29
dirtycheeks
I think if I was going to play GTA 6 online...
01:16:29
Dick VanMeat
um Is it worth sweating?
01:16:33
dirtycheeks
then I would probably want a pro. That's the only reason I would think to ever want that.
01:16:37
DeeBo
yeah My guess is PS GTA six online is probably going to be like day and day with PC.
01:16:42
Dick VanMeat
It's not going to be a year out, yeah.
01:16:44
DeeBo
I think it's like that.
01:16:44
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's going to year out, um I think.
01:16:47
DeeBo
My guest.
01:16:48
Steve-O
Now, what if the butts only jiggled with the pro?
01:16:48
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:16:52
DeeBo
John, you know what you need to do.
01:16:55
Dick VanMeat
don't know, dude.
01:16:55
dirtycheeks
It'd be a hard decision.
01:16:56
DeeBo
And John, what if the tariffs know this and then they go, ah but Jiggle confirmed.
01:17:02
Dick VanMeat
Dude, this is the thing.
01:17:02
DeeBo
Now we have to optimize.
01:17:03
dirtycheeks
You can't pair of butts, dude.
01:17:03
Dick VanMeat
Dude, i thought du i thought of it ah thought I thought about it, and like it's really like
01:17:05
dirtycheeks
You can't pair butts.
01:17:09
Dick VanMeat
i would be dropping like Well, with my trade-in, i would be dropping $400 in that. See, now I'm thinking about again. I don't want to think about this again. But like I would be trading my PS5. I'd have to wipe it take my fucking extra hard drive out that I that he spent $100 And would trade in $319, think it And might not be where up the trade-in price.
01:17:28
DeeBo
Okay, yeah, that would take 13 seconds, yeah.
01:17:35
DeeBo
Okay.
01:17:35
Dick VanMeat
and then and that might not be right there have been times where i look up the trading price on the website and then I bring shit in.
01:17:42
DeeBo
Wait, ah yeah, do you have a digital? Is it your digital? or
01:17:44
Dick VanMeat
have a digital. Yeah. Yeah. I have a digital.
01:17:46
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, could you imagine? they one Actually, it's only 285.
01:17:48
Dick VanMeat
No, actually we don't talk.
01:17:48
DeeBo
Okay.
01:17:50
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. And that's the thing. Like I, and it doesn't even make a i don't know if this, this happened to you guys, but like there have been times where i it's like, print out this quote and bring it to your GameStop and they'll give you this amount.
01:18:02
Dick VanMeat
And then I bring in and they're like, yeah, that doesn't mean anything.
01:18:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:18:05
Dick VanMeat
So it's like, so, so I don't, I don't know. um But, ah like, you know, if if if the if everything worked out my favor, I would essentially be spending $400 on a PS5 Pro that I wouldn't use until May 26th.
01:18:22
Dick VanMeat
2026!
01:18:22
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:18:24
Dick VanMeat
You know?
01:18:25
DeeBo
At the for least or the very least, i use my PlayStation daily.
01:18:28
Dick VanMeat
Right, right. No, and and i'm not i'm not I'm not shitting on PlayStation.
01:18:29
DeeBo
Yeah,
01:18:31
Dick VanMeat
Like, I am shitting on PlayStation.
01:18:32
DeeBo
yeah.
01:18:33
Dick VanMeat
Actually, that's not true.
01:18:33
DeeBo
No, no, it's still overly expensive.
01:18:33
Dick VanMeat
Because I am going to play i'm gonna play Ghost of Yote when that comes out.
01:18:35
DeeBo
Yep.
01:18:37
Steve-O
and
01:18:38
Dick VanMeat
for sure, obviously. like That's definitely a day one game that I'm going to play. um But like it's like that's PS5 only.
01:18:44
dirtycheeks
Is that PS5 exclusive?
01:18:46
DeeBo
Yep.
01:18:46
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, PS5 only.
01:18:48
dirtycheeks
Whoa.
01:18:48
Dick VanMeat
guess five Yeah, that's their shit.
01:18:48
DeeBo
Yep.
01:18:49
Steve-O
I remember Ghost of Tsushima ran and incredibly well on my base PlayStation 4, so...
01:18:53
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro.
01:18:54
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:18:55
Dick VanMeat
It's fine. We're fine, Steve.
01:18:56
dirtycheeks
Damn, girl. Okay.
01:18:58
Dick VanMeat
So, yeah. like And also like in less than a month now, I'm probably going to be If I'm going to be playing a console, it's probably going to be ah Nintendo Switch 2 in the near future.
01:19:14
Dick VanMeat
you know So it's like, I don't know, man. I don't know if it's like really worth it.
01:19:21
DeeBo
Yeah, probably not.
01:19:23
Dick VanMeat
For me.
01:19:24
DeeBo
And not to mention, it's like it might come out and it might be because I will say the things one of the things that does stink when I, you know, about the the pro, you know, this pro specifically is like you go online and everybody just goes like, yeah, it's just not that it's not really impressive.
01:19:41
DeeBo
They're like, yeah, it's better, but it's not.
01:19:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:19:44
DeeBo
You don't feel good about it. Right.
01:19:46
Dick VanMeat
I mean, it's not, yeah, and it it's probably not going to feel this way until, and this is the thing, this is the the GTA 6 does not fall in this category. It probably won't even feel that way, and again, I i might be talking myself into it again, but it might not feel that way until like a game like Ghost of Yote comes out, where they're clearly going to be giving special treatment for PS5 Pro users for a game like that, right?
01:20:11
Dick VanMeat
Because that's their game.
01:20:11
Steve-O
yeah First party.
01:20:13
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:20:13
Dick VanMeat
So there's a first-party exclusive super game that's coming out this year and they're going to want to sell the system too right so like that that that game is a game where if i was like if i've felt the same way like hype wise about ghost of yote which i probably should if we're thinking if we're being real here like i probably should be super excited for that game then yeah then maybe ps5 pro might be worth it but i i don't know dude like
01:20:48
Dick VanMeat
and know I mean, it's just like, it's it just feels like it's not worth it, right?
01:20:49
dirtycheeks
I'm probably not going to go on and i didn't get one. I didn't get a PS4 Pro. I'd never get the Pros ever.
01:20:57
Dick VanMeat
Right. Yeah, that that ma same with me. I never got i never got that either.
01:21:01
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:21:01
Dick VanMeat
and like, Chris, like, maybe if we were playing, like, if the plan was we were all going to be playing Elden Ring on PlayStation, then i then maybe then maybe I would get a PS5 Pro just because, like, the the what the I think there's ah upgraded, updated, like,
01:21:08
dirtycheeks
Definitely. I wouldn't even consider it that point.
01:21:19
Dick VanMeat
um, network, network tech in there. So, like, the, it might be better for online play.
01:21:26
dirtycheeks
ah better online experience?
01:21:28
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, so, but it's like, I don't know, dude.
01:21:31
Steve-O
So, I mean, and like, at release, if it's just going to be 30 frames, right? Like you were saying. Like GTA 6.
01:21:37
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but the loading, that's the stuff that, that's the thing where it's, like, break breaker for me, because, like, if, if,
01:21:37
DeeBo
If that's like what you care about, yeah, I don't think
01:21:43
Steve-O
the the thing The thing that always kind of shakes me up is it's like, you know, play the the GTA game. You know, first, originally, you know, you do it for the the story. You do the story part of the game.
01:21:54
Steve-O
And then if, you know, the online stuff's any good, like, you'll know a year out later if you're still playing that.
01:21:58
dirtycheeks
Now, GTA V sold me on the PS4 because that was one of the first games to come out on the PS4, correct?
01:21:59
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:22:02
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but...
01:22:07
DeeBo
Technically, GTA 5 was a PS3 game, dude.
01:22:10
dirtycheeks
It was a PS3. I think...
01:22:10
Steve-O
Yeah, then they did, like, the remaster.
01:22:11
DeeBo
Yeah, but like they they add a remaster where it was like first-person mode and all that, that was on the PS4.
01:22:15
dirtycheeks
Yeah, and I played that at somebody's house.
01:22:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:22:18
dirtycheeks
And i was like, oh, shit, I'm going to PS4. Definite. that That sold me on
01:22:24
DeeBo
yeah
01:22:24
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:22:27
Steve-O
Because like the year after release, that's when they usually put it on PC.
01:22:31
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:22:31
Steve-O
And so like if you know you're still like hard in that PC lifestyle...
01:22:35
Dick VanMeat
No, and then even if even if you want to play, game and correct me if I'm wrong, but if you if you want to play ah game that's, like, I guess 60 frames or higher on a PS5 Pro, you would still need, like, a monitor or TV that has, like, VRR enabled, right?
01:22:51
Dick VanMeat
Or VRR capable.
01:22:51
Steve-O
Yeah, you would you would need all those like television stuff, so...
01:22:54
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:22:57
Dick VanMeat
So, like, I have a 240Hz monitor, but I don't know if it has VRR on it. So it's, like, Should just be snobby to him just wait for it to come out on PC?
01:23:07
Dick VanMeat
Nah, I can't do that.
01:23:08
DeeBo
No, no.
01:23:08
Dick VanMeat
ah Jason and Lucia need me. ah They need me.
01:23:12
DeeBo
Yeah, you need me to see how this really should have ended a burning wreck.
01:23:12
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:23:13
Dick VanMeat
i I love them.
01:23:15
Steve-O
What would what would be the go to path like by the pro and just buy one copy of the game or buy two copies of the game?
01:23:16
Dick VanMeat
How did... What?
01:23:23
Dick VanMeat
yeah that's the Yeah, that's the thing. yeah Just buy two copies of the game that's it you know cause then like If if it comes out on pc late like the next year Which is obviously going to have crossplay for sure. umm um um I'm willing to put money on it that it will.
01:23:39
Dick VanMeat
right like we're all like We'll all be able to play each with each other anyway later no matter what console we're on.
01:23:45
Steve-O
you could You could get on those roleplay servers.
01:23:48
Dick VanMeat
don't I don't want to do all that.
01:23:49
Steve-O
You don't want to do a Grand Theft Auto roleplayer?
01:23:52
Dick VanMeat
i want to do the anthony I want to do the Anthony Davis thing and then and shoot Steph Curry.
01:23:52
Steve-O
Pretend like you're arresting people?
01:23:56
dirtycheeks
Well, we all know what Devin's going to do.
01:23:57
Dick VanMeat
Shoot a guy into Steph Curry.
01:23:58
dirtycheeks
He's going to sell out Lucia to the ah f FIB the first chance he gets.
01:24:03
Steve-O
Immediately?
01:24:04
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah. yeah
01:24:05
DeeBo
Of course.
01:24:05
dirtycheeks
There's going to be a subplot where you get to rat on one or the other.
01:24:07
DeeBo
Of course.
01:24:08
Dick VanMeat
Okay, can we talk can we talk about the trailer?
01:24:09
DeeBo
Calling ice, dude. Yeah.
01:24:11
Dick VanMeat
Dude, how did they manage to create not one, but two of the hottest video game character designs ever in the history of video games in the same game? how could they How did they do it?
01:24:23
DeeBo
Yeah, it's pretty intense.
01:24:24
Dick VanMeat
This is straight off the heels of Arthur fucking Morgan, too.
01:24:25
DeeBo
we
01:24:28
Dick VanMeat
Like, they just...
01:24:28
DeeBo
Yeah, you know what's...
01:24:28
dirtycheeks
I think the fact that they they both look they look real, but they look incredibly sexy and curvy.
01:24:34
Dick VanMeat
They look realistically... They look realistically... Yeah, realistically sexy and and charming and um and um and, like, you fall in love with, like, characters that...
01:24:39
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:24:43
Steve-O
Are they based off people?
01:24:43
dirtycheeks
That's cool.
01:24:43
Dick VanMeat
Not...
01:24:44
DeeBo
I don't think so.
01:24:45
Dick VanMeat
I think they're they're they're talking about the girl that might be the that might be a Lucia.
01:24:49
dirtycheeks
Alicia Keys.
01:24:50
Dick VanMeat
It's not Alicia Keys.
01:24:51
DeeBo
ah Yeah, clearly.
01:24:53
Dick VanMeat
But it's like... They didn't, like, you know, it's not like they look like, you know, a fucking Barbie doll and a Ken doll. Like, these guys look like real people.
01:25:00
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:25:02
Dick VanMeat
Like, The first shot is fucking Jason sweat dripping off his back and his arms, fixing a leak.
01:25:08
DeeBo
Yeah, and his oily fucking triceps, dude.
01:25:11
Dick VanMeat
Oh, God. He's he's incredible. No, but like, dude, is that is that that Brian guy? is that um Is that Dutch's voice? It sounds kind of sounded like Dutch to me.
01:25:20
DeeBo
I have no... Oh.
01:25:22
Dick VanMeat
They haven't released any information on on the voice on the voice cast, right?
01:25:25
DeeBo
Oh, you know, i thought it's...
01:25:25
dirtycheeks
They got Bobby Monahan.
01:25:27
DeeBo
Yeah, Bobby Moynihan's...
01:25:27
dirtycheeks
Bobby Monahan's in it.
01:25:28
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:25:28
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, people think it's that guy.
01:25:28
dirtycheeks
Moynihan.
01:25:28
DeeBo
No,
01:25:29
dirtycheeks
Moynihan.
01:25:29
Dick VanMeat
The guy from the guy from King of the Hill, right?
01:25:29
dirtycheeks
Moynihan.
01:25:31
Dick VanMeat
like People think it's that dude.
01:25:33
DeeBo
no, but... Oh, fuck. Who whom am I thinking of? Yeah.
01:25:39
Dick VanMeat
Oh, Bobby Moynihan's the SNL guy?
01:25:41
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm.
01:25:41
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. he plays the like He plays the guy who's like, shots!
01:25:42
dirtycheeks
He's in it.
01:25:45
DeeBo
or Ring the bell!
01:25:45
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:25:46
DeeBo
That guy.
01:25:46
Dick VanMeat
Oh, no no, not that guy. um That's Cal Hampton. I'm talking about the the guy that's asking Jason to collect money for him in the beginning.
01:25:49
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:25:52
DeeBo
Yeah, I thought that was, to me, it sounded like um the fucking, the stapler guy in Office Space.
01:25:52
Dick VanMeat
Oh.
01:25:59
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:25:59
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that's probably him.
01:26:00
DeeBo
Steven Root? It sounded like Steven Root to me.
01:26:03
dirtycheeks
Steven Root, definitely.
01:26:04
DeeBo
I mean, maybe.
01:26:04
Dick VanMeat
Steven Root, yeah.
01:26:06
dirtycheeks
I think, was he in any of the others? I could have swore he was.
01:26:10
DeeBo
Maybe.
01:26:11
dirtycheeks
I think he makes an appearance most of these games.
01:26:12
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man. Because not not only is like the detail stuff cool... Because, yeah, it is cool seeing fucking like singularly molded fucking coins and ah in a cash register.
01:26:23
Dick VanMeat
And like each bill is fucking... Each $100 bill is super detailed.
01:26:27
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:26:28
Dick VanMeat
And the there was another thing somebody posted. was like The scene where where um Lucia gets home from like doing correctional work. and he's And Jason's just laying on the couch. And it's really endearing. And they fucking...
01:26:41
Dick VanMeat
she just lays on top of him and I love that shit. But like the couch cushion compresses when she when she when she lays on top of and like it's just like holy shit dude.
01:26:48
dirtycheeks
Hmm. Even better. That's real physics. Because that's a lot junk in that trunk.
01:26:55
Dick VanMeat
There's a lot of fucking I'm waiting for the you know he's been real quiet Steve. You know he's been real quiet lately. Jason Schreier is right in the fucking hit piece right now about how all these developers died making this game like I'm sure of it.
01:27:09
Dick VanMeat
It's going to come out soon.
01:27:12
DeeBo
I believe it.
01:27:12
Dick VanMeat
guaranteed.
01:27:14
DeeBo
ah Wait.
01:27:14
Dick VanMeat
how's this How's this game real, dude?
01:27:17
DeeBo
Well, I read somewhere that they said ah it they've been working on this game since 2018, which is insane. Yeah,
01:27:26
Dick VanMeat
Like, like the the day the day Red Dead 2 came out was when they started this game?
01:27:29
DeeBo
yeah like and I mean, who knows, right?
01:27:31
Dick VanMeat
Bro.
01:27:31
DeeBo
But it's like...
01:27:31
Dick VanMeat
Bro. was when they started this game
01:27:33
DeeBo
Yeah, but maybe they can really just be like, yeah, man, that's when pen went to paper.
01:27:35
Dick VanMeat
bro
01:27:40
DeeBo
And that is what we're doing. But...
01:27:41
Dick VanMeat
how Is the Hauser Brothers wrote wrote it too?
01:27:44
DeeBo
I don't... This is the thing that's really frustrating about video games is, like, they don't fucking tell you any of that.
01:27:45
Dick VanMeat
and did
01:27:48
Dick VanMeat
you don't you dont they don't really They don't tell you anything? Yeah.
01:27:52
DeeBo
No. Like...
01:27:53
Dick VanMeat
i did I did look at like the 80 screenshots that they put up ah on the website and holy cow, dude.
01:27:57
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
01:28:01
Dick VanMeat
I cannot wait. these
01:28:04
DeeBo
So, they're saying...
01:28:05
Dick VanMeat
These characters are amazing, dude.
01:28:06
DeeBo
So what we what they say is they think Manny L. Perez voices Lucia and Dylan Rourke.
01:28:12
Dick VanMeat
Is Lucia. What about Jason? Who's this stud?
01:28:18
Dick VanMeat
Some people were saying Troy Baker, but I think I feel like we would have heard it.
01:28:20
DeeBo
No, no. No, apparently it's apparently it's this guy Dylan Rourke who's, you know.
01:28:21
Dick VanMeat
We would have heard by now.
01:28:25
Dick VanMeat
Let's take a look at it.
01:28:26
Steve-O
they They usually get people who are are like off the like radar. I don't I don't know.
01:28:32
Dick VanMeat
They couldn't they couldn't call Roger Clark or Bob Weed off to do Red Dead voices.
01:28:36
DeeBo
Yeah, known as know Dylan Rourke, known as Big Guy in one episode of Modern Family.
01:28:41
Steve-O
it's big guy.
01:28:42
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man.
01:28:42
dirtycheeks
There you go.
01:28:42
DeeBo
Yeah, Big Guy.
01:28:42
dirtycheeks
Big guy.
01:28:44
Steve-O
They either go with like huge celebrity voice actors or no one you've ever heard of.
01:28:48
Dick VanMeat
Or like no name no no names that they'll be able to just like identify the character as.
01:28:54
Steve-O
Right.
01:28:54
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:28:55
Dick VanMeat
Right? Yeah.
01:28:56
DeeBo
Dude, what a weird job. Because you, again, like, let's say 2018, let's just say they've been working. These two have been doing like mocap and voice work.
01:29:06
DeeBo
They've probably been doing it for years.
01:29:09
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah.
01:29:09
DeeBo
And you just can't say anything.
01:29:09
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, for sure.
01:29:12
DeeBo
That's weird. You're not really working.
01:29:13
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, they were...
01:29:13
DeeBo
you just have this apartment.
01:29:13
Dick VanMeat
ah roger clark was Roger Clark was saying that. like It was like five years into the production of Red Dead 2 and he kept telling all his friends and his family and stuff, like like, yeah, I'm in this awesome video game and they all thought that he was just lying.
01:29:25
DeeBo
because
01:29:25
Dick VanMeat
Because he wasn't he wasn't allowed to talk about it.
01:29:28
Steve-O
Like, oh yeah, you're in a video game?
01:29:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:29:29
Steve-O
What video game? He's like, I can't say.
01:29:31
Dick VanMeat
He can't say.
01:29:31
Steve-O
Okay. All right.
01:29:32
Dick VanMeat
Most anticipated video game ever of all time?
01:29:32
DeeBo
Okay, cool.
01:29:35
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:29:35
dirtycheeks
Is it a video game in Canada?
01:29:35
Steve-O
e
01:29:37
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:29:37
Steve-O
Oh.
01:29:37
dirtycheeks
can she not visit?
01:29:41
DeeBo
Yeah, and Manny El Perez.
01:29:41
Dick VanMeat
Man, that's crazy, though. do you think they Do you think Rockstar does that so they don't have to pay them as much money?
01:29:47
Steve-O
I remember there being a controversy with like the voice actor, I think, of Nico Bellic, where like he wasn't being paid appropriately.
01:29:48
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:29:53
dirtycheeks
He kept getting calls.
01:29:54
Dick VanMeat
Oh, they didn't give them they didn't give him a million dollars like like bob we Rob Weedoff?
01:29:57
dirtycheeks
He kept getting calls from his cousin to go bowling and he got upset.
01:29:59
DeeBo
i think i think he was asking yeah I think he was asking for some form of royalty.
01:30:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:01
dirtycheeks
Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:30:04
DeeBo
Because they're like, dude, you didn't tell us it was going to this fucking big.
01:30:05
Steve-O
yeah
01:30:08
Dick VanMeat
That wasn't mocap, right? that was That was just voice acting at that point. GTA 4?
01:30:12
DeeBo
i yeah i don't but There was definitely mocap. I don't know if they were at the point where like the actor is doing the...
01:30:16
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but it's not post-LA Noir. because LA Noir was the game that spearheaded that entire that entire method of of doing these, right?
01:30:20
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:30:26
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:30:26
Dick VanMeat
I'm pretty sure that was the one. that that That was after GTA 4, right?
01:30:30
DeeBo
Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's I don't know exactly where when they started when it started being pretty common that it's like, no, you're also oh, you're the voice, but you're also going to be in the mocap and like doing the whole the whole thing.
01:30:43
Steve-O
Yeah. um Michael Hollick, the voice of Nico Belloc, who despite being paid $1,050 per day for recording sessions across 2006, 2007, once he noticed the game was soaring to the sights of $600 million and beyond in revenue, he wanted more. And he got in touch to renegotiate his contract only to be completely ignored and cast aside.
01:31:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:31:09
dirtycheeks
Wow.
01:31:10
Dick VanMeat
Interesting.
01:31:11
DeeBo
And, yeah, and honestly, i think San Andreas guy did that too.
01:31:11
dirtycheeks
Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty.
01:31:18
DeeBo
I went, God, who played to you?
01:31:18
Steve-O
e
01:31:21
DeeBo
Who voiced?
01:31:22
Steve-O
CJ. Yeah, a lot of voice actors have like
01:31:25
DeeBo
Yeah, a lot of them were like, hey, this is Christopher Bellard.
01:31:29
Dick VanMeat
This game's making billions of dollars. like How come we only got paid like 600 bucks for all the work we did?
01:31:31
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:31:33
DeeBo
Yeah, you know?
01:31:36
Dick VanMeat
Well, lia at least Bob Weedoff got paid. He got paid as much as Roger Clark did for his for his work on Red Dead 2.
01:31:43
DeeBo
Yeah. Well, I mean, that's the thing, right? It's like once it's like undeniable.
01:31:47
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:31:47
DeeBo
And granted, like, yeah.
01:31:48
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I guess so. like Could you imagine if they if they recasted John Marson? People would be up in arms about that.
01:31:52
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:31:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:31:53
DeeBo
And also it's like, oh, like, I mean, it's also why they're getting fucking, I don't want to say this is exactly why they're getting no names, but like, yeah, they're like, hey, listen, we're going to need you this at a mobile player for five, the next five years.
01:32:06
Dick VanMeat
We're gonna need you at a moment's notice. Yeah, later. we're gonna we're gonna need you to play john marston and then actually be john marston where we drag you back into doing this later on for another game that you're not on the cover of so oh well we'll pay you as much as uh pay you as much as roger clark though the uh the other thing speaking of red dead is um somebody pointed out that one of the guns in the gta 6 trailer has a duke
01:32:11
DeeBo
we'll pay you.
01:32:18
DeeBo
Yeah, can you can you do that?
01:32:22
DeeBo
Yeah, that people kind of... Yeah. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah.
01:32:37
Dick VanMeat
arms logo on it which is one of the manufacturers in Red Dead and Red Dead 2 so
01:32:39
dirtycheeks
Ooh. Hmm.
01:32:44
Steve-O
That's cool. They do a really good job of like tying that universe together.
01:32:48
Dick VanMeat
yeah so the fucking the tinfoil hat down bad sluts of the internet think that Jason might be related to to Arthur Morgan now which is a pipe dream right because Arthur's son died or so so we think
01:33:01
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:33:06
DeeBo
Yeah, as you were saying, there's no bloodline. There's no lineage.
01:33:10
Steve-O
John Marston, though.
01:33:12
Dick VanMeat
I can't wait, though. There's probably going to be some Red Dead... There's probably going lot of Red Dead Easter eggs and in this game, I would assume.
01:33:17
Steve-O
ah
01:33:19
Dick VanMeat
Because they do that. They did the Sasquatch thing in Undead Nightmare, which was a GTA thing.
01:33:25
Steve-O
There were like websites and stuff that I think like you could read like historical like Red Dead stuff. If I remember in Grand Theft Auto five.
01:33:34
Dick VanMeat
yeah Yeah. Here's the gun here's the gun people pointed out. It has the the duke ah the Duke symbol.
01:33:43
Dick VanMeat
which is pretty cool
01:33:45
DeeBo
Oh, that's cool. Yeah, probably not.
01:33:50
Dick VanMeat
I mean, Smith & Wesson has been around for how long, Chris?
01:33:55
dirtycheeks
Jesus, the early 1800s?
01:33:56
Dick VanMeat
Forever? Fucking, ah yeah.
01:33:57
dirtycheeks
I think.
01:33:59
Dick VanMeat
That's about Red Dead time. Maybe this is the Smith & Wesson of gun makers.
01:34:03
dirtycheeks
So has Winchester. They've been around forever.
01:34:05
Dick VanMeat
Winchester? Yeah. Colt?
01:34:07
dirtycheeks
Colt's been around forever.
01:34:08
Dick VanMeat
They still making guns?
01:34:10
dirtycheeks
It's like the one thing we've perfected.
01:34:11
Dick VanMeat
You know? That's the one thing that our country's good at, is making guns.
01:34:13
DeeBo
you
01:34:13
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:34:15
dirtycheeks
Hell yeah, dude.
01:34:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:34:18
dirtycheeks
Hell yeah, Merler.
01:34:18
Dick VanMeat
But yeah, so, um, this game, dude, they used, uh, what is it?
01:34:21
dirtycheeks
And then the fucking Swedes come along with their Glocks. Give me a break.
01:34:24
Dick VanMeat
The fucking point, the pointer sisters, the pointer sister song, the hot, hot to get like, they know, dude, they know, they know what they're doing, right?
01:34:25
dirtycheeks
Give me a break, Steve.
01:34:31
dirtycheeks
Yeah, dude.
01:34:32
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
01:34:32
dirtycheeks
Wonderful pick.
01:34:33
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, they blew Yeah.
01:34:35
dirtycheeks
that vibe That vibe was on point.
01:34:38
Dick VanMeat
The vibe is so sick, dude.
01:34:38
dirtycheeks
On point.
01:34:39
Dick VanMeat
They're like, we know we made the two hottest characters in video game history.
01:34:39
dirtycheeks
On point.
01:34:42
Dick VanMeat
and Everyone's going fucking thirst over these guys.
01:34:46
dirtycheeks
And these guys are going to face the most tragic fucked up thing I can ever fucking imagine.
01:34:49
Dick VanMeat
yeah so that Yeah, that's what I was going for. Because i I never played any GTAs before, so I don't know if it's like sad dead redemption stories.
01:34:55
dirtycheeks
Well, I'll be honest with you.
01:34:56
DeeBo
I mean, they're not they're not all like... Yeah, they're...
01:34:58
dirtycheeks
They're not. They're not.
01:34:59
Dick VanMeat
it's not It's not Red Dead.
01:34:59
DeeBo
yeah
01:34:59
dirtycheeks
They're not.
01:35:00
Dick VanMeat
It's not Red Dead like fucking sad core.
01:35:01
dirtycheeks
I think four is pretty dark. I think three is pretty lighthearted. Five is pretty light, too, actually, all things considered.
01:35:06
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:35:10
Dick VanMeat
about like San Andreas is and and the original Vice City game?
01:35:13
DeeBo
San Andreas is like... It's just like very video game-y. It's like... You were betrayed by your friend and you gotta kill him. Like, that's that's Vice City and San Andreas...
01:35:22
dirtycheeks
that's That's Vice City.
01:35:23
Dick VanMeat
I mean, that's basically Red Dead 1, right?
01:35:23
dirtycheeks
That's Vice City.
01:35:26
Dick VanMeat
But like, I i mean...
01:35:26
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:35:27
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, but there's not a lot.
01:35:29
dirtycheeks
I think it's, I think though, I just have a feeling, I have a gut feeling they're not gonna.
01:35:34
Dick VanMeat
After after something like Red Dead 2, they're probably going go ham with the writing and stuff.
01:35:37
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:35:38
DeeBo
it's It's like, you know what?
01:35:38
Dick VanMeat
People going to expect it.
01:35:39
DeeBo
I'll be honest. I think it's not like the writing's gotten better. I think it's like the technology is able to show a lot of the nuance in the story that like you just weren't getting and on the PlayStation 2.
01:35:48
Dick VanMeat
Okay.
01:35:48
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:35:49
Dick VanMeat
And like, Yeah, because the NPCs and stuff, really like the world building is like is just on point when when everything is so detailed.
01:35:57
DeeBo
Yeah, because people yeah people do try to like, well like they say in
01:36:02
Dick VanMeat
The beer bottle liquids perform physically separately the whole time.
01:36:06
DeeBo
Yeah, but like they stay like people stay in GTA 4's like story. And I'm like, I can't remember a single thing.
01:36:13
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:36:13
DeeBo
But like, you know, if they were photorealistic and you can see these weird nuances and like the characters where they're acting. Yeah, maybe it would have hit a little bit harder. Like Red Dead does, you know, but and I don't know.
01:36:29
DeeBo
I don't know.
01:36:30
Dick VanMeat
Is it bad that I want a Jason Lucia shirt now? ah yeah Over a year before the game comes out?
01:36:33
DeeBo
No, no, this is when they get it
01:36:36
Dick VanMeat
Well, no, it's not. Because remember I got my Cyberpunk shirt that became a baby but a baby vomit rag after that game came out?
01:36:42
DeeBo
ah
01:36:42
Steve-O
Dude, just just hope you don't influence Sten.
01:36:43
DeeBo
I mean...
01:36:46
Steve-O
That dude is the Grim Reaper for games.
01:36:46
dirtycheeks
Gotta wait.
01:36:48
Dick VanMeat
i know. He was already talking about like buying a Red Dead shirt. and I'm like, no, you can't.
01:36:52
Steve-O
Can't 2026.
01:36:53
Dick VanMeat
Because you could retroactively ruin the game.
01:36:54
DeeBo
be bad.
01:36:56
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. find out that Roger Clark is roger clark just gets cancelled because Stan bought a shirt. Nah, we can't do that. We can't do it.
01:37:04
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:37:06
Steve-O
can't risk it
01:37:06
Dick VanMeat
But yeah, man. Oh, man, this game looks so good.
01:37:10
Steve-O
twenty twenty six Gotta wait.
01:37:13
DeeBo
Yeah, May 20-something.
01:37:13
Dick VanMeat
i can't... It looks...
01:37:14
dirtycheeks
and a way
01:37:14
Dick VanMeat
it looks unbeli It really looks unbelievable. Like, it looks too good to be true, I think. This game.
01:37:20
DeeBo
That's the thing. Yeah, I'm like, we it's almost like i don't believe it until we see him just do a mission.
01:37:24
Dick VanMeat
Like Cyberpunk? It's like Cyberpunk? Where it's like, oh, man.
01:37:26
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:37:28
dirtycheeks
Yeah, I've been burned too many times not to not to have some reservation.
01:37:28
DeeBo
We've been there.
01:37:32
dirtycheeks
You know what mean? That's hard.
01:37:33
DeeBo
Yeah, and even these screenshots, it like, bro, this is a screenshot. like Yeah, I need to see him just, I need to see Jason get in a car, drive across town, do a mission.
01:37:43
Dick VanMeat
That shot of him riding the motorcycle, it's like, you know, with the plane flying behind him.
01:37:44
DeeBo
and
01:37:48
Dick VanMeat
I was like, oh my God.
01:37:50
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:37:51
Dick VanMeat
I'm like, this looks awesome, but I'm like, he is, I'm like, he is fucking up.
01:37:53
DeeBo
was like, Jason has like four different haircuts in this trailer, by the way.
01:37:56
Dick VanMeat
He's fucking hot.
01:37:57
Steve-O
Dude, you know you're going to be able to get that cut.
01:37:58
Dick VanMeat
He's hot.
01:37:59
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, dude.
01:38:00
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:38:00
DeeBo
He gets it all nice and cut up when he picks his girlfriend up.
01:38:00
Dick VanMeat
No, but, like, even ah ah fucking the different hairstyles of of both of of Lucia and Jason, like, they they're showcasing, like, that yeah obviously you'll be able to to, like, customize them as you as you want.
01:38:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:38:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:38:14
Dick VanMeat
But, like, fuck, dude.
01:38:15
DeeBo
And also, like, we we we joked about it, but this is a horny fucking trailer. This is like a lot of people that I would watch.
01:38:20
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, and we need we need stuff like this. We need this.
01:38:23
DeeBo
i watched um i watched like reactions and people were just like, I cannot wait to make them fuck. I'm like, yo.
01:38:31
Dick VanMeat
ah
01:38:32
DeeBo
Just bringing up the demon.
01:38:32
Dick VanMeat
Dude.
01:38:33
DeeBo
Dude,
01:38:35
Dick VanMeat
Hell yeah, dude.
01:38:39
DeeBo
that meme you posted with GTA 6 on the Xbox and PlayStation.
01:38:47
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah.
01:38:48
DeeBo
Switch, dude.
01:38:48
dirtycheeks
I just
01:38:49
Dick VanMeat
The Switch. Hey, at least you can play it on the Switch in that meme. You can't on PC.
01:38:53
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, if you're just watching the video, dude.
01:38:57
Dick VanMeat
who yeah Somebody like put time out of their bed and spent like six hours making this screenshot.
01:39:01
DeeBo
Good.
01:39:01
Dick VanMeat
Isn't that crazy?
01:39:02
DeeBo
Good. I enjoyed it. enjoyed it. But yeah, man.
01:39:05
Dick VanMeat
Oh man, Lucia.
01:39:06
DeeBo
It's going to be... But like this, dude, I...
01:39:08
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, so my my question is ah can I make these two crush of the year this year even though the game's not out?
01:39:14
DeeBo
I mean, technically, they're in this trailer. I don't know if it's going to get my vote.
01:39:18
Steve-O
I mean, most anticipated.
01:39:19
DeeBo
I might need a little something.
01:39:20
Dick VanMeat
Dude.
01:39:23
Steve-O
These two getting dirty.
01:39:23
DeeBo
Oh,
01:39:24
Dick VanMeat
like Yeah, like, yo, Dude, I'm not even joking when I say these these might be the hottest video game characters ever created.
01:39:30
dirtycheeks
What if what if like they're terrible criminals, but they're just so attractive that people...
01:39:34
Dick VanMeat
They're just so hot that it doesn't...
01:39:35
DeeBo
yeah, dude.
01:39:35
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:39:36
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:39:36
Dick VanMeat
I mean, they kind of show that in the in the game where the where that lady's like, hi Jason! Like, when he's driving around.
01:39:42
DeeBo
ah yeah du
01:39:42
Dick VanMeat
And he just laughs. I love that shit. It's gonna be very self-aware, I guess.
01:39:46
dirtycheeks
you you know You never play anybody in these games that is like incompetent. that would be really kind of fun yeah exactly
01:39:52
Dick VanMeat
Because like even like...
01:39:52
Steve-O
They're beautiful but incompetent.
01:39:53
Dick VanMeat
i'm um'm i'm one I'm watching it right now. like when When Jason picks up um Lucia from jail, like she's a fucking angel from heaven when she walks out of the fucking jail, too. It's like golden hour.
01:40:05
dirtycheeks
I know the sun that lighting in general is just fucking astonishing yeah I think Miami is just going to glow at night like
01:40:06
Dick VanMeat
Sunset. Oh, dude.
01:40:10
Dick VanMeat
What the fuck?
01:40:11
Steve-O
And doing Vice City Sun too is be so fun.
01:40:11
Dick VanMeat
Dude,
01:40:15
Dick VanMeat
dude how are they gonna...
01:40:18
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, are you... like
01:40:18
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:40:19
dirtycheeks
going to look incredible.
01:40:20
Dick VanMeat
We're going to be eating... It's going to be like the first season of Dexter. We're just going to be eating ah fucking cuban Cuban sandwiches. Cuban pork sandwiches the whole first couple hours.
01:40:28
Steve-O
You think they're going to you think they're going to do the San Andreas thing where like if you just eat a bunch of trash, you get fat.
01:40:28
dirtycheeks
Mojitos and Cuban salmon.
01:40:35
dirtycheeks
Of course.
01:40:35
DeeBo
Dude, I'll be honest. it's It'd be a crime if Jason was just always that good looking. Like, no, he needs to get fat.
01:40:43
dirtycheeks
really fat.
01:40:43
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, cant you think we'll be fat like like Arthur?
01:40:46
Dick VanMeat
We have to, right?
01:40:47
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:40:47
Dick VanMeat
keep trying.
01:40:47
DeeBo
I mean, you've been able to get fat from saying that.
01:40:48
Steve-O
Dude, I'd love that.
01:40:49
Dick VanMeat
yeah we have to make no We should be able to make them both fat.
01:40:52
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:40:53
Steve-O
Dude, just go to Cluckin Bell just every day.
01:40:55
Dick VanMeat
yeah i wonder Yeah, I wonder how much freedom you're going to have.
01:40:56
dirtycheeks
That could be somebody's thing.
01:40:59
DeeBo
so
01:40:59
Dick VanMeat
So do you guys think that we're only going to be playing as Jason or Lucia whole time? Or are we going to be playing as all these characters?
01:41:06
Steve-O
They might do what they did in five where you could like hot switch between them.
01:41:09
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:41:09
DeeBo
I definitely think you'll be able to hot switch between those two.
01:41:09
dirtycheeks
That's what I'm thinking.
01:41:11
DeeBo
I mean, you don't...
01:41:12
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but that but those two are the only ones on the those two are the only ones on the cover, though.
01:41:13
DeeBo
I don't think you need it.
01:41:16
DeeBo
Yeah, but like, who...
01:41:16
Dick VanMeat
and and they are and five
01:41:17
DeeBo
qui i don't I don't think there's anyone worth... Like, who would be the third one? Like, we don't know these characters, so it's not even like...
01:41:24
Steve-O
I think the two of them, I think that's like a fun dynamic, like, you know.
01:41:28
Dick VanMeat
If it's just the two of them, I think that's fine.
01:41:28
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:41:28
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, like, I don't think we need... Yeah, exactly.
01:41:30
Dick VanMeat
I think that's cool.
01:41:31
DeeBo
ah By the way, this comes out on a Tuesday.
01:41:31
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:41:34
DeeBo
ah so
01:41:36
Dick VanMeat
I will be taking off work if I still have a job by then.
01:41:37
DeeBo
Yeah, like are they going to make it a holiday? Are they going to make it a holiday?
01:41:41
Steve-O
And Devin, May 26th.
01:41:41
Dick VanMeat
Was it May 26th?
01:41:43
Steve-O
Yes, so Devin, you will not be 40 at that time.
01:41:46
DeeBo
and won't be, yeah.
01:41:47
Dick VanMeat
May 26th.
01:41:48
DeeBo
Unless they delay it to August.
01:41:49
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man.
01:41:50
DeeBo
Oh, no.
01:41:52
Steve-O
Onamusha, though.
01:41:52
Dick VanMeat
That's Sam's birthday week.
01:41:54
DeeBo
Oh, wait, May 26th? No.
01:41:56
Steve-O
Oh, that is Sam's birthday week? Oh, no.
01:41:57
Dick VanMeat
ah
01:41:58
DeeBo
you ah wait make twenty six
01:41:59
Steve-O
You're going to have to miss his Doubtfire birthday party.
01:42:02
DeeBo
yeah
01:42:03
Dick VanMeat
Well, her birthday, her birthday's on it.
01:42:03
Steve-O
Secretly sneak off to a room place of Grand Theft Auto.
01:42:05
Dick VanMeat
Well, you know what? going they're going to delay it again. It's fine. Right. Didn't read that to you get delayed twice or once.
01:42:09
DeeBo
Ritek got delayed like a thousand times.
01:42:11
Steve-O
Red Dead 2 got announced in 2010.
01:42:12
DeeBo
Okay. Yeah.
01:42:17
dirtycheeks
Jeez Louise.
01:42:17
Dick VanMeat
And nobody even liked.
01:42:17
Steve-O
That's not true. That's not true. That's actually when Red Dead 1 was a announced.
01:42:19
dirtycheeks
Well, they said they were working on this till since 2018, right?
01:42:23
DeeBo
yeah
01:42:23
dirtycheeks
So it's been seven years.
01:42:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:25
dirtycheeks
Now going be eight.
01:42:27
Dick VanMeat
um Let me look at the Red Dead 2 trailer.
01:42:28
Steve-O
It takes so long for them to release a game now.
01:42:32
Dick VanMeat
and Yeah, the first Red Dead 2 trailer is just, you don't even see Arthur.
01:42:33
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:42:37
Dick VanMeat
you just see all the, it's just the fucking wilderness and like the NPCs.
01:42:42
Steve-O
the scenery
01:42:43
Dick VanMeat
I guess you see a little bit of Arthur. You see that he's back.
01:42:50
DeeBo
You see a man on your bed.
01:42:50
Dick VanMeat
But it's not the, I'll keep on black on your behalf. It's not that, that trailer.
01:42:54
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:42:56
dirtycheeks
I'll tell you that YouTube guy who follows around all the power lines and GTA five is going to be rolling in cash right now.
01:42:56
Dick VanMeat
where he's a fucking scumbag.
01:43:02
Steve-O
oh dude i love that guy i love that guy
01:43:03
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man, dude.
01:43:05
DeeBo
The GTA lore, lore hounds, they're going to be eaten.
01:43:05
dirtycheeks
I mean, rolling. Well, yeah, he just follows. He just, he's trying, was trying to make sure that all the electrical lines fed to substations.
01:43:16
Steve-O
He did five. He did four. he did all the like streams and lakes and like Oblivion Skyrim.
01:43:21
dirtycheeks
Ooh.
01:43:24
dirtycheeks
Yeah. That they all, where they came from, if they came from the ocean or if they just like somehow were spontaneously created.
01:43:28
Steve-O
Yeah. the What is that guy's name? Any, ah any something.
01:43:32
DeeBo
Wait, wait. Do they, though, is is the real question.
01:43:36
Steve-O
Any Austin is the guy I'll, uh,
01:43:37
dirtycheeks
He said that, well, the power lines, he said a lot of them did feed back to substations, but the substations didn't connect to anything.
01:43:43
DeeBo
Jesus.
01:43:46
DeeBo
Okay.
01:43:47
dirtycheeks
So there wasn't like a power grid.
01:43:48
Dick VanMeat
but Dude, so that dude the third the third trailer for Red Dead 2 didn't come out until right before the game came out.
01:43:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:43:55
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, we're not getting shit for until next year, dude.
01:43:55
dirtycheeks
Yep. ye Nope.
01:43:58
DeeBo
No, no, yeah. Fucking eat up.
01:44:02
Dick VanMeat
That Red Dead 2 trailer was pretty goaded, though.
01:44:02
DeeBo
it
01:44:02
dirtycheeks
You're shit.
01:44:05
Dick VanMeat
You got some money for me, boy!
01:44:05
Steve-O
yeah
01:44:06
Dick VanMeat
That's that trailer.
01:44:11
Steve-O
Arthur was so young and impressionable back then.
01:44:12
Dick VanMeat
Dude, this can't...
01:44:14
DeeBo
and And healthy.
01:44:15
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man.
01:44:15
Steve-O
And healthy.
01:44:16
Dick VanMeat
Healthy and... Yeah.
01:44:18
DeeBo
Healthy and happy.
01:44:19
Dick VanMeat
And a scumbag. Yeah. Dude, oh man.
01:44:24
Dick VanMeat
Oh, dude, I can't, I love these, I love Jason and Lucia, dude. I'm gonna buy t-shirts, I'm gonna buy posters of them. i might not even like the game, but I'm gonna love, I'm gonna love those characters.
01:44:35
DeeBo
Yeah, wouldn't that be a crime that it's you pull a Steve where just like, I just don't like it. It's beautiful, but like, it's not for me.
01:44:45
Dick VanMeat
Not for me, by but but the, two main characters are so hot they're amazing they're so hot
01:44:48
Steve-O
They're so hot.
01:44:50
DeeBo
but thought Yeah, that's all Steve said about Arthur. easily He's just so hot, though.
01:44:53
Steve-O
I was like, man, you know what? It's a little too slow for me, but dude, Arthur taking a bath? Get slower, please.
01:45:03
Dick VanMeat
right so here's here's my question devon just sexual preference aside you know who's hotter jason or lucia
01:45:11
DeeBo
yeah lucia dude sorry yeah it's hard it's hard for me to do that by the way that's really that's a hard ask but like no dude cause she's cooler she's cooler outfits right
01:45:13
dirtycheeks
Lucia for me too
01:45:16
Dick VanMeat
I said put your sexual preference aside.
01:45:18
dirtycheeks
i can I don't think I can. She's got everything I want.
01:45:25
Dick VanMeat
did time. She's more badass. Oh man, I'm going to love these characters. she's she's more badass
01:45:31
Steve-O
She's hard.
01:45:31
dirtycheeks
Do you know what she reminds me of?
01:45:31
Steve-O
She's hard. Yeah.
01:45:32
dirtycheeks
She reminds me of Jackie Brown, which I'm like, okay, I'm in.
01:45:36
DeeBo
Yeah, okay, fine.
01:45:36
dirtycheeks
I'm in.
01:45:37
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah, like, and she has cooler hairstyles.
01:45:42
Dick VanMeat
oh man i'm gonna i'm gonna love these characters
01:45:45
DeeBo
Yeah. Isn't that dress, dude?
01:45:47
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but... Do you think we'll be able to get get her fat, too? you get you Man, the fat content...
01:45:52
Steve-O
Oh, dude, you're going to get everybody fattened up.
01:45:53
DeeBo
Oh, man. Dude, the mod scene is gonna be unholy.
01:45:55
Dick VanMeat
The fat content is gonna be so sick in this game.
01:45:58
dirtycheeks
Oh, yeah. They're going to make white. They're definitely going to make her white.
01:46:01
Dick VanMeat
Well, that's... Do you think...
01:46:02
DeeBo
ah ah no
01:46:03
Dick VanMeat
yeah ten foot sinfoil hat Tinfoil Hat, do you think that's basically why they don't release them on PC on day one?
01:46:03
dirtycheeks
Yeah. Yep.
01:46:10
Dick VanMeat
Because the mod community would just fucking break there their passion projects?
01:46:11
dirtycheeks
yeah
01:46:14
DeeBo
I don't think that's exactly why, but it definitely doesn't hurt. They're like...
01:46:18
Steve-O
They're like, we need one year before the freaks get in.
01:46:20
Dick VanMeat
We didn't want to hear it before the fucking freaks get him.
01:46:21
DeeBo
Yeah, for the sickos to get access, dude.
01:46:25
Dick VanMeat
Oh my god.
01:46:26
Steve-O
Because the freaks are on that shit day one.
01:46:28
dirtycheeks
ye
01:46:28
Steve-O
They'll be like a nudity mod.
01:46:30
dirtycheeks
nudity everybody's a clown clown mod
01:46:32
DeeBo
Yeah, what white girl mod, butt mod. Yeah, it's going to be bad. It's going to be bad. Yeah, I don't know. There's just like...
01:46:43
Steve-O
Yeah, I gotta say Lucia. Yeah.
01:46:44
DeeBo
like Nothing else to say. Yeah, John, what about you?
01:46:47
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, Steve.
01:46:47
DeeBo
What about you, John?
01:46:49
Dick VanMeat
I think that... Man, it's hard, man. Because like you, it's hard to put your preference aside.
01:46:53
Steve-O
I mean, like, I agree.
01:46:54
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:46:54
Steve-O
Jason is gorgeous. But in some ah in some of these cosmetics, he looks a little too Florida for me.
01:46:56
Dick VanMeat
he is... Look at this screenshot,
01:47:01
DeeBo
Yeah, you know?
01:47:02
dirtycheeks
Steve likes his his boys little cleaner cut. A little less trashy.
01:47:06
Dick VanMeat
look at this look at this look at this screech
01:47:07
dirtycheeks
He don't like water trash.
01:47:09
Steve-O
Yeah, come on. Although this one where he's wearing a nice Hawaiian shirt, drinking some and some drinks with Lucia.
01:47:15
DeeBo
Some Modellos or whatever.
01:47:16
Steve-O
Absolutely, yeah.
01:47:16
Dick VanMeat
what about What about this one? What about the aura on this one? Yeah, who's got more aura?
01:47:20
Steve-O
Oh.
01:47:22
Dick VanMeat
Jason or Lucia? Who's got more aura, Devin?
01:47:23
dirtycheeks
see.
01:47:24
Steve-O
Yeah. All
01:47:27
DeeBo
Yeah, dude, that's trash.
01:47:27
dirtycheeks
I like I like how she kind of looks angry.
01:47:28
DeeBo
He looks like trash.
01:47:29
Dick VanMeat
He looks so bad at that one.
01:47:29
dirtycheeks
i like how I like how she kind of looks angry all the time, too. I'm into that.
01:47:34
DeeBo
Yeah, she's much nicer. Like, I think when you first see the clips, you're like, oh, she can be like a fiery whatever.
01:47:36
Steve-O
right.
01:47:40
dirtycheeks
But she's, like, sweet.
01:47:41
DeeBo
But she seems really sweet.
01:47:42
Steve-O
That's right.
01:47:43
dirtycheeks
Got a sweet core.
01:47:43
Steve-O
That's pretty.
01:47:43
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm.
01:47:44
Steve-O
That's pretty good, John. You are.
01:47:44
Dick VanMeat
ah He seems sweet too, though, doesn't he?
01:47:45
Steve-O
You're right.
01:47:47
Dick VanMeat
like oh you know look at look at this Look at this one, guys.
01:47:47
Steve-O
He does.
01:47:47
DeeBo
ski just This just John fighting a losing battle.
01:47:49
Dick VanMeat
Look at this one.
01:47:52
Dick VanMeat
Fighting.
01:47:52
DeeBo
Look how hot he is.
01:47:53
Dick VanMeat
yeah
01:47:54
Steve-O
Now, hold on. Now, who's this fella in the background?
01:47:56
Dick VanMeat
Look at his hair. ah yeah who's catholic
01:47:58
DeeBo
That's Bobby Moynihan, dude.
01:47:58
Dick VanMeat
Cal Hampton.
01:47:59
dirtycheeks
Look at
01:48:02
Dick VanMeat
Now I'm looking at the Lucia ones. Dude, she's even got
01:48:04
dirtycheeks
that guy. That fat guy? There you go.
01:48:07
Steve-O
He looks like Arthur in that shot.
01:48:08
DeeBo
You know what's funny is there was a clip, I think it was like an a Australian, I think it was an Australian a news show and like, like ah you know, like a news channel.
01:48:11
dirtycheeks
but fat guy
01:48:12
Steve-O
No, no, no.
01:48:13
dirtycheeks
ah
01:48:16
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:48:18
DeeBo
And these two women were thirsting over Jason. And I was like, wow.
01:48:22
dirtycheeks
ah yeah
01:48:23
Dick VanMeat
Really?
01:48:24
DeeBo
Yeah, and I'm like, wow.
01:48:24
Dick VanMeat
but no. I like that
01:48:25
DeeBo
It's crazy that we're in 2025, we finally got there.
01:48:28
Dick VanMeat
this is...
01:48:29
DeeBo
that That's like normal.
01:48:30
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, we finally got there, yeah. Well, you know you know you know who got there for us? Leon Kennedy in the Resident Evil 4 remake, you could you could say.
01:48:36
DeeBo
Yeah, dude, he wasn't on fucking... He wasn't on Australian Fox News.
01:48:39
Steve-O
And again, it all ties back to the beginning with who framed Roger Rabbit? and and Jessica Rabbit, huh?
01:48:44
DeeBo
Yep.
01:48:44
dirtycheeks
good it's all coming back full circle.
01:48:47
DeeBo
Let's sleep with non-human beings, please.
01:48:50
dirtycheeks
Jason looks like he looks like Ryan Gosling in the bottom picture.
01:48:53
DeeBo
Yeah, that's that that last picture, that's gosling, dude.
01:48:55
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:48:59
DeeBo
God, the hair's so good.
01:48:59
dirtycheeks
I get it.
01:49:00
DeeBo
The hair looks so good in this game.
01:49:00
dirtycheeks
I get it, but still my heart, my heart is with Lucy. Lucy.
01:49:06
DeeBo
Lucy...
01:49:06
Steve-O
Dude, I just can't wait to dress like walk around Miami.
01:49:07
Dick VanMeat
My heart's with both of them. i really i really love both of these characters.
01:49:11
dirtycheeks
It's going to break my heart when they end up being thrown from a 18 wheeler, a hundred miles an hour. And only one of them you get to to survive.
01:49:22
dirtycheeks
Like the other one goes under the tires like eight times.
01:49:23
DeeBo
Yeah, you got to pick one in slow-mo.
01:49:26
Steve-O
Dude, I would not be surprised if that was like a point in the game.
01:49:29
dirtycheeks
Oh yeah. ah You think so? That's going to be an 18 wheeler. They get crushed under.
01:49:32
Steve-O
Where it's like you choose a character for a mission and like either the character you choose or the character that you didn't choose, something happens to them.
01:49:41
dirtycheeks
Right.
01:49:41
DeeBo
You know, I'm not going to lie, though, guys.
01:49:41
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:49:43
DeeBo
I might turn because this picture of Jason is giving me Weapon 109 vibes, dude.
01:49:47
Dick VanMeat
Oh, shit. Yeah, you're going to weapon 109 the shit out of this guy.
01:49:48
DeeBo
Look at that, dude.
01:49:49
Steve-O
Oh, dude, dude, that's weapon 76 right there.
01:49:50
DeeBo
Weapon 109, dude.
01:49:50
dirtycheeks
it's the
01:49:52
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, dude.
01:49:52
dirtycheeks
ah
01:49:55
DeeBo
Guys, that my ah might my mind might change. I'm sorry.
01:49:59
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man.
01:50:00
dirtycheeks
funny too because I think him bald is his least attractive look yeah yeah
01:50:05
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, no, he's definitely...
01:50:07
Dick VanMeat
Not as not and good as the blonde, the fucking bleach blonde hair one.
01:50:11
DeeBo
We've just spent like 40 minutes just being like, oh, fuck this girl.
01:50:15
Dick VanMeat
I want to fuck all of these characters, man.
01:50:16
DeeBo
Oh, fuck them both.
01:50:17
dirtycheeks
What do you think the internet's doing right now, Devin?
01:50:20
DeeBo
I know. Yeah, that's... Yeah, I can...
01:50:22
dirtycheeks
Join the conversation, please.
01:50:23
DeeBo
You know what's funny, though? is I met up with an old friend and you know we were talking about it. He's like, now I'm not into it. I'm like, he's I don't want to play as a girl. And I'm like...
01:50:35
Dick VanMeat
Are you, who is this?
01:50:36
DeeBo
it was yeah is nobody you know It's now it's an old it's an old co-worker.
01:50:37
Dick VanMeat
yeah DM Is he that misogynist?
01:50:39
DeeBo
other co-workers. ah we just like met up and he was with he was with others co-workers And they were like, dude, you can't handle ah playing as a girl for like even like 30 minutes. like you know Because obviously you'll have to play as both of them.
01:50:55
DeeBo
And then you'll be able to probably pick whoever. hes he's He's like, it just takes me out of it.
01:50:58
Dick VanMeat
that fuck
01:51:00
DeeBo
He's like, I just can't be a guy. He's like, I don't know. It's just weird. And I'm like, he got thrashed.
01:51:04
Dick VanMeat
What a fucking loser. He got cooked.
01:51:06
DeeBo
Yeah, we were like, you bro, you need to fucking grow up, man.
01:51:07
Dick VanMeat
He got cooked? Yeah, good. Cook his ass.
01:51:09
DeeBo
and
01:51:10
dirtycheeks
Yeah, seriously.
01:51:11
DeeBo
Oh, hey, this guy.
01:51:12
dirtycheeks
So fragile, fragile masculinity.
01:51:12
Dick VanMeat
Alright, what about...
01:51:12
DeeBo
He's not.
01:51:13
Dick VanMeat
what about this shot of Jason? Hold on.
01:51:18
DeeBo
Dude.
01:51:18
Dick VanMeat
What about his hair here?
01:51:19
Steve-O
I'm telling you, the scene gets stolen by his buddy, man.
01:51:20
Dick VanMeat
That's Arthur.
01:51:22
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:51:22
Dick VanMeat
but Look at his shirt, dude.
01:51:23
dirtycheeks
Oh,
01:51:24
Dick VanMeat
I can't... Look at but look at Cal...
01:51:26
Steve-O
Although this man with the iguana.
01:51:29
DeeBo
Yeah, dude. Iguana Tech.
01:51:30
dirtycheeks
oh man, I like that guy in the middle.
01:51:33
DeeBo
God, Florida's the worst and the best at the same time.
01:51:35
dirtycheeks
it is, isn't Yeah.
01:51:36
Dick VanMeat
I know. it's gonna That's why this game is going to be so good.
01:51:38
Steve-O
I'm leaning into the water trash vibe. I can't help it, man.
01:51:41
dirtycheeks
yeah
01:51:41
Steve-O
My Jason's going to look so disgusting.
01:51:45
dirtycheeks
Well, you can't be Florida Joker because he exists already in the world.
01:51:46
DeeBo
Yeah, it's going to a real task to make these guys ugly, you know?
01:51:52
DeeBo
Dude, you know what? I was thinking about checking up on that guy because he was giving updates.
01:51:55
dirtycheeks
How's he
01:51:56
DeeBo
He's like, Rockstar, we'll give you another month. Give me, okay, Rockstar, you need get back to me, but let's make a good deal.
01:51:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:52:03
DeeBo
ah You got three more weeks.
01:52:05
dirtycheeks
To be honest with you, I think every state should have a Joker.
01:52:09
DeeBo
Oh, man.
01:52:09
dirtycheeks
I think Florida's head of the curve.
01:52:09
DeeBo
Yo, Philly Joker is scary, dude.
01:52:12
dirtycheeks
Philly Joker would be scary.
01:52:12
Dick VanMeat
Chris, well chris what do you think of the what do you think of the Dolphins colors on on the the football team called the Manatees?
01:52:13
DeeBo
I want to mess with Philly Joker.
01:52:19
Dick VanMeat
What you think about that?
01:52:19
dirtycheeks
Yeah, i'm all I'm all in on that.
01:52:21
Steve-O
That's fun.
01:52:21
dirtycheeks
like
01:52:22
Dick VanMeat
yeah here ah Here's a good one.
01:52:22
dirtycheeks
that That's so fun. The colors are so fun in this. The palettes they're using.
01:52:27
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:52:28
dirtycheeks
it's like It's so fake.
01:52:30
DeeBo
Yeah, because it's it's that without going like hard 80s, you know?
01:52:34
Steve-O
Mm hmm. They've already done that, but like, you know, they still have those like ah tropical color palettes.
01:52:36
DeeBo
Exactly, yeah.
01:52:41
dirtycheeks
There's like a phoniness to everything that I really dig. like Everything looks synthetic. I like it.
01:52:48
Steve-O
I'm curious if there's going to be like, I mean, it looks like it kind of there's the mini golf thing, but I wonder if there's going to be like a Disney World equivalent.
01:52:57
DeeBo
dude stop stop stop there has to be yeah pause dude dude that guy he's the he's he's like no he's the guy that like you bring on to the crew and he's the crazy one you know you're like i thought we were cool and you're a psychopath like that's that's this
01:52:57
dirtycheeks
Ooh, Steve, pause, Steve, pause.
01:52:58
Dick VanMeat
look at the Look at this guy. Look at this character. Raul Bautista. Look at this guy.
01:53:04
Steve-O
Oh,
01:53:08
Dick VanMeat
He's Dutch. He's going to be the Dutch.
01:53:19
dirtycheeks
you think they're Do you think there's going to be Florida man missions? Like you got to take the crown? like the crown
01:53:26
DeeBo
What are we doing if not?
01:53:26
dirtycheeks
And you do more and more crazy shit.
01:53:28
Steve-O
Dude, hands down, there's going to be freaking swamp boat races. Something like that.
01:53:34
dirtycheeks
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:53:35
Steve-O
Like fan boats and shit.
01:53:38
dirtycheeks
Running around with your pants on, chasing a pig.
01:53:38
DeeBo
Yeah, this guy's not the main villain of the game. i don't know.
01:53:42
Dick VanMeat
No, he's and he's there's a there's a clip of him and Lucia doing ah like a bank robbery. Raul.
01:53:48
DeeBo
Dude.
01:53:49
Dick VanMeat
So he's going to be on your squad, I think.
01:53:50
DeeBo
Yeah, also, like, I watched, the I did watch a digital foundry of, like, the this trailer, and they were just talking about, like, the reflections in, like, the side view mirrors and stuff.
01:54:00
DeeBo
Like, it's insane.
01:54:01
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, stuff that you don't see in games, like ever.
01:54:03
Steve-O
Yeah, dude, look at the reflections in this guy's sunglasses.
01:54:05
DeeBo
Yeah, that's what it reminded me of.
01:54:05
Steve-O
That's crazy. Yeah.
01:54:06
DeeBo
I'm like, ah. And, you know, these are, like, bull shots, as the industry would call them. but
01:54:13
dirtycheeks
slices. Perfect slices.
01:54:15
DeeBo
Yeah, you know, it's like, oh, cool.
01:54:16
Dick VanMeat
ah Compared to, what what was that game you guys played? Fucking the Ubisoft game? or Where there was no reflection of the other building on on watch the watch.
01:54:24
Steve-O
Oh, watchdogs.
01:54:25
DeeBo
Oh, yeah.
01:54:27
dirtycheeks
too much money. Can't do that.
01:54:31
Steve-O
This is going to be incredible when it comes out.
01:54:31
dirtycheeks
Really?
01:54:31
Dick VanMeat
God damn, dude.
01:54:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:54:33
Steve-O
And, you know, I'm glad they did this.
01:54:33
dirtycheeks
Wake up.
01:54:35
Steve-O
They gave us a treat after hurting us.
01:54:37
DeeBo
Dude. That would have been fucked. Can you imagine, like, two years without a trailer?
01:54:43
Dick VanMeat
Well, they gotta keep the investors like invested, right?
01:54:46
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:54:46
Dick VanMeat
So this is like...
01:54:46
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:54:48
Dick VanMeat
Everybody's hearing all the hype of behind it just now just because of the trailer and it's like...
01:54:52
DeeBo
it's just It's just like stung a little bit because it's like you guys didn't. You guys knew this wasn't coming out. should have just been honest with us.
01:55:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, you think Naughty Dog's taking notes right now on the fucking attention to detail on these things?
01:55:05
DeeBo
um Dude, I mean, those two are like the best in the game.
01:55:06
Dick VanMeat
Or do you think they need to? They're the best when it comes to that that kind of stuff, I guess, right?
01:55:10
DeeBo
Yeah. And like what's and again, my whole thing with Rockstar and like GTA and Red Dead, it's like when you have all the time all the talent and all the money as you need. Like, this is what you get.
01:55:26
DeeBo
You know, it's like that saying where it's like, you can only have like two of the three things in that triangle.
01:55:26
Dick VanMeat
yeah a Dude, see, it's shit like this, dude.
01:55:30
dirtycheeks
Did you guys read that guy's shirt?
01:55:31
DeeBo
Right. Time, talent, money.
01:55:34
dirtycheeks
Did you read that old man's shirt?
01:55:34
DeeBo
ah wait, what's this? Kenny. Yeah.
01:55:37
dirtycheeks
Kenny Brewster, i got a big truck with your face on it.
01:55:42
DeeBo
are
01:55:45
dirtycheeks
So is that supposed to be Jimmy Buffett, right?
01:55:47
Dick VanMeat
That shit fucking...
01:55:49
Steve-O
Yeah, that has to be.
01:55:49
DeeBo
yeah
01:55:49
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:55:50
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
01:55:50
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:55:50
Dick VanMeat
Or kenny Kenny Rogers, probably, a mix between them.
01:55:53
dirtycheeks
Yeah. Yeah. um yeah yeah
01:55:55
DeeBo
yeah but But yeah, it's like when you have when you afford it when you're afforded all the time you need and you clearly have and don't say unlimited budget, but this is probably as close to ah and unlimited budget as you'll ever get in the industry.
01:56:00
Dick VanMeat
I love that.
01:56:10
DeeBo
like and you And you have the money to hire and the prestige to hire whoever you want.
01:56:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:56:15
DeeBo
like This is what you get. And it's like nobody with the exception of maybe like a naughty dog could do this.
01:56:22
Steve-O
What is the movie equivalent?
01:56:23
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:56:23
Steve-O
that it Would it be like Disney, like with the Avengers or whatever?
01:56:25
DeeBo
I don't we even know.
01:56:27
Steve-O
i don't know.
01:56:27
DeeBo
Yeah, like Avengers, maybe like Avatar.
01:56:28
Dick VanMeat
like ah like a christopher nolan Like a Christopher Nolan movie.
01:56:30
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:56:30
dirtycheeks
That's what I was going to say.
01:56:31
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:56:32
dirtycheeks
Christopher Nolan movie......................
01:56:33
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:56:33
Dick VanMeat
Christopher like super summer blockbuster, like $500 million dollar movie.
01:56:33
DeeBo
Yeah. yeah Yeah. Or like, or yeah, James Cameron.
01:56:37
Steve-O
Avatar.
01:56:37
DeeBo
Yeah. James Cameron. Like, oh, yeah.
01:56:39
Dick VanMeat
James Cameron, yeah.
01:56:39
DeeBo
Give me my unlimited budget. It's me. And I know what I'm doing. And like, it'll fucking come out when it fucking comes out. Don't worry about it. Like, it'll make a billion dollars. And yeah, deal with it.
01:56:51
Dick VanMeat
This is single-handedly...
01:56:51
DeeBo
I feel like that's it. Yeah.
01:56:52
Dick VanMeat
This game's gonna restore the economy after the economy crashes this year.
01:56:56
DeeBo
Well, the thing is, I read a lot of investors are like freaking out because they were hoping it was going to do it this year.
01:56:56
Dick VanMeat
Isn't that crazy to think about? It is.
01:57:04
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. No, they're gonna...
01:57:05
DeeBo
And they're like, oh, 2025 is fucked, like as ah as a year. and then And then as a result, though, guys, as a result with this delay, and then all, isn't it funny?
01:57:09
Dick VanMeat
That's crazy.
01:57:09
dirtycheeks
and's say it's fair That's a fair prediction.
01:57:16
DeeBo
All those release dates started coming out. Oh, yeah, This game's coming out this and Borderlands.
01:57:19
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Yeah.
01:57:22
dirtycheeks
Everybody was edging.
01:57:22
DeeBo
Actually, Borderlands coming early.
01:57:22
Steve-O
Yeah, everybody got comfortable.
01:57:24
dirtycheeks
Everybody was edging for for months, and now they get to release.
01:57:25
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:29
Steve-O
All
01:57:30
DeeBo
Oh, mafia.
01:57:31
dirtycheeks
Easy.
01:57:31
DeeBo
All right.
01:57:33
dirtycheeks
Let loose, fellas.
01:57:34
Dick VanMeat
This is crazy.
Console Wars: Xbox vs PlayStation
01:57:35
dirtycheeks
That's what...
01:57:35
Steve-O
right, let's get into the end game section. Let's go through what we got, because, you know, GTA six was the big trailer this week, but we got we got some other stuff, too.
01:57:40
dirtycheeks
Oh, no.
01:57:41
dirtycheeks
Not Endgame.
01:57:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:42
DeeBo
We've got some other ones. I think we'll,
01:57:46
dirtycheeks
Greggs of War.
01:57:48
DeeBo
Yeah, Gears of War. ah It's a remaster of the remake that they did a few years ago.
01:57:56
dirtycheeks
Boom.
01:57:57
DeeBo
Notable things really is one. ah If you have it digitally, you get the upgrade for free. On Xbox, obviously.
01:58:08
DeeBo
If you have a physical copy of this game, you're just fucked, apparently, which I think is insane.
01:58:09
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:58:14
dirtycheeks
Sounds about right.
01:58:14
DeeBo
I think it's a wild that those people are left out in the cold. But the main big thing is that this is coming to PlayStation. And I f played Gears of War 1 a lot. like i've played I've probably beaten that game like maybe close to like six, seven times.
01:58:31
DeeBo
And I think I'm going to get this just so I can be like, I'm playing this on PlayStation. This is neat. And I hate that because it's only $40, so it's not a huge investment. But I think just oddly, I can just just so I can say it.
01:58:51
DeeBo
I think I'm going to get this PlayStation. Even though i played this game a million times.
01:58:56
Steve-O
That's you basically wearing the face of your enemy, Devin.
01:58:58
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, you're just literally...
01:58:58
DeeBo
Yeah. you know Yeah, that's me doing the Dead by Daylight leather face.
01:59:00
Dick VanMeat
yeah you're You're putting the ear...
01:59:02
Steve-O
a
01:59:03
DeeBo
ah
01:59:04
Steve-O
soon to have the Witcher in it
01:59:04
Dick VanMeat
You're you're putting the you're putting Xbox's ear on your Universal Soldier or necklace right now.
01:59:06
DeeBo
Yeah, that's good.
01:59:11
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:59:11
Dick VanMeat
ah you're down is it did Did they confirm it?
01:59:12
DeeBo
ah Why not? Why not, dude? Dude, Halo? um I'm getting Halo on PlayStation. Why not?
01:59:20
Dick VanMeat
Is it coming out?
01:59:20
DeeBo
Dude, dude, they don't have to. It's coming out. Are you kidding me?
01:59:23
dirtycheeks
Oh boy. It's over.
01:59:25
DeeBo
What? If Gears, it was Gears and Halo. They're like, if Gears goes, Halo goes. Halo goes, Gears goes. There's no...
01:59:32
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:59:32
DeeBo
Dude, he bowed down. What can he say?
01:59:35
Dick VanMeat
There's no stopping to it now. Yeah.
01:59:36
DeeBo
and And again, that weird psycho part of me loves going on Twitter and looking up those. Not really Twitter, but you know, because I don't really actively go. But i when I go on Twitter, I look for those fan, those fan hardcore fan accounts.
01:59:52
DeeBo
And it's just so toxic. And I just feed off of it. I'm like, oh, this is so bad. These are such shitty people having shitty takes, but I can't get enough of it.
02:00:01
Steve-O
I get so excited when I see somebody with a blue checkmark because I know they're going to have something terrible to say.
02:00:06
DeeBo
ah This guy, this one guy, he's like day seven of reach of tweeting the same post, which is just telling, ah but what's the, why am I blank?
02:00:06
Dick VanMeat
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
02:00:16
DeeBo
ah Phil Spencer, he's like, please retire, please retire.
02:00:19
Steve-O
Yeah, just going after Phil.
02:00:20
DeeBo
He's just demanding that this guy resigns because he let Gears of War go on PlayStation.
02:00:24
dirtycheeks
And phil Phil reads every one those.
02:00:24
Steve-O
Hang it up, Phil.
02:00:25
DeeBo
He's like, this is day eight. Yeah.
02:00:29
Steve-O
Dude, that's why he was like almost about to jump off a bridge in that one that one interview.
02:00:35
DeeBo
Yeah, that's why he hates Because he was told he had to give up Gears. he's like, God damn it. and And people, you know, because you look at old posts, because that's the that's the real bread and butter, right? These guys find like a two-year-old interview where they're like, oh, I mean, if Gears comes out, like, get your picture or shredding.
02:00:51
DeeBo
Like, yeah, yeah, people going to freak out. And then it's like, here it is.
02:00:54
Steve-O
the
02:00:55
DeeBo
And it's like, oh, boy.
02:00:56
dirtycheeks
Nothing.
02:00:57
DeeBo
i love it.
02:00:58
dirtycheeks
With the with with the whimper.
02:01:00
DeeBo
Yeah. With a win. Yeah, exactly. No one's like, oh, yeah, can't wait. Yeah.
02:01:04
Steve-O
At least Sega had the balls to announce they were going third party.
02:01:08
DeeBo
Yeah, you know, it's just weird. Just do it, you know? mean, they already said, like, oh, if you want an Xbox, it's going to cost just as much as a PlayStation 5 Pro.
02:01:19
Steve-O
I feel like they did that on purpose, man, so they could just get out of the so the market.
02:01:24
dirtycheeks
Don't even buy it.
02:01:24
DeeBo
it Yeah, just intentionally tank.
02:01:25
dirtycheeks
Don't even buy our consoles, please.
02:01:28
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, fuck it. Why not? Who cares? ah But, yeah, in terms of other game stuff, we got Mafia the Old Country. We talked about a little bit.
02:01:37
dirtycheeks
Nafia.
02:01:37
DeeBo
Again,
02:01:38
Steve-O
It looks really good.
02:01:39
DeeBo
Dude, I'll be honest. There's not a bad Mafia game. Mafia games are all pretty good. It's just, you know, it's it's just the Mafia. is that You got to be into Mafia stuff, I guess.
02:01:50
Steve-O
Yeah, you will get to be in Italy in this one.
02:01:52
DeeBo
Yeah, like I don't think this is going to be, yeah.
02:01:52
dirtycheeks
Don't forget about it, guys. When it comes out, don't forget about it.
02:01:55
DeeBo
ah But again, 50 bucks. Unnecessarily 50 bucks. They just said, hey, by the way, that's 50 bucks. And it went from a game that even though I played all of them, it went from a game that where I went, that's cool to like, ah yeah, I'm probably going to buy this as soon as it comes out.
02:02:09
Steve-O
but When does this come out? Do you know?
02:02:14
DeeBo
Pre-order now.
02:02:16
Steve-O
August 8th.
02:02:17
DeeBo
August 8th, yeah.
02:02:17
dirtycheeks
I'd buy a $50 game where it's mafia in in the year 2000 and you're just a fat guy eats honeycomb cereal all day.
02:02:25
DeeBo
That's me, Chris. That's just me.
02:02:27
dirtycheeks
It's Tony Soprano too. I love to play that. Yeah,
02:02:30
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:02:30
Steve-O
I gotta go to psychiatry.
02:02:31
DeeBo
That's a game called The Sopranos, Chris.
02:02:33
dirtycheeks
I go to my psychiatrist.
02:02:34
Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
02:02:35
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:02:35
Steve-O
i'm um I'm curious, like, you know, what other games are coming around this time, because, you know, if if the window is sparse, why
Upcoming Film and Game Trailers
02:02:44
Steve-O
not?
02:02:44
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:02:44
Steve-O
Like, this seems like it might be just like a good like, all August, let's let's play some games.
02:02:51
DeeBo
Yeah. When the Summer Game Fest is coming up, right? June 6th.
02:02:56
Steve-O
That's when our fantasy league goes big mode.
02:02:57
DeeBo
That's when... That's... That's when, yeah, spend the last of your pennies.
02:02:59
dirtycheeks
Oh boy.
02:03:02
dirtycheeks
when it might get violent, everybody. So let's just be careful.
02:03:05
DeeBo
Yeah. And i yeah i think I think that's when we're going to get a ah boatload of release dates.
02:03:11
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:03:12
DeeBo
Because in this, yeah, it's like, what are we doing, guys? the The monster left the cave, you know? Like, the dragon flew away.
02:03:18
dirtycheeks
Oh boy.
02:03:19
DeeBo
You can go...
02:03:20
dirtycheeks
He did.
02:03:21
DeeBo
You could post your stuff. But anyway, listen, ah GTA, clearly the trailer to to keep your eye on. But before that, I saw this trailer for Together, and I was even more in.
02:03:34
Dick VanMeat
I didn't watch it. Yeah, I didn't watch it.
02:03:36
DeeBo
it's ah It's good.
02:03:37
dirtycheeks
This is looking pretty good. ah
02:03:40
DeeBo
Pretty good. ah Yeah, it's it's just body horror to the extreme.
02:03:45
Steve-O
This is the one where like the eyes touch, right?
02:03:45
DeeBo
Yeah. yeah Yeah, like for whatever reason, they're just they're slowly blending into each other. I liked it, and I'm i'm pretty much, I'm hard in on that.
02:03:58
DeeBo
Also, we got a trailer for a movie I didn't think I'd be interested in, but I don't know. This seemed really good. It's The Long Walk.
02:04:07
dirtycheeks
Yeah, good trailer.
02:04:09
DeeBo
Yeah, apparently a ah decent short story. I've never read it. ah Stephen King.
02:04:16
dirtycheeks
If I'm going to read anything by Richard Bachman, it's going to be Running Man, which I read.
02:04:19
DeeBo
ah we Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Bachman, right? Not necessarily.
02:04:23
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:04:24
dirtycheeks
actually really like Running Man. oh Thank you. Thank you very much.
02:04:24
DeeBo
ah
02:04:26
DeeBo
good yeah
02:04:27
dirtycheeks
Thank you.
02:04:27
DeeBo
um an interesting thing that i that somebody brought up was they're like, oh, in the book they had to... Because the whole thing, right? If you don't know what it is, it's like... They're whatever, for whatever reason, dystopian future, but they have to, they're going the long walk to win a prize, I guess, a bunch of money.
02:04:47
DeeBo
ah But it's like speed for humans, meaning you have to maintain a pace of over three miles per hour. And if you fall under it, looks like you have like a few seconds to get back up there.
02:04:59
DeeBo
But if you don't, you get killed and the last person, you know, I guess wins the money. Apparently in the book, it was four miles per hour. and You go on the treadmill, you put that thing up to four miles per hour.
02:05:11
dirtycheeks
You're moving.
02:05:12
DeeBo
That's a pretty intense pace, dude.
02:05:13
dirtycheeks
It's grueling. It's grueling.
02:05:14
DeeBo
Yeah. i'll like We had to make it realistic and make it a three mile per hour walk. But yeah yeah, just like.
02:05:20
dirtycheeks
Because people got fatter since this book came out.
02:05:21
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:05:24
DeeBo
Also, it's like, wait, you want the whole movie where they're like.
02:05:26
Dick VanMeat
Peace.
02:05:27
dirtycheeks
Yeah. Yes. Devin, yes.
02:05:30
DeeBo
I don't want that.
02:05:30
dirtycheeks
I do.
02:05:31
DeeBo
I don't want that.
02:05:31
dirtycheeks
i i want to watch really overweight children, Huffin and Puffin.
02:05:31
DeeBo
No. yeah But no it's just stuff like like like this guy had to tie his shoe and they're like, buddy, you better tie this shoe real fucking quick. Otherwise, you're gonna your face going to get blown off.
02:05:43
DeeBo
Which I was pretty into. But other trailer, this trailer called Honey Don't, which is by one of the Coens, Joel col Cohen.
02:05:51
dirtycheeks
Joel
02:05:53
DeeBo
wrote this movie down... hadn't this actually i wrote this movie down This before a trailer came out, but solely based off the cast. i was like, oh, this one of those movies where like it might not even be good, but the cast is pretty great.
02:06:09
DeeBo
So I'm automatically interested. But yeah, man, it's I heard that last movie they did. I heard was really bad.
02:06:18
dirtycheeks
He did. Just one.
02:06:19
DeeBo
Yeah, he did, which is not good, right?
02:06:20
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:06:20
dirtycheeks
Joel Cohen. I guess so. don't know.
02:06:23
DeeBo
yeah You didn't see it either?
02:06:25
dirtycheeks
I, yeah, I didn't watch it. I, yeah, I guess that kind of drew me away from it.
02:06:27
DeeBo
I've heard nothing but really bad things.
02:06:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:06:32
dirtycheeks
I, uh, yeah, it was even the Coen brothers, the kind of later career, like Hail Caesar. I was, that was awful.
02:06:38
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
02:06:39
dirtycheeks
It was an awful movie.
02:06:39
DeeBo
That was not that good.
02:06:41
dirtycheeks
Um, I've kind of not been keeping up with them as much.
02:06:46
DeeBo
Yeah. it It's still, I'm still at a point where it's gonna, I'm gonna perk my ears up, but yeah I don't know if it's an auto watch like it used to be.
Netflix Pricing and Personal Anecdotes
02:06:58
DeeBo
But then we also got Squid Games official trailer for season three. i think i I think I knew this, but the fact that they're like, this is the last season.
02:07:03
Dick VanMeat
Squid Game!
02:07:05
dirtycheeks
Squid games!
02:07:06
Dick VanMeat
Squid Game!
02:07:08
dirtycheeks
Squid
02:07:10
DeeBo
Yeah, Squid Games! Don't tell that damn picture.
02:07:13
dirtycheeks
games!
02:07:14
DeeBo
It's pissed. But no, I guess the fact that they're like, yeah, by the way, this is the final season makes me like good. I don't think we could have done this one more time.
02:07:21
dirtycheeks
Yeah. Same here. Very happy this is ending.
02:07:24
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
02:07:26
DeeBo
ah Yeah. June 20th. No, they're doing the are they doing the thing where they're splitting it again? No, June 27th.
02:07:34
dirtycheeks
No, God, no. I hope not.
02:07:35
Steve-O
Are they splitting the split?
02:07:35
Dick VanMeat
Let's go again.
02:07:36
DeeBo
No, no, they're not.
02:07:36
Steve-O
They already split it.
02:07:36
dirtycheeks
no no no No, no, no, no, no.
02:07:37
DeeBo
They're not. Yeah, yeah they're not. They're not. They're not.
02:07:39
dirtycheeks
No more double splits.
02:07:41
dirtycheeks
That shit ain't happening. Not on my watch. That's Netflix CEO.
02:07:41
DeeBo
yeah
02:07:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:07:47
DeeBo
Dude, it's so wait, quick sidebar. So Jenny and I, we finally did like the adult thing and we like made a joint account and then we threw like the bills in and she goes to me, she's like, you're spending $27 a month on Netflix. And I'm like, bro, that's how much it is.
02:08:08
DeeBo
And she didn't believe me.
02:08:08
dirtycheeks
Of
02:08:09
DeeBo
And I was like, yeah, Netflix is fucking brutal.
02:08:10
Dick VanMeat
Nah, it is
02:08:12
Steve-O
That's that 4K one, right?
02:08:13
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:08:14
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, it's the 4K one. When I go four k TV, what do you fucking want me to do?
02:08:15
dirtycheeks
course. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
02:08:18
DeeBo
What am I, poor? Am poor, Steve?
02:08:20
dirtycheeks
Mm-hmm.
02:08:21
DeeBo
Yes, I am, but that's besides the point. But she was literally like, there's no way. And she fucking looked. I'm like, yeah, remember all those times I would complain to you about how Netflix is raising the price and you didn't care because you weren't paying it?
02:08:34
DeeBo
Like, that now we're paying it.
02:08:35
Dick VanMeat
Nah, we're paying out. You're paying it.
02:08:36
Steve-O
yeah You're in now.
02:08:38
DeeBo
And yeah, now you're in. Now you have context of why I think it's fucking obnoxious. But
02:08:45
DeeBo
I don't know. It's just, there's...
02:08:47
Steve-O
What if she starts taking on traits of you because she is also taking on your like the things you have to pay?
02:08:52
dirtycheeks
Oh, the Netflix?
02:08:53
DeeBo
I think that'd be the end of it. I think that'd be the end of it. I don't think I could deal with that. I had to deal with my dad today, and I think I'd get enough of that from him, and I was like, this ain't gonna work.
02:09:04
dirtycheeks
Oh. Let me join you Netflix again.
02:09:07
Steve-O
Devin, give me that password.
02:09:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:09:08
dirtycheeks
Don't give me a bad word.
02:09:10
DeeBo
dude, you, you laugh, but like that, we had an actual screaming match today because he was trying to, he couldn't get onto his ah printer.
02:09:22
DeeBo
And I'm like, well, it's probably cause you're not on your own wifi, which is a sad, but common issue with him. ah and then I went to go into a settings to check and my dad had downloaded yet another 15 antivirus apps.
02:09:35
dirtycheeks
Good.
02:09:36
Steve-O
Mmm.
02:09:36
DeeBo
So it asked me for a passcode to get into a settings. Um,
02:09:39
dirtycheeks
Cool.
02:09:39
DeeBo
And I'm like, why? And then he just starts freaking out. I asked that.
02:09:43
Steve-O
Wow.
02:09:43
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:09:43
DeeBo
And I started freaking out.
02:09:44
Steve-O
Okay.
02:09:45
DeeBo
And I was like,
02:09:45
Steve-O
Goddamn man's trying to take my shit, Devin.
02:09:48
DeeBo
dude, because like, no, literally last time I was there, I wiped his phone clean. was like, this is the only way to remove this, whatever you've done.
02:09:53
dirtycheeks
I like to think that
02:09:57
dirtycheeks
I think most of interactions you have with your your father now are going to be like some interactions in Grand Theft Auto 6.
02:10:04
DeeBo
Yeah. You know, like if,
02:10:04
dirtycheeks
I think you're going to talk to someone like like Devin's dad.
02:10:07
DeeBo
Listen, if we had like, if we had like assault rifles and the ability to respawn, we would just kill each other nonstop.
02:10:10
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:10:15
dirtycheeks
but
02:10:16
DeeBo
I think like GTA, like we're just in a fucking, but we're in a server room, dude. That's what it would be like.
02:10:22
dirtycheeks
I'm not going to be surprised if Jason goes at home to see his father and he's I've got to get into your Wi-Fi. And the father's like, you've got a fucking password
02:10:29
DeeBo
What the fuck's alive, man?
02:10:31
Steve-O
if we it, what if like they found Devon's dad and they were like, he's perfect for this one NPC.
02:10:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:10:35
dirtycheeks
on it.
02:10:39
DeeBo
I would be like, you unique they'd email him a bunch of they're like, he never got back to us.
02:10:39
dirtycheeks
Jason's father. He
02:10:44
DeeBo
I'm like, that's because he, yeah, it was because he has 15 different emails and 300 different wifi's.
02:10:45
Steve-O
Right.
02:10:45
dirtycheeks
wasn't on his Wi-Fi. He couldn't get back
02:10:53
DeeBo
Anyway, tangent aside, Peacemaker season two trailer, uh, another good trailer.
02:10:54
dirtycheeks
Yeah.
02:10:59
DeeBo
I like it. I liked Peacemaker. I was a fan. i am a fan. Uh,
02:11:04
dirtycheeks
Bringing back my boy vigilante.
02:11:06
DeeBo
August 21st.
02:11:06
dirtycheeks
We're in.
02:11:08
DeeBo
Yeah, dude. forgot how much I like. fish
02:11:10
Dick VanMeat
hawk girls talk about popcorn butts getting big then show it and show it show it then Chris Chris Chris can you prove it please
02:11:13
DeeBo
Yeah. But green lanterns in it.
02:11:14
dirtycheeks
But it's getting big.
02:11:17
DeeBo
Yeah. Prove it.
02:11:19
dirtycheeks
and
02:11:19
Steve-O
Guys, I don't know.
02:11:21
dirtycheeks
i haven't done that research yet.
02:11:24
DeeBo
Prove it, Dina.
02:11:24
Steve-O
I don't I don't know how you guys can support Peacemaker season two now that John Cena has gone heel.
02:11:33
dirtycheeks
Well, Steve, i have something I gotta tell you.
02:11:34
DeeBo
Can I be honest? I... I just watch a few clips and I just don't buy it. I'm like, how is he so bad at this? Even though like, this is what he's. don't
02:11:44
Steve-O
He dressed down that child.
02:11:46
dirtycheeks
Cool. Was he sick?
02:11:48
DeeBo
know.
02:11:48
dirtycheeks
Did he have cancer?
02:11:49
Steve-O
No, he was just dressed like John Cena.
02:11:49
dirtycheeks
The kid? No.
02:11:52
DeeBo
That's the thing. He's not, he's just being
02:11:54
dirtycheeks
If he went to a hospital it was mean to a cancer kid, I would be like, oh, I get it.
02:11:55
DeeBo
ru
02:11:58
dirtycheeks
He's the heel now.
02:11:59
Steve-O
Yeah, he's just he's just a little rude.
02:12:03
dirtycheeks
I can see him.
02:12:03
DeeBo
Yeah, that's it. He's just being rude. He's not doing anything cool.
02:12:05
dirtycheeks
I can see him.
02:12:08
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, it's true. You can see heel Cena.
02:12:11
dirtycheeks
I can see him, man.
02:12:11
Steve-O
that's That's how he's fallen.
02:12:13
DeeBo
Yeah, that's how you know things are bad.
02:12:14
dirtycheeks
It's not good.
02:12:16
Steve-O
When's this come out?
02:12:17
DeeBo
August something?
02:12:20
Steve-O
Wow, same thing as Mafia, Devin? You fucking idiot. What are we going to do now?
02:12:25
dirtycheeks
you What are we going to do?
02:12:25
DeeBo
Well, I'm going to...
02:12:27
dirtycheeks
What we going to do?
02:12:30
DeeBo
I don't know. I'm sorry.
02:12:31
dirtycheeks
I can't do both.
02:12:32
Steve-O
I went so aggro.
02:12:33
dirtycheeks
I can't do both.
02:12:35
Steve-O
Devin, I have the attention span of a hummingbird.
02:12:35
DeeBo
but
02:12:39
DeeBo
well that's well that's what i think boffy's gonna be so short you'll you'll be done it in like two weeks thank you thank you thank you yeah back in uh uh new conjuring movie guys last right the last one guys the last one before they make more spinoffs
02:12:44
dirtycheeks
All right. All right. you're You're okay for now. You're okay for now.
02:12:46
Steve-O
Oh, back in. Thank God. Thank God.
02:12:55
dirtycheeks
I don't think so.
02:12:59
dirtycheeks
Yep. I don't. I think is, um, are they both in it?
02:13:03
Steve-O
Yeah, it looks like they're both in it.
02:13:05
dirtycheeks
Okay.
02:13:05
DeeBo
John Cena and
02:13:05
dirtycheeks
All right. No, you don't be.
02:13:09
Steve-O
If this was the last one, they would called it The Conjuring Last Movie.
Final Film Series and Cultural Relevance
02:13:13
dirtycheeks
yeah Yeah. Really get to the heart of it.
02:13:14
DeeBo
That's not that's not what we really...
02:13:16
DeeBo
I don't think that's how it Steve.
02:13:17
Dick VanMeat
That's not how it works?
02:13:17
dirtycheeks
Really get, really get to the heart of it.
02:13:19
Dick VanMeat
You sure?
02:13:19
DeeBo
They called Indiana Jones 5 the last movie.
02:13:21
dirtycheeks
I would have personally, I would have titled it. That's it. Not even I've added the rest of the actual title.
02:13:28
Dick VanMeat
You sure? sure that's not how it works?
02:13:29
DeeBo
That's it.
02:13:29
Steve-O
You know what? Just call it Conjured.
02:13:31
dirtycheeks
That's it. and
02:13:32
Steve-O
Like, we did it.
02:13:33
dirtycheeks
Oh yeah. It's been it's been done Conjured.
02:13:34
DeeBo
Oh, well, we finally conquered it.
02:13:36
Steve-O
it's It's been done conjured.
02:13:39
dirtycheeks
That's the end of the... That's it. That's the last movie. It's been done Conjured.
02:13:45
Steve-O
This is Jason and Lucy if they went an alternative route.
02:13:49
DeeBo
Oh, dude.
02:13:51
dirtycheeks
They're a lovely couple though in The Conjuring. I got it. That's the one.
02:13:53
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
02:13:54
Steve-O
Yeah, they're both fucking scam artists.
02:13:57
DeeBo
All right, right.
02:13:57
Steve-O
IRL.
02:13:58
dirtycheeks
Yeah, but it's like
02:13:59
Steve-O
Supposedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.
02:14:00
dirtycheeks
they're really They really love each other, though.
02:14:01
DeeBo
Definitely.
02:14:03
Steve-O
They do really love each other.
02:14:05
dirtycheeks
That's nice.
02:14:05
Steve-O
Find somebody who will pull a scam on the entire world with you.
02:14:08
dirtycheeks
I know, right? That's a do or die. The fucking partner in crime, baby. PIC.
02:14:14
DeeBo
Yeah. I mean, ah i respect it.
02:14:16
dirtycheeks
Partner in Conjuring.
02:14:19
DeeBo
God damn it. I think they don't conjure anything. Isn't that crazy?
02:14:23
dirtycheeks
be Every fucking movie, Devin!
02:14:26
DeeBo
No, no, they don't. They just got to deal with what was conjured.
02:14:31
dirtycheeks
See him conjuring shit all the time.
02:14:34
DeeBo
Ridiculous. I'll tell you.
02:14:35
Steve-O
It's stupid name for a movie. Why do we call it that?
02:14:39
DeeBo
The Conjuring?
02:14:39
dirtycheeks
and it's kind of like word diarrhea.
02:14:41
DeeBo
Because those first two movies were haters, bro.
02:14:44
Steve-O
Yeah, but they got to call it something real good.
02:14:46
DeeBo
Like the scary movie.
02:14:47
dirtycheeks
It almost has that vibe.
02:14:49
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:14:49
dirtycheeks
It almost has the vibe of that 30 Rock fake movie, Rural Juror.
02:14:53
Steve-O
Real Drew.
02:14:54
dirtycheeks
Where the name kind of doesn't work. like If there was more
02:14:58
Steve-O
Conner.
02:14:59
dirtycheeks
If there was more to it, it wouldn't work. The Conjuring, that's fine. But if it was like the Conjuring of Ghost, that would have been the dumbest thing in the world.
02:15:03
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:15:08
dirtycheeks
So, yeah, I've seen them all for some reason.
02:15:13
DeeBo
So have Well, listen, again, those first two are are pretty pretty damn good movies. And then some of those spinoffs are pretty damn good.
02:15:19
dirtycheeks
Yeah. Yeah.
02:15:21
Steve-O
There was ah one of the Annabelle movies. I don't know which one, but people really liked it. Oh my god, who honked?
02:15:28
dirtycheeks
That was me. I came out. I'm sorry. I've had Chinese coming up.
02:15:31
Steve-O
Oh my goodness. I didn't remember.
02:15:33
DeeBo
When you had a Chinese man in your in your room?
02:15:34
dirtycheeks
I ate him.
02:15:35
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:15:35
dirtycheeks
Yeah. And he's making some noises.
02:15:37
Steve-O
Was he on a scooter? What the fuck?
02:15:39
dirtycheeks
I ate the, I ate my dog squeaky toy.
02:15:42
DeeBo
chris is Chris has just been on the street just walking with a microphone.
02:15:42
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
02:15:42
dirtycheeks
All right.
02:15:45
Steve-O
ah
02:15:46
DeeBo
Podcasting.
02:15:46
dirtycheeks
Of course. Don't you wander when you do this?
02:15:50
DeeBo
I should, doing errands.
02:15:50
dirtycheeks
and I get all my ideas.
02:15:50
Steve-O
i'd be I'd be super into that. Chris just like fucking going about town.
02:15:56
dirtycheeks
like Frank Drebin. He's just wandering in the into the wilderness.
02:15:58
DeeBo
Picking up milk at the Wawa.
02:16:00
Steve-O
Holding a whiskey glass and a microphone.
02:16:02
dirtycheeks
Well, that's more... I'm a trail park boy at that point.
02:16:06
DeeBo
It's a little too classy, dude. Yeah, it's too classy for Chris.
02:16:09
dirtycheeks
Well, guys, I think that's all she wrote.
02:16:12
DeeBo
That is, yeah. We are tune in next week for stuff.
02:16:16
dirtycheeks
Tuna. Tuna.
02:16:19
DeeBo
Something's going to happen.
02:16:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:16:20
dirtycheeks
Something should happen.
02:16:21
DeeBo
I don't think it's going to be a GTA 6 trailer, but...
02:16:21
Steve-O
Next in week, we are going to go through more movies ah and compare them to Spider-Man one and see if they are more.
02:16:29
dirtycheeks
Oh, man.
02:16:31
Steve-O
but What was it? What was the word we said?
02:16:32
dirtycheeks
ah Culturally relevant.
02:16:34
Steve-O
Culturally relevant.
02:16:37
DeeBo
Yeah, wait.
02:16:37
Dick VanMeat
Topical?
02:16:38
dirtycheeks
Topical still.
02:16:39
DeeBo
Random movie generator. This is...
02:16:40
dirtycheeks
on On the tips of everybody's tongue still. You know, everybody's still talking.
02:16:44
Dick VanMeat
On the tips of everybody's tits.
02:16:46
dirtycheeks
Everything on the tits ah tips of everybody's tits.
02:16:48
Steve-O
Spider-Man 1 or The Wailing?
02:16:52
DeeBo
Ooh.
02:16:53
Dick VanMeat
The Wailing is a better movie.
02:16:55
DeeBo
Culturally relevant.
02:16:55
Steve-O
No, no, but what's more culturally relevant?
02:16:55
dirtycheeks
Is it?
02:16:58
Dick VanMeat
Oh, Spider-Man, probably.
02:16:59
dirtycheeks
Spider-Man, there's more memes.
02:16:59
Dick VanMeat
you kidding me?
02:16:59
DeeBo
You know, what Chris, I got a good one.
02:17:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:17:00
DeeBo
i got a good one.
02:17:02
dirtycheeks
There's
02:17:03
DeeBo
twenty eleven s Winnie the Pooh.
02:17:07
dirtycheeks
more memes.
02:17:08
Dick VanMeat
twenty eleven
02:17:09
dirtycheeks
What?
02:17:09
DeeBo
I don't know.
02:17:09
dirtycheeks
Are you crazy? Spider-Man 1.
02:17:11
DeeBo
any More culturally relevant than Winnie the Pooh?
02:17:15
dirtycheeks
Of course.
02:17:16
DeeBo
Damn.
02:17:16
dirtycheeks
i mean, that movie versus Spider-Man 1, yeah, totally.
02:17:19
DeeBo
Fine. What about License the Wed?
02:17:23
Steve-O
Oh, I found one.
02:17:23
DeeBo
Rob Williams.
02:17:26
DeeBo
Oh.
02:17:26
Steve-O
I found Spider-Man 2 or D2, the Mighty Ducks.
02:17:31
DeeBo
Oh, Spider-Man 2?
02:17:33
Steve-O
I'm sorry, Spider-Man.
02:17:33
DeeBo
and but Yeah, yeah, dude.
02:17:34
Steve-O
Never mind. Fuck me then. Spider-Man.
02:17:35
dirtycheeks
yeah too permit me I think it is too I yeah
02:17:36
DeeBo
There's no...
02:17:36
Steve-O
Well, here. it Wait, hold on. Here's one. Spider-Man 1 or Spider-Man 2.
02:17:41
Dick VanMeat
Spider-Man... Wait, cultural? Oh, man. It's hard, because Spider...
02:17:46
DeeBo
Yeah, it's Spider-Man 2. It's Spider-Man 2. over one.
02:17:50
Dick VanMeat
mean, Spider-Man 2 is the better movie, but like...
02:17:51
DeeBo
The train scene, the train scenes in that, that, that thing is riffed on constantly.
02:18:03
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but like...
02:18:04
dirtycheeks
there's more memes associated with the first spider-man movie yeah it sure does doesn't it you're right that's a good point
02:18:07
Dick VanMeat
Third, Spider-Man has the most memes.
02:18:10
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. That's that movie.
02:18:11
Dick VanMeat
ah Spider-Man 3 might be the most the more most cultural of the of the trilogy.
02:18:15
DeeBo
Oh, um I don't like that one. That one doesn't feel good.
02:18:18
Dick VanMeat
I don't like that at all!
02:18:18
DeeBo
That one doesn't feel good.
02:18:19
Dick VanMeat
Well, you know what?
02:18:22
Dick VanMeat
You know what?
02:18:22
DeeBo
Fuck you.
02:18:23
Dick VanMeat
that's
02:18:23
dirtycheeks
you fucking asshole you know what
02:18:24
Dick VanMeat
fuck it true Yeah, it's the truth.
02:18:24
Steve-O
Alright,
02:18:25
DeeBo
Jesus, man.
02:18:26
Dick VanMeat
It's fucking truth, dog.
02:18:26
DeeBo
You got to do me like that, John.
02:18:29
Dick VanMeat
Fucking cry about it.
02:18:29
Steve-O
we gotta wrap this up before Jon kills any more of us.
02:18:30
Dick VanMeat
Fucking cry about it.
02:18:31
DeeBo
I don't know.
02:18:32
dirtycheeks
yeah we're Yeah, we're getting antsy.
02:18:33
Dick VanMeat
Fucking cry about it.
02:18:33
Steve-O
God damn.
02:18:34
dirtycheeks
We're getting angry.
02:18:35
DeeBo
You know what?
02:18:36
dirtycheeks
Gotta cut this off.
02:18:37
DeeBo
Are you going to look like the Spider-Man 3 is for me?
02:18:39
Dick VanMeat
Spider-Man!
02:18:41
DeeBo
You know what?
02:18:41
dirtycheeks
know what the Culture of Ravens and Spider-Man movies
02:18:44
Dick VanMeat
Christopher Dolan. Who's got the nerdiest director name?
02:18:50
DeeBo
Oh, Rian Johnson.
02:18:50
Steve-O
Oh.
02:18:52
dirtycheeks
Rain Johnson. Yeah.
02:18:53
DeeBo
Rian Johnson.
02:18:54
Dick VanMeat
Francis Ford Coppola.
02:18:57
Steve-O
Right?
02:18:57
dirtycheeks
Yeah, that's been good.
02:19:01
Dick VanMeat
Delish Vidovlova. Sam.
02:19:03
DeeBo
this is jeful of a favorite
02:19:06
dirtycheeks
Denny! It's Denny!