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Super Bowl 2025
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Steve, Jon, and Devon fan out over the Super Bowl 2025! GO BIRDS!
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Introduction and Host Banter
00:00:00
BeyBlade
Hello, you are listening to an all new episode of anti fanboy podcast, the all new anti fanboy podcast. That makes more sense. That sounds better to me.
00:00:11
BeyBlade
Hi. How are you doing this for the week of February 10th?
00:00:16
Steve-O
Hi!
00:00:17
BeyBlade
Hi. We took a little Super Bowl break.
00:00:18
Steve-O
Hi!
00:00:18
Twin Cheaks
hello
00:00:19
BeyBlade
We took a little Super Bowl break because the burbs had to win, but.
00:00:23
Twin Cheaks
a
00:00:24
Steve-O
Go Bites! Go Bites!
00:00:25
BeyBlade
But.
00:00:26
Twin Cheaks
may
00:00:27
BeyBlade
I am one of a trio this time. Devin Kopek with me is Steve Otiri.
00:00:33
Steve-O
I'm the Ant-Boy in Ant-Boy Podcast.
00:00:35
BeyBlade
And that guy that went to Yeezy Dotcom, John Suarez.
Super Bowl Aftermath and Philly Fan Antics
00:00:39
Twin Cheaks
Hello.
00:00:42
Twin Cheaks
And bought a swastika shirt.
00:00:43
BeyBlade
He's bought a swastika shirt.
00:00:43
Steve-O
Ooh.
00:00:44
Twin Cheaks
Nope.
00:00:45
Steve-O
Ooh.
00:00:45
Twin Cheaks
Nope.
00:00:46
BeyBlade
And then Chris actually cosigned the NFL getting and putting that commercial on the air. So that's why he's not here. He's been canceled for a week.
00:00:57
BeyBlade
Uh, Chris, she's under the weather. So he said, I'm, I'm just going to not show up. And I think that's inherently very disrespectful. So fuck him.
00:01:06
Steve-O
He said, I don't want to be here.
00:01:08
BeyBlade
I don't, I don't care.
00:01:09
Steve-O
I don't care about your podcast.
00:01:10
BeyBlade
That's what he said. but but Chris, you're part of it.
00:01:14
Steve-O
Yeah, I know.
00:01:17
BeyBlade
Shut up.
00:01:18
Steve-O
I don't care.
00:01:20
BeyBlade
you You dang dummy. Okay. All right, Chris, relax.
00:01:23
Steve-O
Spits into his spittoon.
00:01:25
BeyBlade
Yeah. But yeah, no, listen, Super Bowl happened. I'm in a good mood um because home team one go birds.
00:01:32
Steve-O
Felt pretty good.
00:01:36
Steve-O
HANDEDLY too.
00:01:37
BeyBlade
They beat, you know. I somehow live in the city, but still opted to not go out into the the chaos that is the the post win celebrations.
00:01:49
Twin Cheaks
you can't man
00:01:51
BeyBlade
But I'm wondering if it was almost but to honestly, yeah.
00:01:52
Twin Cheaks
You're Danny Glover now you're too old for that shit
00:01:57
BeyBlade
But I was wondering, I was like, I wonder if it's not going to be as crazy because like it was such a blowout. You know what I mean? Like.
00:02:04
Twin Cheaks
yeah but then they but then I hear reports of them trying to flip it fucking garbage truck over like that's crazy
00:02:08
BeyBlade
Yeah. Sure. Well, the coolest thing was they destroyed a pole. They just took it. They pulled it down. They said, fuck this pole. And then they carried it around like it was a dead body, which I thought was quite funny.
00:02:24
BeyBlade
But you know what I mean? Like if it was a ah close game.
00:02:26
Twin Cheaks
I have friends from other communities and one like one of them is like tes texting me, like, yo, did you survive the Super Bowl? I'm like, what do you think happens? Do you think the there's people like, there's like like a DMZ in Philadelphia right now and like people are killing each other?
00:02:39
BeyBlade
Yeah, well, I mean, listen, to be fair.
00:02:41
Twin Cheaks
Like, you're flipping a couple cars over, like who cares?
00:02:43
BeyBlade
Yeah, to be fair, somebody when they won the NFC Championship, ah there's video of some guy shooting his gun in the air.
00:02:44
Twin Cheaks
You know?
00:02:51
BeyBlade
And I was like.
00:02:52
Twin Cheaks
I think screamed in the air.
00:02:52
Steve-O
Oh, and they were so casual about it, too.
00:02:53
BeyBlade
I was
00:02:55
Steve-O
They were like, hey, that's a gun.
00:02:55
Twin Cheaks
And it in the air.
00:02:56
BeyBlade
just like, boom, boom. Yeah.
00:02:58
Steve-O
Yeah, nobody ran.
00:02:58
BeyBlade
So I was like.
00:02:59
Steve-O
It was just some guy was shooting a gun in the air. And they're like, hey, that guy's got a gun.
00:03:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, Jenny was concerned about us she's like, I don't want to get. I mean, she was asleep, so I was like.
00:03:09
Twin Cheaks
There was that kid that fell from the from the traffic light that died, which is pretty sad.
00:03:13
BeyBlade
Yeah, he either died or stolen a coma brain. yes Yeah. Yeah, you know what?
00:03:17
Twin Cheaks
No, I think he's dead I think he's dead now.
00:03:17
Steve-O
That's from 2018, their original Super Bowl.
00:03:19
Twin Cheaks
And now.
00:03:19
BeyBlade
No, no, like two weeks ago.
00:03:20
Twin Cheaks
No, this is from. Well, yeah, from three weeks ago.
00:03:22
Steve-O
Oh, from, oh, oh.
00:03:24
BeyBlade
No, I remember seeing the footage and I was like, oh, my I was like, I hope somebody caught him.
00:03:25
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I was a kid.
00:03:29
BeyBlade
And then then like a week later, I heard, you know, he died and I was like, fuck. It's horrible, dude.
00:03:37
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:03:37
Steve-O
this This one's for that guy, I guess.
00:03:37
BeyBlade
So yeah, anti yeah I don't know what the fuck people are thinking, but like they removed all the awnings like from from stores and stuff like before the game.
00:03:48
Steve-O
I have learned that when Philadelphians win, we like to climb.
00:03:49
BeyBlade
You know.
00:03:54
BeyBlade
Yeah, we like to climb things. It's ah it's a thing we do. What do you know? What do you want to get done?
00:04:02
Steve-O
You name a great climber? I'll tell you, they're from Philadelphia.
00:04:06
BeyBlade
uh that guy oh um so we're just going to fake people prince of persian
00:04:07
Steve-O
Nathan Drake.
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Twin Cheaks
Prince of Persia.
00:04:15
Steve-O
Philadelphia, Prince of, Prince of, Prince of Philadelphia.
00:04:16
Twin Cheaks
Dutch Van der Linde. Dutch Van der Linde is a climber.
00:04:19
Steve-O
The Fresh Prince of Philadelphia.
00:04:22
Twin Cheaks
And he is from Philly.
00:04:23
Steve-O
He is from Philly, that is true.
00:04:25
Twin Cheaks
Hoagie McIntosh is one of his aliases.
00:04:27
Steve-O
look
00:04:30
Steve-O
Hello, my name is Whatawawa.
00:04:30
Twin Cheaks
He basically that. He's theres like, Hoagie McIntosh!
00:04:37
Steve-O
Hoagie back, Kataj, how you doing? He invented the hoagie.
00:04:39
Twin Cheaks
How ya doin'?
00:04:42
BeyBlade
Dude.
00:04:43
Steve-O
But yeah, we're the best and Galani's not here because he's in jail. He got arrested with the Dirty Dozen.
00:04:47
BeyBlade
to Honestly, probably.
00:04:51
Steve-O
He ate some horseshit on Broad Street.
00:04:53
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:04:53
Steve-O
and
00:04:54
BeyBlade
Yeah, he's hospital. He's in the hospital for eating horse poop. You know, that one that one hurts because it's like it doesn't kind of matter. You'll always just be known as are you the city that ate horse poop?
00:05:07
BeyBlade
And they're like, yeah.
00:05:07
Twin Cheaks
No, it's- it's- aren't you the city that threw batteries at Santa Claus, which is like mixing like three different stories?
00:05:13
BeyBlade
Yeah, and I'd rather be that than the horse poop city.
00:05:16
Twin Cheaks
Nah, I think the horse poop thing is fuckin' hilarious.
00:05:19
BeyBlade
Well, so students do.
00:05:19
Twin Cheaks
Cuz it's like- Dude, it's horse shit! Who cares?
00:05:23
Steve-O
I like re-watched that video.
00:05:23
BeyBlade
You mean who cares?
00:05:23
Twin Cheaks
Tomorrow- it's harmless.
00:05:24
Steve-O
I re-watched that video and I was like, oh yeah, dude.
00:05:25
Twin Cheaks
It's harmless! yeah
00:05:29
Steve-O
I forgot.
00:05:30
Twin Cheaks
Fuckin'...
00:05:30
BeyBlade
Wait, what's what's is it that or where the guy that threw up on that baby?
00:05:31
Steve-O
That's gross.
00:05:31
Twin Cheaks
It's jorkin' it. You jorkin' though.
00:05:35
BeyBlade
Because that's pretty bad, too.
00:05:39
BeyBlade
I would like purposefully throw up on a baby not like got stick like he was a Yeah after Yeah
00:05:42
Twin Cheaks
No, cuz it's like I don't know dude The thing is like you don't hear about like people people like Padres Dodgers games like getting gunfights after the games, you know or like soccer soccer teams like soccer games and like in South America and Europe will like actually like try to kill each other over games like Dude do hate a horse shit cuz he was that height for his team.
00:05:46
Steve-O
That's like next level. That's like sinister.
00:05:56
Steve-O
They just have whole, whole riots.
00:06:05
BeyBlade
he
00:06:06
Twin Cheaks
I let him eat horse poop dude. Come on. It's harmless.
00:06:08
BeyBlade
Just awful off a dub.
00:06:10
Twin Cheaks
I
00:06:10
BeyBlade
I don't know yeah Well, but that guy also got obliterated
00:06:12
Twin Cheaks
It's funny. It's actually pretty funny if you think about it.
00:06:14
Steve-O
Eats a turd flips a car. Come on. What's the problem? Going to fall from a lamp.
00:06:18
Twin Cheaks
What was bad was when, I think it was that same game against the Vikings, somebody punched a horse, like actually punched a cop's horse.
00:06:26
Steve-O
You shouldn't punch a horse, you shouldn't punch a horse.
00:06:26
Twin Cheaks
That was shitty. Like, don't do that.
Discussion on GTA 4 and Rockstar Games
00:06:32
BeyBlade
So like like by like by the cops and the horse, I think
00:06:32
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Yeah, so.
00:06:35
Steve-O
If I remember correctly, and this might be just you know my memory, I remember the guy who ate the shit was wearing a Jets jersey.
00:06:43
Twin Cheaks
really ah
00:06:44
BeyBlade
i That might have been a throwback Eagles jersey, which I understand the confusion Bro, I'm gonna look at the video Yeah i Eagles fan Nana Eagles fan eats horse poop.
00:06:46
Steve-O
I don't think they had the throwback at that time though.
00:06:51
Steve-O
I don't know if they had a throwback at that time.
00:06:52
Twin Cheaks
I don't want to I don't want to watch it. I'd like the idea of it. I think it's hilarious, but Eagles horse I'm looking at oh Eagles fan literally eats horse poop after Super Bowl win 2018 Yeah, it's right.
00:06:56
Steve-O
I mean, just leave it in your memory, that just like...
00:07:01
BeyBlade
Yeah, come on No, he has a Randall Cunningham.
00:07:03
Steve-O
God
00:07:06
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's a throwback. He is a Randall Cunningham.
00:07:08
Steve-O
damn it.
00:07:08
BeyBlade
Sorry Steve.
00:07:09
Steve-O
God damn it.
00:07:09
Twin Cheaks
It's the goat.
00:07:09
Steve-O
You know, let me live by lie!
00:07:11
Twin Cheaks
He's got a he's got a goat
00:07:11
BeyBlade
I
00:07:13
Twin Cheaks
Go Jersey Bro bro like it's fine.
00:07:13
Steve-O
I had a Randall Cunningham jersey when I was a kid.
00:07:14
BeyBlade
No, I can't. Steve, I think it was he's like on his hands and knees.
00:07:21
Steve-O
Yeah, no, dude, he goes down for a full push-up into the poop.
00:07:23
BeyBlade
That is brutal, dude.
00:07:27
BeyBlade
Not again.
00:07:27
Twin Cheaks
du It's just horse poop. It's harmless no No, no, that's bad throwing batteries at a player is is shitty is shitty even even if they did deserve it No, that's no the fake story a fake story
00:07:29
BeyBlade
But like, yeah, I'll take the battery story all day over that. Why is that bad? No, no, no, the the the batteries, the Santa Claus, you know, like the story, the story now, the story now.
00:07:41
Steve-O
I know that's a mix between, like maybe they shouldn't have Energizer battery night at the fucking link, man. It was probably at the vet, like, you know. That's a long time ago.
00:07:51
Twin Cheaks
It wasn't, I think it was Citizens Bank Park, like in the early years.
00:07:53
Steve-O
is so said Okay.
00:07:56
Twin Cheaks
But it was, ah yeah, it was somebody that we we drafted, JD Drew, the Phillies drafted him and then he he refused to play or sign a contract with the team. So the fans, they're batteries at him, at his name.
00:08:09
Steve-O
Who gave them batteries?
00:08:10
Twin Cheaks
They just came, that's the thing, Philadelphia, no, Philadelphia, Philadelphia sports fans are educated and they're smart.
00:08:13
Steve-O
Fucking battery night.
00:08:18
Twin Cheaks
They knew that they could, get away with bringing batteries into the stadium and it would be easy to throw them because they're like dense enough and small enough that they could throw them and actually hit the player with.
00:08:32
Steve-O
That's kind of a plan where you're like, all right, we're gonna bring in small devices that have small batteries.
00:08:34
Twin Cheaks
a little terrorist. Yeah, it's a little terrorist. Yeah, it's a little terrorist. But, you know.
00:08:40
BeyBlade
What are you going to do?
00:08:40
Twin Cheaks
Like that's bad. That's and that's not a good thing to do that.
00:08:43
Steve-O
It don't throw batteries at people.
00:08:45
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, don't throw batteries. Don't do what the New York Yankees guy did and fucking Try to pull the ball out of the the guy's hand when he catches it.
00:08:52
BeyBlade
Oh.
00:08:55
Twin Cheaks
You know, don't be that guy.
00:08:55
Steve-O
Wow, dude. That was a whole controversy.
00:08:59
Twin Cheaks
Don't beat that guy.
00:09:00
Steve-O
That ruined baseball, I think.
00:09:03
Twin Cheaks
Ruin that fucking yak. You ruin the Yankees.
00:09:05
BeyBlade
No sport is ruined.
00:09:07
Steve-O
I think that ruined the whole sport because that just taught the audience that you can just take the ball. And there's nothing they can do. They only got the one.
00:09:15
Twin Cheaks
No, it is bad, though, because the guy could have caught it. And it would've been an out, but since the fan interfered, they like... It's like a ground double or something, they award him second base and shit.
00:09:24
Steve-O
And he was a he was a fan.
00:09:24
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:09:26
Steve-O
He was a fan. Like that was his team.
00:09:27
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, he's a piece of shit, he's a dumbass.
00:09:28
Steve-O
And he went, I want ball.
00:09:31
BeyBlade
I think I don't know how true it was, but I know Gronk was like, I fucking roomed with a guy in college or he was.
00:09:38
Twin Cheaks
Oh yeah, he said that.
00:09:39
BeyBlade
No, he was like, he was that.
00:09:40
Twin Cheaks
He said, I went to college with him, he's a dumbass or something.
00:09:41
BeyBlade
Yeah. Or he's like, we're in the same frat or something. He's like, that guy's a psychopath.
00:09:45
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:09:46
BeyBlade
Yeah. I was like, man, I hope that story is true.
00:09:48
Twin Cheaks
Fuckin' Gronk.
00:09:51
BeyBlade
But anyway, the birds won.
00:09:53
Twin Cheaks
Anyway, gay, baby gay, gay.
00:09:55
BeyBlade
They bad.
00:09:56
Steve-O
Go, babes.
00:09:57
BeyBlade
They broke the dynasty. they They ruined the three P. And I'll just say this as a casual, very casual Eagles fan.
00:10:09
BeyBlade
It was still nice. It was very nice to see the Andy Reid.
00:10:13
Twin Cheaks
Oh, that you remember as a kid.
00:10:13
BeyBlade
I love. I remembered him. Yeah, I was like, oh, that's the guy that would piss me off all the time, because I liked I liked that. I was probably honestly like I was probably a bigger Eagles football fan when they went with McNabb.
00:10:29
BeyBlade
I think I followed it a lot more closely then.
00:10:31
Twin Cheaks
ah Yeah, I was a diehard Eagles fan then.
00:10:33
BeyBlade
Yeah, like and and then Andy Reid literally just I was like, this guy's terrible.
00:10:34
Twin Cheaks
And now I don't I don't really like the Eagles that much.
00:10:40
BeyBlade
I hate him. And I went on the.
00:10:42
Twin Cheaks
And they got rid of him anyone like 80 Super Bowls after they got rid of him.
00:10:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, and it always it always bugged me.
00:10:46
Twin Cheaks
So.
00:10:47
BeyBlade
And then it but it was nice because, you know, like. third quarter of the game, I fire up Twitter and I go on the Kansas chief subreddit and I was like, wow, this is like in the living room with my friends in 2005.
00:11:01
BeyBlade
This is wonderful. And they were like, oh, this coach. Oh, my God. Make a correction. Jesus Christ. Stay on play calling. Yes, you're the worst. ah But yeah, Kendrick Lamar came out, made me feel like an old man because I didn't I didn't get it.
00:11:16
Twin Cheaks
Hell yeah.
00:11:19
BeyBlade
I mean, I get it, but like I didn't innately get it. It's decent halftime show, I guess. You're a fucking detective.
00:11:26
Steve-O
Did you? Yeah, you watched the new rock stars break down on YouTube.
00:11:29
BeyBlade
I had to watch three and I.
00:11:31
Twin Cheaks
If you're sick, oh yeah.
00:11:31
BeyBlade
Yeah, I had to watch three Internet videos to understand it, which while fun, I don't.
00:11:35
Twin Cheaks
That's cool, though. You're learning shit, Devin.
00:11:37
Steve-O
That is cool. That is cool.
00:11:38
Twin Cheaks
You're learning stuff.
00:11:38
BeyBlade
I'm just kidding. good You know, I could have watched that in a one drama alert episode on YouTube, you know.
00:11:43
Twin Cheaks
No, you can't trust that guy.
00:11:45
BeyBlade
Now, like I mean, that guy sucks, but like the concept of drama, I think it's wonderful, but.
00:11:45
Twin Cheaks
You can't trust Keem.
00:11:50
Steve-O
Dude, the fact that you could you made that like your halftime show like that.
00:11:54
BeyBlade
yeah
00:11:55
Steve-O
Oh, man. You made a halftime show just to say, fuck you.
00:12:00
BeyBlade
Well, I mean, he he won a Grammy for that.
00:12:01
Steve-O
Like the hardest.
00:12:04
Steve-O
I know.
00:12:05
Twin Cheaks
He won like so he won like six Grammys.
00:12:06
BeyBlade
Yeah, he won like six Grammys for just hating one guy.
00:12:11
Twin Cheaks
You know what's ah you know, it's crazy, you know, it's like kind of sick to like ah people looked at because he when he this is like derailing the thing, but like you guys need to know this because this is because Kendrick is the devil.
00:12:13
BeyBlade
What?
00:12:23
Twin Cheaks
OK, when he went to the Grammys, he wore like a denim jacket and jeans. And he just wore it.
00:12:30
BeyBlade
Yes.
00:12:31
Twin Cheaks
He just wore that that outfit.
00:12:33
BeyBlade
Wait, this is Kendrick or Drake.
00:12:33
Twin Cheaks
You know, accepted his awards. This is Kendrick at, um, yeah.
00:12:36
BeyBlade
OK.
00:12:38
Twin Cheaks
And somebody looked it up. And apparently if you wear two, uh, if you wear denim top and denim bottoms, it's called a Canadian tuxedo.
00:12:47
Steve-O
Yeah, it is.
00:12:48
BeyBlade
Oh, dude.
00:12:48
Steve-O
It's true.
00:12:49
Twin Cheaks
So he went a little deep again. He's the, he's the devil, Devin. Don't fuck with Kendrick.
00:12:53
BeyBlade
God, I mean, like, I'll be honest, as a as as someone who like the music music is my It's like my worst social subject. That's why I always say like I can talk to you about TVs, movies, games.
00:13:06
BeyBlade
I was like, music is just it's like a forever blind spot. But like, how is there he's done or like, how do you come back from that? If you're Drake, you just can't.
00:13:15
Twin Cheaks
I don't know, man.
00:13:16
BeyBlade
Right. It's um literally like I've never seen a more. Confident like, oh, he won the beef because he won multiple awards and was given a Super Bowl spot.
00:13:25
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:13:29
Twin Cheaks
I mean, the last time the last time it was like, I mean, you wouldd say it wasn't even this this bad and like the beef wasn't even this like demonic, but like the last time it was like one sided that and somebody won was the NASJ stuff and that coin, the whole ether.
00:13:35
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:13:43
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:13:44
Twin Cheaks
term Everybody says oh you got a third, but this is like a whole different piece like this is like completely different level Kendra Kendra Kendra yeah, that yeah
00:13:45
BeyBlade
Mm hmm. Yeah.
00:13:50
BeyBlade
And like and like, remember, it was like Kendrick or was like Kendrick Drake, Kendrick Drake, and then it was like three Kendrick songs within the span of like Two days. Yeah.
00:14:00
BeyBlade
And it was like, OK, because I remember everybody's like, you know, the Drake clapback was respectable.
Critique of Game Reviews and Aggregator Sites
00:14:06
BeyBlade
People are like, all right, pretty solid, pretty solid. What's Kendrick going to do? And then Kendrick came out with fucking.
00:14:12
Twin Cheaks
like at the middle of the night or some shit like
00:14:13
BeyBlade
Yeah. And then and then he's and then like six hours went by and he dropped another one. there but one three Jesus.
00:14:17
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, then yeah. Did not like us thing was like kind of crazy when that when that dropped.
00:14:23
BeyBlade
Yeah. So, you know, what I got a good friend.
00:14:26
Twin Cheaks
Tip your hat.
00:14:28
BeyBlade
But yeah, I did go like, I don't, I don't get it. Not like I was mad. I was just like, okay. I'm, we're past this for me. Uh, and then I went on Twitter and said, DEI hire.
00:14:40
BeyBlade
I hate this. And then I don't know. I think, uh, a bunch of uploads for that one. But outside of that, we saw central, we did see some fun,
00:14:49
Twin Cheaks
but we saw so But we saw Sentry.
00:14:54
Twin Cheaks
Wait, do should we go in order? do We didn't talk about Fantastic Four yet?
00:14:57
BeyBlade
no Do we I was just trying to tell you, I was trying to tell you how my week's been.
00:14:58
Twin Cheaks
Did that drop this week?
00:14:59
Steve-O
That dropped at the beginning of the week.
00:15:02
BeyBlade
Yeah. Well, yeah before we get into that.
00:15:03
Twin Cheaks
Oh, you want to hear about my week?
00:15:05
BeyBlade
Yeah. Let me hear about your week, John.
00:15:06
Twin Cheaks
I tried playing GTA 4, and it's unplayable. i don't know I don't understand how people played this game.
00:15:09
BeyBlade
We I very specifically remember all three of us going out.
00:15:10
Steve-O
i
00:15:14
BeyBlade
Maybe you shouldn't do that. hey Yeah.
00:15:14
Steve-O
You're like, the driving's real bad.
00:15:18
Steve-O
And then you're like, the driving is fucking bad.
00:15:18
Twin Cheaks
The driving is horrible, dude.
00:15:22
Twin Cheaks
I don't know if I can get used to it. like That's how bad it is. like How did you guys get used to it? was it Or was it just not an issue then?
00:15:27
BeyBlade
We literally got used to it. Yeah, it's kind of like, honestly, it's just, we just, cause it's not unplayable.
00:15:30
Steve-O
That's the thing.
00:15:32
Twin Cheaks
like the Yeah, but like the can the can' like it's not just it's not just like the the controls are the controls are one thing, right?
00:15:34
Steve-O
There was no other games in 2008. That's not true. 2008 was a better year for games.
00:15:42
Twin Cheaks
And like the gas and braking is like one thing where it's too much. but the fact that like
00:15:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:15:48
Twin Cheaks
The camera has to be controlled constantly by you or else it's just fixed at wherever you're looking is like a fucking problem.
00:15:53
BeyBlade
yeah
00:15:56
Twin Cheaks
Like that's. I just a I don't know, man. It's got 90.
00:16:00
Steve-O
It is, as a follow-up to like the original Grand Theft Auto trilogy, like a lot of it followed that.
00:16:01
Twin Cheaks
It's got Breath of the Wild scores on medical and Metacritic, by the way. Just saying.
00:16:10
Steve-O
But even like the driving in comparison to those games was noticeably worse. Like they tried to make it more simulation-y, which it isn't.
00:16:21
Steve-O
It's just weird and wonky. And thankfully like GTA V fixes that. It goes back to kind of being a little more fun.
00:16:28
Twin Cheaks
So I should just play GTA 5 such wi Yeah, but I don't want involved dude, I'm invested now Just now it's barely like Nico Nico not here on the boat.
00:16:30
Steve-O
Yeah, 100%.
00:16:31
BeyBlade
Yeah. And it's like.
00:16:35
Steve-O
How deep are you? How deep are you?
00:16:40
Twin Cheaks
He's mad because he was promised fucking sexy women and money and everything but No, I'm not no not yet No, no, but I didn't do I didn't know I didn't do anything with him.
00:16:44
Steve-O
Did you meet Roman? Did you meet Roman? Did you go bowling?
00:16:47
BeyBlade
You meet Roman in the first like 10 seconds. You haven't met Roman yet. Oh.
00:16:52
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I have to go meet him now I gotta go meet him now
00:16:54
BeyBlade
OK.
00:16:54
Steve-O
He's gonna go, Nico, let's go bowling. And that's basically the game.
00:16:56
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:16:57
Steve-O
That's what people remember from GTA 4.
00:17:00
Twin Cheaks
But it's like, bro, like.
00:17:01
Steve-O
i have a key to that city you can
00:17:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, this Steve is bragging.
00:17:04
Twin Cheaks
No.
00:17:06
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but the I guess the what's hard for me is like. The level, I mean, obviously the level on quality. For technology technology wise, between Red Dead 3 and Red Dead 2 or Red Dead 1 and Red Dead 2 is is vast, but like the gap, the quality, the gap in quality is very small.
00:17:25
Steve-O
I have a key to that city.
00:17:28
Twin Cheaks
Like Red Dead 1 is still a really good game.
00:17:29
Steve-O
You can have it.
00:17:30
Twin Cheaks
like It's very playable.
00:17:31
Steve-O
Mm hmm. Think about this. This game came out two years before Red Dead One.
00:17:32
Twin Cheaks
It looks great.
00:17:36
Steve-O
So the jump between those two games is like huge.
00:17:36
Twin Cheaks
And that's what I'm saying.
00:17:40
Steve-O
It feels.
00:17:41
Twin Cheaks
Was Red Dead 3 or was Red Dead 1 really that revolutionary when it came out? Because the quality is that much different between PCA4 and Red Dead 1.
00:17:46
Steve-O
The. I remember the. The Red Dead 1 trailers were so hype. They did it as if it was like an A and&E like history documentary about the games.
00:18:00
Twin Cheaks
That's so sick.
00:18:00
Steve-O
And they were they were awesome. It was like... when we decided to make Red Dead 1. We delved into Spaghetti Westerns and, you know, this lore. It was just like this.
00:18:11
Steve-O
You're like, wow, they're putting a lot of work and effort into this one. And I remember, you know, people were excited for Red Dead 4 or Grand Theft Auto 4, but like, you know, it was like, oh, this is they they're finally going into the next gen with Grand Theft Auto.
00:18:15
Twin Cheaks
Where did she get it for? I don't know.
00:18:26
Steve-O
And like Red Dead was just like, we're doing a cowboy game. and You're like, what? OK, all right, let's go. And it just turned out to be a masterpiece.
00:18:30
Twin Cheaks
It just see it just feels I mean, the vibe is different, too, I thought. I mean, because the trolls would say, oh, right, there is just GTA on a horse, right? Like that's what people would say.
00:18:39
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:18:40
Twin Cheaks
But it does feel like it is a way more serious tone.
00:18:40
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:18:44
Twin Cheaks
Like this feel like GTA 4 feels like kind of arcadey a little bit, which isn't a bad thing, but like.
00:18:49
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:18:53
Twin Cheaks
I don't know, man. I'm going from like. Martin Scorsese to like Joss Whedon as at his worst right now.
00:19:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:19:01
Twin Cheaks
like I'm going I'm going from Fucking killers of the flower and you'd see killers of fire me and I shouldn't use that as an example from goodfellas To fucking season three season three of Buffy, you know, like I it just feels weird.
00:19:17
Twin Cheaks
I don't know Yeah, I don't know why he says I didn't even watch the movie
00:19:17
Steve-O
it is It is a huge jump.
00:19:17
BeyBlade
Man, um I forgot that movie existed. Sorry.
00:19:24
BeyBlade
Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:26
Twin Cheaks
I'm just saying, David, like playing Red Dead 1 and 2 in a month like felt kind of seamless, even though even though it's like they're like 10 years apart, the games or whatever.
00:19:32
BeyBlade
No, I get it. I get it. Yeah.
00:19:37
Twin Cheaks
But going two years past, two years before Red Dead 1 to GTA four. Oh, God, it's and the graphics aren't even that bad.
00:19:45
Steve-O
I'm curious.
00:19:46
Twin Cheaks
They're not even that bad.
00:19:47
Steve-O
No, they're not bad.
00:19:48
Twin Cheaks
Like it doesn't look that bad.
00:19:48
Steve-O
They're not bad at all. I'm curious to hear hear your thoughts on Grand Theft Auto 5 because I like I have fun with the Grand Theft Auto games. I think it is a fun series.
00:20:00
Steve-O
But at the end of the day, like, you know, I am not like, wow, that was that story is a masterpiece when like, you know, that's what the Red Dead games do.
00:20:10
BeyBlade
I still don't get the the hype about the story of four.
00:20:10
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:20:13
BeyBlade
I couldn't tell you like a single thing that happens before. They really can't.
00:20:17
Twin Cheaks
98 on Metacritic.
00:20:17
Steve-O
For, you know.
00:20:18
BeyBlade
I really couldn't.
00:20:19
Twin Cheaks
Evan, you talk about the Nintendo tax all the time. What about let's why don't we have a why don't we start a dialogue about the rock stars tax, OK?
00:20:28
BeyBlade
You know why? You know why they get a pass?
00:20:29
Twin Cheaks
Because.
00:20:30
BeyBlade
Because it still takes them 12 years to make a game. So it's like, OK.
00:20:37
Twin Cheaks
Grand Theft Auto IV is 98.
00:20:37
BeyBlade
I can at least understand it.
00:20:37
Steve-O
ah Last time they made a game, the Eagles won the Super Bowl.
00:20:39
Twin Cheaks
All right.
00:20:42
BeyBlade
but Oh, burn.
00:20:46
Steve-O
I'm not wrong.
00:20:47
Twin Cheaks
I'm just like, you know, like best games of all time. This is up there. This is number. Oh, my God, this fucking ad.
00:20:55
BeyBlade
I'm not saying it's like, I don't think it's bad, you know?
00:20:56
Twin Cheaks
This is number three, Devin. This is behind Soul Caliper one and the Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess on Medic Metacritic's best games ever list.
00:21:07
Twin Cheaks
OK.
00:21:08
Steve-O
Feel like we need to fix that list somehow. ah
00:21:11
Twin Cheaks
It's got one point higher than Mario Galaxy. And Breath of the Wild. And Perfect Dark. And Tony's Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3. And Red Dead 2.
00:21:22
BeyBlade
Oh man. All right. All right.
00:21:24
Twin Cheaks
So I don't know, man. I mean, I haven't touched it since since I threw up all over myself trying to drive and hitting everything known to man. And like, that's the other thing is like.
00:21:35
BeyBlade
It's something you can get used to for sure, though.
00:21:37
Twin Cheaks
OK, so all right.
00:21:40
BeyBlade
I feel like it. I'm pretty sure.
00:21:42
Twin Cheaks
I don't know, man.
00:21:42
BeyBlade
so
00:21:43
Steve-O
oh That's the thing though is dated like back then it was like brand new so you're like, all right. All right, but like we have had Almost 20 years of like having this cemented Yeah
00:21:53
Twin Cheaks
You know what's crazy? I hit more people with my horse in Red Dead 2 than Red Dead 1. So maybe Red Dead 1 is the masterpiece, Devin.
00:22:00
BeyBlade
Dude, Red Dead 2, I was pretty good with that until I got to Sandinie, which I actually think is on purpose.
00:22:08
Twin Cheaks
ah You're trying to speed run through there and there's people everywhere and you run them over.
00:22:09
BeyBlade
No, no, no, no. Well, I honestly because the whole point of that game is like, well, not that game, but it's like when you get Sandinie, it's like this is civilization. It's kind of a shitty city.
00:22:20
BeyBlade
It's crowded. And then I found myself being almost unable to ride my horse anywhere because I would always fucking kill ah an old lady or something. And then I had to run out of town. So like, I'm like, maybe this is cope, but like, maybe there's kind of a reason for this.
00:22:39
Twin Cheaks
gta4 number six on open critics best games fall time oh my god oh yeah it is a three-way tie yo astrobot yo man chris isn't here you can't you can't tell crit you can't tell chris astrobot is just as good as elton ring
00:22:42
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:22:43
Steve-O
This list makes more sense.
00:22:44
BeyBlade
Yeah, like I. Does it. Yeah, I think.
00:22:50
Steve-O
Astrobot number eight. Over God of War and The Last of Us.
00:22:53
BeyBlade
ah But it's a three way, it's a three way tie, dude.
00:23:00
Steve-O
Oh, so you're telling me we could just move Astrobot up to six?
00:23:00
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:23:10
Twin Cheaks
and GTA 4.
00:23:10
BeyBlade
Well, I can. Yeah, I can really good.
00:23:12
Steve-O
You know what, you could make that point right now and then we'll just say like, wow, Galania stuns silent.
00:23:13
Twin Cheaks
You can.
00:23:16
BeyBlade
Yeah, I'll be honest. Is it just is it? Is it just be like order of what's come out? Is that why?
00:23:23
Twin Cheaks
Know what this I don't know.
00:23:25
BeyBlade
Is that why like GTA four is above Elden ring?
00:23:26
Twin Cheaks
yeah Is it in?
00:23:28
BeyBlade
Cause it came out first.
00:23:29
Twin Cheaks
um Oh, it's not in alphabetical order, I guess not.
00:23:32
Steve-O
Where it's like, this is the first 95, this is the second, this is the third.
00:23:32
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. Cause cause I think that's the deal with the 96 is too, because it's like, no, cause red dead twos after tears.
00:23:38
Twin Cheaks
Oh, Read that to came out before you read that you should be.
00:23:41
Steve-O
No, no, no. Oh, yeah, you're right. Before tears, yeah.
00:23:43
BeyBlade
Whoa, dude. What's the.
00:23:45
Twin Cheaks
And Baldur's Gate and Baldur's Gate, both of those.
00:23:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:23:47
Steve-O
Well, I mean, tears of kingdoms is DLC.
00:23:50
BeyBlade
It is.
00:23:51
Twin Cheaks
Well, Baldur's Gate 3 also, it's an early early access game.
00:23:53
Steve-O
Also just DLC.
00:23:56
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I guess maybe if you go by that came out early access, then that was the first one to come out, right?
00:24:02
Steve-O
I mean, that's just Dungeons and Dragons, so I guess it should be the first one.
00:24:08
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's a number of um here. Let me see. Grand Theft Auto IV has.
00:24:13
Steve-O
It's an order of respect.
00:24:15
Twin Cheaks
Oh, GTA IV only has six critic reviews in open critic. That's weird. I don't like that with where Elden Ring has 211.
00:24:25
BeyBlade
Wait GTA.
00:24:25
Steve-O
Wait, who are the six critics?
00:24:28
Twin Cheaks
GTA IV has six critic reviews. It's Eurogamer, 10 out of 10. Fucking losers. IGN IGN 9.2 out of 10 games radar plus 5 out of 5 game spot 10 out of 10 trusted reviews that's sus 4 and a half out of 5 and VG charts 9 out of 10.
00:24:38
BeyBlade
That's home base. That's what I do.
00:24:49
Steve-O
That is sus.
00:24:53
Twin Cheaks
I don't know why they only suit There's an open critic here I'll send you the link Yeah, I know that's what I was saying it's like it's weird
00:24:54
BeyBlade
Wait, John, what what list is this? is This is Metacritic or.
00:24:56
Steve-O
This is open critic.
00:24:58
BeyBlade
Oh, because it's a 98 on Metacritic.
00:25:03
Steve-O
That's why it's number three.
00:25:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's disgusting.
00:25:05
Twin Cheaks
It's disgusting, I know.
00:25:08
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:25:08
Twin Cheaks
But i think I think the fact that Twilight Princess and Soul Calibur 1 are the top two games on Metacritic kind of disqualifies it. I kind of like open critics racking more because Super super Mario Odyssey is this the lone king at the top.
00:25:20
BeyBlade
Yeah, no, I like open credit.
00:25:26
Steve-O
If you say, what were the what are the best three games of all time? Is Super Mario Odyssey, Breath of the Wild, and Baldur's Gate 3 more believable than what was it?
00:25:34
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, way more believable than Soulcalibur 1.
00:25:36
Steve-O
Twilight, ah Soul Calibur 1, Twilight Princess, and...
00:25:37
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Twilight Princess and GTA 4.
00:25:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:25:44
BeyBlade
I just hate the fact that...
00:25:45
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but you know what's cheating, though? Is it cheating, Devin, that Breath of Wild and Tears of the Kingdom are both in the top five in Nova Critic?
00:25:47
BeyBlade
What?
00:25:52
Twin Cheaks
Is that weird?
00:25:52
BeyBlade
I mean, I guess there's.
00:25:54
Twin Cheaks
ah rub you Does that rub you wrong?
00:25:56
BeyBlade
No, it doesn't.
00:25:57
Steve-O
You know what rubs me wrong? The fact that they have the same score.
00:25:58
BeyBlade
I just.
00:26:01
Twin Cheaks
Do you think tears should be higher?
00:26:01
BeyBlade
Oh, OK.
00:26:05
Steve-O
I think tears should be lower.
00:26:07
Twin Cheaks
ah
00:26:07
BeyBlade
To.
00:26:08
Steve-O
and No, here's the thing, not by much. i think like I think like one or two points just because I think Breath of the Wild was so innovating.
00:26:10
Twin Cheaks
blae Yeah, okay, all right fair fair fair The fact that GTA 4 is right under Red Dead 2 makes me want to throw up in my fucking mouth right now I'm just saying I'm just saying Evan
00:26:12
BeyBlade
Hey, what's wrong with the 93? Yeah, why why? Yeah.
00:26:17
Steve-O
It's like you can make cars in Tears of the Kingdom like, okay, you could do that in Banjo-Kazooie nuts and bolts.
00:26:21
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:26:27
BeyBlade
I will be honest though, it really does bother me that GTA like it's this high with six. Like I really feel like they should take the amount of reviews.
00:26:35
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, they should take it out if it only has six reviews, right?
00:26:38
BeyBlade
Yeah. Like, Hey, can we get like a 10 minimum? Like, let's, uh, thought
00:26:41
Steve-O
Where is five?
00:26:44
Twin Cheaks
GTA 5 is 92. It's all the way down fucking hell. It's in um way down the list. We've got wish for three, last was two down here.
00:26:56
Twin Cheaks
GTA 5, 33.
00:26:59
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. Like I bet you, if you had 33 reviews for GTA four, but like for Metacritic, right?
00:27:04
Twin Cheaks
And this one has... 138 critic reviews You know, it's better Yeah, like why is GTA 4 up here why is GTA 4 up here though Plus the player rating for GTA 4 is an 80 that's kind of weak I mean, that's really weak actually
00:27:10
BeyBlade
It has 86 reviews. So in an odd way, I kind of take that more seriously than I do the open critic score. Well, let's see.
00:27:21
BeyBlade
Uh,
00:27:30
BeyBlade
Well, or that's realistic. That actually makes sense. You know,
00:27:35
Twin Cheaks
You think it's that low, that game? like Yeah, when it came out, you would give it an 80.
00:27:37
BeyBlade
for GTA four today, it's kind of a little gameplay.
00:27:42
Twin Cheaks
That's wild, dude.
00:27:45
BeyBlade
If thinking was frustrating to play.
00:27:46
Twin Cheaks
Dude, Red Dead 2 is psycho hours. 96, critic average. 100, player rating. That's insane, dude. Every person that did did a play ah a user review gave it a fucking 100 out of 100. There's no way.
00:28:06
Twin Cheaks
There's got to be the fucking Paddington guy that doesn't want to give it a that doesn't want to keep it perfect for the sake of science.
00:28:11
BeyBlade
The Paddington guy, yeah.
00:28:12
Steve-O
I mean, that's, i the Paddington guy's been showing up to all my fucking fantasy games.
00:28:17
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah, your fantasy case.
00:28:18
Steve-O
this for you with God damn, man.
00:28:19
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man.
00:28:21
Steve-O
Dude, I've been actively playing one of my games. I'm like, this is a great game. If you told me this game is only an 80, I'm like, you're nuts. You're nuts. Give it an 85.
00:28:29
Twin Cheaks
What is this mighty badge on on these games?
00:28:31
BeyBlade
Oh yeah, yeah, that's just like a like a little visual.
00:28:32
Twin Cheaks
Does that mean?
00:28:32
Steve-O
That means they're good. That means they're like real strong.
00:28:38
Steve-O
Yeah, that's their like,
00:28:38
BeyBlade
Good job. um
00:28:40
Twin Cheaks
They just give it to having anyone mighty God of War mighty I'm trying to see where it where it stops giving it Well,
00:28:42
Steve-O
That's their like, their tomato, verified ripe tomato or whatever it is.
00:28:53
Steve-O
I think it's probably around like the 70s.
00:28:57
Twin Cheaks
that's weak they should fucking tear them Like there should be a crown around Super Mario Odyssey because that's the only one at the highest score and there's nothing to hide with it
00:29:06
Steve-O
That's why I always said GamePro had the best ones. If you ever saw that face that looked like he was getting electrocuted, you knew you were buying a masterpiece.
00:29:13
BeyBlade
Wait.
00:29:13
Twin Cheaks
Mario honestly also a hundred player rating. So that didn't get Paddington.
00:29:18
Steve-O
Didn't, oh.
00:29:19
Twin Cheaks
Astrobot also a hundred player rating. You know, maybe I'll maybe I'll put a review in for Astrobot here.
00:29:25
Steve-O
Where's the, what's the score for Bellatro? Why's Bellatro not on this list?
00:29:29
Twin Cheaks
Oh, it doesn't count. It's not a game because it's a card game.
00:29:33
Steve-O
Bellatro's a 92, okay, so just as good as Grand Theft Auto V.
00:29:36
Twin Cheaks
Mighty badge to. 90 player rating, that means 10 percent. ah People didn't understand it. That's how I see it 70
00:29:45
Steve-O
See, below mighty is strong. if you When you get into the 70s, you're strong.
00:29:50
Twin Cheaks
dude 70 is a fucking L dude. They shouldn't get a badge at all for being that low.
00:29:53
Steve-O
When you get into the 60s, it's fair.
00:29:57
Twin Cheaks
Oh Is that how they do it All right, so So Devin Devin in the wake of in the wake of playstations fucking
00:30:00
Steve-O
I don't know what's below 60.
00:30:02
BeyBlade
50, 59.
00:30:04
Steve-O
No, I know. God damn it.
00:30:06
BeyBlade
Oh,
00:30:11
Twin Cheaks
Cyber scare this week and They're gonna they're gonna give us blood-borne now, right that's what's gonna happen Not blood-borne, come on Yeah, here's an extra five days that like how are you gonna calculate that like how does that what does that calculate to?
00:30:13
BeyBlade
oh yeah.
00:30:13
Steve-O
Devon, what happened?
00:30:17
BeyBlade
ah No, no, John, we're getting an extra five days. That's what we're getting. That was so it was so weird there, and they're like, don't worry about what happened.
00:30:28
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:30:32
Twin Cheaks
776 cents like the fuck is five days gonna do for somebody Doesn't even make any sense
00:30:36
BeyBlade
Yeah, we can.
00:30:36
Steve-O
Dude, Phil Spencer should have fucking went nuts for those two days.
00:30:41
BeyBlade
Can I can I ah tell you?
00:30:43
Twin Cheaks
And we're people talking. They're like, oh, Xbox works. I'm on Xbox right now. Like people were saying that shit.
00:30:47
Steve-O
But did Phil, but but did Phil do anything? we like Oh, I could help you guys. Oh, let me get under there. I'll check this. I'll check the servers.
00:30:54
BeyBlade
Phil's in the he's in the chair, he's in the cut chair, dude, and it's fine.
00:30:56
Twin Cheaks
They.
00:30:56
Steve-O
yeah He's in the cut chair of the hotel.
00:31:00
Twin Cheaks
Oh, my God.
00:31:00
BeyBlade
Wait, can I just tell you, so I can't really read the whole thing because Game Informer is like not a thing anymore, sadly, but the Game Informer review for GTA 4, I now know how film critics felt after screening The Godfather.
00:31:16
Twin Cheaks
oh My god You know, no, no, I can't I can't I can't hate See no, no, I can't hate cuz I feel the same as that way about Red Dead Redemption 2 so I can't I can't eat I Would like to men and black myself
00:31:17
BeyBlade
It's been days since GTA 4's credits rolled, yet I can't seem to construct a coherent thought without my mind wandering into a daydream about the game. I just want to drop everything in my life so I can play it again, experience it again, live it again.
00:31:35
BeyBlade
Fucking oh my god solid year
00:31:38
Steve-O
I will I will like to note that this is the same year that ah ah multiple bangers came out 2008 like you got I mean I think 2007 was the god year but 2008 wasn't a slouch you had like Metal Gear Solid 4 came out left for dead Smash Bros.
00:31:47
Twin Cheaks
Oh, is that a god year? Is that a god year? Let me see. Oh, we can do this in open critic, right? We can do um time frame. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's no 2008 here. We got to do a meta critic.
00:32:02
Steve-O
Brawl Fallout 3 um I thought it was 2007. Cause if it was 2007, it would have been a God year.
00:32:12
Twin Cheaks
What was 2007?
00:32:13
Steve-O
2007 was like bio shock, call a duty, um, uh, one call duty for one modern warfare.
00:32:19
Twin Cheaks
ah Halo 2 Yeah Oh, yeah, I said 2000 2008 GTA 4 little big planet Metal Gear 4 Smash Bros Brawl with no, that's a bad game.
00:32:21
BeyBlade
ah Modern warfare you mean? Call it duty 4-1.
00:32:35
Twin Cheaks
That's a bad game Meta Knight is in that game.
00:32:35
BeyBlade
Yes, Steve.
00:32:36
Steve-O
hey Well, that's the thing. In comparison to Melee.
00:32:39
Twin Cheaks
He ruined that game. Okay Rock Band 2
00:32:42
Steve-O
But hey, you know what? Hold on. I'm going to read a review to a 2008 game. And you guys are going to have to tell me which masterpiece this is. And if you can get it, then you win.
00:32:53
Twin Cheaks
With 2008 you said?
00:32:54
Steve-O
2008. OK. Here it is.
00:32:58
Twin Cheaks
I like this game.
00:32:58
Steve-O
All right.
00:33:02
Steve-O
Okay, here we go. It is a great open world truth game and the best thing is the story of the game and also this game will run well on any PC or laptop because it is low requirements what you want the most.
00:33:19
BeyBlade
This is for GTA 4.
00:33:20
Steve-O
This is an audience review on Google, by the way.
00:33:23
BeyBlade
For GTA 4.
00:33:23
Steve-O
That's where I'm going. No, no, you have to guess a 2008 game.
00:33:23
Twin Cheaks
for a 2008 game?
00:33:26
Steve-O
A 2008 game.
00:33:27
BeyBlade
Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:28
Steve-O
Devon, I know you've played this game.
00:33:29
BeyBlade
Can you repeat? Can you repeat it real quick?
00:33:33
Steve-O
Alright, you know what, I'll tell you, alright, alright, this is, by the way, this is a 4 out of 5 star review.
00:33:33
BeyBlade
I'm literally I.
00:33:34
Twin Cheaks
That was like i was the longest run on sentence I've ever heard of my life, by the way.
00:33:37
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:33:40
Twin Cheaks
And a four-year-old wrote it, too.
00:33:40
Steve-O
ah It is, it is a great open world truth game and the best thing is the story of the game and also this game will run well on any PC or laptop because it is low requirements.
00:33:41
BeyBlade
Four out of five, OK.
00:33:45
Twin Cheaks
Truth game.
00:33:53
Steve-O
What you want the most, hahaha.
00:33:53
Twin Cheaks
What do you want the most?
00:33:56
BeyBlade
I'm going to say, well, I did, I jokingly said GTA four, but you said no. Is it like fallout is a fallout, the fallout.
00:34:03
Steve-O
This is by Diego a year ago, a year ago. No, no, sorry.
00:34:09
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:34:11
Steve-O
John, you got a guess?
00:34:11
Twin Cheaks
It's open world.
00:34:15
BeyBlade
That's well, I mean, that's what the, this child said.
00:34:17
Twin Cheaks
That's what the guys say.
00:34:19
BeyBlade
Oh man.
00:34:19
Steve-O
Here, I'll read another review.
00:34:20
BeyBlade
I have another guest.
00:34:21
Steve-O
I'll read another review.
00:34:22
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah, it yeah.
00:34:22
BeyBlade
All right.
00:34:23
Twin Cheaks
Take my guest, Evan.
00:34:24
BeyBlade
Saints row two.
00:34:25
Steve-O
No.
00:34:26
BeyBlade
Fuck!
00:34:26
Steve-O
Here, I'll read another review.
00:34:26
Twin Cheaks
Oh.
00:34:28
Steve-O
One of the best survival games that I played, Five Stars.
00:34:33
Twin Cheaks
Survival games.
00:34:33
BeyBlade
Oh, Spider-Man web shadows. I'm just making shit up here.
00:34:36
Steve-O
And then I'll read the last in this list, five stars. My doctor said that I have prostate cancer.
00:34:44
BeyBlade
Oh.
00:34:44
Twin Cheaks
What the fuck?
00:34:46
BeyBlade
Oh, now we're to Ultimate Ninja Storm.
00:34:48
Steve-O
No, close though, close.
00:34:49
BeyBlade
Mmm.
00:34:51
Twin Cheaks
Fable.
00:34:52
Steve-O
Close, hold on, i'll I'll show you that that is an actual review in this list of reviews.
00:34:55
BeyBlade
Is it is it for is it spore?
00:34:56
Steve-O
It is not fable, it is not fable. No, the correct answer is lost via domus.
00:35:02
Twin Cheaks
What the fuck is that game?
00:35:02
BeyBlade
Oh, oh, oh, Steve and I play this.
00:35:05
Twin Cheaks
Wait, Devon played this?
00:35:06
Steve-O
Devin played this.
00:35:08
BeyBlade
I we played it at Steve's house.
00:35:10
Twin Cheaks
I don't even know what the fuck that is.
00:35:11
BeyBlade
So, John, it is the.
00:35:14
Twin Cheaks
It's an open world game that can run on any laptop because of low settings.
00:35:16
BeyBlade
I don't I do not think it's I don't I actually I don't think it's an open world at all, but it is a companion game to the hit show Lost.
00:35:16
Steve-O
good
00:35:26
BeyBlade
ah
00:35:26
Twin Cheaks
Oh, OK.
00:35:27
BeyBlade
where you would find out ah an extra it bit about it.
00:35:30
Steve-O
i was being a i was being a little sneaky I was being a little sneaky on that one, but let me do another 2008 banger.
00:35:35
BeyBlade
Wait, Steve, can you do can you do an impression of?
00:35:41
BeyBlade
Fuck, what can Ontario Quinn's name?
00:35:41
Steve-O
called It's called- It's called Viadomas. It's called Viadomas.
00:35:43
BeyBlade
Yeah, we are no miss lock, John Locke.
00:35:45
Steve-O
It's called Viadomas.
00:35:46
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, 2007 is a god year. Look at this shit, dude.
00:35:49
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:35:50
BeyBlade
All right.
00:35:51
Twin Cheaks
Mario Galaxy, Bioshock 1, Halo 3, Call of Duty, God of War 2, Final Fantasy VI for Gayboy Advance,
00:35:53
BeyBlade
Steve.
00:36:01
BeyBlade
Dude lost via Domus would be the March bat of video game equivalent and March badness making Tim play via Domus.
00:36:05
Twin Cheaks
Via Domus.
00:36:06
Steve-O
Yeah, it really would be.
00:36:09
Twin Cheaks
Could you imagine? Yeah, if we would had to do a March Madness for games, it would have to be what? You have to play like three hours?
00:36:18
BeyBlade
Not Tim.
00:36:18
Twin Cheaks
Have it logged three hours in Steam?
00:36:18
BeyBlade
ah It's just Tim has to play all of lost via.
00:36:21
Twin Cheaks
and well tim will have to Tim would have to reveal his his identity in Steam. We can't see any of his stuff. He's too too smart for us to to let let us know what he's doing.
00:36:29
BeyBlade
Yeah. yeah. Uh, so I'm just locked in on it because John, the worst part was not the worst, but the character John Locke, uh, Terry O'Quinn did not. He did not voice his his video game character. So whoever did was like, oh, John Locke's clearly a Native American. I think just did like this really odd Native American accent.
00:36:55
Twin Cheaks
Oh that's weird.
00:36:55
BeyBlade
for John log. Yeah, that's why he he says oh you gotta talk to the via Domus I
00:37:01
Steve-O
It's called Via Dolmos.
00:37:02
Twin Cheaks
Man we were eating in 2007.
00:37:03
Steve-O
It's like, excuse me, Terry Oakland from the rocket here.
00:37:10
Steve-O
All right, I'm pulling up.
00:37:11
Twin Cheaks
Even like the re the remasters in 2007 were fucking godlike.
00:37:16
Steve-O
Dude, yeah, 2007 hands down, one of the best years, one more game.
00:37:19
BeyBlade
Yes, do give me one more game give me one more
00:37:21
Steve-O
OK, OK, this is a 2008 game. <unk> we're We're in the same year as GTA four. Okay. Here we go.
00:37:34
Twin Cheaks
Give us the score to the Metacritic score.
00:37:35
Steve-O
There's a five star. There's a five. I'm not reading. This is just Google roof.
00:37:38
Twin Cheaks
God damn it.
00:37:40
Steve-O
So it's just random people. All right.
00:37:45
Steve-O
So five stars, this game was and still is my childhood. Although the servers are down, I will never forget all the good times I had while playing this. It taught me to love everything I created in that little mind of mine and to share it with others.
00:38:00
Steve-O
The community is amazing and it always makes me feel.
00:38:03
Twin Cheaks
Little big planet.
00:38:04
Steve-O
It's a little big planet, you got it.
00:38:05
BeyBlade
Wait, wait, what year was this?
00:38:07
Steve-O
Is it 2008?
00:38:08
BeyBlade
Oh, I was, I thought you said 2004.
00:38:11
Steve-O
Okay, hold but but you know what?
00:38:11
BeyBlade
God.
00:38:12
Steve-O
know We'll do another, we'll do another.
00:38:14
BeyBlade
Sorry.
00:38:15
Steve-O
Nah, you're good, you're good. Sometimes that happens.
00:38:18
BeyBlade
but Sometimes I don't listen.
00:38:19
Steve-O
sometimes Sometimes you don't listen.
00:38:20
BeyBlade
I'm just not fucking listening to a word you're saying.
00:38:21
Twin Cheaks
Sometimes you don't listen, sometimes you can't hear correctly, it's fine.
00:38:24
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:38:25
Steve-O
Sometimes you got shit in your ears.
00:38:26
Twin Cheaks
Oh man, 2004, another god year.
00:38:28
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:38:28
Steve-O
Oh, 2004, yeah.
00:38:28
BeyBlade
I got me.
00:38:29
Twin Cheaks
Shit. Fuck. I only saw Halo 2 and said, oh god year. But there's other stuff too.
00:38:38
Steve-O
See, the thing is, I gotta to go through and find the ones that don't have like too much like giving away what it might be.
00:38:45
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, like, when you lose Mario's hat, um a monkey makes fun of you.
00:38:45
Steve-O
Mmm, Two stars.
00:38:52
Twin Cheaks
but that yeah what game is that
00:38:54
Steve-O
Come on, Devin.
00:38:56
BeyBlade
uh maraudicy damn it i never played that all right wait what you what year steve what year 2000 okay
00:38:58
Twin Cheaks
No Mario 64, what's wrong with you?
00:39:00
Steve-O
Dude, come on, man. Dude, that's on Switch. Come on, man. Two stars. Two stars. 2008, same year as Grand Theft Auto 4.
00:39:14
Steve-O
The story and characters are good, but the game really suffers in gameplay, with terrible tracking and awful locking onto enemies. ah Not to mention the ragdoll effects, so any enemy can knock you down, continue to deal damage, then knock you down again without ever letting you recover.
00:39:32
Twin Cheaks
Dark Souls.
00:39:32
Steve-O
And during boss fights, not Dark Souls, it yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it, you got it.
00:39:34
BeyBlade
Star Wars for some least Nail that shit.
00:39:38
Twin Cheaks
It was Dark Souls, even in 2008.
00:39:40
Steve-O
All right, so you know what?
00:39:40
BeyBlade
Yeah, cuz I remember that No way Like 2012
00:39:42
Twin Cheaks
There's no way.
00:39:43
Steve-O
No, Dark Souls was, that was like 2010.
00:39:43
Twin Cheaks
No. Dark Souls was 2025.
00:39:48
BeyBlade
oh
00:39:49
Steve-O
Yeah, that just came out.
00:39:50
Twin Cheaks
It just came out, dog.
00:39:51
Steve-O
um I do think that um Demon's Souls was the next year. When did Demon's Souls come out?
00:40:02
Twin Cheaks
2000 and late 2009 was that a high score that wasn't even high-scoring game.
00:40:02
Steve-O
2009. 2009. No, that was a budget game. I remember seeing that in the Walmart budget bin being like, that was a brand new game, what the hell?
00:40:08
Twin Cheaks
yeah
00:40:13
Steve-O
All right, so right now we're we're tied 1-1. John Devon, we need to do the rubber match in between.
00:40:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah 2009
00:40:23
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:40:23
Twin Cheaks
was a god year to Jesus Christ.
00:40:23
Steve-O
All right,
00:40:26
Twin Cheaks
What happened?
00:40:28
Steve-O
here we go.
00:40:28
Twin Cheaks
Maybe Paul was right
00:40:30
BeyBlade
yeah Shut up.
00:40:32
Steve-O
All right, I'm pulling up reviews.
00:40:37
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:40:40
Steve-O
I want to find a dumb review. I want to find somebody who's just really giving you that, giving you that nothing.
00:40:49
BeyBlade
Give me that nothing.
00:40:50
Steve-O
Give you that nothing.
00:40:52
BeyBlade
Uh, let's see. You know what? No, I'm too lazy. Actually, yeah, do this Google, whatever I got going on in my Google, like literally, yeah, just searching for stuff in Google's has been a nightmare.
00:41:04
Steve-O
It's it's breaking your stuff.
00:41:11
BeyBlade
Uh, I don't like I just have ad blockers on like I don't have crazy.
00:41:20
BeyBlade
Now we can we can do Steve.
00:41:26
Steve-O
All right. Here we go. Miles S a year ago. Five stars. Oh my God. It's a hoard of jealous PlayStation fan boys.
00:41:34
BeyBlade
Gears of War two.
00:41:35
Steve-O
No.
00:41:37
Twin Cheaks
horde of jealous GTA GTA fanboys.
00:41:40
BeyBlade
That's it. Wait, is that the whole PlayStation fanboy?
00:41:41
Steve-O
No. PlayStation fan boys. Jealous PlayStation fan boys.
00:41:46
BeyBlade
Uh.
00:41:48
Twin Cheaks
Oh God.
00:41:51
BeyBlade
Mm.
00:41:54
Steve-O
You mean you mean to read another one?
00:41:54
BeyBlade
Uh, wait, wait, I have one. I'm going to take one more gas.
00:41:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:42:02
BeyBlade
Is smash brother's brawl.
00:42:03
Steve-O
No.
00:42:05
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:42:05
Twin Cheaks
Wait, read it again.
00:42:07
Steve-O
Okay.
00:42:08
Twin Cheaks
Read it in a regular voice.
00:42:11
Steve-O
But was it read regular voice? We'll find out.
00:42:13
Twin Cheaks
No, was it wasn't.
00:42:15
Steve-O
All right.
00:42:15
Twin Cheaks
Don't use any inflections. Just just read it.
00:42:18
Steve-O
Oh my God. It's a hoard of jealous PlayStation fan boys.
00:42:22
Twin Cheaks
A horde of jealous PlayStation fanboys. So it can't be a PlayStation game, right?
00:42:26
BeyBlade
That was my guess, but maybe it could be the opposite.
00:42:26
Twin Cheaks
It's got to be an Xbox game.
00:42:30
BeyBlade
maybe Maybe it's a badly reviewed game and they're saying that they're just jealous PS.
00:42:30
Twin Cheaks
He said it's not Gears.
00:42:36
BeyBlade
I don't know.
00:42:37
Steve-O
It's so freaking good. IDC if I'm an old school boy. I like it. I hope it gets a 2020 update. Yay.
00:42:44
BeyBlade
I don't care if it's a.
00:42:48
BeyBlade
2020 update.
00:42:51
Twin Cheaks
Fable.
00:42:52
BeyBlade
I. Damn it, that was going to be my pick. Is it? Well, yeah, Steve, it was a table too.
00:43:00
Steve-O
No.
00:43:01
BeyBlade
Oh my fucking God.
00:43:02
Steve-O
Come on, come on. Somebody's gotta get this.
00:43:03
BeyBlade
Wait, what was the, what was the technical complaint? I don't care if it's old school game.
00:43:08
Steve-O
Oh, I don't care if it's an old school game. Or no, no, no. it's it's They called themselves an old school boy. I'm sorry.
00:43:14
BeyBlade
Well, they're an old school boy, but wasn't there so just read it again.
00:43:18
Steve-O
Here, here we go. I'm gonna read another one. I'm gonna read another one.
00:43:20
BeyBlade
Oh, okay. Yeah.
00:43:23
Steve-O
The game is it. I have a five star review, by the way.
00:43:26
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:43:26
Steve-O
The game is it. I have so much fun playing on my PS money sign and Xbox One. My brother also loves it. Heart.
00:43:34
BeyBlade
OK, so it's.
00:43:36
Twin Cheaks
It's just a multi-platform.
00:43:36
BeyBlade
There's multi platform, it's money.
00:43:40
Twin Cheaks
Money plays major.
00:43:41
BeyBlade
I have.
00:43:42
Twin Cheaks
Money's hard.
00:43:43
BeyBlade
Oh, my God. Is it Ninja Gaiden two?
00:43:47
Steve-O
No, no.
00:43:49
Twin Cheaks
It's a fallout.
00:43:53
Steve-O
All right. Here we go.
00:43:54
BeyBlade
OK.
00:43:57
Steve-O
I'm going to read one more.
00:43:58
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah, before ah we just were failures.
00:44:04
Steve-O
Here we go. This is a five star review from somebody named Sean from a year ago.
00:44:09
BeyBlade
Oh, okay.
00:44:09
Steve-O
It says perfect. but it's a damn shame how long it takes to put out a third one, let alone more maps slash different characters. Literally everyone's been waiting for years.
00:44:23
BeyBlade
Left for dead.
00:44:24
Steve-O
I forgot. You got it.
00:44:25
Twin Cheaks
Wow, Devin wins.
00:44:26
Steve-O
You got it.
00:44:28
BeyBlade
I win, I win the award.
00:44:30
Steve-O
I was like, I gotta throw some more clues out there without saying valve.
00:44:32
BeyBlade
And I was like, what the fuck? Ah, man. ah
00:44:36
Steve-O
I thought the hoard one would get you.
00:44:40
BeyBlade
I wanted to, i you know, it's I was stuck on Gears of War, but then the Sony thing was thrown because Gears War two at horde mode. It doesn't matter.
00:44:49
Steve-O
2007 was a better year though.
00:44:51
BeyBlade
Steve, you know what I want?
00:44:53
Steve-O
buts that What's that mean?
00:44:53
BeyBlade
I win an official Steve to your gamer hint. All right. And I'm cashing it in right now. ah Steve, i've I've been playing Silent Hill 2 remake very much enjoying it, by the way.
00:45:03
Steve-O
Okay. Yeah.
00:45:07
BeyBlade
John, I think you're a maniac. ah Steve, you haven't really tried it, right?
00:45:13
Steve-O
I am in the hotel.
00:45:17
BeyBlade
You're in the hotel. Oh, OK.
00:45:19
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm pretty deep into that game.
00:45:20
BeyBlade
But you played you played two, right? You pulled.
00:45:23
Steve-O
I played the original back in the day and I'm currently playing the remake.
00:45:25
BeyBlade
I just left the hospital.
00:45:27
Steve-O
Okay, yeah.
00:45:28
BeyBlade
How far or close am I to be to this game?
00:45:31
Steve-O
You are about halfway through the game.
00:45:33
BeyBlade
Jesus, man, this game's a chunky boy.
00:45:36
Steve-O
you have You have two more kind of major segments.
00:45:38
BeyBlade
OK, OK, OK.
00:45:40
Steve-O
Two or three, two or three.
00:45:41
BeyBlade
Because I I jump, I jump from time to time and Jenny makes fun of me. And I literally said, well, you fucking play the game like I was like mad at it. ah Yeah, I just I just.
00:45:53
Twin Cheaks
Anything get under your skin yet like yeah, you know some of the stuff already
00:45:56
BeyBlade
Not really, I think. And honestly, it's just kind of like because I I know, you know, I Hashtag no, some of the sub. However, there's lots of like just kind of didn't.
00:46:09
BeyBlade
um I thought it was really clever.
00:46:15
BeyBlade
With the assignment like super clever, but like I had to like.
00:46:22
BeyBlade
Do something with the the X rays to like final. The padlock code or and stuff like that.
00:46:28
Steve-O
oh Where you like lay them onto like a little almost sort
00:46:31
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, but then the one had like mold on it, so I had to like find bleach in hell or whatever the fuck I was. And then I figured it out, although I felt very stupid and. Then I didn't when I looked up, I had to look it up, I was like, what the fuck is the is the thing? I was the wristband puzzle, like to get the key out of the hand.
00:46:53
Steve-O
I had trouble with that because there was a part of the game that I didn't realize I could like go through a certain part. And I like walked around for two hours and I don't know.
00:47:03
BeyBlade
oh
00:47:04
Steve-O
I don't know what it is about hospitals and games. I just get stuck in them because same thing happened to me in Resident Evil 3 where I walked around for hours before I found like the little door at the very beginning of the hospital that you could just open and go to the next part.
00:47:14
Twin Cheaks
yeah
00:47:15
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah, no, I had all three wristbands and then I took me about 40 minutes because I was like, what what do I do? Like, I didn't it didn't even visually make sense to me.
00:47:26
BeyBlade
And then it was like, because, John, not only do you have to put the wristbands on, but then you got to like turn the wristbands.
00:47:32
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's weird.
00:47:32
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:47:32
BeyBlade
I was like, I don't. What hint am I just so I like.
00:47:35
Steve-O
You got to like line up the blood splatter or something.
00:47:37
BeyBlade
Yeah, but then I just walked around the entire hospital like twice, like all like from basement to third floor.
00:47:38
Steve-O
I'm trying to remember.
00:47:43
BeyBlade
And then I was like, fuck it, I'm just googling it like I was I was irritated.
00:47:48
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, you ain't got shit to prove to anyone.
00:47:49
BeyBlade
Yeah, exactly.
00:47:50
Twin Cheaks
Just give that to yourself.
00:47:51
BeyBlade
But wait, so, Steve, what's your cadence with this game? Like, has it you just got real far than you put it down or do you just like put like an hour or two once every like few days?
00:48:01
Steve-O
So I've been playing this on stream when I'm just like not looking to play like Dead by Daylight or something.
00:48:06
BeyBlade
OK.
00:48:07
Steve-O
So it's been a game that like I started when it first came out and I was like playing it like regularly.
00:48:08
BeyBlade
Gotcha.
00:48:14
Steve-O
And then I did a I did a play through of like a big chunk of it in the beginning of this year.
00:48:19
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:48:21
Steve-O
um And I haven't touched it since.
00:48:23
BeyBlade
Have you did you scream?
00:48:23
Steve-O
But I'm like at the end.
00:48:26
BeyBlade
Have you screamed yet playing this game?
00:48:28
Steve-O
Uh, I've definitely had moments where I've like got jump scared, but it's usually by the little legs enemies that like come out of nowhere and hit me.
00:48:32
BeyBlade
Actually,
00:48:35
BeyBlade
Yeah, I will say I had the cutscene.
00:48:36
Steve-O
I'm like, God damn it.
00:48:39
BeyBlade
I got a cutscene scare. I was a little embarrassed, but it's like it's on purpose. It's like when you're on the roof and you come out and then Pyramid Head just is fucking right there.
00:48:48
Steve-O
Mmm, that's a good one. That is a good one.
00:48:49
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:48:50
BeyBlade
And I went.
00:48:51
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:48:52
BeyBlade
And then Jenny made fun of me. And I was like, fuck you.
00:48:56
Twin Cheaks
Counter pick it then.
00:48:56
Steve-O
Pyramid Head definitely has a very commanding presence in that game.
00:48:57
BeyBlade
very
00:48:58
Twin Cheaks
Counter pick it.
00:49:00
BeyBlade
Yeah, he's a.
00:49:01
Steve-O
like Whenever you see Pyramid Head, you're like, oh my God, Pyramid Head.
00:49:04
BeyBlade
Yeah, honestly, man, it's ah and like, again, I think I talked about this last week, but like I got you know, I like rewatched the the two pyramid head like the first introduction of pyramid head scenes like back like compared to each other.
00:49:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:49:17
BeyBlade
And I was like, dude, this is. I don't know. This gets the message across pretty clearly, in my opinion. ah And even when he's like erratically moving and being really weird, like almost comically.
00:49:32
BeyBlade
ah You know, I get it. And then ah and also I was doing real well with my like, I haven't died yet in this game. And and then I got to the pyramid had boss fight.
00:49:43
BeyBlade
And I I had a feeling like I was like, I don't think I can like kill.
00:49:47
Twin Cheaks
You watched you?
00:49:49
BeyBlade
Dude, Well, I was at a point where like my health because I played that I have been up until very recently very conservative. Like I would just whack you with my my wooden plank.
00:50:00
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:50:02
BeyBlade
Like i I refuse to use my bullets. And then I got to this fight and I i had like sixty five bullets.
00:50:10
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:50:11
BeyBlade
Uh, but also I like, I refuse to use my health unless I was in like the red. And I don't think about the PlayStation controller is your controller literally flashes red. So I would just look at my controller to see what, where my health was. So I was in like yellow, but one hit from pyramid head would kill me.
00:50:29
Steve-O
Right.
00:50:29
BeyBlade
So then I would just kind of like I have to make sure I took a little a little swig of my juice, then I'd run around and then, you know, you just kind of avoid them. But it was it took me like 10 tries and I was getting a little salty about it because I was at a point where I was like, I know what I got to do and I just can't like perfect run it. And I refused to shoot at him. So which I think at the end of the day saved me like 30 bullets.
00:50:55
BeyBlade
But, uh, you know, and then I probably used all of them when I fought the, um, the weird lip monster in the hospital.
00:51:03
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:51:04
BeyBlade
Uh, so now I have like no shotgun bullets left. I'm very upset about it.
00:51:09
Steve-O
Hey.
00:51:09
BeyBlade
And those nurses do those nurses wash you.
00:51:12
Steve-O
Oh, when you get like the next level nurses.
00:51:14
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. The hell nurses where they just, where they have knives instead of pipes.
00:51:14
Steve-O
Yeah. Mm hmm.
00:51:19
Steve-O
Yeah, like that's definitely the point where I was like, oh, I'm using my gun for now.
00:51:19
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:51:23
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, where I was like, oh, I have to use my shotgun.
00:51:25
BeyBlade
OK, but ah yeah, dude, like ah like every night, even every day, like. I just get a point like we're like we're doing this or it's just like I'm like, well, I'm not going to start this at midnight, so I guess I just won't do it.
00:51:25
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:51:37
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:51:39
BeyBlade
But like really much every other day, I'm putting a ah few good hours into it. And I'm like, this might be the way to play this game. I don't think I could. feel right if I just put because it is kind of exhausting, like emotionally and mentally.
00:51:53
Steve-O
They definitely extended it. They extended a lot of the segments in that game. They've added puzzles.
00:51:58
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:51:59
Steve-O
they've you know The beats are all there, but it is definitely a longer game. um so
00:52:05
BeyBlade
100 percent. Yeah. And it's you know, it's it's ah and and I think that's the other thing I was curious about, because I'm like, I know everyone talks about how faithful it is. So like, I really don't know what's being added or taken away.
00:52:18
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:52:18
BeyBlade
um
00:52:19
Steve-O
It's puzzles like it's honestly puzzles like the locations are bigger and there's like additional puzzles.
00:52:21
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's just puzzle stuff. It is funny, though, because, like, the puzzles that are in here, I'm like, this feels like a PlayStation 2 puzzle. Like, do this thing three times.
00:52:32
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:52:33
BeyBlade
This thing has three chains. Go here and here and then here and then the puzzle is done. And I'm like, OK, I get it.
00:52:40
Steve-O
The the place after the hospital is an absolute heckin banger like you're got you're going to be in for it.
00:52:40
BeyBlade
I get it.
00:52:45
BeyBlade
OK. Yeah.
00:52:48
Steve-O
I don't like.
00:52:48
BeyBlade
It's a hospital was like I was like, whoo, like I was I felt like because it's not like again, like I said, it's not a game like I really want to keep putting like all these long sessions into.
00:53:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:53:01
BeyBlade
So when I was done with it, I was like, gee, that was a lot like. All right, let's let's go. So. All right. I'm. Oh, and you know, well, I'm not going to spoil it, even though it's a super old game, but.
00:53:16
BeyBlade
I thought there was a death scene and I thought it was quite well done. ah But sorry, last question, Steve. Do you know how those there's these areas where like you just look at it, you'll look at it and then the screen will like shake and you get a musical cue.
00:53:34
BeyBlade
And then nothing like he doesn't comment on it or anything like that.
00:53:37
Steve-O
The
00:53:39
BeyBlade
Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:53:41
Steve-O
screen shakes.
00:53:42
BeyBlade
It's like it's like literally, I'm just like, I think that's you know how you find the photographs.
00:53:47
Steve-O
Yes.
00:53:49
BeyBlade
I think if you go to a spot where that's in the photograph, like James will literally look at it and it'll like it'll it' will be like hit X or like, you know, hit the button and then it'll go. ill You know, like you're looking at a thing and yeah and then like a musical cue hits and then like the screen kind of shakes like a like a static or something like a TV would.
00:54:00
Steve-O
Right, it'll give you like the the first person sort of.
00:54:09
BeyBlade
And I'm like, I'm assuming this has something to do with like the end of the game, like, you know, get enough of these and you get one ending over the other.
00:54:20
Steve-O
You know, I so I honestly I know what you're talking about.
00:54:25
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:54:25
Steve-O
I don't remember from the first game that being a thing.
00:54:29
BeyBlade
It's just so weird because he doesn't comment, but the game makes it such a big deal when you find like one of those moments. And I'm like,
00:54:36
Steve-O
It might be like a new additional thing or I could be completely mistaken and Tim's going to just rock me for not remembering.
00:54:43
BeyBlade
not Tim will just say I'm not playing it, but I'm glad you're playing it so
00:54:48
Steve-O
It's because I like honestly like I was surprised because as somebody who. I remember being very excited for that Blair Witch game. And then I watched I think I watched Markiplier play the Blair Witch game and just being so like upset. And I was like, I hate this. Like this game looks on fun and is miserable. um The fact that they actually made like a super competent version of like Silent Hill 2 to like kind of parallel the Resident Evil remakes like
00:55:24
Steve-O
I definitely you know see them doing a lot of emulation of the Resident Evil remakes just because those are such high quality remakes that they were like, you know you have to at this point because they're so good.
00:55:33
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:55:38
BeyBlade
I mean, like, what's the stop them from just being the Silent Hill remake team?
00:55:38
Steve-O
um
00:55:45
BeyBlade
Like, without playing any of these, I'm like, well, they should just I don't want to see Blooper team do anything, but like Silent Hill three.
00:55:52
Steve-O
Honestly, I think them having someone else write their stories, like, you know, just use the silent, like that's always been their problem is they try to make all their games Silent Hill two and they just aren't mature enough.
00:55:53
BeyBlade
You know.
00:56:05
BeyBlade
Yeah, even though even though I guess Silent Hill three is like a kind of like the direct sequel one. Right.
00:56:13
Steve-O
Right. You need one.
00:56:13
Twin Cheaks
yeah
00:56:13
BeyBlade
Maybe they have to do one first, which the fuck.
00:56:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:56:17
BeyBlade
it Why not?
00:56:18
Twin Cheaks
Now, one should one should be remake, I think. They should remake one.
00:56:20
BeyBlade
Yeah, like do remake one. But like, yeah, like blue routine.
00:56:23
Twin Cheaks
Throw out the room.
00:56:24
BeyBlade
Thanks.
00:56:25
Twin Cheaks
Nobody wants that one.
00:56:25
BeyBlade
Yeah. Thanks for your original content. We don't need it. Well, just make silent old games instead.
00:56:32
Steve-O
See, the thing is, they did remake one.
00:56:33
Twin Cheaks
Make PT.
00:56:34
Steve-O
They remade one for the Wii with Shattered Memories, I think it was called.
00:56:37
BeyBlade
Well, yeah, but that's but that was if I dare say wasn't that kind of like Final Fantasy 7 remake ask where it's like it knows it's a remake.
00:56:38
Steve-O
It was the...
00:56:38
Twin Cheaks
Remake PT.
00:56:49
Steve-O
little... I never played it.
00:56:49
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:56:50
Steve-O
I never played it and, you know, that's the thing. i I've always had a stigma when Western companies make Silent Hill games because they just they just don't have the same feeling.
00:57:02
BeyBlade
Yeah, like.
00:57:03
Steve-O
And that might be snooty of me, but I just love the way that the characters look in those original three games.
00:57:09
BeyBlade
Yeah. And like, I don't know, I. This is it sounds very stupid, but like, obviously it reminded me of the movie.
00:57:19
Steve-O
You're talking about the first one, right?
00:57:19
BeyBlade
Like, and I'm like, oh, man, and I i kind of want to rewatch that movie, dude.
00:57:24
Twin Cheaks
nah don't do it don't do it
00:57:25
BeyBlade
The first day, yeah, yeah, I've never bothered with.
00:57:28
Steve-O
I think like,
00:57:29
BeyBlade
I think that movie was.
00:57:30
Steve-O
Location wise, it's phenomenal. Like they really do turn, what was that, Centralia into Silent Hill.
00:57:33
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:57:38
BeyBlade
I guess. Yeah.
00:57:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:57:40
BeyBlade
I mean, all I'm saying, John. So you didn't like that Silent Hill movie. 2006.
00:57:48
Steve-O
it's a set It's like a six of a movie.
00:57:48
Twin Cheaks
and don't really remember
00:57:50
BeyBlade
All right. You said the only reason I ask is you sounded very like don't do it. Like, oh, OK. Silent Hill revelation, I never saw.
00:58:01
Steve-O
I tried to watch that, and I fell asleep.
00:58:05
BeyBlade
Yeah, I don't know. But I just because visually like they nail it like i that was the the.
00:58:10
Steve-O
I think we need to get Galani to do like movie games that we pick at some point.
00:58:15
BeyBlade
John, yeah, Chris, just watch Silent Hill movies.
00:58:18
Steve-O
I want him to watch Silent Hill, and then I want him to watch the Resident Evil Welcome to Raccoon City.
00:58:25
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. um Steve, have you been playing anything, playing anything?
00:58:29
Steve-O
ah So, yes.
00:58:33
BeyBlade
OK.
00:58:35
Steve-O
I play a little bit of Rift of the Necrodancer, which is the sequel to Crypt of the Necrodancer.
00:58:40
BeyBlade
Was that that 85 on medic or an open credit?
00:58:43
Steve-O
No, no, no, it's a now an 80.
00:58:44
Twin Cheaks
It's sinking.
Gaming Discussion: Rhythm Games and PC Specs
00:58:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's sinking like a rock.
00:58:45
Steve-O
It's now an 80.
00:58:46
Twin Cheaks
It's sinking. Let's get and Paddington.
00:58:49
Steve-O
it's It's really, really good. It is a very, ah so Crypt of the Necrodancer is, we're gonna make a roguelike rhythm game.
00:59:00
Steve-O
or I should say a rhythm rogue-like, while Rift of the Necrodancer is the complete inverse on that, where it is a rogue-like rhythm game, which I know that's a really bad explanation, but the original one follows more of like,
00:59:22
Steve-O
the rogue gameplay where like you're in a dungeon and you're looking to try and find like the stairs to get to the next floor. And this one is more of a rhythm game where like you're on like, you know, Guitar Hero style tablature and you're going down. But instead of notes, it's throwing enemies at you and you kind of have to know how all the enemies work. So like a slime will stay on the track normally, but a bat will move diagonally.
00:59:52
BeyBlade
Right.
00:59:52
Steve-O
um zombie or Zombies kind of hop across the board ah certain things will dash like harpies will do like a dash at you every two beats ah So like when you see the enemy on your board, you kind of have to know how it works um And it takes place in kind of like modern times where it's like these fantasy characters have been brought into modern day. So it's like kind of like this very silly story about having to get back to like, you know, Dungeons and Dragons times while like the main bad guy of the original game has to work like at a burger shack. It's very silly. It's very fun. I've been enjoying it as like somebody who likes to play rhythm games.
01:00:31
Steve-O
um
01:00:32
BeyBlade
um This because this is a sequel, right?
01:00:34
Steve-O
This is a sequel. Yeah.
01:00:34
BeyBlade
Yeah, I remember the the original and I looked at it and I was like not for me
01:00:39
Steve-O
and No, like these are definitely games where it's like, if you have like, you know, I wouldn't even say like rock band. I would just say if you like kind of like, um, you know, it does follow the rock band, like play style, but it is a little bit more of a rhythm heaven eska game, especially this one.
01:00:59
Steve-O
There are many games that are just like right out of rhythm heaven. Um, where like you're like doing like.
01:01:03
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:01:05
Steve-O
All right, we're going to do yoga. It's like one, two, three, and then you hit your button. So ah that has been a ton of fun. I've also been playing an embarrassingly ah a lot of Hello Kitty Island adventure.
01:01:20
BeyBlade
It's a mobile game, right?
01:01:22
Steve-O
It was an Apple Arcade game, ah but it came to Switch and PC recently. And it's just ah you know one of those like little casual games. um But it's it's been fun.
01:01:34
Steve-O
It's been just like, kind of like a, you know, go around, build some stuff.
01:01:40
Steve-O
Eh, it's just a nice time killer when like, you know, you have a, like a hard day at work. I just run around and I collect a little, I have a hard time.
01:01:46
BeyBlade
Have a hard day work and I just smoke good.
01:01:48
Steve-O
God damn it. Come with your Hello Kitty.
01:01:49
BeyBlade
Put a light up a cigarette and just put on Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
01:01:54
Steve-O
It is very much just Animal Crossing meets Stardew Valley.
01:01:56
BeyBlade
I was going to say it's uh, I heard it runs very badly.
01:01:57
Steve-O
So.
01:02:02
Steve-O
Mmm Maybe on switch.
01:02:02
BeyBlade
Performance wise. Well, are you playing it on your switch?
01:02:05
Steve-O
I'm playing on PC. So it's been running pretty fine Yeah, but I imagine on switch it runs like but I'm playing on a computer.
01:02:07
BeyBlade
Okay. Yeah. Maybe it was that maybe somebody was like, Oh, I'm playing it.
01:02:11
Twin Cheaks
I'm playing on PC because it looks better.
01:02:14
BeyBlade
I'm playing on my $5,000 PC.
01:02:14
Steve-O
I'm Hermione I Spent too much money on this machine to play Hello Kitty game.
01:02:21
BeyBlade
Yeah. Okay. All right.
01:02:23
Steve-O
um
01:02:23
Twin Cheaks
I'm playing Hello Kitty on my um RTX 5090 that costs $4,000.
01:02:28
Steve-O
I Do not have a 50-90 I wish um
01:02:31
BeyBlade
Well, yeah, will you, uh, what's your hog?
01:02:34
Steve-O
Right now I'm kinda, this is a 4080, 4080 32 gigabyte RAM.
01:02:34
BeyBlade
What's your hog situation?
01:02:40
BeyBlade
So you're only one under, right? Is it 48 and 50, 90?
01:02:42
Steve-O
um'm I'm the previous, I'm the previous, so yeah.
01:02:45
Twin Cheaks
I got a 4070 but a baby laptop version.
01:02:45
BeyBlade
But.
01:02:48
BeyBlade
Yeah, but but hold on, but the 50 90 just came out, right?
01:02:49
Steve-O
Dude, that's a banger.
01:02:53
Steve-O
Yeah, 59, so the 50 is the current gen.
01:02:54
BeyBlade
So you could say you have the previous right. You could say you have the previous, but like you you have the previous by like one month.
01:02:57
Steve-O
Yeah, right.
01:03:02
Steve-O
Nah, by like, like two years, like, yeah, yeah.
01:03:06
BeyBlade
Oh, OK, OK.
01:03:09
Steve-O
Cause they always do like their pro versions, which is like the teas and stuff like that.
01:03:11
BeyBlade
Oh, that's right, there's pros and stuff.
01:03:14
Steve-O
And and then it's just like, here's our 50.
01:03:16
BeyBlade
Well, how much? I'm just going to buy one. I'm just going to buy one. Let's see. See how much yes Steve.
01:03:21
Steve-O
I don't know if they're out yet.
01:03:23
BeyBlade
Yeah, Steve.
01:03:23
Steve-O
I know the 50 nineties are probably out, but they're expensive.
01:03:25
BeyBlade
I'm just going to buy one.
01:03:26
Steve-O
They're expensive.
01:03:27
BeyBlade
She's going to.
01:03:27
Steve-O
I'm trying to think of other things, but I'm kind of in like, just like a ah holding pattern until like the bangers start coming out.
01:03:33
BeyBlade
Starting at 1999, good grief.
01:03:37
Twin Cheaks
What, the 5090?
01:03:38
BeyBlade
Yeah. RTX 50 90 started at 1999 dollars.
01:03:40
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:03:43
BeyBlade
Now PCs cheap. So she was going to play.
01:03:45
Steve-O
I was tempted to buy Civ7 until the reviews came out.
01:03:47
Twin Cheaks
Now, why would you ever get it why would you get a Pro when you could just build a PC, you know?
01:03:51
BeyBlade
Yeah, I just spent two thousand dollars for one part.
01:03:52
Steve-O
Did.
01:03:56
Steve-O
Just get this, it's your tire machine.
01:03:59
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's it. So I where do I plug the games into into one of the slathoms?
01:04:01
Steve-O
There you go. Oh, you don't, you don't, you just hold it. and You just hold it in your grubby little paws until you find somebody who who feels bad for you to buy it off of you.
01:04:05
BeyBlade
OK, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Exactly. I will say I mentioned this a little bit earlier, though, but based off Steve's recommendation, sort of.
Anime and TV Show Commentary
01:04:20
BeyBlade
I watch all of Danda Dan. Danda Danda Dan, which, by the way, banger music.
01:04:26
Steve-O
and Oh, that intro is such, dude, you watch that intro every time.
01:04:30
BeyBlade
That's a banger intro. Yeah, yeah. And so technically, I wasn't the one who suggested this. Jenny was like, hey, I've heard things about this and I was like, oh yeah, Steve said it was really good.
01:04:43
BeyBlade
So we watched it.
01:04:44
Steve-O
Oh, so I'm the freak.
01:04:45
BeyBlade
ah Yeah, you're the freak. And I'm very glad it was her idea because, John, this first episode is Purve City.
01:04:53
Twin Cheaks
Wait, which which would show?
01:04:55
BeyBlade
Danda Dan, it's the anime.
01:04:56
Steve-O
but That was the show I was explaining last week to you.
01:04:56
Twin Cheaks
Oh.
01:04:58
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, like the ones about aliens and.
01:04:58
Twin Cheaks
It's goon. It's goon-a-may. It's a goon-a-may.
01:05:01
BeyBlade
The first episode is a hardcore Goon in May, dude. Like I was like, I even said to her, I was like, I'm so glad you picked this because I would have been you would have slapped me if I suggest this. I will say the the later episodes tone it down. And, you know, some I think some people are saying it's like that on purpose.
01:05:21
BeyBlade
I don't fucking know, but ah that shows quite good. I binged through it. a Very strong critique, however, is and this is not a spoiler. It's not really.
01:05:34
BeyBlade
Um, but this, I always say I don't like watching new anime because I don't know when they're coming out. I don't like the cadence of when they come out. It's just like they just do whatever they fucking feel like doing. Uh, and Dan Dan is exactly that. Steve, the last episode just feels like.
01:05:55
BeyBlade
like the it's in the middle of like the new arc. It's just like an episode ends and you're like, OK, and then it's just there's no there's no is there's Steve.
01:06:00
Steve-O
Phew. Dang.
01:06:05
BeyBlade
There's not even a cliffhanger. It's like it's like, all right, let's say you're watching a four episode arc.
01:06:08
Steve-O
That's rough. That's rough.
01:06:10
BeyBlade
It's like episode two that it ends on.
01:06:13
Steve-O
So they squid game season two, yeah.
01:06:15
BeyBlade
No, dude, not even squidate that there's a clear like what's going to happen next time. Like this is.
01:06:21
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:06:23
BeyBlade
I don't even know. Like Steve, imagine if Dragon Ball just ended when Goku just gets like he's like one episode away from getting to Earth to fight Napa and Vegeta.
01:06:38
BeyBlade
Like you're just like, what the fuck?
01:06:38
Steve-O
Oh, you can't do that.
01:06:40
BeyBlade
Like we're not.
01:06:44
BeyBlade
And it's not like it's not good, but it's, you know, I Google it and I'm like, when's the new episodes coming out? Because I thought maybe it was like delicious and dungeon like they were just week to week and they're just like sometime in twenty twenty five.
01:06:56
BeyBlade
And I'm like.
01:06:58
BeyBlade
OK, so um very.
01:07:01
Steve-O
Are you going to continue? Are you going to if they come back?
01:07:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, but Dan, to Dan is like officially on the like, this is probably mentally going to go on the shelf for like two fucking years.
01:07:11
Steve-O
And then I'll watch it all when it's when there's a backlog.
01:07:12
BeyBlade
And then I'm just not even when it's done, but like I was watching the next chunk of episodes. Yeah, because i then Jenny, the nice thing is it's kind of open Jenny up to a little bit more anime, you know?
01:07:23
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:07:24
BeyBlade
ah So I was like, would you watch like my hero? She's like, yeah, attack on Titan. And I'm like, she's like, yeah. And I'm like, OK, we'll see. But those are chunky.
01:07:35
BeyBlade
You know, they're there's those are like 60 to 90 episodes in at this point.
01:07:36
Steve-O
Mm.
01:07:39
Steve-O
That's a lot. Hold on, I'm gonna look at Netflix. cause Netflix has had some surprise anime bangers recently, I feel.
01:07:44
BeyBlade
Yeah. um But while you're looking up that, I did start watching an interview with a vampire with the vampire, the show on I guess AMC and I guess AMC doesn't care about cursing or nudity anymore.
01:07:57
Twin Cheaks
Is it good?
01:07:59
BeyBlade
I'm three episodes in and I'm digging it. It's very gay. And I don't mean that. and and It's just like an extremely gay show, just.
01:08:07
Twin Cheaks
um Listen, my favorite movie is Call Me By Your Name and Moonlight, the two gayest movies ever.
01:08:11
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if you like if you like a naked vampire and a naked man and one of them's biting the other and then they're floating together completely naked.
01:08:16
Twin Cheaks
So I like gay. I like gay.
01:08:24
Twin Cheaks
That's weird. I don't know. I don't know if I like that.
01:08:26
BeyBlade
And then he goes, you could sleep in my coffin.
01:08:26
Twin Cheaks
All that.
01:08:28
BeyBlade
You can be on top like. You know. I'm not even saying it's.
01:08:33
Twin Cheaks
Do you like Timothy Chalamet sniffing army hammers and panties?
01:08:36
BeyBlade
all right So that's the one that's the thing you like. You like you like the goon shit.
01:08:42
Twin Cheaks
and
01:08:42
BeyBlade
Yeah, this is I wouldn't say this is goony. This is just gay. You know what I mean? Like it's just established Lee Gay, traditional gay. Not too much. But now now they're just being catty.
01:08:54
BeyBlade
Now they're just being catty pictures to each other because it's like we're on episode three.
01:08:57
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man. I mean, they're vampires. Like, what do you expect, you know?
01:08:59
BeyBlade
Yeah, and and he's been a vampire. The thing that I did find kind of interesting.
01:09:03
Twin Cheaks
This is the Brad brad Pitt character and lus and and Tom Cruise, Lestat, and what what's his name?
01:09:06
BeyBlade
ah Yeah, yeah, but yeah.
01:09:10
Twin Cheaks
Brad Pitt's character.
01:09:11
BeyBlade
Luis.
01:09:12
Twin Cheaks
Luis did... Wait, is he a vampire now already?
01:09:13
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:09:15
Twin Cheaks
Or is he still interviewing him?
01:09:15
BeyBlade
So so by the end of the first episode, he turns him into a vampire.
01:09:19
Twin Cheaks
Oh shit, they fucking... Who plays Kirsten Dunst's character?
01:09:20
BeyBlade
I did it. I haven't gotten there yet, but some actors, I'm sure. um But there was a.
01:09:29
Twin Cheaks
Is this supposed to be a more faithful adaptation of Anne Rice's novel?
01:09:32
BeyBlade
That's what I've heard. Yeah, yeah, because it's a show, you know, and I think there's been two seasons.
01:09:34
Twin Cheaks
Okay. Yeah, there's more to do. You got more shit.
01:09:37
BeyBlade
Yeah, but ah the thing that I found kind of interesting because like I watched interview with a vampire like the movie years ago, and I could not tell you really much of what I remember outside of like, yeah, Kirsten Dunst and the end of the movie like the very end. And that's kind of all.
01:09:58
BeyBlade
i I can remember from that movie, but like what I found interesting is like Lestat's like unnecessarily mean and like Louis can't like Louis is like or Louis.
01:09:59
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
01:10:09
BeyBlade
Yeah, he's it bothers him. He's like, just fucking eat the guy. You don't got to like ruin his fucking day. Like Jesus, dude, because like he they go to a play like an opera and this guy's like off key.
01:10:22
BeyBlade
And it like drives Lestat insane. Like he's like, I can't I can't fucking deal with this. So then he's like the show's over.
01:10:28
Twin Cheaks
That sounds about right.
01:10:29
BeyBlade
Right. And then they're like then they take the they, you know, hypnotize the guy back. And then he just he's Lestat sitting at the piano and he's making the guy's thing and he's like, wrong.
01:10:41
BeyBlade
You're you're off key. This is how it's supposed to go. You're off key. And like he's just getting the guy to a point where he's like really sad and like just he is his confidence is shattered. And then he eats him.
01:10:53
BeyBlade
like And then like, Louie's like, what the fuck is wrong? He's such a dick about everything. He's like, you don't know how to play with your food. And then I'm like, OK, it's very catty, but I dug it.
01:11:06
BeyBlade
And of course, we don't have to we won't get crazy into it just because Chris is in here, but Severance Severance watches ongoing.
01:11:15
Steve-O
Oh my God, dude, this probably, whew.
01:11:17
BeyBlade
This I've I've heard some talk made some negative talk that this might be the jump the shark moment of the season or even of the show, but.
01:11:25
Steve-O
It's interesting, because it's either your favorite episode or your least favorite episode, I feel.
01:11:30
BeyBlade
I don't know how it could be your least. This was crazy. This was a well crafted episode, I think.
01:11:35
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:11:36
BeyBlade
um But yeah, man, this this is a show where. It's like. I don't know, it's like John, i imagine like in you're watching the squid game and then the next episode, they're just like in Alaska.
01:11:51
Twin Cheaks
Next episode, they all start shooting at each other for 45 minutes, right?
01:11:52
BeyBlade
Then.
01:11:54
Steve-O
How many bullets you got?
01:11:55
Twin Cheaks
and
01:11:55
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:11:56
Steve-O
You got 30, I got 13.
01:11:58
BeyBlade
I'm sad.
01:11:59
Steve-O
Carry the one, track two.
01:12:00
BeyBlade
Oh.
01:12:01
Twin Cheaks
go back and get all the bullets and bring them back here and that's gonna be a main major plot major plot point
01:12:03
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:12:05
Steve-O
We didn't check their pockets. They have pants pockets.
01:12:08
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:12:09
Steve-O
Who'd have thought that the guys were shooting with guns have clips on them?
01:12:09
BeyBlade
Oh, but.
01:12:10
Twin Cheaks
but on oh
01:12:13
BeyBlade
Yeah, but like John, like imagine like they're in the middle of playing the games of squid game and the next ah episode they're like in Antarctica. And you're like, why, why? What happened? I'm so confused.
01:12:21
Steve-O
Not even, like it's, it's, you go from like an office, like it would be like, if for like you were watching the office and then just like,
01:12:29
BeyBlade
Well, it's gonna be fair. Like the episode prior ended on quite the note itself. And you were like, Oh.
01:12:34
Steve-O
That's the thing, like the previous episode, I was like, wow, I can't wait to see how this affects the plot. And then it's like, oh, we're just like, okay.
01:12:39
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:12:44
BeyBlade
Yeah, why not? Cool. ah Yeah, but this is and and it it did ah it. I'm very glad they pulled the trigger on the fan theory because I was like my one concern, I was like, I don't like a whole season of like this quote unquote mystery where most of the people have figured it out, like would have been a little irritating.
01:13:05
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:13:08
BeyBlade
And it's cool that they foresaw that. So they, you know, they pulled the band-aid off fairly quickly on that.
01:13:13
Steve-O
but Yeah, I think they played it. They played it appropriately, like long enough where it was evident enough to be like, oh, OK, this is happening right now.
01:13:26
Steve-O
um Like we it could be it couldn't be like, but, you know.
01:13:30
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:13:31
Steve-O
This episode, like all but confirmed
01:13:34
BeyBlade
You think we're getting you think that's not the end of the term, though.
01:13:36
Steve-O
No, it did confirm. What the fuck am I talking about? It did confirm.
01:13:38
BeyBlade
Yeah, no it was a very strong confirmation.
01:13:40
Steve-O
I i don't think this is the end for Jon Tatar. I think he will come back at some point.
01:13:45
BeyBlade
What about Irving B, though, is it the end of Irving B?
01:13:50
Steve-O
It might be the end of Irving B.
01:13:53
BeyBlade
You know, that's the last thing I'll say about this. But like I very much enjoy how attached I am to like the innies and the outies.
01:14:04
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:14:05
BeyBlade
Like I'm like, oh, no, it's like he died. It's like the character dies.
01:14:09
Steve-O
Oh, 100 percent.
01:14:09
BeyBlade
But like, you know, they're not. But they are in the same time, which I really don't. But.
01:14:16
Steve-O
Just how masterfully like they had the like intro and outro like tie in and out of this episode.
01:14:24
BeyBlade
Mm hmm.
01:14:24
Steve-O
Like, oh, my God, man, like it. Yeah, it did feel like we just watched someone die.
01:14:31
BeyBlade
It's very sad. Also, oh, yeah. OK, anyway, I know.
01:14:35
Steve-O
We'll wait for Galani. We'll wait for Galani.
01:14:36
BeyBlade
Yeah, we'll wait for Chris. ah Yeah, man, that's what I've been watching and playing and.
01:14:41
Steve-O
Yes, the severance has been my like must watch show every week.
01:14:43
BeyBlade
Do you win?
01:14:46
BeyBlade
and oh Yeah. Oh, apparently Invincible it had come out, which then prompted me to realize that
01:14:50
Steve-O
I saw Christmas talking about that.
01:14:53
BeyBlade
my Amazon.
01:14:57
BeyBlade
It's like my prime is no longer active because it was tied to an old credit card.
01:15:00
Steve-O
Oh.
01:15:03
BeyBlade
And then that prompted me to go, do you really watch Amazon Prime? To then just it it was like this weird domino effect where I'm like, I guess I just find them when I find like, I don't know.
01:15:15
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:15:17
BeyBlade
I don't know, man.
01:15:20
BeyBlade
So kind of interesting. But apparently Chris, from what he had told me, he's like, I love this season. And I think there's like two or three episodes out. So he's taking it.
01:15:29
Steve-O
Okay. Good.
01:15:33
BeyBlade
Well, yeah, I don't know, John, Steve, anything else you've been watching, and playing, doing.
01:15:37
Steve-O
Um... I've been doing, uh, I've been watching the Pokemon movies.
01:15:40
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:15:43
Steve-O
I think I said that last week. Uh, I don't think I've watched any of these.
01:15:45
BeyBlade
I don't know if you did.
01:15:46
Steve-O
Okay.
01:15:46
Twin Cheaks
Geez.
01:15:47
Steve-O
Yeah. I've been watching the Pokemon movies because I am, I'm giving them like not official MFKs.
01:15:49
Twin Cheaks
Grade in them, you MFK in them.
01:15:54
Steve-O
Um,
01:15:54
Twin Cheaks
Any Mary's so far.
01:15:59
Steve-O
I think there are two marries and I think it's the first one.
01:16:01
Twin Cheaks
Whoa, first one, OK, yeah.
01:16:02
BeyBlade
whoa Whoa.
01:16:04
Steve-O
And I think it is the fourth one with Celebi.
01:16:07
Twin Cheaks
Detective Pikachu, yeah, I know.
01:16:09
Steve-O
No, not Detective. But here's the thing, here's the thing.
01:16:10
BeyBlade
yeah yeah wait I have multiple follow up questions.
01:16:13
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:16:14
BeyBlade
ah One, how many are there?
01:16:16
Steve-O
There's a lot, dude.
01:16:17
BeyBlade
And two, how many have you watched?
01:16:18
Steve-O
There's like 20. I have watched, hold on.
01:16:20
BeyBlade
What?
01:16:21
Steve-O
ah Yeah, that's the thing.
01:16:22
BeyBlade
Is this a quest, by the way? You're like, I want to watch all of them?
01:16:25
Steve-O
ah So me and my girlfriend, we were like, I was like, I've only seen one of these.
01:16:30
BeyBlade
Yeah, I've only ever seen like half of the first one.
01:16:31
Steve-O
and
01:16:33
Steve-O
She was like, so when I talk about these like these other Pokemon, you have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm like, nope, I have no idea about Dioxus.
01:16:41
Twin Cheaks
Then you say, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:16:43
BeyBlade
yeah ah
01:16:43
Steve-O
This all spawned from ah an image an image of Celebi being a dried ass, crusty, dusty, and I was like, yeah, this is one of your legendary Pokemons.
01:16:44
Twin Cheaks
Can you say that?
01:16:46
BeyBlade
Jorking your shit. ahhh
01:16:50
Twin Cheaks
Oh, being, uh, being, yeah.
01:16:57
Steve-O
Dude came, he buries. And she was like, put some, she's like, put some damn respect on Celebi when you say his name.
01:17:00
Twin Cheaks
Sell a bit.
01:17:03
BeyBlade
So
01:17:03
Twin Cheaks
Damn.
01:17:05
Steve-O
And I said, well, I don't know nothing about the guys. So like, we've been watching all of them. And I, the only one I've seen is the Pokemon, the first movie. And the
01:17:13
BeyBlade
literally just called like Pokemon.
01:17:13
Twin Cheaks
Wait, Celebi is legendary?
01:17:16
Steve-O
Celebi is a legendary.
01:17:18
Twin Cheaks
I don't know about all that.
01:17:18
BeyBlade
I listen, I Google image that don't look like a legendary to me, but Steve made.
01:17:22
Twin Cheaks
That doesn't look like no legendary to me.
01:17:24
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:17:24
Steve-O
He's like, he's like mu status.
01:17:26
BeyBlade
Can I ask you, has remind being changed?
01:17:27
Twin Cheaks
That looks like it dies to flamethrower on Charmeleon.
01:17:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:17:30
Steve-O
has hass I respect Celebi now.
01:17:30
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:17:31
Twin Cheaks
That's what it looks like to me.
01:17:31
BeyBlade
Yeah. Have you changed your tune on Celebi, Steve? You don't have to.
01:17:38
Steve-O
I do respect Celebi. Celebi is like a fire spirit. ah without I'm gonna spoil pokemon fail Pokemon forever as the movie is called.
01:17:45
BeyBlade
Spoil away, Steve.
01:17:49
BeyBlade
Yeah. Oh, is that the fourth movie?
01:17:50
Steve-O
Yeah, so Celebi dies.
01:17:53
Twin Cheaks
oh
01:17:54
Steve-O
and Ash starts feeding berries into the corpse's body.
01:17:55
BeyBlade
Good thing they can just catch another one. Oh.
01:17:58
Steve-O
Well, no, here's the thing.
01:17:58
Twin Cheaks
Oh God.
01:17:59
Steve-O
There's only one Celebi.
01:18:00
Twin Cheaks
that's dark That's gruesome.
01:18:01
BeyBlade
Oh, there's only one celibate.
01:18:01
Steve-O
It is gruesome, but the the thing is...
01:18:01
Twin Cheaks
That's dark.
01:18:03
Steve-O
Okay, so the thing is this. So Celebi can jump into points in time and...
01:18:06
Twin Cheaks
jesus
01:18:09
Twin Cheaks
I'm YouTubing death of Celebi right now.
01:18:13
Steve-O
There's a... Okay, so Sweetcoon is also in this movie and Sweetcoon is... a magical like panther kind of animal who can like detoxify water and Salaby kind of like can like when injured can like go into like this lake of healing and recover oh no he is just like a like a just an absolute just little shriveled up little guy so they like
01:18:28
Twin Cheaks
This is horrible. Celebi looks like when E.T. died. Shriveled, fucking shriveled up. Yeah. Oh, my God. This is traumatizing.
01:18:40
Steve-O
They cleaned the water because the water had been been made toxic. This is kind of a fern gully like style movie where it's about like, yeah.
01:18:47
BeyBlade
I'm going to say
01:18:48
Twin Cheaks
Avatar, it's Avatar.
01:18:49
Steve-O
So they're like, all right, you've cleaned the water, Suicune. Now we can dip Celebi in and restore him. But he doesn't restore. it And so Ash is like splash of water all over him. He's like, well, maybe he can eat some berries.
01:19:00
Steve-O
Maybe he can eat some berries.
01:19:01
Twin Cheaks
Jesus Christ!
01:19:02
BeyBlade
Oh, so wait, wait.
01:19:02
Steve-O
He can't eat.
01:19:03
BeyBlade
So on top of it, it's also like a my girl where he's like, he can't see that I'm passing.
01:19:06
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, no, it's exactly, it is exactly that.
01:19:08
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:19:08
Twin Cheaks
ah
01:19:09
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:19:09
Steve-O
ah But then, you know, keep in mind, this is a Pokemon movie, so, um the they're they're like, we can't have Celebi die in front of the children.
01:19:10
BeyBlade
All right.
01:19:18
Steve-O
and So, Celebi from multiple points in time show up to revive himself. And then they all say, good game. And he says, thank you for reviving me.
01:19:29
Steve-O
And they all go away. And then that Selby goes into the sky. It's kind of like Lord of the Rings. He kind of goes like, I'm going on my my journey now.
01:19:37
BeyBlade
But it's like, why didn't why didn't you just do that in the first place?
01:19:37
Steve-O
I'm still alive.
01:19:39
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:19:40
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah. But now a Pokemon actually dies in the next one.
01:19:42
BeyBlade
This is OK. she
01:19:47
BeyBlade
Obviously, because in the first like is in every movie, a Pokemon dies or well Ash technically dies in the first one, right?
01:19:53
Steve-O
in the first one, but then the the power of the Pokemon's tears break it back to life.
01:19:56
BeyBlade
Yeah. So, Steve, you said there's two Mary's now. I don't mean to be this guy.
01:20:02
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:03
BeyBlade
But like, I feel like because because Chris is in here, I feel like are these legitimate Mary's or are these just like we're working on a scale here?
01:20:04
Steve-O
Keep in mind, these are like, these are like, these are like, you know.
01:20:11
Steve-O
We're working on a scale based on the Pokemon movies.
01:20:13
BeyBlade
Because that'd be like if I said I've watched because I've watched every Dragon Ball Z movie and I can confidently say none of them are Mary's, you know.
01:20:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:20:22
Steve-O
Right. No, like I am 100% in the fact of like, this is just in the vein of the Pokemon movies where it's like, this is the best one.
01:20:25
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:20:28
BeyBlade
Did you cry during this movie?
01:20:31
Steve-O
Not during the Celebi one.
01:20:31
BeyBlade
Any of them?
01:20:33
Steve-O
Uh, I teared up a little bit during Pokemon one, but that's just because I always think about that scene where the Pokemon are fighting. And I remember, I remember tearing up a little bit.
01:20:42
BeyBlade
Oh you mean you mean the Peaky shoes where they're slapping each other?
01:20:44
Steve-O
We're at a Pikachu slapping the Pikachu and the Pikachu refuses to slap the other Pikachu. And Meowth is like, what are they doing? They're not supposed to fight each other. We're supposed to be friends. And I'm like, God damn it, Meowth, you're right. Um.
01:20:59
BeyBlade
Wow that's fucking bold of of all of them meowth to say that.
01:21:05
Steve-O
The guy.
01:21:05
BeyBlade
The one who literally works. Oh, also, they're not supposed to. i I'm going to get too on these details.
01:21:10
Steve-O
Well, that's the thing. Cause then in the next movie, they're like, are you guys ready? They start every movie with fighting Pokemon, except for the fifth one.
01:21:19
BeyBlade
Also, that's the whole point of the fucking universe is they fight.
01:21:23
Steve-O
The last one I've watched was the Girachi movie. Uh, and that one is interesting, but also people just show up and then they disappear like Brock's in this one, but Misty's gone and there's a child.
01:21:35
BeyBlade
Is your is your smug intact or is your smug still intact though? Are you like so thesepo oh I'll see no no geodudes you geo dudes and these None of these are as cool as that that that coconut that coconut pokemon
01:21:46
Steve-O
ah No, no, no, I don't. Where's Joe, dude? I've been waiting.
01:21:54
Steve-O
Dude, the so legendary in the third movie isn't even actually there. They're just in like a weird Twilight Zone episode in the third one where a child, ah they just make a child's wishes come to life.
01:22:07
BeyBlade
OK.
01:22:08
Steve-O
So it's like, oh, we took your dad, but we replaced him with Entei, the Pokemon.
01:22:14
BeyBlade
Well, to John's to John's earlier comment, though, does detective pikachu pikachu does does detective pikachu count in this list in this?
01:22:15
Twin Cheaks
and
01:22:17
Steve-O
Yes.
01:22:20
Twin Cheaks
Pika Koo.
01:22:25
BeyBlade
Is it going to get a rewatch?
01:22:26
Twin Cheaks
Yes.
01:22:27
Steve-O
I mean, it has to, right? It's a, it's a Pokemon movie.
01:22:28
Twin Cheaks
It's a Pokemon movie.
01:22:29
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:22:31
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:22:31
BeyBlade
Yeah, I mean, it probably should.
01:22:33
Steve-O
Here's the thing. Okay. So why I tried to watch some of the new Pokemon anime Pokemon horizons and The thing is, like when I was a kid, I loved the Pokemon anime.
01:22:45
Steve-O
I thought it was very fun, it was in spirit, but the Pokemon Horizon show is like kind of, I don't know, it's just like totally weird and a mess, and it doesn't feel urgent, it doesn't feel like the main character actually cares about doing things.
01:23:02
BeyBlade
It's not ash, right? Or is it ash?
01:23:04
Steve-O
It's not Ash, so it follows, I forget the name of the girl. but it's like kind of a squad and like a girl, she's like, I'm going to Pokemon Academy. And then she is gifted from her grandmother, a necklace with a big crystal on it.
01:23:17
Steve-O
And a bunch of creeps show up and they're like, Hey, your grandma told us that ah your grandma's sick.
01:23:24
BeyBlade
Oh, is this a Dan to Dan situation?
01:23:25
Steve-O
So we need to pick you up and take you home immediately.
01:23:30
Steve-O
Uh, no.
01:23:31
BeyBlade
Hey.
01:23:31
Steve-O
It's, so they're trying to get their hands on the crystal because the crystal's actually, uh, tropical.
01:23:37
BeyBlade
Yep.
01:23:38
Steve-O
Oh, spoilers. Um, but, um, yeah.
01:23:42
BeyBlade
yep
01:23:42
Steve-O
Um, but, uh, uh, an air pirate ship shows up and they are like, you're in the crew now. Uh, she just kind of sits on the ship the entire time and is like, ah I don't know if I should,
01:23:58
Steve-O
go back to school. I think I'm going to become an air pirate, but I'm also not going to do anything. And so like the entire time we're like, she doesn't really have any agency. Like there are multiple times where like she just kind of walks away from the big dramatic situations.
01:24:13
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:24:13
Steve-O
that like the other people are doing and it's like but you're our main character so we keep following her point of view and it just doesn't really seem as like fun as like Ash trying to catch all the Pokemon and read the best Pokemon like I don't know I don't know what she wants which is like a big drive in a character
01:24:24
BeyBlade
Yeah, I'm learning lessons about what a bookmark is. I. Yeah, I mean, I feel like yeah, because Ash was very much like I want to literally in the song, right? I want to be the best. I need to catch them all.
01:24:40
BeyBlade
He was driven and it also felt like he was informative, right? You're like, oh, that's what a Butterfree does.
01:24:46
Steve-O
Yes.
01:24:49
BeyBlade
Oh, rocks. Rock Pokemon are strong against electric, but weak against water. That's cool.
01:24:56
Steve-O
It really, like, that's the thing. The anime...
01:24:58
BeyBlade
Which was simple is informative and at least entertaining, seemingly, you know.
01:25:03
Steve-O
Oh, very much. And like that's the thing. It kind of beat itself into our vernacular. like Even if you weren't a fan of Pokemon or didn't watch it, it still kind of got in but via osmosis to people, where it's like, okay, I understand. The point is to catch them all. Gotta catch them all. Gotta catch them all.
01:25:24
Steve-O
But like if the point of it is like, like imagine if like they were like the new Pokemon show and they made the song like, run from the kidnappers who want to steal your necklace. You'd be like, I don't understand this. So is this home alone?
01:25:39
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:25:41
Steve-O
A long story short, I just, it just ain't, it just ain't got the heat that the other ones does.
01:25:43
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:25:45
Steve-O
That's why instead of watching that, I've been watching Dan to Dan where they stole the kid's penis and he has to fight a witch to get it back.
01:25:52
BeyBlade
yeah
01:25:55
BeyBlade
Yeah, Turbo Granny.
01:25:56
Steve-O
I'm turbo granny or a hundred kilometer granny, as she used to be called before turbo was around.
01:25:58
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:26:01
BeyBlade
And then, uh, yeah, and then, uh, which I'd like because it's, it's Jenny's asking questions that I've like, I feel like it's this so weird comparison, but I feel like a parent when their kids starts asking questions like that, they don't know the answer to.
01:26:12
Steve-O
like Jenny, it's a face crab.
01:26:19
BeyBlade
Jenny's like, what's the shown in anime? And I'm like, OK, shown in anime is like and she's like, what's the Sojo anime? I'm like, oh, hold on. yeah like Go in the other room and Google it.
01:26:29
BeyBlade
And then I'm like, OK, so that is basically blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And, you know, it's kind of what's been going on. But Pokemon, man.
01:26:42
BeyBlade
I don't know.
01:26:43
Steve-O
I'm just, hey, I'm just, it is because I was playing Arceus and I was like, I don't know anything about these characters.
01:26:43
BeyBlade
It's just I get it. Yeah, you know, you're doing a thing.
01:26:49
BeyBlade
Is this is this is this with is this with your partner or is this just OK, I was going to say at least.
01:26:52
Steve-O
Yes, yes, yes, yeah.
01:26:54
BeyBlade
you and Yeah.
01:26:56
Steve-O
I've been playing Arceus because I never finished that game. And a lot of the Pokemon in that game, I'm like, I don't really know about any of these guys.
01:27:03
BeyBlade
Mm hmm.
01:27:03
Steve-O
All I know is like the 151.
01:27:04
Twin Cheaks
There's too many of them anyway in general, right?
01:27:06
Steve-O
There's a lot.
01:27:06
Twin Cheaks
Like, there's gotta be a point. There's gotta be a point where you're like, eh, it's okay.
01:27:09
BeyBlade
Can you can you subtly try to just integrate Digimon and see if you can get away with it?
01:27:16
Steve-O
You know what?
01:27:17
BeyBlade
Like, oh, you want to watch the new season?
01:27:20
Steve-O
I'm going to be like, Hey, are you feeling, you feeling up to doing something a little dirty tonight?
01:27:24
BeyBlade
You feel a little.
01:27:25
Steve-O
And then I bust out like Yu-Gi-Oh. why
01:27:28
BeyBlade
Yo, dude, every once in a while, I think about it because like you get was always one of those where like I would catch one every 10 episodes and I'm like. OK, you know, and, you know, it still doesn't make sense to me.
01:27:41
BeyBlade
You know, what's the series I've always thought about like sitting down and rewatching?
01:27:47
Steve-O
What's that?
01:27:47
BeyBlade
But I think I would yeah I think the anime issue would come up and it would just end and I would never find Monster Ranger because one of the last episodes I've ever seen of Monster Ranger was like the big bat is introduced.
01:27:53
Steve-O
Oh, my God.
01:28:01
BeyBlade
And like, I don't know how much of this you remember, but, you know, there's the weird eyeballed guy
01:28:05
Steve-O
Susie or Suizu.
01:28:08
BeyBlade
And then there's like the rock monster, right?
01:28:10
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:28:11
BeyBlade
Who's like, I don't know. He's just like the stoic. And then this bad guy comes in and he just whoops all of their asses one by one. Like he beats up the the dog and the eyeball.
01:28:23
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:28:24
BeyBlade
And then he just fucking goes like test of strength with the with the rock monster. And he beats his ass, too. And then you're like, and it's just like this is the introduction of the big bad.
01:28:36
BeyBlade
And then he's like, find me when you're stronger. And then it just, it ended. And I was like, this dude rules. I'm now invested because it went from like kiddie show to like the stakes just rose very abruptly.
01:28:50
BeyBlade
And then I never saw another episode. And I'm like, dude, the thing is, is that fucking very much could have been what happened because I don't know the Monster Ranger lore.
01:28:52
Steve-O
um What if you found out that was the last episode?
01:29:01
BeyBlade
All I know is if I put in my Limp Biscuit CD and my Batman Forever CD, I get a different monster.
01:29:07
Steve-O
I remember because i I had that game and I remember I had a ah greatest hits of Billy Joel CD for some reason.
01:29:17
BeyBlade
OK.
01:29:17
Steve-O
Don't know why, but that disc too gave you one damn good monster.
01:29:23
BeyBlade
yeah One damn fine piece of age.
01:29:26
Steve-O
There's monsters from Allentown.
01:29:29
BeyBlade
Dude, monster moo, I think, master moo. I think this is it, Steve. I think to find the master moo.
01:29:37
Steve-O
Dude, just be like, hey, Jenny, do you want to watch some Monster Rancher?
01:29:42
BeyBlade
Hey, Jenny, you want to get fucking kinky tonight?
01:29:43
Steve-O
Hey, Jenny.
01:29:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:29:47
Steve-O
How do you feel about some Digimon and some Monster Ranger and some red wine?
01:29:51
BeyBlade
How about you?
01:29:52
Steve-O
and
01:29:54
BeyBlade
Yeah, so I don't know.
01:29:57
Steve-O
Right.
01:29:58
BeyBlade
Let um I don't know if that's ah ah a path or a bridge I'll ever cross, but.
01:30:03
Steve-O
right
01:30:05
BeyBlade
You know, i I'm just thinking about trying to figure out how to fucking just get myself up to rewatch or to watch the Castlevania anime.
01:30:14
Steve-O
I need to get into Nocturne 2.
01:30:16
Twin Cheaks
yeah i haven't seen any of
01:30:17
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
01:30:17
Steve-O
I've just been sleeping on it. I haven't heard any hype though. That's the thing that kind of scares me. It kind of just came out and nobody talked about it.
01:30:25
BeyBlade
That's I heard actually one bad thing, and I was like, oh, like, cool. That seems like it sucks, but like, I don't know. what he I was I was really digging it. Like I said, my issue was I fired it up and it just like like it was another episode.
01:30:41
BeyBlade
I was like, I need a recap. ah It's been too long.
01:30:43
Steve-O
You're like, i I need it like.
01:30:45
BeyBlade
And then, yeah, they just told me to go fuck myself.
01:30:48
Steve-O
When severance does a better better recap, you know you're in trouble.
01:30:48
BeyBlade
So.
01:30:50
BeyBlade
Yeah, you know, I was I was a little disgusted. So fuck me, I guess, but. Yeah, man. um You guys want
Super Bowl Movie Trailers and Fan Reactions
01:31:02
BeyBlade
to.
01:31:02
BeyBlade
I mean, we talked about the Super Bowl and we talked about some commercials, but you want to get into the.
01:31:07
Steve-O
Yeah, let's go. Let's go for the news.
01:31:08
BeyBlade
The stuff.
01:31:09
Steve-O
Let's go for the stories and stuff.
01:31:09
BeyBlade
Well, let's talk about. Let's talk about the. oh Yeah, because this leads into.
01:31:11
Twin Cheaks
The trailers, trailers.
01:31:15
BeyBlade
And I'll just make this really briefly, because John. Has been. Just every other day. just sending me a fucking text or a link to some troll Twitter.
01:31:27
Twin Cheaks
What? Ah, the fucking.
01:31:30
BeyBlade
Because three big trailers had come out in the last few months and specifically this week. So we had the Superman trailer, Steve, right?
01:31:37
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
01:31:38
BeyBlade
that Then we had the Fantastic Four trailer and then the Jurassic World Rebirth trailer had come out.
01:31:44
Twin Cheaks
And then Smurfs. Don't forget Smurfs, because the Snyder fans are more excited are real excited for that one too.
01:31:45
BeyBlade
And then Smurfs, right? Yeah. see
01:31:50
BeyBlade
Yeah, really important.
01:31:51
Twin Cheaks
They're going to watch that movie.
01:31:52
BeyBlade
But the thing is, Steve, is like... It's like the release dates are like it's like a fantastic for Superman and the Jurassic World. Right. They're all like week after week after week. So I'm just somehow found it in his algorithm of just these people hating on hating on the Superman trailer. And it's just like these weird, stupid situations where they're just dunking on it nonstop. And I'm here for it.
01:32:22
BeyBlade
And John just sends me a video and he goes, I don't understand.
01:32:25
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I'm like these guys like they can't they have to be trolling right like I just don't get it dude.
01:32:25
BeyBlade
and
01:32:31
Twin Cheaks
I really don't I'm like Devin.
01:32:32
BeyBlade
And I tell him, I'm like, no, John, like this is.
01:32:35
Twin Cheaks
It's not like politics. That's gonna that's gonna drive me off of this site.
01:32:38
BeyBlade
Yeah, that was a it's not politics.
01:32:39
Twin Cheaks
It's this it's it's the fucking turf wars between The James Gunn fanatics and the and the even the James Gunn fanatics are like psychos about it, too Like it's starting to get starting to get bad out there
01:32:40
BeyBlade
It's fucking this.
01:32:44
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:32:51
BeyBlade
It's getting, it's getting a little, a little too aggressive.
01:32:54
Twin Cheaks
But like this. Do you think it's because they have the Snyder cut like that gave the like is the ah Snyder.
01:33:00
Steve-O
They were embolden.
01:33:02
Twin Cheaks
Yes the Snyder cut releasing the equivalent of Donald Trump winning the election like it gives them a voice.
01:33:07
Steve-O
No, John, the Snyder cut was January 6th.
01:33:09
Twin Cheaks
hu
01:33:13
Twin Cheaks
Because it's like it's like it it like proved that like the Snyder fanboys can just bully everybody until they get what they want.
01:33:13
BeyBlade
Whoa.
01:33:20
Twin Cheaks
Right.
01:33:20
Steve-O
They were like, they were like, hey, you know what? It worked. It worked. We did the thing. And then now he's back.
01:33:29
Steve-O
And if they keep pushing, maybe they bring them back.
01:33:34
BeyBlade
Maybe, maybe.
01:33:34
Steve-O
Maybe.
01:33:35
Twin Cheaks
That's what they're saying now too. They're like, when this flops, you know who to call DC or Warner Brothers.
01:33:41
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So but that being said.
01:33:44
Twin Cheaks
like they like They think that would happen like if that the situation was that. They really think Warner Brothers would just call Zack Snyder. crawl Come crawling back to Zack Snyder on their hands and knees to save them.
01:33:54
BeyBlade
We should.
01:33:55
Steve-O
I don't understand it, man. I really don't. Like, here's the thing. like I feel like our podcast at one point was the it was like catered to the Zack Snyder fan base before Man of Steel, I should say.
01:34:12
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:34:13
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:34:13
Steve-O
Like a bunch of loud dudes just yelling, being rude, eating on the mics. And when we went into those movies, we immediately went, oh, these fucking suck.
01:34:25
Steve-O
These are bad. I don't know.
01:34:28
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. Like you really would on paper be like, Oh, these guys would love this.
01:34:31
Steve-O
Yeah, like it would be like, they love this podcast, but they hate these movies because it's like, you know, they, they, I don't know what it is.
01:34:31
BeyBlade
You're like,
01:34:39
Steve-O
Like where, where do they see these as something that is worth fighting so vehemently for?
01:34:47
BeyBlade
I mean, I think John might be honest something, though, because like a lot a lot of like the crazy shit is like, oh, the Netflix will just give it to they'll just give the Snyder because they're like, we got the Snyder cut. We we made this happen. You know, we were such big fans and we made enough noise that it existed. And it's just like, I mean, like kind of sort of, but like not really. Fuck you.
01:35:15
BeyBlade
Like, yeah, would it have happened without?
01:35:16
Twin Cheaks
Like the Snyder Cut, the Snyder Cut was good.
01:35:20
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:35:20
Steve-O
No, yeah.
01:35:20
Twin Cheaks
I just caught my can, dude.
01:35:21
BeyBlade
But also, like, also it's like, was there footage? Yeah, of course there was footage, but like, was it just sitting there ready to go? Like, no, it wasn't done. They had to add, you know, so an extra 40 million dollars or something like that.
01:35:35
BeyBlade
Right. But now they're like, oh, if we just make enough, if we just scream ah about it enough, like we'll we'll be right.
01:35:43
Steve-O
here's Here's the scary thing, though.
01:35:43
Twin Cheaks
We'll get what we want. We scream about enough to get the movie will flop and it won't do well, you know?
01:35:49
Steve-O
They were screaming about it when we were hit with a pandemic that affected movies so badly that they were like, oh, well, you know, it's a thing.
01:35:49
BeyBlade
yeah
01:35:56
Twin Cheaks
All right, fine. You can make a quick buck.
01:35:59
BeyBlade
it's ah Yeah. a thing.
01:36:00
Steve-O
Dude, the moon's back, baby.
01:36:00
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:36:02
Steve-O
Trump's in office. Bird flu is going across the nation.
01:36:08
Steve-O
What if?
01:36:08
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's it's.
01:36:09
Steve-O
What if? What if?
01:36:10
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah, I know. um
01:36:12
Steve-O
we We need the old Zach back.
01:36:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, but to to to that point, Fantastic Four First Steps officially comes out. A trailer, I should say.
01:36:23
Steve-O
ah
01:36:24
BeyBlade
What are we thinking? Good? They're back?
01:36:28
Steve-O
i I think it's delightful.
01:36:28
Twin Cheaks
i think I think it looks pretty good.
01:36:28
BeyBlade
Is Marvel back, baby?
01:36:30
Twin Cheaks
Dude, all the things that I'm um like reading, the speculation stuff, is like is wild, dude.
01:36:31
Steve-O
It's fun. I'm excited.
01:36:38
Twin Cheaks
it's kind of I don't know if it's like turning me off or turning me on, basically.
01:36:42
BeyBlade
I...
01:36:43
Twin Cheaks
It's the Franklin Richards stuff.
01:36:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, and I think like my guess at the end of this, my guess is at the end of this.
01:36:47
Twin Cheaks
It's too much, right? Too much? That's like Zod. It's like Zod in Man of Steel. It's just too much, too soon.
01:36:54
BeyBlade
it is ti Well, yeah, because people are like, oh, she's clearly pregnant. She was clearly pregnant in the scene. And you're like. What? yeah But.
01:37:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Devin, first steps.
01:37:06
BeyBlade
yeah Yeah.
01:37:07
Twin Cheaks
First steps, Devin.
01:37:07
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:37:08
BeyBlade
I know. i know it Trust me.
01:37:09
Twin Cheaks
Devin.
01:37:10
BeyBlade
I've read him.
01:37:11
Twin Cheaks
Devin.
01:37:11
BeyBlade
I've read him and also like, I don't know, like reads like, oh, we eat that seven o'clock every night on the dot blah, blah, blah.
01:37:12
Twin Cheaks
Devin. Devin. Devin.
01:37:18
BeyBlade
And you're like, this is like, in a way, it kind of rings my alarm bell. You're like, this is two wholesome. This is creepy. ah I know it's not true. I know that's not the direction they're going to go. But then there's stuff like he's doing wormhole equations.
01:37:32
BeyBlade
You're like, okay, so it's like Franklin Richards nonsense going to happen at the end of this and then they.
01:37:37
Twin Cheaks
No, that's what they're saying is that she's pregnant in the beginning of the movie.
01:37:43
BeyBlade
Right, yeah.
01:37:44
Twin Cheaks
And that Franklin is born during the movie and that speculation is that Galactus wants Franklin, because I guess, I guess, theoretically speaking, he could just endlessly eat planets from the pocket.
01:37:53
BeyBlade
Right.
01:38:00
Twin Cheaks
University creates, I guess so.
01:38:01
BeyBlade
You're right. Yeah. OK. And he opens the multiverse and then.
01:38:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so then yeah, so read is studying the wormhole stuff so that they can escape this reality to escape Galactus Which is kind of we yeah it's it kind of makes sense, but it's also like So you just let you you just let Galactus fucking kill everybody and you're like you Thanos that universe and like and you go to this one
01:38:11
BeyBlade
Whoa, OK. Neat. They got to solve the problem. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because then it's like, well, then Galactus should be the big threat, not.
01:38:31
BeyBlade
Robert Downey Doom, you know, but I mean, you know, we're just making shit up.
01:38:34
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Yeah.
01:38:36
BeyBlade
um
01:38:36
Steve-O
This might be the movie that establishes Galactus.
01:38:36
Twin Cheaks
You were just making shit up, yeah.
01:38:39
BeyBlade
Yeah, I mean, ah clearly.
01:38:41
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:38:41
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:38:42
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but I mean, if you think about it, they have to tie it into MCU proper it some somehow, right?
01:38:42
BeyBlade
But.
01:38:48
Steve-O
Right.
01:38:48
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:38:48
Twin Cheaks
And that's what makes sense.
01:38:49
BeyBlade
Right. And then that's going to be fun. Right. Is like, oh, the next time they're in it, they're like, well, what's all this darling? And then, you know, it will be another man out of time a family out of time, I think.
01:39:01
Steve-O
It's gonna be like a Captain America sort of scenario where at the end of it, it will be like what's happening?
01:39:03
BeyBlade
I think so.
01:39:08
Steve-O
Oh god we have one of these a day man
01:39:08
BeyBlade
Yeah. well Where Richards turns to the news on and sees a school shooting and he's like, what? And then you're like, oh,
01:39:15
Twin Cheaks
Do you think this is a you think this could be a one off to like.
01:39:19
BeyBlade
No, ah Kevin Feige is not built like that.
01:39:21
Twin Cheaks
Or do you think they got they got plans they got plans for these guys?
01:39:23
BeyBlade
Yeah, they definitely got plans. Yeah, dude.
01:39:25
Twin Cheaks
OK.
01:39:26
BeyBlade
Yeah. Doom is come up like Doom has to read and do like it.
01:39:30
Twin Cheaks
Every time I think about Doom and that it's Robert Don Jr. it makes it shrivels up my boner.
01:39:33
BeyBlade
No, listen's I get it. I get it. And it irks me to it.
01:39:35
Twin Cheaks
Shrivels my boner.
01:39:36
BeyBlade
Well, it confuses me.
01:39:37
Twin Cheaks
I hate it. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. I hate it. I actually think it's stupid on all like on all levels.
01:39:41
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:39:44
Twin Cheaks
It's dumb.
01:39:46
BeyBlade
Uh, what are we thinking? ah What do we think of Ben Grimm? The look.
01:39:50
Steve-O
I know a lot of people were shitting on it, but he looks like, you know, comics accurate.
01:39:53
Twin Cheaks
He looks like comic Ben Grimm.
01:39:55
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:39:55
BeyBlade
Yeah. My only weird, I don't even know if it's weird. My critique is I am personally a fan of large thing where this thing is like.
01:40:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but then he can't have he can't like cuddle with Alicia, dude. Come on.
01:40:08
BeyBlade
You're right, you're right.
01:40:09
Twin Cheaks
This makes him more human, I like this.
01:40:09
BeyBlade
But it's just, it's just weird to see that he's like the third shortest.
01:40:11
Steve-O
maybe Maybe he'll get bigger.
01:40:13
Twin Cheaks
Maybe he can Hulk out and expand, maybe he can expand when he gets mad.
01:40:15
BeyBlade
He's the third shortest member of the Fantastic Four.
01:40:16
Steve-O
Maybe he'll get more rocks on him.
01:40:18
BeyBlade
And I'm like, bro, you're made of fucking bricks, buddy.
01:40:23
Twin Cheaks
The director of this. Is he good like as he proven?
01:40:26
BeyBlade
ah
01:40:27
Steve-O
Is he any good? Is this a guy that we can trust?
01:40:29
BeyBlade
Definitely not, per he's a guy with a camera. um Who is directing?
01:40:36
Twin Cheaks
Because, ah Steve, they were and were talking about this.
01:40:36
BeyBlade
Let's give it a toilet. movie
01:40:40
Twin Cheaks
I don't know if this is the Snyder guys. I can't tell anymore who's who. Everybody's it's everybody's a fucking scroll now on Twitter.
01:40:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:40:48
Twin Cheaks
But they were talking about the the one clip in the trailer where um where um Human Torch like flies and like the flame is kind of like into the camera's way.
01:41:01
Twin Cheaks
But then it like creates all this debris and like artifacting on the on the camera lens.
01:41:07
BeyBlade
Oh, OK.
01:41:08
Twin Cheaks
And they were like, they think that's good. But I don't know if that's good. like I don't know if that's a cool thing. Like, is that a cool thing? Like, they're like, this is attention to detail and at its finest level.
01:41:17
Steve-O
the I don't know.
01:41:20
Twin Cheaks
But I'm like, is it, though? Like, is that is that like something that people want?
01:41:24
BeyBlade
It's AI.
01:41:24
Twin Cheaks
Like, it's like the lens flare thing, you know, like.
01:41:26
BeyBlade
Let me fuck it. Yeah, I think if we're if people are sweating that, though, like you're doing all right.
01:41:32
Steve-O
um'm I'm looking at it where they got like the little bit of like the smudges on the camera lens.
01:41:34
BeyBlade
Oh, by the way, ah
01:41:35
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, there's like smudges there's like smudges on the lens.
01:41:37
BeyBlade
Yeah, Matt Shaqman, notably in most, I think, you know, comparable, he was the director of all of the WandaVision episodes.
01:41:47
Twin Cheaks
Oh, god.
01:41:48
BeyBlade
And he did 43 episodes of it always on.
01:41:49
Twin Cheaks
So.
01:41:50
Steve-O
So you basically just confirmed John's thing about Franklin Richards.
01:41:54
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, basically, that's going to happen.
01:41:56
BeyBlade
Because he directed, I think, I think the visual style is.
01:41:56
Twin Cheaks
Because that's a very wild.
01:41:59
Twin Cheaks
Did he write it? Oh, no, he didn't write it.
01:42:03
BeyBlade
No, I don't think he wrote it. but he directed it. So like, and he directed all nine episodes. So he wasn't just like, you know, I don't know.
01:42:12
Twin Cheaks
oh man.
01:42:13
Steve-O
Should have directed just the first eight.
01:42:18
BeyBlade
I think about paths on this last one.
01:42:20
Steve-O
This last one's kind of stupid I shot three so minus three
01:42:21
BeyBlade
The last one was fucking dumb, dude. What? Oh, they're counting bullets. Done.
01:42:28
Twin Cheaks
I just.
01:42:29
BeyBlade
Oh,
01:42:31
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I mean, maybe I'm overconfident, but like, I don't think this is going to be like a huge threat to Superman at the box office.
01:42:39
BeyBlade
yeah But did he see his eyes, John? Did he see his wonky eyeballs?
01:42:43
Twin Cheaks
No, I think Fantastic Four might be good, but like i don't know if it um I don't know if it has the mass appeal that Superman does as a brand.
01:42:48
BeyBlade
Well, the thing is, is none of these movies, are none of these movies, because they're week they're week to week to week, none of them are gonna go on some crazy big run. You know, there's not. There's just too much competition, which is fun, right? It means the box office is gonna be busy, which is good for theaters. But like, you're not gonna see Oh, Fantastic Four is it's not going to it's not like Superman is going to debut at number two.
01:43:15
BeyBlade
There's just not a fucking chance on the earth that it's not going to dethrone Fantastic Four in its second week. It's just it's going to happen because all the buzz is good.
01:43:26
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, what's the what's the order? So it's drastic. World is first, right?
01:43:31
BeyBlade
Oh, no, my goodness.
01:43:31
Twin Cheaks
Is on the fourth. That's. Oh, man, Fourth of July is on a Friday sheet. Well, maybe that's why they nobody because they can't cheat. They can't like because if that's like on a Wednesday, then they count like that whole five day stretch is the weekend for the box office, which is so lame.
01:43:45
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:43:48
BeyBlade
I know, I know.
01:43:48
Twin Cheaks
But now it's like it's like the holiday, the day off from work or falls on the holiday anyway. So sorry.
01:43:55
BeyBlade
Yeah, so we're looking at.
01:43:58
Twin Cheaks
Christmas Day is on a Saturday this year. Sorry, guys.
01:44:00
BeyBlade
Well, man, so we're looking at.
01:44:01
Twin Cheaks
You got to come to work on Friday.
01:44:03
BeyBlade
um Fantastic Four is where the fuck is it?
01:44:10
Twin Cheaks
You couldn't even get four for four?
01:44:11
Steve-O
twenty fifth
01:44:12
BeyBlade
Twenty fifth, yeah, so it's
01:44:14
Twin Cheaks
So Superman is going to be out for two weeks and on the fourth.
01:44:15
BeyBlade
It's Jurassic World. So it's Jurassic World Rebirth then Superman on the second.
01:44:20
Twin Cheaks
What's on the 18th?
01:44:23
BeyBlade
ah The 18th is the Smurfs and I know what you did last summer.
01:44:24
Twin Cheaks
Smurfs. Smurfs.
01:44:28
Twin Cheaks
Yes, assuming it's gonna be super is gonna debut number one this can't take Jurassic Park and it's gonna stay number one for two weeks straight And it might it might do it it might what if fantastic for uh, I don't know man the 11th, yeah, yeah Smurfs On
01:44:28
BeyBlade
I like.
01:44:33
BeyBlade
and Yeah.
01:44:34
Steve-O
25th Uh-huh
01:44:36
BeyBlade
Yeah. So so it's Jurassic Park.
01:44:43
BeyBlade
Well, yeah, actually, OK, so to be fair, so Jurassic World, then Superman, which Superman is going to top that, then Fantastic Four is going to top ah Superman and then.
01:44:57
Twin Cheaks
the 25th Right?
01:44:59
BeyBlade
ah Yeah.
01:45:00
Twin Cheaks
That's the 25th.
01:45:01
BeyBlade
Yeah. OK, OK. So I'm sorry. Yeah. I think Superman has two weeks. I don't think.
01:45:06
Twin Cheaks
Superman has two weeks at one.
01:45:08
BeyBlade
So man, it's two weeks. Yeah. And then Fantastic Four is probably going to go on a two or three week run, probably at number one.
01:45:19
Twin Cheaks
Because didn't ah didn't Guardians go go on a run, like the first Guardians?
01:45:19
BeyBlade
But.
01:45:22
BeyBlade
Guardians went on like a fucking well, Guardians was number one, then it was like number two, and then it was number one for like another eight weeks.
01:45:30
Twin Cheaks
Dude, Superman might might have that for the summer. It might be that.
01:45:36
BeyBlade
Maybe.
01:45:36
Twin Cheaks
If it's good.
01:45:37
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:45:37
BeyBlade
the I think, yeah, I think this summer is going to be fantastic for versus Superman. It's just going to be like one of those is going to rise to the top. And then I think another one's going to fall because on that saw 11 comes out in September.
01:45:37
Twin Cheaks
I think if if it's good.
01:45:54
BeyBlade
So Chris is Chris is locked in for that. But can I real quick, the Jurassic World Rebirth trailer, really bad, like really bad.
01:46:03
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, why are people? Why are people gassing that shit up?
01:46:05
BeyBlade
That was what I was confused about, John, because I.
01:46:05
Twin Cheaks
Like, why are people gassing it up? Is it because this is it because see it's superman and the Snyder guys are are just louder with it?
01:46:12
BeyBlade
Probably right, because I because, John, I had solved all those means and and, you know, stuff that you were sending me before seeing the trailer.
01:46:12
Twin Cheaks
Is that what it is?
01:46:20
Twin Cheaks
So even the Smurfs even Smurfs is in there now, too, like it's the class, the clown in the army meme.
01:46:22
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:46:26
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:46:27
Twin Cheaks
And Superman is the clown, but so the Smurfs is one of the army guys with Jurassic Park and
01:46:27
BeyBlade
But like.
01:46:30
BeyBlade
It really was I guess I just fired up the Jurassic World trailer and I was like what the fuck? This is a bad. This is a bad trailer Like Steve, I don't know if you saw this is not good.
01:46:41
Steve-O
No, I did not. But also the past few Jurassic Park movies have.
01:46:42
BeyBlade
It's Well, shut your fucking mouth about Dominion I'm kidding don't I can't even Maybe
01:46:49
Steve-O
Is that the one where they do the the dinosaur auction? In the basement?
01:46:53
BeyBlade
yeah
01:46:53
Steve-O
In the basement of the mansion?
01:46:55
BeyBlade
One's about an auction. the The third, the second one's about the auction. The third one's about bugs.
01:47:01
Steve-O
Okay.
01:47:01
BeyBlade
I will.
01:47:02
Twin Cheaks
Dude, man.
01:47:02
BeyBlade
and I will defend Jurassic World. ah the The first one.
01:47:06
Twin Cheaks
Wait, who's in who's in who's in this Jurassic Park?
01:47:06
Steve-O
No, I enjoyed Jurassic World.
01:47:08
Twin Cheaks
Who's in the Jurassic Park movie? What's it called? Rebirth.
01:47:12
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:47:12
Twin Cheaks
Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth.
01:47:13
BeyBlade
Yeah. Rebirth.
01:47:15
Twin Cheaks
Is it Rebirth, right?
01:47:15
BeyBlade
Marsha la Ali, Marsha la Ali and.
01:47:16
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. All right, I'm sold. Number one.
01:47:20
BeyBlade
Gareth Edwards directing, which is like, okay. And then, um yeah, Scarlet.
01:47:25
Twin Cheaks
Scarlet. That's not bad.
01:47:29
BeyBlade
It's a loaded movie, yeah.
01:47:31
Twin Cheaks
that's not that might be number two on the goon scale uh for for july for july over over over fine over fantastic four i mean if we go goon for goon between superman and fantastic four like i think superman like beats it out sexy wise because you got you got dave and corn sweat did you see rachel brosner hands dress at the fucking bra and they could
01:47:34
BeyBlade
For you, for one personal John Suarez.
01:47:44
BeyBlade
What the? Yeah.
01:47:52
BeyBlade
I mean, dude, I posted it. Yeah. Yeah. I said, Oh, she's the best lowest.
01:48:00
Twin Cheaks
Nicholas Holt might be. Yeah, Nicholas Holt is probably the sexiest cast member on that cast, I would say.
01:48:08
BeyBlade
Maybe.
01:48:08
Twin Cheaks
He get he gets his trust me.
01:48:10
BeyBlade
Yeah. No, and I get it.
01:48:11
Twin Cheaks
To the point where Nathan Fillion has to have the ball cut. Oh, and we have Deena, too. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know if it has four touches. Superman on the goon meter on the goon scale.
01:48:21
BeyBlade
No. Well, you know, no, it won't.
01:48:24
Twin Cheaks
I mean, Vanessa Kirby's is she's hot.
01:48:24
BeyBlade
You're, you're right.
01:48:27
BeyBlade
She's playing.
01:48:27
Twin Cheaks
She's hotty toddy.
01:48:27
BeyBlade
Yeah, but she's not going to be playing slutty Sue, right?
01:48:31
Twin Cheaks
She's going to be pregnant soon.
01:48:32
Steve-O
Nah, you ain't gettin' that Marvel Rivals suit.
01:48:32
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:48:35
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're not getting that.
01:48:35
BeyBlade
Yeah. You ain't getting more arrivals.
01:48:38
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, we're not getting cake cake. So we're not getting cakes, too.
01:48:39
BeyBlade
You're not, you're not getting South Korea Sue.
01:48:41
Twin Cheaks
I would say, yeah, probably Joseph Quinn probably is number one. Is there is there a top gooner, right?
01:48:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:48:48
Twin Cheaks
Top goon guy.
01:48:48
BeyBlade
But yeah, he, but, and even him, you know, he,
01:48:50
Twin Cheaks
Or goon lactis. What's his name? The guy from the guy from The Witch.
01:48:52
BeyBlade
Yeah, no, it's not. Yeah, it's no. Have you seen?
01:48:57
Twin Cheaks
Oh, and isn't silver surfer the isn't silver surfer the Ozarks girl.
01:48:57
BeyBlade
Have you heard that, man?
01:49:00
BeyBlade
But it's. Oh, we oh yeah. All right.
01:49:03
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man, oh, good for maybe maybe.
01:49:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, you're right. and Yeah. Baby, baby. um
01:49:10
Twin Cheaks
But I don't know, man, pregnancy kind of. I don't know, man, no, but all that.
01:49:14
BeyBlade
I didn't see the Smurf trailer. Was it was a good job?
01:49:17
Twin Cheaks
No, I mean, I didn't either. I don't like why is that even in the discussion?
01:49:18
BeyBlade
OK.
01:49:21
Twin Cheaks
Like, that's what that's what I want to know, you know.
01:49:22
BeyBlade
I want to know. Put it in.
01:49:25
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, let me see. Smurfs, let's let's check it out for a goon scale.
01:49:28
BeyBlade
OK, well, why why you check that out?
01:49:30
Twin Cheaks
Let's see.
01:49:31
BeyBlade
the Yeah, it's Rihanna is a smurf or something, right?
01:49:31
Twin Cheaks
What's it called? It's just called Smurfs.
01:49:36
BeyBlade
Is that the.
01:49:36
Twin Cheaks
Oh, fuck Katy Perry, too. Oh, oh, oh, Natasha Leon, though.
01:49:39
BeyBlade
No, no, dude, she's she's toxic now, dude. No one likes Katy Perry now. Remember?
01:49:47
Twin Cheaks
Oh, who else is on here?
01:49:48
BeyBlade
I have to Google who that is.
01:49:50
Twin Cheaks
Rihanna James. Oh, James Corden. Never mind. Just sank. So it's over.
01:49:55
Steve-O
You just tanked it, you just tanked it.
01:49:55
BeyBlade
hosh guian yeah he's tanked yeah yeah I don't want to fuck any Smurf.
01:49:56
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, and Kurt Russell. And John oh john Goodman, John Goonman.
01:50:03
BeyBlade
And I don't think I'll ever want to fuck a Smurf.
01:50:06
Twin Cheaks
Hold on, let me just show you this picture, Devon.
01:50:08
BeyBlade
You know who I've wanted to fuck? Tinkerbell. I've never wanted to fuck a Smurf.
01:50:13
Twin Cheaks
What about this one, though, Devon?
01:50:14
BeyBlade
All right. Yeah, I'm ready. Post it.
01:50:16
Twin Cheaks
What about this one? Tell me.
01:50:19
BeyBlade
This is better not be a trap.
01:50:20
Twin Cheaks
I mean, I don't know.
01:50:22
BeyBlade
No, dude, there's nothing attractive about that thing. Smurfette.
01:50:30
BeyBlade
The funniest thing about the Smurfs, funniest thing about the Smurfs is that Family Guide bit where they...
01:50:30
Twin Cheaks
But may they maybe Maybe.
01:50:37
BeyBlade
No.
01:50:37
Twin Cheaks
Wait, are they trying to like trolls the Smurfs with this now?
01:50:41
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah, probably.
01:50:42
Twin Cheaks
As trolls is like they're just like a boy band now, they just sing songs and it's kind of it's all right, it's fine, it's OK.
01:50:48
BeyBlade
Oh, I was going to be like, why have you seen that? But I was like, oh, you have a child. That makes sense.
01:50:53
Twin Cheaks
I'm not he's going to go, he's going to see Superman twice before he sees Smurfs, trust me.
01:50:58
BeyBlade
Do what if he's like, ah was he um see jurassic world dad father I want to see.
01:51:03
Twin Cheaks
And I'll take him. I'll take him to see Jurassic World.
01:51:08
Steve-O
um wanna see final destination bloodlines dad
01:51:08
Twin Cheaks
The thing is, I think, Superman is kind of like a big deal to me.
01:51:09
BeyBlade
I want to see Final Destination Bloodline.
01:51:14
Twin Cheaks
So I might have to see this without a child with me first.
01:51:18
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah. No, you would. You would. You don't want to hate your son, you know, and you would.
01:51:22
Twin Cheaks
No, because dude, when we saw Sonic 3, dude, when we saw Sonic 3, it was just us and like a bunch of other kids in theaters.
01:51:23
BeyBlade
Hey, but I got paid.
01:51:29
Twin Cheaks
So it was like kind of whatever. but like You know, kids are, like, running around and shit.
01:51:33
Steve-O
I wanna see Final Destination bloodlines, dad.
01:51:33
Twin Cheaks
Like, he's, like, looking up. Like, fucking trying to talk to me during Sonic 3, and I'm like, bro, like...
01:51:39
BeyBlade
like Shut your fucking mouth, dude.
01:51:40
Twin Cheaks
Yo, I'll try to watch this movie, d-dog. Like, can you watch it, too?
01:51:44
Steve-O
We gotta pay attention to the movie, son.
01:51:44
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:51:45
Twin Cheaks
Can you, like... Yeah.
01:51:47
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:51:47
Steve-O
We have to find out what happens to Shadow.
01:51:48
BeyBlade
And he's like, I don't ever have to, you know, John, John, that's, that's you being a failure as a father, John. All right. Let me, let me to like let me, let me, that's because you let them have bad habits when you're at home.
01:51:55
Steve-O
quick
01:52:01
BeyBlade
You got treat the how you got treat the living room like the theater screaming.
01:52:05
Steve-O
Dude, I can't wait for Lil Copac going around. but
01:52:07
Twin Cheaks
Okay, dude Dude he loved this he loved the stitch Commercial though at Super super Bowl it was funny.
01:52:08
Steve-O
um um
01:52:08
BeyBlade
Yeah. Ain't no, ain't no such thing, dude. Getting them to get my tubes.
01:52:16
BeyBlade
I bet he did.
01:52:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:52:19
Twin Cheaks
Come on guys. He liked it. It was cute It's stitch Evan he's so cute Yeah, but like this is live-action stitch now Everyone why everybody wants to
01:52:20
BeyBlade
I didn't like I didn't care. I didn't fucking care. You know, I don't care.
01:52:23
Steve-O
It's, it's.
01:52:24
BeyBlade
I saw Stitch. I didn't like that movie. I said, it's a.
01:52:29
BeyBlade
It's the same fucking thing.
01:52:31
Steve-O
He's real now, Darwin.
01:52:32
BeyBlade
describe da do You know what?
01:52:34
Twin Cheaks
Dude, all the like the goon community is like waiting for Lilo's older sister to be revealed because like they were gooning over her in the original movie. So they're like, where's Lilo's?
01:52:42
BeyBlade
I I've always thought she was gross.
01:52:43
Twin Cheaks
I forget her name. They're like, Lilo's
01:52:47
BeyBlade
I don't is just the way it's the now, you know why?
01:52:49
Twin Cheaks
older sister?
01:52:50
BeyBlade
Because it's got not not. It's she's not the road to El Dorado cartoon chick. That chick's bust like that.
01:53:02
BeyBlade
shit See, that's a cheat code, dude. You can't.
01:53:05
Twin Cheaks
That's like, uh, Jessica Rabbit.
01:53:07
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's like Shell or Chella or whatever.
01:53:07
Twin Cheaks
It's here.
01:53:09
BeyBlade
Just Google her.
01:53:11
Steve-O
That's Fox, man.
01:53:11
Twin Cheaks
What's it? Who is it?
01:53:12
Steve-O
That's the 20th century Fox.
01:53:12
Twin Cheaks
Wait, what what movie?
01:53:12
BeyBlade
Shell, C, H, E, L, C, H, E, L road to El Dorado.
01:53:13
Twin Cheaks
What movie is it?
01:53:14
Steve-O
Road to El Dorado.
01:53:16
Twin Cheaks
T H E L Road to El Dorado.
01:53:20
BeyBlade
Like that.
01:53:21
Twin Cheaks
What the fuck is Road to El Dorado?
01:53:22
BeyBlade
You never seen Rodell Dorado.
01:53:23
Twin Cheaks
Anyway, I don't even know. I don't see it.
01:53:24
BeyBlade
There's literally a blowjob gag.
01:53:26
Steve-O
There is, there is, he's right.
01:53:27
BeyBlade
There is. Yeah, like.
01:53:29
Twin Cheaks
Oh, it's this, this chick, Devin.
01:53:30
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. And I'm just saying, like, that's. And then I think no. And then put a side by side to the chicken, the the older sister and fucking Lilo and Stitch.
01:53:42
Twin Cheaks
I mean, I'm not part of this community, so I don't know.
01:53:42
BeyBlade
And it's it's hydrogen bomb coughing baby. You know, it's like, get out of here. I want that. I mean, what's what's yeah, Lilo and Stitch.
01:53:51
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, who is yeah, who is my who is my cartoon crush as a kid in Disney World Disney or Disney movie?
01:53:54
BeyBlade
Sister. Now, great the live action, the live action does it has a chance to to goon me, I guess.
01:54:01
Twin Cheaks
While we load stitch.
01:54:02
BeyBlade
Yeah, I guess. But like, no.
01:54:04
Twin Cheaks
I mean, it depends, right? It depends on what the what the deal is. The dealio is. But they don't. They only shoot stitch. They didn't show anybody else.
01:54:11
BeyBlade
Say.
01:54:13
Twin Cheaks
This one is this one is come out. Oh, see, that's not bad. Picture.
01:54:17
BeyBlade
Um. It is. That's that's that's sloth from the Goonies comparison. You know, it's like this is being real
01:54:26
Twin Cheaks
Jesus Christ, dude.
01:54:27
Steve-O
Wow, damn it. Wow.
01:54:28
Twin Cheaks
Oh, my God.
01:54:31
Twin Cheaks
Fucking brutal.
01:54:31
BeyBlade
I get it.
01:54:33
Twin Cheaks
Wait, let me see who the cast is.
01:54:34
BeyBlade
They're going to be like, oh, it's Zendaya.
01:54:36
Twin Cheaks
What's Lilo's sister's name?
01:54:36
BeyBlade
Oh, never mind.
01:54:39
BeyBlade
Nani. N-A-N-I.
01:54:43
BeyBlade
Sydney. I cannot pronounce his last name.
01:54:46
Twin Cheaks
Oh, dude, the voice, so I see the voice of her in the original movie is Tia Carrera.
01:54:46
BeyBlade
um
01:54:51
Twin Cheaks
You remember her?
01:54:52
Steve-O
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54:52
BeyBlade
No.
01:54:53
Twin Cheaks
The Hadi Tadi from Wayne's World?
01:54:56
Steve-O
ah
01:54:56
BeyBlade
Oh, good grief. Yeah.
01:54:59
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so maybe that's why people were really goonin'.
01:55:00
BeyBlade
that Yeah.
01:55:03
Twin Cheaks
for that character.
01:55:04
BeyBlade
Listen, I'm not saying you got sexual.
01:55:06
Twin Cheaks
Oh, she's back. She's the she's the mom now.
01:55:09
BeyBlade
Nonny Nonny is Nonny is not supposed to be sexualized, but I'm just saying. If we want to talk about goon, I was going in for one of them.
01:55:19
BeyBlade
And it wasn't Nonny. That's all I'm saying.
01:55:21
Steve-O
Don't just watch the movie. You don't have to goon door in the movie.
01:55:24
BeyBlade
I have to goon during every Disney movie.
01:55:25
Twin Cheaks
It's a Disney game yeah movie.
01:55:27
BeyBlade
And if I can't goon, I'm going to tweet about it how I can goon to it.
01:55:27
Twin Cheaks
yeah You got to.
01:55:30
Steve-O
Here, I'll just give you some pictures of Elsmerelda from Hunchback, a Notre Dame, and you'll be fine.
01:55:36
BeyBlade
You know why it's she's cankles, I think. I think that's it.
01:55:41
Twin Cheaks
Oh man, the girl that plays Nani's Filipino or part Filipino, that's cool.
01:55:43
BeyBlade
ah Steve just sat on that and he didn't know what to say.
01:55:45
Steve-O
I was like, all right.
01:55:49
Twin Cheaks
Sydney Agudong.
01:55:51
BeyBlade
I mean, Steve, look at this.
01:55:54
Steve-O
You know what? That means- That means- That's- That's what- That's Chun- Lee.
01:55:54
BeyBlade
just street trunks can't cankles cankles bug me can't nah dude i don't like cankles she is cankles and i hate it chanli does not have cankles bro i hate where this conversation is i'm trying to figure out how to i don't know no i'm trying to figure out how to get out of it
01:55:54
Twin Cheaks
I mean, what's wrong with that, Devin?
01:55:58
Steve-O
That's Chun- Lee, man. That's what Chun- Lee would hit you with.
01:56:00
Twin Cheaks
Wait, what's wrong with this picture? I don't understand.
01:56:13
Steve-O
You did this! You did this!
01:56:14
Twin Cheaks
speaking of out I was speaking of us beginning I am played with my in street three four six yeah let's just say there's a yeah up she's good man I mean she's fun to play
01:56:23
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah. Yeah. How's, uh, how's the sperm count? Are we on it? Are we on it right now?
01:56:35
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:56:35
Twin Cheaks
I think um you would enjoy playing her, Devin, if you in training mode with speed with ah game speed set to 50 percent and block error block all.
01:56:39
BeyBlade
Why is that?
01:56:45
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:56:48
Twin Cheaks
I think you would I think you would enjoy playing that.
01:56:49
BeyBlade
ah Okay. Yeah. I wonder.
01:56:50
Steve-O
Is she the first character you could play with just one hand?
Character Design and Fan Culture in Gaming
01:56:54
BeyBlade
Yeah, can I fill up auto combos?
01:56:55
Twin Cheaks
ah No, because you can set it to dynamic controls. You set the dynamic controls and just hit one button the whole time. You can fucking you can vampire survivors it, as we say.
01:57:05
Steve-O
Well, for folks, this is a first for Evo.
01:57:08
BeyBlade
yeah ah
01:57:10
Steve-O
It's Evan Kopech, taking the stage.
01:57:11
BeyBlade
No commentary just.
01:57:11
Twin Cheaks
Now, but like it's to the I was so I was talking to Devon about this, too. It is to the point where it's like uncomfortable, Steve, because like people are really like like I don't know if this is a I mean, it is a good thing, I guess, because people are interested in the game again. But like like the street fighter like community is very like but not in general, I would say. But like a lot of the things that are getting fed to my timeline are like I guess they're like but the anime waifu guys that like like literally like they're like I'm marrying i marrying her and like like they just they're very serious about about being her main or her being their main and it's like it's it's just weird that's what I'm saying people are weird people are weird it's like that with Tifa I guess right people are like that with Tifa Devin why are you posting stop that Devin quad come on
01:57:53
Steve-O
theyre There's a lot of weirdness in I feel modern gaming. I feel there's a lot of people who kind of like oh, yeah.
01:58:01
BeyBlade
Oh god, yeah, yeah, I'm just immune to it and remember
01:58:06
Steve-O
Oh, yeah.
01:58:07
BeyBlade
Oh, no, I'm making my point, John.
01:58:08
Steve-O
Oh, yeah
01:58:11
Twin Cheaks
But my du but they really like. Like, I don't know. Like, I feel like the like game developers would get shit like got shit on for for some of these choices in the past, right?
01:58:20
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:58:23
Twin Cheaks
And I'm not talking about just the boobs thing, but like she's very my very self aware of her allure.
01:58:30
BeyBlade
yeah
01:58:30
Twin Cheaks
You know, like she knows that she's that she's a fucking.
01:58:31
BeyBlade
Let's.
01:58:35
Twin Cheaks
You know, she's a banger.
01:58:35
BeyBlade
She's a baddie.
01:58:36
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, she's a baddie.
01:58:36
BeyBlade
She's a dime. She's a California dime, dude, yeah.
01:58:39
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Like she knows and she she expresses that, you know. And actually, it's actually cute, Steve. You would like her story. She does. She's just chasing Andy the whole time.
01:58:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:58:48
Twin Cheaks
Like her her story. Yeah.
01:58:50
Steve-O
Wow.
01:58:50
Twin Cheaks
And and I think her ending, she actually she she marries.
01:58:51
Steve-O
Chasing a six.
01:58:54
Twin Cheaks
She marries. ah She marries him at the end, I think, too.
01:58:56
Steve-O
Where's Andy? Andy Bogard?
01:58:59
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:59:03
BeyBlade
Not once she should have buried me No,
01:59:06
Steve-O
No, no.
01:59:06
Twin Cheaks
But like people.
01:59:07
Steve-O
Should have married Terry or somebody. Come on, man.
01:59:10
BeyBlade
she's always been in the Andy Terry's in the like a non-playbook.
01:59:11
Steve-O
I know. I know.
01:59:15
BeyBlade
He's based Terry's basically into the Terry's basically into like Ken's wife, right?
01:59:15
Twin Cheaks
Now, ter Terry might be gay. Terry might be gay.
01:59:19
Steve-O
No, Terry's yeah. What's uh, I think I, they really did.
01:59:22
Twin Cheaks
Really? What a weird- Dude, Terry is- Terry- They made Terry ugly as hell, too, in this game.
01:59:22
BeyBlade
Not like like that's just that's a style, you know, like Terry Bogart
01:59:29
Twin Cheaks
Like, it's almost like- It's really almost like, um, Street Fighter 5 can type ugly. Where, like, he's like-
01:59:36
Steve-O
is ter Is Terry's relationship is with blue Mary, right?
01:59:41
BeyBlade
Mary Ryan, who's not. Is she playable?
01:59:44
Steve-O
Yeah. She's, she's blue, blue Mary.
01:59:45
BeyBlade
Blue Mary. Let's say that like you're a big fan.
01:59:48
Steve-O
I love Blue Mary, come on, man.
01:59:49
BeyBlade
Oh, Mary. Like, fuck you. Google that. Same as me.
01:59:53
Steve-O
No, I knew Blue Mary, I just had to Google if they were in a relationship.
01:59:54
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah. Yeah. but Blue Mary. Yo.
01:59:58
Steve-O
Yeah, but who da king into?
02:00:02
BeyBlade
Who's the kin?
02:00:02
Steve-O
And Joe Higashi.
02:00:02
Twin Cheaks
I'm still I'm still mad that they burned two DLC slots on two fucking fatal fury characters, though.
02:00:09
Steve-O
They shoulda, they shoulda got a Smash Brothers character in there.
02:00:09
BeyBlade
Yeah. Well, you know what they said? They were like, we want mine.
02:00:12
Steve-O
Mario, Kirby.
02:00:13
BeyBlade
And they're like, we'll give you mine, but you got you gotta to have carry.
02:00:15
Twin Cheaks
but You got to put terror. Yeah, that was probably it.
02:00:16
Steve-O
Yeah, big Terry.
02:00:18
BeyBlade
Like.
02:00:18
Twin Cheaks
Because the new game, the City of Wolf or ah yeah City of Wolves is coming out this year, so this is good marketing for them.
02:00:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:00:22
BeyBlade
And I and I would almost guarantee the same conversation happened with Smash Brothers, and then they're like, do we can't we can't do it? You can't have mine.
02:00:30
Twin Cheaks
No, apparently, apparently they wanted. Who is the character? They wanted a different Street Fighter character in um in Tekken, but they settled on the Kuma for some reason.
02:00:34
BeyBlade
So I think they said it.
02:00:39
Twin Cheaks
I forgot who the original was.
02:00:39
BeyBlade
Whoa, dude, Akuma is a perfect fifth. It's like he's the only one that makes sense in Tekken.
02:00:45
Twin Cheaks
No, and he's like he has he is in the lore now, too.
02:00:47
BeyBlade
Yeah, he's the cool and it's cool, Lord, too.
02:00:47
Twin Cheaks
You know that?
02:00:49
BeyBlade
It's like.
02:00:50
Twin Cheaks
He's like Heihachi's wife.
02:00:52
BeyBlade
He made an he made a promise to now he he like literally made like an honor vow.
02:00:57
Twin Cheaks
He fucks Heihachi's wife in front of him.
02:00:58
BeyBlade
He made an honor vow to Hay Hachi's wife that if he actually ever like went to off base or something, he would fucking kill him. And I think that's how he dies in Tekken 7.
02:01:07
Twin Cheaks
That's kind of badass. Oh, Akuma kills his ass?
02:01:10
BeyBlade
I think I might be somewhere off base here, but like a coup he fucks. I actually up. I mean, the law, you know, as we know, the law in Tekken's insane, but.
02:01:17
Twin Cheaks
I mean, it's Akuma.
02:01:22
Twin Cheaks
No, but it's kind of weird because like, OK, so like, I don't know, like. I feel like Capcom didn't have to try this hard.
02:01:31
BeyBlade
Well, they did.
02:01:31
Twin Cheaks
With my, you know, but they really they really went out of their way to make her like amazing, like in all like her character.
02:01:38
BeyBlade
Oh, like as a character.
02:01:39
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah, her character designs. Awesome. Her her lines are awesome. Her fucking taunts are sick. Like her moves are cool.
02:01:46
BeyBlade
And it's going to be
02:01:47
Twin Cheaks
She's not even ah because I think she's a chart. Steve, as the resident, ah Fatal Fury fanatical of the podcast, like for correct me if I'm wrong, but my charge character, right?
02:01:57
Twin Cheaks
Usually, I think.
02:01:58
Steve-O
I don't know, I never played his mind.
02:02:00
BeyBlade
He's.
02:02:00
Twin Cheaks
Dammit, you're supposed to know these things I don't even know.
02:02:02
Steve-O
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just know the guy in the little ah the little suit vest from Italy.
02:02:05
Twin Cheaks
But um she. um
02:02:07
BeyBlade
Yeah, he just knows about Blue Mary.
02:02:09
Twin Cheaks
there But like they really like went out of their way. like Look at this character design like this concept art, official concept art of mine. Like they really like they didn't have to go this hand.
02:02:19
BeyBlade
Yeah, it basically just got the SNK fucking guy to do it.
02:02:21
Twin Cheaks
Like, look at those cakes.
02:02:24
Steve-O
They just said, we're just bringing the character in.
02:02:25
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but like, like, you know, Cammie's queen of cakes, right? She's always queen of cakes.
02:02:29
BeyBlade
Mm hmm.
02:02:30
Twin Cheaks
But they don't give her the boobies, too. With Mai, they gave her both. You know, like, Mai's taking over.
02:02:35
BeyBlade
Yeah, I mean, my my is my is.
02:02:37
Steve-O
There's a reason she's DLC.
02:02:40
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. For real.
02:02:43
BeyBlade
Dick loading content, yeah.
02:02:43
Twin Cheaks
Like, Ma. Yeah, I don't even know.
02:02:46
BeyBlade
It's what I.
02:02:46
Twin Cheaks
No. Yeah. And then, like, I didn't know, like, she's like a metalhead. Does Tim know this?
02:02:50
BeyBlade
No. Oh, man, I did not know it was a metal head.
02:02:52
Twin Cheaks
She's like actually like in the metal like that's her whole spiel apparently. Like apparently all this stuff is is true to the.
02:02:57
BeyBlade
Hmm. I thought she wanted to be a chef or maybe I'm getting her mistaken with a guilty.
02:03:01
Twin Cheaks
With Blue Mary, I think you're thinking of Blue Mary again.
02:03:01
Steve-O
You're thinking of El Forte.
02:03:04
BeyBlade
Yeah. yeah
02:03:06
Twin Cheaks
Actually.
02:03:07
Steve-O
Come on guys, show us some respect to Blue Mary.
02:03:10
BeyBlade
Listen.
02:03:10
Twin Cheaks
Well, like here like look at ah look at her iterations in the other games and tell me tell me which one's the best Devin.
02:03:14
BeyBlade
You know, and you know what's sad is like she's going to be not the annoying thing.
02:03:16
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but tell me which one's the best. Dead or live five should be the best my. if you think about it.
02:03:23
BeyBlade
Yeah, but when was dead or alive?
02:03:23
Twin Cheaks
But it doesn't even come close.
02:03:25
BeyBlade
When was that? That was like 360, dude.
02:03:27
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but it doesn't even come close. No, but I mean, like, fucking Kaname and fucking Ayane look way better than Mai, you know?
02:03:34
BeyBlade
Yeah. Well, dude.
02:03:35
Twin Cheaks
Like, Mai's the easy, the hottest character in the Street Fighter cast right now, and she's not even a Street Fighter character, so...
02:03:41
BeyBlade
Well, and the funny thing is she's probably going to play better in this.
02:03:43
Twin Cheaks
Clearly, Capcom is a bunch of... Capcom devs are a bunch of gooners, too, apparently.
02:03:46
BeyBlade
Yeah, maybe king of fighters. It's just a shame because it's like, you know, she's going to play better in Street Fighter. At least I feel like it.
02:03:54
Twin Cheaks
the king of fighters.
02:03:55
Steve-O
Yeah, you're right.
02:03:55
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's just and it's like it's it's a budget thing. You know, it's just like.
02:04:00
Steve-O
That's the fighting game.
02:04:00
BeyBlade
think Yeah.
02:04:01
Steve-O
That's the big one.
02:04:03
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, she fires the money maker, right?
02:04:05
BeyBlade
Yeah. Well, I mean, in terms of fighting games like it's it's up there.
02:04:10
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, because if it's not street, fight like the cycles usually like Street Fighter, and then if it if it wasn't, then it was like Marver's Capcom when that came out was a top dog.
02:04:16
BeyBlade
Yeah, my has the most.
02:04:20
BeyBlade
It has the most dangerous figures to put on your shelf. You can't put a my figure on.
02:04:24
Twin Cheaks
yeah You can't do that. No way dog. No ah Like you could get away with like cami maybe like cuz of the yoga pants and stuff Yeah, or even Chun-Li cuz Chun-Li is always a classic design like they they would never slut cami out like this or Chun-Li out like this They shouldn't Chun-Li would never look like this, you know ah Yeah, But yeah like
02:04:26
BeyBlade
Yeah, hearing.
02:04:30
BeyBlade
Yeah, like like yoga pants, Cammy. Yeah, like.
02:04:36
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:04:39
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:04:42
Steve-O
That's why they pair her with Andy. So you can also buy the Andy figurine and be like, no, no, no, no, she came with the Andy figurine I bought.
02:04:47
BeyBlade
pre Yeah.
02:04:52
BeyBlade
Yeah. ah Where is it?
02:04:54
Twin Cheaks
Fuck it.
02:04:55
BeyBlade
I don't know. I
02:04:56
Steve-O
Oh, it fell off the shelf.
02:04:56
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
02:04:57
Steve-O
fus i Yeah, it would be the it would be the first character where the head was just normal size and everything else wasn't.
02:04:58
Twin Cheaks
Steve, could you imagine the the the my like Nendoroid figure? Like it would just be like boobs and a butt.
02:05:10
Twin Cheaks
But I kind of feel feel type of way, though, you know, because like they. I'm kind of mad because it's because now like the queen of the hotties in the Street Fighter game is in the Street Fighter character, you know, a feel type of way.
02:05:15
BeyBlade
i mean That's funny, yeah.
02:05:21
Steve-O
Well, here you go. Well, that's when they got to they got to go into the vaults, man. You got to bring back.
02:05:28
Twin Cheaks
Well, who else is who's coming back? Oh, fucking Armica. Yeah, everybody wants Armica.
02:05:33
BeyBlade
He had it weak, weak, Armica's weak, bro.
02:05:33
Twin Cheaks
Right. Everyone wants fucking Crimson. Everyone wants k Crimson.
02:05:36
Steve-O
Crimson Viper, bring Crimson Viper back.
02:05:36
Twin Cheaks
vi What? You don't like Armica, Devin? Are you psychopath?
02:05:39
BeyBlade
It's like, you know, Armica's like too cartoonish, I think.
02:05:40
Twin Cheaks
Are you?
02:05:43
Steve-O
We were we know't we were spoiled with three fighter five with Armico.
02:05:46
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but like her design history, if I was very, very ah voluptuous, I would say.
02:05:51
Steve-O
And that you know what, they censored it, remember?
02:05:51
BeyBlade
<unk> Very goony.
02:05:54
Steve-O
They stole the the part of the ah finisher.
02:05:54
Twin Cheaks
Dude, like look at the fucking
02:05:59
BeyBlade
I know, but it's like there's just something about it where I'm like, yeah.
02:06:05
Twin Cheaks
Oh, so so my looks more realistic and you that you can actually bang you think She's like Dan My is a serious character You Steve you hear this Steve Steve do you hear this?
02:06:05
BeyBlade
I think it's because she's like she, you know know, you know what? I think because she's like a goofball type character, you know.
02:06:15
BeyBlade
Like my is like my would like if I just talk to you, if I talk to you in the corner at a party, you would you would fucking fall to pieces.
02:06:21
Steve-O
difference like i I need a main character, I need a main character.
02:06:24
Twin Cheaks
Steve you hear this Dev is like he's talking about my like how the like the Gooners the waifu Gooners should talk about her like she's a real person.
02:06:30
BeyBlade
Yeah. No, listen, listen, John, listen, John, you got to, you got to lock yourself in.
02:06:32
Steve-O
Well, here's the thing, I remember when
02:06:32
Twin Cheaks
She's very deep and like Yeah, yeah, I mean she's got the tea she it's like Tifa she's like Tifa right Tifa is like that You're embarrassing me yeah, i'll I'll make out with you in the dark and nobody sees us
02:06:36
BeyBlade
But I'm just saying if my corner doing a party, you would fall to pieces. Like if our maker did, you'd be like.
02:06:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, like our Mika, you'd be like, get away. You're annoying, dude.
02:06:49
Steve-O
Yeah, but here's here's the thing. Devin, I remember you playing Remake, Final Fantasy Remake, and you were like, you know, I thought it was going to be Tifa, but Aries is like kind of like that, like kind of like all over the place, girl.
02:06:51
BeyBlade
You're fucking obnoxious.
02:06:54
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:07:02
BeyBlade
Well, yeah, then I turned it. Then I realized I was a Barrett man, according to the game.
02:07:06
Steve-O
Yeah, I couldn't even game.
02:07:07
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:07:08
Steve-O
I like my big muscle men with good arms.
02:07:09
BeyBlade
Now, listen, dude, Aerith Aerith fucked me up emotionally. I was like, oh, my God. Oh, God.
02:07:15
Twin Cheaks
wait Wait, so you were an arith guy. You were in a Tifa guy back then.
02:07:18
BeyBlade
Dude, I any day that we could change this job, I still can't tell you. I still can't.
02:07:22
Twin Cheaks
So you're saying that that five fans has got multiple minds.
02:07:22
BeyBlade
It fucked me up.
02:07:26
BeyBlade
Final Fantasy.
02:07:26
Twin Cheaks
So the the Gunners, the Gunners want poison. They want.
02:07:29
BeyBlade
The Final Fantasy seven specifically remaking rebirth. We it's shot to the like Jesse. Jesse went to top tier as Steve. ah The the parade general, the parade general has her own fucking fan page now in Final Fantasy seven rebirth.
02:07:40
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah, that's right.
02:07:40
Steve-O
My heart, my heart.
02:07:41
Twin Cheaks
She was a nobody in the original, right?
02:07:43
Steve-O
He wasn't nobody.
02:07:51
Twin Cheaks
Like, look at this, guys. Look at this picture.
02:07:53
Steve-O
um We need to, we need to hurry up at some point now.
02:07:55
Twin Cheaks
Sorry, sorry.
02:07:56
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
02:07:56
Twin Cheaks
These girls, yeah, these girls don't, they don't come close to my Street Fighter girls.
02:07:56
Steve-O
You're good.
02:08:00
Twin Cheaks
That's what all I'm saying.
02:08:02
BeyBlade
No, I agree.
02:08:02
Twin Cheaks
You know?
02:08:03
BeyBlade
I agree.
02:08:03
Twin Cheaks
And it's it's a shame.
02:08:04
BeyBlade
I'm looking at fucking pig slop and disgust like.
02:08:05
Twin Cheaks
So I feel a couple of ways. Jesus Christ.
02:08:08
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:08:10
Twin Cheaks
Well, who's the hottest one on there, Devin?
02:08:12
BeyBlade
The hottest one here.
02:08:14
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
02:08:15
BeyBlade
Cammie Cammie in a walk.
02:08:19
Twin Cheaks
OK.
02:08:19
BeyBlade
I think like in terms of just actual this. Yeah, this is so puny.
02:08:22
Twin Cheaks
Not jury not the feet not feet Queen jury the 3 a.m.
02:08:23
BeyBlade
This is not a juries like when you feeling saucy, you know, that jury's three a.m., you know,
02:08:31
Twin Cheaks
Fucking fucking grinder grinder, whatever people use.
02:08:31
BeyBlade
She.
02:08:35
Twin Cheaks
What do you tender?
02:08:35
BeyBlade
Jury's like, yeah, you're just you're you're fucked.
02:08:36
Twin Cheaks
She's the she's 3 a.m.
02:08:38
BeyBlade
You're fucked up and you're just feeling some sort of way and you're just opening some doors.
02:08:39
Twin Cheaks
Tender
02:08:43
BeyBlade
You're like, I'm a jury guy.
Marvel Movie Speculations and Trailers
02:08:45
BeyBlade
But like overall, if you had to just like pick one like who's going to be on the Wheaties box, it's candy.
02:08:52
BeyBlade
She's gorgeous.
02:08:52
Twin Cheaks
Or no, it's Chun- Lee- Chun- No, on the Wheaties box, it's Chun- Lee.
02:08:55
Steve-O
a weenies box
02:08:56
BeyBlade
No, no, we're talking about.
02:08:57
Twin Cheaks
On the fucking- on FHM, it's Kami. Yeah, I'll give you that.
02:09:00
BeyBlade
no Yeah.
02:09:02
Twin Cheaks
Oh, the Sports Illustrated fucking swimsuit edition?
02:09:03
BeyBlade
No.
02:09:05
Twin Cheaks
Kami, yeah. But Wheaties? It's Chun- Lee.
02:09:07
BeyBlade
On Barstool, it's Curry.
02:09:07
Twin Cheaks
You don't- you can't- Chun- Lee's like the Serena Williams of of Street Fighter. You really can't touch him. Yeah.
02:09:15
BeyBlade
That's why that's why I'm always in the cereal aisle, guys. Well, that's shit. um Yeah, but he's right.
02:09:22
Twin Cheaks
Anyway, yeah, we went on the danger.
02:09:22
BeyBlade
We're from Cankles to this. um The Mission Possible 8 trailer, Super Bowl trailer. Also, I think a bad trailer. I think a bad trailer, guys.
02:09:32
Twin Cheaks
I heard he passed out like eight times doing that one scene.
02:09:34
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's insane, but.
02:09:36
Steve-O
Is he done? is Is Tom done?
02:09:38
Twin Cheaks
This has to be the last one, right?
02:09:38
BeyBlade
It's just this is his last mission possible, he said.
02:09:40
Steve-O
Because the last one bombed, isn't it?
02:09:42
BeyBlade
No, no, it did real well. I don't know about real well, but it went well. It did well critically and like I liked it.
02:09:50
Steve-O
Okay.
02:09:50
Twin Cheaks
Wait, he's gonna do another Top Gun though, right? Or no?
02:09:53
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he he said this is his last mission possible. um Yeah, Steve, they got me fucked up, but I'm like fairly certain mission possible. It was not a bomb.
02:10:04
BeyBlade
um
02:10:08
BeyBlade
The trailer that I did like at the Super Bowl was I did like the Thunderbolts trailer. I thought of the of the big.
02:10:16
Twin Cheaks
and place Who plays Sentry? Wasn't it supposed to be Steve and you?
02:10:20
BeyBlade
Bill, yeah, ah Bill Paxton's son.
02:10:24
Twin Cheaks
Oh, God, all right. Well, we went we went from my to fucking. I don't even know. Sonya Blade. Yeah, I put disrespect on her name.
02:10:34
BeyBlade
Whoa, whoa, come on. Yeah, it's a district.
02:10:36
Twin Cheaks
I thought dirt on her name. Yeah, I thought dirt on her name. I don't care.
02:10:39
BeyBlade
Yeah, I don't know about that. I don't know about that. No, he's I'm trying to think Bill Paxton's son. Am I making this up, by the way?
02:10:50
BeyBlade
I think I am not.
02:10:51
Twin Cheaks
I don't know.
02:10:52
BeyBlade
No, Pullman, Bill Pullman's son.
02:10:54
Twin Cheaks
How did they go for?
02:10:56
BeyBlade
Lewis Pullman, I think.
02:10:59
Steve-O
Louis polls, loopholes.
02:11:00
BeyBlade
Will we poll, dude?
02:11:02
Twin Cheaks
So what'd you get from this trailer, Devin? Like, what's the story going to be?
02:11:05
BeyBlade
Uh, it's definitely sentry void stuff. Definitely. Like that's, like people are like turning into like squishy shadows.
02:11:12
Twin Cheaks
Shadows. Yeah.
02:11:13
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. That's the sort of.
02:11:14
Twin Cheaks
Is that ah is that comics accurate? He can manipulate light like that or whatever it is.
02:11:19
BeyBlade
So the cool thing about the void, if you could find something that you thought was cool about the center and the void thing, was that the void was like the they were the same person, right? Like the yin to his yang. And for and the it was like for as many people as the century would save, the void would just like kill that many people.
02:11:41
BeyBlade
Or like heat the void would cause the the you know the bad things that the century would then have to save from. So that's why he was like paranoid and terrified of like the void getting out because he's like, he will kill everybody and everything.
02:11:56
BeyBlade
Um. You know, that's the and that's also like the comics version where he was originally like an Avenger and then he like changed the fabric of reality. So everyone forget would forget about him and you know, that pretty deep cut comic shit. I don't know what the comparison is going to be here because it's like.
02:12:20
BeyBlade
You know, he's definitely a Superman like character of 100 percent.
02:12:23
Twin Cheaks
Right.
02:12:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:12:25
BeyBlade
um Yeah, and it's kind of probably going to feel a little bit like the Suicide Squad versus, you know, Justice League game in terms of like we just punch and shoot.
02:12:26
Twin Cheaks
He's going to be like Homelander.
02:12:36
BeyBlade
We don't really know how to do anything other than that. um And then they got to stop this fucking God. And then they got to work together and be a team.
02:12:47
BeyBlade
ah But what I like is like, I don't really know anything else um about it. Other than that, it's got the century in it. And I've like I like Red Guardian.
02:12:58
BeyBlade
I like the new Black Widow whose name I can't remember at this point. Florence Pugh.
02:13:04
Twin Cheaks
Yelena.
02:13:04
BeyBlade
Yeah, Elena.
02:13:05
Steve-O
Mmm.
02:13:06
BeyBlade
I like USA.
02:13:09
BeyBlade
Everybody else.
02:13:10
Twin Cheaks
Bucky.
02:13:11
BeyBlade
um I'm a bucky guy.
02:13:11
Steve-O
I appreciate that bucky fella. I appreciate that bucky showing up.
02:13:13
BeyBlade
And I keep going, I sure hope Bucky bangs Elena because I'm that I'm that goon. I'm like, oh, man, they should.
02:13:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, you want you ship them already.
02:13:21
BeyBlade
Yeah, well, to be fair, he kind of should have been shipped with.
02:13:24
Twin Cheaks
Today, did they smash in the comics?
02:13:25
BeyBlade
Well, he he smashed Natasha.
02:13:28
Twin Cheaks
He smashed Natasha, yeah, I know that.
02:13:29
BeyBlade
Yeah. So I'm just saying, you know, do a little pallet swap. I'm OK with that. A little bit more appropriate, I feel. But.
02:13:38
Twin Cheaks
Well, one of them is dead, so yeah.
02:13:40
BeyBlade
Well, that and.
02:13:40
Steve-O
You can put that on a Wheaties box.
02:13:42
BeyBlade
You know, but you also can't put Natasha in a thing with the Hulk, then put Natasha in a thing with kind of Hawkeye, put Natasha in the thing like, you know.
02:13:47
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Yeah.
02:13:50
BeyBlade
So I get it.
02:13:51
Twin Cheaks
They flirted with a little Captain America stuff, too, with her.
02:13:53
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, and that was.
02:13:55
Twin Cheaks
They went they went there a little bit.
02:13:57
BeyBlade
Mm hmm. But yeah, like I'm. I guess I'm kind of rooting for this movie because it's a fun it's a fun group. And apparently there's some weird this part I don't like, but there's some weird annoying mystery about what the deal is with the asterisk.
02:14:14
BeyBlade
Why is there an asterisk in the Thunderbolts trailer? You know, I don't quite get it, but.
02:14:21
Steve-O
That is interesting, yeah, what's that about?
02:14:22
BeyBlade
and And it's been there and they haven't really talked about it.
02:14:26
Steve-O
It like shows up. Yeah, it does like a little ding at the end.
02:14:29
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. And it's been in every trailer and they haven't really explained it. They say it has something to do with the Avengers just not being around for whatever reason. And I mean, who knows? But that was a burp. Sorry. um But yeah, man, I don't know. I just. ah
02:14:46
Steve-O
What if the name of the movie changes at launch?
02:14:48
BeyBlade
And just the Avengers. It's called Avengers.
02:14:49
Steve-O
New Avengers.
02:14:51
BeyBlade
Oh, fuck. Oh, sorry.
02:14:52
Steve-O
West Coast Avengers.
02:14:54
BeyBlade
It was goes, baby, even though it's New York. ah Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Like Centuries always been. A very neat character that is just.
02:15:04
Twin Cheaks
He's a Bendis creation, right?
02:15:06
BeyBlade
He's a Bendis thing. Yeah. And then he just kind of. I'm trying to remember what the fuck happened to him. I think he's kind of committed suicide, even though he's apparently tried to do that a million times.
02:15:18
BeyBlade
Anyway, I'm just saying I dug it. I'm of all of the movies.
02:15:22
Steve-O
This is No, I don't think so I think the amount of like time they've spent trying to fix it and rewrite it and it's just gonna be a mess Yeah
02:15:23
BeyBlade
I'm rooting for that over. Like, I don't think Catholic America has a chance and that would be good. This doesn't seem like it's going to be.
02:15:33
BeyBlade
Yeah, and like, yeah, like literally shot entirely new plots and just like If it's if that movie is like a rotten tomatoes, 60, I'll be fucked.
02:15:47
BeyBlade
I think that's victory. You know, like that's that's where I'm
Upcoming Movies and Franchise Reboots
02:15:51
BeyBlade
thinking with that.
02:15:51
Steve-O
I heard that they cut out all the stuff with Patriot in it.
02:15:56
BeyBlade
Who's Patriot?
02:15:57
Steve-O
Um, what's his name?
02:15:58
BeyBlade
Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no.
02:15:58
Twin Cheaks
U.S. agent.
02:15:59
Steve-O
Yeah. No.
02:16:00
BeyBlade
Like Patriot, like the kind of the young black.
02:16:01
Steve-O
Uh, the young Avengers. Yeah.
02:16:03
Twin Cheaks
Oh, shit.
02:16:05
Steve-O
Cause remember in the, the show they like actually touch on.
02:16:07
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, and black and you have Captain America and Falcon or ah Falcon and Winter Soldier or whatever it was called.
02:16:09
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:16:14
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:16:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, because in the trailer, in the first trailer, there's been so many and I've I can't stop watching them. But in the one trailer, it's like Isaiah Bradley's like in it and it seemed like Isaiah Bradley's like being framed. Which then would make sense if you're introducing Patriot, but you already have like this, this pseudo Falcon character that isn't, you know, Sam Wilson. It's the other guy from the show.
02:16:41
BeyBlade
And it's like, I don't know, guys, what are we doing here? And then Red Hulk's everywhere.
02:16:45
Steve-O
yeah
02:16:46
BeyBlade
And I just hope they all have fun. That's kind of where I'm at with that one.
02:16:50
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:16:52
BeyBlade
But last trailer of the of the of the on the docket here is the Final Destination Bloodlines trailer, which.
02:17:03
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I have like I have negative interest in this movie.
02:17:04
BeyBlade
OK, I'm just going to.
02:17:05
Steve-O
Is this a Genesis game?
02:17:08
BeyBlade
How dare you? ah Listen, I'm just going to say this about fun.
02:17:09
Steve-O
I guess Reindeer Bloodline, see what I was doing there?
02:17:13
BeyBlade
Final Destination is a movie that is a series of movies that I was unable to enjoy until I've gotten older.
02:17:20
Twin Cheaks
So you what?
02:17:22
BeyBlade
So I've just calmed down. Like I could not enjoy those movies because I'm like, oh, they're just bad. They're bad movies. The plots are bad. The acting is bad. And it's just like if you just.
02:17:32
Twin Cheaks
A Yooka lot you Chris Kalani, though.
02:17:34
BeyBlade
i Yeah, it's like how Chris Galani likes the saw movies, you know, he's just like, listen, man, I just I know they're not like narrative.
02:17:42
Twin Cheaks
And are the clown.
02:17:43
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. Like I feel like Chris, it would be weird if Chris is like, I hate the Final Destination movies. Like at this point, it's like.
02:17:50
Steve-O
They're fun, they're fun.
02:17:52
BeyBlade
Yeah, like like i exactly.
02:17:53
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I just don't I don't care about them, I just don't you know.
02:17:53
BeyBlade
Right.
02:17:55
BeyBlade
It's just what the trailer is neat. This guy's.
02:17:57
Steve-O
I don't actively go out of my way to see the Final Destination movies, but man, those YouTube compilations of like the best kills
02:17:59
BeyBlade
Eggs.
02:18:04
BeyBlade
Those those dead meats, those those kill count dead meats are always fun. We'll say that. And then ah so I'm just saying that was fun. ah
02:18:14
Steve-O
yeah
02:18:15
BeyBlade
There was a Capcom video game event that was apparently ah detrimental to Capcom because they didn't show it.
02:18:21
Steve-O
They didn't say Resident Evil 9, so.
02:18:24
BeyBlade
But we did get an own emotion to remaster trailer.
02:18:28
Steve-O
Didn't we know this, though?
02:18:29
Twin Cheaks
And a monster hunter bait.
02:18:29
Steve-O
We knew this.
02:18:30
BeyBlade
No, no, no, Steve, that's that's a new own emotion game that's coming out.
02:18:31
Steve-O
No.
02:18:35
Steve-O
Oh, they're doing a remaster. OK.
02:18:37
BeyBlade
So own emotion like the as of right now, Steve, you cannot play the entire trilogy unless you own a PlayStation two.
02:18:46
Steve-O
I don't though, Devin, I don't.
02:18:47
BeyBlade
So that's been the problem when it will come on. Like, let me just play it on a modern console. A few years ago, they before Capcom really kind of started firing on all cylinders, they released Oh, Lucia, the first one, and I bought it and I beat it in one setting and sitting.
02:18:58
Steve-O
I remember that.
02:19:05
BeyBlade
And I was like, this game rules. I can't wait for two and three at least the four I could give it you four so off base from the other three. I don't care about that. But like,
02:19:17
BeyBlade
And apparently ah sales weren't great. And we just never got another one. And then I kind of gave up hope. And then all of a sudden, a few months ago, they announced the own Amusha new one.
02:19:29
BeyBlade
And then we get the same right destiny only we should to arguably the best one. So I'm fucking jazz because this means three has to be coming at some point.
02:19:39
Steve-O
It's right around the corner.
02:19:41
BeyBlade
but It's got to be. But like, dude, they're just sick games. They're just sick games that and more people should be able to play.
02:19:46
Steve-O
I feel like I should have played. I remember playing Onamusha 1 and I rented it. i I got to a point. I didn't finish it. and I just never went back. But I do have respect for the series.
02:19:55
BeyBlade
You own a mission to own a mission to has this fun ah kind of not quite Resident Evil 2, but it has branching paths, depending on like who you talk to and the gifts you give certain characters.
02:20:11
BeyBlade
So you will get different cut scenes based off things.
02:20:13
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:20:15
BeyBlade
It's just it's a it's a sick game. It rules.
02:20:19
BeyBlade
So I was just thrilled about that. And then ah there's been talk of a Buffy the Vampire Not reboot, but a sequel series, which makes me slightly more interested.
02:20:33
BeyBlade
It just also feels weird.
02:20:34
Twin Cheaks
Not that Chloe Zhao is directing it. That was the interesting bit for me.
02:20:37
BeyBlade
Bro, I saw.
02:20:41
BeyBlade
I don't like Chloe's. All right. I'm saying Chloe Zhao does not mean in instant, you know.
02:20:48
Twin Cheaks
I thought it was interesting.
02:20:50
BeyBlade
No, it is for sure. One hundred percent. um
02:20:54
Twin Cheaks
I mean, I think that means that they're going to they're paying money to make their. Paying big bucks for this, you know.
02:20:59
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's just weird, though, because like, dude, Ken doesn't work, though. Doesn't work without him without Joss Whedon.
02:21:04
Twin Cheaks
What, Buffy? Who?
02:21:09
BeyBlade
Yeah, exactly. Right. It's like. I don't know. Chloe Zhao does not really strike me as like, oh, this is a similar tone.
02:21:17
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
02:21:18
BeyBlade
And it's it's interesting. Is is an expansion on the Buffy series? Interesting to me. Yeah. Sarah Michelle Geller being included.
02:21:29
BeyBlade
Yes, sure. I mean, I'm I'm invested. We can ignore the comics, right? I don't need to. We don't need to go crazy with it, but like.
02:21:38
Twin Cheaks
but giant dawn
02:21:40
BeyBlade
Yeah, this unfortunately, I yeah, I feel like this is going to because I remember like a decade ago they were talking about this and they just never happened to. So like this is very much in one of those like I'll believe it when I see it type of things, but.
02:21:58
BeyBlade
I'm not not interested. It's just.
02:22:02
Twin Cheaks
I'm a giant dog.
02:22:03
BeyBlade
I would I would need like David Fury or God, the guy who. Was like the Daredevil season one showrunner, like I i would need Buffy alum, not like writers to be on this show.
02:22:20
Twin Cheaks
I like the idea of an expansion series more than a remake, though.
02:22:25
BeyBlade
I do, too. That's much more interesting.
02:22:26
Twin Cheaks
OK, so ill I'll give them that. I'll give them that.
02:22:28
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
02:22:31
Twin Cheaks
Because I think they would fuck it up. like if they fuck If they fuck this up, then you just you know you just delete it from the universe.
02:22:35
BeyBlade
good the
02:22:39
Twin Cheaks
you know I don't know.
02:22:40
BeyBlade
No, hard agree. Hard agree. Yeah, I mean, it's easy to just ignore if it doesn't do well, but yeah it's just the closure. I heard not great things about Nomad land and the turtles was like the first.
Closing Remarks and Upcoming Episodes
02:22:58
BeyBlade
objectively like in the moment, bad Marvel movie that I've ever seen.
02:23:01
Twin Cheaks
Yeah
02:23:02
BeyBlade
And I was like, oh, no. But apparently she directed a the ah Diablo four trailer. So that's cool.
02:23:13
BeyBlade
Diablo saviors want it. She knows her.
02:23:18
BeyBlade
Oh, the fuck that is. But I'm jazzed. I'm jazzed for it. But yeah, I think that's it. So I got it's all I'm seeing.
02:23:29
BeyBlade
Don't know if you guys want to add anything else you.
02:23:33
Steve-O
No, I think we're running pretty long. So I think we could save, we could save the rest for when we get Chris back.
02:23:34
BeyBlade
Yeah, we're running pretty long.
02:23:34
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
02:23:38
Steve-O
Cause I know Chris got some thoughts.
02:23:38
BeyBlade
Oh.
02:23:40
BeyBlade
Chris is going to say go birds.
02:23:40
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, he hated Fantastic Four.
02:23:42
Steve-O
Go birds. Fantastic force sucks. Thunderbolts suck. Tom Cruise.
02:23:48
BeyBlade
Yeah, you know, I don't. Yeah, I don't need that negative Nancy.
02:23:50
Steve-O
Wonderful. Wonderful.
02:23:53
BeyBlade
Yeah, listen, and we took it with all that drastic world.
02:23:53
Steve-O
Love that Jurassic world. That's what Chris would say.
02:23:58
Steve-O
Final destination. Sure.
02:23:59
BeyBlade
I don't think we should talk about women that way. And then. Yeah, and then and then he ended, but I'm just saying. I hope Captain America is watchable.
02:24:11
Steve-O
Hey, you know what?
02:24:11
BeyBlade
That's what I'm going to end with. I hope movies at least.
02:24:12
Steve-O
There you go.
02:24:14
Twin Cheaks
What's the cut off that give us the final cut off for the round tomato score for Captain America?
02:24:19
BeyBlade
Like like what I think it will.
02:24:19
Twin Cheaks
Like what would it what would it have to be? For you to not see it Or you're just gonna see like like if it's an eight you're not you're still gonna see it if it's eight.
02:24:26
BeyBlade
Ah, man, I'll probably.
02:24:30
BeyBlade
No, no, because because John, like you said before, right in the past, like there's a level where even if it's bad, it's like I'm more interested.
02:24:34
Twin Cheaks
Oh Yeah, if it's too low you have to see it yeah
02:24:38
BeyBlade
If it's like a 32, I'm going to I'm still going to see it, right. But if it's a 32, I'm going to like drag myself to the theater. You know what I mean?
02:24:48
Twin Cheaks
50 51 percent Man of steel that's man steel score thing Yo,
02:24:50
BeyBlade
It's not going to feel good, but like.
02:24:55
BeyBlade
Oh.
02:24:57
BeyBlade
I think I I might need a I might need like a Chris Borden bump, you know, like, hey, dude.
02:24:58
Twin Cheaks
what if it what if it just comes out 90? What if it's like 91 91 when one day but day one that'd be insane
02:25:02
Steve-O
and Mmm.
02:25:04
BeyBlade
Oh, my God.
02:25:07
BeyBlade
Well, my goal is, yeah, I want to you hit up boring by hate board. Hey, you want to we go see it, even though it's landing on fucking Valentine's Day and the Eagles Super Bowl parade.
02:25:19
Steve-O
And but the Super Bowl parade.
02:25:21
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:25:21
Steve-O
He's like, I already got tickets. I already got tickets for you.
02:25:25
BeyBlade
I got to the parade.
02:25:27
Steve-O
You don't need tickets to the parade.
02:25:27
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:25:29
Steve-O
What?
02:25:29
BeyBlade
Oh shit. Who did I pay?
02:25:32
Steve-O
Yeah, the pool's on the top of the building, you gotta buy a pool piece.
02:25:33
BeyBlade
Oh God. daniel but Yeah.
02:25:37
Steve-O
All right, guys, ah we will be back next week with ah the Chris Galanti edition of this episode where we just, it's like the Snyder cut, but with Galani, the Galani cut, so.
02:25:38
Twin Cheaks
Our fellers the galani cut no not the galani verse See ya
02:25:43
BeyBlade
Hell yeah.
02:25:48
Steve-O
um But we'll, Galani versus coming in. It's gonna be four by three, so watch out. All right, everybody, we'll see ya, bye.
02:25:56
BeyBlade
Thanks.