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Introduction and Sleep Struggles
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DeeBo
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of June the 15th, 2025. How the heck are ya? I had a week, everyone.
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werthersoriginal
Oh,
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Steve-O
Fuck.
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DeeBo
And we're all yawning, we're all sleepy.
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Steve-O
oh
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werthersoriginal
whoa.
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DeeBo
So everybody, my name's Devin Kobach. With me is one sleepy Steve O'Tierry.
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Steve-O
ah
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werthersoriginal
whoa. Oh,
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DeeBo
One really tired Chris Galani.
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DeeBo
And one insomniac, John Suarez, he hasn't slept in 64 days.
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Dick VanMeat
Hmm.
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werthersoriginal
whoa. Wow. Got that one out.
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DeeBo
yeah
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werthersoriginal
That took that took like five minutes.
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DeeBo
you know Can I tell you, I've been in this weird, i guess it's adult, but I've been in this weird phase of just cannot keep my eyes open past like 1130.
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DeeBo
And I'm waking up at like 6 a.m.
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werthersoriginal
Uh-oh.
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DeeBo
on Sundays.
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werthersoriginal
Whoa.
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DeeBo
I don't like this life.
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werthersoriginal
What have you done? but have you done to yourself?
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DeeBo
Nothing. i just, I will be honest. My dog has been starting to um force us to go to bed. Like he's really excited and he lets us know when it's time to go to bed now.
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werthersoriginal
Devin, it's time to sleep. Go now.
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DeeBo
And it's like cute. Right. But then I actually get sleepy and you know, yeah.
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werthersoriginal
Devin, it is 11.30. Please go to bed.
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DeeBo
So he'll go upstairs. Like he started, so he was standing on the bed the other day and just barking.
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Dick VanMeat
so and
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DeeBo
It's Jenny went into the bathroom and I was downstairs. Yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
Because everyone needs to go to bed at the same time.
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DeeBo
Yeah, yeah just dude, that's what he's been doing.
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Steve-O
Come to bed. Come to bed.
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DeeBo
And it's cute.
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werthersoriginal
Work! Work! Work!
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DeeBo
It's cute. But I also did tell Jenny, I was like, yeah, I don't think we can um i don't think we can let him rule our lives like that.
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werthersoriginal
Go to bed, Devin.
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Dick VanMeat
He needs his own room.
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DeeBo
like I just said, like listen, it's cute to do it once in a while, but ah I'm not going to let him tell me when I have to go to bed.
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Dick VanMeat
He needs his own room.
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DeeBo
I'm a um but um i'm an adult man.
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werthersoriginal
He wants to sleep in a big pile, Devin. He wants to sleep in a big pile.
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DeeBo
He does, and it's adorable, but it also has... I'm blaming my sleep schedule on my dog, basically. but ah No, because like I've been wanting to... ah
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Dick VanMeat
Was that sleep so schedule so bad? Going to bed at 11 and waking up at 6?
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DeeBo
Yes and no, because like when Jenny goes to sleep, that's when I get my gaming in, bros. That's when I get my games in.
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Dick VanMeat
Oh.
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werthersoriginal
Did you fall asleep?
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Steve-O
It's when the gamer broke.
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DeeBo
Or that's when I watch movie or a show or something.
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Dick VanMeat
Dude, you're playing Onimusha 2 right now. it doesn't It doesn't need to be played right now.
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DeeBo
Yeah!
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werthersoriginal
Gentlemen, have a question for you all.
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DeeBo
Nah, dude. That game is a beat.
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werthersoriginal
Have any of you fallen asleep playing a video game?
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I fall asleep on chat with Devin and Steve playing Destiny 1.
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DeeBo
yeah
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DeeBo
I've watched Steve fall asleep playing Kingdom Hearts 1. Like, I was in the room with him.
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werthersoriginal
Was that...
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Steve-O
Diablo!
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DeeBo
mean,
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werthersoriginal
don't think I...
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Dick VanMeat
It's happened before.
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werthersoriginal
I'm trying to recall. I don't... I think I might be the odd man out here.
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DeeBo
i mean it's been a minute, to be fair. It's been a little bit. Because, you know what I...
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werthersoriginal
Because i I really detest playing video games and I'm tired. Like, that's a big problem of mine.
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DeeBo
Yeah. No, it's it's becoming more hard since
Eye Health and Blue Light Glasses
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DeeBo
we're old men now.
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werthersoriginal
Yeah.
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DeeBo
Ew, you know what, dude? My mom asked me the worst question today. She was like, is your eyesight getting worse because you're close to 40? I was like was like, fuck you, mom.
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Steve-O
Oh my God.
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werthersoriginal
now
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werthersoriginal
Is it, though?
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DeeBo
And I had to admit that there's been a slight decrease in quality.
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werthersoriginal
oh shit. Devin, go get...
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DeeBo
It's not like, and don't need glasses or anything.
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werthersoriginal
No, you need glasses with the chain around your neck.
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DeeBo
I'm not a nerd, ah but...
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werthersoriginal
You need to go full librarian.
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DeeBo
I just didn't like that. shit I was like, fuck you, you old bag of bones. Like kick her out.
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werthersoriginal
My eyesight has leveled off, but I feel like it's just going to fall off the cliff again soon.
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DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. At that point, your eyeballs are just going to fall out of your head.
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werthersoriginal
that's That's the goal.
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DeeBo
Is that what happens?
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werthersoriginal
like i
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DeeBo
They just rot.
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werthersoriginal
I don't want them anymore.
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DeeBo
You just shrivel up and.
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werthersoriginal
like i want I want better eyes, damn it.
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DeeBo
and would Wait, can't you get that?
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Dick VanMeat
You want I feel like I look weird without glasses.
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werthersoriginal
Damn, Skippy.
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DeeBo
You can get that right.
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werthersoriginal
I can get LASIK, but man, that doesn't last for a long time.
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DeeBo
Well, but you could still wear the glasses, right?
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werthersoriginal
That too.
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Dick VanMeat
Like, that's just part of it.
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DeeBo
You could just wear like normal...
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werthersoriginal
That also, John. I agree.
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DeeBo
like
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but now it's like a waste of money. if you're like you're If you're wearing glasses that aren't prescription, like, you're kind of fucking weirdo.
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werthersoriginal
look like a wanker.
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Steve-O
Oh, man.
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Dick VanMeat
You know?
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Steve-O
Yeah. People find out you got fake prescriptions.
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DeeBo
tell that to Tell that to the late 2000s, early 2010s NBA at all. They all wore glasses that weren't prescription.
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werthersoriginal
steam kid. I'm on no scene, kid. All right? I'm an adult now.
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DeeBo
Dude. i wear I wear those glasses because they have ah they're like the the blue light blockers.
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werthersoriginal
Oh,
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Steve-O
Mm.
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DeeBo
And I'll be honest, I feel like ah i feel like a fraud.
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werthersoriginal
ah okay.
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Dick VanMeat
Oh, you're a weirdo?
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DeeBo
i I try to remember to wear them.
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah, you're a weirdo. they don't They don't do anything. Those things don't do anything.
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DeeBo
They do. They do.
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Dick VanMeat
Come on.
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DeeBo
Well, I mean...
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Dick VanMeat
What do they do? Explain to me what they actually do to help your quality of life.
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werthersoriginal
ah Yeah. Yeah.
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DeeBo
They make the light
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Dick VanMeat
Tell me. Because I would love to but would love to know.
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DeeBo
Less blue. Listen, all I can tell you is that it does have a yellow tinge.
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werthersoriginal
They're bunch of bullshit, aren't they?
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah. See? Yeah.
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DeeBo
Whether or not that helps, I don't know.
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werthersoriginal
you're just Hunter S.
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Dick VanMeat
a
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DeeBo
But I know that hard.
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werthersoriginal
Thompson?
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DeeBo
A little bit.
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werthersoriginal
you just look like Hunter S. Thompson all the time. That's what you're telling me.
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Dick VanMeat
yeah
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DeeBo
little bit. You know what? you know this sounds That's some big talk coming from the four eyes over there. Somebody who needs
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Steve-O
Whoa, whoa.
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Dick VanMeat
I'm just saying.
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DeeBo
Somebody who has old dusty eyeballs.
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Dick VanMeat
Well, all I'm saying is like, yeah, it's like, because when I, when I buy glasses, it's like, there's always like blue, blue light blocker, blah, blah.
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werthersoriginal
a Six, thank you very much!
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werthersoriginal
Six eyes.
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Dick VanMeat
blah And I'm like, what? Like for an extra $16 to add to my lenses.
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werthersoriginal
yeah
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Dick VanMeat
And I'm like, no, I'm already paying.
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werthersoriginal
I think it's a bunch of bullshit too, John. um I'll be honest.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
It's like stupid. Like, i don't know Like also at the same time, I'm like farsighted.
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werthersoriginal
I'll be honest.
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DeeBo
I don't know.
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werthersoriginal
My phone...
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Dick VanMeat
So when I'm like locked in, on my computer screen, whether it's playing a game or or working, I'm not even wearing my glasses anyway.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
So it's like, because I'm farsighted.
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werthersoriginal
Yeah. Yeah, that's good point.
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Dick VanMeat
So, I mean, I guess it won't do anything to me, but like, you just you're just wearing, you're wearing fake glasses, Devin, that ah you don't need.
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DeeBo
I mean, yeah.
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werthersoriginal
i
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werthersoriginal
My phone...
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werthersoriginal
Yeah, you are wearing pink glasses.
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DeeBo
Well, you know it's funny is my work laptops.
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Dick VanMeat
That's what...
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DeeBo
They have there's just an option to do that now. So I just flick that on and now I don't have to wear
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werthersoriginal
Steve, how's your eyesight?
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Dick VanMeat
You just need those gunner specs.
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werthersoriginal
Is still good?
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Steve-O
You know, they're OK. Like, you know, when I if I close it.
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DeeBo
them.
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Steve-O
The other one probably a little bit blurry, but like, you know, it's nothing where I'm like, I can't see or read.
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DeeBo
Well, I just noticed like if I'm sitting down, you know, in a restaurant or whatever and like
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werthersoriginal
Okay.
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Steve-O
So.
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DeeBo
you look at the menu like that's on the screen or whatever behind the counter, like that has definitely gotten more difficult for me to read. But it's not functionally difficult for me.
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Steve-O
Hmm.
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werthersoriginal
oh Damn.
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DeeBo
That being said, Jenny has definitively better eyesight than me, and I've never met anyone that was like, oh yeah, no, you can't read that?
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Dick VanMeat
Excuse me.
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DeeBo
I can read that. I'm like, no, that's what I say.
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werthersoriginal
Whoa.
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DeeBo
That's what I say, damn it!
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werthersoriginal
Yeah, she beat you.
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DeeBo
So, yeah, she she has...
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werthersoriginal
Good.
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Steve-O
Damn.
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werthersoriginal
How do you like it?
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Steve-O
Yeah, you're going to taste your own medicine.
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DeeBo
objectively better eyeballs than me. I know. Yeah, dude. Dude, I mean, yeah, I don't know. It's just, it didn't feel great that my mom asked me if my eyes were getting worse because I'm close, quote, close to 40.
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Steve-O
You know, it's kind of interesting because if you like take that to your other senses to Jenny might be eating the same food as you, Devin, and it might be taste better to her.
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Dick VanMeat
That's a weird... yeah
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DeeBo
Well, listen,
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Dick VanMeat
But also, let me say, let me say as ah as an actual 40-year-old, my eyesight hasn't gotten worse because of age.
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werthersoriginal
got better yeah
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DeeBo
That's true because she stopped smoking now a few years ago. Oh, yeah.
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DeeBo
Why you got to brag, dude?
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Dick VanMeat
it's just It's gotten worse because I've been in front of a screen since fucking freshman year of high school, basically every day.
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werthersoriginal
yeah there you go that's really what it is right and it's
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Steve-O
hmm. Mm hmm.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
So that's what you tell your mom. You say, no, I'm just chronically online and on a screen.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
And that's why my eyesight's going.
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werthersoriginal
The world has reverted to the screen and everything I have to do runs through it.
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Dick VanMeat
So.
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werthersoriginal
So it burns my eyes out.
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Steve-O
Gotta say, though, hey, like, at least it's the high school like kids now they're handed an iPad at birth. Basically. I've seen babies, babies.
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werthersoriginal
That's why... Why... Oh, God, Jesus.
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah, my kid my kid has an iPad.
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werthersoriginal
You sound like... You sound like the beginning of an apocalypse now monologue.
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DeeBo
how's ah how's How's his eyesight, John?
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Steve-O
I should.
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werthersoriginal
Babies. I've seen babies.
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Steve-O
Babies.
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werthersoriginal
yeah
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Dick VanMeat
What's that?
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DeeBo
How's his eyesight? Is it...
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Dick VanMeat
It's fine. Yeah, I mean, they have these they have these weird they have weird technology now at doctor's offices.
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DeeBo
Yeah?
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DeeBo
Did you have that Forrest Gump moment where you're like, is he like me?
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Dick VanMeat
No, but like, when we go to the doctors, they're like, oh, let's check his vision.
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werthersoriginal
Yeah.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Dick VanMeat
And they just hook up a fucking Robocop machine to his eyes. And then they're like, oh, his vision's fine.
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Steve-O
What?
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Dick VanMeat
I'm like, whoa, that's weird.
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Steve-O
That's wild.
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DeeBo
Where they hold the pad and then they're like, target, target.
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah. No, yeah. I mean, it's not even like, they they don't like cover his eyes and tell him to do stuff. Like, it's like they put a machine to his face and then tells whether or not.
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werthersoriginal
Actually, you know, recently I had something like that done to check for glaucoma and cancer and all these blood broken blood vessels. And it was this, you're absolutely right, John.
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DeeBo
Jesus.
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werthersoriginal
It was this giant fucking machine they put over my head.
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DeeBo
It's not just like, does this one look better or this one?
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werthersoriginal
No, and then I got to see the x-ray of the inside of my eye.
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DeeBo
Whoa.
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werthersoriginal
And it was really healthy.
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Steve-O
That seems cool.
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DeeBo
You know, isn't it weird, Steve, as as two people with normal eyeballs, that that's a whole section that we just will never know about.
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Steve-O
Well, like the thing is, it's like I'm not not familiar with like eye tests and stuff like that.
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DeeBo
I've taken one, eye like when I was a kid, with you know, the do you need glasses or not test. But other than that, I've never really had to take an eye test.
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werthersoriginal
Yeah, if you have bad eyesight, you have to keep going every year.
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Dick VanMeat
Well, have you, well, the thing is, have you actually taken taken an eye test though, or you just don't feel like you don't need to? Cause you, you might need glasses, but you might just be so used to seeing shit fucking lightly blurry that it might not matter.
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DeeBo
I mean, that's fair. It's just like i haven't had to take an eye test. like It was just like you know where they do like, does this one look better or does does this one look better? And then I did that.
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DeeBo
And then I've never felt the need, nor have I tried to be – it's not like I'm trying to be a fucking pilot.
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werthersoriginal
I like to think that your eye doctor saw your eyes and you like you fucking dummy.
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DeeBo
So
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werthersoriginal
You don't need to be here.
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DeeBo
you've got gorgeous eyeballs.
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werthersoriginal
Go get out of here.
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DeeBo
Look at those But like, you know, the whole thing where it's like, oh, they shoot that the air in your eyes and all that.
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werthersoriginal
oh yeah.
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DeeBo
And I'm like, yeah, he I've never had to once deal with that.
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werthersoriginal
Actually, Devin, they don't, they don't do that anymore. Now they have the big fucking Cyclops machine that you have to put over your head.
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DeeBo
Oh, man.
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Steve-O
I, that seems cool. Cause like the stress of like when the, the few times I've gone to an eye doctor and they've done the thing where it's like, what looks better this or this
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werthersoriginal
It is. It is pretty cool.
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Steve-O
one or two.
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werthersoriginal
Actually, believe it or not, Steve.
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Dick VanMeat
sometimes Sometimes you don't know if if it's one or two.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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werthersoriginal
Yeah.
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Steve-O
I have such a panic attack.
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werthersoriginal
That's true.
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Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
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Steve-O
I'm like, Oh, Oh,
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werthersoriginal
That part is still the same. That part, like the lens, checking for your lenses and stuff, that shit has not changed at all since I was a kid.
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DeeBo
Yeah. I mean, that's a pretty dope machine. They better not change it. It's pretty sick.
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werthersoriginal
Yeah, it looks fucking radical shit. um But yeah, like the other stuff, like testing for like cancer in your eyes and broken blood, that's all done via x-ray now.
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DeeBo
Critical.
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DeeBo
Wow.
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werthersoriginal
and
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Steve-O
that' That's cool, though, that that's like a thing they do.
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DeeBo
Yeah, I've never had a good eye cancer test.
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werthersoriginal
Well, Devin, you might be walking around with big ol' fuckin' tumor in your left eye socket and never know.
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DeeBo
Dude.
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Steve-O
Do you guys remember in like old like back in but like elementary school when they would put like the big earphone thing on you and they'd be like, all right, raise your hand when you hear a beep.
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werthersoriginal
Oh, hell yeah.
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DeeBo
Yeah. Oh, no, no. Steve, that test, I'm terrible at. That one, I'm real bad at.
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werthersoriginal
i well I got that on you.
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DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
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werthersoriginal
Heh, heh, heh, heh. I got the ears of a bat.
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DeeBo
No, I have the moderate to severe hearing loss in my right ear. They're like yeah, buddy, you're pretty bad.
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Steve-O
You nailed the ones on the left, though.
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werthersoriginal
Devin, we're like Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in that movie.
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DeeBo
No.
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werthersoriginal
Hear no evil, see no evil.
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DeeBo
You're no evil. I've never seen it, but I've always seen the And I've always been like, I know this is bad. There's no way this
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werthersoriginal
that's When we get old, that's what it's going to be like. Because you're not to be able to hear it. and You're going to completely deaf and I'm going to go completely blind.
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werthersoriginal
We'll just play games together.
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Steve-O
And.
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Steve-O
Devin, you're like Richard Pryor, and I'm like John Candy in Brewster's Millions.
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DeeBo
It's only the one.
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Dick VanMeat
yeah
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werthersoriginal
been brought up a lot this year. i just want to point that out.
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Steve-O
Is it more pertinent?
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werthersoriginal
i To be honest with you, in a capitalist society, i don't think Bruce's Millions is ever not pertinent.
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Dick VanMeat
It's always.
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werthersoriginal
I'd be perfectly blunt. if i'm up If I'm really up against the wall here, I'm going to say it's always relevant. But that's neither here nor there, guys, because... I saw a movie this week.
00:12:16
DeeBo
You saw a movie.
00:12:16
Steve-O
Brewster's millions.
00:12:17
werthersoriginal
What is it?
00:12:18
werthersoriginal
Brewster's fucking millions.
00:12:18
DeeBo
i
00:12:19
Dick VanMeat
Where is this?
00:12:19
DeeBo
Hey, Chris.
00:12:20
Dick VanMeat
Hell yeah.
00:12:20
Steve-O
Damn it!
00:12:20
DeeBo
Hey, Chris. You walked right into that chasm.
00:12:22
Dick VanMeat
Hell yeah.
00:12:22
werthersoriginal
I know.
00:12:23
Dick VanMeat
hell yeah
00:12:23
werthersoriginal
God damn it.
00:12:23
DeeBo
You blind motherfucker.
00:12:25
werthersoriginal
No. Well, a there is some of that in this movie that I saw. movie I saw was bring him back, bring him back.
00:12:34
DeeBo
Oh, you saw it. You saw it?
00:12:35
werthersoriginal
I did. a
00:12:36
DeeBo
Oh, man, dude.
00:12:36
werthersoriginal
Wow.
00:12:37
DeeBo
What'd you think?
00:12:38
werthersoriginal
Wow.
00:12:40
DeeBo
Yeah. That one's a...
00:12:42
werthersoriginal
We got a bingo. um i really really really, really, really, really liked it. I maybe might even say I loved it.
00:12:53
DeeBo
Okay.
00:12:54
werthersoriginal
I think it was better than Talk to Me. I knew that was evident within the first like 30 minutes.
00:12:59
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:13:00
werthersoriginal
I think it's a better story. i think there's more really interesting things going on in that movie that I need to, I want to watch it again.
00:13:09
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:13:10
werthersoriginal
I think I missed some things. I have questions. About some things. About Laura. And about her intentions. And about how far back. Those go. Died.
00:13:19
DeeBo
questions about how tasty countertops taste?
00:13:26
werthersoriginal
Wow. That kid is wonderful in this movie.
00:13:29
DeeBo
Yeah, he's a little fucking champ.
00:13:31
werthersoriginal
Woo.
00:13:31
DeeBo
He's a little, he's a champ.
00:13:33
werthersoriginal
He doesn't really need to do much. But I mean like as far as dialogue goes. He doesn't speak.
00:13:38
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:13:39
werthersoriginal
But it his aura is chef's kiss.
00:13:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:13:44
werthersoriginal
um
00:13:44
DeeBo
Okay.
00:13:44
werthersoriginal
Wonderful. Wonderful. um Yeah, there's a lot to this movie where it had me kind of questioning ah good and evil in a way, too. um What that means.
00:13:57
werthersoriginal
ah why like what Obviously what grief is, what it does to people. Water in general.
00:14:07
werthersoriginal
Water.
00:14:07
DeeBo
yeah yeah
00:14:08
werthersoriginal
There's a lot of that going on in that movie. um Constant circles. ah Yeah, there's just... It feels... This movie feels much more substantial than their last film.
00:14:18
Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
00:14:21
werthersoriginal
And...
00:14:21
DeeBo
it is it's also a lot more bleak it's like
00:14:24
werthersoriginal
Yes!
00:14:25
DeeBo
it's It's pretty brutally bleak, which is why like I do agree with you.
00:14:27
werthersoriginal
It is brutally... I
00:14:30
DeeBo
I think this is like a better made movie. i know't I think I may have talked to me just a little bit more just for the sole fact that it's less of a hard watch.
00:14:36
werthersoriginal
don't know, man.
00:14:41
werthersoriginal
I think Laura, Laura, she's ah Sally.
00:14:41
DeeBo
It's a hard watch.
00:14:45
DeeBo
Sally Fields?
00:14:46
werthersoriginal
Sally. No, the actress's name.
00:14:47
DeeBo
No, I made that up.
00:14:49
werthersoriginal
God damn it. Sally Hawkins. Is that her name?
00:14:52
DeeBo
might That sounds right.
00:14:54
Dick VanMeat
the girl from um Paddington.
00:14:57
werthersoriginal
Yes.
00:14:57
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:57
werthersoriginal
Yes.
00:14:58
Dick VanMeat
And, and,
00:14:58
DeeBo
yeah she's I said that the other week.
00:14:58
Steve-O
Mm.
00:15:01
Steve-O
Uh,
00:15:02
DeeBo
She's really good in this.
00:15:03
werthersoriginal
She is phenomenal.
00:15:04
DeeBo
She's standout.
00:15:05
Steve-O
of water.
00:15:06
werthersoriginal
She is wonderful in this movie.
00:15:06
DeeBo
Yeah, Sally Hawkins.
00:15:10
werthersoriginal
um I really, I can't recommend this bad boy enough. This was this was awesome. It's, Devin is absolutely right, though. It is bleak.
00:15:21
werthersoriginal
um I think there is a little glimmer of hope, though. i do. Just a little, you know.
00:15:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:15:29
werthersoriginal
But overall, it is yeah, I do.
00:15:31
DeeBo
Okay.
00:15:32
werthersoriginal
I do.
00:15:32
DeeBo
All right.
00:15:33
werthersoriginal
There's a little bit. um But, yes.
00:15:36
DeeBo
Was, yeah. Chris, was the, was the knife worse than uh, the eye thing in talk to me?
00:15:37
werthersoriginal
I do.
00:15:45
werthersoriginal
now No, no, no.
00:15:47
DeeBo
Do the,
00:15:48
werthersoriginal
That scene in Talk to Me, I think is... I'm not going to say it's iconic or anything, but it is...
00:15:54
DeeBo
It's stunning.
00:15:54
werthersoriginal
It's unrivaled thus far.
00:15:55
DeeBo
Yeah. Okay. I mean, I was just like,
00:15:59
werthersoriginal
I think that is brutal. I think the sound of it is kind of more brutal than the actual visual, in a way, too.
00:16:05
DeeBo
what? Talk to me or bring her back.
00:16:07
werthersoriginal
ah Bring back.
00:16:08
DeeBo
Yeah, dude. Just jump.
00:16:09
werthersoriginal
Because you're hearing that and you're like, I know exactly what's going on. Your brain is just jumping to many conclusions.
00:16:15
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. It's just that. And then you see it and then it's worse because. Yeah.
00:16:20
werthersoriginal
Yeah. yeah um So yeah, ah it's just, it's more visceral too. Like you said, like with, with talk to me, I think there's a wonderful visuals, but I think this movie, you get these ah really cool audio cues in in the film that are very much plot adjacent and are important to the characters in the movie.
00:16:27
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:16:40
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:16:42
werthersoriginal
And that's really creepy.
00:16:45
werthersoriginal
And
00:16:45
DeeBo
ah Yeah.
00:16:46
DeeBo
It's a...
00:16:47
werthersoriginal
there's There's a lot going on in this as far as like a ah a scary film and the technicals of of what a scary film should be.
00:16:56
DeeBo
Yeah, there's a... I mean, those those brothers, man. They have some... I guess they're working through some sort of grief.
00:17:03
werthersoriginal
They seem so happy too.
00:17:04
DeeBo
Because...
00:17:05
werthersoriginal
Have you ever seen them in interviews?
00:17:05
DeeBo
I know, but like... Because there's a lot of similar themes in you know in the two movies, for sure.
00:17:12
werthersoriginal
I think it's like, I think they're like Junji Ito.
00:17:12
DeeBo
About loss and stuff like that.
00:17:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:17:17
werthersoriginal
where like they're just really happy dudes and like they just have this dark side that comes out and they can express it in really well.
00:17:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:17:27
DeeBo
But yeah, the Philippi Brothers, two for two, for sure.
00:17:30
werthersoriginal
Yeah, definitely. Definitely.
00:17:32
DeeBo
It's just a shame because I don't think this movie is making a lot of money.
00:17:35
werthersoriginal
Well, it was, it seemed, it seemed really cheap.
00:17:36
DeeBo
Hopefully it didn't need to. you know
00:17:38
werthersoriginal
Like it's, it's one location pretty much.
00:17:41
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
00:17:43
werthersoriginal
And there's a lot of close-ups in the film. So there's not a lot of like, they're not doing a lot of extra work outside of the actors that are just, and the acting is great too. That's the other part of it.
00:17:53
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. um Shout out to fucking what's his name?
00:17:56
werthersoriginal
Like everybody's good.
00:18:00
DeeBo
ah The brother.
00:18:01
werthersoriginal
Oh, Andy.
00:18:02
DeeBo
Billy. Yeah, Andy. He's good. Yeah.
00:18:04
werthersoriginal
He's really good in that movie and very sad and and such a pitiful character in so many ways, man.
00:18:12
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:18:12
werthersoriginal
Oh, My heart went out to him. That's a great thing this movie does too. it makes you really care about these kids in this film.
00:18:19
DeeBo
yeah
00:18:20
werthersoriginal
Fantastic. And there's some shit in this that is like very personal too for me. That is like me dealing with grief. Like it's very real feeling in a lot of ways.
00:18:30
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:32
werthersoriginal
I gotta give get a shout out, man. I really dug this movie. this was This was something, man. Maybe this is Mary. Yeah, this is Mary. Definitely Mary. Gotta love it. Gotta love it.
00:18:45
werthersoriginal
Alright. And then I i also re-watched Sinners. It was obviously a Mary as well. a
00:18:52
Dick VanMeat
You watching IMAX?
00:18:53
werthersoriginal
No. I just got it from my parents.
00:18:56
Dick VanMeat
Oh.
00:18:57
werthersoriginal
And they wanted to see it.
00:18:58
Dick VanMeat
did you Dude, did your dad love it?
00:19:00
werthersoriginal
Oh man, everybody loved that movie.
00:19:01
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:19:03
werthersoriginal
And we like we all kind of thought the same things. Like we would just wanted the movie to keep going and not have the vampires in it. Like it is such, that one scene, that obvious wonderful scene in the bar is, God, is thats it gave me chills again.
00:19:10
Dick VanMeat
yeah Yeah, that's like an all-timer.
00:19:18
werthersoriginal
That is ah beautiful.
00:19:19
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's like an all-timer, that scene.
00:19:21
werthersoriginal
And like the whole, how it ends too and the visual of that is just so cool. Yeah. Yeah, i another great movie.
00:19:29
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, dude.
00:19:31
werthersoriginal
I watched a lot of good movies over this week.
00:19:36
DeeBo
You watched a Killer of Killers too, right?
00:19:39
werthersoriginal
Oh, yeah, that's right. I did.
00:19:41
DeeBo
I re-signed up for Hulu to watch that.
00:19:41
werthersoriginal
um
00:19:46
werthersoriginal
Now, this this, I feel like I really liked it, but I did not like the the ending very much. like I didn't think it was very, like a very full.
00:19:55
DeeBo
Like the very end or just like the the last like third?
00:19:59
werthersoriginal
The very end. Like, I wanted more closure. i wanted, like, an actual end of the story.
00:20:02
DeeBo
Okay. Okay.
00:20:05
werthersoriginal
um that's That's where I was felt it was a little wonky. um But everything else leading up to that was pretty fucking cool. Like, I really liked it.
00:20:15
DeeBo
Yeah, i I re I like kept rewinding the the samurai fight.
00:20:25
werthersoriginal
Oh, yeah.
00:20:26
DeeBo
Just even between the brothers.
00:20:26
werthersoriginal
Hell yeah.
00:20:28
DeeBo
Oh, so just so you know, ah Killer of Killers, it's an anthology movie. ah And it's basically there's like a Viking era a samurai era and a World world War One.
00:20:42
werthersoriginal
I think that was World War II.
00:20:44
DeeBo
but we're Yeah, like a World War II era. um You know, just a war is happening or some you know a battle is happening.
00:20:51
werthersoriginal
That was my favorite. I like the World War II.
00:20:54
DeeBo
i I liked all of them, to be honest. But, like, i the samurai went, God, good, dude.
00:20:59
werthersoriginal
Yeah, that was cool.
00:21:00
DeeBo
I was like, this is so fucking sick.
00:21:00
werthersoriginal
That was really neat.
00:21:03
DeeBo
Like...
00:21:04
werthersoriginal
i I love the last fight, too. and the In the forest.
00:21:09
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, dude.
00:21:10
werthersoriginal
That was fucking radical.
00:21:11
DeeBo
And dude, just like, honestly, I was just watching this and I hated it because I was like, this I wish this was live action. Because like, dude, when he's like on the, he's in the, you know, he's got the cloaking field and he's on the the the tiles. what What the hell? Whatever.
00:21:27
DeeBo
You know, there's like traditional Japanese like Shinto like tiles or whatever.
00:21:32
werthersoriginal
yeah
00:21:33
DeeBo
Like he's just like stomping around on it in the cloak and he's hiding under it.
00:21:36
werthersoriginal
Yes.
00:21:37
DeeBo
And you're it's just...
00:21:38
werthersoriginal
On the shingles, on the roof, you're saying.
00:21:39
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The shingles, yeah.
00:21:39
werthersoriginal
Yeah, yeah,
00:21:40
DeeBo
And um honestly, the the biggest negative for me is like they just couldn't or wouldn't use the the John McTiernan score.
00:21:52
werthersoriginal
yeah. oh Yeah, yeah.
00:21:53
DeeBo
ah And I don't...
00:21:56
werthersoriginal
i yeah I mean, it's probably costing a lot of money.
00:21:58
DeeBo
Is it good? Wait, hold on.
00:22:00
werthersoriginal
I don't know. I don't know how that might work. That could be a ah right thing.
00:22:03
DeeBo
Yeah, because it's like, the thing is, is like they're definitely going for notes. you know it's like they're i'm sorry alan silvestri like john mcterney he's the alan silvestri's uh theme of the predator which to me is iconic like i love it and it's just like yeah it's it's so good dude it's absolutely it's really i love it it's one of my favorites but uh
00:22:20
werthersoriginal
Yeah. Yeah. da um da
00:22:32
DeeBo
The fact that there was like notes of it and influenced by it, but just not quite there yet. And I'm like, what are we doing? Like, why why can't we just fucking use it? Like, if we're going go that close, just pay the fucking man some money because the theme rules. But.
00:22:45
werthersoriginal
I think that the inclusion, but why I like the World War II one so much, I think the inclusion of like the dogfighting aspect, really, that was fucking cool.
00:22:54
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:22:56
werthersoriginal
I never would have thought to do something like that with a but a Predator show or movie.
00:23:02
DeeBo
Yeah, were and just like, he just doesn't, he just uses harpoons, because like, yeah.
00:23:06
werthersoriginal
Yeah, this is really neat shit. It looked awesome. um Yeah.
00:23:11
DeeBo
and ah and ah Yeah, and just even the the last act, which was a bit of surprise, I was like, what?
00:23:11
werthersoriginal
Yeah.
00:23:15
werthersoriginal
yeah
00:23:18
DeeBo
Wait, what? Like, I kind of outed myself at being really bad at history, when it didn't seem surprising to me that a fucking ah Nordic Viking had
00:23:25
werthersoriginal
I did feel like that when that acts, when that act started, I'm like, oh, they're just scratching the surface. Like I kind of, I guess maybe I set myself up to knowing there wasn't going to be like an ending ending to it, you know, but don't know.
00:23:36
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:23:38
DeeBo
Dude. Yeah.
00:23:40
werthersoriginal
I really did like it though.
00:23:40
DeeBo
Anyway, honestly, it's well worth your time. i would say good sit.
00:23:46
werthersoriginal
Yeah, definitely. Good set.
00:23:47
DeeBo
Yeah. Good sit, dude. And we're getting another Predator movie later this year.
00:23:52
werthersoriginal
Is that the sequel to pray?
00:23:55
DeeBo
I think it's like spiritual, you know, it's the same guy, same director, I think.
00:23:55
werthersoriginal
Is that something else?
00:24:00
werthersoriginal
Oh, okay.
00:24:01
DeeBo
ah He's like the predator guy now. Um, and of course I don't, I can't fucking think his name. Um, yeah.
00:24:09
werthersoriginal
Prey was wonderful. I mean, he should be the predator guy. That's, that's self-evident, right? You make something like that.
00:24:16
DeeBo
Yeah. Dan Trachtenberg. He's like, he, he was behind prey. He was behind killer of killers and he's behind the new one.
00:24:22
werthersoriginal
Is he, was he the director of, ah
00:24:23
DeeBo
um
00:24:26
werthersoriginal
A cabin in the woods.
00:24:29
DeeBo
No.
00:24:30
werthersoriginal
No?
00:24:31
DeeBo
No.
00:24:31
werthersoriginal
Okay.
00:24:32
Dick VanMeat
That wasn't Joss Whedon.
00:24:33
werthersoriginal
No, it wasn't Josh Whedon.
00:24:33
Steve-O
No, that was so the guy who was the showrunner for Daredevil.
00:24:34
DeeBo
yeah what It wasn't Gus Whedon.
00:24:37
Steve-O
I forget his name.
00:24:38
werthersoriginal
Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:24:39
DeeBo
Was it something David Fury?
00:24:39
werthersoriginal
That's him.
00:24:40
DeeBo
I'm bad at this.
00:24:41
werthersoriginal
No.
00:24:42
Steve-O
No, I think there was there was like two underlings that Whedon had that went on to do things.
00:24:47
DeeBo
He did all right so he did Cloverfield Lane. Dan Trachtenberg.
00:24:51
werthersoriginal
Ah, that's maybe where I might be.
00:24:53
DeeBo
Well, that's a good one. um Black Mirror episode. The boys
00:24:58
werthersoriginal
Drew Goddard. I'm thinking Drew Goddard.
00:24:59
DeeBo
Yeah, Drew Goddard.
00:24:59
Steve-O
That's that's a true Goddard.
00:24:59
Dick VanMeat
Hmm.
00:25:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:25:00
DeeBo
Yeah,
00:25:02
werthersoriginal
Yeah, no, um I agree. I think he is the man for Predator because there's been nothing but shitty Predator movies by even the person who wrote the first fucking Predator movie.
00:25:12
DeeBo
yeah I think that's when they were like, yeah, we're going go with this Dan Trachtenberg guy. Like you you had your your shot Shane Black and you somehow made a really bad one.
00:25:18
werthersoriginal
And that was awful.
00:25:21
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:25:23
werthersoriginal
Yeah, ah good. Good on them. They picked One, one IP is doing okay.
00:25:31
DeeBo
Hey, hey, ah alma ma mater, Temple University. He's a foley
00:25:37
Dick VanMeat
a
00:25:38
Steve-O
you go.
00:25:39
werthersoriginal
hey. He's probably, what's that?
00:25:40
DeeBo
Goals.
00:25:40
Dick VanMeat
didn't know Didn't David Cornswat go to Temple too?
00:25:43
werthersoriginal
Really?
00:25:44
Dick VanMeat
He's a Philly boy. I know that. He lives in Philly.
00:25:47
werthersoriginal
ah wow.
00:25:48
Dick VanMeat
Right now, still.
00:25:48
werthersoriginal
Ah.
00:25:49
DeeBo
Yo, I haven't seen him.
00:25:50
Dick VanMeat
But I think he went to Temple.
00:25:52
DeeBo
Where is he? Yeah, University of PA. Juilliard.
00:25:56
Dick VanMeat
Oh, Penn? He went to UPenn?
00:25:58
werthersoriginal
And he went to Juilliard? Damn.
00:25:59
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:26:01
Dick VanMeat
Oh yeah, that's right, yeah.
00:26:01
werthersoriginal
Well, do... You know, actually, now you bring it up, I do think I remember Dan Trachtenberg. He was the giant guy with dreadlocks sitting in the corner with a big iron mask on his face.
00:26:08
DeeBo
Yeah. No, Dave. I've seen David. He was that guy. He was that guy. Hal seen Jim's and a ah Jim's cheesesteak. He's just doing Jim's challenge with the pizza.
00:26:18
werthersoriginal
Cool.
00:26:18
DeeBo
I see him every week.
00:26:19
werthersoriginal
You see him every week.
00:26:19
DeeBo
He's just. so very see him every week. He's just doing the same thing with his boys. he ah He's a local legend.
00:26:27
werthersoriginal
That was every movie I watched this week. Not ever.
00:26:32
DeeBo
I watched...
00:26:33
Dick VanMeat
I watched a movie.
00:26:33
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, what'd you watch?
00:26:36
werthersoriginal
Oh, did you now?
00:26:36
Dick VanMeat
Oh, wait, no, you guys watch you guys watched the Phoenician Scheme, too. That must not have been that good.
00:26:39
werthersoriginal
I did not see that.
00:26:40
DeeBo
I did. i did. Chris did not.
00:26:41
werthersoriginal
Devin see that.
00:26:42
Dick VanMeat
Oh, shit.
00:26:43
werthersoriginal
Devin see that. I see not.
00:26:45
DeeBo
i liked it. i liked it more than I thought.
00:26:48
Dick VanMeat
Was it better than the Royal Tenenbaums?
00:26:52
DeeBo
I've never seen that one.
00:26:55
Dick VanMeat
Was it better than the Grand Budapest Hotel?
00:26:58
DeeBo
Probably. I'll be honest.
00:27:00
Dick VanMeat
What about the Darjeeling Limited?
00:27:00
DeeBo
I'm the worst. No, I think that might be actually it was better than asteroid city.
00:27:05
Dick VanMeat
What about... ah What about Life Aquatic?
00:27:11
DeeBo
Probably better. Yeah.
00:27:12
werthersoriginal
no
00:27:12
Dick VanMeat
What?
00:27:13
DeeBo
Sorry.
00:27:13
werthersoriginal
Well, I know you're...
00:27:14
DeeBo
You know, dude, I'll be honest.
00:27:15
Dick VanMeat
now Now we know you're capping.
00:27:15
werthersoriginal
What? Yes! That's nice.
00:27:17
Dick VanMeat
Now we know you're capping, Devin.
00:27:18
DeeBo
yeah I'll be honest.
00:27:19
Dick VanMeat
what about um What about Moonrise Kingdom?
00:27:19
DeeBo
You know what I, you know what I said?
00:27:21
Dick VanMeat
what was a bad
00:27:22
DeeBo
Nah, it's not better. Moonrise.
00:27:23
Dick VanMeat
I love Moonrise Kingdom, by the way.
00:27:25
DeeBo
I'll be honest guys. My take, you've seen one Wes Anderson, you've seen them all.
00:27:28
Dick VanMeat
was it was it better than ah Was it better than There Will be Blood?
00:27:31
Steve-O
Oh.
00:27:34
Dick VanMeat
The other Wes Anderson movie.
00:27:36
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
00:27:37
werthersoriginal
Hey, hold on.
00:27:37
Dick VanMeat
Or what about Resident Evil?
00:27:37
DeeBo
All right, all right.
00:27:39
Dick VanMeat
What about Resident Evil?
00:27:39
werthersoriginal
Hold on. Hold on.
00:27:40
Dick VanMeat
That other Wes Anderson movie.
00:27:41
werthersoriginal
They're not all related.
00:27:41
DeeBo
Okay, hold All right, all right.
00:27:43
Dick VanMeat
ah
00:27:44
werthersoriginal
Paul, Paul, and Wes are not all related.
00:27:45
Dick VanMeat
yeah
00:27:45
DeeBo
it was, right, I'll say this.
00:27:47
Dick VanMeat
Paul. Paul Thomas and Wes.
00:27:48
DeeBo
Yeah, wait, yeah, did you see, was it better than Aliens vs.
00:27:50
Dick VanMeat
Not related.
00:27:51
DeeBo
Predator? Yeah.
00:27:53
werthersoriginal
That's a fair question.
00:27:54
DeeBo
Listen, it was definitely better than Frank's Dispatch.
00:27:56
Dick VanMeat
What
00:27:57
DeeBo
Definitely better than Isle of Dogs.
00:27:58
werthersoriginal
Did you like it more than Prey of Prey?
00:27:58
DeeBo
Definitely better than Asteroid City.
00:28:01
Dick VanMeat
about Rushmore?
00:28:02
werthersoriginal
Is that Prey of Prey?
00:28:03
Dick VanMeat
Is it better Rushmore?
00:28:03
DeeBo
I've never seen Rushmore. I know.
00:28:06
Dick VanMeat
Now we know you're capping.
00:28:07
DeeBo
Yeah. Listen, it's...
00:28:08
werthersoriginal
Did you like it better than the Predator movie you watched?
00:28:08
Steve-O
Mmm. Mmm.
00:28:10
DeeBo
No, i didn't. I did not. I absolutely did not. And that's the thing that, like, kind of so is, like, I saw it with a group of people.
00:28:13
werthersoriginal
Okay.
00:28:17
DeeBo
I love this group of people, but... That's not the group of people where I would say, guys, legitimately, I think this Predator movie is better. Because they just wouldn't they wouldn't hear me.
00:28:27
werthersoriginal
You should have just told him that was also directed by Wes Anderson.
00:28:29
Dick VanMeat
Oh, here. Was it better than Fantastic Mr. Fox, Devin?
00:28:32
DeeBo
No, that that is legitimately ah really...
00:28:34
Dick VanMeat
That's a godlike movie. Yeah, as's a god like that's godlike.
00:28:36
DeeBo
I love that movie.
00:28:36
werthersoriginal
I love that movie too.
00:28:37
Dick VanMeat
It's godlike, yeah.
00:28:38
DeeBo
But like i will I will be honest.
00:28:39
Dick VanMeat
Just say it's godlike, because it is.
00:28:41
DeeBo
I do get very frustrated with it.
00:28:42
Dick VanMeat
It's doglike.
00:28:46
DeeBo
I'm begging him to do something different. just And that's a style, and I get it, but it's like to me, it's not worth going out of your way to see.
00:28:55
werthersoriginal
Well, I will say this, Devin, to your credit, at least in the sense, I think that he doubled down more and more on his style as he went on.
00:29:04
DeeBo
Yeah, it's so it's so overpowering, you know?
00:29:04
werthersoriginal
Like, I think, I think Royal Tannenbaums is like more of just like a, like a movie, like straight up movie.
00:29:10
Dick VanMeat
I don't... Yeah, i think I think that movie's a little overrated.
00:29:12
DeeBo
Yeah, same with Rushmore, right? It's like...
00:29:15
werthersoriginal
I love Royal Tantamombs. I really do. I admit, like i but I think it's not like his he's not pushing his style that hard in it. At least not as hard as he he does now. like There's a little bit more looseness to it because I think it's the funniest too.
00:29:30
werthersoriginal
like That movie's fucking hilarious in a lot of ways.
00:29:30
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:29:33
Dick VanMeat
what's it What's your favorite one, Chris?
00:29:33
werthersoriginal
So, my favorite personal, Life Aquatic.
00:29:36
Dick VanMeat
Wes Anderson? Anderson? Life Aquatic?
00:29:38
werthersoriginal
That's like an easy...
00:29:38
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. i think that's my I think that's my favorite one of his, too.
00:29:41
werthersoriginal
It's the funniest. It's, I think the, the, there's the most pathos to Steve Zizou.
00:29:46
Dick VanMeat
It's 50% of Tomatoes? What the fuck?
00:29:50
werthersoriginal
I understand that because I think there, a lot of people when it came out, I think it's like Starship Troopers.
00:29:53
Dick VanMeat
It's a movie too big for little minds. Like Blade 2.
00:29:57
werthersoriginal
I think it's like Starship Troopers where I think the movie that we're watching is not, it's like, it's a satire what actually happened. Like, I think he's making all this up because he's trying to make his movies more popular.
00:30:12
werthersoriginal
And all this drama is just like, it's all kind of, it knows it's a movie. that's it's There's lot going on with that movie, I think. I think, personally.
00:30:21
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:30:22
werthersoriginal
So I really like it quite a bit. And it makes me laugh hard, too. It's the funniest fucking West Hampton movie. Hands down. And that's a big thing, too.
00:30:33
werthersoriginal
They have to be really funny for me to like think they're the best.
00:30:35
DeeBo
yeah Well, you you know my problem is with, and this is more of, this is the audience more than Wes Anderson. But when you watch a Wes Anderson movie, there's people that sit there and they just want to laugh so hard.
00:30:50
DeeBo
They want to laugh because they're like, this is funny. And if no one else thinks it's funny, I feel better about myself because I'm laughing and they're not.
00:30:58
Dick VanMeat
Is that like when we were laughing at ah at Bo's Afraid?
00:30:58
werthersoriginal
Damn, Devin.
00:31:02
Dick VanMeat
While people were cowering in fear?
00:31:03
DeeBo
Honestly, a little bit.
00:31:04
Dick VanMeat
The same thing?
00:31:04
werthersoriginal
No, no.
00:31:04
DeeBo
A little bit. It's a little bit of that. It is a little bit of that.
00:31:06
werthersoriginal
That beginning of that movie, the beginning of that movie is fucking hilarious.
00:31:09
Dick VanMeat
It's genuinely funny. It's genuinely funny.
00:31:11
werthersoriginal
It is hilarious.
00:31:11
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, it's not the same thing, but it is kind of that like, you know.
00:31:12
werthersoriginal
Now,
00:31:12
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:31:17
werthersoriginal
don't mind if I do? The guy's pissing his own mouth, Devin. I'm thinking about that graffiti all the
00:31:21
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:31:23
Dick VanMeat
When they start when he starts when they start sprinting when he starts sprinting in the city, I was like, oh my god, this this is fucking...
00:31:28
werthersoriginal
And the guy who's hanging him, the guy in the bathroom, and he's like, shh.
00:31:29
Dick VanMeat
This is actually really funny.
00:31:31
DeeBo
Yeah, the guy that was on the roof or the ceiling.
00:31:31
Dick VanMeat
This actually really funny.
00:31:38
werthersoriginal
I think that's so funny.
00:31:38
Dick VanMeat
ah
00:31:40
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:31:40
Dick VanMeat
You know, see? i told you we'd look back at that movie and say it was good.
00:31:44
werthersoriginal
Well, that first act is...
00:31:44
Dick VanMeat
Chris?
00:31:45
DeeBo
um I'll never go back and say it was good.
00:31:46
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:31:48
werthersoriginal
Everything with the Nathan Lane family is funny. Like, all that shit is great.
00:31:51
Dick VanMeat
We'll have to do a re-watch of that movie together. ah rewatch that movie together
00:31:56
werthersoriginal
And like the end is really good. It's just the middle. It's just the middle. That's I think is kind of where it stumbles. That's all. Ah, anyway.
00:32:05
DeeBo
Yeah. So anyway, I saw Phoenician Scheme. I liked it. I did. um It just, I still just feel a little frustrated with, because I was like, man, what?
00:32:19
DeeBo
And it's it's on me, but like, wouldn't it be cool if he did like a genre, a movie that wasn't just Wes Anderson? Like, wouldn't that be fun?
00:32:27
werthersoriginal
I'll be honest with you. The only thing that I've been looking at that is Phoenician scheme related is the pen that Wes Anderson has just made. It's a cartridge inkleted pen and it looks awesome.
00:32:39
werthersoriginal
And I want it.
00:32:39
Dick VanMeat
Was Michael Cera in it?
00:32:41
DeeBo
Yes, and he's good. He's he's he's ah an ejection.
00:32:45
Dick VanMeat
He had to go with the whitest guy to add to his already super white cast for every movie.
00:32:48
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:32:52
Dick VanMeat
That's kind of crazy too, a little bit.
00:32:53
werthersoriginal
Oh, it's a Mont Blanc. Oh, that makes sense.
00:32:55
Dick VanMeat
Oh yeah, it's a ah it's a Mont Blanc fountain pen.
00:32:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:32:57
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, those are...
00:32:59
werthersoriginal
That's cool.
00:32:59
Dick VanMeat
Actually, I'm glad you brought that up because we were with my family last night and I'm like, Mom, did you find your Mont Blanc fountain pen because I need it. And she's like, what do you need it for? i was like,
00:33:10
Dick VanMeat
I need to put it on my shelf and know that I own one.
00:33:13
werthersoriginal
yeah
00:33:13
DeeBo
laughter
00:33:16
Dick VanMeat
Because I love them.
00:33:18
werthersoriginal
I kind of did do too.
00:33:18
Dick VanMeat
I'm like, do not give it to my sister.
00:33:19
werthersoriginal
I'll be honest, John, when you, ever since you got me that fountain pen, like I've been really, I love the way they write. It's so smooth and it's something to it.
00:33:25
Dick VanMeat
They're cool, dude. Like, it's kind of, it's cool that you can't write upside down with them, you know? That's a cool thing.
00:33:34
werthersoriginal
Yeah, it's just, it's a fascinating, and it's like, the feel of it is so different, like, than, like, a ballpoint pen.
00:33:34
Dick VanMeat
You know what i mean? It uses gravity.
00:33:40
werthersoriginal
Like, they just feel rough now.
00:33:40
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Yeah, you actually feel like you're, like, fucking and injecting ink onto a page when you're when you're writing in a fountain pen.
00:33:47
werthersoriginal
Yes.
00:33:49
Dick VanMeat
You know?
00:33:50
werthersoriginal
This thing.
00:33:50
Dick VanMeat
It's pretty cool.
00:33:51
werthersoriginal
Oh, I want this pen.
00:33:53
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it's what it's it's probably like a Meisterstruck or whatever.
00:33:53
werthersoriginal
I don't say that much.
00:33:54
DeeBo
Man,
00:33:54
werthersoriginal
I must be getting old.
00:33:56
Dick VanMeat
It's probably like a $1,200.
00:33:56
werthersoriginal
The Schreberling. The Schreberling.
00:34:00
Dick VanMeat
This is the this Phoenician Scheme? Let me look it up.
00:34:04
werthersoriginal
The Schreberling?
00:34:04
Dick VanMeat
Fountain pen.
00:34:05
werthersoriginal
Schreberling.
00:34:06
Dick VanMeat
It's a Schreberling? Oh, man.
00:34:07
werthersoriginal
Yeah.
00:34:08
DeeBo
man you guys are dorks.
00:34:10
Dick VanMeat
The Meisterstruck is the classic one that everybody wants.
00:34:14
werthersoriginal
ah
00:34:16
Dick VanMeat
Oh, this one's crazy, though. It's got, like, a snake head on it.
00:34:19
werthersoriginal
It's a tiny... No, no.
00:34:20
Dick VanMeat
Oh, no, it is a Meisterstruck, but it's like a custom one.
00:34:23
werthersoriginal
Yeah, it's tiny. I think it's the smaller version it.
00:34:26
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man.
00:34:27
DeeBo
um How much is this pen?
00:34:29
Dick VanMeat
The Meisterstruck, like, a regular Meisterstruck that doesn't have, like, fucking gold and shit in it, you probably, like, $1,200. But they last forever, dude.
00:34:36
DeeBo
Jesus Christ.
00:34:37
Dick VanMeat
but they last forever dude
00:34:39
werthersoriginal
So my birthday is coming up, guys.
00:34:42
DeeBo
But they're not designed to be used. You know?
00:34:44
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, they are.
00:34:45
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:34:45
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, they are.
00:34:46
DeeBo
wow <unk>s
00:34:46
Dick VanMeat
There are people, i mean, they're like pen enthusiasts. I'm not a pen enthusiast. I just think that, I think it's cool because these were like designed and made in like the 1920s and they're the same exact design and work, work exactly the same today.
00:34:58
DeeBo
A
00:35:01
DeeBo
ah Mont Blanc ballpoint pen, $420.
00:35:02
Dick VanMeat
Like,
00:35:05
Dick VanMeat
no no, no, no, do not know.
00:35:06
DeeBo
No, no, no, no.
00:35:06
werthersoriginal
No, no, no, no.
00:35:06
Dick VanMeat
It's not a ballpoint. You, you,
00:35:08
werthersoriginal
Shut your mouth.
00:35:09
DeeBo
not no I'm just looking at prices.
00:35:10
Dick VanMeat
You fucking... You so you so you sewage!
00:35:11
DeeBo
I'm just looking at prices, and these are disgusting.
00:35:13
werthersoriginal
Cheers.
00:35:13
Dick VanMeat
You're made of sewage!
00:35:15
DeeBo
Why is a ballpoint pen $470?
00:35:16
Dick VanMeat
Stop talking! Well, they make ballpoints, too.
00:35:18
DeeBo
and mean dollars
00:35:20
werthersoriginal
Blech. Blech.
00:35:22
Dick VanMeat
But they're not, like... they're not Ballpoint pens aren't, like, timeless, like um fountain pens.
00:35:25
DeeBo
No, no, I get it. But I'm just saying, like, it's fucking... so All right, This is...
00:35:32
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, my sister... my My sister's godfather...
00:35:34
DeeBo
I will still rebel against these people.
00:35:35
Dick VanMeat
When my sister graduated med school, my... She got a gift from her godfather and it was a Mont Blanc pen in a box. And i was like, oh, shit. was like, oh, man, this is awesome. And then she opened it and it was a ballpoint pen. was like, uh, actually, like, it's a nice pen.
00:35:51
werthersoriginal
it out.
00:35:52
Dick VanMeat
But, you know, it's not it's not a fountain pen. So it doesn't really, doesn't have the allure, you know?
00:35:58
werthersoriginal
toss in the garbage.
00:36:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I'm like, this isn't, I'm like, if you lose this one, it's fine. It's cool.
00:36:06
werthersoriginal
Okay.
00:36:06
Dick VanMeat
But, yeah. And I'm not even a pen guy.
00:36:07
werthersoriginal
No more questions.
00:36:08
Dick VanMeat
just you know yeah No more pen talk.
00:36:09
werthersoriginal
I won't talk about pens anymore.
00:36:10
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:36:11
werthersoriginal
right. I'll keep it. I'll keep them myself.
00:36:12
Dick VanMeat
Anyway. Anyway.
00:36:13
DeeBo
But John, you, you, I, I, I came up hot off of this one.
Film Critiques: 'Ballerina' and John Wick Series
00:36:18
DeeBo
You saw ballerina.
00:36:18
Dick VanMeat
Oh yeah, you saw it today.
00:36:20
DeeBo
i took my dad to see ballerina.
00:36:20
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Ballerina. Ballerina.
00:36:23
DeeBo
um Boy, pleasant. That was much better than I thought it was going to be.
00:36:27
werthersoriginal
Ana de Armas.
00:36:30
Dick VanMeat
Armass.
00:36:31
DeeBo
She's very good at it.
00:36:31
werthersoriginal
Armas.
00:36:32
DeeBo
And she's still. Yeah.
00:36:34
Dick VanMeat
Dude, the movie is just a fun movie, dude.
00:36:34
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:36:36
Dick VanMeat
It's just a really fun movie.
00:36:37
DeeBo
yeah
00:36:38
werthersoriginal
She's still hot.
00:36:39
DeeBo
Yeah, she's, uh...
00:36:40
werthersoriginal
Oh, yeah!
00:36:40
Dick VanMeat
She is. i mean it's not I mean, it's not as goony as I thought it was going to be.
00:36:44
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, it's not a Goonie type of movie.
00:36:44
Dick VanMeat
like like they didn't I'm going to say they did a good job of like not sexualizing her as much as
00:36:48
werthersoriginal
Okay. Well, that's Atomic Blonde, man. That fight, man. She gets walloped.
00:36:54
Dick VanMeat
that fight. There's the fucking sex scene in that movie, too.
00:36:55
DeeBo
Listen, she gets battered in this. She gets really, like, she's basically, you know, she's basically John Wickham.
00:37:00
werthersoriginal
Okay.
00:37:03
DeeBo
Like, she's getting beat up, blown up, thrown around.
00:37:03
Dick VanMeat
It's John Wick, yeah. She's the fucking pulling shrapnels of metal out of her skin and shit and cauterizing her wounds.
00:37:06
DeeBo
um
00:37:09
DeeBo
Yeah, it's not like, so yeah, it's not sexy. Because, like, remember that James Bond movie she was in where she's, like, a fucking, yeah.
00:37:16
werthersoriginal
Oh, hell yeah.
00:37:17
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man, I loved her.
00:37:18
DeeBo
Like, that's, she's sexy in that, right?
00:37:18
werthersoriginal
She was great in there.
00:37:18
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, she was awesome. Everyone's like, dude, we need...
00:37:21
DeeBo
and But.
00:37:21
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I mean, but yeah, but everyone's like, we needed that. We need more of her.
00:37:24
werthersoriginal
She was sexy and and also like an action star, whereas this is more gritty.
00:37:28
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, where this, she's, like, this pretty, you
00:37:29
Dick VanMeat
This is like, yeah. Because you wouldn't say John Wick is a sexy character, right? Like, not really.
00:37:35
DeeBo
know.
00:37:35
DeeBo
Ugh, so you.
00:37:35
Dick VanMeat
He's just like a gritty, like, grinder.
00:37:38
werthersoriginal
According to Steve.
00:37:38
DeeBo
Yeah, he's a grinder, dude.
00:37:41
Steve-O
You know, John Wiggin, you know, yeah you're the hoagie.
00:37:41
Dick VanMeat
She's a grinder.
00:37:44
DeeBo
Like, listen, she's like...
00:37:44
werthersoriginal
ha ha!
00:37:46
DeeBo
her character, Eve, is wearing like this really... There's one scene she's wearing this like club dress. But like, what she's fighting in it.
00:37:52
Dick VanMeat
Oh, when they go in that but they go in that col in the cold club that's
00:37:55
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. But she's fighting in it?
00:37:57
Dick VanMeat
when i
00:37:58
DeeBo
Dude, homegirl's got bike shorts on underneath.
00:37:58
werthersoriginal
Cold club.
00:38:00
DeeBo
And I was like, hell yeah. That's what you would wear if you were there to fucking murder someone.
00:38:05
werthersoriginal
Yeah, you can't be doing that in a thong.
00:38:05
DeeBo
You would wear a fucking...
00:38:06
Dick VanMeat
There's, yeah, there's some stuff, there's some stuff in this movie that's, like, kind of cool because, like, the, the, it's like a revenge story.
00:38:10
werthersoriginal
Or in a girdle.
00:38:14
Dick VanMeat
Like, this, like, you know how, like, the John Wick, like, fucking assassin companies, like, have respect with each other and, like, you know, they, they, they're dealing with, like, a clan that doesn't really follow the rules, right?
00:38:16
werthersoriginal
Camisole.
00:38:21
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
00:38:29
Dick VanMeat
So they're, like, shooting up the Continental and stuff and, like, they don't give a fuck.
00:38:29
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
00:38:33
Dick VanMeat
And it's actually kind of cool because they established that in the beginning and then and then they're like, oh, we're just going to kill... First off, I didn't know Durrell was in this movie, Devin, so that was a surprise.
00:38:43
werthersoriginal
Oh, no.
00:38:43
DeeBo
Me neither.
00:38:46
Dick VanMeat
He's alright. He's a minor role.
00:38:47
werthersoriginal
Okay.
00:38:48
Dick VanMeat
But um but like he has a bounty on his head and he's staying at the Continental, but these guys don't give a fuck.
00:38:53
werthersoriginal
Does he drive a motorcycle in it?
00:38:54
Dick VanMeat
They just go in there. Nah, I don't think so.
00:38:55
DeeBo
No.
00:38:57
werthersoriginal
Thank God.
00:38:57
DeeBo
No, he does not.
00:38:57
Dick VanMeat
He does have a shotgun. He's got some shotgun action scenes, but nothing too crazy.
00:39:03
DeeBo
Oh, how do you like that? The twist on the i want to I want have a tasting scene.
00:39:10
Dick VanMeat
Oh, no, that's what I was leading up to. It was like, because like, they fucking, they threw that at you and they were like, oh yeah, obviously because these guys don't give a fuck.
00:39:12
DeeBo
okay yeah. Yeah.
00:39:18
Dick VanMeat
Like, they don't follow rules and shit.
00:39:20
DeeBo
yeah
00:39:20
Dick VanMeat
So of course they would they would shoot up this this place.
00:39:23
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, the scene where, like, you know, it's like, oh, go into this place.
00:39:26
Dick VanMeat
She's like, I want to go hunting.
00:39:28
DeeBo
Yeah, go on this place.
00:39:29
Dick VanMeat
It's like...
00:39:29
DeeBo
We'll be cute about it. And then this guy shows off a bunch of sick guns. He's in the middle of talking about it, and then these guys just, like, start...
00:39:36
Dick VanMeat
And then the door blows up and they got it they get attacked.
00:39:38
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:39:39
Dick VanMeat
It was pretty cool.
00:39:40
DeeBo
And the irony, and and I think the greatness of that whole sequence is that she's in a gun shop, but there's no ammo anywhere.
00:39:47
Dick VanMeat
There's no ammo. yeah there's no ammo.
00:39:48
DeeBo
So then she has to just she find a box of grenades.
00:39:50
Dick VanMeat
That's the scene... Chris, that's the scene...
00:39:51
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:39:51
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, that's the scene we we told you where, like, she just has a belt of grenades because that's the only thing that she had.
00:39:53
werthersoriginal
oh
00:39:57
werthersoriginal
Dropping grenades down people's pants and stuff.
00:39:59
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:39:59
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:40:00
werthersoriginal
Hell yes.
00:40:00
DeeBo
And dude, listen, and I'll be honest. I've never respected the flamethrower as a cinematic weapon. Not really.
00:40:12
DeeBo
I now respect the flamethrower as a cinematic weapon.
00:40:14
werthersoriginal
Oh, hold on. that Once upon a time in Hollywood.
00:40:15
Dick VanMeat
Oh, dude, there's some...
00:40:17
DeeBo
No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:17
Dick VanMeat
Now this, yeah.
00:40:18
DeeBo
it's true It's just like, that's a fun scene, right? Like, because in the trailer, right?
00:40:21
werthersoriginal
I guess so. Yeah, that's true
00:40:22
Dick VanMeat
There's like an all-out flamethrower 1v1 war that happens and in in this movie, and it's actually pretty dope.
00:40:26
DeeBo
Yeah. And it's so good looking. it It kind of, it was shades of the fucking Dragon's Breath shotgun scene in John Wick 4, where you're just like, yeah, not as good, right?
00:40:36
werthersoriginal
Oh, yeah.
00:40:37
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Not as cool.
00:40:38
werthersoriginal
Oh, yeah.
00:40:38
Dick VanMeat
Not as good. But...
00:40:40
DeeBo
But it's where you're just like, wow, this is so much more innovative.
00:40:43
Dick VanMeat
Wow, there's people on fire. There's people on fire.
00:40:45
DeeBo
Yeah, this is so much more innovative with...
00:40:49
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, then just like, you know, John Woo, like, and yeah, then just bullets flying everywhere.
00:40:50
DeeBo
Yeah, and the fight the fight in the...
00:40:52
werthersoriginal
Were you guys counting how long the stuntmen were on fire? You ever do that in a movie?
00:40:56
DeeBo
yeah Dude, dude, there was some guy that gets torched.
00:40:56
Steve-O
At stopwatches.
00:40:58
werthersoriginal
Yeah, I'm always curious.
00:41:00
DeeBo
He literally is crawling away and he gets torched like three different times.
00:41:03
werthersoriginal
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:41:04
DeeBo
the Jesus Christ.
00:41:04
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, dude. It's sick.
00:41:06
werthersoriginal
Yo.
00:41:07
DeeBo
And...
00:41:07
Dick VanMeat
No, but like, the the whole like, third act, Devin, like, it's very like, hot fuzz to me.
00:41:11
DeeBo
right Yeah, no, I'll be honest.
00:41:12
Dick VanMeat
Like, that's, ah so that's the first movie that I thought about when I,
00:41:14
DeeBo
I was reading... I was thinking Resident Evil 4. I was like, wow.
00:41:18
Dick VanMeat
I mean, yeah, I mean, there's that, too, but it's just like the fact that like everybody in the village was like fucking try to kill her.
00:41:18
DeeBo
Yeah, Resident Evil 4.
00:41:22
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. as is in on it well because
00:41:25
Dick VanMeat
um But yeah, I mean, yeah, the first thing I was like, oh, she's like she's like Leon Kennedy, though. Like she's like literally like a one man army.
00:41:30
DeeBo
yeah well did you ever read the fan theory that the John Wick universe just takes place in a world of assassins and they're like that's why no one is ever that put out when like people start trying to kill each other everyone's like they'll run but it's never like what's happening right there's never like
00:41:36
Dick VanMeat
What's the fan theory?
00:41:53
DeeBo
you know, in these types of movies where it's like the girl's like, what world am i have I been dragged into?
00:41:53
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:41:56
Dick VanMeat
I mean, the first one the first one is somewhat the first first one is somewhat grounded, though.
00:41:58
werthersoriginal
a
00:41:58
DeeBo
I
00:42:01
werthersoriginal
I'm going to pour water on that. I'm going to pour water on that.
00:42:03
DeeBo
i don't know, but, but, but, but this one, it's, it but he's kind of like a fun theory, but this one really does kind of push it where you're like, oh my God.
00:42:03
Dick VanMeat
The first one is somewhat grounded.
00:42:06
werthersoriginal
I think I know why people feel that way. Oh,
00:42:15
Dick VanMeat
but like to scene the scene with Common in, what is it, John Wick 2 or 3? Yeah.
00:42:18
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:42:18
werthersoriginal
ah they're shooting in the subway?
00:42:19
Dick VanMeat
yeah
00:42:19
DeeBo
That's two. Yeah.
00:42:21
Dick VanMeat
and that and though In the World Trade Center of memorial building or whatever, right?
00:42:21
werthersoriginal
Well...
00:42:25
DeeBo
yeah
00:42:25
werthersoriginal
You're right. Yeah, that's true.
00:42:26
Dick VanMeat
But, like, they're using silencers, so it's like, it's kind of, you like kind of like the idea that nobody else knows what's going on except them, and they're just, you know.
00:42:30
werthersoriginal
i I think what what the movie is always trying to do is open up a door into like a different world. right There's a world that exists underneath our world.
00:42:42
DeeBo
Yeah, but you need, but there's never like the character that isn't part of you know, it's like Blade when fucking the girl gets brought into the world of Blade.
00:42:47
werthersoriginal
No, I understand that. But yeah it would it would ruin the whole idea of John Wick going back into that world. Because he has to completely submerge himself into it.
00:42:56
DeeBo
Yeah, but too like even the cop knew, right? In the first one.
00:42:59
werthersoriginal
No, the cop was afraid of him.
00:43:01
DeeBo
no no, no. But he said, are you working again? Right?
00:43:04
werthersoriginal
Yeah, but that's like fear.
00:43:04
Dick VanMeat
yeah
00:43:05
DeeBo
Like... and
00:43:06
werthersoriginal
or He's like, I don't want to fuck with him because I know I've heard things.
00:43:07
DeeBo
No, no, but I'm saying the cop, even the cop knew John Wick was this fucking hitman, this former hitman, right? And it's fun.
00:43:14
werthersoriginal
I... oh
00:43:14
DeeBo
I'm not going to die on this hill, but there's in there's a sequence in Ballerina where, yeah, this entire village is just part of it. They're in on it, right?
00:43:24
Dick VanMeat
No, no, but the no but the thing is is the entire village is like that's their community cult.
00:43:25
DeeBo
Right?
00:43:30
werthersoriginal
Exactly. Like, it's part of the world, the underworld that is John Wick.
00:43:31
Dick VanMeat
That's where they live. ah
00:43:33
DeeBo
but But as of right now, we still haven't really had that scene.
00:43:33
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. they not regular They're not regular citizens, those guys.
00:43:37
DeeBo
We haven't had the scene, though, where somebody's like, what the fuck is happening?
00:43:41
werthersoriginal
Well, of course this isn't going happen, because they've got to build the world that they're in.
00:43:42
DeeBo
Right? Dude. Hellity, man. Dude, we're like the sixth movie in this franchise.
00:43:48
werthersoriginal
Well, but it wasn't meant to go for six movies!
00:43:48
DeeBo
world is built. Don't fucking...
00:43:53
DeeBo
ah And I will say shout out to, and this was like, you know, again, understanding there was talks of reshoots and all that, but whoever came and fixed this movie, one, great job. You did a great job. You were, it worked.
00:44:08
DeeBo
And two, ah the fucking scene where they're just smashing ah plates on each other's heads looking for the gun is peak John Wick. It's like perf, it's,
00:44:21
DeeBo
just pure John wick. And I was like, yeah, I love this.
00:44:22
werthersoriginal
can we get Can I ask you a question? Is there any indication in the film of like a different movie existing at some point?
00:44:29
DeeBo
Yeah, I think so.
00:44:30
werthersoriginal
Yes.
00:44:30
DeeBo
Yeah, I do. Uh, there's a little bit of it. Um, I,
00:44:34
Dick VanMeat
Well, this one takes place literally like in the middle of John Wick 3, I think, right? Or something like.
00:44:39
DeeBo
something like that. Right. But, but I think Chris, you're talking about like, is there an indication that this was cut up a little bit?
00:44:45
werthersoriginal
Yes.
00:44:45
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah.
00:44:45
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. ah John, I think the blonde guy, right? Like the the rival, I think he was in the training scenes.
00:44:51
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:44:54
Dick VanMeat
He was a man. Yeah, I think so, too, because they really they really focus on that guy a lot, but he was kind of just a nobody at the end of the movie.
00:44:57
DeeBo
And I...
00:45:02
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. There's like a... She's not a... when she's ah she's not a um ah's What's the word I'm looking for?
00:45:11
DeeBo
she She's not a natural.
00:45:11
Dick VanMeat
she's not she's not ah She's not fully trained yet.
00:45:13
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but like...
00:45:13
DeeBo
Yeah, she's like not a naturalist. So she's training and there's always this guy that just kind of tags her or just gets the better of her in the training sequences.
00:45:21
werthersoriginal
Ah, Arrival.
00:45:23
DeeBo
But they don't really lean on it. But there's kind of scenes where like she fucks up and he kind of like smiles a little bit.
00:45:27
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:45:30
DeeBo
We're like, oh, this guy is a piece of shit.
00:45:32
Dick VanMeat
guys this This guy's a sicko, yeah.
00:45:34
DeeBo
And then later in the movie, there's a similar looking guy ah who just seems to be like the the heavy, right? And I'm like, was he the guy in before?
00:45:44
DeeBo
And did they just cut around that whatever plot was?
00:45:47
werthersoriginal
I bet you he was the main villain of that movie.
00:45:50
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
00:45:51
werthersoriginal
of The original movie.
00:45:52
Dick VanMeat
i thought no I thought that was going to be the final fight scene. It was going to be those two anyway.
00:45:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:45:57
Dick VanMeat
But it ended up being... I mean, I liked what they did. It was just the fucking...
00:45:59
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:46:01
Dick VanMeat
Because, dude, Devin, when he dips his fucking foot in the fire, I was like, oh, hell yeah.
00:46:05
DeeBo
Dude, that was sick, right? Yeah.
00:46:06
Dick VanMeat
was like, yes! Yeah, there' there's some good moments with him, but like...
00:46:10
DeeBo
Yeah, this movie was a fucking good time, dude.
00:46:12
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it was a good time.
00:46:13
DeeBo
Fuck. For sure, fuck.
00:46:15
Dick VanMeat
Where would you rank this in the John Wick universe movies?
00:46:19
DeeBo
I want to say...
00:46:20
Dick VanMeat
If we do a tier list, right? Like, I feel like two...
00:46:21
DeeBo
yeah I want to say above three...
00:46:24
Dick VanMeat
Two and one... Two and one are S tier, right? I think, right?
00:46:28
DeeBo
Four might be my favorite.
00:46:28
Dick VanMeat
One and two.
00:46:30
werthersoriginal
i You know what? I was just going to say that, Devin.
00:46:30
DeeBo
To be completely frank.
00:46:32
werthersoriginal
I think it's 1, 4, 2, 3 for it's
00:46:36
DeeBo
Ballerina, I think, is above three.
00:46:36
Dick VanMeat
And then...
00:46:38
werthersoriginal
for me
00:46:39
DeeBo
And I like three. I like all of these movies.
00:46:40
Dick VanMeat
i didn't... I like three. It's just like the fucking third...
00:46:43
DeeBo
Three's really long.
00:46:44
Dick VanMeat
A third part of it was just like not great.
00:46:44
DeeBo
I'll be honest.
00:46:47
Dick VanMeat
But there was...
00:46:48
DeeBo
I think though I like the last fight. It's the whole shit all the shit with Halle Berry.
00:46:53
werthersoriginal
yeah it's not good
00:46:54
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:46:54
DeeBo
If we just remove that 25 minutes of the movie.
00:46:54
Dick VanMeat
But like the the scene, Chris, the scene, there I think this was three, where he's got to assemble the fucking, the single action revolver in the museum.
00:47:02
DeeBo
Oh, it's so good.
00:47:03
werthersoriginal
That's cool. That is cool.
00:47:04
DeeBo
So good.
00:47:05
werthersoriginal
No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:47:05
Dick VanMeat
And he fucking fans the shot.
00:47:06
werthersoriginal
Don't get me wrong.
00:47:07
Dick VanMeat
Is that three? Is that three?
00:47:08
DeeBo
Yeah, that's funny.
00:47:08
Dick VanMeat
That's a three.
00:47:08
werthersoriginal
Three, three's got some banger fight scenes as all of them do.
00:47:10
Dick VanMeat
And he fights Boban, right? Doesn't he fight Boban?
00:47:12
werthersoriginal
I, he does, he does, but it feels just more like a continuation of two and not like its own thing.
00:47:17
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:20
werthersoriginal
And four was just weird in a lot of fun ways. And it had a better supporting cast.
00:47:27
Dick VanMeat
Four has the best, I think, the best sequence. The Dragon's Breath sequence is, like, is unforgettable.
00:47:30
DeeBo
Oh, God.
00:47:31
werthersoriginal
Yeah.
00:47:31
DeeBo
yeah
00:47:31
werthersoriginal
Yeah.
00:47:32
DeeBo
The Dragon's Rust sequence is the stare.
00:47:33
werthersoriginal
And Donnie Yen is great.
00:47:34
Dick VanMeat
and this
00:47:35
DeeBo
Yeah, darn it.
00:47:35
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, and then the stairs scene, too. Oh, yeah, Don Yen.
00:47:37
werthersoriginal
Donnie Yen rules the... What's his name? The...
00:47:42
Dick VanMeat
Don Yen, who might actually he might actually be blind because he's blind in every role that he's given in Hollywood, so...
00:47:43
werthersoriginal
Skarsgård.
00:47:47
DeeBo
Yeah, at this point he probably is shoot blind.
00:47:48
werthersoriginal
Yeah, Skarsgård's good in that shit.
00:47:50
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:47:54
werthersoriginal
the One of the bros. like He's great.
00:47:56
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:47:57
werthersoriginal
like I really... Four is something. It's something else. And I really hope it's the last one.
00:48:03
DeeBo
Now they're making five.
00:48:04
werthersoriginal
I know.
00:48:05
DeeBo
But I love the i love that thinking behind five. Because Chad... um What the fuck is Chad Stolinski?
00:48:14
Dick VanMeat
the hell ski.
00:48:14
werthersoriginal
Stileski.
00:48:15
DeeBo
Stolowski still has... That guy, right? He's like, do you want me to make John Wick 4 again? He's like, I can make John Wick 4 again. He's like, or do you want me Keanu to like live our lives a little bit, learn some new experiences, and then come back ready to make a unique movie?
00:48:32
DeeBo
And I was like, wow, that's really, i love that.
00:48:32
werthersoriginal
Okay.
00:48:36
DeeBo
I really liked that thought process behind it.
00:48:37
werthersoriginal
That's cool. That's cool.
00:48:40
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:48:40
DeeBo
Because he's like, yeah, I could. Because I honestly, I think that's what happened with 2 and 3. And I think it bugs him.
00:48:45
werthersoriginal
Yeah. Yeah, I agree.
00:48:46
DeeBo
And because before there was a little bit of time and he's like, you know, we just wait and experience life a little bit and then came out with fucking sick ideas instead of a 15 minute dog dick biting scene, which is three.
00:48:59
DeeBo
um So, yeah, I support that process and, you know, whatever.
00:49:04
werthersoriginal
Let him cook.
00:49:04
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:49:05
werthersoriginal
Let him cook. If it takes him a little time, let him simmer it for a little bit.
00:49:09
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:49:09
werthersoriginal
But overall, let him cook.
00:49:11
DeeBo
yeah Boil fucking.
00:49:13
Steve-O
Let him cook.
00:49:13
Dick VanMeat
I'm watching the revolver scene again.
00:49:14
DeeBo
Hold him. cadron
00:49:16
Dick VanMeat
i love how they play the porn music. Like when he when he realizes he has to like reassemble the fucking gun so that it's a functional gun.
00:49:23
DeeBo
yeah
00:49:25
Dick VanMeat
They start playing po porno, love making music. I'm like, they know.
00:49:29
DeeBo
i don't but I don't recall that scene.
00:49:29
Dick VanMeat
Guys know.
00:49:31
DeeBo
I'll be honest.
00:49:31
werthersoriginal
He's in love.
00:49:32
DeeBo
I recall that i don't recall the music. like um But it made me really...
00:49:38
werthersoriginal
You know what's really great? All these great movies we just watched. It's been a while since there's just been this many.
00:49:41
DeeBo
Yeah, like, not a... Yeah, I haven't seen a movie where I was like, yeah, guys, it was really bad. Like...
00:49:47
werthersoriginal
Yeah. it's It's a breath of fresh air.
00:49:48
DeeBo
It nice. I need it. I need that. I need that. Steve, have you seen any movies?
Actor Appreciation and Surprises
00:49:55
Steve-O
Uh, not new movies.
00:49:56
DeeBo
Okay.
00:49:57
Steve-O
Uh, I rewatched moon, which I, you know, I was watching just like, I was just like scrolling around on YouTube and I was like, somebody's video was just like, you know, Sam Rockwell, we kind of, we kind of did dirty.
00:50:00
DeeBo
Yeah, you did.
00:50:12
werthersoriginal
ah
00:50:13
DeeBo
i Yeah, I remember being really...
00:50:13
Steve-O
Like, yeah, like Sam Rockwell has always been like kind of the standout whenever he's been in a movie.
00:50:14
werthersoriginal
Like as an actor in general.
00:50:20
DeeBo
Great.
00:50:23
Steve-O
Like,
00:50:24
werthersoriginal
You know, what's funny too, is he got all the attention for the role. I think that was like the most simple.
00:50:31
werthersoriginal
and like not like didn't really have much dimension to it, like in Three Billboards outside of Ewing, Missouri.
00:50:31
Steve-O
o
00:50:37
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah,
00:50:38
werthersoriginal
like He got so many nominations for that. I think he won the Golden Globe. He might have won an Academy Award for that, too.
00:50:44
DeeBo
and yeah I think he did, because he was like, thank you for finally seeing a movie I was in.
00:50:49
werthersoriginal
But the issue is, like I don't think that it's the the common issue that happens with Academy Awards and awards in general. They give it to the wrong movie, the wrong performance.
00:50:57
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:50:58
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:58
werthersoriginal
Like Leo with The Revenant,
00:51:00
Steve-O
Redmond.
00:51:01
werthersoriginal
And, you know, him with three billboards. Like, I think, you know, Jojo Rabbit he's better in.
00:51:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:51:09
werthersoriginal
i think ah Moon, obviously, like, he's, yeah I think he's better in.
00:51:13
Steve-O
He's phenomenal. and i mean, he's in that movie multiple times.
00:51:16
DeeBo
Voice. Yeah.
00:51:18
werthersoriginal
He's the only character outside of Kevin Spacey. Uh-oh.
00:51:21
Steve-O
Oh.
00:51:22
DeeBo
Yeah, Steve, did you go, ooh.
00:51:24
Steve-O
No, I watched the unspacey cut.
00:51:26
DeeBo
Oh.
00:51:26
werthersoriginal
yeah
00:51:28
Steve-O
Where they just replaced.
00:51:29
Dick VanMeat
No.
00:51:29
Steve-O
ah Now,
00:51:30
werthersoriginal
Replace him with Tony Danza's voice.
00:51:32
Steve-O
You know, you know, dude, do you know what I didn't realize?
00:51:32
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:51:35
Steve-O
ah One of the faceless corpo executives ah that like they sometimes like play a feed of or like have like a video of is Matt Barry.
00:51:47
werthersoriginal
Oh, wow.
00:51:47
Steve-O
Yeah. And you you'll just hear him say like in the Matt Barry voice, they'll be like, oh, yeah, sure thing. I'm like, God damn it. There's a breakout star right there.
00:51:58
DeeBo
yeah
00:51:58
werthersoriginal
for First American film.
00:51:59
Steve-O
But
00:52:01
werthersoriginal
Probably.
00:52:03
Steve-O
Probably, but you know, just that, that movie's excellent. Still excellent. And it's kind of a, it's very interesting to see someone play the same character, but play them from like, ah just like a little bit of a different like age dichotomy.
00:52:19
Steve-O
And like, learned experience. He does an amazing job in that movie. And it's like, no wonder why he kind of blew up around that era. And I kind of, I'm shocked. We're not seeing much, much, much more of him. We see, we see him a lot. And like, he is like the, you know, whenever he is in something like it explodes, but
00:52:38
werthersoriginal
I remember him dancing in Charlie's Angels. I was like, who the fuck is this guy?
00:52:42
Steve-O
yeah.
00:52:43
werthersoriginal
I was totally floored when I watched that. Because that movie is stupid.
00:52:49
werthersoriginal
And like one of the dumbest movies I've ever watched. But I watched it in theaters, I remember. I think I did go see that in theaters. In the early 2000s.
00:52:49
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:52:56
Steve-O
i I think he has a contract about dancing, like kind of like Christopher Walken.
00:53:01
werthersoriginal
Dude. He can move, man. He can bust a rug.
00:53:04
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:53:05
werthersoriginal
He's fucking...
00:53:05
Steve-O
He did it in Iron Man 2. He did it Moon.
00:53:08
werthersoriginal
Yeah, yeah, he can dance.
00:53:10
DeeBo
does that all The thing I remember most about that movie is the ping pong scene.
00:53:10
werthersoriginal
He can move.
00:53:15
Steve-O
hmm.
00:53:15
DeeBo
was like, wow, that's crazy.
00:53:17
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:53:18
werthersoriginal
need to watch that again.
00:53:20
DeeBo
Yeah, but it holds up.
00:53:20
werthersoriginal
need to watch again.
00:53:22
Steve-O
It holds up with excellent.
00:53:22
werthersoriginal
um but Speaking of twinning, actually, i learned how they did it in Sinners.
00:53:23
DeeBo
Hell yeah.
00:53:27
DeeBo
Oh, they made him wear a big weird halo, right?
00:53:27
Steve-O
Oh.
00:53:29
Dick VanMeat
They made him wear a fucking... Yeah, they made him wear a Halo suit.
00:53:31
werthersoriginal
Yeah, giant halo of cameras around ah Michael B. Jordan's neck, basically. And they would record his face, and then they would do both performances, him wearing the halo and a stunt person or a stand-in.
00:53:47
werthersoriginal
And then they just swap the faces and in post, and that's that, baby.
00:53:50
Dick VanMeat
And do it again, yeah. They...
00:53:54
werthersoriginal
Pretty cool. Pretty, pretty cool. Gotta say. Love that stuff.
00:54:00
Dick VanMeat
And they're not real.
00:54:00
werthersoriginal
Really do.
00:54:01
Dick VanMeat
He's not a real twin, Devin.
00:54:03
Steve-O
Behind the scenes.
00:54:03
Dick VanMeat
Sorry.
00:54:03
DeeBo
Damn, dude.
00:54:04
Steve-O
Behind the scenes, man. Mind-blowing.
00:54:06
werthersoriginal
it's always did you see did you see that giant rig for 28 they
00:54:06
DeeBo
I really thought.
00:54:09
Dick VanMeat
Why don't they just call it... Why didn't they just call it twinners? didn't they just call it that?
00:54:13
Steve-O
e Ooh.
00:54:14
werthersoriginal
they already got a movie it's called twins don't want to run on that territory nobody wants to get into that territory um i did you guys see the rig they had for 28 years later what that thing was
00:54:17
Steve-O
They might think it's the sequel to Twins. Yeah. Winners.
00:54:29
DeeBo
No.
00:54:30
Steve-O
No.
00:54:31
werthersoriginal
So imagine that Halo, but like about the size of two people and it's a half circle and it has nothing but iPhones on it.
00:54:35
Dick VanMeat
Thank you.
00:54:42
werthersoriginal
Like it's ringed with iPhones. Apparently he shot about 50% of the movie with iPhones.
00:54:49
DeeBo
Oh, wait, I did see it. Yeah.
00:54:51
werthersoriginal
And he's basically, he the the thing's on like a pivot so it can spin around people. while they're running, it's fucking insane.
00:55:01
DeeBo
What's his deal with using iPhones now?
00:55:01
Steve-O
That's cool. I mean, the thing is, it's like it kind of falls in line with like 28 Days Later where he shot that with the Canon XL2, which was like a prosumer camera.
00:55:12
werthersoriginal
Absolutely. He's going back to the roots of it, you know?
00:55:13
Steve-O
And you think about it and you're like, when you watch that now, like it's kind of hard to watch because of everything becoming HD, but it does have that like weird kind of like quality being not good that it kind of feels a little bit dirty.
00:55:33
Steve-O
It feels a little bit.
00:55:33
werthersoriginal
kind of feels like a found footage movie yeah you know
00:55:36
Steve-O
Yeah. And I think maybe that's the usage of the the iPhones. Maybe they're trying to figure something out with that too. Like bring that to it.
00:55:42
werthersoriginal
well you know i think that's exactly you know he's trying to recapture that feeling of like i know will of course it is
00:55:49
DeeBo
ah so That's like a $23,000 camera are expensive, bro.
00:55:54
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:55:55
DeeBo
Yeah. iphones are expensive bro
00:55:56
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:55:57
werthersoriginal
Of course. i mean, you're not wrong, but like the fact that it's all being shot on something that is in your pocket, I think is really what the novel experience of those movies should be.
00:56:07
DeeBo
yeah
00:56:08
werthersoriginal
Right. The prosumer angle of it all is what made that movie great and made it kind of different too. It's not, it doesn't look great, obviously.
00:56:15
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:56:19
werthersoriginal
It's hard to watch now, but.
00:56:20
DeeBo
I know. I still need to. I've been planning on re-watching it.
00:56:23
werthersoriginal
But I think it adds to the aesthetic.
00:56:24
DeeBo
I've not.
00:56:24
werthersoriginal
I really do. I think it adds to the aesthetic. So there's something interesting there. um Anyway.
Gaming Frustrations and Challenges
00:56:32
werthersoriginal
Is that all the shit we did? You guys play any video games?
00:56:36
DeeBo
I've been plugging away at Onimusha 2 like 300-year-old Hogi 2. three- hundredyear old man
00:56:41
werthersoriginal
Hoagimushi 2. I love that game.
00:56:43
DeeBo
hoy mushi two um
00:56:44
Steve-O
John and I have been raging at Mario Kart World.
00:56:46
Dick VanMeat
i beat all the i yeah i I beat all the bosses in Elden Ring Night Reign.
00:56:51
Steve-O
Oh, did you?
00:56:51
DeeBo
I was going to say, you did it?
00:56:52
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:56:53
Steve-O
Nice.
00:56:53
Dick VanMeat
I completed it. But to get the plat, you have to beat boss with each character. I don't know if I'm going to all that.
00:57:01
werthersoriginal
Woof.
00:57:01
Dick VanMeat
started
00:57:02
DeeBo
Yeah, that sounds like no.
00:57:05
Steve-O
Save it for Duskbloods.
00:57:07
Dick VanMeat
playing class though. The Duchess. Which is pretty sort playing a new class though the the duchess which is pretty fun
00:57:16
werthersoriginal
Ooh.
00:57:16
Steve-O
How many classes are there?
00:57:16
Dick VanMeat
She uses... There's... Eight? Eight, I think? There's the Wilder, the Raider, ah guardian the Executor, the Recluse, the Revenant, the Duchess, and I'm missing one, I think.
00:57:22
werthersoriginal
Probably get a few more soon.
00:57:35
Dick VanMeat
Or maybe it's seven.
00:57:36
werthersoriginal
I think they're going announce the butthole surfer soon too.
00:57:39
Steve-O
Oh, snap.
00:57:40
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man. They're gonna announce fucking Consort Radon at some point.
00:57:41
DeeBo
Yeah, but whole server is really important.
00:57:43
werthersoriginal
You get to play as him.
00:57:44
Dick VanMeat
and then And then everyone's gonna stop playing it.
00:57:47
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:57:48
werthersoriginal
You got to beat him to get the blat.
00:57:50
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
00:57:53
Dick VanMeat
But it was cool. The final boss... um There's one boss that's not the final boss that's way harder than the final boss.
00:57:59
werthersoriginal
Interesting.
00:57:59
Dick VanMeat
But that's just how...
00:57:59
werthersoriginal
Of course.
00:58:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, that's how it always is, right? Like, I'm pretty sure.
00:58:02
werthersoriginal
ain't Ain't that always the case, baby.
00:58:04
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Except for Shadow of the Earth Tree. I don't know if there's a boss harder than then the final boss in that, right?
00:58:09
werthersoriginal
No. new where Nowhere near hard.
00:58:11
Dick VanMeat
There's no boss in FromSoft history that's as hard as that.
00:58:14
werthersoriginal
um
00:58:15
DeeBo
Thank you.
00:58:15
Dick VanMeat
I don't know.
00:58:17
werthersoriginal
Dark Souls 3 might have a Orphan of Cause.
00:58:17
Dick VanMeat
I mean... What about the Orphan orphan of Kos? Or is that...
00:58:22
werthersoriginal
Yeah, that was that's pretty bad.
00:58:23
Dick VanMeat
Or Kos? Is that the hardest one?
00:58:25
werthersoriginal
That's pretty bad. going to admit, that one was brutal. Brutal word I would use for that boss. Maybe harder than... No, no, we're done.
00:58:35
Dick VanMeat
a couple really, really tough bosses in Sekiro, but I think i think Concert Redan's harder than those.
00:58:35
werthersoriginal
Concert we're done was really tough.
00:58:43
Dick VanMeat
Just because it just seems unfair. like Most of that fight just seems like it's unfair.
00:58:48
werthersoriginal
Yeah.
00:58:49
Dick VanMeat
So...
00:58:49
werthersoriginal
And then when you finally do it, you're like, how the fuck did I do that?
00:58:51
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, you do it by accident, basically, and then you're just like, oh, okay, cool.
00:58:54
werthersoriginal
Jesus.
00:58:55
Dick VanMeat
I'm never doing that again.
00:58:57
werthersoriginal
Never going through that.
00:58:59
Dick VanMeat
But yeah, ah Night Reign's been fun. It's just, um... ah It's just, like, if you don't have a good team... Like, the way we beat the final boss was ah me and Amir were, like, playing really bad, and we kept dying, but our...
00:59:15
Dick VanMeat
are um
00:59:18
Dick VanMeat
Our third Blueberry, he was who was a random guy, is um was a god at the game. And he like would tank every... Because he was playing Guardian, and he could tank all the all the shots from the boss and then just resurrect us every time.
00:59:35
werthersoriginal
Wow.
00:59:35
Dick VanMeat
it was It was really quite a spectacle, i would say, to see somebody fucking hard carry us like we were tiny babies.
00:59:42
Steve-O
You got the God carry.
00:59:44
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it was crazy.
00:59:45
werthersoriginal
That's what Miyamoto wants. that's that This is the world that he's trying to create. That's what it's supposed to be.
00:59:51
Dick VanMeat
So, um yeah, there's just like, if I don't know if I'm going to be playing it that much longer. But i'm I'm kind of getting stale on Switch 2 right now, too.
01:00:01
werthersoriginal
Or Miyazaki.
01:00:03
Dick VanMeat
like There's like nothing out, you know?
01:00:04
Steve-O
John, i'm I'm exactly there with you. It's I want to play with my new device and
01:00:12
Dick VanMeat
Like, do i want do we want to spend $40 on fucking Puyo Puyo Tetris two s
01:00:16
Steve-O
No, because it's like all the all the games that are like cool on the system are racing games.
01:00:17
werthersoriginal
Oof.
01:00:19
werthersoriginal
Oof.
01:00:21
Steve-O
and And I bought Mario Kart World. I don't need another racing game right now.
01:00:24
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Like, everybody likes Fast Fusion, but um but like I have no desire to play it, you know?
01:00:31
Steve-O
Yeah, like there's a part of me that's like, should I get it? But then I'm like, I should play the racing game I have right now. But when I play that racing game, I.
01:00:37
Dick VanMeat
Like, we gotta to wait a month. We gotta wait a month for Donkey Kong, right?
01:00:42
Steve-O
Yeah, July. And, you know, that's going to be awesome. But.
01:00:45
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:00:46
Steve-O
it It doesn't have the um the carry that Breath of the Wild had with it. Where Breath of the Wild, you were like putting in so much time.
01:00:53
Dick VanMeat
Right. Well, no, I feel...
01:00:55
Steve-O
and
01:00:56
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, um but also, like, what really kind of hurts the system is, like, i feel like Metro Prime 4 should have come out with the system.
01:01:04
Steve-O
I agree.
01:01:04
Dick VanMeat
Like, this this should have been our our our game to play.
01:01:06
Steve-O
the games that should have came out where Metroid prime four, and that would have been your, like your single player long stretch game.
01:01:08
Dick VanMeat
You know?
01:01:15
Steve-O
And then maybe Mario cart, like a couple weeks down the line.
01:01:20
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, Mario Kart's not great, um...
01:01:20
Steve-O
And then people it's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a super, it's a super fun game, but unfortunately it does have,
01:01:24
Dick VanMeat
for a handheld, too. You know, it's not great.
01:01:31
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, you can't, like, you can't you can't dump ah you can't dump hours into it and feel good about it, you know? Like, you can't, like...
01:01:35
Steve-O
When you try to dump hours into this one, you feel mad. You get angry. It agitates. The CPU cheats.
01:01:43
DeeBo
Yeah, John, you famously said ah when I cool down from being angry in video games with Elden Ring Night Reign because Mario Kart was setting you off.
01:01:51
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah, I put on Elden Ring for this.
01:01:53
werthersoriginal
yeah ah Lord, good Lord.
01:01:57
Dick VanMeat
No, dude, it's like, I don't know what it is. like It's like, um i was I was trying to describe it before. It was like fucking Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo, ah the arcade the arcade cabinet, where it was like purposely like trying to steal your money by by making it super hard.
01:02:11
Steve-O
Dude.
01:02:12
Dick VanMeat
You know, that's what it feels like.
01:02:13
Steve-O
I'm going to I'm going post this shit talk of video of me trying to do one of the knockout races.
01:02:13
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:02:20
Dick VanMeat
Oh, dude. Oh, the first off, to three-star those, do you have to get first in every single one, too?
01:02:25
Steve-O
Yes, you do. You have to get first at every gate.
01:02:27
Dick VanMeat
Dude, fuck that.
01:02:28
Steve-O
It's awful.
01:02:28
Dick VanMeat
Bro, dude, I've gotten so like i've gotten so fucking mad because the game fucking, the game is so unfair. Like, it really, for some reason, it feels like if you're about to three-star a course, the last possible moment that you'll that you'll win the last race, ah they fuck you over.
01:02:48
Steve-O
It's bastard coded.
01:02:48
Dick VanMeat
And it's either it's either three red shells in a row, it's either a third blue shell, which never really happens, but it's like, oh, if you're about to win,
01:02:49
Steve-O
It is outright bastard coded.
01:02:56
Dick VanMeat
then somebody will get a blue shell at the right time and and fuck you up.
01:02:59
DeeBo
So it's like the rubber banding's extreme.
01:03:02
Dick VanMeat
It's like it's insane. like I don't understand. like i i feel like it's scrub quote I feel like scrub quotes right now. like
01:03:08
Steve-O
You're not.
01:03:08
Dick VanMeat
like Yeah.
01:03:08
Steve-O
You're not. It's it's happening to everybody. like It is aggressively against
01:03:14
Dick VanMeat
and you said And you said you three-starred all the Grand Prixs and you didn't get anything, right?
01:03:17
Steve-O
i yeah, I three-star gold-medaled all of the Grand Prix tracks.
01:03:19
Dick VanMeat
like That's fucking bullshit. That's garbage, dude. Yeah, that's bullshit.
01:03:23
DeeBo
I watched this video, dude.
01:03:23
Steve-O
I didn't get anything.
01:03:25
Dick VanMeat
Because the
01:03:25
Steve-O
Dude, yeah, watch the video I posted, Shit Talk.
01:03:29
werthersoriginal
Wait, let me see
01:03:30
DeeBo
i
01:03:30
Steve-O
I even have a banana as butt protection.
01:03:32
DeeBo
I just imagined that you just spiked your controller.
01:03:36
Steve-O
No, I immediately turned my switch off. I'm like, I'm done.
01:03:38
Dick VanMeat
No, this is what it is. This is what it's like playing this.
01:03:39
DeeBo
Oh, my God. Yeah.
01:03:41
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:03:43
Dick VanMeat
It's like every fucking three seconds. No, no. Devin, you're laughing right now. but like But when you dump fucking 15 minutes into into into getting to this point and yeah and it's just all wasted, like that's one that's when it's like it makes you mad.
01:03:52
werthersoriginal
Oh my lord.
01:03:55
DeeBo
yeah
01:03:58
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, you guys think it's fucking funny.
01:03:58
Steve-O
And the knockout races are long.
01:03:59
Dick VanMeat
I'm not laughing.
01:04:00
Steve-O
They are long.
01:04:01
Dick VanMeat
Steve, I don't know if you noticed. I don't know if you noticed Chris and Devin are laughing.
01:04:03
werthersoriginal
e
01:04:03
Steve-O
You've been you've been in the trenches.
01:04:04
Dick VanMeat
I'm not laughing.
01:04:05
Steve-O
You've been in the war with me.
01:04:05
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I'm not laughing.
01:04:07
werthersoriginal
they just save it all off to the end it's
01:04:07
Dick VanMeat
I don't think this don't think this is funny, Steve. I don't think this is funny at all, to be honest.
01:04:12
Steve-O
No, you're right.
01:04:12
Dick VanMeat
It hits too close to home.
01:04:13
Steve-O
You're you're right.
01:04:14
Dick VanMeat
As Devin snorts, he snort laughs.
01:04:17
Steve-O
And... The thing about it is...
01:04:17
Dick VanMeat
I don't think it's funny at all, to be honest.
01:04:19
werthersoriginal
a little funny it's like it's like a donkey video every one of these is that what it's is that what it's supposed to be
01:04:20
Dick VanMeat
It's too close to home.
01:04:21
Steve-O
the thing the thing about it is um
01:04:21
DeeBo
Oh, my
01:04:25
Dick VanMeat
It makes me not want to play the game, Steve.
01:04:26
DeeBo
God.
01:04:27
Dick VanMeat
Like, it makes me...
01:04:27
Steve-O
It's no, no, no, no.
01:04:27
DeeBo
I mean, that that is really cartoonish.
01:04:29
Steve-O
I I'm, I'm with you, John. It's it's in Mario cart eight, like this would happen in Mario cart eight, but it would happen in like every one out of like 10, 12 games.
01:04:42
Steve-O
This happens every other game in Mario cart.
01:04:43
Dick VanMeat
Every time, dude. Every time.
01:04:45
Steve-O
Yeah, it is.
01:04:45
werthersoriginal
you
01:04:46
Steve-O
It is too common to just have the computer just like, just absolutely rail you.
01:04:50
Dick VanMeat
It's like, it's like clockwork. Cause it's like, oh, like I, oh, I won the first three races on this grand prix time to do a rainbow road.
01:04:58
Steve-O
but
01:04:58
Dick VanMeat
Oh, I'm winning the entire time.
01:05:00
DeeBo
And then you just get to travel.
01:05:01
Dick VanMeat
Here comes two blue shells to fuck, to fuck me over.
01:05:06
Steve-O
Here they are.
01:05:06
Dick VanMeat
And it's, it's, it's really like,
01:05:06
DeeBo
No. No, I think what really hurts is like you're getting hammered and you're like, I can at least get there. The fucking Bowser flies right by you.
01:05:17
Steve-O
Just vroom.
01:05:18
Dick VanMeat
No, but like, and the, fat and the, yeah, yeah, no, and that, no, that's what sucks.
01:05:18
Steve-O
And you have to get first on all those gates too.
01:05:19
DeeBo
who out Yeah.
01:05:22
Dick VanMeat
It's like, it doesn't matter, there's no point threshold or anything. You have to win every fucking race in the Grand Prix to get to to get the maximum stars.
01:05:29
DeeBo
So is it like, do you really have to kind of like, do you feel like the fix is like you have to like sandbag yourself a little bit for the last lap?
01:05:36
Dick VanMeat
You have to know how to sandbag, no, no, you have to know how to sandbag and then know the shortcuts and save your, your mushrooms for the shortcuts so that you, so that you can pretty much guarantee yourself a win.
01:05:43
Steve-O
yeah
01:05:46
DeeBo
Yeah, because you're basically like, I have to be in third place the entire until the last lap.
01:05:47
Dick VanMeat
Either that or like,
01:05:51
DeeBo
And then you have to trick the AI. That
01:05:51
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, so that so that if the game isn't fucking trying to stalk me, yeah, then then somebody else get the blue shell.
01:05:59
Dick VanMeat
Like, like it's it's fucking annoying, dude.
01:06:00
DeeBo
sucks.
01:06:01
Dick VanMeat
like
01:06:01
Steve-O
it it is It is annoying.
01:06:02
Dick VanMeat
And it's 24.
01:06:03
Steve-O
It is something where...
01:06:04
Dick VanMeat
It's 24 racers. so that So it makes it even that much more toxic.
01:06:05
Steve-O
I want to play the new system, but I know my like my frustration limit is going to be raised.
01:06:12
DeeBo
at the one game The one game that you want to play and you can play is serious.
01:06:12
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I don't want to... Yeah, I don't want to Paul Massey and fucking snap my shit in half.
01:06:15
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:06:17
werthersoriginal
Oh, no. Don't do that.
01:06:21
DeeBo
Not doing it.
01:06:22
Dick VanMeat
i't I haven't gotten close. I like i get mad playing it, but I haven't gotten close.
01:06:24
werthersoriginal
You know, you could easily like break that over your knee. like Break it like a branch over your knee.
01:06:29
DeeBo
Oh, dude.
01:06:30
werthersoriginal
I always thought about that with the Steam Deck.
01:06:30
Dick VanMeat
People also were saying that...
01:06:32
DeeBo
You ever just think about peeing on it?
01:06:33
Dick VanMeat
i tried um I tried Super Mario Odyssey on it.
01:06:33
DeeBo
Just that
01:06:35
Dick VanMeat
It feels the same. I don't know why people are...
01:06:37
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:06:38
Dick VanMeat
I think people are just coping right now the fact that they spent fucking...
01:06:40
Steve-O
I think there's a lot of people who are...
01:06:41
Dick VanMeat
like they They spent $600, $700 on the fucking on something that's not not a huge upgrade from the Switch 1, and they're
01:06:49
Steve-O
Yeah.
Nintendo Switch 2 Hardware Concerns
01:06:50
DeeBo
you know
01:06:50
Dick VanMeat
coping.
01:06:51
Steve-O
The rage box.
01:06:51
Dick VanMeat
Because, I mean, I haven't tried Zelda.
01:06:53
DeeBo
I get it, yeah.
01:06:54
Dick VanMeat
People are saying that Zelda does feel like a brand new game.
01:06:57
Steve-O
I've seen the differences between Zelda on the switch and Zelda on the switch to and seeing it in 60.
01:06:58
Dick VanMeat
But Mario doesn't.
01:07:04
Steve-O
I'm like, all right, that, you know, that is a ah big jump.
01:07:08
Dick VanMeat
So maybe maybe I'll try out Tears the Kingdom. But I gotta pay for the upgrade, right?
01:07:13
Steve-O
If you have Nintendo online, you can just download it for free.
01:07:15
DeeBo
like 10 bucks. Oh, it's free.
01:07:18
Dick VanMeat
Uh, it's free.
01:07:18
Steve-O
it did That is if you have the online thing.
01:07:19
DeeBo
Oh, it's not like $999? Isn't Animal Crossing like full-blown, like you can't have it on both consoles,
01:07:22
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I have the online thing.
01:07:23
Steve-O
No, they're doing what they did with like Animal Crossing, where you could get the DLC like for free if you have that.
01:07:28
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, we didn't we didn't talk about this...
01:07:28
DeeBo
right? Okay. animalroting like a fullblown can't have it on both consoles right
01:07:34
Dick VanMeat
No, no, no. they change They changed...
01:07:35
Steve-O
You can.
01:07:36
DeeBo
okay
01:07:36
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, they changed the way that... like when we were When Steve and I were upgrading from our Switch 1 to the Switch OLED, like it's like a fucking... you have to like so You have to sign fucking mortgage papers and shit.
01:07:47
Steve-O
You have to download an app. like You have to download a specific Animal Crossing import sync app.
01:07:49
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, like... They have to put your island in fucking escrow first before you but before you you transfer all your stuff to the and new system.
01:07:55
Steve-O
Yeah, they do.
01:07:59
Dick VanMeat
And then they transfer your island over and it's this is completely convoluted process.
01:08:03
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:08:03
Dick VanMeat
But it's not like that.
01:08:04
Steve-O
Switch 2, you just do the transfer error when you get the system and it's like, alright, yeah, this thing's all your shit on it now.
01:08:05
Dick VanMeat
and
01:08:08
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:08:11
Steve-O
I'm like, alright,
01:08:12
DeeBo
All right, good.
01:08:13
Dick VanMeat
But the one thing that pisses me off about the system is the Joy-Cons are the same.
01:08:13
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:08:16
Dick VanMeat
They're exactly the same. as like at The analog sticks, they did teardowns
01:08:18
Steve-O
cool. I mean... that I don't know what the fuck they were talking about. They, those are the, um, I forget the name of the company.
01:08:23
Dick VanMeat
They're the exact same
01:08:24
Steve-O
Um, the, uh, Alps, Alps, Alpine. They did the same exact sticks as all the other ones.
01:08:31
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, and then, yeah, people did a tech teardown. It's literally the same same fucking analog stick as the first Joy-Con.
01:08:35
Steve-O
Yeah. but don't know what they were talking about. Cause they said that they made it in house. It's they lied.
01:08:41
DeeBo
And...
01:08:41
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, they said they made it in-house and that you're not going to get you're not gonna get Drift, and people were like, no, this is the same exact analog stick is based as the as the other one.
01:08:49
Dick VanMeat
Like, it's not even different.
01:08:49
Steve-O
Yeah. The shitty thing about it is like that's like the go to for all of the first party, like first party, first party controllers.
01:08:51
Dick VanMeat
So...
01:08:59
Steve-O
They all use Alpine and it's like, oh, that makes sense.
01:08:59
Dick VanMeat
like ah they were saying yeah they were so They were saying that they couldn't use the Hall Effect because of the magnets.
01:09:06
DeeBo
and
01:09:06
Dick VanMeat
i don't know
01:09:06
Steve-O
Bullshit.
01:09:07
Dick VanMeat
yeah i don't think that I don't know if that's all if that's all there.
01:09:10
DeeBo
Yeah, they just don't want to pay up, dude.
01:09:10
Steve-O
Bullshit.
01:09:11
DeeBo
They don't want to pay
01:09:11
Steve-O
Just like how they couldn't put DualShock in the PlayStation 3 controller.
01:09:14
Dick VanMeat
and didn't want to pay yeah Nintendo didn't want to pay the minuscule fucking licensing fees to use that technology for this.
01:09:15
DeeBo
pay.
01:09:20
Steve-O
i'm I'm curious about this GameCube controller that they released because i have it i have it right here and it looks beautiful.
01:09:21
Dick VanMeat
That's probably what it is.
01:09:25
Dick VanMeat
Did you get it? did You got it, right? Does it work?
01:09:29
Steve-O
I haven't tried it on anything.
01:09:31
Dick VanMeat
I saw, dude, I saw Maximilian, dude, trying to play Soul Calibur online, and the fucking GameCube, their Nintendo Switch online, like, netcode is, like, horrible.
01:09:31
Steve-O
Yeah,
01:09:41
Dick VanMeat
Like, you you can't, like, it's super laggy.
01:09:41
Steve-O
yeah that makes sense. Oh, yeah.
01:09:44
Dick VanMeat
um But which is fine. Like, you know, it's just, if you're able to play it, like, offline, that's kind that's kind of good enough. um But I don't know. Like, i don't know if I would recommend spending $5 for the stick, yeah.
01:09:54
Steve-O
If you're paying extra for online, like, yeah, i just wanted ah I just wanted to get a, ah wireless GameCube controller and maybe play some Wind Waker or something.
01:10:03
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, so I'm gonna... Yeah, I guess I found out um through Tim that you can just use your your old controllers, too, with this, which is kind of cool.
01:10:11
Steve-O
That's cool. That is cool that you can do that.
01:10:12
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:10:14
Steve-O
um yeah Overall, I would say like right now, like switch to wait for Donkey Kong.
01:10:15
Dick VanMeat
But, um, I don't know, man.
01:10:18
DeeBo
When's, uh, yeah.
01:10:19
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it wasn't... it wasn't Yeah, but right now, it wasn't worth all the drama, I think, that we all went through to to get to get it, I think.
01:10:20
DeeBo
When's Donkey Kong?
01:10:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:10:26
Dick VanMeat
So, um...
01:10:27
Steve-O
Like I'm sitting here and I'm like, oh man, I really got hyped up over ah game that I like. I really like Mario Kart.
01:10:35
DeeBo
But it's still, it's just one game that pisses you off right now.
01:10:36
Dick VanMeat
But, like, dude, yeah, like, Zelda was, like, really hard. Breath of the Wild was really hard when that came out, but, like, it wasn't, like, that was such an amazing game to just play on a handheld, like, at the time.
01:10:48
Steve-O
Right.
01:10:50
Dick VanMeat
Like, that, that, like, you know, and and again, like, it's not really, that was a Wii U game as well, but, like, having to, having to be able to play, like, being able to play ah game like that on this system as the first game to play is, like, amazing.
01:11:04
Dick VanMeat
Like, that's what you want.
01:11:04
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:11:06
Dick VanMeat
So that I don't understand why they couldn't really... Is Metroid Prime 4 even going to be good? like Why is it delayed this this long?
01:11:12
Steve-O
I mean, I wouldn't I bet it's going to be good.
01:11:12
Dick VanMeat
like
01:11:14
Steve-O
Like, you know, it's Metroid Prime. It's.
01:11:17
Dick VanMeat
I guess it's just Nintendo fucking flexing their their testicle muscles because they like they're showing how big balls they have because they they knew that Mario Kart would sell... They didn't need Metroid to sell the system.
01:11:27
Steve-O
They were like, hey, Mario Kart 8 was our biggest selling game.
01:11:29
Dick VanMeat
um They're going to use... Yeah, they're going to use Metroid to sell the system later on when when they need to make more sales later, basically.
01:11:35
Steve-O
Yeah. It, this definitely doesn't feel as it this doesn't make me think it's going to be as successful as Mario Kart 8 was.
01:11:37
Dick VanMeat
Like, that's what they...
01:11:49
Steve-O
And I would not be surprised if people word of mouth are like, ah maybe I'll ah hang back on Mario Kart world.
01:11:56
Dick VanMeat
Well, that's why i'm kind of glad I'm kind of glad we got the bundle and not
01:11:56
Steve-O
It's,
01:12:00
Dick VanMeat
spent money on the game by itself, you know?
01:12:00
Steve-O
Right. Dude, spending...
01:12:02
werthersoriginal
when
01:12:03
Steve-O
if This game being $80, $90 for what is in the package.
01:12:07
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, if I spent $90 for this game, i'd be i'd be pretty I'd be pretty upset. I'd be pretty upset about it.
01:12:11
Steve-O
Yeah. like This makes me be like, all DLC better be free for it.
01:12:13
Dick VanMeat
And I know so and know a lot of people did.
01:12:16
Steve-O
Because that's crazy.
01:12:16
Dick VanMeat
Like, didn't Waldo... He didn't get the bundle, right? He had to buy the game separate. It looked like his package that he got.
01:12:22
Steve-O
Maybe. i don't i don't actually know what Waldo's deal is. But...
01:12:28
Dick VanMeat
crazy.
01:12:30
Steve-O
Yeah, so.
01:12:32
werthersoriginal
When word of mouth becomes turd of mouth.
01:12:35
Steve-O
Like, that's the thing. If at when Mario or when Donkey Kong Bonanza comes out and they release a banana yellow switch to going to be fucking livid.
01:12:40
werthersoriginal
Bonita.
01:12:44
werthersoriginal
Ooh, hey now, hey now.
01:12:45
DeeBo
Dude, when that game hits and I fucking veer out in first place in Fantasy Critic, I'm going to love it. It's going to be my favorite game of the year.
01:12:55
werthersoriginal
Keep dreaming there, bub.
01:12:56
DeeBo
Oh, god damn it.
01:12:58
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I just don't know what else there is to play. Is Elden Ring out yet on it? I'm not gonna... I'm not a psycho. not gonna buy it again.
01:13:06
Steve-O
I don't think so.
01:13:07
Dick VanMeat
ah like, is that even out? That's not even out yet?
01:13:09
DeeBo
is Is that a weird mouse game out yet?
01:13:09
Steve-O
No.
01:13:11
Dick VanMeat
uh... I ah ah completed my speedrun to Master Rank in Street Fighter VI, and now I have no desire to play that on the Nintendo Switch anymore.
01:13:18
Steve-O
You done. You already did it.
01:13:19
Dick VanMeat
So...
01:13:20
Steve-O
ah the
01:13:20
Dick VanMeat
I beat the game.
01:13:21
Steve-O
The little welcome, the well the welcome built in game that you should get for free that costs $10 lets you mess around with the mouse.
01:13:21
Dick VanMeat
beat the game already.
01:13:27
Dick VanMeat
Yeah... I'm not buying that shit.
01:13:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:13:29
Dick VanMeat
No way.
01:13:30
Steve-O
But I also have no interest.
01:13:31
werthersoriginal
Stinker's dungeon.
01:13:33
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I mean, let me see.
01:13:33
Steve-O
I play game called Stinker's Dungeon.
01:13:35
werthersoriginal
Yeah, it sounds fun, doesn't it?
01:13:35
Dick VanMeat
me see. Let me go to the store right now and see.
01:13:37
Steve-O
um Yeah, yeah. see it See what the next Switch 2 game is.
01:13:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:13:42
Dick VanMeat
I did start i started playing Mario three d All-Stars too. Just Mario Galaxy again.
01:13:46
Steve-O
That's a classic.
01:13:46
DeeBo
yeah Super Mario Party Jamboree. Switched to edition though.
01:13:50
Steve-O
Yeah, that's one of those upscale.
01:13:52
DeeBo
Oh man.
01:13:53
Steve-O
It has extra stuff, but also
01:13:54
Dick VanMeat
i mean split fiction i'll probably be buy split I'll probably buy Split foot Fiction on this system.
01:13:55
DeeBo
Tamagotchi Plaza.
01:13:58
Dick VanMeat
on this system
01:13:59
DeeBo
Okay.
01:14:00
Steve-O
that's something.
01:14:00
Dick VanMeat
I'll probably do that. um
01:14:04
Dick VanMeat
Fortnite? No.
01:14:06
Steve-O
Yo, I got my big win as Hank Hill today.
01:14:12
werthersoriginal
Okay.
01:14:17
Dick VanMeat
So the upgrade pack is...
01:14:18
werthersoriginal
I think everybody just disconnected at once.
01:14:20
DeeBo
Yeah, just like, yeah, pretty sick.
01:14:23
Dick VanMeat
I thought that... i thought Man, I feel like such an old man. I thought that i thought there was a separate game card slot for Switch 1 and Switch 2 games.
01:14:32
Steve-O
same slot. Same slot.
01:14:33
Dick VanMeat
Jeez fucking crap. Devin!
01:14:37
DeeBo
What? Wait, what?
01:14:37
Dick VanMeat
The fucking... The theory's right, dude. This is just Switch Pro.
01:14:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:14:41
Dick VanMeat
That's all this is.
01:14:42
Steve-O
Always has been, man.
01:14:44
Dick VanMeat
That's crazy, dog.
01:14:46
DeeBo
ah Well, hey, Final Fantasy Tactics coming out September fun, right?
01:14:51
Dick VanMeat
I can't believe I waited in fucking Midnight ba of Best Buy line for this shit, dude. I'll play...
01:14:58
werthersoriginal
And 15 minutes planning your first attack and then lose.
01:14:59
DeeBo
Right?
01:15:02
werthersoriginal
Fallen Fancy Tackle.
01:15:02
Dick VanMeat
i wish i didn't I wish I didn't play Cyberpunk again earlier. I would play...
01:15:06
Steve-O
You could have done an Ultimate Edition.
01:15:06
Dick VanMeat
like and That would be a good game to play on this right now. Just get lost in that game.
01:15:11
Steve-O
I've heard some Red Dead rumblings, John.
01:15:14
werthersoriginal
Red Dead Goblin.
01:15:14
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah!
01:15:15
DeeBo
Yeah, dude.
01:15:15
Dick VanMeat
rob ah Fucking Rob Wiedhoff said that there's a now there's a crazy announcement coming soon. So people either think it's ah it's either the the upgrade to the console versions that make them 60 frames, like they were rumored, or that was coming to Nintendo Switch, too.
01:15:31
DeeBo
ah
01:15:34
Steve-O
i would say both.
01:15:34
Dick VanMeat
But I don't know, man.
01:15:34
DeeBo
It's probably going switch, too.
01:15:36
Dick VanMeat
if he's saying there's a big announcement coming, then like I'm expecting DLC. That would be so sick if it was DLC.
01:15:43
DeeBo
That'd be wild, dude.
01:15:45
Steve-O
Yeah, that's like...
01:15:45
DeeBo
That's like 10 years old.
01:15:48
Steve-O
i don't think they're going to make DLC. I think they have to make Grand Theft Auto first.
01:15:52
werthersoriginal
Yeah, let's do that.
01:15:53
DeeBo
I'm thinking a port. Probably a port. Hopefully, ah ah like a modern port.
01:15:58
Steve-O
remaster Remaster, upscale, and in the Switch 2 version.
01:15:58
DeeBo
That'd be sick.
01:16:02
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:16:02
Steve-O
That's what I'm going to say.
01:16:02
Dick VanMeat
you know what? i I won't play Cyberpunk again on Switch 2. Red Dead though? Maybe.
01:16:08
Steve-O
Hey, that AnyAwesomeGuy did a Cyberpunk video, John.
01:16:11
werthersoriginal
Yeah, I saw that.
01:16:12
Dick VanMeat
Oh, really?
01:16:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:16:12
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Yeah, how'd it go?
01:16:14
werthersoriginal
Places you're not supposed to go in Cyberpunk 2077.
Game Perspective Debates: Resident Evil 9
01:16:18
Steve-O
He's just like going to like all the spots that like you just don't ever go to
01:16:21
Dick VanMeat
oh like the shady spots? Yeah. Or no, the spots you just don't go?
01:16:24
werthersoriginal
Yeah, he goes through the entire, like, the farm, the solar farm, and the that weird bug farm out in, like, southern Night City at the farthest point south, and then all the way up to, you know, the where you you leave Night City on that road that goes forever to nothing.
01:16:26
Dick VanMeat
Like that?
01:16:47
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:48
werthersoriginal
ah And he just goes all these really crazy spots. Like that pizza place is pretty fucking cool.
01:16:52
Steve-O
Dude, that pizza place is fucking wild.
01:16:56
werthersoriginal
It's like he says, there are there are ten televisions on in this place, and each of them are playing something different.
01:17:00
DeeBo
Thank
01:17:01
Steve-O
and like
01:17:04
Dick VanMeat
That's actually kind of crazy, though, you think about it.
01:17:06
Steve-O
He's like, no one in this pizzeria is eating pizza. They're all drinking coffee.
01:17:10
DeeBo
you.
01:17:11
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:17:13
werthersoriginal
It's so fucked, and it makes sense, you know, because it's like a cyberpunk bullshit. place you know ah
01:17:21
Dick VanMeat
It's awesome.
01:17:21
Steve-O
i I put the the video in the the shit talk.
01:17:24
werthersoriginal
the thing about trash too that was really interesting because i knew obviously there's a shitload of garbage in cyberpunk in Night City but the levels to and the extent of like this is how humans would move and this is where lazy people would just dump their trash down in this canal and and there's like a pit of garbage where it's like the easiest place to throw garbage and
01:17:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:17:35
Dick VanMeat
That's pretty funny.
01:17:41
Steve-O
Right.
01:17:47
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:17:48
werthersoriginal
Which, you know, that's like cool detailed thinking.
01:17:51
Steve-O
the justification of where you should put trash in your games.
01:17:55
Dick VanMeat
so So these areas do actually make sense. They're not just like...
01:17:59
werthersoriginal
Yeah.
01:17:59
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:18:00
werthersoriginal
They make sense like a far as like if people could come here, they would throw garbage down this spot because it's the easiest place for them to get to.
01:18:00
Dick VanMeat
That's cool.
01:18:06
DeeBo
Okay.
01:18:06
Dick VanMeat
Right.
01:18:09
werthersoriginal
And there's a big pile of garbage at the bottom.
01:18:10
DeeBo
What
01:18:11
werthersoriginal
And it's like, oh, and that's why the canal is like dammed in certain places too.
01:18:16
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:18:17
werthersoriginal
And it's like, it's all kind of, it's organic, which is really neat. Yeah, it's a cool video. Really neat video about Cyberpunk.
01:18:28
Steve-O
All right.
01:18:29
Dick VanMeat
Update, yeah.
01:18:30
Steve-O
what ah What else we got? What else we got?
01:18:31
DeeBo
else do we got? let's
01:18:33
Dick VanMeat
Oh, I wanted to talk about the Resident Evil 9 stuff that was announced, like, right after.
01:18:36
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:18:37
Steve-O
yes
01:18:40
Dick VanMeat
um What do you think, Devin? Because
01:18:43
DeeBo
ah i
01:18:46
Dick VanMeat
I have some thoughts about the first and third person.
01:18:47
DeeBo
I'm slightly hesitant because that is...
01:18:49
Dick VanMeat
Me too, me too.
01:18:50
DeeBo
i don't think... like Okay, I'll say this. I think it's... In games like Fallout, I think it's cute that you can do it in third person, but I think everybody agrees that that's not really the way you play it.
01:19:05
DeeBo
like the Fallout games and Oblivion and things like that.
01:19:06
Dick VanMeat
Right.
01:19:08
DeeBo
It's like cool, but we come on. Nobody plays like that. This, I think, is going to be the first real attempt at, no, this could work legitimately either way.
01:19:18
Dick VanMeat
But could it? Because my my thought is like, if you have if you give the player the option to choose, then then that just means that either one, it's not optimized for either for first or third person.
01:19:27
DeeBo
It's not optimized one way or the other.
01:19:28
Steve-O
a
01:19:29
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:19:31
Dick VanMeat
It's just going to be a mix of both and it's kind of going to be, it could be like really not that great.
01:19:35
DeeBo
Yeah, but it's just like they have a lot of experience doing it really well.
01:19:36
Dick VanMeat
You know, but they're using this as they're using this as a selling point and they're using this as a selling point.
01:19:40
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:19:42
Dick VanMeat
They're like, this is the big reveal of this, that you can do this. So it's like, don't know.
01:19:46
DeeBo
Yeah. Because it was funny because i kind of didn't – I didn't even think about it because I was so hyped from the reveal. But, yeah, it didn't even occur to me that it – Like, we didn't really know if it was going to be first or third person.
01:20:01
DeeBo
And then they were like, oh, it's both. And again, like, there's great... Like, first person works great in 8 and 7. seven ah Third person that works awesome in 2, 3, 4 remake. And, you know, i guess...
01:20:21
DeeBo
When in the DLC ah for Resident Evil 7, or I'm sorry, Resident Evil 8, that's fully third person. And there's a third person mode that you could download later in 8.
01:20:37
DeeBo
And unfortunately, i never played that. And I really wish I did. But I never got around to playing that in third person mode. So I'm...
01:20:48
DeeBo
They deserve the the benefit of the doubt, in my opinion.
01:20:52
Dick VanMeat
Right, right, right, right.
01:20:53
DeeBo
um And i think if the rumors are true, it'll be like it'll be it'll feel real easy and fun to play first person as Grace. And then when Leon shows up, fucking switch that bad boy to third.
01:21:06
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:21:06
Steve-O
That's what I was thinking.
01:21:07
Dick VanMeat
that Yeah.
01:21:08
werthersoriginal
Yeah, I think that's what we all want.
01:21:08
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I mean, why why not make it yeah why not make it that, then? Like, why not make it, if you're playing as Grace, first person,
01:21:13
DeeBo
like Because do you know what? ah you know You know why though? Because that would be the first question I'd be like, oh, it'd be really cool if I just had the option. And I think they just said fuck it, right?
01:21:22
Dick VanMeat
yeah
01:21:23
DeeBo
Because I think it will naturally make sense to do that. But like, why not? You know?
01:21:28
Dick VanMeat
i just think i think it's also it's it feels weird to take you out. like It would be cool if there was like a hotkey that would switch it, but the fact that you have to go into the menu and the and the pause menu to to to to switch it feels kind of um feels kind of clunky.
01:21:41
DeeBo
Yeah. Well...
01:21:47
Dick VanMeat
you know like it's not like if they're really using this as
01:21:47
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:21:50
Dick VanMeat
the big revolutionary thing about this game, the selling point of this game, then, like, why do we have to hit start? Why do we have to go to the start menu and do the settings and switch it, like, you know, like it's not part of the game?
01:22:04
Dick VanMeat
Because it it would be cool if you could, you know, hit the touchpad and then it switches. Like, that would be kind of neat.
01:22:08
DeeBo
Well, hey, hey, um maybe my PS5 Pro, maybe it's got the horsepower.
01:22:14
werthersoriginal
Okay, calm down there.
01:22:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:22:15
Steve-O
oh
01:22:16
werthersoriginal
Whoa, boy.
01:22:16
Dick VanMeat
Oh, that's the other thing. Do I get this game on PS5? RE9? r e nine
01:22:22
DeeBo
I mean, as opposed to what, your Steam Deck?
01:22:22
Dick VanMeat
All my Resident Evils have been Platinum'd on PS5.
01:22:26
DeeBo
excellent Listen, your PS5 is stronger than your es Steam Deck.
01:22:27
Dick VanMeat
So it's like...
01:22:31
DeeBo
It's a stronger machine.
01:22:34
Dick VanMeat
I'm not going to be playing on Steam Deck, I'll be playing on my my gaming PC. you know
01:22:38
Steve-O
Playing on the rig.
01:22:38
DeeBo
Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad.
01:22:38
Dick VanMeat
and then And then playing it on Steam that and then playing on steam Deck sometimes.
01:22:39
Steve-O
He's getting the full frames.
01:22:39
DeeBo
Sorry. I forgot. oh my bad
01:22:43
werthersoriginal
There
01:22:43
DeeBo
sorry
01:22:43
Dick VanMeat
You know?
01:22:45
DeeBo
i forgot
01:22:46
Dick VanMeat
Well, I guess we'll see. We'll see how how it goes.
01:22:48
Steve-O
As somebody who went and played ari four on both PC and PS5, let's just say, think it was a little bit better at a dodging when I was doing the PC version.
01:23:03
DeeBo
ah yeah Was that the one where Leon had like nipple piercings and you forgot you had that mod on?
01:23:03
werthersoriginal
you go.
01:23:03
Dick VanMeat
What, like, um...
01:23:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:23:07
werthersoriginal
You are.
01:23:07
DeeBo
Okay.
01:23:07
Steve-O
Oh, do you think, oh, do you think that was a negative?
01:23:08
Dick VanMeat
Hell yeah, baby!
01:23:08
werthersoriginal
I think know i v boy
01:23:10
Dick VanMeat
you know what, though? you know what? Those those fucking... those um Those shooting gallery challenges are probably way easier on a mouse keyboard than a controller.............
01:23:18
DeeBo
Yeah, you know what?
01:23:18
Steve-O
100%.
01:23:18
DeeBo
Those PC ports are pretty solid, right?
01:23:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:23:21
Steve-O
Hey, man. Look, all I know is when Shrek burst through tried to chainsaw me, ah that's when I knew I had the mods on still.
01:23:26
DeeBo
Yeah, that was it. That was it.
01:23:31
DeeBo
the them month ah but I sure do.
01:23:34
Steve-O
Chris.
01:23:37
Steve-O
right
01:23:39
Dick VanMeat
So Chris, um, Chris went to a comic book store this week.
01:23:41
DeeBo
Yeah. Wait, what's,
01:23:45
Steve-O
chris
01:23:45
DeeBo
whoa
01:23:46
werthersoriginal
Look at me,
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01:23:47
Steve-O
What year is it?
01:23:47
werthersoriginal
huh?
01:23:48
Dick VanMeat
Cause he never, cause he never read all-star Superman. So he went to go buy it.
01:23:51
werthersoriginal
ah I've been lying to everybody for years.
01:23:55
Dick VanMeat
ah Could you imagine?
01:23:56
Steve-O
like i'm going to feel real silly.
01:23:57
Dick VanMeat
just been, I just been lying to you guys.
01:23:58
DeeBo
yeah right What's the context here, Chris? I had no idea.
01:24:01
werthersoriginal
Well, um I went to a comic book shop because I wanted to read All-Star Superman. I have all the single issues and i don't want to touch those.
01:24:09
DeeBo
me just bust out that trade, baby.
01:24:10
Dick VanMeat
yeah It's a pain in the ass. It's pain in the ass to take him out. you know It's a pain in the ass.
01:24:12
werthersoriginal
um I'm keeping those where they are. And I bought a nice, wonderful trade.
01:24:15
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:24:17
werthersoriginal
They just re-released it, I think, pretty recently. um Yeah, leah it's great.
01:24:21
Dick VanMeat
They better have.
01:24:24
werthersoriginal
um
01:24:25
Dick VanMeat
What's on the cover? Is it the cloud cover or is it him like floating like Jesus?
01:24:27
werthersoriginal
Yes. Not only is it the cloud cover, but it's like the full splash without any border.
01:24:36
Dick VanMeat
Oh, dope.
01:24:36
werthersoriginal
So it's just the clouds are like the the bottom of the page.
01:24:40
Dick VanMeat
So you start reading it again? Did you finish it?
01:24:41
werthersoriginal
Yeah, it did. No, I haven't.
01:24:43
Dick VanMeat
where well What part are you at right now?
01:24:46
werthersoriginal
I think I just read through the first issue and then I read that one scene where he saves the girl from committing suicide.
01:24:52
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:24:52
werthersoriginal
Because I had to read that one more time.
01:24:54
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:24:57
werthersoriginal
Yeah, but I'm just like really absorbing it again.
01:24:59
Dick VanMeat
So you didn't get to you didn't get to the Paw Kent issue yet?
01:25:02
werthersoriginal
no no, nothing like that yet. No, I'm...
01:25:05
Dick VanMeat
What about the Bizarro stuff? Is that at before?
01:25:07
werthersoriginal
Nope.
01:25:07
Dick VanMeat
that's
01:25:08
werthersoriginal
I think the only thing I get to is literally when he drops the oranges.
01:25:11
Dick VanMeat
I want a whole movie with Zabarro in Bizarro World. That's what I want.
01:25:15
werthersoriginal
yeah
01:25:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:25:16
Dick VanMeat
I want an entire movie dedicated to that.
01:25:16
werthersoriginal
Well, if this new Superman movie does well, we'll probably get a sequel in a minute.
01:25:22
Dick VanMeat
I want to see Bizarro Wonder Woman just being a statue.
01:25:26
werthersoriginal
Oh my God, that would be amazing.
01:25:27
Steve-O
yeah
01:25:27
Dick VanMeat
Oh my god, dude.
01:25:28
werthersoriginal
like
01:25:29
Dick VanMeat
And then Flash.
01:25:29
werthersoriginal
James Gunn would nail that too.
01:25:30
Dick VanMeat
The Flash being so super slow, too.
01:25:35
werthersoriginal
He would nail that, man. He would.
01:25:37
Dick VanMeat
You know I guess I'll read i'll re-read All-Star Superman again, too. Fuck it.
01:25:40
DeeBo
Yeah, what if you... Chris, what if you're like, you know, it's not that good. It's aged really poorly.
01:25:45
Dick VanMeat
No, it's so ah's a little overrated, actually.
01:25:49
werthersoriginal
flowery bullshit.
01:25:49
Dick VanMeat
that I think about it.
01:25:51
werthersoriginal
Why does everybody have feelings? I wouldn't say that. um I also was perusing some of the Absolute Line books. Just taking a look.
01:26:01
DeeBo
ah dude, that Bane has been... all over my feed.
01:26:06
Dick VanMeat
Rent-free.
01:26:07
werthersoriginal
So Bane, Mr. Freeze, the absolute Mr. Freeze. I told Steve about absolute Ra's al Ghul weaponizing the Lazarus pits, turning somebody into a baby and then throwing that baby off a building.
01:26:18
Steve-O
you
01:26:24
werthersoriginal
I gotta get in on this.
01:26:24
DeeBo
Makes sense.
01:26:25
werthersoriginal
I gotta get in on this, man.
01:26:25
DeeBo
Checks out.
01:26:30
werthersoriginal
i Like everything I've been seeing has just been one thing after another has been piquing my interest. And... I really want to read the absolute Martian Manhunter series because that looks fucking awesome.
01:26:42
werthersoriginal
It just looks...
01:26:42
DeeBo
Well, I haven't seen anything about that one.
01:26:42
werthersoriginal
It's...
01:26:44
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, we were talking about that before you got in and we looked it up and it looks crazy.
01:26:48
werthersoriginal
60s psychedelic, you know, cubist nightmare. um i am totally...
01:26:55
Dick VanMeat
Like Animal Man type shit. Like it looks say Animal Man type shit.
01:26:57
Steve-O
Yeah, it really does.
01:26:57
werthersoriginal
yeah
01:26:59
werthersoriginal
it And it's weird because what I've read about is absolute Martian Manhunter is ah basically a being that inhabits the body of this detective.
01:27:10
werthersoriginal
And he's not like ah coming forward, you know, taking over the body. He's just this being that's in him and it allows him to read people's thoughts through smoke that comes out of their ears.
01:27:23
werthersoriginal
Yeah.
01:27:24
DeeBo
Okay.
01:27:24
Steve-O
Oh my god.
01:27:26
werthersoriginal
And I was like, what the fuck? And then I saw one splash page.
01:27:30
DeeBo
Well, he looks really unique. i don't I don't know if I like it, but it's definitely a take for sure.
01:27:35
werthersoriginal
Yeah. Yeah.
01:27:36
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:27:39
werthersoriginal
I love it. I love it. I also love the concept of the white Martian. And I saw that, the absolute white Martian. And it was basically just randomly possessing people to murder each other.
01:27:53
Dick VanMeat
oh that's crazy Yeah, I was thinking about, so, if we do the fucking, if I do the, the ultra DC Universe Infinite thing, then it's $12.99 a month, but you get new comics 30 days after it comes out.
01:27:54
Steve-O
Oh.
01:27:54
DeeBo
okay
01:27:55
werthersoriginal
And I was like, wow, this sounds awesome.
01:27:58
DeeBo
yeah
01:27:59
werthersoriginal
I am totally in. um Yeah, that Absolute Batman, obviously, gotta read that. When that comes out in trade, I have to read it.
01:28:24
werthersoriginal
wow
01:28:24
DeeBo
That's probably it's probably fine.
01:28:25
Steve-O
Mmm. That's not bad.
01:28:27
Dick VanMeat
why is it not and Why is it not instant?
01:28:28
Steve-O
30 days.
01:28:31
DeeBo
Because they've got to keep comic book stores around.
01:28:32
Dick VanMeat
So the $8 a month plan... Oh, because they need they need comics to sell.
01:28:37
DeeBo
Yeah, dude, come on.
01:28:38
Steve-O
Do you remember when it used to be like oh a year or like multiple years?
01:28:42
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah.
01:28:42
DeeBo
I think at one point it was like...
01:28:42
Dick VanMeat
the the eight dollar The $8 a month plan is you get new comics six months after the print comes out.
01:28:49
DeeBo
Oh.
01:28:49
Steve-O
And this is the DC app.
01:28:50
DeeBo
Oh, well, see, that's a little gross.
01:28:50
Dick VanMeat
What the...
01:28:50
werthersoriginal
you did you Did you hear the controversy about this? That comic book shops are really pissed off?
01:28:57
DeeBo
Yeah, I would be if I...
01:28:57
Dick VanMeat
What, did they offer this?
01:28:58
DeeBo
Okay.
01:28:58
werthersoriginal
and No, no, no, no, no. There's something worse, Devin.
01:28:59
DeeBo
okay
01:29:00
werthersoriginal
There was a new issue of, I think it was Superman that came out.
01:29:00
DeeBo
What? Okay.
01:29:04
werthersoriginal
and In the issue, there was like a free ticket for the DC online comic book thing.
01:29:11
DeeBo
Oh, dude.
01:29:13
Dick VanMeat
Wow, that's dirty.
01:29:14
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:29:14
werthersoriginal
and They didn't tell the distributors that at all.
01:29:15
Dick VanMeat
That's a little dirty.
01:29:17
DeeBo
I'd be pissed. Yeah.
01:29:18
werthersoriginal
ah Yeah.
01:29:19
DeeBo
Dude.
01:29:20
DeeBo
I'll be honest.
01:29:20
Dick VanMeat
But that the...
01:29:21
Dick VanMeat
no they No, but the problem...
01:29:21
DeeBo
You feel bad for these people.
01:29:22
Dick VanMeat
No, the thing is... The thing is, it's 2025. So if somebody's going to buy no like somebody's goingnna buy print comics, they're just going to buy print comics anyway, like they regardless.
01:29:26
werthersoriginal
Yeah, I know.
01:29:33
Steve-O
These are people who are actively going around the easiest way to read their comic.
01:29:33
werthersoriginal
You're right. That's true.
01:29:35
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, and yeah, i don't think I don't think digital stuff being available 30 days after print release is going to affect that at all, you know?
01:29:38
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:29:43
werthersoriginal
That's true.
01:29:44
DeeBo
30 days, i think it's it's just instant.
01:29:44
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:29:46
DeeBo
I think that'd be it. That'd be it, I think.
01:29:49
werthersoriginal
Yeah, it would
01:29:49
Steve-O
That'd be the best. Yeah. The death bell.
01:29:50
DeeBo
That'd be the death knell, dude, yeah.
01:29:53
Dick VanMeat
but're We're almost there.
01:29:53
DeeBo
why
01:29:54
Dick VanMeat
30 days.
01:29:55
DeeBo
But... And eventually it will be, you know?
01:29:57
Dick VanMeat
So yeah, I might do this. And then ah and then I can read the absolute shit.
01:30:01
Steve-O
You're saying these absolute books, Chris, are bangers.
01:30:03
werthersoriginal
I mean, i haven't read any of them. I just, from like...
01:30:06
Dick VanMeat
Well, Chris, there's a you got a 7-day free trial if you want to start reading those on the on the Ultra thing.
01:30:06
Steve-O
Chris, I want in.
01:30:12
werthersoriginal
Oh, shit, really?
01:30:12
DeeBo
that
01:30:12
Steve-O
It's not too shabby.
01:30:13
Dick VanMeat
yeah Yeah, it's called DC Universe Infinite.
01:30:14
werthersoriginal
Yeah, I'm in.
01:30:16
Dick VanMeat
I might i might i might just fucking do it.
01:30:17
Steve-O
I'll download it right now.
01:30:18
Dick VanMeat
Fuck it.
01:30:18
werthersoriginal
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
01:30:19
DeeBo
i'm I'm curious how it ties to, how it compares to the Marvel Unlimited app.
01:30:22
Steve-O
Hey, you can download it on Apple TV.
01:30:22
Dick VanMeat
Is this how it is? you Marvel's dead? Is Marvel dead?
01:30:25
werthersoriginal
Whoa.
01:30:26
Dick VanMeat
Marvel might be dead, Devin.
01:30:27
DeeBo
no
01:30:27
Dick VanMeat
I'm sorry.
01:30:28
Steve-O
If I could watch these like a show, if I could watch comics like a show on my TV.
01:30:28
DeeBo
Wait,
01:30:28
werthersoriginal
DC Unlimited?
01:30:31
DeeBo
Wait, why? it
01:30:32
werthersoriginal
unlimited
01:30:32
DeeBo
I missed, wait, why is Marvel dead? I missed that part.
01:30:35
Dick VanMeat
Because we're just... We're talking about buying fucking DC Comics again. we When was the last time we talked about...
01:30:38
DeeBo
Oh, okay.
01:30:40
Dick VanMeat
I know, but when was last time we wanted that?
01:30:40
Steve-O
I'm just saying. Yeah,
01:30:41
DeeBo
I mean, Marvel marvel has Marvel Unlimited.
01:30:44
Steve-O
yeah like
01:30:44
DeeBo
I have that.
01:30:46
Dick VanMeat
I'm just saying.
01:30:47
Steve-O
yeah come on.
01:30:47
DeeBo
but Oh, yeah, truly, absolutely.
01:30:47
Dick VanMeat
now
01:30:50
Steve-O
We're all about absolute now, baby.
01:30:50
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, there's no abs to that. Yeah, there's no there's no fat boy there's no fat boy Iron Man.
01:30:52
Steve-O
Ultimate's dead.
01:30:55
Dick VanMeat
Colin was like fat boy Batman, right?
01:30:56
DeeBo
Yeah, it's true.
01:30:57
Dick VanMeat
I don't think so.
01:30:58
DeeBo
Well, you know, because everybody hates Paul or whatever, cuck Paul.
01:31:02
Steve-O
Paul Massey.
01:31:03
werthersoriginal
Cockball!
01:31:03
DeeBo
No, but in Spider-Man, dude, there's this is character, Paul, everybody fucking hates Paul.
01:31:06
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. The guy who's dating Mary Jane now, right?
01:31:10
DeeBo
Yeah, and Peter's like, I love Paul. I want to be his best friend. And everybody's like, you should fucking hate Paul, dude.
01:31:13
Dick VanMeat
Oh, he's a cuck. Oh.
01:31:16
DeeBo
Paul fucking sucks.
01:31:17
Dick VanMeat
Wait, but is he is is is Peter with with Gwen now? Isn't Gwen alive now in 6 on 6?
01:31:20
DeeBo
No, no. he's just He's just naturally, you know, he's just going to be permanently single. That's kind of the whole deal with him.
01:31:26
Dick VanMeat
What? Who's writing this?
01:31:27
DeeBo
it's Yeah, dude.
01:31:28
Dick VanMeat
Bendis would never.
01:31:30
DeeBo
I think it's, I don't know.
01:31:30
Steve-O
Just 30 days.
01:31:32
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, so if we get this, Chris, like what are we reading?
01:31:33
DeeBo
Peter David, maybe? No. Oh, rest in peace. Peter David.
01:31:36
werthersoriginal
I'm getting it. I'm getting it right now. I'm signing up.
01:31:38
Dick VanMeat
What are we reading, dude?
01:31:39
DeeBo
Wow.
01:31:40
Dick VanMeat
Let me see. Tell me what what's on the homework list.
01:31:41
werthersoriginal
I'm reading. If the absolute Batman's on there, i email already exists.
01:31:46
DeeBo
Oh, shit.
01:31:47
Steve-O
Oh, that might be your old stuff.
01:31:47
DeeBo
Oh, you know what? This is when you guys all signed up for the fucking Titan.
01:31:48
Dick VanMeat
I just logged in.
01:31:51
werthersoriginal
God damn.
01:31:51
DeeBo
Do you remember the app?
01:31:51
Dick VanMeat
ah just look just logged in.
01:31:52
werthersoriginal
They got
01:31:53
Steve-O
Oh, it's like Titan!
01:31:55
werthersoriginal
They got me.
01:31:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:31:56
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, one week one week free trial.
01:32:00
werthersoriginal
I don't think I'm going to be able to get it.
01:32:00
Dick VanMeat
Then $12.99. No, I
01:32:01
werthersoriginal
um' already in here.
01:32:02
DeeBo
Yeah, Chris isn't going to get the one week. I don't think I will.
01:32:04
Steve-O
Week's over.
01:32:05
Dick VanMeat
i just logged in. let It lets you, as long as you log in.
01:32:09
werthersoriginal
I don't remember my password.
01:32:11
DeeBo
right. Well, while you guys are figuring that out, let's see what else.
01:32:14
Steve-O
Fiddle in our fiddle sticks.
01:32:15
DeeBo
Yeah. Well, you fiddling your sticks.
01:32:17
Steve-O
ah
01:32:18
werthersoriginal
Filling my dick.
01:32:18
DeeBo
um
01:32:19
werthersoriginal
Dick hole stick.
01:32:20
DeeBo
Also kind of fun news. ah Blooper went from like whatever to like, they're making like four games at a time. Silent Hill to remake studio is remaking the original silent hill game.
01:32:32
DeeBo
Now ah that's pretty cool because that's a really good game.
01:32:33
Steve-O
Yes.
01:32:37
Steve-O
That is a really good game.
01:32:37
DeeBo
That, that re silent to remake really good.
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01:32:41
DeeBo
And yeah,
01:32:42
Steve-O
Speaking of which, I think it is rumored that this year they are going to release the ah the DLC starring Maria for Silent Hill 2.
01:32:54
DeeBo
them were
01:32:54
werthersoriginal
Interesting.
01:32:55
Steve-O
The Made from a Dream, I think it was called, which released on the Xbox.
01:32:57
DeeBo
Oh, I never knew about this. Huh.
01:33:04
DeeBo
Interesting.
01:33:05
werthersoriginal
Don't tell Tim.
01:33:05
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:33:05
werthersoriginal
Don't tell Tim. Don't tell Tim.
01:33:07
DeeBo
I did not know about that.
01:33:08
werthersoriginal
He'll have to get it.
01:33:09
DeeBo
I didn't know. Is that get any good? Or is that like garbage? Does anyone know?
01:33:13
Steve-O
Uh, no, no, it's good. It's, it's necessary. I'm not going to say it's anywhere near the quality of Ada's DLC. Um, but the Maria DLC gives you more information on Maria.
01:33:21
DeeBo
Maria DLCs.
01:33:24
DeeBo
I had no idea about this. Born from a wish. Huh.
01:33:32
Steve-O
But yeah, that's, that's a rumored release that's supposed to come out this year.
01:33:34
DeeBo
That'd be pretty. so
01:33:36
Steve-O
I wouldn't be surprised if it was sometime near October, you know, give us something to get scared about.
01:33:39
DeeBo
Yeah. Uh, also listen, guys, I get it, but I'm just going to say, this is just some feel good news. Uh, it's baseballs to announced lot of the cast is locked in.
01:33:53
werthersoriginal
Oh, they got John Candy.
01:33:55
Dick VanMeat
They got Century.
01:33:55
DeeBo
John Candy's in it.
01:33:55
Steve-O
Oh.
01:33:57
Dick VanMeat
They got Bill Pullman's son to to to be in it, too.
01:33:58
Steve-O
Oh.
01:33:59
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. They got Bill Pullman's son.
01:34:01
werthersoriginal
Okay.
01:34:02
DeeBo
Louis Pullman's going to play his son.
01:34:02
werthersoriginal
You got John Candy's son in this?
01:34:05
DeeBo
Does John Candy have a son?
01:34:06
Steve-O
Oh.
01:34:07
Dick VanMeat
Damn. Savage.
01:34:09
Steve-O
Yeah, Tom Candy.
01:34:09
Dick VanMeat
John Candy's in it?
01:34:09
DeeBo
Hey, when you hear my low effort joke that got way too many laughs about Spaceballs 2, somebody said, is Barf going to be it?
01:34:10
Dick VanMeat
Where's John Candy?
01:34:17
Steve-O
What's that?
01:34:20
DeeBo
was like, yeah, son's going to be in it. What's his name? Burp? And then it got howled, dude.
01:34:25
Dick VanMeat
That got in laughs.
01:34:27
werthersoriginal
I'm going to leave.
01:34:28
DeeBo
was like, what's his name going to be? Fucking burp? And then I was like, well.
01:34:32
werthersoriginal
It said the right way, but the way you said it there.
01:34:33
Dick VanMeat
Where were Were you in a, were you in like a retirement home, Devin? Were these a bunch of old, like 90 year olds?
01:34:37
DeeBo
No, I was with i with my friends. I was with my friends. We were hanging out after the movie.
01:34:42
Dick VanMeat
I don't know.
01:34:42
DeeBo
After the Phoenician scheme.
01:34:42
Dick VanMeat
I wouldn't have laughed at that.
01:34:44
DeeBo
ah Listen, I will say, to Galani's point, gaanddi for ah Chris's point,
01:34:45
Dick VanMeat
would have, me and Chris, me and Chris would have spit on you. We would have spit on you if you said that.
01:34:49
Steve-O
I would patted you on the back and say, wrap it up.
01:34:50
Dick VanMeat
Well,
01:34:50
DeeBo
delivering The it was almost all delivery. It was the way I said it.
01:34:55
Steve-O
Wait, do it for us then.
01:34:55
werthersoriginal
Yeah, you got to deliver it.
01:34:55
DeeBo
No,
01:34:56
Steve-O
Say it take the way you said
01:34:56
Dick VanMeat
What's up, man? Burp?
01:34:57
werthersoriginal
You got to deliver it.
01:34:58
DeeBo
okay
01:34:58
werthersoriginal
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you got to do it.
01:35:00
Steve-O
Really?
01:35:00
DeeBo
you can't put me in a box like this. It's impossible to recreate. But yeah, it was something like...
01:35:06
werthersoriginal
I got a naval fucking burp. No, that's not a good start.
01:35:08
DeeBo
it isn't
01:35:08
Dick VanMeat
What's up, man? Burp? ah Yeah, i don't know, dude.
01:35:10
werthersoriginal
a
01:35:11
Steve-O
yeah know guys, i i I also told a really good joke the other day too, but I can't recreate it, so...
01:35:13
Dick VanMeat
I don't know.
01:35:18
DeeBo
Yeah, my girlfriend's in Canada.
01:35:19
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. You can't put me on the spot like this.
01:35:22
DeeBo
She's Canada. No, listen, I told you the joke. I told you the joke.
01:35:25
Steve-O
ah My joke's and my joke in Canada right now.
01:35:27
DeeBo
i
01:35:27
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but say it say it like how you said it at the at the the function you were at.
01:35:28
werthersoriginal
the
01:35:30
DeeBo
I think it it was probably it was literally probably like, wo it was like, i hate this.
01:35:34
werthersoriginal
oh that's not a good
01:35:35
Dick VanMeat
No, do it.
01:35:35
DeeBo
I hate this so much.
01:35:36
Dick VanMeat
Finish it.
01:35:36
werthersoriginal
That's not a good start, though.
01:35:37
DeeBo
a
01:35:37
Dick VanMeat
Finish it, Devon.
01:35:38
Steve-O
Finish it.
01:35:39
Dick VanMeat
Finish it.
01:35:39
Steve-O
Finish it.
01:35:41
DeeBo
ah No, it
01:35:41
Dick VanMeat
Make us entertain us, Devon.
01:35:43
DeeBo
Yeah, make me laugh.
01:35:43
Dick VanMeat
Make us laugh.
01:35:43
DeeBo
I want to laugh right now.
01:35:44
Dick VanMeat
Make us laugh.
01:35:45
DeeBo
Wow, that was really bad. The point is, its it was a very low effort joke and it it it crushed.
01:35:49
Steve-O
ah ah
01:35:52
DeeBo
And I was like, god damn it. Fucking so mad.
01:35:55
Dick VanMeat
God damn it. The people The people that I'm with have have no sense of so no good sense of humor that this is making them laugh.
01:36:02
DeeBo
like i was I was both happy, but also like, god damn it. i've said way funny I've said way more things that are much more funny.
01:36:05
werthersoriginal
Resigned.
01:36:09
DeeBo
and then
01:36:09
werthersoriginal
It happens to the best of us, don't worry.
01:36:11
DeeBo
ah But yeah. it was It was probably something along lines of, yeah.
01:36:12
werthersoriginal
Pearls before swine.
01:36:14
DeeBo
i was like, well, what's it going to be? yeah Fucking burp? Knee slap.
01:36:19
Steve-O
Was that how you said it right there? you said it like a little quip?
01:36:20
werthersoriginal
We're gonna be a I ain't gonna be a burp.
01:36:21
DeeBo
I think something like, yeah, like a little quip. A little quip.
01:36:25
werthersoriginal
Gonna be a burp.
01:36:25
Dick VanMeat
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? See, that's funny.
01:36:26
Steve-O
Is it going to be a bear?
01:36:27
Dick VanMeat
That's funny. That's funny.
01:36:27
DeeBo
um but like but Yeah.
01:36:28
werthersoriginal
Ha ha
01:36:29
Dick VanMeat
oh yeah
01:36:30
DeeBo
he wasn it it wasnt
01:36:31
Dick VanMeat
yeah
01:36:31
DeeBo
It wasn't like, oh, barf more like burf.
01:36:32
werthersoriginal
ha ha
01:36:34
DeeBo
It wasn't that.
01:36:35
Steve-O
And they were like, they were like, oh, oh,
01:36:36
DeeBo
wasn't that.
01:36:36
werthersoriginal
yeah
01:36:38
Dick VanMeat
funny that's funny ray that's funny
01:36:42
werthersoriginal
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:36:48
Steve-O
Ho, ho, ho, Gandalf!
01:36:50
DeeBo
tell you.
01:36:51
Dick VanMeat
Do you do stand-off, Devin?
01:36:51
DeeBo
This why don't tell you guys anything. This is why I don't tell you guys anything.
01:36:53
Dick VanMeat
Do you do stand-off? You should do stand-off, Devin.
01:36:56
Steve-O
Devin, you should go to the Apollo!
01:36:59
DeeBo
guys I told you it wasn't funny. I prefaced this with this was not funny.
01:37:02
Dick VanMeat
You should do stand-off, Devin.
01:37:05
werthersoriginal
You know what's funny, Devin?
01:37:05
Steve-O
ah
01:37:06
werthersoriginal
If if you probably wouldn't have said it wasn't funny, you probably would have got ah like a little bit of a response out of us.
01:37:12
Steve-O
yeah
01:37:12
werthersoriginal
But you set yourself up for failure, man.
01:37:15
DeeBo
Yeah, I did. You know what? Let flood the audience decide.
01:37:17
Steve-O
Be more confident. Be more confident in yourself, Devon.
01:37:19
DeeBo
You know what? No, I'll be honest. I thought about just trying it out on you guys. I wasn't confident.
01:37:26
werthersoriginal
You got to put your best foot forward.
01:37:26
DeeBo
I wasn't confident.
01:37:26
Dick VanMeat
Dude, I really, yeah, I probably would have, yeah i would have said something vulgar to you.
01:37:30
werthersoriginal
had a few stinkers on here.
01:37:31
DeeBo
Yes.
01:37:32
Steve-O
Wait, okay, okay.
01:37:32
werthersoriginal
I've had a few silent moments.
01:37:34
Steve-O
The rest of us all need to try and ah just immediately come up with an improv Spaceballs 2 joke.
01:37:34
werthersoriginal
You just get over it.
01:37:41
werthersoriginal
Oh, man.
01:37:41
Steve-O
Right now.
01:37:42
werthersoriginal
i have a how to train your dragon joke.
01:37:44
Steve-O
Chris, three, two, one. Joke.
01:37:46
werthersoriginal
ah i how More like how to drain your dragon.
01:37:49
Dick VanMeat
What's, what's, ah what's, yeah, what's, what's,
01:37:52
Steve-O
Not bad. Not bad.
01:37:54
Dick VanMeat
There you That's a good one, Chris.
01:37:56
Steve-O
that's like That's a really good one, Chris.
01:37:56
werthersoriginal
Yeah. that's so That's what I had.
01:37:58
Steve-O
I really like that.
01:37:59
werthersoriginal
On short notice, I don't have a Spaceballs 2 one, though.
01:38:02
Dick VanMeat
That's pretty good.
01:38:03
Steve-O
John, you got a Spaceballs 2 one?
01:38:04
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, what's Phil Hartman's son's name going to be Donk instead of Dink? See? It works when I do it.
01:38:16
DeeBo
yeah well fuck you guys how about that I sure hope you think Pete
01:38:20
Steve-O
Mel Brooks?
01:38:20
werthersoriginal
All right.
01:38:21
Steve-O
I thought that guy was dead!
01:38:24
werthersoriginal
All of his friends are, though. All of his friends are, though.
01:38:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:38:28
Dick VanMeat
Rick Moranis? More like Rick Moranis, am I right? Ha ha ha ha
01:38:32
werthersoriginal
Maybe somebody should punch that guy in the face again.
01:38:34
Steve-O
Oh, fuck you, Chris. Come on, man. Too soon, dude. What the fuck?
01:38:39
werthersoriginal
Sorry. I'm sorry.
01:38:41
Steve-O
Goddamn. Fucking show some respect.
01:38:46
Steve-O
God, not everything's fucking nine eleven Andrew Dice Clay bullshit.
01:38:51
werthersoriginal
sorry, everyone. I didn't mean that. I really like Chris Moran.
01:38:53
Dick VanMeat
my my My issue is, like, what's the relationship between bur barf and burp, though? Like, how does the like what's the correlation there?
01:38:59
werthersoriginal
Oh, no.
01:38:59
Dick VanMeat
Because it just doesn't...
01:39:00
werthersoriginal
We're back on this again.
01:39:01
Dick VanMeat
They're not, like... Like, yeah, they're they're kind of related, but, like, they're not, like, directly correlated to each other. but Burping and barfing is...
01:39:07
DeeBo
what What should his name be, John? Shit?
01:39:09
werthersoriginal
Shit.
01:39:09
Dick VanMeat
I don't know. I'm just saying. mean...
01:39:11
DeeBo
Yeah, shit.
01:39:12
werthersoriginal
It should be shit, yeah.
01:39:13
Dick VanMeat
I mean... but
01:39:15
Steve-O
chart
01:39:15
DeeBo
yeah yeah i
01:39:16
Dick VanMeat
i
01:39:16
werthersoriginal
We're short, yeah.
01:39:18
DeeBo
ah Fuck you, dude. Burp is way better than shit, I'm just saying.
01:39:21
Steve-O
Fuck you, dude.
01:39:24
werthersoriginal
it That's a character in a movie named Shit.
01:39:26
Dick VanMeat
All I was saying is like, it's not really like...
01:39:26
DeeBo
They both come out of your face. They both start with a B.
01:39:30
werthersoriginal
yeah
01:39:31
DeeBo
Yo, I'm telling you
01:39:31
Steve-O
yeah
01:39:33
Dick VanMeat
It doesn't even seem like it's that low-hanging fruit. Like, you're still reaching for it.
01:39:35
DeeBo
you. know what are we get to do when we're sitting in the theater and his fucking name's Burt?
01:39:36
Dick VanMeat
though that That's what I'm saying.
01:39:38
Steve-O
This is good. This is good content.
01:39:41
DeeBo
What are we going to do?
01:39:42
werthersoriginal
Well, I mean, listen, it's low common denominator.
01:39:46
Dick VanMeat
a
01:39:46
werthersoriginal
If it's shit, then I know that that's a solid joke.
01:39:48
DeeBo
It won't be shit, I promise you.
01:39:53
werthersoriginal
That would be great, though. I'm saying.
01:39:56
DeeBo
Pizza the Hut, you think it was going to be Domino's?
01:39:59
Steve-O
More like DiGiorno's.
01:40:01
DeeBo
Oh, damn it. Fuck, that was way better.
01:40:05
Steve-O
Dude, I still can't believe you said that about punching Rick Moranis.
01:40:08
DeeBo
Yeah, did you?
01:40:08
werthersoriginal
What? I mean maybe we're doing some good to get hit again.
01:40:10
Dick VanMeat
Yo, Devin, did you think did you thank your friends you think your friends laughed laughed at it because they felt bad?
01:40:12
Steve-O
Oh my God.
01:40:17
DeeBo
No, no, it was ah it was a legit zinger.
01:40:18
Dick VanMeat
It was real?
01:40:19
DeeBo
It was a zinger, dude, yeah. It zipped.
01:40:22
Steve-O
You are the funny guy though, Devin.
01:40:23
Dick VanMeat
like they like Like they put you...
01:40:24
werthersoriginal
the funny guy, Devin.
01:40:25
Dick VanMeat
ah yeah maybe Yeah, maybe it was just like...
01:40:27
DeeBo
I'm going to shoot all of you.
01:40:27
Dick VanMeat
i don't know. Maybe...
01:40:29
Steve-O
ah
01:40:30
Dick VanMeat
Maybe you maybe you had food ah yeah maybe you had food on your face.
01:40:31
DeeBo
ah
01:40:31
werthersoriginal
We're giving you a comment!
01:40:33
Steve-O
I'm going to hit you harder than Rick Moranis. You keep this up.
01:40:35
DeeBo
one Yeah, maybe maybe I just had a booger they all laughed at that.
01:40:37
Dick VanMeat
Maybe you had food on your face, Devin. You know?
01:40:42
werthersoriginal
Yeah. would.
01:40:43
Steve-O
Whoa! that a booger?
01:40:45
Dick VanMeat
yeah you
01:40:48
DeeBo
um
01:40:48
werthersoriginal
I would.
01:40:49
Dick VanMeat
Like, you know what would actually be funny?
01:40:49
DeeBo
but
01:40:50
werthersoriginal
would.
01:40:52
Dick VanMeat
Did you burp while you were saying burp?
01:40:54
DeeBo
no, I should have.
01:40:54
werthersoriginal
Oh, man.
01:40:55
Steve-O
Oh, that would have been killer, dude.
01:40:55
DeeBo
No, that wouldn't.
01:40:56
Dick VanMeat
See, yeah.
01:40:57
DeeBo
They'd still be laughing.
01:40:58
werthersoriginal
Delivery, man.
01:40:58
Dick VanMeat
Yeah,
01:40:58
werthersoriginal
It's all about delivery. It's all about delivery.
01:41:00
DeeBo
ha ha ha!
01:41:01
werthersoriginal
It's all about delivery.
01:41:03
DeeBo
Oh, fuck.
01:41:04
werthersoriginal
That would have been way better.
01:41:05
DeeBo
I didn't think of that. Sorry. I didn't have 20 minutes to workshop it.
01:41:06
Dick VanMeat
have just let the moment
01:41:08
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:41:11
DeeBo
Yeah, you know what?
01:41:13
werthersoriginal
Oh, Lord.
01:41:14
DeeBo
I'll accept.
01:41:16
DeeBo
i didn't have twenty minutes at the workshop
01:41:19
Dick VanMeat
oh man
01:41:21
werthersoriginal
You should have never even said this.
01:41:21
Dick VanMeat
ah
01:41:23
werthersoriginal
This is your fault, Kevin.
01:41:24
DeeBo
yeah you know what
01:41:24
werthersoriginal
More than anything. You should never even brought it
01:41:25
Dick VanMeat
yeah
01:41:26
DeeBo
ah it's ah
01:41:26
Dick VanMeat
should have just let the moment be happy in your head for the rest of your life hidden from us.
01:41:31
DeeBo
i i just I should have never told my French about this.
01:41:35
werthersoriginal
Yeah, no. Nope.
01:41:36
DeeBo
Fuck.
01:41:37
werthersoriginal
Not here. Not here. It's not a safe place.
01:41:38
Steve-O
Not here. This is not a safe space.
01:41:40
Dick VanMeat
Oh man, that's fucking funny.
01:41:42
DeeBo
this is not Yeah, that's fair.
01:41:42
werthersoriginal
yeah
01:41:44
DeeBo
Yeah, it's on me. I'll take that one.
01:41:47
Dick VanMeat
That's actually pretty fucking hilarious to be honest.
01:41:49
werthersoriginal
Oh my. wo I'm crying over here.
01:41:50
DeeBo
God damn it. Well, there's also that...
01:41:52
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:41:53
werthersoriginal
Excuse me.
01:41:53
DeeBo
ah wait. So, okay. um I unfortunately... caught this. I saw this way late in the day, so I was boned. But John, you so you got...
01:42:05
DeeBo
John and Chris, you both got early access tickets to Superman?
01:42:09
werthersoriginal
Yeah, dude. course.
01:42:11
Dick VanMeat
They were like, okay, so this is the thing.
01:42:13
werthersoriginal
You didn't?
01:42:13
Dick VanMeat
i knew there were i knew they were going up that day, but everybody was saying it's going to go up at noon, right?
01:42:13
DeeBo
Yeah. No!
01:42:17
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:42:21
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
01:42:23
Dick VanMeat
So i was telling this to these guys before you got on earlier tonight. but um So I woke up at like 7 a.m. because that's just how it is sometimes. And I was doom scrolling on Twitter, and they showed like you know the little Fandango commercial that they had ah you know with the girl playing with the suit.
01:42:40
Dick VanMeat
ah being Superman. You know, you did you watch that little, yeah, the cute little thing?
01:42:42
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:42:42
werthersoriginal
Yeah. Of course.
01:42:43
DeeBo
Don't
01:42:45
Dick VanMeat
And they were like, yeah, here's, this is so wholesome.
01:42:47
DeeBo
like how you said that, no.
01:42:48
Dick VanMeat
Tickets on sale now. Yeah, and like, it said tickets on sale now, but that tweet was was posted at like 4am.
01:42:56
DeeBo
Mm, okay.
01:42:57
Dick VanMeat
so I was like, oh no!
01:42:57
werthersoriginal
What?
01:42:58
Dick VanMeat
i was, ah yeah, I've, like, I was about to like fucking, I was about to barf. I was about to barf.
Ticket Booking Adventures and Spoiler Concerns
01:43:05
DeeBo
You better...
01:43:05
Dick VanMeat
And I was about to, was about to, but I,
01:43:05
DeeBo
me
01:43:07
Steve-O
Let's get a burn
01:43:09
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. So like I went on and like the way it is, is that it's on Fandango. And when you go into Fandango, then you got to log in to your Amazon account to prove that you're a Prime member.
01:43:20
Dick VanMeat
And then they let you purchase the tickets on Fandango. Right.
01:43:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:43:24
Dick VanMeat
So I go on. This is at like eight or nine a.m. ah go on and um Sam had left for work already, but i but I tried to purchase the tickets and it's making me.
01:43:36
Dick VanMeat
do a two-factor authentication with my Amazon account. So it sends an email to my email that's on Amazon's file, which is my old college email, which doesn't fucking exist anymore.
01:43:45
DeeBo
e Oh, no.
01:43:51
Dick VanMeat
So I start fucking sweating. I send the link to Sam. I'm like, you need to fucking pull over and do this right now because I can't do it. and But then i like I just went on my computer, went signed into my Amazon account, and then changed my email address on Amazon and then I did it and and was able to do it from there and there was like there was like barely any seats left so I picked up two yeah picked up two and then um posted the link on on discord and um that was that yeah and then Chris Chris ended up getting one
01:44:22
DeeBo
What, wait, what? So wait, what?
01:44:23
werthersoriginal
Yeah, you said you saved my bacon, John. I wouldn't have...
01:44:26
DeeBo
So what day are you seeing at the eighth?
01:44:28
Dick VanMeat
July 8th in IMAX at Cherry Hill
01:44:30
Steve-O
who
01:44:30
werthersoriginal
2A, baby.
01:44:31
DeeBo
here That's some Tuesday. dude.
01:44:34
Dick VanMeat
That's three days before the movie comes out. But I think you can get tickets for the 10th if you need to.
01:44:38
werthersoriginal
Yeah, we're going to spoil it for everybody.
01:44:38
Steve-O
damn
01:44:42
Dick VanMeat
need to
01:44:43
werthersoriginal
We're going to spoil it because we're Schneider Bros.
01:44:43
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, probably. It's just, I'll be honest, I clicked it and it was like no viewings. And I was like, that's fair. Because at that point it was like four in the afternoon. And I was like, no way I was going to get this.
01:44:56
werthersoriginal
I'll see it again. Don't worry. It's probably going to be a banger.
01:44:58
DeeBo
Yeah, whatever.
01:44:59
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, i was thinking about I was thinking about getting the fucking fan pack where where it gives you a bunch of stuff and gets you tickets for the 11th, too. Just because I'll probably want to see it again, too. Or it could suck, and then you'll never hear me talk about the movie at all.
01:45:13
werthersoriginal
Yeah, if if me and John don't bring anything up, then I think you know how it went.
01:45:13
Dick VanMeat
Ever. i want I won't even talk about it.
01:45:17
werthersoriginal
Oh. Hmm.
01:45:18
DeeBo
Wait, John, are you going to see with us again? You're like, ah i I got a thing to do.
01:45:22
Dick VanMeat
oh Yeah, i got a thing, guys.
01:45:23
werthersoriginal
Hmm.
01:45:24
DeeBo
Oh, no, dude.
01:45:24
Dick VanMeat
i'm not
01:45:24
Steve-O
Have
01:45:26
werthersoriginal
I mean, you should do that on your own.
01:45:26
Dick VanMeat
Have fun, though. Have fun.
01:45:28
DeeBo
we yeah well
01:45:28
Dick VanMeat
Have fun.
01:45:28
Steve-O
fun. You're really going to love this scene.
01:45:31
werthersoriginal
yeah
01:45:31
Dick VanMeat
yeah
01:45:32
werthersoriginal
Yeah, you got to do that one by yourself. All
01:45:36
DeeBo
o
01:45:37
Dick VanMeat
But um I'm like...
01:45:38
DeeBo
Yikes.
01:45:38
werthersoriginal
right.
01:45:39
Dick VanMeat
um Yeah, because I kind of wanted to like make it a make it a point to try and see it early. Or at least... like I was telling Sam like if we didn't get these early tickets for the couple days before, then I would like to take off on the day comes out and see it as early as possible.
01:45:59
Dick VanMeat
Because I'm kind of kind of scared that the Snyder the snyder guys are going to fucking go nuts and spoil everything. I'm already seeing some stuff that looks like it might be leaks.
01:46:08
DeeBo
I read that.
01:46:10
werthersoriginal
Oh no.
01:46:10
Dick VanMeat
You saw that too?
01:46:10
DeeBo
Oh, no. ah No, I read that Snyderverse trash post.
01:46:15
werthersoriginal
That threat.
01:46:16
DeeBo
they're like We're going to spoil it.
01:46:16
Dick VanMeat
Oh, they're like, let's all buy the tickets and whatever.
01:46:17
DeeBo
Let's all buy the tickets to give a bad raise to spoil it.
01:46:21
Steve-O
Thank
01:46:23
DeeBo
Because we're the worst.
01:46:23
Dick VanMeat
So bad.
01:46:25
werthersoriginal
Oh, it'll be so funny.
01:46:26
Dick VanMeat
like there is that's is that real or is that is that a troll?
01:46:26
werthersoriginal
it
01:46:28
DeeBo
Dude, I mean, you know, I mean, it is my burner, but...
01:46:29
Dick VanMeat
that actually Snyder guy?
01:46:29
werthersoriginal
Who knows, man.
01:46:34
werthersoriginal
Oh, I knew it It's why you can't see this movie before us.
01:46:38
DeeBo
i will
01:46:38
Dick VanMeat
yeah that's why we have to prevent you from...
01:46:39
DeeBo
I will say, even though I like to dunk very often, there's always generally somebody real quick that's like, God, you guys are the fucking worst.
01:46:49
DeeBo
Like, in in that subreddit, there's always somebody who's like, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
01:46:51
werthersoriginal
Yeah, there's always somebody.
01:46:56
DeeBo
So...
01:46:56
werthersoriginal
I like it when it's outside of like the whole spectrum of like Superman movie fans and stuff.
01:47:02
DeeBo
Yeah, they're just like,
01:47:03
werthersoriginal
It's just some random person. like You guys are awful.
01:47:06
DeeBo
You guys fucking suck, dude. ah So i will say there's that. Let me see if it's there still. James Gunn responded to that.
01:47:18
DeeBo
ah He's like, LOL, I think we'll survive.
01:47:22
werthersoriginal
Yeah, Joe.
01:47:22
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:47:22
Dick VanMeat
Wow, really? That's actually kind of funny.
01:47:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:47:24
Dick VanMeat
I mean, to be honest, though, he probably shouldn't be engaging with those people at all. He should just act like they don't exist.
01:47:28
DeeBo
No, like somebody asked him, they're like did you see this? what Are you going to anything about it He's like, I think we'll be fine. I don't want to have to deal with that.
01:47:35
Dick VanMeat
pretty funny.
01:47:36
DeeBo
um Yeah, now, of course, now I can't find it. But who was it? It was a tricky food. Five, seven, five, seven.
01:47:46
DeeBo
Worst dude in the world.
01:47:46
werthersoriginal
That guy is great. Well, big guy.
01:47:49
DeeBo
Stand up and fight. Stand up.
01:47:52
Dick VanMeat
Alright, Chris, I started i started reading All-Star Superman on my ah DC Universe Infinite right now.
01:48:01
Dick VanMeat
Just to see how it looks on my phone.
01:48:05
werthersoriginal
For some reason.
01:48:05
Steve-O
There's something called like the Go Edition, which is...
01:48:08
Dick VanMeat
Dude, so yeah, can we talk can we talk about that um that that last trailer that they put out for like the go-get-your-tickets?
01:48:15
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:48:16
Dick VanMeat
cause this caught Dude, Lex is kind of savage, huh?
01:48:20
werthersoriginal
Yeah, like that.
01:48:21
Dick VanMeat
He's like, who are you? He was like, somebody put, this is actually kind of funny. Somebody posted the scene in Mission Impossible 3 when, when, uh, when, uh, Davian is talking to to Ethan Hunt and he's just like, you got a girlfriend?
01:48:35
Dick VanMeat
You got a wife? What's your name? And they're like, this is like literally the same energy as this Lex, which is pretty funny.
01:48:36
DeeBo
Dude.
01:48:39
DeeBo
Dude, I'll be honest. I was ah so so stupid. I was at the gym and I was just looking up YouTube shorts. And that came on and I was in the middle of a fairly intense set.
01:48:51
DeeBo
The whole quote with Ethan Hunt. And he's like, you got a girlfriend waiting for one? I'm going to hurt her. I was like, oh my god, this is such a good fucking scene.
01:49:00
werthersoriginal
yeah
01:49:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, it is.
01:49:00
DeeBo
And it like played it played like four times as I'm working out.
01:49:01
Dick VanMeat
you're just getting pumped Shut fuck up. Shut Shut Shut
01:49:04
DeeBo
And I was like, this is fun being
01:49:04
Dick VanMeat
Shut Shut Shut
01:49:05
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:49:06
Dick VanMeat
up. Shut
01:49:06
DeeBo
I'm just pumped up to fucking let the Philip Seymour up and threaten to murder women.
01:49:06
Dick VanMeat
Shut Shut Shut up. up. Shut up. Shut
01:49:09
werthersoriginal
you know what's funny I have a another Philip Seymour Hoffman scene that gets me pumped up for the gym and that's where he just goes fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you fuck you fuck fuck fuck shut the fuck up shut up shut shut fuck fuck shut
01:49:10
Dick VanMeat
Shut
01:49:10
DeeBo
and
01:49:10
Dick VanMeat
Shut Shut up. Shut up. up.
01:49:14
Dick VanMeat
Shut Shut up. Shut up. Shut Shut Shut Shut
01:49:17
DeeBo
Shut the fuck up.
01:49:17
Dick VanMeat
Shut Shut up.
01:49:18
DeeBo
before
01:49:18
Dick VanMeat
up. Shut up. Shut Shut up. Shut up. up. up. Shut up. up. up. Shut up. up. Shut Shut Shut Shut Shut up. Shut Shut Shut up. Shut up. Shut Shut Shut Shut up. up. I can't believe he's gone. That's so sad.
01:49:31
DeeBo
I know, it's a bummer, dude.
01:49:31
werthersoriginal
I know. I miss him.
01:49:32
Dick VanMeat
It's really sad.
01:49:33
werthersoriginal
He was incredible talent,
Admiration and Criticism in Movie Industry
01:49:35
werthersoriginal
man. He was great in just about everything he was in. And it's sad.
01:49:38
Dick VanMeat
Because I watched Capote fairly recently. like Maybe a couple years ago. and He was fucking amazing in that.
01:49:45
werthersoriginal
I watch The Master like once every three months for some reason.
01:49:47
Dick VanMeat
The Master is amazing, dude.
01:49:49
werthersoriginal
And she yeah, just those two, him, Phoenix and him are just just wonderful together.
01:49:49
Dick VanMeat
That's just such a good movie, too.
01:49:57
werthersoriginal
It's just some of the best acting I've ever seen in my life. It is unbelievably good. Yeah, that movie is awesome. I watch it all the time.
01:50:06
Dick VanMeat
So you're saying Philip Seymour Hoffman probably would have made a good Lex Luthor too? Probably.
01:50:10
werthersoriginal
oh Oh, yes.
01:50:11
DeeBo
Oh, man.
01:50:13
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:50:13
DeeBo
yeah Yes.
01:50:16
Dick VanMeat
He would just play like Owen Davian from Mission Impossible 3.
01:50:16
DeeBo
What's...
01:50:16
werthersoriginal
Yes.
01:50:19
Dick VanMeat
But yeah, so like Lex is like, who are your parents? Like who raised you? Because I'll kill them too. i was like oh my god, dude.
01:50:25
werthersoriginal
He's very contemptuous, which I like.
01:50:25
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:50:27
werthersoriginal
There's a lot of contempt in his voice of him.
01:50:29
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, dude.
01:50:31
werthersoriginal
I like that. I like a villain that's like just this hates this person so much. It's just poison.
01:50:37
Dick VanMeat
But the fucking... Where he's... Where he fucking... Him and Crypto had the little shake and bake moment where Crypto rips that dude's helmet off and he punches the teeth out.
01:50:44
DeeBo
Oh, yeah. He punches.
01:50:48
Dick VanMeat
And now there's a problem with being punched teeth.
01:50:51
DeeBo
Yeah, who actually complained about that?
01:50:52
Dick VanMeat
I fucking...
01:50:53
DeeBo
Because i was like...
01:50:53
Dick VanMeat
There's this famous movie reviewer, Grace Randolph, on Twitter.
01:50:58
DeeBo
Oh, she stinks, dude.
01:50:58
Dick VanMeat
I was like...
01:50:59
DeeBo
I know about her.
01:51:00
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, and she was like... She was like, Superman would never do this. He would show cons constraint. Like, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:51:06
DeeBo
It's just team.
01:51:06
werthersoriginal
Because it's fun, Grace!
01:51:06
Dick VanMeat
blah
01:51:07
DeeBo
That's so fun.
01:51:09
Dick VanMeat
No, but also, it's like, it's if it's like if he was' if he was going all out, like, you're assuming, like, wouldn't that dude's fucking head explode?
01:51:11
werthersoriginal
there you
01:51:17
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, he's already pulling back.
01:51:18
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:51:18
Dick VanMeat
Superman punches? He's already pulling back!
01:51:20
DeeBo
Also, also, dude, the goss, the hot, the hot goss there is James Gunn and Grace hate each other.
01:51:20
Dick VanMeat
He's just losing a couple of teeth! He's not losing his brain! Like, Jesus Christ!
01:51:28
DeeBo
Like, yeah, like he's, he like tweeted one time.
01:51:28
werthersoriginal
go.
01:51:29
Dick VanMeat
Oh, so there's, like, personal beef?
01:51:29
werthersoriginal
like
01:51:31
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. Yeah.
01:51:33
DeeBo
He's like, you know, grass is green, sky is blue.
01:51:36
Dick VanMeat
He embarrassed her.
01:51:38
DeeBo
Grace is full of shit on Twitter. So, you know, like, cause she's always like got a scoop and he's like, she's always full of shit.
01:51:41
Dick VanMeat
Damn.
01:51:45
Dick VanMeat
because somebody, somebody she she posted another thing where it was like, people keep sending me this, and it's not the same.
01:51:45
DeeBo
So,
01:51:50
DeeBo
oh
01:51:51
Dick VanMeat
And it's the it's the panel where Superman punches Lex in All-Star Superman, and it looks like literally the same thing. Like, it looks exactly the same.
01:51:58
DeeBo
yeah
01:51:59
Dick VanMeat
And she's like, this is not the same. And it's like, dude, because his teeth aren't flying out of his mouth? It's not the same? Like, come on.
01:52:07
DeeBo
yeah now i gotta find it yeah give me that t tweet dude i haven't looked at some trash in a while dude need this in my veins race rant yeah
01:52:08
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, here's here's the tweet. She's so annoying. She's so annoying, dude.
01:52:11
werthersoriginal
Hmm.
01:52:18
Steve-O
Yeah, I want to see this.
01:52:20
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, but here's the here's the original. She says... See, to me, I don't think Superman would ever knock someone's teeth out, but some people seem to love it.
01:52:34
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:52:34
Dick VanMeat
And then she says, oh, and I've read a lot of Superman comics. It's like, okay, sure, sure.
01:52:37
DeeBo
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
01:52:38
Dick VanMeat
Sure.
01:52:39
DeeBo
Fucking...
01:52:39
Dick VanMeat
sure
01:52:41
DeeBo
Fucking scum!
01:52:44
Dick VanMeat
But yeah, I need to look up the beef between her and James Gunn now. I'd like to see.
01:52:47
DeeBo
Yeah, it's, ah
01:52:48
Steve-O
Mm-mm.
01:52:49
Dick VanMeat
Because there's this other there's this other really loud super like a hater of of this and James Gunn. I forgot his name, which is probably a good thing. But people keep saying in the comments, like, oh, like you're just hating on it because James Gunn fucking called you out that one time and embarrassed to you.
01:53:06
Dick VanMeat
Like, oh, okay.
01:53:06
DeeBo
Yeah. orange cheese
01:53:08
Dick VanMeat
I'm like, oh, so...
01:53:09
DeeBo
She's written some Justice League Unlimited issues.
01:53:14
Dick VanMeat
Oh, she has? she's She has a...
01:53:15
DeeBo
Yeah, she has, but I mean, you know.
01:53:20
Dick VanMeat
Because Superman never punched anyone hard in those animated series, too.
01:53:21
DeeBo
Yeah. yeah
01:53:25
Dick VanMeat
Like, get the fuck out of here, dude.
01:53:26
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, so this is James Gunn's tweet. He said, the earth revolves around the sun, mothers love their children, and Grace Randolph will spout bullshit. He said this back in 2022, dude.
01:53:34
Dick VanMeat
Oh, man.
01:53:35
DeeBo
Oh,
01:53:36
Dick VanMeat
Damn, what did she say? What was she shitting on him for?
01:53:38
DeeBo
oh man, here wait here's the context. I love this.
01:53:43
Dick VanMeat
I love this too.
01:53:44
werthersoriginal
Ha ha ha ha.
01:53:45
DeeBo
So, oh, the tweet is unavailable.
01:53:46
Dick VanMeat
i mean I'm into all this.
01:53:49
DeeBo
So it has something to do with Peacemaker. I wonder if James Gunn knew the reaction was
01:53:53
Dick VanMeat
Oh, here. ah Randolph claimed that Gunn did not give Thanos a large role in Guardians of the Galaxy because he did not find the character interesting. And then Randolph said he likes to just make stuff up because... Oh no! He said she likes to make stuff up because it helps her get get clicks.
01:54:13
Dick VanMeat
And then she said something about Peacemaker.
01:54:14
DeeBo
Yeah, ah
01:54:17
Dick VanMeat
Oh, she said that Bane would appear in Peacemaker.
01:54:17
Steve-O
and
01:54:20
Dick VanMeat
And Gunn said that character does not show up at the end or anywhere and has zero lines. And then Randolph talked about how um the audience reactions were less than, man, they really went out went at each other, man.
01:54:26
werthersoriginal
Wow.
01:54:32
DeeBo
yeah dude. But no, she's, ah I've seen some of her things. um i don't agree. She's got some bad takes, for sure. you know I don't think it's worth ah you know harassing her on the internet for.
01:54:44
Dick VanMeat
She sucks.
01:54:49
werthersoriginal
Are you kidding me?
01:54:49
DeeBo
But
01:54:49
werthersoriginal
That's the whole point of the internet.
01:54:51
DeeBo
why I've definitely seen some things where I'm like, this fucking, okay, sure.
01:54:56
Dick VanMeat
Man, she she claimed that Pedro Pascal quit The Mandalorian halfway through filming the second season.
01:55:03
werthersoriginal
He's too sweaty in that helmet.
01:55:05
Dick VanMeat
What the fuck?
01:55:05
Steve-O
He's like, I need a i need a ah new job.
01:55:07
Dick VanMeat
but she just makes so She just makes stuff up, I guess.
01:55:08
werthersoriginal
guess, man.
01:55:10
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how accurate she is historically, but there's a beef, dude.
01:55:11
Dick VanMeat
So James Gunn's right. and
01:55:16
DeeBo
Wait, I'm a big fan, Grace, but come on.
01:55:17
Dick VanMeat
sam
01:55:19
DeeBo
It's clear you realize your statement is wrong. and That's fine. You don't know if this scene is comedic or not. That's just coping. You've been shown a comic where he punches blood out of someone's mouth.
01:55:26
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:55:26
DeeBo
Anything that's more graphic. Nope, still don't think Superman would punch out the teeth of a human henchman.
01:55:34
Dick VanMeat
we don't know the context of, like, these guys might be metahumans too. Like, what did she say then?
01:55:38
DeeBo
Yeah. Also, he's got to punch something.
01:55:40
Dick VanMeat
He's
01:55:42
DeeBo
Yeah, that is
Superman's Portrayal and Costume Significance
01:55:44
Dick VanMeat
gonna punch somebody! You know? Ahem.
01:55:45
DeeBo
nitpicking.
01:55:46
DeeBo
That's nitpicking for sure, dude.
01:55:49
Steve-O
and we three Do we know Grace? ah She's got any dealings in this Zack Snyder character?
01:55:56
DeeBo
Oh, man.
01:55:57
werthersoriginal
that might be his burner.
01:56:00
DeeBo
Yeah. i Yeah, this seems like it's way more. This is just like James Gunn fucking hate.
01:56:08
DeeBo
Yeah, now people are just posting pictures of me.
01:56:08
Dick VanMeat
Look, I see a lot of people trying to justify this, but deep down, you know he wouldn't do it.
01:56:09
werthersoriginal
Abate.
01:56:13
DeeBo
She says that? Dude, bro.
01:56:15
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:56:15
DeeBo
Grace.
01:56:16
Dick VanMeat
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
01:56:17
DeeBo
Bad take. As I follow you.
01:56:17
Dick VanMeat
It's Superman.
01:56:18
DeeBo
As I follow you with everything you do.
01:56:21
werthersoriginal
Oh.
01:56:21
Steve-O
Wow, someone agrees with me.
01:56:26
werthersoriginal
You think it's just going to get worse, Devin?
01:56:28
DeeBo
ah
01:56:29
werthersoriginal
you Or you hope? Which one is it?
01:56:31
DeeBo
Oh, man. No, I don't. Because, like, you know, I don't want anybody getting death threats. But I hope...
01:56:37
werthersoriginal
You said that, like, I think you were smiling when you said that.
01:56:41
DeeBo
Damn, what a terrible thing that would be.
01:56:41
werthersoriginal
Am I right?
01:56:41
Steve-O
me just turn off this recorder.
01:56:41
werthersoriginal
That's
01:56:44
Steve-O
conclusion
01:56:44
werthersoriginal
what it sounded like!
01:56:47
DeeBo
I don't want nothing like that to happen. but All I'm saying...
01:56:49
Steve-O
let me just turn off this recorder
01:56:49
werthersoriginal
Okay.
01:56:53
DeeBo
Yeah, all I'm saying is that...
01:56:53
Dick VanMeat
we just need We just need Grant Morrison to just step in and be like, actually.
01:56:57
werthersoriginal
Let me be the adult here.
01:56:58
Dick VanMeat
and then and then, yeah.
01:56:59
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:01
Dick VanMeat
Because he's done he's done that a couple times before, I think, when it came to like Batman discussions on Twitter.
01:57:01
DeeBo
Just...
01:57:06
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:07
Dick VanMeat
He's like, no, actually, Batman would never kill. You fucking idiots. Like, he basically said that.
01:57:11
werthersoriginal
He came out with ah when Man of Steel came out and he had a whole monologue about that. And so did Mark Waid.
01:57:18
Dick VanMeat
Oh, like all What did he say?
01:57:20
werthersoriginal
Did you hear Mark Waid's one? You ever hear that?
01:57:22
Dick VanMeat
what do he say
01:57:23
werthersoriginal
What he said? He said, when when I went to go see Man of Steel, there was this crazy guy who saw him grab Zod by the neck, Superman, and he kept muttering, no no no no no no, no, no, no.
01:57:34
werthersoriginal
And then he broke his neck, and and then the crazy guy stood up, and he said, that's it, I'm out.
01:57:38
DeeBo
Oh, I...
01:57:41
werthersoriginal
And at the very end, he said, I was that crazy guy.
01:57:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:44
Dick VanMeat
Oh, Mark Waid was that guy?
01:57:44
DeeBo
Mark Waid crashed out at the...
01:57:47
Dick VanMeat
i I crashed out too. Remember, I threw my fucking hat on the ground.
01:57:48
DeeBo
I know! That's why I was like, well, this that's how I know John was in the right, because Mark Waid was like, fuck this.
01:57:55
Dick VanMeat
john Yeah, because Mark Waid fucking crashed out too.
01:57:57
DeeBo
Yeah, Mark fucking Waid crashed out, so yeah.
01:57:58
Dick VanMeat
Same thing at the end of the movie.
01:58:01
DeeBo
I do think it's interesting that gun-versed discussion is just as toxic as Snyder-versed discussion.
01:58:02
werthersoriginal
ah Good quote.
01:58:06
Dick VanMeat
What?
01:58:06
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:58:07
Dick VanMeat
Uh-oh.
01:58:08
DeeBo
No, it's not. and No, it's not.
01:58:11
werthersoriginal
Stop cackling like that, will you? damn.
01:58:11
Dick VanMeat
Hehehehe.
01:58:14
DeeBo
What's your name? Would we barf that?
01:58:16
werthersoriginal
You're like that cat from Wacky Races.
01:58:18
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:58:21
Dick VanMeat
Man, yeah, Graham Morrison was basically, nope.
01:58:22
DeeBo
No.
01:58:22
Steve-O
It was a dog.
01:58:25
DeeBo
It's a dog, you fool.
01:58:25
werthersoriginal
It was a dog. You're right.
01:58:27
DeeBo
You fucking idiot.
01:58:27
werthersoriginal
I'm sorry.
01:58:28
DeeBo
That was barf.
01:58:29
werthersoriginal
Whoops. Whoops. Not barf.
01:58:32
DeeBo
Yeah, it was.
01:58:32
Steve-O
It was a sun burp.
01:58:35
DeeBo
Don't fucking laugh. Don't fucking laugh at it. So funny.
01:58:40
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:58:40
Steve-O
It's not funny.
01:58:43
DeeBo
So fucking funny.
01:58:44
Steve-O
I think that's fucking it.
01:58:46
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
01:58:46
DeeBo
Yeah, that's pretty much it. Unless you guys want really want to talk about popcorn buckets. I don't.
01:58:51
Steve-O
Oh, you give fuck another popcorn bucket.
01:58:52
Dick VanMeat
um I'm buying all of them. I'm buying all of them.
01:58:54
DeeBo
You're buying all of them, dude.
01:58:54
Steve-O
Oh, wait, what are the popcorn buckets? Do we know what they are
01:58:57
werthersoriginal
It's the...
01:58:57
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, I posted i posted one.
01:58:57
DeeBo
Uh...
01:59:00
werthersoriginal
It's a newspaper...
01:59:00
Dick VanMeat
It was a screenshot of me of me sending it to Sam and saying, I might need all of these, actually.
01:59:01
werthersoriginal
container isn't it what is it again it's a newspaper box like where you get dispensers yeah what is the name for those
01:59:05
Steve-O
Mmm.
01:59:08
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, its it's ah it's ah it's like one of those newspaper dispenser things.
01:59:13
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:59:13
Dick VanMeat
Here, Devon. I'll post this shit talk for you.
01:59:16
DeeBo
Dude, aren't they like eight? No, the Galactus popcorn bucket is like 80 bucks.
01:59:20
Dick VanMeat
there Dude, the other one is crazy looking. the fucking The one of him cooking the popcorn with his heat vision.
01:59:26
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:59:26
Steve-O
Oh, with like the broken glass that looks insane.
01:59:26
Dick VanMeat
like That one looks nutty. Yeah.
01:59:29
DeeBo
Yeah, that's pretty sick.
01:59:30
Steve-O
but I really do like the old school like newspaper box. That one's good.
01:59:34
DeeBo
Yeah. I just, I, I, I've said it before on the discord, but like, that is something I just, I absolutely adore that they do now.
01:59:41
Dick VanMeat
It's awesome, dude. like the the thing
01:59:42
DeeBo
Like i love popcorn. I like just looking at it.
01:59:43
Dick VanMeat
Things like that... got I got the Mission Impossible one, which is pretty sick. Because it's got the two fucking...
01:59:48
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:59:50
Dick VanMeat
crucifix keys that you have to assemble together to unlock.
01:59:54
DeeBo
Yeah. yeah
01:59:54
Dick VanMeat
It's pretty dope.
01:59:55
DeeBo
It's yeah. It's just like, I don't know. It's just, it's an innovative, it's fun. It's inventive. It's just super cool.
02:00:02
DeeBo
So.
02:00:02
Steve-O
I feel like I always end up at the theater that has the worst one.
02:00:06
werthersoriginal
Yeah, me too.
02:00:07
DeeBo
yeah
02:00:08
Steve-O
Like I'd end up at the one with the crypto dog bowl popcorn one.
02:00:08
werthersoriginal
You'd eat
02:00:12
werthersoriginal
he he ey you'd eat your popcorn and have a dog bowl too, wouldn't you?
02:00:18
Steve-O
No, dude, like you have to.
02:00:18
werthersoriginal
Yeah.
02:00:21
werthersoriginal
Yeah, I
02:00:21
DeeBo
I kind of like that. not lie. But it's like 60 bucks probably and that's the worst part.
02:00:27
Steve-O
Yeah, but like the guy next to always goes, eat your popcorn, you fucking dog.
02:00:32
DeeBo
You fucking piece of shit.
02:00:33
werthersoriginal
i would. I would. yeah The entire time.
02:00:38
Steve-O
Look at you.
02:00:38
werthersoriginal
Yeah. Good boy.
02:00:41
Steve-O
god
02:00:41
werthersoriginal
Good boy.
02:00:42
Steve-O
Yeah, you're real. You're real piggy.
02:00:45
werthersoriginal
Wait, i don't see the dog bucket one.
02:00:46
Steve-O
I posted it in shit talk.
02:00:47
Dick VanMeat
Some shit talk.
02:00:48
werthersoriginal
Oh, okay.
02:00:50
DeeBo
Yeah.
02:00:50
Dick VanMeat
I also put i also posted what Grant Morrison said about Man Steel.
02:00:54
werthersoriginal
Oh, that's...
02:00:54
Steve-O
I want to see.
02:00:54
Dick VanMeat
That makes perfect sense.
02:00:54
Steve-O
i want to see.
02:00:57
Dick VanMeat
He's basically like, why does everybody want him to kill? like they they like They're acting like if they were Superman, that's something that they would do. like why like why is that so Why is that something we we need our superheroes to do? like It doesn't make any sense.
02:01:13
Dick VanMeat
Because he was like, um he should make the tough moral decisions we all have to make every day.
02:01:13
DeeBo
yeah
02:01:14
Steve-O
He's right.
02:01:17
Dick VanMeat
I don't know about you, but the last moral decision I made didn't have anything do with killing people. And I don't think many of us have ever have to ever have to make that decision whether or not to kill.
02:01:27
DeeBo
this is grant morrison dude i would love i kind of wish he would do just have a youtube channel where we just talk about shit
02:01:28
Dick VanMeat
Yes, Graham Morrison said.
02:01:36
Dick VanMeat
I think he was i think he he was on a podcast or something. Not for this specifically, but people talk to him about this stuff all the time.
02:01:40
DeeBo
yeah yeah i it's just like
02:01:44
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:01:44
Dick VanMeat
And you know what? like What he says is literally the word of God when it comes to any of this stuff, if you think about it.
02:01:49
DeeBo
Yeah. Like, it just seems like he has a lot to say. And every time he says something, I always think it's pretty interesting. And I'm like, dude, this guy should just, he should have an agent that sets up a podcast for him or not but like just a YouTube channel.
02:01:56
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:02:03
DeeBo
And then he just talks about cool shit.
02:02:05
Steve-O
Maybe he doesn't. He just he just only has it in like small bursts where he's like.
02:02:11
DeeBo
Yeah, maybe.
02:02:11
Steve-O
Oh, I'm going say Batman killed the Joker in Killing Joke.
02:02:15
DeeBo
yeah Oh, i'm going to say that.
02:02:15
werthersoriginal
yeah
02:02:17
DeeBo
Well, you know, it kind of reminds me of, this is a weird jump, but like, you know, like you ever watch Adam Savage's YouTube channel?
02:02:23
Steve-O
Yes.
02:02:23
DeeBo
It's like, cool. I just like it when he sits in front of the camera just talks about shit. And I'm like, yeah, just do that.
02:02:28
Steve-O
hmm.
02:02:29
werthersoriginal
Oh, Adam Savage from Mythbusters?
02:02:29
Steve-O
He's in.
02:02:29
DeeBo
Great Morrison.
02:02:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:02:31
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
02:02:31
werthersoriginal
Oh, yeah.
02:02:31
DeeBo
he's a
02:02:32
werthersoriginal
His channel's great. I love when he makes shit, too.
02:02:33
DeeBo
Yeah. Just, yeah.
02:02:34
werthersoriginal
It's really cool.
02:02:35
Steve-O
He's so knowledgeable.
02:02:35
DeeBo
But I just, when he just talks about things and I'm like, yeah I just want to hear great words and talks about things. He's sick of shit, dude.
02:02:42
Dick VanMeat
Oh man, I'm on this Reddit thread now where people are like... It's just like... like the The main problem with this, with what Zack Snyder did, was that it really warped everybody's view on what what it means to be Superman, basically.
02:02:59
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:02:59
Dick VanMeat
Because now like now like some of these people are just like confused. I'm not saying these are Snyder snyder bots or anything, but like this guy's like... No, like this is like a good thing because now... Superman won't kill anymore. Like this is going to teach him not to kill anymore.
02:03:12
werthersoriginal
Hmm.
02:03:13
Dick VanMeat
And it's like, somebody's like,
02:03:14
werthersoriginal
He muddied Zack Snyder muddied the water so much that people don't even see Superman anymore.
02:03:17
Dick VanMeat
yeah, so they don't even know what's right. And then the, the, the top response to it is like, uh, I've never killed anybody, but that I didn't, I don't need to do that in order to know that I shouldn't.
02:03:27
werthersoriginal
yeah Yeah, exactly.
02:03:27
Dick VanMeat
Like, it doesn't, like, like, obviously like, you know, like we all know killings wrong. It doesn't mean that we've killed somebody before and, and regretted it. Like, like man of steel Superman did.
02:03:38
Dick VanMeat
Like, it's just like, it's weird because now it's like, that was such a defined, like that was defining for the character for like, I don't know, was it like 10, 15 years? Like we had that character as the definitive movie Superman.
02:03:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:03:53
Dick VanMeat
And it's really like, it really did a lot of fucking mental damage to, to some of these people.
02:03:59
Steve-O
I honestly think that's why they've put on the red tights back on Superman is not only as a way to break out of that image of Superman, but to kind of bring the jovial lightness back to that character visually too.
02:04:04
Dick VanMeat
Yeah. You gotta, Yeah.
02:04:11
Dick VanMeat
I mean, that that's what that's what they said.
02:04:13
werthersoriginal
make them less mature, make them more like the the idealistic version of that character.
02:04:13
Dick VanMeat
like cause some Because they they they've talked about that a lot.
02:04:19
Steve-O
Huh?
02:04:19
Dick VanMeat
And it was like, James Gunn didn't want... he He wanted it in theory, but like he said he wasn't sold on it because he wanted it to have ah an actual function because he's like kind of practical like that. like If it's just there just to be there, then he doesn't want didn't want to do it. But then Corn Sweat was like, well, maybe it's supposed to look weird and like non-imposing like that's why like this guy loves kids like why would he want people to be afraid of him yeah so it's like and that's what soul james gone on and he's like you know what actually that makes lot of sense like maybe it's meant to look silly so people won't be afraid of him you know like which i guess kind of makes sense too but no he's like he's like fucking locked he's locked in
02:04:47
DeeBo
yeah that's scared kids Yeah, he doesn't want kids to be scared of him.
02:04:48
Steve-O
ah
02:05:03
Steve-O
I do like that. Like David Korn's fight is so willing to like put the thoughts into Superman.
02:05:10
Dick VanMeat
Yeah, like, he made he he made a stand about it, because i think they were they were gonna go with no trunks, and he was like, no, we're going trunks. And it's actually, it's cool to see somebody be, like, so defensive of his character all the time, but they when they're talking about, when they're interviewing him and everything.
02:05:26
Dick VanMeat
He seems to get it.
02:05:26
Steve-O
Trunks are back, baby. Trunks are back.
02:05:28
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:05:29
werthersoriginal
Trunks are back.
02:05:29
Dick VanMeat
But also, like, i think maybe James Gunn was also sold on it, because it it it separates...
02:05:30
werthersoriginal
Summer trunks, babe.
02:05:36
Dick VanMeat
like It's a hard separation, differentiation between this Superman and the previous one.
02:05:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:05:42
Dick VanMeat
like
02:05:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:05:43
Dick VanMeat
that This one has trunks. That one doesn't. so like Now, when people see the toys, when people see the pictures and the advertisements, they're not just going to... This is like kind of like resetting how they view the character, I think, which is a good thing.
02:05:57
Dick VanMeat
because like that's you know That's probably why he went with the... with the I mean, I like the s S.H.I.E.L.D. design, the the Kingdom Come one.
02:06:05
Steve-O
yeah
02:06:06
Dick VanMeat
But he probably wanted to change it too a little bit just because he wants it to be defend like like completely separate from what it was before. Because it's got damage control.
02:06:15
Steve-O
it's It's unique, but it's also classic and like it's perfect. It's perfect.
02:06:20
Dick VanMeat
Yeah.
02:06:22
Steve-O
All right. I think um that about wraps it up, right? We've got.
02:06:26
werthersoriginal
Wrap her up.
02:06:27
DeeBo
Yeah, we were wrapped. That a good old wrap.
02:06:30
werthersoriginal
We got Devin's garbage cast after this, so we gotta hurry up and he's gotta take over the studio space.
02:06:30
Steve-O
Good old Rhea.
02:06:35
DeeBo
Yeah, we're talking about all garbage I trash picked today.
02:06:38
werthersoriginal
Yep, that's basically it.
02:06:39
DeeBo
Just today.
02:06:39
Steve-O
All right. So make sure you you like and subscribe the garbage cast.
02:06:44
werthersoriginal
Yeah, he's really loving it. Devin's got a lot of passion for it, but we gotta go or he's really gonna get angry.
02:06:50
Steve-O
hes We're going to start digging through our trash.
02:06:52
werthersoriginal
Please don't, Devin. It's my garbage.
02:06:55
Steve-O
All right. See you guys.
02:06:58
DeeBo
Bye.