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Introduction and Codenames Discovery
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DeeBo
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of March 23, 2025. I am your two-time Codenames Loser, Devin Kopech.
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DeeBo
Oh boy, I've just been taking fat L's day after day with me taking a big ol' fat L, Chris Galani. Another
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GREASEDAPOLES
Uh-uh, I won.
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DeeBo
fat L collector, Steve O'Tierry.
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Steve-O
at I lost.
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DeeBo
And the biggest, fattest L I know, John Suarez.
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Twin Cheaks
Hell yeah.
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DeeBo
Yeah, eat those L's.
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Twin Cheaks
And you know what?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Lover.
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Twin Cheaks
Me and Chris are the two time.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's what that L stands for.
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Twin Cheaks
Me and Chris are two times.
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DeeBo
Yeah, two times.
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Steve-O
but back The back-to-back.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Back to back, baby.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
B2B baby belt to ass.
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DeeBo
Ah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Ha ha ha ha
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Twin Cheaks
That's what that is.
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Steve-O
Oh my god.
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Twin Cheaks
You had belt to ass.
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DeeBo
So, uh, we just recently discovered you can play the board game Codenames on the internet, and, uh,
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Twin Cheaks
And really easy too. Cause it's just on the, it's just on a website, like super fucking accessible.
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DeeBo
Yeah, it's on a very simple website.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's a really fun game.
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DeeBo
That's a fun game.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Like, in general.
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DeeBo
even know why I bought it.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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DeeBo
i should throw it out. Just be like on the internet.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Is it made for four people?
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Twin Cheaks
You should have brought... I think so, but there's ways there's ways to play with ah with more, I think.
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DeeBo
Yeah, it's like a couples game kind of.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Like, specifically?
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DeeBo
Yeah, and there's I think there's variants too.
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Twin Cheaks
I don't know.
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DeeBo
I mean, you know, obviously, and don't know all this stuff.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it says 4 to 8 plus.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa.
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Twin Cheaks
6 recommended. Yeah, I think you can play... All you need is just one Spymaster and then a team of people guessing. That's it. yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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DeeBo
Yeah, dude.
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Twin Cheaks
ah yeah
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DeeBo
I could play solo.
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Twin Cheaks
It's pretty awesome. I remember when we first when are we for first started playing that like when it came out, I think.
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DeeBo
Yeah, or like whenever.
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Twin Cheaks
was Was it Tim that brought it over?
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DeeBo
Yeah, Tim definitely brought it over.
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Twin Cheaks
And then we were like, oh this is fucking this is a really good game. And now there's like Disney variants and fucking...
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GREASEDAPOLES
I
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DeeBo
That's the thing. There's like other.
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Steve-O
It was a Marvel, I think.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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DeeBo
Dude, come see me in the Marvel version.
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Twin Cheaks
There's a Harry Potter one. there's a Simpsons one.
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GREASEDAPOLES
think there's a Remains of the Day one.
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DeeBo
Oh, I'd be bad at that one.
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Twin Cheaks
Chris.
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DeeBo
Yeah, wow
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GREASEDAPOLES
There's a Schindler's List one.
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Twin Cheaks
there's a david there's a david lynch There's a David Lynch one, I think, too.
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DeeBo
wow.
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Steve-O
I've got my A24 codenames.
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DeeBo
Nicholas Winden Refn one? That's odd.
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GREASEDAPOLES
ah hell yeah. I'd be great at that.
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DeeBo
Yeah, but...
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Twin Cheaks
Blood, guts, ah razor blade.
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DeeBo
ah Blood Guts, Viscera, Elevator, Makeout.
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Twin Cheaks
eye Eyeball. What was it?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Is mud stomping one word?
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Steve-O
I.
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DeeBo
Yeah, Pointine.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, elevator.
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DeeBo
Love.
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Twin Cheaks
Carey Mulligan is a card.
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DeeBo
Yeah. but
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Twin Cheaks
It's just a picture of an eyeball on the on the ground.
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DeeBo
Scary. Oh, shit.
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Twin Cheaks
It's just ah an eyeball with blood and a pool of blood. Hell yeah, baby.
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Steve-O
Hell yeah, baby, you just played online now.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Need to port more of these games to apps, man. I want to be able to play them on my phone. That was lovely and easy.
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Steve-O
that That does have an app I think.
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DeeBo
Oscar Isaac surprise role. You'd forget he was in it. That's weird.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah. He was. ah What's his name? What was his name?
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DeeBo
he was the boy He was the shitty boyfriend.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but he had a weird name. ah
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GREASEDAPOLES
America?
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Twin Cheaks
No, it was a weird name. It was. um Fuck. What the fuck is his name?
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GREASEDAPOLES
and was weird. What was it?
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DeeBo
was sure Isaac arrived.
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Twin Cheaks
It was standard. Standard.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Standard.
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Steve-O
standard.
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DeeBo
Yep.
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GREASEDAPOLES
God, he got blown away so early in that movie, too.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh man, he was good too.
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DeeBo
Well, yeah, you know, he was just a guy in that, you know? No one knew.
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GREASEDAPOLES
We didn't know.
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Twin Cheaks
He was standard.
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GREASEDAPOLES
We didn't know, Devin.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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DeeBo
Yeah, yeah. Basic.
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GREASEDAPOLES
We didn't know how great he could be.
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Twin Cheaks
Fucking Nemo's dad, Nemo's dad fish was in it and he was a fucking crazy man.
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DeeBo
Yeah, it was his brother's name, Basic.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Albert Brooks.
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Twin Cheaks
Albert Brooks. Yeah. AKA Nemo's dad.
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DeeBo
Albert Brooks, what a career, only to be known as Nemo's dad.
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Twin Cheaks
Finding Nemo and drive. And that's it.
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DeeBo
That was a hell of a 2006, that guy
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Twin Cheaks
That's all he's ever done.
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GREASEDAPOLES
He was in Taxi Driver.
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Steve-O
Whoa. And defend your life.
Entertaining Movie and TV Discussions
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Steve-O
Come on.
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Twin Cheaks
He's pretty perfectly cast though in finding Nemo. I can't imagine that role being anybody else.
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DeeBo
yeah
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GREASEDAPOLES
is.
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DeeBo
You know, all I can think of in Defend Your Life is how badly he's, like, just how much better ah fucking, what's her name is in that?
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GREASEDAPOLES
He is. what
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, fucking...
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Twin Cheaks
Ron Perlman?
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DeeBo
Meryl Streep?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Glenn Close?
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DeeBo
No, Meryl.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Or Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep.
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DeeBo
Yeah, Meryl Streep is so, she runs rings about around him in that movie.
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GREASEDAPOLES
she He's funny.
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DeeBo
He's a perv, too.
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Twin Cheaks
but this What does Ron Perlman say?
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GREASEDAPOLES
What?
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DeeBo
He's like the de facto perv.
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GREASEDAPOLES
De facto perv?
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DeeBo
De facto perv in the 80s and
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Twin Cheaks
That is one fine-ass pussy machine or something about that car.
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DeeBo
ninety s
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GREASEDAPOLES
it is
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Twin Cheaks
Pussy wagon or whatever.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Did he say that?
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Twin Cheaks
i thought I thought Ron Perlman said that in Drive.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, Ron Perlman said that, not Albert Brooks.
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DeeBo
Oh, Ron Perlman.
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Steve-O
Yeah. yeah we're We're all thinking of...
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Twin Cheaks
That is one.
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DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
No, no, no, no.
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DeeBo
Yeah, I was thinking about...
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Twin Cheaks
No, all I remember is our Brooks washing the blood off of his fucking razor after slicing fucking Walter White's.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Brian Cranston's arm.
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Twin Cheaks
what Well, yeah, Walter White's veins open.
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GREASEDAPOLES
that movie was fucking loaded holy shit what a cast what a cast
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Twin Cheaks
Is that. I love that movie.
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DeeBo
He's like, where's Nebo? And he cut open Walter White's wrist.
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Steve-O
What a cast.
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DeeBo
Yeah, I remember that movie.
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GREASEDAPOLES
even threw Christina Hendricks in there just for for shits and giggles yeah he did yeah
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah, just because, you know, you know.
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DeeBo
Yeah. Punched her right in the mouth like three times.
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Twin Cheaks
I think, was that, that was Carey Mulligan's first, like, movie role I remember after Doctor Who and before she became, what was it, an education?
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DeeBo
Yeah, it was. Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
She won Oscar for and education or something, and then that was After Drive.
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DeeBo
it was
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DeeBo
yeah
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GREASEDAPOLES
Seems like she's...
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DeeBo
Yeah, I just remember I was like, oh, it's the chick from that episode of dr glass Don't Blink or whatever, right? Or Blink.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Blink.
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DeeBo
And then...
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, now she's like, you know.
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GREASEDAPOLES
She's got a good agent, man. She's always in, like, Academy Award-nominated movies.
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DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah, like like great movies like Venom, Venom 2, Let There would Be Carnage.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You got him. You got her.
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Twin Cheaks
she was in ah She was in Shame.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You got her good.
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Twin Cheaks
She was in that Shame movie, which is...
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DeeBo
Got her, yeah. Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
is a
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GREASEDAPOLES
You got her good.
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DeeBo
Yeah, zing.
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GREASEDAPOLES
She sucks.
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DeeBo
Eat that. Yeah, you so you stink. but looking Hope you feel bad with your millions in your Academy Awards.
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GREASEDAPOLES
oh Yeah, she's she's always, ah she since Venom, made good movies, and she knows what she's doing. She's got good agent, basically.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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DeeBo
Yeah, and she's talented.
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Twin Cheaks
Sally Sparrow. What a name for a character.
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DeeBo
And wonderful.
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Twin Cheaks
so Sally Sparrow.
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DeeBo
I know.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, she was awesome in Doctor Who.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah well that episode.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
And she couldn't, she didn't have the luxury of being carried by the Doctor in that episode.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh,
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Twin Cheaks
She had to do everything herself because he wasn't really in it.
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GREASEDAPOLES
oh yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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Steve-O
doctorless doctorless
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DeeBo
Who was the other guy?
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so.
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DeeBo
did Was he ever anything?
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GREASEDAPOLES
You got David Tennant chewing on the scenery.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, he's just like watching it. You know?
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DeeBo
ah Wait.
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Twin Cheaks
I love it.
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DeeBo
ah Blink. Doctor. Wait, who's the other guy in that?
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Twin Cheaks
And they were like, those angels, those weeping angels are cool. Let's put them in every fucking season ever and beat it to the ground so it's not cool anymore.
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GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Yeah, let's make it the Statue of Liberty and really blow our load.
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Twin Cheaks
Let's do that.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, let's make it, let's, yeah, let's make it the entire theme of the next, like, three seasons.
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Twin Cheaks
I don't want to sound salty, because I, that's an amazing episode, but, but that was before, you know, that was before, that was when Steven Moffat was just writing Hugo Award-winning one-shot episodes, and then they, they made him do everything, and he was just kind of like, you know.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I mean apparently people are watching.
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DeeBo
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, guys, speaking of Stephen Moffat, what are your thoughts on Sherlock now, retrospectively?
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Twin Cheaks
and
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GREASEDAPOLES
How do you feel about it after it's been so long?
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Twin Cheaks
I mean, the first two seasons are still really good, I think, right?
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GREASEDAPOLES
I think so, too.
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DeeBo
Yeah, not going to lie. i
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Steve-O
yeah yeah oh my god elementary god damn
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DeeBo
I stopped watching before it got bad. And I heard it got real bad.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I think so, too.
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DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I think...
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Twin Cheaks
ah Retrospective, is elementary better, Chris? Or no?
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Twin Cheaks
No, because like, and I don't, i don't i'm like, back then in 2011 or whatever, then yeah, I'd be trolling.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Lucy Liu in it, right?
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Steve-O
mm-hmm
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Twin Cheaks
It had Johnny Lee Miller, dude. It had Sick Boy.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Johnny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu.
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Twin Cheaks
But it was like American version of Sherlock, so I don't know.
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Steve-O
yeah There were so many people trying to ride that wave at that time too.
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Twin Cheaks
But the thing is, I saw... Yeah, that's the thing.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
But the thing is, I saw... Remember they did the Frankenstein play? And either you got Benedict Cumberbatch as Frankenstein or you got Johnny Lee Miller.
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Steve-O
Yes.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That was fantastic.
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Twin Cheaks
the That was awesome. So I was like, you know what? I mean, it's not like Johnny Lee Miller is fucking... He's not a good actor. He's an incredible actor, so it's like...
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GREASEDAPOLES
I think I saw the one where he was Benedict Cumberbatch was the monster and he was Dr. Frank. That's the version.
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Steve-O
Who would you rather play, Chris?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, the monster. Hands down. so no question.
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Steve-O
what What if the monster made like significantly less?
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Twin Cheaks
It doesn't matter.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Wes Money.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
i don't care.
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DeeBo
And he was significantly uglier.
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Twin Cheaks
Do you think you think that's an easier acting job?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Better part.
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Twin Cheaks
Is that is an easier acting job than Victor or no?
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GREASEDAPOLES
I don't, it's not so much as I think it's, it probably is an easier job, but it's also the best part in the show.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I think, I mean, listen, Frankenstein, Dr. Frankenstein, it's like a tale that's been told a lot, but he's truly the most unique part of Frankenstein.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I, my opinion, right?
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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Steve-O
Well, in the version that I'm directing, Frankenstein constantly has a mouth full of Doritos.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, man, I was born to play this role.
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Steve-O
So that's... Okay, okay. It doesn't ender.
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Twin Cheaks
but
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Steve-O
It only enhances.
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GREASEDAPOLES
If they're 3D, I'll pay you.
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Twin Cheaks
Well, what kind of Doritos?
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Steve-O
been Ooh. Oh, if it's cool, if it's 3D, 3D.
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Twin Cheaks
But what kind of Doritos, though?
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GREASEDAPOLES
3D Doritos.
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Steve-O
You know what? We'll go 3D Cool Ranch.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I'll pay you, man.
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Twin Cheaks
3D Cool Ranch? Bro.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Where'd you get these?
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Twin Cheaks
Bro.
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Steve-O
I made them in my lab!
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DeeBo
You know, it's funny. I saw Johnny Lee Miller and it said Mindhunters. And I was like, he wasn't in that. And then I went to the 2004 movie Mindhunters.
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DeeBo
And I was like, oh, never mind.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, boy. Oh, now you gotta watch it, Devin.
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Twin Cheaks
Not the same.
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DeeBo
It's already on my, it's on my list.
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Twin Cheaks
There's some fucking... There's some sick individuals out there that keep posting fake news saying that Mindhunter Season 3 is coming. And, like, it just pops up.
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GREASEDAPOLES
No.
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Twin Cheaks
and it's The internet's not regulated anymore by anybody. So, people can just post that stuff and it can look real.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it's over.
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Twin Cheaks
Even it's not.
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GREASEDAPOLES
and Say whatever I want. i'd be i've I've been sending you that stuff. Just to fuck with you.
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Twin Cheaks
It's a shame, dude.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Just to fuck with you.
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Twin Cheaks
It's sick. it's You're a sick person, Chris.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's funny, personally.
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Twin Cheaks
For even... It's not funny.
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Steve-O
Chris, you're nasty.
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Twin Cheaks
You don't...
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Steve-O
You're nasty fella.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You know, it could.
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Twin Cheaks
You're a despicable person, Chris, for doing that.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, John, it it could. It could come back.
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Twin Cheaks
Nah, don't stop saying that.
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GREASEDAPOLES
You never know.
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Steve-O
Dude, Chris.
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Twin Cheaks
You know blood bloodborne Bloodborne might be released.
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Steve-O
Dude. Dude.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth!
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Twin Cheaks
Bloodborne might come out.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Shut your mouth!
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GREASEDAPOLES
No, no, no!
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, boy.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh,
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DeeBo
Yeah, I heard ah Nintendo's going announce it.
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Twin Cheaks
my God.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, shit.
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DeeBo
Switch 2.
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Twin Cheaks
oh my god
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DeeBo
God damn it.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Man, if that was... If it came out in that direct, don't know what I'd do.
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Steve-O
Mindhunters coming out on the Switch 2.
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DeeBo
You buy a Switch 2. That's what you do.
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Steve-O
The fuck?
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GREASEDAPOLES
David Fincher's series will continue in a video game created by Morimoto.
00:10:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Good lord. That, um, yeah, John, I'm glad you're, uh, wizened enough to never fall for that because I feel like I hear that from people like literally at, at jobs.
00:10:53
Twin Cheaks
They say it all the time. People say it all the time. And like i know your i know your parents i know your parents I know your parents really like the show, so they probably see shit on Facebook and they're like, Hey Chris, did you know that Mindhunter Season 3 is being made?
00:10:58
GREASEDAPOLES
And when I bring that up,
00:11:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Totally.
00:11:06
Twin Cheaks
And it probably probably really fucks with you. Because it would fuck with me.
00:11:08
GREASEDAPOLES
And now I, you know, I got to that point where I'm like, well, David Fincher is kind of a shithead now. So he's going to just focus on making a a squid game adaptation for Netflix.
00:11:15
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:11:18
Twin Cheaks
Making Squid Game remake. Yeah, what if it's good though? It's David Fincher.
00:11:22
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, of course it's going to be good, but he's just like, from what I've been hearing about him, it's more about him like, it's on him, all the shit getting canceled.
00:11:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:11:29
Twin Cheaks
what because he's a weirdo uh because he's hard to work with i'm assuming that's probably why you know let's do it i feel like doing this take 87 times today so let's just do that like that that's how people describe working with him is
00:11:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Cause he's a weirdo. Yeah.
00:11:34
GREASEDAPOLES
He's incredibly hard to work with. Yeah. And like,
00:11:41
DeeBo
yeah
00:11:44
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, I'm not, listen, I'm not siding with Netflix ever, but I mean, I kind of get why they would never want to make another season that show outside of them just being Netflix.
00:11:54
Twin Cheaks
What's his best movie, Chris? Go under your head.
00:11:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Under my head.
00:11:58
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:12:01
Twin Cheaks
Like, if somebody who's never watched David Fincher before was like, what's what is this his best movie?
00:12:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Seven.
00:12:04
Twin Cheaks
what what Is it seven? Or is that the most accessible one?
00:12:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Seven.
00:12:08
Twin Cheaks
Because,
00:12:09
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's the best. I still think it's the best. i I love it.
00:12:12
Twin Cheaks
like, my my brain says social network, but, like, my heart says Zodiac.
00:12:18
GREASEDAPOLES
i
00:12:18
Twin Cheaks
I don't know.
00:12:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Listen, um you're talking like if it was my personal choice, I would say seven because he he I feel like he made everything about that movie like
00:12:22
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would say seven? Okay.
00:12:28
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:12:29
GREASEDAPOLES
the The world that it's in is so unique and it's just constantly raining.
00:12:32
Twin Cheaks
Kevin Spacey's in it.
00:12:34
GREASEDAPOLES
and
00:12:34
Twin Cheaks
Kevin Spacey's in it, though. so The movie doesn't count.
00:12:35
DeeBo
Yeah, but he's the villain. That's okay.
00:12:38
Twin Cheaks
movie doesn't count No, it's not.
00:12:41
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:12:43
Steve-O
I just...
00:12:44
Twin Cheaks
He's the villain in House of Cards. Does that make it good?
00:12:47
DeeBo
Man, I would.
00:12:49
GREASEDAPOLES
I think if i if I were to culminate a guy's entire work together into one movie, it's seven.
00:12:54
DeeBo
Mank.
00:12:54
Twin Cheaks
It's seven.
00:12:54
GREASEDAPOLES
is It may not even be his best film.
00:12:54
DeeBo
Oh, seven, seven.
00:12:55
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.
00:12:56
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:12:57
GREASEDAPOLES
It's just, I feel like that's his whole thing.
00:12:57
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. I mean, yeah, no, no. Yeah, I agree with you. That's the most, that's his definitive work.
00:13:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Definitely.
00:13:02
Twin Cheaks
That's that's the David Fincher movie is seven.
00:13:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Definitely.
00:13:05
DeeBo
So it's only an 84% of Rotten Tomatoes.
00:13:05
Twin Cheaks
I got you. I got you.
00:13:07
DeeBo
I don't know.
00:13:07
Twin Cheaks
That's stupid, dude.
00:13:08
GREASEDAPOLES
That is stupid.
00:13:09
Twin Cheaks
What's his highest rated movie?
00:13:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:13:10
DeeBo
ah
00:13:10
Twin Cheaks
Social Network?
00:13:11
DeeBo
Social Network 96.
00:13:12
Twin Cheaks
Probably Social Network.
00:13:13
DeeBo
Number two, Zodiac 90. Number three, Gone Girl.
00:13:16
Twin Cheaks
Social Network might be his, like, best put together movie, though, if you think about it.
00:13:20
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's like, yeah, I think it's a great film. I really do. But he's got such a dark edge to him.
00:13:25
Twin Cheaks
Remember when we laughed? Remember before we watched it, we laughed when people were saying that it was like this era of Citizen Kane? And then we came came out and we're like, you know, they might they might have been right about that.
00:13:35
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah They're on something there.
00:13:36
Twin Cheaks
Because like, yeah, because like, you kind of think about how how the world turned after, like, because, you know, with Citizen Kane, it was like the information age and like, you know.
00:13:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's...
00:13:46
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a movie that only got better with age.
00:13:49
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, because it's route it made itself, it was before, you know, this stuff was really like, super mega relevant, and now it's it's life.
00:13:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:13:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:13:57
Twin Cheaks
Now it's life.
00:13:57
GREASEDAPOLES
It's pretty rare for that to happen, by the way, for a movie to get better as it gets older.
00:14:00
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:14:02
GREASEDAPOLES
That's like shockingly rare.
00:14:05
Twin Cheaks
Oh, Seven Samurais? Not just, like, a common thing?
00:14:08
GREASEDAPOLES
think everybody knew that was a masterpiece when it came out.
00:14:12
DeeBo
one of those movies where I saw it once and i like I like hated it and loved it at the same time.
00:14:14
Twin Cheaks
Dude, no, I love Zodiac. Stop, Evan. and and No, no, no. Okay.
00:14:18
DeeBo
no no.
00:14:19
Twin Cheaks
No, I love it.
00:14:19
DeeBo
And I ended up like going, I love this so much, but I don't know if I'm ever going to watch it again. thought
00:14:24
Twin Cheaks
I thought about picking it, ah like watching it the other day.
00:14:26
DeeBo
No, no. i Honestly, i do too. like Every once in a while, I get the itch. But I felt the same way when i when I watched The Assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford.
00:14:35
Twin Cheaks
ah yeah.
00:14:36
DeeBo
I was like, don't know if I ever want to watch this again, but I really liked it.
00:14:37
GREASEDAPOLES
That's a lovely movie.
00:14:40
GREASEDAPOLES
That's a lovely movie.
00:14:41
DeeBo
you Yeah, I love that movie.
00:14:42
GREASEDAPOLES
It really is. um Sam Rockwell's really good in that too. Like that whole cast is stacked.
00:14:47
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
00:14:49
Steve-O
Do we do Sam Rockwell wrong?
00:14:49
Twin Cheaks
The Yogi, the Yogi Bear, the Yogi Bear version of the end.
00:14:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, Steve, I'm glad.
00:14:52
Steve-O
Oh, the Yoki Bear one is so good.
00:14:53
Twin Cheaks
The Yogi Bear version of the end is sick.
00:14:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, I am so glad you brought up Sam Rockwell as I just said his name because i want to talk about Sam Rockwell, specifically him.
00:15:03
DeeBo
Oh.
00:15:03
Steve-O
Okay.
00:15:04
Twin Cheaks
Oh, interesting. Segway.
00:15:05
GREASEDAPOLES
And I want to talk about his role in The White Lotus.
00:15:09
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, dude.
00:15:10
Steve-O
Oh.
00:15:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Which somebody told me about.
00:15:12
DeeBo
What a...
00:15:15
DeeBo
Okay.
00:15:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, my mom was like, you gotta see Sam Rockwell on this show. and I'm like, you know, I'm not a huge fan of it.
00:15:22
DeeBo
Yeah, White Lotus.
00:15:22
GREASEDAPOLES
And I think it's funny, but like it never is too engaging for me.
00:15:24
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:15:27
GREASEDAPOLES
i don't know.
00:15:27
DeeBo
Nothing happens ever, but it's still engaging to watch.
00:15:27
GREASEDAPOLES
it's just one of those things. Yeah, it really doesn't.
00:15:31
DeeBo
Yes.
00:15:32
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a hard show. It's funny, but it's just, it's not very engaging. Anyway, so everybody's like talking up Sam Rockwell, talking up a monologue that he delivered in an episode of White Lotus.
00:15:44
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:15:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Let me tell you how amazing of a monologue this is It is one of the best I've seen on television. And Walter Goggins' reaction to it is just, it's like the but cherry on top.
00:16:01
Twin Cheaks
Is he awesome in this season? Because this his first season that he's in, right?
00:16:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Dude, the shit that comes out of his mouth.
00:16:07
DeeBo
Yeah, so Sam Rockwell was only in this one episode. He might be in, like, tonight's episode. I'm not sure.
00:16:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Baby.
00:16:12
DeeBo
But he, like, last, the episode Chris talked about was, like, he just pops up as, like, a friend of Walton Goggins. And he's like, oh, I thought we were going to be, like, partying tonight. he's like, nah, man, I'm sober. And then goes into this entire monologue.
00:16:27
DeeBo
was of one those things. I was watching it, and I was like, what the fuck?
00:16:32
GREASEDAPOLES
It's so good.
00:16:32
DeeBo
And then he just keeps going, and, uh,
00:16:34
GREASEDAPOLES
He, yeah, it, it, uh, and it goes on like for at least 10 minutes, five to 10 minutes of just him explaining like how ah he had to fuck his way to the truth like that.
00:16:38
DeeBo
It's like a five minute monologue, I think. Yeah.
00:16:46
GREASEDAPOLES
That was one line that stuck with me at the end of it all. Um, yeah, I, I, I'd say guys, even if you don't watch white lettuce, just, and don't want to spoil it.
00:16:46
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:16:53
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:16:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Check it out. If it's on YouTube in some way,
00:16:58
DeeBo
Yeah. ahll You know what? I'll just ah pop that YouTube clip right there.
00:17:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it is. um
00:17:04
DeeBo
It literally doesn't spoil...
00:17:04
GREASEDAPOLES
i I was in tears.
00:17:06
DeeBo
Anything ah that's happened to the show. I don't think it's really.
00:17:08
GREASEDAPOLES
It really doesn't.
00:17:09
DeeBo
Yeah, it's just like, do you want to see a wild monologue that goes somewhere?
00:17:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Fascinating, fascinating. um And that episode actually was quite good. All things considered of that show, of that, what that show can do.
00:17:20
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:17:23
DeeBo
Oh, man. Yeah, there was some weird stuff. There was some.
00:17:26
GREASEDAPOLES
but What's his name? and What's his name? Taxon or something.
00:17:28
DeeBo
Patrick Schwarzenegger. Oh, Saxton.
00:17:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Saxton. Yeah.
00:17:33
DeeBo
Yeah, Saxton.
00:17:33
GREASEDAPOLES
That piece of shit.
00:17:34
DeeBo
Saxton is the drug. Yeah.
00:17:35
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't need a drug. I am Saxton. He put the X up. Yeah. That guy's a piece of shit.
00:17:40
DeeBo
Yeah. ah Yeah, that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's kid.
00:17:44
GREASEDAPOLES
He's good. He's really good in that.
00:17:45
DeeBo
Yeah. He's good.
00:17:47
GREASEDAPOLES
ah So, so is um ah Michelle Monahan and the two girls too. Like that whole subplot actually has something happens.
00:17:55
DeeBo
did Chris, did you just watch that one episode or did you like catch up?
00:17:58
GREASEDAPOLES
I did watch, i think I watched the first two episodes and i was like, I'm not really feeling this too much.
00:18:04
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:18:05
GREASEDAPOLES
And then like waited. And then I heard about the Sam Rockwell monologue and I was like, well, I got, I love Sam Rockwell. I got watch that.
00:18:12
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:18:14
GREASEDAPOLES
And I,
00:18:14
DeeBo
I'll say this, like White Lotus is the ultimate Bing show and not because it's just like, you just got to see what happens. Like it's because like nothing happens, but it's still engaging.
00:18:25
DeeBo
So it's really comfortable to just watch all seven to nine episodes and just kind of like one or two nights.
00:18:33
GREASEDAPOLES
They kind of just waft over you.
00:18:35
DeeBo
Yeah. And just nothing like I watched an episode and I was like, nothing fucking happened.
00:18:35
GREASEDAPOLES
you know?
00:18:40
DeeBo
Nothing happened.
00:18:41
GREASEDAPOLES
And I get it.
Analyzing Recent TV Show Endings
00:18:42
GREASEDAPOLES
They're in like a resort.
00:18:42
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:18:43
GREASEDAPOLES
So it's like things go a little slower and it's more about like character shit.
00:18:48
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:18:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Like character.
00:18:49
DeeBo
Yo, can I tell you about a show that I didn't i wasn't given a shot and then I was kind of like, all right, you know what? Fine. Fine. HBO's The Pit.
00:19:01
DeeBo
I'll watch you.
00:19:01
GREASEDAPOLES
The pit?
00:19:03
DeeBo
Yeah. yeah you get you guys seen You guys know what I'm talking about?
00:19:03
GREASEDAPOLES
You got in the pit.
00:19:06
DeeBo
It's like the ah front and center.
00:19:07
GREASEDAPOLES
The ER clone?
00:19:08
DeeBo
Yeah. Yes. And I was like, why? One, I was just like, why is it like, why isn't this on ABC, NBC? You know, it's just it w reeks of some sort of hospital drama.
00:19:20
DeeBo
And the hook is it's every hour of this like 10 or 12 hour shift of this one day. And then this guy comes in, you know, the main character.
00:19:33
GREASEDAPOLES
A little 24 action, if you will.
00:19:34
DeeBo
It's a little 24 action. Yeah. And it's kind of like he comes in and they're like, oh, man, why are you working today? You haven't worked this day in the last four years because of so-and-so's death. And, you know, lots of like, why is this?
00:19:48
DeeBo
I'm sure we'll get there. And then it's just kind of him running into, you know, different patients and also dealing with like new, you know, people's first day and, and,
00:19:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Is there a moment where he falls asleep and everything goes to shit like in 24?
00:20:02
DeeBo
Well, I mean, like I only watched the first episode and a half.
00:20:03
Twin Cheaks
Hmm.
00:20:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
00:20:06
DeeBo
But, I mean, i think lunchtime's this week, guys.
00:20:06
GREASEDAPOLES
So there is, he's probably going to nod off and everything.
00:20:09
DeeBo
So i'm I'm hoping he just sits in the cafeteria and just chows down. But pretty good. Like, I was... don't want to say...
00:20:20
GREASEDAPOLES
It's an intriguing concept. I think 24 is always pretty cool.
00:20:22
DeeBo
I thought he was just going to be like a hospital show. And then once I realized, I'm like... ah Because I was like, oh, that's a weird cutoff.
00:20:27
GREASEDAPOLES
See,
00:20:29
DeeBo
And then it was like, oh, episodes two is 9 a.m. First days.
00:20:32
GREASEDAPOLES
And Devin, you you can you can attest to this.
00:20:35
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:20:35
GREASEDAPOLES
24's biggest fault was not every hour of the day is interesting.
00:20:40
DeeBo
Yes.
00:20:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Right?
00:20:41
DeeBo
Sometimes multiple episodes or days are just you're doing nothing.
00:20:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, ah right. It's kind of boring.
00:20:46
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:20:46
GREASEDAPOLES
ah And I think that show, I think at least understands that if we truncate and make it like a shift, it might play a little better and be more interesting.
00:20:54
DeeBo
Yeah, and also it's like they call it the – the guy calls it the pit because basically it's like the basement of the hospital. That's like they get all like the the triage and the ER people.
00:21:03
Twin Cheaks
Thank
00:21:07
DeeBo
And they're like, listen, the hospital upstairs like doesn't have beds, but they do – But, like, they don't have the budget, so basically, like, the hospital's just, like, on the verge of being shut down. And he's like, you know you guys are just doing this. Like, we're getting shitty.
00:21:24
DeeBo
We're getting shit, and we're full because you guys just won't take anybody upstairs.
00:21:28
GREASEDAPOLES
i
00:21:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Can I use my own head logic? They're in the basement because they don't know how to treat them and they're just like, fuck it.
00:21:28
DeeBo
ah
00:21:33
DeeBo
The guy's like, I don't know.
00:21:33
GREASEDAPOLES
We don't know what to do. That guy's head, I don't know what's wrong with that.
00:21:34
DeeBo
Who knows?
00:21:35
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:21:36
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:21:37
GREASEDAPOLES
It's weird.
00:21:37
DeeBo
But, ah you know, just... I'm not going to be like, oh, my God, it's the next, you know, Game of Thrones or anything like that. But... um I'm one and a half in and I'm like, you know what?
00:21:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Next Game of Thrones.
00:21:49
DeeBo
Pretty good. Next game of Thrones.
00:21:50
Steve-O
but is it. Mm-hmm.
00:21:51
DeeBo
We'll see. ah But yeah, I don't know. i I just finally took the, I was like bullied into it. Basically. I was just like, you win pit.
00:22:02
DeeBo
Cause it's always the first it's the, and it's the first thing I see.
00:22:03
GREASEDAPOLES
It's everywhere. It's that guy's face looking all like sad.
00:22:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:22:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, ooh.
00:22:08
DeeBo
And no one's ever...
00:22:09
Twin Cheaks
you
00:22:09
DeeBo
because it's funny. I'm like, you know he's the main character because he's the guy who's too cool to take his hoodie off. His half-zipped hoodie. It's always half-zipped. But yeah, man.
00:22:19
GREASEDAPOLES
It could get cold. It could get cold.
00:22:21
DeeBo
I'm just saying you could do a lot worse than the pit, bros.
00:22:26
GREASEDAPOLES
I, I, I, TV wise, I've been eating good.
00:22:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:22:30
GREASEDAPOLES
i mean, I, I, uh, Invincible finished fucking Daredevil's great.
00:22:31
DeeBo
Yeah, I know Vince Will finished off like a week ago.
00:22:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Like I watched the new episode.
00:22:38
DeeBo
sir
00:22:39
GREASEDAPOLES
I, I'm assuming everybody here did. Right.
00:22:42
Steve-O
Yes.
00:22:42
DeeBo
Yes, indeed.
00:22:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
00:22:43
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:22:43
GREASEDAPOLES
We're all caught up on Daredevil.
00:22:43
DeeBo
I
00:22:44
Twin Cheaks
so people were slacking Some people were slagging this week, you guys.
00:22:44
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:22:47
DeeBo
i was slagging. Yeah, it was me. It was me, guys.
00:22:49
Twin Cheaks
Devin, you were slagging.
00:22:49
Steve-O
Too busy watching the pit.
00:22:51
DeeBo
was watching the pit, bro!
00:22:53
Steve-O
I was in the pit!
00:22:53
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm in the pit! I'm in the pit!
00:22:54
Steve-O
I'm in the pit, bro!
00:22:58
GREASEDAPOLES
I, um Listen, I think I'm not as up on the Frank Castle match team.
00:23:07
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, the fog you get life? Chris?
00:23:09
GREASEDAPOLES
i I thought that was a little overdramatic.
00:23:11
Twin Cheaks
i thought i thought it was I thought it was a deep cut.
00:23:14
GREASEDAPOLES
It is.
00:23:14
Twin Cheaks
I thought.
00:23:15
DeeBo
but The comment itself is a hard, it's a deep, it's a hard cutting comment.
00:23:15
GREASEDAPOLES
it is.
00:23:18
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's a deep cut.
00:23:20
DeeBo
I was telling John, I said, that scene was like very homoerotic in my opinion.
00:23:26
GREASEDAPOLES
A little bit.
00:23:26
Twin Cheaks
Hell yeah, baby.
00:23:27
DeeBo
Because it was two bros that just came.
00:23:27
GREASEDAPOLES
A little bit.
00:23:27
Twin Cheaks
Let's go. What's wrong with that? You scared of it, Devin?
00:23:30
DeeBo
I'm not scared of it.
00:23:31
Twin Cheaks
You scared of it?
00:23:31
DeeBo
But I'm just saying like literally that scene, it's like two bros show up and they're immediately screaming at each other. Immediately. and then it just never drops.
00:23:41
Twin Cheaks
They were like, they were literally, they were one pop-off, like, they were one pop-off off off of of just ripping each other's clothes off and fucking each other.
00:23:44
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:23:44
GREASEDAPOLES
I like to think Devin thinks whenever whenever two men whenever two men are vulnerable with one another in a room, they're going fuck.
00:23:53
Steve-O
So like, is that is that like Frank's like apartment?
00:23:53
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I mean...
00:23:53
DeeBo
i mean I mean, dude, but chris Chris, he literally, he hits him in the face and he goes, I'm so sorry, baby.
00:23:53
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
00:23:56
Steve-O
He hangs out?
00:24:00
DeeBo
Baby, I'm sorry.
00:24:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I know, but then they they both they both start crying about their dead family slash friends, and they're both crying together.
00:24:01
DeeBo
Baby, I'm sorry.
00:24:01
Twin Cheaks
like, i'm sorry.
00:24:02
DeeBo
I won't do it again, baby.
00:24:04
Twin Cheaks
And then he was like, no, it's okay. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
00:24:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:24:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, that's... It's just two guys being, know...
00:24:12
DeeBo
Nah, dude, they were touching tips after that one.
00:24:16
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, dude. They were docking stocking stationing each other.
00:24:19
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:24:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Alright. Yeah, you guys are right.
00:24:20
Twin Cheaks
But, um...
00:24:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:24:21
Steve-O
you convince me.
00:24:22
DeeBo
but I'm just saying, like, is Frank's everyday? He's just, because I will say, do enjoy Jon Bernthal's take on The Punisher. However, it is not, it is not like the Garth Ennis what you think of when you think of The Punisher comic book.
00:24:30
GREASEDAPOLES
very emotional. It's very emotional.
00:24:31
Steve-O
yeah
00:24:37
DeeBo
Yeah, I'm like, he's screaming all the time. And he's just mad all the time. Frankly, you cut that guy's shins off, he's a Wolverine.
00:24:44
Twin Cheaks
yeah Frankly...
00:24:48
DeeBo
He's 100% a hundred percent of Wolverine.
00:24:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he he's pure anger and sadness.
00:24:50
Twin Cheaks
He's short enough. He's stubby enough to be Wolverine too.
00:24:51
DeeBo
No, I think Jon Bernthal is like a tall dude.
00:24:54
Twin Cheaks
Is he?
00:24:55
Steve-O
I mean, I saw him on stage with that dog.
00:24:55
Twin Cheaks
i don't
00:24:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Wait, how tall was the dog?
00:24:59
Steve-O
It's a big dog.
00:25:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
00:25:01
DeeBo
I mean, listen, we're talking about Hugh Jackman, right?
00:25:01
Twin Cheaks
I don't... I always thought he looked a little stubby.
00:25:03
DeeBo
All right, you know what, guys? Guys? Agreed?
00:25:05
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:25:06
Twin Cheaks
How tall is he?
00:25:06
DeeBo
Disagreed? 5'11". 5'11". five
00:25:07
Steve-O
I think he's a really good Punisher because he's got that like face that looks like he's been taken a few hits.
00:25:08
Twin Cheaks
Oh, that's pretty tall.
00:25:12
Twin Cheaks
he He looks like war-torn veteran PTSD.
00:25:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Definitely.
00:25:15
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, no one says that knows it has a healing factor.
00:25:17
Twin Cheaks
veteran pts there
00:25:19
DeeBo
No one says that about Jon Bernthal.
00:25:20
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm not, I'm not again, maybe. All right. Let me, let me put it this way. I'm not so much against his performance in that scene. I'm kind of against the dialogue. Like I don't, I just thought it was kind of corny.
00:25:31
Twin Cheaks
Well, it's like – it's almost like it's like ah the what the showrunner was like poking fun at but of the of the other Daredevil seasons is kind of what we got.
00:25:41
DeeBo
yeah
00:25:41
Twin Cheaks
we got and we we it's it's the same It's the same thing.
00:25:43
GREASEDAPOLES
No, I...
00:25:45
Twin Cheaks
it's These guys just talking to each other, which is fine.
00:25:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Listen, I...
00:25:48
Twin Cheaks
But he was kind of like – he was poking fun at it before, and now it's like, come on, you're doing the same thing.
00:25:53
GREASEDAPOLES
I totally think one million percent, i think we all agree on this, that
00:25:54
Twin Cheaks
So you can't you can't say that.
00:25:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Punisher was supposed to be aligned with those cops in the original series.
00:26:02
DeeBo
In line? You think you're supposed to be in line with
00:26:03
Twin Cheaks
ah because Yeah, because Jon
00:26:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I think that was supposed to be his, like, gang that he was using.
00:26:08
Twin Cheaks
Bernthal originally disagreed to do it because of the direction they were taking the character. Nah,
00:26:14
DeeBo
Yeah, I thought he was just a goofy direction.
00:26:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Definitely.
00:26:15
Twin Cheaks
he was
00:26:16
DeeBo
I didn't think he was like...
00:26:18
GREASEDAPOLES
No, I think he was...
00:26:18
Twin Cheaks
i mean that makes sense.
00:26:19
DeeBo
Hanging out the...
00:26:19
Twin Cheaks
I feel like Jon Bernthal gets the character.
00:26:20
DeeBo
don't know, man.
00:26:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Blue Lives Matter Punisher.
00:26:23
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I think he gets it, and then...
00:26:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm...
00:26:24
DeeBo
I don't know, dude.
00:26:25
DeeBo
I don't know, man. I i can't side off on that.
00:26:29
Twin Cheaks
I'll tell you this, guys.
00:26:29
GREASEDAPOLES
I
00:26:30
Steve-O
it was a little It was a little weird because it felt like he like insta-swatted that like down.
00:26:30
Twin Cheaks
I'll tell you this, though.
00:26:36
Steve-O
He's like, oh, fucking fanboys.
00:26:37
DeeBo
Well, he just says fanboy because he's like, it's not my problem.
00:26:37
Steve-O
Fucking fanboys.
00:26:40
DeeBo
And then obviously...
00:26:40
Steve-O
Does that mean I could take that line and like dub it anti-fanboys?
00:26:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:26:43
GREASEDAPOLES
don't know. Yeah, you should.
00:26:44
DeeBo
Fucking A-Daw fanboys.
00:26:46
Steve-O
ah Fucking anti-fanboys are leaving bullets on our cop.
00:26:47
GREASEDAPOLES
He hates us. We're always leaving bolts everywhere.
00:26:51
Twin Cheaks
What would Comics Frank do? He would just kill those cops, right?
00:26:55
Steve-O
He would have killed those cops, yeah.
00:26:55
Twin Cheaks
Like, that's basically... Yeah.
00:26:56
DeeBo
I mean, there was literally there's literally a story where he just he kind of struggles with trying to kill...
00:26:56
GREASEDAPOLES
If they were killing...
00:26:57
Twin Cheaks
So maybe he'll do it maybe he'll do it still.
00:27:03
DeeBo
like He doesn't want to kill even dirty cops because they're still cops. Yeah. You know, but like he kind of i ah can't remember the book or the arc, but he kind of just like has to do it because he's like, but it's a big deal for Frank.
00:27:17
Steve-O
Yeah. Wasn't there that arc, though, where it's, like, all the copycats and he, like, kills them?
00:27:23
DeeBo
Yeah, but those guys are psychos.
00:27:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, that's that's like the goofy Punisher.
00:27:26
Steve-O
That was Knights, I think, though, right?
00:27:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, because that was one where there was that one Punisher only killed CEOs. Like Luigi.
00:27:34
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, like Luigi.
00:27:34
Steve-O
Dude.
00:27:35
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:27:37
GREASEDAPOLES
I remember that. I i remember reading that and I was like, this guy kind of rocks.
00:27:37
Steve-O
I'm kind of listening. Okay.
00:27:41
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know why Punisher should kill him. I'm totally behind what he's doing.
00:27:46
Twin Cheaks
I'll tell you, I'll tell you this though, guys, the, um, I'm happy with the season so far. I think it's, I think it's pretty good, but like what's getting at me is like, I don't know if it's like worthy to use the subtitle born again.
00:27:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:28:00
Twin Cheaks
And maybe this is just a snob in me thinking about it.
00:28:01
GREASEDAPOLES
I agree with you because I personally am quite con confounded by the last reveal and that character in general. Like, I don't understand where he fits in the general story.
00:28:11
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:28:15
GREASEDAPOLES
And I just think it feels tag, tag.
00:28:16
DeeBo
Muse? I think Muse is one of those, like, it was a bigger deal, and now he's just going like, a villain for, like, three issues, or episodes.
00:28:19
Twin Cheaks
i mean, we'll see.
00:28:25
GREASEDAPOLES
That stinks. I don't, it feels really packed on.
00:28:26
Twin Cheaks
i mean, we got time.
00:28:28
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:28:28
Twin Cheaks
We got time, but like, you know, Matt still hasn't gotten his home foreclosed on yet.
00:28:35
Steve-O
Matt's life needs to get worse...................
00:28:35
DeeBo
Yeah, was...
00:28:36
Twin Cheaks
Karen, Karen,
00:28:36
Steve-O
words
00:28:38
Twin Cheaks
Karen. Yeah. but and And that's the, that's the thing. It's like, are they going to, are they going to go hard?
00:28:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, there was a set photo that was leaked that I heard about.
00:28:45
DeeBo
Oh, man.
00:28:46
Twin Cheaks
Is it his house in shambles?
00:28:48
GREASEDAPOLES
It's Karen with a red wig and she looks strung out.
00:28:48
Twin Cheaks
That's what I want to.
00:28:51
Twin Cheaks
Oh, so she does. No, don't do it. No.
00:28:54
DeeBo
Oh, dude.
00:28:54
Twin Cheaks
Oh, but, oh, you know what? No, that makes sense though, because of her. That's what her past was in the universe.
00:29:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:29:00
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:29:01
Twin Cheaks
Right. So maybe, maybe she does.
00:29:02
GREASEDAPOLES
That would fit. That would fit.
00:29:03
DeeBo
I mean...
00:29:04
Twin Cheaks
So we'll see. We'll see what happens.
00:29:06
GREASEDAPOLES
But I don't know.
00:29:06
Twin Cheaks
I'm just saying, like... but it's like, imagine imagine if for the third Nolan film, the third Nolan Batman film, if the title was The Dark Knight Returns, right?
00:29:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I get you.
00:29:17
Twin Cheaks
Like, that would feel that will feel pretty... Like, they're like, oh, they're using the title for a mid-movie. You know what i mean?
00:29:23
Steve-O
and like Why are you doing No Man's Land and calling it that?
00:29:25
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, why... Right, yeah. So it's like...
00:29:28
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah I think there is a little bit of that going on. Like, I think they're cutting and pasting a lot of stuff from other series, comics.
00:29:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:29:33
Twin Cheaks
just like...
00:29:35
Steve-O
They just they took the title because it was like, we're reborning the series.
00:29:35
GREASEDAPOLES
It's just...
00:29:38
Twin Cheaks
Because it's Daredevil's most iconic story probably ever written.
00:29:39
Steve-O
Ho, ho, ho.
00:29:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:44
Twin Cheaks
And what's sad is like, I don't know, man. Because I'm rereading Born Again right now.
00:29:48
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't...
00:29:52
Twin Cheaks
And...
00:29:53
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll be honest with you. I see a little Marvel Tom fuckery going on here, and i' I'm worried.
00:29:54
Twin Cheaks
doesn't come close.
00:29:58
GREASEDAPOLES
i i I see more hands on this than, like, the Penguin. felt like that guy got to make whatever he wanted, and he didn't have to include anything.
00:30:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:30:07
Steve-O
Penguin felt fucking dirty.
00:30:09
GREASEDAPOLES
It did.
00:30:09
Steve-O
And ah i you never knew what you were going to the next week.
00:30:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Right. And that's...
00:30:13
Steve-O
This feels like i'm win whenever they kind of surprise me with like, you know, getting getting a little darker, and little bluer than normal.
00:30:14
GREASEDAPOLES
this
00:30:21
Steve-O
I'm like, okay thank you.
00:30:24
Twin Cheaks
But it's like, what why are they using the title, right? Is it because we have to see Matt become Daredevil again? Like, they didn't give us enough time.
00:30:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Probably.
00:30:31
DeeBo
Yeah, I think it's going to end with that.
00:30:32
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, we've only had a couple episodes. Yeah, we've only had a couple episodes of that.
00:30:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I think it's also Fisk turning back into Kingpin, like reverting back to the Hulk.
00:30:41
Twin Cheaks
Call Kingpin born again, then.
00:30:42
Steve-O
Dude, he's eating dinner again. He's eating dinner in the dungeon.
00:30:45
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, that was actually pretty dope, seeing the fucking dude in the cage.
00:30:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Eating dinner in the dungeon.
00:30:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Who is that guy again?
00:30:51
Twin Cheaks
That's the guy that Vanessa cheated on him with.
00:30:51
DeeBo
was...
00:30:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yes, that's right.
00:30:55
Twin Cheaks
Adam.
00:30:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:30:57
Twin Cheaks
Well, don't even want to say cheating. I don't think that's fair to Vanessa. I'm kind of on Team Vanessa with this whole thing.
00:31:04
GREASEDAPOLES
and Teeny tiny Tony Soprano was like licking his balls during that one scene where he fucked up.
00:31:05
Twin Cheaks
little bit.
00:31:09
DeeBo
Oh, yeah. Well, you know what? i i I find that more and more interesting, to be honest. Because I was like, oh, it's going like a whole season now where he's like trying to avoid getting caught for leaking.
00:31:23
DeeBo
he's just up front. He's like, yeah.
00:31:24
GREASEDAPOLES
I did like that too.
00:31:24
DeeBo
i Yeah.
00:31:26
GREASEDAPOLES
It clears out a dumb storyline that would have been stretched out in other shows.
00:31:26
DeeBo
yeah
00:31:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:31:30
DeeBo
Yeah. and it And it just kind of makes that character a little bit more interesting because he's like, no, like, i actually do think he's doing good things, you know.
00:31:37
Steve-O
You know Kingpin's gonna crush his head, though, in a later on episode.
00:31:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:31:40
DeeBo
Yeah, bro. Well, yeah.
00:31:41
GREASEDAPOLES
His head is so crushable.
00:31:43
DeeBo
He's just like, can't have any weaknesses. and and
00:31:45
Steve-O
I thought of you like a son!
00:31:47
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:31:47
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:31:48
Twin Cheaks
He's going to he's gonna strangle him and then throw his driver's license in the river.
00:31:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:31:51
DeeBo
Yeah, exactly.
00:31:52
Twin Cheaks
That's what's going to happen.
00:31:52
DeeBo
He's going to take his money and throw his 100% of what's going to happen.
00:31:53
Steve-O
ah yeah
00:31:54
GREASEDAPOLES
you can't come You can't come with me on this ride.
00:31:54
Steve-O
but
00:31:57
Steve-O
Just the nastiest scene from Penguin.
00:31:59
DeeBo
I can't let anybody know we're friends.
00:32:00
Steve-O
He's like, bro, you just stole stuff from Penguin.
00:32:01
DeeBo
What? Yeah.
00:32:05
Steve-O
Yeah, that's why we said we're better than Penguin.
00:32:07
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah That, yeah, it's definitely not. So I think we're all in agreeance on that end of it, too.
00:32:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:32:15
DeeBo
yeah but you i mean and
00:32:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, it's good, but it's not that.
00:32:18
Steve-O
I'm having fun with it, though.
00:32:19
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm having fun.
00:32:19
DeeBo
I'm looking forward to it and I'm i'm into every episode so far.
00:32:24
GREASEDAPOLES
I just, I've been watching a shitload of good TV, and that was on the lesser end of it. ah To be honest, if I'm honest, fully honest.
00:32:31
Steve-O
Dude,
00:32:32
DeeBo
<unk>
00:32:34
Steve-O
we just lost a we lost one of the big the kingpins of ah TV watching right now.
00:32:36
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:32:42
Steve-O
Severance, season two finale.
00:32:42
GREASEDAPOLES
What a fucking episode that was.
00:32:45
DeeBo
So you guys, so I was, i was late to this one.
00:32:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus Christ.
00:32:48
DeeBo
this I didn't get to this till like Saturday.
00:32:50
Steve-O
You're too busy he watching The Pit. Motherfucker was watching The Pit.
00:32:52
DeeBo
was watching the pit, bro, man.
00:32:53
Steve-O
Goddamn.
00:32:53
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm stuck in the pit!
00:32:54
DeeBo
I was in the pit.
00:32:55
GREASEDAPOLES
I can't get out!
00:32:55
Steve-O
yeah Get me out of the pit!
00:32:56
DeeBo
um
00:32:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Really?
00:32:57
DeeBo
No, but ah so like I didn't, I was avoiding the internet by and large, but still people were like, I saw a lot of people mad.
00:33:02
Steve-O
yeah
00:33:06
DeeBo
They said this was bad. We hated it.
00:33:10
GREASEDAPOLES
really
00:33:11
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:33:11
Steve-O
Really?
00:33:11
DeeBo
and i And I was like,
00:33:12
Steve-O
I mean, you shouldn't go on the Zack Snyder Reddit for your severance mark.
00:33:15
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:33:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:33:17
DeeBo
That's actually R slash the pit. But I was like, oh, man. ah Okay. Like, because, you know, let's not act like there haven't been pretty. There's been some s stinkers this season.
00:33:26
Steve-O
the the The previous episode was definitely rough.
00:33:27
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:33:28
DeeBo
So i was kind of like I was kind of like, oh man, are they just not going do anything?
00:33:29
Steve-O
I will give you that.
00:33:34
DeeBo
like Is it going to feel like a nothing episode? And no, it just turned out that these people were babies and don't understand what like structure is and stakes and decisions are.
00:33:45
GREASEDAPOLES
love what love is
00:33:45
Steve-O
they were They were genuinely emotionally hurt by the episode.
00:33:49
DeeBo
yeah yeah, they were just mad at the decision made.
00:33:53
Steve-O
Because i I felt that pain at the end of that episode. I was like, fuck, this is fucked up.
00:33:57
GREASEDAPOLES
and here and here's the deal like somebody said this and i i think it's very true you're what this show does it lulls you into complete complicity like you're you're complicit in the fact that the innies aren't people and they should be sacrificed for the greater good of Aldi Mark getting with his wife.
00:34:18
Steve-O
yeah. yeah.
00:34:18
GREASEDAPOLES
And I think a lot of people reacted exactly the way people with an innie would when they heard about that. They would be like, oh, fuck them. Sacrifice. cares?
00:34:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Like they don't. It's great. It's wonderful because it shows people's true colors.
00:34:32
Steve-O
yeah
00:34:34
GREASEDAPOLES
And then like for me, when I saw that, I was like, Well, Jesus Christ, and mark that girl's a stranger to him. like Why would he care at all about her?
00:34:44
Steve-O
it No, because like if you... Alright.
00:34:47
GREASEDAPOLES
There's no purpose.
00:34:47
Steve-O
boilers for for Spoilers for a little bit. I'm not going to spoil too much, but Severance. like cover your ears if you don't want to hear anything because this this show is some of the best stuff on TV right now.
00:34:59
Steve-O
um Imagine you're in an elevator with with someone. you've been You've been in some weird fucking dungeon being fucking forced around and just like flicking in and out of life.
00:35:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, right.
00:35:12
Steve-O
You immediately are like rescued by your husband who you've been longing for for the longest time. You're kissing in an elevator and then suddenly you are fucking... like outside of a wall, like literally like, where are you going?
00:35:22
GREASEDAPOLES
strangers
00:35:26
Steve-O
And you see him run into the arms of another woman.
00:35:28
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah dude but it's like totally like he's a person and he marks a person why would he care at all about why would he run out into that hallway with je there's no reason for him to have any fucking connection to that
00:35:29
Steve-O
Like that's so fucking cool. Like, ah,
00:35:36
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:35:36
Steve-O
he's, he's his, like, he is completely unique from the mark. That is the Audi. Like,
00:35:47
DeeBo
Yeah, because he's basically saying, I'm going to die when I do this. And then, and even then, I think he would have, but then he saw Hallie.
00:35:51
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:35:55
DeeBo
And then he's like, okay.
00:35:56
GREASEDAPOLES
And a lot of people are saying that that's not helly.
00:36:00
DeeBo
And it's wrong. She could confirmed it.
00:36:01
GREASEDAPOLES
And it's wrong.
00:36:02
DeeBo
Yeah, she confirmed it.
00:36:02
Steve-O
It's wrong.
00:36:02
GREASEDAPOLES
think it's wrong.
00:36:03
Steve-O
That is 100% real That's Westworld brain.
00:36:05
DeeBo
And again, this speaks to my my my complaint a few weeks ago where i was like, it's such a lazy theory now.
00:36:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Like.
00:36:12
DeeBo
Oh, so-and-so is not this. They're they're the severed. They're the innie. They're the outie.
00:36:18
Steve-O
It's people who have Westworld brain.
00:36:18
DeeBo
Yeah, it's Westworld. It's the worst parts of Lost fandom.
00:36:22
GREASEDAPOLES
all right.
00:36:22
DeeBo
it's It's like, oh, I can't deal with it.
00:36:23
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Get this. get This alright is the real groundbreaker theory shit that I saw from this episode. i want want to know what you guys feel about Their experiment that they're doing with Gemma in their room, it failed miserably.
00:36:39
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:36:42
GREASEDAPOLES
they They were trying to pull emotion out of a human being to make them complicit to do whatever they want without feeling or thought And it failed miserably.
00:36:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Anymark is the true experiment. And they don't understand that love is the only thing that will keep an innie down there.
00:37:07
GREASEDAPOLES
That's it. That's the only thing that will ever make an innie do what they want them to do. They have to have build, like, love.
00:37:14
Steve-O
Love is the thing that will make people stay.
00:37:15
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:37:15
GREASEDAPOLES
And...
00:37:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Somewhere where they don't want to be.
00:37:23
Steve-O
um
00:37:23
GREASEDAPOLES
That simple. Like, and they will never figure it out because their stupid religion only has four tempers.
00:37:32
GREASEDAPOLES
You know?
00:37:32
DeeBo
Right.
00:37:33
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:37:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, it's too closed off. Like, they don't, they're never going to figure it out. And it's going to ruin them. Like, that's where I see it all going in the future. Right?
00:37:45
DeeBo
Very...
00:37:45
Steve-O
I mean, we don't we don't like the four tempers. They don't like those four tempers.
00:37:50
GREASEDAPOLES
They don't.
00:37:50
Steve-O
Frolic, woe.
00:37:50
GREASEDAPOLES
and but But they don't even they don't even have love in there, which it should be.
00:37:55
Steve-O
Right.
00:37:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Because that's the most deciding temper and it seems like the thing that will actually keep in ease where they need to be.
00:38:03
Steve-O
It is something that every oh each of the four office workers are driven by.
00:38:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Exactly. And it keeps them far going deeper and deeper in into loom and even though they shouldn't, especially the ones that are fired.
00:38:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:38:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, it drives them to keep going back to that shitty office. That's all it is. And it sucks. Like, when you think about it, it really, it's sad that love is the thing that's the best way to keep slaves slaves.
00:38:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, that's, it's inherently a very sad part.
00:38:40
Steve-O
I thought it was interesting because it's the the very beginning where he's talking to himself via camcorder and like kind of having an argument.
00:38:46
DeeBo
Wonderful. Wonderful. love the way it was up.
00:38:48
Steve-O
It was so good.
00:38:49
DeeBo
love the way it was shot. I love that...
00:38:50
GREASEDAPOLES
I need to.
00:38:52
DeeBo
i love that the the the best kill I've seen on TV in a good walk long while.
00:39:03
Steve-O
Oh, my God.
00:39:04
DeeBo
It's hilarious.
00:39:05
Steve-O
It is hilarious.
00:39:05
DeeBo
Hilarious. And then if you think about like In-Ear and Out-Ey Mark's perspective where he's like...
00:39:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, it's ridiculous.
00:39:13
DeeBo
He goes from... So Out-Ey Mark goes from like he's a child to the next time he wakes up is he murdered a man and he's covered in blood and he's like, what in the world just happened, right?
00:39:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:39:26
GREASEDAPOLES
And then him shaking that gun at the nurse.
00:39:29
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:29
Steve-O
Oh, and just like, fuck you! Or no, she was, she kept screaming, fuck you!
00:39:31
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah She's like, fucko! Go away, fucko!
00:39:35
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:39:35
DeeBo
you know
00:39:36
GREASEDAPOLES
That was so, like, human.
00:39:38
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:39:38
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:39:39
GREASEDAPOLES
And, uh, they kept calling him the spouse.
00:39:39
DeeBo
And so like...
00:39:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:39:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:39:43
DeeBo
fucking spouse i was like okay um and like i love the symbolism right i love the the greek myth like uh what eurydices and odysseus or orpheus and eurydices like with the maze right trying to get your wife from the underworld to the whole we talked about it on the discord a little bit but the whole like i got hardcore graduate vibes for sure
00:39:45
GREASEDAPOLES
the
00:39:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Sure.
00:39:59
Steve-O
Mm.
00:40:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude.
00:40:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:40:07
DeeBo
At the end of that.
00:40:07
GREASEDAPOLES
That ending is like, what the fuck do we do?
00:40:08
DeeBo
Yeah. And I love that he went to like, I guess it wasn't true film print, but like they digitally made it look like film at the very end.
00:40:17
Steve-O
that's what That's what I was hearing. I heard they took the digital print and then they um they put it on a 35 meter print.
00:40:19
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:40:21
DeeBo
I just kind of futz with it. Okay. Okay.
00:40:25
Steve-O
and And then that's how they did the...
00:40:25
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was.
00:40:26
Steve-O
ah the I mean, that was like basically straight out of Butch Cassidy and like you know just the freeze frame ending.
00:40:32
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what it felt like.
00:40:33
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:40:33
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:40:33
Steve-O
And like you're 100% spot on with The Graduate. Just weird 1960s romantic escapism.
00:40:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:42
DeeBo
Yeah, because it's like they're not.
00:40:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Yep.
00:40:43
Steve-O
It's something we don't get in media anymore.
00:40:45
DeeBo
Yeah, because they're not going anywhere. And like he is right. I was like, Helly's fine. No matter what, like Helly will be fine. You know, like.
00:40:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
00:40:55
DeeBo
What is the new thing? Like, are they just going to make them start over? Right. A lot of questions for season three.
00:41:00
Steve-O
They're just running.
00:41:02
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. And like they're going to call. Obviously, they're just going to.
00:41:05
GREASEDAPOLES
He killed an Egan.
00:41:06
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:41:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:41:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Like they're going to want his head.
00:41:10
DeeBo
Also. By the way, I can't remember her name, right? The goat lady.
00:41:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:41:16
DeeBo
Like, the character's name.
00:41:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Sure.
00:41:19
DeeBo
but How does HR explain that one when she gets out of work? Like, hey, I know your face is busted. There was an incident. But, you know, you might have some haunting feelings when you when you get out work.
00:41:34
GREASEDAPOLES
So filing cabinet fell on her head.
00:41:36
DeeBo
Yeah, like, like you you were in a full-on brawl.
00:41:36
Steve-O
I'm shocked that.
00:41:41
Steve-O
Yeah, but like she want like she fucking whooped.
00:41:41
DeeBo
That's all.
00:41:44
Steve-O
What's his face is as Drummond's ass.
00:41:45
DeeBo
Of course.
00:41:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Somebody tells me, I feel like what's going to happen with Mark, which is what will happen with most of the other innies that were involved in that is they're just going to be thrown into testing.
00:41:46
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:41:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Like that's testing is like the dungeon. Like Steve said, it's a prison and they just,
00:42:00
Steve-O
He's not going to get a gift card to the diner.
00:42:03
GREASEDAPOLES
He's not getting a gift card to the diner. like I feel like Gemma did something similar, and that's why she was down there in particular. Like, she did something fucked up.
00:42:13
GREASEDAPOLES
She...
00:42:14
Steve-O
I yeah, there's a part of me that thinks that, you know, they Gemma was trying to do something for the future of her and Mark's relationship, you know, since they were having troubles having a child.
00:42:15
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what I mean?
00:42:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah.
00:42:28
Steve-O
So I imagine she might have made a deal with the devil.
00:42:30
GREASEDAPOLES
I think Yeah, exactly, right? Like, maybe that was part of her getting, being able to have a kid again. You know, maybe, is there weird technology as far and ahead?
00:42:40
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:42:45
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, it's super science, basically.
00:42:46
Steve-O
I mean, if they're stealing it, you know.
00:42:47
DeeBo
Yeah. Do we, do we guys, do you guys know the, so is that the, is the go thing just literally just sacrifices or do we still think there's more to the goats?
00:42:49
GREASEDAPOLES
There you go. Like every other corporation.
00:42:58
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's just sacrifices.
00:42:58
DeeBo
Yeah. I hope it is. I'm over the goat shit.
00:43:00
Steve-O
Yeah, it's it's very weird because it's like there's like little like.
00:43:02
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's just...
00:43:07
Steve-O
I don't know what to call them. They're like, they're fucking like little like cave drawings of like what happens to the goat, like the goat, like ascends and then guides like the, the person.
00:43:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude.
00:43:16
Steve-O
And like, this is, this is wild.
00:43:17
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:43:19
Steve-O
This is weird, but I guess this is like cult stuff.
00:43:19
DeeBo
Who knows?
00:43:20
GREASEDAPOLES
And it... I think it really just shows you how just fucking completely... Like, their perception so narrowed. Like, they're only focused on their weird bullshit cult when, like, the best parts of their technology are running around the severance floor right now.
00:43:38
GREASEDAPOLES
You know what i mean? Like, the ones that worked.
00:43:39
Steve-O
we need We need to realize that's that's not what's going to get them in anywhere.
00:43:41
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:43:45
Steve-O
The best part of that whole thing is Mr.
00:43:45
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
00:43:48
Steve-O
Milchak fucking going nuts.
00:43:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh my god, damn it.
00:43:52
Steve-O
Fucking running to make sure he's not late for his little fucking dance party show.
00:43:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Dude.
00:43:58
GREASEDAPOLES
I swear to God, that whole setup was amazing.
00:44:01
Steve-O
He's wonderful. That fucking actor is incredible.
00:44:04
GREASEDAPOLES
They made that statue taller and he called them out on it.
00:44:07
Steve-O
yeah
00:44:07
GREASEDAPOLES
This is really funny!
00:44:08
Steve-O
know Oh my god. The most awkward fucking like barbs at one another.
00:44:13
GREASEDAPOLES
And then that smile he had where he was like dragging it out of the room
00:44:16
Steve-O
o Dude, just find out like he gives Dylan the letter and he runs out.
00:44:24
DeeBo
Oh, God, I love i love the framing. i love how quick it was.
00:44:27
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah i mean too That was awesome.
00:44:29
DeeBo
every i think, honestly, this might be one of the best directed episodes, I think, just in terms of everything they do.
00:44:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:44:36
Steve-O
yeah
00:44:38
DeeBo
And, like, yeah, we get a new we got a new department, choreography, merriment, which is... Yeah,
00:44:44
Steve-O
Dude, they're just fucking jamming out.
00:44:47
GREASEDAPOLES
That was awesome.
00:44:48
DeeBo
dude. Like, sure, not? Why not? why not
00:44:51
GREASEDAPOLES
And, you know, I read online and there's just all these, like, questions like, how do they get a band down there? What's going on? Like, where are those people go? And they're like, I just, the level of criticism for television has gone so far down.
00:45:01
DeeBo
Yeah, sometimes we we should just, yeah.
00:45:05
DeeBo
Yeah, we could just drop it. Yeah, we don't need all that.
00:45:08
GREASEDAPOLES
It's all nitpicky, like, know, suspension disbelief bullshit. It just sucks. Yeah, but what a lovely, lovely fucking season finale. I think it's the best one of of the show, too.
00:45:18
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:45:21
GREASEDAPOLES
It's just, it's got everything.
00:45:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:45:23
Steve-O
It's top tier.
00:45:23
GREASEDAPOLES
It's so big.
00:45:25
Steve-O
It's it's must watch TV, hands down.
00:45:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:26
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:45:27
GREASEDAPOLES
And I think it kind of served the whole season really well, too, because it set up all of this, and I think it really followed through on it with the final episode.
00:45:40
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:45:40
Steve-O
I was worried with like the previous episode or was it the episode before that was like specifically Miss Cobell?
00:45:44
DeeBo
but Episode nine was kind of like.
00:45:47
GREASEDAPOLES
The only thing that bugged me a bit was Irving. Like him not showing up at all.
00:45:51
Steve-O
I did feel bad about that.
00:45:53
GREASEDAPOLES
That was like where I was like, okay.
00:45:54
DeeBo
um I told you guys, you just went away, man.
00:45:55
GREASEDAPOLES
these He's gone, I guess.
00:45:57
Steve-O
ah You know, they got to save those chestnuts since they already confirmed a season three.
00:46:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, we talk.
00:46:03
Steve-O
tim Tim Cook was like, yeah, you guys are getting a season three. You guys fucked.
00:46:06
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah hit We got to bring back Ted Lasso and get a season three.
00:46:09
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah.
00:46:09
GREASEDAPOLES
There's no doubt in my mind.
00:46:11
Steve-O
God damn it.
00:46:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Pay those assholes what they want. The Ted Lasso cast.
00:46:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:46:19
DeeBo
But, you know, you know, hopefully it won't be three years. actually I think they confirmed.
00:46:24
Steve-O
No, it better not.
00:46:25
DeeBo
I think they were like, yeah, we won't. We promise.
00:46:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, better prize.
00:46:28
DeeBo
um And, you know, shout out. Shout outs Mr. Drummond. R.I.P.
00:46:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:46:34
DeeBo
to a real one.
00:46:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:46:35
Steve-O
Drumming.
00:46:37
DeeBo
Drummond.
00:46:38
Steve-O
You know, got to say, you know, that was a little that was a nice little moment for Dylan getting in his letter.
00:46:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, actually, i think Dylan's ah Audi is like the only Audi that actually looks at Dylan, any Dylan as a person. Like he actually acknowledged him as a human being and liked him, likes that he's there.
00:46:52
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:46:52
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:46:58
Steve-O
He thought about it. He thought about it he was like, all right, you know what? That's a, that is a part of me somewhere inside of me. So.
00:47:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I think there's, yeah, you think he would just be one dimensional with his anger with his wife, but he's
00:47:12
Steve-O
yeah Yeah.
00:47:13
GREASEDAPOLES
actually has a lot of dimension to him, you know?
00:47:13
DeeBo
Man, yeah.
00:47:14
DeeBo
Because actually, that that brings me to like Mark, right?
00:47:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, rough.
00:47:19
DeeBo
Because you're like, I love Mark. Mark Audi and we kind of touched on a little bit but like Mark's conversation with himself is awesome well it's awesome because it's like yeah because like you could tell almost
00:47:30
GREASEDAPOLES
It's awesome, but, like, really, out Mark...
00:47:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:47:34
Steve-O
He's a fucking child.
00:47:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Outie Mark was a... Outie Mark has been exposed, like, so bad in that conversation.
00:47:39
Steve-O
Oh, where he's like, Helen-y? Oh my god, dude. Because it's like the same shit that fucking ah Helena was doing to him.
00:47:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Dude.
00:47:44
DeeBo
yeah he's like lying immediately yeah
00:47:46
GREASEDAPOLES
And it it kind of treats him like a child.
00:47:46
Steve-O
Like... Mm-hmm.
00:47:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Like they all do. Like it's just. Have you not learned. Aldi Mark.
00:47:54
DeeBo
Yeah. I love it. He's the best.
00:47:56
GREASEDAPOLES
I do too. I really do too. And it makes sense.
00:47:58
DeeBo
Uh...
00:47:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Because he's so single minded about his wife. like That's not. i'm not I would never dispute that as a character choice.
00:48:06
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:48:06
GREASEDAPOLES
For Aldi Mark being selfish.
00:48:08
DeeBo
Yeah, like I love it because it... Even though he was shitty and he was lying, it still doesn't make him a villain, you know?
00:48:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm hmm.
00:48:15
Steve-O
no
00:48:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm hmm.
00:48:16
DeeBo
least, I don't... You know, you shouldn't see him as that. And yeah, it's just, uh... I don't know, man. People, uh...
00:48:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Desperation's a motherfucker.
00:48:25
DeeBo
And people are upset that he didn't leave. And I'm like, did you just want the show to end? Is that what we want?
00:48:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I know, right?
00:48:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:48:30
DeeBo
I don't understand that.
00:48:32
GREASEDAPOLES
It's no show if he runs off of his life.
00:48:34
DeeBo
Yeah, dude. But yeah. um
00:48:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Hell, hell a show.
00:48:38
DeeBo
Overall, overall, very, very happy with this season.
00:48:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Milchak deserves an Academy Award. ah Tillman?
00:48:47
DeeBo
The category. award ah that
00:48:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Academy Award, an Oscar, a Tony...
00:48:50
DeeBo
For him, drop, kicking, kicking all that, that, uh,
00:48:53
GREASEDAPOLES
an Emmy.
00:48:54
Steve-O
A vending machine.
00:48:55
DeeBo
Yeah, any machine.
00:48:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude, he deserves it for that.
00:48:57
DeeBo
Like jumping on it like a fucking predator.
00:48:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay, he's gonna be Kang, okay? We all know that. Let's just move on.
00:49:04
Steve-O
Should have been Doom and have Doom have a whole dance scene with a marching band.
00:49:11
Steve-O
We lost that. Thanks a lot, Robert Downey Jr.
00:49:13
DeeBo
Thanks, Seth Doom. Yeah.
00:49:16
Steve-O
Seth Mildoom.
00:49:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Um, fellas, I, I also have to inform you that I watched another show this week. That was also banger.
00:49:26
DeeBo
and
00:49:28
GREASEDAPOLES
And, uh, that would be the, uh, believe it was the seventh episode of the third season and of yellow
Critiques and Speculations on Movies
00:49:36
GREASEDAPOLES
jackets. It was revelation to say least.
00:49:42
GREASEDAPOLES
And I'm not going to spoil it because I know you all want to watch it, but the
00:49:46
DeeBo
I'm starting it tonight.
00:49:48
GREASEDAPOLES
They just freshened everything.
00:49:48
DeeBo
and
00:49:49
GREASEDAPOLES
They freshened everything up, Devin.
00:49:51
DeeBo
I think they needed to, frankly.
00:49:53
GREASEDAPOLES
They, they did something that, um, it may, it puts the younger cast in the, in the shadow that we kind of see them in the beginning of the show.
00:50:06
DeeBo
Okay.
00:50:07
GREASEDAPOLES
It really, it's, it's like, you're seeing the beginning of that.
00:50:13
DeeBo
right.
00:50:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
00:50:13
DeeBo
Good.
00:50:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Which is cool, which is really cool.
00:50:15
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:50:17
GREASEDAPOLES
And, um, And even the adult part is starting to kind of get a purpose now with this twist that was kind of thrown in.
00:50:24
DeeBo
Mm-hmm.
00:50:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Everything's starting to come to a head, which is cool. And i'm I'm liking where it's going. I'm also liking where a certain character is going.
00:50:36
DeeBo
Ooh.
00:50:37
GREASEDAPOLES
The main character, Shauna.
00:50:39
DeeBo
Okay.
00:50:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, like I always kind of thought of her as more of like a sideline to a lot of the other characters, even though she's the main character.
00:50:47
DeeBo
it Well, it seemed like, again, I watched season one and two, but like season two Shauna was very much... like Well, just adult Sean is like the main character in adult world to me.
00:51:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:02
DeeBo
And very much like a side character to me in as when they were kids.
00:51:08
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Yeah.
00:51:08
DeeBo
But, ah you know, and then ebbs and flows and people are stick around. Some people leave. ah But, yeah, it's just... I don't even... I kind of feel bad because it's like the way people talk about season two.
00:51:23
DeeBo
It wasn't bad. It's not a bad season.
00:51:24
GREASEDAPOLES
No. No. Definitely not.
00:51:26
DeeBo
It just, you know.
00:51:28
GREASEDAPOLES
In comparison to the first season and this season, I would say, though, it's the weakest.
00:51:33
DeeBo
What, this season?
00:51:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. no No, The second season.
00:51:35
DeeBo
Okay. Okay, got got gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
00:51:37
GREASEDAPOLES
I'd say the second is probably the weakest. that This one is shaping up to be really special and interesting.
00:51:42
DeeBo
Okay.
00:51:43
GREASEDAPOLES
And, um, yeah.
00:51:45
DeeBo
That's good. Cause I, yeah, I feel like they were shaky.
00:51:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Joel McHale is in it.
00:51:50
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:51:51
GREASEDAPOLES
That's all I'm going to say.
00:51:51
DeeBo
Okay.
00:51:51
GREASEDAPOLES
All right.
00:51:53
DeeBo
Oh no. I just saw comment about white Lotus.
00:51:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Ha ha.
00:51:58
DeeBo
Um,
00:51:59
GREASEDAPOLES
But anywho, yeah, really, really great like midway twist in the season. And they were kind of setting up some stuff too before that, which frankly was just like some of the most ghastly things they've done thus far.
00:52:14
DeeBo
Good. Good.
00:52:16
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Brutal.
00:52:17
DeeBo
You know, it's like, hate to say it. I hate to say it. But I feel like we need more in in today's TV than just cannibalism.
00:52:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, you got it, baby. You're going to get it.
00:52:27
DeeBo
We just needed more, you know?
00:52:29
GREASEDAPOLES
there is And it's like darkly funny too.
00:52:32
DeeBo
Good. Well, I'm just saying, like, yeah, like, as as fucked as it sounds, right?
00:52:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Like it's still kind of funny, the show.
00:52:37
DeeBo
It's like, they talk, it's clear they're cannibals in the first five minutes of the first episode.
00:52:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
00:52:45
DeeBo
So in a weird way, it's almost kind of like, okay, big deal, right? By the time you're like in into season three, like you need you need them to somehow up the stakes.
00:52:54
GREASEDAPOLES
We're like, yeah.
00:52:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Definitely do.
00:52:58
DeeBo
It's quite an ask. You know, it's kind of like writing yourself in the corner.
00:53:00
GREASEDAPOLES
they They handled it very, very well.
00:53:02
DeeBo
so Yeah, and from what you're telling me and from what I'm hearing, it sounds like they, they ah you know, they managed to do that, which is awesome.
00:53:11
GREASEDAPOLES
That is so brutal.
00:53:11
DeeBo
So...
00:53:12
GREASEDAPOLES
um Yeah, yeah. Just check it out. i I can't sing its praises.
00:53:16
DeeBo
No, it's... um I'm like... Yeah, the the start... the The watch is tonight. I'm starting it.
00:53:23
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
00:53:24
DeeBo
Oh, man.
00:53:25
GREASEDAPOLES
No movies, though.
00:53:25
DeeBo
ah Dude.
00:53:26
GREASEDAPOLES
i didn't watch any movies because movies suck now.
00:53:29
DeeBo
Honestly? Yeah. So, I haven't... I didn't watch it because... I was busy being social, but Snow White came out.
00:53:40
DeeBo
Apparently they're like, it's a bad movie.
00:53:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Snow White.
00:53:42
DeeBo
But apparently Gal Gadot's performance is like outstandingly terrible.
00:53:45
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, she's the bad part. They're saying that's like...
00:53:50
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, like one of the worst performances of all time in the history of cinema.
00:53:50
GREASEDAPOLES
i knew that already.
00:53:52
DeeBo
yeah No, no. Yeah, that's the thing. no no one knew. No one thinks she's a great actress, but they're like, no, this is like an all-timey bad
00:54:00
Twin Cheaks
But like the narrative is like, oh, Rachel Zegler was actually pretty good in spite of all the shitty things she was saying.
00:54:06
DeeBo
It's quite a hurt being doing everything to fucking.
00:54:07
Twin Cheaks
Gal Gadot is fucking ass.
00:54:09
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:54:09
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, she's...
00:54:10
GREASEDAPOLES
dog trash.
00:54:11
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:54:13
DeeBo
So it's it's kind of interesting. Didn't make a lot of money. 87 million worldwide.
00:54:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, nothing is making money
00:54:22
DeeBo
I know. Why? are you what No, but you tell me the the cane heads didn't come out for Novocaine.
00:54:30
GREASEDAPOLES
not a lot of cane heads anymore.
00:54:30
DeeBo
What? What?
00:54:32
Twin Cheaks
What's the next big movie coming out?
00:54:34
DeeBo
ah that is what I'm sinners, right?
00:54:36
Twin Cheaks
Like soon-ish.
00:54:37
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
00:54:40
DeeBo
But like, I don't sinners.
00:54:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Spinners?
00:54:42
Twin Cheaks
Cinemakers.
00:54:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Sinners. Sinners, yeah, that that's going be great.
00:54:44
DeeBo
Yeah. um
00:54:46
GREASEDAPOLES
That is going to be good.
00:54:46
DeeBo
Let's see. Let's do.
00:54:47
GREASEDAPOLES
but did Does that come out for like the summer though?
00:54:49
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I think that's a summer movie.
00:54:50
DeeBo
I think it got, it was like pushed and then pulled.
00:54:54
Twin Cheaks
Got pushed up. Haley Steinfeld needs the wedding money.
00:54:57
DeeBo
Dude, I knew.
00:54:57
Twin Cheaks
Wait, no, Josh Allen just got paid. She doesn't need money right now.
00:55:00
GREASEDAPOLES
April 18th. Wow.
00:55:01
DeeBo
Yeah. April 18th. So it's,
00:55:02
Twin Cheaks
Oh, wow.
00:55:04
GREASEDAPOLES
I ain't like them apples.
00:55:04
Twin Cheaks
a few weeks?
00:55:04
DeeBo
So the next big movie. Okay, well, hear me out. Not big.
00:55:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, boy.
00:55:11
DeeBo
But Chris, you and I saw this trailer for the last movie. You saw The Woman in the Yard. Remember that trailer?
00:55:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah. That looks like an interesting horror movie.
00:55:18
DeeBo
That's this week. That's this week, yeah.
00:55:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Is it really? Hmm.
00:55:22
DeeBo
Also, A Working Man, which I think is a state in his Jason Statham movie. Hell yeah. So the next, technically, the next biggest movie
00:55:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Cacers Jason's.
00:55:33
DeeBo
is Minecraft, which I know we're all psyched for.
00:55:35
Steve-O
Dude, me and Jack B, we go together like peanut butter and jelly, man.
00:55:36
Twin Cheaks
I actually kind of want to see
00:55:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Um, Steve, I don't know if you know this, but the main character of the movie is named Steve.
00:55:46
Twin Cheaks
It's Steve. Like you.
00:55:48
Steve-O
That's what I'm saying. He learned everything from me.
00:55:52
GREASEDAPOLES
What? You know how make them destroy blocks?
00:55:54
Steve-O
He asked me about Minecraft. I said, I don't really know much about that game, but I'll tell you what I do know. I'm like, oh, what's Steve look like?
00:55:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Uh.
00:56:00
Steve-O
He's like, he kind of looks like a long-haired Jack Black.
00:56:04
DeeBo
good
00:56:05
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, they yeah they made him look more like squarish.
00:56:09
DeeBo
really sure that's just not his diet
00:56:09
GREASEDAPOLES
I think in the movie. Yeah, because there's like on the poster he's like... No, no, no. Like his stomach is all sunken in. Like they did something to make him look like a box.
00:56:18
DeeBo
um okay well apparently he was supposed to be a pig and then they like the original draft where Jack Black is supposed to pig yeah
00:56:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Not like...
00:56:28
GREASEDAPOLES
You gonna make Jack Black a pig?
00:56:29
Steve-O
i think I think that's good casting. I think him being playing ah like a little moblin sort of guy.
00:56:35
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:56:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Well then who's gonna Steve? Steve?
00:56:37
Steve-O
o Will Forte.
00:56:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Will Forte! What?
00:56:40
DeeBo
Yeah, actually, did you, wait, did you guys see that clip where Jason Momoa almost showed a reporter a picture of him as Lobo?
00:56:47
Steve-O
Really?
00:56:47
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
00:56:48
DeeBo
It was funny. He's like, they're like, oh so are you like all white? Because, you know, Lobo's like white, like white skin, head to toe. and He's like, well, I'm wearing a lot of R. He's like, actually, i got a picture. Hold on.
00:56:59
DeeBo
And the reporter's like, oh, and then you hear like his agent or whatever. It's like, don't do it. He's like, ah you almost got me. Fuck.
00:57:07
Steve-O
Damn.
00:57:08
DeeBo
Okay. Nevermind.
00:57:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Is that easy? Is that easy?
00:57:10
DeeBo
yeah dude. it was He was like, yeah, let me check my phone. on let me He literally gets up to grab his phone to show the guy and his agent's like, do not do that, please. He's like, oh shit, my bad.
00:57:21
Steve-O
I would have convinced him too. And I would have been like, ah I won't tell anybody.
00:57:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I'm not going to say anything.
00:57:24
Steve-O
And then I would have been like,
00:57:24
DeeBo
I'll be honest. Yeah, dude, be honest.
00:57:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Shut that camera off.
00:57:27
DeeBo
It's stuff like that that makes me really like Jason Momoa because he just seems like a big, dumb, lovable idiot.
00:57:29
GREASEDAPOLES
It's off now.
00:57:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it does.
00:57:33
DeeBo
He's like, oh, fuck, my bad. It's cool.
00:57:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, you got any Lobo pictures on your phone? Like, I bet you just said that, you would be like, sure thing, man.
00:57:38
DeeBo
Oh, yeah, dude. I got like, it's dude, it basically that's basically how the conversation went.
00:57:42
Steve-O
Let me go through your photos.
00:57:44
DeeBo
Like, yeah, actually, let me show you. It's like sick, dude.
00:57:49
GREASEDAPOLES
That's all right.
00:57:50
DeeBo
ah But yeah, so Minecraft April 4th. Then no really, it's like sinners April 18th. um
00:58:00
GREASEDAPOLES
So Minecraft, easy to build.
00:58:02
DeeBo
Easy to bail three bill if we're, you know,
00:58:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Sinner's probably going to pull down a bill.
00:58:07
DeeBo
Once the once's the cane heads get done.
00:58:09
Steve-O
I think Minecraft's be a secret stinker.
00:58:09
DeeBo
they Actually, I think it's going to be a...
00:58:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, two bell.
00:58:12
Steve-O
Not much of a secret.
00:58:13
Twin Cheaks
I think it's going to be good.
00:58:13
DeeBo
i'
00:58:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Two bell, Steve.
00:58:16
Twin Cheaks
Surprisingly.
00:58:17
DeeBo
Dude, I would let...
00:58:18
Twin Cheaks
It's going be like Dungeons and Dragons, the movie.
00:58:18
DeeBo
I'll be honest.
00:58:20
GREASEDAPOLES
That wasn't good.
00:58:22
DeeBo
daset Chris, that was a good movie.
00:58:25
Steve-O
a good movie. I do enjoy honor We're talking about Honor Among Thieves, right?
00:58:26
DeeBo
That was a good movie.
00:58:27
Twin Cheaks
yeah yeah
00:58:28
Steve-O
We're not talking about the one from 2000.
00:58:29
DeeBo
yeah Yeah, Honor Among Thieves. Honor Among Thieves.
00:58:30
GREASEDAPOLES
um Honor Among Thieves. Honor Among Thieves. Okay.
00:58:32
Twin Cheaks
Oh, not the Marlon Wayans. Well, I was talking about the Marlon Wayans.
00:58:33
GREASEDAPOLES
My bad.
00:58:34
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:58:35
Twin Cheaks
No, I'm just kidding. wasn't talking about the Marlon Wayans one.
00:58:36
DeeBo
ah
00:58:36
Steve-O
ah I only talk about that one.
00:58:38
DeeBo
Yeah, alright. I was about to go to bat for a movie I kind of liked.
00:58:44
Twin Cheaks
What if it's a body swap movie like Jumanji? Then it would be good.
00:58:46
DeeBo
What, Minecraft? Where they going?
00:58:48
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:58:50
Twin Cheaks
Technically, it's a body swap.
00:58:52
DeeBo
Yeah, he was a child.
00:58:53
Twin Cheaks
Technically, every movie is a body swap movie unless it's a documentary.
00:58:57
DeeBo
was like, yeah, I mean, let's be honest.
00:58:58
Twin Cheaks
Just saying.
00:58:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Who's playing Enderman?
00:59:01
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:59:02
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what I want to know.
00:59:03
DeeBo
ah Probably Goku.
00:59:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Kevin Spacey.
00:59:05
DeeBo
Goku. Oh, that's better.
00:59:07
Steve-O
God damn it.
00:59:08
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
00:59:08
DeeBo
Yeah, you're right.
00:59:08
GREASEDAPOLES
He's a villain. and It's okay.
00:59:10
DeeBo
You're right. You're right. You're right. um Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's that's you're right, though. Fucking I had this. I talked about a few weeks ago.
00:59:20
DeeBo
don't have to get into it again. But yeah, dude, I was telling Jenny. I was like, I'm just not looking forward to anything anymore.
00:59:26
Steve-O
Yeah, not Superman.
00:59:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:59:27
Steve-O
Fucking liar.
00:59:28
DeeBo
Dude, that's in July, right?
00:59:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Call him out, Steve.
00:59:32
Steve-O
i like I like to go weirdly aggro.
00:59:32
DeeBo
I'm so I need something like.
00:59:34
Steve-O
I don't know why.
00:59:35
DeeBo
yeah I need something like quick. I need a quick turnaround, dude.
00:59:38
GREASEDAPOLES
You're not going to get anything quick, Devin. Movies aren't making money anymore.
00:59:41
DeeBo
book
00:59:41
GREASEDAPOLES
They're going to make any more of them.
00:59:43
DeeBo
Somebody's got to put something out so i can watch it.
00:59:43
GREASEDAPOLES
It's over. Nope.
00:59:46
Steve-O
Here, i'll i'll I'll make something for you real quick.
00:59:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Nope.
00:59:49
DeeBo
Yeah.
00:59:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, you on that right now?
00:59:50
DeeBo
Is it done?
00:59:50
GREASEDAPOLES
you doing it right now?
00:59:51
Steve-O
You gotta...
00:59:51
DeeBo
Is it done?
00:59:51
Steve-O
ah Yeah, I'm working right now. You guys gotta keep talking while I'm making it
00:59:52
DeeBo
yeah no I needed it yesterday, dude.
00:59:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Can you hurry up? like
00:59:55
DeeBo
Alright.
00:59:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Can you hurry it up?
00:59:57
DeeBo
Well, while Steve's making that movie, ah let's go check on some of the news stories, guys.
00:59:58
GREASEDAPOLES
God damn it. He's taking too long.
01:00:02
GREASEDAPOLES
I want to see what movie he made.
01:00:04
DeeBo
He's going to come and tell us Well, you know what movie he was working on? But ah Warner Brothers canned it. Now Warner Brothers might not be canning it.
01:00:14
GREASEDAPOLES
is Steve's Looney Tunes movie?
01:00:15
DeeBo
is that Is that Looney Tunes movie?
01:00:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Damn.
01:00:17
DeeBo
Yeah. ah
01:00:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve's going to be so upset.
01:00:20
DeeBo
He's just gonna be so mad, dude. All that work?
01:00:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus.
01:00:23
Steve-O
Dude, now that John Cena's a heel, that thing's hotcakes.
01:00:29
DeeBo
Wait, Steve, can I be going to...
01:00:29
GREASEDAPOLES
but way You know what? Ketchup's going to release it, isn't it?
01:00:34
DeeBo
I don't know. I don't know.
01:00:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I said ketchup, right?
01:00:35
Steve-O
Ketchup?
01:00:36
DeeBo
right that's
01:00:37
GREASEDAPOLES
All right, so let me explain.
01:00:37
Steve-O
The code names card we got our...
01:00:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Let me explain. Let me explain.
01:00:40
DeeBo
You know, I was willing to let that go because i was like, I don't know what he's talking about.
01:00:41
Twin Cheaks
Ha ha ha.
01:00:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Let me explain, please.
01:00:44
DeeBo
All right, explain it. Explain it.
01:00:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Ketchup, I think, is a company that Dave Zaslav made, like, secretly.
01:00:49
DeeBo
Okay.
01:00:54
GREASEDAPOLES
And he shovel he's going to shovel all of his bad movies off to Ketchup. And they're going to lose money, but he won't, because it's off his books.
01:01:03
DeeBo
um What?
01:01:04
GREASEDAPOLES
So, there's a company called Ketchup that bought the one Looney Tunes movie.
01:01:04
DeeBo
That's...
01:01:10
GREASEDAPOLES
That just came out and and for release.
01:01:13
DeeBo
ah
01:01:13
GREASEDAPOLES
They released it wide. And now they're going to buy the Looney Tunes versus Acme. Or Acme versus Wile E. Coyote as well.
01:01:23
GREASEDAPOLES
That's my theory.
01:01:24
DeeBo
Cool. Cool.
01:01:25
Twin Cheaks
Interesting.
01:01:26
DeeBo
I hope so. I hope it's true.
01:01:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. I hope it's true too.
01:01:28
DeeBo
hope it's true.
01:01:28
Steve-O
Did you know that the Bugs Bunny statue in the Warner Brothers store in the Twin Towers survived?
01:01:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, it's just that goes to show you the strength and power of Looney Tunes.
01:01:38
DeeBo
I heard it was holding the American flag. Yeah, I heard that's when they found it.
01:01:42
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, that it's a those myths will will die, will forever not die.
01:01:46
Steve-O
I mean, there's a picture of it. There's a picture of him standing strong.
01:01:50
DeeBo
Yeah, isn't it engraved that says, ain't I I heard they shifted left because they didn't want to hit him.
01:01:54
Steve-O
so
01:01:54
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, and I'll be honest with you, these terrorist guys had nothing against bugs. You know, it wasn't bugs.
01:02:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, they knew.
01:02:04
DeeBo
ah They turned away last minute.
01:02:06
GREASEDAPOLES
um Bugs Bunny is great. love that guy.
01:02:08
Steve-O
but Bugs fucking bunny.
01:02:10
GREASEDAPOLES
wouldn't hit him with a plane.
01:02:10
DeeBo
yeah I thought that was Billie Eilish for a second.
01:02:13
Steve-O
You confuse bugs bunny with Billy Eilish.
01:02:15
DeeBo
No, no, John posted something stupid.
01:02:17
Steve-O
Oh,
01:02:19
DeeBo
And I thought it was Billie Eilish tweeting.
01:02:21
Twin Cheaks
No.
01:02:21
DeeBo
And I was like, that's funny.
01:02:22
Twin Cheaks
ah yeah. It would have been funny if she posted it.
01:02:24
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:02:25
Twin Cheaks
This
01:02:26
DeeBo
um
01:02:29
DeeBo
Just as terrible as Bugs Bunny.
01:02:29
GREASEDAPOLES
I just read that. Damn. Damn.
01:02:32
DeeBo
Just as terrible as Bugs Bunny in 9-11. ah Coco 2 is coming out.
01:02:36
Twin Cheaks
is the internet, man.
01:02:38
DeeBo
Guys, we're getting to Coco 2.
01:02:39
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, why are they making a Coco 2?
01:02:41
DeeBo
Money.
01:02:41
Twin Cheaks
What the fuck?
01:02:42
DeeBo
It's money.
01:02:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll be honest with you. i like that first one.
01:02:44
Twin Cheaks
Just make an Inside Out 3.
01:02:46
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm happy with them making another one. I bring back the same crew.
01:02:49
Twin Cheaks
one You want to know what happens?
01:02:50
GREASEDAPOLES
It's the same crew.
01:02:51
Twin Cheaks
Coco comes back to life and then dies again. No, I was just kidding.
01:02:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay. I'll watch it again. That movie's really, really good.
01:02:58
Twin Cheaks
But it's like... no, that movie is incredible. It's probably one of the best...
01:03:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:03:02
DeeBo
yeah
01:03:03
Twin Cheaks
It's one of the best they've ever done.
01:03:03
GREASEDAPOLES
I cried. i cried watching that movie.
01:03:04
Steve-O
It's fantastic.
01:03:05
Twin Cheaks
yeah same. And I cry every time and it's on, too. But it's like...
01:03:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:03:09
Twin Cheaks
I don't know. It's just like... um
01:03:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Why can toy's Toy Story get five sequels and not something like Coco?
01:03:13
Twin Cheaks
Because it's Toy Story. They sell toys.
01:03:15
GREASEDAPOLES
I know.
01:03:16
Twin Cheaks
They don't sell Coco toys, you know?
01:03:16
DeeBo
Yeah, but dude, Inside Out 2 made like a bill and a half.
01:03:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Coco's good.
01:03:21
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but that's like, but what I'm saying is like, that's like a sequel friendly type movie, you know? Like, I don't know if Coco is.
01:03:25
DeeBo
Dude, more deaths, more guitars.
01:03:27
Twin Cheaks
I don't think, I don't think, ah I don't think WALL-E, I don't think WALL-E should be, should have a sequel either.
01:03:28
DeeBo
That's the tagline.
01:03:34
GREASEDAPOLES
ah You're right.
01:03:35
Twin Cheaks
Actually, I don't know if they will.
01:03:35
Steve-O
Don't touch WALL-E. Don't touch WALL-E.
01:03:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Don't touch WALL-E.
01:03:37
Steve-O
Maybe you could touch WALL-E.
01:03:37
Twin Cheaks
I don't think they will.
01:03:37
DeeBo
Nah, dude, dude, dude, touch everything.
01:03:38
GREASEDAPOLES
agree. I agree.
01:03:40
DeeBo
Touch everything, dude.
01:03:41
GREASEDAPOLES
But if it brings back the original crew, I need it.
01:03:41
Twin Cheaks
Dude, when I went, yo, real talk though, when I went to Disney World a few months ago, there was no WALL-E stuff anywhere. And it really made me sad.
01:03:51
GREASEDAPOLES
It's over.
01:03:51
DeeBo
Well, it's.
01:03:52
Twin Cheaks
Even, like, even Ratatouille has its own fucking country in Epcot, you know?
01:03:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Thank
01:03:56
GREASEDAPOLES
you.
01:03:56
Steve-O
Is it not? so Can they not sell? Here's the thing. Like Epcot, you got you got living with the land.
01:03:56
Twin Cheaks
Maybe
01:04:01
Twin Cheaks
it's just not popular.
01:04:03
Steve-O
you got the fucking like making fruits and vegetables garden little section. Have that be Wally's place where he's like growing like stuff.
01:04:11
GREASEDAPOLES
kids Kids don't like WALL-E anymore, Steve. That's I'm making money.
01:04:13
Steve-O
Kids, kids don't like Wally's fucking pro Earth message.
01:04:14
DeeBo
Yeah, dude.
01:04:16
Twin Cheaks
No, Wally...
01:04:17
DeeBo
We like Eve, bro.
01:04:17
Twin Cheaks
If Wally... Yeah, if Wally came out, like, what what if Wally came out, like,
01:04:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I know. That's true. woke.
01:04:22
Twin Cheaks
this year or last year, then it wouldn't it wouldn't do well at all and people would be shitting on it just because it's too real, you know?
01:04:30
Steve-O
While he's woke, while he's too woke,
01:04:30
Twin Cheaks
It's too relevant.
01:04:31
GREASEDAPOLES
It's too woke.
01:04:32
Twin Cheaks
It is very woke.
01:04:33
GREASEDAPOLES
It's too woke.
01:04:34
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I can't wait for the 45-minute Frozen short film to come to come out before Coco 2. two is They're just gonna keep, tag that on as well.
01:04:45
DeeBo
gonna be sick, dude.
01:04:45
Twin Cheaks
Just do that too, you know?
01:04:46
GREASEDAPOLES
listen of all the movies they could make a sequel of though ah I want to see more Coco yeah sure Incredibles
01:04:50
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I mean, I'm not mad. I'm not, like, super mad about it, but it's like, I just feel, I hold a hold Coco 1 in such a high regard, you know? But then again, I felt the same way about Finding Nemo, and they made a sequel to that.
01:04:59
DeeBo
Yeah. The land of the dead and Mexican skeletons is too rich to ignore.
01:05:05
Twin Cheaks
See, Incredibles, they could they could be real spicy and do a prequel. That would be sick. You know, like, they could do do something like that there.
01:05:10
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:05:10
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:05:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Craig Nelson, he can't speak anymore. His lips are sewn shut, so he can't be the voice actor.
01:05:17
Twin Cheaks
ah Chris Pratt is alive.
01:05:18
DeeBo
What?
01:05:19
Twin Cheaks
Chris Pratt is alive and his voice works.
01:05:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Just do a Pratt. Throw Pratt in there. yeah
01:05:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:05:23
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, just Pratt it up, baby.
01:05:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Pratt it up.
01:05:25
DeeBo
You know what?
01:05:26
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:05:26
DeeBo
You can give it to the other Chris.
01:05:28
Twin Cheaks
Bugs Life 2?
01:05:29
GREASEDAPOLES
No, no.
01:05:29
Twin Cheaks
don't they do a Bugs Life 2?
01:05:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Not voice acting. It's always Pratt.
01:05:34
DeeBo
Not a not not
01:05:35
Twin Cheaks
Why don't they do a Western or Samurai movie?
01:05:37
DeeBo
a Chris Pine?
01:05:37
Twin Cheaks
Why don't they do that?
01:05:38
DeeBo
can't give it to Chris Pine? It's
01:05:39
GREASEDAPOLES
No, he's not a voice actor. He's too handsome.
01:05:43
DeeBo
Chris Pratt just ugly enough.
01:05:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah. He's like a goonie looking guy.
01:05:46
DeeBo
Yeah, that's fair. Yeah.
01:05:47
GREASEDAPOLES
It works for
01:05:47
Steve-O
I seen him play fat once.
01:05:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:05:50
DeeBo
Yo, you know what? He's like weirdly fat in electric state.
01:05:53
Twin Cheaks
the um the elo The Elio movie looks really good though, I i must say.
01:05:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh.
01:05:56
DeeBo
Yeah, guys.
01:05:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, now you keep my interest.
01:06:01
DeeBo
You know what's wild about that is could have I could have swore saw a trailer for this like three years ago.
01:06:01
Twin Cheaks
I'm into it.
01:06:02
GREASEDAPOLES
You think that looks good? I don't know.
01:06:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, i think it looks good.
01:06:05
GREASEDAPOLES
A little soft on it.
01:06:08
Steve-O
I believe it's Elio's.
01:06:08
DeeBo
could.
01:06:10
Steve-O
We're talking about the pizza.
01:06:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Like the pizza?
01:06:10
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:06:11
Steve-O
Yeah, right?
01:06:12
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:06:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Love that pizza. French bread.
01:06:14
Steve-O
It's a documentary about Square Pizza.
01:06:14
DeeBo
Uh.
01:06:16
Twin Cheaks
Maybe it's because I'm fresh off of my E.T. ah rewatch, but I think it's going to be good.
01:06:22
DeeBo
Chris, you don't like because it was a weird eye thing?
01:06:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:06:26
DeeBo
You're like, what's it what's up with that? You know what?
01:06:27
GREASEDAPOLES
What's up with that?
01:06:27
Twin Cheaks
Oh, wow, you're ableist?
01:06:29
DeeBo
I'm not going to lie.
01:06:29
GREASEDAPOLES
I literally, when I'm watching the trailer, I said, what's up with that?
01:06:29
Twin Cheaks
That's cool.
01:06:33
DeeBo
I'm not going to lie.
01:06:33
Twin Cheaks
What's up with his eyes?
01:06:33
DeeBo
It does irk me because I'm like, i need I'm just going to see this so I can figure out what the fuck happened to his eyeball.
01:06:39
Steve-O
that's the same thing people said about the superman trailer
01:06:42
GREASEDAPOLES
eyes real.
01:06:42
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:06:44
DeeBo
What happened to his eye, dude?
01:06:45
GREASEDAPOLES
It slid to the right.
01:06:46
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:06:47
GREASEDAPOLES
What happens when you fly that fast?
01:06:49
DeeBo
Listen, you know... what a world we're living in, right? We have one Chris Galani who goes, give me, I love Coco 2.
01:06:57
Twin Cheaks
Give me Cocoa Tube.
01:06:57
DeeBo
I love that. Oh, this original, this original Pixar movie?
01:06:58
GREASEDAPOLES
I can't believe it.
01:06:59
Twin Cheaks
Fuck this guy's eye. Fuck this kid's eye.
01:07:02
DeeBo
Get it out of here.
01:07:02
GREASEDAPOLES
What can I say?
01:07:03
DeeBo
don't want this.
01:07:03
GREASEDAPOLES
i got a gut response for the trailer.
01:07:04
DeeBo
a
01:07:06
GREASEDAPOLES
It wasn't good.
01:07:07
GREASEDAPOLES
wasn't good, Devin. What do you want me to say?
01:07:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:07:09
DeeBo
Oh.
01:07:09
GREASEDAPOLES
We're living in a land where sequels don't even matter anymore. They don't even make money.
01:07:09
Twin Cheaks
That's pretty funny.
01:07:13
DeeBo
But, but Chris, the, the alien dad and the human mom, they're going through the same stuff.
01:07:20
Steve-O
Look, these this isn't just one Chris Galani.
01:07:21
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:07:22
Steve-O
You're talking to any Galani at Audi Galani.
01:07:24
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:07:24
DeeBo
Oh, God.
01:07:27
DeeBo
Reintegration, Galani, is the worst.
01:07:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, you know, I'm experiencing a lot and I have a lot of annies that I don't care about. So it doesn't matter for me.
01:07:38
DeeBo
ah Hey, Chris.
01:07:38
Twin Cheaks
Alright, up two, Chris.
01:07:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Reintegrate.
01:07:40
Twin Cheaks
You like up two?
01:07:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, give me up to.
01:07:42
Steve-O
That's just to be a dead man.
01:07:42
Twin Cheaks
You want up two?
01:07:43
Steve-O
That's just an old dead man.
01:07:45
DeeBo
it
01:07:45
GREASEDAPOLES
That's fine. That's fine.
01:07:46
DeeBo
You know what, you know Chris? Why don't you counterpick it?
01:07:47
GREASEDAPOLES
fine It's fine. perfectly fine.
01:07:47
Twin Cheaks
ah Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:07:48
DeeBo
no Why don't you counterpick Elio?
01:07:49
GREASEDAPOLES
It's perfectly fine.
01:07:50
Steve-O
When did, wait, when did Up come out? 2009?
01:07:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:07:53
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:07:54
Steve-O
That old man's dead. Come on.
01:07:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Nah, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:55
Steve-O
It's been like, dude, it's been like 14, 15 years.
01:07:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Bear with me.
01:07:58
DeeBo
Dude, his last ride.
01:07:59
GREASEDAPOLES
His corpse is floating in the sky with balloons. People have to go get it to bury it. That's your movie. Guys, I mean, this is so easy.
01:08:09
DeeBo
And then his cocoa skeleton comes out.
01:08:10
Twin Cheaks
it's an all and that ah It's an alternate...
01:08:11
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:08:12
Twin Cheaks
It's an alternate timeline where where Carl and Ellie actually do have a baby. And it's the baby...
01:08:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, of course.
01:08:19
Twin Cheaks
How fucking horrible would that be?
01:08:20
DeeBo
Jesus.
01:08:20
Twin Cheaks
Or maybe Russell's the old man now. You know?
01:08:23
GREASEDAPOLES
There you got
01:08:23
Steve-O
Oh, wow, John.
01:08:23
Twin Cheaks
don't know.
01:08:23
GREASEDAPOLES
John. well Don't spoil my third Up movie, okay? Please?
01:08:28
Steve-O
Wait, why is going to be the third one?
01:08:28
DeeBo
thank
01:08:28
Twin Cheaks
Maybe he's...
01:08:29
Steve-O
Why can't make that the second one?
01:08:31
GREASEDAPOLES
No, the second one, they gotta get his corpse out of the sky. And then they gotta bury it. And then the third one, he turns into an old man.
01:08:37
Steve-O
They have to get his corpse out. There's a fucking...
01:08:40
DeeBo
Yeah, they have to get his corpse from his emperor, his castle, his empire in the sky, dude.
01:08:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:08:43
GREASEDAPOLES
It's floating in the sky. They need to fly up there, go get it, bury it. And then the third movie, he's older.
01:08:50
Twin Cheaks
Oh, but, dude, Ed Asner is not alive anymore, so they can't we can't have Carl anymore.
01:08:51
GREASEDAPOLES
He goes underwater.
01:08:54
Twin Cheaks
Sorry.
01:08:55
DeeBo
Well, that's Salsa, because he's dead.
01:08:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Chris Pratt! Chris Pratt!
01:08:57
DeeBo
He's dead.
01:08:58
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah! We just prided up, baby!
01:08:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Chris Pratt!
01:08:59
DeeBo
My bad.
01:09:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Come on, guys!
01:09:00
Steve-O
Frat it up.
01:09:00
GREASEDAPOLES
What are you doing?
01:09:01
Twin Cheaks
Prided up! Prided up!
01:09:03
GREASEDAPOLES
We have a perfectly fine Pratt right there. Just throw em in there.
01:09:10
DeeBo
Shit. Anyway, guys, think...
01:09:11
Twin Cheaks
Ratatouille, too. Chris, would you be welcoming for that, or no?
01:09:14
GREASEDAPOLES
More rats!
01:09:15
Steve-O
Boo!
01:09:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Who doesn't like more rats?
01:09:16
Steve-O
Boo!
01:09:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Who doesn't like more rats?
01:09:17
Steve-O
No Ratatouille 2. Pratatouille, however.
01:09:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh!
01:09:21
Twin Cheaks
it' do no Don't do it!
01:09:22
GREASEDAPOLES
shit Steve, you want to make money? Sounds like you want to make money. That's this whole...
01:09:28
Steve-O
I'm here for the dollar.
01:09:28
Twin Cheaks
Dang
01:09:28
GREASEDAPOLES
You're here for the dollar.
01:09:29
DeeBo
Can we get a bugs life too? to What about bugs life? Two guys? No. Anyone?
01:09:34
Steve-O
Fuck Bugs Life.
01:09:35
GREASEDAPOLES
I really hope Steve had crickets there.
01:09:35
DeeBo
Whoa.
01:09:37
Twin Cheaks
it. It's like, it's a bug's life too, but they just plagiarized Yojimbo this time instead of Seven Samurai.
01:09:42
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:09:43
DeeBo
Yeah, it makes sense.
01:09:43
Twin Cheaks
Actually, I would watch that. I would watch that. A bug Yojimbo? Look at that.
01:09:47
Steve-O
I was all...
01:09:47
GREASEDAPOLES
What about ants too?
01:09:49
Steve-O
That's what I was thinking. I was more of an Antsman. Where's Woody Allen? Oh.
01:09:54
Twin Cheaks
damn
01:09:54
Steve-O
oh
01:09:55
Twin Cheaks
yeah
01:09:55
Steve-O
Oh.
01:09:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
01:09:56
DeeBo
You still alive, right?
01:09:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Not good, though. It's not good.
01:10:00
DeeBo
I'll Google him. I'll see how he's doing.
01:10:01
GREASEDAPOLES
It's better if...
01:10:02
Steve-O
Don't Google.
01:10:02
GREASEDAPOLES
To be honest with you, Devin, it'd be better if he was dead.
01:10:03
DeeBo
I'm going to Google him.
01:10:03
Steve-O
Don't Google. Don't Google.
01:10:06
DeeBo
Shit. Well, listen. We can make
01:10:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Let's be honest.
01:10:10
DeeBo
Ants 2 based around the James
01:10:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Unfortunately.
01:10:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Anyway.
01:10:16
Steve-O
Now, you know who's not an absolute monster?
01:10:19
DeeBo
we can make we can make it we can make ants to
01:10:21
Steve-O
Chris Pratt.
01:10:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he isn't.
01:10:22
DeeBo
we could make ants too based around the villain james woods
01:10:24
GREASEDAPOLES
religious.
01:10:25
DeeBo
great right
01:10:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh, yeah, perfect villain.
01:10:26
Steve-O
Oh.
01:10:27
DeeBo
everybody likes him right
01:10:30
Steve-O
Make anthills great again.
01:10:30
DeeBo
There's house burnt down. Yeah, make it. Make mosquito. Was it what? Was he not a mosquito? There were moths or something? I can't remember.
01:10:41
DeeBo
Crickets. He was a cricket.
01:10:41
Steve-O
think a cricket, yeah.
01:10:42
GREASEDAPOLES
He's a cricket.
01:10:43
DeeBo
Make crickets great again.
01:10:45
GREASEDAPOLES
They're already pretty great.
01:10:47
DeeBo
Yeah, All right.
01:10:49
Steve-O
What's your favorite kind of bug, Devin?
01:10:52
DeeBo
The bug with Ana de Armas as a ballerina. My favorite kind of bug.
01:10:57
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
01:10:58
DeeBo
You guys see this trailer for ballerina?
01:11:00
GREASEDAPOLES
What the fuck can I say? What was that?
01:11:02
DeeBo
It was the one where i don't want to talk about bugs anymore.
01:11:04
GREASEDAPOLES
guess you're about a bug.
01:11:04
DeeBo
Yeah,
01:11:05
Steve-O
You know what I just finished my little bag of goldfish. I think i'm going to go after that.
01:11:09
DeeBo
yeah, It's a trailer.
01:11:10
GREASEDAPOLES
You're done? Like...
01:11:12
Steve-O
I'm here for good segues.
01:11:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, shit, man.
01:11:16
Steve-O
I'm only here for the segues.
01:11:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve's gone now?
01:11:19
Steve-O
Tell me about this ballerina movie though, Devin.
01:11:23
Twin Cheaks
It's like a John it's a john Wick spinoff.
01:11:24
DeeBo
It's literally the John Wick universe, which I heard was very bad, and they had to reshoot like 80%
01:11:31
Twin Cheaks
Oh man, that doesn't sound good.
01:11:32
Steve-O
Is that just every fucking movie now? Is every fucking movie some shit that they Frankenstein from two years ago?
01:11:38
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Yeah.
01:11:38
DeeBo
Yeah, they had to call Chris Pratt and he had ah to do research.
01:11:41
GREASEDAPOLES
He put on a dress and he put on a dress so he could do the stunts.
01:11:41
Steve-O
Oh, I'm back in. I'm back in.
01:11:44
DeeBo
Yeah, get back in.
01:11:45
Steve-O
Dude, are you talking about my favorite Italian, Garfield?
01:11:48
GREASEDAPOLES
who
01:11:48
DeeBo
you know You know what I like about this movie, though? It's like they're expecting to get in the last like fucking 30 seconds because you're like, don't know about this ballerina movie.
01:11:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:11:57
DeeBo
And then all a sudden, they're like, the Baba Yaga's here. And you're supposed to be just all in.
01:12:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Johan Wick.
01:12:03
Steve-O
Baba Yaga!
01:12:03
DeeBo
oh shit. Okay, never mind. Now I'm in.
01:12:07
Steve-O
I mean, you could do that with a lot of Keanu Reeves roles. Like if the fucking Matrix just showed up in just some random movie.
01:12:14
GREASEDAPOLES
The whole thing?
01:12:16
Steve-O
No, just like Neo. Like if you were watching like, what's a movie you're looking forward to, Chris?
01:12:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
01:12:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Sinners, that movie about...
01:12:23
Steve-O
And then Neo fucking shows up in Sinners.
01:12:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, well, who's he helping?
01:12:27
DeeBo
Well, what if it's like...
01:12:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Who's he helping?
01:12:30
Steve-O
Dude, I'm not going spoil that.
01:12:31
GREASEDAPOLES
What? he's coming
01:12:31
Steve-O
You have to see the movie.
01:12:33
GREASEDAPOLES
He's helping the white supremacists?
01:12:35
DeeBo
No, no.
01:12:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus Christ.
01:12:36
DeeBo
Van Helsing shows up. ah Dracula. Oh, no. He wasn't Van Helsing. Who was he?
01:12:42
GREASEDAPOLES
And then he helps the the KKK?
01:12:43
Steve-O
You're thinking of Jonathan Harker.
01:12:44
DeeBo
Yeah, Jonathan Harker shows up.
01:12:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Wait, does every white guy that shows up help the KKK and not the black people being terrorized?
01:12:48
DeeBo
Well, Chris, let me see.
01:12:50
Twin Cheaks
you
01:12:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Is that...
01:12:52
Steve-O
hold on. I'll go through a list of Keanu Reeves roles.
01:12:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
01:12:56
Steve-O
And you tell me which would help which, Chris.
01:12:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
01:13:00
Steve-O
All right. So we're going start with one of his most recent roles. ah Shadow the Hedgehog.
01:13:07
GREASEDAPOLES
He would unfortunately help the KKK.
01:13:09
Steve-O
Woody, Woody the Black Hedgehog.
01:13:09
DeeBo
Whoa.
01:13:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Doesn't like himself.
01:13:15
Steve-O
Goddamn.
01:13:16
GREASEDAPOLES
He's a self-hater.
01:13:16
Steve-O
What about um Point Break Keanu? Okay.
01:13:20
GREASEDAPOLES
He's in the FBI, so unfortunately he's connected to the KKK, so he's gonna he's gonna help them.
01:13:23
DeeBo
Blue lives matter. Wait, wait, I got one for you. ah Kevin Lomax in The Devil's Advocate.
01:13:28
Steve-O
yeah about
01:13:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, go ahead.
01:13:31
GREASEDAPOLES
See, Kevin Lomax is is like a dirty lawyer who helps criminals, so he's gonna side with the KKK, unfortunately.
01:13:33
DeeBo
Wow, there it is, Dom. Gotcha.
01:13:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, Constantine, you know, he hates monsters, so they get turned into vampires, so he eventually helps the KKK.
01:13:44
DeeBo
Okay, okay. What about...
01:13:50
DeeBo
Sorry. What if...
01:13:50
GREASEDAPOLES
He has plenty characters you can choose from.
01:13:52
DeeBo
Listen, what about ah retired football player quarterback Shane Falco in the replacements?
01:13:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Guys, do I really need to elaborate on that one?
01:13:59
Steve-O
Good call. Good call.
01:14:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Have you seen Aaron Rodgers recently?
01:14:02
Steve-O
God damn it.
01:14:03
DeeBo
Let's just say he stands...
01:14:03
Steve-O
God damn it.
01:14:04
GREASEDAPOLES
He's going to help the KKK.
01:14:04
Steve-O
God damn
01:14:05
DeeBo
Let's just say he doesn't kneel when they start singing that song.
01:14:06
Twin Cheaks
yeah Have you seen any white quarterback that's not named Josh Allen?
01:14:09
Steve-O
it.
01:14:10
GREASEDAPOLES
He's going to help the KKK, Devin.
01:14:12
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:14:12
Steve-O
I mean, come on. Johnny Mononic. Mononic.
01:14:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, BC.
01:14:15
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:14:15
Steve-O
and How the fuck do you say that name?
01:14:15
Twin Cheaks
<unk>mon Mnemonic? Mnemonic.
01:14:18
Steve-O
Johnny Mononic.
01:14:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Mnemonic?
01:14:19
DeeBo
Johnny mnemonic mnemonic.
01:14:20
Twin Cheaks
Mnemonic, Steve.
01:14:20
Steve-O
Mononic.
01:14:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Mnemonic.
01:14:21
DeeBo
The M is silent.
01:14:21
Twin Cheaks
Mnemonic.
01:14:24
Steve-O
Mononic.
01:14:24
DeeBo
What about 47 Ronin?
01:14:25
Twin Cheaks
nermonic
01:14:26
Steve-O
ah nemon
01:14:26
DeeBo
Keanu
01:14:27
Twin Cheaks
Johnny, the M is silent. in
01:14:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, Steve, unfortunately, his exposure to the internet has let him down a really dark path.
01:14:29
Twin Cheaks
Or the N is silent.
01:14:29
Steve-O
Johnny Mnemonic.
01:14:31
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, mnemonic.
01:14:33
Steve-O
God damn it.
01:14:36
GREASEDAPOLES
He's been red-pilled, and now he's just helping the KKK. Okay.
01:14:39
Steve-O
Johnny Memnemnonic? He would do that?
01:14:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he would.
01:14:42
DeeBo
amy what about forty seven rowan kean rez kai
01:14:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, you know, his old traditions and customs more align with, of course, the traditional KKK. So they're going to have a lot of help.
01:14:56
DeeBo
Oh, man.
01:14:57
Steve-O
What about Ted?
01:15:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, Ted did some traveling into the past and he got real cozy with Hitler. So he's probably going to side with the KKK.
01:15:06
DeeBo
yeah
01:15:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:15:08
DeeBo
You thought he was a radical dude.
01:15:09
GREASEDAPOLES
He hung out with him at the mall.
01:15:11
Steve-O
Are you telling there's no Keanu Reeves that would...
01:15:14
DeeBo
What about hardball?
01:15:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Guys, there's plenty of characters here, guys, we could choose from.
01:15:16
DeeBo
All right.
01:15:18
GREASEDAPOLES
i mean, we're just picking the obvious ones, in my opinion.
01:15:20
DeeBo
What about the gambling addicts?
01:15:21
Steve-O
What about his...
01:15:22
DeeBo
ah Connor O'Neill from hardball.
01:15:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Unfortunately, he has debts to pay, and KKK probably has a good deal of money.
01:15:27
DeeBo
But he she teaches that baseball team.
01:15:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, but you know he's really sick of them.
01:15:33
Steve-O
Chris, what...
01:15:34
GREASEDAPOLES
He doesn't want to do it in the beginning of the movie.
01:15:35
Steve-O
What a...
01:15:36
DeeBo
He literally teaches an urban baseball team.
01:15:38
GREASEDAPOLES
He hated doing it in the beginning of the movie and he would have sided with the KKK if he could have.
01:15:40
DeeBo
Oh, my God. Okay.
01:15:42
Steve-O
Chris, what about the 1987 Corn Flakes commercial he was a
01:15:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, you know about Corn Flakes, right? Right?
01:15:53
DeeBo
I do.
01:15:53
Steve-O
What about Corn Flakes?
01:15:53
GREASEDAPOLES
KKK. Yeah.
01:15:54
DeeBo
Yeah, no, there's...
01:15:54
Steve-O
Come on, that doesn't mean anything!
01:15:55
Twin Cheaks
no
01:15:56
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah um Yeah, that probably is.
01:15:56
Steve-O
What does that mean?
01:15:56
DeeBo
they're they're like might be legitimate ties actually to the KK. What about feely Minnesota's Yax Clayton?
01:16:00
Twin Cheaks
yeah social media has has destroyed Corn Flakes organization from within I'm afraid
01:16:06
Steve-O
i had no idea about any of this.
01:16:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Sorry, Steve. You guys just keep picking the obvious ones.
01:16:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yax Clayton, unfortunately, is a secret white supremacist. That was revealed in the film, and
01:16:19
DeeBo
But he's an ex-convict. Oh, never mind.
01:16:21
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah Walked into that one, didn't you, Devin?
01:16:24
DeeBo
Ah!
01:16:25
GREASEDAPOLES
a
01:16:26
DeeBo
ah Oh, dang it.
01:16:27
Steve-O
What about Batman from DC League of Super Pets?
01:16:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Unfortunately, Batman gets pretty radicalized due to the criminal element that he's fighting and eventually sides with the KKK. yeah
01:16:37
DeeBo
Okay.
01:16:38
Steve-O
God damn it.
01:16:38
DeeBo
Okay. Well, you know what? I think that movie's not going to be very good.
01:16:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, probably.
01:16:44
DeeBo
You know what movie think is going to be good? This Together movie with ah Dave Franco and his but and his hot wife, Alison Brie.
01:16:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh!
01:16:51
Twin Cheaks
Oh, God. Dude, was getting the...
01:16:53
GREASEDAPOLES
but
01:16:54
Twin Cheaks
I was getting the Chili Willies watching that trailer.
01:16:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Me too.
01:16:57
Twin Cheaks
all
01:16:58
DeeBo
Dude, what's up with
01:16:58
Twin Cheaks
When he's pull pulling the fucking hair out of his mouth, I almost threw up, dude. i
01:17:03
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:17:04
Twin Cheaks
I know you love body horror movies, Chris, but...
01:17:06
GREASEDAPOLES
I sure do.
01:17:08
Twin Cheaks
Woo! It gets under my skin.
01:17:10
GREASEDAPOLES
I get the impression that they are becoming slowly and slowly entwined with one another.
01:17:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:17:18
GREASEDAPOLES
so that's what I got from the from the teaser. Like something is pulling them together.
01:17:21
Twin Cheaks
Ugh.
01:17:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Like physically.
01:17:23
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:17:24
GREASEDAPOLES
like Which is cool.
01:17:25
DeeBo
It's a it's good, and it's a neon movie. we now Neon seems like they've been on a good.
01:17:32
Twin Cheaks
theon Has Neon jumped over a twenty four as of recent?
01:17:37
DeeBo
don't want to say jumped over, but like Enora.
01:17:39
GREASEDAPOLES
John, they don't even have enough to fix that sign in the beginning of that their neon logo.
01:17:43
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:17:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Like it's still like kicks on and takes a long time to load.
01:17:47
DeeBo
Yeah, but you know, like long legs, Enora, presence, the monkey, not monkey man, the monkey. um
01:17:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Damn.
01:17:57
DeeBo
there's They got a good run, man. They got a good run.
01:17:59
Twin Cheaks
They wish they had Monkey Man.
01:17:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I neon neon's really going hard into horror, like more so than 24. I think a 24 is,
01:18:05
Twin Cheaks
Oh yeah, they had long legs too.
01:18:07
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:18:07
GREASEDAPOLES
A24 is kind of trying to diversify with genre.
01:18:08
Twin Cheaks
These guys.
01:18:11
GREASEDAPOLES
They're not just focusing on horror like they used to.
01:18:13
Twin Cheaks
Oh, they have Parasite and Oldboy? That's weird. They just...
01:18:16
GREASEDAPOLES
But everybody knows, man, you can make a cheap-ass horror movie and makes bank. At least it used to. i don't know what the fuck. Nowadays, who knows? Make another Terrifier.
01:18:25
Twin Cheaks
Oh, they just distributed this? Interesting.
01:18:27
DeeBo
yeah thats yeah
01:18:28
Steve-O
That's your answer for everything, Chris.
01:18:28
Twin Cheaks
Interesting.
01:18:29
DeeBo
You know, Chris, that's your answer. Would Terrifier align himself with KKK, Chris?
01:18:33
GREASEDAPOLES
ha ha ha ah yeah
01:18:35
DeeBo
No, okay. I thought ah maybe we'd I'd get a curveball or something.
01:18:38
GREASEDAPOLES
He would. Yeah. He's got a big contractor bag full rusty weapons. Of course.
01:18:44
DeeBo
All right. Fair enough.
01:18:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Come on.
01:18:47
DeeBo
This might be an old trailer. I don't know if we talked about it, so i just threw it back in here. a Happy Gilmore 2 trailer.
01:18:53
Steve-O
Would he align himself with the KKK, Chris?
01:18:54
DeeBo
Yeah, would Happy Gilmore...
01:18:55
Twin Cheaks
it doesn't look It doesn't look very good. The trailer, the movie doesn't look good.
01:18:59
DeeBo
Yeah, well...
01:18:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Now that movie looks God awful.
01:19:00
Twin Cheaks
I'm sorry. still I'm still gonna watch it, obviously.
01:19:03
DeeBo
I'm going to watch it, and I bet you I'm going to chuckle at least twice.
01:19:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, of course.
01:19:07
GREASEDAPOLES
God awful.
01:19:08
DeeBo
You know?
01:19:09
Twin Cheaks
Dude, fucking Shooter McGowan is gonna carry that movie, I'm afraid. I'm sorry, but he is.
01:19:15
DeeBo
Yeah, probably.
01:19:16
GREASEDAPOLES
You need Carl Weathers.
01:19:18
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, we don't have Chubbs anymore.
01:19:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:19:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Miss Chubbs already.
01:19:20
DeeBo
No, you...
01:19:20
Twin Cheaks
Sadly.
01:19:21
DeeBo
Dude, ah I guarantee you you do not need Carl Weathers. I guarantee...
01:19:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, do. He was like his straight man.
01:19:27
DeeBo
No, he...
01:19:28
GREASEDAPOLES
You need that.
01:19:28
DeeBo
instantly now
01:19:29
GREASEDAPOLES
It's important. Comedy. Comedy.
01:19:33
DeeBo
yeah ah I posted this because this kind of brought up an interesting conversation that we were having on the Discord. But Amazon's God of War TV series has ah two seasons already
Exploration of Video Games and Nostalgia
01:19:47
DeeBo
kind of ordered.
01:19:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Damn, Greenlit 2 already?
01:19:48
DeeBo
What was interesting is the showrunner admitted that he's like,
01:19:50
Twin Cheaks
two already sheesh
01:19:53
DeeBo
kind of admit it that he's he's like kind of gave up on the games. I can't play them.
01:19:59
Twin Cheaks
no i mean that's what that's what the context was but then i watched the interview it's it's not as bad but he should like he says that his wife plays the game so like you should just be like yeah i'm gonna i'll watch my wife play it just say that so just say that you know
01:20:04
DeeBo
No, just says, like, i just I'm not good at these video games, so I can't play them.
01:20:11
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:20:15
GREASEDAPOLES
i i can't I can't imagine it's coming from a place of like, I don't give a fuck about these games.
01:20:20
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:20:21
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, that's not Ronald D.
01:20:22
Steve-O
This
01:20:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Moore at all. Like, if you...
01:20:24
Twin Cheaks
That's what, when you read about it, that's what it sounds like, but it's not, if you watch the interview, it's really not like that at all.
01:20:27
GREASEDAPOLES
I know.
01:20:30
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:20:31
GREASEDAPOLES
To be honest, like, he couldn't have picked a better person to do this. In my opinion. Like, i the way he handles, like, lore and, like, action...
01:20:42
GREASEDAPOLES
in general, like, I just think he's perfect.
01:20:45
Steve-O
is Battlestar guy, right?
01:20:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude.
01:20:46
DeeBo
Yeah. Battlestar guy, Star Trek guy.
01:20:48
Steve-O
Dude, it's in comfortable hands.
01:20:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Star Trek, Deep Space Nine, Next Generation, like, he's he's able to write really complex philosophical stories and make things fun to watch.
01:20:50
Steve-O
It's good.
01:20:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, I don't, what else do you want?
01:21:01
Twin Cheaks
yeah
01:21:01
DeeBo
ah Chris Pratt the star.
01:21:03
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Jesus Christ.
01:21:03
DeeBo
That's what I want.
01:21:05
GREASEDAPOLES
You're right.
01:21:06
DeeBo
Try to make money.
01:21:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Who is going to be, who's going Kratos?
01:21:10
DeeBo
know the
01:21:10
GREASEDAPOLES
That's the real question.
01:21:11
Twin Cheaks
the The guy from those fitness videos.
01:21:13
DeeBo
You think they'll just get Christopher Judge?
01:21:14
Twin Cheaks
the ah No, no, no.
01:21:15
DeeBo
You think they'll just put him in there?
01:21:17
GREASEDAPOLES
He's not a good actor though, right?
01:21:20
DeeBo
I don't want to say he's not.
01:21:22
Twin Cheaks
you but can't see We can't say that. We have to say he's a good actor because they mo-capped him.
01:21:26
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:21:27
Twin Cheaks
Their performance captured him.
01:21:28
DeeBo
and he And he did an awesome job in the game.
01:21:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I guess, did you see him in any like any other films or anything?
01:21:34
DeeBo
I saw him in God of War.
01:21:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Movies? All right.
01:21:36
DeeBo
So, I mean, you're right. You're right. But still.
01:21:40
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I don't know, man. like That's going to be a tough one.
01:21:42
DeeBo
Is this going to be... Is he going to give the Reacher? He's
01:21:46
GREASEDAPOLES
I think that, to be honest, is like the make or break aspect of it.
01:21:49
DeeBo
going to play him.
01:21:50
Twin Cheaks
Whoever they cast. Who's going to be Atreus?
01:21:52
GREASEDAPOLES
That's also really important.
01:21:52
Twin Cheaks
Timothee Chalamet?
01:21:53
Steve-O
you what What if they just got Batista?
01:21:56
DeeBo
He's too old. Like, I hate to say it, but he's like...
01:21:58
Twin Cheaks
mean Let me look it up. Kratos Casting Rumors.
01:22:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Kratos is old. He's super old looking in that.
01:22:02
DeeBo
no like... No, he's too old and frankly not that good of an actor.
01:22:06
Twin Cheaks
Is Jason Momoa too on the nose?
01:22:09
GREASEDAPOLES
He's a great actor.
01:22:10
DeeBo
He's...
01:22:10
GREASEDAPOLES
You're a fool.
01:22:11
DeeBo
Alright, you're a fool.
01:22:11
GREASEDAPOLES
You're a fool.
01:22:13
DeeBo
You're a fool!
01:22:13
GREASEDAPOLES
You're fool.
01:22:13
Twin Cheaks
we do we Do we like Jason Momoa? He's the rumor, I think.
01:22:17
GREASEDAPOLES
No!
01:22:18
DeeBo
No.
01:22:18
Twin Cheaks
But he's Lobo. He's Lobo, so I don't know
01:22:20
GREASEDAPOLES
He doesn't have that kind of pappas.
01:22:21
DeeBo
Yeah, he's, well, they were going to give it to him and then he showed a picture of, you know, what if he shows the picture and it's just him as Kratos instead? yeah, but all this white makeup, it's sick.
01:22:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Fuck.
01:22:30
Steve-O
ah know Oops, wrong makeup.
01:22:31
DeeBo
That's not, it's not, oops, my bad. Like, I can't be mad at you, damn it.
01:22:37
GREASEDAPOLES
I really, I'm um um'm drawing a blank.
01:22:37
Twin Cheaks
know. Like, how big should he how big should he be?
01:22:40
GREASEDAPOLES
I really don't know would be him.
01:22:41
Twin Cheaks
Do you Lord of the Rings in and just make him look bigger than he is is that weird yeah but i mean like the hobbits were the main characters of the lord of the rings they made them look smaller and everything you know
01:22:45
DeeBo
I don't know. Cause it's like, he's the main character. So he's in every scene, you know?
01:22:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he is.
01:22:54
DeeBo
Yeah, but that was a lot of money, and this is a TV show.
01:22:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Tony Danza.
01:22:59
Steve-O
I'm in.
01:22:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it's over.
01:23:00
Twin Cheaks
let me see uh joe man joe mangelani oh what about him oh god
01:23:01
Steve-O
He's the boss.
01:23:04
Steve-O
Manganiello.
01:23:05
DeeBo
You know what? I don't doubt that he would do a bad a good job.
01:23:10
Twin Cheaks
Alright, here we go. Here's another one. but Pablo Schreiber, the guy that was fucking Master Chief.
01:23:14
DeeBo
Oh, no.
01:23:15
Steve-O
No.
01:23:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Ugh.
01:23:16
DeeBo
ah The guy that just seems like he would just go with anything?
01:23:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:23:20
DeeBo
mean, I'll do anything. Who cares?
01:23:21
Twin Cheaks
Oh, Batiste? Batiste is number four on this list.
01:23:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, because he's good.
01:23:24
DeeBo
Dude, nah.
01:23:24
Twin Cheaks
Gerard Butler is three. That's interesting, but i don't know.
01:23:26
DeeBo
Nah. Well, it's the the Spartan thing.
01:23:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Butler. God, that guy sucks.
01:23:31
DeeBo
Yeah, it's for the 300.
01:23:32
Twin Cheaks
The Hound, the guy that played the Hound is number two.
01:23:32
DeeBo
Yeah,
01:23:36
GREASEDAPOLES
don't hate that.
01:23:37
DeeBo
I don't hate it either.
01:23:38
Twin Cheaks
And then number one is Christopher Judge.
01:23:39
DeeBo
Nah,
01:23:40
Twin Cheaks
But I don't think they're going to go with him. I think he's too old.
01:23:42
DeeBo
they won't. Well, that's the thing.
01:23:43
GREASEDAPOLES
i like the hound.
01:23:44
DeeBo
All these guys are pretty old.
01:23:44
GREASEDAPOLES
I like the hound casting. I do like the hound casting.
01:23:48
DeeBo
Yeah, that's not bad.
01:23:49
Twin Cheaks
Rory McCann. Rory McCann is his name.
01:23:51
DeeBo
But you need, yeah, you need a big dude.
01:23:54
Twin Cheaks
He's a big dude.
01:23:54
DeeBo
You need a big boy.
01:23:54
GREASEDAPOLES
He's 6'5".
01:23:55
Twin Cheaks
He's the Hound.
01:23:56
DeeBo
That's what i'm saying. He's a big guy.
01:23:57
Twin Cheaks
He's 6'6", dude.
01:23:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, six six
01:23:59
DeeBo
I'm agreeing with you.
01:23:59
Twin Cheaks
He's gigantic.
01:24:00
DeeBo
I'm agreeing with you.
01:24:01
Twin Cheaks
Oh, okay.
01:24:02
Steve-O
yes
01:24:02
DeeBo
Christ.
01:24:02
Twin Cheaks
I thought you were like, oh, he's too small.
01:24:03
Steve-O
Devon's like, bring her! Bring her!
01:24:05
GREASEDAPOLES
ah of you were I thought you were getting too picky.
01:24:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:24:05
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:07
DeeBo
No, no, I'm saying you do need a big guy.
01:24:07
GREASEDAPOLES
That's all.
01:24:09
Twin Cheaks
this Yeah, this guy might be this guy might be the one.
01:24:09
DeeBo
So it's like, the yeah, the lineup is kind of small.
01:24:12
Twin Cheaks
Let me see. And he's not he's not too big of ah of a star that this is too small for him of a role.
01:24:19
DeeBo
That's what I mean.
01:24:19
Twin Cheaks
Yarp.
01:24:19
DeeBo
Yeah, like.
01:24:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, just look at him when he was in...
01:24:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Hot puns what he kept saying. Yarp.
01:24:24
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I love him.
01:24:25
Steve-O
Yeah, or...
01:24:25
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what I'm thinking.
01:24:26
Twin Cheaks
I love him.
01:24:27
GREASEDAPOLES
When I see him as Kratos. That's what I... Because he's bald in that.
01:24:30
DeeBo
yeah
01:24:31
GREASEDAPOLES
He's like... so He's all completely bald.
01:24:32
Twin Cheaks
Let me listen to him talk.
01:24:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Yarp.
01:24:36
DeeBo
Oh, that's right.
01:24:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Narp.
01:24:37
DeeBo
Yeah. You never really watch.
01:24:38
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man, he's, like, super elegant when he talks, like, in real life.
01:24:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah.
01:24:42
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah, he can he can do it.
01:24:43
GREASEDAPOLES
He's
01:24:44
DeeBo
You can fucking do it.
01:24:46
Twin Cheaks
He's easy. Yeah, this an easy one. They should just get this guy to do it.
01:24:49
Steve-O
So are they doing the 2018 story, I think, or are they doing like the classic Greek stuff?
01:24:49
Twin Cheaks
Fuck it. Yeah. Yeah.
01:24:53
DeeBo
No idea.
01:24:54
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, no, that's what they said. They're doing the Norse. They're doing the Norse.
01:24:57
DeeBo
don't think they confirmed anything, to be honest.
01:24:58
Twin Cheaks
The Norse story.
01:24:58
Steve-O
The North stuff? Okay.
01:25:00
GREASEDAPOLES
I kind of like that.
01:25:00
DeeBo
i think the move I think the move is you do Norse and then you have flashbacks to Greece.
01:25:01
GREASEDAPOLES
ah like...
01:25:01
Steve-O
Interesting.
01:25:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
01:25:06
Steve-O
That makes sense.
01:25:07
DeeBo
Like during the show.
01:25:07
Twin Cheaks
You have anime flashbacks.
01:25:10
DeeBo
yeah Voiced voice by Christopher Judge.
01:25:10
Steve-O
It's like a cartoon. No.
01:25:13
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:25:14
Steve-O
Voiced by Chris Pratt.
01:25:15
Twin Cheaks
Oh, it's Amazon?
01:25:16
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:25:16
Twin Cheaks
Oh, no. you do That'll be the animated series. That site spinoff. That comes on comes on right before the Moneypenny spinoff from James Bond.
01:25:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah.
01:25:26
DeeBo
yeah
01:25:30
Twin Cheaks
That's just what it's going to be now, baby. It's Amazon.
01:25:32
DeeBo
But ah yeah yeah, it's just one of those things where...
01:25:33
Twin Cheaks
Alright, who's Atreus then? how How old does he have to be in the first season?
01:25:38
DeeBo
Well, considering the show's like two years out, right? I feel like we can't pick anyone we know. It has to be a young kid.
01:25:45
Twin Cheaks
It's just got to be a baby.
01:25:46
DeeBo
It has to be a young kid.
01:25:50
DeeBo
Unfortunately. You know?
01:25:52
Steve-O
Get that kid from the sixth sense. What's he doing?
01:25:54
DeeBo
That guy's like 33. Yeah.
01:25:56
Steve-O
oh royal
01:25:59
Twin Cheaks
um what about What about the the kid that that performed him in the and the game? is he too Is he too old now?
01:26:04
DeeBo
Well, he's like 25 now.
01:26:07
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but he he looks young.
01:26:10
Steve-O
Once you steal someone's face digitally, they are forever that age.
01:26:15
DeeBo
but Yeah. Now, there he did like a weird picture of himself on like Twitter when the when ah Ragnarok came out. And he like turned 18 and he was just like shirtless and was showing his abs. And I was like, I don't like any of this.
01:26:31
DeeBo
can stop this right now.
01:26:33
Twin Cheaks
Alright, so Peter Dinklage as Brock and Sindri. is what Reddit is saying. um Alexander Skarsgård as Balder.
01:26:47
Steve-O
I feel like we're casting a movie.
01:26:48
Twin Cheaks
Somebody said Timothy Shalloway.
01:26:49
Steve-O
We might be casting a movie at this point accidentally.
01:26:49
DeeBo
like
01:26:50
Twin Cheaks
Timothy Shalloway Atreus.
01:26:51
DeeBo
That's the thing. like i I cannot get up for like... It's worth too far out for me to care.
01:26:58
Steve-O
You're going to get like some some names, but like aside from that, everybody else is probably going to be their own people.
01:27:05
DeeBo
we're all going to be like 45 by a time the time this thing comes out. It ain't happening.
01:27:10
Steve-O
We can't keep doing this with everything. We can't keep pointing at how old we're going to be.
01:27:13
DeeBo
Well, that's how time works, Steve.
01:27:15
Steve-O
I know, but yeah I don't remember doing that when we were younger.
01:27:18
DeeBo
There's three constants, Steve.
01:27:19
Steve-O
Dude, when Spider-Man 3 comes out, you're going to be 20.
01:27:20
DeeBo
There's death, and Chris Pratt.
01:27:25
Steve-O
goodness.
01:27:25
DeeBo
No, because I was like, I'll be able to rent a car by the time Spider-Man 3 comes out. Let me see. Not anymore.
01:27:31
Steve-O
my goodness
01:27:33
DeeBo
Not anymore.
01:27:34
Twin Cheaks
How woke is it going to be?
01:27:36
DeeBo
Too woke. That's my guess. Actually, you know what? Trump's America. Isn't it funny how...
01:27:44
Twin Cheaks
Damn. they deleted they deleted ah they deleted ethnicity in the country, so it's okay.
01:27:47
DeeBo
Now, isn't it funny how quickly hey fucking these big companies threw off the DEI stuff?
01:27:54
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's weird. It's unsettling.
01:27:55
DeeBo
They were like, like, they were too psyched to do it. I was like, why why are we excited to do it? you You can get rid of it if you don't have to use it. I understand that.
01:28:03
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, don't don't, like, announce it, though.
01:28:05
DeeBo
They were, yeah, they were announcing it.
01:28:06
Twin Cheaks
You know?
01:28:06
DeeBo
Like, just so you guys know, we're not doing DEI nonsense anymore.
01:28:10
Twin Cheaks
Maybe because they know how the majority of the country voted, so they're they're trying to, you know, make more sales by...
01:28:13
DeeBo
Oh, damn it.
01:28:15
Twin Cheaks
It's still dirty, though.
01:28:16
DeeBo
It was still a tight margin. Too tight, you know? Too tight for me. But, yeah, I guess you're right. But who knows, dude?
01:28:28
DeeBo
Who knows?
01:28:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Who knows indeed?
01:28:31
DeeBo
Did any of you guys know that there apparently was a game show, a gaming event show happened this week?
01:28:38
GREASEDAPOLES
it was in the...
01:28:38
Twin Cheaks
What, GDC?
01:28:39
Steve-O
I saw some posts.
01:28:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, it's in the future.
01:28:42
GREASEDAPOLES
It's not here yet.
01:28:42
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:28:42
Twin Cheaks
Game Developers Conference, that one?
01:28:43
DeeBo
Yeah. ah Well, that's happening or happened. But the actually I think this was tied in with it. The future game show. Apparently it was like a three hour fucking video of just nonstop trailers.
01:28:53
Twin Cheaks
Future Game Shim.
01:28:59
DeeBo
And they showed billion and one things off. And some of this stuff I thought was kind of interesting.
01:29:04
Twin Cheaks
What was the best looking ones?
01:29:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Probably re-animal.
01:29:08
DeeBo
Re-Animal looks pretty cool.
01:29:10
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:29:10
DeeBo
ah Re-Animal is by the guys who did um Little Nightmares 1 and 2. Not the guys who who are doing Little Nightmares 3. It's a different studio. That's why counterpicked it.
01:29:25
DeeBo
ah But Re-Animal looks pretty good. I'll be honest. This FB...
01:29:29
Twin Cheaks
Oh man, Roger Clark was there. Where was this show at?
01:29:32
DeeBo
I have no idea. ah FPC Firebreak still looks really fun. That's the control ah online shooter game.
01:29:42
Twin Cheaks
Where is this show?
01:29:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh.
01:29:43
Steve-O
Yeah, this, um I was reading a thing about this. They said, we're making a game for people who actually, like, have things to do in their life and with jobs.
01:29:49
DeeBo
you
01:29:54
DeeBo
Is it going to be free too?
01:29:55
GREASEDAPOLES
That could mean a lot of things.
01:29:55
Twin Cheaks
That's a weird thing to say. Yeah, that's a weird thing to say.
01:29:56
Steve-O
No, like, i think I think it's them saying, like, you don't have to, like, know life our game.
01:30:00
DeeBo
No, they said there's no, like, weeklies or dailies or anything like that.
01:30:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:30:03
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:05
DeeBo
um
01:30:05
Twin Cheaks
I don't know, man. that's that's what People that have real life lives and jobs still like doing that stuff, though. so it's like That's a weird angle to come across to sell your game, I think.
01:30:11
DeeBo
i know. I think they're just saying, like... Yeah, I agree. i think they're just really just kind of saying...
01:30:17
Twin Cheaks
like because if if if it's that If that's not the case, then you just don't like just like the DEI shit, just don't announce it. like Don't say anything about it. like but That shouldn't be a selling point. don't think that's good selling point.
01:30:27
Steve-O
a little selling point for me.
01:30:27
Twin Cheaks
cause that What that says to me
01:30:28
Steve-O
I'll admit it. Because fucking just having having games be fucking like daily checklists just fucking burn all the soul out of them.
01:30:30
Twin Cheaks
what that says to me
01:30:34
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but like, no, but the the better approach is just to have this checklist, but like not like, like make the game about that, you know? Like to to me, that thing that to me, that's saying, oh, we we're not going to a lot of content.
01:30:48
Twin Cheaks
We're not going to have a lot of content for the game.
01:30:50
DeeBo
I mean, i hear that because it's Remini doing it, so i didn't I kind of go, okay.
01:30:51
Twin Cheaks
If it just say, just say it's not a game as a service.
01:30:55
DeeBo
ah this
01:30:56
Twin Cheaks
That's all you have to say. Like, that's all you have to say.
01:30:57
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:30:58
Twin Cheaks
You don't have to say, you know, like,
01:30:59
Steve-O
That makes sense.
01:30:59
DeeBo
yeah I think it is. i think it kind of is, but it's
01:31:01
Twin Cheaks
Because it's also kind of insulting to the people that do like that kind of game style that actually have jobs too. you know It's a little insulting to those guys.
01:31:10
DeeBo
I actually, I don't, insult them. I don't care about those people. Cause it's I don't play those games. Right. And I will say somebody who doesn't really play those types of games. I look at this and I do look at what they say and I go, okay, so this seems like it's low, like it's low effort in the sense of on my end, I think it might be free.
01:31:30
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, is the game going to be $30? That's the next question, you know? i mean I mean, that's the case, and that's cool.
01:31:36
Steve-O
Is it going free?
01:31:37
DeeBo
I could be lying. um But... i don't know. it's just like It just seems like the side game that they're doing for fun, it's Remedy. We know Remedy's not going to be a fucking...
01:31:48
Twin Cheaks
They should be doing Max Payne.
01:31:48
DeeBo
ah live service company.
01:31:50
Twin Cheaks
That's what they should be doing, not this shit.
01:31:51
DeeBo
They're doing Control.
01:31:51
Steve-O
I don't... i imagine I imagine they got a team on Max Payton still, too.
01:31:54
DeeBo
Yeah, they're doing Control 2 right now.
01:31:54
Twin Cheaks
Alright, I'm just saying.
01:31:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:31:57
DeeBo
Obviously, obviously they're doing Control 2. I mean, you know, look at this game.
01:32:00
Steve-O
This is like a C team, at ah probably.
01:32:02
DeeBo
And also, like, i don't know, like, the context is fun, right?
01:32:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:32:04
DeeBo
It's a... SBC. Is that the term?
01:32:08
Steve-O
Yeah, it's like S... Is that what it is? SPC?
01:32:12
DeeBo
Something.
01:32:13
GREASEDAPOLES
SBC?
01:32:13
Steve-O
That kind of... No, like SPCs and stuff like that. It's...
01:32:16
DeeBo
s SPF.
01:32:17
GREASEDAPOLES
SCP.
01:32:18
Steve-O
SCP.
01:32:18
DeeBo
SCP. Yeah.
01:32:18
Steve-O
God, it's been so long since I've...
01:32:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Secure, contain, protect.
01:32:20
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. But like, you know, because like one of the levels, right? One of the missions that you go on is like the the yellow paper. What the hell are they called?
01:32:30
Steve-O
um
01:32:30
DeeBo
Paper notes.
01:32:31
Steve-O
Yeah, the little post-it notes.
01:32:32
DeeBo
Yeah, post-its. Like, there's post-it notes just taking over a floor, and you gotta, like, destroy them, but then you have to fight, like, a giant post-it note monster at the end of the run. And I'm like...
01:32:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Is the man who gives you mission janitor? i remember that part.
01:32:46
DeeBo
I'm...
01:32:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Was that the guy who gave you that mission?
01:32:47
DeeBo
Yeah. Ati?
01:32:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Adi, I will give you mission.
01:32:50
Steve-O
Oh, Adi was great.
01:32:51
DeeBo
ah Yeah, I don't know.
01:32:52
Steve-O
Adi was fantastic.
01:32:52
DeeBo
i don't I don't think so. Ati seems like he only talks to important people.
01:32:56
Steve-O
I think the the premise of this game is this is after the events of Control and you're just your team is it's the same universe.
01:32:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, you gotta...
01:33:02
Twin Cheaks
It's same universe.
01:33:03
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:33:04
Steve-O
You're in the oldest building, which is like this building that kind of does what like the House of Leaves building did. and it's a constantly growing and changing. And your job is to like clean it from all the remnants of the shit that happened in Control.
01:33:17
DeeBo
Yeah, so...
01:33:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, I'm going to tell something.
01:33:18
DeeBo
what you here He's cleaning stuff.
01:33:19
GREASEDAPOLES
If Auti's not in this game, I'm throwing you out of a fucking window.
01:33:21
Steve-O
He's probably in the fucking basement, man.
01:33:21
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm going to throw you out of a goddamn window.
01:33:25
Steve-O
Well, you know what? You gotta have to play You're gonna have to know life this game and they're gonna be like, Chris, we didn't mean for this game to be like this.
01:33:27
DeeBo
Well, what you find out...
01:33:30
GREASEDAPOLES
I can't open. I can't stop.
01:33:32
DeeBo
actually
01:33:32
Steve-O
Where's Eddie?
01:33:33
GREASEDAPOLES
I can't stop. Where is he?
01:33:35
DeeBo
ah
01:33:35
Twin Cheaks
Here's my next question. Is this just going to be on the Epic Games Store?
01:33:38
DeeBo
No, that's on everything.
01:33:38
Twin Cheaks
Like Alan Wake 2 is?
01:33:39
Steve-O
No, this is this is actually on Steam. You can actually...
01:33:42
Twin Cheaks
So why is Alan Wake 2 not on Steam?
01:33:44
DeeBo
Because they paid for it.
01:33:46
Steve-O
You know why? Because they want their multiplayer game to be successful. And every game that's multiplayer.
01:33:50
Twin Cheaks
They have They can't...
01:33:51
DeeBo
Yeah, that's that's very true, dude.
01:33:52
Twin Cheaks
Because Borderlands is just going to be on Epic Games, right? That's basically a done deal.
01:33:58
DeeBo
That's still
01:33:59
Steve-O
and that's how they fail.
01:34:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, ain't getting that.
01:34:02
Twin Cheaks
Unless, unless you know... Unless since it's but it's a AAA game, they'll just release it on all platforms, but I don't know, man.
01:34:09
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, this is coming out on everything, as far as I can tell.
01:34:13
Steve-O
Borderlands 4.
01:34:14
DeeBo
um
01:34:15
Steve-O
It does have a Steam page, Borderlands 4.
01:34:19
Twin Cheaks
I can't imagine them not releasing on Steam, which is weird, because like why wouldn't you want Alan Wake 2 to be the same platforms as the other games that you're doing?
01:34:28
DeeBo
I mean, Allaway 2 is eventually going to get on Steam, right?
01:34:28
Steve-O
ah that's That's weird. Yeah.
01:34:31
DeeBo
I'd imagine.
01:34:31
Steve-O
i don't I don't know, because it's like they're owned by Epic.
01:34:35
DeeBo
Remedy's owned by epiptic Epic?
01:34:35
Twin Cheaks
Remedy is?
01:34:36
Steve-O
or I think like they have a major hand in Remedy.
01:34:36
DeeBo
Epic?
01:34:38
Twin Cheaks
Or the...
01:34:41
DeeBo
oh
01:34:42
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but like control? Then why is control like... you know It's weird that it's Alan Wake too.
01:34:47
Steve-O
i think Control was before... Interesting.
01:34:51
Steve-O
Interesting.
01:34:52
DeeBo
Yeah, who knows? I'll just say this. like I thought looked cool.
01:34:57
Steve-O
Okay, so they signed a contract with them in 2020 to publish two new games.
01:34:58
DeeBo
ah so yeah it's all Yeah, it's all contract. like Eventually the contract is going to run out. I mean, when Borderlands 3 came out, what's his name? that they The Borderlands guy was like,
01:35:10
Steve-O
Randy.
01:35:10
Twin Cheaks
Oh, Epic funded the game.
01:35:11
DeeBo
Yeah, Randy Pitchford literally said, he's like, they threw a stupid amount of money for us, and it was only like nine months exclusive. He's like, they basically paid for development.
01:35:20
Steve-O
That's the thing, though. Nine months of video game time can fucking kill your game.
01:35:24
DeeBo
I know, but I'm saying, he's like, they basically paid the development cost, and then it was then it was on consoles and Epic, for less than a year.
01:35:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
01:35:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:35:33
Steve-O
Like, that is why we do have an Alan Wake 2, is because they funded that.
01:35:35
DeeBo
Right. Yeah, so it's like, I...
01:35:37
Twin Cheaks
Damn. Dude, there's an email from... From, ah what's his name? Tim Sweeney. I guess the CEO. Responding to an email where somebody's like, hey, is this game coming out on Steam? And he said no. He basically said no, it's never coming to Steam.
01:35:53
DeeBo
Which one?
01:35:55
Twin Cheaks
Alan Wake 2.
01:35:56
DeeBo
That's so weird. why Yeah, that is...
01:35:59
Twin Cheaks
And I think it's because epic fund Epic paid for the game's development, I think, or some bullshit.
01:36:03
DeeBo
Yeah, well, you know what? Xbox is putting everything on everything.
01:36:04
Twin Cheaks
I don't know.
01:36:06
DeeBo
So...
01:36:06
Twin Cheaks
Well, now we have the fucking trade war, so it doesn't matter.
01:36:08
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:36:09
Twin Cheaks
Just have it translate to everything else. It's fine.
01:36:12
GREASEDAPOLES
It will.
01:36:13
DeeBo
That's wild, dude.
01:36:13
Twin Cheaks
You know?
01:36:15
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:36:15
GREASEDAPOLES
It will.
01:36:16
DeeBo
There's also ah Kronos. We saw Kronos a little while ago. It's...
01:36:21
Twin Cheaks
That was at the the the fucking L state of play. That one? Is that what we're talking
01:36:25
DeeBo
I think it was the one before that. Maybe. maybe
01:36:28
Steve-O
Was Kronos...
01:36:28
DeeBo
Maybe.
01:36:28
Twin Cheaks
about?
01:36:29
DeeBo
No, this is at Summer Game Fest, I think. We saw this.
01:36:32
Twin Cheaks
Wasn't Kronos the ah the game with um but the dude...
01:36:37
DeeBo
that was...
01:36:37
Twin Cheaks
With the actor.
01:36:38
Steve-O
Yeah, I'm trying to think too.
01:36:39
GREASEDAPOLES
i think yeah I think you guys...
01:36:39
DeeBo
and know what you're talking about.
01:36:40
Twin Cheaks
The actor that's dating Alana Pierce. What the fuck is his name?
01:36:43
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:36:44
Twin Cheaks
He was he was he was in um in the the Flanagan movies.
01:36:49
DeeBo
Yeah, know. The Flanagan shows.
01:36:50
Twin Cheaks
The Flanagan shows, I mean. Flanagan shows on Netflix.
01:36:52
DeeBo
It's like... I want say Jared something...
01:36:54
Twin Cheaks
The fuck is his name? I should know him.
01:36:57
DeeBo
rob No, Raul
01:36:59
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Raul...
01:36:59
Steve-O
Julia.
01:37:02
DeeBo
Coley.
01:37:02
Twin Cheaks
It's Rahuli Poti.
01:37:02
DeeBo
Yeah, Raul Coley.
01:37:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, or something. Yeah.
01:37:05
DeeBo
yeah ah Yeah, it's not that game.
01:37:09
Twin Cheaks
It's not that game.
01:37:09
DeeBo
Kronos is a blooper team game that looks a lot like Dead Space. We saw this at Summer Games Fest. Basically, this is only notable because they showed like gameplay and gave a little plot context to it.
01:37:23
DeeBo
ah Basically, you're like this guy that just dives through time to rescue important people. And you fight big scary monsters in the middle of it But just like the visual look of it is awesome.
01:37:39
DeeBo
ah Very Dead Space-y. And I'm a big Dead Space guy, so...
01:37:41
Steve-O
Okay.
01:37:45
DeeBo
There's other things.
01:37:45
Steve-O
don't you pick it?
01:37:45
DeeBo
like you know There's something else I noticed. ah We're definitely in the era of PS1 looking indie games.
01:37:55
Steve-O
We are.
01:37:56
DeeBo
ah like There's some sort of like dinosaur survival game ah that was ah they showed that.
01:38:04
Twin Cheaks
Dino Crisis, right? ah That's the one.
01:38:06
DeeBo
No, no. It's like literally it's like a four-player. Kind of reminded me more of... um What's that? Not toxic company. What's that game where you're like trying to find like weird aliens, Steve lethal company.
01:38:21
Steve-O
Okay, yeah.
01:38:21
DeeBo
It seemed like lethal company, but with dinosaurs.
01:38:25
Steve-O
Okay.
01:38:25
DeeBo
um So there's that there's a game called fear for 98, which is just like a PS.
01:38:25
Steve-O
Is
01:38:29
Steve-O
that a soccer game?
01:38:31
DeeBo
Yeah. It's like a PS one era looking soccer game with zombies. Cause it's called fear.
01:38:37
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:38:37
DeeBo
As we can see.
01:38:39
Steve-O
Okay.
01:38:39
DeeBo
And I don't know, it's just interesting that, like, we're... It's not like we're past it, right? But it's interesting that we're now seeing PlayStation 1 era kind of indie-looking games.
01:38:45
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:38:54
DeeBo
Like, that's the new thing now.
01:38:56
Steve-O
The new nostalgia.
01:38:57
DeeBo
Yeah, the new nostalgia act is PS1 games.
01:39:00
Steve-O
We've gone past the 16 bit.
01:39:02
DeeBo
Yeah. Like, they'll still be there, obviously. But it's like, now the people that are making games are like, you know i didn't grow up playing Chrono Trigger. I grew up playing fucking this shitty PS1 looking game.
01:39:13
Steve-O
Kind of cross.
01:39:17
DeeBo
And this is what I want to make because this is what I remember.
01:39:18
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:39:19
GREASEDAPOLES
I think that aesthetic was the first time I saw that really done like that. It wasn't necessarily a game, even though it was pretending to be, was Petscop.
01:39:29
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:39:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:39:30
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:39:30
GREASEDAPOLES
That had that PlayStation aesthetic, and it actually even had the PlayStation intro music on a lot of the videos, because it's creepy. Yeah.
01:39:38
DeeBo
yeah
01:39:38
Steve-O
Yeah, that was old enough to like, because that was like 2016, 2017, that kind of came out.
01:39:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:39:46
Steve-O
And that was before anybody was really doing the PlayStation like feeling game. So it was like strength. It was it was real enough to be like, yeah, look, this is an old game that never released because, you know, at the time, people probably just didn't have that ability.
01:40:04
GREASEDAPOLES
You had to make those types of PS1 types games.
01:40:06
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:40:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. That's a i kind of why it was so kind of unearthly and strange.
01:40:11
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:40:12
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, because it was so like, it was connected to your childhood. Like a lot of these games are trying to do.
01:40:18
DeeBo
yeah
01:40:18
Steve-O
yeah
01:40:18
GREASEDAPOLES
And it was also insanely creepy. So it's like, There's something about going back to a certain style of video game and it has a lot of room for horror.
01:40:31
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, you can play with people's nostalgia really well and scare them really well.
01:40:34
DeeBo
Yeah. And like that was the first like i know horror games existed before the PlayStation but like I feel like you couldn't really properly do a horror game until at the very least the PlayStation era era of games.
01:40:48
Steve-O
I agree.
01:40:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, I think, i think even like
01:40:49
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:40:50
DeeBo
I know PC existed and things like that.
01:40:52
GREASEDAPOLES
certain games I played like Inscription, like a lot of that has like almost part of that game is like playing on a Game Boy, basically.
01:40:55
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:41:00
DeeBo
Mm hmm.
01:41:01
GREASEDAPOLES
But it adds to like the um like the creepy strangeness of it all, you know?
01:41:05
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:41:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Because you don't expect it, A. And B, it's like, this is old and bringing back memories, but it's scary. That's what I like about
01:41:14
Steve-O
james that Games that can deviate from their formula. Like, Inscription, majorly so, does that.
01:41:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, totally.
01:41:24
Steve-O
um There's a game that is um early in development. It's by the same people who made Home Safety Hotline, Chris. I told you about the the the Solitaire one they're doing.
01:41:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh.
01:41:33
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:41:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. The fake solitary game.
01:41:34
Steve-O
ah Yeah, so apparently they have a second game in the works right now called Please Insert Disc. And it is a PlayStation 2.
01:41:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:41:43
Steve-O
two PlayStation 2 themed horror game where you are given a skateboard game, ah but it fucking breaks your PlayStation 2 or does something to your PlayStation 2 and freaks it out.
01:41:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:41:56
Twin Cheaks
Interesting.
01:41:56
Steve-O
I'll put the trailer in shit talk or I'll just put the Steam page on shit talk, but it has a trailer as the first thing.
01:42:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Tony Hawk knows where you live. Finds out.
01:42:03
Steve-O
Yeah, the game's called But like...
01:42:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Hell grinders.
01:42:09
DeeBo
Sounds like an app I download.
01:42:11
Steve-O
That's just like, you know... There's a lot of there's a lot of fun things you can play with. like Nostalgic like stuff.
01:42:15
DeeBo
Oh, wow. That's cool.
01:42:19
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah you can really play on people's nostalgia to make it like feel what's more i like uncomfortable. matt Unsettling. Yeah, it's just... She's out of the norm.
01:42:31
GREASEDAPOLES
It makes me feel creeped out.
01:42:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:42:33
DeeBo
You know, I'm not going lie, though. I saw these pictures and then I clicked on the announcement trailer and the vibes are entirely different. It's like a fun Tony Hawk skateboarding game.
01:42:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, that's awesome.
01:42:44
Steve-O
a
01:42:45
DeeBo
Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on It's turning.
01:42:47
Steve-O
yeah it turns
01:42:47
GREASEDAPOLES
It turns.
01:42:48
DeeBo
ah
01:42:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Of course it turns. It's got to turn a little in the trailer.
01:42:50
DeeBo
That song was kind of a banger, though. All all right. Wow. Look at that. As soon as I fucking said it, it proved me wrong.
01:43:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Gotcha.
01:43:03
DeeBo
That's the fun thing about video games, guys. I hope you guys know that.
01:43:05
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, i really like video games.
01:43:08
DeeBo
I'm fan. I just wish...
01:43:09
Steve-O
um'll I'll play one or two
01:43:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Really? Just one or two?
01:43:13
DeeBo
Oh, you know what? um Not super big news, but I finally booted up casting the Frank Stone.
01:43:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:43:20
Twin Cheaks
you
01:43:20
DeeBo
And I was like, ooh, yeah, I'm in the very beginning. Like, I just
01:43:24
Steve-O
You could beat that in like two hours, three hours.
01:43:27
DeeBo
Really? Damn.
01:43:28
Steve-O
Yeah. you could just like sit down and power through it.
01:43:29
DeeBo
Yeah, I just got through, like, the the very beginning part with the cop.
01:43:34
Steve-O
Okay.
01:43:34
DeeBo
And then I was like, I picked up the hitchhiker lady. And I'm like, this is fun. This is fun.
01:43:40
Steve-O
mean, it's fun. I'm needs a little story.
01:43:41
DeeBo
Yeah, it's fun. i dig I dig that vibe. I dig the whole vibe, obviously. But, you know, I just need something to... I think I'm done.
01:43:52
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:43:53
DeeBo
I think I'm done with fucking Okami. I'm a pleb and I'm just not smart enough for that game.
01:44:00
Steve-O
I started playing Xenoblade X, the remaster that they just put out on Switch.
01:44:09
DeeBo
Okay.
01:44:09
Steve-O
Because I missed it when it came out Wii U, and I was like kind of interested like back in the day. i played it. Dude, that game is like... It's weird, because I was like, I barely put any time into this.
01:44:21
Steve-O
And it's like, you've played this for several hours, and I went, fuck.
01:44:23
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:44:25
Steve-O
Like...
01:44:25
DeeBo
Oh no, I can't even refund it on Steam.
01:44:27
Steve-O
ah Yeah, but it's like, you know, I was playing it and I was like, you know, it weird because it's an open world RPG, but the combat is and MMO like.
01:44:39
Steve-O
And after several hours, I'm like, this is really hard to kind of like get me to want to keep coming back to. Because it's like the game just tried to like open it up more stuff. And I'm like, you're already throwing too much at me. I might need to step away.
01:44:54
Steve-O
i don't know if I'm going go back to the game, to be honest. I think i'm just I just need to accept that. Sometimes RPGs just aren't my jam. And that one's definitely not like... yeah I'm not going to say it's the most like classic RPG. Because it is weird. And you know it's open world slash and MMO style combat. But it's definitely a game that's like, you're goingnna you need to play this for 300 hours. You can be happy about it.
01:45:16
DeeBo
Dude, I don't think there's been must-play, and I don't mean this in any nasty way, but like truly, like I don't think there's been like a must-play Nintendo RPG in a good long while.
01:45:16
Steve-O
So...
01:45:31
Steve-O
Isn't that what people are saying that Claire Loon game is? That's like a classic style, like a table, like a, like turn-based, I should say. The 33, Expedition 33.
01:45:39
DeeBo
You mean Claire Obscure?
01:45:41
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:45:42
DeeBo
yeah yeah, but that's not like a Nintendo game. You know what I mean? That's not like only on the Switch.
01:45:49
Steve-O
Yeah. That's Xbox and P&D and stuff.
01:45:50
DeeBo
Like, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's like it's everything. right It's going to be everything.
01:45:54
Steve-O
Right. Right.
01:45:56
DeeBo
Yeah, I just mean like ah specifically like a Nintendo RPG. I feel like Chrono Trigger was the last one. Yeah, a really great game.
01:46:08
DeeBo
An awesome, wonderful game that Steve has never played.
01:46:12
Steve-O
What are you fucking talking about?
01:46:12
DeeBo
You'll be playing that, Steve.
01:46:13
GREASEDAPOLES
It's okay.
01:46:14
Steve-O
Chrono what?
01:46:15
DeeBo
Yeah, that's what I thought.
01:46:16
Steve-O
You know yeah when they remake it.
01:46:19
DeeBo
Fuck. Yo, I heard a fun little funky rumor.
01:46:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh no.
01:46:25
DeeBo
ah So, do you know, you guys know about the NVIDIA leak that happened like fucking six years ago at this point?
01:46:26
GREASEDAPOLES
How funky.
01:46:33
Steve-O
No.
01:46:34
DeeBo
So there was an NVIDIA leak where they just like leaked a bunch of games. At the time, you know, just like it was a traditional leak. Every game on the NVIDIA leak was true, except for one, and that's Final Fantasy IX Remake.
01:46:48
Steve-O
Oh.
01:46:51
Steve-O
oh
01:46:51
DeeBo
Everybody's been waiting for the Final Fantasy IX Remake. Apparently, the new rumor is that it's not a Final Fantasy IX Remake, it's a sequel to Final Fantasy IX.
01:47:03
Twin Cheaks
Oh, interesting.
01:47:03
DeeBo
So it's like a, yeah, and I was like, I don't know if I like that, because...
01:47:09
DeeBo
I do and I don't because like the... I've kind of always said... i always thought I liked Final Fantasy IX more than Final Fantasy VII. But... After kind of like recently replaying...
01:47:22
Twin Cheaks
Like, in a vacuum, I thought that you did. Because this is just a better game, right?
01:47:25
DeeBo
Yeah, but like after recently replaying... don't even know if it is.
01:47:28
Twin Cheaks
No, you can't count the remake as, like,
01:47:30
DeeBo
ah No, no, no, no. After recently replaying Final Fantasy IX, I kind of realized that...
01:47:34
Twin Cheaks
Oh, OK. okay
01:47:37
DeeBo
You know how every Final Fantasy game has like the weird shit at the end where you're either on the moon or you're fighting God or space aliens.
01:47:41
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:47:45
DeeBo
Like Final Fantasy IX's weird shit is way worse than the Final Fantasy VII's weird shit. And like, it's just like, I hate the way that game ends. And it it's just kind of like, yeah it's just like, put surprise, you're secretly space alien.
01:48:02
DeeBo
And then like you fight your brother or something. And then it's like the game's over. And it's such a far cry from like the fun medieval back-to-basics style that Final Fantasy IX was.
01:48:14
DeeBo
So to kind of jump off where that game ended, i don't know. it Maybe it could be a spot for them to fix it, in my opinion, because I'm the only one apparently thinks it's bad. Or just to continue on with the super weirdness. Or again, maybe it's just another big dumb rumor.
01:48:31
DeeBo
But i don't know. I just... I kind of always have my ear out for the this weird Final Fantasy IX remake. That doesn't even make sense because like they're in the middle of remaking VII. So it's like, is it going to be... What kind of a remake? Is it even real? Why is this the only one that didn't prove to be true on the NVIDIA leak?
01:48:54
DeeBo
It's kind of interesting across the board. But it's pretty neat. Pretty neat.
01:49:02
Steve-O
That's pretty neat.
01:49:03
DeeBo
Yeah, so this want this is the original games that were leaked. Ghost of Tsushima, Returnal, Final Fantasy VII Remake, Dragon Age 4, Forza Motorsport 8, Horizon Forbidden West, and Ratchet & Clank.
01:49:20
DeeBo
Those were like the initial kind of like NVIDIA leaked games, and all of those things came ended up being true. Except for this one fucking game. And it's in it's infuriating.
01:49:35
DeeBo
ah But yeah, man. i don't know. don't know. don't know if you guys have any other takes.
01:49:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, I really thoroughly enjoyed your take, so I'm just going agree with you.
01:49:48
DeeBo
Yeah, thank you.
01:49:49
Steve-O
You know, I gotta say Devin.
01:49:49
GREASEDAPOLES
No problem.
01:49:50
DeeBo
I think need some more Chris Pratt.
01:49:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it does.
01:49:52
DeeBo
That's what I think.
01:49:53
Steve-O
yeah know Chris Pratt, Final Fantasy IX.
01:49:53
GREASEDAPOLES
think most things do.
01:49:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Chris Pratt, Final Fantasy VII. Put him in the third game.
01:50:00
Steve-O
Chris Pratt, Final Fantasy VI.
01:50:00
DeeBo
I mean, that game does need voice actor.
01:50:04
Steve-O
You know what?
01:50:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Chris Pratt.
01:50:05
Steve-O
Chrono Trigger? More like Chris Ratt Trigger.
01:50:09
DeeBo
But you know, do you know that I think about Sabin or suplexing the ghost train with Final Fantasy VII Remake graphics probably once a month?
01:50:16
Steve-O
Saban? Saban? Okay. Okay.
01:50:23
Twin Cheaks
Thank
01:50:26
DeeBo
I'm like, that's the selling point, right? If you've got to convince the team or convince the internet that like, hey, why should we do this? I'm like, let's just do the entire sequence where Sabin suplexed a ghost train.
01:50:40
Steve-O
Do they just like like refuse to do anything with like that beloved game?
01:50:44
DeeBo
It just costs too much
01:50:45
Steve-O
like That's like the most beloved Final Fantasy that I feel like they just don't touch.
01:50:51
DeeBo
money.
01:50:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, they had to make the one that made money, Final Fantasy VII Remake, because people were going to buy that.
01:50:53
DeeBo
Probably.
01:50:57
DeeBo
Yeah, I mean, six made money, but seven made money, you know?
01:51:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:51:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:51:01
DeeBo
But also, it's like...
01:51:01
GREASEDAPOLES
They got work on the money first.
01:51:04
DeeBo
Well, I mean, like, they they did the Final Fantasy remakes, recently or the remaster collection, or whatever. And that's there. Like, I played it.
01:51:13
Steve-O
Were they just confused? like Were they just worried that we'd be like, oh, this is six in Japan, but in America it's four or three or whatever?
01:51:21
DeeBo
Well, it's because it literally...
01:51:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, and it's the numbers.
01:51:21
Steve-O
like
01:51:22
DeeBo
it literally Yeah, it would have confused people because everybody would have been like, what happened
01:51:31
Steve-O
Just call it Final Fantasy, the one where Sabin suplexes a train.
01:51:32
DeeBo
to 3, 4, and 5? Yeah, yeah.
01:51:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Easy title.
01:51:36
DeeBo
Well, that happens a little too deep into the game, right?
01:51:39
Steve-O
It happens.
01:51:39
DeeBo
Call it Final Fantasy, the one without a main character.
01:51:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, Sabin won't suplex the Ghost Train until like the fifth game in.
01:51:41
Steve-O
Keep playing.
01:51:47
DeeBo
Yeah, right? That's the problem.
01:51:48
GREASEDAPOLES
So you got to play five like four other games.
01:51:51
Steve-O
Dude, I was brushing my teeth and i was thinking about how they rema they they did a remaster of Crystal Chronicles in 2020.
01:51:51
GREASEDAPOLES
yet
01:52:00
Steve-O
And they literally, as at the fucking goal line, went, okay, do we want to do couch co-op or weird fucking iffy online multiplayer co-op?
01:52:02
DeeBo
I remember that.
01:52:13
Steve-O
And they chose the weird iffy multiplayer online co-op.
01:52:17
DeeBo
i remember that.
01:52:18
Steve-O
And it hands down fucking grinded that entire game to halt. Like, there was no reason to play that game. Because if you made progress in each other's games, it didn't count for your game.
01:52:30
Steve-O
So you're like, what's even the fucking point? So...
01:52:33
DeeBo
Crystal Chronicles was the first Final Fantasy game where i was like, I don't think I like all the Final Fantasy. as I think, well, like throat from like my experience as like somebody who only played seven.
01:52:41
Twin Cheaks
Really? That was the first one?
01:52:47
Twin Cheaks
Did you like Final Fantasy Tactics? When it first came out.
01:52:50
DeeBo
I, to this day, i never really warmed up to it, but I respect that it's like a great game and it's more of a me thing.
01:52:58
Twin Cheaks
So you're not like me. You didn't have Final Fantasy Mystic Quest. For Super Nintendo.
01:53:03
Steve-O
Oh.
01:53:04
DeeBo
Yeah, no, no, no.
01:53:05
Twin Cheaks
Because I had that game.
01:53:06
DeeBo
I played six after like nine, I think.
01:53:10
Twin Cheaks
i was I had that game.
01:53:10
DeeBo
Like, I didn't get around to six.
01:53:11
Twin Cheaks
And like amo that game is so bad. That like as a fucking. don't even know how how old was I. Like 8th grade or some shit. seventh grade.
01:53:18
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:53:19
Twin Cheaks
I figured out that you could just cast Cure on on your enemies, and then it just kills them.
01:53:22
GREASEDAPOLES
here
01:53:25
Steve-O
Does it really?
01:53:25
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:53:26
Twin Cheaks
Something like that.
01:53:27
Steve-O
What the?
01:53:28
Twin Cheaks
for certain enemies.
01:53:29
DeeBo
Like undead enemies.
01:53:30
Steve-O
Oh, that's...
01:53:31
Twin Cheaks
I guess, yeah. I guess undead enemies, yeah.
01:53:33
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:53:33
Steve-O
that Wasn't that the game that they made? They were like, we need to teach Americans how RPGs
01:53:37
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it was Final Fantasy USA is like the joke name that they gave it or some bullshit, because we're dumb.
01:53:40
DeeBo
Yeah. But like, no, like I remember my experience was like Final Fantasy 7, 8, Tactics 9, and then 10. And I don't know when Crystal Chronicles.
01:53:55
DeeBo
I don't know if Crystal Chronicles was before after 10.
01:53:56
Steve-O
GameCube.
01:53:58
DeeBo
But I was like, oh, never mind. This is like the bad one. Even though 8 existed. But like, whatever.
01:54:04
Steve-O
It's like, in hindsight, if they just like went in, ah fucking figured it out, it'd be so much better.
01:54:11
DeeBo
I mean, I'm just saying even then, like, I just didn't dig it.
01:54:13
Steve-O
Just like ah like ah and up like a down-top action RPG like that you could just play with your friends. like That should just be easy-peasy money in the bank. like You just get the Hades team. They could do that over a weekend.
01:54:27
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:54:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Bump it out on weekend.
01:54:29
DeeBo
Oh, you know what? Let me ask you guys this. Because you guys reminded me. So, Steve, I've been... i Well, going to ask the group. Is it a defeat to...
01:54:41
DeeBo
Buy an audio book of a book you actually own in real life.
01:54:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Devon.
01:54:46
Twin Cheaks
No.
01:54:47
Steve-O
No, I've done that before.
01:54:47
Twin Cheaks
No.
01:54:48
DeeBo
Okay.
01:54:49
Twin Cheaks
Some people really
Audiobooks vs. Traditional Reading
01:54:50
Twin Cheaks
like... Some people that really like books, some people I know very intimately, will read the book and then we just want they'll just want to listen to the audiobook when they're doing other stuff.
01:54:54
DeeBo
Yeah. oh
01:55:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I did that with Blood Meridian.
01:55:02
Twin Cheaks
So...
01:55:04
DeeBo
yeah
01:55:04
GREASEDAPOLES
ah I was intimately attached to that book, let me tell you.
01:55:08
DeeBo
Yeah, no, because I've been listening to Blood, Sweat, and Pixels, the the Jason Schreier book. The first one he
01:55:17
Twin Cheaks
The Shry guy?
01:55:17
DeeBo
Yeah, the Schreier guy book.
01:55:18
Twin Cheaks
goat?
01:55:18
DeeBo
The first one the first one he did that's just about like different stories about making games and how hard it is.
01:55:19
Twin Cheaks
The goat? Go birds?
01:55:24
Steve-O
and
01:55:26
DeeBo
ah But like you know I have my Amazon book credits or whatever, so I just kind of used it I'm like, it's just am I a fucking loser?
01:55:32
Steve-O
yeah
01:55:35
DeeBo
like Couldn't I have just like read the book with my eyes?
01:55:39
Steve-O
does Jason Schreier do the reading for it who does it uh
01:55:39
DeeBo
The answer to that is no. No. and Some guy. Just some fucking dude.
01:55:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, if you want to read Blood, Shit, and Piss, you could read that in a book.
01:55:49
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:55:50
GREASEDAPOLES
You can listen to it in an audiobook. It doesn't matter. like If you're enjoying it, that's so all it matters.
01:55:57
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:55:57
Steve-O
I have the bad habit of buying books and then finding out there's an audio book by the person who wrote it. I, so I found out that they did a in-universe Steven toast book called toast on toast, which is a Matt Barry.
01:56:11
GREASEDAPOLES
No shit, really?
01:56:12
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I bought it. And then they were like, Oh, by the way, there's an audio book fucking narrated by Steven toast, like Matt Barry.
01:56:18
GREASEDAPOLES
we
01:56:19
Steve-O
Yeah. And I was like, motherfucker. So I had to buy this thing twice.
01:56:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Shit, I'm buying that.
01:56:24
Steve-O
Yeah. It's called toast on toast.
01:56:26
GREASEDAPOLES
I actually read all the Terror Tome books that came out recently, too.
01:56:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:56:29
Steve-O
Oh, by Garth Marenghi?
01:56:31
GREASEDAPOLES
And I think he does the the audios of those. I should get those. See, Devin?
01:56:35
Steve-O
That's the thing. like audio I think audiobooks, like they could be their own medium and art form. I think there's no shame in in enjoying ah an audiobook.
01:56:44
DeeBo
Oh, no. i listen I listen to primarily audiobooks.
01:56:45
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:56:47
DeeBo
I just felt...
01:56:47
Steve-O
But you're saying, like are you giving up from like starting to read a book to jumping over to the audiobook?
01:56:51
DeeBo
Yeah, he so I had the book and i read the first chapter, you know which is like I think, like the Uncharted chapter, Uncharted 4.
01:56:59
Steve-O
yeah
01:57:01
DeeBo
And then I was like, I'll read it. And then I just never picked it up again. And then I was just staring at it. And then I was like, fuck it. Like, just bought the thing.
01:57:13
DeeBo
um But yeah, no. And don't know.
01:57:16
GREASEDAPOLES
The only thing is, though, I do admit, like, sometimes audiobooks, I miss things. I think I'll miss things more than I will with reading. Like, reading them, I'll remember everything and and take it all in.
01:57:28
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:57:29
GREASEDAPOLES
But sometimes...
01:57:29
Steve-O
ED take your pace.
01:57:30
DeeBo
yeah You know what I don't understand?
01:57:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:57:32
DeeBo
The people that go to bed listening to an audiobook. Like, I have a friend, he's like, oh yeah, he's like, I just like listen to Dune and I go to sleep.
01:57:41
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I just put the Bible on and then go to sleep. I don't know what's wrong with that,
01:57:44
DeeBo
And i'm like I'm like, wait, so you just wake up and you're at a random chapter?
01:57:45
GREASEDAPOLES
that's fine.
01:57:46
Twin Cheaks
seven
01:57:47
DeeBo
And he's like, well, I've like like i've i've read this book three times. And I'm like, I guess, yeah.
01:57:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, well, that's the thing, right? Like, I i kind of do do that more so with audiobooks. Like, ill it'll reinforce if I've read it before. Like, i'll read I'll listen to it.
01:58:01
DeeBo
Yeah. Well, like, i I'll be honest.
01:58:03
GREASEDAPOLES
And it'll kind of...
01:58:05
DeeBo
I do feel like ah i was a bit spoiled because, like, the audiobooks I would listen to would be the Warhammer audiobooks, which they go pretty hard in terms of narrators. Like, you know, like, sometimes they even have, like, audio dramas, which add music and sound effects and shit, which is kind of fun.
01:58:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm.
01:58:23
GREASEDAPOLES
I'll tell you what sold me on audio books was the game of Thrones one, because the guy who does those is just like old man.
01:58:23
DeeBo
Like, yeah.
01:58:29
DeeBo
Yeah, yeah.
01:58:34
DeeBo
I think he died, actually.
01:58:35
GREASEDAPOLES
he was, he he did actually, he did.
01:58:36
DeeBo
He passed away. Yeah.
01:58:37
GREASEDAPOLES
um which is a shame because they'll never be able to voice the, the books cause they'll never come out. But he was actually,
01:58:43
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. So and no one loses.
01:58:46
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:58:47
DeeBo
one loses.
01:58:48
GREASEDAPOLES
he was on the show. He was the guy that showed Tyrion, the green fire.
01:58:53
DeeBo
Yeah.
01:58:53
GREASEDAPOLES
underneath.
01:58:54
DeeBo
Yeah. Yeah. That's right. He had a cameo.
01:58:56
GREASEDAPOLES
But he was lovely. like He did voices and yeah yeah like that he had that ability that like Patrick Stewart has where anything that comes out of his mouth sounds legitimate.
01:59:09
GREASEDAPOLES
He's just is's very genuine delivery.
01:59:10
DeeBo
Yeah. I just didn't. The only thing that turned me off with him is because he would read like the real wrong. She's shit, too. And he's like, he spilled his seed inside of her.
01:59:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he would.
01:59:20
DeeBo
And I'm like, oh, you were 85 years old.
01:59:20
GREASEDAPOLES
I love that.
01:59:22
DeeBo
I do not need to hear this.
01:59:23
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah I think he killed those too. Cause he was like, he didn't shy away.
01:59:26
DeeBo
Oh, he was it.
01:59:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Like he just barreled right through them basically.
01:59:29
DeeBo
Yeah, no. ah Yeah, but like. But then when I listened to like that Marvel one I listened to and even this, this G. Shry, but like it's such a clear step down in terms of like ah narration.
01:59:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm. Quality of voice acting.
01:59:44
DeeBo
Yeah. And I'm like, ah, damn. That bums me out a little bit.
01:59:47
GREASEDAPOLES
The voice narrative. Yeah. Um, That really, that really helps. Like I've listened to both authors that did audio books and performers that did them.
01:59:59
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
02:00:00
GREASEDAPOLES
And i will always say the authors that I've listened to were the best because they just knew exactly how to enunciate everything.
02:00:05
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:00:08
GREASEDAPOLES
At least like Harlan Ellison's, all of his books, he, he does the audio books. And I read like, I have no mouth, but I must scream again and listen to it. And he delivers that wonderfully.
02:00:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it was good to listen to It it was almost like and seeing it with different eyes.
02:00:28
DeeBo
Yeah, i've only re I've only done that a few times. And you are right. It's just, bro, who's got time to reread books, man? Yeah.
02:00:38
GREASEDAPOLES
See, that's where audiobooks kind of are perfect. They're like the perfect tool to reread a book.
02:00:43
DeeBo
You know what I should look up? I should look up if those Esty Perry Resident Evil books are on there.
02:00:49
GREASEDAPOLES
You don't want to go down that path. He's S.D.
02:00:50
DeeBo
Oh, I do. I do.
02:00:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Perry.
02:00:51
Steve-O
Dude, come on, man.
02:00:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Noted cannibal, S.T.
02:00:54
Steve-O
You. Yeah, dude.
02:00:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Perry.
02:00:55
Steve-O
You don't want to read no suck dick Perry books.
02:00:57
DeeBo
ah SD Perry Resident Evil Books Audible I forgot the word dude
02:00:58
GREASEDAPOLES
S.T. Perry.
02:01:03
GREASEDAPOLES
His friends with Armie Hammer.
02:01:05
Steve-O
Oh, that makes sense.
02:01:05
GREASEDAPOLES
He's not cool.
02:01:08
Twin Cheaks
Hell yeah, baby.
02:01:09
Steve-O
Hell yeah.
02:01:10
DeeBo
I think they're in here baby guys trying to listen to the Midnight Suns Infernal Rising by SD Perry narrated by JD Jackson only 9 hours and 35 minutes
02:01:11
GREASEDAPOLES
He's an eater of people.
02:01:12
Steve-O
You know what?
02:01:21
GREASEDAPOLES
no
02:01:25
GREASEDAPOLES
don't know any of those people.
02:01:26
DeeBo
It's a book.
02:01:26
GREASEDAPOLES
oh
02:01:30
DeeBo
Yeah, we're laughing. We're laughing now. ah
02:01:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, Lefany, you.
02:01:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Take that, Devin.
Podcast Plans and Future Topics
02:01:43
DeeBo
God damn it.
02:01:43
GREASEDAPOLES
So with that, um I think that about that about wraps her up for tonight's podcast.
02:01:45
DeeBo
I got nothing else. I'm tapped out.
02:01:50
GREASEDAPOLES
um Folks, we got a March badness coming up. And I i chunked through a few movies. And guess what, guys? They were bad.
02:02:00
Steve-O
When when do you think ah we should do that?
02:02:01
Twin Cheaks
Which ones which ones did you read which ones did you watch so far?
02:02:03
GREASEDAPOLES
I will tell you nothing.
02:02:04
Twin Cheaks
curious ah
02:02:06
Steve-O
Oh.
02:02:07
DeeBo
I will say, Chris did tell me one thing. He said one of them made him legitimately angry.
02:02:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I'm like dreading it. I'm not telling you which one either. i will i will not tell you. But yeah, one one is like I'm looking at it and it's probably going to be the last thing I watch.
02:02:19
DeeBo
but
02:02:26
Twin Cheaks
Is it a movie you watched already?
02:02:28
GREASEDAPOLES
um will I won't.
02:02:29
GREASEDAPOLES
I won't. I'm not going to anything.
02:02:29
Twin Cheaks
Before?
02:02:31
Twin Cheaks
Because I think I have an idea of which one it is.
02:02:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Zip my mouth. Zip.
02:02:36
Steve-O
ah When do you want to do this, Chris?
02:02:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, let's see. Next week, be the 31st, right?
02:02:43
Steve-O
Mm-hmm. Last day.
02:02:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Or 30th. Yeah, 30th.
02:02:47
Steve-O
Or no, 30th. 30th. Yeah, you're right.
02:02:49
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
02:02:49
GREASEDAPOLES
So the first week April?
02:02:52
Steve-O
Okay, so you're saying 6th?
02:02:53
DeeBo
Seventh?
02:02:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, let's do the 6th.
02:02:55
DeeBo
Or sixth, yeah, sixth.
02:02:56
Steve-O
Okay. Alright, so ah not next week, but the week after we'll be doing some March badness over on Galani and Chill, so... Next week will be some some classic anti-fanboy hijinks.
02:03:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Get ready.
02:03:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Exactly, like the sequel to Lawnmower Man.
02:03:12
Steve-O
With Chris Pratt.
02:03:14
GREASEDAPOLES
He's not in that. He's not in it.
02:03:16
DeeBo
Yeah, he
02:03:16
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
02:03:16
Steve-O
Lawnmower man.
02:03:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Lawnmower
02:03:17
Steve-O
Lawnmower man. What do you think his stance would be?
02:03:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Man? Well, unfortunately,
02:03:20
Twin Cheaks
Lawn mower man. Get up off of my lawn.
02:03:25
GREASEDAPOLES
he was radicalized by the internet. and
02:03:27
Steve-O
God damn it. That's always the fucking internet. Alright, we're done.
02:03:30
DeeBo
That's like literally the plot of that movie.
02:03:30
Steve-O
We'll see ah That is the plot of the movie. You're right.
02:03:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Sorry, guys.