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Monster Hunter Wildin' Out
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Jon and Steve hunt the BIG ONE
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Kickoff and March Discussion
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hello, you are listening to the all-new Anti-Fanboy Podcast for the week of March 2nd, 2025. It's the first few days of March. I think, have the clocks been turned?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
i don't know. By the time you're listening to this, quite possibly. Hello, I hope you all had a great fun week. It's Oscar season, baby!
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GREASEDAPOLES
bring out the Oscar gold.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
My name...
Monster Hunter World: Challenges and Frustrations
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
My name is Devin Kobek. With me is k Chris Galani.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Hello?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Steve O'Tieri.
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Steve-O
No,
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'm pretty sure i have this written down. So we're the biggest Monster Hunter Wilds fan in the world. John Suarez. Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, shit.
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Twin Cheaks
I
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, it's killing him.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
It's killing him.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, there it
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GREASEDAPOLES
What did Monster Hunter do?
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Twin Cheaks
actually really, I'm really enjoying, I'm actually really enjoying the game.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
is. It's good. i'm I'm glad you got over that hump. Quite the hump.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Wait, you didn't...
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Twin Cheaks
That hump, that hump really pissed me off, but we'll, we'll, we'll go into it.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
That hump was...
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, you didn't like it in the beginning.
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Twin Cheaks
and We'll go into it.
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Steve-O
no dude.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Steve-O
John, you took a bullet for me. Because I was like, I was like, I was doing the thing where I was saving characters in the little save section that they had.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, okay, good, good.
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Steve-O
And I was like, oh, I have to like, yeah, I was like, oh, I have to get to like a save point to have that save.
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Twin Cheaks
But you didn't exit you didn't exit out of the game yet, right?
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
Oscar Updates and The Pianist Discussion
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Steve-O
Okay. It's like John took a bullet for me.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, like, because then I guess it doesn't sit yet.
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Steve-O
Mm hmm.
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Twin Cheaks
We'll go through it. We'll go through it. We'll go through it later. Alright. It's fine.
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GREASEDAPOLES
ah Oscar update, guys.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Adrian Brody takes Best Actor Award.
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Twin Cheaks
but but but but but bu bu but but bu but Breaking news!
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Steve-O
Oh! What
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Good for him.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Number two! I think it's number two, right? Yeah, number two.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
think Yeah, probably. I'm sure basically the piano the piano movie, the piano version of The Brutalist is basically my recollection it.
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Steve-O
would the first one be?
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GREASEDAPOLES
The Pianist. What? You stupid thing? That's a serious movie! Ha ha ha
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Twin Cheaks
That's how you say it That's how you say yeah it's whatever it is.
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GREASEDAPOLES
ha ha.
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Twin Cheaks
This is.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Listen, they both play pitiful, talented human beings that eventually collapse under the weight of society that they live in.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, artist.
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GREASEDAPOLES
But! The Brutalist was shot on a big-ass camera, though, and that's what makes it cool.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Big-ass camera.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah All the lights in my and my office just shut off randomly.
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Twin Cheaks
All of the lights.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, no.
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Steve-O
Uh-oh.
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Twin Cheaks
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
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Steve-O
Somebody didn't pay the bills.
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GREASEDAPOLES
He's in the house.
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Steve-O
Oh, God,
Silent Hill 2 Remake Experience
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Steve-O
what?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Him.
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GREASEDAPOLES
He's in the house.
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Steve-O
Who? Who? Who?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
He.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
him He.
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GREASEDAPOLES
don't know, Steve.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, i don't know. So I'm going to I'll sort that out later. But yeah, I'm glad. ah How's your week's been pretty good?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I bet.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Eventful, hopefully.
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GREASEDAPOLES
a
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Chilling, doing lots of things.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I saw a movie or two, and I watched a ah TV show or two, played a video game or two.
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Steve-O
Same, same.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I watched I too I too watched a thing.
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Twin Cheaks
What I watch this week? Did I watch anything?
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Steve-O
Enjoy the show.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, you know what?
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Steve-O
Seen fleet.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
i'll i'll give a quick I'll give a quick update. um My Silent Hill 2 remake journey has been completed. I beat it.
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Twin Cheaks
No, you got to play it again.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Nope, not going to do that. ah it
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GREASEDAPOLES
Get the other ending.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah So there's eight endings. There's apparently two more endings in the remake than than the original. And i was looking it up. And this would probably turn into like a John Suarez Resident Evil 4 style like run if I had to do it all.
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GREASEDAPOLES
And insult to John.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, if the combat
Max Payne Series: Gameplay and Storytelling
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Twin Cheaks
was even comparable like remotely to Resident Evil 4 and make it fun, it wouldn't be fun to replay that game again and again.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying, I'm just saying like, Getting to a point, getting... Yeah, that's the thing. Which is something I've always never quite understood about it.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, I guess it's like, oh, this is a cool thing. But I'm like, this game's a process to get through. And, like, just the idea of speed running it just seems odd.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And...
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Twin Cheaks
Plus, do they even give you a fucking... Do you even have the option of getting an infinite rocket launcher ever?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Absolutely not.
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Twin Cheaks
careers.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
However, I will say, you do...
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Twin Cheaks
oh
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
So there's a new game plus, sort of. you don't keep your weapons, you don't keep your guns, but you do get a chainsaw, which is apparently like an, an Uber, uh, weapon.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's just like, you know, you'll pretty much take down most enemies in like one swing. Uh, but even then I was just like, yeah, I just, I don't want to do this again.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
So, uh, but I will say, man, uh, as I've been saying for the last few weeks, that is a hell of a game and I'm very glad I played it. And, Thumbs up.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And now now I've just been... Now I want to watch the the movie again.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh no, don't.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm going to watch that movie again, Chris.
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GREASEDAPOLES
No, stop, please.
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Twin Cheaks
Wait, what's next on your what's next on your bucket list for games?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think it's Okami. And that is it. Well, I mean, Cyberpunk's always there. And I think...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I feel like Okami's kind of...
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Twin Cheaks
Did they even update it for PS5 Pro? Or no?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
They did not.
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Twin Cheaks
Cyberpunk?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No. No, they did not. They did not.
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Twin Cheaks
Are there plans to? Like, is there a point to wait?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, they they actually said, like, we're we're good. Like, we're we're we're actually going to make Witcher 4 now.
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Twin Cheaks
They actually said, fuck you, we're making Witcher 4. We're making Witcher 4 now. Yeah, see you.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, to be fair, I feel like you just, at some point, you do got to call it, right? You're like, okay guys. And their PS5 version of Witcher 3, apparently, well, not apparently, I did play it, a a little buggy.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
And they're probably like, dude, we just don't want to like break... We just got it working. We don't want to break it again with a fucking pro release. So... I get it. I get it, guys.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
So, yeah. I think it's... Okami. And then... um And then... i'll Maybe i'll I'll just try to do both. I'll try to do that and Cyberpunk.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't know. We'll see.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Damn, you got heavy you a lot on your plate, Evan.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, yeah. it's just well It's just two games. One's a...
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GREASEDAPOLES
I got a lot on my plate.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
but What is the ad? What's on your plate, Chris?
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GREASEDAPOLES
I cleared something off my plate.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ooh.
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Steve-O
ah who
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GREASEDAPOLES
I beat Max Payne, too.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
but Oh, hell yeah, dude.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, man.
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Steve-O
Oh, let's go.
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Twin Cheaks
Whoa! Hey-o! Alright, we're cooking with fucking fire We're cooking with toy sauce.
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GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
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Twin Cheaks
We're cooking with toy sauce.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Damn, dude.
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Twin Cheaks
Wait, you never played you never played Max Payne 2 before?
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GREASEDAPOLES
nope, I never played two or three and I really want to play three. so i was like, well, might as well play two to figure out the story completely. And, uh,
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Twin Cheaks
Man, so you're going to have fresh dick for when they remake it next year.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Yo, dude.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I kind of listened.
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Steve-O
who
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GREASEDAPOLES
I, uh, I secretly really liked the first one and
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Even secretly, it's a game rule.
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Twin Cheaks
No, no, first one, first one is like a, is an amazing game. Are you kidding me?
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GREASEDAPOLES
I guess ah because I don't talk about it a lot. Right.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Gotcha.
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Twin Cheaks
I mean, it's old, it's, it's pretty old.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I've,
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Twin Cheaks
I haven't played it in a while, but like every time I like like am reminded of something in that game, like, oh my God, was that game like ahead of its time on like narratives and blah, blah, blah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Kinda.
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Twin Cheaks
Like the fucking red, the red line, the red line shit, uh, crying baby.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I think it gets better.
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GREASEDAPOLES
i think the first game is is fantastic. And I think the story is better in the first game than the second. But, that being said, i still think the second is a really cool story.
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Twin Cheaks
Okay.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Second one's a good time, dude. Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
With, like, some good betrayals mixed in. That you you kind of come...
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Twin Cheaks
Did the Hauser brothers write those movies too or no?
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GREASEDAPOLES
It feels like it.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no, no. That was the Housers didn't have anything to do with them.
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Twin Cheaks
They weren't in Rockstar then?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
They yeah, yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I thought they wrote the third game.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
They I don't even know they wrote it, but like, I mean, Rockstar did do Max Payne three. ah And it's not to say Max Payne three is terrible.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
But I feel like, ah
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't know.
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Twin Cheaks
Why do they never remake their games?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like, it's similar, but not quite there ah in terms of the Max Payne feel.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I'll tell you this, though. I am extremely intrigued with where that story goes and how Max just gets worse as a person as the series goes on.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Dan, Dan Houser did. He is listed as a writer of Max Payne 3.
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GREASEDAPOLES
um I love that about all those games. like Max starts off kind of like good like a good cop, trying to do the best.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Then he gets down the revenge path, kind of ruins his life.
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Twin Cheaks
you
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
He gets a bounce back, goes deeper than he should. he should just walk away. he got his revenge, but he keeps going. He murders way more people.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
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GREASEDAPOLES
Like it's it's his life is a spiral, a downward spiral. And three sounds like the darkest point of the spiral.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's just it's just like you go from Sam Lake to like three writers. One of them is Dan Houser. And
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GREASEDAPOLES
No, i I get that, but it is really gritty from what what I've read, the little I've read.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
And I really am excited for that.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah it's Do you know what it is? it's It's very, this is very specific, but I feel like this is exactly what they were going for. It's like Man on Fire.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, yes.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
That's something i Yeah, I was reading a little bit of the plot synopsis, and that definitely came across as, like, a disgraced man in in Brazil...
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GREASEDAPOLES
trying to go on one last, you know burning bright mission,
Oscar Updates and Film Critiques
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GREASEDAPOLES
you know, like, and that to me is, I just love that.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I do generally eat that concept, especially if it, as a video game concept, it's very cool.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Alright. Dude. I remember I was replaying Max Payne 3 and it was like much harder than I remembered and I was like and i was like I don't i know about this this.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh yeah. Thank you for reminding
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I thought this was going to be fun.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Two, two was fucking so fucking hard.
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Steve-O
Mm.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
were these ah Were these like Steam Deck games?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Like I,
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
They were just kind of...
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, i got I got it on the Steam Deck.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
i Yeah, dude, they don't they don't mess around.
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GREASEDAPOLES
And like i it's not the controls. like Well, I had to tweak some things and like you do most. But it wasn't the controls as much as just how many enemies...
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Twin Cheaks
Is the camera?
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GREASEDAPOLES
No, it's just how many enemies they send at you.
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Twin Cheaks
Oh, it's hard. It's a hard game.
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GREASEDAPOLES
yeah It's really tough.
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Twin Cheaks
It's not a... Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I would never consider it... like And it's very... like You're just constantly... like You have no relaxing moments. like A few and far between...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm pretty sure um pretty sure I played two with cheats.
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Twin Cheaks
What's the...
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GREASEDAPOLES
I mean.
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Twin Cheaks
ah what was Because Max Payne 1 was like the first like bullet time game. What was the other ones that...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Because there were so many... clones of that shit afterwards.
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Steve-O
Oh, man. Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
There was one that, was what was the one with the dog?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, shit. um
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Twin Cheaks
you You know what I'm talking about, right?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dead to rights. Dead to rights.
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Twin Cheaks
Dead to Rights, yeah.
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Steve-O
Dead to rights. Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
Remember that game?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
have both, huh?
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Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well,
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Steve-O
And a dog.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
i don't Yeah, two very different things.
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Twin Cheaks
And a dog.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Uh,
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Twin Cheaks
Dead Dead Rights.
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GREASEDAPOLES
ah
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
while
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, Bullet bullet Time 2, like, it's, um, it really does, like, completely change the gameplay.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dead Dead Ride.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Like, if you're overwhelmed, the Bullet Time makes it, wouldn't say trivial, but it makes it easier.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's just the Sandevistan.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Much, much easier.
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Twin Cheaks
but it's ah It's Red Eye.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Basically. Basically.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, Chris, ah if if you want to ah if you want to take...
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Twin Cheaks
Or Dead Eye. Whatever they call it
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GREASEDAPOLES
And, and...
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
a side sidetrack just uh you should replay that punisher game that game and and no i hope so because that was another one where i played the pc version that like was uncensored so you could see him hang that guy i was like oh this is sick
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GREASEDAPOLES
I know, I shouldn't really...
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Steve-O
That is a really good game. Is that on Steam?
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GREASEDAPOLES
excellent
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Steve-O
I don't know if that's on Steam.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Forgot about that one.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
but
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Steve-O
The demo version of that game didn't censor anything.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
i know dude that game i would play a remake of that one or just like a remaster even
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Steve-O
and then they were like, ah fine, whatever.
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GREASEDAPOLES
I'll tell you this.
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Steve-O
That was fun.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Throw that on the store, dude. I'll buy it.
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GREASEDAPOLES
the one The one aspect of Max Payne's gameplay that is really interesting is when you're in bullet time and you dive, you're basically invulnerable because you can't be shot.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
yeah Yeah, you got iframes.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
You got infinite iframes.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
I remember spamming. Yeah, because near the end of that game, got like spam the dive.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yep.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, you do. And that's, that's an interesting aspect to it all. Like to that game aspect of the gameplay, because it it slows everything down and it, it looks cool. It looks fucking bad as shit.
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GREASEDAPOLES
um Yeah.
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Twin Cheaks
i really
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GREASEDAPOLES
And then,
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Twin Cheaks
I really can't wait for them to remake the first two games. like That's going to be good, I think.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I agree.
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Twin Cheaks
It's the Alan Wake It's Alan Wake guys, right, that are doing it?
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GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, really? Remedy?
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Remedy got them back.
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Twin Cheaks
Yeah, Remedy's doing it.
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Onimusha Capcom Fa
They bought the the rights back.
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Twin Cheaks
So that's going to be legit. That's going to be insane, dude.
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GREASEDAPOLES
Wow.
00:12:24
Twin Cheaks
That's going to be a big hit.
00:12:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:12:26
Twin Cheaks
That's going to be a ah fantasy game critics top pick, I would say.
00:12:28
GREASEDAPOLES
when When is that coming out?
00:12:31
Twin Cheaks
It's supposed to be next year, right? 2026?
00:12:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah I think next year, yeah.
00:12:33
Twin Cheaks
think they are,
00:12:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa. I didn't even hear anything about that. I thought they were working on a new control game.
00:12:39
Steve-O
They are.
00:12:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, I think they are...
00:12:39
GREASEDAPOLES
I guess
00:12:39
Twin Cheaks
i think i think they are yeah.
00:12:39
Steve-O
They have a team working on a a multiplayer control game. yeah
00:12:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, oh.
00:12:44
Steve-O
Yeah. They got a few fingers in pies right now.
00:12:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah the yeah The only thing I'm going to be interested in is if, because James McCaffrey, who voiced Max Payne, unfortunately passed away last year.
00:12:54
Twin Cheaks
This is Troy Baker. you just get Troy Baker to do it. Alright, done deal.
00:12:57
GREASEDAPOLES
It's easy.
00:12:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
that's That doesn't feel good.
00:12:58
Twin Cheaks
Stamp it, move on.
00:12:59
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:13:01
Twin Cheaks
send money Send money, move on.
00:13:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Actually,
00:13:04
Twin Cheaks
Fine, then we'll do...
00:13:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Why would you even ask that question?
00:13:05
Twin Cheaks
then then Okay, fine. Nolan North. Nolan North, next mess guy up.
00:13:07
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:13:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you know what? Just make it, what's his name? The guy did a, yeah, I was going to say, make it for Hacker Clunk.
00:13:10
Twin Cheaks
Just make it Roger Clark. Fuck it.
00:13:15
Twin Cheaks
Could you imagine?
00:13:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, also,
00:13:17
Twin Cheaks
Lomboeco!
00:13:18
Steve-O
We
00:13:18
Twin Cheaks
He's just fucking... Everything's just a fucking southern accent.
00:13:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah ah apparently Okami on how long to beat is like 35 hours. So apparently it's not a small game.
00:13:25
Twin Cheaks
Nah, it's, yeah, it's gonna be a grind. It's like, that game's a grind, and it's...
00:13:28
GREASEDAPOLES
if if roger if roger clark voiced max pain it would be basically he'd just be doing a uh what's it called oh god i just blanked on his name jesus christ nick nolte impression Like, that's all that would pretty much be.
00:13:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:13:41
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:13:42
GREASEDAPOLES
and Which I'm not against, to be honest. Like, that does sound kind of
00:13:45
Twin Cheaks
Nah, I don't think it's gonna be Roger Clark.
00:13:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm sure.
00:13:48
Twin Cheaks
Although, you know what, he'd probably kill it, though. He'd probably kill it if he...
00:13:51
GREASEDAPOLES
God damn it. God, where are we going now?
00:13:53
Twin Cheaks
Nah, he's just, he he's not gonna talk, he's not gonna talk like
00:13:55
GREASEDAPOLES
I know, but that Nick Nolte thing works.
00:13:55
Twin Cheaks
he would It would be awesome if we talked like Arthur Morgan, but like, I think he'd do good job.
00:14:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Listen, if if it's not Nick Nolte and the Hulk, I don't want him.
00:14:01
Twin Cheaks
they just They should just give keep...
00:14:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
want that version.
00:14:06
GREASEDAPOLES
God damn, Eric Banner.
00:14:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm Nick Nolte.
00:14:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Eric Bana, Eric Bana, Eric Bana, Eric Bana.
00:14:12
Twin Cheaks
Actually, fucking um Rob Weedhoff probably wouldn't be too bad as Max Payne, the John Marston guy.
00:14:13
Steve-O
Urban air, man.
00:14:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Kuwabara, Kuwabara.
00:14:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:14:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you
00:14:19
Twin Cheaks
But he's so he's just John Marston now. like he doesn't He's not like he does anything else.
00:14:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. That would actually...
00:14:23
GREASEDAPOLES
God damn it, why am I surrounded by so many guidos?
00:14:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:14:26
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:14:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Whoa, buddy. That makes sense.
00:14:28
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what would turn into.
00:14:30
Twin Cheaks
It's your old pal Amnesia.
00:14:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:14:33
Twin Cheaks
Oh, actually, I'm saying it like Roger Clark. He doesn't sound like him at all. and my whole and My voice for everything in my head now is just Arthur Morgan. That's just how it is.
00:14:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that voice in New York City is would be gold.
00:14:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and make sense
00:14:46
GREASEDAPOLES
It would be gold. Yeah, um and I love the city and I love how it's always raining. It's like the crow.
00:14:54
Twin Cheaks
Dude, Max Payne's awesome, dude. That's gotta be an underrated franchise,
00:14:57
GREASEDAPOLES
That's cool.
Nostalgic Gaming and Movie Reflections
00:15:00
Twin Cheaks
right?
00:15:00
Twin Cheaks
I mean, it'll it'll be become rated again when the remakes come out, I think.
00:15:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Well.
00:15:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah I mean, it did get a really bad movie with Mark Wahlberg, but
00:15:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, that really killed it.
00:15:11
GREASEDAPOLES
That really did it.
00:15:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I've never seen it.
00:15:13
GREASEDAPOLES
I think I'm really excited to play 3. And i I agree with you, John. I think after I play 3, I might say it is probably the most underrated trilogy in video games for me.
00:15:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, there's not, yeah, there's really not a bad game in there, you know?
00:15:25
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:15:25
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:15:28
Twin Cheaks
Nah, dude, Dan Houser was a writer on Max Payne.
00:15:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:15:33
GREASEDAPOLES
I can tell.
00:15:33
Twin Cheaks
Did we already go through that? I thought we said the and we said he wasn't.
00:15:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, no, I mentioned that he he was one of, no, I wasn't sure, but he's one of the three writers on it.
00:15:39
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
00:15:40
GREASEDAPOLES
He's got some good lines, too.
00:15:41
Twin Cheaks
I mean, if...
00:15:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Some good good quotable lines in Max Pink.
00:15:45
Twin Cheaks
Oh, Mila Kunis was Mona in the first game? I didn't know that.
00:15:48
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
00:15:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hmm.
00:15:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Really?
00:15:50
Twin Cheaks
The more you know...
00:15:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, Chris, you played that whole...
00:15:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Mona's a babe, too?
00:15:53
Twin Cheaks
Wait, they ported the game this game on to GBA?
00:15:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:15:58
Twin Cheaks
Steve, did you even own Max Payne on GBA?
00:16:00
Steve-O
no No, no, I wasn't a Max Payne GBAer.
00:16:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
00:16:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve, what are you doing, man?
00:16:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Max Payne, GBA.
00:16:05
Steve-O
I had it on computer.
00:16:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, all right. That's fine.
00:16:08
Twin Cheaks
I played on Xbox, I think.
00:16:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
had it on the pewter. Yo, dude, this game looks like garbage on the GBA.
00:16:13
Twin Cheaks
On GBA.
00:16:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, can we do a March Badness where Chris has to play GBA for it?
00:16:16
Steve-O
Chris has to play GBA games.
00:16:17
Twin Cheaks
That's why bad games.
00:16:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:16:18
Twin Cheaks
Oh, that's why...
00:16:19
GREASEDAPOLES
That's a, that's a, no.
00:16:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Those are so long.
00:16:21
Twin Cheaks
Oh, that's...
00:16:21
Steve-O
but
00:16:22
Twin Cheaks
No, that's easy, because he could just emulate he could just emulate the games like on GBA for his Steam Deck and just play them.
00:16:23
Steve-O
You guys are monsters.
00:16:29
GREASEDAPOLES
it would have to be a time limit. I'm not, like, devoting 10 hours into a shithouse of a video game.
00:16:32
Twin Cheaks
Nope. That's it.
00:16:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:16:34
Twin Cheaks
That's all it is.
00:16:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Yeah, Chris, you have to put a minimum of five hours into each terrible game.
00:16:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Ugh.
00:16:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
00:16:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Ugh.
00:16:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you dude, I'm just kidding.
00:16:45
Twin Cheaks
Oh, wait, no. Mila Kunis was in the movie. She was Mona in the movie.
00:16:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh.
00:16:48
Twin Cheaks
She wasn't in the game. False alarm.
00:16:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well.
00:16:52
GREASEDAPOLES
bulls
00:16:52
Twin Cheaks
Sorry.
00:16:53
GREASEDAPOLES
oh Oh, she's in the movie.
00:16:55
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I never watched the movie.
00:16:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
that year year Oh.
00:16:58
GREASEDAPOLES
That movie stinks. It's got Marlo in it from The Wire, but he's terrible.
00:17:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but For some reason, I thought of the dog being Marley and me.
00:17:04
Twin Cheaks
Ludacris.
00:17:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Is Ludacris in that too?
00:17:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's got barley.
00:17:07
Twin Cheaks
Ludacris is in it too, yeah.
00:17:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Wow, Jesus. Fuck. I'm glad I forgot that.
00:17:11
Twin Cheaks
Actually, Chris, yeah, I'm looking at the i'm looking at the Metacritic scores, and um Max Payne 3 is the highest, pretty much, on like average, across the board, for all of them.
00:17:18
GREASEDAPOLES
See, I... It feels, just conceptually, I'm like, wow, that's so cool that they went that direction. Like, from New York City to fucking Brazil?
00:17:29
GREASEDAPOLES
What a fucking flip. You know?
00:17:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:17:33
GREASEDAPOLES
That really, and but it's also very similar. It's super corrupt.
00:17:37
Twin Cheaks
now I kind of want to play the Max Payne games.
00:17:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Dude.
00:17:39
Steve-O
They're good.
00:17:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
do
00:17:40
Steve-O
They're really good.
00:17:40
Twin Cheaks
Well, mean, the remake the remakes are coming out, so maybe I won't.
00:17:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:17:42
Steve-O
Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
00:17:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, that was like, I played them. don't even want to say recently, but
00:17:46
Twin Cheaks
Plus, GTA 4 made me vomit in my mouth. I haven't been able to go back to that.
00:17:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I forgot you you spent 20 minutes with it and you were like, no, thank thank you, but no.
00:17:54
Twin Cheaks
Dude, I can't, dude.
00:17:55
Steve-O
You got in a car and you went, oh.
00:17:56
Twin Cheaks
So bad. I'm like, oh, this is what it's like not riding a fucking horse. Fuck this.
00:18:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:18:02
Twin Cheaks
i don't want to play this game.
00:18:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's fair. Acceptable.
00:18:07
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah. Max Payne and Max Payne 2 are both $10.
00:18:07
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
00:18:09
Twin Cheaks
It's theme.
00:18:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Oscar update ah Mikey Madison takes home best actress for the Academy Award Mikey Madison from Enora
00:18:12
Twin Cheaks
but but but but but but but but Breaking news. Who?
00:18:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, you know what?
00:18:19
Twin Cheaks
Oh, from Enora. This was like her this was like our first like major movie movie role, too, right?
00:18:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah yeah
00:18:25
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah I know what'd you think that's the way I felt too Devin
00:18:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I feel like it, yeah.
00:18:26
Twin Cheaks
How about that?
00:18:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I did see this movie, too. and so I saw... I liked it. I felt like it's...
00:18:34
Twin Cheaks
Is good sit?
00:18:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:18:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's like...
00:18:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:18:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's certainly not bad, but I guess I was like... What's the fucking...
00:18:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Expecting a little bit more, weren't you?
00:18:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I was kind of like, what's the plot of this movie? It's just two places.
00:18:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Exactly!
00:18:45
Twin Cheaks
You want more?
00:18:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's two things.
00:18:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Exactly.
00:18:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And they're both entertaining in their own way, but, uh,
00:18:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. ah Well, I will say um the ending is phenomenal.
00:18:57
Twin Cheaks
Not enough goon for you guys, huh?
00:18:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah.
00:19:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Well...
00:19:00
Twin Cheaks
Need more tit?
00:19:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, there was plenty of gooning, dude.
00:19:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:19:03
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
00:19:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah.
00:19:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She, she, yeah, dude.
00:19:04
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
00:19:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Good for her.
00:19:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, she bared it all for this one.
00:19:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:09
GREASEDAPOLES
so
00:19:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But, uh, okay.
00:19:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it was okay. it wasn't um um i wasn't as I liked Red Rocket quite a bit more, to me, if I'm honest.
00:19:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay
00:19:19
GREASEDAPOLES
His other movie, Sean Baker.
00:19:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I have that on, and got that on the list to watch.
00:19:27
GREASEDAPOLES
i Yeah, it just felt like a little empty. think There wasn't a lot going on.
00:19:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, yeah, so Sean Baker won Best Director.
00:19:36
GREASEDAPOLES
I think he won for best editing.
00:19:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait, did she, did she, wait, did they do Best Actors yet?
00:19:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, they just did.
00:19:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, and okay, the list I'm looking at is not.
00:19:42
GREASEDAPOLES
my I think um Sean Baker won for best editing because he edited it too.
00:19:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay Oh, yeah. best act So she beat out Wicked Emilia Pura.
00:19:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Should beat out Demi Moore.
00:19:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's fine. That's fine.
00:19:58
GREASEDAPOLES
i disagree. That's the one wanted.
00:19:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah I think she was better in this than Demi Moore was in The Substance.
00:20:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, fuck that. No way. You're crazy. Now that's ridiculous.
00:20:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think it's a... You know, I'll say it. I think it was, a while good, a somewhat overrated performance.
00:20:10
GREASEDAPOLES
No way.
00:20:13
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:20:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Bullshit.
00:20:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Demi Moore in The Substance.
00:20:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Bullshit. For one, that scene alone, for going on that date, she deserved an Academy Award. It was incredible.
00:20:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah? Well, she called that guy motherfucker a lot. So...
00:20:26
GREASEDAPOLES
So?
00:20:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So she she did that. She yelled at a bunch of Russians. So...
00:20:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Who cares? You know, i remember i read i read it i read it i read a review and and somebody said there they asked if Mikey Madison had a developmental issue.
00:20:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I care, Chris. Somebody needs to yell at these Russians.
00:20:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, they thought she was...
00:20:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, shit.
00:20:45
Twin Cheaks
Oh my God.
00:20:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yo!
00:20:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah!
00:20:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, to be fair, like that's how good she is in that movie. like
00:20:49
GREASEDAPOLES
It's true. I mean, she does...
00:20:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She seems straight...
00:20:53
GREASEDAPOLES
It's pretty stupid.
00:20:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like, she basically seems like she's somewhat, want trashy, but she's like, oh yeah, this chick was for sure stripper. How could she not have been? She's so good and convincing as a stripper.
00:21:07
GREASEDAPOLES
How much of that is acting?
00:21:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I fucking hope almost all of it. um But yeah, that's cool.
00:21:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it's all right.
00:21:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Good. I mean.
00:21:18
Twin Cheaks
Eh, it's alright.
00:21:19
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm not feeling it as much. i want Demi Moore.
00:21:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but Like I said, like i said so my my I threw this out there before we start recording, but I told Chris, I think Anora's going to be like the surprise win for Best Picture.
00:21:31
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know, man.
00:21:32
Twin Cheaks
I think Best Actress is pretty surprising.
00:21:32
GREASEDAPOLES
She won. That was... that that one
00:21:34
Twin Cheaks
But it already won.
00:21:36
GREASEDAPOLES
That was a surprise, but I don't know.
00:21:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:21:37
Twin Cheaks
So you really you really think Anora is just going to be Astro Bot?
00:21:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Best Original? Best Director?
00:21:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, they have it now.
00:21:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Best Actress?
00:21:42
GREASEDAPOLES
billy crystal Billy Crystal's holding the envelope right now.
00:21:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, okay.
00:21:45
GREASEDAPOLES
and
00:21:46
Twin Cheaks
Best Picture?
00:21:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All
00:21:46
Twin Cheaks
for Best Picture?
00:21:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Best picture. Best picture in his hands right now.
00:21:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
right.
00:21:49
Twin Cheaks
doing it? They're doing it now?
00:21:50
GREASEDAPOLES
They're doing it. They're going to do it right now. They're talking about it.
00:21:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:21:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Billy Crystal said something real funny.
00:21:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I bet he did.
00:21:56
Twin Cheaks
And he's going to be like, la La Land! Oh wait!
00:21:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, shit.
00:21:58
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:21:58
Twin Cheaks
Not La La Land!
00:22:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, let's cut to the chase, he said. And he he made a little cute smile. He went, little Billy Crystal smile.
00:22:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, Billy Crystal's...
00:22:08
Twin Cheaks
just Mike Wazowski to me. he's just
00:22:11
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:22:11
Twin Cheaks
so
00:22:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
there
00:22:12
GREASEDAPOLES
He looks good for his age. I'll give him that.
00:22:13
Twin Cheaks
ah
00:22:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What, like 900?
00:22:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he looks good.
00:22:16
Twin Cheaks
now he's
00:22:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I love Billy k Crystal.
00:22:16
Twin Cheaks
he just looks like he just looks like He just looks like Mike Wazowski.
00:22:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That dude's...
00:22:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:22:20
Twin Cheaks
That's all.
00:22:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:22:22
GREASEDAPOLES
people but He looks fine. I've seen ah older looking men his age.
00:22:23
Twin Cheaks
Alright.
00:22:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, nice.
00:22:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, I know. Thank you.
00:22:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Conclave, that could be the secret one.
00:22:34
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah. By the way, the Pope's dead.
00:22:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:22:37
Twin Cheaks
the way, Pope's dead. Conclave, best picture.
00:22:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, shit.
00:22:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Dune got snubbed, man.
00:22:41
Twin Cheaks
Eat shit.
00:22:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Did it deserve it?
00:22:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Dune part two. For cinematography, maybe.
00:22:47
GREASEDAPOLES
That was quite good.
00:22:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What did it lose out to?
00:22:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, Brutalist.
00:22:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Brutalist, yeah.
00:22:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But wasn't that kind of like, yeah, you get it.
00:22:51
GREASEDAPOLES
It was. It was, you're right. You're absolutely right.
00:22:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:22:54
GREASEDAPOLES
That was incredible looking movie.
00:22:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It you probably should have won for best score, but... Oh, no. Dune 2 won best sound. Whatever the fuck that means.
00:23:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay. Okay.
00:23:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wicked kind of got...
00:23:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
00:23:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What is sound? Like, don't know.
00:23:10
GREASEDAPOLES
The sound design, I can understand that for Dune. There's a lot of weird noises in that movie that...
00:23:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:23:14
Twin Cheaks
Chris, quick um unrelated question here. Have you ever seen the 2015 Fantastic Four movie? FanFour stick.
00:23:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, of course.
00:23:23
Twin Cheaks
You have? Damn. Okay.
00:23:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Ha ha ha ha
00:23:26
Twin Cheaks
Because was like...
00:23:26
Steve-O
You made him watch it.
00:23:29
Twin Cheaks
No, I made Devin watch it in the theaters with me.
00:23:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:23:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I was happy to.
00:23:33
Twin Cheaks
Okay. I wasn't sure. If you never saw it before, I was going to throw that in into the ring.
00:23:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Anora won. Devin, you called it.
00:23:39
Twin Cheaks
Dude, Astro Bot. It's the year Astro Bot.
00:23:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Wow.
00:23:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but look at that, dude.
00:23:49
Twin Cheaks
How about that?
00:23:50
GREASEDAPOLES
What? Five Oscars.
00:23:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I, yeah, I mean,
00:23:52
Twin Cheaks
you
00:23:53
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't see it.
00:23:53
Twin Cheaks
See? our logic Our logic doesn't make sense anymore after Astro
00:23:54
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't. I really don't see this, um honestly.
00:23:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Chris, never take a prop bet in Vegas.
00:24:01
Twin Cheaks
Bot. sure yeah make sure ah make sure that's that's actually the winner.
00:24:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, no, but...
00:24:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh yeah
00:24:08
GREASEDAPOLES
A
00:24:08
Twin Cheaks
Because they might have fucked that up again.
00:24:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, I mean, hey, and again, hey, i this might not have been popular, but I did say last year, I said, or even beginning this year, I said, you know, 2024 stack of movies,
00:24:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
a little
00:24:22
GREASEDAPOLES
little late.
00:24:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
underwhelming, little light in my opinion.
00:24:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah, you're not wrong.
00:24:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Not to say there wasn't some bangers, but, you know, in general.
00:24:27
GREASEDAPOLES
nothing Nothing, like, nothing, I mean, I love the Substance. I think it's the best movie of the year. There's nothing, it's it's literally i the the most the most wonderful, surprising film I saw all year, last year.
00:24:33
Steve-O
It was fantastic. like
00:24:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. One best makeup.
00:24:41
GREASEDAPOLES
That being said, I don't think any movie was, like, perfect for, you know what i mean?
00:24:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:24:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, to win, it not perfect perfect, but, like, to win an Academy Award.
00:24:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, Parasite was perfect that year, right?
00:24:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:24:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Moonlight, perfect that year. Perfect film. Like, in that regard. Won it.
00:25:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:25:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Should have won it. I just don't...
00:25:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Best.
00:25:02
GREASEDAPOLES
i didn't There wasn't one there.
00:25:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Best animated was Flo.
00:25:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Let's see.
00:25:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I got to see Flo, man. I guess that's. I still have not seen that movie. But. Congrats to Enora.
00:25:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:25:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Shout out.
00:25:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:25:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Shout out.
00:25:17
GREASEDAPOLES
I guess. Whatever.
00:25:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hey. Hey. Now you get it. Yeah. Celtic won best makeup and hairstyling, which, you know, it beat out, it beat out Hogg for Atu's Hogg.
00:25:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:25:30
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:25:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's true.
00:25:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, actually pretty shocking.
00:25:33
GREASEDAPOLES
That was actually a pretty loaded category. um It was. a Different Man, too. that the makeup in that is really cool.
00:25:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:25:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Really neat. So, yeah. You know, that was cool, I guess. I don't know.
00:25:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mm-hmm.
00:25:48
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, be there I was reading so much about these like Oscar voters. Like, half of them don't watch the movies.
00:25:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah, yeah. Some of her just... Well, I think, like, well, again, we were talking about how Dune 2 kind of got snubbed. lot people were like, I couldn't give Dune more than 20 minutes. Are you kidding me? Like, no, thank you.
00:26:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, exactly.
00:26:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like, all right, I don't know what to tell you. and
00:26:07
GREASEDAPOLES
That's just the way it is.
00:26:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's a scam anyway. Who cares?
00:26:09
GREASEDAPOLES
It is, man.
00:26:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Congrats to the winners. But if they...
00:26:12
GREASEDAPOLES
All it means is Mikey Madison's going to get paid more as an actress, which is probably a good thing because she's a good actress.
00:26:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. And she deserves it. Yeah.
00:26:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Developmental challenge. That's...
00:26:23
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what I read and I was like, God damn!
00:26:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
damn dude
00:26:26
GREASEDAPOLES
And I was like, kind of made want to see it.
00:26:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you yeah yeah yeah man Chris we you and I also saw a movie earlier this week ah ah yeah I felt like we had yeah yeah and we kind of had don't want to say go complete opposite ah takeaways but I did not like it nearly as much as Chris did yeah
00:26:31
GREASEDAPOLES
was like, whoa.
00:26:31
Steve-O
so
00:26:32
GREASEDAPOLES
but it's like whoa That's a strong reaction.
00:26:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Presence.
00:26:41
Twin Cheaks
Oh, you guys saw that?
00:26:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
00:26:43
Twin Cheaks
Dang.
00:26:47
Twin Cheaks
Man.
00:26:51
GREASEDAPOLES
I really like it, actually.
00:26:52
Twin Cheaks
Man. Man, I wanted to see that.
00:26:55
GREASEDAPOLES
it was... God damn it.
00:26:56
Twin Cheaks
Thanks for inviting me is what I'm as is what i'm saying.
00:26:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:27:01
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:27:01
Twin Cheaks
Because I wanted to see that movie.
00:27:03
GREASEDAPOLES
um
00:27:04
Twin Cheaks
Well, I'm glad you liked it. Because its it seemed like an interesting movie.
00:27:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it was good.
00:27:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah I thought it was okay Chris liked it much more than I did yet I thought Monkey Man no I honestly very similar in the sense of like I thought it was okay I think I like Monkey Man more so
00:27:08
GREASEDAPOLES
It was really good.
00:27:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I think it's...
00:27:11
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but you also you also didn't like Monkey Man. So, like, I don't know.
00:27:19
Steve-O
Thank you.
00:27:19
Twin Cheaks
Wait, what was better? Presents or Monkey Man?
00:27:21
GREASEDAPOLES
I actually like presents more. Yeah.
00:27:26
Twin Cheaks
God damn it! You're flipping on me.
00:27:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, what you to with that, John?
00:27:28
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:27:28
Twin Cheaks
a flip problem
00:27:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Do something you little freak.
00:27:31
GREASEDAPOLES
I thought presence was a really unique way to tell a story that's been told thousands thousands of times. I thought,
00:27:37
Twin Cheaks
So it's in the it's in the perspective of the ghost, right? Is that how it is?
00:27:41
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah, absolutely.
00:27:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:27:42
GREASEDAPOLES
The entire film.
00:27:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:27:42
Twin Cheaks
And it's used like, it's it's like wide angle the whole time. Is it one shot or is it like, good like, um like trying to be one shot?
00:27:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
00:27:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Nah, nah, there's lots of cuts.
00:27:49
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
Severance and Filmmaking Techniques
00:27:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:27:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There's, well, yeah, there's cuts to passages, like, a lot of times, it's almost like they fade out, even.
00:27:50
GREASEDAPOLES
There's, there's moments of,
00:27:50
Twin Cheaks
right.
00:27:55
GREASEDAPOLES
well, but it is basically John.
00:27:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's like,
00:27:55
Twin Cheaks
It wasn't like, um it wasn't like that other movie.
00:27:57
GREASEDAPOLES
It, it is a series of long takes.
00:28:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh,
00:28:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Basically, that's the film. like It is like a stage play in that regard.
00:28:05
Twin Cheaks
It's not like that one. What was that movie, Devin? They told me not to go on a date on and I did.
00:28:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but oh fuck, yeah.
00:28:10
Steve-O
so
00:28:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
00:28:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Blue Valentine?
00:28:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, the, ah no, no, no.
00:28:14
Twin Cheaks
and what with ah
00:28:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
the ah The Olsen, it was like her first movie, Elizabeth Olsen.
00:28:15
Twin Cheaks
It's with the Olsen girl. the olson girl Elizabeth Olsen. And it was...
00:28:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It was ah a house it was like a horror house movie or something.
00:28:23
Twin Cheaks
House...
00:28:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:28:25
Twin Cheaks
What is it called?
00:28:26
Steve-O
I forget the name of that but I oh my goodness
00:28:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:28:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Horror house movie?
00:28:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, hold on.
00:28:30
Twin Cheaks
And it was like...
00:28:30
GREASEDAPOLES
There were a slew of those.
00:28:30
Twin Cheaks
It was Silent House.
00:28:33
Twin Cheaks
Silent House.
00:28:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:28:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Silent House?
00:28:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Chris, it's...
00:28:36
Twin Cheaks
And it was... ah Oh, Chris, you never watched it?
00:28:38
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't think so.
00:28:38
Twin Cheaks
ah Chris! It's like...
00:28:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:28:41
Twin Cheaks
It's technically, they they you know, I mean, ah there's obvious, like, cheats in there, but it's a one one take. The whole movie's one shot.
00:28:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Huh.
00:28:49
GREASEDAPOLES
How do you like that?
00:28:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:28:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. But... ah
00:28:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Was it...
00:28:52
Twin Cheaks
But don't see it on a date, Chris.
00:28:52
GREASEDAPOLES
was
00:28:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah the story the story really is that I saw it and then I texted John and because John said, oh, I'm going on a date and we're going to see that.
00:28:54
Twin Cheaks
Don't.
00:29:01
Twin Cheaks
Don't see it a date.
00:29:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I was like, you should you should rethink that idea.
00:29:03
Twin Cheaks
Don't see it on a date with a girl that brings a flask, with a bri girl that brings a flask of alcohol that pours it into her soda when you sit down.
00:29:11
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
00:29:12
Twin Cheaks
either. So I don't think that date was going to go well anyway.
00:29:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Guys, do you know this movie is a remake?
00:29:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, probably.
00:29:16
Twin Cheaks
So, but.
00:29:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Silent House or Presence?
00:29:20
Twin Cheaks
What?
00:29:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. silent The Silent House is a remake a Uruguayan film.
00:29:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh.
00:29:23
Twin Cheaks
Oh, you're, good you're, you're, you're deep into it now.
00:29:26
Steve-O
He's doing the research.
00:29:27
GREASEDAPOLES
of a year year gay you're gro you'rewam you're gu
00:29:31
Twin Cheaks
Whoa, whoa, what?
00:29:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, Uruguay.
00:29:32
Twin Cheaks
Uruguayan. Yeah.
00:29:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uruguay. Uruguay. Urugu
00:29:34
GREASEDAPOLES
erg uruguayan
00:29:34
Twin Cheaks
Uruguay. Oh, wow.
00:29:35
GREASEDAPOLES
you're going film
00:29:36
Twin Cheaks
I would like to watch the original then.
00:29:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah yeah
00:29:39
Twin Cheaks
That's interesting. Wait, it's silent house. it Was it called Silent House in Uruguay, too?
00:29:43
GREASEDAPOLES
I think so.
00:29:44
Twin Cheaks
Oh, yeah, it is.
00:29:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Casa de something.
00:29:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
uruguay that's the word
00:29:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Uruguay.
00:29:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it was just three those are three dudes struggling how to say a word.
00:29:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Uruguayan.
00:29:49
Twin Cheaks
Interesting.
00:29:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That was rough, dude. Yeah, no, that movie is... ah so So, John, while you're looking that up, my kind of main issue with Presence was like, it felt much like a ghost's perspective and almost just like a guy with a camera that was there that just wasn't anything.
00:30:12
Twin Cheaks
was it like Was it like voyeuristic? the trailer was. like is that because that's how that's how the trailer was
00:30:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. Yes.
00:30:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
See, I disagree.
00:30:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Very much so.
00:30:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I disagree.
00:30:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Very much so.
00:30:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it just felt like a guy was fucking in the corner with a t with a camera.
00:30:20
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
00:30:23
GREASEDAPOLES
That's the epitome of voyeurism!
00:30:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no. When I think of voyeurism, I think like they're like between the fucking window shades and shit.
00:30:29
GREASEDAPOLES
She's literally is sitting in her closet looking at her half the time.
00:30:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, no. That's like two two scenes. There's a scene where they're just like, it's fucking, it's just standing at the dinner table while they're eating dinner.
00:30:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay, well, but listen, it's voyeuristic it's voyeuristic in the sense because he can't be seen.
00:30:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what I mean?
00:30:46
Twin Cheaks
Right. Yeah. that So it does it feel like, does it feel like dirt the ghost is like spying on them the whole time?
00:30:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Right? That's the whole point.
00:30:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes.
00:30:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, well, yeah I'm in the sense of just like just standing there and no one can see you in a very lazy way.
00:30:53
Twin Cheaks
And that's, then that's voyeuristic, Devin.
00:30:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Exactly.
00:30:55
Twin Cheaks
That's how it is. home
00:30:59
GREASEDAPOLES
the The only... the only the the well that You don't have to go to such extent when you're a ghost.
00:31:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:31:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I know, but it's just like it didn't do anything for me.
00:31:07
GREASEDAPOLES
He can't be seen.
00:31:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I will say, I will say, though, and I didn't even mention this when we you know when we saw the movie. The very last scene with Lucy Liu actually fucking got under my skin a little bit.
00:31:22
GREASEDAPOLES
That was terrifying.
00:31:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Other than that, the movie is not scary in the slightest.
00:31:25
GREASEDAPOLES
That was terrifying.
00:31:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't think.
00:31:29
GREASEDAPOLES
it's that I don't really view it.
00:31:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't think in the slightest.
00:31:30
Twin Cheaks
don't know if it's supposed to be, right?
00:31:31
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Yeah, I don't.
00:31:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and but I agree.
00:31:32
Twin Cheaks
Like...
00:31:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't know if that's the point, but the last scene is actually, the last scene got me in a way that i was like, oh, whoa.
00:31:35
Twin Cheaks
Because, like... yeah I don't know.
00:31:39
Twin Cheaks
Like, how scary could... How scary could a movie be if you're in the perspective of the thing that's supposed to be scary, right?
00:31:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:31:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Exactly.
00:31:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:31:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, it's it's really something else, John. I'm not going to tell you what it is.
00:31:50
Twin Cheaks
It's just interesting. Yeah, okay. Because I was interested in it.
00:31:52
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm not going to tell you what it is.
00:31:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I don't see it.
00:31:53
GREASEDAPOLES
It's something else.
00:31:54
Twin Cheaks
I wasn't interested in being scared of it i was interested in, the kind like, the concept of the movie.
00:31:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
See it.
00:31:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:31:58
Twin Cheaks
You know?
00:31:59
GREASEDAPOLES
And the less you know, the better, too.
00:31:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm just saying.
00:31:59
Twin Cheaks
Like...
00:32:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Don't really research anything about it.
00:32:00
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, okay.
00:32:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, definitely see it. But, you know, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, you know.
00:32:07
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it was a if ah a little bit above a good tip.
00:32:11
Twin Cheaks
you lost your street cred with Monkey Man. Okay?
00:32:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:32:13
Twin Cheaks
will
00:32:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I'm fucking glad to lose that shit.
00:32:14
Twin Cheaks
And I'll bring it up every time.
00:32:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That movie's fucking mid.
00:32:17
Twin Cheaks
i I'll bring it up every time.
00:32:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mid as shit. Hey, ah let's let's fucking in bleach. Let's bleach a monkey mask, make it look super cool, and then never fucking wear it for more than three seconds.
00:32:30
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man.
00:32:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's cool.
00:32:32
Twin Cheaks
Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thanks to my fucking time.
00:32:34
Twin Cheaks
Well, you know, when you when your protagonist slash director slash writer looks like Dev Patel, you got you got to show the face off.
00:32:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I'm sure they were screaming at him.
00:32:41
Twin Cheaks
All right.
00:32:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm saying.
00:32:42
Twin Cheaks
You got to use that face.
00:32:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
a Also, also, when, when everybody's telling me it's fucking better than any John Wick movies ever been, ah the trailer did, the trailer did.
00:32:44
Twin Cheaks
You got to use that face. He knows.
00:32:46
GREASEDAPOLES
We'll put money on that face.
00:32:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Who?
00:32:52
Twin Cheaks
Who said that?
00:32:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Who?
00:32:53
Twin Cheaks
Who said that?
00:32:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I said, wow.
00:32:58
Steve-O
That one no one's on me.
00:32:58
Twin Cheaks
I don't think the trailer actually said that.
00:32:59
Steve-O
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:33:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Are you a child? Do you listen to everything everybody tells you?
00:33:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, you said, I was just saying, that's, dude, I swear, yeah, I'll look at it.
00:33:04
Twin Cheaks
No, but i don't think I don't think that trailer actually said that, though. I really don't.
00:33:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's better than,
00:33:09
Twin Cheaks
It said it was better than every John Wick movie?
00:33:09
GREASEDAPOLES
i mean Devin, I once, Devin, I once saw a trailer for a movie and, and you know what they said?
00:33:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It says it said something it said something like the best John Wick, or the best acting movie in the last 10 years.
00:33:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Devin, in the trailer, they said, more twists and a bag of pretzels. And let me tell you, there wasn't, there wasn't, the pretzels beat that movie.
00:33:27
Twin Cheaks
It was like when ah when Last of Us Part 1 came out for PS5 and they're like, built from the ground up for PS5. That's what I was like.
00:33:38
GREASEDAPOLES
It's marketing bullshit.
00:33:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
let's say
00:33:40
GREASEDAPOLES
but Why would,
00:33:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Now listen, listen, I'm going to find it. I'm going to find the actual quote. And because it just got me excited, though. was like oh, shit. Okay. People are really saying this a good action movie.
00:33:51
GREASEDAPOLES
But like the thing that created the thing that created that genre, you're going to just assume that the movie is better than that.
00:33:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I thought it was an okay action movie.
00:33:53
Twin Cheaks
And it was! It was a good action movie.
00:33:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I thought it was a fine.
00:33:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hold on.
00:33:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, come on, man.
00:33:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hold on. I'm looking. I'm looking. i I found the trailer. I'm just waiting for the...
00:34:03
Twin Cheaks
Give me the screenshot. Put it in there.
00:34:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Watch it loud. Hold on. It's coming up.
00:34:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Watch it proud.
00:34:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And with a combo? What the fuck? Okay, hold on.
00:34:14
GREASEDAPOLES
So...
00:34:15
Twin Cheaks
So the Razzies came out. They were announced.
00:34:18
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:34:18
Twin Cheaks
yeah And ah Madam Web won Worst...
00:34:19
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:34:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Cleaned up.
00:34:23
Twin Cheaks
Worst... What was it? Worst Picture or something?
00:34:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Worst picture and worst lead actress.
00:34:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Worst picture.
00:34:26
Twin Cheaks
So this... it we're in that like Can you appreciate that we're in the age of of Goon right now? Because Onora wins Best Picture. And Madame Web wins worst picture.
00:34:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:34:37
GREASEDAPOLES
They're both on the same spectrum, but different points.
00:34:37
Twin Cheaks
So it shows that.
00:34:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Yeah, truly a yin and a yang.
00:34:42
Twin Cheaks
That's what I'm saying, though. You know, you got you got to appreciate it.
00:34:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Same spectrum, different points.
00:34:46
Twin Cheaks
You got to appreciate it. You know.
00:34:49
GREASEDAPOLES
We're a
Coppola and Scorsese: Cinematic Legacies
00:34:50
GREASEDAPOLES
goon, we're total goon country, goon goon culture.
00:34:52
Twin Cheaks
We're just good.
00:34:53
Steve-O
Good nation.
00:34:53
Twin Cheaks
We're gooned up, baby.
00:34:54
GREASEDAPOLES
me
00:34:54
Twin Cheaks
We're gooned up.
00:34:55
GREASEDAPOLES
who
00:34:56
Twin Cheaks
Gooned up. Ready. Ready to go.
00:34:59
GREASEDAPOLES
It's like enough people saw Madam Web and enough people saw Nora where it's just, it fits perfectly on that spectrum.
00:34:59
Twin Cheaks
got to you got to appreciate it. It's poetic.
00:35:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Also, Francis Ford Coppola ah very saltily accepted his worst director award.
00:35:16
Twin Cheaks
i Oh, man. Oh, yeah.
00:35:18
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm
00:35:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'm like, yeah, sounds like you just.
00:35:21
Twin Cheaks
How many how many women did he did he sexually assault on the way up to accepting his reward, by the way?
00:35:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:35:26
GREASEDAPOLES
going to tell you something.
00:35:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:35:27
GREASEDAPOLES
He compared himself to Jacques Tati and he compared Megalopolis to playtime. You old washed up piece of shit.
00:35:37
Twin Cheaks
ah you
00:35:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
who yeah it's just like i don't know just from everything I heard it just sounded like he was loud mouth idiot godfather yeah
00:35:45
Twin Cheaks
What's his best movie, you think?
00:35:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Godfather Part 2.
00:35:48
Twin Cheaks
His Godfather, right? So, like, 1977 was his best movie.
00:35:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:35:54
Twin Cheaks
and like and you know I mean, he's he's done some good movies since then, right?
00:35:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he made that Robin Williams movie where he's aging in reverse. What's that called?
00:36:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Benjamin Button no Jack yeah Jack yeah
00:36:03
GREASEDAPOLES
the
00:36:03
Steve-O
Oh, you're talking about Jacks.
00:36:04
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm talking about Jack. He
00:36:06
Twin Cheaks
He did Godfather Part 3, also. Oh, he did Apocalypse Now.
00:36:09
GREASEDAPOLES
made Jack.
00:36:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah.
00:36:11
Twin Cheaks
Apocalypse Now is godlike.
00:36:11
GREASEDAPOLES
made Jack.
00:36:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That movie that stunk, Godfather Part 3?
00:36:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Listen, I'm not going to... He made great movies, but you you know... In his time.
00:36:17
Twin Cheaks
Bram Stoker's Dracula is cool, but it's not like a masterpiece by any means.
00:36:21
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
00:36:21
Twin Cheaks
you know like It's like it's like he's trying he's trying to catch up to Martin Scorsese his whole life, but he's just never able to.
00:36:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:36:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Kind of. And Martin. Listen. He's still got the tools. And he makes great movies still. He does. That's the difference.
00:36:38
Twin Cheaks
And he made Goodfellas.
00:36:38
GREASEDAPOLES
That's.
00:36:40
Twin Cheaks
And he made Casino.
00:36:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:36:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay
00:36:41
Twin Cheaks
And he made a Raging Bull.
00:36:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Yes. Yes.
00:36:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:36:43
GREASEDAPOLES
Taxi driver.
00:36:43
Twin Cheaks
And he made Taxi Driver.
00:36:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Taxi driver.
00:36:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but ah like, like, dude, I remember.
00:36:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Motherfucking Taxi Driver.
00:36:47
Twin Cheaks
And he did he did The Departed.
00:36:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude.
00:36:49
Twin Cheaks
What else? the he did All of his movies are masterpieces.
00:36:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Wolf of Wall Street.
00:36:53
Twin Cheaks
Wolf of Wall Street. like He's still relevant.
00:36:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, you saw that one again?
00:36:55
Twin Cheaks
like fucking i mean I didn't see Killers of the Flower Moon yet.
00:36:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude.
00:36:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I love that movie.
00:36:59
Twin Cheaks
but like Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:37:00
GREASEDAPOLES
I saw it again a second watch. That movie is phenomenal.
00:37:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:37:04
Twin Cheaks
And he's doing he's doing the H.H. Holmes movie with DiCaprio now. right it's like It's coming out.
00:37:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I've been waiting for that for like 15 years, man.
00:37:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude.
00:37:10
Twin Cheaks
yeah i need I need that movie like I need air.
00:37:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pump your brakes, guys, because I heard Martin Scorsese's next film is about a Hawaiian crime boss, and Dwayne The Rock Johnson will be playing him.
00:37:21
Twin Cheaks
Oh,
00:37:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Did you hear that news?
00:37:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Chris, you must be thrilled, Chris.
00:37:25
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't know what to do.
00:37:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:37:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Yeah.
00:37:30
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what I heard is the next movie. I'm serious. I am serious as a heart attack.
00:37:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, i heard that too. Yeah.
00:37:36
GREASEDAPOLES
So, wow. Wow.
00:37:37
Twin Cheaks
right, they said Devil in the White City's back. This was like a month ago. was back in pre-production, so I think it's going to come out.
00:37:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. Jesus.
00:37:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, no. That's...
00:37:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He's a guy. He's a guy.
00:37:47
Twin Cheaks
I've been...
00:37:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I would probably steal some salt.
00:37:49
Twin Cheaks
Have you read that book, Chris?
00:37:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:37:51
GREASEDAPOLES
No, I haven't, actually.
00:37:53
Twin Cheaks
I'm afraid to read it because it seems boring.
00:37:53
GREASEDAPOLES
About his torture home?
00:37:57
Twin Cheaks
It's just about H.H. Holmes, right? that Yeah, the fucking...
00:37:58
GREASEDAPOLES
i I would read that, actually.
00:38:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I've seen enough YouTube documentaries about them that I feel like I don't need to read that stupid book.
00:38:06
GREASEDAPOLES
oh Look at you.
00:38:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Down with books. Boo.
00:38:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Anti-intellectualism Devin over here.
00:38:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hell yeah. I watched the YouTube clip.
00:38:12
Twin Cheaks
yeah
00:38:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and I watched a YouTube short about it. I'm fine. All
00:38:17
GREASEDAPOLES
um Speaking of H.H. Holmes, I watched Severance this week.
00:38:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
right. Find it. Yeah.
00:38:21
Steve-O
Oh my God.
00:38:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
to Yeah,
00:38:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Speaking of Torture Rooms...
00:38:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
dude.
00:38:26
Twin Cheaks
Oh, we were going to start Severance the other night, but, you know, fucking...
00:38:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What happened?
00:38:32
Twin Cheaks
What happened?
00:38:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Whose fault was it?
00:38:33
Twin Cheaks
I don't even know, dude.
00:38:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Whose fault was it?
00:38:34
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
00:38:35
Steve-O
You would have ended up watching like the entire first season.
00:38:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, you slipped down that that show's hole.
00:38:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:38:42
Twin Cheaks
Yeah,
00:38:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:38:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There we go. There we go.
00:38:45
Twin Cheaks
yeah I don't even know what happened. Like, we got ready to watch it.
00:38:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I would say, i would say, again, without diving too deeply in the spoiler territory, but I would say somewhat conflicting episodes. I loved it. Jenny was like, this just felt like filler.
00:39:00
GREASEDAPOLES
fucking loved it
00:39:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I was like, I very much
00:39:01
Twin Cheaks
And you're like, I'm used to filler. I'm an anime weeb.
00:39:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I put out.
00:39:05
Twin Cheaks
and I live off of fillers.
00:39:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, I mean, it's it's a lore dump episode for sure. It's the piece behind the curtain.
00:39:10
Steve-O
Yeah, it's like it's very important, but it's also, you know, it it gives you more questions, though.
00:39:10
GREASEDAPOLES
sure and I also really i love the change of yeah aesthetic and tone and camera like it's all handheld beautiful
00:39:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:39:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh my god.
00:39:23
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:39:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that was the coolest part.
00:39:23
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:39:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I was i felt i thought I put my Snawbot hat on. i was like, is this a different... Are they using film for these scenes?
00:39:33
GREASEDAPOLES
that's look like That's what it looked like.
00:39:33
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:39:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
o Also, i did look into it. Apparently, it's the cinematographer's. She's like the the cinematographer for the show.
00:39:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Her first episode, she directed and no CG. ah So that crazy scene where they like go through all the wires and the floor and everything. All practical.
00:39:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa.
00:39:54
Steve-O
That's crazy.
00:39:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, very cool.
00:39:57
GREASEDAPOLES
um
00:39:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, very cool episode.
00:39:58
GREASEDAPOLES
So let's talk
00:40:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Everybody that's watching them do their job and how they look exactly like them.
00:40:02
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:40:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah I don't know also fun fact
00:40:08
GREASEDAPOLES
What's that about, dude? That part made me like, what the fuck is this?
00:40:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah very fun fact ah so the the doctor ah the weird creepy doctor apparently he voiced Beast in the Beauty and the Beast which I was like oh that's neat he looks like a big creep yeah huge creep dude
00:40:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Huh.
00:40:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:40:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm. He's a huge creep.
00:40:33
Steve-O
Oh, super creep.
00:40:35
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, you know, torture torturing someone to write Christmas cards nonstop is pretty awful.
00:40:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
man
00:40:42
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a pretty terrible thing. But I think also this episode, i think it gave out, it showed the hand of the show, to be honest. I think it's, the cards are on the table now in a lot.
00:40:52
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:40:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, for sure.
00:40:54
GREASEDAPOLES
And you, we... can gather I don't want to spoil too much because, John, i you should watch this. It was really good.
00:41:01
Twin Cheaks
Okay.
00:41:01
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:41:01
GREASEDAPOLES
was good. Because this episode is pretty hefty.
00:41:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i will say I will say there was kind of unfortunate.
00:41:04
GREASEDAPOLES
It was a lot.
00:41:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think there was a moment of just like really stupid writing in the in the kind of with the stuff with the sister and the other doctor chick.
00:41:19
GREASEDAPOLES
I like that.
00:41:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i I was like, this is so dumb. like Because her character just... like It's just this it's a scenario where there's a character that can answer so many questions and then just the most random shit happens to explain why she's not going to answer those questions.
00:41:37
GREASEDAPOLES
No, no, see, i like I
00:41:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think it's bad. I think
Comedy Show Disappointments
00:41:40
GREASEDAPOLES
disagree.
00:41:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i
00:41:40
GREASEDAPOLES
I think that doctor that's helping Mark does not give a flying fuck about him. she re read She doesn't. She cares about what she's doing.
00:41:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But the fact is is like she could answer some very rudimentary questions. And for the sake of the show, she doesn't.
00:41:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
00:41:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then they have to keep writing in scenarios where she's like, I'm going to leave now.
00:41:55
GREASEDAPOLES
no
00:41:57
GREASEDAPOLES
See, I... But i see I think it's dependent on characters. but And those characters act like they should act. Devin is always the ball buster.
00:42:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's a character, not me.
00:42:09
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Yeah, yeah, that's...
00:42:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, the character Devin, yeah.
00:42:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Mark's Mark's sister. She's a ball buster and she wanted answers. And I felt the same way. And that whole episode is about how Mark is being like controlled by a whole bunch of different angles and way, whole bunch of different ways.
00:42:27
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's, it was a good scene. I think it fit. And I get what you're saying. It was a way to cover up and keep some of the answers disclosed undisclosed, but like,
00:42:39
GREASEDAPOLES
i think the scene worked. I think the characters are acting like they should. they Nobody acted out of character in that scene.
00:42:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Um, don't want to say it was out of character. it was just stupid. It was just like, I'm going to call this person. It's like, well, I'm leaving. And then she proceeds to not call that person. And then that person just still leaves. And I'm like, what the fuck?
00:42:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
what What the fuck are we doing? And it's also stupid that she kind of even wanted to call that person anyway.
00:43:04
GREASEDAPOLES
ah well but Okay, now well then you're arguing... character tricks at this point i i i yeah you're you're nitpicking i i disagree i think it's a nitpick it's it's a scene in which she panicked freaked out no ah
00:43:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We're getting too specific, but...
00:43:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't know if it's a nitpick, but it's it's like a core scene in that episode.
00:43:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and And it's an excuse for us to not see this character for until season three.
00:43:23
GREASEDAPOLES
that's it's too much yeah a nitpick it's a whole nitpick
00:43:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
00:43:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Steve, what do you think? you think um You think I'm nitpicking? and
00:43:30
Steve-O
um
00:43:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You piece of shit. You think I'm nitpicking?
00:43:33
Steve-O
You know, in that in that moment, like I really didn't have a problem with it. um I can understand. like I could see that. But in that moment, it was...
00:43:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it's...
00:43:44
Steve-O
i think i I was just so engaged. I was just so engaged with everything in the show that I was like, eh.
00:43:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No.
00:43:49
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:43:49
Steve-O
So I will admit I am biased.
00:43:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, okay. Yeah, how's that fence sitting? How's that fence treating Steve?
00:43:54
Steve-O
Hey, you know what? You better watch out. Chris's opinions look a little tasty right now.
00:43:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, okay.
00:43:59
GREASEDAPOLES
hey um But really, honestly, I really love this episode. I think it showcased that this...
00:44:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. I think it's my favorite one outside of four.
00:44:10
GREASEDAPOLES
I agree.
00:44:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Episode four, yeah.
00:44:11
Steve-O
yeah
00:44:11
GREASEDAPOLES
If not my favorite, um I think a showcase of the show could be kind of multifaceted with its aesthetics and its tones. That's cool. Good shows can do that well, like the Sopranos, like Breaking Bad.
00:44:24
GREASEDAPOLES
um That's what I wanted to see. It's cool stuff.
00:44:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:44:31
Steve-O
Controversial take. ah I agree with Chris, but I also disagree with some of the things he said.
00:44:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah?
00:44:38
Steve-O
um Yeah, because I think she does care for Mark, but I think she cares because I think Mark is a more important card than we know yet.
00:44:45
GREASEDAPOLES
really
00:44:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, well, it's still not...
00:44:54
Steve-O
And I think that's why she can't lore dump to Devin.
00:44:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, she doesn't... She doesn't care about him, though. Like, a purse as a person. She cares about him...
00:45:04
Steve-O
She gave some pretty caring looks in in the moments of like, I'm taking care of this guy with the head wound, but also...
00:45:05
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:45:08
GREASEDAPOLES
i don't... She killed Petey!
00:45:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Pete sucked.
00:45:13
GREASEDAPOLES
She killed Petey!
00:45:15
Steve-O
Petey's not Mark.
00:45:16
GREASEDAPOLES
I know, but come on! That's fucked up!
00:45:18
Steve-O
No, Petey.
00:45:19
GREASEDAPOLES
That's real...
00:45:19
Steve-O
Petey killed Petey because Petey didn't keep up with his medicine.
00:45:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Um, come on.
00:45:23
Steve-O
Petey started fucking...
00:45:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Give me a fucking break.
00:45:25
Steve-O
He was bedrobe running.
00:45:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Dude.
00:45:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm sorry. I like PD.
00:45:29
Steve-O
All he had to do was take his pills and eat his slop.
00:45:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Dude, the rebellion is just as bad as Lumen. It's just as bad.
00:45:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, okay.
00:45:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Definitely.
00:45:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Somebody's played Bioshock Infinite.
00:45:38
Steve-O
Okay, okay.
00:45:39
GREASEDAPOLES
Definitely.
00:45:41
Steve-O
Anyway, great show. Go watch it.
00:45:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah ah Also, ah like that director of cinema typewriter, Jessica Lee Gagne, I think she's gonna... I think that's gonna be a name we're gonna be seeing in the future.
00:45:52
GREASEDAPOLES
She's got a future in this town.
00:45:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like Honestly, yeah.
00:45:54
Twin Cheaks
you
00:45:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think she's... We'll throw a Marvel movie at her at some point at this rate.
00:45:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, no, please don't.
00:45:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:45:59
Steve-O
Damn it.
00:45:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:46:00
Steve-O
ah Damn it.
00:46:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Ruined her career.
00:46:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah yeah
00:46:04
Steve-O
Here, you can do the Red Hulk 2.
00:46:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, ah yeah. Jesus. I think we mentioned to recipes, Keane Hackman and his wife and his dog. Apparently it's three dogs. Two of them survived and one dog passed away.
00:46:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and Rest in peace, Michelle Tracking. That one bummed me out, dude.
00:46:20
GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus.
00:46:22
Steve-O
yeah yes that's what i heard her body rejected it i think yeah
00:46:22
GREASEDAPOLES
What's that about, dude?
00:46:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and Apparently the story that I read is that she kind of recently underwent a liver transplant. and And there's thinking complications, but I honestly haven't heard anything else.
00:46:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's a shame, though, man. As a...
00:46:39
GREASEDAPOLES
That is sad.
00:46:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Someone who I always, you know, as as a big Buffy fan, someone I always kind of looked upon.
00:46:43
GREASEDAPOLES
She was 39, man. Only a year older than me.
00:46:45
Steve-O
yeah well
00:46:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, not not old, man. Yeah.
00:46:49
GREASEDAPOLES
It's crazy.
00:46:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Good luck, Chris.
00:46:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I know.
00:46:52
Steve-O
You know, it comes in threes, so...
00:46:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Shut the fuck up, Steve.
00:46:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So Chris is going down.
00:46:56
Steve-O
What?!
00:46:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus Christ.
00:46:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, like wait, get on can I, can no, hold on, hold on.
00:46:59
Steve-O
I didn't mean you! I meant celebrity stuff, I'm sorry!
00:47:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let me, let me complain about this statement because Jenny said the same fucking thing. And I was like, what, what do you mean? What do you mean comes in threes? Cause she said, cause she basically, she had heard a story, not heard a story. This, this happened, but um a guy she had worked with a few weeks ago on a project had passed away.
00:47:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So he, heat this guy passed away. she'd She'd met him. Seemed like a nice guy. I met him. Sad story. But he passed away. And then Michelle Trattenburg passed away. And then we heard about Sheena Hackman. And she said, everything comes in threes.
00:47:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I said, what the fuck's the connection? understand two of them. But I was like, there's no, how do you make that connection? You can't just say three people fucking died. That's the rule.
00:47:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And then we closed the book on it.
00:47:50
Steve-O
Wait, who is the other one?
00:47:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It was Michelle Trackenberg, Gene Hackman, and some guy, Jenny.
00:47:52
GREASEDAPOLES
her some guy at work
00:47:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And again, as this guy, really so it's a sad story, but this guy, Jenny, worked with on a project a few weeks ago.
00:47:59
GREASEDAPOLES
seven what do you want me to say
00:48:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And she said, yeah, these things come in threes. And I was like, I don't think that's how that works.
00:48:06
Steve-O
like got that That guy doesn't count.
00:48:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's not...
00:48:08
Steve-O
I'm sorry. This sounds really mean.
00:48:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I know! No, as fucked up as that sounds, was like, I don't think that counts.
00:48:15
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah You're right, Steve.
00:48:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And how do I explain that without sounding like a psych no-fat?
00:48:18
GREASEDAPOLES
His death is meaningless. Yeah, it's very true.
00:48:20
Steve-O
No, I'm saying this ah david the damn it.
00:48:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, right?
00:48:24
Steve-O
The star of Hoosers. The star of... What was that movie? Harriet the Spy?
00:48:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Road trip. Road trip.
00:48:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Very despide.
00:48:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, yeah, yeah. That too.
00:48:31
Steve-O
we go.
00:48:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:48:33
Steve-O
and And then Bruce Willis.
00:48:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And he's not dead.
00:48:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, no. No.
00:48:36
Steve-O
That's what I heard. That's what I heard
00:48:37
GREASEDAPOLES
No, jumping the gun.
00:48:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but But like, dude, dude, how am i See, this is where I'm i'm fucked, right?
00:48:39
GREASEDAPOLES
and
00:48:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because i'm I have to, I can't not say something to that statement. And I had to. And of course, I come off like a fucking psychopath.
00:48:52
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah sometimes you just should be like, yeah yep, yep.
00:48:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I just, dude, I know, dude.
00:48:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, you're right.
00:48:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
There have been so many where I'm like, why did I just keep my fucking face shut?
00:49:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Everybody's got those things, like the coincidence things.
00:49:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, man. but i was just like, I thought that doesn't count.
00:49:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Shit, I even get caught up in some of that sometimes.
00:49:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but that was ah' my weird little tangent just because, ah you know, I don't know why I did that.
00:49:10
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, like certain numbers or something.
00:49:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But, yeah.
00:49:21
GREASEDAPOLES
hope Devin, you're an easy target too. You eat cereal of of a big pot.
00:49:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
if We call it man kibble now.
00:49:26
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
00:49:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
00:49:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, so...
00:49:27
Steve-O
I don't
00:49:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Yeah. and you know, I, I'll go on as mini rant. I complained about this on the discord, but I saw a do a comedy show last night and it was one of my all time worst experiences.
00:49:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Was it an alt comedy show? You know what I mean?
00:49:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
don't know what that means.
00:49:48
GREASEDAPOLES
You know, it's like right wing idiots. You know what I mean?
00:49:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Um, dude, a little bit, to be fair, actually, a little bit.
00:49:54
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. I know.
00:49:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Um, so we went to this thing.
00:49:56
GREASEDAPOLES
I know.
00:49:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
so Jenny said, hey, I got tickets to this Kill Tony show. And I'm kind of familiar with Kill Tony. And if you don't know, Kill Tony is basically, it's a show idea where this this comedian, Tony Hinchcliffe, basically makes a platform where young upcoming comedians, unknowns for sure,
00:50:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah can go up and they can, have you know, maybe they have a minute or three and they go up and they tell like a minute or three worth of jokes. And there's a panel and the panel gives them critiques slash makes fun of them. And that's kind of the show.
00:50:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And that's fine. it's It's an entertaining. I've seen YouTube clips entertaining enough, even though I don't really like Tony Hinchcliffe's comedy. But like, you know, ah there's some comedy to be derived from that. I understand that.
00:50:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So she's like, yeah, i got us this show. And I said, oh, that's neat. Okay. Like, sure. She already got the tickets. It was a nice surprise. We go to the show. We walk in. And then what we found out was this wasn't even that show. It was kind of like a brought to you by.
00:51:02
GREASEDAPOLES
a
00:51:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
know, Tony.
00:51:03
Steve-O
Oh.
00:51:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And so look I'm like, wait, who's actually doing this? And it's four names. I've never heard of before. Yeah.
00:51:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Jim Biswick.
00:51:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and and what i'd And I started Googling them and I was like, oh, and these are basically guys that had gone on the Kill Tony, had their minute or three minute sets and had kind of become a name just from that.
00:51:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But ah it proceeded to be just like four comedians. Well, I'm not going to say like I chuckled a few times, but like literally this one comedian was like, oh, I'm just going to say the word retard and then started a chant that just was retard. And I was like, this is the joke.
00:51:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Jesus Christ.
00:51:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like that's the joke. Right.
00:51:47
GREASEDAPOLES
What a bunch of mongoloids.
00:51:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh, and the crowd, dude, one of the worst crowds I've ever been in, by the way, no less than three Eagles chance.
00:51:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh, some guy would yell, some guy yell at Saquon every six minutes.
00:51:59
GREASEDAPOLES
could be worse. What a scumbag.
00:52:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I timed it. i was like, are you fucking kidding me?
00:52:06
GREASEDAPOLES
um will <unk>s come back
00:52:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, some other guy ran up to the stage and threw a gigantic paper airplane onto the stage.
00:52:08
GREASEDAPOLES
but
00:52:13
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:52:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And basically, because it had all this writing on it, and the guy's like, I'm not opening this. Like, fuck off. But basically, it seemed like this guy was like, please let me do two minutes.
00:52:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, give me three minutes, you know, of mic time. The guy's like, I'm not going to do that. And...
00:52:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, what did you say when they gave you your paper airplane bed?
00:52:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Well, you know, I said, hey, you know... you miss You miss all the shots you don't take, Wayne Gretzky. I think that's what he said. Yeah, so i we walked out, and I was like, oh, the seats were really – this is more of a me problem, but the seats were really small.
00:52:42
GREASEDAPOLES
It is my friend.
00:52:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And, you know, I'm a bit bit of a bigger human at this stage in my life. And I was like, man, this is – we're cutting it close here, guys. I don't like this.
00:53:00
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah I've been to a few shows like that. Comedy shows where I'm elbow to elbow.
00:53:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And, yeah, dude, I just... Yeah, and then... So we just kind of, like, took the train, and I was trying really hard. Because it was a nice gift. Nice surprise.
00:53:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I get you.
00:53:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But I was like, oh, my God, that was one of the worst fucking shows I've ever been to.
00:53:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, yeah.
00:53:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um but
00:53:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, what does she think?
00:53:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She almost fell asleep in the middle of the show.
00:53:21
GREASEDAPOLES
and There you go.
00:53:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So I was like...
00:53:22
GREASEDAPOLES
You're meant for each other. Yeah.
00:53:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I was like, Jesus Christ. Because, like, listen, I'm not going to say... I like some of that alt com a little bit. I can find the humor in it, especially with some of the the more known characters. But this is just four fucking dudes that were just like.
00:53:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What if it was the worst kind of edgy, right? it was the worst kind of edgy and would not recommend. I'm not going to bother with their names, but. If you're ever going to buy comedy show tickets, maybe just maybe double check that ticket.
00:53:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Double check who's on that. Who's playing there?
00:53:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh,
Satire and Protest Discussions
00:53:57
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't watch comedy anymore. Satire is dead.
00:54:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, boy. Okay.
00:54:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, there's no money. We live in a goofball land. It doesn't, you don't need satire.
00:54:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:54:05
Twin Cheaks
Legalize comedy.
00:54:06
GREASEDAPOLES
He just got to go out there and legalize it, man. You got to do what you got to do.
00:54:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah, that was, I mean, yeah man, that was wild. I was at the gym just like, oh, it's on YouTube. And then I was like, what? what What are they doing to the Ukrainian president right now?
00:54:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That was nutty, dude.
00:54:21
GREASEDAPOLES
We live in a goofball world.
00:54:22
Twin Cheaks
Oh, man. Yeah, was rough.
00:54:22
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a goofball land.
00:54:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oof.
00:54:26
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a scumbag land. Tate brothers are coming here. It's a home for scumbags.
00:54:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:54:33
GREASEDAPOLES
and Any and all scumbags come to America.
00:54:34
Twin Cheaks
Oh, God.
00:54:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Actually, this actually, you know, this is why I brought it up. Cause this is all leading to me going, i support booing the natural anthem. I do. I fucking, cause I think I saw a clip where they were booing it at the elimination chamber last night.
00:54:48
GREASEDAPOLES
That was Canada.
00:54:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I was like, but yeah.
00:54:49
GREASEDAPOLES
but They were doing it.
00:54:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Cause they, I think it was in Canada, I think.
00:54:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Yeah, dude.
00:54:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I, I, I, they did it at the hockey games and I, I,
00:54:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, i'm down.
00:54:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah,
Invincible Series and Character Development
00:55:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
dude. Until we get some shit in order, yeah, fucking boo away. We deserve it.
00:55:04
GREASEDAPOLES
so you're going to go to a Sixers game and we're going to boot National Anthem?
00:55:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude. I mean, i don't know.
00:55:08
Twin Cheaks
Take a knee. Just take a knee.
00:55:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Take a knee!
00:55:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
don't if I am.
00:55:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm not brave enough, but if I was going to see Canadians, fuck yeah, dude. Fairweather fan all day.
00:55:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Put on my Bret Hart jersey.
00:55:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, i would i would I would cross over pretty quick, too.
00:55:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oh Fuck you.
00:55:26
GREASEDAPOLES
It wouldn't even be a thought, really.
00:55:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, dude. yeah but
00:55:29
GREASEDAPOLES
It would just be like, yeah, you're right.
00:55:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's fair. and swear Hell yeah, dude. But, I don't you guys watch anything else? Do anything else? Chris, ah did you watch any other shows? know you've been plugging away at some of that shit.
00:55:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Invincible.
00:55:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Invincible! Was it good?
00:55:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:55:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Holding up?
00:55:48
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Yeah, I really...
00:55:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
nexts It dipped a little bit, but it's...
00:55:51
GREASEDAPOLES
They, um, they did, they they're doing like, or they did part episodes where they have two stories running concurrently.
00:55:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:55:59
GREASEDAPOLES
And, you know, i'm not a huge fan of that. I like the single narrative.
00:56:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Got you.
00:56:05
GREASEDAPOLES
That's just, know, what's going on with invincible basically. So they sort of did that again. and it was mostly character development stuff, like some big character moments.
00:56:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:56:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Definitely. Specifically with some of the members of the guardians. Um, That was cool and really interesting and like a huge breakthrough ah that somebody does for somebody else.
00:56:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
OK.
00:56:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Which I liked. you know it's like It's like there's like character shit paying off now.
00:56:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:38
GREASEDAPOLES
um So that's cool.
00:56:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Is Battle Beast back yet?
00:56:42
GREASEDAPOLES
No.
00:56:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I love Battle Beast, dude.
00:56:44
GREASEDAPOLES
He's like literally, I think the last time you saw him, was just floating in space punching a Voltramite in the face.
00:56:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:56:50
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:56:51
GREASEDAPOLES
I was like yeah dude yeah he's pretty
00:56:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Battle Beast rules. he just
TV Show Plans and Nostalgia
00:56:56
GREASEDAPOLES
awesome um yeah it's it's still good though like and there's a fucking awesome needle drop again with a really cool back song that I love uh hell yes if you know that song
00:56:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Oh, and yeah.
00:57:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
00:57:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, nice, nice.
00:57:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. I told, uh... Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I told myself I was go to um i'm gonna, um...
00:57:14
Twin Cheaks
It's a great song.
00:57:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm gonna fucking buckle down start watching Yellow Jackets this week. It's there. I have access to it. I just don't get lazy.
00:57:24
GREASEDAPOLES
I gotta watch that. That's come that's tonight, man.
00:57:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Is it? Okay.
00:57:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. New episode tonight.
00:57:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I gotta watch White Lotus, too. Not nearly as important, but...
00:57:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Man, don't like...
00:57:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Enjoyable.
00:57:33
GREASEDAPOLES
I never liked that show. I watched the first season and I really...
00:57:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Listen, it's, I'm never going to say you're doing it wrong. Like, it's not Severance, right? Where we're like, John, you're doing it wrong. um But like, it's, it's enjoyable enough.
00:57:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
00:57:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I can go, Jenny, I think this thing's going to happen. You know, it's, it's one of those shows.
00:57:52
GREASEDAPOLES
the The first season... made me laugh quite a bit because they had, ah what's his name?
00:57:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
00:57:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Steve Zahn. Is that his name?
00:57:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Steve's on underrated.
00:58:01
GREASEDAPOLES
He was funny in that, man.
00:58:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. Jennifer Coolidge is really good in season two.
00:58:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, she comes back?
00:58:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. She's one of the few recurring characters in it.
00:58:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, she's in the third season, too.
00:58:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh, yes.
00:58:18
GREASEDAPOLES
oh actually See, I never, I always thought it never had like much of a connection outside of the rich resort thing, you know?
00:58:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's by and law. And again, I'm not quite sure. Cause season three is so like still happening, but by and large, it's mostly unconnected, but. Walton Goggins is in season three, too.
00:58:36
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:58:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And, uh...
00:58:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, I see.
00:58:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
think they were the Gogs. Oh, finished Vice Principals.
00:58:39
GREASEDAPOLES
i didn't...
00:58:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Finished that show.
00:58:41
GREASEDAPOLES
I wasn't familiar with your game.
00:58:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Dude, that guy pulls, dude.
00:58:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, he's awesome.
00:58:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Narratively, that guy pulls.
00:58:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:58:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Pulls winners. But, uh... Yeah, no, I finished ah season one and two of Vice Principals. Which was... A fun little compact two-season show.
00:58:57
GREASEDAPOLES
I never finished that.
00:58:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's, uh... You know what's funny? It's like I become like just like a real basic white guy watching that show. im like, huh? Can you believe it?
00:59:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like I just laugh at the dumbest shit in that show.
00:59:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it's a lot of that, though. like I like Eastbound and Down because it's so raunchy.
00:59:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
00:59:17
GREASEDAPOLES
I really miss that.
00:59:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And it's I mean, there's a scene and I think it's in season one, actually, but there's a scene where. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Blanket. ah Danny McBride's character. He's like, I'm not going to tell you who who I allowed to suck upon my penis.
00:59:31
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
00:59:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and i like What the fuck?
00:59:32
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's right. Well, his deliveries are like godlike.
00:59:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's 90% delivery. um But, yeah, no, that's the X's.
00:59:42
Twin Cheaks
Vierxens. Vierxens.
00:59:43
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:59:44
GREASEDAPOLES
The X-Men.
00:59:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, I told Jenny. I said, Jenny, I'm going to we're going to watch Eastbound Down because I never finished it like a fucking dummy.
00:59:52
GREASEDAPOLES
I remember that one line he delivered. It was like the line before the credits roll for the beginning of the episode. And he's like, hey, bitch, you better wear a dental dam because I don't know what I got, too.
00:59:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think I'm he's not, I don't know what kind of I got.
01:00:05
GREASEDAPOLES
It's just like, he's found it now. Like, title screen.
01:00:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:00:08
GREASEDAPOLES
Beautiful.
01:00:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Wonderful. Very happy.
01:00:12
GREASEDAPOLES
Love that show.
01:00:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But yeah,
Post-Oscar Movie Anticipations
01:00:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
man, that's a plane. Things, watching wash some things I feel like, I feel like now that the Oscars are over, like officially on this episode, you're welcome. We ended it for you guys.
01:00:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Thank God.
01:00:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I feel I don't know. I just feel like now we can kind of start with the new shit.
01:00:31
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, fresh fresh start.
01:00:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We've been hung up. We've been hung up on old shit. It's time because I think a fresh start because, ah you know.
01:00:36
GREASEDAPOLES
A new start.
01:00:39
GREASEDAPOLES
A-N-U-S-T-A-R-T.
01:00:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hell yeah.
01:00:43
GREASEDAPOLES
A new start.
01:00:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, because isn't there a movie like a bigger movie coming out this week?
01:00:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Clarify.
01:00:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That like a notable movie like. I think Mickey 17. Is that coming out this week?
01:00:59
GREASEDAPOLES
thought they got pushed.
01:01:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, shit.
01:01:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Pretty sure that's the end of the year now.
01:01:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like... No, no way.
01:01:04
GREASEDAPOLES
If I'm not pretty sure, maybe that's, maybe this is where I got pushed in.
01:01:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Really? my God.
01:01:10
Twin Cheaks
It's getting good reviews, though.
01:01:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:01:12
Twin Cheaks
It's like 88% something.
01:01:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's already... ah
01:01:15
Twin Cheaks
So there's no way they pushed it that far.
01:01:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
March...
01:01:17
GREASEDAPOLES
March 7th.
01:01:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, March 7th.
01:01:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, you're right, dude.
01:01:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:19
Steve-O
Oh. Hm.
01:01:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mickey 17. and then we're getting...
01:01:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Nova Kane. Okay, maybe not quite.
01:01:27
GREASEDAPOLES
What the hell are you talking about?
01:01:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Maybe not there. Maybe we not we're not there yet. But like, hey, Mickey 17's coming out.
01:01:33
GREASEDAPOLES
March is, i think I think, the beginning of some good shit, though, right?
01:01:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:01:39
GREASEDAPOLES
I do recall something. You're not entirely off base. um Avatar 3.
01:01:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, no. Although, you know what? I was one of those guys. there's like I was like, there's no fucking way that's coming out. And James Cameron, the sinners that's March.
01:01:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Sinners!
01:01:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I think so. Let me check.
01:02:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let me, May.
01:02:04
GREASEDAPOLES
I said March movies.
01:02:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, snow white, March 25th. I can't even say that in a straight face. Uh, now sinners is May. I think April, no, a April, April.
01:02:12
GREASEDAPOLES
What? April. Okay.
01:02:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:02:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, that's pretty close.
01:02:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. We're getting there, but, um, Yeah, I still haven't seen the monkey. Poor me, right? But, you know, Mickey 17.
01:02:26
GREASEDAPOLES
I haven't seen it either.
01:02:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, hey, let's figure out a day, Devin.
01:02:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:02:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Let's figure out a day.
01:02:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Figure it out. We'll have a hot date. Steve, you want to see the monkey?
01:02:40
Steve-O
What's that?
01:02:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I just headbutted my microphone.
01:02:42
GREASEDAPOLES
new Osgood Perkins film.
01:02:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What's that? It's the apple.
01:02:48
GREASEDAPOLES
The guy who
01:02:48
Steve-O
thought you hated i thought you hated that movie, Devin.
01:02:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
here
01:02:52
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, he hates him, monkey.
01:02:52
GREASEDAPOLES
made...
01:02:53
Steve-O
so
01:02:53
Twin Cheaks
He hates him, monkey, man.
01:02:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
01:02:53
GREASEDAPOLES
Gotcha! Gotcha!
01:02:55
Steve-O
Got him!
01:02:56
GREASEDAPOLES
You walked right into that one.
01:02:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
If I had pliers, I would rip my own teeth out.
01:02:59
Steve-O
Oh my god, don't do that.
01:03:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh my God.
01:03:01
Steve-O
That's messed up.
01:03:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's my reaction.
01:03:02
Steve-O
Crazy.
01:03:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Some say I'm dramatic.
01:03:03
GREASEDAPOLES
It's the...
01:03:05
Steve-O
Ha ha
01:03:05
GREASEDAPOLES
The guy who made Long Legs made a ah black comedy horror a film based off of Stephen King short story.
01:03:16
Steve-O
Okay.
01:03:17
GREASEDAPOLES
that's that's And I hear it's good.
01:03:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I remember when Steve used to tell me about movies.
01:03:19
GREASEDAPOLES
It's funny.
01:03:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Remember that? Steve had his finger on the pulse.
01:03:25
Steve-O
I'm keeping them all. I'm keeping them all myself now.
01:03:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Steve said, oh, you need to see this Indiana Jones movie. like I was like, sure do.
01:03:30
Steve-O
you need Have you heard about this Dial of Destiny?
01:03:33
GREASEDAPOLES
ah Yeah, he was saying that shit, and then we told him to stop, Devin.
01:03:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, that was your fault, huh?
01:03:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Come on. i don't want to hear about Dial of Destiny anymore.
01:03:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hey, guys, good news. Minecraft movie's coming out here.
01:03:41
GREASEDAPOLES
That's all he talked about.
01:03:42
Steve-O
Harrison Ford's the Red Hulk.
01:03:44
GREASEDAPOLES
He's named after me, the main character of Minecraft, of course.
01:03:47
Steve-O
yeah
Sonic Games: Narrative and Mechanics
01:03:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, Steve, I know.
01:03:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, we get it, dude. Hell yeah.
01:03:54
Steve-O
finally my time to shine
01:03:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I love Minecraft. Boy, boy. I love Minecraft. It's my favorite.
01:04:00
Steve-O
dude i saw a picture of toys from the minecraft movie coming out it looks like it's like a like timid eric bit let me let me post this in the shit talk
01:04:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you
01:04:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hold on. That's got me interested, actually.
01:04:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay. Well, maybe, maybe this is finally it. Finally the one.
01:04:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:04:17
Steve-O
Dude, here, let me show you the this picture. This is like official imagery to like sell this. This is on shelves in shit talk.
01:04:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, i so I said this, Steve. I'm waiting for this. All
01:04:29
GREASEDAPOLES
good Lord.
01:04:30
Steve-O
That's real. These are real toys.
01:04:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
right. I said this when the first trailer came out. I said, i am too old and too much of a mature adult to get mad about a Minecraft trailer. But this this is pressing me a little bit.
01:04:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Isn't it? Eh.
01:04:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm trying not to get irritated by it.
01:04:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Devon, come to my side, the cynical side.
01:04:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Freak the fuck out about a movie.
01:04:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Hate everything. Hate, hate everything!
01:04:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Freak out about something that's in no way targeted at you.
01:05:00
GREASEDAPOLES
sucks. Even if it's for children, it sucks.
01:05:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It sucks. Yeah, I don't want to be Chris. I think Steve's close to Chris. Steve Hayden, Sonic 3. Yeah. Good.
01:05:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Join the club! but
01:05:11
Steve-O
Oh, hey, i I played all of Sonic Generations. Great time. Or Shadow Generations.
01:05:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Got it.
01:05:16
Twin Cheaks
Sonic or Shadow. Yeah.
01:05:17
Steve-O
Shadow Generations. Great.
01:05:18
Twin Cheaks
Some people are saying that's the best Sonic game.
01:05:20
Steve-O
It's wonderful. You get, you know what?
01:05:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Did he curse at all?
01:05:22
Steve-O
You get two. Uh, no, but, uh, dude, there's so there's dude, that ending, man.
01:05:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He didn't go like, oh, fuck.
01:05:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, you can spoil it. I don't think anyone cares.
01:05:32
Steve-O
Okay, I'll spoil it.
01:05:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:05:33
Steve-O
I'll spoil it.
01:05:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah,
01:05:34
Steve-O
but essentially So essentially, in you know in Sonic Generations, the game that came out 2011, this is a concurrent running thread to that game.
01:05:34
GREASEDAPOLES
i
01:05:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah. Yeah.
01:05:44
Steve-O
Because they give you both games when you buy it.
01:05:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:05:47
Steve-O
In that game, it's like, oh, Sonic and all of his friends kind of get sucked into ah like kind of like a Sonic Hall of Fame like white universe of just like nothingness and you have to like beat the levels to like give the world color again and make things good and like fix the universe and send all the levels and all your friends back and it's you know it's all light and it's a celebration of sonic shadow goes through that shit but shadow is fucked up man he has a whole fucked up past and it's like you know a little girl
01:06:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Did he say that? He's, I'm so fucked up.
01:06:20
Steve-O
No, essential but it's like it's like the game gives you like shadow story and like you see him like you see Maria dying in his arms and like it explains all that.
01:06:31
GREASEDAPOLES
hitting the crack pipe oh oof
01:06:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
says, oh, this is so fucked up.
01:06:33
Steve-O
And so you you're you're in the middle of doing like a weird heist on ah on a spaceship while Sonic's having his birthday party.
01:06:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Hell
01:06:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
he yeah.
01:06:41
Steve-O
And so like you're stealing an emerald you're like, I'm shadow and I'm nasty.
01:06:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I love that dude.
01:06:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:06:46
Steve-O
And Rogue the Bat calls and is like, are you nasty? And he's like, oh, I'm nasty.
01:06:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
How nasty for you.
01:06:50
Steve-O
they
01:06:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:06:51
Steve-O
and And then the bad thing happens.
01:06:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Getting the vapors over here.
01:06:52
Steve-O
They all get sucked into like the white like blank universe. And Shadow has to go through all of his game's worlds. And it's it's you you play one level as how they played back in the day. But then you play it as like a weird, like almost like...
01:07:05
Steve-O
classic 2D Sonic side-scroller, which is, like, really neat to see, like, them take these, like, modern Shadow games and kind of make them classic Sonic-esque versions for Shadow.
01:07:16
Steve-O
But the thing is, midway through, Maria is, like, shows up.
01:07:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
oo
01:07:22
Steve-O
And Shadow's like, what? you're You're dead. You're dead. You're the reason I'm edgy.
01:07:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And he goes, oh, this is so fucked
01:07:27
Steve-O
And he, like, he can't... No, like, he can't hold his shit together. And then, like, the big bad shows up and he's like...
01:07:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
up.
01:07:34
Steve-O
dude, you have to keep playing these levels because you you have to defeat me. And the more you defeat me, the more of my powers you get, because that's what you've been doing.
01:07:46
Steve-O
You've been like beating the levels and getting like powers to kind of.
01:07:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So he's like, he's cheering you on to beat him?
01:07:52
Steve-O
He's cheering you on to get his powers because he's like, the more of my powers you get, the like the grosser and sicker you are to this girl
01:08:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it's It's a real severance. It's a real severance equation.
01:08:04
Steve-O
A little bit, a little bit.
01:08:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They gotta finish Cold Harbor.
01:08:06
Steve-O
And like, there's a part, there's a part where he's like, or Shadow's like, I'm going to kill you.
01:08:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I get it, yeah.
01:08:12
Steve-O
And Maria's like, Shadow, what happened to you?
01:08:16
GREASEDAPOLES
wow whoa whoa does he run off for like the beach and stare off into the ocean ponder
01:08:16
Steve-O
and he's like, i don't know. It's like, it's real. He doesn't scream. I'm sorry. I've got it building it up. Cause it is still,
01:08:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This is
01:08:24
Steve-O
I mean, at the end of it, Shadow is like, he's like, I'm not gonna kill him. He's like, I'm not gonna kill him using my anger. He's like, I'm gonna <unk>m gonna use i'm gonna use like my...
01:08:36
Steve-O
like ah He's like, I'm going to fight him, but I'm going to do it in a way where it's not like anger-based. It's going to be...
01:08:42
GREASEDAPOLES
it's like the It's like the samurai. You're doing it at duty.
01:08:44
Steve-O
Yeah, he's doing it out of duty. And like after he does it, he's like, ah did it. And then they fade away. They start fading away like Avenger style. And he's like, but he's like, but what? I did everything right. And it's like, yeah, but you fixed everything. So we have to go back to our point in time. And he's like, but you're about to. He's like, he's like, he wants to tell them, but they're like, you you can't tell us what's going happen. Back to the future rules.
Monster Hunter: Mechanics and Multiplayer Issues
01:09:11
Steve-O
So they're about to go get killed.
01:09:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So is this a game?
01:09:14
Steve-O
And then she...
01:09:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sorry. is is
01:09:16
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:09:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's DLC to a game that came out 2011.
01:09:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Excuse me.
01:09:19
Steve-O
it's not It's not DLC.
01:09:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:09:22
Steve-O
It's its own game.
01:09:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Excuse me.
01:09:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
okay
01:09:22
GREASEDAPOLES
I need to get it. and need to get a tissue. That was some heavy stuff, man.
01:09:25
Steve-O
no, no! ah Dude, there's a part where there's a part where Shadow just starts running. And he runs past Rouge the Bat. And she's like, What's the matter, of Shadow? Where are you running? And then she just sees a drop fly from Shadow and into her hand.
01:09:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, oh.
01:09:42
Steve-O
and And I'm like, this boring.
01:09:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wait, does does Rouge die in in this weird future?
01:09:45
Steve-O
No, Roosh doesn't die.
01:09:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's just Maria.
01:09:47
Steve-O
Roosh is fine. It's just...
01:09:48
GREASEDAPOLES
So romantic.
01:09:49
Steve-O
shadow Shadow's got to deal with the fact that all the people he cared back were about were back and then he technically killed them again.
01:09:56
GREASEDAPOLES
This version, this Sonic game is like the Batman forever of the Batmans.
01:09:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
voice yeah Wait, who voices Rouge?
01:09:56
Steve-O
Oh,
01:10:01
GREASEDAPOLES
It's like the most romantic.
01:10:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Is it Mikey mad Madison from Onora?
01:10:04
Steve-O
I have no idea.
01:10:04
GREASEDAPOLES
What
01:10:04
Steve-O
I have no idea. I have no idea.
01:10:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I just imagined
01:10:08
Steve-O
it is It is cool, though, when you go into the...
01:10:09
GREASEDAPOLES
are you doing?
01:10:10
Steve-O
ah You go into the Sonic 3 DLC and your voice suddenly changes to Keanu's voice.
01:10:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Uh...
01:10:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. yeah oh Yeah.
01:10:17
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:10:18
Steve-O
it's It's a neat little touch. Anyway, i was I was shocked with well how fun that is. I've been playing that. I've also been playing some of Monster Hunter Wilds.
01:10:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let me, I want to hear about this.
01:10:30
GREASEDAPOLES
How wild.
01:10:32
Steve-O
um I mean, if you're trying to get a multiplayer party together, it's almost super wild.
01:10:34
Twin Cheaks
de i won i haven't played I haven't played with anybody.
01:10:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, wow.
01:10:38
Steve-O
Too hard.
01:10:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Deep cuts, Steve.
01:10:41
Twin Cheaks
It's just been solo.
01:10:42
Steve-O
I tried and it's very frustrating, especially when you're like, just started the game. Cause it's like in that game, it's like, in my head, it's like, okay. You want to form your little monster party and you're going go to go do all the story missions together.
01:10:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
01:10:53
Twin Cheaks
Right, right.
01:10:53
Steve-O
And it's like, it's like, nah, we're to make this really complicated. And there's like eight systems to try and like have you linked together. But it's like you guys can't watch cut scenes together. So if you do a part of the story where there's a cut scene, you can't be together.
01:11:10
Steve-O
But once you start fighting a monster, you can. So you have to form like a link party in order to like get the people together. And then when you're in the link party and you get to a point in the story where there's a battle, then you can be like, Hey, you guys can like finally jump in on me.
01:11:29
Steve-O
So it's, it's, it seems really overly complicated to the point of like unnecessary steps.
01:11:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, well, do you think it's, like, because they're, like, you really shouldn't be in multiplayer until you, like, you beat the game?
01:11:42
Steve-O
I don't know.
01:11:42
Twin Cheaks
Well, I mean, no, because if you beat the game, it's still going to be kind of weirdly complicated anyway to get together, it seems.
01:11:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I guess, yeah.
01:11:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:11:50
Twin Cheaks
You know?
01:11:50
Steve-O
It's, it's weird. Cause it's like the people who like, I know who were big fans of like the other ones are like monster in a rise, fixed all this. Like we just formed a party and just watched all the cut scenes together and just played like,
01:12:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah I mean, I remember a world being complicated, but not as.
01:12:01
Twin Cheaks
Oh, it's not, it's not like, dude, it's kind of, and don't take this the wrong way, Chris, but what I've been seeing is like, It's kind of a lot like the Souls crowd, where it's like the quality of life stuff is just accepted at this point.
01:12:17
Twin Cheaks
And if they change it or make it easier, it might fuck the Monster Hunter hardcore's brains up about it, you know?
01:12:25
Steve-O
No, because I was playing with the Monster Hunter hardcores and they were all fucked up about it They didn't know what the fuck to do.
01:12:28
Twin Cheaks
Are they getting mad?
01:12:34
Twin Cheaks
Well, they not yeah, i mean I mean, I haven't played with any... I haven't even tried to do that stuff, so I don't know.
01:12:38
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:12:41
Twin Cheaks
um My frustrations with the game are kind of just, like, general frustrations with the game.
01:12:49
Steve-O
That's fair.
01:12:49
Twin Cheaks
Like, stuff stuff that they stuff that they probably could have fixed or streamlined better. Because, like, i played a little bit of Monster Hunter World, and in that game,
01:13:00
Steve-O
Yes.
01:13:02
Twin Cheaks
the target system is pretty pointless because it doesn't hold the target. Like if you move the camera, it takes the target off and it's not like, it doesn't work like, like dark souls does where if you have, if you have a target on the boss or whatever, it just stays on there.
01:13:09
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:13:19
Steve-O
No, it is not like Z targeting.
01:13:20
Twin Cheaks
It does not work like that at all.
01:13:21
Steve-O
Uh-uh.
01:13:22
Twin Cheaks
And like, and I guess like the explanation Tim gave me, which is, um, you know, kind of like the monster hunter apologist excuse, but like not, not, I don't mean that in like a derogatory.
01:13:33
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:13:35
Twin Cheaks
I mean, I do kind of it a derogatory way, but like, but like the, but like he explained it and he explained what was wrong with that thinking.
01:13:37
GREASEDAPOLES
You
01:13:43
Twin Cheaks
And the the thinking is, is because before, if you had to concentrate on like cutting a piece of their tail off or a piece of their arm off, like having a target that's just on center mass of, of the monster would negate that.
01:13:58
Twin Cheaks
Right. But now they have the new fucking focus system where you can hold L2 and it'll focus on the the wounds on on on the on the monster, right?
01:14:08
Steve-O
Yeah, you can like be precise in like your attacks in this one.
01:14:08
Twin Cheaks
So...
01:14:13
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's just like... Because, like, that's the thing. like I'm playing... I don't know what weapon you're using, but I'm using the charge blade weapon.
01:14:20
Steve-O
Okay, I'm using the longsword.
01:14:23
Twin Cheaks
So the charge blade, the way it works is you do a charged attack by holding down, like, circles. And then letting go. And then when you do a charge attack. It allows you.
01:14:33
Twin Cheaks
store up energy. And to hold it in these little things. That are called vials or whatever. so that you can unleash. like Like later on. When you're ready.
01:14:44
Twin Cheaks
You can unleash a very powerful elemental attack. Right. By doing like a combo.
01:14:48
Steve-O
okay
01:14:50
Twin Cheaks
And it's kind of cool. Devin you would love it. Because he attaches the shield to the edge of the sword. And basically becomes a chainsaw sword.
01:14:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think I played something like that in World, I think.
01:14:59
Twin Cheaks
And it's really cool.
01:15:03
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so what happens, though, since the fucking targeting system is broken and I'm used to actual real games, like Elden Ring, where, like, the targeting system works, is I charge up my move and I do the big fucking fat move, but since I, since, like, you kind of, like, can't, you can't aim and you can't control the direction where it's going and if your, and if your target comes off, like,
01:15:28
Twin Cheaks
It just, like, fucking whiffs. And it sucks, because, like, I work so hard to charge the blade up, and then, like, I'm ready to unleash this big attack.
01:15:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and
01:15:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i'm not gonna lie that kind of sounds exactly that sounds like how they've all been though like well it feels so bad when you miss but when you hit it's like i guess it's like the dark souls where it's like it's really frustrating until you beat it and then you're like yeah yeah
01:15:37
Twin Cheaks
And, like, and south yeah it Yeah, sounds shitty, right? Like, I don't know if, like, I'm just spoiled.
01:15:53
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but it like it just it just feels like mechanically like I shouldn't be worried about what direction my my person is facing. like
01:16:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:01
Twin Cheaks
I shouldn't be looking at that if I'm like calculating um a combative move. you know Because in Elden Ring and Dark Souls, it's like, oh, if you're targeted on the on the dude and you heavy strike it, you're going to hit it in the direction of the dude.
01:16:06
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:16:18
Twin Cheaks
right
01:16:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:16:20
Twin Cheaks
Like, imagine, Chris, imagine if you're fighting fucking consort radon and you charge up your fucking your blasphem blasphemous blade uh weapon art right but in the middle of it you move the camera with the right stick and it just whiffs and then you eat shit and then you eat shit yeah like it doesn't it doesn't track yeah and and the the the shitty thing about it is like there is a targeting system but it's only just so like
01:16:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, it doesn't track? It doesn't track with...
01:16:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:16:47
Twin Cheaks
you can choose which, like, if there's multiple monsters, you can choose which monster. Like, I don't know, maybe I'm just, like, not used to the way Monster Hunter combat is, but, like, it just it just feels mechanical.
01:16:59
Twin Cheaks
Like, because that this shit that doesn't happen in God of War either, you know? Like, it's not like you just whiff if you're not, you know?
01:17:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:17:05
Twin Cheaks
it just feels like, it feels like you're, there's too much manual camera work stuff involved.
01:17:13
Steve-O
Monster Hunter and the Souls games are two series that kind of came out around the same time or got popular at the same time, and they kind of ran tandem together.
01:17:14
Twin Cheaks
who
01:17:24
Twin Cheaks
They should feel similar, right?
01:17:24
Steve-O
And.
01:17:26
Twin Cheaks
I feel like they should feel similar.
01:17:27
Steve-O
there there is there There is the similarity.
01:17:27
Twin Cheaks
Because you're dodging. You're rolling. rolling
01:17:31
Steve-O
Because I remember like playing both of them back of the day. And like you know they were both series where like they've they've drastically improved and like added niceties and things.
01:17:41
Steve-O
um But it's one of those things where I remember playing like old school Monster Hunter like back on like the Wii And like I played the demo and I was like, all right, let's see why so many people like this game.
01:17:53
Steve-O
And it didn't even have that like camera snap on, John. It was,
01:17:57
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, yeah, so you're kind of just manually controlling it like it's a mouse and keyboard the whole time.
01:18:01
Steve-O
were constantly manually controlling it. um yeah All that aim stuff is new to this one.
01:18:08
Twin Cheaks
Right.
01:18:08
Steve-O
So like it's targeting for wounds, that was just stuff that you kind of had to hope your weapon had like an animation to aim in an area you were like prone to hit.
01:18:12
Twin Cheaks
You had to, yeah.
01:18:16
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, or you like you're you're aiming for the tail, like you should be able to see the tail and like, and strike at the tail, right?
01:18:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:18:23
Twin Cheaks
So, don't know.
01:18:23
Steve-O
And one of the most annoying things was like, it wasn't like a big open world. So like when the monsters ran away, yeah they ran to little different areas because yeah it was on like a PlayStation or like the Wii.
01:18:36
Steve-O
It would be like, all right, this monster was in this area, but it's running away from you. So it's running off the map. And then you would run and try and chase it. And it would be like loading and you'd have to wait like 30 seconds.
01:18:47
Steve-O
And then it would take you to another area and you were still chasing it.
01:18:47
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, render, yeah.
01:18:50
Steve-O
And you'd have to chase it through this area and it would run out of that area. And you would just be like, what the, like, I am just chasing this thing into like loading zones. Yeah. And I remember it being so frustrating.
01:19:00
Twin Cheaks
um
01:19:00
Steve-O
And that's why World was like the first one that I was like, OK, it got rid of that stuff. It still feels weird with like how you're fighting. It's like it's one of those games where like the the link between the Souls games and this one in my mind was always like the animation priority where like if you hit a button, like you're kind of locked to it a little bit less.
01:19:18
Steve-O
So with Monster Hunter, they're adding more cancels to the moves, it looks like.
01:19:19
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. I just...
01:19:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Amen.
01:19:22
Twin Cheaks
ah the The thing that feels worse... like I don't want to compare it to Dark Souls still because like that's a game where like if they if they fuck everything else up, like the UI and the quality of life stuff, and like if everything else is fucked up in the in the Dark Souls game, the combat is going to be absolutely 100 million percent perfect and it's nothing's going to touch it.
01:19:32
Steve-O
Right.
01:19:43
Twin Cheaks
like It's going to be...
01:19:43
Steve-O
Right.
01:19:44
Twin Cheaks
like That's going to be the the whole thing. So...
01:19:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:19:48
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:19:48
Twin Cheaks
Like, I don't want to compare it to that.
01:19:50
Steve-O
No, well, that's the thing.
01:19:50
Twin Cheaks
But I do want to compare it to...
01:19:51
Steve-O
I think the the Souls games and Elden Ring specifically has run past the Monster Hunter series, and I think this is more apt with being compared with, like, Dragon's Dogma 2.
01:19:52
Twin Cheaks
yeah but...
01:19:58
Twin Cheaks
No.
01:20:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:20:00
Twin Cheaks
No, that's what I want to say. It's like, if I compare directly to Dragon's Dogma 2, the combat in Dragon's Dogma 2, like, feels... still feels better than this game. Like, it just... Like, because they even let you... Like, in Dragon's Dogma 2, there's the whole thing where you can, like, jump on top of the...
01:20:16
Twin Cheaks
enemy and like hold on to him using your stamina and yeah and you can kind of like sometimes you can kind of do that in this game and it just happens randomly for me like there's no like exactly there's the it's not intuitive enough it's not as intuitive as dragon's dogma is where it's like you know what you're doing like you can see your stamina bar kind of go down but like i don't know it's there's just like it's it just feels it doesn't feel
01:20:18
Steve-O
climb them and stuff. Yeah.
01:20:25
Steve-O
That happens randomly to me. I don't know how to like random, like, so like have it happen 100% the time.
01:20:46
Twin Cheaks
like a polished combat experience. Dragon's Dog 2 does. And I don't know, you remember me fucking glazing that game when while I was playing it, right?
01:20:54
Steve-O
Yeah. I think it was like the the later part of that game that kind of pulled you out.
01:20:56
Twin Cheaks
And then, like, it was everything else that, yeah, that that kind of that kind of killed the game for me. And I was like, Devin, don't play this, because you might not know when the world ends, and then the your game's going to end, you're going to start over.
01:21:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Do you think...
01:21:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, do you think... And it's only just because like Digital family Foundry seems to be pretty down on it but do you think any of that has to do with performance?
01:21:17
Twin Cheaks
No.
01:21:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
01:21:18
Twin Cheaks
It feels fine.
01:21:18
Steve-O
my My performance has been fine.
01:21:18
Twin Cheaks
Like, ah spread it it's the design.
01:21:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Like combat feeling weird or anything like that?
01:21:20
Steve-O
i did I did feature my first graphical like oddity today where like I killed a big boss and the game was just like, here's a giant flashing black orb of graphical like incorrectness.
01:21:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:21:34
Twin Cheaks
Oh, weird.
01:21:36
Steve-O
And i was like I was like, I can't see anything.
01:21:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Cool.
01:21:38
Steve-O
It's like strobing, it's flashing.
01:21:40
GREASEDAPOLES
We play pets cop.
01:21:42
Steve-O
It was kind of like that.
01:21:42
Twin Cheaks
I mean, my performance it's been like, It's been fine for me. Like, I'm getting anywhere between, like, 45 to 60 frames per second based on how much activity is going on.
01:21:54
Twin Cheaks
Like, if there's there's a lot of grass blades and a lot of lightning, then and I'll dip a little bit.
01:21:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:22:00
GREASEDAPOLES
You guys both playing this on PC.
01:22:00
Twin Cheaks
But, like, I haven't i haven't crashed.
01:22:02
Steve-O
yeah
01:22:03
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I haven't crashed at all. It's just, like, stuff that I feel like... Like, I thought... And and even, like, the the village areas and the the NPC areas feel very similar to Dragon's Dogma 2.
01:22:17
Twin Cheaks
So, like, you can tell that, you know, there's there's some overlap in the design choices there. So, like that's why i feel like, that's why I feel like combat should feel better.
01:22:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:22:22
Steve-O
it's It is weird.
01:22:26
Twin Cheaks
It should feel more like Dragon's Dogma 2 and less like Monster Hunter for the Wii, you know? Like, i don't know.
01:22:32
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:22:33
Twin Cheaks
that's just That's just my two cents. like um Again, i'm not ah I'm not a diehard Monster Hunter guy, so I'm not going to, like, pretend that my opinion on the game is... is better than like somebody who's who's a seasoned veteran of the game you know but like it just feels like the juice the sauce like the juice isn't there you know like i don't know and i i feel
01:22:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:22:55
Steve-O
I'm having fun with it. Like I am having a good time, but it is definitely something where I remember the time I played with monster hunter world where I was like, this isn't a game that i like, I don't love this series.
01:23:08
Steve-O
It's not like resident evil to me, but it is a series that like, I will play and I'm like, all right, I'm having fun.
01:23:10
Twin Cheaks
right
01:23:14
Steve-O
And I remember I was like going into this one and I was like, Oh, you know, I remember like, the fun little like restaurant with like the, the chef that like cooked up the meal for you and made the food look all good.
01:23:26
Steve-O
And it seems like, yeah, everything, and everything in this kind of feels like it's been kind of, I don't know.
01:23:26
Twin Cheaks
You gotta make your own food now. You gotta make your own food now.
01:23:32
Steve-O
I guess they're trying to simplify it, but it also feels overly like pared down where it's like, you're making your own food, but like, you're just kind of like,
01:23:40
Twin Cheaks
And the the inventory and currencies are still a nightmare. I mean, you kind of expect that with a game like this.
01:23:44
Steve-O
yeah. Yeah.
01:23:45
Twin Cheaks
Like, it's like Destiny, where, like...
01:23:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, especially like pre-patch and all that.
01:23:47
Twin Cheaks
so you have Yeah, you have you have too many items, and then you don't... What what sucks, though, is like... And again... It feels bad complaining about this, because like i did I do complain about a little bit in Elden Ring.
01:24:03
Twin Cheaks
like I feel like you should be able to just pause the game when you're in the open world.
01:24:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank
01:24:08
Twin Cheaks
for you know Just, you know, it's whatever. But like this game is... I don't know if the i don't remember if Monster Hunter World does it, but like they really don't let you pause the game at all.
01:24:19
Steve-O
No.
01:24:19
Twin Cheaks
Even if when you even when you're in a cutscene, and what really sucks, and you know call me fucking... stupid or or weird or weirdo like you guys usually do but like I play with inverted I play no no no yeah yeah yeah no you're gonna call me weirdo because that devin does all the time that it does all the time like I'm I'm like I play with inverted camera controls right I always have always inverted vertical so like my down is up my up is down um my on my right stick and it's always been like that ever since Halo 1 I've never changed I never will right
01:24:29
Steve-O
John.
01:24:30
GREASEDAPOLES
You fucking weirdo.
01:24:32
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:24:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
01:24:56
Twin Cheaks
The fucking, the beginning part of the game where you're riding around and making you like, you know, shoot the things with your grapple hook and stuff. What sucks is like the camera control screen and the pause screen is like, it's like you're going through fucking the book of Leviticus in but in the Bible to try to try and get to something.
01:25:17
Twin Cheaks
So like I finally find the camera control that allows me to switch it to inverted vertical and I'm good. But then the next thing that I have to do is aim my fucking grapple hook thing ah to grab items and stuff.
01:25:32
Twin Cheaks
It's not inverted.
01:25:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
um Yeah, there's not just like ah all invert, you know?
01:25:34
Twin Cheaks
does It's not intuitive enough to change that to inverted.
01:25:36
GREASEDAPOLES
a ya
01:25:37
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so I have to go back into the book of Leviticus and find the line and the and the fucking verse where it says, you know, no, so dude.
01:25:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That's so weird.
01:25:49
Twin Cheaks
and it's funny it's like It's like it's so lame. Like it's it's weird. Yeah. It's weird because they don't let you like they don't let you...
01:25:55
GREASEDAPOLES
is is
01:25:56
Twin Cheaks
They don't even let you pause the game like during the fucking tutorial shit.
01:25:58
GREASEDAPOLES
It sounds like the game's getting like a little crunchier.
01:26:00
Twin Cheaks
You know?
01:26:02
GREASEDAPOLES
like Everything's getting more complicated for no reason.
01:26:04
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, i don't know. Maybe I'm just a complainer, Chris.
01:26:06
GREASEDAPOLES
i don't I don't play these games.
01:26:07
Twin Cheaks
But it's...
01:26:07
GREASEDAPOLES
I really, i have no worse.
01:26:09
Twin Cheaks
But it's like, again, like forgive me for for glazing. But like you play a perfect game like Elden Ring.
01:26:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
01:26:17
Twin Cheaks
And then you play like a really good game like Dragon's Dogma 2 that has the same publisher. It's also Capcom.
01:26:22
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:26:23
Twin Cheaks
And then you play this, and it's like, oh, it's still the same old shit. So it's like like, I don't know if they do that because the Monster Hunter community like would freak out if they changed anything.
01:26:35
Twin Cheaks
But like, I don't know, man.
01:26:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, I do remember just like, I feel like Dragon's Dogma probably played like Monster Hunter, I think. I think there was similarity.
01:26:44
Twin Cheaks
It did! i mean i mean, that's what i was like, because my whole spiel when I was playing Dragon's Dogma 2 was like,
01:26:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:26:51
Twin Cheaks
oh, this is the direction they're taking with Monster Hunter, the new Monster Hunter, like, that's gonna be fucking incredible. it's gonna be amazing.
01:26:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:26:58
Twin Cheaks
So I'm, like, kind of, like, setting myself up to be, to be, to get disappointed when they don't, they don't make it anything like the Kava in Dragon's Dogma 2, like, at all. Because the Kava system in Dragon's Dogma 2 is actually pretty godlike.
01:27:11
Twin Cheaks
Like, even, like, the, uh,
01:27:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Do you think if they if you took both games and mixed them together, it would be a great game?
01:27:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
01:27:17
Twin Cheaks
and that's To be honest, Chris, that's what I thought they were going to do. and that's like Why else would they make Dragon's Dogma 2 fucking 25 years later like out of nowhere? you know In the middle of like ah fucking the golden age of of games as a service.
01:27:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:27:33
Twin Cheaks
and Not even the golden age, but like the golden age of like Capcom making really popular Monster Hunter games that millions of people play around the world for decades. right like Why would you make a Dragon's Dogma 2 really good
01:27:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Mm-hmm.
01:27:48
GREASEDAPOLES
if not to set up the next uh let's see
01:27:48
Twin Cheaks
20 years after the first one. yeah if not Yeah, if not to use...
01:27:49
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:27:51
Twin Cheaks
Because, I mean, again, they're not the same franchise, but it's like, you play Resident Evil Village, and you're like, oh, okay.
01:27:57
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah yeah i see i see where you're going and yeah
01:27:57
Twin Cheaks
i see what they I see what they're... I see what they're doing here. you know They got the castle, they got the village. like it's no It's called Village. the game in The game's called Village, and you're like, oh, they're just like setting up their assets for Resident Evil 4 Remake, right?
01:28:11
Twin Cheaks
like And that's ended that ended up being what they were doing.
01:28:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's all that game was. just setup for everything.
01:28:15
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it was just like...
01:28:15
GREASEDAPOLES
It wasn't even a real game. It's not a real game.
01:28:17
Twin Cheaks
them you them making money developing Resident Evil 4.
01:28:21
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:28:22
Twin Cheaks
Like, that's what it was. So, like, I don't know, man.
01:28:23
Steve-O
They're like, are you guys interested? interested I think that the thing with, you know Monster Hunter and Dragon's Dogma, the big thing about it is the the people, their favorite thing about it is the fact that it's like you and like a bunch of your friends can like jump in and just all fight the same monster together.
01:28:39
Steve-O
And that is...
01:28:41
Twin Cheaks
And that, I mean, that was the cool part of Dragon's Dogma 2. It was like, you're camping with your friends. Like, they're not your actual friends, but, like, you're camping with your NPC broskies, and you're fucking, you know, you could die at any second.
01:28:53
Steve-O
Right. But I'm saying like that they were, they were like, all right, let's take those, those camping concepts and stuff and like put it in this.
01:28:55
Twin Cheaks
it's cool why did they take Why don't they take more stuff from Dragon's Alpha 2 and put in this?
01:28:59
Steve-O
But it's, it's strange to me because they, well, like the thing is, it's like, I'm trying to, I'm trying to see it like the monster hunter fan base that like absolutely love monster hunter because a hundred percent of them are like, Oh, I don't give a shit about the fucking story.
01:29:04
Twin Cheaks
Like, why don't they do that? Okay.
01:29:15
Steve-O
I just skip all the cut scenes and I just keep just going to fight the monsters. Yeah.
01:29:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's about it's about the outfits......................
01:29:21
Twin Cheaks
I mean, no but there's a, you know, and that, there's a, the the nuance to that is, is, is just comes with the games as a service thing. Cause I'll tell you the same thing, you know?
01:29:29
Steve-O
No, no, I get that. But my my thing is, it's like, they go so hard in this one to make the story be like, always in your face.
01:29:36
Twin Cheaks
Oh, with this story. Yeah.
01:29:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Whoop.
01:29:39
Steve-O
And you're always kind of having to like, be on you, you you get on you get on your chocobo.
01:29:40
Twin Cheaks
See, this is what I was telling. This is what i was telling you guys.
01:29:46
Steve-O
And you go on this like guided tour to the next spot where you fight the monsters.
01:29:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and
01:29:53
Steve-O
And that's the coolest part of this game is it's just like, when you get to the monster fights,
01:29:55
Twin Cheaks
these are These are the arguments I would get in.
01:29:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
01:29:58
Twin Cheaks
this These are arguments I would get in with people saying that they shouldn't be PvP and and Destiny, they should just force the story interface. like Then you just run into shit like this, where nobody cares.
01:30:06
Steve-O
if If they paired it down to the point where it was just like, you're in your little base camp and somebody goes, hey, there's this monster tearing up this part of the world. Go there.
01:30:18
Steve-O
And then you could like easily like have all your buddies already with you and just go there.
01:30:22
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, and then you could find you can find the lore stuff that... it's already developed on the back end and like the like the way dark souls does it and like the weapon descriptions and like random shit that you've you find in the in the open world and you read about it and then you know content creators can make a living off of making lore videos yeah you know you know like like it works for it works for from software it works for bungie probably world warcraft probably does similar shit right and like diablo and stuff and diablo yeah
01:30:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Print money, John.
01:30:42
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:30:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Just print money.
01:30:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, they keep the lore on the outside and let you play the game.
01:30:55
Twin Cheaks
And they let you go after the lore stuff if you're interested in in it. But, like, the main the main concern is, like, just get into the game fucking and get it done.
01:30:59
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
01:31:03
Steve-O
Yeah, it's...
01:31:03
Twin Cheaks
You know? I don't
01:31:05
Steve-O
This game features some of the best-looking crying children I've ever seen in a video game.
01:31:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Jesus.
01:31:09
Twin Cheaks
know.
01:31:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Christ, Steve.
01:31:11
Steve-O
No, it's like...
01:31:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Do you really pay attention to that?
01:31:14
Steve-O
No, because it's just like it's in your face in the story non-stop.
01:31:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
01:31:17
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:31:18
Steve-O
And it's like, I'm just trying to fight monsters.
01:31:21
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, just let me fucking slay this dragon, dude.
01:31:22
GREASEDAPOLES
ha ha ha
01:31:22
Steve-O
I'm just trying to fight monsters.
01:31:24
Twin Cheaks
Just let me fight this dragon.
01:31:24
Steve-O
Because like, the the game is constantly beating at your door where it's like, these monsters scare children! And you're like, I get But then there's a lot of points in the game where it's like, just a monster's existing.
01:31:36
Steve-O
It's just this big monster living in its domain. It's not bothering anyone. And your character's like, I need to fucking kill that monster. And you're like, why? he didn't do anything.
01:31:47
Steve-O
It's just sitting there. And he's like,
01:31:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It sounds like, you I have a movie for you.
01:31:50
Steve-O
oh
01:31:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's called How to Train Your Dragon. and This sounds exactly like the plot of How to Train Your Dragon.
01:31:54
Steve-O
it might yeah I've never seen it, but hey, it might be.
01:31:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and Dude, you'd be, you would honestly be surprised.
01:31:59
Steve-O
Also, this game has such a fucking boner for camping.
01:32:01
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Yeah.
01:32:03
Steve-O
i will be in the middle I will be in the middle of a monster fight, and I'll be chasing the monster, and in the middle of the chase, my character will go, oh, that looks like a great spot to set up a tent, and I'm like, you motherfucker, just chase the monster.
01:32:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, that's, yeah, that's, I remember that.
01:32:16
Twin Cheaks
yeah yeah
01:32:20
GREASEDAPOLES
wants to sleep, man.
01:32:21
Steve-O
He did it three times on the same chase. He found three camping spots.
01:32:24
GREASEDAPOLES
He's tired. Dude's tired, dude.
01:32:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't can respect that.
01:32:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Come on.
01:32:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You sleepy, dude.
01:32:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that's a good place to sleep.
01:32:29
Steve-O
oh
01:32:31
GREASEDAPOLES
and What if your character kept saying that while were playing?
01:32:31
Steve-O
summer
01:32:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm so tired.
01:32:33
Steve-O
ah i like That's the thing.
01:32:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, my God.
01:32:36
Steve-O
there are There are moments where I'm like, wow, this is a spectacle.
01:32:36
GREASEDAPOLES
Enough! I don't want to it anymore.
01:32:41
Steve-O
like This is like kind of like semi-uncharted-esque spectacle.
01:32:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I will say that game definitely looks better than I thought it would. When you guys just showed me your characters, and I was like, wow.
01:32:53
Twin Cheaks
The character creation in Dragon's Dogma was better.
01:32:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
These graphics are crazy.
01:32:56
Steve-O
Dude, John, you nailed you nailed it though, man.
01:32:56
Twin Cheaks
It was better in Dragon's Dogma.
01:32:58
Steve-O
I spent three hours on my character creator just fucking with sliders and stuff.
01:33:02
Twin Cheaks
No, so did bro!
01:33:03
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:33:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it
01:33:03
Twin Cheaks
So did I! And my plan was...
01:33:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You're right.
01:33:06
Twin Cheaks
This is my original plan. My plan was to...
01:33:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Good Jamaica.
01:33:09
Twin Cheaks
My original plan was to make my character midnight like at midnight when the game came out, and then I'll play it the next day.
01:33:15
Steve-O
yeah
01:33:16
Twin Cheaks
Right? But I ended up falling asleep early, so I got up early, spent ah spen three hours...
01:33:19
Steve-O
I did the same thing. i wanted to play it midnight. just slept.
01:33:23
Twin Cheaks
spent Spent three hours in character creation. I was like, right, y'all, like, I gotta work. I gotta to go to work now. So I'll save my character profile that I worked really hard on.
01:33:34
Twin Cheaks
and then i'll ah And then I'll just close the game out and then open it up later. And I opened up later and all my shit was, I actually made two characters.
01:33:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh,
01:33:42
Twin Cheaks
I made fucking T-Hawk and I made Arthur Morgan, right? I made T-Hawk with his Palico, whose name is Tomahawk Buster. That's how it was. That's how I did it Monster Hunter World. And then I made um Arthur.
01:33:56
Twin Cheaks
i made fat, chubby Arthur.
01:33:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
with
01:33:58
Twin Cheaks
And and the I made the the little cat a mustache. And I named him Dutch. And they were gone, dude, when I opened the game up later.
01:34:07
GREASEDAPOLES
Huh.
01:34:08
Twin Cheaks
And it really deflated me.
01:34:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Wait, just deleted your characters?
01:34:12
Twin Cheaks
So I guess since I didn't officially start the game right after I created my character, even though I saved the character profile, it didn't create a file to save it to.
01:34:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh. That's stupid. a
01:34:23
Twin Cheaks
Which is annoying, and again, I'll, I'll, I will keep fucking glazing Dragon's Dogma 2, even though I didn't really like that game that much, like, overall last year.
01:34:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
01:34:32
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, you could do that in Elm Ring. You could save a character and not start the game.
01:34:36
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, and you can go back to it, yeah. No, and and Dragon's Dogma 2,
01:34:37
Steve-O
Now, I had that problem with Dragon's Dogma 2, where I got to...
01:34:43
Twin Cheaks
wait, you, you,
01:34:44
Steve-O
I got to a point in Dragon's Dogma 2, remember? And then it like was like, oh, okay, well, this happened. You kind of got to a point where you like kind of messed up.
01:34:51
Twin Cheaks
oh, yeah, yeah.
01:34:52
Steve-O
And I was like, all right, well, let me boot this save up. And it started me from the beginning of the game. It just wiped all my saves.
01:34:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Ooh, it's gonna hurt.
01:34:58
Steve-O
And I was like, you motherfucker.
01:35:00
GREASEDAPOLES
It's gonna hurt.
01:35:01
Twin Cheaks
yeah that can Yeah, it's almost like they love... like they Yeah, they like to ah like to make it...
01:35:05
Steve-O
They love setting you back, Capcom. They're like, we got your money.
01:35:10
Twin Cheaks
They're like, oh, FromSoftware does this to their communities? Let's take it a step further and actually make it like hard to like do like regular shit in the game.
01:35:21
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:35:23
Twin Cheaks
But, I don't know, man.
01:35:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, it's funny. As as someone who like thinks like about Capcom, I'm like, Capcom might be like my pound for pound like favorite like game developer across you know ah generations.
01:35:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I realize like I hate everything that isn't just like a single player game for them. I'm like, no like i did not
01:35:44
GREASEDAPOLES
Wait, you don't Street Fighter?
01:35:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, single player, I guess like I'm in like Dragon's Dog. I was like, I don't know. I played Monster Hunter World and I was like, not for me.
01:35:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'm just kind of like, yeah, this just sounds fucking like a horrible experience. Like, why would I ever want to do that? And I don't know, man. It's just like, I'm just like, just can't be evil.
01:36:06
Twin Cheaks
I think the 89 is too high for this game, to be honest.
01:36:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Whoa.
01:36:09
Steve-O
I agree. i agree.
01:36:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I will say it seemed low considering we all were ready to bet the farm on it for Fantasy Critic.
01:36:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, we were all like, oh, $30, $40.
01:36:21
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's so it's about, and it it's in the same boat, it's the same boat as Dragon's Dogma 2.
01:36:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:36:24
GREASEDAPOLES
I think if they didn't give this score, they didn't give a high score, all the fans would camp out in front of the Metacritic offices. Like they're characters from the game.
01:36:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:36:34
Steve-O
This looks like a great camping spot.
01:36:35
GREASEDAPOLES
And eat meat. They just sleep out there and they don't want to deal with that. Nobody wants to deal with that.
01:36:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, which I can respect to an extent.
01:36:44
GREASEDAPOLES
They're stinky. These guys who play this game.
01:36:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They're stinky dudes, bro.
01:36:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Monster Hunter games?
01:36:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Just stinky bros, man.
01:36:50
GREASEDAPOLES
Most of them are stinky.
01:36:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
what are you going to do?
01:36:52
GREASEDAPOLES
Don't tell Tim I said this. Please, keep it down.
01:36:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Don't tell us that, bro.
01:36:54
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I don't... People are... It's like crap to people.
01:36:59
GREASEDAPOLES
I know.
01:36:59
Twin Cheaks
And I kind of get it, but like at the same time, it's like... i don't know if... I
01:37:08
Twin Cheaks
i don't know if there's a lot of overlap between the Souls community in this and this game. like the the I don't know if there's somebody who's who's a hardcore for both both franchises, right?
01:37:22
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, I honestly I I have no interest.
01:37:26
Twin Cheaks
Because Amir bought this game and I think he's been playing on PS5.
01:37:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:37:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
01:37:30
Twin Cheaks
He was playing Elden Ring this morning. like um but I said something.
01:37:32
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:37:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you
01:37:35
Twin Cheaks
i almost said something to him, but I don't have to because I know.
01:37:37
GREASEDAPOLES
you got You got nothing to prove to anybody.
01:37:40
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I mean...
01:37:40
Steve-O
I'm curious when you do like a run with some people, John, like how your opinion will be, because it does feel good when like you and like, three other people are just like beating the shit out of a monster
01:37:56
Twin Cheaks
Right, yeah. I mean, it felt like that with your NPC buddies in Dragon's Dogma 2, too. too Like, you know? Yeah, maybe the game just isn't good for solo queuing or solo playing, but like...
01:38:09
Steve-O
it It is interesting to me to see all the monster hunter heads just like hard rush to end game.
01:38:15
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I mean, that's...
01:38:15
Steve-O
Because timbert Tim ran credits like literally like before 7pm the launch day.
01:38:20
Twin Cheaks
Nah, but that, I guess, that's how it is, right? For these types of games.
01:38:23
Steve-O
Right.
01:38:24
Twin Cheaks
So I guess, like...
01:38:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:38:26
Twin Cheaks
That's A2, same thing for me, like, gotta reach max light, and then I can start actually worrying about Rant. Like, that, because that's the thing, it kind of makes the game not not really fun to play, like, in a vacuum, right?
01:38:39
Twin Cheaks
would have put on all this fucking blue gear, because it's high level, and then I'm just gonna rush to to get to the endgame so I can get max light, and then And then I'll, I can start, you know, I can start nitpicking the story and stuff from there and the design choices.
01:38:52
Twin Cheaks
So I guess it's the same thing with this. It's the same thing with like Diablo, i I guess too. Like it's just, it's, you know, it's that's just how these games are.
01:38:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. I guess it's like, it sounds like i I would not be surprised if you guys weren't playing this in two weeks. If you guys were like, eh, you know.
01:39:07
Twin Cheaks
mean, and that, and that's what, that was my buyer's remorse too. Like, cause I'm just like, I'm, I know I'm not going to put, I'm not going to put, 200 hours into this game like I don't think you know so like why did I buy it because I have FOMO
01:39:17
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah.
01:39:20
Steve-O
I got gifted a copy. i didn't even you know, normally I probably would have been like, oh, so many people are hyped about this. Let me get the digital super deluxe edition that I would have been like, uh, um, yeah.
01:39:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Hmm.
01:39:33
Steve-O
Like, I think it's like from the outside, like looking at it is a game where I'm like, I'm still trying to see that like fascination.
01:39:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, like, what's the big deal?
01:39:44
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I'm curious, yeah.
01:39:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What
Night Reign and Elden Ring Comparisons
01:39:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
does everybody like about this?
01:39:47
Twin Cheaks
and maybe this is how this is how it is with with the people.
01:39:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
For me, and it's all pain.
01:39:52
Twin Cheaks
this is a and um This is how it is with like the people that you know I think they might get it, they might be into Destiny when I was playing Destiny every day.
01:40:02
Steve-O
Right.
01:40:02
Twin Cheaks
It just fizzled out and didn't work out. you know
01:40:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
01:40:06
Twin Cheaks
um But again, like that game is easy to play multiplayer stuff in. like It feels like this is like kind of like convoluted and ah challenge quality of life style and i don't know like elder ring is kind of convoluted like you know to do the multiplayer stuff but it works it still works you know
01:40:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Sure. It sure does.
01:40:29
GREASEDAPOLES
and and And the game itself is just sounds better.
01:40:29
Steve-O
right
01:40:31
Twin Cheaks
so i'm kind of i'm kind of worried about night rain chris if they're going this direction you know
01:40:35
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, you know, I'm thinking about it too, man. Because, like, I think, because I said this before, that, like, the cool thing about Elden Ring is you kind of take your own time.
01:40:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
01:40:49
GREASEDAPOLES
And kind of explore things when you want to. And go to places when you want to. This is like the opposite of that.
01:40:55
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, it's like you have to it's like you have to be multiplayer or you have to be you have to be a god of the game.
01:41:02
GREASEDAPOLES
And you gotta go fast.
01:41:02
Twin Cheaks
cause you can know
01:41:03
GREASEDAPOLES
And you gotta move.
01:41:03
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, because you can only play solo or you can play with three people, I think.
01:41:04
Steve-O
It's like boss rush, right?
01:41:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:41:09
Twin Cheaks
like That's the only...
01:41:09
GREASEDAPOLES
and And I heard.
01:41:10
Twin Cheaks
Rain.
01:41:10
GREASEDAPOLES
ah i can't remember who played the beta. But like somebody said that.
01:41:14
Twin Cheaks
Rain.
01:41:15
GREASEDAPOLES
think it was Rain. No. It was somebody else that brought it up. That. They were playing and somebody dropped out in the middle of a boss fight. And there was like, it was, it was in impossible.
01:41:25
Twin Cheaks
Ooh, that's...
01:41:26
GREASEDAPOLES
Like you.
01:41:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah, that seems like would suck.
01:41:27
Twin Cheaks
Well, ah you only play with your friends, man. Only play with your friends, Chris.
01:41:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. That's kind of what it feels like. I'm going to
01:41:35
Twin Cheaks
And what really sucks about, and I keep bringing this up too, but like the fact that it's not cross-play is like really... like It really gets under my skin.
01:41:42
GREASEDAPOLES
sucks. Yeah.
01:41:43
Twin Cheaks
Because it's like... I don't know.
01:41:46
GREASEDAPOLES
I, I, you know, then again,
01:41:48
Twin Cheaks
But it's only 40 bucks.
01:41:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Thank you.
01:41:49
Twin Cheaks
It's only 40 bucks.
01:41:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Here's the deal, John. i said the same thing about Elden Ring. So, what the fuck, man? I don't know. What do I know?
01:41:55
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, but this game, this game but Night Reign is like, Night Reign is like multiplayer. It's the multiplayer version of Elden Ring, so I feel like...
01:42:03
GREASEDAPOLES
I know. It's ah it's it's a risk. It's a definite jump into...
01:42:07
Twin Cheaks
But they probably didn't want to didn't want to run into like any random issues that... And again, they're not really... They're not, you know, they don't have... They probably have just started building infrastructure within their developers to make these things work.
01:42:23
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:42:26
GREASEDAPOLES
right
01:42:26
Twin Cheaks
Whereas, like, Capcom and, like, Bungie have been doing it for years. So, like, make...
01:42:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, this is a total gamble. They've never done anything like that.
01:42:32
Twin Cheaks
good
01:42:33
GREASEDAPOLES
You're absolutely right. there's This is untrotted water for Kumsak.
01:42:34
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, so...
01:42:38
Twin Cheaks
I mean, the the way I see it, though, like, if this game is, like, ultimately, like, a mini-flop, like, it's not gonna matter. Because they'll just...
01:42:47
GREASEDAPOLES
It really won't.
01:42:48
Twin Cheaks
And I...
01:42:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:42:49
Twin Cheaks
yeah Yeah, this might be greedy, but, like, part of me, like, hopes it kind of, it's kind of a flop so that they fucking hit the panic button and just give, just announce Bloodborne 2.
01:42:57
GREASEDAPOLES
make blood work
01:42:59
Twin Cheaks
They just, like the Bloodborneium inside me is like, what the hope this fails so they hit the panic button.
01:43:03
GREASEDAPOLES
well i don't i don't think that way i i like i want a good game to play with a good multiplayer game to play that's in the other universe that's cool i'm down with that i'm down with the character archetypes i think that's really neat i'm down with the weapon system that they have
01:43:14
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:43:22
GREASEDAPOLES
where it has attributes and buffs, and just holding on to weapons gives you gives you like different abilities and shit. All that stuff's awesome. But it's just the aspect of being a boss rush and being like Fortnite.
01:43:35
GREASEDAPOLES
That makes me like, don't know about that.
01:43:39
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I mean, but also, like, if this was, like, $70 game, like, yeah, I could see, ah could be more wary about whether or not this is going to be worth it. But it's $40.
01:43:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Exactly.
01:43:51
Twin Cheaks
So it's, like, <unk> it's almost like they're just like, oh, let's just make some money off of, like, ah just reusing our assets and and doubling down on the multiplayer experience that they probably didn't expect to be as fun as it was in Elden Ring, right?
01:44:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Right.
01:44:06
Twin Cheaks
So that's probably...
01:44:07
GREASEDAPOLES
That's a really good point.
01:44:08
Twin Cheaks
That's probably what they're doing. And then they'll use that money and make Bloodborne 2.
01:44:10
GREASEDAPOLES
I would. There you go.
01:44:12
Twin Cheaks
And everybody will be happy. you
01:44:14
GREASEDAPOLES
i think a success means you would get sequels to these other things. You know what i mean?
01:44:18
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:44:19
GREASEDAPOLES
With my rain.
01:44:19
Twin Cheaks
But also a failure could just be like panic button.
01:44:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Because.
01:44:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:44:22
Twin Cheaks
Let's fucking do it.
01:44:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, it could also, i mean, you know, you don't want it be too much of a success because then they, um, yeah.
01:44:24
Twin Cheaks
Yeah. Because then they'll just do this for now forever. It'll just be GTA Online.
01:44:30
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah well i mean though if it's really good and i'm having a good time i don't know like i this is a gamble and i'm not really i can't i'm not trying to forecast this one
01:44:30
Twin Cheaks
It'll be GTA Online. And then you'll never see another FromSoft game.
01:44:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Not to sound like an old guy, but like, Chris, you're not 16. So you will get tired of it. You know, it's like, you'd be like, dude, I need something else.
01:44:46
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah oh i you know i'm not a multiplayer guy pretty much in general like it's not
01:44:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, it's,
01:44:50
Twin Cheaks
No, but it's like, yeah, but you could be like, yeah, but you could just be a solo guy.
01:44:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, exactly.
01:44:57
Twin Cheaks
You could be hardcore and try get through these solo. But I heard, I heard it's impossible. Like it's going to be impossible.
01:45:02
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Like, I don't know, man. I don't think that's even going to be an option. And that's fine. I mean, I'll try it and I'm going to buy it, but...
01:45:11
Twin Cheaks
But it's like you see you see amir you see Amir and and Paul like playing with the fucking randomizer mod, and it's like, okay, I see why they're doing this. Because these people are using mods to randomize Elden Ring, because they need they need to play more of it, and they need to make it feel fresh.
01:45:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:45:28
Twin Cheaks
And this seems like the easiest thing.
01:45:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you know You know what I think of when I when i see that? I think of the kid playing in the pool by himself. And you're just like, dude, just get out of the pool. And he's like, no, I'm having too much fun.
01:45:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'll make my own fun. And it's like...
01:45:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Why you gotta rag on people's good time, Devin?
01:45:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but Because there was a guy, there was a guy, is the real story.
01:45:45
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:45:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
was a kid I was friends with. He came from, you know, I'll be gracious and say just, you know, his little trashy-esque home life.
01:45:53
Twin Cheaks
Tune. and
01:45:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Broken home.
01:45:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So we had a pool and he was like, yo, you have pools.
01:45:58
GREASEDAPOLES
You can say
01:46:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I had an above ground pool, right? Nothing crazy.
01:46:05
GREASEDAPOLES
it. Oh.
01:46:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, he loved my pool to a point where I was like, hey, I'm going to go inside and like play video games. And i I forgot he was over. And I look outside and he's just like, yeah, that's just punching water.
01:46:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But he must have been out there for another to two hours, dude. yeah would say it's like Cartman when he like bought that theme park and he's just still having fun.
01:46:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:46:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And I'm like, dude, what the fuck?
01:46:29
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:46:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This is weird. Now you've made a weird. That's what I think of the people that play randomizer.
01:46:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Well, Devin, you see, when you make a when you make a masterpiece, people tend to keep playing it even after it loses popularity.
01:46:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think you're a weird human and you shouldn't enjoy things.
01:46:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, listen, I get it. People play randomizer Ocarina of time.
01:46:46
GREASEDAPOLES
It's a masterpiece.
01:46:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i get it. I do.
01:46:49
GREASEDAPOLES
What going to do? You've got to keep looking at it.
01:46:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sickos, dude.
01:46:51
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
01:46:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sick freaks.
01:46:52
GREASEDAPOLES
If I had the Mona Lisa in my house, I'd just keep looking at it all the time.
01:46:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's not impressive.
01:46:55
GREASEDAPOLES
i wouldn't i wouldn't get anything done, Devin.
01:46:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's too small.
01:46:58
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah I know old that painting is. beautiful.
01:47:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You'd forget it was there.
01:47:02
GREASEDAPOLES
I'd look at it.
01:47:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it
01:47:03
GREASEDAPOLES
I'd stare at it.
01:47:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Two, three days max you get over it.
01:47:07
GREASEDAPOLES
I'd put it right next to my Ghostbusters one.
01:47:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, okay. And I'd say I don't know which one's better.
01:47:14
GREASEDAPOLES
I know.
01:47:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
One's definitely more impressive.
01:47:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Wow.
01:47:15
Twin Cheaks
Man, do you think... Here's my tinfoil hat theory, too.
01:47:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Wow.
01:47:19
Twin Cheaks
um Maybe they just didn't do cross-play because they were like, we don't have to. And we'll just make the game $40 and people will just buy it on multiple systems.
01:47:24
Steve-O
Thank you.
01:47:27
Twin Cheaks
And it won't matter.
01:47:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Pretty much. Pretty much.
01:47:29
Twin Cheaks
Because we know. We know they're going to buy it.
01:47:30
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:47:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You fucking know, dude.
01:47:32
GREASEDAPOLES
I mean, I'd probably get it on my Steam Deck just so I could play with you guys. you know like That's already locked in.
01:47:38
Twin Cheaks
I mean, i if that was the... Yeah, I mean, I would get it... I'm probably going to it on Steam Deck, too. And then... If people want to play it on... Like, if I'm really into it, and people want to play it on PS5, then I can...
01:47:49
GREASEDAPOLES
I'd probably get it there, too.
01:47:50
Twin Cheaks
Then I'll buy it on PS5, too.
01:47:51
GREASEDAPOLES
And I'm really liking... I'm having a good time. Yeah.
01:47:55
Twin Cheaks
I mean, I have both...
01:47:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:47:55
Twin Cheaks
I have two copies of Elden Ring. I have one on PS5 and one on Steam, too. You know?
01:48:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, you're right.
01:48:02
Twin Cheaks
So... I have multiple Resident Evil 4s.
01:48:04
GREASEDAPOLES
um We're big dumb simps, I know.
01:48:07
Twin Cheaks
I have a disc of Resident Evil 4 in the box, still. Because I don't have a PS5 that has a fucking disc drive.
01:48:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
but
01:48:13
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:48:13
Twin Cheaks
So... So, you know, i I'm that guy, you know?
01:48:18
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah yeah, you're that guy.
01:48:20
Twin Cheaks
I'm that guy.
01:48:20
GREASEDAPOLES
It's alright. It's alright to be that guy. It's alright.
01:48:23
Twin Cheaks
So, you know. But yeah it is a risk. and I am wary.
01:48:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:48:28
Twin Cheaks
um um You know what?
01:48:28
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
01:48:29
Twin Cheaks
i'll I'll just say this. I'm not going expect it to be, like, fucking groundbreaking, but, like, it definitely has potential be to be that. I'm not going to be surprised if it's um if it's the best game I've ever played in my life, you know?
01:48:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Absolutely.
01:48:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Listen, sky's the limit for FromSoft, in my opinion. Like, every game that comes out, and when it comes out, I'm like, this could be great. This has the potential to be great.
01:48:54
GREASEDAPOLES
That's the way I view, I'm going to view, even Armored Core 6.
01:48:54
Twin Cheaks
At
01:48:57
GREASEDAPOLES
and I haven't played any of the Armored Core games. I'm probably going to buy that on my Steam Deck at some point.
01:49:02
Twin Cheaks
at some point, yeah. yeah
01:49:04
GREASEDAPOLES
And I'm going to be like, wow, this is really great. And it probably will be great.
01:49:07
Twin Cheaks
It's really great. I really do like building my own mech component by component, even though the the science isn't real.
01:49:10
GREASEDAPOLES
yet
01:49:13
GREASEDAPOLES
so
01:49:15
Twin Cheaks
Yeah.
01:49:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Who cares? That's awesome. like i Yeah, I always will give FromSoft the benefit of the doubt.
01:49:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, they've earned it, you know.
01:49:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Always. Always, always, always.
01:49:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Why not?
01:49:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Without a doubt. Alright, is that everything? You want to get to
Warner Bros Gaming News and Cultural Impact
01:49:31
GREASEDAPOLES
the news?
01:49:31
Steve-O
yeah let's get some news.
01:49:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's a...
01:49:32
Steve-O
Let's do so let's do some some quick news.
01:49:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Some quick news. So let's do some bummer quick news. um So Wanda Brothers officially canceled the Wonder Woman game that's been in, it's been rumored.
01:49:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah They also shut down Monolith Productions. Monolith Productions kind of most well known for the Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War games.
01:49:57
Twin Cheaks
Are they going to hold on to that fucking patent forever too?
01:49:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
A bummer, dude.
01:50:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I think so.
01:50:01
Twin Cheaks
and there's
01:50:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That patent doesn't expire until 2036, and I cannot imagine any reason why they would give it up, you know?
01:50:08
Twin Cheaks
That sucks, dude.
01:50:11
GREASEDAPOLES
It's okay, guys. They're just shifting funds from their video game division to their television, reality television division, so they can make more cake shows.
01:50:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and it's...
01:50:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, it's...
01:50:20
GREASEDAPOLES
You ready for more cake shows, guys?
01:50:22
Steve-O
Kick, boys!
01:50:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Cake, boy.
01:50:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Hey, I'm your Cake Boss here. You know, you could have had a Wonder Woman game, but you got me instead.
01:50:29
Twin Cheaks
Well, or, you know, is it is some of that going to that Green Lanterns show that's coming out?
01:50:33
GREASEDAPOLES
Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. That's a positive way to look at it.
01:50:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
01:50:37
Twin Cheaks
A lot of people were ragging on that that screenshot, but I was into it, dude.
01:50:37
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm
01:50:40
Twin Cheaks
I was down.
01:50:41
GREASEDAPOLES
down.
01:50:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, i think i think yeah it's just two guys walking, though.
01:50:42
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm down with that.
01:50:42
Twin Cheaks
you You can even see Hal's ring, too, in that picture.
01:50:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
it's like It doesn't exactly...
01:50:47
Twin Cheaks
i Nah, that's cool.
01:50:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i mean, all right.
01:50:49
Twin Cheaks
It's got aura. It's aura. It's called aura, Devin. It's 2025.
01:50:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fair enough. Fair enough.
01:50:54
Twin Cheaks
Like, what do you want to see? You want to see a fucking floaty green lights everywhere?
01:50:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know what I want to see? I want to Shrek 5, want to see... shrek five chris
01:50:59
Steve-O
Oh my god.
01:51:00
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, bringing up the Shrek guns.
01:51:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i was
01:51:02
Steve-O
oh another thing the internet's been upset about.
01:51:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
how yeah how How does one work up the fervor to get mad about Shrek?
01:51:11
Steve-O
I don't know, dude. i've seen
01:51:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
2025, dude.
01:51:13
Steve-O
I've seen 60-year-old men transvestigating Shrek.
01:51:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Steve.
01:51:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What? Wait, wait, what?
01:51:21
Steve-O
Somebody...
01:51:21
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Can you get a little bit of...
01:51:22
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:51:22
GREASEDAPOLES
You sound like you were going to go on that speech from Blade Runner.
01:51:25
Steve-O
No.
01:51:25
GREASEDAPOLES
I've seen 60-year-old Madden Transvestigator.
01:51:28
Steve-O
ah
01:51:29
GREASEDAPOLES
I've seen boomers yell at one another.
01:51:31
Steve-O
it
01:51:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
others The stars of Orion, yeah.
01:51:36
Steve-O
it was it was i just i saw somebody doing some sort of weird inner eye line but to compare shrek's nose from the original movies to this movie's trailer and i'm like it's fucking shrek it's just fucking shrek come on
01:51:37
GREASEDAPOLES
Was that...
01:51:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you that's really that's ah sorry that's very funny and the more serious they are the funnier it is to me Shrek's an ogre Chris
01:51:58
GREASEDAPOLES
what where is like What is... I'm missing the fervor here. Okay. Thank you for
Shrek Franchise Speculations
01:52:05
GREASEDAPOLES
clearing that up. I'm good now. I said, what's the what is the fervor about?
01:52:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
you know what was the question
01:52:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Is it that...
01:52:10
Steve-O
Yeah, I'll send you, I'll send the picture that I saw into the shit talk.
01:52:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah yeah I need I need
01:52:14
GREASEDAPOLES
It's just that... Is it what you said, Steve? That that alone?
01:52:16
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, it's, it's, it's, this is from Freedom of Truth Updates.
01:52:17
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, Jesus Christ. yeah yay I thought there was something else.
01:52:25
Steve-O
oh
01:52:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Subliminal feminization.
01:52:25
GREASEDAPOLES
What was I expecting?
01:52:26
Steve-O
Subliminal feminization of children's media.
01:52:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yo, dude. the
01:52:31
GREASEDAPOLES
It's like, remember, it's like that scene in Arrested Development where he says the dead bird's in the bag and he looks in it anyway.
01:52:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
And he goes I don't know what I expected.
01:52:38
GREASEDAPOLES
like, it's like, exactly, of course.
01:52:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:52:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I adore this. I'm sorry. This is so funny. Some guys spent more than 10 minutes on this.
01:52:51
GREASEDAPOLES
God damn, dude.
01:52:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm telling you man, he looks weird. He looks weird. Um, well, listen, uh, I was out at Shrek four.
01:52:59
GREASEDAPOLES
wow
01:53:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm sorry, guys. That was me.
01:53:02
Steve-O
I think most people were.
01:53:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I said, oh we're just doing an alternate reality. And then we take it all back. Shrek. Thank you. But no, thank you. Uh, booing his. So, but Hey, you know, Zen days in it is Shrek five.
01:53:17
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm contractually obligated to promote Trek 5 at all times from here on out.
01:53:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Of course.
01:53:22
Steve-O
i really liked Puss in Boots The Last Wish, which...
01:53:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay, but let's talk about Trek.
01:53:27
Steve-O
and well hold on it fucking Hold on, Chris! Because that movie ends with the the that the we're going to ah Shrek land.
01:53:36
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Shrek.
01:53:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay, now we're back around.
01:53:38
Steve-O
you know What is it, Never After Land? In the Hollywood font?
01:53:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, sure.
01:53:41
Steve-O
Yeah, that's that's how that movie ends.
01:53:42
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:53:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and
01:53:43
Steve-O
And I go, ah wow.
01:53:44
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I just thought it'd ended it ended with that Linkin Park song and then Shrek's finger twitches.
01:53:48
GREASEDAPOLES
Drowning in my tears!
01:53:49
Steve-O
Oh, dude.
01:53:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Wrong Linkin Park song.
01:53:52
Steve-O
ah Shrek's hand comes out of dirt.
01:53:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
wrong gro lincoln park song
01:53:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, sorry.
01:53:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
God.
01:53:57
Steve-O
I think they should have did a naked Shrek Terminator 2-ing in a parking lot.
01:54:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You know, dude, I'm going to say if Shrek was a man and not a woman like this new Shrek, ah that would have been, they would have did that because that's when movies were cool.
01:54:07
Steve-O
God damn it. God damn it.
01:54:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Come You're having your fault.
01:54:12
Steve-O
I need your clothes, your boots, your hat, your ass.
01:54:14
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
01:54:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Listen, that's probably a joke that was cut in Shrek 2.
01:54:16
GREASEDAPOLES
Swamp.
01:54:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Shrek 2 was wild, man.
01:54:21
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it was something.
01:54:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Pinocchio has a thong in that movie. It's crazy.
01:54:26
Steve-O
Did Shrek 2 make a billion dollars or close to a billion dollars?
01:54:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like
01:54:29
Steve-O
I heard. When ingested for aflate inflation.
01:54:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let's see. Oh, oh.
01:54:32
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it won like the moral victory that year, at least, right? If not at the box office.
01:54:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I mean, it's Shrek 2, you know? Come on.
01:54:40
GREASEDAPOLES
That's what it's all about, really.
01:54:41
Steve-O
Was Shrek 1 before 9-11 or after?
01:54:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
shre the
01:54:41
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh,
01:54:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Shrek 2, you know what, Steve? It must have, right?
01:54:44
GREASEDAPOLES
wow.
01:54:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Because
Fable Reboot Delays
01:54:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
worldwide, it made $932 million dude. 2004, Shrekamania. Shrekamania. du
01:54:50
Steve-O
damn!
01:54:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
thousand and fourre streomania
01:54:54
GREASEDAPOLES
And you guys are wondering why they're making a fifth one.
01:54:56
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, that was 2004. That was 20 years ago.
01:54:58
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah. You're still going to make some money.
01:55:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Man, you're right. Hey, whatever. Toy Story 5 is coming out. Yeah, fuck it.
01:55:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, dude.
01:55:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Fuck it. Give it to Shrek.
01:55:06
GREASEDAPOLES
Nobody cares anymore. Just throw it all against the wall.
01:55:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I know. ah Speaking of of Shrek, Xbox delays Fable reboot to 2046.
01:55:13
Steve-O
The Shrek of the Xbox console.
01:55:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This was a game where everybody everybody seemed really confident with it was getting delayed, and I just didn't understand it because I was like, there's no way.
01:55:16
GREASEDAPOLES
That's... Yeah, that's pretty apt.
01:55:20
Twin Cheaks
We all knew. We all knew it was going happen.
01:55:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's been out for... it's been fucking 12 years since they announced it.
01:55:28
GREASEDAPOLES
and Who picked this?
01:55:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Stan and did it.
01:55:31
Steve-O
Oh, Stinn.
01:55:31
Twin Cheaks
Stan.
01:55:32
GREASEDAPOLES
spin! Ah.
01:55:33
Twin Cheaks
But he was there he was able to drop it, though, because nobody actually pulled the trigger.
01:55:33
GREASEDAPOLES
and
01:55:36
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
01:55:37
Twin Cheaks
and
01:55:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Nobody counterpicked John. i you tried to counterpick it immediately.
01:55:39
Twin Cheaks
i I tried to do it. like The second the fucking tweet came out, I tried doing it, and it was
01:55:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
tried
Silent Hill Aesthetics
01:55:46
Twin Cheaks
locked out.
01:55:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
locking it in dude.
01:55:46
Twin Cheaks
and
01:55:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Uh, it's a shame.
01:55:50
Twin Cheaks
Try this try the snipes then sucks
01:55:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
the funny The funny rumor, though, is that they're only delaying it, so it comes out at the same time as the PS5.
01:55:59
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
01:55:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Makes me chortle a little bit, I'm not going lie. um But yeah, i don't it's it's just like, they shoot extra footage and it looks good. It just... Fuck, man.
01:56:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
When was that announced? Does anybody remember?
01:56:13
GREASEDAPOLES
Give it like five years, guys.
01:56:14
Steve-O
Oh, dude.
01:56:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
When was...
01:56:15
Steve-O
Fable, I think, is going to be one of those series that's going to just get the Duke Nukem Forever treatment from Xbox.
01:56:22
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's a Ponzi scheme.
01:56:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah i did
01:56:24
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:56:25
GREASEDAPOLES
I think it's this guy...
01:56:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It feels like it.
01:56:27
GREASEDAPOLES
It started with that Peter Milneux
01:56:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:56:30
GREASEDAPOLES
and He made a buttload of money probably scamming some people thinking it was real.
01:56:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
So they they confirmed it in 2020. So It's been a minute. ah This is by Playground Games. It's the Forza guys, which has always seemed a bit weird.
01:56:45
Steve-O
Forza Horizon.
01:56:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. So we haven't been able to really...
01:56:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Forza.
01:56:49
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, the good Forza games.
01:56:50
Steve-O
But good Forza, yeah.
01:56:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but everybody's like, why are you making the race car guys make a fable game?
01:56:51
Twin Cheaks
So... Why not?
01:56:55
Steve-O
They're the only people who make popular games for us.
01:56:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, that and maybe that's probably why it's taking them so long, because they're like, we're making this race car game instead.
01:57:03
GREASEDAPOLES
Shut up, let us make our car game.
01:57:03
Steve-O
Can we make the main character a car?
01:57:05
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:57:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah. Gotta pick class. Bloomberg?
01:57:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, we're going to be just the car game that actually makes money. Yeah,
01:57:10
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:57:11
Steve-O
ah fantasy role-playing car game.
01:57:15
GREASEDAPOLES
ah pick a class
01:57:15
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah they call it, I think it's called Shrek 5.
01:57:18
Steve-O
Oh, coming.
01:57:20
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh, let's see. Hey, uh, notable for me, I guess, uh, and for everyone else, uh, Silent Hill 2 remake dev, Bluebird, Bluebird, Bluebird, Bluebird. That's the word.
01:57:30
GREASEDAPOLES
bloomberg
01:57:31
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. That's I thought. Bluebird team, uh, they're working with Konami again on a mystery game. It's probably Silent Hill related.
01:57:38
Twin Cheaks
Oh my god. sal Silent Hill the room. They're doing that.
01:57:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yay. Hey, fucking.
01:57:42
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, no, not that one.
01:57:43
Twin Cheaks
Oh my god.
01:57:43
Steve-O
Yeah, they're going to skip three.
01:57:44
GREASEDAPOLES
i mean
01:57:44
Steve-O
They're going skip one.
01:57:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Well, you kind of, you can't do three.
01:57:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Why did you skip three?
01:57:48
Steve-O
You can't do three without one.
01:57:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
You can't do three unless you do one.
01:57:51
GREASEDAPOLES
I guess. You just do one.
01:57:52
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Before, no one seems to...
01:57:54
GREASEDAPOLES
One is the one that needs the remake the most.
01:57:56
Steve-O
One is the one that needs the remake the most.
01:57:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, one so cool looking, too, aesthetically. i think I like that more than the fog. The snow, the ash.
01:58:03
Steve-O
it Silent Hill 1 looks like a cursed game.
01:58:09
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, it does.
01:58:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. No, it looks like a... I made this in with PS1 graphics in Blender. You know?
01:58:18
Steve-O
I found this game at a garage sale from a blind old man.
01:58:18
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
01:58:22
GREASEDAPOLES
it's can i Can I qualify this as being visually noisy? That's how I view the first game.
01:58:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
01:58:30
GREASEDAPOLES
Like, it's just...
01:58:30
Steve-O
It is.
01:58:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But like aesthetically, I really like the way it looks. And I like that like the other world just with the siren and again, it's like everything's black.
01:58:34
GREASEDAPOLES
I guess...
01:58:40
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's not foggy. It's black.
01:58:42
Steve-O
Even back in the day, you knew you were like, this kind of looks a little fucked up.
01:58:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It just seems a bit... Yeah.
01:58:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This looks fucked up, dude. These guys are
Pokemon Legends Gameplay Evolution
01:58:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
fucked up who's ever making this.
01:58:51
Steve-O
Dude, I've seen Donkey Kong Country. This looks like shit, but it looks like nasty shit, and I want to play it, Mom.
01:58:57
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah These graphics are way worse than Donkey Kong Country 2.
01:59:01
Steve-O
Buy it for me.
01:59:01
Onimusha Capcom Fa
who I need this, mom.
01:59:03
GREASEDAPOLES
What was that all about? Why were they ragging Donkey Kong Country 2? Oh.
01:59:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, they're saying Donkey Kong Country 2 looks way better.
01:59:09
Steve-O
looks better. That's a visually and more appealing game, but theres this Silent Hill 1, this is a nasty-looking piece of shit.
01:59:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh.
01:59:11
Onimusha Capcom Fa
It's
01:59:14
Onimusha Capcom Fa
just fucked up.
01:59:18
Onimusha Capcom Fa
nasty little bitch game. This Shrek, this looks like Shrek.
01:59:20
Steve-O
Ooh, let me take this turd and shove it back up my butt. It's not done yet.
01:59:24
GREASEDAPOLES
that way how you...
01:59:25
Steve-O
Ugh.
01:59:25
GREASEDAPOLES
Is that a remake? Is that what you're describing?
01:59:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:59:31
Steve-O
Pokemon Legends ZA got...
01:59:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Steve, did you look at this?
01:59:34
Steve-O
oh Yeah, I did.
01:59:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Does it look bad?
01:59:36
Steve-O
it um It's interesting. So it looks bad because it is a Switch game um made by the Pokemon team.
01:59:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. Okay. Alright. Okay. Yeah.
01:59:44
Steve-O
So all their games look like shit and they're probably going run like shit. um
01:59:47
GREASEDAPOLES
Wow.
01:59:47
Steve-O
But this one's interesting because... And I do have to give the Pokemon team credit for always kind of doing something new with their games. So their games are never like, ah, they're just doing the same game.
01:59:59
Steve-O
um This one I don't know how to describe It it is... The combat is not turn-based.
02:00:12
Steve-O
The combat is...
02:00:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay.
02:00:14
GREASEDAPOLES
to like Final Fantasy VII Remake.
02:00:14
Steve-O
like You're issuing commands. It might kind of be like that, but it is like... The moves are based on... like distance So like you can have your Pokemon kind of sidestep some moves ah in in the game. ah The one person has their one bird Pokemon, like try to do like a ah flying dash attack.
02:00:35
Steve-O
And the other like rock Pokemon sets up like a rock wall defense and the bird just flies into the the ah rocks. And then ah like, so it's like, it's you, your moves have cooldowns instead of being like, you know, you did this and then you could do it, you could do it.
02:00:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
02:00:51
Steve-O
So it's like, all right, you're to, you're wait for your time to use your trap move and then you'll do like a hit. So like you can hit twice. It's just, those are on cooldown after you do them. So it's kind of like, they're doing it more like how, like when you watch like the cartoons or the anime and i mean that is the anime, but.
02:01:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That seems cool.
02:01:08
Steve-O
Yeah, it's neat. I kind of have to play it because kind sometimes I just want to play just like a classic RPG. I just don't want to always be in the mood to like be in the battles. I kind of want to be like, all right I'm in a battle. Let me step away and grab a Coke.
02:01:23
GREASEDAPOLES
Not new Pokemon. You gotta be constantly working.
02:01:25
Steve-O
new but Yeah, new Pokemon.
02:01:25
Twin Cheaks
Mm-hmm.
02:01:26
Steve-O
It's like jump to the left, jump to the right.
02:01:26
Onimusha Capcom Fa
gotta be on your shit.
02:01:28
Steve-O
um
02:01:28
GREASEDAPOLES
You gotta be working.
02:01:30
Steve-O
And the weird thing about Legends was the original Pokemon Legends Arceus game took place in the past. This one takes place kind of in the future.
02:01:38
GREASEDAPOLES
ah boy.
02:01:38
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Future modern day.
02:01:39
Steve-O
Future France.
02:01:41
GREASEDAPOLES
They got a big, like, obelisk in the center of the...
02:01:44
Steve-O
Yeah, that that's their Eiffel Tower because this is their fake French city. and and the entire game takes place in this city.
02:01:50
GREASEDAPOLES
La Titi! I don't know
02:01:51
Steve-O
So
Terminator and Mummy Demastered Games
02:01:52
Steve-O
um I'm kind of hoping it's going to be as good as Legends Arceus because that is the Pokemon game that I really liked in the past few years. ah More than their mainline game, Scarlet Violet, which was like their mainline open world game.
02:01:53
GREASEDAPOLES
explain that up.
02:02:05
Steve-O
So let's see.
02:02:07
Onimusha Capcom Fa
All right. Well, listen, continuing a trend that I am very much here for with like these 2D nostalgia based movie games, this Terminator 2D No Fate trailer.
02:02:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
This is like a fucking sick ass game.
02:02:23
Twin Cheaks
Oh, that looks sick. i thought it was I thought it was fake.
02:02:25
Steve-O
oh
02:02:26
Twin Cheaks
I thought that was fake at first.
02:02:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I don't I've never heard of Reef Entertainment or Bitmap, but
02:02:29
Twin Cheaks
But it's real.
02:02:33
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah, dude, this looks cool. I don't know, just the the weird intro in this trailer itself. just I could see this plane and an arcade cabinet in there over and over again.
02:02:43
Steve-O
Yeah. I feel like I have.
02:02:46
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, that one scene when you're playing the game, the one scene where you break out of the bed is Sarah Connor and it says, don't get raped in big letters while you're trying this game.
02:02:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Right?
02:02:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. And it's flashing. and yeah And that guy's constantly trying to lick your face.
02:02:59
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
02:03:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, but like, yeah, it goes from like a kind of a Contra Kyle Reese game to like a brawler beat him up with the T-800 to, yeah, like a stealth game to fucking more Contra.
02:03:13
Steve-O
contra Yeah.
02:03:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, just, I don't know, man. It's ah like between, yeah, fucking T-1000 kills Sarah Connor. Yeah, between like this, ah that mummy game from a few years ago to the j ah the Ash
02:03:29
Steve-O
Halloween.
02:03:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
The Evil Dead and Halloween game. Like, yeah, dude, just...
02:03:32
GREASEDAPOLES
sorry, you say mummy?
02:03:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, there's a movie called Mummy Demake?
02:03:34
Steve-O
They did a Demastered.
02:03:37
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, Demastered.
02:03:37
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:03:38
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, oh.
02:03:39
Steve-O
And it was a, ah it was like a Metroidvania, but it was like a 2D side scroller, but it was like based on and weirdly enough, the Tom Cruise mummy movie, but it was like, apparently very good.
02:03:48
GREASEDAPOLES
What?
02:03:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. One of those scenarios where it's like, the game is way better than the movie. And like, I don't... You're not Tom Cruise. You're just like a guy. Like a military guy.
02:03:59
GREASEDAPOLES
hu
02:04:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh, yeah, actually, Chris, I'll post the trailer so you can see it.
02:04:00
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
02:04:03
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But, yeah, no. the
02:04:05
GREASEDAPOLES
Why did they make... Was that during when the movie came out?
02:04:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, it was like, yeah.
02:04:08
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:04:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Weird. don't Don't ask me why. But, uh, yeah.
02:04:14
GREASEDAPOLES
Whoa.
02:04:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But, like, this is a ah cool trend. And, uh,
02:04:19
GREASEDAPOLES
Do you fight Russell Crowe in the game?
02:04:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Jury's I've never played it.
02:04:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Damn.
02:04:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:04:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Sorry, sorry, Chris.
02:04:26
GREASEDAPOLES
That's enough.
02:04:26
Steve-O
It's way forward and way forward make good games, so
02:04:27
GREASEDAPOLES
The mystery is enough for me to buy it
02:04:29
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah. Last two items. Fear Street Prom Queen. It's been a minute, but I look very fondly.
02:04:39
Onimusha Capcom Fa
i have fond memories of Street.
02:04:40
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, me too.
02:04:41
Twin Cheaks
sam
02:04:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
That fun little experiment.
02:04:41
Steve-O
yeah
02:04:42
Twin Cheaks
Sam watched this on the um the preview program.
02:04:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah
02:04:45
GREASEDAPOLES
Oh, yeah.
02:04:45
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, okay.
02:04:45
Steve-O
Oh, really?
02:04:46
GREASEDAPOLES
What did she think?
02:04:46
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Is she allowed to say what she's talking
02:04:46
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, I thought you guys, didn't she talk to you guys about it?
02:04:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, she did.
02:04:50
Twin Cheaks
or to you
02:04:50
GREASEDAPOLES
That's right.
02:04:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I don't think she's talking
02:04:51
Twin Cheaks
At the Christmas party?
02:04:52
GREASEDAPOLES
i don't I don't think she told me how it was. She just described it to me.
02:04:56
Twin Cheaks
She said it was really violent.
02:04:56
GREASEDAPOLES
Like what it was about.
02:04:58
Twin Cheaks
like so she can't Sometimes she's not into that.
02:05:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay, well...
02:05:01
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
02:05:02
Twin Cheaks
But I know you guys are. No,
02:05:04
GREASEDAPOLES
Okay.
02:05:04
Onimusha Capcom Fa
with John, did you watch the Fear Street trilogy?
02:05:07
Twin Cheaks
and i don't want i don't watch those when you guys watch them.
02:05:09
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, that is worth your time.
02:05:09
Steve-O
i dug that. That was fun.
02:05:11
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, me too.
02:05:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Yeah, yeah.
02:05:12
GREASEDAPOLES
the camp The camp one is the best.
02:05:14
Steve-O
The second one, the 70s one.
02:05:15
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, absolutely.
02:05:16
Onimusha Capcom Fa
But yeah, that that Fear Street trilogy is really fun. And I mean, i don't it's at a point where I'm like, oh, Fear Street's sick. like
Lucasfilm Leadership Rumors
02:05:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I'm in.
02:05:25
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:05:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like I'm at mental least interested.
02:05:25
GREASEDAPOLES
They're real pulpy. I like that, you know?
02:05:28
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah.
02:05:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Super pulpy, fun, funny too.
02:05:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah. um Yeah, just nothing but good things to say about that trilogy. But in the last story, kind of a big story, but kind of a non-story because it hasn't happened yet. um But Kathleen Kennedy, if you know, you know, Kathleen Kennedy, she was, is the president of Lucasfilm.
02:05:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She is looking to step down at the end of the year, which is a lot of people kind of going, like, thank God.
02:05:57
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah, do we have an applause here?
02:05:58
Steve-O
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:05:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, Steve Keen. Yeah. Wow, you must hate women. You must hate the new Shrek, Steve.
02:06:06
Steve-O
What?
02:06:08
Onimusha Capcom Fa
What? Yeah, so I don't know. It's kind of a story, kind of not. I guess it's going to be a little bit more interesting to see who takes over, and then, of course, you still have like another year's worth of projects that were already in the works.
02:06:22
Onimusha Capcom Fa
I think the smart money's on Ryan... Not Ryan Johnson. um God damn it. ah The guy who did...
02:06:30
Twin Cheaks
Russo brothers.
02:06:30
Onimusha Capcom Fa
he no Yeah,
02:06:32
GREASEDAPOLES
They're getting everything nowadays.
02:06:33
Steve-O
Oh, Dave Filoni.
02:06:33
Twin Cheaks
Steven Spielberg.
02:06:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah yeah, thank you, Steve. ah Dave, yeah, he's kind of the guy that...
02:06:36
GREASEDAPOLES
The felonious felonious is finally getting his day in the sun.
02:06:38
Twin Cheaks
but
02:06:40
Twin Cheaks
Are you talking about feder Federico Fellini? Is that who you're talking about?
02:06:44
Steve-O
yeah Federico Filoni.
02:06:45
Twin Cheaks
aina Eight and a half?
02:06:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Ain't half anxious.
02:06:47
Twin Cheaks
Eight
02:06:47
GREASEDAPOLES
They'll dig him. They'll dig him up.
02:06:49
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, yeah, don't think that guy.
02:06:50
GREASEDAPOLES
They can dig him up.
02:06:51
Onimusha Capcom Fa
ah Yeah, but the story, ah he seems to be the the obvious guy,
02:06:53
Twin Cheaks
exhume his body and study his brain.
02:06:55
Onimusha Capcom Fa
and
02:06:55
Steve-O
Yeah, he was the he was the only person making good Star Wars content ever.
02:07:00
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, and I don't know, like, I'm not exactly like a how she's the worst person ever, but the fact that she didn't get bounced after that, ah the fucking tragedy that was those new sequels, and just frankly, just the way they were handled, like, blows my mind.
02:07:18
GREASEDAPOLES
Gentlemen, do you know what was the first film she ever produced?
02:07:22
Steve-O
Jurassic Park.
02:07:23
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, I...
02:07:24
GREASEDAPOLES
Noob.
02:07:24
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Is it an Indiana Jones movie?
02:07:27
GREASEDAPOLES
Noob.
02:07:27
Onimusha Capcom Fa
No, what is it? What is it, Chris?
02:07:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Poltergeist
02:07:30
Steve-O
oh Oh.
02:07:32
GREASEDAPOLES
goes all the way back.
02:07:32
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Okay. Yeah.
02:07:35
GREASEDAPOLES
She fucked over Tobey Hooper on there too.
02:07:35
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She's not...
02:07:37
Steve-O
She was like, she's like, Steven, we need you to direct this one secretly.
02:07:42
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:07:42
GREASEDAPOLES
This guy sucks.
02:07:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Dude, she has... Listen, if you look at her her list, it's it's a gnarly dude.
02:07:45
Steve-O
all this guy's news. Cannibals.
02:07:48
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Gremlins, Goonies, Back to the Future. Like, she's she' got a lot of E.T. ah She's got a lot of cred, but I don't know. Star Wars, it's just kind of...
02:08:02
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Seems like she lost the juice a little bit. Yeah.
02:08:04
Steve-O
It's very interesting because 2015 was the reinvigoration of Star Wars. I remember being so excited after they showed that first trailer for The Force Awakens.
02:08:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
02:08:17
Steve-O
And, you know, that's the thing. I really enjoyed The Force Awakens. And I was like, I can't wait to see what they're doing with this new trilogy.
02:08:21
Twin Cheaks
Thank you.
02:08:24
Steve-O
And... boy, they just kind of just said let's not plan any of this out and just tank this sucker. Let's just kind of, you know, the thing is I look back and I realize,
02:08:34
Onimusha Capcom Fa
like like just pure Just pure like, they'll see it, who cares? like That's what it felt like.
02:08:39
Steve-O
yeah, it was 100% that.
02:08:41
Onimusha Capcom Fa
We don't need to fucking try.
02:08:41
Steve-O
And
02:08:43
Onimusha Capcom Fa
They'll just see whatever slop we put out.
02:08:46
Steve-O
it's kind of like scary where in 2019, they put out the the final one in that. And I remember walking out of that theater and like, My body wanted to like that movie, but my brain was like, that was a piece of shit, Steve.
02:09:00
Steve-O
And I was like, I walked out of that theater being like, real good fan service, Chris. And you were like, that's a piece of shit, Steve. I was like, uh, Hadlando.
02:09:09
GREASEDAPOLES
I
02:09:11
Steve-O
were there.
02:09:12
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Lando sure was in it. Yeah.
02:09:15
GREASEDAPOLES
i don't think I saw that with you.
02:09:17
Steve-O
You were there. Mm-hmm.
02:09:18
GREASEDAPOLES
ah what
02:09:19
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah
02:09:19
GREASEDAPOLES
I was like following you around.
02:09:21
Steve-O
ah hu
02:09:23
GREASEDAPOLES
What did you guys think?
02:09:24
Steve-O
What'd you guys think?
02:09:24
GREASEDAPOLES
i was i didn't see the movie.
02:09:24
Steve-O
Real fucking piece of dookie. I was watching fucking Star Trek Nemesis on my fucking phone.
02:09:30
GREASEDAPOLES
ah
02:09:31
Steve-O
ah No, but like that's the thing. it's like That happened in 2019. It's been six years. like After that like movie sucked, everybody, I think, was just mentally out and they're like, we'll watch a fucking show, but like we don't want your Star Trek movie.
02:09:47
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, the only thing that was even...
02:09:48
Steve-O
Or Star Wars movies anymore. Sorry, Star Trek.
02:09:50
GREASEDAPOLES
No, that I don't want those either.
02:09:50
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:09:50
Steve-O
You've got your own problems right now.
02:09:52
GREASEDAPOLES
I don't want those either.
02:09:54
Onimusha Capcom Fa
yeah Yeah, Chris, where'd he...
02:09:55
GREASEDAPOLES
Please, no more. Let it die. Let it die.
02:09:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
He was...
02:09:59
Twin Cheaks
Mm-hmm.
02:09:59
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Never. Never! Uh, yeah, so... News, but, uh, you know, hey.
02:10:05
Steve-O
There you go
02:10:06
Onimusha Capcom Fa
She'll be fine. that She'll be fucking fine.
02:10:10
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah she'll take over the James Bond franchise at Amazon.
02:10:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Uh...
02:10:13
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah, I heard they're really happy over there.
02:10:17
GREASEDAPOLES
She'll just slouch right into that one. be perfect.
02:10:21
Steve-O
you go.
02:10:22
GREASEDAPOLES
We need eight bonds. All in separate movies.
02:10:25
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Oh, yeah. Give me that Q spinoff. Give me that other spinoff. Give me that money penny.
02:10:29
GREASEDAPOLES
Cue who? Mona Prada.
02:10:33
Steve-O
The James Bond franchise has been sold.
02:10:33
Twin Cheaks
can we Why are we bringing this shit up again?
02:10:34
GREASEDAPOLES
Yeah.
02:10:35
Steve-O
alright let's add this Let's end this. so everybody
02:10:37
Twin Cheaks
Yeah, can we can we not bring that up ever again?
02:10:40
Steve-O
We will be back next week. ah We started planning March Madness, Chris Kalani's trials at the end of the month.
02:10:48
GREASEDAPOLES
yeah
02:10:49
Steve-O
so and It's going to be wild.
02:10:49
GREASEDAPOLES
Let's call them that. Just like Hercules.
02:10:53
Twin Cheaks
Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules.
02:10:53
Onimusha Capcom Fa
13, you're 12 labors.
02:10:55
GREASEDAPOLES
My 12, this is my my labors that you guys give me every every year.
02:10:58
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Yeah.
02:10:59
GREASEDAPOLES
It's fine.
02:11:02
Steve-O
All right, everybody.
02:11:02
GREASEDAPOLES
I'm excited. really. Not really.
02:11:05
Steve-O
We'll be back and ah don't stick your nose in a fire hose.
02:11:10
Onimusha Capcom Fa
Let's smell you later.
02:11:10
GREASEDAPOLES
Woo!
02:11:11
Twin Cheaks
Don't watch Samurai Cop. Don't watch Samurai Cop.
02:11:14
GREASEDAPOLES
I will.