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Han Took Shots First - Ep 20: The Mandalorian Chapter 2 - The Child
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Han Took Shots First episodes are now available on the Bad Movies Worse People main feed! We're back to get into chapter 2 of The Mandalorian, The Child! Mando has recovered the package he was sent for, but he's gotten more than he bargained for. Now he must find a way off of this desert planet while facing off against Trandoshans, Jawas and a vicious Mudhorn!
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Transcript
Introduction to 'The Child' by Rick Famuyiwa
00:00:03
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Oh
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Welcome back to Han Took Shots First. I'm Derek. I'm Jack. And now we're talking about Chapter 2 of Mandalorian, The Child. Oh, I fucked it up already.
00:00:47
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The Child. There you go. Directed by Rick Famuyua. ah The first person of color to direct anything in Star Wars.
00:00:59
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Crazy it took this long. Which, I mean... I read that, and i was like i I said the same thing. I was like, that's crazy. But then you think about it, and it's like, well, okay, before this, I mean, aside from the sequel trilogy, someone could have done that.
00:01:12
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But, like, the originals, obviously, it was all white people. It was the 70s and 80s. The prequels was George Lucas. Yep. This is the first show. Yeah, that's true. I didn't think about that. Although, does that include... I don't know. I read that. I wonder if it includes the cartoons.
00:01:26
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No, this is the cartoons before this. I know. That's what I mean. Like, so does that include... When it says... The first director of color in Star Wars. Are they including the cartoons? Probably. because ah ah Dave Filoni just like, look at this hat.
00:01:40
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This hat says, I don't hire people. who come I'm going to be the one directing because I'm the one that's wearing the hat. That's how you know I work for Disney. They call me the space cowboy.
00:01:51
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ah Some call me the gangster of love. Just kidding. Only my mom called me that.
00:01:58
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I didn't do this last time, She'll say, hey, gangster of love, your dinner's getting cold. She says it, but it's a more sarcastic. He's just not getting it. Hey, gangster of love. hey get Hey, gangster of love, your dinner's getting cold.
00:02:14
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Fuck. I like how you made his mom into Charles Bronson there. a Hey, thanks to have love. Your den is getting cold. boom Use the microwave.
00:02:27
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I didn't send you to college so you could watch your den and get cold. I didn't do this last time. I usually do for the shows. This one aired November 15th, 2019, three days after number one.
00:02:39
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And I think that's why I didn't watch, because I mentioned not watching the first one as soon as it came out. I think I had waited because I was like, well, going to get two in three days. I might as well just fucking wait. Good on you to be able to.
00:02:50
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I couldn't. I have a feeling the other one probably aired on a day I was working or something. I could not wait, dude. Like the second this was out, it's like, I'm feeling a little sick. ah ah Can't come in today. Gotta watch Mando.
Silent Journey and Trandoshan Attack
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This one picks up right where the last one left off. Mando's going back through those like cracks that we saw him and Queel jumping over on the way. I'm assuming that's what that is. And like the whole beginning of this episode, there's no dialogue.
00:03:19
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Right. qui Quill is the first one to speak and it's like 11 and a half minutes in. and Because he's going through, he gets attacked by Trandoshans. Yeah, and I like the way they do it because it's like he's going through, he's looking around, you know, making sure everything's safe, whatever, and you kind of just see a reflection of a guy on his helmet.
00:03:36
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He doesn't even notice it at first, and then right after that, he's like, smells like Trandoshan. I smell Trandoshan around here. ah Hey, Trandoshbag.
00:03:48
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But, yeah, they he fights those guys. Pretty cool little fight. Yeah. Disintegrates one of them. That's awesome. Dude, he just starts this episode or the next episode. He's just like, how many people can I make no longer exist?
00:04:01
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It's both of these. Yeah. Because in this one, it's that it's the first it starts with the Trandoshan that's charging ah the baby. The baby. and he's charging the baby and he's like um nope and just boom and that was i think that's the first time we so really see it right i think so yeah and then and then with the jawas and then the next episode with yeah the the guild guys and it's just funny because it's
Post-Battle: Mando's Injuries and Baby Yoda's Attempted Healing
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like when you watch these people disintegrate it's like that person never existed out now they're barely their clothes barely exist in a small pile of rubble that used to be their life force
00:04:37
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And then I like when he's sitting there like trying to suture up his wounds after the battle. And it's, it reminded me of predator, ah but you know, when the predator is sitting there fucking sewing himself up and shit.
00:04:48
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Well, he's using a little zappy thing. He's the Mando's just using like a barcode scanner. Yeah, he's just going to see you how much he's worth.
00:04:57
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And I love ah the baby reaching up to like try to force heal him. And he's like, don't fucking touch me, weirdo. sit down. you Get that claw away from me. ah Good God. Don't touch anybody with that.
00:05:12
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And then the Jawas
The Jawa Encounter and the Egg Negotiation
00:05:13
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pop up. And they have made short work of the... the fuck's this thing called raven razor crest ravenclaw get out of here jk rowling just kidding you uh you actually respect trans rights so you're not jk rowling no if i knew it was something like that i had the r and the c in the right place yeah you know you were right there razor crest ravenclaw i'm gonna give you effort points I love this ship. We've talked about it, right?
00:05:41
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It's the fucking, it's my van of space. Yeah. Yeah. And i I was thinking about it later on too, when they, they like fix it up and he's like, well, can I take this into the vacuum of space now? And I'm like, I don't know about that. I trust Quill.
00:05:55
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I don't know if I trust my own work.
00:06:00
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But yeah, he sets up and basically just starts sniping these dudes. and they There is a whole family of Jawas that no longer exists. Yeah, he wiped a bloodline from this. It's not Earth, but as you notice, this is maybe probably a detail they thought about, but they have a different color glow in their eyes than Tatooine Jawas.
00:06:20
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Yeah, these are red. Yeah. and the ja And the ones in Tatooine are yellow. Yeah. Yeah. Is that a planetary thing or is that just like never ah as far as I know, never been explained because I don't think we've ever seen Jawas outside of Tatooine before.
00:06:37
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Yeah. and this all Well, sorry. Outside of like a couple few of them on a different planet. This is like a fucking tribe of them. You know what I mean? I think we've seen them on different ports like a Nar Shaddaa type thing. Whatever that Obi-Wan series neon planet was.
00:06:57
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Yeah, we've seen them running around in like ports and stuff. Yeah, yeah but it's like one or two. Yeah. And this is like they they have their own fucking Zerker Corporation sand crawler.
00:07:08
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Yeah, and and his, what is he, the Rolling Fortress, he called or Crawling Fortress, whatever. Mm-hmm. But speaking of their sand crawler, this is really cool. He chases him down. as I got Indiana Jones vibes out of this.
00:07:21
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Okay. Because he's hanging off the side. He's trying to climb up. They're trying to scrape him off the side of the ship. A la, what is it? ah Last Crusade. Or Last Crusade, yeah. On the tank.
00:07:33
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Yeah, and they're just when they're just running him against the wall. Yeah. that's That's all I could think of. I was like... I like Pedro Pascal, but he wishes he was Indiana Jones. I still think he's showing up on set at this point.
00:07:47
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Yeah. He's cause you told me that it's, and I, I, our phones are always listening because after you told me that, I was on, I got on Google or whatever, and the Discover page came up, and it was like, why Pedro Pascal doesn't go to the set of Mandalorian anymore? And I was like, what?
00:08:03
Speaker
but Thanks. Thanks. I'm going click on that, but thanks. Stop listening to me. e I know why. Jack just told me. You didn't listen to the whole conversation. AI, you are late.
00:08:18
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I love these guys just tossing garbage at him. He's trying to climb up the side of the ship, and they're just like, grab it and throw it at him. Did he just throw his baby at me? Pretty sure someone just threw an underage Jawa at me.
00:08:30
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There ends up being rocks and stuff, but at first it's literally just like table dressing. There's like a plate and a fork. My God, is that olive oil? That's olive oil.
00:08:42
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You know how hard that's going to get out? It's an empty decanter? ah that Is that a cruet? Is that a cruet of olive oil? Where did you get that?
00:08:53
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And I got to pick out one... really bad visual effects because we don't say a lot of negative and there's definitely negative stuff to say. We just don't say it when we really love the stuff because we don't notice.
00:09:04
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I even rewound it when he tosses this first Jawa off the sand crawler. The one he pulls out of the window. Yeah, he throws him to the ground. That thing disappears before it hits the dirt. Oh, man. It's like i like they tried to make it like it look like it went into the dust of the sand crawler.
00:09:20
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But it's like you're watching this thing fall and it's just like it just blips out of existence. Bummer. and I rewound it to double check. i was like, maybe I missed it. They should like animate it getting run over by the sand crawler.
00:09:31
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Yeah. You know, like, I mean, maybe that's that might be too far for the rating they're going. But something. Marvel did it in 1989 when they had a dude get run over by a bus.
00:09:43
Speaker
Yeah, that wasn't Marvel. and New World Pictures. There you go. They owned Marvel. Yeah. Which is the funniest thing I've ever said. cool. Now Disney owns them.
00:09:54
Speaker
So they doing that. By the way, do we get like a... Dolph Lundgren Punisher when they do this multiverse crossover thing? if i Dude, if you don't, you are fucking up.
00:10:07
Speaker
Whoever it is. with Whatever idiot with a hat on is in charge. One of these beheaded fools. It's always an idiot with a hat on in charge of everything, dude. Disney, Marvel, podcasts.
00:10:21
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But yeah, he gets to the top. He's like, I got you, bitch. And it's just all these little Jawas with their little fucking shock rifles.
The Mudhorn Battle and Baby Yoda's Powers
00:10:28
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Just blast him right off of there. i love it. I mean, he just fucking o hits the ground like a lump.
00:10:35
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And I like when he gets to the armor later. He's like, he's got another fight coming up, too. But he's like, ah the integrity of my armor has been compromised. I'm like, yeah, you were thrown off of a sand crawler and attacked by a space rhino.
00:10:48
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Yeah, two two two things very detrimental to space armor is, ah you know, falling down off of sand, what do you call it, a crawling fortress and getting mud horned. yeah Not good for armor.
00:11:00
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And so he gets back to his ship and he's like, it's missing panels, it's missing windows, everything. And he still goes in. He's like, maybe I can jump it. nope no it's not gonna start i'm like what does it matter if it starts yeah what what we're well okay gonna go we do see if we see in a later season i think it's next season whenever he has the frog lady he has to ferry over the ship the ship is fucked up it's season two the ship is fucked up because it got hit by spiders but the cabin has integrity yeah but in this case the cabin it doesn't even have glass anymore
00:11:35
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It's like they started with the glass and then started taking the important. They were like, let's get the glass off of there. There's no glass. Yeah, that's it. like Let's get the glass off of there because then they can't take the ship and we can definitely just part it out. Uh-huh. Smart. First you get the glass.
00:11:49
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Then you get the hyperdrive. Then you get the mudhorn eggs. The one you're talking about is when he Vin Diesel's the ship, right? Doesn't he like duct tape that shit and go through space? Yeah. ah Yeah. Even though ah clearly you haven't watched him soon enough because Vin Diesel is the one that does it, right? It's, ah what's his name?
00:12:09
Speaker
Tyrese? I never saw number nine. Not yet. What a gem. Just speaking as somebody that has a bad movie podcast, what a gem.
00:12:22
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We'll talk about it sometime next oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Whatever month we find that has 11 days. so
00:12:29
Speaker
Wait, I think all months have 11 weeks. i meant well Whoa, whoa. but These months have 11 days.
00:12:39
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um So, yeah, the ship's fucked. So off they go to Queel's. And the first line of dialogue is Queel like, I thought you were dead. ah I thought you were dead. I was kind of rooting for it.
00:12:50
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And obviously we talked about it's just Nick Nolte's voice, but it's a good voice for an Ugnaught. He's got that. i a fuck I have spoken, motherfucker. Yeah, it's great. I don't think we've ever heard an Ugnaught speak basic before this.
00:13:04
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So it's somebody imagined an Ugnaught speaking and thought Nick Nolte. Thank you for that.
Ship Repair with Quill and Mandalorian Culture Discussion
00:13:10
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ah Thank you for that. That's amazing. joe Jawas should be Joey Pants.
00:13:16
Speaker
Okay, okay. Houtini, we got your fucking ship. We took a bunch of your ship. and you got You killed a bunch of my family. Okay, they're gone. They're fucking gone. Took my whole family. Fucking shocked you off the top of this. and i go Take your windshield. Look, you want your ship back? Go get me the egg.
00:13:30
Speaker
The egg. I need a fucking egg. i i I need the egg like I need a fucking ulcer. What do they call it? Sue? I didn't write it down. I like the way they said it. Sweeney or whatever they kept saying. Oh, yeah. Okay. I can't remember what it was now.
00:13:44
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Yeah, don't either. The little one looks up at him it's just like, Sweeney. Sweeney. And he's like, uh. Man, they're talking about what happened. ah The baby is chasing around this frog, which he in turn eats.
00:13:58
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Our introduction to Grogu's massive ah hunger for living flesh. This baby fucking loves murder. Whether it's it murdering, Mando murdering, or something murdering Mando, this baby is awesome about murder.
00:14:15
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at this point, he eats the frog and stuff, obviously, but, like, when you when Mando is... doing violent things like when he's uh burning the shit out of that stormtrooper later grogu doesn't look too happy about it he looks horrified oh i had the opposite but i think oh okay i was i was thinking he looked at it like like it was terrifying him but then he like gets used to it so later on he's just like what i'm just eating babies i saw you burning dude that's next episode Yeah, but I just I was thinking about that. i was like, yeah, looks.
00:14:49
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And also ah when he's shooting the jaw was when he's in this episode, when he's picking off the jaw was baby. The baby is just looking back and forth like to do.
00:15:01
Speaker
Really? i think I think Grogu is judging him. It's you know, you can get more if you reload faster, you can kill more. It's not fast enough. More. So,
00:15:14
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so yeah Nick Nolte is like, I'm going to take you to the Jawas. I have spoken. You've got to get to the Jawa. They get there and it's they're all just like, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
00:15:25
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Oh, fuck. It's that it's that fucking Mandalorian, man. Oh, my It's the fucking Mandalorian. He's the one that killed everybody. He's fucking walking here right now, covered in bombs, covered in guns. You think he's going walk in here just like a fucking walk weapon? and ah I don't wear a fucking toupee.
00:15:38
Speaker
He shot my brother-in-law. I know I don't like him that much, but fuck, man. Okay. He's not a good guy. He's not a good guy.
00:15:45
Speaker
ah They don't like you. I did disintegrate a few of them is the line. That's going to happen.
00:15:52
Speaker
And I don't know if we've ever gotten reference to it and in mainstream Star Wars outside of EU. But like this is when he's like, I can't get rid of my weapons because they wanted to put them down before they talk to him and because they're part of my religion.
00:16:06
Speaker
i don't I mean, the only Mandalorian we've really seen before isn't really a Mandalorian, right? It's Boba Fett. I mean, Django. Oh, and Django. And Django is debated. Actually, I always have a trouble remembering what's canon and what's not these days.
00:16:21
Speaker
But there was at one point where they called Django just a guy that stole the armor. But there's a whole comic book that I think is canon now that he is. He he was a foundling, which is kind of the basis of Mandalorians.
00:16:36
Speaker
Because I think what's what they're trying to what Disney's trying to do is show to us it's not a race. you know there is There was a race that the Mandalorians were based on, but they that even that race was just adapting people as it went.
00:16:49
Speaker
And we're seeing more and more of that. So this is, I think the first time we hear it spoken, that like weapons are a religion. Maybe I'm wrong because there's plenty of comics I haven't read.
00:17:00
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that's what was to say. I guarantee you it's in a comic or a book or something, but I mean as far as like what we've been discussing on the show. is Yeah. Actually, fuck, what's the first time we hear the word Mandalorian mentioned? I mean... I don't know. just always that Boba... Is it even in... always knew that Boba Fett was a Mandalorian because when I was a kid, I'm sure some friend of mine told me.
00:17:21
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I'm trying to think the first time that I knew that he was a that it was Mandalorian armor at least. I mean, I know we have the...
00:17:30
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Knights of the Old Republic and whatnot, but it had be before that. maybe the Maybe it was like the Star Wars visual visual dictionary. Oh, yeah. I bet it was.
00:17:42
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Let's see. First mention of Mandalorian and Star Wars.
00:17:47
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Uh... but but but but but uppa A Mandalorian he thought he'd be. He had several detonators and a bunch of blasters, you see.
00:17:58
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He was a Mandalorian starter, B. So promotional material, merchandise, behind the scenes stuff. Describe Boba Fett as wearing Mandalorian armor when The Empire Strikes Back was coming out.
00:18:10
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But it was never specified if he was one himself. Um, a lot of people saying that it was KOTOR was their first like introduction to the culture, the name. Yeah.
00:18:23
Speaker
Oh, this guy has an actual story. His name Bubba Jebus. I first encountered the term the Mandalorian in the summer of 1980. I remember one of the supplementary books came out at the time, like the art of empire strikes back or empire strikes back sketchbook or something had McQuarrie concept armor that mentioned Boba Fett's armor as being that of Mandalorian shock troopers.
00:18:44
Speaker
Okay. So at least the armor goes back to them. um But yeah, so these men, or these Jawas are talking shit to him. Like, he's trying to speak Jawa they're like, you sound like a fucking Wookiee.
00:18:56
Speaker
Where'd you learn to speak Jawa, dude? I love his response, because it's like, you sound like a Wookiee. He's like, yeah, you understand this, flamethrower. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, we understand it.
00:19:07
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ah And Quill is just like, dude, I said no way. Play it cool, man. you want your shit back or not? Supposed to be your negotiator. so they won is They won his ah armor?
00:19:22
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Yeah, the first thing they say is the Beskar, and he's like, try again, motherfucker. ah um He's like, everything but the helmet. I can't take that off. yeah i just i I will walk around naked with a helmet on.
00:19:36
Speaker
ah Well, they have to reproduce. It's like a condom for your head. Oh, so is a condom. So I guess that Jango wouldn't really be a... I mean, if he was a Mandalorian, he would be disowned by these guys because he spent that whole fucking movie with his helmet off. Or all those movies. But that's the thing. It's literally only this sect, the children of the watch.
00:19:58
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This is the only sect that I can name you that kept it on. Yeah, because we find that out from ah Starbuck later. Yeah, Bo-Katan, Kreeze, please. Bo-Katan, Katie Sackhoff. Katie Sackhoff. We did them in order. Starbuck, Bo-Katan, Katie Sackhoff.
00:20:14
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Even before this show existed, um all the Mandalorians on the Clone Wars cartoon had their helmets off all the time. Like anytime you weren't in battle, it was just this children of the watch are a subsect of death watch, which it was a very militant, uh, group that like when Mandalore changed, like as the, the, the planet and culture Mandalore was like, we got to stop being more mongers. We got start being more diplomatic, yada, yada.
00:20:43
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Death watch was like, Nope, don't, don't like that. That doesn't sound fun at all. They ended up getting taken over by Darth Maul, by the way.
00:20:53
Speaker
Is that when he gets his spider legs? He already, he he's, come on, you make it sound ridiculous. He had his spider legs, he went to Dathomir and got magic legs, and then Mama Towson gave him some magic spider legs that were like normal human legs.
00:21:08
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Dothma, you got magic legs. ah That's pretty much exactly right.
00:21:15
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oh So, yeah. Basically, if you help find the egg, capitalized E, we'll give you your shit back. And he's like, okay, cool, an egg. Easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Yeah.
00:21:27
Speaker
like can get I can get you an egg. You want an egg? I'll get you an egg. can put a little fucking toenail polish on that egg, too. this is that You want to paint it green? I'll get you that by 3 p.m. I'm sitting here and finishing my Spocko.
00:21:38
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So he gets to the this cave. This is when they, but right before that, they do have the ride in the sandcrawler. And that's when that little one just keeps looking at him and saying egg in their language. Like, because they're all chanting it at first. And then he's on the ship and he's in the cockpit or the ship, the sandcrawler. Sandcrawler. Yeah. And he's in like the the cockpit there and he's watching them drive up there. And that one just keeps looking at him like egg. Egg. Egg.
00:22:03
Speaker
he's like, yeah, egg. All right. Cool. Get your fucking egg. Calm down, you goddamn junkie. um so yeah he gets to the cave it doesn't seem foreboding at all it looks like a giant anus coming out of the side of a mountain sure walk right in man head first so he goes down in there of course it's spoopy and we get that classic reveal of like looking around with the flashlight why i'm holding it like i have a flashlight it's on his head yeah yeah looking around and like you turn and like wait
00:22:34
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this rock breathing? Nope. Big fucking milky blue eye opens up and is like, the fuck? Ooh. Mudhorn, you say, huh? It was cool, though, because normally you can kind of tell.
00:22:47
Speaker
Like, we we did Godzilla on the main feed, and it's like it was trying to hide the fact that it was Godzilla's face. Yeah. It's like, no, that's very clearly scales. You're walking through a sewer, and the end of the sewer looks like scales.
00:22:59
Speaker
Yeah. This looks like it belonged on a mud wall. Yeah, well especially because his flashlight is the only actually the only thing lighting stuff up on that movie. and like So it's just like mud, dirt, rock, and it's like, this kind of a vaguely fuzzy rock? What is this? like you know Because it's like it's got the hair, but the hair is all matted with mud, so it's not like... um But there's that classic thing of like instead of showing what happens right here, you cut outside, it's like the cartoon thing of like blaster bolts going off and everything, and then just fucking Mandalorian.
00:23:31
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Wow! Woo!
00:23:34
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Absolutely. Yeah. And the i would I didn't have time, but I wanted to go in and cut a clip of the music here because this music playing while he's fighting the mudhorn has like this...
00:23:47
Speaker
It's like mudhorn noises mixed in with the music almost. Oh, like maybe I didn't notice because it just sounded so. Oh, OK. All right. Yeah, because it at first it seems like it's part of the fight, but then you start realizing it's part of the music.
00:24:00
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And I don't remember exactly how it went now. It's really fucking cool music, though. It's, you know, Ludwig Goranson doing his thing. He's killing it, man. He kills it. So yeah, Mudhorn versus Mandalorian.
00:24:13
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Advantage Mudhorn. Yeah, strongly. i just He's flamethrowing this thing and like grabs him with grappling hook and just gets dragged around. pretty sure it scoffs at his flamethrower.
00:24:27
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like It's just like bathing in It's like, oh yeah, give me some of that hot Mandalorian flame.
00:24:35
Speaker
And it's like the worst rodeo ever. He's just like, he hooks this thing with his grappling hook and then just starts throwing him around. Gotcha. Oh, wish I didn't gotchas. You only got to hold on for eight seconds, Mando.
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00:26:14
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But like after he gets like drilled into the ground and shit, which like I guess without the this was what must be what really compromised the armor. Because without that, yeah this thing would have crushed his chest and like his heart would be.
00:26:26
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But like it's after it grinds him into the ground, he's trying to get up. He's like he's beat the fuck up and he just like pulls out his pocket knife and he's like. his so It's a vibro blade, but, you know, it's a it's a boot knife. It's a vibro blade, but it's still like maybe three inches long. Yeah, it's still a boot knife.
00:26:44
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And I love it he because he's just like, well, fuck it. I'll hold it up and hope for the best. Maybe maybe I'll stick him as he kills me. He's going to be really upset for the next two to three days while that heals.
00:26:58
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He's going to look at idiot with a knife sticking out of his head. But the baby stops the mud horn by grabbing it with the force and levitating it off the ground.
00:27:09
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Which doesn't do a whole lot of good. i mean, it stops him. Yeah, it does a lot of good. The thing that confuses me is I'm like, so when he drops and the thing looks over, it's like, what just happened?
00:27:19
Speaker
And Mando just stabs him again with this pocket vibro blade. And it just dies. I'm like, you just pick the exact right spot. I have to imagine the vibro in the vibro blade does a lot.
00:27:31
Speaker
Yeah, see, and that's the thing. I didn't realize it was vibroblade, so that would, I guess, enhance Just imagine a normal knife wound that's not going to do a good job, not going to do a good thing for your body.
00:27:42
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Now imagine that knife vibrating at a really like molecular level. Yeah. if your If your wife was on right now, because she we neither of you and I have worked in a hospital, she would be like, oh yeah, vibrating knives would be bad.
00:27:55
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I remember when I worked at a hospital, this guy came in with a vibrating knife wound. ah not the Not the knife itself. The wound was vibrating. He stabbed his pager when he swallowed it.
00:28:09
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ah Sorry, I laughed for the listeners out there, but I had just put whiskey in my mouth. And I almost spit it on my computer. And I relish those moments. So he kills it.
00:28:21
Speaker
He steals his hairy egg. Is he related to Harry Vest?
00:28:28
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And gets back to the Jawas with triumphant music coming up over the hill as the sun is setting and all that stuff. I mean, it's a perfect shot because they're about to leave and Quill is like, no, I'll wait just one more minute. I don't know why you're being so hasty.
00:28:45
Speaker
They're like, we got shit to do, man. Sorry. We got stuff to do. We've got stuff to do. We're going to scavenge. We're going to get other stuff. There's treasure. The Goody's found fucking treasure. Have you ever had a steak? A real steak?
00:28:59
Speaker
Ignorance is bliss.
00:29:02
Speaker
So, yeah, he comes up over the ridge, gives them the egg, and they just immediately cut into this thing and just start. And it's so disgusting. These little ro donald fucking... monsters with their little dirty robes just reaching their filthy little hands into it and glooping all over themselves and all over the floor and I'm like if it's that hard to get and it's that delicious chill the fuck out no uh-uh they cannot control themselves you think they get high off that egg goop Yes, now I do.
00:29:33
Speaker
Now that you said it, yeah. They're acting like it, dude. I mean, they're just like, oh my God, mudhorn egg.
00:29:43
Speaker
um Quill and Mando talk a little bit about what happened with the force powers and stuff ah while the baby is just sleeping hard because he's not able to exert himself to that level yet.
00:29:57
Speaker
Right. I mean, he is able, but not for long. He's not supposed to. He's not trained as much as i we get later. that It's like he turns himself off from the force, and I think part of that was to hide. Right.
00:30:09
Speaker
Yeah. So this is him like, oh, I kind of remember this. Oh, man, I'm sleepy. And we never really got any background of where he came from. Right. But there's like. is No, we never will. It's just like fan theory that he was at ah Order 66 and was able to escape. No, no, no. We see. We see. Oh, that's right. Because that's with ah ah Ahmed Best. Ahmed Best. Kellerman.
00:30:32
Speaker
Kellerman Beck. Kellerman Beck. Yes. Yeah. OK. I was like, is that a real thing or is that just something I was told about? And I made it. It was it was a fan theory during this season. OK. And then we have this another it's it's another great moment of Ludwig Goranson's music because it's just a montage of fixing the ship.
00:30:51
Speaker
And a lot of it is just like. Sparks flying off a thing and then Mando just walking around and nodding approvingly. But like it's so like engaging because of the music. Because it's like the... You're not wrong.
00:31:06
Speaker
But it's like remixed a little bit. and Yep. And it's showing you though that the journey is important. In Star Wars, the journey is important. Because even quills like this go a lot faster if you helped. And Mando's like, cool.
00:31:18
Speaker
Show me how to fix it. Yeah. i don't know what the fuck I'm doing. You tell me like if you think if you went to a mechanic and he's like, you know, this lot faster if you helped. But yeah, I would. Also, it's going lot slower if I help.
00:31:30
Speaker
If any normal person helped. Sure. You betcha.
00:31:35
Speaker
If I help, you know, you're just going to fix more things. Right. yeah i'm making twice as much work for you. But he invites Quill to join him, his his posse in the making. And he's like, ah no, thanks. I don't like working for people. Go fuck yourself.
00:31:48
Speaker
I already worked for the Empire. I did my time.
00:31:53
Speaker
And we're off into space but but And we have ah little baby DaBaby playing with the fucking shifter knob he's That's not a toy The fuck off here this This relationship is me and my cat When I first got her and I wasn't a cat person I'm like get the fuck out of here dude You can't play with that Cut to the next episode I'm like this is you this is your sock now Ball it up and it's yours Why would I possibly need to wear a sock? I don't need two
00:32:24
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And that's it for the child, the episode, not the character. That's it for the child. It's done. No more of that one. So next week, you guys can tune back in. We'll be talking about episode or chapter three, the sin.
00:32:39
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i wonder what the sin is. Do you know? You probably do.
00:32:45
Speaker
But until then, I've been Derek. I'm Jack. I have spoken again. I am stroken again. and Again. again. again.
00:32:56
Speaker
stroken. And And again. I'm tired.
00:33:32
Speaker
Oh