
Season 2 is here, feral fam — and we’re opening with a truly unhinged recap of our Disney trip with three toddlers, thirteen humans, zero plans, and exactly one working brain cell between us.
In this episode, we cover:
✨ How every single plan we made derailed before we even left the airport
✨ The saga of Anita breaking her wrist staring at the possibly-fake Northern Lights
✨ Our hotel check-in disaster, where we found out we were staying in three different apartment complexes disguised as “condos”
✨ The spiritual awakening that was the Animal Kingdom bird show (we cried… within 30 seconds of entering the park)
✨ The leash era of motherhood
✨ Red light therapy suction-cupped to our foreheads
✨ Natalie’s bathroom reno purgatory, and dabbling in MONAT??? (send help)
✨ Why Magic Kingdom is a concrete jungle fever dream
✨ The episode where we all ended the night sick: Dan green-in-the-face, Felicia dissociating in Mod Pizza, and Natalie vomiting out the window of a moving Wagoneer at 70 mph
It’s motherhood. It’s chaos. It’s crunchy. It’s Disney. It’s so US.
Welcome to Season 2. We missed you.