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In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1986's American action drama film, Top Gun. I am joined by the entire team from the Hush Hush Society Conspiracy Hour podcast, Mystery Mike, Declassified Dave and Slick Fronk Sanders.
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Introduction to Sean Bean in Top Gun
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Take the time to light the fire.
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Today we are going to answer the ultimate question, how would Sean Bean have died in the 1986 American action drama film Top Gun? If this is your first time listening to this segment, there are only two rules. You decide his role, replacing a lead or supporting role, a new character, or some random cameo.
Sean Bean's Notable On-Screen Deaths
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and decide how he would die. So why are we doing this? Well, Sean Bean is known for his dramatic on-screen deaths in pretty much every movie, TV show, and video game he's a part of. Such as 2007's The Hitcher, where, spoiler alert, he's shot in the head with a shotgun. To help Sean Bean earn the record for the most on-screen deaths, we're here to show Hollywood where they missed every opportunity.
Guest Introduction: Hush Society Conspiracy Hour
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And even back in 1986 for Top Gun, there's ways to kill this guy.
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So joining me this week is not one, not two, but all three members of the podcast, Hush Hush Society Conspiracy Hour. We got Mystery Mike, Declassified Dave, and I wrote down Slick Frank Sanders. Is that good enough? That's correct. Yes. Okay.
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How are you guys doing? Fantastic.
Anticipation for Top Gun Sequel
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Fantastic. Yeah, we're all fantastic. Super swell. Mike, say fantastic. No, I'm super swell. Okay. Oh, wack. I'm more swell. Perfect. So the Hush Hush Society Conspiracy Hour has been represented at the show several times for Zombieland and The Sixth Sense. I'm sure you've explained to the rest of your cohorts here how this works and how it's going to all go down, right?
00:01:48
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Yeah, I don't know how well they follow my directions. Well, I know how well they follow my directions. It's not very well. So ooh, cross, cross your fingers. Wow. What a dig. No, they're great minions. I'm just kidding.
Cinema's Future Post-COVID
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Before we jump into this, let's, let's talk about Top Gun really quick with the sequel coming out all these years, 40 something, almost 40 years later.
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Um, are you guys excited for this one or is this just pure popcorn candy for you? The trailers look fantastic. I've been jazzed about this movie for a while since like the first inklings of it, which was years ago. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it's almost like a troll at this point. Like is the movie going to come out before COVID they started filming it and they blocked off one of the streets. I was trying to get to work because they filmed obviously probably the bulk of it in San Diego and I was trying to get to work and I was so upset and they're like, not filming a movie.
00:02:47
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And it was something from this new one, but I mean that was three, some odd years, four, almost four years ago, so. David, we all know Tom Cruise doesn't believe in COVID. Of course, he's jumping up and down on the couch. Elrond Hubbard didn't make that disease. But yeah, he said that this movie is only coming out in theaters. He's not doing any streaming, so they had to wait for the right time.
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Is that what he said? Yeah. There's some interview he did recently said there was never a question if this was going to be streamable up front. It had to be in theaters. He makes movies for the theaters. So you do it. I respect that a little bit, you know? Yeah. The cinema aspect, you know, the art, true to cinema alive, keeping cinema alive, man. Honestly, that's, that's what I was afraid of the most is with COVID that our theaters would just disappear. We wouldn't do it anymore, but I'm glad they're coming back and they're thriving.
The Mummy Re-release Excitement
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And you know, so my favorite theater is,
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I'm going to see the mummy tomorrow, so that's going to be sweet. Oh, really? Yeah, I heard they were re-releasing that. Yeah, so I'm excited for that, but the good mummy, not the one from a couple of years back. No, no. Brendan Fraser, the OG mummy. You're on the wrong side of the river.
Imaginative Sean Bean Deaths in Top Gun
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Exactly. All right, so let's take our best shot at Sean Bean, and I believe, Dave, you said you were going to go first? Yeah, sure. Set the mood.
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Close your eyes. Think about it. Tom Cruise is naked. That's it. You read my mind. That's exactly it. So one, as soon as Mike told me that we were going to be on this, I had one that instantly popped in my head. And it's where they're in the bar. I believe it's Kansas City barbecue.
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the bar that they're in, and Maverick and Iceman are shooting their testosterone over Charlie. So the way that I think is that Sean Bean is Iceman. Forget Val Kilmer. We got Sean Bean. When he walks away from him,
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You know, all like puffy chest slips on an ice cube from a cocktail and just slams his head on a bar top skull fracture. Done. Oh man. That's it. Mood is totally ruined. Karaoke machine just stops and alternately in the background.
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Sean Beaton could also be goose, sitting in a booth, just enjoying himself, ladies, choking on a chicken wing, like George Bush on a pretzel. Chokes and dies.
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Do you have him dying as their call sign? Is this ICFE? Iceman slips on an ice cube. Goose is choking on a wing. You know what? I didn't think about that, but that's goose gets feathered. So Sean Bean's name would be Grim Reaper. Grim Bean. Wolfman gets taken out by a werewolf. There you go.
00:05:54
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But that was, that was one of the first scenes. I got to definitely, I went chronologically, but like I was telling you guys earlier, I have a hard time separating top gun with, with, uh, hot shots. And there's a scene where they're, you know, facing each other in the bar and they're like, you know, childhood fighting is like, you did nuh-uh, uh-huh. And they start pushing each other. It's like, it's exactly the picture that hit when I went in my mind. It wasn't Vel Kilmer and Tom Cruise. It was, uh,
00:06:20
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Charlie Sheen and, um, Oh, what's his name? Was it, was it Kerry use? Yeah. Kerry. Yeah. Kerry Ellis. Yeah. I was used. I was whatever it is. Yeah. Uh, yeah. So that's the scene that plays in my head. So I can see it happening.
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I just thought it's funny. You have him in the background, not even in focus, just holding his throat, just done. But it's Sean Bean. I think it's great because he dies spectacularly in all the movies that he's in.
00:06:59
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This is true. It's got to be epic. It has to be, you know, falling 170 feet to your death at the Arecibo. Ditch. Just, I don't know. I could go all day with his deaths, but. He's a great man. Take him over to the team. All right. Uh, let's see who wants to go next. I can, uh, I can jump in here. Mr. Sean Bean playing a new character in the Top Gun film. Shove Tompkins.
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Shove Tompkins is a deck worker on one of the flight decks on the carriers. He's a signal man, so he gets out there and he's just given the signal for these guys to get slingshotted off the carrier into the air. Maverick and his team are ready to go. Tom Cruise, you know, Mav gets into his jet. Shove Tompkins gives the go ahead, but he doesn't get out of the way. He's too close.
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It's too close. Slingshot shoots the F-18 forward. Shev gets his suspenders caught on one of the rockets as it takes off, blasting him from zero to 600 miles an hour plus. Of course, Maverick doesn't care. He starts to do all his Maverick moves. Got to get the MiGs out of the air.
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You hear Tom Cruise, good old Maverick scream, I got tone! I got tone! Hits the button, rocket goes off, flying poor Shove Tompkins into a Russian MiG and exploding him over the valley. True American hero. True American hero. As Maverick salutes him, as he's seeking missile is coming.
00:08:53
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Perfect. It hurts. I love it. That was beautifully done. I'm well seasoned in killing Sean Bean. That's right. I forgot that you were one of the few that give him a name every single role he has. He's got to be a character. He's got to be someone. All right. I guess that takes us over to Slick Frog. Oh, God.
00:09:21
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Can you follow that? No. It takes a couple of go arounds to be efficient at killing Sean. Yeah, I see that.
00:09:36
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Oh, man. Sean Bean, huh? Sean Bean. We're killing Sean Bean. Sean Bean is playing a name man. Oh, fuck. Just keep saying Sean Bean. Sean Bean. Just repeatedly, Sean Bean. Sean Bean, Bon Sheen. I could imagine how tough it is when you've never seen the movie.
00:10:01
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It's been a rough week. I haven't had time to watch Sean Bean. Listen, he's going to be fronk with you. I'm being extremely fronk. It's been a rough week. I haven't watched Top Gun. Just think about it this way. Insert him anywhere where a jet or pompous pilots would go. Yes. And then just roll with it.
00:10:25
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Yeah, picture the Independence Day scene where Will Smith is chasing an alien, same thing. Alright, so Maverick, Maverick, is he getting into like dog fights with other jet pilots? Alright, fantastic, fantastic. And they're shooting heat tracing missiles at each other and fliers and all that. For sure. Alright, fantastic. Alright, Sean Bean is playing a character named Sean.
00:10:52
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Ironically. And Sean was a high school dropout. He had aspirations for college. He was going to go to be a mechanical engineer. And he never came up with the sufficient funds, so he stuck working at 7-11. And he's relatively close to the shoreline.
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Now, he's in the California area, right? And there's always these these jets going by these military drills. And one day, one day starts hearing these huge booms. He's looking at the Slurpee machine and shaking all over the place. And there's blue raspberry slushy going all over the ground.
00:11:37
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Rushes over to it. He starts sweeping it up sweeping it up into the dustpan another boom Dustpan falls onto the ground And he runs outside to see what all the ruckus is about and he sees two jets flying ahead Right up over and they're going in circles circles One of them climbs to a very high altitude does a barrel roll backwards and
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Just straight heat seekers down. And Maverick shoots the fucking jet that's chasing him out of the sky and it lands right on top of the 7-Eleven. And Sean Bean is disintegrated. Just mixed in with the slushies and the hot dogs and the boiled eggs and the pickles and bags just disintegrated. They're all the same ash.
Everyday Situations Turn Deadly for Sean Bean
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Maverick is supreme. There's so much buildup. That's what you got out of me. That's what you got out of me. If I were to write Top Gun, that's how it would have went. And Sean Bean would have been in the 7-Eleven. Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. Facts. They can cash it at 7-Eleven. Five percent fee. Oh, that's fantastic. Oh, man. Poor Sean. All right.
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So here's one of mine. So I have Sean Bean as an air traffic control operator who is very dedicated to his job. He normally works right through his brakes to ensure the Navy's top fighter pilots have his full attention. Except for on Dollar Hot Dog Wednesdays, where he always indulges. When he finally takes a minute to quickly eat a couple dogs, that's when Maverick requests the flyby, which the tower declines.
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Sean knows all about Maverick's usual shenanigans, but didn't hear the request since he had a mouthful of hot dogs and his headset was off. So Maverick, doing what he does best, he still buzzes the tower anyway, causing the whole place to shake as one guy spills coffee all over himself, and poor Sean Bean inhales a hot dog that's lodged in his throat and chokes the death.
00:13:52
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I love it. Rip. Let's just the rest of the time come up with ways that a hot dog can be involved in a Sean Bean death in Top Gun. Drowns in a pool full of hot dogs. Hot dog water. Why not? There's so many hot dogs. Working our way back. Dave, you got another one for us? I do.
00:14:21
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I do. All right. I guess I'll give a little bit more of a build up, a little bit of a backstory on this one. So Sean Bean, not going to be a main character this time, but Maverick's definitely involved in this one. So Sean Bean plays a guy named Will and he's having a pretty hard week like Frank and he decides to unwind with a jog. So he's like, you know what? I live pretty close to the beach. I'm going to go jog shirtless in the sunset.
00:14:48
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San Diego beaches. It's going to be great. Love it. I think he's, I think it's an ocean side where they, where they, this portion takes place. Yeah. So he's walking along or jogging along the beach, ocean side, beautiful golden hour. All of a sudden he hears a Kawasaki GPZ 900 R coming from the distance.
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It stops. He sees Maverick from far away. Doesn't know who he is because obviously Will's not in the military. Sees a guy with a bomber jacket. Real distraught because there's a for rent sign on his girl's house that he decided to throw away like an idiot and sit at the airport with no plane ticket. So as he goes away from the house, he's pissed. And you see in the movie, Maverick just guns it on that Kawasaki.
00:15:40
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So as he's speeding up, he's like 60, 70 miles an hour. It's a beach road. There's some potholes, erosion. It's rough.
00:15:48
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He actually, since the golden hour, nice sun, he sees a small lizard, gets gnarly fucking speed wobble, and just drags himself, dumps the bike, and the bike breaks in two. And unfortunately, the swing arm portion of the bike bounces up, hits the curb, and cranks Will dead center in the chest. Dead. Poor guy.
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See, this is why exercise is dangerous for you. Yeah, just stay inside and rot. Please. That's your PSA from Mystery Mike. Yeah.
00:16:29
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I want that on a poster. Stay inside and rot. Don't leave your house. It's scary outside. Beautiful. A good friend Tobias, aka Sean Bean, is a wicked wakeboard rider, likes to get out there, hit the waves early in the day, go work his job at Kinko's, hits it late at night, five or six o'clock in the evening, watches the sun goes down.
00:16:57
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Every evening in the Pacific ocean. Beautiful. Wonderful. Tobias is out there getting some good wake. Good morning. He knows he's going to be late to work today cause he just can't, can't leave. Can't leave that beach. Just ripping it. See some action in the distance. What's going on over there? Oh, yeah. Air Force doing some drills, working some stuff out, going through the whole bit.
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All of a sudden, explosion above him. One of the jets. Oh no, what's going on? Somebody bailed. Ejection seat comes out, but the body coming down is lifeless. No parachute. Seat comes down approximately 115 miles per hour, crushing Tobias on his wakeboard. Instant death.
00:17:47
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Cause you know those ejection seats, they weigh a few hundred pounds. Going that speed, he had no chance. With a lifeless goose? Lifeless goose dragging him down to the pits. Poor Sean Bean. Now is he rescued? Like his body.
00:18:04
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no no they don't even know that he was there that's the that's the the kicker is that maverick gets into the water he's so worried about goose popping the the orange smoke waiting for the the rescue he doesn't even notice a lifeless decapitated crushed body of tobias nearly 10 feet away
00:18:25
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Because he's so distraught. That is good with the parachute. Yeah. He thought it was the parachute. I mean, anything left of Tobias, even if he did survive that initial hit, he's suffocating to death underneath that orange parachute. That's right. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Who's going to miss somebody that works at Kinko's anyway? Kinko's will.
00:18:49
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Well, Tobias didn't show up yesterday, so we're going to have to let him go. Nobody answered the nobody opened the store this morning. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I had a very, very similar one to that same scene, basically, but he was like a deep sea fisherman where his boat caught fire and he was the only survivor just floating on this raft and he has like no energy because he's been adrift for days.
00:19:14
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That same scene where the ship or the plane's spinning out of control after getting the draft from the other plane and gets crushed by the plane. He does that twice and twice in the movie too. Like you'd think you'd learn. Go through the draft. The drag or whatever it is. Yeah.
00:19:34
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The jet wash, is that what they call it? Yeah, jet wash. I think that's why in part two you see the previews and what's his name? Teller? What is that actor's name? He plays Goose's son.
00:19:48
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And also has a creepy mustache, much like boosted. And you see that in that scene, he's in, he's in Maverick's face. He's like, Oh, you think I should trust you? Like my father did. Oh my God. Boom, boom, boom. Oh, that's a burn. It's rough. It's rough, man.
00:20:08
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I also had a scene where it was very short and sweet, Sean Bean is goose, and you know, that's it. Sean Bean is goose, that writes itself. He just smacks his face, smacks his face like goose, and that's it. Lovely. I did have one where he was a goat farmer, but we won't go over that one. Ooh, that's probably a good one. I'd like that. No, no, you don't want to hear that one. Oh, OK.
00:20:31
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That's the NC-17 version of the show. Yeah, Patreon episode. There you go. Frank, I know you got a good one, bro.
00:20:46
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He sounds so defeated. Dude, because my imagination is really, really weird. Think about some really tan dude shirtless playing beach volleyball in khakis. Yeah, no, I have. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. In khakis though, they have to be cut off khakis. Why in khakis? Because that's the way you play beach volleyball. Yeah, in khakis, it's the Navy way.
00:21:08
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Fair enough. That's an easy way. Shout out, uh, you know, them. Shout out. You already know. Yeah, you already know. Sean Bean. Again. Playing a character named Sean. But not, not S-E-A-N. It's S-H-A-W-N. Ooh. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Know a couple of those.
00:21:36
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It's Mavericks good friend in the Navy. They went to the academy together.
Volleyball Game Death Scenario
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They trained together. They came up through the ranks together. They've known each other pretty much half their lives. So come every Friday when they get their little
00:21:50
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18 hours out of their regular schedule. They go down to the beach. They like to play volleyball. Guys versus gals. Gals on the other side of the net. They're constantly trying to impress. No Jets involved, just volleyball. They get into a very heated match with these very strong women. They are just dense.
00:22:15
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3v3 Sean Maverick and their friend Timmy against three randoms hit after hit after hit probably 45 minutes 11 minutes later they're all looking at each other sweating thinking this can't go on forever so Maverick jumps up and spikes the ball and one of these dense women saves it she hits it back
00:22:45
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Maverick's on the ground and everybody's looking at Sean. Sean's gotta save it. So he jumps with his little tiny knuckles. Bumps it over the net. Just on the line of the volleyball court. And that's it. It hits the ground and they win the match. Maverick looks over at Sean to see him on the ground.
00:23:15
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face down in the sand. Sean looks back up at him with a mouthful of sand, and he's chewing it, looking at him, joking, ha ha ha, I got all the sand in my mouth. He's chewing it, spitting it out, swallowing some, spitting out, swallowing some. And as he's sifting through the sand in his mouth, there's something in it, something in his mouth that's not sand. And he's feeling around with his tongue, trying to figure out what it is.
00:23:44
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And it seems like some sort of man-made garbage, like some paper or some plastic. Oh, God. And he lets it rest, and he's letting it sit in his mouth, and he looks at Maverick, their other buddy. There's something in my mouth, and he says it's very muffled with sand falling out.
00:24:08
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Like what the fuck is it? So he spills out his mouth. He's pulling everything out with his fingers. He finds a little piece of paper, perforated. There's little teddy bears all over it. Are those the Grateful Dead teddy bears?
00:24:34
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Maverick gets closer and he looks at it. He goes, yeah, those are the Grateful Dead teddy bears. Why are those on a piece of paper? There are other buddies like, man, I got to get out of here. I'm going to go home. Buddy leaves.
00:24:50
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Maverick and Sean start walking up the boardwalk. Many, many minutes later. Sean's like, man, I don't feel so good. I think I need to go for a walk by myself, get some air. Maverick's like, yeah, that's fine, man. I'm going to go back to the, back to the camp, settle in for the night. Sure. So Sean goes on a nice long walk along the beach. All of his visuals start to get a little bit ripply, a little bit wavy. He doesn't really know where he is, but at the same time, everything is one.
00:25:18
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And as he's walking along the beach, he comes along a rock face. He sees this rock face and he's like, there's another challenge to face in my daily life. So he climbs up the rock and he's up at the top. He's looking at the ocean, looking at the sunset. He thinks, I need to be one with the planet and the planet needs to be one with me. And he swan dives with a front flip off of the cliff. Probably a good 200 foot drop onto jagged rocks.
00:25:47
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and he is just absolutely impaled. Jesus. By the rocks crashing. Just crashing the waves. Blood everywhere. Really setting the scene here. I thought for a moment you were going to say he needed to go wash his mouth out so he went to 7-Eleven and just at that moment he comes in. He goes, oh my god. 7-Eleven. You could say he took the highway to the danger zone. Yeah, I need to say that.
00:26:16
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Boy, I had one extra if you guys are willing you want to go for it go for it. Oh Yeah, I'll keep it pretty quick. Not as quick as Sean and penis goose But all right, so You have Jeff. He is a petty first-class flight deck
00:26:37
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Kind of similar to, I believe he was a yellow shirt or a green shirt, like Mike was
Final Thoughts and Show Promotion
00:26:42
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saying. What was his name? Chip? Chad? Chad. Who got rocketed off of Maverick's rocket. So... Judd. Yeah, Judd. So you have another flight deck crew. So at the end of the film, when they're all flying back and Maverick does that,
00:27:01
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Second reckless flyby of the conning tower and everybody's pissed and half of them are clapping a half of them are pissed We have them coming into land on the aircraft carrier so Jeff is an arresting cable operator so Iceman comes in lands perfectly no problems
00:27:23
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And Jeff is super stoked because his deployment's almost done. He's got like three more weeks. So he might not be paying attention as much. Maverick comes in like the asshole that he is. He decides to come in super hot, hits the arresting cable the wrong way, hooks it, drops the plane, arresting cable snaps. Oh, jeez.
00:27:45
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takes good old Jeff with him legs right at the knees completely off and he falls to his knees because that's all that's there now and
00:27:59
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But there's another plane coming in, but the arresting cable is gone, so nobody can land. He bleeds out. Finn. Finn. That's the end of the movie. Final scene. It was gonna be Jeff in the conning tower as an officer, and then Maverick hits the conning tower. It explodes. He worked his whole career. They blew up, but I've decided for him to get hit by an arresting cable. I thought that'd be fun.
00:28:21
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So as he's bleeding out, it slowly fades to black with like that sweet guitar riff in the background. It's like, oh, that did not end the way I thought it was going to. That's an interesting ending. Oh, poor guy. Falls to his knees because that's all that's there. Snap them right off at the knees. His new feet.
00:28:52
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Alrighty, so here's my last one.
00:28:57
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Sean Bean, AKA, his call sign is Stark, obviously for Ned Stark. I love it. He's one of the best pilots in Top Gun. So if Iceman and Maverick are one and two, he's a close third, but no one cares about third place, right? Well, he's from a small village in the north, which is usually covered by snow three quarters of the year. And he did not realize that when he agreed to join Top Gun to compete for number one, that it was a requirement to be sweating 90% of the goddamn time.
00:29:26
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I mean seriously, they're training, they're sweating, they're playing volleyball, they're sweating, they're watching video, they're sweating, they're in the locker room after taking a shower, they're sweating. He simply cannot take the amount of exertion and unfortunately he suffers a heat stroke while waiting for an elevator and dies. Oh my god. His blood just cannot handle it from the north.
00:29:52
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So thirsty. I mean, seriously, they're sweating this entire movie. It's hot out in Miramar. Like all the time? No. Most of the time. In the summer, yeah. I get sweat when you're playing volleyball. Sure, you're working up a sweat, but they're just watching clips and they're just, everybody's just drenched. Why is everybody so moist? High pressure situations, you know? Just, they're just dousing water on Tom Cruise every time they can cut the scene.
00:30:21
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It has to be. Just a little squirt gun. Imagine that baby way on a budget. You got somebody with a super soaker just sitting there like. I want to see, I'm going to go read the credits and see who is responsible for keeping the moisture on the actors. They call him the wet boy. Wet boy. Wet boy, get over here. God, can you imagine smelling the inside of that helmet when they were done with that? It's like hot. It's like hockey gear, dude.
00:30:51
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I could go all day with it. The most ridiculous ones, but it's, it's so, so funny. It's, it's fun to do. I like killing. I don't know. I like the, uh, the accidental killing him based on his own call sign. Um, what are the cops or call sends again? Viper. So you can die by a Viper, right? Oh yeah. There's snakes everywhere in San Diego. There was Merlin.
00:31:20
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Yep. Die by a merl wizard. You're a wizard, Maverick. Boom. Oh, yeah. Chipper. You fall in a wood chipper. Oh, geez. Yeah, that's a mess. It's a mess.
00:31:35
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I just thought that would be like a really bad way to go. A wood chipper? A wood chipper? Like, especially if you... It'd be a different thing if you were just the body going through it, but like, if you were alive... I mean, you got a good seven seconds. I'd rather have you chop me up first, dismember me first, and then throw me in the wood chipper. Yeah, feet first, you know, average height. You're looking at about seven seconds.
00:32:04
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Not cool. Oh, another another call sign Hollywood. So I guess you could die by crashing to the Hollywood sign. Oh, that would have been dope. Slider. Maybe he's playing slip and slide with the boys and he hits a rock.
00:32:15
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I'd head first into a boulder. He chokes on a cheeseburger slider at the bar. There it is. Everybody's playing on that piano and singing the song, and he's just eating his dinner in the background, just choking to death while nobody cares. That's what I'm saying with the wing. You just see him in the background. Oh, man. So many ways to go.
00:32:41
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Well, I'll tell you what, guys. Next time I do hot shots, we'll bring it back in. Part D. Yes. I'm so about it. And maybe Slick Frank will watch it and be a little bit more confused. Yes. We should just make it every time that he comes on with us, he doesn't watch the movie. No. No, it's been a rough week. I just found out recently that I had to watch Top Gun, and I did not get the time. Well, now you can go back and watch it.
00:33:11
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Realize how I killed Sean. Well, thank you guys for joining. Do you want to let everybody know where they can find you or anything you got coming up here to tune into? You can find us everywhere. We're on all platforms. Our Society conspiracy hour. Look it up. Listen.
00:33:31
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You can find everything that we have on our website, www.hushhushsociety.com. It's got everything you need to know, everything, all our hushy, hush, hush material. But things that we have going on, we have a new episode.
00:33:49
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that has just been released about the Cheshire Home Invasion Murders. It's our 49th episode. It's a doozy. And we also have June 6th is our 50th episode, where it's going to be live on Facebook. It's going to be 7pm Eastern Standard Time.
00:34:07
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on the 6th of June, Monday, always Monday. And we're going to be covering transhumanism and the Yellow Sands Society. And if you've been a part of one of our live shows, we do some trivia. We recap our season and do some sneak peeks. And also this time we're going to be adding a quick little hot take segment. So we'll see how that goes. But that's what we got going on.
00:34:36
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Awesome. And check these guys out on Twitter and all the social medias. A lot of fun to see what you guys are up to. A lot of interesting things you come across that, you know, some of the stuff I've heard about before and some stuff I got to dig in a little bit deeper. So it's fun, entertaining.
00:34:51
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You learn something and you can laugh a little bit too. Yeah, we tend to go with the historically accurate as close as possible, well-informed scientifically informed information. We, you know, covering conspiracy theories and cryptids and mysteries and fringe science. So it's a lot of, like you said, you learn stuff and you also get to laugh at stuff that you probably shouldn't laugh about.
00:35:20
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That's what podcasting is all about. Well, awesome. Well, thank you guys so much for joining me today. This was a lot of fun. Got a chance to revisit this film. I haven't watched in geez, damn near 20 plus years. Uh, but a lot of, a lot of cool stuff. So check them out. Thanks for tuning in. And until next time we'll find some more ways to kill this poor, poor Yorkshire man. Well, thanks a lot guys. Thanks man. Appreciate it.
00:35:59
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I'm gonna take my shirt off and play volleyball in the danger zone. Then I'm gonna go buy some shoes, take you asleep. And then I'm gonna go home and sit in my danger zone chair and look at the danger zone internets.
00:36:26
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00:36:56
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Away my breath! I need it to live! Get me back my breath!