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Pacific Rim (2013)
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Sometimes you just want to shut your brain off and watch giant robots beat the crap out of monsters. You kinda get that in 2013's American science fiction monster film, Pacific Rim.
Story by Travis Beacham, who co-wrote the screenplay with Director and producer Guillermo del Toro. Starring Charlie Hunnam as Raleigh Becket, Idris Elba as Marshal Stacker Pentecost, Rinko Kikuchi as Mako Mori, Charlie Day as Dr. Newton Geiszler, Ron Pearlman as Hannibal Chau, and many more
With a budget of $200mil, it made $411mil in the box office. Currently an 6.9 on IMDb.
When we spun the wheel on the category Creature Features and landed on Pacific Rim, our average nostalgia score came out to a 6.7
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Introduction to 'On Second Watch'
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And now your feature presentation.
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In the world of big budget blockbusters, travel back in time to explore the epic and not so epic movies of yesteryear. This is On Second Watch, a movie nostalgia podcast.
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Hey, welcome to On Second Watch, where we first review a film based only on our nostalgia for it, then rewatch the movie to see if it is better or worse than we remember. And to make things more entertaining and fun for everybody, we play a game of plot summary Mad Libs,
00:00:52
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and we take the plot of the film and everybody else provides those replacement words to create a new plot. Sometimes it's better, sometimes it's worse, and most of the times it's just highly inappropriate. And we've also introduced a high-stakes game of trivia where the winner has the power to choose the next category that we all pick a film for in our Spin the Wheel of Death. Oh, shit. Did you do something or are you just nervous about the Spin the Wheel of Death? Always nervous about the Spin the Wheel of Death, man.
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That's right. So my name is Tim. Based on this movie, hashtag Japan strong.
Meet the Hosts
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The guy who knows a thing or two about creature features, Chris.
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Hey. I have my drifting partner in crime, Dana, here. Our Jaeger scientist, Carrie, who's probably out trying to drift with a... Jaeger brain. Secondary brain. Kaiju right now. Oh, yeah, Kaiju. What am I getting here? Carrie's not here, but she's here in spirit. I have her thoughts on this film. And the one who would name her robot good fella, Nikki. She can at least talk about it. Not wrong. Yeah. She'll get it one of these days. One of these days.
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and the man who considers the phrase piloting a Jaeger slaying for drunk driving spaz. And a bang. I like that. Well played. Well formed. I thought really hard about that one. I thought you did. That was good. I mean, Jaeger was a shoo-in. You knew there was a play there. Yeah. Had to.
Exploring 'Pacific Rim' Details
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So we're here to talk about 2013's American science fiction monster film Pacific Rim. This story by Travis Beecham, who co-wrote the screenplay with director and producer Guillermo del Toro. Charlie Hunam as Raleigh? I can never pronounce that name right. Raleigh Beckett. Idris Elba as Marshall Stacker Pentecost.
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Rinko Kikuchi as Mako Murray. Charlie Day as Dr. Newton. Geisler? Go with it. Dr. Newt. Yeah, you go. Ron Perlman as Hannibal Chow, and there's many more. This is a huge ensemble here.
00:03:09
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With a budget of a whopping $200 million, it made 411 in the box office and currently sits at a 6.9 on IMDB. And I feel like half the movies we review are a 6.9 on IMDB. There's like a hundred thousand people that are trying to make every movie a 6.9. Every middle floor. Those are my kind of people. Those are my people.
00:03:38
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That's right. So you guys are going to have to help me out with this one. We spun the wheel on the category of creature features, which was Chris's pick. And we landed on Pacific Rim, which I believe was Spaz's choice for full. Yes, it was. And I forgot what movie I chose. Yeah, you asked this week, what movie are we doing? Dude, it totally just slipped my mind. I was like,
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Cause everything I saw was back to the future. I was like, wait, did we just, I thought we watched back in the future. What the hell? I would have laughed if you watched like back to the future, two or three.
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As I found out today when I was doing a dry run, making sure I had everything right. That when I was going down the, the starring cast of this movie, I forgot to update it. So I went down like Idris Elba, then went to Crispin Glover. I'm like, wait, that doesn't sound right. That's a nude. He's a doctor. Whatever that guy was named was. Geisler. Yeah. I didn't know the other one. Oh, the, um, one of the British ones. Yeah.
00:04:40
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I like how we can't remember names that we just watched. It turns into G2. It turns into G. I closed my browser. I have no idea. But our nostalgia score came out to be a 6.7, which was right underneath IMDB score. So we'll see how this is impacted by our rewatch or first watch in many of our cases.
Pacific Rim Trivia Game Begins
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But before we do that, let's jump to some.
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Trivia. Now again, I gave away like half these answers in the introduction of this film. I listened very close. I did not. I was like, come on. I was like six times in a row. I've given almost all the answers away. So let's kick this off. Start that countdown. Your phones are freaking loud. That wasn't silent, but I felt like that was too. The vibration. All righty.
00:05:37
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Oh, there it is. I remember this one. It's not revealing. I haven't clicked it yet because I was like, why is there a delay? Nicky's ready. Nicky's ready. Pacific Rim was released in what year? 2010, 2011, 2012, or 2013. Who's got their phone on, man?
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I swear mine is on silent, but I feel like it's mine. I'm going to make sure the volume sounds. Sorry. Oh, it might've been mine. Be better, Chris. I don't know if it was mine. I can't tell I have headphones on. Everybody said 2013. You guys are right. That may be the only one I get. Time will tell. Question two, in which ocean is the interdimensional portal discovered?
00:06:34
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The Arctic, the Atlantic, the Indian, or the Pacific. What? Fuck. Did anyone else get like a sending answer waiting thing? No. No. I got this one wrong. You, no way, Dan. I totally did. Oh no, you didn't. We all got it right. What did you, nevermind. I'm not going to ask.
00:06:58
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I don't know, man. I thought it was Arctic for some reason. Oh my God. Pacific Ram, Dan. Wow. Sorry, I'm really tired. Leave me alone. It's the Pacific Ocean. It's called the Pacific Ram. Okay. I was just throwing you a bone. Totally forgot what movie was. What? I actually have two, right? Damn it. You're going to win this one, Tonya.
00:07:27
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Well, let's check those leaderboards on time here. Fuck the internet. Yes. It's pretty, pretty close game so far. Okay. I've never been in first place before. Let me be excited. Okay. Fair enough. All right. Let's jump to question number three. Who wrote the original story for Pacific Rim?
00:07:52
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Guillermo del Toro, Travis Beecham, Matt Reeves, or John Rogers? Once again, I got a sending answer. I got it that time. What the horseshit? I didn't. I didn't. And this is where I start getting more people. This is still way better than the other one, by the way, even though I'm complaining. All right. Who picked John Rogers? That would be Dana for unlikely. Like I said, I already got an answer.
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Oh yes, the Jolly Rogers. I literally just heard a bunch of names and I'm like, I don't know. He did some monster stuff, right?
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John Rogers. Uh, I put them in there for a reason and I feel like he did something to do with monsters at one point in time. It could be, I'm not recall or transformers, whatever. Yeah. I can't remember why I put them on here. I had a, I had a reason. I mean, unless you were there, unless I wasn't, if I wasn't listening very closely to what you were saying, thinking that you were going to give us the answers, then I wouldn't have remembered. I would have went with a, I would have went with a too, but then I remember trying to speech him and I was like, cool.
00:08:59
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Thanks, Tim. Thanks, Tim. You're welcome. You're welcome, buddy. All right. Question number four. What is the process called that creates the mental link between pilots? Your choices are A, drifting, B, so halo, C, mind meld, or D, brain boom-boom. Dana, don't go brain boom-boom, please.
00:09:25
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Well, that's the best answer. It is the best answer. We got three for drifting, which is correct. Oh, who put mind melt? That would be me. Oh my God. Oh man. Dan, I don't know what I was doing. Could they have mentioned that more in the movie? Like it was possible. I don't know what else. We'll drift. It's all right.
00:09:52
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Bonus points for anyone who knows what sahelu is. A word that looks hard to pronounce. Yes. No. Yes. A city. Never mind. It's there. I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue. They're blue. Is it? Wait, is it from Avatar? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's the bond. Yeah, that's it. Oh. That movie.
00:10:22
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I, yeah. Another day. I haven't seen a movie since I saw it in theaters. Hey, the sequel water is what is coming out eventually. Yeah. Gosh, even the title of that. You pissed her off royally, dude. I did. I think you would just went straight mean on that one.
00:10:52
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I can't wait until the third one comes out and it's a horror movie. Yeah, we got to wait another 20 years for the third one, though, because he does it every 10 years. I was just making a joke about how the obsession of the director and water, everything he does is water related anymore. Yeah. He's got the next water world coming up. I hope so. I can bring back Kevin Costner.
00:11:14
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All righty, let's take a look at those leaderboards. Oh. Woo hoo. Oh, by a point. Dang. It's because of the delay. Yeah, it is. I got delayed last time, yeah. I've been, it's like, anyways. Listen. No, no, no, this is better. I'll stop complaining. This really is better. Sorry. I'm just competitive. Question five, which Academy Award was Pacific Rim nominated for? This is a tough one.
00:11:44
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Best sound editing, best visual effects, sexiest ensemble of Earth's heroes, or D, none of the above. I should have went with C even. Maybe should have read the whole thing before I selected it. Yeah, me too. Same here. I just wanted to just- Did you pick
Concluding the Trivia Game
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B? Yes, I did. D, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's D. Yeah. Me too. You guys were- It should be B though. So, such in a hurry. Yeah. Yup.
00:12:15
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Let me be very clear here if I've wanted this level of bullshittery I'd go back to high school You put the goddamn answers where I see them I don't need anybody deceiving me with none of the above not enough information to solve the problem Too bad
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All right, it's like it's still a close match anyone can take this yet, but we got This is one more questions. We got a few more questions ago And they somewhat get harder. Oh Great. They're all none of the above question six. What was the name of the Jaeger pelleted by Yancey and Raleigh Beckett? Oh
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A, Gypsy Danger, B, Cherno Alpha, C, Crimson Typhoon, or D, Striker Eureka? Well done on this one. Yeah, I have no idea. I mean, I know it, but I'm good for you for doing this. Gypsy Danger. These were all actual Yeagers in the movie. What did you do, Tim? Oh, what happened? What did you do? OK. What happened there? I don't know. I don't know, but I got it wrong, and it's telling me I got it wrong. I got it wrong. I got it right. I clicked the wrong button.
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What was it gypsy danger? So I was gonna go with that one, but I thought that was that was Charlie hood him and his brothers Yeah, but I thought that's what he did at the end. He always he always Drove or drifted in gypsy danger. It's always his oh, it was at the end and the beginning. Yeah a duck Yeah, and they rebuilt it. They retook back the Jaeger and rebuilt it. That's why okay, I
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That's why it ended with a double core reactor. I thought that was a trick question. Sorry. Well, that's okay. It's a good, well done. All right. Question seven. I'm going to hopefully hit the right button. What did Pentecost give to Mako Mori when she was selected as Beckett's co-pilot? A, a locket. B, a child shoe. C, a badge or D, a pair of rings.
00:14:31
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I appreciate how technical these are getting. This one was easy, right? Everyone got this, I think. Hey, you got it all. Everybody picked a shoe, the child shoe, which is weird, but whatever. It was her shoe, Tim. Well, it was that memory, right? Still weird. It's still weird that he pocketed it for like 20 years.
00:14:52
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Yeah. That's what I was thinking. And he sees it as like he. She's walking around on one shoe. I mean, for like the whole time, he's like, you could have given it back to her, but no. He's like, this is mine now. Hop along, little one. Watch out for the glass. All right. So after seven questions, Chris is in the lead, followed by Dan, AKA fuck the internet, then Nikki and Dana. But Dana, you have six out of nine correct.
00:15:21
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Yeah, she's killing it, man. That's actually a miracle considering everything. So we have the penultimate question coming up here and then the wager question coming up next. So question eight.
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Which of the following is a category five kaiju? A, knife head, B, scunner, C, slattern, or D, rising? Oh my god. I mean, this was difficult. How the fuck do I eat? I don't... Ball sack? Fuck it. I'm pretty sure I got this wrong. So yeah, I'm pretty sure I did too. Me too. Let's see what everybody picked. Ooh, it's split.
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I'm pretty sure my category is four. Yeah, it's slatter. It's slatter. Slatter. That's the only one that it did register for me. And I was like, uh, and I couldn't remember what they called it. Let's see. Knife head was a category three schooner. And you were a category four. I knew Roger was four, but I was like, I was like, I don't remember what a lame name for category five. And that's the case. And sure enough, it was.
00:16:33
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All right, so here we are before the last question. Chris is in the lead with 530, Nikki right behind with 503, Dan with 446, and Dana with 418. So with a little bit more than 100 points dividing between first and fourth, this last question can change everything. Oh, man. So for those that are unaware, the last question, you can wager none or all your points.
00:16:58
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Or half, right? Or whatever you want. You can even type in your own number if you're that crazy. I think Carrie typed in her own number last time, because that's Carrie. Yes. That was probably rounded down to the second decimal. So let's go to the next question. Place your bets. You don't even know what I'm going to ask. Even though I set it up to show a hint, it didn't work. I did.
00:17:26
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Oh, how many kaiju do we see killed by gypsy danger in the movie? I repeat, how many kaiju do we see killed by gypsy danger in this movie? Four, five, six, or seven. Shit, I think I, fuck. Oh. Total guess here. Oh, absolutely. Oh, I totally got it wrong, huh?
00:17:57
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I just realized I miss counted. I love this so much. I got it wrong too. Yeah. Everybody chose a different number. Yep. I totally miscounted. Fuck me. Yeah, I did too. It was five. Yep. It was five. Nice job. See, I was, I was totally going to put five too, but I was, damn it.
00:18:21
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I forgot one near the last half of the movie. God damn it. And Tim knows why I answered the way I did. So I'm done because the number seven. Yep.
00:18:38
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You've been doing that since high school, Dana. Sometimes it doesn't work. Nope, it doesn't. Hopefully you guys like my next category. Already got it picked. I'm choosing horror rhymes with good fellows. You know, I'm going to go again and break away from that again. All right. I feel like I just need to give it a rest and then maybe the next time I go for it, it'll happen. I was.
00:19:04
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I think I was going to aggressively to try to get good at this, then it was a backfiring finish. Oh, wait, do I say it now? Thanks. I mean, if you want to, you can. Okay. It is going to be Western. Oh, fuck. Not in no scary movies again. What? Oh, God damn it. Western, not a scary movie. My least favorite genre of fucking movie. Thanks.
00:19:31
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I'm sorry. I love Westerns. Listen, you can blame my sister because she specifically was like, you guys should review young guns. And I was like, hey, if I win a trivia, which I never do, I'll pick Westerns for the board. Are we not spinning on your category today, too?
00:19:48
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Yeah, you are. I know I went twice. Because you can totally. Because Carrie's not here. Because you can totally use young guns for this one, too. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm not going to because I have a way better pick. Because she's totally going to save it for the Western. Yeah, I know. Yes. And apparently, I can't do Western horror, so there goes dead birds. Sorry. I'm just going to choose a horror anyways. Yeah. Damn it, Dan. I'm just kidding. Fuck it. Fuck it. You're all watching Bone Tomahawk.
00:20:19
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I haven't seen it, nor do I want to. It's pretty graphic. That's what I've heard. All right. Let's do this. Let's do some, some mad laws before we review this film. Um, and, uh, my handy dandy sheet is up and running. So what
Plot Summary Mad Libs: Pacific Rim
00:20:37
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do you say? Should we do this, uh, in order of how we didn't trivia? Sure. That right. So Nikki wins. I'm still trying to figure out which one I forgot.
00:20:51
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So there was one in the beginning and then there was two when they killed two and there was a two underwater, right? But there was three at the end. They killed all three. No, but I don't know. He only killed two at the end. Yes. Oh, he killed two at the end. And then there's the beginning and I'm missing the one. Oh, he killed the two in the double battle. Yeah, the two killed two in Japan, one in the beginning and two in the water. Yeah.
00:21:20
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I almost got caught up on thinking it was three in the water too. And then I was like, no, I think the other people got one. See, I remembered him carrying that carcass. That's why I put six. And I was like, that was just part of the explosion. And I was like, gosh, yeah, that's why. Because he cut the one in half. Yeah, I remember that.
00:21:37
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And then and then he burned the one on the way down. Yeah, on the way down and the other one got away. No, no, the other one got blown up because of the other to go. Yeah. And I forget. See, the ones I forgot was when they were doing the double battle in Hong Kong. I forgot that fight. So I added up incorrectly anyways. I thought three at the end plus the one at the beginning. So that's how I got four. I put six.
00:22:03
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You're wrong, Colonel Sanders. So is your face. I would have. I didn't have enough points to beat out Nikki anyways, even if I got it right. Well, guys, I said I was going to do it by order of the trivia, but Nikki was the only one with points. Yeah. So just go through the list. I think it was like how was there and Chris was saying he goes, Nikki, Nikki Dana, Chris, and then fuck the Internet. Did you just call me Dickie?
00:22:33
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That's what you get for winning. Take this. Yeah. Ha ha. Totally got you. All right. Let's start with our nouns. I need six of them.
00:22:47
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Basket. Perfect. Look around your room. I know. I'm like dog. There you go. Dog. There's two. Sorry. This shouldn't be so hard. You know, now in person, place or thing, like it's so easy. I do a dry run of these every single time and I just fill this out like in like four seconds. So it's just, maybe it's just being on the spot is hard.
00:23:13
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I just say one that I wait so it gives everyone an opportunity. So I don't hog it. Well, speaking of hogging it, I have a flying pig in my hands. So not just the pig flying pig. That's right. It is a flying pig and it's, uh, it's rainbow. So, I mean, it's, it's got a lot going on here. And it's a quite busy pig. It is three more. What's in your car? What's in your fridge?
00:23:44
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Teapot. Pocket watch. Bag plate. Boom. Not just a bag, it's a bag plate. It has to be a bag plate. That's right. For my Scottish heartage, stink pound. All right. Eight adjectives. I hate you. Wow. Come on, these are easy.
00:24:08
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Hairy. Course. It's just like all that sand. It's coarse. Get somewhere. Jaundiced. Ooh. Yup. Salty. Historic. Robust. Weathered. Is there some virge words for sight? Is that all of them? What'd you say? Virile. Fair enough. All right. Now I need nine verbs.
00:24:39
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Let's make it spicy. This is when it gets awkward. Frolicking. Chew. Gross. Is it obvious that I'm eating pretzels? It is now. Banging. There it is. Bang. Just straight. There's space.
00:25:08
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How many do we have? How many do we need? Just keep going. Just keep going. Okay, Spaz, I don't know what you're watching over there and I'm not going to shame you, but I mean, you're laying on pretty thick. What are you talking about? How about crept or creep, whatever works. So I creep. There you go. You're welcome. You're being creeped. Yeah. Saunter.
00:25:39
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exert launch spinning all right got it all right spaz this is your time to shine sir i need a type of alcohol hold on two hours later i'll have one for you but i'm opening up his app now i don't need a brand i need to type oh just like a whiskey then
00:26:08
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Surprised he didn't say scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. I love scotch. Down in my belly. All right, Chris, it's your time to shine. I need a Dungeons and Dragons class type. Oh, a class type? Yeah. Rogue. Dana, your time to shine. I need a weapon.
00:26:34
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I'm going to say a hand cannon. Okay. After this, we're going to go play some destiny. No, sir. All right. I need another type of weapon. Oh, what? Another type of weapon. But a dagger. There you go. I guess it's a spaz time to shine again. I need two body parts.
00:27:08
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I was just filling in for him, because you know that's where his head went. Actually, it wasn't. You motorboat and son of a bitch. But I like what Chris is at, man. Bill for cover or bill for speed. Knee cap and elbow done. He went with the joints. Sort of.
00:27:35
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I need three celebrities. Ryan Gosling. Chris Hemsworth. Emma Stone. Oh yeah. Are we so predictable? That was pretty on the nose. I need two colors. Green. Blue.
00:28:04
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The most boring colors you can choose. I know. I'm fine. I'm fine. Salmon. He's going with Ross colors. Crimson your pick. I don't care. Cabaret. Cabernet. I don't know. Cabaret. Cabernet. Who gives a salmon polka dots.
00:28:28
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This man over here is getting angry gatekeeping colors over here Sorry that greens my favorite color yeah, yeah Azure skyline as your skyline. I don't know crimpskin skyline. What the fuck Tim? Oh?
00:28:45
Speaker
I'm gonna move on. Pick your old fucking college next time. I immediately regret that decision to... Totally unrelated. I need a tool. My dick. Tim!
00:29:04
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I'm sorry, let me rephrase. I need a tool that works. Oh. Oh. Ouch. You should have doubled down and said it again. I will, my dick. And my ox. Your birthday is next week. A plunger. All right. There. I mean, all right. It's a tool. It does tool-like things. I wasn't going there when I wrote this, but you know what? It works.
00:29:34
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I mean, I don't know what you want. He said tool. Would you mean power tool? No, we're good. We're good. A dangerous event caused by mother nature. My dick. A drought. Yeah. I need a position on a sports team. Left fielder. Perfect. Space ball season. Football's coming up though.
00:30:00
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I'm excited, sorry. I'm so excited. Dan just like turns on his computer, rips a line of coke, and then boots up the bad guy. David, I wish I had a line of coke to bump right now. Awesome. All right. I need a word somebody would yell out loud. Shit. Balls. Shitballs. Shitballs. Tacket balls. I need a profession.
00:30:25
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QA. Is that what Chris does? Yes, that's what I do. Yes, I got it right. What kind of QA? I'm not going there with you. I am outside of work. Outside of work. I need a clothing material. Silk. Cashmere. Those are two good ones. Spandex. Oh, that's the winner.
00:30:51
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Yoga winner winner to die and come back as a leotard. I will give you anyone a crisp high five. They know what movie that's bio dome done. There we go. Boom. High five coming your way. All right. I need an animal wombat like it gets like a liger. All right. Something that would hurt.
00:31:21
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Don't say it's best. I'm saying. My. So. Stubbing your toe. A rake to the face. Stepping on a Lego. Yeah. Yeah. There's another good one. There it is. Yeah. Stepping on a Lego. Stepping on a Lego while stepping your toe. Wow. Easy, Satan. That's just a bad time all around.
00:31:51
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Pretty much. All right, and something that floats. We all float. The deadlights. Oh, my God, what are you doing? I am killing a spider. OK, you got to get a mulligan for that. I got.
00:32:15
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That's important work. Killing a spider by donging them to death. Sorry, man. You know my hatred. I haven't been able to sleep in my bed because I walked in and saw a spider on my pillow. I was like, oh, god. Oh, it's going to kill me. No, bro. Not doing anything for me. And then I tried to kill the fucker and he ran away. So I'm like, he was just keeping it warm for you, man. That was the biggest black spider I've ever seen in my life. Oh, my gosh. That's so unsettling. I'm going to have issues sleeping if you keep it up.
00:32:45
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I went to use the bathroom earlier a couple weeks ago when I was getting up for work and there was a grass spider just like guarding the toilet. And I was like, this is how my day is going to start off. We're going to start off with violence. I took a picture of it. It was like the size of a half dollar. Oh, my gosh. That's how big that spider was on my pillow. I named him Hank. Name them Hank.
00:33:08
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I named my boss. Actually, I named Hank. That's the jumping spider in my basement. She's over in the corner. Kill them bastards, man. Now, man, he's doing his job and he's taking out the bugs. He killed them. Actually, actually, he died. He didn't make it. He got stuck in the carpet, I think. But anyways, he should be dead. I like Tim's face is just like, yeah, this is what we're doing right now. We're having stories. Do you ever say something that floats? Because I don't people in the pool noodle there.
00:33:38
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So foam. Yes. Are you ready? I guess so. I told Dana this was going to be fun because I realized when I was watching this that I literally could name every kaiju based off of Mad Libs and all of the Yeagers as well. So let's see how this turns out. I present to you the plot summary Mad Libs of Pacific Rim.
00:34:07
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When the interdimensional portal opens and the Kaiju begin to frolic our world, differences are set aside as world leaders pool resources to build giant hairy and salty robots capable of chewing these monsters. These robots are called Whiskies.
00:34:24
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There it is. Yes. Controlling these whiskeys require two compatible pilots to bang each other. Two of the most successful pilots were Nikki, the jaundice basket in her younger brother, Chris, the weathered dog.
00:35:00
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I'm gonna start calling Chris the weather dog. I was like, that's fine. Together. They choked a kaiju threat with their whiskey, the rogue hand cannon. That actually sounds like something out of a video game. Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:19
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tragedy struck when the duo fought the category three kaiju called dagger kneecap who creeped mickey to death yikes
00:35:27
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Hey, I'm checking you out of your window. Quickly, you creep. As Earth's last hope, a global team is built to drop a nuke on the portal. First, there's Dana, the Russian course flying pig.
00:35:50
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I'm so sorry. Her co-pilot Ryan Gosling. Yes. Hell yes. Hell yes. He just, he just smiles. Fuck the world. Not just that. Her co-pilot Ryan Gosling as they pilot the salmon plunger.
00:36:14
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Then there's spazz, the Chinese historic teapot and his co-pilot, Chris Hemsworth pilot piloting the magenta drought. Oh man. I don't know how far we're going to get me and him. Did we get a name to our Jager? Yeah.
00:36:33
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No, I know. We were operating the whiskey. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The hand cannon. Is it called the rogue hand cannon? Yeah. I'm sorry. I thought the move that my whiskey did was the rogue hand cannon. So wait. So wait. Let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. So the rogue hand cannons into choking. Yes. Yes.
00:36:55
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Exactly. And it's operated by. OK, you know what? This is getting really raunchy, a little bit of whiskey, a little bit of whiskey, a little bit of banging and a little bit of choking. Got to get away. Let's go now. All right. Tim is the Australian robust pocket watch in his. You are his co-pilot Emma Stone piloting the left fielder shitballs. Yeah, awesome.
00:37:24
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Uh, finally, Nikki teams up with Carrie, the virile bagpipe. I mean, that's one way to call something. Nevermind. I mean, I've heard the term virile bagpipe before, but poor Carrie. Oh, but she's a highly skilled quality assurance technician and to pilot the newly renovated rogue hand cannon.
00:37:48
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I mean, look at it this way, Nikki, at least you're not apparently hitting it up with your your brother. What are you doing, step sister? Oh, my gosh. All right. One by one, though, our heroes start to meet their end. Dana and Ryan Gosling were sauntered to death by the Kaiju spandex elbow. So I feel like it's a wrestler. Yeah.
00:38:17
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Spaz and Chris Hemsworth were exerted quickly by the Kaiju Wambachi. Wait, did I die? Yes. And so did me, Chris Hemsworth. Well, when did I die? I don't know. I didn't hear him. Just happened, right? Okay. No.
00:38:34
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Wait, no, Chris can't die. It wouldn't have been before I started compiling with Kerry. Yeah, yeah. You just wrote me right out of there. I did. So it wouldn't have been Nicky that teams up with Kerry. It's Chris that teams up with Nicky. Yeah, because Nicky died.
00:38:50
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Nikki died. Nikki died in the beginning because she was creeped to death by a dagger kneecap. Oh, that's right. He's outside your window staring at you. Check out my dagger kneecaps. We cannot follow this movie. He's like, I'm up in your tree. Tim and Emma Stone launched themselves with a stepping on the Lego bomb.
00:39:16
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Ooh, ouch. And in one last ditch effort, Chris and Carrie quickly spin the portal, initiate a self-destruct of rogue hand cannon, and use pool noodles to ride to safety.
00:39:29
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That's that word. I'm going to need like one more pool noodle. I'm kind of heavy. A couple. Yes. Just a half dozen. Yeah. I mean, pool noodles can carry like 10 pounds, man. I'm going to be like six, 16, 60. So I had a, I had a little, uh, little glitch with our host call, but it, you know,
00:39:58
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It all worked out. I just wanted to make sure. We got it. It worked out for all you guys because you guys didn't have to be with Ryan Gosling. I would have gotten in a whiskey with Ryan Gosling. We would have hung out. Probably talked the shop for a little bit. I would have said, hey, your new movie
Rewatch Reviews Begin
00:40:16
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is pretty good. I enjoyed it. Oh, was it?
00:40:18
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I actually did enjoy it. Yeah. Oh, cool. We'll watch that this weekend. It's not going to win any awards, but it's definitely entertaining. And Chris, Chris Pine is actually the star of this show. So that's that. That was pretty off the rails. It's a little weird. Got a little, a little weird in there. Little, little, little, little mech robot banging weirdo shit going on. You know, but you got, you got to drift somehow, right? Sure. If I had a nickel, I'd have zero nickels.
00:40:47
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Oh, so now comes the time where we do our rewatch review of this film. And since Carrie's not with us, she decided to share her thoughts on the film. So let me read these. I bet you didn't do it prerecorded. I asked her to, but she was just way too stressed out. So I'm going to let her know that her new nickname is virile bagpipe. I think she took it over the moist box princess any day. I don't know, man.
00:41:14
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All right. Why is Spaz pinning messages? Never mind. Anyways. All right. Carrie says my notes on the Pacific Rim. The Pacific Rim. Number one, I would have dominated trivia this week because I've seen this movie more times than anyone ever should. So now I need to challenge her and have her do it and see what would have happened. Oh, I believe she would have dominated that. Oh, yeah.
00:41:39
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Might have hung her up on that Tammany Kaiju died thing. No, because she's a scientist. She would have had them all categorized and talked about it now. That's true. Number two, it was weird to have Bernd Gorman play a good guy in this movie. He is such a good villainous actor that it's almost uncomfortable. I kept expecting a double cross. For those that don't know, he was the other scientist opposite of Charlie Day.
00:42:03
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Whatever his characters, I still don't know his role. It starts with a G. I'm too lazy to look it up, even though it's halfway open on my browser. All right, let's see. Number four, Kaiju movies are wonderful. I watched a lot of Godzilla stuff when I was younger, so this movie kind of brought the nostalgia back for me.
00:42:24
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Number five, we needed more Idris Elba in this movie, in all the movies. Okay, you know what, I'm gonna interrupt real quick. Carrie doesn't get to say that, because she says it about every movie. Yeah, she's a big fan of Idris Elba. She'd watch Idris Elba on mute, you know, and pause. And you know what, so would I. He's a very handsome man. I mean, at that point, it's just called a photograph, but still. He's good and sonic too. Don't be wrong, I enjoy Idris Elba a lot.
00:42:52
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And, but I just, I just, I know Kerry enjoys him a lot, a lot. Yeah. Okay. Nothing wrong with that. All right. So my score will very enthusiastically stay the same. She really enjoys this one. It's fun. Is it the greatest movie? No, but it refreshingly exceeded expectations and is truly the epitome of a fun summer movie. So her nostalgia score was an eight.
00:43:19
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So she is keeping it at an eight. Is it epitome or is it epitome? Epitome. Epitome. Epitome. Yeah, whatever. Just in case you want to say it again and. Oh, oh, oh, shit. I don't mean that. Damn, Nikki. Throw in shade. She'll call you out. She'll call you out. Throw in shade at Tim. No, helping. In case you want to be completely fucking wrong. I did it for salad. I did it for salad.
00:43:50
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I'm saying Idris Elba's name wrong with whatever. Yeah. No, I could not. I had no help there. All right. Let me let me do this again. But it's refreshingly exceeded expectations and is truly the epitome of a fun summer blockbuster. Happy. Yeah, I am. I got that other word wrong one time. I still forget what the word that was, but I got it wrong. I don't know. I don't argue as I get words wrong all the time.
00:44:19
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It was so you won't get a hard time from Carrie. Thank you. I choked. I was laughing through it, I choked. Oh, sorry about that. Okay, Dougie. Epitome. Epitome. That's what I get from reading. I missed it early. What'd you say? P tome or something? Epitome. What'd you say? Epitome. That just sounds like a skin disease. I didn't even catch it, so I was like... I was on my phone real quick, so I told Carrie her name was Vero Bagpipe, and then all of her...
00:44:47
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All I heard was Nikki going, Tim, you were completely wrong. I cannot believe you said that. Oh my god. Tim, you are the dumbest person to review it. It's epitome, not epitome. You moron. I just know I thought about it, and I was like, is it?
00:45:00
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Because I'm like, Carrie is really smart. So is this like just a word I've never heard before? But I feel like that's a way that my team would pronounce that. Nikki's just like, you dumb bastard. It's not a schooner. It's a sailboat. Right.
00:45:23
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I'm going to come back and be like, nope, that is a different word. And yeah, you totally add that up. You all more eyes. Okay. So there's carries eight Dana. You had the lowest score of a five for your nostalgia. Would you care to take us down your journey? Well, you already precursed what I'm going to do. You said down your journey and lead on to anything, right?
00:45:52
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Um, it's a three. Oh, fuck me. So, um, I will give each point a reason and I'm going to leave it at that. First one, it's not super Mario brothers, but it's still a movie. Um.
00:46:08
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It has an all-star cast. I just wish they actually all acted good. And then I actually really enjoyed a lot of the CGI. That was actually pretty cool for the most part, but that's it. I have nothing else I can add. I love you too, Dana. Sorry. Sorry. Jesus. I get it, Dana. It's like you just ripped my guts out and threw it on the fucking trash. I'm sorry.
00:46:36
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The fact I gave it three is really probably more than it deserves, but I'm going to just go with that and you guys can eat me four. I think it's a three because it's my movie and she just wants to trash me a little bit too. Actually, no. She's like, fuck this guy. No, actually, I remember telling Tim, like about 15 minutes in, I said, this would make more sense as a video game instead of a movie.
00:47:03
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As a video now, I did look that up and found out that they did make a video game of it many years after the fact. Yeah, it's I don't think it's very good either. You know, it's just one of those where it would have made more sense as a video game to me. Yeah, fair enough. I'm just going to leave it at that. I don't know. I'll take your three and I'll raise you a Nikki. You had the next lowest score of a six.
00:47:32
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Well, I am glad day and went first so I don't have to feel so bad Here's the thing I I couldn't remember anything about this movie and I agree with Dana I really like I found this very aesthetically pleasing to watch For you know more than not just the cast the monsters, right? It was fun to watch and
00:48:00
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while the story was you know it's we knew what we were watching right but it was good enough it's like okay i'll go there with you right but the problem where this movie went wrong with me is after the first double monster fight i was like all right this movie's almost done but i really got to go to the bathroom i'm just gonna pause it real quick and i happened to notice there were still 40 minutes left of the movie i was like
00:48:25
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how is this not done so i actually fell asleep before i finished it um which honestly it was fun to watch it was fun to watch i did enjoy watching it and then what i did watch you know what i missed like re-watching um
00:48:44
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The end of it this morning, it was like, OK, that wasn't bad. I just I must have been tired. But it was too long. And then where it really got me, it was going to come out at a seven. But the very end, when the second pod ejects and he makes it, it was like I was willing to go along with the first one. OK, fine. I'll give you that. He ejects the pod. He route Raleigh, right. He needed to die. He needed to die.
00:49:12
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Raleigh Raleigh Raleigh, I'm sorry. Would you like to try that again Nikki? Sorry North Carolinians, but yeah it it was like just So and it's I know it's a stupid movie and it's like it's already ludicrous to begin with but this happens to me with every every once in a while with movies like
00:49:41
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I'll go with it like the mummy right okay i'm in but then it gets so it just crosses a line where i can't take it anymore and for this movie for me it was the second pot ejecting with like four seconds left and he's surviving it was like okay no too far um so six and a half for me because it was still a really enjoyable watch just too long and the ending like was like i can't but um
00:50:11
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It was between a six and a half and a seven for me. And it's for me, what makes it lower. Again, it was fun to watch, but the rewatchability is not there. Like it's a movie I would need to watch every like 10 years, which barely is how long it's been since I've seen it anyways. I need to completely forget it to enjoy all the way until like there's 40 to 20 minutes left.
00:50:36
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But it's enjoyable until that part. Speaking of going too far, did you just slander the mummy? Yes. No, no, no. Actually, I'm saying the mummy is a crazy plot, but it's like I buy it. It's like, okay, I'm there. I'll watch it. I'm in, right? Okay. So there's movies like that where I make the jump and I go with it. But then sometimes it goes so far that I turn against it and I'm like, no, you went too far.
00:51:02
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Yeah. That's enough to say if you were slandering the mummy. There was going to be a real problem. Yeah, we were. Yeah. No, I like the mummy. That's a good one. You almost woke Sleeping Dragonaire, Nicky. I'm going to hop in my Jaeger and come on over. Tim and Spaz and I just saw it in theaters recently. We did. It was enjoyable. Oh, no, excuse me. Tim and I saw it. Well, Spaz, I had Spaz's ticket. Yeah.
00:51:30
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I totally forgot that I had a baptism to go to. Like I said, mommy, kid getting dunked in water. Family first. No. Brendan Fraser first. Always Brendan Fraser. All right. I had the next lowest score of a six. All right. I had some notes. Where's my notes?
00:52:00
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Okay, the acting's really bad. Okay, yes. It was really stilted. Really bad. I mean, there's some really good actors in this, and I felt like it was like WWE style of just like confrontation and talking to each other. It just did not sit well with me. There's some really good actors here, but it just, I don't know. I thought the script was fine. I just don't feel like it was directed well.
00:52:29
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But the CGI, normally I'm a huge advocate. Give me more practical effects. Just make it as real as possible. Obviously, you can't necessarily do that with a film like this, where there's robots that are larger than entire cities. And for some reason, the ocean seems like it's only 100 feet deep, like everywhere. But. Apparently.
00:52:48
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The CGI was fantastic. It was a really cool to see this. I thought the sounds and even though they're stealing a bunch from Jurassic Park, whatever, um, there were a lot of sound effects. And overall, even though we couldn't have the volume very loud because they didn't want to wake the kids, it was still really cool to see that. But then I thought that the fight scene seemed a little slow. Um,
00:53:12
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It didn't pack the punch like I was thinking when you have these monsters and these giant mech robots going at each other. It's just a lot of melee and I just expected more I guess. I don't know. I guess when you see something like King Kong versus Godzilla, there's
00:53:33
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I don't know. I thought that movie, even though it was, I'm not going to get into it. At least the fight scene seemed pretty, pretty good too. But I just felt like this was missing something. I expected more.
00:53:46
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I don't know, just more ranged combat, I guess, and some other things like we got. OK, we got a flying monster, but it doesn't last long and everything else is just a lot of ground and pound. So I don't know. And then there's that whole scene where they punch through a building in slow motion, it zooms in and it hits like the Newton's cradle ball thing on the guy's desk. Like why did this? Why was that in here at all? That was because we had some extra cash. Where do we put it? There you go.
00:54:12
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I guess. And so kudos for the A.I. being GLaDOS from Pearl. I thought that was kind of a cool like I heard that voice like, hey, it's it's like the same thing. And yeah, I looked it up. It was the same actress that played GLaDOS from the game. But I thought, come on, I figured A.I. wouldn't sound like that. In these these robots, whatever, they did it for fun.
00:54:40
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But I don't know, I just, I expected, I guess, more action. I just wanted better action scenes, I guess. And I just couldn't get over the acting. It just kind of, I don't know, it didn't go much, do much for me. But so, I don't know.
00:55:00
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I guess it had its moments. I still thought the CGI was great. So I came in with a 6. My score is gonna probably just go to a 5. It was okay.
00:55:15
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I heard that the sequels are no good. No, it's terrible. Anybody watch the Netflix series? I guess I got it. I do. Is it everything? Was it all right? It's actually really good. OK, so it's like, yeah, I was going to talk about that when it was my turn, but like.
00:55:32
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Because, like, yeah, the sequel to this sucks, which is really disappointing because it pretty much kills, like, any more movies, you know. But so, yeah, Pacific Rim the Black, the animated series over Netflix. It's a very interesting animation style, and it takes a little bit to get used to, but the storyline is pretty interesting. It's a little cliche, but you get to see a lot more combat for sure, because obviously it's animated, so.
00:55:58
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I need to see more interesting attacks and different Yeagers and stuff. Okay. Um, and it's got a totally different crazy off the wall bonkers, uh, plot. Yeah. Which is kind of neat. So I think it's worth a watch. I haven't finished the second season yet though, but yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I just, you know, we have the introduced, they spent all these times introducing these other Yeagers and they barely did anything before they were just destroyed. So, um, they weren't that good.
00:56:24
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Uh, but maybe 20 minutes, they could have cut out of the film right there. Oh, look at the Yeagers. It's actually just the one Yeager. Right. So that's my score. It dropped down a whole point to a five. Uh, but Chris, you're the next, uh, at a seven. So you want to just kind of carry your thoughts forward. Sure. Sure. Uh, so you guys pretty much nailed a lot of my criticisms. Like first and foremost, I do not watch this movie.
00:56:53
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for the acting prowess. But that being said, it is really bad. Like it's super stilted. It's wooden. Like you said, you have this ensemble cast. You think you'd get a little bit of something. No, I mean, it is a kind of, you know, paint by numbers dialogue, you know, it's kind of like watching a WB show at times.
00:57:18
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So yeah, that definitely is very hard to watch because it's been a while since I've seen it. I've always enjoyed it. But yeah, I never watched it for the acting. Tim, you mentioned the CGI. Like, I agree. There are times where I think the CGI is amazing. And I am glad I got to see the sequel in theaters, at least because I missed this one completely. Because it's one of those movies where you it just it's so much better on the big screen because I mean what it is.
00:57:43
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But that being said, there are ample times in this movie where you can tell that they are just in front of a green screen and it is really, really bad. One in particular is when Ijez Elba is talking in front of like, I think it's like the sun or whatever. And it's just like, you can just tell it's a green screen. It was just very bad. And I'm just like, damn, like some of the other CGI's are amazing, but like the individual scenes like that,
00:58:13
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Pretty rough. On that topic, the scene when Charlie Day is in that bunker or whatever hiding from the kaiju and it like sticks its tongue down there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's just, I don't know. It's dumb.
00:58:27
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Yeah, and that's the thing. It's pretty bad at times like that. And like I said, the dialogues wouldn't. I mean, I go and I turn this movie on where I'm just like, I want to see robots beat the shit out of giant creatures. But that being said too, you are right. It's like here is all, you know, what did they say? You know, the world gets together, it builds these Yeagers, you know, all these, you know, all the brain power, the money. And it's like, yeah, where is all the range attacks? You see a couple of them fire off a few chest missiles. I'm thinking,
00:58:55
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That's it. Did we run out of ammunition by now? Is that why? None of them have shoulder-mounted cannons, things like that. I mean, we have plasma cannons. And that's it. That's why, like I said, I like... I don't know. I do know they show some different ones in the sequel, but the sequel is just hot trash. It's like a bad episode of Power Rangers.
00:59:22
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But yeah, I don't know. And then Pacific Rim the Black is completely different. And it's interesting, but there's not a ton of Yeagers in that either. There's just different combat. But anyways, no, I would have really loved to see more fights showcasing range combat or, you know, they talk about the one being the new, the Mach 5 or the Mach 5, like being fast and agile. I'm like, I got to see it run once. And then it was it. Yeah. I was mostly swimming though.
00:59:51
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Yeah, I was just like, like you said, it all took place at Pacific Rim, it's in the water, but I'm like, we couldn't have any land combat. So that being said, for all intents and purposes, is it a good movie? No. Is it something I will sit and turn on once in a while to scratch that itch of giant monsters fighting? Yep.
01:00:17
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And I really wish the sequel didn't suck as much as it did so we could maybe get three movies out of this. So that being said, would I give it a seven? You did. I'm gonna give it just a straight up six. Like, I want to add this to my collection. I will watch it. I am watching the Netflix series.
01:00:36
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but having doing a rewatch and it's been a while, like the acting really got underneath my, like on my nerves after a while. And just like, yeah, for two hours and 11 minute runtime, I'm like, yeah, they get it trimmed easily 20, 30 minutes off of that and been fine. But yeah, so anyways, that's where I'm at. I enjoyed it for what it was, but it's not gonna, you know, be anything ground breaking earth shattering, you know, et cetera, et cetera. So, yep.
01:01:03
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So the question is then, if this movie were to return to cinema for like a $3, go see it on the big screen, would you do it? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Hands down, like I said, like, and to me that I think, I think it's one of those movies where it's like, you hear people say it, I roll my eyes a lot. Oh, you need to experience it in the theater. It's like, yeah, whatever. And it's like, but this was one of those movies. It's like, yeah, you're right. You know, giant mech robots.
01:01:31
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giant creatures just basically beating the shit out of each other it's like yeah it's kind of made for the big screen so anyways but yeah if they did a comeback movie or whatever with Pacific Rim I would totally go see this say I mean that's the whole reason as everyone said like the CGI that's what made this good totally agree I'd be great in the theater
01:01:53
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Yeah, I mean, it's a pretty bare-bones script. It's like, we should do a movie about monsters and mechs fighting. I actually, to be honest with you, I'm pretty sure that's how it started out. I think it was like they were talking like, they're like, I want to make a movie about mechs and hamsters. And so this came to be, I could be wrong. It could be based off of some other literature that I'm unaware of, but you know, so. All right, spaz. Can you, uh, can you rectify this or just carry a loan at an eight? Cause you gave it an eight as your nostalgia.
01:02:23
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So this movie, you have Jurassic Park, as Tim said, you got a little bit of Independence Day that took from Sons of Anarchy because of Charlie Hunnam or however the hell whatever his name is. Talk about Ron Perlman. No, Charlie Hunnam. But
01:02:46
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Frankly, Charlie, he kind of annoys me a little bit. I like him. I just don't think he's really that good of an actor.
01:02:54
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Basically, when I saw him in this movie, I saw him in Sons of Anarchy because he basically played almost the same exact role because I think he only can do that because he also did that in the King Arthur movie he was in. But like you guys said, though, the script was shit. The CGI was amazing, especially with some of the faces that went there in the battle scenes, like when he was fighting that gorilla looking one. When now they're back for the kids at home. My score is going to drop, though, because I've
01:03:23
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it is and plus also it is better in the movie theaters because i saw it in the theaters i told you about it chris after i saw it i think i'm going to drop this down to i think it was seven
01:03:34
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It was funny when you were talking about Charlie. I was talking to Dana about it. It's like, man, I'm I'm looking at this cast and you got Idris Alba. There you go. And Charlie. I'm like, man, they added this this eye candy for the ladies to go see this movie. But then they made Charlie look very frumpy. I don't care. I like him. It was fine. Fine. You can have him.
01:04:04
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It's because of Sons of Anarchy, so I really don't care. Sons of Anarchy was a great show except for him. It was. Till like the very end. Except for him.
01:04:14
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Because I like everyone else in that bike again, except for him. He just annoys me for some reason. I don't know what it is. Yeah, I mean, I could see why how he could. I mean, the way he talks and she has. Well, I mean, I think he's Australian or British or something like that. Yeah. So I think it's maybe his accent that just gets while his American accent. I don't know. Got a problem with British people now. What the heck, Dan? No, I have a problem. I just have a problem with his.
01:04:43
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Tim trying to, you know, do his American act. I don't know what it is about him. He just annoys me. Okay.
01:04:51
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It's the Ryan Gosling effect I guess yeah Everyone's got that person. I I'm afraid to tell you guys who mine is you will Come I guess and now I have to yes my person and it is only the way he talks Because I feel like if I was in a room with him. I would be spit all over there Yeah, can anyone guess based on that description no spit on I think you'd mention Sean Connery
01:05:19
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fucking Sean Connery. I cannot stand him because of the way he talks. Every movie I see with him in it, it's like, I have to get over Sean Connery's in the movie. So you just don't like good actors or good actors. I know. Everybody loves him. See? See? Everybody loves him. You know what, Nikki? You're just...
01:05:39
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We all have the actor. That's all I'm trying to get at. I think we all have that person. You just don't like Scottish people. I understand now. Well, then I really, I really can't wait for Avatar 4. That's a horror movie starring Sean Connery. Yeah.
01:05:54
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Can you get a hieroglyphic of him? Yeah, you can do it on me. A hologram? Yeah. Hologram will be a scary movie based on his age. Well, he's dead. I'm here for that. Yeah. Welcome back from the dead. Perfect. All right. So that takes our average rewatch score to a 5.9, which is a 0.75 drop from our nostalgia.
Episode Conclusion
01:06:22
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I think, uh, yeah, Nikki, your score went up. Carries was the same. Everyone else take it or leave it. Yeah. You still shit on the movie and Charlie. How dare you? Yeah. I don't know. I was looking through my phone. Spaz went on a tangent about like hating somebody. So I just like started surfing my phone. So I forget who does he hate now? Charlie Hunam. Oh, oh, okay. You know, Ollie. Yeah, rally. They have a lot of hate mail now.
01:06:48
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Well, watch Green Street Hooligans. Try them in that one. Green Street Hooligans? Yep. Yep. Let's not have Elijah Woodnut too. Is that a...
01:06:59
Speaker
I wouldn't remember that. Creepy eyes from Sin City. That's a live award. He's Frodo. Frodo Baggins. That's a live award, yeah. No, he's forever creepy eyes. He's forever creepy. I appreciate the fact that she's like, oh, not Frodo. Creepy eyes from Sin City. Of all the films, that's it. Of all the films. The Kid from Radio Flyer.
01:07:23
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Wow. Yeah, that's right. Sorry, Elijah. All right. Well, thanks for listening to On Second Watch. You can follow us on Facebook and Twitter and all that nonsense. But the best way to interact with us is at oswpodcast.com. You can check out all our old episodes. You can request your own review of a film of your choice, spin the wheel, whatever you want. And yeah, I guess until next time, we'll see you in the next one. Spaz out, bitch.