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Speaker: Hey, remember me? We're coming back with On Second Watch to talk strictly plot summary Mad Libs. Just the funny bits of the show, no more reviews or trivia, and hopefully a lot more guests. Now to reintroduce you to plot summary Mad Libs, I'm going to remaster and re -release them as individual episodes so you can get caught up in all the fun and hilarity. And then we're gonna come back in June with brand new content. Enjoy revisiting some of the best moments from the past, and I cannot wait to talk to you soon.
Speaker: And now, to give you a taste of what's to come, here is the very first plot summary Madlibs, way back in episode 18, from the buddy cop action comedy, The Other Guys.
Speaker: So you got your Tango and Cash, your Turner and Hooch, Riggs and Murtaugh, the Bad Boys, Marcus and Mike Lawrie, Carter and Lee, and the world of buddy cop movies. You got the A -Team, and then there's the other guys. So here we go. We're going to jump into our Prius and take a ride with us as we explore our nostalgia for 2010's American buddy cop action comedy, The Other Guys.
Speaker: This movie is written and directed by Adam McKay, who co -wrote it with Chris Henshey. And then you got Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell, and a killer ensemble of Michael Keaton, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Sam Jackson, Eva Mendez, Steve Coogan, Ray Stevenson. I mean, it just goes on and on and on. And for today's episode, we have Dana,
Speaker: Bye. Wow. We have Carrie. Oh, hey. And spaz. Hope you like Jill and penis.
Speaker: It's present food and penis. Get it right. No, I'm looking at it right now. It's jail food and penis. I got the quotes up right now, Dana. Shut your face. Where did you get your quotes from? I don't know. Rotten tomatoes. All right. We're going to have a debate on that because I don't think that's the quote. I don't give a shit. It's close enough. No. Yeah, go ahead, Carl.
Speaker: that shit up by the way. Absolutely not you won't. And hi Chris. Oh, I'm
Speaker: I'm glad to be here.
Speaker: I thought that we would play a little game a little bit differently. If this is a total waste of time, then I'm just going to delete it. But I took the plot or the summary of the plot from, I think it was IMDB.
Speaker: And I thought, you know what, let's play a game of Mad Libs. And it took out a bunch of, took out a bunch of nouns, adjectives, all that kind of stuff. And I'm going to ask you guys just to spout them off and I'm going to plug them into the plot. And I'm going to read this plot back with our new words. Let's just see how this goes, because I'm just kind of curious how it would play out. So somebody throw me a noun. Daffodil.
Speaker: I can't do this, not yet. Sorry, I'm reading quotes and I'm like, why can't you say that? Daffodil, starting out strong. How about another noun? Come on, guys. For Dana, I'm going rabbit. Yes. All right. And yet, one more noun. Dog. OK, dog. Do you know what quote I'm reading? Sorry.
Speaker: Let's stop it. Uh, Spaz, can you throw me an adjective? A descriptor, if you will? I wasn't planning if you were going to elaborate, and I was like, what? Oh, shit. Just Google it, Dan. No, pass.
Speaker: No. No. Now I just need to know what you would say. I have to. Just describe something for me. Uh, fine. Fine? Is that your word? Yeah, go ahead. Use that. Hey, fine. Yeah, there you go. Okay. I guess that counts. Oh, Jesus Christ. All right. Somebody throw me a verb ending in I -N -G. Oh, that could get bad real fast. Hooking. Yes. There we go. And he comes in with a clutch.
Speaker: Totally redeemed himself! Sorry, I'm reading. I'm doing what Dana's doing. I'm reading cruel. Dan is googling something completely different than what Dana's doing. Probably. Hook him. He's in an aggressive fishing, all right? God, Jesus. Another noun. Tuna. We're very animal -centric today. Well, this movie is too. How about another adjective?
Speaker: Why are they so hard? There you go. Boom. Too many horses. Hard? Yep. Hard. All right. I need a profession, some job. Hooking. Cop. Oh, shit. I mean, spaz, you're not wrong. I'm going to go with pimps. Pimps. Pimps. Because gators got us. Yeah, bitch.
Speaker: Pimps don't cry. I was reading that same thing. I can't. I'm starting to feel like it was a mistake. My stomach hurts so bad. All right. I need an adjective. Tingling.
Speaker: You feel that, Alan, huh? That tingling in your balls? That metal butterflies fluttering on your stomach? You sure you don't have testicular cancer? Oh, dude, I'm so happy we're doing this.
Speaker: Uh, can I get a plural noun from somebody? Mon -gooses. Is that even right? I don't know. I don't know. Shit. And I gotta Google that. I'm just going to take it. Fine. I don't care. Whatever. Uh, another adjective. It's Mon -gooses. I was right.
Speaker: Oh, God. Yeah, mongooses. Good. I need a verb. Tingling. I did use tingling. You already used it? Yeah. I did. Yes. I forgot what you even asked for because I've been laughing so long. You want a verb? A verb.
Speaker: Pumping. Pumping, okay. Use pumping, that's way better. Absolutely you. I'm not going to be able to read this. An adjective ending in LY. Manly. Finally, one last noun.
Speaker: Oh my god, all right. So here we go. This is gonna get weird. It's gonna get weird. I already like it. Terry Hoyt's past mistakes in the daffodil of rabbits and Alan Gamble's reluctance to take dog
Speaker: have landed them the roles of the other guys. Fine, New York City police detectives relegated to hooking out tuna. To hooking out tuna for hard hero pimps, Danson and Highsmith. A tingling duo must look past their mongrels. When they take on high profile investigation of biracial capitalist David Urshan,
Speaker: and attempted to pumping the shoes of the manly reckless officers day America. That's fantastic. That's just good stuff right there. Definitely have to look past your mongoose for sure.
Speaker: It's critical. I didn't know you have two mongooses, Chris, but we can go with that. Maybe I do. You don't know. I mean, I can have a plethora of mongooses over here. I don't want to go there. I don't even know what is a perfect mongoose. Is there a proper name? Is it like a flock? What is it? Look it up. I'm looking this up, man. I'm learning so much right now.
Speaker: You guys are looking up quotes from this movie and Chris is looking up the plural of Mongoose. Yeah, at first off, it's Mon - Yeah, Mongoose is called a pack, a gang, or mob. Let's go with a mob. Yeah, it's from 31 Magnificent Mongoose facts. I'm learning. There's so much shit over here.
Speaker: Oh, well, that was interesting. Okay. Oh boy.
