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A Moist Princess From Another Dimension

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Does our Plot Summary Mad Libs of 1993's "Super Mario Bros". make the story better or worse? I'm only left to wonder if we should give the same treatment to the animated 2023 version, "The Super Mario Bros. Movie"...

Our original review can be found here: https://www.oswpodcast.com/smb/

One of the highlights from this recording is our small podcast raised over $900 for Mott Children's Hospital and bought some Nintendo Switch consoles, games, and much more.

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Movie featured in today's Plot Summary Mad Libs: Super Mario Bros.

  • 1993's adventure comedy
  • Screenplay by Parker Bennett, Terry Runte, and the great Ed Solomon
  • Directed by Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel
  • Starring Bob Hoskins, Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo, Fisher Stevens, and Fiona Shaw
  • Budget of $48mil, made roughly $20mil in the box office
  • Currently a 4.1 on IMDb
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Transcript

Season 2 Introduction: Mad Libs Movie Plot

00:00:12
Speaker
from the award winning second highest rated podcast in the world. According to some guy named Phil making your grandmother blush since 2020 and on second watch production. You're now listening to season two. Let's make a movie a plot summary Mad Libs podcast.

Crafting Complex Mad Libs

00:00:30
Speaker
So, let's do some Mad Libs on this, and I mentioned in the last episode that I really struggled to create a Mad Libs for this, because the plot itself is so off the wall, I don't know what the heck to do. But, we'll try. Let's try to make it less awkward, but that's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen. Not after last time. Nope. Still scarred.
00:01:00
Speaker
Oh, you will be. All right, so like before, let's call out some numbers.

Numbers Game: Building the Mad Libs

00:01:09
Speaker
Two. Four. One. Three. I guess it leaves me with five. Sucks to be you. I guess. So I gotta fill all these in as we go here. Chances are it's going to suck to be me because it usually does. It usually does, yeah. Oh, hmm.
00:01:29
Speaker
No, I think you're okay, Carrie. Go figure. I mean, kinda. Depends on the... on your perspective. The words haven't been chosen yet.

Selecting Words: Adjectives, Nouns & Verbs

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Speaker
This actually worked out pretty good. I need an adjective used to describe people. Confident. There you go. Alright. A noun. Idiot. Alright.
00:01:59
Speaker
A verb. Sweat. That's right. Let's go with an adjective. Greasy. A noun. Box. Adjective. Moist. Got it. All right, I'm done.
00:02:27
Speaker
Let's go with another adjective. Oh god. Moisture. Childish. I was gonna say dry. I'll start with childish and I'll use dry as the next one. A verb. Frolic. Nice. Solid.
00:02:55
Speaker
Let's go with a noun. Door knob. I don't like that. I do. A verb. I'll smash. Oh, I got a poke in there. Yep. Got the old door knob poke. I don't even know what that means. I don't want to know. Let's go with another verb. You said smash, Gary. Sure.
00:03:22
Speaker
Hey, another verb. Jazzercise. No. I went on a really long rant about the name Jazzercise the other day, so I'm like, no. Perfect. This was at 12.30 at night as we're trying to go to bed. Dana starts going on a rant about that word. Oh my God. That's awesome. God. All right, two more verbs. Medicate. Critique. All right. Medicate's a good word.
00:03:53
Speaker
You want to use critique as the last verb? He's busy drinking his pop. I can hear him. There goes the cat back on. All right. I need a body part. Oh, no. Forearm. Oh, no. Very muscular forearm. He must work out. What were you going to say, Dan? I'm curious now.
00:04:22
Speaker
A knee cap? Yeah, I'll stick with forearm. Yeah, you should. All right, here we go.

Mad Libs Story: Confident Siblings' Adventure

00:04:31
Speaker
Oh, boy. In New York City, two confident siblings named Dana and Spaz have an idiot business where they sweat for cash. Oh, no. This checks out.
00:04:47
Speaker
Spaz is in love with Carrie, the greasy box who happens to be- Gotcha. Damn it. I love you, Carrie. Oh, it's so awkward. Obviously. Love you, too. You greasy box? I don't think you can say that. Of course this happened. Of course it did. You're like 0 for 3 here.
00:05:17
Speaker
I can't say this. The greasy box who happens to be the moist princess of another dimension. You got a new nickname.
00:05:46
Speaker
Have him call you- can he call you MP from now on? Where Chris, the childish king, wants to frolic carry and rule both dimensions. Oh, come on! That doesn't even make sense. He's gonna frolic you good tonight. I'm sorry, king. I always end up as the bad guy. You do. It's just totally random too, so go figure.
00:06:14
Speaker
The king sends Tim, the dry doorknob, to kidnap Kerry. Go for it, doorknob, and be dry. But Dana and Spaz chase them into this new world. Will Dana poke Spaz and help save the world? Gotta hope not.
00:06:37
Speaker
What are you doing, step-sibling? Again, they make videos for that. Yeah, they're very popular now. Will Spaz rescue Carrie and finally get a chance to smash her? You're all doing it to me now. This is ridiculous. Well, yeah, that's what the story said,

Continuing the Narrative: The Moist Princess

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Speaker
apparently. Oh, come on. Carrie's good.
00:07:05
Speaker
Will Kerry jazzercise the kingdom? Damn right. I mean, she is the Moist Princess. Come on. Too busy getting smashed. That's why she's the Moist Princess. Getting smashed and froliced. I mean, it could be worse if you could be a dry doorknob. Instead, I've got a greasy box.
00:07:34
Speaker
Tim, how does this happen? Come on, smash it. This movie is now better.

Conclusion and Reactions: Absurdity Unleashed

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Speaker
God, will Tim see the error in King Chris's ways and medicate him? I hope so, because this is fucked up. Or will King Chris critique both dimensions with an iron forearm?
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Speaker
That's also just... I don't want to think about it too much. The old iron grip. Spaz, beat yourself. You're dying over there. Oh god.
00:08:23
Speaker
Well, this was our most offensive match. With no swear words. I know. The amount of innuendos is just outstanding. Moist princess. I think the highlight on all of that is not even worth it. It's a vulgar greasy box.
00:08:49
Speaker
Like, that is just so... God, that is so offensive. Smashing and frolicking. Iron forearms. Why do I do this to myself? I don't know, you wrote it. Why do you do that? Wait, wait, what about why do you do that to Carrie every time? Every time. I mean, it could have been worse. It could have been like, Spaz could have taken your number. That would have gotten real weird.
00:09:17
Speaker
Baz has a greasy box. You know what, sadly, that would be less vulgar, probably. Because it's true. I don't call him the most princess for nothing. That's right. I am all sorts of moist sitting here. Oh, God, stop it. I'm sure you are. I'm sure it's quite humid down there. It is. It's like a jungle.
00:09:46
Speaker
They don't call you the soggy bottom boys for nothing. They got that right. I mean, shit, we all heard you earlier. Hell yeah. Dropping some bombs. I'm sure people are really interested in hearing that. I don't care what they're interested in. Oh, sweet. We raise money for children. Let's talk about some greasy boxes and spaz farting.