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"Sexting in California"
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Hocus Pocus is truly not appropriate for kids, with all the killing of children, emphasis on virginity, and of course merrily skipping away from 3 people burning alive. So let's make it even worse with a game of Plot Summary Mad Libs, this time facilitated by Dana!
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Movie featured in today's Plot Summary Mad Libs: Hocus Pocus
- 1993's American fantasy-comedy
- Written by Neil Cuthbert and Mick Garris
- Directed by Kenny Ortega
- Starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy
- Budget of $28mil, made over $41mil in the box office
- Currently a 6.9 on IMDb
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Transcript
Podcast Introduction & Style
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from the award winning second highest rated podcast in the world. According to some guy named Phil making your grandmother blush since 2020 and on second watch production.
Season Two: Nostalgia Review of 'Hocus Pocus'
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You're now listening to season two. Let's make a movie a plot summary Mad Libs podcast.
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Welcome to the On Second Watch Podcast, and thank you for joining us today. This episode covers our nostalgia review of 1993's Hocus Pocus Complete, with everyone getting on my case for never watching it before. Guys, I'm sorry that I decided to dedicate my time to the other 1993 Halloween movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Mad Libs Game Introduction
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Don't blame me, blame Disney. We play a highly inappropriate game of Mad Lips, where you'll also find out how Spaz has joined the sisterhood of the traveling pants.
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And now, without further ado, let's explore the magic of movie nostalgia. So before we start talking about the movie, I'm going to actually jump us into Mad Libs.
Playing Mad Libs: Creating a Humorous Story
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So, all right, I need the name of three of us hosts. So just three of us, you guys got our agree on it. Let's do it. Scary, Spaz, Carrie, Dana.
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All right. I'm gonna end up having an exasperated ass again over time. Yes, you are. I need a verb ending in ing. Canoeing. All right. There we go. I've had a lot of sugar. I think so. Adjective. Sexy.
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Okay. I really hope it's sexy canoeing. Plural noun. Clocks. Clocks. Wow. Well, I don't hear you or Spaz jumping in. Okay, so I need- I'm letting the sugar guy take him in. I've only had two suckers. But yet you're going bouncing off the walls. Oh, I had a pot of coffee earlier.
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So I need either, I need another host here. So it either has to be Chris or Tim. Tim. Tim. Tim. All right. All right. Hold on, sorry, this is kinda hard to... Oh, okay, a verb. Dance. All right. A verb ending in I-N-G. Sexting.
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This is why I don't play this game. Dancing. Carrie said dance. Oh, did we? Oh, I'm not paying attention. What do you need? What do you need, Dana? Carrie said decaying. Decaying? Okay. Decaying? Okay, actually, I needed a second verb ending in iron dream, so that's perfect. Oh, God, this is gonna be so messed up. Perfect. Wait, I shouldn't ask, Dana. Are you writing these down? Of course I am. Okay, just make it true.
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That's why it's taking me a second. She's so prepared. I need a verb. Any verb? Yep. Excavate. Oh, boy. Oh, this is gonna be really good. All right, plural noun. Cats.
Comedic Retelling & Bizarre Elements
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What's for me? Turtles, yeah. I like turtles. A verb. Spass, what do you got for us?
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Crap. All right. Well, yeah, I guess that worked. I guess. That could be a verb. We'll go with it. The English language. I'm not as quick as Tim at this, so I apologize. I've had practice. So I need three separate action verbs. Kill. Marry.
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And we all know what I'm going to say as the third one here, so data you can choose which child approved variant you want to use of that. You get to pick. You get to pick. Use a scientific term for it. Copulate. Yeah. Oh, God.
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I'll just say hijinks. That's very sad. Alright, I need a noun. Football. That works. And a plural noun.
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Versions. All right. Works for me. All right, you guys ready for this? No, not really. All right. In the year 1693, three sisters, Spaz, Carrie, and Dana, were executed for
Host Banter: 'Sisterhood' & 'Hocus Pocus' Discussion
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canoeing, but not before their... But not before their sexy book of clocks revealed to them a curse to bring three back from the dead.
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Oh, my sexy book of clocks, my favorite. And I can't even read Steer's catalog. Oh, Shinola, how dare you? You're so ornate. 300 years later, teenager Tim is a newcomer to Salem struggling to dance after sexting in California. That checks out.
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Now they must spend the evening decaying door-to-door for trick-or-treating while their parents excavate the town Halloween dance. Max's efforts to impress Chris led him to break the curse and bring Spaz, Carrie, and Dana back from the dud. From there on out, it's a nonstop, fun-filled chase as the cats pursue the children determined to crap before suffering.
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Or else the witches will be gone forever. Chris and Tim work together to kill, bury, and copulate the evil trio and their magical football. I hope it's not that order. We're all with the fate of all the virgins of Salem, hanging in the balance. I checked out.
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oh well that was that was interesting yeah that's that's uh that's not family friendly i'll tell you that much no well spaz i welcome you to the three sisters club happy to join happy to join are we gonna travel
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and switch pants or whatever that is. I'm sorry, what now? I don't know what that would be. I just thought they were more different, more pants. I don't know. I really hope that's the progress of that movie. It's just like, hey, we got a circle of jeans and we're going to travel.
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I hope it is, too. I have no idea what it's about. It's a story of friends and they ship pants to each other because they're just, you know, sisterhood of traveling paints. It's stupid. I hate you that you know that, Tim. I mean, all right. I did watch that movie a long, long time ago. You watched that, but not Hocus Pocus? You would. You're a terrible human being, Tim. I can relate more to pants than I can Hocus Pocus. What do I have to do?
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I hate you sometimes. All time. I think it's bedazzled pants, too. I just, I relate more to that. You know what? You do you. Tim, only you. That's right. I'm sexting and dancing, whatever. You're a bedazzled pants. Yeah. I'll be having a unicorn slap on your ass. You know so much sexting in California. Now you really can't come visit me, Tim. I guess not. Yeah, you're in so much trouble here, so. You're sexting and you know it.
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You really did have a lot of sugar.