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Speaker: from the award -winning second highest rated podcast in the world, according to some guy named Phil, making your grandmother blush since 2020 and on second watch production. You're now listening to season two, Let's Make a Movie, a plot summary Mad Libs podcast.
Speaker: Let's jump into our nostalgia for one of the greatest blockbusters of all time, and that's 1993's American science fiction action film, Jurassic Park. This movie is directed by Steven Spielberg with a screenplay by Michael Crichton. Did I pronounce that right? Yep. Crichton. David Kepp and music by the legendary John Williams.
Speaker: My mentor. Ah, yes. This film is full of talented actors from Sam Neill, Laura Dern, the one of a kind, Jeff Goldblum.
Speaker: The late Richard Attenborough, Wayne Knight, Sam Jackson, you got it all. How many Sam Jackson movies have we done where he's not the lead now? Is it three? Two, three.
Speaker: Oh yeah, the other guys, now this. Two. Well, yeah, just two. Two. All right, so this movie had a budget of $63 million, and it made over $1 .03 billion in the box office. Wow. After it was re -released multiple times, and that 3D version, which Dana is going to talk about shortly. Stop. Don't steal my thunder.
Speaker: It currently sits at an 8 .1 on IMDB. All right. Well, before we start diving into our nostalgia, let's play some Mad Libs. I didn't do Over Under, just for one, I just didn't have time. And two Mad Libs is proving to be quite funny, so I'm just going to keep it going for now. I like it. And it takes less effort on my part, if I'm being totally honest.
Speaker: I wasn't honestly, I wasn't prepared for like nine John Williams over under. Are you sure though? How many octaves is this intro played at? Is it over under five? In the opening scene, how many vocalists were performing? How many brass instruments were used in the ending credits? I will go there. I know you will. Try me. Did you know? Yeah. You can drive yourself tomorrow. I will take a ride on a pterodactyl.
Speaker: All right, so for Mad Libs, I need an on second watch host, Carrie. Why is it always me? Because you love the Rat Park and Michael Bright. I do. I do. So spoiler alert, I'm going to use all of us in this one. So was Carrie first or we want her later? Carrie's first. All right. That checks out.
Speaker: Alrighty, I need an adjective. Ornate. Fair. Now I need a job title. A phlebotomist. They are right. Kind of appropriate here. Mm hmm. It could be. Let me test my ability to spell this word. Sorry. Jehovah starts with an I.
Speaker: uh already so next i need a noun that is a thing or some object dna i feel like we're kind of on the nose with these words here and that's right that's okay well it can't all be farts i mean dan hasn't chimed in yet he's grabbing his thesaurus
Speaker: I don't want to hear about him grabbing us. Oh, wow. Yeah, that came out real wrong. All right. Now I need a fictionist business based off of DNA. Dance Delightful DNA Diner. What just happened? I don't know. Open 24 seven. Come get your double helix.
Speaker: I now need a plural noun used to describe a group of people. Idiots. Plural. All right. And he's in now. That's perfect. All right. How about an adjective? Cocky. Does that work? Okay, that works.
Speaker: You got one more adjective in you? I don't think you can ask those kind of questions on the recording. I was going to say. He's busy playing. He's busy grabbing his thesaurus. No. Magical there. Is that what? Yeah, that's one. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Yeah.
Speaker: All right, now I need some some rapid fire here, so I need three different job titles. Garbage man. I was going to say the same thing. Reorder. Web designer. I'll take three of like just completely not related job titles for 200. Yeah.
Speaker: Web designer. All right. Now I need three more of the OnSecondWatch hosts. Tim, Spaz, and Dana. Yeah, Chris. I'm getting rid of y 'all. I hope you're the lawyer. Just getting eaten out of toilet. I now need a body part. Oh man.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm saving that ear. We're keeping it PG here. Spaz, simmer down. Go grab your thesaurus. Yeah. All right, two adjectives. A lot of adjectives in this mad lab. I know. Leaky. Leaky. Squeaky. Oh, Dinosaur City. I remember that. Sorry.
Speaker: It's not his phone. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, I like calling out over here. Good God. All right. One more adjective. Last one, I promise. Dead. I mean, all right. Yeah. Deadly. I need another on second watch host that only leaves Chris.
Speaker: I now need a food item. Pizza. Delicious. I guess I have to say it like that too. You kind of have to. All right. That was it. It's a shorter one. Yeah. Full of adjectives. I know. Yeah. I was sitting there waiting for the opportunity to give a verb and you never gave that option. That is verbless. Dang.
Speaker: You guys want to do this next time? No. Nope. Alright. Alright, let's read this one back. Let's see how it goes. So in high hopes of putting the investors minds at ease carry the ornate billionaire phlebotivist. Hell yeah. And founder of the DNA company, Dan's Delightful DNA Diner. Yeah. Calls in three idiots to win his though.
Speaker: Good god. Yeah.
Speaker: Doctor of garbage. I'm a slasher at prices. I'm the collector of trash. The realtor, Dr. Spaz. Yeah. And the cynical web designer, Dr. Dana.
Speaker: Come face to ear with leaky squeaky reptiles. Yes, that's awesome. Oh no. Leaky squeaky reptiles on the loose after a devastating malfunction. Now I can't do this.
Speaker: Oh, no. All right. Now, the ultimate to dead predator, the Tyrannosaurus Chris. Yes. Yes. You know what's coming. Oh, yeah. He's on the hunt for fresh pizza. This is very appropriate. Chris is always on the hunt for pizza. Exactly.
Speaker: Can they escape from the terrors of Jurassic Park? I feel like this is more of our way when we hang out. It's just me on the hunt for food. Yes, yes, yes. Kinda exactly what it is. I wish I were a billionaire phlebotomist. That'd be awesome. Same here. I'm hungry now. I wish I was a doctor of realtor.
Speaker: realty. That's a great job for you, Spaz. Just look into it. Yeah. Too much math, too much numbers in a way. I got my doctorate in real estate. I got a prescription for you. Billion dollar mansion. Perfect. I got a prescription of garbage duty. Was that you or was that?
Speaker: That's Tim. That was me. Yeah, Tim was the garbage man. That's right. Doctor of garbage. And out of everybody, I'm the least likely to be a doctor of lip design. Yeah. I can see you doing it though, very cynically.
Speaker: I mean, that's how most web design gigs are. You just got to be cynical. You learn to do it ironically. Yes. Yes. I'm going to do it despite all of you. That's like half of my life is doing stuff out of spite.
