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Speaker: From the award -winning second highest rated podcast in the world according to some guy named Phil Making your grandmother blush since 2020 and on second watch production You're now listening to season two. Let's make a movie a plot summary Mad Libs podcast. Let's get this movie done Mad Libs, let's hit it

Speaker: So, Carrie, since you end up getting screwed literally in every single one of these... Let's have... I'm a real gem. Let's have you pick your number first. What happened last time? Something about a dusty box? At a greasy box. And you all smashed it.

Speaker: Yeah. So gross. Oh, no. I found it invigorating. Okay, stop. That's a lot. That's a lot. We're going to roll it back a little bit right now. Save your words. Save your words. Yeah. All right, Kerry. One through five. I'm going to pick. Yeah, I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm going to pick three.

Speaker: I have no idea. Alright, let's uh... Five. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Spaz is like, I, I, I'm waiting, I'm doing it now. If he spaz out, he's up at 50 bucks this time. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. Damn right. I'm gonna end up being slave -layered, getting licked by like, frickin' Jabba the Hutt. That's what's gonna happen here. That's what's gonna happen. That's too tame for a bad place. Let's uh, alright, Chris, how about you? Um...

Speaker: I will go with two. Four. And that leaves me with one. I copy this into words. Let's get known, Tim. Let's find out. It depends on how we do this. Oh, that's right. Carrie, you might come... Nevermind, I don't want to say it. Let's start with two adjectives.

Speaker: Microscopic massive incident to the spectrum. Yeah, there you go. I was going to go with sick. You can save that one for either massive because we've used massive before. It's thick as in THICC or. Yes, 100 percent. All right. I need a body part. Oh, God, eyelid.

Speaker: Way to make it so non -sexual. I'm very proud of you, thank you. Like, I'm trying to, like, I like it when it's, like, so non -sexual that it ends up being coming, like, that it ends up being, like, horrifyingly sexual at the end. That's the way you do it. If you go deliberately in, it just loses the charm. That's what she said. I wouldn't know. Dang. All right, let's do another adjective. Flabby.

Speaker: like the way she had not seen it. It's like if I ever hit like the Merriam -Webster like a pronunciation flabby, it's just like oh shit. Hit me up with a noun.

Speaker: Is that a legit word? Are we? Yes, it is. I mean, it's slang. I did not get spelled correctly. Do I need to marry him Webster this? I'm not googling. I'm not putting that in a dictionary. No, sir. All right. I need a verb. Rammed. OK. It's not going to be me now because if we're doing it deliberately, it won't end up being me. That's exactly what I'm trying for here. Lame. It's going to end up being Chris. Take that.

Speaker: Chris is getting rammed. That's right. Oh my god. Two adjectives. That's a lot of adjectives going on here. Slick. Itchy. Oh, God. Oh, man. The old Wombo Cabo there. Little slick itchy. Two nouns. Let's see. Shaft. Hey, you know what? You know what? Hey, you know what? You already started this. It's for you.

Speaker: Oh my god, seriously? You know what, now it's deliberately. I hope it's the most non -sexual Madlibs week. Yay! How about a job title? Dana, what are you saying? No, no, no, this has to be like... Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't solve. Ornithologist. Yes! Very non -sexual. What do they do?

Speaker: Look at birds. All the birds. I was I was going with the snake one because it rhymes with because a herpetologist. Yes. Yeah. Well, I actually spelled that right. Cool. Bird doctor. An adjective. There's plenty of them. Ambitious. I need an animal. Jellyfish. That's pretty sexual.

Speaker: Easy there, SpongeBob. Noun. Carpet. That works. A verb. Come on, I just have to tune a row. Come on. I need a verb. Harass. There you go. I need an article of clothing. Underwear. No, no, no, no, no. That's... I don't like that either. Bandana.

Speaker: Bockers. No, no, we're not going to rat some rats off on it. Yes, we are. All right, let's let's just do Jesus. That's a lot of adjectives. Let's get I need four adjectives. Sassy. There's one repulsive doll. One more colossal. Dana's really getting into these words. I am.

Speaker: Oh shit, I need one more. One more adjective. Confused. That works. Let's see, a noun. Rhododendron. Come on. Why not? Laser beams there. I mean, someone can totally, you know, say no to my Rhododendron. It's fine. No, no, it's just weird to leave it. Yeah, see, now it's weird. Perfect. Okay. That's a long word.

Speaker: Verb solidify Why carry god damn it? I? Wasn't even thinking of it like that. Come on. Whatever. I really I really wasn't sure I believe I'm not playing the odds yet. I mean, I know that's a one in a million chance said the liar not happen All right, I need a family member brother grandma stepbrother

Speaker: Um, let's see, which one of those should I use? No, use the, use the, use the first one. Wasn't it grandma? Brother. I said, I think we tied about, I got it in first. Grandma's brother. You can go with Dan. Grandma's brother. Grandma's brother. I like it. All right. That works. It's not just a great uncle. Who knows? Twice removed. Uh, verb. Verb. Verb it is.

Speaker: Drip. I get not sexual. Why are you laughing about this? What's sexual about a drippy fossil? Noun. I mean, yeah. Come on, guys. Wait, what do you want? Come on, Carrie. What do you need? Noun. Carrie has a noun. She knows she does. I don't. Yeah, I'm literally looking around. I legitimately do not have anything.

Speaker: Karate. I guess so. Like, I don't feel like, I mean... It works. Two verbs. No, actually three verbs. Holy smokes. Caress. Fear. Support. Yep, this is gonna be one weird Mad Libs. You said fear.

Speaker: Yes. All right. I think that's all of them. Oh, God. All right. I shall read this with a straight face. Oh, God. God, good luck. It's not going to be me manifested. OK. It's totally going to be you. It's going to be you.

Speaker: The microscopic empire has the galaxy all but secured, but what remained of the thick Rebel Alliance was not going to give up that easily. After being outfitted with a cybernetic eyelid to replace the one severed by the flabby dingleberry, Darth Carrie, in a brutal battle, Jedi Master Spaz rams his friends.

Speaker: Yes! Yes, I did. There we go. The slick shaft Princess Chris. Oh yeah. I told you. And the itchy pervert Tim. The true ornithologist of the ambitious ship, the Millennium Jellyfish.

Speaker: From the clutches of Jabba the Carpet, who was ready to harass them all. Especially Princess Chris, who was Jabba's slave and wearing nothing but a bandana. Speaking of uncomfortable. Meanwhile, the sassy Rododendron, whatever.

Speaker: Yes, you are new there!

Speaker: As the Rebel Alliance readies their last hope to drip the Empire, will Princess Chris and Tim reveal their true feelings for Karate and Cress with some Ewoks? Will Emperor Dana outsmart her enemies and fear the galaxy? Who will be victorious as Jedi Spaz and Darth Carrie support each other for the last time?

Speaker: I support you, Carrie. I support you. I'm over here caressing Ewoks. I manifested it, and it happened. It was Chris this time, and I'm so happy. It wasn't even that bad. Like, this was not bad. Like, I'll take it. Like, you got slammed with a greasy box. And you were also called...

Speaker: You were also called a moist person. It worked for me. I could have had some Ewoks while walking around in like a bandana. They didn't say what size the bandana. It's like, my bandana is body size. Boom. But you're also a slick shaft. I mean, that's okay. I mean, shaft was pretty slick. Haven't you seen the movies? Shaft. Shaft. Oh, Jesus.

Speaker: So see I don't I'm yeah, you can manifest it all you want. I I still feel okay with this You take your greasy box and go Which princess is more prolific between the two of us that's the question Moist princess, it's kind of hard to beat damn, right

Speaker: Well, I mean, if you can keep that title, it is all you. I don't ever want to be called that title ever again, just to be fair. That is how we're going to refer to you moving forward. Your nickname's going to be MP in public, and when someone's like, MP, I thought your name was Carrie, and I'm going to be like, oh, let me tell you a story. It's Moist Princess. Have you met the princess that is moist? The Moist Princess? She carries around a greasy box of presents. Oh my god.

Speaker: See some things will never die. I don't have for this.

Speaker: You're gonna be like 85 years old, and I'm gonna shoot some holographic future message to you about being a moist princess with your greasy box. And it's gonna be awesome. At 85, I would just be proud that somebody's saying that I have a greasy box. Oh, boy, howdy. They expect you to boomerang that one on me. I got nothing. It belongs in a museum? Oh, man.

Speaker: It's the gift that keeps on giving. Is that the box? Whatever. A little tomato tomato, okay.