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Speaker: From the award -winning second highest rated podcast in the world according to some guy named Phil making your grandmother blush since 2020 and on second watch production you're now listening to season two let's make a movie a plot summary Mad Libs podcast well let's um let's butcher this movie let's do some plot
Speaker: Let's do some mad lips. Let's do some mad lips. So again, let's have everybody pick a number one through five. One. Four. Five. Three. Oh, no. Oh, yes. Oh, no. I'm just gonna start right now and say, I'm sorry, Carrie. Again, I'm sorry. Oh, God.
Speaker: Shit's gonna get off the rails. It's gonna get bad. I'm gonna, yeah. Well, let's start it off with an adjective. Annoying. Stop thinking about Amy Adams. It's hard. Alright, let's go with yet another adjective. Massive. Robust. I was close, I was gonna say robust. I can use both because the next one's an adjective too. Sweet.
Speaker: All right, I am going to regret asking this question, but what's something somebody does when they think they're alone? Why? Hey, Tim, I don't know where your mind is at, but Jesus, dude, I was going to say daydream. God, there we go. Hey.
Speaker: I mean, why not? Well, because it's all right. So in a typical Disney fashion, there's the princess that's just singing her songs and suddenly the prince. So that's where I was going with. And I just had to replace it with something other than I don't know how that they said it better towards past just sad. I mean, it's just maybe that's that's how he sings. I don't know. So we hit those actives.
Speaker: Let's go with the verb. Oh god. I hate this. Verb. Hate. Ing. I have no idea. How about a verb that ends in ED? Past tense verb. Galloped.
Speaker: There's gotta be a horse at some point, right? Perhaps one with no name. Oh, God. Really? Thank you, Carrie. All right, let's go with an adjective. Bumpy. This one's gonna be messed up. It is. How about a terrible place to be? Like, what do you mean by...
Speaker: What do we think next to Dan? Spaz's Bathroom? Yep. It's a bad place to be. It's like an eight circle aisle. Spaz's Bathroom. Geez, I'm so sorry, Kerry.
Speaker: Oh, no. Oh, yes. A family member, not someone's name, but just the relation to you. Grandma. That was it. Never mind. Never mind. We'll keep this PG -13. It's not PG -13 when we're talking about masturbating. Well, in that vein, then we should just do stepsister.
Speaker: Oh no. Dada got it. Apparently that's the new rave nowadays. Yup. Oh no. Throw me a noun. Please no. Vacuum. Vacuum it is.
Speaker: Alright, I need two nouns. Shrubbery. I appreciate the fact that you won't have the term shrubbery. Tank. Can I opposite it under the spectrum? Tank. We've encompassed everything in those two words. A little bit. Let's go with an adjective to describe somebody. Frisky.
Speaker: Spazz on a roll tonight. A little bit. All right. Another plural noun. Sausages. Perfect. The old pigs in a blanket. Got it. Throw me a verb. We're almost done. Boil. Oh, God. I don't like this.
Speaker: Well, I thought sausages, I thought hot dogs, you make hot dogs, you gotta boil them, you know, in water. It's better than what I was, I was gonna say manscaping, so it's not really much. Wow, wow, like we are, we're not even on the same book, let alone the same page. Boiling and manscaping. This is not a Disney film. It's fasted over in left field masturbating, apparently. Oh yeah. Frisky. Oh god. Alright, one more adjective and we're done.
Speaker: Fluffy. OK, I was going to say hard, but all right. I like Dana's fluffy. There. It's really going to add to this just swamp of mad lips. I decided to end both. I am not going to be able to read this. I'm just going to put that out there. This is going to be horrible. I'm not looking forward to this. I am. She barely carries it like the center of it.
Speaker: This is gonna be so hard to read, I apologize. In the annoying fairytale world of Andalasia lives the massive princess -in -waiting spaz. I'm so pretty. He is waiting for a prince to come so that the two can live happily ever after.
Speaker: Robust Prince Chris. Like a fine wine, I am robust. Robust Prince Chris. Here's him masturbating. Oh, God.
Speaker: I had to say that out loud, I hate it. That's messed up. They hate. They immediately fall in love in order to be galloped the next day. Hope there's a steed involved.
Speaker: Before the galloping, a bumpy hag sends Spaz down a wishing well, which is really an abyss to her banishment to Spaz's bathroom. The hag is carried, of course! Chris's evil stepsister in disguise, who does not want to relinquish her claim to the vacuum.
Speaker: I love a good Dyson vacuum. I would fight for that. Now, transported to Spaz's bathroom, Spaz does not understand his new environment and is not treated well until she meets six -year -old Dana, who, like most girls her age, loves shrubbery and tanks.
Speaker: Wow, where are the markers when I need to draw that one out? No kidding. Dana's father is frisky divorce lawyer Tim.
Speaker: Guess what I'm calling you from now on. Frisky divorce lawyer, Tim. Who does not like to encourage his daughter to dream about sausages? I wouldn't need that. I wouldn't either. That's a good way to go down the line. That's how you get into sinning. That's how you become a stepdaughter one day.
Speaker: I think they make videos about that. Oh, God. However, as Spaz begins to fall in love with Tim, she begins to question happily ever after. Meanwhile, Chris boils down the abyss to look for his love, but Carrie has fluffy and hard plans of her own. That was hands down one of the most messed up levels I've ever heard.
Speaker: I never want to read that again. No. Oh, God. I hate myself. Sadly, a domestic hag was probably the best thing I've had in any of our methods. So I'll take it. Yes, it has been. We were nice to you in this one, Carrie. Totally. Yeah, but as soon as you called out your number, Carrie, and then I saw that I wrote, the hag is blank. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. Keep it on, keep it on.
Speaker: Oh my god. Life's a Garden, dig it? Wow. Whoa. I feel like I was on a motivational poster back in like 30 days. Right next to the cat hanging in there. Nah man, that was Joe Dirt, baby. You know I haven't seen that movie probably in 20 something years. I'm pretty sure how that's how it goes, but I'm not sure. I don't know. I'm sorry, I can't get past the part where Chris overheard Spaz masturbating and still went to me.
Speaker: I make weird noises. It's it's just like Craigslist Lost Connections. Tim fell in love with me at the end of the movie. Yeah, right? You fell in love with me. Oh well. Whatever man. Love ya. You know what? I'm the frisky divorce lawyer. Don't you forget it.
Speaker: Uh, I am Dr. McDreamy. Okay. God, let's move on from that. I don't want to think about it anymore.
