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WILD Relationship Stories and our Tubi Christmas Original Movie! | #JY S2E47
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This week we bring to you some wild and crazy reddit relationship stories which include threesomes, cheaters, and of course - worst of all - Boss Babe Pyramid Schemes! This episode was a ton of fun and we really hope you enjoy it and get a laugh because we sure did! Let us know if you'd watch our Christmas movie - anyone have any connections with Tubi? XD
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Podcast introduction and humor segment
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Hello everybody. Hello. My name is Shannon. I'm Alyssa. Welcome back to another episode of Hashtag judging you. Do you have jokes? Myself. I present to you the joke. My workout session. Oh my gosh. Posture. Posture. Posture. Sit up and drink your water everybody.
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Relax your jaw, I'm glad you're jaw. Joke of the week. Week, week. We're gonna have a joke of the week. Let's sing that every time. Okay, let's see. Pick a number between one and one hundred. Fourteen. How did I know? That's my lucky number. If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
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That's terrible. Pick again. That's horrible. 47. Okay. I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He's a small arms dealer. I like that one actually. Knock knock. Who's there? Wah. Wah who? What are you so excited about?
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That one's cute. Oh my gosh. That's cute. I like that. Let's leave it at that. Okay.
Reddit relationship stories and dilemmas
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We are doing an easy episode, which means I am of the assholes. I only have one of the assholes and then I found a bunch that were on like our slash relationship. Okay. And one of them I think is just ranting and I loved it. And I was just like, okay. So it's just a Reddit jumble because I have one, um,
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today I fucked up ooh I lied I didn't read last time that I want to read this time okay cool so yeah just a just a jumble dope okay I have let's see one two uh three four five I have five okay cool they are a little longer though so if you want me to do less that's okay too we'll figure it out as we go cool cool cool um do you want me to go sure okay
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Actually, I don't know if I want to read this one now, it makes me sad, but okay. So, I thought I had forgiven my husband for cheating on me until I fell in love with someone else. Okay. I heard this one the other night like really late on TikTok and I was like, I was starting to do those and I was like, wait a minute. Yeah. This one doesn't sound like advice. This one just sounds like I need to tell the world. Some people are just randy. Yeah, she says that on here. She's like, I don't even know why I'm saying this, but yeah.
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um throw away in fake names blah blah blah i34f have been with my husband will 38m for 10 years married for seven we have a child 5m four years ago i found out he was having an affair the story is old as time itself the classic signs were all there
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distant, long working hours, smiling at his phone, et cetera. So one day after he went to bed, I checked his phone, found out it was the fresh graduate. Oh, I just have to say really quick, just a little bit ago, was Zach and I were finished working out. He pulls out his phone and smiles at it. And I was like, who are you talking to? And he goes, my coworker went fishing.
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I just had to tell him all the time like, who is she? He's like magic friend or like co-worker or yeah. Or he'll get a text and I'll be like, what's your boyfriend saying? And he's like, am I Smith? And he's like, no, he's not my boyfriend. Tony would be his boyfriend. Exactly.
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Yes. Okay. Let's see. Found out it was the fresh graduate 23 female at the time that joined his company the previous year. From the messages, it was a PA and EA. What? I want to say physical affair and emotional affair. Oh, okay. Yeah.
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I know a lot of the book ones, you know? There's a lot of people in the smut group that I'm in that are constantly looking for MMMFM and MFMM, which is male, male, male, female, male, male, female, male, male. And the way the letters are lined up is how they get together, is how the relationship works. So if it's MFM,
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it's both men are for the female, but if it's MF, MM, it's both men are for the, and with that, or it's both, or two men are for one woman and one guy has a boyfriend. That's too many people in one relationship. It's too many people. I know, it's just, it's too much. And I see that all the time and I'm like, not for me. You can have it. Right? And that's what you want. That's what you do. Exactly. I can't. I know I can't. I've been there and I can't. Yeah. For the messages, it was PA and EA, which,
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physical affair, emotional affair that has been going on for at least six months. That had been going on, sorry. The cheap hotel sex was hard to read about and but what made it worse is how emotionally connected he was calling each other pet names or nicknames doing things that were historically our things. No, it was too much. Yeah.
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I know that's what like I have one of those things where I'm like I could Maybe maybe get over cheating if it was a one-time only thing and if I found out that you called anyone a pet name No, absolutely. No, I could call them like maybe or yeah anything like that. No, no
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I could maybe, especially if you were like, I was drunk, I was at a party and I didn't realize what was going on. She was drunk too. Obviously no assaulting was going on kind of thing, but like, but no consent also. So I'm like, so I'm like, so if it was maybe like, it was one time I feel horrible. I'm telling you about it right fucking now. Like I just, you know,
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That is different. I could maybe work through that. There'd be a lot of trust issues that would have to go on after that though. But like, I could maybe get through that. But if I'm finding out that you were like, yeah, let's meet up. I'm calling her baby. I'm calling her babe. I'm saying you're so sexy, babe. No. Done. Fucking. You made all those choices. Your damn self in your conscious mind. Dead. Dead. Just dead to me. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to go find out this bitch. I'm going to murder her too. And when she's like, why? I'm going to say, you know why. Baby. Bam.
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or whatever, punch him in his man business. I took all screenshots, packed bags for my kid, and I called my brother to come pick me up from my parents' house. And when my brother was here, woke my husband to tell him I was leaving. By the end of the week, I already had a consultation with the lawyer. There was no going back.
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For the next two years, yes years not months, my husband tried relentlessly to win me back. He did everything and he did everything right. Begging and groveling. Said he was blinded by the attention he got. Cut off the girl immediately. Switched jobs within two months. Booked counseling sessions that he begged me to attend. Made progress in counseling. Read books. You name it.
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He was visiting our son almost every day after work and weekends. When he wasn't here, he would text me where he was. Also shared his location. I see genuine and consistent change and remorse in him.
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And after six months, me and the baby moved back in with him. Things did get better and better every day for the next one and a half years until we reached the normal state that we're in now. I can't explain why or what it is, but during the last four years, I feel like I have been in an emotional limbo. Things are normal, as I said. We go on dates, have sex, have family, just like before. But I feel emotionally detached from him. Like I can't be all in. I know I have forgiven him, and now I don't think about the affair every day.
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neither do i have any reason to doubt him anymore it sounds like you haven't forgiven him exactly yeah okay yeah i'm like because i feel like people if you genuinely forgive you
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Like, it might take you a while, but you'll be back yet. You'll get back to that place. But I feel like I don't have any reason to doubt him, but I also don't feel his love. I don't feel this love for him like before. He seems to think that we are back to our old relationship, but I feel like we were very friendly roommates that smile and wave and just go with the flow. It's the worst. I thought this was my new reality and I was never going to get the old me back until I met Jake.
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I met Jake 35 male about a year ago on our local subreddit. He posted about a hobby. I know I'm like, who the fuck is meeting people on Reddit? Like, I have no idea. He posted about a hobby we share and I commented. It's a rather uncommon hobby, so not many people have interest in it.
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then DM, chit chat and such. The first month was nothing but talk of this hobby. Then we slowly started to get to know each other. He is a widower and I told him I have a family. We met a few times for coffee after work, which she does say in like an edit that, oh no wait, here it is.
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for work for the hobby. It edited on here. Yes, my husband knows that I am meeting this new friend Jake for the hobby. He doesn't know I found Jake on Reddit. I don't know how to word it properly, but I am finally happy and back to my old self. And the reason for that is Jake. We have fallen for each other over the last year and have confessed our feelings for each other. I never thought I would feel this way again, and yet here I am.
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We have never done anything physical, only met in public, but this is certainly emotional infidelity towards my husband. On one hand, I understand that emotions are not rational and it's my husband's doing that we are here. But on the other hand, I feel extremely guilty because he has been trying so hard to reconcile. I also feel so angry at him these days for putting me in this situation.
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Also, in the middle of all of this, I am in pain that I can't be with Jake and I'm shackled to my married life. Jake says that he understands my duties as a mother and would never ask me to do anything I didn't want to. But he was there for me and for my kid if I wanted. I don't know why I made this post. Maybe to clear my head. What do I do? Where do I go from here? I torpedoed my marriage and all the hard work we put into reconciliation to pursue a fling with someone I just met.
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that may or may not turn into anything serious? Or do I wipe him out and go back to whatever limbo of a marriage that I have left and just suck it up? There was an update, but I wasn't able to find it on Reddit, but I heard it on TikTok. And basically she told her husband that she did want to have a divorce, get divorced from him. And he said that she had been stringing him along for the last four years.
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I was like, bitch. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I was gonna say regardless of like if Jake ends up being a new husband or whatever, like the fact that you are able to fall for a new person and you weren't invested in your husband means that you need to be done. Exactly.
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Yeah, I know some people act like they're like what about my kid? I'm sorry kids can grow
Co-parenting insights and listener betrayal story
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up and live successful happy lives in two different households As long as the parents are especially if she continues to be unhappy and she's not fulfilled in this marriage That's going to make a lot of contention in the household and guess what kids pick up on that shit Oh, yeah, so if you're gonna be happier apart eventually, I know dad's probably gonna be upset but like
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that will be better for the kid in the long run. Oh yeah. It just, it drives me insane because like all these people are like, no, I have to stay with this person for our children. They're not, the kids aren't going to be happy. You want them to grow up in a house where you, the parents are constantly fighting. No. Like that's not the way to live. That's way worse. That's way worse. And, or they could turn into like her possibly cheating or the dad cheating again or like whatever, you know? So yeah. Yeah.
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But all these people are like, oh no, but I mean, they keep showing all these studies about kids growing up in different households with the parents, and it's just horrible for them. And I'm like, that's because the parents aren't making it a good living situation. If you can still have family dinners, or if you can still kind of share holidays, or co-parent well at all, it's gonna be okay. Exactly. It's still gonna suck.
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But yeah, and like and that's the thing is that you have to I think also find a partner Who's okay with the fact that you still need to be friends with you with the other pair There's so many people out there. They're like, no, that's your ex you need to like back off I'm like, no, this is the father of my father my children ultimately Yeah, cuz there was that one am I the asshole where the guy got the flowers for his ex-wife for on Mother's Day and he was like I'm teaching my children how they need to still respect like this is the mother of my children and his wife is like
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Yeah, you know and I just I hate that that is the mentality of like once you're divorced it's Yeah, and that's not how it should be. No, that's why you guys got divorced if you're gonna keep acting that way You should have just stayed married then. Yeah, cuz then you're still fucking up your kid either way Yeah, like, you know, yeah and it just yeah I get that like divorce usually means that something happened to make things and you know, obviously but
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you have to work past that if you have kids and you want them to be happy. Exactly. Yeah. It's just, it's really frustrating. And I like, and it's, it's, it's both parents that need to think that way, you know? Um, cause there's, there's lots of parents out there that like the one parent tries really damn hard to be that friendly, extra go getter, like, and the other parent is just bitter and upset. And it's like, it's almost like you still need to go to couples counseling to figure out co-parenting at that point. Yeah. And maybe that, maybe people should like, cause you just need to figure it out.
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At this point, you just need to- Maybe that's what your job should be, Miss Loveless. There we go. Yes, you guys got divorced. Now you want to figure out how to be co-parents. Basically, shut the fuck up. It's about your kids. Your loveless relationship. That's what I should do. My next one is also very long, so I'm sorry about that one. But that one, oh boy, I'm excited for the next one. Okay. But that one made me sad, but I was just like,
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Honey, you just get divorced at that point, you know? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay, here is my... Today I fucked up that was left over from our last... Oh, yes, yes. Uh, today I fucked up by going on a date with a girl from Tinder who seemed way too good to be true and not seeing the red flags. Okay. Okay, common theme.
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I 23 male was talking to this girl 23 female for a week on tinder and on instagram she was gorgeous and she seemed very fun and outgoing but she did have an investment girl boss vibe to her and that's okay but i should have seen this coming yeah no but it's not okay it's not okay end of the line like i'm totally fine with people being girl bosses but if you call yourself a girl boss you're a bitch like just vibes down the toilet yep
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Girl bosses don't, it's the same fucking thing. If you call yourself a girl boss, you're the same kind of person that calls himself an alpha male. Yeah, that's like big dick energy. Yeah, and I don't like it. I don't like it. If you need to state it, then you're not it. You're not it. You ain't it bitch. You actually beta. Let's go.
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You're actually in a cult, so. Probably. I asked her for a coffee date and she said yes. We meet up and she looks good, but not exactly like her photos. No problem there, let's see if we connect, I thought. The first 10 minutes go great. Conversation is flowing and I ask her if she wants some coffee. After all, we're at a coffee shop on a coffee date.
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She says no because she had some earlier. First red flag. I mean, who goes on a coffee date, but just drink some before the actual date. Yeah, that's weird. I mean, I'm not a coffee person, so I would've been like, oh, would you get me a hot chocolate? But like, I also wouldn't agree to go to a coffee place if I'm not gonna drink coffee. I would be like, oh, actually, let's go get ice cream instead or something. Yeah, go to a smelly place. Yeah, something else. Like, if I'm not a coffee person, you know, some people would assume that would be a red flag for me too, but like,
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I feel like it's a beige flag. Anyway. That's a new thing. I'm a beige flag side of TikTok too. That's a thing. It's people doing mild burns to their partners and stuff. And it's like, my husband's beige flag is this. And it's just, I can't even think of it like off the top of my head, but like, I can find something. Like leaving his socks on the floor? Kind of. No, I'll find some and send them to you. So.
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Um, she tells me to go ahead and get one for myself if I want. All right, no problem. I go and get my coffee and when I come back, there's another girl at our table. Oh. Okay.
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It's not going where you think. No, it's not going where he thinks. You'd be surprised. Okay. She says, hey, this is my partner. We'll call her B. I was working with her earlier. That's when it hit me that this wasn't a date. B starts asking me questions about my job, my studies, and asks me if I want to listen to their business plan. Oh, so I've got a real easy solution for this.
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Just leave. Just leave. Just get up and leave. Just, no, thank you, and leave. Go get your coffee, walk away. Like, go sit at any other table and just stare at the wall and drink your coffee. Like, I feel like that's a better burn than just being like, I'm not interested. Like, just leave. Just leave. Just get up and walk away. Yeah, but she asks if I want to listen to their business plan so that I could make more money each month. LMAO.
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So she takes out a notepad and starts explaining to me their business model and how much money I would make if I find three other people who would find three other people themselves. I straight up tell her, so this is like a pyramid scheme, right? This ain't no date. To which A, the first girl responds, oh, it is a date, but you seemed like a cool person to become our partner. And this isn't a pyramid scheme. It's a multi-level marketing business. It's a cult. Yeah. They're cults. So ridiculous. Yeah.
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Okay, so exactly the same thing. People think I'm wrong though, okay? But you're not allowed to talk bad about them. You have to give most of your money to it. You're recruiting people all the time. You're recruiting people all the time. Yeah. It's a cult. It is.
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business cult. You're not making money. You're only giving money. Yeah, exactly. The only people that are getting money are the people at the top. Yeah. So. Yep. I couldn't believe this was happening to me. Oh boy. So I sat there for legit 15 more minutes and listened to them explain to me how I could make up to $5,000 a month if I were to get 100 people to join the business. Oh my gosh. No. That's too much work. Right. And also who's joining? Shouldn't people just be buying from me? Right. Why are people joining?
00:19:05
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They should just be buying. Maybe that's the bonus you get and then you earn money on top of that $5,000. I just like it just doesn't make sense. Mary Kay is all about selling products, but they keep being like do you want to join? I'm like so I don't...
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buy anything from you, I just, right? I hate Mary Kay. The only thing I like is they have this magic zit cream that makes zits go away overnight. That's the only thing. Well, I don't mind their products. I just don't want to go to your fucking Mary Kay party where you're going to take me aside into a separate room and say, okay, now what do you want to buy from me? Exactly. No, no, no. Don't put me in that social situation, you bitch. And I love and support all of my friends.
00:19:41
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I won't go to your Mary Kay parties. I just won't. I really will not. I've bought Sensi from people. I've gone to Mary Kay parties because I was too young and stupid to realize. That's my other thing too is that if you want me to buy something, it has to be something that I'm actually going to like and use. So like if you wanted me to do doTERRA, fuck off. Fuck the fuck off.
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You know, I'm not gonna do doe terra like figure out the people you're trying to actually sell to yeah, you know like Sensy though. Yes sign me up. Anytime I can get skinny dipping from anywhere anytime. Yeah, that's me So it's a good sin. Yeah, it's my favorite scent and it's like discontinued all the time and like anytime anyone has it I'm just like give it all yes, they have it on their website, but it's it's
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expensive shipping. So, yeah. That's why you have to go through a person. You do that on purpose. Which is fine. I don't mind giving them money because if you have, that's all I have to say. If you keep skinny dipping in stock, you have a constant like customer. I will continue to buy skinny dipping and fruit slices, but they're not bringing back fruit slices. So yeah, that one was so good. I think I still have like the container that has it. Cause like, if you like squeeze it enough, you get a whiff of, I might have to, hang on.
00:21:04
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Oh, friends. The one fucking time I'm not a hoarder. I'm sorry. It was delicious. It was amazing. I probably smelled it in our house at one point. Oh yeah, it was so good.
00:21:23
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Go ahead. Okay, so he sat there for 15 more minutes as I explained to him. I told them I had to leave to go to the vet with my dog. They didn't seem happy that I wasn't interested in their MLM. I laughed so much on the way home that I was crying. I did report her profile on Tinder as spam as soon as I got home. Good. The product they were trying to sell were vitamins, proteins, omega-3 tablets, and some very good collagen. Oh yeah. Oh, okay. Modere. Was that what it is? Probably. Probably.
00:21:51
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Though their vitamins and stuff actually are really good for you. So, but it's expensive as hell. So if it's something that like you don't want to invest in, it will help you. It's just, I mean, cause it's vitamins. It's vitamins and stuff. Don't do their hair care products. I like the hair serum, but after a while it just builds up in my hair and makes it gross. So I have to like not use it for a while and stuff. But yeah, the vitamins are actually pretty good for you.
00:22:17
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Yeah, I knew you would enjoy that since you are so anti-MLM. I'm so anti-MLM. I just had someone friend me on Facebook who like, I think she was a senior in high school when we were freshmen, so like I knew of her. But when she added me, I was like, who are you? Oh yeah, okay. And literally the first like message was like immediate like,
00:22:38
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Hey, I have this thing that I'm selling and I do this stuff and I'm like, no, nevermind. But it also made me think of. Like I'm way more okay with people doing like Etsy and stuff. I buy Etsy shit all the time. I mean, if you don't want me to support you on Etsy, that's totally fine. If you want to take me to a different store, that's fine. I could do that. But because Etsy kind of sucks.
00:22:54
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Yeah. Yeah. So what were you saying though? Um, it also makes me think of the time that the two of us went to the mall for a good time at the mall. Yeah. And as soon as we walked in the door, the people selling, uh, magazines. Yeah. Yeah. Flagged us down. Yeah. And we were talked into signing up for freaking what, years worth. I think so. Of magazine prescriptions that we did not care about. Yeah. No, it was like 60 bucks to do it. It was a lot. We were like,
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And we were, I mean, but we were like teenagers or like, I mean, we were like 18, you know? Like 23. Yeah. No. I think the other girls had moved out by then. Had they? We were like 22. I didn't mind the magazines we got. Well, I know. But that's a weird thing too, is that I swear we only got like four. Yeah, they stopped coming. Yeah. Yeah. Like they, we only got a few. Yeah. So. Yeah. I got my bridal magazine. We did. Yeah. What did you get?
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I want to say it was some kind of like teen pop kind of like, yeah, yeah. Teen beat. Yeah, that, but not teen beat, but you know, like, yeah, so. But yeah, it's just so like.
00:23:53
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I get intimidated until I kind of shit all the time. So I hate it. So when people start trying to add me on Facebook, if they add me, I go look at their profile first. What are you trying to talk me into? Yeah. And I have straight up in my profile, like, do not try to sell me anything. No soliciting. Thank you. There you go. Yeah, no soliciting.
00:24:14
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If my friends came to me and they were like, hey, so I'm, you know, making fancy cups and stuff now. Like I make fancy cups. Do I make any of my friends buy them? No, I give them as gifts. I make them because they're fun, you know? Yeah. But I'm pretty sure if I told my friends, hey, I'm selling these cups, they would buy a cup, right? If they came to me and said, I'm selling these cups, I'm going to fucking buy your cups. Yeah. Um, okay. We've been at this for a half hour and told two stories. Okay. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. This is a long one. Did I do the update as well? Okay. Yeah, there is an update. Okay.
00:24:44
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so uh maybe i won't read i won't read that one because that one's long as fuck no that one's fun okay i won't do my two am i the assholes okay okay ready steady boyfriend had a threesome with my sister and best friend oh no
00:25:01
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Oh no, already, oh no. Last week I found out my boyfriend had a threesome with my best friend and sister in my apartment while I was fast asleep in the next room. How? How? We'll get there. Were you drunk? That's the update. Oh my god. This happened about two weeks prior. My best friend decided to come clean as she felt bad about it. However, she also told me after they got finished, my boyfriend and sister jumped into the shower together and according to her,
00:25:30
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Um, they had sex again in the shower all while i'm still asleep in the other room How could you do that to somebody that you care about that much? Your sibling and your best friend and your best friend would probably be like a sibling, right? Like I just I don't
00:25:45
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the sheer amount of audacity that people have to have for that. It's not saying you expect it from a partner, but to me, it's less of a betrayal than my best friends or my siblings. Yeah. It'd be like you and my sister just at home with Tony. Yeah, I know. What? No, I'm sorry. No. No. No. No, I just...
00:26:12
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Could you imagine? My sister had asked her to join in again, but my best friend said no and went to sleep. Thanks friend. Right? Since finding out, no, I like, okay. Cause again, I can understand maybe drugs and alcohol are involved. You guys are all up in your feelings and whatnot. You know, just like too much ecstasy there. The moment I came to a realization, I would be
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Begging, pleading, on the floor, throwing up, apologizing. Also, I wouldn't be sleeping at their house. No. I'd be gone. Gone. Fucking gone. Yeah. And I just, because again, there is a possibility, because I can understand situations happen, right? Again, like I mentioned, when people, because Shalise was actually just saying this thing, that they have done recent studies that when you are excessively drunk, the actual parts of your brain that make good decisions are turned off. Yeah. So like. Out the door.
00:27:10
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So yeah, so a lot of people are like, oh, I was drunk. And you're like, oh, that's not an excuse. It's not what it is. Like- It depends on how much of an excuse you want to count it for. Exactly. Yeah. I know. I'm like drinking and driving. Not an excuse. No. You are fully aware before you get in the vehicle. That is the thing. Cheating is also a fully aware thing. However, like if you're high, especially when people are doing mushrooms, oh my hell.
00:27:34
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You don't know what's going on. You don't know if somebody was like, I took mushrooms and... You probably just fucked a dog. Exactly. Yeah, you had no idea. They were like, I just had sex with a tree, a dog, and then your boyfriend, I don't know what's going on. I would be like, oh, honey, are you okay? You need to go to the hospital. Yeah. Like, I would be way more concerned about you taking mushrooms than I'd be like, you just, you know, like, I would be like, we're breaking up boyfriend, but you were going to go to the hospital. Like, that's totally different. I can completely understand things like that.
00:28:00
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they were still going silver. So, as far as I'm aware, she didn't mention anything about them being drunk or whatnot, but like, anyway. But that's clearly a decision still. Since finding out, I've cut off my boyfriend and my sister, but I don't know if I can keep my best friend in my life. Although she finally came out about it and showed the remorse.
00:28:18
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I am still hurt that she had sex with him and I don't know if I could ever trust her again. I confronted my sister and boyfriend and they originally denied it but have since told the truth that they have been or that they have had sex twice. Although I suspect it has been more than that. I believe now that they were hooking up constantly during a relationship but they claim it was only twice.
00:28:37
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I can't believe they acted totally normal the following morning, like nothing had happened. My best friend was acting strange, but I thought nothing of it. Anyways, my sister had reached out to me through a fake account, and instead of an apology or showing remorse for what she did, she has since, wait, oh, said, since I don't want a relationship with her anymore, she may as well go ahead and be in a relationship with my now ex. Oh my gosh.
00:29:01
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She then proceeded to tell me how my ex told her that the sex was better with her. How he thought she was the hotter sister and even told me they had butt sex in the shower. So she has no fucking remorse. None. No feelings for you whatsoever. As a sibling. Yep.
00:29:20
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Fuck her. Exactly. She did. Yeah. She's disgusting. My boyfriend also tried reaching out to me, begging me back. But a family member informed me yesterday that my sister has tagged my ex in a relationship status on Facebook and put a picture of them together as her profile pic. Even uploaded a picture of them in bed together. He was half naked and she had a bra on.
00:29:43
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So sad he's so he's so sad. Oh, yeah, so remorse with the disrespect is insane I'm heartbroken and will never speak to my sister again And now what should I do with my best friend? Should I continue my friendship with her or cut her off to I need help, please, right? There is an update. Okay, so here's the update or well, go ahead make your decision What do you think first?
00:30:06
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I think it would have to depend on how sincere I thought the friend was being about the fuck up. Like if I could tell that she was actually sorry. But like you said, if there's no intoxication, what the fuck were you doing? Exactly. Like that was a conscious choice that you made. So that'd be hard. Maybe with some time, I don't know. That's hard. I don't know.
00:30:29
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for the update. Okay. So update for those who may want to know the latest. We all do baby. Yeah, everybody. If anyone who's like, if anyone's interested, yes, bitch, we know, we are. You read the comments. Don't start off the TikToks with, wow, I can't believe that blew up. I hate that.
00:30:44
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Shut up. So many comments. I totally okay with being like, okay, that was pretty popular. Thank you everyone for the comments. Here's the part two. Like, but not like, oh my gosh. Wow. And you spend the first half of the fucking one minute video being like, you guys are just amazing. Like, no, tell me that story. Um, there's no update. Thanks. Bye. And like, fuck you. Fuck off. That's not a part two. That's a thank you video. Exactly. Yeah.
00:31:10
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You could be like, hey, this is my thank you video. I'll have a part two loaded right after this, like something. I'm still gonna scroll. Aside from being in therapy and cutting myself off from everybody, I decided to hear my ex bestie out over the phone. And according to her, she wanted to tell the truth about everything.
00:31:30
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She's revealed that my sister and ex have actually been messing around behind my back for two and a half years. And you didn't tell me, bitch? Exactly. Did you know this whole time? I mean, like, if she found out after, I would be like... That's one thing. That's one thing. If you knew the whole time, fuck you. Like, you're not a friend.
00:31:45
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And I really, again, hang on, we'll get to the end of this and we'll get to my thoughts on things, okay? And that my sister is currently three months pregnant with his child. She's aborted three of my ex-BF's babies before deciding to keep the latest one. Oh my God. And people aren't using it as birth control. Like...
00:32:12
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And apparently they have been in love with each other for a while and she's hated the fact that he's continued to be with me. Here's the thing, babe. If he tells you he's in love with you, he would be with you. He'd be breaking up with the other girl. I want everyone to be aware of that, okay? Like people, if a guy tells you I'm getting divorced, she's just making it really hard, why the fuck are you living at the house still?
00:32:35
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Get out. Like... Especially if you're the side piece, it's probably for a reason. And if he's not making a choice to change that, you're the side piece. She's already viewed me as his side chick. And her, the girlfriend, even though they were sneaking around behind my back, laugh emoji, she's so delusional. And I love that people are saying Dalulu now. I think that's hilarious. Never heard that before. Everyone's like, ooh, she's Dalulu.
00:33:04
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It's stupid. It's so stupid. And I think it's really funny. Like, I don't know. Maybe I'm getting to that age where I'm just like, Hey, crazy kids. Like, what are we hanging 10? Like, I just, I don't know. Maybe I'm not. I don't know.
00:33:19
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Anyway, anyways, the baby she is pregnant with now was planned and they had intended on telling me it was the result of a one-night stand with a complete stranger and she was gonna raise the baby by herself. Wow. They really thought they was gonna raise their baby together behind my back.
00:33:38
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How did the best friend know all this? I don't, well. Okay, okay, okay. My sister enjoyed deceiving me the whole time and set up the threesome to be caught since she is pregnant and no longer wants to share my ex-boyfriend. Ex bestie admitted she slipped me some sleeping pills.
00:33:56
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No, this can't be real. I know. This can't be real. I'm like, please tell me that this is a book, that this is the horrible first couple of chapters of your life and the next few are where you find, you move to that little town where you meet the Christmas tree. You literally marry a prince. You have to save a bakery. Yeah, please tell me that's, this is Hallmark, 1000%, right? Yeah, this is not real. This can't be real. For a lifetime. This is gotta be life. This is illegal. This is, yeah.
00:34:24
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This is lifetime. You know, this is yeah, this is gotta be like my right. This is a tooby Christmas original What do we call it hmm have it be like Trouble in Paradise because she like lives in Hawaii and then she has to go back home to Pennsylvania
00:34:44
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Oh my gosh, okay. Don't steal our ideas. Let's see. The ex bestie admitted she slipped to me sleeping pills as an attempt for me not to wake up and catch them in the act as she felt bad about their plans. So she did know. Yeah. So she knew beforehand. Yeah. That this is exactly what they were going to do. So like, yeah. No, no. Which I'm so pissed about because who the F she thinks she is drugging me.
00:35:13
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Yeah, that's what I'm pissed about. That's right. Fuck you, bitch. Yeah. Okay. Next is when I struggled not reaching through the phone and unaliving her. Aside from admitting she has feelings for my ex, she admitted she enjoyed the threesome and it was the best sex she's ever had. She went straight into detail about everything and how amazing it was. This can't be real. Right? So I hung up the phone and blocked her. She is such a trashy person, I want to forget they all exist.
00:35:41
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which I've been doing until last week when a mutual friend of ours reached out to let me know that they have that she has continued having sex with my ex and my sister and they are now in a poly relationship have fun right because she's gonna like she's gonna fuck you over too this woman is not to be trusted no like in the slightest this girl is poison she'll drag you in your sink
00:36:06
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Both of them exactly like the other one is gonna do something to fuck you over and you're gonna drug her. So like this ma- No dick is that good. None. Zero percent. None. None. No pussy's that good either. Nope. No. No parts of the bodies are that good. Nope.
00:36:23
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And that's why this is not real. Exactly. And this can't be, I hope this is fake. I really hope someone's gonna, or that she's gonna post later and be like, so, plot for my book. Like, yeah. Just, anyway. Something. Yeah. But at the same time, like, something this crazy has got to be true. Cherry. Like, yeah. It's just. For rest in peace. Right? Oh man.
00:36:44
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and they are now in a Paulie relationship and Bessie is trying to get pregnant as she wants to be pregnant the same time as my sister. This is not real. This can't be real, right? This is not real. I really hope it's not. No.
00:36:56
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I can't believe she was trying to mend our relationship and start a poly relationship with them and told me that she had stayed clear of them. Apparently going by her social media posts, she feels really bad having betrayed me yet again and hopes our friendship can be mended in the future. They have even posted statuses asking friends if they should reach out to me to ask if I wanna come along to my sister's ultrasound appointments and baby shower, which they have arraigned, right?
00:37:25
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which they have arranged for about two months time. Just sick in the head. All three of them. So anyways, that's my life right now. Gonna continue going to therapy to keep me on a straight and narrow and prevent me from doing something I may regret. You need to buy a bunch of contact solution is what you need to do. What the fuck? Oh, do you not know about that? Is that like a... You can kill them. Oh!
00:37:47
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Like, kill people or kill babies? People. Okay. Well, I mean, babies are people, but like, I thought you meant like, cause it could be some things can make people have an abortion or like a miscarriage. I mean, not an abortion. No, no, no.
00:37:59
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That can't be real. Yeah, I 100% that can't. It can't. Right? No. At what point can you sue someone? Like, you know, emotional? Like that. Did she admit over like text? Exactly. Did she fucking drug do you? Exactly. Like all of that needs to be. Yeah. It's like police. Yeah. Hello 911. Hello.
00:38:19
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And I just like the sheer fucking audacity for friends to be like, yeah, we should reach out to her. No, if I, okay. If you came to me and said that Tony had done this with a friend and with your sister, cut off immediately. I would never- You would kill him for me. Exactly, I would. I know. I just don't know who I would kill first. Yeah, true. So like I need to sit back and think who hurt you the most out of that situation, probably one of your sisters. And
00:38:46
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Let them, I'll tie them the fuck up. Let me, let them see. Watch out, girls. Yeah, Ali, Courtney, you days are numbered. Oh, please. Do they listen to this? I don't think either of them do, but hi, Bubba. Bad sisters. Hi, Bubba, hi, Maddie. We love you. Good brother.
00:39:05
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Anyway, it's the only one so whatever sister. Yeah, it's getting tied to a chair She's gonna watch me torture the fuck out of the other two Tony. I might need Zach's help for true He's a big boy like yeah, like I buy I'm strong. I'll drug him too. Like it's fine Yeah murder them let her watch mm-hmm
00:39:27
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and then lock her in a room with the decaying bodies and let her start. Put some rats in there. Yeah. Ooh, rats would be fun. Yes. Because once they finish them, they'll go after her. Exactly. Hopefully still alive. Start nibbling at her toes and then just drive her crazy until she dies.
00:39:45
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We are messed up. Okay. That can't be real. I hope it's not, but like it really does make me want to write a romance book now because like, yeah, just all this horrible shit happened to me and then I met this amazing guy over here and stuff. Just have that be like the last 15 minutes of the movie is where like meeting somebody new. Yeah. So it's just like, what Christmas movie is this?
00:40:09
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And then she goes home and she saves the bakery in one day and marries the cute little baker in one day. She's like, calling up a different friend, pack my fucking bags and go into Pennsylvania. I gotta go see mom and dad. I just, why? I don't know, I gotta go find a Christmas tree farm bakery guy! Oh yeah!
00:40:27
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You gotta go save somebody. There is a man there who decorates cookies and sells trees and I know it and I need to find it. And he's the only guy in town that drives a truck. And he's the only guy in town that wears a plaid and has a beard. He has flannel, I know it. But he's secretly a prince that nobody knows about and he's trying to regain his family's fortune. I will find him. We've got this. To be original.
00:40:52
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Sorry, oh my gosh, that one was wild and I was so excited to read that to you, so. All men are gonna sound lame now. No, no, I love yours. Especially if they're the am I the assholes, or the today I fucked up, those are so fun.
00:41:08
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This one's weird. The title alone. I actually found this because I was reading a different Am I the Asshole? And in the comments, people were quoting this one. Okay. And I was like, what the heck? This is from four years ago. Okay. People are still quoting it on Am I the Asshole? Okay. So the title is, Am I the Asshole for throwing away my boyfriend's potentially illegal yogurt collection? What?
00:41:34
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yep okay okay um i 29 female and my boyfriend 30 male okay we've been living together for two years and a little studio in a very expensive big u.s city okay new york new york thank you or seattle yeah true or la or l.a probably the three probably new york
00:41:53
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Throw an arrow, you'll hit bitches. I heard a dart, you'll hit bitches. It doesn't matter, it's an arrow. Any of those cities are just gonna hit nasty, mean people. You'll never, never catch me in New York. I will never go there. I would like to visit.
00:42:08
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unless the plane drops me off at Broadway and then picks me back up. I'm not going. Like maybe Central Park, maybe. I want to see the fun things and then I don't want to leave. I wouldn't want to live there. Absolutely not. I would, I would very much need like flags on top. Like just like in a backpack and everything and just be like, I am a tourist. I am a tourist. Do not rob me. I have mace. I have a taser and a husband with a gun. So do not rob me. Do not rob me.
00:42:38
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Keep your distance. I am here to see Madison Garden, or Times Square. Is it Madison Times Square? Madison Times Square. Stop talking. I don't know anything about New York. Madison Square Garden. There you go.
00:42:52
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Madison Times Square Garden. I've watched countless hours of Law & Order SVU and I can't tell you jack shit about New York City other than- You can focus on the bodies. Exactly, I mean it. Other than it's clearly the most crime-ridden, disgusting, like, just the filth.
00:43:09
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The filth, just the filth alone. No, no, I love my beautiful city surrounded by mountains. We live in the most beautiful place in the world. Is that gonna say that every time we leave the state and then we come back and we're like, we live in the most beautiful place in the world. So, yes, anyway, go ahead. Okay, so my boyfriend, Madison Square Park.
00:43:39
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We're on one today. We're mixed to giggly, sorry. I'm not apologizing. All right, yogurt. Yes. My boyfriend grew up rur-rur-rurally. That's a horrible word. I hate that. We have a conference that comes down, and it's a rural school conference, and people are always like, rur-rur-rur. And I'm like, oh, that one. OK. So he grew up rur-rur-rally with lots of space to collect all kinds of things. OK.
00:44:08
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He collected action figures and video games and all the normal kid stuff when he was young, but as he grew older, he became interested in more unusual things. As a teen, he had eight guinea pigs of different types from different breeders. That's hoarding. Since Tide Pods were released seven years ago, he saved one of every kind of Tide Pod. What? What? Are you a cereal box collector? Exactly, yeah. Like, is this the guy?
00:44:34
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He's got a big box of international variety of electric insulators. Those little ceramic hats that power lines wrap around on power poles. Why? What? What? No one is ever gonna need that. The next line. You ready?
00:44:50
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He's not a hoarder. Bull. He's usually neat. Just used to having lots of space for his bizarro collections. Just because you're a clean person does not mean you're not a hoarder. You're a hoarder. You don't have to have piles of trash in your home. Exactly. That's what people think that hoarding is. It's just trash and trash and trash. It is. But like, I can't tell you, I watch hoarders.
00:45:12
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like all the time and mostly to motivate me to clean my house. Exactly. Because I just I love the show and stuff and I and I love watching people genuinely having breakthroughs and stuff it's so fascinating especially like knowing I have hoarder mentalities um and I have to convince myself not to if you go look at my craft room right now it's a nightmare in there. Yeah.
00:45:31
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And in a month or so, I'll clean it. And try to organize. And then in another month, it'll be a mess again, because I've crafted something. And you had to dig through these boxes to find the things for this thing. Exactly. Yeah. There are plenty of people that have this one couple. Their entire house was filled with books.
00:45:51
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And they're like, no, it's just lovely. And I'm like, if you have a room dedicated with shelves for all of your books and they're put away and they're nice and it's a library. And they're like, oh no, we just like keeping the books and then preserving them. Their books were ruined, completely ruined. If there's just stacks of them on the floor and on the tables and on the counters, that's not the same. That's not protecting a book. It's really not. And like, listen, as someone who loves books, I absolutely do. There are also like a million other of the same copies of books out there.
00:46:19
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It hurts my soul to watch people break a spine of a book or rip out pages and stuff, but at the same time I'm like, it is just an object, you know? And I mean, I hope in whatever, how many hundred years from now, we still have books because ancient times we don't know how people did shit because people weren't writing shit down.
00:46:40
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Yeah. You know? So like it's important that people do that. But you can still be a hoarder. Like it's just... Yeah. You can still be a hoarder. You're collecting Tide Pods. Mm-hmm. Tide Pods. That's fucking weird. That are gonna disintegrate and like become a mess. Yeah. You're collecting whatever the fuck on the top of electrical poles. You're a hoarder, sir. That's weird. That's so weird. That's weird. Go ahead. Sorry. Okay. Because we're almost at an hour. At his parents' ranch, he has two big rooms full of containers of weird and impressive things.
00:47:10
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Just because you have designated rooms doesn't make you less of a hoarder. He recently became interested in yogurt. He always hated dairy products until about a year ago. He now just started drinking milk and sharing ice cream with me, but he's found a love of yogurt. So he now collects them, of course. The problem is that they're perishable.
00:47:32
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so until earlier today our little 550 square foot studio contained about 2100 cups of yogurt just fuck off fuck off it comes in tons of varieties different types flavors textures containers made by different companies in different countries etc
00:47:53
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This is like crack to my boyfriend so he tried to pretty much save a sample of everything he could find. He filled our fridge, bought a new fridge and then another tiny bedside fridge. He said he didn't want to walk to the fridge at night but it was obviously a ruse to get more yogurt space. These fridges are filled up with his yogurts and if you keep them for long they smell bad. Sometimes the packaging breaks so our apartment was smelling like rotten milk for the last two weeks.
00:48:21
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And my boyfriend's attitude was, oh it's fine, and just deal with it for a little longer until I pulled the plug and threw it all out this morning. I was looking at my groceries, which I had to put beside the fridge because there was no space for them, and everything smelled like death. And then I kind of snapped and threw it all away.
00:48:41
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My boyfriend is understandably upset. We've been arguing about whether I crossed a line by throwing away his stuff. And he's especially upset because he, of course, had rare yogurts that were hard to find. In particular, he had some Cuban and Iranian yogurts that you can't get in the US. But I know that we have trade sanctions against Iran and Cuba, so I don't know if it's even legal for him to have them.
00:49:06
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I asked where he got his Iranian yogurt, but he kept insisting the Iranian yogurt is not the issue here and that the real issue was me throwing out his precious yogurts without his permission. Okay, I'll just call the health department then. Right? They will shut your house the fuck down. They will make you move. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Was that it? That was it. Yeah, that's insane. That's insane. That is completely a hoarder. That is straight up. It's crazy. It is insane. Yeah, so.
00:49:34
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There's that one. Okay, I'm just gonna start collecting a slice of pizza from every pizza we've ever eaten. Yeah, exactly. And apparently the quote that people say all the time is, the yogurt is not the issue here. So, yeah. It's funny. I can't even remember what the other story was, but someone commented like, the whatever is not the issue in this story. And someone was like, the yogurt is not the issue here. And I was like, what does that mean? That's amazing.
00:50:02
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So if you ever see that in the comments, that's what it means. Let's get to them.
00:50:07
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Okay. My 31 male girlfriend, 29 female, broke up with me because of my constant pregnancy fears. Okay. Okay. I have been with my girlfriend Lily for seven years now. We overall have a great relationship and I know I love her very much. For the past three years, she has been pushing for a proposal and she wants to start a family soon and have many kids, at least three. That's so many. So many kids. So many kids.
00:50:32
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many kids many many i mean there's a lot yeah but like that's not that's not a lot
00:50:39
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I'm not sure if I ever want to get married, but I know I don't want my life without her. And that's why then. What's the point? If you won't live your life without a person and they want to get married, just get married then. Yeah. Like, what's it going to hurt? Exactly. Yeah. Don't have a wedding if you don't want to have a wedding. Exactly. That's fine. Yeah. But if they are so important to you and they just want to have the marriage certificate,
00:51:04
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Right, like again, like I mentioned it before, there are many more things that come with a marriage certificate than just, oh, you get to say you're married now. Like there's so, like financial and legal and like medical, like yeah, just. Well, and like a lot of times I feel like those couples end up breaking up and then they meet someone new and then they marry that person. So it's like, yup, yup, yup.
00:51:31
Speaker
Um, I'm not sure if I ever want to get married but I uh, but I know I don't want my life without her. She keeps asking if I ever plan to do it and I usually dismiss her because in all honesty, he says honest but honesty, talking about it gives me anxiety.
00:51:47
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Okay. Now, the reason we broke up with, or the reason she broke up with me is because this month she had a pregnancy scare. She was two days late and we saw a very fainted line. I freaked out because I'm not ready to get married, let alone be a father. Now, I'm not sure if I want kids at all. Oh, now I'm not sure if I want kids at all. I don't see myself as that father figure. I'm all up for being the fun uncle and have fun with them.
00:52:12
Speaker
which is what the fun uncle is. But when it comes to actually have one of my of my own, I think you meant to say of one, he said one, I don't want it. I freaked. I kept waking her up at 2am, 4am asking her to please go to the hospital so she can have blood work done to be sure if she is or if she was pregnant. You can't just walk into a hospital and say take my blood to see if I'm pregnant. Right. I know. I can't do it.
00:52:37
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You can't, yeah. She said she wasn't going to do that. That she wasn't probably pregnant since she did have an IUD and I pulled out. But I read online that there can always be a chance. It's not 100% guaranteed that you won't get pregnant. True. Duh. Yeah. Every single person in the world needs to know that. Like sex ed needs to go back to talking about that. Like listen, I totally understand some parents being like, I don't want you talking about extra stuff. I genuinely think though that schools need to be like, now listen guys,
00:53:07
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The only way to not get pregnant is to not have sex. Pull out doesn't always work. Birth control doesn't always work. Any kind of birth control. Condoms don't always work. Your mom got pregnant with what? You said Ali? Her tubes were tied and she got pregnant. Take the whole thing out. Exactly. Done.
00:53:27
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And then that way I guess, you know, but yeah. I kept badgering her to go and she got mad at me saying that this would be like the fifth time she's going to the hospital to get tested because I believe she's pregnant. Yes, this has happened in the past and I usually freak out because I know I'm not ready to have kids. Maybe one day I will want them but not or but just not now. We want or we went to the hospital and she wasn't pregnant. I was relieved to say the least.
00:53:53
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Later that day, she told me that she wants to break up, that she can't handle this every month, that even if I didn't freak out about pregnancy, she wants to be with someone who doesn't stress and keeps her calm, that she wants someone who knows what they want, that I told her when I was 25 that I wanted kids and made her feel secure about this.
00:54:12
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When I was 24 and she was 23, I told her I never wanted to have kids. She tried breaking up with me saying it wouldn't work out long-term if we wanted different things. But I then changed my mind and told her that I would want kids when I'm 30. But now I realize I probably said that so she wouldn't break up with me.
00:54:32
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end of parentheses, she can't even talk to me about me proposing because I always dismiss her, but she truly believes I don't plan to do it. I think I will propose eventually, but I'm just lazy to buy a ring and do the whole proposal thing. Wow.
00:54:47
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More backstory for right before I limited sex to once every two months because of how paranoid I was getting about her getting pregnant every month Even though we used a condom. I was a constant struggle every month Oh, it was a constant struggle every month waiting for her period to make sure she wasn't pregnant We worked this out and that's why she got the IUD but then I read that there's still a 2% chance failure about pregnancy. I
00:55:13
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I don't know how to get over this pregnant paranoia. I don't want to lose her. And now I realize that having kids is better than losing her. But I still don't know. No, it's not. Right? Oh my god. That is the mentality that ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha
00:55:40
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She left the apartment and went to stay with her parents and I am distraught right now. She also told me that there's more reason she wants to or why she wants to break up than I never made her feel beautiful. I tell her to change her clothes if they made her look fat if we were visiting my family. But my family is very into appearances and being fit.
00:55:59
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She also said that she hates not being able to go out and celebrate things. Yes, I limit going out to three times a year because even though we both make good money, we live in a very expensive city and there's no point in going out when we can cook at home.
00:56:14
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Oh no. I don't know what to do. I don't want to lose her, but she seems very set in her decision. Has anyone never wanted kids but then changed their mind? I think I might want them now, or them, but definitely not now. Maybe when I'm 34 or 35. Um, what can I do to get my girlfriend back?
00:56:32
Speaker
nothing and i was reading some of the comments and stuff everybody was like this fucking asshole and he was i don't hang on did i maybe take a picture of it hang on i did not but i was i was baffled i was baffled by this boy just like some of the things he was saying back and stuff he was just like well but that's what the iud is for just like
00:56:55
Speaker
i yeah that's also true you're not getting her back no if she chooses to go back with you she's an idiot oh yeah like that's not worth it limiting sex yeah like that's weird exactly are you doing no if it causes you that much stress then you shouldn't then you shouldn't be with someone no yep
00:57:12
Speaker
No, you need to figure your own shit out. Exactly. I just... You know, it's a medication. Yep. And if you're that concerned... Oh, someone did tell him that he should go get a vasectomy and he said he didn't like the idea of doing something so drastic and life-changing to his body. Guess what? You can get it reversed if you really want kids when you're 35. Exactly. But I'm over here like, if she's got an IUD in and he's got a vasectomy, that's like a 1% chance. Yeah. Barely. Barely. Yeah.
00:57:42
Speaker
like pretty good odds there that you're gonna be okay. But also if you're just too lazy to buy a room you propose. And that was another thing is that he was like, she wants to do the whole wedding shebang. That was what one of the comments was. Thank you. That he doesn't want to do the big wedding because he doesn't see a point to it. And he finally convinced her to do a courthouse wedding
00:58:05
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And so she was going to agree to that. But then she decided that she did actually want to have the big wedding. And he was like, I just don't want to go by the ring and blah, blah, blah. Like it just seems so stupid and so arbitrary. And I was like, you are turning yourself into an incel. She is settling so low right now. She could walk out the door and say, I'm single. And guys would flock to her. Yeah.
00:58:28
Speaker
They'd be way better than anything you'd bring into the table. Absolutely. She could find another fucking loser and he would treat her better than that probably. You don't make her feel beautiful. You don't take her out to do anything. No. What a fucking asshole.
00:58:44
Speaker
Zach and I, we don't do a ton of family events because he's a little socially awkward with that kind of thing, but we still go out to eat, we still go out to the movies. Tony's the kind of person who will talk me into actually doing the things that I want to do. If I'm like, I don't know, this sounds really good, but I just don't want to pay the money for it, and he's like, we have the money, let's go do it right now. He's that person. Yeah, exactly. Zach's the worst because I'll be like,
00:59:11
Speaker
Ice cream sounds really good right now. It's like, do you want me to go get you ice cream? And I say, no. I want you to want to also have ice cream. Because then I feel bad because he's like, well, I'm just, you wanted it. So let me get, I mean, not that he's saying it like that, but like, you know, and it's, but like everybody has, all the girls have that mentality of like, well, I want a crumble cookie. And they're like, I'll go get you a crumble cookie. I'm like, that's not the point. You have to have one too.
00:59:38
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Otherwise I'm just the fat one on the couch like you know yeah Tony's also the guy that will be like well I really want KFC for dinner and I'll be like I don't that doesn't sound good to me, but like maybe I could go to Wendy's or something But I don't want to go to two places. I'll just I'll find something at KFC He's like I can drive through two drives. Yes. It's not a big deal
00:59:56
Speaker
They're like, no, it is great. I hate it. Don't do it bad about that too. But I do the same thing. I'm just like, well, I don't want Burger King, but Wendy's is right. Fucking there. I can literally pull out of their parking lot. Yeah. Like I'm capable. Yeah. So, but he's like, Oh, I feel guilty and stuff. Or like there's sometimes that I'll be like, you know what? I'm hungry. And then I'll, or he tells me he's hungry too. So I will go get his food and be like, Hmm, where do I want to eat? Do I want Wendy's? And I go,
01:00:20
Speaker
I want pasta and that's at home. So I go home and I make, and then he feels bad because he's like, you just drove all the way out there to get me. Like, and I'm like, I didn't realize what I wanted to eat until I got home, you know, until I was out there and stuff, you know? So, so that was fun. Nice men. Yes.
01:00:36
Speaker
Okay, this one's garbage. Okay. Am I the asshole for canceling the entire vacation when I found out that my stepdaughters deliberately hid my daughter's passport to get her to stay home? Which is just pretty much telling the whole story, but there's a little more to it. Okay. Okay. I've been married to my wife Beth for five years. I have a bio daughter named Jessica who's 18 and I also have two stepdaughters Monica and Leah. They're 25 and 28.
01:01:03
Speaker
They're grown-ass adults. Both are single moms and live with us currently. To their trash. Yeah. Sounds like the worst situation. Oh yeah. There's been issues about my stepdaughters asking my daughter to babysit the kids. Jessica didn't have a problem with it at first since this is what she does to earn money, but since her stepsisters don't pay her much, she just refused to babysit. Good. Send it for yourself. We worked this out by having my wife take care of paying her for babysitting.
01:01:30
Speaker
What are these bitches doing? Yeah. Nothing? Nothing. They're not caring for their children. They're not paying her to care for their children. They're living with you. So are they are they even working? Right. What are they doing? I don't know. I planned a family vacation for three days, okay, three days, and everyone wanted to
Family vacation drama and Jessica's dilemma
01:01:47
Speaker
go. However, both Monica and Leah suggested that Jessica stay home and watch the kids, since Beth doesn't want the grandkids to come.
01:01:56
Speaker
okay why why i mean i'd understand if you were like well we're going on a cruise and i want to get drunk but like for three days three days yeah who are you leaving them with for three days yes if not the grandma like you know exactly they said it's because the kids are used to jessica and hiring another babysitter would cause issues
01:02:14
Speaker
and also said that Jessica isn't too fond of our destination, but it was obvious that Jessica did want to go. They insisted and Beth offered to pay her double and there was just a lot of back and forth on this till I demanded they stop bringing it up. So Grandma was going to pay her to watch the kids. And not go on a vacation that my dad was going to pay for it.
01:02:35
Speaker
We were supposed to go last week, but when everybody had packed their bags and it was time to go, Jessica found out that she didn't have her passport on her. We searched her bag, then went home and searched there. Beth and my stepdaughters kept insisting that we go back to the airport or else we'd miss our flight. They insisted that Jessica stay at home with the kids. They even told the new babysitter to go home because she was no longer needed.
01:02:59
Speaker
I refused to go and kept searching for the passport till Monica admitted that she helped Leah hide Jessica's passport to get her to stay home with the kids. Oh my gosh. I was livid. I tried to get her to tell me where it was, but she said Leah had it. But Leah denied, so I threatened to cancel the vacation and that's when they give it back. I decided to actually cancel the vacation and blew up at both of them and berated them. Jessica, we're going on vacation. Everyone else. Fuck the rest of you. Stay here. Let's go.
01:03:28
Speaker
They stayed upstairs for a while and Beth refused to speak to me and said I punished my stepdaughters for worrying about their kids and wanting them to stay with someone they know. I got told I overreacted and ruined the trip for everybody. Yes, because it was cancelled. That didn't ruin the trip for me. Edit to mention that kicking out my stepdaughters isn't a possibility since my wife co-owns the house we currently live in.
01:03:51
Speaker
Number one comment is like it's not just the stepdaughters. The mom was in on that. Yeah entire thing. Oh, yeah Obviously obviously like you need to get rid of all of them. Yeah divorce ridiculous And again, I'm very much not a person that says divorce immediately. She has no respect for your daughter whatsoever. Nope
01:04:11
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like she's the reason the grandkids are being left behind yeah in the first place yeah and then offering to pay her double and like and also if the grandkids were going to come it would be jessica babysitting them the whole time it's true you know that they would just like she'd wake up and they'd be in her room and they would just be gone yeah it's ridiculous i hate that
Podcast banter and conclusion
01:04:31
Speaker
Oh my gosh, that poor girl. 18. This is 25 and 28 year old women. Why are you single moms, both of you? Why aren't they with the dads then? Because you're trash. Because the dads are probably trash because you have trash tasting men. You're single moms now. So fun. Oh my gosh. Right? Did you want to do any more or are we done? That's it. That's all I have. I'm going to have a couple of my assholes, but we're at an hour and 22. Oh, okay.
01:04:55
Speaker
Yay, yay, because mine were really long. Sorry. All right. Alyssa sucks at the technical side of things. So Shannon did all that work. So she's the backbone of all of this. I'm just the weird energy of things. Yeah, that's the point, though. You were the whole purpose for starting this effort for this show. Whatever you're doing. But you're the smart one. Thank you. Yes. Shannon's the smart one, the backbone, the hard worker, the true Hufflepuff. Thank you.
01:05:25
Speaker
And you're the one who brings the marijuana cider. I'm the crack addict. Yeah, I can't believe it. Go for fun stories. Oh yes. I liked it. I told Eddie one time because I answered the phone for somebody and they were like, oh yeah, I need to talk to your manager. So I sent it over to my manager. He got off the phone with that person and he was like, that lady said that you were so friendly and she wanted to know how you were so friendly. And I, without missing a beat, went.
01:05:51
Speaker
cocaine and he died laughing like it was just so funny. I don't know why that was the first thing that came to mind to tell my boss. It's a good thing they drug test you randomly at the time. Oh yeah. We haven't done drug testing in a long time so. Maybe that's because they know they would lose some employees. Well we should though. I don't have time. People are going to worry. Anyway, thanks for joining us everyone. Hope you had fun. Have a great time. Bye. Bye.