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Ep. 245 – The Book of Mormon: No Such Thing as a Lamenite Noncombatant
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This week we start off with the strange, confusing, and suspicious narrative around the Kirk assassination, and then we’re jumping into a chapter of Mosiah that discusses the strained relations between the good, wholesome, chosen Nephites, and the evil, dangerous, spiteful-for-no-reason Lamenites. It’s a book with more than a few modern parallels and a heap of repetitive language (as usual). Enjoy the show, and remember that you can weigh in on these topics with us if you join our Discord (link in our Instagram bio)!
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Transcript
Critique of The Book of Mormon's Narrative Style
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And it came to pass that they came up upon the north of the land of Shilom with their numbers numerous hosts, men armed with bows and with arrows and with swords and with scimitars and with stones and with slings.
00:00:14
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And they had their heads paid. The arrow clarification is really helpful. Yeah, like. they They have bows. Bow and arrow, you know. yeah with Rock and sling. Dude, they they need. its It's all about the word count for the Book of Mormon.
Concert Experience and Confrontation
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Hello and welcome to Grown Up Christian. I'm Casey. And I'm Sam. And I went to a concert this week. Even though you think they're boring now, that you're old.
00:01:00
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I do worry a lot more about like what time we'll be leaving. Yeah. Like, Oh, we got a 40 minute drive home. So, and you know, it's parking. Did they have to be on for a no, we parked around the corner. It's a, it's a pretty small venue, but so band that's been like in my top three to five bands for the last, I don't know, maybe eight years, nine years.
00:01:26
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vola v-o-l-a you're familiar with them yeah only recently gave uh gave him a ah good old listen and was very very impressed uh by it it's very like um you know like easy listening european prog metal stuff they're from copenhagen and i don't know i just love them it did it Touches a lot of buttons for me, I feel like. So really like all their albums, but they don't come to the U.S. very often. And when they do, it's like major cities only. So there's never been an opportunity for me to see them on like the two or three times they've been here.
00:02:05
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But they happen to make a stop in Lawrence, Kansas. So got to go see them. And a couple of openers. There was like a local band with, ah I don't know, metal band. They had a ah lady singer. very good Strong voice, like impressive. does you You couldn't help but think like, oh, these these guys, they'll probably take this as far as they want to.
00:02:31
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Yeah. You know, they're all a little older, so like it's hard to say how that looks. But they they made it down from Nebraska to warrants for this show. Then ah there was a band, very strange band called Daedric.
00:02:45
Speaker
not familiar with them. It's another one where it's like chick singer. Very good voice that that girl screamed to and she had really good scream. i think their music is like I think it kind of started off as like Elder Scrolls themed and maybe like more from there.
00:03:06
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But and the guys all wear masks and stuff. It was actually really fun. It was a very fun band to listen to. Liked them a lot. Would definitely see them again. And then Vola played.
00:03:17
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So this is a small venue. It's a cool venue though. I really like it. Um, it's pretty, it's not, it's not real big, but it has a tiered floor, right? So there's like, Hey, nice.
00:03:29
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That's helpful to for viewing purposes. Yeah. So there's a couple of, there's two tiers or three tiers, you know, two tiers off of the main level, not real big, you know?
00:03:41
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And, uh, I like that because I'm five foot six and so april April's like five five. So we never have a clear view of a show.
00:03:52
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You know, it's always, we're always behind a bunch of people and like people holding up their phones makes it even that much harder for us to see what's going on. It should make it easier. You can watch the show through their phone. That's pretty dope.
00:04:05
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I mean, I have done that before. Yeah. Well, i forget which band we saw. last year, but I literally watched like the whole show through somebody's phone. It was so irritating.
00:04:16
Speaker
But... Whatever. No big deal. This one, it was, it was, there was a decent crowd there, but it wasn't packed out. So like there was some room and stuff to, to get to a point where you could see. Um, it's mostly open, but there's usually like two tables on one side.
00:04:35
Speaker
Right. So there's like two tables set up with like a couple of high chop chairs each. They're not really, it's not really very official. It's not like reserved seating or anything. It's just kind of like,
00:04:47
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You know, if you get there and you want to sit at a table, like first come first serve sort of thing. Okay. So when it came time for Volo, we were like trying to find a spot where we could see both of the tables are here.
00:04:58
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And then, you know, there's like space in front of the tables and there's space in between the two tables where people are sitting at. So April and I go up and we just kind of stand between the tables.
00:05:09
Speaker
Right. We're standing there prepared, you know, getting ready to watch it. There's, there's some people sitting at the one on the left of us. And then there's a couple with some friends or something. The couple is sitting at the table to the right.
00:05:21
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So Vola starts and they come in. The guy like taps us on the shoulder. He goes, can you guys, can you scooch over? Can you scooch over? and like okay, yeah, sure.
00:05:32
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So we scooch over a little bit, you know, um Now, mind you, the table... standing room. There's no rule that you can't stand in front of these tables. like If you're sitting in the tables, you're opting into an obstructed view for a packed-out show, right?
00:05:48
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ah Yeah, you would think. So... First one, no big deal. I'm like, yeah, we can move it we can move over. No problem. So we move up over, you know, so that we're not, we were not obstructing their view.
00:05:59
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they It was 100%. They had like a good, you know, 80 degree angle of the stage, totally unobstructed. We just were standing next to the table, right? Mm-hmm.
00:06:11
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And after we moved over, especially there was nothing there. Now, keep in mind to the table, like there's a railing where the floor is tiered, right? So there's like a railing and usually people are like up against the railing.
00:06:23
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They have the table pulled back a good four feet from the railing. So there's like four feet of open space in front of them on top of sitting at the table. So we moved over. We're sitting there listening and stuff. They start the first song.
00:06:38
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And then I get another tap on the shoulder and he goes, excuse me, yeah can we get you guys to go back there? We we we were here early. We saved this table. like You guys are standing in there. You're blocking people's view.
00:06:50
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It'd be really nice if you could just get out of the way and stop blocking people's view. It's really rude. And dude, I'm just... And it's it's full volume, like, song playing now. And I'm just screaming at the top of my lungs at this guy. But it's, like, it's no use. They they can't hear – we can't hear each other. I can just tell that he's being a snarky prick. What what am I going to do?
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This is the kind of thing that I feel like people don't do if you're, like, a 6'2 guy, which he was, you know. But, like, when you're 5'6", people just – They don't mind getting aggressive with you if they don't like something or whatever.
00:07:26
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Fine. I'm not ever going to be a guy that's going to hit somebody or whatever. But like this is a situation where. But you might come back and shoot them. yeah You just made the list, buddy.
00:07:40
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I just buy my time. Dude. Let you think you've won. Then it's all over. Lights out, bitch. I'm just screaming at this guy. Like, you don't own the floor. You don't own the floor. This is not your spot. This is not reserved seating. You don't own the floor. but He can't hear me. We can't hear each other. So it's just like this guy and I, like, in each other's faces yelling and spitting on each other.
00:08:04
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And this is first song. And so i waited so long to see this band. I would be... My... I would be so heightened after that. I don't think I would be able to, I don't think i would be watching that person for the rest of the evening.
00:08:20
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I sat there and thought about it the entire, it it ruined the whole show. Yeah. I sat and thought about it the entire time. Like what, if this guy said another thing to me, what I was getting, which is, ah it's dumb. I don't like that. I do that.
00:08:33
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I wish I could just, everyone does that. No one doesn't. Yeah, it just feels like you should be able to will yourself back into the moment and not worry about it. But like the whole time I just sat there and thought about like, oh, my God, I just want to.
00:08:47
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punch this guy so hard like if he comes up to me after the show he's just like hey man I just wanted to say you know I'm sorry like oh oh oh no no no I get it I get it you want to be rude you want to be a prick but that but now you want to assure me that you're a reasonable nice guy well right great I know that now thank you you prick oh I hate him I hate him so much i haven't hated a person that much since the last Cash Patel press interview yay And speaking of, let's let the Kirkle jerk begin, The Kirkle jerk.
Exploring FBI Conspiracy Theories
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So this has basically consumed Casey and I's lives for the past few days. it's just our It's just a constant just back and forth of sending each other articles and YouTube videos and Instagram posts, whatever. Like, I am – excuse me, getting over a cold, and I feel like i have to clear my throat every time I start the talk.
00:09:50
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um Yeah, so, like, nothing about this – assassination makes any sense. um no No.
00:10:01
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Not the FBI story. ah Not even all of the other information that's being ignored by the FBI and left off of mainstream media outlets are It's like you get one of those stories and you're like, oh, clearly there's something going on. Maybe you get an idea in your head.
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And then another piece of information comes up and it's like... it's simultaneously true but contradicts what you thought might be the scenario.
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And then as more information comes out, none of that information really works together, but it's seemingly true. So like, I'm just, i like can't stop looking for I feel almost like obsessive compulsive over it now.
00:10:49
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And then you start wondering, like, is this all part of the plan to just throw so much at you that doesn't make sense that that you just leave everybody confused? But obviously not, because where the information is coming from is various independent media sources that might be picking up on it, independent journalists, this or that. So there's a few things that...
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I just, I want to talk about tonight. We're not going to discuss the entirety of the investigation, all the information that's come up. um But there's a few key things that are really sticking out to me because it, it's hard for me to, I don't buy the official FBI narrative. That's obviously hogwash.
00:11:34
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um I wasn't really convinced that, tyler robinson is the shooter um and then some things recently have been like what is he because if he is nothing makes sense and if he's not nothing makes sense because of the information that's come up so yeah just kind of losing my goddamn shit over this essentially um But the thing, so the official FBI narrative that has enough, God, you could, I mean, you could you could pilot a cruise ship through the holes in the official FBI narrative.
00:12:12
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ah Basically what they're saying is that Tyler Robinson parks away from the school and there's two different street cam videos of him, of the alleged shooter walking towards the campus.
00:12:28
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And in each of those videos, he's wearing different things. In one of the videos, he has shorts. And then they say, oh, he changed into jeans and a black t-shirt. And in that video, he's walking towards campus with a limp because they're arguing that the gun is in his pant leg.
00:12:45
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So it's almost like he's walking with a fake leg. Um, Then he gets to the campus and goes up the stairwell to the building from which he allegedly shoots Kirk from.
00:12:57
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And it is he is no longer walking with a limp. Knees bend just fine going up the stairs. They say he that that's because he disassembled the weapon. So he inconveniently walks down the street with a gun shoved down his pants.
00:13:15
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Which is kind of nuts in and of itself, because like a scoped rifle is big. scoped rifle is large, and this is like a this is an old-school Mauser.30-06 rifle. i mean it's like It's not a tiny little gun that you can just shove in your pant leg. Yeah, and I haven't held one of those since I was about 14, but I remember it being weighty.
00:13:40
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Yeah, probably. I mean, i would bet with the scope, depending on what the scope looks like, I mean, every bit of eight pounds, maybe 10, depending on the scope. And those old guns are not like newer guns where like the, you know, the metal technologies changed a little bit and stuff like they're heavy.
00:13:59
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Yeah. So allegedly disassembles. I'll be using the words allegedly a lot. Uh, I don't look the FBI is listening. Apparently you're not even safe in discord servers anymore.
00:14:11
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ah People are being, there are stories of people being confronted but yeah ah based on things that they have said about Kirk and discord. Um,
00:14:22
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So, all right, disassembles the gun, goes up the stairs to the roof where he reassembles the gun. Casey, when we were talking about this, you had pointed out that just the the fact of all the disassembling, reassembling and walking down the street with it in your pants almost guarantees the fact that your scope's going to be fucked.
00:14:42
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Like you're not going to be dialed in. um Good chance things shift and you won't actually hit your target. So that's interesting to think about as well.
00:14:54
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Fires the weapon, then disassembles it with a screwdriver that the FBI says that was he left behind. Dude's cautious up until now, but...
00:15:05
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Disassembles the gun so he can jump off the roof. They forgot to put that in their discord messages. Yeah. Leaves the leaves the screwdriver behind, which they, oh, conveniently get DNA evidence off of.
00:15:18
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So gets off of the roof with the disassembled gun in a backpack. and then dumps the gun. But prior to dumping it, he reassembles it because they, the FBI finds the gun in the woods with the shell casings, with the trolling, the trolling and scripted so ah shell casings, along with a towel, a towel, which they say, i want to say it's a towel. They said they lifted a partial palm print off of,
00:15:46
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um but they have at least now according to their report pulled tyler robinson's dna from the towel and the screwdriver the gun is out for ballistics um ah it's my understanding of and this is all just based on um nothing in particular other than people that i've talked to who are also paying attention to it we may never the ballistics uh may never be public um whatever information comes from that isn't necessarily, that's not necessarily something that will become public information.
00:16:23
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Um, I mean, if they really want to try and squash out any, whatever, even if they made it public, I'm not going to believe a goddamn word that comes out of cash fucking Patel's mouth. Um, so anyway, like you have this entirely busted narrative where they got not, I mean, it's just, it's wild. So then they, they,
00:16:43
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for a cup for they bungle the whole thing they got nothing they put this picture of this guy the alleged shooter up and the tyler robinson's dad supposedly contacts tyler and is like i this is you and then he's like i did it and then they're like you should turn yourself in he goes i'd rather die and then ah They call a youth pastor slash sheriff friend of theirs who apparently convinces him to turn himself in.
00:17:15
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The diabetes guy from Walker, Texas Ranger. Yeah. So now we're left and then he's arrested. And then the like we get reports that Tyler's not cooperating. So, All of this is that narrative is just insane.
00:17:30
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And then it comes out, oh, he like the original reporting is he comes like from a conservative family. Everyone's MAGA lives at home. Then it's like he was MAGA, too. And now it's like, well, now they're saying he's a leftist and that it's leftist extremism that leads to these kinds of things. And then it's then he's living with a ah trans boyfriend um or girlfriend. No, yeah It's romantic partner. Yeah.
00:17:56
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ah So think male to female. Okay. Yeah. Trans person, trans girlfriend. And then that's disputed, but now it's like, and well, now he it's, they're saying he definitely lived with that person, but it's unconfirmed if that's the partner. Anyway, it's all over the place.
00:18:11
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um And of course it doesn't help by each side wanting it to be true that he isn't in their camp. Cause that's just not fun for them.
00:18:24
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<unk>s There's like a side of you when you're reading this stuff and you're like deciding what you're going to take at face value and whatnot. Like there's a part of you as ah as a normal human being that's like...
00:18:36
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okay, my am I being reasonable about this? am i Am I taking this like, is my my urge to assign this a certain meaning or certain motive or whatever? Is that like overruling my my objectivity about this?
00:18:54
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But then you're like, oh, wait, um everybody in the government is doing exactly that. Like everybody left and right seems to be making like his motive, whatever they need it to be.
00:19:05
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course, you know what the left's doing doesn't really matter that much because of who who is calling all the shots right now. You know, like them making him into like some sort of leftist idealist, you know, that I.
00:19:20
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That's what's so tough about this because like there's also, you know, you and I sent each other the video that Crystal from Breaking Points did about like Blackpill nihilists yeah and stuff.
00:19:32
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Which is one of those things that makes you go, maybe that is it. And he is the guy, but then... uh go ahead yeah sorry finish your thought and then i'll i'll interject with a couple things that i have left over with all three of the possible you know like nobody's really paying any attention to like the handful of people that are like oh a gun-toting conservative kid you know from a christian family or whatever like there's like five of those people nobody cares about them uh but both like the the conservatives who are like trying to paint him as like some sort of you know
00:20:06
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communist trans leftist guy and the people who are like trying to, you know, assign this like black pill, nihilist, seven, six, four, you know, order of nine angles, nihilist internet shooter thing. Right.
00:20:23
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They just haven't given us anything to really substantiate either of those. Like we don't have anything showing him to be like some principled leftist that really cared about, you know, like,
00:20:35
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uh you know hashtag resistance type crap you know as much as the conservatives want that but like you know you look at the shooter in minneapolis that shot up that school the other day and like wrote all the stuff all over her guns and everything like that's black pill nihilism 764 stuff yeah i just don't see that here And that doesn't mean that it's not. Video game references, it's meme-ish, it's troll-y, but it doesn't have that same... the argument everyone that...
00:21:08
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not like so the argument for everyone is like they like they that basically that black pill nihilist cult online is essentially like, look, everything's fucked. There is no redemption.
00:21:21
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ah and the only thing you can do is, is speed up the, the, bit the demise of the world. Entropy is all that matters. Um, So you have the – so the idea would be a shooting like this is literally to just, all right, we know how this is going to play out. Both sides are going to fight against each other until we fucking destroy this country. It's it's accelerationism. it's It's the idea of hastening the demise of the of society and western Western civilization and whatnot.
00:21:52
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And but that being the end, the only value is being someone who's an agent and in achieving that end or something like that. This guy just doesn't, he just doesn't have the hallmarks. Cause I've been watching some stuff about like seven, six, four and oh nine. and,
00:22:08
Speaker
That is, ooh, that's a deep, dark hole. And some of the information that's come out recently that makes you go, i don't think that's the case here, is, and I can read through the article if we have time. Otherwise, we'll just share it in the show notes. It's not a very long article. This um is a Ken Klippenstein one?
00:22:30
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Yeah, Ken Klippenstein was able Elegance, by the way. yeah like Ken Klippenstein a lot. He was able to basically get in touch with some of his Discord friends. he got He's got the receipts.
00:22:42
Speaker
It's pictures of Discord messages between them. When Tyler... tyler it it comes out and goes, I did this guys. And I'm like, nothing about the FBI narrative makes me believe that that's true, especially because the, the, the one other part of it that I didn't mention when reviewing their narrative is after the shot was fired, there was a man in the crowd and that man yells, I did it. I did it. Shoot me, shoot me.
00:23:11
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Charles. That man, George Zinn. That man's name is George Zinn. He was arrested. um And then there was a seemingly decoy, right?
00:23:22
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The shot goes off, kills Charlie Kirk. And this guy's like, I did i did it. Shoot me, shoot me. ah's like it That feels like a decoy, um which makes us feel like something bigger than just a lone gunman.
00:23:35
Speaker
There's also some things I've seen about a guy on the stage giving hand signals that looks like the guy who's at the Trump shooting. That feels a little too, um I haven't even considered that.
00:23:46
Speaker
I haven't looked into it. i That feels more, excuse me, that feels more unlikely just based on how brazenly obvious it would be that someone's up there.
00:23:57
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giving hand signals like that, but I don't know. So I'm not even going to touch on that. weird. there are listeners who got into it, then feel free to message us, uh, join the discord and the conversation we will are having there. But, um,
00:24:10
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George Zinn. This one is fucking crazy. So before I read this, there was another person who was arrested for walking around campus with a pellet gun, just a regular ass. pellet gun, which I saw. I have a pellet gun. Like, I recently bought one for around the house. And, like, I didn't even recognize that this was a pellet gun. Like, when the picture the videos of him being arrested showed up, it looked like a suppressed bolt-action rifle.
00:24:37
Speaker
Yeah. and He's just walking around campus. Walking around campus with it. On the day that Charlie Kirk was shot. Like, what are we doing? Two decoys, getting arrested, throwing the FBI off the scent of the guy, of the actual shooter. So I'm like, this is insane.
00:24:53
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This feels like a professional hit job. You think of the distance, you think of the like scope rattling around, maybe they had to recalibrate it in action. I imagine if you're a professional, you could do that without, like if you knew the distance ahead of time,
00:25:06
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And what you were doing, you must be able to calibrate it back to give wherever high end gear. You know, it could sustain like being knocked around and stuff like that. But like even one of the discord messages that they leaked, it's like, I think that was a $2,000 scope. And it's like, you put a $2,000 scope on like a, a post-war 30-06 from like the 40s. Like why you know, it's just the whole thing's so weird.
00:25:36
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So to add to the weirdness, George Zinn, this one, it blows my mind. This isn't a very long article. um This is from The Guardian, accused of obstructing justice, right? So George Zinn has shown up in some pretty weird places.
00:25:52
Speaker
A man who was detained moments after Turning Point USA executive Charlie Kirk was killed. Authority, uh, ah allegations of trying to thwart authorities by falsely confessing to the fatal shooting. Now this guy gets weird enough where you go, I could see him being in the wrong place at the wrong time and then still doing some weird shit like this.
00:26:11
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um After being arrested on Monday, 71-year-old George Zinn faces a count of obstruction of justice, a second-degree felony in the wake of Kirk's killing in Utah.
00:26:23
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He was also booked in connection with images on his cell phone depicting child abuse, said state authorities, who took Zinn into custody after he was released from a hospital that was treating him for medical a medical condition.
00:26:38
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ah Documents filed in Zinn's case by UVU campus police alleged that he began screaming, I shot him, now shoot me, in the immediate aftermath of Kirk's killing. ah video evolves all ah Then when asked by an officer where the gun used to kill Kirk was, Zinn allegedly replied, i am not going to tell you.
00:27:00
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Police contend that Zinn subsequently admitted that he was not the shooter and did not know who was. And he purportedly claimed that he had acted how he did to draw attention away from the real killer in hopes of becoming a martyr for Kirk.
00:27:17
Speaker
Super wild. why A martyr for Kirk who was killed. don't that I'm still not tracking with that. Yeah, it it doesn't make any sense. Didn't, ah and maybe I'm jumping ahead a little bit, but didn't. You are.
00:27:31
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Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. He allegedly was reluctant to let investigators look at his phone saying he used the device to look at child sex abuse material in quotes.
00:27:45
Speaker
Hey, dude, can we use your phone? No, I'd rather you not. I have a ton of CP on there, man. yout You don't want to see the stuff I got on there. Yeah, we're cool, right? ah The local head to ah local sheriff deputies wrote that into a separate report. A search of Zinn's phone allegedly confirmed there are more than 20 images depicting child abuse, including this is ah horrible, including of minors believed to be about five years old, as well as explicit messages about sexual acts.
00:28:15
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This guy's dirt. ah I don't know what he's doing there, why he's just... it Did they even ask to look at his phone? He's like, hey, guys, just so you know, don't look at my phone. Got tons of CP.
00:28:29
Speaker
Yeah, i didn't I just wanted to warn you because consent is important. um And then to to to round this out, notably in 2013, he was arrested on allegations that he asked Salt Lake City, Utah Marathon organizers if he could help set up bombs at the finish line.
00:28:47
Speaker
That was just ah days after the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing. He also, I don't know if it's in this article right here. Allegedly, this man was also at 9 11 he was there the day the twin towers fell this guy what a convenient character this guy is so yeah we have that i mean hey we have it's like covered in dirt like 20 minutes after the bombing he's like i don't know what happened but i think i iraq did it
00:29:22
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Yeah, he goes, he immediately is like, I knew the second that I knew the second that first tower fell, this is like Al Qaeda. That was what that's his quote, I guess. ah ah In his first interview after that, he was George Bush's body devil. He was actually the one reading, reading books to the kids while George was, he was ah trying to figure out how to crack a peanut.
00:29:43
Speaker
Yeah. So George Zinn's a weird man to show up in all this. um I mean, everything's crazy. And then, like, this is where... um but So this is where I wanted to go with this.
00:29:56
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I'm going to pull it back up here after switching all my screens. The FBI comes out. to Look, everyone's already like, your story sucks. And they're like, I have an idea.
00:30:07
Speaker
We'll release the text conversation between... um the i don't the Tyler Robinson and his alleged partner, right?
00:30:22
Speaker
So there's a lot of interesting things in this conversation, and we'll point some of them out after the fact. But Casey, this is a 22-year-old man. My foster son is 22 years old.
00:30:35
Speaker
I know how he texts me. And I don't understand a word of it. I barely get more than five or six words at a time. Most of them are spelled incorrectly.
00:30:46
Speaker
No punctuation. And they rarely communicate in language that I as a 38 year old man, 37 year old man understand. So I want you.
00:30:57
Speaker
We had some drops loaded up. Whatever one you feel in your heart at the time. When I read something from Robinson that does not sound like something a 22-year-old man would say, just give me a drop.
00:31:10
Speaker
I'm going to read through this. We're going to get through the whole exchange ah that the FBI put out. Now, let it be known. They did not put out screenshots of text messages that have been verified as original images by an independent third party. No, they gave us a ah Microsoft Word version using a screenplay template to give us the conversation between Robinson and roommate.
00:31:42
Speaker
Makes all the sense in the world. So it's small on my phone. I'm just trying to blow it up and move it around. So bear with me as I fumble through this like the 37-year-old man that I am with technology. All right.
00:31:58
Speaker
Robinson, I am still okay, my love, but I am stuck in Orem for a little while longer yet. Shouldn't be long until I come home, but I gotta to grab my rifle still.
00:32:09
Speaker
To be honest, I had hoped to keep this secret till I had died of old age. I am sorry to involve you. You weren't the one who did it, right? Roommate.
00:32:20
Speaker
Well, that was the roommate. Robinson, I am. I'm sorry. Roommate. I thought they caught the person. Robinson. No, they grabbed some. cri We should have actually maybe we could have done this together and a little back and forth like we did with that Christian play. Maybe we should turn this into a play. That would be cute. um No, they grabbed some crazy old dude, then interrogated someone in similar clothing.
00:32:45
Speaker
yeah pe I had planned to grab my rifle from the drop point shortly after. But most of that side of town got locked down. It's quiet. Almost enough to get out.
00:32:56
Speaker
But there's one vehicle lingering. Roommate. to Roommate. Why? Robinson. Why did I do it? Roommate. Yeah.
00:33:07
Speaker
Robinson. I had enough of his hatred. Some hate can't be negotiated out. If I am able to grab my rifle... ah If I am able to grab my rifle unseen, i will have left no evidence.
00:33:20
Speaker
Going to attempt to retrieve it again. Hopefully they will have moved on. I haven't seen anything about them finding it. Roommate, how long have you been planning this? Robinson.
00:33:30
Speaker
A bit over a week, I believe. I can get close to it, but there's a squad car parked right by it. You pig! I think they already swept that spot, but I don't want to chance it and Switching screens.
00:33:47
Speaker
I mean, images. i'm wishing i had circleed robinson I'm wishing I had circled back and grabbed it soon as I got to my vehicle. I'm worried that my old man, what my old man would do if I didn't bring back grandpa's rifle.
00:34:01
Speaker
I don't even know if it had a certain, that's it. That's IDAC. I D E K. Right. I think that's the first abbreviation I've seen in this long winded narrative written by Robinson. It's not a fan of abbreviations.
00:34:17
Speaker
It's, I think the, the reason we'll get the, eventually get to the truth out of cash Patel is because it's, he's going to be so angry that people don't buy it. He's just going to crack under pressure and be like, I worked on this so hard all night long and nobody believes Yeah.
00:34:35
Speaker
I don't even know if I had a serial number, but it wouldn't trace to me. ah That's like just so on the nose for a dude who got away with it to just blow his shit up with this stuff.
00:34:46
Speaker
All right. I'll carry on. I'm supposed to save the narrative for after. Yeah. I worry about Prince. I had to leave it in a bush where I changed outfits.
00:34:59
Speaker
didn't have the ability or time to bring it with, I might have to abandon it and hope they don't find Prince. How the fuck will I explain losing it to my old man? Dot, dot, dot, dot.
00:35:11
Speaker
Only thing I have left was a rifle wrapped in a towel. Only thing I left was a rifle wrapped in a towel. Remember how I was engraving bullets? The fucking messages are mostly a big meme.
00:35:23
Speaker
if I see... If I see Noel Bulge's UWU on Fox News, I might have a stroke. All right, I'm going to leave are old.
00:35:35
Speaker
That really fucking sucks. I'm old. Notice his bulge, uwu. Yeah, I forgot. I said UWU. You're not a Discord kitten.
00:35:46
Speaker
Me? No? No. I noticed his bulge. um All right. hit Last one here. Robinson, delete this exchange.
00:35:57
Speaker
Robinson, my dad wants photo of rifle. He says grandpa wants to know who has what. The feds released a photo of the rifle, and it's very unique.
00:36:07
Speaker
He's calling me right now, not answering. So they're saying dad called him because they saw a picture of grandpa's rifle on the internet. or the news.
00:36:19
Speaker
Since Trump got into office, my dad has been pretty diehard MAGA. I'm going to turn myself in willingly. Oh, they did some ellipses between, this is shortened for brevity. I'm going to turn myself in willingly.
00:36:31
Speaker
One of my neighbors here is a deputy for the sheriff. You are all I worry about, love. Roommate. I'm much more worried about you, Robinson. Don't talk to the media, please.
00:36:43
Speaker
Don't take any interviews or make any comments. If police ask you a question, ask for a lawyer and stay silent. His love's not exactly a ride or die, is she? And then they went straight to the cops.
00:36:56
Speaker
Um, only amount of medium so a tweet has been circulating. Uh, that is great. Except for my, well, I need to pull up my screenshots.
00:37:11
Speaker
Um, That I think really ah kind of covers what... Where did it go? I know I saved these images. That drives me k nuts, man. Don't get a Google phone, everybody. It stores all your shit in weird spots.
00:37:26
Speaker
I said Google and my phone just started listening like it had something for to say. And I don't want the FBI any this. Hey, Google, find my screenshot, please. Thank you. That actually probably would have worked. Is it the one that... ah Yes, here we go. Got it.
00:37:40
Speaker
Yeah. conspiracy theorist but i have a really hard time believing in a short tax exchange the alleg shooter where the alleged shooter makes his confession confirms location of the weapon confirms the type of weapon confirms it was wrapped in a towel confirms his motive exonerates the decoy admits to the bullet engraving confirms the wardrobe change confirms how long he's been planning it, discloses the existence and location of a now-destroyed pre-written confession note, randomly tells his boyfriend that his dad is a lie, is a diehard MAGA, as if he wouldn't already known have known given the nature of their relationship, and is worried about his dad slash grandpa being upset if he doesn't come home with a rifle, not the fact that he just used it to commit murder.
00:38:24
Speaker
not to mention 22-year-old terminally online Zoomer using phrases like squad car, drop point, swept the area, my vehicle, until I died of old age, my old man.
00:38:36
Speaker
I'm sorry, I just don't believe it.
00:38:40
Speaker
I watched a little bit of a Kyle Kalinske video earlier where he was he read that tweet, but he he had a pretty good summary. He's like, Hey, it's me, Mr. Murder Man, fresh from you know fresh back from committing murder all by myself. Exactly the way it looks.
00:38:57
Speaker
It is so irritating to read that and watch as it like in in as few words as possible, confirms every bit of information that they've released to us, like word for word.
00:39:09
Speaker
and it's Every single piece. like Even just the the the though the sound of... Hey, just, hey, remember those bullets I was engraving? Oh, it's terrible. It was so funny.
00:39:21
Speaker
um I just, dude, this is just obviously insane. Oh, they just grabbed some old bit, like every bit. They just try to throw in every single bit. I was wishing I circled back and grabbed it as soon as I got in my vehicle.
00:39:36
Speaker
i I love how he goes, I might have to abandon it and hope they don't find Prince. How am I going to explain losing so my old Dude, how am I going to explain losing it? that and Did you ask to borrow it?
00:39:49
Speaker
Were you like, hey, Grandpa, can I borrow your your rifle and just take off with it? No no questions asked. like it just I'm worried what my old man would do if I didn't bring back Grandpa's rifle.
00:40:01
Speaker
I don't even know if it had a serial number, but it wouldn't trace to me. Like, basically them trying to manage the idea that if there were no prints on the gun, which maybe there won't be, and if there isn't, that'll be notable.
00:40:19
Speaker
Because he, what, wiped down everything but the screwdriver? and left his DNA on the towel. Like, no, get the fuck out of my face with this horse shit. If you're just trying to explain like, Oh, I took that gun and it doesn't, maybe it doesn't have a serial number. They'll never be able to trace it to me as he like gets away with it. And immediately texts this person, the entirety of the plan down to the T ah of the way that the FBI wants you to believe that it happened.
00:40:49
Speaker
And then Oh my God. And what's killing me. I don't know. We won't get into it for the sake of time. And it's, I have to read another entire article. We can post that article in the show notes, but that the, the, what was the one I mentioned? Blanking on the name. I can pull it up. Yeah. Ken Klippenstein who got into, who, who got,
00:41:10
Speaker
in contact with the people in his discord server. And it's just like, and it's nothing about the FBI narrative. It makes me believe this guy did it. Feels like a fall guy, feels like a patsy.
00:41:22
Speaker
And then he's in his discord server saying he did it. Now, does that entirely eliminate him from being a patsy or a fall guy? Not if there is, look, dad being like, I think I saw you on the news.
00:41:36
Speaker
ah was that you? And he's like, Oh, I did it. Rats. You got me, dad. Like, If there is something else going on, maybe that's part of his confession and discord. I don't want to go that far down the rabbit hole. I've never been this much of a conspiracy theorist.
00:41:52
Speaker
I think I have enough episodes of this show to know that I've always, ah outside of a couple of things, been like Casey and I'll have these conversations. I'm like, I don't know. I'm not sure.
00:42:03
Speaker
That was your shtick back when we were younger. Yeah. And now I'm out here having a whole ass conversation about why this, even despite like an online confession to his friends, I still think this might be bullshit.
00:42:20
Speaker
Yeah. Welcome to the party. it's And then a little rapid fire food buckets. A quick little rapid fire because the aftermath of this, regardless of what happened, who did it, why it was done, now are it's done.
00:42:34
Speaker
And we're going to be lied to and it's going to be ridiculous and it doesn't matter. We're here dealing with the fallout and it's going to be bad. um A couple of articles from just the past couple days um that are...
00:42:50
Speaker
Really getting under my skin a little bit. um The Independent ah Trump shares call for media accountability with the Charlie Kirk Act after shooting, which basically is like, oh, you can't talk shit about Charlie Kirk or you're... Look, I'm not going to go through the article, but it's... Some sort of... I listened to a thing earlier about it where it's it's some sort of...
00:43:14
Speaker
ridiculous like we're gonna hold the media accountable for their lies and you know like they can have their opinions but they have to state it as opinions or we're gonna sue them and put them out of business they're no longer gonna sell the american people these lies like you guys i mean you can't tell a straight story to save your life and you're gonna you're gonna talk about the media's bias and stuff like at one point that was a decent argument to have but ah what You guys are going to bring those accusations against the media at this point. Right.
00:43:45
Speaker
right I mean, it we didn't even touch on the fact that like you know in the midst of all this Charlie Kirk stuff, you know the Epstein birthday book came out, which was vile, disgusting stuff that impugned a lot of very prominent people.
00:44:02
Speaker
you know, a lot of rich, disgusting losers that ah did unspeakable things on that island. We'll probably never know the extent of, but then on top of that, you know, like cash Patel, what is it today or yesterday was, you know, testifying in front of a congressional committee or whatever. And he said, uh, he said that they have no evidence to confirm that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked women to anyone but himself.
00:44:30
Speaker
There's no credible evidence. And, ah It's so – it's maddening to listen to this nonsense. Here we go.
00:44:41
Speaker
Did Epstein traffic these young women too besides himself? Himself. There is no credible information. None. If there were, I would bring the case yesterday that he trafficked two other individuals, and the and information we have again is limited. So the answer is no one?
00:44:58
Speaker
for the information that we have in the fo in the case phone can i think Like, what a fucking snake. Crazy, dude. And it's, you know what i keep thinking about, too, is the fact that, like, you think back to his first term.
00:45:15
Speaker
He shed people, like, weekly. Weekly, they had people dropping off, dropping out, quitting in, you know, a fury, being fired. Like, he couldn't keep a consistent person on staff. And any of the whole administration. Trump or Cash.
00:45:32
Speaker
No, Trump, like his administration was just riddled with like personnel changes. It was a revolving door. And like he doesn't have that this time. And I think you can see why, like the level of people that he's put in power in this this second term are such muckraking, lying, like low down, no good charlatans that they will literally hold the line.
00:46:00
Speaker
on whatever narrative he wants them to. And it's it's funny because like people leave these positions and they get board seats on, you know, defense contractors, from you know, boards, they get, you know, ah yeah cons consult consultant businesses and different things like that. You know, they're just like make the rounds skimming money off of all these organizations that want to get closer to government.
00:46:25
Speaker
Like, does anybody think that Kash Patel is going to be on the board of Lockheed Martin after this is all done? Right. That beady-eyed doofus is, he's he's going to be nothing, he's He's going to write a terrible book that nobody wants to read where he talks about how bravely he stood up for the truth and this and that and the other.
00:46:46
Speaker
He's going to be like as an alcoholic doing the Fox News circuit. Every time there's like a ah new event that's like crime related, they'll have him on to just like sweat and scream.
00:46:57
Speaker
Yeah, back when I was in charge of the FBI. Yeah, I mean, it's like him, Pam Bondi. Oh my God, dude. Those two are just ridiculous. Where is this Bongino guy?
00:47:08
Speaker
He hasn't been anywhere in the public eye for a while. Is he still working there? Like... i thought I don't even know. He was doing press conferences left and right. They haven't been questioning him about anything Epstein related. And he was on the front lines when this all first started coming out, you know, but I, it's wild. Have you seen Kash Patel's girlfriend?
00:47:31
Speaker
No. Look up Kash Patel's girlfriend.
00:47:35
Speaker
Here we go. Google the old Google sod agent girlfriend. I'm sure he's just such a fascinating guy and so handsome that she, this movie star looking chick, wants to be with him.
00:47:48
Speaker
Oh, yeah. That's true love. Oh, God bless their union, man. That's beautiful. You think he's at home and she's got like a bottle of warm milk and she's just rubbing his bait belly right now, like telling him he did good?
00:48:01
Speaker
Oh, dude, he has the worst mommy kink of all time. That's... Maybe daddy. It could be daddy shit too, given how much he just tries to suck Trump off constantly.
00:48:14
Speaker
Dude, and it's also wild to think of how like he fired every... like I mean, he fired almost every top person in the FBI. like Anyone who didn't like kiss the ring was like...
00:48:25
Speaker
Like that's why they can't do anything. That's why they're gonna bungle everything anyway. It's just like you don't have any like top officials left to or enough of them to be functional in any like high level capacity.
00:48:39
Speaker
And, you know, you have the Laura Loomers of the world that are just like trump train all the way never break ranks with him and stuff but like more and more conservatives are kind of raising eyebrows at the at the level of ridiculousness that this is all reaching yeah and they like conspiracies anyway so they this they're primed to give ah have a problem with this dude michael savage is ranting about how he doesn't believe a word of like this shooter narrative and stuff i mean like it's
00:49:11
Speaker
It's wild. Bannon had something to say about it. Bannon had some shit to say about this all too recently. Oh, no. Yeah. Bannon's shit was on... i It was related to Charlie Kirk. Maybe not the shooter.
00:49:23
Speaker
Maybe Charlie Kirk in the... He did talk on... Oh, like the pressures that was supposedly under? Yeah, the pressure in the blackmail. So, dude, just...
00:49:33
Speaker
Go ahead. good ah Tim Dillon had Max Blumenthal on to talk about his article this past week about you know the pressures that Charlie Kirk was under from the Israel lobby and his billionaire donors and stuff that are all Zionists and whatnot. And ah he turned up dead 24 hours later.
00:49:51
Speaker
i was listening to like his Patreon episode this morning, and Barry Weiss actually contacted his management agency to tell them how disappointed she was in Tim's turn and blah, blah, blah, blah. She's going to be the the president of CBS or whatever now that they bought.
00:50:10
Speaker
They spent $200 or $200 billion dollars or whatever on her scumbag YouTube channel or whatever it was. Dude, that's another area that the media debacles right now, like with the media just kind of falling in line.
00:50:25
Speaker
A couple other like flashpoints real quick. Trump files a $15 billion dollars defamation libel suit against the New York Times over Epstein reports. We already watched CBS, the the CBS, what was the mergers? viaco was a Viacom, was it Viacom?
00:50:43
Speaker
Yeah. was a big merge. Yeah. And we watched them settle because they, the merger couldn't go through while they were tied up in litigation over this. So they settled to get the merger through.
00:50:54
Speaker
And now someone, whatever, from his little happy clappy idiot club is going to some have some low high level of involvement with that. Like, And now he just turns right around again. And that's why. You just you can't fucking cave to this motherfucker. like He won that, and now he's coming after the New York Times because he doesn't like that they're saying things that hurt his feelings over Epstein. And it's like, I don't know, man. We're just a couple other things that happened in the aftermath of... ah yeah These are all just things that happened the past couple days.
00:51:27
Speaker
Trump says crime stats should exclude domestic violence, calling them much lesser things. ah Trump declares smart people don't like me. That was fun for me. I enjoyed that.
00:51:38
Speaker
Let me go ahead and turn my... He wants to take domestic violence out of the crime stats to ah pump his numbers. Yeah. yeah because he yeah That's good, man. i mean Here we go. He's creative, if nothing else.
00:51:53
Speaker
They don't like what we talk about. Smart people don't like me. Ha ha ha ha ha. These fucking people, dude. Ugh. ah Yeah.
00:52:04
Speaker
It's insane how many... Go ahead. Go ahead. No, U.S. lawmakers introduced thought police bill to strip citizens of passports over Israeli criticism. You already mentioned, on September 10th, the state Senate voted 51 to 49 to block the release of the Epstein files.
00:52:23
Speaker
Every single Democrat voted for it. Only two Republicans didn't, I believe. Like, we're just... Dude, we're in chaos land. It's just... It can't last. Oh, and then today, just a couple hours ago, ABC cancels Jimmy Kimmel Live after comments related to Charlie Kirk's assassination following follows FTC pressure.
00:52:44
Speaker
Jimmy Kimmel's done for. Indefinitely because of comments he made about Charlie Kirk. That's where we live now. Like, i know we're like nothing to these people, but just the fact that like the AI, now speaking of AI, all Kash Patel had to do was just write that like he did on his laptop and then just throw it into any AI platform and say, hey, rewrite this like a Gen Z-er.
00:53:14
Speaker
And it would have actually – really better. It could have It have really what you did when you were like three little pigs but in the Book of Mormon nomenclature. Yeah. Yep. Do that. It would have come out so much better. Hey, chat GPT, rewrite this like a chronically online discord dork who likes playing video games with his friends. Cool.
00:53:33
Speaker
Done. um Anyway, what was he saying? AI. What am I saying about AI? I don't even know why started talking about that, but um whatever. We're done for, man. its My level of hope is...
00:53:47
Speaker
Steadily declining. ah It just feels like, hey, another mouse. He's staring right at me.
00:53:55
Speaker
It's an FBI agent. It's a plant, dude. fifty it's It's a Jewish listening device.
00:54:06
Speaker
Catches on to me.
00:54:09
Speaker
Mice aren't real. Mice aren't real shit over here. found two dead ones. My cat got two of them. ah I guess there's more down here than I thought. to throw my cat back down here and let punch him in the face until he dies.
00:54:21
Speaker
Those little mitts. Yeah, whatever, man. this We're just... Oh, my God. like it's Watching this fall apart before our eyes. like What can we say? like With the AI algorithms being so strong, right at some point, it's just like i our back... we're just like It's so weird to think that like you have to think about what you say now.
00:54:47
Speaker
And we don't really, i know it doesn't matter here, but I think we watch breaking points or you mentioned watching a Kyle Kalinsky video. Like they have, there's so many people have these massive followings that are shitting on Trump relentlessly, calling his bullshit to the carpet, calling out this media circus to the carpet. Like, and at what point are they just going to go to like, watch their videos and their channels are deleted and YouTube folds.
00:55:12
Speaker
YouTube goes, okay. They get sued and they settle and they go, all right, whatever. Like, you know, anything. It's, fuck, man. I think if it was, we're just going have to see.
00:55:27
Speaker
There's a lot of people pushing back on stuff right now. And I think that even like the kind of normie MAGA people are are struggling to rationalize some of the stuff that's happening at the moment.
00:55:39
Speaker
um But eventually it's too late, man. Once ah once you set in the fascism and the dictatorship and they rig the voting and get rid of mail, like it's all dude it it's a snowball effect.
00:55:52
Speaker
They don't need these people to be on their side forever. They need them be on their side enough to fuck them for eternity. This is why, dude, the Democrats had better run somebody good and reasonable next time. If they do, they'll crush them.
00:56:08
Speaker
They cannot run some like, like lifelong DNC ladder climber or else we're in for another four years of this. That will all be dead by then.
00:56:19
Speaker
Yeah. Peace. So do you want to have a little more fun? Yeah. Let's look. I thought I was going to make more jokes and I just got angry again. It's hard not to just... I had so many thoughts ah prior to this about all... I should have just wrote them with my phone. I had so many good ideas on how to make fun of Cash Patel, too, and I just...
00:56:40
Speaker
I let that little bitch win over me today, guys. I'm sorry. I'm not hearing anyone defend Cash Patel. So that's there's at least a couple of bright spots in the narrative. He's such a loser.
00:56:54
Speaker
Dude, he just nothing screams like pathetic little like I got bullied in middle school boy than he does. And it's not funny. I'm like, I'm not making fun of kids who get bullied. I'm just making fun of kids who got bullied that turn out like Cash Patel.
00:57:08
Speaker
Dude, yeah, like nothing is more pathetic than than hearing somebody that's not Trump say Russia, Russia, Russia. yeah It's like, oh, my God, I want to hit you with a car so bad.
00:57:23
Speaker
Or what was his I'll see you in Valhalla. Oh, I forgot. How did I forget about that? Like, what is this like? It's like, ah we we we have the watch, brother. See you in Valhalla.
00:57:39
Speaker
Dude, I have this is this couldn't be more off topic, but it made me think of like the online bros. And like, you know, there's like there's this, ah you know, that you like to watch people um have really smart things to say with maybe not all of their teeth on Instagram reels and stuff like that.
00:57:59
Speaker
I love it. Let me get into that. Yeah. And those are the kind of people that I think of like, it's like maybe like samurai shit's a little played out. So now like Viking shit is like where it's at. So I, those are the kinds people where I'm like, I could think I think of them being like really into like Norse stuff now, like in Valhalla and Vikings. and Oh yeah. It's so cool. And yeah,
00:58:24
Speaker
and Here's where it goes a little, takes a little bit of a left turn for me. I was just thinking about those kinds of people in their general look.
00:58:36
Speaker
um Again, the people in the videos you send me constantly. And I saw a guy tonight. This is a, this is a, this is a meme more than, than anything.
00:58:47
Speaker
Yeah.
00:58:51
Speaker
The first time in real life I've seen a the the monster logo as a throat tattoo. Whoa. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen that. It was ah something to behold, man. I couldn't.
00:59:09
Speaker
I was in a poor place to try and take a picture of it. Usually that's what You saw this in person? In person, yeah. Whoa. It was. It's amazing. That's like spotting a rare bird.
00:59:22
Speaker
i Yeah. Oh, my God. I was bunting. ahla And it wasn't the most ah straight.
00:59:36
Speaker
It could be, I guess. I'm trying to think of like it's. Yeah, it was like it looked like it might have been put on a little crooked. But it's there forever next to whatever his other whatever other neck tattoos he was sporting.
00:59:51
Speaker
Anyway, let's have a... If you guys don't follow Nocturnal Emissions on Instagram, you gotta you got to go over there. He would be a prime candidate for that. Because it's the same guy who does ah Boy Howdy.
01:00:04
Speaker
Both of them are the same dude. And it's just, it's like everything I want on my feed. But he posted a compo. It was like a a full slideshow of Charlie Kirk related TikToks.
01:00:19
Speaker
And there's one and it's just this like dopey slob with like a like a crappy mohawk. He's covered in like patchwork tattoos. He's sitting in a chair getting tattooed on his like like and in the in the webbing between his thumb and pointer finger. I saw this one and I saw that you liked it as I was about to send it to I was like, of course he did. Every time I see anything like this, you like it first.
01:00:46
Speaker
It just says, I am Charlie Kirk. And I just want to like, so what was the thought? Like, what what is that it what ah what does that mean to you? i would love to hear him explain that.
01:00:59
Speaker
Dude, the song that was playing in the background was, um it said it was AI generated, I believe. Oh, well, that's perfect. Yeah, and honest ah it was it was a play on um one of the songs from Hamilton.
01:01:18
Speaker
It was like a rewording of one of the songs from Hamilton. Oh, but like conservative lyrics? yeah like so Yeah. Dude, how do we get Tom McDonald to write a musical? Yeah.
01:01:31
Speaker
We get Tom McDonald to write Washington. It's like I would like to see prequel to Hamilton. Yeah. I almost as like like a Canadian is Charlie Kirk song that he released like the day after because he is such a shameless loser.
01:01:49
Speaker
But I didn't get it's It just it's another one of those that's like. The idea of this is funny because it's so ridiculous, but it kind of just makes me angry listening to it.
01:02:02
Speaker
Because he's so dead serious. So um we haven't returned to the Book of Mormon in a while. And so I was doing a little bit of reading today, doing my devotional.
01:02:13
Speaker
And I was kind of continuing along the path of the stories we were looking at in Mosiah. Now, we've been a little critical of the Book of Mormon. You know, and one of our criticisms is the the language and cadence that it's it's it's a little repetitive.
01:02:34
Speaker
okay Just a tiny bit. For instance, here's a quick verse out of context. It says, Hell
01:02:44
Speaker
even i in my old age did go up to battle against the lamanites and it came to pass that we did go up in the strength of the lord to battle hell yeah
01:02:55
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It's a little repetitive, right? Our argument has been like, no one talks like this. This is this is like the most absurd wording because nobody on the planet talks like this. But I want to issue a retraction.
01:03:09
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I found someone who does speak Book of Mormon. And I'll give you an example here. What fuck, Casey? It's like Mickey Mouse.
01:03:20
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smelled up the bathroom and everyone laughed at me outside the bathroom and loud farts just to do so this is a story time ah bought me at my door i work at when i went to the store one ah to ay baffer movie that like being what out it's a po I let out a fart smelly smell, a loud fart, constantly consistently farting, and I kept pooping all the time, like a gigantic enormous amount of poop, slimy, wet, long, felt of the toilet. How long is this? I...
01:03:58
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yeah i
01:04:05
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I don't even think I want to be friends anymore. I was playing it for like the 30th of April. He talks like the Book of Mormon. I'm like, oh my god, he does!
01:04:18
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He talks like it! I just... what i
01:04:29
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The funniest part about it is picturing you watching that 30 times laughing exactly as hard as you just did. All 30 times. He's my favorite TikToker now. It's Robbie Fazzle. You got to go follow him.
01:04:44
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Oh my God. So um we're jumping into chapter 10 of Mosiah. This is a term. Mosada. Mosada. Yes.
01:04:56
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Okay. Yeah. Well, keep that in mind because o there are some parallels here yeah I'm not even going to have to point out. I think that's crazy. You'll get the message.
01:05:07
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The Lord truly does work in mysterious ways. Yeah. History rhymes or whatever. And it came to pass that we again, do the ros you did the crime. that we And it came to pass that we again began to establish the kingdom and ah we began to possess the land in peace.
01:05:26
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And I caused that there should be weapons of war made of every kind, that thereby i might have weapons for my people against the time in the Lamanites should come up again to war against my people.
01:05:38
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And I set guards round about the land that the Lamanites might not come upon us again, unawares and destroy us. And thus I did guard my people and my flocks and keep them from falling into the hands of our enemies.
01:05:51
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So yeah there's a there's a tension here. Yeah, I'm feeling it. The Lamanites, the obvious bad guys, black sheep of the Book of Mormon, were just very concerned about them climbing the walls or flying hang gliders or whatever in and making war upon the the the good, clean children of Nephi.
01:06:15
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Right. And coming into their land with drugs and and raping their women. Yeah, exactly. yeah There's a lot of parallels, I guess, actually. There's a few situations that apply to you.
01:06:28
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And it came to pass that we did inherit the land of our fathers for many years, yay, for the space of 20 and two years. And I did cause that the men should till the ground and raise all manner of grain and all manner of fruit of every kind.
01:06:43
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And I did cause that the women should spin and toil and work and work all manner of fine linen, yea, and cloth of every kind, that we might clothe our nakedness. And thus we did prosper in the land.
01:06:55
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Thus we did have continual peace in the land for the space of twenty and two years. They were naked until they got there? Was that... Yeah, I do like that King Zenith, like, enlisting out his many accomplishments, he's like, yeah, so we moved in, and thanks to me and my suggestions, you know, we we grew food to eat, and then we made clothes so that we could, you know, have clothing.
01:07:21
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right None of that would have happened without my leadership. Right, and before that, they walked in completely naked. Where the where do the Mormons stand on circumcision? Ooh, that's a good question. I mean, I would assume they're for it because they're descendants of the Jewish people, right?
01:07:38
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o Yeah, I mean, they could be. They caught first few minutes of the Old Testament before they, don't know, parasailed over to the New World. They caught the first few minutes. um I mean, I was only asking because, I mean, like a foreskin kind of counts as clothes for your penis, right?
01:07:56
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It's like a little penis tunic. Yeah. Yeah, kind of like a scarf. It's ah it's a testicular balaclava. Yeah, it's clothes. Foreskins are clothes is what I'm saying.
01:08:12
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And ill I will explain that to any judge who is confused.
01:08:18
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And it came to pass that King Laman died and his son began to reign in his stead. And he began to stir his people up in rebellion against my people.
01:08:29
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Therefore, they began to prepare for war and to come up to battle against my people. So this is a key, key moment in the, uh, in the, the, the Mormon Testament here, because Laman of the Lamanites, you know, um, Mr. McDonald or whoever,
01:08:47
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is now dead and his sons are taking over. Sons taking over stuff does not seem to work out very well in most cases in the Book of Mormon. or Or the Bible in general.
01:09:00
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Yeah, nobody really does it better the next generation. Yeah, it's gone poorly a lot, actually. Yeah. And that i mean and how it's going to go fairly similarly when our next president, Baron, is... We'll see how he does.
01:09:16
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ill I'll take Barron over a e trump Eric Trump. yeah Eric. oh Or Junior. Is it this Trump Jr.? Yeah, Don j is i He's an unbelievable grifter.
01:09:30
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And his face is incredibly hard to look at. Yeah, it's angular and I won' i want to spit on it. It's like... It feels like it's... It has like that uncanny valley feel. Like when you see one of those like really good...
01:09:47
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fake humans, robots or whatever. I feel like that's what he kind of looks like to me. He looks like with hair plugs somebody drew ah plugs a giga chad from memory.
01:09:59
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It's very polygonal. He's like that guy who who's the next door neighbor in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Kind reminds me that guy with his slick back hair and shit.
01:10:11
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Oh, yeah yeah, yeah. I don't know, Margo.
01:10:17
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That's just the that's that's his claim to fame, that line.
01:10:23
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OK, so but I had sent my spies out round about the land of Shemlon that I might discover their preparations, that I might guard against them and that they might not come upon my people and destroy them.
01:10:37
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And it came to pass that they came up upon the north of the land of Shilom with their numbers numerous hosts, men armed with bows and with arrows and with swords and with scimitars and with stones and with slings.
01:10:52
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And they had their heads Arrow clarification is really helpful. Yeah, like... they They have bows. Bow and arrow, you know, yeah with rock and sling. Dude, they they need it. It's all about the word count for the Book of Mormon.
01:11:06
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It is. Speaking of which, I bought one of those like those, you know, David and Goliath slings. Oh, sling. Those are so hard.
01:11:17
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Oh, very i can imagine. Yeah, I could see that going awry. it's like I feel like it's like the long-distance version of nunchucks. You're going to be bad with them. It's just with with a sling, you're going to hit somebody else's balls. ah would you like you You put a rock in the pouch, you know and then there's two leather like tong thongs that come off of it.
01:11:41
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You hold them by the end and then swing it, and then you you throw it by letting go of one of the straps. and It's crazy. You have no idea which direction it's going to go when you let go.
01:11:54
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It could go straight up. It could hit the person behind you. it could fly two miles in front of you. Like it yeah is very wild. Because you rotate it. do You go overhead with it. You spin it. You get it swinging real. And it it moves. Like you can throw it hard with those.
01:12:12
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How long are the straps? like how was a Pretty long. I mean, maybe like three feet. Okay. Maybe four. Yeah. So it goes. like that Obviously, the longer the strap, the harder it is to... Well, maybe. i don't even know if it would be harder, but it will be faster.
01:12:30
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I was going to say the longer the strap, I think... ah maybe Maybe it's easier the longer it gets, actually. because Probably easier and faster. Yeah, like you get that momentum. The rock's moving faster.
01:12:42
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I'm just trying to think. And you let it go... Yeah, you got to let it go the right way every time. Dude, to be good with something like that, imagine launching one of those into like the the forehead of a lion.
01:12:54
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Oh, man. Or a giant named Goliath. I mean, that'd be wild shit. You're going to have ah yeah, you're going to have rock shaped crater in your head if you get hit one. Can you imagine if you missed their forehead, though? How badly things would go for you so fast?
01:13:08
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You just take out all of their teeth.
01:13:13
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now you have a nine foot guy with a mouth full of bloody printers i was thinking about hitting a lion like if you're trying to save your flock but also if you did knock out all of a lion's teeth and they just gum pressured you until your bones broke would be wild too ah interestingly, that is how a lot of lions end up and tigers and leopards, all three end up as man eaters is through one thing or another, whether it's old age and wear on their teeth or like an injury that prevents them from taking down their natural prey.
01:13:51
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Most of them have some sort of physical impairment that caused them to start hunting humans as opposed to like prey animals. No way, which is wild because it shows you that we are below antelope when it comes to being able to hold our stand our ground, hold our own, whatever you want to call it. They're like, and know we view ourselves as so strong and powerful, like in antelopes are weak little pussy creatures that we could fight to the death.
01:14:19
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The challenge is not in outrunning us, that's for sure. No, it is not. but also with their claws and regardless of their lack of ah teeth, tooth dexterity, don't know that works, but they're just, they, it's, it's weird to think that they like visually can know the difference and not the difference. They can obviously know the difference, but like to them, we're just another animal.
01:14:46
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Like for us, we like process our surroundings and think about our ability to be able to fight back or something like that like ah Like a gazelle or like, or a, antelope, whatever it is that they you're just like, yeah, clearly like easy prey, right? Like you could do something about that.
01:15:05
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and And like, I don't, it doesn't, it's it's crazy to me that a lion thinks I'm not going to be able to like use my, my worn down teeth to eat my typical prey.
01:15:17
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But that human, that'll be just fine. Like they're they're visually processing it in a way that makes them go, I can eat that. Like what? I don't know what it is that they're seeing that they go.
01:15:28
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That's fine. I can do that. Yep. Very cool. Yeah. ah There's some leopards. There was some leopards in India that killed like like there's one in particular that killed like 400 and some people over the course of its like the later years of its life and I think if I remember right oh when they finally when this guy named uh oh was it Colonel Patterson I forget but when he finally shot and killed it They found that it had, i think it's this one, it had like some some sort of ancient wound from a shotgun.
01:16:05
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like Somebody had shot him with like a half-baked shotgun load, didn't kill him, just wounded him and like messed up his mouth. and Oh, wow. Then he killed 400 people. Isn't that crazy? that that was it like If that one dude either killed it or just didn't shoot it, he could have saved the lives of 400 people.
01:16:26
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yeah speaking another side jaguars are like the coolest animal ever i'm like big on jaguar videos these days there's like an account on instagram that's it's like a park account for the brazilian the cars right you like you're talking the cars right the what the cars big fan of jaguars oh no no one is
01:16:53
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You're like, I forgot those were even cars. that's I thought you were saying like Brazilians. I was like, what? Yeah, it took me too long to put that together. That's a stereotype I'm not familiar with.
01:17:05
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dude Which is weird because you are very familiar with most of the stereotypes, I think. Yeah, i got a little database going. Watching jaguars hunt caiman is the coolest thing in the world. Like leaping from trees onto like a 10 foot caiman and just like crunching its head and dragging it up. What's a caiman?
01:17:27
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It's like a, it's like a alligator crocodile. It's a crocodilian. Oh, they're South American, Central American. Is that, is the caiman islands? Is that in relation to?
01:17:40
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I don't know. Actually. Hmm, we have a little research project to do after that That's where the Cayman hid their cheating, you know, when they cheated on their taxes, that's where they hid their wealth. Oh, okay.
01:17:53
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All right, so all the weapons, they amassed all the weapons, and with stones and with slings, and they had their heads shaved, and... That they were naked and they were girded with a leathern gilt a leathern girdle about their loins. And I don't think leathern is a word. I think that's a Joseph Smithism.
01:18:13
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Yeah, he made that one up. But they're ah scary, arm-to-the-teeth bald guys, um not unlike people from Idaho. And it came to pass—maybe this part of the Book of Mormon isn't Idaho. That would actually make a lot of sense.
01:18:31
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And it came to pass that I caused that the women and children of my people should be hid in the wilderness. And i also caused that all my men, old men that could bear arms and also my, all my young men that were able to bear arms should gather themselves together to go to battle against the Lamanites.
01:18:48
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And I did place them in their ranks, every man, according to his age. And it came to pass that we did go up to battle against the Lamanites, and i even I in my old age, did go up to battle against the Lamanites, and it came to pass that we did go up in the strength of the Lord to battle." Now the Laminates knew nothing concerning the Lord, nor the strength of the Lord.
01:19:09
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Therefore, they depended on their own strength. Yet they were a strong people as to the strength of men. And just to like drive home the comparison. So i was like constantly talking to my mom. i don't know what the hell. I don't know if this was preplanned.
01:19:24
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or what, i don't know what was going on. So like I went to the backside of my mom and then she like, I went to the hip side of my mom in the backside.
01:19:35
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And my mom had a bottom where my- Why is it so loud in my headphones? at the crack so when i came close to it i was almost touching man she farted on my package my mom farted on my package so i was like okay mom what are you trying to do to i got i got so angry at her like why did you fart on my package i was starting Yelling curse at my mom in spite of anger and just hate towards my mom.
01:20:02
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She said it was just naturally coming out. It doesn't seem
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01:20:06
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natural. seemed like she was pre-playing it. But she farted on my package. This was nasty, man. can't believe she did that.
01:20:14
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Dude, i yeah i think ah yeah I think the thought of April listening to you listen to this crack up. I'm cracking up.
01:20:26
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It does wear on her.
01:20:33
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She does get tired of it. He's a modern day prophet. He's a Joseph Smith reincarnate. I think we need to pay attention. you know I'm ready to study at his feet.
01:20:49
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Seriously? That guy has some sort of weird sexual fascination with farts and pooping and Yeah, but obviously. that That's very clear. It's so gross. There are so many videos of him telling telling stories about ah such that kind of stuff.
01:21:10
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Very strange. ah It feels like I already know what he looks like.
01:21:20
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Ah, you might be surprised. I don't know. Yeah. But he does have like such a Mickey Mouse voice, doesn't he? rock What's his name? Robbie Fazel. F-A-Z-E-L. Shout out, Robbie. Big fan.
01:21:32
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Yeah.
01:21:35
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So ah they were a wild and ferocious and a bloodthirsty people, believing in the tradition of their fathers, which is this, believing that they were driven out of the land of Jerusalem because of the iniquities of their fathers, and that they were wronged in the wilderness by their brethren, and they were also wronged while crossing the sea.
01:21:55
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So they just really got an axe to grind. And again, that they were wronged while in the land of their first inheritance after they had crossed the sea and all this because that Nephi was more faithful in keeping the commandments of the Lord.
01:22:09
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Therefore, he was favored of the Lord for the Lord heard his prayers and answered them. And he took the lead of their journey in the wilderness. And his brethren were wroth with him because they understood not the dealings of the Lord.
01:22:23
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They were also wroth with him upon the waters because they hardened their hearts against the Lord. And again, they were wroth with him when they had arrived in the promised land because they said that he had taken their the ruling of the people out of their hands and they sought to kill him.
01:22:41
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I've... Just a real bitter people. I don't know where they get off. It's crazy. Clearly the Nephites are God's chosen people, and they just need to deal with it and find someplace else to live.
01:22:57
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More Roth than an IRA.
01:23:02
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I've never heard the word Roth before spake it like that. ah Yeah, he must have been a fan of that one. Is this Robbie? That's Robbie! Esamen dude. He's got a set of nips on him man. He's got... Honestly his chest hair is nicer than mine.
01:23:22
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any Any videos that aren't that don't involve farting or pooping is stories about women that word that were just getting really turned on and they wanted they wouldnt do if they were looks to listen to music I don't know what they were up to but they wanted my package. Ha!
01:23:41
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It's like every one of them. why Why is 80% of his photos his 32Bs? He's comfortable in his body. he ah He is. He's got some ah the longest underwear I've ever seen. Are those shorts or underwear?
01:23:59
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i You know, it's a pe if you launder them infrequently enough, does it really matter?
01:24:05
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It's the sheen. That's why he's got such a sheen on him. Now, his his body hair comes in way better than mine, though. Props to... Shout out to his... Yeah, everybody does. Yeah, it does. It sucks, dude. When you have, like, the wisps that I do, it's like... I have rings around my nipples, an X on my chest, and then the rest is all, like, coming in on my backs or on, like, my upper arm shoulder area. you got dad back.
01:24:32
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I do. Yeah. I honestly like I remember like my grandpa Ed when I was a kid, like taking his shirt off. I'm growing in. I got the same pattern.
01:24:45
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I'm just going to be a little barrel of a man just covered in wiry hair.
01:24:52
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So I thought I pulled up a little early on the Roth part. I thought we were done with that, but there's a little more. ah And again, they were wroth with him because he departed into the wilderness as the Lord had commanded him.
01:25:04
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And he took the records which were engraven on the plates of brass, for they say he robbed them. Okay. Those content contentious plates. Dude, always. but those Those plates, man.
01:25:15
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They're just... It's consistent theme. Repetitive, some might say. Yeah, like it's they're constantly trying to, people are constantly trying to take them.
01:25:26
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ah just People always want the plates. Yep, like grandma's commemorative plates. Yeah. The one with George L. Bush and the 9-11 one. Yeah. yeah Up on the shelf. We don't eat on those plates. Those are special plates.
01:25:41
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And thus, they have taught their children that they should hate them and that they should murder them. Can you imagine that? I love how they say that like it's... Just normal.
01:25:52
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it just it It's just humans. are that we we We constantly think of ourselves as like you know some sort of uptick in evolution over people of the past that were like a different species almost from those people.
01:26:07
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We're werere exactly the same. They teach their children to hate us. Dude, I feel like you're just reading me modern day It's just like Israeli-Palestinian conflict shit. I know. It's just like it. They they grew up teaching. that Dude, that's all we ever learned. Dude, actually, you know what? I walked that back. It was like war in Iraq kind of shit. you know much but How much did we hear as a kid? He's like, you know they raised their children to hate us.
01:26:33
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and i'm like they After there's a suicide bombing, they take like school field trips there for the kids to like look at the bodies. I never heard. Did you actually hear that?
01:26:44
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Yes. I can't remember what the context of it was, but there was something, there was a story that circulated about a pizza parlor where there was a suicide bombing and they took the kids there to like see the blood and guts or something so that they would hate the Israelis or whatever. And the irony the whole time is they're telling us this.
01:27:06
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Like they, oh, they raise their children to hate the West because we have freedom. And we're over here, like as children actually being raised to be like, those people are terrible.
01:27:18
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We should keep going to war
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01:27:19
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with them. Like you did the same fucking thing. It's so dumb. Back in the day, Islamic propaganda, like anti-Islamic propaganda got circulated in the same way that like rumors about Marilyn Manson being able to suck his penis because he took his ribs out.
01:27:34
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It was like the it was the it was the same courier service that brought all of those to us.
01:27:42
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And thus they have taught their children that they should hate them and that they should murder them and that they should rob and plunder them and do all they could to destroy them. Therefore, they have an eternal hatred towards the children of Nephi.
01:27:57
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Oh, baked in. Yeah, it's unavoidable. No saving them now. Better just kill them. Yeah. for this very cause has king leman by his cunning and lying craftiness and his fair promises deceived me that i have brought this my people up into this land that they may destroy them yea and we have suffered these many years in the land yeah Which that's an interesting passage because that's like, like foolish me, i was tripped and goaded into coming up here and kicking these people out of their land.
01:28:31
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They lured us here so that they could fight us, you know? What was she wearing?
01:28:42
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What was Layman wearing? ah Wasn't it awfully late for Layman to be telling stories and out in the open? you know It's all the hallmarks.
01:28:56
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And now I, Zenith, after having told all these things unto my people, I just, every time I read his name, I think of him as like ah ah a VCR with a crown on top.
01:29:07
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Yeah.
01:29:09
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After having told all these things unto my people concerning the Lamanites, I did stimulate them to go to battle. I bet you did. With their might, putting their trust in the Lord, therefore we did contend with them face to face.
01:29:27
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And it came to pass that we did drive them again out of our land. It's our land now, I guess. And we slew the our land, which they lured us into, you know, under false pretenses. Foolish me.
01:29:42
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and we slew them with a great slaughter, even so many that we did not number them. So, wow, that's lot. Oh my God, dude. It's two on the nose. And it came to pass that we returned again to our own land and my people began, again, began to tend their flocks until their ground.
01:30:01
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And now I being old did confer the kingdom upon one of my sons. Therefore i say no more and may the Lord bless my people. Amen.
01:30:12
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And if there's one thing I like about King Zenith, it's that he got old and said, that's about enough. I'm going to just step out of the spotlight. Yeah. So he did. He had one tasteful act in his entire reign.
01:30:26
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Stepping out of the spotlight is, and you know, let's give it, let's give credit where credit's due because it's not usually something terrible rulers who have gotten old typically do. Yeah.
01:30:38
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It's bizarre. it It almost like breaks your brain when somebody just says, I think I've had enough. i I'm good. Right. And they just step back from it. Like Nick Mullen is one of the funniest people on the planet.
01:30:53
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I love Nick Mullen. And he's just decided like, I don't want a podcast anymore. i think I'm just not going to do it anymore. And he's just stepped back and he's like,
01:31:05
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Talked to a few people here and there that are friends and whatnot, but he's pretty much just disappeared into the ether from public life. And it's, which is, it's so hard. because like yeah like Every comic has a podcast now, almost.
01:31:19
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Well, and when he goes on, like he was on Jordan Jensen's podcast the other day and she was like, yeah well, but what are you going to do? And he's like, I don't know. You know, I'm just, ah I'm just working on my house a little bit and doing this and doing that. When are you going to go back out on the road? And he's like, I don't, I don't know. I don't know if I will.
01:31:37
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When are you going to, you're not going to podcast anymore. He's like, I've just, I've said everything there is to say, like, what, what more can I have to say? Like you want my on a, like my uninformed to take on this or that or the other.
01:31:49
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Like, it's just so bizarre to hear somebody be like, well, I did it and it was good, but you know, i think the season has passed. but Yeah. It just doesn't make sense to the modern mind anymore that like something could end.
01:32:05
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It could not last forever. And that doesn't like detract from how good it was or how much somebody enjoyed it. You
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01:32:12
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like you, you like leaving something behind before you like,
01:32:17
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hate it and just start phoning it in or whatever, you know? Yeah. Such a foreign concept. Hmm. Is this your, uh, is this your way of telling me you quit? It's my way of saying that it doesn't make sense to me and I'm probably just going to talk forever,
01:32:34
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ah but good on Nick Mullen.
01:32:38
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It came to pass that Nick Mullen gave up podcasting.
01:32:43
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If only some of our political leaders would just do the same. Oh, my God. Oh, well. Not returning to that subject. Nope. Nope, we're done. Before we close out, unless you have something else to add in about the Book of Mormon and your parallels. Nope. I've done my altar call and said amen.
01:33:03
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Just a quick um quick mouse update. He hasn't moved. I think he's dying. He's just it's kind of curled up between. and There's a little right angle of a box cardboard box and a bin together.
01:33:19
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he He poked out from between them when he stared at me. And he stared at me for a while. Then he showed me his ass for about 20 minutes. Now I just got like a good like he's like a good side angle of him.
01:33:31
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I don't know. I feel like looking at him, I kind of feel bad sending my cat down here to finish him off. Cause like it might be better though. If he's dying slowly, couple pa pals right in the, right in the forehead. don't know, but he hasn't moved. He's literally, he's been four and a half, five feet from me since I called him out that first time. kind of feel attached to him now. I feel like we're friends.
01:33:54
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I should give them mouth to mouth and resuscitate them. Friends don't pee all over people's boxes. Well, tell that to who's this guy that whose mom keeps farting on his package. Oh, yeah, Robbie Fazzle.
01:34:06
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Yeah, I bet that's part of his relationship dynamic as well. Yeah, he's probably not a good friend in that way, I would imagine. Also, tell that to my ah my newborn. He pisses on everything. He doesn't give a shit.
01:34:20
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He'll piss straight into his own face, dude. You like lift his legs up to change his diaper. He thinks that's the perfect time to piss. And it's just boom all over chest, his face. Sometimes bath time immediately.
01:34:33
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It sounds like fun. Crazy. Sounds like a good time.
01:34:39
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No, that's great. I love it. No, I really do. I can't. There's nothing. There's no way I'm going to continue to say I do where it sounds convincing. I'll just I just I'll just make I'll just hope that everyone takes my word.
01:34:52
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We know we'd know. No, no, really. It's great. No, I'm serious. I love it. It can't sound real anymore. I don't know. yeah It's like you're writing a confession for the FBI.
01:35:07
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Yeah. Well, I'll destroy it and then this podcast will be the evidence, but...
01:35:13
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Well, folks, boy we sure thank you for listening. And if you want to weigh in on any of the stuff that we talked about in the beginning, and if you want to jump on the conspiracy train with Sam and I, or if you want to just show up and tell us we're idiots and then leave. Yeah, that'd be great too.
01:35:33
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01:35:39
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