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Han Took Shots First Ep 25: The Mandalorian Ch 7 - The Reckoning
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In Chapter 7 of The Mandalorian, Mando reluctantly returns to Navarro after Greef Karga proposes a truce and a plan to take out the Client once and for all. He assembles a ragtag team, including Cara Dune, Kuiil, and IG-11, and brings Baby Yoda along for what is definitely not a 50-year-old baby safe mission. Things quickly spiral when Moff Gideon shows up, dramatically outclassing everyone and turning the trap into a massacre. The episode ends with Kuiil tragically killed and Baby Yoda captured, proving once again that trusting people in Star Wars is a fast track to heartbreak.
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Introduction and Podcast Updates
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Oh
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Welcome back to Han Took Shots First. I'm Derek. I'm Jack. I'm the Chicken Brother. And this week we are discussing Chapter 7, The Reckoning. o And up top, I want to remind you guys again that these episodes are now available on our main feed. Bad movies, worst people. It's available wherever you're listening to this, whether it be YouTube, Spotify, Apple, whatever.
00:00:59
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Go look it up there because eventually I will only be posting episodes there because maintaining two accounts is a lot of work. We're trying to make Derek's life easier. That's all.
Episode Art and Spoilers
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I already have to upload like three versions of everything. I'm trying to figure out how to narrow that down. Smart. So, yes, we are here, as I said, talk about Chapter 7, The Reckoning.
00:01:25
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Ooh, nice art. Yeah, I unfortunately couldn't find the artist like it was online and it was on like an art page, but I didn't see anything that said who oh that's a bummer. Yeah. If anybody knows, let us know.
00:01:36
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I'm going to I did it right before we jumped on. So I'm going to like do a reverse Google search, try to find them. And if I find them, I will put their name on the screen. Yeah. Super cool. cause It's fucking really good art. I mean, and it's got some this episode up great. if There's no Giancarlo, but it's got everything else. That's OK, because you don't want to spoil it.
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Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of spoiling things, let's talk about this.
Chapter 7 Overview
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Let's. So this is the reckoning directed by Deborah Chow and written by Jon Favreau. And this episode is an Emmy award winning episode of television. Oh, what did it win, sir?
00:02:16
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ah Outstanding cinematography for half hour. television show or something along those lines, but it was cinematography for sure. Right. Okay. And this aired December 18th, 2019.
00:02:30
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The countdown continues. Getting towards Christmas. That's not what I was thinking of, but yeah. That's always what I'm thinking of. Which would mean the last one would be but That's like it's your Christmas present, right? Because that's like, what, the 23rd? Yeah.
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Unless they skipped a week. 23rd's a great fucking day of the December. Because like it's it's not Christmas, so you can still do Christmas stuff, but party with the real friends. the real friends Nope, it got pushed back probably because of Christmas.
Mando Seeks Help from Cara Dune
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Because seven days after the 18th would be 25th, actually, now that I think about it. Oh, okay. So last one aired on 27th.
00:03:09
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It's okay. it's It's a late Christmas present. It's like the epiphany. It's the seventh night of Hanukkah or whatever. ah t Got me. I'm sure that's not right.
00:03:22
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No way of knowing. So let's talk about the reckoning. Shit gets kicked into high gear right before it ends. Oh, yeah. The big penultimate episode. It starts with ah a message from grief. Carga.
00:03:38
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the Mando gets where he's like, Hey, buddy, ah you remember how i fucked you over? Well, I'm alive. You're alive. We're all alive. That's great.
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ah But the Empire took over my town.
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um Kind of a problem here. Bit of a bummer. The Empire's in. They don't look. They're moving out. Kind of pissed. Uh, they've, uh, what's he say? Imposed despotic rule over my city. He starts talking all kinds of old timey talkies.
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ah He says something later. I can't remember. I'll, I'll think, try and think of it. He's like, can you come back here? Bring the kid. We'll use them as bait, but don't worry. You're going to kill the client. Everybody wins.
00:04:21
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There's no way this backfires. Yeah.
00:04:26
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Not a chance. Because there's no possible way anyone has a dark saber. So we, he goes off to, that's probably not until next season, but I know who has it. No, it's the end of this.
00:04:38
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Is it? All right. Cool. Yeah. Mando goes off to ah the farm planet. We found him on before, which we now find out is Sorgan. ah don't know if that matters, but I got a name. That's me. I was excited. And we have Cara Dune doing this fucking, uh,
00:04:52
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laser chain boxing match against here you go this is where I said you'd be proud of me she's fighting against a Zabrak yeah I didn't even look that shit up fuck yeah I was sitting there i was like I wrote Darth Maul dude and then I was like no no Jack will get mad i wouldn't be mad just disappointed and that might be worse I guess can't tell if it's an erudonian or death Miriam but it's a Zabrak And okay, I said I got Zabrak dude. Don't start throwing more shit at me.
00:05:23
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I had to just try and be like one up beyond that. was like, well, he can't. He can't do all this stuff, dude. It's taken me 50 episodes and like a over a year to figure out what the fuck is Zabrak to stop calling him the Darth Maul dude.
00:05:39
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yeah Progress. You're right. You're right. My bad. It's or that horny guy. Yeah. Small dude is much more preferred.
00:05:49
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But I like this little thing. They have like this laser lightning thing that's connecting them. But the Zabrak dude starts pulling on it. I'm like, that's yeah that works if it's a chain or a rope.
00:06:00
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You're grabbing a laser. it's a low it's ah It's a low-fi laser, dude. Come on. yeah Or he's just that tough. Could be. I mean, they do have two hearts. That means nothing to this situation. But well, yeah, one of them is having a heart attack from the electricity. The other one's fine.
00:06:17
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You're going to go to cardiac arrest. How many of my hearts? One. All right. I'm good. We're not all we're not all getting cardiac arrested today. this ah But so Mando shows up and asks her like, hey, you want to come and help me with this shit?
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You got to use the baby as bait. I need some help. And she's like, dude, I don't want to go fight some shitty local warlord. Like I've I've done some shit. And if the New Republic, if anybody runs my chain code, I'm going to jail for life. Like she's full on. No, everything that he's saying. It's this. No, it's this. No.
00:06:50
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He's not really a warlord. He's an ex-Imperial. I'm in. Yeah. ah Very quick turn. It wasn't even like a hesitate. Like, well, she's like, oh, all right. Well, fuck him then.
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but What level of warlord or Imperial? Doesn't matter. I'm in.
Grogu's Role in the Cockpit Speculation
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And I think he drops imp as the slang on the guy. Uh-huh. Oh, he starts calling him imps. And I was like, oh, that's yeah mean. Yeah. i like it yeah this can't be the first time we've heard imps it might be no i he said it in the last episode i guess i meant this this series oh okay like star wars in general or yeah la and i think in star wars i think mandalore might be the first person to call him imps i can't oh there's there's a book or a comic that says it Yeah. I mean, he's just he's like, I got to say Imperial a lot. And that's three syllables.
00:07:42
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We don't have the time. We got to get this under 40 minutes.
00:07:47
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So they're they're on the ship. She's like, you youre sure the baby is OK up there in the cockpit alone. He's like, yeah, it's fine. And they're having little conversation. And I love like it's fucking Grogu just like peeking out from the top of the where the cockpit is like looking at him and he's like, oh, they look busy.
00:08:03
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It just goes up there and just starts fucking with everything. Much like a Dennis the Menace type of child. So I had a quick thought. Again, this is not our first time watching this and I'm going to try and connect us to other things.
00:08:17
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They're going to make Grogu some sort of Mandalorian navigator. Him, Mando, and all the other Mandalorians are going to join Ahsoka. That's a spin foil hat theory, but I have it.
00:08:30
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You've heard it. um I mean, it could fit because... They don't have a home here. One of the Thrawn books, was I reading the old ones or the new ones? o i think i was reading I think I was reading the new ones. I was like, I'm going to do the canon ones first, and then I'll read the other ones.
00:08:46
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Smart. um And ah they have the Skywalkers or whatever they call them. That's the new one. Yeah. so they have the its the kids who can like control, navigate the ships or whatever.
00:08:57
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The Chiss have a force sensitivity, but it's very limited, and it's for navigation purposes only, the way their culture has set it up. But since they're tying it in with Thrawn and all that stuff, you know, it makes sense because he's force sensitive, obviously, but he can't yeah talk. So they can have him hooked into a little machine and like navigating the ship through all these things to get them back to actual space or whatever.
00:09:20
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It's just a random thought that I had watching it this time. i was like, cool. Grogu Mando going to take all the Mandalorians to. oh I can't think of the name of that now. But to Soka town.
00:09:31
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Whale Whale town. wales whale town
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Pergolville. Ahsoka town in the Pergol galaxy. And a Pergol far, far away. He's like, all right, well, obviously this isn't going to work. So he takes him to Quill.
Quill and IG-11's Dynamic
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i I forgot what was happening here exactly. So i was like, okay, he's going to leave him with Quill to keep him safe and just use the little baby cart as like a distraction. He's in there. Open the baby's pram.
00:09:59
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But he he doesn't have the cool one yet because Quill. He's sleeping in a fucking ammo crate. But it floats. Yeah. Carry around ammo crates if you don't have to. i mean,
00:10:14
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Come on. Do like look I do like around your house right now and imagine it floating instead of you carrying it. You move that thing everywhere. Oh, everything. ive I why do you think I spent my entire life since I was a small child trying to do the Jedi mind trick?
00:10:26
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Because you're smart. I was watching a movie and then I was like, I want to play video games. My controller is all the way over there. yeah Now I'm going to get up. I'm 43. I still try it every now and then.
00:10:40
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I do like ah quill ah hitting on. Cara Dune here that's how I took it anyway because I mean because he starts out they're talking about if Grogu Mando says he thinks Grogu is strand casted and he and Quill's like no no I've worked in the gene farms he's evolved because he's he's too ugly to be like a clone or strand casted and then he looks at her and he goes this one on the other hand looks like she's farmed in the cytokines of cytokines of Nora just was waiting for the audience to be like
00:11:13
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i mean you know what strand casting is yeah it's it's there it's advanced cloning picking parts of best parts or certain parts of different things and then put them together so he's he is hitting on her i guess i didn't think about that way but he's like she she could be a strand cast because everything about her whole perfect well because the other times i watched it I always just thought like, oh, that'll become a thing. And it never does.
00:11:38
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So this time watching it, I did notice like she, he says that and she kind of looks up and smiles at him. So whatever the side, oh, caves of Nora are the most perfect strand cast.
00:11:48
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It's not something that lives in my brain. I wish I could pull that.
00:11:53
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I'm sure it's nothing. They just threw something like it's like a lot of the stuff in this. It's not from other things. They're just like, let's make it up. Somebody will write a book and we'll figure it out. Uh huh. Oh, they're just seeding for books and comic books.
00:12:05
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Exactly. Dave Filoni is just like, I've always thought this sounded cool. Let's throw it in a script. Well, it does what does it mean? Nothing yet. It means whatever the hell I want it to mean. Look, email Timothy's on. He'll figure it out.
00:12:16
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There you go. Get a jail free card. And then the IG 11 comes in with tea. Oh, and uh of course still voiced by what tt yeah of course mando's jumpy Cara dude's just jumpy because it's an IG droid don't think she she doesn't know anything about the other incidents correct uh but it turns out quill went and claimed the the carcass uh reprogrammed it rebuilt it and in accordance to the charter of the new republic like he's like because he's been through some shit with the empire he's like fucking law and order bro
00:12:52
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Yeah. Look, they said, you if you find it, you can keep it. So yeah, finders keepers, losers weepers. It's right here in the charter. I mean, I'm glad somebody went through and gave a little thought to not not this, but before like Ugnaughts, you see him in the fucking trilogy or at least in episode five.
00:13:10
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Somebody wrote a whole fucking book and lore about him and how they're sold into fucking slavery and indentured servitude, rather, to the empire. And he's got this whole thing. He's like, dude, I fucking worked my way out. Took me 300 fucking years.
00:13:23
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Well, three of your lifetimes. Yeah, which doesn't make a lot of sense because the empire was only around for like 30 years, but I'll take it.
00:13:34
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maybe okay but who who lent lent them out to the empire might be some other barons of not don't seem like a warring kind of culture so they got taken over by a rav a neighboring planet and then when the empire came these but rival planet not rival planets but you know overlords like we got some commodities you can use dude Oh, yeah.
00:13:56
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We can't feed you, but we got slaves. That's pretty cool. Oh, see, after 30 years of empirical control, he could work his way out and be free, guys. Yeah, with by his own hands.
00:14:07
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Yeah. Yeah, obviously he was working. I'm saying it's a better it's a better deal. He was like 200 and something fucking years under all the other barons, you know? It's a better society. Yeah, he's an empire? galactic society. Not the worst.
00:14:20
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He's obviously... ah working for one of the nicer like warlords or whatever, because they were like, okay, you worked hard enough. You can go like, if he was working directly for the, the emperor or something, he'd be like, no, you're never going anywhere.
00:14:36
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Oh, I'm afraid that your contract is never going to expire. I'm afraid your contract is quite,
00:14:46
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legal unoperational um yeah it's not it's not a bad point you bring up though like if vader or the emperor was just like no ah you aren't going anywhere he used to work for verner herzog and even though he's kind of evil i've got you for two months even though veryar rated his wardrobe
00:15:14
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Even though Werner Herzog is kind of evil, he worked for him and he's like, you did do good work and you've earned your way. And he said it in some poetic way. If I had time to sit here and type it up, I could come up with it. but Dude, he does it later. he's He speaks exactly the way that you've told me he speaks in this show later.
00:15:34
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i do like the little montage of ig11 being like trained because quill's like you can't just do it with a fucking spanner like you've got to train these things and it's like he's dropping boxes and he's dumping the the uh the blurgs food and missing the blurb trough what the fuck yeah the blurb is roaring at him like what the fuck are you doing i'm eating off the dirt what do i look like an animal oh We need eye of the tiger playing during the training. john Running up steps and shit. It's the eye of the loathcat. Chasing a speeder bike.
00:16:05
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When it gets to the the the peak of it is when he's like, he brushes the lizard out of the way before he sets the box down and shit. Instead of being better at punching, he's like more gentle. but du Instead of Mac trying to get Rocky to chase a chicken, he's got to chase like a Tauntaun. Wow. Wow.
00:16:21
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Wow. while ah It's just Quill on a blurg and IG 11 is barely walking because they are not fast. That's a big fact.
00:16:34
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I think he comes in and he's after they have the montage. He's like, is he still a hunter? And he's like, no, he's not a hunter, but he will protect. And Mando and IG 11 have this like tense stare down.
00:16:46
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And IG 11 is just like tea. Yeah.
00:16:51
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And Quill has a good thing here because like we know Mando hates st droids. And Quill's like, look, droids aren't good or bad. They're neutral reflections of those that imprint them. But Mando still doesn't. He's like, no, I've seen different.
00:17:04
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This is the age old argument, though. This is someone that's been hurt by a chow. And everybody else is like, dude, there's no good dogs or bad dogs. They are what you make them except for fucking chows, poodles and chihuahuas.
00:17:17
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Those are the most vicious for sure. Those are the worst, dude. Any other dog that you tell me, i you could show me a beautiful little pit bull. It just, you know, it looks mean as shit, California crop. And if you tell me it's a good as girl or good as boy, I believe you.
00:17:32
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If you tell me your poodle chihuahua or chow is the good as boy or girl, I do not believe you. That's kind of the look that IG gave Mando though, when he's staring him down, like don't fuck with quill, like a pit bull, like, oh, I'm sweet right now, but yeah don't.
00:17:46
Speaker
I will fuck you up. Yeah. Remember, I have like arms that can go at every angle and if shit comes out of my back, I can shoot anything, man. Would you like some more Taika Waititi though?
00:17:59
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Ooh, my Waititi's a little hot. me
00:18:03
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I would be cool. Am I with TT?
00:18:07
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Quill does agree to go along, not for money, but to protect the child from Imperial slavery. But I love his thing. The blurgs will join me as well. The blur. I have spoken.
00:18:18
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Okay. That means he's done talking. Load the blurgs. He's not. He's not coming back. He said he's spoken. He walked away. ah the deploy I've dealt with this guy before.
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I have spoken. That's the end of the conversation.
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I tried that on my wife during an argument once. She slapped you. i Well, I couldn't record for a while cause I had a black eye. So there you go. attract it Like, I have spoken.
00:18:43
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This is the way. This is the way indeed.
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this is the way indeed
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uh cara dune and mando are arm wrestling on the ship and grogu tries to choke her to death because he's yeah well he's and also mando's his his guy yeah he's protecting his guy and he's getting a little like hello chihuahua yeah he's watching mando struggle and like his face is like oh choke yeah that incites a whole argument and she's like dude this is fucked up i don't like this at all and then she's she's lashes out at quill and they have a whole argument about how he used to work for the empire and he's like didn't work for the empire i was a fucking slave and i worked my way out and that's when mando's like can you just
00:19:33
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let's calm this all down yeah you build him a new baby cart because this one he's sleeping in an ammo box and quills like yeah i'll build it to show this bitch that you can work your way out of shit like first he wants him to improve it he's like i can't improve that i'll fucking make one out of thin air though what do you have on this ship just call me quill giver
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Navarro's Geography
00:21:30
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So is Navarro the planet or the city or both? It's often both. I mean, it's almost typically both. Okay. Because I feel like I always thought it was the planet, but.
00:21:41
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I feel like he refers to the city as that at one point. and so i wasn't But it might be the only city on this fucking planet. Yeah. I mean, when you think of... Obviously, Tatooine has like Mos Espa and Mos Eisley and yada yada.
00:21:55
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But there's most almost every other planet. No one names a city in that planet. They're like, we're going to Yavin 4. We're going to Alderaan. We're going to Coruscant. Well, and because when you see Navarro at first, that's why early on I was like, is this Moses book? cause I forgot Navarro.
00:22:11
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i don't know how all those tattoos and that little goatee. But it looks like it brings it looks much like Tatooine. It's like a desert planet.
00:22:22
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But we see here that pretty much everything that's not the city is like barren and covered in like lava rivers and shit. Yeah, yeah a little a of Mustafarian. Yeah, so there might not be anywhere else to build a city unless you're Darth Vader.
00:22:36
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That kind of ends up being the case. I think it's just ah for ah oversight on Star Wars writers were like, I mean, George Lucas didn't know exactly what he's doing despite his notebooks. They're like, oh, they went to all. i disagree, bitch.
00:22:49
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um He knew exactly what he was doing. But it's just like, think about our fucking Earth. There's climates and accents all over our Earth. You know, it's very, very different. We go to Tatooine all fucking desert.
00:23:00
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Yeah, but you don't worry. Your EU people fix that, right? Well, know why it's all desert. I know why fucking Camino is all water. That's other people that wrote after the fact.
00:23:11
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Yeah, exactly. um But grief cargo is there with a couple of bounty ah other bounty guild members waiting for Rando's arrival. And he's like, he looks, he's like, Oh, cool. You brought help.
00:23:25
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um Cool. I got bucket head, raisin face and a weird hat. There's definitely a Nick toe there. I don't think he's a Nick toe. If he's a Nick toe, he needs to drink some water.
00:23:40
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He looked pruney. One of them looked like that to me, but we barely see them because they're here and they're all wearing like face coverings. And then we see them in the dark in just a second.
00:23:52
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And ah well, that one ain't around much longer. So he gone. Yeah. One of them was a member of the Arizona Raisins, not the California Raisins. I mean, look at a weak weight. And Nick Doe had a baby. Oh, could be.
00:24:06
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But like he's trying to get Cara Dune to stay behind. He's like, oh, these ah these lava flats are filthy with Jawas. She should stay here and protect the ship. I'm looking around like I don't think they are ah filthy with Jawas.
00:24:21
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I've seen Jawas and where they hang out. And ah so far, I've seen desert and desert. Never lava. Sand crawlers, not lava crawlers. Those long robes would be awful if you had to be near lava. That's how you catch on fire.
00:24:35
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Dude, he says something right here that is so old timey. I don't even know what it really means. He's like, well, if she's going to go with us, might as well cover up that too, that tattoo up because we don't want the empire to get their hackles up.
00:24:49
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What? I got the subtitles on. was like, hackles. He said that. That's something a cuck would say. It's heavy cock energy. That's like when ah animals, I don't know what where the word comes from, but that's like when animals get all fucking, they get like the Godzilla spine and shit going on. oh sir That's your hackles.
00:25:08
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Well, good job then. leaf carga But yeah, I like his, he's like the, the shock trooper should stay behind. Amanda was like, no, she's coming with me. He's like, yeah, but those are Imperials. And she's like, yeah, she's coming with me. So yeah.
00:25:24
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ah Fine. We'll pretend that you caught him. Yeah, because it turns out the plan was to turn Mando in the whole time anyway. Oh, yeah. It's very clear. Yeah. She was just kill him.
00:25:38
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I think it was. Oh, it was to kill him and then take charlie the baby. Yeah. because She even asked him on the way. She's like, do you trust your contact? He's like, nope. Then why are we going? Because what the fuck else am I going to do?
00:25:50
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Yep. I would trust him except for that time I shot him in the heart. I mean, I might or might not have known there's Beskar, but I did shoot him.
00:26:01
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that if i would if i If I had accidentally grabbed one of those stormtroopers guns, I would have really hurt that guy because that's not accurate at all. Yeah, ah could I'm going to go for his heart. Oh, my God. That was his head.
00:26:13
Speaker
Is that the next episode where we get that little aside with a Jason Sudeikis? Yeah. Okay. Because we've got those two guards here and I was waiting for it. The other guard is somebody else too. Adam adam Pally.
00:26:27
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He's another comedic actor. He's a comedian. He's done a bunch of TV and some cartoons and stuff like that. Okay. knew it was thing. Obviously, I know Jason Sudeikis' name, but they said the other name. was like, I should probably know him, but I don't.
00:26:41
Speaker
I think that's who's in the next one, because in this episode, the only one who's credited is the one who speaks and it's Adam Pally. And I had to look it up and I was like, okay, he's done a bunch of shit. Just not shit. I've watched. Yeah. Oh, he's the one. He's like, i'll give you 20 credits for the he the helmet.
00:26:56
Speaker
20 bucks for pure best car helmet. Get the fuck out of here, dude. That's really funny. But ah give me 20 bucks for that mint condition. Nolan Ryan fucking baseball card.
00:27:08
Speaker
I'll take the 20 bucks for the tattered ass Nolan Ryan I have back in my room right now. How about that shit? um But so the cargo is like, all right, we got to camp out because the the night comes fast
Grogu's Healing Powers and Betrayal
00:27:21
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here.
00:27:21
Speaker
We'll sleep by the river. It comes fast and so do I. Yes. leave by the river. Dude, Ryan and I havevan and a bunch of our friends have been on a lot of raging-ass camping trips.
00:27:32
Speaker
Our fires were wild. You know how fucking wild it'd be if you had a river of lava that you could just scoop up and throw into your fire pit at any time? My God. i was kind of disappointed when this guy scoops lava out and throws it in the fire. The fire didn't get bigger. It just kind of went like poof.
00:27:48
Speaker
Yeah. I was thinking, yeah in the morning, and the fire is dead. You're like, we got to do breakfast. Just scoop a little lava. Let's get it going. ah We would have had that thing going all night. Nobody slept those campsites.
00:28:01
Speaker
like We're going to cook these sausages, get a little a little bit longer stick, and we can do it right on the lava. don't even need to start a fire. Oh, I love that. Lava roasted wieners. Kind of makes me root for a volcano.
00:28:15
Speaker
It already feels like that here, so it's cool. Just a little bit hotter, but you know, was a nice night. I'd be like 120 instead of one. eight Yeah. Yeah. So they go over the plan, which is basically i take you to them and then you kill him.
00:28:32
Speaker
End of plan. um So here's the thing. You kill him. We don't. And we'll go from there. And it's like, how many reinforcements does he have? Oh, never more than four.
00:28:43
Speaker
There's no way anything could possibly go wrong. I counted twice. Q swooping lava dragons or whatever the fuck these things are. Pterodactyls.
00:28:55
Speaker
And the most one of the most useless things I read in the IMDb trivia was this might be a reference to the movie pitch black. I guarantee you it's not. I'm sure it's not, dude. Like you just saw a similarity references, similarities, two different things, Pally. Yeah, we're in the dark.
00:29:12
Speaker
Something's got to get you. Swoopy things are scarier than runny things. Vin Diesel's not here and nobody here is related. There is zero firm. or just saying these things did come in fast and furious
00:29:29
Speaker
they take one of the guild members they start taking blurgs our pet heads are falling off uh mando scares them off with fire so they're not lava dragons i guess because when he lights one on fire they're like oh no whoa whoa that's what that does i don't this is why i don't land You gotta get out of here, man. It's lava everywhere. That guy just threw some at us.
00:29:53
Speaker
And grief, Karga gets injured and Cara dude's trying to help him, but they only have one med pack. I like it. She's asking the guys, anybody have med packs? And like the two guild guys are like, whoa, you know, they have med packs. Like I've I've my med pack. I don't have an extra med pack.
00:30:10
Speaker
You didn't bring extra med packs. Why would you think I would? And the baby comes up and puts his head on. He's going to eat me. you So funny.
00:30:21
Speaker
He's trying to eat me. Okay. I read some pictures. Carl Weathers. He gets a great delivery here. i think Carl Weathers having flashbacks to predator right here. The last time a green thing put his hands on me, I lost a fucking arm.
00:30:35
Speaker
He didn't put his hands on him, but you know. He wanted to hang my skeleton. He did stab him from behind. He wanted to strip my body and hang my skeleton from a tree. Strip your body? You want to take his body off?
00:30:49
Speaker
No more med packs for that man. But Grogu does force heal him. got to ask you, Jack, because the IMDb trivia was like, this was also seen in Rise of Skywalker.
00:31:01
Speaker
I know. I remember that. Is there no other instance of force healing in live action, at least? In live action? No. Okay. For some reason, like Grogu did I...
00:31:12
Speaker
like i I had seen rise of Skywalker. I don't even remember that happening in that movie. I'm very much dreading getting to that movie. don't remember anything about that movie. its i very he reached He reached out and I was like, oh, he's going to heal him. Cool.
00:31:25
Speaker
So how do I about force healing? Rey can force heal stuff and then Kylo uses his force to, yeah, to heal her. i that believe That's episode nine.
00:31:37
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Still haven't seen it. So did I, we'll have you, that you're the better, you're the better of the three people here in this fucking chat. No, we got to break him. We'll have him on for that episode. Oh no, we're going to break him. But i'm saying moment.
00:31:50
Speaker
He's the best person on this fucking this pod. You didn't go pay $14 per ticket to see that movie in theaters. I was dating. So I had to pay 28. Well, as said, per ticket, I was my wife and probably my stepdaughter too. So I don't know.
00:32:07
Speaker
plus popcorn and soda that's like the worst $60 I've ever spent not me I was dating
00:32:16
Speaker
but like how did I just i don't I guess I don't know I guess I just assume the force can heal stuff because I remember it happening and I was like it's gotta be a video force helm it's maybe in video games or um comic i guess you didn't read a bunch of the comics did you no i just started recently last year started reading my first star wars book okay so yeah i guess maybe you're to bogan healing maybe the bogan healing i gotta wrap him in a bogan excuse me
00:32:50
Speaker
jamaica has a bogan team i hear now um but like but like i guess just because it's magic so i was like well he's doing force stuff yeah i didn't question it so or you just you also just understand that there can be new inventions of the writers can do new ways of the force being used you know you didn't you don't need it to be explained to you you're like cool the force is magic this is it Yeah, i cause I just don't care. I'm like, you healed it. Cool.
00:33:19
Speaker
Sounds good. There are a very loud group of fans. it's like, well, that wasn't explained before. It didn't need to be explained before. We just never saw it. In some of the new kinky stuff, they're giving people like forced boners and orgasms.
00:33:33
Speaker
Oh, my God. Orgasmo. They're like, babe, are you feeling anything?
00:33:42
Speaker
I find your lack of orgasms disturbing. You say you made me think of where I might have got it from, though. Maybe. Can you can you heal with biotics and Mass Effect?
00:33:53
Speaker
Because biotics are much like the force, except maybe I can. I love the reason he's some oblivion, just some. He said, tinky and it made me think of that because I remember having crazy force sex with the the shaved head check. Oh, Jack.
00:34:08
Speaker
That was her name. I had four sex with Jack. thought wait Weird. You forced your sex with Jack. Weird. I know there's healing in Knights of the Old Republic one and two. i don't know if you ever played those, but.
00:34:21
Speaker
Oh, I did play the first one. So maybe that's why you're just like, cool. It's something the force can fucking do. Why wouldn't it? Yeah. Also, did they animate it i I don't remember very well. I don't remember either. Yeah. I just, I know I play, it doesn't matter. You you did like a fucking heel of your party or you could have one of your party members specialize in healing.
00:34:40
Speaker
But like Jack said, this leave, this does leave it open for more. You're like rearranging elements of the universe to do all these different possibilities, not just move something or throw lightsaber. If you can choke somebody, you can heal somebody. Right.
00:34:53
Speaker
Right. If you can kill me, you can mental masturbate someone for sure. If you can heal somebody, you can jerk them off from across the room. Something I've always said. and make this even dirtier than it already is every time. Which is saying something.
00:35:11
Speaker
That's what we're here for. At least we're not talking about a kids movie. So, I mean, it is Star Wars. Ah, it's for kids. And it's not and or, so it's for kids. It's backdoor. Baby Yoda.
00:35:24
Speaker
Baby Yoda.
00:35:29
Speaker
Oh, man, going to go train with Pube Skywalker. I'm to need a hand solo after this one. ah Something about getting laid. Yeah.
00:35:42
Speaker
Getting laid in the Chewbacca door. Writing her back to tank.
00:35:52
Speaker
okay I have to not continue. We need a C-3PO here to get this protocol again straight. like Stop it with the sex jokes. Get back to the story. It's Mandalorian, damn it.
00:36:07
Speaker
So they arrive at the city. And Greef Karga turns around, pulls his guns out. Of course, Mando and Cara Dune jump to attention, but he shoots on the two other guys. And he's like, hey, the plan was to kill you, take the kid, but I couldn't go through it after I saw after i saw what I saw last night. He saved my life.
00:36:25
Speaker
yeah I owe him. He's got a code, man. you know like Yeah, he was going to betray him, but we talked about his journey. He's he's ultimately trying to like make this place... safe-ish you know like he still wants it to be a independent system but he wants it to be not murderous and fact there's a code live by the code yeah he doesn't want it to be ah wretched hive of scum and villainy yeah he wants it to be a fancy hive of scum and bounty yeah like if you're if you're listening right now in tucson don't be grant and alvern on
00:37:01
Speaker
B-22nd and Kolb. It's kind of the same now. I guess it is. It's slipping there. That's a bummer. I hate to hear it.
00:37:14
Speaker
B-22nd and Pantano. Pretty soon the whole city will be Grant and Albert non. Oh, world. We won't stop until the world is Grant and Albert non.
00:37:26
Speaker
The whole planet of Grant and Albert non. That's Coruscant.
00:37:33
Speaker
Um, but they, they do decide as long as Werner Herzog is alive, he's never going to stop coming after the child. So they still have to go through with a version of the plan and Cara Dune. I think this is the second time in the series so far. She's like, it's a trap.
00:37:47
Speaker
Oh, she knows. She's like, I'm a real fan. I say it's a trap. She didn't write her own lines.
00:37:54
Speaker
She's never seen a star war. She's never once starred or ward. She couldn't even successfully write on Twitter, let alone. Okay, she has Ward on Twitter.
00:38:08
Speaker
We see what happens when she improvs. She's like, i have a great idea for a line here. I can talk about how being a former Republic soldier is a lot like, big you know what? Just stop there. carra I would have stopped you there. Kara.
00:38:21
Speaker
I don't care. I don't care of what you're saying anymore. anymore's like No, but the Holocaust. Just stop. carra I mean, allron being rebel being a fucking Imperial these days is like being on fucking Alderaan survivor. You know what i mean?
00:38:35
Speaker
Holocron survivor. I heard the holocrons aren't real.
00:38:43
Speaker
I got some helicron today. Ooh, helicron.
00:38:48
Speaker
So Quill takes off to the Razorcrest with the baby. ah Mando, Greef Karga, and Kara go to town. Sounds like a fun movie. I'd watch.
00:39:00
Speaker
I did. it's It's very much the ah Chewbacca... ah Episode four. Oh, yeah. Chewbacca in in ah braces or whatever. Cuff me. Being taken in.
00:39:13
Speaker
um And they're going to go kill Werner Herzog, they think. Nobody kills Werner. He's staring at me right now. misha I see him behind you. I thought that was okay. Mission accomplished, by the way.
00:39:25
Speaker
You didn't kill him, but mission accomplished. We have these two stormtroopers at the gate that are like the they're the speeder troopers. They have the special helmets. Scout troopers.
00:39:38
Speaker
Scout troopers? All right. And they're just so fucking casual, like just leaning on their speeder bikes and shit. And these guys come walking up and ah you can see one of them kind of like gives a look and is like, got to stop leaning.
00:39:50
Speaker
I mean, they're not used to. First of all, it's ah it's a um ah remnant, you know, they're they're not as disciplined as they used to be. But also fucking scout troopers aren't used to being in the garrison. They're out and about in the wild, dude.
00:40:03
Speaker
Well, and we're going to see some other troopers shortly towards the end of this episode that are like polished and clean and and in rank. And like, i feel like the difference is like Giancarlo Esposito is one of those bosses. Like you got time to lean. You got time to clean versus Werner Herzog, who's like, I'm in the office.
00:40:21
Speaker
I got I don't give a shit what you guys do. As long as you pledge your loyalty to me. I don't care about but anything else. ah But yeah, that's when we get the line. Like, I'll give you 20 credits for the helmet. And like, um again, Carl Weathers just with a great line because he's like, no chance. That's going on my wall.
00:40:36
Speaker
was like, your wall. And he's like, just shut up and play with it. It's called. Yes. Andy, Nando's one. Don't give me any grief cargo.
00:40:46
Speaker
It's called. Yes. Anding God. But and this is when we get Werner Herzog doing Werner Herzog talk. Like, I feel like his script was like, can I offer you a drink? And what came out of his mouth was, may I offer you a libation to celebrate the closing of our shared narrative?
00:41:04
Speaker
Our shared narrative. you I want to know if we have concluded upon the things that we have talked about, I would love to cheers to the depths of hell as if we have escaped from the gaping maw of desire.
00:41:16
Speaker
There are so many times in real life where people use so many words and I'm like, could have said that in one word. But like, if someone said that to me, i'd be like, Okay.
00:41:27
Speaker
All right. We're going to have a shared libation to do whatever the fuck you just said, dude. Shared narrative. You got it, man. You fucking got it. You're going to use extra words. Make it poetic. Don't just annoy me.
00:41:40
Speaker
Do better than Werner Herzog, dude. and And grief is like, i will have to oblige or or something similar. Because he's talking about getting his hackles off earlier. You got to oblige for a libation invitation.
00:41:53
Speaker
i would have I would have a libation with Werner Herzog. Oh, absolutely. I would end up feeling stupid and embarrassed at the end. i guarantee it. but I would too, because he would say things like that and i'm like, yeah, bro, shit's all fucked up in the world. Let's fucking rage.
00:42:08
Speaker
ah ah basically his thing here is he's like, dude, get with the empire. Like it's not so bad. Like look at, and it's, it's a lot like talking to someone on the internet right now.
00:42:19
Speaker
They're like, look at the numbers. Crime is down. By any metric we are the best. It's the best. Anytime the empire comes around, it's more peaceful, more prosperous for you. We the best type of people. We hire the best.
00:42:33
Speaker
We have the best car, the best people. Because he's like, look around. I don't see it getting any better out there. Look, ask all the politicians that are in power when they made more money who was in charge.
00:42:47
Speaker
That's what you should ask. I see nothing. Make the empire good again hat. You can get one of those at shop.badmoviesworstpeople.com Nice.
00:43:01
Speaker
um Not going to add that graphic in. But he's like, look around you, dude. I don't see anything but death and chaos. How is this better than the Empire? like He doesn't just doesn't grasp the concept of being free versus being basically enslaved versus like crime and and and chaos, whatever he's calling going on.
00:43:25
Speaker
Of course there's chaos. You just overthrew the government and you're trying to reset things up. Well, he talks about like, it's never been more peaceful. Yeah. Because you fucking quiet everybody. It's not peaceful.
00:43:38
Speaker
It was peaceful in the public because anybody who wasn't peaceful went to fucking Narkeen of five or a similar prison. His, his, his very small world ah room quadrant was peaceful to him.
00:43:51
Speaker
That's it. That's his scope. It's, it's myopic. Yeah. There's no one at Mandalore or Alderaan that has anything bad to say. Yeah. you You go visit Alderaan find me one bad review.
00:44:03
Speaker
I'm waiting. ah I would have to disagree with part of what Ryan said because we find out later, season two or three, that there are people on Mandalore. Yeah, but they don't have internet service. But they do have something to say.
00:44:15
Speaker
they glass that planet, man. Who are they going to say it to? Like a mythosar? Just yelling into the void like Often. often um But we get that that kind of iconic line from him at this point.
00:44:29
Speaker
I would like to see the baby. Oh, we've been talking. It's iconic to us. I want to see the baby. uh, uh, fucking car weathers. Uh, he's asleep.
00:44:40
Speaker
We will all be very quiet. I promise. Look at all the storm troopers boys, put your silences on. We are going to tip toe, but we are going to own our at a very quiet level of owing and I, I never thought I would laugh out loud at something that Werner Herzog said.
00:44:57
Speaker
that was meant to be comedic. Like I've laughed. Like I laughed when he told the story about walking two months to see his old teacher or whatever, because it's insane. Yeah. but just being like, uh, he's sleeping. We will all be very quiet. Look, I'm taking off my boots and putting on these slippers or these sandals.
00:45:21
Speaker
Oh, ah but in the middle of conversation, he gets a call. It's obviously very important because he's like, ah put a pin in that. I will be right back. ah Forgive all my rudeness, but I do believe I must ah put this libation down so I can accept said call.
00:45:38
Speaker
Yeah, because again, all the extra words. that make it I hope you do not think me rude, but I must accept this call. Yeah. And it's Giancarlo Esposito.
Moff Gideon's Introduction
00:45:51
Speaker
First time we see him. Little tiny hologram. If it's us talking like, dude, pause for a second. going answer this fucking call. ah Giancarlo playing Moff Gideon.
00:46:02
Speaker
oh yeah. And he's like, I'm about to get the baby. He is sleeping, apparently. You might want to double check that. And then you see the little hologram just kind of wave his hand.
00:46:14
Speaker
And Werner Herzog looks up like, uh-oh. and they just I know that order. Just blammo. This whole place gets lit the fuck up. Bang, you're dead.
00:46:27
Speaker
I like that Werner Herzog is game to get blasted in a fantasy sci-fi movie. I'm torn on this, but I think I know where I land because like he's such a phenomenal character. I wanted him in so much more, but the other part of me is like, and this is where I end up landing.
00:46:44
Speaker
We got what we got from him, and it's amazing. he He did his role. you know I'm trying to be greedy, and I want more of it, but he he did, what, three episodes, I think? all together, which is more than we deserve.
00:46:57
Speaker
And he fucking nailed them and he's out with in a great way. That warlord does not need to be here anymore. We're escalating past local warlords. and And it's a nice way to show like the step up in you're at the next villain now.
00:47:12
Speaker
Yeah. Because Werner Herzog has been scary and imposing this whole time, but he's intimidated by Moff Gideon, and he gets fucking obliterated by Moff Gideon. And it's like, oh, so that guy wasn't anything, actually.
00:47:27
Speaker
We've got this guy who's scarier than... Werner Herzog to take, to take care of now. We never got Werner Herzog's name, did we? We just thought we'd known him as the client.
00:47:38
Speaker
The client. Yep. The client. Interesting. I know he definitely had the um Nazi medal, sorry, Imperial medal, like, but, but Cara Dune asked about him and Mendo's like, no, all the insignias are removed. So no idea who he served under.
00:47:54
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. We don't know what kind of, but if he's wearing, if you're wearing an Imperial cog around your neck, like it's some sort of iron cross or otherwise, you probably were doing some nasty shit.
00:48:06
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, you're spitting rhetoric. Like it's your fucking first language. Yeah. I got this metal. Uh, don't worry about what it's for. You know, I mean, he had Dr. Death with him in earlier episodes, right? Like they go. Oh yeah. Dr. Pershing.
00:48:21
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. um And there's Moff Gideon with the well, first it's the death troopers out here. Oh, yeah. Who do you think? li it Who do you think lit that place up with such precision?
00:48:34
Speaker
Yeah. The black armor. Apparently they're like I was reading online because I looked them up a little bit. And like they're surgically enhanced and also extra trained. I just always thought they were extra trained, but they've got like ah robotic assistance. Bio enhancements. Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:50
Speaker
Um, yeah, that's all Krennic.
501st Legion's Role as Stormtroopers
00:48:53
Speaker
And then there's troop, uh, Ship comes in, drops off all these stormtroopers who are not all fucking dusty and busted up.
00:49:02
Speaker
I want to give quick shout out real quick. This is the 501st Cosplay Legion. Yeah, that's what i was just about to say. Oh, okay. This is a big deal. i mean, it's a big deal now, but it was a big deal when this fucking premiered because like Disney and especially Favreau and Filoni, Filoni most likely because he's the guy that did all the conventions.
00:49:20
Speaker
They're like, we need, they, Disney did not have that many accurate costumes. They just didn't have enough. So they put the fucking feelers out there. and The 501st has very strict rules about joining. like you You can't just sign up for the 501st. You just submit your costume.
00:49:35
Speaker
It's got to be movie fucking correct. All that. They form really good ranks for being fucking cosplayers. And it was... i mean, I guarantee you it was a money-saving thing, too. Because, mean, the show cost a lot. But, like...
00:49:50
Speaker
You know they didn't have to pay these guys. Fucking Filoni sent them an email and was like, you guys want to be in Star Wars? And it was like, yes. Every single every single member showed up for that.
00:50:01
Speaker
Because I'm going to tell you right now, if I had a suit already, like if this was my thing, I would have it for free. Fly me out there. Yeah. i now The thing I read was like Filoni half jokingly was like, well, now they can say that their cosplay armor that they built them in their hand. Their homemade armor is actually screen worn memorabilia. Fucking cool. Well, well, if they need a Sith or a Jedi in the background, I think Jack has most of the stuff to do that. So I got a bunch of shit. du i got I got all kinds of stuff.
00:50:31
Speaker
If there's anybody disney all and wearing Hawaiian shirts, you let me know. um Something this is ah tangential that we never do, but um Disney Kathleen Kinley was kind of in charge of this.
00:50:45
Speaker
They were going to cons and shit and they saw these people making droids and they started talking to them. The people these conventions making droids were doing it for a fraction of the price of what Disney was paying.
00:50:56
Speaker
So they hired them. So for the the sequel trilogy, all those droids that they're making that you see. not everyone, sorry, majority of droids, are these fucking fans that were going to conventions making droids in a club.
00:51:09
Speaker
like yeah there's a droid building club yeah and like they did like just these fucking engineers of spare time they were like we're doing it for fucking you know 10 15 000 a droid and disney's like oh shit ours costs like 65 000. so what are you doing later we should build a droid building workshop in our park huh joy dream droid building workshop that's a decent idea Look, you know what he's got some behind him, too.
00:51:38
Speaker
And again, all those guys were like, yeah, hell yeah, we'll do that. Then eventually they're like, wait, we we do get paid, right? She's like, damn it.
00:51:47
Speaker
Damn it. These aren't the fucking 501st.
00:51:53
Speaker
um But there's a lot more than four reinforcements now. This town is crawling. And then that then you fly in some more. Yeah. And then we get what think is the... Like I said, these guys are all like in ranks. like These guys are standing upright, you know soldier style. like Everybody who's walking around the town is like the shitty, like the relaxed ones that we've seen so far. They're just kind of leaning on shit. and like Yeah, now you get the drilled ones that are fucking ready for action. Exactly. Exactly.
00:52:21
Speaker
but I think this is the first time that I've ever seen a tie fighter land. Uh, it's a outland tie fighter. Okay. i think is the thing I read, which is like a specially designed one that lands like this. Cause other ones just fly into, ah ships in space and our destroyer death. Yeah. zo They get doctor whatever. This is specially designed and it was in something else. I don't remember what it was.
00:52:48
Speaker
But yeah, this tie fighter comes in and lands. Fucking Moff Gideon gets raised up on a platform out of it. like It is funny, though, because he gets raised up to the top of it. And it's very intimidating shot. It's very cool.
00:53:01
Speaker
He's just me up where we belong. And then he's just on the ground, and I was like, oh, they skipped the part where he had to figure out to. He's, like, sitting on the edge, like, trying to slide down. um There's not a cool way to slide down a TIE fighter.
00:53:16
Speaker
I'm sorry. Like, I can't look cool doing it. I'm going to either go, wee, or ah. Can we just move around it? This thing's taller than most of these buildings. It's a pretty long drop, so don't look at me because I'm going to fall and go, oie owie, owie, owie, my ankle.
00:53:32
Speaker
Ooh.
00:53:35
Speaker
But yeah, we have Moff Gideon. i Mando tries to call Queel, and he's like, hey, are you there yet? And the guards at the gate over here... calling The guards at the gate over here, they zip off to go catch him.
00:53:49
Speaker
Speeders are faster than... Blurgs. Blurgs. um So the speeders start closing in on him. We see them coming up right as he's getting to the ship. Moff Gideon is out there giving his intimidating speech.
00:54:03
Speaker
The big thing there is he's like... ah this thing means more to me than you will ever know. This whole speech field comes back. Yeah. and Word for word.
00:54:14
Speaker
Does it? Oh, yeah. I'll just leave it at that, but it's like this whole thing of, um yeah, like you have something. You might think you know what it means, but you have no idea.
00:54:25
Speaker
Okay. and this This whole speech will come back next season. And I'm glad they got Giancarlo Esposito here because there's not many ways you can like step up or be more intimidating than Werner Herzog just talking. Well said. but But Giancarlo is an intimidating man.
00:54:44
Speaker
yeah I mean, I've seen him be silly kind of And like ah not as imposing And do the right thing and stuff he's Or what did we watch? Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man ah but But in his latter career As a fully grown adult like older man Everything he says is scary and intimidating He's the next generation's Gary Oldman though Because he can um also do ah good guy And I root for it yeah but it will But when he does bad, evil, nefarious, you fucking buy it.
00:55:17
Speaker
Yeah. He was saying too that ah that this character, he's like, he's not good or bad. That's how he's portraying him. He's not good or bad. He's progress. And you know that's kind of the whole empire idea of- That's a that's a good way to think about it. like i'm not my my guy In my mind, I'm not good or evil.
00:55:36
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yeah I'm just fucking moving. That's how he says he sees it. Okay.
Cliffhanger Ending and Emotional Impact
00:55:39
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Damn. doing work but we cut back to quill we have the one of those we see the the baby laying on the ground one of the stormtroopers or the scout troopers picks him up and zips off and quill's laying there smoldering and his blurb is dead double bus yeah its ah It was a hard way to lose.
00:56:02
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And i I had a distinct flashback watching it of the first time seeing it, watching it with Whitney and her just being like, no, Quill can't be dead.
00:56:12
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i mean, I remember watching for the first time, like he's going to move in the next episode. He'll be fine. And he did not. He does not. No, he is not. And then it just cuts to black and it's just like fucking.
00:56:27
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Most of these have not ended on a hard cliffhanger, but it makes sense for your penultimate episode. Yeah. But it's just like, oh, because we got a fucking banger coming up. Yeah, i'm I'm really excited to get to that one.
00:56:39
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Yeah. Agreed. Oh, that's it for chapter seven. The reckoning. Looking forward to the next one, man. I mean, I really enjoyed watching these week to week. We've talked about it before that it gives me a little something to do.
00:56:56
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Yeah. You know, and sometimes, you know, i it's just skeleton crew is a thing where i wake up Tuesday be like, what time is it? Oh my God, let's get, let's do this. Let's get drinks or food beforehand. We'll when it's six o'clock, we'll just go watch it. And like, it's phenomenal to have something to sink your teeth into week to week like that.
00:57:15
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And I think Disney has kind of failed after season two of this. Mostly I like Ahsoka. It's not the same energy. Yeah. I don't even think I watched Ahsoka like current, like concurrently with it releasing.
00:57:31
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And this was hard to stay away from. Yeah. But also I was just, I don't know the character and stuff. I know you were there moment one, but you have a lot more connection with that character.
00:57:42
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. If you haven't seen the Clone Wars cartoon, Ahsoka is no one to you. Yeah. I mean, I knew who Ahsoka was. I've seen, I've told you before, I've seen a lot of the first season, so I knew who she was.
00:57:55
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But, and, and, and she pops up in later episodes of this. Yeah. Yeah. It's next season of this. I was glad that you guys were moving on to Mandalorian because i hadn't seen, I just hadn't really watched it. Like I said, my daughter was watching, so I was doing other shit. So really getting to pay attention, look at the cinematography, listen to the music a little bit better, catch the
Star Wars' Appeal to Younger Audiences
00:58:14
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episodes, get a rewatch. Cause I was listening when you guys, you know, did the first two episodes that I've heard and I was just glad to be back on it listening, but.
00:58:21
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So she's, she's older now, obviously do you think she's going to care about this now? Yeah, I think so. When I was, when I was watching a episode six today, she was like, Oh yeah. Cause she's like, what movie are you doing? And then she, and I told her, you know, we're doing Mandalorian and she was excited.
00:58:37
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She loves Baby Yoda, obviously. She's such a fucking beautiful Star Wars age, dude. Like, this is where most of the stories are meant to be told, is to that 9 to 13 is, like, their sweet spot of Star Wars.
00:58:50
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Well, in the... Like you said, she's a big Baby Yoda fan. that'll That'll grab a kid. And your hope is just that when he's not on screen, they're paying attention. Yeah. Because there's a lot of stuff happening that doesn't pertain to him.
00:59:02
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But, like, you never know with a kid. So it's cool that, like, she was excited about seeing that. Yeah. So, yeah, that kind of brought it to her world. And there's a couple of cutesy things like with the the Amy Sedaris little droids and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. yeah Comic moments that that actually work for adults. as yeah know Well, some do, some don't. But, yeah you know, they yeah obviously dr draw the kids in.
00:59:26
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ah So, Ryan, you have some new music that you want to plug, right? ah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, oh let's see. Let's the song lately. i think it's this album, inch by inch. Check it out on Spotify, couple other places, but but you'll find out Spotify.
00:59:42
Speaker
i mean, honestly, dude, the album is so fast in a really good way that just put it on. You're good. It's going to be done before you even realize that you're having a fucking great time. Well, I know it's three like little EPs. had grabbed this picture off of Spotify, which is why it has the gray corners, because they do a little circle thing.
01:00:00
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you guys can find it. Gripes. greatpecammation Gripes. then, of course...
01:00:11
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01:00:22
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Plus, as I said, these episodes early and uncut. um As we go on, if we gain more members, we can start doing more stuff, and maybe we can get some more Star Wars content going for you. We have some people who are there specifically for the Star Wars stuff.
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01:01:11
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01:01:39
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01:01:51
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01:01:55
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We'll be back next week to talk about the final episode of season one of The Mandalorian, chapter eight, Redemption. Until then, I've been Derek. I'm Jack.
01:02:08
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I'm Ryan. And here's the worst piece of IMDb trivia I read as your outro. Carl Weathers refers to a living creature as an asset. He does the same thing in the sci-fi horror action classic Predator. yeah We'll see you guys next week.
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