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Ep 159: Deep Blue Sea w Dustin - Month of Action!
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This week, we are joined by our Month of Action compatriot and friend Dustin from Flick & Friends, B-Action and The Barrens Hideout! Directed by Renny Harlin and starring Saffron Burrows, Tom Jane, Sam Jackson, LL Cool J, and Stellan Skarsgard, Deep Blue Sea tells the tale of Dr. Susan McAlester, who is working on a cure for Alzheimer’s. So she starts by juicing up shark brains, obviously. After setting up shop in an isolated ocean lab, because nothing says "safe science" like experimenting on super-intelligent killing machines in the middle of nowhere, the company's corporate watchdog shows up to check if the brain-harvesting science is ethically sound (spoiler: it’s not), and things take a nosedive. A “routine procedure” turns into a full-blown shark uprising, as it turns out, giving sharks giant brains doesn’t make them friendlier; it just makes them better at plotting your demise. Now, a handful of terrified scientists are trapped in an oceanic murder maze, and the sharks are running the show.
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Transcript
Introduction and Theme Unveiling
00:00:00
Speaker
Welcome back to the month of action and this month my hat is like a shark fin this month this week my hat is like a shark fin no no you said it rest this month you better wear your hat like a fucking shark fin you idiot I'm Derek I'm Whitney I'm Jack and you're Dustin oh and I'm Dustin I didn't know if I was supposed to go yeah yeah yeah we didn't we didn't give any sort of prep work we're professionals as you can tell and this is bad movies worse people
00:00:33
Speaker
Weapons hot and one-liners at the ready, recruits.
Mission and Movie Selection
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Speaker
This ain't just some summer blockbuster vacation. This is the real deal.
00:00:45
Speaker
You've been chosen as part of an elite task force for the month of action.
00:00:55
Speaker
Now when those bullets start to fly and everything around you is up in flames, don't you lose your nerve. Remember who you are. You're the toughest, craziest, most resourceful sons of bitches to ever lace them up.
00:01:10
Speaker
We don't wait for backup and we damn sure don't retreat. Now strap your asses in and get ready for the drop. Oh, and one more thing. Before you pull that trigger, tell them John Mortis sent you.
00:01:32
Speaker
I love that outro. Banger. Her intro. Fucking John Mortis, dude. Like, he's the man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So after that very professional intro.
00:01:44
Speaker
It's our first episode, guys. so Never done this before. We are here. This year.
Deep Blue Sea Overview
00:01:49
Speaker
To discuss Deep Blue Sea from 1999, directed by Rennie Harlan. Woo!
00:01:54
Speaker
Woo! This is the second time this month Dustin has had to talk about this movie. It sure is. Kind of sorry to hear that. watch it again, Dustin? Yes. I love it. I actually did, yeah. I fucking love this movie. i don't it's It's a banger.
00:02:15
Speaker
We're going to have some difference of opinions here. Oh my God. lucy Look how scary it looks. I was so fucking bored last night. How? Because every time this garbage CGI gets on screen, I'm just like, all right, cool.
CGI and Shark Films
00:02:30
Speaker
You have a fucking rendering. A little kid drew somebody getting chomped in half. The idea behind this movie is phenomenal. Yes, Whitney. Did you have flashbacks to... Shark Exorcist or Santa Claus. Santa Jaws. No, I actually kind of like those more.
00:02:44
Speaker
Because the CG'd shark in the water, that initial one before they brought in the other two for this one, I swear to God, it's the same fucking footage. It's some bee footage. They're like, we can use that.
00:02:56
Speaker
But a lot of these are real. They built four gigantic robot sharks. You can even see the seam on the tiger shark. out of 1,000 horsepower engines and they weighed 8,000 pounds each. They built a bunch of them. seen the same like The same guy that built these built the Anaconda in Anaconda.
00:03:19
Speaker
He has a very star-studded history career. He did Free Willy also. Oh my God. well free willie yeah This fucking hero. Look, what you just described about them building sharks, those going haywire and killing people, a better movie for me to watch.
00:03:35
Speaker
we We made them 8,000 pounds. They have 400 horsepower, and they're coming for you.
Mechanical Shark Mishaps
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Speaker
There actually was a story I read about. There was a story I read about ah when they after they built it and they were like programming them.
00:03:49
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like Right when they were finishing up, Randy Harlan said like they did something. They were finishing up the programming, and then one of them just went haywire and just like went launching off a platform and like went through a wall.
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but See? Nice. LL Cool J is over there just masturbating and praying.
00:04:07
Speaker
yeah and You stopped my bird. um And Tom Jane was in the water with a real shark at one point. Okay. Yeah. That was the very last thing they filmed because Onyar was like, all right, look, you can do this, but it has to be the last fucking thing you do.
00:04:23
Speaker
I'm getting my movie made. I'm getting my movie made. Just in case. and it says Remind me. It's the tiger shark scene. I get the two directors confused all the time. Which one blows up monuments and which one's married to Geena Davis?
00:04:35
Speaker
This one is married to Geena Davis. Which is why he cast someone that looks like a Geena Davis light. Yes. Or he was married Geena Davis. and ah Maybe not by this point. Roland Emmerich. Roland Emmerich. Okay. That's why there's no landmarks being destroyed in this movie. Got it.
00:04:52
Speaker
Correct. Yes, we actually have, ah we talked about Rennie Harlan on our Patreon this month. We talk about Long Kiss Goodnight.
Podcast Introductions
00:05:01
Speaker
o such Hey, before we go any further, do you want to introduce our guest?
00:05:06
Speaker
Oh, we should do that. We should. Sorry, I'm a professional, dude. ah Today. yeah We're long-time friends. He's been here the whole time, guys. If you guys don't remember him, we're just gaslight them into thinking he's always been here.
00:05:18
Speaker
It was my idea to do the Cynthia Rothrock movie last week, guys. Come on. oh that's right. That's right. That's why we did that. I honestly kind of believe that. so but Yeah, go ahead and introduce yourself to the people, Dustin.
00:05:31
Speaker
ah My name's Dustin. I am one-third of the Bee Action Podcast, where we put the bee back in action. um You want to talk about those top-tier action movies? We talk about the fourth shelf-down action movies.
00:05:45
Speaker
ah It's a ton of fucking fun. We do stuff from Beowulf... to call the conqueror the barbarians um steel frontier shit like that you know so ton of fun I also co-host a show called the flicks and friends podcast which is the show that I primarily do and it's a variety movie show we do everything that this season we themed our whole season to the alphabet so we had each letter was a movie and patreon and twitter voted for all that and then the baron tied out is the show I would do
00:06:23
Speaker
X, we did X2. Oh, awesome. Not triple X. All right, so I'm going to give you guys some inside baseball right now because I don't think Pete listens to this show.
00:06:35
Speaker
It's okay, Whitney doesn't listen to ours. Whatever. So what I did, I sent out the list when I got these movies, was like narrowed down. i'm like, all right, I want, you know, give me back to come on and do X because Pete's a fucking pervert.
00:06:49
Speaker
So I said, Pete, and we're going to do it. He goes X and he goes, all right, X two is what one. Anna over on Barron's did not know Pete had picked X two and she invited him on to do x or our horror month.
00:07:05
Speaker
So at that point, I messaged Charlie said it is now your duty to do triple X on your show. ah Yeah. yeah He has to. Anna inadvertently set Pete up for the longest running gag until they do triple X. And then he's watched the shittiest trilogy known to man.
00:07:25
Speaker
I love it. Oh, that's amazing. yeah good actually That works out well, right? I did X, X2, and then XXX. Yeah, I like it. yeah I told Charlie straight up, it's your fucking responsibility, dude.
Box Office Game
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Speaker
but So right at the beginning, we like to play a box office game. You want to give us budget? Yeah, I'll give you guys the budget. but The movie costs $60 million, dollars which really isn't bad.
00:07:56
Speaker
I have domestic and worldwide box office, if everybody wants to guess. We do both, yeah? This is going the first time that made 50 in the world and then negative in the or negative in the world and the rest like in domestic, I bet you.
00:08:10
Speaker
It lost money in the world? Somehow. So it costs 50? 60. It costs 60? I'm going to say domestic... You know what? I want to say 80 for domestic and then 178 world.
00:08:28
Speaker
Oh, no. your shit You're your highest shit. 30 domestic and they almost made their money back 58 worldwide. How about you, Dustin? What do you think? I'm to say it around the same vein. I'm going say 70 domestic and about 110 for the world.
00:08:47
Speaker
73.6 million domestic, 164.6 million worldwide. Ow, ow! I think Dustin takes that one. Because the world has better taste than Jack.
00:08:59
Speaker
i' That's true. world I mean, I can't fault you there. Dustin got domestic and I won world. Purple star for me, yellow square for him. That's why the rest of the world doesn't look like a homeless Yeti fucking going on vacation in Miami.
00:09:13
Speaker
Some people own this sweet 4K, Jack. There was call for this. You want me to have these graphics in better condition? Like, showcase how bad they are? oh you you know what you missed because you didn't watch it in 4K?
00:09:26
Speaker
What? You missed the nipples. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did. I can just go watch Earth Girls Are Easy, though. they were very They were very dark. yeah Yeah? see we got I just got it on tape, so that's that's where it needs to be watched is on tape, I feel. I think it deserves to be on tape. I can get behind that.
00:09:44
Speaker
Some movies have to be on and on But I watched whatever Amazon has, a Blu-ray quality, I assume, and I did not buy it.
Comparative Movie Humor
00:09:51
Speaker
Oh, sure. That was gonna, but it went up to $7. So I was like, no, that's $2 more than I wanted to spend in the first place. This fucking guy defending Catwoman and talking shit about Duke Blue. Catwoman is so goddamn funny. It is a wild ride for everybody. You could bring your kids as long as they don't mind watching Benjamin Bratt have sex with Holly Berry at basketball court surrounded by orphans. so Go on. There we go.
00:10:14
Speaker
I mean, what's wrong with that? It's for the whole family. Break your grab off. Fuck it. Come on. It is a better Three Stooges remake than that Will Sasso vehicle they did.
00:10:26
Speaker
Oh, my God. you I'm okay i'm not going to say what i was going to say then. if You like that one? I love it. It's so fuck it's funny, dude. It's funny as fuck. It's not as bad as everybody thinks. It's just who's that audience for? The people that grew up watching Three Stooges aren't watching a movie in the twenty thousand You're not wrong. 20,000. My God. Future. yeah You're not wrong. But dude, when he says ah that's assault. Oh yeah. Well, here's the pepper.
00:10:54
Speaker
yeah still fucking laugh all the time. All right. Well, we're going to, we're going welcome you back when we do that movie inevitably. Okay. Yes. I've never seen it, but that's a Jack joke. if i either of i And you're actually the three stooges fan.
00:11:08
Speaker
Whitney. I am. i am. I think by the time they made it, I was like, I'm not watching a movie with Will Sasso in it. And it was just for nobody. Yeah. Did you even like Will Sasso when he was in that one comedy hour showcase? Mad TV. It was the only time I liked him. Okay. Okay.
00:11:28
Speaker
He's great Happy Gilmore. Yeah, was going pretty. Yeah, I was going to say he's not Happy Gilmore. Yeah, it's Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore. So back to the movie. America's Christopher Lambert, Thomas Jane.
00:11:40
Speaker
I like Thomas Jane. This movie starts with the sexy water world boat party. Oh, yeah. ohh yeah i don't know what these boats are called, but it's the same as Kevin Costner's boat. Yeah, it's not the pontoon. It's the double. Catamaran?
00:11:52
Speaker
Yeah, like the double fin. i was 100% about to make up a name and then catamaran came into my head and was that sounds right. Catamaran do. It's a word.
00:12:03
Speaker
it's but It's a word. But we do see of the this boat starts getting attacked by something. um It's probably a shark based on the cover of this movie. but Definitely not. It's so unmanned sea drone.
00:12:16
Speaker
This girl with the dark hair, i think it was like a red bikini or something. She's the one. She's like trying to hop around and get away from the shark. And in the 4K, right at the top of the bikini, there's just nipples popping out. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah.
00:12:28
Speaker
Yeah. and over there They did it back in 1999 and they were like, no one can see that. It's going to be on VHS. Who would ever invent a higher definition of home video? Who's going to spend money to want to see this in better condition?
00:12:42
Speaker
and Not some nerds on podcasts. I'll tell you that. Technology, get out of here. It's okay. No one's going to notice, man. It's stalled out of VHS. All right. We got rid of Betamax.
00:12:54
Speaker
We're at VHS. We stay here. Laserdisc, pish posh. The future is now, okay?
00:13:03
Speaker
um But they're rescued by America's Christopher Lambert, Thomas Jane. I just kind of want to say that so I can slip into a Lambert every now and then. Yeah, I'll help you. He's all right he's looking fucking hunky in this movie, be dude. Like he's so super young, fit.
00:13:18
Speaker
he's ah He's a hunky man in this movie, man.
Young Stars in Deep Blue Sea
00:13:21
Speaker
Yes. It was weird watching this because there's him, there's Stellan Skarsgård, Sammy Jackson Sam Jackson all I mean Sam Jackson I guess is a little less surprising because I've seen his 90s movies more yeah but those other two Look so fucking young compared to what i yeah, it is insane Especially scars guard like he's he's looking he's I think I still think he looks scary as fuck right now He does but at this he's like young and skinny and kind of hot
00:13:50
Speaker
And I'm like, what is happening with Stellan Skarsgård? Now I understand why he's got like seven kids. i descend exactly This character of his is descended from a Nazi scientist runaway, I bet you. He loves his genetic science. It's why he's all about experimenting. He doesn't give a shit about loss of life until it's his limb.
00:14:06
Speaker
And that's why the shark goes so fucking heavy on him. The shark's like, yo, dude, this guy's fucking weird. um There is, i don't remember what channel it's on, but it's called tropo T-R-O-P-P-O. It's Tom Jane like now.
00:14:20
Speaker
Dude, he's fucking rad. Like he's got a little bit of that dad belly and he's just walking around in an Australian hat and a Hawaiian shirt drinking all day. Sounds great. It's your retirement plan.
00:14:32
Speaker
Well, he doesn't have a beard. Yet. so He can't grow a beard. i was like Oh, yes, he can. Oh, Tom Jane can grow a beard. Go back and see Arrested Development. I believe it's season two or three. put on He just wants his kids back.
00:14:48
Speaker
yeah I'm Googling Tom Jane with a beard right now. Oh, hope you're in incognito mode. You're going to see something that you've never seen before. Oh, look at that. It's all coming out of my follicles.
00:14:59
Speaker
Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm going to rub beard oil in and that's not what you think it is. It's oil that my beard makes. I sell it at the locals farmer's market. Holy shit, guys.
00:15:10
Speaker
Tom Jane with a beard is hot. Oh, I'm just saying. Let see. Add it in. um Do it yourself on your own time. My phone is all the way over there. Yeah. On your own time. I was a professional today, Jack. I left my phone on silent over on the couch, so I can't fuck with it.
00:15:25
Speaker
But I got my ball. We'll see. It'll take too long to save the picture loaded into the thing and everything. But I found him with a beard and a mustache. are there Tom Selleck can go fuck himself when when Tom Jane grows a mustache. I'll tell you that right now. oh I just heard a story from one fighting words one of the guys on the dollop was working with Tom Jane at some sci-fi convention, like push everything into one kind of thing.
00:15:50
Speaker
And he hands him the script. He's like, here's what you got to say. And Tom Jane is double fisting straight whiskeys. And he looks and he reads it and he's like, um I'm not going to say that. Go write me something I'll fucking use, kid. And he goes back and the writer's like, no, that's not what happens. Anyway, long story short, he comes back into the green room after it's all done and just is drunk as shit. and he goes, the show's over.
00:16:10
Speaker
Tom Jane has left the stage and then just proceeds to eat the entire craft table. And they were trying to say it like it's a bad story. I'm like, I love that version of Tom Jane.
00:16:21
Speaker
yeah Fucking just drunk eating craft service. Sign me up twice. Love it. um So he rescues these kids from this. What we've ended up deducing is a super shark, even though he claims it's not. Or was it Michael Rapoport that says it's one of the regular sharks?
00:16:39
Speaker
Either way. Yeah. It's definitely super shark. Yeah.
Character Critiques
00:16:42
Speaker
I love him. There's certain people that can't play scientists and especially super smart ones. He's one of them.
00:16:50
Speaker
I don't buy it when he's like, it's like eight feet. Give a centimeter to. He's not a scientist. He's an engineer. Yeah. I believe in being an engineer. He's into. I don't. He went to MIT. It's up. Well, no, he wouldn't. No, you're wrong. He went to a school called MIT.
00:17:04
Speaker
It's a baseball school in Boston. No, he's no peer. He is there. Goodwill Hunting did all of his homework. He went down to the fucking pier, kid.
00:17:16
Speaker
He's so New York. He wrote he got a scholarship to MIT and refused because it was in Boston. He's like, I didn't go to fucking Boston. Oh, bro, you got to come fucking work on some some car engines. You're an engineer. I got a car engine. Engine ear. Let's go. Put your ear that engine.
00:17:32
Speaker
And then we meet Saffron Burroughs, Dr. Susan McAllister from here on out, known as Dr. Twat. yeah Dr. Dickhead is what I've called her. but oh We like to up the cursing on here. saffron burros for educational Saffron Burroughs sounds like my favorite place to eat in New York.
00:17:52
Speaker
Like it's this little fucking hipster restaurant in the back alley is some garage. Welcome to Saffron Burroughs. They have $25 cocktails, but damn is the food good.
00:18:02
Speaker
Yeah, no shit. They use duck bat and everything. She's been in some stuff, not a lot. She was in that show Westworld. ah She was on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as Victoria Hand. Yeah, I looked her She was in Troy. That was the four seasons, right? yeah. She's fucking, what's his name? Eric Bana's lady.
00:18:22
Speaker
So Hector's wife. Yeah, Dr. Dickhead in that movie. Yeah, Dr. Dickhead. I think she's just she's just Gina Davis Light, which is why she looks familiar, but I don't care for her.
00:18:35
Speaker
She's really good at evil characters? Is that what's going on? wonder if they were... split up now or if after the not such the the failure of Cutthroat Island and the not huge success of Long Kiss Goodnight, the studio was like, sorry, Renny, you can't cast her.
00:18:52
Speaker
She might be the problem. Oh, the fun one that looks just like her. It's not you. It's me, man. It turns out the problem is probably Rennie Harlan because I like this movie, as we've discussed, but this is the last good movie
Director's Filmography
00:19:05
Speaker
that dude ever made. so And good movie is subjective. I'm not saying it's terrible.
00:19:09
Speaker
I'm saying how I feel about This is the last enjoyable movie he ever made. That's a well better statement. The only two I've seen after this were, oh, three. Good God. Driven with Sylvester Stallone, which is awful.
00:19:22
Speaker
Nope. um the The Covenant, which is kind of like The Craft, but with dudes. Oh, I did watch that. It was garbage. And then... Hey, you get these really cool powers, but if you use them, you die.
00:19:34
Speaker
Yeah. I don't want powers. We'll talk about it one day. have And then he... it's like a terrible plan. went and He redid a movie that Paul Schrader had already made. He did his version, The Exorcist, The Beginning.
00:19:46
Speaker
So... he's He did everything awful after this, but we then meet Sam Jackson playing Russell Franklin, the rich millionaire ah drug bro.
00:19:59
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. The drug bro philanthropist. And his boss or cohort who doesn't have any lines but is a welcome welcome back to our show. yeah Mr. Ronnie Cox himself.
00:20:11
Speaker
The cowboy chief of police. The old sheriff, you. Yeah, i know I know, Dustin, you probably know Ronnie Cox because he's in RoboCop and quite a few other things. ah Beverly Hills Cop.
00:20:23
Speaker
Yeah. yeah That's the big one, I would say. a RoboCop first, but Beverly Hills Cop more. I work with Dick he's he's on our he's I mentioned when I came on your guys' show that we have a show on Patreon called Latchkey Vids, and right now we're talking about Cop Rock.
00:20:40
Speaker
He's on that show and he plays the chief of police and he is a cowboy through and through and also really hates anything progressive. And he keeps a shooting gallery in the closet of his office.
00:20:52
Speaker
Well, tell you, them sideways sauce monsters got away getting my goat and I really do want to shoot them in the head. Women are a lot like horses, you know, you ride them till you're done and you put a bull in the head and you find a new one.
00:21:04
Speaker
We've seen him use pistols like double double pistols. Oh, yeah, um a shotgun. Don't forget whip a bull whip.
Scientific Premise Discussion
00:21:16
Speaker
Fuck you ride, baby ah They run whatever this fucking company is called I didn't get the name Chimera matter. Yeah, i okay.
00:21:27
Speaker
I guess it does matter Well, it's just what a chimera is, is usually something kind of modified to like ah a composite of other things. So it's it stuck with me. Yeah. i was like How did I remember that? You didn't. The guy that has it on 4K.
00:21:41
Speaker
you so You sound like you went to MIT. No, no, I went to MIT. Actually, it was backwards. I went to Tim University. it's Just a buddy of mine. We meet in the alley and we get really high. that's That's why ah whenever you hear Jack laugh here, oh. Howdy ho there, neighbor.
00:21:57
Speaker
ah fuck That's how he snorts Coke too. I told him we had to talk about deep blue sea and he went, Oh, Oh, could have been in that movie. I could have been a shark.
00:22:09
Speaker
Oh,
00:22:12
Speaker
yeah Basically, there's problems at this facility, and they're doing research on Alzheimer's. They're trying to use the shark's brains because sharks don't die of cancer or something. they Yeah, they don't get they never get cancer. Their brain never deteriorates as they age, unlike ours, which is why I've heard this fact, and I've looked it up. I just don't know how true it could ever be that that sharks are older than trees.
00:22:34
Speaker
At the time... So I read a thing with Rennie Harlan, and at the time that was the thinking was that they don't get cancer. They don't get brain diseases. They don't sleep like so they had the superior thing.
00:22:46
Speaker
Now we know, I guess, that they do get cancer. They do now get other kind of brain. They can't swim backwards. So you can't moonwalk. What's the point of living long if you can't moonwalk and make those backwards?
00:22:57
Speaker
and okay well But we didn't know that then either Makos can swim backwards It's Rini Harlan's Idea of a shark Well they were using actual Science of the time I like the theory behind the Hypothesis if you will That the proteins in a shark's brain mean that's just going into the Sten cell research that we have done Well we can't do that I'm full for science though I'm pro science on this show But with these sharks, man, it's like, and it's just, they talk about Mako sharks being just Mako sharks. They're not talking about these super fucking sharks that they have in these movies yet. Like we don't know what that these new sharks brains are capable of yet.
00:23:40
Speaker
yeah or their process of thinking, or what? So they' in their brains, they're like, yeah, these mako sharks are what we're going to use to test on. one of these things One of the things I appreciate about this story is that they aren't spoon feeding you everything. There's stuff you have to figure out.
00:23:54
Speaker
like yeah They do tell you the sharks are smart, and they Tom Jane talks at the end about how they're hurting them. But throughout the movie, you see them going to windows. Are they hurting or hurting What is this line here? I don't understand it.
00:24:05
Speaker
ah they They've been hurting us the entire time. But like they're mapping out the facility by swimming around, looking through the windows, using their electro, whatever shit sharks have in their head.
00:24:16
Speaker
But they don't tell you that. You just kind of have to you have to pick it up from watching the behavior of them. And I like it when a movie just lets you figure shit out. I love that. And I think that might be part of the reason that people aren't a fan because they're like, but it didn't explain it to me, Jack.
00:24:31
Speaker
I was just going to say, that's something, there yeah there is the bones of a movie I enjoy here. I think it's just, it's at certain point, it's dreadfully boring. And when it's showing the shark kills, I'm just like, cool, cool. Let me fire up my PS2. Get eaten by a shark in GTA 3.
00:24:49
Speaker
fucking three how How many different ways can you be eaten by a shark, though? You know what I mean? like what What else are they supposed to do to be able to kill these people? Even them ripping the the person in half is a good idea. It just doesn't look good. None of it looks good.
00:25:04
Speaker
yeah It's all a screensaver.
Shark Intelligence
00:25:06
Speaker
99. I mean, we that's what I was going to say, and then I thought The Matrix, and I was like, oh, never mind. It can look good.
00:25:16
Speaker
yeah But that's also probably a lot more than $60 million. dollars I don't know. Oh, yeah. but but But back to your tracking them down real quick, like other than using the like their brain, they they're hurting them with this because everyone's fucking hurt. So they're the smell of the blood and all that shit That's what's helping them track down these people and push them where they need to go.
00:25:35
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Because Thomas Jane, he goes, oh I got to carterize this shit because they can smell it. Yeah. That's the point where they let know that shit. The wound is starting to hemorrhage. You can just say it's bleeding. We know you're smart, Tom Jane. Why did they it? They used the word hemorrhage like five times. I'm like, seriously? Because everybody has our show they have to show how smart they are when you're surrounded by fucking Stellan Skarsgård.
00:25:57
Speaker
It sounds stupid. It sounds genius. you're starting to hemorrhage. Bitch, I've been bleeding my like stuck pig the last five No, no, I'm just on a period. hours That's what it was.
00:26:09
Speaker
That's how they were tracked this whole fucking time. Dr. Dickhead didn't tell no one. This is why information's important. And they've been on the facility for a while. So Dr. Duat, Jan, and ah Janice, or whatever her name is, from Sopranos are all synced up.
00:26:28
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Hey, it happens. Give us three months. I believe it. they got these sharks in here in the first place. Science! Dr. Twat and Sam Jackson. I wrote down Franklin and I was like, who the fuck is that?
00:26:41
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Sam Jackson. Why would you ever ah go off to the facility together? It's the Aquatica Research Facility. We meet our cast of characters. We have ah Janice Higgins played by Jacqueline McKenzie.
00:26:53
Speaker
Who wasn't in a whole lot. Tony Soprano's sister. Thank you. No, no, no. That's the other one. Oh, okay. Janice is the short back the The blonde scientist. Yeah. Spunky hair. The one that out of nowhere was very much in love with Stellar Skateboard. Oh, it's not out of nowhere. She said it right away. She's like, that's the smartest man that's ever existed.
00:27:12
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And he's pissing in the wind, dude. Yeah. She's in love with the troubled genius. i don't think I don't think he loves her. He's just like, it's someone to sleep in my bed at night. I think he does. So there is a deleted scene ah that expounds a little bit more on their relationship, showing that they are together and stuff.
00:27:31
Speaker
One, slows down the movie. Two, Rennie Harlan took it out because it also reveals that Jan is pregnant. Oh. And he was like, it felt really fucked up to murder a pregnant woman via shark.
00:27:44
Speaker
So we just cut that. Yeah. yeah You think? But this lady wasn't a lot. She was Romper Stomper, which was... ah oh that's Russell Crowe as a Nazi, dude.
00:27:56
Speaker
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00:28:09
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00:28:20
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00:28:45
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00:28:58
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I like his ah Sam Jackson's line to her. He's like, hey, where's Tattoo? She just stares at him. He's like, deplane, deplane. And she's like, what? I was like, even understand that. I'm not as old as you.
00:29:11
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This woman should have totally gotten that. She didn't have Nick at night.
00:29:16
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I know her mouth. it It's a very weird sentence to say. she Yeah, it was weird to hear. She was on the 4400 for a while. So that could be. Oh, that's that. we You and I watched that. Yeah.
00:29:29
Speaker
but That's how you know her mouth. The rest of her is in it too. And it's it's really funny because ah I wrote down here, unprompted by the movie, because Tom Jane goes into this goes into the water to get the this license plate out of this shark's mouth that he's chewing on.
00:29:47
Speaker
And I wrote, Thomas Jane, shark wrangler. And then in like two scenes, Sam Jackson is like, what it's like what's it like being a shark wrangler? I could have written this fucking movie. If you want to do Samuel Jackson as Mitch Hedberg, I'm all about it.
00:30:02
Speaker
Yes. What's it like being a shark wrangler? What's it like being a shark wrangler? Is that just you putting pants on a shark? You put wranglers on him. You are a shark wrangler now. Thank you. That's one of the many Jaws nods in this movie too. Because i hope this is one of that movie that if you're comparing any shark movie to Jaws, Deep Blue Sea is the next one.
00:30:23
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well and that's That's not a false statement. i I think in my Letterboxd review, the way I put it was I was like, this people refer to Jaws because there are Jaws references, there are sharks, but this is a lot more Jurassic Park than it is Jaws.
00:30:37
Speaker
It's like Jaws meets Jurassic Park. It's Jurassic Park via Jaws. I think Dustin's right, though. What's another good shark movie besides this and obviously Jaws? The Meg?
00:30:49
Speaker
never saw it. I'm kidding. I mean, I can't even think of another serious one. He said, what's the job? but a It's a joke here. You got to wrangle shark. I thought it Mitch Hedberg's joke.
00:31:03
Speaker
I'm the one putting pants on that shark.
LL Cool J's Character
00:31:06
Speaker
My wife just sent us a video last night of Jason Statham pre-fame dancing in a music video for some UK pop star. And he is just almost well nude and glistening. Oh, in the bikini thing. I've seen that so many times. I mean, that was I mean i just found it.
00:31:24
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yeah It's not on the back of my wallpaper right now. who did it to do
00:31:34
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ah So we also end up meeting. So everybody else heads home. So we have our skeleton crew. We have Brenda Kearns. We have Brenda who's up in the tower. She's not in this movie for much, but that's Aiden Turturro. She was Janice on The Sopranos.
00:31:48
Speaker
Tony's ah shitty sister. yeah Oh, yeah. We have Stellar Skateboard. Stellar Skarsgård playing Dr. Whitlock. Yeah. don't even do it on purpose. My phone auto-corrected Stellan to Stellar because of using that so much when we were talking about Andor. Because it started that way. yeah You had put in Stellar. so No, it came from it came from another podcast. We made the joke and then it just came with it. It's from, how did this get made?
00:32:14
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ah But it's just a good name it. But then it also happened, like it's much like Inception. It happened. Yeah. Always listening. Always. and We have Michael Rapoport playing Scogs.
00:32:26
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He looks like a Scogs. um when he's Michael Rapoport is whatever. He's kind of a shitty dude in real life, but he's been in some cool shit. He's in True Romance. He's in a Fallout.
00:32:37
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Yeah. I like him in that. If you really want a treat, i think it's on Hulu. Look up. It's like a year ago. Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. He is at least drunk and like yacked out of his mind. It seems he is all over the place. And Pat Sajak talks a little shit to him and it's delightful.
00:32:54
Speaker
I'm down. There was a show that I was really into called Atypical and he plays the dad on it. Okay. I dig it. oh isn't isn't he in the sixth day also? Yeah. Arnold. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's the pilot. Yeah.
00:33:07
Speaker
Yeah. He's the one that's making love to his VR machine. Okay. i just It just dawned on me. I was like, I've seen him in something science fiction-y. See, he is a science.
00:33:19
Speaker
There it is. There's the connection. now So we go down into the labs. Let's let's move ah move forward with the story. We're down in the labs.
00:33:30
Speaker
They're skipping all these preliminary trials and stuff because they have to hurry up and fucking do this. Yeah, they shot down they brought in the other two sharks. I mean, the only reason she was there is because they were going shut the whole thing down. She's like, give me two fucking days. So now it's time to skip steps and let's fucking go.
00:33:45
Speaker
And we all know that genetic science goes really well if you skip steps. Oh, yeah. When you're playing God, you want to rush. Just because it does come to something. After everybody leaves, Janice is up in the bell tower and um she sees that there is a hurricane coming but doesn't fucking anything. Well, of course there's a storm coming. We're in a movie at sea.
00:34:07
Speaker
I did see a deleted scene from this because I was bored when I was ah having my coffee today. I thought were going to say when I was watching it I was also that, but there is a see a deleted scene of her telling Dr. Twat Waffle that she's, that there's this big hurricane coming. Oh, okay. He just cut it for whatever time. it And yeah they also talk about, too, when Michael Rapoport is asked to raise the gates like they know the storm's coming and they're like, did you because they want to raise the gates up higher so the sharks can't get out?
00:34:36
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Oh, they made it sound like it was just because the sharks are jumping out. Yeah. Tom Jane suspects that the shark got out by jumping the the fence because they the gates were locked and there was no way for it to get out.
00:34:48
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And the fences underneath the water are made from like flexible titanium rope or some shit. Science. But the ones at the top are just chain link fence. I'm like, yo, extend that shit. Fuck yeah. Get more titanium, buddy.
00:34:59
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do have a quick scene of Tom Jane or Sam Jackson trying to make nice with Tom Jane. He's just the gruff, tough guy. is tom ja As always. He's just Tom Jane. That's just who he is. He's not
Explosive Action
00:35:12
Speaker
acting. He does have some a line to Sam Jackson. about like, I'm not trying to change the world, man.
00:35:16
Speaker
I'm just not trying to wreck it. And he just gives him a look. o Fucking suit. Fucking playing God. push Push him in the water. um Great, just fucking take some of your wet hair and slop it on him. Got him.
00:35:32
Speaker
And then we have LL Cool J. who's The ladies love One of the most confusing characters in this. You're not wrong. the Preacher? said love him He is the cook named Preach who has a parrot.
00:35:43
Speaker
and i Jack, i I'll give you one guess on who voiced this parrot. Frank Welker? Yeah. Fuck yeah. Getting to work. The man. The fucking man, dude. the The man, the myth, the fucking legend. I love that he has a bird that he loves so much that he didn't name it.
00:36:01
Speaker
No, her name is Bird. Stupid. It's funny, too. Would you have liked Pussycat instead? I'm going to change my cat's name to Cat. Yeah, I named him Horse or some shit. Like another Frank Welker animal. ahead.
00:36:14
Speaker
Go biblical since you're spouting off that shit anyway, dude. Give me some Gelgamesh. yeah It's funny, though, because Cool J mentions in this movie, like, the brothers always die in these situations.
00:36:27
Speaker
Oh, he's calling it out. But he's in three... like horror type movies this one halloween h20 and mind hunters which is another rennie harlan one that's not good and he survives all three of those man it's probably in his contract i think i upset dustin when i worked at the movie store like people would tell me like when they're i don't like horror but i like thriller i'm like okay cool i'd always hand them identity And then with identity, I always hand in the Mindhunters because Mindhunters is fucking rules, dude. Like that's a really good one.
00:37:00
Speaker
Identity is the John Cusack one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I know that one. Eyeball guy in it I don't know the other one. Jake Busey's in that one. I don't know Mindhunter.
00:37:11
Speaker
Mindhunters. I don't know either of them. Mindhunter is a really good movie that Michael Mann made in the 80s. Mindhunter is, I remember not liking it, but I haven't seen it since probably like 2005. So what do I know?
00:37:24
Speaker
It's got LL Cool J in it, Val Kilmer, but it's about this of ah SWAT team that goes to this abandoned island to train in scenarios, but they learn it's not so abandoned.
00:37:35
Speaker
Oh. It's pretty rad. I mean, your pitch makes it sound can ah interesting. yeah i I literally remember nothing except for LL Cool J and Val Kilmer.
00:37:47
Speaker
now and like The traps are pretty neat in it. But I love this bird just flying around this whole movie talking shit. He's flying. It's so disgusting. He's flying around in the fucking kitchen or she flying around the fucking kitchen.
00:38:03
Speaker
Bird shit all the time. Now you can train a bird to shit wherever. Nope. o they just They have no control over their anus. but this bird is Frank Welker, and it has a golden toilet, so it can go home and take a shit in its golden toilet. This bird is blessed by God.
00:38:16
Speaker
But I love it's flying around. like It's like, hey, bitch. Hey, fat ass. Hey, fat butt. You got a fat butt. I fucking love that bird.
00:38:27
Speaker
Should have invested in crypto. I'm traumatized. I used to live with a bird and it's not fun. also like when they show them feeding the sharks and they feed the sharks other sharks. A tiger shark. fucked up It's the tiger shark that he took the fucking thing out of the mouth. yeah It's all they'll eat.
00:38:43
Speaker
The meko is smaller than the great white, isn't it? I would say so. Technically, but not in not and not in this case. I mean, they're genetically enhanced. It's actually funny because if I'm remembering right, in Jaws, they talk about the shark being 25 feet.
00:38:59
Speaker
So in this one, Rennie Harlan was like, let's kick that shit up a notch. These sharks are 26 feet. the alpha The alpha is like 45. The big girl at the end is a 45 foot shark.
00:39:11
Speaker
Oh yeah, because Tom Jane even says so. 45 foot shark and you shoot me. Yeah. But the scientists are like, hey, we're doing this. We injected this stuff in their brains to make their brains bigger. But we're not doing genetic manipulation because that would be against the Harvard genetic compact or some shit.
00:39:29
Speaker
And chimera policy. And immediately Stellan Skarsgård is like, right, we would never. Yeah. flink blink ping Blink, blink, blink. As he just wiped cigarette.
00:39:43
Speaker
Dr. Twat catches all this flack for everything. I guess because Stellan Skarsgård is dead, but he's clearly complicit. like You can see it from the beginning. It's all her, right? No, he knows. His grandfather taught him, dude, with the people in charge of your Nazi regime, I'm sorry, your company, tell you to go do experiments, you go do experiments. This is what you do. yeah He knows how to fucking get in line lick a boot.
00:40:07
Speaker
hey So these sharks are misbehaving. going have to put them in the oven. I'm going to tell you not to. I did it anyway. There is a shark in an oven in this movie. Well, kind of. God damn it. But there is a shark killed by an oven.
00:40:20
Speaker
I'm saying it was in there. yeah there's a There's a shower over there. ah Go get in it, please.
00:40:28
Speaker
So at first I was confused because we have Thomas Jane go down into the water with the shark. And like, he's got these little like shark cage tunnels he can go through. i like that. That was awesome, Dustin. Fucking chuking him, dude. i didn't I was like, why is he going out into the water? Because they don't exactly set up what he's doing. They just have him do it. The movie just moves on.
00:40:49
Speaker
But he's trying to tranquilize the shark they can bring it up to suck juices out of its brain. Yeah. um And when he does bring it up, Sam Jackson's got
Dramatic Shark Attack
00:40:59
Speaker
that line. He's like, what in God's creation?
00:41:01
Speaker
And Stellan Skarsgård? God's creation. Ours. that That's the Nazi line. Yeah, exactly. It's all coming together, man. it's like but like My thing is, like I don't know about you guys, but i mean living in Florida, I'm afraid of water I can't see my feet in.
00:41:19
Speaker
Why do you think I live in Arizona? No sharks. ah yeah My husband is so afraid of water. Land shark. That when we were in Florida, we were on Cocoa Beach.
00:41:29
Speaker
I had to literally beg him to just go into the ocean with me. That's not from being afraid of water. That's because I think getting in bodies of water is disgusting. Yeah. There's a picture of him who's angrily crossing his staring at me. Derek has such a fear of intimacy. can't get in body of water. It's like a giant hug.
00:41:51
Speaker
It's like the ocean was hugging my skin. Well, because like pools and stuff are gross because people get in them and they're dirty and shitty and gross. But then the ocean, you get in and you get out and then you're all like sticky from the salt and shit. it's I don't like it.
00:42:03
Speaker
And then the sand doesn't leave. Like you just carry sand with you everywhere. But it's everywhere. hate it. there's There's so much ocean.
00:42:14
Speaker
There's so much ocean swimming in this movie and no goggles. Oh, didn't even think about that. James is wearing a goggle. Once. At first, when he goes down here, he is wearing goggles. Then he takes it all off to trick the shark yeah so he can fucking grab it and drink it. and And every time, every once we progress, all this fucking flooding is all seawater. Nobody's got goggles.
00:42:37
Speaker
yeah dude I like them pretending to be cold. You know that water wasn't as cold as it was in the abyss. Oh, nothing's as cold as the abyss, man. James Cameron's over there like, we got to go for realism. Get hypothermia.
00:42:49
Speaker
yeah But fuck swimming in bodies water. You can't see the bottom two, dude. I'm with you on that. knowing that there's genetically enhanced sharks down there. Fuck you guys. i go I still want to swim with sharks, guys.
00:43:02
Speaker
Have fun. Hard pass. You know what happens when you swim with sharks? What happens to Stellan Skarsgård right here? Because he's all happy. Their experiment worked for six seconds, so good good for them. The shark wanted him to quit. He turns to the shark, and he's like, you did it, pal. And then his stunt double gets his arm ripped off.
00:43:22
Speaker
Because look at that picture. Ha ha ha ha!
00:43:25
Speaker
What is happening in that lower region? why does that look like Tom Berger? who The baseball catcher. Berger. Tom Berger. Tom the baseball catcher.
00:43:37
Speaker
Also, I do want to point out your wife made a great joke. That's just a good anti-smoking ad. Here here I am. I'm on drugs right now. You guys brought me up from the water. You drug me. I'm laying here. And this motherfucker won't stop blowing smoke in my face.
00:43:51
Speaker
I'm trying to have a good time and enjoy this this trank. This fucking high. This fucking high. Exactly. You're jamming me up. Jan gave him a look. Made him put down a cigarette. Oh, because she's pregnant. There you go. And then he lights up another one and the shark's like, she told you to stop. Yeah. You're going to be a terrible father.
00:44:08
Speaker
you You look over at the shark and he's got his arm hanging out with the cigarette. He's just taking the little ah he's taking the edge off, man. Give me that fuck shit. Did he go for the cigarette hand? Yeah. yeah ah You see the cigarette just hanging out of his little mouth, dude. Is he hiding Princess Leia under that lab coat? I think that's his actual arm in the stomach of his coat. He's bracing for the fall or something. He is dragging a wagon, though. Yeah, look at that. It's on the padding.
00:44:39
Speaker
He looks like one of those Jon Favreau aliens from Star Wars that has four arms or whatever. And he's hiding it in his jacket. The Aldinian. The Aldinians. I knew it yesterday or two days ago when we recorded it. I forgot now.
Strategic Sharks
00:44:51
Speaker
But I just love it. and I saw it in the while we were watching the movie, again, 4K. So I had to get this picture. That is clearly not Stellan Skars guy. That guy's not even blind. Yeah. I mean, that's a ginger. That's a full-grown ginger.
00:45:03
Speaker
could have thrown a blonde wig on the fucking dude at least. That's not Thomas Jane.
00:45:13
Speaker
That is the lower-budget version of both Thomas Jane and Christopher Lambert. Great value, baby. I'm going to do stunts in this movie just so I have a paycheck. It's going to be nice and steady. i'm going to get get They're going to catch me smoking. They said I could fight a shark.
00:45:30
Speaker
I have looked at the stunt credits and seen if Christopher Lambert was Tom Jane's stuntman. It'd be fucking great. Just start a new hashtag. It was done.
00:45:40
Speaker
It was Tom. It was Jane. Hashtag it was Lambert. Yeah.
Helicopter Crash Chaos
00:45:46
Speaker
So they he gets his arm ripped off. They call a chopper to come in and evac him. This chopper shows up very quickly, but the storm is raging.
00:45:54
Speaker
You know, this isn't going to go well. We were in the neighborhood. We just stopped by. So they're lifting him up, but the cable that they're pulling him jams, and they just dangle him over the shark tank.
00:46:06
Speaker
I was like, have you ever gone fishing, guys? This is the worst fishing experience you could have. This is the worst way to fish and probably the worst result of fishing. But while all this is going on, like the sharks are down in the fucking water because they have their their fucking whiteboard of plans.
00:46:22
Speaker
Like, yeah all right, so they they are going to get this guy in his left, but he's going to fucking drop. I bet you he's going to drop. And then at that moment, we grab him. We grab them him and we swim straight down.
00:46:33
Speaker
i was like, I've seen Final Destination. Death was coming for him. He escaped it once. And now he's like, nope, we're going to make this shit happen. This doesn't kill him. but But we kind of glossed over it real quick too. Like there's this little birthday party they throw for Dr. Asshole.
00:46:49
Speaker
Oh yeah. at At this point, like we kind of learned that Sam Jackson is like a survival a victim of like an avalanche but l o cool j calls his ass out on that shit he's like he's like he's like i know what you had to fucking do that you're not telling everyone else yeah but he even says like dude let let that shit be for white people brother because they he's like give me a drink brother yeah he throws a brother i i just figured out how the ah helicopter got here so fast fucking tower lady was lighting off flares For the birthday party. They saw the flares like, oh my God, someone's in trouble. Four flares just went up on the east. We have to go. And then they got the call. They're like, hey, we need a helicopter.
00:47:28
Speaker
Oh, we're on our way. Yeah. yeah we were We were already heading that way, guys. Don't worry about it. Don't shoot flares off for a birthday party. but I love this. This shark chomps down on Skarsgård and then pulls this entire chopper into the facility.
00:47:42
Speaker
And this thing just goes up in fucking flames. Yeah, it does. It's a double explosion. high gear it's i We love Bada Booms. yeah Some of it looks really good. The explosions often look the best in this movie as compared to like the big shark kills or the the CG people don't look good yet.
00:48:01
Speaker
That's the thing. yeah don't have They still barely look good now. so True. This is like very Attack attack of the Clones and know level of CG people. And maybe that's why I'm so mad at it.
00:48:14
Speaker
not Not quite Scorpion King. you know like The Rock at the end of the movie too. ah That is to this day one of the worst. Go on. We do verify these people are stuck because we show the plane that they had there burning. We show the boat burning.
00:48:30
Speaker
So it's like you're fucked. Yeah. You see the sharks with their little fins going like this, dude. Nobody thought of a Waterworld style emergency air balloon.
00:48:41
Speaker
No, not yet. they need they The problem is they didn't watch Waterworld because nobody did except us. Oh, thank God you included me in that. Hey, i but ive this big fancy box of of Deep Blue Sea, I have the same big fancy box of Waterworld from Arrow also. so That's money well spent.
00:48:59
Speaker
Yeah, I see it. It's right there next to Planet of the Vampires. Perfect. Don't say that casually. Mario Bava, come on. God, don't say that casually. That's a household name, dude, Mario Kabaklavava.
00:49:18
Speaker
But these sharks are like... It's a mini baklava. They take this up one more notch because they take Stellan Skarsgård, who is still alive underwater. because he's got the mask on. And just fucking huck his body through the window of this fucking research Sam Jackson is like, somebody tell me what the hell that is.
00:49:38
Speaker
And it's a shark using Samuel Jackson as a hood ornament. Fucking just... Using Skarsgård. Sorry, Stellan Skarsgård. He's taking Stellan Skarsgård as a hood ornament, just launching him.
00:49:49
Speaker
Yeah. all All he wanted was a fucking smoke. That's all all he fucking wanted. He was getting shamed by his girl. Then he's like, you know, I'll stand the fuck over there in the designated smoking area. actually sure ah say then did All this shit transpired.
00:50:07
Speaker
Yeah. So we have our we have two. Well, I wouldn't even say groups. We have the rest of our survivors
Survival Instincts
00:50:12
Speaker
down below. And we have the lone cool J. The lone cool J. Lonely, lonely cool J. We'll run through his stuff real quick.
00:50:21
Speaker
He's trying to get the fuck out of this kitchen. ah He gets washed away by water in this these stairwells and stuff. And he's looking for his bird because he does like his bird, even though he refuses to name it.
00:50:31
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. And he has no idea that sharks have now invaded the premises. Somebody left this bird here and it just kind of, he's like, well, I can't let it fucking starve. it literally It just landed on their facility one day and it was like, I can't fly all the way back.
00:50:48
Speaker
Yeah. Oh yeah, it gets too tired. it's like Well, I'm here now. This is where I stay. so he He does decide he wants to live, though. He's like, I got to get out of here because he finds a Playboy magazine and he looks at a naked woman and goes, yeah, I need to get back to the real world. Please let me live.
00:51:06
Speaker
Please. I want to have sex again. Titties rejuvenated this man. She was wearing cowboy boots and a red lingerie. I was ready to give up. And then I saw the nerps.
00:51:19
Speaker
reading the fucking articles like the catcher from major league two. yeah She prefers long walks on the beach. She's a Sagittarius.
00:51:30
Speaker
And we did see in a, an interview with the set designer or somebody on this movie, he was talking about what the, the mechanical sharks. And when they first tested, the shark was in this scene here.
00:51:43
Speaker
And it's when LL Cool J is running down this hallway and the shark kind of launches down the hallway to chase him. So they were like, well, let's see how quick this launches before we put any people in front of it. And they did all the programming and they hit the button and it just went through the end of the set and just kind of kept going. It took out four cameras. It destroyed four Panavision cameras on the first day of shooting and it wasn't even official principal photography yet. It's like they don't even learn from their own movie. Don't give things like this that much power.
00:52:10
Speaker
I mean, you know, and going back to that, like, why the fuck are you going to put yourself in a situation you can't even defend yourself in? Yeah. right we aren't We aren't built to swim for that long. um yeah You have 100% advantage over us.
00:52:28
Speaker
Well, they just assumed that that the the Mariner, Kevin Costner's the Mariner, would show up to save them. Ulysses? Because he fights ah he fights a sea monster in that kind of. Oh, yeah. He goes he he goes with the second way worst way of fishing, but with much better results.
00:52:46
Speaker
Using his own body? Yeah. yeah but i like Also pisses in a cup and drinks it. yeah let mean Somebody is chasing his seed. There's a desalinator in there somewhere. oh it took the salt out of his and put it right back into the ocean yeah that's why the ocean's so salty and it's on refeed but like cool j is trying to run from this shark and he gets into the kitchen and climbs up these racks and finds the bird scaring the shit out of it and this is my favorite line from this bird the whole movie eat me asshole all
00:53:22
Speaker
right see you in hell But now the bird is out of the movie because this shark is like, I'll eat anything. And he has a little appetizer of bird. Ooh, that thing like mousse bouche? Mm, delightful. I'm getting hints of that smoked paprika, little ah red wine vinegar sauce there. I like that.
00:53:42
Speaker
Very playful what you did with the plums. Bird probably tastes great. It hangs out in the kitchen. It eats frosting all day. with a gross ass time I hope they serve this at saffron burrows yeah come in for the roast the frost frosting stuffed roast parrot at saffron burrows but LL Cool J hides in an oven and this shark turns on the gas because these sharks are fucking smart I think it did it on an accident like I think it's just thrashing around you didn't see it s spin
00:54:18
Speaker
it's not that he yeah and journey It's got a child lock on it for some reason. now you would like i I see the irony.
00:54:29
Speaker
When we first see this kitchen, like guess it's like, that's a giant fucking oven. Oh, I see. We're going to someone in it. yeah It's got a fit of people. It's got to fit a whole cool J. So he he like...
00:54:44
Speaker
breaks his way up to the top part of the oven jumps behind the shark. The shark opens the oven because it's a genius. No, it broke through the glass. It's just ravenous. It's not a genius. I was i was too busy thinking It even wait to preheat the oven. It's not that smart.
00:54:59
Speaker
yeah I was too busy thinking about Rennie Harlan ripping himself off for this next sequence because this room is filling with gas. LL Cool J pulls out a Zippo, lights it, and blows this shark up, much like the end of Die Hard 2.
00:55:13
Speaker
Also Rennie Harlan. Okay. tossing a Zippo and blowing up. In that case, it was an airplane. But these sharks are built from parts of a Boeing 7047. There you go. Oh, great. Tiffany tapped that up on IMDb.
00:55:29
Speaker
Ka-ching! a handwritten letter to imdb.com so then meanwhile our other survivors are trying to get to the maintenance hatch so they can get out of there because the stairwells are flooded the elevators are shut off etc and then we see later on it doesn't matter because that elevator is fully on fire oh yeah yeah they're climbing up the elevator ah shaft shaft thank you I was gonna say shoot and i was like that's not right <unk> shoot that is how you die
00:56:00
Speaker
They're climbing up the elevator shaft. It's like you cold water with a ah murder shark in it coming up below you and fire up above you and I was like this is where you like if I made it this far I would have been like oh well and just fallen into the water like oh yeah at some point somebody I think it's Dr. Spunky here is about to get attacked and somebody reaches for oh that's right because the shark like lunges up with her in the mouth and they're trying to grab her I'm like grab I want you to be punching me in the head to try and knock me out if that's me in the shark's mouth just do what you can to bludgeon me
00:56:33
Speaker
That also reminded of a Reddy Harlan movie. Yeah, which one? reminded of ah Cliffhanger. Oh, the the very beginning sequence? Tom Jane is reaching down trying to pull her up.
00:56:45
Speaker
Just like the beginning there, Stallone. Did you see Ace Ventura 2? Okay, the raccoon at the beginning. That's Cliffhanger. That is the one part I always skip that's when watch that movie.
00:56:59
Speaker
it's It's hard to watch. That little poor little raccoon. Yeah, I always start with to go to the temple. Derek is such a weird robot where like most things do not get him to emote and all of a sudden he's like, but the raccoon falling at the beginning of Ace Ventura 2. He's like,
00:57:17
Speaker
oh yeah it's They do a good job. You see the little tiny paw holding onto Ace's finger and just slipping out. and let's It's sad. Little tiny paw this summer on Fox.
00:57:29
Speaker
He's only two foot, but he's got a big attitude. Little tiny paw. But this is when Dr. Twat reveals that they did violate the Harvard Compact because the shark's brains weren't getting bigger with their regular protein injections or whatever the fuck they were doing.
00:57:45
Speaker
And everybody just gets so mad and storms out. and I'm like, this is the wrong time to be mad. Yeah. Yeah. Get mad when we survive. Well, yeah. When you put her in front of a tribunal or whatever, you know, ah or vote who else yeah who all survived and you just like shove her into the fucking pool. Yeah. Just us, guys. Just us. I was thinking that, too. Like, just, hey, let's all get along until the very end. And as we're leaving, we're going to throw it to a shark, dude.
00:58:09
Speaker
Just... Well, and you guys know that the original ending of this movie, Saffron Burroughs survives. Yeah. Like Darth Maul? No, she doesn't get jump into the pool. She's just alive.
00:58:24
Speaker
Okay. So this is the Rennie Harlan breakup? ah Well, Mr. Cool J dies. And I guess there was a test screening and people were just pissed because they were like, we don't like Dr. Twat. Why did she live?
00:58:38
Speaker
Gotcha. So they're like, and then the quote I read from Rennie Harlan was something along the lines of like, so we, we reshot some stuff to kill her. And then we decided to let LL Cool J live because he seems like a cool guy.
00:58:50
Speaker
Yeah. its It's in his name. They actually, it was a, That was the scene that was actually done in somewhere else. Yeah, they remade the set in like ah and and on a lot in LA to shoot. Oh, shit. Mexico.
00:59:05
Speaker
Okay. This was actually filmed where they filmed something else. I can't remember. They filmed another. Oh, Titanic. Yeah, the ti the water in Titanic. Yeah. Yeah, this is where they filmed Titanic. and And that's the only way that this movie is going to be said with Titanic in the same breath.
00:59:22
Speaker
Rennie Harlan didn't want to film it at sea because he had filmed Cutthroat Island at sea and so many things went wrong and he was like, let's do this in a controlled way. The last time I filmed on sea, I got a divorce.
00:59:32
Speaker
I don't want to film on this. I can't get divorced again. ah and i'm not even married.
00:59:41
Speaker
They do get through, they get to this sub that they're going to try to use to get to the surface. And if I'm not mistaken, this is like the same sub that they had at the end of Sphere, right? Sphere, yeah. Yeah.
00:59:54
Speaker
Which is also Sam Jackson, and also we've talked about it.
Motivational Speech Interrupted
00:59:58
Speaker
He's like, i know we I know where we can get a submersible. You need a submersible? I'll get you. was What's your Sphere, like 97? Yeah.
01:00:05
Speaker
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Sounds right. so so He just happens to have one now in his garage. Like, he's like, yeah, just borrow a mine. Yeah. and What did you take when you left set? Oh, yeah. So we'll take fucking glasses or a shirt. Nope. I took L McPherson.
01:00:23
Speaker
As you would. But and like right here is like where we get like the exposition because Sam Jackson is like talking to Thomas Jane. He's like, you know, is that a shark? you know but banging at that fucking door and he goes i don't know don't ask me ask the fucking scientist I just work here yeah but then he's a fish wrangler yeah then Thomas Jane lays that shit down on he goes that's a 45 foot shark 2,000 plus pounds of pressure if it wants to get through that fucking door it's coming no matter what do that door I'm thinking it's getting through that door Sam Jackson has a line like you you took God's oldest killing machine gave it will and desire
01:01:02
Speaker
yeah that's it Put us at the bottom of the food chain. What is it eight hundred what does an 800 pound shark think about? It's like a knock knock joke. I know I'm waiting for the the punchline of the riddle here. Hey, what does an 800 pound shark think about? Anything it wants, boom.
01:01:23
Speaker
I get no respect. Hey, I get no respect. the ah They decide, fuck it, we're going to swim to the top because we're going to die if we stay here. We're probably going to die if we swim, but probably and definitely are two different things. Old ah Walton Scroggins here, Michael Rappaport, Scroggs, he even says, he's like, dude, we swim...
01:01:44
Speaker
It's like, what is it? ah Two feet per per second. Sharks do fifty average 50 feet per second. Like, we're we're dead. you know Then Tom Jane lays it down, He's like, you're an engineer. What happens when x amount of ton of of pressure gets put on? He's like, the walls cave.
01:02:00
Speaker
These things start happening. He's like, you want to be here for that? No. No, I don't. As a matter of fact. Turns out. And then we get the Samuel Jackson rah-rah speech.
01:02:11
Speaker
Yeah, and I actually have a clip of this because this is one of my favorite parts of the movie It's also probably the most iconic also I want to say Jane does warn him He says you might not want to stand so close. I caught it this time. He's like don't I would say that close. I'm just saying Not your fucking dad he was warned and we can talk while this clip goes on but it's Sam Jackson's like somewhat cheesy speech and one of the most shocking parts of the movie yes probably for the people in theaters. Oh, yeah, but You think water's fast?
01:02:43
Speaker
You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Look at baby Rapaport. He's another one who looks very young. like what he said, that ice has a mind its own. It's got taste for blood.
01:02:56
Speaker
Don't stand so close.
01:02:59
Speaker
and stay so close and I know he he's like you told me not to stand close I'll stand as close as I can Don't stand close cover a tip to it but seven slide Tom Jane is early in his career here and only five his looks are just like blank I think he's supposed to look like He's understanding, he's feeling inspired. and i'm breaking now But he's just kind of blankly staring. Look, and here's what ah what Dustin was talking about with LL Cool J giving him business. nature can be Yeah. We ate some people.
01:03:33
Speaker
big Yeah, right. Sam Jackson eats people. It's canon. Eat or or be eaten, yeah. Yeah. told him. I warned you. eat or be
01:04:03
Speaker
i told him four joke And that the look on all of their faces just like, oh shit, the natural leader of the group was just consumed.
01:04:15
Speaker
Rappaport is giving the best facial um awareness, I guess, like acting. ah Face acting. Yeah, he's giving the best emotions. Smizing at him, yeah. There we go.
01:04:27
Speaker
I like face acting. I read a thing from Rennie Harlan, and and he admits, like, the whole idea of Sam Jackson's death was straight up taken from alien. Uh, when Tom Skerritt dies because it is the, the natural leader of the group and the, the, of the cast, the most well-known actor at the time of release. Yeah. Probably still. and i mean, this is, this was totally, especially like poster and trailers.
01:04:50
Speaker
Sam Jackson is here to save the day.
Unexpected Deaths
01:04:53
Speaker
He was going to be the, what what Tom Jane ends up being. In our minds. And then so just having him ripped apart, I mean, because I didn't leave that part in, but those two sharks pull him down and then just rip him a twain. ah the Eddie Valiant him, man.
01:05:08
Speaker
The sharks quartered him. But like it's it's shocking for the audience. it's a It's kind of like Scream, but they waited an hour instead of doing it in the first 10 minutes. It's much like Deadpool 2 when you see him building a team and then the entire team dies.
01:05:25
Speaker
okay but I love that. I mean, it's it's a good it's a good shocking. movie I remember the first time I saw this movie. And I remember being like, oh shit.
01:05:38
Speaker
Yeah. Whoa. Like now I know it's coming because it's it's iconic and it's been out for 26 years. It hasn't left your fucking brain. Yeah. I did leave mine. I did see this. I think I actually saw this in theaters.
01:05:51
Speaker
Oh, I know I did. I did. Yeah. And then that was the last time I saw it. I wish I could say that. You're welcome.
Physics Humor
01:06:02
Speaker
But I like this part, too, because like so they're like, OK, we got to get the fuck out of here. um But he has to. and what's So the pressure is all fucked up, so he opens this door and it like destabilizes this little like he calls it. He says.
01:06:20
Speaker
But the way the water just shoots straight up in the air as soon as he opens that hatch. It took a second. I don't know the science. That's exactly what would happen. I mean, it makes sense. It's like if you have a cup upside down underwater and then you poke a hole in it, it's goingnna going to suddenly fill up with water and suck it like a whore in church.
01:06:38
Speaker
Whoa. Whores in church? Whoa. Yeah. I went to a different church. I went to a cooler church. I don't know. Well, your church was Catholic. It wasn't whores doing the sucking there.
01:06:49
Speaker
That's true. It was the choir boys. That's...
01:06:54
Speaker
They get up to the next level. I don't know what level they were on. Three. They were on the three. two They were going up to two because Cook is on one. um And we do see a shot of the Aquatica station starting to break apart like they talked about because it's filling with water. The supports are crumbling.
01:07:11
Speaker
The tensile strength is
Shark Attack Jokes
01:07:13
Speaker
loosening. and they're This is when Jan gets, well, the shark goes down on Jan. Yeah, she gets eaten out by a shark. I like lovingly call this, it's not snowflake.
01:07:26
Speaker
Wait, sharks don't have tongues, do they? i don't know. i dont Yeah, I think they do. I don't think they do. I don't think they do because otherwise we would see them go. The cartoons lied to me.
01:07:40
Speaker
I'd be a shocker Dustin if cartoons lied to you. Pretty sure she did not get tongue punched. Just eaten the fuck up. this shark grabs her and pulls her down and then lifts her back up to kind of tease everybody. And yeah, he's just right up in her crotch.
01:07:54
Speaker
And that's when she screams, do not go in there. Woo. This is the part that I need someone knock me out or something. Sharks have a thick, non-muscular piece of cartilage. I'm sorry, what was that?
01:08:07
Speaker
Sharks have a thick, non-muscular piece of cartilage which acts like like as their tongue. Okay, so. So it's not it's not mushy. It's not mushy. It's almost like bone. So he pretty much boned her.
01:08:19
Speaker
um Oh, can't tell if that's good or bad. Mouth boned, dude. Mouth boned. Going to give her the old mouth boning. Calling it that by now, guys. Did you guys have sex last night? No, we just mouth boned.
01:08:37
Speaker
ah So the plan is to reroute...
Trust and Movie References
01:08:41
Speaker
power to drain water with a bilge pump so they can go up one of these escape hatches. Yep. Science. something.
01:08:48
Speaker
who are you going to trust? going to trust me because I'm trustworthy. Oh, I do. I do love that. It was a callback to a conversation they had about the shark getting out. and He's like, I promise you, I lock the cages like I did every other fucking time. who are going to trust? You trust fucking me.
01:09:02
Speaker
I went to Mitt. Not Dr. Twat. yeah Yeah, you fucking mook. Having Michael Rapaport be the one that's like, but I'm fucking trustworthy. I'm like, I've seen your other movies, sir.
01:09:14
Speaker
You can trust me, bro. Look at this face. All right don't look right at it. Damn. I know. I can't only think of Boston now. I can't get New York going in my mouth.
01:09:26
Speaker
He's Boston, isn't he? No, he's New York. He's New York. Oh, forget about it. Cup of coffee. They're looking for batteries for something. And Michael Rapoport is like, well, Jan was a healthy girl. There's something here that runs on
Autocorrect Humor
01:09:40
Speaker
batteries.
01:09:40
Speaker
Where do you girls keep your zzzz? And I tried to tie your electric toothbrush.
01:09:48
Speaker
I tried to type where do girls keep their mmm thing and my phone autocorrected it to where would a girl keep her mommy thing. It still works. And I was like, and okay. Mommy wand.
01:10:00
Speaker
Mommy, yeah. Mommy wand. That's that's that's what I'm calling from now on. Well, if you can't get a good mouth boning, you go home to your mommy wand. thought you said mommy want and I was like, mommy does want.
01:10:16
Speaker
So we have the ah the act two calm right here before the storm of act three. They all are hanging out in a room talking. Feelings. Dr. Bitch is talking about wanting to save this data because without it, everybody's death is useless.
Death and Darwinism Satire
01:10:31
Speaker
All death is useless. um Disagree, sir. All death is necessary. Well, most death is necessary. but Is it? Yes, you can't. Not in this case. In this fucking world. We got people living longer than they should.
01:10:44
Speaker
And now we're all fucking suffering. Whitney is pro-murder. Just so everybody understands what's happening. Whitney is pro-murder. Whitney is pro-murder. When he's over here rooting for the shark, she's like, God damn it, that Tom Jane with his stupid little hand move. I wish he would have gotten eaten.
01:11:01
Speaker
It's not genocide. It's thinning the herd. Exactly. Fucking Thomas Shane. He zigged when he should have zagged. Quit putting signs on everything. Let Darwinism fucking rule. If they're not smart enough to not use a toaster in a bathtub, thin the herd. Well, i I would need to be clean and I need to eat breakfast.
01:11:21
Speaker
Just be safe about it and then get clean. What am I supposed to do with my bathtub butter if I'm not making toast? What is the point of having my coffee maker right next to my turlete?
Cannibal Culinary Speculation
01:11:31
Speaker
Well, I can tell you that. I know how strong your coffee is.
01:11:39
Speaker
It's a jacksitive.
01:11:43
Speaker
So Tom Jane goes off with Skoggs to reroute the power or something. And when he gets down and he's like flipping switches, he gets spooked by Stellan Skarsgård's body. um oh what movie was that where the jaws oh it jaws yeah for the body yeah i love it if i'm thinking correctly aren't these sharks killed in order of jaws movies as well the first one is blown up the second second one is electrocuted and then the third one is uh incinerated
01:12:17
Speaker
yeahm More than blown up. but it But I love this part, dude, because because this Thomas Jane sees this fucking body and he swims up and starts screaming, dude, of all the heinous shit that's going on, this is what got him.
01:12:31
Speaker
Yeah. the micro rap brush that What fuck, dude? they're just going back and forth yelling at each other. We're okay. we're okay How did he hear him screaming, though? It was under fucking water. Well, no, when he popped out of the water, he was still screaming. and he was I like Tom James' screen because it's not like tough guys scream. He's like, ah, ah.
01:12:50
Speaker
A dead body. Oh, no. Oh, like the abyss. dude ah Dude only gets freaked out when a dead body shows up. And then like knocks himself out. jammer. Oh, yeah. yeah Oh, yeah.
01:13:03
Speaker
We have this moment aside with LL Cool J recording this like heartfelt message to his family or whoever finds his legacy.
Omelet Recipe Humor
01:13:11
Speaker
And he's got this big speech about trying to be a good father and trying to be a good. I love the pulpit. I love the bottle and all this stuff. And then he's like, what would I talk about?
01:13:21
Speaker
So here's how you make a good omelet. And he goes straight fucking Gordon Ramsay on everybody and starts going into the instructions of making. Two weeks, not three. Some amateurs like to use milk. They don't know what they're fucking doing.
01:13:34
Speaker
I just like the idea that nobody survives this and someone comes and finds this tape and they're like, oh, so we're to find out what happened. And it's just LL Cool J talk about how to make an omelet. Well, I have less information than I wanted. I'm hungry. Let's make it on evidence right here, sir. so That's the first viral video on YouTube.
01:13:55
Speaker
yeah yeah Shark murder victim teaches you how to death omelet. omelet um Make this death omelet. No, it was just soft. I know. They have eggs inside their body because you can dissect them in science class.
01:14:10
Speaker
I used to have eggs inside of my body, but now they're gone. Weird. Not dissecting that. I had eggs for breakfast, so I have eggs inside my body. That's weird. That's a weird response. Wait minute. Wait minute.
01:14:21
Speaker
are we talking about different eggs? Yeah. Exactly. That's what you spread on your toast, dude. Caviar, if you will. oh that In the bathtub. Oh my god, do you think some cannibals fucking did that?
Cannibal Delicacies
01:14:38
Speaker
I wouldn't doubt it. It's a delicacy, I bet. I know doubt there is a four star cannibal out there that's doing that sort of thing. Like instead of salmon roe, he's like, you guys want some Sally row?
01:14:52
Speaker
I got this freshly jarred Jane Doe. um I've actually made some biscuits and Gary if you're interested. ah I got my hands on some ah beets and onions and some vinegar. I made some pickled Jane eggs.
01:15:05
Speaker
No, I'm not. I think when you're a cannibal, I think you just go in for it. You just eat it. i don't think you're doing any sort of prep. You just eat the brain. yeah I don't know. I think i think they have like refrigerators. oh like Everything's labeled like the different cuts and shit. If they want something fancy that night.
01:15:23
Speaker
so you're posing that these cannibals are meal prepping. Yeah. yeah You have to meal prep. You don't know when you're going to get your next body. This is some Frank butt. Is that like shoulder? like with Is that like a pig? No. It's the shoulder and the butt. No, this is butt. This is shoulder. They are two different things. The butt is going to be a little more fatty. little were You're going to want to smoke that low and slow for a good 18, 20 hours. On Saturday, we're going to have Jack of Lamb.
01:15:48
Speaker
And you're going to want to slow roast that. It's been marinated in alcohol most of its life. It's been gin. It's heavy whiskey and gin vibes. It's aged like 35 years.
Alien Overlord Humor
01:16:02
Speaker
It's basically the the ah like the Kobe beef of humans. Some Wagyu, baby. It's very marbled. It's like veal. You know how they just like hold the body there? They don't let them run around to get clean. I'm just waiting for our alien overlords to come here and look for something tasty and they'll realize I'm a snack. Wear the delicacy.
01:16:23
Speaker
yeah That's why I don't do a lot of physical activity. I'm trying to get any cannibal who eats me to have a real nice cut. you know yeah Oh, yeah. very Render me down. Render me down.
01:16:35
Speaker
um So they do like fix the power and reroute it but um Michael Rappaport is immediately ripped apart by the shark who then smashes Who then smashes the fuck out of this power panel so now everything they did is pointless. Yeah, thanks Michael Rappaport Sorry, my daughter's puppy just came out and my dog just barked at him.
01:16:55
Speaker
Dog fight. Oh, I didn't um understand what she said when she ah or what she meant when she said the dog came out
01:17:03
Speaker
Yeah, our daughter's dog just told everybody he was gay, but we accept him for who he is. Absolutely. You want to bang another dog? Dogs be dogging, man. Dude dog, go ahead. Oh!
01:17:14
Speaker
ah yeah Where's mine at? Mine won't let me pick her up, but Shaggy lets me.
Dogs and Sharks
01:17:20
Speaker
Welcome to Dogcast. ah So Carter, Tom J, narrowly escapes this shark.
01:17:26
Speaker
Aw, you got a little Yorkie. This is ah says Stacy. Stacy. Hi, Stacey. I love dogs with human names.
01:17:39
Speaker
I was like, you won't be able to get candy.
01:17:44
Speaker
Oh my goodness. I wish my salacious B crumb was in fucking reach. Hold that little fucking mug up to the camera.
01:17:55
Speaker
Oh, my daughter's got my dog. um There is this moment where. There go, husband. She looks so unhappy.
01:18:05
Speaker
She's not a lap dog. No. oh
01:18:10
Speaker
See how is she she's like, what are you guys doing? She's a herding dog. Oh, like the sharks. Yeah. Yeah. I'm bringing it back.
01:18:21
Speaker
but But like Carter gets out into the open water and this shark comes right at him and then swerves out of the way at the last second. And my first thought was I was like, well, that's weird. That just seems like a plot device. Like, OK, well, he's he can't die yet.
01:18:36
Speaker
But then I started thinking about them mapping everything out and then what he says later about them trying to sink the station so that they can get over the
Shark Intelligence Realization
01:18:43
Speaker
fence. yeah So this shark is trying to chase him back in so that he'll release more water and get this fucking station down. These sharks are fucking smart. Yeah, they are. I'm telling you, dude, they have a fucking checklist on their board of what they need to get done.
01:18:59
Speaker
Sharks got a bunch of fucking jellyfish instead of red yarn on a cork board. Yeah, I was going to Mama Shark has her Pepe Silverboard, but yeah, jellyfish instead of red yarn. Tom Jane and LL Cool J are together.
01:19:13
Speaker
ah Twat has snuck off on her own to try to save her samples. And she gets attacked by one of these sharks. And so she decides to do the fake out first. Yeah, there's the fake out with like the anatomy shark that she had. and i like to fake out. and you I think they're insinuating that Gen 1 pushed it to her.
01:19:35
Speaker
To like distract her? Yeah. It can turn. Oh, you got a kitty cat on your screen. um I mean, it can turn on an oven. How did they learn how to open fucking doors?
01:19:48
Speaker
but No, but I'm saying when if that one can turn on an oven, it can push a shark. What I'm saying, like the door was shut, like did they use their fucking thumbs like the velociraptors? Hell yeah. Yeah. Well, they have these... ah They finned it right open. Sharks have like the floating jaws in their mouth so their teeth come out.
01:20:04
Speaker
So it just does that. so he because it's got With the bone tongue. So it reaches out its its jaws and just grabs onto the handle of the door. and Yeah. I'm sorry. The cat's face just like peeked on in. oh it was like the cutest horror movie ever.
01:20:20
Speaker
The cutest version of alien. um i saw you pick up that dog.
Stripping Down Solutions
01:20:28
Speaker
Yeah. um But to get away from this shark, she's climbing up and she's like, okay, how the fuck do I get out of here?
01:20:40
Speaker
So she strips down. Get naked. That's how. Yeah. Solves a lot of problems for me. i I was a little sad that I didn't get nipples. She's wearing white. It's supposed to be. They ain't paying her enough for nerps.
01:20:55
Speaker
She ain't getting that nerp money. hit Oh, you're right. It wasn't Gina. so she's still And shes still is wearing she's still wearing her shoes, too. So I knew from there that there was going to be no nips. Yeah, yeah it's always it's always shoes first, nip NERP second. Safety first, guys.
01:21:10
Speaker
no water state Well, and I know she's trying to insulate herself from the ground because she's going to, from the water, because she's going to throw this so power cord in there. But wouldn't the water shoes also be insulated? Yes.
01:21:22
Speaker
but like Extra padding. Yeah, not she's making double sure. yeah Yeah. This is a lot of electricity. She's smart. Remember, she's a doctor. Mm-hmm. went to MIT, not MIT.
01:21:36
Speaker
And this room after she's done is just filled with smoke. And I'm like, i bet you that smells awesome. Oh, roasted shark. i' I'd have a rip. Like you're a fucking Hawaiian luau, just walk by and pull some pig. Yeah, there go. Just have a little bite of shark.
01:21:50
Speaker
I've done that. gotta go to Japan one day. You can get some shark. oh yeah Baby shark. So there's only, well not baby shark, that's fucked up. Mama shark. You never had shark feel?
01:22:02
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They keep them from swimming? exactly There's only one shark left. ah They go, they're trying to get out. Tom Jane and Saffron Bros have kind of a moment and LL Cool J has be You we survive this, I could see myself banging you. Like, I hate to interrupt this moment of burgeoning intimacy, but can we get the fuck out of here? For realsies. Yeah. Because we don't have time.
01:22:27
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You don't have time to make out Make out when we live. This is why white people are always dying. It only takes three minutes, man. Let them have them three minutes. Yeah. promise I won't cuddle. All right. Minute and a half.
01:22:38
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yeah I got
Colorful Distractions
01:22:40
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that. The four centimeters. Just a tip, dude. Just just we got it. We got to go. You can. LL Cool J, you can watch.
01:22:51
Speaker
Yeah, you cant I actually prefer if you watch. There was something i never actually looked this up. Superman cape. I think that he had admitted to having a fucking ah pornography addiction. Like, he just kind of quit having sex with ladies. Very Bokeem Woodbine and big hit.
01:23:09
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That sex machine ain't broke. Yeah, big hit. Sex machine ain't broke. ah But they rig up these like fire extinguisher flares basically to distract the shark. Cause Tom Jane's, I just liked that Tom Jane is like, they're attracted to bright colors and thrashing movement. I'm like, these are genius sharks.
01:23:29
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Yeah. yeah like But it does fall for it. It does fall for make job ah Time magazine in the water. It'll distract him for at least a couple of minutes while they're trying to turn the page.
01:23:41
Speaker
Do you have any do any Sudoku puzzles in on you? Drop your keys. Jingle, jingle, jingle. All right, put on season one of Tiger King. It's perfect.
01:23:53
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Best show I've ever seen.
01:23:57
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so they make a mad dash for the surface. ah Preacher does have a a little preach session right before they go. And he gets the Sam. If Sam Jackson had live, he gets his line. yeah He's like, have one bit bad motherfucker.
01:24:15
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i love a good curse and a prayer Yeah. and Dear God, protect us from these motherfuckers that we must dispatch with extreme prejudice. May God have mercy on their rotten fucking souls.
01:24:28
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he So
Breath-Catching Debate
01:24:31
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they take off. they They get to the surface, but they linger. I'm like, just go go immediately to shore. They all stop and look at each other like, whew, we made it. They needed to catch their breath. I get it. That shark is still down there.
01:24:44
Speaker
Catch your breath when you're on dryish land. Yeah. but Solid. Solid land. Yeah. But the shark grabs Preach, starts dragging him around. And in the original ending, this is where he dies.
01:24:57
Speaker
Makes sense. But they added this in, which I like, is him just stabbing this thing in the eye repeatedly with a cross. Hell yeah, brother. Pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. Hits him with the fucking Larry. moerde bitch Yeah, no shit. because They always tell you like you always hear like punch a shark in the nose if you're being attacked and that's supposed to help. But I don't think it would help with these sharks.
01:25:18
Speaker
So he's like, let me just take this whole eyeball. in You know, and and I never understood that, dude. Like how fucking hard do you hit underwater? Not hard. And if you exactly and you think that i you think I can match the fucking underwater reflexes of a shark coming at me, like basically it's going be me just shoving my fist down its throat further so when it bites me, more of my arm gets chewed off. well Thanks. When they open their mouths, their eyeballs have the lid that closes them so they don't get penetrated.
Survival Skepticism
01:25:45
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so they're blind when they bite. That's why they usually just like. Sure. Then they're not going to see all the shit that I just made from my butt because they're swimming right at me.
01:25:56
Speaker
I'm going to show myself. Someone doesn't know it has a cigarette in its mouth after. I'm going to swim with sharks, guys. Was it as good for you as it was for me? No, I'm dead. And you're smoking my cigarettes underwater somehow. He's holding your arm. I'll hold the cigarette. Like one of those French things. Whitney and I just had a solid two days of eye gouging with this movie.
01:26:17
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Oh, yeah. yeah watched We watched both of the 28 Days Later previous movies to go see the new one. There's eye gouging in both of those undefeatable. LL Cool J gouges the shark's eye undefeatable. That guy's just ripping out people's eyes all. Oh, yeah. And then part of my ah Nick Cage marathon, we watched a movie Dying, Dying of the Light, which is not good.
01:26:38
Speaker
But he fucking rips a dude's or he just jams his finger into a dude's eyeball. He's just like to murder him. Ow. It's been an eye-gouging kind of week. has been an eye-gouging week, guys, and it's only Wednesday. You guys went and seen 28 years later? Yeah.
01:26:52
Speaker
you guys mightn't seen twenty eight years later yeah And then that alpha dong gouged y'all's eyes out. Dude, seriously, that thing was huge. Now I got to go see it. so It's funny like Boogie Night size. bo It's funny, we were watching, when we started 28 Days Later, it starts with Killian Murphy's dick out.
Star-Making Exposures
01:27:13
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Yeah, uncircumcised. And I was like, I commented to Whitney, I was like, so if Danny Boyle puts you in a movie and makes you take out your dick, you're going to be a big star because Ewan McGregor takes out his dick in Trainspotting as well.
01:27:24
Speaker
no But then we got to this one and all of these infected people are running around with their things are just flopping on this whole movie, especially the alpha guy. Because it's 28 years later. But were so we're about to have a whole bunch of big stars coming soon.
01:27:38
Speaker
Episode of righteous gemstones. So much dick. Oh, man, there are there are al many there as many dicks in one scene of 28 years later as there are in the entire series of righteous gems. That's a lot of dicks.
01:27:50
Speaker
Well, remember there was that one time in that one season where in the mall where he has everybody stripped down and everybody has to walk through the mall with a little floppy flop. Still more dicks. Still more dicks is what he's saying. Yes. Hi, still more dicks here. 28 dicks later. Exactly 28 tongs later, dude. I love that we're talking about dicks in our
Alpha Male Anatomy
01:28:13
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daughter's brain.
01:28:13
Speaker
28 inches later. yeah twenty When you see this movie, you'll you'll realize that that joke works. he put ah He puts Kid Cudi to shame, dude. yeah You know that you know that that famous picture of that that porn star guy that became a meme where his shit's just hanging down, touching the ground?
01:28:35
Speaker
That's this alpha dude. his This guy is like seven and a half feet tall and it reaches his knee. That's a long knee. It could steer a boat.
01:28:45
Speaker
It's shifting gears. That's a fucking Tommy Lee reference. I love it. but Well, speaking of giant things, these guys have to get away from this shark.
01:28:56
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So Tom Jane saves LL Cool J, pulls him up into the facility or what's left of it. And this when he realizes, like, they've been hurting us. They're using us to flood the facility because they think about freedom.
01:29:10
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They think about the deep blue sea. That's the riddle. That's what an 800... Hey, 800 shark thinks about the deep blue sea. Boom. I said it.
01:29:22
Speaker
It's not funny, but... but um What the fuck? Randy Harlan paid me to say that. Rodney Dangerfield said it, so it's funny. That's
01:29:31
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um So yeah, they realized we have to kill her because she's going to escape. Well, my wife says she wants to be eaten more. i don't think that's what she meant. Do you think her babies would be insanely genius?
01:29:43
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Even even if she bangs it out with a normal shark, they'd at least be equivalent to Gen 1. Okay. They take us back. I think she is Gen 2. That leads to a question real quick before I know we're about to dismount.
01:29:58
Speaker
How many of these are there? Movies or sharks? How many? Movies. Movies. third Three? same Same for both answers. Three. let Let me tell you about the third one real quick. They sink and they sink an island in the third one.
01:30:12
Speaker
What? They sink a whole ass island in the third one. I've never seen either of the sequels, but I've heard the third one is pretty batshit. I bet I'll enjoy the third one more than this one.
01:30:24
Speaker
Jack, we're coming over and watching. I'm going to put some pants on. Me too. It's funny because I was looking up pictures to use for posts for this movie and all that kept coming up was pictures from Deep Blue Sea 3 because it's the most recent one. I was like, no, I don't need these pictures. No, it's not what I want.
01:30:43
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These don't look like they were from 1999.
01:30:47
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ah So he makes this improvised dynamite spear launcher, which is a cool a cool idea. yeah Yeah, you got to get two sticks of dynamite into one. I don't think the science works, but i'm I'm in with it. It's fine. I don't need the science to work. Basically, he put gunpowder in a harpoon. You stick the harpoon to a shark.
01:31:05
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yeah The cable runs to a car battery igniting it. Shark goes boom. That's the science I need.
Improvised Weapon Discussion
01:31:11
Speaker
Never mind the fact that the person put touching it to the car battery isn't wearing gloves and is soaking wet. But it's fine.
01:31:19
Speaker
That's okay. He prayed to God. yeah God protect me from this punk ass bitch electricity. Dear God in heaven, bless this cocaine I'm about to do so I can hook up this ah car battery.
01:31:32
Speaker
there we go So ah Dr. Twat decides they need bait to get the shark over to closer to them. So she cuts her hand, dives in the water. Tom Jane goes to save her, but she gets munched up by the shark. And again, because this was a ah reshot ending, um,
01:31:50
Speaker
they They made sure that you knew that she is dead. This shark tears her into a thousand different little pieces. her fault There's no Darth Maul here. dude No, no. All that's left is her legs. she The shark swallows the top half.
01:32:03
Speaker
I had thighs yesterday for dinner. um I'm good. Just wanted some human wings. But I like the fake out in this because they make it they're like, yeah, she's going to get out and she pulls on the fucking ladder and it just pulls and it just falls out. I dig the shit out of that.
01:32:17
Speaker
And this personally, this is the only part of the CG that I'm not a huge fan of because it does look pretty bad of her like treading water. yeah it is also the most rushed part and the interview with the set director guy that that we watched he mentioned and he's not 100% sure but he said he had heard the story that she didn't know that she actually died yeah like they had shot something different um um and then they went back and changed it so that's why her in
Actress's Surprise
01:32:47
Speaker
water is CG like her at the top of the water is CG and then when she gets pulled down and everything she wasn't there so she she got to find out when she watched the movie that's fucking great
01:32:57
Speaker
She's like, wait a fucking second. that' She looks at her hand. There's no scar there. I don't remember doing that shit. Have you ever ever heard of the Thin Red Line? Jim Caviezel war movie?
01:33:08
Speaker
Yeah. There is some bonkers shit going on behind the scenes there where everybody involved thought it was their movie. Like there's a bunch of big names in it that you, when you watch, you're like, they have like two lines. Why is, why is Adrian Brody in this movie?
01:33:21
Speaker
Because he thought he was the star as did somebody else that was in it. Like they just, when they got to the theater, they're like, the fuck am I doing here? Like, but this is not the movie I filmed. We'll have to do that one day.
01:33:32
Speaker
God, that's so expensive too. To pay everybody that shit and then just kill them all. Yeah. Well, you know, hashtag release the Terrence Malick cut. It's the seven hour cut with all of the lines from every person
Shark Explosion Climax
01:33:44
Speaker
restored. I got the time, man.
01:33:49
Speaker
um But yeah, so she's ripped apart. LL Cool J shoots the shark with the spear gun, but it goes through the fin and into Tom Jane's leg. And he's like, it doesn't matter, dude. Blow this fucking shark up before it gets out to the open sea.
01:34:05
Speaker
ah break But luckily, as it breaks through the fence, it catches Carter there and rips the spear out of the side of his thigh, which yeah that hurts. But I guess it's a little better than being exploded. Also, I can make up at the end when you actually see it.
01:34:18
Speaker
Yeah, it looks pretty good. though The gouged out part of his leg. Yeah. Oh, yeah. he breaks through the fence and it's a fucking big bada boom. I love that the water flying up in the air is just filled with blood.
01:34:31
Speaker
Just chum, dude. Fountains of chum. He's got a chum. I'm chumming. Whitney had a good point. She's like, you he better hurry up and get out water because this is bringing more sharks. Yeah.
01:34:44
Speaker
yeah No, they smell another shark. They're like, whoa, I ain't going over there. They're killing sharks over that neighborhood. it Smells like dead shark. We got to swim away from the smell of dead shark. They up their shit real quick. This neighborhood has gone to shit, dude.
01:34:56
Speaker
The sharks in this area are all hipsters. They're like, I'm not going to go eat that GMO shark. Right? We're organic. I my bike over there. can't ride my bike over there. that That shark doesn't smoke cigarettes, just exclusively cloves.
01:35:15
Speaker
IPAs all around, baby. Speaking my language, boy.
Humorous Survival
01:35:20
Speaker
i like at the very end, though, Tom Jane's sitting there with his legs in the water. And LL Cool J's like, you sure there's no more sharks? And he's like, yeah, there was only three.
01:35:29
Speaker
And then he pulls his legs out of the water. That's what I thought. That's what I fucking thought. And then here comes the next shift. And the movie just ends. And I like it Because we got the little wrap-up joke line, but we don't have a whole...
01:35:44
Speaker
thing There's no six months later tribunal. We don't need it. and and Everybody died except for the pretty much the two people that shouldn't have died. Correct. ah Six months later, then there's a baby shark that busts out of this lady's stomach.
01:35:57
Speaker
ah Is that how the sequel starts? Or is that the fly? How pissed off would you be? You having a full time nine to five job guaranteed gig that you love to come back to it and it's underwater.
01:36:14
Speaker
Yeah. like Also, not to mention, I don't have any personal belongings stuck there. Yeah. Fuck my shit. Right. You know, like yeah it's under 32 tons of water. Thirty two hundred tons of water. It's under an ocean.
01:36:27
Speaker
I took the only known photo of my mother down here with me. Well, I guess that's gone now. Dude, right before we ah left for our week off, I won the lottery and I have the ticket down there. I just didn't want to cash it in this weekend. I'm going to do it on Monday.
01:36:41
Speaker
and I left my fucking wallet. Where's that? There goes your weed stash, dude.
01:36:49
Speaker
Your porn is fine, though. LL Cool J found that, and he absconded with it. You're not getting back, but it's okay. It's floating top of the water. I know if you know this. Playboys actually are pretty survivable in water. yeah They're terrible. They float. yeah Yeah, they're made to deflect moisture. No reason. No reason. If you spray little Windex on that thing, it's fine.
01:37:10
Speaker
And that's the end of the movie. It's like a shot like shark like a shark bin. Deepest, bluest. We get that fucking LL Cool J song, which like the the chorus is what always stuck with me, but I left it on, and the subtitles were on, so i was reading the lyrics, and I was like, and this is some like...
01:37:30
Speaker
Fucking horror horror core like Esham style shit that LL Cool J is spitting here. made it in the shower the day before. I had to, but it fucking rules, dude. it's like song The song is like, I'm half man, half shark. I'll fucking eat your soul. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? I don't think I watched the same movie as your song did.
01:37:52
Speaker
So ah we go around the horn guess for recommendations here. So Dustin, do you recommend this movie to the people? Always. I will always recommend this fucking movie, dude. and it's It's a good... Because there's not there's not enough there's not nudity in it. i mean, unless you're watching the 4K.
01:38:08
Speaker
um The language is very tame. This is a very good like gateway. Gateway monster movie for kids. you know like and That's what I think about it. is it has It has enough horror element to it. Of course, there's a lot of sharks eating people. But I feel like it's one of the safer titles. I don't have kids, so I wouldn't know. But it's like...
01:38:28
Speaker
I feel like this is a very safe movie once they get to a particular age. Yeah, I mean, depending on what kind of parent you are, because there's some that wouldn't do it. I mean, we took Zoda the exorcist.
01:38:39
Speaker
There is, you know, LL Cool J says motherfucker and that fucking parent tells him to eat his ass. But like,
01:38:49
Speaker
I would let Zoe watch this if she was interested. so do Do you say that on a daily basis though? That's the thing. Our daughter lives with us, so she's heard. race Sure. exactly my favorite word is cunt.
01:39:06
Speaker
It's up there. man But I mean, talking about that, like my first horror movie was Nightbreed. So it's like, oh thinking about shit like that, like Chris's Mary came to that. Yeah. Mine was The Exorcist. when i My sister had me watch it when I was five.
01:39:21
Speaker
o um me Mine was Mac and Me. oh hey got Are you getting it? You know those big box set things that I get from Vinegar Syndrome that have the flip open box and the books and all that stuff?
01:39:38
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Yeah, the one they announced this month is Mac and Me.
01:39:42
Speaker
Mac and Me. How much is it? Well, I'm a subscriber, so i think I got it for like $25, but it's a lot for normal people. You did get it? Yeah, I ordered it. It hasn't come yet, but it's in the mail right now. Neither have I'm just now hearing this.
01:39:58
Speaker
I don't tell her when I order stuff. I just let her be surprised when it shows up 4k has the uh the international ending in it where the little kid gets mowed down fuck yeah oh nice but it's not in the movie it's a it's a it's an extra feature and it's not uh restored but regardless i don't care no no that's just to see it man i want to get it so bad but yes i would recommend this movie and that's after doing it twice in one month you still recommend yes He also talked about it on ah Steve's show, Bucket of Chum, last year. so Three and one year is not bad. ah
01:40:38
Speaker
That's how many sharks? That's how many movies? Nice. I had fun watching this. It was just me and husband. i think we were sober also.
Nostalgic Recommendations
01:40:48
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, because we watched it yesterday morning.
01:40:50
Speaker
um No, I had a lot of fun. I remember enjoying it back then. Totally had a crush on LL back then as well. We both have the same chicken pox car in the same spot. ah So we're twin flames.
01:41:03
Speaker
No, I think it's a lot of fun. the The CG back then, like that's it's better than half the shit I've seen today. ah But full recommend for me. I liked it.
01:41:16
Speaker
and The surprise of the episode, Jack? I mean, I had fun talking with you guys about it, so maybe with some caveats, but no, I would i probably like to go the rest of my life without ever seeing this again. it's it's It's fine at best. you know There's a good plot here, but i just when the sharks are chomping, I'm not loving.
01:41:36
Speaker
ah so it's the second It turns out I don't like shark movies because it's the second best shark movie ever, and I only like one. Jaws. Well, turns out I'm going to recommend it because I have this sweet fucking 4K box set. The NURBS edition. I've even got this book full of essays to read about Deep Blue Sea.
01:41:56
Speaker
ah ah It's like you don't even like yourself. Well, it was better to me. I do have a show where the idea is to watch bad movies. It's true, but they don't you don't have a fucking podcast about reading about bad movies.
01:42:13
Speaker
That's just what I do in my free time. See? ah So, Dustin, do you have ah some shows that you want plug for the people? Sure. Yeah. So over on B Action, we are in the month of action with you guys. we when When does this drop?
01:42:30
Speaker
This will come out on Monday, the 21st or whatever it is. So we'll have just put out our episode of Call the Conqueror starring Kevin Sorbo.
01:42:41
Speaker
um He's a shitbag now, but that movie is a ton of fun. Tia Carrera is in it. And if she were a president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln.
01:42:53
Speaker
Yes. God damn it, dude. If she was president now, she'd be Donald Rump. There you go, dude. She's a redhead with green eyes. Mm-hmm.
01:43:04
Speaker
Golly. um Over on the Barons, we have Army of Darkness coming out for our month of action pick over there. ah very nice going off ah Going off of our chat, there's going to be one person who particularly wasn't a fan of it. And then she I can just tell her she's wrong.
01:43:21
Speaker
And that'd be that. i pitch Pitch them this theory. When he cuts off his hand, it leaves the movie and joins the Addams Family universe. There you go. You ain't wrong. yeah That is it.
01:43:34
Speaker
That's it. Yeah. And then on the Flicks and Friends, we are taking the month of July off, but we do have a a month of action episode coming out, and it's called a movie called The Boy and the Beast.
01:43:46
Speaker
It's a not Miyazaki animated movie, but it is in the same realm as Miyazaki and Ghibli. Okay. um um doing Do I like anime? Absolutely not.
01:43:57
Speaker
But Paul, like my co-host is a fucking weeb. So ah any chance he gets to watch an animated movie, he will do it. And that's what I did to rope him in.
01:44:08
Speaker
was like, because it's our month off. I'm like, yeah, you can pick the movie. fuck and Fuck me. And I just joined you guys for an episode. We talked about Double Impact. When does that one come out? He's wearing silk underwear.
01:44:22
Speaker
Oh, silk black underwear, son of a bitch bison. ah That comes out the following Saturday. Not the Saturday this drops, the Saturday after. And with that episode, we did a giveaway for this bad boy right here.
01:44:38
Speaker
Ooh. It's a custom steel frontier. If you want to talk about a fucking cowboy, Joe Laura holds his six shooter open and drops a bullet in it.
01:44:50
Speaker
It's the dude in the forehead before that dude even pulls his gun. That's baller. Banger. That's baller. I'm putting that steel frontier. It's on two beats. We're also doing a ah raffle.
01:45:01
Speaker
Yeah, we're doing a giveaway, too. But real quick, I want to mention that the that VHS was made by somebody else who's part of our month of action. Brain Buster Video, right? They're there on the the the logo for the people who are watching. They're they're there. It looks like the Blockbuster logo.
01:45:18
Speaker
Yep. Zach from Brain Buster Video does custom art pieces. Yeah. That's pretty dope. Hell yeah. The movie's totally not on here.
01:45:33
Speaker
Blink, blink. But it knows I've been i've been buddies with Zach for a very long time. He actually came on our show in like the first season and did The Carpenter with us. Oh, I love that movie. Fucking Wings Houser, baby. Of course. It's right there. He's going for it. Yeah.
01:45:50
Speaker
I can't wait to watch that version. I've been watching the tape version I have for so long, dude. Oh my God. I remember watching that. Yes. That's rare. Horny Wingshauser.
01:46:01
Speaker
Horny Wingshauser building a house. You could just say Wingshauser. But yeah, Zach is the fucking man. And that that you were there. Derek was there for the giveaway.
01:46:13
Speaker
So he knows you he knows the secret of who won. Yes. The riddle. I do. and but As I mentioned, we are also doing a giveaway. It's not as cool because it's not physical, but it is pretty awesome. I have a 4K digital download of The Running Man that we are giving away.
01:46:31
Speaker
So if you are listening on Spotify, you can comment on the episode or on YouTube. Or ah if you're listening anywhere else, go to our social media, comment there. Let me know that you want to enter the giveaway. Or you can send us an email at badmoviesworstpeople at gmail.com.
01:46:47
Speaker
And at the beginning of next month, right after we wrap up the month of action, we'll be giving away the running man on 4k digital download. Um, because it's actiony.
01:46:59
Speaker
Yeah. It's got great one-liners and zingers. And, uh, next week we will have another guest on the show. We'll be talking about Howard, the duck, I didn't the graphic.
01:47:09
Speaker
But we are talking about Howard the Duck with our friend Tyler from Swigfoot, who who has never seen it. So it'll be first time. think we'll be getting together for that one. I hope so. Yeah, that'll that'll be in person, I'm sure. That's going to need some caveats.
01:47:26
Speaker
By the time we record, we will be very drunk.
01:47:30
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01:47:43
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01:48:04
Speaker
And this month's mental health episode is another Renny Harlan flick. whoop The long kiss. Good night. Ow. Gina Davis full. Definitely Reddy Harlan's best movie. Yeah.
01:48:17
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I don't think there's, I mean, some people might argue, but I think it's the best. No, it's the best. And then at the $5 tier, you get ad-free episodes. You could be listening to this episode ad-free.
01:48:28
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And you also get our Latchkey Vids sideshow. Latchkey Vids. Which I'm wearing shirt of. And right now we are still in the midst of Cop Rock. And we will be talking about episode seven, Cop-Aphiliac.com.
01:48:43
Speaker
So that's a fun one. why yeah Yeah, you heard it. Yeah. All all right. This is a show that I cannot recommend enough to people. yeah I pitched the show to them while I was on the action and they were pretty quickly disinterested when I said musical. Let's be careful out there. Charlie does not do musical. It's just wild ma because Charlie hates musicals, but he likes Team America.
01:49:07
Speaker
he like normally hate musicals. Yeah, Jack is an anti-musical person. Even though he sings Jack is anti-musical, but two of his favorite movies are Miami Connection and Voyage of the Rock Aliens, and he loves cop rock.
01:49:23
Speaker
But that I think that's the extent of his musical love. It's about it. We did get a patron person because of cop rock. Yeah. think Was it Cody? Yeah. And he even volunteered more than amount for the tier.
01:49:39
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. that's So it's a good show, guys. So go check it out. It's Cody approved. but Thank you, Cody. i We have no idea who Cody is and we love him.
01:49:51
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And of course, I have to thank... We aren't using the Evasion music at the beginning of the episodes right now, but I have to thank Evasion because they provide our opening and closing music and they're great guys. They did that for free.
01:50:03
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Right now, our opening video... And part of our closing video are the month of action, which are voiced by Mickey himself from the action. Oh, it's a great. Oh, sorry. It's not Mickey. It's not Mickey. It's John Mortis. I apologize. Oh, oh please. John Mortis.
01:50:20
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He's got a great voice, dude. Absolutely. Milky, he has, it's the silky chocolate voice, dude. I love it. Yes. He's our silver fox over there. When we were recording together, you could see the audio levels on the screen. Yeah. And his were always very low, but you could hear every word he was saying because it's that booming, resonating.
01:50:43
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Thank you guys for tuning in. We'll see you next week with Howard the Duck. I've been Derek. I'm Whitney. I'm Jack. I'm Dustin. My hat is like a shark fin. Deepest, bluest.
01:50:56
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That was one hell of an action sequence, soldier. I haven't seen shooting like that since the Battle of New Hope.
01:51:07
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The month of action couldn't have done it without you. Mission accomplished.
01:51:48
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great I got two of you now. Is there like some look at a rock rock? Half of the cover is fucking Bolo Young, dude. I do love that. You mean like this?
01:52:03
Speaker
Good God. Oh, I've seen that one too. Do you want Whitney and to leave the room so you guys can have a moment to