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Show Me 'Dem Tootsies!
11 Plays18 days ago
Today we discuss far jars and food pics if you're into that sort of thing!
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Transcript
Introduction Mishap
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Speaker
Hello, friends, family, and everybody listening in ah Welcome to TOQ. ah I had like a whole thing prepared and my mind immediately went blank.
Technical Check-In
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Speaker
I'm Danny and this is my friend Adam. How you doing, Adam? I'm good. I coming in loud and clear enough? Yeah, sound good. Cool.
Recalling a Previous Meeting
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Speaker
ah So remember, before we get started, do you remember last time when like I was late and you were like, oh, you know, you were so late, Dad, and all this other stuff.
00:00:37
Speaker
Was that last time? Well, no, it wasn't last time. It was like three times ago. But you know what I mean. want me to remember that long ago? Yeah. No. Yeah, I do. don't remember that. Okay. Well, I was late.
00:00:48
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you You actually said you thought I had given up on you or like didn't want to hang out.
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um So I just, you know, I want to just give in for everybody listening.
Recording Delay Explanation
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um I was told in a voice message that, you know, three or four o'clock we'd be doing this.
00:01:09
Speaker
It's now 5.50. That's true, it is. And Adam, my dear friend Adam, who I love very much, finally answered me at 5.26.
00:01:22
Speaker
five twenty six And to give i was going to give up
00:01:30
Speaker
But here we are. i was sleeping. That's OK. I don't mind. I'm just glad you got to me in time because I was going to put my phone on silent and then just go take my nap myself.
00:01:40
Speaker
I mean, you still can if you want. I've been like.
Sleep Deprivation Date Story
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Speaker
ah i had ah let's just you know, I don't want to go too far into this, but the other a few days ago, my world got set off onto several days of catching up from sleep deprivation, and it started when I went out on a date, ah like a third date with a girl who wanted to, we went out to dinner at this Indian restaurant that I really like.
00:02:09
Speaker
And she also doesn't drive. so well she doesn't have a car. So I had to go pick her up. And so we were out and about and we got out late. She got out of work late. And so everything, since the pandemic, a lot of shit closed at like seven or eight o'clock. The restaurant was open till 10, but everything else that we could do was closed. And so i was like, I'm going to take you home. And she says,
00:02:29
Speaker
She's a big pet person. So she says, well, you know, can I go can I go meet your roommate's pets? And i was like, sure. Yeah, it's not far from where we're at. So, OK. So the intention was to bring her back to my place, introduce her to my roommate, let her pet the cat, the dogs, whatever, or that the dog and the cats.
00:02:46
Speaker
And then i would take her back around like 10 something. Then we got kind of existential. and we were talking a bunch. And so we just kind of kept talking for a while. My roommate went to bed. We went upstairs and she was just hanging out. I was sitting on my computer chair respectfully. She was hanging out of my bed.
00:02:59
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um And then before I knew it, she was like, dude, I'm really tired. Can I just sleep here? And so she she was going to. But then at some point she caught second wind, anxiety sprung and she just couldn't sleep. So she was thrashing about a lot in the my bed and kept talking to me because she was like anxious.
00:03:16
Speaker
And so I didn't. and And again, I'm not mad at her. Like I you know just she has a lot of like, you know, things going on. And so did I. But the fact of the matter is I started to go to work the next day and I had like a long road trip, about an hour and 40 minutes.
00:03:27
Speaker
I had to do later in the afternoon at work and then do that same trip coming home. And we were both just like incredibly sleep deprived. And that day especially it was really hard ah because I like driving in a car all by myself for an hour 40 while I had like an hour of sleep was fucking difficult. Oh, it's brutal, isn't it?
Coping with Tiredness
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Speaker
Oh, man. I swerved a couple of times. i was like, yeah, man i I had to like really time out my blinking. So I didn't when when I worked um security.
00:03:55
Speaker
I used to get calls all the time to cover other people's shifts. Oh, man. And one time I had to pull like a triple. And on my way home after that, I was literally slapping myself to stay away. Me too.
00:04:07
Speaker
That's what happened to me. I was like hitting myself in the neck and behind the ears. Yeah, it was. ah By the time I got home, my cheeks were all red and they stung like a bitch. And then I had these people, like I had to go to this agency out and – out in a county farther out. i had to go train them. Then I had another meeting after that, and it ran long. And so I was out there until like five-ish, and then I left around. I'd get home until like 6.30.
00:04:34
Speaker
And um ah when I left the second meeting up there, the lady who I'd met with, she was a real sweetheart. I met her at one of the colleges, and she was like,
00:04:46
Speaker
As I was getting up and walking out the door, she goes, Hey, and I hope you get some rest. And I was like, is it that obvious? And she's like, yeah, you look like. No. Oh no. And it was very sweet. And she's like, I hope you get some rest. Okay. Be careful. And I was like, oh shit. Okay.
00:04:59
Speaker
Oh my God. But yeah. And so I feel like I've been like slowly catching up. Cause it's been like a lot of movement, a lot of different things going on the past few days. Even last night I was up really, really late and like, uh,
00:05:12
Speaker
got home late, went to bed late, woke up early for some fucking reason because my body's like, that's good enough. And it just like hit me after I finished recording role players today that was like, oh, fuck.
00:05:24
Speaker
Well, I'm really glad that you were able to like, you know, spend some time with me today. and the yes, I'm very sorry. that as i' I was just telling a person I was hanging out with last night for birthday week that like,
00:05:38
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was like, you know, i'm very cognizant of people's time. I don't like to let people hang in and stuff. So like, I hate when shit like this happens to me. So i'm very, ah very sorry that like, oh, it's fine. I've definitely done it to you more than once.
00:05:49
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I like what happened was like, i I turned my computer chair to face my bed and like, I leaned forward. and just rested my head on my bed for a minute.
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And then I don't remember how I ended up the rest of me on the bed. at some
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point after we- that's the best kind of sleep. Yeah, after we popped off the podcast, i was like, all right, I'm just going to do this real quick. And i was just trying to be funny and laying my head there and the rest of my body was cricked all funny.
00:06:17
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And then I don't remember when, but at some point I must've done a ninja roll with a blanket because I was wrapped up like a tortilla on my bed until like 10 minutes ago. And I was like, what the, when did this happen? I don't even remember going to sleep.
Ohio Trip Planning
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And have to get up early tomorrow because me and some people are going out to Ohio for a trip to this place called Otherworlds. And that's a three and a half hour drive. And I was like, I need to make sure that I'm OK today because this person wanted to come with me. So she's coming back over tonight.
00:06:44
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And I'm like, I told her, i was like, that's fine if you want to come. But you have to take something to help you go to sleep because I can't take a three hour car ride tomorrow. Tired.
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Speaker
So and you're sure you got time for this?
Adam's Birthday Plans
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You got some time to- Yes, I'm awake now. I napped. I feel much better. ah Yeah, I just wanted to let you know that it was a whole saga, and it wasn't that it was bad. It was just that there was a few mistakes made along the way.
00:07:08
Speaker
No, no, I mean, it happens, and it's good stuff. It sounds like you and this girl get along pretty well. Yeah. And just like and just like, you know, getting people calling and checking in and making plans like I went to the i went to go see Superman with a friend the other day.
00:07:21
Speaker
It's just been nice. But like I just and there was something I supposed to be doing tonight as well. But I canceled that so I could spend some more time with you because I was like, that's I'm going to be driving so much farther to go do that. And then I still to go pick up that girl later and bring her back here.
00:07:34
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I was like, I'd rather have a chill evening and just talk to Danny while I wait for all the rest of that day. Oh, my dude. So i was just like, I'm just going to go hang with Danny. Yeah, they they are doing like yeah so it's fine. They're playing this D&D modified game and they have plenty of people. Oh, gross nerds.
00:07:51
Speaker
There's like nine of them. And I said, I just I just got to roll this one out. Like and they were very cool and apologetic and and very sweet about it. So all that a eight minutes into the show. um That's what happened. And ah please forgive me. And I'm sorry. yeah I there's nothing to forgive. Like I said, I've definitely done it to you on more than one occasion.
00:08:11
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um Yeah, I totally understand being tired. Yeah. And now it and yeah. So after having all that said, being two sleepy boys, let's get into it, shall
Podcast Topic Choice for Birthday
00:08:21
Speaker
we? What does Adam feel like doing? Because like Adam casually dropped right there without any fanfare.
00:08:30
Speaker
It is his birthday week. yeah When is the official day? Wednesday? If I post this without any other time to fluff it out, this will likely come out on my birthday.
00:08:45
Speaker
um Okay. Okay. Well, I'm going to say happy birthday now because you know me and um I might forget on a Wednesday. Okay. um Our friend Adrian, his birthday is like right on yours, isn't it?
00:08:57
Speaker
His birthday is the 24th, which would be the day after mine. Okay, good to know. So you're Wednesday, he's Thursday. Got it. Happy birthday, Adrian! Happy birthday! And happy birthday to you, Adam.
00:09:10
Speaker
Thanks, buddy. Now, as your birthday present, yeah would you like a question that is silly and funny? Or would you like to genuinely be like helpful and and you know help somebody with an issue?
00:09:23
Speaker
It's to you, my friend. It's your birthday.
00:09:29
Speaker
No, I'd honestly like to do. What's that? I would like to like.
00:09:35
Speaker
Just do a quick and in maybe a quick and funny one and then. Just kind of just kind of see what happens from there, because, you know, I'm i'm feeling I'm still in the process of waking up and I need something that's very interesting and exciting to kind of keep me at that level.
00:09:53
Speaker
got you. My body feels fine, but my my brain is still. um recovering. So I think that would be easier. And frankly, um having some back and forth that I think just, just what the doctor ordered for my, for my brain.
00:10:08
Speaker
Understood.
Transporting a Fart Discussion
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Speaker
All right. Well, that being said, then how do you feel about farts? um It depends. Some of them are nice. Some of them aren't too much. So impossible son 9604 wants to know on the no stupid question subreddit.
00:10:26
Speaker
Oh, love that one. Oh yeah. If I were to fart, a real stinky fart in one room, take a huge whiff through my nose, go into another room, and then exhale that fart through my nose into my partner's nose, would they smell it since it wouldn't have my mouth breath in it?
00:10:47
Speaker
No, they wouldn't. Why not? Why you then go smell it? Because the moment you start to breathe something in through your nose, now your mouth actually, it might have kept longer, but through your nose, your nose starts to filter stuff almost immediately once it comes through, right?
00:11:06
Speaker
That's why you have mucus. That's why you have hair, because it catches a lot of like different impurities, particles, smells, things like that. So your body can have the closest um amount of good air to breathe.
00:11:19
Speaker
So it would not come out the same way that you put it in. And the fact that you're breathing it back out your nose to have it go back through the mucus and the hair in your nose, it would not be the same as it went in after it goes in and comes back out one time.
00:11:35
Speaker
That's my thought. I don't, at least that's what I understand of how filtration works. um Also they're, they're worried about, you know, having mouth breath in, in the fart mixed in with it. So they use their nose, but like,
00:11:49
Speaker
your sinuses, like the nose, it it leads right to the back of your throat, right by your mouth. It's true. So I honestly, I don't, I'm not convinced it wouldn't have any mouth breath in it.
00:12:01
Speaker
So i agree. I'm sorry, impossible son, but I don't think your plan would work, but let's, let's help them out here, Adam. What would be a good way to transport a fart so that They could do it. And I i actually know this one.
00:12:18
Speaker
I know how to do this. Well, you can jar a fart. Yeah, you just jar it up. Online Twitch influencers do it all the time and sell it for a lot of money. Wait, really?
00:12:30
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Yeah. How famous are we? um Not enough, sadly. um like Oh, I forget her name. I watched her one time suck on a microphone for 15 seconds because I was like, what am watching?
00:12:44
Speaker
And then Twitch just kept constantly recommending me to her. She's a really famous, red-headed, like, very well-endowed lady. Was she the one with the bathwater? Yeah, she sold her bathwater. I forget her name. And I'm not shaming her. I'm just saying... I'm shaming her audience. All I know is that one of the, like, famous girls had the bathwater thing. think her name right now. like Amour Fuck.
00:13:11
Speaker
I can't remember. But yeah, she... Yeah. You know, so she sold bathwater. I think I think that was her. I definitely know somebody sold their farts to Twitch ah watchers.
00:13:22
Speaker
And it's amazing. I'm telling you, man, there's some fucking. Hey, ah you know, to each his own, if if that's what you want to spend your money on. Yeah, it's just i have feelings on that only because like.
00:13:38
Speaker
i think there are kinks and. What's word I'm looking for? And. turn-ons that are unhealthy because they are usually one-sided.
00:13:49
Speaker
And it kind of says a lot about like how you see like There is no one that I have loved in the history of my life that I thought or no one that I've been so attracted to in the history of my life that I was like, if they just took a shit on my floor, I would i would clean it with my mouth.
00:14:06
Speaker
You know, like, but there's people who say shit like that. There's people who feel shit like that. And it's only reinforced by the fact that they buy bath water that someone used and that they buy farts and jars.
00:14:18
Speaker
You know i'm saying? Like, that means like that's ah that's a piece of property from someone to you. And I don't know. There's a part of me that thinks that that could be problematic and that you don't see that person as a person. You see them as a thing that makes sexy things for you.
00:14:29
Speaker
So I don't know. i might get that. You kind of I could see somebody like that holding them up on like the biggest of pedestals. Like, you know, you are my goddess. You are my everything.
00:14:40
Speaker
Right. Yeah, I could see something like that. And again, this is not to shame anybody. ah No, it is for me. I'm shaming. OK, Adam is shaming you. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not.
00:14:52
Speaker
I'm not sorry. So like, I'm just
Fetishes and Internet Trends Debate
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Speaker
saying, and no, no, i'm I'm just saying that like, I think that there is a. There is a line because parasocial relationships can be healthy for you if you understand that that's what they are.
00:15:08
Speaker
But some people and the reason why some people can't like they can't disseminate like an actor from their character or like they, they assume that that's not written or people who, you know, like somebody, go people yeah like assuming an influencer is your friend, right? There's people who like,
00:15:27
Speaker
You know, there's people who love some celebrities so much that they've murdered them on stage or like in the the street because they thought that was the best way to love them because it releases them from this mean world.
00:15:39
Speaker
You know, like or that like, oh, you you you didn't answer my email I wrote to you. So that must mean I have to have an origin story now. Right. So like anyway, not to get too dark, but my point about all that is that like there is.
00:15:52
Speaker
I think there's a, there's a healthy zone and there's a danger zone. And I think that people want to buy farts and bathwater from the internet or in the danger zone, or at least they're pretty close to it.
00:16:03
Speaker
Dude, there was one time I was on Reddit and it I was on the, um, off my chest, right? Where you could just post whatever you want to say to the void.
00:16:14
Speaker
Sure. And I, wait I remember, I know it's the internet. It lasts forever. Um, And I just remember seeing this one post.
00:16:25
Speaker
It was a girl saying that she actually liked having her feet tickled. And immediately I was like, I know where this is going. And I stupidly looked at the comments and it went exactly where I was thinking.
00:16:41
Speaker
Was it just a lot of offers? It was a whole lot of offers, a whole lot of people being like, oh, my God, that's amazing. How can I find a girl like you? man. I don't. And again, if you think feet are attractive, like there's.
00:16:58
Speaker
There's it's OK to a degree, it just I think attraction in general is OK to a degree, but it's just like fetish ah fetishes are fine if they're done in a healthy way. And I don't think a lot of people do them in a healthy way.
00:17:10
Speaker
I can get behind that. Like if you like feet or what, you know, whatever. That I do not hold against anybody. Everybody does their own thing, whatever, whatever floats your boat.
00:17:23
Speaker
It's how you go about it. If you're going online and making all these comments on people's things like, you know, a celebrity picture and they're wearing heels and you're like, oh, my God, I want to suck your toes on a public thing.
00:17:39
Speaker
Dial it back a little bit, maybe the fact that you like feet is not the problem it's how you're going about it that is like you said it's less healthy yeah like you have to understand that like there are like i think it's kind of sad that there are women especially who have to be careful with how they are when they go out or on the Internet or if like somebody snaps a picture of them because they have to worry that their feet will be seen by perverts. in the Yeah, I've seen videos where people blur out their feet during the video.
00:18:17
Speaker
Right. And that's because it is a stone cold fact that there are people who are not just going to like I don't see that and think like, oh, cool, there's someone's feet. I'm just like, there's a person in this video and, you know, I don't really recognize like that is anything special if someone's feet are are showing.
00:18:33
Speaker
But there are people who say enough grotesque stuff to other human beings behind the safety of an anonymity of ah of ah of a computer screen that allows them to just be full on creep mode. And those those are probably the same people that don't get enough attention in real life.
00:18:51
Speaker
Funny story.
Side Business Idea: Selling Foot Photos
00:18:53
Speaker
There was this person I watched on YouTube. I still watch him. But back in the day, the first like the first video I ever saw of them. they blurred out their feet with socks on.
00:19:06
Speaker
And I remember, wow. Um, Beluga asking me why. And i was like, oh, well, you know, cause there are people out there that will do all this stuff. Uh, and she's like, oh yeah, that makes sense.
00:19:18
Speaker
Now that same person is doing, um, ads for Bombas, which are socks. Oh, cool. So they do like closeups of their feet in the socks. And I'm like, wait, but were you the one that,
00:19:32
Speaker
Hey, that's evolution, I suppose. Yeah. You know, fun fact about this. I don't know if I told you this before, but I came very close to being what I would have called a foot pimp.
00:19:45
Speaker
Oh? Did I tell you this? No. So... A few years back, ah two of my friends and I, two ladies and me, were going to practice skating in a developing parking lot, but just hadn't been fully like, you know, they hadn't installed everything they were going to do. But there was like this whole big project down in the city.
00:20:09
Speaker
And for right now, that was the flattest place we could find that wasn't the street that we could practice skating. So we'd go up there to learn how to skate. And. one night after we finished skating, we were were skating pretty late into the night and we went up and we kind of had a little, usually it's like a one or two minute chat and then we get into our cars, but the talk took a bit of a turn and we were standing out there for a good 30, 40 minutes talking. And it was because I don't know how we got on a subject, but one of us mentioned that we were all like broke or let like, Oh, we're all struggling for money.
00:20:37
Speaker
And I said, yeah, it's almost like one of those times that we should all just like sell our feet on the internet, you know, sell our feet, like pictures and stuff. And, Both of them were like, I would do that. And I was like, huh? But they were like, yeah, but I don't want to like do it. I don't want to do the social media. I don't want to run a webpage. The other one was like, yeah, I already have enough going on. I work in social media. I don't want to have that connected to me. I don't want my name on it.
00:20:58
Speaker
So I was like, But what if I did it and I took all the pictures and they were like, would you really do that? And I was like, if you guys would trust me to, yeah, I'll like do it. And then I'll make a page and post it and see how it does.
00:21:09
Speaker
And they were, we, the talk went for a good you know, like I said, 30, 40 minutes because is we were talking about what that would look like, how it would be structured. What, if that we had themes, like if they want to put rings on their toes, like all these other things.
00:21:24
Speaker
And I was like, as long as there's no like specific markings that you have on your feet, like no tattoos or anything nearby that could like implement or anchor, what's the word I'm looking for? Incriminate criminalmin who you. are Um, I was like, then yeah, let's do that. And the one says, Oh, I have a tattoo on my ankle that like kind of touches my foot, but I can either like,
00:21:41
Speaker
put like a bracelet on or I can like just put makeup on it or something. And I was like, if you want to do that and they were like, will you come take the pictures? And was like, I mean, yeah, i I guess that's fine because like I'm not really attracted to feet. So like it wouldn't be anything off my nose. It would just be like, okay, here's a foot I'm putting on the internet, I guess. And so,
00:21:58
Speaker
They were going to trust me to take pictures, post it on social media, and they were going to have me like give them themes to dress up their feet in. And so like we were going to create like little mini set pieces.
00:22:09
Speaker
One of them said, what if we step on stuff? and I was like, I'm sure that's a thing. Oh, that is that absolutely a thing. And so I was like, maybe this can be banana week and you just step on it. It's a 10 second video of you stepping on a banana. And I generally was like, really? And I still bring it up every now and then. I was like, are we still ever going to do?
00:22:24
Speaker
I don't want to say the name of it in case like we yeah get into it because I haven't done it yet. I do have the page saved. So I get notifications like, when are you going to do your first post on on this page? and i was like, I ain't got the pictures yet. um But every now and again, we talk about it and they say, well, you know. ah Look, you know, to each is on again.
00:22:42
Speaker
I've been there. I've been like, you know what? I could use some extra money. I bet you if I shaved my feet and just put on nail polish and shit, I could make it look like a ah girl foot and. Or at least in the, they could call it drag foot.
00:22:55
Speaker
Yeah, I'm like, I could be like a foot in drag. I could do it. How hard could it be? I mean, you know what? You and I can do it, Danny. you know Yeah. You know I don't even care if my name's on it. I'll put my face right up there be like, yeah, you've heard my voice.
00:23:11
Speaker
Now look at my foot. Maybe you can get, maybe you can dress it up as characters and then give it like a voice acting thing. Like, hey, yeah. Upgrunt. Spitting up. Grunt's big toe.
00:23:22
Speaker
Yeah. And I'm still trying to catch you a llama.
Humorous Foot Business Ideas
00:23:27
Speaker
but Or is it an outback? I could never tell the difference. It was a ah cheap, cheap, cheap.
00:23:34
Speaker
since Oh, anyway. God. but Yeah, I forget that who I told that to, but that's still something that could be in the, you know. There you go. Hey, you were looking for ways to get like, you know, fun installers some revenue.
00:23:48
Speaker
We could always release like a fun, and you know, the feed of fun installers calendar. Feed installers. Feed installers calendar. Or ah um what's that thing called? um Bunion installers.
00:24:03
Speaker
Oh, oh, my God. All right. I just remembered this. So, no. was it like two weeks ago was at work and I come, I come home and I go to Mbaluga and i'm like, this was my first time back in the office for a little bit due to like one thing after another, wasn't going in.
00:24:23
Speaker
And, uh, was like, I forgot what it's like to be in the office. I got my, I gotta to say she's like mid to late sixties.
00:24:35
Speaker
coworker telling me about her bunion and how she's getting her foot shaved and all this stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, yeah, I really missed being in the office. And of course, like the next week, that Monday she comes in and she's like, Dan, check it out. And she takes her shoe off. And I'm like, I don't care. That's crazy. Wow. Like you are too comfortable with me.
00:25:00
Speaker
Now let me take a picture of that bad boy put it on the internet. ah shit She's like, look, the bunion's gone. like, okay, great. Can you lose all my breakfast? but
00:25:12
Speaker
Oh my God. I mean, there's there's a market there. We got to get in on it. You know, I think. There you go. Leave no market untapped. How many... let's let's Let's be real. Right here, right now.
00:25:23
Speaker
if How many do you think... How many... How do ask this question? Do you think right now somewhere on the Internet there is a consistent presence of.
00:25:34
Speaker
Foot pictures or short videos that have narration and character voices over top of the feet doing it. Don't. That's our. I doubt it.
00:25:47
Speaker
That's it. It's hard to find something original under the sun unless it's a. um Oh, God, what was his name? The guy that did like Ike Harley and stuff and got yelled at because he did weird feet stuff with that.
00:26:01
Speaker
I don't know, but I'm just saying, you know, my kind like a video of like our toes with faces on them. And they were, you know, doing voices. Or if we just had, like, you know, a foot caresses a banana, right?
00:26:12
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And then, like, one of us does, like, our best, like, British voiceover. It's like, as the foot spies the banana in the feed, it starts to do a quick sniff before it decides on how it should go in for the kill. And then it slowly squishes it very, very ah firmly beneath itself to subdue its prey.
00:26:31
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and And then he just dragged a banana out of the container or whatever, he's like, and now it'll take it back home to its roost. a You know, like, just stupid shit, like 15 seconds. And here we see dad's in foot.
00:26:45
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Yeah. Also, I want to take this opportunity to say, hi Mom. Aren't you glad that we started TOQ back up and you get to listen this again? do want help us fund foot installers? Absolutely not.
00:27:01
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Submit your pictures to me, Terry. You don't got to tell Danny. I'll take care of Oh, God. Tell Gabe, too. It's fine. um um Oh, I recognize my dad's feet. He's got claw feet.
00:27:13
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Oh, yeah. like Little barnacles. Hey, real quick, before we wrap up, I want to give you a couple of fun little facts that I found on the Internet, if that's
Odd Moon Items and Alien Scenarios
00:27:23
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OK.
00:27:23
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Yeah. So I found this on mentalfloss.com, and they have an article called Seven Strange Things That Have Been Left on the Moon. oh yeah so i'm not going to read the paragraphs that come with it it's just like a quick fire but one alan shepherd left two golf balls uh and he's the guy who he's the the fifth and oldest person to walk on the moon um there's an art piece called the fallen astronaut where they have like a three and a half inch little figure of an ah of a of an astronaut laid next to a placard as like a
00:27:56
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like a little art piece dedicated people who have died in pursuit of coming to space. There is a piece of lava rock that an astronaut left there that he took from a place near his home where there was like dried up lava that formed into molten rock.
00:28:09
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And he took that up into space and dropped it off on the moon somewhere. um There's a photograph of a guy's family that he just wanted to be on the moon. You know what? Fair enough.
00:28:21
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And there's a suggestive, ah suggestive Andy Warhol drawing. um That went up there in 1969. The crew took a tiny ceramic wafer containing drawings of six prominent artists titled Moon Museum and included material from Robert Rauschenberg, David Novros, John Chamberlain, Klains Oldenburg, Forrest Myers and Andy Warhol and was unofficially attached to the leg of the Intrepid landing module by an aircraft engineer.
00:28:48
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And it was left behind when the astronauts returned to the orbiting capsule. So there's like a little mini museum up there and the Warhol drawing in particular um It's a stylized version of his initials, but it considered X-rated by those who saw it, which I don't understand why, but they call it... Yeah.
00:29:05
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Okay. and there's ah And there's a small message left behind from Queen Elizabeth II. The Apollo 11 astronauts carried a piece of the British monarchy up there with it.
00:29:16
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When they went to the moon, near ah Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were asked to leave behind a silicon disc measuring 1.5 inches. It contains a microscopic writing, goodwill messages from prominent figures and leaders of nearly 75 countries, including the Pope,
00:29:32
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gandhi queen elizabeth ii as well as dwight eisenhower john f kennedy and lyndon johnson and richard nixon and it was designed to remain intact for thousands of years and serve as a reminder of that despite the turmoil of the cold war leaders across the globe were united in their optimism about space exploration so that's kind of cool huh that is amazing yeah there's so much junk up there i know we're already polluting we're already polluting the moon yay Go humans.
00:30:02
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Yeah. Just leaving our fucking trash everywhere, baby. um yeah So yeah, there we go. Just a quick recap. there's a There's some ah letters of goodwill from 75 countries, a tiny museum, two golf balls, a blank photograph, a piece of lava rock, a tiny art piece of a fallen astronaut, and a partridge in a fucking pear tree.
00:30:26
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there we go. so there we go ah Was that it? Was was that fun? That was fun. That was cool. Excellent. don't know shit like that.
00:30:37
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And, you know, maybe someday, maybe someday someone will go back up to the moon and they will leave a hard drive filled with pictures from our feed installers.
00:30:50
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And that's how we'll have our claim to fame when the aliens find our stuff centuries later. And they go, oh, my, what sort of things did humans leave here? Or did the moon people leave?
00:31:01
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And maybe they'll think that moon people live on the moon because they found stuff that looks like us. That's it. Oh, my. Yeah. So, you know, just saying, we're gonna we're confusing a lot of potential intergalactic friends along the way.
00:31:16
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Also. Like, they come to Earth, and they're like, I'm here to find Danny guaranteed. And his feet. Oop. Then they bring you back to life with a futuristic machine because they're like, well, we must see these feet in real life, but if he's dead, that simply will not do.
00:31:30
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And they bring you back to life to see the Adam and in an apocalyptic world. But the Earth is on fire, but at least we got to take pictures of our feet for a new alien race. Welcome back to life, now take out them grippers.
00:31:49
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Yeah, let me see your tootsies. Oh, God. ah Not sponsored, but watch Resident Alien on Netflix. It's a good show. There's feet in it.
00:32:02
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I... Are there not feet in it? Actually, there is. Not only is there feet in it, but there's actually a whole bit where somebody wants to start a a foot thing, like ah a foot picture thing for more money.
00:32:18
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Well, there we go. See, it all comes full. And it has aliens, which you were just talking about. So let's see. This episode of COQ, not sponsored by Resident Alien, coming this fall.
00:32:29
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No, no, it's it's here now. it's It's out. You can watch it right coming this fall. It's not. Well, it's actually got like three seasons. I don't know when the next one comes out. but Yeah, but you can still be there in the fall, Danny. You don't know that.
00:32:42
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What if I made a spoon that looks like my toe? Do you think people would use it to eat cereal? I'm sorry, what?