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Poop Soup Has A Nice Ring To It
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Today we discuss things that are offensive and pleasant to our ears!
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Introduction and Co-host Dynamics Discussion
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Speaker
action. Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and people up, down, all around, inside and outside the gender binary. Welcome back to TOQ. I am Danny Guarantee with my co-host and friend, Adam. Say hello, Adam.
00:00:16
Speaker
Am I your co-hurst? Am I your co-hurst first? You're my co-hurst first of the you're you're my cohorst first of so Yeah, am I your co-host? That's actually really hard to say. Am i your co-host first, or am I your friend first, is what I was trying to say. Oh, absolutely. Friend first, and then co-host also first.
00:00:39
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Okay. ah Got it. Just want to make sure. Anyway,
Danny's Apology and Personality Color Realization
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go on. Sorry. No, no problem. ah That was my good friend and also co-host, Adam.
00:00:52
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ah where we like to answer questions as if people give a crap what we think. ah But yeah, i may seem a little down in the dumps because I have to do something kind of hard this at the start of this episode.
00:01:06
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Oh? Yeah, I need to make an apology to everybody listening. And Adam, too. Uh-oh. I know. i I lied to all of you on the show.
00:01:20
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Uh-oh. um Is it about the color thing? The other week, yeah, we were talking about colors and what color everybody is. And I said that I was green or more green.
00:01:35
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i mean, you still definitely are green. Adam, please, I'm trying to apologize. so
00:01:41
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But after discussing things with my co-host and doing some deep soul searching...
00:01:51
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I realized that I'm actually more of a blue personality. And I just wanted to apologize to all of the blue people who I stepped on to get here today. Oh, right. And all the green people that I undeservedly propped up.
00:02:06
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ah Turns out you actually all suck and blue is the best. And um I apologize for making you feel better than you were. um You trash. Get out of my sight. Blue, hit me up. Let's party.
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um
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yeah so we talked and apparently it fits better if I'm more blue than green um
00:02:33
Speaker
yeah blue rules think I think so if I have to change it again I'll make another apology because that won't be annoying or anything right yeah I'm sure it'll be fine okay great good I could get the ukulele out if I need to Yeah, I it'll be fine.
Humorous Exchange and Nickname: Danny Earth
00:02:51
Speaker
Also, can you hear yourself? My headphones just died while you were mid talk. No, I can't. So like I have you on my speakers right now. Oh, hello, Adam's house.
00:03:03
Speaker
Yeah, everybody's going to hear it. yeah just happened there My headset just said, fuck you, buddy. Oh, you know what? It was like, I can't believe that your co-host lied to me. I'm out. Yeah, I mean, i've i'm hoping that I quit. I'm on strike.
00:03:19
Speaker
So it's interesting that you were you were talking about that because I've been spreading that all over work the past week. That's disgusting. Yeah, yeah. We're actually talking about it at one of our um employee groups on Wednesday because somebody found it so fascinating. They wanted to bring it up.
00:03:37
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And I just think it's just fantastic of an exercise because it's... And the more I've read, I think I told you this, but the more I've read, I feel like I...
00:03:48
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And probably still predominantly yellow, but very like, I think there's a lot more green in there than I probably realized. that Maybe some red, but like, I think my, I'm more of a chartreuse the more I read it. It's like a yellowish green where I still think the more interpersonal, outgoing, energetic guy, definitely the yellow, definitely yellow, the green,
00:04:09
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while they want harmony and everything the one thing about yellows that i think doesn't describe me is that like they say like yellows typically prefer to talk about themselves and inquire about others and while i can talk very ah and ad nauseum about a lot of things maybe even myself that's not my first propensity my my propensity is to ask how others are doing and see how they're you know handling things or how's the dog how's life how's work uh So I think in that regard, I think like maybe the kind of more harmonious, like someone who cares more about other people aspect of green, I think is very much part of who I am.
00:04:46
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So I think it's probably like a 60-30 split of yellow and green for me. and That sounds fair. Yeah. Yeah. I would say i'm I'm pretty much like Planet Earth. You know, mostly blue, got some green sprinkled in there.
00:04:59
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Danit Earth. um Danny Earth. Danny Earth. Danny Earth. That's kind of a cool name. Danny Earth.
00:05:08
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Danny Earth. I'll write that down. Yeah, that's my new nickname. Danny Earth. Just in case Danny Guarantee doesn't catch on. I'm Danny Earth. Danny Guarantee has a good flow to it I'm not to Doesn't it, though?
00:05:20
Speaker
It does have a really good flow. um But. I'm going to write that down so I don't forget to use that for something later. i'm Good. Yeah. Yeah. um So anyway, do you you want to get in some into some questions?
Everyday Sounds We Wish to Erase
00:05:34
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Yeah, yeah i I did my apology. Now I'm just going to move on from that. That's old news. ah hu Question time. Are you ready, Mr. Adam? Yeah, I'm ready. Hang on a second. now Tell me if you can hear this.
00:05:46
Speaker
Oh, yeah, I can. Now I'm thirsty. That's a nice, warm can of Reeds. Of Reeds Zero Sugar Real Ginger Ale.
00:05:58
Speaker
I tell you. When I tell you this shit is as real as it gets, it is fucking potent, bro. But it is good. Very nice. but Feel the sting in my nostrils the moment I put the can to my lips.
00:06:12
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no and It's fucking awesome. I can't handle, um like well, cooked garlic. I can have literally a bowl of it and just eat it. But, God, like raw garlic, the smell and the taste of raw garlic is just- Why are you talking about garlic?
00:06:30
Speaker
Ginger. Oh, my God. but ah Sorry. What are you talking about? I don't know. Ignore me. Anyway, I have a question you. thought you were just in like a land your own. i was in the land of my own, I think.
00:06:43
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Hold on. Let me grab another cup of coffee. Like, yeah. I mean, hey, listen, I believe you that if you want to cook some garlic. Yes. Garlic, only good when it's cooked. Ginger. i like cooked garlic. Take it or leave it. I like ginger ale. I don't like ginger in food.
00:06:57
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Okay. Okay. All right. Anyway, let's add let's let's let's get that question. look help Yeah, we we really need you know to to ah answer this for nohome8878 on the random question subreddit.
00:07:10
Speaker
Oh, I was just thinking about that. them I'm so glad they asked the question. Yeah. Good old no home. Good old no home. Mr. Adam. Yes.
00:07:22
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yes If you could completely erase one everyday sound from existence, like chewing, alarm clocks, traffic, etc., what would you choose and why?
00:07:35
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Meaning like I have to choose one every day? no like just there's one sound that you can pick and it is just gone. You never, nobody will ever hear it again. Meaning like every day I could pick a new one or I just pick that one and then it's gone forever.
00:07:50
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No, it's just one sound that is just gone forever. One everyday sound. So one that, Oh, one, not a super. Yeah. It's not a super rare sound. It's something that you would hear every day that.
00:08:04
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Oh, nobody has hear anymore. Wow. No home. That's you're really hitting this hard. yeah out one Good old no homie.
00:08:13
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That is an interesting question. I don't know if I've ever really thought about that before. I'm trying to think of just, oh, you know what it would be? I think it i I would call it an everyday sound and that it can happen every day, but it doesn't because the moment it does happen, you immediately get rid of it.
00:08:31
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Right. And I think while there's a lot of easy, low hanging fruit, like, you know, the president's voice and stuff like that. Uh-huh.
00:08:42
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ah Okay. I would, and that's easy. i would go, if I had to pick something a little bit more practical, far beyond, um when, uh, the commander in cheese dies, I would say like the, you know, like when you're riding with the window down on the highway and if you have it, so my phone just made a ding, if you have it and, um,
00:09:06
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like if the windows are cracked like a certain, or maybe just one window is cracked and all the rest of them are up, it kind of makes that weird, like air ripple sound that just starts to make you feel like you're like on an airplane or on a mountain. Like you just, you feel like, I don't know what you call that effect, but like, it's like a reverberating air ah ripple.
00:09:26
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Yeah. Like, like it just goes like, but but but but yeah. And immediately just goes into your head, into your ears and it just, it hurts. Like it's very disorienting. And so every time that happens, everybody in the car, whether it's just me or a bunch of people, the moment it's happening is like, what is that? What is that? What is that? Like, like, it's almost an immediate reaction that you have to just find all the windows that are down. You know, if you have a four, four dark, a four door car or one with back window, open up a rear window or a back window and it'll stop that.
00:09:58
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But not always, though, because if it's the back window that's down. Then open the front window. Right. And we have to kind of have like this weird little thing. But sometimes not everybody wants their window down. Just that person in the back or that person in the front wants it down.
00:10:12
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And just we have to make a sacrifice where we all have to do it or no one gets to have it. Yeah. But like, that's, ah that's something I thought of that I think is extremely offensive to my ears.
00:10:23
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Uh, that just like, it's just, just like a very visceral, just like, ah, fuck, ah, fuck, ah, fuck, ah, fuck. The moment it happens, like, I just have to stop what I, like it just, everybody put them up. I start like fiddling with like the, the master controls on the front window thing, just like, nope, everybody, nobody gets windows.
00:10:42
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That's the first thing I can think of is just cause like, that's like, Oh, man. Just thinking about it, like just you feel that kind of like like your ears pop over and over and over again, like when you're on ah at high altitudes.
00:10:54
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OK, I don't know what respectable one. Yeah, that's the first thing I can think of. Let me ponder some more for any other ones come to mind. But and aside from anyone in the current administration speaking, that's the first thing I can think of.
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What about you?
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um For me, the first thing that comes to my mind is
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specifically bass drum, like bass beats of muffled music. Like people driving by with like really loud. When people drive by with loud music, but all you hear is the.
00:11:37
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I hate that. ah hate that Um, especially when I used to live on a ground floor apartment of like a giant complex, we would have people park right outside our bedroom in the middle of the night with their headlights on blasting music. And all you could hear was the.
00:12:00
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So i don't want to take music away from people, right? Music is lovely. Um, I hate it when I can hear your music, but you know, whatever. ah
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But this, I feel like there's no
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harm done to anybody because it's only the muffled bass that I want to get rid of that sound. So the person listening to the music really loud in their car still hears everything normal. The people outside of their car might barely hear the rest of the song, but they don't hear that reverberating beat that just penetrates everything.
00:12:38
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and That's mine. That's my first one. Interesting. i I think about those people when they're driving by, and that's probably the reason they do it is because they want you to think about them in the same way that somebody has a loud car, but they make it loud when they're in more residential areas because they just want everyone to look at how insecure they are.
00:12:59
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um and let know Let me put it this way. i am not I'm not somebody to make like hard stances on things. you know i try to always... leave my mind open.
00:13:11
Speaker
Right. I always try to green you. know. Thank you. chin Maybe I am green. Oh God. Um, but i do always try to like, see the other side. I try not to be very black and white on things because things are rarely that black and white.
00:13:29
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That being said, if you purposely roll down your windows and play your music super loud, or rev your engine to make it super loud and don't have a muffler on.
00:13:41
Speaker
Fuck you. i don't like you. Log off the show. I don't want your support.
00:13:48
Speaker
Thank you. That's been my TED talk. I knew that was going to take a turn eventually. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Fuck those people. was like, he's going to go full Adam here in a second. He sure is. That's that's my thing. i i like peace.
00:14:02
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I like quiet. Very green. meloy Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm like a blue-green marble. I think you're probably a turquoise, a blue-green, some sort of emerald perhaps.
00:14:13
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um Yeah. But i I like my peace. I like my quiet. I don't mind, you know, the odd sound every once in a while, but I don't want to listen to your shitty music. Nobody ever plays good music when they do this shit.
00:14:26
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Yeah, and even if it is good music, the thing is, is a lot of times it's just so in ah incoherent because... it's just so fucking loud. and And there's a lot of that extra bass and subwoof. You know what I'm saying? It's got to a point where it just, it's just noise. So even if I want to enjoy that song, it's just, ah it's noise pollution at this point.
00:14:52
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So it's tough. Even like every now and then, if someone's listening to music and I can hear it, I'll like jam. If I'm out walking and I hear someone's car going off at the red light or something, I'll dance to let them know like, Hey, I like what you're putting down.
00:15:04
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But, You know, and sometimes I'll roll down the windows and I can enjoy it. And it just sounds like, you know, somebody turned up the radio a little bit for you and it's nice. But if the if the first thing you think when you hear it is, what is that noise versus, oh, what is that song?
00:15:17
Speaker
That's a problem. Yeah, and I'm sorry, but yeah, maybe you're right. But I've never once heard somebody play music through a window or anything loud enough that I could hear it And it's and I don't mean like barely hear it. I mean, like it's loud enough to be obnoxious. ah yeah Right. Exactly.
00:15:38
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um And I've never been like, oh, that actually sounds pretty cool. It always just sounds like ass. No, I feel the same way um about that and. loud cars loud anything i just i think there's a place for it and it's okay that you like those things my brother-in-law is really big into like he likes loud cars he likes big trucks he himself doesn't have anything quite like that although his truck can make some noise if he wants it to but he's a family man he wants to but spend his time and money with his kids which i appreciate about him that's nice he's an he's a hell of a dad and a good person
00:16:13
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A little ah rough around the edges when it comes to how he sees the world sometimes, but he's genuinely, he treats people well and he loves his family, which is something that not every person I've met who's a father, I can say that about.
00:16:25
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And, but he, I remember one time we went to the movies and when we came out, it was probably like 11 o'clock. It was, it was a late showing and somebody was driving past the strip mall.
00:16:36
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Just like, like just the speed limits, like five, 10 miles an hour going over all these little speed bumps to ensure that like pedestrians are safer and they can hit the crosswalks and everything.
Annoyance with Loud Music and Engines
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And just, it's just,
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Just man, just ear abuse the entire time. And I just remember thinking, I just can't help but scream out. Sorry about your penis. Every time I hear a really loud truck or car. and he goes And Nick's like, what's wrong with that? It's fucking cool. And i was like, it's cool in the right place, but it's 11 o'clock at night. They're driving five miles per hour. People are tired. They're getting in their cars.
00:17:08
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It's cool. Everybody has to stop and turn their head to see what the noise is because it sounds like a fucking gunshot's ringing out. Like, that's not, like, I don't know. I don't want to be a hater on it but if you've just done it real quick and it was like, but but it's not just that. It's, minute know like this you know what?
00:17:24
Speaker
It's, it's the same as being religious or vegan or any of that, right? Wanting to have big, loud trucks, fun, whatever. It's fine. You're allowed to think it's cool.
00:17:37
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Fine. It's when you force it on other people, you start talking to them about it and forcing them to convert or telling them that, you know, they're killing animals personally because they like to eat meat or you're revving your engine and blasting your music.
00:17:51
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That's when you go from cool to small Dick McGee. All right. Right. And I'm sick of it. I'm sick of you. Yeah, I know it sounds like there's a certain person I'm talking about, like actually an individual.
00:18:05
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There's not. I hate all of you equally. I hate all of you. Yeah. And the thing is, like, I get it. I don't want to yuck anybody's yum, but there's definitely. But my line, i think we probably talked about this on the show before, but my line is the people that do it in small communities are like it's nighttime.
00:18:24
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They're going home. We have people on our own street. Like i live with a couple of car guys and you know, when they're out on the main highway and it's already loud out there and they just, you know, they open up cool. Right. i'm going to shove a potato in your tailpipe, but there are people who drive through this little neighborhood of ours. It's mostly quiet unless the fire alarms are going off. Cause you can hear the whole, these things for miles, but when they're driving through,
00:18:48
Speaker
It's 11 o'clock at night during the week. And there's already assholes in the summertime firing off fireworks at midnight for some fucking reason during. Oh yeah, we get those two post post 4th of July.
00:19:00
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and then we get these dudes on their loud ass motorbikes. I don't know what kind of cycles they are. So I didn't want to call them motorcycles. It might be crotch rockets or something. I don't know. And,
00:19:11
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motorized bicycles and they're just, or these guys in these like big souped up cars up the road. And they just use our neighborhood as a way to just drive around and make noise. And it's just, these are quiet streets to speed limits, 15 miles an hour in the streets.
00:19:26
Speaker
Kids live here. Parents live here. Old people live here. Yeah. You guys are so fucking cool, man. I really wish I was you. yeah People go out with night on night walks with their dogs when it's nice and cool outside and just,
00:19:40
Speaker
At some point, you just have to recognize that you're doing it because you want the neighborhood to wake up. You're doing it because you're being an asshole. yeah There are places you can go and drive. you can go hop on the highway and just go open up. Go for it, dude. Have fun.
00:19:53
Speaker
But if you're going to do it here, cops have been called before like trying to find these fucking loud ass dudes. It's just not cool when you're doing it when people are all in bed. like You know you're being an asshole. You're doing it on purpose.
00:20:05
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You're fulfilling your own... you know, interest while ah abusing everybody else's sound holes. yeah I don't know what I don't even I don't even care if you do it during the day.
00:20:15
Speaker
It's annoying, but like. It passes because there's a million other sounds to drown out your your small dick, but like drown out your small dick, dude, I can't.
00:20:27
Speaker
But like it's it's when it's at night and it carries that it. Oh, it's infuriating. Yeah, agreed. But this actually reminds me, it's time for a story time with Danny.
00:20:38
Speaker
Story time with Danny! time with Danny. um One of the scariest and most dangerous jobs I ever had, thanks to people exactly like this, ah when I was a security guard, I had to work as a crossing guard at a local like park.
Perilous Crossing Guard Job Story
00:20:56
Speaker
It's like ah a very large park. its sp It goes across a road, so there's a crosswalk area. And it was my job to just sit at this crosswalk and read a book or whatever. And then when people showed up, I had to walk into the street with a stop sign and, you know, stop cars so that people could walk.
00:21:17
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Most people, when they saw me coming out onto the street, would stop. People in loud-ass small dick cars or sports cars or, you know, blasting loud music would speed up.
00:21:34
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So then I had to literally like jump out of the way sometimes because I guess they would rather hit me than stop for 30 seconds so people could cross the street.
00:21:48
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I used to like literally stand on the side of the road when I saw somebody speeding up. I would stand to the side of their car and literally hold the stop sign out in front of them.
00:21:59
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And I'm like, dude, if you hit this, like it's on you. But like, oh, it was infuriating. And I think that that's also a job I had when I lived at that apartment. So like maybe the two together is why I'm like so vitriolic towards them.
00:22:17
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I hate you.
00:22:19
Speaker
I feel that. And yeah, again, there's there's there's small dick energy and then there's dickhead energy. And that sounds like a lot of both. Oh, yeah.
00:22:31
Speaker
Not Big Rick energy, I'll tell you that. Big Rick would want be better. like him. Yeah. ah So yeah, so it sounds like we we don't like certain kinds of noise. Shocker. The really abusive kinds of noise is what we would get rid of.
00:22:47
Speaker
Well, did you you said you were going to try and think of like another one. Did you come up with anything? I mean, I have a couple like just like little minor gripes, but they're very much like for first worldy. Like I was mentioning the fire alarms, but if I got rid of those and people just that's a bad idea.
00:23:02
Speaker
But at the same time, like in 2025, a few months away from 2026, our town alone has three of those things wired around the community and you can hear them everywhere.
00:23:16
Speaker
And Again, they were made in simpler times when we didn't have technology to let people know that there was like a raging inferno. But now we have these alerts that goes to everybody's phone to say like, hey, here's a high wind storm coming or hey, there's a massive fire or hey, the Coke factory exploded like that shit just goes straight to our phones now.
00:23:40
Speaker
So if it's something that concerns everyone, we get that alert. But if it's a small house fire that they still have to go and respond to, they still hit that alarm every time, whether it's just like, oh, the kitchen set off some alarms or maybe the sprinkler system took care of it.
00:23:57
Speaker
You're talking about like the loud siren, the really loud sirens that go off throughout the entire community. We live like two blocks away from our local fire department. So we get that too.
00:24:08
Speaker
Right, and so I guess ah I don't have enough knowledge to know why they still do that, but from what I understand, from what little I have accumulated, is that it's been in place for so long that they don't see a need to dismantle it in case the apocalypse comes and we need them again and the grid goes down.
00:24:29
Speaker
so I'm like, okay, we'll keep them rigged, but turn them off. Well, I think, i think because i used to, when I lived with my parents... ah The people across the street from us were actually the fire chief of the area.
00:24:44
Speaker
And I think the reason they do that is like is so that they can't ignore it. Right. Like. If it's just going to your phone, well, what if I have my phone on do not disturb or my phone is off?
00:24:58
Speaker
You know, every firefighter vital. Right. So I think they do that literally like, yeah, we know it's annoying and we're sorry for that, but we need to make this so that I don't care what you're doing, you can hear it so that they know to get their crap together.
00:25:17
Speaker
i think I think that one might just be a necessary evil. Yeah, I mean, i think for me, i would just not want to hear it. Yeah, come on. Trust me, if I could like just turn off my ears...
00:25:31
Speaker
Sometimes I would like if you could turn off like selective, hearing like turn on selective hearing or something. Oh, that would be nice. That would be so delightful because I would definitely set it to, you know, not listen to the president talk anyway.
00:25:48
Speaker
i try so hard not to be political. I'm not political. It's just, i don't like the sound of his voice. Cause he only he's, you know, when I was talking earlier about yellows and they say yellows only only to talk about themselves. I wouldn't say that he's necessarily a yellow because he doesn't care about people, but he only wants to talk about himself or his crushes on Joe Biden or Barack Obama.
00:26:09
Speaker
But outside of that, he's only ever talking about himself. So that's a little bit different. That's why I'm like, I don't know if that's quite where I'm at. I don't know what he's deranged. I don't know if he gets a color except for orange. Um,
00:26:20
Speaker
You know what? Actually, i got an idea. Write in. Comment in the in the comments for these. Would you want a political episode? I'm honestly down. I would honestly be absolutely down to just like have an episode where we just fucking talk politics. Because let's let's be real. It's the one thing that's on everybody's mind all the time, regardless of what side of the aisle you're on.
00:26:41
Speaker
I try to stay as politically in the middle as possible. My co-host could do a better job of that. But, you know, we love him anyway. Well, but if people actually wanted that, fuck it. We'll just do a political episode one day.
00:26:54
Speaker
That'll definitely get us engagement. Well, here's here's the thing. First of all, I can tell you that if you look at my Instagram posts. Oh, my God. Are you talking about this again? One hundred percent.
00:27:06
Speaker
It is. Yeah. um I'm still getting hits on one where I said punch Nazis. And they're like, oh, yeah, if if if a Nazi traveled from the 1940s and showed up in front of you, you would you do there, bitch? And I'm just like, why are you trying to make Nazis? would punch them. That's what i just said. like Yeah. did See, that's the thing. is like This isn't political. This is just factual.
00:27:31
Speaker
If somebody says Nazis are bad, everyone on planet Earth should... Immediately agree, right? There's nothing good about fascism and Nazis. Wait a minute. Hold on a second, because I'm trying to keep it. No, I'm only kidding.
00:27:46
Speaker
But that's what I'm saying is like, but that's the kind of responses I've been getting when I put posts on Instagram like that, that say Nazis are bad. Punch Nazis. Nobody should be acting like Nazis.
00:27:56
Speaker
You know, there was that whole story where that like that, like a political group, that Republican political group, like there was a leaked text message chain and they were all saying things like praising Schittler and all these other things. Right.
00:28:09
Speaker
And it's like, and they say like very racist things. And they talk about nooses and hurting Jews. And it's like, okay, no one should be talking like that, like ever. That's just not like, that's just a bunch of people who don't get checked enough to understand, or they haven't experienced the world enough to understand just why that is awful and why we should pay attention to history.
00:28:29
Speaker
Right. And most people don't really care about, I shouldn't say this. That's the most people don't care about, but I think there are some people in the world who just need to feel the sting before they recognize like, Oh, this is what it feels like live.
00:28:41
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be hated for what I look like or to be hated because of who I am, like ah how I was born or where I was born. But if you have that privilege to not, then you're less likely to be empathetic unless you seek that out to understand it or to ask questions or to be curious.
00:28:57
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So anyway, so I was responding to that thing, and I said, hey, you should not be speaking like a Nazi. Nazis are bad. Punch Nazis. And I can't tell you how many responses, hundreds, literal hundreds of responses, many of whom are being like, you wouldn't punch a Nazi. You're a little bitch. A Nazi would kick your ass. and'm like, why are you trying to like talk up Nazis, bro?
00:29:19
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Just say, yeah, I agree. Punch Nazis. like You know what I'm saying? Fuck. like it's fucking weird it's just weird anyway that's not political that's just factual nazis bad and if you don't think so don't listen to this fucking show you assholes i don't want to go join the people with the loud trucks yeah go join the people with the small decks over there and and just leave it alone but anyway danny could i i don't know if i talked about this on the show before unless you have more you want to add about punching nazis but Do it.
00:29:48
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ah Go ahead.
English Language: Adjective Order and Perceptions
00:29:49
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ah but I would like to go over something I may have talked about before, but I found another interest in which is the royal order of adjectives. um And I just had the freaking topic whiplash.
00:30:01
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huh Yeah, I don't remember if I feel like i either we talked about it in person or I said it on the show before, but much like the color communication thing, sometimes things just kind of cycle their back into my life and I go, oh, maybe I should look more into that this time.
00:30:16
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And I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time on it because I just remembered it five seconds before we started recording. But I just thought it would be cool if to bring it up in respect to how our language works.
00:30:27
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Because I think it's mostly just English speaking languages, but I'm sure other languages have their rules as well. But have you ever noticed that when you ah when you describe something with multiple adjectives, that there's a certain order of the adjectives that you use?
00:30:45
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I have, but I never really gave a thought as to why. Right. Like, like it sounds weird if you do it out of order. a Right. Which is weird because no one, ah no one has ever in my life said, Adam, this is how the adjectives have to be.
00:31:00
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No one's ever. and i mean, I don't know about you, but no one's ever in school said, Adam, So for those of you who don't know, by the way, adjectives are words or the words that are used to describe other things, usually nouns, right?
00:31:12
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So if something is big, that's an adjective. If something is colorful, that's an adjective. um So anyway, so a common instance that I like to use is the old cartoon, The Bear in the Big Blue House, right?
00:31:25
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Why is it? that it's the big blue house and not the blue big house. But you know, the moment you hear blue big house, that's fucking weird. I could tell it's even hard for you to say. It is because you have to think about it.
00:31:37
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Yeah. And I know that's what the show is called. But if I were to describe, you know, Clifford, the big red dog, right? It wouldn't be wrong to say Clifford, the red big dog.
00:31:49
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But I mean, it technically, right. But you would be like, why is that weird? Is it alphabetical order? I'm just kind of thinking of it in my head right now. Like, usually I would do it in alphabetical order.
00:32:03
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Yeah. Or like or like materials are even in there. Right. So let's say you're we'll stick with a color and a material. So how would you describe the the the current shirt or jacket you're wearing?
00:32:18
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It is a gray, soft shirt. That would be a soft gray shirt. had the dumb purpose. But isn't that funny? It's a soft gray shirt. You had to think about saying gray soft shirt.
00:32:31
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But if it was a cotton shirt and you said it was a gray shirt, you would say it's a gray cotton shirt, not a cotton gray shirt. Right. Or if you were to describe your opinion on it, the opinion typically is one of the first in the order.
00:32:49
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right So if you were to say, this is a gorgeous gray cotton shirt, you wouldn't say it's a gray gorgeous cotton shirt. You'd say it's a gorgeous gray cotton shirt because that flows better. right And then finally, the quantity, how ah how many of something you have, almost always will be number one in the order.
00:33:11
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You would say, I have one gorgeous gray cotton shirt. Right. There are several, several big fat Greek wedding movies. the cp Yeah.
00:33:24
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So I have a little chart here and it usually goes, it goes quantity, opinion, size, age, shape, color, origin or material qualifier, such as like a button down sweater.
00:33:39
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And then the noun comes after that. So quantity, opinion, size, age, shape, color, origin, qualifier. and Has anybody ever discussed or like talked about how that came to be? Like why it is just it flows that way?
00:33:55
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Or do think it's just like a nurture thing where it's how you've always heard It's something that of developed through language where no one's ever dictated that like, though this is the order it has to be, but it's just...
00:34:08
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um Like here's a little excerpt actually it says, why do adjectives need to be in this order? and they say it's an unsatisfying answer, but it's the only real answer, we don't really know.
00:34:19
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However, there are a few theories. One is that the closer an adjective sits to its noun, the more vital it is to the noun's description. For example, referring to a house as a brick house is more specific than referring to it as an old house or a beautiful house.
00:34:35
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But this theory doesn't always hold up. To use and another example, compare a small dog to black dog. Is a black dog really a more specific description than a small dog? Like other language English language quirks, adjective order is one you just have to roll with.
00:34:49
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And so a lot of times they just say it's just kind of how language developed. I guess it's not. Yeah. so some call it the royal order because like you know a lot of times like in ye olde english they often just kind of started kind of wielding it in that way oh yes right but i don't think anybody ever said i do declare that today hound dog denim shirts pickup truck vampire bat yeah so yeah so some examples of um quantity, number, opinion, just like an adjective you would use that just like is what you think about something, size, huge, tiny, medium size, small, age, new, old, decades old, second newest, shape, square, round, triangle, color, any color you can think of, origin or material, American, wooden, velvet, African, qualifier, hound dog, denim shirt, pickup truck, vampire bat,
00:35:42
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Right. So like whatever the specific qualifier is about something that makes it more specific, that's the qualifier. But I do like the idea that like the more specific specific specific it is to the noun, the the more important it becomes.
00:35:53
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But I do like that, too. Yeah. But yeah, it's just I always just found that to be very interesting. And it's just no one. ah just realized after like kind of stumbling across this again that.
00:36:07
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I just, you think no one's ever taught me this. No one ever told me that this is just, I've just, you've always just heard it that way. Or you see the the adjectives in the, or if you see something in the world and you describe it with multiple adjectives, no one's ever said, Oh, you said that in the wrong order.
00:36:24
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they may perk their ears up and go, why is that weird? my So I challenge you out there and I challenge you too, Danny, just to kind of see if you can evoke an, I almost said evoke an erection. I, that's what I heard. almost said evoke an erection. What I was saying was invoke a reaction. Hi, Adam.
00:36:43
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Done. Challenge over. hi mom. Um, um
00:36:53
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evoke an erection oh my god ah um maybe I'm still feeling something from the last episode when I was feeling real rowdy different yeah yeah wet phone dry face no oh my god I forgot about ah I still can't say it right.
00:37:13
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But anyway, I would, you know, try to find something that you would typically describe in two adjectives and then think about how it comes out organically first and then try to swap their places and see if anybody notices or see how much you struggle to say it, even though you're not wrong.
00:37:29
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You're not wrong in most instances anyway, but it'll sound really fucking wrong. So just pick a few adjectives, start switching up the orders and just realize like there is just unspoken rule that this is just how it is.
00:37:44
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And I just find that incredibly fascinating that of all the things you can learn in grammar and vocabulary and just language in general, that English, at least I can't speak for other languages, but English has this rule that you have to say it in these languages.
00:38:00
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and in these sequences or it's just going to sound fucking bonkers and it does and no one told us why or that we're supposed to do it and I just think that's fucking cool as hell I just immediately came up with one that works in either way though what is it excuse me one second
00:38:20
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sorry I'm allergic to dogs and I was around them yesterday so I'm a little phlegmy you have to cough in between yeah so my original my very first thought was This is Adam.
00:38:33
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My. ah what was it? I can't remember. And I was like something best friend. um
00:38:44
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Oh, my best guy friend.
00:38:47
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But you could also say my guy best friend. You could say my guy best friend. Actually, I guess saying it out loud, it does kind of feel weird. ah But it's yeah, I think unless like.
00:38:59
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guy best friend is someone's actual name. Yeah, I think guy best friend. Yeah, best guy friend, I think just sounds better, like because that's the qualifier, like the he's the guy. friend Best is the opinion, right?
00:39:16
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so you're my best favorite friend, dude. Now, I don't know the rules on multiple opinions, but I think it just whatever feels good. But I think when the.
00:39:27
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um When, what do they call it? The category changes. Yeah. Just something sounds more organic. I'm sure there may be some exceptions to the rule. I haven't gone all the way down through this whole entire ah article.
00:39:42
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It's on a grammarly.com, by the way, in case you want to look it up, it's called parts of speech, adjective order, if you're curious. And yeah, I just, I think about that from time to time about how language is so interesting. And oftentimes there's a logical explanation. If I look up and I say, why is that word
Perceiving Time and Language Rules
00:39:57
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that way? Or why does laugh,
00:40:00
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have laugh but it makes an f sound you know like there are some language or inspiration reasons for why that happened but there's literally no solid explanation for why the fuck we use adjectives in that order and i think that is just really cool that that's just kind of how it happened and we don't talk about it but it happens but we should i mean these are like the kind of small things that make life interesting you know like Right.
00:40:27
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I agree. The little things that you can pick and be like, why is that like that? And then you find out that it's not just you. It's all of us. We all use a adjectives like that, but there's no rule for it. And that's just like a neat little Easter egg fact of the real world.
00:40:41
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Yeah. i I don't know why those things tickle my brain in a great way, but like. It's just like when I hear certain combinations of words together, I either let out out like a giggle or a smile because I'm just like, I don't know if i've ever heard those two words put together before, but they tickle a certain part of my brain that says like, oh, that's fun. Or like, oh, that makes sense that they're in that order.
00:41:01
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It's not always adjective order. Sometimes it's just, you know, like I learned that I tell you that I learned that fanny but packs are also known as bum bags. No. Well, that is if just a fun couple of words to put together. Bum and bam bag. um like that.
00:41:17
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And like, you know, that's not necessarily adjective order, but that's a really fun combination of words. um So like I think about little things like that and I just find such joy in them and curiosity that sometimes even though I i know that I can pick up my phone or get on my computer and search for some sort of answer to answer like, oh, why is that? Oh, that's so interesting. I love the discussion first if I can have it.
00:41:44
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I also like to try to tackle it and think, oh, what might be the origin of that? or Or where did that come from? Or what does it sound like? But this was one I was like, I don't know why the fuck that is. And I just...
00:41:55
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wanted to like, I can't I didn't even know what to Google. I was like, why do descriptors have to be in this order? And then I found this shit and I was like, oh, there's like a literal it's it's only hypotheses and nothing else.
00:42:08
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That's so funny. um So, yeah. Can I tell a very embarrassing story about myself? Yeah, does it have to do with bum bags? Kind of.
00:42:20
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I mean, I talked about shitting in my hand. It can't be as bad as It's true. And it's about that, actually. Not not the hand bit. It's about me shitting in my hand? No, actually, it's about me shitting. Oh, but not in in my hand?
00:42:32
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Into your hand, yeah. No, it's about words that sound great together. All right, go for it. And the one that I got that I'm using now and where it came from for me.
00:42:47
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So I take, ah you know, certain medications for things. And one of them has the lovely side effect of ah making me have to, you know, run a marathon in the middle of the night, as they say.
00:43:03
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So I woke up in the middle of the night and I could feel it moving through my body. And I'm like, oh, no. So I get up. And Mbeluga also wakes up and she's like, are you OK?
00:43:17
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And in my half a asleep battled mind, I'm like, I have the runs, but I don't want to call it the runs. I don't want to gross her out or anything, but I want to let her know that I'm okay. I don't want to do... So I just like haphazardly sputtered out. i'm like, I got to go make poop soup.
00:43:34
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And I ran into the bathroom. And then when I woke up a little bit more, I was like, oh, did I really just say that? Yeah.
00:43:45
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That poop soup is fucking hilarious. Right?
00:43:51
Speaker
Wow. Turns out my half-asleep brain is very funny. Well, I gotta write that down to include that in the title somewhere. There you go. That's a freebie for everybody. you know what? Where my brain just went for that, and i don't this is just the... I don't know if it's the power of creativity or ADHD. Oh, no. as you were saying, poop soup.
00:44:12
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just Just the intonation of Poop Soup makes me think of the old cartoon theme song Duck Tales. but Right?
00:44:23
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Poop Soup. um Right? It goes Duck Tales. Right? Poop Soup and Duck Tales, again, they have the same... There's something about the cadence is the same.
00:44:35
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They have the same cadence. cadence is the same. They're not the same words at all, but the cadence is the same. Poop, soup, duck, tails. It's just you can't.
00:44:46
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There's an emphasis on those words that just in my brain are the same color. Oh, my God. If I were just brown, they would look exactly the same next to each other, and I don't know how to explain why that is.
00:45:02
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It's like I saw somebody online recently say that I don't know why, but October is 10 o'clock. You know what? That is very true. or Or certain times of year feel like a certain time or a certain time of week or like Friday is 9 p.m. or something.
00:45:19
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You know, it's just it's a very interesting like you can't explain it, but just your head creates these categories. of No, you're right. Like July, I would picture being like noon. Yeah. It's just weird. Oh my God. That's crazy.
00:45:37
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and you get I don't know why, but when autumn comes, that's like 10 PM. Yeah. Oh, that's nuts. Yeah. It's just the way that we kind of sync up what time looks like is so interesting. And there's tons of mind maps that people make online to describe what they think, like,
00:45:55
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I saw one that Rhett and Link did recently with their staff that was to describe what a fiscal year looks like in a drawing. And everybody had so many different, or calendar year, what a calendar year looked like in a drawing.
00:46:08
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And some people drew spirals. Some people drew calendars. Some people drew like dot graphs of like, what they thought different times of life would be. um And it was just so interesting to think about how people interpret time and how they would put that in a physical spectrum.
00:46:24
Speaker
But for me, hearing things like that, you go, yeah, I don't know why that makes sense. But July feels like it's noon, even though it's a little bit halfway through the year, ah over halfway through the year and September and October feel like they're 10 o'clock. it' and That's like,
00:46:42
Speaker
September and October, though, I can understand. It's like nearing the end of the year. It's about, you know, it's the 9th and 10th month. nine o'clock, 10 o'clock of 12 o'clock PM.
00:46:54
Speaker
Right. Right. Right. It has to be specifically PM in the day, but there's only 12 months in the year. So why it is, so where's 10 AM m if, yeah you know, if October is 10 PM, where's 10 AM m at? And that, yeah, but that's, i was going say is like, everything falls apart.
00:47:10
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So that's July because July is absolutely not 12. Like I think of like 10, 10 AM is like April. when spring is starting to show up like the sun's starting to come up a little bit in the day i would say right february is probably like four or five a.m yeah i feel dark but it's just about to hit light but it's still kind of cold yeah you know even on a nice even in the summer in the spring it's so kind of cold in the morning so weird isn't that interesting to just think about
00:47:43
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So yeah, I just think that's a fun thought experiment that again, nobody, I shouldn't say nobody talks about, but no one made this agreement a long time ago. Nobody said, Hey, just, we're all on the same page.
00:47:56
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October is 10 PM. Everybody on same page, right? Just, but when someone says that, or we all kind of have that same vibe, but the moment it's put into existence, either you immediately agree with it or you think it's in the ballpark, but it might be something closer to something else.
00:48:12
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But either way, Even though you haven't actively made these thoughts known, you've always had this concept of what these time ah relations could be.
00:48:24
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And I just think that's so dope that there's these unspoken rules that when you speak about them, you're like, oh, huh. It must just like yeah be like an underlying way that all people's brains work.
00:48:38
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you know like Everybody's different, but we're all built on the same... foundation, essentially. Right. So there must be something like just essentially deep there that's like deeper than the individualistic nature of people.
00:48:54
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Right. Because I think... Time, as we measure it, is a human construct. right No other animal recognizes time the way that we do, or at least tracks it in the same way that we do.
00:49:06
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However, you know we all reach for the sun when we get up. We all but prefer sunlight over total darkness. We you know we like the warmth of... You know, like the sun was this big, magical, godly ball of fire when people started like tracking it and like where it goes.
00:49:21
Speaker
We thought it moved for the longest time, even though we're moving around it. And then people learn that. So just interesting that there are these innate things that we do to track time in the same way that like a sea turtle will always know what time a year to take in their eggs and lay them at a certain place for the highest chance of success.
00:49:38
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They know when and where and what time birds know when to start flying south. only because it gets fucking cold, right? Or they want to get ahead of it. So there's ways that they feel time and they recognize it, but not in the same way we do.
00:49:50
Speaker
So I think that's why we're also like, huh? Yeah, because we track time in so many ways through the week, through the hour, the minute, the year, the decade, we start to kind of form these interwoven connections that we don't outwardly think about, but they're there.
Flow of Names and Language Challenges
00:50:05
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It's funny because i I actually have thought about like how, um,
00:50:12
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Sorry, had to... How I have a parakeet, right? And he can see out of the window. you can see the world around him, but he's always inside.
00:50:25
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And, you know, between the AC and the heat, it's always around the same, you know, 70 to 75.
00:50:34
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And yet, he molts, you know, at the same time birds do. And it's like, it's one thing when it's like migrating and they can be like, oh, it's getting cold. It's time for me to go.
00:50:49
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But it's like, what is telling his body now is the time. Ghosts. It must be the ghosts. It's ghosts. Or maybe he's a little birdie told him, like a really little birdie.
00:51:02
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Oh man, a littler birdie than him? Yeah, like a little, little birdie. The littlest birdie. The littlest green birdie. Versus the green littlest birdie. Oh.
00:51:14
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Gross. See? Out of order. Doesn't that feel weird? Isn't that fucking weird? I think, well, you'd have to move the adjective modifier, right? So, like, instead of green littlest birdie, it would have to be the green... No, because that's something different. Greenest little birdie. a Little greenest birdie?
00:51:38
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Or the greenest little birdie? ah yeah right don't like yeah even the even the modifier on the word doesn't really change it that much no and you have to keep it the same or it changes the definition gross don't remember that old toy from the 90s the littlest pet shop imagine if it was the pet littlest chop the pet littlest chop yeah i might just say shop but then i thought about erections and i said chop The bake-easy bruv-in, bro.
00:52:06
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The bake-easy oven, bro. The bake-easy oven. The bake-easy oven, bro.
00:52:16
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The bake-easy oven is such a weird combination of fucking words. but It's like offensive to my throat. Like it hurts my throat to stress my vocal cords to say the bake easy oven. It's ah, it hurts to do that. It's too many E sounds next to each other, like hard E sounds. Yeah, bro. The bake easy oven. Bake easy oven.
00:52:38
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Bake easy oven. Okay. The bake easy oven. If I do it, if I really think about it, can do it fast. Bake easy oven. Whoa. That still hurts to do that. That's offensive to my vocal cords. Oh, man.
00:52:51
Speaker
I hate that. Why do I hate that so much? Well, you know what? That's your homework for next episode. You have to figure out what it is about that that you hate. And I'll give you the starting point for another, like, grammar deep dive.
00:53:06
Speaker
I think it's the feeling. The bake-easy oven. Yeah, but why? why What about the feeling? Like, look it up. Maybe there's a thing. It's the vocal there's a feeling. Where, like, you know how...
00:53:18
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there are some combinations of words that make sense. Like let's let's use Adam and Danny as an example, two proper nouns just as a title. Let's say we're going to see the movie, Adam and Danny, or someone just saying, when are Adam and Danny coming over?
00:53:35
Speaker
Right. Danny and Adam feels better. Danny and Adam. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You that sounds better than Adam and Danny? and Absolutely. I'm not saying it because my name's first. I'm just saying there's a flow to how this. Oh, well, I am saying it because my name's first.
00:53:52
Speaker
I'm just saying what sounds easier to say. Adam and Danny. Adam and Danny sounds easier to say. But Danny and Adam is better. And that's fine. know I don't have a problem with Danny and Adam. But what I am saying is one of them feels easier to say. Yes. and Adam and Danny. Definitely. it It sets.
00:54:11
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I think I figured it out for you. It the first word sets your mouth up for the second word. Right. There's like a connect. It's seems easy to go from M to D. Adam, Danny.
00:54:22
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Like you. It just flows. But going from Y to A is a little bit harder because you're like Danny Adams. Right. Danny, like, because your, your name ends with a vowel sound Danny.
00:54:37
Speaker
Right. And then it goes to another vowel and to another vowel Adam. Right. Even though there is a D at the end of and, which you could say and Adam, I guess, but there's something about that hard a sound and followed by another hard Adam that just like feels weird in the mouth and in the throat and like, and Adam versus and Danny.
00:54:59
Speaker
Right. You almost just fuse the two D's together to make and Danny versus. well Honestly, when I think about it, I don't even say and it would just be Adam and Danny. Right. Adam and Danny. Right. Exactly. Yeah. dan But like, it's harder to do just the n with Danny and Adam.
00:55:21
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Like you, you have to do the A because you can't just make an N sound after an E sound. Right. like anyim Like, you can still hear that little A in there.
00:55:32
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Do you think Tom and Jerry would have been as successful if it was called Jerry and Tom? Ew. No, I hope not. Right? Like, it's not as bad, but it's still not it's still harder than Tom and Jerry. Could you imagine if Ed, Ed, and Eddie was just like Ed, Ed, and Eddie?
00:55:48
Speaker
Or what if it was Eddie, Ed, and Ed? Oh. That would actually be harder. Eddie, Ed, and Ed. Oh, I hate it. Eddie, Ed, and Ed. Right? So anyway, audience, I hope that like you think about these things when you hear them, and it may not change your life.
00:56:04
Speaker
It may not change your day, but it's just an interesting way to keep different parts of your neuroplasticity going, where you start to just form different ways of thinking about Even if you're not going to change it, why is it that way?
00:56:20
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And I just think it's a fun way to kind of fill your day without having your phone in front of you. You can entertain yourself just by reading a sign and thinking, you know what, if that were flipped the other way, that'd be real weird. What's that
Merchandise Store Update and Conclusion
00:56:31
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sound like?
00:56:31
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It just, those little kind of thought processes are, Build what's called neuroplasticity in your brain and thus does what the way that I like to create the metaphor of keeping the lights on longer in different parts of your brain.
00:56:44
Speaker
Yeah, it it increases the amount of nanoplastics in your brain, which is good. Right. You need more nanoplastics to fight the actual plastics, the microplastics. To fight the microplastics. There's actually like a war going on.
00:56:56
Speaker
Yeah, and you need the neuroplastics and the nanoplastics. Yeah, you need a really wrinkly brain, too, because it's trench warfare. The wrinklier the brain, the better, y'all. Yeah, you don't want those smooth brains. Right.
00:57:07
Speaker
Your brain can always build more neuropathways, but you have to give it reasons, too. Otherwise, it'll just learn what you're already doing, and you'll become smoother-brained as you continue your life. so And that's fucking neuroscience, bitch. Look it up.
00:57:21
Speaker
Bam. Anyway, ah Danny, do you want to wrap this episode up? I do. ah Before you do. I want to give an update that we were talking about last ah episode that we managed to get fixed before that episode went up.
00:57:35
Speaker
But you wouldn't know that because this one's coming out after that one. But the website, Cass and I worked together and got our store page on the website. You still have to go to an external link because it didn't quite integrate. But if you don't want to have two links, you have to remember, you can just go to fundsellersnetwork.biz and click on the store page. It's on the top bar.
00:57:55
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Or if you want to just... type your own hyperlink. It's fun and sellers network. Dot biz slash merch. And that'll take you right to where the little Marians are hanging out. and there's a store page. We're still trying to figure out how to make it look pretty on mobile. So sorry about that. It looks like shit sometimes, but it works. It'll take your rate to the Teespring store where you can see all the cool stuff we're working on.
00:58:14
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And I currently have an artist I'm working with at my place of business who has already started, had a similar vibe where they showed me some of their old sketches and they had a picture of a snail and it just said snail. And I said, I would love that on digital. And so I gave them my tablet to draw on and they've been making digital versions of them.
00:58:34
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And they also did bucket because they said, oh, this person draws a mean bucket. And they just said, i want to, I said, can you draw a bucket? And they said, yeah, i love labels like that. pulled out their sketchbook and they had snail in there. And I thought, that's funny. Would you care if I took that design and put it on a shirt?
00:58:49
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And I said, holy fuck, that would be hilarious. I will. How do I do that? And so I gave them my tablet and said, learn how to draw on this program. Get back to me. And they picked it up very quickly. And ah so we may have some more fun, simple designs coming on down the pipeline.
00:59:04
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But um just keep an eye out for that. But yeah, fun and sellers network dot biz slash merch and it'll take you right to the store. ah Please check it out because we would love if you would do that and help us to um maybe you eventually fund the network to the point where I can just pay Danny to be a full time artist.
00:59:19
Speaker
Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's cool. That's a dream. One of my dreams is to help you live out your dream. Oh, yay. Yeah. But eventually if your mom wants to just give us a bunch of money, that'd be cool too. But mom, you know,
00:59:36
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um I'm ready for my inheritance now, mom. I was going to say, you guys hold him out. He write all of his thank you cards from his bar mitzvah before he gave his money. um So just checking. Anyway, i just want to highlight that. And of course, you can submit your questions at FundersLersNetwork.biz. Anyway, Danny, take it away, buddy.
00:59:53
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Bye.
00:59:56
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Did you that because we're about to hit an hour? Yeah. Yeah. But now we're over. Fuck. Damn it. Well, that's okay. We can cut it. Yeah, but now. All right, fine. I guess we'll leave all this in I'll thank the people for listening.
01:00:11
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i don't have to pay unless it goes over two and a half hours. So we have. OK, we're fine. OK, so then sit tight, people. We still got an hour and a half left. Getting a big fat wad today. all right. Next question.
01:00:22
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Next question. ah Would you rather. i have one ready, but let's not get into that because I know next next time. next time i I don't have all the time in the world.
01:00:33
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ah Mostly because I'm too lazy to plug my computer in and it is slowly dying on me. ah Oh, there's the energy saver thing. Anyway, perfect timing.
01:00:44
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ah Thank you, everybody, for listening. We really do appreciate each and every one of you. ah Please head on over to funinstallersnetwork.biz, check out the merch, leave us some comments, questions, please rate the show wherever you see it.
01:00:57
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ah We do have the co-fi and all that, but... if If you can't afford it, don't worry. Just please continue listening. Tell your friends about us, you know, help spread the word no matter how much we try and put ourselves out there.
01:01:11
Speaker
Nothing will be better than just word of mouth ah to get others to listen. I'm sorry if I'm a little raspy, a little, you know, gross today. ah But thank you again for listening. We really do appreciate all of you.
01:01:25
Speaker
I'm Danny Guarantee signing out. Hasta la bye-bye. I love you all. Hasta la pasta, baby.