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Wet Face, Dry Phone
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How do you feel about putting on a snorkel and scribbling on the tub floor with a marker while you bathe?
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Opening Jokes and Introductions
00:00:00
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Okay, so now we can't say we didn't start before at o'clock. I just struck 7.59 when Aw, damn it, we're early. Ah, we could never do this on time. would rather come early than come too late.
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I've always said that. Hi, Mom. Anyway. Welcome, man. Yeah, hi, Mom. My mom ain't listening. No, not your mom, but my mom probably will be.
00:00:22
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now How do you feel knowing you just said that with my mom listening to this? Do you think your mom knows what, like, But like what I'm talking about, like when I say I but prefer to come early than come.
00:00:34
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Yes. You think she knows what that means? Yeah, I do. I do. No, parents don't know that. and Parents don't know that after they after they have kids, they forget stuff. You know what?
00:00:45
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Honestly, her knowing what that means would be the good ending. Like, hey, daddy, I heard Adam him say ah something I thought was supposed to be a joke on the last episode. Can you explain it to me?
00:00:58
Speaker
Yes, that that would be the bad ending. That would really suck. Our parents are people, too. They know stuff. OK, we're young once.
00:01:09
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They are still young. Terry, you're beautiful. So, you know, let's just kind of let's just move on. Our parents are people,
Preparing Questions and Discussion Flow
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too. So anyway, good morning.
00:01:22
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Now you said the next part. No, go ahead. No, no, no, no, no. You want to do it? It's been a while. Good afternoon and good evening, ladies gentlemen, a non-binary folks of Universal No, No, No, No. This is TOQ and welcome to the show. We've got Danny Guarantee on the show with us. Say hi, Danny.
00:01:35
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Hi, Danny. See, see how easy it is? and i know. it was i I missed this role. This was nice when it was like, you don't have to do anything. Yeah, that was really nice. Well, you know what, Danny?
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luck at Unless you chose a question, I actually have two things. that that Oh, I actually did choose a question. Oh, you did? Usually you come very early. Unprepared? I know.
00:01:59
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Yes, that's what I meant to say. actually had one this time. So you do have a question? Okay, well then I won't ask the question. No, no, no. We can do yours and I can do mine another time. no, no, no, no. I mean, mine aren't really... its so it's it's It's not so much a question.
00:02:13
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i mean, I guess it is, but... You know what? I have two things. They're short thoughts that I assume we could probably get some short conversation from. So I'll hit you with these first. And then you let me know, like, by the time we wrap up our conversation, if you want to ask your actual question.
00:02:29
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All right. Look, I've already given up on the 20 minutes, so let's do it. All right. I bet you we can do it this time. Ready? Here
Bathtub Creativity and Humor
00:02:35
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we go. This one is on the random thoughts Reddit page from drowning pickle two days ago.
00:02:40
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Thank you. Drowning pickle. And he says, or they say I'm very baked and thought I've always hated a bath showers are for me, but I just thought maybe I'm doing it wrong instead of laying in a tub face up, which I hate.
00:02:54
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I could put a mask and snorkel on and draw on the tub floor. And then that's where it stops. It's like, there's no question. It's just them just talking about their thoughts. It's the random thoughts.
00:03:07
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I mean... so I thought maybe... Somebody said, honestly, that sounds like peak creativity while baked. And I thought, Danny, how do you feel about the idea of being face down, ass up with a snorkel in your mouth in the bathtub?
00:03:28
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I would... I would absolutely... I would love for that to happen, and I have my head enough underwater that I can't hear anything. And then Mbeluga is calling me and she comes into the bathroom and you just see my ass hanging out of the water.
00:03:45
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Oh yeah, you know she's going to take a pic. She's like, well this one's for the scrapbook. Oh my God. What a beautiful thought. And so I love the idea of like the very end. They said, I could, I'm so bored.
00:04:00
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You know, they're, they're, they're bored in the shower. They hate doing it. Maybe they're doing it wrong. And they thought the way to spice up a bath, put on a mask and snorkel and draw on the tub floor. So then now I'm thinking like with what?
00:04:14
Speaker
Hmm. All right. What are you going to draw with underwater that will, be a beautiful sight that when the tub drains, you'll still have it. Or is the point to just have it while the tub is there, like while the water is it in the tub, but it drains with the like, you know, it's a temporary art.
00:04:32
Speaker
I would guess it would be that right. I mean, it would be real hard. Like you'd have to use like permanent marker, but no, that one I'll wash off that. Anything like that. Well,
00:04:43
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It would also get in the water that you're in. like Right. Like, can you draw? Like, have you ever like we have to experiment with this, like fill up like a bowl and like take a permanent marker and shove it down into the bowl and try to draw on the the bottom of the bowl.
00:04:57
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I mean, I can just place it in the water. I don't think I need to be that rough with it. don't know need to shove it into the bowl. Right. But either way, like, can you draw on the on the bottom of something whilst the marker is totally submerged?
00:05:12
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I've never tried that with a permanent marker before. Yeah, I no idea. have no idea. ah But I do, for um Drowning Pickle, I do have a life hack for you ah that we actually, my parents and I used to do this when we'd go fishing and crabbing, and it's something that you can ah adapt for when you're in your bath.
00:05:35
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Okay. All right, you ready for this? Yeah. You take a Ziploc bag. And you put your phone in it. And now your phone has a waterproof case. Right.
00:05:47
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And now you can play a game on your phone, watch YouTube, or doom scroll while in the bath. They can put the phone on the bottom of the of the tub and then put their face under with the snorkel and enjoy like wet face dry phone.
00:06:05
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yeah That sounds like a ah weird porn video. Wet face dry phone. As it was leaving my mouth, I was like, oh, that's good. There's another good clip. It's like face down, ass up, face dry, folk. And you are face down, ass up.
00:06:30
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I know, that's what I'm saying. It comes full circle. So do i That's hilarious. Oh my god.
00:06:40
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I'm in a silly mood today, I'm sorry. Yeah, what? um mean I like it. no i like it I'm in a sexy mood. You got the giggles today. You know, I haven't gotten any in a couple of months, so I think my brain just kind of focused on, you know, the sexy stuff.
00:06:53
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um Like Drowning Pickle, you know, I had to pick that. they' you sure naked You're naked in a tub. You know, drawing is very sexual. ah um Especially drawing wet in a tub.
00:07:05
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Very, very sexual. It doesn't have to be. huh it doesn't have to be you know it's it doesn't have to be sexual why wouldn't it be why would it be you're drawing a picture it could be anything it could be nice you know this could be just like some nice no no no i mean creative of time the feeling that it evokes is very can be very oh i don't know i think that's that's You're over sexualized. You ever just like draw and you press them the marker or the crayon the colored pencil at just the right angle of the on the paper.
00:07:44
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And you're like, ooh, oh, I think I'm onto something here. And then you're just like, you know, the more you do it, it creates that kind of audio sensory physical stimulation where you're like, oh, oops, now I'm drawing on my knees.
00:07:58
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u Oh, you know, and then before you know what your legs like 15 different colors as you just keep like, you know, yeah we've all been there, right? Right.
00:08:09
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Are you OK? Are we canceled? Hello? are you Are you all right?
00:08:15
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Yes, I'm Daniel. I'm fine. You good? Sure. Okay. Yes. I took a killer nap earlier and I feel refreshed now. So I think oh that maybe that's it a lot of cylinders. um ah Yeah, I don't know.
00:08:33
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um You never you don't you've never. Well, see. All right. Here's here's what ah here's what I got for you. When you close your eyes and you picture your drowning pickle in this tub upside down.
00:08:43
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or Yeah, I have been since I read this. Yeah. Do you picture Drowning Pickle of the male or female persuasion? Honestly, with a name like Drowning Pickle, I can't imagine as anything other than a male doing. Yeah, same. Just like I imagine like a like a Billy, like a happy Gilmore or a Billy Madison kind of situation where it's like a dude just wearing like shower shorts. And he just like he's like pretending like he's swimming and he has his little snorkel on and goggles and his face is under the fucking water. And he's just trying to get like a bleeding marker to write anything on the bottom of the top.
00:09:18
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And it's just making the color or making the water all colored. Here's what's real bad. Not only was I imagining a male doing this, um I was imagining somebody like really big, so like they're not even fitting.
00:09:35
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Oh, like a Jabba the Hutt situation? They're laying down, but it's like they're just laying face down. They're not floating in the water. They're just... Right, yeah. I don't know why that's where my head went.
00:09:46
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ah but well ah You know what? I think if you try it with like a Crayola marker. Right. Like those ones that are meant to be washable.
00:10:00
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I think there's a chance you might be able to get something on the bottom of the floor, but if nothing else, if you take you're going to just not want to want these markers anymore. This is probably a one time deal on these markers, but you take them into the tub.
00:10:11
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You take a fistful of markers, just pop the fucking caps off and you just try, try going to town inside of that bathtub the best you can underwater. And if it doesn't work, you have like the equivalence of like, you know, like when you have marshmallow cereals and the milk starts to change colors, you're going to have that same situation like in your bathtub where like the water's going I don't think that's healthy.
00:10:36
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It's not non-toxic. They're non-toxic markers. I guess that's that literally says non-toxic. You can eat them and be fine. Toxic. I don't think that's what they mean, though.
00:10:48
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i like I think it means like, oh, you know, if you find your kid, you know, sucking on the tip of the marker and he gets some in his mouth, they won't kill him. Right. I think that's different than I'm literally submerged in a compound of like with this marker and and now it's seeping into every pore of my body, but it's still non-toxic. it It can't, you can literally draw on yourself with those markers and wash it off and be fine. Like there's, that's why they're non-toxic. There's nothing about them that can poison you.
00:11:16
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And the fact of the matter is, too, Danny, even if you use a whole box of standard like 12 to 24 markers, if you fill up your bathtub even halfway, that is way more dilution than like the fucking markers can put out. Right.
00:11:29
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like Chances they're not even going to bleed their entire color palette unless you crack the plastic end off and just let it all bleed out like that. Right. It's fine. Live a little, Daniel. Come on. Well, wet face, dry phone.
00:11:41
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I have one last issue with this.
Adam's Story and Humorous Tangents
00:11:45
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If I'm face down and my ass is in the air, how am I going to catch all my farts? How are you going to catch all your farts?
00:11:51
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Yeah. Why would you need to catch your farts while you're doing arts?
00:11:58
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Don't you catch your farts when you're in the tub? now Well, not while I'm doing arts, though. You can't spell fart without art. Well, you can get artsy fartsy. You can get artsy fartsy, but I'm not catching my farts because I'm using the farts to make my arts. So all the energy is being channeled down. Using the fart to make the art.
00:12:16
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I'm using the fart to make the art by instead of firing, you know, so you're only working with brown markers is what you're telling me. No, no, no. Think about it like this. You ever watch a cannon get shot on like a Civil War reenactment movie?
00:12:29
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And like when the cannon goes off, it has like a little bit of like backfire on it where like it rolls back a little bit. Right. It's like that, except when you fart, it pushes your hand and body forward. It can help you stay submerged in the water.
00:12:45
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You know, like a sh like that with that mantis shrimp.
00:12:52
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Ah, yes, of course. You know, the one that can break the sound barrier, like traveling underwater? ah Pistol shrimp. The pistol shrimp. Sorry, the pistol shrimp. i thought it was called the mantis shrimp.
00:13:05
Speaker
Where the fuck did I get that name from? That's a different... No, that's a shrimp as well, but that's not... Oh. I thought the mantis shrimp was the one that... Hang on. Shrimp that breaks sound barrier. I don't know if they actually break the sound barrier or not.
00:13:17
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Oh, it is the pistol shrimp. You're right. Oh, no, the mantis shrimp, it's the same thing. that The mantis shrimp can create a small sonic boom. Maybe it's the same creature. um this Maybe it's just like a different name for the same one. I don't know.
00:13:30
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Yeah, they like use that shit to knock motherfuckers out. Oh, yeah, dude. They're insane. Yeah. But anyway, you know, yeah, you just like, and then when you go underwater and you just roll your markers all over the floor. yeah yeah How's your, how's your, was it your nephew?
00:13:51
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I haven't checked in with him about it honestly. Mm-hmm. I stole one of his Pokemon cards the other day and threw it in a bonfire. was the last time I talked him. Jesus, why? He was being a real shithead and he had like five Lucarios. So just to show him I was serious, I burned one of them.
00:14:07
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You know, because kids think that like adults are just like giving idle threats, so they still test you. Where I'm like, Uncle Adam didn't come to fuck around today. Like if you're going to be a little shitheel and be mean and say mean things, was like, this is a consequence, homie.
00:14:19
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I just took one of those. He has five Lucarios. And I was like, all right, well, now you have four. Set him up in flames. That poor Lucario. No, Lucario is fine. He's fucking overrated anyway. i don't even know which one Lucario. He only has that much kind of a that kind of a fandom because of the furry community. Right. Like, he's not like that. don't know which one's Lucario.
00:14:38
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That's like the little one that looks like Lucario. You know, the one. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, the one that looks like Lucario. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Sorry. I only know Gen 1. Got you. It looks probably the most like... Oh, is it the blue one that's like... Yeah, it's like the blue guy looks like ah he was like a coyote.
00:14:56
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Yes, he was in Smash Brothers. He did like the big old energy ball. Oh, yeah. Okay, I know which one it is. All right. Well, look at that. We're at 15 minutes just on that discussion alone, Danny. See?
00:15:07
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Fucking did it. We could be done now. second We could be done now. But I know you have a second thing. I do. We don't have to do it, but if you want to, I'll do it. But I'm just saying, we could be done now.
00:15:19
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No. How much time do you want to spend together recording this podcast?
00:15:24
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Forever. You know, I can go all day. I'm in a silly mood. um I don't know, but 15 feels short. See? Okay. All right.
00:15:34
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This is also a quick one. This is from the no stupid questions. The last one was 15 minutes. What do you mean this is also a quick one? We've had some discussions where I especially was upset or into it and went for like 15 minutes as talking on my side of things.
00:15:49
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So that was pretty quick. Again, we're at 15 minutes. I didn't lose track of time. I know exactly where we were. Well, whereas This one is from medium doubt 8774 from the no stupid questions. Read it from 13 hours ago.
00:16:03
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not safe for work. So listen. All right. Is there such a thing as platonic porn? And they go on to say, is there a website for videos of just fully clothed cuddling or people staring longingly in each other's eyes saying I love you like something to give me the warm fuzzies, but not sexual.
00:16:26
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One person did answer the Hallmark channel, which is quite funny. um And apparently there are also videos you can find for like, if like marketing, they have like short videos for like, Oh, warm up by the fire and blah, blah, blah. Like not actual, like, you know, they're, they're just for ads and video production.
00:16:46
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So, but I mean, what do you think about? plus on i i don't know if so you could take leave and call it porn at that point, but, um, platonic porn somebody just wants to watch videos of people just snuggling do you think that would be successful oh yeah i mean that is a type of service you can pay for right is a professional snuggler somebody who will come over and just like there's no sexual aspect to it but they come over and they talk to you and snuggle you and all this stuff i don't worry i don't don't know how i know that one but don't worry about that right um
00:17:24
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But I know that that's a thing. And I was actually, my first thought was, um, oh, what's it called? Reddit made me smile. So there's like different communities within this big conglomerate called Reddit.
00:17:39
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And one of them is made me smile. And it's just story after story of like, feel good moments and feel good things. Um, I, I'm on that one because God damn, I need that sometimes.
00:17:52
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But ah yeah, and it's exactly that. I mean, it's not videos of people you know looking longingly in each other's eyes and stuff, but it's news stories. And I um i think the last one I saw was like a video of a woman talking about how her house was destroyed in a storm.
00:18:12
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And as she's talking about it and like, oh, yeah, I don't know where my dog is and all this stuff, the dog just shows up. And the joy between the two of them, it was beautiful. Oh man, Danny, you can't go any longer. I can only get so excited after hearing that.
00:18:28
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Are you okay? Yeah. Did you, like, accidentally take an aphrodisiac today? Yeah, it's called a nap.
00:18:40
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i didn't I took a really, really bodacious nap, but I was really good. Oh my goodness. I managed to get a fire started earlier in the fire pit to finish off a log that I wet last night.
00:18:52
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um Wait, are we still being sexual or ah do you mean that literally? Hey, Hey, listen. what I don't know, man, with you. Hey, man, i was I was face up log wet last night.
00:19:07
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um No, like my roommates start like they do this thing. I hate that they do it. They they'll they like to drink during the week, which is problematic sometimes if I'm being honest.
00:19:18
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And what they do is my one roommate is a pyromaniac and always wants to fucking just have a fire going. He's just like obsessed. And so. Like it'll be like 98 fucking degrees out. So he goes time for fire. I'm like, we don't need the yard to be any hotter, but like he'll go and start a fire. he he pays so much money for firewood.
00:19:37
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Um, but now we have extra cause we took down some trees recently. And you feel like a giant log. They started like a fresh fire last night. And then they both went to bed shortly after because they were like pass out drunk.
00:19:48
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So I went out there like 11 o'clock last night, seeing this raging fire in the backyard. was like, and no one's out here watching this fucking thing. Like I can see it from my window. um But I was like, what the hell?
00:20:00
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And so I went out there and I was like, well, fuck this. So there's like a massive log from the tree that we took down in there. It's still freshly burning. I was like, no, they don't get to have this. So I went and grabbed the hose and was just like spraying up into the air, just like dousing it every now and then trying to make it rain. And I was standing off camera because I knew they were going to look.
00:20:16
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And so i was standing off camera just making it look like it was raining with the hose. And so like I was just like dousing it every so often and until finally it started like just go down like little flickers and stuff.
00:20:26
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So I went out there earlier to or after work today to find that there's still like a half of that log left that like didn't burn from the embers that were underneath it. And so I was like, I wonder if I get this bad boy to light like I've never been able to successfully start a fire in this fire pit without using like ah what's that fluid you use um like lighter fluid, like lighter fluid.
00:20:47
Speaker
Um, that's what I'm gonna do. Light things. Yeah. Yeah. That lighter fluid fluid for light. that ah Yeah. It goes in lighters. What's that called? Um, but, uh, anyway, so I used just like a couple of paper towels and like some old dried leaves and sticks I found like near the debris of the trees we cut down and got at the start. And I was like, I am survivor.
00:21:06
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I did it. i am man. And so I think that was the aphrodisiac from that. Plus like having a solid nap right before that. I mean, that is pretty hot. It was. And, you know, and it's it's it's that big log is now gone, but it burned down very slowly versus in like a raging inferno with no one watching it.
00:21:26
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And, you know, I feel like I saved the forest, but also, you know, started flames in a safe way. And I feel very cool about that. So and then I saw, um you know, was his name drowning pickle. And I just thought, well, that just.
00:21:45
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Really getting me all sorts of revved up. And then I knew I was going to be talking to you, Danny. And I was like, boy, i don't know if I'm going to to contain myself today. know. You know what I'm saying? So anyway, platonic porn.
00:21:57
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Danny, here's my pitch. Go for it. What if, you know, because we live on separate sides of, well, not of the state, because you are technically not in my state. But, you know, you're on the other end touching my state.
00:22:09
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And so I was thinking, instead of like being able to do stuff in person, we should film short videos of us just like being really, really cute with each other and then put those on the Internet for people to enjoy.
00:22:24
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You mean like
Adam's Reflection on Performance and Audience Connection
00:22:25
Speaker
a relationship goals video we have? Like the relationship goals video we have, but like, you know, we're not in person. So we have to try to create those things. We set the example through online interaction. We both get on webcam. We wear our finest finery, or maybe we don't. Maybe we have like a bum day where we're just dressed in our sweats and have our hair up.
00:22:45
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And, you know, we just like say really sweet things to each other for a few minutes. And then we post clips of it on YouTube or on Instagram. And just like that's that's platonic porn for people is us just saying like real loving things to each other, very sweet things to each other and getting those nice warm fuzzies.
00:23:05
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And then that's it. And we'll just we we'll just call it PP platonic porn. ah We will workshop the name. Yeah, we I mean, we can call something else like ah like ah chill, hand loving boy. No, love loving loving guy. Guy love.
00:23:27
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Well, guy love is already a scrubs thing, so I don't want to steal that. We can call it bro dude love.
00:23:35
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Or we'll workshop it. We'll call it buddy, but buddy. Bunking. Buddy, but he buts yeah, ah buddy bunkering.
00:23:48
Speaker
Yeah, well yeah, that's exactly right. When we think we've both achieved maximum gratitude from our interaction, we can both press a button at the same time to say, like, we're both there. We agree we've reached. We did it.
00:24:02
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We both made it. And we'll have a challenge. We have to finish in two minutes or less. Hmm. Yeah, because we have to keep the content short to make put on YouTube shorts and Instagram.
00:24:13
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I see. Right. So we call we'll call it two two guys, two minutes.
00:24:25
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One log, wet phone. but No, dry phone. Let's just call it wet face dry phone. Let's just call it dry face wet phone. No, let's just call it wet face dry phone. And that's just what it's called. That's just. Yeah. what Oh, that's what we're going to call it. That's the Sears. It's called wet face dry phone. that's people like That's as descriptive as lemon party. Don't look that one up.
00:24:49
Speaker
Yeah, that's when you buy a bad car at a car lot and then you all go hang out with them as they break together. Yep, that that's what that is. No need to look it up.
00:25:01
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That's what that is. Is living party like a golden shower thing? Or is that something else? don't know. It's not that either. It's a website. Tell it to me in a way that's not the words that it is.
00:25:13
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It's a website where there's a lot of bros buddy bunking.
00:25:21
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But like hu
00:25:24
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on the next level.
00:25:28
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Like. With markers. I'm sure that some of them have markers. Do you remember those markers that smelled like different fruits? And as an adult, I'm like, why did they do that? So like because kids have been like, oh, this one's black licorice. Oh, this one's strawberry. Oh, this one's lemon. I mean, I remember that being a thing. I also remember them not at all smelling like they were supposed to. Yeah, but like you always want to smell them before you started coloring with them.
00:25:55
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And I'm like. Why would they do that?
00:26:00
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Why would they put name the markers after food and think kids aren't going to want to fuck with that? Give it a lick. Yeah. We actually you have awesome my favorite soap scent is in the bathroom right now.
00:26:13
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And it is Black Cherry Merlot from Bath and Body Works. Mel picked it up because she got it one time and I was obsessed with it. It smells so good. And I finally realized the other day it's I don't give ah any damn about the wine.
00:26:30
Speaker
Like, I'm like, i whatever, I don't drink. But it smells like what cherry candy tasted like as a kid. And I finally realized that's why I'm so obsessed with this stuff.
00:26:44
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It ah smells so good. Interesting. Mm-hmm. Black Cherry Merlot, highly recommend. Black Cherry Merlot.
00:26:56
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If you like cherry candies as a kid, hmm, good smell. Bad taste. Interesting. Yeah. Well, hey, you know what? Black Cherry Merlot, I think, was an alternate ah song title for Raspberry Beret.
00:27:14
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But I think that's ultimately where Prince went with it. I think that was Prince, right? Oh, no. He's like, raspberry. Am I think it's not even raspberry beret? I'm pretty sure that's a fucking title of the song, You're not allowed to take naps anymore.
00:27:29
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i it is Prince. It's called Raspberry Beret from 1985. Okay. Wow. And it reached number two on the Billboard a Hot 100 chart. Oh, see, I don't care about anything on their number one I don't know what the song is about. I'm gonna look it up. Let's see.
00:27:46
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Uh, the lyrics concern a sexual experience with a girl who wears a raspberry colored beret. Which is weird, because Prince is gay as hell. So like, it's just crazy that that's like a song that he made.
00:27:58
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um So it's, you know, you think it'll be a dude, but, you know, maybe he knew he was like, you know, they're going to want to hear songs about girls because, you know. But I remember I remember where I was when I finally realized um that the one song, ah there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girl my girlfriend's bed, was about cheating.
00:28:27
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I remember I was in the car, like we were going food shopping and I heard it and I was like, wait a second.
00:28:36
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That's not right. Early morning, every morning with Sugar Ray. See I can for the weekend midnight stand. Or one-night stand. It's like, oh, one-night stand. Hey, I know what that is now.
00:28:51
Speaker
Huh. I didn't know that. Yeah. think that song's all about cheating. You know what song's also about cheating? That song... Lips of an Angel.
00:29:03
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Lips of an Angel. i think I've probably said this dozens of times, but it still pisses me off that people just don't Like, that one's not even, like, subtle. It Wasn't Me is also about cheating. It Wasn't Me. Yeah, that they so they opened with that.
00:29:17
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Like, I just, my girl just caught song is literally just, I got caught cheating, the song. Yeah. Or there's, ah but also not about cheating, but Semitrom Kind of Life is about getting fucked up on drugs.
00:29:32
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know, even when he goes, doing crystal meth will lift you up until you play, you don't stop. You know, he literally says doing crystal meth, but I never heard that as a kid. Oh, wow. Yeah, i'd never I never realized that.
00:29:43
Speaker
Semi-chime kind of live. We used to single version of that in school. We call it i mean semi-formed kind of poop when like you're almost ready to poop. Semi-formed kind of poop. Baby, baby.
00:29:57
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We were silly. Um, yeah, work anyway. Yeah. yeah So before we wrap up, Danny, I need to explain myself just a little bit.
00:30:09
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oh Oh, this should be got to do something at work that I think I told you about a little bit, but I got to do something at work the other day that I haven't gotten to do in a very, very long time, which was get up in front of an audience of people with a microphone.
00:30:28
Speaker
And right. man, I've been like riding that wave of like, ah for the first few days i was riding on like, just like, I feel good. People were very complimentary to me. They came out of their way to talk to me. i had conversations with people. I barely talked to you at work who were really excited. And they said, thanks for making it fun. Usually those meetings are boring.
00:30:47
Speaker
I got such good like gratitude from so many people. And I was riding that wave of personal interaction, human interaction, and just getting to do this thing that I know that I'm good at. And like, But I started flip-flopping the past few days from like kind of like a manic depressive thing of like it's over now and I don't know what I'm going to get to do that again.
00:31:07
Speaker
You know, to like I want more. And so I'm stuck in like this weird limbo state of like I love what I did, but like how the fuck do I get to the next hit? Like I need that next dopamine hit so bad now.
00:31:20
Speaker
And so I think that's also where some of my silliness is coming from is like, like, because I've been on it all week because it happened on Tuesday, which was when the big what we call our all staff meeting is and 100 plus people were there that usually aren't always in the building all at the same time or they work remote or whatever.
00:31:37
Speaker
And so a lot of things went awry and I got to improvise and just kind of like keep everything going. And I got a lot of laughs from people and they weren't kind of expecting that. Cause usually it's not a very funny, sometimes there's like humorous moments, like, but like it's not meant to be a constantly funny thing. But every time I got up to like announce, I was pretty much just the announcer.
00:31:56
Speaker
every time I got up there, I would crack like a joke. Like at one point, I had my reading, like my glasses, and I took them up with me with the clipboard I was supposed to read. And i was like, ah, dang, I can't really read this that well. Hang on, let me put my readers on. And I took my glasses and I put them on my forehead.
00:32:12
Speaker
And i was like, ah, that's better. And I started reading. Man, the crowd loved that shit. That was like such a simple joke. But man, they were cracking up. And then like something broke and I got to improvise this game show thing because like the machine wasn't working well and the program wasn't working.
00:32:25
Speaker
but Anyway, I just been kind of like on an up and down thing because I was like, I want so badly. Like this show is one of the few things that sustains me in a similar way in that like I get to be a little bit more authentic.
00:32:36
Speaker
Not that role players wasn't, but there's still like a structure to it where like this is just me and you just hanging out talking about shit. And I know there are people listening, but the thing that I'm missing from it is that there aren't people in front of me.
00:32:50
Speaker
Right. um And so I didn't realize how badly I was missing that from like when I was working as a dance instructor. Every Thursday we did a party and I got to do the announcements or like when we had our big dance events, like every quarter or, or at like every semi annually, or like when I would do, I would volunteer on Christmas time to go downtown and teach like people who would come up to the downtown studio and we do like salsa and shit. And there'd be like 70, 80 people packed into this little room, anything that gave me a microphone and a crowd. I was like,
00:33:20
Speaker
and I could just improvise a little and educate a little, I was like my brain fired on all cylinders. And I haven't gotten to do that in a really
Podcasting Challenges and Engagement Strategies
00:33:28
Speaker
long time. So that like, when I was coming down from it all on Tuesday into Wednesday, slept like shit Tuesday night. Cause my brain was thinking about it all night.
00:33:36
Speaker
And like, I didn't realize how badly I was missing that. Like I just, how good I am at it. Like I was doubting myself because i haven't done it in such a long time. But the moment the HR guy was like, just do whatever you want, man.
00:33:47
Speaker
I was like, really? i won't get fired. And he goes, well, I didn't say you won't get fired, but you know, do whatever you want. i was like, you know what? I'm going to roll with it. And, ah you know, so I think I'm kind of on an up and down like swirl right now from all of that. And I think every time I take a nap, like i I relive those moments when I'm sleeping.
00:34:05
Speaker
And so like I'm up right now after doing all that shit being like, yeah, I got to be extra amped on the microphone because I haven't gotten to do this since Tuesday. um So I think that's probably also part of it now that I've had time to process thinking thinking about you know, wet phones or wet faces. i keep thinking of wet phones, wet faces and dry phones. Dude.
00:34:24
Speaker
I think wet phones are my kink. I don't know. and Well, let's see here. We have ah on Indeed Live Game Presenters.
00:34:37
Speaker
Oh. In-studio Live Game Presenter. There's gotta be a way to, like, turn this into a gig work that I can do. Like, i could like I've looked into, like,
00:34:49
Speaker
You know, there's people that do trivia nights. They host trivia nights. ah I could probably do that and be really, really good at it. But the pay for those is usually very bad when you're just starting out. um have And while I'd be doing it, and well, I'd be mostly doing it for the fun of it. Like because there's that structure to it, I would want to get paid well for it.
00:35:08
Speaker
I thought about stand up, too. But again, that's more structured. i would do better and like more of like a maybe if I was doing crowd work kind of thing, because I really got the shine at the meeting when things broke. And I just started like interacting with people, asking questions, raising hands. It was one point where the answers to the quiz that they were doing, the answers were on the wall. We have these giant posters on the wall that say like, Oh, this year we distributed X million amount of pounds or something.
00:35:32
Speaker
And I didn't realize they were there. Cause I don't go on that part of the warehouse much. So but i was like, how do you guys all fucking know this? And they're like, it's on the wall. And then like, We got finally got to a question that wasn't on the wall and no one knew how to answer the question.
00:35:45
Speaker
So I was like real, I got real big. I stood up on a chair. i wass like, y'all ain't so freaking smart when the answers aren't on the wall, are you? know And like the crowd was like howling, dude. And I was like, my brain was on fire. So like, I think I could do something like that, but it would have to be like really loose material.
00:36:00
Speaker
to do like stand up because I i think stand up is hard because people are expecting you to be funny. Right. They expect you to come with jokes that are funny where like I wasn't really going up there, like super preparing for a lot of humor or at least structure. It was just like the interaction that like makes it fun.
00:36:17
Speaker
I mean, you know, we could always just start doing these live. We should do it live. Let's just go ask if we can set up in like malls and shit and just do TOQ live. Can we just do our thing? We'll take questions live on air.
00:36:31
Speaker
I would love to have a radio show that lets us do that. If we could find a way to make podcasting more like a radio show where you could call in and take calls, that'd be dope.
00:36:43
Speaker
Did I tell you I was almost a radio DJ once? No, but we could probably do that if we streamed. That's true. We could do it if we streamed it. um That's a good idea. um But we'd have to try to find a way to get somebody into the call with us to or unless they send us in like a voice clip, we could play it like that and like try to I could try to upload it. to the You just have to make a discord.
00:37:08
Speaker
um I would make a new account for this, but you do that and you know, and you you have a discord and you say anybody who wants to call in.
00:37:19
Speaker
That's true. We literally just bring them into the call from the Discord server. That's true. You know what? I think we should think about something like that. But. um Yeah, I think I think that's a good idea. um Let me ponder more on that. Listeners, what do you think about that? Is that too much? Is that too little? Do you think that's a cool idea? Yeah, who cares what you think?
00:37:42
Speaker
You know, I notice on. I'm sorry. I love you. I notice on Spotify, we only have seven. ah reviews oh my god we ask you to do one thing although smosis did leave us a comment on the most recent on our episode about violent therapy and a new way to wipe he did release a comment on there that says you are correct i as a listener of this podcast am an adult so thank you for that comment coming from one of the youngest people in our server
00:38:16
Speaker
Hey, you know what? He's still typically an adult. adult yeah He's 10 years my junior and that's my little baby boy brother. And I love him to bits. Moses, you're the best. And um yeah, that's exciting.
00:38:30
Speaker
So, hey, now some and here's your new challenge. If you're on Spotify, find that comment from Moses and respond to that comment and tell him if you're an adult or not.
00:38:41
Speaker
um If we we should come up with something special to do to reward people for that. Like I like a. Oh, listen, Danny, do you think you convinced Terry had to do a show if we reach a certain amount of like subs or comments on like ah on on our show?
00:38:58
Speaker
I don't know. I'll ask her. I think the listeners would love to have ah just an episode and we can let Terry pick the question or the what the topic. So that way she's totally comfortable. Yeah, whatever.
00:39:10
Speaker
Or maybe we get um Luga on. Hang on. ah Hey, mom. Yeah, it's it's Dan. Hey, how you doing? ah My co-host here wants to know if ah you'd be willing to guest on TOQ if we reached a certain amount of like likes or comments on different things. um You know, he wanted me to ask you, so I'm asking you.
00:39:31
Speaker
ah Just let me know whenever you can. Thank you. Yeah. Could you know what what app do you listen on? Because if you listen on Spotify, Just go respond to this on this episode and leave a comment.
00:39:42
Speaker
a I don't have Apple to see the comments on there, um unfortunately. So like I need someone to you're going to get Apple and you're going to find out that we have like 80 comments per episode on Apple.
00:39:54
Speaker
You know what? I'm pretty sure you're going to so silly. Is there what the fuck is the even the website for like to look at that? Because I think there's a way silly. There's a way to log into that and at least look at those things.
00:40:07
Speaker
I probably have an iTunes account. I just, like, don't use it. Oh, man. iTunes. Or is it called Apple Music now? That's a throwback. Is it not iTunes anymore? don't know.
00:40:20
Speaker
I have an Android now. Shit. I'm going to search. I'm to search. That's our queue on Apple Music and see. I stopped using iPhones when I couldn't have just music on it anymore, and I had to start using Spotify and stuff.
00:40:33
Speaker
What the fuck? fuck are the podcasts on Apple Music? is It's still called Apple Music, right? Is there an Apple podcast? Oh, maybe it's called Apple Podcast. I don't know, man.
00:40:46
Speaker
ah Okay, let me try that. Let's see. That's our cue. Let's see. Oh, damn it. Oh, we popped up. There we are.
00:40:56
Speaker
okay Okay. And it's the first thing, too. That's good. That means we have a good name. It's the first thing that comes up. It's the first thing that comes up when you search. That's our queue. We have to find some other things to it.
00:41:07
Speaker
You're listening to us just like doing planning on the show, guys, because I forgot that we're still recording. Yeah, no, we are still. Oh, my computer just went to sleep. I hope I'm still here. I don't know if you can see comments on.
00:41:21
Speaker
I can't see them on at least a website version of Apple Podcasts. We really are just going to bring them with us on this journey, huh? Dixon said he left us a comment. I don't know which one.
00:41:32
Speaker
Was it on ah Spotify or was it on Apple? Buttcheeks. Where was it? I don't think it was on Buttcheeks. See, it doesn't tell me because... like Oh, shit. I found it. Hang on. Imposter syndrome is sus.
00:41:44
Speaker
Imposter syndrome is very sus, says Moses. And then Dixon says you're both swellas. um Apparently, left this comment two weeks ago. What? That's cool.
00:41:56
Speaker
Huh? Thanks, guys. I'm going to leave a comment to. ah On your own show. Well, yeah, because like it doesn't.
00:42:07
Speaker
Oh, it doesn't it doesn't, you know, it doesn't listen to explicit episodes. I have to sign in. Are we explicit? Says we can't wait, but first a few things.
00:42:19
Speaker
Oh, I have to click the buttons. OK, are we explicit? Are we the baddies? Fuck yeah. I'm going to. Where do you see the comments? I'm sitting there. I'm looking it right now.
00:42:29
Speaker
On Spotify? Comments. No, on on Apple Podcasts. I don't see them. Weren't you listening to me, Daniel? No, hoing you you said that. Oh, it was on Imposter Syndrome is sus. So I thought you found them.
00:42:40
Speaker
No, I'm sorry. I was looking at Dixon, looking for Dixon's comments now. Oh, no, wait. Hang on. Somebody reviewed us on 42524. Blazer.
00:42:51
Speaker
um Five stars. Oh, it says keep those questions coming. It doesn't say from whom, though. um So I don't know who left that review, but well, whoever you are.
00:43:05
Speaker
Apparently we have four stars out of three reviews. So two other people reviewed us on that on Apple. But OK. And you listen, guys, stars is pretty good. i wanted to leave this on here instead of cutting this out, listeners, because it's like this. Look, I know I've said it on previous episodes.
00:43:21
Speaker
If you like this, here's can I be I know I've been talking a lot, but like can I be like really vulnerable for a minute? Right. So. I have another show.
00:43:33
Speaker
that I do with friends. Daniel's been on it a couple of times called Role Players, and it has been my show for almost six years. I started it alongside another podcast called Shares a Lot during the pandemic because I was having a really hard time coping with not seeing anybody.
00:43:50
Speaker
And so I need to find a way to put my energy into something new. And so I learned a lot about podcasting, recording, audio editing, all sorts of shit, producing, ah SEO, ah networking, all this shit.
00:44:03
Speaker
And so, but you know, as I mentioned, I think a little bit on this show and on shares a lot, shit happened, man. And like a lot of the wind from my sales have been removed after stuff that happened with my best buddy, who former best buddy and things. And like, he was a big part of that show. And I tried to plug on without him for a while.
00:44:23
Speaker
But just like we started that together and it's hard to keep it going. So like I've kind of just taken a break from that because like like my heart's not in it anymore. And I think just I need to find a way to either revamp it or just start something new.
00:44:36
Speaker
And it's hard to let go of because I've had it for so long. And so TOQ is like the only show I really focus lot of my attention on now because it feels very sincere. I get to hang out a lot with Danny, who I enjoy very much as a person and is one of my favorite people on Earth.
00:44:52
Speaker
sure. And I think this show feels so much easier to continue, not just because it's separated from that, but because it's like it's a very organic, authentic place to just connect with audiences, to connect with each other.
00:45:07
Speaker
And I genuinely do believe that if I, had even though I love role players, like, and I do, and we had such a great audience number there, but not enough of the kind of engagement. We had big numbers, but not a lot of, not lot of big engagement.
00:45:19
Speaker
And I think it's because the podcast TTRPG network was like so saturated that I just like, didn't want to try to break through all that noise. And I just wanted it to be my fun thing. And so I removed myself from trying to make it competitive. And I just wanted to be my escape.
00:45:33
Speaker
But I think this could be both because at this one genuinely doesn't feel like work. It feels like it's fun, but that it could be productive and successful if we tried a little bit harder or at least we took some different avenues.
00:45:47
Speaker
And based on a lot of research I have, there are some things that I still need to work through to get this to be successful. But a lot of it also has to do with engagement. And I think this is the easiest one. to get engagement from because it's a back and forth, because it's a, we ask you to do a challenge. You ask us questions, right? And it feels more like a conversation.
00:46:06
Speaker
And so I think this could be really big. So like when I ask you, Hey, Could you go leave comments? Could you please review it? Could you share it with a friend? i I think it's an easier thing to do because there's not a story that you have to catch up on and roll players or roll 20 or fucking or I'm sorry, dimension 20 or whatever. I love them.
00:46:24
Speaker
But like any one of our episodes can be listened to in isolation and it'll make sense. Right. So if you wouldn't mind, that's why I ask, because I do think that this could be ah a community that can grow from like a very sincere and authentic place. It's also fun, right? We've gone from very sincere topics of like, how do you deal with anger through therapy and video games to like, hey, how do you wipe your ass all in the same episode?
00:46:50
Speaker
It's so like, hard I think ah hit the valleys and the hills valleys. I know, right? And so I just think this is a really cool spot. And I think we have something very special here.
00:47:02
Speaker
And I think what's really going to help us out as I kind of navigate this is um interaction wherever we can get it on the website on pod chaser.
00:47:14
Speaker
on Apple podcasts on Spotify, wherever else that you listen, however else that you guys can just engage with it would just really mean the world to us. And especially to me as someone who's been in the podcasting world for ah really long fucking time now,
00:47:31
Speaker
And we all know 2020 counts as like 50 years. So I've been doing this for like 56 years. And so like, you know, any extra helping get would be great. So if you hear this plea, if you hear us asking, it's not because it's just what you do at the beginning of the end of a show.
00:47:46
Speaker
It's because I genuinely am asking because I want this to be successful. And if there's anything that needs to change, we want to hear from you as to what that is. So that's it. well so I'm done with that.
00:47:56
Speaker
Thanks for letting me do that. I'll get on the soapbox for a
Closing Remarks and Audience Interaction
00:47:59
Speaker
second. Yeah, no, no problem. Hey, uh, audience lovely people um let me just i'll give you a challenge as well uh if you really like the show if you you know want it to keep going please give us five stars uh or four whatever it just rate it or one i don't care or one if you think we could do better um well hold on a second if if you have an issue leave a comment tell us what it is you know what could we improve upon do you
00:48:30
Speaker
ah We used to have, like, an intro and stuff. Do you prefer just the cold open, cold close, where we kind of end up, you know, we try and cut it at a funny bit? Or did you like it when it was a bit more and yeah regular show?
00:48:47
Speaker
i i don't know. Words. um But yeah, I mean... What I'm trying to say is just just do that stuff. All right, please, please. It's a free way to support the show. It's 100% free. Leave a comment telling us what we could do to make you give us money.
00:49:05
Speaker
I'm joking. joking. Actually, before we wrap up, I'm not joking. I do have a pitch. I'm just going to throw it out there now. I started working on some simple clothing designs. I just have to find the right website to use.
00:49:19
Speaker
But. I was talking to Danny about like, you know, ah sometimes when you sell merch that's very show specific, it's kind of hard to break into the into the crowd because like you have to have a big audience to appreciate the, you know, the branding. Right.
00:49:35
Speaker
Where I was thinking, I don't really need stuff that specifically refers to TOQ, but just things that we think are funny and cool and we want to share. So I was going to start a line. of clothes of shirts, hats, things that are just labeling what they are.
00:49:51
Speaker
Right. So tell me if you would wear a shirt that says, this is my blue shirt and it's a blue shirt or if you, or this is my Monday shirt. And maybe you wear it on a Tuesday cause you're a rebel that way.
00:50:02
Speaker
Right? Like, I don't know, or this is my black hat or maybe it just says black hat on it. Right. Don't steal my ideas cause I've already started them and there's proof here that I did it first. So like, don't come on. Um,
00:50:13
Speaker
And anyway, I just want to put they're not that good. Still a better idea. Yeah, still better ideas. Let me have this. But anyway, like so if that's something you think would be funny, it'd be a great way to support the show. But also, you know, like just have some silly shit that people will think is funny.
00:50:29
Speaker
And then you can say they'll say, oh, hey, where did you get that really funny shirt that says this is my blue shirt? You can say, you know, there's a podcast I listen to and it's on fun and so there was some fun. So there's not worked out this slash store whatever.
00:50:41
Speaker
And, you know, go check it out. And if you like the show, there's just a couple of goofy goobers that made this up, you know, and that could be a way to do it. Maybe we'll brand it with TOQ somewhere, but I don't i don't know yet. I might not do that. We'll hide it. And if you can find it, tell us in the comments.
00:50:54
Speaker
Yeah. Point to where it is. There's an invisible QR code that if you find it, it'll take you to lemon party dot biz. No, no
00:51:05
Speaker
right. Anyway, let's you know what? We almost finished just a 15 minutes. Now we're at 51. So that's my plug. That's my request. Thank you all so much for listening. And Danny, take it away with whatever it is that you want to say.
00:51:16
Speaker
All righty. So here's my question for today.
00:51:20
Speaker
Your question? Well, yeah, I told you I have a question. ah all right. Well, let's get you said if if we got to it and I still felt like doing it, I could. right. I mean, you people are stuck here with us.
00:51:31
Speaker
All right. Sit back down. yeah Hey, don't, don't, don't, don't don't change the channel. no Take your finger off that pause button. We'll save the question for next time. Um, thank you all so very much for listening. We really do appreciate it. And if you made it through the whole spiel about, you know, supporting the show, we really, really appreciate you listening. We do.
00:51:50
Speaker
Um, honestly, just having you listen to us is mind blowing to me. Like the fact that people actually listen to this, um,
00:52:02
Speaker
But my co-host Adam does also you know have a point. We want this to reach more people as like just a feel-good thing you could listen to. right like We're out here just trying to make people laugh and smile and and spread some silliness.
00:52:18
Speaker
ah And we want to do that you know to as wide an audience as we can help people you know hope brighten people's day a little bit. ah So if you know anybody you think would like the show, please show it to them.
00:52:32
Speaker
um I completely understand, however, if you don't want to show it to your boss, your parents, or you know anybody else who is a little too young. ah But if you have a friend that you think would like the show, please show it to them. Please ah leave us some stars and comments. We really would appreciate it, even if it's low, even if the comment tells us, hey, um you guys suck.
00:52:57
Speaker
You sound like goobers, and I don't like goobers. ah that's fine. like We'll take whatever we can get. If you have some valid criticism, tell us. We're willing to take it.
00:53:07
Speaker
ah But I don't want you to think we're taking advantage of you either. We do absolutely appreciate you just tuning in and listening. um and you know And sitting through stuff like me saying that this is a dream come true for me and that this is something I've always wanted to do Alright, that's my little soapbox moment. You fucking gay, bro. You fucking gay. here Hey.
00:53:34
Speaker
Yeah, we all are a little bit. We're all a little gay. We're all a little gay on the inside. Listen, if you think you're not a little gay, then what do you listen to this podcast for, man?
00:53:46
Speaker
What are you doing? If you think you're not a little gay, go check out Lemon. No. Yeah, I was gonna say, you might little gay if you listen to That's Our Q.
00:53:57
Speaker
um I know I'm going to have my mom being like, hey, Dan, how do you know about that website? Is there something you need to tell Can you tell me what you mean by Adam, what what Adam said at the beginning of the episode? No, mom, I can't.
00:54:12
Speaker
No. You know, be funny or Terry. Tell him what what it is. You know, just rip that band right off. If you do decide you want to guess on, ask it there as your question.
00:54:25
Speaker
Hey, Adam, you said this thing in this one podcast episode that you probably don't remember saying. But what does it mean? If you don't think that I won't open up full on to talk to your mom, I know you will. I know you will. You're out of your fucking mind. And it's i'm not going behave at all.
00:54:42
Speaker
Scares the hell out of me. She's listened to this podcast enough times to know who I am. I don't got to pretend. She knows a lot about you Too much, maybe. Probably.
00:54:53
Speaker
But you know what? I think it is an honor and a privilege. And, ah you know, if anybody else's mom decides to listen to this show, let us know. Hey, listen, leave a comment on our episodes if you too.
00:55:07
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ah If you're a mom, i leave a comment. If you're a dad, leave a comment. ah If you're a child of a parent, leave a comment. It's true.
00:55:18
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Yeah. if If you have parents, leave a comment. Yeah, I think you should. If you have parents, if you ever have hard parents in your life, yeah if you were born, you should tell us, leave a comment.
00:55:33
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If you were born. Yeah. And here, you know what? Here's my final challenge. I have a riddle that I made on an episode of role players. Now, I know some of you may know the answer already if you listen to the show, but I have a riddle I'm going to read anyway because I made this myself and I'm really proud of it.
00:55:50
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So if you can solve the answer, or if you know the answer already, leave a comment on what the answer is. See, we're giving you lots of reasons to do it. Ready? You ready for the riddle, Danny? I'm ready. I made this myself.
00:56:02
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Okay. It goes, We are similar but also not. When separated, not as hot. One is yin, the other yang, often followed by a bang.
00:56:14
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Life is better when we meet. When upside down, we're still complete. So speak aloud our godly form. A nice response is the norm.
00:56:27
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Right? Yeah, you figured it out? You got answer? think so. Yeah? Yeah, make sure. tell Tell me off the air so you don't give anybody answer.
00:56:38
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Yes, sir. You got it. Danny has solved it. Danny messaged me. one more time. We are similar, but also not. When separated, not as hot.
00:56:49
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One is yin, the other yang. Often followed by a bang. Life is better when we meet. When upside down, we're still complete. So speak aloud our godly form.
00:57:00
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A nice response is the norm. Let us know what you think that answer is. be honest, there was one line in there that I was like, okay, that's what it is. Well, that's why it's in there because people couldn't solve it without it. No, it would be real hard without it.
00:57:14
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Yeah. So I added that in there just to make it a little bit easier. But you guys know what it is. Let me know what it is. But in the meantime, from the bottom of our hearts, please take care of your minds. Please take care of your hearts. And most importantly, take care of each other. And if you're going to draw on the floor of your tub, make sure that you're wearing the proper safety equipment before you do it.
00:57:34
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Yeah.