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Introductions and Thanksgiving Traditions
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BeyBlade
Hello, you are listening to the New Hits Fanboy Podcast for the week of November 30th, 2025. Oh man, I fold it under pressure very, very quickly.
00:00:13
BeyBlade
i am one of your hosts, Devin Kopech, with me, hilarious, the funniest guy I know, Steve O'Tiri.
00:00:21
Steve-O
Hey, how you doing? How you doing, everybody? I'm here with the jokes.
00:00:25
BeyBlade
And the second least funniest man I know, John Suarez.
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megadong
I'm here with the smokes.
00:00:35
BeyBlade
See?
00:00:35
Steve-O
Oh.
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BeyBlade
See? That's hilarious.
00:00:36
megadong
Used to. I'm here with the Zins.
00:00:38
BeyBlade
that's That's more funny than ah Chris Galani, who's not here.
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megadong
He's blowing bubble. here were the zens
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Steve-O
Oh.
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BeyBlade
You're Zendup.
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Steve-O
Chris opted out. Yeah.
00:00:47
BeyBlade
Yeah, he's hanging out with Bubba, guys.
00:00:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:00:51
BeyBlade
Does that work? Does that work three weeks later?
00:00:52
Steve-O
oh
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BeyBlade
He's blowing Bubba.
00:00:54
Steve-O
No, it doesn't.
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megadong
but
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Steve-O
doesn't. You're going to have to do another.
00:00:57
BeyBlade
Oh, okay. I didn't know there was a time limit on blowjob Bubba jokes. Sorry.
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Steve-O
um mean, you know, it's a current event and that event's over now.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
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Steve-O
We're all talking about.
00:01:07
BeyBlade
All right.
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Steve-O
um
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BeyBlade
Hey, hey, quiet piggy. Quiet piggy. Does that work?
00:01:12
Steve-O
That's definitely more recent.
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BeyBlade
Hey, hey, Miss Piggy, quiet.
00:01:16
Steve-O
I'm trying to think what was in the news recently. um
00:01:21
BeyBlade
I don't know. the Thanksgiving. You know what? Chris ah ate too much turkey. he' He's a famous vegetarian, Chris Kalani. Realized he ate a bunch of turkey by mistake, and now he's... a He's been purging for the last few few days.
00:01:34
megadong
he's got He's getting his stomach pumped at the ah hospital.
00:01:37
Steve-O
Uh, that. Yeah.
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BeyBlade
Yeah. Dude, I'm not going to lie. I
00:01:43
BeyBlade
and did some damage these last few days.
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Steve-O
yeah
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BeyBlade
My body... Yeah, dude.
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megadong
Like Thanksgiving-wise?
00:01:47
BeyBlade
I've been pig-ish, dude. Yeah. Like Thanksgiving, we hosted Big Hit. Everybody was happy. Ate a lot. And I was like, wow, I ate a lot. And then the next day was leftovers and I ate a lot of leftovers.
00:02:03
BeyBlade
And then the day after, we just ate more food. And then just like napping and eating has been my, my you know, mini holiday vacation.
00:02:17
BeyBlade
And I don't, it's not a terrible life. It's not one that I would ah recommend if you want to ah stay alive, I think. I think if I kept going at this rate, I think I'd be done. I'd be done-zo before 2027.
00:02:33
Steve-O
We'll slow it down. Pump the break.
00:02:34
BeyBlade
See, I got a lock. none No, no. I said today. I was like, fucking enjoy it. ah got a lock in. So.
00:02:42
Steve-O
New year, new you.
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BeyBlade
Yeah. I evolved December to play video games.
00:02:49
megadong
Oh yeah, just binge up December and then come January 1st gym time, baby.
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BeyBlade
Purge. oh Oh, yeah. I was bing and purge.
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megadong
Gotta hit the gym.
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Steve-O
Oh, September.
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BeyBlade
Burge timber. Yeah. Binge timber. Bing-cember. And then pert purge your wary.
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megadong
It's no nut December right now.
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Steve-O
Injury perjury.
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megadong
No nut December.
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Steve-O
No note.
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BeyBlade
No nut December. Oh, man.
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megadong
Yeah.
00:03:16
BeyBlade
That's a rough one. um it's It's weird. As I'm talking, my my I'm just kind of scrolling through my Twitter. And my Twitter algorithm is straight brain rot at this point.
00:03:27
BeyBlade
It's just people cutting things into trees and showing tree sap. And painting walls. And just like all of those things that you're just staring at. That's to shut your brain off. And I've been trying to get out of it.
00:03:42
BeyBlade
And I've had.
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Steve-O
now once you get in one of those algorithms you're done
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BeyBlade
Dude, it was rough, man. It was rough. I was just like, i need to click away from this. But yeah. oh So that was my Thanksgiving. ah Family hung out.
00:03:56
BeyBlade
Didn't watch Lord the Rings yet. But, ah yeah.
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Steve-O
that's a tradition right
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BeyBlade
I would say it's it's not a it's not a Thanksgiving tradition, but it's definitely, like, between Thanksgiving and the end of the and really Christmas, like, it's it's getting fired up.
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megadong
Yeah, why don't you watch the episode?
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Steve-O
Okay. Mm-hmm.
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BeyBlade
For sure. Yeah. I thought about it, but I was like, I'm going to be too busy. Because I can't, i can't like, i've I've discovered I can't really enjoy the hosting part.
00:04:28
BeyBlade
Depending on who's over, right? Like this was like my family and her family. And I was just tense the entire time. ah And I kind of couldn't wait for them to leave. Not because any of them were bad. i was just like, i am like, I'm too worked up.
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BeyBlade
And then everybody, <unk> I'll just say this. Everybody was, ah I was the only sober one there at some point. And I was like ready to lose my mind.
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BeyBlade
So, but outside of that, it was a Thanksgiving. Bought some things for Black Friday.
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Steve-O
Thanksgiving, you went crazy on Black Friday.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, I bought some games. well Before I get into that, Steve, how was your Thanksgiving?
00:05:15
Steve-O
It was fine. um i would say that this was the first Thanksgiving. And, you know, i love my family. This was the first Thanksgiving where nothing really like a hit at Thanksgiving.
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Steve-O
It was like, yeah, just like, you know, what how at least like there's one thing where you're like, oh, damn, like the stuffing was that was the best thing.
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megadong
Like food wise?
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Steve-O
none we didn't have anything like that this year like it didn't and nothing like jumped out taste wise for me to be like oh i can't get enough of this so like i got like a ah little like a little container of like leftovers and the next day i went i don't want any of this and just threw it out
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BeyBlade
did you did you Did you bring anything? Did you make anything?
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Steve-O
no i didn't make anything i didn't make anything um but
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BeyBlade
Wow. It's a real...
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Steve-O
I know I'm judging while I didn't contribute, but like, that's, that's, you know, my punishment was, um, just, you know, not, not having those leftovers that I do crave.
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BeyBlade
I know, a real...
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Steve-O
I do want those. I'm going to have to make up for it by just eating nonstop hecking. uh, uh, uh, why do I want to call him the glizzard? What do they call it?
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BeyBlade
The hot dog?
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Steve-O
it
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megadong
Hot dogs?
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Steve-O
No, uh, what are they called?
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megadong
Turkey gizzards?
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BeyBlade
Gobblers?
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Steve-O
um Gobblers.
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megadong
Oh, the...
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BeyBlade
Gobblers.
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Steve-O
Gobblers. Yeah, thank you.
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BeyBlade
Gobblers.
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Steve-O
um yeah I'm going to eat a bunch of gobblers.
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megadong
like blizzards more.
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Steve-O
Glizzards.
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megadong
Even though those are just hot dogs, right? Glizzards?
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Steve-O
I think they call hot dogs glizzies now.
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BeyBlade
Yeah, can I... Real quick, can I tell you about a terrible gobbler story?
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Steve-O
Yes.
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BeyBlade
I went to... So this is like two weeks before Thanksgiving, i mean and I wanted a gobbler. I just didn't want to go to Wawa, right? Right. Real Jersey thing. But I was like, I don't want to go to Wawa.
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BeyBlade
Because one of the things we were talking about is like how sloppy a gobbler can be from Wawa.
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Steve-O
Oh, I can be a mess. Yeah.
00:07:08
BeyBlade
can be a freaking mess, right? So there's this deli I went to at work a few, like um a month and a half prior. And I was like, I bet you they have gobblers on the menu.
00:07:21
BeyBlade
Go there, sure enough, they have gobbler on the menu. I said, hey, can I get a gobbler? Uh, no cranberry, not a, I am a pretty stonksly anti cranberry.
00:07:32
Steve-O
Okay.
00:07:33
BeyBlade
The guy says short tank boss writes it down on the thing. I get little ticket far too much time has passed. I get my sandwich. I do notice it's cold. I'm like, maybe there's just a lot of wrapping on it. Uh, I get back.
00:07:49
BeyBlade
Open up ah the gobbler at my desk. Slathered in cranberry.
00:07:54
Steve-O
Oh, that's cold cranberry.
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BeyBlade
Frozen. Almost frozen. Like not heated at all. No mashed potatoes. No gravy. I was fucking livid, dude. And i'm I'm trying to eat it.
00:08:06
BeyBlade
Like I'm trying and and it's like there's a lot of meat, but it's like too big. Right. It's like hard to eat. You bite into it that the top of the thing breaks off.
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BeyBlade
And I'm just like this fucking sucks. And I wrote one of ah I think my five ever Google reviews. And I one started the shit out of those guys.
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Steve-O
Yeah.
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BeyBlade
i was like, yeah, dude, like this was because like it.
00:08:27
Steve-O
Ooh.
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Steve-O
Wait, where was this?
00:08:31
BeyBlade
um I can't even remember the name. It's like Uncle Max Fart fart Zone or something. you know You know what I mean? It's like one of those stupid spots.
00:08:41
Steve-O
I want to read the review. I want to read the review word for word.
00:08:43
BeyBlade
Let me see if I can.
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megadong
Bye.
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BeyBlade
I don't know if I Yelp it or Google it.
00:08:48
Steve-O
Uncle Max Fart Zone is the worst.
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BeyBlade
Uncle Max Fart Shop. ah Shocker, smelled like farts. Let me the
00:09:00
Steve-O
Come for the food, stay for the farts.
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BeyBlade
me wait. Was it here?
00:09:06
BeyBlade
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, guys. Anyway, the point is is ah it was a terrible, terrible gobbler. And I'm like one cold to no gravy, no potatoes, just mayo and cranberry and turkey.
00:09:22
BeyBlade
And I was furious.
00:09:25
Steve-O
you know what? This was the first year when I looked at the advertisements for the Gobbler. I went, oh damn, that's a good idea. They introduced, for the first time, a Gobbler Bowl.
00:09:39
Steve-O
Bro, that's just that's just leftovers.
00:09:42
BeyBlade
Yeah.
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Steve-O
And I went, okay, I can actually, like, that makes sense to me.
00:09:50
Steve-O
So, I didn't have it yet.
00:09:52
BeyBlade
How was it? Oh, okay.
00:09:54
Steve-O
I'm going to like, I'm planning it. It's just, I've been, I've been kind of,
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megadong
Are they out? like Are they still going to be serving them post Thanksgiving?
00:10:02
Steve-O
hope, I hope so. I haven't really been thinking about that. I probably maybe should jump on that soon.
00:10:12
BeyBlade
You should jump on that.
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megadong
should.
00:10:13
BeyBlade
Yeah. You should jump on that
00:10:13
Steve-O
I should probably jump on that.
00:10:16
Steve-O
Speaking of things to jump on, y'all caught up with this stranger things show.
Stranger Things Discussion
00:10:23
megadong
I watched two episodes.
00:10:26
Steve-O
Two, you got two more.
00:10:27
BeyBlade
<unk> that.
00:10:28
megadong
I got two more.
00:10:29
Steve-O
They're like hour, hour plus like long things.
00:10:29
BeyBlade
is
00:10:31
megadong
Yeah, they're long.
00:10:32
BeyBlade
Yeah. Which is fine. It's kind of what you want a little bit. But ah so, well, so I don't want, because I'll honest, they, they tend I watched them almost, I watched the first episode alone, like, like in that, and I turned it off, went to sleep.
00:10:39
Steve-O
What's everyone's thoughts on it so far?
00:10:52
BeyBlade
And then, but two through four, i everything was just kind of like, it all melds together. So John, so I don't spoil anything. I'll let you tell me where you left off.
00:11:05
megadong
The last episode I watched, they are... um Holly is missing, and they're all like kind of just dicking around.
00:11:17
BeyBlade
Okay, everybody's sticking around.
00:11:18
Steve-O
no.
00:11:18
megadong
um Yeah, that it was the big the big reveal at the end of the second episode was that the Mr. What's-It is actually Henry.
00:11:28
BeyBlade
Okay, can I ask you if that was shocking or surprising at all?
00:11:32
megadong
No, no.
00:11:32
Steve-O
no no no
00:11:32
BeyBlade
Right?
00:11:33
megadong
Not even a little bit.
00:11:33
BeyBlade
Right? That's a bit weird.
00:11:34
megadong
I thought, yeah, I thought it was going to be... I thought it was going to be Will, because they kind of, like...
00:11:39
BeyBlade
i was I was just at a point where I was like, this can't be the guy who's Vecna because...
00:11:40
megadong
thought...
00:11:46
Steve-O
Yeah, I was like, that's two on the nose, right?
00:11:47
BeyBlade
It's so up. Like, why are they teasing us? Yeah, it's clearly it.
00:11:50
Steve-O
And the fact that that was like the second episode's like drop where it's like, bro, we've been thinking about that the entire time. You have to surprise us with this.
00:12:01
BeyBlade
yeah i was like.
00:12:02
megadong
yeah it's the same Yeah, it's the same kind of problem that I guess Peacemaker Season 2 had, where it's like, they have like the whole i guess they have like the whole season in mind when they're writing it or whatever, instead of just making them episode by episode type thing.
00:12:02
BeyBlade
yeah
00:12:19
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:12:20
megadong
you know
00:12:20
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:12:22
megadong
So, I don't know.
00:12:24
Steve-O
I was hoping it was going to be like Bob Newby or something like.
00:12:24
megadong
I'm enjoying it, though.
00:12:28
BeyBlade
yeah It's just, and listen, I don't want it to sound like I'm, I'm dunking on the, the, the season as it is so far, because I, I will say I'm, I'm pretty into what they've been doing ah so far, but it was just kind of like a weird choice because it's like, yeah, we, we know.
00:12:29
Steve-O
Give me something.
00:12:49
BeyBlade
Like, Give me a hot take. You
00:12:49
Steve-O
I'll give you a hot take.
00:12:52
megadong
It's bad. I hate it.
00:12:56
Steve-O
I don't hate it, but I do think it's very weak so far for me personally.
00:13:00
BeyBlade
you think ah
00:13:02
Steve-O
I mean, keep in mind, you're running off one of my favorite seasons of season four. Season four was like the hitters.
00:13:06
megadong
Yeah. Season four was classic. Yeah. classic
00:13:11
Steve-O
This one's a lot of like, I don't know. It's a lot of stuff where I'm like, Okay. We're hanging. We're waiting a lot.
00:13:21
Steve-O
We're waiting a lot to do stuff.
00:13:24
BeyBlade
All right. So, and and I get that, right?
00:13:27
BeyBlade
i This is my take. This is my take, um I'd say, on the show so far. like ah Like, on the final season. It's like, it's the last season.
00:13:27
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:13:42
BeyBlade
So, it's like, my expectations. I don't want to say, like, they can do whatever they want. But it's kind of like I'm not expecting this to be the best season. Frankly, I don't think it can be. I don't think any show's best season is its last season, to be perfectly honest. Like, like think hard of a show where it's last. And I'll be like, okay, maybe. But I don't think a lot, if any, ever really exists, truly.
00:14:10
BeyBlade
And I'm just like, you know what? They're just kind of playing with house money. Like, I'm in. I'm going to watch the rest. They're not going to lose me as a viewer at this stage.
00:14:16
Steve-O
Right. Like we're all there.
00:14:17
BeyBlade
So I'm kind of like... Okay, so I'm just kind of, at this point with the show, the last season, I am along for the ride. ah So that's kind of where... Because I therere i have issues, of course, right? Like, i don't think it's a perfect show so far.
00:14:36
BeyBlade
um But, like, I just can't... Like, the things that would irk me about, like, a season two or a season three, like, are just... They're... it's not really going to bother me at this stage.
00:14:49
BeyBlade
You know what I mean? I'm just like, yeah.
00:14:50
Steve-O
Right. No, like i'm I'm in. It's not like i'm I'm hating on it, but it feels a lot of just like.
00:14:59
Steve-O
I don't know, like it's a lot of just kind of. All right. Let's do it. And then we just like wait like for 45 minutes.
00:15:10
BeyBlade
I'm enjoying some of the the pairings this season that, uh, you don't really see a lot of.
00:15:17
megadong
ah Like ah like a Hopper and Eleven. I love that pairing.
00:15:21
Steve-O
ah the like The never ever seen pairing or Steven Dustin.
00:15:23
megadong
so It's so fresh.
00:15:24
BeyBlade
No, no, I mean like Will and...
00:15:25
megadong
So fresh.
00:15:27
BeyBlade
No, now like ah
00:15:27
Steve-O
Oh my goodness.
00:15:30
megadong
Dustin and Bullies.
00:15:31
BeyBlade
No, like will and robin Will and Robin, for example, yeah.
00:15:32
megadong
I love that pairing too.
00:15:32
Steve-O
Oh, Will and Robin.
00:15:36
BeyBlade
ah steve Steve and John Byers haven't really had like a moment in since season one, really.
00:15:41
Steve-O
They haven't talked. Yeah.
00:15:44
BeyBlade
Thanks, John. Yeah, those ones. Fucker.
00:15:49
megadong
Yeah. ah Who do you think is going to die?
00:15:50
BeyBlade
Yeah, they're...
00:15:51
megadong
Oh,
00:15:53
BeyBlade
Well, okay. I don't...
00:15:55
BeyBlade
So, again...
00:15:55
megadong
wait a minute.
00:15:56
megadong
Here's my spoiler-free question to you guys.
00:15:57
BeyBlade
right, all right. Yeah, yeah.
00:15:58
megadong
Does somebody die in the first four episodes?
00:15:59
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:16:02
Steve-O
Yes.
00:16:03
BeyBlade
Wait. Yes?
00:16:06
megadong
Okay. Oh, shit. That's a weird yes. Okay.
00:16:09
BeyBlade
I'm trying to... just Steve, message me. who am i Who am I not thinking of right now?
00:16:14
megadong
Don't you remember when Hopper gets stabbed in the throat at the end of episode three?
00:16:16
BeyBlade
Yeah, I'm like, fucking what, bro? Hold on, hold on.
00:16:19
megadong
What's wrong with you?
00:16:24
BeyBlade
Okay. all right all right. All right. All right. Now, now, now I will say this is this is going be sticking in my brain forever until this season's done.
00:16:37
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:16:37
BeyBlade
But because of spoilers and Twitter and AI and fucking everything in between, I don't know what's real and what isn't. I got hit with a spoiler that did come true. And I was like, okay, that's a little annoying. And then I saw something And I clicked it. It was clearly spoted ah marked like NSFW slash like spoiler.
00:17:02
BeyBlade
I clicked it. And I saw something.
00:17:05
BeyBlade
And I was like, dude.
00:17:05
megadong
You see NSFW, you click.
00:17:08
megadong
You're a simple man.
00:17:10
BeyBlade
Well, here's the thing. i didn't I knew it was a joke. I didn't realize that it's a potential Stranger Things spoiler.
00:17:18
megadong
Actual spoiler, yeah.
00:17:18
BeyBlade
and And it was the death of... a potential character, although because it's, again, where we're at with the internet, I really couldn't tell. And I spent the entire four episodes waiting for this moment to happen and it didn't happen.
00:17:34
BeyBlade
So I'm like, either I'm misremembering something or this is something that happens later in the season and somebody just got to it because the footage did look a little, you know, kind grainy. So yeah, yeah.
00:17:50
BeyBlade
So I don't know.
00:17:50
Steve-O
You're not going to know. You're not going to know.
00:17:51
BeyBlade
I got, I, yeah, but man, when it happens, I'm going to be so mad because it's not something where I could be like, oh, I just forgot.
00:17:52
Steve-O
youre That's just going to live in your head.
00:17:59
BeyBlade
Totally forgot that happened. and Um, so yeah, I'm, um, listen, I really dug the entire concept of the burn and the plan that they have and how they clear out grids.
00:18:18
BeyBlade
And I'll be honest, I wished I could just see one of them.
00:18:20
Steve-O
the the the duck The dungeon crawler.
00:18:23
BeyBlade
Yeah, like I wish I could have saw one of those go right. Because it's always fun.
00:18:26
Steve-O
i wanted to I wanted that too! i
00:18:28
BeyBlade
was like, damn, this is interesting.
00:18:29
megadong
Yeah.
00:18:30
BeyBlade
i was like, this is sick.
00:18:31
Steve-O
They should have just made that a majority of the first season where they do a successful one and then the second one is where it could have gone upside down.
00:18:31
BeyBlade
And of course, you know,
00:18:41
Steve-O
the Pun intended.
00:18:42
BeyBlade
the who he's flit he's flit um no but like i i just love i just love like the whole process of it like robin would play the thing the music that would be the tagline that she'd say some things and numbers and this that and the other thing um but i think it's just been there i think they were like hey
00:18:59
Steve-O
How'd they get their hands on a radio station? Did they did they kind of explain that?
00:19:06
BeyBlade
can Since you're not letting us leave, because that's the thing.
00:19:09
Steve-O
Can we just have a radio tower? Quarantine.
00:19:11
BeyBlade
This is, I guess, minor spoilers just for the state of the the town. But the town is, like, fenced off. And, which, listen, I understand, right?
00:19:19
Steve-O
Quarantine.
00:19:22
BeyBlade
the one The one thing I definitely don't get, though, is I'm like, how can you have, and maybe and maybe I'm just being real real picky, right? But I'm like, how can you be a high school bully in this situation?
00:19:37
BeyBlade
Like, you're in a town that is fenced off, and you still think, like, whatever, freak.
00:19:40
megadong
Yeah.
00:19:44
BeyBlade
It's like, dude.
00:19:44
Steve-O
I think it's still messed up that they're going to school.
00:19:47
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
00:19:48
megadong
Yeah.
00:19:48
BeyBlade
It's kind of like, like and I get it. it's It seems like years have gone by. Like, they're like seniors.
00:19:52
megadong
Nah, it only a few months, I think, right?
00:19:54
Steve-O
Yeah, it's it's only like a few buds.
00:19:54
megadong
Like six months?
00:19:54
BeyBlade
Really? Oh, my God, really? Yikes.
00:19:58
BeyBlade
Yeah. yikes
00:19:59
megadong
Nah, it's just because they're all old now.
00:20:00
Steve-O
That's, yeah, the old 20-year-old freshman.
00:20:00
megadong
All the kids.
00:20:01
BeyBlade
yeah
00:20:04
BeyBlade
Listen, those basketball shorts are doing a lot of heavy lifting for 11. I'm like... ah ah it's It's getting... Yeah, this is like definitely veered into uncomfortable territory because I'm like, am I supposed to find like this character attractive at this stage in my life, in their life, their actor's life, and the show's life? I don't know what to think or feel, but...
00:20:32
BeyBlade
One of the big things that I think has come up and out of the show has, has been like, uh, Hey, uh, listen, when they all showed up as kids, I remember specifically, i was like, I love all these kids. I think all these kids are great.
00:20:48
BeyBlade
Uh, like child actors, And one of my one of my wishes you know that I said, I put this out in the universe. I was like, I really hope no one ends up being like a fucked up individual. I hope nobody gets like a drug problem.
00:21:05
BeyBlade
hope nobody.
00:21:05
megadong
Oh, like Jonathan?
00:21:07
BeyBlade
Yeah. Well, I mean, like, it's just like, I hope nobody like ruins their life because of the newfound fame and like child actors. and
00:21:15
megadong
Oh, thought you were talking about in the show, yeah.
00:21:15
BeyBlade
these Things can be tough. Yeah, like things can be... No, i in real life, right? i just I was like, I'm hoping kind of the best for all these kids. um And thankfully, it seems like by and large, none of them have like fallen, you know, no one's no one's fallen down any pretty horrible rabbit holes as far as I'm as far as i'm aware.
00:21:38
BeyBlade
ah That being said, not all of them ended up being... Great actors. um It's very obvious who has maintained talent and who has maybe just kind of like, yeah, man, this is my job.
00:21:45
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:21:54
BeyBlade
And i'm you're probably not going to see a lot of me after this show. ah You know, I want to pick on anyone, but yeah.
00:22:00
megadong
i feel like ah I feel like the ones that have, you know, become a good actor or whatever are in a lot of stuff now anyway, and the other ones just aren't.
00:22:11
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's kind of one of those things where it's like, it seems like, I don't to say proofs in the pudding, but like, if they have a body of work that has expanded outside of the show, like, you know, at this point, right?
00:22:11
Steve-O
yeah
00:22:24
Steve-O
The cream has definitely risen to the top.
00:22:24
BeyBlade
You're not. so I'm not seeing Noah Schnapp in a lot of things.
00:22:28
Steve-O
No.
00:22:29
BeyBlade
That's all I'm saying. I'm saying.
00:22:31
Steve-O
I am seeing him in a lot of TikTok videos saying some stuff, but that's about it.
00:22:34
BeyBlade
Yeah. um Yeah, and I'm not just going to nitpick who's bad and who's good at this point. But ah I do think overall, though, it's still it's like definitely watchable and I'm I'm digging it. I'm vibing.
00:22:49
Steve-O
I think, you know, probably, you know, if if I were to highlight ah the acting chops from this season so far, um I think.
00:22:49
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
00:22:59
megadong
It's just Maya Hawke carries.
00:23:01
Steve-O
Oh, absolutely. Maya Hawk is an absolute standout.
00:23:02
BeyBlade
aha Yeah.
00:23:03
megadong
Joe Kiri carries.
00:23:05
Steve-O
Always.
00:23:05
megadong
and fucking And Sadie Sink in a coma runs circles around all the other ones.
00:23:09
BeyBlade
Yeah. right
00:23:10
Steve-O
Yeah, doesn't doesn't need to say a thing and you're already like, boom, talent.
00:23:14
megadong
And she's already a better, yeah.
00:23:15
Steve-O
I would eat. I know what am I out here on an island or am I on point where I am actually kind of like the the stuff that they're doing with Holly Wheeler.
00:23:28
Steve-O
I am like, all right, you know what? I'm kind of feeling like a little bit of like a future for this like character like.
00:23:35
BeyBlade
No, I like Holly, I think. And it's weird because I don't know if that's the same actress that's been in every season.
00:23:42
Steve-O
Kid from the previous ones. Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:44
BeyBlade
But if she is great, if not, like I'm a fan of this. She's good. I dig her stuff so far.
00:23:54
Steve-O
Yeah, like, um it's a i'm I'm trying to think. Dustin, I think Dustin's always been good. He's always been likable.
00:24:04
BeyBlade
yeah Oh, Gaten. um Yeah, it's weird.
00:24:07
megadong
Yeah, but it's his character his character just pisses me off.
00:24:08
BeyBlade
Yeah. But his character sucks.
00:24:10
Steve-O
this season This season, he's definitely, like, moody.
00:24:10
megadong
Yeah, like... Like, what is he fucking doing, dude? I mean, I don't know, it's like...
00:24:16
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:24:17
megadong
i don't want to be like, oh, get over it that Eddie's dead, but like at the same time, it's like, dude, like,
00:24:22
BeyBlade
No, I mean, but that's kind of the thing, right?
00:24:24
Steve-O
It's only been like three
00:24:27
BeyBlade
He's good at being kind of shitty, which I think I did.
00:24:32
Steve-O
But it's like you always want him to be kind of like the goofy, funny one. The heart. The heart of that squad a little bit.
00:24:38
megadong
yeah He's not, he's, I'm not getting hard vibes from him this season. I'm getting, like, he's, I'm getting, like, his, like, the writing of his character is just, is for him to fuck shit up.
00:24:42
BeyBlade
No, no, I mean, i yeah, and I think that's kind of the point, right?
00:24:49
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:50
megadong
Like, he's the fucking, you know, he's the mistake dude this time, and i't I don't like that for him.
00:24:54
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, he's the fuck up.
00:24:56
megadong
He's the fuck up.
00:24:57
BeyBlade
Well, listen.
00:25:00
BeyBlade
ah David Hopper. I think Hopper's like especially good in this season.
00:25:06
megadong
mean he's always I mean, come on.
00:25:06
Steve-O
Copper's always good.
00:25:07
megadong
He's always good.
00:25:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:25:07
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:25:07
megadong
David Harbour's always good. When he's not bulling when he's not bullying Millie Bobby Brown, he's good.
00:25:08
BeyBlade
Nah, I know, I know.
00:25:13
BeyBlade
Yeah. Did you did anything else ever like I think my my understanding is that like it just came from like she was just fucking up a scene really bad.
00:25:15
megadong
yeah
00:25:24
BeyBlade
I think he kind of like snapped at her.
00:25:25
megadong
He got in.
00:25:27
BeyBlade
He was like, yo, you're you're bad at your job right now.
00:25:28
megadong
Yo, you're you're a bad actor. Yeah, you're a bad actor, actually.
00:25:30
BeyBlade
um I don't know, though. It's totally substantiated. But i I it seems like. Whether that's the story after the fact, it kind of seems like that's the story they're going with at this point. It's just like a bad day on set for both of them.
00:25:47
BeyBlade
And, you know, what are going to But...
00:25:54
Steve-O
Right now, we gotta to wait.
00:25:54
BeyBlade
I want to talk about more of it, but...
00:25:56
Steve-O
We gotta to wait until Christmas for the next episode, and then there's one more at New Year's. Is that how they're doing it?
00:26:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. might yeah there's I don't know if there's multiple episodes on Christmas Day or if it's just one more and then there's one more on New Year's Eve.
00:26:04
megadong
One or two, one or the last two or new years or something.
00:26:13
Steve-O
Okay.
00:26:14
BeyBlade
Which is like, bro, how lazy do you think I am?
00:26:20
Steve-O
You think I just have these major days?
00:26:21
BeyBlade
You think I'm not going to be partying it up on Year's? You think I'm going hanging out here? Sadly, I think I might be. ah Who knows?
00:26:29
Steve-O
might be yeah
00:26:30
BeyBlade
um Shout out to... ah This might be as mean as the other comment about Linda Hamilton. um
00:26:40
Steve-O
or the one on the discord
00:26:41
BeyBlade
Yeah, which actually, I don't think it's that as mean, but I didn't realize Linda Hamilton has quite the noggin on her. She is a...
00:26:51
Steve-O
Yo, I had the same thought.
00:26:52
BeyBlade
It's...
00:26:53
Steve-O
There's a scene where, like, she is talking to another soldier, and, like, her head is, like, twice the size of that other man's head.
00:26:54
BeyBlade
It's... steeply
00:26:59
BeyBlade
I'm like, is it the hairstyle? Is it the outfit? Is it all of it?
00:27:03
Steve-O
No, dude, it's, like, her whole head.
00:27:05
BeyBlade
Dude, she's got an Aloy head, dude.
00:27:08
Steve-O
she She's looking like a Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic.
00:27:10
megadong
Damn.
00:27:11
BeyBlade
which She's got a big fucking noggin on her.
00:27:12
megadong
Damn.
00:27:14
BeyBlade
And I've never noticed it before.
00:27:18
BeyBlade
and
00:27:18
Steve-O
You know what?
00:27:18
Steve-O
They do say the bigger your head, the better you are on camera. There's more emotion on that lens.
00:27:23
BeyBlade
Okay. Listen, listen i and um' ah i I love me some Linda Hamilton, but I was like, yo, why is your head so fucking big, bro?
00:27:25
Steve-O
so
00:27:33
BeyBlade
God damn.
00:27:37
BeyBlade
But yeah, again, again, I'm digging it.
00:27:40
Steve-O
she has She had a twin, so there was technically two of that head.
00:27:43
BeyBlade
Does she have a twin?
00:27:44
BeyBlade
Really?
00:27:44
Steve-O
She had a twin.
00:27:45
BeyBlade
Oh my God. What?
00:27:45
Steve-O
Unfortunately, i think they passed away.
00:27:47
megadong
Damn.
00:27:47
BeyBlade
Oh, I thought it was like a in utero situation.
00:27:49
Steve-O
But in um in in Terminator 2, the scene where... um
00:27:53
BeyBlade
Oh, that's right.
00:27:54
Steve-O
ah
00:27:54
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:55
Steve-O
There were two twins in that movie, Devin.
00:27:59
BeyBlade
Who's the other twin?
00:28:00
Steve-O
The guy with the redhead with the mustache in the prison.
00:28:02
BeyBlade
Oh, God. That's right, dude.
00:28:04
Steve-O
Any scene where he pretends to be the person killing the person.
00:28:04
BeyBlade
i yeah ah By the way, um Holly Nell Fisher. That's the actress's name.
00:28:15
Steve-O
Is that the same actress as the previous seasons?
00:28:17
BeyBlade
Oh, oh.
00:28:19
Steve-O
Is this someone who just grew up?
00:28:19
BeyBlade
No, no, no.
00:28:21
Steve-O
Oh, they brought in a ringer.
00:28:21
BeyBlade
She's new because she's only been in it even for a few episodes.
00:28:23
megadong
There was another like nerdy kid that was that had ah his own poster that nobody knew who he was. I wonder if he showed up yet.
00:28:29
BeyBlade
Wait, wait. is it ah Is it the large kid?
00:28:32
megadong
Let me see.
00:28:33
BeyBlade
Let me see.
00:28:34
megadong
Stranger Things 5 posters.
00:28:34
Steve-O
Was it Derek? Was that the kid's name?
00:28:39
megadong
Here.
00:28:39
BeyBlade
I don't know where John is, but I have issues with that kid.
00:28:40
megadong
Here. I'll show you a picture.
00:28:43
BeyBlade
I don't like that. I don't like that kid at all.
00:28:44
Steve-O
You don't like it? Why? Why?
00:28:46
BeyBlade
No, honestly, he's he's he stinks, dude.
00:28:47
Steve-O
You can't say?
00:28:49
BeyBlade
um Hold on. Let me see what John's going to post before I fucking go hard.
00:28:53
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, we can't we can't go hard because I don't want to spoil anything.
00:28:54
BeyBlade
ah to Go hard on this child.
00:28:56
Steve-O
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's exactly who i' I'm thinking about. He posted it in a shit talk.
00:29:01
BeyBlade
ah Yeah, yeah. um
00:29:02
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:29:03
megadong
Shows up. Is it third episode or fourth episode?
00:29:05
BeyBlade
So technically, he's in the first one.
00:29:05
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:29:07
BeyBlade
So remember remember the girl when the girl's like, ah she's on the merry-go-round thing and the kid spins it up?
00:29:07
Steve-O
he ah He has popped up.
00:29:12
megadong
Yeah.
00:29:13
BeyBlade
That's this kid. um Yeah, I don't like this kid. It's not like I have an issue with the actor. I just don't like this kid. um
00:29:24
megadong
You don't like the character?
00:29:25
BeyBlade
I don't like the character. he it's like. Remember Dustin's girlfriend in like season three or whatever it was, and everybody hated her.
00:29:32
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:29:35
BeyBlade
But overall, she just kind of wasn't like I'm actually with Dustin's girlfriend. showed up and then was far more important to the show than she ever needed to be.
00:29:46
BeyBlade
Like, this is this kid.
00:29:47
megadong
Like it's forced
00:29:48
BeyBlade
this Yeah, dude. I'm like, and it was to a point where, like, he's doing stuff, and I'm like, yo, is this kid Vecna in disguise? Like, what the fuck is this kid's product?
00:29:58
Steve-O
ah
00:29:59
BeyBlade
Like, dude, I was, yeah, I'm not ah i'm not a fan.
00:30:04
Steve-O
You know what's funny? ah With this kid in particular, when I was watching it, I was like, damn, I didn't know they still made that kind of kid. right i i just thought they shut the machine off.
00:30:15
BeyBlade
thank
00:30:18
Steve-O
like
00:30:18
BeyBlade
Yo, he's a real... He's like a Dudley Durst... Was was it Dudley...
00:30:22
Steve-O
I'm thinking Dudley Durst.
00:30:22
BeyBlade
ah
00:30:23
Steve-O
I'm thinking like Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts. Like...
00:30:26
BeyBlade
Yeah, he's just like the fat asshole kid. And...
00:30:31
BeyBlade
I mean, listen... Well, I mean, listen, in the show, it's like 1987, right?
00:30:31
Steve-O
I thought the machine's been shut off, but probably a great kid.
00:30:36
Steve-O
Here's the thing. Actor's probably just a wonderful person, great person, like super, super talented, but like they're really channeling that like.
00:30:37
BeyBlade
It's like... Yeah.
00:30:43
BeyBlade
It's just... i Yeah, I'm like, this kid's getting way too much fucking screen time for my liking.
00:30:50
Steve-O
but But we're not going to talk about anymore because these are basically spoilers for John.
00:30:52
BeyBlade
We're not going to talk. Yeah, we're not going to talk. It's just he shows up a lot and I don't fucking like him. And that's that's where I'm going to leave it.
00:31:00
Steve-O
gonna be John's favorite character.
00:31:00
megadong
Okay.
00:31:02
BeyBlade
Yeah, he's going to love him.
00:31:02
Steve-O
John's gonna be like, I love that kid.
00:31:03
Steve-O
He's great. No.
00:31:04
megadong
He's a great character, actually.
00:31:05
BeyBlade
Well, dude, episode three.
00:31:06
megadong
I love Joffrey.
00:31:07
BeyBlade
Wait, uh...
00:31:07
megadong
Joffrey's best character on Game of Thrones, actually.
00:31:09
BeyBlade
Episode two. to Did they ah do all the stuff in the house in episode two?
00:31:17
Steve-O
no
00:31:18
BeyBlade
Okay.
00:31:18
BeyBlade
and that's
00:31:18
megadong
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:31:19
megadong
wait So, hold on. Let me message you guys on Shit Talk.
00:31:24
BeyBlade
Okay. Okay.
00:31:24
megadong
Oh, wait, wait. Actually, you know it Never mind. Never mind. I redacted.
00:31:27
BeyBlade
All right.
00:31:29
megadong
I'd walk it back.
00:31:29
BeyBlade
Well, ah John, how was, how was your Thanksgiving? Do any fun? Do anything cool?
00:31:36
megadong
It was good. i remember Chris. This is wish Chris was on here. So I can fucking stick it in him.
00:31:41
Steve-O
but
00:31:43
megadong
He said he was going to come by. I guess I didn't remind him. Which is probably on me. But Owen was like waiting for Uncle Chris. Uncle Chris Lonnie to come.
00:31:52
BeyBlade
Oh, damn, dude.
00:31:52
Steve-O
oh
00:31:54
megadong
Come by. And he didn't.
00:31:57
Steve-O
he probably just wasn't thinking.
00:31:58
megadong
So.
00:31:59
BeyBlade
Yo, man.
00:32:00
Steve-O
It probably wasn't anything.
00:32:00
megadong
I know.
00:32:01
Steve-O
He just probably just, you know.
00:32:03
megadong
And i didn't I didn't want to like.
00:32:03
BeyBlade
Nah, he's a...
00:32:04
megadong
I didn't want to text him at like. 7 p.m. on Thanksgiving night and be like, dude, you still covered it over? So, like, yeah, I was just like, you know what?
00:32:10
BeyBlade
Yeah, you cover up my kid misses you.
00:32:13
megadong
Sorry, dude. Like, you'll have to see him next time, I guess.
00:32:19
megadong
Because, like, um...
00:32:19
Steve-O
you Did you have to do a thing where like you like leave something out on the porch? is like Oh, Uncle Chris was here. He left a present and said he had to go.
00:32:27
megadong
No, I'm not doing that shit for him.
00:32:27
BeyBlade
Oh, shit, dude.
00:32:30
megadong
But, yeah, he, uh...
00:32:31
Steve-O
i covered it for you, Uncle Chris.
00:32:31
megadong
Yeah, it was just, um... Sam's aunt came, and then I guess he was expecting more people to come.
00:32:37
Steve-O
Hmm.
00:32:38
BeyBlade
And you're like, sorry, dude, you're not that.
00:32:39
megadong
And then, like, my mom my mom and her, my mom and my aunt showed up, like, later, later for for dessert and stuff, but it was pretty low-key.
00:32:48
BeyBlade
Dude, I was trying.
00:32:48
megadong
lot of Thanksgiving, or was Bonksgiving?
00:32:48
BeyBlade
I.
00:32:51
megadong
Because I played a lot of Mega Bonk on Thanksgiving, dude.
00:32:52
BeyBlade
smithman
00:32:53
Steve-O
Dude, that's very fair.
00:32:54
BeyBlade
i'm not going i was I was trying to see if I could get get over there.
00:32:54
megadong
A lot of it.
00:32:58
BeyBlade
But once everyone left, I fucking passed out.
00:33:01
megadong
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:04
BeyBlade
and i just I died.
00:33:04
megadong
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
00:33:06
Steve-O
My mom got very sick at the end of Thanksgiving, so we had to go home. And then the next day, it was at my aunt's.
00:33:11
megadong
Where was your where was your Thanksgiving at?
00:33:14
Steve-O
um
00:33:14
megadong
Okay.
00:33:14
Steve-O
um You know, my mom thought she could make it, but.
00:33:15
megadong
Did they have the ham, Steve? Did they bring the ham?
00:33:18
Steve-O
No, no, no. That's not a, that's not a Thanksgiving thing. Ham was its own thing.
00:33:20
megadong
Oh, that's Easter?
00:33:21
Steve-O
Ham was, uh, we used to have something in, uh, the town called the ham supper where, uh, the local fire department would, ah they would basically just buy a bunch of ham dinners.
00:33:22
megadong
oh it was just ham night. Ham night.
00:33:35
Steve-O
Uh, and this was just like a random day in like the spring. It wasn't like Easter. It was just like ham day. um but I think they stopped doing that.
00:33:47
Steve-O
Unfortunately. I think we might've been the only ones buying the ham.
00:33:53
BeyBlade
They were like, no, dude.
00:33:53
Steve-O
Cause nobody else knows about this, this ham tradition.
00:33:56
BeyBlade
um Well, listen, as as a ham hater, it should have died.
00:34:01
BeyBlade
I'm glad it's gone. Yeah, I hate ham, dude.
00:34:01
Steve-O
Ham hater.
00:34:03
Steve-O
Really? I feel like ham was is like, even if like, like not, not hate. You like bacon, right?
00:34:13
BeyBlade
Honestly, man, like I could I could never have bacon again in my life and I'd be fine.
00:34:14
Steve-O
Not crazy about bacon. No bacon. Pilgray.
00:34:21
BeyBlade
Pork chops, not bad. Bacon, i like.
00:34:23
megadong
You don't like bacon?
00:34:24
Steve-O
No ham.
00:34:24
megadong
you fucking psycho?
00:34:24
BeyBlade
No, no, I like bacon. I like bacon. But like it's it's nowhere near like.
00:34:27
megadong
Oh, okay.
00:34:31
BeyBlade
Like for cooking bacon sucks, like it's a pain in the ass. It's greasy, it gets everywhere. It's it's a pain to eat and it's just not worth it to me.
00:34:41
Steve-O
It's a pain to eat.
00:34:44
BeyBlade
Yeah, kind of.
00:34:44
Steve-O
I feel like that's the easiest part with bacon. you just put it in your mouth and bite.
00:34:46
BeyBlade
No, no, no, because if you cook it to a certain point. It's rubbery.
00:34:51
Steve-O
Oh, you don't want the rubberies like the sloppy bacon.
00:34:52
BeyBlade
And yeah, and if you cook it too much, then it's like, it's just like fucking chips and it breaks and that sucks too. Like, yeah, man, bacon's a tough food to cook.
00:35:04
BeyBlade
I'm not gonna lie.
00:35:04
Steve-O
right, hold on.
00:35:04
Steve-O
going to give you going give you certain meats and I need you to put them in order of least to most. So we're go to go ham, turkey, chicken, beef.
00:35:16
Steve-O
Is there something else i'm missing?
00:35:19
megadong
Pork. Well, I guess that's ham.
00:35:20
Steve-O
Yeah, we'll we'll go with just pork then.
00:35:21
megadong
But pork.
00:35:22
BeyBlade
All right. Chicken's number one. um I guess beef number two. Turkey number three. ah What am I missing? Ham and pork.
00:35:34
Steve-O
Pork. I guess that was the ham slash pork.
00:35:39
BeyBlade
Okay. Pork after turkey.
00:35:43
megadong
What about veal?
00:35:46
megadong
Or venison?
00:35:46
BeyBlade
i i feel bad.
00:35:46
Steve-O
Ooh.
00:35:47
BeyBlade
I feel too bad eating that. I'll do it.
00:35:50
megadong
but yeah Wait, but you don't feel bad eating eating pork?
00:35:55
BeyBlade
No, because it's not baby. Like, veal's a baby, right?
00:35:57
megadong
ah but ah Yeah, Yeah.
00:35:59
Steve-O
it's like baby that they keep in a cage.
00:35:59
megadong
what about ah What about...
00:35:59
BeyBlade
That's the problem.
00:36:00
megadong
Yeah, but what about... You can ask Jenny about this. What about a suckling pig that they serve at tapas?
00:36:06
Steve-O
Oh, dude.
00:36:06
BeyBlade
Oh, I don't know. i don't
00:36:08
Steve-O
Devin, have you ever...
00:36:08
megadong
It's a Spanish dish.
00:36:08
BeyBlade
I don't want that.
00:36:10
megadong
It's a Spanish dish. It's a baby pig that they that they slaughter and and kill.
00:36:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, no, dude.
00:36:14
megadong
And it's supposed to be really good.
00:36:14
BeyBlade
Like, I just don't think babies need to be eaten, man. that Listen, it's I'm one of those guys, like, I can't.
00:36:20
megadong
You eat eggs. You like eggs, though.
00:36:23
BeyBlade
fuck yeah
00:36:24
Steve-O
Have you ever seen those mini pigs, Devin?
00:36:26
BeyBlade
Dude, I love eggs, dude. Shit. I fucking... I love all types. I love soft-boiled, hard-boiled, scramble.
00:36:34
megadong
It's not really like a baby, though.
00:36:35
Steve-O
You like egg salad?
00:36:36
megadong
It's not like...
00:36:39
BeyBlade
Not really.
00:36:39
megadong
I love egg salad, but it's it tastes better than it smells.
00:36:39
Steve-O
would you rather Would you rather have eggs or egg salad or pasta salad?
00:36:43
megadong
Egg salad.
00:36:44
BeyBlade
that's That's always my thing. I can't get by the smell. smells like rough.
00:36:48
Steve-O
Yeah. When eggs are potent stinking, they are.
00:36:55
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:36:56
megadong
Yeah, boy. But they're good.
00:37:00
Steve-O
right, so top of the list was chicken, the MVP.
00:37:00
megadong
They're damn good.
00:37:03
BeyBlade
Chick, dude. love me some chick.
00:37:05
megadong
But it's like, what cut of the chicken, though? What are we talking?
00:37:10
BeyBlade
I like my white meat.
00:37:13
BeyBlade
I like the breast.
00:37:15
Steve-O
Have you had McDonald's nuggets recently, Devin?
00:37:18
megadong
are Are wings considered dark meat or white meat from chicken?
00:37:19
BeyBlade
Yes.
00:37:21
Steve-O
I don't know.
00:37:24
BeyBlade
I don't know either.
00:37:24
Steve-O
iy i would probably say they're dark meat.
00:37:29
Steve-O
Right? Hold on. Let's just look it up. We have the technology at our finger.
00:37:32
BeyBlade
Are wings considered dark meat? Technically white meat.
00:37:35
megadong
Cause like when I was, when I was a chicken eater, I really truly loved um the thighs, which is, I guess is the dark meat.
00:37:37
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:37:43
BeyBlade
Yeah,
00:37:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:37:44
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:37:45
megadong
Cause the like chicken breast was all like, if they don't do it right, like it's just good. You know, it's just hard to eat. It's like tough and it's too tough.
00:37:54
Steve-O
I find a lot of chicken, a lot of chicken now is, um they they have this thing called woody breast syndrome, where it is just this like impossible to eat.
00:37:55
megadong
You know, it's dry, dry.
00:37:55
BeyBlade
Yeah, you're not wrong. You're not wrong.
00:37:57
megadong
You can get away with it, with it on the thighs and the wings.
00:38:05
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:09
Steve-O
It tastes bad. And like, you kind of roll a die when you get chicken now. or You'll be like, all right, I'm hoping this is good. And you'll be like, shit, this sucks.
00:38:18
BeyBlade
I'll be honest, I haven't had that problem in a minute. There was a there was a time a few years ago where it felt like it was like 40% and I was like losing in my mind.
00:38:27
Steve-O
Oh yeah, yeah. Every time I went to Wawa, I ended up with one of those bad chickens. So.
00:38:34
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:38:36
megadong
Yeah.
00:38:37
BeyBlade
But I don't know. But ah so apparently it's it is white meat, but ah the textures are similar to dark meat due to their higher fat and collagen content.
00:38:45
Steve-O
It's the Tetris. What's that?
00:38:48
BeyBlade
I guess because it's close to the skin.
00:38:51
Steve-O
Okay.
00:38:51
BeyBlade
think I'm reading. ah it's true Higher moisture profile. That's a fun one.
00:38:59
megadong
I watched like a like a um excuse me, like a tick tock video.
00:39:03
BeyBlade
Mm hmm.
00:39:04
megadong
it was TikTok or something. It was like on on a Reels or Stories type thing of this dad that was teaching his son how to carve a turkey. And he, he like, you know, he did a good job i get or, ah you know, a serviceable job doing it.
00:39:22
megadong
But then he ripped the skin off and told his son to throw, yeah, and i was like, how dare you?
00:39:26
BeyBlade
Oh, no, no, he's like, you got to take the skin, you got to throw out the skin, and everybody ripped it.
00:39:31
BeyBlade
No, dude, everybody, he got thrashed, because he was doing a good job, and then he, uh, he's like, you want to take the skin off, you got to throw that skin out.
00:39:31
megadong
Like, why, who does that?
00:39:35
megadong
And I don't even eat turkey where I was offended. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, who who throws that away?
00:39:41
BeyBlade
Everybody's like, excuse me, dude?
00:39:41
Steve-O
That's...
00:39:43
megadong
What?
00:39:44
Steve-O
That's vile. That is vile.
00:39:45
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:39:45
megadong
Yeah, like, who does that?
00:39:48
megadong
Nah, dawg.
00:39:50
Steve-O
That's some of the best stuff.
00:39:51
megadong
Nah.
00:39:51
Steve-O
That's some of the... That's the memories of Thanksgiving.
00:39:55
megadong
Right. Yeah, you you definitely you eat the skin.
00:39:58
BeyBlade
yeah can i can i I was put in a high stress situation.
00:40:01
BeyBlade
They said, Devin, carve the turkey. You're the man of the house.
00:40:02
Steve-O
What's that?
00:40:05
Steve-O
Whoa. Whoa.
00:40:06
BeyBlade
And I was like, we didn't have a big fork. We only had a knife. And I was like, Jenny, I need the big fork. Because I knew she had one somewhere.
00:40:15
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:40:15
BeyBlade
But everybody was fucking in space at that point. And I'm like, i fuck me, I guess. Like, nobody was paying attention to me.
00:40:24
Steve-O
You should keep in you've been declared the man of the house.
00:40:26
BeyBlade
I was like,
00:40:28
BeyBlade
I was the clay dude. I didn't want to do it.
00:40:31
BeyBlade
i was like, I don't want to do it.
00:40:31
Steve-O
You need to just you need to start yelling.
00:40:34
Steve-O
That's what they expected.
00:40:34
BeyBlade
I fucking.
00:40:35
Steve-O
They're like, Devin, you're the man of the house.
00:40:35
BeyBlade
Now, you know what I did? I like, uh, I tucked my tail and I just carved that Turkey.
00:40:36
Steve-O
you need to yell.
00:40:41
Steve-O
You should have just used your hands.
00:40:42
BeyBlade
I did a cigar.
00:40:46
megadong
Yeah.
00:40:48
BeyBlade
If it was just me, dude.
00:40:48
megadong
shouldt just You should have just ripped the rip it apart.
00:40:50
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:51
BeyBlade
Okay. So, um, I mean, i was going to say, John, you know about this, but you really don't. Uh, the cost. I sometimes, I've gotten a $5 Costco chicken.
00:40:51
megadong
Like a rotisserie chicken.
00:41:01
Steve-O
Oh, they're wonderful.
00:41:01
BeyBlade
i fucking, I dug into that thing.
00:41:03
megadong
What? The chicken bake?
00:41:04
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:41:04
megadong
The chicken baked?
00:41:04
Steve-O
The, the, no, no, theti the rotisserie chickens.
00:41:04
BeyBlade
No, no, no, no. The $5 rotisserie.
00:41:08
Steve-O
Oh, those things hit, dude.
00:41:08
megadong
watched... There was this Reddit post from a while ago where this...
00:41:10
BeyBlade
Dude. I bare handed that thing one time.
00:41:13
megadong
where this dude was like somebody was like the question was like uh like what's your favorite part of like what's your favorite like activity or something and the dude dude's like yeah usually i'm the one that's in charge of getting the groceries so like i'll go to like shop right or acme or something or whatever whatever he was whatever he was kroger's was i'm saying like yeah i'll i'll get all the groceries for my whole family and then i'll just grab
00:41:34
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:41:41
megadong
a whole rotisserie chicken and just eat it like a caveman in my car before driving home.
00:41:45
Steve-O
right
00:41:45
BeyBlade
yeah
00:41:47
Steve-O
Oh God.
00:41:48
megadong
And he's like, it's like a routine. It's like a, it's like a a ritual for him now. So like every time he goes to get groceries, he'll just grab a rotisserie chicken and just fucking scarf it down in the car before heading home.
00:42:00
BeyBlade
Dude.
00:42:01
Steve-O
god
00:42:01
BeyBlade
And I hate to say it, right?
00:42:01
megadong
And I'm like, that's pretty dope.
Humor and Hygiene
00:42:03
megadong
I'm like, that's kind of cool.
00:42:03
BeyBlade
I hate to say it, but like, because it's $5, I feel like you could just eat the part you want and throw it out. Like, like a true caveman, you know?
00:42:10
megadong
Yeah. I mean, yeah.
00:42:11
BeyBlade
Like, fuck it, right?
00:42:12
megadong
Yeah. Like fucking Conan the Barbarian when they're fucking scarfing that shit down, dog.
00:42:13
BeyBlade
Be wasteful. Yeah, dude. No, but I've, I've like, I was wearing gloves, but I really just fucking tore into it with my fingers. And I was just so quick over the sink.
00:42:26
BeyBlade
Like I have a newborn. Just fucking sitting there like an asshole.
00:42:33
Steve-O
I paid for this.
00:42:33
BeyBlade
How do we get on this turkey?
00:42:35
megadong
I don't know, dude. I don't know, dog.
00:42:36
BeyBlade
We chicken turkey.
00:42:37
Steve-O
You said that a ham was a trash me.
00:42:40
BeyBlade
yeah ham is a trash pick.
00:42:42
megadong
It's not, though. Ham is like, it's a staple, dude.
00:42:43
BeyBlade
I just hate ham, dude.
00:42:46
Steve-O
Every time I have like ham, I don't have ham often, but whenever I have it, I'm like, oh yeah, I do like ham.
00:42:46
BeyBlade
It's not that I dislike ham. Like, I don't like ham.
00:42:53
Steve-O
I like ham.
00:42:53
BeyBlade
hey Hey, listen, I'm not going to pretend like my opinion's correct. I just don't like ham.
00:42:59
BeyBlade
And I think if you like ham, you're a piece of shit.
00:43:00
Steve-O
You do you.
00:43:02
BeyBlade
That's what I think. here you
00:43:03
Steve-O
Whoa, that's a hot take.
00:43:05
Steve-O
Here's something that I pitched to the discord bar.
00:43:05
BeyBlade
You're a real stack of trash. Okay.
00:43:08
Steve-O
So we're pumped. So what do you have at your sink?
00:43:11
megadong
Dude, bar soaps always fuck me up. like Whether I'm washing my hands or like if it's if it's like you know at the hotel or whatever where we're staying, like it always kind of fucks my skin up.
00:43:21
Steve-O
Mm hmm.
00:43:22
megadong
So like I always prefer...
00:43:24
BeyBlade
Hotel bar soap is is great.
00:43:25
Steve-O
I feel that I feel that.
00:43:27
BeyBlade
like that will That will dry anybody's skin out. I don't think...
00:43:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:43:32
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:43:33
megadong
that's how I... That's why I don't ever prefer just because of that.
00:43:36
BeyBlade
yeah
00:43:36
Steve-O
Dude, I'm spoiled by the pumps now, man.
00:43:37
megadong
I'm just like...
00:43:39
Steve-O
Everything's got a pump now.
00:43:39
megadong
yeah Wait, so like this is your first time using a pump soap?
00:43:43
Steve-O
no No, no, no, no, I've been using pumps for like a while.
00:43:44
BeyBlade
yeah Yeah.
00:43:44
BeyBlade
When did you have this...
00:43:45
megadong
Oh, I was like...
00:43:45
Steve-O
I was thinking, it I was thinking about it the other day because I like went to my sink and I had a bar of soap and the pump soap and I went for the pump and I was like, who would go for the bar after while having a pump here?
00:43:46
BeyBlade
value
00:43:56
megadong
Yeah, I mean, i guess like if you if you have like a if you're like in a situation, like you know if you're like with roommates or so roommates or something... that you share soap with and like having a bar is kind of gross.
00:44:12
megadong
I would say like, you know, I like the, the most I would do with a bar of soap in the, in the shower is I would soap up like a washcloth or something with it and then use the washcloth.
00:44:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:44:23
Steve-O
Right.
00:44:24
BeyBlade
Are you, were you, were you a washcloth family?
00:44:27
megadong
I can't, I know we're a, we're a floof or a floof family here, or whatever they're called.
00:44:28
Steve-O
We were a washcloth family.
00:44:32
BeyBlade
Dude, i was I was a bar on skin family, dude.
00:44:35
BeyBlade
We had win no rules in that family.
00:44:35
Steve-O
Par on skin family.
00:44:38
Steve-O
wow
00:44:39
BeyBlade
Yeah, I thought it was weird when I remember, like, you know, you sleep over a friend's house.
00:44:44
Steve-O
And you were just rubbing?
00:44:45
BeyBlade
And they were like, no, actually, a friend slept over my house. And he was like, where's your towel? And I'm like, Like, it's on the thing. and he's like, no, no, like for the soap. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? And he's like, well, why? I don't fucking... And we we got into it. And I was like, dude, that's gross.
00:45:04
BeyBlade
Like, all you're doing is just, you're just ruining a... Like, listen, I get it now.
00:45:10
Steve-O
You called him gross?
00:45:11
BeyBlade
but in the moment But in the moment, I was like, so you're just... Wadding up a washcloth with soap and then getting the washcloth filthy with your your asshole.
00:45:24
BeyBlade
I was like, that's basically what you're doing. Instead of the barf soap that then...
00:45:27
megadong
Mm-hmm.
00:45:30
BeyBlade
but so does the
00:45:31
Steve-O
Touches every member of your family's asshole before it touches yours.
00:45:35
BeyBlade
barf...
00:45:37
Steve-O
Did y'all use the same towel too, Devin?
00:45:39
BeyBlade
That's the thing. I was like, does everybody have their own washcloth?
00:45:40
Steve-O
wo Where did the...
00:45:42
BeyBlade
What's the deal? Because maybe lot of I don't think they did.
00:45:43
Steve-O
Yes!
00:45:45
BeyBlade
i don't think they did.
00:45:46
Steve-O
Oh, okay, you were checking this family. Keep in mind, you know, keep in mind, I come from just like...
00:45:48
BeyBlade
Yeah. was Well, not now you know he was a single He was a single kid.
00:45:53
Steve-O
a single kid, just a loner, just an orphan.
00:45:53
BeyBlade
um No, no.
00:45:56
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:45:56
BeyBlade
But I mean, it was like his his...
00:45:56
megadong
He's the only child.
00:45:57
megadong
He's the only child.
00:45:57
BeyBlade
I think it was like his mom and him, right?
00:45:59
Steve-O
Yeah, okay.
00:45:59
BeyBlade
like oh
00:46:00
Steve-O
Yeah, that's the boat I came from. we each had our own washcloth.
00:46:02
BeyBlade
and And I was like, dude, i don't I don't fucking... I don't trust that, dude.
00:46:08
Steve-O
You can't afford a washcloth for every every Kopec.
00:46:08
BeyBlade
Just...
00:46:10
BeyBlade
Dude. Oh, I got a four pack of gray ones? You're fucked.
00:46:11
Steve-O
There's too many.
00:46:16
megadong
What does Krevin Galantech use, though?
00:46:16
Steve-O
You fucked.
00:46:18
megadong
Does he use and bar disease bars?
00:46:19
BeyBlade
ah Krevin, alright, this is what Krevin does.
00:46:21
megadong
so
00:46:21
Steve-O
Oh, he uses the the Brillo pad.
00:46:24
BeyBlade
This is what Krevin does. Krevin, um bar on skin, and Krevin wipes everything
00:46:28
Steve-O
okay. Okay.
00:46:34
BeyBlade
ah but his face. And his asshole, right? He does his whole body first because he wipes off the potential asshole.
00:46:41
megadong
Oh, he has an actual skin care routine.
00:46:43
BeyBlade
Yeah, The scheme is, the scheme is every, like, you take the bar of soap, you know, like a, like a play scheme.
00:46:44
Steve-O
Oh, what you mean scheme?
00:46:51
BeyBlade
Every, the bar soap that could have touched anything, right? You don't know where it's been. But you rub it all over the chest, the legs, everything like that. ah Then you rub your face.
00:47:02
BeyBlade
Then you do your asshole. Asshole's last.
00:47:05
megadong
Hmm. Okay.
00:47:06
BeyBlade
Because by the time if you because if the guy in front of you did the same thing, then you have an asshole bar. Right.
00:47:14
Steve-O
You do.
00:47:14
BeyBlade
But then it's all wiped off after, you know, you watch on your chest, your back, whatever, you know, your arms, legs. At that point, there's no more asshole particles. so They're all gone. So then it's basically totally free.
00:47:28
BeyBlade
Free reign. That's how Kreven thinks of things.
00:47:33
Steve-O
So just because it's last, it's gone?
00:47:36
BeyBlade
yeah your body Yeah, because there's no...
00:47:39
Steve-O
Because you've worn through it.
00:47:40
BeyBlade
Because of the entire layer of...
00:47:41
Steve-O
you've rubbed you've You've rubbed the asshole layer all over your skin.
00:47:42
BeyBlade
so Yeah, exactly. You've gone through that whole... That whole... Yeah, that's all gone.
00:47:47
Steve-O
so
00:47:47
BeyBlade
Yes. It's all gone at that point. As opposed to the asshole layer that's on the towel, the washcloth that you use over and over again.
00:47:55
Steve-O
So you're you're... So, okay, so wait.
00:47:57
BeyBlade
you filthy scumbag.
00:47:58
Steve-O
So where's the first part of the asshole bar touch?
00:47:58
BeyBlade
Oh, I don't know. That's that's the user's choice.
00:48:05
Steve-O
It's user's choice to rub it on your chest usually.
00:48:06
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's player's choice, dude.
00:48:07
Steve-O
is that where you usually go?
00:48:09
BeyBlade
Now listen, listen. If I was ever dealing with a bar soap, chest first.
00:48:12
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:48:13
BeyBlade
Chest first.
00:48:14
Steve-O
Chest first. Okay.
00:48:15
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:48:16
Steve-O
Say okay say chris Chris went before you and you know Chris rubbed that thing directly against his balloon knot.
00:48:18
BeyBlade
Chest, arms, legs last. Because legs... the
00:48:24
BeyBlade
how on his On his asshole.
00:48:26
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:48:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
00:48:28
Steve-O
you go chest first.
00:48:28
BeyBlade
Yeah. Chest, arms, legs... At that point, the entire the the entire layer must be must be burnt.
00:48:38
Steve-O
So does that mean legs are more important than arms? You're giving me like...
00:48:41
BeyBlade
No, no, no. Listen, the legs are like the um the fail safe, right? Because you're using your your leg hair as like the Brillo pad.
00:48:47
BeyBlade
Like it's definitely gone now.
00:48:47
Steve-O
Okay.
00:48:50
Steve-O
But you rubbed it on your arms first.
00:48:50
BeyBlade
I. Yeah, but like your i've my leg, don't about you, my legs are hairier than my arms.
00:48:57
Steve-O
Yeah, i agree.
00:48:58
BeyBlade
Full stop. So like the legs, it's like are after the legs, dude, there's no shot. There's poop on this thing anymore. There's no poop at all.
00:49:08
Steve-O
I don't like that. This is like i go to take my shower to get clean. So the fact that you're introducing. The element of a stranger's asshole against your skin.
00:49:19
BeyBlade
But you're using a washcloth that has your asshole shit on it already. Like you get that, right?
00:49:25
BeyBlade
Unless you're using a new washcloth every time, which I highly doubt.
00:49:25
Steve-O
it's it's Hey,
00:49:27
Steve-O
hey, hey, it's my washcloth. That is my washcloth.
00:49:31
BeyBlade
Oh, so if it's your own poop, it's fine.
00:49:33
BeyBlade
if it's your own poop,
00:49:33
Steve-O
Yes.
00:49:34
Steve-O
Oh, my God. Yes. Whose shit would you rather eat, your own or mine?
00:49:38
BeyBlade
all right.
00:49:40
BeyBlade
I'm just saying, dude, it's the shit, right?
00:49:40
Steve-O
Whose shit do you want?
00:49:43
Steve-O
It's still shit.
00:49:43
BeyBlade
And then and in my case, hold hold on, hold on.
00:49:44
Steve-O
That's not wrong.
00:49:46
BeyBlade
So you take your poop. All right, let let me ask you this.
00:49:48
Steve-O
Yeah, okay.
00:49:49
BeyBlade
where do you You have your washcloth, right?
00:49:51
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
00:49:53
BeyBlade
And the bar soap.
00:49:54
Steve-O
Yes.
00:49:54
BeyBlade
Where's it going first?
00:49:56
Steve-O
It goes for the chest. It does go for the chest.
00:49:57
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's what I fucking thought. Yeah.
00:50:00
Steve-O
does go for the chest first and then the arm.
00:50:01
BeyBlade
and Let me tell you what. I think i think that washcloth lot harder to clean off than the bar of soap.
00:50:09
BeyBlade
There's poop follicles that I... See, that's the thing. Hubris is the washcloth.
00:50:15
BeyBlade
You get too comfortable because you're probably knuckled deep in your asshole with a washcloth because you're like, whatever is washcloth, you're not going touch my skin.
00:50:15
Steve-O
yeah you
00:50:17
megadong
Mm-hmm.
00:50:24
BeyBlade
Nah, dude. That thing's filthy.
00:50:26
Steve-O
Yeah. I mean, the washcloth does get washed.
00:50:27
BeyBlade
Bar of soap. Bar of soap is literally just clean. It's just straight clean. Once you get rid of that layer of of gunk, it's more clean.
00:50:36
Steve-O
See, you keep having to get rid of a layer.
00:50:38
BeyBlade
Yeah, but everybody needs... You have to get rid of the layer. It's just going to go away after it gets wet.
00:50:45
Steve-O
So you're saying just let it soak a little bit in the in the water.
00:50:49
BeyBlade
Nah, dude. That's just wasteful. You just got use it.
00:50:50
Steve-O
embrace it
00:50:51
BeyBlade
Use it on your fucking chest.
00:50:53
Steve-O
Now, John, you've said that you have you have a loofah.
00:50:54
BeyBlade
Like they do in the commercials.
00:50:58
megadong
Yes.
00:51:00
Steve-O
Where does the loofah like stand on this?
00:51:03
megadong
we have a We have little hooks. Wait, what are you talking Where does it stand?
00:51:06
Steve-O
No, no, no, no. But like where? Because because Devin's telling me that once once you rub your butt with a washcloth, it's tainted forever, basically.
00:51:17
megadong
You clean the loofah after. it's
00:51:21
Steve-O
That's what I'm saying with a washcloth.
00:51:21
BeyBlade
How often? Wait, wait, wait.
00:51:22
BeyBlade
Well, you but that's fine, but I'm saying, listen, and and I will state, caveat, that was Krevin talking.
00:51:22
Steve-O
You throw it into the wash.
00:51:22
megadong
i'm not god i'm not go i'm not like yeah I'm not going in there after taking a shit and not wiping.
00:51:27
megadong
like That doesn't make any sense either. you know Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:34
Steve-O
Oh, OK, Craven.
00:51:35
BeyBlade
I use, I use a loof, this a loofah household, but I don't feel good about the loofah right now.
00:51:40
Steve-O
why Why don't you... could have had
00:51:41
BeyBlade
I don't know, I'm just, everything see, I know, but everything you see online, they're like, bro, loofah's like the fucking most disgusting thing in your shower.
00:51:42
megadong
It exfoliates your skin, Devin.
00:51:49
Steve-O
I have been told by multiple skincare people not to use a loofah.
00:51:49
BeyBlade
If you really think about it,
00:51:53
Steve-O
And I used a loofah.
00:51:53
BeyBlade
That's what I mean.
00:51:54
BeyBlade
I use it anyway. use it.
00:51:54
Steve-O
I have a loofah in my shower still.
00:51:56
megadong
So what do you use? your Your hand?
00:51:59
Steve-O
Yeah, i use my I use my hand with some body wash now.
00:51:59
megadong
like what Just your hand?
00:52:01
BeyBlade
you know You don't use your poopy watch cloth, dude? You don't use your little poopy watch cloth?
00:52:04
Steve-O
no, no. I don't use a bar. I use body wash.
00:52:07
megadong
Yeah, but how do you get a lather in if you're just using your hand? You know, that's like a lot of work.
00:52:11
Steve-O
it's No, dude, it's a lot of just going back, going back, squeaking it in
00:52:13
megadong
Like the loofah, the loofah does all the work for you.
00:52:16
Steve-O
No, I know it retains so well.
00:52:19
megadong
Yeah, it does all.
00:52:20
Steve-O
I'll just go i'm just going based on because of my skin stuff.
00:52:20
megadong
You just have to
00:52:22
BeyBlade
All right, ah John, what and what order is the loofah in the asshole? Like, is that the last thing the loofah touches?
00:52:32
megadong
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. the The nether regions are the last.
00:52:35
BeyBlade
Yeah. and and then where And then where do you start, John, with the loofah?
00:52:38
Steve-O
we Okay, hold on. Now, hold on.
00:52:39
megadong
Like my neck and my arms.
00:52:39
BeyBlade
he Yeah, you start with the neck and the chest.
00:52:39
Steve-O
We're skipping we're skipping armpits.
00:52:42
Steve-O
So we're when we're talking arms, are we talking about that's where the armpit part comes in?
00:52:47
BeyBlade
I mean, the whole arm, dude.
00:52:47
megadong
Yeah, sure.
00:52:48
BeyBlade
Like,
00:52:48
megadong
Yeah.
00:52:48
Steve-O
Devin, you're using a bar.
00:52:49
Steve-O
Well, Kreven was using a bar of soap directly on his skin.
00:52:52
BeyBlade
Listen, listen, Kreven takes the bomb. I'm miming it out as we speak.
00:52:56
Steve-O
So does Kreven go chest, arms, armpit, legs, face? Are you introducing the armpits to the face?
00:53:08
BeyBlade
yeah because at that point, like, i listen, I'm not 12. Like, my armpits, like, don't fucking reek all the time.
00:53:16
Steve-O
Yeah, but you you've spent days outside.
00:53:16
BeyBlade
You know what i mean?
00:53:18
Steve-O
think it's hot.
00:53:19
BeyBlade
Dude, actually, can i be honest with it can I be honest with you?
00:53:20
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:22
BeyBlade
I'm like slightly concerned. My armpits haven't like smelled like armpits in fucking like months. And I don't know why. i go to the gym. I do all the things. Right. And I'm like, my I haven't had to wear deodorant in months.
00:53:36
megadong
I mean, I still wear deodorant, but like, I've forgotten a couple times. Like, or if, you know, if I get sick or whatever, I'll like, and I just, I've never gotten BO ever, really.
00:53:44
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
00:53:49
BeyBlade
Yeah, I don't know.
00:53:50
megadong
ah Maybe I'm just, maybe I'm just lucky.
00:53:50
BeyBlade
what Something happened, dude. and ah my I just stopped producing body odor, dude. It's weird.
00:53:56
Steve-O
I'm looking this up right now. 2% of people have a gene for stink-free armpits.
00:53:58
BeyBlade
I don't know why.
00:54:02
megadong
You have cancer.
00:54:04
Steve-O
I'm so jealous.
00:54:04
BeyBlade
listen.
00:54:05
megadong
Ha ha ha!
00:54:05
BeyBlade
I definitely have smelly.
00:54:06
Steve-O
I'm so jealous.
00:54:06
megadong
You have pancreatic cancer if you don't have BL.
00:54:07
BeyBlade
now listen said listen i definitely i definitely like have smelly art like theyve For sure, right? just lately
00:54:16
BeyBlade
nothing do
00:54:16
megadong
I've never had smelly armpits.
00:54:18
megadong
I've never had that issue.
00:54:19
Steve-O
I can 100% say that I have never been around you guys and been like, they stink. They reek from their armpits.
00:54:26
BeyBlade
You know, no, no, listen, listen.
00:54:26
Steve-O
I guarantee you, I have reeked from my armpits.
00:54:29
BeyBlade
I'm telling you right now, you're only saying that because Chris isn't here.
00:54:32
megadong
ha ha ha
00:54:33
Steve-O
What do you mean?
00:54:34
BeyBlade
Galani, Galani is reeked. I've been around and i'm like, bro, you, you, dude.
00:54:37
Steve-O
yolani Galani has had that. I have had that. like There have definitely been like...
00:54:42
megadong
He's not even on here talking how he stinks. It's fucked up, man.
00:54:46
BeyBlade
No, dude, there's a famous story.
00:54:46
Steve-O
What did you guys talk about last week?
00:54:49
BeyBlade
There's a famous story, dude.
00:54:49
megadong
ah Your body odor, Chris?
00:54:51
Steve-O
you
00:54:53
BeyBlade
but dude There's a famous story where we were at a our other friend Chris's house and he was he had his shoes off and is girlfriend, is beyond I don't know what they were, his girlfriend at the time opens the door and she's like, is there somebody put trash in this room?
00:54:53
megadong
Your musk?
00:54:57
megadong
All right.
00:55:10
Steve-O
yeah
00:55:12
BeyBlade
Chris had his fucking shoes off, dude.
00:55:15
megadong
Nah, I've been around people that have had really bad BO sometimes, and it's like unbearable.
00:55:18
BeyBlade
Yeah.
00:55:21
megadong
like It smells like old hoagie.
00:55:21
BeyBlade
Oh, no. Yeah. Like, for sure.
00:55:23
megadong
It smells hoagies.
00:55:24
Steve-O
Dude, I've caught myself smelling like an old hoagie. And when I catch it, I'm like, oh, this is, I need to reassess everything.
00:55:27
BeyBlade
That's...
00:55:30
BeyBlade
Oh, no. And like listen, like, it's... ah And I've been there. I've been the old hoagie. 100%.
00:55:35
BeyBlade
But lately, these last few months, I haven't...
00:55:35
Steve-O
But you're saying you.
00:55:38
BeyBlade
i Like, I put deodorant on, like, twice. And both times is because I felt like I just should.
00:55:44
megadong
Devin, I think you might have pancreatic cancer.
00:55:45
BeyBlade
I think I have pancreatic cancer.
00:55:46
Steve-O
Yeah, this is a house episode.
00:55:46
BeyBlade
Yeah. I think it's... been
00:55:47
megadong
I ah
00:55:50
Steve-O
Dr. House, I don't stink anymore.
00:55:52
BeyBlade
Like, I literally, I'm like, do I just, like, not work out anymore?
00:55:52
Steve-O
You're going to die.
00:55:55
BeyBlade
Like, what happened? Like, do I just not work hard at the gym anymore? Like, am I just a pussy? Like, I don't know.
00:55:59
megadong
i don't know. i don't know i've never heard like I've never heard people saying it he went away. So that's kind of interesting.
00:56:05
BeyBlade
yeah dude.
00:56:06
BeyBlade
I don't.
00:56:06
megadong
You should WebMD and completely fucking freak yourself out.
00:56:10
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. I'm i'm concerned.
00:56:11
megadong
or ah You know what? I'll ask ChatGPT right now.
00:56:14
BeyBlade
Go ask ChachiPT.
00:56:15
Steve-O
Chad JBT, I don't stink no more.
00:56:16
megadong
My friend... My friend, Krevin...
00:56:20
BeyBlade
Oh, the boxer.
00:56:22
BeyBlade
Yes.
00:56:22
Steve-O
The famous I think you might just be a mutant because it's
00:56:23
megadong
sad um This is how you confuse AI.
00:56:24
BeyBlade
The famous Mike Tyson-esque boxer.
00:56:27
megadong
My friend, Krevin, is reporting to me that he doesn't have body odor anymore.
00:56:34
BeyBlade
And I really don't...
00:56:37
BeyBlade
I mean, and it's funny because like I really don't think... Like, i obviously, i've i've it's not like I started showering every day.
00:56:40
megadong
What could have caused this?
00:56:45
BeyBlade
Like, I shower all the ah every day.
00:56:48
Steve-O
Would you be hurt if you found out Jenny was like washing your armpits when you were asleep?
00:56:51
megadong
um Maybe it's your diet. ChatGPT is saying could be your your diet. Has your diet changed?
00:56:57
Steve-O
You got a good diet? Is it a good diet?
00:56:58
megadong
I mean, you're eating better, right?
00:56:59
BeyBlade
it's not good um maybe
00:57:00
megadong
I mean, are you less stressed, Devin?
00:57:01
Steve-O
You're not eating like dog shit anymore.
00:57:07
BeyBlade
no I'm definitely not less right no who knows no no no I'm definitely sweating less yeah but like
00:57:08
Steve-O
ah I'm sorry for laughing. You said it's...
00:57:13
megadong
ah you sweating Are you sweating less, Devin?
00:57:18
Steve-O
Wait, are are you having a, like, you were working out and you're not sweating?
00:57:18
megadong
right, that's it.
00:57:23
BeyBlade
No, no, that's the thing. Like, I'll sweat when I work out, but like... Oh,
00:57:26
megadong
ah dear you Here's one.
00:57:29
BeyBlade
okay.
00:57:29
megadong
Rare but notable. Loss of smell. Anosmia. He might still have BO but can't detect it.
00:57:38
BeyBlade
Yeah, actually, actually you know what's disgusting? This is definitely TMI. ah So, i was I was sleeping, this was like a month ago.
00:57:50
BeyBlade
I'm just like under the covers and I've been ripping ass in my sleep all night. And Jenny wakes up before me. And she like.
00:58:01
BeyBlade
So I wake up and I'm still in the like the blanket. Right. She's like talking to me and I like stick my foot out. I'm like, oh, my God, just like rub my foot while you're talking to me.
00:58:11
Steve-O
Oh, no.
00:58:11
BeyBlade
And then like, but like me breaking the barrier with my foot, she's like, oh, it smells like shit over here.
00:58:15
megadong
Oh, it just all comes out.
00:58:17
Steve-O
Oh. Oh.
00:58:19
BeyBlade
I had like such a fucking complex. i was like, am I just the stinky guy that you know at this point? Like, oh, she's like, it smells like fucking literal shit and over here.
00:58:28
megadong
That's funny.
00:58:31
BeyBlade
I was like, oh, no. wow So I fixed it because I told her, I was like, yo, like I'm not, don't make a joke. was like, that fucked me up. She's like, no, I swear. It's just like you were just ripping ass in your sleep.
00:58:46
BeyBlade
And, uh, I like the cocoon was tight. Cause all I'm going to say.
00:58:53
Steve-O
That's incredible. That is disgusting, but incredible.
00:58:55
BeyBlade
It was this dude. I was, I thought about, a i was, I thought about self-harm, uh,
00:59:01
Steve-O
Were you under the blanket?
00:59:03
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah. No, dude, I was like, i was wrapped up and I must have just been like ripping it.
00:59:11
megadong
I thought you were you were saying it like it's like every it happens all the time now.
00:59:11
BeyBlade
And then like, I like poked my.
00:59:15
megadong
Does it happen all the time?
00:59:16
BeyBlade
No, no, no, that's the thing. Like, I mean, like you know, I fart in my sleep, whatever. But like, this was like a particularly nasty case. And like the blank was really wrapped around me. So like when I like loosened it up, like put my foot out.
00:59:31
BeyBlade
She was like, oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm a stinky freak.
00:59:39
Steve-O
I'm stinky.
00:59:40
BeyBlade
I'm a stinky fucking poor pork roll of shit. So, yeah. Yeah, I consider it self-harm for a good while.
00:59:50
megadong
Nice.
00:59:50
Steve-O
Why? Why would you do that? you
00:59:51
BeyBlade
Because I was a stinky pig boy.
00:59:52
Steve-O
You were the stinker.
00:59:54
BeyBlade
i was like, I should just drive into this wall.
00:59:56
Steve-O
Oh my God.
00:59:56
BeyBlade
No one would care.
01:00:00
BeyBlade
Everyone say, oh, he smells better. That's what they said.
01:00:02
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:04
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:00:04
Steve-O
It's going to be a closed casket no matter what
01:00:05
BeyBlade
Well, the smell's an improvement. Stinking that thing up, dude.
01:00:11
Steve-O
Oh, dude. If we tried to put you in a... What the fuck? That joke's rude because I forgot the name of it.
01:00:17
BeyBlade
But you know what My armpit's probably fine.
01:00:20
Steve-O
probably Honestly, don't worry about it. You smell great.
01:00:23
BeyBlade
Gut health, all-time low.
01:00:24
Steve-O
Your farts stink.
01:00:25
BeyBlade
All-time low gut health, but...
01:00:25
megadong
Could be.
01:00:27
BeyBlade
My armpit health. Great. Who
TV Shows and Animated Series
01:00:30
BeyBlade
knows?
01:00:30
Steve-O
Maybe you're farting all your stink out.
01:00:35
megadong
b
01:00:36
BeyBlade
There's something to it. maybe There's something to it.
01:00:37
Steve-O
It's something. um I started watching a show that I have been seeing memes for years about, and it wasn't until recently that I really locked in and, uh, yes, no, no, no.
01:00:53
BeyBlade
can i Can I guess? Supernatural. Damn. Okay.
01:00:59
megadong
Roswell.
01:01:01
Steve-O
it
01:01:01
BeyBlade
Whoa. That's fucking...
01:01:03
Steve-O
ah it is.
01:01:04
BeyBlade
For Roswell.
01:01:05
Steve-O
is
01:01:06
BeyBlade
I could... Gun to my head, I could tell you what Roswell's about.
01:01:10
megadong
Gun to my head, I'll never watch that show if you force me to. I'd rather just die.
01:01:13
BeyBlade
yeah
01:01:14
Steve-O
Dude, all the fucking Roswell memes finally got to me, man. I'm telling you.
01:01:17
BeyBlade
yeah so yeah i could i could have seen a thousand Roswell memes.
01:01:19
megadong
and
01:01:20
Steve-O
ah
01:01:21
BeyBlade
I don't think I ever could have told you.
01:01:23
megadong
Is it the bear?
01:01:23
BeyBlade
wales
01:01:24
megadong
Have you been watching the bear? Is that it?
01:01:25
Steve-O
i ah I've started a little bit more of season two.
01:01:27
BeyBlade
Yeah, but we knew about that.
01:01:29
Steve-O
I think I watched the first episode of season two.
01:01:31
megadong
Oh, what'd you think of the end of season one first?
01:01:32
Steve-O
thought it was good. I thought it was good. i was like, okay, you know what? We're doing something.
01:01:36
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:01:37
Steve-O
We're doing something here. i'm
01:01:38
megadong
Yeah.
01:01:39
Steve-O
I'm into this.
01:01:39
megadong
cause you'll Yeah, you'll learn that Jon Bernthal is in like 3% of every season, but he's the best he's the best character every time.
01:01:45
Steve-O
He's yeah, um that's that's just John Bernthal in general.
01:01:46
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:01:48
Steve-O
Like he shows up, makes a cameo and everybody loves him.
01:01:48
megadong
Yeah.
01:01:49
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:01:50
megadong
i think yeah i think I think he's one of my favorite TV show characters. Mikey. I think he might be.
01:01:56
BeyBlade
Mikey's great, dude.
01:01:57
BeyBlade
I love Mikey.
01:01:57
megadong
I think he's one of my favorites, like ever.
01:01:59
megadong
One of the goats.
01:02:00
Steve-O
One of the goats, one of the greatest of all times.
01:02:03
megadong
Wait, so season two, how far are you now? Okay.
01:02:05
Steve-O
I think I'm like just episode one or two in.
01:02:07
megadong
Because you're...
01:02:08
Steve-O
But like, you know, we're really touching on rebuilding the restaurant.
01:02:12
megadong
there's ah There's one... There's a couple really, really good... Like...
01:02:17
BeyBlade
Yeah, there's two back-to-backs, which I think is some of the best back-to-backs.
01:02:19
megadong
Like, this is Yeah, where it's like, oh, this is like the best show on TV at this at this point in time when it's coming out.
01:02:19
Steve-O
Okay.
01:02:21
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:02:24
BeyBlade
yeah
01:02:25
Steve-O
m they're just They're just on a run right now.
01:02:26
BeyBlade
Yeah, you're like, this is the... Yeah, you go like, oh, this is the best episode the Bear's ever done.
01:02:26
megadong
Like those couple episodes.
01:02:31
megadong
Yeah.
01:02:31
BeyBlade
And then the next episode's better than that. And you're like, oh, this is just one of the gro best shows of all time, my God.
01:02:37
megadong
yeah Yeah, you get like hush and the body like back to back.
01:02:38
BeyBlade
mr paul
01:02:38
Steve-O
Let's go.
01:02:41
Steve-O
Oh, okay.
01:02:41
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you really can do it.
01:02:42
Steve-O
All right.
01:02:45
Steve-O
I'm into that.
01:02:45
megadong
I mean, I'm not saying that the same it's the it's the same like vibes as as the body, but like you just you just get get really good quality two two episodes in a row.
01:02:45
BeyBlade
That's it.
01:02:50
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:02:53
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:02:55
megadong
and You're just like, oh, okay.
01:02:55
BeyBlade
But, ah well, what's the other show?
01:02:56
Steve-O
um so ah the the the meme show that i started watching was smiling friends which is a is a cartoon it's an animation uh but yeah i'd be better not
01:02:57
megadong
I get it now.
01:02:57
BeyBlade
What's what's the what's the meme show or the gif show?
01:03:04
megadong
What is that?
01:03:06
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
01:03:08
megadong
Wait a minute, does my son watch this?
01:03:13
BeyBlade
was going to say, is this, is it over? Is it still a thing?
01:03:16
Steve-O
I don't know. i really don't know. But ah it is like mind bending stuff.
01:03:18
megadong
No, he doesn't watch this.
01:03:22
Steve-O
Like it is one of those shows where like the entire episode, my mouth is like open and it's just like insanity. And it's, it's, it's opposite of like um Rick and Morty.
01:03:32
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:03:32
megadong
Whoa!
01:03:37
Steve-O
Cause like you can tie it to kind of be in like, Oh, you know, it's kind of in that like weird vein where it's like very like, very kind of like strange comedy, but it's not like kind of like up its own ass.
01:03:49
BeyBlade
yeah
01:03:51
Steve-O
Like it is, it is one of those shows that I think Chris would like absolutely love this show. It's like one of those shows.
01:03:57
BeyBlade
You know, can I, can I tell you this is in the same vein as a dog.
01:04:00
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:04:02
BeyBlade
Can you please just watch like three to four episodes of it's on HBO max Yolo crystal fantasy.
01:04:09
Steve-O
Okay.
01:04:11
Steve-O
Yes, absolutely. Absolutely.
01:04:12
BeyBlade
That it's, I mean, I watched a few episodes and I was like, this is fucking hilarious, but like most animated shows, like i just kind of, I dip in and I dip out.
01:04:24
Steve-O
No, that's ah that's kind of what I do, where it's it's hard for me to stick.
01:04:25
BeyBlade
Um, Yeah, but dude, it's so it's so fucking weird and funny. And just... I don't... Yeah, it's it's kind of one those, was like...
01:04:36
BeyBlade
It's tough to pinpoint why it's funny. It's just it is very funny.
01:04:39
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:04:40
BeyBlade
But, ah yeah.
01:04:40
Steve-O
You watch... all right. I'll watch episode of that if you watch an episode of this. and Because the thing is, it's like a 10-minute long show, and your brain you just like watch like six of them, and you're like, fuck, what happened?
01:04:44
BeyBlade
Alright, yeah.
01:04:51
BeyBlade
Did you... You may have mentioned this before, but did you watch any of that Has Been Hotel show?
01:04:58
Steve-O
No, I never.
01:04:59
BeyBlade
That's the other one. That's the other one I hear all things all about.
01:05:02
BeyBlade
And it's, I don't even know where it's on, but it's.
01:05:03
Steve-O
yeah
01:05:06
Steve-O
i don't I don't either. I think it might be Netflix, but.
01:05:10
BeyBlade
Has Been Hotel. Two seasons, adult, prime. think it's on prime. They're saying. But yeah, it's like an adult show.
01:05:21
BeyBlade
Don't watch it if you're a child.
01:05:23
Steve-O
Yeah, don't don't show the kids.
01:05:24
megadong
Thank you.
01:05:25
BeyBlade
i Yeah, but um ah yeah, I'll watch Just Smiling Friends.
01:05:30
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:05:34
Steve-O
It like, it goes off the rails, like almost immediate. And the thing that's very funny about it is it is a lot of like YouTubers that like get brought on for like cameos and stuff. Like in the very first episode, they get, um I think they get ah the main guy from Mike from Red Letter Media to do one of the voices of like one of like the characters.
01:05:55
Steve-O
Because the whole premise of the show is they're an agency that is like hired to like, you they bring you in to make you smile. Like that's their whole thing. And that's just the crux of the show.
01:06:05
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:06:06
Steve-O
And that's it.
01:06:06
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:06:07
Steve-O
It's insanity. And I've just been kind of hooked on it. So.
01:06:14
megadong
Okay.
01:06:14
BeyBlade
Fuck that show.
01:06:15
Steve-O
It's on HBO Max. There you go.
01:06:16
BeyBlade
Okay. Cool.
01:06:19
Steve-O
It's a perfect pair with, um what is it? The chair company, which I think has their finale the tonight, right?
01:06:25
BeyBlade
Yeah, there are finales
Video Games and Game Awards
01:06:26
BeyBlade
tonight. um I still didn't...
01:06:26
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:06:27
BeyBlade
I don't know why. Well, I know why. Thanksgiving made and shit happened, so I didn't get a chance.
01:06:30
Steve-O
Thanksgiving.
01:06:31
BeyBlade
But... um Yeah, no, no, no.
01:06:33
Steve-O
Pluribus is a new episode got pushed early. They pushed it out on Wednesday rather than Thursday. So yeah.
01:06:41
BeyBlade
You pieces of shit.
01:06:43
Steve-O
Yeah. um That's still banging.
01:06:46
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:06:47
Steve-O
It's getting, it's getting deeper into the mystery. So
01:06:50
BeyBlade
Okay. I, uh, happy to report Death Stranding 2.
01:06:57
Steve-O
on the beach,
01:06:58
BeyBlade
Very good.
01:06:58
megadong
Is it awesome? Yeah, everybody says it's awesome, dude.
01:06:59
BeyBlade
I mean, it's kind of like... Alright, so this is what's what I'm really vibing with right now. um it's It's not as extreme as Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2, but like the little things that were just fucking annoying to deal with in terms of like menu navigation, just like...
01:07:20
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:07:22
BeyBlade
want to say completely solved, but like... oh, thank God. Oh, I can just do it all from this menu here. I don't have to fucking, oh, I can just like fix my, my little bike from this screen. I don't have to like dump it in and dump it out watch like three different cut scenes.
01:07:39
BeyBlade
And, uh, you know, I was in Mexico. Now I'm in Australia. And, um, and Jenny's like, she went, oh my God, the mailman game again. And I was like, that's right.
01:07:50
megadong
ah
01:07:51
BeyBlade
You motherfucker.
01:07:53
Steve-O
It's new and improved though.
01:07:53
BeyBlade
Um, Also, there's a... I got hit with a nasty spoiler for this game, too. Now, granted, I don't know how much of a misdirect it all is, because... Like, with context, I'm like, this is the most obvious thing ever.
01:08:11
BeyBlade
Without context, I don't know how... Like, I think I just would have been like, oh this is just weird Kojima bullshit. But... like I don't know how much of ah of a spoiler it really was at the end of the day, but it's just kind of annoying because I'm playing the game and I'm like, now i'm just like in the back of my head.
01:08:30
BeyBlade
I'm just waiting for that moment.
01:08:32
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:08:32
BeyBlade
And who knows where I'm going to get it because I can't stop delivering packages to the musician, Steve.
01:08:39
Steve-O
Who's the musician?
01:08:40
BeyBlade
He's just some guy. He just gives me music to listen to.
01:08:42
Steve-O
It's not like a celebrity. It's not like Guillermo del Toro.
01:08:45
BeyBlade
No. It's like Jeff. Nah, dude. he's ah Well, he's in it.
01:08:50
Steve-O
I mean, Guillermo's in it, not voiced, but his his face.
01:08:50
BeyBlade
So...
01:08:53
BeyBlade
Yeah. Um, um, what's his name?
01:08:55
BeyBlade
Why why am I blank?
01:08:56
Steve-O
I heard.
01:08:57
BeyBlade
Theory road director. He's in it.
01:08:57
Steve-O
Oh, OK.
01:08:59
Steve-O
Um. I heard at Thanksgiving, um, Dollman is a big hit in this.
01:09:03
BeyBlade
George Miller.
01:09:07
BeyBlade
So far I liked all men. Yeah.
01:09:07
Steve-O
People love Dollman.
01:09:10
Steve-O
Better than, better than Dollman from the movies?
01:09:10
BeyBlade
Um,
01:09:14
BeyBlade
uh, no, no. Domain from the movies is still pretty peak.
01:09:17
Steve-O
That's top Dollman.
01:09:17
BeyBlade
Um, I mean, he hasn't helped me in any way, shape, or form in terms of combat.
01:09:26
BeyBlade
Dollman would. Dollman, the Kino version. Yeah, he would have fucking blew those fools away. It is it is funny because in the original, right, you have um you have real guns and then you have like rubber bullet guns.
01:09:26
Steve-O
Okay, okay. Yeah, he would bust out his giant gun.
01:09:38
Steve-O
Yeah. Yeah. yeah
01:09:41
BeyBlade
Because in the game, and Death Stranding 1, if you kill a guy... you have to dispose of their bodies unless you cause void out, which essentially that section of the map would just become like impossible to traverse because, you know, tar creatures and all all the BTs would be there.
01:09:58
Steve-O
yeah
01:10:02
BeyBlade
So it would just kind of be a pain in the ass. Um, so generally you had two different guns. So sometimes you would have guns for BT. Sometimes you would have guns for humans. Cause you didn't want to kill them in this one. They're just like, yeah, just the bullets don't kill them.
01:10:19
BeyBlade
Like they just go fuck it. Just like, cause instead of just, you know, like it's kind of a nice compromise between like, I don't know, like real, I don't know if realism is the right word, but like,
01:10:19
Steve-O
that
01:10:31
Steve-O
they're cutting the fat out that the first one
01:10:32
BeyBlade
Yeah, they're just like, listen, we could be like hyper truthful to like you know the vibe of the game, but also like we don't want this to be annoying because it was annoying in the first game.
01:10:43
Steve-O
right
01:10:46
BeyBlade
So i here it is. The bullets just don't kill you. They're all this.
01:10:49
Steve-O
it It definitely sounds like like they have been kind of like adjusting that formula to get the games being much more popular than they were when it initially came out.
01:10:50
BeyBlade
i'm like
01:10:57
BeyBlade
Yeah, like... Yeah.
01:11:01
Steve-O
Like, it sounds like there was the Death Stranding Gold Edition, which really kind of like brought things up to like, a oh, this is this is actually like incredible.
01:11:02
BeyBlade
yeah
01:11:11
Steve-O
and
01:11:13
BeyBlade
Yeah, like, maybe?
01:11:14
Steve-O
i might have to go back.
01:11:14
Steve-O
I might have to go back at some point.
01:11:17
BeyBlade
don't know. so So the thing is, is um
01:11:22
BeyBlade
like, you know how I was, I'm only like, I'm in like chapter three, right? Which is like, I basically just got out of the tutorial map.
01:11:29
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:11:30
BeyBlade
um But ah already, I'm going to say like, this is what, This is like how a sequel should be. like Again, I kind of make the the comparison to like Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2. Like Ghost of Yote, I like that game.
01:11:50
BeyBlade
But in terms of like a sequel to Ghost of Tsushima, it's kind of disappointing, right? It's like it's it's really safe.
01:11:56
megadong
a lot of people say.
01:11:59
BeyBlade
I do think some mechanics are better.
01:12:01
BeyBlade
i think a lot of mechanics are better in Yote, right?
01:12:01
Steve-O
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:12:03
megadong
But like this i like the story is kind of like, you know, cookie cutter.
01:12:05
BeyBlade
The story is just, yeah it's it's just, it's frankly, it's it's borderline bad, right?
01:12:08
megadong
It's just there. Yeah.
01:12:11
BeyBlade
um Yeah, it's just kind of there. But like, you know, the thing I was talking about, like the cut scenes and it's just like, it's just, there's not a lot of, there's different, but not better, right?
01:12:24
BeyBlade
um Kind of, it's kind of tough. But like this one, it's just clear that like everything's like an evolution of what was in the first game.
01:12:33
Steve-O
OK. Yeah.
01:12:33
BeyBlade
Everything. Like, oh, ah now your outfit has RAM that it can download to just kind of give you like passive buffs and bonuses and things like that. Just like, don't know, just stuff that just makes the game better to play, more fun to play.
01:12:49
BeyBlade
Ghost of Yotei, you know, yeah I guess you could argue that Ghost of Tsushima... wasn't as hard air quote to play as death stranding one was right.
01:13:01
BeyBlade
so maybe not enough, not a lot of different work needed to be done, but as a result, it just kind of feels like, you know, more of the same kind of like Spider-Man two, like there's different stuff, there's new stuff, but it's, it's not, it just doesn't really hit like a sequel does.
01:13:17
Steve-O
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:13:18
BeyBlade
um I'd say if I wanted to go completely extreme and almost borderline scorched earth on this concept, like, I don't know if Ragnarok to God of War is like a, it's not a perfect example at all. Like that's probably the most extreme I would go.
01:13:34
BeyBlade
i really want it to be just like an asshole about it all. But like, i don't know, man, this just feels like how a sequel, like how the sequels used to feel, you know? Like, ah, yes, it's just like better cleaned up.
01:13:48
BeyBlade
It's not more of the same, even though a lot of it is more of the same. ah Again, though, I'm pretty early in still. But I am ah of digging it. And i hope I hope I can get to a point where i can either beat it or or just be like, yeah, ah you know, I can still see if it dethrones ah Claire Obscure from my game game of the year. I don't know if it will, but.
01:14:15
BeyBlade
ah beginning of that game is pretty heavy. There's some heavy shit going on in that game. I'm going lie.
01:14:21
megadong
In Death Stranding?
01:14:22
BeyBlade
Yeah, Death Stranding 2 for sure, specifically. ah But yeah. So, I'm digging it though.
01:14:31
Steve-O
We'll find out when we do anti-fannies.
01:14:34
BeyBlade
Yeah. So, are you guys excited?
01:14:37
Steve-O
Cool.
01:14:37
megadong
Yeah.
01:14:38
BeyBlade
Wait, are you guys a are you both getting Metroids?
01:14:44
Steve-O
At some point.
01:14:46
BeyBlade
Oh my God.
01:14:47
Steve-O
I don't know. i don't know if I'm going to be a day one-er.
01:14:50
BeyBlade
Man, you guys aren't day one-ers, huh?
01:14:53
Steve-O
I've never been like the biggest Metroid guy. I appreciate Metroid. I enjoy me some Metroid. But it's it ain't it ain't Mario. It ain't Link.
01:15:02
BeyBlade
I'm seeing some fake Nintendo fans right now.
01:15:04
Steve-O
How fucking dare you?
01:15:05
BeyBlade
that's a Fucking turn in your badges, bro.
01:15:08
Steve-O
I didn't buy Kirby Air Riders. You're not riding my dick over that.
01:15:11
BeyBlade
Yeah, because that's like a... it's a it's a cur But you bought the new Kirby game when that came out.
01:15:17
Steve-O
Yeah, but that was like a 3D Kirby for the first time.
01:15:18
BeyBlade
yes That's my point. This is a 3D... It's not like Metroid Racers. I forgive you for not being... I'm agreeing. I'm just giving you shit for not buying every mainline Nintendo game.
01:15:30
Steve-O
You told me to buy Megabonk. I bought Megabonk.
01:15:32
BeyBlade
I didn't tell you to buy Megapog.
01:15:34
Steve-O
Devin, you were at my door.
01:15:35
megadong
Oh, I have... um Steve, I have a... ah yeah meant Not a suggestion, but like maybe an idea for the anti-fannies.
01:15:44
Steve-O
I'm listening. I'm all ears.
01:15:46
megadong
I think maybe we should do the big ones just first to get them out of the way. Like, we do Game of the Year first.
01:15:51
Steve-O
Okay. Okay.
01:15:52
megadong
Because the only reason is because what kind of sucks is when we save it for last, we end up talking about it, for ah talking about your things for other things, for the the lesser awards.
01:16:05
megadong
beforehand and then by the time it's like you know I think maybe it'll go a little bit quicker
01:16:10
Steve-O
how about let me let me get your thoughts on this we do movie show and game first and then we do a smattering of like the rest of it and then at the very end we do best of the best okay
01:16:26
megadong
yeah okay that's good yeah okay yeah that's it that's the year I'll be last
01:16:28
Steve-O
maybe we could even We could even do maybe like ah goodest sit slash honorable mention right before it as like kind of like the like the runner up if we if we're imagining it that way.
01:16:35
megadong
Yeah,
01:16:38
megadong
because if my if my good good shit of the year is somebody else's game of the year, I don't want everybody to talk about I don't want to mention it and then don't say it again just because somebody else is goingnna is goingnna it's going to be somebody else's like big time thing.
01:16:48
Steve-O
Right. Right.
01:16:56
Steve-O
right We also have a tendency of like by the end of an episode getting a little bit worn down.
01:16:57
megadong
Yeah,
01:17:00
megadong
yeah so it might be...
01:17:01
Steve-O
So like it'll be like, oh, the things we care about the most. f Fuck it.
01:17:03
megadong
Yeah, it'll be... yeah
01:17:04
Steve-O
Let's just blaze it. Yeah.
01:17:05
megadong
Yeah, get it out of the way.
01:17:07
Steve-O
I think that's a great idea.
01:17:09
megadong
Okay, cool. How do you feel, Devin?
01:17:12
BeyBlade
hate it um no i mean i'm um i'm down with tweaking it i understand the concern for sure i get it but uh you you guys don't even know where i'm going so who knows
01:17:23
megadong
Right.
01:17:27
Steve-O
No, you're all over the place.
01:17:27
megadong
Yeah, I mean, i already see your show of the year right now. It says Roswell for show of the year.
01:17:32
Steve-O
Damn, dude. Devin, you win Roswell this year?
01:17:34
BeyBlade
you know it's funny
01:17:35
megadong
Oh, finally watched Roswell.
01:17:36
BeyBlade
You know, it's, you know, it's funny as, it as, a as a joke, right.
01:17:38
megadong
they were They were all right.
01:17:41
BeyBlade
I literally like after Duncan on it, I Googled what the plot was and I already forgot what it was.
01:17:47
megadong
What? raswa
01:17:48
BeyBlade
only think it lasted like 20 minutes.
01:17:50
megadong
Pretty Little Liars. with your Favorite show.
01:17:52
BeyBlade
When a cute high school student saves the life of a teenage waitress surrounded by cliques of clever, angst old classmates, the two form a bond that threatens the survival of a secret universe involving superhuman powers, a yen for hot sauce, and an alien gene pool.
01:18:06
megadong
Is that the one Pacey's in? what which Which show was Pacey in?
01:18:09
BeyBlade
No, no, that was, uh... Shit. Fuck, what was that one? That was like adults. This is like this is definitely like teeny boppers.
01:18:19
megadong
Is he Pacey or is he Charlie from Mighty Ducks? Who is he?
01:18:23
Steve-O
charlie It's Charlie forever.
01:18:23
BeyBlade
you know
01:18:25
megadong
It's Charlie?
01:18:26
Steve-O
The cake eater.
01:18:26
megadong
ah he's pay He's Pacey to me.
01:18:28
Steve-O
Pacey? Not Charlie?
01:18:29
megadong
Yeah.
01:18:30
Steve-O
What about... all well What about...
01:18:31
megadong
No.
01:18:32
Steve-O
um what What about...
01:18:33
megadong
He's not even the Cake Eater, Steve. The Cake Eater was Adam Banks, right?
01:18:37
Steve-O
Oh, you're right. Fuck, that was Adam. I'm sorry. I apologize. I apologize.
01:18:40
megadong
Devin, come get your guy. Come get your guy.
01:18:42
Steve-O
Don't get your guy.
01:18:42
megadong
He doesn't even know his fucking Mighty Ducks trivia, dog.
01:18:44
BeyBlade
You were, ah John, you were thinking of Fringe.
01:18:45
Steve-O
I've seen you. I've seen you call Fulton Reed fucking...
01:18:47
megadong
Fringe. That's what I was thinking of.
01:18:50
Steve-O
What's his name from...
01:18:53
megadong
The Smash Brothers.
01:18:55
Steve-O
One of the Smash Brothers you've been talking about is what Matt Murdock's best friend.
01:18:57
megadong
Or the Bash Brothers, rather.
01:19:01
megadong
Foggy.
01:19:01
Steve-O
Foggy Nelson.
01:19:02
BeyBlade
If Foggy Nelson...
01:19:02
megadong
Yeah, is he Foggy or is he Fulton Reed? Who who is he? what What do we know him as, Devin?
01:19:07
BeyBlade
ah Listen, I...
01:19:08
megadong
Tell me. Plead the fifth?
01:19:11
Steve-O
Devin? Devin?
01:19:11
megadong
you not getting anything?
01:19:11
BeyBlade
gonna sound This is going to sound mean.
01:19:12
megadong
Oh.
01:19:12
BeyBlade
This is going to sound mean. I wish I never met him as Foggy. Because Fulton Reed's a badass, dude.
01:19:16
megadong
Oh. Oh.
01:19:17
Steve-O
Wow, you're right.
01:19:18
BeyBlade
Fulton Reed's a killer.
01:19:18
Steve-O
You're right. I'm going to my impression of Chris.
01:19:20
BeyBlade
was Foggy...
01:19:21
Steve-O
I'm going to channel Chris Galani right now, wherever he is and get his thoughts on the matter. Mighty Ducks fucking sucks, Devin. Mighty Ducks fucking sucks.
01:19:31
BeyBlade
Yeah, no, that's... i hate money, Ducks. It's the worst thing ever, even though it's one of the best...
01:19:34
Steve-O
Children's sports movies aren't cinema.
01:19:39
BeyBlade
You know, can that be a thing where he's just...
01:19:39
megadong
Sydney Sweeney's career is over because she did Madam Web.
01:19:42
Steve-O
sir
01:19:43
megadong
Remember that? yeah Not because she did the jeans commercial, but because she did Madam Web.
01:19:49
BeyBlade
that
01:19:50
megadong
She collected a paycheck.
01:19:50
BeyBlade
Yeah. look That's Chris trying to take credit. yeah I told you. I told you.
01:19:56
BeyBlade
Should've did that fucking Madden Web movie.
01:19:56
megadong
I told you.
01:19:59
megadong
I told you Miyamoto leaked those photos on purpose to get or whatever it was.
01:19:59
Steve-O
We should.
01:20:03
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:20:04
Steve-O
Let's let's let's make a plan that for March Madness this year, we make it all we make it all kids.
01:20:04
BeyBlade
um To force Chris. Oh, yeah. I think, yeah, we're right on.
01:20:11
Steve-O
movements
01:20:12
megadong
Oh, man. or Yeah, it should just be like all fucking...
01:20:17
BeyBlade
He has to like Little Giants.
01:20:18
megadong
Oh, dog.
01:20:19
BeyBlade
like He has to, right?
01:20:20
Steve-O
It's it's movies that were in a like a white clamshell VHS case.
01:20:27
megadong
Yes, that's a good idea.
01:20:27
BeyBlade
what what' that genre What would you call the genre?
01:20:29
megadong
feel-good
01:20:30
BeyBlade
Is it just kids' sports movies?
01:20:32
Steve-O
It's like family something.
01:20:32
megadong
movies. feel good feel good movies
01:20:37
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:20:38
BeyBlade
Little Big League. Was that the one with the kid who broke his arm?
01:20:41
Steve-O
Little. No, yeahre yeah that's rookie of the year.
01:20:43
megadong
The best 90s kids movie... The best 90s kids movie is the Pizza Hut commercial before Ninja Turtles.
01:20:50
Steve-O
Oh, that pizza commercial was so like gut wrenching.
01:20:52
BeyBlade
Whoa.
01:20:53
Steve-O
That was a good one.
01:20:53
megadong
I play right field.
01:20:56
BeyBlade
Oh, okay, wait. So Little Big League.
01:20:57
megadong
Yeah, you know that.
01:20:58
Steve-O
That was a good one.
01:20:58
BeyBlade
All right, no one wants.
01:21:01
BeyBlade
Little Big League. when a twelve year- old boy inherits
01:21:01
Steve-O
What's little big right field or wait.
01:21:02
megadong
yeah it was a little bigly.
01:21:04
BeyBlade
When a 12-year-old boy inherits the Minnesota Twins baseball team from his grandfather, he does what every young baseball fan brings of.
01:21:11
megadong
I'm into this.
01:21:11
BeyBlade
He makes himself the manager.
01:21:12
Steve-O
Okay.
01:21:13
megadong
It's Moneyball.
01:21:13
Steve-O
i mean
01:21:13
megadong
This is just Moneyball. It's Moneyball.
01:21:16
BeyBlade
He gets on base.
01:21:17
megadong
For kids. Richie Rich. is that Does that fall in there?
01:21:18
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
01:21:20
megadong
Richie Rich.
01:21:20
Steve-O
Richie rich. Definitely. That, that is, you know, uh, little giants.
01:21:23
BeyBlade
Yeah, but he's not playing any sports.
01:21:25
Steve-O
Um,
01:21:26
megadong
i yeah I remember watching Richie Rich and even Child Me was like, there's no way he could afford all that stuff with just a million dollars.
01:21:32
Steve-O
He had the McDonald's in his house.
01:21:34
BeyBlade
No, no, dude, you know what?
01:21:34
megadong
And he had a roller coaster.
01:21:35
BeyBlade
You know what? fuck where Are you thinking of?
01:21:36
megadong
He had a roller coaster too.
01:21:36
Steve-O
Uh-huh.
01:21:39
megadong
I was like, there's no way.
01:21:39
BeyBlade
Wait, are you thinking of blank check?
01:21:41
megadong
Or is it Blank Jack?
01:21:41
Steve-O
Blank check. he Blank check he had a roller coaster and a slide.
01:21:42
BeyBlade
Blank checks where he gets.
01:21:43
megadong
Yeah, I'm thinking of blank check.
01:21:43
BeyBlade
only get the Yeah, richie, richie could because his family were billionaires.
01:21:44
megadong
Yeah,
01:21:47
megadong
yeah, yeah. I'm thinking of blank check.
01:21:48
BeyBlade
Yeah, I agree, though.
01:21:49
megadong
Corrected. Correct.
01:21:50
BeyBlade
I know. I agree where I was like, there's no EB out of fucking money so quick.
01:21:53
megadong
There's no fucking way.
01:21:56
BeyBlade
In a water park.
01:21:56
megadong
there's ah there's a
01:21:57
megadong
There's a NFL player that and installed a ta like a legit Taco Bell in his house. I forgot who it was.
01:22:03
BeyBlade
Dude, that's insane.
01:22:03
Steve-O
That's kind of incredible.
01:22:03
megadong
But it's like, yeah. You think he only has a million dollars? No. Just saying.
01:22:09
BeyBlade
mean, maybe. Probably cost more than that.
01:22:10
megadong
saying, I'll go.
01:22:14
BeyBlade
Sandlot. Ed. Remember that movie about the gorilla who just crushed Batheballs?
01:22:20
Steve-O
ah What was that called?
01:22:22
BeyBlade
It was like a Chinese movie. A chinese Japanese but film.
01:22:26
Steve-O
um
01:22:26
BeyBlade
Angels in the Outfield.
01:22:27
Steve-O
Not Angels in the Outfield. ah
01:22:29
BeyBlade
That's what it was called.
01:22:30
Steve-O
Do you remember the movie with Matt LeBlanc? And he also played baseball.
01:22:34
megadong
Friends.
01:22:35
Steve-O
Yeah, it was Fred's. He played baseball, but i think ah I think it also had a monkey in it as well.
01:22:40
BeyBlade
Oh, no.
01:22:40
megadong
Oh, yeah, i remember that.
01:22:42
Steve-O
Dunstan Baseball? Oh, ed No, that movie was called Ed.
01:22:43
BeyBlade
yeah No, it's Dustin Jackson.
01:22:46
megadong
Yeah, it was just Ed, I think, right?
01:22:48
BeyBlade
Oh, the movie I'm thinking of, sorry, is Mr. Go, a gorilla who becomes a baseball superstar with his 15-year-old female manager.
01:22:56
megadong
did These sound like good movies, though, man. They sound like fun movies.
01:22:59
Steve-O
These sound...
01:23:00
megadong
Like, I think... that You gotta to toe the line with Chris. like You gotta to be careful because if he... If it's just a little bit enjoyable, he'll like it. You know?
01:23:09
BeyBlade
Well, wait, what's the plot of Ed? Steve, sell me on Ed.
01:23:13
Steve-O
Uh, so the plot of ed hold on. I'm going to go pull up the synopsis because i don't remember it. And I saw it in theaters.
01:23:18
BeyBlade
No, no, tell me from your memory.
01:23:19
Steve-O
I saw it in theaters. It was basically Matt LeBlanc plays baseball with a monkey. um
01:23:25
BeyBlade
He's a chimp, right?
01:23:26
megadong
Sounds awesome, to be honest.
01:23:27
BeyBlade
Is it a real one?
01:23:29
Steve-O
Farm boy Jack Cooper is drafted into the minor league Santa Rosa Rockets as a pitcher because of his rocket arm.
01:23:29
BeyBlade
A train? Yeah, a train?
01:23:36
Steve-O
He being drafted is despite he not having organized baseball experience at any level. He is nicknamed Deuce by his fellow players.
01:23:44
BeyBlade
All right, right. Can I tell you quick?
01:23:46
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:23:47
BeyBlade
you're You're like five sentences in, and they haven't once mentioned a goddamn chimpanzee yet.
01:23:50
Steve-O
No, there's there's no, there's no.
01:23:52
BeyBlade
That's insane to me. That is burying the lead.
01:23:55
Steve-O
A trained chimpanzee plays third base for a minor league baseball team. There you go.
01:24:00
BeyBlade
See? That's it.
01:24:01
Steve-O
I'm sorry. I was reading Hugo's summary, which was ah fucking just a wordy mess.
01:24:04
megadong
Yeah.
01:24:06
BeyBlade
That was a book. Yeah.
01:24:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:24:08
BeyBlade
I'm just saying, it's like, oh we follow the plot of Jack Cooper, who has a really good throwing arm, who then is a blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, when the when are they getting to the chimp?
01:24:18
Steve-O
I'm going to spank that monkey.
01:24:19
BeyBlade
When are they getting?
01:24:20
Steve-O
Matt LeBlanc said this as a quote.
01:24:23
BeyBlade
This guy says, trash. No baseball fan can like this movie. Watching bad effects of a monkey playing the game totally makes the film unwatchable.
01:24:31
Steve-O
is chris um Is Chris a baseball guy?
01:24:33
BeyBlade
This is Chris. This is Chris.
01:24:36
Steve-O
I don't think Chris is a big baseball guy.
01:24:37
BeyBlade
No, he's not.
01:24:38
megadong
I think he's a baseball movie guy, though, I think. You know?
01:24:43
BeyBlade
ah I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I hate glazing this guy. Actually, I don't hate glazing this guy. I just glaze him a lot. ah There's a really good video essay that ah this guy Patrick Willems did about how baseball the most cinematic sport.
01:24:59
Steve-O
I've seen that.
01:24:59
BeyBlade
And he makes a really good case for it.
01:25:01
Steve-O
That's a great video.
01:25:02
megadong
I know, but like the thing is, don't think... i don't i don't think Somebody has to make that argument to me because I just you just think i just think that it it always is.
01:25:11
BeyBlade
Well, he kind of opens up with like, what is it? And then, but then he's like, it's clearly baseball. Like it's, it's so good.
01:25:18
Steve-O
There's angels in the outfield.
01:25:20
BeyBlade
There's angels in the outfield.
01:25:23
Steve-O
And then everybody starts doing that like flying like hand motion. i was a good movie as a kid. don't fucking care what anybody says.
01:25:32
BeyBlade
Angels in the outfield.
01:25:34
Steve-O
Yeah. Christopher Lloyd's in it.
01:25:38
BeyBlade
I'm not go lie. I think I've ever seen that as a kid and gone. This stinks, dude.
01:25:41
Steve-O
Dude.
01:25:41
megadong
This fucking stinks.
01:25:42
BeyBlade
It fucking stinks, dude.
01:25:42
Steve-O
Alright, hold on.
01:25:44
Steve-O
I'm gonna give you...
01:25:44
megadong
Nah, my baseball movie as a kid was Rookie of the Year. That was the one I loved.
01:25:47
Steve-O
That's a great movie because it had fucking what's his name in it? ah Daniel Stern as the one baseball coach who kept chewing too much chew. ah he gets lockeded the hes locked in the little cage in the fend
01:25:57
BeyBlade
I mean, so, so I, I, I'm just curious. So that over the Sandlot.
01:26:07
BeyBlade
That's crazy to me.
01:26:08
megadong
I mean, that's tough. I mean, that's tough because... The Sandlot I watched as a smaller kid. So... Yeah, like, it's got the nostalgia factor to it But, dude, I was, like, all about Rookie the Year.
01:26:23
megadong
When that when that movie came out, i was like, oh, maybe I'll get into an accident with my fucking arm.
01:26:27
BeyBlade
So, so that was like your Harry Potter. That was like, instead of an owl coming in, you're like, your're you're, you're, you're conspiring with your cousins to break your arm.
01:26:30
megadong
Yeah, yeah, that's my Harry Potter, yeah
01:26:34
megadong
yeah. Maybe trans rights aren't aren't a right, good or correct thing for me.
01:26:34
BeyBlade
So you can get,
01:26:39
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:26:39
megadong
I'm just, like, indoctrinated.
01:26:42
BeyBlade
Break my arm.
01:26:43
megadong
Nah, I mean, i don't know, dude.
01:26:45
BeyBlade
Is that the message in Agents in the Outfit?
01:26:46
megadong
That's... No, no, no, I'm just... Because you said Harry Potter.
01:26:49
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah.
01:26:50
megadong
No, but like, ah I'm just like... I don't know, man. It's it's tough
01:26:53
Steve-O
quote Rookie of the Year, let the big dog eat.
01:27:00
BeyBlade
I just remember the villain in Rookie of the Year was really good. and And he was the villain only because he was good at baseball.
01:27:09
Steve-O
Yeah, it was like the guy on the other team that like cursed.
01:27:11
BeyBlade
Yeah, he was just he was just good at fucking hitting balls.
01:27:14
Steve-O
he He like cursed at a child and like in that movie, you're not ready for that.
01:27:17
BeyBlade
I think he he hits... let Listen, the kid goes up. It's his first game. Line drives. The bad guy hits it out of the park. And he fucking mocks the the child.
01:27:29
Steve-O
Yeah, he's like, you're going to cry.
01:27:31
BeyBlade
But it's like, dude, yeah.
01:27:33
Steve-O
yo dude, you know what? I didn't realize this.
01:27:35
BeyBlade
He just showed up a child. What the fuck else was he supposed to do?
01:27:39
Steve-O
He was a player on the Mets.
01:27:40
BeyBlade
sorry
01:27:42
Steve-O
And I think that might have instilled.
01:27:42
BeyBlade
No, was it really?
01:27:43
megadong
Yeah, there you go. Villain.
01:27:45
Steve-O
Dude, look at this villain. look at this man. oh my God.
01:27:49
BeyBlade
Let me see
01:27:49
megadong
Yeah, dude.
01:27:51
Steve-O
movie is incredible. Daniel Stern,
01:27:52
megadong
Hell yeah. That's all Mets players to me, is that guy.
01:27:57
BeyBlade
see.
01:27:57
Steve-O
man.
01:27:59
Steve-O
this this movie's incredible oh man read
01:27:59
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:28:02
BeyBlade
Wait, hold hold on. Who's ah who who who's ah di deta de Daniel Stern?
01:28:08
Steve-O
daniel sterne man
01:28:10
BeyBlade
love me some Daniel Stern. he's He's got the... ah
01:28:16
BeyBlade
It's funny because he has like insane sideburns and I feel like he had those insane sideburns in Little Monsters. Where he's just he plays like such a dick in that movie.
01:28:28
Steve-O
That was his sidebaron error.
01:28:30
BeyBlade
I guess so.
01:28:34
Steve-O
I'm like looking up clips from this movie.
01:28:34
BeyBlade
Justice for Daniel Stern. Without knowing anything about him. Hopefully he's not an asshole.
01:28:41
Steve-O
His name was Hedo. The bad guy from Rookie of the Year, by the way.
01:28:48
BeyBlade
yo Yeah, dude. Yeah, John, maybe this guy. he traumatized you.
01:28:54
megadong
yeah maybe that's why I hate the Mets so much
01:28:58
BeyBlade
Underrated ah ah baseball movie, Summer Catch.
01:29:04
Steve-O
Wow. Here's a quote.
01:29:05
BeyBlade
Barely about baseball.
01:29:07
Steve-O
This one's for mommy. Mommy, mommy.
01:29:11
BeyBlade
I don't think he said it like that.
01:29:12
megadong
what's the best baseball movie though is it just Moneyball now
01:29:12
Steve-O
He.
01:29:16
BeyBlade
I think it's Moneyball.
01:29:17
Steve-O
No, no, no, no.
01:29:17
BeyBlade
Dude, I fucking love Moneyball.
01:29:18
megadong
That movie is so good.
Jessica Biel and Film Nostalgia
01:29:20
Steve-O
Moneyball.
01:29:20
megadong
It's like a really...
01:29:20
Steve-O
Moneyball's about baseball.
01:29:21
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:29:25
Steve-O
But it doesn't encapsulate baseball.
01:29:25
BeyBlade
Even though Moneyball doesn't hold up to scrutiny at all in terms of like how the story really went, I don't care. i love Moneyball. Moneyball's great. But what's the second best?
01:29:37
megadong
trying to say a major league.
01:29:38
BeyBlade
It's Summer Catch.
01:29:38
Steve-O
Well, according to MLB.com.
01:29:39
megadong
It's 3000.
01:29:42
BeyBlade
Dude, I...
01:29:45
BeyBlade
Oh, okay.
01:29:46
megadong
Oh, yeah. The best movie critics in the world.
01:29:48
Steve-O
yeah
01:29:49
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:29:50
Steve-O
Yeah. They have their list, and I'm going to see if I can get to number one. Number one Bull
01:29:54
megadong
What's number one? Oh, it's ah it's probably a League Their Own, right?
01:29:58
Steve-O
Bull Durham.
01:29:59
megadong
Really? ill
01:30:01
Steve-O
Bull Durham. Number two, a league of their own. Number three, pride of the Yankees. Number four, field of dreams. Number five, eight men out. Number six, money ball.
01:30:09
megadong
Where's Rookie the Year?
01:30:11
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:30:11
megadong
Where's Rookie of the Year?
01:30:11
BeyBlade
I'm not, you know, I'm not going to lie.
01:30:11
Steve-O
ah Rookie of the year, not on their sandlot. Number eight.
01:30:15
megadong
Where's the natural?
01:30:16
BeyBlade
I'm not to Is that list like too good? Is that like too authentic of a list? Because I haven't seen any of Half of those movies.
01:30:21
Steve-O
Hold on. um I'm posting the link.
01:30:24
megadong
Where's the bad news bears? Where's that one?
01:30:26
Steve-O
ah Bad news bears. Number 11.
01:30:28
BeyBlade
Okay. You know, I've never seen ah
01:30:33
megadong
Summer? I've never seen summer catch.
01:30:34
BeyBlade
Field of Dreams.
01:30:34
Steve-O
Rookie of the year, number 20, 42-19.
01:30:36
BeyBlade
Yeah, all right. So Summer Catch is not really about baseball.
01:30:40
megadong
Who's in that one?
01:30:41
BeyBlade
Freddie Prinze Jr., Jessica Biel,
01:30:44
megadong
Ooh, Jessica Biel?
01:30:45
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude.
01:30:46
megadong
Now you got my attention.
01:30:46
BeyBlade
it's It's not to sound like that guy, but this is prime Jessica Biel.
01:30:48
megadong
You had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.
01:30:54
BeyBlade
This is like...
01:30:55
megadong
I mean, when is she not, though,
01:30:57
BeyBlade
No, no. This is like...
01:31:01
megadong
dog? so you take this version take this version over the the um Texas Chainsaw Massacre version?
01:31:08
BeyBlade
fuck.
01:31:09
BeyBlade
That was a good one, too.
01:31:09
megadong
Or better yet, what about that movie she did with Adam Sandler?
01:31:11
BeyBlade
No, no, no. See, that's the one. I hate how much that gets played. like She's obviously, she's fucking super drunk, but like, yeah, she's like illegally hot in Summer Catch.
01:31:11
megadong
Where do you rank that version?
01:31:23
BeyBlade
It's kind of crazy.
01:31:24
BeyBlade
Also, no i like she's. All right, you know what? Here, John, I'm gonna i'm just going to play this clip for you.
01:31:24
megadong
What about Blade Trinity?
01:31:33
megadong
Alright,
01:31:36
Steve-O
can you play the clip that I also posted too?
01:31:38
BeyBlade
Yeah, hold on.
01:31:39
megadong
alright.
01:31:39
BeyBlade
Hold
01:31:39
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:31:39
megadong
This one's for Mommy, that one?
01:31:40
Steve-O
Yeah, that be Mommy!
01:31:42
megadong
ill play that I'll play that one first.
01:31:45
megadong
This one's for Mommy. Alright, here's the summer catch clip. I'm gonna play it.
01:31:49
Steve-O
Mommy!
01:31:53
megadong
Why did it launch with ads? Why did you send me IMDB link? Am I a fucking...
01:31:57
BeyBlade
knew where to goon, dude.
01:31:59
megadong
I was like, why am I seeing Drewski's face on a fucking iPhone commercial? Oh my god. How many seconds for the ad Okay. Okay, Summer Catch.
01:32:14
megadong
Alright, I'm watching. I'm watching it. Lawnmower dude. Freddie Prinze Jr. I mean... Yeah. Right? But like to me, she's always looked like this, though.
01:32:27
BeyBlade
Yeah, but this is... a I'll be honest. this is This was my first introduction to Jessica Biel.
01:32:27
megadong
but what What separates this from the rest?
01:32:32
megadong
Oh, you never watched the fucking... What is the name of that show? Seventh Heaven?
01:32:37
BeyBlade
Like, I did, but like, I don't know. Seventh Heaven was weird because it was the show about... It was the Jesus show, so I didn't really watch it.
01:32:43
megadong
Christian Kids, yeah.
01:32:45
BeyBlade
You know what I mean?
01:32:47
megadong
Yeah.
01:32:48
BeyBlade
was like, eh, I'll pass. But, um, so that was my first. Also, fun fact, uh, Freddie Prince Jr. ends up playing for the Phillies at the end of the movie. Spoilers.
01:33:00
Steve-O
didn't know that.
01:33:01
BeyBlade
And then his first pitch, he he's he's higher you know he he's a great pitcher. That's his thing. His first pitch out for the Philadelphia Phillies, he he throws a line driving. They get a home run off him.
01:33:14
BeyBlade
And they're welcome to the MLB. He says, this one's for mommy.
01:33:14
Steve-O
This one's for mommy.
01:33:17
megadong
This one's for mommy.
01:33:18
BeyBlade
And he sinks it, dude.
01:33:19
megadong
Anyway.
01:33:22
BeyBlade
id see That was one of those movies. I think my dad had ah had a like a black box. And that was one of those movies that was just like on a repeat. And it was just it just, I had just seen it a billion times.
01:33:34
Steve-O
dude i remember the old days of hbo where that movie would just play like eight times a day
01:33:41
BeyBlade
but Yeah.
Gaming Consoles and Industry Trends
01:33:43
BeyBlade
Summer Cags, dude.
01:33:45
megadong
way What else are we talking about?
01:33:46
BeyBlade
What other baseball movies could you goon to?
01:33:49
BeyBlade
oh yeah, that. yeah
01:33:49
Steve-O
we found we fell fell into a mighty ducks vortex where this we went from mighty ducks to
01:33:56
BeyBlade
Well, yeah, yeah.
01:33:58
megadong
don't you play Megabonk?
01:34:00
BeyBlade
i
01:34:00
megadong
Oh, you know what I you know what i read to the other day that was like really weird to me, Devon?
01:34:03
BeyBlade
Okay. Fuck me, i guess. Yeah, like what?
01:34:08
megadong
There are people out there that buy the PlayStation Portal that don't have a PlayStation. They just stream off of the PS Plus streaming servers on it.
01:34:18
BeyBlade
Oh, that seems stupid.
01:34:18
megadong
And I thought that was disgusting.
01:34:20
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:34:20
BeyBlade
that's That's disgusting.
01:34:21
Steve-O
Hmm.
01:34:21
megadong
Because
01:34:22
BeyBlade
No, that's fair. That's gross.
01:34:25
BeyBlade
I hate that.
01:34:26
megadong
somebody on Reddit was like, yeah, someone was like, oh, don't you need a PS5? And he was like, this one guy was like, no, I don't. I just run off the, I don't have a PlayStation 5, I just have a PlayStation Plus account.
01:34:38
megadong
And I can play fucking Crash Bandicoot. And it plays amazing on this thing. And I'm just like, ugh. it's basically just the the ah Stadia.
01:34:46
BeyBlade
Yeah, but he can't play it. Hold on. But he has to have PS Plus like premium.
01:34:54
megadong
Yeah. So he has to pay for he has to pay them for the most expensive one and not have a PlayStation 5.
01:34:54
BeyBlade
He has to have the most expensive one.
01:35:00
BeyBlade
Yeah, and the and the thing costs $200 at least.
01:35:04
megadong
Yeah, a year. Yeah. It's like $260 a year or some bullshit.
01:35:07
BeyBlade
Yeah. Plus the portal itself is like $2 something.
01:35:11
megadong
I
01:35:13
BeyBlade
So yeah, well, he owned, he owned them, i guess. Good one.
01:35:18
megadong
i was just like, ew, who would actually do that?
01:35:21
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's gross. I don't like that at all. I hate that man.
01:35:25
BeyBlade
it will
01:35:26
Steve-O
I feel like there's a lot of other steps you could take to go that way.
01:35:29
BeyBlade
Yeah. Like, I don't know. Just get, watch Netflix on your phone. Just get a bigger phone.
01:35:36
BeyBlade
Like if you're willing to do that, you probably can afford a phone.
01:35:40
Steve-O
Right.
01:35:41
BeyBlade
And like, I get it. The screen is bigger, but like, Jesus Christ, guy.
01:35:46
megadong
Yeah. No, and usually, i mean, if he's playing it on the go, then he's, like, probably using his phone as a hotspot, I would assume. And then...
01:35:57
BeyBlade
Yeah. But even then, dude, that's like, I, yeah, nah, I don't like it.
01:35:59
megadong
Ugh, gross.
01:36:02
BeyBlade
i don't like it. And I don't like him.
01:36:05
megadong
He's gross.
01:36:06
BeyBlade
Yeah. He's gross. And he should be arrested.
01:36:10
megadong
Yeah.
01:36:13
Steve-O
All right.
01:36:13
megadong
Anyway...
01:36:15
BeyBlade
Do you?
01:36:16
megadong
Yikes.
01:36:16
Steve-O
What you got, what you got, Devin?
01:36:17
BeyBlade
No, I was just going to dive right into it and just ask John if I should be arrested for playing Liza P on butterfly mode.
01:36:27
megadong
No, I don't think you should be arrested.
01:36:29
BeyBlade
would
01:36:30
megadong
No, so this is like...
01:36:31
BeyBlade
What a piece of shit! Is that what you're saying?
01:36:34
megadong
This stemmed because like... Team Cherry was interviewed, I guess, recently. And they...
01:36:41
BeyBlade
Okay.
01:36:41
megadong
um Here, you know what? I'll read it to you and see how you... take this message let me pull it up forgot which one of the developers of the three people said it but um
01:36:59
megadong
um okay so expedition they okay so they team cherry expects expedition 33 to win the the game awards and they're not mad about it but they're just like you know it's exceptional And broadly palatable.
01:37:10
BeyBlade
Mmm, okay. I saw that.
01:37:18
megadong
Whereas we're on that knife's edge. Where it appeals to some. And infuriates others. They're very self aware. It's not like they don't. you know they don't Act like they they didn't didn't make a hard game.
01:37:29
megadong
And snooty about it. But a lot of like. This is my problem the Expedition 33. Like super fans. They're like fucking Swifties now dude. They took offense to to this statement. Like they. they they They took it as.
01:37:45
megadong
Team Cherry is saying that a game like Expedition 33 is for casuals, not good gamers, and like it was actually ah throwing shade at them. And people were like, what? like So now like it's just too toxic, because like the Hollow Knight fanbase can be toxic too, so now it's just two toxic fanbases going at it and each other for the wrong reasons, I think.
01:38:09
megadong
So like it's just...
01:38:09
Steve-O
Why can't we just celebrate these two great games?
01:38:13
megadong
Yeah. So like, like, how do you guys take that message? Like, do you think that they were being inconsiderate, not inconsiderate, but like, do you think there was like some, some vitriol in there?
01:38:27
megadong
Like, do you think they sound salty about it?
01:38:27
Steve-O
They said palatable. That's what they said.
01:38:29
megadong
Yeah.
01:38:30
Steve-O
Ooh, don't know, man.
01:38:30
megadong
Broadly palatable.
01:38:33
Steve-O
I think sometimes you use palatable. it's not It's not a connotation that...
01:38:40
megadong
They said expedition 33 is exceptional. and broadly palatable. That's what they said.
01:38:46
BeyBlade
I think it's just them going, yeah, we know our games fuck you hard. Wow, that's
01:38:50
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah i think it's I think it's a way they are saying that. Yeah.
01:38:56
megadong
Because, like, it's, you know, like, i mean, I think that they think theyve flat out said they might not even go. Which is like, you know, dude, they live in Australia, dude.
01:39:06
BeyBlade
wow that's that's weird.
01:39:11
Steve-O
Hey man, they brought out the hecking Black Myth Wukong team.
01:39:13
BeyBlade
So they're they're saying we're not going to win anything, so we're not even going to go.
01:39:18
megadong
No, it's just like... i don't know, maybe they're just fucking locked in and they're working on... Because like there a lot of news has come out the last couple of days. like they're working not They're working on DLC.
01:39:27
BeyBlade
Yeah, they said they're working on DLC, and I was disgusted when I read that.
01:39:29
megadong
They're also... Why are you disgusted? it
01:39:33
BeyBlade
Because I was like, dude, that that's just don't don't fucking mention anything. Just be quiet and work on your.
01:39:38
Steve-O
I mean, they usually do that with like, you know, there's a few DLCs for Hollow Knight, right?
01:39:39
megadong
Well, the thing is, like the Hollow Knight... The original Hollow Knight DLC rolled out within the first year of the game. you know So it's like...
01:39:47
BeyBlade
Yeah, but like they they know what that means when they're like, hey, we want to announce we're working on Hollow Knight. Or like on DLC. It's like, oh, so is this going to take eight years? And they're like, that's just they're just setting themselves up to get dunked on.
01:40:03
BeyBlade
You know, it's just like, maybe maybe you just say, hey, we're we're working on stuff.
01:40:04
megadong
don't know dude i mean maybe maybe they're just maybe just they're just confirming that they're working on it like they're not you know it's the same thing as fucking cd project red saying oh we're working on cyberpunk 2 as well as witcher 4 even though witcher 4 is not even out yet is that shitty for them to say that they're working on stuff too like other stuff
01:40:11
Steve-O
That's, you know, that's what it sounds like.
01:40:24
Steve-O
na I mean,
01:40:26
BeyBlade
um when you've When your DLC took eight years to come out, it does invite mocking, yes. it's the It's about the context.
01:40:36
megadong
Well, first off, well first off it it wasn't DLC. It was an actual full-fledged game.
01:40:42
BeyBlade
No, no, but I mean, originally it was DLC.
01:40:45
megadong
Yeah, but that it was originally DLC, but then it became of a game.
01:40:48
BeyBlade
Right, but i'm saying I'm saying that, oh, is this DLC going to turn into ah another sequel in eight years?
01:40:55
megadong
I don't...
01:40:55
BeyBlade
Like, that's the
01:40:55
megadong
No, don't... Well, then i no, no, no. That's not fair, because they came out with, like, four DLCs for Hollow Knight before Silksong was even discussed.
01:41:05
Steve-O
Yeah, when you load up Hollow Knight, there's like little icons in the corner for all the DLCs that are in the game.
01:41:06
megadong
so
01:41:09
megadong
I don't even know what original Hollow Knight even looks like.
01:41:09
BeyBlade
No, sure, sure. But like the the last, the last one was, okay now we're going to come out with our Silksong expansion.
01:41:18
megadong
Well, they well this is this is the other thing.
01:41:18
BeyBlade
And then.
01:41:19
megadong
they don't They don't call it DLC. like they For Hollow Knight, they were pretty infamous for saying that they were just content patches, like game content patches, because they don't want to like I guess they don't want the expectation that comes with
01:41:29
BeyBlade
Mm-hmm.
01:41:34
Steve-O
It's like new rooms and bosses, right? Like, is that what it is? Like areas on the map?
01:41:38
megadong
Well, yeah, so, yeah, I mean, i like, i only I only played the full all DLC version of Hollow Knight, so I don't know, but I know there are areas in the game that I got to that weren't in the original.
01:41:51
Steve-O
Yeah, that makes sense.
01:41:51
megadong
Like, the whole White Palace thing was new, which is like a whole thing, which that was fucking psychotic, that entire experience. And then, like, um the the Pantheon is just ah is just a really creative boss rush mode, which is which is what um I've been working on on the side.
01:42:07
Steve-O
Okay.
01:42:07
megadong
still for the original Milonite.
01:42:08
Steve-O
i did um I did the first trial and I beat... um I got all the arts. I have all the nail arts. And i i went into the shopkeep's basement and he hooked me up.
01:42:17
megadong
Oh, okay. Oh, you're getting there then.
01:42:21
megadong
Oh, so you have the full, you have the, you got, you went to Sly. You figured out that Sly is the actual fucking master of the nailing.
01:42:25
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:42:28
Steve-O
Yeah, he hooked me up and I beat the um the ghost in the um the mushroom area.
01:42:30
megadong
Okay. Okay.
01:42:38
Steve-O
I think his name is like Master Hue or something.
01:42:39
megadong
so do you have So you have ah you have the Dream Nail now, is what you're saying?
01:42:42
Steve-O
Yes, I have the dream now.
01:42:43
megadong
Okay. So that that's kind of what I was talking to Devin, where it was like, holy shit.
01:42:45
BeyBlade
Thank you.
01:42:48
megadong
like when you When you get the Dream Nail, it's kind of like, oh, wow. like The whole game is... like Did you know that you can revisit bosses you beat now and fight their Dream versions?
01:42:58
Steve-O
I did not know that.
01:42:59
megadong
Now you know.
01:43:01
Steve-O
I didn't know that.
01:43:01
megadong
Because they'll have those little um little circles around them now. And now you can Dream Nail them and it'll it's actually it's it's easier because it's not like like if you lose in those you just get transported back to the real world and then you could just dream nail them again like you don't have to you don't get transported back to your last bench if you lose to a a dream version of a boss so there's no like um run backs for it which is makes sense because you already fought the boss so it's like you know but like the game like kind of opens up even more at that point because now you got to like You know, you gotta gather all the fucking dream shit.
01:43:24
Steve-O
Okay.
01:43:30
Steve-O
Right.
01:43:33
Steve-O
Okay.
01:43:42
megadong
Dream, uh...
01:43:42
Steve-O
Yeah, there's like the trees and i I've collected 100.
01:43:44
megadong
Yeah.
01:43:46
Steve-O
just forget how to go back to that guy.
01:43:50
megadong
To the resting grounds.
01:43:51
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:43:52
megadong
Well, there's a... Did you get the stag station by that thing?
01:43:56
Steve-O
Probably.
01:43:56
megadong
There's a stag station there. Yeah, you just transport there.
01:43:59
Steve-O
i definitely have a difficult time with the map. Like, I feel like i I lose track of like where I'm at because a lot of the time it's like,
01:44:02
megadong
Still, Yeah.
01:44:07
Steve-O
um I'm going to places and for a majority of it, it's just like no map. And then like, once I'm like deep into it, it's like when I finally get the map and I'm like, ah, okay.
01:44:14
megadong
Yeah.
01:44:19
megadong
Well, that, I mean, that's like, that's the whole, like, that's the whole thing. Like, like they don't want it to be like Castlevania where you can see your map all the time. Like they want you to feel lost so that you're just exploring, you're immersing yourself in the new area that you just found and getting scared.
01:44:36
megadong
They want you to be scared.
01:44:36
Steve-O
Sounds.
01:44:37
megadong
They want you to be scared. And then, and then you hear you hear the, you hear that guy.
01:44:39
BeyBlade
Thank you.
01:44:41
Steve-O
sounds like ah Sounds like a certain Claire Obscure idea for no mini-maps.
01:44:47
megadong
Well, and ah it's not really the same thing.
01:44:47
Steve-O
Hmm. Hmm. Seems like it's the same DLC idea.
01:44:53
megadong
Well, I mean, the difference is there's no fucking random invisible walls and random rocks that you don't... that you don't that you can't walk around.
01:44:59
Steve-O
That's fair. No, and you do you do eventually get those maps. It's just you have to work for it a little bit sometimes.
01:45:03
megadong
Yeah.
01:45:07
megadong
No, I mean, Clarepskir is going to be Game of the Year. Like, it's just everything everything about that game is... I think the... but I think I was thinking about it and I think, I don't know, don't take this the wrong way.
01:45:18
megadong
Like, I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way.
01:45:19
Steve-O
and
01:45:20
megadong
But like, I think what separates it from the from the other candidates, like even AAA candidates, is that it is it is it gives that allure that it is or could be AAA game, but it's not but it's not made by a AAA studio.
01:45:38
megadong
It's like that, it's that type of game, you know? Whereas like Hades...
01:45:42
Steve-O
It feels like it shouldn't exist in that realm.
01:45:45
megadong
Yeah, and then like and again, like this is very shallow to look at it this way, and I don't like saying it, but like Hades and Hollow Knight are just, you know, they they are what, and yeah this goes back to the argument where this Clare of Skirt Count is an indie game, they are of the of the type of game where it's like, this is what you expect from an indie game, right?
01:46:07
Steve-O
Right. Like, these are the best of...
01:46:08
megadong
but those are but those are done to yeah But those are done to the highest caliber, right?
01:46:12
Steve-O
Right.
01:46:12
megadong
So that's what separates those from the other indie games. Whereas Claire Obscura, it's like kind of an in-between. you know it is an indie studio, but it's not an indie-type game.
01:46:23
Steve-O
if If you're sitting down and you're like, all right, I want you to pair these games together. i don't see myself pairing Hades with Claire Obscure.
01:46:33
megadong
Right, right, right.
01:46:33
Steve-O
i see me pairing it with Silksong or like I don't see myself pairing Ghosts of Yote with like Hades or or Death Stranding.
01:46:41
megadong
Right. Yeah, it's like, it's almost like, it kind of feels shitty, but like, you know, if there was a, like a triple A type game of the year, and it was just like Death Stranding 2 and Kingdom Come Deliverance and, and, you know, these big 3D immersive environments and Claire Obscura, like Claire Obscura blows those games out of the water, you know?
01:47:04
Steve-O
i think I think they should do, rather than what they did where it's like best debut indie game, I think maybe they should do it based on how big a team is.
01:47:15
megadong
Yeah.
01:47:15
Steve-O
Like...
01:47:15
megadong
Well, that's why the Indie or the Golden joy Joystick Awards has the self-published. Like, I think that's good enough, right? Well, I guess is Hades self-published? I'm not sure.
01:47:26
Steve-O
I don't know.
01:47:28
megadong
Because I think that in itself is a feat is a feat in itself, too, when you are able to publish your own game and it gets this much traction, you know?
01:47:28
BeyBlade
Yeah, no, man. yeahma
01:47:34
Steve-O
Right.
01:47:38
megadong
Like, that's, you know, because I don't know. I just want Megabon to win something, man. It fucking sucks, dude.
01:47:43
Steve-O
They deserve it. They really do deserve it.
01:47:45
megadong
You know, it fucking sucks, man.
01:47:47
Steve-O
i think that's such a stand up act of being like, yeah, I'm this isn't my indie debut.
01:47:48
megadong
Like, do and then, and I mean, this might, know this probably, it's in my cart right now, Devin, but like, like a lot of people are really fucking salty that Dispatch didn't get nominated for like basically anything, especially like best, but they didn't get best narrative and that none of the, none of the voice actors got nominated for anything either, which like,
01:48:03
Steve-O
They got one, right?
01:48:10
BeyBlade
Yeah, it's it's kind of weird because like it came out...
01:48:12
megadong
And it's
01:48:14
BeyBlade
So the cutoff, it was on like the 22nd or something like that. And at that point, only in the first...
01:48:21
megadong
the full game wasn't out yet.
01:48:22
BeyBlade
like Yeah, the whole game wasn't out yet. So I kind of understand why it wasn't going to get... ah best narrative because like how can you if you don't know how it's going to end so it's just kind of in it was just dropped in that really weird spot where it can't get really it can't even get its flowers next year because
01:48:32
Steve-O
Yeah.
01:48:40
megadong
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what that's what I was going say is that kind of sucks because now you can't you can't nominate it for anything next year, you know.
01:48:46
BeyBlade
yeah but I mean like what no game no game fucking gets its flowers a year later like if you miss that cutoff yeah but Andy and he ain't winning shit dude what's it gonna win
01:48:52
Steve-O
Indiana Jones did.
01:48:53
megadong
Indiana Jones, dog.
01:48:56
Steve-O
No, it's not.
01:48:57
megadong
ah Troy Baker sounds just like Harrison Ford is is what everybody's saying.
01:49:01
Steve-O
And I wouldn't be surprised. The only reason...
01:49:02
BeyBlade
And he's going to lose to the 15 actors nominated for Claire Obscure.
01:49:04
Steve-O
if
01:49:07
Steve-O
The only reason they gave him that, too, is because last year he came out to do the best voice actor with Harrison Ford, I bet.
01:49:15
BeyBlade
Yeah. And they made a joke about how he's never won.
01:49:18
Steve-O
And he never will.
01:49:18
megadong
Yeah, we didn't really get to talk much about the Game Awards in general last year because we got cut off by the American Revolution by Chris.
01:49:25
Steve-O
Yeah. Oh, my God.
01:49:27
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude.
01:49:28
megadong
I was just like, oh my god, are we talking about this right now? but ah
01:49:31
BeyBlade
added
01:49:32
megadong
But yeah, like um I guess more stuff has come out, which me and Devin have been having side discussions about, which is Jeff Keighley was teasing something It's looking like God of War, dog.
01:49:44
BeyBlade
Yeah, did you see that, Steve?
01:49:45
megadong
It's looking like... Yeah, Steve, did you see this shit?
01:49:46
Steve-O
No.
01:49:47
megadong
The fucking...
01:49:47
Steve-O
no what is it?
01:49:49
BeyBlade
Oh, man.
01:49:49
megadong
Keeley has been teasing this...
01:49:50
megadong
Like, he just shows this fucking...
01:49:52
BeyBlade
he So he showed a dot on like Google map Maps and with some just like, hey, come check investigate, right?
01:49:53
megadong
Monument thing.
01:50:01
megadong
Yeah, these coordinates...
01:50:01
BeyBlade
And then people found this wild-ass statue.
01:50:02
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
01:50:06
BeyBlade
um And then and it it's like, don't know what it's almost like a weird monolith. And it's clearly from something.
01:50:15
megadong
Yeah.
01:50:16
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:50:18
megadong
Here, look at this. Look at this, Steve. Tell me what you think. Tell me the vibes you get from this.
01:50:21
Steve-O
let me see. Let me see.
01:50:23
megadong
Because this is like, this is getting all the getting all the attention now, dog.
01:50:28
Steve-O
Oh, Jeff, what are you what are we doing here?
01:50:31
megadong
What is this?
01:50:33
BeyBlade
Wait, here's here's all a video of it, too.
01:50:36
megadong
Oh yeah, because it shows like the whole thing.
01:50:38
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:50:39
megadong
love how people travel to the coordinates just to see.
01:50:42
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah. I mean, listen, it's it's actually pretty sick looking.
01:50:43
megadong
Fucking psychos.
01:50:46
BeyBlade
I'm not going to lie. But, yeah, Steve, what game do you think this is teasing?
01:50:51
Steve-O
i mean, now that you've said God of War, like is there anything else?
01:50:54
megadong
I mean, how could it not be God of War, right?
01:50:56
BeyBlade
People are saying it's a Diablo expansion.
01:50:58
megadong
Are you kidding? Dude, that would be so bad.
01:51:01
Steve-O
If it was Diablo, that'd be...
01:51:01
BeyBlade
i mean, yeah. yeah
01:51:01
megadong
Yeah, we would have we would have to burn that we would have to burn the chair at that point.
01:51:04
BeyBlade
Yeah, and I'll be honest, the more I look at it, the more I'm like, oh, fuck, that is probably Diablo.
01:51:08
Steve-O
Oh, dude. No, no, no, no, no. Dante's Inferno 2. Dude.
01:51:15
BeyBlade
No, stop it.
01:51:16
BeyBlade
don't make
01:51:16
megadong
i mean, would be sick.
01:51:16
Steve-O
Dude, they're bringing it back.
01:51:17
BeyBlade
Don't make me happy. Yo, wait, can I tell you real quick? I guess I was going to wait for something else, but I just want to make sure it's on record. I think they're announcing third-person Predator game.
01:51:32
Steve-O
Haven't they been talking about Predator?
01:51:32
BeyBlade
i think that's I think that's happening.
01:51:33
megadong
Is it gonna be based on Badlands?
01:51:36
BeyBlade
I don't know. An open world Predator game, we're getting one.
01:51:39
megadong
Are you a predator?
01:51:42
BeyBlade
Yes, you have to be. Because it's going to rule.
01:51:44
megadong
Or are you fighting a predator?
01:51:46
BeyBlade
Yeah, so so here's the thing, right? is like There are certain images that do seem like God of War. like There's a bear, there's a, somebody's wearing armor and it looks like the armor Kratos, one of the armors that's Kratos wears.
01:52:03
BeyBlade
But like, I don't know, man.
01:52:05
megadong
Yeah, yeah, keep going, keep going.
01:52:07
BeyBlade
Uh, I can't explain the weird demon vagina in the middle of it.
01:52:08
megadong
The fucking alligator, dude.
01:52:12
BeyBlade
I can't make sense of that one.
01:52:14
megadong
That could be a door, dude.
01:52:15
BeyBlade
Yeah, but like, they don't look,
01:52:17
megadong
Yo, that could be a Dark Souls door.
01:52:19
Steve-O
Some people are saying it looks like an Oblivion Gate. So it might be the new Elden Ring.
01:52:25
BeyBlade
See, could be a...
01:52:25
Steve-O
Or not Elden Ring, Elder Scrolls.
01:52:26
BeyBlade
but Yeah, but...
01:52:27
megadong
i mean that I mean, that'd be pretty hype if it was Elder Scrolls.
01:52:29
BeyBlade
But didn't he say... Yeah, wouldn't wouldn't that that'd be him fucking fibbing? Because he... Ken Levine, right?
01:52:35
megadong
Oh, he's set. Yeah.
01:52:37
BeyBlade
Ken Levine? No, no, no.
01:52:39
BeyBlade
what the What's the... Bioshock guy.
01:52:39
Steve-O
No, you're thinking of um Jacket Guy.
01:52:42
megadong
Fuck, what's name?
01:52:43
Steve-O
Little Jacket Guy. Chris would know.
01:52:44
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
01:52:45
megadong
Howard. Howard. tod Todd Howard.
01:52:46
BeyBlade
Yeah, Todd Howard. Todd Howard, kind of like a few weeks ago, was like... Yeah, don't expect it anytime soon. Witcher 4, they confirmed they're not going to be there. um I don't think we're getting Heretic Prophet.
01:52:59
BeyBlade
Not that this is Heretic Prophet, right?
01:53:01
BeyBlade
But...
01:53:01
Steve-O
They said we're not going to see Heretic Prophet for the next like six years, which all the hype is just kind of ballooned out of me for like years and years.
01:53:06
BeyBlade
let's Yeah, and I know.
01:53:10
BeyBlade
Yeah, was like, oh, okay. I guess I guess i won't be excited.
01:53:12
Steve-O
Like why even shit why even show shit? Why even show shit?
01:53:16
BeyBlade
Because it was sick.
01:53:18
Steve-O
Just do do what Capcom does and just drop that shit at least like six months before.
01:53:18
BeyBlade
A year ago. Yeah, man. The more I look at this, though, like the more Diablo it looks.
01:53:26
Steve-O
It's very Diablo looking.
01:53:28
BeyBlade
Fuck, dude.
01:53:29
Steve-O
But that's like so lame to tease like we've got like a Diablo expansion.
01:53:31
BeyBlade
I know, dude.
01:53:33
megadong
Yeah.
01:53:34
Steve-O
Like Jeff, that's your big pull.
01:53:36
megadong
Look at this.
01:53:36
BeyBlade
Yeah, they made a fucking statue and you posted this about Diablo.
01:53:39
megadong
And
01:53:41
Steve-O
Jeff Keighley always up on stage like this is the biggest game I've ever had the privilege to reveal.
01:53:43
BeyBlade
What a fat elk.
01:53:48
megadong
and then the Do you think ohka Okami being announced was was a big deal last year, ah knowing that we don't haven't had anything since then?
01:53:52
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's fair. Completely fair.
01:54:03
BeyBlade
um
01:54:03
megadong
about the game.
01:54:06
BeyBlade
I mean, yeah, it's cool. i was I bought Okami, like the the the original. when it I remember playing it back in the day, not liking it.
01:54:15
BeyBlade
And I remember I bought it. And I was like, I remember why I don't like Okami. And I just... Okami is just not for me, man. At least the first one. It just really, really stinks.
01:54:16
Steve-O
yeah
01:54:28
BeyBlade
um For me. Whatever.
01:54:30
Steve-O
I would love for them to completely reinvent that game.
01:54:31
BeyBlade
But...
01:54:35
BeyBlade
Make it good.
01:54:36
Steve-O
Yeah, because...
01:54:36
megadong
make it make it it Make it a 2D Metroidvania?
01:54:37
BeyBlade
That'd be pretty...
01:54:39
megadong
Yeah, i would love that. That would be amazing.
01:54:40
Steve-O
I mean, you could make it a 2D Metroidvania.
01:54:40
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:54:42
Steve-O
I think just if Capcom just was like, a RE Engine, we're making a Zelda-style game where you're a dog, like and you don't have to fuck around with drawing things on the screen anymore. That'd be a huge hit.
01:54:54
BeyBlade
mit I do want to give a shot. Dude, last year, i was fucking sick. he They killed it last year, the Game Awards. Announcement-wise. um Especially as they and and they topped it off with a perfect Game of the Year pick.
01:55:08
BeyBlade
So, I think it was just...
01:55:10
Steve-O
Astro Bot.
01:55:11
BeyBlade
Thumbs up. Yeah, Astro Bot.
01:55:13
Steve-O
Are you throwing you're thumbing your nose at John right now?
01:55:13
BeyBlade
Thumbs up. hands Shaking hands.
01:55:17
BeyBlade
i would never.
01:55:18
Steve-O
He's he's right here.
01:55:18
BeyBlade
i would never.
01:55:18
megadong
Astro butt.
01:55:19
Steve-O
Oh, damn. Devin, do you have a retort?
01:55:21
megadong
Yeah, I went there.
01:55:22
Steve-O
I
01:55:24
megadong
Astro butt. Yeah.
01:55:26
BeyBlade
yeah Yeah, remember when John just happened to have to leave right before they announced it?
01:55:30
Steve-O
i do remember that. I do.
01:55:31
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:55:31
megadong
I had a fucking two-year-old with me.
01:55:32
Steve-O
do. i do remember that.
01:55:33
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, your two years just happened to start crashing out.
01:55:34
Steve-O
You know what?
01:55:34
megadong
I was screaming.
01:55:35
Steve-O
How much of a delay did we have on that stream, Devin? Did John check his phone? He was like, I gotta go.
01:55:41
megadong
Nah, I had it on on the way home.
01:55:43
BeyBlade
Yeah.
01:55:44
Steve-O
i like the idea that you got a text message and you're like, I have to go.
01:55:45
BeyBlade
ah And then he...
01:55:46
megadong
And as soon as I got home, i was like, Sam, I just ah just dodged the fucking nuclear bomb.
01:55:47
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude. am sir
01:55:51
BeyBlade
yeah
01:55:52
Steve-O
yes
01:55:54
BeyBlade
yeah du
01:55:54
megadong
Thank God.
01:55:55
megadong
No, but without seeing the Intergalactic ah trailer was pretty crazy, though.
01:56:00
BeyBlade
yeah Yeah, man.
01:56:00
Steve-O
That, yeah.
01:56:00
megadong
Because that happened after I left, too.
01:56:03
Steve-O
There was something for a little everybody.
01:56:06
BeyBlade
Dude, I got Onimusha that year, too.
01:56:07
megadong
we're not We're not getting that, right? They already said we're not getting that at all.
01:56:09
BeyBlade
Nah, yeah, we're not. I mean, who knows? Maybe we will. You know who hasn't said anything? Sony, which is fair, I guess. But still.
01:56:09
Steve-O
No.
01:56:21
megadong
and if we What if it's Bloodborne 2 though? Just hear me out.
01:56:26
Steve-O
I'm listening.
01:56:27
megadong
What if they announce... I say this every year. But what if they announce Bloodborne 2 is coming? By the way, here's a remastered Bloodborne 1 coming out.
01:56:39
megadong
In five days.
01:56:43
Steve-O
That would still be a banger.
01:56:43
megadong
Or what if... What if it's no Bloodborne 2 and it's just Bloodborne Remastered? And it gets announced. Is that a big deal?
01:56:49
Steve-O
What it but if this is for some shit we've never heard of that just involves some nonsense?
01:56:52
megadong
And it's and it's and it's seventy nine ninety nine
01:56:55
Steve-O
Some $80 stuff?
01:56:57
megadong
it's $79.99. $80 Bloodborne Remastered built from the ground up for PS5 Pro.
01:57:00
Steve-O
That's fair. honestly Honestly, let them have it. Let them have an $80 game.
01:57:06
megadong
Dude, you know what? Devin, I would buy a PS5 Pro if they announced Bloodborne Remastered and it's and it has a Pro version.
01:57:09
Steve-O
Pro only.
01:57:11
BeyBlade
ah
01:57:12
megadong
I would buy a PS5 Pro for that.
01:57:14
BeyBlade
I'd be like you know what John just come over just come over and play it play at my house
01:57:16
Steve-O
it Come over my house.
01:57:18
megadong
Not on that, not on, not in the latency on that fucking TV. No way, I'm not playing that game on, on a TV.
01:57:22
BeyBlade
oh my god the latency my TV is literally designed to play video games I have one of those TVs I got i got a good refresh rate actually
01:57:23
Steve-O
Why do you keep making Devin buy new TVs? He's gonna.
01:57:28
megadong
Just saying, dog.
01:57:31
megadong
I'm just saying, dog.
01:57:33
Steve-O
What's the frame rate on that thing?
01:57:35
megadong
Yeah, what's the refresh rate?
01:57:39
BeyBlade
I got the thingy that like bumped it up.
01:57:40
megadong
Is it even 60 hertz at least?
01:57:42
Steve-O
You got a.
01:57:42
BeyBlade
It's 120. think it's 120 Hertz at least.
01:57:45
Steve-O
Oh.
01:57:46
megadong
I mean, that's the ah that's the max you could get anyway with a PS5 Pro, so it better be.
01:57:49
BeyBlade
Okay. then ah Then I think it's 120 Hertz.
01:57:51
Steve-O
You got G-Sync on that thing?
01:57:54
BeyBlade
I do actually.
01:57:56
megadong
DisplayPort?
01:57:56
BeyBlade
have either G or V. I don't know which one.
01:57:58
megadong
Is there a DisplayPort?
01:57:58
BeyBlade
HDMI.
01:57:59
megadong
Or is it just HDMI? Is it HDMI 2.1? At least? at least
01:58:04
Steve-O
Are we talking OLED?
01:58:05
BeyBlade
I think so. Yeah. Yeah.
01:58:06
Steve-O
Are we talking LED? d What are we talking?
01:58:08
BeyBlade
OLED, baby. Yo, do you guys fucking, do you think I would walk in to my, ew, Steve, you're not you, I'm not you, okay?
01:58:09
Steve-O
OLED.
01:58:13
Steve-O
We talking about ah IPS?
01:58:16
BeyBlade
I wouldn't just be, wouldn't just have a pig, a pigsty in my room.
01:58:19
megadong
looking dude I was looking at TVs at Costco, and I was like, yeah, I could probably use a new TV at this point. Because I still have the one that I bought when we got the house, which was the rule. So that's been a while.
01:58:30
BeyBlade
Yeah, yo, and you're like, oh, I guess, man, it's been like eight years, shit.
01:58:31
megadong
It's been like eight years.
01:58:32
Steve-O
Ssss, you're sure.
01:58:34
megadong
<unk>s not even It's not even OLED. I mean it still works great. This is why i'll I'll probably only get like a...
01:58:38
BeyBlade
No, yeah, sure.
01:58:39
megadong
I'll never get like ah like ah like a sub-brand TV again, which is kind of which sounds kind of casual and shallow, but
01:58:46
BeyBlade
No, dude, i listen.
01:58:47
megadong
my so My Sony TV has lasted this long and it still works great for watching TV.
01:58:47
BeyBlade
No,
01:58:52
megadong
So...
01:58:52
BeyBlade
let me be honest with you My dad, my dad's the king of purchasing bullshit TVs. like My dad had a slight issue with this TV and he made me take him to Sam's Club where he just bought like a 70 inch Hisense. It's still a fucking Hisense TV. and I'm like, dude, this looks like dog shit.
01:59:15
BeyBlade
He doesn't care.
01:59:17
megadong
yeah
01:59:17
BeyBlade
but you know that shit matter That shit matters to me, man.
01:59:18
Steve-O
never That's a tough that's the top of the line Orgo TV.
01:59:22
BeyBlade
I need you to just hook it up.
01:59:25
Steve-O
Come on, it looks just as good.
01:59:26
BeyBlade
Bad to the bone, this thing.
01:59:27
Steve-O
looks just as good as your Samsung.
01:59:27
BeyBlade
Look at all these I know. Trust me.
01:59:32
BeyBlade
No, actually, my parents were my parents were like, it felt like they were dogging me today, or on Thursday.
01:59:32
Steve-O
Rock and roll.
01:59:38
megadong
About your TV?
01:59:38
BeyBlade
yeah how big it t what a What is this, 70 inches?
01:59:38
megadong
Damn,
01:59:38
Steve-O
At Thanksgiving?
01:59:41
BeyBlade
i was like, no, it's not 70.
01:59:42
megadong
dawg.
01:59:43
BeyBlade
Looks like it's 70 inches. was like, no, it's 65. They're like, oh, I thought it was 70 inches. And I'm like, are you are you fucking trying to tell me something? I was like, what the, these die is this a bit?
01:59:53
Steve-O
Dude. they know your They know your weakness.
01:59:54
BeyBlade
Are we bidding on me?
01:59:55
Steve-O
They're like, let's talk about the TV. Really get under this skin.
01:59:57
BeyBlade
i You know what you know what if I think it is? I don't think it was a weakness. I think this just explains why I am the way I am. You know, like, you fucking assholes.
02:00:04
megadong
Yeah. yeah
02:00:07
Steve-O
Not good enough, Devin.
02:00:08
BeyBlade
Listen, growing up, we had a sick Sony. We had, like, a, you know, tube TV.
02:00:12
Steve-O
A 70 inch Sony.
02:00:14
BeyBlade
yeah No, no, we had, like, a 32 tube TV inch, like, ah fucking Sony TV.
02:00:19
Steve-O
Yeah, it's like.
02:00:19
BeyBlade
Where the speakers were attached to it in the side.
02:00:23
Steve-O
You got to have the the TV with the speakers built in.
02:00:25
BeyBlade
Dude, that TV was fucking sick, and it lasted a minute.
02:00:27
Steve-O
Dude. It drives me crazy that like now it's like, oh, well, the best way to play games is with CRT monitor. And it's like God damn it.
02:00:38
Steve-O
I had a big ass CRT TV.
02:00:41
megadong
Yeah, there's no delay, dude. There's no delay on those. There's no input delay.
02:00:45
Steve-O
And they sold us HD. They sold us HD like it was the next coming of Christ.
02:00:50
BeyBlade
Listen, i
02:00:51
megadong
No, dude, there's nothing more humbling than playing a thousand hours of of like Destiny on just a monitor that has base sixty hertz but like low input delay and then going to a TV where it looks better and not being able to fucking hit hit anything with a gut with a gun in that in that game.
02:01:03
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:01:10
BeyBlade
No, that's what that's why I remember you telling me that. And I was like yeah
02:01:12
megadong
Yeah, I'm just like, am I fucking, like, am I, have I devolved? Like, am is my brain not working right because the screen's bigger? But then I looked it up and I'm like, oh, well, that makes perfect sense. Going back to my fucking cave now to play on my smaller screen.
02:01:25
Steve-O
I have to go back.
02:01:26
megadong
Gotta get this flawless. Gotta get this flawless in trials, you know?
02:01:33
Steve-O
It's all about the feel.
02:01:34
megadong
You know how it is.
02:01:34
Steve-O
It's all about the touch.
02:01:35
BeyBlade
ah gasing like, yeah.
02:01:35
megadong
But yeah, PS5 Pro will be mine
02:01:36
BeyBlade
I gasped.
02:01:39
megadong
day next day if they announce Bloodborne Remastered and it it has PS5 Pro capabilities.
02:01:46
Steve-O
I'm in.
02:01:47
megadong
Just telling you right now.
02:01:47
Steve-O
I'm in.
02:01:47
megadong
Just telling you right now, Devin.
02:01:49
BeyBlade
You know, I was thinking about ah putting together a bingo card. just John, you mentioned it, and then I went on, and I started like plugging away at one.
02:01:56
megadong
Yeah.
02:01:58
BeyBlade
But, you know, I could go back to it. I could return to it.
02:02:02
megadong
We'll see. what When is the Game Awards again?
02:02:03
BeyBlade
It was the 12th.
02:02:03
megadong
The 11th?
02:02:06
megadong
Friday? It's a Friday? Yeah.
02:02:07
BeyBlade
and then I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
02:02:08
Steve-O
It's the 11th.
02:02:08
BeyBlade
I don't know why I was looking at this old picture. ah Thursday, December 11th. Yeah.
02:02:15
BeyBlade
but Take off. I'm at that point in the year where I have garbage time left.
02:02:21
megadong
That's my first week at my new job. I might take off that Friday fuck it for the game war.
02:02:24
BeyBlade
Yeah, take it off, dude.
02:02:25
Steve-O
I'm going to be looking at my phone while I'm doing wedding stuff, unfortunately.
02:02:26
megadong
oh
02:02:27
BeyBlade
let and Make him sweat thinking a now make em sweat thinking you're taking an interview.
02:02:33
Steve-O
Yeah, that's what you're doing.
02:02:33
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:02:33
megadong
No, dude.
02:02:34
BeyBlade
guess got sick on this.
02:02:34
Steve-O
You're...
02:02:35
megadong
That's a horrible way to to make a first impression at a new job.
02:02:37
BeyBlade
Nah, dude. Power move. That's what we call power move, dude.
02:02:39
Steve-O
I'm going to have to take off this Friday. I'm um meeting with some people.
02:02:44
BeyBlade
Yeah. I'm sick that day.
02:02:46
megadong
I have a prior commitment that I have to...
02:02:49
BeyBlade
See if they give you a raise within your first week, dude.
02:02:49
Steve-O
a
02:02:53
Steve-O
They bumped me to VP. I don't know what.
02:02:54
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah yeah. I just took an interview. Listen, it was the job I actually wanted and they called me back.
02:02:57
megadong
Yeah, they said that they said they were making holiday cuts, and I was one of them. I don't know why.
02:03:01
Steve-O
ah
02:03:01
megadong
It just make any sense. They just said it wasn't working out. I've only been there for four days. What the heck?
02:03:07
BeyBlade
Dude, that's... I mean, yeah. Yeah, man. Uh...
02:03:12
megadong
Devin, did you think, did you did the thought cross your mind and even once of get buying a Switch 2 on Black Friday with all the deals?
02:03:19
BeyBlade
No, dude, I can't. I'm proud to announce. No, I didn't even think about my Switch.
02:03:23
megadong
Okay.
02:03:24
BeyBlade
I didn't think about the Switch 2 until you just mentioned it.
02:03:27
megadong
Wow. I don't think about you at all.
02:03:29
BeyBlade
Dude, I'm.
02:03:30
megadong
You're the Mad Men meme.
02:03:31
BeyBlade
Yeah, I'm a madman.
02:03:32
megadong
No, I don't think about you at all.
02:03:33
BeyBlade
That
02:03:36
megadong
But you do.
02:03:36
BeyBlade
thing stinks. No, honestly, I was more. I mean, i told you i was really close to purchasing a. A fucking...
02:03:47
BeyBlade
A disk drive reader. That's what was close to the person.
02:03:49
megadong
are they are they Are they available now, at least, or no?
02:03:50
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, and no, they're available. It's just I didn't want to spend 80 bucks or whatever it was for it. 75, 80 bucks. I was like, hey, cancel.
02:04:00
Steve-O
That's a pretty penny.
02:04:01
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude, that's not nothing.
02:04:03
Steve-O
but You can't sneeze on them.
02:04:04
megadong
So, PS5 Pro 649? Dude, why not get a Steam Deck, a Steam Machine, if it's $700?
02:04:10
BeyBlade
Wait. Um... Oh, yeah, you guys, I didn't really... ah
02:04:10
Steve-O
Dude, you can play Megabonk.
02:04:17
BeyBlade
I have opinions on that. um I would never buy that thing day one.
02:04:23
BeyBlade
Steam machines, like,
02:04:25
Steve-O
The cube.
02:04:25
megadong
You're going to wait for the Steam Machine OLED version.
02:04:25
Steve-O
The cube one.
02:04:27
BeyBlade
three months have to go by.
02:04:30
Steve-O
would you Would you get a Steam Deck?
02:04:30
BeyBlade
No, three months have to go by
02:04:34
megadong
Would you get a Steam Deck first?
02:04:34
BeyBlade
At this point, no.
02:04:36
Steve-O
So it's too deep into the Steam Deck.
02:04:38
BeyBlade
They're too weak, dude.
02:04:38
megadong
No, I think...
02:04:40
BeyBlade
Listen, i I don't know what I get it for because, like, all the...
02:04:41
megadong
Yeah, but... the
02:04:44
Steve-O
You want the power. You want the power.
02:04:46
megadong
Megabonk, Devin.
02:04:47
BeyBlade
No, that's... All right, all right.
02:04:49
Steve-O
Make a bonk.
02:04:49
BeyBlade
Hear me out.
02:04:51
BeyBlade
Those games... No, dude, those games, that's not worth the, like, $500 thing to, like, jump on those games that you guys play for, like, two weeks and then the new Steam game picks up and then you play that for two weeks.
02:04:51
megadong
I'm about to load it up right now.
02:05:08
BeyBlade
Like, that's all it'd be good for, right? This and the Steam machine, considering the specs on that thing. Plus, plus, I think that's...
02:05:16
megadong
Yeah, i think I think getting a Steam machine by itself is not the move.
02:05:21
Steve-O
i have to I have to walk back some of my pricing comments that I said last time we talked about it.
02:05:22
megadong
And...
02:05:26
BeyBlade
oh I know, yeah.
02:05:26
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:05:27
BeyBlade
i listened When I listened to that, I had more information then. And I was like, okay.
02:05:31
Steve-O
Yeah, you're just holding it?
02:05:31
BeyBlade
on well No, no, no, no.
02:05:32
Steve-O
You're just holding that in?
02:05:34
BeyBlade
I mean, like I wasn't going to like dig into you because it was like a week later.
02:05:37
Steve-O
ah
02:05:38
BeyBlade
is i was like, well, clearly they didn't have this information. But like, Yeah, it's going to be too expensive. The games aren't going to optimized. i very I'd be shocked if...
02:05:51
BeyBlade
You know how there's like a... What's called? ah Steam Deck Certified?
02:05:54
megadong
Yeah, verified or whatever.
02:05:55
BeyBlade
There's going to be a Steam Machine Certified thing you'll have to wait for. You'll have to. i don't think it's just going to...
02:06:01
megadong
don't know if you have to. Like, because the thing is,
02:06:02
Steve-O
You don't have to.
02:06:02
BeyBlade
I don't think it's just... No, but I'm saying like, i don't think it's just going to work like a console, right? I really don't. i think like you could play any game, right? You could play any game on your Steam machine.
02:06:13
BeyBlade
It's just, if it's not certified, there's a good chance it'll run a little wonky. I think that's the same scenario you would hit with a Steam machine, unless you have a Steam machine verified.
02:06:25
BeyBlade
ah Well, I mean, like, like was Megabonk...
02:06:25
Steve-O
um imagine it would be like those steam...
02:06:29
Steve-O
like or the Steam Deck games would transfer over.
02:06:37
BeyBlade
it's just just an example. Right. But like was mega bonk steam deck certified day one.
02:06:41
megadong
I think so. A lot of games are these days. Like that new Constance game was...
02:06:43
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. And yeah. And that's the thing. Like I, I think you'll have, I think it would be a good idea for you to want to wait for that. Right. Is it, is it steam machine certified or whatever?
02:06:54
megadong
Well, I think the the thing is is I think a lot of games that aren't Steam Deck verified are are will will be Steam or not not yet at least will be Steam Machine certified just based on
02:06:54
BeyBlade
Um,
02:07:06
BeyBlade
I mean, sure, but I mean, like, specs-wise, it's weaker than my PS5. Right. And and like listen, I get it. There's going to be other things that the PC with the drivers and this, that, and the other thing that you'll be able to kind of to cheat a little bit. Like I get that, but without seeing that stuff, like this is all just like, would it be a day one? This is all why I would in no way, shape or form touches thing day one.
02:07:35
BeyBlade
And also, man, like I think with consoles, you got to be all in, you know, who's all in Sony, you know, who's all in Nintendo. Not all in Microsoft, like clearly. And that thing's it's it is what it is.
02:07:51
BeyBlade
There's nothing that the Steam Machine year one. I'm sorry, the first Steam Machine did way back when. ah Like, I don't see that.
02:08:05
BeyBlade
That was enough to scare me off, certainly from Steam Machine 2.0 or whatever this thing is, you know?
02:08:11
megadong
Yeah, the Steam Box or whatever it was called.
02:08:14
BeyBlade
Yeah, like like the first Steam box. or steam Yeah, Steam box. To me, that was like my the dream. i was like, oh my god, that's perfect. And then, and i get it's not the same exact thing, obviously, but like that thing was borderline DOA, right?
02:08:33
BeyBlade
It was like, came out many different versions, didn't really work, the controller stunk. And then, ah and like,
02:08:44
BeyBlade
the The controller is what the controller is for the Steam Machine. You know, I'm not going to like dog on it. It looks hideous. But hey, if it runs, it runs. um peace Yeah, no, there's no. Hey, three months of it ends up working and it ends up being this really cool thing. Like maybe I'll look into it. But like if I'm only going to use it for like the weirdo small games that, you know.
02:09:09
BeyBlade
you guys jump into for a week or two and and it costs like four bucks or whatever, you know, however it is like maybe, but even then, like, is that worth the five to $800 investment that it's like rumored to be eh, I don't know. Like i already have a machine that's notably stronger. And again, like,
02:09:33
BeyBlade
if there's If there's some funky little tricks they can do to make certain games just like really pop on that thing in the way that they just wouldn't on console, then yeah, it would change my my mind.
02:09:45
BeyBlade
But I've been nothing but like unimpressed with that. And then the more information that comes out, the less impressed I am with this theme machine.
02:09:56
Steve-O
That's fair.
02:09:57
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:09:58
Steve-O
Like, you know.
02:09:58
megadong
Yeah, i think maybe i think maybe it's for like, you know, if you have 4,000 games in your Steam library.
02:10:04
BeyBlade
Yeah, like if I already had an established library, maybe.
02:10:07
megadong
Yeah.
02:10:08
BeyBlade
And it was it funny, though. Like that first week, listen, to you you guys are – it's going to be like $300. I was like, okay.
02:10:08
Steve-O
I do.
02:10:14
megadong
Nah, I never thought it was going to be that low. I always...
02:10:17
BeyBlade
Somebody – yeah, somebody was throwing around –
02:10:17
Steve-O
I, I was, i was pinning like 500 700.
02:10:22
megadong
Yeah.
02:10:23
Steve-O
It doesn't have to deal with any of like the screen stuff, but they ah they apparently had like a meet and greet with like a bunch of like you know tech people.
02:10:32
megadong
tech people.
02:10:32
Steve-O
And I think it was Linus ah Tech Tips or whatever.
02:10:33
megadong
Yeah.
02:10:36
megadong
Oh, that fraud?
02:10:37
Steve-O
Yeah, he was like, it was like so is this going to be in the same price range as the ah Steam Deck?
02:10:37
megadong
Yeah.
02:10:38
BeyBlade
yeah
02:10:44
Steve-O
And they went, ah it will be priced competitively with other PCs. Yeah. And it's like, what's the fucking point then? just like
02:10:54
BeyBlade
Yeah. Like, like again, not to like just dog on like some, some like three week old news, but it's like this. Yeah. It's, it's weaker than a machine that's been out for five years on paper.
02:11:06
Steve-O
They need to be competitive with console.
02:11:07
BeyBlade
And it,
02:11:09
Steve-O
They don't need to be competitive with...
02:11:09
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's what I mean. Like mentally, mentally like I really do think there's there's a clear difference between like ah like a console mentality versus like a PC mentality. And like if you're not – if you're like halfway in, like you're just making dumb mistakes like Microsoft is.
02:11:29
BeyBlade
Like if it's a core focus, like you're going to be locked in and it's just – you know
02:11:36
Steve-O
What?
02:11:36
BeyBlade
Based off previous experience, previous like data that Steam has shown, like yeah, the OS is great, but...
02:11:44
Steve-O
Xbox has just got a game this week or like a couple weeks ago that has been out for like two years on both Nintendo and PlayStation.
02:11:49
BeyBlade
Okay.
02:11:54
BeyBlade
oh Oh, yeah.
02:11:55
Steve-O
Do you know what that is?
02:11:55
BeyBlade
Was it StellarBlade?
02:11:58
Steve-O
it might, it might be stellar blade. It's something. um
02:12:04
BeyBlade
Wait, did you hear did you hear like the rumor about the the issue with RAM and Microsoft now?
02:12:10
Steve-O
i have been hearing Ram stuff.
02:12:10
megadong
What's the issue?
02:12:12
BeyBlade
So there's like a RAM shortage that either is here or it's coming.
02:12:12
Steve-O
Hmm. Hmm.
02:12:17
BeyBlade
And Sony, I guess even Nintendo, right? But like like other other like competitors, I guess, were they knew, they foresaw this. They had the forethought to to handle this and purchase a bunch of RAM and like Microsoft didn't.
02:12:32
BeyBlade
So now there's going to be like, there's going to be another price hike on the Series X or whatever.
02:12:35
megadong
Even. Dude,
02:12:37
Steve-O
God damn, dude.
02:12:38
BeyBlade
i
02:12:38
megadong
they're self-sabotaging, man.
02:12:40
BeyBlade
Yeah. i I mean, that is, that's my, that's my theory, but it's just like, oh my God.
02:12:42
megadong
Just kill it off. Just kill it off.
02:12:47
BeyBlade
Could you imagine if you're like, oh yeah, it's going to be, we said it was this. It's actually going to be like, I think at this point, like the pro is like $50 more and it's, you know, Series X.
02:12:58
megadong
Then the than the series X. Yeah.
02:13:01
BeyBlade
It's like, oh, okay.
02:13:01
megadong
It's like Y. Yeah.
02:13:03
BeyBlade
It's pretty sick, guys.
02:13:04
Steve-O
Oh, the ah the the game that just came out was Silent Hill 2 Remake.
02:13:05
BeyBlade
Good job.
02:13:10
BeyBlade
Oh, okay. Well, yeah.
02:13:14
megadong
Dude, you knew was over you knew was over when the xbox exclusive or when the PlayStation exclusive... What studio was that? That Microsoft bought still came out exclusively on PlayStation after like after Microsoft bought them.
02:13:27
Steve-O
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
02:13:33
Steve-O
They were like, whatever, man.
02:13:33
BeyBlade
Yeah. don't
02:13:34
Steve-O
We'll just sit in our chair and watch.
02:13:37
megadong
And I don't think any of the like the Activision stuff, like the lawsuits and the trials they had over... like the the Monopoly shit when they when they acquired Activision, i don't think any of that helped them either, really.
02:13:46
BeyBlade
yeah
02:13:49
BeyBlade
oh no
02:13:49
Steve-O
No, no, they're not in it for the game.
02:13:52
Steve-O
They they don't got the the PlayStation or Nintendo like corporate ruthlessness.
02:13:58
BeyBlade
Yeah, dude, they don't get that dog in them.
02:14:00
Steve-O
They don't.
02:14:00
BeyBlade
They're just like, whatever, we got a lot of money in.
02:14:00
megadong
Yeah, ah the killer instinct.
02:14:01
BeyBlade
And and let let's go for an easier thing.
02:14:02
Steve-O
Oh.
02:14:06
BeyBlade
Let's take on Steam.
02:14:07
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:14:07
BeyBlade
Like, oh, okay. I guess. Sounds like a good idea. Fucking joke.
02:14:13
Steve-O
It's like.
02:14:13
megadong
and then and then when it doesn't yeah And then when it doesn't work out, act like it wasn't your idea whole time, too.
02:14:18
Steve-O
Mm.
02:14:20
megadong
That's the best part of it. like Oh, no, this is Asus' product, not ours, even though it has an Xbox button on it.
02:14:29
megadong
It's too funny.
02:14:29
BeyBlade
Yeah. Oh, what do you mean it runs like dog shit and then you have to uninstall Outlook?
02:14:30
Steve-O
Mm.
02:14:33
megadong
Yeah, what do you mean nobody likes using Windows on a handheld machine with a small screen?
02:14:36
BeyBlade
That's crazy. You
02:14:38
megadong
Are you sure? Yeah.
02:14:41
megadong
You sure you're talking to the right people?
02:14:41
BeyBlade
you sure about that?
02:14:43
megadong
You sure you're talking to the right people?
02:14:43
Steve-O
You sure about that? right. I want to go into some news now. I think it's news time. Let's get the scoops.
02:14:49
BeyBlade
right.
Upcoming Movies and TV Adaptations
02:14:50
BeyBlade
Let's into some news time. You know, listen, holiday week not a ton of juicy stuff, but some things I think are are at least interesting. Um, Mike Flanagan is coming out with a new Exorcist movie.
02:15:01
Steve-O
Flanman.
02:15:05
megadong
Is this a remake of the original? Like, what what is the... What is this?
02:15:07
BeyBlade
A radical new take is kind of all.
02:15:08
megadong
Is it... Is this the exorcist or is it just the exorcism of Scarlett Johansson? Like what what is it?
02:15:14
BeyBlade
it's just I think it's just called Mike Flanagan's Exorcist movie. I don't think we know anything else.
02:15:19
megadong
So it's going to be really sad but really scary.
02:15:21
Steve-O
ah
02:15:23
BeyBlade
Yeah. And it's going to be about mental illness instead of a Pazuzu. Pazuzu's just going to be depression. ah But Mike Flanagan doing the Nexus movies, Scarlett Johansson.
02:15:38
BeyBlade
It's enough to get me interested.
02:15:41
Steve-O
You're titillated a little bit.
02:15:41
BeyBlade
You know, I'm I'm I'd say a a step above titillated.
02:15:48
Steve-O
Oh, intitillated.
02:15:49
BeyBlade
OK, yeah, I'm like, I'm I'm audibly titillated. We'll say.
02:15:55
Steve-O
okay.
02:15:56
BeyBlade
like Oh, my goodness. um I don't say the opposite of titillated because I don't i don't i't think I know what you do with a Far Cry TV show.
02:16:07
BeyBlade
But ah they're making a Far Cry show with a Noah Hawley.
02:16:12
Steve-O
I don't... I think the ah having the alien Earth creator on that is pretty exciting.
02:16:20
BeyBlade
Yeah, the Fargo guy, the Alien Earth guy, and Rob Mack from Always Saw Me.
02:16:24
Steve-O
um Who plays the Scorpion in the new Spider-Man movies?
02:16:32
BeyBlade
The guy who was in Far Cry 3, that guy.
02:16:35
Steve-O
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to think.
02:16:35
megadong
Oh, the guy from Nosferatu.
02:16:37
BeyBlade
Nakcho?
02:16:38
Steve-O
Michael Mando.
02:16:40
megadong
Oh.
02:16:40
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah.
02:16:40
Steve-O
ah
02:16:41
Steve-O
I think you need him. I think like that's the, that's the character from far cry that I think of most when I think of this series, like he was just like the driving, he's not even like the big bad in that game, which is like a shame, but.
02:16:58
Steve-O
ah
02:16:58
BeyBlade
Man, Far Cry is a game. Far Cry 3 specifically, that's a game series that gets like way more credit than I think it deserves.
02:17:09
Steve-O
No, I agree.
02:17:09
BeyBlade
like In terms of like narratively, um i think it does like a lot of cool things game-wise, especially like back then.
02:17:20
BeyBlade
Narratively, I'm like, this is fucking stupid.
02:17:22
Steve-O
I don't go like Rob McElhaney I'm sorry Rob Mac that's that's who we need for the Far Cry thing can just get anybody for that you can get it
02:17:32
BeyBlade
Yeah. Well, yeah that's I Guy makes shows. Guy likes making shows.
02:17:38
BeyBlade
But, uh... Yeah, it's like... Because, like, the first Far Cry, you're, like, fighting monsters. Right? Like, are you fighting, like, experimental werewolves and shit in the first one?
02:17:38
Steve-O
loves making shows
02:17:48
megadong
only the only
02:17:49
Steve-O
I don't know.
02:17:50
megadong
The only exposure I have to Far caught Cry was when we were playing blind Far Cry.
02:17:54
Steve-O
Blind Far Cry was very fun.
02:17:55
BeyBlade
Yeah. Blind Far Cry rules, dude.
02:18:00
Steve-O
For those of y'all who don't know, one of us will sit and face away from the TV and then the rest of us will try and explain.
02:18:07
megadong
And then the wrestlers will tell try to tell them where to go and explain what to do.
02:18:09
Steve-O
Yeah. like Aim up, aim to the left, shoot, aim up, go right, shoot.
02:18:16
BeyBlade
man that'd be probably wild with the new ones it's like okay summon an elephant
02:18:20
Steve-O
ah
02:18:22
BeyBlade
okay okay do that do this okay sick let's not understand uh okay end the world arrest that guy and end the world
02:18:25
Steve-O
Summon a saber wolf tiger. Saber tooth tiger, not saber wolf tiger.
02:18:32
Steve-O
And... Alright. Use your cyber blade to take out the blood dragon.
02:18:39
BeyBlade
ah two Blood Dragon's the one and only Far Cry game that I beat in full.
02:18:47
Steve-O
Blood dragon was... That came out at the exact perfect moment of that whole... I don't know. What is that? is Yeah.
02:18:57
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's when, like, there was a moment where, like, DLC was just hidden. And that was, like, a great example of just, like... it was like, I'm sure this isn't true, but in my brain, it's like that.
02:19:11
BeyBlade
And then like the fucking shadow broker DLC came out.
02:19:15
Steve-O
Undead nightmare.
02:19:17
BeyBlade
Undead nightmare came out all within like six months of each other.
02:19:20
Steve-O
hmm.
02:19:21
BeyBlade
and It was and the world was, was at peace. That's what happened.
02:19:27
BeyBlade
And, uh, let's see.
02:19:27
Steve-O
Not anymore.
02:19:28
Steve-O
Not anymore. Ever since they brought Frank West back out of their grave.
02:19:29
BeyBlade
Uh,
02:19:34
BeyBlade
You know, I've been struggling because i don't know. was that yeah i I thought about Dead Rising and then my algorithm was covered in Dead Rising video essays and things like that.
02:19:46
Steve-O
hmm.
02:19:47
BeyBlade
And it's just like, I just don't know. i feel like Dead Rising 1 hit at such a point where like you just can't replicate it.
02:19:58
BeyBlade
Because like we know more now. So playing Dead Rising 1 would suck, I think. But the sequels were like too much the other direction, right? It's like Dead Rising without the clock sucks.
02:20:18
BeyBlade
Dead Rising with the clock kind of sucks now, like modernly, ah like a modern Dead Rising, would just that wouldn't be fun either. like i just don't know what you do with how do you make Dead Rising good again.
02:20:33
Steve-O
I think if you figured out a way to have the clock mechanic be in the game, but not have it be a game ender if you miss something.
02:20:48
Steve-O
Like have it generate like missions for you where it's like, oh, you have to get here by this time to save these survivors or else they die.
02:20:49
BeyBlade
I mean, yeah, it just...
02:21:00
Steve-O
And it's like, oh, i didn't do it, and they died, but also it's not a game-ender for me.
02:21:05
BeyBlade
Yeah. It looks like it would be... So this is Capcom, right? this is this is And this is Capcom 2025, right?
02:21:09
Steve-O
Yeah. Right, right.
02:21:11
BeyBlade
This is Capcom that's been fucking on fire.
02:21:12
Steve-O
This is the big dog.
02:21:15
Steve-O
Right.
02:21:16
BeyBlade
ah More or less. And they're stating it's going to be set in Hollywood and it's going to be a sequel to the original game. Because Capcom Japan, i guess, like officially, they never really made another.
02:21:28
Steve-O
Mm-hmm.
02:21:32
BeyBlade
Like everyone, like two through last, like four, right?
02:21:33
Steve-O
think for yeah right yes
02:21:39
BeyBlade
All were created by like, or worked on by the Canadian company. So like even two, which I had issues with, but even then I think it's the closest to to one in terms of quality.
02:21:55
BeyBlade
ah But it seems like they'd just be pushing... no Chuck Green. They're just like, nah, dude.
02:22:01
Steve-O
chuck lists
02:22:02
BeyBlade
Frank West, he's weird. He's ugly. it just... don't know. You just need that quirkiness. You need that Japanese quirkiness that I think only makes Frank West work. So otherwise he's just...
02:22:14
BeyBlade
A fucking weirdo.
02:22:16
Steve-O
yeah when when america tries to understand frank west they keep trying to turn him into john mclean they try to turn him into the dynamite cop and this is just not him
02:22:32
BeyBlade
I thought about... i There was some point where like I think I could have bought Dead Rising 4 for like... two bucks and I was like I can't I can't even I can't even do that
02:22:43
Steve-O
I it was on Game Pass and I played it and i got to a certain point and I'm like I don't want to play any more of this it is visually hideous I don't know what is happening yeah I played four and like keep in mind I really enjoyed three and two and three yeah
02:22:55
BeyBlade
which one yeah you played it you played four i didn't i didn't even play three because that was the exclusive and I didn't have was that
02:23:05
Steve-O
yeah that was the Xbox one exclusive for the for the people who bought the wrong console for that one
02:23:10
BeyBlade
I feel like that's the one that's like nobody thinks of.
02:23:13
Steve-O
No, I don't think anybody played that one.
02:23:14
BeyBlade
Because four is like bad, like it's memorably bad. But like, I feel like three is just like, yeah, it came out and no one talked about it.
02:23:26
Steve-O
Yeah, just, you know, I think having a Capcom made Dead Rising. would go above and beyond. And I wouldn't be shocked if them doing that Capcom remaster, uh, was like them doing that little Resident Evil test like that they did years ago when they remastered Resident Evil HD.
02:23:45
BeyBlade
yeah
02:23:48
Steve-O
Um, or not even HD, it was just a remake at the time. Um,
02:23:54
BeyBlade
I thought about playing that one. Like, that was another one. I was like, maybe, but I just... don't know, man. I couldn't...
02:24:03
Steve-O
I want them to just remake that now.
02:24:06
BeyBlade
Just...
02:24:07
Steve-O
I want them to remake one like.
02:24:07
BeyBlade
well ah oh so you're like, I got the HD remaster, but I want more.
02:24:07
megadong
Thank you.
02:24:14
Steve-O
Yeah, like keep in mind, that's been like that's like 25 years ago that that remaster came out almost.
02:24:22
BeyBlade
The remaster?
02:24:22
Steve-O
Or not the remaster, I'm sorry, the the remake came out and then the remaster came out 10 years 11 years ago, 2014.
02:24:23
BeyBlade
Okay.
02:24:27
BeyBlade
Like, that was like...
02:24:28
Steve-O
eleven years ago twenty fourteen
02:24:30
BeyBlade
No, I thought there was a new one that like was like, it sounded like two or three years old.
02:24:34
Steve-O
for Resident Evil one.
02:24:35
BeyBlade
Wasn't there? oh I'm sorry. I'm thinking Dead Rising still.
02:24:39
Steve-O
Oh no, no, no. Yeah. That came out last year. I'm sorry.
02:24:41
BeyBlade
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:24:42
Steve-O
I'm saying I want them to remake one. Um, but, uh, I think that what they did with that remaster last year, that was their little like litmus test to see if there was still interest in the dead rising fandom.
02:24:58
BeyBlade
Right, right, right. I mean, but what's the rumor that we're getting um four? Or no, we're getting zero? Resident Evil zero, I mean.
02:25:09
megadong
Yeah, that's the rumor.
02:25:10
Steve-O
I don't know why we would do that. Why? i think you do if if they want to get things correct. Because I think Zero is probably one of the more hated Resident Evil games.
02:25:22
BeyBlade
Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, that's the I honestly I feel like both if you're serious about making both good, those are the two that need the most.
02:25:28
Steve-O
Hmm.
02:25:32
BeyBlade
And then six is just you just they abandon it entirely.
02:25:37
Steve-O
I think you remake one, you turn zero into a separate ways style DLC, um and then ah do Code Veronica as well, because that that's just cool.
02:25:50
megadong
I think they should just do Code Veronica.
02:25:52
Steve-O
Code Veronica is probably more important than one.
02:25:52
megadong
Fuck.
02:25:56
megadong
Yeah, because one, I think... We've already gotten a couple remakes and remasters of remakes, and...
02:25:59
BeyBlade
I, I, yeah.
02:26:02
Steve-O
I just, i I want Jill to have... I want Jill to have like a banger of a game. Cause I, I hate all these Resident Evil 3 remake haters who are bad mouth and Jill.
02:26:09
megadong
mean, Yeah, me too. Because I actually actually like Resident Evil 3 Remake, too. and No, but like...
02:26:16
Steve-O
Yeah, it's a good one.
02:26:17
megadong
Yeah, but I... yeah then Yeah, I don't know. Because Jill doesn't really have a game, right?
02:26:24
Steve-O
But, but Code Veronica is so important.
02:26:24
megadong
She just has...
02:26:25
BeyBlade
ah one
02:26:25
megadong
No,
02:26:26
Steve-O
Code Veronica is so important for explaining why the fuck Wesker is like that.
02:26:30
megadong
it doesn't count. that's It's just fucking... It's a side game. doesn't count.
02:26:35
BeyBlade
i mean I mean, like, the thing is, is, like, ha I don't mean to sound like a dum-dum, but, like, how do you remake one?
02:26:43
megadong
Yeah, and that's the problem, is that
02:26:43
BeyBlade
Because, like, because it is just in the, you're just in a house for 90% of the game.
02:26:50
megadong
Yeah, like it would be short, I think, if it's a third person.
02:26:52
BeyBlade
It'd be short, and it'd be, like, over the shoulder would seem a little odd, I guess.
02:26:56
megadong
It would be tight because you're in you're in the house the whole time.
02:27:00
Steve-O
we We say this every time.
02:27:00
BeyBlade
Yeah, like, it just...
02:27:03
Steve-O
And then Capcom shows up and they're like, oh, by the way, we fucking rocked your world.
02:27:09
megadong
Well, here's here's ah here's a good question then.
02:27:11
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:27:12
megadong
Like, what do you think Requiem is a good asset creator for a potential remake?
02:27:20
Steve-O
Ooh, because that is like a burnout raccoon city, right?
02:27:22
megadong
that's like the That's like the system that they have, right?
02:27:26
Steve-O
Like supposedly...
02:27:28
megadong
So... Six?
02:27:31
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:27:31
megadong
No, I mean... I don't know.
02:27:36
Steve-O
I don't know either.
02:27:40
Steve-O
if they just make like this like huge Resident Evil game where it takes place all during like that time period where like the Spencer Mansion incident and Raccoon City.
02:27:47
megadong
Yeah, because... Yeah, because Kudoron...
02:27:51
megadong
I don't know, like, I'm kind of like fifty five forty five in favor of, like, just remake 5 at this point. Because if you're not going to Code Veronica, don't do 0, just remake 5.
02:28:04
Steve-O
Yeah, don't waste your time with Zero. Because, like...
02:28:06
megadong
Yeah.
02:28:07
BeyBlade
But the thing is is, I mean, I think they they definitely are working on Veronica.
02:28:12
Steve-O
I think, yeah, that one's probably more...
02:28:13
BeyBlade
Maybe not.
02:28:15
Steve-O
Veronica is infinitely more important than Zero.
02:28:19
megadong
There was my tinfoil hat theory where you you call it Resident Evil CV and the V is a 5.
02:28:28
megadong
And they just make that Resident Evil 5.
02:28:30
BeyBlade
And five is just like a weird, like not weird, but like five is just like almost like a totally different
02:28:36
megadong
Yeah, but I guess canonically it takes place before... i mean, everything takes place before Resident Evil 4. So I don't know how you would how you would spin that. Well, I guess Nemesis is...
02:28:46
megadong
between 1 and 2. It's not necessarily true sequel to 2.
02:28:51
Steve-O
The order is a little fucked up, but also like, you know, Indiana Jones, like Temple of Doom was supposed to be like a prequel.
02:28:57
megadong
Yeah. A prequel?
02:28:59
Steve-O
Like, yeah, like, you know, it's we can mess with that.
02:28:59
megadong
Pre-sequel?
02:29:03
BeyBlade
Wait, I forget where... Is Temple of Doom officially like a prequel?
02:29:07
megadong
It takes place before.
02:29:09
Steve-O
Temple of Doom is like, yeah, early Indiana Jones action.
02:29:09
megadong
It takes place before. Yeah, it's before.
02:29:12
Steve-O
news
02:29:12
BeyBlade
i just I wasn't sure if that was like my memory and then I was wrong or if that really was the case.
02:29:13
megadong
It's before Raiders.
02:29:18
Steve-O
No, you're right. You're on it.
02:29:20
BeyBlade
Because like there's no real reason for why. it's ah It just explains why it's not with Marion.
02:29:26
Steve-O
Right.
02:29:26
BeyBlade
Isn't that kind of the only potential reason for why it is that way?
02:29:31
Steve-O
It's like, well, we don't have Marion back and also we don't want him to fight Nazis, I guess. I know.
02:29:40
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:29:43
BeyBlade
But we had short round.
02:29:45
Steve-O
We, you know, honestly, we still have short round and I love that.
02:29:49
BeyBlade
But that's the thing. Then I was like, then I spent years going, where's short round? Why wasn't he fighting Nazis?
02:29:57
Steve-O
I think that was the biggest loss for Dial of Destiny. They could have given us short round, older short round and indie at one point and they didn't.
02:30:11
BeyBlade
Yeah, Academy Award winning short round.
02:30:14
Steve-O
I think who's the director of Logan?
02:30:18
BeyBlade
James Mangold.
02:30:19
Steve-O
I think ja James Mangold fucked up. I think that that was a that was a big.
02:30:23
BeyBlade
I think he he's the first one to tell you what he fucked up.
02:30:25
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:30:26
BeyBlade
Because I think they said they wanted him to kill Indy and he's like, I can't do it, guys. It's Indy. I don't want to be the guy that kills Indiana Jones.
02:30:34
Steve-O
Nobody wants to be the guy who kills Indiana Jones.
02:30:35
BeyBlade
I love him.
02:30:38
Steve-O
But you know what you do? ye end on a high note. AKA, you end the way they ended um the alien one.
02:30:47
Steve-O
That movie was whatever, but Indy getting married and going off into the sun.
02:30:51
BeyBlade
I thought you meant like the alien movies.
02:30:54
Steve-O
No, yeah, Indy gets a chestburster.
02:30:55
BeyBlade
i was like, okay. i was like trying to figure out where you were going with that.
02:30:59
Steve-O
that's how you end it.
02:30:59
BeyBlade
but You know, and he's eating dinner and all of a sudden he starts coughing.
02:31:03
Steve-O
Where did you get these eggs, Marion?
02:31:06
BeyBlade
All right.
02:31:07
Steve-O
What's this?
02:31:07
BeyBlade
So, you know, ah the alien with, where's his hat? Yeah. Okay.
02:31:14
Steve-O
what's this What's this for Liberty, my friend?
02:31:17
BeyBlade
Oh, yeah. us They made a hell. There's a Helldivers fan film. I just want to shout it out because that's pretty sick.
02:31:26
Steve-O
That's pretty sick.
02:31:26
BeyBlade
I'm a big fan of video game fan films that seemingly are in engine. I don't know.
02:31:33
BeyBlade
Yeah.
02:31:33
Steve-O
I didn't realize it was in engine until i got a little bit further into scrubbing through it.
02:31:36
megadong
So it's like red vs.
02:31:36
BeyBlade
yeah
02:31:37
megadong
blue.
02:31:38
Steve-O
Yeah.
02:31:38
BeyBlade
A little bit. I don't know of like how like exact it is. because there's definitely some like i was just clicking around and there's definitely some stuff where I'm like, that's definitely not in the game. But, you know, still look cool.
02:31:52
BeyBlade
And hey, yeah hard work. Hard work pays off. You get ah you get ah you get a shout out on the Anti-Fanboy Podcast.
02:31:56
Steve-O
work. Woo.
02:32:00
Steve-O
We did it.
02:32:01
BeyBlade
that was worth That was worth the two and a half years sleepless nights working on this thing.
02:32:05
Steve-O
You made it. You made it.
02:32:07
BeyBlade
daen Day in, day out.
02:32:08
Steve-O
Congratulations.
02:32:08
BeyBlade
Yeah, you made it. I mentioned you.
02:32:12
Steve-O
All right.
02:32:13
megadong
That's it.
02:32:14
Steve-O
Chris will be back. Not next week, potentially, because ah he is going to be po buer
02:32:21
BeyBlade
Blowing blood up to you.
02:32:22
megadong
<unk> going near
02:32:23
megadong
he's going He's going to Guaramo next week.
02:32:26
Steve-O
going to Gorma. But we'll be back. So, John, actually, you might not be back next week either.
02:32:30
megadong
And then he's going to Tahiti. Yeah, I think I'm going to be out next week.
02:32:35
Steve-O
You're going to be in Tahiti with Galani.
02:32:37
megadong
I'm going to be Tahiti. We're going to be selling mangoes.
02:32:41
Steve-O
so we'll have to see what is going on next week. We might even just take it off just to enjoy some winter solstice celebrations. Who knows? Devin might have a new TV next week.
02:32:53
megadong
Yeah, he definitely will.
02:32:54
BeyBlade
Uh, yeah.
02:32:56
Steve-O
his parents His parents prodded him enough.
02:32:57
megadong
Book it.
02:32:57
BeyBlade
know
02:33:00
megadong
Book it, baby.
02:33:00
BeyBlade
Yeah. i guess I'll just, you know what? I want to, I want a full, this is what I'm going to want from you you guys.
02:33:04
megadong
TV time. TV time.
02:33:08
Steve-O
Okay.
02:33:08
BeyBlade
I'm going to want a three episode synopsis for YOLO from Steve.
02:33:14
Steve-O
Okay, YOLO. Let me write that down real quick so I don't forget.
02:33:15
BeyBlade
And, uh, I'm going to want to, And I'm going to i'm gonna want to dispatch chapter three minimum check-in.
02:33:23
megadong
Megabonk recap.
02:33:26
BeyBlade
to live I'm going to be sick in my stomach if you're like, I'm still mega bonking.
02:33:26
megadong
Megabonk recap? Is it a Megabonk recap?
02:33:32
Steve-O
Devin, I want a three-episode Smiling Friends recap from you, okay? Okay. Gentleman's agreement.
02:33:37
BeyBlade
Okay.
02:33:37
Steve-O
I YOLO, you smile.
02:33:38
megadong
Devin, I want you to beat Hollow Knight and Hollow Knight Silksong in one week.
02:33:42
Steve-O
ah
02:33:44
BeyBlade
You know what? Let me download that mod.
02:33:48
Steve-O
You know what? I'm not going to lie, John.
02:33:48
BeyBlade
let me
02:33:49
Steve-O
I'm a little sad.
02:33:49
BeyBlade
I thought we were friends.
02:33:51
Steve-O
I'm a little sad that you're working in an office again.
02:33:54
megadong
Why? because I'm not going be able to binge random shit?
02:33:55
Steve-O
Yeah, i don't i have I don't know the legendary like excursions that you've taken.
02:34:01
megadong
I got it all out, baby.
02:34:02
Steve-O
over.
02:34:04
Steve-O
rods over
02:34:05
megadong
Listen, man, maybe I'll have a PlayStation portal. I'll get to stream Crash Bandicoot on my hotspot.
02:34:08
Steve-O
Ooh, there you go
02:34:10
BeyBlade
Dude, you know what?
02:34:12
Steve-O
Watch Netflix.
02:34:12
BeyBlade
As long as I get to play with it for a little bit.
02:34:15
BeyBlade
Dude, I saw it.
02:34:15
Steve-O
you could
02:34:15
megadong
Nah, dog.
02:34:15
BeyBlade
I saw it live and I was like, oh, fuck.
02:34:17
Steve-O
Could you attach it to Devin's PlayStation?
02:34:18
BeyBlade
It looked good.
02:34:21
megadong
I don't know, Devin's on my Nintendo Family account, so maybe the least you could do.
02:34:24
BeyBlade
Yeah. Yeah. You know, John, I'll let you, ah I'll let you attack shit. Yeah.
02:34:27
megadong
No, i have I have a PlayStation Plus account that I don't fucking ever see.
02:34:33
BeyBlade
You don't see, you don't see anything.
02:34:34
megadong
owe when owen was playing yeah Owen was playing Toy Story.
02:34:34
Steve-O
I don't don't ever see this.
02:34:38
megadong
couple Toy Story games for PS3 are on the streaming service, so... So he was playing those. Those are hard games.
02:34:48
BeyBlade
Yeah. look
02:34:48
Steve-O
That's crazy.
02:34:50
BeyBlade
You know what? I'm going to convince myself to buy Marvel Cosmic.
02:34:50
Steve-O
Toy Story.
02:34:54
Steve-O
Good idea. All right, everybody.
02:34:55
BeyBlade
I heard it's ah it's a steal for $40.
02:34:57
megadong
Good night.
02:34:58
Steve-O
Is it $40? Fuck. That's lot.
02:35:00
BeyBlade
Maybe. I think so.
02:35:02
Steve-O
that's a lot
02:35:04
BeyBlade
ah Wait. Marvel Cosmic Invasion cost $39.99. Later. Later.
02:35:11
megadong
Good night.
02:35:12
BeyBlade
later