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Ep 157: Undefeatable - Month of Action!
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The time has come! In this month's installment of Schlock & Load, Derrick will finally get Jack and Whitney to watch a Cynthia Rothrock movie, 1993's Undefeatable! She plays Kristi Jones, a martial arts expert, who joins forces with a detective, John Miller, to track down a serial killer who victimized her sister. The acting is bottom of the barrel, with a lot of martial arts students and unpaid locals, but the action is top-notch and the villain is one of the craziest ever committed to film!
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Transcript
Introduction and Theme
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Welcome back to the month of action. i And this week, I want to play mommy! I'm Derek. I'm Whitney. I'm Jack. this is Bad Movies. Worst people.
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Weapons hot and one-liners at the ready, recruits. This ain't just some summer blockbuster vacation. This is the real deal.
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You've been chosen as part of an elite task force for the month of action.
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Now when those bullets start to fly and everything around you is up in flames, don't you lose your nerve. Remember who you are. You're the toughest, craziest, most resourceful sons of bitches to ever lace
Humorous Motivational Speech
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them up.
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We don't wait for backup and we damn sure don't retreat. Now strap your asses in and get ready for the drop. Oh, and one more thing. Before you pull that trigger, tell them John Mortis sent you.
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I made eye contact with Jack when I said that. Yeah, he did. weird It was weird. It would have been weirder for me to make eye contact with my wife and say I want to play mommy. so No, I don't think it would have been.
00:01:18
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It would have been weirder for me. but We're kicking off this movie, so let Cynthia Roth rock and roll. I mean, this is husband's secret girlfriend. Not so secret. Not so secret. Secret to her. Okay, yeah,
Listener Interaction and Giveaway
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she's unaware. She's unaware.
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Hey, just because I'm a beaten dog, you're getting, like, audio from me, right? Yes. All right. Cool. Just before we kick off, I want to remind people, comment on this episode if you're listening on Patreon or comment on our social media. Let me know you want to be in the drawing for The Running Man on 4K. Wait, so you're going to draw a picture of The Running Man and put one of our lucky listeners in said the drawing? Yes.
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Like they're running next to Arnold in the drawing? Yes. I'm going to draw someone in there as, oh, what the fuck was his name? Iceman. Dynamo. Dynamo. Okay.
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Man, this drawing just became amazing. Bunch of Christmas lights on them and shit. Don't forget to put me in your drawing, brother. Only problem is I can't draw, so it'll be stick figures. a problem. you just have to assume it's you.
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Not a problem at all. Spoiler alert. I already did the drawing. I'm just going to put a name tag.
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That's the biggest fucking grift ever. Huge flex, babe. Remember, I'm giving away a digital copy of The Running Man on 4K. So comment on the episode if you're listening on Spotify or on Patreon or comment on our social media or email us at badmoviesworsepeople at gmail.com.
Discussion on 'Undefeatable'
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I love that you're holding it like people can see it. it's habit i have to cover the code, too, so no one steals it. He's covering that for me. Because you have the camera in front of You're going to keep looking at the camera.
00:02:51
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look at the camera we record it's secretly on right now we are finally talking about Cynthia Rothrock and I didn't start at the top for these guys because I gotta get them you know start in the middle yeah can well we busted our cherry Rothrock style oh honey he busted your cherry oh this was not your first Rothrock and roll no I've seen this one oh that's right I got a good chuckle when Derek put the DVD and it it started at the final credits like just rolling credits I'm like well couldn't have been too long ago you watched this shit It's like when I go to watch Waterworld and it's like, start over? like, what do you mean start over?
00:03:25
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Well, you've got two thirds in. You passed out drunk, asshole. Well, I have to start over then. I might as well start over. I don't remember. This is Undefeatable from 1993, also known as Bloody Mary Killer.
00:03:37
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Oh. Oh, is that like Fuck, Marry, Kill? Nope, not even close. ah Bloody Mary was supposed to be the... Didn't she gouge her eyes out if you said her name in the mirror? oh Oh. Oh, maybe. that's I remember the name in the mirror thing.
00:03:49
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Yeah. But that's- I think there's something to it. Or Anna's name should have been Mary, so Bloody Mary Killer. No, I think it's just the way he's killing. That's the title for the Asian markets.
00:04:02
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It was also an alternate cut of the movie. So maybe that's just more. Is theirs better than ours? um I have not watched it. I was going to watch it before we got to this, but it's. I'm surprised you don't have it in 4K. It's dubbed in Chinese because it's for the Chinese market. Right. And I've been mostly watching movies while doing stuff. So I had didn't have time to.
00:04:24
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i have to be able You don't understand Chinese? No, not yet. I've watched enough movies, I should. You should. But it's a different cut, and it has a whole extra storyline added in, starring Robin Shue, I believe his name is, or Shou, of Mortal Kombat fame. Oh, shit, yeah. You talked to me about that before. yeah he was in ah Beverly Hills Ninja as well. Because he's not in this at all. No.
00:04:45
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It's a completely, it's like a whole other movie, like a shorter movie that's added in where he comes to America looking for something. He's tracking down somebody. There's one scene where him and Cynthia Rothrock have like a sparring match together. And other than that, it has nothing else to do with this movie. So how long is that cut?
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88 minutes. So it's shorter.
Movie Critique and Analysis
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Wow. So they cut out probably like all the sister stuff. They cut out a bunch of stuff from this version. They're like, look, it's not about a sister or anything like that. It's not about the it's just about a psycho gathering, gathering yeah abducting women. He's gathering women you know in their parts. He's gathering eyeballs. so On the Vinegar Syndrome release I have, there's a like a video essay that's like ah the two cuts versus each other, like what was cut out, what was added in kind of stuff. Sure.
00:05:31
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But I watched it very late one night after drinking. Yeah. So you didn't watch don't remember exactly. so you, in fact, did not watch. I remembered what I said. You, fact, did not watch it. That's the end of that. um But yes, this came out in 1993, and it's a sweet 95 minutes. Yeah.
00:05:46
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Could have been 92. We didn't need the scene at the very end, but it's fine. I can get it under 90, I bet. Because like there's times where this cop is reading, and it's just like a five-second hold on his face, like giving perplexed looks like, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
00:06:02
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Cut that. There's a bunch of things you could... Let me get it right out of the way. There's rape scenes. ah At least one rape scene and one almost. and And other implied ones. And a lot of implied. They could have all been implied. They go a little bit too deep for me.
00:06:16
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Yeah. Just start to show it. Imagine how hard she felt. this was I mean, the chick's doing great work, man. She's terrified. But like they're they're doing like the, let me undress you. Let me kiss you. Let me hold on this shot for a good 30 seconds. like Yeah. We get it Oh, I have a feeling it's good to the let's get to the butt kicking.
00:06:32
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I have a feeling it's because the director here, ah Godfrey Ho, or whose credit is Godfrey Hall in this because it's 1993 and we don't want to see a movie in America directed by and Asian. We weren't ready.
00:06:43
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So Godfrey Ho mostly directed. So he's known kind of in bad movie circles as the Ed Wood of Hong Kong. And he directed really bad movies.
00:06:53
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And they were mostly like cut and paste, Z-grade type movies where you'd take footage from other movies. You shoot some stuff with your Americans so you can have your Americans in your movie because that sells.
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And then you just take a bunch of footage from other movies. And now instead of you have the budget for one movie, but you just made four. I get that. But also I didn't never knew there was Z-grade movie. That's information I didn't know. There's 26 letters in the alphabet, and they all have a grade. 26 grades of movies? Yeah. this Well, this is A+. plus Which nobody can see. Whoa.
00:07:24
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It's probably his most well-known one. Ninja Terminator. Did he just pull this out of his ass? ah Close. I turned around, and he had it in his hand. Yes, this movie, Ninja Terminator, is probably his most well-known one. discs?
00:07:35
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ah Two discs. Well, two cases. Two, but they're girthy. The Uninvited Guest of the Star Fairy is the movie that he stole this movie from. It's just AI making up names. Yeah, it is.
00:07:49
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But, I mean, let me just read off some. You won't know these movies, but I'm going to read off some of these names so you get an idea of what this guy's doing. ah So Robo Vampire, oo which by the way, just has RoboCop right on the cover.
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um Ninja the Protector, Ninja Champion, Black Ninja, Ninja Thunderbolt, Ninja Squad, Ninja Dragon, and Ninja, colon, the American Warrior. So this is- Black Ninja's the one for me. This is not, this is about Babysitters, right?
00:08:17
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Yes. He does exclusively movies. Actually, all of those are adaptations of the Babysitters Club. That's that's sort that's what figured. That's what I was thinking. yeah As soon as started talking, was like i know the source material. Babysitters Club. Yep.
00:08:28
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Is this loosely based on Dunstan Checks In? The other way around. This came first. Oh, sorry. Dunstan Checks In, the graphic novel. The ah well-known graphic novel by Frank Miller. Alan Moore.
00:08:41
Speaker
Dunstan Checks In. Dude, I would read that You know you fucking would. I have no idea who you guys are talking about. Alan Moore. I mean, like Watchmen. ah a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. The movies made from his stuff is are typically not good, but his graphic novels are very good.
00:08:59
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I don't think I've seen Watchmen. got three hours to kill? I think that's why Derek is like, oh, it's too long. not Another night. It's a lot it's almost like a scene-for-scene adaptation of a graphic novel, which people loved and hated.
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just It goes to show you're never going to make people happy. The reason people don't like the movie is because the ending has changed, but I think the ending makes sense in given the what's going on in that movie yeah versus what's going on in the comic book, but that's discussion for that episode. Yeah, we need three hours for that podcast.
00:09:26
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That's not today. but So this was, the guy who came up with the story for this was Tai Yim, who was also the choreographer, martial arts choreographer, and owned Action Star Productions, who produced this movie, and he cast all people from his kung fu school.
00:09:44
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Mostly shows. that's pretty dope. Yeah. It mostly shows. I mean, we made a lot of connections between this and Miami Connection. Yeah. This is, i don't want to say it's a better movie. It is. It is a better acted movie.
00:09:56
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It is a better production of a movie.
Martial Arts and Humor
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I did grab. There's not a lot of behind the scenes on this one. Oh, yeah. I did grab two ah reviews off Letterboxd, the highest and lowest ones I could find.
00:10:08
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um And I want to bring it up now because you said Miami Connection. So this five star one that also gave a little heart. from Michael X. Core. He used to be Michael Core.
00:10:19
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Says, totally fucking bonkers. Michael Cole. An extended episode of Law & SVU set in Miami Connection featuring not Tommy Wiseau with a mullet doing kung fu serial killing. That's a pretty good one. That's pretty fucking accurate. That's pretty good one. Tommy Wiseau wishes he could act like this. don't know who that is. The Room. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark. She hasn't seen The Room. We've had this discussion, too.
00:10:42
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Yeah, because always think you're playing the bald Russian from Barry. Oh, that's right. We've got to watch The Room. It's not going episode because it's too on the nose, I think. it's It's like the Holy Grail. If we tried to do an episode of that, we would melt our faces. It's kind of like when we tried to do Hot Fuzz.
00:10:58
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No, different than that. The Room is kind of the movie that made people start liking bad movies ironically again. Yeah. The Room is kind of why they have film festivals for shit like that, I think.
00:11:10
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Okay. Okay. And then there's a half star review from Lil Movie Reviews. Uh, these bad actors are constantly covered in either ketchup or barbecue sauce. Either way, I'm dipping my fries in it.
00:11:21
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yeah Okay, so one star, maybe a little heart on there? Nope. Half star, no heart. They didn't like Half star? Half star. That doesn't sound... That comment doesn't sound like they didn't like It like they got ketchup on it, and I'm dipping it. and Like, I get it that it's cheap, but I like it.
00:11:36
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There was a lot of half star ones that were like... Like my half star review of the movie Champagne and Bullets that I've told you guys about and you've forgotten. No, no, Wingshauser's drunk and coked out the entire time. Yeah, there you go. Half star, but i also put a little heart on it. forget. Because it is everything about the, that is a half star movie. Everything about it is bad.
00:11:54
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The actors are bad. The production is bad. The cameras are bad. Everything terrible. Man, is he want to watch this movie? However, it is insanely fun to watch. All right. I'm pretty sure he's made me watch it already. ah what does Where does it compare to Catwoman and other other classics?
00:12:10
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It's better than Catwoman. Steel. Better than Catwoman? You gave it a half a star? Catwoman did get a full star, so I guess I should go back and change that. Yeah. But Catwoman didn't get a heart. It did for me.
00:12:21
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now that use That's hard to hear thinking. It could be both. It could be both. And then the writers on this didn't do a whole lot. There's a guy named Robert Vassar, and this is the only thing he only credit he has.
00:12:33
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And then Steve Harper, who... Later on, ended up doing a bunch of TV. He's a producer and writer on Stargirl and Tracker and some other stuff that's more recent. I love Tracker. I love Tracker. don't know what that It's some Amazon Prime show.
00:12:47
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It's a guy who's a Tracker. He was- I guess he was in the military. He got out. Now he's got a No, he was His father was insane and made them live off the grid and taught them how to live off the world. Much better than I thought.
00:13:00
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and like live off of where you're at and learn how to track and he now is rewardist quote unquote where he sees the rewards and he like helps find these people find the missing person i really fucking love it answer the important question does he got a dog he does not in fact have a dog that'll be the next season and he has a trailer that he pulls with a really big truck so we did talk about how the acting in this movie sucks Yeah, mostly.
00:13:29
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Some of it, it's way better than Miami Connection. The acting is way better. Some it is. No, no, she's right. The acting is way better, which is maybe why i like Miami Connection more, because it's stupider and funnier. You mean like at the end when that guy's like, should we enroll in college?
00:13:43
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I already enrolled you. When I enroll you, it's in a great enroll-off of fucking 93. But I guess Cynthia Rothrock said in an interview that I definitely watched um that some of the co-stars had difficulty remembering their lines, surprisingly.
00:13:58
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So there were sometimes portions of dialogue written ah written down and taped to her forehead for the other actors. How, ah what's his name? Oh, how about Robert Duvall in Godfather?
00:14:10
Speaker
So this movie starts in therapy, as it as an action movie should. Where I'm going to end up after this. Which, it's a psychologist that she's talking to, not a psychiatrist. Psychiatrists write you prescriptions. They can, they don't if I ask them.
00:14:27
Speaker
I went to all three of those professionals, and none of them gave me a prescription. Never got drugs. of jerks. You also didn't talk to them. Well, they should've given me drugs to make me talk. Oh, you went full Good Will Hunting?
00:14:37
Speaker
yeah Just waiting for them to talk first? yeah Yeah. Because like Good Will Hunting, I was smarter than them. So I actually know, I actually, because I read the same book. It was a book from Dean Kuntz. I think it was called Fear. I was reading a book at the time yeah where I just finished a book. Where the psychologist is drugging and raping their patients and murdering them.
00:14:56
Speaker
Oh, he wasn't drugging him. He was implanting like shit in their minds so that when they were at home, he could sneak in. Yeah, sleep while he had sex with them and make them see while there's semen in their pants, panties and stuff.
00:15:08
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um man I remember the ah swallowing of the time. So you don't talk to psychiatrists is what I learned from reading Dean Coutts. I can't use that as a guideline. That's not a fucking benchmark.
00:15:19
Speaker
Well, Anna is talking to a psychiatrist. Good for her. Anna, I don't have the actor who played her because she's not an actor. We're not going to get a lot of actor names here. No, i have a couple because I have the people who did things. know one.
00:15:32
Speaker
I know one. Cynthia Rothrock. Yes. Stole it before you got there. We have Jennifer Simmons is the psychiatrist, played by Donna Jason. ah She was also in Honor and Glory, which I think they probably made it the same time as this, because most of these actors were also in Honor and Glory, directed by Godfrey Hodes, starring Cynthia Rothrock. So maybe they were doing that Z-grade thing. Yeah, like shooting two movies at the same time kind of thing.
00:15:54
Speaker
That's one I have not seen, so I don't know. right, turn the blazer inside out. You're somebody else That's going be confusing. Nope, you just... Cynthia, it was not for her at least, maybe for the other people, but she was used to shooting movies in Hong Kong. Yeah. Not even multiples. You didn't even have a script in Hong Kong action movies. You just showed up because they were going to dub you. No matter what language you were speaking, you going dub you. yeah. You'd just say random shit to each other. So the director would just be like, okay, talk.
00:16:18
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And she's like, so say what? He's like, anything. Anything you want. I need to go shopping today. Yeah, she'd just sit there and talk. And then the people would talk back to her in Mandarin or Cantonese or Italian whatever their language was. We did reverse here. was watching this documentary about hip-hop and kung-fu.
00:16:34
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And like the kung-fu movies that we got here had great scripts. like There's one where Bruce Lee was talking to somebody about avenging his brother's death. But when he gets here, they dubbed it. and it's like, I'm thinking about having a steak. And he walks out of the room. It's like, man, that's a very different scene. Yeah.
00:16:48
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Well, they would have a script eventually, but the actors on see on set did not have scripts. Right. So they were just so she was used to just like, OK, I say some words and then I'm fighting this guy. Yeah. So, you know, it's fine.
00:17:00
Speaker
But yeah, this lady was also in some still silk stockings. Of course. Who wasn't? Oh, that's what we should do for Latchkivids. I don't know, man. I thought about that. We throw a couple episodes. right. We got cherry pick good episodes then. All right. Who's watching all seasons to find out which are the good ones?
00:17:16
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was going to say, I think I know someone that volunteer as tribute. And she's talking about her husband, Paul, slash Stingray. We find out about 82 minutes into this movie. We're just going to call Stingray because that's a better name than Paul. It's a really cool, fear-inducing name.
00:17:31
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ah Who's played by a guy named Don Nayam? who was also in a movie with Don the Dragon Wilson, oo ah called Out for Blood. And he was in something that looks like softcore porn called The Adventures of Justine.
00:17:44
Speaker
Justine, Justine. There you go, folks.
00:17:50
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ah Trigger words. She's talking about how Paul will fight. he He does these fights. He'll fight anywhere, any ring. She's like, they do death matches? i don't know what that is. and I'm like, well, like and said I could guess.
00:18:00
Speaker
I have an hypothesis. OK, go on. Hypothesis? Yeah, hypothesis? Hypothesis? No, she has hypotheses. She has more. She has more than one. I have a menopause. Can I hear your multiply hypotheses? Okay.
00:18:14
Speaker
They die. Okay. Okay. ah what what What makes you think that? so ah Maybe it's match. Is it the word match? No. Match. Okay, so you're thinking maybe they strike a match and get lit on fire? Yes. Okay. Okay. Oh, fire? Now, what's the part death mean? Like death? We got match. Is it sleeping?
00:18:30
Speaker
Death. Okay. Or beauty. Sleeping beauty. Sleeping beauty. Sleeping beauty. We got it. now it's an It's a nap contest. It's a nap off. Where they light sleeping beauty on fire. Yep. They see who can stay the prettiest when they stay when they take a sleep. And then if you wake up ugly, they light you on fire.
00:18:46
Speaker
yeah Well, you know who wins? Oh, would watch that. You know who wins? The guy from Long Kiss Goodnight that got lit on fire and thrown out of a helicopter. Yes, wins. Yeah, he always wins. He was beautiful. He was amazing. And he was on fire for a while. He really wanted to be there.
00:18:58
Speaker
On fire, yes. So the psychiatrist Simmons is like, right, you've got to leave this dude. Probably good advice does lead to the rest of the events of this movie. The only thing that fucks up is the fucking letter mentions my psychiatrist was right. You should have been like, I'm leaving you. Well, actually, luckily, the letter mentioning the psychiatrist is what leads to the end of this movie. Otherwise, this guy would have just kept killing people because these cops cold on the trail the whole time. What? They don't even. The main cop, Nick, Nick DeMarco, doesn't even. Nick DeMarco.
00:19:27
Speaker
Doesn't even. put together that all the women victims look similar until the psychiatrist shows up and tells him. That's true. She was only there out of the goodwill. She's like, I might be able to help. Well, because she was, they were at Karen's funeral.
00:19:40
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We'll get there. Karen's very important. He did say, he's like, they all have red hair and wear flower dresses. She said that to him. Yeah, she's like, if you didn't know any better, you'd think they're related. and He's like, yeah, I caught that, too. i'd I totally saw that when I was looking at pictures. I think blinked at that point.
00:19:53
Speaker
I definitely noticed they were all related. i thought of that before you said it. I have a question. yeah What is the psychiatrist's office mailing? A bill? No, you pay when you're there. We're talking 93. We're talking 93, dude. Yeah, they're sending you a bill or a receipt.
00:20:09
Speaker
Something for your insurance? Yep. That's back when insurance was still covered. It would go to the insurance, not you. Well, something for you to give. I don't know. It depends on what your phobia is. Maybe they're mailing you ants to try and like get you over your fear of bugs, dude. Like, oh my god, it's an envelope of ants.
00:20:24
Speaker
That's the worst thing that's going to happen to you today, so it's OK. I don't know. i'm not a therapist. I'm now going to. think need therapy. I think I'm now going to mail him an envelope of the ants and see what happens. If you put the queen in there, the rest of the ants are just going trail from your house to my house. so Well, the way the post office works these days, those ants will be dead.
00:20:45
Speaker
I know. My friend- She'll take three weeks to get to My friend ordered chicks, like, chick, chick, chick, chicks. Oh, I thought meant like a mail order. Mail order brides? No, it was like 200 chicks or whatever.
00:20:56
Speaker
Damn, that's a lot of mail order brides. Yeah. The chicks sat inside the warehouse for two fucking days, unfed, unwatered. They all died the next day he got them. This is why don't- This guy kind of came close.
00:21:08
Speaker
Yeah, this guy in the movie comes close to murdering 200 chicks. Yeah, sorry. No, that's okay. That's why I have a staunch um a big stance against mailing chickens. always I always have.
00:21:19
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Something I've been staunchly against, mailing chickens. Pro-ance. Pro-mailing ants, anti-mailing chickens. Just so we know where I'm at. So we are introduced to Nick DeMarco, our hero what cop. Sure.
00:21:32
Speaker
He looks like Danny Russo. Looks like Bradley Pooper. What's his name? Daniel LaRusso? Yeah. Ralph Macchio? Yes, Ralph Macchio. It's like if Ralph Macchio got taller and older. Got muscles and forgot to shave his eyebrows. It looks like if Ralph Macchio wasn't really an Italian. I'm sure this guy is, but he doesn't look it.
00:21:50
Speaker
His real name is John Miller. He doesn't look like a DeMarco. he's He's from ah Wisconsin. Oh, okay. But this guy is also kind of an actor. Miller from Wisconsin, I like it.
00:22:03
Speaker
He was also in Honor and Glory. Shocker. he was a detective in like 20-something episodes of Homicide, Life on the Streets. Never did solve the case. Never heard of that. or work You've heard of it.
00:22:14
Speaker
Because we talked about it on Cop Rock. Sure have. Latchkey Vids. Remind me. All right, I just did. Prove it. Play the episode. Play the episode.
00:22:26
Speaker
But he interrupts this robbery. These two goons are going to run this robbery. Two goons are robbing this. So get to the most important day. yeah And as they throw a kid across the fucking bodega. the guy The guy has his gun at the cashier and this little kid comes up he's like, can I buy this soda?
00:22:41
Speaker
just want to pay for this. So do the last time the house kid. And he just fucking launches this kid across the fucking room. Yeah. Awesome. It's it's very awesome. And we find out he's a cop because he comes in, starts breaking this up. says One of the guys says, suck my dick, jerk off. Or no, he says, suck my dick. And then DeMarco pulls out his gun, puts it to the guy's dick and says, suck this, jerk off.
00:23:05
Speaker
I can't suck that. If I could suck my own dick, I mean, I wouldn't be here. Dude, this dude had chompers, like really fucked up teeth, but it really good for, but what did you say? I don't think they were fucked up teeth if for a piranha. It looks like they're really good teeth for ripping flesh from a bone of yeah maybe a still living creature.
00:23:23
Speaker
Yes. Maybe a man. Maybe a man. I don't know. yeah's Or well man. How do you take your pork right now? I can tear into that flesh. I got it. And then we finally meet Christy Jones, played by Cynthia Rothrock. Woo!
00:23:40
Speaker
who's in movies that everybody's seen. Like a sexy Bette Midler. You know what? she was in ah One of her first movies was called Yes, Madam, and she's also in there with Michelle Yao.
00:23:51
Speaker
Okay. Very young Michelle Yao because this is mid-80s. I've actually seen this one with him. I'm not surprised you've seen it. You remember it? I do remember seeing Michelle Yao. I don't think he... He probably told me I wasn't listening, but I was like, oh, my God, is that Agent May?
00:24:05
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du Look what we're getting. That's not aging me. Oh, yeah. We are getting Derek so much exercise. It's Fingers Everywhere, Anywhere, right? Yeah. Fingers Everywhere, Anywhere is definitely the is definitely the fucking porn parody.
00:24:19
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Fingers Everything, Everywhere, All at Once. Here, let me pass it to him so he can see. Anytime ah Derek, we do a ah Cynthia Rothrock movie, Derek just gets so much fucking exercise from reaching around and grabbing all these movies.
00:24:34
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and then she also did a series of movies called Tiger Claw. And I'm only mentioning that one because that has Bolo Young. Oh, nice. The villain. The first one, he's the villain. Who fuck is Young? The second one, he helps. Chun-Li from Bloodsport.
00:24:45
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Chinese Hercules. Oh, with a smile. Kumite. Kumite. No, he doesn't smile. Well, like, he had really pretty teeth. I don't know, man. he He can get a creepy smile. He had really pretty teeth, right?
00:24:57
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um don't know about that. You'll know him. You know him. Yeah, you would know him if you saw him. Derek is going to be talking about that again, or talking about him again when he does Double Impact on the collaboration we got this month. Ooh, who are we collaborating with? I will be on B Action podcast talking about Double Impact with Dustin, Charlie, and Mickey.
00:25:15
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Hashtag jealous. um Dustin will be on with us next week talking about Deep Blue Sea. Ooh, I'm excited. And Mickey is the one who does the voice for our intro and outro for the month of action. He's got a great movie. We have somebody with a great movie voice.
00:25:29
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I don't think I'm as good as him. If you listen to their podcast, that's kind of just what he talks like, but he just adds a little gruff to it. he's doing voice They said it. He's got velvety pipes. Velvety pipes.
00:25:41
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But she is a member of the Red Dragon Gang. He silky pipes. have what? Silky pipes. Oh, I said sucky. I was like, oh, no. Would I ever say something so mean to you?
00:25:51
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ah um I might deserve it. Hey, guys. I don't want to sound needy here. I'm needy. But we have a Patreon at Patreon.com. And I know times are hard right now. Real hard for me.
00:26:03
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Inflation's up. no You can't afford your groceries. Can't eat. We're not we're not begging. I'm begging. We're not pleading. I'm pleading. We're not down on our knees. Oh, boy. i mean my My knees hurt. They've been on the um but on so long.
00:26:15
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But we do kind of need the money. I need the money bad. We need new equipment. any New equipment. We need to do remote podcasts for all of you. wouldn't mind eating. We need to have video. I wouldn't mind eating.
00:26:28
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00:26:40
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I'll send you pictures. yeah Thank you guys. Thank you so much. Please give me patreon.com. I'm being held hostage here slash worst people. I don't pay my way out of here. They're going to kill me. But she's a member of the red dragon gang because this is one of those worlds.
00:26:54
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in movies where you have gangs made up of five to seven people who all dress alike and do martial arts to each other. But this is a gang I can get behind, though, because they don't seem to be robbing and stealing.
00:27:07
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They just fight each other. They just fight each other. It's a rumble club. We do find out later on that the the maniacs, Lee, or no, that's rico Lee is from the the Eagles. the They're attacking women in parks and stuff. So they're still roughing them. is.
00:27:20
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Yeah. Yeah. Because they have women in their gang. A very sexy woman. Oh yeah, they show her a bunch. But the the main thing these gangs do is get together and street fight each other for the enjoyment of three Italian gentlemen. you know when The Italian gentlemen are just there to hold the bet.
00:27:38
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Yeah. That's it. Because when they later in the movie, when he's like, we're not doing this, they take a cut. Yeah. And then hand the stack back. So just like, we're just here to hold the bet, dude. We don't care. um They're like, you guys can't have street fights where you're gambling and we're not getting some money out yeah we need taste. Italians.
00:27:54
Speaker
Better Street Fighter movie than Street Fighter? Yeah, because almost everything is. Yeah, 100% better. Because Street Fighter doesn't have any street fights. It has basement fights. Yeah. It base fights. It has fights, but it has no, there's almost zero one-on-one actual fights on the street.
00:28:12
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Yeah. This is all fights on the street. there are Much like Lionel. Or in an alley. There are more rockets and guns in Street Fighter movies than there are street fights. Yes. Yes. There's a tank with cocaine missiles Oh no, I'm almost out, bust off one of my tubes of cocaine We're gonna take over Chateau Lou kicks this guy's ass And makes 600 bucks whoop Not bad for a day's work Easy money And $93,600? Fuck yeah.
00:28:38
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That's right, dude. I don't have the calculator in front of me, but I'm to say $14 million. dollars Yeah, it's probably about $14.5. I just don't care enough to look. If the juice is running. But the police show up.
00:28:49
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It's Nick and his partner, who we find out when he dies is named Mike. Oh, yeah okay. He had a name. Yeah. I just kept writing partner. oh he did. He did add when they were DeMarco's training and doing whatever. And then partner has the sticks.
00:29:06
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Right. And then chief comes in and is like, Mike, why are you here? He says DeMarco, what are you doing here? I thought you'd be on the serial killer case. So they don't say... Also, talk about the chief, it will be the Southern lawyer.
00:29:18
Speaker
Yes. Because he's almost right there. What are you doing on this case? There are women out there dying, son. Out here stroking your sticks. That single mother with the 13 children that just got robbed, you ignore them until we find this serial killer. She can get other kids. She shouldn't have 13 of them. That's too many. Well, you got to send the hood. Well, she was only 30. That's way too many.
00:29:41
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um We meet Karen, who's Christie's sister. Basically, the gang just comes to get her so she can get Karen out of jail because she's a nice little preppy kid. All you got to do is have a preppy sibling and you didn't commit the crime.
00:29:53
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Yeah. Like, oh, how could she's wearing a leather jacket, but look at the sister. um and she goes to college. In the interview with Cynthia Rothrock. So I read that this girl left because she didn't get paid.
00:30:05
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So you would leave. Yeah. In the interview with Cynthia Rothschild, she was talking about how she had to do the death scene where she's crying and the body wasn't there when they have like the close up on her face. The girl wasn't laying there.
00:30:15
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So it's Godfrey Ho doing this thing that apparently he does to actors all the time where he just puts his hand there and he's like, talk to my hand. And he just does like a little thing. ahll He'll do it in every any scene where he's like talk to my hand and he'll just move his hand Somebody heard that was a talk to the hand like that What year is this 93 we're getting close to talk to the hand. Yeah, we are That's where clueless got it. i don't know if they say that I'll find out on Saturday when I get my blu-ray or my 4k finally I love that movie Christie is getting interrogated by
00:30:48
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cop DeMarco and I just love like yeah he is so bad and she's a little better she's a lot better she's just not good well the thing is i love her movies they're very fun I've watched a lot of them but she never gets better at acting but here she is so much better than everybody else that you don't notice that it's yeah yeah it's your Lama's effect absolutely If you watch her in some of some of the Hong Kong movies, she's good too.
00:31:17
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But like ah most of her American movies, she's just bad. But course she didn't get better. I mean, you talked about the Hong Kong ones having no script. How are going to get better when someone says, talk to my aunt? She's going to get dubbed over anyway. She's going to talk to a fucking naked puppet.
00:31:30
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And then she's known for her kicks, punches, and jumps. Like that's what she does. yeah Yeah, I know. She did have a stunt person in this one. There was two scenes. There was definitely a stunt person for her.
00:31:40
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Because that was not her butt. That's how Whitney could tell. Nothing else. Like, Whitney was like, that ain't the... I didn't see a left butt-dumple. It was a man's butt. Yeah, without a butt dimple.
00:31:53
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But like his thing here is, like I want to know the names of all the people in the gangs and the people who but to put together the fights. And she's like, fights? Was there a fight? i didn't see fight. didn't a fight. Weird. Prove it, Coppa. Yeah, because cops didn't see a fight. They just saw people in leather jackets and chains running away. And money. She had $600. But, like, dude, this is is tips. i gotta to put my i I've been saving my tips. I need to go get a money order. no Karen needs them special shoes, man. I've got to get my sister special shoes so she can walk around to classes.
00:32:19
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Yes, because she is putting her sister through college with her street fighting money, her blood money. Her sister's becoming a doctor off of blood money, like many doctors. This is a trope I love in movies where it's like,
00:32:31
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I'm going to scrimp and save, but you have to finish school no matter what. Because if it was me. Because she's the older sister. But if it was me and like one of my siblings is like, I ain't going to college. like, cool, dude. Want to give me a beer? I'm not going talk you out of It's your life. She's definitely the older sister, by the way.
00:32:46
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Because like when they arrest people, like ah with the gang members say, like oh, she wasn't fighting. They just arrested everybody under 30. I looked it up. She's 35. Yeah. Yeah. yeah But she's gonna go to college once her sister finishes.
00:32:58
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Well, only because you can open enroll anybody into college. But she's not portraying 35 year old No, she's portraying someone under 30. 29 and a half. I mean, she looks almost exactly the same right now and she's like 69 or some shit.
00:33:11
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When is her birthday? Well, looked it up earlier. I don't actually know it off the top my head. He checks his, he rolls up his sleeve for his Cynthia Rothrock tattoo. I'm not that weird. Let me check my Cynthia Rothrock tattoo. It says here she's born April 4th. March 8th, 1957. Oh, you were so close. wasn't that far off.
00:33:26
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Yeah, so she's like 68 right now. Still looks exactly the same almost. 68? Yeah. Dang. We shall celebrate her 69th birthday. You said March 8th when?
00:33:38
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years before my mom. It's not weird, dude. Hey, mommy, I want to play. of Stingray ahhu comes home to his wife, Anna, ah who's cooking steak.
00:33:48
Speaker
Kind of. Well, she's cooking it the way he likes it. Half? Garbage. One-sided. Garbage. I'm going to set a scene real quick. Dirty stovetop. disgusting high-walled pan where they are just pan-frying a T-bone steak.
00:34:04
Speaker
On one side, you fry it to Bolivia. The other side, raw. Yeah. Well, it wasn't supposed to be fried as much on the one side, except for that he comes in and ah sexually assaults his wife. yeah that's all right all right that's what overcooked it yeah so it was on there for the extra 45 seconds that took it was kind of an awkward time when we are watching this grape scene and the subtitles say meat sizzling yes i get it i get it but we gotta this is not helping set the tone well and also didn't help that it was parentheses and a sobbing right underneath it parentheses sizzling can we break those up a little bit
00:34:41
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But he does say the name of the movie here because he comes in. She's like, how was your fight? He's like, kick this fucking ass. I'm undefeatable. that that it And we're what, like 10 minutes in? Maybe.
00:34:51
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78 minutes into the podcast. I'm sorry, guys.
00:34:59
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But if we do get his weirdness here. He's like, come on, mommy. I want to play. And he starts like having sex with his wife against her will while thinking about murdering the guy he just murdered in the ring. While muttering, don't leave me, mommy.
00:35:11
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Yeah. Don't leave me, mommy. While thinking about this man's teeth and blood flying out of his mouth. Yeah. Yeah. it's It's a normal Thursday. It's good bloody Yeah. And when it ends up, when the blood's not the rain the whole thing ends, because we're not going to talk, obviously, about that, he grabs his steak and Doesn't flip it, just throws it on the plate and goes to town on it. I mean, in Pittsburgh, there's a black and blue where you get really thick, cold steak. Yeah, it's charred on the outside and raw, like in the middle.
00:35:40
Speaker
Well, they are in Pennsylvania somewhere. there we go. There we go. It's delicious. It was just a really thin, shitty steak. Yeah, can make me a black and blue. Oh, it's all black and no blue. Well, that sucks. Oh, it is black and blue. It's black on one side, blue on the other.
00:35:53
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It's red. And then he goes and meets his manager, Lou, played by Michael Sinclair Walter. And I told you guys while we were watching this that this guy is kind of a welcome back. i don't understand the kind of. You are you aren't.
00:36:07
Speaker
So he is. I kind of lost my virginity. But I couldn't tell you. Well, I've heard that. I couldn't tell you who he played because he was stuntman in the Dungeon Master.
00:36:18
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Which you and I watched, Jack. Yeah, so he is a welcome back. Yeah. We just don't know how. mostly did stunts. The only movie I recognized... He's one of the henchmen for, was it martin Richard Moll?
00:36:29
Speaker
ah Possibly, yeah yeah. Or just one of the people in a skeleton suit. Uh-huh. Because those guys weren't skinny. They weren't skeletons. They were all buff dudes in skeleton attire. Man, that skeleton's been here for a long time, and it's eaten.
00:36:42
Speaker
But, like, the only movie I recognized from his acting, besides this one, was another one i would... like to talk about one day called metal storm colon the destruction of Jared sin. You saying that 3d feel like we've said it again. I've mentioned it before. I've mentioned it before. Okay.
00:36:59
Speaker
Many years ago. Okay. But I've mentioned it. It's a name you don't forget, you know? Yeah, exactly. What name are we talking about? Metal Storm. Metal Storm. The destruction of Jared Sin.
00:37:10
Speaker
3D. Jared Sin. That's what we will never forget. Sin. 3D. 3D. 3D. Okay. It's Jared hyphen S-Y-N. Metal Storm would great name for a band. Oh. we Yeah, because we thought he would be in a band. I do remember that conversation.
00:37:25
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ah But he mostly did stunts, and he did stunts for a lot of big movies, or at least movies that we like. I wrote down ones that I recognize. He did stunts in The Avengers, ah Roadhouse, Major Pain, City Slickers 2. Fuck yeah. ah Triple X, State of the Union. Yeah.
00:37:41
Speaker
So he's doing stunts all the way up. I think he stopped, but the Avengers was on the late end. He did some in Thor. Once he figured out what stunts were, he's like, so me to wear this green fucking suit and just somersault around a pad?
00:37:52
Speaker
Fuck yourself. This sucks. I got into the business when you were lighting me on fire and throwing me in a car and pushing me off a cliff. ah It's a little cold in here. Can you guys light me on fire? We can get you a robe. ah what? You're not going to just light me on fire to keep me warm?
00:38:05
Speaker
That sounds ridiculous. I'm gonna light you on fire. But he is he is Stingray's agent for these death matches, because apparently you have an agent for that. Sure. Well, his are higher end. Yeah. like Cynthia Rothrock doesn't need an agent. She's she's small fry. Yeah, because these are being planned. He's like, we got a big fight next month against the the guys from Philly. Uh-huh.
00:38:25
Speaker
And his are actually in a ring. Yeah. So. Much like all the movies we were talking about. Bloodsport. Yeah, there you go. Best of the best also.
00:38:35
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Never Surrender. Although Best of the Best, they weren't supposed to be death. It was Bolo Young in Best of the Best. think he was. i think he's the guy who kills the dude at the beginning. Yeah. It's been a while. like It's been a long time. I'm trying to get the bleeps to watch that.
00:38:50
Speaker
Watch all four of them. I'm trying get the bleeps to watch that one. Okay, well, at least watch the first two. Okay. Because they both have Eric Roberts. Okay. After that, the lead actor is replaced with, he's in all of them, the Philip Lamb or something. Yeah.
00:39:02
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Yeah, i'll I'll stay for the Roberts. All I know is Best the Best Four has him with a gun, and I was like, i don't know what that's about. This movie's about people kicking. Yeah, I don't want to. It's just kick, kick, punch, punch. AABB? So Paula ends up heading home. Stingray, sorry.
00:39:17
Speaker
Get it. Put a little respect on Stingray's name, dude. Stingray heads home with some flowers for Anna, but i gone. Irises, baby. They are irises, which comes into play later, and is very important for the way he kills people.
00:39:29
Speaker
Yeah. It's how he kind of caught. didn't even make that. But like irises and eyes? No, eyeballs and irises. Oh, I didn't make that connection. That's what saying. it till this time. and This is the fourth time i've seen this movie.
00:39:40
Speaker
I think it's this like serial killer thing. You take the eyes out because it's... A trope? A trophy? It's that, but like you I don't want... you know You don't have my mom's eyes, but I want to keep pretending you're my mom.
00:39:50
Speaker
So if I cut your eyes out, I can pretend your mommy. My mom or my wife, whoever he's pretending they are. oh, man, he's like, ah you can't see me misbehaving if you have no eyes. Mommy told me to be a good boy. And if you see me, you're going to tell her I'm boy. thought it was just because this dude has the craziest eyes that anybody has ever had. He's judging. He's like, are your eyes as big as my mine? No.
00:40:11
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no Because this guy is not a good actor, which we see right here when he's walking around. He's like, I am home now. You can hear his inner monologue. Left foot, right right foot left foot, right foot. But when he snaps right here, it does get good. Because he, well, first of all, when he's walking around like, hey, Anna, are you home?
00:40:31
Speaker
I brought you some flowers. I'm hungry. If you're not here, I'm going to break your fucking neck. Excuse me? What was that last one? You started sweet, but then you ended with something kind of a little ominous. But then he reads this goodbye letter where she sells out the psychiatrist. Dear John, I wish your name was John. It would make this letter a lot easier.
00:40:49
Speaker
And he has a hissy fit where he tosses all the shit around the kitchen. Should have just flipped the fucking table. You got to add to the runtime. yeah we Why? Can't be under 90 minutes. 90 minutes is the golden number. 90 minutes for direct-to-video.
00:41:01
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That's why those long cuts that I was talking about, like those long shots, that's why they exist. Yeah, we're a little short. Just keep on him reading. Exactly. Also, based on the other things I read about Godfrey Ho's movies, which I'm not super familiar with, I've seen the two. um You talk like this is like his his real name. This is like his real movie.
00:41:19
Speaker
Like this is the movie he made. That's a movie. OK, because all the other ones are just paint pasted together bullshit. Yeah. Guerrilla warfare of movies. um But he he has a hissy fit and then a flashback to his parents.
00:41:30
Speaker
These are the worst parents in the world, by the way, arguing. Obviously, it's like a stepdad or something. Yeah, but mom's boyfriend, he came in, and he's like, look, dude, know that. Or even it could be the real dad, because he's like, well, if you're going to choose this kid over me, then I'm fucking out of here.
00:41:43
Speaker
like you Like, it's just a shitty dad who's like, well, I'm sure we had the kid, but like, well, because obviously then we don't see it here, but the mom left, obviously. So that's what fucked this kid And that's why he's only punishing women. He's like, the dad, but it's like the boyfriend was just doing whatever. Mom's one that left me.
00:41:57
Speaker
Yeah, exactly. i never had a dad. I was hatched in a church. um Yeah, because he's the exact quote is, I have second place to him. If I have to have second place to him, then I'm gone. yeah like Yeah. He's a child.
00:42:10
Speaker
It's blood. He was like 13. He's still a child. They can't work. It's not 1904 in Philadelphia. Child labor laws, man, ruining this country. It's 1981 in Philadelphia. Oh, he gets sawmill.
00:42:24
Speaker
He gets sawmill in the 80s. Yeah. They didn't get child labor laws in Philadelphia. in pennsylvania until the 90s right yeah and then uh thanks to covid they were able to revert some of them back so yeah they had to get the kids to stop working because everybody could afford too many batteries for when they went to pirates games santa claus is coming to town get your fucking batteries Grease the poles and get your batteries.
00:42:46
Speaker
It's baseball season. But this is when he starts acting better because he's just acted crazy the whole time, but it's not convincing. And here he has like his mental break from reality. Yeah. So that's when he's just like, he's sitting alone and he's like, mommy, don't leave.
00:42:59
Speaker
Take me with you. I love you, mommy. Oh, listening to the pendant pocket watch music box. yeah yep it's an all-in-one thing and then he takes the fucking colored hairspray that kids used in the and turns into rufio somebody watched this it was like oh that's a good concept except for the eyeball gouge and the rape thing we're on to something we should get a kid do that skip the rape skip the eyeball well we'll think about the eyeball gouging depends on who directs spielberg okay skip the eyeball gouging and make him asian i'm excited for next month
00:43:34
Speaker
I'm excited for any time that's not now. I'm excited for next month. It might be better. It won't be. So he starts going out and attacking ladies who kind of look like Anna. Red-ish hair. Yeah, red-ish. Flower print dresses.
00:43:47
Speaker
Petite, young. But this first one he attacks, he goes up. First of all, it's this this woman and this guy go into their car in a parking lot. And he just starts throwing ice at them. Which is the funniest way to assault somebody. Yeah. You get a little too horny with my girl, dude. Especially because like he throws ice at him and the boyfriend's like, going fucking take care of this. And he turns around and you see Sing Ray and he's just got his fingers in the ice cup and he just pulls them out and they're just dripping. And he's like, hi, Anna.
00:44:15
Speaker
What you doing with my girlfriend? Also, when we got to go. And they have a little they have a good pretty good fight. It's a pretty awesome little fight in the parking. The fights are great. That's the that's why I love these movies. Yeah, I'm not here for this behind it.
00:44:29
Speaker
That's why I'm like um I tried to write down some more stuff about the fights even though usually we skip that kind of stuff just like watch the movie. But that's why we're here. no yeah I mean, the cool part here is, I mean, every one of these, just about every one of these fights ends with a really fucking cool stunt.
00:44:41
Speaker
Like this one. This one, he plucks out this, Stingray plucks out this dude's eyes, kicks him off this parking garage, and it's a full-on real human being falling out of a parking garage onto the top of like a fucking 1992 Explorer. Exploder. Explorer, yeah. dude And then onto the ground. It's a good fucking like, oh, yeah, yeah it that is a dude's body hitting a car and then hitting the ground very hard. Yeah. Gravity high.
00:45:06
Speaker
There are no there are no paddings. Yeah. No no wires, no pads, no anything. like It's just a dude dropping out of a fucking yeah building. How are we going to this stunt?
00:45:17
Speaker
We're going to do this stunt. Well, that's that Hong Kong directing for you. They're like, hey, you want to fall off a three-story building? like Do I have to? Well, you want to be in this movie? If you don't want to do it, somebody here will.
00:45:28
Speaker
yeah So I'm getting it done. Yeah, there's another movie that she's in. She's not the star. It's Sammo Hung, of course, ah called Millionaire's Express. I think I talked about it before, but there's a part where a guy just straight up falls off a three-story building, like the roof of a three-story building into the dirt.
00:45:46
Speaker
And like you could tell they put a pit there of sand, but it's that's what it is. It's not like a pillow covered in sand or like ah an air air mattress. quick beach. But he's three stories down, just poof.
00:45:57
Speaker
I love that shit, man. And her friends from the gang show up. This is the least intimidating gang in the world, by the way. oh um These guys are like the jolliest dudes in the world. Take a bunch of happy dudes from a golf course and just throw leather jackets on them. Yep. Not tough. ah Most of them are wearing polos.
00:46:14
Speaker
Well, two of them are wearing polos. Two of them are wearing polos. One of them is wearing a Hawaiian shirt that I've seen Jack wear. believe that that is a gecko brand. Maybe MB. It matches the pants that Bear was driving.
00:46:26
Speaker
The fucking butafugo butafugo butafugo pants. It matches the pants that Bear was wearing. okay. It's a matching You wear it all together because you look like someone vomited on you. It's a matching set. Somebody wore it in, and they're like, all right, you get the top, you get the bottom.
00:46:40
Speaker
You're the Donald Duck, you're the Mickey Mouse. and But I'm a power tap. Not today. But they're like just letting her know she's got another fight set up, so we get more fighting soon. If you got the time, we got the bear.
00:46:52
Speaker
I could feel these guys watching this movie like, Why does Derek like this? This sucks. No, I had. Okay, it was like the second half is loaded with all the fights. Yeah, no, has like one and a half. I, much ah different than your wife, enjoy the bad acting. it's She says she doesn't like bad acting, but I see her watching CW shows all the time.
00:47:12
Speaker
When was the last time I watched a CW show? No, all this shit you watch is CW caliber. Nah. Caliber. Discovery of Witches. That show was awesome. i say Witches of Westerly.
00:47:25
Speaker
Whatever you were talking about earlier. yeah Wizards of Waverly plays? It was Disney show. I was like, wavy wizards. With that famous chef, Dom DeLuise. Who here has a child?
00:47:37
Speaker
um We do get a cut back to Paul. He has the lady from the garage all chained up. He's whipping her with chains. It's kind of going to be his M.O. throughout the movie. He's got thing. He's the a thing. um We find out at the crime scene where the the the boyfriend's body was found.
00:47:52
Speaker
The partner there, Mike, he's like, we got an idea on the body. You'll never believe this. It was Sung Kim. Whoa. And Nick Tamarco's like, what? The world karate champion, Sung Kim?
00:48:03
Speaker
You talking world-renowned Sung Kim? Holy shit. Just starting to call, guys, we got Sung Kim over here. Those construction workers know he I'm going to test a theory. Who's the current world karate champion?
00:48:15
Speaker
Sam Kim. ah Bad Boys Karate Mike Barnes. I don't know. Nobody actually knows. That's the thing. Who the fuck knows that? Ralph Macchio. I'm out. It's Johnny. Well, but in this town, in this universe, you fucking know. Yeah. You make it your business. Like like later on when ah Mike is like, I got tickets to the game. It's not a game. It's a karate match. It's a death match. Yeah.
00:48:37
Speaker
Well, they're cops. They don't watch death matches. they Oh, sorry. It's the squid games.
00:48:44
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don't think going watch a bunch of poor people die? Come on. Cops love doing that. They also find the girlfriend or the lady's body in a port-a-potty. It's really funny because they start out and it's like, Mike's like, I got to show you something else.
00:48:58
Speaker
And they start walking to this very large port-a-potty together. What are you going to do in there? i was like, are these cops about to go jerk each other off? Open the door. Oh, damn it, it's taken.
00:49:09
Speaker
But she's in there with her eyes plucked out, flowers on her body. was going to show you my NYPD blue balls.
00:49:17
Speaker
Sorry, I got really excited for the joke and my mouth wasn't ready for it. You got to say it, NYPD blue balls, go! Homicide, life on the streets. All homo. she didn't see in in but No, shit.
00:49:31
Speaker
Nope, never mind. I have one, but it's not right. And moving on.
00:49:38
Speaker
um NCIS. Ah, I love it. And then Christy goes to have another fight with this guy, Bear, who's apparently with the Jocks gang. aton mark And she even says, Jocks.
00:49:51
Speaker
right so they give these rules like no bats, no no knives, no blades, no guns, no nothing. Shoulder pads are allowed. Yeah. Because this guy comes in wearing shoulder pads. Well, the first guy had a chain wrapped around his body. He couldn't use it as a weapon. That was at least fashion, though.
00:50:06
Speaker
This is just like... did Did you just get off practice? that first guy was from ah the gang that, uh... Dia Paria. The was hanging out it in, in, uh... Parita Durango? Thank you. No, uh, Steel I was thinking of. Oh.
00:50:19
Speaker
The kid with the eye patch. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wasn't wearing a lot of purple, though, so he left the gang. Yeah, he left the gang, but he kept the chains. Invasion of the rock aliens. Oh, Pia Zadora.
00:50:31
Speaker
What did I say, Mia Padilla? I don't know. i got Parita Durango from whatever you tried to say. ah But I love how they explain the rules. Like, all right, dude, you fight until one of you put your hand on the floor.
00:50:41
Speaker
And then this guy does a three-point stance for a football Palm doesn't hit the floor. yeah Your hand touched the ground. yeah i'm so I'm just saying. yeah and It would have been a great thing. Like, brr, fight's over. Well, they hadn't not said go yet.
00:50:55
Speaker
He put his hand down, and then the guy blew the whistle or had a sexy lady wave a flag or something. This movie remains flawless. He flips coin behind. Oh, he flips a fucking coin. Oh, that's what it is. He 100% does, dude. He's all, and whoop. Go.
00:51:08
Speaker
This dude's wearing football pads. One of the guys in the gang is wearing like a Letterman jacket. Another one's just wearing a Steelers shirt. And the other two girls are cheerleaders. Yeah. So they're the jock gang.
00:51:19
Speaker
And the guy does it. This is when it goes full like street fighter or fighting game. They're all in their 50s, too, by the way. yeah We're going to go to college. This dude looks at her and goes, game time, rookie.
00:51:30
Speaker
Time to put you on injured reserve. Yes, I loved it. This is that when you're selecting your character on the character screen. As soon as you click him, that's what he says. Time to put you on the injured reserve. Or yeah they have like a fucking, what do you call it? A brag at the end, like a little. Yeah. Oh yeah. When you do the. When you win. Yeah. Yeah. When you win. Because Vega's like, I'm too pretty to lose. Yeah, exactly.
00:51:51
Speaker
He puts his fist up. He has a football ah out of nowhere, puts it up in the air and says, time to put you on the injured reserve. And I thought this game was gonna go extra innings. Ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha!
00:52:04
Speaker
I'm mixing metaphors. Ha ha ha ha! I was just like, there's no innings in football? jock! He's gonna have a baseball bat on his- it's an alternate skin. Hole in one. Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:52:15
Speaker
Wow. Gutterball. They have their little fight. They have their little fight. This dude's barely trying. He's trying to tackle her. He's trying to tackle her, and she's whooping his ass.
00:52:27
Speaker
She makes him kick a fucking metal pole. And whatever that sound, either they added in that sound or based on the budget this movie, they didn't. And he just kicked that fucking pole because it was loud. Yeah. Whitney audibly was like, ow.
00:52:39
Speaker
Yeah. Because I'm done. Ow, it just bit my leg. Oh, no. You hear the reverb, not of her biting her lip. But I've done that before where you like kick something and you're like, fuck, I think I broke my toe. The Viggo Mortensen.
00:52:52
Speaker
Or you know your helix or whatever, the that little bone in your heel when you like heal something. It's pronounced heelies in their shoes. They're little wheels.
00:53:03
Speaker
They look make you look really cool. It's like your Shang Tsung when you're going around the mall.
00:53:10
Speaker
Okay. She's going to go around the mall like a David Lopin. So she pins his hand to the floor, she's like, you're done, Bear. and then we get the girlfriend, Bear's girlfriend, who is wearing a flowery dress and has reddish hair. She's the 50-year-old.
00:53:25
Speaker
But she's just like, ah! Bear! No!
00:53:33
Speaker
My little poo bear. Honey bear. Yeah, but he's perfectly fine. Like she didn't even hardly beat him up. She just flipped him over and then put her foot on top of his hand to push it on the ground. Yeah, but she knows that he lost all the money he was going to save up for his PS2 and that PS2 is coming out and she's not going to be able to watch him play GTA. Super Nintendo, dude. This 1993. He's saving up for the future.
00:53:54
Speaker
saving it enough for the future It's called a plan, great Derek. They go back to Bear's trailer, which is an awful trailer. It's okay. Let's not start trailer shit. I put the dining table in the driveway also. It's fine. Look, I understand some people live in trailers. It's fine.
00:54:12
Speaker
This is... My retirement plan. This is like one of the ones that's abandoned in the Trailer Park Boys trailer. Trailer Park. I'll take your word. But Paul shows up because he did see them leaving the fight. He just happened to be driving by.
00:54:26
Speaker
ah when he saw the girl, he goes, and Uh, what? And, uh, who's he talking to? Is this Bane? Erno. You adapted the flower dresses. i was born into them, molded by them.
00:54:43
Speaker
Also, mommy, I want to play. Baby wants to fuck. ah Paul shows up at the trailer. It's time to go, Anna. And he fights Stingray. Or he fights Bear.
00:54:54
Speaker
Sorry. Stingray is Paul. Stingray fights Bear. Paul and Stingray have been fighting internally this whole movie. We just don't see it. Much like Long Kiss Goodnight. They're having an internal struggle. Stingray's like, I'm coming out. You know that, right?
00:55:06
Speaker
He just starts snapping chicken necks. I used to be a chef. I used to be a chef. Chef, do this. Chef, do this.
00:55:15
Speaker
Snaps that little next kid that little kid's neck. Well, speaking snapping necks, he fucking snaps a bear's neck right in front of his wife or girlfriend or whatever. And then like he takes her.
00:55:26
Speaker
And then we have the obligatory scene in all of these type of movies. There's two of them in this. We have a kata training scene where Nick is just in a room by himself with his shirt off.
00:55:37
Speaker
Just tip, tip, ta. Just tip, ta. Swear, it's the same exact kata that Cloud does in Big Trouble in Little China. I just watched it not too long ago. It's the same fucking moves. It could just be like a routine that's like a thing you do for a certain style of martial arts. I don't know how it works. I'm not a martial arts.
00:55:54
Speaker
It's like, you know how they have the repetition patterns and everything? Well, there's forms. Yeah, it's practicing the forms. Kung Fu master talks about him later. Yeah, I think that's what he's doing. He's just doing like forms.
Nick's Ineffectiveness and Humorous Take
00:56:05
Speaker
Pretty standard, like whatever you would do to show that you have the skills. It's like ballet. You have the first step. You have step one, step two, step three, step four, step five. And your are in. That's getting real close to a 12-step program.
00:56:15
Speaker
No, it's just five steps. And your feet are in different positions Almost halfway It's a much easier program.
00:56:22
Speaker
step 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 go for a drink step 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 so here's what Derek is saying I'm saying it's easier program we have a better chance of being ballerinas than we do sober that's all he's saying yeah he's not saying we're going to be good at ballet I'm trying to be sober as you drink a beer and Roku on hop water And then the captain comes bursting in.
00:56:46
Speaker
We talked about the captain a little bit earlier. I might have cut that. i don The captain? As in, like, wears a captain's hat and who's the captain? As in, talk to the captain. ah What did you want to see me about? um I do believe that there are a bunch of rapes and murders out there, and you're out here playing with your sticks.
00:57:03
Speaker
I just yeah I love he comes in he's like I thought you'd be busy with that serial killer case and Nick's like well there aren't any leads yet but then get out there and find some fucking leads go make some fucking leads you get out there and you find that fucking rapist you know the part of the ah kata I didn't like was the part where the kid just sat there and didn't do anything you have a you have a rapist you have a responsibility I mean it works guys it's put in pretty well
00:57:34
Speaker
And then he's out of the fucking movie. Yeah, no, he was just there for the scene. Sadly. Yeah, the guy wast was a cool guy. i liked him He had a southern accent. He looked great. Look like he should be chomping on an unlit cigar most of the day.
00:57:44
Speaker
Or some onion rings. Or some onion rings. That's a weird flex. I really want onion rings. anywhere you go, just dipping. and ah Excuse me. um Oh, my God. um Did you get the ah leads on? God, these are fried to perfection. Did you get any leads on the rapist? li Can I get lead some of that cilantro aioli you got over there? I want to know about the rapist.
00:58:01
Speaker
Answer my question. It 1993. Ain't nobody saying the word cilantro or aioli. All right, sorry. Do you have any of that mayonnaise? Oh, he wanted that catsup. have any that ketchup mayonnaise? du Can you take some ketchup and mayonnaise and blend it together and put put a little tartar sauce in there?
00:58:17
Speaker
Pretend like my onion rings made of fish. I would eat that. Onion ring made of fish? Yeah. That's just a fish ring. Well, i don't want to be I don't want to be gay fish, so i can't have fish sticks, so I have fish onion rings. Objection, Your Honor.
00:58:31
Speaker
A fish ring is not gay. Sustained. like
00:58:36
Speaker
Eating a fish stick would, in fact, make you a gay fish. Eating a gay a fish ring, not gay at all. ah We do see that stingray is not all bad. kind of i mean he's a rapist and a murderer but like we we cut to the scene where he's helping this lady who's like trying to carry a bunch of shit and she's dropping it and it's like it's showing like he's not fully crazy until he sees someone who looks like anna because he's like helping this lady he's like oh let me pick that up for you yeah let me get this and then here comes karen walking around the corner who has reddish hair and is wearing a flower dress and he just immediately like drops all this lady's shit and his eyes go all fucking goo goo and he's just like
00:59:15
Speaker
Hannah! I mean, if the if the news just went out and said, like, hey, dude, he's got a type and it's red hair floral dresses, you would stop seeing floral dresses. um and The Zodiac tried to do that. ah Didn't Son Sam also kill blondes? Oh, that's what it was. Son of Sam. yeah But either way, like people are going to stop wearing floral dresses and start dyeing their hair.
00:59:32
Speaker
I'm going to double check your guys' math and I'm just going to watch the movie Zodiac, but I'm not going to watch Summer of Sam. With John Leguizamo? Maybe. um I remember not liking that one. I'm sure you didn't. and John Lozano.
00:59:44
Speaker
But Zodiac is a great movie. It's Son of Sam. I almost guarantee it. Because Zodiac Killer was... just wants a reason to watch Zodiac. Yeah. yeah Zodiac fucking rules. Okay.
00:59:55
Speaker
Have you seen it? You will. Of course you haven't. You will. You will be seeing Doesn't it have Jake Gyllenhaal? No, I didn't see it. Is that a Steven Soderbergh movie with Jake Gyllenhaal?
01:00:06
Speaker
Yeah, haven't seen it.
01:00:09
Speaker
Never even heard of it. About an hour and 45 runtime? Never even heard of it. Is that the one at the end where the twist ends up that he's, ah just it's his brother? I've never seen that. it? I don't know. I've never seen it. Neither have I. But he does, does end up taking Karen. She tries to fight She's the first one, first female, that puts up a fight.
01:00:29
Speaker
Well, because her sister trained her. Exactly, but she does a pretty good job, except for this guy is undefeatable. He is undefeatable. Undefeatable. Or is he? oh Well, it's hooked, too.
01:00:41
Speaker
Let's find out. Put a hook in his face. It's also my favorite part of the whole fucking movie. that's We'll get there. Hey, Cynthia Rothrock, I know it's not out yet, but quick, play the the that song, Hook, by Blues Traveler.
01:00:53
Speaker
Was it not out yet? 93? ninety three No, Hook came out in 97? 96? I don't know. ninety s I assume they all happened at the same time.
01:01:04
Speaker
I mean, the 90s all happened in the ninety s So there's that. Hook from the Blues Travelers. So I'm not wrong. you're not wrong. and And then we- 94! Oh, so close. Just missed it. So if he watched movie. John Popper watched this. He's like, the Hook- We'll get we'll get to why in a second. The Hook brings him back.
01:01:22
Speaker
As he's coming back around on that fucking thing. Dry cleaning rack. Yeah, we'll get there. so And then we get another Kata scene. So it's like, I don't mind having our two main actors have one.
01:01:34
Speaker
I'm used to it with these type of movies. But you don't have Nick DeMarco's Kata scene and then one scene and then Cynthia Rothrock's Kata scene. You space him. You space him out a little bit more.
01:01:44
Speaker
Have her do hers earlier. her side by side. Split screen. I don't fucking care. Yeah. But it does break up. It does break up the... It's not action. but No. And hers is much cooler. Runtime.
01:01:55
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. That's entire time why. Runtime. But they could have still done the exact same movie. That's why couldn't do the split screen. yeah they could have done the exact They could have put her Kata scene after she learned about her sister's death, so that the reason she's training harder with weapons is because she's trying to avenge her sister. But she's training, she's then finds out about her sister's death. Oh, yeah, that's just bad editing. but she's using these like, hers is much better than his. His is cool.
01:02:19
Speaker
I always like a good Kata scene. They do get boring sometimes. ah The one in Miami Connection is rough because it's very long. Yeah. Until he puts the toes on his nose. Until he does the toe nose.
01:02:30
Speaker
Yeah. Mr. Fidagi. Sorry, we've been interrupted by one of the dragons from How to Train Your Dragon. Gorgo. She's on the dragons, the red dragons, guys.
01:02:44
Speaker
Just because she's on a period. Oh, but hers is cool because she's doing these fucking hook swords. I tried to look up what they were called. I can't pronounce it, so I'm not going to. Yeah.
01:02:54
Speaker
But one of the names is Twin Hooks, so I'll go with that. They're the ones. ah It's got like a blade on the fist part and then it's got a hook on the top. Pretty fucking cool. she's She's even got a little fucking blade pommel at the very end. So, I mean, and I don't know. I'm not going to sit here and spat off all this stuff. I don't actually know.
01:03:11
Speaker
She's talked in a bunch of interviews and I watch all of her interviews because she actually usually has interesting shit to say. a lot of the interviews on these old movies are just people like, yeah, I remember making that. cut Yeah. Credits. She's always got something interesting to say. oh she always has a fun like ah story behind whatever scene was happening. Yeah, she remembers way more than a human should. I'm i married to this man, so I've watched a lot of Cynthia Rothrock interviews. I bet. She was a champion martial artist and different things but uh armed combat was one of her big things it shows because these are especially with what she's doing this is very easy to hurt yourself yeah it's not just the in front of her thing like she lays them down on the ground while she's holding them and does these like rolls and stuff like that and i just the whole time i'm looking i'm like well that's how my back gets cut to shit
01:04:01
Speaker
How did Jack die? He was doing a somersault holding these fucking hook swords. Too much Cynthia Rothrock, I blame Derek. Well, and and she does the thing at the end where she like hooks the two together and swings it around her head and shit. Which is why the fucking blade is on the suba, I believe.
01:04:20
Speaker
I'm gonna believe you. You should. It's Japanese for handguard. It's not a katana, though. Oh, most of the stuff she studied was Chinese. When it comes to weapons, I just believe Jack. Yeah. But no, that's why I had that big like hook, the crescent moon.
01:04:33
Speaker
When you put it together, you get a bunch of reach. Yeah. But these are mostly for disarming and protecting yourself. Yeah, because the hook is, it looks like a sword, it's not sharp. It's what brings you back. Right. The hook did bring it back.
01:04:45
Speaker
um And Nick shows up to tell her about Karen and it's just like the worst bedside manner, whatever for a cop, whatever you would call it. Oh, yes. He's just like, yes so ah good news, bad news? Good news.
01:04:56
Speaker
I only have one piece of bad news. Bad news is big though. He's like, hey, I have something to tell you and you're not going to like it. and just, we think your sister was murdered. Like, not just like,
01:05:08
Speaker
something's happened to your sister or your sister's been attacked. Come with me, there's been a fucking tragedy in your family. Yeah. We think your sister was murdered. ah Could you come identify the body? I don't know how to say this. guess that's how they say it, but it just seems fucked up. I don't know. it hasn't none of my sisters have been murdered. I don't know how to say this. Flippity gibbet?
01:05:26
Speaker
Your sister she was raped. Flippity gibbet? She goes down to identify the body and we have the creepiest fucking morgue attendant, whatever guy. This isn't going to be easy. Your sister's dead. oh that wait. She's going to take the blanket off. Wait, wait, let me do it. This is almost exactly his delivery except for without inflection.
01:05:50
Speaker
Yeah. If you could do Vincent Price without emotion. I don't think I can. It's not possible. It's possible. It's not possible. He made it possible. Because Vincent Price didn't do that. But that's how this
Dark Humor and Morgue Scene
01:06:00
Speaker
guy is. he's If you need tissues, they're over there.
01:06:02
Speaker
i need one. I'm going to need a few. I'm wearing my white underwear. You're not crying. I know. Why do you think we all wear white pants? I'm not crying from the eyes you can see.
01:06:16
Speaker
i think she likes me, but she's playing it cool. Oh.
01:06:22
Speaker
ah She's a dead ringer for my mommy. But she unreals unveils her sister. i have sex with dead bodies. a
01:06:33
Speaker
Who has had her eyes removed? She said she had eyes for me, so I took them. These actually weren't gouged out. Like, this is the one where the stingray just killed her, and the guy's like, ooh, look at those.
01:06:47
Speaker
Boop. Those would be great for my fishtail collection. I don't know. It's the first case where they cut off her nipples, and they made them like eye patch size size little cutouts. I don't know why. He also, did he did some butt play.
01:06:59
Speaker
First time ever. That stingray's up to it again. This one is different from all the It's getting worse. He must have just been here. I'm rock hard. Stingray came in, gave me a boner and left. He's that good, guys.
01:07:11
Speaker
My God.
01:07:15
Speaker
Oh, no, he's jizzing the trash can. Don't test it. I already did. Stingray's tired. He's going to go take a nap in the mortuary. Don't look in one of these drawers. i He left a used condom in the trash can, but the outside's dry.
01:07:31
Speaker
was jerking off in a condom. I got it. You didn't have to tell me. I took it much worse to have sex with dead body. and No, I 1,000% understood. He wouldn't want to get any of those s ST deaths.
01:07:42
Speaker
Oh, my, I wonder. Sexually transmitted death. yeah How long does syphilis last? ah Don't look at me. Yeah, could you get STDs from having sex with a dead body? I hope so. That's what I want to know. I really hope so. That's the headline of this episode when I post this fucking video on fucking YouTube.
01:07:59
Speaker
I'm terrified to find out. Can you get a STD? Is that why they're doing it? Because they don't want an STD? Or they have an STD? Is that why who's doing it? people Necrophiliacs. They would not have a name for it people didn't do it. Duh, necrophiliacs, dude.
01:08:15
Speaker
So... Well, this leads to a much larger question. Are necrophiliacs wearing condoms? We'll find out next week. When we have a guest on the podcast. So, like, so many questions. necrophiliacs have an STD? And they're like, this is the only way I can have safe sex because it's not transmitted. So they're doing it for the good of... the Hold on, hold on. No, your wife is humanizing the necrophiliac, like, I'm such a good person, i have to fuck a dead body so I don't get anybody else infected with my sickness. That's entirely possible. Oh, fuck. Humanitarian of the year.
01:08:48
Speaker
went around cemeteries banging. He didn't get anybody pregnant. He didn't get anybody in CDs. not cemeteries. Morgues. This guy went to cemeteries. He likes them aged a little bit older. I like them dry.
01:09:01
Speaker
I like to use my own lube. Anyway, back to the original question. Is this your sister? I like to make new orify. Oh,
01:09:11
Speaker
Did your sister always have that cum stain around her mouth? It's weird. ah Speaking of all of this, we have the most emotional scene of the movie. good luck Good luck talking about that.
01:09:24
Speaker
But Cynthia Rothrock does have a good emotional reaction scene to seeing her dead sister. Yes. like And again, it might be the Llamas effect that you've talked about where it's the- the It's a little bit more than that.
01:09:35
Speaker
But it's a good crying, devastated- Exactly. Look. That's what I mean by it's a little bit more than that because like the Llamas effect is like, oh, at least that guy's not openly shitting his pants on camera.
01:09:46
Speaker
Yeah. What? Like Lorenzo Llamas. Like Lorenzo Llamas. Like the equivalent of. Hopefully he didn't check out the podcast after we bought you that reel. He'll be very upset when he hears this. Dude, if he listened, he listened for one episode, he's like, they've been talking for 10 minutes and didn't talk about me.
01:10:00
Speaker
Skip. Probably. This isn't called Renacast. You know what, Lorenzo Llamas, if you are listening, call call me up. Let's debate. We'll record it. Let's have a Modelo and hang I'll present to you why I think your show is the worst show that's ever had five seasons and I love it. And you'll explain why it's the best show that's ever had five seasons and you love it.
01:10:19
Speaker
Either way, going to end with us splitting a case of Modelo's. Yes. And I'll be there to record the whole thing. So Christy goes off. She's like, I know who did this because she saw some marks on Karen's neck. And she's like, oh, it's tiger claw style, which is what Lee from the Eagle gang does. Yeah. Lee the Eagle uses tiger claw.
01:10:37
Speaker
I thought it was eagle claw. Maybe she says Eagle Claw. It goes, it well. i Because it becomes Tiger becomes Tiger Claw. but Yeah, I think she thinks it's Eagle Claw. Then they find the other guy that does a different version of it. I also might just be thinking of the other Cynthia Rothrock movie, Tiger Claws. Yes. In which Bolo Young also uses Tiger Claw to serial kill people. Yes. IMDb, that shit.
01:10:57
Speaker
Tiki tap, tiki tap. Ka-ping! Send this letter to IMDb.com at Washington State 101 Avenue.
01:11:07
Speaker
So she goes to fight Lee. He's a grown-up version of the kid from, oh I'm thinking of the kid from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, who's the pizza man.
01:11:18
Speaker
Oh, yeah, yeah. The Asian kid. team yeah Number two. Number two, yes. Secret of the E's. I have not seen that as recently as either of you two. How do you know?
01:11:29
Speaker
Because I haven't seen it. Ever? No. So start with that. Oh my god, I have it on Blu-ray, woman. course you fucking do. All three of them. The first two are worth watching. Well, they came in a box set. I saw the first one theaters. You gotta buy all three. all right I saw the first two in theaters, and then I saw the first one in theaters again with you two years ago.
01:11:50
Speaker
Pretty sure i saw all three in theaters. I'm pretty sure I saw three in theaters as well, actually. Did we really go see it in theaters? Didn't want to admit it. Yeah, we went and saw the 25th anniversary or 30th anniversary or some shit. Hear me out before you get mad at me. Can we try hitting Whitney really hard in the head?
01:12:02
Speaker
Maybe like this is like a long kiss goodnight thing. but No, I really think it's my man ofta menopause brain. My menotaur brain. It's my menotaur brain. ha ha ha ha. yeah He's wearing like a red thing. He's got a bandana. He's got little claws on his fingers. Yeah.
01:12:18
Speaker
He's just he's selling this character, though. Oh, yeah. He's so into this character. He's doing he's flipping around on top of like folded up. I said Peter Pan folded up Peter Pans, folded up cardboard boxes.
01:12:31
Speaker
And like everybody in his gang is just like, yeah, dude. Holy fuck shit. he holy Duck the landing. He flipped on top of that box. Jumped down. flipped on top of the box again. watch Grab one of those month old apples, throw it to him, see what happens.
01:12:45
Speaker
Dude, yeah, one of the guys throws him an apple, he crushes it like he's cool, but it's so brown. And mushy. It damn near just exploded when he caught it. What happened is they put a bunch of little micro holes in it, not realizing that would all brown.
01:12:58
Speaker
Oh, God, it's a worm. It's applesauce. But they do have a really cool fight. Christie shows up, fights him. On barrels. On top of a bunch of empty barrels. Yeah. Or maybe they're full of toxic waste. No, they're empty, the way they were moving. This is Gotham.
01:13:14
Speaker
No, this is- They're half full of these super- This is Tremors 2. that's right. Electric Boogaloo. Yeah, when the guy is ah running away from the Graboid on top of the barrels. So these yeah these guys are in a Tremors movie, but they're like, we gotta to fight each other before we fight the Tremors. Yeah.
01:13:26
Speaker
so were Well, you can't karate fight a Tremor. I could. I could. You could. It's not going to be successful. Oh, yeah. and I'm not going to win. But I can do it. You need a burnt gummer to get rid of them trimmers.
01:13:38
Speaker
i I feel like I could fight a tremor. Yeah, you could fight it. You're going to lose. You could fight anything. We're talking trimmers one or two. I'm talking about one. No, you can't fight that. You could barely get penetration with the elephant gun.
01:13:52
Speaker
I mean, what the hell is going on? What in the hell is going on? You could barely fight him like an elephant god. She kicks his ass. And Nick shows up and he's like, what are you doing here?
01:14:03
Speaker
She's like, well, i thought this guy was the guy that did it. He got a claw thing and she was clawed. He's already raped a couple chicks, so I figured, you know, might as well whoop his ass for nothing. Well, she does start with like, you still like hurting girls? And he's like, are talking about Gloria?
01:14:17
Speaker
Bitch wanted it. She might not say it now, but she did then. She was asking for it. I obliged her. So I'm glad she kicked the shit out this God's gift to women. And then he still got arrested. I love that Christy who showed up kick kicked his ass.
01:14:31
Speaker
The cops drag him off and arrest him and let her go. No, they asked him, they said, put your hands up, and they're like whoa weapons! Drop your weapons. No, don't move your hand. Don't grab the weapon. Don't grab the weapon.
01:14:42
Speaker
I can't drop them without grabbing them, sir. They're gloves. Alternate cut. They shot his ass up. She tells Nick, I think that this guy did the killing because it was definitely eagle claw technique.
01:14:54
Speaker
And he's like, this is the one of the best lines in the movie. Nick, I'm to share with you some classified information.
Cynthia Rothrock's Character Dynamics
01:15:01
Speaker
I know martial arts. Okay. This is when you were getting ice.
01:15:06
Speaker
Well, because I came back in and you said, i was like, classified from who? That's just called a secret. Also, it's not a secret because your partner was helping you practice and your captain came in while you were practicing. That's why it's classified. Only certain people know about it Oh, the captain was like, don't tell anybody. This is fucking stupid. Oh, I'm sorry.
01:15:23
Speaker
The captain isn't Steven Seagal. That's Nick DeMarco. The captain is, ah don't tell nobody. Uh, this is a classified operation. He makes kicks with his hands and he makes punches with his feet.
01:15:35
Speaker
If you can believe such a thing exists, I've seen it. is she He's like, you need to stop doing this shit because you're not a policewoman. And she goes, well, your sister's not dead. I'm like, well, you gotta be careful saying that because you don't know anything about this guy. Joke's on you. She died when I was five.
01:15:51
Speaker
Why is the joke on me? oh We were practicing taekwondo and I accidentally kicked her off the stairs. We had these hook swords when we were fucking around and I killed her so like I can't even look at hook swords ever again or anybody that plays with hook swords. What are you doing after this?
01:16:06
Speaker
and Playing with my hook swords. Oh no! Speaking of that, like him was saying I can't look at women with hook swords or people with hook swords, this movie follows along with a lot of the Cynthia Rothrock stuff where like they do a thing where it's like the the tough male lead or character and then her kind of flirt, kind of have like a maybe a thing, but there is no love story. and another She has never like the, oh, I love you so much. At the end of this, they're arm in arm. but you don't yeah They're dating.
01:16:36
Speaker
Yeah. But they don't have any like scenes where it's like, the biggest thing is when they hug and all the guys go, ooh. Yeah. I wonder, is she straight or lesbian? She's married with children.
01:16:47
Speaker
OK. I believe, yeah. maybe it's a thing where she's like, i don't want to even kiss another person. Like, even in acting. Hong Kong doesn't. Hong Kong, yeah. Well, I think the Hong Kong movies just don't worry about it as much. They don't care the story. and And I think it's just it's just an interesting thing I've noticed over watching all of these. It's like.
01:17:01
Speaker
She's always playing like there's the first one I The first one I saw. Cynthia Roth Rock. Yes. There's never she never has a thing. And then at least in the. Probably 30 ish. Well, I know someone's got a thing for her.
01:17:13
Speaker
do you? Me? mean my Yeah. Yeah. you You like the babe. What babe? The baby babe with the power. What power? The power of punching. The power of kung fu. The power of kicking. You remind me of the babe.
01:17:26
Speaker
Fap magic. Fap. And then he sends her off and he's like, now go home or I'll put you in jail. Okay. right. For what? For interfering in a police investigation? For fapping off. Okay.
01:17:39
Speaker
And then she does leave and the the partner is like, you're letting that fucking bitch go again? Again. Again. Again. so i let Cynthia Rothrock go again. Something going on between you two? no I like to spar her though. Not yet.
01:17:53
Speaker
it's classic like It's classified. It's classified. I want to spar her. Wait, what does that mean? Well, I'm going to put, well, you know how like when you're sparring, you put the the gloves on your hand. Make sure you wear picture. got a glove. I'm going to put, nevermind. Nevermind.
01:18:07
Speaker
You barely even have a name. Yeah. We don't know. We don't even know your name yet. It's not 80 minutes into this 95 minute movie yet. It is 80 minutes into this episode though. So she starts talking to her friends about the the claw maneuver, and one of the guys is like, oh yeah, I got attacked by a dude at a nightclub because he was harassing some chick. Yeah, Ryko Ryko one day.
01:18:25
Speaker
Yeah, Ryko of the maniacs. whoa They're kooky. He's got blue hair. They're probably maniacs because they're mostly female, right? Oh, that's it. Yeah. So she's like, all right, set up a fight, call Nick, tell him to come there. They're like, oh no, police.
01:18:41
Speaker
ah She confronts Raiko about her sister. The Italians are there. Only two of them. And they're just like, oh, ah the other one's in court. I'm like, that dude just didn't show up that day. Oh, yeah. um He was probably really in court.
01:18:55
Speaker
No, no, no, no. They were asking where, because the Asian dude that had the scars, he's like, if go, it's going to be rumble. Oh, is that who they were talking about? Yeah. Because there's only two Italians, so I assume they talking about the other. that means one just didn't show up. They're like, we don't need to address this, do we? We don't have the one without sunglasses. That's fine. The other two can still wear their sunglasses. Cool. You got his lines now.
01:19:13
Speaker
They give the Italian guy the money, and then they're like, she's like, i just want to ask you questions about my dead sister. And the Italians are like, well, we're not involved with this. Here's your money. Here's your money. Goodbye. Thank you. Keeping my cuts. Don't call me Don't contact me. Don't ever see me again.
01:19:27
Speaker
Lose my email address. And I don't give a shit about your sister. I just want to kick your ass. Wrong line. And then we get a really cool, like, he throws a rolling, rolls a rolling chair at her. She kicks it back, and then he uses it to jump off of and into a flying knee.
01:19:42
Speaker
yeah Very fun sequence. Yeah, super cool. um There's also a part in this fight with, like, ah one of the little flat dollies. Not the kind that have you have handles on, but just, like, the furniture dolly. Yeah.
01:19:53
Speaker
Where like she he kicks a furniture dolly at her and she kicks it back and it's like flipping between them while they're like trying to use it to trip each other up. She's jumping up, flipping off the walls and shit. It's pretty fucking good. it's It's a fun fucking movie.
01:20:06
Speaker
Yeah, there's a lot of good... surprised you thought I wasn't having a good time first half. Well, the first half. Because it's all the story and the story is good. Yeah, it's bad acting and I love it. But there's the whole part where...
01:20:18
Speaker
ah Toward the end of the fight where he grabs her and like flips her over his head off the the stairs. She falls and then grabs him and then flips him over her head. It's pretty fucking sweet.
01:20:28
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. I like it a lot. And then a whole group fight breaks out. Luckily, everybody had the exact same amount of goons. Yeah. We're about the same height. You want to just fight it out? And that's why other dude had to go. He's like, they only have three other people.
01:20:41
Speaker
I can't be here for this. They start to rumble. One of the guys in the Red Dragons is like...
01:20:48
Speaker
I mean, the very first fight of this movie, we had the leather-clad chain guys, ah mostly black people, were stomping. And then the red dragons were all fucking clapping. I'm like, we're doing the fucking Jets thing?
01:21:00
Speaker
But this this ends with Nick showing up and he's like, recess is over, you're all under arrest. But like again, he doesn't arrest. He just told Cynthia,
01:21:12
Speaker
if you get in any more trouble, I'm going to put you in jail. Then he puts her entire gang in jail except for her. Yeah, he arrests everybody else, and she's like, well, I waited for you to show up, but you were late. They attacked us. what all I think he just made it look like he was arresting everybody, but just only the other gang. his people Her people didn't get actually arrested. Can you really... ah in a city like Philadelphia or wherever they are, there's like real crime.
01:21:35
Speaker
So you like arrest people for punching each other on the street. what do they good You take them down, you write up some paperwork, and then you let them go. Yeah, because they'll they're more than likely to pay the fucking bill. Yeah, I'll be right back. You got those things to worry about. You got limited manpower.
01:21:51
Speaker
So we have Karen's funeral. um Nick is there and so is Jennifer Simmons, Miss Simmons, the psychiatrist. Oh, yeah yeah. So they meet there and she gives a bunch of exposition about how she was Karen's teacher, which we saw a little bit earlier, and how she specializes in abnormal psychology, which will be important.
01:22:10
Speaker
Not right now. Not right now, but in about 15 minutes. like As soon as they said it, just go now. I know we're going to get there. Just go with her. Well, he's like, can maybe you can help me out a little bit. Yeah, hard maybe. That's her response.
01:22:23
Speaker
Hard maybe, bro. I can see your penis wiggling in your pants. I'm not coming over. it's It's only because Cynthia's standing next to me. and Actually, I do remember that this next segment is pretty much all cut when they meet the guy who's teaching them about...
01:22:38
Speaker
the different martial arts techniques, the dragon claw and the eagle claw and all that stuff. And he's like, there's only three people, and ah three Americans I know of who use this Chinese dragon claw technique. And they all live in Philadelphia. Thank God.
01:22:50
Speaker
And like i did I do remember that like them going to the houses was all cut from the other version. oh It doesn't lead to anything except for my biggest laugh of the movie because they're trying to find someone that can do this move. oh And they open the door and it's a guy with in a wheelchair with one arm and one leg.
01:23:08
Speaker
And he's just like, can I help you? And I was just being an asshole. was laughing, expecting the cop to be like, I've got what I need. He's like, do you know Joe Patron? He's like, I am Joe Patron. And now the guy's like, oh,
01:23:21
Speaker
Nevermind. Well, I'm gonna mosey on back to the station now. And I don't know if this guy- are, fact, not who we are looking for. I don't know if this guy is actually missing limbs or not. I think he might be- a great job making it look like But is a visual effects guy. See? So he could have done some kind of stuff, but he's not a visual effects guy in like great stuff.
01:23:42
Speaker
Like as far as practical goes, there's a movie I have called Night Beast. of course you do. That's really fucking stupid and awesome. It's about an alien who comes to earth and starts shooting people. That's pretty much the premise. Sounds like a new type of story.
01:23:56
Speaker
I had to look up what this was. Mostly he's credited as a digital cleanup artist. So he does do like VFX stuff, but a lot of it is like taking what other people did and then making sure it doesn't look like shit. and Okay. Like polishing up the punches up. Yeah. Polishing up the edges, making sure the backgrounds don't look bad, all that kind of stuff. Yeah. But he did a bunch of stuff for a lot of movies. Like he was worked on a 25th hour, eight mile daredevil world sky captain in the world of tomorrow.
01:24:21
Speaker
ah Van Helsing, Day After Tomorrow. I've seen every one of those movies. Yeah, I know you have. National Security. proud about some of them. I have not seen that one. If we get another classic fucking this type of movie scene...
01:24:35
Speaker
Where Nick goes to a dojo. ah They're like, do you hear for lessons? He's like, no, i want to talk to your boss. so like, sounds like you need a free lesson, motherfucker. I just said, no, I'm looking for your boss. I don't want to be taught anything.
01:24:46
Speaker
I'm better than all of you. i really love it because it's like, you need a free lesson. And they all surround him and he just does like the, you fucking dumbass. You can make this little smirk to himself and gets in a fighting position. He should have cracked his knuckles.
01:24:58
Speaker
Or his neck. Yeah. But he beats up all those dudes. One of them tries to escape. think it's the boss that he's looking for. Yeah, the boss gets stopped by Cynthia. And Cynthia stops him and kicks his ass. We have no idea who this guy is, only he has a scar on his face, so we know he's a bad guy. Yeah, that's why they put it there.
01:25:16
Speaker
yeah He's either a German or a bad guy.
01:25:20
Speaker
You said it. Germans don't know kung fu. Whoa, that's a movie I'd love to see. I'm afraid my target style is going to defeat you. i don't know. Have you seen Kung Fury?
01:25:33
Speaker
Oh, okay. Because the Kung Fuhrer is in that movie. Oh, my God. Mike shows up to Nick while he's just looking at pictures of dead women. And we get our first nipple of the movie. Yeah, so we can get an air. The morgue just sent me this fucking airdrop. I don't know what. Oh, my God.
01:25:50
Speaker
He's like, dude, I know you like this kind of shit. like No, I don't. I look at the photos for work. We have very similar interests. I saw what was on your desk. It's called work, dude. Yes, mine too.
01:26:02
Speaker
But Mike comes in. He's like, so I've got good news and I've got bad news. What do you want first? The bad news. Okay, good, because i don't have any good news. He literally doesn't give him any good news. Yeah.
01:26:13
Speaker
It's that same trick he did before. It turns out that... It wasn't Dragon Tiger or whatever the fucking claw it was or something. And he's like, yeah, I know. The forensics guys just told me.
01:26:24
Speaker
And they move on. i'm like The forensic guys told you it wasn't Dragon Style? No, he said it wasn't. The the DNA didn't match. He's like, yeah, I know the forensics. Oh, is that what it was? yeah I don't know. I was waiting for another fight. Good news is I got tickets to the basketball game. Oh, is that the good news? Okay.
01:26:39
Speaker
I was like, why are they talking about basketball There should have been in one office. And the psychiatrist lady comes in and the ticket that he just offered to Marco, he's like, you like basketball? Well, because DeMarco is like, oh, I have a psychiatrist coming in to help with the case.
01:26:53
Speaker
And he's like, oh, fucking psychiatrist. And then Simmons walks in. He's like, oh, shit. It's like, hi, hi. Hi. Hi. She's a psychiatrist. She could put me on a couch any day. I want maybe one fight in the office. Like, do you have my lab results yet? No.
01:27:08
Speaker
How about now? They're coming, sir. here's your just Here's your lab results. Oh, this is one of Nick's worst delivered lines, too. Which is saying something. Saying something, dude.
01:27:20
Speaker
Because she comes in and he's like, she's a psychiatrist. And Nick just goes down, boy. he was whispering to his penis. They just caught it on microphone. I actually really liked it. This is when she tells him, like, all the victims are missing their eyes and have irises with their bodies, and they're all women with reddish hair, flower dresses, same build, whatever.
Stingray's Backstory and Psychological Manipulation
01:27:41
Speaker
And he's like, oh, yeah. No, I noticed that, we knew that. We knew that. Yeah. yeah I saw that before.
01:27:49
Speaker
i was I was working this case when you were just popping pills. Paul Stingray gets the finds the psychiatrist address mail. Please, Stingray is my father. I'm Senior Stingray.
01:28:02
Speaker
I like that. Senior Stingray sounds like a fucking really bad like Mexican place in Vegas. Or like a really cheap tequila. Ooh, I'd drink that, though. I will not eat at a Senior Stingray in Vegas, but I would drink a shot of Senior Stingray anywhere.
01:28:15
Speaker
Okay. Just so we know that we have that hierarchy. It's like it' like chicken mail. Yeah, we see that Stingray finds her address from the mail. And then her and Paul have another- This podcast is Broken Derek, dude. He used to like crack up at things like that.
01:28:28
Speaker
And now after a couple weeks ago- on 100 minutes. I know, but a couple weeks ago, he's like, Mr. Peanut has ah Stanley Tucci at knife point. So now he's like, cool, Stingray fucking found her address. Not problem. Well, Stingray's a name. Yeah.
01:28:40
Speaker
It's a cool name. Yeah, Mr. Peanut was a name also. He finds the therapist's address and he's he's playing it back in his head. he's like, oh yeah, bitch, it's your fault. Yeah. you Yeah, he literally plays the tape back in his head that he didn't get. He got a letter, but he heard a tape play. No, we don't know. She recorded on the pendant watch clock music box. That's why it's right before the song.
01:29:00
Speaker
He was listening to her letter and then the song. came Here's why I'm leaving you. You have a tiny penis and you don't know how to use your tongue. It's like a podcast that has the bed of music underneath. Oh, yeah. Talking while the music's going.
01:29:12
Speaker
Can we do that? We don't stop talking long enough to need a bit of music. That's true. That's true. She goes back to her office, looks through her shit, and she's like, oh, yeah, this chick, Anna, had a fucking husband who was a fighter, who did new martial arts, and blah, blah, blah, blah. blah He had a classified crab claw.
01:29:29
Speaker
She tells DeMarco. yeah So they they go to the house, and she's she's like, I'm going to come with you. he's like, no, this is police business. and I can't continue helping you unless I do.
01:29:41
Speaker
Okay. I know what she's saying, but it's very poorly written. It sounds like, I can't keep helping you unless I help you. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Come with me, then, weirdo. So they go to the house. There's irises there. There's a picture of Anna and Paul. The house is fucking trashed, even though it wasn't a minute ago when Stingray came home. i don't think we saw the kitchen. Maybe he retrashed it. Yeah, we never saw the kitchen, though. Unless he just retrashed it. he's like, I need to cook at half a steak just on one side and throw it against the wall. Ah, now it's Monday.
01:30:11
Speaker
Yeah. It's my get home routine. This isn't actually my freak out thing. This is just what I do. good to have routines, guys. they so They're like, okay, it's probably this dude. He looks like a crazy person's house.
01:30:22
Speaker
The only decorations in this house are his two Kung Fu trophies and his one half broken Kung Fu trophy. yeah He's got a really specifically like two and a half karate trophies. um So Nick just finds Christy running through a park.
01:30:38
Speaker
It doesn't look like an exercise run. It looks like she's running toward him. But the way he sees he's she's dressed like Cindy Lopper. She is, and I'm digging these sunglasses. Yeah, it's a good look. This is the best she's looking. And she hasn't looked bad. The bandana and sunglasses. This is the best look she has. Yeah. Yes.
01:30:51
Speaker
It's her Cyndi Lauper in Girls Just Wanna Kick Buns. Girls just wanna kick buns. It's the 50s, and she belongs in May. You throw a little fucking brown on there, and she's four seasons.
01:31:03
Speaker
Ooh. But he's like, the we got Prince from the house, they match Stingray, they match Paul, his street name is Stingray. And now for the rest of this movie, if we know it's like we're towards the end, it's only Stingray. Yeah, and he's also credited as Stingray. Like these police officers would not keep calling him Stingray. Like we're gonna run ah a search on Paul fucking whatever his name is. For 81% of this movie, they've known him as Paul.
01:31:28
Speaker
yeah We have. Because cops didn't know who he was. was yeah But as soon as they find like, all right, I want you to run a credit a credit search on paul or Stingray. I want you to look up real estate under the name Stingray.
01:31:39
Speaker
um See if there's any cars registered to Stingray. I'd be shocked if it's not a Corvette Stingray. Saying. Nope, he drives a Chrysler Plymouth ah Redvan. I mean, he is a serial killer rapist. Red vans.
01:31:53
Speaker
They've all got vans. Red vans. Red vans. Red. but i Put a color on White vans. talking about the shoe White vans with a bunch of windows, and you can see inside of it, very happy vans. That's a voyeur van.
01:32:06
Speaker
We cut back to Lou. he's going to He's going to find out what the fuck's going on with Stingray, who he's now calling Stingray, too. Yeah, because he just found out, too. You know your name? You have a street name?
01:32:16
Speaker
Stingray? That's cool. He goes to his warehouse. There is a quick cut to Stingray with... some other girl chained up. A different girl. her tits are just hanging out full Like we've had a lot of torn tops and stuff. This girl is just like, yeah, I'll do your nudity. I thought we were going to get a titty chop. I for these boobs. We need to see them. I'm glad we didn't get a titty chop though.
01:32:35
Speaker
No, no, there's no budget You don't hurt mommy's titties. That's mother's milk. Don't hurt mommy's boobies. Mother's milk. Oh mommy. That made it weird.
01:32:47
Speaker
Lude shows up there and finds a fish tank full of eyeballs. And he's like, why the fuck does Stingray have a fish tank full of eyeballs? Why would you reach in and touch them? should looking around the building. Anyway, where is my friend Stingray? Also, he looks over and he's like, hey, what's going on over there?
01:33:02
Speaker
There is a woman's legs sticking out of like a top ah top opening freezer. Both of them. Yeah, I said legs. I wonder what's in there. Yeah, he's like, what is that? i'm Probably the rest of the human connected to those legs. Yeah, that's the bottom half of a human being. It's it's like mid-thigh and down. I'll tell you what's in there. The rest of her.
01:33:20
Speaker
Maybe it's like you said while we were watching. He thought it was just like, it's the bottom half of a magic trick. That's why Stingray's so distracted. He got into magic. Yeah. He's a fucking magician. He keeps going through the assistants to saw in half. Yeah, because the woman gets the way the trick is set up and for real is the woman gets in the top and then there's fake legs in the bottom.
01:33:39
Speaker
He doesn't know that they were the fake legs. He know he saw the Fox special ah Magician's Tricks Revealed. or oh yeah. Yeah. The guy with the mask. The guy with the mask who got blackballed by magicians all around the world. I know. I remember he finds the woman in there.
01:33:54
Speaker
Stingray finds him and he's like, what are you doing, Paul? Or Lou, whoever the fuck you are. Who am I? Who are you? Doesn't matter. Stingray. Ah! Who am I? Bye, Paul. That'd be crazy fucking scene. I mean, bye, Lou. See, y'all fucked me up now. But I just love he's like, ah came to check on you, buddy.
01:34:10
Speaker
We're friends. He great job for this. Yeah, he's doing a really, the actor is doing a good job of like, trying to be a guy who's trying to be nice while he's freaked the fuck out. yeah He's like, dude, we're pals. like We can take care of this. I'll help you. We can hide the body.
01:34:25
Speaker
We'll go hide the body. Why would we hide Anna? Yeah. And then he's like, what are you, crazy? I mean, i did not say you're crazy. You're not crazy at all. We're friends. Who said I didn't say crazy. We're friends. was talking about crazy bread. Do you like crazy bread from Little Caesars? Love crazy bread from Little Let's go Little Caesars. I love your crazy bread. It's hot and it's ready from what I hear. There's also a moment where Christy and Nick go.
01:34:46
Speaker
They get to Lou's office right after he leaves. and I only want to mention it because this yeah this thirsty fucking assistant ah secretary or whatever she is working here. Yeah. Because they see the picture. Is this Lou? And she's like, he's a handsome fella, isn't he? Dude, this woman is so thirsty. If you want to masturbate to it, the supply closet is just down in the hall.
01:35:05
Speaker
And then Nick is like, well, if he shows up, give me a call. And she's like, I'll call you anytime, honey. Anytime. Dude, this lady has drank So much vodka and smoked so many cigarettes. Oh, yeah. Virginia Slim's menthol. Oh, whoa. Okay, Virginia Slim's for sure. The menthol, I could go back and forth on, but definitely the VS. Yeah. VS. I ain't got time to say Virginia Slim's all the time.
01:35:27
Speaker
Look at the much time we talked about Virginia Slim's already. How often do you say Virginia Slim's? Enough to call them VS. Couple of smooth Vs. Woo! But so...
01:35:38
Speaker
So Stingray kills Lou. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Dumps his body in the ah Goodwill parking lot. Yeah. Yes. Where Nick and Mike find him. He dumped him at Goodwill, but nobody wanted him, so they put him in the... like They're like, we can... What use do I have for an old agent? Exactly. Paul sneaks up on Simmons at her office.
01:35:54
Speaker
She tries to fight him, so this girl knows fucking martial arts, too. Well, she lives here. Her form is pretty good. She's been on... From what i know about martial She's been on dates. She knows kung fu. I went on a date with this guy named Lee once had to kick his ass to get out of there. try to fucking tiger claw my boobs.
01:36:10
Speaker
I do like the cut. Like she tries to fight him. He pushes her back and he like comes up on her. And then we cut to like her backing up and they're at the warehouse. Yeah. Like it's just like, let's get there.
01:36:22
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. We yeah we know ah this this is not a show. Don't tell. This is a let me figure it out. Yeah. Don't hold my hand. And he starts like fucking with her and she starts pretending to be Anna because she just got a letter from Anna with her favorite perfume in it, which was lipstick.
01:36:38
Speaker
But they're not if you rolled on like deodorant. There's used to have roll on perfumes. It was. We're not saying you didn't have roll-on perfume. This was lipstick. But she's got Anna's perfume, and so she starts pretending to be Anna, fucking with this guy.
01:36:51
Speaker
I guess it's like, i the first time I saw this, I was like, this is not a good psychiatrist. you're just fucking with this guy, but also you're trying to live. She's like, yeah I could buy at least 10 more seconds every time I do this. It's a great psychologist, or psychiatrist, because she's playing into his fucking delusions.
01:37:06
Speaker
one and know and It's bad for him healing. It's good for her living. Yes. But it goes even further because at first he sniffs her wrist and he's like, oh, you smell so good. And he's like, I'm going to fucking kill you for cheating on me. And he throws her down and we start getting very similar to the the rape scene earlier in the episode. Yeah, a lot of it, though. But then he starts saying the, come on, mommy, I want to play shit.
01:37:28
Speaker
And she's quick on her feet. She turns around. She slaps him in the face. She's like, behave yourself, young man. Go clean your room. and You don't do this to mommy. Yeah. Really fucking with this. What does mommy say, Stuart?
01:37:39
Speaker
It might have actually pushed the end of this movie. He might have been able to recover. But she started being his mom. And he's just off the deep end. Yeah, he's now I have to fucking keep going. He's just been looking for a dummy mommy the whole time. Who isn't?
01:37:52
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. So she saves herself from sexual assault. But she's like, I'm going to make some food. You stay here. You be a good boy. Your fridge is empty. I'm going to go buy some food at the store. and he Almost works, except for it never will, because they'll never let you leave. Yeah.
01:38:06
Speaker
No, mommy, you can't leave. Here, you stay here, just like my mommy. Chains. yeah Chains. This is OK, right, mommy? Because if you say no, I'll kill you. So you might as well say yes. I'll go to the grocery store and get pineapple. Whole Foods?
01:38:19
Speaker
Safeway? Where'd he go? you show Like a Trader Joe's? What does he end up buying? um He's definitely got a bunch of potatoes because they have eyes.
01:38:29
Speaker
oh um He's got celery because he likes stalking. He also bought a bag of ice. A bag of ice for sure. Because it sounds like ice. Also, he likes throwing ice at people.
01:38:40
Speaker
Yeah, that's fair. ah Why do you have so many bags of I'm going out this weekend. yeah So he chains her up, and her phone starts ringing. She's using her foot to try to answer it. Get that phone to you right now. Also, take off your shoes. You'll have a lot better time grabbing that phone. Her shoes are taller. Her shoes have point. Take them shoes off, and you can grab the antenna with your toes. Grab the antenna. Oh, excuse me. While you're reaching for that phone, take your shoes off and stay.
01:39:07
Speaker
Quentin, calm down. Okay. They recognized me. Vincent Tarantino over here. Vincent Tarantino. Do you want see a dead body? Just the feet.
01:39:19
Speaker
But she does answer it, and it's Christy trying to call her. And i do like... It's really funny, because Christy's like, hey, you sound weird. And, like, obviously... Simmons can't hear anything that Christy is saying. Right.
01:39:31
Speaker
But like, she's like, Christy is responding to her as if she can. She's like, okay, wait, what's happening? Who's got you? Like, Paul has me. I'm at this warehouse.
01:39:41
Speaker
Where are you? It's this address. Like, there's no fucking way she can hear you didn't answer my first question. How are you? You're being very rude right now. you didn't answer my first question.
01:39:52
Speaker
Are you happy with your long distance provider? Yeah. Answer the question and I'll help you with all this bullshit. I was just running with my dad who lives in Philly. Would you like to donate money to the Philadelphia FOP?
01:40:05
Speaker
you Sidebar, which we don't need in this episode. Have you watched? There's a documentary on HBO or on whatever it's called now. HBO Max called Telemarketers. It's a three part thing.
01:40:18
Speaker
It is. a hoot. All right. It is a hoot. You had me a documentary. It's three hours, but three episodes. Three episodes that take place many years apart. but it's like these guys who worked at one of those telemarketing places that scammed people.
01:40:32
Speaker
And then they start being like, man, this is fucked up. We should film this shit. Patrick J. Pespis. Patrick J. Pespis. always say pass the piss and then it's going Patrick. Well, they're all in Jersey, so you're close. Patrick J. Pespis here. I moved to Jersey when was about five years old, I did.
01:40:46
Speaker
But I came from Ireland. well Now be on heroin. We're fucking calling for the FOP. Patrick J. Pespis. You want to donate money to the polisa? that's pretty much what it is it's very entertaining though but anyway Stingray comes back but now Christy is there she's pretending to be chained up but she's got her back to him and he's like hey mom how did you do
Climactic Battle and Creative Fighting
01:41:06
Speaker
that? this is now I left you so we get Christy versus Stingray fucking great fight fantastic fight we're not going to talk about it you need to watch we can talk about some this month action
01:41:19
Speaker
it all the stuff this is month of action We gotta talk about the action. But I like when they're up, she's up on the table and he's trying to like, he's trying to hit her. She's jumping over the shit and he ends up, he has a sword at one point. Luckily he also has a hook sword that she can use. Yeah.
01:41:32
Speaker
And he ends up hitting this box full of styrofoam peanuts. And it's this really fucking cool, just like very Hong Kong, like John Woo-esque. I had John Woo in my mouth right now. Yeah. And we're not- How did it taste? It's pretty good. Action-y.
01:41:46
Speaker
It's like doves. It would have been like raining sparks with doves flying by, but instead- The equivalent is packing peanuts. And I like it. Yeah, very cool, like, motion. Because she she's got a fucking, like, superhero kung fu pose as well as he. Yeah. And it's just, it's raining packing peanuts. And it's cool. There's one, and this is one of the scenes where she does have the stunt double where I was like, wrong ass, wrong ass. I recognize that ass anywhere.
01:42:10
Speaker
That wasn't droopy ass. That is not her butt. That ass doesn't fit in those mom jeans the way it's supposed to. Well, this is where she was wearing this those stretchy stirrup pants. And then Nick and Mike show up and that freeze police. And there's a all of a sudden this guy has a gun.
01:42:25
Speaker
So they're shooting each other. No, he found it. He had a gun stashed. But he's doing a play fair, though, because he's like, look, she has a knife or a sword. would I have a sword. They have guns. I have gun. Yeah. And then he's hiding behind a thing, takes off or like grabs a jacket and throws it.
01:42:39
Speaker
They unload their fucking guns on this ball of fabric. Which, dude, you guys have six shots each. Calm down. Yeah. be stupid We didn't mention fucking DeMarco is running around with this dirty, hairy fucking pistol. Exactly. when he When he walked in and interrupted the fight earlier and was like and like started shooting into the ceiling, that gun is one third of his height.
01:43:00
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Coming up in the hospital, he's running around with it over his head like a maniac. A maniac, I tell you. Like a maniac cop. But the partner gets shot in the neck. Good movie. The partner gets shot in the neck.
01:43:11
Speaker
Bruce Campbell's in that. Oh, now I'm in. Continue on now. And Robert Zadar. Oh, my goodness. You broke that chin? Yeah. Robert Zadar. Robert Zadar. don't know who that is. You broke that chin? Okay. Welcome back from Cherry 2000, your favorite movie.
01:43:28
Speaker
But yeah, his partner gets shot in the neck, and this is where we learn his name. You've got to live, damn it. Fuck, what's his name? what's it what Line, what's his name? ah like Breathe, Mike.
01:43:40
Speaker
buts not my name That's what I've been calling you, so breathe, you bastard. Breathe, David. i thought says breathe, you bastard. I thought he said breathe faster. Breathe faster. can't breathe at all. Get that blood flowing.
01:43:52
Speaker
You've got get that blood flowing, man. Out of your neck. Look, you have blood leaking out of your neck. We need to get more flowing into the rest of your body. I don't know how else to do that, breathe faster. And I'm to cover it up until get the special effects guy to squirt blood in my hand, and we get a different angle so I can squeeze your neck and it spurts out of my hand. It looks like he's choking him. You understand?
01:44:10
Speaker
He's a breathe faster you die quicker. Whoa. Damn, Yoda. And then we cut to Simmons is in the hospital.
01:44:21
Speaker
They walk right by Stingray, who's now wearing a lab coat. So he's definitely a doctor. That mullet didn't give him away with the red streaks in it. It looks like him, but he is wearing a lab coat. That is a punk rock doctor. we're just gonna leave him be. I don't think the red was in his hair anymore.
01:44:36
Speaker
No, I think it might they get left. That's just that that hairspray color. Yeah, but he kept spraying it back in. That's his killer look. I'm ready to kill. Hold on. Now I'm ready to kill.
01:44:47
Speaker
But he goes in. He takes Simmons, kills this fucking guard. i love like Cynthia Rothrock and Nick and Marco leave. And they're like, this elevator is taking too long. So they go down a bunch of stairs and he's like, darn it.
01:45:00
Speaker
Forgot my sunglasses. Dagnabbit. She's like, better go back and get them. We better. Yeah. So they go back up because we're in love. We're not going to show you, but we're in love. They go back up, find the dead guard and go looking for him. and this is when we've got DeMarco running around just holding his gun over his head like a psychopath through the whole hospital.
01:45:19
Speaker
they did You know what? Muzzle awareness, right? Point it down. You hit the ground. It bounces and hits a a patient. you don' Kill a cancer child. You don't think there's a floor above you with people walking? No, they're fine.
01:45:32
Speaker
You don't think there's a floor below you? I mean, the proper way- never mind. Look. It's- it's also- It's not a visual podcast. It's- it's fine. It's fine. That's what it is. It is fine. It is fine. He does have trigger awareness most of the time, also.
01:45:46
Speaker
Maybe it wouldn't look as weird if he had, like, a little snub-nosed 38 instead of a fucking god killer. Maybe it wouldn't look as bad. Yeah, it's like he's running around with a fucking longsword above his head the time. Olympic torch and he's headed to fucking Athens right now. run through this hospital with a fucking hairy i said harry krueger dirty harry krueger so they chase him down into the basement uh stingray has this fucking blade that he's not had the rest of the movie that is fucking brutal it's like it's like a spiked knuckles with this hooked blade on the end if this wasn't made by the klingons i'm shocked octa or whatever they say yeah no perfect this is a klingon ceremonial circumcision blade
01:46:29
Speaker
Whoa. You gotta be real careful. as it Whoa. If you cut off the dick, that guy wasn't meant to be a guy. That's the Klingon way. And now he's a Klingoff. Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:46:42
Speaker
Michael Dorn cutting off people's dicks. Anyway. That was Worf. Yeah. All right. Kidding on Christopher Lloyd. Christopher Lloyd played one, too.
01:46:54
Speaker
Did he? Yeah, in the second one. Oh, yeah. One of the movies. Yeah. It's not Star Wars, it's Star Trek. Yeah, it's Star Trek. That's why she's sleeping. She's not ay-ay-ay-ing. But yeah, so they ah Nick and Stingray have a fight.
01:47:10
Speaker
They're like cutting at each other and doing all this stuff and they both have to like, well, my shirt's cut. Might as well rip it off. You're taking your shirt off? Well, I'm going to my shirt off then. And I read both these guys did a bunch of bodybuilding to prepare for this movie.
01:47:25
Speaker
It shows. I mean, they're they're pretty rocked. Apparently, this fight in particular is often like derided by people for being very slow and stiff because as you can see watching it, they were both flexing the whole time they were fighting. Uh-huh. Yeah. So like they're just they're just trying to make their muscles as big as possible so their movements are a little like ah ah choppy. Right.
01:47:46
Speaker
That's kind of funny. It's like, just you you've got the muscles, you're all wet. Just do the fight. Just do the fight. Just do the fight. You don't have to flex. Yeah, it's going to look better without you flexing. Yes. Christie comes in with a wet towel for the assist. I thought she was going to rat tail him.
01:48:01
Speaker
Got him. why As soon as she grabbed the towel and started running and swinging it, Jack was laughing. But I knew what was coming. She fucking uses it to like hook around Stingray's arm and pull the knife away. It's a pretty good idea. It is a great idea, Derek. And it's a great execution. The least menacing thing in this movie is somebody with one arm and a sling Fucking running at you with a wet towel. That's the least threatening thing this movie. That's why she couldn't rat tail him. She had the one arm up. Shit, it's my rat tailing arm. But it's Cynthia Rothrock. It's Cynthia Rothrock. It is Cynthia Rothrock. And I did like how it ended up.
01:48:35
Speaker
It was just such a weird thing to be like, all right, here's this action sequence. You grab a wet towel and you start running at him swinging it Well, it's that that martial arts movie thing where it's like grab a thing near you and start using it, but a towel is not intimidating.
01:48:49
Speaker
Especially a white towel. We've seen a towel be useful in movies when somebody has a knife, you know, different different ways. Even like the show Reacher right now. We don't see it swinging around so much.
01:48:59
Speaker
You said something at one point in this movie. yeah About um Cynthia Rothbard was doing something. Oh, I think it was when she at the diner and you were like, I want to i want to see you serving coffee like Chris O'Donnell. Oh, yeah, dude. If she's waiting tables like Chris O'Donnell does Flipping the towels around when he's doing laundry and shit. She starts doing it here. So she heard you. She just waited an hour. and She's like wringing wet laundry around his neck. Yeah!
01:49:21
Speaker
But he gets thrown into a wall. There's a big nail sticking out. So it takes out one of his eyes. Oh, no, my eyeball. And he's like, this is what I've been doing to people. i don't like this at all.
01:49:32
Speaker
Ow. Ow. pause real quick. That hurt. I wait till they're dead before I take their eyeballs out. Except for some yum. I always wait, except for not always. Except for when I don't. And then he gets Cynthia Rothrock cornered. They're all fighting, but there's this laundry, like, dry-cleaning hook hanging right there in front of him, and I'm pretty sure everybody saw what was coming. Oh, yeah. i knew what was coming because I love it, but... It's telegraphed. She fucking slams his head down, or is it... No, it's Nick slams his head down onto this hook, and it goes into his other eye, and then they hit the button, and he starts getting lifted up by his skull. Yep. And pulled out of the building via dry-cleaning I feel like the...
01:50:15
Speaker
flailing around is going to make it hurt worse. Oh, yeah. if you were just to like, because he's holding onto the hook, obviously. But he's in shock. But if if you were just a whole, I don't think he would have died so fast if he just like hung there.
01:50:26
Speaker
But you see when he's like flailing, flailing, and then he just dead That's how they show he's dying is all they're doing. It's like him struggling to get off, and then he stops struggling. we all struggle to get off. um I always think about the the end of these movies, i was thinking about like the police report.
01:50:40
Speaker
Like your chief comes in. So you ah you, when you were fighting him, did he accidentally get upon this laundry mechanism and start rolling around by his eyeball? Yes. ah Yeah, actually. You did not hoist him upon them. No, he fell onto it because it was very low.
01:50:56
Speaker
And then when he was flailing his arms, he hit the button. He hit the button. Yeah. people but how How did he get himself up there? He fell. It was down. He fell from where? Up.
01:51:06
Speaker
He's got bruises on his hips from two people picking him up and horsing him onto to this thing. Those bruises were from when he was fighting us and we double kicked him at the same time. may not know this, but you have a lot of blood in your hands, right? So when you push that button, your thumbprint is right on it. i'll just say It's like hot fuzz for the Simon Pegg's like, uh, we, you couldn't do that. Couldn't, uh, commit that amount of carnage without incurring a considerable but considerable amount of paperwork.
01:51:30
Speaker
Exactly. Exactly. But he's getting pulled out and Jack saw it coming. He said it right there. He's like, keep an eye out for you. And that's what, uh, Rothrock says. that She's like, keep an eye out for you. Stingray. And he comes with the worst ones. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:51:47
Speaker
See you later. ma Leave it on hers. let her Let her finish. He was like, i guarantee the actor was like, well, do I get a cool one line or two? oh Yeah, you can say, see you later, buddy. i want to see the real of him like the eyes have it.
01:52:02
Speaker
Damn it. That's no good. We'll put an eyelid on this one. Damn it. That's not good either. She got the good one. I can't think of anything right now. I had a ball, an eyeball.
01:52:12
Speaker
Damn it. He's like, damn I was about to say it. She beat me to it. I wrote it down in my journal this morning. If he gets killed with something to do with the eyes, I'm going to say keep an eye out.
Movie's Conclusion and Reflection
01:52:26
Speaker
So we finished the movie at Karen's grave. She's telling Karen's dead body all about how they got the guy and she's sad and she misses him. Misses her. Misses her, sorry. And then Nick is like, we don't know.
01:52:38
Speaker
She could be a hymnal reincarnation. Are you going to stay in the Red Dragons? Because I'd worry about you a lot. And she puts her finger to his lips. I love it. And just like, his face. It's very, speaking of John Woo. It's face off. Yeah. Except for she's like, shh.
01:52:56
Speaker
Yeah. Just wipes down his whole face. Ow, you had those razor claws in. And then they hug each other. She takes off all her chains. Everybody's going to college. Yeah, it starts with her and hugging. Are really going to make us go to college? Well, it starts with her and Nick hugging and all the guys just like, woo.
01:53:12
Speaker
I'm like, they are hugging. First of all, you are 40 years old. Christine Applegate didn't walk in. So calm the fuck down. Second of all, it's a hug. Yeah, it's not like they started jerking each other off of them. I say woo when you hug somebody. Yeah, that's because I'm a lot like Christine Applegate.
01:53:30
Speaker
The death at the end and this stuck with me the most because they're at the end of the movie, obviously. But this stuck with me so much. It's like, do you think we should really apply for college?
01:53:40
Speaker
I told you all our right cues are too high. i already enrolled you guys. You start on Monday. You're going to join us oh No, not for me. Yes, you are. i enrolled you too. Group high five.
01:53:55
Speaker
Live action freeze frame. Yep. Hold still. Hold it. Yes. Hold it. It does not freeze frame. They high five and their hands are just shaking around. The leaves in the wind are blowing. You didn't freeze your fucking thing.
01:54:07
Speaker
They're like tippy-toed. Well, at least if you were. Can go home now? I'm pretty tired. And so that's the end of the movie. So don't know why if you've had to see Cynthia Rothrock movies before.
01:54:19
Speaker
so we'll start with Jack because this is his first experience. is Cherry busted. How do you feel about Cynthia Rothrock? And do you would recommend this movie? I love it. The recommend is going be tough because I love these kinds of movies where the the fight scenes are great. The stunts are bonkers that someone's doing this. Like, it's not a big thing that he, it's not a big fall.
01:54:38
Speaker
It's not a big explosion, but it's a dude that fell on a fucking Ford Explorer. Yeah. So that's cool shit. If you're not into that type of movie, though, I can't recommend it. If you're listening to our podcast, I'm sure you're going love it.
01:54:51
Speaker
So I recommend it with caveats are great. I don't need them. I could put this on like a fucking hangover. What would be most people's like hangover Sunday. This would be a great one of those, dude. You want to see any other Cynthia Rothrock? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll put this on. the phone I know this started and you were like, there's no way this lives up to Derek's hype. And I was like, I know it's it's it went better than I thought.
01:55:12
Speaker
There you All right. Because it's not because I didn't think it was gonna be good because I thought your standards were too high for me. Wife. Oh, me? Yeah. um I don't... I don't hate Cynthia Rothrock movies.
01:55:26
Speaker
It's definitely... I need caveats. I need to be with you, minimum. I mean, while we watch together. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's why this is an audio-only episode. you like, we have to do this together. yeah It's... If you have...
01:55:40
Speaker
access to watching films like this, by all means, it is very entertaining. It is ah thousand times better than Miami Connection. No musical numbers.
01:55:52
Speaker
Zero musical numbers, and I'm okay with that. And I'm the musical lover. Really? not.
01:56:00
Speaker
But no, i if i would I wouldn't say go out of your way to watch one of these. I think listening to this episode, you get the gist and it's a lot of fun. it's also on Prime for free, though. Oh, well, there you go. That is actually a lot more helpful. Yeah, it's on Prime for free. So if you have Prime, fucking check it out, dude.
01:56:18
Speaker
it's It's a lot of fun. And also, once you watch it on Prime, it's going to fucking bump up that algorithm to give you more shit to your Rothrock movie. Yeah, it is She is very entertaining. Some of them are... It's ridiculous. Some of these stories are absolutely ridiculous, but it's just really entertaining at the same time.
01:56:35
Speaker
Yeah, obviously I recommend it. You guys know that. I own it. You did recommend it to us. um i will How many movies do you own of hers? Um...
01:56:48
Speaker
30. my God. That's longer than we've known each other. Oh, I only own 17, but I've seen almost 30. Okay. okay
01:57:02
Speaker
Yeah, I recommend it. I like i like these movies. um I like stupid kung fu action movies. I own a whole bunch of those, much more than 17. It's not... um it's not I'm not here for the story. I'm not here for the acting. I'm here for the action.
01:57:17
Speaker
Yeah, that's what this movie is. Yeah, and she's a great martial artist, and it's a lot of fun to watch. And like I said, this is like what I would call mid-tier for her. like There's some really insane ones. we probably Maybe we'll talk about one day. It's it's gonna be harder to do like her actual like Hong Kong movies, because they're all either dubbed or subtitles.
01:57:36
Speaker
Dubbing doesn't matter, I guess, because none of the actors are actually talking. So you could listen to the dubbing and be fine. She doesn't usually dub her own voice, which gets weird when you've watched a lot of her American movies. But most of her really, really good ones are the Hong Kong ones.
01:57:49
Speaker
Yeah, they are. And they're like you said, the Fingers Anywhere Everywhere. her they did... No, that was that. Yeah. Michelle Yao. Michelle Yao. They did their movie out.
Future Podcast Episodes and Farewell
01:58:00
Speaker
It was back. Yeah. Yes, madam. That was in the 80, 84, 86. four eighty six Far East. Yeah, that was a horror movie for sure. It's part of the in the line of duty series. Yeah. In the line of duty. there And I've seen the the dragon and her in a couple of films together. Yeah, they've done some stuff together.
01:58:18
Speaker
And there's there's one in particular that sticks out of my mind um where the director she was pregnant and the director refused to let her do anything except certain parts. Yeah, that's Tiger Claws 3. She's barely in that because she was pregnant. Three tiger claws. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If I make four.
01:58:36
Speaker
yeah. Four tiger claws. oh What's his name? Jahlil Merhi or something like that? Sure. Whatever you say. Thank you for understanding where I was going with that. No one here doing research on that.
01:58:50
Speaker
My favorite one, if you guys can find it, i don't know where it's available, is called Writing Wrongs. So next week, we continue the month of action with our guest, Dustin. Woo! Dustin! dustin Dustin from the B Action podcast, Flicks and Friends, Barron's Hideout, and dozens others. As Derek's talking, mother he's probably smart enough to put a fucking little infograph up with all the podcasts Yeah, yeah, have some stuff up here. So it's good enough to get a screenshot of and listen to those guys.
01:59:14
Speaker
We'll be talking about Deep Blue Sea. which is not streaming for free anywhere right now yeah but as of recording this which is only a week before we record that it you can rent it on amazon apple for 379 or you can buy it for five bucks and what is your rule on buying digital oh it's got to be cheap it's got to be under seven five bucks for deep blue sea is a fucking steal yeah except i'm never gonna watch it again that's not true yeah i'm sure movie sucks But what about that 4K I have up there from Arrow? That's for you. okay.
01:59:47
Speaker
And your massive fucking cinema dong. So I knew Dustin had talked about it once before because he was on Bucket of Chum with Steve. Okay. Back around the time we did ah Shark Exorcist for C6 Cinema with him.
02:00:02
Speaker
They did one of the first episodes as well, and it was Deep Blue Sea. Okay. I didn't know that the Baron's hideout, which he is on, was talking about Deep Blue Sea this month. So he gets to talk about it again. he's going to be all burnt out when he gets to us. Like, yep, sure. Tom Jane. Cool. Fucking Samuel Jackson. little fucking shark ate me.
02:00:21
Speaker
I just saw them post their episode the other day, and I was like, sucks to be you, dude. Isn't it LL Cool Yeah, LL Cool J's there. Tom J's there. Sam Jackson's in also? Sam Jackson's there. Fucking shark ate him.
02:00:33
Speaker
Yeah, he gets eaten by a shark. It's much like Jurassic Park. Hold on to your nuts. And then, of course, we have our Patreon at patreon.com slash worst people, where we have two tiers. At the $3 tier, you get...
02:00:46
Speaker
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02:01:08
Speaker
Yeah, and the ah it is not so also also not available free right now anywhere, which I talk a little bit about in the episode. I feel like it's never been. Yeah, but you can rent it for four or buy it for 13 or you can just it's on deep Blu-ray out there. You can buy that. Yeah, no physical media. This one. Yeah. And then Arrow just put out a 4K recently. So you've got that, too.
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02:01:41
Speaker
I mean, Cop Rock should be more known. that It should be. That's all. Also, at the $5 level, you get all of our episodes ad-free. So you could be listening to this right now without having to skip ads.
02:01:53
Speaker
That'd be pretty cool, right? That's pretty Yeah, it is. Also, it just makes me happy. And don't forget, i am doing the giveaway. We are doing a giveaway for The Running Man on It's him. He's doing giveaway. It's not me.
02:02:05
Speaker
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02:02:19
Speaker
Or leave a comment on Patreon if you're a Patreon member. Or you can send us an email at badmoviesworstpeople at gmail.com. I mean, I'd say type a letter, but it's not going to get here. i Yeah, we won't make it in time.
02:02:32
Speaker
I will be giving away. Not with those USPs. Yeah, my brother's a shitty mailman. He'll never get it to you. So is your best friend. But we will be giving away the Running Man 4K digital download code at the end of the month, but probably the very beginning of next month. to Give everybody the whole month to get in on it. All right. All right. All right. I see what you're doing there, sir. so get in on that.
02:02:53
Speaker
That's it for this week. I've been Derek. I'm married to him. I'm Jack. And we'll keep an eye out for you.
02:03:01
Speaker
See you later. That was one hell of an action sequence, soldier. I haven't seen shooting like that since the Battle of New Hope.
02:03:12
Speaker
The month of action couldn't have done it without you. Mission accomplished.
02:03:53
Speaker
It's like an onion, see? And you peel back layers. Are you mansplaining it to me now? No, I was doing a Shrek joke.