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Savage Worlds - The Phony Express 3.4: I Sharpen My Blade On Your Wheel Of Fate
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Today, we discover the aftermath of our bionic friend's sacrifice. We meet a new little girl named... Finn? And the fellas "lay siege" to Cruelty Alley after discovering the loss of their comrade.
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Transcript
Introduction and Banter
00:00:24
Speaker
Everything will be just fine. Don't cry, Adrian. Don't cry. um What does crying sound like in German? Hon, hon, hon. No, it doesn't. You liar. That's nothing in French. No, it's. Well, anyway, it's not like crying in German. That's that true. Put that on a T-shirt. Good morning. Unsattels floating around like cries in German. Did you say unsattel? What? That's just subtiles that says like cries in German. Oh, like Aspen Spanish. Got it. Yeah. um All right. Well, good morning and afternoon day and good evening, ladies, gentlemen, non-binary friends of all universes unknown. This is world players. And hey, welcome back to world
Cass's Explosion and Episode Order
00:01:06
Speaker
players. The Phoney Express. We have Justin Cass and Adrian here. And you'd be like, oh, man, what's Cass doing there? That girl character fucking blew up.
00:01:18
Speaker
And you are correct. That did happen. um And if you didn't know that, why are you listening to this episode first? Spoiler, you don't get a spoiler alert because why you yeah just go back and just listen to it in the right order, you ding dong um
Recap and Journey to Cruelty Alley
00:01:31
Speaker
anyway. But, you know, we have we a plan for that, so don't worry about it. um So ah but anyway, what happened last time? Boy, I'll tell you, I remember very little because of that very catastrophic and emotionally charged ending. So, uh, all I remember really is that they were like, Oh man, cruelty alley. I don't remember how they knew to go there, but they were traveling that direction. And then chef Ian Ren had a nice little mental ghost talk or something. And that was nice. I don't remember what cutter and Maverick did until they got the cruelty alley, but they went there and they were doing some investigating while Ren perched up on like a hill in the distance with a rifle.
00:02:08
Speaker
It was like, ooh, I'm gonna keep an eye on those boys if something gets crazy.
Rin's Confrontation and Explosion
00:02:11
Speaker
I'm gonna pop those moofs. Um, so when she was doing that, the boys were down there investigating and they saw like some dudes kind of spread out and getting plastered like her in the early morning of the, of the day over at cruelty alley. And then they slapped some horses asses were like, yeah. And then like one guy was like, Oh man, fuck, I was about to go pee or something. I gotta get the horses. That sucks. And so he's running off. They're like, Ooh, we're going to go get that fool. And they were going to go sneak up on that guy and start asking him some questions. But then, oh, no, up on the hill, Rin was like, oh, he, he, he, I'm looking at people through my scope. And then she heard a gun behind her, the hammer being pulled back. She's like, oh, shit, man. And then she did like a cool little ninja spin and then got up to her feet and they were like, oh, fuck. And then there was like two Rin clones and Tommy Felix. And they were like, all right, just come quietly and nobody, you don't got to get hurt.
00:02:58
Speaker
And she's like, fuck you, bitch. And then jumped at him and tried to blow herself up and then took a bunch of bullets and shotguns from the other rins. And then bam, big explosion. Oh, man. Rins dead. Everyone else up there is dead. Then cutter Maverick like, oh, fuck, that was where Rin was. What the tits. And that's where we are now. Right. I think I
Sneaking Around in Chaos
00:03:18
Speaker
did a good job. What's the tits, Maverick? I think you are pretty accurate. Yeah. Thanks. Because I don't remember anything else that happened. ah So let's go to that maverick and cutter. You guys are in cruelty alley. You're getting ready to sneak up on a fellow who was going after the horses that you sent running away and then something exploded.
00:03:38
Speaker
And you're like, oh, damn, what the fuck was that? And then kind of a guy that you were chasing like off the distance kind of hears you yelling, but he's also confused. And so when Maverick goes, oh, your one kind of goes, oh, man, what the hell? The guy down chasing the horse goes, I don't know what was that? And I I squat down lower into the into the bushes where we were. Hmm. You look like do a quick ah ah best stealth roll while this guy's like, But so I'm sure about who he's talking to right now. For four, he's down. Also, gang, just full disclosure, Justin's kind of getting over a little sick. He said he sounds a little different, ah you know, or if he if he's a little quiet at time, just because the sadness from being dead. Yes, the sadness he cut. He cut cold. He cut sad sickness. um So sickness. ah Yes, called laughing in German.
00:04:33
Speaker
um Hon, hon, hon, hon. So anyway, ah yeah, you dip into the bush real quick. Maverick, do you hide? I hide a spell, yes. Roll that beautiful bean footager, my guy. I'm rolling my beans. who
Escape Planning amidst Confusion
00:04:51
Speaker
Your beans rolled seven times, my friend. um So, yeah, you dip into the bushes just as like you you see the explosion up in the distance. ah The guy goes, oh, man, I don't know what was that? It looks like he goes, hey, Which I don't know. um And I kind of want to see what they what the rest of the people in the camper around the town do. Yeah, it's a good call because like as he's looking up, he goes, yo, what the fuck was that?
00:05:18
Speaker
Um, you see, like some of the guys come running over from that camp that you guys were investigating kind of start running over towards you guys and past the bushes. They're like, Oh, man, like somebody blew up some dynamite or something up there. And like some of the guys come kind of like pouring out the bar that you guys were kind of just a little bit of a waste from when you get past it and they're kind of like stumbling out, falling off the steps like, Oh, man, please tell me I'm dreaming. Otherwise somebody shit my pants.
00:05:49
Speaker
What do you do? Should we go up there and check your friends? Okay, you should do that, right? Shit, man. ra I mean, everybody feel like they're God, I mean, I don't know maverick. Damn it. We're like down here. We're way down here. And no, God. ah Shit, I don't know. Cheat. Let's see how many of if any of them go and sneak up that way or would not first and then we we'll see what's going on. OK,
Strategizing and Confrontation
00:06:18
Speaker
yeah, I just want to watch it a little longer. Sorry. OK.
00:06:24
Speaker
um So ah you see they're kind of all just like shoving each other and stuff and a couple of dudes like push some of the drunk boys over there like like the sun's starting to come up over the horizon and one guy's just like, All right, generally, get your get your ass up there and see what that was. I know. I know all Mr. Felix was but out and about. and I better not have been him up there. He's like, I love Mr. Felix. Well, what and why would he go exploding? He didn't say that was part of the part of the plan. You silly Billy. God, I hope silly Billy doesn't stick. I really don't want that to be my name we' around here.
00:07:04
Speaker
Um, and so, uh, Jeverly starts kind of making his way up there as the rest of them are just kind of like all standing about, um, most of them just trying to stay on their feet to be quite honest. Um, anything else that you do? Uh, shit, maybe maybe we should go there Maverick. I don't know. Let's, uh, see when creep back through the town. Yeah. that way If they're not going up there and she's up there, then we have problems to actually a um sneak up on her. Yeah, she could be half dead up there. We got to help her get her back down or something. Yeah, let's let's go up there. OK, do as you guys are kind of spouting off. I did do a notice roll. The guy rolled a three. um
Retreat and Concern for Rin
00:07:48
Speaker
He was kind of like, huh, are you talking to me? They're like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? ah Pay attention. And one guy's kind of like coming back like every so often, like looking over towards the bushes. You guys were kind of hiding it. He doesn't see you guys yet. We just kind of like looking around. He's like,
00:08:04
Speaker
right I thought. I think I'm having like one of those biblical moments where like God talks with Bush or some. You guys having mean a picture right now. Well, he's yelling. I'm going to tap maverick and start backing out of that area. And she's like, she's just starting to whip it out and try to take a leak because I'm just going to take a leak. I'll be right back. I'm going to pee on this talk and Bush shows the fuck up. um Can we like sneak away like without him seeing us? Yeah, probably. He's drunk. He's just like wandering back, like taking a leak in the bushes. I don't i don't think he would. he's He rolled a three on his notice roll. He just kind of heard like he heard some noise, but like couldn't confirm like what it was. As soon as we're backing away, never. He's only been on the right bush. Yeah, he's. So that'll be Bush. I said, D, Bush, what the fuck is that? I don't know.
00:08:58
Speaker
Maybe there's a tick in the bush. I don't know why I was thinking about the word secret and different, but I put the words together. I mean, i mean ah I'm sure if they're all drunk like that, it wouldn't be hard to like get rid of them. But i mean let's check out the furnace. OK, first. Yeah, you're right. Let's just get up that little hillside. All right. So you guys are going to try to sneak away around the hillside while Jeverly is making his way up there. you all right why don't we you know what just for shaking it up a little bit let's do a quick like agility roll see if you guys like we'll say that your star chart is maintaining your stealth but we'll see if you can keep like an agile footing while you're moving to not reveal yourself i am going to do you both will fail let's try that again
00:09:48
Speaker
All right, cutters, reroll in his opinion, eight. That's an
Investigation of the Explosion Site
00:09:53
Speaker
eight. All right. Maverick, are you doing another? Billy up that hill. Oh, my God. You rolled a six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus four plus minus one. No man's got moves. Jesus. this one was yeah like I guess in times of turmoil, you know, in times of duress, he's like, I got this and. You know, in the song, eighty I did say he I did say he has a beard like a billy goat. So this makes sense. Yeah. So you guys are maintaining your quickness up the hill while maintaining yourself. Totally outclassing. Outclassing generally as he's meandering up there. And as you get closer, you can feel kind of like a warm air up there. That's a little bit. It's a big temperature difference as you go up like ah like as the good explosion is pretty fresh. It's muggy up here.
00:10:43
Speaker
Yeah, I like it. Yeah. And you see that there are like bits of like ah copper and other kind of alloyed metals um cast iron kind of like sprayed everywhere you see probably like a bunch of different renditions of rins like chunks of w rins face all over the place like a lot of them damn how many times I killer you can see like some chunks of like Victorian dresses kind of everywhere
00:11:15
Speaker
you can cut her I would say you would almost immediately spot like the remains of Tommy Felix like amongst all that he's pretty charred ah but like you can see like he has like playing cards kind of spread out everywhere on the ground um and you recognize kind of like his weird little balding visage um and like a bunch of metallic parts everywhere um Hey, yeah, not like stand up there and I'm trying not to warm it because I'm seeing like so many parts like lay around everywhere. Yeah. There's some fleshy bits and some metal bits. Yeah. What in the hell happened up here? This is insane. I don't know. What the fuck? Man. Did that like up with dynamite? Well, it was like her backpack exploded. i that All kind of water pressure was in that thing all the time. Maybe she finally popped.
00:12:10
Speaker
You know, I really wanted to not lose another person. Yeah, goddamn God. I like that. Gee, oh, my God. Well, I mean, uh, well, I'm going, I'm going, I'm almost there. It's like easy, you know. Maverick hit the jackal switch. I like taking a gun and I shoot the guy. You just can't shoot. It's not the jackal switch. It's not the jackal switch.
00:12:39
Speaker
Have you never seen that place like never get that play? Roll roll shooting, I guess to see if you hit him. Because he's kind of as a four, I'd say he's close enough. You're uphill. He's downhill. He's drunk. You don't know what he's doing. You shoot him. Roll damage to see how much you hurt him. We'll go from there.
00:13:04
Speaker
Wow, you rolled 13 damage. Yeah, you slay that guy. You you pass this toughness and then some and do not push to be disturbed right now. He
Interrogation and Revelation
00:13:16
Speaker
can like holds on to his heart like as he drops, he goes, my bad, Mr. And he he falls down the hill. But he goes, you hear down from like below, like, what the fuck? And then you're like, oh, man, just got shot. And like people are like fucking like running up the hill now. I'm trying to make the way up towards to see what what happened. What do you do?
00:13:38
Speaker
um Just go back downhill, never. Yeah. Well, back down the hill is where they're coming from. me I mean, like the opposite way, like where we came up around. zi Roll another agility roll. See if you roll another thirty eight, another thirty nine. Hopefully I don't roll another two or four. I got a green carry, like something around the fair that I could take like as a memento. Uh, so I don't really want to take an arm, but our silver joint case, silver joint cases there. Okay. And then I'll take that. He opens it up and smells it. Ah, it smells just like her weed. All right. So that's an eight from cutter on the agility jackal switch.
00:14:26
Speaker
that a Seven from maverick you guys make your way you start sprinting across the dirt down the hills people come running with guns drawn um I'll say that for now you guys are kind of like Slightly in the clear, although you still have to make it to your horses if you plan on leaving this place um But um Yeah, what do you what do you do? Do you try to leave from here? Are you trying to stick around here and investigate elsewhere? um um So if this guy was this Tony Felix guy, um we obviously can't question him now.
00:15:01
Speaker
um Do we like try and get someone else to question like for a lead where this like bad person hides? Or do we like i mean we need to like stay here, right? Because back in do that, there's like nothing to do. Hey, it's pretty boring back there. yeah No, I'm gonna point out the building where I met Tommy Felix in the first place. I'm like, let's go near Maverick. That's where he used to always to have his base of operations. If they got anybody in here, some shit going on, we'll go in there. i'm gonna Let's just bust the door down, go in there with a shotgun, scare some people up. And then should I lay out? Yeah. Let's go there. Right.
00:15:46
Speaker
And I'm not going to do so. I'm not going to sneak him. I'm just going to run through the town since I have half and we're up the hill there. Yeah. Did you ever lose dead body? Good deal. All right. So you guys are sprinting over towards that little saloon. Yeah. I think no, it wasn't a saloon that Tommy Felix had y'all in, was it? I can't remember. I think it was kind of more like a bar or something. Yeah, some sort of. Well, just the building of sorts that you guys walk into. Yeah. Because I think they have like a makeshift bar in there that they had and stuff. Yeah. They go up there and the door shut.
00:16:17
Speaker
here Kiaik! he yeah like think Roll fighting roll against the door. I can't fight at a door. That's a four. A four is good enough. The door cannot defend itself. You kick the door. The door so would be more splittery that but I opened it at least maverick when I you kick it open and you're like oh And then I forget the name of the fellow that was behind the door He takes the password, but you knock that guy out cuz he stands that door. That's good I was gonna try and say like hey, hey there Fred but I didn't he's a he won't even he's not there anyway to hear it anymore. Yep Hey, yo, what the hell you don't take my door I
00:17:04
Speaker
How many people do we see, like, from the door? Uh, there's just one guy in the door right now. The other one got knocked out by the kick. Okay. Um, I leveled a shotgun at him. And he has a shotgun pointed at you. Oh shit. Whoa, wait, softy. Is that you? Yeah, yeah you son of a bitch. I don't remember your name. I'm sorry. Honestly, I don't remember my name either. I've been drinking a lot this morning. Hey, yeah, well, hey, guess what? I'm back on the case and I'm here to take them people that you guys got from doodad. Oh, Tommy's in a bad way. Need some help. What? I ain't got no people here. What are you talking about, softie? Where the hell did you pick pick people from doodad then? He's got me all over the place, Tommy. Oh, yeah, I'm not supposed to tell anybody that unless, ah unless Mr. Felix comes by. So unless you got Tommy Felix with you,
00:17:59
Speaker
I can't tell you shit. I mean, he's drunk right now, right? Yeah, he's pretty drunk. I mean, I don't have a performance role. but I would like to pretend that Tommy Felix. You know what? Go for it. Roll a performance role and see if you do. And you know what? I'll give you a plus one to it just because like he is straight up just obliterated right now. And Adrian, you absolutely have to do a high pitched voice if you do this. Yeah, ain no way. do that yeah I've heard you do a high pitch before. You could do it. I can't do it because my voice is fucked up. You can do it, Adrian. I roll the one. You roll the one. Tell me, give it give me a good try about what your Tommy Felix impression is. ah Can you, like, give me like an example? I can hold like a solid like Mickey Mouse. He talks like this. So I've come back and. to
00:18:53
Speaker
like him wide item ever what the fuck i can just imagine cutter with his shotgun boy that his eyes are huge he's like what fuck I love that though. I think it definitely catches him off guard. He's not convinced at all, but like he's just totally like I think he leans in and he goes, yeah. Yeah. OK, Mr. Felix, it's nice to see you again. well He's like distracted by that. I want to like just shoulder in and like try and knock the gun out of his hand. And I want to run around a man, handle him a little bit. Oh, that's going to be tough because you're not like right up against the but the barrel of the gun. So you're going to need to beat his trigger fingers. So I'm going to need you to do an athletics role to see if you can like really. Fuck me over dice. I have a 10 in that shit. What the fuck? One out of three. I'm doing another another Benny. Jesus. Cry many more Benny. but Fuck me. Why are they all shit? ah yeah I'm going to have him do a shooty roll against you. I'm going to see you. We'll see if his drunkenness pays off.
00:19:58
Speaker
He rolled a one. He rolled a crit fail on his on his shooting against you. So like I think in his like two beats is one. I mean, I don't necessarily think that you shoulder into him because you both technically failed your roles. We just kind of stumble. Yeah, like he just like run through and he's kind of like fall, but he goes, oh, damn. And he like you're click, click, click. He goes, oh, fuck, forgot to load it. Oh, shit. I mean, like he like tries to shoot him. I also like shoot him. All right. You pull out your pistol or your rifle. What are you shooting him with? Um, I'm going to shoot him with my robo over.
00:20:38
Speaker
Revolver right you revolve in them as cutter like charges through kind of causes some confusion. He stumbles the gun does not fire. I see it. I want to read. He rolled the three bang bullet flies past them. It's just like mayhem and here like nothing is working for anybody. He's like, oh, fuck me. And then you sit like he cracks open his shotgun. He's like trying to fish like shells out of his pocket cutter. What are you going to try and grapple him again while he's doing it? All right, do a strength off. See if you can grab it. Come on dice. Finally, I got a five. You got a five. I'm going to see if he can if he can. He's going to contest you. He wrote another cri fail. He's like, I thought you grab a hold of me, tackle him or just like kind of like bear hugging him. um Not like bear hug or tackle. I'm trying to just kind of grab his.
00:21:22
Speaker
his arms and shit the way he can't do and stuff and the cold. Right. Hold him. Right. He drops his gun. He's like, oh, come on now. Come on now, softy. Listen, we can take out this. I think that's the bounty hunter. That's the one that fucks the Eagles. We could take him out. Get a big war tomorrow. I want to I want to sock him across the jaw at one time. All right. You do that. You just punch him. I want to. Are you trying to punch him to actually hurt him? Oh, OK. Well, both of you roll a fighting role against them. I might. But you know what? I'd say if if Maverick does it, it'll be an auto hit because like he's restrained right now because I don't remember the rules of being restrained. So I'm just going to say that you automatically hit him.
00:22:00
Speaker
um So roll your damage plus whatever your bonus damage is because I'm pretty sure you get some sort of bonus for hitting a restrained person. i Wouldn't that be similar to like the on a drop thing where you could like plus four? It's not plus four exactly, but it's something like that. There's different versions. There's restrained and then incapacitated. Restrained still means they have some agency incapacitated would be like the drop where they just can't defend themselves at all. That's a four. um Plus three seven. You you slug him enough that you kind of shake him. And he kind of like stumbles a bit like and cut his arms. He kind of turns into like kind of like jelly legs. oh yeah Okay. Oh, my God. You're a fucked-up nigger before. Okay. Well, I know. yeah I know you're upset, Maverick. Don't don't knock the senses out of him. now I'm trying to get some information out of this damn fool. ah shake a yeah I Yeah, am I dead? Tell us where the people are, you son of a bitch. St. Peter, where are you? No, the people. What people? The people that...
00:22:56
Speaker
Y'all helped that lady in the Victorian dress kidnap. If I tell you, do I get into heaven? Yeah. All right. Also, stop hanging around this place. Go get a job somewhere. Roll persuasion item.
00:23:14
Speaker
to. He goes, I don't know about getting a real job because anybody going to hire me on a kind of I murder people. Well, that's fine. I don't care. 10 more people are. um i i And I throw handcuffs or to Carter and say to him, um yeah, cuff him. And so you can like question him and I'll look into the office. All right. Click your good cuff me. Oh, you guys are in real into the kind of loony shit. Don't tell my wife, but I'm kind of into it. All right. Keep it quiet, feller. I push him in. I close the door door if I can. If it stays closed, you're pushing him where? Just further into the building. Yeah, there's like the door he usually guards. We're telling me Felix usually hangs out. I mean, I mean, like the one I kicked in, I want to close. Nobody knows anything's going weird. Oh, yeah, you could do that. He just kind of cuffed his egg. Whoo. Well, you guys are looking for that eagle. The bird, the bath lady.
00:24:13
Speaker
the one with the lisp, all of them. Hey, is it true that maybe what you're saying? What? Is it true that that old guy puts his thing in a little bird? No, you know, that's stuff about the bird and the sexual thing about the bird, man. geez You guys were weird with it back then. It's weird now. Quit talking about it. Well, how many times you get the opportunity to talk to the guy who fucks birds? He only he'll he'll fuck. He just bathes. It strokes and gently sleeps with it at night. It's all OK. Oh, so you see his face. get It's all red. His cheeks get all flush because, whoa, it's getting toasty in the air, boys. But anyway, I shake my leather boots. I shake him again. Beth, Benji, Licki, Sucky, Ruby, where are they all at?
00:24:55
Speaker
A little bit of booby in my life. um He's the fired booby. She was too much. Oh, man. Oh, we took him up. We took him up north. There's like. Oh, do an intimidation role, actually. It's like since you're shaking them and kind of like, you know, and and Mavericks there. Well, your roles are sucking butt today. Like, oh, is is is it like weird? It only shows a two plus zero plus zero plus zero. Should I have like more added or something? What's going on here? No, you don't have any pluses to it. It's just you you have a higher chance of rolling a number because you have a bigger dice. It's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes that you they explode or they don't. Not sometimes. It's all goddamn time. Maverick, do you want to help out with the intimidation?
00:25:39
Speaker
um ah Sure. yeah um I punch him again, but I try to like not knock him out. Roll a roll a intimidation roll with your punches. And to me. Yeah, intimidate him a little. I don't have any intimidation rule. Well, you better try to roll it there, but brother. Roll an unskilled, I suppose. Never going to be about it. I'll be able to intimidate people. Well, you still did it. um He goes, oh, um all right. All right. All right. I'm telling you one last time. Tell us where our friends are.
00:26:17
Speaker
Oh, they're up. They're up on the plantation. We put them in a barn set to explode tomorrow. Where exactly is that? I don't know, man. It's up someplace called like Boringtown or something. Word doesn't even know no sense. No, man, it's like it's not far from that Boringtown near the big lake up north, north, north. I don't know. It's our past that place. We don't blow it up.
00:26:49
Speaker
toa can ring some kind of bell time place go for tasksque or something it's like no no it's like it's like it's boring town or stupid town or not exciting town i don't know i remember like it's it's named afterlet it's actually kind of an okay looking place if i'm being honest
00:27:08
Speaker
You say it's past a big lake? And it's it's all the way back there, you know past where we blew it up to place. Well, I didn't with that. Don't worry. Well, two places got blown up. So the whole hang on. No, no, one please go. boyss you the It's past the mine. It's north of the mine. Do you guys don know permission to throw up, please? No, you ain't got time for that. just It's north of the mine. You guys blew up. He didn't sock me in the gut, man. I got a big old hock coming. I will hold it in. OK, I'm on the map. There's a place called Dalton.
00:27:43
Speaker
but Oh, that's it. That's the one. Again, it's a little it's kind of nice though. I wouldn't call it dull. It's just kind of quaint. like So far away. Damn, what? Oh, yeah. God. Oh, no. Can I go now?
Dr. Punkenstein's Mission for Finn
00:27:57
Speaker
Can I throw it? I push them down on the ground. Yeah, whatever. Do whatever you need to do. Blah. Come on, let's go, Maverick. You got to stay in place. OK. I would like to start going to Tommy Felix's office and do like a quick check if there's like any like useful information, like any documents or stuff. OK. Yeah, sure. You can go do that. Do a quick little notice roll. Yeah. and That's a 10. That's a 10.
00:28:25
Speaker
and um So you um you go into into Tommy Felix's room, you see he has a lot of decks of cards in there. Um, and just like some miscellaneous, like little treasures and stuff like that. Um, like an old, like little, um, a fancy looking box. That's kind of wet. Um, you do see, he does have like a couple of like little maps and stuff like on the, um, Uh, on, on that kind of big spool that he was kind of playing cards and stuff off of. Um, and there is a map that looks, you know, the, the general like Western map of, of Montana. It does have a couple of spots that are circled. Okay. All town is one of them. Uh, the lake near doll town is also a circle that looks like there was like a path drawn from doll town to the lake above. Um, you see that they kind of i have like a map like drawn from like,
00:29:18
Speaker
Sorbello down to do dad up through the mine or up towards where the canyon is west to doll town And it's all drawn from like Jensen is mark there as well and the alley There's just a lot of random marks all over the place and you also see that kind of like Northwest ish like out past ghost alley. It's kind of like a big question mark in the circle and which you would probably kind of know, because you've been there a few times. That's like the rough area where Frankenstein's place is. Yeah. So there's a lot of places and a couple of them have like little like X's on them. Mm hmm. But that's probably the most important thing that you see there is not like he was like leaving like notes and stuff around. I guess you probably see like there's like um
00:30:07
Speaker
You know what? You probably see this, too, because he's kind of like a a vain person, like sitting next to the map is like each place that has like a that doesn't have an X on it has like a gold coin, like a really shiny gold coin on it. um And he has like a little satchel just like full of those things like on the on that where he was marking all the places on the map with his coins. here um So like no documents from like Lady Dane or something? No. Um, then I'll quickly mark those things on my map as well. And then I'm going to leave. Okay. I mean, you could just take the map. I mean, I could do that. I'll do that. Yeah. Yeah. You can just take it. They know says putting more work in and need to do that. All right. Cut it. You're doing a good person. Me. I've heard like, Oh, I don't want to steal from this person. I don't want to steal these bad guys map. but What if they need it later?
00:31:03
Speaker
What if Barfi out there needs help getting home? Barfi, we're going to hire him. Yeah, Barfi is going to be trained under Bathie to be a clean, clean employee. I mean, maybe that's some people with like a boffing fetish or something. Yeah, Barfi. It probably are anything. Well, when he ran into that, I'm going to go to the front and look out the windows and shit, see what everybody else is doing outside. ah Good thing that you did that because you can see that quite a few of them are back down from the hill. I can kind of hear like kind of like them just kind of like shouting at each other like like spread out, look for them, spread out, spread out. um And then as they were doing that, like you could probably surmise that they heard the gunshot going off inside of this building.
00:31:44
Speaker
um because Maverick took a shot and missed. Oh, Ken and Maverick. And so like several, I'd say at least half a dozen guys are like walking their way towards that building right now.
00:31:57
Speaker
oh Hey, Barfi, is there a back door out of this place? Yeah. Nope. I mean. Maybe I mean, nope. And no matter where I make one maverick, we had to find a back window. How about in this place? OK. um Are there any windows that, like, are not facing people? Uh, no, there's just a couple that are facing out towards the front of the town. Oh, there ain't none in the back. Damn. No back doors are blowing through, I suppose. You do have some dynamite left. Yeah. Or we do have some dynamite, right? What? You hear like, oh, shit, I see someone moving in the window. And then, like, a bullet flies through and shatters the window. Shut up, shit. Zings past you. Barfy, get up here. Hang on, I'm not done.
00:32:45
Speaker
Uh, didn't you say you cuffed him? Yeah. He's like, he like struggles to get up because his hands are cuffed behind his back. Come on, get on him. Come on. call He gets he like staggers up covered in vomit. Tell him quit shooting at you. Tell him it's you. Hey, guys, it's you. It's you. Don't shoot. Hey, huh? I lower my head. Is that you in there, barfy? yeah
00:33:15
Speaker
um Um... He's like, these guys in here told me to tell you not to shoot! Oh my god, barf, you're a god, David. If we do dynamite. What, uh, here. Okay. What, you gonna blow them boys about there? But I was thinking of like blowing a hole in the building damn All right, we'll take this half stick then and go around the back I'm sorry, like somebody's trying to kick in the door. I'm gonna go be a good back there with this light that up I'm gonna shoot a shotgun blast at the put my barrel right up to the edge of the door and put your
00:33:50
Speaker
All right. Roll a shooting. Roll a shooting rolls. Come on. I got an eight. That's my life. All right. Roll your dermage. This is going to be a regular shot. OK, shotgun damage should be like three. ds It shouldn't have a strength on there. Sorry. I mean, dermage. No, it doesn't do that. Well, dermage. Mine is my strength. Yeah. Yeah. So 12. That's fine. Whatever. um Yeah. You shoot a whole through here. And then the one guy goes, he goes Oh, man. Still weed is down. um There's more of that in here if you suckers want to come for it. I know I sound a little sick, but I can kid I can kill you. yeah I can kill you. um And several of them are going to take shots through the door as that happens. Oh, no. Yeah, I'm going to take I'm going to say two of them probably get a couple of shots at the door when their buddy falls. I'm going to say that's a crit fail on one. That's a 10 on the other. Oh, OK.
00:34:48
Speaker
Um, so one of them is definitely going to wing you cutter. Well, we'll see how bad the yellow one just totally takes it, uh, wide. The other one's just fire in their cult and they do a measly seven damage total to you. What does that do to you? Oh, fuck my toughness is seven. Oh, it just shakes you. It just shakes you. You don't get actually, so like one just kind of like maybe like yeah takes, takes your hat off or something and kind of just rattles you for a second. yeah um So while that's happening and Maverick is getting ready to blow a hole in the wall, let's take a pause on this scene and go all the way back to Dr. Punkenstein's
Finn's Journey Begins
00:35:26
Speaker
mansion up on the hill, where, um deep in the dark recesses of Dr. Punkenstein's basement,
00:35:36
Speaker
A small figure ah starts moving ah as a bunch of like little blue and green lights start to turn on all around them. In here. All right, young one, it's time to wake up. Let's go. Like you should have really grow a stash. Stop that. I already have one. I mean, no, it's time for you to go be a safe little girl. Now go find the people you're supposed to find. Be good. Oh, I have a mission. OK. All right. I'm going to stop talking to you now because this is where the recording cuts up.
00:36:19
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She kind of just shakes her head a little bit and like does a stretch, even though she doesn't really need to. She's an Android. But what the what you'll see is a Small little eight-year-old girl. She's a brunette ah With a hat on her head that almost looks like it's an oct- like a real octopus But it's actually just a leather and it has goggles on it For you know, whatever she needs any sort of zooming in or whatever Punkenstein decided that he was going to
00:36:58
Speaker
I love the hat idea. Right. um And then she puts the ah her unicorn pajamas up straight. She straightens them up. ah there They're blue with a unicorn patch on the arm. And then, of course, she has... I gotta look at the picture one more time.
00:37:23
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A small little ah steam tank on the back, kind of like rinse, but it's a lot smaller, of course. She doesn't have to hydrate as much. She's still little. Yeah, she it's it's more instead of steam powered. It's more so just like the just the cogs and wheels kind of like instead of the steam.
00:37:46
Speaker
Gotcha. So um so you got your little orders from Punky. You woke up after having like a little bit of a of ah of a mental adventure in your sleep. ah You got your orders. What do you do? You're in like this little basement room. You do see like there's a bunch of other pods that like were kind of like plugged in that are all empty. Oh, what happened to the rinse? its Are you giving her a list?
00:38:16
Speaker
That's awesome. I like it. Yeah, I have. I haven't done this type of character yet, so I'm ready for it. upon yeah That's great. I love it. OK. Go for it. So what do you do? She goes to her closet where she knows that Ravey the Ravens at. And she looks for him. And where the doomsday stuff is and all the weapons are. Yeah. ah He flutters down. Hi. Oh, wow. You're small. Hey, with say with everybody. Ah, away. They went away. And um yeah, all the big ones, all the grown ups. Do you know what a grown up is? Like the big ones. The big ones. Yeah, the big ones. You know, the big humans, the ones that walk like you better bigger. Hmm. Well, that's not good. Who's going to take care of me? Uh,
00:39:17
Speaker
He kind of turns his head left and right, up and down, like very bird like, very chicken like for a second. And he's like, um, ah I, will. Hi. I'll take care of you. Hi. Hi. Okay. Um, what's your name? Ravey, Ravey the Raven. I am Ravey. That's what they call me. That's what Dr. Punkenstein said. I could call myself whatever I wanted. And that is what I chose. Ravey. I like it. My name's Finn. What's your name? Finn? Oh, like what fish have? I love eating fish when I get the chance. You like fish? I like fish. Me too. Let's go get some fish together. Okay. Let's go save everybody and then we can go with some fish. Save everybody? From what? Hi. Well, everybody's in danger. Huh? What? When? Who told you that? The punkist sign just told me.
00:40:19
Speaker
Yeah, we have to save him. He's in trouble. Oh, OK. I mean, I've never left this place before, so I'm a little scared, but I suppose if you're with me, I'll be a little braver. Me too. Oh, really? Are you scared, too? Yeah, just a little bit. Oh, man, I'm petrified. I've only ever lived in this high, high, high up house and I haven't done anything else. You too? Mm hmm. I'm a little scared. Me too. Maybe we'll be able to find our place. Um, yeah, OK. Let's go. Can I, um, um can I, um, can I like land on your horn or something? Is that real? Is that a real horn? Yeah, it's a unicorn horn. I don't know what that is. That sounds cool. Do you like unicorns? I don't know what a unicorn is.
00:41:14
Speaker
oh I'm going to have to show you my coloring because it got so how many unicorns in it. Oh, cool. What? What's the coloring book? I have to show you that, too. Come on, let's go save Punkenstein and then we can go color. OK, car car. And he flutters down and lands on your little unicorn horn that's on your hat. He's like onward. Finn, we must hide from here. Yes, let's go. What do you do? She takes off running in the direction of the beacon that she feels in her little gidgets and goes toward. um She first goes toward doodad because it's going to be her first stop, obviously.
00:42:06
Speaker
um And goes to see if she can find anyone. It's going to be a bit of a walk if it's just your little legs walking with Ravi on your back or on your head. um And Ravi's like, yeah ah can you fly by chance? I feel like this would be a lot faster if you could fly. I mean, I can fly high, high, high. I can fly. Can you? I don't know if I can fly. Just try flapping your. Well, you don't really have wings, whatever. They look kind of like they could be wings. Just flap those real quick and see what happens.
00:42:40
Speaker
OK, she starts to wap like flapping her arms really hard. Maybe we can find a horse or something. ah Yeah, I I've never ridden a horse before. It's scary out here. I feel the wind. Me either. But I also think that Ryn's dog might be somewhere over here. I don't know. He's kind of big. You want to ride a dog? That sounds like it would break his back. I could ride. You should see him. He's huge. but Uh, do you want to see if Ren's dog is here? Yeah. Uh, sure. I mean, we could see if he took a vacation from do dad and came and hung out at Punky's place for a bit. Well, I feel like if Ren didn't come back, then she, that she would know or duchess would immediately know to go to Punky's. Uh, okay. What was, what was duchess again? Cause Adrian, she was a great Dane. All right.
00:43:38
Speaker
That Dutch, I guess you could call out, do like a. What do we have or do like, what do we call it? Performance, maybe or spirit, perhaps we could do spirit. OK. See, like if you can call out to two duchess to see if duchess arrives. I got a four, a four. Yeah. You hear borf, borf as as just kind of out of the woods. Just come home. Or are you? As ah you see, like through the sticks comes this big old fucking Great Dane. What color is your Great Dane? What color is that? She's like a dark gray. It's a dark gray, great, a dark, great Dane. And um ah that just kind of approaches you for a minute. Sniffs up like real heavy on um
00:44:35
Speaker
on Ravi who flies away. He goes, hi. Nope, nope, nope, nope. And flies away for a minute. And then he starts like, Hey, it's just. Just sits down and just kind of like sits at attention and just because kind of cocks her head to the side. me but I need a ride. Let me get on your back. Let me get on your back. So she kind of looks at you for a second and then just kind of like. Does like a very kind of funny like she's sitting on her ass and like slides down real slowly with her paws going up forward until like she's low enough for you to get on her.
00:45:11
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um
00:45:13
Speaker
Do you have a board, Dutchess? Of course. um And then Ravi lands kind of back on your horn and kind of like peers down over top of your helmet to your eyes and goes, what is this? What is this supposed to be? We didn't have one of these in the house. This is a dog. Huh. What does a dog. It's like, uh, it's like a big animal that like it barks in it. Like it licks you things. And then it also like, just like runs around and then it just like sniffs it by, and then it like chases its tail. It's like the funniest thing. They're like the cutest little things ever. And then they're like so soft and they lick your face a lot. Well, that sounds.
00:46:02
Speaker
Simply entertaining. i I don't know how I feel about but what you say sniffing butts. Hi, but. um Yeah, hey, really weird. It's stinky. Yeah, I don't want to do that. um I don't want to do that either. That just starts to kind of like walk around a little bit, go boof boof and rabies like, yes, and a boof boof to you, I think, right? Yeah, Boris, let's go get Ryn and Punkenstein.
00:46:36
Speaker
um Like Dutchess's ears perk up when when they hear the name Ryn and then just start running off towards you, Dad. Or one of the fastest creatures ever did see Dutchess is one of the fastest land animals in Montana. this And heads over there. Is there anything else that you want to do? Look for talk to Ravi about
00:47:01
Speaker
Nope. They'd probably just be like talking about random things, like, uh, things that they've never seen before, but they've heard of like, oh, but Finn's heard about it, but now Ravey's like all interested. And so Finn's like, I'll show it to you later when we save Punkenstein every time. Gotcha. At one point, Ray was like, did you know that I almost got to say hi to a seahorse? But I don't know. How does a horse live in the sea? That's what I want to know. But Punkenstein said he said, and I quote, there are horses in the sea, Ravi. And how does that work? What's the seahorse? I don't know. That's something either one of us have seen. Oh, we're going to have to figure that out when we get done.
00:47:51
Speaker
Oh, man. I don't know how close we are to the ocean, though. Which way is the ocean? That's scary. I don't know. That is weird. I don't know if I can swim. I don't know. I don't think I can swim. Well, how are we going to see a seahorse if we can't swim, Finn? Oh, I don't know. You got maybe maybe they have them in like one of those things that has like a box and then you like have like the fish in it and you see through it. I mean, maybe. i don't I don't know. We're going to have to ask Professor Punkenstein and all of his brilliance to go and make sure that we get to see one, because now it's kind of like, why would we not want to see one? You know, hi. Yeah. Hi. Well, you say hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Huh? What? wait you say but Well, why you say hi all the time. I just said hi because you said hi. But why do you say hi all the time? I don't say hi all the time. Yes, you do. You say hi all the time. You say hi.
00:48:50
Speaker
but That doesn't. Hi, that doesn't sound like me. I don't know what you're talking about. Yes, you just said it. What? No, no, I say all the words that I was designed to say exactly the way I'm supposed to say them. Hi. OK, well, you're just weird and whatever, but let's so see if we can find Ren or something. Maybe we can get everybody back. What does weird mean? What you are. Oh, so I'm not a raven. I'm a weird. Sir, we'll go with that. Raven the weird. No, Ravey the weird. I like that. That's got a nice ring to it. Ravey the weird. Yeah, it's good. All right. I now I shall now be named Ravey the weird. The first decision I've made on my own, except for. Well, I guess we did it together with them leaving. Oh, God, we're getting really far away from pumpkin science. Are you sure that we should be out here? We have to save him. He's in trouble.
00:49:51
Speaker
Oh, right. Yes, of course. And he kind of puts a wing to his head like you saluting. We shall save the doctor. Yes, let's
Finn and Brave Unite
00:49:59
Speaker
go. And you guys eventually make your way to do that after like maybe like 15, 20 minutes sprints on good old Duchess. That just kind of walks very slowly through the. Entrance of doo-dad, tongue hanging out of their mouth, very tired, but they've been sprinting for a straight almost 20 minutes without stopping, ah which is just a Herculean feat of strength for a dog. um So ah not unconvinced that he she may also be some sort of android, we don't know.
00:50:30
Speaker
Um, yeah. ah So um they find the nearest water trough where the horses are drinking and then not just just runs over and just starts like. Morph. Morph girl girl. Yes. um Good. Hi. Hi, girl. Good. Good. Good. Yes. Very good. um So what do we do? Where are we going? There's a lot of people here I've never seen before. I just noticed I haven't seen too many things that look like you. There's things that look like me, you know, the tall ones that walk around the punkenstein is and the and Ren was is is. Wait, why are you here? The adults, you mean like the big ones as the adults? Yes, of course. Yes, those the big humans. Oh, I don't know. There's there's supposed to be here, but I don't see a whole lot of them.
00:51:24
Speaker
Yeah, you see just kind of like a smattering of people kind of like to and fro. ah You see like that. The fire brigade your bri brigade is slowly like putting out the flames of um of the matching carpets fire. ah But yeah, you see look like a couple of kids, like the one kid is still kind of there, like just kind of watching the place, watching the firefighters do their job. Hey, I recognize that place. Huh? Which one? The fiery one? Yeah, let's go talk to that guy and see what happened. Which one, the big one, the big guy or the little one, the little one, the little guy, because he's going to talk to me easier. OK, you start. I'll pay pay attention any kind of like.
00:52:10
Speaker
like kind of like moves backwards on your helmet a little bit and kind of like hugs the top of it. So he just kind of looks like he's like a bird affixed like fixture on your hat because he's scared. um and um And he goes, he kind of talks to your helmet goes, don't worry. Hi, I'm still here. I'm just pretending like I'm not. I think that it'll it it'll be OK, but you look like a good statue on my hat. I knew it. OK. So you walk up and you see a kid who's like watching the guys like through through buckets of water on matching carpets. It looks like it's um the fire is almost out. And he goes. Oh, hey, kid. Hi. Well, thanks. What's your name? I don't remember what Adam somebody was.
00:52:59
Speaker
We're just going to say we're just going to say we're just going to say as a nickname. My friends called me. You know what? Hmm. First impression. Hmm. My friends call me. um
00:53:11
Speaker
Brave. That's my name. They call me brave. thank Oh, hi. What happened here? Like you hear the bird like can't help but go, hi. I'm like, did you just did you just say hi twice, kid? Uh, yes, I did. Um, what happened here? Well, we, we, we, we were fighting the fire, you see, and it just went up. It was just too, but we kept fighting it. We were trying to save everyone. That's what happened. Yep. And the old man, Maverick, he put me in charge. He said I could.
00:53:57
Speaker
Be a sheriff one day if I wanted to be and help stop fires from hurt heart hurting people. How did this start? How did it start? Oh, you weren't here. Oh, kid, you must not be from around here. That was no. It was bad guys. Big bad guys were. They were screaming and they rode in horses and they kidnapped people. That's why I'm going to be a sheriff one day. Yeah, they adult left them to. Well. Mm hmm. You better watch out, kid, because we're kids. Yeah. We better be careful. You better go outside. Well, Mr. Maverick, the bounty hunter, I don't know if you know him, but he he kind of deputize me in a way. He told me that I was kind of in charge around here and that I could be a sheriff that wanted to be. I just have to go get a badge from Sheriff Jeff when he gets back. Who's there of death? Oh, Sheriff Jeff is my hero. Well, now he's one of my heroes because Mr. Maverick's kind of
00:54:57
Speaker
he's He's very brave. That's where I got my name. Brave. um And ah yeah, so he's like the sheriff around here. He kind of keeps things going, but he had to go save other people while he was out of town. Bad people showed up. That's why we need more sheriffs around here, which is why I'm going to also be one Sunday. That sounds like a good plan. What's your name? idiot Oh, my name is Finn. Oh, hi, Finn. I'm brave. um Nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you, too. ah So where are you from? You I don't remember you around here. Are you are you that metal ladies kid? You kind of look like her. I didn't know she had any kids. No, I'm not her kid. I just I we have the same dad. Oh, so you guys are like sisters. Yeah, sisters.
00:55:51
Speaker
Oh, wow. Fisters. Well, Miss Rin is cool. She was very nice to me. But then, like she changed her outfit and came and like burned down in her own house with all those bad guys. So that was kind of strange. So I don't know if she's angry at us or if she's just mad at Sheffi and and and and Bathie and all the people that work in that house. Did you see where they went? Oh, yeah, that way. And he just points out of town. OK. Thank you. Well, she turns her around and walks away. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And he kind of runs alongside you and just starts he's like, wait, what are you doing, kid? i'm the debt I'm I'm I'm the guy in the deputy. I'm the sheriff. for You can't go after these people by yourself. Of course I can. I have ah my trusty dog and she is going to help me. And I have to save my dad.
00:56:50
Speaker
but Well, at least let me come with you. I can't let a nice girl like you go out into the wilderness alone. I'm the sheriff. I'll protect you. Do you have a horse? My dad has a horse. Oh, let's go get it. Yeah, he won't mind. He's he's up helping Mr. Sheriff Jeff help the people at the mine. So he won't mind if I take the our extra horse in the stable. OK, let's go. Oh, cool. Let's go. I also got to go grab one of my dad's guns. Oh, are you sure? Are you sure that you're allowed to play with guns? Because I don't think that that's very good. Oh, I play with guns all the time. My dad's not home. Well, that doesn't sound very safe. I hit my first. I always said never touch guns unless he was there. Well, I don't know what Punkenstein is, but that's my dad. Is that that crazy guy that like
00:57:48
Speaker
big that almost blew the town up that one time. I don't know what you're talking about. it He is the greatest guy on the whole planet. He would never blow anything up. Well, hey, you don't know Mr. Maverick and Mr. Jeff. So Mr. Sheriff Jeff, they're the best. I don't know. We'll have to meet him as soon as we save him. All right, well let me let's go get my dad's gun and my extra horse. It's supposed to be my horse for my 12th birthday, but I got a couple more years before I get it. Oh, stuff but I still feed it and I still water him and I brush him all the time. We're like best friends. That's very good. You need to be responsible, especially as your kid. Yeah, I just don't clean up the shit, the feces, gun. You almost said shit.
00:58:40
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i think you like it
00:58:45
Speaker
you You hear like like whispering from your head you really shouldn't say bad words fish Oh, I sorry dad. I we we just both said about where we better say sorry. I didn't say anything bad. You almost did. Let's go. Let's just go stop before someone hears us. I'm brave. I'm allowed to say what I want. Shit. He says and he starts running towards us. That's bad. She takes off running after him. You hear him, he's like shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. I'm going to look cool in front of this girl. Shit, shit, shit. Your mom is going to put all the soap in your mouth. That's fine. I'd like to taste the soap.
00:59:26
Speaker
ah he keeps crying um And he runs and he grabs like ah an old like six shooter from his dad's gun cabinet and he goes to the stables that they have. It's just like a little shack where the horses live. And it was like a ah big brown and white horse. He's like, OK, now I've never put the ah the riding stuff, the girdle. No, that's not it. What's the thing called that you put on the horse? You can ride it. I don't know where I've never even ridden a horse before.
00:59:59
Speaker
god I should have been paying attention when dad showed me how to do this ah I Know this parts the part that the guys sit on so let's just put that on there a There's a part you're supposed to hold on to and I don't want to pull his hair I Don't know if my dad ever gave this thing a name. He just said you're a horse. I don't want to call it your horse Well, what should we name it? I don't know. What should we call it? Hmm
01:00:29
Speaker
How about zinger? Zinger? Yeah. What's a zinger? I don't know. He thinks everywhere. It's like the fastest little zing, zing everywhere. OK. Did you? I don't know if your dog can fit on the horse with us. You can't think and run along with a side of this. OK. Or as like that you look over and you see Duchess has drank almost everything out of the water trough where the horses are. Um, and, um, he says, all right. Um, you know, we'll just, we'll just hold on to the neck really tight. Cause I don't really, I don't know how to do the rest of this part. This is a hard part. I don't know how to it' not to do this. We'll be able to figure it out. Yeah. No, if I can try, but we can, yeah, we can try. I'll help you. All right. We'll do a, we'll do a, maybe a combined smarts role and see if we can figure it out. Okay. Um,
01:01:29
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Seven. You roll the seven. He rolled the three. I'd say you kind of you start to kind of identify like maybe your little your little goggles kind of drop down and you start to identify like, oh, this fits here. This goes over here. And then like within like about a minute after watching him kind of fiddle around with it, trying to figure it out, you can kind of like hop up on like one of the little wooden stools they have and like learn how to put the bridle in and pull the reins over top of the back of the horse so that we can hold on to it. And he just kind of goes, he's like, Yeah, I was going to do that next. That was my next guess, Finn. um But hey, we got it, right? I think that's it. Yeah, you know what? It was teamwork. It's fine. Orf. Oh, oh, God. That's your dog. Yes, that's Dutchess. Hello, Dutchess. All right. Well, let's what way are we going? We're going to go this with the way that those guys were. OK, that took my friends.
01:02:26
Speaker
OK, this this gun, this gun belt is not holding up on me very well. I might just have to put it in my pocket. OK. He takes you, Zinger, Dutchess and ah and Ravey come out of the out of the stable um and ah brave rides with you guys out of town as the fire brigade continues to put out the fires of matching carpets. um
Office Explosion and Escape Plan
01:02:55
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So while you're doing that, we'll cut again back to Maverick and Cutter, who are currently in somewhat of a gunfight and a pickle where Maverick, you were just trying to blow a hole ah in the wall so you guys can escape up the back door of the. Of the building, Cutter, the back door. Yeah, Cutter, you got your your hat kind of shot off your head, so you're a little shaken up from after getting sheasted. I am. What do you do?
01:03:26
Speaker
I throw dynamite in the corner of the room. Like in the room where. But I'll buy you from us. Tommy Felix's or the room that you guys are standing in, because one's going to be a lot harder to avoid than the other. um So we're in the entrance and Tony Felix room would be like to a bit further away from us, right? Right. So you would want to go ah if you you would be safer to throw the dynamite in there, and close the door, then to ah then to do it in the room that you're in. Yeah. ah So how many do you like? One. You like one up, you throw half. gave I gave him the half because I don't want to blow it up too much.
01:04:05
Speaker
Oh, you gave him the half stick. Yeah. um Yeah, it puts a little bit of a dent, but it's a stone wall. It kind of like a place out of wood. I thought it was. I thought this made was place out of wood is what I said. Well, this is. OK, well, in that case, can I? Since I assumed something, my character would have known if I say I gave him a whole stick. Sure. It still shifts some of the rock. It doesn't quite blow it all the way out. ah I mean, there are wooden facets to the building, but it's but it's mostly stone. um But ah but yeah, so like especially the site where Tommy Felix is because we would want to have more of a of a shelter.
01:04:43
Speaker
um So, yeah, you you throw one stick and it will say one and a half sticks even um or just one, whatever. ah And yeah, it shifts some of the rock and kind of blow some of it out. So you can kind of see like at the back door a bit like when you walk in and look, it's all smoky and dirty and fucking black dust is plumes of dust are everywhere. um And you look out the back and you can see that like maybe one more stick will probably do it.
01:05:08
Speaker
um Sure. and Then let's throw another stick at it. Yeah. All right, we're going to do cards real quick, because these guys are trying to move in. um So we're going to do that real fast, just so we can have a good turn order. So Cutter got a 9, Maverick got a 7. And I can draw two cards if I knew actually I got. And pick the one you want? Yeah. All right, so we'll get rid of that one. ah So you got a Jack. So you can throw another stick of dynamite in there. Cutter just moves next, and then these guys will move in. So you hear, oh, god damn.
01:05:42
Speaker
i Oh, man, they're trying to blow. They're trying to blow up the building. Get back, get back. And as like, I got a new menu, right? Say again. If I check, I got a new menu, right? Jokers give you and a joker. Joker's give you Benny's Jackson. Remember, I have a minus two range of text. Don't you have a minus two for what? When people range attack on me. I'm going to help me earlier. It's OK. I remember that for later. Oh, I also have something called nerves of steel. Oh, what does that do? I'm not able to have raised agility. with What does nerves of steel do? Ignores one point of wind penalties. Oh, well, you don't get it. I think you just have a shake. um Cool. um All right. So Maverick, you throw another stick into that room. Mm hmm. A pow.
01:06:38
Speaker
blows up dirt everywhere. It kind of rings your ears a little bit because it's a big explosion in an enclosed area. yeah um ah But then as you sift through all the smoke in the soot and everything, you can see that like a sizable hole has blown out the back entrance or the back door. Well, you've made a back door essentially in Tommy Felix's office. Do you run in there? um I it was like a minor action. Yeah. Actually, I take it back. It could probably be a major if you're going to throw dynamite at something. That'd be pretty big to throw dynamite at a person and have it be a minor action. Yeah, yeah. as move I guess.
01:07:22
Speaker
I. Grab cutter and want to like sprint out of it. All right, you go and grab
Running from the Explosion
01:07:30
Speaker
a hold the cutter cutter. It's your turn now. What do you do? I'm trying to run. I'm going to add my, I just was looking at my, I think I looked at my perks and stuff. I have to combat reflexes as well, which gives me plus two to unshake or unstun myself. So I added a plus two modifier to the unshake button just now. I'm going to try to unshake. Uh, you wrote a 20 in spirit. Holy shit. So I, so unche but all right, man, we're coming. I'm going to run. Oh, uh, I find a different idea, but probably expect us to go through it whole now. So why don't we go through it all?
01:08:05
Speaker
They're all still out there cuz they're still shooting at the front door. i trust me remember this There's bad news up there Plus there's a man in the front of the door. We'll trip over it through yeah you guys you know a but oh god that My ears are ringing boys Hey, shut up guys. I'm gonna give him one more give him one of my sticks back maverick I like one of the sticks I just chug it through the door hole i don't around much to make i don't know how much to make dynamite do but yeah go for it do a thwing roll well we as usually athletics right yeah let's make it as electrical show why not i got a four ah we'll say you throw it out there and i don't know how much dynamite does but we'll say it ah Hey, heys hey, you fellers. I just have we're not going to look back to whatever you want to have, have not. I just say like one guy goes, oh, my legs blown off. You know, it goes, oh, my legs also blown off. dan what I don't want to maim some poor fat, whatever. guys so as for suckie ge That's That's for sucky. So, ah yeah, and you run out the back. um What do you do?
01:09:10
Speaker
ah where you run and try not to get shot. Yes, I concur. All right. I'd say you guys probably get a good 50 yards down before some of like some of the boys that are trying to break in, they hear the explosion. They notice what you guys are doing. The building got blown up. A couple of them put two and two together. Make sure it's five. And um I'm going to say that I'm going to say three of them are going to try to take a couple of shots at you. But I am going to give them a minus one because they are shooting at moving targets that are a bit out of the range with their pistols. And speaking of edges, I have Dodge minus two against range attacks on me. So they get four on me. Minus four. Because maybe we get minus three on them shooting at you. So we're going to say to shoot at Cutter and one shoot at Maverick as you guys are running. Mm hmm. OK, let me have a snake. Let me have a snake.
01:10:06
Speaker
All right. First one at cutter. Five minus three is a two. He misses second one at cutter. Four minus three is a one. They miss pew pew. I got a one at Maverick. That's a nine minus one unless you have any other perks for that. Eight. So they still hit you and that is a raise on their damage Maverick. um So they will be getting 11 damage total as they hit you. I've got 12 toughness. How the fuck do you have a 12 toughness? What are you wearing that your whole body is 12 tough? Jesus Christ, man, you guys have a lot of armor. How just how on earth do you have tough toughness? What are you wearing
Maverick's Toughness in Battle
01:10:51
Speaker
right now? You tell wearing a jacket, pants, a cap. And it's like like the eight and bigger.
01:11:01
Speaker
Yeah, you know, I really should like specify where they're shooting at or where you get hit, because that's like total armor all over your body, not just like. We'll talk about that later, but yeah, they miss the fucking he hits. Apparently, it just puts a hole in your jacket. That's all it does um as you're running. One of them gets a lucky shot. They think they hit you and then you don't fall. You just keep running. And they're like, OK, well, running, yeah running, running. ah But yeah, they're they're on their way. They're running after you. A couple of guys. Well, you wouldn't know this, but a couple of guys are are breaking off from the pack going elsewhere. But a couple of the guys are still trying to run after you as they see you sprinting towards your horses. what do you do That's where I'm sprinting is. Huh? You're sprinting towards your horse. Yes, of course. Yeah. I want to maybe stop like
Intimidation and Evasion
01:11:51
Speaker
around a tree and maybe just like pepper a bunch of shotguns, platter back towards them, just give them a little scare. You want to pepper them.
01:11:57
Speaker
Yeah, in the old pepper. I don't know because I'm far away with a shotgun, but just to give them a scare. Yeah, sure, sure. You know, I want you to make an intimidation roll with your shotgun, save like maybe like you kind of give them pause to like get down or something. And to never really intimidation in my life. Roll one more intimidation just for fun. two ro an in nation and I would say that a couple of guys probably just had a habit of just like a shot, like a loud gun being fired, probably at least stagger, um you know, like they they don't like duck and get in cover or anything. But then we go, oh, fuck. And then like kind of stumble as a run and maybe one of them like trips on the ground or something. um Not as effective as you'd like it to be. But like, you know, you still let them know, like, hey, we've got a big boomstick and we're not afraid to use it. um Yeah.
01:12:44
Speaker
All right, both of you guys make agility rules depending on how well or poorly you do I'm gonna have him take one more shot at you. I Got a six. Wow. Okay, you guys make it. Yeah, just bullets are flying past you guys and they don't hurt you because Their guns that do not have that kind of range and they're trying to run while shooting which is a lot harder to do memory fat. Yeah You guys get ah trust me, it's hard to shoot while standing still and shooting more or less. running I've tried it. Yeah, it's fucking difficult. um So, ah yeah, you guys get on your houses and you are you guys just heading back to do that? Where are you guys going? Going north. of I also want to sweat biting on the butt. I know not to do that.
Shortcut through the Mountains
01:13:26
Speaker
I mean, don't tell him. Yeah. So you guys want to ride um
01:13:34
Speaker
eastward and then up through lost hopes canyon and then go back northwest towards dal town lost hopes canyon yeah you guys have to like go up to the canyon where sinners canyon mine was then go around the mountain so it's gonna be a little bit of a ride for you guys to do that that's like the copper gold mine go like for the mountain Maybe, but you guys haven't really been there, so you don't know what's to be seen at Copper's Gulch Mine. You can go check it out if you want. Actually, I spent some time logging in the forests above the foreign tusks. Maybe I, if I roll a survival, I know about some old mountain passages. You know what? That is a fair assessment. Sure. Why don't you go ahead and roll survival.
01:14:17
Speaker
I got a three and roll survival again, because like you ah for always trying to think tens. No, first time, first try. Yeah. For Ostrom, you remember Ostrom spotted, ah you know, this kind of place that, oh, you know, with my weird little fucking giant club ah hands that my creator gave me for some reason, I could totally dig through this part of the mountain. That'd be fun. So you do remember that there is a bit of a tunnel that you guys spotted while you were logging. And that copper Gulch mine would actually expedite some of your trip if you you don't know what's in there But you do know that there is a tunnel that you spotted when you were logging. What's gonna be in there snakes? I don't care. Let's go maverick. We can go we can cut through the mountains. Okay, that's good at you Screw these guys. Yeah, I want to sweat bitey. So he goes back to do that. All right, you sweat
01:15:05
Speaker
I don't do be nipping at me. Runs off in the direction you assume is due dead. um And you guys are trying to ride west instead, right? From cruelty alley up towards c colult Copper Gulch Mine. So you guys do that. You're right up towards Copper Gulch Mine and you've got to get away and like pee pee pee pee and they're like, oh, man, ah nah they're fucking getting away.
Finn's Mission to Find Maverick and Cutter
01:15:26
Speaker
Missed me with that. Missed me was trying to put us back together as players. Yeah. um And then ah so you guys are fleeing towards Copper Gulch Mine. And then we go back to Finn and ah her little posse of.
01:15:41
Speaker
ragtag people and you know yeah i heard like you said like oh yeah fam i got you a bit of fame yeah i've got you and thanks fiend um so Finn and brave. And I got to get a little name. Finn Brave. Ravey the Weird and ah Zinger and Duchess. that Just a lot of new people's names. remember um um You guys are riding towards. ah Where are you going again? You're heading towards what were they pointed where the bad guys went? Yeah, pointed where the bad guys went.
01:16:24
Speaker
Uh, OK, you you head towards where the bad guys went kind of riding out of town somewhat westward. um And then as you're riding, you get a little bit of like a tingle in your little helmet brain, your little helmet hat. You're just like, hello, hello, is this s thing on? Hello, hunky. I hear you. Yes. Yes. OK, good, good, good. Yes, I'm using I'm using a short wave radio to try to send out a signal. All of my little rinny boos out there, although it looks like your name is different than what I remember typing it in as. All right. I didn't remember giving you that sort of agency. Damn, why do I make all my girls so independent? Why? I don't know what you're talking about, Punky. What's going on? Oh, hey. Hey, just so you know, I'm being held captive.
01:17:22
Speaker
One second, darling. One second. Oh, shit. and Don't say bad words like I just said. OK. Well, look, I need you to go find. Oh, man. Bearded one. And the other one that had a nicer beard. What was their names? You mean Cutter and Maverick? Yes, that's it. Cutter and Maverick. I need you to go find them. Do they have Ishii? Yes, the golden bird is here. I haven't got the colors or the things I want to do with her, but I want her to spit fireballs, but apparently that's not a go.
01:18:04
Speaker
Okay. Well, where do I need to go? Uh, so we are being held. Excuse me. Excuse me. I know that you're dying, but could you tell me real quick? My daughter's on the phone. Could you tell me where we are? I forgot. so I think you said it was Dell, Dell town, I think is what it's called, right? Oh, he's dead. Nevermind. Well, someone died. Um, but anyway, I mean, they didn't, they are sleeping like a baby. They're just so tired. Uh, Finn, don't even worry about what I just said. Um, yes. So there's a place called Dell town. I need you to make sure that those two fools are on their way here with as many people as you can. Cause there's a lot of bad stuff. Yeah. Lots of bad stuff. That's not good.
01:18:49
Speaker
Yes. Hey, do you remember all the little gizmos I have on you that keeps you safe, right? I need you to practice using them. And don't come anywhere near here. Just make sure that the boys come here, okay? Okay. You got it. Who are you talking to, Finn?
Brave's Encouragement to Finn
01:19:06
Speaker
Punky. I don't know. Oh, is that the guy who wanted to blow up our town again? How are you talking to him? He's he's not trying to blow up the town. He is trying to save us. OK, well, let's go save your dad. And he like he like pulls up his six shooter and shoots it. ah And the gun like flies off the horse as you guys run. Ah, shit. That's the bad word. You're going to have so much soap in your mouth.
01:19:39
Speaker
Yeah, well, I'd rather have soap in my mouth than the shit that the bad guys could have in their mouth. I'm brave. So bad. like it. And then he continues to put his, make a finger gun with his hands and shoot it up in the air as you ride.
01:20:42
Speaker
well does it look good already
01:21:08
Speaker
You look good already.