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Savage Worlds - The Phony Express 3.11: Nothing Matters, So Let's Give 'Em A Show!
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Howdy, friends! Today, Ryn finds that she is conflicted in her feelings to reunite with Cutter and Maverick. Mom and Dad says they're dangerous, but her counterpart's memories and feelings say otherwise. Also, the boys reunite in Dulltown (with Ryn eventually) to have their first conversation with Vanta Black. Ultimately, they will encountered actors who are roleplaying important moments of their lives to discover that Vanta knows more about them they ever realized.
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Transcript
Introduction to 'Role Players' and 'Phony Express'
00:00:24
Speaker
Hang on, got a burp coming. I'm going to try to send it inward. Nope, it came out. Anyway, good morning, good afternoon and good evening, ladies, gentlemen, non binary folks, if universe is known. And I know this is role players and welcome back to the Phony Express. That's what we're doing. I almost said monster of the week.
00:00:40
Speaker
Yeah, that's our cue where we take your cues and we turn them into characters that we play in a fantasy land of ah fictional steampunk Montana. um ah Yeah, and we've got ah Cutter and Ren and Maverick all not completely reunited in story, but as their actors are all here.
Maverick's Discovery and Journey to Dull Town
00:01:01
Speaker
um So, last time, real quick summation, because a lot of things happened over two episodes. In the first episode, where Cutter and Maverick finally come together, but before they do, Maverick discovers that there's something weird going on in Freedom Hollow. Turns out he got the story that they're all a bunch of actors, and they got paid through anonymous money that they were supposed to just keep up and act until Maverick showed up.
00:01:22
Speaker
Um, and so he was like, all right, fuck that. He took some money off of some guy after killing a few people beforehand and then set off to dull town to find cutter.
Cutter's Awakening and Reunion with Maverick
00:01:31
Speaker
Cutter awakes in dull town to be on a set. He thinks he's in a wagon, but turns out he isn't a wagon, but it's not a real one. It's just a fake prop one that they used to make it seem like he was going somewhere. He realized he was in a play, started questioning all the actors. Eventually said, you fuckers go tell people not to follow Vanta black. And he said, all right, dude, whatever. So.
00:01:49
Speaker
He took his cut list, that's all he has to his name, and went off on an adventure on a horse he took from someone else to go and figure out where he was going. He reunites with Maverick, and Maverick's like, yo, dog, what's up? And then he gave a warm embrace, and it was lovely. um And then, oh, no, ah
Bendy's Battle and Vanta Black's Show Announcement
00:02:06
Speaker
Bendy's there. And she goes, oh, there's three different colored lines you can walk on.
00:02:10
Speaker
And they're like what we don't want du to do this shit benny what are you doing in here and then they started beating the shit out of cutter for a little bit eventually he got the upper hand by saying my sword has bullets in it and then they fell to the ground and then bendy was like they have my aunt just play along.
00:02:24
Speaker
And then right after that battle ah finished, they heard Vanta Black booming on some loudspeaker somewhere with music erupting all around them. And she said, my name is Vanta Black. Welcome to my show. And that's where we left those guys. And then back on in Rin's trippy world when she came back.
00:02:40
Speaker
She went and helped people get amputated and the infirmary of doodad and then was like, oh, fuck, I need to escape reality. And she turned on her ganja brain and went on. and I remember that part. Yes. The D O P E switch. And I finally yeah remember, or I finally figured out what I was going to put, um, like after we recorded, but then I a hundred percent forgot what it was going to stand for. So hold your,
00:03:08
Speaker
But I'm going to let everyone remember what I had it standing for because it was pretty fucking hilarious. OK, go on right. So she turned on her DOP meter so that she could escape reality and then eventually ah imagined a giant nine foot tall one arm skeleton named Stefano.
Rin's Surreal Adventure and Confrontation
00:03:28
Speaker
um And they were going a little adventure together and they also ran into a land pirate named rim dundrigg from the from the mines up north. And he was like i'm gonna follow this check this shila because she might leave me the money and i want a weird adventure where they terrorize a lot of people but in rin's mind she was just having a little fantasy lap. and Eventually they made their way towards punkenstein's house but not before a rin saw a woman in a lake and tipped her boat over missing her right off cuz she thought she was fighting a pirate.
00:03:58
Speaker
um I'm rem started starting getting the hots for this girl who turned out to be named sheila and they had a hot trist at her little abandoned wagon or a shack out in the middle of woods where she had a bunch of buried people. they Eventually decided they were going to ah go and rob ponkenstein and rain as rain and stephano made their way towards ponkenstein's house. Where the final battle ensued where sheila and ram tried to jump stephano and rain what's actually just rain because i couldn't see the final.
00:04:25
Speaker
um And then after getting hurt, after getting blindsided, Rin ran to go recharge in her recharge room.
Rim's Witness and Trap
00:04:32
Speaker
Rim ah rim Dundrig tried to chase Rin. um Thanks for making that hard to differentiate between Rim and Rin.
00:04:39
Speaker
and um You're welcome get in pumpkin yeah pumpkin stein security measures when i started firing guns everywhere room got out of the way. And then little fan and other little fans with buzz saws for hands came out never like we're gonna fuck you up guy um and then there was a little bit of a battle where she let just got totally eviscerated after fan cast like i am i am. Type ah type spell throwing them up against the wall.
00:05:05
Speaker
um So Rim had to watch Sheila get decimated. And as he screamed, they smothered him in some sort of like glitter bomb glue stuff until he couldn't see any more. And all we heard were the screams of Rim's, well, screams as um as the camera cut to black.
Cutter and Maverick's Strategy Discussion
00:05:25
Speaker
So Rim is Vance of Black, yes. And Rim is currently at Punkenstein's house.
00:05:34
Speaker
Um, he's recharging, but hit the snooze button. And we also, did we discuss on camera that that was called the Stefano protocol that came on? Or did we say that off-camera? Oh, yes. Yep, it is. Uh, let me look at my sheet again. Known as the Stefano protocol that activated, uh, when Rin needed it the most. Um, so who knows? We may see Stefano again. We don't, we don't know much about the Stefano protocol, except that it activated when she needed it.
00:06:01
Speaker
um And of course, Stefano was dancing and doing all sorts of weird stuff and losing more of himself as he did sillier things. um I think that's pretty much where we are now. So we've got Cutter and Maverick. They were, if I recall correctly, they had just finished, quote unquote, defeating the the warrior girls but of Bendy. And then so they saw three lines painted on the ground. There was a blue one that went to the right, a yellow one that went to the left and an orange one that went straight. um And Carter had said to bendy well i don't but just tell me where pankenstein is so i don't go to that one cuz i hate that guy and then he said we don't want to go to the blue one then and so carter think she's lying inside what we definitely got to go to the blue and at some point cuz i know that's where he isn't but he also said the maverick why don't we just go to the orange one and see if we can find that and maverick said let's just stick together so we don't get split up anymore.
00:06:55
Speaker
I think I also said that's just going to complete different direction to not like playing to here, like playing to like use these lines. Right. So right now. So, yes, you guys were having a discussion as Bendy and the other two girls are laying on the ground pretending to be dead. um And you just heard Vansa Black's voice booming over some speakers somewhere with music playing. Welcome to my show. So we'll start with you guys. Cutter and Maverick, what do you do? Oh, man. ever forgot I know, you know, where are you? That may have a calm down. That was a, you know, I'm talking to speakers. If she probably got Plunkenstein, I'm pretty sure Plunkenstein is in on an audience or maybe he's not. But either way, we just got, we got to follow this damn line. It'll be the quickest way out of this insanity. I think Maverick, I just try and go up his way. same mean ah Do we really trust the lines? I don't trust nothing Maverick, but me and you, I hold my hand out, uh, like Arnold Schwarzenegger and the other guy in that one movie.
00:07:53
Speaker
Do you class pans on me Maverick? Carl Withers. I trusted you, but it's already cocky. Maverick, take my hand. Class my hands. We trust each other. Yes. I'll trust you. You son of a bitch. Let's do it. like just orange line You still got guns, right, Maverick? I still got guns. I can give you one. ah What you got?
00:08:19
Speaker
I got two revolvers in my rifle, so I can give you one revolver. Oh, nice. Give me that there. Suck a revolver. What kind of statistics does that have on it? It has, like, 2d6 of damage. Oh, nice. So I can just use my Colt revolver, which does 2d6 plus one, I'm assuming. I'll just keep that. That's a perfect metric. Yeah, yeah. What kind of stats like that I can have? and Because I'm fearing Maverick. This has all been a show for a lot of these portions of this escapade here. But I feel like at some point we're going to get to a point where they're going to try and make us think it's a show and it's not going to be a show no more. They're going to try and, somebody's going to be real. So, you know, we got to be prepared for that business. Yeah. you so You certainly shouldn't let your car down. Like, yeah. Oh, they took my, you got any extra, a few extra bullets. You can hand me Maverick out and the I only got, I don't want to have six bullets. I need some extra ones to reload if I need to.
00:09:08
Speaker
Okay. Yeah.
Cutter's Reflection and Past Mistakes
00:09:09
Speaker
I'll take off my shoe and like get a couple of bullets out of my shoes. He's got bullets in his shoe. That way you always limp in the mouth. I thought you had a bum leg from some other injury in your bounty hunting life. He's like, nope, just walking on a hundred bullets in my butt. Secret stash of bullets. I guess that's pretty good. Have a secret. Anyway, yeah, let's go up his dang orange line. See if we can.
00:09:28
Speaker
figure out what the hell is going on around here. See who's up at the end of this thing. Probably be damn old friggin Pungenstine, but let's find out who's up here. OK, here's you guys start taking your walk you here. Um, excuse me. I was just introducing myself. Aren't y'all going to make my acquaintance?
Sheriff Jeff's Struggles and Ren's Mission
00:09:45
Speaker
Hello. I mean, I screamed by you, but ah you didn't answer. We're kind of used to birds talking to us and not being able to talk back to him. So, um,
00:09:55
Speaker
Hi. No, no, I can I can very much assure you, Cutter and Maverick, that I can hear and respond to you. Oh, that's great. Tell me where the fuck you are. You got to follow the lines, baby. Well, it was going to follow the lines. He interrupted us, but we're going to go follow them lines. Thank you very much, Fanta. Oh, yeah. Excuse me. What line are you at? What line do you think I'm at?
00:10:24
Speaker
I mean, I don't know what line you had, that's why I'm asking you. Yeah, but like, do you you you got them bounty hunter instincts, Maverick. All right, I've been keeping an eye on you for quite some time. You're quite a fascinating man. Get down on all fours I can do, Maverick. Well, he ain't never had no sniffy before, so how's he gonna know how to sniff y'all now? Why are you doing all this to us anyway? What will we ever do to you? Oh, Cutter, I feel like this is something I just need to say to you when I see you finally face to face, but let me just at least say this.
00:10:52
Speaker
You know, you in particular, young man. A fine young man at that, Bathy has really spoken very highly of you. um But we've met once before, but just under a different guise. But let's just say you did something pretty bad to me. And, you know, I just want to make something real fun for you to experience as a way to share in something I love the theater, just to kind of teach you a little lesson. Are you enjoying yourself, cutter? No, I don't like them shows that much. Don't like being in one neither. You don't like the theater? No.
00:11:31
Speaker
And why not? What about you, Mr. Maverick? You seem like you're having a good time. How did you enjoy Freedom Hollow? I would just like to get over all of this stuff and put you to justice this and give a bird back. Oh, well,
Ren's Resolve and Mysterious Package
00:11:46
Speaker
you mean little Ishi?
00:11:48
Speaker
Yes. Oh, she she is just a real little peach. We are getting along just fine. Honestly, she is almost done imprinting upon me and me on her and thus us being unbreakable. Honestly, I don't think you deserve her, Mr. Maverick. She has taken quite a bit of abuse since you took her on. So, you know, I think I might keep her. What does this whole imprinting even mean? mean Oh, you know, typically it only happens when you have baby animals. ah However, thanks to the brilliant mind of Professor Punkenstein over here, you know, I've been finding a way to kind of do my own little imprinting. So she thinks I'm her mama. I don't know what to say about that, but I'll find some way to revert that.
00:12:35
Speaker
I mean, I don't think you can, Mr. Maverick, but I do want to say that my grievance is not with you, you know, but I know that you and Cutter are kind of blood bound at this point, but you can, as much as I would love to for you to continue playing a role in my theater, you can walk away at any time.
Vanta Black's Deception and Ren's Decision
00:12:55
Speaker
You know, the time for like a friendly end to this has passed a long time ago.
00:13:03
Speaker
What are you trying to say? You know you are us. Well, you're not going to come try to kill a little old me, are you? I mean, we we'll see when we meet. Oh, I'm just having a little bit of fun, but I give you my solemn vow, Mr. Maverick, that if y'all play along and finish the parts that were written for you, you will get everything that you came here for. You have my word. We'll see about that.
00:13:32
Speaker
You hear her off. You hear off in the background. She's really not that bad, guys. I mean, she's like, Frankenstein. Stop it. It's not. You are not the one. This is not your time. This is not your time. And you're like, sorry, um like kind of a Pakistan. What? What do you do with your kids? God damn it. The ballet can't punch me. She had a little kid, a little boy where you got them with you. Finn. Oh, you think you think we got a little his little his little robo baby?
00:14:02
Speaker
Yeah, I'm worried about that kid. I don't know what the hell Bella did with her. own That lady, I don't know. She's something else. Well, I can assure you that Bella is out taking care of business, OK? And we still got some of her other quote unquote kids here, but none of them are the little ones. I can tell you that. You might see some of your other rins that you love so much. There's only one ring that I love and she's gone. Oh, well, that's just disgusting. She's a robot cutter.
00:14:31
Speaker
I don't discriminate against road love. Are you in love with the robot, Maverick? I am not. ah All right. Well, you know, I appreciate you standing up for robo love. You know, I'll reconsider that next time I see Punkenstein doing some weird stuff with gizmos behind me. Also, I would like to activate my nose to see if I can, like, get the scent of, like, either Fanta Black or Ishi.
00:14:59
Speaker
Well, I don't know how you would have a scent for Vanta Black, but you can try to sniff on Ishi. That's a good point. Do you have something of
Cutter's Confession and Guilt
00:15:07
Speaker
Ishi's to smell? I mean, I've been smelling her for a very long time. Yeah, but you've been without her for quite a bit. You know, maybe maybe you need...
00:15:16
Speaker
Uh, but if you want to try, it's going to be tough because again, you're not a greyhound, but if you want to try to sniff out easy, we'll say it'll be a a minus one for, uh, let's call it. What kind of rule should we call that from? Notice. It would either be notice or maybe survival. Either one of those is probably fine. We'll see a five. That's a five minus one is still a four. Okay.
00:15:43
Speaker
So, I mean, you don't have an exact. um You don't have an exact scent per se, but you do kind of pick up on a little bit of like ah some some some down feathers, things like that. And you kind of kind of sense a little bit of that smell kind of at like the beginning of the yellow trail that's heading off to the left. Mm hmm.
00:16:05
Speaker
But it's not very strong. It's very faint. manrick i hear you s I hear you sniffing hard over there. Did you catch something? I'm sniffing some bird feathers. It's coming from like the yellow line. Well, all right, damn it. Let's go get your damn bird. Come on. OK,
Ren's Conflicting Instructions and Support
00:16:21
Speaker
let's do it. What this lady does, there are weird stuff she's going to try and do to it. You ate that bird's mama, god damn it. Leave me that bird alone.
00:16:27
Speaker
I was just here. You just hear of the speakers as you guys start. Are you getting on your horses or are you just running up? um I'm going to run on foot. I mean, what kind of what kind of paths we follow? Like, what what what's what's the area? We just like a big looks like a really big area. and We might write, but if it's not. So maybe not right. I mean, it's a you can tell it's kind of a sizable area, but it was it's all constructed sets, like smaller scenes built across this area. So like some of that, some of it might be horse friendly, some of it might not be. Yeah, let's take them as far as we can. Also, I'm coming from mom you better have my horse somewhere. You better be feeding her her nice. Oh, she lacks. And don't be trying to imprint nothing on her, you weirdo.
00:17:07
Speaker
Oh, I do not know what you mean. I honestly, we sent her. We just told her to go home. Well, na I mean, she's a damn mutton job. John, I was worth worse, worse treatment. All right. Well, we're getting that damper. Come on. Let's just go. couple Yeah. They said that she wanted to go hang out with body. Was it? Let's go. They're good friends. and let's That's that's fine. That's good. i know but but I don't care. I'm done talking to you. Yeah. Yeah. Although we do need some more glue to finish some of these sets up here.
00:17:35
Speaker
Yeah, I'm not talking to you anymore. So you guys are heading back toward or heading leftward towards where Maverick thinks he's sniffed out, Ishi. All right. So let's put a pin in that for a minute. Let's jump all the way back eastward towards Punkenstein's home.
Sheriff Jeff's Disorientation and Ren's Resolve
00:17:53
Speaker
Right. Germany towards Germany. That's right. Ren, your um Your protocol or your your alarm goes off 15 minutes after you set the snooze alarm for 15 more minutes. It goes off and you hear like beep, beep, beep. You've been asleep for like a half hour. Get up already. Beep, beep, beep. I don't want to five more minutes. No, you don't get five more minutes. You slept for like 16 years.
00:18:25
Speaker
What? I just was hurt. Where are you? What are you? How are you even talking to me? Where are you coming from? What do you do? What is this? If you're talking to me, just know that these are all very smart, very well placed automated responses. What? I told you. I told you it's not your birthday. Was that what it is?
00:18:49
Speaker
No cake for you. Get out of bed, young lady. She.
00:18:56
Speaker
ah Fine. I already told you what was your first charging. OK, so um you roll out of your charging bed as you ah start. You just kind of hear in the background. Punkenstein's like automated voice messages just keep kind of going off like as you walk away from it. um And I told you I've grown a mustache.
00:19:18
Speaker
yeah Yeah. It's like, I told you it was real. Stop trying to pull it off. I grew it myself.
00:19:26
Speaker
um No, it's not synthetic. Your mother. um So. um Yeah, the capital of Digi Booty is um so what do you do next?
00:19:45
Speaker
it's really
00:19:48
Speaker
um but She's going to go and look in the dictionary to see if Djibouti is an actual place. No, I'm just kidding. um So she's going to go see if she can find Ravi and Dutchess. Ravi and Dutchess? Yeah.
00:20:07
Speaker
Um, so, uh, you go to find, uh, Dutchess and Ravi as you head back out from, uh, Punkenstein's house. Um, and as you walk downstairs, you see the graphic scene of just like some kind of deactivated fins, just kind of like standing in place, kind of blood and bullet holes all over the place. Um, you see that there is a, just a totally, uh,
00:20:35
Speaker
just graphic scene of a woman sliced into bits with a buzzsaw on the ground. um And then like the remnants of um the remnants of of like a glitter bomb that went off up against the door. um But, yeah, everything else is pretty much as you know it, except for just what happened while you were asleep. Do you do anything? Do you take anything? Do you look anywhere else before you head out of Frankenstein's place?
00:21:01
Speaker
I think she'd just kind of stand there in shock for a little bit because she didn't realize it was this crazy when she went to ah to charge herself. And she's going to just kind of, she's going to look around just to see the aftermath and then shrug since she's not going to be able to do anything about it anyway. Okay. And head to, she'll head out at Punky's.
00:21:30
Speaker
OK, so as you walk out of punkies, as you start to open the door amongst all the glitter bomb stuff that's all over the place, you hear like a rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap on the door as you open it. And then you see in flies Ravi the weird because hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. I've been trying to get in here for hours. Hours how?
00:21:54
Speaker
Cause I realized that you were gone. Hi. And I started flying around and I couldn't find you. And I was flying and flying and flying. And I found some cool friends and I was talking to them for a little while. And then I looked around again. I was like, Oh wait, my other metal friend is not here. So I flew around and then I went and tried to talk to the little boy and he kept swinging a stick at me. So I left and then, and then the dog just kept screaming at me and I didn't know what she was saying. So then I just decided to go look for you where I live to think maybe you'd go back there. Cause that's where I was missing when I was tired and scared. So I flew back home to take some rest and I saw you here.
00:22:24
Speaker
I heard you inside, but I couldn't get in because the door was shut. I'm sorry. I thought that my dad like installed a like a door or whatever for you guys. No, we're not supposed to leave usually. And if we do, he gives us very specific instructions that we have to go out the front door because everything else is securely locked.
00:22:45
Speaker
Oh, I'm sorry. I, I was charging, so I didn't know. Um, but I'm here now. So what do you want to do? I need to recharge. I wish I could plug in. I'm so tired. You're so tired. Well, how about you come over and I'll cradle you in my arms and you can take a nap and, uh, you can sleep while we are headed to do dad.
00:23:10
Speaker
That sounds good. I'm hungry too. Do you have any worms or maybe any carcasses I can eat? Oh, are you going to eat that woman over there there? Well, I mean, if you are more than welcome to have like her eyeballs or something, cause she was kind of a bitch. Could you pack some of that for me on the way? Sure. Okay, cool. Yeah. Cause I'm hungry and sleepy.
00:23:33
Speaker
Okay. Don't worry. I got you. How about, um, I put it in a pack on my back and then whenever you're ready, you can just let me know and I'll hand it to you. Oh, I'll just sleep in the pack. That way I can eat it when I wake up. Oh, that's even better. And then I won't have to cradle you. And then my arms are free to, you know, make sure that I walk straight. Cause you know, punk inside and always said that you always have to have your arms swinging from side to side to make sure that you walk straight.
00:24:02
Speaker
Yeah, and your wings to fly forward and up. Yeah, it's something like that. He said he had one arm down. It's not going to work. Walk in a circle. Yeah, right. Of course. So I'm going to hop in his bag now. OK, and he hops in a little backpack, a little satchel that you grab um with like whatever bits that you grab from a dead Sheila. And then what do you do? What do you go? What do you do as as as rabies starts to take a nap and in the back?
00:24:31
Speaker
You're going to go back to do dad. You're going back to do dad. Mm hmm. OK, did you come here on a horse? I can't remember. I think you did, right? um I don't remember. Yes, because we had the horses. Yep. From ah when we found Bella.
00:24:54
Speaker
Right. Okay. So you ride to do dad. Uh, we'll say, we'll just say it was a little bit more of but of of an expedient trip. Uh, so you make it there after some time. And, uh, what are you looking to do when you're in do dad? We're going to see if, uh, she can find anyone that will help her go save her dad. Oh, you want to see if you'll find someone who will help you save your dad. Um,
00:25:21
Speaker
yeah Well, there's always the. Well, I'll help you. I was going to say if he if he wasn't already pinned to the ground and being processed. um ah Yeah. ah So why don't you do I mean, how how what where would you go? where How are you trying to find this help? um She'd probably go back to Sheriff Jeff's office to see if maybe he would come and help her. And if not, then see if there's like a billboard or something of like people looking for bounty hunter work or something or some sort of ah work for hire.
00:26:01
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? Like they used to back in the day with the flag. Oh, I see. Got like a job board. um Yeah, like a job. Okay. Yeah. So you go to Sheriff Jeff's office. um he He looks like, like he's covered in dirt. Like he's covered in filth. He looks like he's been just like digging and pulling. His hands are all calloused and and and dirty.
00:26:23
Speaker
um And he's just kind of like leaning on his desk a little bit like pounding another pot of coffee as you walk in. He goes, oh, just can't burn hard enough these days. You again. Chef Jeff. Rent again, right? Yep. All right. Just making sure everybody keeps changing all the dying time.
00:26:46
Speaker
What, you know, damn fine. I'm just fucking tired, man, when rebuilding the brothel all day, digging up dead bodies and partially crippled people out of the dang mines up north, man, it has been a long ass day. I'm sorry. All right. So would you happen to know of anybody that would want to come and help me go rescue my dad?
00:27:13
Speaker
I don't remember if you said this to me once before. It sounds like a tune you've sung to me. I don't know what they're I don't know for saying saving your dad kid. Like he's got his own little cuckoo island. Well, that's what makes him so fun. I guess fun is subjective and relative. Yeah, I mean, you really got to just hang out with the guy before you just, you know, think that he's just weird because maybe he's weird because he's fun. Right. Yeah, I would.
00:27:44
Speaker
I would ah I would rather I would rather suck off a bull than go and hang out with that guy. Well, I mean, to each their own, if that's what, you know, gets your ox off. But anyway, you know, and if anybody because like I went to go find Cutter and Maverick in my other body and I found them and my mom told me that I couldn't go with them and that I had to be a kid and be away from danger, but I can't wait any longer and I need to go save my dad. Right. Yeah, of course, of course you do. Everybody. Yeah, I mean, everybody's saving everybody today. Oh, a lot of shit's going down. Oh, sorry. My language bad. wren What? I said a bad word. Uh huh. I mean, you.
00:28:38
Speaker
You were in like a brothel for how long and a lot of bad words spoken over there. It's a brothel. Look, I'm only 16, sir. I don't know what you're talking about. I ain't trying to be rude or nothing, but it's been a long day. Look, how about how about. All right. So you're looking for. Oh, shit. Wait a minute. I just remembered some. um And he walks behind his desk and he pulls out like a big like a long wooden box.
00:29:07
Speaker
Um, he says your mom stopped by just a little bit ago and said I was supposed to give this to you. I forgot the first time you don't came around. oh So here you fucking go, I guess. I guess I'm a delivery boy to you might as well get a job with the phone express with that creepy old guy over there. Oh, my job, Joe. Yeah, he is weird. Yeah, I swear to God. I so i tried to shoot him once. I don't know. bus you Yeah, I don't know if I was too drunk to hit him or what, but I thought for sure I fucking hit that guy.
00:29:37
Speaker
Oh, my God, what happened? How did that go? You have to tell me everything. Did he almost bleed? I don't know. Honestly, I kind of blacked out shortly after that, but I was pretty sure I shot the fella. I remember waking up feeling real bad about it. But then I checked. She's just staring at him with like intent. Yeah, so I don't know. I just do i don't know. just Sometimes he really freaks me out and I just have dreams of just killing him.
00:30:05
Speaker
He greets me. No one goes to visit you except for like your friends and you. Oh, sure. Yeah, I do. I like I too. Yeah. Except for that one British lady, that British blonde lady that came in and was painting him a bunch. She seemed to like him, I guess. Ew. Rose. I think was her name. Oh, yeah. Adults are so gross with their like kissing and touching things. It's so gross. Well, hey, I do that in the privacy of my own home and my own office. I don't do it out in public. Well, that's good because too many people are out there doing it and it's just it's terrible. You know, sometimes I feel like I need to wash my eyes out with soap instead of my mouth. And my dad would be so angry. Why don't you just try coffee? That seems to help me out. Coffee? What's coffee?
00:31:02
Speaker
You never ain't a you ain't never had coffee before. God damn it. That's a good opportunity for me to help you out, kid. Oh, yes. What do I do?
00:31:13
Speaker
Hey, you got to do nothing. Hang on a second. I already got so ready. and He pulls off. He runs outside real quick and he's got like a fire out back and he's got like a big ass like metal pot of coffee on it. And he pours into like a little cowboy. Yeah. but Yeah. A little cowboy kettle. And he pours into like a little glass jar that he has. It's kind of like steaming up inside like a like a black liquid. He says, all right, it's better it's better when it's real fucking hot. I tell you what, however, however, it's not for the weak of heart.
00:31:43
Speaker
But when you're getting a real extra sleepy, you take one of these, it'll give you, get you all sorts of all sorts of jazz stuff. It's how I can stay awake for like seven days straight. Whoa. I should be dead, but I'm not. Yeah, they you the I was just going to say, how are you still alive? It's hard to say. Sometimes I wonder if I'm real at all. ri I might just be in hell talking to myself. um Do you want me to pinch you?
00:32:12
Speaker
I'd rather you not touch me on account of you're only 16 kid. have That's true. Maybe, maybe you could pinch yourself and see if you're real. No, I got girls that do that for me. Oh, okay. Okay. You pay them. No, they do it for free. Okay. I was going to say that's bad. No, I don't pay him to do that. Oh, ah that's naughty stuff. Like that's that I can't read about that stuff.
00:32:42
Speaker
Oh, why not? Because I mean, my dad's gone and, you know, no one's going to help me save him and no one's going to teach me unless you teach me this. So like your dad, your dad, or your mama dropped off this this box for you. So like start there. And if you're looking for someone to ask where you got, kid, I just think I don't know if I got last time I left my town, I got raided. So I can't really just leave my town unprotected again. But there's probably some cowboy out there, a cowgirl is probably looking to get some work done.
00:33:11
Speaker
You can probably pay some people if you got any money. Fine. Do you have any last location of like Cutter Maverick because I feel like they would be able to help me. Oh, hang on. Let's see. When did I see them last? They're out here when the place was still burning down. They want out.
00:33:32
Speaker
I don't know. I'm just trying to catch up with whatever the townsfolk told me happened while I was gone. I think someone I think maybe one of the locals said that they went up north somewhere. OK, so that's where I found them before. Yeah, I don't know, kid. Look, I mean, maybe if you go sniffing around, maybe somebody might know, but I've been too busy just trying to keep my town from going under and keeping people from dying in the mine. So I'm just a little bit. ah It's probably the most tired of being in a long time, kid.
00:34:01
Speaker
Do you want me to watch the town for you so you could take a nap? No, I would really just like, uh, I don't know, maybe just a little bit of peace for a little bit. So why don't you just go run along to your thing, take your package and, uh, you know, if you, uh, if you see if you see Maverick, tell him that I got some more jobs needs doing, send his ass over here.
00:34:24
Speaker
OK, but what if I like stood guard in front of your door and then that way, if somebody were to come in, I could be like, nope, he's taking a nap. Hand up yet. Look, I really appreciate that you're trying it and then you hear it. Bring, bring, bring on is not like on the on the on the ah on the wall where his phone is hanging. It's like the fuck. No one ever calls me. Well, maybe maybe if we stop it, I'll answer the phone for you. Maybe if we maybe if we're quiet, it'll stop.
00:34:52
Speaker
but big God damn it, just stop fucking ringing. And he's like looking at it like terrified like I hate talking on the phone. I'll get it for you. She runs over and grabs it. Hello, Sheriff Jeff's office. Like a secretary, like an administrator. Yeah, that's Jeff's office. You hear. Oh, written. Oh, my goodness. I was just calling to ask Jeff Jeff to go find you. Oh, hey, dad.
00:35:20
Speaker
Hey, what are you doing, little girl? i ah you Wait, which one are you? Which model are you right now? ah I'm 16 right now. All right, so that means one, two.
00:35:32
Speaker
Uh-huh. So you're not buzzsaw girl or the other buzzsaw one or the one that's obsessed with not swearing. I didn't tell her that. I don't, it must've been her mom. I didn't do that. Yes you did. Uh-huh. Yes you did. Your mother made me do it.
00:35:49
Speaker
um yes But look, you you must come up here to save me. I'm captured. And and and while these people are trying to free me, ah there's some old bounty hunter that came to my house named Maverick and I gave him a wrist blade, damn it. And he's coming to kill me. And so is that cutter guy. They're trying to kill you. Yes, they're coming to kill me. They just they just said they told my friend that they were going to come and kill me because they don't care if I die. They said they like you, but they hate me and that I don't deserve to live.
00:36:20
Speaker
What? They were Ren's friends. I know. That's why I'm very shocked right now. And frankly, I almost had my way to escape and now I think I'm safer here. Hmm. I'm just gonna blow them up if you don't do something. Well, where are you then? I'm in Dull Town.
00:36:39
Speaker
all the way up to the Northwest. But mom told me that we were not supposed to go to Diltown. The minute we walked in there, we all blew up. So. Well, that's true. I do have I do have a lot of bombs here, but I wasn't going to use them on you. I don't know why your mother would tell you such a thing.
00:36:59
Speaker
Well, she told me to stay very far away from that place because that place will blow up the second that anybody goes into it. So I don't know why you're trying to send me back there because mom already told me no. Mom already said. Wait, hang on. Hang on. Let me call your mother. you Hey, did you tell Red not to come here?
00:37:20
Speaker
um rock rock nine rock rack nine No, I know that was the little one. um i Well, she's older now. but rob but but but but All right, fine. I love you, too. Now you can come. The little one wasn't allowed to come here. Oh, you guys are so confusing.
00:37:42
Speaker
Fine. I'm coming to get you. Well, yeah, you got to stop color and maverick before they try to kill me. I don't think they're going to kill you, Dad. Oh, yeah. Well, listen to this. Yeah. And then he he plays the recording on the phone of Cutter and Maverick saying that, like, they can't wait to get their hands on him to kill him. So that way, Ryn doesn't have to deal with it anymore. Wow, that's rude. OK, so. I guess we'll figure it out.
00:38:13
Speaker
I was using an eye to clone our voices.
00:38:18
Speaker
Sorry, you weren't supposed to hear that last part. OK, um ok well, don't worry, dad, I got you. I'll be there soon. All right. OK. Love you, pumpkin. See you in a little while. I love you too, dad. I'll see you soon. OK, ta ta. Tell Sheriff Jeff I said hello. I don't know if he's going to want to hear from you, dad. OK, then bye bye, then. Toodaloo.
00:38:49
Speaker
I. She hangs up the phone and looks at him. Um. And she just walks out. and No one's going to be calling me anymore, are they? I don't want any more phone calls today. I'm pacing fucking quiet. ah Take the phone off the. hook Slam does the moment you say it as you say in the door here and just like fucking like a hole goes to the other side of the wall. You hear you hear. Fuck yeah.
00:39:19
Speaker
ah um So what do you do? Did you take your package by the way? Oh, shit. No, she forgot. Yeah, like you're like you just hear from the you hear from the out from the wall that like has a hole in it here. God damn it. I had gave her one instruction. Take your fucking box. Come on now.
00:39:42
Speaker
ah Oh, shit. Sorry. She runs in, grabs the box and runs back out. Bye. Hey, wait. Before you leave, can you bring my phone back in? I want to throw it again.
00:39:53
Speaker
OK, she takes it back to you throw it real hard. OK, but not at me. Well, you better move just going right through the fucking door. yeah slam It just chucks it and i'm just like like the upper part of the door just like shatters into like splinters as the fucking phone flies to it. Can you just hear for the first time anyone to do that? Here's fucking like Sheriff Jeff just laughing like maniacally in his office, just like full blown fucking belly laugh mania. I'm just like throwing a fucking phone through the wall.
00:40:24
Speaker
um She gave him such joy. yeah but yeah yeah yeah i yeah ah yeah yeah calamic yeah yeah um um And that's what you hear as you leave Sheriff Jeff's office. So you have your box that you you got your delivery. She's going to look inside it.
00:40:45
Speaker
You open it up. It's a long box. It is a beautifully beautifully crafted um double barrel shotgun. It um and there's a little there's like a little note written on it ah that's in your mom Bella's handwriting. ah It just says like for my ring like on the note on the envelope um and you see this beautiful shotgun. um And it looks like some sort of like interesting prototype. It's got two barrels, but it also has a pump action on it. um So it's a pump action double barrel shotgun, meaning you can shoot it faster, quicker, um as opposed to having to reload every time you fire the two shots.
00:41:29
Speaker
um And ah there's a little note on it and it's like beautiful like box that it's in. It's like a beautifully carved like sanded box. Nice ah on the gun. um And it says to my ring on the note with with the gun. She opens the note. The note is from your mom Bella and it says.
00:41:55
Speaker
This is for when you finally see those ne'er-dwells who were trying to hurt you before, that cutter and that maverick. Make sure that you put them in the ground and I'll take care of everything else. That way we can have a happy life at the vacation home. Sign, mob.
00:42:10
Speaker
but
00:42:15
Speaker
what do you do
00:42:19
Speaker
She ah she rolls her eyes because she's a teenager and rips up the note and like throws it into the water trough um and then gets onto her horse and rides to dole town. OK, so that shotgun does three d um three d eights of damages when you connect with it. Oops.
00:42:44
Speaker
So yeah, it's a double barrel pump action prototype that does 3D 8's when you hit. That's a lot of D's. It's a lot of D's. It's a high D. Yeah. So you ride your way towards Dulltown. And so while you're doing that and settling your character sheet, we go back to Dulltown. We're Cutter and Maverick. You were pursuing um ah the smell of Ishi, I think, um ah making your way towards the yellow ah path. indeed um How would you like to proceed further? With caution, I assume. Well, for caution.
00:43:24
Speaker
A roll for caution. Roll survival for caution. It's a seven for Maverick. Cutter, are you also moving with caution? I guess since he is, I'm going to have to two. All right, roll for caution, roll survival. Three. That's a three. Oh, I should also say, I think I said this at the end of the last episode, but during the fantastical Rin episode, everybody was collecting bennies based on like certain. All right, yeah.
00:43:53
Speaker
things that they did throughout the show, and then they all rolled so many, what was it, D4s, a bunch of D4s? I can't remember how we based it, but I think it was however many successes that you had. um We rolled, or how many aces or whatever that you had. So everybody has like a a way bigger amount of Ben Benjamins that they can use, um back down to two, which is their usual cap. So plus two, plus whatever they got after, as the reward for doing that episode together.
00:44:22
Speaker
Um, so if you notice that they're using a lot more bennies than usual, that is why. Um, since we're heading into the final episode, I thought it would be fun to have some extra bennies for some fun. Um, but anyway, so that is a three. Do you want to use a Benjamin or do you want to keep it the way it is? No. Cutter's heart's not really in it anyways. I guess it's all for a farce right now. So yeah, let's be cautious Maverick. All right. So you're still on your, on your horses. Yes. Yeah.
00:44:50
Speaker
All right. Oh, and um I guess Cass just said that DOPE stands for depression, oppression, percolation and evaporation for Rin's DOPE mechanism that she uses. What's percolate? It means BONK! What's percolation?
00:45:10
Speaker
Percolation is what happens when you're taking a hit on your bong and you hear that noise. that's Interesting. More than coffee does in a pot. Right, exactly. Yeah, exactly. To filter gradually through a porous surface or substance. TM, TM, TM. Okay, bye.
00:45:34
Speaker
So you are proceeding cautiously the best that you can up the yellow path here in Dulltown. Cutter, what is the next scene that you think that you would walk into for Banta Black's big show? Oh, Jesus.
00:45:52
Speaker
um You can tag team with Adrian if you want. No, let's say ah there's a beautiful stage. There's a beautiful stagecoach up ahead. and and and ah in a trail and there's like say they got some big hillsides on the sides and They've got some fake wooden trees. They had to put in cause there was enough trees on his hillside area and they, you know, kicked up from dirt. So it's like, there's a road there now. And there's a couple of dudes on top and they're just kind of sitting there waiting. And there's like four dudes all around it. There's a little, there's a little short dude in his little scaly dude in his little robe. There's a dude that looks, he's dressed like cutter and there's a, like the other dudes from the, from the robbery scene.
00:46:34
Speaker
going like, I'm one, I'm not, I'm kind of one, I'm kind of two. Yep. That's perfect. And then you hear, you see another guy walks out, a little bit of a scarred face and a black hat. It says, all right, boys, it's, it's time to rob this person and deprive someone who really needs this medicine because we're greedy, right? Boys never goes. Yeah. And then the one playing kind of goes, yeah, especially me. I hate everything that isn't involved with stuff I lack. So yeah, let's take this medicine. No one needs it. Uh, I thought it was Shrek because he was green, but it's the Hulk and he sees himself smashing things in the past, but he's smart Hulk now. I kind of put my finger in my nose and I'm like, oh. And then you see Ostrum is there, like their little kind of short guy playing Ostrum. It's like a thing with paint on. Yeah, he's just like painted gray and like like little pencil designs on him. And he goes, Hmm, I think we should use my exes and just cut them to pieces because they are stupid. And what we want is more important than what they want. Right, Kata? He goes, Yeah, let's do it. You fuck these damn doctors and your damn guards. Maverick, Maverick. Remember, I never went in a great detail. Remember, I told you before I met you guys, I did something wrong.
00:47:55
Speaker
Yes. With a feller. This just seems to be some sort of a gross interpretation of it. I tried to, Maverick, I'm sure you know, I tried to do it the best I could. I got mixed up with some wrong stuff. I was worried for money from my mom. Everybody got dead. People were innocent. And there's somebody who was waiting for medicine. Apparently, I didn't know we were stealing medicine in the first place, Maverick, but I went through it anyway. No excuse. But I just want you to know, whatever they try and tell you happened here, pray him what happened. I tried to save the lady. There was a lady and doctor. I tried saving her. and There was guys on the thing. I didn't want them to get killed. And well, all the scumbags I was with, I didn't really want them to die either, but they all ended up dying. I had to shoot one of them because they killed the lady I was trying to save. It was a whole thing, man. But, um, I guess now all the stuff she just said to to us back there, I'm guessing that whoever is doing this must be the person that
00:48:47
Speaker
Uh, knew who, who was a diet, I guess from the medicine I took. Did they didn't, you know, that makes, uh, somewhat sense. Yeah. That that could be maybe the reason why all of this happening. Well, I'm sorry. You got roped into a maverick for my mistakes. I mean, or use.
00:49:07
Speaker
Well, I'm not, I'm there's plenty of crying. Where did I fire? I got written killed maverick fraud. If she wouldn't have been in cruelty, Alex, it wasn't for me. You wouldn't be here if it was a guy. She wouldn't be out there. Bathy, damn it. Everybody may like put my hands. Okay. Relax right now. This all is really shitty and we can worry about it right now and we can worry about it later. But right now we first need to like finish this business here. Right. Well, I was gonna say, should we just ride past these fools? may They might have bathy or issue in that cart there. Who knows what's going on here? Yeah. Let's first get done with this and then we can like talk about this. All right. Let's trot our little selves into this scene here.
00:49:46
Speaker
Um, you trot in like they don't really pay you any attention like as you, as you kind of walk through, um, you just hear bang, bang, bang, bang. Oh, I'm just an innocent doctor. I was just trying to save a sweet little boy.
00:49:59
Speaker
oh And then you see it's the one that it's cut or the guy playing cutter that's like shoots or like pulls her out of the wagon and shoots her. um And you see like this whole big like you see the guy playing tiny and tiny to the lake like, yeah, we're bad and we like to do bad things. Ain't nothing bad ever going to happen to us. um And then they just proceed to like finish acting out the gunfight where like they shoot, you know, the the the the other guys and then like.
00:50:28
Speaker
Then awesome is like, I hope I never get my head blown off into future. And then you hear. Then you hear Qatar says, Qatar's like ah the guy playing Qatar is is like, he goes, no, is you're going to live forever. um I did say that never. and Unfortunately.
00:50:49
Speaker
um And yeah, as you you just ride through the scene and they're just kind of acting it around you shooting at each other as you guys pass, they pull their guns up so you can go past and they're just continuing to shoot even other firing blanks. And then you just see it's a bloodbath eventually. And then you see, as you guys are almost out of the scene, you hear a cutter says, now I'm going to betray all the other guys that I was supposed to have trust in. Take that tiny one, tiny two, the other guy's names I forget. Fuck you. It's only a matter of time before I turn on on Oz.
00:51:18
Speaker
What was that? Nothing. You're going to live forever. um And then would see I would like to stop by and try and see if there's anybody in the wagon. You want to stop it? See if there's anybody in the wagon. Yeah. um You look in and you just see there is a picture in there that in a golden.
00:51:36
Speaker
I'm frame and it is a picture what looks like a golden retriever, like a beautiful, a beautifully kept gorgeous dog inside of this gold frame that is leaning up against the wall inside of the stagecoach. Is it like a small picture? I mean, it's sizable. It's not like bigger than you, but like it's I mean, you could carry it's a little bit bigger, but you could carry it. I pick it up. I step down. I look at all the guys are just like like just doing their hosting without even acting like we're here at all.
00:52:06
Speaker
I look at Maverick and I think I killed a dog. What makes you think that? There's a picture of a dog in here where where the medicine would have been for whoever was it was that was sick. It was one of them sort of like, ah one of the reasons I don't like plays back took me to one.
00:52:24
Speaker
And it was like, oh, they're coming for you. Oh, they're going to be here soon. And it would turn out, you thought, oh, it's probably some big, tough, scary man. But it was really a woman who was doing all the crazy things, kind of like our situation now. And I was like, why would they not say she? If they knew it was a lady, they would have said she. Like, they didn't say, when I was holding up the stage, they didn't say, oh, there's a dog that needs this. No, they didn't say, I'm a veterinarian. They just said, someone needs this. They were very obscure about it. But now I know Maverick. I'm just picking hairs here, Maverick. But either way.
00:52:53
Speaker
So I don't like theater acting and all this stuff. It's all trickery. It's very sad that a dog died. Yeah, me too, man. That's kind of a bummer. Well, I'm actually kind of a little bit, um, I got really just sad for a second there. That dude said, boy, I thought, no, my God, I killed some kid doing this. But I mean, a dog is also sad. Well, I've been found, I've been feeling really miserable if it was some poor little kid. But, uh, I got my tuck. Maybe more sad. So I guess,
00:53:22
Speaker
but Let's just continue on. Indeed. tuck I tucked a picture into a saddlebag on a horse I have and I jump on again. OK. So you continue on past that scene? Indeed. Yes.
00:53:37
Speaker
OK, so you um you continue onward. ah Maverick, what is a scene that you think you step into next as you guys continue down the path um away from this scene ah with Stagecoach? Next would be the scene the next time we encounter Winter Black when she was in do that as like Lady Thames.
00:54:04
Speaker
And she was there for like bodyguard and I think in the past like Carter like also shot like the bodyguard. she Yeah, he did. He did shoot. He did shoot her bodyguard. um and that agree And I think like that scene next.
00:54:19
Speaker
Yeah, you see you see a blonde woman wearing a pretty dress and some pearls around her neck talking to another actor that's dressed almost identically as cutter and she. And she goes and you hear the woman and like a real awful British accent, just the worst British accent. She's like it's just because it's like kind of like still got that kind of country twang in it. It's like, you know, I'm you you killed my guy a and u I need you to go retrieve ah ah a gem that he had for me. And you hear cutter the guy playing cards like, yeah, OK, whatever. is You're going to give me a bunch of money and stuff, right? Because I'm greedy and I won't do anything for any sort of recompense unless I am being compensated, even though I had already done went and did the murder. So as long as you're willing to pay me because I know you got big bucks, then then maybe I will do something that could be perceived as an act of kindness.
00:55:16
Speaker
And then you hear the the woman is just like oh i suppose if that's what i have to do to find my jewel then yes i will pay you to get your mother out of debt. And then you hear him say yeah dan don't ever think about bringing my mom here she's safe where she is and i'm gonna buy back that farm for her from all those debtors.
00:55:38
Speaker
And um then like they just keep kind of having like a little ah little scene like that um as you guys approach. Do you do anything? I give them an honor to them. like Nice performance. Damn, Africa. sort of Makes you feel a certain way when all your mistakes and your wrongdoings get stacked up one by one and run the other one right in front of you. Makes you feel a certain way. You know yeah you could say this is kind of your hell. Yeah.
00:56:07
Speaker
But we don't we um we don't like it through it. Right. Yeah. I'm kind of worried about that one last line that one person said, though, there maybe it is. Is that my mom? Do you think about my mom out here, Maverick? I hope not. um That would be kind of tragic. Yeah. But I do not mean to her. I did want to bring her out here. So I mean, hopefully if she's safe. i can It always blows over. We can get her to stay out here. But dang. When was the last time you saw your mom?
00:56:35
Speaker
I ain't seen her since I left home. I wrote to her and sent her money, but that's it. I mean, how would they know where your mom lives? I don't know, man. How'd they know anything? These people, it's crazy. How'd the person who owned that dog know anything that happened? Half the people was dead. They got involved with it. Maybe that Tommy Felix feller snitched on me. I wouldn't be surprised. They probably said, hey, here's $1. You want to snitch on somebody? He said, yeah, sure. I'll snitch for five cents.
00:56:58
Speaker
Anyway, let's keep going, I guess. Yeah. And hopefully not find your mom here. Yeah, I hope so, too. um So you see you walk up to another scene, you ride along. It's a little bit more kind of crowded. There's like a a bunch of dudes all over the place having a gunfight around a very in this instance, a very, very small pond that has like a bunch of blue paper laid out near it to make it look bigger.
00:57:25
Speaker
um And you see that there is someone kind of wearing like, like wooden boxes on their arm and their leg. It's like ah a guy in like makeup trying to look like Ren. And you see a short guy painted gray that looks like Osram. And then you see another guy dressed as Cutter and you're fighting the dudes up at Dickey Lake. Or is that lame duck pond? I can't remember. Was it lame duck pond? was lame duck digy lamebe pond um yeah This one should be good. marick i I'm pretty sure we managed to handle this pretty We killed a couple of fellers in the gunfight, but we managed to get most of them alive. I think, Dan, you were there, Maverick, right? Most of them were alive. Right. I was kept shut there, yeah. Yeah, so I'm not going to get me on this one here. I, you know, we did pretty good on this one, I think. We didn't kill everybody. And then you see the guy playing cutout goes, goes, Ren, are you good? And then she goes,
00:58:15
Speaker
Oh, no, I'm too high to understand what I'm doing. And she's leaning up against the pole as like a bunch of bullets are kind of cracking off the pole. And she's like, I miss my dad. And all I want to do is go to the brothel.
00:58:31
Speaker
Get high and talk about my dad's mustache and mutton chop Joe's mutton chops cuz I'm a perv and then cutters just like alright I'll listen I'm too much of a chicken shit to go up there to take out the leader so why don't you go ahead and you take your axes you just go up there and just chop his head off.
00:58:48
Speaker
then you hear the guy as awesome goes but what if i get killed cuz he's got the gun and i only have my exes and your credit goes now hey listen and nothing i ever do was wrong and nothing no ideas ever have is wrong just go up there and take care of the guy you're indestructible. Yes okay and then you see the guy playing awesome runs up to go attack this dude with a with a shotgun ah who's holding a shotgun then bang and then the guy playing awesome just drops down he throws like a bunch of spaghetti on the ground near where is head is.
00:59:17
Speaker
Oh, no, I from that. Yeah. Yeah. And then you you hear the guy play and kind of goes, well, that takes care of him. One more one less loose end on account of the whole stagecoach incident. What a moron. And the guy goes, what? Nothing. Shut up. Yeah. And then they just continue that little gunfight. P P P. You as the scene goes on. What do you do? Oh. Hopefully, I mean, these matters again, this is getting tiresome.
00:59:48
Speaker
get your baby you just close your eyes and i'll lead you through it and i'll still hear it if people talking all our nons best of us keep going maybe it' be hopefully is the last damn one things' coming threes usually i hope Hopefully. Yeah. So while you guys are walking, making your way through all these scenes, let's go back to Ren. Ren, you're making your way towards ah towards Dulltown after having a conversation with your with with your dad on the phone with Sheriff Jeff. um Do you do any other preparations or anything before you head out um or do you just head straight there? i I'm just going to head straight there.
01:00:29
Speaker
All right, you head straight there from do dad. It's going to be a hot minute. um But then ah you hear um you hear Ravi kind of going, I'm not. And then like he pokes his little beak out the top of your satchel goes, hi, are we there yet? Hello. Not yet. Oh, OK. You OK? Everything fine? Everything good? Oh, yeah, we're good. All right. Just you can kind of.
01:00:57
Speaker
Yeah, I'm good. I can just kind of hear your little wind internal heart going kicking, kicking, kicking, kicking. And it's scaring me a little. Thought maybe you were stressed out or hurt. Or you needed more water. Are you OK? No, I'm OK. I think I'm just a little nervous, really. Why? oh Because mom said that the town was rigged to blow. But dad said that I need to come rescue him there. So I'm just, you know,
01:01:27
Speaker
I'm torn right now. I'm torn. Why? Torn how? You look like you're in One Piece. I am in One Piece, of course. But mentally, I'm torn.
01:01:39
Speaker
Because do I, do I go and save my dad or do I listen to my mom? It is like one of the hardest things to, cause you know, you have those kids that like, they'll go to their mom and be like, mom, can I go do this? And then they'll be like, no. And then they go to their dad and they'll be like, dad, can I do this? Mom said it was okay. And then dad says it's okay. And then you find out later that dad, mom did not say it was okay. You know what I'm saying? Like, I just want to make sure that I don't get grounded.
01:02:09
Speaker
is all. Okay. Oh, well, I don't know what grounded is unless you mean like, well, you can't fly anymore and you have to kind of stay on the ground or on a, on a tree. Um, kind of, but there's nothing wrong with it. Sometimes it's nice to rest your wings when you're grounded. So it doesn't sound so bad. Yeah. But then if I'm grounded, then I can't talk to my friends or I can't like go do fun things and I can't like amputate people's arms so that I can turn it into robot arms. I mean, what?
01:02:39
Speaker
But I don't know what that means. ah Nothing. I would just say, you know, I don't have a lot of experience being a human or whatever you are. um But I mean, sometimes I know you just got to follow ah your instincts. You know, that's all we have in this world is whatever seems like the best thing you should do. That's what you should do. That's a pretty simple way to live your life. But I've gotten this far. Yeah.
01:03:07
Speaker
I mean, at least I have you for, you know, backup and whatever. is So we're good, right? Yeah. My back. Yeah. I can always activate myself, destruct sequence and blow something up if I need to. Let's try to avoid that because I like having you around, but that's good to know. I think we'll be okay with the stuff that I have. Cause like, you know, dad made it like me is super powerful to the nine. So we're I think we'll be okay.
01:03:35
Speaker
OK, I'm just saying, if you want me to blow up, my talkie box has a bomb in it. OK, I'll remember that. Almost all of Punkenstein's birds have bombs in them. I kind of knew that, but you know, I didn't want to ask him because he's kind of protective about them. Yeah, you know, something that all of us know now that I'm thinking about it is every bird that we that has ever been worked on in Punkenstein's office.
01:04:02
Speaker
has a bomb in it. Isn't that fascinating? It's kind of neat that we could all just go boom at any time. Really makes living life a way to, you know, really makes you appreciate it. Dad, I am so going to ground you when we get home. You're going to ground your dad? Yeah. Oh, well, you better save him first. Yep. I'm going to have to save him first so that I can ground him. And then I'm going to tell my mom on him.
01:04:29
Speaker
OK, well, I don't know what that means. I've never had to tell. I don't know what telling on anything means, but. Well, hey, I'll be right here with you, kid. I'll be right here with you, kid. OK. You want to get you want to want to keep going? Yeah, let's keep going. All right, cool. I'm going to go grab myself a snack real quick. I think I smell some roadkill somewhere. OK, he flies out of the bag and leaves for a little while as you continue your way towards Dalltown.
01:04:56
Speaker
Um, but eventually you get there to doll town. You enter towards where cutter and maverick originally did. Um, and you can see, uh, that there are like a couple of gals and like warrior outfits sitting at like a, like a triple path. Uh, a couple of them were having a smoke while the other ones kind of dusting off her, her body. And she goes, Oh, Hey, you look familiar. Are you wait, hang on. Wait, is that you ran? Do you change your outfit? You never change your outfit.
01:05:26
Speaker
Yeah, it's totally me. Why you look so different? And where's your big where's your big pack of water? Well, you know, I had Hunkenstein fix me up a little bit. Oh, do you like my upgrades? I mean, yeah, do you like mine? And she kind of like pushes her boobs up and down a little bit.
01:05:49
Speaker
Yeah, that's just making me jealous because now I'm going to have to have my my my Puckenstein. Yeah, Puckenstein do that to me now, too, since he upgraded my water pack. Oh, well, I did not know that he could do that. But, you know, maybe we can maybe we can all talk to him together. Maybe everybody can get upgraded. You know, two girls like, yeah, OK, yeah, all right. Yeah.
01:06:16
Speaker
Why not? brings you round What brings you around here? Ran aren't you supposed to be at the brothel or something? um Well, there's a problem with that. And I really um I came here because I need to grab Punkenstein. Oh, we we don't exactly know where he is, but i'm we're pretty sure he's hanging out somewhere with van with with Miss Black. Oh, perfect. That's exactly who I'm looking for. You are. What's your business with Miss Black?
01:06:45
Speaker
Oh, she asked me to make something for her and I did. Oh, for real? What did she ask you to make for her? Just a present. I'm not supposed to tell you. It's for you. God. Wait, what? It's supposed to be a surprise. Now you're ruining the surprise. Will you shut up? Uh, okay. Um, if you say so, um, can you roll us roll me a persuasion roll to see if if you can fib your way through this conversation?
01:07:15
Speaker
A persuasion. Yes. Eight. OK, you see the one girl is kind of puffing a cigarette and she goes, just leave it. Come on now, whatever. We don't need to know everything. but We're only getting paid up to this point anyhow. Any other. And then Bendy's just like, yeah, OK. I mean, I mean, we don't know where she is, though. You're just going to have to follow lines like everybody else, like the boys are here doing some sort of extra thing. But like, that's not my part of the script.
Script Changes and Underlying Plot
01:07:43
Speaker
So I haven't read ahead. So ah You know, just pick a line and follow it and see where you end up, kid. how She thinks about it for a minute. What's that? She said, how's Sheffi, by the way? Sheffi's good. Yeah, Sheffi is still back at the brothel making goulash. Just got her got him a new bowl. You know, it's good. um She thinks for a minute and
01:08:11
Speaker
she's She has like her hand to her chin and is tapping it for a minute as she looks at her with her finger like up. She goes, ah, yes, yes, yes. um So now that I think about it, there has been script changes and ah Vanta wanted me to tell you about that. And um if you go look over in my saddlebag over there, they're over there. What? Just go look.
01:08:42
Speaker
So out of character for a minute, what is written trying to accomplish here and how does she? Because it sounds like Cass knows something, but somehow written also knows something. How does written know the thing that Cass knows?
01:08:54
Speaker
Rin doesn't know anything. She's just like trying to get in the door. Okay. So I'm just curious like what Rin thinks she knows versus all this stuff. They're already letting you through. You don't really have to distract them. They just told you that, you know, you can just go because you have a present. So, I mean, you can still distract them with a, you can still distract them with the other, with the script changes if you want, but you've already filled them with your first persuasion roll. So they already, they're already like, whatever, go ahead.
01:09:19
Speaker
OK, cool. So she's just going to be like, OK, well, um, good to see you guys. And I will see you for the party later. She just walks past him. Oh, wait. So am I supposed to go get the script in your horse or what? If you want to buy. I don't. What? And then, like, as you as you walk away, Ray becomes a lands on your shoulder um and. um Like, are you're letting that disgusting bird. Ew. Ew. That's my pet. Shut up. Oh, dang, ran shit. I thought we were friends. um And that's why I'm saying it to your face instead of behind your back. Fair. All right. And they go and they start checking your saddlebags like, so where is this script at? I've only memorized so many lines as you're walking away. Oh, no. Did I forget it? Click. Click. And she closes the door or the gate or whatever she's at.
Fork in the Road and Gothic Set
01:10:20
Speaker
OK, so where do you go? What do you do? She's going to go look for Punky or Banta Black. All right. So as you get on this road, you see a blue path, a yellow path and an orange path. And you do see that some of them are more tread than others. um What do you do at this path of paths? This fork in the road, is that we're. Hmm.
01:10:47
Speaker
A trident. She's going to go down the least traveled one. The least traveled one? ah Well, you would definitely roll out the yellow one because the yellow one's got several footprints running up it. um So the orange path and the blue path are the two that doesn't look like anybody has really used it at all today. OK, she's going to go down the blue path. All right, you go down the blue path.
01:11:16
Speaker
um And as you as you walk up the blue path, you can see there's kind of a lot of like animatronic figures up this way. Like you walk for maybe like five minutes until eventually like the scenery starts to change from like a woodland area to more of kind of like a gothic looking um like ghost town with like a bunch of animatronic movement of like trees and like specters kind of moving between bushes and stuff. um And so it looks like a set.
01:11:47
Speaker
It's definitely looks like a set, like 100% looks like a set. Okay, just wanted to make sure that's what I was seeing in my mind. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like just somebody crafted it to look like this. um And as you walk, you kind of hear more of like,
01:12:03
Speaker
more of kind of like a kind of like spooky sounds like it looks like the um like as you walk in like it did like a tunnel was kind of built to block out the sun a little bit like made out of just like different planks and stuff as you walk through it to cover up the sun so it gets a little darker as you walk towards it um and as you
Betrayal and Staged Dramatic Scene
01:12:23
Speaker
come closer you come out into like this big set this giant essentially it's like a giant like gutted barn. um But it looks like a town built like a smaller, a smaller model town built inside the barn so it can stay dark in here. And so you can see inside this big barn and all these like little set houses and stuff. There's like different
01:12:44
Speaker
guys that look like they're kind of playing drunk people and you hear the one guy like, I sure hope we ain't getting attacked by some people who want to be heroes. um And then you see the spotlight shines upon someone dressed like Rin, like with like wood on their arm, what like somehow like wooden parts near the leg and kind of like that ah kind of fuzzy hat and the and the um the pale skin. And um you see the the character playing Rin says,
01:13:13
Speaker
Oh, I was only here for recon. I was only trying to protect my friends. There did I know the betrayal that would fall upon me tonight.
01:13:25
Speaker
And then you see, ah she turns around and she's having a conversation with like two, like another person that's kind of dressed like Ren, but looks a little bit different. And then another one standing, flanking the other side of a guy wearing like a black vest and a black hat. And they're having a conversation here or say, no, I would never betray my friends, Felix. That's just not who I am as a person. And then you see up on like a horizon somewhere, you see a guy, um a guy who looks like Maverick. He's got like you know the ah the nice hat. There's a golden bird perched upon his shoulder and like ah and a duster. And he's sitting next to a guy. He's wearing Cutter's outfit. And you hear Cutter, the the spotlight shines on Cutter. And he goes, I think you should take them all out, Maverick. You're the world's greatest bounty hunter. You're like 80-something. And you shoot like you're 15. These are all bad people, including that little robot, Rand. We can't trust her, especially since Punkenstein can talk to us through her. And you hear, yeah, you're probably right.
01:14:22
Speaker
And then bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And then like all of the other characters near Ren react and they fall over. And then the one that's playing Ren holds onto their chest and says, Oh, never what I have thought today. And she turns her head and looks and her goggles drop down over her face and she looks up and she sees as another spotlight shines on both Maverick and Cutter. And she says, Oh, I thought We were France. And then you just see she like takes off a bunch of her wooden pieces and throws them up in the air and goes boom. um And a bunch of pieces fly everywhere. And then like the spotlights go out.
01:15:00
Speaker
What do you there's another ring that says that from somewhere else, like that's not how it happened. And then you see Maverick goes, I'll shoot her to bang. Oh, dang, another betrayal.
01:15:23
Speaker
She lost the ground. What do you do? um She's going to sit there and go, what in the what is going on here? This is not.
Rin's Quest and Confusion
01:15:38
Speaker
OK, so she said something about a script outside, and this is definitely not how this was going on. So something is a foot here. Hmm. So what does this run wasn't there? But she got all of the memories. Did she get did she get all of the memories?
01:15:57
Speaker
Not all of them, but a good portion of them. So she got she got the memories of Finn, who was told that Cutter and Maverick killed original Ren. So the memories that you got are from Finn because she transferred herself into you.
01:16:14
Speaker
So you got her memories. I thought she got some of Rin's too. She does. so She does have like some of the ones of like, like recognizable people. Like she knows cutter. She knows Maverick. She knows ah that's Joe. She knows Sheffi, you know, all the important people in her life. She knows who they are. But like a lot of that stuff in between, she wouldn't have like a full encyclopedia knowledge of like Rin's whole catalog. Just like whatever Finn was able to get when she was like um activated and then Rin kind of got whatever byproduct that that was. um So she has all of Finn's memories because those are all pretty recent and new and then what whatever ones she was able to pick up from the Rin's before. um Because you do also have like a few vague memories of like other characters like because the other Rin's know like
01:17:01
Speaker
like Felix ah Tommy Felix and some of the other gang that they were hanging out with. Like you would recognize that that's supposed to be Tommy Felix because one of the rins knows who that is. So like there's a lot of there's like a catalog of faces that you recognize when you see them or at least like roughly see them because that's really what you got. Right. Exactly. They're kind of like characters that are they're like dossiers of characters essentially like oh this is who this person is. I know who that is.
01:17:29
Speaker
Gotcha. OK, that's how that's why you would recognize Lila and Apony at Bulls Bulls Bulls. Mm hmm. All right. You know, the people that they that they knew. She's going to still be confused because I would be. Yeah, this is this is interesting. And then she's going to try to sneak out of the barn to try to still find. Punky. She's going to listen for his voice.
01:17:58
Speaker
um Sure. Do a little notice roll. See see what you can hear. See a taste. Feel. What's the other one? Sniff. Smell.
01:18:09
Speaker
um You smell his, you smell the very familiar smell that all rins and fins associate with, uh, Punkenstein is you smell a very faint trail of his, of his mustache oil that he uses to keep it. I was literally going to say that his mustache. palm yeah You smell, you smell the, the, the, like the minty ness of his, of his tingly mustache bomb that he puts on every day. Um,
01:18:40
Speaker
So you can kind of follow that a little bit. She's going to follow that smell. It actually goes back the way you came. um So as you were like making your way towards the set, like now that you're trying to pay attention a bit and you've seen all this, like you see you see like like a bunch of little lights come on and they make an arrow pointing out the way that you came in originally.
01:19:03
Speaker
um you And like a honing beacon. Yeah, essentially. And you make your way back out as you're kind of like locked on to this to this smell and it goes up the yellow path where all the other footprints went. OK, she's going to go that way. All right, you go that way. um So while you're making your way up there, um Cutter and Maverick, you guys um saw the scenes that you saw. You saw the ah the the the scene with Lady Danes. You saw the scene with ah ah the guys that lame duck lameduck pond. You saw what happened at the. Also, Justin, for you, especially. Take an extra Benjamin, because I was literally thinking about doing a scene with that stagecoach. So it's um it's so funny that you said that because I was just going to shoehorn it in later.
01:19:59
Speaker
um So I think it's a for like airla the events of like our lives like played out. Yeah, Benjamin for reading my mind, bro. um um So um so, yeah, so as you guys are kind of walking through these scenes, um Ren, you can kind of make your way up the same path as they're walking. And you see all these all these set pieces that we talked about earlier, but like all the actors are just kind of like sitting around now.
01:20:28
Speaker
either having a smoke or they're just rolling dice or something like that or a couple of them are reading through these little pamphlets or scripts trying to see what they're supposed to do next. um And you see you see a couple of the guys look something says, hey, I don't think you're supposed to be here, young lady. I don't think you're in any of these scenes. I don't think they have one written for you until like the end. Shut up.
01:20:52
Speaker
She keeps walking like dang rude. I was just trying to help you out. Shit. um
01:21:00
Speaker
They're like yeah teenagers these days. They just they have no matters. All they care about is their their their their who stick in their books. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Well, it should be. They should be reading about Jesus. But take these kids minds from them. They're paying too much time on these books.
Maverick's Inquiry and Humorous Confrontation
01:21:20
Speaker
Not a tunnel to the trees. Yeah, we need to burn them books if it ain't the Bible. Burn them books. um And so um we as you make your way through just kind of power walking through, you're continuing onward through these scenes. You see the one you see the one person dressed up like original ran. And so I heard Blue Path went into the yellow path.
01:21:40
Speaker
She came back the blue path because it turned her around and now she's going up the yellow path. im at That part. Yeah. So yeah, that like that. And they really went in again. I said, well, not not not necessarily. She just like was trying to find something and was redirected the opposite way. She could have continued onward. She just didn't because she's following Plunkenstein's moustache bomb. So like she she had maverick somehow or greyhounds. They could just like sniff out shit. You guys hold armor. You can smell things. I'm just normal guy. She's got a camera in her eye that she can see smells. Yeah, that's right. She can see smells. Yep. see so She said she said she smells, see smells down by the sea.
01:22:28
Speaker
Okay. but Anyway, you we're walking. What are we doing? Where are we at? um hang on i gotta write that down that's hilarious like recently i made my korean teacher say english ah tongue twisters and it was quite funny did you have her do she sells she smells i think so yeah that's why i like thought of it or a very what is it? ah Seven, so so seven silver so special stamps. I can't remember anyway. right um So, yeah. So you guys are making your way through. There's one more scene that you walk through that's like like it looks like it's kind of like a like a. ah
01:23:10
Speaker
So where I'm looking for like a facsimile of a cave and, um, like your horses can't fit through the set, but then you can hear that Rick, save me, save me, Maverick. I'm your wife. Um, create a weapon with your cave, a cave with your wife, America. I mean, my wife's been dead for years. All right. Let me know. is this Um, the place where you saw that game of the ghost.
01:23:40
Speaker
You're going to go in, you said? Yes. ah As you go in, you see there's a very bloody scene. It just looks like dyed syrup all over the floor. It's very sticky in there. And again, you have to get off your horses if you want to go in, because it's too small for a horse to fit in. It's kind of like a video game. It's like a boss area. You can't continue on with your vehicles. Right, right. You have to jump off your horse. yeah um but As you walk in.
01:24:08
Speaker
Yeah, dismount press, press triangle to dismount. um So you head into the cave, you see this kind of bloody situation, you see those like. body parts that you can clearly see are just like straw stuffed in like sleeves or like sheets and stuff to look like body parts that are just covered in gum. Yeah. Yeah. um And you see a guy that's kind of like fellow that's all scarred up with an eye patch and he's got like two big axes in his hands and she goes and you see somebody who's dressed the way that your wife used to dress exactly Maverick. Like exactly.
01:24:45
Speaker
and How would they know how my wife dressed? That's a good question. um And ah you walk in and you hear, hear the you see they like look up to see that you're finally in there and she goes, and like the woman kind of like the woman playing your wife just like kind of like does that thing where they like put their hand like over their face for a second to kind of like just like prepare. And then she goes,
01:25:06
Speaker
oh good nasher please i have a loving husband who will come and find me you will not get away with this he failed me he failed me and she says like the moment she says that she says and he you hear the guy playing nasher says like you're going too fast you're going too fast walk it back i had like three lines before that next one i go like Up to NASA and I tell like and I did find it you bitch'm pretty sure i look down on up your ass you son of a bitch You it this guy kill I forgot to kill your wife remember do we talked about that shit goddamn kick the student head for playing this feller <unk> be man' butardre You're playing with a man's the history of his wife being murdered. Do you understand what you're doing?
01:25:44
Speaker
Like he's like he's trying to ignore you guys the best that he can he's like. yeah i'm Good nature and I don't I you know I gave Maverick plenty of time to come and find you but he ain't coming for you so now I'm gonna look weak in front of my boys if I don't make you an example.
01:26:03
Speaker
And then she says, oh, he failed me. He failed me. And then you see, he takes like these kind of like little sticks essentially that are kind of shaped look like axes and he just like starts tapping her with it real gently. Yeah, that's it. You're dead because of Maverick. um And he just says like start gently poking her with these sticks on the ground and she says, I'm dying. I'm dying. It's all Maverick's fault.
01:26:28
Speaker
I like take a stick and like also pretend that I'm stabbing Nasha. You just pretend he goes, oh, oh, he found me. Oh, you have been avenged. I didn't catch your name ever. And then he falls over. OK, let's let's keep going on. And then you see the woman grabs your your leg and she says,
01:26:53
Speaker
What was my name? I ah but it just said Maverick's wife on the script. I don't know what my name was. I like God. We're close to Ian Whisper. It was Barbara. Oh, Barbara. I mean, I could be Barbara. Are you single? I like older man. that um I'm not far to taking. Read the room, lady.
01:27:18
Speaker
I'm sorry. I had to see all that shit again. We seem like it went off. You like water off a bag of a duck. So I mean, all right. I mean, it's it's been long in the past. It's fine. All right. Tap on the back. You're a strong man, man. Let's
Teenage Rin's Introduction and Seeking Help
01:27:30
Speaker
go. Hopefully, is the hopefully that is is the last one. And then you hear like what sounds like people beating on pots and pans, trying to and with rice inside of them, trying to make like the sound of lightning like.
01:27:39
Speaker
And then Rin catches up to you guys behind you. Rin, you see them standing at this this gross cave scene as Maverick and Carter are trying to walk through it. Ah, I square up. yeah so um well ah ah What but just happened here? We're in no trouble.
01:28:03
Speaker
I don't know. We have not seen Teenage Win yet, right? No. No, you have not. This is the first time you've seen, and you know that it's not the Wren. That's not Finn, and that's not... She does look the most like the other Wrens that you guys have encountered. Like, they're almost identical, just a little older or younger. So I'm afraid she's another Twisted Evil Wren turned a little... Right, she looks almost exactly like one. I'm pointing back on it to her. Stop right there.
01:28:30
Speaker
Come over to the scum. right
01:28:34
Speaker
What? I'm only 16. She's just 16 years old, Maverick. Leave her alone. It's a great song, by the way, about pedophilia. Listen, we don't want any trouble. We're trying to fall to play as much as we can. We're going, we're going. What are you talking about, please? Let's go back to Fanta and leave her alone. What?
01:29:01
Speaker
What? What? Are you not a killer robot to kill us? No. Oh, my God. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure I, you know, so yeah I need you guys to help me find my dad.
01:29:23
Speaker
And you're the only ones from the original Rin memories that I get a good feeling from, even though everyone keeps telling me that you murdered the original Rin. But I just don't think that's what you would do because whenever... You definitely do not kill Rin.
01:29:45
Speaker
No, you didn't. I don't know. haves got me didnt Yeah, she blew up with Tommy Felix. I don't know if they shot her in a tank or what hell happened. She blew up. i I'm sorry to say it so so directly. Yeah, she's I don't know what happened exactly. Oh, it is my fault. But she had a feeling. But because like every time I would see like the images of your faces in the memories, like I would get a happy feeling and then like If I got a picture of like say somebody scary, you know, I would get a really sad feeling. And so every time with the other Rins, I always got a good feeling. So I just, I didn't know whether to believe you guys or not. And now that we're here um and you say that you didn't kill the original Rin, then will you help me save my dad?
01:30:39
Speaker
But just to be sure, are you now kind of Rin from back then or are you a different kind of personal robot or she come from the house? There's a kid there. if She's safe. they Yeah, she's Finn safe. I am just a older version of Finn, but I'm called Rin, if that makes sense.
01:31:06
Speaker
imagine Nothing really makes a whole lot of sense. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I'm good. I'm from the house. Don't worry. Um, Hey, also, uh, your mom's like, she, she slugged me in the jaw, uh, earlier. Yes. I don't know if they like tricked her around, like they tricked the other versions of you around or whatnot, or they just telling her lies. I don't know what all was going on, but she seems to think that, yeah, we're bad people. I guess she told you we're bad people. He's, but, uh,
01:31:35
Speaker
Yeah, my mom told me that you guys killed the other end, but I just didn't get the feeling from that. I just didn't want to believe it because I mean, you guys were her friends, so. I look around, I'm like, Rick, can I give you a hug?
01:31:52
Speaker
Of course. Oh, good. I'm so happy to see you. I know you're different you, but I don't say you, but you're young now. Weird, but I thought you i mean you are dead, but at least you're someone else so we can trust God. they We can't. I mean, let's just let you know, as I said, we can trust you. I want to accept it. Ren, move on. As you embrace roll hacking. OK. I mean, no, she's rolling it. Roll a hacking roll.
01:32:21
Speaker
Sorry, one second. smell my stinky my theory up yeah no ah no that wasn't I don't think you actually had hacking on yours, did you? I didn't have hacking. I had to quickly click it. Do you want me to do unskilled instead? Yes. Yes, please. Hang on. OK.
01:32:40
Speaker
You still feel like I don't have that shit. I mean, you still failed it, so it's fine. um So, yeah, but in this role, too. So you got a four. So for like a brief moment, like as you got as you're hugging Carter, you hear like a you you just kind of like for a moment, you hear just like a whisper of your mom in your ears and like, take him out, take him out, kill him, kill him, take him out. But like yeah all you hear is the voice, but you feel no compulsion to do so.
01:33:10
Speaker
Shut up, Mom. You say shut up, Mom, like in Cutter's ear. Yes, I do. All right. I'll step back. No, sorry, Cutter. It's ah not a big deal.
01:33:24
Speaker
um So are you guys OK? You're all right. Yes. Cool. I mean. There's not really a whole lot of like, you know, it's kind of trust is a weird thing. The only thing that I really trust with my life right now is like a
Navigating Traps and Mind Control Discussion
01:33:46
Speaker
cataract here. Everything has kind of been really weird, but I do want to trust you. I've been asleep for the last 16 years. So, you know, it's been interesting.
01:33:57
Speaker
Uh, that's for sure. He makes people with his leaves. Well, it doesn't matter. Well, we'll get, we'll save him. and We'll save everybody. hope Well, hopefully we save everybody. ge and We go. We're, we're, I think we're on the trail of the bird right now. The trail of the bird. bird I have a bird. i long if You want to see my bird? hey he yeah He gave you a bird. He's getting a little weird.
01:34:23
Speaker
yeah Well, I mean, I know, I know you. So you see ray ray just like jumps off her back and starts flying over. You're like, hi, hi, hi. ho me Oh, OK.
01:34:35
Speaker
That's maybe the weird. I. You guys have met Ravi before when he was hanging out with ben called of him before. I remember him. He's happy to see you there. Yeah. All right. Well, let's. Hi, can I have a hug or a kiss? I hear humans do that. um No, I'm sorry.
01:34:54
Speaker
Yeah, he only hugs his own bird. You see, he just like lets out like this long kind of just squawk of a silent. like Oh, no one's ever going to kiss me. Renholds her arms out. Come here, baby. I'll hug and kiss you. It's fine.
01:35:11
Speaker
OK, I just want to try it with the boy once. um And he flies over. Yeah, who I can't just a boy bird and I like it. We'll find you a boy soon. It's fine.
01:35:29
Speaker
OK, so you guys are all together. You're standing ah in a very strange scene. ah What do you do next as you guys are now reunited, so to speak, in downtown? Continue on. You're going to continue down the yellow path. Yes. OK, everybody, please roll for me at a minus two, an agility roll. Well, I got the volatility.
01:35:59
Speaker
Yes, I got a I got a damn him fucking I got a 13 red and blew the fuck up. Jesus. i guess want two I'm going to use that one of the many means I got as a two minus two is a nothing. So yeah like I got a five then. All right. So um you guys are walking out of this cave.
01:36:18
Speaker
instantly like a bunch of walls start to like fly up to to to to to to to to like trying to you like trying to keep you guys blocked into like a cave like a tunnel system um and a couple of them as they fired up like a bunch of nails shoot out either side at the wall like going into the other side.
Vanta Black's Mastermind Role and Coliseum Show
01:36:38
Speaker
But you guys managed to like catch it in time or block it or do whatever it is that you would do to avoid getting just skewered by a bunch of tiny nails um as like just more and more boards to start to like form up around you. Continuing a path ahead. What do you do? Quickly dot. You quickly dodge. You did it. yeah i I'm laying on my stomach and lay I get up and like, sit.
01:37:00
Speaker
ah ran yeah I don't know, you said you've been in asleep for 16 years. is some Is this something your dad could do? I don't know if this lady can have control of this kind of stuff. Like what the hell is stuff building itself automatically? What the hell is going on? I've never seen my dad make anything like this. I can't remember who heard what. Do we hear? She heard the sounds. No, she heard. She heard from Plankenstein that he's he's he's kind of like. He's afraid that you guys are going to come and kill him.
01:37:27
Speaker
So he's kind of either being tricked by her or like and ah in some way. You don't know that. But that's what Ryn heard is that he thinks you guys are coming to kill him. Damn. I don't know. Maybe she's she's she's been tricking your mom and the other rins. Maybe she's telling Punkinson all kind of fabrications now to who even knows he's got a human brain. Maybe she's reprogramming everybody's brains. Maybe I mean, they're good stuff. We need to kill her by me. Yeah. Well, I guess we got to follow this trail and let's go. Don't watch out for them nails.
01:37:57
Speaker
and So you guys continue onward through the the kind of pallet trail, the pallet tunnel that's kind of being flung up around you. um And then you hear another voice kind of echoing like ah around the area near you. You hear a go just one more path forward. I'm kind of disappointed you didn't take all the color pass, though, because I had a lot of fun stuff over there. But, you know, that's OK. As they say, the show must go on.
01:38:27
Speaker
We can only walk one at a time, lady. and Hey, don't you worry. You know what? I have learned that yes and and improvisation are the kings of the theater. And so I have a special prize, ah rather a surprise or a prize, depending on how you think of it, for all of y'all. At the end of this path, you will meet me and you will see your girlfriend, Bathie, and you will see a little bird, Ishii. Of course, my little little birdie daughter now, she's so cute, Gucci Gucci.
01:38:56
Speaker
Um, and you'll get to see your daddy who is deeply in love with me. He loves me. Uh, he loves my mom. Gross. Oh, baby, man, your mama don't even love your daddy.
01:39:12
Speaker
yeah That's a beautiful.
01:39:20
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five
01:39:25
Speaker
I didn't realize that would sting so badly. I was just saying words. No, I just. my kiss I was not expecting that. Oh, my God. That's fucking hilarious. Oh, my God. I'm not going to lie. I wasn't thinking about saying that. I just kind of it just kind of came out. I was fine. That's so fucking funny. Yeah. And then you hear on that. You hear on the loudspeaker. It's true. My little ready poo. I do, in fact, love Miss Vantablack. She is just a rose.
01:39:56
Speaker
She's not going to be my new mom. Oh, she's going to be more than your new mom. She's going to be everybody's mommy. She's going to be your mom and your dad. Yes. When the fusion is finished, we will be your mom and dad together.
01:40:14
Speaker
you Yeah, we're going to we're going to we're going to make sex on the microphones. You can hear it.
01:40:25
Speaker
That's worse than your parents telling you about it. I knew he made his wife in the lab. There's no and he made you guys in the lab because there's no way someone who actually has sex says make sex. That's not how you talk about it. We're going to do sex later. We always do.
01:40:41
Speaker
but It's time for this cherry. No, never mind. It's too graphic. um And you hear Banta says, now settle down, sweetie. We're about to have the grand finale. And I can tell y'all it is going to be quite the doozy. So you better hurry up and get your cute little butts over here. You could say the climax. ah The climax. I'm waiting for this. I've heard about this. Finally.
01:41:09
Speaker
So what do you guys do? Like this tunnel, we and is it like fully enclosed so we don't really see where we are? You can kind of see up a little bit like it's just like a couple of pallets that sprung up around you to kind of guide you in a direction. But like there's like and there's space between the pallets that like if you could jump high enough like they're both they're all kind of sheer surfaces in a way. ah But like there would so you could like make them climbable if you really want to try to climb out.
01:41:35
Speaker
um Don't know if I want to see what's like on the other side. Yeah, you can't really see up and over it because they're kind of they're like, you you know, they're relatively large ah planks, but like, um but yeah, you can see there's still daytime outside. Like there's still, you know, it's probably like, well, it's probably getting closer to dusk at this point, but like there's no sunlight up. um You know, you can still see that like you you're not like inside anywhere. Can I like see over the first jump? You know, I do an athletics role.
01:42:05
Speaker
Um, wait a second. Roll it hard and roll it fast. That's a seven. That's a seven. You do this. You just like one of those are real quick, like, and then you land. That's like every second.
01:42:19
Speaker
yeah but Meanwhile, yeah you know, you have a bird on Rinn's shoulders. Um, and, um, ah so you jump up like every few seconds to kind of see, uh, see around you and you can see that like,
01:42:35
Speaker
It's very hard to see, but like there's um kind of like every so many times you jump up, you can see like a swarm of people that are kind of making their way along this path alongside you. Like a crowd is forming walking that way towards where you're going.
01:42:52
Speaker
Um, but it's kind of like a little bit of an open field that you're walking towards, but it's kind of hard to see, but you can kind of see that like everybody's kind of walking out in a field. Um, so it just looks like farm land. That's just been cleared. and Okay. Yeah. So you see there's like a lot of people that are gathering there and then kind of skeptical about like grand finale. So be ready to defend yourself if anything. Yeah. Okay.
01:43:21
Speaker
So like people. I'm saying I don't like it's not all these people being going over there putting danger. It's the whole thing. I'm sure let's just let's let's keep our little eyes on print the prize. Yeah. Yeah. Tension. As you as you guys make your way through this tunnel, you can hear somebody ah yelling like, like, get your limited edition maverick duster is over here. Get yourself a hat that looks just like kind of wrote tools.
01:43:50
Speaker
and get your very own RIN robotic arm. Limited edition while supplies last. ah see how to get Can we get to that place? ah You can just kind of hear somebody yelling it out like of the people that are like walking alongside you, so it's just to travel a merchant that's moving with the crowd. Hey, hey, ah I'm going to try and jump over it. I'm going to try and hang on like top of the wall. Uh-huh. Hey, how much were them cutter hats? For you, $5.
01:44:18
Speaker
All right, pass it over. Here's five bucks. I'm like holding over like the leg jumps up and someone gives you the boost. So like you guys exchange your currency in your hat. Thanks.
01:44:29
Speaker
Hamish is just like what I wear too. um I lost my hat. I'm going to put it on. There we go. And you hear another one says, get your limited edition Maverick hat with a Victorian helmet buried deep inside for additional armor for your head. I thought you had that magic helmet with a armor inside.
01:44:50
Speaker
It gets a living edition Victorian helmet cowboy hat. Living edition. There are many like it's the only place you can get this one. Is Rin wearing a hat? What? Is Rin wearing a hat? No, you no, she's not wearing a hat. You want one you won one of them hats? I'll buy you one of them mavericks hats. Um, sure. But can I have a cutter hat instead? Well, I was trying to get you some extra head protection, but all right. Hey, fell i have I have plenty.
01:45:19
Speaker
Oh, good, cool good, good. All right. Do you want another another kind of hat for you, sir? Five dollars. Here's another. Here's another. There you go. All right. And then you see the guy with the with the maverick hat. You're just like, oh, this thing is heavy. It's going to be tough to get it up there. You guys, $20, $20, my good sir.
01:45:38
Speaker
Sure. I know. Instead of trying to push it over it, I'm trying to push it between the boards. Yeah, I'm just trying to squeeze it between the cracks of the boards. He's like, how am I supposed to get you the hat, sir? Just try to throw it over the fence. I'm still hanging. I'll take it, fellow. Come on. He chucks it in the falls. Tink, tink, tink, tink, tink. Ah, damn it. Hang on. Cut a roll of athletics check to see if you can catch it as he throws it up to you. Athletics.
01:46:08
Speaker
nine not catch it like that in america catches a shield after a bounce off a wall. um So now you're all equipped with your hat and you hear you hear um catch your six shoot yeah get your six shooters get your rifles.
01:46:27
Speaker
hi I have limited edition Cutter replica guns here if you want to look just like the man himself. Look, I'm still like hanging on the wall of my memory. If you want your pistol back, I'll get my own. It's fine. I have a different one. All right. Hey, Feller. Yeah, I'll take my rafters. Hey, Feller. Yeah. How much for them Cutter O'Toole rifles? $120. All right. Here you go.
01:46:51
Speaker
Alright, now throw an athletic troll to see if he can, as he throws the the gun up over at you. Uh, athletics. Seven. He throws it up. You catch it like Captain America catches Thor's hammer. Hey, good what happened have you guys would happen to have any cut-a-row tool, bandoliers, and or ah cartridge belts with the requisite ammo as well, would you? Hi, God!
01:47:14
Speaker
She's like digging through a box. Get your color to bend and there's some bullet boxes. Suckers do feller. That'll be 20 bucks a box. All right. got I got 20. I want 20, 45 rounds and 36 52 rounds. That's what I had before. My first information machine. Okey dokey. You can have a number. There you go. I want 20 out of your feller.
01:47:39
Speaker
$62. All right. Math. $60. $60. We're just making it even 60. Nice. so I can do that. All right.
01:47:51
Speaker
I had like five hundred dollars on me. Then you hear, getcha limited edition, Ren's doobies. Who wants to get high like the queen of doobs herself? like i jump down up um not buy I'm not buying any doobies.
01:48:08
Speaker
You want to jump up to try to get some? Yep. All right. Do an athletic roll to see if you can climb up and get some balls. Five out of five. You like scramble up the things like you're just like hanging on there. You look like Wilson from Home Improvement, like over the fence. like And then you just see your eyes. Yeah, you just. As you're wearing your little your little cutter hat. ah ah How many would you like, my dear? ah Twelve. Twelve. My God. That's the whole stash.
01:48:44
Speaker
um All right, that'll be $600. Here you go. I don't have $600. How much money do you have? I have $340. I mean, it's $340.
01:49:09
Speaker
Yay. He you like yeah he like climbs up on a dude's shoulders and just like starts handing them to you as he takes your money. Um, and so you have a small bottle of black coffee that Sheriff Jeff gave you and you have 12 dupes in your inventory. It's happening right now.
01:49:29
Speaker
yeah It is a very weird scene. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Adrian, to to to bring you into this wonderful fantastical world to escape reality for a couple of hours. Excuse me.
01:49:45
Speaker
but Excuse me. Sorry, guys, we're all in Germany being bored. That's pretty.
01:49:55
Speaker
We're going to go find barr that's brought. That's a reference only Adrian. I know. Anyway, um it's a bread man, a bread puppet. That's what it is. Look it up. German bread. You'll find it. You'll find it. Fun fact, bro means bread. Whoa.
01:50:15
Speaker
wrote. um So anyway, you guys get all this stuff. You're pretty much outfitted the way that you were before you have all of your stuff. as you walk onward towards the final scene. And as you exit out these two, these these big pallet walls open up and you are greeted by just ah just a ah thunderous storm of applause and cheers. There are hundreds of people here that are all sitting like up around like this kind of like Colosseum looking structure.
01:50:49
Speaker
with a stage in the middle of it that is open on all sides. um And ah people are just cheering as you guys walk out. It's like when you see a football team walking out of the tunnel and the crowd cheers for them. That's kind of what you're being greeted with right now.
01:51:05
Speaker
so them They stole the Coliseum. Yeah. But as you look close, more closely at it, it's just like a bunch of pallets and railroad ties. Just it's very shittily made. It's not that big. um And the stage is like four gallows put together without like the nooses on it. I mean, and there's no one in the Coliseum, so I might as well think it it is. Shittily is my favorite country. Shittily. Yeah. It's the one that looks like a boot with a turd on it. Yeah. um with it With a poop stuck to it. um And um So you walk out and you're just greeted with a ah ah loud cacophony of of screams and and cheers. um How do you do you greet the crowd at all? I'm just kind of weirded out. Why we are like received like that and why does like an audience. You're just like, why is there an audience? Yeah. um What what she's like playing here right now.
01:52:06
Speaker
ah just use as you start to look around you see like people are kind of filing into their seats you see people are taking tickets from people um and like showing that you see ushers are showing people to their seats um you see you do see um ah kind of like in the background a little bit towards like the back of like this kind of makeshift Coliseum. There's like a little section that doesn't really have like any seating in it where there's this stage. And you can see it just kind of like this kind of like high rise structure built up against it. It kind of blends into the back wall a little bit, but it's got like a bunch of curtains, like a bunch of long ass sheets and blankets are covering up this back half where there's no seating um in the back end.
01:52:50
Speaker
Um, and then you hear someone on like the music starts to pick up. You have no idea where the fuck is coming from. There's no band here. There's no people playing music. There's no music here. Um, or there's no musicians here, I should say, but you hear this like, and then like fucking like, you know, like some liars are being plucked. You hear like loud drums again. Um, and you hear ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people of all ages.
01:53:19
Speaker
Welcome to Vanta Blacks Big Show, a show of nihilism, both positive and negative, optimistic, pessimistic. And here are the stars of the show, please. Nihilistic, inherently negative. Here on the loudspeaker. um Excuse me, I am having i'm I'm doing my intro. Could you please wait until afterwards to ask your questions, Mr. Maverick?
01:53:48
Speaker
Um, uh, and she said, Hmm, where was I? Let me try this again. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people of all ages, welcome to Vanta black's big show. A story of nihilism, both positive and negative often inherently negative and pessimistic.
01:54:08
Speaker
keep doing this
01:54:18
Speaker
And then you just hear kind of from the back here, well, he's got you there, babe.
01:54:25
Speaker
And she goes, just get up on stage introducing first. Cutter O'Toole, a.k.a. Clarence O'Toole. Give him a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen. um Do you go up on stage cutter? Yeah, I kind of like see that kind of scratches out of his head like a grimace on his face and he walks up. You walk up on stage and you hear up next. Oh, you know, the legends.
01:54:52
Speaker
Are they true? Are they false? No one can know. But up next we have the one and only Maverick O'Toole. Does he have a last name? He's 80 something. I was just thinking about as well that Carter doesn't have like a real first name. Like he doesn't use real first name. Now I don't really use a last name. And Maverick is just Prince.
01:55:15
Speaker
he's a Maverick Prince, yes. yes Yeah, so Maverick, Maverick, the 80-something bounty hunter. And everybody goes, whoa, yeah, my hero. Do you walk up on stage? am What's like the stage looking like? It just looks like four constructed gallows shoved next to each other to make a big stage. Okay.
01:55:37
Speaker
I first want to like inspect the colors if there's like not any traps attached to them. You want to walk up on them and look? I want to walk beside them and look. You can walk beside them and look, too. Sure, yeah. You want to do a quick notice roll? Yeah. If I walk on them, then I might as well already stepped in a trap. I mean, Cutter's up there. He's fine.
01:55:59
Speaker
ah nine ah You walk around and you see that there are like stage hands and stuff that are like under the gallows or standing around the gallows. They're mostly dressed in black to kind of like blend in with like the darkness underneath. And they're just like holding various props and stuff. But like it doesn't look like they're fiddling anything. Like there are like some trap doors and such, which is like how gallows work. They usually drop you through the that you know So you know that's how it's built. But yeah aside from that, like there you don't see anything else that looks like it's designed to do anything super crazy. You just see that there's like just troves of props and stuff under here. It's kind of hard to tell what any of it is for. But yeah there's just tons and tons of props. Anything is harmful.
01:56:42
Speaker
It's hard. It's like there are weapons under here. Some of them look like they could be real. Some of them look like they're not. ah But there's just a lot of props and like costumes and just bags and boxes full of stuff like you would have to dig through all of it to know what they have. There's just tons of stuff underneath the stage as they're trying to keep hidden for the show.
01:57:01
Speaker
I'll just have my weapon ready at my hands and like go up on the stage. All right. And then you hear. um And then you hear. And finally, she has taken many forms over this long adventure of which we've been documenting.
01:57:21
Speaker
Do we call her fan? Do we call her Ren? Do we call her teen Ren? All we know is that she's America's favorite doobie lover. Everybody put it up. Give it up for Ms. Ren. Everybody goes. britain but both false both but but but um And they all start cheering for you, Ren. Do you go up on stage?
01:57:44
Speaker
um I feel like she's gonna light the joint and then she's gonna run on with her like metal horns out like yeah yeah I mean she's 16 and so she's like filling on a high post yeah she's gonna be run out there with a joint and metal horns yeah So you walk out and you do your metal horns and you do it. Everybody. Everybody's like looking at your hands like to eat. They're like looking at their hands, trying to mimic what you're doing. Make like make like the devil. hornarian Like, oh, that's kind of fun. Yeah, OK. I don't know what this means, but it's cool. Let's do it. And they're like a bunch of people are kind of like, you know, mirroring what you're doing. Yes, Ronnie.
01:58:28
Speaker
Right, exactly. And so you um you run up on stage, everybody's cheering. we out It's now canon that Rin has inspired the the metal fist, ah the metal horns, the devil horns that will live on in the rest of time.
01:58:43
Speaker
um And ah you guys get up on stage and then you hear vans a black is like the crowd kind of starts to calm down a little bit you guys are on this massive massive stage and you see people are like running up and already like like they're taking like measuring tape and like measuring you for costumes and stuff and like writing stuff down on like a little piece of parchment.
01:59:04
Speaker
I don't know i don't know where we are waiting like i'm sorry sorry sir it's just you know and they like to wrap it around your legs and your thighs are you going to look at my leg. yeah um away Yeah they're trying to like measure you and it's like i just have all the don't worry mr maverick we got you.
01:59:21
Speaker
um And then like they're they're like measuring like the the points on rins like metal fist her literal metal but also metal fist And like okay, yeah we get some cool gloves for that alright cool um And they're kind of doing that and then as you guys are being measured you see um You see the ah the The curtain from the back, you see the couple of guys that go like kind of climbing up towards the back seating, and they're starting to like grab ahold of the ropes that are holding up these curtains. And you hear Vance of Black on the speaker one more time. And she says, is all right, so let's just get on with the rules, OK? We're about to put on one the hell of a show that Montana has never seen anything like before in all of its measly existence. We've got Cutter. We've got Maverick. We've got Ren.
02:00:12
Speaker
I have a character question. Yes. Is she like staying in person or is it a speak box again? No, you hear it like a speak box somewhere in the vicinity is like talking out at all of you. OK. And you see that this ah this curtain starts to drop. um And as it does, you hear her say these are the prizes that you came here for.
02:00:38
Speaker
These people and things are who you came to save and all three can be yours if you just play your part. But just so you know yourself to us. Well, all right, Mr. Maverick, I'm just going to need you to just hush for a minute because you're walking on my lines and I've been working on this all day. I haven't I haven't been given any lines. If you get your.
02:01:04
Speaker
Just your lines right now or shut up. well i freedom So she's so she's like, oh, fuck it, just drop the sheet um and this large like series of like sewn together ah sheets and blankets and stuff drop from these two giant ropes as a histogram with a thud and leaving a big dust cloud. And as the dust rises, you can see it's kind of like Big wooden and metal structure made of like railroad ties and tracks. um There's like some glass windows like these big ass glass windows where you can see a couple of shadowy figures standing um on the other side um and you see a woman steps up and kind of pushes one of the windows open.
02:01:48
Speaker
And she has this kind of like kind of like brown duster jacket with kind of like a black shirt on underneath. She has long flowing dark hair, beautiful skin, ah very pixie-like features, and like a matching brown hat that goes on over top of her head. And she has like just like this perfect smile that she kind of grins down at you guys for a minute. um And then she says he says, all right, go ahead and push that little button, OK?
02:02:14
Speaker
And then you see one of the shadows behind the glass, like starts like fiddling with something in the back. And then you recognize this lady. um You do kind of she has similar features to.
02:02:27
Speaker
um Cutter, you would probably start to piece together because you probably had the most interaction with her, but she has a striking resemblance to Lady Danes from Doo Dad when she came to visit however long ago.
02:02:40
Speaker
um She looks almost exactly like her, but she has dark hair instead of like curly blonde hair. um And she clearly doesn't have ah an English accent. What the hell? And she says, Now, I know y'all have been dying to see this pretty face. So here it is. Let me introduce myself properly.
02:03:01
Speaker
My name is Vanta Black and this is my big show. And like the crowd just fucking thunderously erupts. So they just like go crazy. And she says, now you may recognize me as such roles as lady Danes from do dad or that one hot chick in the background when y'all weren't paying attention and everywhere in between.
Revelation of Captives and Doomsday Devices
02:03:23
Speaker
But today I am just simply a show runner.
02:03:27
Speaker
a long lineage, maybe even from Shakespeare. Who knows? She's like, but y'all are playing today. If you can put on a stellar show for this crowd, these will be yours. And then somebody in the back presses a button and like the rest of the another sheet below falls and you see.
02:03:44
Speaker
bathy Ishi and Professor Dr. Punkenstein, and they're in like these big cylindrical um kind of ah they look like oversized bird cages, essentially. um And they're just like sitting in there. And honestly, what's kind of weird is Ishi doesn't look all that bothered at all to be in it. um She seems happy. She's like on her own little perch in there swinging back and forth. She seems totally happy. You see that fully erect.
02:04:15
Speaker
Funkenstein is fully erect. He is like he's hitting the bars. And you see Bathie, who is waving to the crowd. She is like smiling, waving her beautiful hair, blowing in the breeze. She's way too ready. da She's waving to the crowd. um I want to make a notice for all of it's like the real issue this time. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Because last time this didn't work so well. It's a nine.
02:04:44
Speaker
Uh, yeah, that you recognize your bird. She's got, uh, she does look a little different. She looks like some of those like robotic parts were like, she's missing a few of like the wires and stuff that she usually has on her. She looks like now that you're really looking at her, she looks ah like more restored to her original form than she was originally like, like then she was after she was shot. Um, so it looks like they've been working on her like for a little while. Um, and she's like, swing she's swinging happily. She's like whistling, singing. Um, like.
02:05:14
Speaker
You know, she's singing her little eagle song in the cage. um And again, you see Bathie, she's waving, smiling. She's kind of bowing, like doing a little curtsy as the crowd is roaring as the spotlight hits her. She's like she looks like she is the happiest woman on Earth right now. She's beautiful up there, too. She's right.
02:05:33
Speaker
what but doesn't seem right should let have a moment ma
02:05:40
Speaker
and goes bey bey bathy and then you see me bio yeah ah you And then you see all that the spotlight hits Professor Punk a sign and the crowd just kind of dies a little like that. Stop cheering. Yeah. Oh, dad. Hi, dad. um She's all waving. Yeah, there's like one like nerd in the background and that's also like, hey, I came here to see him. um And you see like a cosplayer that has like a really he has like a glued on like giant ass mustache like on his face and like kind of steampunk goggles. He made a like old broken jars and shit.
02:06:15
Speaker
um It is like, yeah, I love your stash. And then like you hear you hear a podcast, he goes, I know everyone does. um And then anyways, then he goes, play it yeah. And he goes, hi, Rennie Pooh. I hope to make you proud. um Yeah, sure. Dad, what are you talking about? But then ah as you guys are doing that, you see that um As you see, Vanta like kind of lets out like a little bit of a cheeky grin again and she looks back and she starts whispering something up like on her little platform, inaudible from where you're standing. um and ah You see whoever the other figure is in the back is doing some more i kind of like fidgeting with something back there. um and Then you see um the spotlight hits
02:07:05
Speaker
um All of the all of the cages once more and then you see like a bunch of guys dressed in black like jumps on them start sliding down the bars and like they have like something in their hands and they're like starting to like just like wrap like these cloths around different parts of the of the cages.
02:07:23
Speaker
And then they all climb back up and ah they jump back off into their into their little sets like little shadow pieces, little shadow boxes they live in. And then you see like the lights hit one more time. And like each one of these cages now has at least two to four, depending on the size of the cage of like these very intricate looking devices that some of them kind of look like they resemble dynamite. Some of them look like something a little bit more kind of futuristic that you've never seen before. And they're wrapped up with like some sort of like rope and sheets um on the cages. And Rin, you would recognize right away that one thing that every single Rin knows the moment that they look at it based on Punkenstein's design is that those are all doomsday devices strapped to the cages. Oh, oh.
02:08:56
Speaker
well does it look good already
02:09:19
Speaker
Does it look good already?